Volume 43: The Man with the TruthChapter 396: Self-IntroPrevious chapter: >>285534799Previous Volume: https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/285162082/Start: https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/274143504
>>285569261Rinnyroo
>>285569261How the fuck did Hinata not notice it
>>285569533She was x-raying Naruto-kun pantsu
>>285569307>that hole through the treeIs Kiba's drill move stronger than a rasengan and Chidori?
>>285569462Itachi and Oros humiliation ritual kept forever. I like to imagine Tobi watching their battle and they're just standing around for 15 minutes.
Hanabi would have seen it.
>>285569595what was the point of that sharingan panel
>>285569562Another Kage level feat by Yamato as soon as combat is over.
>>285569706Got the mangeko ready just incase he needs to fight zetsu and masked man
>>285569725>DeidaraWho?
>>285569635Might be, but even if it has more destructive power it uses kibas whole body which is a big disadvantage compared to attacks that just use one hand.
>>285569288https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7DoykaxUYw
B&W in a few
>>285569782How did he activate sharingan in only one eye?
>>285569393>Can see 10 kilometres awayHanding the byakugan something in return after splitting every other ability it had, to sharingan and "detection type ninjas"
>>285569810Oh my god the pacing of this manga has gotten so much fucking shittier all of a sudden. I feel like you could have easily compressed what happened in the last 3 chapters into 1.
>>285569839Next chapter
>>285569288>kekashis ninja dogs aren't familiar with obito scentclassic kishimoto hack writing
I don't wanna read anymore bros...
>>285569782>it's an old manMust be Madara Uchiha, confirmed. What now, larp theorists? No way that's the guy who's the same age as Kakashi.
>>285569782>wrinklesguess it really is madara, the obito theory is out.
>>285569462How did Kabuto get DNA from Itachi?
The chapter that killed the daily...
>>285569427She should crush my balls
>>285570032Zetsu had his DNA
>>285569782>I’m a survivor just like youPure bs from this Tobi guy. He stole that sharingan from Obito’s corpse
>>285570231Obito...
>>285569694Hanabi would've noticed it was Obito while beating up Hinata at the same time
>>285569288Smooth
>>285569620Naruto was crying here btw
You can tell Kiba is the highest level character here because he unlocked mount
>>285570433Another W for us, Kibabros.
>>285569725Deidarabros...
>>285569288> who could the right-eyed sharingan user who hates Konoha and has a goofy personality be...???>>285569462lmao humiliation blackmail tape. do we ever find out what these "recordings" are? Zetsu was just watching.>>285569562> planet splitterEx-fucking-scuse me?>>285569620lmao it's literally the angry/seething basedjak face>>285569652what wounds did sasuke even have? He just got tired from spamming jutsu. Did Itachi even get a good punch in?
>>285570510>what wounds did sasuke even have?He got emotionally scarred.
>>285569839Does it look like it was his choice? Seems to me like it was an involuntary response. That said, I'm sure it's possible to activate and deactivate sharingan separately, just as it's possible to open and close your eyes separately; people just tend not to do it often.
>>285570304Zetsu wasn't working with Kabuto
>>285570433When will he buy dog armour for him. Will Todd sell it to him...?>>285569810Boring chapter.
You can definitely tell this is where the sharingan autism took over. So many pointless panels just showing sharingan eyes.
>>285570684Nta, it was Zetsu who gave Madara's corpse to Kabuto behind Obito's back.
isiphelo
>>285570901I don't remember that
How many hours of comfy do we have today?
>>285569427Why are mid girls perfect
>>285569427Imagine starting a world war over this
>>285571222Until you know who arrives
>>285569261Has Sai done anything?
>>285569665Do you think he would have gotten frustrated thinking the footage froze and tried to mess with it for a substantial amount of time before realizing that's actual footage?
>>285569620KWAB
>>285569810>Nothingburger chapterReally milking it huh. Part 1 was fine as a daily but 2 is really pushing it. I can't imagine how weeklyfags put up with this.
>>285571341OP (you) is already there but his LLMs aren't working full time in his threads, so expect a few hours of comfy
>>285571522>I can't imagine how weeklyfags put up with this.It's a little different when you don't know what's coming next. CSM is a good comparison, it's been nothingburger chapters for awhile now, but people keep coming back to see what's coming next.
>>285571341Didn't take long
>>285571341Leave my husbando alone!
>>285571574You're right. That backstory cliff hanger must have had fans shitting themselves back in the day. I feel like cliff hangers have been played way more in part 2.
>>285569782>>285571056These panels are a Lot more cinematic in the original B&W. The brilliance of the sharingan(s) really sells them, especially in Tobi's case whose iris completely outshines everything down to the eyeball and dominates the entire panel. The colorization looks muted by comparison, with Sasuke's iris not glowing at all.
>>285571823based B&Wreader
Before this thread turns to shit, say something nice about shippuden (you can’t)
>>285571986The soundtrack
>>285571823Yeah, the B&W is superior, but Viz has a lot of pointless censorship
>>285571177It's how Kabuto was able to blackmail Obito into collaborating with him on the war effort, Zetsu was fully aware Obito had no intentions of reviving Madara like he was supposed to
>>285571986I liked Sasori vs the bitches
>>285572042>It's how Kabuto was able to blackmail ObitoYes, but there was never any implication or suggestion that Zetsu was collaborating with Kabuto, unless you can provide some proof or a panel showing otherwise
>>285571986In hindsight, chunin exams were the peak of this series, nothing ever reached that level of hype again.
>>285572140There's a lot of hype during the war, but it's because it's a train wreck
>>285572021One thing I do respect is that they at least have the sense to keep the names in their proper Japanese order, especially in the context of a setting where people are understood as clan members first and individuals second. Seeing "Itachi Uchiha" always rubs me the wrong way, not only because it's technically incorrect but also because it distorts the perspective. Inverting the name order to appease ignorant foreigners completely destroys both the aforementioned sociological nuance and the dramatic effect of whenever somebody namedrops "Uchiha..." (Uchiha Who?) "...Madara." (Oh fuck.)
>>285571081thanks op.
>>285569533Because then Kakashi would've done absolutely nothing in this arc beyond summoning a couple of dogs, and we can't have that.
>>285569462...Zetsu has a video recording camera?Why does the alien plant man have that?
>>285572803Why would that matter? Most of the characters didn't do shit. Sai just stood there.
>>285569562>Amatersu jobbing to Yamato
>>285569620Literally what was the point of this pursuit section?
>>285569491> i smelled them being 10km away in secondsthat's retarded
>>285569595since when does kakashi have mangekyo?
>>285569694>>285570364Hanabi would be too busy being forgotten by Kishi and her obsession with love affairs to notice the Sharingan on Obito.
>>285570231Calm down, Obito. Jesus.
>>285571537>LLMS LLMS LLMS LMMS LLMS LLMS LLMS You don’t even understand how that works, retard.
>>285571081>>285569810Arigatou, OP!
>>285571081>Itachi reveal coming up soonThese threads are gonna be unusable for the next week or so, huh?
>>285572879Kakashi is a FAN FAVORITE MAIN CHARACTER and MALE! He MUST do something.
>>285569562Yamato is a god-tier ninja so long as he's not actually participating in a fight
>>285569261Why is Sai gray like a zombie
>>285569393>>285570785>Neji's byakugan caps at 800 meters (bellow Part 1 Hinata's)Why is Neji a rangelet?
>>285572063It was nice of Sasori to let them win
>>285572963Since he deleted Deidara's arm
>>285573024How? I feel like everyone on /a/ either agrees this is stupid or that Itachi becoming "deeper" doesn't justify everyone else becoming retarded for his sake.
>>285573098Inferior branch house genes
>>285573111...Said Kishimoto, with angry tears on his eyes and a bad taste on his mouth.
I'm SURE that Hinata being able to see from 10 KILOMETERS away means she has MULTIPLE long ranged skills!!!
