Volume 44: Senjutsu HeirChapter 408: Fukasaku's PropositionPrevious chapter: >>285843440Previous Volume: https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/285406345/Start: https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/274143504
I love my wife Uchiha Sakura
My wife Uchiha Sakura will restore the Uchiha clan
Beautiful mother of Uchiha. I never stopped loving her.
Hy*uga wh*res cannot compare
B&W now
>>285867736If he's revealed in the same chapter, why didn't Kishimoto just say he's black here >>285867510?
>Aftersharty got nuked
It begins.
>>285867736Huh, he's a lot more light skinned in the anime
>>285867526Could she have taken them?
>>285867865My wife Uchiha Sakura would have protected me from that ass whooping.
>>285867909Suigetsu, Karin and Juugo?Yes.Sasuke?Lol.
>>285867909Based on Bee's performance, easily. Cloud ninja just outscale Uchiha at this point in the story.
>>285867598Is it not pretty safe to say that among the six they fought the real one is not among them?
>>285867909I think so. Sasuke's genjutsu would probably be the biggest threat to her. It might stop her from transforming at all. But I'm not sure if he could even trap her in a genjutsu when she's already transformed, so he'd have to get her before that
>>285867819being black isnt a distinguishing feature in the cloud
>>285867510>Any distinguishing features?>He likes to rap and wears sunglasses all day. >He has short dreads and a beard >Thanks, not vague at all, this will be easy
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>>285867844Wonder why
>>285868172>>285867736Arigatou, OP!
>>285867736>>285868157Funny how he looks darker in the colored version.
>>285867384explode, sage mode
>>285868189The thread had the word "edition" in the title. Editions get nuked
>>285867909Maybe. I feel like as much as people clown on amaterasu, it seems really strong on slow, large targets like Bee in his full 8 tails transformation, but I get the feeling that Yugito / 2 tails is pretty agile so maybe she could dodge it. I don't think she had full control / partnership with the 2 tails so idk if it would be able to dispel tsukuyomi like the 8 tails does for Bee.I think with his team backing him up, Sasuke could maybe take her alive.
If this thread is calmer than yesterday, then that gives the accusations some merit about somebody's days off.
>>285868229Factual post
>>285868229Oh, and one more thing:>Posts talking about how hot Naruto is and how he wants to have sex with him blah blah blahThe full hijack thread experince.
>>285868280OP putting the jacking back into hijacking
>>285868247Kek. Wonder why it was up for so long, but now we don't have a containment thread.
>>285867635>Im just going to make them do a clumsy job of am autopsy or I punch them all Jesus Naruto what do you not understand that about that it can't go faster?
>>285867652>>285867674Let's fucking go
>>285868262>the ultimate jeetshart plan in action
>>285867612True
>>285868229Don't forget>Normal anons will ignore all that and just tune in tommorw
>>285867618God Sakura is so obnoxious>HOW DARE YOU WANT RESULTS FAST TO AVENGE YOUR DEAD MENTOR AND DEFEND AGAINST THIS EXISTENTIAL THREAT COMING FOR YOU!! GOD YOU'RE SO ANNOYING
>getting into yet another Sasuke fight when Naruto's last one was KakuzuJesus Christ
>>285868342I like how it hinges on the fact he is so obsessed with Sakon he thinks he has his work schedule and off days plotted out.
>>285868250What if Matatabi is immune to all fire related jutsu? (seeing as its made of fire chakra)
>>285867652Yoda...
>>285868400That's the woman Sasuke loves you are talking about. watch your tone.
>>285868028Around Shikamaru everyone loses half their iq points.
>>285868389Yeah, I'm already exasperated with the guy begging for attention and drama. Not even 100 comments in yet.
Anyone else not care for this meta shitflinging going around with these thread regulars?
>>285868302Pretty sure the mods just didn't notice the title for a while. Let's see how well things go without containment, I'm genuinely curious
>>285867487Juugo with the Akatsuki robe looks an awful lot like Pain.
>>285868491Yes. Goodluck keeping them contained though.
>>285868400That's not what she's saying.
>>285868432>Sasuke's face when she just stands there and tanks it unflinchingly while staring him down
>>285868544Look at her face anon
>86 replies>Ctrl+F "jeet">8 resultsOff to a good start...
>>285868400She's gotten WAY out of line ever since her owner left the village. She needs to be disciplined and our boy Naruto is a little too soft to do it.
>>285867561
>>285868579even funnier coming from a quintessential fedoratipper
>>285868549>It eats the amaterasu
>>285867618Smartkura
>>285867618>one week training Come on Kishi give AT LEAST 1 month. And as much as I love Sennin Mode it really feels like a Hack technique like Super Saiyan that just multiplies your stats...And it really feels like something Naruto could have learned one year before if Jiraya wasnt training Nardo wrong as a joke.
>>285867736ENTER /ourguy/
>>285868432>What if Matatabi is immune to all fire related jutsu? (seeing as its made of fire chakra)Fire itself was burned up by Amaterasu, so probably not.
>>285868729Maybe Kishi could have shown a few flashbacks of the timeskip where Jiraiya had Naruto meditating and shit while Naruto complains and asks what the point of it is only for Jiraiya to be cryptic about it and say it'll help you one dayThat could give a little more standing to Naruto learning it so quickly, that Jiraiya was teaching him the fundamentals all along
>>285868729Naruto needed a stats boost at this point
Would lighting Hidan on fire with amaterasu simply power him up?
>>285867712>THAT BIJUU...
>>285868793Unfortunately by incompetence of the author. Also is it confirmed if Sennin mode and the toad taijutsu gave base Naruto a boost too?
>>285868804No, it would burn him away to nothing, eventually. The ashes would still be alive.
>>285868376Myself, I think AI is nifty.
>>285868887>Also is it confirmed if Sennin mode and the toad taijutsu gave base Naruto a boost too?We see later that regular Naruto is significantly inferior in stats to Yahiko Pain but Sage Mode Naruto is significantly superior. The toad taijutsu he only ever uses once, though.
>>285868405Yeah, but this fight give Sasuke more development, but not in a good way.
>>285868954But did base naruto at least reach kakashi taijutsu level?
>>285868989>But did base naruto at least reach kakashi taijutsu level?I don't think so, at least not with the Sharingan active.
>>285867526>>285867934Not gonna lie, they go fucking hard in Akatsuki robes.
>>285868944Tell me about Kakashi, why does he wear the mask?
>>285867635Biggest difference between sauce and ruto when it comes to sakura is that sasukes looks maker wet while Naruto's ambition and motives make her wet
>>285868376>>285868944Kek'd
>>285868989He did as well as Kakashi against Tendo so I'd say he did.
