Kazekage Rescue MissionChapter 276: New Sharingan!!Previous Chapter: >>282587303Start: https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/a.desu.meta/subject/Daily%20Naruto%20Chapter/filter/text/page/7/I am taking Dailyramen's place in posting until he returns from his ban.
>>282607240>>282607288uh
Why can't nagato use epic genjutsu like obito and madara did and just order/summon the biju?
>>282607364This reveal and use was pretty underwhelming. It was such an important powerup that should be revealed and foreshadowed better.
>>282607389Oh no! I am being toileted!
>>282607462And now he will bleed to death good job kakashi
>>282607427There it is
>>282607427>>282607485AAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE
>>282607364>doesn't look anything at all like mangekyou sharingan that's been shown many times>effect is completely different from the mangekyou sharingan that's been shown many timeswhy not just call it something else
>>282607427and thus begins Deidara’s epic war against Sharinganfags
>>282607462Did Obito return the elbow?
Do you guys mind if I skip posting the B/Ws? The only scans I could be arsed to find were of the same quality as the one's from yesterday
>>282607593I’m sure someone else can manage in that case
>>282607261Naruto didn't want to, Shikamaru even tried to threaten Chojuro and Kurotsuchi but Naruto and Gaara stop him.
>>282607637itachibros, we're kakashi level................
>>282607522why did naruto wait so long to magically fly?
>>282607296>nameI believe you never did Jirobo, it kight be a good idea for tomorrow?
>>282607678Thank you OP.
>>282607668He was accumulating the power of friendship.
>>282607675Sure, should be the last day I post before Ramen is unbanned anyhow.
>>282607427Iconic Deidara panel.
>>282607678Tank you.
>>282607337Nice exchange actually>>282607404And cool page>>282607427kek
>>282607654>finally had a clean ambush strikeand now he decides to punch instead of using his one shot jutsu.
Deidara doesn't get enough appreciation for how he dunked on half the cast for what felt like half of shippuden and kept getting away with it
>>282607637Dude just called Naruto weak. So much for Jiraiya's "training".
>>282607808Please understand, Naruto was furious because Gaara's corpse... remained a corpse?
>>282607617That's a very good expression >>282607814And most of the time using only one hand, so he couldn't form handseals
>>282607637What the fuck is that line Naruto?
>>282607654>Sasuke will copy this too
>>282607862I mean he's clearly useless to face someone like Deidara, yes.
>>282607808It is dishonoroburu to use your killer jutsu when the enemy is turned away.
They should've fought together.
>>282607904Nta but Deidara lack his clay, his arms and now his bird, if he can disrespect you even now you can jump off a bridge immediately, you aren't hokage material.
>>282608033And guess what happens next against 3 taijutsu users
This felt like a really short-ass chapter.
>>282607654>poseneat.
>>282607427>>282607441>>282607462Surely, with two limbs being lost, Deidara won't be able to survive this arc.
>>282607560Uh, why didn't the bird explode?
>>282607637KAKASHI BROS WERE ITACHI LEVEL
>>282607593I don't mind sans with low quality.
>>282607485>>282607503>>282607710>WHIRRRRRRRRR
I'll take over for the glory of CHADLYramen
>>282608080>no team Gaibunch of jobbers
>>282607979is that why they make sure to spoil the element of surprise every single time by yelling the attack name before it connects, forcing the enemy to turn to face them, but hoping it still lands, now honorably on a technicality (it won't)
>>282608131I guess if it holds someone inside it can't explode because it becomes hollow or something? More likely just plot convenience, though.
>>282607654>Naruto is enraged and uncontrolled>Does a simple punch instead of a claw Slash or stab with kunaiLet your ninja protagonist be a ninja, kishimoto.
>>282608131Probably not even daidara want to ride on a giant bomb, it would be a waste of clay. At least not one that can be accidentally triggered
>>282607637Man I gotta bitch about the tone right quick, back in early Naruto it was presented that something like a deep stab wound in your hand could have you rightfully die of blood loss, but the tone has changed to a point where Deidara is walking around with two entirely missing arms and he's just shrugging that shit off with no issue, almost like flanderization of the story as a whole
>>282607462>
>>282608255It’s particularly strange because Deidara doesn’t even seem to be on the level of actual inhuman weirdos like Orochimaru, Sasori, Zetsu, etc., he’s just tanking this shit like nobody’s business
>>282608255I don't think that page is meant to be taken seriously>but Kakashi literally says "I'm serious"with an uncharacteristic heart in his speech bubble and grin on his face
>>282607654Naruto, you fucked up a perfectly good opportunity to remove Deidara from the story. Your father would've cut his head clean off
>>282608255Deidara uses his chakra spit to cauterize the wounds, offscreen.
Any month now Hinatasisters, she'll finally appear again.
>>282608333Not even Thanos could do much if his entire arm vanished, gauntlet and all.>you should have gone for the head.>*snap finge- oh he doesn't have any*
>This was his ult in Storm 2Man, I've really been feeling to play that again,
>>282608399So he knows kidomaru's jutsu?
ATTENTION:Tsunade's nades
>>282608178Thanks anon, appreciate it.
>>282608497He IS Kidomaru.
>>282608681Danke B&W anon
One day closer.
>we’re going to see multiple people struggle to defeat a guy with no arms
>>282608799Konoha's top jounin and the boy with the strongest Bijuu to be exact.
>>282608681>>282608654>>282607678>>282607654Arigatou, Neo OP and BW dumper!
>>282608614Don’t worry about him, he’s just sleeping :D
>>282608797Cristianity is a thing in Suna?
>>282608589106cm
>>282608799>>282608826Doesn’t Guy’s team also somehow not take him down? I legitimately don’t even remember why they do from here on outside of extremely vague memories
>>282608847People in Konoha celebrate the birth of their savior
I miss GODly ramen
>>282608946>Jesus Christ and Buddha existed in Naruto
>>282607808>>282608202>>282608379As we see in the next chapter, he wants to pound him more instead of killing him.
>>282608954The anbu took him to El Sunavador... Don't trust the Senjus.
>announces he's going to hit him>still lands the shot
>>282607654bit underwhelming to be honest with how the Deidara chase was written on the backend of this arc.
>>282607654FUAAAARK, THAT'S 2 YEARS OF JIRAIYA TRAINING FOR YOU. BELIE-FUCKING-BE IT
>>282609596i mean it's a good punch
>>282608946Santa is also a thing too.
At this rate Deidara could be hit by Kankuro's iron Maiden and still come out alive.
>>282609596honestly still needing clones to rasengan after years was the most disappointing thing ever especially when he did it 1 handed vs sasuke pre-skip
>>282609746Gotta remember Jiraiya's way of teaching. Forget the basics like chakra control. Just figure out how to unga it with what you have. Naruto's now able to be more dynamic when preparing the jutsu instead of just standing in place.
>>282607364>>282607404>>282607441>>282607479>>282607501Bad coloring, should have made the sharingan brighter.
This wouldn't have happened if Naruto was trained by CHADbisu.
>>282609981>naruto after 2 years with Kakkashi
Reminder that Naruto would've MULTIPLE summoning related jutsus if he was trained by Orochimaru.
>>282608131>>282608197>>282608223Both his arms are gone you speedreaders.
>>282610061Deidara can make bombs without arms.The bird was also created when he had two.
>>282610061That doesn't stop him from exploding things.
Ebisu? Trained Konohamaru and let him learn rasengan from Nart, a diligent master jonin teacherOrochimaru? Mid-tier teacher that will give you roids, a hickey transformation, and leaves you gaped.
Deidara has one more mouth and another cavity, he can probably make bombs anywhere
What gave Jiraiya the bright idea to teach a genin an A rank jutsu in chakra control mastery when they just learned how to walk on water like a week ago?
Jiraiya is retarded.
>steal Naruto's well earned money on hookers (that he didn't fuck)>let Sasuke get abused by Itachi which ended up making him take a dark path and give Naruto a lot of pain>Teaches him fuck all in the span of 2 years>Somehow makes Naruto worse at controlling KuramaPeople like SHITraiya as a mentor?
Tsunade was built for shota Naruto
>>282610242My wife
>>282610101>>282610114Fucking retards, Deidara needs to make a hand sign to detonate the clay.He can't do that when both his arms are fucked.
