Last Thread >>8658193No Animal Genitalia (Specifically Dogcock Futa), Slob, Inflation, Fart, Grotesque artIf you want that - post somewhere elsePlease keep the drama/arguing/pedantry to a minimum, and don’t take the bait.
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OP Forgot to add that this thread's theme will be New Year's Day!What will be your resolutions, anons?
>>8665077Realistically? Get better at drawing, make some progress on a game I've been making and work out some more. Wishful thinking? Getting a girlfriend would be pretty neat :P
>>8665077to cum inside jade harley
Here's to another year of trudging onward with this zombie fandom.>>8665050Why do artists keep drawing Rose with a small head?
we need more momlondeshe's basically the marilyn monroe of homestuck
>>8665217i wanna see dad banging the fuck outta momlondeas well as momlonde making out with her daughter
>>8665220>as well as momlonde making out with her daughteryo
>>8665224fuck yeah dude you get it all those lipstick marks
>>8665220Nah, Dad x Mom does nothing for me. It's gotta be Mom acting unwise around the kids
>>8665285okay thats fair she can make out with her daughter and drain daves balls
karkat getting serious gains in order to bridal carry his fat fucking gf
>>8665301>fat terezi au where karkat becomes buff and breaks gamzee in half when he becomes blackrom with terezi
>>8665316karkat being built like arnold schwarzenegger is a hilarious image but you know terezi's always a fatfuck because of all that ass she's carrying around as well as titsand bellykarkat's gonna need equius as his gymbro after being his communications expert
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>>8665340oh my god HE'S A MAN AND A HALFTHAT'S WHAT IM TALKIN ABOUT
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>>8665347YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH THIS IS THE REAL
>>8665348Thats all what I have I think, let me see...
>>8665351goddamn son i gotta mark buffkat down as "shit i didn't know how badly i needed until this very moment"godDAMN that corner sketch of him and terezi is UNBELIEVABLY CUTE ITS MAKING MY HEART VOMIT
i guess this? buff karkat isn't a headcanon most share.
>>8665353I mean, he's canonically buff in candy world
>>8665355this is so deliriously bizcutesy my hearts weeping goddamn. well im not suprised its not a common headcanon hell i only see karkat getting buff after trianing eith equius, the way i see karkat in the default sense is he's the tallest and skinniest of the trolls
>>8665356i suppose that's one point i'll give them among the interminable amounts of points that i've taken away
need Vriska to come into my room, chat me up about my nerd stuff for a couple minutes, and then enforce my bedtime with her psionics
>>8665356At what cost though
>>8665326>terezi's always a fatfuck because of all that ass she's carryingShe's a stick with tight buns.
>>8665347>>8665351My god, I love Karkat in a whole new way now.
karkat should just fuck everyone desu
>>8665376i accept this interpretation as well i can dig it
>>8665378i love this troll like a son and by god am i proud of him
>>8665376Terezi farts a lot.
>>8665392damn this pic of him with rose is mega cute i applaud itand if he's fucking everyone i look forward to him plowing nanna and momlonde
>>8665370at the cost of bieng in a reeeeeeeeally shitty story but no matter because we have PORN
IS THERE ANYTHING MORE PRECIOUS
ladykat?ooooo
>>8665480this is cute but it looks a bit weird that davesprite's sunglasses are squished to fit on his face, while jadesprites big round glasses are "allowed" to extend past her face
>>8665490Vriska hypnotizing John definitely was, no offense…
>>8665493The real question is: if Karkat was a girl, how big would her boobs be? Most of the time when people draw the Vantases as girls they draw them pretty flat-chested but I've seen a few pieces where they're not
>>8665585flatty bratty mesugaki
>>8665556Extra crispy Jade is nice.
>>8665480So Jadesprite has the pajama sleeve puffs but also her tits are out?
>>8665585>if Karkat was a girl, how big would her boobs be?Like everything else about Karkat, small than she thinks they should be, but much bigger than she thinks they are.
>>8665496og artist here, thanks for pointing that out. Not used to drawing Dave>>8665788Jadesprite is weird. Unlike Davesprite, she doesn't have defined clothing, especially with her chest hair like that but she does have the sleeve puffs. So idk
>>8665528she dont need to hypnotize him to get him to suck her fat boobies
why cant you have sex with the characters in pesterquestthats gay
I'm gonna pester aradia's face with my hairy nutsack
>>8666151Didn't ask
>>8666155okay now edit the pringles can cock off of her so pav can have another twitter meltie
>>8666151im gonna pester terezis ass with my face
>>8665301This image really captures how hideous terezi really is
>>8666157Tbh I didn't even notice that. Where are your eyes going, anon?
