Sxarp fucking had it! She will put this thread on fire!
>>287241240gochiworking for the gochiweekend
>>287241240gochi dead inside
Gochistream next week.
IM GONNA SHOOT
>>287241411damn already? time goes by so fast
>>287241240Sxarp insurance fraud
>>287241411Is that true?
>>287241650The house is not hers it belongs to ama usa an
>>2872416857 days 2 hours 30 minutes.
>>287241745This. She's definitely burning it down for wholesome reasons, not profit or greed.
>>287241745But it could still be insured.
I'M GOCHIBOOZING
>>287241240Syaruwa did nothing wrong
>>287241981I gochiboozed (drank 3 cups of coffee in a row)
>>287241981the best part of waking upis acid in your cofeeee
The best part of waking upIs Shyaro (juice) in your cup
>>287242430Yummy.
scrap schizo
>>287242156Then why is she poor?
>>287242627Her rich parents want to train her to be frugal.That's it.
>>287242627Syaro is not poor!She has many riches!
>>287242627chinowife so smart
I can barely maintain reason.I overdid it.
>>287242627yes
>>287241411>>287241757Yay!>>287241650>>287241790Sxarp deserves that money and a better house.
>>287241981>>287243142What are you drinking?
chyno
>>287243810Cutie.
>>287243885Big
>>287243810What happened?
HBD
>>287244248chynobill
>>287244316Who is Miho?
>>287244401my cow's name
>>287244401From A-Channel.I still have to watch it.
>>287244423I mean the one on that pic, not Miho from GuP.>>287244477OK.
Sxarp has gochiboozed too much
>>287244697Me too!
>>287244850Drink water right fucking now!
>>287244921Too late. One day I will wake up and feel like shit and call the doctor and they will diagnose me with cirrhosis and then I'll day after another year of suffering.
>>287245024anyon... nyoo... don't joke about that...
>>287245158Joke?
>>287245024They're gonna have pig liver transplants soon.Hopefully I don't survive that long.Gochspeed.
>>287245024>>287245458YOU MUST LIVE!
my doctor diagnosed me with chinosis
>>287245584Many such gochicases.
>>287245492no
>>287245492Is there a "do it for her" for every gocchi?
>>287245633YES
>>287245584What are the symptoms?
>>287246067Inflammation of the Chino.
>>287242627Bourgeoisie oppression.
Sxarp...
>>287246305Me gochiboozing on the right.
>>287246195Is it curable?
>>287245024>bragging about how you can afford doctorsWow, look at moneybags over here! The nerve of some people..
Gochipals, I just got back from the Emer6 Room The doctors said I got a fatal case of Mayapeocia.They said if I quit now I might live a few more years, but if I keep going the way I am, I might only have a few weeks left.I can't help it I can't stop Maya addiction.
>>287246399>Purpopy I act like this around Cocoa too
>>287246448I'm just not american.
>>287246520I would bite Cocowa but only in a playful way it wouldn't actually hurt her.
>>287246483It's not worth it without gochiposting anyway.
>>287245024I though you said before that you stopped drinking?
>>287246632>implying there's only one gochiboozer
>>287246546>can afford doctors>gets to drink as much as he wants >not American Again with the bragging! The audacity of this guy!
>>287239814Twins derangement syndrome (TDS)
I think they should kill all the japanese immigrants in their european town
>>287246667I also had my periods of heavy gochiboozing, particularly a year ago in this period and around the festive period, I managed to get out of it and I only drink a couple of beers a week now, so this makes three gochiboozers of which two have stopped or have it under control, you can do it too anon.
>>287246741The only confirmed japanese are chiya and her family and all they do is run a shop with wacky product names.
>>287246770I still need to gochibooze 1-2 times a week, which is around as much as 3-4 bottles beers in a single session.
>>287246811thats enough of a reason.
>>287246884All those beers are going to make you fat, google "beer belly".
>>287247058I only said "as much as". I drink various alcoholic beverages. What I am worried about is that my liver is getting fat (fatty liver syndrome, it's when useful functional liver cells die and get replaced by fat cells, until only useless fat is left).
>>287245655only for the ones that matter
A toast
>>287247181A non-alchoholic toast
>>2872468843-4 gochbeers is not that much, you'll be fine.
chino is the besto desu
I drank 4-5 beers a night for the past 2+ years to cope with my shitty job and while I did get a belly, my bloodwork, scans, and cardiovascular tests all came back fine which surprised me. Humans are tough.
>>287247328I hope you have a better job now.
