Volume 45: Battlefield, KonohaChapter 420: Battlefield, Konoha!!Previous chapter: >>286151978Previous Volume: https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/285742828/Start: https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/274143504
Thanks for dumping the B fight, OP! I haven't had that much fun on this site for years.
>>286175282ARIGATO, OUR LEADER!
>>286175336indian
>>286175363Yup. That's me.
>>286175286Why couldn't Jiraiya help Naruto achieve sage mode sooner, again?
>>286175286why does his hair look like that, did he go ssj?
So this'll be a Daily Naruto Page from now on. Hope you rike! See you again tomorrow!
>>286175457Because Kishimoto didn't think of it back then. He only needed to think of an asspull that would help Naruto defeat Pain
did OP shit his pants
I killed OP
>>286175282>Chapter 420Nice
>>286175547Bottom left panel is really funny
Looks like you're having trouble posting images, OP. I wonder if there's a specific reason for that?
>>286175567>Naruto, Bee, and the others
>>286175547>sudden cut from Naruto to Painis it just me or is that really jarring
>>286175567our heroes
>>286175567I love Fuu's belly
>>286175634FUAAAAARKING ENTEROUR HERO
>>286175336I love Killer Bee
>>286175634Pain is finished
>>286175654Is that Kakashi interacting with Iruka? KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>286175567It's crazy to realize that Itachi could beat all of them in a 1v9 fight
>>286175634ENTER
>>286175681Mud Wall, the true kamehameha of Naruto
>>286175634Kakashi protecting his husband
>>286175654Pain's just standing there lmao>>286175681Kakashi what was this meant to do...?
>>286175567My heroes Bee-sama and Naruto-sama!
>>286175736OH NO!
>>286175736annnnd it's immediately destroyedwhat a fucking waste of chakra that was
>>286175684
>>286175763THESE NARUTO KERMIT HAPPY OUR CUTS ARE DRIVING ME MAD
>>286175736Why doesn't Kakashi use any of his 1000 jutsus he copied from others
>>286175804Lightning Blade and Mud Wall are the only good ones he knows actually
>>286175634how can i be cool like kakashi?
Is Konoha the most unsafe village in the shinobi world
>>286175870>Our chakra machine thingy is sensing chakra waves which means we're sensing chakraWhat the fuck was the point of this page
>>286175822How does this supreme jobber deserve high jonin again? He has the same early bloomer thing going on as Neji.
>>286175916>One of Pain's bodies is literally just a robotThis is Boruto levels of retarded
>>286175567>most of them were offscreened
>>286175934deidara was scared of him tho
>>286175736They spent 419 chapters explaining that you need hand signals and bloodline limits and then there's this fag who can just make infinite gravity wells/explosions on command, without any hand signs, instantly.Pain did not need any help to accomplish any of his goals.
>>286175966Great ass shot
>>286175804>>286175822I'm starting to think Kakashi sucks, bros
What does Iruka even DO? Isn't even his headband a waste when he's a talentless no good "ninja"?
>>286175986How long as Naruto actually gone? Surely it wasn't even the full week?
Had to take a phone call, sorry for the interruption during the dump. B&W in a bit
>>286175986>this guy wants Naruto. Bring him back here so he can get bodied and takenThat's my fuarking Hokage!
>>286175966>>286175986Ngl that's kind of pathetic for a "hokage"
>>286175969Why did Pain even decide to work with "Madara", what did Tobi have to offer him
>>286176015A phoneposter... I feel betrayed.
>>286176039>t. Homura and Koharu
>>286175966Why does Ino dress like a street hooker
>>286176022>>286176039What is going on here again?
>>286175870
>>286175916wtf is this technology?
>>286175956nagato's kek machine that he's hooked up to was always something that you just have to excuse for feeling kind of goofy
Forgot it was Wednesday. This thread is going to hit bump limit in a few hours
>>286175547>>286175596shippuden has had this retarded cut away structure for a while now, who the fuck thought this was good for pacing? I get it was published weekly, but the way its done is near schizo the whiplash of emotions
>>286175943Cow spotted
>>286176169
It's still hilarious how permeable Konoha's defenses are, the average villager minding their business is just as likely to get murdered by a random Akatsuki psycho whether the top dogs are here to "protect" them or not
>>286176015Arigatou OP
>>286175916>war orphans made this
>>286176169>>286176190Someone post the .gifYou know the one.
>>286175961That's because solo king gave bomberman the sharingan PTSD
>>286176192sasuke just walked up to killer bee too
>>286175866Squander your element of surprise to aura farm instead of getting a sneak attack in.
>>286175567Who's #7? She cute
>>286175966>>286175966Ino beat Hinata this chapter
>>286176216
>less than one minute apartEnlighten me please, does the pass allow this or...?
>>286175966Ibiki's schlong is so fortunate.
>>286176262EVERY THREAD!
>>286176250Her>>286175617
>>286176296Does she appear in the manga at all I don't remember
>>286176263That's what bots are for
>>286176093
>>286175828>>286175844With all due respect to the old frog, why wouldn't or shouldn't Naruto make the combo with another younger small toad?
>>286176327M-masaka... don't tell me the threads are still not saved from the menace...
>>286175286>>286175547What's with the 12 minute gap between page 1 and 2
>>286176466OP had a phone call
>>286176022Yea very kind of her to think of Naruto in her time of need.
>>286175866Gojo is cooler
>>286176320I don't think she does, unfortunatelyhttps://youtube.com/shorts/1PqahUkerRY
>>286176609Kishimoto is a fucking hack
>>286176517>it ain't gonna suck itself
>>286176634Jup
>>286176320
>>286175567There's no way Yagura is old enough to have a grandson older than Burrito.
>>286175567Han's design goes hard
>>286175634>>286175654KAKAIRUSISTERS WE'RE EATING TODAY!
>>286176707Konan wanted to fuck him and Obito begrudgingly agreed
>>286176466>checks insta*>ex posts multiple photos of her whore trip to EU with her petite pale sisters getting elbow choked by some muscle natty Nassir on sport clothing in different places>man of culture*>fuck>no toilet paper>has to clean the putrid stink>somehow
>>286175681>>286175709The transition to these pages is so awkward.
>>286176702Oh, so I was wrong! Where does she appear?
