Why is Bejitard such a failure? His wife regularly cucks him and he constantly jobs to everyone. He never won a single time against Goku, whom he considers his rival.
>>274842956Why doesn't Bejita mind when Gokek calls his wife hot?
SOMEONE MAKE THIS A WOJAK FOR FUCK SAKES.
>bottom leftPurge.
WANT FUCK BEJITA AND TRUNKS
>bejita gets to kiss THAT?
>>274843255NO! NO! I DON'T!
>gigisisters coping and seething last thread right before the endNOT IN MY HALLS.
"B-Bejita-sama, are you saying that there's a way I can get even stronger?" said Goku."Of course, Kakarot!" laughed Vegeta. "Lord Beerus showed me! You didn't really think that the Gods of Destruction would rely on something like Ultra Instinct, did you?""WAKU WAKU I'm gettin' excited! You've gotta teach me!""I can't, Kakarot. Lord Beerus is watching me closely, and he wouldn't approve of me teaching you one of his techniques without his permission. But I know someone who will."With that, Vegeta activated a Transport Cube, of the type used by the angels."Wow, Bejita-sama, where'd you get this?""Borrowed it from Whis. Now hurry, the coordinates are already set!"Goku stepped in the cube, and was whisked off to U6. He stepped out to find himself in Champa's lair, the obese GoD lounging on a couch directly in front of him."Ch-Champa-dono? You're gonna teach me?""Of course!" chirped Champa, holding out a scrub brush with an extended handle. "Take this sacred sceptre, and clean between my folds."With a grin, Goku obeyed. He began dutifully scrubbing Champa's greasy, unwashed fat rolls clean, doing his level best to make sure that he cleaned every inch of the chubby feline deity.Back in U7, Vegeta grinned. By the time Goku found out the truth, Vegeta would be balls-deep in Chi-Chi.
>>274843296>B-BEJITA-SAMA! WHERE ARE YOU G-GOING? PLEASE COME BACK!
>>274843296
>GOKUGOKUGOKU>BEJITABEJITABEJITAWe need Tienrus back.
Does Bejita know Goku has touched his wife's vagina and ass?
Yes it kinda turns him on....
CHADku won.
THE MUTHA FUAKIN BEAST
>>274843498>betrayed and killed by own bossKek, What A Bitch
>>274843314>The seething in the last thread at the last moment.THIS WILL NEVER NOT BE FUNNY.
>The RAT maked a thread WITH a WOJAK Kill the verminz l right now fellow bejitabro
>>274843589
>makedESL...
>Why is Bejitard such a [SQUEEK SQUEEK SQUEEK]
>>274843147Seconding this request KEKEK
Wow you guys are posting a lot of men that my wife will FUCK!
>maked>verminz
Gentlemen G this thread.
>>2748437963 days.
>>274843751Gocuck on ropewatch confirmed. Daipa doing NO favors for our boy.
Miss me already?
>>274842956>pure headcanonKek.
You're ai videos aren't funny and are poorly done
>>274842956>He never won a single time against GokuEven if you consider the forst two headcanon the 3rd one is 100% confirmed. The cuckshit is just cope.
Hey it's me Goku! I just wanna give a big shoutout to my best pal Bejita! He's never been to most talkative guy, but recently he's been coming over lately and spar with my wife, Chichi! Thanks to this sparring he's been way more talkative to my wife, saying that he's been "Coming out" to her. He's always had trouble expressing his feelings, and it's great he has someone to talk to, my wife no less! Man it's wonderful to see my best buddy and my Chichi spend time together. During the sparring matches, me and Goten like to listen in on what's going on, and the battling sounds crazy! What's awesome is that sometimes I can hear them screaming in pleasure, which must mean they're having a great time! Though something strange happened when I talked to Bulma about it. When I had told her about their sparring, she got really angry! I don't know why though, Bejita and I fight all the time and the most she does is get only a little angry, but here she was furious! Kinda wish me and her would start sparring together, hehe! But anyways about a week later Bejita stopped showing up at our place. Goten told me that Trunks has been sad over Bejita and Bulma fighting, but I don't know what that kid is thinking! Those two fighting sounds awesome! Unfortunately since Bejita was sparring with Bulma now, Chichi has been really sad, I tried to cheer her up by sparring in the bedroom with her too. At first she looked really excited, but when I started punching her, she didn't have her guard up, and got really mad at me! It's not my fault you didn't have your guard up! A lot of time passed and I hadn't heard anything from Bejita or Bulma, that is until all the sudden Bejita came over! He said that him and Bulma had gotten a "Divorce." I don't know what that is, but it sounds delicious! Right when Bejita got here, my wife Chichi immediately started to spar with him again! I'm so happy that they're sparring again!
>>274844012But enough about the Bleach anime
Cringe thread. We love Bejita here.
>You're
>>274844012COPE KEK
>>274844063She cute
>IT'S DA BLEACH!