>>285867461Does anyone feel like this MS design is pure fucking shit?
>>285868944This multi-trillion scam tech has been around for years and it still looks repulsive
>>285867526>>285869041>Jugo is now wearing akatsuki robe on top of a piece of fabric he wrapped around himself instead of a normal tee
>>285867526>>285867934Also interesting is the design nuance in Taka wearing the robes with the "collars" folded outward instead of normally, signifying both a sociological split and a sensibility difference between them and the Akatsuki Proper.
>>285867544>>285867961Pleasant and immersive scenery and perspective
>>285867736Why did Kishimoto have to add blacks to his manga?
>>285869227He didn't "have to". He chose to because black people are cool.
>>285869248Yeah I too love when the 8-tails host is a rapper spitting mad bars
>>285867736ENTER our hero, destroyer of sasukes, rapist of hawks
>>285867575>>285867598what the fuck, this old toad is retardedhow is he meant to train anyone in anything if he can't figure out what "the real one is not among them" means after fighting 6 people all claiming to be some guy
>>285867674>>285867652incoming chapters of nothing happening except sitting on some rock and under waterfall
>>285867618my face buried deep between those
>>285869135Yeah, it sucks and it's way different from all of the other main Mangekyou designs that appeared in the manga (Itachi, Kakashi/Obito, Madara, Izuna, Shisui). Here the usual red iris with a black pattern has been reversed with a black iris having a red pattern over it.
>>285869280I love how he clowns on Sasuke and destroys him while not even taking him seriously. Just spitting raps and fucking around.
Why does Konoha even have a black ops cell when no one knew anything about Pain and Jiraiya had to die for a cryptic message
>>285869312>how is he meant to train anyone in anything if he can't figure out what "the real one is not among them" means after fighting 6 people all claiming to be some guyEverybody is dumb for not figuring it out instantly. At one point, someone (Sakura?) comes up with a crack theory that Konan is the real one.
>>285869135Yes. It's way too try hard. Madara's normal MS is the best in my opinion.
>>285867461>>285869135Why not just settle for one MS design?
Itachi's still the best
>steady stream of shortform LLM dialogue
>>285869531They're cute together
>>285869565Madara's and Obito's feel like the only natural evolutions of the regular sharingan designThe rest looks like fan creations
>>285867736>>285868157ENTER the greatest tailbro
You can tell Rajsuke got furious that his pattern of posting got listed and is trying to correct it (controlling the traffic, which just makes it a bigger telltale sign that it isn't organic).
>>285868552Ok? What about it?
>>285869635They work surprisingly well
>>285868400Funny how Narutofags demand him to be coddled whenever Sakura interacts with him despite the fact that she's right, an autopsy takes time, specially on this cyborg corpse.
>>285869531>Hyuuga "Jinchuriki fixer" Hinata
>>285869565My favorite design is Obito's, but I've come to recognize Itachi's as the most intuitively striking, like triangular slit eyes with a twist. Its simplicity, for which I disregarded it when I was younger, is really one of its biggest strengths. Itachi's design also gets bonus points for resembling black fire, matching the Amaterasu ability.
>>285867736Enter
>>285869565Too many. MS was a mistake.
>>285869350>needs to cheat by getting outside help to break out of genjutsu>needs to transform into his strongest form>needs to use his strongest attack>not taking him seriouslyYou people always crack me up.
>>285869721They do
Guess that anon was correct about Wed and Thursdays lol
>>285869957>You peopleWoah anon. No reason to be like that just because he's black.
>>285869350He clowns on all of them. The aftermath is hilarious. Sauske's crew is barely able to walk away and Bee is just chilling, in his zone, unbothered.
>>285869565Honestly it would've been better if the designs represented the abilities (e,g, Itachi's = Amaterasu, Madara's = Susano'o) instead of being wholly unique for every single individual like snowflakes.
>>285869721I think they would've been friends
>>285869721>>285869969What is even the context for these? Why would Lucky Staruto pair Hinata with Gaara?
>>285870044Those are edits, Hinata was with Tenten in the actual shots.
>>285870058Well what's the context for those? And can you post them?
Real to me
>>285870071They were parodying some old romcoms.
>>285869741>>285869697She's yelling like a bitch at the guy who lost his mentor for wanting to avenge him quicker. He's the one hunted by Pain, not her. Absolute bitch behavior.
>>285868172Thank you for the dump.
>>285867923she would've taken the ass pounding instead. Sasuke would enjoy watching.
>>285870184Grief doesn't give you the right to have things go your way just because you're ignorant.
>>285870071Here's a shot of Gaara in love that is not edited. But the context is that it's just someone else's imaginary scenario, and this Gaara isn't real. The thought of Gaara in love is real though, so to speak
>>285870184An assertive exclamation isn't screaming you mongrel.
>>285868697Deidara is around Itachi's age.
>>285867384ARIGATO, OUR LEADER!
>>285870044they do strongly imply Neji has a thing for Hinata.
>>285870445I thought he died at 19
>>285870350I'm not saying he gets to decide how autopsy happens. I'm saying Sakura makes an absolute Karen face on the page I linked even though she should feel empathy and try to smooth things.
>>285867736FUARK
>>285870536He did.Deidara was 19, Hidan was 22, Itachi was 23, Obito was 31, Kisame was 32, Sasori/Nagato/Konan were all 35, Kakuzu was 91
>>285870559We had an ENTIRE SCENE dedicated to how Naruto shouldn't let his emotions control him 2 chapters ago.
>>285870507It fascinates me that Asian cultures are so right-wing compared to Western cultures that cousin incest is considered equal (if not preferable) to interracial.
>>285870624It was a scene about processing grief. What does that have to do with any of this? Naruto is understandably restless and trying to avenge his mentor. Sakura's Karen rage face is not something a good friend would make.
>>285867384I noticed how Shikamaru has the worst jutsu and the author bends the plot rules for him to win. You really have to be smart to use a jutsu that is as restrictive as his jutsu. But he shouldn't be pulling most of their victories. It's like his power is luck and most of his fights are luck-based.
>>285869565>BaruWho?>FugakuNot canon. Lame design either way.>Indra Fun and simple >IzunaProbably the lamest canon design. >Obito One of the best>MadaraClean and simple >NakaWho?>NaoriWho?>RaiWho?>SasukeIt insists upon itself>ShinPretty lame. >ItachiThe OG. Still one of the best. >ShisuiNot bad, simple and clean>SaradaDon't consider Boruto canon, but it's an okay design>HikariWho?
>>285867652Why didn't the frogs train naruto to achieve sage mode in the 3 years he spent with jiraya?