>>282610244Jiraiya still taught Naruto the Rasengan which is all that mattersAlso got him Sage Mode by dying>let Sasuke get abused by Itachi which ended up making him take a dark path and give Naruto a lot of painHe was foreseeing ayy troubles, he knew Sasuke needed to fuck off
>>282610154Still taught Sasuke multiple snake techniques AND sword play.
>>282610258He literally blows "himself" up in a few chapters.
>>282610275>Jiraiya still taught Naruto the Rasengan which is all that mattersA cat taught Naruto more than that hack. Jiraiya was sending him on a wild goose chase.
>>282610221for the lulz. Ironically control is one of the things that push Naruto into godhood
>>282610303that was bad gas
>>282610275Feels more like Naruto succeeded in-spite of Jaraiya than because of him.
>>282610325If his control is so perfect than why isn't he using gentle fist or unga punch?
>>282610323>>282610331STOP WHINING HE GAVE HIM ONE POPSICLE
>We still haven’t even learned anything about elemental natures yetGenuinely how the FUCK did Kishi get away with this?
>>282610248I unironically love them as a couple but it's forbidden fruit. No woman will ever understand Naruto like Tsunade and her body could match his pervish ways
>>282610275That frog asshole tossed Naruto a balloon and said good luck, I’m going to peep in the bathhouses. He didn’t teach him much. >>282610276Oh I bet he taught Saucegay some swordplay, all kinds
>>282610325The fact he has to use a clone even two years after shows Naruto didn't even learn proper chakra control like he was supposed to. Now if he had stuck with CHADbisu and his thoroughly planned regime, Naruto could have solo'd the Akatsuki post time skip
>>282610414he was overseeing his vast spy network and tracking Tsunade (yes going to the hookers WAS important)
>>282607814Yeah Deidara was one of the most enjoyable and surprisingly competent Akatsuki members. Too bad he died to Uchiha wank.
>>282610354because only jobbers use that garbage. Naruto is throwing death balls
>>282610325Humiliation ritual
>>282610398We need to get past one more arc before Kishi finally explains it.
>>282610452What about rotation?
>>282607296>I am taking Dailyramen's place in posting until he returns from his banHoly shit, again?The fuck is he doing?
>>282610452So why even bother throwing regular ass punches?
>>282610486He mentioned in one post that (((the Senju Clan))) had ties with all of the Daimyo and therefore effectively owned the Konoha village
Headcanon that Naruto doesn’t learn chakra nature because Kekashi is a lazy fuck along with Jeeraiya. If Naruto learned win nature from Temari, Chudmaru dies a virgin.
>>282610486He mentioned THAT place where (((THEY))) live.
>>282610474already has built in armor with sage mode and fox cloak on top of that>>282610498still have to bring people down without killing them
>>282610486I HATE THE LAND OF FIRE
>>282610303That was a shadow clone, same shit Itachi did.
>IF I WASN’T SUPPOSED TO NOTICE THINGS THEN WHY DID THE HEAVENS GRANT ME THESE ALL-SEEING EYESL-Lord Neji, your m-medicatio- >THINK, KONOHA, THINK!
>>282610532The truth is nobody thought Naruto could actually do it so they gave him busy work to keep him occupied
>>282610582... how did he make that Shadow Clone without arms?
>>282610434Have we ever seen these spies of his at all? I think Jiraiya is lying about his missions just to write smut and be a vagrant living off the dime of the village. He’s a deadbeat godfather and a disgrace that had to beg best baba Tsunade to be village leader.
>>282610257They have internet in ninja heaven, Dan?
>>282610597I'll still say Tsunade is worse than Jiraiya ever was. The best Tsunade did was take up some paperwork, Jiraiya at least tried handling SOME things
>>282610556He was doing regular punches on top tier threats
>>282610242Sakura... she's old enough to almost be your grandmother...
>>282610618pls understand....Kishi's idea of top leadership is endless paperwork. It can't be helped
>>282610594He had a clay clone (with it's arms intact) make the shadow clone.
>>282610618Jiraiya legit stated he was not fit to take care of the village and it shows. He didn’t teach Naruto shit while Tsunade actually leveled up the worse genin of the village. She did this while also being the head director of the medical facilities. She is more useful as a leader than the homeless frog man
Please understand. It's extremely important that the top ninja in the village sits around and signs off on every parking permit while the nation gets invaded.
>>282610672Paperwork is a trap by the elders. They seek the strongest ninja who could actually make changes to the village and then swamp them with paperwork so they're too busy to do anything. Ninjas aren't even expected to do paperwork in their own chunin exam.
>>282610718He didn't want to handle paperwork.Reminder that he took Naruto from "barely beats Kiba" to "can summon Gamabunta, walk on water and beats Gaara" in one month. By peeping on women, sure, but still.
>>282610244>teaches Naruto to use kyuubi’s chakra (necessary for KCM later) >teaches Naruto frog summoning (necessary for sage mode later)>teaches Naruto rasengan (necessary for rasenshuriken later)
>>282610731damn Danzo is an evil bastard. He sets up roadblocks at every turn
>>282610775Why do you think the ninja world is still a shit show even after Ninja Jesus becomes Hokage? He planned for everything.
>>282610775Danzo orchestrated the Nine-Tails attack when the usual paperwork scheme failed
>>282610745I’ll give him credit for fixing the seal Orochimaru gave Naruto and giving him the contract. The walking on water is a basic skill. Paperwork is a puny excuse, and he banked on desperately finding his long lost comrade instead of stepping up when his former teacher was killed.
>>282610763>Let's give Jiraiya credit for shit he had no involvement in.
>>282610763It's more that Jiraiya is an important key, he doesn't do anything himself but he needs to be there kek
Respect for Deidara for handling the gauntlet. He got hit by Gaara’s jutsu, Kakashi’s Mangekyo and Naruto. He’s got underrated durability and is dangerous
>>282607453>was Kabuto a konoha ninja?Yeah He was taken by Danzo
>>282610968And he's one of the youngest Akatsuki members too.
>>282610968Keep in mind this is after having his chakra sucked for 3 whole days straight with no sleep. That includes Sasori.
>>282610907>let’s give the builder credit for laying down the foundations of the house
>>282610833>used FTG to teleport his paperwork out of his officeThat Yellow Flasher deserves to die
>>282611021That's right, Naruto would never be where he is right now if not for that random cat.Thank you Random Cat-sama!
>>282610968Itachi could have solo'd all those niggas and captured the nine tails too.
Then again with 7 Gates Gai around, I guess the true strongest ninja of the village is actually doing proper field work
>>282611046But Itachi is a double agent.
>canceled Orochimaru's sealHe wanted to own his old rival>Taught Naruto how to summon GamabuntaHe wanted to toss a nagging kid off a cliff>Teaches Naruto rasenganHe gave a kid he had to babysit an impossible task with almost zero instruction until he figured it out by watching a cat
How would Itachi train Naruto?
>>282611102mindrape until he can solo zetsus
>>282611102Itachi would tsukuyomi a decade with a training in an instant. Basically mind-hyperbolic time chamber.
>what's that? "advice"? well here's this nearby cliff, come along with me
>>282611102clones+genjutsu training. He becomes unbeatable in a day
Kon kon kon, kon kon!
>>282611046Shut the fuck up Kishimoto
The only time we see Itachi train anyone is when he showed Sasuke some ricocheting kunai trick that is completely useless. Bigger bro should have told zoomersuke that all his jutsu sucks.
>>282610887>The walking on water is a basic skill.Even tree walking is an advanced chakra control skill according to Kakashi.
>>282611139
>>282611188There's a guy who looks like he knows paperwork
>>282611139>TSUKUY-w-why am I seeing frogs?
>>282611008>>282611009One of the youngest, sleep deprived, and drained after beating a jinchuriki by himself and evading Konoha’s finest with NO arms? Simply incredible. Could only be defeated by eye meme hax
>>282611195Can itachi put sasuke in an illusion and spend that infinite time training him instead of torturing him?
>>282611286yes. He could even make some elaborate game of it where he still looks evil, but for what purpose? Mindrape is a much better use even at the cost of blindness. He is a good guy after all
>>282611139lol
>>282611286Suffering builds character, says Itachi to a young Sasuke as he slices the bread grandma to pieces as Sasuke is drooling from his fourth coma, sustaining brain damage.
>No, I don't think I will train Sasuke.
