Volume 42The Secret of the Mangekyō…!!Chapter 382: The True Choice!!Previous chapter: >>285185886Start: https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/a.desu.meta/subject/Daily%20Naruto%20Chapter/filter/text/page/11/
>>285212001There's something funny about Jiraya thinking about how he's figured it out while a mob of pains are stomping on him.
>>285212096Would he have succeeded if he didn't just run away from the village and do nothing?
I don't like this anime/manga trope with long contemplations during death scenes. Feels like it's just draining the intensity out of it.
>>285212223What a happy kek
>>285212201>>285212223>Fishpaste-roll is such a wonderful name, can we give it to our child too>No man that's terrible it was a literal afterthought>Too bad already signed the birth certificate. Thanks, godfather Jiraiya.
Would you want your death scene to be about Naruto?
>>285212124Despite not liking Narutos final arc overall other than some key awesome moments here and there, I still think it's a masterpiece. Even though it directly contradicts what my favorite character is saying here... I kinda wish kishi would do some kinda rewrite for the war arc. It had so much potential
B&W in a few
Breh
>>285212389>chakra information transfer directly to the brain stemOne last asspull ability before he dies
>>285212373>>285212389>comes back to life after heart stops by pure willpowerWhat level of feat is this?
>>285212175>>285212201>>285212223>>285212244If it was the Minato before Narutofication>Lord Minato! Your Wife it's urgent!>What is it, I'm busy!>Your wife is giving birth!>What is it? Why do you need me here? You can give birth on your own right? I'm going off on another SSS rank mission.>Please! Minato! Don't you want to at least look at your child!>Tsk. Yea, he's mine alright.>W-Would you name him for me?>Minato was getting a bit hungry so he thought of Ramen.>"Naruto">"Naruto Uzumaki">That's lovely, Mina-*blink away*
>>285212024>>285212373>>285212389>They just leave Pa and leave, knowing full well it can tell Konoha what happened.
>>285212272Jiraiya, you weren't there for half of these things
>>285212325>obsessed about learning every jutsu in the world>only ever use the same snake fuckery no jutsu with the occasional summon or resurrection>kakashi copied and learned basically every jutsu and had the elemental affinity to use most of them>only ever uses raikiri and its variations>other uchiha had the ability to copy jutsu too>only ever use jobber flames and sharingan hacks>jiraya is shown to be able to use jutsus of different elements and styles to adapt in different situations>teaches naruto a bigger rasengan>third hokage is known as the professor for mastering every jutsu in konoha>off all jutsu he knows he picks a roof tile shuriken kage bunshin (????) jutsu of all things against orochimaru, then proceeds to do nothing other than summon and death god sealwhat's up with this shit
>>285212124>I wish I could have died like each of the hokageI don't think you wanted to end up dying from fighting some literal who Kumo jobbers, Jiraiya.
>>285212574Kishimoto being a lazy hack
>>285212583Kumo has the most powerful jobbers.
>>285212410ARIGATO, OUR LEADER!
>>285212124Does he know?
>>285212389Couldn't he just reverse summon to get out of there like Sauce did with Manda?
>>285212001>>285212024>>285212047>>285212389Faggot got what he deserved.
>>285212677Jiraiya is not as skilled as Sasuke.
>>285212375>Even though it directly contradicts what my favorite character is saying hereNo it doesn't.
I just realized what a pathetic state Konoha is in when their Hokage (strongest ninja) is a 50 year old drink gambler hooker, and the entire village jobs to a single dude.
>>285212124> I wish I could have died like a hokagenext time don’t run into a 6v1 then?
>>285212069>A shinobi's life not measured by how they lived but rather what they managed to accomplish before their deathThat's the same thing you hack
>>285212223Imagine being named after a ramen condiment.
>>285211983ARIGATO, OUR LEADER!
>>285212513please take your medication
>>285212410why do you always spoiler quote
>>285212677No. Fukasaku or Shima would have to do it like like one of them did with Naruto later on.
>>285212574Oro at least had the excuse of his hands being sealed. The rest are bullshit though.
>>285212762>when their Hokage (strongest ninja) is a 50 year old drink gambler hookerGuy isn't the Hokage.
>>285212901He could've just had Ma teleport back to the Toad Mountain and then have her reverse summon him there.
>>285212574>only ever use the same snake fuckery no jutsu with the occasional summon or resurrectionHe had the soul of his arms taken from him for most of the series.
>>285212223kushina toes..
>>285212953Yeah, but Jiraiya wanted to stay to learn Pain's secret. He'd only want to go back after that, but there was no time since the Pain's jumped him as soon as he discovered it.
>>285212272Jiraya was a very flawed man. But he was also the closest thing Naruto had to a positive male role model. He stepped up when very few others would have.
>>285213020Don't think that's Kushina.
>>285212389F.
>>285212571Frogs are innocent. Pain isn't heartless.
>>285213104It shot a waterbeam that split his chameleon in two.
Fin
>>285212373He tanked that
>>285213032>But he was also the closest thing Naruto had to a positive male role model.Enough gaslighting Kishimoto.
>>285212244Godfather is a bad TL for this concept because it denotes a kind of moral and legal responsibility that Jiraiya wouldn't have in the Japanese.Nazuke-oya is the "naming parent", which is something important, but it isn't the same as Godfather at all.
>>285212223Minato could have done better. She's ugly.
>>285212389>naruto.... you are the messiahSure. After your first 6 all failed, I'm sure the Seventh Student will be the right one. Is there a messiah gacha machine somewhere out there?
>>285213259Don't be rude.
>>285213217It does make Jiraiya seem a bit less shitty. I know Kishi didn't plan ahead, but it was always dumb how everyone just forgot/didn't mention how Kushina was the previous 9-Tails host and wife of the 4th Hokage. The way Jiraiya treats Naruto in his introduction is also weird in hindsight since he supposedly named him.
>>285212762That's what happens when you genocide your strongest clan and the senjew genes are too weak to carry the village.
>>285213209I completely forgot, when was the last time iruka even appeared in the series? He got completely sidelined after the time skip
>>285212932Guy is only the strongest when he uses a jutsu that kills himself. Having a Kage who isn’t that strong in base would be terrible. >>285212342Imagine naming your kid cilantro.
>>285213259Sakura with red hair
>>285213156It got better.
>>285213259I agree. I guess in that sense, Naruto really was like his father
>>285213311It goes back to Kishi's prototype for the series. Naruto initially was the demon itself. It never really made sense for him to be so ostracized and hated as just it's container.
>>285212779No. Its the difference between being the kindest peasant vs a tyrant that carved out an empire that would last hundreds of years. The former is a 'failure' in terms of accomplishments, the latter is a 'success' in terms of accomplishments. Shinobi aren't measured by morals or by method, but by their material achievements and consequences.
>>285213314And yet they're were still magnitudes more powerful than the other villages.
>>285213302>your first 6Oh yeah, there were Minato's teammates, too.
>>285212069>>285212096>>285212124Jiraiya is probably Kishimoto's best character. He and Kakashi are his best work, imo.
>>285212096kya minatosama
>>285213259>Minato could have done better.this
>>285212513I agree that Kishimoto changed his plan for Minato (his early depictions are all pretty surly or smug in a way that seemed to parallel part 1 Sasuke).But your post is insane.
>>285213311>It does make Jiraiya seem a bit less shitty. Not really, considering how he ignored the kid he was a "godfather" to for the first 12 years of his life, and only happened to meet him on pure happenstance. Or was there an actual reason for him not meeting Naruto earlier and I'm misremembering?
>>285213324>Guy is only the strongest when he uses a jutsu that kills himself.7th gate Guy would be enough to beat Tsunade.
>>285213315iirc he appears in a few chapters again.
>>285213311Jiraiya literally forgot who Kushina was.
>>285213315>when was the last time iruka even appeared in the series?Kazekage rescue arc
>>285212660After he thought he killed his boyfriend, Hashirama just despawned.
>>285212762Konoha jobbed to Pain because Guy wasn't there
>>285213396Yeah, Jiraiya is definitely a cut above most Kishimoto characters with only a mere portion of the screentime.
>>285212175fucked perspective or kitchen for midgets?
>>285213370Kumo could have wrecked Konoha. A and B together have almost zero counters other than Gai nuking himself. And after them Darui is a beast himself.