>>274844012Kek, very true.The mindbroken green pedo piece of shit has no life.
uparoo
>>274843043>>274843080
What's your favorite Bejita moment scholars?>the time he had a mental breakdown over a lower class saiyan kicking his ass>the time he fled from Earth after being unable to handle Gohan and Krillin>the time he lost to Zarbon>the time he lost to Recoome>the time he was saved by Goku from Recoome and the Ginyu Force>the time he had a mini mental breakdown over Goku saving him from the Ginyu Force>the time he tried fighting Freeza, was humiliated, and cried like a bitch>the time he begged his enemy Goku to kill Freeza for him while sobbing>the time he came down with terminal Goku Obsession Syndrome upon learning that his rival became a super saiyan and defeated Freeza>the time Goku came back from Yardrat and made a joke out of him by showing off his superior power and his IT ability that Bejita doubted>the time he lost to a teenage girl in his super saiyan form>the time he lost to Cell after letting him transform >the time when he was utterly surpassed by Goku after Goku came out of the time chamber>the time he loudly admitted that he could never surpass Goku, who he called a genius>the time he had a tantrum over his son dying and was immediately shut down by perfect Cell but was saved by Gohan>the time he proclaimed he was totally beaten by Goku and his son Gohan after the latter saved everyone from Cell>the time he let Babidi control him because of how mindbroken he was over not being as good as Kakarot >the time he sacrificed his own life and it was for absolutely nothing, losing to Buu in the process>the time it's revealed that he learned that Goku was holding back in his fight against him>the time he came back to Earth after his death and was immediately made to cast aside his pride by fusing with Goku>the time he called Goku number one and totally better than him while staring in awe at his superior power>the time in EoZ when he explicit states no one is as strong as Goku
>>274844083Yup yup
>>274844136The 3 times where he beat Gokek and the two times he impregnated Bulma.
>>274844147Bejita is so lucky to have such a devoted gf
>>274844147>>274844063shut up, BITCH.
>>274844136The 2 times he impregnated Goku and the three times he beat Bulma.
I remember posting Gigi use to get extremely angry reactions from a Gokubro. I wonder what happened to him.
How many times has bejita won against goku, 3?, maybe 4 times? It's a nothingburger. Gokek was going e-easy bros.....J-Just wait until they retcon super!
>>274844224OMEGAKEK
Nobody likes Gilbert.
>>274844343Retcon? Are you implying Super was ever canon in the first place?
>>274844310Hopefully he got over his jealousy
>>274842956>Revenge threadIf Tardku is so superior then why are you so insecure?
>>274844433Because he clearly isn't.
>>274843080To be honest I wouldn't mind Zamasu cucking me. He is so beautiful, so sublime.
>>274844310Who do you think is the RAT shitting on her?
Goku.
>her
>>274844224Damn gokek bros, who knew you were all power bottoms?
>>274844559She's a cute girl
>>274844522
>>274844414i mean.....*walks out of thread**slams door on the way out*
>>274844559>meme started by a pedo brony moeshitter
>>274844562All Z warriors are bottoms. AT's will.
Yes, chud. Her.
>>274844642KamiDAMN
>>274844613But enough about SHITgi.
Gigi saved this thread.
>>274844679She always does
>>274842956>he never won a single time against gokuhe absolutely beat Goku though. It was his hangers-on that beat him.
>>274844766THESE HALLS NEVER REST
Who's the best DBZ movie villain?
>>274844522...is an 0-3 cuck.
>Damn, no rest for the wicked huh?
>>274844844You can tell they really put effort into animating this nonsensical trash.
>>274844766>>the manga is currently written by a nail painted queer who's got the IQ of a frozen pickleWho? Because Toyotaro saved Super.
>Who? Because Toyotaro saved Super.
>>274844513I think it was the ponyfag they posted similar
I'm a gay worthless manlet with a 2 inch penis and loose asshole...
>>274843480So, wait, you're TELLING ME...GIGI KEKED BEJITA? NOT LIKE THIS.....
>>274844766>Damn, no rest for the wicked huh?That reminds me I should finish bl 2
>>274845079Sissytaro...
>>274845079But you told me you were the ALABASTAR TITAN....
>>274845145Made for Big ToeiCHAD Cock.
>>274844766Please understand that most of the Bejitabros are in the onimai thread.
>>274845169>But Trunks, I'm just getting started.
>>274845079Literally Gigi...
>>274844136>>the time he begged his enemy Goku to kill Freeza for him while sobbingGotta be this one kek
>>274845241I want her to kill me with that rod...
These threads are the most bizarre and funny threads on all of 4chan I swear to god.
>>274845373>No capital G to the Lord's nameGentleFUCKINGmen...
>>274845079Gigi? is that you?
>>274845373>4chanHuh? What does 4chan have to do with anything? We are on dbs.gov.org.
>>274844433
>>274845418No, that was Gigi's husband actually
>claims to be a follower of god >wants to gently fuck menSee?
>>274844766Is that the new ugly characters from Plus Size Elf?
>>274843589Kek
>>274845478
>>274844930>Daima out of fucking nowhere
>>274845411MY BAD GEEZ
Yhwach? A HERO in these Halls.
