What are your genuine thoughts on the art duo?Do you think Sakura + Chiyo vs Sasori was good besides being the best fight where Sakura is involved?
>>282477583Absolutely fucking wasted by Kishi. Sasori enters and exits the same arc and amounts to nothing in the story, aside from having one decent fight. Deidara gets to shine a couple of times, but then gets fed to fucking Sasuke. Like Sasuke needs a fucking win against and Akatsuki member on top of fighting Itachi.
>>282477583The fight vs Sasori.was cool The one against Deidara... Not so much.Bro had all the cards to win, but unironically he was completely alright.Fucking Uchihas and their stupid shit stole their victory.Because they want us to believe it makes any sense for Sasuke to use his Sharingan to detect the micro bombs on someone's bloodstream as if it were a fucking Byakugan. And then do bullshit like summoning a snake getting inside their mouth and unsummoning it, everything in less than the second it took Deidara to explode.Sasuke should have died
I'm glad Deidara at least gets to stick around but they genuinely have so much personality and charm when paired together that it's a damn shame Kishi killed Sasori off so early. I desperately wanted to hear more banter and debates about the philosophy of art or even other stuff between them. We haven't gotten to it yet but I'm actually worried Kakuzu and Hidan are going to be noticeable step down from both of them in terms of presence, both in power and personality. The heavy jerking off Shikamaru gets during the arc will just kill any interest in the cool stuff they do entirely.
skipped the kakashi mask fillerjust learnt it had a very nice plot (sakura)post it
>>282477583Only only Uchiha’s have enough plot armor to defeat Deidara. Every non uchiha in the story fucking dies to explosions. This isn’t even a joke.
>>282477583this fight started off fine then turned bad as if he realized he made Sasori too strong mid battle and had to nerf him with stupidity
>>282477583Shippuden needs a complete rewrite from the ground up. We’re not even done with the first major arc and it already shat the bed.
>>282477938Hiruko, Sandaime, Pinocchio-Sasori and hundred puppets phases seem out of order. Nothing Sasori shows after the Kazekage feels capable of beating Iron Sand.
>>282477583Here’s a plot hole for you to chew on. Why didn’t Deidara leave clay in the cave to reload his ammunition in case of them being followed?
>>282478242for the hundredth time narutard: stupidity isn't a plot hole. neither is the writer himself being stupid.
>>282478242That requires effort, and Deidara is a fuck. Also, the only reason they managed to be tracked at all is because Kankuro managed to snag a bit of cloth from Sasori.
>>282478360I think it is when the character in question is supposed to be smart and resourceful.
>>282478242Whoa whoa whoa. Deidara isn’t a genius like Shikamaru. He can’t think ahead like that!
>>282478360it kinda is when this is supposed to be the elite of the elite in a cold and merciless world and when we see lesser characters with more preparations
>>282478009It's currently less retarded than SRA
It’s sasori’s fault they were able to track the hideout. Deidara did nothing wrong, plus they already rigged boobytraps on the seals and had Itachi and Kisame control other ninjas.>>282477583This is a good arc, Sasori fight is good and he is a good concept of a character. People complained about how he got eliminated too fast in the manga but OG Naruto had a fast start to it, so I don’t blame Kishi for this
>>282477583Art duo is my favorite duo. Although I do like the tobi Deidara duo even if Tobi is a little over the top as a gag character.As much shit as I've thrown at Sakura, I do enjoy the fight and I think she did well holding her own. I just wish Kishi wrote better excuses for Sasori's bad decisions. Even a comment on the iron sand costing too much chakra to control would have made the thirds final sequence settle much better, or having to reload his flames before throwing himself at Sakura.
You can tell where Ikemoto got his pacing from when he does Boruto. Imagine waiting weekly for these Naruto chapters. What was Kishi doing?
>>282477765Deidara vs. Sasuke had 0 reason to take place. He took two of his most popular characters and made them fight to drive up readership, and also had Deidara throw his life away over nothing. Nothing before those chapters suggested a negative relationship between Deidara and Itachi, and he gets killed off like a joke because there's no conceivable way Sasuke dies before his big fight. Kishi then rewrites Summoning to be soft-FTG so Sasuke can pull off the Great Snake Escape and make you question why no one else ever does that.
>>282479631Deidara vs. Sasuke happened because the rest of the cast wouldn't be able to defeat Deidara with all the shit he pulled in that fight.
>>282479683Neither could Sasuke before the fight started. Then Deidara's jutsu are written to be Earth and lose to Lightning, he gets thrown into a losing 1v1 Pokemon battle.
>>282479774Is that the only time element matchups *really* matter aside from the Kakuza heart thing?
My genuine thoughts are that you are a retarded faggot.
It was a fun arc, I can see why people still enjoy it now but all these early part 2 arcs really waste the characters they introduce.
>>282476807>>282477282I think the problem Kishimoto doesn't give her a definitive satisfying conclusion to her ""journey"".If Hinata is supposed to be a support character then have completely focus and excel at it? Why isn't she a healer or even have other utility skills? If it's purely for emotional support then why doesn't she become some kind of therapist instead of still relying on Naruto to not feel like killing herself over a minor failure?She improves in a way that feels like the bare minimum, we are told by other characters that she's stronger and she's definitely an upgrade from her part 1 self, but not to a satifying extent.It's like Kishimoto doesn't have the balls or heart to just flat out tell the audience that Hinata is still weak, because that would be like admiting he wrote her badly, but he can't bother to give her shit, so he makes the cake and eats it with the half hearted compliments.
>>282479885Did you draw that anon? It looks very kewl
Sasori and Deidara represent the two ways to enjoy manga.Sasori is a binge reader who buys volumes to keep on his shelf to read at any time. He enjoys manga for the content alone and disregards all other context. He doesn't talk about his favorites unless someone else brings it up. He loves the old classics and is hesitant to pick up an ongoing series because he doesn't want to get invested in an incomplete work.Deidara is a weekly reader who keeps up with ongoing manga. He not only enjoys the manga itself, but enjoys the transient experience of being able to discuss each chapter as it comes out. He reads ongoing series and looks back on his memories of reading them fondly when they end, but doesn't ever reread. The only time he ever reads a completed series is in storytime threads, where he can be part of the experience of reading along with others.
>>282477583ok but why doesn't everyone in the naruto world worship jashin?he is literally confirmed to be the one true god of this universe and if you worship him you become immortaland speaking of immortality if orochimaru's goal was to become inmortal so he could learn all justsu why doesn't he convert to jashinism?is orochimaru retarded?is everyone in the naruto world retarded?
>>282480220There is no indication that Jashin actually exists. Hidan's immortality was said to be the result of some kind of "experiment".
>>282480220because there's a whole realm of spiritual shit that the series never even attempts to expound on. There are several god among other things
>>282477583FUCK UCHIGGERS!
>>282480245>There is no indication that Jashin actually existsHidan's immortality proves that Jashin is real.>Hidan's immortality was said to be the result of some kind of "experiment".This is made up. Nowhere in the manga is it stated that Hidan got his immortality the way you claim he did.>>282480253You seem to misunderstand.Jashin is not real just because people worship him.Jashin is real because if you worship him, he grants you immortality.That fact proves that Jashin is real.Other people in the Narutoverse may worship other entities but only Jashin actually answers your prayers.He is the only deity confirmed to exist.
>>282479109To be fair he lost his puppet, he has no more iron sand
>>282480607>This is made up. Nowhere in the manga is it stated that Hidan got his immortality the way you claim he did.I'm pretty sure it says so in the databook.Inb4 >databook
>>282480253I like Kishimoto using more of that monks/religion theme but what the fuck is this line
Anime Sasori's scroll-cartridge that gives him water pressure bursts that treat rock like paper and obliterates a cloud in the sky instantly makes me laugh at JJKfags who think anyone from that verse has a chance.
Hello, i haye shikamaru and wish he was brutally killed.
>>282477583Deidara was an absolute beast and really underrated just because he got bitched out by Sasuke laterDude was unbelievably dangerous and hardcore. I also liked that, despite his somewhat adversarial relationship with Sasori, he still respected him. He even straight up admits to Kakashi and Naruto that Sasori is probably stronger than him, and taunts them that they fucked up by chasing him instead of staying to help SakuraVery good character who unfortunately had to be fed to the Uchiha Hype Machine>Do you think Sakura + Chiyo vs Sasori was goodYeah, Chiyo was really cool, I'd say she's probably the actual best female character in Naruto. Sakura was there. She did fine.The only real problem is the ending, which "technically" makes sense but it's also kind of lame that Sasori saw the final attack and just allowed himself to be hit because...he just wanted to die?
>>282480607Anon, it's extremely obvious that Hidan's immortality is just some kind of forbidden ninjutsuHidan is just a cult freak who hearnestly believes in a god called Jashin who commands him to slaughter people and conduct the ritual, but that doesn't mean it's a REAL GOD favoring HIdan or somethingIt's a techniqueHe needs the blood, he needs a circle, it has an activation, a cost, drawbacks, conditions>but it actually makes him immortal!yeah? so? Izanagi fucking rewrites reality using just your eyeballsEdo Tensei can literally bring souls back from the dead and attach them to a new bodyjust because it APPEARS very supernatural doesn't mean it's not just a jutsuit's just ninjutsujashin is not real
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>>282480844Jashin is an Otsutsuki and the blood from the rituals identifies genetically compatible vessels. Hidan's role is just to sift through a lot of blood samples, if the correct one is found Jashin will directly take over Hidan to implant a karma on the new vessel.
>>282481010all jokes aside that would actually be kind of fun and coolsadly they already revisited the Jashinism stuff in the Mirai spinoff so I don't think it'll be returning in Boruto (which is apparently now some kind of teen girl romance drama)
Nearly every ninja that actually operated and/or fought like an actual trained espionage or military professional all got fucked over.
>>282481066Kishimoto kind of fucked himself over in a fundamental way by deciding from the beginning that he was going to lean more into the 'Supernatural Powers' aspect of ninja mythology with the seriesIt's important to remember he initially wanted it to be set in an academy for Wizards
>>282480122I think that's an animation cel.
>>282480607Jashin couldn't even save Hidan from jobbing to Kishi's self-insert.
>Pop is dead! My style is SUPERFLAT! is it, though?I don't really see it
>>282480629I was referring to when Sasori chose to off Sakura with the third kazekages body instead of just using his sand from a range
>>282481172OhhStill very cool
>"Jashin" makes Hidan immortal>doesn't give him a way to fix dismemberment, has to rely on Kakuzu stiching him upWhy would a God give you immunity to damage but not regeneration?
>>282479109>Although I do like the tobi Deidara duo even if Tobi is a little over the top as a gag character.The funniest thing to me is that when we're first introduced to Tobi, he's hanging out with Zetsu as they go to retrieve Sasori's ring....and Tobi is acting like a retardeven though Zetsu already KNOWS he's Obitoit's like Tobi is just method-acting and getting into character, so even though he doesn't have to act that way around Zetsu he's doing it anyway just to get used to staying in characteralso his intangibility/phasing really does make him Deidara's perfect battle-partner. Can set up mines for him in the ground, can't be killed by his explosions, could even stand there in the middle of C4 Garuda and be completely unphasedI also always liked that Deidara's last thought is basically "Sorry, Tobi" because he thinks he'll get caught up in the final blast he liked that gooffy lil nigga
>>282481010At this point, it's possible that Jashin is an alien if he's real. I remember there use to be a theory that it was Jigen since he was the only alien on Earth besides Black Zetsu and one his minions used the same symbol as Hidan's religion (but for that context, it was just the delta symbol Δ in a circle, not actually Hidan's religious use of it).