>>285870686Go back to /dbs/
>>285868054Much more interesting staging and scene composition than DB. You can say that about so many other manga. People should pick up a pen and try composing to understand what I'm talking about. You'll understand more than some lazy YouTuber.
>>285870646I wouldn't say right-wing, just old fashioned or conservative.
>>285870671Sakura doesn't need to walk on eggshells just to protect Naruto's feefees, Jesus christ, him himself doesn't mind that.
>>285870603And wasn't Deidara around 15 when he was forced to join Akatsuki? I find the thought really funny that 30 year old Sasori basically had to deal with a child. I bet Kakuzu feels the same, when you're 91, your 22 year old partner is definitely a baby to you
>>285870674Cute!
Sexo
>>285870728Why didn't Jiraiya train Naruto in chakra natures in the 3 years.Naruto needed to be trained wrong as a joke for plot reasons. If you had 5 Kage summit era Naruto facing off against pre-hebi Sasuke in the tenchi bridge arc the show would have ended right there.
>>285870802I don't care about what the fictional character cares for. I'm stating this is not the behavior of a good friend. This is, in fact, quite objectively the behavior of a nagging Karen.
>>285870811>when you're 91, your 22 year old partner is definitely a baby to youNo kidding. Kakuzu could have great-grandchildren that are Hidan's age.
>>285870802Sakura being selfish and feeling nothing for Naruto is one of the most in-character things in the series. I feel like Kishimoto sprinkled real-world moments into the series that break the “totally normal, talking frog” vibe of the series. Like Sai breaking kayfabe.
>>285870811I made a mistake, Itachi was 21. He was 13 when he entered Akatsuki so Deidara would have been 11 years old. If you consider that Hidan was the last member to be recruited it means Deidara was recruited and made into Sasoris partner when he was a little baby.
>>285867712Mystery nigga
>>285870837Sakura is more love than sex, as is Hinata. Ino and Karin are more sex than love.
>>285870859I like to think Hidan's like the bratty grandson that Kakuzu never had. Not like he'd ever admit it
Hiashi won.
>>285870589this meme has like seven layers to it
question: did kishimoto ever draw a nude person before?
>>285871095Do you care to explicate them? All I can make out is KB giving Sasuke the Broly procedure.
>>285869312Fukasaku was scared of sounding dumb, happens to the best
>>285870646it's more that Japan is so insular and historically so rural that inevitably most people in a village would be of some degree of blood relation. so you ended up having to marry a second or third cousin a lot of the time because that was all that was available. reminder that Neji and Hinata are, from a genetic standpoint, actually half-siblings rather than just cousins. their fathers are identical twins.
>>285870686Based analysis
>>285867598Why did Sakura know that? It would've made more sense for Tsunade to say that.
>>285869565Who are most of these names
>>285871130>Broly Culo>Goku screaming>Sneed's Seed & Feed>Tom & Jerrythere's one or two else in there that I can't remember off the top of my head
>>285870887No wonder Sasori is fed up with Deidara's teen spirit
>>285869565Obito,Itacih, Shisui,Sasuke look bestMadara is probably the worst which is sad since he's prob the best uchiha
>>285867635>"I will avenge pervy sage!"There's something funny about that, like Naruto would start harrassing women.
>>285870536Jup. Deidara was barely old enough to legally post here
>>285871204>Sasuke>Best Condolences on having such shit taste.
>>285867736He's so cool.
>>285871231Never said it was best? it appeals to me and it looks goodBest for me is Itachi's
>>285870728Better late than never I guess. I suppose they were expecting Jiraiya to do it eventually alas...
>>285871231He said Madara is prob the best Uchiha and you complain on his preferences on the Mangekyo?
>>285871184The first two are connected, and where do you gather Sneed and Tom & Jerry? And good luck in finding the remaining one(s).
>>285869531>"Gaara: Naruto, we were waiting for you."
>>285869565I really hate everything about the Mangekyo Sharingan. They give you random powers. The prerequisite for achieving them are stupid, and they're basically given out like candy by the end of the series. Kishi really should have reigned in his tism with the special eyes and kept it to 3 characters, max.
>>285871321The problem is the introduction of more uchihaIt isn't a problem when they were only 2 of em alive and 1 non-uchiha having them
>>285869531Naruto's wives.
>>285871174People with the Mangekyo Sharingan.
>>285871265>you complain on his preferences on the Mangekyo?Yes, because we are only talking about the designs, not the characters themselves. Sauske's design is way too much. It's like he has captchas for eyes.
>>285869565Some of these designs are whack, but the worst ones in terms of the Sharingan's visual logic are those of Indra, Shisui, and Sarada, because they contradict the triangular geometry.
Wait.Why didn’t Itachi warn Sasuke that Orange man isn’t Madara?
>>285867865Me on the left.
>>285871228What 4chan boards would the Akatsuki members post on? I'll start with the easiest one: Konan would post on /po/
>>285870589KEKAROOOO
>>285871417Madara is dead so at this point in time it doesn't matter.
>>285871445Hidan /x/
>>285871445Hidan posts on /x/ becasue /his/ told him to fuck off
>>285871445Obito /e/
>>285871445Kakuzu /biz/ definitely
>>285871347The problem is Kishi couldn't stay consistent. It used to be an achievement just to activate the sharingan. He could have honestly just kept the 3rd tomoe as being a very rare achievement, and only had Madara and Saus aquire MS since they're Indra's reincarnations. Get rid of the silly EMS nonsense.
>>285871500He would stop posting after a few days deeming it a waste of his time
>>285871277they're from the same series but the memes are separate. Goku face predates Broly Culo by over a decadethe specific 'chokeout with butt cheeks' variant was originally a Sneed version. T&J from the actual yell SFX that gets used with it.
>>285871411Indra's makes sense since he's the first offspring of the Rinnegan and his design is closer to that.
>>285871497kekprob posts 24/7 on a rin general
>>285871504This happened because he wanted to keep Kakashi in the story. Without some bullshit power-up, he's pretty useless.
>>285871640with chakra hes OP
>>285871718She could have been Tobi instead
>>285870876I never understood her she was always hot then cold when it comes to naruto you cant say that she hated him like in early part 1.but she showed more care for him as a sibling than a romantic interest.
>>285871738Anyone should have been Tobi instead. The Obito reveal might be one of the worst things in the entire manga.
>>285868229Sasukejeet really wanted this post GONE.
>>285871857Crazy shit.
>>285871640He could've capitalized on him actually knowing a wide array of jutsu, like his namesake implies. That would have been cool.
>>285870853>I care more than the characters themselvesThat's quite pathetic my friend.
>>285867526Name their band name. Hard mode: no Taka.
>>285871926You forgot the naruto feet lust posts
>>285872005Yes Taka
>>285870853>His friends don't banter.