Does Iruka get credit for unlocking Naruto’s nine tails and expanding his shadow clones via getting btfo by a giant shuriken? That seems to be the basic requirements for Jiraiyakeks
>>282611390>He won't get good unless he TRULY SUFFERS AND HATES.>Is that how I got good? No.
>>282611390I want to make an edit of this so that it's Naruto entering Sage Mode.
>>282611445Why would you post such a cursed gif knowing full well the power it entail?
>>282611442Yes Iruka gets credit for being the first teacher to ever care for NarutoIchiraku too for the free ramen
>>282611442sort of? Iruka is credited for keeping him on the right path and avoiding Gaara scenarios which makes him like top 5 most influential in the series
>>282611442Well, he did teach him the foundation of shadow clone jutsu after all!
>>282607427I smiled, excellent and iconic meme panel
No, MIzuki gets the credit for that.
I confess that every time I find a bug in my house and squish it with a napkin I say Sand Coffin
>>282608797Is that Mizuki who fled to Suna?
Hey, remember when Naruto used head-hunter jutsu? What happened to that?
>>282611549Mizuki transitioned?
>>282611139>DISINTEGRATED by C4>POISONED by Third Kazekage Puppet >OVERWHELMED by Earth Grudge Fear>CURSED by Jashin Ritual >SEALED by Totsuka Blade>DROWNED by Great Shark Bullet Technique>KILLED by Six Paths of Pain (in canon)>WARPED by Kamui>ZERO DIFF’D by Orochimaru (also in canon)
>>282610248*sniff sniff*
>be top 5 voted character in Naruto for years in multiple polls>do nothingHonestly impressed Kishimoto let Iruka stay on the sidelines
>>282611655>[HEADCANON]
>>282611688Imagine if he fought edo Mizuki
Itachi would make Jiraiya see Dan fucking Tsunade from the cuck chair for a month.
>>282611737>Jiraiya inexplicably gets a boost from this
>>282611737>Jiraiya doesn't even need Tsunade to wake up from the genjutsu because his brain is already too rotted in porn.
>The schizo already posted one of his shitty meme drawings with his crackship.Dude really wants to weasel his way back in these threads after finding out nobody cared when he was gone.
Honestly, A would also kill Jiraiya. He wouldn’t be able to catch up with lightning fags speed.
>>282611709Mosquito Hidan will always be my favorite
>>282611783Actually Sage Jiraiya takes easily, he has access to Fuuton with the frogs and he can just win with frog song. A mere Sage Naruto clone btfo his dad.
>>282611813That clone would solo Jiraiya to be honest.
SOLO KING
>>282611768...in his pants?
>>282611819Nah, Jiraiya was Pain level (with intel), sage Naruto failed to take Pain without a get out of jail card
>>282611852War sageruto>>>Pain sageruto.
>>282607462>>282607637I forgot, how did Deidara deal with both of his arms getting destroyed?
>>282611836>KINGtos out of nowhere
>>282611737Orochimaru used a similar technique in his fight with Jiraiya, without even using genjutsu
>>282611864>insane babble headcanon
>>282611836
>>282611889It's true.
>>282611926Ridiculous. Don't bother answering to me until you've learned the CANON.
>>282611867Kakuza stitched them up.
>>282611885So Oro is actually 3-0 against Jiraiya...
>>282611955what about the nerves and veins?
>powerscaling hours
Did 3 tails Naruto nearly kill Jiraiya? Lol, that old fella is not beating A. Jiraiya could only beat the weaker paths. Absolutely gapped by the other Sannin too btw
>>282611973Those don't matter in Naruto lol.
>>282609706Wait who did gave him presents?
>>282611973Hashirama cells
>>282611997Hinata, obviously.
>>282611955>Kakuzu perfectly healed Deidara’s arms in some random hideout>Naruto’s arm as an adult has to be covered up with bandages even with Hashirama’s cells helping it regrow and access to the entire village’s medical resources available
>>282611997Hiruzen and then Hinata taking over when he died, probably.
>>282611973he used clay to fill in the gaps
CANON
>>282612019>HiruzenThose presents would cut Konoha's funding.
Danzo invented Christmas, just so that orphans in Konoha would feel left out and not receive gifts
Akatsuki tier > Kage tier > Sannin tier
>>282611973Zetsu gave him senju cells, ez pz
AAAAAAAAAAH SAVE ME ITACHI THE FROG IS GOING TO NODIFF ME
>>282612038What did he mean by this?
>>282612050Kage usually seem to be above a good chunk of the Akatsuki (besides the eyehax trio and Kisame)
>>282612096The last 3 kazekage in a row were assassinated by Akatsuki members without much difficulty
>>282612137Sorry I meant real kage from real villages
>>282612050Honestly tiers based around rank is pretty weird because like >>282612137 already infers, “Kage” ranges from hilarious jobber (Rasa) to “I’m basically a literal god” (Hashirama)
>>282612050So chunin Shikamaru is kage tier?
>>282612137Sannins were literally either Kage or Kage candidates
>>282611981I could spam Hinata but I'd rather keep her for myself
>>282607389>>282607427>Ocular Jutsu? OH NO!The only and only CLASSIC
>>282612148honestly only the Raikage seems like a real threat to them. Tsukage if he was younger, but if it's a 1v1 he could easily lose
>>282612167Where would you put the last Hinata in the power scale?
>>282612208Almost caught up with 12 year old Neji
>>282612195>The only and onlyESL-kun...
>>282612038Does Nagato just talk to himself like he's playing with dolls? Imagine how lonely that nigga is. Imagine how bleak Konan must feel everytime she has to visit him.
>>282612156>Hashirama may as well have been completely invincible, like a literal mythological legend come to life>Tobirama is just the water jutsu and weird science guy
>>282612160No , hidan is just jonin tier .
>>282612225I think Zetsu or Konan were around
For those reading BurritoSomeone explain how come Sasuke never got his arm prosthesis?
>>282612217I'm gonna be honest with you anon, Part 1 Neji hilariously jobs to white zetsu and a mini Juubi, the power scale has jumped to that point.
>>282612241Atonement and shit.
>>282612235Hidan is beating almost anybody if they go into the fight blind
>>282612241if nothing is lost the aliens win
>>282612235You mean chunin tier.Asuma is a genin in comparison.
>Meanwhile, in Suna...
>>282612305For the love of GOD these motherfuckers need some actual paint
Konan has to watch her crippled childhood friend use the body of her dead lover as a puppet. Poor gal
>>282612305ANOTHER 50 BILLION TO KONOHA
>>282612208Below all scum not directly descended from Kaguya's sons.
>>282612305they could be the world's leading producer of glass. That's consistent steady income forever
Sasori using a scorpion as his logo made me realize, how often do we even see actual wildlife in Naruto?
>>282612208Hinata's a weak jonin and doesn't care. She's happier being a mother.
>>282612305What the FUCK was his problem ?
>>282612316Do you think he makes it fuck her? What level of cuck would that be?
>>282612356>joninchunin
>>282612356she was at least twice as happy as her peers, then the paperwork showed up and ruined everything....
>>282612355Wait til we get a few chapters of Naruto doing nothing but taking notes on animals
>>282612356she's perfect
>>282612322Bellow? You mean above, right?Otherwise you make it seem like people with no relation to kaguya are stronger.
>>282612371If the Kazekage really are all part of the same lineage a la a monarchy, then I’ll forever headcanon that he was completely unprepared to become Kazekage because 3rd Kazekage got turned into a theater prop
>>282612356Those puppets? Would've killed Sasori.
>>282612403He had like decades to get used to it.
>>282612356>>282612388>Mom's a chuunin and dad's a geninNo wonder Bort is such a loser.
>>282612388>Naruto just standing on the side staring directly at the camera while everyone else are huddled together.
>>282612403At the very least it would’ve been a more interesting angle than whatever the fuck Kishi was trying to do when he fought Gaara in the War Arc
>>282612305>Suna is weak, their leaders get killed and the architect doesn’t care>Konoha has infighting and schizo clans>Kumo is filled with dudes, only a few women meaning low chances of reproduction and a declining population>Mizukage just got recently stopped the death schools, but every Mist fucker looks weird>Stone village is traitorous, same shit architecture as Sand village except more mild in temperatureWhere would you live?
craptastic world where child soldiers die by the hundreds and ancient clans wield inordinate power due to genetic magic lineage>btw we only had a single kid
>>282612377She has Nagato close his eyes when she wants a turn corpse riding. Doubt he can’t even feel it either
>>282612487Kumo is obviously the best. You can always just "import" women
>>282612487I honestly forget what the Stone Village’s deal is in the grand scheme of things
>>282612487>only a few women meaning low chances of reproduction and a declining populationThat's not a thing.