>>282480858This is the first time I've seen circle posts. I can't wait to see what you guys are talking about. But I have a hunch
>>282481347it's from the storytime a few years backshikamaru being hailed as a genius for figuring out that hidan's ritual was connected to the giant fucking sigil he drew on the ground>wow, he figured that out in the heat of battle?do not look down on Geometric Jutsu
>>282481048In the Mirai spinoff, which was based off a novel that was released a long time ago after Naruto ended, it was said Konoha searched for Hidan's religion and found nothing, making them think Hidan just made it up. The villain there, Ryuki, apparently found some text and whatnot, and wanted to perform a ritual to make himself immortal, but we never had a chance to see if it would be successful since he was stopped.
>>282477765We already knew sharingan could do tha moron, Sasuke earned his victory and it was the best fight in the manga period.
>>282481287Because regeneration is a whole different animal. He was just given the power not to be decapitated. We also don't know if it stops Hidan from aging. His immortality just made sure he doesn't need to lose organs, body parts, or blood to live.
>>282481347The other anon summed it up, but Kishi REALLY wanted readers to know Shikamaru was a fucking genius to the point every other bit of unnecessary glazing for obvious shit he's done so far looks downright modest.
>>282481406>We already knew sharingan could do tha moronNot really. Sasuke had never been able to zoom in to a fucking microsopic level before. The Sharingan can see chakra, but it can't see at a fucking nano-scale levelKakashi even said way back during the chunin exams that one way the Byakugan was superior is that it had better visual acuity which allowed Neji to actually see the microsopic tenketsu points on the body, which are too small for the Sharingan to see >well Sasuke was just really really good with his sharingan thenyeah this ends up doing a lot of heavy lifting for sasuke, it's still a bad excuse
>>282481406>Sasuke earned his victoryhe earned a drawthen somehow he summoned MANDA, a fucking boss summon, while being too chakra-exhausted to even stand upthen he jumped in Manda's mouth and reverse-summoned himin about 0.0000001 secondswhile completely out of chakrasorry anon but the fight was great UNTIL the Great Snake Escape Sasuke even admits he just got lucky when Karin starts praising him for his victory
>>282481415Pretty sure Kishi said somewhere that Hidan still needs to eat, and that he probably died eventually in that pit but dont' quote me on that because I've never actually been able to find a source, and part of me still holds out hope for a RETURN OF MECHA-HIDAN or something now that Shikamaru is hokage and everything, could be a fun little arc if Hidan returns and tries to fuck with him because "when you curse someone you dig two graves, remember?"
sauce getting x-ray vision in the Deidara fight was bs in general
>>282481557oh and I forgot that after summoning manda, he also put him in a sharingan genjutsuso that's another additional step, that requires chakra, that he executed in 0.0000001 seconds while being completely out of chakra make it make sense
>>282481527He didn't literally see at the microscopic level, he can literally see the chakra present within the tiny bombs, so it's just like releasing gas or smoke, the bomb may be microscopic but they're not invisible to him. It's really not that hard to understand.
Deidara's level of strength definitely explains why Itachi was nudging Sasuke towards getting MangekyoHe assumed he'd need it to fight guys like that
>>282481588i dont read bort but the knowledge that faggot got to be Hokage really bothers me
>>282481333>....and Tobi is acting like a retard>even though Zetsu already KNOWS he's Obito>it's like Tobi is just method-actingI never thought about that lmao
>>282481635Anon, we're not talking about him seeing the "cloud" of C4 Garuda We're talking about when Deidara implanted nano-bombs in his bloodstream and he was able to physically look, at his arm, and through his own skin, into his blood vessels, and SEE the little spider-shaped clay bombs in his bloodstreamThe sharingan shouldn't be able to do that
>>282481647Well Naruto got suddenly sealed away in a pocket dimension (though most think he's actually just dead) so they had to pick somebody pretty quickly as an interim Even the Village Elders (yes they're still alive) constantly talk down to him and shit on him and call him "Interim Hokage" just to remind him but he's a good Hokage, he's smart. The Hokage being your strongest fighter is a dumb policy, it should be your smartest guy.
>>282477583>after party thread>for a shit dailyThe fuck?
>>282481677the "village elders" still being alive and having any influence at all is terribly upsetting, but that's Boruto for you
>>282481527Kakashi's not a reliable source for what the sharingan is truly capable ofBy his own admission he sucked with it and it wasn't compatible with his body at allHe didn't even know Mangekyo existed, and he'd technically had it since Rin died
>>282480122It's a genga sheet, similar to what >>282481172 said but for digital animation. I have about some key frames and pack of in-between assets from this episode.
>>282481653But that's what i'm talking about ? That's exactly the same principle, if he can perceive chakra with his sharingan how is he not gonna notice some foreign chakra spreading within his body ? He already had noticed before hand that Deidara was spreading the microbomb, him looking at his body was just to confirm it.
>>282481647Who else would be Hokage if Naruto can't keep the position?
>>282481713It makes me wonder why Naruto didn't just force them into retirement.
I really hated the reveal that all of Kankuro's puppets are just Sasori's hand-me-downslike really dude?you fancy yourself a puppetmaster and you didn't even build your own? Just went to the puppet store and got the Sasori #1?
>>282481557Right after revealing he had deactivated the bomb within his body he mention to Deidara that he still had a trump card in case the bomb he tested earlier during the fight went off, then he proceed to bait Deidara even more by deactivating his sharingan, and Sasuke being totally out of chakra was deidara assumption since he clearly had enough to have his sharingan activated that's not much of a stretch to think he had enough for a genjutsu. Sure the chain of events was fairly quick but it's not like Sasuke came up with this plan at the last minute .
>>282481713It seems crazy, but they're like 100 years old by now and have mega influence with the Daimyo, who is the real shot callerin the latest Boruto chapter the Daimyo sends his top guy to go and shit-talk Shikamaru even harder because of all the problems in the village recently From the interaction it's pretty clear that, by the time of Boruto, not only is the Hokage seen as basically just a puppet of the Daimyo, but they're starting to wonder if having a Ninja Village AT ALL is even necessaryDude is talking to Shikamaru like based on his evaluation, they might just....shut down Konoha entirelyWhich is insane because Shikamaru, rightfully, reminds them>Hey we're under attack by bizarre enemies unlike anything anyone on earth has ever seen. And cyborgs. And mad scientists. And we lost Naruto. We're trying our fucking best here.
>>282481989it's just poorly written. 2 of the main faggots with outdated thinking that was holding the world back who were pushed to the side in the OG series still being relevant after a whole revolution is an irreconcilable development. Boruto has a ton of stupid shit like that such as the hidden rain village
>>282481841because he didn't just notice foreign chakra spreading in his body in a vague sense, by perceiving the color of chakrawe are SHOWN VISUALLY in the MANGA PANELS that he is FOCUSING HIS EYESIGHT and PHYSICALLY ZOOMING IN to the MOLECULAR SCALEhe SAYS that's what he's doinghe TELLS Deidara that's what he just didhe PHYSICALLY SAW the bombs, he didn't just sense them, or see a hint of them in his bodyHE DEPLOYED LITERAL X-RAY VISION, WHICH THE SHARINGAN SHOULD NOT HAVE
>>282481989The Hokage doesn't have that kind of power. The Hokage serves ENTIRELY at the pleasure of the Daimyo, who the Elders are always very close with.
Why did Deidara end every sentence with HMMMMMMMMMM?
>>282477583>Do you think Sakura + Chiyo vs Sasori was good besides being the best fight where Sakura is involved?Yes, it's a fun fight. Sasori is a great introduction to Akatsuki. The puppet master gimmick is not new, but Sasori takes it to a different level than Part 1. He has this bottomless bag of tricks no ordinary person could get around, and it helps to sell him as one of the elite enemies of the story.
>>282482087It's shown to emphasize to the reader what is happening, NOWHERE is it said he saw the bomb at the microscopic level in fact he EXPLICITELY mention he can see chakra as different colors as he's explaining it to Deidara. The visual cue was for YOU the reader.
>>282478880Part 1 had a fast start but it didn't kill off any major antagonists that could be relevant in the future. Kishi kills an average of one Akatsuki per arc, and by the time we're halfway through part 2 we already lost Sasori, Hidan, Deidara, Kakuzu, Itachi and Nagato. The Akatsuki threat is neutralised and we're stuck with Zetsu and zombies.
>>282482143Back when this was released every moe girl had a sentence ender obviously, Kishimoto knew the trends
>>282482074>after a whole revolution is an irreconcilable development. Naruto is still a japanese series and they lean in more in respecting your elders than other cultures. The "revolution" didn't involve removing the old guard.
>>282482152>The visual cue was for YOU the reader.That is an entirely just an assumption, by you
>>282481588nah kakuzu notes that hidan must be alive if he's not reincarnated during the war. so unless we're to assume the single guy Kabuto couldn't manage to find was literally the easiest one to find, then it's fair to take kakuzu's claim as fact
>>282482152nta but being able to see the mines is also bullshit and goes against one of the direct counters of the sharingan. This dances right over byakugan territory too
>>282482074Yeah, wtf Naruto?you promised >>282482185He also couldn't find Jiraiya to be fair
>>282482206Listen, the lake in the Land of Rain was super deep and had tons of pressure.
>>282482061In the age of what is supposed to be peace, it really isn't necessary to have a whole military village. Things are more dedicated to industrial development which basically hints to evolving society into the modern day real world where businesses are top priority.
It's really weird how we keep talking about this series even though we hate it so fucking much
>>282482180no the assumption is saying Sasuke has been doing something that hasn't been stated when he's on page saying what he actually did, people will shit on Kishimoto for his writing but basic writing stuff like this will fly over them.
>>282482221that's mostly true but it ignores all the rogue elements that popped up including those related to the somewhat recent event that almost ended the world
>>282482192Sharingan being able to see the chakra was pretty much stated from the beginning it's one of it's core ability, and the sharingan is meant to be superior to the byakugan of course it's gonna do some of the things it does.
>>282481989it wouldn't be realistic if there weren't annoying old dudes ruining everything who are allowed to keep that position even after greenlighting the annihilation of one of their founding clansof all the frustrating shit i think having them stay and continue to do bad things that they think are for the best is the most acceptable
>>282477583So this "afterparty" thread is basically just a /nart/ thread? Is anyone even reading the chapters? Lol
>>282481976It should've been Sakura
>>282482008i do like that he ends up using father/mother/sasori puppets, but then in boruto he's literally back to the ant/crow/salamander. how could you see hiruko and not think you need to up your game?
>>282482278Most of the major, world-ending incidents in the current setting are all from the Otsutsuki or those related to them or following them. Remove that menace and most of the threats are small fry. Usually just common thugs that didn't even need Naruto and Sasuke to take care of them even when those two had all their powers.
>>282482295the counter to the sharingan is straight up supposed to be obscuring vision or breaking line of sight. Those mines were literally underground. The sharingan isn't supposed to be able to see that shit. It raising a bunch of other issues by allowing that to happen. Can it also see through trees and stuff? Of course not. It's shitty writing
>>282482345>borutoWhats that?
>>282482340>Let's make the wife of the man who helped the kid who killed the Seventh escape the next Hokage.Sound idea.
>>282482229We don't hate it we hate what it's not.
>>282482206>>282482215might be a stupid excuse, but it holds up in universe, given Konan wasn't brought back either, and she's dead in the same circumstances as jiraiya.real question is how the fuck amadou gets jiraiya? bodies don't last that long underwater lol
>>282482229Just a symptom of people who can't move on and the product of all the current manga being trash
>>282482381the strongest ninja in the naruto universe :^]
>>282482454Never heard of him...fanfaction?
