Smoking
Is it friday already?
>>274946536Wow, this is an image I literally thought I would never have a reason to post.
>>274946655Holy BASED
I really need to work on my health this year so I have a few more yearsi hope my heart wont quit on me
My Kyouko parody folder is pretty small...
ich bin super untermench. ich spreche mein gebrochen deutch
>>274947125Du lernst deutsch?
>>274947191I can't even learn english well let alone german. But i have learnt a bit from your short sentences.
Niedlich rosa Madchen.
its a Panzer
>>274948698cute couple.
>>274946176Stroking
>>274948761KyouSaya is shit.
>>274949304There a lot of doujins about KyouSaya.
i relapsed on smoking desu
living healthy is hard
>>274949304All ships areShipping is female behavior
Homura is needed
>>274950477at aisle three for cleanup.
ich bin untermench
>>274949387You still did a good job bro. I will not forget your efforts.
>>274951454just cigarettes every now and then probably wont do me in even nowbut i should stop before it becomes a habit againand I cant afford to lay my hands on anything worse
better for my poor heartwhy must everything hurt the heart
>>274951719>still wants to smokeHahah you are so broken but i hope the best for you. I have never ever smoked a cigarette in my whole life, the other side of the path(living healthy) is way better but you end up as a healthy retard regardless. I'm too extremely good for some retarded things.
>>274952135youll always "want" to do things like that even after quittingits quite evilbut I need to heal and cut down bad habits no matter whatI owe it to homura to try my best
>>274952231Yet you fall again because you are weak.
>>274952839I know Im worthlessbut ill try
>>274952966You still bump the thread a lot even in these times. I never expected you out of all posters would be a hindrance to my plan.
>>274953103elaborate?
>>274953207>elaborateNever. No way homurAnon can win this.
Can you faggots make a discord already There has not been a single line of discussion in 34 posts
>>274954053discuss homura!
>>274954053I'm getting tired so maybe in 2 days i will leave or maybe in 2 weeks or i don't know. Be patient anon.
>>274954193dont do bad things
>>274954303I'm not evil, i don't do bad things. But i still think patience is a virtue.
>>274954509well your mind certainly seems in better shape then minemine is not good
>>274946655>>274946536
>>274951719lay your hands on some of this, it will help you avoid heart failurehttps://www.amazon.com/Pure-Suet-Beef-Tallow-Cooking/dp/B0CSZD71W8Ideally consume 1000 kcal of it and nothing else for a week if you really want to try and purge out some of the bad oils you've accumulated.
>>274952135if you are eating any sneed oils at all you are basically madoka at episode 1 instead of episode 12.
>>274956265is protein pulver also good?What is the benefit of beef tallow?
please keep working heart
im still a mess
maybe the pain will still cease one day
>>274956008Of course, my mind is well. My mind is fine.>>274956288I'll need to see my oils but it seems i'm fucked. Anyway i avoid processed food and drinks.
>>274956890>Of course, my mind is well. My mind is fine.thats good im happy for you
ganbate shinzou
live for homu!
>>274946235its tuesday
>>274956329basically all your mitochondria and cells use something called saturated fat to survive. About 100 years ago tech jew overlords called P&G started advertising ultrafiltered waste oil called vegetable oil as a healthy alternative to it and produced bunk cigarette tier science for how its good for you.What saturated fat does in the body is be resistant to oxidative stress inside your cells, which is important for things like your mitochondria in every cell. virgin coconut oil and this tallow are the number one and two fats you can consume. Replace every basedbean and other polyunsaturated rich oil you consume with unrefined versions of it. butter and pork fat are, in that order, the runners up, olive oil and sesame oil are for taste only try not to cook with them. If you are experiancing heart problems it may be that polyunsaturated fats are wreaking havoc on the body. I'm not fully on keto tardation because ultimately people have a varied diet depending on local genetic heritage, but most modern people are chronically sick with polyunsaturated fats in their body.
>>274956890theres no such thing as unprocessed sneed oils thats why they where invented in the industrial era because they require industrial processes
>>274957943>try not to cook with them.I try to avoid slop for the most part now, but even if I cook something like a steak i have to use oil for that no?is it bad to cook a steak in olive oil too?
