Volume 44: Senjutsu HeirChapter 409: Senjutsu Heir...!!Previous chapter: >>285867384Previous Volume: https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/285406345/Start: https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/274143504
>>285891130ARIGATO, OUR LEADER!
I love my wife Uchiha Sakura
>>285891176Canon!
And now it's time for OP/Schizosuke to samefag his thread to oblivion. Expect:>The same talking points lazily copied from the previous threads>Wacky phrases>Wacky phrases in all caps>Posters only able to talk about one topic and one topic only, never more than one at once despite chapter replies reaching 30 and up>Everyone sounding the same>Schizo OP getting mad at all this being mentioned and using the term "obsessor" and pretending multiple people say it>And also seething over people he hates while still pretending to be other people >While lusting over scat/feet/piss pictures>AND getting mad at the word jeet being used
>>285891222A month by foot is not that much desu, I tought it was another realm
Why didn't Naruto start his sage training during the timeskip? What the fuck did Jiraiya teach him that was more important?
>>285891176The daily's designated power couple
>>285891222
>>285891336>British food
>>285891368So why doesn't every ninja worth their worth use sage jutsu then?
B&W in a minute
>>285891336EAT THE BUGS
>>285891490>I'm here to capture your semen... with my butt!What did Sasuke mean by this?
>>285891244>He disappeared!Cutekura forgetting about academy jutsu
>>285891490KEKsuke is out to be get btfo
>>285891244They can just reverse summon him at any time? Like, he doesn't even need to allow it, he can just be poofed away?Wait, why didn't they use that on Jiraiya so he wouldn't die?
>>285891292Why didn't Pain launch on assault on Konoha and capture Naruto from the beginning
>>285891368Shouldn't that only be a 1.5x boost, since the energies need to be balanced?
>>285891490Someone distract him with a Hyuuga woman before he goes for the Uchussy
>>285891467Naruto has to die????? :O
>>285891490Oh boy I bet Sasuke's got this in the bag!
>>285891562He was afraid of "that" jutsu
>>285891343To read his porn novels.
>>285891292If pain could destroy konoha by himself there was no reason to wait so long to capture naruto. In fact konan could've grabbed him herself considering all the bullshit we see her do later on.
>>285891562Itachi was protecting it, he assaulted Konoha after he died.
>>285891350Did he really eat the bugs?
>>285891668Pain wasn't aware of Tobi and Itachi's agreement much less Itachi's alignment with the village
>>285891668Why would Itashit have any say in that
>>285873906I really don't understand why you retards are like this. Your obsession with muh representation in fictional media genuinely comes off as narcissistic. You don't see any other race or group of people be so obsessed with being represented in media. Like, you don't see europeans go "man, this magical ninja story from Japan would be so better if it had some slavs representation in it". Not even mexicans screech about wanting their south american culture in Dragon Ball.Seriously, you're so fucking pathetic and obnoxious.
>>285891386That doesn't sound very tasty
>>285891720Because he's useful to them, if they don't he will quit.>>285891701Tobi just has to say "konoha is itachi's assignment, don't interfere".
>>285891701We don't know if he was aware of the former or not. Common sense dictates Tobi would have let him know but it simply was never stated
>>285891769Then just have Pain isolate Naruto away from the village to capture him
>>285891783>We don't know if he was aware of the former or not
>>285891783>>285891818
>>285891818Completely forgot about this, you're right
>>285891490>all Sasuke's Taka team just faces him head on without any attempts to ambush himRemember when this was a story about ninjas? Or how Kakashi called Naruto a retard for doing this exact same thing back in the Land of Waves arc?
>>285891222Why didn't they just keep Naruto hidden there? And tell Pain he's there, he can't easily travel here. One month of training
conclusão
>>285891735Based>>285873906>Bee is a celebration and true representation of black culture or values or personalityWtf are you even on about, lmao. He's supposed to be a parody of how shitty and annoying rap music is. Christ, you're so pretentious and retarded. And you're insecure as fuck for needing "representation" to validate your culture. Fuck off.
>>285891425Isn't this too OP?
>>285891467>>285891610>>285891982
>>285891485Most of them try (and fail) or never establish a contact with summoned animals like the toads, snakes, etc.
>>285892055How did you get the exact opposite of the intention for the character out of it? Bee is meant to be (and is) cool. He always carries whatever scenes he is in hard. The only way I could see you finding him annoying is if you watched the dub or you are just flat out racist.
>>285891485It's supposed to be very difficult, you require large reserves of chakra, so geniuses like Kakashi are physically unable to learn, and Kishi didn't think of it until a few chapters ago.
>>285892055>Wtf are you even on about, lmao. He's supposed to be a parody of how shitty and annoying rap music is.And his design is also very clearly based on a white wrestler.
>>285892077We only see toads and snakes having sage mode too. No other summons like dogs and slugs have it for whatever reason.
Gentlemen. Naruto canonically has good looks.
>>285891735>>285892055Why are you samefagging and trying to race bait?
>>285892166That just makes him even more based. Who doesn't love Hulk Hogan. What's the problem?
>>285892153>Bee is meant to be (and is) cool.One of the very first things said about him is Suigetsu and Karin calling his rapping retarded. Also you're flat out a retard with shit taste if you think he's cool. Either you're a self-insterting black or you're a brown that constantly spams fanart of the cloud ninjas with Hinata.
>>285892194Ah shit I was falling for it. I just love Killer Bee too much. He is my idol.
>>285892194Because you're the one who brought up black representation, you retard?
>>285891190Narsaku was cute at times.
>>285892225Just say you hate him because you are racist to begin with instead of all the lies.
>>285891176>>285867415>>285867500>>285867500>>285867612*hack hack* Guys, she found my IP and posts from there. Don't stick your dick in crazy. SAVE ME, NARUTO *cough, cough* *dies from cringe*
>>285892225NTA but a character can be cool while having a comical side, like Jiraiya.
>>285892285Not wanting forced representation and pandering isn't racism. I don't know why retards like you are here instead of reddit. You genuinely have a double digit IQ.
>>285891190CUTEruto
>>285892292That's what you get for cheating on her with Bee-sama
>>285892292Fake sasuke larper. The real sasukefag loves sakura.
>>285892194Try addressing the points I've made instead of throwing baseless accusations (I'm the first anon btw)
>>285891130>>285891490>>285892035I appreciate your dumps, OP. Your consistency and lack of unnecessary commentary make the discussions much better. Glad to see the chapters going up at noon.
>>285892311You just accused me of being "a brown" for liking him. Just say you are racist instead of all the lies.
>>285891222I can read Katakana, it says Naruto then idk, then Jiraiya. then idk again. Anyone know the rest of contracts?
>>285891980>Why didn't they just keep Naruto hidden there?Danzo planned too
>>285892251>>285892339
>>285891266https://desuarchive.org/a/search/text/And%20now%20it%27s%20time%20for%20OP%2FSchizosuke%20to%20samefag%20his%20thread%20to%20oblivion.%20Expect%3A/
>>285891485Because they don't have the skill or chakra for it retard.
>>285892285Nta but Kidomaru was a much better black character because he felt a lot more like a natural part of the story and the setting. Bee and the kumo ninjas feel a lot more forced since Kishimoto only created them to pander to americans.
>>285891317Why didn't Minato took pregnant Kushina to give birth here? It would be a lot safe for her and the village
Oh my fucking god i want to stick my cock in this niggers ass.
>>285891592>Shouldn't that only be a 1.5x boostNo
>>285892447Bee is infinitely cooler than Kidomaru who was a 1 fight throwaway goon. So you are only racist to Bee cause he is darker or something?
>>285891336>we need lion king audience
>>285892467No one knows
mountain niggers lol
>>285891925>Remember when this was a story about ninjas?No when was that?
>>285892468Now that's the real sasukefag. You know you are the bottom this time though.
>>285891386>SWEETTOOTHruto....
>>285892491Cool is subjectiveAlso Kidomaru has more interesting abilities and he wasn't made to pander to a specific crowd
>>285892265The only times when naruto kept fucking it over does not count.
>>285891407fuark i love so much when he goes -_-
>>285891818even nagato was like "what fucking nonsense i got into"
>>285891490>no plan to take Bee by surprise or anything Kek, are they retarded Why aren't trying to ambush him?