>>285213350>It never really made sense for him to be so ostracized and hated as just it's container.Irl people hate those merely connected to those they hate. It makes sense Naruto is hated.
>>285213444>Or was there an actual reason for him not meeting Naruto earlier and I'm misremembering?The same reason Jiraiya is always conveniently missing: he was "gathering intel".
>>285213396>Jiraiya is probably Kishimoto's best character.Nah. Jiraiya not teaching Naruto shit after 3 years ruined his character. Also making Jiraiya do jack shit in the first 3 arcs of part 2 made his character even worse.
>>285212698Itachi... we already know you would beat Jiraiya... no need to rub it in...
>>285213451Doubt it. The Gates are weird in scaling from each level up. 5 and 6 would be easy to deal with, 7 is harder but not completely unmanageable. She has Katsuya and healing, with pretty tremendous strength.
>>285213581Hiruzen had the excuse of being old and busy as a Hokage but at some point Konoha just stacked too many strong guys so the plot has to write them out for them to not solve everything>>285213032Flawed, sure, I wouldn't say "very flawed" though. He enjoyed his girls and his booze but he was a very important father figure to Naruto, and we'll see just how much in the next chapters.
>>285212223milky booba!!
>>285213558Guess it depends what point in time we use. If Konoha characters have their war arc buffs they win easy, at the time A and B are introduced they might win. If we assume they were the same strength before, it's also the same at any point before, especially before Yugito got captured I guess.Still, they were unable to do anything against Akatsuki.
>>285213339Cope harder pinkshitter
>>285213396Nah. Kakashi, Guy and Tobirama are the only well written characters.
>>285213615Kek no. 7 gates guys low diffs Tsunade
>>285212729And by that I mean war Sasuke could maybe beat base Jiraiya (high diff).
>>285213650>TobiramaIf he won that One-Shot competition, Kishimoto would have revealed he invented wiping your ass and cooking your food. Utterly ridiculous character.
>>285211983SAKON DOKO?!?!
>>285213638Ignoring this is fanart, I openly admit Hinata has a 10/10 body, but a 5/10 face and a 3/10 personality.
https://youtu.be/B2CWPFJCqfE?t=1246Was this the better death?
>>285212175Why is there a palm tree inside Minato's house?
>>285213594These are plot holes, not issues stemming with the character himself. Canonically he taught Naruto everything he could in 3 years.If we're going with that, EVERYONE in this manga is a 0/10 character, starting with Kakashi for not discussing clone training with Naruto on the very first day.
>>285213558Erm ackshually Hiruzen was said to be the strongest of the 5 kage, he'd beat A while 7th gate Guy fights Bee.
>>285213748>Canonically he taught Naruto everything he could in 3 yearsSo...a bigger rasengan?
>>285213650>kakashit and tobiratmanGet the fuck out with these horrible opinions
>>285213615>with pretty tremendous strengthTsunade doesn't do anything comparable picrel
>>2852136556 Gates fought to a standstill with Kisame playing an NPC at 30%. Guy is not low diffing her unless he activates his suicide jutsu.
>>285213783Yes. You're supposed to accept this is what Naruto could achieve within this power system in 3 years. You're also supposed to accept that Kakashi is the first guy to ever think of shadow clone training even though it seems obvious.Basically, and that might surprise you, this is a manga for children.
>>285213786Go ahead and give your's
>>285213558Don't forget their moon busting chakra cannon from the last movie, which they always had.
>>285213793>Kisame tanked that
>>285213748>Canonically he taught Naruto everything he could in 3 years.He couldn't tell Naruto that his clones share his experience? He couldn't have given him a piece of paper so Naruto could learn what his chakra nature is? He couldn't have told Naruto about sage mode and brought him to the mountain to be trained by the frogs?
>>285213857Like the anon said, those are plot holes.
>>285213558Jiraiya can take A while Guy/Hiruzen take B, and that leaves you with a few jonins for people like Darui. Tsunade replaces Hiruzen later.
>>285213839>lost the fight>tanked
>>285213797And what did 7 gates guy do Kisame and Madara?
>>285213857>He couldn't tell Naruto that his clones share his experience?To be fair, it's hard to believe Naruto never picked up on this himself. It was clearly a retcon.
>>285213793>Scale damageMadara got killed by Zetsu while being able to tank other guys Tsunade one shotted a summon that tanked Deidara’s C4 and saved Sasuke’s ass and one punched a guy that took 4 Tails Naruto punches (same 4 Tails nearly killed Jiraiya btw)
>>285213857>He couldn't tell Naruto that his clones share his experience?Like i said, you're supposed to believe Kakashi is the first guy in this world to think of that, because this world operates on children comic book logic.>>285213886Next punch ended him actually (and even then dude was moving later)Kisame is a beast
>>2852138937 gates guy one-shot Kisame and destroyed Madara's susanoo.
>>285213793>the main appeal of Lee and Guy is that they can't use ninjutsu or genjutsu and have to rely on brute strength, but Guy can just summon a massive ki blast with his fist that acts like a Kamehameha wave, aka pretty much a pseudo ninjutsuFuck, I hate this shit so much.
>>285213874And Jiraiya wasting time fighting a jobber snake and not helping save Hiruzen from Oro was a plot hole too?
>>285213879If Hiruzen is alive you gotta deal with Yugito as well.
>>285213916And what was the most Tsunade could do to Madara's Susanoo?
>>285213793What possible situation could Guy have used this move before where Yamato would have full information about everything it does, but we, the viewers, would not have seen already? The last War? You're telling me people were fucking with Konoha when a dude who solo'd the entire Rock army was the Hokage and you had a dude dropping budget biju bombs casually was around?
>>285213906>Madara got killed by ZetsuNo he didn't. And Zetsu was using Obito's body to stab Madara anyway, so it wasn't just Zetsu.
>>285213934Guy has always been able to use ninjutsu since his very first introductory scene.
>>285213947Yeah you can dispatch them. They have possibilities. Would be an interesting fight, which I think both sides don't want.
>>285213937Yes. You have to consider authorial intent on some level. Of course, just because Kishimoto says something doesn't make it true, eg: Kishimoto says Itachi is a hero despite him being a mass murdering psycho cuck. But when it comes to the mechanics of the world rather than the content of these characters it's different. We can tell Itachi is a psycho based on the choices he explicitly made as described by Kishimoto, we can't tell Jiraiya is trying to kill his master just because Kishimoto conveniently wrote him off fighting jobber snakes at the border of the village. We can't say Ebisu is trying to get Hiruzen killed because he didn't report Jiraiya was in town and could help dealing with Oro.
>>285213934Guy can use summoning
>>285213934>Introduce Lee as a hardworker/prodigy who can only use taijutsu, but is super strong with it.>Actually his master who has no such disabilities is also a master of Taijutsu, #1 in the world in fact (better than lee could ever be) and is a master of some of the most top tier ninjutsu's in the series
>>285213934Don't forget it also completely breaks the rules of the world and was nearly the only way Kisame could be defeated.
>>285214033>everytime a character I like displays character flaws it's a plot holeCope
>>285214081Someday I'll accept that this board is largely filled with actual mouthbreathing sub 80 IQ subhumans and stop wasting time with your kind
>>285213396Kakashi is fine for the most part. Him still calling Obito a hero during their fight in the war after he learned he was the fake Madara and was responsible for all the horrid shit he's done is pretty terrible. I also think it's stupid how he actually agrees with taking Naruto to the 5ks so he could beg the raikage to not kill Sasuke, as if he didn't already know that was a fruitless endeavor.
>>285214119I got what you meant anon, your posting was not wasted.
>>285214081Rajsuke coded post
>>285212698true
>>285214119I agree sister, reddit is so much better, we should go back there immediately
>>285214126>spoilerI can't fucking wait until we get to this chapter.
>>285212175Was Minato also reading Jiraiya's erotic novels?
>>285214150Crazy how good the 2020 storytime was compared to this. It has to be Rajsuke singlehandedly tanking these threads.
>>285213638>fillerbrother. do better
>>285214119Go back
>>285214206Naruto tanked that btw.
>>285214206Kek this is some Netflix tier shit.
>>285214206Is this more or less pathetic than Thorfinn doing it?