>>286175870>shizune with a ponytail
>>286175736AIIIIIIIEEEEE >>286175870Femsuke Kato
>>286175916>Ninja story btw
>>286175804Same reason Hiruzen doesn't use all the jutsu in the Leaf village despite supposedly knowing them all, Kishi is a hack.
>>286175943This page is somehow unintentionally funny.
>>286176750What?
>>286175986This is so stupid
>>286175634How is it that non-threatening approaches always work, but for example if Kakashi went straight for the neck with a Kunai Pain's "spider senses" would have made him dodge that attack instead.
Not sure what happened there
Does Tsunade think Sage Naruto will be stronger than her byakugou?Why does she think he will improve that much in so little time when Jiraiya couldn't squeeze that much out of him in 3 years??>This is made for childrenI know, but the author could at least TRY to make the events and actions seem believable.
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>>286175804He can only equip 4 at a time.
Is the black thing part of her thong/panties?
>>286176963Viz.....>>286176985Rule of cool.It's like when only the character that can heal/regen that ends up getting otherwise fatal wounds.
>>286177012yes? jiraiya could deal with most of the paths no problem
>>286177044>jiraiya could deal with most of the paths no problemHe nearly died from a sneak attack and then died out of his own stupidity.
>>286177028>first time it actually says "The End" instead of "conclusion"Bravo!
My Hokage Minato Namikaze would have defeated Pain in seconds
>>286177067Wrong
>>286177062he didn't know there were 6 paths or that they could get revived
>>286177092But that's what I'm getting from binary to text converter...
>>286177096He was literally preaching about not letting your guard down only to do so right after, no excuse.
>>286177079irrefutable
>>286177124NTA, but I remember the text saying "the end" before. Guess it didn't happen often
>>286177133he could deal with them no problem
>>286176609How come Fuu thought she could befriend Kakuzu just like that? Why did she even want it? Is she that lonely, or did her village betray her as well?
>>286175986Genuinely what the fuck is Tsunade thinking hereNaruto has barely been away to train for like a week and you want to bring him back to fight the Akatsuki leader who's currently nuking the village to find him?
>>286177160I guess since most of it was machine translated, it hit the mark a few times. But one of the words I recognized was closer in meaning to "deduction" lmao. Sad because there are actually human-proofread sources for this stuff.
>>286177161>it's always "could", never "did".
>>286175934>>286176002>couldn't beat Zabuza in round 1 without the help of 2 others>was scared shitless of Orochimaru>couldn't beat Itachi>couldn't beat Kabuto before he escaped>couldn't beat Deidara>couldn't beat Hidan >couldn't beat Kakuzu despite being with 3 others>couldn't beat Pain despite being with 3+ people>couldn't beat a fatigued practically blind Sasuke>couldn't beat any of the resurrected version 2 cloak jinchuriki>knows over a thousand jutsu (allegedly), only uses like 5How is this the same guy that graduated from the Academy at 5 years old and made jonin at 12?
>>286177294"Pain" still jobbed kek
>>286177361...to Naruto and Co. not to Jiraiya.
>>286177311yeah but he wears a mask is cool, like the coolest guy after obito
>>286177124I love you, OPinksuke poster. You're always topkek>>286177231>Sad because there are actually human-proofread sources for this stuffLol, true. All I can say is that the german word he posted was "conclusion" not "the end". I actually checked the binary code, but haven't bothered with the other languages
>>286177311what's worse is they made him hokage after the war>he was the only one qualified shikamaru was right there
>>286177387damn that's even worse
>>286177412How so?
>>286177311I mean he did beat Obito.
>>286175547Menacing
>>286175966How do you let your only daughter wander around looking like that ?Is the original shika cho trio all submissive alcoholic middle aged fathers
>>286177404Samefag
>>286175567Love and Sex with Fuu
>>286177037Guys, I'm genuinely curious
>>286176985Non-lethal approaches get a +100 sneak bonus. Lethal ones only get a +5.For a serious in universe answer using lethal attacks likely requires more chakra since you'll be exerting more effort which makes it easier for your opponent to sense you.
>>286177404Fuck off samefagging retard
>>286177434Speedreader-kun....
>>286176263If you delete your last post it resets your post timer.
>>286177434Obito lost on purpose so that Kakashi would destroy the curse seal that Madara placed on his heart.
>>286177549>>286177561That was Kishimoto retconning.
>>286175286This would have vaporized Sasuke btw
>>286177549Probably talking about prior to Obito being rocked.
>>286176985Everyone knows that enlightened martial artists can sense murderous intent. Sneak attacks contain this intent, but sneak deflections do not.
>>286175804Only Jiraiya can use THE BAGI bet you miss him now
>>286177500She'd do it if you're Kakuzu
>>286175844Fukasaku is the real dad Naruto never had
>>286175681This would've been the prime opportunity to inflict a thousand years of death
>>286175709>ripping off One Piece
>>286177404Thanks, Anon! And yeah it would've been a fun thing he does every chappy but it's literally as simple as going to English Wiktionary and checking the translations they've added to a word or phrase, they often have those for English entries. And those are verified by actual human users. Doing it in the first place but then not caring enough to not half-ass it makes it feel kinda forced ngl
>>286177574The fact he never did picrel to KEKashi in their fight made it obvious he was holding back.
>>286175681>knows over 1000 jutsu>m-mud wall!real
>>286177559Thanks, actually helpful answer
>>286177755Fuck off you retarded samefag
#286177755You're still samefagging?
>>286175681What was that mud wall supposed to do?
>>286177788Cut off a possible escape route
>>286175763Praise Kek.
>needs izanagi to beat konanwhy did no one with working hands try to fight him after he lost to minato?
>>286175930>reading comprehension
Has Mud Wall EVER done anything
>>286177935>why did no one with working hands try to fight him after he lost to minato?Who would even know he fought Minato?
>>286177935He hid himself in the shadows like a pussy.
>>286175567Rin looks weird
>>286177755>Doing it in the first place but then not caring enough to not half-ass it makes it feel kinda forced nglThat pretty much sums up everything he ever does, desu. The different languages are kinda fun, but blud should at least try a little harder. I really wonder what his native language is. Anyway, I'll better stop off-topic posting for now, someone seems mad
>>286177935Konan had prep time and had been watching him use kamui for years which let her learn its weakness.
>>286175966
>>286177971You mean like a ninja?
>>286175567OUR HEROS....and Yugito.
>>286178018
>>286177823Did Kakashi not hear they came in flying?