>>285573171Glad you agree that Kishimoto wrote it that way
>>285572993Hijackjeet, you use LLM to mass produce these posts. You are 100% proven to samefag these threads and you do use bots for extra help. The "posters" in here say the most samey generic things and ask the silliest or irrelevant questions.
>>285573230His LLM samefagging hasn't started yet (or it's not at full throttle) so let's enjoy the brief quietness itt before rajsuke's highschool trauma makes him chimp out again
>>285573216>mfw wife has 24/7 surveillance over entire village and beyond
>>285573098>bellow Part 1 Hinata'sWhen did we ever get told what her range was in part 1?
>>285573116i guess i came after all that
>>285573230>You are 100% proven to samefag these threadsOh yeah? Provide proof.
>>285573332Forrest of death.
>>285573375Interesting. Guess Neji is just a range-let then.
>>285573279He is literally the OP and he samefags these threads upon creation. He holds back from outright spamming these ones because it's his threads and wants it up longer. If the real OP was posting, this thread would've already been at 300 posts by now working to get it to bump limit and shoved off the catalog.
>>285573230>>285573279You are easily the most annoying faggot in these threads. Congratulations.
>>285573403Yeah I know. Just saying today is a slow day with less diarrhea to read through (sloppa or organic samefagging) so this is at least less egregious than his usual shtick. Too bad the chapter also sucks so there's nothing to discuss.
>>285573403>He is literally the OP and he samefags these threads upon creationThis isn't a Sakon thread?
>>285573230>>285573279>>285573403>>285573435Embarrassing samefagging.
>>285573371>all the "posters" sound the same and regurgitate your talking points and defend you when you get insulted directly>every time you have a meltdown somewhere else, all the posts stop coming >you were literally outed to use AI and you tried changing the pace of the threads in response to it, further proving the activity is artificial Go ahead and try to play dumb like you usually do, jeet.
>>285573435Because he babysits these particular threads. He made it.
I'm just sayin, I could never take someone who is physically, violently revolted by pussy, but claims himself straight seriously.
Izzat meltie incoming.
What riled up the local schizo this time?
>>285573514You're retarded
Golly gee, sure is weird all this shitposting happens when the local faggot appears.
>>285573626Naruto has no answer to this btw
>>285570703Why Kakashi haven't recognised Obito yet? sharingan, black hair, voice.
>>285569810>>285571081Thanks OP
>>285570703Sakurasisters... where is out reaction panel..?
>>285573796>Sharingan>Black hairCould be literally any Uchiha>VoiceHe was 13 last time Kakashi saw him, he definitely doesn't sound the same anymore
>>285570959>>285570982What was Sauske planning to do after beating Itachi?
cute boyfriends interaction
>>285569782How many more chapters until the best arc in part 2?
>>285570433Reminder that canonically Kibas biggest feat is having a better sense of smell than a ninja dog
>>285573879>any UchihaOnly remaining Uchiha are Itachi and Sasuke.Kakashi prob doesn't know about Madara
>>285573942All of Team 8 is pathetic
>>285573572Really depends on whether you understand being straight as being attracted to opposite-sex traits or as being unattracted to same-sex traits. Are bisexual males gay and asexual males are straight, or are bisexual males both straight and gay and asexual males are neither straight nor gay?
>>285573962It was convenient none of the Uchiha were out on a mission during the massacre.
>>285573962I mean it's a generic trait pretty much all Uchiha have so it's not enough to pinpoint him as ObitoThey only know about Itachi and Sasuke so it could be any guy who secretly survived Itachi's massacre
>>285570785Naruto looks hot here
I don't understand, they haven't retrieved Obito's body back to village to bury him? And do they think no one will steal Obito's eyes for a free sharingan?
If you pretend the war arc doesn't exist does Naruto stack up against nuShonen like CSM, JJK, MHA, or KnY well? I feel like it at points it can have higher highs than the latter two but it's probably shittier overall.
Team 10 is mogging team 8 so far. All these sensor type plebs can do is watch and come up with a conclusion that would be solved much faster from our intelligent hero, Shikamaru.
>>285570832>recordedI sometimes forget how Naruto is supposed to be set in 80'salso>recordedhow
>>285574105I mean the boulder looked pretty heavy. Probably best to just leave it there.
When I was reading Naruto for the first time I was dissapointed to learn that they had technology. I would prefer it to be set in edo period
>>285574392The technology is pretty inconsistent
>>285570856cute bfs
Time for an entire volume of Itachi backstory!
>>285574613He was a good boy who ain't do nothing wrong!
Why is Hiruzen so evil?
Child soldiers is peak trope
>>285574613At least it's not in the middle of an important fight this time.
Why is Sakura such a useless piece of shit?
>>285574157>If you pretend the war arc doesn't exist does Naruto stack up against nuShonenNaruto would get axed after 20 chapetrs if it was released in 2020. Too much silly kino for aura hungry zoomers
>>285574392Read Blade of the Immortal
>>285569247Did you fags seriously wait every week for a few pages to release where nothing happens? Sure am fucking glad I waited for complete work and watched the whole thing in a single sitting.
>>285574854How does it stack up quality-wise? Part 1 is probably at least better than MHA and KnY.
>>285574692>>285574904My wife deseves better than raunchy slop like this.
>dese(r)vesForgot to proof-read, but you get the idea.
>>285572920Kishimoto wanted to foreshadow the nature of Tobi's power. That's it.The mission was completely pointless because only half of the squad did something while the other half stood around commentating.
>>285575029Sloppy work
>>285575114We got to check in on GODbuto. That was cool.
>>285575116>>285575007>>285574904Whore
>>285569261 Going by what happens at the kaguya battle after Obito posseses Kakashi, Obito (2 ojos) would had been the strongest ninja that has ever lived
>>285569562What is the point of the split if he's leaving the fire on both sides, to continue to burn forever?
>>285575507it last only 7 days
>>285569533How the fuck did KAKASHI not notice?
>>285575116Kek>>285575221Faggot
>>285575618>FaggotShe’s used goods.
>>285575507So they can get through.
>>285572108When Black Zetsu is explaining his massive keikaku to Naruto/Sasuke in the lava dimension he says he basically led Kabuto to Madaras corpse. He didn't explicitly tell him about it but he probably left pretty obvious clues so he could find it. He probably did the same for some of the other important edo tenseis.
>>285569345>>285571664>>285571858Oh, my fucking god i wish i could stick my cock in her sweaty dirty asshole and fuck her fat ass to oblivian.
cute boy
Cutest ever
>>285575007>>285575116>blue eye makeupWho is she dressing up for
>>285569345What the fuck!? The Byakugan has a 10km zoom?
>>285569462So this whole "recording"-thing never comes up again, right? Or how Tobi can actually see it.
>>285569595>Yamato stays behindWhat? The earth's already split, why does he need to stay behind?
>>285575138Fair enough.
>>285575928He mentions how he recorded all of the shinobi history
>>285575641No, you just hate Konan for some reason, or you would say this of any and every non-virgin girl posted here, and yet you verifiably don't. Doing it once or twice with your lover doesn't tarnish your purity, and it certainly doesn't equate to fucking random men for their money. Stop lying.
>>285569687Sasuke looks so fucking sad here
>>285569620What a faggot
>>285576145>No, you just hate Konan for some reasonBecause she's used goods AND before marriage. >or you would say this of any and every non-virgin girl posted hereI do, but I give a reluctant pass if they're married first. >Doing it once or twice with your lover doesn't tarnish your purityIt does and the only way to make it less worse is to put a ring on it first.
Boruto won this thread. Just wanted to say this canon statement before going to sleep
>>285576282All the females in the manga should be sleeping around for espionage.
>>285576497And Pinkpiss shouldn't exist but she does. What's your point?
>>285569896he didn't contract with them until years later.
>>285576514>What's your point?That you're retarded
>>285576722I’m just not a degenerate unvirgin like you.
>>285571316kidpussy grip a man's soul
>>285575418Yeah. Kamui + Hashirama cells is ridiculous bullshit.
