Volume 39Itachi Pursuit MissionChapter 351: The Man-to-Man Talk!!Previous chapter: >>284395565Start: https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/a.desu.meta/subject/Daily%20Naruto%20Chapter/filter/text/page/8/
>>284419383Just the saddest ass I've ever seen. Couldn't even fuck this chick up her shitter cause you'd bruise yourself on her hip bones.
>>284419383y'know, even when Sakura's built like a fridge she's at least kinda cutesy, something about Karin though just oozes dick-repellant
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>>284419383She’s so flatGoddamn
>>284419383kill yourself narutard
>>284419599She's a complete chud in looks and character.
>>284419611HOLY SHIT KISHIMOTO DREW A FIGHT!!!
>>284419670How would you even kill Suigetsu?
Fucking Christ, Karin.
>>284419452I can't believe Sasuke is dead.
>>284419718Scared sane
Hiashi won.
>>284419383Uzumakibros, is this what your women look like?
>>284419383>female character with her back to the reader>flat as pancake assKishi, you're not an assman, stop forcing yourself
>>284419670Wow Sasuke is so cool, definitely was necessary to have the first 10 pages of the chapter when this is what it leads up to.
>>284419670Can't Suigetsu just liquify himself to escape that
>>284419708Tap his little toe with a Chidori.
>>284419383>No chest>No assWhy is Karin alive?
>>284419788Oh wow never noticed that before. Very handy for this website.
>>284419790Dunno why but fridge-built girls flaunting their lack of assets kinda does it for me
>>284419643Karin inherited the spirit of the 3rd Hokage.
Another masterwork of a chapter by Kingshimoto!
>>284419814We see him pumped with shittons of voltage later and all it does is make maintaining his form harder
>>284419425>"Oh no... Suigetsu didn't obey Sauce..."
>>284419718A top tier fujoshi like Karin understands the importance of ryona in her romance.
>>284419840That's what the second would say if they were Uchiha
>>284419861He’s a cuh-razy wild card, isn’t he?
>>284419880>Tobi-CHAD when an Uchiha says hi to him
>>284419840A true Uzumaki, like the third hokage's wife.
>>284419861Tbh, Suigetsu not just obeying and doing something evil this chapter is the best part of it, though it never goes anywhere.
>>284419825It works if they're embarrassed and self-conscious.
>>284419383>>284419819Is Karin objectively the worst girl of this series? >is supposed to be seductive-looking but she's built like a thumb>has all the hateable traits of Sakura without any of the (very few) likable things about her>barely constitutes as an actual character, is literally just a plot device/walking medical kit>stupid hair
>>284419942It'd be pretty hot to cum on her glasses, so she has that going for her. She's also probably super kinky. Unfortunately Sasuke is the most asexual being to ever exist.
>>284419788Thank you OP.Still a trash chapter that makes the taka team lose any smidge of credibility they could have had.No, making the leader of the team capable of effortlessly defeating the rest of the team all at once isn't good writing, it just makes it nonsensical he needed others in the first place.
>>284419818A lot had the exact same realization last time we had this storytime.
>>284419643>Sasuke: Dammit Suigetsu, you're such a loose cannon.
>>284419670High school me pretended he TRACED that
>>284419991That bit really kills the idea of Jugo as some type of team muscle or bruiser, especially. Suigetsu never really came off as that strong, but was useful otherwise. Jugo's only appeal as a berserker is that his power level is very high. But then Sasuke no-diffs him into a mindbreak, and then he just doesn't have any reason to be around.
>>284419708Burn him down so he becomes vapour.
>>284419718So to hold off Juugo you just scare him?
Why does everyone keep hating on Sarada's biological mother?
>>284419670Could it be the main contrapoint between Naruto and Sasuke is how the former has 3 boring jutsus he spams every figtht, while the latter can just do whatever he wants with hardly any pattern at all between snakes, eyepowers, cm, lightning- and fire release?
>>284419599is Karin the first femcel/chudette in the series?
>>284419485>bio pilebunkerI remember when I started hating part 2..
Was it ever explained why Karin was still managing Orochimaru's prison when she knew he was dead? Did she just know he'll eventually be revived at some point? Was she just gonna start serving Kabuto?
>>284419991your mistake was assuming kishi was going to develop side characters. anyone not named naruto or sasuke is going to end up being a shitter by war arc.
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>>284419942>>284419979also, denim(?) hotpants.
>>284420169She likes having power. She had some level of authority as Warden and was some level of mad scientist in her own right. She was also just using that as an excuse to get rid of Suigetsu and get a tete-a-tete with Sasuke.
See ya tomorrow, anons. I think the biggest issue with Taka is that they all hate each other, and they're all only together because of Sasuke, and that never changes. They never develop a genuine camaraderie with each other, which isn't a bad thing by itself, but their banter and hatred over being stuck with each other also isn't ever actually amusing either. They start the series as Sasuke's lame goons and end that way, too.
>>284419943>FAP....
>>284420278Taka's only significant contribution is being the last link to Sasuke's sanity when he goes full schizo. It is kind of sad seeing him betray them at the FKS after everything they do for him.It also makes it even more frustrating when you realize they have no legitimate reason to keep following him after FKS. Basically their undying devotion to Sasuke makes zero sense but that's pretty much the whole theme of the manga...
>Chapter ends with Suigetsu saying "What a fucking schizo."
>>284420195More like Kishi dedicating 4 chapters to this one characters only to show him being useless at the end of it.
>>284420278 I think their issue is just one of power level. At the end of the day, relevancy in Naruto is directly proportional to your strength. None of Taka start very strong and they don't get stronger later on.Suigetsu is a pale imitation of Zabuza, the first major villain in the series. He never becomes something other than that. Jugo is a Barbarian but he's level 7 when the campaign needs someone that is at least level 10 to play. Karin is at least useful as a healslut, but that is all she's good for. And when Sakura and Sasuke's plots intersect again, there's no need for Karin anymore.
>>284419643kek karin
https://x.com/4410loco/status/1992568304029036905this but uhhh
>>284420195Eh, yeah, I was more naive.
Okay, this is not funny anymore. When does Team 8 start their arc?
>>284420278>>284420331That's the reason I always said Suigetsu is the best of the three, even if still a bad character, he has some amount of agency, he's allowed to have his own agenda, the other two just exist to jerk Sasuke off, with increasingly bad motivations.Suigetsu never amounts to anything, but the other two were gutted at the start.
>>284419383Karin my beloved
>>284420169Orochimaru gave human experimentation a punk aesthetic and now the kids think mad science and human rights violations are cool. As long as the sound village can project itself as legitimate even though it's just laboratories and the prisons supplying them then there's really no reason to collapse it all if you have a good station within it.
>>284420518Many other anons said it, but Hebi should have just been Sasuke and Suigetsu. It would've been a nice play on Itachi and Kisame. Just give Suigetsu Karin's healing ability and call it a day. He seems to be the most liked out of the three anyways (although the bar is pretty low).
>>284419383Does Kishimoto prefer flat asses?
>>284419425Why does this guy want Orochimaru's killer dead? This makes no sense.
>>284419383kishi traced this
>>284420634He prefers men. Kakashi is insanely fuckable, if you're into dudes. There's no one on his level if you're into chicks.
>>284420661They are psychos because of the curse mark. That's the schizo prison.
>>284420278as much as people (rightfully) shit on team 7, they did have nice bonding moments like naruto and sasuke during land of waves, sasuke and sakura during chunin exams, sakura and naruto during tenchi bridge, etc. this never happens with taka, so it is kind of hard to care when sasuke eventually abandons them.
>>284419542>CopycatIs he saying that because he's the origin of the curse mark or because Kimimaro was the first one (that he saw) to get one?Also, what use does Kimimaro or any of the sound 4 for that matter have for partial transformation? I don't remember him ever using his tail outside of whipping Lee with it that one time.