>>285892187
>>285892362Literal, column-by-column translation (right left)監視Kanshi Surveillance / Under watch忍の名Shinobi no na Name of the ninja米切れKome-gire Out of rice / Rice shortage自来也Jiraiya Jiraiya (proper name)すぐにSugu ni Immediately / At onceなるとNaruto Naruto (name)It’s basically a bulletin/notice board listing short notices or tags, something like:SurveillanceNinja name: JiraiyaRice shortageAct immediatelyNaruto
>>285891425W-wait! That's literally star wars moment when Yoda lifted Luke's ship with the force
>>285892585Your AI slop bores me
>>285892447That doesn't look like a Black person, anon.
>>285891980Pain obliterates Konoha and waits in peace to jump Naruto with Konan and Obito helping.
>>285892570There are 4 of them vs 1 guy. It's not like they could lose with those stacked odds. What could go wrong?
>>285892588that's my based n1 anon! also, isnt' minato's name should be here??
>>285891172A slight issue with this arc is they're dumping these big problems off to the teenage cast, why not get Shikamaru's dad for this
>>285891818>as fast and as strong as kcmBased Solo King
>>285892611What race does he look like, then?
>>285892649Mexican, i guess.
>>285891172>>285891190>>285891222>>285891407Why did kishi draw him so cute here bros.
>>285892519Different context retard
>>285892624>they're dumping these big problems off to the teenage castSo like 99% of shonen?
>>285891425>>285891407naruto never learned to just gather energy without much concentration. I would even argue that sage mode is a nerf, it stops him from making clones and requires prep time to effectively use it in combat.
>>285892467There's seriously should be a veto for hokages to have children. No doubt Minato would not have had time for Naruto if he was alive. Naruto himself is a workaholic. Asuma isn't shown close to Hiruzen i even forgor he is his son.
>>285892664Kek, you're delusionalHe's clearly meant to have African levels of dark skin.
>>285892585>first thing fugaku saw after dying
>>285892346Are you really seething over this post >>285882814 from last thread? Enough that you had to post about it in the new one hours later?That's so incredibly weird and petty.
>>285892678
>>285892622Yeah, i don't know.His name would appear as one of the following (depending on how Kishimoto wrote it in that panel):波風ミナト (family + given name)ミナト波風 水門 (kanji form)Not sure why he's not on the scroll. Maybe an actual Nip anon has better knowledge.
>>285891336Bitch, enjoy homemade food, you're going to taste anothee batch only after you get married, brat.
>>285892285>>285892360>>285892491>muh racismI would also call it retarded if it was italians that wanted representation for their culture in Naruto, but for some reason it's always blacks that are obsessed with wanting to be represented in whatever they consume
>>285892709If you say so anon. I've never looked at that character and thought he was Black.
>>285892741That fight started with Tsunade trying to pull a sneak attack on Orochimaru only to be ambushed by a Kabuto hiding nearby.
>>285891818GEE SOLOKINGNO IDEA WHY HE'D DO THAT
>thread is devolving into /pol/shit
>>285892346You’re clearly not bothered by that post from the last thread. Bringing it up again hours later just shows you actually gave it some thought instead of stewing over it. That’s pretty normal, not weird or petty at all.
>>285892760I don't even understand what your argument is. You dislike him because he does a good job of representing black people? Nobody cared about all that stupid racist shit back when Naruto was first releasing. We just all loved how cool A and B were
>>285892796
>>285892811Yeah, someone is thirsty for shitposting, apparently. I don't even know what this discussion is about.
>>285892828>You dislike him because he does a good job of representing black people?I dislike him because he's forced pandering. >We just all loved how cool A and B wereThey literally never scored high in any popularity polls and are only "liked" by self inserters and degenerates spamming their ntr fetish kek
>>285891425Isn't this base Sakura and Tsunade feat? Light work
>>285892811Timmy is upset that his crush got a womb tattoo of B
>>285892624
>>285891244Where is Kakashi. Why is fucking Shikamaru is here but not Kakashi. That's his student leaving to train on a dangerous mountain. That's why sasuke left i would leave too if he were my teacher.
>>285892891>womb tattoo of BBut Sasuke is a man...
>>285892535Sakura liking naruto would be out of character for her hinata was genuine love and care
>>285892811lucky me i use filters so any post not worth reading is hidden.
>>285892906add a stiffy
>>285892906
>>285891190Getting serious /pol vibes from the ninja president obediently bowing "yes sir" to the tiny little gremlin-frog thing hailing from a far away land and riding atop a beast of burden. And then he literally makes naruto eat the bugs lmao>>285891222>>285891244Okay, so why the fuck didn't they use this to get Jiraya out of the hot zone? How can they lose track of what's been happening on a chapter-to-chapter basis like this?>>285891292> lazy-eye pain*sigh*>>285891317>>285891336> You're here because I summoned you.Should have been> ...see that frog over there with the giant 50-ft scorpion summon over there? yeah, I need you to fight that for me. HOW DOES IT FEEL?>>285891368This sounds objectively inferior to "unlimited chakra from kurama"
>>285892887Sage bros...
>>285891490Can't wait for my GOATsuke to beat his ass.
>>285891490Man imagine Bee fucking your wife
>>285891222I don't get it, how can a mountain be hidden through a maze? It's not a cave entrance, it's a fucking massive mountain.
>>285892964Weak bait
My hero Sasuke? Built for Big Bee Cock.
>>285892965>>285892811>american hours
>>285892891Kek, way to prove >>285892225's point.
>>285892958>see that frog over there with the giant 50-ft scorpion summon over there? yeah, I need you to fight that for me. HOW DOES IT FEEL?You bring up a fair point. What would happen if you were summoned while you were taking a shit, or sleeping?
>>285892887This is a very small frog pulling that off. Naruto (and Fukasaku) will do much more impressive stuff later
>>285892690>I would even argue that sage mode is a nerfSmoothbrain moment
>>285892811Kishi made it political
>>285892730>that fake leak of "the last" summary where teen Fugaku liked Kushina but Minato cucked him I 'member.
>>285892887>Isn't this base Sakura and Tsunade feat?Yes. They're strong.
>>285892932Lmao nice wishful thinking
>>285893072>more cucking fantasiesKishimoto pandering to americans really was the worst thing he could've done to this series
>>285892730>>285893072Kneel faggot kneel.
>>285891559Maybe some condition needs to be fulfilled like pulling that giant scroll out but you'll probably say "nuh uh look it happens here another chappy no scroll"
>>285891222A MONTH!?That's like a whole other continent or the other end of the world. It took them 3 days to travel to Sunagakure, or later on when Kishi didn't give a shit anymore several hours to reach the country of lighting from Konoha for the war.
>people itt pretending Bee is a super popular well liked character >when in reality he never scored high in any of the popularity pollsGenuinely hilarious, kek.
I don't understand where did Fugaku vs Minato beef came from. Fugaku is barely a character
>>285893145>That's like a whole other continent or the other end of the worldYeah it's far.
>>285892828>Nobody cared about all that stupid racist shit back when Naruto was first releasing.Nobody cared about Bee either, despite how hard you're trying to delude yourself into thinking otherwise.
>>285893145All of that could fit in Rhode Island, btw.
>>285893161I actually enjoyed his friendship with Naruto. >>when in reality he never scored high in any of the popularity pollsThat's because he is black and not a scrawny little asian dude.
What's with this fanbase's obsession with cuckoldry
>>285892992>>285893114Obsessed
>>285893179He's still stronger than Minato.
>>285893074>>285892887How come slug sage was never discussed or exposed for sakura??
>>285893231It's just happens when americans are active otherwise it's just trolling and nothing serious.
>>285893234Hinata is so lucky
>>285893231it's le ebin funny /dbs/ style shitposting is all
My guess is that Kishi just made Kumo based on the USA and what he knew of their culture.
>>285893246Or even used in battle like the acid.
>>285893234>>285893255Good morning saars
>>285893246Given that as an adult she still doesn't have it, she likely doesn't have the skill for it.
>>285893246This would have been neat.
>>285893234I bet even in his old age he can satisfy Hinata better than Nard ever can
>>285893246Would've made her too similar to Naruto, I guess
>>285893246Because Kishi didn't care
>>285891222You can get there on foot?So it's not in another dimension?
>>285893228Naruto is a real nigga because he hangs with killer B and he did pop a quick verse rapping with him.
>>285893234Hinata's 2nd husband is so handsome.
>>285893296Indian bot
It's canon in my heart
>>285891844Reminder: Hiruzen canonically knows Senjutsu since he knew how to use all Jutsu in the village.
>>285893330>>285893331
Cute kid
>>285893234I can smell the curry from you saaar
>>285893317>You can get there on foot?Can you read?
>>285893306I disagree it wouldn’t have been similar at all if anything it would have redeemed her character because she does not have fox powers.
>>285893354Why is Kidomaru's kid so white?