>>274845478stop i can only get so erect
>>274844930This isn't the One Piece thread
>>274845520Jesus used to deepthroat Lazarus.
>>274845478Gigi's hubby Bejita has a big cock thoughever
>>274844766>>dead scholars, I killed them myself in factFrieren is too powerful.
>>274845753The only actual bulge is middle left and that's small, but it's okay cause he's a grower anyways.
>>274845832>The only actual bulge is [cope]
>>274845751>Jesus used to [HEADCANON]
>Made a jobber form actually useful Kneel before your prince.
>>274845923But enough about the Bible.
Same thread, same Faggots, same shitposts. Nothing ever changes.
>>274845894>a smooth crotch is a bulgeNuh uh VAGita
>>274846058k b c
>>274846056jiren after ozempic
Holy FUCK....
>When you see Goku and Gohan double teaming Bulma
my friends sister took ozempic and became diabetic
>>274845988Not canon.
What is aesthetically the best SSJ form and why is it Teen Gohan's original transformation into SSJ2?
>>274846331...squeaked the rat into its cheese.
>>274845435kek
>>274846056>>274846248speaking of ozempic I heard the covid vaccine gives you big boobs. Should we give it to Gigi?
>J
>>274846162>Denying the reality of BULGEtaDenoued.
>>274846248CAPITALIZE.YOUR.FUCKING.POSTS!!!!!
>>274846459Yes, the correct abbreviation is "SSJ". Super Saiya Jin. This was cleared up several threads ago.
>I want to kill all natural women and replace them all with transgenders. I want to make sure that there's not a single creature in existence that doesn't have a penis, it must be mandatory on everything. Anything that only has a vagina will be destroyed.Which character said this iconic line?
>>274846058HOLY KEKXAMUSMAX
>>274846338I always liked the original SSJ Goku on Namek for how the wispy hair made him look angelic.
>>274846244Gokurats and their cuck fantasies.
>>274846564That's a close second for me, it's certainly the most iconic form. I just love how it was so abundantly clear that Gohan had reached a new level by how drastically his appearance changed. Trunks sort of did the same thing with Grade 3 but it was a dismal showing so it took away from it.
>>274846514I did.
Toriyama's mind was still in the 70s when making daima.
>>274846634Jiren...
What happened to HIM? It's hard to believe we could move on so quickly from HIM and RTHly that we're back to Bejita and Gokek
>>274846582Bejitafags and their cuck realities
I was walking down the street and peered through a window and saw based form CHADJITA balls deep in GOKEKS wife, bent over like the DOG she is. Gigi was there, fucking CHADjitas plump voluptuous ass while CHADjita pounded GOKEKS wife raw.I kept walking until I got home.I went to the bathroom, splashed water on my face, and looked in a mirror....>My names GOKEK, and this is my story.
>JRetard.
>>274846758THEY are planning their next move to overtake the diaper duo.
>>274846634But enough about yamcha...
>>274846861J is for Jobber.
>>274846911Fuaaaaark
>SShitterNeed me to slap you around again?
Good riddance I for one am glad we got rid of HIM
>dogshit mirrored fan translation from 20 years ago
>>274844039>ShitperNon-canon optional non-sequel kek
when is the manga coming back?
>>274846977Bejita married this whore.
>>274847093>non canon panel that was added in the volume release
>great canonical CHADslation that withstood the test of time for 20 years
>>274844815>Fight that Vegeta lost
>>274847035>D-DOESN'T COUNT>too scared to reply>no rebuttalYup, I win agaon.
Name one fight Bejita won.
https://youtu.be/TtBknc1sxGc?si=kwFcBVmXn5kDnLD1
>>274847147
>>274847035You wouldn't have survived the Duwang translation
>>274846911BejitaDAMN, I need a Gigi gf
>>274847136>non-canon>drawn and written by Toriyama himself and added by him to the original canon manga Huh?
>>274847189Every fight against Tardku
>>274847265>Wasn't present in the original magazine chapterUnderstand?
can he beat chichi?videl?
>>274847126I love Bulma
>losttosuperman man
I demand a PNG of Bejita's hair.
>>274844040>At first she looked really excited, but when I started punching her, she didn't have her guard up, and got really mad at me! It's not my fault you didn't have your guard up!Holy fuck my SIDES.
>>274847360in hand to hand combat I don't see it. some humans in db are pretty strong and batman, even with the plot armor and writer's pet "bonus", can't do most of what they can. if you don't want a "honorobale 1v1" style of battle he does have the advantage with his gear and other bullshit he can pull out with prep time
>solosthejusticeleague man
>>274847360Probably, he knows his universe’s equivalent of eastern chi martial arts shit.He knows Kryptonian martial arts and learned how to feel the environment from a Mongolian
>>274847216>Has a powerlevel of 180.000 transformed>His only purpose now is to destroy the planet and kill every single human, being Goku his main target>Can't kill anyone>Somehow manages to lose against a incapacitated man, a child with no experience and 2 infinitely inferior earthlings>Escapes like a bitch for his life and is spared by Goku>Gets so mindfucked about it all that his life purpose now is to surpass Goku and redeem his broken honorYeah, this is totally a victory for Bejita!