>>287247146There is one for Chiya and I think I remember there was one for Sxarp but I have lost it.>>287247285>>287247328What do you mean exactly by a gochibeer? For me it's usually 660ml bottles (a little more than a pint) with 5% to 7% alc.>to cope with my shitty job I always said that work kills.
>>287247543I say 4 beers, but it was usually more like 1 or 2 big cans of the most potent 10% alcohol beer at the gas station near work, which translates to 4~5 "regular" beers.
>>287247543I set one beer at 500ml at 5%. For example, 4 beers would be as bit more than a third of a bottle of vodka (700ml at 40%), unless I fucked up my grade school math.
>>287247993cute chino
>>287247403Cute wife brushing her hair before bedtime (with me)
>>287248056Did you make this, anon?
>>287248332DO (YA)
I guess the Sxarp one doesn't exist or I couldn't find it, no Rize either, found this alternate Cocoa one though.
>>287248467Sxarpposters just want to die. They need no motivation to stay alive.
>>287248504But you have to live, do it for Sxarp!
Aoyama's Blue Mountains!
>>287247993>>287249199cute burumas
i shoot love pals
>>287249437dont shoot
nobody cares about maya
>>287249888Oh yes somebody does!Me!Maya is mine!
>>287243723>I'm~ the Cocoa in the box>Buried~ in my BREAD
>>287249888cute fuyu
I want this Cocoa witch figure now.
>>287251390Gee billy, how come your mom lets you have 2 cocoa figures?
>>287251461Eto... I have six Cocoa figures...
I remember that anon that was collecting all the PLUM gochifigures.
>>287252051NTA but I was in the PLUM SHOP in Chino last year and they had all the figures but the chino one as it sold out... settled on buying only the rabbit house model :(
It's Yuki's (pink Chino) birthday!
>>287252772>the PLUM SHOP in Chino???>>287252865>It's Yuki's (pink Chino) birthdayThere's a thread, yukipal.
>>287252917PLUM have an official store, it's name is "PLUM SHOP 諏訪店" which is Suwa Shop but it's actually in Chino city, you can find it on google maps.
>>287253046>it's real
>>287252772Had a similar experience at the Azone shop (actually at three different Azone shops) found many gochi dolls but couldn't find the cocoa doll I was looking for, the pain is real.
>>287253436Please do not get gochidolls, they are demonic and I heard they "wake up" in the middle of the night and kill their owners. They also look scary.
Fire meggers out of a ballista.
>>287253503Gochidolls are cute...
having chino thoughts
>>287253706Cocoa !!!!!¡!!!She's so adorable!Aaaaaaaaa!
We got a mysterious witch here.
>>287253359I'm going to headpat this Chino!
All witches canonically go to hell btwIt's in the bibble
>>287243906I thought she was holding cum-filled condoms (by me).
suya thread died...
>>287254700It's Amausa's special gween tea.
>>287254724Rest (literally) in peace, suyaaa~
>>287254724meh
>>287255235rude brat needs correction
>>287255637yes, if by "correction" you mean "to be spoiled with mofumofu"
>>287255698yes, if we assume >>287234332 to be the definition of mofu
>>287255854well I'm not certain what "gochirape" is, but seeing as how it's prefixed by "gochi" it must be wholesome, cute, and, sweet- so I agree
Why did she do this?I didn't even ask
>>287256384Perhaps she just really likes you!
>>287252865
>>287257078my kyuutie
doya
chino boxing
>>287256384Advertising the product.
Kissing this lil' scrapper, for free!
>>287260465negotiating with sxarp to get her to give me a long hug
>>287260486Hugs are free, silly!
>chair clattering noises
>>287260603the tasteful thickness of it...
Syaro NO
>>287260767Why not?
>>287260767>>287260867The smell of purpol.
>>287254628We're all pagans here
>>287260542yay :)in that case, have a melonpan on me, sxrapper
>>287254628>>287261127We are all satanists here.
>>287261188I can and will save Cocoa.
>>287241240ShouryioSaloSiojisiSukfuio
>>287261188What did they sacrifice?
>>287261473Tippy's soul.
>>287260542One hug from Syaro would heal all my pain and sorrows
>>287261812One single taste of pure, warm bliss would make the rest of my cold and meaningless life feel all the more bleak and vain.I'd rather live out the rest of my days in the cave, having never seen the light.What sense is there in knowing firsthand exactly what you're missing?
>>287261860Spending every day with Cocoa for the rest of my life, getting an infinite supply of hugs is the only answer
>>287261913I wish you good luck.
>>287261393>Salo
Chino wants to fuck.
>>287262703
>>287262787vampire chino!