>>285213688>fanartIt's from the anime>but a 5/10 face You're a homosexual.
>>285212096>unable to protect my teacherhe literally watched Orochimaru kill Hiruzen and did nothing
>>285214119You definitely overestimate yourself
>>285214248>>285214250Honestly I never got why people thought it was so pathetic. Begging the Raikage, sure, that's kind of pathetic and the Raikage also was right. But this was what Naruto wanted, he wanted to take the punishment for Sasuke. Also because no wars no cycle of revenge bullshit.
>>285214119You are arguing with the actual sub 80 IQ spammer. You can tell by his usage of "jobber" and "cope" in reply to you. He only has a limited english vocab so he always falls back into sounding like a retard.
>>285214264No no anon you don't get it it's a le plothole
>>285214206This moved Karui up by one tier in my females ranking.
>>285213688Trvth Nvke
>>285214291>But this was what Naruto wanted, he wanted to take the punishment for Sasuke.Yeah, that's what was pathetic.
>>285214293It's schizos like you that make these threads insufferable.
>>285214293Yeah, you can also tell with the samefagged responses.It's not that these threads average poster got worse, it's that there's one guy shitting all over the place. And because /a/ is less active he can actually singlehandedly take these threads to bump limit with his mongoloid tier posts.
>>285214358In the end he didn't have to dump volumes to ruin dailies for everyone. He just had to be himself.
>>285214348Jobber coping detected
>>285214348He's just baiting anon. Pretty sure he's just talking to himself to get (You)s.
>>285213259>She's ugly.No. Minato is just too handsome so Kushina looks bleak standing next to him. Her, having Naruto's features doesn't help too.
>>285213688Hinata is an upper tier butterface with oneitis, making her an ideal woman. Facially she is not stacking up to Sakura, Ino, Tsunade, or Temari. Rtn Hinata is better too.
>>285214126Kakashi understands Obito want his death match and is choosing not to repeat what he did with Sasuke. Obito is consistent with Gaara and Neji having base urges and schizophrenia.
>>285214408>Her, having Naruto's features Must be why she makes me so hard
>>285214291>Begging the Raikage, sure, that's kind of pathetic and the Raikage also was rightI mean, how is this any different from the raikage scene. It more or less sends the same message. >AAAAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEE PLEASE DON'T MURDER MY RUNAWAY TERRORIST BOYFRIEND JUST WATCH ME GET HUMILIATED INSTEAD
Another hijack thread full of LLM abuse and samefagging to bloat the post count and nothing is done about it once again. Is this really how the site operates now?
>>285214456I think it's different and more dignified because he's at least taking some initiative. He's trying to present himself as the target of their revenge. There's SOME context that'd explain why he'd make that decision other than just his gay boner for Sasuke (he has to stop wars and all). There's a charitable reading of the scene.The Raikage scene, not so much, it's really just about his boycrush.
It is so fascinating how waifujeets consistently have the most banal, absolute nothing takes regarding this story, it's like they're just pretending to orbit the characters because they just autistically waddled into the fandom
>>285214442>Hinata is an upper tier butterface with oneitis, making her an ideal womanShe would be such a boring person in real life. Might as well just get a fuck doll.
>>285214442This revisionism that pinkshit is prettier than Hinata will never work.
>>285214291>Naruto hears from these Cloud people that Sasuke joined the Akatsuki and is believed to have killed their jinchiruki, whom the village actually loves>decides to get the piss kicked out of him to protect an actual traitor who has only not been labeled as such because of blatant favoritism and nepotism. > This is immediately after the highest point of Naruto's character and the first arc where the manga's protagonist got to actually feel fucking cool for once for the entirety of Part 2 so far>it's followed by two more back-to-back worst moments in the series, Sakura's fake confession and Naruto pissing, shitting, and crying, begging the Raikage not to declare his psycho traitor terrorist boyfriend a psycho traitor terrorist.If this chapter came out in the modern Shounen climate Naruto as a character people actually liked would never recover. It'd be the equivalent of Eren melting down and hoping Misa or whatever her name is doesn't get over him too fast after they kill him in infamy. Screencaps of /a/'s reaction would be posted for years in Naruto threads.
>>285214206
>>285214442>>285214495>>285214498christ it really is just AI bots, this place is fucked
>>285212410can I breastfeed this cute baby?
>>285214464To be fair unless mods actually took part in these threads they wouldn't see it. And the guy is likely using multiple devices so the samefagging isn't as obvious. You can get banned for trash tier posts like /pol/ baiting or pepe posting, but Sasjeet's modus operandi is just... hundreds of shitty posts that aren't quite banworthy but obviously tank the quality of these threads, and because they're samefagged to death they erase the good posters.
>>285212223It's like someone naming their kid meatball because there was a character in a book with that name
>>285214511>Naruto as a character people actually liked would never recover. It'd be the equivalent of Eren melting down and hoping Misa or whatever her name is doesn't get over him too fast after they kill him in infamy.The difference is Eren's cringe was at the very end of the story and that was the last development from his character. Naruto still had like 200 chapters after his gay meltdown, so people could forget about it, but it's clearly still ridiculed to this day.
>>285214535Sam my beloved
>>285214511I am an old fag and people like Sasuke cause he gets to join the Akatsuki and do cool stuff, but disappointed he joined after Pein got killed. Naruto and Sakura developed without him with Sai.
>>285213015wow, he truly SUCKS.
>>285214511I agree a lot of Naruto wouldn't survive modern day. Just saying I don't understand why people think the Karui beatdown scene gets so much attention, it's like people think this isn't exactly what Naruto asked for.
>>285213032Irukabros, Kakashibros... We're terrible role models...
>>285214591That's just blonde Hinata
>>285214591The hero we needed.
Got I can't wait for Raikage scene hehe.
>>285213650>Kakashi and GodiramaAbsolute kino taste
>>285214511>Cloud peopleWhat do you mean by that
>>285214358And he regurgitates the same topics thread after thread.
>>285214591Did she ever have a Bortspawn
>>285212325>The most important talent for a shinobi is not the number of jutsu (in which I'm far superior to you btw)
>>285214498She has been called pretty in-story, this isn’t revisionism. Sakura being called ugly is mainly people just not liking her.>>285214543Blah blah blah everything is AI or a curryshitter. Can you retards at least talk about anything resembling Naruto instead of making these metaposts that add nothing? I don’t like forced engagement in threads, but you guys calling out some schizo retard like you’re clever are just grating.
>>285214589Goku had a mental breakdown after watching Krillin get murdered. Its just that Goku doesn't cry and it's agreed to be a death sentence since you're stuck with a guy with a lot of power and no morals
>>285214609>SaiMost pointless character.
>>285214511>If this chapter came out in the modern Shounen climate Naruto as a character people actually liked would never recoverOnly /a/ gets triggered by shit like this.
>>285214582but we have character names like Scarecrow, Fang, Port. so it's fine in their universe?
>>285214617>Just saying I don't understand why people think the Karui beatdown scene gets so much attentionBecause in the modern climate the idea of the MC getting beaten up by a black woman would make this place go nuclear and flooded with a billion bait threads and screencapsAnother modern climate example: Yamcha getting his girl stolen and impregnated by Vegeta would decimate him way more than the Saibaman fight, that's just how things are now
>>285214673Don't feed him.
>>285214673These three posts might not be bots or Rajsuke but denying we have a huge Rajsuke problem that ignoring doesn't solve is admitting you're him (or don't browse these threads).
>>285214627Obsessed
>>285213194thanks.
>>285214206What if instead Naruto lashed out and kicked the Kumogers out of the village instead?
>>285214673>She has been called pretty in-storyShe's also been called ugly.>Sakura being called ugly is mainly people just not liking her.This is cope.
>>285214673beep bop bork [simulated_waifu_post] whirrrrr *click*
>>285214658What do YOU think when I say Cloud People? Check yourself, Leaf boy. >>285214685I mean, yeah, but /dbs/ also sculpted a lot of how modern shounen fandoms function currently.
>>285214702I miss better times.
>>285214690imo Scarecrow and Fang sound like appropriate names for mercenaries at least, even if they would be weird things to name your child
>>285214677I'm so fucking tired of those whiny bitch mcs. Goku and Gon are probably the only mc I like. No I think it's okay to cry for men, but those crashouts don't look believable kek.
