Especially when shit hits the fan
Yeah
She's an even bigger slut than Misato.
>>275253238She is more collected and calm than Misato to be fair
>>275253229She would've actually fucked Shinji for being Gendo's kid.
No.
>>275253258Because she is repressing all of her feelings, we see the "collected and calm" façade but she's a mess on the inside.
>>275253277PS2?
>>275253229probably not, she's kinda repressed and distant even when she isn't swamped with work and practically living in her office. misato trying really hard to get him to open up was clumsy but overall beneficial. maybe in better circumstances.
>>275253273If Ritsuko bonds with Shinji. Shinji and Rei interacting might cause issues
>>275253229It's a question of tastes I guess?>You are Shinji>Do you prefer the hot mess of a woman that barely knows how takes care of herself, but does her best, and you know she once fucked with this Chad for a week uninterrupted?>Do you prefer the hot collected but cold lady, who is very smart and professional so you know you can depend on her, but you also know she is basically your father convenient cumdump?Ngl, preferring Misato, I would find hot any doujin or even subplot that had Shinji and Ritsuko living together, specially as it could end in Ritsuko deciding to forget about the old bastard and take Shinji as replacement, being basically an innocent submissive version of Gendo she can mold to her tastes
>>275253742I wonder if same thing would happen to Ritsuko too. Would she become more attached to Shinji?
For me, it's brunette Ritsuko
>>275253774I assume so.She seems to be kinda a degenerated slut for somehow end up sleeping with the same guy that obviously doesn't care and also fucked her mother before.But I assume she did felt some love for Gendo>Hard to believe with a men like Kaji around she would be so wrapped around Gendo dick if it was just a physical thing>Unless it turns out Gendo is a sex god, who knowsBut if she starts to groom Shinji it would likely go from pure lust and a desire to mess with Gendo son as a weird sort of vengeance... To her actually caring for the kid.It would be a very messy and hot but nice subplot. Ritsuko going less cold and more kind and affectionate to Shinji
>>275253873>Unless it turns out Gendo is a sex godIt's a mommy issues thing
>>275253873>Ritsuko going less cold and more kind and affectionateWe rarely saw her soft spot
I don’t want to start a thread for this, so I’m posting in the Gainax thread.New image from Panty and Stocking Season 2.
>>275253942The goddesses return to make /a/ great again
>>275253774yes but she can also compartmentalize better than misato, and that's saying something
>>275253873>But I assume she did felt some love for GendoThat's the entire reason she breaks down anon.
>>275253942That’s a good sign for sexy moments.
>>275253277This looks exactly like the Gunbuster game
>>275253942That's all the panservice you're gonna get btw.
>>275254157I’m willing to bet whatever material possession you want on that.
>>275253229>Would Ritsuko be better guardian for ShinjiThe woman treats Rei like an object? Yeah, sure, I bet she would make a great guardian for the child of another woman that is the affection of her crush
>>275253742Ritsuko and Misato are pretty much the polar opposites. Misato is a submissive woman who needs someone to guide her, while Ritsuko is a dominant woman who wants to guide someone else. And they're both an absolute mess on the inside because everyone in Evangelion is, that's the point of the show. That's why, while Misato didn't push herself on Shinji (at least until EoE), I doubt Ritsuko would've been able to hold her inner cougar back.
>>275254450>everyone in Evangelion iseveryone in main cast. kids in the class and technicians are all chill.. except Aoba I think.
>>275254543>except Aoba I think.He's the chillest of them all
>>275253229People joke about Misato molesting him but it would be far worse with Ritsuko
>>275254649>Getting molested by both Misato and Ritsuko, with likely Asuka molestation as well and the possibility of Maya molestation at Ritsuko's ordersGIWTWM
>>275253229booba
>>275253742>>275253873>>275254450I could almost see Ritsuko initially making advances on Shinji out of misplaced aggression towards Gendo, like:>Oh I bet you’re REAL pleased with yourself for fucking both me and my mom, huh?>Well let’s see how YOU like it. I’m gonna turn your son into my eager boy-toy!That would only continue up to the point where she sees just how little Gendo actually outwardly cares about Shinji, and realizes that doing this will have literally no effect on the man. If anything the revelation might actually make her realize how much Shinji needs somebody to be there for him and actually soften up to him a bit.