>>285871984I don't "care". I point out. With accuracy mind you.
>>285871496Kek. He'd get banned from /his/
>>285872031Do you know what the word "banter" means?
>>285872005Menace Against Sanity
>>285867598>6 dudes>The real one was not one of them>Maybe it's a 7th dude? I mean there were 6 already, a 7th wouldn't be that farfetched. >Nah, still too unclear
>>285872085Menace 4 Society
>>285869041
>>285872044Define "Karen face".
>>285870902Absolutely not Sakura should be handled roughly
>>285872072It's fine he would be a star on /x/ where there is not a small amount of people who could be easily recruited into the Way of Jashin I can see it now posting pages from some occult book only he has and people reverse searching the images only to find out its new original content.
>>285868400
>>285871445Itachi on /ck/
>>285872328I can't believe she said this. Wtf is her problem?
>>285871445Kisame on /an/
>>285867618>when you find out Sasuke's dicksizeBased Shiho the reassurer, enjoyer of small cocks
>>285872328Ultimate Sakura or Mystic Sakura?
>>285871445Sasori on /toy/
>>285870728Jiraiya wanted Naruto to spec into fox tree but I guess they didn't get that far with it
>>285871445I was curious, so i asked ChatGPT:>Pain (Nagato) — /pol/>Konan — /lit/>Itachi — /lit/ and /a/>Kisame — /fit/>Deidara — /ic/ (or old /art/)>Sasori — /diy/>Hidan — /b/>Kakuzu — /biz/>Zetsu (White) — /x/>Zetsu (Black) — /his/>Tobi (Obito) — /b/ and /a/>Bonus: Orochimaru — /sci/
>>285870839the time skip added nothing to the series, and I feel Kishi only did it "because Dragon Ball did it". there is nothing in Shippuden that requires Naruto be 15 rather than 12. if anything, he makes more sense as a 12 year old than he does as a 15 year old.
>>285869227
>>285872600Obito would use /c/, Konan would use /po/.
>>285870589B-ased
>>285872322Kino. Just wait until he posts selfies of lethal injuries with timestamp, proving his immortality. Maybe some anons would be crazy enough to send him their blood, so he could kill them in a ritual. He'd get really pissed at anyone insulting jashinism though, and it would be super easy to rage-bait him
>>285870728Kishimoto didn't invent sage mode until the Pain arc.
>>285869135I don't care for it, but it being the edgiest design so far certainly suits Sasuke's ow the edge personality
>>285867487>By the way, Sasuke, you can have these fancy uniforms. We happen to have a lot of spare ones since most of the Akatsuki is de- on vacation
>>285872639>the time skip added nothing to the seriesMade Naruto, Sakura, Kakashi, and Sasuke stronger. Also made Naruto more mature.
>>285872600>Yammy Llargo - /b/>Coyote Starrk - /out/>Baraggan Louisenbairn - /his/>Tier Harribel - /fit/>Ulquiorra Cifer -/x/>Nnoitra Gilga - /r9k/>Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez - /b/ and /fit/>Zommari Leroux - /pol/>Szayelaporro Granz - /sci/>Aaroniero Arruruerie - /a/
>>285872817>We're out of nail polish though. Pain took it all again
>>285872680It's AI, you should take it with a grain of salt, but it's still interesting to see what it says.
>>285872825>made Naruto strongerlol he was a certified jobber with worse chakra and emotional control until he got Sage mode (which didn't require him be 15)>Sakurawindow dressing, her one W wasn't even won on merit, she was being puppet controlled by someone else and still needed the opponent to throw at the end>Kakashihe didn't gain any new abilities in Shippuden, simply revealed abilities he already had but didn't use>Sasukeonly acceptable answer
>>285867510He forgot to mention he's black with blond hair and never takes off his sunglasses
>>285871445Probably the most replies I ever got on any post. You guys are legends, you really covered all members
>>285869151It's a really comfy fabric, OK?
>>285869312We go from someone who's best qualities clearly aren't his brain like Jiraiya demonstrating what's effectively a photographic memory and the ability to instantaneously utilize it in a code to this Dora the Explorer bs where a room full of hyper competent people can basically have all of the pieces put together in front of them and STILL can't figure it outWhen kishimoto actually has to show and not tell or when he wants to stir up drama everyone in this series become unbearably inept
>>285872462
>>285867598>Fight six guys claiming to be "Pain">"The real one is not among them">What could it mean?Jiraiya killed himself for this
>>285869558Eye don't know
>>285867438>our clanwut
>>285868400Naruto said they were "goofing around", he deserved a little backlash for disrespecting other people's work
>>285872842Last one>Chrollo Lucilfer — /lit/ and /x/>Feitan Portor — /b/>Phinks Magcub — /fit/>Machi Komacine — /diy/>Nobunaga Hazama - /his/>Franklin Bordeau — /k/>Shalnark — /tech/>Kortopi — /diy/>Pakunoda — /pol/>Bonolenov Ndongo — /x/>Uvogin — /b/>Shizuku Murasaki — /a/and /lit/>Hisoka — Every boardi never knew most the members had full names
>>285869565Byakuganbros, why are we so dull?
I really wanna meet Naruto and i really want all that up my ass and pussy
>>285870686Good taste
>>285872888>lol he was a certified jobberOnly person he lost to was Sasuke. He beat the fake Itachi, didn't lose to Deidara or Orochimaru, beat Kabuto by just roaring at him, and he beat Kakuzu.>with worse chakra and emotional controlHe couldn't do giant rasengan pre-timeskip >she was being puppet controlled by someoneChiyo said Sakura didn't need her support and she stops controlling her later in the fight anyway.>he didn't gain any new abilities in ShippudenKamui
>>285869314Reminds me of Gohan's power-up from just sitting and having an old geezer walk around him.
>>285870507I think Neji would have had crush on Hinata if not for all the bad blood between the main and side branch since the first thing he thought when he saw her was that she was cute
>>285869565It's funny how a lot of these come off as deviantart self inserts
>>285873064Don't look up how Togashi spells their names in romaji
>>285867652>>285867674At last, we will soon have our own Luke Skywalker training under Yoda to avenge Obi-Wan arc, Naruto version!
>>285871417Didn't Itachi refer to him as Madara?
>>285871445>10 minutes after accidentally going to pol
>>285869565Top three:ItachiObitoMadaraHonorary: Fug niggaRest are fan-tier
>>285872639Kishi should have done another timeskip after the Pain invasion
>>285872639Do you really find it viable for 12 year old Naruto to be fighting Pain, mastering the 9 tails, fighting Obito, etc? How would Sasuke leaving to train with Orochimaru/killing Itachi work if there's no timeskip?