>>282482206I've seen people complain about this, but what was Naruto really supposed to do to help a foreign nation that didn't really know who he was and was from a village that is basically responsible for participating in using Rain as a battlefield and killed their god and their angel?
>>282482358naruto and sasuke won't be around forever and the ayys are existential threats that even naruto/sasuke can't deal with. Cutting off your methods of fighting them before they're actually dealt with is akin to suicide
>>282482454>Gets his ass kicked by a Juubi and needs reinforcements to bail him out so he can have enough energy to flee.Not even close.
>>282477583cool
Reminder, it's never explained why the villages obey the daimyo or how they even came into power beyond "they're really wealthy".
>>282482553The daimyo funds them. All the necessities they have to sustain a village is from the daimyo.
>>282482509this is a fictitious story so any kind of nondescript business deal or alliance works. It also has the double bonus of serving as a blind spot since you can paint the focus on the rain as a reason why other threats emerged in some of the other places if you want to go the route boruto did anyway. As is it's just the worst of all worlds and makes everybody, especially Naruto, look bad
>>282482358it will always be funny to me that the majority of shinobi history was caused almost entirely by Black Zetsu shitposting on the uchiha tablet
Is anyone ITT actually old enough to have read the Sasori stuff as it was being released in Japan? I was a wee lad in high school at the time reading it on MSNgroups online and Narutofan, now I'm old and in my late 30s...
>>282482428>real question is how the fuck amadou gets jiraiya? bodies don't last that long underwater lolthere was a fan theory for a while that Amado used to work with Pain (who was building all that advanced life support machinery for Pain anyway?) and that he was able to get Jiraiya's DNA from his severed arm, which was left behind in the tunnels and didn't sink with his body Has to be the armPain would've known where it was and could've went back to get it
>>282482601I was, like, ten in 07, anon.
>>282482553Just think of it as a Country in our worldThe Daimyo are the actual governmentThe Leaf Village is simply the military arm of the governmentBy definition they are subservient to the executive above them
>>282482601I started reading the manga at the next arc because the anime caught up and i was sick of filler episodes. I was just about to start high school.
why didn't naruto just
>>282482630if it was really like our world those villages would have overthrown those jackasses within the first 2 wars and become complete military states
>>282482620It was actually released in Japan in 2005. I was 16-17In fact I read this chapter the day it came out on western fan sites online in a huge blizzard at my school's computer lab. School was ending early but I was determined to stay behind for a little bit and read it since they had better internet then me.At the same time Bleach was at the end of the Soul Society arc with the Aizen reveal and One Piece was at Water 7
>>282482428>real question is how the fuck amadou gets jiraiya?no, the REAL real question is how the fuck did Amado know that Jiraiya had a "special destiny"?That's the Toad Prophechy. Jiraiya never told another living soul about that. Pain didn't even know about it. Jiraiya and the Frogs are the only ones who knew about the prophecy and his "special destiny"So how the fuck does Amado know?Why even pick Jiraiya of all people to clone anyway, even if he didn't know? Jiraiya was - as far as someone like Amado would be concerned - just a pretty strong legendary war hero, who died fighting Akatsuki.There's no particular reason to think cloning him, and him alone, would be the KEY to everythingnone of it makes any sense, the whole Kashin Koji thing makes no sense at all unless Amado is somehow intimately related to Jiraiyawhich he isn't
>>282477706This
>>282482665>Water 7>Climax of SS>Shippuden was just kicking offNgl that sounds like a sick time to be a shounen fag.
>>282482606I personally think that theory is still possible. Amado's name even means something like "rain door". So it would fit.
>>282482665>BEHOLD, my secret black style puppets >that I bought stock, from the Sasori Store weak
>>282482587I know the story is fictitious, but if you're trying to tell a serious narrative, then you should have some level of plausible believability. Unless you have it that Konoha gave Naruto and Konoha a good name to the populace there before she died, I can't see Ame trusting Konoha.
>>282482686"storm shutter" specificallythe timing also is dubiousAmado would have had to be really young while working with Pain, some kind of prodigy or somethingI'm a big fan of the Amado-Jiraiya connection theories, but I'll be the first to admit that they are reaching a little bitstill think it would've been a great revealmuch better than the shit we've got now with his daughter which has basically been sidelined and hasn't been relevant in the manga for ages
Kankuro should've had a tanuki and weasel puppet during the war arc. Or even made puppets styled after the tailed beasts considering how drastically two jinchuriki changed his life.
>>2824826832000s was such a fun time for manga. I remember mangapanda, and other similar sites, waiting for the new chapters to drop. Better times. Better manga.
>>282482509How about not letting the pretty lady who has vowed support go off and fight without securing a means of communication and a way to back each other up. That would have helped Amegakure.
>>282482720the whole world felt the reach of the 4th war with vets from all over witnessing Naruto being ninja jesus and the general harmony between shinobi. It's not terribly difficult to create scenarios where the smaller lands have a better lot going forward or some developed niche. This applies double for the rain since it should be one of Naruto's top priorities. He even has Konan's paper flowers
>>282482728We don't really know how old Amado is. We know he had a 23 year old daughter who died 12 years ago during Part I Boruto. I've seen people deduce that Amado might be in his 50s if he was 18 and got a kid. I don't know how Nagato's timeline goes to line it up, though.
Didn't realize this was a Boruto thread
>>282482601>Is anyone ITT actually old enough to have read the Sasori stuff as it was being released in Japan? I was a wee lad in high school at the time reading it on MSNgroups online and Narutofan, now I'm old and in my late 30s...44 here, alas. I read the whole manga up to chapter 217 on NarutoMangaReturns in MSNgroups back in 2003 and kept up with it through the end.
>>282482728I don't think they necessarily have to be related. Amado could have just been one of Jiraiya's many contacts, which he had all over the place.
>>282482683>Ngl that sounds like a sick time to be a shounen fag.Height of the Big Three.
>>282482814Yeah, honestly a lot of the theory would either be bolstered greatly or immediately ruled out if we could just get a canon age for Amado
Personally, I never cared about politics in Naruto because they always narrowed down to:>The higher ups are being assholes>The main and major characters have to disobey behind their backs to get things done>Zero consequences
>>282482891>The main and major characters have to disobey behind their backs to get things doneThis never happens
>>282482891what are you talking about? Naruto and the other village kids never did anything that wasn't an officially sancitioned mission. They even went out of their way to get approval before taking action, always.That was THE cardinal sin that Sasuke committed, he was the one who broke the rules and left the village and went behind peoples backs and went rogue to do what he felt was rightNaruto was always asking Tsunade and Kakashi if it was OK. He always had mentors, and a deferrence to authority.Kakashi and the other Jonins even accepted Danzo becoming Hokage, even though they didn't like it. Because the Daimyos said so, and they are all loyal to the hierarchy of the village at the end of the day.
>>282477583There is nothing positive to say about any of this. Some people will dislike it because the bad characters are killed off by even worse characters. We are far beyond the point of pretending that Sakura or Sasuke had any redeeming qualities. It was just sloppy fights with inconsistent rules for years on end because people somehow bought into it.
>>282482534i mean he's beat by a character that's at least as strong as momo or isshi, each of whom can beat Naruto&sasuke together, showing he is pretty equatable to either of the strongest ninja ever individually (except, unlike them, he hasn't just lost his strongest power, and is trained by a literal god). he's like my 5th favorite burrito character, but he's also objectively op, and set only to get more as he cooperates w momo
The Sakura ryona was very good, her legs and ass also looked very good.
>>282482822based same for me but I'm 37 and started in summer 2004 on narutochuushin.com
>>282482672>>282482672I'm p sure he told the rain orphans, tsunade and minato/kushina, at least insofar as he told them of children of prophecy. could be misremembering there. but Naruto is also a bigmouth and likely told a fair few people about the prophecy in timebut i do agree. why not make a hashirama clone using the cells? a madara? any of the other significantly more powerful and intelligent characters (hell, even an orochimaru, who is at least way smarter, and more easily discovered, given that he's alive). when i first saw it i believed Amadou was gonna be Asuma bc they look at least kinda similar and would at least have reason for looking up to Jiraiya, but that was p dumb. i do think there's the possibility that Koji ends up being a 'bad guy' in some way, opening up a potential Naruto/boruto vs the guy who, in a sense, was teacher to both. otherwise i can't really get why he'd be reintroduced, esp without Naruto ever getting to see who he is, except for nostalgia
>>282483113I forgot about Orochimaru, since Boruto (the manga at least) treats him like he doesn't even existOrochimaru not getting to meet Amado his fellow mad scientist, and find out that Jiraiya got cloned, seems like a missed opportunity for something fun
Who the fuck reads Boruto?
>>282482672>That's the Toad Prophechy. Jiraiya never told another living soul about that. Pain didn't even know about it. Jiraiya and the Frogs are the only ones who knew about the prophecy and his "special destiny"I have a theory that Amado used Ada. She has eyehax that has her see in the past as far back as she was born. She's supposed to be 16, but she was put in stasis for an undetermined amount of time, so she might be a little older. The 4th War ended 15 years ago when Boruto starts, I think. Amado could've had her look back and Jiraiya mentioned it somewhere before he died.
>>282483149esp when Oro must have at least suspected some Otsutsuki plot, and so made a perfect sage kid to fight w boruto. you'd think konoha would reach out and look to cooperate w the whole sapient tentails problem, or amadou would to talk to the single other guy who can make effective human clones (amado more into cyborgs, oro into biological experiments, making them a perfect pair)sucks how bad the manga is at developing side characters, but hopefully the anime fleshes it out more
>>282483201look I know it's trash but I have to see how it ends at this point
>>282483208But why would Amado even think to randomly look at the entire life of some random Konoha war hero?It still doesn't make any sense. He has no reason to think Jiraiya is important at all.
>>282483201desu I'm just invested in salad and hima. I'll read the slop if my girlboss Uchiha gets to win in the end
cloning Jiraiya is just an overall weird choice for a bunch of reasons. The irony is all of Buroto invalidates the prophecy anyway unless Naruto has the greatest comeback of all time
>>282483242If you didn't drop it within the first year, you're a lost cause.
>>282483259Because Amado probably met Jiraiya in the past. Jiraiya is the kind of guy who leaves an impression on people. Years later Amado might've used Ada to somehow learn more about Jiraiya when hhe was still alive and probably told about Jiraiya's prophecy. Not to mention using this method would have Amado know where Jiraiya died and possibly get his DNA there.
>>282483310it's a monthly that takes very little time or investment to keep up withi'm not worried about impressing you with my taste in shonen lmao
>>282483201I can't even speed read it. The artwork is just painfully ugly.
>>282483291depends if you consider kk to be jiraiya or not. if so, jiraiya by extension trains boruto, who you gotta assume is gonna end Otsutsuki threat for good (otherwise why even introduce the idea of shibai and make boruto the likely cohabitation of human and Otsutsuki?), making him solve the problem that toad sage saw firsthand (Otsutsukis)
>>282483356lol divine tree villains are maybe the first interesting antagonists boruto has produced, outside of like 30 minutes of momoshiki
>>282477583Finally! Some one speaks some truth!
>>282483291It's a fucking narrative loophole. Jiraiya was supposed to take a disciple who would change the world. Jiraiya thought it would be Minato or Nagato and it eventually turned out to be Naruto. But in Boruto, through a clone, it can be written that the prophecy for change was never actually fulfilled and whoever the clone takes under their wing (Boruto) would be the actual person the prophecy was talking about because Koji genetically IS Jiraiya.Personally, I think Koji should've just been Jiraiya's bastard son from one of the many prostitutes he fucked and the kid grows up to larp as his father and have his story go along with the new gen theme.