>>286178039What do you think?>>286177037
>>286177971Trvke he was nowhere near madara
>>286175916This is metal as fuck and I'm not interested in pretending otherwise.
>>286178039>>286178149The local slut of the village , keep your distance from her she might give you a burning from the clap
>>286178216his goofy smile is so charminghe's such a smug little guy
>>286178221I'm the one she got the stds from
>>286178216This ruined my immersion for the story that had ninja magic and phone lines.
>>286176707He's one of those eternally babyfaced people
>>286178221>The local slut of the villageHinata?
>>286178221The local WHAT!? She stole MY title! Unbelievable! I won't let her get away with this!
>>286178216Imagine being this poor ugly bastard in lifeI bet he killed himself for Pain willingly
Sakura chilling on the rock. Naruto looking at her feet.
>>286178216Why is it so wet?...
>>286178302Hanabi's title is more like regional or international. It's not limited to just the local level.
>>286178294*Hanabi?
>>286178334oil
>>286178034She's my hero... Can't say I like that particular drawing though.
>>286178350Oops, I totally forgot! Sorry Ino, that title is all yours!
>>286178216>>286178334Dickhead
>>286178373I think you're her hero too, Yugitobro
>>286178246He looks just happy to be there. What a lad
>>286178249You wish faggot get in line.AsumaShikakuChozaIbikikakashiShikamaru ChojiAburame clanHyuga clanEvery male medical ninja or nurse(You)
Hiashi won.
>>286175634>>286175709Why does Kakashi have his regular eye closed?
>>286178484he'll reveal his own rinnegan
>>286178484I was wondering this too. I thought he usually had both open
>>286178479Indeed I did. I was gifted with a daughter who does her utmost to honor our proud HOEga clan traditions! Hinata, on the other hand, is a terrible prude, loyal wife of the Hokage. What a disgrace...
>>286178477Does she ever fuck other girls? Or her enemies?
>>286175567>nesquik duo>coffeeanother fuarking chapter...
>>286176320She appears very briefly in the manga, she shows up in an anime filler where she gets captured by Akatsuki, Ajisai, the second Animal Path also appears on it.
>>286176043Maybe Tobi was the one who told him about the Tailed Beasts or something? Dunno
>>286175567Holy shit its Fu-chan
>>286176729It's a pity he's never been used on filler of any kind unlike most of the others.
>>286178570What country are you from? What kind of snacks do you like?
>>286176043He was like really strong and was his mentor and stuff.
>>286177220Hoping the whole prophecy biz is actually true so Naruto can bail their asses.
>>286176402I assume there were no smaller toads who are as good at gathering nature energy as Fukasaku and Shima.
>>286178311Why, seemed like a happy fellow to me, a real Englishman.
>>286178611>countryI'm from Australia>snacksCurry.
>>286175547I like how Pain's expression in bottom left is: > FFS what are you guys doing? Why aren't you chasing me yet?>>286175681> mud wallwhat is this jutsu even supposed to do? Corner the opponent? Ninjas can run up and and even stand still on vertical walls. Why is he wasting energy fighting this Pain in the first place when he knows for a fact that this is just a puppet?>>286175789So how is Kabuto in what appears to be perma-sage mode later on?>>286175870So between this and sensor-types, is the implication that these ninjas are literal radio towers of chakra energy? Nagato is broadcasting waves with enough power to generate *heat from that far away?>>286175916There is no consistency in this setting at all. Why is the ninja Jiraya formerly battled against a robot? Why do you need chakra rods to control a robot? Why didn't the master puppet ninja use robotics in his puppets?>>286175966Why did the geriatric secret society approve of Tsunade being Hokage again? She doesn't respect the office. She doesn't seem to be particularly diligent about paperwork. And she isn't a powerful fighter in a crisis. What is her purpose?>>286175986Does she seriously believe Naruto got stronger than Jiraya over the weekend? I want to be charitable and say maybe she's just making a pragmatic decision as hokage and sacrificing Naruto to Pain, but we all know that is not the case.
>>286176320>Does she appear in the manga at all I don't rememberOnly post mortem.
>>286175547Top Ten Mismatches in Anime
>>286178311He was puppeter from an undisclosed village.
>>286175870>>286175943>>286175966Sexo. Also Fukasaku is a cool dude.
>>286175634This page led to massive flooding in Japan due to the KakaIru fujos' reaction.
>>286176043I have no clue, especially since Pain's goal and Tobi's Project Tsuki no Me didn't even align with each other. Maybe Nagato told Tobi his end game and since Tobi couldn't really fuck with the Rinnegan, he just said, "oh yeah totally bro". But then that begs the question what Tobi would have done if Nagato suceeded
>>286178484>Why does Kakashi have his regular eye closed?He does that when he wants to focus his Sharingan abilities and doesn't need his full range of vision or depth perception.
>>286178658Kek. Sounds comfy. Just don't forget to snack on some meds with that curry, aight? And don't panick when you see the kangaroos outside. You got this!
>>286178115No
>>286178667>So how is Kabuto in what appears to be perma-sage mode later on?Jugo>So between this and sensor-types, is the implication that these ninjas are literal radio towers of chakra energy? Nagato is broadcasting waves with enough power to generate *heat from that far away?idk honestly>Why is the ninja Jiraya formerly battled against a robot? Why do you need chakra rods to control a robot? Why didn't the master puppet ninja use robotics in his puppets?He's not a robot; the Asura path's ability lets you manifest mechanical weapons. So he's a magic robot that no one else has access to without the rinnegan.>Why did the geriatric secret society approve of Tsunade being Hokage again?Sannin nepotism.>Does she seriously believe Naruto got stronger than Jiraya over the weekend? Alcohol induced early dementia.
>>286178570Idk why, but these posts are always cringe
>>286175956He's not actually a robot, but he can generate robotic parts with Rinnegan magic. We later see Nagato do the same thing with his own body.
>>286177409Shikamaru would have been a worse pick than Kakashi
>>286178477Why is naruto and sasuke not on the list.
>>286178911Not even close.
>>286176043>what did Tobi have to offer himHe gave him the idea to collect the tailed beasts
Why do we hate Nishio again?
>>286178651Thumb ass nigga
>>286178729>But then that begs the question what Tobi would have done if Nagato suceededProbably use Black Zetsu to possess him and make him resurrect Madara once Nagato was no longer needed. At least that was the official plan of Black Zetsu.