>>285872149Dumb four eyes.
>>285872930>Dora the ExplorerKek. Reminded me of one of the few good moments in this daily with the Hidan chapter.
>>285873249>he didn't outright loselol>giant rasenganparlour trick>kamuiit's treated as if he could always do it in part 1, just never saw need to.
>>285871445Took me a while to compile this and it could probably still use improvement:>Pain/n/, /v/, /g/, /o/, /an/, /sci/, /his/, /fa/, /biz/, /x/, and /pol/, plus maybe /a/, /c/, /m/, /pw/, /lit/, and /fit/>Konanobviously /po/, then /n/, /ck/, /lit/, and /fa/, plus maybe /a/, /c/, /cm/ /cgl/, and /v/>Tobi/v/, /g/, /o/, /an/, /sci/, /his/, /fa/, /biz/, /x/, and /pol/, plus maybe /a/, /c/, /m/, /vt/, /co/, /pw/, /lit/, and /fit/>Zetsu/an/, /tg/, /pw/, /sci/, /his/, /out/, /p/, /lit/, /x/, and /pol/, plus maybe /v/>Itachi/an/, /sci/, /his/, /ck/, /lit/, /fa/, and /x/, plus maybe /a/, /c/, /v/, /tg/, /fit/, and /pol/>Kisame/v/, /an/, /pw/, and /fit/, plus maybe /a/, /o/, and /pol/>Hidan/v/, /fa/, /x/, and /pol/, plus maybe /a/, /o/, /pw/, and /fit/>Kakuzuobviously /biz/, plus maybe /v/, /o/, /tg/, and /fit/>Orochimaru/cgl/, /v/, /g/, /an/, /sci/, /his/, /lit/, /fa/, /x/, and /pol/, plus maybe /a/, /cm/, /tg/ and /fit/>Sasori/g/, /o/, /mu/, and /fa/, plus maybe /a/, /c/, /m/, /v/, /tg/, /lit/>Deidara/v/, /pw/, /mu/, and /fa/, plus maybe /a/, /o/, /fit/, and /pol/>all of the above/k/, /xs/, /diy/, and /tra/, plus maybe /tv/, /mu/ and /out/
>>285873268I'm fairly certain that he continued to have a crush on her throughout the series, and his actions in the Chunin exams were at least partially motivated by a desire to force her to quit being a ninja because he was worried she'd just get herself killed. He assumed she would bend to his will without question, and got tilted when she basically told him she can make her own decisions and doesn't need him to protect her.
>>285873343W-why not?
>>285871445Karin /cm/ /r9k/Suigetsu /k/ /b/Jugo /an/ /x/ /fit/
>>285873491how is it really any different than a 15 year old doing it? this is a series where Itachi is a decorated war veteran at 4 and an ultra elite Black Ops ANBU member at 7.
>>285867736Is Bee still a jinchuriki or not in Boruto?
>>285873555To a certain extent I relate a lot to Sasuke, but Not fucking the shit out of Karin is incomprehensible to me.
>>285867461>yotsuki clanLegit first time heard about this wtfAnother Kishi's throwaway development for world building
>>285873573Itachi being that strong at 4 is pants on head retarded no matter what amount of Kishi using Hashirama as a mouth piece. Same with Kakashi being a jounin at Narutos age.Plus the shit they were doing at that age is not at all comparable to what Naruto and co would be doing in Shippuden.I don't care if Itachi is an an anbu or awakened his mangekyo, he couldn't even kill his clan without Obitos help and he'd get bodied by Pain just like Kakashi at 31 did.
>>285869151Which is funny as some Akatsuki don't wear a tee under it.
Yesterday's thread was basically at bump limit by this point in the day. Wild contrast.
>>285873542And how did you come to that conclusion?
>>285873064>Chrollo Lucilfer — /lit/ and /x/No kidding. Chrollo is extremely /lit/-coded.
>>285873506I accept your concession.
>>285873544Quwrof Wrlccywrlir
>>285873602At least Sasghayy being asexual towards Karin is still in-character from p1
>>285872600>>Bonus: Orochimaru — /sci/more like /sci/ and /x/ mix
>>285873711Thanks, I hate it.
>>285873517Idk why you put /a/ on most of them. Itachi and hidan and kisame don't seem like the guys who would at all. maybe kisame watched DB and naruto as a kid but that's it for him. they wouldn't be having anime discussions
>>285873073I've come to wonder whether Hidan was originally conceived to draw a hexagram for his rituals instead of just one triangle.
>>285867674I'm feeling myself needing to prepare for the ENTER we all know will break this board... within 100 days...
>>285873815That's what the word "maybe" is for.
>>285873073Hidan is such a kino character, him being immortal proves his god is actually real. which we got more in depth about that
>>285873829This is a children's manga. Don't bring that symbolism here.
>>285867736Naruto is actually an amazing and respectable way to write and add in black characters. The 2010s forward were full of trite nonsense and Miles Morales type safe black character. Bee is a celebration and true representation of black culture or values or personality. I have no clue how Kishi randomly did something so nuanced fairly well.
Uhhh childrenbros??
>>285872005delicious karin thigh peek
>>285873914Uchiha would be gone within a day
>>285873660because he's implied to have a crush on her when they were little, and after the Chunin exams he becomes openly sweet and caring towards her. Even during his fight with her, he makes it pretty clear that his anger is directed towards the clan in general and her father/his uncle in particular, rather than Hinata herself.
>>285873711Bro it's fucking Welsh
>>285873542Neji never had a crush on hinataquit reading ao3 fanfics man
>>285873906Bleach did it way better. Kubo is probably the GOAT at drawing Black people.
>>285873962He was literally about to kill her, schizo. People get over crushes, he clearly stopped viewing her as cute after all the family drama.
>>285873962Bro, that was when he was 4.>care for herWe don't really see that in the manga until he worries about her losing to pain and nearly dying for Naruto.
Comfy thread. Thanks anons. and mods
Hinata and Neji's bond after the chunin exams is extremely carried by filler and side content.How hackish.
>>285867461>A fearful heart is more likely to cracknah
>>285874425Takes one to know one.
>>285867652>>285867674>>285867696Do what about his father are you not going to mention minato ??? He trained minato is not going to say that naruto will follow in his footsteps?
>>285874425He says that before putting the guy in a genjutsu so if he was fearful or not probably didn't matter.
>>285873693whatever helps you sleep at night
>>285873555Sakura is hotter
>>285874123out of a fit of anger she was defying his expectations of her. >how dare she think for herself, I will beat her until she submitsit's a big part of his character arc that he learns that she isn't an object to be controlled. he got overly emotional, and regretted it afterwards. or are you forgetting that for much of the fight he was using kid gloves with her whilst repeatedly telling her to forfeit?
