Volume 44: Senjutsu HeirChapter 407: Addressee: NarutoPrevious chapter: >>285814905Previous Volume: https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/285406345/Start: https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/274143504
I love Uchiha Sakura
>>285843526Mother of all future Uchiha...I kneel.
B&W in a few
>>285843554SMARTruto
>>285843808>>285843828>>285843847Is Tobi just gonna do nothing and wait for both missions to fail?
>>285843440ARIGATO, OUR LEADER!
>>285843847Wife claimed
>>285843469Considering how many mind-reading and sealing jutsus there are in this universe, it feels really weird for Jiraiya to go with this archaic ass method to cipher a message.
>>285843707>>285843730Is there a translation for the pervy sentences?
>>285843989I remember there being some when it was niggastream translations.
>>285843730Depending on the serialization, this wouldn't work. The book could have been bigger or smaller and the words would have been off. They would need his OG manuscripts for this to have some validity to it.
>>285843847>Konan, we're leaving...
>>285843989It's not great, but this is what I got from google translate
>>285844088
>>285843989>>285843730I'll do itP31: I'll really do love you(...)P8: It's the same as equivalent exchange, even so you (...)P106: The leaf is in the way... Oh you(...)P7: It's surprisingly big, your (...)P207: There's no way... Well then my (...)P15: The chair starts to make a creaking sound, (...)
>>285843785This whole portion with the secret message feels really forced and convoluted.Jiraiya should've already established some sort of secret language with Tsunade that she could decipher before he left for the rain village in case he needed to send a message like this. He shouldn't make it be so cryptic that Naruto, who barely gave a shit about his novels, would be needed to decipher it.
>>285843448so flat
Uchiha Sakura is my wife
>>285843575is an entire page really necessary to explain that he had a habit of drawing a letter similarly to a number 9? previous page was more than enough
>>285843554Based scholar Naruto
>>285843448erotic
>>285844119Nice. Your translation seems a little more accurate than mine, how'd you do it?
>>285843628Kakashi is a coomer scholar
>>285843681It's fucking weird that Jiraiya knew exactly what pages to reference and also record them in the split second before his death. I get that ninjas already memorize a fuckton of shit as part of their job, but this seems like a massive stretch.
>>285844321You think he ever jacks off to those books?
>>285843808hey look it's that one thing
>>285843628Kek
>>285844401I love how Konan is lying in that chair
>>285844307I have N1ed since 2019, it was just reading.
>>285844412Rin, it's really not appropriate to be asking such things..
>>285843730
>>285844412No, it's a strat guide, not a porn mag.
>>285844442Oh, damn. I kneel>>285844450Sorry...
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>>285843448Should've become Shino's wife desu.
>>285843536You're telling me 200 IQ man couldn't notice this!?
>>285843808Why does she sit like this?
>>285843575>>285843554Kakashi is LITERALLY addicted to Jiraiya's novels and he didn't notice this?
>>285844541Konan love being komfy
>>285843847SEX
>>285844541>when the opioids hit
>>285843808COMFYnan!
>>285843707>>285843730>>285844322>>285844348Column 1椅子がギシギシと音を立て、The chair creaked loudly,Column 2無理もないの…それじゃ 私のIt’s no wonder… with that, my—Column 3意外に大きいのね アナタのそれIt’s unexpectedly big, yours.Column 4葉が邪魔だな…もう君というThe leaves are in the way… already, you—Column 5物々交換と同じだ、それでも君It’s the same as bartering— even so, you—Column 6本当に愛してるI really do love you.Bottom image 本当に愛してる？Do you really love me?だから、私はその証拠Then I want that proof.暗くなってからなAfter it gets dark.Middle columnさあ早く私の所へ、Now hurry, come to me.これ一度っきりでThis will only happen once.Left columnおれはなんでもすI’ll do anything—君のホルモンが、Your hormones—一時間でも君のEven for an hour, your—
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>>285843707>>285843730Why is a 30s year old getting all flustered over something like this lmao
>>285843448KISHI STOP DRAWING GIRLS AS BOYS
>>285843870>>285844480Arigatou, OP!
>>285843785Man, to think that Shikamaru had a Hinata of his own...
>>285844146You don't understand, we need Naruto to be the key to deciphering a cryptic message that Jiraiya died for, even though he could have fled the battle and told everyone himself. Don't mind you the retarded frogs who were also battling with Jiraiya and are apparently too stupid to figure out the truth behind Pain, even with Jiraiya's message.
>>285843808Wild to think that this is 60% of the remaining Akatsuki...
>>285844701Or that despite Jiraiya being a famous writer, nobody knows how his hand-writting looks like, even the guy who lives and breather his work for cooming.
>>285844653Judging by the look on Shikamaru's face, the sentences are more degenerate than what we're being shown>>285844633Nice, thanks
>>285844146The only thing forced is your constant rants about something you don't like about every chapter.
>>285843628GENIUSmaru, Ta for Tactics!
Orochimaru would have been such a superior Hokage. Just imagine, Jiraiya dies, but Orochimaru already has DNA on the ready and Edo Tensei's him back. Now we don't need to go through all this retardation and Jiraiya can go round 2.
>>285843554>>285843575>>285843628This was pretty clever.
The schizo who keeps talking to himself in the archives is the one who can't stop trying to stir shit up in here to derail the threads.https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/285789177/#q285804695_1https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/285789177/#q285799230https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/285814905/#q285830163_1https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/285814905/#q285830163_2>>285844187>>285843526
>>285844751Kishimoto...
>>285844751>STOP USING YOUR BRAIN TO NOTICE THINGS JUST CONSOOM AND GET HYPED FOR THIS POORLY WRITTEN SLOP
>>285844774>feeding the troll Anon...
I won't rest until every single Uchiha dick has been sucked dry.
>>285844771It would've been more clever to create a message for Tsunade to decipher. Or to just have the frogs deliver the message by themselves. Or to have Kakashi be the one to decipher this since he's the one constantly reading Jiraiya's books.
>>285843847>>285843917>>285844574https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=chikushoudou_painhttps://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=ajisai_%28naruto%29https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=ajisai_%28naruto%29
>>285844758>Pain invades the village >Orochimaru brings back Jiraiya and the previous HokageHe was too OP for his own good
>>285844857And if it was Tsunade you'd just say it should've been someone else because you just have to complain about something.
>>285844832You have to throw him a bone to make others aware of his antics, there's no other way around it unfortunately.
>>285843785
>>285844908Nah
Hanabi is a nasty whore. I only love Uchiha Sakura.
>>285844919Ignoring him is quite effective, actually. Giving him any type of attention is just what he wants. Let the mods deal with his shitposting and move on.
>>285844758>Orochimaru would have been such a superior HokageNo one wants that schizo as Hokage.
>>285844969>Let the mods deal with-HahahhahahaThey never do shit, anon.
>>285844774>Dramafag posting archives and trying to derail the thread againSad and obsessed.
Why are we wasting so many chapters on decoding this shitty cryptic message get on with it
>>285843808>I want sex..There's only a few years left for me to have children..
>>285844975He would have had less casualties than Tsunade
>>285844938kek, based, canon!
>>285844990Then ignore him and stop feeding him. Is this your first day on the internet?
>>285844852Sakura...
>>285845008She said this.
>>285843763Oh so Jiraiya just perfectly memorized every line of his book in the unlikely eventuality he would one day need to write a coded message in seconds yeah that's good writing WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS DOG SHIT
>>285844938>>285845032Samefag
>>285844471>falling for the titlean amateur mistake
>>285845085
>>285844975>the feet in that cauldronYikes
>>285845020Everyone got revived after Pain attacked the village.
>samefagwrong, but do cry about it
>>285843828>Are you sure about that?She knew Sasuke was finna boutta get dabbed on by Chadder Bee
>>285845138I am currently pondering the scent.
>>285844653He's probably flustered about reading it out loud in front of Shika and Naruto
>>285845125Like i said
>>285844852Kishimoto, you have a wife you know!
>>285843847Comfy chapter honestly, not super exciting but pretty chill and no drama like the past few chappies
>>285845008>Yahiko was screwing her brains out before he died but she never got pregnantRough.
>>285845194Fresh paper and a bit of girl musk, with flowery deodorant
>>285845238Pull out game was too strong.
Restoring the Uchiha clan with my beautiful wife Sakura. Hyuuga wh*res need not apply.
Tell me more about this path of Pain. Who was she? What was her favorite food?
>>285845258Almighty pull-out...
How pathetic.
How funny!
Sasjeet x Hidansis is my favorite crackship
>>285844073
>>285845311Only if she dresses up as Sakura to mindbreak him more.
>>285845276https://naruto.fandom.com/wiki/Ajisai
>>285845329I feel like Itachi and Konan would've made a nice couple
why does this creep Pain collect bodies and turn them into his vessels
>>285845384Why not?
>>285845373Going off her love for Yahiko, she's more into the loud mouth, extroverted, Naruto sorta types
>>285845427Ah, so she likes guys who are kinda the opposite of herself
>>285844857Everything about this is forced. Jiraiya didn't need to die to begin with, and everything that happened after he decided to go kill himself has been dumb. Pretty sure Naruto would have been able to discover the real Pain even without Jiraiya's message.
>>285845384It passes the time
>>285845384Obito copies him with the Jinchuriki and doesn't even utilize the 6 paths. Now that was pointless.
>>285844924
>>285845332I feel like he'd enjoy that
>>285844413She comf
>>285844428Sauskek has no compelling reason to help capture Bee.
>>285844146The crazy thing is that he managed to come up with this complex code that requires a photographic memory of his latest book and also carved it onto a frog's back instantly.
>>285843889>Is Tobi just gonna do nothing and wait for both missions to fail?Yup. Although Sasuke's mission was a partial success.
>>285844307Based google translate femanon
>>285845546Even crazier that they wouldn't have deciphered it if Tarduto didn't realize his "9" wasn't a number. Thank goodness Pain was generous enough to allow Konoha enough time to decipher the message.
>Jiraiya doesn't get his message outWhat changes with the invasion?
What would Sasuke have done if Tobi didn't redpill him? I feel like he would have just lost the will to live, Karin would probably have looked after him for a while, feeding him and bathing him until the Konoha squad finally tracks them down, brings him back to the village (he wouldn't fight it) and he spends the rest of his life just staring blankly into space as Sakura accepts her role as his caretaker.
>>285845496>and doesn't even utilize the 6 pathsHe was making them use all their jinchuriki abilities
>>285844555The printed novel uses set fonts. This one here (and the drafts Naruto was reading) were his hand writing.
>>285845625>What would Sasuke have done if Tobi didn't redpill him?He would've gone back to the village.
>>285845609Naruto would probably still be able to beat the paths, but I guess Nagato would have been able to slip away afterwards seeing as they'd have no idea he exists.
>>285843828Konan is mad pretty and I unironically can't stop swooning over her. She truly makes me feel like Hinata in the presence of Naruto.
>>285845609Nagato retreats and restocks bodies then returns and gets low diffed by Guy.
>>285845238Fanfiction, everyone is a sexless virgin in this universe until marriage, and then they all have sex at the same time to bring upon the next generation.
>>285845678>piercing under lipruined
>>285845689why didn't Guy "low diff" Pain then?
>>285845097You're right. Turns out it's erotica.
>>285845634>The printed novel uses set fontsIs this ever stated or are you just using a sensible headcanon?
>>285845720He wasn't even there to do so.
>>285845690it's canon they fucked and Nagato was happily listening to it on the other side of the door.
>>285845696Don't mind. Not particularly worse than most earrings.
>>285845658But after he killed Itachi and before he got redpilled, he was like a zombie without any emotion, but maybe he was still in shock. I feel like he would have just given up on life after finally killing Itachi seeing as that was his only purpose in life up to that point.Though maybe he'd eventually get his head out of his ass and start repopulating.
