Volume 37Akatsuki Suppression MissionChapter 337: Shikamaru's Genius!!Previous chapter: >>284051309Start: https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/a.desu.meta/subject/Daily%20Naruto%20Chapter/filter/text/page/8/Dailyramen is busy cleansing the Senjus. I will be posting until he returns.
>>284076429I like how the bandage wraps on the thigh are basically a uniform
>>284076429kill yourself narutard
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>>284076678>Jobber formIts over Kakuzubros
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>>284076629>heh heh.>did nothing
>>284076559HOW THE FUCK DID HE NOT SEE CHEATMARU DO THIS?
>>284076712jobber form is pretty hot I don't mind
I'll post the BWs later today. Have a good Thanksgiving, everyone.
>>284076813why does sai have a cameltoe
>>284076559They could've at least tried to make it plausible. Shikishit could've at least used a smoke bomb or something.Also, what do you think would happen if hidan had gotten more than persons blood in his mouth? Could he curse multiple people at once?
>>284076813Really needed that panel of Sakuras ass and Sais tummy
>>284076835Our heroine, cha!
>>284076559There is is...
>>284076835>sakura less relevant than sailmao
>>284076581>let me do something>no
>>284076657Sexy page
>>284077000>>284076955cute when she keeps her mouth shut (like most women)
>>284076559My HERO Shikamaru is LIGHTYEARS ahead of the Yellow Flash
>>284076758>h-hayai
>>2840765591000IQMARU
>>284059715Good catch, I must've been really tired.>>284076678So we're all thinking the same thing, right. Probably not, but what I'm thinking is Yugito destroyed one of his hearts!>b-but their cloaks weren't damagedZetsu brought them new cloaks right after the fight and was told by Hidan to be back in 30 minutes after his ritual is finished, which is why he complained about the ritual taking so long, when he did join them.Also could Zetsu theoretically have used his teleporting ability to get Hidan out of the trap Yugito had set for them? It seems he's able to teleport other people around with it, since he takes Yugito with him after she's defeated. That way it would also make sense Hidan is standing behind a Hidan shaped part of the wall that somehow didn't break, because he would be coming from outside the blast radius and taking cover there, instead of standing behind a wall to take cover from the explosion and it just so happens to break everywhere except where he's standing.
>>284076813kek
>>284076707Was Shikamaru's plan to use shadow possession and get Hidan into the circle so he could use his own jutsu against both him and Kakuzu by detonating the paper bombs?
>>284076758>these clowns would've all died if it weren't for Naruto's last-minute save (unplanned by Shikamaru)
>>284076955>>284076813What butt?
>>284077235
Hiashi won.
>>284076559>Managed to dodge and squirt blood near the tip of Hidan's fast-moving stake with perfect agility and complete accuracy with his reflexes.So Shikamaru is supposed to be The Flash right now?
>>284077394He also drew a scratch of blood on his face, all without Hidan noticing.
>>284076559Shikamaruchads, I kneel!
>>284076786>>284076813>>284076835NEVER FEAR THE MC IS HERE!
>>284076599For a second I read that as "Baka no Jutsu".
>>284077394>>284077419Also Hidan didn't notice he never actually hit anything with his stake.
Ino has flat out done nothing outside of controlling that bird.
>>284076657>>284076707>"......"
>>284077214They also all would've died if narutos Rasenshuriken (or is wind style rasengan different?) had fizzled. (how does he stop the attack with a melee jutsu anyways?)
>>284076496Kakashi really did give him a senzu bean back then, huh.
>>284076456>>284076472Why does Shikamaru even go for this completely pointless melee attack that should've gotten him killed?
>>284076835Oh yea our heroes , big wooden shaft yamato, naruto the young legend , and happy go lucky tismo sai , im not sure who that pink haired troon is to the far left.
>>284076786I totally forgot about this Futon Rasengan without shuriken shape, this is the only time naruto did this?
So the “I’m the slowest in all the Akatsuki” is just a line to justify Shikamaru being able to do all this. That wouldn’t be so bad if we didn’t already just see Hidan dodge Asuma’s attacks and the Shadow binding along with the energy conservation of Shadown Binding. Shikamaru shouldn’t be getting away with this at all. Hidan was also keeping up with Kakashi, I don’t see how Shikamaru is evading his scythe.
>>284076786>this is the only time Naruto uses the Wind Style Rasengan
>>284076955Man i don't know if its the pink hair or the green eyes , but a cutting board is more curvy
>>284077895>So the “I’m the slowest in all the Akatsuki” is just a line to justify Shikamaru being able to do all thisI legit think Kishi didn't even plan that little ahead. I think it was just to make him intruiging, since he'd give such an information away freely while still being fully confident in himself. (Kishi failed at actually giving him an ability where speed doesnt matter though)
>>284077917She's curvier than Karin, Karui, and Kurotsuchi.
Why doesn't Ino just use her boxing jutsu on Kakuzu?
>>284078203She would break her fists upon contact.
>>284076522When the fuck this happen? By the looks of it Kakashi took.his sweet ass time to give the blood to shikamaru, surely both hidan and kakazu would have noticed this in the heat of the battle >>284076559And then sudden he can move as fast as the speed of light while in the middle of being attacked? Bullshit
>>284076629This would CRUSH the Konoha girls
>>284078242It happened when they used their free action for talking while Hidan and Kakuzu were waiting for the to take their turn.
>>284076599Ohh my good he is finally doing something >>284076581Ohh my good she is finally... Ohh
>>284077214no kakashi was about to use kamui
Does Ino sucks everyone off at the end of the arc or why is she even here doing fuck all?