>>282483385>Glorified theater kids>InterestingThe Shinju trees suck, dude.
>>282483358>>282483407there's also the sage's prophecy about the boy who would play with the beasts and usher in a golden age. How does Boruto go about undermining that?
>>282483463>Uh, the beasts were actually the tree people!
>>282483457I think they're kinda funny honestlyThey're silly
>>282483335And yet, you cared enough to respond and defend your shitty reasoning for reading it lol
>>282483356God damn that's atrocious
>>282483552so what? I'm just chilling
>>282483567Ikemoto really, really tries to be the next Araki.
>>282480607Anon, the Uzumaki developed a jutsu to summon a god of death to eat the soul of the enemy, Tobirama created a summon for the souls of the deceased, Tayuya might be summoning demons, Jashin isn't the only god with implications of being real.
Sakura sucks the soul out of an important dramatic fight. Besides, her powers are not suited to any of these Akatsuki members. For anyone who doesn't think Kishimoto gave her any advantages, this was one of the first of many times he bent the plot to make Sakura feel useful.
>>282484026Sakura seethers are always so delicious
>>282477583kill yourself narutard
>>282483015>each of whom can beat Naruto&sasuke togetherMomo, even after eating Kinshiki, was manhandled by those two and only a lucky shadow binding he managed to steal gave him the advantage, and Bolt is never portrayed at Isshiki's level.He's still the strongest ninja.
>>282482672I don't think it was about the toad prophecy, but more seeing he was the one who trained Naruto and brought change to the ninja world and wanted to bet on that for his plan.
>>282483201I read it.
>>282483385There was Jigen too.
>>282484327The first and last good villain in Boruto and the dude died in the same arc he debuted in.
>>282484446I like the shinju too, but yes, Jigen was the best.At least his arc was long.
>>282483463They are in a golden age of peace some threats can change this but the world and humans changed, because of Naruto
>>282484282No, he specifically mentions that he chose to clone Jiraiya because of "that man's special destiny" There's no reason for him to know anything like that
>>282484946they've had like 20 years max of relative peace and most of that was Kakashi's reign, where he invented the internet and mcdonalds at the start of Boruto, Naruto has only been Hokage for like a few years
>>282482061Imagine this happening while the Senju Bros where in power.Hashirama would maybe comply, Tobirama would send Edo Tensei suicide bombers into every Daimyo's house.
>>282482074>>282482177It's written like Harry Potter, where the inherent goodness of the system is never questioned, only the morality of whoever holds power in the system.Which is retarded because in both cases the system is horrendous and has done nothing but good for the population.
>>282482221Oh, modern day world, where military budget is almost nothing, yes.
>>282482229It's the sheer absurdity of something so clearly shit becoming the fifth (or something like that) most sold manga every.
>>282482577What's stopping the invincible ninjas to stomp the Daimyo's military and take their resources?
>>282482229It really isn't. It's been said before that it's just fun to shit on how bad this manga is.
>>282485356>Tobirama would send suicide bombersnah, that would crate more problems further down the line. Tobirama could probably just genjutsu their asses into compliance and make sure whoever got appointed after them was a Konoha puppet that knows not to fuck with ninja affairs
>>282485444Because the ninjas are soldiers, not accountants. Are they supposed to know who to finance an entire society?
Was it really to make Danzo a completely new character? You could have just given his role to the Konoha elders (or at least the male one) who were already introduced in part 1 and nothing about the story would change. It's not like they do anything significant for the plot anyway.
>>282485410A place like Konoha would just be reduced to scattered bases and camps, not a village. Meanwhile, everywhere else will be constructed into roads, houses, supermarkets, offices, and more.
>>282485500Danzo was made to introduce a deep state storyline with ROOT and also be a red herring for who "Madara" was.
>>282485520They could've just made it so that the elders were the Root leaders.
>>282485197>that man's special destinyYes, that I took to mean what he did, they continued saying that the destiny is in the genes, I didn't connect it with the prophecy.I understand your opinion anyway.
>>282485388The weird thing is that at the start, in the zabuza arc, the ninja system was aknowledged as something abhorrent that instrumentalized kids.
>>282477583I think both this arc and SRA get overhated by these threads. They're both pretty fine. All the arcs that come after the Kazekage Rescue will be really shit though.
I'm surprised the two elders aren't considered a married couple. They're always seen by the hip. All other teammates we've seen aren't that close unless they're married.
>>282482221>In the age of what is supposed to be peace, it really isn't necessary to have a whole military village. Things are more dedicated to industrial development which basically hints to evolving society into the modern day real world where businesses are top priority.Well yes, that was INITIALLY the entire theme of BorutoThe flash-forward starts with the main antagonist declaring "The Age of Shinobi is over"The first few arcs are about how evolving technology, combined with peace-time making ninjas irrelevant is starting to effect the new generation - and how they're different from their parentsCyborgs, war veterans with technological augmentations, the fact that after the war a lot of Shinobi were simply not needed anymore and some of them fell into petty bandit gangs because that's all they knowBoruto INITIALLY was dealing with all of those themesThen it just stopped doing that and became about teenage romance drama, fashion models traced from k-pop magazines, and edgy teenagers fighting aliens and tree people
>>282485571They're both gay and retarded.
>>282485542>Yes, that I took to mean what he didbut he didn't really do anythingnobody else knew about the choice he madeeven his fight with Pain was highly classified
>>282485572It's likely because the old writer (Kodachi, who both Ikemoto and Kishimoto memoryhole btw) was fired and his story and themes were booted out with him.
>>282481647Konohamarubros....
>>282485610well that's just the thing, Kodachi was canned surebut we have no idea who is actually writing Borutowhose notes they're using, what parts of them they're using, nobody knowsI don't think it even has a credited "writer" just artist and creator
>>282481976>>>282485620
>>282485620Should've learned sage mode I dunno what to tell you big guy
>>282485658It's Kishimoto's drafts that get modified by Ikemoto. They're technically both the "writers" with Ikemoto as the lead, but the company still doesn't bother to give any credit.
>>282481976Kabuto
>>282485620>>282485670Konohamaru's dream is probably jeopardized because the daimyo's attendant took him into custody for questioning for defending Boruto and interacting with him. So if Shikamaru gets impeached, he'll probably be replaced by some toady the elders handpicked or something.
>>282480220Wasn't there a statement about how multiple people tried to become immortal through Jashin rituals but died in the process? I don't think Oro would want to risk that.
>>282485806I think it was from the databook. Which means we have no idea if Kishimoto cares about those details or not.
>>282485720I really doubt Kishimoto is that involved anymoremy hunch is that it's been the Ikemoto Show for quite a while now
>>282486154Kishimoto already explained he writes drafts in the french interview and him and Ikemoto will sometimes discuss how things will proceed. It's still mainly Ikemoto's manga, though.
>>282485774With the Elders' track record of good judgement, I'm sure they would select Kabuto He is very trustworthy and extremely loyal to Konoha - forever. Itachi made sure.You can bet on that
Tobirama’s death was an inside job.
>>282486191ROOT also gangstalked Kakashi's dad into killing himself
Would Sasuke have been able to beat Sasori at this point?
>>282480220According to the third databook, it's not enough just to worship Jashin.There was some forbidden ritual done to make Hidan immortal, and he was the first successful test case.
>>282486247It'll be revealed Orochimaru knew the ingredients to Sasori's poison and made Sasuke immune. Sasori will proceed to seethe over his ex-snake boyfriend fucking him over.
>>282486247If Kishi is the one writing then yes.
>>282479631People shit on Deku, but here’s Naruto placing in 4th. And came really close to being also surpassed by fucking Iruka
>>282486436I still don't understand how Iruka had so much staying power on polls. Were there that many fujos voting?
>>282486247I don’t think he can asspull his way out of being poisoned.
poison/antidote is such shitty battle writing every time>teehee if you get scratched even once youre dead!if poison is so strong, why doesn’t every character use it? it takes no skill to use, you only need a tiny drop of poison to kill yet need an entire vial of antidote to counter it. poison destroys worldbuilding practically every time as the writer never thinks about it beyond the scope of the fight
>>282486494Orochimaru made him immune to poison.
>>282486599>if poison is so strong, why doesn’t every character use it?For the same reason that Neji could kill his opponents by simply striking the chakra points in their hearts once but instead he has a move where he throws 64 jabs at them instead.
>>282475646Holy fuck this Sasori fight really drags on. They haven't even gotten to Sasori's other puppets yet.
>>282486599I agree but only a little. More characters should use poison or similiar tactics beyond just spamming their jutsu’s. But also poison for some characters is just pointless, since they have much more lethal ways to kill their opponents.
>>282486659It's faster than the anime version. I remember a whole choppy sequence dedicated to Sakura and Chiyo dodging Hiruko's attacks
>>282486247No, he hadn't killed and absorbed Orochimaru yet so he didn't have the vague "white snake" boostHe can try to dodge all he wants but he will eventually get hit and get poisonedagainst Sasori all it takes is being wounded once and you are done His Chidori variants and maybe even Kirin might serve him well but you're still just destroying puppets. Maybe he could see that the "real body" is just the plug from the beginning, but even then, I don't think Sasuke in the beginning of Part 2 had a real answer to something like the 3rd Kazekge puppet and Iron Sand
>>282486624It's also worth noting that Orochimaru was Sasori's former partner in Akatsukiso he knows him wellbut Sasori also said he creates new poisons constantly, which are almost impossible to reverse-engineer without having experienced them firstthink of it as sasori constantly updating his recipechanging his password
>>282486719>My newly enhanced poison now takes two days and 23 hours to kill you! Have fun!
>>282486755it might not kill you immediately but it does take you out of the fightthere's a reason they took dodging it so seriouslythey wouldn't have won without a pre-prepared fast-acting antidotea win is a win
sasori lovesasori cute
>>282486791Sakura in fanfiction...
>>282486791sasori dead
>Deidara trains his eye to not fall for genjutsu>he falls for genjutsu anywayIt really was just the worst fight in the entire franchise honestly, because at this point the world of Naruto WAS still cool and the world building/characters etc. were still on point. But Deidara just really, really had to die and the whole fight did him damn dirty.
>>282486247He barely survived against Deidara who was weaker than Sasori so probably not.
Can Sasori use the Third's iron to crush people's entire bodies like Gaara does with his hand? Could Kimimaro tank it with his bone armor?
Can Sasori use the Third's iron to crush people's entire bodies like Gaara does with his sand? Could Kimimaro tank it with his bone armor?
>>282486977He underestimated the ocular prowess of the Uchiha clan and sharingan.
>>282485570>They're both pretty fineThey're dogshit, just way less dogshit than 90% of what comes after, so by comparison they're maybe worth saving.
>>282487201Sasori and Gaara could put sand in his lungs and kill him through suffocation
>>282487201Sasori could just emit a huge poison cloud and what's Kimimaro going to do?
>>282482664Are you retarded?
>>282480117My guess is he didn't want her to overshadow Sakura too much. And also didn't want them to feel similar with all that self-flagellation, to answer >>282477282Also it's funny how he writes all these moments in part 1 with Sasuke and the others giving Sakura shit for fixating on boys and not doing what is expected of shinobi and then writes Hinata to be exactly like what he criticized with no irony or self-awareness whatsoever. He tries to make Sakura feel like a three-dimensional character who learns from her experiences with one hand and then writes Hinata as lovesick, one-dimensional and un-ninjalike as possible with the other. It's like he wanted to remind us how badly he could really treat Sakura if he wanted to.