>>285845696FAGGOT
>>285845747"He was on a mission!" = "He was too much of a jobber to be there when it counts"
>>285844998This was the only way to get Kishimaru involved in the current plot
>>285845789Nobody says this or makes that correlation, you made that up.
>>285845427Is it strange that Yahiko reminds me of Eren Jäger?
>the cuck posting beginsWonder how long it takes before Raikage is mentioned
>>285845834Nah I get that vibe too
>>285844857Kakashi is reading the printed version not the handwritten drafts.There was no frog Jiraiya could tell the secret to without also telling Pain he knew. He had his throat crushed and he used the last of his strength to write the secret, in code.Jiraiya choosing to die was a "forced" choice but the method of delivery of the secret is perfectly fine
>>285845276Konan superfan
>>285845844No one mentioned Hanabi's man but you.
>>285845852Also the reasons why Naruto has to be the one helping and not Kakashi are INCREDIBLY obvious I can't believe anyone is saying it should be any other way regarding this. Kishimoto sucks most of the time but some anons might be worse than him.
>>285845666>as they'd have no idea he existsDidn't Naruto sense him when he was stabbed by his rods?
>>285845724Naruto just mentioned "handwritten drafts" in this chapter. That's about as explicit as you can make it
>>285845880Plapisai
>>285845852>but the method of delivery of the secret is perfectly fineNah
>>285845885Is that some character from Boruto? Sorry I don't read non canon material.
>>285844744>>285845208I asked with full awareness of both of these points.
>>285845940It is.At least complain about things like "how would he even remember which page start with which characters" than "why did the man unable to say anything or move write the message instead of saying it out loud, and in code instead of plain text?"
>>285845625After recovering, I think he'd just wander the earth looking for a purpose and just doing Sasuke things. He would end up getting dragged into the World War against Obito and Madara but wouldn't have EMS or the big Hokage talk either.
>>285845689The Guy wank needs to stop, prior to the war arc and his Madara stunt Guy was only able to beat a weakened disarmed Kisame despite being his hard counter. At best Guy could beat all 6 and die on the spot, but that's assuming he can even do that and they can't hide like they did against Jiraiya or pull some sneaky shit.
>>285845427She likes weak boys
>>285845900I can't remember exactly, but at the end of the fight he stabs himself on purpose and uses sage chakra to track him, I don't think getting stabbed normally (like when Pain has him pinned down before Hinata tries to save him)So I guess he wouldn't have known to use his sage mode / stab himself to track Nagato down if Jiraiya hadn't left him the messageIt's been ages since I watched Naruto so maybe I'm misremembering
>>285846060>I don't think getting stabbed normally... let's you see his location / that he exists*
>>285845373I would agree if they were 10 years closer together.
I think you're all retards. Nothin personnel.
>>2858460378 gates solo's them all. That's just a fact. That's not "wank".
>>285843785Obviously the page references is too convoluted to be realistic but other than that the sequence is absolutely fine and as it should be.The only alternative of an existing preshared code is more realistic but not as involving for Naruto.
>>285846076NTA but it doesn't. Naruto stabbed himself and searched for the real pain because he knew he existed.
>>285845988>"how would he even remember which page start with which charactersWELL HOW WOULD HE?? >>285845082
>>285846123And dies a pointless death.
>>285846129
>>285843847I want to fuck Animal Path 2.0
>>285846129ITADAKIMASUUUU!
>>285846158Still solos.
Hiashi won.
>>285846274Who?
>>285846181
>>285846285
>>285843554>Naruto lesson of the day: Recognizing other people's handwriting is an useful skill.
>>285843847Is it know how the female Pain looked like when she was alive?
>>285846291>You call that little thing Lightning jutsu?>Please don't Lariat me Bee-sama
Sage of 6 paths, do you fags really have to copy the /dbs/ shitposting where you just post crops of characters getting btfo
>>285844857If people could decipher it easily then it wouldn't be a secret.
>>285845678Speaking of Hinata..
>>285846198>When you finally find that boomer to groom you at your construction job
>>285846353They complain that sasukefag wanted to copy /dbs/ and when he's not here they do just that anyways, go figure.
>>285845696I'm not a big piercings fan but I don't mind hers, it's not as distracting as other piercings can be
>>285846385>when he's not here
>>285846291Sasuke never recovered
>>285846416Yes, you read that right schizo. Never (You) me again.
>>285846385Sasjeet (you) is absolutely the one posting these though.
>>285846461Proof?
>>285846129Yamchaske..
>>285846442>for no reason at all I defended sasjeet while sounding like himkek
>>285843808Oh right, Pain is still a thing after the recent chapters.
ACKsuke AIEEchiha? Lost.
>>285846503Have you considered people find you more annoying than him at this pointNo, no you haven't, and you're gonna reply with pure deflection in a few moments
>>285846197Ajisai, really?
>>285846416
>>285846526>implying it's one personUnlike you I don't need to samefag. every real poster in these threads hates you.
>>285843602Unless the books were written solely with this code in mind, from the very beginning, including the older ones, this makes no sense, because Jiraiya never knew when he was going to die. So, if there's "a code in the most recent book", it has to have been in every book.Scratch that, the message was specific to Pain so are they really expecting us to believe that Jiraiya autistically had memorized where every character on every page is for every one of his books? Kishi this makes no sense. You forget entire plot points from two chapters ago, authors don't DO this, this is fucking STUPID, BAD mangaka, stop BREAKING your VERSE.
>>285846616>DeflectionYeah.
>>285843808>Jiraiya was why Akatsuki never moved on NarutoNOKISHITHISDOESNTMAKESENSE
>>285846638>ProjectionYup yup.
>>285843828>The "leader" of the Akatsuki is taking shit from the secretary now and has to "vouch" for his own planKishi... you're forgetting who's leading the Akatsuki again... and you've forgotten that there is someone "secretly" leading them, you're all over the fucking place, and dare I ask where Kisame is right now or what he knows?
>>285846037Guy also doesn't go above 6 gates until the war Arc, and 7 gates seems to be pretty OP
>Yup yupAh it's the same schizo from the archives, explains a lot
>>285843889>even though he can control tailed beasts>and is invulnerable to damage anyway so could easily at least help with one or bothThe author is getting confused, please understand, there's a lot of moving parts and we're not anywhere near who's really really REALLY running things.
>>285846652Itachi and Kisame did run away from him. What doesn't make sense is how overpowered Akatsuki is, nobody can stop all nine. In fact nobody can stop Obito teleporting into your bedroom and touching you once
>archivesah it's the dramafag trying to derail.
>>285844413MY comfy hag
>>285844413christmas cake
>>285843554Jiraiya made him read porn books for three years instead of training.
>the dramafag trying to derailThat would be (You).
>>285846727The who?
>>285846719Because Itachi was a double agent.
>>285845458and forget even finding out the "secret" that they are remote controlled, and the controller is some cripple in the cave, if you can't deal with the bodies and their abilities you aren't getting close to the controller, and naruto starts bodying paths long before he finds out all the details, and it's only because they use a cheesy combo to reincarnate otherwise it's just a matter of eliminating each path, and even then if you just kill the ones that reincarnate the others he can't do anything until he makes more corpses into paths anyway, right? what am I missing here? brute force just solves all these problems anyway, when you get to the point you're oneshotting paths he's on the backfoot anyway and he's just like any other annoying kekkai genkai user
>>285844774It's funny that you're obviously fuming that people can easily see through your antics and found more of your antics somewhere else and now you're trying to pull some PR move by throwing everything you've bern outed and called out for on others. You literally have no actual defense anynore.
Why does the schizo obsessor keep posting and mentioning the archives?
>>285845720the author hadn't worked out yet how strong Guy needed to beI mean from what we see in his fight, Kisame could give the paths a run for their money. But he takes orders from Itachi like he's stuck in a genjutsu. Hey, wait a minute...
>>285846482Not canon btw.
>>285846037>At best Guy could beat all 6 and die on the spotSeven gates literally punches them into dust did you read the chapters?
>>285846838>you're>your>your>you're>you've>You???
>>285843847d-did she have to be a cute underage girl?
>>285846829Oh look another one of your forced rants.
>>285846291this fight is the highlight of part 2
>>285846809Because Itachi jobs to sages.
>>285843847Nu-Pain is a CUTIEI will never forgive Pain for his crimes against her
>>285843785I'm sure this convoluted and barely coherent sequence could halt the hypothetical destruction of Konoha.
>>285846925Meanwhile in reality
>>285846838kek he really does think he is a 300 IQ chessmaster.
>convoluted >convoluted >convoluted Totally organic non-AI posts btw
>>285846891Because it's (You), schizojeet. You've literally stated it's always just you against the entire thread and that you're alone. You expect anyone to believe the contrary when you larp as these different posters who for some reason defend you when you have also said you hate the dailies and hate the fans and wish they were all killed? What's the actual logic behind these personas for doing it?
>>285846980erm can't you see you are actually more annoying than the guy who samefags 200+ posts per thread. That's not me btw I just think he's really cool and want to defend him.
>>285846990I can just not read your schizo babble and nothing changes
>>285845008the makeup makes it look like she has blue hairy eyelids
>>285846961Jobbed thrice.
>>285844865I bet Nagato likes to have the paths all gangbang Ajisai so he can experience a six-way from all angles
>>285843808MEANWHILE, IN THE AKATSUKI BEANBAG CHAIR LOUNGE....
>>285847043Whatever helps you cope with losing Kekbuto.
>>285846526>people find you more annoying than him at this pointI think they're the same person tbqhwyf
>>285846129Pain after Might Guy blinks at him in 7 Gates
>>285847019In other words, you can't explain the logic behind this. You people who are supposed to be entirely separate from the schizo get offended when the schizo in question is called a samefagging retard and a pedophile (both are true) who has said he hates you all and wants you dead. Makes no fucking sense.
>>285845427explains why the instant Nagato is dead she's already flirting with Naruto
>>285847112>he thinks the 7th gate can handle thisLMAO
>>285847104kek here he goes. Remember when he said Sakon was also him while crashing out
>>285846829There's also the fact Tsunade recognizes Yahiko as well, so with her and Naruto combined, they probably could have figured out Nagato was hiding in the shadows. Especially if Konan came out, Tsunade would have recalled there being 3 of them.
>>285847159>big unimpressive rockMight Guy eats this for breakfast.
>>285845427
>>285843440I find it hilarious that this hack literally could’ve made these two work with just one panel. Than trying to fullfill his fantasy wife when in real life he married a woman like sakura. >he’s probably still sleeping in the couch until this day kek.
>>285847141>You people who are supposed to be entirely separate from the schizo get offended when the schizo in question is calledYeah your retardation and schizophrenia are offensive and I'd rather not hear about him or you at all
>>285847219Literally just one panel and its 100%
>>285847179Okay. If you aren't him, then the other anon is correct - you are far more annoying. Congratulations.
>>285847197>unimpressive Delusional. 7th gate jobs hard to it.
Sex with uzumaki fuck yess
>>285847247Weird how you only get annoyed by people making fun of the guy who spams hundreds of posts per thread and never say anything about him.
>>285847298>AI trash
>>285847159Guy might win but it's not a given and if any Pain survives he pretty much lost. It's not a good matchup
>>285847179The NEET jeet tries to say everyone he doesn't like is the same person and when he's asked for proof he either bails or shows some random post and says that's evidence and can't elaborate further beyond "just trust me". Meanwhile, there is mountains of proof for all the accusations against him from IP wipes, actual extensive posts from the archive, and outright confessions, which he'll have a meltdown as response and immediately try to gaslight.
>>285847219It's been 12 years, faggot. You were wrong and Kishi did the right thing. Cope and seethe.
Man scatsuke sure didn't like being called schizophrenic a couple weeks ago. He really won't let that go.
>>285847242Sakura treated Naruto how Sasuke treated Sakura
>>285847298If Minato didn't win, then there is no such thing as winning.
>>285847342>NEET jeetlmao very good description of him.