>bpd cat ladyno
>>275253229she would have sex with shinji so no because that would make shinji unrelatable
>>275254637>nigga doesn't have a single precious person for Rei to take form of and has to be dragged kicking into tanghonestly I don't think he even cared so he must be chill.
>>275254888Rei made the mistake of trying to appear as a person instead of appearing as his guitar
>>275254945kek
Any part of Evangelion that involves Gendo having sex after Yui's death completely breaks my immersion. Gendo is such a stone-faced obsessed autist that I just can't imagine him having sex with anybody. He's ready to turn the entire humanity into tang just to get a whiff of his dead wife's pussy, and you're telling me he would entertain the possibility of banging Ritsuko or her mother on the side? Nah, come on now.
>>275255111Gendo used possibility of sex as a tool to make Ritsuko and Naoko work for him
>>275255111He used them in the same way he uses everyone. I don’t think the sex was for his benefit.
>>275254720No Asuka, all she gets to do is watchingMaya is welcome, though.
>>275255111>ou're telling me he would entertain the possibility of banging Ritsuko or her mother on the side?
>>275255111You are kinda reading Gendo badly If you have seen pre-Yu's death you would know he was kinda a charismatic Chad, even though unironically it seemed he already had a bit of a harmless loser vibe going on as well (guess that's a sign he is indeed Shinji father).After Yui death any woman he fucks it's pretty much just a convenient cumdump if he just doesn't feel like masturbating, besides the fact he was manipulating then with sex
>>275253229Ritsuko was a crazy simp for Shinji's deadbeat dad, who also got rid of her before shit hit the real fan
>>275253229ritsuko has a mean streak that misato doesn't. misato despite everything is a natural mother, ritsuko isn't
>>275255866>misato despite everything is a natural motherMisato was more motherly to Shinji and a lot kinder. No idea how Ritsuko's soft spot would look like so
>>275254270She actually tried to kill her in the manga for no reason at all
>>275256130She shares same anger to Rei as her mother?
>>275256139Yeah, she might be even worse than her mother. Naoko snapped because little Rei was a bitch to her, but this shit was unprovoked.
>>275254637DANCING ON THE PLANET DANCE
>>275255111is this how people born after 1999 think like?
>>275256130Was this scene in the show? Because I don't remember it.
>>275256381No
>>275256381No, only in manga
>>275256407Smol Rei was doing that on purpose?
Time for the correct answer
>>275256407Do you think this line is what created the term?
>>275256669Thanks. Only correct answer!!!
>>275256720NP, fren. It certainly is.
Ritsuko would have fucked Shinji even sooner than Misato nearly did.
>>275256760Ritsuko / Misato > Rei > Kowaru > Asuka
>>275256792Yep. One missed dick appointment with Gendo and she’d throw herself on him.
>>275256669Kaworu was on a mission that would prevent him from being a guardian.
>>275256831Really? I doubt Ritsuko that pent up to jump on Shinji. Misato was more depressed and wanted to help Shinji (and herself)
>>275256795Kaworu loves Shinji unconditionally, and will let him fuck whoever he wants. He is the best guardian.
>>275256932>Kaworu loves Shinji unconditionallyDepends which. Manga Kowaru was...strange. Anime was most gentle
>>275256907I always got the impression that Ritsuko was pent up, but Gendo would take care of it offscreen. Her introduction in the swimsuit shows her interest.
>>275256907>Gendo throws her out >she gets angry and decides that he will pay>decide to direct it at shinji>timid shy boy perfect target for grooming
>>275256984Anime
>>275256443She was imitating Gendo lolThat's the implication, as the Reis don't have enough independency to just randomly insult her. Little Rei heard Gendo insult Ritsuko and repeated the insult thinking it was okay
>>275256443No. In fact it's pretty believable Gendo was the one to make Rei say that to make her snap and conveniently get rid of her this way.
>>275253229I think Ritsuko is fucking sexo and even I know she's one step away from going full on Fatal Attraction. That whole logical and collected mask she has on is barely being held together by a thread.