>>282487329NTA, but the USA exist as an independent state because they didn't want to pay taxes to the British and when they rebelled they were not a military reality strong enough to win by themselves, with most of the work being done by French, who saw this as a proxy war with England.Konoha is basically a military superpower that could stomp the entire planet and yet never rebels against a much weaker oppressive state that forces them to constantly send their kids to die in battle.They have all the reasons in the world to rebel.
>>282487399Konoha is a single military base you retard.
>>282487276The question was about whether Kimimaro could withstand the iron sand or not. Sasori automatically nodiffs both Kimi and Itachi because their ninja aids makes them vulnerable to any sort of poison.
>>282487416This is like saying Superman is a single person, he cannot win against the combined strenght of all the world's military forces.Oh, wait, he can, because he's stronger that anything our world can muster.Tell me how the fuck the Fire Nation Army of dudes who swing swords around can do anything about any of the top tier ninja gods that modify reality that Konoha produces.
>>282487486You are genuinely too uneducated to be having this conversation. Just understand that the military doesn't rule for a reason.
>>282487513>the military doesn't rule for a reasonYou're totally uneducated.History is a bunch of military dudes getting into power one after the other and ruling because they have military power.There has never been a moment in history where the military HASN'T ruled.
>>282487567Wrong again. You're retarded.
>>282487574>No argumentI guess Caesar rose to power because he was very good with words.
>>282480858Finally>OWATCH OUT ANONS>0NO DON'T
>>282487276coat the inside of his lugs with bone
>>282477706>amounts to nothing in the story>is yet another tragic example of how the Shinobi system destroys people (Chiyo openly says this)>complements one of the best written female characters in Naruto right after Kushin (Chiyo)>gives Sakura one of her best fights in the series>allows Team 7 to meet Sasuke againBruh
>>282487201Iron Sand is stronger than Gaara's sand in every single way Anything Gaara's sand can do, Iron Sand can do it better it is a 100% straight upgrade
>>282478242Wait, was the cave specifically one of their hideouts? Wasn't it just a random cave they found to be safe when sealing? Like, we see Itachi and Kisame being in the open (and Kakuzu & Hidan later on), but I guess it's not as important for them since they're not carrying the Jinchuuriki.
>>282482729Did Kankuro ever make any puppets of his own?
>>282487688Nope
>>282480117>Why isn't she a healerBecause he already had 4 other girls from the "main" cast (Sakura, Ino, Tsunade and Shizune) be healers, and having Hinata be one too would've felt too redundant.
>>282487330>He tries to make Sakura feel like a three-dimensional character who learns from her experiencesI mean, she really doesn't. Even in part 2 she still has an extremely irrational obsession with Sasuke, even after everything he's done. At least Hinata being in love with Naruto feels less forced since he isn't a terrorist psychopath.
>>282487660>another tragic example of how the Shinobi system destroys peopleThe moral of Naruto is that the system is good, otherwise Naruto would have fought to change it, he wants to system to stay with "good people" (him) at the helm, so this point is moot
>>282487731Yeah, it's been years since I've read Naruto and haven't touched Boruto but how exactly did Naruto solve the cycle of hatred without abolishing or at least reforming the shinobi system??Can someone explain this to me like I'm retarded?
>>282487757>how exactly did Naruto solve the cycle of hatredHe didn't. He just got himself the position he wanted.
>>282487774You can't be serious. Naruto wanted to become a Hokage to be acknowledged and loved by the village who hated him. He accomplishes that by Pain arc. His main goal shifts to resolving the cycle of hatred, as Jiraya inspired him to, as he literally talks to about this to Nagato.Am I misremembering things? Are you just trolling me?
>>282487807>he literally talks to about this to NagatoYes, and his solution is "trust me bro, I too was a student of Jiraya, so if I get the position of power I'll make the cycle of hatred go away, I know what you want."He becomes Hokage and does nothing to the system itself, if the Fire Nation ordered Konoha to attack Amegakure they would do it.
>>282487330What I find worse is how Kishi never bothers to bring up the whole Hyuga tradition of enslaving the Branch family ever again, even after Naruto marries a Hyuga and has someone from the Branch die in the war to protect. Like, seriously, are the Branch cuck cages ever brought up again in Boruto? Did they stop using them offscreen? Did Naruto forget that he promised Neji he'll change the Hyuga, like how he forgot he promised Nagato he'll save the Rain Village?
>We should improve society somewha-RASENGAN!!!-naruto shippuden
>>282481976Orochimaru
>>282487850What about the idea that this change is supposed to be gradual and Naruto's leadership will inspire that?>if the Fire Nation ordered Konoha to attack Amegakure they would do it.Naruto would disobey that order if there wasn't a good reason for that.
>>282487807>Are you just trolling me?If you have to ask the answer is always yes
>>282481976Neji if he was alive.
>>282487891>What about the idea that this change is supposed to be gradual and Naruto's leadership will inspire that?headcanon
>>282488027Why? It's a fair interpretation.
>>282480117>If it's purely for emotional support then why doesn't she become some kind of therapist insteadThere were so many moments where she could've been there for Naruto yet Kishimoto just doesn't capitalize on them. Even after Jiraya's death, arguably his lowest point, it's Shikamaru who cheers him up. It's easier to make Naruto say that she was always by his side than to show it, i guess.
>>282488069Naruto is never shown talking to any Fire Nation authority about it, and when possible changes to the Chuunin Exams are discussed he rejects them because the exams are sacred and must reveal the true strenght of a shinobi, meaning the wants the ritual that only exists to produce child soldier to be kept as is.He has the authority to change a lot of things and does nothing.
>>282488113>Even after Jiraya's death, arguably his lowest point, it's Shikamaru who cheers him upMan, Shikamaru's wank is on another level.
>>282488113>>282488138Naruto needed someone with 300+ EI (emotional inteligence), not some slag that would wimper on his shoulder
>>282488113It would've been a better opportunity for Sakura or Hinata to do it.
>>282487708Then don't have Ino being a healer???
>>282487708Being a healer would arguably suit her better than trying to be Neji's clone. But it would require Kishimoto to actually admit that Hiashi and Neji were wrong and there's more than one way to be useful and to write an actual pacifist amongst the cast. And she couldn't be a genjutsu user because reasons.
>>282488205When did Hinata ever do that? And what the fuck does Shikamaru know about emotional support?
>>282488311>Get over it you pussy, here's some barbecueAsuma, probably.
>>28248260131 here, I caught up just as the Hidan-arc was about to end. The debut of the Rasenshuriken was my first new chapter, so must have been January 2007. Also read it on MSNgroups.
>>282480220>and if you worship him you become immortalbut have you thought about the implications? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaffHmvr9BU
>>282486247Next arc he manhandles effortlessly Sakura, Naruto, Sai and Yamato so I guess he simply dodges all the attacks and chidori him through Hiruko, despite how retarded this sounds.
>>282488430Apparently Orochimaru stopped Sasuke right before Yamato "got serious" so there is that.
>>282480117As hacky as that would be, having Hinata end up in Tsukuyomi survivors group and somehow help out with defeating Kaguya is the only way i see to give her a satisfying arc. That'd also give more time for her and Naruto to interact and make the Last less contrived. Her interacting with Obito would be interesting as well.
>>282481976Hey, that's a good idea for a thread.>Post literally any character that'd do more for the village and world peace than Naruto
>>282488502I already hated how Obito being there felt like a third wheel in what was supposed to be the final fight for the original team 7. I don't think best girl should've been there as well.
>>282487731When Black Zetsu clains of being ninja history he's absolutely right, Naruto tries defending it stating people like Minato are ninja history, missing the point they were all just zetsu's victims, he shouldn't be defending that system, because it's what brought them to death, just like he shouldn't be saying taht Obito was the coolest guy because he's the cause of the problems in his and Sasuke's lives.
>>282488113>SHIKAMARU SHIKAMARU SHIKAMARUHidan should've won.
>>282488502Kishi should've just bit the bullet and made Hinata the reincarnation/chosen one of Hamura. That still ended up being a plot point in The Last so it's not like he would be wrecking his mythology anymore than he already did. Basically just give her the mark of the moon and have her give it over to Sasuke. Alternatively, make her the vessel for Kaguya and just fucking kill her, bring her back in The Last or something.
>>282488568Please understand, Kishi just had the characters say anything because the manga was almost over and he could finally have a normal life.
>>282488639I legit have no idea why wasn't Hyuga clan used to foreshadow Kaguya at any point. That could've even been Neji and Hinata's side-plot unrelated to main story, deciphering ancient books and such, visiting/unearthing ancient ruins etc.
>>282488639That sounds like an asspull. Might as well make Sakura the reincarnation of Hagoromo's secret third kid as well.
>>282488675I really don't understand Kishi.He seems to have a grudge against his own manga because it made him rich and famous, and thus became his responsability to keep it going... and this is bad?Like, I've never read a mangaka like Kishi, who hates that he has to draw and write for a job.The excuse "it went on for too long" doesn't make sense, I can't recall any mangaka whose series went on about the same or even longer than Naruto with anything resembling Kishi's attitude towards his own work.Even a notorious slacker like Toriyama, who just had to end DB because he he was drawing weekly for almost 20 years if you consider Dr. Slump, showed any sort of grudge against his work.
>>282488728>why wasn't Hyuga clan used to foreshadow Kaguya at any pointKishi probably came up with the Kaguya about 20 chapters before she appeared lmao
>>282488728It was supposed the answer why some think the sharingan is derived from the byakugan. Moon Mommy had the byakugan and the original rinnesharingan that mutated into the rinnegan and sharingan.
>>282488762Drawing manga, especially for a weekly magazine, is borderline slavery in Japan. His entire life was dedicated to eating and sleeping enough to draw the next batch of pages. He did this for a decade and a half. Toriyama was a special case. I think it was said he would slack off for the entire week and then churn out entire pages for a chapter in a day to meet the deadline.
>>282488865>Toriyama was a special caseExcept every other mangaka of long running series don't act like Kishi.Mashima? Kubo? Araki? Oda? Itagaki? Morikawa? Ohkubo?They will say that yes, drawing weekly manga is hard, but NONE have the attitude of Kishi.
It really just feels like Kishi hated the Hyuga and/or he regretted ever creating them. >never bring up the Branch family forehead cuck cage or the disputes between the Main and Branch families ever again>wank the Sharingan nonstop while the Byakugan is left forgotten in the dust>never develop Hinata even though she's the mc's love interest>hype Neji up to be an incredible ninja from "the strongest clan in Konoha" in part 1 and even make him a jonin unlike the rest of the Konoha kids, only for him to not do anything in Shippuden and die a really pitiful and meaningless death>finally create the Tenseigan so that the Hyugas can have their own version of the Rinnegan, but none of the Hyugas can ever achieve it and it's only another power boost for the Otsutsuki aliens
>>282481976
>>282483291>cloning JiraiyaLiterally every tidbit of plot I hear about Boruto makes me think I'm the victim of an elaborate trolling campaign.
>>282488925I'll just take it as Naruto went on for far longer than he wanted. The war seemed to be where the fatigue started to really settle in. I was one of those who read this chapters weekly (along with the breaks) and the final phases of the war felt like it shit was just happening just for the sake of progressing to the end. Even the fans by that point were just waiting for the end because all the time they've spend and invested in the series. There were still cool moments, but goddamn you could tell Kishimoto wanted this shit done and was doing the best he could not to just rush things outright. Kishimoto also confessed that he missed his honeymoon with his wife because he had to do the manga and I'm pretty sure Naruto's relationship with Boruto in the movie was based on the strained relationship he had with his kid because he was so busy drawing and writing the manga. He definitely feels like Naruto interfered with his personal life too much. But I don't think he hates it. He still draws stuff for it and acts a little protective over it and thinks about the stuff he could've did when he was still working on it.