>>285575684Hinata would definitely be super weak to anal, 100%.
>>285573330now you know why he's really the Homage. ROOT glowniggers are in cahoots with the Hyuuga, Hinata was one of those spy brides like the CCP use to bait officials into leaking intel. Naruto is just a patsy, so the Hyuuga and ROOT can run things behind the scenes. this is why he is given so much busywork.The truth is, the game was rigged from the start
>>285574392>Rifle and all the construction tools in land of waves>Full on TV, VHS, Computers as well as advanced medic tech in the chunin exams>Slot machines in Tsunade search>Phone Lines every once in a whileBut no flash light though.
>get a warning for calling out a faggot's samefagging Really Mods? Also, lol, guess i struck a nerve, probably hit close to home.
>>285575715>according to the databooks one of Naruto's hobbies is gardeningyou now are aware of why Ino was so happy to see him when he first returned to the village, the two of them are close friends because of how often he goes to the Yamanaka's shop.
>>285576906I got the same thing. Fuck them.
>>285576282Get a load of this jealous life-denying faggot
I thought we're done with Itachi bros why the fuck Tobi brought up this dead side character again
Would Sauske have gotten the MS without this backstory? Also, what if it was made up and Itachi was actually evil, can you gaslight yourself to get the MS?
>>285577094the MS is all about a specific emotion, how you experience it is irrelevant.
>>285577146Sauce should've gotten his MS when he got Tsukuyomi'd the second time then...?
>>285577174if it existed then he probably would've
>>285573888He didn't have any plans. Maybe just wander around and settle down somewhere obscure.
>>285569247The fucked up part is very few anime characters in all of anime have suffered as much as Sasuke.
>>285577261This is a manga sir
>>285577261Guts and Agni had it worse.
>>285569718kek
Slow and comfy today
>>285577595Whore.
>>285577595Don't worry, the drama queen will hijack it again and make the threads miserable again for a few days. Vicious cycle we're in right now.
>>285577094A third party manipulating the circumstances and context is probably the limits of how MS awakening can be manipulated, it seems to inherently be tied to your understanding of what you've done and is essentially a self-inflicted spiritual wounding. Sasuke would have gone the rest of his life without MS if he hadn't gained a retroactive comprehension of how everything went down. Although EMS might still be on the table because Itachi played the whole thing out despite Sasuke having 3 tomoe only.
I miss Hidanqueen
>>285577749I'll bite. Who?
>>285577833The "girl" that Sakon was LARPing as a few threads ago
>>285571823thanks for QRD,I'm not a big shartringan fan so I would not look very closely at these panels
>>285574442Hot
>>285569261
>>285577849Ah. More pointless drama. Figures
>>285577869Actually now that I look closer I think Tobi's eye only looks so bright because the rest of that panel is very dark and shadowy compared to the Sasuke panel directly beneath>>285571056
>>285577749>Female appears (that's it)>The Sasuke-roleplaying pajeet (this thread's OP) who compulsively bots and samefags goes nuclear and looks like a total homo in front of everyone.Most godly sight for the start of the year.
>>285577920>this thread's OPI like how you keep saying this with no proof
>>285577849>>285577905>replying to yourself using the same vocabulary
>>285577849The fact you're so insistent on that being fake either gives me the impression you've never seen porn of real people or that you've seen way too much trans porn to be able to tell them apart.
>>285577934Jeet, I am not gonna play this game where you act oblivious to everything you do.
>>285577969>you've never seen porn of real peopleWhy the fuck would I ever want to see that? Why are you all such degenerates all the goddamn time?>>285577869>>285577917Kill yourself.
>>285577688
>>285577654>Rajsuke does his usual rote gimmick>Zero acknowledgement from the chungus defense force orbiter personas that totally aren't himKekky
>>285577969He spams scat whenever he gets real assmad or talks to himself about urine. He's definitely went down the deep end with his obvious porn addiction.
>>285577996Like i said before, you're easily the most annoying person in these threads. Good job champ.
>>285578034>Seeing porn of real people is degeneracyAs opposed to porn of fictional people?
>Unironically confirming that you've never seen a single real vagina
>>285577833The "afterparty" thread earlier this week got a little messy towards the end >>285461551 it went 250 posts past bump limit even though the thread was over a day old
>>285578067All those posters who are insistent that they are real and not samefagged personas are always eager to jump at everyone except the jeet and even get angry when the jeet is shit on. I wonder why. So strange and mysterious lol.
>>2855781063D is degenerate, 2D is okay.
>>285578153On what grounds are you making this claim?
>>285578162On my personal beliefs. This is my world. I make the rules.
>>285578083>you're easily the most annoying person in these threads.You have used this exact phrase many times before, Jeetsuke. Goddamn. Are you that limit with your wording?
>On my personal beliefs. This is my world. I make the rules.
>>285577595Queen.
>>285578179Kudos. Here's a (You).
>>285578141You forgot to mention the afterparty thread to the afterparty thread where he went full sicko mode at having a real woman call him a faggot.
>>285578141I wonder if Kishi intentionally made Rin such a plain Jane.
>>285578236>homoyaroChrist, this dude really does have the personality of a genuine redditor, just nonstop "teehee I'm so quirky and random l0lz XD" shit
Pathetic
>>285578279Average foids are pretty, often even prettier than "sexy/hot" ones
Imagine if we went 1 thread without mentioning named faggots. That sure would be something.
>>285578307He can literally just make a discord server if he wants some quirky circlejerk with him at the center of it, but he won't because he wants his posts to be seen and somehow become renowned from them. Dude thinks 4chan somehow will affect the Naruto series via meme magic or whatever the fuck, as if anyone working on Naruto in Japan reads these threads and know english.
>>285578213
>>285578545/DBS/ spouting their meme magic of "making Gohan vs Kefla real" and other things has done irreversible damage to this board.
>>285578141Looks like a Zelda 64 character.
>>285577904this makes me think of that scene in the movie Scanners. waiting for one of their heads to explode
>>285578704HEY!, LISTEN!!
>>285578436Honestly I just mentally replace canon Rin with the murderous psycho Rin of the OG Storytime, I legitimately think that's more interesting characterization
>>285577904Was Itachi sandbagging in this genjutsu exchange against Sasuke?
>>285578817It's not like canon Rin has much characterization to begin with.
>>285578842Probably. Itachi was never trying to kill Sauske
>>285578842Of course. Itachi can't be beaten in any area.He's stronger than Madara, faster than Minato, and smarter than Shikamaru.
Are we getting another comfy thread tomorrow?
>>285578842We'll find out in the next chapter
>>285578795Not in this picture.
Hiashi won.
>>285579854Fuck off.
>>285577917>>285577869why invent FRUIT salad when we've already got a CUTE SALAD ??? I want to kiss her so bad...
>>285579990...the jeet's spam award.
>>285580257Kill yourself retard.
>>285569462>"Zetsu, we're leaving"
>>285580273me watching a retard
>>285580257Really wish they had developed Sarada's pre-timeskip design instead of giving her the Bayonetta makeover.
>>285576282Literal gaylord lmbo
>>285580309I want Haruno feet for dinner
>>285580339disagree completely. I like her pre-skip bc it's cute and befitting of a child, but her TBV is pure sexo and the ideal form of an Uchiha female (attractive and edgy)
>>285580398Ikemoto is such a shitty artist
>>285580365Haruno feet & body (athletic, nice ass, flat) + Uchiha eyes and hair & personality & MS eyes that can use gravitational pull to force you to his kiss her feet for hours.....
>>285580425His character designs are so much better than Kishi's that it's hardly even comparable
>>285580497No, that looks like shit
>>285580602don't you have pictures of women to freak out over?
>>285580398>>285580497He's got style for sure, but Ikemoto's designs are weird and fetishistic in a way that just doesn't feel appropriate for Naruto or sit right with most people.
>>285580497Good bait.
>>285570510>what wounds did sasuke even have? He just got tired from spamming jutsu. Did Itachi even get a good punch in?He got knocked back by Susano'o. That was about it.
