Last Thread >>8639927No Animal Genitalia (Specifically Dogcock Futa), Slob, Inflation, Fart, Grotesque artIf you want that - post somewhere elsePlease keep the drama/arguing/pedantry to a minimum, and don’t take the bait.
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Who is your favorite active homesmut artist?Active here having the definition of "has posted at least one new homestuck-focused piece in the last month".
>>8658205Don’t have one. Most that are left are awful
>>8658205>Active here having the definition of "has posted at least one new homestuck-focused piece in the last month".You realize this is so incredibly restrictive that it even disqualifies Pumpkinsmut.Accordingly, I can only say Strilonder.
>>8658235anyone else notice how much worse everything has gotten since the resurgence of jaderose
>>8658205Teh tragedy of good homesmut is my favorite artists (Reiduran and Mindwipe) only post homestuck works once a few times a year, but it makes their works that much better.Biting the bullet, I'll have to say Angstrom since they're semi-consistent in homesmut posting and they're artstyle is good, it's just their choice of fetish was hyper.
>>8658241The benefit Homestuck:Beyond Canon updates give to the fandom is they remind the community how terrible JadeRose could turn out to be. The 2 month pause after the "end" of Act 1 is an indicator the fandom is forgetting to know their place.Luckily the new update should be coming in 3 or so weeks and we'll be back to normal, complaining about Roach's ensemble and arguing about radioactive dog dick.
>>8658253Maybe we’ll even get *a* thread on /co/ without mod abuse this time!
>>8658241Can't really call it a "resurgence". Beyond Canon pretty expressly denies the relationship.
>>8658260well if there hasn't been a resurgence then I must have imagined all the outrageously mean-spirited definitely-not-BLACKED-adjacent jaderose porn that went out of its way at every opportunity to put kanaya in the proverbial (sometimes literal) cuck chair
Kanaya just has cuck energy, y'know.
>>8658263That's just an erotic subject to draw rather than inherent shipping. And there's just as much where Kanaya gets in on the fun instead of following BC's gratuitously hurtful narrative.
i just think that instead of kissing kanaya or jade, rose should be kissing me, is all.
>>8658274Vriska should be cuddling me and forcing me to fall asleep, but here we are.
>>8658274Feferi should let me kiss her ass
>>8658241>resurgence of jaderoseI feel like this is something that y'all mindfucked yourselves into thinking happened. There was a resurgence of shock-art with Jade and Rose, several years ago now. Other than that, every new artist that's come and gone has been purely horny like Lysanthum
>>8658295feferi would probably let you put your mouth anywhere you wanted desu she's definitely into body worship/being serviced
>>8658302And she'd let out cute giggles as well
>>8658266Why shouldn't Kanaya just countercuck Rose? Cheat on the cheater!
I like JadeRose when there's no cucking and they have human genitals.
>>8658323Word, girlfriends should be able to kiss without it being a whole thing.
imma daverose enthusiast personally
Girl's night! What should they do first?
>>8658345daverose is good, lot of chemistry there. personally i like it best when they're just confused horny teens playing incestuous chicken with each other, but the few people still making content for the ship see them as star-crossed soul mates who are madly in love with each other, and i personally find that very lame+boring.
>>8658349Rape dave
>>8658350yeah them goofing off being horny is the pinnacle of comedy to me, and johnjade is super cute
>>8658349Tease Jade relentlessly and be INCREDIBLY smug about it.
what if dave went to john's house and fucked john's nanna
>>8658350I feel like DaveJade fans have it rough, but it's out of their circumstance. It's already taboo enough to like an incest ship, but they also are stuck in corners of the internet that label themselves "proship" since discourse has taken over all facets of internet culture. Secondly the appeal would come from the awkwardness and frustration the two would try to rile up in each other. One is a psychoanalysist who explores the hidden and unknown through cosmic monstrosity and a combination of Freudian ideas of sexual development and unconscious desire. The other partner is a shut in who hides a horribly suppressed sincerity hidden behind stoicism and irony that is hidden as well as an elephant in a ballroom.Most of this could be saved if there were more active anons here obsessed over the ship and dedicated some money to comissions like the JohnJade anon in these threads, but we haven't found that autist, so RoseDave is stuck being another stereotypical "I love you, but we can't~ because we're siblings" dynamic.Bu hey, even a non-incest ship can barely get attention either, Male-on-female porn is rare in homestuck.>t. JohnRose anon.
>>8658369As revenge for fucking his grandma, John fucks Rose's mom to show dave he too can just plow a milf anytime. To get revenge on this petty squabble Rose fucks Dave's bro for starting this goddamn shit and kicks John in the balls.Jade doesn't do anything because she's too busy watching squiddles on her lunchtop to care.
>>8658373I would love to commission Homestuck porn, but every time I have some spare cash to do so I can never come up with anything I want to see badly enough to pay someone to draw.
>>8658379that is fucking hilarious but i was thinking dave just goes to john's house to play and he has to constantly fight a violent erection whenever nanna's fat ass bumps into him
>>8658258Lol cuck
>>8658373if its any consolation i'm all about M/F ships, Karezi is my jam (Nepeta can be included too Karkat has 2 hands) and davejade is pretty damn cute as well. we need more pics of karkat and terezi banging goddamnitOr Dave banging Nanna and John banging Mom
>>8658484Hussie destroying Karezi because he's retarded was just the first cancer cell forming.
>>8658493i gotta come clean about one thing anon i've only just started Act 6 and I'm aware that somehow Hussie shot it down but I don't know the full extent of the bloated braindead retardation that made this happen, but whatever it is I know it's gonna gimme a fucking aneurysm. Know that no matter what justification Hussie gives for what's literally the perfect couple in the entire story (and it's still supported by official art these days) NOT being together that I'm gonna burn it away
>>8658496well, you'll immediately notice that most of what the new group of characters talks about is romantic relationship drama, which is a harbinger of things to come
>>8658496>>8658505that's not to say romantic relationship drama is new to homestuck, as the trolls clearly proved, but so fucking much of the first chunk of act 6 is nothing but jane, jake, dirk, and roxy talking to each other about who they do and don't want to fuck. at least hivebent had worldbuilding. plot relevance. sgrub shit.
