Why did they name her Ass Sucka?
>>287824690Because she sucks ass
Because she sucks ass
Asuka #1
>>287824690Because I want to suck her ass
>Say "mommy" to Asuka>She gets pissy>Say "mommy" to Rei>She'll be your mommyThat's why Rei is the better girl.
she's german
Her name is Azucar
>>287827007AzĂșcar y Rey
>>287824690Because she has horrific constipation so she needs a lamprey eel to latch onto her anus and suck her shit out on a daily basis
>>287827007_muy facil Moooooodeus una kablam en tu cabeza
>>287824690your guess is ass good as mine
>>287827871Jesus Christ how horrifying.
suka blyat
>oscar
>>287827776awful post
>>287824690
>>287824690Why did they name her Toe Sucker?
>>287828657
>>287828537oscar
>>287828657>>287828693
i liked the girl with the sega saturneveryone else sucked
>>287828713cute feet
>>287828683>That set where she sucks on Illya's
asooka
>>287828657I'm looking respectfully
>>287826057>AI slop>IMG_3942.jpg
>>287826831But Rei is daughterwife
>>287824690Her name is Aska
>>287832642Ask a what?
>>287826831Rei would think you're weird and ask you to not bother her.
>>287828537Oscar and Ryan
>>287828713Cute
>>287824826>>287824879>>287825074>>287825158I'd suck her ass
>>287833626>yeah I'd have sex with a 13-14 year old girl if it were legal
>>287833689???
>>287834610People here want to have sex with a girl thatâs 13-14 years old. The only reason why you havenât done so IRL is because itâs illegal and socially unacceptable
>>287833689>if it were legalif she was my wife
>>287833689>if
>>287828683Because I want to suck her toes
>>>/e/3080015
>>287835594>you want to fuck minorsNo, just Asuka.
>>287835625âŠwho is a minor. By that logic, youâd say you donât want to fuck dogs, just Scooby Doo
>>287835646Why are you bringing gay bestiality out of nowhere? That's so disgusting. Stop talking to me, you freak.
>>287824690pronebone coded
>>287835929Um please don't insult his mother.
If you didn't take the Misatopill pill yet you didn't fuck
>>287833689
Last Rebuild movie has lots of ass
>>287827871aifags don't find this uncanny because they have no soul
>>287832696
she made a lil log. would you still asuka
>>287831947>AI slopback to bluesky you retarded faggot
>>287838408>aifagsThe only people that cry this much about ai are the retards on twitter that circlejerk over their shitty tumblr art. You need to go back.
>>287838833brother that video looks like dogshit
>>287838836meanwhile multy million dollar anime to 3d looks like this.
>>287833689>>287834677>>287835646Asuka is 45 years old, she's a Christmas cake
>>287833689I mean..
>>287838752Yes
>>287824690hehehe, nice one
>>287832952I always like how well genderbent Eva works. Funny that Rei goes from a demure, submissive girl to looking like a cool, stoic, "strong silent" type guy.
>>287832952rei can be a male name too
>>287824690She is the impetuous and crude flying bird not Ass Sucka.
Fastsuka
How do I get a gf with this body type legally?
>>287838820>>287838833GMS
>>287840512Ryanami
>>287840512Rei Romano.
>>287828693>While being leered at by Gendo and Fuyutsuki from a tiny windowWhore
*a ŃŃĐșĐ° Đ»ĐŸĐ»
How did Shinji manage to control himself while living with this woman
>>287843706Kek
>>287838905that looks bad too
>>287824690It sounds like Oscar, not "ass sucker". The U is silent between voiceless consonants. Did you fags even watch the anime and pay attention to how they say her name?
>>287849049since she is german you pronounce the name with a U
>>287843578What do you want her to do? They're the ones in the wrong
>>287849049Most of these cunts are social media normalfags who only know the characters by the memes and porn.That's your average /a/ poster these days.
>>287851328Me and you brother, we are the last real ones still standing
I love how they dial up her bantz to 11 in the SIRP manga.
>>287849049It's just a meme, lad
What a slut.
>>287853102
>>287853102Can't a lady go around naked in her home?
>>287833689yes
>>287838820>>287838833Good morning, sirs
>>287835593This is my new Asuka pic for fapping
>>287833689Third impact was in 2015 Asuka would be like 25 now.But also, Out of ten!