>>286175475Wind resistance
>>286178667>Why did the geriatric secret society approve of Tsunade being Hokage again?Because their first choice (Jiraiya) didn't want the job and she was next best thing.
>>286178946Part of me doubts Tobi ever planned on reviving Madara at all but then again he did say this
>>286178916Ok Choji.>>286178924Because his modern art style looks atrocious.
>>286178991he's still rping madara there
>>286178924Because his art has degraded massively
>>286178991Why does he still larp in front of Zetsu
>>286178991Obito had zero intention to revive Madara.
>>286178991>Part of me doubts Tobi ever planned on reviving Madara at all but then again he did say thisYeah, I don't think Tobi would have wanted to go through with it, but it's what he was supposed to do along with Zetsu.
>>286178991He never wanted to and didn't actually give a fuck but as far as he (and Madara) knew Zetsu was his will and he needs to keep up appearances.
>>286179016Because Zetsu is Madara's (before the retcon anyway).
>>286179062That makes sense i guess
>>286179016>Why does he still larp in front of ZetsuI think he was just committed to never breaking character, so that he wouldn't slip up.
>>286179013>this is what the remake will look like
God the pacing of this invasion is so much shitter than I remember. Why does kishi need to put frog training in the middle of the invasion
>>286179093>yeaaaah I joined myself with Madara and waited for the right moment for him to release me to make him think he was the one who created me lol
I've come to make an actual good post in this thread.
>>286175336Good edit.
>>286179013You could create a hidden village in the space between their eyes, holy fuck.
>>286178913Going by my shojo headcannon they correspond to sakura.
>>286179016He didnt know that zestu knew what was going on. Thinking he is like the other members
>>286179144Not a retcon btw.
>>286179227No? The Zetsu who had Black attached to him has always knew
>>286179167This is a very good post.
>>286179167>coomer slop>good
>>286179013wtf happened?
>>286179281giving brown people access to computers was such a massive fuck up
>>286178611>>286178611RussiaFor snacks i prefer something that's easy to make - instant ramen i prefer adding pomidors/chuka/preserved mushrooms or kolbasa- something with chocolate. I love cacao just bitter powder without milk or sugar it helps with my period- pomelo- just fried meat i feel like luffy just like a primal animal i enjoy eating it - something asian like buldak ramen- dried meat/fish- rulet - ice cream- cheetos- juice - local backery- omelet with tomatoesand many more>>286178845не ной. я уйду, когда прочту семьсотую главу, ну мож еще гайден и ваншоты.
>>286179304No one knows. All the guys that do the merch and collab art are still at Pierrot too. Its just Nishio fucking things up.
>>286179337You're not Russian
>>286179013he fucks up eyes otherwise it's good. if i remember correctly the new year illustration is not even by nishio? If it that bad whu pierrot not change him?
>>286175634Kakashibros... WE'RE GONNA AVENGE JIRAIYA
>>286179419Its not good at all. Its less detailed and too bright.
Even the fucking Fortnite collab art looks more like Naruto Shippuden then Nishios current style.
>>286179405that's a cute naruto, sasuke and gaara. Imma save that pic
>>286175916Did Sage of Six Paths do this nonsense too?
>>286179337Did you suddenly forget how to greentext? Also, none of us try to prove our nationalities here, anon. Unless we're trying to fake one.
>>286179506He's basically the Buddha so probably yea
>>286176190I miss party threads
>>286179487who is that banana man
>>286175634PEAKASHI
>>286179556A Fortnite character I presume
Bit of a boring thread today
>>286179406>>286179526да похуй мне че ты там думаешь, я не хочу спамить оправдываясь, короче напишу что у мужчин низкий эмоциональный интеллект и на этом закончим>>286179442alright, that looks ugly as fuck but then it doesn't matter to me anymore, i finish it and return reading op. dead ip. i will still play naruto storm 3 and 4, idk what to do with naruto anymore.
>>286175681you're telling me this mf who squared up with 6 tails can't land an easy hit on kekashi?oop... nevermind>>286175916what the hell is with this guy. he's so lore breaking
>>286175916I'm not thinking only enjoying Robothumb-man.
>>286179724You're not convincing anyone. Go ahead and write a handwritten note and post it.
>>286177220Tsunade's job is sucking Naruto's dick above all else
>>286179724Read all the omake. Kishi drew and wrote those too.
>>286175966>The strongest Hidden Village
>>286177220what did you expect her to fight pain herself?
>>286179724>idk what to do with naruto anymore.Hop on Super Clash of Ninja 4 and Revolution 3/Special.
>>286179728The 6 tails wasn't really that skilled a fighter I think.
>>286179881Anime 6 Tails put in work
Does Kishi understand that no one finds his story interesting and everyone here because of his art? >>286179013even if naruto looks like on the right people wouldn't complain and eat it for plot.
>>286179781Link?
>>286179908Yeah but that is filler and the original poster was scaling pain off of the 6 tails, so if we then scale the 6 tails off pain we're going in circles.
this arc looks so much better in B&W
>>286179917And I feel like this is the reason why Squid 8 failed, random no-name artist + Kishi's old shounen writing.Mc looks ugly. I read the first chapter and not interested in completing it.
>>286179933Theres multiple. Just use mangadex.
>>286179917Wrong. I like both and people have been shitting on Nishio for years.
>>286180082>NishioKishi likes him and copied his character designs
>>286176784
>>286178312She should let him have a little succ
>>286179137Anime really did buff up the manga material despite the tiny minority who sometimes say "n-not canon!!"
>>286180045>the first chaptermc is even hates his dad just like boruto but this time because mc is disabled retard. even more stupid. i hate you for taking care of me? hhaa...
>>286180292Oh really i think she should’ve given him a bit more than little suck
>>286179556Bananaruto
>>286179724Yeah. You're not Russian
>>286180500He's doubling down on the slang, but only after it was pointed out he didn't use more complex phrases or colloquialisms. LLMs crawl forums constantly, they can produce slang sentences on prompt reliably nowadays.
>>286180256That's literally Sasuke with a vagina, Kishi you hack.