>>8658505>>8658510Conksucking FUCKS. I thought this shit was gonna be just looking at their lives before shit hits the fan (again), what the hell. all my favorite characters die terribly with no stories and this is what i get?
ya know it really is a shame that pancakestein never got to finish that three years comic because it was honestly super cute (and clearly personal to a certain degree)
>>8658545the art was definitely cute iirc but not very horny? i could never see myself actually zerkin off to any of it.cute art and fun comics though, yeah.>I see you've taken a liking to Belgarath.
>>8658496Go away newfaggot.
>>8658582yeah i like it more as a cute little weird lovestory than as porn, i can tell there was a lotta sincerity put into it and i hope pancakes doing better these daysthe panties comic is fucking legendary and panty jokes are a lost artform
>rose lalonde is the first one to say "i love you">she blurts it out one night, while the two of you are together in your too-small bed in your too-small bedroom in your too-small studio>she's straddling your lap, one hand running through your hair and the other digging into your back while you whisper and purr into her neck>her breathing picks up and her moans crescendo, and then you hear it loud and clear.>before you can even form a coherent thought she's practically leaped off of you and is halfway to the door, hopping into her pants, apologizing over and over and over>and then she's gone>and then you're alone in your cramped apartment>at first, you're scared, wondering if you fucked up, wondering if you should have followed her>but what if this is just one of her weird psych things? drop the bomb and leave you to stew? maybe she just wants to watch you squirm>she's not usually cruel about it but sometimes it does seem like she gets carried away with her mindgames>what next? does she want you to escalate? you can't just say it back, that wouldn't be good enough for her>you could send a couple dozen bouquets to her office, maybe. chocolates. maybe you can rent one of those biplanes that carry banners behind them. do they still do that?>unbeknownst to you, she's still here, still standing just outside your apartment door, her face white-hot and beet red>she fucked up, she thinks. it's not a mindgame, it was really just an accident.>and she thinks she might have meant it.
>>8658686It’s not a coincidence that ten years after Hussie started his horse meme, there’s a group of fetishists that are obsessed with horses rapping and farting on people
>>8658496>what justification Hussie givesHe gives no justification at all for why PTSD from killing Vriska causes Terezi to abandon both Karkat AND Dave for a fucking clown. But the reason is he was fucking the sister of a prolific fan-artist/writer who just really liked Terezi/Gamzee.
>>8658687Yeah we have a whole fucking board for that reason, and it has absolutely nothing to do with homestuck.
>>8658703Nice twerk, though.
>>8658679thanks my guy. been trying to shake the rust off. haven't written in about a year, and when i used to write i would always spiral out of control and turn small blurbs into big fucking 10k word monsters. trying to get better about keeping shit off the cuff.
>>8658717Don’t sweat it, anon. OC is like a campfire in the cold for us to huddle around, and god knows all the mentally ill delusional people on 4chan need that kind of shit nowadays.
>>8658687wat>>8658703yeah hussie's just into likeregular horses practically all the horseposting is horses horses not the multicolored horses GODDAMN THATS A GOOD TWERK
>>8658710I still enjoy putricia despite everything
>>8658687>fetishists obsessed with horses rapping and farting on peopleI’m going to just assume you’re being a schizo about this one, anon. For my own sanity, if nothing else.
>>8658701Disregarding the fact that knowing Terezi chose a retarded hippie killer clown over the best character in the history of fiction makes me want to vomit liquid hot rage directly into Hussie's face, GODDAMN these Terezi pics are unmatched classics. The idea that she constantly takes her shirt off and Karkat's gotta figure out whether to grope them or fuck them is a fun scenarioAlso he's drawn rather anime in the pic
>>8658727hahahaha you wish
>>8658727>pussy so fat you can see it through denim jeansgodDAMN
>>8658717bless you bro get outta that funk you're already rockin itand i feel that because this dumb shower thought i had about dave plowing john's nanna has turned into a full-on story and i haven't even gotten to the nanna parts yetgodDAMN that's a hot rose pic
>>8658701>Terezi to abandon both Karkat AND Dave for a fucking clownA fucking clown mind you that murdered two of her friends She had actual conversations with Nepeta and had a good relationship with her as well I'd say that should be more than enough justification to not wanna fuck the clownThe clown who also was hording their dead friend's body parts and using them like props are making them into sprite amalgams that took them away from their fairly decent afterlife
>>8658739you better post that davenanna when you're done with itand i think i've made this post verbatim before but hal9000's rose design makes me genuinely feral like holy shit that's the ideal woman right therei NEED her to put cigarettes out on me
>>8658382I don't even know who I'd commission at this point. I know what, but I don't know anything else at this point.
>>8658753RIP Nick Smalley
>>8658760are you joking
>>8658753I just wanna find him and smash his computer so he can't make anything else ever again
>>8658766>>8658760>>8658774WHAT.
>>8658774Nick Smalley didn’t die. He had a really funny Soundclown account and then got his life ruined and got completely excommunicated from Homestuck because he said he was a pedophile, which you’d probably understand was a joke if you’ve seen his shitposts
>>8658760Isn’t that guy a groomer or something>>8658780Haha yeah. I remembered that.
>>8658768I mean. When even was the last time he actually directly made anything? Psycho-Colon or whatever that comic he made after Homestuck that nobody read was called?
>>8658782I dunno, man. I'm not gonna be contrarian about this. but I really don't think you should be, like, loudly joking about being a diddler outside of friend groups who are intimately familiar with your style of humor.
>>8658794I wouldn’t do it, but I’m not even into sex, so whatever.
