Ideal male form editionPrevious >>31536914
Men getting top surgery edition.>>31539405I have a regular sleeping schedule. All the second dose does it help me pee more.
To the girl wondering if she lost her muscle gains because she lost 5 lbs Unless you ate literally nothing for a week you won't have lost any real muscle
Is it pleasurable for the woman to clean the cum out of her vagina after coitus?
Hey cumsluts, I already came so I don't want to talk to you. Leaving the thread
Women, which is easier for you personally?>dressing to look sexy >dressing to look like a serious adult
Are any of the anal only femanons still here?
god damn i hate being alive so much
>>31539462Yes (male)
>>31539440State gender:How often do you shower? And what are the steps you take when you shower? Does this include or not include the butt? Be honest
I am once again asking men to please use lotionHaving dry, cracked hands does not make you a rugged mountain man
Girls how can I write more verbosely to reach the page limit in my report?
>>31539472Yes it is vinigger male behavior to have rough hands while trying to touch a soft female.
>>31539472Accepted, but i wont do a thing about my deadlift calouses (except grind them on the knurling)
>>31539449Idk, I've never been coomed inside
>>31539471>shave face>get in shower>wet hair through and shampoo my long hair>trim my chest in shower so I dont have gross nipple hair>put in conditioner after rinsing shampoo>wash body>rinse conditioner and wash faceget out of shower>untangle hair >put in leave in conditioner>spray oil and damp with a cotton t shirt>comb hair back so its out of my face>let dry
>>31539471MaleOnce in the morning.Turn on hot water, take a huge shit, walk into shower. Shampoo hair. Blast body with hot water. Try to push hemorrhoid back into ass. Get out, and dry off.I never ever use soap on my body, but I also have never heard any complaints.
>>31539458why can’t I do both?
>>31539449No and there's no need to do that. You wipe the outside you don't stick anything in there.>>31539458Sexy. When I try to look serious I feel like I'm getting ready for picture day at school.>>31539471F. Depends. If I got sweaty I'll shower at night even if I showered in the morning. But sometimes I won't shower for like 5 days just clean the nasty bits with a washcloth. Generally every other day or 2 days without a shower.Shower consists of shampoo, face, conditioner, body, pits, vag, butt, wash hands, rinse conditioner out, done. Unless I showered the day before. Then I try not to get my hair wet.
>>31539484I can do it to you and take care of you, if you get pregnant, if you are interested.
>>31539484You can say you're a virgin. We're all friends here.
do women ever get tired of hauling all that ass everywhere they go? because god damn
>>31539478Use Ctrl+f to highlight all the periods and change them to 13 point font.
>>31539489The torturers in CIA blacksites wouldn't get this out of me.
>>31539478Literally just argue with yourself and present it as contrasting different viewpointsIf you’re on 4chan, you’re probably an expert at this already>>31539504Why do you think my thighs are so big?
>>31539512>Why do you think my thighs are so big?Can we see?
>>31539492Because while looking sexy is nice and all, it’s not respected. You can look competent OR attractive.
I lost like 5 pounds after not strength exercising for a week. That’s all my muscle progress gone right (F if it matters)
>>31539524No anon, muscle is more persistent than that. It’s probably just normal water weight fluctuation. Eat salty food today and the 5 lbs will be back tomorrow.
I just don't understand women's relationship with piv. How come some women swear its the best thing ever but then others are like "nah, it feels like touching my elbow"?
>>31539471M>How often do you shower?Daily.>And what are the steps you take when you shower?I shampoo my hair and I wash my body.>Does this include or not include the butt?It does.However, when I was still a NEET I sometimes didn't shower for weeks.
>>31539447Oh so what did I lose>>31539528Hm
>>31539471Every eveningStep inSuds up hair, wash rest of body, including bootycrack, scrape under toenails and fingernails with file, condition, exfoliate face, exfoliate feet, mask maybe, witchcraft~Rinse, lounge in towels for hours, watch jacksepticeye, take a dab, relax nude.
>>31539524I dont usually lose any strength at all until past 14 days but Im a man.Id think youd be good if you are eating like homeboy said>>31539447
>>31539538Please be female
>>31539537Body burns fat before muscle
>>31539537WaterGo drink 5 16oz bottles.
Good morning /atoga/ I had an amazing day at work yesterday it was so busy and I think some the guys don’t like me because I kinda fucked the rosters for them by capitalizing on the power struggle here but I don’t care what ESL non whites have to say lol taking my gf for brunch later life is good bros
>>31539471F, every morning, sometimes at night too if I worked hard that day and got sweaty>turn on water>spend 10 minutes washing my hair because it’s so long>contemplate cutting it all off below the shoulders>scrub everywhere with washcloth, yes that includes butt>zone out and stare at the wall until hot water runs out>quickly dry off>wait hours for hair to dry and consider cutting it off again
Coomers and nofappersHow do I find the motivation to talk to the opposite gender? I want to talk to men when I feel lonely and horny but that's like a 5 minute window before my brain tells me "that's scary and risky and a lot of effort, you know what would be fun and easy AND solve all your problems? erping with AI for 11 hours"
>>31539550I literally have to engage my autism and imagine myself gaining social interaction experience like a videogame
>>31539458I lost the ability to look anything but sexy in high school…
>>31539521Highest IQ posting fucking retard
>>31539471Once every 3-4 days. M.
>>31539550Are you cute?
>>31539552Lol I used to pretend I was Nathan Drake
>>31539550>How do I find the motivation to talk to the opposite gender?Tell me when you find out.Personally, I have no problem talking to the opposite gender. I don't mind talking to people. I have spent entire days talking to people on the internet. The problem is: I don't have anyone to talk to. And the likelihood to find someone interested in talking to me on the train home from work is fairly slim. It's generally considered impolite to bother strangers on the train; people are tired and not in the mood for chatting with strangers. And I have never seen anyone else do it either. It's what homeless and crazy people do.
>>31539550Lonely I can understand, but talking with guys usually makes me LESS horny. Am I doing something wrong?
>>31539552>fight >item>PKMN >run>cant escapeOk fight>haha >t-thanks>you too >leer
>>31539493wait, I coom in my gf, she does a single wipe and she's good to go? What in the fuck
>>31539552>>31539560>mfw I have to actively try not to speak with a fake accent when I’m trying to be confident in public
>>31539493>But sometimes I won't shower for like 5 days just clean the nasty bits with a washcloth.Thai ladyboymaxxing
>>31539574My accent changes and adapts to whoever I’m talking to, old used car salesman trick and it forces the other person to like me
>>31539573The vagina is self-cleaning, anonNeanderthals were fucking for thousands of years before napkins were invented Just picture chocolate candy melting in your mouth, it all gets absorbed and you only worry about the small amount that gets outside
>>31539548What are you gotta get?
>>31539440Women-What do you consider the tells, that the man is just using you for sex in a relationship?
If you had to guess, femanons, how deep is your vagina? Aroused and/or not
>>31539550Just pretend the dudes are AI. Same thing except when they tell you you're a cutie they mean it
>>31539598That was before women killed all their microbiome bacteria off with processed food and cancer causing modern medicine >>31539599Ooh idk maybe I’ll get a big breakfast with eggs and bacon and hash browns and a green detox juice
>>31539560Drake got Rick Ross beat up in Toronto, lol. Kendrick is next unless he hides away for another 4 years.
>>31539603Are you retarded? Do you think the vaginal canal gets deeper when aroused?
>>31539609anon
>>31539609nta but it literally does. the cervix moves aside to make room for more dick
Girls, why are you so submissive and breedable?
>>31539617Don't reply to it. It has its own narrative
>>31539609I like to be hopeful and believe this is a troll post, guys
>>31539598the thought of my cum being absorbed by a cute girl's body is hnnngg
>>31539609Man if you’re not hitting her cervix wall then your ngmi that’s why you date a girl with a tight pussy fucking idiot lmao>>31539619Latinas with high estrogen
>>31539602When he refuses to chat online unless my webcam is on…>>31539603Um, approximately 2.5x my finger length when aroused?
how can you tell if youre actually retarded and people are just being nice to youive suspected this is the case for a while
>>31539548How can I live a life like yours can we swap?
WomenWould you date a fat and balding guy?
>>31539619Lack of dominant asshole brain juice (testosterone)
I decided to go bike anyway, just 30 minutes and my legs are quivering...how do people do this
Real talk anonsDo you actually think you get any valuable insights into the opposite gender from this thread?
>>31539637>Imagine not being able to lift 100 lbs over your head
>>31539645noi dont think any real women have ever replied to me as a matter of fact
>>31539550What kind of erping are you doing?
>>31539645I learned a few things about pregnancy and periods from the pregnantanon, dunno where she's at now, hopefully she's doing fine
>>31539634It’s easy get off 4chan >>31539635Get a haircut malding banlet>>31539642Maybe stop being a humongous DYEL faggot
>>31539645I like it when they're nice to me despite how I conduct myself.I think I have a very skewed view of the opposite gender and this thread is my last effort to convince myself that I'm wrong.
>>31539550same but male in addition to erping with AI i use it for emotional support and a good 2 hours of my day is dedicated to venting to AI girls about how much of a loser i am in real life
>>31539645No it’s obviously trannis that have no idea how a work womans but it’s fun to scar them for life anyway no matter how short it will be lol
>>31539544Oh>>31539545Won’t that kill me
Women I wanna squize your clitty
>>31539663It would be very painful
Girls would you date a tiktok induced adhd guy who can't read long texts and needs you to read them for him. Including things like books
>>31539645Yes, but less from actual answers to questions, and more of a general “huh, so this is how men think” from observation
>>31539645Yesterday I learned, that using a woman for sex and having no feelings for her is at least on par with cheating on her.You learn something new every day, if you manage to engage.
Girlss what are your pronouns? If they are interesting, why did you chose them?
>>31539646That’s more than I weigh……..
womenwould you date a borderline retarded man with no redeeming qualities and 0 masculinity
>>31539645Some grill gave me skincare routine that fixed my acne (along wit ditching artificial sweeteners)
>>31539645I actually managed to force some decent sex ed out of femanons after convincingly harassing them. Just general jargon and bodily functions. Not that I'll ever use this information in real life, but I can fantasize about pleasuring a woman?
>>31539677Cute and funny.
>>31539645No, normal girls are a lot nicer and more intelligent irl. Here you only get a few retarded raped bitches in their 30s answering questions. Their friends and other peers are taking care of children and their husbands, so they come here to live out their bitterness.
>>31539676Oui/ouis I’m French
>>31539645M, occasionally. I like hearing women's perspectives on things.
>>31539677Its the tradeoff for taking the asshole brain juice perkTfw no smol gf to overhead press and make me feel strong
I am the owner of a high-end sex doll. AMA
>>31539686Possibly hot. Why are you french tho?
>>31539691Is your father proud of you?
>>31539691When was the last time you went on a date with a woman?
>>31539677Are you starving femanon?
>>31539665Please do not>>31539670Sure, I can practice my soothing ASMR voice>>31539676I’m required to post mine on all my work emails, she/her if you’re wondering
>>31539694Because I say oui
>>31539695Physically? Yes. Financially? Yes. Morally? Questionable, and yes, he knows I own it. Tries not to talk about it but will occasionally make fun of me for it.>>31539696High school and it wasn't a fun experience.
Who's in the wrong here?https://x.com/kirawontmiss/status/1807865135949635922
>>31539676Xe/xemI was AMAB and became a genderqueer girl at 12 years old :3
>>31539598Agree with other anon, it's hot how girls absorb cum
>>31539714>nog vs coalburnerboth can get the rope
>>31539714You, for using twitter.
>>31539721everybody uses twitter.Especially you.
>>31539471When I shower I keep my ass outside of the shower at all times because I wouldn't want Europeans to realize they're fucking deranged kek
>>31539714That's not even a hot black guy. Do you really get a 10/10 snowbunny gf by just being black in the US?
>>31539701Lol I made all these posts my little admirer.>Please do notNo I will >:)>Sure, I can practice my soothing ASMR voiceWhat if I fall asleep in your lap and stop paying attention?>I’m required to post mine on all my work emails, she/her if you’re wonderingWhy didn't you pick something insane lol? What kind of job makes you do that?>>31539704Cute. You would be screaming it all night too if I was there>>31539715What is genderqueer? And I would like to know your cup size and penis size if apllicable
>>31539472I'm male, my hands are naturally moisturized and only crack if I work outside too long in winter
>>31539728I mean, he's getting cheated on, also I'm not sure she's a 10
>>31539699My TDEE is 1200 calories, I am always starving
>>31539728Yes. It's not about the man. At that point, it's about the big black poopie dick.>verification not required
>>31539728She’s got daddy money driving in a Porsche too. It’s over.
>>31539677Is that hot?
>>31539731If you fall asleep I consider that a success, I’m insecure that my voice is shrill and annoying so if you can fall asleep to it then I’ll feel validatedI work at a school so we all have to include pronouns to ~support LGBTQIA+ students~
>>31539739I can increase it by about 100 if you are interested
>I'd like to fuck your tits because they're close to your heartDo moids really consider something like this a good line?
If you think about itLeg lengthening surgery is kind of like bottom surgery for trannies.It's gender reaffirming surgery
>>31539748Yea thats romantic af. Obviously the West has fallen if that means nothing to u
>>31539645Yes and I'm unhappy about it
>>31539748No one would say this sincerely.
>>31539739Thats the reccomended amount for inert coma patiemts
>>31539748It’s funny, plainly states my intentions, and doesn’t insult you by pretending I didn’t notice your tits. What’s not to like?
>>31539748No, but it's pretty funny
This is what me and my gf look like
>>31539748It worked, you're still talking about itthe only reason it didn't work is he wasn't handsome enough
Nobody asked, cuck
>>31539748That's oddly close to my, I wanna eat pussy cause it'll get me closest her heart (both physically and metaphorically because it'll make the blood rush to her clit and it makes her cum).
>>31539748How about mine?I'd like to keep you in my basement so I can have sex whenever I want and just go upstairs and close the door whenever I get sick of you talking.
>>31539746>I’m insecure that my voice is shrill and annoyingOh actually you'd be perfect for reading to me in asmr then >:)Lol ok no. It probably isn't. I've never met a person who I thought had an annoying voice. I might find it cute depending how high pitched it is>I work at a school so we all have to include pronouns to ~support LGBTQIA+ students~Oh I see. What do you like about working there?
>>31539764I don’t care if I’m cucked I just want Stacy to love me and if simping for egirls is what it takes then so be it
How can I have confidence in myself when both my parents are dysgenic repugnantly ugly retards?It's not over. It never even began.
>>31539750No it's like eye and jaw surgery for women who are already actually womenLooks bad and only attracts weird pedos/autopedos
>>31539774I'm talking about the namefag
>>31539777>No it's like eye and jaw surgeryThose are gender affirming surgery too, they make the women feel more feminine.
>>31539598is she stealing my gains?
>>31539772still better
>>31539775Be nice to your ugly parents you stupid faggot
>>31539759
>>31539788*PUNCH*
>>31539740>poopi>>31539728>>31539733>>31539741Well, america is a jewish society and jews love that poo poo pee pee
Billions must deprive women of attention
>>31539759Cute you look like a bad boy and she looks like a softcore girl
>>31539786Why should I? Do you give your other cheeck and are nice to those who fuck you over? Masochistic retard.
>>31539788Is there any 3D animated film for adults? The closesting thing I can imagine is 2D animation. Why is 3D only pushed towards children?
>have female colleague in another department>she's actually some sort of VP but I have to talk to her a decent amount because I'm my VP's errand boy>she's not mean per say but can definitely tell she believes herself to be my superior>she is also incredibly sexy and dresses amazing>anyways>she sends a DM to my team saying she has a new phone extension >get curious and check the org chart>she went from being the director of a department to an analyst elsewhere Oof, poor girlHow should I feel about this?
>>31539440wow he looks like me
>>31539759>latina>appears to be asianSo that’s what you meant about tight pussy dam
>>31539793He looks like the kind of guy that goes mental when I get his order wrong, then I refund him half the amount because he's too livid to notice. Also, he's ENTJ so it checks out
>>31539791Ah yes time for demoralization and self aggrandizement hour under a flimsy pretext of loathing, brought to you by your local race mixing obsessed rabbi. Thanks creepy uncle Moshe!