>>282612497Funny how Kishi is obsessed with the 4-man squad which only bloats up the character roster but didn’t think to at least have a lot more shared last names for plausibility of his setting
>>282612543For some reason, almost every notable Stone ninja can fly.
>>282612512Raikage wont do that since A is gay (announced by Kishimoto), you’re getting groped by lightning bro anon. Gomen
>>282612450Well, he didn't have a family. It must feel awkward as fuck for him.
Hidden Grass’s legacy will forever be getting punked by Orochimaru in a graduation exam
>>282612604I don't think that's official.
>>282612604if he let a woman go get married outside then it has to be on the table for men too. Nobody would stand for such an abuse of power and gayrape culture
KWAB
>>282612445At least his aunt is a jonin...
>>282612654Gays don’t care about women in gay society. He’s the strongest in the village along with his adopted brother Killer B, nobody could do anything to stop him. It’s over for cloud ninjas
>>282612634And their outfits retroactively became Orochimaru’s signature>>282612699Kek
>>282612699Kekaroo!
>>282612585>Literally the only characters with a shared surname of the K11 was the Hyugas>And they’re not even actually brother and sister, just from the same clan in generalI’m now genuinely struggling to think of actual sibling characters besides Sasuke/Itachi and Hashirama/Tobirama
>>282612634He took their bodies and their fit, the disrespect is comical
>>282612699Guess what his vote was
>>282612699How does Naruto warp a man so bad?
>>282607296naruto is so fucking useless in this rescue mission
>>282612699Not gonna check out the thread but that does remind me that licensed games never quite Delt the same after the DS Lite ran its course, vidya budgets have skyrocketed so damn high (which having less platform reach) that it feels like licensed games really can’t carry IPs anymoreEven stuff like DBZ Sparking Zero felt like it was kind of buckling under the weight of modern game development
>>282612388>this sweet old man will tell tales by the fireplace to his grandkids about how he had his youngest beat the shit out of Hinata and disowned her there and thenBased Hiashi won, on par with Ougi from Code Geass for biggest story win without doing anything
>>282612802>DeltAnd I have no idea why my autocorrect did that jej
>>282612585the k11 isn't that bad since it's pretty much 1 graduating class+1 squad. In general we hardly see much of the greater village at all but in the war they show that there are a lot of Sarutobies, Naras, Hyuugas, etc. running around. It's just yet another one of the world building things Kishi couldn't be bothered to show off but supposedly exists since the village has thousands of ninja
>>282612748The sand trio, Sakon & Ukon, Gold and Silver brothers, the demon bros, etc.
>>282612699LOL
>>282612865>the demon brosReminder that a databook listed them as more dangerous than Haku.
>>282612748Madara/IzunaKiba/HanaHinata/HanabiTsunade/NawakiSakon/UkonSuigetsu/MangetsuHizashi/HiashiGaara/Temari/KankuroThat’s all I can think of for now, did I miss any?
>>282612699>Still can't post on /a/So what was that shitfest from a couple days ago then
>The Senju just gradually vanish within like 2-3 generations >Even the literal clan of infested bug people are reproducing much more than them
>>282612938Hmm I wonder who could be responsible for that...
>>282610325This reminds me of how both times Nart and Saku met Sasuke they didn't show off any of their new shit so Sasuke just thought they sat on their asses the whole 2 years.
>>282612938they didn't vanish, they're just shitter fodder not worth anything
That motherfucker DANZO tampered with the water supply and caused a fertility crisis!
>>282612235>>282612285What is the context for this meme again/
>>282612967Considering their power gaps, Sasuke would be right.
>>282612933Someone else who doesn't like ramen? But I don't know what reason they would have to hate him
>Tobirama, Tsunade, and Kakashi have 0 descendants Even half of the Kage aren’t fucking for some reason
>>282613015>I don't know what reason they would have to hate himHe called out the (((Senjus)))
>>282612933>>282613015Probably just bullshitting when he's saying he can't post on /a/. He has other devices, that we know for sure. He can also buy passes.The smell never completely goes away. Curry is always on the menu
>>282613045Dailyramen? But sasukefag is the one who constantly says "senjew"
>>282612982Hidan swings a scythe around and has a ohk jutsu that requires a ton of setup. Asuma still dies to this.
>>282612699now he's going to spam his hanabi x konohamaru images
I wonder how well I’ll enjoy the Hidan/Kakuzu dynamic, Sasori/Deidara was shorter than I remembered
>>282613056>He has other devices, that we know for sureBut he has been seen complaining that not even driving out of the city circumvents his ban like it used to lmao I think he's too poor to buy a pass, he would be back already if he had $20
>>282613127He can buy a pass, just not shitpost with it or he'll get rangebanned from /a/ and lose 20$ in the process.There's no copycat. He's occasionally posting in these threads, you can tell by the STENCH.
>>282613156>just not shitpost with it or he'll get rangebanned from /a/ and lose 20$ in the processYou don't understand how dumb he is.
Don’t think he needs a pass to get back here. Some fag named uncleanon used to browse /fit/ for years and constantly evaded bans. Jannies couldn’t stop him. Jeet is just a retard in all likelihood
I mean after that one point where he spammed with 3 (or was it 4???) devices I’m positive he caught an ultra rangeban and is now actually on very thin ice, still clearly evading but is actually scared shitless to try spamming again
>posts nuked from /v/LMAO
>>282613015It's not another person. It's him. He literally got rangebanned before and evaded. He's lying to pretend there are multiple who agree with him, just like that "five different posters" shit he tried to push.
>>282613195Clearly not >>282613197Lol
MONKEYBROSSTAY WINNING
Speaking of monkey, whatever happened to Emma?
>>282613228*Enma, FUCK
>>282613197Kek
>>282613069Indeed
Aaaand he already evaded again on /v/
>Bortnabi poster saving the day Have you ever seen someone being crossboard haunted like this guy before? Lmao
>>282607427>Ocular jutsu... oh, no!Sums up the rest of the manga so we'll that it could have and probably should have ended here. It would be remembered more fondly if it did stop here.
>>282613016Tsunade's oneitis died. She's not allowed to move on
>>282613421It is pretty funny
Another ban look at him go kek
>>282607814I fully believe that Kishi decided he would fight Sasuke before he decided how the fight would go. So obviously he knew Deidara would lose but the fight feels like he was making it up all along>a simple lightning current ran through his bombs perfectly disables them without exploding them >but none of the battle geniuses like Kakashi even bothered to think of that or try something like it
>>282608223Huh? You think he couldn't make that bird explode if he had his arm? You think he carries special, non-explody clay? Are you first timing this?
>>282613195Yeah, that's basically why he's on his tippy toes now. Fucker flew too close to the sun with that dipshit idea and got deservedly burned for it.
>>282608255I remember thinking it was a huge deal when Deidara lost both arms and escaped, like I figured his fighting style would have to change dramatically, but of course he just shows up with new arms next time and its hand(kek)waved away as "Kakuzu helped him", which makes sense for Kakuzu, who is a Frankenstein's monster abomination corpse held together with string and hearts. It makes no sense for Deidara. Is everyone just made of fucking legos?
>>282613580>Is everyone just made of fucking legos?I mean this IS the same series where people can swap eyes like Pokemon kek
Imagine
What did he mean by this
>>282611889>I am now remembering Hebi/TakaHow on earth are we going to make it through those chapters
>>282611992>he doesn't understand the difference between fighting to kill and restraining an out of control pupil/friend Jiraiya almost beat Pain solo with no info, and then had to be handwaved out of being Edo'd or else he solos everyone including FRAUDtachi
>>282613754It might be too late for this, but I would read it...
>>282612075Any explanations, Akatsissies? I thought this guy was like the second to last Akatsuki to die and sleeper strongest. Why is he drenched in sweat versus one nerdy sage?
>>282610248Naruto dating the hokage is the kind of Hinata humiliation she deserves.
>>282611836IS COMING SOON
>>282613954Itachi has been hyping up Jiraiya to comically exaggerated levels just to punk out Kisame. He's the gaslighting king after all.