>>285578842I mean how do you even get an advantage when both are stuck in the same genjutsu?
>>285573098The cuck seal on his forehead restricts his Byakugan’s range. Hinata is a bonafide main branch princess so she can can use the full extend of her ocular powers.
>have lots of cool ideas for my fanfic>can't write it for a while>should be locking in on other things but can't stop thinking about it
>>285583068Gotta strike while the iron's hot. To get in a creative flow is blessed.
>>285583162I'll be able to write in 10-14 days probably. Just gonna take notes until then.
Sasuke fucks Sakura in the pussy. Willingly.
How many people will he backstab?
>>285583219Proof?
>>285575799CM Sasuke POV (she's about to neg diff him unless he goes CM2 to stand a chance)
>>285578179I don't know why he doesn't learn new English words
>>285583315The canon chapters published by Kishimoto called Naruto gaiden. In this canon manga drawn and written by the original author, Sakura has a daughter as a result of Sasuke ejaculating inside her. If Sasuke did not wish to do this he could have said "no way fag" and used his eyehax to escape. He couldn't resist the Sakurussy
>>285570032From here, we assume the amount of flesh needed is just some blood. Kabuto teases that while he couldn't find anything on Jiraya or Shisui, he could try Danzo's destroyed Shisui eye and Pain's weapons, to which Obito refused.
>>285578817I can't look at Rin any other way. Her smile is always a bit unsettling. She's a potentially traumatized child soldier in an active war time, it's very likely she took this out on her victims and developed bloodlust and infatuation for slaughter overtime.
>>285576691I bet large chunks of his body smells like Zetsu anyway.
>>285583336Maybe he just wanted a kid and did what had to be done?
>>285583339Bros, I don't want to read the war shit...
>>285583372The war arc will have more things happening per chapter than the current ones
It's a good thing there are no necrophiles in Naruto. Or anyone out to revive their deceased lovers. Orochimaru could've made that offer to revive Tsunade's lover and family to anyone.
>>285583380And it'll all be SHIT.
>>285583420Not really. As the current dump has shown tons of these arcs are more underwhelming than we remember, and at the same time I believe war is also misremembered and overhated. It's far too long, it's bad in principle (replacing actual human warfare with the entire world united against 2 dudes) but the actual content will be decent.
>>285583420I've been in past dumps. They were eventful.
>>285583442I do mostly hate the concept of it, but also the retarded powercreep, humiliation rituals for Akatsuki members, having long dead ninjas be the strongest ever and the current generation being shit in comparison, other villages STILL being just jobbers + Kage, eye wank and treatment of the jinchuriki (including Naruto going from having done 0 to synchronize with his biju to perfect in, what, a few weeks?).Idk, maybe it can surprise me by having some actually cool stuff behind the shit facade.
>>285583372Warkino was a huge step up from the Sasuke Show
>>285583442>(replacing actual human warfare with the entire world united against 2 dudes)why the fuck did Kishi do this? All the previous shinobi wars looked kino. Having all the nations hold hands and ally as ninja globohomo was cringe
>>285583502>having long dead ninjas be the strongest ever and the current generation being shit in comparisonMadara/Hashirama were always a thingOld Kages were somewhat stronger but the newer generation mostly overcame them (Gaara vs 2nd Mizukage)>retarded powercreepAlright I'll give you that but that's the Juubi vs army part specifically, it's mostly normal before that>other villages STILL being just jobbers + KageThere are a bunch of small characters getting their moment to shineI don't think you'll start loving the arc but I think you'll find it has some merits to it. The current Naruto chapters are suffering from the fact we know how it ends and how many of these subplots just fizzle out like wet farts, but that wont apply to the war imo.
>>285583542>Madara/Hashirama were always a thingThey were legendary ninja that we didn't know how strong they actually were. They could (and should) have been legendary because of their historical influence while still being powerful on a level of regular Kage of current day (or even a bit weaker), instead of being able to solo the entire world minus Naruto and Sasuke.
>>285583502>having long dead ninjas be the strongest ever and the current generation being shit in comparisonKabuto cherrypicked village leaders and the best ones. Even then, the strongest besides Madara and the Hokage tend to be closer to modern day. Nagato, especially after absorbing chakra and rejuvenating himself, would've easily been way more threatening than most Kage. Gaara beat the 2nd Mizukage. Naruto used Sage Mode to redirect 3rd Raikage's attack back at himself instead of brute-forcing more power. The Edo Tensei jinchuriki would've been way more threatening than many Kage and 4th Mizukage was among them. Even among the Hokage, Minato's much stronger than his living self due to 9 Tails. Then all the Edo Tensei are carried by needing to be sealed rather than their heads cut off or poisoned.
>>285583591Hashirama was already established as an insane monster at that point, he defeated Madara + Kyuubi
In hindsight, either Madara didn't know sealing jutsu, or he had massive disrespect to Kurama to use him separate instead of sealing inside and becoming a jinchuriki.
>>285583595I was mostly thinking of Madara and Hashirama.>>285583620Hiruzen was also established as the strongest Hokage ever though.
You now remember that 3rd Kazekage was stronger than 1st and 2nd.
>>285583700Hiruzen was namedropped as the strongest Hokage but he never showed why. Hashirama beat this shit up >>285583650
>be Orochimaru>revive Hashirama as a young man>but too scared to make Hiruzen young again
>>285583336Sakura raises Sasuke and Karin's test tube baby and has a fake marriage.
>>285583755Hashirama beating Kurama is also just a statement, no? In a way it seems like a founding myth for Konoha.Anyways, thinking about it a bit more, it doesn't really matter if it was established before. I find it retarded for them to be that strong either way. I guess it's mostly just part of the powercreep issue, but still that powercreep being taken to the maximum by 2 revived guys from the part especially bothers me.
Sasuke spent years in Kaguya's realm trying to impregnate her.
>>285583783This is what he gets for using water type moves on a grass type.
>>285583892Well electricity is super effective against ground types in Naruto.
>>285583917That's what Deidara gets for sending micro-bombs into a system like that. Hypothetically someone could've frozen themselves like real-life bomb squads but they'd give themselves hypothermia. Ground-types in the dirt would've had grounding
Why is this place so dead?
>>285584285There is a chance some schizos got banned or they burned out.
Enough. MANGEKYOU BYAKUGAN.
>>285584309>some schizos>theyThere is only one and will always be one schizo.
>>285584285the usual spammer (the current OP of this thread) is preoccupied obsessing over dragon ball threads
>>285584862Take your fucking meds, retard.
>>285584285The spammer (yeah that's one guy) isn't working on bumping it to death unlike the other days
>>285584862It's blatantly obvious. That's why you don't see 200 posts saying some combination of AAAIIIIEEEE, cope, speedread, job, schizo, obsessor while crying about Sakon.
Nice comfy thread, well done OP
>>285584974It's blatantly obvious that you're a schizo. Kill yourself.
>>285585104Why did the chakra rods become the same color as her eyes?
Basically you're admitting that there's no one here other than your precious schizo
>>285585109>schizoThere he is. Enjoying the dragon ball threads closetsuke?
>>285582354This is Nejifag cope considering Tokuma has the longest range.
>>285583794Reminder that is testing with Sakura's umbilical cord and not a sample of Karin's actual DNA.
>>285583875>Anon inserts his rape fantasies onto Sasuke>Again
>>285585193Well there aren't THAT many people outside of the schizo. Like said in previous threads, he singlehandedly pushes these threads to bump limit and above with easily 300-400 samefagged replies.Remove that and you end up with a pretty healthy 300-400 posts thread (more or less depending on the chapter). Aka comfy threads which we used to have before the schizo returned.
What was the point in introducing all the cool shit like ninja dogs, chakra beetles, puppets, summons, sealing, nature affinities, elemental counters, etc... Only for all of it to get barely ever used in favor of story being centered on earth-shattering Kaiju beasts and legendary demigods?
>>285585564Kishi only cares about things being cool at the moment he introduces them. What happens before or after doesn't matter to him.