>>284076599>>284076629>>284076657Can someone explain to me what is supposed to be happening here? Choji becomes big, slams the ground, doesn't hit anything and Kakuzus masks just do what they were doing anyways?
>>284076678So this guy literally only made up of skin and tentacles
>>284076835MY HERO YAMATO!
>>284076835ENTER
>>284076735>>284076758Why isn't into not even attempting to dodge? She is the only one here at full stamina
>>284076835Ino looks so pathetic here.
>>284076786Team attacks are so rare I even forgot this happened. Why is her not more of it despite everyone waking in groups in this series?
>>284078383To be fair she was also the closest
Yeah, I'm not digging this last minute save by tardruto. Dropped.
>>284076559Shikamaru's THUMB can exert more force than Asuma's entire body.
>>284076862My headcanon is that it'll only curse the person whose blood Hidan ingested first, even if it's mixed.
>>284076786Why didn't Naruto do this kind of wind style rasengan + water jutsu combo later on with one of his toad summons that can shoot water? Would've be cool to see it with Gamabunta in the pain arc, or Gamakichi in the war arc. It's crazy how much potential Naruto has to do stuff other than ramming a rasengan into someone, but Kishi just doesn't want that for some reason. Such a missed opportunity.
>>284078322The attack just didn't work.
>>284076559Shouldn't Hidan be able to tell that his attack whiffed? Striking flesh or air feels different.
>>284077888>this is the only time naruto did thisAside from when he used it against Kakashi during training, yeah.
>>284078552Shouldn't it be the last persone whoose blood Hidan ingested? Otherwise he'd be unable to use his curse again after using it against someone for however long it takes to "reset" (if that even happens at all).
>>284078593What a jobber...
>>284078421>Why is her not more of it despite everyone waking in groups in this series?
>>284078574Wait, both of those elements are Naruto? I thought it was atleast a team effort with someone else using the water element, instead of just Naruto going superman.
>>284077759He was trying to decapitate him because he already saw it incapacitated him>>284078323If he didn't have blood the plan wouldn't have worked btw
>>284077996The fucking decoding girl from the pain arch had more tits and ass than flatkura
>>284076629Why don’t more ninja actively focus their chakra into their hands when readying a strike? Is it really not a basic ability everyone is capable of doing?
>>284078383They're all being bondaged by the tentaclesIno is a woman and thus into it as an extra.
>>284078731>He was trying to decapitate himBut how does that raise his winning chances compared to just snapping the trap or using his shadow possession again (which he somehow is STILL able to do).
>>284076678Kakuzu’s tentacle form is a lot more gross looking than I remember it being. He’s still cool though, very underrated Akatsuki.
>>284078689One time at the end of the war arc. Thank you for strengthening my argument
>>284078758wish she won the shikabowl>>284078793if he decapitates Hidan and Kakuzu isn't there to fix him, he won. He can probably even force him to do the ritual again with Kakuzu's blood and farm Kakuzu's heartsactually this wound is probably why the trap will decapitate Hidan next chapter
>>284076786Another rasengan variant never to be seen again. Only a million more to go…Also yellow Rasengan will never look right to me.
>>284078758Okay, and?
>>284076835Look at Sai standing in front of his wife.
>>284076559this is prime example of what goes wrong when you let Kishi write the battle explanations> so Azuma died but he knew your power was blood related>so he quietly harvested some in this capsule and ACKed>we stole Nardo's sensei Kakashi cause he's a fan favorite and he gave me the capsule>that attack you hit me with?>didn't hit me>I just Acted my ACK>and spread your partner's blood on your weapon>that's just a taste of the Shikamaru IQhappy thanksgiving
>>284078814>if he decapitates Hidan and Kakuzu isn't there to fix him, he wonHe also wins if he closes the trap and that way he doesn't risk going into melee combat.
>>284078869The trap will not incapacitate Hidan if it doesn't decapitate or mutilate him
>>284078806>One timeThey used it twice in the war. Once against the ten tails and once against Obito
>>284076813Why do we need to see Sai's tummy?
>>284076472Getting ragdolled like this the moment Kakuzu isn’t around to watch his back is the reason why people shit on Hidan. In a head to head confrontation he’s scary, but against a trickster he’s helpless
>>284078710>Wait, both of those elements are Naruto?The water is Yamato's.
>>284078881And it does mutilate him on its own.
>>284078977Maybe the gaping wound has something to do with it?
>>284078995It also tears off the limbs that dont have a gaping wound.
>>284078928I think it's more because he gets controlled and defeated practically by shikamaru alone, while kakashi needs every chapter to be saved from Kakuzu>>284078977Remember that hidan just fought yugito and Asuma's explosion wasn't very effective against him, Shikamaru is being careful
>>284079044actually it doesgood pointstill i think trying to behead the guy is reasonable
>>284078928Shikamaru isn't even actually being tricky. Just speedblitzes him multiple times in a row.
>>284078758>introduce new love interest character>totally forget about her the next arc
>>284079116I guess with the amount of plotarmor he already has it's one of the lesser unnecessary risks he takes.
>>284079003He died in the War arc btw.
>>284079166Nta but trusting that the paper bombs will be sufficient could also be considered a risk, while he already saw that he is vulnerable to slashing attacks
>>284079258Only chuunin got to be in the war.
>>284079283yeah he's just trying to pull what asuma did but no chakra blades
>>284079258I don't believe it.
>>284078865What the fuck are you on about? Asuma didn't get the blood, Kakashi did.
>>284078928Hidan is carried by his immortality + voodoo ritual combo. If he can't pull that off, he's basically helpless.Trickery really has nothing to do with it.
>>284078710Naruto used the wind, Yamato used the Water, it's a combination jutsu.
