Your baseball team is awaiting your first practice drill.
>>274994493Are they all my daughters?
>>274994493All right ladies, time to warm up!I'll be helping you all individually perform stretches to get limbered up, starting with splits.
>>274994493They look more like cafeteria workers
Hello, Emergency Services?Yes, I told a bunch of schoolkids to do the splits as a warmup excercise.All of them, not one survived. It was like their bodies just unzipped, there's guts and blood everywhere.Yes, I'll hold.
>>274994493Here's a video of a 50 year old Ichiro shutting out an all star team of high school girl (he's a postion player btw)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KDW0LxXSVQ
>>274995513That must have been pretty cool for everybody involved. Ichiro talked about wanting to pitch pretty frequently when he was playing in the MLB and these girls got to experience having their asses handed to them by a star baseball player.
KOUME!It's eight of clock!WAKE UP!