>>285847342>and outright confessions>An anonymous postKek
>>285847331tbf it's not like he'd be aloneit'd likely be him + Sage Naruto at least
>>285847308>peopleIt's just you. It's always you, who is utterly incapable of shutting up about a guy you supposedly hate. Yes. We alll see through your ruse, you're pathetic and just want attention. Congratulations. You're more annoying than the guy you can't shut up about.
>>285847351>Born too early for Naruto shipping wars.>Born too late for Naruto shipping wars.>Born just in time for for Naruto shipping wars.
>>285847382>using the same image hashes and sasuke larp with the same stupid phraseskek "anonymous" definitely peaked in middle school before cutting off his friends.
>>285847298Imagine the sex holly hell and i don't even like redheads.
>>285847404In that case they win pretty easily. I can buy 6 gates Guy not solving everything but making 7 tango with Madara even a little bit is such an incredible jump. Unless 7 also kills you.
>>285847235Yet when everyone else is mocked you posters are either silent or agree, but when the pajeet is ridiculed you start going STOP STOP YOU'RE OBSESSED IT'S ALL LIES.lo-fucking-l. This is such a sloppy psyop. Actually, it would be an insult to call it one. You have no idea how to do this.
>>285847436Pre roids Sasuke fighting Tayuya (no flute) for 5 seconds
>>285847331Guy would flatten all six paths without struggle. the issue is he wouldn't figure out where Nagato is, so Nagato would simply be able to collect more corpses and come back again and again.
>>285847414No one is buying your larp. Wrap the boxes correctly, retard.
>>285847454>Yet when everyone else is mocked you posters are either silent or agreeWe or at least I know of a certain tripfag (You) who loves to participate in drama so yes
Guess I'll come back in a few hours. Hopefully this "jeet" obsessor has tired himself out by then. Make sure you keep this thread up for us, you silly little schizo.
>>285843526>>285844187Yea well we know
>>285847464GUY'S BODY IS A MACHINE THAT TURNS PAINS INTO DEAD PAINSYOU AND HIM NAGATO, WHO RUNS OUT OF TIME FIRST!?
>>2858474647 gates+ maybe but not 6. And he'd have to confirm he properly kills all 6 bodies and none hide or something. He's on a time limit.
>>285847493>obsessor
>>285847298https://i.imgur.com/x15lQdL.jpeg
>>285847479>threads are quiet and drama-free for days>a certain tripfag appears, on the days he usually has off>threads turn into shitposting Ah fuck. I think I'm noticing.
>>285847331>Guy might winNot with only the 7th gate which is what is being discussed.
>>285847535Yeah, but no one is allowed to agree with you because JEEET JEEEEEEEET ALERT IT'S ALL THE JEET, ALL THESE POSTS: JEEEEEET
>>285847352To me, it was that chess master post that really got to him. It's still funny because it didn't sound like that sharp of an insult compared to other things he's been called, but it triggered him and made him crash out in other threads.
>>285847511>Every future Uchiha will have Sakura's bloodShe won
>>285847565it was a good one. I make sure to say it to him too.
>>285847535Are the tripfags in the thread with you right now schizosuke?
>I make sure to shit up the threads too
>>285847436
>>285847493>>285847535>I'll come back in a few hoursThat wasn't even three full minutes.
>>285847479>>285847535>>285847561You quite literally proved my post's point, you retarded jeet. Exactly how low is your IQ? You act like a textbook special eddie case.
Guy vs Pain basically comes down to Deva Path vs Eight Gates and the off-chance Animal Path has something in its pocket that can negate taijutsu fighters
kek there are like 5 people shitting on him I'm clocking out. Comfy thread everyone.
Sakon raped CMsuke btw
/sfg/ - Sasukefag GeneralA general dedicated to the discussion of Sasukefag
>>285847648>dude trying to save his friend vs murderhoboNaruto was holding back.
>>285847535Lol. You hit the nail on the head.
>>285847694I don't remember Sakon even fighting Sasuke with the Charingan Mangekyo, was this in the war arc?
>>285847715Welkl you're the one who makes these threads via hijacking and samefag them to hell and constantly defending yourself, Sasukejeet.
Crazy to think how no Sasuke fans will ever be able to call themselves "Sasukefag(s)" ever again.
>>285847535I'd also add, whenever a certain tripfag would dump chapters, the threads were full of stupid drama and shitposts. None of those comments accused that OP of any wrong doing though. Goodness gracious, this noticing might be contagious.
>uses two different fox amps>h-he was holding backlol
>>285844633>>285843707Did Minato seriously read Jiraiya's porn novels and decided to name Naruto after the porn protagonist...??
>>285847242What the fuck is that image supposed to be?
AAAAIIEEEEEE SAVE ME SNAKE ROIDS I CAN'T HANDLE BASERUTO
>>285847786Surely you're baiting
She makes me feel less lonely
>>285844413New PoV
https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/284941729/#284942323https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/284941729/#284943919Wow, very interesting how the nameless OP who is so heckin based and has no drama uses the same word as the rest of you who defend the pedojeet. Your response, different posters who are certainly NOT the schizo larping and samefagging?
>>285847786More proof retards here don't actually read this manga.
>>285844442Can you give some tips and material on how to learn japenis? Like books or sites you used.
>>285846870Kope
>What?! People can identify me even without my trip now??>EMERGENCY PROTOCOL: INITIATING KONANPOSTING SPAM
>>285847841How she makes me feel (especially in this image):
>>285847783>No Gamabunta>Doesn't even bother to use clones alongside fox chakra>Tries to TnJ mid-fight instead of just KOing Sasuke>Commits to the clash despite having better durability and chakra than Sasuke, who can barely maintain his new form>Scratches the headband instead of actually hurting SasukeNaruto has a bigger claim of actually holding back than both Itachi and Sasori.
>>285843870>>285844480Thank you, drama free OP!
>>285847815>>285847879Niggers, care to explain instead of being aggressive and vague posting?
>>285847436kekkyroo
>>285847926You're in a Naruto thread. Of course everyone's gonna be aggressive.
>>285847781Because it was you spamming the thread to get it to bump limit and off the catalog where you absolutely did insult him multiple times in said threads. After you deliberately and obviously fucked them up, you'd proceed to call them bad. No fucking shit, retard. You did the same thing to Dailyramen. Spam, insult, and call them bad until the threads quickly archive.
>Looks at you expectantly
I HATE rin.
So Jiraiya's death was useless and he could easily avoid it? Like Naruto's Baryon mode i forgot the name
>>285847926Why don't you actually read the manga? Why is that so difficult?
>He can't respond to the post showing that the nameless OP uses the same lingo as the other personas.Another embarrassing L.
>>285847974This is what inspired the Konoha symbol btw
>>285848007>People using the same website every day sound the same You don't say
>>285847930
>>285847915Foxruto absolutely held back and Baseruto didn't even want to fight.
>>285847989He NEEDED to know Pain was using a shell. No he couldn't have surmised that based on what he knew. Yes his photographic memory let him come up with that ridiculous code on the fly.
>>285847926>>285847786That book with Naruto's name isn't one of his ecchi books
>>285847915>clones alongside fox chakraCanonically weaker than no gates Lee (who just got out the hospital).
>>285848019No way is this your bullshit excuse. Come on, schizo...
>>285847998I'm not an autist like you. Now REPLY to me, and ANSWER me, FEED me LORE. BITCH.
>>285847930Sasuke is Kishimoto's designated ryona punching bag.
I don't even remember the last time I saw a Naruto discussion where everyone didn't hate each other
>>285848043Both roid Sasuke and Foxruto were weaker than fresh out of hospital Lee (no gates). They're the weakest genin in the arc.
>>285848047"My" excuse? I'm merely pointing the flaws in your autistic statement
>>285848058Everything pre your shitty /nart/ general that crashed and burned after several months.
>>285848050NTA but Minato read the novel about the guy saving the world (Naruto) that Naruto shows to Nagato. Not the porn ones
>>285848058As long as anons exists in this world there can never be true peace.
>>285847984Random Iwa shinobi...
>>285848084>yourhuh
@285848070
>>285848071You're insinuating every single person on this site act like clones of each other - same buzzwords, same mannerisms, same values, same interests, same protectiveness of the same guy, etc. That's literally not true nor possible, dude.
>>285848147>You're insinuating every single person on this site act like clones of each other - same buzzwords, same mannerisms, same values,Do you know what website you're on?
>>285843536Smartruto
>>285848032But we only saw Minato reading Jiraiya's novel then he asked to name his child after the protagonist?
Naruto is a retard.
>>285848167Schizo, you're just stating more nonsense than usual now. This is not humanly possible. Lay off the bots.
>>285843440I was watching some DB game videos and noticed that Toriyama is overrated as hell. Naruto has more intricate choreography, better compositions, and storytelling than DB. The characters in DB also have stilted movements, and the games do a nice job of reproducing styles.
>>285848197Christ you're retarded.
>>285848226You're just admitting you're a newfag now. This website has not seen any variety in posts in a decade and yes everyone uses the same retarded buzzwords. How do you think wojak became such a plague?
>>285848058The coomer threads are always chill. We had one somewhat recently.
Jeetshitter genuinely wants everyone to believe this site is a hivemind for his interests.
>>285848197https://naruto.fandom.com/wiki/The_Tale_of_the_Utterly_Gutsy_Shinobi
>>285848277Nobody talks like you. You are distinctive. You're the most obvious samefag ever. You do not blend in. Gain some fucking self-awareness or some kind of sapience.
>>2858483014chan filled by indians now
>Ctrl+F "Sakon">3 results>Ctrl+F "jeet">18 results気づいている。。。
>>285846625>Unless the books were written solely with this code in mind, from the very beginning, including the older ones, this makes no sense, because Jiraiya never knew when he was going to die. So, if there's "a code in the most recent book", it has to have been in every book.Why? He wrote Ta specifically because it was supposed to be the Tactics bookHow he remembered every single page of the book is beyond me, but the rest makes sense
>>285848228>Naruto has more intricate choreographyShow me a single fight from the Naruto manga that has better choreography than picrel
>>285848373(You)
>>285848058Threads were chill until yesterday. Usually comes in cycles, on a certain someone's days off lol
>>285843469Why did Jiraya even encrypt the message in the first place? Did he seriously think some sand shitter would intercept the frog sage and steal the intel on Pain? Pain himself obviously knows that Jiraya has a shitload of intel on his powers and is relaying it back to Konoha. More contrivance.>>285843602>>285843628This is completely absurd, but I'll overlook it because kakashi being a literal 4-chan-tier chud is amusing. Sexless pervert jiraya writing makeout books might be even better.>>285843763From absurd to completely impossible, what the actual fuck. Someone please edit this into "Drink more Ovaltine".>>285843828Does Obito have any recourse at all if Pain decides to betray him?
>>285848461Looks like that blew you the fuck out thoroughly.
>>285848478Tsunderejeet...
>>285848478The threads are usually fine unless OP (warehousejeet/the schizo/the obsessor/you) has a meltdown
>>285843526I want to put my jinchuriki in sakura's manko sharingan
>>285848478They're "chill" because it's mostly you replying to yourself with the same low-quality posts that talk like machines that repeat themselves and try to act quirky.
>>285843526Most people do.
There it goes again>Hes samefagging! HE'S HERE!!!>There's no samefagging at all! HE'S HERE!!!When will this schizo get tired
>>285848582Hopefully soon. He's been hijacking the threads for a month after the holidays really seemed to set him off. Must have something to do with getting ostracized from his family.
>>285848582Try to have multiple discussions at the same time of you're all not the same person.
>>285848417NTA. Naruto's battles lack choreography but are more emotional than dbshart will ever be.
>>285848417Honestly, even the worst Naruto fights have better choreography than this. Toriyama is lacking in several areas, but it's effective and his own style. But this image highlights each of the problems mentioned. Truncated movement, simple choreography that doesn't take much account of the setting. I can only sum it all up with one word: simple. It does its job effectively, and I give it credit for having weight. There's no denying that DB may have influenced Naruto, but Kishimoto does it better.