I would have sexual intercourse with Karin tbqhwyf
>>284419914>evilThe guy was bleeding out and incoherent and there was no sign a med nin team would come to his rescue. If anything leaving a bunch of mentally ill guys lying about injured is evil.
>>284419643Karin REALLY wants to be alone with Sasuke, eh?
>>284420673Are you talking just design? Because there's some good designs.
>>284419383it's cute how Kishi thought this chapter cover would sexually titillate his audience
>>284419991This.The only reason I can see him hauling them around is that Suigetsu and Jugo kinda remind him if Naruto and Karin, Sakura
>>284420216Kek
>>284419817Chains and biting, she's made for BDSM
>>284419788>>284420217>>284420278Arigatou, OUR LEADER!
>>284420495Team 8? Who’re those?
But sakura has an ass tho Meaning sasuke and Naruto are men of culture
>>284420713What the fuck lmao
>>284420464shannyaro
>>284420788Somehow, I don’t think that was even the intent. Like, I can see why you’d say that, but the pose is so sexless I legit think he simply thought that was a good pose for her
>>284419383Flat is cute and valid
>>284420495>>284420857Got lost on the Yugito rescue mission.
>>284420880Sakura: the cute girl that you should have a decent shot at, but she’s gatekeeping herself for the hottest guy on campusIno: the prettiest girl in the school, friends with practically everyone on campus. Everyone thinks she should’ve been the most popular guys gf months ago, but for some reason she goes for the quiet art guy no one else pays attention to
I feel like Karin's creation was due to Kishi getting fed up with people criticizing Sakura (something he would rather do than just write Sakura better).>Oh, you think Sakura is bad? Here's Sakura with every bad trait of hers up to elevenToo bad most people didn't pick it up because she doesn't appear as much of treat Naruto badly, genuinely don't think Sakura would ever recover in the fandom's eyes if she thought Naruto and Kakashi should kill eachother just so she could be alone with Sasuke.
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>>284421021Joke's on him, I like Karin more than Sakura.
>>284420934Mah niggah
Total Karin appreciation
>>284420757Design + PersonalityNot many of the Naruto girls are really bombshells, imo. But beyond that they rarely have good personalities, on top of that.
>>284421039Suigetsu...
>>284421021Somehow I like KarinShe’s Sakura without the pretense of being a good personShe likes Sasuke exclusively because he’s hot and the alpha of their ragtag groupShe’s driven entirely by id, by lust and she she’s power hungry and she doesn’t care who knows it
>>284421056Because the personality range of women in this manga is just:>Sakura>Hinata>Hag>Combination of the above
>>284419670Wow SASUKE IS SO COOL!!!!!!!! GREAT CHAPTER KISHIMOTO-SENSEI!!!!
>>284421055My cute alt gf
>>284421056In terms if design I think Ino and Kurenai are unambiguously there. I personally don't like Tsunade that much, but probably more people would put her there+ some personal preference.The issue is just that not a single female character has much of a personality.
>>284421021Bro, Sakura is the most popular female in the franchise next to Hinata. She did not need to "recover" in any way.
>>284421123Anon, reread that post.
>>284419383>no ass>useless skillset>doesn't end up being a love interestWhat was the point of Karin again?
>>284421152Red herring, a bad one at that.
>>284421152She’s the literal heal slutExcept Sasuke won’t let her do anything slutty so she’s more like the sexually frustrated heal bitch
>>284420999>no one else pays attention toSai is canonically a prettyboy with his own flock of fawning fangirls.
>>284421152She's a sensor and healer combo so that's not too bad.
cute cousins
>>284421152Karin is actually the most useful member by a wide margin, it's just none of them are interesting to see.
>>284420999Ino is more of like that cool chick that is not a bitch and she has an open crib , that you can chill and smoke at because her parents are never home.
Jugo and Suigetsu would make sense if there were armies of fodder ninja they could fight for Sasuke while he deals with the big shots. Unfortunately they’re combatants who get benched all the way until Killer Bee and the Kage Summit, where they’re both horrendously outclassed by Kage level combatants and elite jonin.
>>284421236Karin could have revived either of the main characters clans herself.
>>284421152sasuke's chug jug
>>284421236The Chudette and The Bloomer
>>284421149Oh see, my bad. That was in reference to Karin towards Suigetsu and Jugo.
>>284419383>no tits>no ass>glasses>cums when bittenShe is literally perfect.
Kishi could’ve at least had Sasuke plan to have Jugo try and sneak Itachi at his weakest or something. Would’ve given the other combatant a role during the Itachi boss fight and showed Sasukes cold pragmatism
>>284419874I mean, VotE 1 is basically a ryonafest in the anime.
>Characters who were mandated by the editor are completely worthless to the grand scheme of things.Yes, it's clear Kishimoto doesn't care about these add-ons Yahagi told him to make. Why is it a debate?
>>284421391The only narrative purpose they had was the help track Itachi and deal with threats that would get in Sasuke's way of getting to Itachi, only for Sasuke to deal with one of those outside threats himself (Deidara).
boruto watcherso, many times they have referred to the kaguya incident as "10 years ago""we defeated kaguya 10 years ago"HOW THE FUCK THAT naruto was like 17 or something when he fought and defeated kaguya right?THEN a time-skio, dont remember how many years. they're adults. weddingand only AFTER THAT boruto was bornboruto is a pubert, which means, 12-13 yearsdo the mathZERO FUCKING SENSE
>>284419819this is may be the most sad 2d ass i've ever seen.
>>284421512I'm going to guess it's a bad translation and it says over 10 years. But the original Naruto series is equally bad at keeping the timeline consistent.
>>284421512It might be a translation error. I think it's supposed to be "over 10 years ago." I don't know.
>>284421512Boruto takes place in the infinite tsukuyomi so the timeline isn't internally consistent (it's dream logic)
>>284421512Reminds me of how the days if Hashirama and Madara are spoken of like ancient lore, only for us to find out theres only like 80 years seperating the birth of Hashirama and Madara and the beginning of the chapter 1
>>284420278thanks op.
>>284421576>>284421577probably, need to go back like 30-40 episodes to check those 2 or 3 scenes where they said thatwhy i bring this up this late?? idk it just hit me now. should've done this days ago
>>284421576Naruto never really gave exact estiments, but it uses words like "traditions" and "generations" even though the ninja villages are not even 100 years old.
>>284421666im on the rock village/tsuchikage arc. they said ohnoki was over 100 years old, something like that. now, his youth years were.. uhh I dont remember
If the First Hokage hadn’t died of whatever mysterious illness he’d’ve been alive for part one. Hiruzen is depicted as this extremely old man, but he was just turning 70 when he died, which would’ve place the 1st at about 90 if he’d lived
>>284421512They're gonna reveal Madara won the war and they've all in his mind control coma the whole time any day now...
>>284419643sasuke never leaving his deadpan expression is very funny
>>284421756And Naruto characters can live up to their 90s and even early 100s if they don't die in battle. So Hashirama could've just been this very elderly guy in the village if he was still alive. Tobirama too.
Just now realizing Jiraiya and Orochimaru could’ve met the First Hokage…as very young children, but still.
>>284421743That might be an in-universe exaggeration on his age because of how long he's been around. He met a grown Madara Uchiha when he was a kid. He was 79 in Naruto. He should be closer to 94 in Boruto.
Your grandparents should technically know who Hashirama, Tobirama, and Madara were.
