Tenchi Bridge Reconnaissance MissionChapter 286: Naruto, Sasuke & SakuraPrevious chapter:>>282828168 Chapter 285Start: https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/a.desu.meta/subject/Daily%20Naruto%20Chapter/filter/text/page/8/daily(bnuuy)ramen is getting laid or something, i don't want to wait so i'm making the daily thread todayyoroshiku onegaishimasu!
Is this not Dailyramen?
>>282855971Oh, sorry, didn't read the whole first post.
>>282855933Ramen took the wrong turn while visiting that one tomb stone.
>>282855951Kishi's decision to make Naruto act like an insufferable faggot over Sasuke is truly one of his worst decisions in the series
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>>282855933Thanks, Substitute OP.
>>282856037Incredibly rare based Sakura moment
>>282856001Sai is objectively correct about everything here.
>>282855987>>282856001>>282856017>>282856037>Sai takes all those insults without any problem>Drops this TRUTH NUKE and SHARTruto seethes into violent rage only for Suckura to beat him to the punch (heh)Those...are our heros?
>>282856056Why is he so smug about getting punched? Is he a masochist?
>>282856078>TAKE MY HUSBAND'S NAME OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!
>>282856078So, why didn't she acted like that when Shikamaru and Kiba said Sasuke's head should be put on a stick later on?
Did Kishi ever confirm that Sai has autism? Do Japanese Naruto fans think he does?
>>282856125>Sakura famously doesn't know a lot of shit in the story for the sake of in-universe info dumps>But NOW she knows wood style
>>>282856084he finished getting laid
:^)
>>282856168>Don't you men think?What did he mean by this?
>>282856001Based and objectively true
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>Sai spits facts.>Gets yelled at and assaulted.Am I supposed to be against Sai in this chapter?
>>282856168>>282856182Naruto's dialogue makes it seem like Sai's dialogue got censored from saying Nard has a small d.
>>282856156Because those characters are part of the "in-group" who "know" Sasuke.
>>282856156obviously because the circumstances changed
>>282855933>is getting laid or somethingLol. Please that faggot could never.
>>282856176>Itachi? Who the fuck is that?>Danzo? Who the fuck is that?>Jinchuuriki and Bijuu? What the fuck are they?>Wood Style that was only known to be used by the 1st Hokage? I RECOGNIZE THAT JUTSU!
>>282856182
>>282856168Naruto doesn't seem like a character who would have a twink body.
>>282856001Sai's on the money. The fact they aren't (all) on a mission to kill Sasuke here is nonsense. Just because the other two rogue Leaf nin we know about at this point (Orochimaru and Itachi) left after doing mass murders, doesn't make Sasuke some innocent guy who left over nothing. Sai's even more correct: as far as the world sees it, Sasuke defected from Hidden Leaf to Hidden Sound. Naruto and Sakura are so clueless and treat Sasuke like a lost puppy.
>>282856213yamato was the ponytail ninja?
>>282856001Based. Traitors deserve the rope. He also ended up being completely spot on about Sasuke being an insane threat
>>282856078>person who has no clue who Sasuke really is or what he wants getting violent over hearing the truthPeople will call him a misogynist but Kishi understands women perfectly.
>>282856225it kind of is censored, at least according to an anon from the last thread
>>282856371Can’t tell if you’re talking about Sakura or Naruto, unironically
>>282856182>Bottom two panelsspot the main character.jpg
>>282856182sakura has no tits
>>282855933>the search for sauce about to continue
>>282856001>The glownigger has a stronger moral compass than Sasuke
>>282856200coward
>>282856406Sakura obviously, in the moment, but Naruto is the same way yes.
>>282855951>>282855968>>282855987>>282856001>>282856056He is the Wrost infiltrate I have ever seen. For someone who is suppose to not show emotions and blend in he is doing a terrible job
>>282855937rate my crew
>>282856001Saucebros, how do we cope?
>>282855951Is Sai supposed to be a good spy? kek
>>282856001glowie W
>>282856001Somewhere in the afterlife, Tobirama has given Sai his seal of approval
>>282856037Is this Sakura's "Obito was the coolest guy" moment?
>>282856467Ironically, him being a bad spy makes him a good spy in a team with another ANBU
I’m confused, I thought Sai was supposed to be a bad character
>>282856506Sakura has much worse moments. This isn't even in the top 20.
>>282856487>AfterlifeHe's in the Reaper's Belly for all eternity (or the foreseeable future...) because the guy who knows every jutsu in Konoha couldn't think of another way to crack Edo Tensei.
>>282856283To be fair she could've heard that from Tsunade.
>>282856213Thank you replacement OP>>282856540And good evening Ramen, holy shit the lack of colors makes her look flat as a board
>>282856182I wonder if she let naruto hit it after they found out he was packing.
>>282856112He's bleeding, making him the victor.
>>282855968What the fuck is Naruto doing? Isn't he supposed to be a shinobi? They're on a job, they need strong manpower to save Sasuke why is he whining that his new boyfriend isn't nice?
>>282856329No.
>>282856561Lol. What a faggot OP
Naruto continues to be the worst part of his own manga
>>282855968This is your MC lol
>>282856578It's all in the shading.
>>282856001this is 100% what happened. Naruto, the guy gleefully tried to kill you several times and didn't even mind that his body could be taken over just so he could get stronger
>>282856579>naruto>packinganon...
>>282856572If dailyramen dies, will someone continue the daily threads or no?
>>282856319Technically they want to get information regarding Orochimaru to retrieve him but ALSO to murder Orochimaru.
>>282856200>3 years with Jiraya and he learned how to be a pervertedGrim
>>282856176Its because the audience already knows about wood style so there is no need for exposition.
>>282856078Sakura you don't know Sasuke either. And he was actively annoyed by you 99% of the short amount of time he interacted with you
>>282855951>>282855968>>282855987>>282856037>>282856056Sometimes I find myself wondering if the reason why I like Part 1 over Shippuden is just because of nostalgia, but then I'll see this and I end up coming to the conclusion that Naruto and even Sakura have actually gotten LESS mature over the timeskip. This is such bizarre flanderization that's only compounded by the fact that I genuinely can't tell if Kishimoto made Sai the guy that was 100% in the right by pure accident (i.e. a failed strawman) or not, cause if it was on purpose then I have no idea why he's making his lead characters act like giant sperglords over Sasuke.
Hiashi won.
>>282856735I think Sai is more of a case of "a broken clock is correct twice..."
>>282856168so how can they be submerged that deep in water when all of them are devil fruit eaters??
>>282856112he was literally tortured as a child, and not in the normal naruto sense bruh
>>282856037you know, people get really bent out of shape when Sakura hits Naruto (even if it's some random fillershit), but Sai really got an outright sucker punch that's played tonally seriously and that's kinda fucked
>>282856182Naruto saying this out loud to convince Sakura.>blushing around guys>Sai notices bulge uwu
>>282856735I feel like the reason why Kishi shits on Sai later is specifically because he learned that fans were agreeding with him lmao.
>>282856735I'll defend part 2 sometimes but this is so fucking bad right now5KS is so much better
>>282856182Is that Sasuke's mom on the left?
>>282856738The Hyuugas are just the Hapsburgs of the Leaf
>>282856787It's how Sakura haters imagine Sakura punching Naruto.
The fact that Naruto and Sakura went hostile without addressing Sai's point proves that he won the argument despite only replying once.
When does ramen normally post on the weekdays?
>>282856618>me crashing out on niggas nitpicking each panel when I'm reading the daily
>>282856225that's exactly what happened, the anime sub corrects the translation a bit lmao
how much would sakura be improved if she was just a slut? this isnt a joke, im just wondering how far below her current character is when compared with a random streetwalking coked up pimped out prostitute from detroit? if anything, she would represent a kunoichi better
>>282856787The difference is that Naruto agrees with Sakura here and was about to do the same if she didn't stop him.So they can't complain without also calling out Naruto.Also, the average Naruto fan doesn't care about Sai's well being.
>>282856833The notorious thing about Naruto and Sakura is that they can never properly explain their acts or line of thinking when questioned. They usually just lash out.