>>8658793Yeah and it suckedIf he can still make that then he can make more shitBetter not risk it by him making something and everyone is forced to talk about it as it goes on
>>8658783>>8658774>>8658770>>8658753Stop posting reaction images faggot. That’s how we get our thread deleted so cut it out
>>8658800augh
if you're going to shitpost but don't want to post porn at least find some mildly saucy softcore pinups to use or something
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>>8658687>horses rapping>uh, yung Strider on da beat>we got something right here, we gon show you fake niggas how it flows>take it away maplehoof
>>8658782>>8658794It's a very tough joke to land. You need to know your audience and make sure they're cool with dead baby jokes first.
>>8658809fucking lol
>>8658827She has balls.
>>8658830GODDAMNIT I DIDNT NOTICE
>>8658832Terezi being an obnoxious goblin during sexual encounters.
>>8658838Terezi slamming her boobs onto Karkat's head and giggling like a stupid idiot
>>8658843Terezi rubbing her ass against glass while giggling
>>8658803Could have been a story about a loser being chosen by a clown god to go metal gear solid 5 on everyone But instead we got time skips, no character development that matters, lesbians with no payoff, and a game that tells you your choices don't matter
>>8658877Terezi ass looming over Karkat face for hours until he wakes up and slams right into it when he gets outta bed
>>8658891Terezi helping Karkat go god tier by smothering him to death with her ass while he lays on his god tier bed
>>8658881Love, beauty, choices not mattering, “growing up”, needing to accept change even if you don’t like it. It’s kinda weird how everyone and everything that gets infiltrated by these kinds of ideas turns to rancid crap and dies, huh?
>>8658877Terezi shoving karkats face in to her big tits and cackling like a madwoman
>>8658894Those concepts work more in books than they do in videogames
>>8658893This is easily the best one I couldn't top this if I triedExcept Karkat getting a rage boner (regular boner) and rams Terezi assward while she cackles cheekily
>>8658912uuuugh that dumpy freckled butt is making me so horny
>>8658896Terezi teasing Karkat about his thrust speed and making him go harder>>8658912Karkat ramming terezi in the ass out of rage but her ass too big for him to make it to her asshole so she just laughs until he cums
>>8658919Karkat spreading her ass with all his might and going to town on her asshole with Terezi expressing instant regret/pleasure
>>8658928Terezi laughing and moaning as Karkat's balls hit her clit at the right angle to give her a climax
>>8658943Karkat growling in ecstasy as he DRAINS his BALLS in Terezi
Vriska putting everyone to sleep because their sexbonking is sweating up the room.
>>8658947>karkat manages to resist by sheer fucking angerlust
goddamn this pic gives them the exact bodytypes i imagine them withthis is PERFECTION
>>8658947Go away
>>8658957Go [spoiler]to sleep.[/spoiler]
there gotta be more karkat n terezi sex
>>8658972There used to beNot anymore though
>>8658974fuck this gay earthmore must be MADE
>>8658975You'll have terezi x rose bot and you'll like itBut yeah shit sucks
>>8658945Terezi nervously laughing as she thinks he got her pregnant
>>8658952Yeah shortstack terezi is pretty nice
>>8658981https://youtu.be/dN6X2jFtg_E?si=xCRrk68D6W7cLWghcut to the future where karkat and terezi are parents with like 7 kids or some shit because htey just keep FUCKING each other
>>8658982its the BESTand in general i envision terezi as short n thick and karkat as tall n skinny, with him and equius being the tallesti also think gamzee's a fat motherfucker like violent j
>>8658987Karkat is forced to be a house husband and tend to terezi's every need if he ever hopes of draining his balls again
>>8658988I always saw gamzee as being like shaggy 2 dopeAnd yes terezi being short and stacked in comparison to a slightly taller than her and skinny karkat is how I imagine it being
>>8658991and i have a video for that too https://youtu.be/BQ_6BnyWFoE?si=inij1xHbcJaAp4CSdon't worry when he gets it he doesn't fucking waste itnor the foot massages
>>8658992thats funny i see karkat as the shaggy 2 dope to gamzees violent j. plus i figure a fat murder clown is scarier than a skinny murder clown. plus agile fat dudes are some crazy shit so imagine this fucking 300 pound mountain moving at lightspeed shits crazy. you get it about terezi
>>8658838>Be Karkat>Wake up in the middle of the bright hot alternian day>slip out of your recuperacoon skin-naked and irritably tired>The noise that's been waking you him is the sound of your crabtop mysteriously opened up and whirring its fan>Karkat go over there to turn it off, and goddamnit he will get the fucker pulling this on him>Rubs his eyes and squints to look at the sceen>Trollian has 4 new messages>Opens the app>All new messages from GallowsCalibrator>THISFEMALEBARKBEAST.VIRUS>Karkat switches to the private server he and Terezi have been using since they were 4 sweeps old.>At 12 sweeps Karkat expects Terezi to understand how sleeping schedules work>He checks the messages anyway>He sees it's a 30 kilobyte 4k resolution picture>In the center is an almost naked Tealblood wearing nothing but red thigh-high boots with a stripe at the collar in the shape of her sign>She's laying down, legs spread out, and the camera angled above and in front of her, positioned to see the seer from her tar black hair to her clinching toes>What brings Karkat's eye the most attention is the pelvic area>Between her legs is a red pyralsprite plush, with its entire snout sunken inside her vagina. >What's more is the sprite got some decoration. It wears a grey sweater, imitating a turtleneck collar and wearing a headband with 2 small slight curved orange horn-nubs on its head.>Karkat can only look at the image with his eyes twitching with nervousness and arousal, he looks down at the next 3 messages>It's all text>GC: H3S R34LLY 3NJOY1NG H1MS3LF DOWN TH3R3>GC: 4ND 1D TH1NK YOUD LOVE TO B3 1N TH3 S4M3 POS1T1ON TOO>GC: BUT B3TW33N YOU 4ND M3, 1 TH1NK YOU WOULD DO A LOT B3TT3R 4T L1CK1NG M3 UNT1L 1 CUM>she is not subtle at this>Karkat moves his hand to the laptop and prepares to close it>Just as his hand reaches the top of the display screen he feels 2 hands wrap around his waist>He hears a faint giggle, like a faint raspy H3 H 3 H3 from the back of his head
>>8658999Yeah it is scary but most serial killer types are usually skinny or stronk build Also yeah terezi having those shortstack proportions works with her gremlin side. Peterquest tried it but it just made her fat instead of thicc
>>8658997He makes sure she's completely relaxed so she doesn't fuck with him during the sessionHe can't enjoy it too much if she pisses him off
>>8659004i'm thinking more jason vorhees here than michael myers or freddy krueger in body type you know what i meanyou still get it with terezi though it really does fit her gremlin style. shame pesterquest's art sucks ass half the time so she's this ugly frumpy fat and not chubby cute thick
>>8659006but by god does he enjoy it and by god does it shake the innards of the world when it happens
>>8659003anon... this is so good it brings me to tears
>>8659008Yeah I get what you mean but I don't think there's any popular fat killers. Only one I can think of is billy kincaid from spawn Yeah it sucks with pesterquest having bad art. They missed out on giving us gremlin/goblin style terezi with a fat ass
>>8659010He has to buy them a new bed every time it's breeding night And he has to call for a ambulance the next day because of how destroyed his pelvis is and how hard he threw out his back
found on /i/
>>8659440this is cute. good expression on kanaya.