>>275257287i find it more amusing to think that she was just being a little shit like some kids aregendo saying that around her was deliberate, but rei going out of her way to antagonize her for no reason was just her being a goblin child having fun
>>275255866>misato despite everything is a natural motherI suppose you’re right to an extent. Misato did a pretty good job of providing a surrogate mother figure for Shinji for a while. Funnily enough that was what made her offering him sex was so fucked up to him.
>>275257726Ritsuko is criminally underrated. I know competition is steep in Eva but few shows have managed to capture the allure of an older woman as they really are. Ashtray kisses pls.
>>275256669For old x young,The right decision is Kaiji x Shinji>>275257775I like what that implies about Rei.That one was the first Rei (second?) imagine if she hand died.Would we have a Rei with an extroverted personality flirting and teasing Shinji...?
>>275257838As warped as it is she was willing to sacrifice herself for what she thought was shinji's well-being, which is as maternal as you can get
>>275257865iirc rei2 has some traces of this on occasioni remember her snarking at asuka once or twicei doubt she would be an extrovert but i can see her having a mischievous side to her if she didn't get killed the first go around, like saying or doing things just to get a reaction out of shinji and asukaprobably would've helped asuka warm up to her if she ever figured out what rei was doing
Emphatically no and I'm amused by the replies of people ITT who haven't watched the most popular anime ever. Misato has a lot of issues but she actually loved Shinji and showed more concern for his life than the mission on the second and sixteenth episodes while Ritsuko only cared about Unit 01 and Gendo's cock.
>>275253229Not with that massive bulge
>>275258681Misato also cried a lot over Shinji
>>275259516Misato begging unit 01 to give shinji back is one of the most kino moments of the show
>>275257726>>275257856>she_blinded_me_with_science.mp3
>>275258681It's not like Misato cared for him just because, they developed that relationship.
>>275259542Misato cares a lot more for Shinji than any of his parents. Shinji's Mom even bigger bitch than most of the cast
It's not hard to do a better job than Misato
>>275259658It's not, but almost every other adult in Eva are worse.
>>275259603Misato is genuinely a good person put in a fucked situationA lot of the other characters are kinda bad people in even worse situations
>>275257865>That one was the first Rei (second?)First. In fact I just assumed that the clones have less personalities each time her soul gets transferred to the next. So the first Rei would be more of a little shit, and the next one would lose a bit of thatLike a VHS tape being recorded again and again
>>275255866I don't think it's that it was natural to her, just that she was more used to having responsibilities and looking out for others since her father died. That's why she loved Kaiji so much, because he was the only person where she could get loose to with and reverse the roles.
>>275256831>>275257139>Ritsuko gets home one day all pent up and frustrated>Shinji’s cooking at the stove>”Fuck it, he’s close enough to Gendo for tonight”
>>275254945
>>275255111>Gendo is such a stone-faced obsessed autist that I just can't imagine him having sex with anybody.He's a human with needs which includes sex. Which is the problem. He wants pussy but he also doesn't care about the people around him and it's not the same pussy he actually prefers and is motivated by. Also even if he doesn't want them, those girls wanted him. That's a recipe for disaster. He's just a user.
>>275257139Funniest thing is that Gendo wouldn't give two shits. neither about his cumdump fucking his son, nor his underage son getting turned into cougar's boytoy.
>>275256355There have always been retards in every year, especially when talking about this show
>>275262253I think he would do it just to humiliate her, not because he cares about ShinjiSame reason why she was in front of Seer naked
>>275256355He's right y'know
I want ritsuko takes care of me
I think at first Ritsuko would be more distant than Misato which might keep Shinji from getting too flustered. HOWEVER, since she’s fucking his dad, she might start to treat him like her literal son.
>>275263733I want Garfield to pilot unit 01
>>275264245Exactly
>>275264245Was she herself banging him on the regular? I thought that was only her mom.
>>275256130the manga is fucking retarded
>>275266160It had better ending than Anno's Rebuild so
>>275266160I think it was a nice alternative take. Although you can definitely tell that Sadamoto was a big Reifag, while everyone else kinda got shafted.
>>275265856They were confirmed fucking. Like mother like daughter.
>>275266719People say that but I feel like Asuka was treated better in the end of the manga than in the anime.