>>274847323>he thinks an author can't later change his own workHave you always been this retarded? Were you born a fucking idiot? Or did your drunk mother drop you on your ugly bald head?
>>274847514Tien...
>>274847360MARTHA!
>>274847597That's a lot of text to say "Goku lost the fight to Vegeta on Earth".
Trunks without Bejita's Influence>Heroic Chad who saves the future from androids.Trunks with Bejita's Influence>Fusion fodder who simps after an old lady
>>274847543... basket weaving forum.
>>274847360He peaks at King Chappa, maybe jobs to Namu.
>Trunks without Bejita's Influence>>Heroic Chad who saves the future from androids.
>>274847598>ad-hominemConcession accepted. I won.
I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU SHITJITAPIG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6iP03q-Xkohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdRQhJk6oT8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCq9KrPTHlo
>>274847598Yes, I'm FUARKING stupid as FUARK...
>>274847822Yup, Goku said this.
>>274847703>simps after an old ladyThat old lady is cute though.
vegeta lost to yajirobei
>>274845726
Bejita should wish Goku were a woman then impregnate him.
>>274847933
>>274848067GILF
>>274848067>Gay Trash
>>274848031This, but also with Nuly, Gohan and Goten to save the Saiyan race.
>>274847933She molested Trunks btw
>>274847543>>274847360but dbz (and literally all anime) is cartoonish ki anime bullshitwestern vs manga/anime is so fucking off. we can maybe take tmnt x naruto crossover comic, but idk
>>274847360Maybe, but Batcuck would have a hard time keeping up with someone who could fly as well as even Videl.
>>274848261>implying capeshit isn't cartoonish bullshit
>>274847507why wouldn't he have his gear? this is batman. no weird limitation. just batman. imagine you have a videogame roster, you pick batman. no explanation. why wouldn't he use his tools?
>>274847360Chi-Chi is Shiva level though with Ki
>>274848199Reminder that Bulma is ok with this.
>>274847360>inb4 PREP TIME PREP TIME PREP TIME PREP TIME.The only fucking character in the DC universe that can even hope to scratch ANY DB character is supertard. The DB universe claps DC cheeks.
>>274848330aren't there kryptonians and gods and aliens and whatever in dc universe?>>274848339nah comics are grounded. that's why a guy with a ice gun can defeat a speedster who can rape physics and laws if he wants to, or why a man in a batsuit can walk among gods, etcthing is, in dc and marvel it's all plot driven. nobody uses their full power. ever. otherwise everybody would be dead and there will be no more stories
>>274848366I wouldn't play with a gay videotoy. BOOM I won the argument.
>>274843336Who instead proved to be gigi, a mentally ill transexual riddled with a cornucopia of deadly STD's, as bejita riddled himself with these deadly illnesses that, for every comedy lovers sadness, would claim his life, CHADKU actually grew his strength exponantionally moving around champa's folds, which are a universal level of hefth.
>>274847360Batman needs prep time and equipment to beat most of the Guys in his own universe. If its a fair fight then he gets his ass beat. This is the guy who struggles to beat a Fat Old Man with an Umbrella and an otherwise Normal Human in clown makeup with a knife or a boxing-glove gun.Pic related. Batman failing to react to a Fat Old Man with an Umbrella.
>>274848533>Batbitch gathers the DBs>wishes for Goku and the others to become regular humans with no power
>>274848822Regular humans in DB have ki though. Goku and the others could still beat Batkek.
>>274848941>with no powerNo ki. Just martial arts.
>>274848366it's not all of his gear I'm talking about. prep time is a meme exactly because you could enter the guy in a fight and say that he either has a bat knife or prepared an orbital canon before the battle. all I'm saying is that I don't think he can defeat them in a simple 1 to 1 combat if batman doesn't have a plan devsed to defeat them
>>274848822OH NO DBSISTERS, IS IT OVER?
chara solos db universe btw
>>274848791Whenever I see Western comics posted the art actually seems to be really good. How do Western comics compare to manga and DB?
>>274849048This was bullshit, VCs arent even capqble of making captains sweat yet she harmed a top tier Stenritter who casually dismembers strong captains like Zaraki.
>>274848791it's known fact batman in his own comics and batman in justice league comics are 2 different guysdunno how the fuck he does it, but he does ithttps://youtube.com/shorts/CprUEieUpQY?si=wLcWzWRPPpj2_2l2how many times has batman been punched by all-powerful gods?>fair fightthe hell is a *fair fight*? that's like saying tony stark with his iron man suit isn't "fair fight" because tony is a noob who needs his equipment (his suit)
>>274848570I would say that they're more inconsistent than grounded, exactly because they're plot driven and it's imposssible to be consistent while using the same characters for 80 years
>>274849150Uh, Sleep N0.7 was CREATED by a captian, so of course shes fucking cracked and powerful. Its canon, for sure.