>>284076559I'm sorry, what?Is Hidan fucking blind?
>>284076786>>284076835When did Yamato and Naruto have time to practise this, or at least have Naruto understand the basics of how to mix jutsu with another person? Fuck me, before hurrying over they were still at the training ground being told the news
>>284077214>(unplanned by Shikamaru)Wrong. Shikamaru read the script and saw that Naruto would swoop in at the last minute.
>>284079512The truth is that even with his gimmick, Hidan still relies entirely on his skill in melee combat. The immortality is easy to circumvent, especially if there's no Kakuzu to stitch him together and he still needs to land a physical hit, even if he can finish it quickly from there.
>>284078865legitimately too stupid to understand the first grade level writing of naruto, that's some crazy stuff
>>284076835OUR HEROES...and Naruto
>>284079614Does Hidan even know any ninjutsu or genjutsu?
>>284079614Hidan relies on reality bending that allows him to draw his circle while his opponents do nothing for some reason
>>284079505Trust me.
>>284079675He honestly should learn some genjutsu, would be perfect for distracting ritual victims to get their blood.
>>284078614I was thinking the first person whose blood he ingests starts the ritual, it makes him voodoo man, and it only lasts until he either finishes the ritual via death or if he has a way to cancel it. Then he would have to ingest another blood sample to start a new ritual.
>>284079149Temari is still the better option
>>284076559wasnt there a cut in shikamaru face in the last chapter?
>>284079675Doesn't seem like it. He relies purely on taijutsu, which is why it's so weird Kishi put the statement about him being the slowest (which he doesnt really seem to be desu).
>>284076559It’d have been much more believable if he’s dropped the capsule and Hidans icepick or whatever it is cut through the glass
Are Hidan/Kakuzu explicitly supposed to be the weakest Akatsuki duo? I can’t imagine any other members doing this badly, like forget duos, someone like Itachi or Deidara solo clears this entire team in half the time
>>284079972nevermind he cleaned the blood stain
>>284079989Sasori jobbed to fucking SAKURA
>>284077851That's my waif
>>284076678I like how Kakuzu becomes increasingly feral with every heart they take down
>>284079989I feel like Kakashi and Shikamaru would have a good chance against Deidara. Even Choji may be able to contribute by becoming big and plucking him out of the sky.
>>284078323We must assume theres a central nervous system and some veins and arteries, but yes, he’s mostly a fleshbag filled with black tendrils
>>284080014A.) Chiyo did most of the workB.) Sasori lost on purpose because he wanted to die so it doesn’t count
>>284080064Kakuzu dominating Kakashi still seems like a better performance.
>>284076559this is itof all the stupid things in shippuden this definitely takes the cake hidan should have immediately realized that his attack didn't hit anything
See ya tomorrow, anons.
>>284080014Because Sakura is strong. I know you retards like to meme, but she isn't some powerless normie larping as a ninja. Before Naruto got his boost, she was pretty much more skilled than him.
>>284080177>>284054747
>>284080084Kakuzu isn’t so bad I agree but Hidan’s performance against Shikamaru here is so pathetic it overwhelms everything else
>>284076758Essentially all their efforts only resulted in giving Kakuzu his first good fight in a while
I feel like I've never seen someone take those databook stat numbers but edit Shikamaru so that he's maxed out everywhere as a meme
>>284076758Now would be a good time to try body possession, Ino. Theres no reason not to try
>>284080195Just remember Hidan showed how skilled he is against Asuma. Shikamaru is getting wanked to infinity and already had a broken op jutsu before that, so not much to be done there.
>>284080195This is the premiere Shikamaru(forma de jerk offo), though. Hidan dogwalked Asuma in CQC and by every metric he should be doing the same to Shikamaru. Kishi just can't allow his self-insert to lose.
>>284076813Was the shot of Sais midriff necessary, Kishimoto?
>>284080188Basically a sucker punch
>>284080188I can already tell you're just gonna move the goalpost and downplay everything because "le Sakura sucks" instead of being genuine, so I'm not gonna bother arguing.
>>284076955What ass? Seriously, where?
>>284080204Tbh it doesn't even seem like a good fight. Kakashi suckered him once, then survived the deadly combo (by doing nothing), then they stood around for 5 minutes, waiting for Shikamaru to get Hidan in position, then Kakuzu instantly overpowered Kakashi and was only stopped by Hidan being retarded.
>>284080267
How would modern audiences react to this chapter?
>>284078203He still has his iron skin jutsu. Better question is why she never attempted body possession before Kakuzu could flash sear them? He was standing perfectly still, just a few feet from her, so the slow speed of her jutsu shouldn’t matter
>>284076559https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3LNQOcjR_c
>>284080303A "Potential Man" esque meme template would be born just to shit on Shikamaru and all other so-called smart characters in anime/manga.
>>284080289
>>284080289FinallySome good fuckin food
>>284079989>Deidara solo clears this entire team in half the timeHe jobbed to Kakashi
>>284076456Hidan didn't notice that Shikamaru didn't bleed?
>>284080303There would probably be enough doomposting from both the East and West for editors to put extra pressure on Kishi.
>>284080188Kek. Gottem
>>284080352Show off the goods, slut!Maybe if Sasuke had seen that ass in tights he may have reconsidered his revenge arc for at least a second. Doesn’t matter her ass isn’t that special, the poor guys had only Orochimaru and Kabuto for company for three years. He’s gotta be held back as fuck.
>>284076559O, MY 200 IQ SPEED!
>>284080289>>284080352>>284080353It's an edit.
>>284080271Hidan is such a liability to Kakuzu its insane
>>284080375He also put ketchup on his face without Hidan noticing.
