Your favorite 2000's waifu is now an OL hag
>>275174940Still would.
>>275174940Awesome!
>>275174940waifu doesn't mean what you think it means
>>275174940>waifu was 14 in 2011>born in either 98 or 97>is ~1 year older than meWe shall grow old together
>>275174940so now she can also support me financially? nice
>>275175092Yes it does, or do you also believe cunny should go by /tv/'s use
>>275174940total hag love
>>275174940Imagine how bad her feet stink
>>275174940My favorite 80's one is too!
>>275174940She isn't real, so no.
>>275174940Konata can still get it.
>>275174940Indeed they are. And Konata became a vtuberfag.
>>275174940She already was
Likely runs her own clinic and has a very loving cat by now.
>>275174940All the better to marry, impregnate, and turn into a loving house wife to help raise the 13 children I plan on having with her.
>>275176863>Miyuki in her 30sYes please.
>>275176766>not written by original mangaka>worst art imaginableI'm not taking it as canon.
>>275175092oh anon, you're such a waifu~
>>275174940She wouldn't be an office worker, i can see her as a freelance working from home or a streamer.
>>275176766>And Konata became a vtuberfagHonestly makes the most sense. Konata is actually Koro-san doing 48 hour marathons instead of having a boring office job is perfectly in character.
>>275177639>Kagami: I can't fucking believe I work 60-70 hours a week in an office writing reports that don't get read by anyone while my wife, Konata, brings home twice the amount of money I do by streaming and pretending to be a high school student all day long.
>>275178921>Konata is actually Koro-san doing 48 hour marathonskek
FUCK TRAINSFuck Unions
>>275174940waifu does not mean anime girl
>>275179433Yes it does.
Watch lucky star on YouTube, hella comfy.
>>275174940>33>old hagshe's no 3PDP
Older Konata is hot
>Tsukasa is a loving, albeit sheltered housewife>Konata made a fortune off bitcoin, but is humble enough to never show off>Kagami is aiming to become the head surgeon of a major university's hospital>Miyuki runs a small, cozy cafe where she enjoys the quiet and tranquillity
>>275174940Upgrade
>>275176682She doesnt look like that
>>275178716Konata was an office drone for a while, but she became a full time streamer and vtuber during covid, and she never looked back. Kagami feels like Konata took the easy way out, but is secretly jealous and wished she could have thought of that. Tsukasa works at McDonald's and Miyuki did some gravure and modelling.
>>275174940
>>275176863Tsukasa plz
>>275174940no
Normalfags have ruined the word "Favorite"
>>275182993How
my seasonal waifus that I collect and discard every three months can do any type of jobs, even prostitution.
>>275183329>seasonal waifusYou are disgusting
>>275183329>>275183585My fap session waifues
The ol' reliable Lucky Star waifus.
>>275183863Gross-waifus-per-minute (9001)
>>275175255If the word "favorite" was removed it would be used properly.
>>275174940Entire cast of Urusei Yatsura would be in their early 60s by now.Ranma cast would be mid 50s. Clannad cast are in their early 40s.
Sakura Kinomoto would be like 36-38 rangeSailor Moon mid 40sDoremi would be 35
>>275174940>Implying konata would work at all and wouldn't be a ethot.
>>275175634Char missed out by no diddling her while she was still JC age.
This thread made me realize I like adult women more than lolis. I'm going to have to take time to process this...
>>275186717adult woman fetish
I am also an adult
>>275174940>favorite waifu
my waifu is a stay at home mom, ackshually
>>275187600What a horrible fetish. I feel bad for people who must suffer with it.
>>275174940>acting like this in the workplace in 2000s Japan Uhh Konata would not have an office job
>>275189189Stop larping, you're not Japanese.
>>275189189I've never seen anyone playing a switch or ds in public.
>>275189189Yeah, there's no way she's going to college. She wouldn't have the qualifications.
>>275189938She's smart
>>275190008She still needs the degree to get hired.
>>275189605I did in Japan
>>275186717eech, found myself thinking about these young 20yearold hotties one day and i instantly wondered what the fuck had happened to me man.
>>275176863Damn... Tsukasa looking fine.So, did they all end up getting married in the sequel?I'd guess Kagami is single for the joke.
>>275190454Tsukasa grew up to be the happy housewife and Kagami is the cranky businesswoman.
I know, I was the same age as the LS cast during airing and now with a corporate job today as well. I will run into Kagami soon.
>>275190876>now with a corporate job todayHow did you get it? Looking for advice.
>>275175634Well shit ! I missed her birthday last Friday. Isn't it too late to wish her well ?
The OP is still a bop
>>275190997I worked as a grunt part time at the job site cleaning stuff for a couple years, left to get a basic IT degree (BA), not even a BS computer science one and applied to their office/corporate positions until one hit and they liked I already had a prior history with them. The alternate is to lie about degrees, references, fake emails (fake people) for online reference surveys because at the end of the day, the worse that can happen is rejection and everyone moves on.
fine by me.
>>275191890Shame about the author being such a dick.
>>275192467qrd?
smelly neet girl
>>275193387I wouldn't have it any other way
>>275176863Tsukasa yum!
>>275177639old hags in school uniform...yes...
>>275191672She's just asking for a good plapping
>>275174940Actually she’s my wife now
>>275175134ThisAnd this is why megucas make for the best wives
Konata is 18 forever
Konata is fucking dead by now, just like her mother.
>>275174940more like a granny
women in office clothing make me go wild
>>275174940Waifu doesn't mean cute anime girl, newfag.
What's Konata's actual job? All we know about Konata in her 30s is that she's embraced Vtubers and drives a car.
>>275187881is this birthday canon?
>>275174940I hate OL anime because I didn't achieve comfy office life.
>>275174940Should I get Airpods Pro 2 like Konata?
>>275174940maybe her show would be enjoyable that way
>>275174940>Two Thousand's
>>275178991it's even worse, she's an npc streamer
>>275190156Yeah, on the fucking train.
>>275186717The door is that way.
>>275174940>favorite waifuBack to twitter, nigger.
>>275181367>33
>>275174940Joke's on you, OP: I have a long-lived fantasy of sweeping a work-weary OL cake off her feet and saving her from wagie hell
>>275187881>Konata is five months older than me
>>275174940OL are made for sensual foot massages in pantyhose
>>275199648Why would you wear pantyhose to give a foot massage?