>>284421823Madara too, if there’d never been a falling out with the First. Imagining old man Madara watching Sasuke struggle with Katon as a child with thinly veiled contempt has me chuckling
you know all these cringe ass chronologies images or trees or whatever fans make from other franchises??? WE NEED THAT HERE
>>284421152>Sasuke would have legitimately died a few times without her
>>284421930Not only that but be very familiar with them. By the time Naruto starts they should’ve been talked about like how people in the 2000’s talked about Bush Snr…leaders of a while ago, but not that long ago
>>284421935I don't know. Madara didn't seem to have a healthy lifestyle since he needed to use the Gedo Statue as life-support. The narrative tried to treat it like he was ancient or something, but was like in his 80s or 90s at most.
>>284422055He ate too much greasy food.
how come all kages wore that mysterious creepy looking long triangle attires in tge chuuni exams but suddenly all the kages introduced later wore distinctive, anime protagonist clothing huh
>>284419383ass not found
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>>284421088Is Ten Ten a Sakura type? Or does Sakura type just mean the bitch type? Like Tayuya and Kin might fall under that.>>284421971In a way I kind of like how Naruto's ninja world is pretty young. You could look it as the start of the age being very turbulent. Them having modern day technology is dumb though.
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>>284422229>In a way I kind of like how Naruto's ninja world is pretty youngMakes sense aswell, compared to fiction where there's stable conditions for 1000 years or whatever.>You could look it as the start of the age being very turbulentI mean it's like 50 years, no? The timespan between ww2 and 90s, so not exactly the start of the age anymore.
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>>284422258>>284422296Impressive, very nice.
>>284422296>>284422258https://youtu.be/DqDW6TH1mxU
>>284422229My issue is the story treats it like it's all old because Kishimoto never measured his timeline.
>>284422296This barrel got its own figure before Tayuya.
>>284421152>useless skillsetplain untrue
>>284420727he says since kimimaro, so it's because he's the origin
I’ll give Oda this; if he’d been sriting this story we’d know a hell of a lot more about the Naruto world than we do right now. We’d also have gotten a sad Sakon backstory no one needed, on top of tons of stuff thats only interesting to the most dedicated of lorefags, but still
>>284421819Itachi really lobotomized himI miss the times when Sasuke had more than one expression
>>284422444Owari braap da
>>284419708chidori gg
>>284419695I'll just choose to believe Sasuke has snakes hanging out in his sleeves at all times
>>284422447>plain>untrueyeah like karin's ass
>>284419383>>284419819>no assIt's no wonder Sasuke chose Sakura
>>284421611>>284421791No boruto is going to time travel back and stop every bad even from happening like the chakra tree minato and kushina death and the uchiha clan massacre.>future trunks type shit.
>>284419599The biting thing is kinda hot, but not enough to make up for her looks and personality.
>>284419708Drink him.
>>284422683He never even got to enjoy that or stuff his face in it , im 100% sure nardo slobbered all over hinatas titties.
>>284422258>>284422296Glad this homophobe is dead.
>>284420195THEN WHY INTRODUCE THEM?
>>284419708Seal him in a scroll then destroy it.
>>284421930How many people's grandparents do we even see in the series? Sarutobi aside
>>284422740BUTT
>>284422690The biting thing could be hot, except for the dozens of bite marks leftover from other men, that's a turn off for me, and makes it gross.
>>284422780Editor-san forced him.
>Karin THIS Karin THATYeah ok but now compare their grown up versions
>>284422788Chiyo…and thats pretty much it
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>>284419599Most of the Naruto girls come across as being pretty clean due to their oneitis, but Karin feels like she’s got 5+ STDs
>>284422873No way this bitch isn’t Saradas mom
>>284422797I could've impregnated her and retired her from battle, bros...Why is life so unfair
>>284422910Tayuya feels like a woman who’d leave you to raise the child
>>284422938maybe she mellows out, 50/50?
>>284419670...sleeve snakes
>>284419670SasukeTummy is sad :(
>>284422938>Tayuya feels like a woman who’d leave you to raise the childnot if dicked often enough
>>284422956Maybe
>>284423043You just know its only a matter of time before you’re on the receiving end of her strap on, right?
>>284422896Ikemoto could do the funniest thing and give Sarada the Uzumaki chakra chains, we'd see SasuSaku suicides.
>>284423079It is what it is
Where in America do I go to find a Karin gf? Some place with skinny, flat Asian bitches with alt hair?
>>284423101local unisif you don't mind 40+ bodycount
>>284423091He might as well farm controversy clicks. True Blue Vortex is background noise right now, that’d get it some attention
>>284422993He's pregnant here.
>>284423122The 40+ bodycount is a plus. Cumming in her would be like joining a fraternity of faceless hentai antagonists.
>>284423091>Ikemoto could do the funniest thing and give Sarada the Uzumaki chakra chains, we'd see SasuSaku suicides.Wasn't Sarada in-vitro'd through Karin?
Ino would beat up Karin btw.
>>284422815why? the teenage versions of both are superior
>>284423154Nah thats headcanonShe kept Saradas umbilical cord for some reason though. And is very uncharacteristically motherly to her…FOR SOME REASON.
>>284423154Everything about Sakura giving birth in Orochimaru's lab is sus but Karin keeping the umbilical cord basically says who the parent is (Karin) and who the surrogate is (Sakura)
>>284420115Naruto is absolutely useless without sage and kyubi modes. He wouldn't be able to fight, let alone win, against any of the major bad guys in the manga. For the MC, that is absolutely pathetic.
>>284421402>anime turns Naruto's fated rival fight into an extended humiliation ritual>stomach years of filler to get to part 2>Naruto suck EVEN MORE nowHow did Narutofags not kill themselves?
>>284423242Sage mode is a legit powerup, unlike Kyubi.
Just read through Scarlet Spring…ah, those weeks these chapters were dropping were such good times
Also Jesus Christ Kishi, what’re you doing to me with these facial expressions you’re having Sarada make?
>>284423242Rewatch the last part of the Pain fight.
>>284423300I'll definitely agree with that. Kyubi mode should have been an actual kyubi transformation like what B can do with hachibi, not just a new coat of paint that makes him stronger. Still, without the sage mode, Naruto is useless. >>284423344Where Naruto beat him in sage mode? What would that prove?
No man will ever measure up to her new Daddy
>>284421409Because Sasuke was also mandated by the editor and he basically take over for the next arc.
>>284419383Only if I couldn't have any other woman (Tsunade).
>>284423242>Naruto is absolutely useless without sage and kyubi mode-ACK!
>>284423378He was quite strong after sage mode even in base, just not Kage strong, more like Kakashi strong
>>284419757
>>284423185>>284423194Kishimoto just did all that to troll. Nothing more than that.
>>284419542>"..."
>>284423455This is what sakurafags tell themselves to sleep at night.
>>284423153Based degenerate
Make it make sense that she is sakuras child.>>284423194>>284423185>>284423154As karin said.>SAKURA WAS CHASING AFTER >SASUKE AND WE TRAVELED >TOGETHER>FOR AWHILE!>DURING THAT TIME SARADA WAS >BORN IN OUR HIDEOUT!
>>284421819Raped by Orochimaru too many times.
>>284419846Reminder that it has been like four chapters since the main character revealed a brand new exciting jutsu that destroys targets at the molecular level, and now we are dealing with this crap. It's not going to let up for another hundred chapters either
>>284423510That sounds awful. I wouldn't want that haha...
>>284423432>one hit after an hour of sage mode beating and going apeshit with the kyubiNot much of a proof. >>284423447Nah I honestly don't see Naruto ever beating Kakashi without the modes. He'd just spam clones and charge in like a retard til it bites him in the ass.
>>284423520nobody cares about JOBruto the CRYLIKEABITCHzumaki. UchihaKINGS carry this franchise.
>>284420090i really like the snake scales Kishimoto does. looks like it takes a lot of time though
>>284423551>d-doesn't count
>>284420115Pretty much.And it's sad because Naruto could have easily learned a few elemental techniques from Jiraiya or even integrated frog summoning into his battle style.