Sakura is a footbrat not an asssister
>>284080246That stupid exposed midriff outfit prevents me from ever liking Sai, at best I can like him ironically.
>>284080434Tentens feet mog
>>284080421Kinda sad how Kakuzu had full confidence in his bro, only for him to not only job but even pull down Kakuzu remotely...
>>284080418Same proportions Though
>>284080188
>>284080434Shes got a nice house
>>284080048What do they do to counter C4 ?
>>284080462This is what Sasuke sees every night before leaving lol
>>284080462No since that was an edit.
>>284080473That she stomps all over with her sweety feet
>>284080488Same thing Sasuke did.
>>284080514I remember this. The mom shits on Sakura in public and everyone laughed. Based desu.
>>284080303Genuinely surprised that normalfags don't shit on Shikamaru more for how terribly written he is. Even Itachi is sometimes made fun of for all the glaze he constantly gets, but it feels like no one outside these threads acknowledges all the retardation surrounding Shika and his 200 IQ.
>>284080514I remember this movie having a retard thing where Naruto had to go around and try to get someone to recommend him to be chunin and this takes place after he beat fucking Pain.
>>284080514Naruto's face says>damn I'd like to see that
>>284080521None of team 10 has Sharingan to see the bombs, Kakashi does have Sharingan but he doesn’t have Chidori Stream to electrify his own body
>>284080528I don't think any characters laughed.
>>284080501Your cope is big but it's a smaller cope than Sakura's giant bubble butt
>>284080488They have to take him down before he's done chewing his clay or hope for a Kishi asspull to save them like what Sasuke got. (and they would get it)
>>284080048How would Shikamaru's shadow jutsu even work on Deidara while he's flying?
>>284080462
>>284080555They did. Based Kishimoto
>>284080624Where did they laugh?
>>284080614Against Hidan it worked just based on connecting to his shadow, right? So he could just do the same to Deidara. It's bullshit but so is the entire fight against Hidan.
>>284080643Would it count if it was the clay bird’s shadow instead of Deidara himself?
>>284080662I have no idea how it'd work. Maybe he'd take control of the claybird, making fall to the ground?
>>284080635You mean when. Right after the mom stopped. Then Sakura got angry and left.
>>284080462>>284080618Did ruto ever get to tap that.
>>284080514
>>284080539>Sakura drawn by Toyotaro
>>284080563>off model inbetween frameYawn
>>284080727yeah after she became a milf
>>284076758What happens there if Choji starts spinning?
>>284080794Wich is even better
>>284080727Saving for marriage
Kishi deserved the humiliation he got with squid 8 for all this insufferable Shikamaru wank he forced down the audience's throat a decade before
>>284076559I AM NO LONGER ASKINGYOU VVILL LIKE SHILLKAMARU OR ELSE
>>284080853>>284080860Thankfully, Shikamaru doesn't become a main character ever again after this.
should've had more filler episodes where Naruto gets sent on missions with oddball teammates.
>>284080876The great debate. Is Sakura better with or without long hair?
>>284080823Its funny how much more chemistry her and ruto had compared to hinata or sasukeThe dynamic was very much western in sense of appeal.
>>284080860Our heroes
>>284080905With long hair. Shes been ugly ever since she cut it for no good reason.
>>284080921This was back when Shikamaru was decent.
>>284080905Obviously long is better. Cutting it for practicality, when she's useless either way is so dumb.
>>284080940He peaked while jobbing to Tay
>>284080727Ruto isn't an assman (american).
>>284080966>jobbing while cropping a feelHe used to be ourguy...
>>284080970I know what ruto really wants
>>284080853>squidOf course the anti-shika shizo is an ESL.
>>284080955What do you mean "obviously"?
>>284080992
>>284081002It means the choice is obvious, because long is always better.
>>284081002Long hair is just obviously better on girls.
>>284080994>ESL>SquidNewfag.
>>284080992'kura's meaty girl-thighs
>>284081016How is it obvious? That's just your personal preference. It's like saying pepperoni is better on pizza than anchovies because it's "obvious". You understand?
>>284080994Newbie, Squid 8 is the nickname for Samurai 8 due to Kishimoto's comments about it.
>>284081030My personal preference is the obvious truth.
>>284081030>It's like saying pepperoni is better on pizza than anchoviesIt is.
>>284080767
>>284080940IMO Shikamaru is still a decent character afterwards, it’s just the constant asspulls/glazing in this single arc that make him temporarily annoying
>>284081041>>284081045It's not obvious. Long hair is boring because a large number of guys push for it.
>>284081063You sound like a woman. Long hair just looks better on girls.
>>284081057Imo the character concept is also kinda flawed though because his jutsu is just way too powerful.
>>284081014why is Boruto like three feet tall? why is Naruto 6'4?
>>284081057He's gonna suggest something stupid later concerning Pain's identity.
>>284081026>>284081035samefag
>>284081063I respect your right to be obviously wrong.
>>284081099You're a fucking retard, shut up
>>284078928Hidan's problem is that he's a one-trick pony and once you know his trick even a jobber like Asuma could solo himKakuzu is strong even if you know you have to kill him five times for it to stick or just lol rasenshuriken
>>284081094That was the original sizes when Kishimoto drew them. Naruto is now close to the height of Hinata and Boruto is a little taller.
>>284080905I like short hair on girls, so I prefer short hair Sakura, but she looked good with longer hair too, and I think she should've grown it out again for her adult designs.
>>284080992>>284080823>>284080727I can not imagine naruto and sakura having sex it would be hilarious >Narutoooo you big idiot thats the wrong holeee>sends him flying butt ass naked with one hit across the village.