>>274849101I solo your mothers butthole.
>>274849177>dunno how the fuck he does it, but he does itplot armor. it's quite literally that simple
I'm the worst movie villain...
>>274849101Frisk solos
Asking what characters can defeat Dragon Ball characters is about as ridiculous as asking what civilization can defeat the Imperium of Man, both intentionally are over the top and ridiculously overpowered and you have to limit both to make it a "fair" fight.
>>274849182>inconsistentor that, yeah, I say that all the time. dc and marvel are inconsistent as fuck by nature- countless of different writters (we only deal with toriyama, toyotaro and toei. imagine what a mess 100 guys can do)- unwritten law to last years, decades, centuries, and be eternal, bounded by pop culture. these characters will never die. they are meant to live forever
STOP TALKING ABOUT MOE CAPESHIT RIGHT FUCKING NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
>>274849101Asriel...
MOEGIRL TIERLIST
>>274849286I love Nemu.
>>274849342Lt. Thaddeus Harris...
>>274849396Get that hideous version of Serena out of S Tier. Put the good looking Serena in there. I swear that is the worst fucking re-design ever.
>>274848971If Batman said the wish as written >>274848822they would turn from Saiyan to human but keep their ki, since regular humans as known to Shenron have it.
Argh!
>>274849396Bomb-Bomb best girl
>>274849371Every civilization that has actual working FTL travel btfos JOBperium.Even onions wars do.
>>274849309so yes, he can beat videl and chichichichi only flies, be cartoonish lightspeed anime fast/agile (they can all talk, remember their childhood, their friends, narrate their feelings, narrate the situation, think and elaborare the plans/moves they are going to pull out, etc all while they do a simple 2 seconds jump) and can fire some ki
Stop talking about moeshit.Discuss Dragon Ball.
EAT SAIYANS. COOK SAIYANS. STIRFRY SAIYANS IN A WOK. STEAM SAIYANS. THROW SAIYAN BABIES INTO AN OVEN. SALT AND PEPPER SAIYANS. SHISHKABAWB SAIYANS. FLAME BROIL SAIYANS. SMOKE SAIYANS ON AN OPEN GRILL. REFRIGERATE LEFTOVER SAIYAN MEAT. SHARE LEFTOVER SAIYAN MEAT WITH BEERUS. TOTAL SAIYAN PACKAGING.
>SHISHKABAWB
>>274849409She sure is a cutiepatootie
>>274849043what if his power is being able to pull out plans and strategies out of his ass? doesn't he do that all time?
The smell!
>>274849472He's so small and cute.Imagine princess carrying Yushiro to his bedroom without effort and then tucking him in bed and kissing his forehead while wishing him a good night.
>>274849671...with a fat booty
>>274849621>>274849378Absolutely assblasted lmfao
>>274849607>2 seconds jumpfuck I was being generous1 seconds, just one single seconds. or less. nobody can last 2 seconds in the air
>>274849656
>>274849501>SHITrenaForgotten
The smell of shit!
>>274849745>Has an ass so GYATT that the concrete beneath her fucking buckles and bends when she squats downIMAGINE. THE. SMELL.
>>274849621Jiren looks high as a kite in this image.
>>274849737Need brown boy bf so bad...
I call upon Jiren the Gray to save us all
TOTAL SAIYAN LUNCHTIME.
>He's so small and cute.>Imagine princess carrying Yushiro to his bedroom without effort and then tucking him in bed and kissing his fo-AAAAIIIEEEEEEEEEE
>>274849371Copypasta incoming.The Imperium of Man is actually shit. The Federation from Star Trek would fucking slaughter the Imperium of Man. A basic ship in Star Trek TNG era can destroy a whole planet with its standard on-board weaponry with no cooldown and without any special ammunition. It takes the Imperium to make 100 years to build one of their best ships. Starfleet takes a few months(if that) to make a ship that can beat that 100 year ship. Most Imperial vessels do not even have auto-loading weaponry, and use SLAVES to haul house sized shells and missiles into the guns with CHAINS.O'brian invented a gun that could see anywhere on the ship and kill anyone it could see with no defined limit to its distance. He invented and built this weapon in an afternoon. Imagine all of Star Fleet pumping resources into developing this weapon and you have one ship somewhere in the Sol System that the Imperium cannot detect just shooting everyone on Terra and there is nothing the Imperium can do about it. If they do come up against a problem Captain Picard or Janeway would have one meeting with their Bridge Crew and neutralize it, since unlike the Imperium, Starfleet can actually do Science and develop new Technology, and the Science and Tech they all-ready have eclipses anything the Imperium has.
>>274846911The other day I dreamt I was groping Gigi's hips, ass and little bulge while the little slut looked up and smiled at me. I need to stop coming here.
