Today is Sxrpo's birthday! Omedetou! Welcome COME ON!
We don't have 42 fl oz of a fuwalb to weight for Scrappers!
Happy birthday to my beloved twins!
Happy birthday to Chiya!
>>283070594Is it really their birthday?
what happens when you dissect chino
Imperialfags when you have to explain to them that it's the length of a league, 3 furlongs, 5 chains and half a yard:
When is Roze's birthday?
>>28307108930th February
>>283070989Reminder that every time you travel by plane you use imperial units and the pilot has to speak English
>>283070594>>283070628answer me twins fag
>>283071132Shant be celebrating. Just shant.
Do gochi sluts measure cocks in Imperial or metric?
>>283070628>>283071238Yes!
>>283071642All of a sudden I do not believe you anymore.
I am looking at the wikipedia page for japanese units of measurement and it's worse than both imperial and metric.
>>283071642by me
>>283070048You were supposed to wait at least 1.6182427805067*10^48 mofuplanck units of time before baking a new bread.
I got lost in the conversions but my pride wouldn't let me fall back from baking. I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY
>>283071884Every country, every region even used to have their own units, or units with the same names but different definitions. Metric was invented to standardize units, which was especially needed for physics and trade. Besides the imperial units (which should constantly remind Americans that Brits actually own them), there still exist weird units for special purposes, like nautical units.
>>283072067What the hell are you schizo’ing about?
>>283072098Are you so blinded by gochiposting that you can't read a small thread?
>>283071132>30th FebruaryIs that supposed to be Gregorian for Mensis Februarius?
>>283072127What?
>>283070048What’s a Rabbit Horse?
It's over. Another pal has succumbed. His mind was too weak.
>>283072138>He doesn't use the Solar Hijri calendar
kyun~ ;D
>>283072177Is that an actual bird?
>>283072177There's no way that bird is real.
If you go to the gochibar to order a gochidrink, do you order a gochipint or do you ask for 473 gochimilliliter?
>>283072177I've always wanted to see this bird.
>>283072228>>283072257>>283072315What the hell are you all taking about.
>>283072334>he doesn't know about the bird
>>283072352Are you gaslighting me?
>>283072165>What’s a Rabbit Horse?Mates a lot like a rabbit, has the size of a horse.
>>283072377If you had asked more nicely maybe I would have explained. But now you won't get it.
Megu should save Maya from the twins.
>>283072262I do neither, I ask depending on the cup (eg. half a cup, one cup) like a normal person.
>>283072620>I ask depending on the cupYou sound like a child. Do you get a silly straw with your little sippy cup?
Happy birthday Chino!!!!
>>283072553How would you write it? Maybe BriBu gets audited by the governement and is found to be in major violations of human rights including human trafficking with ties to the ojou school? So the twins have to flee the country, then the gokigenyou school loses all funding and accreditation, so Maya and Megu end back up with Chino in her class?
>>283072553>MayaThat's Fuyu.
>>283072738cute
I'm just glad that we can all get along. Chino just has that effect on people I guess.
>>283072678>2023
>>283072877yeah 2023 is next year, it's only been a couple of years since season 3 after all
>>2830728774 years too early.
>>283072874Chino-chan's smile can make any anon hapopy no matter how mean and rude they are feeling
There wouldn't be conflict if we all looked at Chino chan.
we need to spread chinoism
SXARP JUST FUCKING DIED
sxarp lost life
oh wait, never mind she's alive and well
sxarp lost death
Upgraded Gochis!!
Sxarp won... Chino's bestie competition..
sxarp lost competition
on opposite day in real universe
sxarp: lost deathcocoa: cheated deathchiya: forgot about deathrize: shot deathmegu: fucked death to deathmaya: kicked death in the nutstwins: deserve deathaoyama: ran away from deathtippy: ...
sxarp regained competition
Everyone agrees that Rize is Chino's best bestie. Who wonned the competition.
Why hasn't Mitya animated season 4 yet?
>>283059887what does this even mean you utter retard?
Sometimes I think sx*rp
>>283072400
>>283074003Kao, or as I like to cal her 'Kaosm', plants eyes in our brains to free us of our beastly idiocy.
my cute wife chino is planting eyes inside my brain
>>283074169Chino-chan is so cute.
I love Chino chan, which is why I look at pictures of Chino chan and imagine being with Chino chan. I believe we can all relate to this urge to view Chino chan and admire Chino chan.
>>283074292I want to marry Chino-chan.