>>282489061What annoys me is that Naruto never found out Jiraiya was cloned and never met him either. No one even knows he's a clone either except the scientist that created him and the ayy leader of the organization he worked for who is dead.
>>282488639That special thing about Hinata is that she's not special at all, that would suck.
>>282488933Not to mention the Tenseigan's power was just giving the user a Dollar Tree version of Naruto's chakra cloak and orbs and got defeated by literally one punch from Naruto. Shit sucked. Felt like something written by the Naruto Fanfiction Wiki.
>>282486296they are such a cute couple...... imagine just how much cuter mitsuki would be if he had two ambiguously sexed dads......
>>282488933The Hyuuga got TOO popular for his liking.You can tell he was FUMMING when Hinata and/or Neji were beating shikamaru in the polls, hell the very arc where we see the Byakugan beating the sharingan in a poll is also the one where it got nerfed while the latter received a huge buff.
>>282489814Why did Kishi love Uchiha so much?
>>282489891They are the main villain and rival family, you should be asking why he likes the InoShikacho so much.
>>282488925>>282488865I've heard people say Oda actually still enjoys drawing manga/One Piece, even after all this time of doing it weekly. Wonder if that's true.
>>282489891because Sasuke and Itachi's backstory reminded him of his relationship with his own brother, back when he was the up and coming successful mangaka meanwhile all of kishi's manuscripts were getting rejected left right and center
Not gonna lie, it kind of feels like the Susanoo would have fitted the Hyugas a lot more than the Uchihas. The Hyugas have already been shown to be able to emit chakra from their entire bodies, and it would've been somewhat logical for their rotation palm technique to evolve into an ability that lets them create a giant avatar made of chakra around them. Meanwhile, the Susanoo has fuck all to do with the Sharingan or any of its other powers.
>>282481557>then somehow he summoned MANDA, a fucking boss summon, while being too chakra-exhausted to even stand up>then he jumped in Manda's mouth and reverse-summoned him>in about 0.0000001 secondsIt's true but Kishi could have easily cut off the POV earlier and gave Sasuke more time to do the thing and or make Deidara react>Its too late for that!but not show what Sasuke was doing so until the reveal. So its a valid complaint but easily could have been avoided by Kishi so, not really valid after all.
>>282482033>Right after revealing he had deactivated the bomb within his body he mention to Deidara that he still had a trump card in case the bomb he tested earlier during the fight went offI don't think he was talking about Manda. Probably foreshadowing Kirin to snipe a target in the air. >>>282482152>The visual cue was for YOU the reader.This discussion made me reread the fight towards the end and I'm pretty sure this is not a cue just for the reader lol
>>282481557>>282481609>>282482033I think the problem with the great snake escape is that later on we'd find out Deidara didn't even saw Sasuke attempting to escape, which implies Sasuke summoned Manda AFTER the explosion and still had time to do all that.
>>282482340>>282482383I mean, people IRL elect genuine felons, it wouldn't be TOO unrealistic.
>>282482383I don't get this kind of reasoning, Sakura wasn't involved.Shouldn't she be kicked out of her hospital job and be in jail by the same logic?
>>282490147The Hyugas got robbed so hard by the sharingan. its supposed to be demi-god tier yet its only used as a map hack
>>282490871>her hospital jobThat's not a political job.
>>282491028So it's better to trust a "felon" with your health?It's not like she can secretly send money to Sasuke anyway.
>>282486247Sasuke doesn't win any of his fights without some sort of bullshit.
>>282480220>worship jashin
>>282482601I was in high school I remember the first 2 month when everyone thought Deidara was a girl and she and Sasori were married.
How strong is Kisame exactly? He's one of the simpler akatsuki member jutsu / attack wise but he seems to be just behind Itachi power wise
>>282493009Zetsu < Hidan < Konan < Deidara < Sasori < Kakuzu < Kisame < Orochimaru < Itachi < Pain < Obito
>>282493009Kisame is so strong he can only lose to contrived bullshit matchups.
>>282493009Does he even have a kekkei genkai? But he's like the strongest water user in the series. He doesn't have many counters. Especially his water dome prison jutsuSage mode should be effective on him though. It's not chakra after all
>>282493009If you ignore Genjutsu hax, he’s stronger than Itachi powerwise. Even with Susanoo I don’t think he could beat transformed Kisame. I’d put him on Jiraiya level.
>>282493217>Sasori. Deidara and Kisame below OroCome on man.
>>282493009For some reason he is stupid stronk>explicitly stated in chapters 256 that his 30% chakra clone had as much chakra as Naruto by Neji>forced Gai to open six Gates just for the 30% clone>later, seven gates and even then he was without Samehada>fucked Killer B up>captured the 4-Tails alone (Itachi didn't fight)>broke Yamato Wood Release Stocks>casual Kage-level Water jutsu without breaking a sweat>for some reason was also a master of Earth, Fire and Wind jutsuHe is literally build different
>>282493009>>282493244Can Samehada eat Susanoo / Amaterasu? it can eat Bijuu's chakra just fine
>>282493217The biggest Orochimaru glaze I've read so far.
>>282493313Kisame learned earth style just for the aesthetic of using Samehada as a shark fin in the ground the guy was a peak ninja who started fucking around because he already maxed out water style.
>>282493310Kisame is debatable but>Oro below Sasori or Deidaralmao
>>282493239Nah, he doesn't have special bloodline shit. He's a normal guy who just have way too much chakra for some reason and very good at water jutsus
>>282493239The fins and fish look are the kekkei, but we don't know if that actually does anything beyond assuming it lets him breathe underwater.
>>282493326Chakra is chakra.
>>282493351Orochimaru is usually put just under the Doujutsu Trio, even though it's difficult to see how he would handle Deidara or Kisame.
>>282493326Kisame absorbed Killer B's chakra cloak, that basically works like Susanoo, so yeah why not.
>>282493217It’s more like>Obito>Pain>Deidara>Sasori>Kidame>Itachi>Konan>Kakuzu>Hidan>ZetsuStatements don’t really match what they have shown.
>>282493326I think his shark bombs could eat Amaterasu but not Samehada, Kisame has like two variants of the preta path somehow but neither is quite equivalent.
>>282493432How would he even handle Sasori, let alone Deidara or Kisame. Does he even win a fight in the series other than the almost double suicide with Hiruzen?
>>282493326What the fuck is even Samehada. It can eat 6 tails in one gulp
>>282493224>so strong Kishi had to remove him in the most forced way possible
>>282493239Kishimoto often comes up with cool concepts then never fully explains them. In a way this saves a lot of characters becasue his full explanations are often awful. We might never know why Kisame is a shark, how Sasori pulled of the last steps of turning himself into a puppet, what the actual fuck Kakuzus tentacles monsters were, and if Jashin was real or not but the mystery might be saving these things from an even worse fate.
>>282493550something something Ootsutsuki something something
>>282493615Well it does prefer tailed beast chakra so
>>282493217>>282493496People tend to underestimate Zetsu a lot.So did Madara
>>282493633jonin Chojuro victim
>>282493514>SasoriHe already got beaten by Sakura and a granny.>DeidaraHebi Sasuke said that he was still weaker than healthy Orochimaru and could only kill him because he was on his death bed. Same Sasuke killed Deidara. >Kisame Was shitting himself at the concept of fighting Jiraiya, who is equal to or weaker than Orochimaru.
>>282493496Deidara says Sasori was stronger than him. It's really hard to scale Deidara since Kishi wants you to act like he's a middle-of-the-road Shippuden-level threat but he does fucking insane shit like this.
>>282493326>Samehada vs Gentle FistTruly a battle for the ages.
>>282493799I still don't get why he didn't just spam C0's and C4's when he became an immortal reanimation with infinite chakra.
>>282493740Itachi was probably psyching him out of fighting Jiraiya the entire walk to the village.
>>282493514Sasori's poison wouldn't work on Orochimaru, He had Kabuto keeping tabs on him and Kakashi later told Sakura that Sasuke was made immune to all known poisons by Orochimaru.
>>282493799Deidara is the Kidomaru of the akatsuki
>>282493859He probably couldn't gather the threshold of chakra to do his higher tier techniques. They have infinite suppressed max output.
How do you pronounce Deidara?>Deh-i-dara>Dei-dara>Dei-DAH-ra
>>282493740>He already got beaten by Sakura and a grannyThat had the perfect counters to his toolkit and he started becoming retarded midway>Hebi Sasuke saida bunch of bullshit, this is what he said, how the fuck does Oro counter C4 while Deidara is in the skies? Kishi had to pull the retarded Sharingan perfect counter out of his ass>Was shitting himself at the concept of fighting Jiraiyafake, he wanted to fight, Itachi ordered to run away, Kisame trusted his orders and then even asked why did they run away, saying that Itachi alone could have defeated Jiraya
>>282493916This is the shit that Hinata would do with time travel.
>>282493943The second one
>>282493859>I still don't get why he didn't just spam C0's and C4's when he became an immortal reanimation with infinite chakra.He got nerfed by plot-induced stupidity. Otherwise he would have wiped out whole divisions.
>>282493966Getting a womb tattoo?
>>282493877Okay, poison is out.Puppet army's greatest strenght is the poison, so they're out too.Iron Sand?
>>282494003No becoming a jinchuriki to the yang kurama so she and Naruto could be twinsies.
>>282494018>Hinata is for wincest
>>282494017Orochimaru is just much harder to kill than Sasori. He would eventually get Sasori's heart plug with Kusanagi. Remember that Orochimaru was totally confident in facing Sasori even without his arm-souls.
>>282494110You know what, you convinced me. Oro beats Sasori.Kisame or Deidara? No way
>>282494104So a Hanabi/Hinata sandwich for naruto?
>>282494147What could Kisame even do to counter Orochi? For Deidara it would just end with him nuking himself again like canon and Orochi surviving.
>>282494147There should be a way for deidara but it's hard imagining oro's doing well in Kisame's water dome.
>>282494017We'll see it a bit latter in the storytime, but according to Chiyo Sasori was willingly getting red puppet destroyed because it improve his control and he was trying to bait them into overconfidence. Beside Kazekage he also have a wide arsenal of human puppet with their own jutsu we just never saw in use. He's been operating for years and was buddy with Orochimaru, you can't tell me those two freaks didn't go on little escapade to ambush powerful shinobi and steal their thing back in the days.
>>282494214Water Dome
>>282493976>whole divisionsIf Kabuto was smart the entire win con of the army would be to just transport Deidara towards key battle sites and have him nuke himself like five times in a row before moving onto the next area.
>>282493859>spamming C0I think he said it was against his art.
>>282494217Orochimaru's like Mayuri of Naruto. he would just summon modified water creature or something
>>282494219>go on little escapade to ambush powerful shinobi and steal their thing back in the daysCan't help but imagine a group of KakuzumOrochi,Sasori and Hidan just killing someone and just distributing the body like a caught pig, Hidan gets his death ritual, Kakuzu keeps the heart, Sasori the body and Oro gets samples for experimenting.
>>282494260>have him nuke himself like five times in a row>RISE ANS SHINE SWEET PRINCE>NOO I'VE KILLED MYSELF THREE TIMES ALREADY TODAY>GET YOUR FUCKING BIRD READY AND FLY YOU KAMIKAZE ARTIST
>>282494214Kisame has way more chakra than Orochimaru and can just use his giant water bubble + thousands of sharks to eat Orochimaru bite by bite and exhaust his ability to vomit out new bodies to heal himself. Orochimaru does not want to get in a battle of attrition with Kisame no more than anyone else would.
