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>>275111891Joseph is so hot...
>>275112004Why does she sit like that?
>>275111956Tomoko...
>>275112027maybe her butt hurts
>>275111956Ceasar...
>>275111956Lisa Lisa...
>>275112004JOSEEEEPH!!!
>>275112132>I'm not saying it was aliens, but...
>>275112004Getting a good view, Joseph?
>>275112004Who is to be blamed here?
>>275112051Kek
>>275111891>turbohomo slop
>>275112051Our heroes...
>>275112185Nice pillar man prank
>>275112233>Naruto out of nowhere
>>275112252>Kars JOBBED to Nero
>>275112292>Breaking a boat for no reason
>>275112132Did Araki briefly tease the idea that the Pillar Men are aliens here?
>>275112158This scene confused me first watching it. I thought it was happing concurrently.
>>275112327OK so just break the stupid stone
>>275112132So in retrospect, it's fair to headcanon the mask needles are made of the stand meteor, right.
>>275112318Aliens in Jojo? No way dude.
>>275112252...The Romans were hamon warriors?
>>275112292why did she do that?
>>275112360Joseph was right
>>275112327>want the red stone >slaughter the Hamon users to get it>they manage to hide it from you>decide to take a 2000 year nap and hope nothing happens to the stone before continuing your searchI am not big brain enough to understand the thought process here.
>>275112360That legend is bullshit just smash it.
>>275112360Lisa Lisa, not offense, but prophets at the time were retards who thought they could see the future looking at a goat's inside, I wouldn't put much importance to it.
That legend was 100% made up by some guy who just wanted to rock the Red Stone as a necklace or something
>>275112414Earlier it was implied that they need to sleep for so long because they consume so much energy with their super bodies
>>275112360>We can't destroy it because... we just can't okay!?
>>275112357This answer your question? >>275112360
>>275112027legs2long
>>275112462I like this headcanon.
>>275112480Uh oh
>>275112480MY LOGGSCOIN NO
>>275112158Finally... a (You)
>>275112089from what?
>>275112004Literally mommy milkers
>>275112462Is it really a good idea to put something that produces lasers from being exposed to sunlight right next to your heart?
>>275112515>Jobbed to a single kick
>>275112373Yes. They even built the castle with the oil pillar before the Pillar Men showed up and killed them all.
>Loggs didn't even last 10 panels before dying
>>275112513
>>275112480F. Exit Branchs. You existed.
>>275112360You know what? I believe it.In a world with Vampires, Zombies, Magic Sun Karate and Pillar Men, "Prophecies" and "Legends" might actually be 100% true.
>>275112252>>275112292Death battlefags will argue that part 2 characters are lightspeed because of this.
>>275112525should be fine if it's one-way. keep the light gathering side facing towards you
>>275112558I mean fate is a thing that exist in this universe
Jojo fighting Esidisi this early always felt super weird to me. Maybe Araki realized that all 3 Pillar Men at once was unwinnable.
>>275112580ENTER COPYRIGHT NIGHTMARE
>>275112580Gotta love how his clothes are literally stitched to him
>>275112542Well shit
>>275112360Reminder that part 1 showed Tonpetty could actually see the future with Hamon, somehow... But anyone who's read Battle Tendency knows yeah, they could have just smashed the stone and killed the Pillar Men with much less trouble.
>>275112591>Jojo fighting Esidisi this early always felt super weird to meThis was fine what happens a little bit later is what I would call a bit too early.
>>275112647Jojo... what the fuck is that standing position? Are you trying to do the MJ thing?
>>275112647Or maybe he doesn't know Joseph, there was no need to tell him this
>>275112580ACDC is a dick.
>>275112252Pillar KEKs... we're no match for ROMA...
>>275112647Actually I didn't know. But thanks for telling me.
>>275112647>>275112695>Uhh no, I just came here to fight you, but thanks for telling me
>>275112715Rome is mentioned in all holy books.>>275112733Kek.
>>275112699One thing that's cool about Pillar Men is that every panel they're in just exudes power. Like I couldn't imagine fighting this guy if I were Joseph.
>>275112647TAILS
>>275112647Well if he didn't know before he does now
>>275112715Are Kars and co. Dead Apostle Ancestor level? Can they kill Servants?
>>275112733>>275112750BECAUSE YOU JUST TOLD ME HAMON BOY
>>275112158I wonder, did Araki ever write or imply Vlad the Impaler (aka Dracula) was canonically a mask vampire? Defeating him feels like something he'd put in the hamon tribe's lore dump for one panel somewhere.