>>283073541Twins deserve hugs and kisses by MaMe.
>>283070048Nice. I like Sxarp.
>>283074350>Twins deserve hugs and kisses by Me.fixed
>>283071323Nobody uses imperial in the civilized world.
periodic chino chan admiration gathering
>>283074434funny how your civilized world hasn't gotten to the moon
>>283074503Scientists use metric.
>>283074503Why do americans always think the moon was important? They only did it because the soviets getting into space first was too embarrassing and scary.
>>283074526they used both imperial units and metric for the moon landing since scientists are good at math>>283074532>why is getting to another celestial body a big deal?Surely you can't be white and asking that question?
>>283074561>racism>>>/pol/If the moon was important, you'd still be there.
>>283074601What the hell does anything of this have to do with government policies?
>>283070601Oh no, can Cocoa collect unemployment?
>>283074601NTA, but you have to understand. Up to that point in time, for as long as humanity has existed, the moon was never even remotely considered reachable. With the distance between the moon and us and the amount of training, science, and work it has required, it is no exaggeration to say that the moon landing was considered to be humankind's greatest feat in all history, and rightfully so.
Sxarp is desperate.
>>283074722Yeah, in US government marketing to justify the waste of tax money on nothing actually useful.Now the soviets, they were the first to put a satellite into space, which is still an incredibly important technology even (or especially) today.
Why does nobody care about Fuyu-chan? I think she's cute and funny.
>>283074722Soulless people don't understand symbolism.
>>283074804you>WOW CONSUMERISM IS AWFULalso you>WOW A SPACE RACE TO ACHIEVE A DREAM OF THE HUMAN HEART IS A WASTE OF MONEY, YOU CAN'T CONSUME THAT LIKE YOU CAN A GPS APP ON YOUR SMART PHONE
>>283074946>grasping for straws with incoherent bullshit greentextYou losted. Like sxarp.
>>283074946When did he say consumerism was awful? And ignoring the symbolism of the moon landing, a gps app (which is free by the way) is much more useful, and is not even close to being the only use for sattelites.
>>283074902She hasn't even been on the show yet.
>>283074561They use metric since that one time using imperial caused a rocket to blow up.
>>283075062/pol/ is his boogyman so the logical conclusion is he would think such a thing. And also GPS apps are free because of America, not because of the Soviet Union :)
>>283075120My hot wife.
>>283075191Sxarp is my hotwife
>>283075186It's universally hated by /a/ and has been before it even got its new name.
>>283075252hating something is one thing, claiming someone you don't like is from there with no mention of anything politics is another kind of derangement
>>283075304>claiming someone you don't like is from thereI didn't, brainlet. The gochies use metric btw.
>>283075304Lmao, you may have meant to quote >>283075186And though I am not that anon, I also thought that guy showed some po-tier behaviour in his nonsensical greentext, and there was definitely politics involved, so I disagree with basically everything you said.
Sure, the race to the moon was just a penis size contest between the US and Russia and lots of useful technology came out of science research initially made for military purposes. It's been like that for centuries. And the current race to Mars will provide much technology.But the point is scientists use the metric system. And they'll keep using it for the foreseeable future. And nothing you say will change this. The imperial system uses the metric system, it is defined by it. Now go back to bed, grandpa.
>>283075442Fucking god I meant /pol/.
>>283075452America will switch to brit units out of pride and to restore their american core values.
>>283075442You guys sound really familiar with there. Maybe you need to stay there yourself?
>>283075452This started with basically saying America is not apart of the civilized world, and the moon landing was brought up because of that.
>>283075530It takes one swift look at that place to see how bad it is. Went there once and never went there again.
>>283075587Why are you taking swift looks? Just to ragebait yourself?
Space Chino.
Alien abducted Chino.
Saucer Chino.
>post an anime girl>call it chino
armless, headless, flattened, four legged, jointless brown Chino
Cylindrical, sausage-shaped, brown paste like mass chino.
Twins!
>>283076113My wife Chino is so cute!
>>283076113Happy birthday Chino!!!
>>283076113Very intriguing.
>>283076167It's so funny, how Chino chan turned into a snickers bar!
This thread was supposed to be hapopy maybe even pyonney. We’ve losted
>>283077415I blame chinofags.
Merry birthday
>>283077415I blame Americans.
look at my gochis in their slutty chink dresses…
>>283078025Bully Chino and Antibully Chino.
>>283075079But she has been since years.
Sxarp toes.That's the only way I filter my tea-coffee. I meant coffee, obviously.