>>284423597I like how any doubt that Naruto isn't intending to kill with the rasengan just because Kabuto survives is addressed by having him murder a guy with it in the first movie.
>>284423680>the first movieBest movie in the series
>>284423551Current base Naruto maybe not but post Pain base Naruto seems to be upgraded, he mogged Sai and Sakura in taijutsu. No Kyubi involved.
>>284423871>>284423551Also base Naruto was kind of able to throw hands with Tendo, which seems to put him around Kakashi imo. With more chakra/stamina but less versatile jutsu.
>>284419383FLATLAT
>>284419804Sasuke's snakes are coated in haki.
>>284423597Lucky shot cause he caught Kabuto unprepared. In a straight up fight he'd lose. But also this is part 1 Naruto who's still a genin with a ton of potential. Part 1 Naruto is great and has some great moments to his name. It's part 2 Naruto that is pathetically weak, retarded and emotionally unstable. >>284423871>>284423885Mogging two side characters around his age and skill level should be a given. And kind of able to throw hands doesn't mean much. He may have lasted trading a few blows but that would have ended fairly quick. Also I can't see Naruto beating Kakashi without sage mode.
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>>284424020>d-doesn't count!
Suigetsu and Karins introductions were fine since they only took up 1 chapter each but we've been on this jugo shit for like 3 days now..Including next chapter that would be an entire month back during weekly release just for Jugo
>>284424086>Including next chapter that would be an entire month back during weekly release just for JugoFucking grim. Even worse see for all this buildup he amounts to fucking nothing by the end of the series.
>>284424104He'll become a battery for Sauce's susan. Worth.
>>284419383>Why kishi why ??
>>284423543Depends on which version of Oro would do the raping.
>>284424267His tongue stays long no matter the verison.
>>284424042Didn't you just see me praise the part 1 Ruto? Are you retarded?Also a fight between two genin from the same village in a tournament is not the same as a fight to death with an enemy.
>>284420634Kiba and Hinata made more sense Kiba and Naruto made the most sense
>>284424342So, just put a paper bag over his head? Like that ghost in Scary Movie 2, but with a hole for the tongue?
>>284422104>We will show yall true Pain, I tell ya what
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>>284422258>she will never ride you in CM2Stupid fucking weasel
>>284424020Kakashi could only barely trade with Tendo, like Naruto did. I think Naruto with clones could overwhelm him. At the very least they're in similar leagues
>>284422444That's because nobody cares about this character, regardless how hard anon(s) shill her in these threads
>>284423139Or just fat>Chubbsuke munching on a burger as Taka marches on>We gotta stop by the hidden cat village, I need to carb up before we meet Itachi. Karin, let me bite you again>S-sasuke, you're not injured>I NEED CHAKRA, KARIN
>>284421512>we defeated kaguya 10 years ago>boruto is a puberty, which means, 12-13 yearsIt would be pretty funny if they retconned Boruto's birth to being before Naruto's post-timeskip return to Konoha
>>284424395Kiba and Naruto are too similar to ever get along. Especially because Naruto is just Kiba but actually strong enough to be arrogant.
>>284423242>duhhh, Fraudku wouldn't be shit without SSJ and the KamehamehaNo shit?
>>284424035Get lost, w*man!>t. Sasuke
>>284424537Kiba and Naruto do get along though.
>>284424553kamehameha is just a finishing move, you retard.
>>284423449Goddammit he is so fucking fat
>>284424623It's his armour.
>>284423597>the rasengan never does this cool full-body spiral effect againSasuga Kishimoto
>284421512Kill yourself
>>284424431>SHINRA TENS-BWAHHH
>>284419790Idk man he gave Suigetsu some cheeks
>>284424707Hey, I had to go back and check, this was me! What the hell, man?
>>284419942She's like Sarada without the cunny, a very sorry sight
>>284424431Talk about pro-pain
>>284422896Who actually cares?
>>284424445One shinra tensei and all the clones are gone. And I still wouldn't put them on a similar level. Naruto just isn't a good fighter in general, he's just a clone spawning brawler, that doesn't really work against more powerful guys. >>284424553Yeah but that would imply that everyone in Naruto have special op modes and ahit but they don't. Guys like Minato, Jiraiya, Sarutobi, they're all pretty powerful without any special mode. And there's many more.
>>284423381It's cute how much of a father figure Naruto is to her. Even Sasuke thinks it's a great idea.
>>284424703As a kid I always wondered why it never did that again. Was also disappointed when it stopped happening in the games.
>>284424779Baseruto loses to Tendo but I'm saying he has good chances against Kakashi. He showed great proficiency late game even without powerups. He took on Sasuke in base after their arrow clash in VotE 2.
Man, it sure is odd that Karin fusses this much over Sarada and Sarada exclusively like this! Oh well, I’m sure its nothing
>>284424779Naruto changes forms when he gets mad because its good for the medium. If the manga was about Yondaime killing everyone with flying raijin over and over that would get old pretty fast
>>284422683>The same anime screenshotIs there any evidence of her having real cake in the manga?
>>284423543Would the Sannin have been better as 2 girls and 1 guy?
>>284423079Fake ass reddit niggerWe all know dominance loss is the main trope with characters like her
>>284424779>One shinra tensei and all the clones are goneLmao you say that but he beat the last Pain employing that method and hit him with rasengan before the 5 seconds were up.
>>284424233Just based on color schemes, Naruto and Sakura look better.
>>284424537>ignoring the fox and hound themesThey would be great together
When the fuck did they even stop for a group shot?
>>284424857>Would the Sannin have been better as 2 girls...Kishi is the writer lmao. So what do you think?
>>284420115>while the latter can just do whatever he wants with hardly any pattern at allWhat are you talking about? In Naruto there are actually a lot of characters like that, especially earlier on, and nothing Sasuke has is entirely random and is usually shown as something he develops over a long time. This is the first time he shows snakes but this is after he takes in Orochimaru and he's also been Orochimaru's student for years to begin with so summoning snakes and using them makes sense just like Naruto has toads. Kakashi, Orochimaru, and Sarutobi all have such huge repertoires they can do "whatever" just like Sasuke.
>>284424893The same time Kakuzu had time to take a photo for his bounty.
>>284424905Huh?Orochimaru is a snek guy with a sword, who can also summon a wallKakashi stabs you with his electric knifeSarutobi can throw fireballs at you (replace "fire" with other element occasionally) (everyone else can do that)None of these characters really do "whatever"
>>284424907Kakuzu was a low level criminal, there's no other explanation. He got yanked from petty crimes by Pain to fight jinchuriki.
>>284424836>I’m sure its nothingCorrect
>>284424900They wouldn've had already been established as sannin though, and Tsunade is fine. Orochimaru could have worked as a girl, especially since he just body hops all the time anyway.
>>284424779The thing is though, it's unfair to compare Naruto to the others, because Naruto was born with the Kyuubi, it's intrinsically tied to him. Anyone else who had the Kyuubi from birth would use and rely on its power as well. Naruto still works later on to not be "dependent" on its power and for a while that actually makes him weaker than he should be, then he learns Sage Mode. Which yes, is a super form, but it's still all his own power and training. The point I'm trying to make is, Naruto training and learning for to fight without the Kyuubi is more difficult than for people who weren't born with a super power ability.
Sarada had to hunt her deadbeat dad down just for a family portrait
>>284424961>Orochimaru could have worked as a girlWould've made young boys want to be Sasuke even more than they already did.
>>284424998Why are all the next generation families so ugly? Shikamaru is the only one that has an okay looking kid. Choji's would be okay if she wasn't fat.
>>284425030Ikemoto can only draw child prostitutes and not normal looking children. He also sucks at drawing happy adults.