In this house we respect this precious girl who is very attractive and my wife.
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>>8666191xenopavilia's art is extremely recognizable and it would be unusual for there to NOT be a dick in the picture.
>>8666191This is the futa artist. He's gonna draw futas. It's all he does.
>>8666197BASED artist.>>8666157Does pav really hate the cis edits that much?
>>8666201You tell me how you think someone who turns down commissions for dickless women would act if someone shopped the dicks off the women they drew.
>>8666207Do they refuse to draw male characters? Transfem supremacist baeddel?
>>8666207oh my god that is the most headache inducing thing ive ever learnedfuck why not go on a journey to remove all the dicks off his homestuck women artthatd show im
>>8666212considering how mad he got when someone did that, yeah it actually would show him.
>>8666214yeah i mean it when i say it would and id wanna see that because wow this would all look great if it didnt have COCKS everywhere
>>8666155oh my god i didnt notice the fucking cock
>>8666211>>8666212the "rumor" (in quotes because I've literally only heard this from what I believe is a single dude in this threads who could just be stirring up shit [or a disgruntled customer]) is that last year when pav was twitter begging for money and commissions, they turned one or more offers down because the commissioner specified they wanted no dicks.
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>>8666199>>8666200I'm aware but its clearly not the focus of the image. If your first thought upon seeing this artstyle is "where is the cock" then you might be gay. [spoiler]Personally, I don't actually mind the schlongs. The artstyle makes them a lot better to look at than they could otherwise[/spoiler]
>>8666227Well that's dumb.Btw I have jerked off to the image you posted at least a dozen times. Thank you soldier
>>8666229damnit I always fuck up the spoiler tag. Oh well
>>8666229>you are gay for not wanting cocks on women in porn>btw I LOOOVE the cocks on women not sure if that mattersIt keeps happening.
>>8666234futa would not be such an insufferable fetish if the people into it were not constantly telling me i'm wrong for not liking it
>>8666227oooooheither way i wouldnt put it past em also nice mindfang goddamn>>8666228thank you anon...
>>8666234I never debated that i'm lame and gay. I'm just saying you can totally enjoy those spider tits without immediately having a meltdown over a slight curve in the dress. Like I said, I didn't even notice it when I posted it. I apologize
>>8666239I wanna keep calling you a faggot and whatever but you posted Hiveswap porn so you are now my brother in eternity and I'll defend your right to jack off to whatever you want.HH brother.
>>8666212I don't actually know how to do art so if it looks bad well lmao
>>8666240Amen, brother.Fun fact, before I read homestuck, I had seen pictures of Chahut, so I thought she was a character from the comic? So when I was reading, I kept waiting for the huge clown lady to show up but she never did...
>>8666236that is the precise reason that theyre so fucking unbearable to be around, acting like you have two heads for being NOOOOOOORMAAAAAAAAAAL
>>8666242its servicable thats as much ill give it but thanks for doing these anon
>>8666258don't we have a guy here that gets really mad when people call someone autisticI think last thread he got mad at someone saying that a foot fetish is caused by something specific in the brain as wellthese are very, very sick people
>>8666245Yeah we didn’t have any female purple bloods until hiveswapWe did have grand high boob but that was a gender swap
>>8666262yeah he did and i really dont get why that happened that really is just science n shitanyway my dick in mom roxy's ass
>>8666269So true
>>8666269My dick in mom Roxy’s pussy getting her pregnant
>>8666279this is fucking nice. i always wish mindwipe had done more normal pinups and not veered off so hard into hyper proportions.
>>8666279>nude beach roxyoh sweet mother of jesus my dick is on fire more please
>>8666280continuing your thrusts in that roxy pussy after cumming because that shit is ridiuclously tight
>>8666280imagining one of those "even a dying star can be reignited" edits but with mom lalonde
>>8666286Mom Roxy putting an aphrodisiac in your mouth to get hard again and make you go for hours
>>8666289This implies that mom Roxy is barren She still has some kick in her womb
>>8666311do we have any idea how old the guardians were?