>>285214297It's a major plothole or we should consider Jiraiya retarded. He knows Orochimaru attacked Naruto and he ignores it completely, he could easily found out and idk tell someone or prepare himself or watch the finals of the Chunin Exams?? It's written like Jiraiya didn't give a shit about the village and now we must believe he did and he tried to save Hiruzen and stop Orochimaru? Kishi is the biggest hack in fiction
>>285214665She completely disappeared. A mercy, probably
>>285214673Your threads are fake, jeet. Noboody genuine wants to discuss anything in your manufactured thread. All these posts sound the same -- no organic human characteristics, and they just repeat the same shit. Literal bot thread.
>>285214511If you're filtered by 5 kage summit arc Naruto you're just not a fan of the character.
>>285212389Naruto, you are the chosen one!
>>285214779Why are they speaking Mexican?
>>285214810kekaroo
>>285214836I want to punch Naruto in the face. The shittiest mc ever.
>>285214810Why didn't they use these in the land of waves arc?
>>285214878I just like Kakashi and Sasuke. That's all. I can't sympathize with that nepobaby bitch.
>>285214824I know your only purpose in these threads is to get (You)s so you feel a sense of human interaction, but you could always just fuck off if you don't like the threads. It's clear nobody likes you here.
>>285214779>we should consider Jiraiya retardedYes.
>>285214824>Noboody*Nobody. These are the most human posts in your AI thread.
90% of these threads are just two (one?) schizos samefagging hard, aren't they?
>>285214975Don't let the door hit you on the way out!
>ah Naruto, my 31st student that is mogged by my favorite prodigy Minato and the Rinnegan user Nagato. You are the one I pass the torch to, you are the child of destinyDid this retard really have to suicide by gangbang to come to that conclusion? Was getting whooped for a few pages really the difference maker between unlocking Pain’s secret instead of surviving and helping out the village? Jiraiya would be a shit Kage.
>>285214948What's the opposite of character development? Naruto honestly loses any character he had by the end of the manga. Just a boring Messiah with no feal flaws.
>>285214948What changed in Kishimoto's head? https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/283438138/#q283438400
>>285214853Why did Kakashi never fuck her?
>currently the same age as Kakashi>sitting and reading about two teenagers calling each other indian just kill me. i'll finish this manga and will never return...
>>285215019He could have run away as soon as more than 1 Pain showed up. Him being alive and providing crucial intel would have helped the village out way more than sending a cryptic dying message. Also doesn't help the sage toad is completely useless at providing any real insight with this encounter.
>>285214617>it's like people think this isn't exactly what Naruto asked for.Yeah, and that's what sucks.
>>285215058Why'd you link that?
>>285214948>>285215042>>285215058
>>285214962>so you feel a sense of human interactionAre you literally repeating what others have said to you word for word? Your vocabulary really is limited and you're just resorting to using a machine to do half the work for you (doesn't do any better since a retard can't program something smarter and more sopicated than them, especially when they're feeding it their own retarded crap in the first place).
>>285215061I'm older than Kakashi.
>>285215061>two40 to 50% of these threads are one guy, and it happened so many times people can't ignore it anymore.
>>285214948https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Lm_JCa5r4E
>>285215058Popularity got in his head just learnt he can get away with anything he shits out and editor would eat that up. Like Oda with Gear 5 Luffy
>>285214948Kek, good comparison.
>>285214948My hero!
>>285215138
>>285215127It was this thread's reaction to the exact scene that anon had posted with his comparison. Discussion of how the scene in general just didn't hit the mark because of the context of when and why it happened.
>people are now pretending naruto hasn't always been a blubbering faggot
>>285215137Reminds me when Kishi tried to force the idea Ninja were trained hardened warriors that were supposed to shut off their emotions.
>>285215137>crying because your father figure talked about how much he cares for you>crying because you're a weak bitch and your psycho ex doesn't care about youNot really a great comparison there.
>>285215127What is it?>>283438138>>283438400
>>285213960Maybe some ANBU stuff.
Naruto's whining > Boruto's complete neutral reaction towards anything bad happening to him
>>285215241Ikemoto loves the constipation face
>>285214442>Facially she is not stacking up to Sakura, Ino, Tsunade, or Temari>Sakura
naruto hyperventilating over sauce is still the gayest thing ever put on paper
>>285215157>>285215227Again, this is a retarded comparison, because he's crying over someone who could've been his friend dying a miserable death instead of crying because he feels sorry for himself and misses Sasuke.
>>285215061>same age as Konan
It's Gohan's fault. retarded bitch started mc's kid trend.
>>285215235>crying because you're a weak bitch and your psycho ex doesn't care about youSo like part 1 Nart?
>>285215227I never liked how gay this was. Zabuza becoming moved by this, despite being an actual psychopath who killed people for fun, always seemed like bad development. I get we need the MC to have TNJ, but Zabuza should have told Naruto to grow up and welcome him to the world of being a shinobi.
>>285214779Jiraya is ignorant about how the world works. He cannot comprehend bombing villages or terrorists attacks, but he makes Nagato and Konan mellow out while having Minato and Naruto to take them out. Kishimoto forgot Jiraya knew diversions
>>285215320Yeah, SRA is when his character started to become retarded.
>>285215298He was crying like a bitch because of Sasuke in the final valley.
Nauto part 1>I'm le sad because no friendsNaruto part 2>I'm le sad because my friends!!!!Sauce part 1>I wanna kill Itachi, I'm emoSauce part 2>I killed Itachi, but I'm still emo
>>285215285Idk...anything involving Sai is always gay
>>285215317Gohan did right (until Buu saga ruined him).
>>285215285Just a little under a hundred chapters until.
>>285214617>it's like people think this isn't exactly what Naruto asked forAnd you think him crying and kneeling before the raikage isn't also something he asked for?
>>285215382
>>285215098Danzo being a traitorous shit was more of a contribution than Jiraiya dying. Naruto would be dead if he was arrived before Shinra Tensei. The extra minute really didn’t do much. >>285215320I don’t mind crying. Crying in doggystyle to spare your friend turned terrorist when your goal is to be ninja president is retarded. >>285215285Naruto clutching his heart while watching a shooting star in the night sky is pretty gay. If anything, Kishimoto is a master at escalation of homolust MC.
>>285214206Ayo this white boy can take a pounding from the brown queen huh
>>285215382>>285215403kwab
>>285215386No because he wanted the Raikage to accept his terms. Meanwhile him asking to be punished in Sasuke's stead is exactly what he got
>>285215370>disguises himself as someone else>ruins that by using one of his own jutsuGood to see training with a sannin for over 2 years didn't go to waste.
>>285215410>Danzo being a traitorous shit was more of a contribution than Jiraiya dying. Naruto would be dead if he was arrived before Shinra Tensei. The extra minute really didn’t do much.People don't say it enough but sacrificing the village to Pain's Shinra Tensei was the only way they could have won. Danzo saved the world. Tsunade did too by being retarded
>>285215285I'm convinced he started pandering to fujos when Yahagi left, his new editors gave him a "brilliant" idea to ruin all shonen manga forever for quick bucks
>>285215410>Crying in doggystyle to spare your friend turned terroristThe conversation wasn't about that scene.
>>285215137the right one is still valid, blud got redpilled that his teacher just wasted two years of his life molesting him without teaching him anything
>>285215410>Naruto would be dead if he was arrived before Shinra TenseiThere's also no reason Tobi couldn't just abduct Naruto right now, as he's actively just toying with him. Sending Pain is a pointless endeavor.
Entire team 7 is trash, story would be drastically improved if these characters didn't exist.
>>285215415What's the difference, him getting his ass kicked by the girl wouldn't have actually solved anything. No one actually believed all of Kumo would drop their search for Sasuke just because of that. It's just as retarded and nonsensical.
>>285215308I don't feel so good...
>>285215516The difference is that he gets exactly what he expects in the first scenario. It's way more dignified than impotent begging.
>>285212779He means how much as in "he lived a long life"
Those mental gymnastics in part 2 just prove how important the editor is.
>>285215509>the story would be better if there was no storyVery insightful
Anon #285215509 is trash and the world would be drastically improved if he didn't didn't exist.