>>282613954The frog eats the shark
>>282614077Jiraiya is a legit bad matchup for Kisame. Swamp and frog techs counter him hard as fuck
>>282614077>could have easily gotten them out>acted like he was panicked which in turn made kisama panicLiterally 6d chess, fucking Solo King, I kneel
How many bans has he eaten today?
>>282607523Every mangekyou sharingan looks different.Do you just want every sharingan user to come up with a different name for their upgrade?
>>282614172I've lost count this is at least 3 in a single screenshot
>>282607427Something tells me I'll be getting a lot of mileage out of this image.
>>282614327I'm sure this has been asked before, but what is actually wrong with him? Jesus
>>282607637>Itachi-level ocular jutsuBullshit.
>>282614363He can't help but glaze.
>>282614330>me reading Danzo Sasuke>me reading Sasuke Itachi>me reading Sasuke Deidara>me reading Madara Anyone
>>282614371I never noticed Deidara was just Ino but not useless, handblowjobs and all.
>>282614327The gift that keeps giving
>>282614172How does Dailyramen get banned once and it sticks for 3 days, but Sasukejeet can get banned multiple times a day?
>>282614436Ramen uses a tripcode and Sasuke doesn't
Can you imagine being too unlikable even for /v/?
>>282613754I hate Minato so goddamn much.
I'm honestly exhausted of reading under every Naruto vid post thread, how the characters were "done dirty" in shippuden when this applies to damn near so many Shonen manga. The 3 current most popular ones rn among normies and weeks being demon slayer, jjk, and chainsaw man all literally suffer from this and no one bats an eye
>>282610258Thanks I wasn't understanding how he grew an arm anyway yes I was saying that the bird he rides on wouldn't explode simply because he was hi
>>282614732It's hard not to feel salty about shippuden's treatment of characters when the war arc throws out all rational expectations of who will get focus. Edo tensei is the worst idea Kishimoto had.
>>282610763>throws him down a cliff>let him summon frogs on his own without helping in any way after the initial contract >tell him what a jutsu is and let him understand how it works for months by himselfIt's funny what kishimoto thinks a teacher is
>>282611009Does sasori even needs sleep?
>>282611709Jiraya spent the entire story obtaining informations and still weren't enough
>>282612933Anons are mindbroken about him almodt as much as he's mindbroken about Naruto.
>>282611955Where was deidara keeping replacements for completely crashed arms
>>282615161Don't you mean Boruto?
Should've been about Himawari instead
>>282615176I mean Naruto, he blanes Boruto but has shown he hates the whole of the franchise, and the only thing he care talking about is his crackship.
>>282615222>but has shown he hates the whole of the franchiseMay have something to do with all the bullying kek
>>282614732Tbh manga in general is a really flawed medium compared to for example books or even soap operas. Its very prone to plotholes, loose ends, artist death or bankruptcy. You have to be a good writer, editor, most of the time artist, director, and well-traveled in the same package. In manga people don't speak like irl (Maybe its jap autism or simply lost in translation stuff), long convos have to be shortened because is just tyring to have a big text bubble with 2 faces beside it.
>>282615240The bullying started because he wanted to rule over the threads and impose his fanfic as canon.
>>282614915Mifune wonK11fags (especially nejob and kek lee) lost
>>282615253fucking hell, its 2:00am here, cut me some slack for the text barrage of shit at the end
>>282615261Well yeah but he didn't 'hate' it back then
>>282615261>and impose his fanfic as canonIs he still doing that? Or did he give up when not even /v/ wanted anything to do with it
>>282612933Anon saying that curryposter is a spammer and in this way starting a war if he was in the thread or not
>>282615363>Anon saying that curryposter is a spammerHe isn't, he just calls out the bullshit (which is always)
>>282615265It seems to me that if he wanted to only talk about his "fixes" he already disliked it.>>282615276He just tried in the other thread.
>>282613554Sincerely considering his personality not even if it would increwase his options but the bird probably wouldn't explode from punching it
>>282615383No one sinks that much time into something they hate. Now don't get me wrong, he absolutely sinks too much time into hating boruto but I doubt he has read a single page of that while he will go hundreds and hundreds of posts defending the Uchiha over the slightest provocation.
>>282615363It was more me mentioning starting a witch hunt over any drawing in these threads, even when it has nothing to do with his obsessions, was schizo behaviour, but yes the smellposter is one of the most common symptoms of it, and after it starts accusations of random things come (last time I was accusing of shittint on OP when I never did that).>inb4 SasukefagNo, just think that this obsession over gis thread persona hurts it most of the time it comes up.
>>282615383>He just tried in the other threadIt's a bold strategy anon, let's see if it pays off for him
>>282615441Please don't derail the thread again I should have let it die
>>282615441Let's be real here for a second, all the drawings -are- him. And it's the thing that pisses him off the most because people can immediately tell and he has to change his drawing style to try again in a couple months. There's always at least a week of peace whenever a "new" drawfag gets called out, if that's not enough proof for you I don't know what is.
>>282615410Maybe he started liking it but now he often says he wishes it was never made and Kishi ruined his life.>>282615446He's already been mocked and banned multiple time again>>282615458Ok, sorry
>>282615484>He's already been mocked and banned multiple time againI counted no less than 15 bans kek it's fucking insane
>>282615484>and Kishi ruined his lifeWait what? When did he say that lol
>>282615476>all the drawings -are- him.I will admit that I wasn't here in his drawfag phase, and agree that it was him to make the drawing for his own stuff, but the last drawing we had was a Temari drawing, during a rangeban, with none of his fetishes, and it was quickly dogpiled, even if it had a different style, because he changed his style multiple times.It impressed me.
>>282615510>but the last drawing we had was a Temari drawing, during a rangeban, with none of his fetishesReally? You can't see the "If I draw something I hate they won't be able to tell it's me"?He also drew Sakura pissing on a tree with Akamaru.
>>282615503In most of the threads he's in, in the /v/ thread he already said it twice.
>>282613837>>282615484>>282615503>>282615529Wait kek why is he saying that now? Every day is a new enigma with this faggot I'm laughing my ass off
>>282615525>Sakura pissing on a tree with AkamaruYes that was what I referred to with his usual fetishes.My doubt on this reasoning is that it's at the point of "if a drawing seems his it's his, if it doesn't he's just pretending and it's his", it's saying that because we had a shitposter we can't have drawings anymore.Anyway thanks for answering normally, rather than immediately starring accusing me.
>His last post didn't get deletedNooooo they let him win!
>>282615558>if a drawing seems his it's his, if it doesn't he's just pretending and it's hisThis would sound insane if you were talking about anybody else but sasukefag is not just an average shitposter. >it's saying that because we had a shitposter we can't have drawings anymoreUnfortunately it's how things are now, again he's not a normal autist. This is next level shit.
>>282615603Got it, will try to avoid bringong it up again, it tickles my autism, but at the end of the day I can't draw, almost no one ever draws and if I want them I can search Naruto drawings in ither places.
>>282610696His clay statues can use jutsu? That's really useful
>Unironically changes drawing styles to shitpostThis will never not be insane to me, really think about how fucked up this is
>>282608946>hand-bandaged up years upon years after end of seriesIs the Hashirama-cell hand supposed to be really mangled and gross or something? I haven't read Bort. I know bandaged anime character is a cool look but how could it not be healed/grown into a presentable state in that long
If he can draw so many styles why does he repost and spam the same 5 old drawings on /v/ whenever he's shitting up one of their threads?
>>282615633>Got it, will try to avoid bringong it up againNo, you should, I agree that curry poster is an annoying fag spammer
>>282615662Wait, didn't he have a prosthetic arm? I vaguely recall he was able to just take off his hand at some point.
>>282615673Good question, he thinks hes playing 4D chess but Im 200% sure he wouldnt have enough self control to not spam /v/ with his shitty drawings
>>282607389retard absorber
Notice how there are suddenly posts making him the center of attention and complaining about the callouts and bringing up the drawings the exact moment he stopped spamming in the /v/ thread?
>>282615765I was in that thread (for shits and giggles), he kept taunting the moderation to give him a rangeban "from that board too". Anon, he's gone, the sooner you stop thinking everyone is him the sooner everyone will forget who he is.
>>282615673Because those are the drawings of his precious shitty memes when he wanted to make Naruto threads his personal hangout and personal army.