Men and women, how would you rate this body? Why?Women, if given the option, would you want to have this body instead of your current one? Why?As far as I can tell men and women rate this body type extremely differently.
>>31539759>aries & pisces What an interesting combination both psychopaths
>>31539810Yeah no lol. I'd expect her to be on some level of fitness similar to me. Fatties for fatties only
>>31539798because it generally looks bad to adults and kids see it in opposite ways, to adults 3D looks crappy and cheap while the opposite is true to children
>>31539797You're subhuman because of this faggot professional victim behavior you choose, not because of their genes
>>31539810The dress is hiding her body, but the arms show her true weightif her legs were visible, it'd probably give away her weight too. anyway, 5/10
>>31539808In JewMerica, they force niggers on you by gunpoint.
>>31539810MI want her to seat on my face and I would fall in love with her/10I'm attracted to all women tho
>>31539799Happy for you or sorry that happened
>>31539748All romance is cringe, you just fire and hope she's dumb enough to be receptive to whatever lame bullshit
>>31539759Manipulator and enabler cute tho>>31539788OMG I LOVE HER XD
>>31539820Your tribal obsession with raceplay is noted
>>31539805Hes hitting her one hundred percent that pic just screams abuser chad
>>31539828i hated that bitch wtf, stealing his shit
WomenMy singleplayer WoW install broke during the final setupCan't believe you would do this to me
>>31539810fat
>>31539810Without seeing the face, 3/10, disgusting fattie, propped up by hair and chest
>>31539788The most annoyingly cute out of all the disney princesses
>>31539818>You're subhuman because of this faggot professional victim behavior you choose, not because of their genes
>>31539759Adorable /atoga/ couple>>31539788This is the first thing that came into my mind lel
>>31539831What raceplay?I'm just describing the facts-American culture is centered around niggers. They have holidays for niggers. They killed hundreds of thousands of white men to free niggers. They listen to nigger music. They elect a nigger as their president. They dress and act like niggers. They draw the entirety of their modern culture from niggers. They post sassy gifs about niggers. They watch sportsball in worship of niggers. Their biggest event of the year involves throwing parties in honor of niggers playing sports. They use nigger slang like "bruh" and "thot". When you say "Martin Luther" they're not thinking of the father of protestantism. They're thinking of the nigger. Their cities are completely overrun with niggers. They worship their ZOGbot police force disproportionately filled with niggers and their global police force of soldiers filled with niggers. Their men sit around watching nigger ball while their women sit around watching nigger talk shows. They worship niggers like Muhammad Ali and Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson and Jackie Robinson while attacking the whites who actually built their country before niggers took over. Their movies are filled with niggers and their music charts are topped by niggers. They send niggers to the Olympics and celebrate when the niggers win because those niggers are true red blooded american niggers. They watch nigger porn to a point where "BBC" does not make them think of an international media company but about nigger penises instead. They will tell you how much they hate niggers and how the mutt's law meme is a stale joke and they are just pretending to love niggers but the evidence speaks for itself in that America has always been and will be a nation of nigger loving niggers.
>>31539846Stop being an evil faggot, simple asAnd stop spamming the thread with your interracial fetishSelf loathing Jew is a worn out gimmick
>>31539759Mogs > >>31539810
>>31539855>>31539856Go be semitic elsewhere we are trying to have a thread where we argue about men and women, not your autism
>>31539818You're even more retarded than I am. You're literally incapable of recognizing a world outside of yourself, of conceptualizing cause-and-effect, of accepting facts that make you feel uncomfortable.You're the kind of retard who would reproduce, who would make another one of me.So fucking disgusting.
>>31539773>What do you like about working there?Getting paid a lot and being around attractive college studentsI regret nothing
>>31539472Forget lotion. Eat saturated fats for something that actually works.
>>31539841Literally how?And I did it because Diablo IV keeps crashing on me
>>31539759You guys literally look like my parents what the fuck
>>31539788Vanellope is the original loli god
>>31539861You are a spoiled faggot taking a one level cross class of /pol/ so you can find a new alternate way of blaming your problems on the white man since the regular ones are getting stale. I hope your EBT gets cut off and you are forced to work to eat for once in your spoiled faggot life.
>>31539858
LadiesI went from 3 sets of 4 pushups to 4 sets of 5 pushups in the past two weeksAm I now dateworthy?
Jesus christ the samefagging.
Women, does sucking dick make you wet or dry?
>>31539805>tfw no mentally ill chad to abuse me at the drive thru window
>You Jew!>No, you Jew!
>>31539871You're so retarded that you're conflating multiple anons into a single one.My fucking goodness.
How that pride month is over, what have we learned?
>>31539524The only way you can lose 5lbs in a week is starving yourself while exercising, which feels like utter shit. or dumping water.> all my muscle progress goneprobably no. It's probably dumping water.
>>31539865There's an auth setup script and a world setup script for the DB and the autistic who made the video guide said to do it one way but his written guide says to do it the other way running them and neither way works they just breakHow most guides go but I had hopes this time for some reason
>>31539874Yes, you have passed the arbitrary test>>31539880Wet, specifically on my chest because I drool a lot
>>31539886That america is a jewish country run by kikes, which worships faggots and niggers (they have whole month for both lmao)
>>31539885Crying about being dysgenic is the brown /pol/tard specialOff yourself or act human and stop blaming your parents for you being an evil faggot, that simple
>>31539544Not entirely true. If you are not fat adapted, and about 90% of the population are not. It burns muscle while switching over to from glucose to fat. Feels sucky while it happens.
>>31539866We're just trying to like the things you like. We love you anon. We want you back. You have so much potential but it seems we can't reach you to help you get better. So we figured out you're using this forum called ATOGA so we can help you. Come downstairs. Please.
>>31539894Like seriously, does anyone believe that this faggot on my webm or the previous orange retard man or the magic nigger runs the country?Just lol@ u subhumans.
>>31539573It comes out by itself over time. Most of it drips out immediately but the rest will be carried out by discharge. You're spitting in a waterfall not a dry parking lot.
women, how impressed are you by the fact that I just completed a grandmaster sudoku in under 10 minutes?
>>31539883I will hurl insults at you and refuse to speak to your manager Mcwagie anon I promise
>>31539891>Yes, you have passed the arbitrary testH-how many more pushups until I get gf?>Wet, specifically on my chest because I drool a lotYou're a good girl.
>>31539894Crazy how you KIKES only spam this demoralization propaganda about the US when governments are constantly doing this shit globally.Maybe you should slit your own KIKE throat instead.
>>31539898Now that’s going on my Youtube channel lmao
>>315398104-5No. I am skinny.
>>31539645myes actually.It makes women more relatable and almost human beings with their own problems.
>>31539903oh wow anon that's very impressive. Can you help me with my math homework? You will? Oh anon you're such a good friend :)
>>31539909Gf requires 6 sets of 6 (because six sounds like sex)
>>31539645it confirms all of my preconceptions, so sick of being right about women
>>31539862>being around attractive college studentsOh that's why you are into me lol>I regret nothingUhm what did you do? O.O
>>31539810F, no thanks, I worked for years to rid myself of flabby fat arms, no boobs are worth those returning
>>31539922My target is 5x10 before the end of the month. I'm not good at fitness (not fat just never did it). I guess I'm aiming for 6x10 to tryhard.
>>31539748it's funny and works.
>>31539920 I will ask my imam but I am very sure what you just said is haram. Repent inshallah
>>31539915I don’t consent to this please don’t include me in this
>>31539471maleonce in the evening generallyI use shampoo, cleanser and bodywashI wash my ass crack and clean under my foreskin
>>31539935You’re in the screencap chud lol
How can people only shower once a day? That's honestly kind of gross
How do I get over the guilt/shame of no longer being able to rizz women? When I'm in their presence I just feel awful.
>>31539935Lay down the phone son. This is your father. Come downstairs. Your mom says she loves you.
>>31539939Why waste water and time if you're not dirty and don't feel like it either?
>>31539939How dry is your skin?
>>31539943Don't be mean to him! He's trying. I love you son come downstairs. >>31539935
>>31539938NO I DIDNT FUCKING CONSENT TO THIS HOW DARE YOU MAKE FUN OF US WE ARE LONELY AND AUTISTIC THIS IS ABUSE I WILL CALL THE POLICE ON YOUR MOTHER THIS IS MY FINAL WARNING DO NOT UPLOAD MY POSTS ANYWHERE WITHOUT MY CONSENT I HAVE THE RIGHT TO FUCKING RAPE YOUR ASS IF I WANT TO BECAUSE IM GAY FROM SOCIAL LONLINESS AND MY PARENTS DONT LOVE ME WHAT THE FUCK I HATE YOU CHAD PLEASE DO NOT UPLOAD THIS
>>315398104/10Why? Fat.She needs to lose about 20kg and do some regular exercise, but would likely be very cute if she did. +2-3 points.Oh and brush her hair.
>>31539939I shower once every two days for 5 minutes with lukewarm water. Eczema sucks but it's gone for now.
>>31539953Powerful. Mind if I screenshot, King?
>>31539939Some countries aren't hot enough that a day's work makes you sweaty
>>31539939If I showered more than once a day, my hair would literally always be wet :/
>>31539953>https://www.4chan.org/legalYou own nothing. Be happy.
>>31539953And you just ruined it for everybody way to go anon I’m going to go delete my posts now
genderhow often do you clip your toenails?
>>31539959I am that anon. Go right ahead friend. It's all yours.
Can gamma males get along with aquarius females?
>>31539953Holy austimo
>>31539953Son you do not have the right to be so disrespectful. Tell the good man you're sorry
>>31539968I look like that and I say those things
Women, if you were married and had a time machine, would you allow your husband to cheat on you with a younger version of yourself who hasn't met him yet?
I fall in love with every woman I meet. Why is this happening?
>>31539944But don't you want to feel fresh in the morning? And then after you exercise, and then want to feel fresh again before bed? Not to mention really hot sticky days when you feel gross just from being outside>>31539945Genetically tends to be a bit dry, but I drink a lot water and eat fats, so as long as I use good quality body products it's no problem . The water is really hard where I live, too
>>31539471M3 times a day during summer at least2 times in winter
>>31539953Son please come downstairs. I love you so much.- Mom
>>31539935You’re forgetting that this is 4chan
>>31539966I don't. I pick them.
>>31539975autism
>>31539975You're still a virgin?
I just got a new atoga crush
>>31539966F. I don't actually know. Less often than I pluck my eyebrows which is roughly every 2 weeks. Once a month maybe?>>31539974I, what, no.>>31539976We have really hard water too. My hair and skin would not survive your way of life anon.
>>31539980How do you do this without breaking them or making them all cracked and have rough edges??
>>31539953This is going to be a new copy pasta thanks anon
>>31539985I’m taken
>>31539958Oh, that's different. Glad it's under control, anon. Hopefully it will be gone for good>>31539960But exercise makes you sweaty, and beyond that you don't have to be sweaty to need/want a shower >>31539961I wash my hair once a day, and just clip it back the other times I shower or take a bath
>>31539953Go back >>>/r9k/
I'm fat but I want to crossdress at the same time. What do I do?
>>31539985Thanks babe
>>31539985Hey honey how are you
>>31539985It's me isn't it? Oh anon I never thought you'd see me! All those other girls are more visible but you finally found me. Wanna have coffee tomorrow at 12? You can recognise me by my pink sweater! I'm so happy!
>>31539992Lose weight and leave out the crossdressing.
>>31539987I dunno. I pick at the corner till it breaks and tear it across. It's kind of a habit I guess.
>>31539982I do have autism but how is that related?>>31539983Yes but so what?
>>31539985I haven't been posting, so can't be me.
>>31539996>Lose weightFair but>leave out the crossdressingWhy? I want to
>>31539990>Oh, that's different. Glad it's under control, anon. Hopefully it will be gone for goodI have some weird melanin differences but no one notices it so it's fine. Other than that one side of my skin is a little itchier but it might just get better. Genuinely weird because I had it for 6 months without ever having it before. And now it's just gone like it never happened. Do not shower too much or with hot water. Be kind to your skin and your natural oils.
Why am I even alive? I can't help but think I should've died many years ago, or even better, never have existed to begin with.
State gender: what are the top three recipe's you can make on your own? What about your SO?
>>31540002You shouldn't want to, it's ugly and dumb
>>31539999 ^^^^^^^^^^Once you've had sex you'll realise it's overrated. You'll be like "meh, not worth it".
>>31539998this made me cringe. I'd be scared to do this. Please stop. Not for yourself, just for me.
>>31539992Being fat never stopped women, why should it stop you?
>>31539966Female, this is so gross to think about but I check and go over them every day. I need to keep them short and well maintained at all times. I might a bit ocd about it, I hate feet >>31539974Sure, why not. I wouldn't think of that as cheating. Just as long as he's happy to come back to present day me
>>31540006It feels so fucking weird and wrong. I'll kill myself.
>>31540013Think of current you, and some random guy you've never met before having sex with you, you're okay with that?
>>31540007MaleI don't know any recipes, I just cook basic meat and vegetablesOf course I don't have a gf
>>31539999>I do have autismI am very sorry for your loss
>>31540011I've been doing it for many years...Sometimes it bleeds.
>>31540008Maybe I shouldn't, but...
>>31540007Oven baked chicken and friesSteak and mashed potatoesPasta carbonara>What about your SO?Why you gotta hurt me like that anon.
>>31539992What makes cross dressing different than full blown trannyism, slippery slopr
>>31540023Literally just clothes
>>31539992Be a fat crossdresser, problem solved
>>31540019I hate you. Stop doing it. Buy a nail clipper and do some other form of stress control.
>>31540021but nothing, the crossdresing ogre thing is played out as fuck find a more original fetish
>>31540019whaat, the, fuuck?
>>31540023nta but sometimes I want to but put in a sun dress and get feminised and humiliated by a cute girl in a loving relationship.
Whoops didn't mean to reply. How do I ask my female coworker if she needs a lift home so she doesn't have to walk in the rain? All of the 3 office ladies that usually give her a ride are out todayShould even ask? It's not like I desperately want her to invite me in to hangout, I just don't want her to think I'm a creep.Should I even mention the words "I don't to be a creep but..." when asking if she needs a lift?
>>31539645To some extent, yes. One obviously needs to consider that the people here are all varying degrees of weirdos, but when you're a weirdo yourself that is probably the demographic you should be aiming for.
Women, what would you think of an intellectually-disabled, malnourished, teeth-rotten, balding, short young man? Besides that he's a dysgenic retard that should kill himself, of course.
>>31540035How the fuck did you delete your post so quickly. Are you using a pass? wtf
>>31540026>I don't to be a creep butYes anon. Definitely use those words and not simply "hey, you need a lift?".
>>31540038nta, I see 2 minutes vs 1 minute, idk what you mean
Men of 4chan: what's stopping you from Clinton Kane-ing your way into a relationship with a hot girl?
>>31540026You just ask if she needs a ride home. You do not preface anything you're saying by associating the word "creep" with yourself even in the negative.
>>31539986Oh my hair wouldn't survive either, I don't wash it more than once a day>>31540003Eczema is an autoimmune thing, right? Like chronic hives, or allergies? It's weird how sometimes our bodies can just go haywire out of the blue, and then settle back down. Hopefully you're in the clear. I try to use lukewarm water and sometimes do cold showers. I love super hot baths, though, even though I know they aren't that healthy
>>31540029I ripped the entire nail off my small toe once.
GirlsWhat would you say if your boyfriend wants you to femdom him and feminise him by making him wear sundresses and laugh at him until he cums. Not always just a once a week kind of thing.
>tfw not an atoga femanons dumb little pet...women?
>>31539449I like squirting the cum out of my vagina onto a tissue:), the vagina is an amazing muscle.
>>31539529It has to do with your emotions, sometimes it's great, other times I feel nothing, because I hate the person the dick is attached to.
>>31540044I had to look this name up but he seems to be some kind of pop musician, so one of the reasons is probably that I don't have that kind of musical talent or the type of personality that would seek out a stage.
>>31539975Love isn’t just when your dick gets hard, anon
>>31540043I can't delete posts until I've waited for 5 minutes. Fucking kurobaEx
>>31539966maleI only do it when they feel long, usually after slamming my toe off something
>>31539990Y…You clip your hair? And that keeps it dry? How? Can you post a pic from Google that shows what you mean?
>>31540047I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOUI love my nails. I'd never do that to them.