>>282856874Sorry, everyone in Naruto is pure, monogamous, and only has sex after marriage
I feel bad for Yamato
I'm just saying, Suigetsu wouldn't compare Sai to Sasuke.
>>282856900but what about all those hinata doujins
>>282856100So he's using existing roots or something?
Now, if Hinata was here, would she agree or disagree with Sai regarding Sasuke? Or would she just side with Naruto because she likes him?
Would Sai insult Hinata and Tenten like he did with Sakura and (technically) Ino? Would he say to them?
>>282856841Don't really want to set up a schedule as a lot can happen and I'm not on time. But if it's really late, the coverage is more than welcomed.
>>282855933Does Naruto look better with red or blond hair?
>>282856981Hinata would be on the fence and try to calm both sides.
>>282856985he's not even insulting anyone. he's stating facts
>>282856001Based Sai
>>282857002Third is the best one.
>>282856577>Sakura! Did you know about wood style?>Your chuunin buddy being a traitor? I'm not going to tell anyone
>>282857002Blonde is his iconic look, but if it had to be red it should be a little longer
>>282857022Hey, Ino isn't ugly!
>>282856146>stop being retardsNot so draconian. They're child soldiers, punishment should be bigger than this
>>282856013I really fucking hate how Naruto is about Sasuke. Like it really keeps the manga from being good. He can want to get him back without being the way he is about him.I just keep thinking back to how, in terms of actual time on screen, they didn't spend much time together after the Chuunin exams fights started happening.
Chapter 286: Naruto, Sasuke & SakuraEND Tomorrow: Untitled
>>282856985>HinataEither say something about her eyes or her timid personality.>TentenProbably call her boyish or manly.>InoUgly (He technically said that in canon)
All of these guys are unlikeable but Sai actually sounds like a committed ninja
>>282856182Imagine impregnating everyone in the last two panels
>>282856001>>282856037Sai is literally correct. This scene feels like it's playing out for the fandom than the actual story
>>282856037>>282856056>>282856078Girl Naruto moment.
>>282856176tbf, it probably comes up in the school history books. she was supposed to be the school smart one after all. we all forget sometimes cause sakura doesnt really have a character
>>282857002He looks like shit with red hair because his skin is too dark.Red only looks good with lighter/paler skin.
>>282857083>>282856213Arigatou, OPs!
>>282856182i like the panel consistency
>>282856125Here comes the first bullshit
>>282857039Didn't she explain what was the deal with Danzo in the previous chapter?
>>282856735The failed strawman shit is hilarious to me, Sai has the same energy as the caricatures in venting webcomics where the "bad guy" is actually just making genuinely valid points because the creator is that lacking in self-awareness
>>282856146Realistically, there would be zero chance the only (known) Wood user alive wouldn't be known far and wide throughout the village, especially the only known survivor of Orochimaru's gene experiments.
>>282857124>Wood style is in the books>But not Mito, Madara, the Uchiha massacre or the elemental affinities
>>282857130Right looks like the kind that has sex with your childhood friend and her mother at the same time.
>>282857105in fact, there is zero things naruto or sakura can say in this situation that has any positive sway towards sasuke's defense both cause there isnt any but also they dont know anything about sasuke themselves
>>282857173this is cope, jose
>>282856213>>282857083Aw sweet, two flavors of ramen for the price of one!
>>282856735Oh yeah no, Part 1 is just better written than Shippuden all around. Character writing especially.
>>282857002Naruto would not be one of the most famous anime characters of all time if he wasn't blonde. It just goes too well with his overall design. He'd need a slight but complete overhaul to make red hair work.
Redhead flatty sexo
>>282856001No wonder he got written out of the story later on
>>282857170well yeah, they rewrote history for the younger generations while glowing up george washington of ninjas
>>282857215If Obito couldn't keep Rin, then Minato isn't allowed to keep this.
>>282857231he was actually interesting, cant have that
>>282856001Kishi realized Sai was on to something and apologized by giving him the second hottest bitch in the series
>>282857263was he though?
>>282857274The first is Tenten.
>>282857280compared to sakura? yes
>>282857162I suppose because he's an ANBU.
>>282857209It's weird how this looks like an animation cel even though I'm pretty sure all of Naruto was colored digitally
>>282857260Minato was an actual chad
>>282857336>gets cucked by his student
>>282855933Can you just replace OP? The inconsistent time schedule is annoying. Or can we just have a dedicated time slot for anybody to dump the next chapter so we aren't waiting on OP to do his job?
>>282856735I feel like it has to be accidental because a purposeful writer would use Sai as a way to really dig in deep regarding the shallow and really extremely attachment Naruto and Sakura have towards Sasuke rather than just slapping his shit in and trying to sweep it under the rug
>>282857354no fuck you, 60 second timer is annoying asfsomeone needs to gift dailyramen a 4chan pass so he can dump the whole chapter at once
>>282857289this guy knows what's up. I just got in touch with my ex and compared her to tenten and a Female Kakashi, lmao.
>>282857348...in Kekbito's IT dream, maybe.
>>282857348>gets cucked by his-ACK
>Obito>Cucking anyoneDoes blud know his favorite is merely a benchwarmer for when CHADkashi dies?
the icing on the cake is that Sai is basically just saying what 99% of Konoha also believes
so madara's plan was just to end of evangelion everyone?
>>282856213Sakura is LITERALLY Tsunade!!
>>282856535He supposed to be because he's a discount Sause who disrespects the original.
Obito only cucked Kakashi of dying first.
>>282857387>someone needs to gift dailyramen a 4chan passWhy? He can't even figure out a normal dump schedule. Just set a time so anyone can do it.
>>282857442its not even a secret. thats what was written in the report. naruto could have added his own comments in the report but naruto cant write
>>282857467>Sai is "We have Sauce at home"I think you might be into something.
>>282857461>Wow she is LITERALLY me!
>>282856735>Sai the guy that was 100% in the right by pure accident (i.e. a failed strawman)It's definitely this one
I've always said that Sasuke leaving the village, at least that early, was the worst thing to happen to the series and I stand by it. Doesn't give enough time for actual attachment and bonds while It completely warps where the development and plot could go especially with the Uchiha wank
>>282857480Lmao.>>282857491Those are fake btw.
>>282857467tbf, every ninja in konoha other than naruto and sakura would be fucking livid to be compared to a traitorous cockroach like sasuke. sai had alot of self control to not spit in their face.
>>282856735the spergy behavior is accentuated by the fact that I could not see Jiraiya or Tsunade getting this butthurt if someone shittalked Orochimaru in front of them after he left Konoha, their obsession with Sasuke is legitimately creepy
>>282856001Fucking BASED Sai telling it like it is
>>282857474Do you have anything better to do with your life than constantly seething over Dailyramen?
The fandom will say that parallelfagging is good and complex but can't give any non superficial similarities between Sai and Sasuke.
>>282856429despite his faults, Danzo and Root never once believed what they were doing was anything other than in Konoha's best interest.
>>282857551they both have a brother
>>282857551they gave sai the same locker number that sasuke had. this warrants several flashbacks to the locker during their cinematic fight.
>>282857503Stop trying to undermine your boss, Shizune. You already got found out leaking shit to the elders
>>282857563>despite his faultsAll of them. They did absolutely nothing for Konoha in the end.
>>282857503they were always big, but if she didn't transform they'd be on the floor
>>282857577the graves of shitty uchiha says different
>>282857569Sai doesn't have a biological brother, just another child soldier he bonded with
>>282856078Sakura and Naruto have literally no argument against the facts Sai dropped so all they can do is resort to violence
>>282857563the road to hell is paved with good intentions and there's no way to really claim killing unknowing children or trying to assassinate the leader or letting the village burn is in its best interest
>>282855951>Sorta sounds like him tooOkay so in Dragon Ball I know that Yajirobe was made to give Krillin's seiyuu a character to voice act since the latter got killed, but what about Sai relative to Sasuke? I genuinely don't recall Sai sounding similar
>>282857600It's partly his fault they wanted to revolt.