>>275266719manga rei is a boring blob too
>>275266719Based
She is saving shinji's life
I love Ritsuko so much. And yes, I think she would have been better. They would have gotten along. Shinji would have cooked for her, and she would slowly have opened up to him.She would have groomed Shinji to be better than Gendo.Though I think the possibility of her fucking Shinji is equal to the possibility of her treating him like her own son, which would have made her stop sleeping Gendo. The whole "I'll never be a mother" makes me think she actually wanted to be one
>>275266160Funny way to spell kino
Shinji would be bringing her coffee every time she worked overtime, and would welcome her with a nice dinner when she got home
Mother and son
>>275269132C-cute>>275269229Really cute
I love Misato so much
One night, over dinner, Ritsuko would ask Shinji if he would like to know more about his father. Shinji would nod curiously, and as Ritsuko spoke, she would notice how the boy enthusiastically listens, paying attention to every new little detail he learns about his father. That's when Ritsuko's motherly instincts would awaken
>>275253229Ritsuko was a wreck who shut down and Misato is probably the least mentally ill character in Eva.
>>275253229shinji would lose both of his virginity to her
>>275253229Penpen would do a better job, of course ritsuko would be better
>>275253229No. Misato has issues but when it´s all said and done she is almost a decent well adjusted person. I mean sure, she would have abused him but it would probably have been a pretty vanilla experience with no life threatening risks for Shinji (and lets be honest for 2 seconds and admit that a normal teenager would have probably been thrilled at the opportunity to fuck her and then go pilot a fucking giant robot)Ritsuko however is a crazy bitch with a dangerous obsession for the kid´s father. Her abuse would probably entail regular strap on sessions, chocking, candle wax, nut crushing, beating and so on. She would have gone full bible black on him and broken Shinji beyond repair.
>>275253229Show probably make even more moves on him than Misato did when she realizes how much like his father he is in someways. Not to mention she's just as emotionally immature if not more so than Misato
>>275266160Say what you will about it, but Manga Shinji was extremely based compared to the anime version>Threw a punch at Gendo after the Toji incident, only reason it didn't connect is because Kaji had to hold his ass back>This also made Gendo visibly alarmed because Shinji was about 5 inches away from clocking him>Made Unit-01 break out of the Bakelite as soon as he got down there by telling Yui to get off her ass>Due to the above change, Shinji actually arrived in time to save Asuka's life and BTFO the MPEvas (they still ended up arranging the instrumentality shit, but at least Asuka didn't get fucking dismembered in the process)
>>275266160it was great. fuck you
>>275271833The real kicker will be if Ritsuko were to ever come to the realization of Gendo and Shinji's natures: They both have a very similar desperate need for unconditional love, but Gendo already found it and then had it taken away from him. Hence why he's willing to throw everything else away just for the slim chance of getting Yui back.If Ritsuko (or anyone really) could actually connect with Shinji and lock him down, she's got him for life.
>>275271955>they still ended up arranging the instrumentality shityeah that's the manga, changes (simplifications) to the characterization that ultimately don't matter because he's unwilling to break out of the story structure of the series. sure it's not as ugly and dogshit as rebuild but it's still at best only the 2nd best clumsy masturbatory eva spinoff from a member of the the original creative team
>>275271484>Misato is probably the least mentally ill character in Eva.Laughs in Pen Pen
They would even go on little dates
>>275254450>I doubt Ritsuko would've been able to hold her inner cougar back.I want to see her struggle. Telling Shinji she's going to be busy in her room while he cooks dinner, and she's biting the pillow and using her vibe so hard the waterproofing wears out while she imagines Shinji in only his apron.
>>275256672Anon if you ever say something this stupid again I'm gonna strangle you with a stethoscope.
>>275273513What would a date with Ritsuko be like?
>>275262223You make it sound like Gendo was standing there immobile with his dick erect and if a women resolved to put his dick inside her pussy is her fault
>>275271955EoE is obviously way better, but Shinji telling that bitch to get up NOW was cathartic.
>>275274180Walking, drinking coffee, more walking. Talking a lot
>>275274180>>275274750Shopping for cat themed trinkets
Shinji's attachments to people: Misato > Asuka > Rei > Ritsuko > G*ndo
> remembers that one doujin where Ritsuko turns Shinji into her sex pet during nurse check-ups due to her pent-up attraction and hatred for GendoFemdom fantasies aside… Realistically, it would be a hot mess with Shinji in a worst state than he was in the series. Misato was the better decision here.