>>287847130He probably did jerkoff at home sometimes, the hospital scene just does not seem like a first-time fap. Is it "controlling himself" if he's jerking off with her dirty socks wrapped around his face etc
It's a reference to her most iconic and desirable feature
>>287855947Shinji is in charge of laundry at the Katsuragi household, if his libido was working at all he would have at least thought about borrowing a pair of used pantsu
>>287856509she did NOT have all that
>>287856509disgusting
>>287856987>>287857094>on-model fagsDiscarded
>>287857129this is the idea asuka assuka size
azucar rey shinjiSugar King Shinji
>>287857288sugar ray shinji
>>287858433I love Eva
>>287847130cmon, its 2028we are granted the PAAAAWERRR!!!to change reality
>>287833689If it's legal then it's moral.
>>287833689its legal in several countries
>>287824690Kensuke was balls deep in that ass for years...Lucky bastard!
Would you have licked them?
>>287856509Asuka's body is beautiful, sacred and perfectKeep that bimbo shit for yourselves
>>287824690When I first watched NGE I thought her name was Oscar and that struck me as an odd but interesting name for a girl. Anyway, Soryu > Shikinami.
>>287863926https://desuarchive.org/a/search/text/Kensuke%20/Mental illness
>>287863926>>287863926>>287865220>>287865234>>287865290
Keksuke posting had died so much that the only retard who even keeps making them is >>287863926
>>287865909It stopped being funny like 5 years ago. He's the only one who keeps going for it because like most brown people he can't let go
>>287833689t. Y chromosome haver
>>287856509This is obese, Jamahl-kun.
>>287861779
>>287863926Her ass must have been an open crater after taking CHADsuke's monster log
>>287856583>Shinji is in charge of laundry at the Katsuragi householdMisato does this shit on purpose
She shat someones elses shit?
>>287868519>>287868696>>287868730>>287868765You are genuinely retarded
>>287863926>>287868519>>287868696>(You)
Why didn't Rei live with them?
>>287869113Gendo needed her depersonalized and isolated, and Misato probably thought she was a freak
Who's ass does she suck on?
>>287824690GOD the things I'd do to her bony German butt.
>>287870071GOD the things CHADsuke did to her bony German butt
>>287870071
>>287868519>>287870604kek
>>287868519 >>287870604 kek
>>287868519 >>287870604 kek.
>Asuka seeing this thread
>>287871399obviously this is Kencuck since we always get a retarded post like this when he spergs out
>>287868599
>>287870971>>287870604>>287868519>>287863926So why isn't this faggot banned?
>>287871399kek she will show her dere side to Kensuke later
>>287833689legal
>>287871399kek she will show her dere side to Kensuke later.
>>287873242mods are faggots
>>287874265wrong guy
>>287874614She was thinking about Kensuke the whole scene
>287874677Come on, you didn't even try with this one
>>287865594if you have something to say just spit it out already
>>287874709>>287874363Does he ever try? Every single shitpost is either take someone elses post and add Kensuke to it or repate something he's said 60 times.I honestly think he's mad Desu admin deleted his spam thread
I thought Anno making Asushin canon would causes the Kensuke cuck to end himself. Truns out it just caused him to seethe even more
>>287875733damn dude you got some image in your blur & bloom
>>287874445>>287874265>>287868519>>287863926Melty
>>287868519>still keeps bring up guys dicks and assesKensuke cuck is a homo sexual, nobody shitposts this much about a guy fucking another girl but focus on the guys dick like he does.
You know who else focuses on Kensuke's dick? Asuka!
>>287876689>>287876655>>287876561>>287876710>admits to being a homo sexual to own AsushinfagsNot the own you think it is but does explan why you keep talking about dicksNot the own you think it is but ot does explan alot
>>287876561Lmao, holy shit you are dumb and gay. >>287876784He that and does say that
You knlw who doesn't focus on dick and fucks AsukaShinji
>>287876561kek this is 100 % factual and canonical
>literally says being a homo is canon >>287876979You can't make this shit up
Let me grad my other laptop, I got some images of Asuka with short hair (very cute)
>>287875733>>287876114Cuckji getting CHADsuke's sloppy seconds and forced to provide for his child
>>287877247>replying to me after admitting to being a homoLmao, fucking faggot who wants to fuck faggots
What if asuka was bald?What then?What would you fucking do about it?Bitch?
>>287877130
>>287878131>>287877599Short's cuter
>>287878134
>>287878142
>>287878151Short hair uber alles
>>287877599It would be in line with Asuka being a sci-fi rendition of Anne Shirley.
Canon short hair Asuka
Short hair, long hair whatever.For Kensuke, she's just a hole.
>>287874614what in the brown subhuman europoor world is a machupichu?
>>287874614Cuuuuute!
>>287878134>>287878142Short-hair Asuka looks like a boymade for pronebone, possibly anal even
>>287881060
her personality makes her more unattractive than a burning victim with a malformation
>>287871399
>>287881555I'd ask for the same to be honest