>>8659440Oh shit! Someone on /i/ is doing Homestuck? And it's Equinaya? That's like a one in 10 million event!
>>8659547I forgot /i/ existed, cool
>>8659013well popular or not thats what i got for gamzee. ah spawn i do love spawn i should get some issues of that.it doesnt make sense either because SOME characters look good in pesterquest, and some are gamzeegod he looks terrible
>>8659800They must have been rushing the thing to get it outI do like feferi design though, they made sure to give her a good amount of wideness
>>8659015yeah cuz terezi's so THICK and HEAVYand because he's rather skinnybut you know the old saying that shit doesn't kill him and by god that gives him the strength to fuck even greater
>>8659920feferi's certainly not one i saw as chubby but i don't hate it, at least they didn't make kanaya a fatfuck, i see her having a supermodel bod given her fashion fascination and elegant poise
>>8659928Yeah and I like that they gave kanaya this tired mom face as wellAdds to her being as old as everyone else but wise beyond her years
>>8659927He gets a zenkai boost after every sessionHe lives long enough to climb back up and mount Terezi's fat ass again
>>8658205probably soldierexclipse.She's does a lot of futashit, so that leaves a sour taste in my mouth, which is ironic since she's appears to be the kind of 'bisexual' who will only draw male characters once in a blue moon or when she gets paid to. penises slapped on to female characters, and males being only a means to and end to get rocks off is a bit degrading and gives off 'tumblr-poisoned fujoshi' energy. but it's homestuck stuff, so that kinda comes with the territory. plus worst of all she's a twitter user... buuuuutttt her art style is really nice, posts are usually pretty funny, she shares a lot of the same kinks and turn-ons as me, and posts fairly frequently so I'm willing to ignore my personal hangups and enjoy what she makes.
>>8659948I was going to say either lysanthum or Breedingduties but I realized that one fell off the face of the earth and the other moved away from homestuck.both were an acquired taste, but they also visited these generals somewhat frequently and seemed nice. 'cutrently active' and 'homesmut artist' do not go hand in hand. we are all Basically the death rattle of the series.
>>8659948soldierexclipse's stuff is generally very good but i wish they wouldn't go off their meds so often as they are clearly very mentally ill
>>8659948>Vriska x TavrosNot enough of it in this cruel world>soldierexclipseYeah, she's really good
>>8659969did you make this anon?why is she so melancholy D:nice art though.
>>8659942yeah adds to her grace, though i'm not a fan of the extra detail they adde dto her hair. its just rather weird to me.but again, by god its not gamzee who easily has the worst looking design out of the castthe only thing i like is that he has a slouched posture, which fits his character. everything ELSE doesnt suit him whatsoever.
>>8660022i think gamzee is fine. the worst sprite is roxy's, not because she's black-coded or whatever dumb bullshit but because she literally looks like she's not from the same game as the others. completely different artstyle compered to literally every other character.
>>8660032to me its his gayass eyelashes, and the fact that he looks way too "cutesy". its the way his smile is curved in particular, and the weird offpurple color of his facepaint. i dont like it.but yeah youre absolutely right about roxy, her sprite SUUUUUUUUUCKS. what the fuck is wrong with her hair? and her face i cant explain why but its all sorts of wrong. it SUCKS. and what the hell about roxy screams black woman? its as nonsensical as peolpe drawing dave as a black dude when hes the whitest guy on hte block trying desperately to be black, or just eminem. she doesnt look like a young alt version of rose's smoking hot mom at all
i like that everyone instinctively knows that jade's the titty monster
>>8660001No that is from this fellow: https://x.com/kmunc1/mediaJade is a natural at angst though. Very little in life ends up going her way.
>>8660073And she can make them bigger using her space powers
>>8660055The weirdest thing is that Pesterquest has a sprite for Mom, which is comic accurate??
>>8660084Some things are just so perfect they can't be ruined
>>8660080Jade's frustration and depression over being unable to make friends or date because every new person she talks to just sees her as some mythical being to worship could have been a legitimately interesting plot point to tackle. Hell, even a problematic train of thought like "a baby will fix my problems" could have been something, had they not surgically attached it to the writers' barely disguised cuckoldry fetish.
>>8660081by jove youre right... the possibilities are endless
>>8660001>why is she so melancholy D:Have you seen Homestuck
>>8660084maybe Momlonde's just that much of a bad bitch that they instinctively know not to tamper with her deliriously biznasty levels of hotnessor maybe they knew they'd get a psychic attack if they tried
>>8660084god almighty what a woman
>>8660080i've forgotten just how fucking miserable jade's life has been even before everything went to bugger
>>8660099It can even get weird with her making certain parts of her body largerBut for now I think she'd just make her bust and her ass bigger
>>8660107its a universal constant that every man wants to fuck roses momeven before they meet her they know out there the ultimate woman is waiting for a serious dicking
>>8660110And it always gets worse, for no reason.