>>274957966Then it's over for me. I still will avoid to eat all unnecessary trash.
opions on ready to eat ramen where you have to eat water?I like eating those as snacks while watching stuff since noodle packets are very cheap and seem more or less healthy as far as snacks go
>>274958148it is exceptionally hard, especially if you are untalented at cooking and poor
>>274958135absolutely, cook steak in tallow or coconut oil (virgin). do not use seed oil for anything. its already used as a filler in almost everything such as bread, crackers, every confection you can imagine, every sauce with fat in it, etc.
>>274958232It's over, at least i can't even trust the water in my shithole. We can't even be certain what the water has.
>>274958257you can do pretty decent filtering with zero filters and a double stack of them. if your fridge has an exposed water line for a ice and water dispenser you can also cut this plastic line and add in a water filter tube they make for fridges.
>>274958250steaks here usually come allready in saucealmost impossible to avoiddangbut ill remember tallow
>>274958292I was thinking in buying water filter long ago but i always forget about this. It seems it's too late for me anyways. lol
>>274958480is your shape very bad?
>>274958492Yes, but due to genetic reasons not due to the water. lol. I drank tap water my whole life, especially in my childhood when i didn't know anything about this. But i don't think it affected me anyways kek.>>274958437At least here most meat will always have preservatives. I don't want to bother them and asking them the origin of the meat i consume every time.
>>274958640my genetics are terrible tooI wouldnt be in great shape even if I hadnt abused myself as much, but my quality of life was so much better theni doubt it will ever get that good again but I hope somewhat like then
>>274958678>my genetics are terrible tooI know, you have told me this. but my genetics is way worse. jk lol.
>>274958709It is what it is
>>274958858If one day you see me you will feel true despair. I'm just like a mimikyu using the pic of a popular character.
>>274958990well you know I dont like seeing my face eitherso even when I dream often I imagine myself wearing a mask like a gasmaskproblem solvedand to me atleast beauty is not nearly as important as health, altough being ugly is socially horrible and can cause suffering tooYou cant pick either so no use comparing
>>274946235No
>>274946176Homura went through a ton of crap, but she would never smoke.
>>274959312I rarely see you nowadaysare you ok?
>>274958437>comes in saucehuh?they pour bottles of sauce in with fresh meat where you are from? nani? are you esl?>>274958480you are in charge of your health, do whatever you want, ultimately its up to you
>>274959127You just don't imagine. like it's said, ignorance is bliss.
>>274959354These threads get bumped to the front page roughly every hour so. Ever since kyoukoanon went all out with his schizo war, activity has declined massively and I rarely catch these threads. It was never like this when yuri was posted in the past.
>>274949387Keep trying. Quitting is easy. Staying off of it is not.>>274958480Not in the long run. Get an RO water filter.
>>274959466>went all outhe has always been all out, this kyoukoshittery is just the latest ploy
>>274959533Well, he succeeded in killing M/a/doka and now it's on life support. He could have been cool, but I guess not.
>>274959635anon all he wants is to destroy yuri, he doesn't like madoka, its only useful to him in being a platform for his autism.
>>274959466>Ever since kyoukoanon went all out with his schizo war,I don't like kyoukoAnon and his schizo war, but it's a lie that he is the main cause of almost dead Madoka threads. These threads were not much better in activity (still slightly more activity) the past year around these months. In december, oct, nov there a couple days i could not find a thread despite knowing about upcoming movie and scene 0. Or maybe the catalog tricked me.
>>274959819I meant 2023 by "past year".
>>274959768I get that and now here we are sadly.>>274959819>>274959896Thread activity has been at an all time low since he decided to go full retard against KyouSayabro. Thread frequency is also different from thread activity. Even in the past sometimes Madoka threads would rise weekly, but when they did, we had fun, even with shitposting mixed in. Now, no one is here. It's a shame because Kinyobibro's threads are something I could absolutely love, but when I do catch them, there's at best 3 posts an hour which makes me not want to post.This is getting too off-topic.
fraidness
Just started watching for the first time. I'm being reminded of Monogatari (God bless Shinbo)Also, may I know if I can find subs with the lyrics for the songs?