>>287262900You can't post that!
imagine life without chino
>>287262891>costs 0.50$ more
By me.
>>287262944impyonssible
>>287241981Chino's spiked kohi!
>>287263190That's a big mushroom, sxarp is only used to bean sprouts. Her stomach will not recover from this
>>287263190>>287263612Stretching up Sxarp's
stockpiling sxaro water special reserve for predicted price increase
>>287263830You're going to share the profits with her, right?
>>287263984no, we agreed on one time paymentI can be convinced however
The hotwife
>>287264043>>>/trash/
>>287264043>>>/vip/
Sxarp is for public use.
He finally published it on pixiv. Same md5 though.
>>287264661my wife chino is so cute
>>287264389Sxarp is a public good
>>287264087my wife chino is so playful
Long overdue
No.
>>287265120 Cute wife Syaro even more cute
>>287266002You fool! Only a silver bullet can kill a werebeast, she'll regenerate by daybreak.
Ok it's really far passed time to purge this thread of all the vulgars, the weirdos, the creeps and the jerkosAll you freaks get out and stay out !
Why are Megu and Twins so hated but Maya so loved?
>>287266002Sorry wrong direction.
Why is my Sxarp so rude and violent?
>>287266171I think only one guy hates Megu as a joke and same with twins desu
>>287266171A single guy hates every character from gochiusa. In fact he also hates gochiusa and has never watched it, he's only here to shitpost.
Manga pdfs: https://pixeldrain com/l/Nv9evthe
>>287266232what's megu made of?
>>287267275>>287257205
>>287267275virus
>>287266587But look anon "he" posts the manga! >>287267275
>>287267302not a viruse :(
>>287267275bacteria
>>287267275antidote
>>287267313He was talking about you probably. Though I do think that the hate against megu and the twins was by multiple people and not serious.
>>287266587>A single guy hates every character from gochiusa. In fact he also hates gochiusa and has never watched it, he's only here to shitpost.You mean the person who got banned for 30 days?
>>287267465metapal...
>>287267275Worst file format for manga.
>>287267455I love all the gochis.
>>287267577Though you hate random gochipals for no reason.
>>287267607I love all the gochipals.
>making up shit all the time to have something to complain aboutMetawhiner really should kill himself.
>>287267659>>287267313
ghostpals...
>>287267665What an intentionally vague post, who's making what up?
>>287241240xero
>>287267671I love even "him", here's some chokoreto to show my love!
>>287267880Kill yourself.
>>287267910Cute tsundere.
Nakayoshi!
Everyone here loves Natsu Megumi.
>>287266171We love Megu and the twins here.
>>287267540What would be a better format?
>>287268417Paper and hard cover.
>>287268417png in a zip file (often called .cbr).
>>287268475Correction, cbr is done for rar files, cbr for zip.
any .cbz fans here?
>>287267540but it's the best method for spreading a virus
Eastern is commonly associated with rabbits.Guess why.
>>287268673I like cbz and I like sxarp.
>>287269075because rabbits mate a lot
>>287269170Yes that's right, rabbits mate a lot!
Mating...
strip chess with Chino
S
X
>>287267364
>>287269509FUCK YOUUUU
A
N
R
>>287269543gomin
O
B
>>287269461And Chino is losing
Y
W
I
>>287241240reminderr to read my gochiusa storyit's about you being cocoa's bf and going to rabbit house to find out where Cocoa was because she has gone missingits called Cocoa wa doko, its unfinished because I ran out of fundshttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1BGzfrXv_YCC8Rrl9P4kTTVcUckC2r_vlXYMrJEWbEG0/edit?usp=sharing
Sxxanroby WIN!!!
G
>>287269716virus
>>287269718Based Sxxanroby
>>287269718WING*
>>287269716Did you write this yourself?
>>287269807yes, many moons ago. I did use ai to correct grammar and whatnot, since I'm esl, but yes it was me. I'm trying to pitch Kyoani for it.
everything I do to chino is dirty and wrong, but I can tell that she likes it, and she can't deny that
I love the twins so much it's unreal
>>287270071urge to shred rising
>>287270071cock rising
The Twins
I love Megu so much it's unreal
>>287270179She looks completely naked.
>>287270086>>287270157>>287270179not gochiusa
cocoa's butt
I will never forgive Mocha for her many crimes.
>>287270378coco has assumed the position
>>287270345>>287270378I'm going to stick it inside
Cuties.
>>287270086Not my twins
>>287270378Delete this
>>287270086Wait a second
>>287270157I want to commit a crime...