>introduce a incredibly useful teleportation jutsu>only two characters bother to use it
>>285585654The best solution here is not to introduce teleportation, because it breaks too many things.
>>285585601Well that's a shame, seems like he knows how to build a compelling world and then fumbles it with sub-par scenario. Perhaps he decided to target power-level dbztards somewhere along the way instead of keeping things more grounded.
>>285585942I think in general Kishi is all about coming up with cool concepts, but he can never really do anything with them. Even the characters he gives the most attention never really feel properly fleshed out.
>>285586167Maybe he shouldn't have made SO MANY CHARACTERS!!!!
>>285583502>long dead ninjas be the strongest ever and the current generation being shit in comparisonCurrent gen grew up peace coddled, MadaraHashi gen were actually battle hardened
>read chappy read 100 replies of discussion fell asleep>woke up >another 300 nothingburger filler replies welp this happens when we ran out of material to discuss. seriously speaking janitors should warn people when we go off-topic
>>285583502>including Naruto going from having done 0 to synchronize with his biju to perfect in, what, a few weeks?I think all of Naruto's moveset was learned in than a month.>Shadow Clones - learned in one night>Summoning frogs - learned after like 2 days of training with Jiraiya >Rasengan - learned after 2 weeks or so>Rasenshuriken - learned in a few days because of the bullshit shadow clones training >Sage mode - learned in a few days
>>285586262No, making that many characters is exactly playing to his strengths. It allows him to come up with a bunch of cool shit like a guy who fights by raising bugs in his body and a guy that turns clay into bombs with the mouths on his hands. When he tries to explore characters more deeply we get shit like Itachi and the Minato one shot, because he just can't do it well. Same with his world building and power system that he can't keep straight.
>>285586350Anyone above 35 years old fought in the war though and even in peace times there's lots of fighting and s-rank missions.>>285586649Yeah, it's really dumb. Probably a consequence of Kishis poor planning/planning being difficult on a weekly schedule.
>>285585654>only two characters bother to use it*ahem*
>>285583595>Nagato, especially after absorbing chakra and rejuvenating himself, would've easily been way more threatening than most Kage.Guess whose eyes are the reason for why he was so strong?
>>285586686Fake FTG
>>285583620Wasn't that first established 2 arcs before the war? I'm at least pretty certain that part 1 never said Hashirama took on the Kyuubi by himself.
>>285586816It's like next chapter or the one after
>>285586350Hashirama's gen is overrated, only the senju bros and Madara are worth a shit, you could argue for Onoki and Mito but the former wasn't that strong back then and Mito is a woman so the odds of her actually being strong in comparison to then are low.
GOKU KISSED HIS WIFE.
>>285586684>>285586913You really ran with gen kek
>>285586913Kakuzu, Lord Mu, 2nd Mizukage, were all older than Ohnoki
>>285587144By that logic they are also not part of Hashirama and Madara's generation
Current gen grew up peace coddled, MadaraHashi were actually battle hardened
>>285586350>>285587305Kakashi literally had to grow up during a war
>>285586262>I'm going to become Hokage dattebayo>remains genin forever>I'll never lose because I have all these awesome friends at my side>they all job to nameless zetsu clones>the only reason Naruto won is plot armor and blessing from Jesus that made him stronger than everyone else>fate of the world decided in duel between two super special giga niggas like Goku and Jiren>Bonus Cringe: future generations will overcome the previous ones LOLOLOLKishimoto you fucking hack
>>285587305SHITdara is a bijuu merchant
>>285583542>Madara/Hashirama were always a thingNo they weren't, wtf are you on about? Part 1 treated Hashirama as though he was weaker than old Hiruzen. Only in part did both him and Madara get retconned to being demigods.
>>285587366Completely and entirely vindicated.Infinite tsukuyomi is also based because it would prevent aBortion from happening.
>>285583502Don't forget that, if it weren't for Orochimaru reviving the 4 old hokage of the past, all of the good guys would have 100% been killed by Madara and Obito.
>>285588195Who would win the shotacon off between Oro and Hisoka?
>>285587366>Including all the jobber bijuu but not Gamabunta.Ungrateful brat
>>285588359me.
>>285587366I am proud to say my character is not a friend of Naruto.
>>285587609What is Madaras ideology?
>>285588641are they circumcised
UOOOOOH..!! HANABI'S LOLI CUNNY!!! CUNNY!!! AAHHH!! WAHH!! CHILD EROTIC!!!
Zoomer show dominated by males
>>285586735>lmao believing this is cannon kek.>teleports without marking locations.i can't believe people still follow up on that slow ass fan fiction fairy tale.
>>285589154The world is a perpetual cycle of war and suffering. Peace, true peace, cannot be achieved through fleeting alliances or naive ideals. It can only be forged through absolute power, a singular will guiding humanity towards a unified destiny. Naruto's ideology is a child's dream, nothing more. He speaks of understanding, of bridging divides with sentiment and naive optimism. He believes that if everyone simply talks enough, if they try hard enough, peace will magically blossom. He fails to grasp the fundamental truth of human nature that conflict is inherent. It is woven into the very fabric of our existence. His "talk no jutsu" is a temporary balm, a fleeting illusion that postpones the inevitable, but never truly resolves it. It's a philosophy born of weakness, of a refusal to confront the harsh realities of power and control. He champions a peace built on sand, easily washed away by the tides of ambition and fear. True stability demands an unyielding hand, a singular vision that eradicates dissent before it can fester. His path leads only to renewed chaos, a return to the very suffering he naively believes he can talk away. The world must be united under a single, absolute authority. No more warring nations, no more squabbling clans, no more individual wills clashing in a cacophony of destruction. The Infinite Tsukuyomi. A genjutsu of unparalleled power, cast upon the entire world. Under its sway, every living being would be immersed in an eternal dream, a perfect illusion tailored to their deepest desires. No pain, no loss, no hatred. Only blissful, unending peace. Imagine a world where every soul finds contentment, where the bitter taste of reality is replaced by the sweet nectar of fulfilled dreams. This is not subjugation but a salvation, a liberation from the cruelties of existence itself. It is the ultimate peace, a tranquility that transcends all understanding and finally brings true order to this chaotic world.
>>285590859That's cool and all until the part where everybody is just intended to harvest chakra for Kaguya until they wither and die.
>>285590310>teleports without marking locations.Nowhere there says that, speedreader.
>>285590859Fuck you globohomo!
>>285590859Oh I thought there was maybe more to it than the infinite tsukuyomi that Tobi expositioned 200 chapters earlier.Would've been cooler if he just trained to gain as much personal power as possible to rule a real world in the way all that stuff in your wall of text before the infinite tsukuyomi is mentioned laid out.
>>285586653>It allows him to come up with a bunch of cool shit like a guy who fights by raising bugs in his body and a guy that turns clay into bombs with the mouths on his hands.The problem is that a lot of the new characters don't even have powers that are all that unique. The Akatsuki members do, but most of the characters from the 5ks arc just have generic elemental attacks (whether they're basic natures or kekkei genkais like lava shit). That's probably why no one cares about the kumo ninjas other than self inserting niggers.
>>285591304Yeah I gues at that point he had just completely lost his mojo.There's one or two Kumo ninjas I care about though if you know what I mean...
>>285591140The core principle remains the same, sadly Kishimoto decided to go full retard in the end.
>>285591497Where does Danzo fit in that chain?
>>285591497I think there's a pretty relevant difference in principle between everyone caught in a simulation or a everyone living in a real world being dominated by an extremely powerful (wekk intentioned) tyrant.
>>285591497I hate this bullshit so much, it's such a lame copout way to discredit arguments MC cannot address by making the biggest bad puppeteer irredeemably evil and retarded.
notice how they never shit up the thread when it's a sasuke chapter?
shotacon
>>285591672The only reason he goes along the matrix plan is because black zetsu manipulates him into it. Without this I'm certain he would go the benevolent dictator route, judging by his character.