>>285893234
>>285893246>Sakura>getting anything>>285893266Man the color for the acid makes it look really gross lmao
>>285891292waif alert
>>285893354I like how haggish Sakura looks here.
>>285893381>Sakura>getting anythingShe got the man of her dreams and had a child with him.
>>285893354if Sukuna was dropped into Naruto and now he's Sakura's (or Naruto's?) older brother how'd he fare?
Man the indians are in full force today huh
>>285893246Sakura is barely a character herself she is just a trophy for naruto + fanservice heroine for girls to self-insert to.Sasuke and Naruto's dead parents received more attention than her alive folks. No name clan. >>285893266narm. looks like she is barfing.Otherwise yeah would be cool.
>>285893424>indiansJust one, but yeah
>>285893379>>285893331
I don't understand..sasukejeet changed tactics and started posting cuckporn??
>>285893354>>285893336I thought you said sakura was your wife sasjeet >>285891176What happened ??? Were you having another little compulsive fit of your same fagging again ?
>>285893421>>285892292
>>285891386ANALOGYkichi.
>>285893458What broke him this time? The replies to the last page of the colored dump?
I LOVE FROGS
>>285893422If he's lifted from JJK he's like a mid level Akatsuki member in terms of impressive feats and not scaling to large planet level or whatever. Honestly not too shabby to bolster Konoha's forces, and he has potential to get stronger. I bet he could beat Hidan or Kakuzu.
>>285892535Acting like yourself isn't fucking up. Very telling of you
>>285893458Not him. It's sakurafag being jelly with hinata having a better marriage with naruto hence raikage hinata posts increase
>>285893354Naruto looks like an idiot here.
>>285893422He'd still probably be top 1% strongest in the series eventually, because as he is a genius with cursed energy, he's gonna be ultra talented with Chakra
>>285893354why is everyone brown.
>>285893246When it came to her Kishi barely put any effort/thought into her.
>>285891292What preparations did Konan make you think? She went alone to Konoha territory and set-up the tree?
These threads are different on weekends huh
>>285893354Absolutely disgusting
Why does Raikage make shippers seethe so much anyway
>>285891343>>285891485>>285891559>>285891562>>285891980>>285892467>>285892973>>285893246Because you touch yourself at night.
Even worse sakurafaggot is apperently in his 30's still obsessed over a jap cartoon character having a failed marriage. wastes his time posting cropped cuckporn. he thinks it will do him damage control. just report him.
>>285893502>frogs can>see into the future>use taijutsu >use ninjutsu>use genjutsu>use summoning jutsu>use ninja tools/weaponsWhy did Kishi make them the best summons?
>>285893637You know why
>>285893651Based.
>>285893581>What preparations did Konan make you think?Just the tree
>>285893637because.
>>285893655I thought it was a woman? Even sadder if its a dude doing this.
>>285893422Just makes you think how strong would sakura and narutos kid would be.Perfect chakra control with huge chakra reserves and infinite healing.>Minato 2.0 ???.Its definitely better than boruto and the byakugan
>>285893655I joined this daily around the Hidan & Kakuzu arc, and keep learning of new schizos. How many even are there?
>>285893710I didn't know he made more of these. Kek. >>285893722Theres no guarantee they'd inherit anything. Gotta roll the dice and pray to rng lol
>>285893729>dramafag>sasukefag>one of the sakurafagsThats it. First one samefags like mad.
>>285893661>Why did Kishi make them the best summons?main character used them
>>285893581how old is konan
>>285891292Why does Konan look sad
>>285893787>main character used themBarely. He only uses them in battle like 3-4 times
Fuck I love Minato. It's like Naruto and Itachi had a kid. Post more Minato.
>>285893661He's a frogchad. He probably loved pic related kek
>>285893813I wish Naruto used summons more.
>>285892887Yeah but he's a tiny elderly frog
>>285893729There's like 2. Very attention depraved individuals.
>>285893837Sex with froppy
>>285893842Me too man.>>285893818No spoilers!!!
>>285891755Every now and then it's not bad, wouldn't want mint ice cream every time though
>>285893852I was thinking the same thing!>>285893807Konan doesn't wanna do all this....maybe
>>285892675Naruto is his kid.
>>285891490Jinchuuriki are all jobbers from what we've seen so far so I'm sure Sasuke will have no trouble with this goof
>>285891490Nice chappy
>>285891490Bee's design is pretty cool
>>285893118what happened in this scene. also.how tf did he survivved kyuubi attact. next, how minato handled uchiha coup. i know some poor soula watched all those fillers i require spoonfeeeding.
>>285893908>>285893155grok. make her pregnant and bafefoot.
>>285893548Naruto is an idiot
>>285891386FATruto...
>>285892065Rock Lee can carry like 1000lbs on his little nonpubescent genin legs since early part, powerscaling wise this doesn't seem to inappropriateEven Jirobo could lift boulders already
Naruto and Sasuke love only each other and that makes me very happy!
>>285892649>What race does he look like, then?Okinawan.
>>285891425>Jirobo tier feat
>>285891490KEKsukebros...
>>285892881>I dislike him because he's forced pandering.Do you really think Kishimoto included him to pander to African-American readers? Hidden Cloud is implied to be the Narutoverse America since it is made up of blacks, whites, and American Indians (Ginkaku and Kinkaku).
>>285893992>did he survivved kyuubi attactYes. He split the nine tails in two so Kushina could live.>how minato handled uchiha coupI don't remember. He made some deal with them and eventually Shisui trains Sasuke. He's also somehow a much bigger cunt then in canon.
>>285894025Dawg. Naruto was popular in america so Kishi decided to pander with american character. DONE.
>>28589379735
>>285892887Tsunade and Sakura usually just break things, dunno if they could actually lift that
>>285891490>>285892035Arigatou, OP!
>>285893463Maybe you're just shitposting but you can't possibly believe any of the people you quoted are the real sasukefag
>>285893917>I'm sure Sasuke will have no troubleWell Bee did have to flee lol
>>285894080That may be true of the Cloud-nins but Kidoumaru is just a presumably Asian guy with a tan.
>>285893992Naruto just stopped Pain and saved the village. Minato praises Fugaku for his handling of the police force during the invasion, Fugaku compliments Naruto's strength and regrets fueling the rift between Sasuke and Itachi
>>285894025No use arguing with the retard
>>285894075>That pickek
>>285891735>>285892055>You don't see any other race or group of people be so obsessed with being represented in mediaYou say that like weebs don't always claim that any light-skinned character are actually white.Hell, i've seen arguments that Sakura and Naruto are white because of some meme screencap without source.
>>285894075It's funny how Naruto just gets launched in this scene
>>285894121Meanwhile Sasuke would've died like three times in a 1v1 with him.
>>285894121>Well Bee did have to flee lolIt's unlikely that he had to flee; he may have been pretty low on chakra at the end but should still have been able to finish off Taka if he jumped them. They were done. The best you could say for Sasuke is that Bee forfeited by hiding and leaving, but it was his unnecessary choice.
>>285894096>dunno if they could actually lift thatYou literally posted something Tsunade lifted that is heavier than that statue
>>285894080Killer B is the only one that you can maybe say is based on them. The rest aren't. They're Okinawan.
>>285892166>Designs can only be based on one thing
>>285894173why is there minato and not kakashi? did minato trained them??
>>285894175>had to get help from his tailed beast to break out of genjutsu >1v1
>>285894112>Maybe you're just shitposting>Maybe
>>285892526Why do you care about pandering?
>>285894034There's been a few Jirobo upscales recently
>>285894173Then Sasuke gives Minato the death stare. Relax bro. >>285894194Kakashi was busy. Minato teleported to Naruto t9 stop them.>>285892166I totally forgot about this.
>>285894208Not this again. Meanwhile Sasuke needed to get his MS from Itachi in the first place. So 5v2 by your logic, whatever.
>>285894194Nope Kakashi trains Sasuke to use the Chidori and Minato trains Naruto to use the Rasengan. This filler took advantage of Minato being alive in this reality so they interjected him
>>285894180>but should still have been able to finish off Taka if he jumped themSasuke would just light him on fire again.
>>285894182Naruto is not even popular in japan. the money comes from europe and america.
>>285894255It is popular in Japan just not as popular as One Piece
>>285894255>Naruto is not even popular in japanVery retarded statement.
>>285894175>>285894180Don't even waste your time arguing with that guyHe's either trolling or schizophrenic
>>285894241>not this contradicting me againStopping saying it was a 1v1 then.
>>285894252Sasuke was spent after putting out Amaterasu's flames. Bee should have been able to kill him before Sasuke could target him, especially with surprise.