Got bored and horny for Jane so here's an edit I made by splicing two old panel edits together.Facial expression from https://desuarchive.org/aco/thread/7078056/#7080214Everything else from https://desuarchive.org/aco/thread/4098978/#4117753
>>8660081>she can make them bigger using her space powersNo she can't, there's no canonical proof she can be selective with her enlargement
>>8660107Oh lawdPetition to make the header for the next thread to be Mom Lalonde
>>8660148They're just naturally enormous,
>>8660152Correct
>>8660139i am impressed and erect at each of you individuals work hereFACK i forgot how vital panel edits can be, but i cant fucking think of any good panels for editing purposes
>>8660149i second this notion>those pics of rose n daveCUTE
>>8660158Fun fact: That was the first time I've ever done something like this. Kinda proud of myself desu, even if it's just a basic edit.
>>8660160good job sonim proud of youman you know whats the best fucking track ever The Blind Prophetthat shit deserves its own animation
>>8660139Nicely done
>>8660113but of course>>8660135"Life fuckin sucks. And so does this GAME." - AVGN when living through the horrors of Sburb.
>>8660177No, it's Hussie that sucks.
>>8660089Jade has enough emotional baggage to be the main character of her own comic, but clearly she can't have that kind of centrality so we get half-hearted stabs at connecting her threads and the occasional total meltdown. Shit sucks.I know Jade is over-represented in fanart, but she got such short shrift as a character that fanart kinda made up the difference.
>>8659928>>8659942Kanaya's sprite was one of the best, good for her
>>8660187damn now thats quality>>8660204"shrift" now thats a word ive never heard before. i figure she has so much fanart because her character is eyecatching enough to offset how little screentime she gets compared to everyone elseand i never even thought about how little spotlight she gets compared to the others, poor girlsame goes for nepeta im still pissy that nepeta got almost FUCKIN NOTHIN storywise, her n equius are some of my favorites
you know who especially doesn't get much porn? PM and WQ. they're FOXY.
>>8660212>her character is eyecatching enough to offset how little screentime she getsI'm sure this is the biggest reason, Jade's design checks so many boxes.>NepetaI'm sorry Anon, but Nepeta was destined to be tragically underdeveloped. Hussie had a real talent for making "joke characters" that were actually great.
>>8660230yeah jade's bubbly personality is bound to catch anybody's eye, that and bouncing off all the other characters>i'm sorry anon but nep was destined to be tragically underdevelopedwhy must everything in life be so lame and gayhttps://youtu.be/jxjzPC3i1s0?si=IpBAMbj-5ju6I3rTits strange to me because even though it was apparent nepeta's existence was a lot dumber than the others, she still felt like a real character, if she was only ever meant to be a joke that didn't really come across the same way that SBAHJ is meant to purely be the biggest joke in existence (and a look at dave's psyche if you wanna rose style psychoanalyze). if she was, would she not just be really fucking annoying to every cahracter and not have any good interactions? i mean cmon, karkat calls her fucking autistic. that is hilarious and you know it. what did hussie ever have in mind for her? its odd, she has more screentime than the final two trolls just barely so despite not sharing their importance storywise, it really does boggle my mind. man you know what id pay to see some extended looks into the sgurb adventures that were skipped over for story purposes, that'd be rad
>>8660234>id pay to see some extended looks into the sgurb adventures that were skipped over for story purposesSo so so many people did things like this that never went anywhere. Fans made an "Act 5.1 Boss Fight" flash animation of the Trolls taking on the black king - it took like five years to finish and was instantly forgotten.Poor one out for the hopeless crush girl.
>>8660237you mean this? https://youtu.be/-19Up0dLzNw?si=tL-CI4ql5P1NfUlpthis one got so much attention hussie gave it the crowning of officiality, that's not much forgotten, even the wiki gave this its own page. it is one of those projects that actaully went somewhere and i praise the winds that made it hapenbut godDAMNIT youre right theres bound to be so many others that didnt fucking go anywhere, why is life so disappointingalso nice nepkat image, theyre a real spicy couple
>>8660234>bouncing off all the other characterssometimes I feel like I read a different comic than these other people. jade's only remotely good conversations are with karkat, and even those are just okay. jade has almost no chemistry with almost none of the rest of the cast. despite her being a "main" character and getting a shitload of screentime, she is a nothingburger character. she is a blank slate for people to project upon even more than john is.
>>8660244>that's not much forgottenI'm happy to be wrong, guess I wasn't paying attention.
>>8660234>its odd, she has more screentime than the final two trolls just barely so despite not sharing their importance storywiseWhat's even more odd is she fuses with dave sprite to make davepeta, Nepeta literally never had any chemistry with Dave and they even acknowledge that it was the first time her and davesprite metYet when it happens we're supposed to act like it's a big oh shit hype moment
>>8660247yeah and the animation absolutely shows how much work and time went into it, a real great thing it is. god i wish more projects like it existed. or at least a blind prophet animation where sollux wins the day with fucking laser eyesdamn another nice pic you got great job anon
>>8660213Yeah her and the other exiles get much in terms of porn except for black queen/snowman
>>8660246super hot pic of the spiderbitches where the fuck did their nipples go though but when it comes to jade i still like her but shes definitely more expository than most when i think about it>>8660286well that's fukcing gay and retarded i want my favorite trolls to resurrect not be SPRITESthis feels like a stupid serious gag moment that toby fox pulls in deltarune or whateverfucking cockamie gobbledyfuck
>>8660290godDAMN thats a great PM pic. if i could wish upon that magic ball thing the trolls almost won, it'd be for more PM WQ and Ms. Paint pornoand hussie would agree given he took Ms. Paint in as basically his mistress. he sees the vision goddammit. he KNOWS.