>>31540044That person or character is not famous enough for me to know them or what this shorthand implies
>>31539968I know a guy who looks exactly like that, but he's a chad with a beautiful gf
>>31540046nta>Eczema is an autoimmune thing, right?Dairy causes it for me, so yeah.> It's weird how sometimes our bodies can just go haywire out of the blue, It isn't weird. It's caused by eating inappropriate food.
>>31540013you hate feet but you take care that yours are in prime condition? do you exfoliate and use pumice stone too?
>>31540057i see
Men, what would you think of an intellectually-disabled, malnourished, teeth-rotten, balding, short young man? Besides that he's a dysgenic retard that should kill himself, of course.
>>31540015Now it's getting complicated lol. I wouldn't want sex with a random guy, no. But I guess if my husband was able to convince a younger me to do it, then more power to him
>>31540069
>>31540068>chad is just chud who stopped groomingwhat the fuck
>>31540056I actually get feelings in my stomach
>>31540035Hey, it's raining pretty hard out there. Need a lift home?
>>31540046Yep. They can't even cure it. Their current medication is an immunosuppressant. You do it for a few weeks and hope the immune system just accepts it. Which it did. Which is even weirder. Like how tf are you okay with this now but I guess I'll take it.Lukewarm is best desu. I love hot showers but they fuck up the skin. But they're so goddamn good for the muscles after exercise. A hot bath is better though because you're not rinsing off all the oils as much but don't quote me on that. I just made it up.
saw a girl with this t-shirt in gym today. What witty sentences could I say to her to make her like me?
>>31540072As a manlet I relate to other manlets. Don't think a person should be malnourished and not have dental care though.
>>31540069>It isn't weird. It's caused by eating inappropriate food.There's literally no known source for it. It could literally be anything.
>>31540081Hey, I'm spooky with a bulgie
>>31540081Can my ghost penis haunt your asshole?
>>31540081>hey girl, you look like you got a little vibe in you... would you like another?
>vibeIck, that was supposed to say "bone"
>>31540072You can fix all those things by just doing better.
State genderWhat's the lewdest thing you've ever done?
>>31540097Msex
>>31540097public masturbation in a forest when I was a teen. A family saw me. Thinking back I was a retarded horny retard.
>>31540097Listened to porn at work
>>31540080> They can't even cure it.>>31540086I literally just stopped eating dairy and it went away.I can make it come back by starting up again.It's totally predictable. In fact I've got a patch on my hand just now because I ate some mascarpone a week or so ago.It's something you're eating.
>>31540081Impress her by reciting all the lyrics to Pumpkin Hillhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cz4_XMnsc3Y
>>31540097FGiven blowjob to 4 guys
MenWould you be mad if your very straight girlfriend/wifegot drunk and cheated on you with a lesbian.
>>31540078I puked in front of my first love because I was so in love with her. I was always nauseous near her.
>>31540097MDressing in my moms lingerie
>>31540097F, uhh grew boobs I guess, it feels like I’ve been stuck on maximum lewdness since then just by existing
>>31540054>>31540066haha, you're right, he's not famous. He's only famous (or rather, infamous) these days because his exes are talking about how he basically lied about everything: his age, his birthplace, his "australian" accent, his mom, dad and brother being dead... just so they would date/have sex with him
>>31540108>'ve got a patch on my hand just now because I ate some mascarpone a week or so ago.F7ck that s sad, you can't even eat tiramisu.,...
>>31540111Wow story?
>>31540111Nasty.
>>31540108My man that's how it works for you. When I got it I tried everything. I was going through a change in my life so I made a lot of changes. Diet and lifestyle. Didn't do shit.
>>31540112No, because drunk people don't think too clearly, but I would wonder if she's down for a threesome and was afraid to ask
>>31540097I kept masturbating on the couch in the living room when my female cousin walked in. I am female, she said I was gross but I didn't care kek. I was masturbating face down, I don't even think I was thinking about sex, I think I was in late elementary to early high school. I would masturbate a lot to things that weren't sex, not just sex or sexy stuff(I started masturbating as a toddler)
>>31540064No, I meant clip it back with a hair clip so it doesn't get wet>>31540069Might be foods in some cases, but I'm not sure if that's the case for everyone. It's great if you can pinpoint triggers though>>31540070I have a mental block around exfoliating my feet, I spend years needing to toughen them up so it's weird for me. I do keep them very clean, use nail polish, and use body lotion on them, but they aren't pretty
>>31540007F. Several kinds of cookies, savory and sweet pies, and chili. I also make this one really good salad dressing.
>>31540069>Dairy causes it for me, so yeah.is it Eczema or Psoriasis?
>>31540114utterly disgusting
>>31540112Angry and turned on, yesMostly angry that she’d get that drunk in the first place
>>31540096What else did you learn from your Disney movies, little Tim?
>>31540127I guess I can see why you’d hate feet if they take all that effort just to look average, not even pretty
>>31540114dude... dressing in a woman's lingerie is already twisted, but your MOM's? how did you muster to look her in the face ever again
>>31540118I'm not particularly good at lying and would probably feel bad about it. Also it would be quite exhausting to maintain it - not to mention the possibility of it coming to light, which would be incredibly embarrassing.
>>31540128You and me could work. You'd be my sweet and I'll be your savory. How'd you like some chicken and hand made ovenbaked parmesan fries. I make them crispy with butter and love. Also handmade mayo so you know I can whip it (you)
>>31540127I have that exact same clip, it’s cute af.
>>31540135You can kiss random girls in the woods and they'll fall in love with you. Also 12 manlets don't stand a chance against a 6 foot chad
>>31540080Our bodies can be weird. I had a friend who had a sudden bout of chronic hives, she was miserable for months, tried all regular medical stuff and naturopathic, diet changes, supplements, steroids helped for a bit but then they came back. Then once day they just went away and never came back. I hope you're right about hot baths, it sounds good so I'll take it
>>31540121I was a dumb teenager in the all boys are awesome phase and my classmate has just gotten a driver licence and took me and 3 other classmates on a ride and we stopped in a forest and I blowed them. It wasn't like in porn, I sucked them off one by one, not all at the same time
>>31540112If im with a girl I actually care about, it's gonna be really hard for me to be "mad" at her for anything really. If she does this to me, it's actually gonna be really sad since I actually like FF stuff. Even though I really care about her in a one-on-one way, at some point in the far far future if she actually wanted to push for it, given some rules I might've been okay with it or some 3-some. Like all cheating, it's more that a boundary and respect was broken that makes it really bad, and in this specific case it's sad because it's a boundary that is a little more lenient for me.
>>31540111in a row?
>>31540143kek
>>31540145Did they all stick around and watch? Or was it more like they took their turn, then left? I thought boys that age were afraid of seeing other dicks lol
>>31540145how does one meet cool girls like you?
women when did you start hating men?
>>31540035Not weird. "Do you need a ride today?" It's probably different because I'm female but I would offer rides to a couple of coworkers of either gender because they lived somewhere along my way home.>>31540048I'm cool with playing dress up but not the other shit.>>31540140I was dubious until the handmade mayo, you've got me intrigued.
>>31540153>Did they all stick around and watch?No>Or was it more like they took their turn, then left?Yes
>>31540128You a southern gal? Sounds like southern food
Boys, please touch yourselves tonight for all the femanons who have no bf to touch. Thank you.
>>31540139>I'm not particularly good at lyingUnderstandable. The autism makes it hard for me too, anon.
>>31540097Sex in the woods probably too close to the hiking path? Or the threesome.
>>31540145Did you tell your boyfriend this story?
>>31540159I fully intend to.
You all realize that “eat the bugs” is a bait and switch so that lab-grown meat sounds less disgusting by comparison, right?
>>31540072I would think "isn't it a little cruel that their parents did this to them?"
>>31540112I would leave her
>>31540119Sure I can. I just have to accept the consequences for the following month.
>>31540159No, I intend to save it all for Saturday and leak the brain out
>>31540158Nah.
>>31540035Emphasize that it’s on your way home and you’ll just drop her off, even if it’s not
>>31540130Uhm sorry I just wanted to be a cute girl>>31540138Why not? It just felt like being a young version of her and I liked that
>>31540118I'm not smart enough to lie, once had a date interrogate me as if I was lying when I was telling the truth (fucking bitch)
>>31540176>being a young version of herwtf
>>31540159Same but the oppositeFemale skin feels amazing and it’s unfair that women can touch it anytime they want, so girls touch yourselves please, not even lewdly, like rub your arms or legs or something
Reminder that femanons are someone's daughters
>>31540156>I was dubious until the handmade mayo, you've got me intrigued.I knew it would. I've perfected my recipe. It's delicious but too much for me alone. My recipe is perfect for two people, like you and me after a nice walk on the beach.
>>31540157Neat, I’d be scared if they all ganged up on me, but that sounds enjoyable
>>31540097MGot a blowjob from a girl in a bush infront of me while people walked past 100ft away or so, some made eye contact
>>31540183I've never met a women with better skin than me, y'all need to take care of yourself better, bum fuck niggas.
>>31540163I didn't have a boyfriend
>>31540156>I'm cool with playing dress up but not the other shit.I just like to be teased. Not in a mean way though. Just lighthearted teasing gets me all sorts of riled up. I think I came across too strongly oopsie. Would that work?
>>31540191What about later when you did get a boyfriend, did you let him know you did that?
>>31540137It's no effort, just normal grooming. Feet are just gross, and honestly too soft, unexercised looking feet gross me out the most
>>31540163>>31540193>inb4 “you need to tell this to every future boyfriend, or else you’re lying by omission”
>>31540181Lol what is the issue? I would definitely like to meet her when she was my age. I feel we would be friends
>>31540193He never asked
>>31540145>in the all boys are awesome phaseWhy do women have to grow out of this? sigh
>>31540199Don't you think it's unfair?
>>31540196yes
>>31540195Well, it sounds like a lot of effort to a moid who often forgets his feet even exist, so your grooming is appreciated
>>31540200It's because of you not being awesome
>>31540201Here we goooooo
>>31540192>Not in a mean wayBetter but it still worries me. I don't mind teasing as part of flirting but I think the crossdressing being sexual rather than you just wanting to wear a dress is what's making it weird for me.>>31540197Uh huh and you need to wear her lingerie to think about being "friends" with your mom.
>>31540200it's not a real thing, they just never recognize unattractive socially isolated males as truly counting haha
>>31540193Nta but normally they hate it when you tell unsolicited past sexual experience stories
>>31540200Because we meet too many boys to keep believing it.
Why will a woman wear a t shirt that references her boobs?
>>31540196is it really such a big ask to disclose this? it's not like you expect to have a ridiculous number of bfs
>>31540208>Uh huh and you need to wear her lingerie to think about being "friends" with your mom.No I wore it because I wanted to be a cute girl
>>31540195nail polish is high effort
>>31540200Because not all boys are awesome we just had low self esteem and brand new libido
>>31540025The problem is calling it crossdressing, I’m all for dudes wearing skirts and crop tops or whatever but calling it crossdressing puts you on a path
>>31540212To reference her boobs
>>31540144>Then once day they just went away and never came back.It be like that a lot. It shouldn't but bodies are mad weird. Honestly must've been traumatising. Because I am now extra careful for my face and never scratch it or even lay on that side of my face when I'm sleeping because I'm scared it'll come back. I can't imagine having it for years on end only to just vanish. I'd be scared it'd come back again.
>>31540034Exhibit A
>>31540212She's proud of them, probably kind of a show off.
>>31540212If she’s me, it’s because all her other shirts need to be washed
>>31540206I suppose it's irrelevant if he never implied that he liked girls that are less promiscuous, like one of those guys who like it when girls are sluttyotherwise it's kind of deceitful to hide the fact from someone when all this time you weren't what he thought you were, and he could've spent all this time with someone he really loves
>>31540219how do I find girls with low self-esteem to blow me?
Women, rank in order from best to worst how you'd prefer to FALL ASLEEP with your boyfriend (not necessarily all night, he can move after you go to sleep):>Not touching>Him spooning you>You spooning him>Cuddling (face-to-face hugging or your face in his neck)>Cuddling w/ your face in his chest>Cuddling w/ his face in your chest/boobs>You on top of him>Him on top of you (you are being squished to your preference)Also, please give the following a yes or no:>His dick in you>Both naked>He gives you small kisses until you sleep>He whispers rando stuff until you sleep>He whispers loving thoughts to you until you sleepIf there's anything you like or dislike, please mention.Actually, if guys want to answer too, do so (for the gals knowledge). Im just not gonna edit this post
>>31540228I take this as seriously as “you never told me you liked pineapple on pizza”
Women, have you even unintentionally given someone an eyeful of cleavage?
>>31540205sorry>>31540209maybe>>31540211>>31540219grim
>>31540203As girls we're used to doing lots more daily grooming, so it's just normal from our perspective
>>31540208>I don't mind teasing as part of flirting but I think the crossdressing being sexual rather than you just wanting to wear a dress is what's making it weird for me.damn fair. I like the teasing more than the crossdressing which is just a fantasy. Never tried it and feels kind of scary to do. I might not even be into it lmao. I was already surprised you were more okay with the crossdressing than the femdom aspect.Also playing dress up would be cute in a non fetish way. I'd play along with that. And if that ends in sex then it doesn't really becomes fetishised because the clothes will just come off. Wanna play house? I'll be the mom and you can be the dad.
>>31540183I just squeezed my fat fucking thighs for you, you’re welcome
>>31540176>Why not? It just felt like being a young version of herkek>the only way i can connect with my mom is by imagining myself as my mother wearing lingerie, feeling herself or about to get fuckedi'm no therapist, but you clearly have sexual feelings towards your mother. then you went on and used her clothes for sexual gratification behind her back which is ofc also disrespectful to her. and you think this is okay because of your coomer brain.
>>31540233Not really comparable, but the truth will come out eventually.If you feel like he'd react negatively to this information then this relationship isn't meant to be.Would you rather he know about this now, or decades down the line one anniversary night where you got a little too drunk and let it slip.
>>31540236well that’s an opposite gender tip for you, your normal routine is the work of a goddess to us lol
>>31540227I hear that. I once was invited to a pool party but only my cow print bikini was clean. >_<
>>31540225hey I'm also working out and look pretty manly. I'd probably never look cute in a sundress but I guess I gotta deal with being strong and tough. I could beat your ass and take your bussy though. Bet you'd like that.
cryinbg myself to sleep againg ood night
>>31540247>F4MI sleep>F4FREAL SHIT
>>31540183I caressed right my boob just for you, anon.
>>31540238>fatewww, that message was meant only for cute girls
>>31540246You’re gonna need to unpack that on your own time, I’m not doing this for free
>>31540244That's mortifying.
>>31540256I’m plenty cute, I’ve just got giga thighs
>>31540252*my right
>>31540220I guess so, but what should I call it then? Experimenting with clothes of the opposite sex?
Women, what do you think about when you touch yourself? A hot guy dicking you? Him kissing you? Him eating you out? Him sucking your tits? Him groping you? (where)? Just him standing naked? Two guys going at it?
>>31540244I would rather just buy a new swimsuit tbqh. And is the cow print ironic, or do you have the body to match? Lol
>>31540244Why did you even have a cow print bikini?
>>31540261Are they toned thighs or are they cottage cheese thighs?
Where can I get a girl?
>>31540266I do, but it was a gag gift, honest.
>>31540240>imagining myself as my mother wearing lingerie, feeling herself or about to get fuckedWhy do you have to make it sound so hot?>you clearly have sexual feelings towards your motherHow? I don't. I just look a lot like her and I'm basically a younger male version of her except I'm a manwhore. I don't know her sexual past>used her clothes for sexual gratification behind her back which is ofc also disrespectful to herI don't understand how it's disrespectful. I used them for my own purpose as if they were my own clothes and it had nothing to do with disrespecting or humiliating her
>>31540271The girl store, dummy.
>>31540218It's really not, at least not on your toes. Very quick and easy to slap on>>31540222My friend with the hives is the same, she is very cautious about ever scratching a bug bite or anything itchy on her skin, reluctant to take Tylenol, having really hot or cold water touch her skin, anything that used to trigger it. I'm fortunate to have never experienced a chronic skin issue, especially an itchy one, I can't imagine. Hopefully the anxiety eases up with time, although I'm sure some caution is sensible
>>31540157Did you swallow?