>>285894272ok. okinawan. kek.
>>285894208>Sauske needed sharingan to put him in genjutsu Wow. Imagine characters using tools in their arsenal to fight in a battle. Bee is the 8-Tails. He dies if you remove him. You always get btfo'd(just like Sauske did against Bee) when you try this conversation. Are you this desperate for (You)s?
>>285893336>LadyGTShe LOST
>>285894267what about dragon ball
>>285894287Concession accepted
>>285894034>>285894019>>285892065>>285894233This is arguably a sub Jirobo-tier feat, actually.
>>285894304What about it.
>>285894283>Sasuke was spent after putting out Amaterasu's flamesThis is the same cope you people use to say that Sasuke shouldn't have any chakra left to summon Manda in the Deidara fight.
>>285894304DB is way more popular in South America
>>285894342what?
>>285894358and?
>>285894373what?
>>285894337>but what about the second meteor?Jirobo mid-diffs
>>285894312that wasn't a concession. I just baited you for reply.
>>285894392huh?
>>285894034>>285894233I remember Jirobo projecting
>>285894255yup. there is a naruto park coming. in france.
>>285894278>IESLB
>>285894358Yea.
>>285894244>>285894239gentlemen. do you feel like retards for watching those fillers?
>>285891490I can't imagine Sasuke losing
>>285894025>>285894182>Muh Okinawan memeBro, look at how Kishi colors him, he even has curly hair and a bigger nose.
>>285894292His sharingan isn't another being like a tailed beast is.
>>285894525I liked it
>>285894540dub or sub?
>>285894528
>>285894563Dub
>>285894525No. I remember loving it.
>>285894576why? drunk? old? weed??
>>285894506Concession accepted.
>>285894590The Shippuden dub is superior
>Chapter has the main character eat Bugs and a black man on screen>Polkeks derail the thread.
>>285891490Nice, I already forgot this fight was coming up. IIRC the anime puts this encounter before Naruto ever goes to frog mountain
>>285894576>>285894605Ok, i'll watch it too ^_^
>>285894615Even worse because the schizo had to reply to a post from the PREVIOUS thread to start this shit.
>>285894565>fight Sasuke won
>>285894645Yea I thought it was a bit later too.
>>285894615You've been told many times that these threads are unsalvageable. The only way is to end them.
>>285894668...because Naruto held back.
>>285894668Naruto fought before and was tired.
>>285894615>he main character eat Bugsi don't understand??!
>>285894533He doesn't look Black anon...I think you might be autistic.
>>285894668Naruto held back in this fight and in their next fight
>>285891818>umm, actually [page from 140 chapters in the future, released years after the issue came up]Why do so many anons think they're smart for posting "gotchas" like this.
One of these days I gotta set up a watch party for the filler or something.
And after mastering his sage mode and defeating the leader of the akatsuki, Naruto Uzumaki can finally match Mark Jirobo in strength feats
>>285894733you lost.
>>285894704>because Naruto held backThis cope again
>>285894534And? What's your point? Sauske had 3 other "beings" helping him and he still got handled.
>>285894754Naruto didn't wanna kill Sasuke you retard so yes he did hold back
>>285894533You Americans are insufferable. Go watch Black Panther or something
>>285894528>>285894565Wait, I'm a dumbass, I didn't realize it was a Bleach reference kek
>>285894727He has the same skin tone as the kumo characters?What? Are his lips not big enough for you?
>>285892992>>285893254>>285892447>>285894768Blud has been seething this whole thread lol
WHAT ELSE SHOULD I WATCH TO EXPERIENCE BROTHERLY BOND LIKE SASUKE AND NARUTO???
>>285891834How does Nagato still have the rinnegan..Maybe only the right eye is missing or my timeline is off
>>285894732>Naruto held backNo.>and in their next fightKurama says if he had delivered all that nature energy he collected Naruto would've died. He wasn't holding back.
>>285894793Only the last one is mine retard.
>>285894792He doesn't look Black, sorry autist.
>>285894812>>285894711Sasuke was fresh after transformation.
>>285894767He wanted to break every bone in his body and force him back to the village. He wasn't holding back.
>>285894735Do you know what kind of shitshow that's going to be?
>>285894754>Tired from fighting all the way there>Straight up was too sad to fight back in the first section of the fight>Never uses clones alongside kurama chakra>No gamabunta>Decided to talk mid fight when he had the upperhand instead of KO-ing Sasuke>Committed to the clash when he could've stalledNaruto has the biggest claim of holding back of all characters that are stated to have done so.Hell, he arguably held more here than in VoTE2.
>>285894812>He wasn't holdin-ACK
>>285894842It'll be great. The filler can get wild and fun.
>>285894735I remember when we wanted to watch naruto from the start but only 3 anons appeared. there are like 6 ip in this thread roflmao.
>>285894768I'm not american.>>285894835Define black.
>>285894836
>>285894798Edo Tensei doesn't care otherwise Itachi wouldn't have eyes either because his were given to Sasuke
sasuke was trying to kill naruto. why would naruto hold back?
>>285894885Damm.
>>285894861
>>285894893what??
>>285894878I'm not talking about the filler, I'm talking about how the posters themselves are going to ruin your little watch party. Just look at the state of these goddamn threads.
>>285894915And Naruto still held back because he wasn't trying to kill Sasuke, retardbro
>>285894903Naruto didn't wanna kill him. So he held back.
Explain why "pandering" is bad without using buzzwords or sounding like a sperg.
Naruto won. Sasuke lost. End of discussion.
>>285894898>Itachi wouldn't have eyes either because his were given to SasukeOnly Itachi's corpse had it's eyes removed not his soul's eyes.
>>285894922She's dead btw. >>285894949But enough about the wife subject.
>>285894935Haha....well....guess we'll see...
>>285892687We still had experienced adult shinobi active in part 1 but Tsunade really likes surrounding herself with middle-high schoolers
>>285894936>had to use his strongest attack ever or he would've died>h-he was totally holding backJust stop.
WHAT'S WRONG WITH EATING BUGS THEY ARE FROGS THEY EAT BUGS
Sasuke lost to a Naruto who had been fighting the Edo Tensei Jinchuriki, Obito, Madara, the Ten Tails and Kaguya exhaustively and who had distributed his chakra to the Allied Forces lol Sasuke took some of Naruto's chakra for himself and still fucking lost lol God Sasuke fucking sucks
>>285892950
>>285895006how do sasukeks defend this
>>285894903>no taijuu kage bunshin>no summoning>no one thousand years>only powers up when gay sauce doesholding back
>>285894940Sasuke didn't want to kill him either.
>>285893099Cloud ninjas are so cool
>>285895010post the other sakuracks
Fuck I hate perverts and pervert jokes. I don't care about jiraiya's death. fuck him i hate him .
>>285895006Give him a week to figure out the Rinnegan first, you wouldn't last 7 seconds.
>>285895006Sasuke had been fighting Perfect Sage Kabuto, Obito, Madara, Ten Tails, and Kaguya.
>>285894889>Define blackthe color you get when no visible light is reflected to your eyes
>>285895053hinata...
>>285895006He also used enhanced Chidori while Naruto only used a base rasengan. Sasukek lost....
>>285893807
>>285895041>Sasuke didn't want t-ACK
>>285895079Then Kidomaru fits.
Fuck I love perverts and pervert jokes. I do care about jiraiya's death. bless him i love him .
>>285895031>no taijuu kage bunshinThey'd job just like on the rooftop>no summoningGamabunta wouldn't have helped him fight some gennin.>only powers up when gay sauce doesHe had to powerup just to fight base Sasuke.
>>285895041>If Sasuke stabbed Naruto he'd heal>If Naruto stabbed Sasuke he'd be 6 feet underAnon...
feet.
What was the most powerful opponent Naruto beat without pressing the tard rage button and going 4+ tails? Kakuzu?
>>285895111Fits what? He's brown.
>>285895006>jobs to BASE NarutoSo fucking shameful. Even worse than Baseruto jobbing to Sasuke in VOTE1
>>285895093Holy shit, Sasukek is an embarrassment
>>285895107>posts someone that earilerOk? What I posted was their last attack where neither wanted to kill the other and Jobruto STILL lost.>>285895137>If Sasuke stabbed Naruto he'd healRight just like Naruto instantly healed when he woke up and didn't have spend weeks in the hospital...oh wait!
>>285895170So are B, A, Dekai, Omoi and Darui.
>>285895183>posts someone that earilerHoly IESLB
>>285895093>base rasengan...amped with Kurama's chakra.