>>284425028I just think the dynamics between the sannin work better with Orochimaru as a girl. Sexy snek lady would be fun too. Could have just had him as the final big bad.
>>284425040That outfit seems very nonsensical given her profession.
>>284425063She's clearly part of the Whore Corps
Wherzee daat Narutooo hes Sapposed to be giving me a BackRub
>>284425048Diddy blud wants to fuck orochimaru hell naw
>>284421236>That faceThat's ROUGH
>>284422229>Is Tenten a Sakura typeYes.
>>284421021Karin is basically Ino and Sakura without a filter. For some reason people try have to write dissertations about how Sakura is actually some complex, well written character but she is literally just Karin with slightly more screentime. It’s not like Sakura was some compassionate, good person that cared about people, she was just as Sasuke-centric as Karin. Kishi even gave Karin more reason to like Sasuke than he did for Sakura, with that shoe-horned flashback of Sasuke smiling at her after saving her in the chuunin exams. Meanwhile Sakura threw Ino away just because she thought Sasuke was cute despite him not even knowing she existed at that point.The fact so many Sakura self-inserters hate Karin like the plague to this day is hilariously ironic.
>>284419670holy AURAthats my SELF-INSERT yup YUP
>>284425236Anon why is your self-insert so touchable
>>284424828Yeah but that's the endgame. From the start of part 2 to well into it, he's not that great at all. >>284424844I don't have the problem with sage or kyubi mode actually. Well, I do think the whole him having just half of kyubi sealed inside him and not getting a full transformation like B is bullshit but both modes are a good inclusion in the series. My problem that without them, he's fairly useless against stronger enemies. Me mentioning Minato was an example of someone who was plenty strong without any special modes. Minato didn't have flying raijin when he was young and he was a beast. Naruto wasn't even close. >>284424866Fair. >>284424963I don't have a problem with him using the kyubi to get stronger. It's a part of him and it would be stupid not to use him. My problem is that without it, he's nothing. He came from the training trip still being that same idiot with nothing new to his name and was that throughout the large part of Shippuden. I'm saying there was absolutely no reason he couldn't have become a very competent fighter without those two modes when there were plenty of people before him who managed that. And I completely disagree with your last line. Having the kyubi inside him does not make him unable to get strong without it in any way.
>>284425030They have at least one ugly or 5/10 parent that drags down their looks
>>284422896>>284423091KEKrin would be lucky to lick Sasuke's cum out of Shizune's pussy.
>>284423185>And is very uncharacteristically motherly to her…FOR SOME REASON.Sarada and Karin never even met in canon.
>>284423432>Used both Kurama and sage mode in that fight.>>284423465>author known for trolling didn't troll this time i swear!
>>284423597Kabuto TANKED that btw.
>>284421960Juugo also saved Sasuke’s life. Karin was the most useful skills of the group overall.Then there was Suigetsu…
>>284424233Kishimoto needs to do a parallel universe thing where Naruto ends up with Sakura. I'm sure his wife would appreciate it lol
>>284425257That's post Pain Naruto tho
>>284425220>It’s not like Sakura was some compassionate, good person that cared about people, she was just as Sasuke-centric as Karin.Speedreader...>Kishi even gave Karin more reason to like Sasuke than he did for Sakura, with that shoe-horned flashback of Sasuke smiling at her after saving her in the chuunin exams.Sasuke also saved Sakura a couple of times.
>>284422896Kishi probably wanted to but already had enough death threats from narusakufags to the point he couldn’t go to public events for awhile. No point pissing off the other psychos. But Sarada’s resemblance to Karin is… an interesting choice.
>>284425236Fat fuck
>>284425295>he's useless with kurama or sage mode>huh? he beat tendo in base? t-that doesn't count!
>>284425344>Not in the animeHe's just an animefag, that shit did immeasurable amounts of damage to p1 Sasuke and Sakura's reputation
>>284425220Sakura is a professional doctor that saves people's lives for a living. She has a life that exists outside of Sasuke, despite all appearances.
>>284425357I got the sense that her chakra reserves are also way higher than part 1 Sasuke or Sakura's.
>>284425375>Not in the animeThat was in the anime speedwatcher.
>>284425357>had enough death threats from narusakufags to the point he couldn’t go to public events.Wow he must’ve have really pissed them off with the bait and switch.
>>284425410Oh really?Been years since I watched the anime I just read the manga lol
>>284425429
>>284424893>Takes a photo with his terrorist groupies>His own wife has to paste her picture over it for a married portraitKEKura...
>>284425344Karin’s first impression of Sasuke was a nice moment. Sakura was all in on Sasuke for no reason before even becoming teammates, not because he was nice to her.
>>284424893Also is it a coincidence that Sarada and Karin have the same glasses?
>>284425277Is it normal for Moms friend to fuss over her like this?>>284424836Pretty invested for a mere family friend they never see
>>284425465The absolute state of Sakura Uchiha
>>284425465>>284425545>Sasuke, let's take a photo>I already have one. Here, take it. *leaves*
Sakura wearing the Uchiha crest gives me the same vibes as a White woman wearing African traditional clothing around because she married a black guy
>>284425454that Amaru?
>>284425454Well Sasuke ended up raising Naruto’s kid in the end anyways. Good thing Hinata is so tolerant and accepting.
>>284425613>interspecies marriages are typically a fetlife thingindeed
>>284425632why is he making a pass on Sasuke's daughter? because he's angry he couldn't be impregnated by Sasuke himself?
>>284424893Karin is really cute&pretty here
>>284425613She's very insecure, that's for sure.
>>284425655It’s fem!SasukeNow he can fuck Sasuke and not be gay
Holy shit its for real a cock block karin third wheel during the trip
>…>no way fag
>>284419670It’s funny to me that it’s not long till Sasuke abandons his snake shit after Itachi, if not even sooner. Also seriously what the fuck does this technique even fall under nature wise? It’s obviously not a typical summon.
>>284419383>Man-to-Man TalkIs one of the men talking Karin? Just look at that pancake ass.
>>284425655I know I'd be angry if I couldn't impregnate my cute twink childhood bf
>>284425613>>284425654>>284425701>>284425220Thats what she wanted its all her fault , she could have gotten with ninja jesus or the perfectly good young and strong bowl cut guy that wears green tights.
>>284425701Sakura being an eternally cucked single mother whilst watching the man that could've given her a happy life if she had made a start-up investment instead live up to being Ninja Jesus will never not be the funniest shit to ever happen in the history of anime fandoms
>>284425689Karin probably isn't saying anything true to Suigetsu, he already bumbled thus far so she is telling him their official story. In reality Sasuke looked into clan revival but there was a medical issue, the best resources available were to make a eugenic fertilization in the lab and implant it in Sakura so she could live as a legitimate Uchiha.
>Tsunade lusts over her grand nephew>Orochimaru loves pretty boys in all ways>Jiraiya peeps at women and their young daughters.Why are all Sannin the pedo perverts? Is it Hiruzen's influence?
>>284425030>Shikamaru is the only one that has an okay looking kid.Nigga, his kid just looks like him.
>>284425759>Sarada is an Uchiha-Uzumaki hybrid artificially surrogated by Sakurathe cuckqueanery advances
>>284425220Karin isn't a favorite and will never be a favorite. The west doesn't like her and the east doesn't like her. Being a Karinfag is prime contrarianism.
>>284425771Shikamaru should've had a daughter, to play on how all the men in his family end up being bossed around by the women in their lives. So not only does Temari lead him around by the nose, Shika-chan does as well.
>Orochimaru…why do you look even younger than we do?>don’t worry about it>well alright then
>>284425632
>>284425760Its inherented with the title I guess
>>284425806
on the topic of incest, if Sarada had been male, so you reckon Sakura would've railed him as a substitute for Sasuke?