>>283078972Hussy
>>283079104*kyute
>h*ssy postingShant believe it. Just shant
>got warned for "avatar or signature use" for posting a single sophie picThe fuck? When will you do this to other gochiposters who post like this?
www
>>283079687there was a janny application form recently maybe the rudeposter applied and got accepted
>rudeposter is mad againit's tiring
We love Sophie here
Sophie is banned.Only content like >>283079423 is allowed.
Chino doko?
>>283080916that whole thread is an affront
besties
>>283081219Cute sisters.
>>283081280the quintessential quintuplets (fraternal)
>>283081305The canon (animated) gochi friends
>>283080931
>>283081338>animatedwutIt's a jpg.
Hmmnnn what to make for dinner for the gochipals.
>>283081412what do you mean? the thumbnail?
what is happening?
>>283081434Cakey
>>283081564
Chino performing magic!
>>283081763This faggot doesn't speak for everyone here.
>>283081997>why is posting an off topic girl avatar faggingA true mystery
>>283082020what about>>283076206>>283075921>>283075759>>283075712
Sophifag is pretty annoying. Just is overdone, that’s all.
>>283072413>>283081434these posts are actual avatarfagging
>>283082066Not really. One is a gif of a bunny that everyone posts and the other is chino, which is allowed in any context. Or did you wrongly think all things are equal?
>>283082083>poster who repeatedly uses pics of real life bunnies and role plays as them>a poster who role plays as chino>not avatarfagging
Hmmnnn, nyoo.
>>283082103That anon wasn’t role playing, though was kinda blogging. And that bunny was posted without context. They were both nice posts, though. The sophiefag talked quite a bunch of shit about gochiusa so I don’t care about him.
you can take her hot to go!
>pink pantsuMaximum hussy.
>>283082168nyooo anon...
>>283082179Well yeah, that anon was just asking about what to make. If he was avatarring as Chino he would have used ‘desu’ I think desu.
Hussimus Maximus...
She's pure! Pure!
>>283082243pure sex
>>283082253>>283082213Rize no
the gals ain't hussies alright! got it?!
>>283082253
Purple=Hussy
>>283082323That can't be true because Roze is a total sweetheart.
UH OH
Aoyama's Blue Mountains!
>>283082202>inaccurate roleplaying is not avatarfaggingok
Sxarp's plains.
>>283082674british gochis
Are kiraras allowed here in gochithread?
>>283082803
Rize's husband is a lucky guy.
>>283083360It's me, I'm the lucky guy
Cocoa!
>>283083557Cute
>>283083557Shes ready
Goodnight pals at least tomorrow is gochifriday I think I’ll pick up a nice present to suprise Chino with on the way home, maybe that nice bottle ship she’d been eyein
I'm still having my lunch, though.
>>283083557cocute
I still have to toil away in the gochimines tonight, tomorrow night, and then four more nights in a row after that.Make sure to feed chino for me please I don't want another incident like last time
>>283084173
Where did all my gochifriends go?
>>283085203
>>283085203I'm right here!
twins twins twins
>>283073419Gochis if author was male
>>283086245cute twin thighs (4) and a (1) cute tummy!
>>283086245making twinsx2 with Twins
>>283085203Gochipals are waking up.
>>283087132Who's that cute gochiblonde?
>>283085330it's over
>>283087266based janny deleting "syarphie" posts
Anime idea : * I was reincarnated as rabbit in alrernate post WW2 universe *
>>283087449That sounds familiar.
>>283087154it's Doya
Hi gochipals, where can I find the highest resolution possible of this particular Chino image that is not pixelated or AI upscaled?
me on the right
do not stop until the evil is defeated.
>>283088288Why is sxarp like this?
>>283087912Chino-chan's latte
Scrapi cute.
Gochiusa 2025. After crossover posting has been allowed and appreciated for years, a certain girl suddenly cannot be posted anymore, because one rudeposter gets anal pain from it.
I’ll sip my kohi, and hope for a mildo thread. Simple is besto.
It seems "she" is asleep at the moment.
>>283088564Sxlut
soon
>>283089316How soon?
>>283089316yaaay
Oh, 2 hours.
>>283089601Why is Chino always so sleepy?
I miss sleepy chino anime
Why is Sxarp like this?
>>283090272not alive and not a kirara but she's ok
>>260167555Is this true?
>>283091175No.
>>260167555There was one shitposter complaining last week that threads were too "safe" and hapopy pal posting
No worries, sophie is very safe. She doesn't bite.