>>8666308oh you KNOW she'd do that you KNOW she wouldgonna rock her bodytill the break of DAWN
>>8666308Imagine Mom taking you home to her fancy mansion to then take you to some weird underground lab with a child sized pink cat-themed bed. I would think she's a serial killer
>>8666314Even at her age she still has fire between her loins
>>8666289this pic is hot but i feel nanna jane more the thick fat babe and momma roxy's the supermodel pinup gal like marilyn monroe ya feel meand as for the edit i think that'd also fit more for nanna jane because that would REALLY be a motherfucking challenge to reignite
>>8666314i just figured dad joah and mom roxy's in their 40s, bro dirk is 29, and grandpa jake is in his 80s same as nanna janeeither way that momma's gonna get you to rock her body
>>8666319she just really wanted to make her cat lingerie feel authentic is all
>>8666325Mom and Bro come to earth at the same time, so they're both probably late 30s if Rose and Dave arrived when they were in their 20s
>>8666318Even if she runs out she can use her time old trick of rimjobs to get her boy back in gear
>>8666319I would think she’s a furry or a bdsm pet owner
>>8666329well to that i say ehhhhhhhneh? im really just going off feeling here and bro dirk to me feels like the guy who wants to avoid the fact he's always getting older as much as possibleand plus a single mother in her 40s? thats prime fucking material right there
>>8666311As a Rouge of Void, she can remove the barrenness of her womb>>8666334She seems like an age regressionist to me based on her bedroom. Girl must be weird as hell in bed
>>8666322Mom is the pornstar while nana is the experienced escort who’s sweet and knows every way to flick her tongue
>>8666331i dont really care for rimjobs on males but i figure that stimulating the prostate thing can get the job done
>>8666337Maybe she’s just a woman who’s into the daddy daughter roleplay HARD
>>8666339Indeed it canIt’s a spot that usually worksThat or she can do some ball sucking to get it back up
>>8666337i never really thought about how fucking weird it is for mom roxy to have this, but character wise i think this was just the interests she always wanted to share with her daughter in a deeper manner but never got to given the circumstances>>8666340that also works
>>8666339every lalonde is a prostate wizard 100%
>>8666338fuck yeah they are you get it imagine how mindblowing nanna's french kisses are
>>8666346Her kisses are soft and her tongue dances around her partnersIf it’s a quick make out session then she’ll just give a run on the back duringIf it’s leading to something then both her hands are already on the cock and balls
>>8666343You can share your interest in cats and wizards with your daughter without sleeping in the same child-sized bed you've had all your life. Like why did Grandpa Harley put her bedroom inside a giant dark underground laboratory? Especially with the parallel to Damara, Mom must be traumatized by her childhood. Damn you Jake
>>8666345Mom tried to learn magick to get to the prostate but gave upRose knows how to do it and randomly grabs a guy’s during different points in his dayRoxy doesn’t know how to but uses void powers to grab the prostate
>>8666347godDAMN thats hot id make out with nanna for hours and grope her ass while doing sowish there was pics of her doin that with strapping young lads like dave
>>8666369She’s suck the breathe out of a young ladHe’ll be squirming as her suction gets strongerBy the end he’ll be panting and gasping while sporting a full hard onNana will just giggle with ho ho ho’s
>>8666373good GOD ALMIGHTY that's what i call a woman who can kiss, dave would be fucking drifting off into space after that and you know that session would be leading to something especially with that major hardon hes sporting
>>8666228If we're doing edits in this thread can I request you remove the horse dick from this image? The pose and the idea of Rose with a fluffy horse tail and ears gets me riled up but I hate that goddamn horse cock.
>>8666401Dave gonna use time powers to extend the session so he can start a whole colony with nana
>>8666454fuck yeah dude hes makin this hapen and have sex with this woman more times than you can count and johns never gonna be able to sleep properly againand dad is very confused but is trying to be supportive
>>8666430This okay?
>>8666476It's an amazing edit anon, although the vagina really pokes out from her abdomen.Otherwise this is infinitely better than the horsecock Rose. I am already melting by looking at this edit.
>>8666476jesus dick anon that was way faster than i thought anybody would do it, you definitely know the fundamentals of this shitbut i am gonna tell you something thats gonna give both of you guys a fucking headachethats not the original resolution of the imagethis is
>>8666481I figured I'd add a horse pussy to even it out. Otherwise the leg area is very empty. Pick your poison
>>8666475John can not sleep while his grandmother's moans, sucking noises, and ass claps are heard all throughout his house Dad is happy that his mother is enjoying herself
>>8666486You're right. I went to Rule 34, and the image I used was part of an image pool, I should have looked at the annotation above. My bad.