>>275112807HERE LIES LOGGSTHE BIGGEST ASS THAT EVER LIVEDWHAT A DOUCHE
>>275112216https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SriaCKnyLQI
>>275112793Nope.
>>275112760I thought Kars was supposed to be the smart one
>>275112760>(Who went separately)I might not read much manga but are there any other who use clarifications like this inside dialogue? As in for the reader.
>>275112051PLOP
>>275112807I like that despite being an ass most of the time deep inside Joseph is genuinely good guy, true Joestar spirit
>>275112807Araki introducing these side characters only to kill them a few pages later and have the main characters get so emotional over them is the funniest thing about part 1 and 2
>>275112793Dracula was published in 1897, Phantom Blood takes place before its publication. There's no real reason to try clinging to Dracula for vampire cred in that case.
>>275112850>Acdc doesn't even acknowledge JosephAraki did a great job making them feel otherwordly in this sense.
>>275112807>The lungs are a Hamon user's weak point...Yeah and any human being's.
>>275112876It’s called having empathy
>>275112292HAMON BEAT
>>275112885I've always rationalized that Dio is Dracula for all intents and purposes. Like the book is based off him.
>>275112360Yeah, and Nostradamus said the great king of terror would rise in 1999 but the worst thing to happen that year was Omikron, break the fucking stone!
>>275112933>Joseph has become a chad in universe
>>275112515>>275112542hamonbros....
>>275112933>Joseph starts dancing
>>275112463I'm pretty sure that held up later when the rest of the pillar people refuse to use mask because it makes them too hungry. Or was that anime only?
>>275112292She almost did 56 damage to (Young) Joseph there! Thank goodness it has such a shitty startup.
>>275112558>>275112581It was also already established that hamon sees the future. And not hazy guesswork either, Tom Petty clearly had a vivid vision of where and how Zeppeli died.
>>275112952Dio and Dracula have almost nothing in common beyond both being vampires (who function entirely differently, most noticeably in that book Dracula was completely fine walking around in daytime).
>>275113000The others of their race tried to kill Kars because they knew the mask would cause their species to wipe out all other life on earth, yes.
>>275112647Joseph you fucking idiot
>>275112216>"push" ussounds like he wants to "scale" the "walls" of his own species
>>275113043HOLY
>>275113043Oh no pillarbros we got too cocky.
>>275113043FUARK
>>275112858I don't think it's even used in part 1 or 3, it's just a weird thing done here
>>275112647because you just told me, fox boy
>>275112793Araki said part 3 was supposed to be a modern tale of Dracula so DIO IS the Dracula of Jojo universe. Count DIO.
>>275113081This Joseph would smoke Dio
>>275113009ACDC bros we got stopped with one finger
>>275113043>AIEEEE MY HUSBAND'S FINGERING ME
>>275112302If the Hamon tribe destruction and the Pillar Men attempt to take the stone were at the same time (39AD), more likely they jobbed to Caligula. Which given his reputation for Insanity I get the vibe he could actually have tricked them or something.
>>275112858>>275113099Speaking in parentheses is a less acknowledged pillar man exclusive power
>>275113144Instafreeze fucks him up.
>>275113178forgot to draw the circles on his gloves here
>Spin was extremely popular in Part 7>Araki went right back to Standshit for Part 8 why does he hate old mystical kung fu bullshit so much
To be continued! See you tomorrow!
>>275113238>Your next line is "What a fucking stupid asspull!">What a fucking stupid assp- What?!
>>275113238BEAST>>275113266Thanks for dumping!
>>275112580What a filfthy act he just performed. But it was at a reasonable price.
>>275113240Stands are profitable.
>>275113266Thanks OP!
>>275113240>implying Part 7 had no Stand
>>275113266thanks for dumping.
>>275113291I still miss Hamon
>>275113266arigato OP. That's all I can say.
>>275113207If Joseph learns about insta-freeze then he will know to keep his distance and is a lot better at using tools than Jonathan was. Say if Joseph always kept enough string on him similar to what he has in this fight then he would counter most of what Dio can do besides the stingy eyes, which we see him counter with the shot glasses and presumably Dio can't just shoot his vampire goo infinitely. Dio would need some way to also attack from a distance or avoid harm long enough to get a solid attack off on Joseph.
>>275112358Both the mask and the stands share the same premise about unleashing the power of human minds.
>>275113313Johnny and Gyro's stands pretty much only worked to make their Spin more powerful
>>275112292>Joseph crash planes>her mother boatsKEK
>>275112807The lungs are the weak point of EVERYONE...