>>286180292>>286180447
Gaara should've gotten Shukaku back and befriended him, and also should've used Magnet Style at some point (he does in the novels apparently). Also let him bang that one cute girl in his village who wanted his dick, he deserves it.Kankuro should've just done more in general and also levelled up his puppet stuff to approach Chiyo's level, also the retcon that all of his puppets were made by Sasori is lame and should've never happened. Maybe let him use Magnet Style too.Temari should've had sex with me not Shikamaru. All things considered she was handled ok especially by female Naruto character standards though.There should've been a mini arc where that minor loose end involving their sense killing Hayate was closed, focusing on Yugao.
>>286180679All lame ideas
>>286180678what episode is this?
>>286180679Puppets just can't keep up with the rest of the bullshit going on in late Shippuden, Sasori was barely even a puppeteer anymore with how he fought, Kankuro never had a chance
>>286180678Dogruto isn't worthy of that
So would Sakura allow Naruto to have such an ugly haircut?
>>286176043More importantly than getting the tailed beasts, he taught him how to use rinnegan (in the guise of Madara, who claimed to be someone meant to guide the reincarnation of sage)Before being taught, Pain was essentially just using the gedo statue, which is a lot more liable to cause the whole world to seek you out
>>286180823Yes, she's as flimsy as Sakura.Only Ino or Temari or Hanabi would whip Naruto into shape.
Pain’s success in this mission solely relies on surprise. Reminder that retard Jiraiya could have passed on his message while still being alive and this invasion wouldn’t be as devastating. Imagine a team comp of Kakashi, Jiraiya, Tsunade, and Sage Naruto fighting the Paths. As strong as Pain is, he would lose to them pretty soundly. If Danzig actually have a fuck, he’d kill a path or two on his own. This isn’t mentioning Guy either.
>>286180823As long as its not the Nu-ruto yee yee ass hair
>>286179917Most people that like the series like the plot.
Yeah, I'm thinking sex with Konan
>>286180903Konan would be forced to join in.Would she have changed the outcome? Uh no lmao. But it would be very sad to see our queen die.
>>286180903how many black holes can tendo make if nagato doesn't waste chakra?
>>286180903>Kakashi, Jiraiya, Tsunade, and Sage NarutoAll of them would job to chibaku tensei.
>>286180739Boruto deleted episode. Pierrot found it too spicy for viewers and scrapped the scene, but animator still released it for shit n giggles. If Naruto's image is already destroyed by Boruto making him an overworked office clerk then there's no reason to try to fix it. Naruto cheating on Sakura makes sense men love to cheat on their wives.
>>286181013There's plenty to go around!>dick shredded>*explodes*
>>286181013She's already taken (by me). Find someone else.
>>286179167How does she sneak around with those things?
Hinata is one of those bland girls you settle with because you're lonely and everyone else is already married
>>286181171But enough about Tenten.
https://imgur.com/a/XKwJ4/#0
>>286181171Nah dog.
>>286175966>That Ino>that Tsunade>Samui Blondes are too powerful in this series.
>>286181081
>>286181049>>286180678hmmm....remember the sleepover tweet?
>>286181248If only Ino was in the 106 Club too
>>286181262>used goodsyuck!
>>286181293you're going to have a hard time finding a partner buddy.
>>286181171I'd kill for Hinata right about now, but all I see around me are Sakura shadow clones.
>>286181171Yeah
I'm busy. I'm making Samui booba edits.
>>286181404>>286181233>>286181207>>286181183samefag
>>286181233need the full sauce.
>>286181549Here my friend. https://x.com/nara17325159213/status/2024064507736395942
>>286181489I'm sorry Sakura shadow clone, but you really are not interesting or unique, and you disappear in poof of smoke at first sign of trouble.
>>286175567>every character here could've been of major importance>4 of them are introduced while alive, 5 if you wanna be generous with unconscious Roshi on SamehadaBee really defied all the odds. Also r.i.p. giganigga Han, dude is fucking massive, he's the size of two Yaguras stacked on top of each other
>>286175966>ino ass and hag mile long cleavagepeak page
>>286181262>>286181069who else finds it's hotter than this>>286181013like the chinese game version skin just screams please masturbate to me, buy my skin, you dicklet
>>286181171Is this just because we're 17 chapters away from her confession?
>>286181074Yahiko...
>>286180714How is the shukaku one lame?
>>286181265heavy
>>286181171The problem is that the majority of fans have unfortunately never had a girlfriend or sex.Irl hinata has no personality no triats that make her interesting.>sakura. Is a nurse and enjoys cooking and loves shows and art like fireworks.>ino.Runs a flower, loves bbq and juicy meats is also a nurse and now a federal agent.>tenten.Is a weapon nut and runs her personal weapon shop while usually training and keeping her battle stats in check.What does hinata bring to the table ?? Despite being faithful committed and knitting scarfs because despite all that she is bland.
>>286181044>Jobbed to 8 tails of 50% Kurama
>>286181282>>286181457
>>286181736>and enjoys cooking and loves showsSo does Hinata.>and art You're assuming this from that one off inferaction with Sai?>fireworksThat's filler.>loves bbq and juicy meatsI don't think that's ever implied beyond the fact they go there due to choji.>while usually training and keeping her battle stats in check.All the kunoichi did this.
>>286181736>The problem is that the majority of fans have unfortunately never had a girlfriend or sex.Only you, jeet.
>>286181736No use arguing. Hinata fans basically just want a loving sex doll.
>>286181742seriously how the fuck can they justify sharingan being able to no-sell kurama? it's so dumb
>>286181808>All the kunoichi did thisDid Hinata even make Jounin rank. I wouldn't be surprised if she was still a chuunin.
>>286181736Waifufags are such a weirdly funny specimen to me because whenever they try to validate why they picked the waifu they did they out themselves as extremely shallow.>Look, my favorite female loves a very commonly liked food and [filler shit]! Isn't she special!?
>>286181896Neither Tenten or Ino became jonin.And since when were you under the impression that effort is always rewarded?
>>286181945>Tenten or Ino became joninTenten makes sense. Kinda surprising Ino never made it though.
>>286181669>please masturbate to me, buy my skin, you dicklet
So does giving birth to two healthy kids counts as a feet since it's humanity's purpose to reproduce?Then Hinata wonEven counting Boruto jobbing to alien genes Ikemoto wants Sarada to marry Bort. Uchiha's genes overwritten by ootsutsuki dna.Still we have Himawari. Anyway, Hinata won.
>>286182032>as a feet*feat
>>286181920My favorite is very deep and I still can't convert many to my cause...