>>285591980would let mommy hina dom me
>>285591980>no TT doujin with the premise of Milfnata going back and grooming Naruto into developing a complex for Hyuuga women
would laugh at Naruto crying and sitting baki style after getting raped by older Hinata
>>285591304>>285591422something in his brain broke when he decided to randomly add jrpg elemental mechanics 350 chapters into the story. element slop is the absolute bane of naruto next to occular jutsu
>>285592443Why would he cry?
>>285592634Ikemoto will burn in hell for nerfing hinaboobas
>>285591642Probably between pain and obito. While danzo did help turn nagato into a cripple and orchestrated the massacre to become Eyeball Man he wasn't directly involved with the russian nesting doll of schemes involving the tailed beasts and aliens. He was more of a side villain to whitewash itachi and to pin everything konoha might've done that could be considered "bad" on one guy.
>>285592720>not Hina-tatas
We failed, we're not hitting bump limit
>>285593424Blame Uchihashits for having such boring chapters
>>285573093I forgot Sai was even involved in this mission
noonbros
Sasuke is so cool!
>>285585291According to dialogue from Karin and Sakura to prop up their cover story. Sakura and Sasuke do not wear glasses.
>hijacks daily to post at a consistent time>failsWe let Sakon die for this shit?
>>285583442>I believe war is also misremembered and overhatedBiggest retard on /a/ right there
>>285595232Sarada got glasses due to an illness.
Why is nobody posting?Did OP get banned?
Where's the new chapter, faggots.
>>285595403We are waiting on canon dump times which are between now and the next few hours depending on warehouse overtime
Chappy when, FAGS!? Literally the only anon reading for the first time, and you fail me? wtf
Sasjeet you need to stop horsing around in /dbs/ and get back to work
>>285595283NTA but how was the war arc not based?>Blew out Pinkshitters creating eternal anal devastation>Showed the entire shinobi world bows to Uchiha GODS. (If you don't like them and the sharingan why are you reading this manga?)>Turned Naruto into DBZ>Mifune vs Hanzo
>>285575879Her Byakugan is actually far stronger than Neji's.
>>285595403>>285595424>>285595469This is probably that grey area where they don't want post the chapter because the previous days thread is still alive, Ramen would used to post the next days in the same thread even if it was already at 400+ posts
>>285595469>Literally the only anon reading for the first timeWha the fuck are you still doing here? Go read something good instead.
>Mifune vs Han- *snoooooorrrreeeeeee mimimimimimimimimimi*
>>285595283>/dbs/tard speakingHush.
>he MINDBROKE them
Faggot schizojeet spent two years shitting up Naruto threads and threatening and harassing people in them and then bounces when /dbs/ gets new Dragon Ball content announced to shitpost about. Naruto threads were just a tourist spot all along.
>>285595821Mifune? More powerful than the 3 shitnin
>>285581148I can see that, but I don't agree. It's more just hyper-stylized and influenced by fashion in a way that Naruto was not at all. Imo Naruto designs got samey and while easy to find familiar, generally didn't have enough to stand out. I truly do believe Ike is better at design, and maybe even in actual characterization via narrative, but also can understand it not hitting the mark for some of the audience. It's definitely a lot more hit or miss. But I personally think his characters are just better, even if they're often limited by a narrative that is also both more interesting and also way more lacking.
>>285596033maybe powerlevels are dumdum
>>285583650He probably realized Kurama would never willingly give him chakra since he hated him, and so being his jinchuriki would never offer him nearly as much utility as just genjutsuing him.
>>285596082Or people overrate Hanzo too much, since the sanin were much younger than their current selves when they fought him.
>>285596136The entire reason they're considered legendary is because they fought him and jobbed slightly less than everyone else.
>>285596087There is no reason for Madara to seal Kurama inside of him when he needed Kurama for his master plan separately and becoming a Jinchuuriki means he dies when Kurama is removed from him.
>>285596136Edo tensei zombies are not full power, except for Madara who was empowered by Kabuto on purpose.
Oi oi, hope yall had a good weekend. Looks like I'm a bit late and this thread's already kicking the bucket
>>285596136Yeah you could also see it that way but ULTIMATELY the real truth is that deep down powerlevels are dumdum and it extends beyond this fight
>>285596148That could still mean that he was sanin-level and that the actual 3 sanin would grow up to be as strong as him.
>>285586735I don't know why Boruto couldn't just simply learn the full technique. Do they want the FTG to be super special and exclusive to Minato (and Tobirama)?
>>285591747Kaguya isn't that. She cared about humanity but also saw them as lesser, so keeping them under her control and taking some percentage of them to turn into her eternal army (Zetsu are weak but they're definitely stronger than non-chakra humans, so outside of breeding chakra into everyone, they were a better army than humans could muster). She also grew stronger the more she kept it up since she siphoned off their life force from the tree and received it in the form of chakraI wouldn't call her good, but her goal was to defend humanity and herself and her sons from the rest of the otsutsuki, since a world without her defending it was an easy target for them. She just got lucky that they took so long and that she was able to give birth to kids who could wield and spread chakra and were morally good, so that they could set the foundation for a future that didn't involve a semi benevolent god dictator
>>285596172hi hidansis
>>285593507
>>285595821how strong was Mifune actually? Bc Hanzo is supposed to be high kage. Tbf he's supposed to also be much weaker atp, that's the whole point of the 'he became blunt by giving up on his convictions' thing, but he still just be very good
>Instead of dumping the chapter, Rajsuke is in here >>285578987 and /dbs/
>>285596259Most of her backstory comes from the anime and Boruto (In Boruto, she's the low ranked partner of another Otsutsuki named Isshiki whom she betrayed and believed she killed).
>>285596172You're going to summon HIM
>>285596213My guess would be that the writer prefers working with techniques with clear rules, FTG was introduced in a flashback to hype up a deceased character so it's vague limitations and brokenness were not really relevant until Minato comes back but then it doesn't matter again because immortal god opponent and yadda yadda
>>285596277Sup. Did I miss anything?>>285596451Better grab your crucifix
>>285596335probably very high jonin/very low kage if we're pushing itenough to beat him by dragging him to a swords fight
>>285595821Nice to see fellow Mifune chads reporting in. This shit did a lot to fix the lore and worldbuilding. People asked why the shinobi do the bidding of the daimyo? Kishimoto just showed you. This is why.
>>285596536I don't care about lore and daimyos I just think he's pretty cool, the fight is short but has some nice armchair philosophy going on and it makes people seethe because they wanted to see Kiba beat Hanzo or something so that's even funnier
>>285596521You missed Tobi doing nothing while letting everyone analyze his ability.
>>285596536>>285596565>samefaggingYou're a pathetic retard lmao
We're back to Sakon's usual hours?
>>285596594Like I said it really makes people seethe. Love to see it
>>285596624You're projecting how hard you're seething kek. Stay mad.
>>285596640Mifune winneyHanzo loseyK11 irrelevantyAnon cucky
>>285596622Yup, back to fagorilla samefagging and pretending to be a woman while screaming at imaginary jeets.
>>285596576Truly the mystery of Tobi. Why won't he do something? Gonna read the chapter now, but it sounds like a nothingburger desu
>>285595833/dbs/ is a safe pussy free zone
>mifunefag is back and starts samefaggingLove seeing this clown constantly cry and seethe for attention, lmao.
>>285596674You can tell it's him because he's always mentioning Kiba of all characters and also uses /dbs/ phrases like "xfag winney". He's almost as embarrassing and obsessed as the sasukefag.
My FUARKING heroes....
>>285596707... and the puppet jobber.
go back to /dbs/ mifunetard
>>285578067heh
>>285596521Hot take: The only genderbent Akatsuki that works is Itachi and maybe Sasori.Itachi should have been an onee-san. Sasuke should have been imouto. And Itachi should have tried to seduce Naruto which would have triggered Sasuke seeing her man get nearly stolen.
Looks like Jeetsuke came back. You can easily identify the style of his posts.