>>275113266Thanks anon
>>275112515logout
>>275112647>no I did not, I was just killing this hamon user because that is what we fucking do
>>275113266Grazie mille OP
>>275113240I mean, Part 7 was still mostly stands
>>275112807Rip Loggins you are now with Mark
>>275113043bringing India out of nowhere
>>275113266Thanks
>>275112569holy kek
>>275113811>if Speedwagon wrote wiki articles
>>275113811Oh my fucking God.
>>275112807LUNGS ARE VITAL FOR HAMON USERS
>>275112933badass line
>>275112185>red stoneKars would have loved Minecraft.
>>275112360In retrospect, they totally could've broken that stone. Yes, it was used to defeat Ultimate Kars, but Kars wouldn't have become Ultimate without it.
>>275112652>Tonpetty could actually see the future with Hamon, somehow...Hermit Purple.
This is so fucking gay
>>275112647>She does? I was just here to fight you.>But that makes things way easier, thanks!
>>275114524Our protagonist may have married two men, but he also considered raping a woman. He is a BI-CHAD.
>>275113240I like that part 7 mixed power systems.More series should do that.
>>275114649>Part 1 ends >Degeneracy increases
>>275112252I bet you could make a synthetic Aja in a lab
>>275115149At this rate, we'll have an antisocial thug as the next protagonist. The morality of Araku's protags is waning quickly.
In hindsight, it would've been better to have Shiza take care of ACDC but i guess that would've made his death against Wammu way more predictable.
>>275113811What the hell? hahaha
>>275114382I think the main problem with destroying the stone is that without it they would have no way of anticipating the actions of the Pillar Men. Without the stone to bait them, who knows what sort of elaborate 2000 IQ plans they might come up with to find an alternative.
>>275115727>destroy the stone>whelp it's time to go back to our original plan>spree killing humans
>>275111891Part 2 is so fucking funny
>>275113168>jobbed to Caligula>Caligula's two obsessions are Diana and Nero>Pillar Men jobbed in body to a schizo and in soul to the moon and a blonde shortstackTop of the food chain my ass
>>275113811>there's one Death Battle guy who is still asshurt over Sakuya beating DIO>probably the one who wrote his article on that site to overcompensate>DIO still got MORBed onDIObros...
>>275116500forgot image
>>275116542>Speed was equalizedNever fails to make me laugh
>>275113240Part 8 did bring back spin but in the worst possible way.
>>275111956Avdol...
>>275112513extensive anal masturbation (its part of hamon training)
>>275099950Jonathan and Dio are two sides of the same coin by design.Part 1 isn't about either of them, but about both of them.
>JOJODAY in 88 days>storytime will be at SBR 88 days from now if everything goes wellPerfect timing for the anime's announcement.
>>275113110
>>275111956Random old Egyptian lady...
>>275116500Reminder that Alucard would beat DIO
>>275113110>>275118089>I am UNEXPECTEDLY surprised at how much you have UNEXPECTEDLY grown.>HOWEVER>It is still a little soon for you to UNEXPECTEDLY have the UNEXPECTED right to fight me UNEXPECTEDLY.>Two thousand UNEXPECTED years ago, I UNEXPECTEDLY devoured so many UNEXPECTED Hamon users like you that I UNEXPECTEDLY got sick of it!
>>275113266Oh, so the thread stops here? Good, I still haven't missed one of my favorite facial expressions in the whole series.
>>275113970>No really, that scoundrel Dio can destroy an entire city 50 times over! And he's 4 MILLION times the speed of light! And Mr. Joestar STILL kicked his butt! Isn't he the greatest?
>>275113148This is the third time joseph has injured his hand...
>>275118847We are generally going by original volume release so if you remember which chapter/volume it is in you'll be fine
>>275113811Power Scalers can only TRY TO grasp the early parts. Around Part 4 is where the Power Scaling go all around the place.
>>275113811>>275112569It's only going to get worse
>>275120248This is why i hate that Araki made Star Platinum light speed, creates too much autism.
>>275120455How fast you have to be to catch a bullet from this distance?
>>275120455 Star Platinum is light speed because it can stop time At least thats how I cope with it.
>>275120455Should've just been so precise that it could anticipate movements and pour all its strength into a single point. Autistic in a different way but would let it do more than just punch really hard.
>>275120624>Should've just been so precise that it could anticipate movements>star platinum becomes the sharingancan't say I hate the idea
>>275120569Supersonic at least
>>275111956Mariah...
Is Lisa Lisa the Yuria (hottest girl) of this manga
>>275122243Nah, she's ugly. I'd rather fuck a dead girl in alleyway while her dog watches.
>>275111956Joseph...