>>286181171You could do much worse but it's trve that Hanabi is the Jewel of the Hyuuga clan
>>286181847>Hinata fans basically just want a loving sex doll.Kishimoto made her that way. We are just carrying his will.
>>286182087>hanabi picnot reading.jeet.
>>286182087Shut the fuck up retarded jeet
>>286181988Her last official rank was chunin and nobody handling the IP has ever bothered to specify the characters' ranks.Ironically, the novels imply that Ino, Kiba, Choji and Tenten(?) did become jonin eventually, Shino and Hinata didn't get the same treatment because it's stated in Boruto that they retired early.
>>286182087Indian...
>>286182032Hinata is unironically the only useful woman in the village, all the other careerist sluts are either doomscrolling wine aunts or shat out one kid, causing birthrates to be below replacement.
>400+ postsThe schizo started up his LLM again?
>>286182087>HanabiJeet alert
I know that every hinatafag is black american.
>>286182087I can smell this post and it's repulsive. Yuck. Someone open a window.
>>286182087MALDING browns replying to this post btwQUEENabi is our hero
>>286182231>>286182087The only brown here is (You), sasukejeet
>>286181044
>>286182010well would you?
>All the replies to that one postSo no one can post Hanabi ever again?
>>286182214>AmericanHow DARE you!We're actually latinos, thank you very much.
>>286182087Indeed she is. She perfectly embodies the HOEga spirit! Unlike Hinata the prude...
But would you still love Hinata if she was petanko
>>286182272The schizo is replying to himself.
>>286182032'nata feet
Hinata is made for kage breeding
>>286182354>Naruto bringing in his wife to the gokage Summit so it just becomes one big orgy
>>286182087>*jeetjeetjeet sounds*Hrm?
>>286182231Naruto would have noticed Hanabi a lot sooner in childhood if she more bratty like Sakura/Hana
-went from narusaku posting to hinata posting then larped as hinatafag sprinkled with konan postingAnything for my dear Narutards! Enjoy your daily dead internet dose!
>>286175615>Dr. Umino, I’m Akatsuki
>>286182436I meant to type Hinata there first
>>286175726He realized Kakashi has a sharingan.
>>286176402Not all toads are sages.
>>286182441You know how to greentext. Don't pretend.
>>286175956The guy was a puppeteer, he's basically a super Sasori.>>286178861>We later see Nagato do the same thing with his own body.Which always felt like plothole.
>>286177220>here's your nine tails, now please leave my village
Sakon's word is my zakon
>>286176189Eww
>>286181345>defending used goodscuck
>>286182272I miss when mods would wordfilter overused phrases, there's a certain 4 letter word that really could be changed into something nicer
>>286182436i just realised H*nabi is just a plot coupon for Hinata. - beat her a toddler for forced drama- watched Hinata snuggling with Naruto HER ONLY APPEARENCE IN NARUTO TIMESKIP- jobbed and got her eyes stolen for Hinata and Naruto to gather a team to save her Just nothingburger of a character.>>286182656>да, вот так могу. доволен?>>286182731>zakonхороший мальчик.
>>286181742>jobbed to the two strongest tailed beasts and itachiOk? Kakashi, Jiraiya, Tsunade, and Sage Naruto would still job to chibaku tensei.
>>286175634Is this the only time these two interacted?
Reminder Hinata canonically beat Hanabi in the novels.
>You now can't shitpost toddler Hanabi low diffing Hinata>You now can't post GIF of toddler Hanabi beating HinataUsed to shitpost to trigger for fun, desu, the joke was overused. Oh, we still have Hinata confession going nowhere. I don't like cukc spamming but that's all we got besides powerscalling.I don't wan to be called a jeet.
>>286182898Also if we count omake Hinata reclaimed position as Hyuga heiress. Hanabi just shat herself offscreen and leaved to fuck kumo men to cope.
>>286181766no one cares....i just spend 10 minutes on this edit....
Is Hanabi outlawed now?
>>286183030I notice you always do a lone post with a greentext saying "You can't post x" every time you're called out. You're so easy to spot due to your very distinguishable style of posting.
>>286182791That word wasn't used at all in yesterday's thread
>>286183245No, my daughter belongs to EVERYONE! That's what it means to be a HOEga! If only Hinata could agree...
>>286180679>should've used Magnet Style at some pointIt's not stated but it's implied that the sand control is Magnet Style, when you consider that the Third Kazekage's Magnet Style controlled iron sand and the Fourth Kazekage's Magnet Style not only controlled gold dust but also gave him the eyerings when he activated it. Presumably they got their chakra from Shuukaku somehow.
I know we're well past it, but in the Sasuke vs Deidara fight Sasuke being able to evade C4 makes 0 sense. I get that he can see chakra but the size of the giant Deidara makes it basically impossible to avoid. And why would Deidara detonate the giant to disperse the tiny bombs if he wasn't 100% sure Sasuke would be in range of them, and he should have easily noticed that he was outside the range of them if he was able to fly outside of the range.
>>286182815You're not Russian. Stop
>>286183467If the range was unavoidable for Sasuke then Deidara wouldn't have been able to avoid it either.
>>286182032>>286182087indian
>>286182898>canonically>novels
>You can't hate Boruto>You can't use Sasuke reaction images>You can't post Hanabi>You can't like Hyugas>You can't make any kind of Jokes about Sakura, Hinata or Tenten>You can't reference Hiashi's Keikaku>You can't dislike any female characters at all>You can't make any drawings whatsoever>You can't imagine fanfic scenarios >You can't say "motherfucker">You can't agree with anyone other than Sakon Approved™ posts >You can't use random file names ("he" posts those a lot) >You can't use funny file names either because ("he" uses that feature too) >You can't use words that other anons might have used in the past ("he"copies them)>You can't post talking about the manga (too much discussion = LLM) >You can't NOT post in the threads (that means "he's" banned from his "proxy" and that's why the thread is so slow)Or else you're "the jeet"Did I sum up this schizophrenia correctly?
>>286182815Want to elaborate on your use of хороший мальчик here instead of something more fitting like молодец?