>>284081014>When Naruto sends a clone back home for the night and says he's working late
>>284081118Nah, he still outskilled Asuma and would do so again, even if Asuma had the knowledge.
>>284081121in both Shippuden and The Last, Naruto is only about four inches taller than Hinata. Boruto is supposed to be 11 or 12, he should be somewhere around four and a half feet tall but in that pic he is WAY shorter than that. legit midget-tier.
>>284078242two chapters ago>>284026964
>>284081014>Not cannon
>>284081189What lol
>>284078595It looked like a very shallow cut, so I assume grazing him and hitting the air wouldn't feel very differentIt's still bullshit that Shikamaru had the time to perfectly place the blood on the weapon and his cheek without Hidan noticing, though
>>284081094late age 26 growth spurt
>>284081189Yes, there is no artillery in that picture.
>>284081240Shikamaru also splashed his ketchup like 10cm deep on Hidans weapon though, so it would've needed to be extremely deep to get there (basically splitting his skull). But that's already going more into detail than that scene deserves.
if you wanna hear a 'sexy Sakura', Kate Higgins does the voice for Naruko in Shippuden ep229. It's clearly just her Sakura voice, being sultry
>>284081111Keep crying esl samefag.
I want more more combo attacks
>>284080916This screams more of a brother and sister relationship.
>>284081296
>>284078383She's a w*man
>>284078383
>>284081314this would boil the konoha girls
>>284081373Sasori's got the stuff.
>>284080916Naruto and Sakura barley had a legit friendship, it was entirely based on their mutual love of sasuke, at least in my opinion
>>284076835Arigatou sensei
>>284081014Giantruto and Midgetruto
>>284080916Naruto and Sakura have zero chemistry,Sakura only tries to be nice out of guilt.
>>284081257Such slander to include Sasuke's hair here so you don't see that he's shorther than Sakura.
>>284079973It's possible that he's like Rock Lee, except without the intense training.So he fucking sucks but it doesn't matter because he's immortal.
>>284080761>>284081027>>284081373Maybe Chiyo should have lived so she could puppet Sakura some more
>>284076429they really wanted you to believe that these 4 were gonna do more things together
>>284076678Phase 3 already.
>>284076559jesus christ hahaha Kishi was either laughing or cumming when he drew thisFor me it's Kakashi thinking he killed Kakuzu and doing the blood draw anyway. What, you expected him to be immortal too? Or that you'd need to fake Hidan out in a 4-1 with this insanely risky complicated movement?
>>284081695>For me it's Kakashi thinking he killed Kakuzu and doing the blood draw anywaylol true
>>284081572Maybe he does have intense training. He seems pretty skilled with his scythe.
>>284076835Seven motherfuckers to fight Kakuzu while Hidan is being solo'd. What a duo.
>>284081695Better to account for something like that. If he had the opportunity, why not?This is why Shikamaru and Kakashi are 200 IQ and you're not.
>>284080214>Maxed stats except for speed, which just has an infinity symbolThat would be Shikamaru in Kishi's head
Meanwhile back in the village at the hokages office
>>284080563>that Shippuden flashback that inflated her ass
>>284081850She has no ass, ten ten has the ass
>>284081834>hwere'z that friggen narudo at, he'z shupposed to be givin me muh daily backrubsh... liddle snotty brat, thinkin he'z ta gud fer an ol' lady...
>>284081778Surely this and the fact he was about to kill Kakashi, Chouji, and Ino will raise him in the Daily's tierlist?
>>284081778Kakuzu did say he's only paired with Hidan because he doesn't die from his friendly fire
>>284081373That fight was hot. Did kishi ever turn into coomer randomly like this?
>>284081927Right this chapter, unfortunately he turned into a gay coomer >>284076813
>>284076813Sai lookin zesty...
>>284081778Ino, Sakura, and Choji were useless so it was really just 4 motherfuckers.
>>284081882Naruto was her stud/boy toy ?
>>284082047He always looks like that
>>284076707Even Hidan didnt need multiple pages to explain this jutsu
>>284076707>>284082175Insane how Hidan figured this out without analyzing Shikamaru's speech patterns, clothing, and what he ate that morning. Is he also... a genius?
>>284082130How Come Naruto gets that role for two if the Sannin, and Sasuke only get the last one?
>>284081899Kill yourself.
>>284082267nou
>>284082145I know, he's got some sugar in the tank
>>284081899Probably only slightly since he doesn't even kill Kakuzu with his new jutsu.
Why did kishi not include hinata but put sakura as the one to hug naruto in the pain arc
All shipperfags deserve to be killed.
>>284082616Youd kill like 60% of the fanbase because its mostly shipping and powerscaling.
>>284076813why show sai's slutty tummy, of all things
>>284076835OUR HEROES
>>284082631>Youd kill like 60% of the fanbaseGood.
>>284082806No, you're still missing the other 40%. Go after power scalers as well
>>284082542Because Hinata had her moment in the spotlight and Sakura didn't have one.
>>284082845>Go after power scalers as wellNah, they're alright.
>>284082882I changed my mind, it's because Sakura had that scene where she was yelling for Naruto to return, and this is the payoff to that set up.
>>284082735...and Sai.
>>284081834
>>284082903Fucking simpruto should have just chucked her and gone with hinata.
>>284082903>in her time of crisis, she only thinks of Naruto>totally doesn't love him, though
>>284078928Hidan is barely jonin level without his immortality. He is by far the weakest member of the Akatsuki and the story doesn't pretend otherwise. Kakazu and Kisame could both be Kages on the other hand.