>>282857615their names start with s
>>282857130>>282857215He has the hottest mother in the entire show. >Looks nothing like her.Also theres a theory that explains that minato was half nigerian/south. Explains why genes were so strong, they overruled the byakugan 2 generations later.
>>282856591in terms of actual Ninja shit, Naruto has practically zero canon experience. He went on a couple of missions with Sasuke and Sakura, the mission against the Sound 5, and the mission to save Gaara from Akatsuki. That's about it. in all instances he was partnered with people he was already pretty good friends with.
>>282857615Is that why Goku pointed out they sorta resembled eachother?
>>282857600>literally gives rise to the biggest threat to the world since Madara
>>282856200Yamato just saved Naruto's life
>>282857646Didn't they have off-screen missions?
>>282857584Who doesn't love hags with some sag?
>>282857636>our powers are literally being irrationally emotionalthe clan of karens. tobirama did nothing wrong
>>282857660OH NO NO NO GOKAGEBROS
>>282856591the whole point of the show is that Naruto doesn't know what the fuck he is doing until he figures it out a few dozen chapters from now
>>282856200It's weird how Naruto fluctuates between being a horndog and being a borderline clueless asexual
>>282857660goes to show, dont leave a job half finished
>>282857680Has Tsunade had sex since she became the Hokage? Forcing Shizune to eat her out doesn't count btw
>>282856225He's not calling it small here, just saying he really does have one after all.
>>282857689tobirama is the reason why they chimp out
>>282857209it's a matter of colour balance. red hair would clash with the orange clothes. switch the clothes to teal or some other shade of light blue and the red hair would work fine
>>282857724Yes. With me. We're expecting.
>>282857689>"we're being ostracized and there's that old faggot trying to kill us unchecked">"that sucks but chill your nips"
>>282856779Now that you mention it, Kanjuro has the exact same power as Sai.
>>282857724Tsunade is a 60 year old virgin granny
>>282857737Expecting what?
>>282857289>>282857398I like how in the filler she's shown to be kinda dumb, but the kind of dumb that tries to hide it by being really serious
>>282857730they are the chimp out clan. its on the fucking pamphlet they themselves hand out that they are powered by chimp outs.
>>282857204not really, good character writing in part 2 is consistently good
>>282857724Probably to pay gambling debts.
>>282857680my late partner was 18 years older than me and had DDDs and it was glorious
>>282857584What exactly is it about Tsunade that makes her look like this at age 50-53 again? I don't understand, is it the forehead seal and the same thing is going to happen to Sakura?
>>282857650yeah, Toriyama stated he sounded like Krillin specifically to give her a role.
>>282857746Kanjuro's powers seem way more busted, the shit he draws can look 100% live like and doesn't die after one hit
>>282857771>on the fucking pamphlet they themselves hand out that they are powered by chimp outs.not at first
>>282855968>>282855987>Start fighting with your teammate>Your boss tells you to cut it out>Refuse and throw an even bigger tantrumSome shinobi
>>282857674maybe, but they never addressed it. There was never much of a statement of time progression from the end of the Chunin exams onwards. It could be a few weeks, could be months.
>>282857803I could've sworn there was something about her aging quicker because she's using jutsu to make herself look young all the time, but I feel like I just hallucinated that explanation
>>282857723which would literally doom the world, though that's par for the course for Danzo I guess
>>282855987Couldn't they have called their team anything other than team Kakashi, since he isn't even there? Just say they're team Yamato now. I mean half of Team 7 is missing
>>282857724I imagine there was a time where she went full self-destructive whorebag mode in the hopes it would kill her.
>>282857802pics or it didn't happen
>>282857740they were a top clan. each clan had its own problems to solve. the uchiha's fault was trying to get someone else to wipe their ass for them. the uchiha clan was depicted as massive, several families, closed community, upper echelon. they were a clan larger than any other clan depicted in konoha. their power was bitching and moaning that tax dollars paid for them exclusively. uchiha were a joke.
>>282857834it was the super healing, not the 'look young' jutsu. she created the youth jutsu to hide how the super healing jutsu aged her faster.
Reminder Sauce did more for the village by killing Danzo than what Danzo and Root ever did for the village.
>Sasori>Deidara>SaiThe artfag characters are already the more entertaining new characters introduced so far
>>282855933>daily(bnuuy)ramen is getting laid or something, i don't want to wait so i'm making the daily thread todayExtremely bad form, that only invites drama down the line.
Under my hokage regime, every kumoichi will learn the Byakugo seal so they look like supermodels forever>Captcha:JMANV
>>282857889Danzo what the fuck are you doing here
>>282857835ironically wouldnt cause without any uchiha, theres no one to doom the world.
>>282857765Tenten isn't talented or clever per se but she is the most generally self aware and generally intelligent of all the OG characters, second only to Shika. She was the only one that actually recognize she was in a dream sequence in Infinite Tsukoyomi and tried to break out, even if she eventually fell into it.
>>282856001>Reveal a painfully obvious flaw of the main characters>Refuse to develop past it at all>Even deny it until the plot deems the characters right all alongWhy is Kishi like this
>>282857922He's prob getting raped by the other warehouse workers, realistically...
>>282857879this is a 2D board, sir (and I'm grieving ;______________________________;)
>Jiraiya is the only one of the Sannin that embraced aging and he basically died for itThe world is cynical
I smell... peculiar food...
>>282857934being right and using the former uchiha property for a new shopping mall
>>282857938yeah the filler is from way before she had a real canon personality beyond "I am sick of Guy and Lee's antics"
>>282856001
>OP is back to his racist baitingLol
>>282857809why are you such a prick towards someone doing something nice that you clearly don't have the effort to do?
>>282857986>someone doing something nice Nope. He was told to fuck off at the very beginning but didn't listen>that you clearly don't have the effort to do?Others have dumped. It's not hard, and the faggot OP just ignores any other dumps. Why do you care so much about the faggot OP?
>>282857973pretty sure the property is still unused to this day, considering he goes back to the stone tablet underneath one of the houses
>>282857946does it with Pain, too. he utterly demolishes Naruto's worldview and Kishi realises he fucked up and had no real answer so had to engage in the most blatant Talk no Jutsu in the entire series to have Naruto pull out the win.It honestly would've been better if Naruto just said "I don't care" and executed Nagato mid-sentence. at least then Kishi could dispense with the notion that Naruto as a person has any personal philosophy beyond "whatever is in my and Konoha's best interest". at least that would be consistent.
>>282857934I was about to ask why the Akimichi quarters needed so much space, then I realized it's a very dumb question.
>>282857771Given that the Hyuuga are supposed to be related to the Uchiha, I wonder if they similarly get power-ups if they choose to chimp out. Neji seemed to be abnormally strong compared to his peers and he was angsty as fuck.
>>282857460No, human instrumentality erases the barriers between people so there is no longer shame or guilt. Infinite tsukuyomi hands you a simulated life with successes and without traumas that you would fail to obtain in the real world. No one in the divine tree's cocoons is actually interacting with each other.
>>282857002what is japanse fetish in making the Shonnen MC dad being either away or more chad than him?
>>282858043I actually liked Naruto's talk with Nagato. The mass resurection was bullshit though
>>282857935obito was already gone numbnuts
>>282857600>Konoha's greatest assets beyond the jinhurikis and the once in a million prodigies.If other villages actually did shit like Konoha always think they do, the leaf would be on the map anymore.
>>282857960how did you get dumped by a hagpathetic
>>282858066it's not really fair to compare kids/teens to grown men. Gags and the sheer retardation of the hokage system aside, adult Naruto is pretty great
>anon once again has difficulties understanding themes in a series meant for children
>>282857730Was Tobirama even alive when Orochimaru left Konoha? The timeline doesn't line up.
>>282858106the theme of "dont be like the uchiha"
>>282858062And they'll become a white Zetsu in a few years...
>>282858131>what is the Hiruzen/Orochimaru fight in Konoha crush
>>282858094who's to say they didn't? Mist village was regularly putting their kids in battle royales to the death, and the Stone village were openly allied with Akatsuki. Of everything we know about other villages, the Cloud and Sand were shown to have the fewest skeletons in their closet.
>>282858095>lateNTA but I think mortality got in the way.