>>286181576that first page got me like. same vibes. shippers are so funny. so cute, really.meanwhile in manga sakura wanted te feed naruto after he broke his arm and supported his hokage dream and supported naruto romancing hinata
>>286183646quick someone get AI to replace Hinata with Sasuke in the ending of The Last
>>286183555you do all these things you retarded indiananmime
>>286183555RaikageCHAD btw
>>286175567>Gaara never had full control of his tailed beast and was too different from the rest since Kishi didn't know what he was doing yet when he made him>Yugito gets killed as soon as she's introduced>Yagura has been dead since the series started>Roshi gets off screened defeated and killed>Han was probably the first jinchuuriki they ever caught>Utakata got a filler arc but didn't even show his tailed beast powers until a single filler episode way later>Fu was like Han and got a filler arc appearance but barely any screen time in it
I control Konoha.
>>286183595Хороший мальчик is when you playing with a dog like good boy who is a good boy. It's like when boy toddler goes in a potty you praise him. When boy is behaving well you say it too.it's playful and counts as babytalk Yes, it's used in sexual slang. For a grown man it's derogatory.Молодец is when you want to praise and you think of him like of the same peer as you. When a student answers correctly the teacher says it. Something like this. Also молодец is used for both man and a woman, (умница is less known but only used for women)>>286183489you still haven't replied to my 400 posts yet.....
>>286183975You don't know Russian
and all the posts stop when currysuke gets called out
>>286183517The novels are canon.
>>286183646Hippie sasuke was so based after being a fucking psycho path he reforms himself as a pacifist avenger and roams the earth to. Learn how to love.
>>286183761It's kinda weird Kishi had these half assed attempts at making their connection as jinchuriki relevant, like this art, when he never cared about doing anything with them in his story.
>>286183850We know Danzo.
>>286184149Not written by kishimoto
>>286184166>Hippie sasukeHis name is Taliban Sasuke.
>>286183975Honest question - why does it seem to matter to you that people don't believe you? On an anonymous image board? In a board that has nothing to do with nationalities? Any other anon shrugs it off and maybe goes "whatever you say, don't believe me then lol" and moves on to post something else. But you seem like you're desperate to get people to believe you.
>>286184188Drawing some =/= an attempt at making their connection as jinchuriki relevant.
>>286184188Honestly it was just a waste of resources to even make them exist. The only jinchuuriki that were necessary were Gaara(for his entire character) and Bee(training Naruto). Every other one could have not existed and the Akatsuki could have just caught the tailed beasts without a host like they did with the 3-tails.Their only purpose was being used as the 6 paths by Obito
>>286182898>>286183517>>286184204Kishimoto cares so little about either Hanabi or Hinata that in the Narutard date one-shot he refers to Hinata as the heiress of the clan. It’s pretty obvious he doesn’t give a shit about the Hyuuga at all, Hiashi is simultaneously fine with letting Hinata die on a mission while also being a caring father.
>>286182436>>286182087Fuck off jeet
>>286184236Oh well he still a hippie so
>>286183975Man, I wanted to dispel my doubts about you, but you listed WAY too much. And before you replied I ran the question through AI to see if your answer would differ much from it so I'd know if you try to bullshit me or not. Turns out you gave effectively the exact same answer as AI. You just dumbed down the explanation.
>>286184361The tailed beasts didn't need to exist either. The only relevant narrative is that Akatsuki are trying to capture Naruto. If they capture 6 other beasts offscreen or not doesn't matter.They 6 paths of tobi thing also really sucked.
>>286184361The only jinchuuriki that were necessary were Gaara(for his entire character) and Bee(training Naruto).Good thing Kishi only focused on them then.
>>286184149We will once again go over how canonicity works.No novels are canon to Naruto.Naruto is canon to the novels.Novel content might be adapted to anime filler but is not manga canon.Thank you for playing, novelfag.
>>286175567What an insane waste of characters. Genuinely Kishimoto was on some full retard shit to not do anything with most of these guys but dedicate years to the slog of the War Arc.
>>286184204don't try to sperg. even without the novels, Hanabi got off-screened by Hinata.>>286184245>why does it seem to matter to you that people don't believe you?At first it was because he spammed and called me jeet for two weeks and i'm here only for one month. (He started calling me jeet because 4chan is banned in my country and i'm using vpn to enter the site. I posted arts and lore related questions then they got deleted.) Then I reflexed, I don't really care. Yes, that's why I haven't posted any pics of my white skin, or my keyboard or paper with cursive. Even my reply wasn't as as "haha gotcha bitch" it was a honest answer even if the anon was trolling. Anyway, I was planned to stop doing this since it's off-topic and let people enjoy discussing naruto without provoking anyone.
>>286177217She's extremely lonely in her village and doesn't really like it much.
>>286184363Hyuga clan was like a trial run for Kishi to see if he could get the eyeball drama working in weekly format and after it was a good enough success he moved on to building up the Uchiha drama
>>286184530>No novels are canon to Naruto.Yes they are.
>>286175567Every single character here has some strong eye-catching element to their design except Yugito, there is just nothing to her.
>>286182863Kakashi bullies Iruka just before the Chunin Exams. Iruka says the kids aren't ready, Kakashi bullies him. Turned out that Iruka was entirely correct.
>>286184507>The tailed beasts didn't need to exist eitherThey need to exist for the 10 tails to exist.
>>286177788>>286177823Its meant to keep Pain from chasing Iruka.
>>286175567What's up with the dude with crotch battery and bong?
>>286184735Her hair and beads are hidden and Kishi drew her eyes, that were beautiful in the manga really shittily here. He might just hate her.
>>286183689
I stopped caring for Sasunaru after realising it's just Sasusaku but yaoislop
>>286175934>>286177311Its the same as those little Chinese concert pianists that can play all of Chopin's canon from memory by age 8 and then disappear by age 20. He just peaked super early and never got stronger past that point. Prodigy means accelerated growth, doesn't say what his max is. >>286177409Shikamaru is both weak and stupid.
>>286184771Kakashi wanted to humble them because they were getting on his nerves.
Another succesfull thread
>>286184955>and never got stronger past that pointHe got a lot stronger after the war arc
>>286184955>Shikamaru is both weakOk sur->and stupidb8
>>286176043Tobidara is the only guy on the planet that could kill Nagato no-diff, just by teleporting into his goon chamber and ripping his heart out. >>286180882I have zero memory of Obito teaching Nagato anything about the Rinnegan.I'm pretty sure that never happened.
>>286185000That was just scaling along with his students.
>>286184896he uses bubble jutsu. They gave him a whole filler arc in the anime where he meets Naruto and fights pain
>>286185093He deals with pain by getting high?
>>286185121CARLOS!