>>284425701Why is Kishi/Ikemoto like this? I'm not even a shipfag but this is just sad. Are they that opposed to character development?
>>284425701Sakura lookin pretty rough with the "I'm such a happy kek" expression
>>284425835What character development are you even expecting?
>>284425835they really hate Sakura specifically (based, if you ask me)
>>284425799THAT'S MY HOKAGE
>>284425835Kishimoto just makes…interesting choices with women
>>284425860They don't hate Sakura.
>>284425855Sakura growing a spine.
This is the life Sakura spent her entire childhood and teenage years pining for
>>284419383Karin is a footgirl, proven by her going through the whole war arc barefeeted
>>284425875prove it.
>>284425902typical single mother outburstIYKYK
>>284425902It's the ultimate punishment >convince yourself that everything will work out of you can just win the Sasukebowl>Sasuke leaves promptly after and the child he left hates youKEKAROO!
>>284425922Kishimoto talking about how he should've focused more on Sakura in the original series at the french interview.
>>284425902To be fair, neither she nor Naruto cared for Sasuke in terms of his personality (unlike Oro btw). To them Sasuke was like a game achievement.
>>284425902I haven't read Boruto. Where does this plot line go?
>>284425756>watching the man that could've given her a happy lifeSakura was too shallow for Lee, but it’s still not too late. She’s probably really lonely these days and he’s still available.
>>284425932>Narutobro assblasted that she didn't pick the "nice guy".And no, Boringnata isn't a prize. You're jealous Sakura never fell for the self-insert.
>>284425961Lee is wearing a wig in Boruto and is a single dad, bro. Sakura's not going for that.
>>284425951
>>284425951ino had a lot of character development...
>>284425835That’s what happens when the editors force you to give everyone offspring so they can milk the series forever. Kishi probably wanted Sasuke to be a childless wanderer who only pops back in occasionally to help.
>>284425945that's him admitting he at best didn't care about her and at worst disliked her enough to avoid having to write her.
>>284425983Lee is wearing a WHAT
>>284425788I never said she was popular, I said it’s ironic how Sakurafags jump through hoops to act like she is any different than Karin.
>>284425983and she's a single mother. nobody wants her used-goods arse. Maybe Boruto will give her a pity fuck when Sasuke brings him back from training. >Metal's mama is never revealed
>>284425948Sakura wrecks the house, there a miniplotline with some Uchigger wannabe who wants to revive the Akatsuki using Uchiha clones. Karin and Sasuke gaslight everyone back into believing the official story of Saradas birth. Everyone believes the guy whose ocular jutsu can plant false memories into their minds.
>>284426003>Saying things Kishimoto didn't even say in the interview.Why are Anti-Sakurafags like this?
>>284425478Yes
>>284425902Then next chapter make Naruto easily answer the same question about Sasuke with a fond smile… what did Kishi mean by this?
>>284425267Tragic
Sasukes face when his swords used to shank Naruto kills me
>>284426032>I didn't pay attention enough to herhis words. if you weren't a sociopath, you'd understand you don't have to make a conscious effort to pay attention to someone or something you like.
>>284426027So they never really address their relationship after Sakura has a mental breakdown?
>>284426027Sakura definitely not acting like someone with things to hide.
>>284426047>nearing 50>still really cute
>>284426007After the war he seemed to have lost all his hair. The hair you see as an adult is fake.
>>284426032Depends do you want to believe everything Kishi says?
>>284425366>He beat Tendo in baseAfter using Kurama and Sage mode, yes.
>>284426055Sasuke handles it like a pro
>>284426073>proceeds to have Naruto ignore Hinata's existence for 600+ chaptersthis is why anime filler should be considered canon, he gets heaps of bonding time with Hinata in those and it actually sets up their eventual status as lovers.
>>284425357The only death threat he got came from his wife.>>284425474>Oh but it doesn't count because Sakura liked Sasuke before he saved her!You're talking like a pathetic shipfag.
>>284426097>...
>>284425528What fucking fuss are you seeing here?
>>284426113
>>284426097I like how Salad's wording is vague enough it could be interpreted that she's accepted Sakura isn't her biological mother but nonetheless sees her as her adoptive mother.
>>284426097>>284426111Sly bastard
>>284425357>Talking about things that never happened
>>284425756What makes you think Sakura would be happy with Naruto?
>>284426128
>>284426126>Suigetsu go apologize to Saraflda for upsetting her like that>And bring her new glasses, she’s outgrowing her current pair!As someone with an extended family and tons of family friends very close to my nuclear, none of my aunts and uncles worried about my brother this much, let alone family friends. This is mom talk.
>>284426179*me and my brother, top kek
fuarkin'epic
>>284426114I mean… Kishi literally introduced Sakura as a fangirl who ditched the only girl who stood up for her for a guy who doesn’t know her name.>but it doesn’t count becauseYou are the one trying to rewrite history that Sakura liked him because he was a good teammate, even though he was a rude asshole to her most of their brief time as teammates.
>>284426146She’s probably never appreciate him because she’d convince herself her life would be perfect if only she was with Sasuke instead. Theres no timeline in which the bitch will ever be happy.
>>284426179I think you're looking too much into it, it's also a different culture.
>>284426141Wasn’t there a convention in New York Kishi was supposed to go to promote The Last movie but canceled because narusakufags were planning to confront him?
>>284426205>I mean… Kishi literally introduced Sakura as a fangirl who ditched the only girl who stood up for her for a guy who doesn’t know her name.You Inofags need to let this shit go already.
>>284426205Sakura liked Sasuke because he was the hot kid in class, then she kept liking him because he saved her a couple of times.Why does this matter?
>>284426228He had a narusaku fag (his wife) living in his own house, they were in the walls.
>>284426205Unrelated but when did Sakura go sleevelessI remember her dress having short sleeves in pt1
>anons talk about how Karin sucks>Karinkek samefags hundreds of posts to make it about Sakura despite her not being in the chapterPathetic.
This arc was just something elseKishimotos wildest ride
>>284426237
>>284426146Neither would be happy because both of them liked Sasuke more than each other and only tolerated each other as the only ones who didn’t hate Sasuke’s guts in the village.
>>284426261Karinmarines get it done
>>284426146women want men that other women want. she wanted Sasuke because he was popular with the other girls, and didn't like Naruto because he was an icky beta no girl liked (she wasn't aware of Hinata's affection at the time)by the time of The Last, Naruto is the most eligible bachelor in the world with literal thousands of groupies whilst Sasuke is a loser that most people hate. Even if she doesn't like Naruto sexually, the smug satisfaction of knowing SHE locked down the one man every other woman in the world wants would keep her happy.female psychology is wildalso, one round of Kagebunshin Gangbang would rock her world so resoundly she could never think of having normal sex ever again
I really need to say this. I-if… if Naruto will tell Hinata he loves her in The Last Movie.That would be the biggest heart break I would be receiving in my life. I’m an emotional wreck right now. And me thinking about it makes me cry a lot harder than I would have. My friend said I should value what I have in NaruSaku and he knows NS is all I have.And for Naruto… for him saying that words to her. I will lose it. I wouldn’t be able to f*cking stand it.Because I want him. I want him to say those words to Sakura.I want to hear him and see him saying those words to Sakura.Want Naruto to realized that it’s wrong to give up on her. But I know. I - know (I’m crying right now and it’s hard for me to say this) that I wouldn’t able to see it.I need you guys more than ever. So please give me hope even if it kills me. It just hurts so much. So much
Thinking SasuKarin had a genuine chance or that it'd be the good endgame because of Gaiden is a sign of low IQ and just not getting Sasuke's character, she was literally the ONE and only girl he was shown to be visibly disgusted at.