>>282494326Kisame's also really tanky and has regeneration
>>282494311>The group regulary get into heated debate like RPG player arguing on how to split the loot>Meanwhile the poor fuck at their feets under Sasori poison hear all of it but is powerless to even moveGrim
>>282493799Yea, this would just wipe out Sasori, Pain 100%
>>282494258>Water DomeWhy not just use kawarimi to switch places outside the dome? or even break the dome by using summons .
>>282494375>Pain 100%I forgot, is it a one large blast or continuous? If he times it well he can still allmighty push it, but if continuous he's kinda fucked
>>282494375I could see sasori pulling a series of defense oriented puppet to play matrioshka doll into honestly.
>>282494385The dome's moving with him and he's super fast in water. Kisame could just move the dome to the new location
Orochimaru had Hashirama and Tobirama(and wanted Kimmimaro too) with him when he jumped Hiruzen because he was unconfident that he couldn't take him down safely alone, and he still fucking lost his arms. You can't convince me this motherfucker would do anything but run away when faced against Kisame. A dude who very well could've beaten B.
>>282494447Hiruzen was the strongest ever, the God of Shinobi, of course Oro would have been terrified.
>>282494447That's just part 1 inconsistent powerscaling, realistically Orochi summoning the two hokages would have wiped out the whole village.
>>282494447Kisame did lose decisively to Guy, but... Guy probably beats Orochimaru too!
>>282494275Nigger Kabuto is the one controlling his actions, why would he give a shit about that?
>>282494493>realistically Orochi summoning the two hokages would have wiped out the whole village.He was going to do that once he was done with Hiruzen. He really didn't need their help with Hiruzen, he just chose to fuck around too much.
>>282494326>Kisame has way more chakra than OrochimaruNot really.
>>282494512It's kinda weird that they hyped Guy to be Kisame's rival. It's more like natural predator
>>282494512>Kisame did lose decisively to GuyWithout Samehada
>>282494512Death Gate Guy stomp like 99% characters of this work, it's almost absurd.
>>282494447And he could whip out Edo Hashirama and Tobirama against Kisame if he wanted two. >muh living sacrificesIf Kisame is allowed to bring Samehada in every fight he's in then Orochimaru is allowed to bring the coffins with Zaku and Kin's bodies.
>>282494493>part 1 inconsistent powerscalingAre you implying that the powerscaling gets better and more consistent afterwards? LMAO
>>282494550>It's kinda weird that they hyped Guy to be Kisame's rival. It's more like natural predatorGuy is also Kakashi's rival but he makes him look like complete shit without the Kamui h4x that Kakashi almost never uses effectively.
>>282494512Kisame was pretty nerfed from being stuck in Samehada for a few weeks and was more focused on getting out of there than fighting, but yeah, Gai pretty handily beat him since the dude is ridiculous by every metric and apparently the one counter to super Shark Bomb.
>>282494447And Orochimaru isn't allowed to use edos against Kisame because...
>>282493009Kishi makes him stronger and stronger with each appearance. He is honestly the most solid character in the Akatsuki with no blemishes. Died on his terms too.
>>282494623Carrying a sword is a lot less prep-timey than having a sacrifice, summon, and DNA of whoever he's trying to resurrect on hand at all times.
>>282494630NoI mean how inconsistent it is due to how retarded it is in part 2
>>282494607It's too funny how Kishi managed Guy>Six gates needed for 30% Kisame clone>Seven Gates for unarmed KisameWhich is already a strange scaling if you think about it, but then>Eight Gate almost kills Ten Tails MadaraI can see Kishi just making shit up because he hyped Madara too much and had to do something stupid to solve it, but then his editor told him that fucking Might Guy was not allowed to be the one to defeat the final boss
>>282494548We know Orochimaru's chakra reserves are not amazing because he wasn't able to master sage mode. You need a ton of chakra to overtake the natural energy you take in, and Orochimaru couldn't do it.
>>282494742Ok, but in hypotetical powerscaling one cannot discard and cherrypick only the chapters that one thinks aren't retarded, you have to accept everything that is shown.Hiruzen was so strong that Oro needed both Senju brothers to ambush him and even then it was a close call.
>>282494515Kabuto left partial control to his subordinates, with them being aware but forced to fight.
>>282493496Why is Itachi so low
>>282494767Isn't seven gate more like last resort since he has no other option fighting using taijutsu in the water?
>>282494784>Sage Mode KisameOh boy
>>282494714He could just carry the bodies in a scroll or something. He also just needs a few drops of blood to ressurect them.
>>282494870>e also just needs a few drops of blood to ressurect them.Since fucking when? Does that mean Orochimaru killed Zaku and Kin just for shits and giggles?
>>282494870The sacrifices must be alive though. You can't shove alive person into a scroll
>>282494852Yeah, he was really in a pickle.
>>282494840Because others are just that cracked
>>282494866If Kisame had sage mode he'd have actually succeeded where Pain failed.
>>282494907I was referring to the DNA needed for the ones being revived. >>282494947You can just keep them in the scrolling after doing the edo ritual
Gai is so fucking funny because Kishi had to write him out of the Pain arc and only show up at the very end because he knew people would be asking "why doesn't he just use the gates?" and Kishimoto didn't have an answer to that.
>>282494840The assumption has to be made that Itachi is almost dead from turbo cancer and is only barely conscious because of drugs.
>>282495080Itachi owns Sasori, Kisame and Deidara. You are the one smoking crack.
>>282495134he didn't have if he didn't nerf the drawbacks of the gates so much or made the fights more clever against a guy who's all speed and strength
>>282495134Honestly the way they handled his character was pretty annoying. He's just Lee 2.0, and I hate how they had to pause the war arc to explain his backstory, which wasn't needed at all.
>>282494784Not him, and obviously Kisame comically surpass in reserves Oro, but we don't know why Oro failed to achieve sage mode.
>>282480220you could just do the forbidden Time Travel jutsu by the Hokage ninjas so you get cursed with immortality which means you'll see all your loved ones die and witness eternal suffering at the end of the world.
>>282495235War arc is filled with unnecessarily garbage, we didn't need Kakuzu and Asuma again, we didn't need Naruto vs A3 and we DEFINITELY didn't need SHITfune.
>>282495344BUT HANZO THO?!DON'T YOU CARE ABOUT MIFUNE AND HANZO?!?
>>282495383We need at least two Tayuya cameos.
>>282495344I have a strong feeling half the garbage in War Arc was Kishi having no clue what to do to solve the mess he wrote and just making up filler to come up with something, and half his editors telling him what characters needed a final spotlight.
>>282495383Hanzo was fine but honestly his existence is among many things that leaves you wanting more from the world around the series. There's so much left on the table in terms of worldbuilding
Unless Orochimaru is caught off-guard or otherwise instantly disabled (like how Itachi can), he can use his bullshit seals to instawin and only other fuuinjutsu experts can do anything about it, which the majority of Akatsuki ostensibly aren't.
>>282494416it's a chakra explosion so it just gets absorbed lol. easiest pain win possible
>>282495576Hiruzen almost sealed him in Shinigami Stomach Eternal Torture and only escaped by crippling himself for years.
>>282495666>and only other fuuinjutsu experts can do anything about it
>perfect opportunity to have Neji interact with his dead father>Hizashi is mostly dealt off-screen with only Hiashi talking to him>InoSHITcacaCho get yet another full fledged fight with KakuzuI wish i could go back in time and create Naruto before kishimoto.
>>282495383Hanzo and Mifune were kino the fuck are you saying
GODruzen fought off the first, second, and Orochimaru all while shitting in his adult diaper at the ripe old age of 70.
>>282488734>That sounds like an asspullCorrect, just like everything in the last 300 chapters. And fucking the Last that actually has Hinata meet Hamura.
>>282495750I like how Minato canonically killed a thousand Rock ninjas in a single battle but featless Hiruzen was apparently strong enough to widely be known as the GOD OF SHINOBI in a world where Hashirama and Madara exist.
>>282495706The war arc is so mishandled I can only assume that Kishimoto didn't even come up with it but it was forced by the editors to get the episode count to 720.
>>282495692Hiruzen wasn't a fuuinjutsu expert, he just knew every single jutsu made before his death and also some jutsu that only he knew about.
>>282496007>Hiruzen wasn't a fuuinjutsu expert, he just knew every single fuuinjutsu
>>282489177Again, she got gifted Sage brother's chakra in the Last, it might as well have happened in the main story. Her not being special doesn't mean much when the entire fucking manga reinforces that only special people are worth something.>>282489219Wasn't that punch imbued with Hamura's chakra? I forgot.
>>282495907Hiruzen also was terrified of the Fourth getting revived, so there's that.
>>282496110Hiruzen was lucky because the third coffin was Madara.
>>282496044Kek you're rightHiruzen was the "I happen to be an expert in this particular subject" for everything
>>282496110Kishi probably hadn't even thought of Minato's skillset yet. FTK wasn't even a concept
>>282496142lmao how funny would it have been if fucking Madara were to be summoned at that moment?Was Hiruzen even alive at the same time as Madara? Maybe Madara appears and Hiruzen is like "Who is this dude?"
>>282490147Hinata's chakra fists should've developed into a fuck-off huge lion. It would make more sense than Gai creating Hirudora by punching the air in some retarded way.
>>282493949>I was forced to use Tsukuyomi
>>282490531Russian onomatopoeia is hilariously autistic.
>>282496200He would recognize him from the final valley statues if he'd ever seen them, which he probably did in his long life. He'd then be glad he only has to explain the Uchiha massacre to Madara rather than explain to Naruto's father why his son lives like shit.
>>282493217Obito was not stronger than Pain
>>282496276Yeah, that is weird, he wasn't forced at all, he chose to put Sasuke into eternal suffering illusion coma.Maybe he's bullshitting and he did it as an excuse to not fight Jiraya because secret Leaf spy cover or something, I don't know.
>>282495608>so it just gets absorbed lolThere has to be some upper limit to how much you can actually absorb, plus the explosion is a massive aoe,meanwhile the absorption seems to be working only in a direction
>>282496305>He would recognize him from the final valley statuesKek never forget this Anbu nigga who cannot recognize the Senju brothers even if he lived his life under their giant stone faces
>>282481976Kakashi still exists
>>282496557idk, he's no Shikamaru
>>282496333>Foolish little brother, what you lack is LOVE. You don't have enough LOVE and you know what? You never will.>uses tsukuyomi to show Sasuke 500,000 scenarios of enjoying life with Sakura
>>282493949>I was forced to use Tsukuyomi I HAD to use it Kisame, mind-raping my little brother was imperative Kisame, you don't understand, he got folded by jinchuriki and got his jutsu mogged by another Kisame, i even heard he showed respect to filthy Aburame KISAME!!
>>282494416>If he times it well he can still allmighty push itHe couldn't even push away 6-tail Naruto who anchored himself, how would he push away a nuclear explosion.
>>282496678What would Itachi think of Sasuke if he knew he is the only person ever to lose to Rock Lee?
>>282496780By pushing harder
>>282496853The Push is already Allmighty
>>282496880Allmighty times 2
>>282496646
>>282496898>Forbidden Jutsu: Even More Allmighty Push
>>282487276oh like he did against Sakura?
>>282496982Yes, and it was working. She survived the immediate cloud by exploding herself, then had a three minutes dose of antidote. Why not stall three minutes and then doing it again?