>>285215532>It's way more dignifiedNo, it's not, lmao. He still doesn't get anything solved and just comes off as extremely retarded for thinking that humiliating himself like this would change things. Also, him "getting what he wanted" isn't even true because what he wanted was for the kumo guys to forget about Sasuke by beating him up, which didn't happen.
>>285215332Posts like this make me realize just how stupid the average reader is for a series like this.
>>285215332Nah, this was an example of TnJ being good, retard.
At which chapter Yahagi left?
>>285215490Tobi accompanying any Akatsuki would be a guaranteed win, except Deidara. I wonder what he was thinking when he put Deidara’s bombs in the ground, knowing Sasuke can see them since he also has the sharingan. Guess he wanted to troll his squad and be an asshole.>>285215446Our hero Danzo was Kage material.
>>285215631I agree sister! They're much more intellectual at Reddit. We should all go there.
>>285215634>this was an example of TnJ being good, retardWas it, though? Zabuza killed hundreds of his peers and spent his entire life doing that. The only reason this TnJ isn't shat on is because Haku died, the actual Naruto talk shouldn't mean much to Zabuza.
>>285215634It's like TnJ'ing some mass murder. Completely retarded, like your IQ. Oh wait, he does this again with every antagonist in the story.
>>285214198>>285215670jobber cope reddit warehouse bunny..
>>285215575None of them are vital to the story until the indra and ashura reincarnation bullshit got brought up at the very end
>>285215631>/a/non>the average reader
>>285213092cute mommy
>>285215738There is no "story" without them. Who the fuck is the MC in your revision?
>>285215634It's always good.
@ all the schizos sperging out about "90% of posts being just 1 guy"
>>285215692>>285215722Haku was the key point, not some idelogical debate. Trying to pretend like Zabuza didn't care about Haku makes you low IQ (mainly for the second anon)
>>285215766Madara and Obito carried the whole thing
>>285215803The only woman Sasuke would impregnate is the woman he loves: Sakura.
>>285215332Zabuza didn't kill people for fun, he rebelled against his village by doing their fucked up culling game 'too well', which forced them to end that program. He later attempted a coup and was regrouping to try again because he wanted to end how things were conducted in the bloody mist village where clans were wiped out. He bragged about his femboy being stronger than himself and his masculinity wasn't threatened by this dynamic because they were really equals and partners. Land of Waves is so memorable because the antagonists were actually subverted as being gay fellas that cared.
>>285215812>Trying to pretend like Zabuza didn't care about HakuWhy would he? He was a psychopath, or did you forget about that? Also, Haku was supposed to be a bear. It's always amusing to watch people try to defend shit writing.
>>285215861>Zabuza didn't kill people for fun, he rebelled against his village by doing their fucked up culling game 'too well'What is this headcannon? Zabuza participated in a class that wasn't even his own. He was constantly portrayed as being some bloodthirsty devil in the village.
>>285215884>He was a psychopathZabuza had emotions
>>285215853>>>>>>loves
>>285212024>To bossNo way Kishimoto actually had Jiraiya call Tsunade his boss.
>>285215951He's talking about Fukasaku. They're calling him Jiraiya-boy. It's easy to forget but they're Bunta+ tier summons.
Why does this thread smell like curry when Naruto is a ramen based series?
>>285212096>Doesn't include neglecting his godsonLolLmao
>>285215382>>285215403people still hate Sakura after seeing this. look at this broken man
>>285212325>MORE FLASHBACKSOH MY GOD
>>285212137impregnating Tsunade? maybe
>>285212389Pain is just going to allow him to do that?
>>285216098She is over 50
>>285215370I still don't know what the point of Sai was. Except to be Ino's future discount Sasuke husband I guess. I did not care about his backstory. I did not care about some orphan raised to be a glowie weapon. Is he just a character that exists to pad pages? Please tell me I'm missing something.
>>285216130Hashirama cells
>>285212660Jigen killed him
>>285215910Zabuza hammed up his own reputation to try to get team 7 to back off. He was essentially a political dissenter who made it his goal to reform his village and took in someone else damaged by that system so they each had things they wanted to change. The mist had a class system, culling trials and kekkei genkai persecution that he would have ended. He wasn't a psycho doing jobs for hire with no purpose.
>>285213032>Positive male role modelHe stole Naruto's money to waste it on hooters and had Naruto come out worse in the 3 years they spent together.
>>285212244I like how "young" kishi made Jiraiya look in the middle panel. If you look past the usual spiky fur hair and oil forehead plate, you can see a young face under there, despite the usual small irises, there's almost a sparkle.
>>285213194>>285212410Arigatou, OP!
>>285215984this. >>285213113he visited his disciple. but decided not to check on Naruto even after the kyubi's attack. hmmm.
>>285216133I don't know why Kishi thought this story needed not only a discount Sasuke, but a discount Kakashi as well.
If only Zabuza waited until Mei cleaned up the Hidden Mist, he’d be alive. She is an example of a good ninja president.
>>285216133I think a big issue is his design just looks incredibly gay. I never understood how the characters all said he looks like Sasuke, because I never saw it. He was also introduced during the worst arc of the story, which didn't help him or Yamato. Kishi really should have just reused characters we already knew for that arc.
>>285216155Did we read the same manga? Zabuza's character was not that deep.
>>285213194who took care of naruto's goo goo gaa gaa version?
>>285214591
>>285215910>Zabuza participated in a class that wasn't even his own.Wtf are you even talking about?
>>285212451I've seen it in real life, something similar anyway. Hours before my mother died, it appeared she was going, but then after moments of not breathing she ''willed'' herself back because she insisted on seeing her best friend one last time. We rushed her home, she saw her friend, and then she died some hours later after having had her final conversation with said friends (which gave her a final fulfillment).
>>285216286>He was essentially a political dissenter who made it his goal to reform his village and took in someone else damaged by that system so they each had things they wanted to change.This was all in the manga, speedreader
>>285216286Not him, but man, I really don't want to be mean but this shit is all but spelled out to you with all the information Land of Waves puts out and how Zabuza acts at the start compared to the latter half.
>>285216355And then everyone clapped?
>>285216336Zabuza wasn't even in the academy when he decided to kill everyone there. Go read the manga, silly.
I'm tired of "well everyone is actually connected" trope. If Naruto continued past 700 chapter then they would make Sakura and Naruto brother and sister Luke and Leia style i just know
>>285216375Like, Zabuza isn't actually getting off at how hard he murdered those kids when he was an eight-year old. He's doing a bit to try and get these stupid fucking children outta so he doesn't have to murder them. He just wants his paycheck.
Part 1 art without Nishio's interventions... I miss you
>>285216479...what
>>285216546
>>285216266>I never understood how the characters all said he looks like Sasuke, because I never saw itI think he resembles hebi Sasuke in being 2 of the gayest designs in the manga. open robe twink vs midriff femboy. similar aloof "cool" demeanor. he was obviously meant as a stand-in for sasuke and just ditched due to being unpopular.
>>285216479Good analysis anon. You have to be a retard to see all the nuance in his character and simply go "durrr he's a psychopath because he killed"
>>285216538[......]
>>285216611Half the time it's not even fucking nuanced. This is a great page, but it's as subtle as a fucking brick with what Kishi is trying to say about the two of them. How the fuck does something like this just fly entirely over someone's head?
>>285216377So he killed a bunch of people he had no relationships with. Haku was different because he formed a bond with him by the time he died to save him.
Do you think Zabuza and Haku ever... you know...?
>>285215753Kill yourself pregnancyfag.
>>285216712God, did Haku's line at the bottom use to fuck with me. Most of the anime subs translate it to "you have the same eyes as me", which made think of kekkei genkais because of the sharingan, and that Haku was implying that him and Zabuza have the same kekkei genkai.
>>285216538I don't.
>>285213314Senju have high durability and Chakra levels whixh seems to be a trait both clans produce in their progeny and in certain individuals who lucked out.
>>285214442Temari's face is nothing special really, at least not when compared to the other blondes.
>>285216723>because he formed a bond with himMore like his cock formed a bond with his bussy.
Dragon Ball is better
>>285216189>closest thing to a positive male role model>closest thing
>>285216822Imagine being happy that you're a mass murderer for someone.
>>285216778https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWI45DOnrOg
>>285216375Yeah the system had flaws but holy shit did it produce some of the greatest ninjas in generations-some village elder.