>>282858021>He was told to fuck off at the very beginning but didn't listenMy memory escapes me, who told him to fuck off exactly?
how different would the world be if Itachi, Kisame, Sasori, and Deidara were the Kages of their respective villages?
>>282857914Deidara is based idc what people way
>>282858190Itachi would probably be Hiruzen-lite, Kisame, it depends but generally no idea, Sasori and Deidara would be bad because they weren't completely sane.
>>282857934you have to retroactively insert every Genma/Hayate/Iruka/etc. character into a clan for this map to make any sense, there are too many side characters for all the unmarked areas. Tell me this is fanmade.
>>282858163I forgot they retain their memories after being brought up.>>282858166None of those where towards Konoha though.
>>282858131no wtf
>>282858106Such great values were to taught to children such as >You are wrong if you hurt my feelings>I am special and that's what matters>Women are insufferable
>>282858212the rest of them live in the giant heads silly. dont question this ai map i found on deviant art
>>282858095>>282858175every day I grow stronger because of the lessons she taught me
>>282858189Anonymous
>>282858021why are you so cynical? I don't care who makes the OP, but why be an asshole?
>Leaf's strongest clan gets wiped out>Nobody invades>Leaf gets wrecked by Sand and loses half of their army>Nobody invades>Leaf gets turned into a giant crater by Pain>Nobody invadesKonoha, your paranoia has no basis.
>>282856874Real kunoichis and glowies were lust ridded freaks, so it would be cool, have you read the CIA torture report, mentally ill fucks.
>>282856001Based Sai dropping a TRVKE all over shitruto and shitkura. Kishi knew damn well that's the truth of this series. I thought you fags said Sai sucked.
>>282858266You said that?
>>282858212it's wrong anyway because it's missing major stuff like the Sarutobi clan. Every character, or at least most belonging to a clan isn't an issue since that's the whole basis of the village system, though there's room for 1 offs or migrants. There are necessarily lesser clans too
>>282858271You forgot the nine tails attack that killed the villages leader
>>282858271It's all Konoha propaganda.
>>282858190Suna would become a powerhouse but at the cost of being Bloody Mist 2.0. Kisame feels like he'd actually be a reasonable guy but he's never been a leader. Deidara would have people doing art-suicide bombings with his ninjutsu and would probably cause an alliance against his village.Despite what every character in-universe says about him, i.e. all the Kishi wanking, Itachi would be a horrible leader. Konoha would be strong, but his idea of tard-wrangling would just be to genocide a clan that has any type of issue with how things are being run. There are so many retcons about the situation but he is way to easily convinced to kill his family for the sake of the village.
>>282858131No. Orochimaru left after Minato was named Hiruzen's succesor.
>>282858269>I don't care who makes the OPGreat. Then we agree we can have other people dump since the one piss OP sucks at it
>>282858271technically getting attacked by the sand is getting invaded by the sand. the other are internal konoha problems tho, even pain
>>282858271To be fair the ones that might've wanted to invade Konoha weren't in good conditions of doing so, for one Akatsuki invaded anyway.
>>282858293I was one of them, yes. What does it matter?
>>282858271As in real life, yet there are always people defending that behaviour:>>>/g/106819573
>>282858271As long as Might Guy lives, attacking Konoha will fail.
>>282858271Sorry Naruto but Kakashi is just too busy to help. We need him to protect the vilalge from all these invasions. Good luck retreiving Sasuke!
>>282858312With Kisame I think it'd depend if he was betrayed or not, that's when he snapped and said fuck the village.
>>282858361The main goal of the mission was to gather intel first and it isn't like they replaced Kakashi with a nobody like Iruka.
>>282858353You're still pent up about nearly a year later?
>>282858271you can't run a place under the assumption that you'll never be attacked when weakened especially in a war torn hellhole setting, The plot avoiding it doesn't mean the in-universe rationale is wrong
>>282858402Nah. I just enjoy calling the one piss faggot out from time to time. Also hi dailyramen
>>282858390Oh I'm talking about the Sasuke Retrieval Arc and the bullshit excuses that no chunin or jonin could go
>>282858346What was Iwa doing during all that?Or Kumo?
It's amazing how much Dailyramen mindbroke this schizo just by simply posting a Naruto chapter a day in his spare time.
>>282858372Kisame's later characterization is interesting. He hates the lies and deception of the world they live in, but doesn't try and change it himself. And considering he's pretty much the best Water Style user in the series, if he wanted to force his way into being Mizukage it would've happened. In this scenario if he just finds himself as Mizukage, I think it'd be pretty good for the Mist.
>>282858423Yeah that was kinda retarded, the higest rank ninja was Shikamaru.
It's amazing how often one piss ramen samefags thinking anyone actually cares about OPs
>>282858424>IwaStill trying to replenish their numbers after getting Minato'd two decades prior>KumoWhole village was too busy staring at Samui's tits and Mabui's legs to realize Konoha was attacked
was konoha actually a hidden village? theres like tourists coming and going, not to mention the giant fucking faces you can see for miles
>>282858424Iwa probably being shit and hiring Akatsuki to pull their bodies under the sand, while their jinchurikis were getting fucked in the background, probably why they weren't very open. Kumo minding their own bussiness as usual.
>>282858403If the leaf or any other village won't be invaded at any point of weakness, how am i, as a reader, supposed to take that plot-line seriously if there couldn't be a better opportunity for it?
>>282858423>>282858454they were explicitly stretched thin yet still taking understaffed missions to not appear weak. It was a fine scenario unless you wanted Tsunade herself to retrieve him, which is a valid opinion since he's the last Uchiha
>>282858454>>282858423Iruka would've been a good character to send along as leader. Established chunin and Sasuke was his student not all that long ago.
>>282858482'hidden' is something the tourist board came up with
>>282858497The Sound 4 (+2) vs Tsunade would be fun
>>282858354>/g/Everything about that board is bizarrely terrible to me, how the fuck is there so much shitflinging over OS's and browsers when it's a hard science?
>>282858469>MabuiThe biggest loss of the war.>>282858482The villages are marked on maps, "hidden in leaves" not hidden in the sense it can't be found, that may apply to Kirigakure but because of the mist.
>>282858469>Still trying to replenish their numbers after getting Minato'd two decades priorMinato was not a ninja for that long and i doubt his body count was that high in the early days.Besides, not only is it unlikely that they were still short-staffed at the moment but if they REALLY were then that just brings the question of why Iwa wasn't invaded.
>>282858546anon Minato wipes like half of them out. It's canon.
>>282858493because (you) are aware that the cloud already tried to pull shit, the sand did pull shit, and that there's always the possibility of somebody else pulling shit
>>282858531thinking it's a hard science is your first mistake
>>282858482Madara couldn't envision the village expanding beyond a cluster of huts which is why he named it the village hidden in the leaves. Kumo, Suna, etc. just adopted a naming convention having no insight into Madara's pessimistic head.
>>282858546Iwa probably contracted Akatsuki to keep invaders at bay. And seemingly they were embarrassed of having lost two Jinchuriki to them.
>>282858491it's funny that the most outwardly aggressive kages by personality run BY far the most peaceful and diplomatic villagegotta work it out at the table, not on the battlefield
>>282858572That doesn't address what i said.
>>282858336By "other people " you just mean (You) where you'll quickly decide to dump volumes nonstop to get rid of the daily threads sooner like you have always failed to do.
>>282858600Cloud is supposed to be the America equivalent in that universe.
I remember that as the chapters came out, Sai was never a popular character. But he has a compelling role in this arc. He was a Sasuke replacement, but also a verified Sasuke hater. He didn't have any attachment to Naruto's class, he wasn't there for Sasuke's "good" moments. Just a 3rd party perspective of Sasuke's betrayal from the village. At the same time nobody knew what happened to Sasuke just yet (the Shippuden Anime jumps ahead to Sasuke in the 1st episode). It was left in the air what kind of person he turned into...