>>285848606There's endless different discussions going on every day, this is literally the fastest general on /a/.
>>285848503Jiraiya doesn't want Pain to know they know his secret because then he might take countermeasures or plan around that.
Hanabi tried to rape me the other day. My wife Uchiha Sakura protected me and beat the snot out of that STD ridden wh*re.
>Pajeet mass samefags threads and they hit bump limit within hours and he danced around saying "Look at all these posters!">It gets called bullshit since 4chan's traffic has fallen.>The pace of threads suddenly change (to accommodate this).Really a mystery. And it was certainly a coincidence that you were outed to use LLM too.
These threads are all awful.
>>285848643One at a time, never at the sane time. Them moving this fast is proof of botting.
>>285847883No particular books,I learnt through doing, I took on manga translation on le 4chin years before the N1 exam. Any noun/verb I run into that I don't know, look it up, read it out, type it out. By the third time you've done that for each unfamiliar word you will have learnt it. Rinse and repeat. All I had before that was basic kanji, katakana (yes it was the other way around for me, I couldnt read hiragana until doubling down after), and good listening of Japanese particles to sort of know what went where. Similarly I brushed up on the speaking when working in a big firm that had Japanese colleagues, so instead of speaking in my head I got to practise speaking for real, something you can't get as a neet regardless of how talented one might be. Read sites in Jap. Read JP news site/blogs in Jap. Force yourself to watch the animu in raw (especially with shows you've rewatched a dozen times the Nodame method) when you have the basics down, which you would after years of watching subbed. You just have to make the leap(?).For the exam, just do model test papers from the exam books of previous/mock tests for a week beforehand, to get used to what actually gets asked a how. Sure fire first time pass. The hardest part if there was one was listening and answering the questions which had answers that felt open to interpretation despite being multiple choices.This is not proper advice. I went straight for N1 instead of the lower levels because it's just a waste of money for really simple shit, you might as well practice that at home.
>>285848733True. The Sakon threads were clearly better.
>>285848633>even the worst Naruto fights have better choreography than thisShow it then.
>>285848792Sakon's not gonna fuck you bro.
>>285848735What are you fucking talking about
>>285848478Always makes him seethe when he's called out lol
>Simping for a gay fag nowJust when you think Naruto threads can't sink lower, the posters start digging
Tsunderejeet...
>>285843785This girl is THIRSTY
>2 glass choccy milk>2 buterbrods fuark i'm gonna idulge with this naruto chappy aaaaahhh
>>285843808ENTER COMFYNAN
>>285848582I think it is the previous OP. Wed and Thursdays are noticeably worse and those are the times he's randomly posted at the earlier time slot. I think he's just stirring the pot. I've seen him use "jeet" with his trip on and he loves the attention. Tomorrow we should be back to comfy.
>>285843448Sex!
>>285849049>I think he's just stirring the potYou THINK? >>285844774
>>285845279kek
>>285843484Surprised that Naruto knows the word Katakana
>>285843808Could Pain kill Obito if he really wanted to at this point
>>285849023but you already dumped it...
>>285849023Sasuke's leaning on Hanabi's bbw buttcheeks in this image btw
So we're never gonna have a good Naruto thread again?
>>285845690The decennial Konoha mating ritual wasn't talked about enough
>>285848774Good post
>>285849118Clearly neither side is budging and it has been going on for a year and some change now...
>>285848503The point was for the code to look meaningless otherwise Pain would have tried way harder to kill the frog.
>>285849158But it obviously wasn't.Jiraiya should have disguised it as a eulogy so Pain would just think it's his last words.
>>285849100Easily
>>285849158I think Pain legitimately lost the frog. You have to remember it's a bunta tier summon, he even tosses Bunta later. He can get the fuck out fast
>>285848020
>>285845543Asura Path is really posing like he's the leader of the bunch
>>285844060Tactics was a recent book and probably didn't have reeditions or second printings yet.
>>285849112Watch out Sasuke! That's where new STDs are created
>>285849235I mean he's the one who cut Jiraiya's arm and kinda sealed his fate.
>>285845543Easily the ugliest of the bunch, even in life
>>285843448i want to sex her
>>285848228DB is really really good for its time, Shartruto had like 15 extra years of homework to copy from
>>285848633>>285848825Still waiting
>>285845008I could have saved her
>>285849209
>Jiraiya is his grandfather>Iruka is his father>Sasuke is his brotherNaruto is a straight example of found family trope
>>285849406Water is wet
>>285848662Like what? Use his real body in combat instead of the dummies? Stop coping.>>285849158He literally tried to kill the frog.
>>285848417You're talking with literal mouthbreather(s?). Toriyama and Kishimoto aren't even worthy of being compared. Toriyama is a genius mangaka, Kishimoto is mediocre at best. By the way that includes "emotional fights". Even the current parts we're discussing, arguably some of the heaviest and darkest, are only a small cut above "decent" and need the anime openings to make them legitimately moving.
>>285849345Scram, cunt https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGYNV_Nhxss
Exceptionally shitty thread
>>285849514>animeLike clockwork >>285849506ACTUAL 80 IQ mouthbreathers. Possibly Sasjeet himself.
>>285849514>posts anime choreographykek what a retard
>>285848774Nodame mentioned!
>>285843847What happened to the one the leaf got? they can just spawn random new ones?
>>285849514If you want to post animeThis easily destroys what you just posted https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QW7-lmZ_gUA
>>285849514>animeExactly. Concession accepted.
In DB. Goku just screams and gets a powerupNaruto power ups are tied to emotional moments and drama.Just leave.... dbshitter...
>>285849397
>>285849615screaming is an emotional moment.
>>285849575By the way that anime choreography is alright but it shows good animation more than great choreography. Yes, Naruto had a better anime treatment than Dragon Ball. In fact they're opposites in that regard: Dragon Ball has a great manga and shitty anime while Naruto's average-at-best manga is carried by passionate animators and extended scenes.
>>285849620
>>285849640no he just screams to get himself pep up
I bet the schizo is gonna say all this discussion is botted too
>>285849615HHHHNNNNYYYYYIIIEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH
>>285849644The guy arguing with you is a retard. Kishimoto would blush at someone comparing his choreography to his idol.
All this discussion is botted.
For me its Chikushodo
>>285849707As expected of (You) schizo
>nooo don't post anime scenes you retard>posted the anime fight himselfI can't stand those DBSpics....toyotaro melted their brain
You'd think people would stop defending Kishimoto's pile of shit after we saw he's literally unable (unwilling?) to draw fights at all.The Hidan Kakuzu battle ended in a moment. Just like every other one. Naruto vs Sasuke was the same.A DB single chapter fight contains more moves and actions to process and dlscuss than Naruto's 4 or 5 chapter fights, the biggest ones. They're bloated with exposition, flashbacks, and an obstination to refuse to show choreography for more than one page before resuming to more meaningless shots.
>>285849670
>>285849700>his choreographyYou mean the anime's kek
>>285849673naruto does this
>>285849342Naruto is inferior in every single way other than maybe some cool looking buddhism aesthetic spreads that DB does not have. You can't copy artistic talent. You can only copy shonen tropes which doesn't really get you far.
>>285849734>say the kishi's choreo is better>someone asks you to show an example>you don't respond>someone asks you again>you show the anime
>>285848417>posts manga pages>>285849514>responds with animeThis has to be Sasjeet. Nobody else would be that retarded.
>>285849670I don't understand he has pairs of the same outfit? This one got destroyed then he has the same one in the next scene then it gets destroyed we have jiraiya buying him shippuden clothes then in boruto the part 1 clothes hang in his office
>>285849840>then in borutoYou retard
This is why dbs is constantly monitored by janitors.
>>285849870what?
>>285849773No i mean the retard who said Toriyama's choreography was lacking comapred to Kishimoto's. It has nothing to do with the anime
>>285849840>he has pairs of the same outfitThat's normal.
>>285849615This make me cry every time
>>285849881Because they call you out when you say dumb shit?
>>285849881Dodging the points proving you wrong wont restore your raped butthole. Kishimoto sucks.
>>285843785So Jiraiya basically made up his own coded language and never bothered to actually share it with anyone?
>>285849933This reminds me of my gay crush on dailyramen. I wish he would come back...
>>285849870reply to my question fagget>>285849920no? what the fuck??
>>285850029>no?It literally is.
https://files.catbox.moe/84u1wv.mp4
>>285849967> Kishimoto sucks because I don't understand anything other than punches and reactions.
>>285850049I know the thread is done for, but save us, Hidansis!
>>285849808I'm pretty unbiased on this, Toriyams and Kishi were both phenomenal weekly artists but the settings are too different for me to really want to make direct comparisons. I appreciate that teen Gohan and Kiba have the same english dub VA
>>285850052Kishimoto refuses to portray movement, back and forth fights, or actually any fight that doesn't devolve into bad exposition dump after 1 page of things happening. He has no idea of how to storyboard manga (despite being a good artist) which is why his panel choice look incoherent and often make no sense. Kishimoto is not a good mangaka and you're putting him against some of the finest that's ever been because you're retarded
>>285849933me too. ;_;
Kishimoto hand drawed the Naruto anime!!
Wow. Bump limit already? Must be Sakon hours.
>>285850104Fuck, I fell asleep. The thread seemed fine when it started>>285844307
>>285850134I called Kishimoto a bad mangaka but I'll certainly agree he's a good artist. He makes good designs, he makes setpieces that make you feel like you've seen a lot. What I'm criticizing is his refusal to actually fill those. He refuses to provide the content.
>>285848417I'm honestly not impressed with this choreography. I prefer strategy and emotion. Or choreography with cool art like Kengan Ashura.
>the obsessor immediately stopped posting after we started to shit on toriyamahmmm.. db is this boring.
>>285849118Calm anon. The shitposter will be gone by tomorrow.
Is Boruto better than DBS?
>>285847786There was a fanfiction like this.
>>285849192...in his dreams as Obito kills his the real Nagato
We should actually have an afterparty thread this time, since this one was rushed to bump limit on purpose
>>285850248No way lmao. DBS sucks ass and it's still better.
>>285850289It's just more of the same shit, what's the point? Jeet this jeet that
>For me, he was truly the God of salvation and the God of manga-Kishimoto on Toriyama's death.
>it was actually sasjeet defending Kishimoto
>>285847667I mean that's kind of the point. Without Sage sensing or muh froggy tongue sensor, Animal can just hide herself and Deva in the chameleon
>>285850303>DBS sucks ass and it's still better.care to explain
>>285850049KEK (the video)
>>285850329did you expect him to shit on his grave or something? kek
>>285848399Because the code is very simple and only works using the first word of each page. So you're extremely limited with the characters you can even use unless, like I said, you wrote the book backwards from the intended first page characters first, and then wrote a plot around them. Which either makes Jiraiya canonically the greatest literary mind of all time, or loyal readers like Kakashi a complete idiot for taking these stories at face value when they are clearly written to be code first and worry about a story second.
>>285850369Boruto's an unfathomably ugly manga. So is the DBS manga but no one cares about Toyo's scribbles.
>>285850331The jeet shits on Kishimoto and defends him to keep up these artificial arguments with himself.
>>285850185Could you at least post a bra pic? This thread is dead anyway.
>Simping and begging for nudesGood god chapter 700 can't come soon enough
>>285850514I'm excited to get into the Boruto daily chapters. The dailies will go at least a couple more years.
>>285850514Fuck you schizo, you're the one who killed this thread prematurely. I'm asking for booba because it's the only way to make it a tiny bit less shitty now.
>>285850211>strategy
>>285850580No one is gonna stay for that little shitposter
>>285850484>>285850586https://files.catbox.moe/ns7dr0.jpgI'll got back to sleep now. Seems like the sensible decision
>>285850289>I want humilation ritual to continue!
>>285850595Circles...!