>>285874492I bet she's more inflammable
>>285873906>>285874086what about Ohkubo, his black characters are pretty cool
>>285874492Yeah right, Karin mogs the fuck out of Sakura.
>>285874684I think you might be gay
>>285871321It was ok when it was a very strong genjutsu
>>285874745Projecting much?
>>285874684Why did you post a plank of wood?
>>285874867>Are there any more uzumakis out there?Probably but likely not a lot of them.>Why Naruto haven't visited uzushio?What for? There's nothing in there when there're other places like that Uzumaki clan shrine Orochimaru got the mask that allowed him to do an Edo Tensei to summon the Hokages.
>>285873914>puts the star of david in the right cornerwhat did kishimoto mean by this
>>285867384I've been keeping an eye on this storytime.I physically own the 54th volume of the Naruto manga.When you make it to #54, I will post pictures of it here... And showcase real-life shots of any of the scenes that people want to see.
>>285874684Yea thats not ugh uhm well thats not a very good comparison.
>>285874964Star of who? It's called a hexagram.
>>285875049Because it never really mattered to him. And clearly none of the other Uzumakis did either.
>>285874534Your headcannon is wild
>>285875053Huh, the only one I own is actually 53. My mother bought it for me years ago knowing nothing about manga / anime other than that I liked it, bless her
>>285869918Most of those are anime-only. The manga canon ones are Itachi, Obito, Izuna, Madara, EMS Madara, Sasuke, Shisui, EMS Sasuke, Shin, and Sarada. Also maybe Indra, but it's unclear if the spiral eye was real or was supposed to be Mangekyou Sharingan.
>>285874684Nice thighs but the rest is eh
>>285875060>has to counter canon with fanartI accept your concession.
>>285875187Nice, I also have #41 and #47 because I was obsessed with the six tails demon Kyuubi design lolI lent a bunch of manga to a friend and I will be getting them all back around April. Very hyped!
That Anon was dead-on about Wednesday and Thursday. Now I know when to avoid this daily. Bless.
>>285874684Karin is very cute with different hairstyle, she cant pull-off the messy Tayuya look as good
>>285875289That's not an argument when she looks worse in the fanart than in the actual manga.
Just a day away from *that* cover.
>>285867510Why wouldn't the Akatsuki have given him this info?
>>285875269>Itachi, Obito, Izuna, Madara, Shisui, Shin, and Sarada.That's still way too many.
>>285867909There is literally no reason to think that Yugito was strong.
>>285875053
Why is Jeetsuke so afraid of THAT post being in the thread? Is it that much of a PR nightmare for these phony threads?
>>285867736We are about to witness the greatest BTFO moment in the entire manga
>>285875289>counter canon>the cannon
>>285875344I got no clue what you're talking about and don't want to look it up
>>285867575>>285867598Jiraiya should have died for better people.
>>285875129find me the page where he says he hates Hinata.
>>285870184Naruto is a fucking moron that doesn't even know how to walk and chew gum at the same time. He has no right or place to be complaining about skilled workers not 'going fast enough' for his pea-brained standards.
>>285875458stupid people tend to not be aware of their stupidity, and also tend to think the world revolves around them.
>>285875377Our hero GODruto, the chosen one...
>>285867736Best Boy
>>285875427>tries to kill Hinata Teehee, he was just showing how much he cares ~
>>285875587so you can't find it, understood.
How was Shiho's chappy so popular
>>285875587
>>285875677What do you want me to find, exactly? Neji actively trying to kill her? >>285875700>noooooo people aren't allowed to change
>>285868230We have to use version of color now
>>285875700Imagine if Hinata died here instead. Would have been kino.
>>285867598Shiho is such a weird character, she got introduced just a few chapters ago with little fanfare and just sorta gets treated like she was always apart of the gang. And considering that I don't remember her at all, I'm pretty sure she disappears not to long from now
>>285875916Why?
>>285875986Editor san had to tell Kishi everyone already wanted Shikamaru with temari.
>>285876140>Naruto has to control his anger again>Kurama takes the opportunity to drop the nice guy act and feed on Naruto's rage>Obito proves his point >Hinata actually serves a purpose Would have been kino
>>285875740this just in, Naruto and Sasuke hated each other in their battle at the Valley of the End
>>285876283>Bro, just double down on Naruto Going evil
if I was a naruto character I would be itachi
>>285867618Why does Sakura have to wear a sleeveless outfit while "on duty"? She looks cuter this way.
>>285867510>And he's... a nig- *faints*
>>285876407But you're alive...
>>285869174What the fuck are you on about?
>>285874684She's like the one girl that might be flatter than Sakura and her hairstyle sucks
>>285875053Volume 54, huh... That's the exact last volume I'll be regularly here for. Konan is the primary reason I'm here at all.
>>285869331>Here the usual red iris with a black pattern has been reversed with a black iris having a red pattern over it.Kishi designed Sasuke's MS with the addition of Itachi's motif in mind. So then how would you redesign Sasuke's EMS?
>>285869135You don't like the star of david shoahringan?
>>285869174That sounds like pretentious and retarded reaching
>>285875318>>285876461>not fucking with sex hairSuit yourselves.
>>285874649He should be fucking aware that that naruto looks similar to jirayas first student.
>>285867652I don't understand, is there really no reason given as to why Jiraiya didn't bring Naruto to this frog during the 3 year time skip to teach him sage mode? Like, no excuse at all? Literally every arc so far in Shippuden could have been solved much faster with sage mode Naruto in it. THIS IS SO FUCKING STUPID AAAARGH
>>285867510>bull horns tattooed on his left cheekwhich left cheek?
>>285876706I heard you the first time.
>>285867837>fuk asuka
>>285876786She looks like a FLCL character here
>>285868172thanks op.
>>285875060NS is nasty.i get the feeling that those two would smell each others farts.
>>285875310I was gone all night Thursday. I didn't get back home until this morning.
>>285867575>>285867598Shikamaru radiates an aura of retardation.Everyone around him needs to be mentally handicapped to make him look smart.
and now rajsuke has lost another narrativefancy that
>>285876407This nigga has AIDs
>claims he wasn't here>knows the comment was directed at himLol. Anyway, nice comfy thread today.
>>285876407You're a slut?
>>285877287People can't read previous posts?
>>285877148I could imagine that since Naruto and sakura are depraved.
>>285869669JUST BEE YOURSELF!
>>285874684I wanna lick her bely button
>>285873914>Konoha is our GREATEST ally
>>285877287That's not even a comment requiring an inference, dude. Who else could he be alluding to other than me after the mess last thread was?
>>285875310Yeah. He's not beating the allegations.