>>282855968>>282855987seriously WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS, how can he be acting like this at all, let alone on a mission>>282856001am I supposed to not like Sai? Because this is the exact opposite of how you get me to not like Sai.>>282856037This is the most successful sneak attack she ever performs in the entire series, and it's against a teammate who has done absolutely nothing wrong.>>282856056the most chad reaction possible to that sneak attackThis chapter was completely unreal. Naruto and Sakura are beyond irrational, have absolutely no argument and don't even attempt to make one, AND physically attack their teammate. They should have both had their headbands revoked on the spot and escorted back to the village in a wooden cage. The hot spring shit at the end some of the most tone-deaf whiplash I've ever read. Was kishi literally autistic or something?
>>282858531it's just consumerist brand wars
>>282858534i wanna say its a remnant of an early concept. i feel like kishi was still toying with the idea that naruto was set in a modern day parallel world. like naruto could visit tokyo but konoha was hidden from the rest of the modern world like the folktales of real ninja villages were from the rest of feudal japan.
>>282858531whats your distro
>>282858595>thinking it's a hard science is your first mistake/x/fags be like
>>282858579Neither of those invaded konoha at a moment of weakness.
>>282858600it's extremely convenient for the plot too since they easily stomp everybody once Minato dies
>>282858617Lol. It's delicious how schizo you are. I've never dumped more than a chapter since this general starter lmao
>>282858638The truth is Kishi has no way to rationalize Naruto and Sasuke wanting Sasuke back outside of personal attachment which is not bad in itself but they are willing to dedicate missions and have the Hokage pull strings in order to make getting back Sasuke top priority and the cherry on top is that Sasuke left on his own free will. He wasn't kidnapped.
>>282858632but America is literally the exact opposite of what I just said
That music... getting closer...
>>282858103I know, but it always bothers me that the fathers are portrayed as self-assured gigachads. The main character may be stronger than him, but the feeling is that if it weren't for the mom genes, they would have been even better, lol.
whats madara's ninja info card say?
>>282858684I guess their criteria is that he was coerced by Orochimaru because of the curse mark, etc.
>>282858676>trying to lie even though you have the exact same complaints as you did in the pastJust read the chapter and shut up already. Nobody gives a fuck about your grudge against OP.
>>282858707whops forgot pic
>>282858707Eh, Bardock had different interpretations none of them really make him a gigachad.
Am I exaggerating when I say Naruto and Sakura were more mature as 12 year olds than now?
>>282858743no
>>282858743They weren't hormonal teens back then.
>>282858734to be fair bardock only appear in one panel in the entire manga
>>282858743They're more angsty because they're full teenagers in Shippuden.
>>282858724You know naruto is a father these days
>>282858688now compare that to euro foreign policy when they actually had the power to project it on the world stage
>>282858719>getting this defensive over piss ramenHi dailyramen lol rough day at the warehouse?
>>282857722Kishimoto has no idea what he's writing
>Dailyramen made an entirely new thread a whole hour after this one was already up to repost the same chapter because someone else posted it firstThe schizo was right?? sa-sasukefag... I may have misjudged your autistic breakdowns..
>>282858807brown
That smell...
>>282858822>>282858832Is that your only defense? >>282856084 This is bullshit
>>282856001>>282856037>Sakura: "YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! I'M GONNA MARRY THAT MAN AND HAVE A KID WITH HIM!">Naruto: "AND WHEN I HAVE A KID OF MY OWN I'M GONNA MAKE SURE THEY ARE BEST FRIENDS WITH HIS KID!"Sai just doesn't comprehend the optics of what he's opposing. He needs to stop thinking about the past and present and start thinking about the future like a true intellectual.
Like... it starts with a "c" I think...
>>28285874312 years is the age when kids want to be adults, so they like to act responsible and prove they can be serious. When they hit 14, they all turn into insufferable retards who think they are better than society and that society owes them, constantly seeking a brand new intimacy. And they will only return to sanity at 20. Well, we can say shippuden has a good portray of teenagers
>>282858857Canadians?
>>282856572>Just keep going. The others will probably migrate here seeing that the main thread is upThis is just pathetic
>>282856001>N: You don't get it, Sasuke only did all that because of his weird brother complex>S: ...Go on
>>282858807You don't understand only Piss Ramen is allowed to dump chapters, because....because he is!
>>282858695Imagine if it was the Sasuke and Manabu Arc
>>282858636I like Sai's role as a reflection for team 7. I wish Kishi had done more with it, especially after Sasuke's re enter.
>>282858907Why is this allowed? Like for real this guy gets a pass for everything, if anyone else steps out of line everyone gangs up on them calling them schizo
that comment about having no legacy sliced through him like a hot knife through butter
Honestly I wonder if actual Saifags are a thing, he has some actual funny moments here and there
>>282858807What's the problem? He migrated to this thread when he found out
>>282858684But their having so much attachment to saucegay doesn't make sense either because they went on all of TWO MISSIONS with the guy and he was unconscious for like 1/3 of that. Naruto is a bit more understandable in the beginning because he sees him as a rival and they're both orphans but his delusional homolust is really creepy. And the only two meaningful interactions sakura had with him in part 1 was when he knocked her out and called her a cunt for shitting on naruto's dead parents. There really needed to be like one more arc inbetween land of waves and chuunin exams to flesh out the main trio because as is it's absurdly shallow and melodramatic.
>>282858807It was actually 8 minutes later, i don't expect you to look at the clock correctly.
>>282858975I like him for making Naruto seethe with his anti-Sasukefagging, and as a self-insert vehicle to fuck Ino
>>282858955Who? One piss ramen or the schizo? Both have been banned before. I don't think any of the people defending ramen are genuine. Either samefagging ramen or some racist poster that enjoys baiting.
>>282858980Because he realized it would be too shameless and wouldn't get away with it if he actually redumped everything as usual, guy is just a piece of shit
Can we please get a fan, that smell is unbearable!
>>282859007Ramen, obviously. Sasukefag never gets a pass for anything lol for good reason too but that doesn't mean the other guy is a saint
>>282855951Naruto is acting up a bit, but Sai did just recently jump him to test him out and called him a weak bitch. He is already off on the wrong foot with Sai. Don’t see there being an escalation if that didn’t happen earlier.>>282856001Sai is also technically right. He doesn’t know Sasuke, other than the fact that he did abandon the village. Most people wouldn’t want to be compared to a deserter. Nobody wants to be like Sasuke in this manga so far
Why is this guy so obsessed with indians?
>>282858975I don't remember caring for Sai when I first watched the anime years ago. But I really enjoy his sperg moments and its consequences
>>282858835Anon, look at the time that thread was posted and compare that to this one.
>>282859034You don't get it, /a/ *needs* to be a racebaiting shithole like other boards
>>282859027Ramen has been banned before, i don't think anyone actually cares about him. Pretty sure he samefags way more than people realize. Nobody has ever cared about OPs the way piss ramen wants people to care about him.
>>282859034whom'st
What exactly are Tsuande's hokage polices besides "Naruto is always right and we need to let him do whatever he wants"?
>>282859052>i don't think anyone actually cares about himEither it's a level of samefagging I've never seen before or he actually has people polishing his knob 24/7, I don't know what's worse
>>282859010You think Ramen knew about this thread before posting his?
>>282859101>You think Ramen knew about this thread before posting his?Absolutely yes, so what if it was a few minutes later? That gives him plausible deniability. I suspect he gave up because he realized if he continued that would prove his nemesis schizo right
>We're going back to accusing everyone you dislike being either ramen or Saucekek
Why are you talking to yourself
>>282859076Probably 70% samefagging 25% baiting and 5% fellatio
>>282859127Because (You) are sasukefag.
>>282856995Censors took a butchers knife to these panels.
>>282856847No see it's important to complain about the exact same thing every single thread since kishi didn't completely alter his writing style between chapters catered to my specific personal tastes
>>282859126You have any proof of this besides your own thoughts?>>282859142I thought i was daily ramen?
>>282858770I mean, I'm not going to defend the fact that Colonial Europe and 1900s France/England/Germany and Japan+pre-Revolution China were worse but that's not a good benchmark
Like why can't you at least admit the OP is addicted to attention? Why defend him at all? Just be real and that way we can start improving the threads (hopefully with a better, more constant OP)
We gotta do something about that stench first
>>282858975I like him more than the main characters if that counts for somethingHis outfit is super gay though
>>282859165>You have any proof of this besides your own thoughts?So... saying "it's so obvious, he's right there" only applies to the schizo? whenever it's the OP it's invalid? got it.