>>8666487I'm not familiar with horse anatomy that much so I didn't expect it to be a horse pussy so it makes more sense to me now tat you mention it.Yeah, I expected a dickless edit to have the vagina tucked between the thick thighs. It's perfect anon, thank you.
>>8666496yesperfectthis is the greatest pornographic story ever
>>8666510It's way too hot for anyone to ever readSo hot it'll start a fire
>>8666486There. You want the horse pussy one too?
>>8666517perfectpersonally im cool with there being no visible pussy, its a pretty sweet roll here just having really nice thighs to look atdamn im not sure what id ask for you to edit myself because i dont have any homestuck pics for that at the moment
>>8666517Fuck it, why not.>>8666524As a rule if you just go on rule 34 and search Homestuck you'll eventually find a beautiful artpiece with a nasty dick slapped on it or a cute image in need of a nude edit. It'll weed things out if you search for trolls or Jade Harley.
>>8666540I mean, you can just filter that stuff out if you're using rule34.xxx
>>8666352>picrelGrandpa Jake Harley was dubiously-canonically too busy not-running Skaia Net and fucking everything that moved, and considering the fact Roxy doesn't have his last name despite being one of his adoptive children means she either married at one point or she has the lastname of antother one of Grandpa Harley's flings.
>>8666540Different anon, but would you try taking the big tentacle off this one?
>>8666570If I'm reading this chart correctly, this would make Feferi technically john and jade's adoptive great grandmother
>>8666579Working out the Nth-order relationships won't help anyone.
>>8666579No, the Condesce/Meenah would be their great great grandmother, Feferi is the daughter of the Condesce/Meenah.
>>8666570this is giving me a strokealso what sort of spice do rose and kanaya havetheyre lik the most boring peolpe in the worldmost of all kanayarose should just bone with dave
>>8666586rose and kanaya are both plenty interesting, its just that so many people reduce them to being nothing more than "snarky" vaguely snooty lesbians. like, for most rosemary shippers, them being married is their #1 most identifiable personality trait. really sucks.
>>8666576Don't think I could really add much due to the angle>>8666570I think there is probably some person who adopts beta roxy because alpha rose also has the lalonde name despite no grandpa harley. Maybe he only took her into his custody during her teenage years
>>8666589whoops fucked up the transparency there
>>8666589any chance you could edit this to be a normal penis instead of a tentabulge?
>>8666594or hell, even just no bulge/dick at all + remove the green and nails from the hand.
>>8666588i swear to god this happens for like every single lesbian ship ive ever seen in my life, every gay one for that matter. they just become glued to each other and are no longer individual characters, just "the couple" and anything and everything about them is just in relation to their romance.and ill level with you for some reason i just cant get interested in kanaya and cant understand who she is as a character. like trying to describe her personality in my mind comes up as a footnote compared to everybody else. i often forget about her when im doing a roundup of the characters, i cant remember her interactions, i dont even get it but kanaya just comes up voided in my brainbut my friend did put it one way for them as a couple: they got no chemistry because theyre too alike. just imagines them sitting around agreeing with each other on everything which is absolutely a bad couple in writing
>>8666590alright i just got one right the fuck now boy defuta this here tereziid get a less COMPRESSED version but sadly this artist doesnt have anything except twitter so this is the only thing we got
>>8666598I've got a lot of Opinions about RoseMary that I can't really voice or I'll sound like a weirdo schizophrenic, but lack of chemistry really is the big one, yeah. I did a full reread about a year and a half ago and I was SHOCKED at how little Rose and Kanaya actually talked and how little they had to say to each other when they did. All of the "chemistry" and "development" the fans think they had was completely off-screened while they were on the meteor. That or they were confusing fanfiction for actual chemistry.
>>8666602So they're just like Korrasami in that people insist its well written but it was virtually nonexistent then just happened because either writers were desperate for views or fans wouldnt shut upWOWZERSThese lesbians sure know how to be interestinggod i cant believe this has happened twice and just like i said she barely interacted with kanaya and i meant that in the context of BEFORE they physically met, she was way more interactive and saucy with john and especially dave, and that was consistent, they were always on a pretty goddamn close level, but kanaya? well there was some failed pranks and some rather boring expository dialogue. now theyre fucking on a rock. whoopee.also karkat is a cuck now and also a homosexual, god i really do detest act 6 and would rather just shit out my own version
>>8666610It's funny since the Rose Kanya thing happens as soon as they set foot on the meteor during act 61 during [s] Karkat: Mental Breakdown.The same one where Terezi and Dave are eyeing each other up, as a payoff to the joke about Karket not wanting troll-human sloppy makeouts, which John said would happen.I can see them having sex, but as it was already said, Rose and Kanaya are way too similar and have too little tension outside of Rose's forced alcoholism arc.