>>284076835Happy Thanksgiving OPStuffed with Shikawank, with Jobbing for dessert
FUCK YEAH THIS IS THE SHIT IM TALKIN ABOUTMOAR
>>284081834Shes a very well written character this you can not disagree on.damaged beyond belief, drowns her self in liquor and spends her money on gambling.Takes on her emotions and puts out her dreams and wishes on a young boy whom she endears precious to herAttempts to reconcile love and affection with the last man that was the closest friend to her but ends up losing him as well due to her neglect. Sad man Fucking sad
>>284076835>>284080168Arigatou, OUR LEADER!
>>284077895Also dodging 2 tails' Blast from point blank range in the very fight he said that line.
>>284080064Copemoto...
>>284080188That chakra would've killed Sasori though.
>>284080767Lmao
>>284080916You are going to make this exact same post for as long as you live?
>>284081875Proof?
>>284083112she cares for him but not in love with him.
>>284083112No it's because he was supposed to learn sage mode and become the strongest mother fucker in the village.
>>284083548
>>284083670Where's the ass?
>>284076786I read that a ninja can get stronger in his base just by learning an elemental jutsu. Which makes sense seeing how Sasuke was able to reach lee speed after learning Chidori.
>>284076559>HOKAGEKAMARUWe always knew it was a terrible idea but it ended up even worse
>>284083507Yes because NaruSaku would always be the better ship and you don't need a movie to explain it or to kill off a character for development.
>>284083451Yes, the mangaka is right and some random retard is wrong
>>284083562she never considered calling out for Sasuke.>>284083561the man a woman thinks about when she's scared or lonely is the man she wants to be with.
>>284083351>Attempts to reconcile loveShe didn't love him jiraiyafag.>losing him as well due to her neglect.Wasn't her fault. The jobber was a retard who should've retreated while he had the chance. He already had one of the pain's, so they would've discovered the secret anyway. He died for nothing.
>>284084029Why would she call out for Sasuke when he was still a criminal?>>284084012Kishimoto, shouldn't you be spending time with your family instead of posting on /a/?
>>284084164because she supposedly loves him, and so in her time of need would instinctively want him to come and save her. She's not in a position to think logically or rationally.
>>284084208>She's not in a position to think logically or rationally.Kishimoto....
>>284084208The last time Sakura heard from Sasuke he seemingly hard diffed his brother and is probably still recovering (she doesn't know Karin can heal people instantly).
>>284084223even setting aside the misogyny, she's just seen everything she's ever known and loved get utterly smashed to atoms while she was powerless to stop it. Many of her friends and family are now presumed dead, and she is very much on the shortlist for "next target". Any normal person would not be in a sound state of mind if they were in that position.
>>284084263The difference here is that Naruto was guaranteed to come back, Sasuke wasn't.
>>284084289again, see:not in a position to think rationally
>>284084360You just want to make a point out of that scene in favor of you shipfaggotry.
>>284084381I understand human psychology. If you just watched your parents get blown up you would be hysterical with shock and grief too. only a legit psychopath would be capable of compartmentalising that and thinking in a coldly logical manner.
>>284084416OR...Sakura is a fictional character and Kishimoto didn't put much thought into that scene.
>>284083853>you don't need a movie to explain itThe biggest meme the Naruto fandom created outside of "le hardwork" is that the movie was made because Kishimoto and the higher ups felt like NaruHina needed explaining as if the manga isn't filled with pairs that just happen for the sake of it.It was always going to be for money.>or to kill off a characterNeji's death was two birds with 1 stone, he needed to kill a character that was popular enough for people to care but not enough to have his house burned, so may as well get some ship bucks out of it too.
>>284084491a character who is supposed to be human in-universe, and have functional human emotions. your >why does it matternonsense doesn't work because if it truly didn't matter you wouldn't be offended by it.
>>284082542Sakura would not have hugged Naruto here if Hinata didn't confess.Really makes you think
>>284084852Sakura didn't know, she was too far to see what was happening and since Naruto never brings it up to anyone and Hinata keeps quiet about it out of shame Sakura definitely wouldn't hear about it.
>>28407655950 Giga IQ Shikag*d
>>284076522>that look in Hidan's eyesHe knew this was fucking bullshit
>>284083126>Kakuzu>Kage
>>284083126why was he even allowed into the Akatsuki? and don't feed me that "he killed Yugito" shit, clearly that was all Kakuzu and then Hidan swooped in to fuck around with her after Kakuzu had done the real work. like, legit. what does he bring to the table that Nagato/Obito looked at him and said "this guy is an asset to my goals"
>>284076835Thanks OP.All in all, Kakashi's fight was not nearly as cool as I remember. Although I watched the anime back then.
>>284085201>no diffs chunins>low diffs and lite JoninYup. I'm thinking Kage tier.
>>284078574>Why didn't Naruto do this kind of wind style rasengan + water jutsu combo later on with one of his toad summons that can shoot water?Reminds me of that one filler with Guren (crystal lady) where Naruto was trying to master the combination Jutsu with Gamakichi. I think that was before the Wind Release Rasengan stuff but I would have like to see it up come in later fights too.
>>284085300>no diffs chuninsHe just lost a heart to Choji this chapter
>>284085300>no diffs chuninsNaruto did this in chapter 1. Chuunin are basically weaker than genin>low diffs lite JoninWhen did he defeat jonin? The only fight with him against more than 1 jonin he immediately ran away.
>>284085346All the hearts escaped, the mask broke when it merged with the otherwise heartless body
>>284084886
>>284085406Guess I was wrong, then why did Shikamaru even bring those two they’ve done literally nothing
>>284083126>>284085300>Kakazu>kageLmao. Guess that makes v0 Naruto kage+ since he oneshot KEKazu.