>>8660299Yeah Ms. Paint got a good amountShe is a house keeper that attends to all needs
>>8660294>well that's fukcing gay and retarded i want my favorite trolls to resurrect not be SPRITESThe weird part is while she was a ghost she didn't say anything, she just made emoticon facesAlong with feferi as well
>>8660302youre goddamn right she is hussie knows how to pick emexcept when he doesnt (vriska)
>>8660306oh my GOD is getting turned into a ghost just the bottom of the barrel after the original fucking 4
>>8660309bruh
>>8660311okay when shes with john its perfectly fine, he manages to reel her into almost being charming, i guess its that plucky massive DORK charm of his which can win anyone over
>>8660311So I love this image but I don't actually understand why John says she's confused. Can someone explain?
>>8660310Hussie just could let the characters restHe had to drag them through the mud with everyone else
>>8660309He knew what she was made for
>>8660320i wanted to equius punch shit again not be a horrific chimera of stupidity with sollux godDAMNIT
>>8660316i always thought the joke is that trolls CAN'T get human pregnant, but looking at this image closer she seems to already have a bun in the oven. maybe she thinks you can get pregnant while already pregnant?
>>8660330Actually equius got fused with lil halWhich basically is a chimera of sarcasm with Dirk
>>8660332>maybe she thinks you can get pregnant while already pregnant?ProbablyIt was implied that trolls can already get pregnant and the drones were a thing that got implemented to control the population
>>8660326fuck yeah he didbless you ms paint
>>8660334oh god that's even WORSEequius got fused with a HOMOSEXUAL
>>8660340CorrectionThe robotic copy of a homosexual
>>8660338No wonder she's given a momma like personality She's made to be bred like a momma
>>8660344but a HOMOSEXUAL nonethelessthe fact that dirk is a homosexual makes me unable to take him seriously and i will laugh at him for being suchespecially given he is a homosexual for jakethe most sexless man on the planetsomehow having all this robot rap stuff makes his gayness even lamerhas he tried to have gay sex with his robots/robotic self
>>8660345you're goddamn right anonalso wow 62 images, thats way more htan i expected for heri expected like5
>>8660347She's gotten a fair amount since her appearance
>>8660332But why would she think she can get pregnant if she's already clearly many months into pregnancy? Does she think her belly swelling up is just a side effect of living with John? Like a reverse dad bod? It's confusing
>>8660349whens the sexy fun naked dancing event with her WQ and PMi dont know why but i really crave porn of these 3 in particular
fusing with dirk could not possibly have made equius any gayer because he's already willing to bend over for almost literally anyone above or below his social station.
>>8659440equius and kanaya ooooo thats an interesting pairing, i havent seen this one yet in my time. whats the connection for it?>>8659676>i cant break these cuffsheh
>>8660351There's only a few of her and others and it usually has her paired with the black queen
>>8660352this is true but the difference is equius just wants to get his rocks off no matter which way he has to swing to do it because his stupid fetish makes him into a hormonal retard and dirk is just a genuine homosexual which is hilarious and pathetic because it saps him of every bit of coolness he ever couldve had
>>8660354which is a bit odd but i kinda get it and oh my god why does snowoman almost have hussie's haircut
>>8660357That's just someone's humanized version of the characters
>>8660363i know its just i started to imagine the prospitian ladies and BQ having sex and hussie busting through the wall like hte koolaid man and ruining everything and that was extremely funny to meoh my god those rainbow undies on BQ
>>8660365Yeah it's from assstuck
>>8660368KEEP IT COMIN LIV TYLER
>>8660368these pictures are as old as the average homestuck reader nowadays.i wonder how snax is doing.
>>8660369I can't remember if her ass gets any bigger afterwards
>>8660374fuckwell i thank liv tyler for her services
>>8660373I wonder tooI think snax got hit with the tumblr cleansing of 2018 as well
>>8660375She can only do so much
Hussie is a retard with an unsalvageable franchise but I can sort of understand why he fucked over Jade. She has one of the strongest God tier powers behind that of Lords and Muses. Even without green sun powers she can change size of any solid object or living being.Were she to flourish without her isolation or sidetracking, she'd go mad with power. She was not raised with emotional regulation or social cues. If she were mad she would level cities and obliterate galaxies. If she was afraid her paranoia would rearrange galactic superclusters to scratch the itch of her stressed mind. If she were sad she'd leave and hide away in the darkest void of the universe, shrink to the size of an atom and never be seen again.We already see some of this power exertion in the epilogues when she tries to force Dave and Karkat into a polygamous group with her as their dog girlfriend. Without her melancholy and caring towards her friends, she'd run the timeline like Calliope runs the Candy timeline, just without sublely.All hail queen Jade!
>>8660384Not only that but she's a witch classWitch's can basically break the rules of their aspect to do what they want without penalty as long as they do it once
>>8660384Words cannot adequately convey the disappointment I had for [S] Collide. In many parts it is my own fault for allowing the seed of hope to blossom and flourish. That Hussie would not have condemned her to years of pointless brainwashed villainly, that the scene where she resolved to use her "best powers" to accomplish something, anything, in the name of good at the climax of the story, when there were finally enemies she couldn't hope to one-shot with them.And then her role in the grand finale is to.. bafflingly try to make Bec Noir and PM stop fighting for some reason, and then she gets punched in the face.Second worst ending I have ever experienced.(Somehow, still better than Mass Effect 3.)
>>8658205so true
>>8660402dude i woulda had karkat make some boss as hell plan using everybody on the team and shit and itd be like a motherfucking anime you feel me which is funny since hussie never watched anime but there is some anime feel elements in there ya digby god jade woulda done something meaningful if karkat was at the helmwhy the fuck is vriska here get out of my story already
>>8660410>why the fuck is vriska here get out of my story alreadyLet it be remembered that they had to reset their timeline using fourth wall powrs just because vriska was intergyral to the group not falling apart
>>8660414ah yes i can see how that makes senseshes so fucking unbearable to listen to they can all laser focus on telling her to shut the fuck up instead of wasting time arguing with each others romantic problemsyes i get her luck ability can potentially be busted but oh my god fuck off i hate her you can easily write it to be that shes not important on her own
>>8660414equius would have done everything vriska did, but better and faster and STRONGER
>>8660428oh you fucking GET IT brother you fucking GET ITTHE STRONGEST TROLL TRIUMPHS ALL
I wish there was more Mom x Roxy art. There's some but its mostly futa/trans and while I personally don't mind it, I know many people do
>>8661006Any and all flavors of Lalondecest are magical.