>>285596665I'm so ready to traumatize you with more pussy pics and a fresh timestamp, but anons here deserve a comfy thread. Still, if you have any requests, hit me up (you won't)
>>285596773Yes he just came back and imagined an entirely new persona of "mifunefag" to try to turn all the things said about him onto. Now the mifunefag is the /dbs/ poster lol
>>285596782Do one holding a paper saying sakon is a faggot. (you won't)
>>285596707...But enough about the masked, nameless samurai who gave their lives.
>>285596834Honestly yeah I want more appreciation for the faceless fodder running to their deaths. Although the first guy who ran at Madara probably deserves it more than any samurai.
>>285596824You are so obsessed with Sakon, jeet. You really are gay for him.
>>285596782A picture with curry to honor my favorite Naruto filler "the curry of life"
>>285596782Post hand.
>>285596867kek the only way he will look at a naked woman is if it involves Sakon
>>285596880>the only way he will look at a naked woman is if it involves Sakon
>>285596880k, b, c.
>>285596890Why is she eating the ramen?
>>285596880Lmao
>>285596782We love toes here
>>285596880-1200 izzat
>>285596845I can't remember if Kishi ever shows some sort of war memorial for all the fallen members of the allied shinobi forces or whatever it's called.Would have been pretty cool.
>>285596880The dude sees a woman and still can't help but think of a man. Very "straight" indeed lmao.
Very organic posts sakon, you are not subtle at all.
>>285596880There's no shame in only feeling attraction towards women when thinking of men.Luffybro btw.
>"I can't get it up unless a guy's name is on her titties, saar!"
>*whispers* you dropped the soap, sasjeet
>>285596594>He copes by telling himself it's samefagging.Nope, Mifune chads are legion. We're taking this fanbase over and rewriting the book on the war arc, and you can do nothing but cry and seethe about it.
>>285596213I think he's not as smart or good at sensing chakra. Both Tobirama and Minato were sensory types.Also I think it's good for narrative, he's already absurdly OP, and FTG is essentially a one-jutsu OP guarantee. At least our flying demigod who can absorb jutsu and use byakugan and has super rasengan and three chakra natures at an age younger than when Nart had one and can do Uchiha shurikenjutsu and kenjutsu.....At least his FTG is slightly limited and requires much more prep
>>285596762>Itachi should have tried to seduce NarutoAre we talking classic or shippuden?>>285596824I'm so proud schizbro, you finally requested somethinghttps://files.catbox.moe/rovyno.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/fje8eu.jpg>>285596874I like this request, just let make make curry real quick>>285596878>>285596915Oh dang, more requests. I gotta catch up
>>285597093>let make make curry real quickI fucking kneel
>>285596820What are you talking about, the mifunefag acts more like the sasukefag
You know he's been thinking of that 'gotcha' of having Hidansis make a timestamp with 'Sakon is a fag' on it for DAYS to try and prove his crazy theory... And an anon just instantly crushes him with >>285596880The humiliation never ends. Most amusing tbqh.>>285597093Legend
>>285596707I always find it funny that Nart comes in and immediately slaughters the living samurai puppets Chiyo has. Nobody gaf about their lives lel
Sasukejeetbros... our izzat is being obliterated by the opposite sex again...
>>285597093>Shizo-kunFuck me, ESL moment>>285597111I kneel to your trips. Checked
Checks out, "femanon" can't insult sakon the faggot.
I am not crazy! I know he samefagged those posts. I knew it was !!OxPFWkMqPXS. Sakon the Jobber. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn’t prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that idiot Anonymous to post my waifu having sex with other men for him. (You) think this is something? (You) think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He’s done worse. That femanon! Are you telling me that a femanon just happens to post in the daily like that? No! He orchestrated it! Sakon! He shitposts without his trip! And I mass-reported him! And I shouldn’t have. I was range-banned from my own board! What was I thinking? He’ll never change. He’ll never change! Ever since he was Anonymous, always the same! Couldn’t keep his hands out of samefagging and falseflagging! But not our Sakon! Couldn’t be precious Sakon! dramaposting them blind! And HE gets to be a beloved poster? What a sick joke! I should’ve stopped him when I had the chance! …And (You), (You) have to stop him! (You)-
>>285597186Jeetsuke... >>285597051
>>285597125I predate sasjeet. I'm less of a Mifunefag and more of a minor characters appreciator. And I don't mean I waifu or husbando randos, but I tend to appreciate these small scenes where minor characters get to contribute and stand out, at the very least enough to not just call it shit because they're not MCs. I'm not a fan of MC privilege and Naruto as a manga is very guilty of it. Also not samefagging (believe it or not) and I'm not the one who brought up Mifune first.Not even expecting this to convince (You) but these are my 2 cents on this. I think it's not unreasonable.
>>285597188>someone saved my pastabased
>>285597186I could, but insulting you is way funnier
>>285597249Nah, your fag complex doesn't allow you that.
"KEEP THAT VAGINA AWAY FROM ME! I'M STRAIGHT!" - Sasukejeet
>>285597249Are you working on the requests?>>285597219Who are the characters you appreciate?
>>285597219you are fine bro. Mifune is cool. never even seen you shit up these threads so i was laughing at calling you "mifunefag"
>>285597188>>285597241HE POSTED THE BORUTO CHAPTER! AND I BUMPED HIS THREAD! I should never have.... and you- you have to stop him...
NTA, for some reason my brain associates Hidan with the Scout from TF2
>>285597219>I tend to appreciate these small scenes where minor characters get to contribute and stand outI respect that, anon
>>285597186>women like sakon more than me>this means that pussy wasn't realhigh IQ reasoning
>>285595833I hate Dragon Ball. Not even love-hate like Naruto. I actually fucking hate Dragon Ball, I don't think anything about it is appealing. Why don't you kill yourself and stop making up stuff based on nothing? Nigger.
>>285597333If we're talking minor characters>Danzo's two grunts (good fight with Tobi actually)>That guy that stole a Byakugan (pic related)>Shisui (cool jutsu)>That completely forgettable guy that taught Bee some enka (completely pointless but I was kinda sad to see it cut from NUNS3)Less minor ones>Danzo>2nd Mizukage (everyone loved that guy in the 2020 storytime)>Bee (can't wait for his chapters)>Tobirama (very cool)>Masked Man/Tobi (pre war obviously)>Guy (obviously)>Jiraiya
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>>285596172>>285596782>>285597093>>285597249Fuck off w*man larping faggot. >finally requested somethingNot me, and I’m not clicking your degenerate porn, Sakon. Fuck you.
me with hidansis
Aiiieeeeee I'm having chappy withdrawals
>>285577917Stating the obvious. The sharingan are depicted as bright as they could be (absolute white) while the rest of Obito's face/body is shown in dark grey. That's exactly what I meant with "outshining everything down to the eyeball". What I'm explicating is that they're nowhere near as bright in the colorization, and that That takes away from a really cool and compelling effect found in the original B&W.
>>285597413>I hate Dragon Ball.No you fucking don't. Spare everyone your performative bullshit. You have been aggressively trying to model these threads after /dbs/ from day 1. You obviously just say you hate everything because you don't want anyone to investigate threads for all the other things you follow.
>>285597413And now the whimsical chungus defense squad orbiters magically vanish like the wind again, ain’t it interesting?
>>285597503/dbs/fags don't like Dragon Ball so it fits
>>285597429>>Danzo's two grunts (good fight with Tobi actually)(nta) yeah it was pretty awesome seeing these 2 random characters actually sort of press Tobi, I really liked that fight, tooIt sort of reminded me a little of a part 1 fight with the lack of crazy over the top jutsu like a lot of part 2 fights have
>>285597350>slimmer guy on the younger side that acts a lot more hotheaded and shittalks more than the othersI kinda get it
>>285597474Sakon looks like THAT?
>>285597487It's here!
>>285597500Did whatever you're talking about happen in the anime too?
>>285597540Tobi using his freak anatomy to get them was neat. And yeah it really did make you remember that there were some competent characters outside of the named ones and the Kages... if only for a moment.