>>284085307>but I would have like to see it up come in later fights tooSame
>>284085257Nagato just wanted an excuse to say zombi combi
>>284084084Jiraiya MINDBROKE you
>>284076786People focus on rasengan but what the fuck is that Yamato's hand attack that actually looks like less focused and stable water rasengan?It was never mentioned again.
>>284085257Didn't Pain call them 'birds of a feather' or something? I think Hidan simply intrigued Nagato for his 'karmic feedback' brand of jutsu that dishes out corporal punishment. So he likes him on an aesthetic level at least, and maybe thought the occult secrets of Jashin might be exploited eventually to produce more immortals. Having immortal shinobi turns out to be a really important thing after all.
>>284080434shes a thighstacy ACKtually which means she very likely does have a nice tight and shaped butt but it's hidden behind the stupid skort thingy. This drives people with dark complexions crazy because she doesn't have a baboon sized ass.
>>284076429>DailyramenBruh. Just remove this faggot from your posts. He's either gone, or (You) are him. Either way, we really don't give a fuck about this faggot rabbit.
>>284079865brutal
>>284080168thanks op.
>>284086332We HATE rabbits here!
>>284083126>Kakazu and Kisame could both be Kages on the other hand.undeniable.
>>284086429Everyone in Akatuski is Kage tier except Hidan and Zetsu.
>>284086453and konan.
>>284076835Thank you OP.Wow, Ino and Choji were completely useless, that's amazing, the most they did is Ino finding the immortal duo.
>>284086476Yes as the fourth strongest Akatsuki, Konan is Kage+.
>>284086476She put the fear of god in Obito and did the most damage to him that anyone had since his fight with Minato.
>>28408657090 year old Kakuzu to 35 year old Konan: I'm into older women, I'm something of a hagmaxxer.
>>284086332if you don't give a fuck, why comment and draw attention to it? ya seethin?
>>284087048Hi dailyfaggot
>>284086476Konan is easily Kage tier, even without her gorgillion jutsu
>>284076559LIGHTNINGKAMARUUSAINBOLTKAMARUBEYONDSUPERHUMANSPEEDKAMARUREFLECTSFASTERTHANMINDSKAMARUMIGHTGUYWHOKAMARUFOURTHRAIKAGEWHOKAMARUMINATONAMIKAZEWHOKAMARUROCKLEELOLLMAOEVENKAMARUYOU HATE SHIKAMARU CUS HE'S BEEN WANKED NON STOP FOR HIS SEEMINGLY IMPOSSIBLE STRATEGYWE LOVE SHIKAMARY CUS WE ACKNOWLEDGE HIM AS THE FASTEST NINJA AND THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN PULL THAT AFOREMENTIONED STRATEGY
Uh oh. He's having a meltie over Dailyramen again.
Uh oh, looks like stinky is here!
>>284083415While locked in the same room that got completely obliterated, no less.
>>284086591Why is he so hot
>>284086591Do you think he was annoyed that Hidan got Yugito as target, while his was Fuu?
>>284087899Only handsome guys cover their faces in the Naruto world.
>>284086539She's 5th or 6th at best. Kisame sweeps.
>>284088252Konan is higher than Kisame because she's a summoning contracted to the Animal Path of Pain, meaning she can reverse-summon it and then Pain summons the others and you get jumped by them all plus Konan, gg.
>>284088202I bet Dosu was a real looker, too.
>>284084084Obsessed and mentally ill
>>284076559>GIVE ME MORE WANK KISHIMOTO, THIS IS THE WEAKEST AKATSUKI WE'RE UP AGAINST!
>>284086332I add him because I specifically know it will cause you seethe.
>>284088761in my headcanon dosu was terribly scarred, thus the bandages. it wouldnt make much sense to cover your eye too if it worked fine.
Ramen winnyRajsuke losey
>>284088351>Heroinlmao
>>284089808>in my headcanon dosu was terribly scarredI thought that was the main point his design tried to get across, hence why he was also walking hunched over.
>>284090019yeah, but i dont think we ever got any sort of canon regarding his past.
>>284088351I want to help Knyan with her headaches!
>>284089419I wonder if Hidan had even been considered the weakest Akatsuki if he didn't get ragdolled by Wankamaru like this. Ironically Shika would've looked much better if he actually contributed to an interesting fight against competent opponents.
>>284088761My headcanon is this was Dosu but he didn't make the 9/27 cut for konoha genins that year and so he left to the sound
>>284090167Dosu? Hinata's (former) best friend.
>>284088202He only ears that mask so woman won't constantly bother him
>>284090263Did she ever get revenge on Shino for making his arms explode?
>>284090360Wrong sound goon.
Goon?
>>284088351Who do you think is the heaviest drinker in Akatsuki?
>>284090830This miserable fuck.
>>284090830Kakuzu or Kisame. The others are too autistic to even go out drinking
>>284091002I feel like Kakuzu would consider it a waste of money. I could imagine Deidara getting piss drunk by himself when creating art.
Team 8 bros, surely we're getting an arc next, right?
>>284091208shino is too powerful. we dont want to overshadow naruto and shikamaru.
>>284091208They were supposed to have the Yugito rescue arc but instead spent 6 days questioning the stinky bald.
>>284091280Yugito rescue arc would have required the Raikage and Killer Bee to do something and they're useless fucks who don't exist yet.
>>284091344Well Tsunade exists and she didn't do anything either when Akatsuki were running rampant in her territory. Bee is busy on a mission with guy to save the world from an unknown threat offscreen.
>>284091488Tsuande was extremely busy with extremely important hokage business down at the bar
>>284091242>shino is too powerfulPeople keep saying this, but I don't really see it. What is it about his bugs that is so op?