There is only one sophiefag, and he is very annoying.
>>283091447t. >>283091175 and >>260167555
>>283092527CocoRize chapter?
>>283091481That guy's not me.
>>283092657I believe you.
mofu mofu heaven
Chino-chan when I call her my cute wife.
Sxarp when I feed her a big meal.
>>283093214are you also paying for it?
>>283093252Yes. I got money.
Sxarp after she has a big meal she didn't have to pay for.
>>283093448What a fucking tube
why does sxarp own a bra?
>>283092527Cuuute.
Illegally posting a gophie pic.
Rize could beat the absolute shit out the twins if she was pressed to do so.
>>283093711Rize is a twinsfag though she would never.
stupid cocoa-san
>>283094125Cocoa is honestly very smart.
>>283094696retardedly smart maybe
>>283095426Rude!
Cocoa pop up shop
>>283096246Spooky pop up shopI wish I was back in Tokyo...
>>283096145Cute>>283096246Chino is the cutest. Also just because Cocoa is centered does not make her the main character.
>>283096340Popup shops seem fun.
Is Chino smarter than Cocoa?
>>283097174Not an achievement.
>>283096373>>283096373>Also just because Cocoa is centered does not make her the main character.She still is the main character though.
>>283097295
>>283097572chino bobino
Which one of you fags hijacked the /classical/ OP?Are all shitposting generals just gochi beneath the surface?
Gochis gracing another thread shan't make it a shitposting one, because the gochis elevate any other media they touch. The same can't be said for the reverse however.
>>283097672I think some megger once claimed to be a mutant, but also I thought /mu/ only listened to kpop, kanye, and mumble rap
>>283097789I saw Sxarp posted in classical some time ago, so it must be a Sxarpfag.
I'm ready for sleepy Chino
>>>/mu/128120140
>>283098115sxarp adversarial noise
>>283097871that was me, i do use that general but i didn't make that thread.
>>283098141>adversarial noisethat scares the fuck out of me, why would they do this to Sxarp?
>>283098364The world is an evil place that hates Sxarp.
Sxarp...
>>283098935Cockslut
>>283099394don't be mean to sxarp
>>283099394But enough about your mom.
Look at this hussy
The entire universe is against Sxarp.
>>283099782My penis still loves her
>>283099782My brain loves her
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
It's over, the unagi are coming for real.
>>283100327Evil sxarp.
Maybe I don't say it enough. Maybe I should make myself clear.Chino, Daisuki
Mashiro-tan...
gochipuppets
>>283100964
>>283100693is that the loli with no hands or something?
>>283100863gochischizos
Oyasumi
>>283102016comfy softie
>>283102016what if she gets bitten by a spoder
>>283102101Spoders wouldn't bite a dead body.
cocko'ed
think about it
>>283103013>sample_Why the fuck would you do that?
>>283102889yeah, i'd cock her oh wah if you get what i'm saying
>>283103109that's a singular person you posted
A sampling of purple
>>283090272This Chino looks very white.
goat cheese ooh saw
I'm not currently banned from posting on 4chan dot org.
that one sxarpbro went a month without gochiboozing and died
>be scupper>losted>repeat
what is going on with sxorp
>>283104655She only gives free kisses.
>>283104655kill yourself faggot
Gochithread was fun until the rudeposter came.
>>283105210stop posting my wife
>opens thread>sees 2piss having a meltybased meido
>>283105329speak english
>>283101959o-ya-su-mii~
>>283105363It's still morning
besties having fun together
>>283105381i like her hat
>>283105381stupid non-gochi poster
>>283105411
>>283105430wrong hat STUPID
>>283105430much better
mitya besties
>>283105443Sxarp hates Chiya and for good reason, Chiya is a whore.
>>283105452stop being so mean
>>283105458woah that was uncalled for, stop being so rude, fucking asshole.
>>283105422gochi though
>>283105498Gochi USA or Gochi Uzbekistan?
>>283105498sorry, only Shovel is allowed here, none of the other characters are Gochiesque enough
best friends
>>283105584loser besties of the losing competition in opposite world in upside down universe
>>283105634this post is not Gochiesque
Shan't be replying to non-niceposts
but that was a nice post
>>283105699this character is not Gochiesque
>>283105699i can still see the sun though
>>283105724you probably just saw chino's smile
I'm going to ask this cute barista girl for a date. Any tips?