Migrate. >>285597508
>>285597333Nice trips bro. Sorry, you'll get naked toe pics once I clip my nails. Kinda busy right nowhttps://files.catbox.moe/ugqafw.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/c4d04h.jpg>>285597350I can see it>>285597474Ah, there you are. What's up, loser?
>>285597413>I hate Dragon Ball. Not even love-hate like Naruto. I actually fucking hate Dragon Ball, I don't think anything about it is appealing.Couldn't imagine being this much of a dickless low-test Unamerican feminist creature to save the life of my mother.
>sakon the faggot shows and shits up the threadEvery single time. It's even funnier how you project your faggotry on jeet when you are by far the worst poster in these threads.
>>285597503>>285597503>>285597587>No you fucking don'tSo you dictate what I like and what I don't now. You are one mentally ill fucking retard, you know that? >You have been aggressively trying to model these threads after /dbs/ from day 1I never visited that shithole.>You obviously just say you hate everythingI do, but I legitimately don't see any appeal in Dragon ball shit since everyone and their mother likes it automatically for no reason.>because you don't want anyone to investigate threads for all the other things you followYou will do that anyways. You will find a post that your schizophrenia tells you vaguely sounds like me, you will post the archive link here, everyone will believe you and then it will become a "truth" just because (You) said it. Nigger.>>285597550I don't know, I'm not opening that porn. Not him anyways. >>285597586Fuck off Sakon.
>>285597590>IESLB
>>285597575Honestly don't remember and lack the comparison at hand.
>>285597604Third (You) here, quote me separately or ignore, you faggot.
>>285597509it’s so goddamn funny that Rajsuke can’t even concoct an explanation for this phenomenon, tard just silently plays dumb every time
>>285597590You're the one too busy shitposting in /dbz/ and having a meltie over seeing a woman to post the chapters. Funny "coincidence" how every time you're distracted or heavily stressed out the "drama free nameless OP" becomes absent.
>>285597604Explain how Sakon is taking these pics of his ripe young female body at the same time as he is dumping the chapter (you can't)
>>285597586Cute, get comfy, the shitshow it's about to start for real
>>285597604>I never visited that shithole.Sure, buddy. I truly believe you despite all the contrary evidence and your general posting style being ripped straight from there.
>>285597586CUTE toes
>>285597684Why not? Seems like it's just a matter of going back and forth standing up and posing and sitting down and posting. It's really not that hard if you have legs and don't have obesity.
>>285597509>whimsical chungus defense squad orbitersPoint them out or you're schizo. There is no one on my side. I am all alone. >>285597664I'm not seeing a (You) on my screen.>>285597684I already told you he convinced a f*male to take those disgusting pictures for him to post here purely to troll me. Usually I would be confused by how you get one of those to send you pictures of herself for you to post online for others, but all w*men are whores so...>>285597720I don't like Dragon Ball, I don't have any reason to click threads related to it. Same goes with everything else, either because I don't like it, or because I'm afraid the author will shit it up at the end if it's ongoing, or because it'll be full of faggots just like Naruto threads.
BRO YOU LITERALLY CANNOT STOP THINKING ABOUT A MAN WHEN YOU SEE A WOMAN'S BODY
>>285597797maybe that's why Naruto ruined his lifeit made him gay(er)
>>285597797I’m not "seeing a w*man’s body". I already told you I’m not clicking the porn he’s posting.
>>285597813How is it that Naruto is simultaneously cooler and gayer than One Piece and Hunter x Hunter?
Pitiful little Sasukerajesh the streetshitting pedophiliac LLMsaar jeetFAGGOT (literal) mooching off western country welfare while pleading for the Australian government to not throw his ass into a 2x4 jail cell for the rest of his rapidly shrinking life
Reminder we have new chapter being dumped (let's leave the drama itt, friends)>>285597580
>>285597878I don't care. I'm not reading a single chapter of this shit.
>>285597729So you are saying Sakon is a woman?
>>285597909You've been dumping almost everyday with hijack threads like this one.
>>285597909
>>285597922He seems to think he’s a scrawny faggot enough that he could pull that off? I don’t buy that. I’m 100% sure he’s getting a f*male to do this for him. I don’t understand how or why he actually managed to convince the w*man to do it. >>285597984You wish I had the energy to spite dump your shit. I’m tired of this I just want it to end.
>>285597486L-lewd...>>285597721>>285597688Arigatou. Yeah, sorry about burning this thread up. But it was about to bite the dust anyway>>285597767>all w*men are whores soWhoring myself out for your mental breakdown is my new favorite hobby>>285597878You're right tho anon, I'll only troll here. Let's keep the other thread comfy
>>285597922Wouldn't be surprised, women and faggots both behave the same way.
>>285598032Drop the LARP, faggot.
>>285598032i'll be warmly waiting for the CURRY OF LIFE
>>285598032Can't be comfy when sakon the faggot (you) is there
>>285598128I agree. But you're being a fucking nigger by making others think I'm samefagging. State your intentions, asshole.
>>285598061I am absorbing the knowledge as we speak!
>>285598032>whoring herself for an autistic retarded schizo>tfw no freaky femanon does this for youwhy even live
>>285598206It’s not a w*man.
>>285598227what's a woman?
>>285598240An evil creature attached to a thing called v*gina that will do everything in its power to piss me off.
>>285598240hey G, can you make me a sandwich?
>>285598206It's rough. They won't stop sending me unsolicited pussy pics. Just once I want that notification to ding and see a nice meaty cock but these wh*res won't stop.
>>285598206The fun part about it is that he actually doesn't like it. If I could have sex with any guy ITT, I'd choose schizbro, hands down. It would annihilate the last fragile shred of sanity he has left. I'd be the first and last woman to ever fuck him. He'd be so humiliated. His mind and soul would revolt, but he couldn't prevent the hate-boner. Unless he really is a homo. Though I could manhandle him with no issue. Already did that last timeBut I would whore myself out physically AND spiritually for the cool anons here. You're all very chill and you deserve some love>>285598277Spot on, and it's working
>>285598277no wonder you’re so much of a pedotardaussie cops need to flush you already
>>285598282...noOO
I actually cannot believe this place would be more accepting of a literal unironic homosexual who larps as a f*male. This website truly needs to be shut down for good. >>285598365I did not make that post. Fuck off already.
>>285598393get flushed sasjeet!
>>285598358Much love, read you later
>>285598389YOU OWE ME.
>>285598365>>285598393I did make this post*** >>285598277 I did not make the post from months ago you're referring to. Fuck off.
Hidansis makes drama actually fun
>>285598358Hidanpussy making homos straight
>>285598532Uh, okay
Can someone at the very least explain to me why everyone is falling for this sad pathetic LARP so easily?
>>285598482
>Rajsuke thinks Hidansis is Sakon who he also thinks is DailyramenI see, I see, this is how he believes he can get his sexilicious warehouse bunny back, truly a 300IQ chessmaster plan
>>285598606We weren't afraid to look at the pics and saw proof it wasn't a LARP
>>285598606Because this woman has posted pussy, tits, voice and timestamp before. The schizo just won't open her links.
>>285598658>>285598673It absolutely is a LARP. There are no f*males here, he's getting someone else to send him pictures to post here.
He even censors shit like a redditor, christ
>>285598685I feel bad for you.
What's goin' on here?
>>285598638Rajsuke probably hate-masturbated to Sakon/Ramen/Hidansis multiple times
>>285598719I feel nothing but hatred for you. You’re even worse than dailyramen.
>>285598685Femanons are a thing, dipshit. That's where the phrase tits or gtfo came from. Hidansis has already delivered though.
This retard Sakon set back Homophobe-Faggot relationships by a hundred years (good).>>285598788>Femanons are a thing, dipshit.Only in degenerate boards full of porn that no one should ever waste their time with. /a/ is blue.
>>285598836relations* fuck this autocorrect, why won't 4chanX let me post when it says "Verification not r"?