>>285895183>Right just like Naruto instantly healed when he woke up and didn't have spend weeks in the hospital...oh wait!That was from Kurama's own chakra and not Sasuke's attacks lol.
>>285895166That was a 1v7 tardrutoAnd the guy was on deaths door when you arrived
>>285894082hag...sex....
imma chill
>>285895191>no arugmentYup, you lost (like nart did).>>285895214>That was from Kurama's own chakraHoly cope. All Kurama's chakra did was make one of Naruto arm's numb and that's it. Jiraiya even says Naruto's injuries were because of Sasuke.
>>285894075
>>285895218*lego guy gif*
>>285894955Madara had fake zombie Rinnegan right up to his revival, then they crumbled away because his eyes were still alive.
>>285894075>He's also somehow a much bigger cunt then in canon.who, minato?
>>285893807Nothing to be happy about
oof.
>>285895281>Naruto healed an entire lung>But Sasuke's claws? He can't heal from that!Do you understand how idiotic you sound?
>Almost 500 in 3 hoursWe are definitely the fastest general on /a/
thread? funny!
>>285895320
Why did Tobi cut his hair
>>285894181I cant remember exactly how she gets ahold of the frog knife but my memory is saying it got thrown up in the air and she simply redirects it instead of lifting it, though I'm not certain on that
What was the context
>>285895357it would be harder for people to guess he's obito
>>285895209Nope. Thats just base rasengan. Sasukek couldn't keep going. GODRUTO was willing to FIGHT ON.
This is the most idiotic character war I've seen in a long time. It's like implying Vegeta was ever more powerful than Goku when it's pretty explicit that was never the case beyond their first fight.
>>285895350Jiraiya did not see Naruto regen a lung
>Naruto, please, KISS MY WIFE!!!
>>285895368>I cant remember exactly how she gets ahold of the frog knifeShe picked it up
>>285895397Yea
>>285895350Sasuke forced Naruto to go one tail and was the solo reason that mission even happened.
>>285895397Bejita and Goku's relationship is based on mutual respect. Naruto and Sasuke feel like some toddlers throwing sand at each other.
>>285895422Why would Naruto kiss Hanabi
>>285895415He knows he can regen. His regen doesn't work when he uses up his chakra and the chakra from kurama he has access to. That's why Naruto skin didn't instantly regen after going 4-tails, or why Naruto's arm didn't regen after he lost it.
>>285895455>Sasuke forced Naruto to go one tailAnd Jobruto still lost kek.
>>285894487Sakon and Tayuya are actually concerned for him here, "One of should have stayed behind to help"The main reason Jirobo gets left on his own is because he happened to be the one to take initiative and subdue the entire leaf squad
>>285895186Anon. You're not convincing anyone, just take the L and move on.
>>285895492>uses up all his chakraKurama never ran out of chakra in part 1.
can't wait...
>>285895552thats a piece of chakra. how did naruto make contact let alone hurt it?
sasukepoopjeetpoopstreet got gaped and raped extra hard today
>>285895524You mean i'm not convincing (You), because all the storytimes and this daily showed that Kidomaru being a former kumo nin is a popular headcanon here.
>>285895536There's a limit to the amount of Kurama's chakra has access to because of the seal. And he can use it up.
kill jiraiya
>>285895391This shit is gay as hell
>>285895619compliment
>>285895492>Sasuke stabs Naruto there>Kurama is forced to give Naruto even more chakra to keep him alive>Sasuke's FW Naruto grows another tail:
>>285891562>>285891655They can't actually seal the Nine-Tails until the other Biju are sealed, it has to be lastMadara didn't assign Pain to capture Naruto until just recently
>>285895584>Kidomaru being a former kumo nin is a popular headcanon hereThis thread is the first I've seen or heard of it. Nobody agrees with you, sorry your headcannon isn't accepted. Take the L buddy.
>>285895610Nothing implys Kurama couldn't have given Naruto more chakra if Sasuke wasn't so wasted after the clash.
>>285895641>Sasuke stabs Naruto there>Naruto diesYup.
>>285894533She's so pretty
>>285895654Okay so just capture Naruto and keep him imprisoned in Tobi's dimension or something until they collect all the other Biju
So why is everyone still fighting each other ITT if sasukefag isn't here
>>285895691But then the manga would end
>>285895656Newfag...i...
>>285895614>concept of jiraiya reading him porn as bedtime story
Is there anything you fags will agree on, or do you just disagree because that brings you joy?
>>285895706I see you finally took the L. Goodjob.
>>285895677We already saw in the Gaara fight that Naruto can run out of Kurama's chakra. Again the amount of chakra that can some threw the seal is limited.
>>285895681Naruto only ran out of chakra after the clash and not during it.So he'd heal it anyway and at worst have a scar on his chest after that arc.
>>285893246No shes to spoiled to have sage powers.You got be born a senjew or be like minato in order to pull those attributes.
>>285894982CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN IT'S MY NAP TIME ALREADY MY MOMMY WILL GET MAD HELP
>>285895747>Naruto only ran out of chakra after the clashAfter Sasuke spared him yeah.
>>285895726Naruto is making assumptions here, kurama doesn't have any reason to give him more chakra now that Gaara can't kill Naruto.
>>285894837AIIIEEE KURAMA PLEASE BREAK SASUKES BONES
>No schizos>But thread is still shitAre we ready to admit Naruto fans themselves are the problem with this series on top of namefags?
>>285893281>>285893290>>285893308>>285893306>>285893381Not even a valid explanation has been given’s as to why this could have been a possibility.
>>285895773He still would not have died from the stab.
>>285895787>Naruto is making assumptions hereYou're coping hard. Naruto couldn't even walk after he punched Gaara. He was out of any chakra he could use.
>>285895800>Not even a valid explanation has been given’s as to why this could have been a possibility.She doesn't have the skill for it. That's the explanation. Get over it pinktard.
>>285895719Hot.
Aaand... Bump limit. 3 hours and a half. Congrats on another terrible thread.
>>285895577>how did naruto make contact let alone hurt it?play pretend from minato.
>>285895806Sasuke was aiming for his heart. It would've killed him.
CAN I GO TO SLEEP NOW???!
>>285891176Sasuke is so lucky
>>285895807Kurama didn't have any reason to give Naruto more chakra.You're making it seem like being a jinchuriki is even more dogshit than how Part 2 portrays them.
>>285894955>soul's eyesWhat
>>285895831Why does people discussing the series always make you so mad?
>>285895520Huh, that's actually a good catch. They have Sasuke already and none of the genin have caught up to them yet. They don't need Jirobo at all to finish their mission of delivering the emo to Oro, but here they are worried about him and masking it with their usual bad manners. It reminds me a bit of how some anons theorized that Sakon was actually a decent leader and just had complete faith in each members abilities since both he and Tayuya couldn't even consider Kidomaru losing after getting ambushed by the rest of the SRA squad.
>>285895850That's not where the heart it.
Just got here and you sickos already reached bumper?See you tomorrow in Sasuke buck breaking chappy I guess.
>>285895552I actually prefer generation game version where he hugged him. wholesome, but kinda gay
>>285895861>Kurama didn't have any reason to give Naruto more chakra.He couldn't give him more because there is limit to how much he can give him. That's why Naruto literally says he's out of chakra.
>>285895120Baste
pregnant women sexo
>>285895920>no bushyawn
>>285895831Why are you here?
>>285895872People have souls in this series. Character's souls are unaffected by what happens their corpses.
>>285895722Retard>Oh but 37 is a small number!I'm sorry this isn't spammed every thread so little ADHD anon can remember.
>>285895873>peopleJust (You), sasukejeet. You're the only one "discussing the series" (read: samefagging and replying to yourself)
Should we dump the next chapter?
>>285895984Start your own daily from chapter 1 why not?!
>>285895886>burger education
>>285895896>Rin>With a halo
>>285895978So you posted your headcannon 37 times? Sorry nobody agrees with you.
>>285895958To call (You) out on everything you do, sasukejeet.
>>285895982Huh?
>>285895959yup
>>285895997>the heart covers the whole chest area
>>285895430Post the panel where she picks it
>>285896022WAHT?!
This poor obsessor really can't handle being ignored lol
EEEEHHHH??
>>285896002Bet you don't even remember Anko having a crush on Obito, Sage mode enhancing IQ or the icebergs.
>SOON WE WILL GET CHAPTERS WITH NARUTO TRAINING IN HIS UNDERWEARI CAN'T WAIT!!!! ALREADY MASTURBATING
>>285896060That is the panel where she picks it up you fucking retard. Why can't you just admit you were wrong?