>>282497029okay my bad, I forgot about thatI was thinking of something like an iron sandstorm, just saturating the cave instead of throwing needles
>>282496929man no amount of super strength could help sakura break through the wall
>>282496646>You will experience kissing Sakura a MILLION times in the span of a month!>NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
>>282496363i don't think there is w rinne. only danger in absorbing nature energy, susceptibility to attacks with it bc of that risk, and inability to absorb elements themselves, so long as they're not wholly produced by chakra. bijuu bombs even get absorbed, so it's pretty safe to assume anything cani can actually see the argument for c4 and other actual clay based bombs being unabsorbed, bc even though they're infused, they're also detonating clay. but c0 is literally just self-implosion with chakra, so safe to assume it's the only one that is actually useless against rinnegan. pain would just divide up the bodies so nothing smaller than c4 could hit them all, push away any c4 bombs, and absorb c0. plus he can use all natures, so lightning hack still is therepain gets underrated bc he lost to the combined might of the strongest nation, the strongest summoning (3 big toads plus ma and pa), and the strongest tailed beast. he essentially walks in to the greatest fighting force in the world, beats it, and then goes over the top by nuking it and runs out of chakra. and that's *with* them having data on his technique in advance. then in zombie form requires zombie Itachi, two perfect jinchuriki, and intentionally handicapping himself, to be beat
>>282496333i think it was trying to induce a sharingan development. first time he did it awakened sasuke's, second time probably hoped to give it the 3rd tomoe, or even ms if lucky. also yeah it was a convenient excuse for not fighting jaraiya/capturing Naruto, also for worsening his blindness so he'd be able to avoid more fighting in the future (& be more able to lose to Sasuke)
>>282497249Orochimaru...
>>282497249
>>282494767It gets better>Naruto arrives and kicks away all-consuming stupid fast black orb>Curbstomps Madara and cuts in half world tree>All in BASE
What did Kishimoto meant by this?
>>282497476>in BASE*Of course he had Sage buff but you get me.
>>282497540Haku looks like a fag because he is one
>>282497540They were fucking.
>>282497540>the neck doesn't have much muscleThis might be in the top 10 most retarded thing said in Naruto
>>282496110>>282496142He wasn't terrified of fighting Minato specifically, he was afraid of fighting 3 hokage at the same time. I don't know why people keep misinterpreting this. There's no universe in which Hiruzen would be more worried about fighting Minato than he would with Hashirama.
>>282497540it's too bad zabuza got chased out of the mist for being gay..... mei would've accepted him and haku would've been the next mizu while married to zabuza, who would be in the reformed 7swords alongside chojuro and suigetsu.....
>>282497659>There's no universe in which Hiruzen would be more worried about fighting Minato than he would with Hashirama.Clearly, Minato > Hiruzen > Hashirama
>>282497632>>282497686Haku was the top
>>282497686The pink mist village
>>282496305I doubt Madara would even give a shit about the Uchiha massacre, kek.
>>282478153He did say the Kazekage was his best puppet. He did the meme strat that people ways talk about of "why doesn't the villain just start with his best techniques" and got punished for it. He figured the Kazekage would have just crushed Sakura and Chiyo, but didn't expect their teammate and guts to be so solid. Everything after that was him just trying to bumrush them with numbers and force. He resorted to using himself only after his best had already been dealt with because putting his own body, however disposable, on the line isn't a good move to start with no matter how you slice it. Why start with the army when one good puppet ought to do the trick anyway? He'd just run the risk of losing a bunch of his beloved pieces of art to the more experienced Chiyo if he did.
>>282497632>They made him even more feminine in the flashbackAt this point I'm convinced Haku was a chick and was just trolling about saying he's a guy
>>282497686>mei would've accepted himYagura would've been interested in hearing about Zabuza's homo experiences with his shudo trap, too.
>>282497637I always assumed it was a mistranslations , like " there aren't strong/dense muscles in the neck"
>>282497775Is this ai?
>>282497540>>282497632>>282497686>>282497699>>282497784Something something Naruto attracts the gayest kind of fanbase. I can't even get mad at >>282479838 anymore, this entire story is seeped in faggotry.
>>282497851Yeah
>>282497857Nigger, >>282497540 is literally a page from the manga.
>>282497540>>282497686G-guys, is this true what they say Zabuza did to his fellow classmates in the misty summer of whenever the fuck his graduation was?
>>282497901>this entire story is seeped in faggotry.Also this doesn't say anything about whether or not Zabuza was a fag, for all we know he would've adopted Haku even if he was a girl.
>>282497701a place with a lot of rain and mist would naturally have a lot of rainbows. plus they have a literal clan of shark people, i have to imagine the mist is just kinda chill after Obito's rule ended
>>282497540>By editorial demand, Haku was turned into a boy to avoid people thinking him and Zabuza were a coupleYahagi...I...
>>282497948he explored their bodies, inside and out
>>282498003That's the best partHim making that actually made people think they are in fact fucking
>>282497995And fag Zabuza could've done that as well, except he would love girl Haku only platonically.
>>282498003Haku was turned into a boy from a bear.
>>282498095>Zabusa was almost a gay bestiality icon
How good was Haku?
>>282498066Nah every hole is a goal.
>>282498095>>282497775>>282497874AIbro can you generate a bear wearing Haku's outfit? Maybe give him the same hair and eyelashes too, unless it looks worse.
>>282498129What could have been.
>>282498257That bear could've been a pretty badass summon.
>>282498231
>>282498283there's a lot of room for developing summons (even just giving something more than scraps to slugs and snakes, let alone dudes like the Monkey King), but they don't seem interesting in trying sobaku, the elephant nightmare eater, was so cool, and yet literally only danzo was out there figuring out that maybe it's a good idea to summon the biggest land animal?
Zabuza was so lucky....
>>282498095Bear to human girl to human boy.
>>282497784Why is Naruto like this?
>>282498377Someone remind me again why wasn't Danzo's clan more notorious?>Variety of wind jutsu>Sealing jutsu >Paralysis curse applied by touch>Demon elephant summon>Last-ditch kamikaze jutsu
>>282498530like 80% of his character is being overly empathetic and goofy, especially after he gets over his attention seeking behavior
Maybe Naruto really is just a fag.
>>282498632Author forgot he exists Many such cases
>>282498666I want Naruto to sit on my face.
>>282498666He tried to seduce this man the same day he met him, not beating the allegations.
Kishi retconned sasori being stronger than deidara just to "show us how much sakura has grown" only to abandon her character immediately after this arc.
>>282497540>>282497686>All fag-coded characters are either genocidal maniacs (Madara), pedo groomers (Orochimaru, Zabuza, Danzo), or batshit insane (Sasori, Kabuto)B-b-based!?
>>282497784I like how that dude's head is censoring Kurama's vagina
>>282498632Danzo was made five chapters before he appeared and exists only as a plot device
>>282498666>Naruto kissing Hinata was too much for Kishimoto but him acting like a literal tranny gay whore was a-ok
>>282498696Y-you mean Naruko, right?
>>282498762Also Naruto is actually puking lmao.
>>282498676>>282498821That's what retcons are for. And it's not like he wasn't introduced almost as soon as part 2 started. Either way, whatever clan he was from is way more badass than fucking Sarutobi.
>>282498759maybe 2 of them are faggy, the rest are just 2 bad 4 u
>>282497784fu was so cute, a shame she isn't even utilized in the chunin re-exam arc
>>282498364Thanks! Panda is fitting. Not as funny as I hoped, alas.
>>282498632>>282499023I think this guy was from the same clan as Danzo.
>>282499199Just like Danzo he couldn't do his fucking job right.
>>282498632>>282499023Danzo should've been a Hyuga. Maybe he could've just been hiding remnants of cursed mark under the bandages this whole time and had green eyes because one of his parents was a normal villager.
>>282499397And what i mean by remnants is that he could've been a sealing genius who eventually got rid of his mark and then was allowed to break ties with Hyuga because reasons. Either way, imagine the seething from Sasuke if he found out whom Naruto married.
>>282493514>Does he even win a fight in the series other than the almost double suicide with Hiruzen?Uh, yeah? He totally beat genin Sasuke!
>>282499501And also Hinata and Neji should've just been casually using the wind chakra the whole manga and had that paralysis jutsu as well. It's retarded that some random clan has it and Hyuga don't.
>>282499578There's many techniques that would make the hyuga incredibly more effective but they're not allowed to know them.
>>282499578Hyuga only use high-level cursed seals to oppress their own, please understand.
>>282499653this applies to a lot of stuff. What if the Hyuga used the mist jutsu?
>>282499653why would the Hyuga want this when they can SPIN
>>282499653That fight had way too much autism for something that should've been as simple as>Tsunade and Kabuto clash, Kabuto cuts her titties and then she pulverises him
Thread will soon be over, nobody will notice my hot take that Danzo should have been Tobi
>>282499718Why don't Hyuga just cover their eyes and look chuuni?Or use Infinite Darkness?
Raaaaaaaameeeeeeeeen
>>282499397>Danzo as the evil overlord who was ACTUALLY behind all the corruption inside Hyuga clan Oh god no.
>>282499727That whole arc was Kabuto upscale.
>>282499718Or Genjutsu that blinded you....wait couldn’t Hyuga make eye contact even if they aren’t looking at you…?
>>282499723>Hinata never learned kaiten or rasengan Give me something for the pain and let me die.
>>282499877well that was when they were still holding onto the idea of the new gen surpassing the old and Oro having talented followers
>>282499882>Or Genjutsu that blinded youThe flashbang shit used by that cloud jobber, for example. Man, there were a lot of things in the story that looked tailor-made for Hyuga clan.
>>282499911Hinata copied Naruto's ninja creed so it would actually be kind of funny if she stole his jutsu too.
>Neji or Rock Lee never fought Sasuke in shippudenFuck this potential manga
>>282499950Didn't Kabuto Surpass him by the war arc anyway?
>>282500039>Hinata spins - turning into a big ass rasengan>Naruto uses her as a RasenganWould be funny kek
>>282499653Just throw a kunai at his exposed back ffs.
>>282500051It's because he has a superior blood type.
>>282500051Kabuto was like top 5 in the war arc but couldn't withstand the plot
>>282500081>only loses war because someone used genjutsu on themselves by accidentyeah it's bullshit
>>282500042I still remember that one Anons criticism of the chunin exams, of how Sasuke met almost none of his goals by the end.>Failed to pass the exam>Didn't get to witness any of the other students unique abilities besides Lee>Only fought one opponent (Gaara) and had to he rescued anyway>Only take away was better taijutsu and chidori
>>282500039Naruto teaching Hinata rasengan could've been a heartwarming subplot for the Last and her eventually using it to defeat Toneri would be a better conclusion than Naruto just folding the main villain with concentrated chakra punch and Hinata acting as a battery and then being thrown into a cage. So naturally, it didn't happen.
>>282500042If Sasuke faced Neji, he would lose.
>>282500180Not like she couldn't learn it, Minato developed it for his wife who is dumb.
>>282500157Cursed seal and it's consequences have been disastrous for the manga. What a plot tumor. Not as bad as Uchiha and Senju though
>>282500157He was also uncoscious/in stasis for most of it, then got put into a coma by his brother, then as soon as he wakes up he gets drugged and put in the sake barrel the sound four.He basically went from the written exam to the Valley of the End with little recollection of whatever the fuck was going on inbetween.
>>282500199Giving your chakra Lion form seems unironically more sophisticated than swirling some chakra around.
>>282500281*your chakra fists, i mean.
>>282500281A-rank jutsu
I could come up with better "peak wind jutsu" than fucking rasengan. It doesn’t even have any wind in it. It’s just spinning chakra.
>>282500343Shit the fuck up Tobirama
>>282500343the best part is that the rasengan is THE jutsu because you can do it in real life and kids were doing it all the time, helping market the series
>>282500406There is a high probability that some moron electrocuted himself trying to do chidori.
>>282500343the rasengan is just a delivery vehicle. It's base is a drill but putting in elements turns it into a a shotting nuke with whatever flavor you want