>>283105771>Any tips?the bigger the better
>>283105771she likes it rough
>>283105771just be yourself
>>283105771i want to bite her ear off
>>283105771bring a dog
>>283105771bring a cat
>>283105771bring a giant african land snail
>>283105771Marry that girl.
>>283106450funny and cute
going to okunoshima to see pals
pals located
>>283106639Cute!
>>283106639that the island near hiroshima?
>>283106639Is there a cafe on the island?
>>283106697yes, its full of pals!
>>283106736one? doesnt look good...all sxarps no chinos
>>283106915>all sxarps no chinossounds like heaven
>>283106639Test chemical weapons on them.
>>283106993Tiny hotdog.
>>283106639Wow cute
Mitya drew Elu in fleur costume.
>>283106741
>page 9
>>283106639the two behind look like they are about to jump on the one in front
>>283107232Is that real?
Would you like an egg?
>>283101160She does have hands.
>>283109822I don't see them.
>>283109959You don't?
>>283109969No. Maybe they are short and deformed?
>>283110064What the hell is your problem?
>>283105735SUPER BESTEST POST AWARD GOES TO THIS POST RIGHT HERE
>>283075759>>283109822Should I watch the anime of these not-chinos?
>>283109961why thou
>>283106993That's a really cute scrappy.
>>283110317>watch animeI wouldn't recommend it.
WAITTHE STREAM WAS YESTERDAY?????
This is sophie, an anime character.She is not my avatar or signature.I just like posting her.
>>283110782Based retard
>>283110782It SUCKS I feel bad because I can’t watch cause of fucking gochiwork…
>>283110782There's another Rozen Maiden stream today, if you like boring shit.
Didn't gochibooze this week. Don't think I will next week either.
>>283110782Don't worry. It was only offbrand eel Gochiusa anyway.
>>283113427Gochuumon wa unagi desu ka?
>>283113509I can't believe Chino got episode 2 of this banned...
>>283113532>bannedMegged.
>>283113532You can't use Chino's likeness without her express written permission
my gochie?
>>283113628Chino is basically offbrand Yuno if you think about it.
>>283113891I'm going to STRETCH Yuno, if you know what I mean.
>>283113628Where's her tummy?
>>283113628>>283113694I heard that Chino threw a huge tantrum off set and had to be heavily medicated after this aired. Apparently she got drunk and threw coffee cups at the production crew.
>>283113908Under her shirt. But also I just noticed this little bit of white pantsu poking out. Isn't this from an official image?
>>283088829kek
>>283088829Not the guy that's been deleting you, but you shouldn't have shit talked gochiusa so much while posting her. Your own hubris is all you have to blame for this.
my gochinternship is gonna gochi pay me. 710 euro a month
>>283114048gochipal...
>>283114048How much is that in Gochicoins (¢)?
>>283113628Reminder that Chino-chan loves Starbucks.
>>283114175820 gochicoins!
>>283114435>t. twinposter
>>283114435Tough love.
>>283114048That's not enough to gochisurvive.
>>283114556gyuuu
>>283114698i live at gochihome!btw i recently lost access to all my gochisplease post more
Gochiboozed so hard that I slept for 12 hours.Gchiboozing against now.
>>283115090>lost access to all my gochisThat sucks, have these twins.
>>283115090thats good pal, make sure to save as much gochimoney as you can so you have a nice cushion when you move out!
I'm not exactly gochirich, but I have enough gochimoney that would last me until the end of my life with my frugal lifestyle. Unless the recent US actions induce a full blown banking crisis including hyperinflation.
>>283115306will do!>>283115482thats the gochidream! unfortunately my country's gochiconomy wont allow that to happen
>>283115231Don't die anon pls
>>283115709I love gochibooze.
>>283115482The gochiconomy is going to collapse.
>>283116227Unironically. Thinking about buying gold, but the hype went too far already. It's very likely that the gold price will get rape corrected, no matter whether the gochieconomy crashes or not.
>>283116227>>283116250Cocoa futurs (ticker: CC) are going to zero it's fucking cocover...
>>283116669Wut? Should be going well. Cocoa is getting more expensive every year.
>>283116695It's called gochinflaction...
>>283116669>pure CocoaI knew it!
Happy birthday!
Cawfeee
cocute
Should I drink more or stop
>>283118978How many gochistellas?
>>283119168Almost half of a bottle of vodka.
>>283119237You should stop, you're going to feel really shitty tomorrow as is.
>>283119313It's the price to pay for feeling exceptional.