>>8661006>>8661216Dunk me in a Lalonde pile
>>8661219God, I love this artist. The passion for the pairings is tactile through the lines.
rocki
>>8661254Hoochie Mama!
need feet
>>8661316Feet are a weird fetish because its not my thing but I kinda get it? Like I think my brain chemistry is almost there where I would be into it but not quite
>>8661389
>>8661392
>>8661345i understand as it is the most common fetish around theres probably some scientific explanation for that shit
>>8661548it's mental illness, unironcallytl;dr some wires get crossed and your brain tricks itself into thinking feet are an erogenous zone. it's called the cortical homunculus if you want to actually read up on those wires.
>>8661551damn
>>8661389also who made these and where'd you find them because both rule 34s dont have shit in terms of nanna
>>8661615The artist is abiesnot!And I found the pics on rule34.us
>>8661548>scientific explanationLike >>8661551 said it's literally malformed nerves. The parts of the brain that experience eroticism and the part that controls your feet are right next to each other, and some people wind up with them more connected than normal.
>>8661582Have one morehttps://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/cheesyboy888/honk-tuah
here you guys go, the original one is cuntboy but this ones straight and heterosexual
Hooooooooly shit we got some good, classy blowjobs freshly drawn by solidus! These must have been a commission by Homestuck Jesus!
>>8662260https://x.com/sun_fail/status/1873084255477350406
>>8662260>>8662262i think we should nuke the japanese again for popularizing exaggerated blowjob faces.
>>8662149How hard is Nepeta fourth-wheeling it in this scenario?
>>8662332her and feferi are both entirely down to fucking clown and you better believe it because its coming from the horses mouth directly from me to (You)
>>8661551>porn 4chan is now reducing their own fetishes to shrinkobabble that would get them drugged and thrown in a padded room if admitted out loudultra-grim
>>8662611Hey man fetishes are a you issue I personally just like women with big titties and deep vaginas>Captcha TDDD0k
>>8662611anon i don't even have a foot fetish. this is like, normal psychological knowledge. you can literally google "why do we have foot fetishes" and learn this shit.
>>8661006I guess if you want something, you have to do it yourself sometimes
>>8662664ay this is cuteartist? did you do this anon?
>>8662665Yeah, I did. Thanks! I usually post my hs stuff at @PrinzOfGreen on twitter
>>8662673oh hey! I do recognize this art. any plans on crossposting to bluesky anytime soon?
>>8662676I could migrate or at least crosspost. Already got an account, too. So yeah, I might do that
>>8662686god bless my dudeyou draw great lalondes
>>8661677thanks docoh theres no nanna on this thing either godDAMMIT
>>8659956lysanthum arts for HS2 now and turned traitor
>>8661694ohhhhhhh so that's why it's so common. a simple flick of a finger and your wires are fucked
>>8662136oh hey this is my friend's art thanks man this is sweet
on the topic of HS and references to The Wizard of Oz -- In the novel, the four characters initially all meet the Wizard in the Emerald City separately. Notably, with each person the Wizard takes on a different form. With Dorothy, he appears as a massive limbless bald head. The Scarecrow, a beautiful woman. The Tin Woodman, a horrific beast described as having the head of a rhinoceros, five eyes, five long arms, five long legs and covered in wooly fur.Hearing all this, the Cowardly Lion resolves to steel himself against the wizard on the behalf of his friends -- saying that no matter the form, he should attack the wizard until he caves to their whims and grants their wishes. Of course, the Wizard of Oz is indeed a Wizard, so when the Lion confronts him, he comes face-to-face with not a person or thing, but a massive ethereal ball of energy. A miniature sun within the throne room radiating heat and energy that the Lion cannot physically be near. Can you guess the color of the sun the Wizard of Oz Transformed into?
>>8663040That's a great catch, I never read the actual Wizard of Oz novel.That said, I believe Hussie's inspiration was "House on the Borderland" by William Hodgson. Its about some guys stuck in a house watching all of eternity race by as they fall into the gravity well of an impossibly large green star.
How do IGet through one night without youIf I had to live without youWhat kind of life would that be
>>8663301You can get a decent amount of JohnJade, but what about JohnJadesprite?
>>8663519shit thats like nothingbut what about jadejadesprite where they make out naked
>>8663584karkat has jerked off to this precise scenario no fewer than ten times
>>8663585this is 1 million percent official because i know in my heart that karkat is a chronic masturbator because man cannot stand next to terezi's fat tits without needing to relieve himself by godalso this is legitimately the only decent picture of karkat jacking off and everything else was fucking horrendous
this panel but jade's showing john her fat knockers
>>8663661more jadesprite pls
>>8662664LALONDECEST
>>8663686
>>8663697More specifically roxycest, the best kind of lalondecest
this porno helped me find some classic karezi pics and i am proud
>>8663723Karezi really is the best ship. It's pure unfiltered awkward teenage romance and I love it. Also I know that Terezi can essentially see despite her blindness but the idea of Karkat being all angry and stuff but then still being gentle and helping her get around is so cute to me
>>8663741Karezi is the cutest fucking thing in existence and it violently rends my heart from how much sobbing it does viewing such love I just wanna see em kiss and cuddle goddamnit
>>8663723>>8663741never shipped karezi myself but did always see the appeal. can't imagine how disappointing it was to see it all thrown away because hussie started letting fans weasel their way into his friend circle and influence the comic.i will be happy to get to hell and see every davekat fujo there alongside me.