You don’t about someone’s friend like that, they went through life and death. Naruto and Sasuke saved a cat village and took care of an ostrich, they are filler friends.
>>282859228I'm not the curry poster though, even went against him when it came to his instance on any drawfag showing up being the schizo.
>>282859172Only thing I'm addicted to is this bun. People here are cool and if they thank me, they thank me.
>>282858983Just consider that Naruto's delusions become so powerful and contagious that people have entire conversations with him that don't actually happen/ are not verifiable for anyone else. He does have drlusions like exaggerated flashbacks and sexual scenarios that get expressed through sexy jutsu.Naruto having delusional homolust is what happens when he enters puberty with a lot of confused and unresolved stuff and no parents to judge what is right or wrong, preferable or not.Sakura and Naruto both definitely feel robbed of what they thought might happen with Sasuke had he remained a Konoha ninja.
>>282858975While people generally agreed he was right about what he said he still was generally disliked too.
>>282859256Weird how racists posts only happen when you're around. The warehouse must really take its toll.
>>282859248>any drawfag showing up being the schizoThat one is probably true though >>282859256Never (You) me again, you shitty fag OP>and if they thank me, they thank meHoly narcissism, get replaced bitch
i don't get it, where's the racism
>>282856146>>282856168I forgot that i did like yamato. he's a funny guy doing his best.
>>282859256>and if they thank me, they thank meEvery time I think my hatred for you has peaked, you come here and say shit like this
Quality thread
We adore Carrot here
>>282857354>>282857387>>282857474>>282857548>>282857809If i had a nickle for every time someone props up a sub OP by shitting on ramen only for them to change opinions when the subs defends ramen i'd have 2 nickles, which isn't much but it's funny that it happened twice.
>>282856001The fact he's able to tell this despite being emotionally mute leaves Naruto in shambles.
>>282859326>He's continuing his dump at the other threadAmazing. This guy has zero self awareness.
>>282856684>learned>sexy jetsu mastered before chapter 1
>>282859330Who's defending the one pisser?
Can you stop pretending to be three people and just post as an individual?
>>282857934This map is retarded
>>282859358yup, Ramen ALWAYS wins
>>282859276>There are racist posts on 4chan
>>282859371That's what we've been asking of ramendude but he continues to derail his own threads for some reason
>>282858975I like Sai’s jutsu and general personality at great contrast to the others. He also has a character arc he undergoes into the story, and he is a different spin on a childhood soldier in comparison to the rest of the cast. I don’t think Naruto has characters that are completely hated or reviled, many are liked to some degree which was the manga’s strong point. If you didn’t like one character, you could find another interesting.
>>282859354The OP
>it didn't work the previous 285 times but surely my samefagging routine will turn people against the OP today!
The Sasukeschizo is doing that thing where he floods a thread with a barrage of posts pretending to be multiple people spouting the same exact talking points trying to drag Dailyramen through the mud thinking he can somehow gaslight people into turning against him.
>NOOOOOOOOO THE THREAD MUST HAVE MYYYYYY TRIPFAGGOT CODE>NO ONE ELSE CAN HAVE ATTENTION ONLY ME ME ME MEIt's all so tiresome
>>282859429>he thinks anyone enjoys the faggot one pisser who's redumping the chapter in a duplicate threadDailyramen....
It must hurt knowing that /nart/ died like a beaten dog
>>282859430>>282859429Are you really going to pretend like this >>282859347 isn't happening? Holy shit choke on his dick some more No no, don't tell me, "it's sasukefag who hacked his tripcode again"...
Ramen is gonna have to use another trip after this.
>>>/v/722717832Yeah I figured, he's having a schizophrenic meltdown again at the exact same time, be sure to send your regards!
>>282859276Why are you so obsessed with bringing up OP's job out of nowhere like a gotcha? You do the same thing when you screech about him on /v/.
>>282859485>You do the same thing when you screech about him on /v/Impressive, since i never post on that board.
>>282859467Because you are using this thread to shit everything up just as foretold in that thread. Good job, bud.
>>282859482>>282859485>Guy makes a strawman of himself so any criticism is invalid
>>282859482Reminder that he had a meltdown there yesterday and still refused to show his rangeban when asked.
>>282859560Nobody cares about your drama on /v/ like you believe. Go back.
>>282859172this shit again? Why has the naruto storytime gone through what feels like multiple OPs and all this drama when say for example the one piece dailies have hit literally 1000+ chapters in a row with no random spergouts every single thread?
hanabi's already giving the fuck n suck on /v/
>sure it was me the last 285 times, but this time it isn't!
>>282859579Because nobody cares about one piss
>>282859527You're posting on it right now.
>>282859579There's one guy who hates it and spams the shit out of every thread pretending to be multiple people.
>>282859594everyone should stop caring about naruto too so we can just read our goddamn japanese funnybooks in peace>>282859608it's all so tiresome
>>282859572Why are you still refusing to post it if it's real, schizo-kun?
>>282859600The schizophrenia is absolutely delicious
>>282858865>women peak at 12a bold yet agreeable statement to make
>>282859637I don't find your meltdowns "delicious".
>when the thread is so shit, Boruto posting actually seems preferable I'm actually very impressed how much of a faggot OP is. Guess it's not surprising since he's a one pisser. There's a reason we shun them in Naruto threads.
>>282857961Jiraiya was the only Chad Sannin. The other two were fucked
>>282856168>>282856182Was this adapted into the anime?
>>282859168any country with the power to project its geopolitical desires inevitably engages in war and gunboat diplomacy, it's simple historical fact. All things considered, America really has exhibited a degree of restraint well above most other countries that have been in the position the US is in.
>>282859673Your schizophrenia is absolutely palpable lol
isn't the boruto anime coming back real soon?
>>282858617No. We're here for Daily(bnnuy)ramen. Naruto is secondary
>>282858983This is why only autistic contrarians ever hyperfocus on 'manga canon'.
>chad Sannin>doesn’t have a single win in NarutoJiraiyabros, our guy is a jobber
Ramen will finish the manga, he will post every single chapter afterwards right until the very last one.You will get tired of this, take a break, then go back to this schtick alll over again at the next opportunity, rinse and repeat like you have done before until the manga is over.It's like Ramen is destined to complete his task and you are destined to be the rock that makes the road bumpier.
>>282859729Hi One Pisser
Sasukefag will mass-reply the threads hoping to have some influence and the moment he stops everyone will forget about it as usual and enjoy the chapters. Accomplishing nothing.
>>282859729>>282859769>>282859773Nice samefagging retard
>>282858021It's weird you say this when I've dumped the threads multiple times and what you're describing just never happened.
>Dailyfaggot is desperately pushing the thread to bump limit so people post in his shitty spam threadLol
>>282859759He literally lowdiffed Konan.
>>282859794Look at the time frame.
It's always a bad omen when DailyHOKAGE doesn't have his name under a chapter.
Why is Sasuke (and his jeet inserter) such a RAPED jobber?
>>282857934>InoShikaCho clans combined make up ⅓ of the entire village>Sasuke and Tenten are neighbours
>>282859815That's not an excuse when sasukefag posts so why should it be an excuse for ramenguy?
>>282859798Does beating women really count as a victory in Kishi's manga?
>>282859828S-Sasukebros.........
>>282859832>nooooo only sauskek samefags>nooooo the thread wasn't totally normal until one piss ramen showed upIt's really all tiresome
>>282859832One of the posts you claimed was samefagging is literally dunking on Ramen.
>>282859832Because the Sasuketard has been outed for samefagging multiple times when he gets wiped. Meanwhile, thar never happened to OP.