>>284426297Please tell me this was a real Reddit/Tumblr post from back then
>>284426264>things that feel antisemitic but aren't
>>284426324It was from NS forum actually.
>>284426315Well you are halfway right…
>>284426330They had a whole forum back then? Lmao
>>284426334There's a HUGE difference between being annoyed at someone and being disgusted by them.
>>284426334The one when he was leaving doesn't count, he clearly meant it in an affectionate way
>>284426334He looks so sick if this shit in the last panel Three fuckin years this fangirl and deranged homo have been stalking him. THREE FUCKIN YEARS
>>284426339They STILL do, that site still exists.
>>284426330It’s a shame how much we’ve lost to the sands of time
>>284426264>SCHIZOke makes a comebackHoly kino
>>284426359What the fuck
>>284426341He always reserves disgust for Sakura.
>>284426398Owari da
>>284426398But it never got so bad it became visible like with Karin.
>2025>People still falling for Sasuke's tough actStory for children btw.
>sure he hates her but he's not DISGUSTED by herSakuratards always gun for the most pathetic goals.
>>284426438Sasuke never actively hated Sakura.The only time he was GENUINELY upset with Sakura was in their god damn introduction.
>>284426251Seems like she ditched the sleeves after land of waves arc but switches back and forth after she flunks the chunin exam
>>284426478
>>284426334The fact that he puts her in a genjutsu of him killing her right after completely redeems his character
>>284426478I think the sleeveless outfit was manga-exclusive.
I dunno I have a bunch of Sakuras with and without sleeves from different parts the series
>>284426478sleeveless is hot as fuck
>Calls her annoying pre land of waves (valid)>Calls her lazy pre chunin exams (valid)>Calls her annoying again but know it's because she's trying to keep him safe from snake pedo which he appreciates and thanks her for everything>Don't see each other for 3 years, seemingly tries to kill Sakura with Kirin but that's because she was included in the team he was aiming at>Never meet again until 5KS where he tried to kill her but also tried to do the same with the rest of Team 7 and his own allies>Chidoris her in the chest but actually it was a genjutsu to keep her from interferingWhere did the idea Sasuke hates Sakura specifically come from? Because he's not home? That would happen if he married anyone else.
>>284426580inoussy
>>284426534Kakashis fuckin face, man
>>284426603
>>284426603probably from all the things you just listed
But what about Kiba’s mom?
>>284426626probably has diseases unique to that kind of thing
>>284426617That isn't a good answer, Sasuke would "hate" Sai just as much if he had more screentime.Also, the entire point of part 2 Sasuke is that he's deluding himself to get way from the GLORIOUS Konoha empire.
>>284426637This is Sasuke giving his parting thoughts to people he never thinks he is going to see again.
>>284426624But then he'd also hate Naruto and every other team 7 member.
>>284426649he does
>>284426646>>284426654But that's not what the narrative says.
>>284426603Nobody ever said hate but certainly nothing exceptional or reciprocal. It didn’t help that Sasuke’s big monologue in the end just lump Kakashi and Sakura together in the background of his fond memories.
>>284426664>Nobody ever said hateAnon...
>>284426626Tsume is the hottest milf in Konoha.
Sasuke WILL be redeemedHe WILL accept Naruto's friendship and Sakura's loveHe WILL work for free to help the village's economyAnd he CAN'T do anything about it.
>>284426664I said hate. Sasuke hates Sakura. And Naruto too. He despises them until Naruto finally clobbers him into submission and he resigns to his fate. Still avoids them both as best he can though.
>>284426716You can force a man to marry but you can't force him to be straight.-Sun Tzu
>>284426069Kishimoto, why…?
>>284426724He is just an asexual autist who thinks caring is weakness, but yes he could not prevent himself from being raped by both Naruto and Sakura in the end.
>>284426725>And as for you Sasuke, because you helped in almost destroying the entire fucking world we have decided upon your sentence>Death? Torture and death? Torture, death and then more torture?>Even worse, you will have to marry Sakura
>>284419425honestly, he had it coming
>>284426765He's a retardHe was becoming normal until some sound LOSERS who just got their asses handed to them by an old leaf grandpa beat him up and said "only the cool kids hang with orochimaru, friends are gay" and then like the 12 year old he was, ran off with them to get free candy
>>284426716
>sometimes I wish I’d go to sleep, dream of the good old days with Team 7 and never wake up
>>284426798>In fact, I'm looking forward to it. Can't come soon enough.
>>284426580>>284426607>>284426631ugh p1 sakura was so peak
>>284425357>mangapandanow that feels ancient
>>284426583I know what kinda man you are
>>284426862You think her armpit hairs are pink too?
>>284426862>PitsDisgusting>ShouldersPatrician
>>284426534>the old timesGiven the little amount of time "team kakashi" actually spent together in part 1 she can only be talking about land of waves or the fucking chuunin exams. Neither would be worth getting terribly nostalgic for.
Those two old people who agreed to have Sasuke's clan slaughtered are still alive and still hold their high positions as village administrators
>>284426886Especially considering it was Naruto and Sasuke that developed their bro rivalry bond while Sakura was third wheeling it
>>284426886This. It's actually such a stupid plot point when you think about itig there's an implication that they had more 'adventures' off-screen but that feels shallow asfKishimoto managed to build solid character development with Land of the Waves once and then never again so now it's the default le good times
>>284425478Karin is the one who gave her the glasses isn't she
>>284426917Yes, Karin gave Sarada a pair.
>>284426905That's very antisemetic of you anon
>>284426917Yup>>284424836
>>284426905Based, goyim aren't really people
>>284424836>even has a similar hairstyle to SaradaHMMMMMMM
Sakura would’ve been far better off marrying some Leaf village rando, perhaps even a normal non ninja guy
>>284426905The Uchiha were in the wrong for wanting to overthrow the government when the entire government was either actively or tacitly supporting genociding their clan.
>>284425030Shikamaru's kid is just a clone of him with girly eyesThey could have at least used a different hairstyle, what is it with Nara men and ponytails?
>>284426965She should have married Ino.
>>284426973Can they do that?I doubt the Yamanaka clan would agree, especially since Ino is the heads daughter and his only hope of continuity
>>284426905Because they did nothing wrongYou have an entire people written by fate to be evil assholes. Why would you keep them around at all?
>>284426973Lesbians don't exist in Naruto.
>>284426965I’d ship her with Kankuro. He’s single, right?
>>284426999The concept of homosexuality seems to.I remember Naruto claiming not to seing that way a couple of times in the series
>>284426965Have her marry Shizune for age-gap yuri.
I want an arc where Sarada and Boruto witness Sasuke’s terrorist phase. Amazing how Konoha has erased this info from history.
>>284426999Konohamaru invented them.
>>284427015She’d never have gone for the creepy ass puppet master. I could see Tenten going from being good friends to Kankuros wife after they bond enough over their love of dangerous weapons
>>284426998>Remigration is the peaceful solution
>>284427031Now thats hot
>>284425474>>284425220Not to say Karin is good, but I get why she'd develop an obsession/build an idealized image of Sasuke in her head when her first time seeing him was him saving her life from a giant bear, especially considering the shitty life she had before finding Orochimaru
>>284427034I don't think they know how to really address the next gen's reaction to the fucked up stuff that happened in Naruto. At most it's said people like Sasuke and Orochimaru "did some bad things" back then.
>>284426994As long as sakura used sexy reverse harem jutsu to impregrate ino it would be fine.
>>284426965That applies to all the main cast
>>284427043Nta, but I never really thought of that couple. Tenten and Kankuro probably would've been a decent fit.