>>285850595I never said Naruto has good strategy, but Dragon Ball has absolutely none outside of very few circumstances. Typically those involve Piccolo, my goat.
>>285850621It will have more real activity and discussion than the threads you post. Especially gay /nart/ threads
>>285850623Hidan is too autistic to get laid
>>285850623God I wish I was Hidan.
>Sasujeet is trying to create his own Vegeta/Gigi with Sasu/HanaNaruhodo.
>>285850678>the threads you postHuh?>It will have more real activity and discussionI'm sure the sequel no one likes will have lots of that
>>285849805From a movie I haven't watched (non-canon)THerefore, I won.
>>285850682Anon, the only reason I'd ever kick him out of bed would be to have my way with him on the floor
>>285850211Kengan is great but not the same kind of choreography as DB. DB is all about the 3 dimensional shit (funny since the daily just finished a fight with a 3 dimensional wrestler). Vegeta vs Recoome is a better example. And it's consistently as good as that, that's what makes it so impressive. But I wouldn't blame you for being more into "legitimate" martial arts manga like Kengan or Baki.
Umineko is better.
>>285843554>make me read his handwritten draftsEPSTEINriya...
>>285850704Is that Gigi / Bejita thing still being forced in the DBS threads? I never really understood it, but I guess it was just falseflaggers who hated Bejita.I've never really been into DB as a series but it's always an incredible sight to see such untamed schizophrenia mixing ironic and unironic insanity in their threads.
>>285850951>Is that Gigi / Bejita thing still being forced in the DBS threads?Yes, I post it in there every day!
>>285850623Aryan tiddies
>>285847298Can you do one of these with konan ?
>>285851054>REEEE AI AI AI AI LLM LLM LLM LLM LMLM>Um actually I won't call it out at all if it's coom
>>285850951I just checked their thread and it's been up for nearly 3 hours? I thought they hit bump limit crazy fast. Also they don't have a bunch of moe posters / other spammers and it's generally kind of tame unlike a year or so agowtf happened to /dbs/?
Reminder that sasjeet has been outed as the gay porn/scat spammer. He likely is the scat spammer that posts in /dbs/ as well.
>>285851124some months ago there was a huge crackdown on all the shitposting that used to make 90% of /dbs/ with several bans (ip bans?) and now it's a zombie general with still some of the old regular shitposting but nowhere close to what it once was
>>285843554>Last chapter he didn't know pregnant women exist>In this chaper he figured our Jiraiya's message What the fuck? Either keep him smart or retarded for fuck's sake
>>285850289Its a good containment thread. I support it.
>>285850586There's a thing called google you pathetic simp
>>285845082I assume that he wrote the books deliberately to use as a code.He'd just have to remember the first word on each page as a number, which isn't as unthinkable as memorizing the entire book word for word.
>>285851179Oh damn... So they basically shitposted themselves into the ground. Kind of sad actually
>>285851238I'd rather bust a nut to the tits of the girl that keeps humiliating you
>>285851222Trips of truth
>>285851265Who?
>>285845082>>285843763all of that for info that he could've morse coded into the frog so he would tell people
kek I love how sasjeet thinks going>who?>huh?is some kind of high IQ reply instead of just not replying. He is just letting you know he is mad and has no response. What a retard.
>>285843847Am i supposed to recognize this bitch?
Hidansis and Sasjeet is still my favorite crackship. I want her to fuck some sense into him and heal his brown heart with her aryan body.
Guys. Where do kids come from?
>>285851391
Why is it so hard to have one good thread
>>285851399
I am not crazy! I know he samefagged those posts. I knew it was !!OxPFWkMqPXS. Sakon the Jobber. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn’t prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that idiot Anonymous to post my waifu having sex with other men for him. (You) think this is something? (You) think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He’s done worse. That femanon! Are you telling me that a femanon just happens to post in the daily like that? No! He orchestrated it! Sakon! He shitposts without his trip! And I mass-reported him! And I shouldn’t have. I was range-banned from my own board! What was I thinking? He’ll never change. He’ll never change! Ever since he was Anonymous, always the same! Couldn’t keep his hands out of samefagging and falseflagging! But not our Sakon! Couldn’t be precious Sakon! dramaposting them blind! And HE gets to be a beloved poster? What a sick joke! I should’ve stopped him when I had the chance! …And (You), (You) have to stop him! (You)-
>>285851158Now I understand why girls like Akatsuki guys so much
>>285851385Fanfiction is required
>>285851415Ask the schizo
>>285851462Hi archiveschizo>>285851483Good idea why don't you, he's right there >>285851462
>>285851158If kishimoto was straight
The mods really don't touch these godforsaken threads do they
>>285851490The schizo means you sasjeet
Also I like how this was conveniently ignored >>285847905 always pure silence when someone connects the dots
>>285851415Sakon has wed and thurs off. The threads will inevitably be shit.
>>285851526Perhaps you're replying to someone else because I don't care about your namefag
>>285843785She Hoe acute
>>285847872OP are you going to reply to this? How can you explain this one?
>>285851553>your namefagHow hard is it to wrap the damn boxes correctly
>>285851124>wtf happened to /dbs/?Mods are some crazy retarded faggots they deleted my db lore related posts but kept my naruto feet posts in their thread.
>>285850289>>285851222>>285851600
>>285847872>>285851567I mean this should be obvious, anyone with a brain noticed these threads are 60% samefagged by jeetsuke.
>>285851605Why don't you kill yourself
>>285851592Why would they delete on topic feet posting?
I feel bad for this obsessor. I think he was neglected.
>>285845082How the fuck are you so retarded? He is a ninja. He could put some time and effort into arranging certain things a certain way and memorizing them for the purposes of encoding information. It doesn't need to be the whole fucking book but even that is possible with the use of mnemonics. What is retarded about this scenario is that he did not clue in Tsunade on this, or that Konoha either doesn't have or Jiraya doesn't use its encryption technics. What is also retarded is that Jiraya's encryption method is shite since all of the tools of decrypting are widely available to the enemy since he's a popular published author. The only thing being absent is the ta clue which only signifies a particular book
>>285851631>obsessorInteresting that term shows up here used by the OP of these hijacked dailies first >>285847872
293 days more and this nightmare is over
>>285851516They do occasionally but I don't blame them for giving up on the place. It's only 1 thread per day so they don't have to worry about the virus spreading
>>285851640Pain wouldn't remember the numbers anyway
Has boruto surpassed naruto know that its being recognized.https://x.com/al_mavivi/status/2019406494178111661?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet
>>285851605>*dition
horny for naruto uzumaki
>>285851714No it's just shueisha burning more money to save face
How many lives of young people did Kishimoto ruin?
>>285844653You are terribly autistic if you don't see how it would be embarrassing for a 30 year old to read smut out loud in front of bunch of teens or just people in general
sleepy time.
Let me get this straight. This guy: >Hates the "sausjeet"/"warehousejeet"/"insertnameherejeet"But complains about him in every thread and constantly brings him up unprompted? And>Hates these threads But will complain if they don't have enough activity or complain when they have too much activity. But also>never calls out Sakon the faggot or any other non-jeet personalities Wew lad. One might accuse of me of noticing.
>>285851771>One might accuse of me of noticingHas no one told you that's WRONG?!?!
>>285851652>t. Sakon the seetherNobody cares about the "hijack" you constantly whine about lol
Kek he is still dodging directly replying to this >>285847872pathetic
>>285843870>>285844480Thank you BASED OP!
>HijackingLol why is this retard still seething about this
fuark naruto has a beautiful soul
This is getting honestly pathetic
>>285851833Wow so that archive link proves the OP of these threads is the same guy who defends sasjeet and uses the terms obsessor and drama constantly. I wonder how he will refute that.
CAN I GO TO SLEEP NOW???
>>285851898Please sleep
>Ctrl+F "jeet">42 resultsYou need to seriously fucking kill yourself
>>285851898t-thanks.....
>>285851848It's all Sakon had. Please understand. Notice how all the posts calling out his days off go unnoticed
>>285851852
>>285851983We need to start marking the shitty days on a calendar just to see if you're mathematically right on average, then there will be no doubt.
>>285851516>>285851670The main reason why they don't show up is because they only deal with threads they shitpost in. It's the reason why any thread with ACK almost aways gets instent attention and why /dbs/ is basically sterilized now. I think he just baits people and starts mass banning
>>285851882Why are you obsessed with the based OP?
warehousejeet...you've posted kys narutard like 5000 times and the communist dude 5000 more.
>>285851994oh it's you. post more feet.
This guy is really having a meltie over being called out for OBSESSING. Lol. Lmao even.
>>285852008>When the thread's finally over and you can relax for the night
>>285851998You can start with the end of December when the threads got hijacked. That's when they went to shit. When the "obsessor" OP started posting them intentionally early so he could get attention.
You know "obsessor" is referring to the faggot who can't stop bringing up sasukefag even when he's not around, right? Are you trying to turn this term around so they stop calling (You) out for it? It's not working
>sasjeet crashing out over being found out as the hijacker OP with receiptsGood thread
>>285852069Yes. He deflects to his "jeet" whenever he's called out.
This nigga is trying really hard. All over not being the OP anymore...
>>285851472Should it be non-con or enemies to lovers?
>>285852069Obsessor OP is the guy who won't stop saying Obsessor even when he is posting the chapters dumps. He's completely obsessed with Sakon and dailyramen along with an "archive" boogeyman.
>sakon crashing out over being found out as the obsessor OP with his Wed+Thurs days offExcellent thread
>>285844230>>285844498>>285849057>>285849321Are we deadass???
>>285852124>He's completely obsessed with Sakon and dailyramen along with an "archive" boogeymanWeird. I don't see any comments from BASED OP mentioning any of your precious namefaggots lol
>>285852126>Sakon is the guy who hijacked the threads from himselfobsessor OP...
>>285852124>with an "archive" boogeymanYou mean this schizo that definitely doesn't exist? https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/285641123/#q285650087_1https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/285641123/#q285650087_2In fact you can't even click those links, because they don't exist. I pulled them straight out of my ass. Totally a boogieman.
Does the schizo live in india or australia? I've seen some mixed info
>>285852107I almost feel bad for him. But his projecting is somewhat entertaining.
>>285852156Sakon "hijacked" the threads from dailyramen. Idk why you're so upset over his threads getting "hijacked" by BASED OP.
n-naruto-kun?
>>285852167explain the obsessor OP using the exact same language you keep using to defend sasjeet here. you can't explain shit. You'll just deny it.>>285847872
>>285851771Odd how he doesn't want to address this
>>285852207>the obsessor OPDoesn't exist.
>>285852207>obsessor OPHis nametag is Sakon the Jobber. Newfag.
>>285852223kek he won't even try to explain why the hijacker OP started using the term obsessor to attack anyone hating on sasjeet and also attacked sakon himself. Everyone can open these links and see you are a liar.
You should all have passionate hate sex with each other
>>285852237Obsessor OP is the current hijacker of the threads. He is known for saying obsessor constantly. See the first usage of the term in the daily threads by the hijack OP a month ago while he was mid dump here >>285847872
>>285852202Only ontopic post in the past 30 replies
kek he won't even try to explain why the faggot OP started using the term jeet to attack anyone hating on Sakon and also attacked jeet himself. Everyone can read these threads and see you are an obsessor.
The only "obsessor" is the guy who is apparently in love with this "jeet" because we can't have one thread without it being mentioned 50+ times completely unprompted.
>>285852272Why are you so asshurt over "hijack" lol
>>285852043More...more!!!!
I've never seen anyone use the term obsessor before, and while it is technically a word, it reeks of ESL misuse
>>285852297Makes sense that a jeet would be obsessed with another jeet then
>>285852297I've never seen anyone use the term jeet before, and while it isn't even a word, it reeks of ESL misuse
>>285852297It was first coined in these threads by the current ESL hijacker OP who likes to pretend he isn't obviously samefagging
Why is Sakon the Obsessor so obsessed with jeets?