>>282859868>Meanwhile, thar never happened to OP.Holy retard
>>282859699yeah. The girl's side wasn't quite as showy (more steam)
>>282859868>Because the Sasuketard has been outed for samefagging multiple timesAnd ramen hasn't? lol
>>282859836When they're Kage level, yeahJiraiya basically had three fights where he's not handicapped>Itachi/Kisame: successfully makes them run for their life (canon)>Konan: low diffs>Pain: loses because he lets his guard down after the fight is "over" and would have won with intelNot as clean as the characters Kishimoto sucks off all the time like Itachi but a solid record nevertheless
>>282859718the USSR and post-Revolution China are direct counterexamples to this if you can see past your propaganda.
>>282859033>Naruto is acting up a bit, but Sai did just recently jump him to test him out and called him a weak bitch. He is already off on the wrong foot with Sai. Don’t see there being an escalation if that didn’t happen earlier.Because the escalation started with Naruto sperging out about "MUH SASUKE IS IRREPLACEABLE", not because Sai attacked him earlier.
>>282859895>>282859881That.... that smell......... Could it be...?
>>282859881When has it happened to OP? Do tell, my dear schizo.
>>282859899>openly invade and annex practically all of their neighbourslol
>>282859881>>282859895Proof with timestamps please?
>>282859918>noooo you have to ignore all the times one pisser has been bannedLol
>I'M GONNA DERAIL THIS ENTIRE THREAD PAST BUMP LIMIT>PLEASE- PLEASE FUCKIN GO TO MYYYY THREAD I NEED THE ATENTTION TO LIVEJesus christ.
>>282859795Replacement OP my equally beloved
>>282856213I actually don't get it, what's the point of this panel?>He's the ponytail ninjaAnd this plot was never mentioned again>He's not the ponytail ninjaThen what's the fucking point
>>282859769Why didnt meme headband take off?
>>282859928Yep. Guarantee he posts pointless comments to keep his thread alive too. I hope someone derails it.
>Sasjeet lost to Ramen AGAIN
>>282859927I'm waiting. Post the proof.
>>282859927Yeah, and he waits until the 3 days are up to post again, what the fuck is that supposed to prove?Evading ban isn't an offense anymore.
>>282859795>It's weird you say this when I've dumped the threads multiple timesWhen he's banned and can't use his trip. If you posted while he's also free to post (which you won't, because you also suck his dick) he would do the same thing and repost it because he's that much of a petty faggot
>>282859951>>282859952Hi daily pisser
>>282859655I didnt say that
Things we love:>Naruto>Kishimoto>Dailyramen>Carrot>Chunin Exams SasukeThings we hate:>That SMELL
Is Dailyramen comparable to Hashirama or Hagoromo?
>>282859968Are you going to address the point or what?
>>282859949>Hanabi rejected him
>>282859975Hi daily pisser
>>282859968>can't post proofI rest my case.
>>282859975Dailycuck you're not fooling anyone
>>282859977Address OP being a faggot? It's been addressed multiple times. You choose to ignore it.
>>282859976Dailyramen is HagoromoSakon the Jobber is HashiramaSasjeet is what Naruto shat in pic related
ugh, this stinky pedo loves human waste a bit too much, innit?
>>282859977He doesn't have one. Kek. The schizo pulled it out his ass -- his usual routine.
>>282860004Just like Naruto and Sakura in this chapter, you fucking lost.
>>282856060>your friend autistically spergs out about how cool your teammate who willingly ran away to be with a criminal is>other guy calls him out for what he is>the only response you can think of is to punch him like a retard because you can't think of any retortThis is anything but "based".
>>282859798This was a brief scuffle where Konan was more concerned with expressing that Jiraiya was the dad who left for milk and couldn't get the shitshow of their lives than being concerned with losing to him. She gets covered in oil but her paper isn't even susceptible to water or burning so this isn't a losing position. She hasn't collapsed, lost flight or run out of chakra.
I wonder if he got bent out of shape because this is the chapter where Sai dunks all over Sasjobber for being a traitor
>when Dailyramen wins again AND the curry was bad
>>282860036Nah, that was gg. Nagato actually had to save her there.
>>282860006Truthful and factual.
>>282859920ahistorical except in the case of Vietnam and some Eastern Bloc countries I guess and I side with China in the Sino-Russo split, socialism doesn't equate to imperialism. Also, call post-Deng China whatever part of the spectrum you want but there is a reason they are becoming the preferred partner of any formerly exploited post-colonial nation for a reason. Their government doesn't back private companies straight up stealing resources for nothing or IMF forever-fucked loans.
>>282859960This nigga ramen changes his trip once a week due to all the drama, he could literally just do it again if he wanted and NEVER acknowledge the ban at all.
>>282860062>>282860036Also she was trying to kill him, that's pretty clear
>>282858190How did the Cloudfags avoid having someone join the Akatsuki?
>>282860070That's recent. Before he waited out the bans "because he wanted all the threads to have his original trip".
>>282859960I don't believe he would, actually. He's a bit too based to do something like that.
>>282859949NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HE READS ONE PIECE HE'S BAD HE'S A BAD OP SIRS
>>282856001This brings up an interesting point: even if the mission had gone off without a hitch and they'd managed to drag Sasuke back to Konoha, what did Naruto and Sakura realistically think would happen to him? He's a full blown traitor to the village at this point, the most likely outcome would be him getting tortured for information and then thrown in prison or unpersoned by Danzo. Yeah at the end of the manga they kinda have to just let Sasuke go because he's demigod levels of strong at that point, but at this point I feel like even kind-hearted Tsunade wouldn't be willing to just let bygones be bygones.
>>282860074Pain told her to kill him if she can but she obviously isn't trying or she would have opened with exploding paper clones.
>>282860083No anon that's because he only started changing trips when his trips got stolen once and that happened in the later half of the chunin exams.
>>282860095>Manabu spammer is dailyramen as wellFuck me...
>>282860070Dailyramen is an honest man unlike our resident schizo who compulsively lies and tries to gaslight and evades, yet continues to fail to make any impact outside of being Dailyramen's court jester.
>>282860065literally the entire Eastern Bloc were forcibly invaded and annexed by Soviet Russia. leave it to a dipshit commie to pretend Hungary Poland and Czechoslovakia didn't have Russian tanks rolling through their capital cities>modern Chinaenslaves its own population so it can then sell the labour to undercut the domestic manufacturing sector of other nations
>>282860082if they did they'd catch hands (and also they actually treat their people well unlike the Stone, Mist, or Leaf)
>>282860105She said explicitly she's trying to kill him and is assuming a powered up angel form right. She opened by throwing a deadly spear at him and more deadly paper stuff. Not using your best moves right out of the gate doesn't mean you're going easy, that's just how Kishimoto writes fight. Otherwise every single Uchiha isn't trying to fight because they don't genjutsu their opponents when they talk and look each other in the eye before the fight. You can't really see this brief scuffle as anything but a loss for Konan
>>282860127Hi dailyramen
>>282860095>one pisser>basedNo
Personally I can't wait to do daily Boruto when this is finished
Even Itachi can lose sometimes but GODlyramen is undeterred, unstoppable, UNDEFEATED.
>>282860100They wanted to lock themselves in a sealed room with sauce and rape him senseless until he rejoined team kakashi. And then rape him everyday after that.
>>282860163Enies Lobby will always be PEAK shounen btw.
>>282860127Hi one pisser
>>282859795>>282860095This whole gimmick of "let others post as well!" is honestly a farce, he claims others should be able to post but changes his mind the moment he notices they are in good terms with Ramen, which makes it awkward that he keeps using the same argument anyway.
>The replacement OP was just dailyramen with an entirely different trip just to play everyone like a damn fiddle I'm nooooooticing
>>282860129Hello CIA propaganda drone. Do I think the Chinese model doesn't have profound problems? Absolutely not. But the neoliberal model will inherently suck us dry, and you can see that clearly by America's turning towards fascism. There has been wage stagnation and utilities/goods/property price increases for 50 YEARS anon, we're fucked.
>>282860143I don't think she would have won anyway in a full on battle but attributing a brief exchange where neither has actually exhausted themselves to low diffing is disengenuous when the main focus is on them both not having their heart in this due to their positive past.