>>274960035well if you want a mild discussion theres a new madoka centric fic that I want to try out, and the concept is so good that i am hyped for it, but it could still turn out to be really bad because i have no hope for this franchises fan scene.Basically madoka magica homura's world has both witches and wraiths co-existing somehow, and madoka is an ordinary girl. however, when she touches a grief seed from one of the witches, it ends up being absorbed into her, presumably gifting her its witchy powers. so basically all of meguca is now a metroid vania for madoka. emphasis on Aria of Sorrow. I dont know if it will go off in a shitty direction but I have never been this hyped for a post rebellion doka fic. most post rebellion doka fics are awful too.
>>274960088Conquer fear.
>>274960218Keep going then. Shoot your shot and don't worry about the fans. An Aria of Sorrow style Madoka Magica sounds pretty nice so far and reminds me of my grief gem wish I made long ago.
>>274960314its not my fic
>>274960327>theres a new madoka centric fic that I want to try outDon't know why that went over my head. Guess i've been bunking in /dbs/ a little too long. Anyway, try it out because it still sounds good and might end in a decent manner.
Official art Madoka feet in your face
>>274960397Madopantsu and Kyoucrack will always catch me off guard.
>>274960136I love Shaft directing.Not sure I can help with the subs though, sorry.
>>274960737It's alright mate. I ended up finding the lyrics to the song, but now I have to edit them. Maybe I'll share a copy once I'm done
>>274957887Tuesday doesn't rhyme with Homura though?
>>274959768Wouldn’t someone who wants to destroy yuri post in yuri threads, not Madoka threads?
>>274961912hi kyoukonigger
>>274960423Post more homumado
>>274962211
>>274961912I know, I’m just shitposting.
Go to a therapist, kyoukonigger.Replying will never mean baited.
>>274960035Is not bad offtopic to discuss the state of the threads. Just wanted to say my view on this.>Even in the past sometimes Madoka threads would rise weeklyWeekly? Then was dead as fuck. Anyway kyoukoschizo has not been here posting as he used to. There are some "antiyurifags" that bring similar arguments but are more retarded than kyoukoschizo, i don't believe they are the same person.
>>274963381Dead is when a thread is created, but there is no activity or anything to discuss that hasn't already been.
If homurAnon stopped creating threads there would not be threads where i can post, i would be gone too. All that it takes is just him having a rest from posting.
I can't help but think Apple-chan is a cute femanon and I want her to friendly kiss me
I only post the Kinyobi thread, I don't post more as I think people get burned out posting in them so they just end up very slow.
>>274963539Don't worry, everyone the schizos will get tired and everything will be back to normal.
>>274963567Wouldn't that be femtrip?>>274963582I promise it would be very loved, dude. It's just the one bad apple that killed it.
>>274963549Do you not watch any other anime?>>274963599It will implode one day. I've seen generals get nuked on sight before.
>>274963646Yes, but not modern or animes of the season. The animes that i like hardly ever have threads on /a/ and if they do they die without reaching bump limit. The only exception would be hidamari, even so, those threads are alive because there is someone who bump from page 10.
>>274963675>The animes that i like hardly ever have threadsWhat anime?>someone who bump from page 10.That sounds like Madoka threads the past 4ish months. Sometimes even dying when the bumpers are off somewhere. It happened to Kinyobibro.
>>274963765>animesI fucked up, anime doesn't have plural.>What anime? Call me schizo, but my tastes are so unique that i think i would end up giving so much info about me if i say them I'm off.
>>274963822Don't leave!
>>274963618>femtripI don't get this zoomerish slango, what do you mean?
>>274964067>zoomerish slangoI don't get this, what do you mean?
>>274964354
>>274960218If we are talking fanfics. The promised rewrite is finally herehttps://archiveofourown.org/works/28149435/chapters/115505668
>>274965451Why are western Madoka fics like this
Homura will kiss Sayaka
>>274946176I really want to watch this show but I'm scared I'll turn into a dilating tranny. Should I still go for it?