>jiren the gay
>>274850018Starfleet has no need of a supply chain beyond dilithium, they can mass produce whatever else they need using replicators/industrial replicators, which transform energy into matter in any configuration they want. Starfleet vessels are so much faster than Imperial vessels it isn't even funny, and Imperial vessels have been known to take months, years or even decades or a century to get where they need to go, if they even get their at all. Inter-dimensional and time travel technology is fairly common in the Federation and they have an entire division dedicated to both types of technology.The main disadvantage Starfleet would have against the Imperium is that unless they are out for blood, they may be unwilling to make tough decisions and kill people when they need to. If Starfleet just sent ships around popping Imperium worlds the Imperium would be screwed faster than normal.
>>274850078Starlfeets genetic engineering and cloning technology absolutely dogwalks the Imperiums. Even the stuff the Emperor produced pales in comparison. A Human Augment would literally tank blows from a Space Marine if they didn't decide to dodge them which they could easily do, and then pick up that Space Marine, lift it over its head, and then throw them across the battlefield. Augments with mental enhancements were so mind-meltingly brilliant they could practically predict the future and conceive of and develop science and technology that would make the Necrons scratch their metal skele-chins. The genius Augments in Deep Space 9 were last seen putting their noggins together to prevent the heat-death of the universe.And then there is Starfleets photonic technology. They could literally plop thousands of photonic troopers onto Terra that are invulnerable to attack, can walk through matter and blink everyone out of existence with max power phasers. A Max power phaser can dicintigrate an entire Baneblade btw. Who the hell is going to develop a countermeasure to that? The Aderpicus Mechanicus? LOL. LMAO EVEN. ROFL I DARE EVEN SAY. That would require someone who actually knows how to do Science to achieve.If Q gets involved, its over for 40K. Not even the C'tan or the Warp could stop them.
What the fuck is happening here?
>>274850148can yamcha beat wonder woman?
>>274850370>Can Yamcha beat *any* womanFTFY
>>274850370Yes, unless it is early Yamcha that's afraid of women.
>>274850123>Augments with mental enhancements were so mind-meltingly brilliant they could practically predict the future and conceive of and develop science and technology that would make the Necrons scratch their metal skele-chins. The genius Augments in Deep Space 9 were last seen putting their noggins together to prevent the heat-death of the universe.But were they smarter than Majin Kuu?
>>274849970I have never seen a cute brown femboy ever. Therefore, they do not exist. QED BOOMREN.
>>274850062God I love the view of a fatboy riding a cock.
>>274850064*need to keep coming here.
>>274850501Yeah by quite a bit.
>>274850550https://www.erome.com/a/kqBzeKlo
can gigi beat black?
>>274850550Someone hasn't been on /gif/
No.
How come Toei gave the dragon fist to Goku and not Piccolo?Piccolo comes from the race that created the dragons, while Goku doesn't give a shit about the dragon balls.
>>274850832That someone is me. Because I have a brain.
>>274850123Starfleet isn't experienced in war like the Imperium is which is always at war.
>>274850897Proof?
>>274850968I have never been on /gif/.
I don't think the homos here who fantasize about effeminate cartoon drawings of males have ever actually fucked another man in real life. If they did they wouldn't spend so much time here as opposed to hooking up with other fags. It's just homos posting about homo sex for their egotistical fantasies of dominating another man who's supposedly weaker than them in order to compensate for their insecure masculinity but I don't think these people have any chance of actually doing the real thing, not the least because they're probably undesirable to other men themselves.Dragon Ball Super.
>>274851086this post will surely strike a nerve
>>274851086Of course not, I don't fuck men I fuck transgirls aka girls.
>>274851086Truke that destroyed Namek.
>>274851162A man in a dress is still a man.
>>274851208SHITgi troon won't like this post...
>>274851208That's like, your point of view.
>>274850907It is well documented that the Imperium is retarded and doesn't know how to Science and Technology. Starlfeet actually has smart people in it. The Imperium also doesn't have any defenses against Starfleets technology. They could literally just beam everyone into space.If Starfleet just went around popping Imperium planets with their ships, the Imperium would be fucked, though that implies the Federation could or would be that bloodlusted.
>>274851086This post has struck my nerve
>>274851393Pernida...
>>274851252Nappa's concubines...
YIIPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
>>274849692he's supposed to be intelligent but the point is that the writers can, and often do, asspull things for him
>>274851086Last time I had sex with a man was... 2 years ago...
Why did they decide to redo Bardock's story? It was good enough in Z wasn't it. And his design was cooler too.
>>274851874Were you a seme or an uke?
>>274851874I'm a Bejitabro btw, if anyone was wondering.
>>274851086Just because I fuck dudes, doesn't mean I'm out looking for booty 24/7, same with pussy. I'm not a sex addict, I just fuck cute boys and girls every now and then until I get locked in a relationship.
why is there no incel character in dragon ball?
>>274852059>I'm not a sex addictThen what are you doing in these halls?
Android 18 is a man.
>>274850995I don't believe you
>>274852140Chiaotzu? Tien is a volcel but Chiaotzu is 100% an autist incel, and probably gay.
jinzo ningen
>>274852293Where?
>>274852318It should be Trunks holding that sign.
>>274852311My FUARKING heroes....