>>31540281>mfw my boobs make it more difficult than it needs to be
>>31540178>once had a date interrogate me as if I was lying when I was telling the truthalso understandable. growing up, my father used to use this tactic of "interrogating" us about anything (he's a smart man, but also a violent one, and we'd hide mundane shit from his so he wouldn't get angry at him) and so a lot of times even when i'm telling the truth i feel like the other person doesn't believe me, or that i'm lying to them
>>31540232Sorry but I like not touching best, men are like furnaces and I need to be cool at nightFace in boobs is alright though, they don’t affect my core temperature as muchAll those things make me too excited to sleep so they’re counterproductive >>31540264Nothing that specific, just vague pressure and touches all over my bodyRather than anything visual, I go over recent ERP sessions in my head
UKanons, after living here I understand your woman situation and I am very sorry.
>>31540269Closer to toned, I guess? They’re smooth and look great, they’re just BIG
The story about how my grandparents got together is such a blackpill>1972>my grandfather is 22>PTSD from Vietnam>he makes friends with my grandmother>a week after meeting each other, she accidentally pisses him off over something trivial>he screams at her for several minutes and threatens to break her neck if she ever "fucks with him again">they don't talk for a few days>when they next speak, he apologizes and confides in her some of his war experiences>she falls in love with him during their conversation after learning of his wounded soul and asks him out shortly thereafterI guess the moral of the story is that threatening to murder women is okay if you're hot? Grandpa was a 10 back then.Women, why? Why do you all like edgy bad boys?
>>31540288Yes
>>31540263No real need to give it a name, just say you like wearing skirts sometimes or whatever
>>31540232This is impossible to answer, because how much physical contact I like depends on how I'm feeling at the time. I can say that one of us on top of the other and literal face to face are hard no's for sleeping at any time
>>31540274Who could give that as a gag gift without being weird? A bf, a sister? Certainly not a male friend…
>>31540298HNG etc. I just heard "fat" and thought your weren't exaggerating.
>>31540304Well, that's what I want anyway, to wear a skirtBut I feel like I won't look as good now than when I lose some weight (mostly concerned over belly mass though)
>>31540281>she doesn’t spend hours painting intricate patterns on her nailsThis is why Stacy beats you every time
>>31540306Was from my sister, yeh.
>>31540241>If you feel like he'd react negatively to this information then this relationship isn't meant to be.>Would you rather he know about this now, or decades down the line one anniversary night where you got a little too drunk and let it slip.people will call you an incel but there is wisdom in these wordsif you're hiding something from your partner that you know would cause them to leave you if they ever found out, it's honestly kind of disgusting, and the relationship isn't meant to be
>>31540310That’s just how I think when I’m feeling down about myself, when you’re squishy all over it’s easy to feel gross
>>31539440Women-How hard is it to find a man you are content with?What's usually the problem with men you do find?
>>31540312nta but I don't want to attract a footfag.
>>31540315Actually that’s still weird, just two different flavors of weird depending on if your sister is bustier than you or not.
>>31540302What did the best and worst guys taste like? How fast did they all cum
>>31540319As a former fat guy I can kinda relate.
>>31540322A good pair of feet is good with or without polish, so your efforts are in vain. It’s a shame that you’d purposely make the world a little less beautiful just to spite us.
>>31540326Haha, yeh, a bit. She's smaller. I want to say "obviously" here but not sure how that will come across.
>>31540301it's a primal thing, females who preferred males who were capable of violence tended to fare better in the gene pool. if she preferred males who were mild mannered there was a higher chance that a violent male would just come along and murder him, her kids, and possibly herself if she didn't submit
>>31540242Have you lived with a gf? Because you might change your mind on the goddess part, when you get annoyed by all the beauty product clutter in the bathroom and bedroom lol>>31540289I guess one of the very few benefits of a small chest is easy toe nail polish application
>>31540301>moral of the story is that threatening to murder women is okay if you're hotYes, it’s always been that way. Why are you surprised? Back in the day they were also sex pests until the woman finally caved in and said yes.
>>31540302Good girl. Would you do it with a bunch of guys again?
>>31540301damn if only women pined for limp wristed anime loving femboys
>>31540294Unless you're from America or North Europe I don't know what you mean by that, and even then barely
>>31540335You’re allowed to brag anon, chestlets are powerless to stop you
Why do men want to fuck more than women?
>be me, posting this from a hotel>go to front desk to ask a question>see the qt 3.14 dyed hair midwest goth girl who is (supposed to be) at the front desk>she's turned around so her back is facing me, crouched down, eating french fries on the floor>silently watch in shock for about 30 seconds until another employee notifies her of my presence>she quickly turns around and says "OH! S...sorry, how c...can I help you sir?">ask my question, conduct my business, then start walking away>spill my spaghetti and say "enjoy your meal"I think we're both autistic
>>31540281>It's really not, at least not on your toes. Very quick and easy to slap onseems like it should be more tedious on toes but ok
>>31540337>I guess one of the very few benefits of a small chest is easy toe nail polish applicationYou joke but I think a lot of women really do take that that for granted.
>>31540278>I'm basically a younger male version of herlet's agree that you look like her. why would you think of her when you're aroused. why would wer HER lingerie when aroused (you could've bought some online). > I used them for my own purpose as if they were my own clothesBut they were not. Nor did she grant you permission to go into her room, look into her things, let alone wear something as intimate as her lingerie. >it had nothing to do with disrespecting or humiliating herI get that. But when you override someone's permission (which let's be honest, she wouldn't have given you, and most likely would've been disgusted at this being even jokingly suggested) to do something just because YOU want to do it, disregarding the other person's extreme revulsion to what you want to do... That's disrespect. You basically stripped her of consent (and she would've never consented to this).
Has anyone here overcome severe trust issues after being cheated on in past relationships? My current SO is great and I don’t really have any reason or suspicion to think she’d cheat but I am still so paranoid about it. Like she’s secretly bored of me and looking to get it elsewhere while we’re apart.
>>31540337That and being able to reach things under your bed, tight spaces in general really. Your body is literally more useful than mine.
>>31540353Does she hide her past from you?
>>31540344I mean these women are the worst, why they all have tattoos
>>31540312Anon, you don't paint intricate patterns on your nails, you stencil them or glue them on
>>31540322Ugly ass feet detected
>>31540258No.
>>31540353Yes.It's called "I dated a BPD-having druggie bitch who cheated on me, not a surprise, thankfully normal women aren't like this"
>>31540346Not a woman but this is actually false, they just hide it better
>>31540337I envy a man's ability to build a computer with a relative lack of physical awkwardness.
>>31539691Are you diagnosed antisocial?Did you at any point get an urge to stab her?
>>31540322Why not? They’re the easiest guys in the world to satisfy, just pop your shoes off and they leave you alone for a week
>>31540355No she’s very transparent and open about that sort of thing. Not to say she’ll go into detail about her exes but she’s been open about her past. >>31540363Same man but I’m struggling to get over it and my anxiety is pretty bad
>>31540347>say "enjoy your meal"lol pretty good
>>31540129>EczemaI get patches of fluid filled bumps which itch and turn into dry/thickened skin.Usually about 3-7 days after eating something which triggers it.Once triggered it takes several weeks to a month to fully heal. So I think the damage is done fairly quickly, and the healing process is slow.The intensity and size of the the flare up depends how much I ate. These days usually small / minor; I normally avoid the triggers. It was worse when I was younger and eating crap.
>>31540372Then you are the problem.
>>31540359I... I've been doing it wrong. Where do I turn in my woman card?
>>31540337I’ve lived with women yes, and it just made me more awestruck by everything they do to make themselves even more beautiful, women are so amazing ;_;
>>31540347Mental image of a goth eating fries crouched down behind a counter is peak visual comedy
>>31540375So I’m just being overly paranoid? That’s fine. Not that it’s fine but it’s good to know that I’m probably just over thinking it.
>>31540359Is this a black or latina thing? I’ve always painted mine straight on
>>31540371They're also really fucking creepy about their fetish.
>>31540346Men are just less picky than women. It's because the dynamics of sexual reproduction favor males cumming as much as possible in as many women as possible. For women it favors choosing the best mate possible.
>>31540359Skill issue
>>31539874No. Do 45 minutes of dick thrusting prone into a fleshlight with lube.
Do you think women will miss us when we're gone?
>>31540383There are some really bad ones, yeah. I was thinking of the ones who just want to give foot massages, and still enjoy the other 95% of your body, lol. All things in moderation. I’ve had decent footfag bfs.
Just copped. Thoughts, ladies?
>>31540392If she ain’t 280 she ain’t a lady
>>31540389They don't like fat and balding guys, so I doubt it.
>>31540377You get a gold star on your woman card for not being lazy
>>31540389My grandmother greatly misses my deceased grandfather (died just over a year ago) even though he was pretty abusive.
>>31540348No, it's easier because you can use your good hand for both feet, and little imperfections are harder to see. Plus no base or top coat, just slap it on in one go >>31540349I guess I really do take it for granted, and being tall helps too when it comes to stuff like that. I think even if my breasts were larger, I'd still have no trouble because my arms are long and I'm pretty flexible >>31540354I honestly never thought about it, but I don't think it means your body is less useful. I'd be willing to bet your brain is a million times more useful than mine, at any rate
>>31540394Amen
Was told by a girl I look like Josh Hutchinson.Is this a good thing or a bad one?
>>31540354What’s more useful than attracting a man? Painted toes are cute, but huge tiddies are better, sorry.
>>31540050I don't want a dumb pet. I want a functional slave that will put all of his worth at my feet and in my pocket.
>>31540407Do you think that guy is handsome?
>sweep>few seconds after finishing>smell the dust that kicked up in the airis the Swiffer really that much better
>>31540407It’s good, he cute.
>>31540407Every woman had a crush on that nigga as a teenager. Plus his rape scene in that one movie was pretty popular
>>31540408Point taken, but who wants a guy that is just into you because of your tits?
>>31540410i mean.. he looks like this....
>>31540367I wouldn't know how to build a computer if my life depended on it >>31540377>>31540382>>31540386idk I've never done it and neither do any of my friends. It's not my thing, I just stick with dark solid gloomy colours >>31540378That's sweet anon, in my experience men get annoyed by that stuff so I've been well trained to try and keep all my stuff as contained as possible
>>31540408need a big tiddy gf with long cracked toenails because she can’t even see her feet so she never thinks about them
>>31540346Sex is has fewer consequences.We're designed by nature to be able to impregnate many women.The genetic winner is the one who makes the most babies.So male genes turn the libido up to 10.
I had a few bevs at the pub and now I'm going clubbiiiing babyyy!!!!!!! who is joining meeee On da fkn sesh????Holy fuck I love you guys <3 <3 kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss LOVE ONE LOOOOVEone people ..... one planet............
>>31540410I'm not gay but... no not really, this guys kinda ugly>>31540417Which movie?
>be me>deal with a terrible long term relationship that ended with me being cheated on and humiliated>spend 3 years healing and think I’m fine>meet new girl>dating for a month>tells me how much she likes me all the time, sees me twice a week despite being incredibly busy and is super affectionate>agree to be exclusive last night and she wants to make plans immediately afterEverything is so good on paper but I am extremely paranoid about being cheated on again. To the point where like we have a few days apart and I wonder if she’s off with some other guy..
>>31540422goth mommy?
>>31540427Chad doing chad shit again.
>>31540418Once your biological clock has been ticking for a few more years, the answer might surprise you…
>>31540392The size of the shirt is ironic >>31540413Sweeping shouldn't do that, if the dust on the floor is that bad vacuum it first. But swiffers are pretty good
>>31540422Being annoyed with women honestly makes me feel schizophrenic, like I want to criticize them and worship them at the same time. Thank you for being a neat and tidy goddess lol
>>31540431It's not chad though brother it's normal ;___; come n join me xx
>>31540434>ironicIronic how?Do women really just want to execute all men they don't find attractive?
>>31540433Hey, at that point my boobs will be pretty sad anyways.
>>31540437>It's not chad though brother it's normalNah, I don't have the face, nor the physique, nor the fashion sense, nor the charm or personality to be honest. That's your normal, this is my normal.
>>31540435Is this a madonna/whore thing?
>>31540418>implying you don’t secretly assume that about guys anyway, no matter how much they compliment other thingsThe bigger the boobs, the bigger the imposter syndrome
>>31540399>Plus no base or top coat, just slap it on in one golmao pigment stains
>>31540445>the face, nor the physique, nor the fashion sense, nor the charm or personality to be honest.What the fuck are you on about mate????The club is for EVERYONE that's what makes it so beautiful <3 <3
>>31540335How big are your boobs, anon?
>>31540447I don’t think so? Just a clash between my thinking brain and my monkey brain. I have every intent to express myself intelligently to women, however this is complicated by the fact that women pretty.
>>31540450I hate you so much right now. :I
>>31540434It’s a 3XL
>>31540457>mfw I honestly like seeing a guy spill his spaghetti and feel bad about it afterwards.
>>31540264Mmf, golden retriever guy plaping me (hot) while getting plap'd (hot) by also goth twink (hot) like unus anus vibes.Just a passion sandwich. I'd touch goth twink and fuck back on golden guy so he pushes into goth twink. *hufff*
>>31540458If it makes you feel better, I’m a woman venting from experience :(>>31540460Same. We’re bad people.
>>31540458Is it really so bad to be wanted for your boobs?
>>31540459You say that like it's a normal size.
>>31540350>why would you think of her when you're arousedI don't think it's the same. Thinking of being her with someone else is not the same as thinking of being sexual with her. And I was just trying to picture what would I be like if I really was a girl. She is the closest to that>you could've bought some onlineI couldn't. A shipment of lingerie just arrives to our house and I'm supposed to say they are mine?>override someone's permissionYes, that I did. I am just hypersexual and I also need attention and validation from women. Sorry if this upsets you. I made sure she wouldn't find out because I didn't want to disrespect her in that way
>>31540430No, maybe in another life I would have been goth but I'm pretty boring and normie looking in this timeline >>31540435I am the furthest thing from a goddess, but don't worry it's not schizophrenic. Our brains are complicated>>31540438Yes, wanting to execute all men I don't find attractive is exactly what I meant
what kinos are my /Television & Film/ bros watching tonight?for me its pic related, I saw it probably a decade ago and only remember the gay jerk off scene and the ending
>>31540452The club serves different functions for different people.Chads go there to find and interact with girls, I go there to waste money and act as a background character so the place doesn't feel too dead.
>>3154045434H
>>31540468>Yes, wanting to execute all men I don't find attractive is exactly what I meantYou're tearing me apart, Lisa!
>>31540471>I’ve been here so long that I’m recognizing femanons by bust size nowYou should give 28A-anon a big hug
>>31540346Testosterone is active all the time, women have a cycle so their need fluctuates
>>31540385one thing that is less appreciated is that while men are often see as unga bunga base, women are just as primal as men. civilization has acted to counteract some of humanity's worst impulses but you basically see the monkey nature returning in the dating market thanks to loosened restraints on sexual selection, it leads to things being a bit bananas
>>31540469I may or may not continue the sopranos tonight.
>>31540301My grandpa was probably the same way. But he was also a 10, rags to riches story. It's just war autism.
>>31540464No, I guess not, but if that is genuinely the only thing you like about me it's an issue.
>>31540477based what season are you on? I never quite made it to s3 but not for lack of love
>>31540470Nonononono my brother....we are all ONE... find me on the floor and we will entrance everyone with our sick moves xxx
>>31540357"""""UK""""""" is a big place, there is huge variation if you walk in any 50 miles
>>31540451Everyone's a critic >>31540459That's a fairly small size of t-shirt for the average sized person, I'd say?
>>31540464Yes. These things won’t be perfect and perky forever.
>>31540471Are you the one from last thread who said she'd been called "tits on a plate"?
>>31540039>>31540045>>31540079 >>31540156 >>31540173it ended up not matter because her apparent boyfriend picked her upoh well
>>31540474To be fair, she is kinda... unique.
>>31540488Unless they kissed, don’t assume he’s her bf
>>31540483there's more brown people in certain parts but british seem a bit "scummy" in the most part, even the posh ones
>>31540482Nah.anyway, just go have fun, bro.
>>31540486No, that would be a new one for me. I feel like that sometimes though.
>>31540392Too much cushion, not enough crunch for impacting my body upon.