>>285851496
>>285852317Stop doing that, you're not helping our case. You're just chimping out and you're giving Sakon more weapons to bring up his precious archive links later to shit up the place.
>>285852329>hijackerWhy are you so OBSESSED over this? Lol
>>285852339>Sakon hijacked the threads from himselfObsessor OP...that doesn't even make sense.
>>285852343Bruh, who cares? Nobody takes his projection seriously. He does everything he accuses his jeet of doing. It's plain as day.
Obsessor OP...
Good thing hijacker OP (warehousejeet) is totally silent now after dumping and doesn't samefag his threads
>>285852002>based OPLmao
>>285852390Why are you so obsessed?
>>285852420Why do you lie about being the OP?
>>285852373>who cares?If you didn't care about Sakon shitting up the place you wouldn't complain, so simply don't give him more tools to do so. Call him out, but don't play dumb games like copy-pasting his own posts. It's counterproductive.
At this point it's just two people having fun.
I want to fuck Naruto.
>Ctrl+F "jeet">58 results >16 more results since the last count 35 minutes agoPlease take your fucking meds.
>schizosuke still thinks I'm Sakonpathetic obsessed gayjeet
>>285852433Lol. No. I'll call him out however I want. It makes his tactics all the more obvious and highlights his hypocrisy.
Why does this obsessor never call out any namefags? It's very strange.
Lurking in the shadows under veil of nightConstellations of blood pirouetteDancing through the graves of those who stand at my feetDreams of the black throne I keep on repeatA derelict of dark summoned from the ashesThe puppet master congregates all the massesPulling strings twisting minds as blades hitYou want this power? Then come try and take itBeyond the treeFire burnsSecret loveBloodline yearnsDark minds embraceCrimson JoyDoes your dim heartHeal or Destroy?Chorus 3Bury the light deep within!Cast aside there’s no coming home!We’re burning chaos in the wind!Drifting in the ocean all alone![3]
>>285852293
>>285852475Cool, so you're giving him everything he wants and needs to manipulate his dicksuckers (current and future ones) even more to help him keep the threads as unusable as possible. Fucking retard.
>>285852495
>>285829545>>285829843He's actually ignoring and avoiding Hidansis now. Didn't even reply to her. She won
>>285852511
>>285852496Bruh. Juat ignore him. You're actually retarded and ignore the fact these threada are only shit because it's Sakon's day off.
>>285852491Sasori?
>>285852495>>285852511Fat.
>>285851771Still no answer. Hmmmm
Sasukejeet getting piledrived again for being retarded as fuck and unable to explain why these alleged different posters all use the same specific words.
>>285852522Imagine simping on this website
>>285852527>Pack your shit and get out of my compound>And give back that dress, you have no right to wear my clan crest
>>285852522He always ignores you when he loses. He's a bitch.
>>285852527It would be perfect if she barefoot here
>>285852548Can you elaborate on your obsession?
>>285852562I'm not even a simp, it's just fun to see you get btfod
Every day the same shit>He's here!!>No I'm not>Yes you are!!Rinse and repeat. Don't you people get tired?
>>285852580>waaah give the vagina attention or you're btfo'dLol. Dumb simp.
>ctrl+F "obsess">43 matchesObsessorOP...
>>285852580You need to stop pulling this clueless act whenever you're shoved in a corner when it's all over the thread
Someone check the archives to see the last time these threads hit over 600 replies. I bet there's something to notice.
>>285852538thicc
>>285852592You're scared of vaginas. Pussy always makes you lose your mind for some reason
>>285852614Simp
>>285852609The jeet chimps out. It's per the course at this point in these counterfeit threads.
>>285852614They are pretty scary desu
>>285852609whenever the last time obsessorOP was malding I bet
Hidansis stomped so hard I'm a bit embarrassed for jeetsuke
>>285852609It's sakon related. Isn't it?
>>285852390>>285852417>Jeetsuke is still avoiding this.
>>285852589>you peopleIt's one guy. He's been taking these to 750 replies on Christmas too. He has nothing other than Naruto and he'll kill himself after the daily is over
You know. This thread does not look good for Sakon the Obsessor. I think we've really exposed who's been behind all this shitposting...
>>285852631So...last Wednesday or Thursday? That's when he's off work, right?
>>285852633Getting bullied by a stacy must remind him of highschool, poor bastard
>>285852317>No u!This is still somehow considered a good counterargument to your pea-sized brain.
>>285852445Not Sakura...
>>285852658Wow you mean it was actually Sakon who kept saying obsessor after hijacking his own threads? High IQ reversal
Imagine, if the jeet obsessor never showed up in these threads. They would be peak comfy.
>>285852658Nice try. Sakon will always be infinitely more likable than you
>>285852710Kek. Actually made me chuckle. Thanks anon.
>>285852658>Your dirty pajeet ass gets lambasted and outed again for fraud>(You): "S-Sakon lost saar!"How does this switcheroo make sense to you anyway?
>>285844480thanks op.
>>285852629I need me some mean girl vagina
>>285852740You're not beating the allegations obsessor...just try going 1 thread without mentioning "jeet".
>>285852706If Jeetsuke roped in 2023 or even now, all the problems in Naruto threads would disappear "mysteriously".
>The jeet only shits up Sakon’s threads and never his own "hijacked" threads!!>w-what? The Anonymous threads are still shit even though they’re supposed to be his?>uhh uhhhhh….. *desperately checks the archives for """""evidence"""""
>>285852777See>>285852772
>>285852740>no way to refute it>better samefag and thank myself again so that archive post isn't the most replied to post
>>285852777Trips of truth
>>285852783I'm telling you fren, they only happen on certain days of the week. That's why he refuses to acknowledge it. Wed and Thurs, be on the lookout.
>>285852783Because when these threads are called rightfully fake with the evidence to prove it you lose your shit and say it was Sakon or whatever name you can make up on the spot.
>>285852777based trips of truth
Is this really what you want to do with your life?
>>285852811Why are you so obsessed over these threads being posted by Anonymous?
>>285852772You were BIZARRELY absent when the jeet constantly screamed about Dailyramen in threads on both here and /v/ and now going schizo over Sakon, but pop up when the jeet is called out for his same old tricks. You're a very poor detective persona.
>>285852819Why won't this "anonymous" ObsessorOP explain why he samefags in defense of sasjeet?
>>285852842Because you accuse any and all anonymous posts of being this "jeet"
>>285852842Why would anyone entertain your schizophrenia?
>>285852807>frenHijack OP also used this phrase. Interesting.
>>285852870>can’t use any common words now because the jeet might have used them once or twice Are you fucking retarded
>>285852854>Sasjeet bragged about hijacking the threads>Used the term Obsessor while dumping>samefags after dumping calling his critics obsessorsYup yup.
>>285852833Why are you so obsessed, to the point you go on other boards, to constantly whine about this guy? Lol you're not beating the allegations
>>285852880Falseflagging but it won’t matter because Read: >>285852854
>>285852870>did you just use a common 4channel™ term?>REEEEE it's all 1 person!!!!Oh, fren...
Don't mind me, just eating popcorn in the corner
>Schizo will stalk this "jeet" on other completely unrelated boards and claim he’s not obsessed
>>285852899>FalseflaggingThis makes no sense and why are you still this aggressively defensive and protective over a jeet who has said he despises all of you?
>>285852880>criticsOh please, obsessor, it is very obvious you're a singular seething faggot. Who else would care so much about threads being "hijacked"? It is surely a mystery...hmm...
>>285852877>>285852913Your constant samefagging is so fucking annoying. Do you really think we don't notice?
>>285852934>weLol. Is this really how you spend your day's off?
>>285852923Because you’ve pissed me off bringing up this jeet every single damn day so now I’ll go against whatever you say specifically. Enough is enough.
>>285852877>>285852913Not only that, the schizojeet you're fighting to protect used the phrase too. Kek. You're losing the plot, schizojeet.
>>285852948>Because you’ve pissed me offDon't admit to that...that's exactly what he's trying to do. We all know he's the most annoying faggot in these threads, don't let him get under your skin though. Just remember, this is really all he has going in his life. Pointless (You)s.
>>285852947You are all alone and we hate you
>>285852948You'll never make defending a pedophile who wants you dead make sense. Especially when there is loads of evidence that proves that it's him. Sorry, poster who is totally unique and not another samefag lol.
>>285853000>weLol
This is exactly what it would’ve been like if Sasuke returned to the village right after the war
What a trashass thread this turned into
>>285843870>>285844480Thanks fren
>>285853005>a pedophileProof?
>>285853000lmao true. Image him pathetically samefagging and patting his own back while we have the whole thread on our side. He will never know the touch of a real (you)
>>285853014Yes, everyone in these goddamn threads. Nobody can stand you
Do you see what happened again?All discussion stopped and the fuck-ton of posters disappeared when the pajeet is called a faggot.
>>285853031Brought to you by>Days off by Sakon
>>285853021Kek
>>285853036Do you blatantly project or do you try to be subtle about it? It's very obvious all these "jeet" posts are from 1 person. Do better.
>>285853053Maybe because people lose interest in this shit because of your chizophrenic obsession with some Indian? Dumbfuck
>>285853035It has been posted many times you've said this to feign ignorance. This tactic is getting old. You have no motive to defend the jeet so desperately as a different poster.
>>285853036This
>>285853074Can you go 1 day without commenting "jeet"? I don't think you can.
>>285853068All simultaneously? Even when the jeet is chimping out in a separate thread?
>Days off by sasjeetoh wait that's every day
So...why is this guy so upset about Anonymous dumping the chapters?
>>285853091JEET JEET JEET JEET YOU'RE A FUCKING JEET JEETSUKE
>Ctrl+F "Jeet">85 resultsKill yourself. Please. I beg you.
>>285853031I'm amazed and appalled
>>285853054Tsunderejeet...
>>285853110There's only 1 poster who would take it so personally despite said poster hijacking the daily himself. Don't try noticing though.
Are we seriously gonna keep doing this until chapter 700?
You can tell he's really hurt by getting called a jeet.
Looking forward to a normal thread tomorrow >inb4 Sakon goes out of his way to dump the chapter Wouldn't surprise me one bit.
>>285853167And if he doesn’t dump it he’ll spend hours trying to derail it and shit it up as much as possible
Hanabi is a disgusting slut that fucks cloud men. I hate her.
Tsunderejeet-kun, enough with the Sakon obsession already... Move on...
It's amazing how much this "jeet" mindfucked this obsessor. He really stalked him on other boards and made his entire existence in these threads complaining about him. Bravo Sauskefag, you really did a number on this guy.
>>285853152That would really suck, because these threads are being posted at nighttime for me. I just woke up again. So when there's a flood of diarrhea like right now, I don't even get to participate in any discussions before the thread hits bump limit. Makes me sad for all my fellow timezone losers
>>285853202Raikage Vs. Hanabi
>>285853229>Glazing yourself again shamelesslyYou're so pitiful.
>>285853229>He really stalked him on other boardsNot even, he just found some posts that were vaguely similar over some image hash matching one post by this guy and that was enough to convince him that he'd found all his post history on other boards kek
>almost 800 repliesnot targeting anyone in particular but some of you need help
>>285853248At least he's finally admitting those other posts are all him.
>>285853263That makes it even more pathetic lol
>why are you so obsessed>puts jeet in quotation marksThese are supposed to be organic from a different party of posters?
>>285853242Hidansis?
>>285853286Why are you so obsessed over this "jeet"?
>>285853292Are you also meant to be a completely different guy?
>>285853272It's literally just the OP/sasjeet. I took a break for hours and he was still going at it with someone else like I never left. Dude sees Sakon everywhere. Not that I am him *wink*
>>285853286>Ctrl+F "jeet">99 results
You're not beating the allegations obsessor. Nobody will ever care about your jeet as much as you.
He still failed to answer why Hijack OP speaks the same way as him and his other personas.