>A man using bubble jutsu Not a great idea. I remember pierrot gave Utakata a filler girlfriend just to make him look straight.
>>286183555You're only allowed to post manga relevant discussion and/or theorycrafting for a series that finished over a decade ago
>>286178861Super dumb because Nagato could have just given himself robo legs all along.
>>286185165imagine the smell
>>286177220Tsunade's entire psychology is built around Naruto wanking. It is literally the only think keeping her alive right now.
>>286175567I wish Han and Roshi interacted with Naruto more, since they know Kushina existed and she was 9th jinchuuriki
>>286185250piss stained spats..
>>286185422I don't
Why Naruto doesn't have red hair
>>286182827I was talking about Chibaku tensei, Naruto literally brute forced through that thing by using more tails.
>>286185422>since they know Kushina existed and she was 9th jinchuurikiRetcon
>>286185165Did she crap her self
>>286185468his design predates Uzumaki bullshit, he used to just be a kitsune
>>286185501we only like piss here
>>286185493They’re both dead nobodies, I think that’s more of a reveal.
>>286185493>Retconnope>>286185559based editor cutting that shit.
>>286185164>A man using bubble attacksSHIIIIIZAAAAAAA
>>286185501
>>286185635not brown.
>>286185366based nishio making them all round and cute.based kishi for copying anime designs
>>286185592>nopeYep. The one shot was stupid.
>>286185082Glad you admit you were wrong.
>>286185768I like it.
Naruto's penis is only 4 inches while erect.
>>286185896Canon?
Sasuke prefers them on the small side anyway
>>286185850actually no i remember it featuring kushina more than minato then i remember if not "minato" one-shot then we would get another itachi one-shot.then i like sakura i would like to see her lore more.feels like a turd between two slices of bread. overall. good .
>>286185977I don't believe any one-shot would have been good. Maybe the mission Kakashi's dad did that drove him to suicide.
why didn't itachi gave sasuke yata mirror and totsuka blade
sleepy bitches....
>>286186039Why are the Yata Mirror and Totsuka Blade implied to be ancient relics yet they look like they were designed specifically to go with Itachis susanoo. Why do they look like they're made of chakra when they're supposed to be physical tools. Why do they disappear and appear at the same time as Itachis susanoo when they're supposed to be tools, where the hell is Itachi storing them.Those things are just another asspull.
>>286185896i like it.
>>286185977I like Sakura too, but what did you want to see?
>>286185896Above average in Japan
>>286186039>>286186109The way I read the dialogue was that Orochimaru was wrong: he merely assumed they were physical tools, but they were actually inherited Uchiha abilities. They’re just inherent to Itachi, but have manifested in the clan previously, so they were recorded in history
>>286186190Endless buffs for solo man
>>286186190This, although it's possible that other ninja could have accessed them by unusual or unique jutsu, similar to how Minato figured out how to summon the Death God with hand signs that previously needed a special Uzumaki mask to manifest.
Goku.
What did Sakura and Kakashi do all this time together as team 7.
>>286186627
>>286181171If I had a Hinata right now Id be set for life. Too bad lots of irl women are just sakura tier.
>>286175567A little late to introduce them now that 6 of them are dead, and of the three left one doesn't have his beast anymore.
>>286184149No they aren't dumbass
>>286187199>coping NarutardNaruto lost
>>286187252Considering you're stinking up the thread I'd say you lost hard. Maybe go to a place that doesn't anger you.
>>286175809>only time you can go into sage mode is when you have lots of comrades aroundFor instance, a thousand clones
>>286186627Filler no jutsu epside starts>Assign a new jobber member to team 7 name him similar as Naruto, for example Baruto> Baruto guy acts like a retard with unfunny gags, and a crush on Sakura. Have this Baruto guy get beat by Sakura. They warm up to each other eventually. > They go on a mission together with Kakashi > Baruto no plot armor guy just dies in front of team 7, Sakura tried to heal him no luck.> This traumatic episode pushed her to train more medical jutsu with Tsunade. > Kakashi doesn't cares he is already experienced. Have him console Sakura. Minato team flashback.
>>286186627Honestly I can't remember. Kakashi (and Kishi) mostly just ignored her.
>>286187270Naruto, the character, wanted Sakura and did not get her. Coping isn’t healthy.
>>286175828If he knew that entering sage mode mid-fight is too dangerous why did they snide at Jiraiya when he summoned them to help him transform. He would've had to do that whether he had mastered sage mode or not.
>>286187320>t.lunatic
>>286187379>still crying It’s okay. Naruto lost. He moved on.
Didn't we had a filler where Sakura became a chuunin?
>>286187446You ignored Sakuras feelings on the matter. Instead you self insert into her and wanna get rounded by Naruto. Wasn't gonna happen maam. Let go.
>>286187472Idk. I do remember a sports festival tho. Think it was an OVA.
>>286186125Sakura giving birth to Boruto
>>286185977She doesn't really have lore.
>>286187480Can you say that without crying, Narutard? Hinata is still second place.
>>286187472Tenten won that arc
>>286187552I forgot you guys also dont like Naruto too. Its why you can throw names like that around. Weird. It was a 1 horse race.
>>286187553
>>286187562no, it’s just that you blatantly self insert and then cry about a fake girl rejecting your fake self-insert for decades like this isn’t a series about befriending serial killers
>>286187573
>>286187578I haven't mentioned the rejection once. Take your meds miss
>>286187602you have to be 18 to post here
>>286187625Stop shitting up the thread shipfaggot
>>286187640Naruto’s crush is part of the story.You should stop crying about a fictional woman.
>>286187658>something kishi didn't care about is importantBait or retardation.
I want to see Sakura suffer a lethal injury and perform self-surgery on herself. Yeah, it's based on that doctor picture, but I think it would be cool like badass normal moment in a world of kekkei genkai mages
>>286187897She desperately needs something cool like that yea
>>286187897Tsunade should teach her mitoetic regen
>>286185039He definitely says it in the episode where he first approaches Nagato Yahiko and Konan, but it's never shown happening. I think it's during the Obito flashbacks at the end of his arc as Juubito, but I could be wrong there. It's the one where Yahiko initially tells him to never talk to them again, and Zetsu slaughters the Akatsuki filler nin, Obito makes sure Danzo's plan to kill Yahiko goes throughI also think he might mention it w Madara when they're talking about how Nagato used rinne rebirth for his own ends, but I'm unsure about that