>>274966694Why would you? It’s anti tranny. Which is why trannies are trying to subvert it. Madoka calls out everything about libshits and leftism
sleeping is nice
peacefull peacefull snoozing
time to WAKE THE FUCK UPand go on a 13h work shift
Here's an idea for a spin off. Homura through time warping shenanigans is flung over 100 years into the future into a post-apocalyptic world & has to live out her life there while making new friends & fighting against the Incubators & magical girls who use their powers for evil. It'd be interested to see how she interacts with other people besides the HQ. It'd be like Mega Man Zero, where the deuteragonist who's more popular than the protagonist gets their own series.
>>274971875working long is hell
Homura my reason for going on
>>274971875>13hWhat? Are you doing overtime?
>>274974063yes and also 6/7I deal with cars, making about 3 bucks an hour
>>274974544Thats so bad...
>>274974544I guess it depends on what country but that sounds horrible
>>274974544>3 bucks an hourHoly smokes. Is the living condition at least good?
>>274971907It sounds good for a homura fans. I assume that this idea will abandon moemura and highlight the last homura instead.>fighting against the Incubators & magical girls who use their powers for evil.How are other magical girls suppossed to win against homura who can just stop the time and kill any enemy magical girl? Will she be more weak in the future?
Homura cant lose more or lessand time is her domain anyways
Why does Homura use a bow at the end of the showWhat wish did homura make in that universe, it cant be to save madoka?
>>274965603you have shit taste if you consider this to be typical of western fics. turn explicit off.>B-but muh coom before reading nigger
>>274976869Wraith Arc gives a weird explanation about how homura got their new powers.
>>274977511I am a bit lost now, is that in the manga?
>>274977584Wraith Arc is a spinoff.It's weird though.
>>274977584Yes, in vol 3, last chapters of wraith arc.
drinking meguca pee
>>274976935Every single one i've tried was trash.
try not to die!
ich liebe dieses madchen rosada.
learn japanese
I daisuki madoka forever. My japanese no bueno.
>>274980616do you want to leartn it?
ill always be completely worthless
>>274981311>does the untermench want to learn another language?No,my brain is just not made for languages, i have seen this doesn't happen with other people irl when learning english. I feel so ashamed to say how long i have tried to learn english. No way i will try to spend another decade just for bad results.
>>274981387
>>274981655hey i dont have great results eitherbut learning is fun
>>274981655We all have a bit of Sayak in us. No need to feel ashamed. I already forgot most of the little German I learned.
>>274981827>learning is funMaybe for your brain, not mine.I don't feel no pain no more...
if only i hadnt been such a worthless junkiealways take care of yourself
>>274982900to me its a goal to work towardsSomething other then just rotting aroundsince i really dont have much to life for I need atleast that as some sort of goal I can work towardsthat and getting somewhat healthy again are my goals at the moment
>>274982901I will.
>>274983218such a cute image
>>274981956a bak
go away pain
>>274983272sayaka!Süß
homura ich hab dich lieb
Man I want a Madoka sweater
>>274983264Cat girls always makes it cuter.
>>274983272
>>274984304Not like that.
>>274984304Madokan't breathe
>>274984304actually looks great without the textperfect image
Being with homura after death
2025lets make the most of it!!!for homura!
pain and hurt
dont quit on me heart
do you want to be homura?
>>274988944I wouldn't mind being any of them for a day. It'd be interesting.
>>274988944I'm not trans but the first time I thought it'd be cool to be a girl was with Homura. I was 14 at the time and very shy like her so I wanted a Madoka to save me. Thanks for reading my blog.
Prans for 2025>learn japanese better>fix wiiu>maybe fix monitor>not die and live healthy
>>274989730we all want to be saved my friendI hope the life after this one is better
Try and live for Homura!
>>274989730Who wouldn't want to be anyone cool? Homura easily falls into cool.>I'm not trans I don't think i'll understand why that would be the first thought.
