5 years later fujos still ship these two despite the fact that Eugeo is literally dead and Kirito is as straight as his longsword. Fucking why?
Having a girlfriend doesn't make you straight
>>274985433Because they are hot anon. That's literally it
Fujos/shippers have never cared about logic and deep down they know their ships will never happen. It’s just their personal fantasies. People will ship a character with another male even if one is happily married and has children or if their entire character is being a manslut that sleeps with every woman they come across.
>>274985433the power of cock is unbeatable
>>274985562ThisLiterally all of you would go gay after one cock
>>274985433Alicization really shows how SAO would've been an absolute fujo haven if it was allowed to focus just on the sausagefest on the front lines instead of introducing Asuna the overwanked mary sue.
>>274985433Kirito is SEX and women love him.
>>274985433Both Kirito and Eugeo are bishie and that tickles something inside f*moids' brains.
It's not fujoshi who ship these two, it's men like me who recognize the fact that loving your brother is the highest virtue..
They aren't lovers you fucking cretins, they're soul brothers with a bond stronger than your delusional fujo romance! Fuck outta here.
>>274985433>Look up the blonde Kirito>people ship a literal NPC computer program with the main character
>>274985656How many girls watched SAO and wanted to fuck him until his balls were empty
>>274985433>/a/ can't understand waifufag loyalty anymoreA new low.
>>274985826Has husbandofag loyalty culture ever existed?
>>274985784>>people ship a literal NPC computer program with the main characterRetard.
>>274985804Nah. Peg him until his eyes roll back.
>>274985433>Fujos ship a cute, canon married coupleI fail to see the issue.
>>274986841HotI want to see this NOW
>>274985433Because they had better chemistry with each other than either of them had with any f*male character.
>>274985433Character is a failed attempt to drag in the fujo crowd so the author killed him off and kept around Alice. The guy looks just like Kirito P2 color swap to begin with
>>274988852Yes I am sure he was aiming for the fujo crowd when writing the Alicization web novel in 2008
>>274985952It's not seen in anime often, but otome games and CDs (ie. Idol CDs) thrive on yumes shipping themselves with their husbandos.
>>274985717This
>>274985656>>274985804I'm not female. Would licc.
>>274988650Yep, and so it had to be destroyed.
>>274985516/Thread
>>274985433Half the yumes who watch SAO are also fujos themselves. True shit.
Ahem, Kirito marriage. That is all.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UV20-n-1PCI
>>274992038IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME! NOT ASUNA! IT'S NOT FAIR
>>274990337How does his navel manage to expose itself somehow?
>>274992415Because (ToT)
>>274985433They're husbands
Life was better when people shipped who they shipped without caring about canon.
>>274985433eugeo isn't dead though
>>274985717>It's not fujoshi who ship these two, it's men like me who recognize the fact that loving your brother is the highest virtue..uh, based?
>>274985433Sex between boys is based
>>274990372Many such cases.
>>274993499No it isn't, homosexuality is a mental illness
>>274993526>homosexuality is a mental illnessno, it isn'ttrust me, I'm a doctor after all
>>274993487>>274993499>>274993522>>274993479Blessed post-chain.
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>>274985433as someone who hatewatched all of sao with some friends the part of this arc where it was just these two hanging out was actually pretty fucking good and as soon as the harem of bitches showed up to crash the party it immediately became 100 times worse so I think for once I can agree with the filthy fujos
>>274993945Women are a blight 99% of the time.
>>274993999It is known.
Lizard-bitch beatdown award
Squatting in this thread.
>>274993945Did you and your friends then turn sucking each other sucks, you filthy homo?
>>274993039This
>>274994300>>274994306<3
wholesome thread
>>274985433
>>274994502The best kind: wholesome, with boys.
>>274994502
>>274994525Dangerously kino
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>>274985483Hello Andrew
>>274994610
Gnite frens
>>274994708A cute!
He ships them.
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>>274994243>>274994266
>>274994785I love that one so much, there need to be more made!ToT
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>>274994891Big bro is so lucky
>>274990337I wish I was a girl so I could fuck him
>>274995031But that's gay
>>274985784>a literal NPC computer program>nigga literally didn't get the point of alicization
>>274994748FUG