>>8666602>That or they were confusing fanfiction for actual chemistry.When I think back on their relationship, I realize that a lot of it was good fanfiction that's mixed up with the actual comic. So much fic was coming hot and heavy throughout Act 5.2 its crazy.
>>8666613oh my god it really did come out the buttfuck nowhere and it was all because they werestandingnextto each otherooooooooooh gooooooooooooooodi like lesbian pornography but youre ruining it with all this FLUFFnever mind dave and terezi bumming around somehow made karkat into a complete retard who immediately decides to put himself in the cuck chair and watch dave and terezi not even fucking BONE
>>8666594The jpeg compression does not make it easy drawing new lines
>>8666620king shit anon, fucking excellent.
>>8666594Alt version. I tried manually adding jpeg compression to make it look more natural, though the lineart turned out a bit too thin. Oh well
Jade is hotter when she's brown.
>>8666657And when she's pregnant
do you think PM was gonna kill jack or rape him to death
>>8666660Agreed.
>>8666661At first she was gonna kill him but after chasing him and staring at his ass for three years she grew to wanna fuck the assholeness out of him
>>8666666Posting here, I'm witnessingThe most legendary yetAnon snatched a sextuple sixA one in a million get
>>8666666midnight get
>>8666600Hope this works
New request! New request! Give this wide load Vriska a proper pussy!
>>8666666MAKE HIM A MEMBER OF YOUR INSIDES TOOim not ggenius enough to come up with a good porno parody of that line>>8666707this shit is real, its confirmed, PM's gonna fuck the murder hobo retardation outta that dog man and those horrific dog moans are gonna beh eard across every universe
>>8666731Would it be lazy to just remove the balls and turn the area above it into the pussy? Already kinda looks like it
>>8666709Works? Oh it doesn't just work. It works so goddamn hard it gets a raise, a promotion, and paid vacation time in the Bahamas. Complete with happy ending after a night on the town.That is to say: you're the best anon, i thank you from the bottom of my COCK and also HEART
>>8666751It's not lazy, it's genius!
>>8666751>>8666757yeah its not lazy if it works and looks good, thats what matters
>>8666731ended up essentially redoing it anyways. Not quiet happy with this one to be honest. I need to go to sleep. But this was fun
>>8666792Sweet (and wet) dreams, edit anon
>>8666792yeah it could be spiffier but it gets the job done, you deserve the rest brother, perhaps it could be touched upon in the morning. im glad yo udid this one cuz i was hankering for this one to get deballed as well its a hot pic
something tells me hussie was really hankering for some dersecest but outside forces made him veer into safe lesbian land laterbecause you know rose wants that boy in her room right this fucking second over here
>>8666808Who knows what dave and rose got up to in that doomed timeline to pass the time
>>8666820ohohoho now youre speaking my language i guarantee they got frisky in that one
>>8666660And happy.
>>8666823>>8666820>tfw no fumbling sexual exploration with your inexplicably attractive friend while you wait for the world to end
>>8666823After grinding for days they just said fuck it and decided to bang to see what would happen. Neither one of them could give a straight answer how the other one was in bed due to how snarky them both are>>8666865>Rose gets embarrassed during and just starts talking about penis envy studies
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im a futa connoisseur but thats just too big.
posting elwurd when the captcha isnt being such a little fucking bitch
>>8666808The hell is that font? That's not what Homestuck font looks like.
>>8666897well?
>>8666231>spoiler tags>on a red boardAnon…
>>8667553Yeah i'm stupid so what
>>8666808>>8666820is there not a piece of huss commentary in the books that pretty explicitly implies they fucked in that doomed timeline
>>8667698NopeAs far as we know they just hanged out while trying to find a way to fix shitBut my headcanon is that they were performing every move in the kama sutra while they did that
>>8666865knowing these two dave probably unbuckled his pants once as a joke to try and ease the raging sexual tension then rose proceeded to do the same and boom boom shake the room happened>>8666885i would like there to be a certain moment where they're both making love n shit and they both can't speak because of how into it they are and after they're done there's a deafening silence until they're both sorta real with each other n shitwould that fit i dunno but itd be pretty neat
>>8666936i changed the settings to a more basic font to be easy on my pathetically weak eyes>>8667698"something happened between them"yeah they fuckedand thats some killer anal right there anon nice pic
Why is there so much futaslop but no drawings of Kankri in a slutty nun outfit? It feels so obvious but nobody seems to have drawn it
>>8667779Like... regular Kankri? Fem Kankri? Regular Kankri but with tits?