Naruto is the straightest guy to ever exist in shonen
>>284426804What's with the lip wart, I see a lot lately
>>284427082Imagine the interactions when Temari comes visiting >…Tenten>…Temari>Guys, you’ve gotta let it go already. We were kids
>>284426626>knotted old slaggive me his sister insteadjust realised Kiba is the only man in a family of women. imagine that household dynamic
>>284427099It's supposed to be gloss, but it never looks good when Kishimoto does it. It always looks like a wart as you said or some food on their lip.
>>284425701I mean, she chose this. Maybe if she managed to bag Sasuke before Itachi finished mindraping him she could have had a semi-normal husband.
>>284427111I remember WAY back then that some fans used to pair her with Shino for some bizarre reason.
>>284426804>wry half-cocked grinlooks weird as shit when a girly girl like Sakura does itAnko and Temari are about the only girls who could pull that off
>>284427111Imagine the smell of their houseI'd take the smell of flowers any day
>>284427132They paired up everyone, Shino being the odd one out most of the time. I don’t even remember where nejiten came from.
>>284427146Gaiden was not Kishi drawing at his best. I remember rereading it during the first storytime and it was noticed that Kishi's art kinda dipped in quality in it.
>>284427095Why is he lowkey breedable rn
>>284426069Rock Lee broke his limiter and went bald? What a beast
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>>284427163thinking about it, Kushina could too. there really aren't any actual canon tomboys in Naruto, is there? Anko is about as close as it gets, and maybe Tsunade when she was younger. odd, given the fact the kunoichi in the series mostly do 'male' ninja stuff rather than female ninja stuff.
>>284426097...
>>284427244Kishi keeping things iconic.
>>284426334Even when he was about to ditch the village he still smiled sometimesWhat kind of drugs did Orochimaru give him to kill his emotions?
Does he knew Konan?
>>284425689>Sakura was chasing after Sasuke and we traveled together for awhile!I'm just imagining Sasuke running in terror, having Karin help shelter him, while Sakura stalks after him.She never gets tired because of her hundred healings. Punches down walls. Pins him down with her gorilla strength and knows she can disable him by covering his eyes.
>>284427297those smiles were more of a maniacal "I'm so crazy I'm laughing" Joker shit.
>>284427349Do you know the vice-mayor of your city?
>>284427378>Sakura is an SCP demon
>>284427297The pure bliss induced by tentacles, snakes, and the tongue have made Sasuke emotionally numb to the mundane world.
>>284427378Sakura coming for the Uchiass
>>284427385not on a personal level but I'm aware enough of my city council and county officials because I actually study into their stances before I vote. and I may or may not have stood for office on a local administer position
>>284427497Well, they certainly didn't vote for Konan. Those jobbers from the exam probably knew she existed and were very important. And probably they called her the angel.
>>284427611*wasKonan was important in the village
>>284427497I just vote for whoever has the coolest name. Or I do it at random because I don't want unlucky people in political office.
>>284427754I don't agree with that choice but it's your right to make it
>>284427754Hokage election everyone!>Tsunade>Kakashi>DanzoWho would you vote for and why.
>>284427937Danzo. Why hide the greater evil? Put him in charge where he can't actually do anything retarded without getting himself assassinated.
>>284427782>it's your rightOnly a few should be able to voteAnd to decide who, they have to watch every single episode of naruto AND read the manga then create a tier list and send it to their local state Naruto authority
>>284427937The hawks would likely vote for Danzo.Those who are against Danzo would vote for Kakashi. Plus he has a good reputation.Tsunade... Who would vote for an alcoholic ludomaniac? Except the troll vote for tits and lulz?
>>284427937Kakashi, because he'd hate it and it'd be funny
>>284427966Do you... vote for your leaders so they could do retarded shit?
>>284428025What else would they do?
>>284428025Danzo is going to do retarded shit either way. If someone else is in charge he can slip away into the shadows and avoid consequences. If he's the leader then he is to blame. So his retardation allowance is smaller.
>>284428094But you want Danzo with full retard allowanceThe man almost got rid of your Uchigger problem twice.
>>284427986link me up a tierlist and I'll make mine.
>>284428195https://tiermaker.com/create/all-naruto-and-shippuden-characters-244770
No votes for Tsunade? Makes you think of why she became hokage before the other two. I mean, yeah, nepotism and shit, but before Danzo was elected, they had a council of sorts. How was Tsunade even approved?
>>284419425They were having a really nice conversation at first, what the fuck happened between panel 2 and 3. BPD ninjas>>284419788>>284419818>>284420217iconic Suigetsu panel
>>284428159>just kill off the strongest clan in the village broKonoha is lucky it didn't have an actual 4th World War because it'd have gotten wrecked.
>>284420278Taka does triple overtime saving Sasuke's life vs. KB later. i wish more came of them because that sequence was fun as hell, it felt like any of them could die at any moment
>>284427349Probably after all most of those guys were just gathering intel on the other villages like Ajisai and her team.
>>284428255Everyone wanted Jiraiya, the two old geezers even came to him personally and basically said the position was his. Therefore whoever Jiraiya recommends to be Hokage instead has the pervy seal of approval, makes sense to me. now that i think of it>tell Jiraiya he's gonna be Hokage>instead he brings back the biggest pair of tits in the world
>>284428263>strongest clanlollmaoA single ninja (not even the strongest) effortlessly killed the entire clan
>>284428195Try a chart, it makes things more funWould be better if it was bigger though, not enough space to avoid bunching upIgnore bottom right, I don't know how to remove pics
>>284427986Yugito is overrated, Konan is underrated, why is Pakura even there?
>>284428229>>284428338not a comprehensive list of girls, and I didn't feel like digging up pics of all the missing ones.
Hehehe
>>284428314>solo king>not the strongest
>>284428346Yugito is there because she's hot and mostly because of this panelKonan dropped because of her piercing, she would be a tier or two higher if it was her pre pain versionAsk whoever made the tierlist why pakura is there
If Bitchnata was on the tier list she'd be wiping the floor
>>284428430imagine a Hyuga femcel using the byakugan to spy on guys in the locker room of the academy
>>284428381thinking about it, I regret not putting Shizune in 'marry' tier. she's a really solid girl, I like her. dunno why I put her in 'date'.
>>284428483I am requesting the gif of shizune thighsIt has her pushing her dress away to get something strapped to her thighsCan't believe I forgot where I saved it
>>284428541nm found it
>>284428541I hope you find it because I would also like to see it. thinking more, I'd also like to move Haku up to 'datable'. he's very loyal and sweet domestic-minded and would probably make for a great girlfriend, I'm doing him a disservice implying he's only good as fuckmeat. shame he's a guy, if he could give me children he'd be solidly wife-tier
>>284428558whew, she was definitely showing off on purpose. >my legs are my best asset, damn right I'm gonna show em off
>>284428541>panties under kimonovery improper form, Shizu-nee
GOAT ninja coming throughShame about the son, I blame his mothers side
>>284428632Think again. Kushina was a good and mentally stable woman, while Minato was on suicide watch.
>>284428381>Impregnatepic related
>>284429178Not after the timeskip.
>>284429178She is genetically mental. Don't put your dick there.
>>284429199she's way hotter after, she's just a cute kid pre>>284429204crazy means nice eyes, also she's probably the least crazy Uchiha ever
>>284429219>she's way hotter aftershe looks like shit
>>284429219>least crazy UchihaYet. She can snap at any point.
>>284429219Also, if you need nice eyes, consider the better clan.
>>284429320can't, Hima is already taken
>>284429347>HimaWhy her? You have Hanabi and Hinata.
>>284426032Anon is actually not all that wrong because back when we were in Shippuden, Kishi was asked about Sakura and he blatantly said he hadn't thought about her at all. Of course, he said he had plans for Naruto, Sakuke and Kakashi by that point.>narutogutsyninja.wordpress.com/2012/06/11/interview/