>>285867736>>285868172Thanks, OP. Nice to see the obsessor’s spam finally getting the silence it deserves. Threads are actually healing...let’s hope the resident drama addict doesn’t feel the need to intervene.
>>285877639>the obsessorYou never explained why you and the OP both use this word. Care to answer now?
>>285877468Kishi...
>>285877235He just re-states what he's been outed for doing and hopes there are people gullible enough to fall for it. Predictably, there aren't.
>He still won't answer why they use the same word
>>285877770Your botting and obviously passive agressive posts aren't "comfy". It reeks of insecurity and butthurt.
>>285877770At least it happened when most of us are going to bed. Glad the day was comfy.
>>285877782I miss part 1's art style.
>>285877816>usWhy do all of you disappear automatically every time the schizo has a big meltie and dedicate your time to defending his name when told everyone in the threads to eat shit and die?
>>285875310>>285877770Yeah. I'm fully convinced now. Way too much of a coincidence the shitshow only happens when he shows up, or on the days he's usually off.
>>285877826Opposite is also true
>>285877900
C O M F YOMFY T H R E A D
>>285875700Why did Kishi hate Neji so much?
>>285877149>>285877382Why did you feel the need to post with your Trip? Nobody called you out, nobody asked where you were, seems like you really just want attention. Not beating those allegations buddy.
>>285867736ENTER THE BEST JINCHURIKI>b-but what about nardo...I SAID BEST JINCHURIKI NOT THE NINJA GOD REINCARNATE
>>285877782Naruto just sees Sakura as one of the guys.
>>285867598Was this kishi's way of artificially extending the arc? Or were the readers back then that stupid?
>>285878269I honestly don't remember what I thought about the Pain "secret" when I read it for the first time. The reader doesn't really know why there are multiple rinnegan or the purpose of Nagato being MIA. It's very obvious in hindsight, but at the time, the reader still didn't have enough information to make sense of it all.
>>285877994>not kakasaku
>>285878205That's not Gaara
>>285867561>the real one is not amogusBravo Kishi
>>285873393Kek>>285873555Nice dubs, nice ass>>285873865Absolutely. Though it's a crime Jashin wasn't actually explored in depth, not even in Boruto. Kishi also didn't show off all of Hidan's powers (at least when it comes to his scythe) as he said himself
>>285877149Hi Sakon!
>>285878203>no answerTsk tsk. Such a hypocritical faggot this one.
>>285873829And I've come to wonder why his blood circles are always so flawless. Do you think Deidara and Sasori get jealous that he's such a good artist on accident? He probably draws a perfect circle with his feet, while telling them art is gay to their face or something
I don't care for this attention whore
>>285878580>dubsTrips, actually. Hallelujah
>>285878682good for you
>>285878580>immortal>can still be dismembered>can't reassemble on his own>needs nutrition to stay alivejobber power
>>285871883That would be great. He already broke rules to give Guy a summons, gave Senju mode to people who don't have Senju blood like Sakura, and many other rule breaks. Some of which made one of the biggest revelations in the series seem pretty dumb. Like Itachi committing genocide instead of being manipulated. Kishimoto went edgy and decided to make it look like it was a big brain move.
This daily has brought out the most interesting waifufags
>>285878778>gave Senju mode to people who don't have Senju blood like SakuraHuh?
>>285878729Love that gif. He has many weaknesses, but if he was smarter and stealthier, his power would be too much. Imagine him acquiring blood either in secret, or simply from a bigger distance. The fact he only needs to harm hiself in his rituals means no defense would work for his opponent anymore. He can also cripple the target however he wants without killing them, which is very useful. Sasori has the upper hand in being able to reassemble himself, though he would still die if stabbed through the "heart". The nutrition part doesn't make any sense to me, that part is admittedly very stupid
>>285878794It is implied that only people with senju blood can activate senjutsu mode. Look at how Orochimaru failed and Jiraya also failed to activate it because they obviously didn't have god blood. He retconned it so that it wasn't necessary to have special blood to give Sakura a power boost.
>>285878803Why Hidan? Of all characters? He's pretty lame and his gimmick was one of the dumbest big brain moments for Kishi. Any water jutsu makes his whole ritual null and void.
>>285878830The fuck are you on about? I assume you mean Sage instead or "Senju">KabutoNo Senju blood. >SakuraThe Byakugou seal is not sage mode. >MinatoNot a Senju.
>>285878803Aburame jashinist would be quite broken, sending out tiny mosquitos to collect blood for death ritual.
>>285878872See how he gave Minato (his new wank) and Sakura (the “third” member of Team 7) a power boost. Kabuto was the only one who managed to do so by “realistic” means, with painful surgery. Clearly a retcon.
>>285867526Didn't Jugo only join them because Sasuke had Oro's power? He has no reason to stay anymore.
>>285878938The fuck are you on about, retard?
>>285878979This anon wants to dissect Kishi's shit writing. Unfortunately, you focused on the wrong member.>JugoSticks with Sauske because he is Kimimaro's replacement and the only person who can keep him in check. Jugo always had more allegiance to Kimimaro than he did to Orochimaru. >SuigetsuOnly joined Sauske to collect his swords, and now he's actively working against that by pursuing some pointless side quest. He has the least compelling reason to stick with Sauske.>KarinStupid vagina that wants Sauske's dick. Not compelling or interesting, but i guess it checks out.
>>285878371I had the luxury of watching shippuden for the first time last year. My thought was that Nagato had bodyjacked Yahiko like Orochimaru, or Yahiko had stolen Nagato's Rinnegan. I figured the other Paths were chakra golems or something.
>>285867736>he's black? Gotta talk like Mr. TThanks Viz
>>285878984It was never mentioned that Minato could use those powers, Sakura had no affinity for it whatsoever, and suddenly she can. Kabuto is the only one who makes sense because he took Orochimaru's research. Only now did I realize that Orochimaru only went to the deep end because of his envy of Tsunade and Jiraya. Now I understand his thing with Sasuke. Let's see, he was the most gifted of a trio of prodigies, but suddenly they have the goofy nigga dealing with frog gods and Tsunade being the heir to the ninja god's bloodline. He probably went crazy with envy and invented the curse mark and other shit.
>>285879055he raps and rhymes in Japanese, too.
>>285879090and he also literally says "ya fool" in Japanese>Baka yarro, kono yarro
>>285879036Trio works on a deeper level.>SuigetsuNaruto's goofy behavior.>JuugoNaruto Kyuubi.>KarinIt should be Sakura, but it's also Naruto. Besides being an Uzumaki, she's also crazy about Sasuke to the point of giving her life for him. Like Naruto.It's just gay.