>Be a sorry sack of shit the whole show.>Get praised once.>It shoots directly into his head and he becomes cocky.does Shinji deserve all the shit he gets?
>>275275547>tatakae wa otoko no shigoto!He was so adorable
>>275271955Manga everything was extremely based.Manga Kaworu was this edgy faggot going around snapping kittens necks for shits and giggles, and he actually managed to make out with Shinji before he diedManga Rei got so many shipbait scenes with Shinji it made Ritsuko and Kaworu seethe uncontrollably, so hard that they tried to choke the life out of her and start an apocalypse (respectively)Manga Asuka was introduced karate kicking a bunch of random thugs, she also tried to have office sex with KajiManga Kaji was constantly no-way-fagging Asuka, and he got a backstory tooManga Toji fucking died, but before his untimely demise he managed to get back at Asuka by making her look like a retard in front of Kaji and MisatoManga Mari had massive thirst for Yuietc.
>>275271832>Her abuse would probably entail regular strap on sessions, chocking, candle wax, nut crushing, beating and so on. She would have gone full bible black on him and broken Shinji beyond repair.he needed this though.
>Shinji, put this fake beard on and pose like your father.
imagine the blowjobs and stern handjobs Shinji would get from Akagi all in the name of science
>>275275547he gets more than he deserves, but the amount he deserves is more than zero
>>275253229Shinji needed someone to build him confidence and get him out of his shell and misato is the best woman for that. I watched slums of Beverly hills and marisa tomei's character in that is closest we will ever get to live action misato. Her interactions in that film reminded me of misato so much, maybe if her and asuka were friendlier. Video related.https://youtu.be/Gg81tpJGV4M?si=etec72xcKQf1A3oXThat being said, ritsuko would be a better provider for what shinji is comfortable with. She is structured, collected and more organized. People are saying she would've fucked him and while this might happen, I honestly think she wouldn't be spending much time at her apartment, she seems pretty married to her worm.>>275257856She is super sexy for sure and underrated af. I'm partial to misato because misato is more fun, more of a mess in the traditional sense but I could actually picture meeting someone like her and making it work. Ritsuko would be a great gf or fuckbuddy but poor wife material. She is too focused on work and is the type to randomly get cold feet and you'd come home to her being gone without any explanation.
>>275275547There was literally zero way of knowing that the angel was the shadow instead of the ball since NERVs intel was shit. Asuka was taking her sweet time and they both would have been sucked up if shinji didn't jump in like a retard.Every time the show tried to gaslight the viewer into thinking shinji was a bad pilot it always fell flat since everyone else fucked up harder or he would bail everyone out. And that's not even counting the yui god mode deus ex machina moments.The rebuilds fucking sucked because they tried to make everyone a hyper competent badass instead of the bumbling emotional retards everyone was in the anime.
>>275254888If I recall correctly some interview or thing had them just say "yeah he was an atheist so it didn't work on him." Which feels like a bit of a weird train of thought given, yeah, it seems more like them mimicking a close person to get them to drop their AT fields.
>>275275634The way manga Toji died was stupid though since Kaji implied everyone on the bridge knew you could save him by pulling out the plug but no one told shinji or the other pilots anything despite mission planning and execution being the sole reason they're even there.
>>275276575>some interview or thingthat sounds like bullshit
>>275276269>young marisa tomei as misatowouldn't have thought about it but it works desu
>>275276804>>275276459Could he have saved NERV if he was in command?>inb4 the slap That didn't work at all in any of the shows
>>275276269>is the type to randomly get cold feetMisato was the one who literally did that though. What makes you think it fits Ritsuko, she seems like the opposite of flighty, like if she was unhappy she'd just resign herself and let it fester like she does in the series. (and even then it takes Gendo really going beyond the pale to make her snap)
>>275276903Not a chance. Not a knock on him, the situation was just way beyond what he could handle.
>>275256130>no reason at allthere was a REIson, i'm sorry
>>275253258>She is more collected and calm than Misato to be fairShe's also on screen less so who knows what the fuck she's up to when we don't see her.