>>8667788Yes.
>>8666337>>8666343I think that's her childhood bed/room layout. The one she had when she was growing up as a guardian. We seee that Mom Roxy has a habit of preserving things and giving dedications to things, from rose's art to vacums to japsers. She more than likely keeps it around as a place to nap and reminisce. A big hint would probably be the fact that it's kids sized and she wouldn't fit
>>8667797Theres this
>>8667827Yeah but they point out that Mom's "bedroom" doesn't actually have a bed, instead leading to the lab. So the implication is that she still sleeps in that kid sized bed
>>8666657And with a glowing green dog cock, but this thread can't handle that.
does anybody have those two pics of terezi thinkinga bout dickstank and telling karkat she can smell anytime he unzips
>>8667853Hussie, only the hypnofag likes you.
>>8667844that is extremely weird
>>8668017Imagine Mom drunkenly stumbling through the lab and collapsing on her bed in fetal position because she can't fit otherwise and then probably crying herself to sleep. Someone needs to draw that shit
>>8668040that does sound hilariously sad it should be drawn
this thread needs more nepeta
>>8668136Be the change you want to see in the world
>>8668142goddamn i love this catand she WILL get to have karkat's KOCK in her ASS
>>8667750Rose insists Dave must be lonely and starts hanging around his apartmentRose wears less and less clothing, says its because ofo how hot LOHAC isRose keeps teasing Dave more and more about wanting to fuck her when she thinks he's staring(Dave is always staring)Dave finally snaps and says I didn't ask you to parade around my place in your underwear, take your skinny ass back to LOLAR if you can't accept the consequencesRose admits she's the one who can't take the isolation and apologizes with a slow kissThey both "accept the consequences" on Bro's futonWithin two days, oral is the new Hello at Dave's placeA month later they find out they're related, they both blame each other and don't ever talk sex again
>>8668218goddamn thats some good stuff anon>that endingnooooooooooo cmon
>>8665454Everyone knows banging your romantic rival's mom is the best way to show everyone who's boss
>>8668237Sorry anon, but its canon that after four months, they commit to a plan that amounts to ego-death for both of them, there is no happy ending.I was going to add "Rose pushes for the timeline reset because she's afraid of what will probably happen after several weeks of riding her brother's dick" but that felt too dark.
>>8668218>>8668252Alpha Rose has all the memories of this specific doomed Rose, right? So she remembers all of it while Dave has no idea. You think she almost let that knowledge slip during their 3 years on the meteor?
>>8668252okay where does this happen again because im getting mighty UPSET
>>8668267jesus fuc
imagine trying to hit on rose but the only person she's interested in fucking is her brother. absolutely crushing.
>>8668248THATS WAHT IM TALKIN ABOUTYOU GO SON
>>8668278all i wanna be is the best man at their wedding by god
>>8668267Rose turned gay just so she'd stop herself from raping Dave in those 3 years
>>8668268The doomed timeline that Davesprite’s from>>8668252>they commit to a plan that amounts to ego-death for both of themI don’t think Davesprite exactly counts as ego death
>>8668423>I don’t think Davesprite exactly counts as ego deathHe probably didn't know that until he jumped in. Becoming a sprite definitely controls his thoughts to some degree.>>8668267>You think she almost let that knowledge slip during their 3 years on the meteor?You know she drops hints to him. And probably convinced herself to date Kanaya because >>8668393Also Davesprite -does- remember it, but I bet he wouldn't tell anyone.