>>282860218>the main focus is on them both not having their heart in this due to their positive pastThis never happenedKonan is deadly and resolved
>>282860193I feel like that was obvious from the get go? The One Piss dick sucking was kinda a giveaway. Nobody ever cares about OPs the way daily pisser wants people to believe people care about his warehouse ass
>>282857782kek, failed bait
>>282860241Not bait. When part 2 manages to write characters (aka: not until Pain, really) it does well5KS Sasuke is actually quite good and you'll see it when we get there
>>282860237Sasukefag is Dailyramen's greatest ally in the sense that he provided him with the greatest strawman of all. Shit's fucked man.
>>282860237It’s truly fascinating: why do browns love consolewars so much?
>>282860192He's just dumb. He lacks a spine and thus doesn't believe in anything unless it's to prop up his schizoid delusions in the moment, discarding them the next until he needs to scramble onto the floor and pick them back up.
>>282860196you're supposed to pretend you're not a communist, that's how you get people to side with you; by putting on the mask of the reasonable moderate. You really need to study Alinsky more.
>>282856182Kishi's naked women have a chub that I haven't seen in other artists'.
>>282859158>NOOOOOOOON LEAVE THE HIGHLY SUCCESFUL IP ALONEFuck off retard lmao
>>282860234Yeah she can carry out missions as a shinobi but not when it's the only father figure. Pain stepped in because he was more hardened in resolve.
If I buy a 4chan pass, can I make the daily threads then?
>>282860251>just ignore half of part 2 and the writing is consistently good broThis is a retarded and embarrassing cope, and it's not even true. There are still plenty of poorly written characters even after the Pain arc.
>>282860296Why would that be a requirement?
>>282860296>can I make the daily threads then?Are you Dailyramen™? If not, then no you can't
>>282860296Daily one pisser will just dump the chapter and ignore you
>>282860289>father figureHe was there for a few years. Konan is perfectly fine with torturing and slaughtering hundreds (which we saw her do). She tried choking and stabbing Jiraiya to death as a greeting. She's allied with a guy who hunts not just all of his enemies but their families, and children too. This goes beyond powerscaling shit, if you think Konan is being nice to Jiraiya in this scene you're dead wrong. Konan is way past the point of "being nice" or "feeling bad about killing her teacher". If she could she would have done that on the spot, and she used the best moves she thought for that purpose. Just like Pain did.
>>282860259from an /a/ perspective it doesn’t even make sense, it’s not like video games where you’re shelling out a good chunk of a paycheck for a single console and games, meanwhile 3rd-world retards in mudhuts here think it’s some ontological sin to read or watch multiple Japanese IPs
I wonder if the colored storytime would've turned to this if none of the OPs gave up on it.
>the moment saucekek comes back the thread devolves into unfunny shitposting, whining about boruto and accusing others of schizo behavior
>>282860297There are bad moments after Pain but overall after Pain it gets most things right. Honestly the worst part 2 does is this endless Sasuke dicksucking.My point isn't so much that part 2 has good writing but part 1 also has bad writing in comparable amounts. War arc in part 2 has issues but generally speaking the characters and themes are pretty good. Even fucking black Zetsu.
>>282860259One piss has never been welcomed here>console warsSays the faggot who keeps whining about /v/ threads
>>282860341>the moment saucekek comes back>Nooooo only he is allowed to disagree with the OP, no one else
>>282860341>the moment dailyfaggot is exposed the thread devolves into unfunny shitposting, whining about boruto and accusing others of schizo behaviorFTFY
>>282860322I will not stand for this slander of my cute origami wife
>>282860351yes my guy, underage girls wetting themselves gets your pedophiliac thumbtack stiff, it’s a tad disturbing
Did he not think ahead? That if he reposted the chapter everyone would notice?
>>282860355Disagree with what? Posting chapters?
>>282860322Konan is sentimental. She could (and should) have used Nagato's eyes as tools but didn't want to see her guys desecrated further. She gives Naruto a bouquet for Jiraiya's grave. She created the Akatsuki cloak design and related its significance. She absolutely was not mentally prepared to fight her sensei to the death just because he poked around town.
>>282860342No they don't. You just have massive shit taste.
>>282860377>my guyFaggot
>>282860385Reposting it entirely just because it didn't have your trip is a shitty thing to do, yes.
Ugh, that smell! My nose is burning!!
>>282860403Probably from working at that warehouse all day. Get some fresh air, dailyramen.
>>282860386She tried to stab him on the spot. At no point in the fight is it ever said she's sandbagging. At no point does Pain even question whether she's ready to enact this or not, and there's no reason why Nagato would be perfectly fine and prepared to do this (even though he's just as emotional and troubled) but Konan can't. Nagato and Konan killed THOUSANDS. They do this everyday. They don't give a shit about killing their teacher of 3 years, that's why they did it without flinching.
>thread is completely normal>One Pisser shows up and thread is detailed >Continues bumping his copycat threadVery strange that
This curry is bad...
>>282860411Lol
>>282860430It goes down better with some music
>>282860430Lee liked it
Is there any reason why one piece fans hate naruto fans ?
>>282860455Cause they’re both worse than Bleach
>>282860455Naruto has actually good art
>>282860460You? Based.Gigi? Mein wife.
>>282860463One Piss is bottom of the barrel when it comes to art. Not really a high bar to be better than it
>>282860482Well yeah, okay, but Kishimoto is a REALLY good artist.
>>282860460Bleach > HxH > DBZ > the rest, frankly
>>282859897>would have won with intelOn the topic of that, how the hell did Kabuto learn so much about the Rinnegan compared to Jiraiya who was physically around someone who had it?
>>282860463>Naruto has actually good artSo does this mean that One piece has a better writing compared to naruto or do both of them have a shitty writing ?
>>282860500Based taste
>>282860531Naruto has (sometimes) bad writing that later Kishimoto turns to kino.One piss is... Well, piss poor.
>>282860531>imagine actually reading one piss The fact manga is a visual medium and the atrocious "art" isn't enough to deter people says A LOT about the average one pisser.
Kishi’s best writing is unironically the Naruto-Sasuke homoeroticism that he clearly wants to write more
Someone should make an after party thread. Fuck daily pissers thread
>>282860581>after partyThis one was considered a "party"?
What is it with everyone from that revolting country and having a waste fetish
Konan purposely sandbagged so that Pain could Amazon lift his aura and do his warmup set against Jiraiya, who would only kill the weaker paths. My origami omega Stacy would never job to the weakest Sannin without a reason.
>>282860591Maybe you should return home and ask them, dailywarehouseworker.
So was the failed /nart/ general packed with grotesque fetishshit too?
>>282860591Isn’t that Germany?
>>282860637It was just the meme about Sakura pissing herself in one panel (and I think she also wanted to watch Sasuke piss)
>>282860561>The fact manga is a visual medium and the atrocious "art" isn't enough to deter people says A LOT about the average one pisser.Anon i've never read one piece i just want to know why people on /a/ keep praising the story so much.
>>282860637basically the same + unironic pedophilia
>>282860590Sure
>>282860656But enough about /dbs/
>>282860674same diff, /dbs/ and it’s bootleg(s) alike
What a shitty fucking thread.
Scream LOUDER, daddy loves it
>>282860656>implying it's ironic here
I'm not using the other thread, see you tomorrow
>>282860790Is someone going to post the next chapter in a new thread or...?
>>282860808He's probably going to do it right there, still seething that no one posted in it the first time
>>282860479>Gigi? Mein wife.Based.
>>282859453Naruto isn't dead though.
What the hell is happening with this thread?
>>282861214Someone got tired of dailyramen's inconsistent ass schedule and posted today's chapter. Dailyramen naturally proceeded to seethe and reposted the entire chapter in a different thread merely minutes after, but with his tripcode because he can't live without attention.
>>282856443He wants to act like normie, and considering how Naruto and Sakura view him, it worked perfectly.
>>282861234Wrong
>>282861234>if I just repeat it often enough it'll come trueSo you some kind of professional retard?
>>282856146I still think it's so fucking retarded that wood of all things is a super super super rare skill
>>282861455>>282861450Neat. What do you need two phones for, dailyramen?
>>282861461I guess it has to do with the Gedo Mazo and the God Tree being made of well wood.