Raikage won
Hiashi won.
>>285896022>Playing dumb againClassic Jeetsuke
Naruto won. Naruto's fat butt.
>>285896056
wish me goodnight.
>>285896060>>285895430>>285896113Not him, but this is the last time we see the knife prior to Tsunade picking it up to stab into Manda.
>>285895422
>>285896147I hope you have nightmares.
>>285896141Sasuke's jab wasn't in the center
>>285896097What does any of that have to do with your unacceptable headcannon?
>Forces thread into bump limit with pointless discussion>Continues shitting up the thread after the factWhat is the jeet's endgame?
>>285896160
>>285896168He literally did you blind fuck
>>285896195You poor creature
>>285896188If it's so unaccepable i'd have seen someone else besides you going against it.
>>285896121...Hanabi's hand in marriage
>>285896113To me it looks like she's just suddenly like 500 feet in the air and swinging a knife around that weighs a couple tonsWhy didn't Tsunade just jump into the air and punch Pain out of the sky
>JEEEEEET JEET JEET JEET JEET JEEEEETEvery thread. Do you ever fucking get tired?
>>285896230Not 1 person agrees with it, that's why nobody argues it lol we all know it's stupid. Pack it up and take the L big man.
>>285896237She's in the air because she jumped up retard.
>>285896212Alright, I stand corrected.I don't think Sasuke would've been able to pierce all the way without chidori though.
>>285896122yup
>>285896249>>285896225>Jeet recoils when called outYup yup
I hate you all with a burning passion
>>285896273>Not 1 person agrees with itAccording to who?
>>285896293You poor, pathetic thing. These (You)s are really all you have going for you, huh?
>>285896313>According to who?Jeet. You said the exact same thing when we told you everyone hates your Hanabi schizoship.>>285896308Sasukejeet....
>>285896286Whatever helps you cope.
>>285896313These threads lol
>>285891244>Sakura doesn't know how a summon worksOh it's another character acts retarded because Kishi is tired
>>285896340Do I need to remind you? https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/269659078/#269662869
>>285891336>another mother substitute
>>285896273>Not 1 person agrees with itWft how did you know I agreed??? I never shared that with anyone before...
>>285896355>JeetKumo nin Kidomaru predates the Sasukefag.
>>285891336HAKUNA MATATA
>>285896385You don't need to remind any of us about your obsession, silly. You're incapable of shutting up about it. Here's the (You) you crave.
>>285896408>the SasukefagAnother one of sasukejeet's tics, yup yup
>>285896368Who won between Taka and Killer B?
>>285896430Go back to /pw/
>>285896425>*jeetjeetjeet sounds*Hrm?
>>285896430No, calling himself "Sasukefaggot" was the tick.We all called him Sasukefag.I'm not sure why you even think he'd like this headcanon.
>>285896431The one who didn't flee.
cute
What do you think the average IQ of these threads is?
>Australian government still logging all his posts
>>285896431The one who didn't fail a mission they were given
>>285896478By your own admission you are wrong.I rest my case.
>first polshit>now pedoshit/dbs/ getting revitalized was a mistake
>>285896477Hilarious how (You) try to defend yourself over the littlest things >>285896466 lmao
>>285896466Poor thing. You really are the most pathetic person in these threads.
>>285896477>SasukefaggotI called him that. What?
>>285896513Bee was told to stay in the village and he failed to do that.
Sasjeet also seems to think he's some unironic 300IQ chessmaster despite having whined multiple times that he's all alone, nobody likes him, etc. which makes all the goofy shit of "rawr, they're pitting you against each other!!!" fall extremely flat (because all of the shitflinging is coming from one single retard arguing with himself)
>>285896501will these threads finally be saved?
>>285896529Not my post.
>>285896529>>285896430>>285896385>>285896355Give it a fucking rest schizo
At least he waited until the bump limit to have his autistic obsession rants lol
>>285896566even sillier when he also just got a fuckload of his posts obliterated yesterday, like all the shotafagging
>>285896607>>285896552>*seething jeet sounds*>>285896613Maybe because (You) botted the whole thread using your LLMs until bump limit like you do every thread
rest
>>285896556That was an order he intentionally disobeyed, not a mission. Sasuke was given a mission he intended to complete, but failed.
>>285896646>shotafaggingit was me.
>/a/ try not to bring up jeets out of nowhere for 7 seconds challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)
>>285896649Poor thing. Here's the (You)
This thread was too powerful. It was like trying to fight Bee or Naruto.
>>285896674>That was an orderA mission.
>>285896697>Poor thingBut enough about what your mom thinks of you, jeetsuke
But shotas are so cute i love them.
>>285896683
>>285896723Aw, poor projecting thing. Here (You) go.
>There will never be another normal Sasuke discussion because everything will be "jeet jeet jeet" just like hereGrim.
Do you love him?
>>285896719A mission is something you go out of your way to complete. "Stay in the village for an indefinite amount of time" is an order, not a mission. "Your mission is to not go anywhere" sounds dumb as fuck lol.
>>285896743oh boy!! num num!!
>>285896385What a fucking weirdo
>>285896791Eh, just ignore him. He's just going off because the thread is past bump. None of us take him seriously and he's easy to filter during the normal thread hours.
>>285896791Is that even a loss? Sasuke is not that interesting of a character. Shit, even discussing secondary or tertiary characters is more interesting.
>>285896826Sasuke won that fight. But lost in the end https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVTXPUF4Oz4
>>285896837>This anonymous post is undeniable proof that it's the same personGullible retard
>>285896284Offscreen cojecture, she certainly did get her body in the air but we don't see how she got the knife into the air
>>285896808fuark. i want to rub that belly and pet his flank. cute shota... *smooch*
>>285896873>Sasuke won that fightGlad you can admit it.
>sasuke vs naruto discussion in 2026
>>285896865>Ruining every discussion about the protagonist on /a/>Is that even a loss?Nigga
>>285896914Finish reading
Someone should repost the dump today after this archives. The thread got spammed way too fast.
>>285896893>sword lands on the ground next to her>no one else can pick it up>she now has in in hand next time we see it>i-it's just conjectureAgain why can't you just admit you were wrong retard?
>>285896893My headcanon is Katsuyu launches the knife up somehow
>>285896965Where do you retards come from?
*whispers* i want to fuck naruto...
Today Feb 7, 2026, I declare all sasuke fans JEETS. You can't debate this this as there's undeniable proof.
>>285896880You sound guilty for attacking me like that. It sounds like the same guy who goes on about unvirgins in these threads. Is that you
>>285896950Make the faggot OP do it lol
>>285896950>discussing the series is spam
>>285897020>You sound guilty for attacking me like that>attackingOnly reason why is because you're feeding the nigger who derails the threads by talking about his jeet that nobody cares about
>>285897018I am a true aryan indian and proud.
>>285897063>discussing the series is spamYes, you've been outed for using LLMs many times, jeetsuke.
>>285896896>fuarknoticing...
>manga for babies and toddlers>grandpas in their 30's are mad for influx of retards(kids)googoo....gaga....baaa....
>>285896950Just make an aftersharty thread so we can have a containment one for tomorrow
Can we have ONE thread not go into 650 reply autism just once
>>285897097If no one cares why did you feel the need to reply to me defending that guy? seems like you care a lot for some reason.
>>285897117>YesWhy are you in these threads if talking about the series triggers you?
>>285895307
>>285897124Nah general threads are gay as fuck and annoying. Should just redump the chapters.
>Ctrl+F "Sakon"2 results>Ctrl+F "jeet">34 resultsNoticing no Jutsu...
>>285897118i ate all datoh i forgor>>285891130>tea with lemon and sugar>3 buterbrods with kolbasa and romato with pink sauce>1 liter of strawberry banana cocktail mmmmmm yes fuarking fuark... gonna eat and read today's chappie
>>285897228You inflated that number with your "JEET JEET JEET" melties
>>285897184>Why are you in these threads if talking about the series triggers you?See >>285896008
>>285897167Yesterday's thread was fine until a certain someone showed up, but it was pretty nice otherwise.
Okay. Who is the Piccolo of Naruto?
>>285897173Re read the post you're replying to
Do you think Rajsuke gets nervous every time someone pulls up the 4stats charts showing how /a/ is objectively hitting record lows in traffic?
>>285897281>gets nervous>over statswhy?
Why does calling him jeet enrage him so much? He is really crashing out about that shit with the whole JEETJEEJEET thing lmao. Does he count the number the whole thread?