>>274852282my hero (less the gay part)
>>274852282my hero (only the gay part)
I lost. I'm sorry.
>>274852220She has tits, a vagina and gave birth.Checkmate.
>>274852530child was made from dragon balls
>>274852311Leaked ending of the upcoming Cleangod oneshot.
>>274852530>and gave birth...to Cell's 7 children!
>>274852140Clean God will stop a school shooting in the one-shot.
>>274852606Tien...
>>274851529>EliteNappa>Yamamoto>KakeruBros... Our artists are falling off...
>>274852282Isn't chiaotzu litterally an undead baby? I dont think he's even capable of romantic feelings for anything.
>>274852606YABBA DABBA DOO
>litterally
>>274849342Nuly...
>>274852311Toyotaro wanted this in the movie but Tori said no
Isnt Goku a bisexual, canonically?
>>274849746I will FUCK you, moeshitter. I will tear open your sphincter with my chadcock and BUTTFUCK YOU until you become GAY and fall in love with me.
>>274852904>
>>274853011He's gay.
>>274852034Nemu > BITCHdroid 18
artificial humans
>>274853129>Ai generated slop
>>274853129Based
>>274853147Literally made to be bred by saiyan men
Thoughts on Sakura, scholars?
>Kubo's art is "AI"
>>274852941You lost, Tienrus.
>>274853309Weaker than Raditz.Next.
>>274853309The single most fuckable loli to ever exist. She is THE PRIME loli.
>>274852855
>>274853309Inferior to Bleach girls.
>>274853247I want to kiss, lick and suck Maron's butt cheeks.
>>274853488>>274852855>invoking the curseAbra Ka Dabra. Yabba Dabba Doo! Watch as this franchise TURNS TO POO!
>>274853309A QUEEN in these halls
>>274853309HOEEH
Why are Gokuhoes like this?
>>274853719Trans girls are queens in these halls
i'm a gokubro and i get pegged by my vegetastacy gf
>>274853840Based CHASERrenbro.
>>274853840This.
>>274853495Ulquiorra fucked THIS?
Goku is a kissless cuck.
>>274853647I wan cute Anime Lolis to sit on me. Preferably my face and crotch.
>>274853857Proof?
>>274854003Every single human being ever in existence...
>Toriyama has stated that he wanted to be the kind of geezer who pretends to be senile to peep on his daughter in the bathroom>Tori also said that he'd love to cheat on his wife, if he knew she wouldn't find out.>Tori also drew a manga where an underage girl gets raped.What's his FUCKING problem?
Bejita is a fat jobber and I'm tired of pretending he's not.
>>274854073Bejita was never fat. Fat Gogeta doesn't count.
>WHOREhimeYou outed yourself. Everyone knows SCHOLARS prefer STACYkia
>
Why do you all hate Dragon Ball so much?
Holy...
>>274854326i have no gf
>>274853840Based
>>274853367>>274854214Why not both?
Reminder.Tien can't fucking cook his own food.
>>274850550>FAGren the gay is begging for nudes again
>>274854647I've cum to Mahiro too many times to count
I KNEELI SQUEALMY OVARIES AREN’T REALI COPEI MOPESOMEBODY HAND ME A ROPEI SINI NEVER WINI BELONG IN A TRASH BINI SMELL LIKE A CUM RAGI FLY THE TRANS FLAGI AM... THE MAHIROFAG
>>274854667So Chiaotzu is good for something afterall.
>>274854647>>274854722Bejitabro...
>>274853309Zeno-sama-tier loli.
>>274854665GokuDAMN
>>274854667Tien probably otherwise just ate Vegetables from the ground like a Gopher or something.
>>274854722We all have
>>274854773Dr. Fate can beat her. Dr. Fate taking her as an apprentice and becoming stronger than him and replacing him when she grows up would be cute though.
>>274854667why is he looking extra fuckable here?
>>274854758Isn't the entire premise of Onimai that his ovaries are real?
>>274854773Yup. That's our QUEEN and GODDESS
>>274854931I shan't peruse moeshit for pedophiles.
>>274854773Can she tank being inside of a black hole? That's basic requirement of not being a jobber.
>>274854908How many tons of tnt does it take to destroy the panel?
>>274848067>57 Mai really didn't age well. Trunks should get ready for her to hit the wall hard
>>274854766Chiaotzu is also good for dodging JOBuu's blasts.
>>274855498Grand Taco isn’t canon, she looks his age in the future
Masturbating to genderbent men is still gay.
>>274846338Namek Goku
>>274855552
Enough about the fake hero
I lost. I'm forever #2. My nemesis cucked me out of my wife. I'm so sorry...
>>274853309SSJ3 tier
>>274855747>Tien out of nowhere
>>274855647
>>274855647>fapping to women with pussies is gay
>>274844040>>274843336Why is there so much DBZ cuck shit?I mean think about it, vegeta could just go fuck any other hot woman on earth, why chichi?