>>275121112Crazy Diamond can punch at supersonic speeds, since is the only data we have on it's feats, so it makes sense
>>275122365>Goes online >All he types about is how cool he is while calling caesar a faggot
>>275122243Calling a girl a "Yuria" just because she's the hottest is underselling Yuria.The Yuria of a series needs to be the hottest (canonically, in the universe of the story) by such a wide margin that every man simps for her on sight.Lisa Lisa is the hottest, but not to that extent.
>>275123903It's Lucy then
So did they just leave that coffin to float in the ocean after saving Erina?
>>275124044Why bring it?
Would hamon improve or significantly worsen sex?
>>275113266Thank you for posting.
>>275114524Isn't it great?
>>275113238Technically this is a win for Loggs.
it takes me like 3-4 hours to read these threads and I haven't started todays
>>275125029Have you SEEN LisaLisa?
>>275107541>jojo will only lose his right to be the hero of this story when loses the will to fight!That's actually pretty interesting when you hear what araki had to say about other stories where the protagonists are more reserved.
>>275112807Reminder Jojo cared more about some random driver boy, Micky or whatever his name was, he knew for 2 minutes than his instructor and fellow Hamon user
>>275113266thanks!
>>275112216>crossed the atlanticSo did the pillar men species originate in north america?
>>275130764They're Mexicans. Santana was the Kevin McAllister of the group.
>>275123989Yeah, Lucy is probably the closest thing to a Yuria that Jojo ever gets.
>>275122243Consider Ryoko.
>>275128900Ganbare, anon!
>>275113811why didn't Joseph just run to Egypt on his FTL legs and behead DIO at hyperspace speeds instead of flying on a plane? is he retarded?
>>275129247What a pleb.
>>275133729He hates work.
why is JoJo so good bros?
>>275120248>Death Battlestill mad about GER
>>275134277funny
>>275133729DIO is also massively FTL by scaling to Star Platinum and Joseph, so if he detected the tachyonic emissions from Joseph's FTL run he would zoom over himself and kill the Stardust Crusaders.
hypest jojo fight theme in the anime for mehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVNRYQ10IXk
>>275131785I forget, Is she Kakayoin's sister or his cousin? Also, do we do the spin off manga as well?
>>275136214Noriaki's cousin. Crazy Diamond's Demonic Heartbreak is pretty mediocre fan fiction.
SHIJIMA NO
>>275136355Which is still better than Jojolion.
>>275134277Different settings and genres each part.Keep things fresh.
>>275139126Starting!!
>>275134381To be fair, I agree with the idea that Joker could overpower GER's willpower removal because of the power of friendship. That's not particularly farfetched given it's Yaldabaoth's whole M/O.The problem is their asinine argument that Sinful Shell being Almighty means it pierces all defenses, as well as the fact that they used fucking Eyes of Heaven to try and downplay GER, as if that joke of a story is in any way canon.>>275133729For the same reason Sephiroth doesn't use his Multi-Solar System level strength to destroy the planet in FF7.
>>275134277It's very entertaining
>>275136355I wonder if he's gonna do all the spin offs once the main series is done
>>275136355Is that bad? I stopped reading it after the first three chapters.
>>275145137>>275145483(I doubt they'll see this post but I wanted to respond anyways)Stands kind of fit in with that bizarre mold in the first half of Part 3. You can visibly see the shift from "wacky B movie-esque antics" like an Orangutan who controls an entire ship, or a guy who drives an evil car, into the more standardized mold that Stands fell into for the rest of the series.
>>275146613I personally enjoyed it but I didn't come in with high expectations. I recommend it if you are fond of part 3's characters, especially Hol Horse. There are a lot of cool moments that flesh them out further, and DIO is drawn very beautifully.
>>275147629I'll probably catch up at some point. Hol Horse deserved more spotlight anyways.
>>275112885And Vlad was called Dracul before that.
>>275147409I liked stands when they were basically a visualization for ESP
>>275145095>Anons die from rohan overdose
>>275148052Agreed. He's one of my favorites from the part and he gets a lot of love in CDDH.
>>275149918They still are, to an extent.
>>275150138Why is Araki so uninterested in his own world outside of morioh?
>>275152359Araki considers Part 4 his magnum opus.
Did not know JoJo was being Storytime, I just started to rewatch the series at the start of the year. Just finished part 2 last night.
>>275154439Welcome on-board, anon.
>>275111891I started watching Jojo today.Good stuff.
Man, re-reading Part 2 after completing Fist of the North star really shone a light on how much this Part in particular was inspired by it.
>>275153141And he is right
Hitler giving his clone backshots
>>275112004>>275112051Does anyone else feel Lisa Lisa reminds them of a young Brooke Shields?