>>287241981what does chino's feelings taste like?
>>287271139Like LSD.
>>287270936I love those twins so much it's unreal
>>287270378Undelete this
>>287271379Elu is assuming the position.
>>287270595Dumb anon, now he actually deleted it!
>>287241240holy FUCK sxorp calm down
>>287271418NEET girls look like that?!
>>287271427I'm weak to peer pressure
>>287271480Everything will be fire.
>>287271529https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-elrBaLmHE
>>287267693We don't talk about ghosts here.
So... all things considered, is /gochi/ inclining or declining?https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/233421971/https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/247859899/https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/253645195/https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/269181037/https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/273469424/https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/278927295/And why?https://strawpoll.com/kjn1DrDK2yQ
>>287266153I don't see any of those here though.
>>287272699Always declining, has been declining for decades.
>>287272699>aoyamaposter in almost all threadsHe's the best gochiposter.
>>287272699Soon gochiposting will achieve it's final form and we'll all ascend to the gochirealm.We don't have much left before the gochirenaissance.The gochimindvirus consumes all.
>>287270574my cute wives
>>287273442Nothing ever gochihappens.
...hapopens*
>>287273492>When Syaro looks at me like thisSomething go-gochihappens on my pants
Chino.
>>287273602>>287273609
>>287271427Sorry
>>287273977I don't like that video of Cocowa being in distress, please delete it.
>>287274024No
>>287273977Cocoa is so cute, even when she's worried. I wouldn't want her to be gone!
>>287274060
>>287274354>domestic abuseIs this yuri?
https://jiggie.fun/j9mX3T
i want to hug chino
luv me some gochislopluv me some palslopluv slopsimple as
Up next: Online poker with gochifriends
>>287275071douzo
>>287275157Cocoa is the prize
>>287275157I bet all my rabbit coins on Cocoa.(I have no idea how to play poker)
Wifey...
>>287276748my mushroom chino
The twins.
>>287276795eating the twins to whet my appetite
>>287276910Eating them where...?
>>287276795the twins found the girl they are going to レイプ tonight
>>287276963Yura has STDs.
I realized kinmosa is unironically better than gochiusa
>>287276961Their bed, my bed, their couch, my couch, wherever really.
>>287277405Likely... but if she doesn't, it would be super hot to have a threesome with her and one of the chimames (preferably Maya)
>>287277883>Maya and Yura
>>287278014Don't worry, I'd keep Maya safe!
>>287241411>3 episodes for each show each weekDoesn't feel much like an event tbqdesu
>>287279084Would you prefer more or less?Also I don't know if stream anon is even alive anymore. I'm not him.
What does this Maya shirt mean?
>>287246884Floofy Syaro being floofy around the house. The best
>>287279716Some dolphins are dynamically allocated, others are statically allocated.
>>287279716That shirts mean Maya Spirit animal is like a dolphin, Fast strong athletic smart acrobatic Nimble clever chirpy, cute, nubile intelligent swift agile and slippery
Maya is like a dolphin
>>287280034Maya's dolphin porn
Maybe stream anon really died...
>>287279207>>287280333What happened?
>>287279798naruho... waitwho/what is allocating dolphins, to whom/what/where, and for what porpoise?
Shyarnobyl
>>287280410No news, no updates on the schedule, even though the exciting event he was planning for a year is in less than a week.
>>287280411you don't own the dead dolphin storage?
>>287279889>nubile>slippery>>287280034>pichmm.
>>287280507pal I have no idea what you're talking about.
>>287280478I'm sure he is ok.
>>287280411It depends, you might want to allocated them on the stack or on the heap.
>>287280784it sounds like this hurts the dolphins... I can't imagine Maya would support that
>>287280887Maya's Japanese, so she probably sees dolphins and whales as tasty snacks.
>>287281096oh yeah, true.
Maya can't eat a whole whale.
interraChiyaL
>>287281295she could if it's a baby.
thinking chino
don't do that
thinking doya
>>287279798I would watch Usashiki.
>>287281744Sxarp and Yukari would bang since they're exactly what the other one wants (yellow/purple)
scrap lost
>>287281831
>>287269598
Thinkin' about thos Mayas
chinochan sniffing competition
>>287270476only fags want to stick it in butt
Stream anon doko?
>>287282259She's a good girl, it's hard not to think about her sometimes.
>>287282668he's in ghost
>>287282722>She's the best girl, it's hard not to think about her all the time.*Ftfy
>>287282951Nope.
>>287282982I was trying not to boost her ego too much
CHA-LA HEAD-CHA-LA
The tenshi thread concluded.