>>285897228>Ctrl+F "Sakon">2 resultsAnd they were actually about the character and not the attention whore lol
>noticing im noticing what have you noticed i'm in every naruto thread biatch just ask kek
>>285896308KATON! Shitpost no jutsu!
>>285897280so you don't care about him but called me a gullible retard in defense of him? weird.
Nooticing this nooticing that, has a girl ever noticed you before?
>>285897340(You) poor thing
>>285897362>Jobs
>>285897378>
>>285897378Only his first gf that lied to him about being a virgin making him a forever cuck to the guy that fucked her first. Now he avoids eye contact with women at the grocery store to get his revenge.
>>285897241so there is no doubt anymore that sasukefag is the shotafag lusting for kid naruto
>>285897368If you believe anything the schizo posts that's just an incentive for him to keep talking about "jeet this, jeet that" every thread. I for one don't like to be reminded of the existence of indians.
>>285897362more like CURRYTON! MELTDOWN NO JUTSU!
Have uchiha ever reacted to Obito's death? No planst to retrieve the body? Why wasn't Minato prosecuted for getting prime uchiha and jinchuriki dead?I don't have a good pic of obito but look at this lil bitch. ninja who needs eye drops...what the fuck...
>>285897433Yeah it's confirmed by the deletion times. As if it wasn't already obvious. He's also the OP that posts in silence after his mid dump comments got shit on and it hurt his feelings
>>285897433>sasukefagwho said im sasukefag?
>>285897281I still have no idea why he keeps going trying to be influential when the site has hit its biggest low in activity since its creation. Barely anyone is listening to his ramblings. And it's definitely not going to be heard in a entirely different country that doesn't speak english and already has its own chan. Naruto isn't going to be affected by these meltdowns and Boruto isn't going to be cancelled by them either.
>>285897550(You) are sasukefag.
>>285897581why?
>>285897190>tfw you couldn't protect her smile
>>285897552>applying reasoning and logic to the mentally illanon...
Eventually this schizo has to get tired of blaming everything he doesn't like on the same guy, right? .....right?
>>285897254I hope you get the help you need one day.
>>285897277Someone please answer my question. I can't think of anyone>solitary type>smart and cunning>stoic>caring teacherOr maybe I'll try in tomorrow's thread
>>285897241black tea.
>>285897606You've been outed for being him.
I still don't understand why this guy is so obsessed over someone he apparently hates. A normal person would just avoid something they dislike, but this obsessor is incapable of not mentioning him in every thread. It's very pitiful. The poor thing.
>>285897433>shotafag lusting for kid narutotrue>>285897645that's wrong.
>le poor thingBabe wake up, new sasukejeet tic just droppedYup yup
>>285897433There are already posts in these threads and old ones on other boards that are gay as fuck and obviously written by him. The guy is unironically closeted. And from all the other shit he's posted and spanmed, he's a textbook brain-rooted porn-addict, and yet tries to larp as some puritan.
>>285897633Itachi
I don't even know what he was arguing about this time. I only payed attention to the S4 and Tsunade stuff this thread. >>285897633>>285897277It's honestly probably Killer B minus the stoic bit. >teaches Naruto>Spends most of the time prior to meeting him alone>super smart and cunningNobody else in Naruto really matches the vibes of Piccalo besides Jiraiya, but he's easily closer to Roshi than Picc.
>>285897684Explain the deletion times, jeetsuke?
>>285897696>rooted*rotted
>>285897687You poor pathetic thing. Here (You) go!
>>285897687kek you are right. not every single post but immediately pulls up a bunch of his usual shitposting spots like CSM threads. Why does he do this? Is it an ESL thing where he has a limited vocabulary?
>His "jeet" obsession is not even here anymore>Still complains about himMore like complains that his boyfriend finally left
>>285897718>payed attention
>u like shota naruto you must like sasuke toobut where is i want to fuck sasuke posts? where is *smooch* replies on sasuke posts?I don't want to solve captcha anymore, i'm going to take a nap. i love my labrador boyfirend naruto uzumaki.
>>285897718>Sakon is not only a faggot but also ESL Oh no no no no no......
>>285897771I just jerked off and am still in post-nut bliss, sue me.
Kek he is just angrily repeating posts that were directed at him before. Like shit from a month ago he has been holding a grudge on waiting to say it back. Unprecedented seething.
>>285897744The CSM threads apparently suffer from an onslaught of shitposts and spam too. It's probably him.
>>285897620The schizo is the Sauskefag. He would never be brought up if he didn't cry about him in every thread. He craves the attention about as much as the tripfag who decided to pop in.
>>285897718Yeah I figured there's probably no exact match but I wasn't sure if I was just forgetting someone.
>>285897813>I just jerked offI thought you had a faggot boyfriend? Did he leave when you told him you have AIDS, hmm?
>>285897826>The schizo is the SauskefagRight sure.....
>>285897826>the Sauskefaganother tic. Why can't he just say "sasukefag" it's very bizarre.
>when you obsess over jobber it's actually fine thohrmm
>>285897796An isolated Sasuke post literally had the same deleted time as your posts. The jig is up, if it wasn't already plain as day.
>>285897837No, he's at home. I've just been extra horny lately.
These threads...why do they always reach insane numbers when a certain someone has time to shit them up all day? Hmmm...
>>285897863>literally had the same deleted time as your posts>He doesn't know how the website worksSchizo-chan... not a good look...
>>285897868So didja give up on the Wednesday and Thursday bit you were trying to manufacture
>>285897837>sasjeet expects his future bf to put him in a chastity cagekek
>>285897852Explain why he's constantly mentioned in every thread unless he's here. Either this guy is obsessed with a faggot none of us care about, or he wants people to talk about him. You can decide which is more pathetic.
>>285897816I wonder if other stuff he repeats are just things people have said to him in threads for another series or boards.
>>285897796mmmm *smooch*
>>285897896Huh?
>>285897868Tsunderesuke, a whole thread's gone with 600+ replies before he posted once, and now that he did you immediately bring up a "certain someone"...
>>285897896kek
>>285897911>Explain why he's constantly mentioned in every threadSome mindbroken schizo insists that he must bring him up every chance he gets>Either this guy is obsessed with a faggot none of us care aboutHit the nail on the head, and yeah it is pretty pathetic
Is anyone else noticing?
>>285897885A completely unrelated Sasuke post was just randomly deleted at the same time as those gay shota posts?
>>285897826>He craves the attention about as much as the tripfag who decided to pop inIt's all so tiresome.
>>285897961I'm noooooticing!!
>>285897961Been noticing since this posthttps://desuarchive.org/a/thread/281495401
>>285897911>Explain why he's constantly mentioned in every thread unless he's hereBecause you call everyone sauskefag.
>>285897961
>>285891490>>285892035Thanks OP! (:>>285897998Not you. Ur gross and gay.
>>285897998Kill yourself
>>285891336I like when Naruto doesn't this eye squinting thingIt makes him look like a fox.
>>285897867>>285897998I put all this effort into torturing this guy and this is all you have to do. I kneel.
What's wrong with liking shotas they aren't real anyway.
The schizojeet has been even less right in the head when it was discovered he uses AI and that's why these threads get swept with robotic-sounding comments one after another.
>>285897974There's a checkbox to the left of "Anonymous" in every post, the jannies can select as many posts as they want and delete them all at the same time with one (1) click regardless of IP.Enjoy this spoonful because I'm not doing it again.
>>285898031>thread with 433 repliesjesus christ i miss the pre-LLM flooding days
>>285898119Why would they delete that random post that had nothing to do with the others?
>>285891490>>285892035Based OP
>>285898157I'm not a janny so go ask them.
>>285898087Sorry anon. You do good work, but the benefit of having a basket case like him obsessed with me is being able to make him dance on cue just by seeing my name. He's been Pavlov'd and domesticated to the point it's pathetic.
カレー遁・メルトダウンの術!!
>All these organic and thankful posters who show up on page 9kek
>>285891425Naruto's reaction when Fuyusaku lifts a statue vs. when Godrobo lifts a boulder
>>285898081*smooch*
>>285898194Bro, stop acting like you don't know what an IP wipe is. Your excuses are always so fucking retarded and based on incredibly vague motives and reasoning when the real answer is simple.
>>285898221>kid vs teen reaction is differentwhat are you trying to do, insect? just leave.... everyone fell asleep....
>750 replies againBloody hell.
>>285898263>Your excuses are always so fucking retarded and based on incredibly vague motives and reasoning when the real answer is simple.One can only imagine how fucking awkward it must've been going to school with this dude, catching him doing something flagrantly retarded, and just watching him fail to lie his way out of a wet paper bag
>>285898221they forfot to color naruto's spiral shaped shit on his arm
>>285898081*kiss*
291 chapters more and the nightmare will be over...