>>274990404Don't stop. Keep fighting.
where hotglue
>>274990905what you mean
>page 10I will give you a bump so this stays around until Friday
>>274954053190 posts in and there was one (1) ONE! on topic postKILL YOURSELVES. Nobody cares about your blog
>>274992397We should talk about how we fuck our megucas that’s on topic
hope everything goes well today
>>274946176Lol
>>274992783What about clothed sex? For me it's rubbing my d*ck on Homura's collant
>>274995655what the fuck is a collant
imagine fighting by homuras side
>>274995744It's a french term, you ignorant
>>274995655>censoring dickbro you're not on twitter
Homura did nothing wrong
>>274946176Take care of your health lads.
''Homura-chan is so cool, smart & beautiful. She has pretty eyes & lovely hair. I want to get to know here better & I want her to know me better.''
Technically it is Kinyobi in Japan but I will make Kyouyobi thread tomorrow. Also bump from page 10.
>>275000465Nobody gives a shit faggot
>>275000465I give a shit, normal heterosexual person.
>>275000773Rude.
>>274946176bumo
I'm Madoka
>>275005043Homu mom spotted
I had an encounter today with a girl my age, she seemed like the Madoka gentle type, she offered to have a coffee at her place and also told me nobody was home.I couldn't think of anything and politely refused the offer.I'm such a baka holy shit
>>275005114Wait that was you?
>>275005114>she offered to have a coffee at her place and also told me nobody was homeShe was clearly Mami not Madoka.
>>275005043>That haircut
>>275005236you're right and that's even worse
>>275005114Maybe she wanted to steal your things.>>275005236Mami would invite him to drink tea.
>>275005114you have to make sex witzh her she wants your baby
little homura
some no doubt seething retard deleted the dakimakura section of the puella magi wiki's merchandise page 5 years ago and nobody ever restored it
>>275006127The wiki guys are troonsThey deleted old joke pages like "Mami’s mammies", yet shit like "yuri undertones" is allowed to stay up
>>275006320Of course that page was only created in 2013 while the shit they censor has been there since the beginning.Fucking invaders
>>275006320jej the same person who deleted the dakis also removed 50,000 characters about lewd stuff and a bunch of fanart from the yuri undertones page
>Hi! I'm a trans girl and use she/her pronouns. I've been a fan of Madoka Magica since 2016, and I am happy to be able to contribute to this wiki.the absolute state
>>275006548Kaiten absolutely must filter these retards out. They have no place in this community.
>>275006486Wait, I remember ACK had a war with some mod on that wiki page. Maybe it’s him?
>>275006736no it's some tumblr person who calls xermself "kitty"
>>275006736it is pretty funny looking at ack edit warring in the version history and spewing ackisms in the edit summaries. he was actually doing less damage to the wiki than this person
>>275006548i just feel sorry for tranniesespecially the ones that mutilate themselfsthey were most likely tricked into it
>>275006087Homura loves Madoka so much that in Engawa she becomes a siscon who refuses to let Madoka become a magical girl because she doesn't want her to hear her thoughts through telepathy.
>>275007013That’s a funny comic.Hopefully it doesn’t get corrupted by mentally ill troons using it to draw mentally ill conclusions.
you are fine
>>275007013
are you hurting?
If you smoke, you're reddifaggot
Ich liebe dieses Madchen
Ich liebe rosa und weib.
>>275009246if you don't smoke you're 100% virgin.facts.
>>275010088I wish mami to tell me this.
>>275010088Being a virgin is objectively better than having sex without having kids
>>275010858Whaaaaat? This is kami level cope.
homura dangerous
>>275011107But anon, Most people have pointless sex.Is your hierarchy something like this?: People with kids > virgin > hedonist sexhavers(Most people)
>>275011334What? Most people have kids.
>>275011420Those are not mutually exclusive. It's likely that most people who had kids, had pointless sex in their lives as well. At least in modern times.
>>275011564Training sex with the partner you will eventually have kids with isn't pointless.Hook up culture is entirely new. The modern times aren't a frame of reference at all, they're an outlier.