>>31540491I feel like that's a bad bet. I shouldn't being trying to fuck my coworker anyways, no matter how soft her pale skin looks or how huge her tits are
>>31540471I don’t miss that 32E anon as much anymore
>>31540492UK is a giant David Lynch movie.
Please stop me from imagining my crush creampieing me and grabbing me from behind and fucking me aggressively while also passionately proclaiming how much he genuinely loves me. It didn't occur to me that there's a reason you don't imagine things with your crush/friends, please aggressively drill that into me.
>>31540413Yeah just use paper towels or a steam mop
>>31540493COME WITH ME BITCH k I can make some cringe vocas if u like lolWearing my NiGHTS into Dreams.... shirt again so nornalfags can be reminded of the technical brilliance of the Sega Saturn
>>31540481Like halfway through 5.
>>31540498I’m just saying, it might be her brother or something. Don’t cuck yourself based on unverified theories.
>>31540506Nah, I'm tired, just pulled an all nighter, went out cycling at like 4am and my ass hurts.I'm going to kill myself by going to bed. Go charm them girls with that retro rizz king.
>>31540500See, that. I haven't even put up a picture or anything and men are already OOGA BOOBA.
https://x.com/plushiecollect/status/1807240691249988073
>>31540515We can fantasize about your ass instead, if that’s better?
>>31540513All nighter you say... excellent... I hope you have a lovely time and rest up good <3Nah fuck rizzing my guy x I am just out there to DAZZLE
>>31540230How old are you?>>31540232Face on his chestHim spooning meHis face in my chest Me spooning himNo touching Me on topHim on topI like to wear underwear when I sleep rather than being naked but both in undies is best.We would need to move to no touching before I fell asleep or I'd be up for a while though.>>31540237>Also playing dress up would be cute in a non fetish way. I'd play along with that. And if that ends in sex then it doesn't really becomes fetishised because the clothes will just come off. Wanna play house? I'll be the mom and you can be the dad.Now this I'm down for. I'm all for being silly together. Can I have a mustache?>>31540264If I'm thinking of something specific it would probably be some variation of "hot guy dicking you">>31540271Try Target>>31540320Might be impossible. There's not a usual problem there's just always something. I'm looking for someone who's presence I enjoy more than being alone.>>31540347Not the weirdest meetcute ever lmao>>31540392If it's at least 2 sizes too big on you, fantastic choice.>>31540407Probably good
How do we, as representatives of the male species, make our local well-endowed ladies feel loved and appreciated for things other than their boobs without having to stop oggling said boobs?
>>31540515There’s probably at least one woman here getting off to it too, if we’re being realistic lmao
>>31540492Leave then
>>31540527grab her by the pussy
why do most women lie and say "dick size doesn't matter"? Im not asking them to say "we only like big dicks", Im just saying its crazy how they gaslight us (inadvertedly or not) about it. Not saying it's malice at all.But size does matter. Same way a flat chested woman isn't the same as one with juicy tits.
>>31540527Literally impossible. The impostor syndrome monster can never be defeated.
>>31540523>I am just out there to DAZZLEAight chad, show them peep who's the real king.
>>31540515It's just an uncommon size, try not to let it bother you. I'm sure some straight women raised an eyebrow at that.
>>31540531I will but know nicer women await outside the island
>>31540534>a flat chested woman isn't the same as one with juicy tits.Speak for yourself, queer.
>>31540534zzzz
>>31540534If your girlfriend asked you if you would love her more if she had bigger tits what would you say?
>>31540534>"dick size doesn't matter"I have never said this. Of course it matters somewhat.
>>31540510I'm already cucked by working in an office with someone I have a romantic attraction to.I wouldn't say she's my crush or oneitis though.
>>31540534The more promiscuous a girl is, the more these kind of stuff matters to her.recognize the signs.
>>31540552But also recognize that pass a certain threshold, these women gain the ability to camouflage themselves.
>>31540527Not possible. Just by ogling you confirm our suspicions. Confirmation bias and all that.
>>31540543My gf knows this and she doesn't give a shit.
>>31540534Generally speaking women don't communicate "opinions" to give their actual thoughts but to present themselves in a certain, socially acceptable way. This is part of a general communication style of being agreeable and non-confrontational to avoid looking like a bitch.
>>31540428>Which movieBurn 2019
>>31540527You can start by going back in time and stop my dad from divorcing my mom over her breast reduction, that really fucked up my self-image as a girl
>>31540534His dick's smaller than my toesI'd rather ride Squidward's nosehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYj5Ed_K9-s
>>31539663That's 2.3 liters.
>>31540524>Now this I'm down for. I'm all for being silly together. Can I have a mustache?Yes but only if it looks cool.
How big qt’s dick though
>>31540562I hate non confrontational people, so generally that means I fucking hate talking to women
>>31540565are there any women on this site who didn't have meme-tier parents lmao
>>31540387I-I actually don't cum quickly when having sex but 45 minutes is pretty long. I'm not a machine..
>>31540572>I hate non confrontational peopleWhy are you looking to pick fights so often?
>>31540571Probably has that BBC (british average is 6.1 measured)
>>31540467>I don't think it's the same. Thinking of being her with someone else is not the same as thinking of being sexual with her.But I never claimed you're thinking of being sexual with her. What I had been suggesting is you're thinking of her being sexual with someone else, as you have confirmed now, and the thought of you/her being sexual with someone arouses you. Hence, you find her sexually attractive. >A shipment of lingerie just arrives to our house and I'm supposed to say they are mine?My guy, you could've said it's anything but lingerie. You could've said it's for your gf. Ffs, even saying you jerk off to them would've been a better justification. I think your parents know you're sexual being too, so even if buying a pair of lingerie is weird, it's not weirder than using your mother's. > Sorry if this upsets you.Kek, why are you trying to guilt me? This has nothing to do with me. I'm telling you there's a line between wanting to know what being a woman is like when you're not trans (a bit weird imo, but whatever) and thinking that desire trumps another person's privacy, approval, that person being your mom, and finally, finding your mom hot and thinking of her in that way.What I'm saying is there are levels to this. But in the throes of sexual gratification, all lines become blurred, everything becomes permissible (and the following makes sense and seems acceptable: i want to feel like a woman ==> i look like my mother ==> why not wear my mother's lingerie ==> i'm aroused, what's the big deal if i jerked off, while looking like her, to the thought of her/me having sex), and i don't think that should be the case.
The other day my boss was being really bitchy at pretty much everyone and she referred to this woman as our colleague's "little cohort" it was funny to me because I know the "little cohort" and her and my boss are carbon copies of each other, they even have the same physiognomy and body type.women are so catty
>>31539440I'm so fucking horny
>>315405717" brotha never gonna use it tho lool
>>31540572Yeah it's a pain in the ass. Especially when you think there are no problems and then suddenly something has actually been an issue for months but she was too much of a coward to say anything
>>31540574Just get porn addiction, that boosts stamina so much.My first gf started crying when we first had sexMade her think she wasn't attractive cause I just wouldn't buss, not my problem desu.
>>31540580Damn, he really is chad, isn't he.
>>31540561Well if I told a boyfriend "yes I would prefer if you had a bigger dick" he would lose his fucking mind.>>31540569I'm gonna look like Tom Selleck in the early 80s
>>31540581Kinda like that 30 year old virgin that didn't like the sex he was getting.
>>31540585What do women want, lmaothey cry when you cum too fast, and then they cry when you don't cum at all.
>>31540588I think you guys honestly care about your dicks more than we care about our boobs. I do know it's not really a fair comparison, yes.
>>31540579Was it my plap posting?
>>31540593>What do women want If only there was a thread where we could ask them…
>>31540593If you cum too fast I don't cum and if you don't cum at all I'm ugly and should kill myself.
>>31540593Those are not opposite ends of the spectrum at all.
>>31540594>If I told a boyfriend>YourI have boobs not a dick
>>31540599>If you cum too fast I don't cumThat's bullshit and virgin talk, lmaoSex doesn't end just because a nigga busts
>>31540593I want to cum a bunch of times and then you cum.
>>31540599Wait, really? Can't I just go again?
>>31540604>virgin talkThe vast majority of them are done when they bust. And going to oral after piv is a letdown. Oral THEN piv.
>>31540603Whoops. You know what I mean. They.
>>31540594Women have been getting fake tits for decades now.there's still no dick boosting surgery.come to think of it, all the things women make fun of men for, most of them are unchangeable, only recently did we start getting height altering surgery and that stuff actually kills your life.
>>31540589what?
>>31540542why do femanons do this kinda stuff>>31540543but Im not asking my gf about my dick size. Im talking about random women saying that to me on the webs>>31540546yeah and bigger dick = better in a sex related way. If its thick and quite long the better.
>>31540612>there's still no dick boosting surgery.There is.
>>31540606>go againIf he can go again in 20 minutes or less it's nbd. If I have to wait an hour I'm gonna be a little put out.
>>31540534Because it doesn't. I have big dildos and I have small dildos and the bigger ones don't feel any better. The only thing that makes a dick bad is if it's attached to a man, PiV is literally never enjoyable and humping random furniture or a tube of lip balm feels way better
>>31540612There is. It's called pearling.It is for rich sadistic fucks.I hope one day to meet one.
>>31540612>there's still no dick boosting surgery.There are several. Every one of them is some Made in Abyss level body horror butchery.
>>31540593Sexual dysfunction is an ick
>>31540609I should just handcuff you to a Sybian machine and go out for a drink.
>>31540620Christ, women are like the prime evil of this world.
Women are generally more insecure while at the same time receiving orders of magnitude more validation than men. Women, why do it be like this?
>>31540618your experience doesnt correlate with what many women say, though.
>>31540615>Random women saying that to me on the websStop expecting strangers not to lie to you>>31540622Yikes
>>31540614Don't like talking about people when they aren't here but it was a thirty year old that was new to sex in a relationship and didn't like the sex but she did and then he had the gall to say that he only did it because she liked it.
>>31540617>an hourjesus, how old are the guys you fuck?
I’m hungover, currently crying in the shower.
>>31540628>YikesYeah, women, amirite.
>>31540609Why is oral after piv so bad? Easiest way to get a girl off w/o toys.
>>31540618hearing how much women claim to dislike actual normal sex is a big ick
>>31540628>Stop expecting strangers not to lie to youWell im not saying that they told me personally on some forum. Im talking about reading dozens even hundreds of threads and comments about this.
Rare Cancer Seen in 41 Autistics. Are you one of them?
>>31540588>I'm gonna look like Tom Selleck in the early 80soh baby that's a good 'stache. I'll bake the cookies, you look cool and smoke some cigars.
>>31540637It's not that I dislike it, just that there's other stuff that works better for me.
>>31540615Why do femanons do what? You’re the one insisting we’re lying. Why do you think that?And for the millionth time, big and thick = pain and needing to go slowly.
>>31540639>Are you one of themGod I hope so.
Hey. Does my penis look infected to you?
>>315406394chan autistics are their own special kind of cancer
>>31540588>Well if I told a boyfriend "yes I would prefer if you had a bigger dick" he would lose his fucking mind.Yeah do not ever admit to it. You'll break a man who just wants to be loved (rather have his dick loved)
>>31540627>I have decided to continue being sad and calling all women liarszzz
>>31540615>bigger dick = better in a sex related wayN-not really. You don't have to be huge, just don't be like 3 inches.
>>31540646I read this in a Nord’s voice from Skyrim
>>31540578And you couldn’t wait to gossip about it, you could all be a body of bitches, a possy of pussies, a clan of cunts!
Males are the romantic genderwomen are the beastial ones. they want tall men with big dick and lots of resources.
>>31540647
>>31540612>Women have been getting fake tits for decades now.>there's still no dick boosting surgery.for realwomen get nice big fake titswe dont get to have surgery for a nice looking fake dick that works.
Women, would you be with a guy who needed to wear a strap on for sex cause you cant feel anything of he goes in alone?
>>31540643>It's not that I dislike it>PiV is literally never enjoyablelol
>>31540637The straight male idea of "actual normal sex" leaving women with less satisfying sex lives than literal incels is frankly worth quitting dating over, rather than a mere ick
>>31540656Y’all are some AGPs.
>>31540652I don't think talking about this stuff here counts as gossip, its not like I went to another coworker and start talking shit
>>31540625Because external validation doesn't fix insecurity. It's a mental issue.>>31540630It's not an age thing it just depends on the guy and how many times we'd already gone that day.>>31540633???>>31540635It's "fine". It's a de-escalation though. Piv is more intense for me and the orgasms feel different. If it's just oral or oral first I'm all for it but oral after I've gotten somewhat close to a piv orgasm is frustrating.
>>31540656We often can't breastfeed properly after a boob job. The one thing that boobs are actually for.
I'm an autistical man who sexually hooked up at one point with my female friend who is also on the autistical spectrum, and I'm honestly envious she has a higher body count than me. She's able to recollect every detail of every sexual partner she's ever had and their encounters, and I've had sex with like maybe all of 3 people, including her. What is she doing right that I'm doing wrong?
>>31540664>???What's so confusing?
>>31540658I didn't not say that PiV doesn't work. Reading comprehension.
>>31540653Both are bestial. Modern society just considers more strongly curtailing male sexuality while it no longer does it for women. This is why we get men pining for gfs, while women are fully unshackled making primal-driven choices.
>>31540649wanna know why I dismiss the "big hurts" ? because Ive seen PLENTY of examples of women who go through the pain to finally get used to it.Plus, you still would like bigger dicks, its just your body hurts. I like eating chocolate but it hurts my body.>>31540650As Ive read in twitter, written by a woman (with thousands of women repeating it): bigger dicks make women act whorish. Its not that they are by themselves better for sex.
>>31540666>What is she doing rightShe has a vagina.
>>31540669You're bestial
>>31540660Nah, I just wanna have a bigger dick.>>31540665How often? because you still have the chance to do it, and there are probably different grades of boobjobs you can do.Big dick surgery doesn't exist, period. We have no choice.
>>31540673Can't spell bestial without best. ;)
>>31540664what about oral after you cum from piv? He just wants to eat you out and for you to cum again. Does he have to piv again after?
>>31540659The idea? What the fuck? Penis in vagina is objectively actual normal sex at a basic level, learn to enjoy it more.
>>31540672So do you. I can smell it through the internet.
>>31540675>Big dick surgery doesn't exist, period. We have no choice.That was disproven earlier itt.
>>31540668wtf are you talking about? you just said it's literally never enjoyable verbatim
Women, how do you feel about tattoos? Do you have any?
>>31540320They want porn sexThey don’t like social womenThey are weirdly conservative
>>31540685>There are several. Every one of them is some Made in Abyss level body horror butchery.yeah, sounds like a totally viable surgery.
>>31540665No normal person would judge a women for using formula.
>>31540656nta, and not to be that person, but while getting fake tits definitely has it upsides, it also has its downsides: the standards are higher, plus, it promotes body dysmorphia. men too are getting on the body dysmorphia bandwagon with the mewing and the gym addiction and the roided body that threatens to give you a heart attack, etc
>>31540689I like them, I have some
>>31540659malding femoidhow will you ever recover
>>31540690I want sex sexI like social womenIm weirdly progressive.
>>31540642I feel like I should make you an apron>>31540667I wasn't complaining about women it just was a little out of left field for me>>31540677I would want to take a break to come down from the piv and get over the short lived frustration of not orgasming and basically "start over" rather than having him jump right to oral after he gets off.
>>31540685Have you ever seen the movie Percy, about the world's first penis transplant? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPHREKZFWxU
>>31540691To be fair, breast implant surgery is kinda gnarly as well.
>>31540691nta but it is if youre not a coward
>>31540691It is totally viable. You're just constantly semi erect and if anything at all goes wrong you lose your entire dick.
>>31540699Cool, who are you and stuff?
why would a woman say she hasn't dated in 6 years
>Talking with dude at park about vices>Porn comes up eventually>He talks about how he hates how the sites always show wife cheating vids>Only weird shit I see on homepage is stepfamily stuffHow do I tell him bros
>>31540702>it just was a little out of left field for meIt's simply the logical conclusion, the only way to treat a woman that's insatiable.if she wants a man with unlimited stamina and won't accept oral after insertion, then onto the sybian she goes.
>>31540691That's just surgery in general desu.
>>31540709Because she haven’t, you okay bud?
>>31540709Because she spent that time playing the field, having flings, and casually hooking up.