>>8668479I like to think he told jade in that retconned timeline where he and john died Maybe in this version he broke up with her because he couldn't get over how much fatter Rose's ass was compared to Jade's
>>8668278>flirting with this OUTRAGEOUS blonde smokeshow at the bar>she's a little mean but in a good way and it's kind of a turn on, not gonna lie>she pretends to be interested for a few minutes before politely excusing herself>later that night you walk into the men's room to find her bent over the grimy sink getting plowed by some kind of albino asshole wearing ray-bans>he doesn't even stop as the door swings open, just turns his head to you and flashes a thumbs up
>>8668423oh right i forgot for a moment>>8668479nah i think its funnier that they keep banging even after they learn about itand you know dave and rose are gonna be banging all those 3 years. dig this pic by the way its solid
>>8668488well rose is the ass and jade is the tits, that is the balance of the universe
jack is super into white chicks like PM and the white queenwhen's he gonna get his own shitty romcom where he and PM get together
>>8668557That explains why he thought Ms. paint was sexy We need love triangle with between all of them with Jack in the middle of it all
>>8668561he is indeed a snowbunny enthusiastyes this is perfecthis own snowy haremand ms. paint is quite sexy indeed, hussie himself agrees
>>8668511that is absolutely what daves reaction would be and i love it well done anongodspeed dave keep banging your sister
>>8668525>>8668588Rose is gay for every man except Dave
>>8668612wat
>>8668615Meaning Rose is 100% lesbian, but lusts for her brother's bussy.
>>8668640ohhthis is a SWEET gif
>>8668641The hottest pair in Homestuck
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>>8668650damn right they areif you got any regular cute ship art of them as well as porno share that too i dig that stuff
>>8668664One of my favorites that's both
>>8668671And some cute ship art
>>8668673
>>8668671oh my god thats brilliant>>8668673>>8668674VERY cute, thanks anon
>>8668674This is canon
>>8668683holy fuck my sides
>>8668749Jade plapping Karkat in the face with her fat melons
>>8668765Sweater puppies
Behold! From times long gone these images have been lost, deleted, wiped, or erased by websites, the OP deleting their account, or Rule34 users missing the mark, but I have here with me 2 Jades from times past! Both made by the user Trashlord, back when he was active in homesmut from 2020-2022. The first pice was made circa 2021 and the following work was on January 2022. You'll never see these on any booru, they were posted here years ago and their images were imprinted on Desuarchive!Save them now before they're gone!
>>8668801
A bonus! John getting double tongue from Rose and her wife!
>>8668801>newfag anon discovered desuarchive for the first time todaycongrats I guess
>>8668830I don't like your attitude, you're getting this scummy looking JohnJade porn
8668830 is just a fag, keep doing this because its really funny
4chan is my new favorite porn site
>>8668855You're cool, as a reward here is a draw request from a thread 11 months ago
hey homestuckians I got something sexo for you niggas, wasup
>>8668878We winning
>>8668887I MISSED THE DUB FUCK
>>8668888oh, nevermind.
>>8668765jade n karkat are mega cute and i wanna see him suck on jade's FAT TITS
i dont know if this counts as buffkat but this image is too cool not to show
>>8668136>>8668142heres some recent drawpile nepetas i did lol (1/2)
>>8669224(2/2)
massage milf tits>>8669224>>8669225thaks anon
>>8669571>massage milf titsMassaging Mom roxy's fat tits while she sips martinis
>>8669576sucking roxy's FAT TITS
>>8669578Moter boating Roxy's huge jugs
>>8669582Large Lalonde Luggers
>>8669591Lactating Lalaonde Luggers
rose and mom bumpin boobs
>>8669625Rose and Mom sharing together
>>8669645mom defeating the condesce by making out with her
>>8669651Mom using every sex move and technique she has to bring the condesce to her knees
>>8669658and dave uses his ultimate team technique to finish her off
>>8669666Dave uses his time powers for what they were meant forTo gang bang a fish empress and a alcoholic scientist using multiple versions of himself from different timelines
>>8669672THIS IS WHERE WE ALLSTARTJERKINGOFFalso bro's filming the entire thing while kicking robot ass
>>8669743He'll get every angle of the ass pounding Dave is givingEven giving him a supportive brotherly fist bump
>>8669771god i can't remember this artist's name for the life of me but i remember seeing their stuff on twitter and wishing so bad they were more active
>>8669780Their name is hihih
>>8669785damn that is a SHITTY name to remember
>>8669771this is the power of brotherly lovethis is the greatest fukcing anime duo ever
>>8669789Their stuff is also here https://x.com/hihih1015048>>8669790Power of brotherly support
>>8669771we love a woman with a powerful nose
>>8669847now THAT is a MAN AND A HALF right there
>>8669834Powerful noses to smell out those full balls
i miss the archiver guy
>>8670111Who?
>getting hypnotized by Vriska so she traps you in a dream>you have a dream about Vriska hypnotizing you by swinging her massive tits rhythmically>you fall into an infinite recursion loop
>>8670119i miss >>8668801to be specific
There needs to be more art of the handmaid
>>8670423commission more then
6 posts until it anchors, make it count anons.
what the hell is anchoring
>>8671435I think he means bump limitLike when the thread starts sinking
>>8670423soldierexclipse here. im doing an ancestors series to blow off steam and handmaid's first in line.