>>275011613>Training sex with the partner you will eventually have kids with isn't pointless.That rarely happens, ending up married with your first gf is uncommon. >Hook up culture is entirely new. The modern times aren't a frame of reference at all, they're an outlier.Yes, is new and i don't like it, that doesn't negate the fact that most people partake in it in some moment when they are young.
>>275011719>most peopleHistorically, no. As i said, the modern world is an outlier
>>275011756But you don't engage with dead people anymore. With my question i want to know if you dislike most people, in these times of course.>Is your hierarchy something like this?: People with kids > virgin > hedonist sexhavers(Most people)
>>275011876Yes i dislike most of the modern world, like anyone should.
>>275000000
>>275011904And i hope you are aware that most of those "better virgins" would be degenerates if they had the chance to be one. At their core most of them are not that different. You have less allies than you think.
>>275012054Maybe. At least for a time in their lives.But if anything, their inability to become like this is protecting them.
>>275012085>their inability to become like this is protecting them.Their inability is a "protection" for you. Ok, it sounds funny but, don't you think is bad that some people were born with a strong protection? In that case having a divine strong shield would be more a curse than a bless. There are inabilities that remain forever. Anyway i don't think what you say is wrong but i hope you know someone with a divine shield someday and then you will judge your thoughts better. >inb4 IESLBIt's okay, i don't mind if you don't understand what i say.
>>275012391If it's strong enough that they end up not being able to have kids they yes, it's too strong.
>>275012455Then, now you have a new subset of virgins(with strong shield) who you consider below other virgins(with weak shield), i guess. lol. I wonder if you consider them allies or enemies in your ideology.
Vaping is the way, it gives you the nicotine without combustion and that is just priceless.Also there's a whole lot of things you can learn DIY-style to reach the best flavor and cloud density so it's a good way to pass time.
>>275007013>she becomes a siscon who refuses to let Madoka become a magical girl because she doesn't want her to hear her thoughts through telepathy.Kind of weird considering the fact that in the original anime you don't need to be a magical girl to use telepathy.
>>275012848nicotine itself is not great
>>275013720Lol, it's true. Into the trash this spinoff go...
help help
>>275013720That's only if Kyubey lets you use it.
>>275013733Nicotine alone is harmless compared to cigarettes, which is a very outdated way of consuming nicotine.
>>275014555a bit of nic is probably fine if you are healthyI still wouldnt recommend ever getting started(and also im sure breathing in vape gas cannot be good for you, drinking nicotine in energy drink form is arguably the best way if you NEED to have it)
>>275014254Oh, well Kyuubey is just a pet that eats grief seeds in this universe.
Madoka impregnates her with her futa cock and abandons her and her son
dont die
You can do it.
>>274946176love and cherish Madokami, marry Madokami, make babies with Madokami, have sons and daughters and a family with Madokami, live forever with Madokami, love Madokami
>>275006087This spinoff must be really shit considering nobody's bothered translating it past chap 4 despite how easy the raws are to find.
>>275015752True aaaaaaaaaaaand... Yeah, that's pretty true. That's true and- yeah that's true. That's true. That's true- That's pretty true. That's pretty true, I mean-... That's true. Yeah. That's true. Uhm- That's true. That's fuckin' true. Uhm... That's how it is dude.
>>275016215I don't know the real reason why it was not translated but for me any spinoff of mami is good.
madoka storytime when?I want to read with anons
>>275016215Japs love itWesterners hate it for political reasons
rewatch soon!
homudont hate me
hate me, madoka
>>275016912That doesn't explain why it hasn't been translated.
>>275017699why would you want that?
>>275017699Turn around please. It will be painful but I'll make it quick.
>>275017806>Turn around pleaseNo,never turn your back!>>275017775it was just a bit of self-hate. i will stop.
my mental state is not good
>>275018245I wonder if one day we will see you with your mind in good state.
>>275018458i wonder too
i bought some booze for the rewatchbut not strong stuff
what does the M and S in this image mean?
>>275019751sadism and masochism
>>275020078i like the way her hair is drawn
bunny