>>284091944as an actual ninja the bugs let him do everything a ninja is supposed to do whilst keeping himself entirely out of harm's way, and even if his bugs are found there's no way of tracing it back to him. as an actual fighter they're pretty weak.
>>284091208>THIRD Sasuke recovery mission that fails (shocker)>They don't get a single genuine fight, even Team Guy fought their own clones>Showed no meaningful improvement outside of Hinata's range becoming 10x higher (she has no technique to take advantage of that) and Kiba being able to rotate without soldier pills or AkamaruKishimoto hasn't forgiven this team from being more popular than Inoshikacho early on.
>>284091944He can have them spy for him as they can literally tell him answers in the written section of the chunin exam. Home in on the enemy, absorb chakra and do damage without him having to directly engage the enemy. Shino can sick multiple species of these on you while maintaining his own stamina.
>>284091944Because unless you can have specific counters as well as tons of chakra to spam it or stat mog him a lot, Shino is effectively unbeatable.
>>284091867>look at our Hokage dawg we never getting them stimulus checks
>>284092126Firereleasebros, this is our time to shine!
>>284092366>jobs
>>284092530>the bugs only get slightly bruised instead of being burned
>>284092366The aburame Bugs have the flash fire ability, which nullifies their fire weakness.
>>284092800They probably would if Shino were to ever face a fire user.
>>284082542For suspense. People thought Hinata died back then.
>>284093140It was already shown she survived beforehand.
>Kakashi is the first to survive a generic air blast from Kakuzu>Hinata somehow survives a direct his fro shinra tensei
>>284090360Dosu was killed by Gaara
>>284093301It wasn't big enough to kill her
>>284082542Because no one cares about Hinata. She's a dumb cunt that serves no purpose to the story, and even when would have had a place Kishi correctly recognized that Sakura would have been the more appropriate character to use.
>>284095477Anon, it was a hug, Naruto himself didn't even think much of it.
What if Hinata joined Akatsuki?
>>284096036She would be tentacle raped by Kakuzu
>>284082542You know it was originally sakura that was going to back up naruto during his stand down.
>>284096189Proof?
>>284096088It should've happened...
>>284096088If only
>>284096088That means Yugito did get tentacle raped, right?
>Kakuzu>Straight
>>284096522Everyone here is already adapt at using their imaginations
The only straight akatsuki members are Konan, Obito and Nagato.
>>284096822>NagatoHe was in love with Yahiko.
>>284097353He loved how he fucked Konan.
>>284096822What about Kisame
>>284097450It's weird. They were basically siblings, yet Nagato clearly supported them fucking each other
>>284097620Gay for Itachi.
>>284096822What about Deidara and Kurotsuchi
Before the next chapter, I’m gonna ask.How does Kakuzu fare against Orochimaru and Tsunade?
>>284097763>s-snake tsunamiFIRE STYLE SEARING MIGRAINE BOOM>h-hundred healingWIND STYLE PRESSURE DAMAGE BOOM
>>284097709They were never a couple
>>284091208>leather jacket>parka>hoodieinoshikacho > team normcore
>>284097961Shut the fuck up Kishimoto
>>284097961>normcoreTeam 10 is more normalfag team in the leaf even down to their personality.
>>284098011*the most
>>284097961That is only Ino.
>>284097961Why is Ino more toned than Sakura when she doesn't do taijutsu?
>>284098116We'll never know how skilled she actually is because every time she wants to do something Kishis self inserts shut her down.
>>284097961You mean Shikashikashika, right?
>>284098116Because we don't see Sakura's Tommy very often
>>284098228
>>284098160>Ino: "Maybe I can-">Shikamaru: "SILENCE. The men are talking.">Ino: "..."
>>284098245Tummy or not Ino looks more athletic
>>284098317aesthetic*
>>284098317How?
>>284076758Kakashi should have just blasted him with a hail mary dimension sharingan
>>284098300>...STOOOOOOOOOOOOP
>It's time for MEN!-Shikamaru, probably.
>>284098300
>>284099067Didn't know Dosu was also Kishi's self insert.
>>284099138Yapping is extra loud to Dosu's activated eardrums
d-daily...
>>284099906Sakon jobbed.
>>284099067Fuuuuck she could have been one of the good guys if Kishi didn’t have a murder boner for prettu girls aaaah
I fucking love Naruto
>>284099906YearlyRamen will save us
>>284097961She turned into a fridge
>>284100652That's Sai's stomach with Ino's head
>twitter has location feature>lolifans are mexicans>jujutsu kaisen fans are americans>kagurabachi fans are brazilian>kimetsu demon slayer fans are a mix of usa/eu/asians>chainsaw man fans are 80%+ asians>one piece fans are 80%+ indian>naruto fans are europeans>My hero academia cucks are either indonesian or mutts>dragon ball fans are mexican or french>attack on titan fans are mostly americans state of the anime world
You are my friend!AAAAHHHHHHHHHH
>>284099906Did he die or something?
>>284089792>intentionally trollingThis isn't /b/
>>284101035>dragon ball fans are mexican or frenchI find it interesting how the French seem to be the ones that create the best archives of official material, like promo arts and scans
>>284101035>one piece fans are 80%+ indianI knew the warehouse worker was a self hating projecting racist lol
Kidomaru? Solos Kakuzu and Sasori
/nart/: the failed general
So did OP die, or...?
>>284101530Dailyramen has been MIA for days and your izzat is still threatened by him, Sasuketard.
>>284101827>izzatWhat is this forced meme?
Uh oh! Stinky is back from his ban!
>>284101868lil bro lost the plot luhMEOW
>>284101844>angry reply to that post instantlyLmao.