>>274855823 Toriyama said it's canon
>>274855823The dbs kiss thing
>>274854066>>Tori also drew a manga where an underage girl gets raped.A woman prostituting herself is rape?How do you know that she was underage to begin with?
>>274855781>Super camera shakes
>>274855747Goku? Yeah he doesn't really care about people, he just wants a good fight. Any time he saved people it was just incidental or a byproduct of his actions.
>>274855939>>274855958Again, why chihi instead of some random hot blond lady or some shit.
>>274855958It's funny how by Toriyama's admission, the only version that Goku ever had a kiss was EvolutionKU
>>274855795Masturbating to former men is very gay.
>>274856033Goku not kissing her set up the joke that someone else was
>>274855781Could she shake the world of the void?
>>274855962Lady Red. She gets raped before becoming a prostitute. The Guy pays her afterwards and she realizes she can make money from having sex with people. It's not the only time she gets raped.
>>274855647Done? Done.
Make the CHADren sound.
>>274856213made for oxking cock
>>274855794>yippe moonWho was the artist that drew all that 'art' of Sailor Mercury cucking the other sailor scouts?
>>274856213As a devout fan of Gogeta, finding this arousing is the most blasphemous thing I’ve ever done.
>>274856254https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRc2vx4xTVM
>>274856108>Goku not kissing her set up the joke that someone else wasI thought that just sets up the joke the chichi raped goku twice for babies.
>>274856254https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqtgtvZcIVg&ab_channel=Greylol
Nigga
>>274856112Lady Red is adult, she was an office worker before.
>>274856353>>274856391KEK
>>274842956The smile entity would neg diff the db verse
>>274856391Braps don't sound like that.
>>274856436Big Renny’s do.
Gokubros?
>>274856418Smile entity in question
>>274856436Sometimes a brap comes with a little sauce.
>>274856481Not your friggin army, kid
>>274856213Nuly BRED this bitch.
>>274856481Why would we spam them with gold?
>>274856494Who the fuck is Gasper? Is he cute?
>>274855958Even before the kiss, Krillin being cucked by Roshi was commonplace in Dragon Ball porn.
>call to scation
>>274856573GaspBITCH was a moeshitter whom tried to pair my HERO with a trap moe. I DEFEATED and HUMILATED that moeshitter away from these halls.
Bejita? Prince of all moe.
Our heroes.
DIE TIENRUS
>>274856672Can these jobbers move so I can see Jiren and Toppo?
I miss DMGcutie...
goku fucksbejita sucksthis is TRUE and IRREFUTABLE
>>274856657Remove that whore.
>>274856840That could be ANYBODY in that pic, be specific.
our two heroes are friends and you will not divide us
>>274856853The footlicking bitch.
>>274856840That could be anyone but Asuka, Megumin, nagataro, kana and ryo in that pic, be specific.
>>274856853>bejita out of NOWHEREMindbroken.
>>274856919Konata is not a bitch
>>274856840Kanna EARNED her seat
>>274856860Goten and Trunks?
Best canon Bejita form
>>274856840Done.
>>274857102
>>274857342>tumblr
>>274857342>Tienblr
Dragon Ball Super? More like Kodomo Ball Super for aged 6-12 year olds. Real men watch GOD Piece.BTW, how does it feel that all the best animators left DBS after Broly and went to GOD Piece?
>>274857342>CHADblr
>>274856657add haruhi
>>274857376Remember that Yamcha fag who got laughed out of the threads because he got his images from tumblr?
>>274857568Real men don't bully little kids anonLeave the kids alone and let them talk about their kiddie anime
>>274857568But we love Kino Piece here though.
Thoughts on Konata's feet?
>>274857568>Super>airing on NickelodeonWhat
>>274857697sniff and lick
>>274857732Like he said. Kiddie show
Let me eat your caca saar.
>>274856657Question is which girl is the most beloved?
Why is the thread so slow?
Reminder that Oda is a crossdresser.
>5 hours to reach bump limitWhy?
>>274858035No Daima this week
Snakes come from the demon realm.
/r/Ningen keeps stealing our content here.
>>274858351Stay there.
>>274856672>fujoshit artistGohanbros, our asses are going to be pumped by Trunks again....
Daipa sucks.
>>274854066Xitterfags will march in and say NOOO IT'S NOT HIM ANY MORE WEEEH even though Launch is still Ten-Ten'd from Dragon Ball
>>274858443Baby is so lucky....
>brapedo is posting incest bait again
>>274858269Snake Princess won
>>274858656>>274858656>>274858656
>>274858035
>>274858410Gohan is a natural bottom.
>>274853840>Spacezin picUh-huh
>>274851529>EliteSloppa
>>274849621Toeifag sour grapes lmao
>>274859279Fuck you Jiren
>>274847598Oh, just changing their work?I guess "Shitper" is canon.
>>274860913Yes Super is canon you bumbling fucking fucktard.
Tardku is a cuck.
>>274860944>Super is canon you bumbling fucking fucktard.WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!G. THIS FAGGOT NOW!
>>274858035The SS3 Vegeta scene was so good that people gave up hope of it ever being topped.