>>8671529hell yeah brother
>>8671529hi soldierexclipse your evil psychiatrist rose lalonde images give me life (and boners)have a good day
>>8671529fuck yeah son i love the ancestor babesalso draw mom roxy and nanna
Bump limit reached. See you down below, anons.
>>8671542>You know what you saw.>They told you it was a hallucination, a bad dream, but you know what you saw and you know what you felt.>A door creaking open. A familiar form silhouetted against the buzzing fluorescent lights spilling in from the hallway.>The door closing. The lock clicking into place.>A pair of clammy hands, one pressed over your mouth and another snaking down your stomach, down the waistband of your pajama bottoms.>Cold lips at your neck, kissing and biting and laughing, smearing waxy black lipstick on you.>She starts to stroke at your cock, slowly, and god her hands are cold but they're also so soft, so soft, and you start to harden under her touch.>You try to struggle, to roll away, but your whole body has seized up like it's a sleep paralysis demon molesting you and not your fucking doctor.>You cum in a pathetically short amount of time, your muscles straining and flexing while her hand clamps down over your mouth harder, stifling your moans.>"Well done," she says. Her eyes haven't once left yours. "I think we've made some real progress here, as I'm sure you'd agree. I have faith our next appointment will be...equally fruitful.">There's a sick tone of satisfaction, of patronization, to her whispers as her mouth curls up into a wicked smirk.>"Sleep well.">Dr. Lalonde wasn't in the building that night, they tell you. She wasn't even on call. No one came into your room, and security footage corroborates these claims.>That doesn't explain why you can still smell her perfume on all your bedding.>They ignore your continued protests and behind to discuss potentially upping your antipsychotics.
yup
>>8671748aw now that is SLICK that is TIGHT son
>>8671748i like the swirlies on her handsnice booba too
Christ is this thread dead
>>8672481We're past the bump limit, of course its dead
>>8672481well it is on its last legs thats only natural, remember to make the next one whoever decides to>>8672499all the girls are IN HEAT
>>8672481been a hot minute since i read late act 6, did john ever even meet or talk to aranea?
>>8672499I feel like its more dead than usual. Last thread was pretty active even as it was racing towards death>that fefcute
>>8672501from where im at no jake is the one who fell for aranea (which basically just makes it john x vriska 2 god this act is so lame) but eh spiderbabes with big tits
>>8672500Sollux swag too strong
>>8672505fuck yeah sollux get emway i see it karkat gets terezi and nepeta and sollux gets of course feferi and aradiaso much noise is made from all the FUCKING
>>8672501>did john ever even meet or talk to aranea?Yes, John did meet Aranea, with Vriska and Meenah and everybody else on Vriska's dumb pirate ship
>>8672505Girls wearing nothing but a t-shirt is so hot god damn
>>8672499Of course, in the pirate ship, he was also probably the only one listening to her exposition
>>8672519>terezi with those low hanging pants and thongGODDAMN
Is there a silent rule for Homestuck threads at the bump limit? We're at page 10 but no new thread. Is a new tread supposed to be made at the bottom of page 10 Or when we feel like it?
>>8672788there's no rule, thread speed just waxes and wanes pretty dramatically. if you want to post something, feel free.
>>8672788/aco/ is so slow you may as well wait.
>>8672788Posting's up to the individual. Threads should be made at page 10, because the board gets pretty slow on the last few pages. Frankly, usually we're a lot more slow overall - I'd assume there were some people off of work/school/whatever over the holidays that were posting moreLike that one guy who's TYPING like a moron for some reason
>>8668142Need more BigPeta and SmolKat next thread.
>>8665050>Bow tied on the nipplehnng
Last minute request for the next thread
>>8673738drunk rose doesn't realize she's having a wardrobe malfunction
>>8673738nanna coming outta the shower without a towel
>>8673748
>>8673749
>>8673765i said without but im not gonna be snippy about it because SWEET JESUS THAT NANNA
>>8673767Oops this is not the first time ive misread like that lolHere you go
>>8673773SWEET MOTHER OF JESUS ITS LIKE FUCKING CHRISTMAS UP IN HERETHANK YOU ANON
>>8673763love the little bow on the waistband of the panties
>>8673763>Go ahead and cop a feel. She probably won't remember it.
>>8673738Jade tanning on the beach
>>8673853NEW THREAD