>>275277147gooning to gendo
>>275277055While I agree with the conclusion id say the actual problem itself wasn't beyond him. He faced the end of the earth before with Char's spergout and dealt with emotionally constipated teenagers having to carry everyone in Zeta. Id say the biggest hurdle is that none ifbthe actual leadership of NERV knew what the fuck they were doing and didn't give the pilots useful suppourt or guidance. he can't save a sinking ship on his own like that.
I wonder what her apartment looks like
>>275277210>Char's spergoutThat's a conventional military conflict, totally different from beings like angels, even with the dash of Newtype shit.I only watched the original series so I can't comment on Zeta, but the kind of emotional stress the pilots are under and the kind of support they needed was fundamentally pretty different than Amuro even if there are some parallels. (and homages)
this is making my ABSOLUTE TERROR meter go bananas
>>275277342Only on the surface really. At the core of both problems it was a world ending threat that they weren't prepared for and emotional toil of being conscripted in a war you don't want to fight. Hell with the OYW id say it's worse since it's not just a random kaiju every other week, it's the largest war in human history where the only hope of survival is killing your fellow man before he can kill you. Amuro and the Zeta pilots never got the downtime that the eva pilots did. Bright circumvented this by getting the whole crew to work in tandem to even out the load as much as possible and plan everything as best he could. NERV shouldered most of that on under trained and under informed 14 year olds and let their own personal problems eclipse their actual jobs.
>>275253229Ritsuko was busy doing actual work.Misato was nepo hire.
>>275277524I didn't say it was worse, I said it was different.
>>275277574Fair enough, but I still stand by my point that the core of NERVs problems were internal and the lack of support offered by anyone who wasn't a pilot. Contrast with the white base crew and who started as a shitshow and ended up a fighting machine.
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>>275271832She should make him smell her stinky heels
>>275272223funniest and dumbest part of the manga is when misato actually tells shinji everything about the 3rd impact and what NERV's true purpose is and what they need him for but when he asks what the fuck to even do about he she just kinda goes "idk you deal with it lol"
Human Instrumentality Project sequel when?
She's so much better looking than Misato
>Tags: saigadothe perfect evening
>>275277220Very clean and neat but with a box of very crusty sex toys behind her bed.
>>275281659My I also suggest Bakuretsu Fusen.
>>275277147>work>work>smoking>sex with Gendo>working>working>pet cats>eat>sleep>repeat
>>275282190>implying she has cats
>>275283009you should watch nge before posting here
>>275254450So you're saying Ritsuko would've groomed and amazonpressed Shinji?
>>275283033This>>275283009Yeah Ritsuko has cats. Is canon
>>275283425Does she, though? Or only cat trinkets?
>>275283476Real cats, in one episode (it seems to me one of Leliel's two) Misato tells Ritsuko how she does not intend to be lectured on how to care for Shinji by someone (ritsuko) who consoles her loneliness with cats.Toward the final episodes, Ritsuko says that she had to give her cats to her grandmother because she no longer had time to care for them due to work.
I want to pet Ritsuko's cats.
>>275253229
>>275283627built for pegging
>>275253343I would think it would be the opposite, the would want Shinji to hook up with Rei to remove the competition and as fuck you to Gendo for not giving her what she wants.She would make it a personal point to help Shinji score with Rei and then rub it in Gendo's face in a passive aggressive saccharinely way,>Aww, don't they remind you of how you and Yui! I am sure they will be very happy togetherOr something along those lines. She definitely has a vindictive bitch streak.>>275255866>misato despite everything is a natural mother, ritsuko isn'tyeah, because natural moms use promises of sex and french kisses to motivate their kids. Bruh, Misato might be a nice person but she is a skank
>>275283591>someone (ritsuko) who consoles her loneliness with cats.the audacity to say that shit while owning a penguin
>>275284187to be fair, she got the penguin because they were gonna euthanize him after they were done experimenting on him and she felt bad for it. She didn't get it as a comfort animal
Who would want Asuka , when you got this two?
>>275284296he gets beer and uses the bath, he's practically a roommate. even if it wasn't her original plan its clearly something his presence provides
>>275284433>navel windowSEXO