>>31540689They're neat. I would get one but I can't commit to anything I'm SURE I'm going to want forever.Barbed wire or tribal tattoos on guys are an ick. Not a deal breaker but it's trashy.
>>31540664>Because external validation doesn't fix insecurity. It's a mental issue.And why specifically do you tend to have this mental issue? Validation is in general actually a pretty important part for people feeling confident and it's understandable why somebody who doesn't have it would be insecure. Somebody who gets a lot of it still having the problem is confusing
>>31540713you'll never be a woman lad
rigby is fucking dead bros
>>31540702after "you" cum, not "him". Do you still need to come down from the piv?
>>31540710I don’t get it
>>31540718I wish transphobia was as bannable as blatant racism.
>>31540709promiscuity is more likely than chastity here
>>31540717I'm gonna get shit for this but the media constantly tells you you're not good enough. I'm sure guys get this too.
>>31540718I’m a woman, why do you want me to be a man?
>>31540717>do you tendCouldn't tell you. It hasn't been a problem for me in 10 years.Your own validation is literally all you need to be confident.
>>31540689Not for me, no I don't have any and I never will
>>31540710I watch stuff on incognito, my stuff never saves. Same goes for a lot of other sites too, except Youtube. Lots of the stuff is stepfamily shit, it simply is one of the most popular.
>>31540671why do men on 4chan demand we justify the words of women on twitter? we don’t like them either
>>31540725Yeah media makes me disappointed I'm not Batman. /s
>>31540705>>31540706>>31540712>You're just constantly semi erect and if anything at all goes wrong you lose your entire dick.
>>31540717We're often damaged beyond repair at a young age.
Why are these people breakdancing?
>>31540725Guys are told we're not good enough if we're not the best in almost every facet of life but generally don't show as much overt and neurotic insecurity as women display
>>31540708Why do you want to know who I am and stuff? Im just a guy that fulfills what u want in those 3 points
>>31540689Many are cringe, but some are meaningful and/or artisticI have the outline of my home country on my arm
>>31540711Just give it 20 minutes and try again damn, lazy.>>31540721Oh my mistake my bad, but yes same thing I need a break.
>>31540732Men don’t have the capability to think of people as individuals
>>31540734Stop quoting me without paying. I want my (you)s.
>>31540734Literally, replace dick with any other body functionality.
>>31540732because women on twitter are x10000 the amount of femanons on 4chan/adv/atoga
>>31540693I like it. It filters out worthless people. Fake tit havers, roided men, what happy man could associate with those who destroy their marble selves in hopes of gathering the dust and broken pieces to glue together into a new sculpture. The beauty of the sculpture lies in the process of sculpting those natural imperfections into what the sculptor deems beautiful and good. They have lost their beauty and their good. In the end by making themselves beautiful they've lost themselves. Woe to them and woe to those who befriend them, for broken pieces see a marble statue and their jealousy will move them to throw themselves at it, in order to break off pieces, so that it becomes like them, broken and ugly.
>>31540689damn I knew women on here were those trashy tattoo girl types
>>31540741Or, I can leave her on the machine for several hours, come back, then try.
>>31540738I’m curious. this is atoga right? Isn’t this the only point of the thread
>>31540726ah you're fat
>>31540737Because you've been told it's not a good idea, right? So... kinda broken in your own way.
>>31540743Im sorry, I will be sure to credit you the next time.Edit: couldn't edit my past comments, is it a paid service ?edit 2: I bought 4chan premium but I still can't see the edit buttonedit 3: ok the baby was born black but that doesnt mean I cant be a good adoptive father.
>>31540736Why wouldn't they be?
>>31540751im sorry but Im paranoid to gvive information to random letters on a screen
Hello girliesLet's have sex!
>>31540749Like I said. Yikes. You stay away from me I'll go play dress up with the other guy.
I wish women liked me
have you ever bought fast food then used it supplement your own cooking? like you made something that would go good with rice so you bought a bowl from Panda Express, ate the meat entree and used the rice for your meal?
>>31540762Okay.
>>31540753Not that either, instead of guessing wrong why don’t you ask instead. Are you having a difficult time coping because I’m a woman?
>>31540758complete opposite of that guy who gave out his info yesterday, lol
>>31540702>I feel like I should make you an apronFlower patterns. I would like that. Now I feel bad for starting this off with a crossdressing fetish question. Thank god its anonymous else I would've ran away in shame. We could bake cookiesn. My last attempt I switched salt and sugar and made cookies with about 2 ounces of salt. I'm not really good at baking.
>>31540754Well it is a bad idea objectively because you just get shat on if you dot that but it doesn't seem to carry the same level of neurosis either way.
>>31540763wish harder
>>31540765Bitch, how easy is it to make rice?
>>31540765>have you ever bought fast food then used it supplement your own cooking?No but I've done the opposite.
>>31540768what did he say?
>>31540765No, if I'm cooking, I'm not paying extra of pre cooked stuff.I'm buying ingredients.
>>31540767sorry you're fat
>>31540695>>31540716>>31540740ew
>>31540758FBI is not interested in your age and dumb hobby
>>31540765I’m afraid to mix fast food with my ingredients, like there could be a chemical reaction and it explodes
>>31540765No, I just get lazy and get Starbucks delivered too often
>>31540771I still say that girls are allowed to be more neurotic in society than guys. Just blame it on the period or pregnancy brain or whatever.
>>31540765I have no idea if I've ever done that, it doesn't seem like something I'd remember. Still it seems like a waste to cook and have fast food, do one or the other.
>>31540777dude just gave out his info, idk. Like, nothings gonna happen to him, but still, was dumb af. People need education on basic online safety. Least he learned his lesson
>>31540782well a few moments ago you were interested in me and now you're saying my hobbies are dumbI have a gf
>>31540780He got triggered because atoga has women in it sometimes, the only way his weak mind can cope is imagine them fat
>>31540785nta but no duh, since neurotic women complain online, but neurotic men kill people
>>31540787You mean the guy that gave out his phone number?
>>31540776You have NOT bought fast food then used it supplement your own cooking?or you have cooked something to supplement bought fast food?The second one is actually equivalent to the original btw since they both supplement each other.t. no source I'm making it up I don't know the definition of supplement
>>31540787stupid guy, Im sorry for him
>>31540717A few years ago, someone told me had to fix the air conditioner tho he had no time. i said why not hire a repairman? he said because he didn't trust anyone to do it but himself. he also admitted that he had such a problem that even if he were to hire repairman, he had to be there, because he didn't trust that his wife could oversee the guy repairing the air conditioner and not scaming her. and that this problem extends to all areas in his life. my point is if you don't trust anyone around you, then you wouldn't trust their opinions about anything, yourself included. you hold everyone, especially yourself, to such high standards, that no one can live up to them, and everyone's opinion seems inconsequential to you. but then even yourself you can't trust it because you hold it to the same if not higher impossible standards.
>>31540792It was a burner number.
>>31540799Someone did call it, though.
>>31540794>or you have cooked something to supplement bought fast food?Technically it was takeout, not fast food. But this.
>>31540765No, I actually buy the expensive ingredients so my shit is seasoned.
>>31540789How, you can’t even do small talk
Would you treat a friend the way you treat yourself?
>>31540807Is this a masturbation joke
>>31540807Lol wut, I hate myself. I do my best to treat em well.
>>31540758>>31540789autism>>31540699>progressiveyou realise that means you think women are better than men nowadays. You're just stating you're a cuck and your gf has a small little box where she keeps your castrated balls.
>>31540798so basically a kind of misanthropy lmao
>>31540808Well now it is...
Male anons, how well-dressed do you expect women to be at home? Are you ok with her lounging in old, unsexy clothes, or do you wish she’d dress up more?
>>31540806I dont share information on 4CHAN, thats nothing like REAL LIFEwhere I get WOMEN looking at my beautiful 30 yo face (but luckily they cant see IM skinnyfat)(im working on that)(not really but Im gonna but working on it)
>>31540803>Technically it was takeout, not fast food. But this.God I love Greek food but it's so expensivetfw no cute Greek gf who's parents own a restaurant so I can get free gyros.
>>31540807No, of course n- OH.
>>31540782fbi already has the ability to track all of us in this thread actually, even without us giving info. Cost of internet without being a aluminum hat snowden type
>>31540765What? That defeats the entire purpose of cooking at home.>>31540769Don't feel bad it's the Internet we're allowed to talk about weird stuff.And don't feel bad about the salt either I once made cupcakes with no oil/butter they were terrible lmao.
Aight I'm out.
>>31540817I’d like to be aware of her breasts at all timesThey don’t have to be exposed, but if she’s braless under a shirt and I can see them jiggle, that’s acceptable
>>31540821Bitch, I make my own gyros.
>>31540820autism
>>31540810>you realise that means you think women are better than men nowadays. You're just stating you're a cuck and your gf has a small little box where she keeps your castrated balls.my gf doesn't treat me wrong at all.I dont think women are better than men, nor the contrary
>>31540817If she isn't in black high heels and a fitting black gala dress at all times then she is a BAD person.
>>31540824Point is, they have no reason to. Stop having an inflated sense of self importance.
>>31540817If we're going out, I'd like her to dress well (as would I to my best ability). At home, some teasy stuff like lingerie or bare undies or a long shirt/no underwear on occasion would be neat. Otherwise, I would love if the vibe between us was comfy love birds-core
>>31540828Se ya later, anon.
>>31540812i don't want to say the n-word (n*rcis*ism) but i think that's what it is. particularly the brand where you think you're dogshit, but everyone else is EVEN MORE dogshit, that you're surrounded by incompetent people, and that's why you'll never listen to what anyone of them has to contribute
>>31540817What kind of question is this? She should wear whatever is comfortable. Women don’t have to be “on” at all times.
>>31540830how. I don't have a grill. I only have an oven with a hot air set up. I guess I could do porkchops raised on like some sort of rack. Teach me. Please.
>>31540766You know that if you did that to a woman it would hurt right?
>>31540839Covert narcissism.
>>31540820You are difficult to talk to and i don’t think I’m the first to tell you, here and irl. You shouldn’t be here, it’s too much for a fragile person like you
>>31540817>unsexy clothesI literally can’t imagine any article of clothing that would make a woman less sexy. There’s plenty of things that make women MORE sexy, sure, but the worst she can be is just neutral, and neutral is attractive, because… women are attractive.
>>31540845did I just frustrate some darn agent off his work? LMAO I WON
Is it bad to take Gravol or I think it's called Dramamine in the US everyday for approx a week straight? I don't know why I'm nauseous but I'm not pregnant
>>31540849Get their asses bro don’t let them bully you out.
>>31540817Ideally she doesn't wear anything at home but comfy clothes are the next best thing.
>>31540824Fuck they know I like baggy sweaters and skateboards, when will they come for me
>>31540847not sure if whitepilling or spineless simp
>>31540841https://www.thechoppingblock.com/blog/yes-you-can-make-gyros-at-home
>>31540849Said the paranoid autistic guy
>>31540817clothing literally doesn't matter to me, at all. Its just a means to cover oneself, nothing more.
>>31540817I barely care what she would wear outside the houseIf she wants to wear just sweatpants or even just panties I'd be okay
>>31540850Probably fine but don't do it for months. Have you tried ondansetron (zofran) I find that works better for me but I think you need a prescription.
>>31540850You're still nauseous? That ain't normal, go to a doctor.
Women, how often is a bf or husband supposed to take you out on dates to prevent you from getting sad and doubting the relationship?
>>31540817Thanks anons, you made me feel better for wearing baggy shorts and an old shirt with holes in it lmao
>>31540817Why do I care what she looks like at home?
>>31540866Once a month, maybe? I think I’m pretty low maintenance.
>>31540826Aw that's nice. Now I don't feel bad anymore. I wish I had a gf to play dress up with. That'd be pretty cool honestly.I knew a girl who'd probably like that but we lived too far apart and I was a different person back then. It wouldn't have worked. I still think about her sometimes but she only talks back and doesn't initiate contact.The salt cookies were bad. I made them during class in high school. I gave one to one of my teachers and watched her take a big bite. Her face after taking a bite made it worth messing up.How did you forget to put in oil for your cupcakes though. Or was this a low fat attempt which made you realise that it's exactly the fat and sugar make those cakes taste good?
>>31540866It's not about frequency of dates it's about frequency of being noticed and appreciated. Being happy to see me, bringing little insignificant treats or gifts home because they made you think of me. Cuddling. Bringing me a glass of water when you come back to the couch with your own because you noticed I was out even though I didn't ask.
>>31540871nta but many men get upset when women dare to look less than beautiful, even when nobody is looking
>>31540832>I dont think women are better than men, nor the contraryso you're not a progressive.
I am of the opinion women should be subject to daily neck make outs, ear lobe nibbles, thigh squeezes, and boobie gropes. Do you agree?
>>31540876This. Stupid shit like flowers once in a while makes a big difference.
>>31540877nta clothes dont make women beautiful, its the other way around. women are beautiful
>>31540876>>31540882So women are basically Tamagotchis that need regular presents and attention or they’ll die
Women, would you ever attention whore for your boyfriend? Like, if he was busy and you wanted his attention, would you actually try and do something or would you just ignore it (or go get attention somewhere else...)?
>>31540857that just looks like meatloaf though and nothing like the gyros I've had. Maybe I'll give it a try though. Thanks.
>>31540874I was rushing to get them done bc I had a bunch of people in my garage already, this was when I was a teenager too lol. >>31540887Literally. They don't have to be big presents you could be giving me fun sized 3 musketeers and remembering to bring tissues with us everywhere because I always forget.
>>31540887Everyone is like that, anon. If you don't think you are, you're already dead. You just haven't noticed it yet.
>>31540881>Do you agree?Yes but only if I am the one administering this treatment.
>>31540881Reading this was creepy
>>31540858>>31540845So you're the fbi cutie assigned to deradicalise meyou better give me sexo or else I'll do something reall badSEXO PLEASE SEXOOOO PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
>>31540887I kinda like that tho man. They're so cute when they're happy, and it's so easy to do stupid shit to make em happy. It's other issues that make the relationship potentially high maintenance
>big dick energy>small dick energy>but rest assured, there's no weird way society views dick sizes. Also, ignore all those times women talk about a big cock as a good thing, only listen to those who dont like them because their body refuses to get used to them
>>31540890If he's not doing anything important I'll get in the way like a cat but if he's actually doing something I will literally raise my hand and ask for a hug if I really need attention right that moment.
>>31540669>Modern society just considers more strongly curtailing male sexualityporn/pimping is one of the most lucrative industries on the planet right now and we all know who drives the mass majority of demand for more porn. what a completely nonsense statement
>>31540890Sure, in an ironic way? I wouldn’t get very far, since it doesn’t take much to get his attention…
>>31540891It's different because of the corn starch. Changes the texture quite a bit. Also, do that pan thing.
>>31540862Just until I get see the doctor, so about a week. Have you been getting chemo or radiation therapy, anon? Or do you take the zofran for something else? >>31540865Yeah, Gravol seems to help. I'm seeing my doctor next week, I'll try not to whine so much on here in the meantime lol
>>31540890Don’t worry no one is going to be with someone who say attention whore like that
>>31540906I was prescribed it when I had a stomach ulcer, thankfully it's resolved.I hope when you see the doctor it's nothing serious!
>>31540586https://voca.ro/18X7IxwQWMosI got rejected for ""flying solo"" like holy fack what kind of gatekeepeing is thisBack when I used 2 throw raves, anyl1 who showed up wuz invited, like that was actually the whole fucking point lmaoAnyway I am going to the gay club in the next city so the tall buff chads will buy me drinks (no homo)But yeah... fuck this gay town lmao... what a bunch of gaylords........
>>31540891gyros kinda is meatloaf, no? Just the outside is constantly browned?
>>31540887this turns me on. I want to treat a woman like a tamagotchi and watch her stats go up. And then one night I'll whisper into her ear: "You're boring". And then I'll just play fortnite or some other game while she dies from lack of attention in the background.
>>31540881Can it just be grabbing my ass instead?
>>31540906Eh whine all you like its just a tad worrying. Hope it ain't anything serious.
>>31540534>why do most women lie and say "dick size doesn't matter"?because risking harm to a man's ego is not worth the potential violence or retaliation
Does height always correlate with dick size?