>>285216833Iruka is Naruto's positive male role model.
Time to pee-pee
>>285214495Sounds like protection from you
>>285216853IT'S ALMOST LIKE THAT'S THE ENTIRE POINT OF THE MANGANINJA ARE TOOLS AND NOT PEOPLE AND IT JUST CREATES MORE PROBLEMS DOWN THE LINE BECAUSE WHEN YOUR KNIFE STARTS TO HATE THAT IT KILLS PEOPLE AND WANTS TO STOP, ALL IT CAN DO IS KILL DIFFERENT PEOPLE BECAUSE IT'S A FUCKING KNIFE.
can i molest those kids?
>>285216919Unless you're Fuu and nobody cares about you
>>285216611>replying to yourselfLol
>>285216807The anime would usually detail her irises, which I liked. Temari’s scene with legs is probably making me bias though. I agree that the other blondes are pretty great looking.
>>285216919Nardo fought to save this system. Madara was the real hero ?
>>285216881Gay dolphin
>>285214702>Yamcha getting his girl stolen and impregnated by Vegeta would decimate him way more than the Saibaman fightThat already happened when it came out.
>>285214743Sakura was only called ugly by her bullies, Ino (her rival) and a guy that would also call his would-be wife ugly.
>>285212441Somehow, it's even dumber than that.
In retrospect, what made Naruto so successful given its dogshit writing?
>>285215370ZAMN
>>285217144Sai called her ugly.
>>285212389Did knowing the "true identity" of Pain even matter in the end?
When is kishi gonna milk the series more and give us a proper 3rd great ninja war flashback
@285217263Fuck off already schizo
what's with those retarded questions? kewk
>>285217365Speedreader-san...
>>285215520It's amazing how fast the years fall away once you hit your 30s, feels like covid was a recent thing but it was over half a decade ago
>>285217263Naruto being a proactive madlad and the early punk-ish aesthetic where plucky kids are up against hardened assassins.
>>285212389This is a good death scene on its own, but it's just a shame that the circumstances of Jiraiya's death were so contrived.He knew Pain was Nagato and none of the bodies were the real Pain. He could have retreated and told Konoha that information plainly, and contributed to the fight during Pain's invasion by being alive.Instead he stayed behind to double check, and could only send a coded message (that there was no guarantee they could even solve). Which Pain just let him send for some reason.He didn't even tell Ma his suspicion before letting her retreat, which would have been a huge help.
>>285217453>Village still has to fight all 6 paths>No search party sent out until the battle concludes >Naruto just finds him by sensing him out anywayAgain. Did it even matter?
>>285217022
>>285217263It didn't have any actual competition at the time it aired on television
>>285217263
>>285217567
Do we all agree that Nagato/Pain should have been the final antagonist of Naruto?
>>285217479Idk, I agree with the anon from earlier who said these types of deaths where the characters self monologues while dying are really dumb and pretentious. Jiraiya should've had these thoughts while he was still inside that frog.
>>285217263Besides Dragon Ball Z, the Chunnin Exams were the original "hype moments and aura" for a lot of people, including myself.
>>285217637ben 10?
>>285217679lol, lmao even
>>285217263What dogshit writing does it have that literally every other anime doesn't have
>>285217263It had nice aesthetic and was pretty unique during its time.
>>285217343>and a guy that would also call his would-be wife ugly
>>285217637Naruto was the next big thing in the U.S right when DBZ/YuYuHakusho/Rurouni Kenshin were essentially finished. All 3 of those and the new Big 3 all aired on the same network so I think a lot of young people were looking for a new shonen to watch since all the older ones were wrapped up. Bleach aired on the latenight hours so it didn't get the same exposure as OP/Naruto, and I think more kids gravitated to Naruto instead of OP for 1 reason or another
>>285215019 It is pretty sloppy.After he figured out that the Path he'd beaten was someone he knew, he'd gotten enough material to figure out what was going on at home base. He might not have understood then, but they would have been able to reason it out as a team.But Jiraiya didn't recognize that yet and went back to get a second look and figured it out fully when it was too late.
>>285217656Nope sorry, Pain was actually a servant to that masked Uchiha guy, who was the real leader of the Akatsuki. Also the only reason Pain was so strong was because he was given the eyes of another Uchiha. And also when he gets revived later he gets one-shot by the Uchiha that was his underling who was freed from Edo Tensei's control because of the eyes of another Uchiha. You rike?
>>285217656No. I think it should've been Kabuto but Kishi had no idea what to do with him. He could have been the Bakura of Naruto, it did feel like that's how Kishi was setting him up initially.
>The better timeline where Kishimoto didn't decide to absolutely obliterate Orochimaru's existance and dignity.
>>285217552>Naruto just finds him by sensing him out anyway...because he knew the Pains weren't his actual body so he looked for the real one speedreader-san.
>>285217263first arcs were decent until sauce left and it came out when culture was different
>>285217764Yes. And?
>>285214408If Naruto has Kushina’s face and we all agree Naruko mogs every female character… the only drawback of Kushina is gaudy red hair.
>>285217656Yes.Obito has no aura. Dude sucks.Madara has aura, but the story had already gotten too retarded by that point.
>>285217935It means i already mentioned Sai in the first post.
>>285217650I want p1/p2 Mitarashi Anko to rub her sweaty kunoichi soles in my face!
>>285217824>uchihas singlehandedly carrying the entire story while everyone else is npc reactionary
>>285217825I feel like Kabuto being the final villain after Pain would have been half assed. You'd need to justify him and build him up earlierHe feels like the Obito to Orochimaru's Madara
>>285213396Kakashi is very overrated
>>285217959Kakashi and Anko would have been a pretty nice match. Their personalities compliment each other very well.
>>285213315He’s like an old man last we saw him. Considering his already jobber status long before that there is probably not much reason for him to be involved in anything.
>>285217656The structure should be Pain Arc, an arc where Naruto becomes hokage and an arc that tests Naruto as hokage. Pain can be revisited in the final arc where Naruto doesn't get such an easy out as the final Pain giving way to his ideals, he has to actually prove his results.
>>285217954So you admit she's ugly.
>>285217656No. Sasuke was fine as the final antagonist.
>>285218069Then so would be Ino because Sai also thought she was ugly.
>>285215345Damn, almost like he actually gives a shit about something. Weird.
>>285218064>where Naruto becomes hokageStopped reading there. You always say this in these threads it's retarded everytime.
>>285218101No since far more people call Sakura ugly.
>>285217970I mean, i would have been fine with Orochimaru being the final, but Kishi made him look pathetic with all the Uchiha wank
>>285218161Notice how the other people who called Sakura ugly were women.3/4 of them being objectively uglier than her.
>>285215370And Kishi was surprised Sai wasn’t more popular. Whay does that say about Kishi?
>>285218161Sakura also gets the most compliments in the story so it balances out.
>>285218208that he's a hack
>>285218208You say that like this manga doesn't coast on fujo appeal
>>285218131The point is retard he's always cried about him since pt.1.
>>285218220Not really. She's ugly. Both canonically and from a viewer perspective.
>>285218281First shonen protagonist?
Zabuza... jobbed... to... dogs...
>>285218064So, Akatsuki/Pain invasion like in the original.Tsunade maybe dies? Naruto defeats Pain, but Rain and Akatsuki is still at large.Naruto becomes the Hokage.In this version Nagato isn't bedridden and can fight on his own, but chose to use puppets. We get the "war" arc but with Nagato and Kabuto in charge.Did I get that right?
>>285218300>Not reallyAnd why would that be?
>>285212421LOL
>The reply speed is getting slower need to bait people more>umm guys... sakura is shit. haha.
>>285218135It would make a fuck ton more sense than a final arc with zombies and aliens. The "there's no shortcuts to becoming hokage" guy having the role dumped on him. I know why Kishimoto didn't go that route because there's a lot of Uchiha retardation he has to work through and Naruto isn't allowed to be hokage before saving Sasuke but it's still neat to think about how Naruto would cope and instantly abuse his powers to not make Sasuke considered a Fire Nation criminal, with its own political ramifications with the other kage.