Imagine stalking anons on other boards and you don't even get the right posts LMAO
>>285853291Ohayo
He still failed to answer why he's so obsessed over a "hijack"
>>285853333You've been replied to several times in the past six months, that it doesn't matter who says what because you accuse every anonymous post of "being the jeet", so no answer will ever satisfy you. Of course you ignore this every time because it doesn't fit your narrative.
>>285853340Good morning
Those 30+ posters who mass reply to pages with witty phrases are still missing I see.
>Another thread jampacked with LLM artificial trafficCouldn't be me, chief
>>285853370Yeah >>285853068
>>285851771It really is confusing
>>285853360So you still don't have an answer. Got it.
what was the point of encrypting the message?
>>285853388Re-read the post you're replying to very carefully.
>>285853360>in the past six monthswhat the fuck are you talking about? He's referring to the hijack OP that started posting at the end of December just a bit over a month ago. The one who took over and gloated dumping his sasuke pictures when Sakon's thread got deleted and then used the term obsessor first in these threads. AKA you
>>285853384Even when >>285853092That's pretty strange.
>SauskefaggotThe OG. Established the early rhythm of shitposting and then disappeared, which somehow made him more influential than when he was actually posting.>ObsessorStill hung up on a long-gone shitposter. Can’t seem to move on, and may be reposting under different guises just to keep that presence alive.>DailyramenGone but not forgotten. Somehow made a “Daily Naruto Thread” happen through pure stubbornness. No clue if he touched grass, ascended, or simply burned out.>SakonA walking drama generator. Cannot resist stirring the pot and needs to be OP like Naruto needs a tragic backstory. Hard to tell where the posting ends and the performance begins.>HijackerCurrent OP, allegedly here for “discussion.” Threads die on arrival. Claims neutrality, radiates vendetta energy. Is he fighting Sakon? The concept of momentum? Himself?
>>285853363Right back at ya! (unless it's nighttime where you're at). I see there's a containment thread, let's hope it stays relatively calm in that one
Nothing matters. None of this matters. Everytime something you disagree with happens or is posted, "it's the jeet".
>>285853395Show the answer, because you've been avoiding it all thread.
He has over 200 IQ
Sasjeet also seems to think he's some unironic 300IQ chessmaster despite having whined multiple times that he's all alone, nobody likes him, etc. which makes all the goofy shit of "rawr, they're pitting you against each other!!!" fall extremely flat (because all of the shitflinging is coming from one single retard arguing with himself)
>>285852913Notice how quirky the jeetsuke thinks he is, another common point he shares with the new OP
>>285853421Once again, you're glazing yourself. Pathetic. Pitiful. Sad. Shameless.
>>285853433Seems really stupid that he wouldn't be hiding his speech pattern while trying to hide his identity. No one is that retarded, that's why your assumption is wrong.
Why are these threads only a shitfest when Sakon dumps or has a day off?
>>285853421>HijackerOPAlso known as Sasukefag or the obsessor. You can see here where he hijacked the threads and started using the term obsessor to attack his critics here >>285852417>>285852390
I wonder if these fuckers also hallucinate Sasukefag in other boards and unrelated threads. Shit's just hilarious to me.
>>285853460Because you literally can't. You're a proven retard who thinks others are dumber than you because, as summed up here >>285853446
>>285853488>you>You're >you???
>>285853475>t. Obsessor
>>285853421I don't see how you can write this without killing yourself from cringe. But I guess you have no sense of honor or shame.
>>285853473very noticeable observation, fren
>>285853499You've already pulled this in this very thread. Proved my point.
>frenniggas still using that even after learning their favorite board was a literal epstein plant
>Too much Larping>Not enough Larping>Too much drama>No drama at all>Too much discussion>Not enough discussion>Too much samefagging>No samefagging to be seen
>>285853501ObsessorOP can't quit using his favorite word and samefagging.>>285847872
>>285853524You've posted this before too.
>>285853529>t. Obsessor
>>285853523nyoooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
>>285853544Has anything changed?
>>285853523Nobody knows what you're talking about, schizo.
>>285853550No, because you haven't left despite hollering that you hate it here.
>>285853429Yes, hoping for a comfy thread. I kinda like seeing you fight with jeetsuke since you do it in a funny way but this thread has made me sick of drama for a while.
How is OP so based? All he does is dump a chapter and he makes this guy seethe and shit his pants all over the thread.
>>285853523And now he's trying to pretend otherwise
>>285853572>you>you???
funny!
>the jeet obsessor is a /pol/tardNot surprising
>>285853578almost as based as Sakon for making tsundere-kun seethe
Imagine spending your days off seething in a "hijacked" thread for over 8 hours.
>>285853587You're doing it again. You must be gassed out from the samefagging.>>285853596And you said something like this before when you were first outed as a jeet and had a mental breakdown over it.
This is officially the longest Naruto thread, surpassing the Sakura piss /nart/ thread. Bravo. You're all fucking retarded.
Kishimoto ruined my fucking life.
>>285853636What 1 motherfucker can accomplish on his day off work
>>285853636Thanks for coming clean, Sasukejeet. You can never hold it together to save your life.
>>285853647You don't have a job (anymore), Jeetsuke.
Did someone say Sakura piss
Frens. OP here, i feel bad for causing this much mental anguish on a user, should we let Sakon go back to dumping so he doesn't have these meltdowns?
>>285853629>8 hoursI just hop on and off to poke fun at a lolcow when I'm bored
>>285853636/a/ will forever remember this moment
>>285853666You'll just spam his threads to bump limit within 4 hours, schizo-kun.
>>285853666Absolutely not. Don't let him have a moment of peace.
Dude is truly still angry about his /dbs/ clone not becoming a thing.
>>285853667Appreciate other anons taking over I can only torture him for a couple hours at a time. He clearly has 24/7
Hilarious how mindbroken this guy is over not being OP
>>285853679Pot, I'd like you to meet Kettle
>>285853705You're the one going ballistic over your threads being called fraudulent.
>Almost 900 Jesus Christ, this is almost sticky tier
>>285853666Calm down Satan. Your reverse psychology is just going to make him off himself.
This is definitely the fastest general on /a/, isn't it?
>>285853712It's literally what you do. People can see the pattern.
>>285853722Uh oh, Sakon is having a meltie again
>>285853666Lol. Fuck that faggot, I enjoy watching him seethe. Just look at this thread, dude is going absolutely mental over a fucking Naruto thread on 4Chins.
>>285853736All from samefagging from a mentally ill jeet with heavy homosexual vibes to him.
I like how people are actually realizing how annoying this guy is (sakon or otherwise, it doesn't matter) despite everyone hating sasukefag regardless.
>>285853723it's also because of how dead /a/ is now. this thread has been on page 10 for hours
>>285853695>Dude is truly still angry about his /dbs/ clone not becoming a thing.Y'know, I kind of wonder if that's part of why getting outed for LLM shit upset him so badly - he might've been planning to try to revive his bootleg general by way of constantly flooding it with fake posts and pretending that they're the most popular threads on the board (e.g. 4stats screencaps), and now that shit's dead in the water because you can verifiably prove that he's just inflating the numbers
>>285853759Holy projections, Batman!
>>285853740>>285853758>>285853760This is what losing the narrative looks like. It's not working, Sasukejeet.
>>285852132Yeah? Duh
>>285853783You just quoted 3 different people, it's really pathetic
>>285853577>this thread has made me sick of drama for a whileUnderstandable. My offer to smash him still stands though, if that would help him blow off some steam. I'll show him a much more fun way to waste this much time>>285853723Almost glad I came back to witness this
>>285853783Owari da...
>>285853759Sakon...
>>285853813Sakon's an open faggot. He won't let you smash. Sorry foid.
Sakon is REALLY trying to push this idea that others are homosexuals like him huh? Feeling lonely? I thought he had a boyfriend. Maybe he already left since being told he has AIDS.
>>285853769Yeah, I believe it. And it was already odd before the reveal that threads about an old series that barely gets new content has this neverending flow of posts while all the other threads on the board don't and the fact 4chan has hit its all time low in user activity. Dude couldn't pick a worser time to bot.
>>285853838>Sakon is REALLY trying to push this idea that others are homosexuals like him huh?Thought I was the only one noticing. He really forced it with the gay rabbit warehouse shit.
>>285853798Ah, yes, Persona 1, Persona 2, and Persona 3. My mistake lol.
They can't ever just suck dick in private. They always have to poke everyone in the ribs and harass them about "being like them".
-1,000,000 izzat
>>285853835Sakon's bi, not that it matters. (You). Me. Insertion. Ya dig?
>>285853740>Sakon-kun no baka! It's not like I like you or anything...
>>285853838You spammed gay porn, talk about how hot Naruto is, called a woman a man, and said you wanted to be molested by some old boomer male in your warehouse job. You're gay as fuck.
>>285853878>Nooooo you can't say "fren" or you're the JEEEEEET>I will spam "izzat" 20 times every thread though and you can't say anything about it or you're the JEEEEEEEEEEET
>>285853880Oh, foolish foid. Guys who hook up with other guys on the regular are not "Bi". I can understand why a vapid idiot like you would be fooled by that though.
>>285853908And the award of most schizophrenic post goes to...
>>285853878>>285853909I still have no idea what Izzat means
/nart/ died like a beaten dog on the street
>900Please fucking shut down this website already>>285853923Neither do I
>>285853924If that were true, you wouldn't constantly bring it up.
>>285853684>India colored hairLost it
>>285853909>Nooooo you can't say "fren" or you're the JEEEEEETliterally WHO said thatI genuinely think you can't even quote the post
>>285853908And the award for the most factual post goes to...
>All this shitshow because one guy liked his waifu too much over a year agoNaruto has the worst fanbase of all manga.
>>285853923>>285853932You do, Jeetsuke. Izzat is the reason you've been shitting up and hijacking the threads nonstop.
>Ctrl+F "jeet">114 resultsWhat the fuck is wrong with you
>>285853956>All this shitshow because one guy liked his waifu too much over a year agoI don't think Ramen's a girl dood
600+ posts ITT are from jeetsuke btw. This guy has a full time job spamming these threads.
>>285853956You've said this too. Damn, you're just scraping the bottom of the barrel. You've ran out of rebuttals.
>>285853972He must have been bullied or something by indians and he vents about it on here. Imagine letting Indians, of all people, live this rent-free in your mind.
>>285853977>>285853988>Immediate copeHanabi broke this board, looks like
600+ posts ITT are from Sakon btw. This guy has a full time obsession spamming these threads on his days off.
Sasukejeet is straight up just copy and pasting shit he's already said. Holy kek. He's steaming.
>be me>22 y/o>working out for 2 years>working construction job too>getting lean af>watch naruto fights before bed>want to fight like a naruto character>try to look for a pedophile snakeman to take me under his wing, couldnt find anyone>plan B is to join a boxing gym>dont want to socialize thoI really just want to punch bags and maybe casually spar, but I want to know how to defend myself in case some normie shithead tries to start anything with me. Should I still go to a boxing gym? My personality is basically like Sasukes.
>>285853911You're totally heterosexual tho, right? And maybe there's still a shred of sanity left inside that empty husk of yours, too. Lemme get inside you and check, big boy
>over 900You'd think there was an actual good chapter posted or something.
It's like he wanted everyone to hate Hanabi, or he's too dumb and got the opposite results he wanted
What the fuck is even this thread
>omg big post number!Is this why you spam so much, schizojeet? You like the high numbers no matter the shit quality you dump out?
The absolute state of this board
>>285854017uhhh hidansis the guys are supposed to go inside the girl parts then pee. You are doing it backwards
>>285854043Its art
>>285854043Sakon survived AIDS therapy
>>285854014funny because his idol is more sociable than he wants to believe. He formed Hebi for the lols didn't even have any real exceptations for them, except Karin healslutting ofc.
If we go over 1000 I'll eat my shoe and timestamp it
>>285854017I'll be honest, I highly doubt you're a woman, and if you are, I really don't care.