>>31540866There's no set amount, sometime we go out an do something a few times a week, sometimes we just stay in all weekend. We don't live together so staying in still feels fairly special
>>31540917Or the 3 hour emotional breakdown
>>31540917uh oh, now you’ve done it>STOP BEING AFRAID OF MEN OR I’LL KILL YOU!
>>31540912The gyros I have are actual pieces of meat. I think it's porkchops all skewered and then sliced as it roasts.
>>31540917Thank god my dick is good and nice.
>>31540915Why no kissing?
>>31540606How?
>>31540918Doesn't seem too. Plenty of short dudes are packing 6.5 and the two guys that were 6'5"+ had like a 5.5 and a monster nearly 8 incher.
>>31540929What two guys?
>>31540929*toCorrecting myself I just gave myself the ick .
>>31540917So you actually prefer bigger dicks, see? You could at least be honest on the internet
>>31540893>I was rushing to get them done bc I had a bunch of people in my garage alreadyaw then you gave everyone the bad cupcakes. the reputation hit though. My dad won't even eat my food because he doesn't trust me. I might use a little too much garlic I guess. I've basically been using an entire garlic every time I cook, like 10+ cloves. It's delicious and good for your blood pressure.
>>31540890I'm not sure what you mean by attention whore? When he's busy I respect that, I don't need attention that badly
Is life as a man worth it?
>>31540918No most dicks are average regardless
>>31540933I'm just gonna be straight up with you. Liking physical attributes to the point where it ruins other people who don't have it is very, very male coded. That post is either a man larping or a woman who's mentally ill.
Women, what's the lowest effort present you ever got but still liked?
>>31540917literally over. No reason to try and get a gf with an average dick.
>>31540931The two guys who's dicks I've seen who were taller than 6'5" did I make it confusing? >>31540934God no I didn't serve them, they weren't like necessary or anything it wasn't a birthday party it was a school thing. I use too much garlic on purpose so I'm with you lol.
>>31540943This sounds mean but someone drew me once.
>>31540937yes, but not if you have an obsessive kind of mind in the mental "illness" (not really an illness) way. Im the "dick size" obsessed guy in this threada couple weeks ago I was obsessed about my average heightMy therapist keeps telling me that every person has subjective and personal likings but the way women talk about big dicks and how the ones that prefer average or smaller ones do it only because "they dont hurt :)))" doesnt helkp
>>31540942doubt it's over for average men
>>31540927Just no breathing down my neck really
>>31540924Oh i see, it seems both are valid, the more simple cuts of meat obviously coming first. I mean, hell that's easy to make too
Men state height and dick size
>>31540950Fuck you mean doubt? It's the truth. And I'm a guy who has a fetish for corrupting and ruining women. It's extremely male coded.
>>31540933>WOMEN EXPLAIN THIS TWITTER POST>WOMEN EXPLAIN THIS REDDIT POSTit’s so tiresome
>>31540951Too ticklish?
>>31540943My ex used to bring me leftover desserts from catered events he had to attend. It was nice after not seeing him all day that when he came over tired at 11 he had pocket brownies and wanted to hang out with me instead of going straight to bed.
>>31540948that sounds like high effort
>>31540942maybeother examples>I am in your same boat. This is my ex fiance. And well. I have sworn off sex until some how he may decide he might want to have me back for doing it purposes. I don't know...>Lmaoooooo facts !!! I hated my ex so much…we argued all the time, but he had a big and it was just the best I ever had lololol>This is so valid lmao>You'll find someone else like that, the bloke sounds like he was just an appendage for a fantastic penis.
>>315409546' 7.5.
>>31540945>I use too much garlic on purpose so I'm with you lol.based it's the good stuff.I just read you got destroyed by a guy with an 8" dick. Guess that does it for me. I'm gonna go sleep.
>>31540951nta, stop nooooo
>>315409545'9"5.5"Why? are you going to make fun of us?
>>315409546’5 and big (never measured)
>>31540957You know whats tiresome? acting like 4channel / adv / atoga women are some alien species that dont have anything to do with hundreds of thousands of women all over the world
>>31540958No I just don’t like it
>>31540965You realize there's 8 billion people on this planet right now, yeah? You gave me 5 examples. 5 total. In a thread that's meant to demoralize you for not having a huge dick. Do you think my ex enjoyed when I'd hit her cervix by accident and she'd cry and pant and say she was trying her hardest not to puke?
>>31540968If it makes you feel better I genuinely think something is wrong with me my skin is way more elastic than normal people.
>>315409545'9" (176cm) and 13-14 cm dick size.
>>31540817Hmm, I mean can you wear biker shorts/ booty shorts?That's all I really want.
>>31540968On one hand I enjoy uplifting other guys but on the other this shit made me laugh.
>>31540908Stomach ulcer doesn't sound very fun, glad it's all better. I hope so too, thanks anon>>31540916And thank you too, anon, I'm sure it will be something silly
>>31540952no it isn't brah I can't roast anything in the oven unless I continously slice it but that's not really workable. I did just get an idea though. I could slice those porkchops beforehand. Put it on a grill rack so the fat can drip onto a plate. Then oven roast it. That could actually work. I'm going to have a think about this. Thank you.
>>31540977ok, but this twit:>I was talking to a friend about penises and I told her that I like them small and she told me “but no one likes them big, they like them big because it's morbid to suck and it makes us sluts.”>How real it is, a big penis is very morbid, it's truemorbid in spanish is something that relates to being horny in this context.31,000 likes, a thousand reposts with women saying the same shit and agreeing, having more likes, etc.i know im obsessed rn
>>31540956Women love big dicks.
Women are no longer fit to mother but still want to breed The West has fallen, billions must die
>>31540844*finger gun* That!
>>31540960>pocket browniesEw.
>>31540988I'm here bro, I got you while you fall down this spiral of huge cock blackpilling. It ain't true, and the internet is a fantasy that doesn't represent reality.>>31540991They say they do until I try to wiggle my worm in and they start crying.
>>31540956>And I'm a guy who has a fetish for corrupting and ruining womendid this ever happen to youif yes I gonna add it to my obsessed list
>>31540978lol not really. I'm off to bed.
>>31540963THAT'S WHY I SAID IT WOULD SOUND MEAN!
>>31540988I have zero pity because dicks are all private and mostly the same, but the difference in women’s boob sizes is both obvious and extreme
>>31540988Nta and didn't read anything before this post but big dicks are comparable to huge boobs in this context. Inherently more lewd by no fault of the body part owner.>>31540995You're just mad you have no gf to bring fancy brownies to in your suit jacket pockets.
>>31540997>did this ever happen to youDon't know.
>>31540996>I'm here bro, I got you while you fall down this spiral of huge cock blackpilling. It ain't true, and the internet is a fantasy that doesn't represent reality.ok thank you, but this >They say they do makes me think the twit I told you about is real then. They do believe big cocks are great
>>31540996>They say they do until I try to wiggle my worm in and they start crying.that doesn't sound as good as you can thought it would
>>31540998Well I'm sorry I ended your day on a downer garlic anon sleep well
>>31541005Is belief reality, though? Idk man, more often than that I get the whole sharp exhale into panic.>>31541006>that doesn't sound as good as you can thought it wouldIt wasn't supposed to sound good. It's pretty depressing actually.
Women are not designed to lift anything heavier than a bouquet of flowers.
>>31540960NTA but this is sweet, my dad used to do this when my sister and I were little
Any cute brown femanons ITT?
>>31541000what kind of gifts are higher up your standard/preference then? Idc if you say jewelry or stuff, just curious.
>>31541001boobs aren't the same. If you have small nice boobs you're considered a perfect example of a woman.If you have smallish dick and balls you're considered literally less of a man, and no woman actually will desire your genitals at all.>>31541002Im sure that women actually prefer big dicks, at least get hornier by them.No woman ever got horny because of an average/smaller than average dick, at most they get used to it.
>>31541010ok, but your big dick size probably always helped you to get women horny for you. No woman will ever feel actually horny for an average dick, unless theyre in love with the guy
>>31540988NTA but for your own mental health turn off your phone and go outside
Forgot about this. No woman replied to >>31540657 so, rip small guys
>>31541011Toddlers are pretty heavy, anon
>>31541018I do that but everytime I return to the pc I come back to these circles unless Im actually focused.I should have been practicing programming like 3 hours ago but I wasted it with this spiral
>>31541014This is one of those "damned if you do/damned if you don't things", innit? :/ Cooking me a meal.I mean, I know that drawing takes a lot of skill, I think it's because I just see the end result and not the process or training involved.
>>31541015Honestly it depends. Being tall with a big dick can make up for a mid face and not being very fit but being handsome and strong makes up for being short with a less than stellar dick. If it's smaller than 4 and a half yeah I'll be a little disappointed, and I'll be more excited if it's bigger than 6.5 but it's not that big of a deal as long as it gets the job done. If it's a legitimate micro dick or freakishly long like more than 8.5 I'm out though.
Like, I had sex with the partner I had before the one I have now, a few times (didnt feel much because of meds).She seemed to get off of my average dick, but I never felt she really liked it.
>>31541015Nothing in this post is true
>>31541017Why would I see a guy's dick unless I wasn't in love with him?WAIT, NO, I TAKE THAT BACK.
>>3154101130 pounds on the regular and 90 in an emergency did you forget children exist.
>>31541017That is not true. Same way some men like flat chests, some women like smaller cocks. This whole fixation on dick size is a male thing.
>>31540817I think I’d be with it but my gf does not
>>31541019Watched The Curse too recently I can't deal with this question rn
I just don't answer questions about penises, sorry
>>31541007This was just way too funny. Maybe don't tell sweet and nice men that you got blown the fuck out, eh?
>>31540971No I just want to see if there is some kind of pattern>>31540972How big?
>>31541037why not?
>>31541039Maybe get over it? I wouldn't be bothered if he mentioned going to prostitutes or something else women would see as as bad as men see this. He's some guy I don't know on the internet.
>>315409546'2"Around 5"
I paid my taxes and now they want me to pay them again because of a system error. How do I get refunded? I'll pay again but I am not swallowing this cost Im so pissed off right now
>>31541045Hey I don't care, it's just funny to see the demoralization effort. I'm close enough to 8 inches that I don't care, and I wouldn't anyway. But yeah, you're not wrong. People get too attached too fast over the internet, I was the same way before getting set straight. Missing that anon.
>>31541040>patternin regards to what?
>>31541052Dick size and height
>>31541022If I grew you a flower, would you consider that low effort or high effort?
>>31541058It's been said before itt. There is none.
Do women like Adam’s apples?
>>31541050>demoralization effortHey I'm cool with being called a slut but don't insinuate that I'm telling the truth with the intention of hurting people. It's not an attack it's simply a lack of taking responsibility for other people's insecurities.I wouldn't call a fat woman fat to her face but I wouldn't make sure to only wear baggy clothes around her or watch what I eat so I don't hurt her feelings you see what I'm saying?
>26 years oldI'm gonna be stuck like this for the rest of my life, aren't i?
>>31541061That's because they didn't know where to look
>>31541060Depends on the kind honestly. But I mean, I do gardening and cooking so I know that stuff is tricky.
>>31541023ok, but you're saying this, basicallynet positives:tallbig dickhandsomestrongnet negatives:mid facenot very fit (is this skinnyfat?)shortless than stellar cock (is this even average?)>and I'll be more excited if it's bigger than 6.5it's over.>>31541026wdym>>31541027because u were having casual sex with him or a fwb deal>>31541029from what I gathered on these same threads, women who seek smaller cocks dont get excited by them, they just prefer them in a practical sense. nothing about exciting themIm sorry for being a retard tonight but Im on a spiral
>>31540972Does it reach your belly button when hard or something like that
>>31541037Please tell me about your penis
>>31541062Idk, never touched one
>>31541065No anon, one day you will be 27
>>31541064Yeah that's fair. It is a reflection of them, not you. Good on you for being upfront in who you are, you and I both know that dick size isn't everything and doesn't matter regardless. Like I'm not gonna compare every girl's tits to my ex's tits. Normally I'd be way more inflammatory but I am sad right now.>>31541068>from what I gathered on these same threads, women who seek smaller cocks dont get excited by them, they just prefer them in a practical sense. nothing about exciting themKeep in mind that those are shallow, mentally unwell women. Most women are excited to see whatever you have because its attached to you.
What kind of girl doesn't like neck kisses?
>>31541068All dicks excite me. I like dicks. They all look equally big to me, because I’m tiny.
>>31541067I see. What's are your low effort and high effort flowers list then? List as many if you can for me please.
>>31541068Yeah skinnyfat or actually fatAnd short means less than an inch and a half taller than me. I'd like to still be shorter if he's barefoot and I'm in flat shoes, below that I'd say it's a negative. Less than stellar is less than 4.5 like described.
>>31541077I'm a little insecure about my neck. It is long.
>>31541078>I’m tiny.Hello.
>>31541082>It is longAll the more to kiss. ;)
>>31541023>tfw your dick wont make a girl as excitedGuess we gotta win em over in other ways, right guys?*sigh
>>31541082Mine too
Men do you have any objects of your affections, and what is she like?
>>31541075i meant being a loser, but i understand the mix up
>>31541077I don’t like the hot air.
>>31541077One with a hairstyle that covers her neck? I’m not messing up my hair just so you can larp as a vampire
>>31541094Nah
>>31541082That is not a bad thing!!!@_@!!!
>>31541095I was just messing with youYou are still young and have time to do what you want in life. I believe in you
>>31541076>you and I both know that dick size isn't everything and doesn't matter regardless. Like I'm not gonna compare every girl's tits to my ex's tits.Exactly. The dick I have at the moment is the best dick because it's the one I want. Sorry you're sad anon. Want to talk about it?
>>31541080Anon, please, I have to go to bed... :)Hard- Gardenia, Rose, Azalea, OrchidEasy- Sunflower, Coneflower, Zinnia, Marigold, Morning Glories
>>31541094I liked my cats but they are dead and this new apartment can't have pets
>>31541091You could always try to prove me wrong
>>31541103>The dick I have at the moment is the best dick because it's the one I want.I'm happy for you haha.>Sorry you're sad anon. Want to talk about it?I just miss my ex. I've ranted about it a lot ITT if you've seen it. 6 years gone. I just want it to stop or at least, idk. Not hurt so bad. It's been 2 months.
>>31541101It's not?! I get called Giraffe neck all the time.
>>31541076>Like I'm not gonna compare every girl's tits to my ex's tits.…I don’t believe you. Ok, now I understand how men feel when we say we don’t compare dicks. Lol
>>31541078ok. thanks. I guess Ill have to be with tiny women>>31541081sounds blackpilling tbqh
>>31541094There's an intern at work who is the spitting image of a girl I knew in college who I wish I had asked out.That's basically all I know about her.
>>31541094When I did, I thought she was the world's greatest thing. Very cute, feminine, wonderful smile, smelled amazing, adorable voice, sexy body, was so warm to hug and hold hands with. Fun/wasn't boring. She did judge me a lot, which hurt. Existence until self-improvement takes shape is a bummer. Hold your women, guys.
>>31541112I mean unless you can compare with two huge pale milky E cups with perfect pink perky nipples that made her cum when I bit and sucked them, you're SOL.
>>31541105Last question: what flower would you personally love the most? (Sleep tight <3)
>>31541118Nta but fuck
>>31541119Fffff... What's her favourite color?
>>31541113>sounds blackpillingIt's just one person's opinion. If you let every single individual get to you you'll go crazy. Care about the opinions of people you care about and respect and fuck the rest why should you listen to me?
>>31541112>>31541120>women get blackpilled the second they're told their smaller tits aren't good enoughnow you fucking understand why I was spiralling so much.
I like a girl at my gym who just has a big fat butt with a little bit of cellulite on it.Small chest and pretty face too.But im not confident enough to approach her
>>31541118I can’t compete with white chicks, no
>>31541111?? You in 5th grade or something? Who tf is still making fun of an adult? Do you work with grade school kids? (Don't tell me you call yourself that...)You neck is perfect and very lovable, don't think any less.
>>31541127I got your back bro, I didn't even have to mention her nice ass and adorable face.
>>31541127It’s just banter anon. And EVERYONE knows your boob size, so I’d argue it’s much worse.
>>31540917Posts like these make me feel better about the fact that I cannot get a date, knowing women hate all men makes me realize that all relationships are abusive and based on delusion of the false concept of love.