I'm still baffled that this schizo can just do whatever he wants with these threads. He spammed and harassed the real daily threads and their OPs and nothing was done. Now he's just conspicuously samefagging and botting his own threads endlessly. It's already at 400+ posts and heading to bump limit. How valuable is this retard supposed to be to the mods?
Did someone say Scatkura?
>>285218317Not the point of the chain retard.
>>285218399>It would make a fuck ton more senseNo it wouldn't retard.
>>285218264I don't think Sai was popular with anyone, even the gays
>>285218393More like>Oh shit. I'm running out of ideas for posts.>Uhhh *rusty cogwheels in Indian brain start slowly turning* I'll argue with myself about Sakura again!
>>285216919"the point" would work better if the ninjas actually prioritized fulfilling their missions above all else and were taught to put it above their feelings and the well being of their comrades, but that's literally the opposite of the first thing kakashi teaches themit's like kishi can't decide if he wants them to be brainwashed child soldiers working for a daimyo or a big family who happens to do fighting missions
If Tsunade and Jiraiya were """""qualified""""" to be Hokage I don't see why Naruto couldn't.
>>285217656nah but Obito? yes
>>285218442Sakon...
>>285218621I would give you this. If 6 paths Obito pulled a rug from under Edo Madara and killed him, that would be based.
no.... not like this
>>285218040
>>285218653What's wrong with it?
>>285217263Kishimoto is pretty good when he tries.
>>285218442
Nohara gurl seggs
h o l y TRVKE
>What's wrong with it?He asks these ignorance feigned questions while knowing exactly what he's doing.
>>285218571Haters gonna hate. >>285218325I kind of just see Nagato playing out like normal, but Pain being a role that continues beyond him because of the cycle of hatred being larger than any individual. Yahiko can be among those revived with rinne rebirth and assumes the mantle of Pain. It was originally Yahiko who believed in corporal punishment and had ideals of divine justice. Nagato only applied those beliefs with grim determination. But yeah Tsunade would probably have to die unless the whole hokage test of Naruto's character can be condensed into a short timeframe.
>>285218620>if veterans with decades worth of experience were qualified to be Hokage I don't see why a genin with a little over 6 months of experience couldn'tHinata...
>>285218620It also makes no sense why Tsunade and Jiraiya were allowed to go AWOL and do whatever they wanted for years, and then they were somehow still considered the only viable candidates for Hokage.
>>285218807Are you just being a faggot or do you actually have a complaint?
>>285218811>Haters gonna hate.No it's more like non-retards gonna call out retards when they say stupid things.
>>285218743He thinks 500 posts of discussion are one guy samefagging on rapid fire. Even with schizophrenia at full power and all the AI in the world one person can't manage so many devices to keep so many dumb conversations going this fast. This is just Naruto fans having stupid Naruto discussions as usual, it's literally the biggest anime/manga out there and only Dragon Ball could compete with this. The dude complaining clearly doesn't remember (or wasn't here for it) that sometiems we needed 2 to 3 threads posted in a day just because people love to sperg out about ninjas and it's usually just retarded arguing back and forth.
>>285217656Not the final antagonist, but definitely close.He should've been Naruto's final antagonist aside from Sasuke.Not someone defeated before the 2/3 point of the manga.
Sai thinks all women are ugly because he's a fagmakes you wonder how Ino managed to extract his seed
>>285218860Are you going to keep spamming the thread with these samey, low-quality posts on rapidfl fire? Wait, don't answer that. Of course you are.
>>285218927Is this "spam" in the room with us right now?
>>285218840No wonder Danzo seethes so hard when Tsunade and Jiraiya are considered better candidates than him despite bumming around so much
>>285212223Minato fucking WON
>>285218883heh
>>285218947Yes. Your posts.
>the only complaints are because this isn't the "real" daily>"complaints" always occur at the same time everydayit's Sakon, isn't it?
>>285218883You have literally been IP wiped (when you actually got banned routinely) that show you do exactly that.
>N-No... Stop talking about the series... T-talk about the SCHIZO...!>i-IF YOU TALK ABOUT THE SERIES TOO MUCH YOU'RE THE SAMEFAGGING SCHIZO HIMSELF TRYING TO DERAIL BY BEING TOO ON TOPIC!What is this fucking mental illness
spoiler quote quirk chungus persona
Yup... It's sakon having a melty
>>285218999He has no life, (You)s are all he has
>>285218999Normal threads on this board do not move like this while having the same exact mannerisms and recycled arguments with the expectation that it's all different people.
Funny how back in the early Dailyramen-era these threads would typically be slow enough to last a full day for 2 chapters a thread, now they're "mysteriously" rocketing to hitting bump limit in 5 hours around the same time a chronic shitposter got outed for training LLMs on Naruto postsKinda weird, innit?
>>285218811If there were two conflicts with Pain/Nagato I would save Rinne Rebirth for the final confrontation imo. Or just not have it at all. You have to use it in a way that doesn't cheapen the stakes.
>>285218909Pegging.
>>285219055>Normal threads on this board do not move like this"Normal" threads on this board are generally not about Naruto, they're about way smaller series that don't attract the same amount of people.
>>285218962>Your postsWhich are?
>>285219057>”nooooooticing”fag has nothing to saykekky
>>285219057It's almost like the threads got more attention and traction...
>>285219110>more attention from the magical whimsical persona army fresh from Australia
>>285219057>Kinda weird, innit?Nope. There's more to talk about in part 2 compared to part 1 so it moves faster.
Why is this guy so asshurt people are actually discussing the series?
>>285219096Even One Piece and Bleach? The former's threads do not move like this with both its main threads and its daily despite being wildly popular.
>>285219057>Daily starts picking up the pace (in terms of posts) at around the middle of the manga (and around the part where a big character dies)No shit?
>>285219094yeah, makes sense
>>285219057beep borp whirr move along citizen
>retard supposedly hates these threads>has to comment why he thinks they aren't real>can simply not go into the threadWhy would you willingly participate in something that makes you upset? Lol
>>285219057real shit is when we get chapters where basically nothing happens and we somehow get 500-600+ posts in a couple of hours, and 99% of it is nearly 1:1 copypastes
>>285219104Most of the thread. Once again, feigning ignorance even though the replies are blatantly recycled and sound the same.
>>285219141I don't know about One Piece because it's too fucking long for me to ever give it a shot. I'd assume things would be slower than here because even the fans are fatigued of it since it's still being published.Bleach is still big but nowhere near Naruto-big. Naruto is huge and especially with dumb people so that will obviously translate in activity plus stupid arguments. What are you complaining about, actually? This is pretty normal for Naruto on this board. How long have you been here?
>>285219191Those threads were also just 95% shitposting. It's sad how desperate this faggot is for drama
>>285219057I fucking hated it how he dumped the next chapter when a thread had like 490 replies and was about to start being autosaged because he refused to create a new thread for some reason.
never 4get jeetsuke-kun’s borutoscholar persona getting assraped midthread and shelved from the lost izzat
>>285219170Meanwhile, you have stated many times that you hated the daily, the series, snd the fans, yet has obsessively created these fake threads and bot them to bump limit. Pot calling the kettle black, I see.
Stimmynigga really highlight his /v/ mentality and demonstrating why underground IPs end up with higher quality threads
>>285219211>Most of the threadSo on-topic discussion?
Is it the little shitposts? Like when people started playing tic tac toe on Sakura's forehead? Is that the whole issue? That probably happens because the daily is the only Naruto thread up, people can't resist shitposting. It's gonna happen either way, you just don't notice when there's a containment thread up. Complaining about too much on topic posts is actually insane.
Why does this obsessor always bring up some faggot none of us care about? Is it because he just wants low effort (You)s? Is he upset none of us talk about him so he forces him into discussion? I really don't understand it.
>>285216376No they were sad because she died
>because the daily is the only Naruto thread upI remember when this morning the iphonetoddler persona’s thread (shitty attempt to bring back /nart/) got deleted
>>285219334like the mythical kibafag kekroflmao
There is no point acknowledging the dothead schizo. If you think he is spamming messages, then just make a post about something related to Naruto or the chapter. You’re essentially doing the same and spamming by hyperfocusing on a single retard incessantly, make you a retard in turn. I don’t care much for either of you, and you’re both wasting each other’s time mocking the series or having a back and forth with each other.