Sakura should've been a Genjutsu expert, like how Kakashi originally said she was. imagine if she had a genjutsu where she summoned Inner Sakura to come in and beat the tar out of her opponents
>>282615765This is what the anons were talking about with witch hunt, no one is defending him, everyone agrees he's the worst spammer there has ever been on these threads. Anyway yes we should stop talking about him and instead think about which akatsuki teams team guy beat
>>282615795I know that, I was asking why doesn't he draw more of them if he's behind all the drawing
>>282615798It's weird how inner sakura disappeared from the story
>>282615790>Anon, he's goneYou seem pretty insistent on trying to silence people who point out the obvious. How many more "coincidences" must there be on this subject?
What happens if we've been falling for rage bait all these months and he really wasnt here
>>282615798What If Sakura Implanted Itachi's Eyes and Used Tsukuyomi Using Inner Sakura (The Amagi)
>>282615825>SilenceYou can say whatever the fuck you want, but spam it enough times out of nowhere and contrarians will start thinking otherwise, you're already seeing it happen.
>>282615831Impossible, he stalks the threads
>>282615808Because everyone knows it's him and it means he was making hiw own drawing requests the whole. Lost the narrative that there were more than one person who humored his crap.
>>282615815her whole Channaro thing did in general. friendly reminder she was originally shown to have a similar inner personality to Naruto (being fully onboard with his pranks, and only pretending to find them annoying to maintain appearances)
>>282615844Sound more like you're angry that people can see through the farce easily.
>>282615858Call me crazy but I think he's reached a point of derangement where he wouldn't care about that anymore, besides he hasn't posted any non crackship drawings either
>>282615872Test my theory then, by all means keep spamming it. Let's see how that turns out.
>>282615855He's definitely here. That post you replied to is literally shit he says to make everyone think there is a "impersonator" or whatever to get people off the trail The last time he pulled this stunt he started spamming the dailies with chapters days later.
>>282615900>Witch hunting againMeds
>>282615765I mentioned him because I found the thread he was in funny, and mentioned my complaints abouthe callouts because someone else bringing them up.Also he stopped spamming the /v/ thread because the thread was closed.
Rangebanned or not he says he reads the archives, I wonder what he's thinking
>>282615888I not even the one posting that, but I can see how distinguishable you're being.
>>282615925More importantly what is the average anon going to think in a few years when they read the archives like they do for the 2020 storytime and it's all>SASUKE SASUKE SASUKE SASUKEFAG
>>282615880>you can date her in UN3
>>282615930You're kidding me right now right? Lol fucking beyond saving, I give up
>>282614050>>282610248does this count as incest?
>>282615936Naruto was based for that
>>282615945Yes, because Tsunade gave birth to Minato.
>>282615936As Sasuke? (If not someone's gonna be real upset and I need evidence of it to piss him off)
There is the Sasukefag (shitposter)There are the witch hunters (shitposting about a shitposters)now we have reached those who are shitpost them, will we reach the next level of shitposting?
>>282615920>Also he stopped spamming the /v/ thread because the thread was closedI can't believe they couldn't get rid of him, they deleted it at like page 9 or something instead of banning him
>>282607678Thanks.
>getting mad at callout posts>talking about the drawings>swearing to everyone the schizo is gone>trying to claim other posters are the problem Funny how posts like this didn't exist for the past few weeks, but now there is this barrage of posts downplaying the schizo.
>>282615972Dailyramen is pulling the strings like Kuro Zetsu
>>282615980>talking about the drawingsThat always comes up because switching drawing styles out of spite is genuine S Tier schizophrenia.
Sasukefag, serious question, what will it take for you to stop being angry all the time and leave the threads alone? Unironically what do you want?
I WANNA ROCKSWOOOOOOOOOOOOMUNE NI ROCKS
So how hard so you think the Sasuketard, who is totally not in here by the way, is going to push this "witch hunter" meme to astroturf the threads?
>>282615950the Uzumaki are a branch of the Senju>this also means Hashirama married his own cousin
>>282616033And?Uchiggers and Hyūkeks keep it in the family.
>>282616028The other guy explained to you why he things it's dumb and you still won't take that for an answer.
>>282615920He stopped posting and then a little later the thread was deleted. It wasn't instantly.
>>282615980No one is downplaying the schizo, we can have other shitposters with him still being the most annoying person in the thread.
>>282616065>stil trying to stop people from noticing blatant pattern recognition.
>>282616065Thinks*>>282616069Why did the jannies give up?
>>282616051why do you think both clans are utterly retarded? most Ninja clans, if they existed in real life, would be Habsburg-tier inbred
>>282616015He's banned, he can't reply to you.
>>282607462>>282607479So he yells in pain from his arm being torn off here but he barely reacted when Gaara ripped the other one off with his sand?
>>282615194Himawari shoujo manga would've been a hit.
>>282616076There are no other shitposters. This will never catch on no matter how hard you try. The threads were chill until certain posts popped up insulting Dailyramen and the threads which were then promptly deleted and peope called out the usual cause and now there are slews of posts coming in afterwards trying to change the narrative.
>>282616131Meds now
>>282616133>doesn't even try to refute it anymoreYup. Case closed. Another failed gaslight.
>>282616069Oh, didn't notice, probably because no one answered him and he wasn't banned again so he didn't feel the need to announce his return.>>282616122I can't even imagine Daemon Shoujified, despite him being an obvious candidate (more than Boruto at least, Kawaki has the adoption excuse).
Konan didn't deserve to dieshe should've become the Ame kage
>>282616131The more you keep saying things like that the more people will want to be contrarians, you don't want to understand. Continue seething then.
>>282616131Anon, you are conflating different things, some complained against Daily (for whatever reason), some complained against the smellposter and the drawings (among wich me), some did their thing, you are confusing them all for a single shitposter, no one agrees with him, but some have their own personal grievances, complaining isn't "being the sasukefag".
>>282616158>I-If people continue to call out the schizo then other peoe will side with the schizo!This is your last cope, huh, schizo-kun?
>>282616149What do you want me to refute? You've made it very clear you won't listen to reason lol
>>282616178He was better in the original version.
>>282616188>side with the schizoThanks for confirming you're misunderstanding every single word that anons say to you >>282616181Don't bother he's retarded
>>282616181Once again, your "subtlety" is shit. You say the exact same things. Jesus. Just get out of here and fix your fucking life, man.
>>282616212>You say the exact same thingsBecause you refuse to understand. NTA by the way.
>>282616201>anonsJust you. Pattern recognition. Never fails.
>>282608363The only reason it's not taken seriously is because Naruto gets treated and healed right away because of the Kyuubi.
>>282616178>how can we make him even gayerpure kagema-coded; would absolutely snap his bussyring
>>282616224>Pattern recognitionIs that what it is? It's failing you hard lol
>>282616131Can you show me who insulted dailyramen? I missed him
>>282616201Yes, I don't think I will answer him again.>>282616212I often repeat myself, because you do the same.I see it doesn't help you understand, so I will stop.
>>282616194>better in the original versionMany such cases
Those posts in that other thread telling the Sasukefag he has no legacy and none of his aggressive shitposts have no impact on the threads really rattled him.
>Anon explains his reasoning very calmly several times>"NOOOOOO MUH SASUKEFAG"What a shit story time this has been. Not even halfway there, Jesus.
>>282616229>pure kagema-coded; would absolutely snap his bussyringZabuza....
>>282616261there's no way Zabuza wasn't all up in there
>>282616257I'm happy at least I talked about the drawings to someone sane this time, unlike the last two.
>>282616237https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/282561297/#282562426Scroll through the thread.
>Dailyramen went full /pol/>This is somehow sasukefag's doingClown threads
>>282616155Based and Konanpilled.
>>282610275Kakashi could've also taught him the rasengan.
Schizo is deflecting hard calling everyone crazy, yet still seething about the drawings being called out, churning out personas to make it not look like a one-man shitpost, and still making petty jabs at Dailyramen. Hilarious.
>>282616296Probably he wouldn't know how to train it but he can't be worse "than figure it out"
>>282616178Naruto said Haku was more beautiful than Sakura so it just matches reality now.
>>282616310Honest question, do you believe every single poster would be praising dailyramen if sasukefag actually wasn't around?