>>285868478>>285877202Usually Shikamaru makes everyone else stupid so he can look smart by figuring it out, but he doesn't even do that in this case, I'm pretty sure Shizune is the one who does
>>285879055That's all Kishi
>>285878843Hey, don't bully him! He's sensitive kek. I dunno man. I'm aware there's better characters around, but Hidan just check a few boxes for me personally. I explained what I like about him in a few texts here>>285600429>Any water jutsu makes his whole ritual null and voidI've been thinking about this a lot too, why does no one ever just destroy the blood circle? if he performs the ritual stealthily this wouldn't be an issue in the first place. Other than that, he'd do good with any (partner's) jutsu or technique that'd protect the circle. Hidan's notoriously cocky and careless in battle, relying heavily on his kunoichi-grampa to put him back together after a nasty brawl. I don't think he was ever designed to work well on his own, he's very much an Akatsuki team player. But he fulfills that role quite well>>285878879That's what I'm talking about! Mosquitos to cover the air, ticks for the ground, and leeches in the water
>>285879061You're retarded. Final (You) unless you come up with something coherent.
>>285879300What's the point of providing a constructive argument when your only retort continues to be "nu-uh retard" ad nauseam?
>>285879396>providing a constructive argumentWhere?
>>285879443>Has anyone else noticedNoooooo, stop noooticing!
>>285867736My FUARKING Hero.
>>285879443You're still doing this, bud?
>>285879443I ain't reading all that shit, keep wondering I guess.
>>285877403Kek what the fuck is wrong with warehousejeet. Look at this depraved shit. Why is it always piss and shit with him?
https://seriesgraph.com/show/31910-naruto-shippdenmy fav episode (343) has a rating of 9.2can someone beat me without cheating? (look up the episode if you don't remember then look up the rating)
>>285880436I rate my fav episode 10/10, other losers scores doesn't matter. I win.
>>285880436>Kakashi gaiden (120) (9.60)GG no reCheck out this pain arc streaks tho
>How do you go out You simply don't.>and avoid all the women, then?When you absolutely need to leave the house, you stay the fuck away from them. I'm talking about crossing to the other street if you see one walking towards you like you would with niggers. Hands in your pockets looking at the wall at all times when using public transport. Do not acknowledge their existence if they're in the same room. If they have the audacity to talk to you you do not respond, LARP as your favorite edgy shonen rival and do not even LOOK at them. Do not give them a single milligram of attention.
>>285880492based 120 is also another coolest guy kino>>285880551lmao i knew what was it as soon as i saw itthe 2 weeks of back to back naruto mecha fillers right after kakashi vs obito kino (375) and juubito "cliff hanger"remember the "golden week holiday" or something, shit used to piss people off
also the mecharuto episodes were an ad for naruto storm revolution i think
>>285880480
>>285880480>Ships his self-insert with Hinata's preteen sister and calls her "my wife".>Argued against the age of consent.>Confessed to posting illegal content.>Made a thread on r9k asking how to hit on high school girls.>Disgusted by girls over the age of 15.The Sasukeshitter is a literal fucking pedophile through and through. This is actually fucked. This is the kind of guy having a vendetta that threads have to deal with.
>>285880436I can't pinpoint a Shippuden episode I especially liked, but in the original series my favourite episode is one of the worst-rated lol. EP192
>>285880765So THAT is why he melted down over Hidansis so hard. Because she's over 18.
>>285880801actually thinking about it more I can, probably 404. which is a 5.4 on that site
>>285880827184* damn website gave me the wrong episode number
>>285878843>Why Hidan?Lmao, jeetsuke's actually getting jealous of Hidan now
>>285881081it's one of the funniest episodes in the series. I also like Laughing Shino and the Kakashi mask episode.
>>285881543They'll get their visa if they manage to get past my sakumo meat grinder unharmed
what would be the least-sexiest animal for a summon contract
>>285881543He wanted to help someone not to use them. It was Jiraiya reclaiming some humanity after being an aggressor to a suffering nation and helping to destabilize it. He also has to be shown to live by the ideals he espouses.
>>285881641>feudal Lord has to sit through a funeral for his comedian dad without laughing to get his inheritance; papa has set up a ton of stuff to try and make him laugh during it. He can appoint someone to attend in his stead>Naruto and Shino are hired to do just that>One of the pranks is a medicine that forces you to laugh, Shino accidentally takes it, forcing Naruto to have to sit through the funeral>an onslaught of comedy hijinks ensue
>>285877148Braap
>>285881791me half an hour ago in the lav
>>285882146We all do.
I just feel extremely disgusted by any female above the age of 15 because I know they're all repulsive unvirgin whores. Just having that simple piece of information in my head makes it easier for me to avoid feeling attracted to them, so I always stay out of trouble.But the more I approach 30 the more I feel that starting to falter. There are times when I feel like I'm not gonna be able to handle not knowing what boobs feel like for much longer. Of course I'm not gonna rape them, I'm still disgusted by used goods, but sometimes it gets so bad I end up in bed for the rest of the day. I miss when I was 18 and I could ignore the female body so easily. desuarchive.org/a/thread/269659078/#269662869OP/Schizuke...
>>285878203I dunno, someone seemed sad I was gone the other day so I let them know where I was.>>285878607I went to bed, dude. It was midnight.
>>285881645Tapeworm or botfly larvae
>The same talking points lazily copied from the previous threads>Wacky phrases>Wacky phrases in all caps>Posters only able to talk about one topic and one topic only, never more than one at once despite chapter replies reaching 30 and up>Everyone sounding the same>Schizo OP getting mad at all this being mentioned and using the term "obsessor" and pretending multiple people say it>And also seething over people he hates while still pretending to be other people >While lusting over scat/feet/piss pictures>AND getting mad at the word jeet being used
>>285882193and what sort of jutsu would they have that could actually work in a story
>>285881661That's a pretty weak argument to abandon a bunch of 10 yo orphans but alright
*throws shuriken at you*
>>285882325Are you writing a story? I'll have to think about it, but the power/jutsu should definitely be parasitic in nature>>285878843Forgot to add: Jessica Rabbit said it besthttps://files.catbox.moe/bzucw5.mp4
who tf reported my posts?? I'll post them again!!! I WANT TO FUCK NARUTO
dead thread.
>>285882528Best Girl.
>>285877148But it makes sense
another decisive jeetsuke L
>>285882181idk about someone being sad you weren't here but I'm at least glad to see you around, ty for all the dumps before you got snipedI'd just ignore the 1 or 2 anons who are fixated with you
>>285867909Easily!
>>285882723I appreciate the previous dumps too. Your commentary while dumping always led to good discussion. I don't blame you if you are uninterested in fighting some loser over posting them at noon