>>285898311>naruto's spiral shaped shitWhat even is that spiral thing?
>>285898352...just in time for the next one as the daily will restart from ch 1
>>285898340hey bitch....what the hell?? why are you kissing my husband??
>>285898352+ Boruto + Rock Lee's Springtime of Youth + Samurai 8 + Repeat Daily
>>285898352>people talking about the series is a nightmare Leave the thread then faggot.
>>285898213Sakon is simply too strong, he insta triggers the schizo
>>285898385The threads are a nightmare too, not just the series
>>285898384No need. Once the daily is over the Naruto anime remake will be out.
>>285898359Someone here explained it before and I don't remember
>>285898384No one is gonna stick around to read Boruto, give up with this meme already.
>>285898486Too feminine.
>>285898486Nishio style is disgusting.
>>285891490>>285892035It's hilarious how much you make him seethe, just from dumping chapters from a manga that none of us wrote lol
Hmfp.... good night.
These melties have felt incredibly forced.
>>285898384>Repeat DailyYou're actually fucking insane if you think the 8 people here are gonna do 700 days of this shit again
>>285898570Who?
>>285898574Sakon hours. Pls understand.
I don't understand. is that sasuke-autist-archivist-imnoticingimnoticing dumps the chappy or it's sakon who removes the trip and dumps the chapp?!?!
>>285898636The chappy is dumped by IESLBshotafagtsunderejeetsuke
Imagine this schizo in a courtroom.>has raw footage showing him committing the crime, and his arrest, all from different cameras.>Sasukejeet: "That's not me.">Get asked how.>Sasukejeet: "It's a falseflag or a scapegoat.">Get asked how again.>Sasukejeet: "Beats me. You guys are going to have to figure that one out.">Lawyer bangs his own head on the table in frustration.
>>285898571
>Ctrl + F Hijack0 resultsHuh
>>285898685sleep.
>>285898636It's a completely unrelated retard who dumps and gets accused of being sasukefagWhich doesn't mean much because everyone here gets accused of being sasukefag constantly
>>285898701
>>285898636Pretty sure current OP is someone who just got fed up with the drama and took over. Unfortunately, it's just created more drama, so idk what his angle is. Maybe it is Sakon dumping without his trip. It'd be pretty funny.
I literally cannot stop thinking about Sakon.
>>285898704hello sasukefag!
>>285898503every real poster will
You people are mentally ill. And that's not counting the various indian nicknames, those are like 700 on their own.
>>285898617he thinks he's winning over Kishi
>>285898763Tsunderesuke...
>>285898780>He thinks "real" people will read BorutoLmao
>>285898785Weaksauce
>>285898798Who?
>>285898738
>>285898830But we're talking about someone who confines himself to Naruto threads exclusively so 2100 + 700 is fucked up
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>exclusivelyzozzle
>>285898763Really? Of all the characters, THAT'S who you can't stop thinking of? He's like the least interesting of the Sound 4
>>285898553*modern Nishio style
>>285898683reminds me of an edit I was working on but I sort of dropped it because the judge's face feels too close in tone with the background and it looks weird to me. I'm too lazy and too much of a GIMPlet to bother messing with it.
>800 replies againBullshit threads.
>>285898968
>>285898982Why do you do this nigger
>>285898914>imagine obsessing over someone to the point you create cringey memes about themWew lad
>>285898763Tayuya...
>>285899003To contain the schizos
>>285898897Nah, that was Tayuya.>Inb4 "but she has a pussy!"
>>285898914
>>285898914this one is great. he can't compete with your memes so they piss him off and all he can do is make AIsharts
>>285899009>shift and move layers around for 15 minutes>obsessingI like messing with GIMP
>>285899068>obsessingYes you read that right
Hanabi never appeared after time skip. Right?
>>285899003he's trying to relive his /nart/ general fantasy by getting the chapters to bump limit then having his "aftersharty"
>>285898914>schizosuke shuts one of his eyes and strains really hard while staring at the judge>he proceeds to shit his pants out of exertion while yelling TSUKUYOMI!>the smell hits everybody in the court room and they all start gagging>he smirks, sitting in his own shit, while claiming they're now under his genjutsu
>>285898914Still look pretty good.>>285898982Oh boy, another thread to "keep our status" as our local streetshitter once said.
>>285899096Gotta wait for Hinata's tsukuyomi dream for her first and last appearance in part 2.
>>285899096She was hiding from Sasuke
>>285899092I cannot lie. I love a good laugh, so I struggle to let go of a lolcow.
>>285899114kek!
>>285899114Sasukejeet's tsukuyomi fails since that require eye contact and the courtroom is full of women
>>285899114>>285899191samefag
>>285899096
Lot's of samefagging
>>285899216lel
If we entertain the jeet's delusions for a second, I like to imagine Hiashi would beat the shit out of schizosuke for being a weirdo. In other words, even in his fanfic he loses.
>>285898914This is art. Live yourself narutard.
>>285899128>In her dream her bully sister and her bully adopted brother is watching her having a moment with Naruto But why.spoonfeed me!
>>285899009You've tried about two times to make memes making fun of Sakon and they both fell flat because your humor is alien.Also, nice second reply to anon's post >>285899057 because certainly multiple people would be up in arms about mocking a schizo pedojeet that spams everyday. Kek.
>>285899316>schizo pedojeetproof?
>>285891222>>285892622>>285892747>>285892362Minato is right there second from left みなと
I REQUIRE SPOONFEEDING
>>285899347As always, you've said this before, more than once, and it won't be the last time, no matter how many receipts are posted.
>>285899371Why Naruto and Minato wrote their names in hiragana?
>>285891386Lol Gamakichi is smarter than that small geezer. He would have figured out what Jiraiya meant the seconds they decrypted the code
>>285899430>no matter how many anonymous are postedFTFY
I want to participate in your daily mental illness group therapy. Which character should I champion that is not already taken?
>>285899471>therapyThis is anything but
Naruto/tsunade
>>285899451Hiragana for older styled folks (like the toads), for the contracts, makes stylistic sense. Katakana (in the modern sense) is used for sounds that aren't meant to make sense in the Japanese/Chinese roots, see wasei-eigo and borrowed nouns.A lot of manga artist use katakana for names (in our world) so as to obscure meaning ambiguity as to keep readers guessing, and keep names less set-in-stone in terms of kanji equivalent/meaning.
>Going for 850 replies nowKill yourself.
>>285899460You random "people" popping up being protective over a pedophile will never look logical. And you also keep thinking just because you have "anonymous" attached to your post that it's impossible to identify you.
>>285899541>over a pedophileproof?
>>285899430there's no point in trying to logically argue with someone who is mentally ill. He will refuse the proof it's him and turn around and accuse random posters of being samefags with 0 evidence in the same breath. He's called me Sakon like 50 times for no reason.
It's like toilet is clogged and overflowing but people still come to shit more
>>285899316>You've tried about two times to make memes making fun of SakonI don't care about any of these namefags like you do. Projecting obsessor.
>>285899522Based scholar. Who is your favorite character?
>>285899595these analogues are always hilarious because I see them literally. but now I can't stop seeing a toilet overflowing with shit as people cosplaying naruto characters are still queued to take a shit, help me...
>>285898199He's actually losing it lately because you are gone. It's like when he desperately missed his ramen bunny. He is seeing you in every post lmao
It's insane, but I wouldn't even know about this Sauskefaggot if this guy didn't obsess over him. He would have been forgotten. Just some random faggot that was annoying for awhile. This guy really wants to keep him relevant.
>>285899712>Sauskefaggot
>>285899647On re-read, Tsunade's arc is awfully well done especially considering Kishimoto was the one who wrote it. From the family loss>love loss>ptsd>withdrawal from duties>trusting Naruto, and tying it all up with the necklace/betting theme was quite sincere feeling. Let's ignore the retardation in recent chapters.also I love big tits.When I was younger, I love Neji's palm attack visually and the kidomaru fight. It felt earned, he didn't walk away unscathed. Too bad he got turned into a fodder for no reason.
>>285899712>This guy really wants to keep him relevantYes until (You) get arrested for your crimes, sasukejeet.
>>285899752Yes. Whatever you want to call him. I don't care. Your obsession is the only reason he's ever mentioned.
>>285899595>>285899684Naruto creates clones so he won't shit alone *sadness and sorrow plays in background*
>>285899804does the clone poop remain even after the clones disappear?
Hidansis tits on my face