>>282616314>more beautiful than SakuraAs much as I shit on Sakura as a character, I have to admit that her first cunny version really was cute
>>282616285>when she smiles
>>282616332Her smile and optimism: RESTORED
>>282616310I don't even care about the drawings but the annoying thing is that some anons decided that they can rule the thread, you can't call out a spammer because he's against sasukeschizo, you can't post drawing because he did it it's kinda annoying, even if it derails the discussion for the entirety of the threas every time
>>282616336Jiraiya has a good eye for detecting which girls will be real knockouts when they're older
>>282616325Schizo, this shit started because you got assblasted over people saying "thanks op" even though it customary in storytime threads, but you're such a narcissistic tourist that you didn't know that.
>>282616358Thanks for avoiding the question and deflecting by calling me the shitposter once again
>>282616354tbfIt;s anime, no one is really ugly unless they go out of their way to do it
>>282616358Unironically where?
>>282616351Brother, you're only offended by it and call it "spam" because you know it's addressing you when you try to shit up the threads again.
>>282616364Because you are the ahitposter. You were soft-seething about Dailyramen again.
>>282616379>addressing youSo which one is the Sasukefag? Me >>282616325Or him? >>282616351No wait wait, let me guess, "it's both"
>>282616379No, I don't like to shitpost and he never answered me. I only dislike someone that think he decides what I can post
>>282616403>>282616404Watch them try to cope about the timestamps.
>>282616379Nta but multiple time that spam accused me to be the sasukefag, because by now sasukefag is a simple way to accuse someone you dislike, or just to shit up the thread and feel important imposing themselves on it, just like he did, even if on a lesser scale.
>>282616403Yeah, it's all you. The past IP wipes show your tactics.
>>282616424Nice drawing sasuketard, I thought you didn't like Sakura? Or... Pinkpiss, was it?
>>282616424Cute Sakura.
>>282616404>>282616420Don't start seething about Dailyramen and calling the threads shit then, schizo. You're really trying to dance around the subject here.
>>282616432You are coping so fucking hard right now, I haven't even checked the threads in like two weeks.
>>282616449But the threads actually are shit. Because of your witch hunt. NTA.
>>282616450Man, you sound stalemated by that. Lol. Stop trying to act like you haven't been exposed multiple times.
>>282616449I never did, these threads are probably some of the ones I like the most
>>282616474Please take your meds man I beg you
>>282616462Mask slip again.
>Dailies started in December >9 months later it's still the same schizo shit>All because of a crackshipHoly autism what the fuck are you doing
Ok, now he isn't even hiding he's shitposting>282616449I'm just the second you linked, and don't call the thread shit, it's you who try to shit them up these days.
Lol, the Sasukefag is fuming that his latest camofludg attempt failed. Look at these random posters who have suddenly popped into existence to debate the retard's usual shitposts against the thread. Am I supposed to believe these are genuine? Please!
No one ever accused Sasukefag of being smart
>>282616499I don't think I've ever seen an entire community this mindbroken over a crackship (it's what started it, that's the root), could this have been prevented by entertaining his delusions?>Inb4 sasukefagI said what I said. Look at the absolute state of these threads, I just want to talk about ninjas dude.
>>282616505Give it a rest, retard. Your latest attenpt to divide the threads failed. Go back to /v/ and seethe about it.
>>282616520Look at the timestamps tard. But somehow this isnt valid either for some reason you're about to make up.
>282616557Not him, as anon said you really should take your meds, if you legitimately believe every post you dislike is Sasukefag, normally people don't use similar scapegoats.
And now he's bringing up the crackship. Just how fucking stupid is this dude? He can't help himself.
>>282616553>mindbroken over a crackshipIt's not the crackship itself, no one cares for that, hell some would even like it, the issue was his schizoid instance of it being true and not a crackship
>>282616557Nta but the thread stopped being about Naruto and became all about him without him even being here
>>282616560>timestampYou're once again making it glaringly obvious after all the shit that was pulled before and thinking that's an argument. Seriously, just stop.
>>282616577That's the kind of cope that only a truly shitty sequel creates. Why did you allow it to get this bad? All you had to do was ignore him.
>>282616577>hell some would even like itWell you'd be completely fucking wrong. Only a retard would like those two together.
>>282616592Took us too long before we realized he's not trolling,but he's actually autistic ,by that point it was already too late.
>>282616581>without him even being hereLmao. Kek even. Get out of here, man. This is embarrassing.
>>282616601>Only a retard would like those two togetherThat didn't stop the Shikamaru x Tayu fag now did it?
>>282616601Nta but it's possible, every schizo who self insert in sasuke can prefer a blank slate he can imagine as he wishes instead than a character >>282616606Sorry I like the threads
>>282616603>Two characters who have never seen each other and probably only one knows about the other's existence>"Took us too long to realize he was autistic"Man, fucking... ?????
>>282616592He can't be ignored because he literally mass replies and samefags like he's doing now. Loser can carry conversations with himself. That's what he did in his shitty /nart/ general.
>>282616553It's just hatred for the guy, not his ship.>>282616601Nta, but I would be pretty indifferent to the ship if sasukefag wasn't behind it, I don't really like Sasuke and the only positive thing I can say about Hanabi is that I like the young hyuga, she's a non-character.I would probably still prefer SasuSaku.
>>282616617>Two characters who have never seen each other and probably only one knows about the other's existenceYeah? That's the point of crackships anon, you new here?
>>282616613Except those two actually had a fight in the manga? And they have some kind of chemistry?>>282616620>Faked an entire general being alive all by himself That's impressive honestly
>>282616628Are you actually defending hanasasu right now or whatever it's called, be fucking real with me
>hell some would even like itYup. There he goes. He's going to drop the mask completely soon and spam the threads again. This exact thing happened before.
>>282616631>And they have some kind of chemistry?Tayuya talking shot to everyone doesn't really count as chemistry, by that logic Naruto x Tayuya is also valid since they talked and briefly fought
>>282616643Meds now
>>282616641Not necessarily the ship itself, more so the idea of it just being a craskship and people looking too deep into it
>>282616627>It's just hatred for the guy, not his shipThe guy *is* the ship. Do I need to remind you that he's self inserting?
>>282616665Go ahead. Just drop the act. You've already cracked at this point.
>>282616676Considering you just quoted someone who I know isn't me because you have been calling us both the sasukefag for the better part of three hours now, no I don't think I will.
>>282616631Nta but it's a bit extreme calling it a fight, Tayuya did pretty much nothing>>282616675Sasuke grew, he can't accept it>>282616676You're a schizo
>>282616649Ship secured.
>Sasukefag thread>600+ repliesEvery time man
Bringing up the crackship and trying to say it has appeal and is low-key wanking himself off. So much for that rangeban, but dodged one before, yet everyone is supposed to believe the second one actually got him. Kek.
>>282616690(me)Sorry ignore the first point
>Desuarchive search "sasukefag">1512 results>43 pages dedicated entirely to the schizo I don't even have a reaction image for this, just... What...
>>282616373there are some real uggos in Naruto. Jiraiya himself, even as a young man, isn't exactly handsome.
>>282616714No one is saying that it has appeal, it's only that hanabi has no personality so anyone can give her any personal, and everyone is insulting him at any occasion
>>282616714He only dodged the first rangeban because of the hack, I guess they just reset everything
>>282616675It depends on how it's brought, if he posted a bit on his ship, normally, some would still be annoyed, but others, like me, would just ignore it or comment hanabi is cute, or that Sasuke is for Sakura.His pretentiousness and desire to lord over the threads just like the guy who labels everyone who disagrees with him as sasukefag is what makes him annoying.>>282616714Anon literally everyone said he was the worst, no one cares about the ship iself, beside a special brand of autists, it's just that you are annoying to most of the thread>inb4 samefagyes, keep living in your bubble where everyone who disagrees with you is a troll or a strawman, you're on the right road to end up like him.
>>282616752>no one cares about the ship iselfSpeak for yourself retard that shit makes my blood boil
>>282616693Naruto does tend to attract older women...
https://poal.me/sg0pz3
>>282616763Why? So we restart having something approaching a discussion about the characters of the manga
>>282616802They have never interacted, Jeet.
>>282616812And that's why I'm indifferent to it.
Get rekt faggot
>>282616832Being indifferent is the same as defending it, pick a side fag
>>282616899No it isn't, I don't defend or attack the ship, it's a crackship, who cares.If I had to choose one I would probably attack her, because SasuSaku makes more sense, but as a dumb crackship I don't feel for it, even if I was thinking about Hanabi I would do it in the context of Hyuga relationships, not with Sasuke in mind.