>>8663747There aren't enough words in every language combined to properly describe this familiar feeling of a butterfly colony living in my internal organs or the fucking interminably scathing hot liquid rage vomit that boils in my throat knowing it was all crumbled to dust and blown away in a fucking instant for gay porn
>>8663707im the anon you're responding to and i to do a double take when seeing what you replied with because i literally commissioned that jadesprite LMAO
>>8663793Well, commission more then, chop chop
>>8663807will you be providing funding?
>>8663747John fell into a deep hypnotic slumber the moment Vriska's lips disconnected from him, much like a negative-edge button press
>>8663830Lol did you get banned from the blue boards again freak
>>8663862No, we actually had a 500-reply monthly again just a couple days ago off of me posting the first Manipul8 gif, and I know me telling you that means you're going to report us next time, but I'd rather not lie to you just because you're a stupid asshole.
>>8663830i dont know what negative edge is but damn john and vriska would be cute if vriska let john do the swoocing and kept her mouth shut
>>8663882it's a concept in fighting games where the input is only fed into the system after you let your fingie off the button instead of when it depresses
>>8663874Yeah, but I’m smarter and less disabled than you, and I genuinely don’t give a fuck what you do on /co/
>>8663889I'm sure all the nice people who come to this thread to fucksmith about Homestuck porn appreciate you derailing it to rant about Holocausting me every time I post something
>>8663883oooooooooh okay so john and vriska are fighting while having sexi'm kidding, but now i'm wondering which character in SF3rd Strike would karkat and terezi pickI feel like Eridan would choose Dudley for his high class attitude and status
>>8663893Terezi would pick Mika because buttohWAIT she was Alpha. FUCK!!!!!! FAKE NERD DETECTED!!!
>>8663890>Jews out of nowhere
>>8663899Andrew's career has plenty of 'Jews out of nowhere' moments, so that's your problem
>>8663898alright we don't gotta limit ourself to just 3rd Strike (unfortunately whoever would pick my main man Q is outta luck given he's stuck in only that game) but Terezi would totally pick Mika cuz Buttdo you think Karkat would pick Dan? part of me thinks he would. or maybe dave would pick dan becauseIronyin blatant disregard for its actual meaning
>>8663902Karkat would pick Twelve because he can't pick Blanka
>>8663910oh good LORD that sounds painful. i feel like rose would pickrosehehehehe
>>8663920Who would Vriska pick?
>>8663931if this was SF4 (the final final final version) she'd pick Elena. Because everyone fucking hates fighting Elena.And for 3rd Strike: Yun. Because I fucking despise Yun.because everyone knows vriskas job is to make everything as unfun as possible
>>8663934Everyone hates my sleepfu so much.
>>8663939lol this gifman ive only just started act 6 and its already so lame and gay
>>8663957It's bad. There also now anti-Hussie watchdogs who will call you an NPC for saying Caliborn is the only reason to read Act 6.
>>8663961god im not even interested in those ugly little skeleton children either why cant this be COOLER
>>8663963>ugly little skeleton childrenthis dude just keeps postin' skeletons at 'em
>>8663965shit this art fucking rocks i dig it highlyalso i dont know why but i still dont really understand what kanayas character isshe just slips my mind all the time
>>8663965from the thumbnail i thought this was a bionicle
>>8663969as you should. glory to Teridax
>>8663969>naked with sneakers onExquisite
someone make a new bread when this one dies
>>8663793>im the anon you're responding to and i to do a double take when seeing what you replied with because i literally commissioned that jadesprite LMAOIts not a big demand, but what a coincidence. Thanks for commissioning it
>>8664032thank you for the additional jadesprite, i didnt have this one yet. my dick was fucking starving and i finally have a meal
>>8663619Is this supposed to be an edit request?
>>8664054it's a Reddit request
Is it bad that I want to fuck Eridan?
>>8664680if anyone at all had fucked eridan things probably would have turned out a lot better for the trolls desu
>>8664680i feel eridan woulda been a much better villain if he really was given a chance in the spotlight more, hes got all the good makings of oneand a girl version of him is fine too
>>8664682Plap plap the racist femboy to save the troll species
>>8664691everyone has to play rock paper scissors to see who has to have sex with eridan so he doesnt go murderhobo on em
>>8664705Or everyone can just gangbang him
>>8664706yeah that works too
>>8664708You could also force him to help repopulate by tying him down and having all the girls take turns riding him, not letting him go until they're pregnantOr if you want to get all AO3 with it you could just have him get knocked up (his lusus is a seahorse, after all!)
>>8664711lmao im not a woman so im not into mpreg but the first idea is totally excellent
>>8664714Fair enough, I just like the second idea because I like femboys and eggpreg/oviposition stuff
>>8664717yeah thats alright
>>8664717Eridan And The Egg Of Pregg
>>8662332How would a nepeta/sollux relationship be like?
>>8664749dii2cord mod and hii2 kiitten
>>8664749Sollux doesn’t use Discord.
>>8664749The most autistic relationship ever.
>>8664761now THAT'S the best description
Happy new year, everybody
>>8664774that's a real nice pic anon well done i dig it
>>8664750Sollux would never use a tech illiterate retard app like discord
>>8664779yeah he'd make his ownwith porno
There's probably gonna be a new thread before it reaches new year in my timezone, so here's one of the last smut posts of the year. I hope Beyond Canon somehow stops being ass and that MindWipe, Reiduran and Psicarii start uploading more consistently.
>>8664989Personally I'm so bored by Act 6 I've ended up drumming an outline with a friend of cooler stuff to chew on and I'm in no way gonna bother with the epilogues or homosuck beyond lame but by god Im gonna suck on Momlonde's fat tits
>>8664706>Racist wannabe femboy draws racist wannabe femboyPottery
>>8665022what
>>8665022What did NauticallyIncriminative do?
>>8665050New Thread
>>8665032He drew a black dick, so he will be schizo'd forever in these threads
Holy shit this thread is still up LMFAO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Brown Jade is hotter than white Jade.
>>8665556So true.