>>285219217>This is pretty normal for Naruto on this board. How long have you been here?Why do you pretend to be some oldfag when you only became a regular on this board in 2023? You are samefagging the threads. You have been outed to use multiple devices. You have been outed to use AI modules. Stop acting like any of this is genuine knowing all the shit you have pulled. All these "fans" you keep talking about in here ALL ACT AND SOUND THE SAME. Just these half-assed posts that just repeat arguments or dumb questions.
>>285219341It got nuked?
>>285219382incoming mass replies
>>285219301>Obscure series with a tiny fanbase have better quality discussion than the huge series that caused millions of kids to run with their arms behind their backs and fall on their facesOn top of>Kid burying himself in sand like Gaara and suffocating to death>Kid who killed himself because Itachi died>Nigga who killed his girlfriend "Because he wanted to get Mangekyo"Yes? What's your point?
>>285219391https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/285204034
>>285219307Only one person because he (You) are pissed at the actual fans for not caring about your /dbs/ knockoff and your self-insert crackship with your preteen waifu. Remember when you basically confessed that you're samefagging, but told people, the real people, to reply to it anyway and just pretend it's all different people? Lmao, dude.
>>285219379He very clearly just wants replies. Best to just ignore him. He'll just shout in the wind if we don't give him the attention he's so desperate for
>>285219334You're using your typical jargon again even though you're still trying to insist it's all different people while the majority of the posts in question lack any distinction that they're unique individuals.
Assuming it wasn't asked in bad faith, I've seen someone ask how Rajsuke's behavior isn't as bad as the stuff you see in /vg/, and that's mainly because the saving grace is that he's verbally whined multiple times that he's all alone, nobody is on his side or likes him, he hates everyone, etc., all his attempts to come across like multiple people who all have the same AI-generated opinions fall flat because you know it's one singular dude abusing welfare checksMeanwhile on /vg/ you'll have entire organized troll circlejerks of multiple confirmed people who all mass-orbit each other, some generals make Sasjeet look like a joke character
Is this guy legitimately schizophrenic?
>>285213339>>285213688>>285214442Why are you so fucking blind.
>>285219436What?
>>285219516currysuke is, yes
>>285219524It's just pinkshitters. Best ignore them.
>>285219524Kubo did it better
>>285219379>If you think he is spamming messages, then just make a post about something related to Naruto or the chapter. What a bunch of malarkey for a "solution". You admit to spam and say just post in it anyway. You're as soulless and conspicuous as your AI.
>>285219516Sasuketurd? Yes. The retards who need to bring him up every 4 posts? Also yes.
At least all the shitposting didn't start until after bump limit. These threads have been nice otherwise.
>>285219593He needed something to complain about, so he chose... There being too much discussion about the series.
>>285219542>feigning ignorance again to dodge the post
>>285219496>the post was too scary to (You)jej
At some point he has to realize his complaining about shitposts becomes shitposting, right?
Very, very interesting how all these Naruto fans he was talking who were all supposedly flowing into this thread have all suddenly disappeared and now there is just visible malding over being called out for samefagging and using AI. You would think all these so-called fans would want to set the record straight.
The archives... Gotta check the archives... The answer to all of this is in there somewhere, I just know it.I'm gonna blow this case wide open.
Can't wait for the next chapter to be posted at 3:30 EST(12:30 PST) tomorrow!
>>285219708I'm pretty sure he's fully aware.
>>285219434What is wrong here?
I feel like none of this should be happening and yet here we are.
>>285219742heh
>>285219434>>285219742Probably mentioning the mods in the OP is what got it deleted.
>>285219725Even though you demanded the real OP to do it at 4:00pm and just posted before that time to spite and sabotage him while playing wholesome innocence!
>>285219783There he is
>>285219783incoming reply wave
You dumbfucks keep thinking he exclusively stayed just to figure out what pain is. He literally says it in his dying monolog he thought he was meant to defeat pain cause of the prophecy. And not to mention when your student goes astray you feel responsible to put an end to that. He not only says it but every story does the same
>>285219434Kek based mods
>>285219837It just pisses me off when any characters of any story "choose" to die when they have a chance at running and living.
Where did all those Naruto fans go, Jeetsuke? You're telling me they all simultaneously stopped posting despite all the genuine discussion born from immense popularity you said was happening in under 5 hours?
side note but I’m expecting Raj over here to have his next performative meltie on Valentine’s Day, that’s my personal $20 bet
>>285219868>you VILL post only in sakon/sasjeet dailyOwari da
>>285219888They all simultaneously lost interest as soon as the thread hit the bump limit.
>>285219888Not your schizo, and of course people leave after bump liimt and when you start complaining about meta shit that they don't care about.
>>285219631The post was just schizo ramblings.
>>285219837>he thought he was meant to defeat pain cause of the prophecyHe's stupid for believing he even had a chance by that point
>>285219937Or rather your thread met its quota (bump limit, since it makes you feel like you accomplished something) and stopped samefagging and retired your AI until tomorrow where you'll do the exact same shit again.
Sakon really got buckbroken by an anonymous poster on a Yemenis pumpkin carving forum lol
>>285219563Ichigo & Orihime are really more like Minato & Kushina than like Naruto & Hinata.
>>285219496
I stopped talking about Naruto because there are retards screaming at each other and drowning out all other conversation
>>285218883Not 500. Just 200-300.
>>285220038Not really
>I'm not Izzatsuke, but *spouts the same garbage Izzatsuke says word for word*
Actual schizo kek
I still don't understand what this schizo is even complaining about? Some random user that's not even shitting up the thread? Some OP that's anonymous? People discussing the series? What, exactly, is this guy's beef? Does he just want (You)s and attention?
>>285212779No, that's a clear Process vs Results case.
>>285220103so where were you on Christmas and New Year's
>>285220103He wants people to make posts exactly like yours so he can call them out for "being the spammer". The only way to fight it is to ignore it but that's never gonna happen.
>>285220051Fucking unreal how this was 149 posts tied to just 1 IP without factoring the others, this board might legitimately have the biggest case of Brown Internet Theory
>>285220045>plural for retard>"conversation" (samefagging where everything is repeated and barely goes past one sentence)If you really stopped talked talking about Naruto, these threads would be moving at a natural pace with actual human discussion. But you don't want that because your shitpost general died.
>>285214442Impressive cope>>285212389Based. NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
>>285212223leonardodicaprio.png
>>285220167You got me bro, I'm AI programmed by this jeet nemesis of yours
>>285219334>the mythical "obsessor"Dude, you stink.
>>285220203Two posts belongong to you were found on /g/ in its AI threads, Jeetsuke.
>>285218883Hes been saying everyone is the same for ages. Not sure why he sticks around.
>the influx of Naruto fans who were supposed to be here are still missing
>>285220103Hes mindbroken by events that predate the daily and has been trying to kill any related threads since.
>>285212375The Kaguya arc was indeed ass. >>285212660I kinda like that we dont know hes fate. Adds a but of mystery to him.
>>285212373>OH MY SHEER WILL
>>285220397*bit
>>285212623They look like they fuck cloud ninja.
>>285220412It's warranted for Jman, rapist of Itachis.
>rajsuke got so obliterated from recent events that he stopped posting the cosplayer guy holding the sign
>>285220412Pushing through the......Pain.....Kishimotooooo!!!
>>285219057That's not fair. Obviously, this is a daily for a big shounen that would naturally pick up a lot of traction.Too bad there's not another daily for an even bigger shounen going on for us to compare to.Because if that shounen were over 1000 chapters in and still not hitting bump limit most days, then it would prove that there's a chronic shitposter deliberately shitting up this daily.Too bad such a daily doesn't exist, though.
Jail arc soon btw
>>285220495UUUUUUOOOOHHHHHH
>>285220492>Obviously, this is a daily for a big shounen that would naturally pick up a lot of traction.One Piece doesn't and it's just as big.
Noooo I'm late
>>285220103>I still don't understand what this schizo is even complaining about?He doesn't like ontopic discussion.
>>285217656I think there should have been a part 3 with a two year time jump after the pain arc
>>285214126>he actually agrees with taking Naruto to the 5ks so he could beg the raikage to not kill Sasuke, as if he didn't already know that was a fruitless endeavor.>Proceeds to try and kill Sasuke later that same arc
>>285220495Obito's wife