>>282616938Fencesitting faggot
>>282616899Nta but I dislike it just as much as any crakship whose fans will swear it makes sense while it has no canon basis. So in absence of annoying fans (the sasukefag) I don't really care about it
Oh there he is seething now, right there in the poll kek
>>282616954>So in absenceHe's right there
>>282616982No he isn't
>>282616996Literally look at the poll chat
>>282616768>Anko, Shizune, Tsunade, Konan, Hsku>not to mention he and Kushina were so flirty that it inspired countless doujinshiam I missing anybody?
>>282616975Where? >>282617000Ah thanks
>>282617003>he and Kushina were so flirty that it inspired countless doujinshiClans do tend to keep it in the family....
>>282617113and she does seem to be the type, given how crazy she was for Minato
>>282617152The googly eyes she was giving Naruto also doesn't help
>>282617184that's my point. she's the sort who would jump her own son's bone because he reminds her of her husband
>Naruto stays and trains with Tsunade, Sakura trains with Jiraiyawhat changes
>>282617296Sakura comes back pregnant
Another fun and productive thread I see
Welp, the Sasukefag lied about the rangeban. He was asked to show proof via screencap and refused. He's confirmed in the threads.
>>282617383Yes we had more than 400 posts normal before this stupid discussion
>>282617401That's still 200 posts of pure shit.
>>282617296If it's timeskip training then they are both pretty screwed. Sakura picks up actual jutsu like hair manipulation and summoning, maybe learns water bullet from the frogs to match her chakra nature but her base stats suck. She might be able to use some weird stuff like turning someone into a frog but when will that really be useful. Tsunade's knowledge is only applicable to someone who already has great chakra control and Naruto is terrible with theory, he'd spend a lot of time doing training for things he doesn't get results from. He probably starts shippuden with a janky version of the chakra-augmented punches that fizzle most of the time unless he's really locked in. Then it would just be like Yuji hitting black flashes.
Boruto won
>>282617411Who care threads normally don't get so soon to 400. We had more discussion than most of the time
>>282617389He lied? But we had a couple peaceful threads these past weeks before the recent ones, that's contradictory
>>282617439I wouldn't believe anon on him lying, Sasukefag is a liar and has already samefagged in the past but the anons who see him behind every shadow aren't the most reliable source.
>>282617422Probably Naruto would have better rasengan>>282617439They only want an excuse to shitpost more, so he refusing to give us an information is absolute proof
>>282617454Shut up sasukefag we literally have screenshots of you admitting you lied.
>>282617463Not him, shitposter.
>>282617469That's literally what you always say. Liar.
>>282617471That's what everyone you accuse say, guess why? You often mistake anyone who disagrees with you for him.
>>282617463Nta but no you don't anyway it's funny how he kept talking to himself
>>282617389Thread's over, how desperate can you get?
>>282617483Uh huh sasukefag. Want me to post the screenshot of your lies now or next thread?
>>282617489Nta and I disagree with him but2you are also here>>282617502Not him but post a screenshot of him saying yes was lying I'm not rangebanned
>>282617502Absence of evidence≠Evidence of absence, shitposter.
>>282617456He already had better rasengan (giant rasengan) and I don't see how Tsunade could give him pointers when she doesn't even know it. Maybe she just has him read the Scroll of Seals to find what clicks since he already mastered one of the forbidden jutsu from it already.
>>282617518*but you>>282617528Why would he do what you ask of him other than for his autistic pride
>>282617530Better chakra control should help him
>>282617528
>>282617579>>282617528It's over, sasukefag finally lost
>>282617589How so?
>>282617593He (You) admitted he (You) lied, can you not read?
>>282617605Nta, but he didn't, it seems even him noticed that it was fruitless (that's a new for him, it seems the first step towards hin leaving the threads), as you would just keep shitposting saying he lied.
>>282617605No I have pretty bad eyes, I only see you continuing the schizo theory and him saying stupid censored insults as usual
>>282617626>>282617627Nice phones, sasukefag. You literally got caught red handed kek.
>>282617422make it>Naruto goes with Orochimaru>Sasuke with Tsunade>Sakura with Jiraiyanow what
>282617638Thank you for continuing to show you're just shitposting.
>>282617638continuing repeating the same thing isn't a real proof
>>282617662You mean like you've been doing for the past 2 years, sasuke?
>>282617666>>282617662It's no coincidence that there's now two people immediately defending him right as proof of his lies was posted
>>282617670>>282617684The others probably got tired anon, it's all day that you accuse people based entirely on your feelings, and pretend they're proves.
Sasukefag lost Dailyramen will be very happy about this when he comes back
>>282617684Sorry if you just enterd but it's all thread we're saying the same thing. And I still don't see an actual proof
>>282617579I'm the one who posted that I like Temari
>>282617698>The others probably got tiredYeah right, but they're not tired of him and his retarded fanfic
>>282617649Naruto becomes absolutely cracked under Orochimaru, assuming that he's being used as a bargaining chip with the Akatsuki but Orochimaru is really intending him to push their shit in. Snake sage mode, immunity to poisons, tinkering with the seal making it much more effective, Naruto basically doesn't leak chakra anymore except for a slight amp. Sasuke learns ways to debuff Itachi with nerve-scrambling and medical chakra blades, chakra augmentation. He doesn't even become a swordsman though, he learned all that in canon from Orochimaru.
>Sasukefag pathetically trying to damage-control after exposing himself (again)My god, this is hilarious. This dude's a joke.
>>282617706>And I still don't see an actual proofAre you fucking blind, the screenshots are right thereKys sasukefag
>>282617706Sorry 200 postsWe are all tired of it. This thread no one said it was good. I'm tired of everyone accusing others of being sasukefag for no reason
>>282617716Anon we're all tired of him, no one is defending him, it's already been stated to you multiple time, we are tired both of him and of you trying to police the threads spamming to everyone you dislike that it's him.
Don't get distracted from the fact that sasuhana only got 1 vote for "I like it"
>>282617698>The others probably got tired anonMy fucking sides! You actually think this is a good excuse? Am I in a cartoon? Lmao! Just walk away before you make things even worse for yourself.
>>282617741>>282617739>Sasukefag seething that I just exposed him
>>282617713>he's sperging at me nowlol fuck you bitch
>>282617729Him not helping us stopping a discussion that's derailing the threads for literally hundreds of posts and will do the same the next It's not proof of anything >>282617758Do you realize that we're the schizo insulting each other in a useless discussion in athread well over bump limit?
>>282617748Yes, I voted indifferent, as I said it's a random crackship.>>282617758>>282617759Shitposters
Look at these posts coming in when they were all halted when he was seething in the poll comments. It's over. Dude's done. The truth is out.
You really honestly expect me to believe two different posters are defending him out of nowhereLmao sasukefag
What's the reply count record for these sasukefag threads?
>>282617799Anon, we didn't post because you didn't, if you didn't notice all the posts are answers to the shitposts trying to make Sasukefag into Danzo, and use him as a shiwld for theor own shitposts.>>282617803Not defending him illiteratebro.
I really hope Dailyramen is looking at this. Holy kek. Total Schizo Humiliation.
>>282617799I wasn't posting here because no one was, he has two devices >>282617803I'm not defending him anywhere, link a single post in this thread who defended him
>>282617828>trying to make Sasukefag into DanzoThat would really piss him off, let's do it
>>282617828My guy, enough is enough. You were caught. You confessed. Be a man and come clean.
>>282617834>Total Schizo HumiliationYou're assuming he is capable of feeling any shame
>Almost half the 700 reply thread is about sasukefagHoly fuck kill yourselves
>>282617841That would considerably worsen the writing of the thread even if it would be funny>>282617845Not him schizobro.Return when you will have better arguments than "everyone against me is a samefag" and you will admit you're just retarded.
>>282617839Sorry maybe you need an explanation, he has two devices so he can shitpost both on 4chan and there at once, you would notice it instantly this if he did it
>/v/ now instabans the sasukefag>Meanwhile /a/
How does one guy mindbreak a general this hard
>>282617900By being very annoying and autistic
>>282617918But this is supposed to be the place where all autists go
>700Wow. You schizos actually did it. Amazing.
>Written proof that sasukefg is a complete liar and admitted to it himselfLegendary thread.
>>282617984>Written proofWhere?
>>282617998>>282617579>>282617528
>>282618008That's not really "proof"