>>285854079I've seen her pussy with time stamp and you refused to look
How will Sakon ever recover from this?
>>285854090A pussy? On the internet??? Holy fuck anon, that's such a rare treat!
>>285854070>funny because his idol is more sociable than he wants to believe.Yeah that's something I've noticed too, he tries to be like Sasuke and be "alone" except Sasuke literally spends the majority of his story presence being part of some kind of group by his own choosing, dude has negative media literacy (kind of like all self-inserters, really)
>>285854043The biggest shitshow I've seen in a while>>285854059True, but I just really wanna tickle his prostate with a cattle prod>>285854079I may be a literal foid, but I'm still more of a man than you are
>>285854070>misspelled againit's over for me...
>>285854111you just posted the "Tits or gtfo" copy pasta. She has posted tits and pussy with time stamp and you flipped out like a homo. Make up your mind schizojeet
>>285854115>picOh fuck. Sakon has been here the entire time
>>285854129I was just about to say that. He uses that same reaction pic often.
>>285854127>you flipped out like a homoI'm not Sakon. I don't care about some random girl you simp over. Stop putting pussy on a pedestal, you're pathetic.
>939 repliesHmmmmm I wonder what happened here…
Yet no matter how much evidence against Sakon you post, they always flood the threads with JEET JEETTHE JEEET DID ITJEET POSTED THATHERE'S JEET TALKING ABOUT X
>>285854160She posted it to make you seethe and it clearly worked
>>285854129>>285854151Guarantee he stops using it without his Trip now lol Stop noticing you silly noticers
>>285854182It's not even worth pointing this out to you, but I'm not the jeet you obsess over. I'm just calling out your pathetic behavior. Have you really never seen pussy before? Have you never had a gf send you nudes? Rhetorical questions, but it gives insight for why you're pathetic.
>>285854124please don't bully him too hard he's on the verge of killing himself already
he acts like that pic about the guy talking about what makes sherlock an example of a smart character written by a dumb author
>>285854115Yes and Sasuke's whole character arc is about realizing he was wrong to sever his bonds. It's lie he rejects the character development Sasuke had and only self inserts as his worst qualities in a flanderized exaggeration. He's a fake Sasuke fan.
Remember when sasukefag complained about how little he sleeps thanks to these threads and sakon and/or his goons tried to debate him on the exact timing of his sleep schedule like it was some kind of gotcha? That's the level of pathetic this whole storytime is kek
>Sakon gets outted>But what about my Sauskefag???Really not looking good for you buddy.
>950What the fuck happened here?
>sakon and/or his goonsi'm jirobo btw
>>285854267Sakon and his friends had a schizophrenic breakdown (again)
>>285854267Someone didn't have work today.
>>285854271You fat FUCK
>>285854271Ukon here. Sakon never lets me have the dick for myself.
>comfy Kon chappy>extremely uncomfy thread
>>285854282Stop noticing! jeet jeet jeet
>>285854267thread is funny!
Of course this guy would self insert as the gayest looking of the Sound 4. >>285854293Case in point
>>285854301He self inserted as a female rabbit character from One Piss previously.
>Ctrl+F "Sakon">3 results>Ctrl+F "jeet">127 results
>>285854267First time meeting the Indian Sasukefag? Pic relatedIf you ever wondered why Naruto threads keep getting 700 replies, he's the reason.
So when do we turn that curry music down?
If I had a crush on a guy and went all tsundere on him I'd notice him everywhere too...
>>285854320>Ctrl+F "Sakon">3 resultsUh, anon, i think your ctrl+f might be broken
>>285854325I see you're back to your usual schtick. How desperate are you?
As a lurking outsider that literally just reads the story time and closes the thread it’s almost fascinating to see all of this I mean this is some very genuine mental illness akin to that guy who killed his family over that telltale walking dead girl
>>285854325Probably when the obsessor leaves.
>Ctrl+F "Jeet">0 results>Ctrl+F "warehouse bunny">500 resultsgayjeet...
>>285854325>>285854350270 results on this shit btw. Totally not mentally ill and seething.
>>285843448Absolutely lovely btw
>4chanx filename randomizer
This guy is calling others "obsessors" btw
>>285854379>Guys guys look some dude got banned XDWho gives a fuck holy shit
>>285854379>othersJust you
>>285854115Hell, in the FIRST FUCKING ARC of this story Sasuke literally takes what he thought was going to be a killshot to save his teammate despite how that would nix any attempt to dropkick his asshat older brotherEven when he was watching this shit for the first time, hypothetically, the version of Naruto in his head is way, WAY different than what actually fucking happened, I find it so bizarre that people like these are actually real and not just some elaborate meme character
>>285854218But the way he's whining like a little bitch triggers my sadism paraphilia. I just think that crutches would look good on him. He makes me wanna put air holes in my trunk>>285854294Sorry you have to witness this. Very cute kitties
>>285854394>>285854396>if I reply at the same time from two devices it makes it look like I'm not samefagging!!Literally transparent.
>>285854350>he remembers everytime you said curry musiclmao
>>285854406>from two devicesCouldn't be more correct. Two different people can't post from the same device.
Imagine if you could just be normal and discuss the chapter / the manga / the girls
>>285854405You know what, I have no doubt you could gore FRAILsuke.
Don't know which is more humiliating, being obsessed with some imaginary jeet, or the jeet being real and bullying your faggot ass this hard.
>>285854419>discuss the girlsThe last time someone posted Hanabi he doomed everyone to 3 years of unusable threads
>>285854216I have a girlfriend. But I highly doubt that about you, jeetsuke. It's fun how much pussy makes you lose your mind.
Rajsuke will never find his own Diddymaru
I noticed over all his sasuke larp posts he claimed to be 22 for like 3 years straight. So he's definitely lying about that as well. Such a weirdo
>>285854266Very strange, innit?
Errm... sasukesissies??
>>285854443What's her channel name?
We going for the magic number?
Oh no...
>>285854450can you make orochimaru in a hard hat+brown sasuke? if you are the based guy who made the kangaroo cops edit and the other brown sasuke pics.
What a shitshow
>this is how he spends his days offI thought you said you had a boyfriend? Did he dump you or something?
This was not supposed to happen...
>>285854425I wonder if whiny warehouse whacko's got that kinda skin that turns pink after the first slap. I hope he likes the Calling on Tears Technique, cause I'll teach him how to scream
>>285854419You don't understand, he's saving /a/ by preventing that from happening.
>>285854071You better not disappoint
Gentlemen, we are officially sticky tier
>>285854443You said you're a faggot though? When did you switch to pussy??
we did it red-dit
>>285854568Kek
This is depressingI want to think everyone can make itI have faith in people's ability to grow and changeRajsuke is currently shooting down all of this. I can only accept some "people" are doomed to remain barely sapient subhuman cockroaches
>>285854568Flat FUCK
he really does just nab old pics and gives them autismo filenames each time as part of his OCD tic
Imagine going 1 thread without mentioning "jeet" "sasukefag" "sakon" "warehouse" or whatever else. Just imagine.
>>285854602
I'll never forget how we discovered Sakon was the dramafag we all accused him of being the entire time.
>>285854602Nobody mentions tripfag when he is not here
>*jeetjeetjeet sounds*hrm??
>>285854582>Noooo you can't just name a file!!
WHY THE FUCK IS THIS THREAD STILL ALIVE
>>285854616Yeah, I've noticed that as well. The jeet posts were easily ignored until yesterday as well. Weird how there was a tripfag in yesterday's thread too...very...coincidental.
>>285854639Dead board. Dead internet.
>>285854459He's likely lying about his age. He has a predator-like mentality and possibly general embarrassment where he will claim to be younger than he actually is. Some of his earlier posts will have him claim he's 22, only for a similar post later having him say he's 21.
>1kJesus
>>285854657How bout that chapter?
>>285854602He is the first person to mention these words himself though. He's always stirring up drama about himself just to get (Yous)
>>285854669>ChapterHuh? What are you talking about?
I mean he rants and raves about how he's been obsessed with Naruto for about 20 years, dude's most likely in his 30's and still pretending to be a cartoon character
>>285854639The site is literally bleeding users. That's why it's so goddamn obvious the pajeet is samefagging.
>>285854655Fucking creepy. I bet he is much older. Nothing wrong with being old but creepy to lie about being young.
>>285854580It is FlatFuckFriday
Looking forward to a comfy thread tomorrow!
>>285854700Sakon is probably going to call off work just to dump the chapter. Calling it now.
>>285854700What do you get out of doing this? Genuinely curious. Is it sexual thrill? I doubt it. Is this your only social outlet? Do you have a mental illness? Do you require professional help? This cannot be healthy.
>>285854696My beloved
>>285854700Yes, by our usual hijacking samefagger OP without a name.
>>285854700Me too fren, me too.
*flushing sounds*
>>285854748it's so very sad to know 500+ of these come from the same schizo
>>285854735I hope you know this just exposes how butthurt you are over not being OP.
>>285843808Amegakure is relentlessly comfy city.
>>285854766Are still ignoring the proof in this thread?>inb4 "where?"
>>285854748Realize that realistically we should already be below 20k but this fucking botted ass daily keeps rapeape-sama's traffic numbers up
>>285854727>he wont respondSeriously dude. Why are you doing this? What's the point? Is it sexual after all? Do you masturbate to these threads?
>>285854782It's okay Sakon. Let it out.
>>285843847Newfags might not know but back then a lot of people theorized this chick is Naruto's mom.
>>285854727>>285854787I legitimately don't know what you're asking, weirdo.
Sasukejeet probably malds that he wasn't here when the site actually had more traffic and Naruto threads were full of posters.
>>285854748rajsuke's gonna gush hot steamy tears when 4chinz closes down for good
>>285854814Still never answered why you're so obsessed over this guy
>>285854822Why do you care about the honor of some jeet that's not you and respond to posts addressed to the jeet?
>>285854800You know exactly what I'm talking about. Hundreds of posts per day. 10 hours of posting. A fucking full time job shift just to samefag these threads to death. What's the point of this? Why is your life like this? What would your mother think of this? Were you given life just for this retarded war against random strangers on the internet for cartoon shit?You need help man. Serious help. And growth.
>>285854836>avoids the question Everytime with you. Answer the question, why are you so obsessed over this faggot that nobody cares about or defends.
>>285854818And he won't be able to pull these extreme samefagging stunts on other chans.
>>285854841Holy kek. You're legitimately schizophrenic. Sorry anon. It's not that serious for me.
>>285854405Can you post voice?
>>285854874It's okay, I never expected you to acknowledge the problem and grow up. You can remain a subhuman roach for all I care.
>>285854841>What would your mother think of this?According to one of his r9k blogs, his mother called him a "bum loser nobody" when he dropped out of college and wanted to live as a "nomade" . Kek.
>>285854841Uh oh, Sakon is having an existential crisis over not being OP.
>>285854886>You can remain a subhuman roach for all I care.Oh, I'm sure you'll be here tomorrow to bring your obsession like you do everyday, hypocritical projecting faggot
>>285854858There is no avoiding the question. You get brought up because you make these phony threads and samefag them.
>>285854893This is so fucking sad. It's easy to shit on the jeet but I legitimately feel bad when I see this.Cherish your life everyone. Take care of your loved ones, parents, family. Don't waste your life away fighting Sakon for ownership of Naruto threads or something.
>>285854894His seething is so obvious. OP should really let him take back over, it's getting pathetic
Stop hijacking Sakon threads, this is all he has going for him when he is not being a warehouse bunny
>>285854884https://voca.ro/1eTWBOolpcw3>>285854918Actually, this would be a good thing to say
>>285854918He's a genuine pedophile who also blogged about wanting to hit on high school girls because they were vulnerable and insecure. You shouldn't feel bad for this mess of a "human".
>>285854915>You get brought up because you make these phony threads and samefag themOnly you believe this. Only you bitch about it. Time to move on, none of us care.