>>31541130>Do you work with grade school kids?I do...
>>31541109Well yeah of course, same as being rejected on a date, or guys working out in gyms. It sucks but obv not everyone gets the perfect hand. Same as it sucks we weren't born under a billionaire type. But the fact that a girl you might love would love you even more if you had this or that... stings a little, you know?
>>31541126the way I (very paranoid) see it, it's like seeing a woman with brown hair, a green blouse and white shoes. Is it one woman, with a very specific set of clothes and hair? Yes. But in the millions and millions of women out there, there are gonna be at least hundred thousands of her.I just feel if I let myself live "calmly" with the idea that MAYBE the ones I come by aren't actually secretly desiring a bigger cock, and they arent, the second we break up, posting on social media/telling their friends in secret/posting some re**it thread about how she realized sex with her ex wasn't fulfilling at all, I will just be living a lie.
>>31541135>fearing something means you hate itinteresting
>>31541127I'm not blackpilled, the description turned me on
>>31541123Purple
>>31541133lol>>31541134I get it that Im exageratting, but still. Also, as I said before. Boob size isnt comparable with dick size. Dick size has the possibility of making you less of a man.
>>31541120>>31541129Except I'm not actually comparing you to my ex lmao. There's more than just tits and looks, hence why we broke up. I wouldn't miss her if I didn't like her besides her body.
>>31541138Do the kids know that Miss Anon spends her free time on an anime and terrorism imageboard talking about sex?!
>>31541144Based lesbo.
>>31541150I'm not a lesbian, I'm straight
>>31541140>But the fact that a girl you might love would love you even more if you had this or that... stings a little, you know?That's life. And applies to any attribute not just dick size. He might love me more if I was an inch shorter with a size and a half smaller feet, a smaller nose, less hooded eyes, perkier boobs, bigger boobs, thicker hair, different colored eyes, less ADHD, if I cared about more of his hobbies, got along better with his sister, if I never pierced my ears....it's pointless to think like that.
>>31541146less boobs is literally less woman
>>31541145Pansies. G'night, anon.
>>31541153? Then what about my description of my ex's tits turned you on? Unless you're a man.
Another job that acted like they loved me ghosted me. I am so tired of being a disappointment to my family
>credit card got declined at Taco BellwtfI literally just checked my cc website and have $5000 left on my line
>>31541158Why can't I be turned on by that without being a lesbian?
>>31541149I don't think that's any of their business, anon. :)
>>31541161To be fair I'm not the one that called you a lesbo but idk, does that mean you like her tits or me sucking them or what?
>>31541143Nigger the fuck? Yes?!Are you retarded? Why the fuck would anyone put up with literal monsters who can kill them.Women say stuff like that about men all the time and still want to date them? Why? How can you be so resentful, fearful, and hateful of the opposite sex and still want to date them? Personally that sounds like some Stockholm syndrome shit to me.This is coming from a man who has experienced much abuse in his life from women, I tell myself that not all women are like that, I just don't have access to the ones who aren't because they only show kindness to non ugly men, but if women speak that way even about "men they like" then why bother?Again it just sounds like women really hate all men but choose to put up with it over needing dick.
>>31541163The description was hot and so was the mental image of her cumming from you sucking on them
>>31541156in a physical sense yeah, Im talking about in a more figurative sense
>>31541159I don't know that feel. I'm either really good at interviews or have never shot for a job I knew I wasn't qualified for.
>>31541162Just tell me you don’t browse 4chan at schoolI feel like the site’s mere presence would corrupt their young minds
>>31541138Just slowly chip at them. In your assigned seating, place them away from their friends. Rig stuff in a way that makes them go last to get their lunches. Answer their questions last (close to ignore em). Be stricter when you grade them.
>>31541165Neat, thanks. She told me that she could feel it in her g-spot when I'd suck them hard. Good times.
>>31541168Only on my own data plan when I have some downtime.
>>31541167What industry are you in? How old are you?
>>31541165>not a les>gets turned on by boobs and women having orgasms
>>31541170That doesn't seem possible to me but good for her>>31541173And?
>>31541161Do you cum when a guy sucks on your nipples? Or does it only get you really wet and he should only do it as a warmup?
>>31541171Good, good. It unnerves me that children are being shaped by 4channers, still.
>>31541177>That doesn't seem possible to me but good for herIt's pretty unique, idk why she was like that but she definitely wasn't faking. Damn I miss her.
Its decidedly over
>>31541185Time to really show women our hatredBy depriving them of all attention
>>31541172>What industry are you in?I don't want to dox myself but its something that involves reading tax information and approving loans, among other things. My last job was as an unlicensed accountant and before that I was an IT monkey. >How old are you?about to be 30
>>31541173Women enjoy having orgasms, yes
btw Happy Canada Day, fellow leafs. Hope you had a good long weekend. My legs are covered in bug bites
>>31541186No please give me attention I need it
>>31541192Happy Canada Day. It was a good time, I'm still hungover.
>>31541192There have been fireworks for two days...
Femanons how would you feel if your husband experienced sympathetic pregnancy and grew boobs temporarily?
>>31541198Happy that he could do half the breastfeeding instead of me
>>31541198I would probably feel bad
>>31541198Annoyed
>>31541192I’m very close to the US-Leaf border, and you guys are good neighbors :)
>>31541200>>31541202Why?
>I remember the weight on the bed shifting, and realizing that this person behind me wasn't the Chad, but somebody else. >Oh, my God, it was some incel. >I had actually lost my virginity to a incel. >This wouldn't have happened with Chad. >He would have taken me gently in his big, strong Drama major arms, and undressed me quietly and expertly, taken my bra off with grace and ease. >And it probably wouldn't have hurt.
>>31541205I'd feel bad that he's experiencing something unpleasant because of me
>>31541207Who say it's unpleasant for him?
>>31541209Well that's a whole other conversation.
>>31541206Drama major?
>>31541205I'd want him to get a grip and stop making everything about himself
>>31541206>expert at undressing womenRed flagI want him to be paralyzed in confusion and anxiety at the sight of my bra
>>31541214Based harpy.
>>31541213what would Chad's major actually be? some sort of accounting? engineering would be too nerdy I feel
>>31541215Do women really?
>>31541217Chad majors in finance, hello?
>>31541206Weirdly enough it's always the nerdier less hot guys who are the bra experts.
>>31539471MOn average once per day either in the morning or in the evening, but sometimes every 2-3 days if I'm lazy/busy and haven't been sweaty, or twice a day if I get dirty. I wash my hair about once per week because my hair is darn long, down to my ass.>Rinse hair>Shampoo and rinse>Conditioner>Rinse body>Soap body (including butt)>Rinse body>Rinse conditioner>>31539645Sometimes yes, but mostly no. It is just like with any information - you have to sift through all of it to find the actual bits of knowledge.>>31540007M. I can cook a lot of things, but here are some.>pizza with self-made dough>vegetable puree soup (lots of variety, has made a vegetable avoidant friend want to take seconds)>ramen with self-made brothSO usually just helps me with cooking, but can cook herself too, but she tends to cook things simpler than I do. She's more into baking.>Broccoli puree soup>Greek style salad with halloumi cheese>Creamy chicken sauce with rice
>>31541215Oh no I'm not retarded enough for women to think I'm pure despite being a virgin
>>31541215What if he panics and lashes out like a cornered deer?
>>31541217Marketing.
>>31541217Sports medicine
>>31541223Nta but this made me laugh
You ever just get the feeling that your life lacks forward momentum? Like everything is moving by so quickly that time just seems to stop?
>>31541216>harpy???
>>31541221Hey we have the same shower routine. How about that.
>>31541195How many two-fours did you drink, anon? Glad you had a good time>>31541197We avoided them lol, but it seems like there's always people setting off firecrackers in their yards which I think it illegal >>31541198Isn't sympathetic pregnancy more like overeating and gaining weight? That would be okay but otherwise no, ick I'm interested in whatever hentai this is
>>31541185Finally, thank god
>>31541220We practice with our sister's.
>>31541203You guys are good neighbours too <3, even if you spell neighbours wrong
tfw try to have sex with gf but get startled by her tits and accidentally knock her out
>>31541217>engineering would be too nerdyMech engineering is where the dudebros end up. You're right about other disciplines though.
>>31541218Yes>>31541222Don’t worry, intelligent men become retarded near half-dressed women>>31541223Then I’d have to explain to my mom why I have a hoofprint-shaped bruise
>>31541220We tend to be quick learners
>>31541225that's a good one>>31541224weirdly enough none of the guys that work in the marketing department of my company are Chads; they're all balding and skinny except for one absolute unit. Also the sexiest woman in the building works there too and I've never been able to speak to her
>>31541232...on yourself right? Or do you mean by being an annoying little shit and unhooking it while she's doing something lol.
>>31539472no
>>31540937I think there is a point where you are too ugly and short for life to be worth it as a man.
where’s my bf who panics and lashes out like a cornered dear
>>31541232I did not need to read that.
>>31541236chat is this real
>>31541230>How many two-fours did you drink, anon?I'm a massive lightweight bitch compared to what I used to be. Hell the last time I got blackout I went shot for shot with my little brother and there came a point where I was just butt chugging Pink Whitney and Kraken. Yesterday I only drank 5 beer and was a bit buzzed.
>>31541237Truly horrendous take, mech or electromech is the only brain requiring girls leftCan tell you from experience software is a bs degree, they avoid teaching you truly useful thingsIt's assumed you taught yourself in high school and are just getting the piece of paper
>>31541230>Isn't sympathetic pregnancy more like overeating and gaining weightIt usually presents with some hormonal changes which occasionally result in manboobs.
>>31541245Im more of a freeze like a deer in headlights type but I think we could get along
>>31541245The pub.
>>31541247Chah, chah, nolooklooklooklooklook,nolistenchahnolook,ididnahither
>>31541245I've got him mounted on my wall
>>31541245Right hereIt's not my fault women want to be hit
>>31541232Hot if true>>31541223Then I switch my tank to the front rowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bB9lhfJeu2U
tfw live on deer and bear meat I hunt but women just want to date my prey...
>>31541250>mech or electromech is the only brain requiringYou clearly don't know many mech engineering students...
>wait anon, you're an engineering major?>okay lollllllllllll>bye!
>>31541263Tbf have you seen Louis from Beastars?
>>31541256its crazy cause i read it in his voice
>>31541241Annoying little shit.
>>31541241did you not grow up with a brother? it happens all the time, you’re just minding your own business, then you hear a “snap” and suddenly your titties are dangling unrestrained
>>31541264Did they bully you for going into English or something?
>>31541270Lol good on you for killing two birds with one stone>>31541271Mine would never. He just put shit in my hair.
>>31541267Denormalize furries
My mom called me and said its probably too early for me to date again. Thoughts?
>>31541272ME was my major. That's how I know what they're like.
>>31541273What kinda shit?
If my gf startled me I would reflexively shibari her
When I was in middle school and high school I used to threaten other guys by telling them I was plotting to violently gay rape them.Unfortunately a lot of people misunderstood and thought it meant I was romantically attracted to men. Why didn't they understand I was threatening violent homosexuality as a form of punishment?
>>31541279Silly putty, jolly rancher, spitballs, mustard, electric hand mixer, you know
Men, state favorite psyop.Women, state favorite humiliation ritual.
>>31541250>Can tell you from experience software is a bs degree, they avoid teaching you truly useful thingsI want to program so I get jobs :'(
>>31541276No, they're just into advanced pet play
>>31541282You know, I did the same thing. Except unironically. To a guy at a party. He didn’t like me much after that.
>>31541284>Men, state favorite psyop."Work on yourself and stop caring about finding someone, and a relationship will happen."
>>31541283>electric hand mixer,Jesus.
>>31541285have fun working with pajeets
>>31541293Jesus was a false prophet.
>>31541293He didn't think that one through. Didn't have to cut anything so ultimately no harm done but it hurt like a bitch.
>>31541284MAnything by Israel, somehow it worked so well until the internet that most boomers are still under their thumb.
>>31541294I rather be around ethnic Indian people than most of the white folk I grew up with.
>>31541283Someone once put krazy glue in my hair at school. I had to get a bob cut.
The fireworks are scaring the birds!
Absolutely having a giga crush on a girl who is like, objectively a maybe not super pretty, but in person she looks sooooooo cute like ahhhhhhhhh
>>31541302That's terrible!
>>31541294>implying any of us are safe from the poo menace
>>31541294I dont live in the USA so software developers around here are another demographic in general
>>31541298This comment is proof that Israel is one of the few places it's still safe to be Jewish without getting beat up for being Jewish. And even fuckier and shittier is that 4chan is a hotbed of antisemitic and anti-Israel bullshit. Anti-Israel leftists are fucking hypocrites btw, especially the queer ones. If you've spent most of your life afraid someone is going to beat you up for being queer you should have empathy for the Jewish people and understand why they need a safe space, just like you do from violent homophobes.
>>31541307To be fair, it's much easier to care for.
>watch movie set in the 90s>curse myself that I wasn't born a decade earlier so I could have experienced those timesI hate being a late millennial
>>31541306:|
>>31541284>state favorite psyop.Women just want a guy who loves them and is honest with them
>>31541312That's true but jeez some people were mean to me at school but never THAT mean.
>>31541308Doctor Poo Poo Hands has been censured by the faculty in his department. But strangely, Doctor Poo Poo Hands is not Black or Indian. He is a white man who teaches his lectures and writes his research articles with poo smeared on his hands. Unfortunately, students picked up on it and filed a Title IX complaint against him when they noticed the smell! Or it may have been that he once touched a female student's shoulders during office hours with his hands covered in poo. But boy does someone really have it in for him! Poor Doctor Poo Poo Hands.
>>31541313The early to mid 90s were truly magical.
>>31541311>even fuckier and shittier is that 4chan is a hotbed of antisemitic and anti-Israel bullshit.This is a joke right?
>>31541314Dont worry about it kitten shes not singleShe did steal my heart though
>>31541313Everyone feels like that. Though I feel you around 2010 was a pretty lame time to become an adult.
>>31541322No, it is not. And you can go fuck yourself for mocking me.
Women, does dying your hair with Kool Aid actually work?
>>31541283Wtf, that’s even worse than unhooking your bra, hair is sacred
>>31541329I like President Joe Biden because he once confronted a chain wielding gang member for putting pomade in his hair.
>>31540097M. Felt up (with consent) my now-wife in the student break room of our high school before we started dating.>>31540112I would definitely feel upset (but it is kinda hot still), and she would have a lot to explain for herself. I could forgive a one-time thing, and it is easier if it was with another woman, but she would really need to make up for it and show that she regrets it.>>31540765Not like that, but I often tune up takeaway food I bring home.
>>31541329Yes, but it's only temporary and works a lot better if you already have light hair.
>>31541230Oh gross, I meant to say I'm NOT interested >>315412495 beers is much better than blacking out, sometimes being a lightweight is a good thing>>31541251I just looked it up and it's only a proposed syndrome. Honestly it sounds like a bunch of redditors taking stomach bugs and stress and turning it into something fetishistic
>>31541335>5 beers is much better than blacking outIdk waking up cuddling a bottle of vodka and then immediately puking up a thick yellow liquid was a funny time...
>>31540097M, shortly after graduating with my Master's degree my (male) friend in my graduating calss and I decided to take a nostalgic tour of campus. We found a sofa near the back of one of the campus libraries and started jacking each other off on it under a blanket. To this day, that sofa still has each of our cum stains on it.
What are some of the most common shit tests women do when they already like a guy? Like say your girlfriend of a couple of months...
>>31541341Asking his opinion on social issues to see if he's against civil rights.
What are your toes like?
do you think god has a plan for your life
>>31541311I'm not reading that jew.Get out of my country or I am throwing you down a well.
>>31541345A goddamned mess.
>>31541347Throw a coin instead!!
>>31541347>Get out of my country or I am throwing you down a wellSure you will sweetie.
>>31541345Sweaty
>>31540817She can wear what she likes to be honest. My wife wears whatever is comfy for her at the moment at home, which is quite often just her lacy panties (that alone is a huge bonus), and maybe a big t-shirt (also cute).She can also wear what she likes when we go out, because it isn't my choice anyway.>>315409546'4" tall, 7-8" long.
>>31541354Present them to me and I will suck and lick the sweat off your toes.
>>31541354Why are you wearing socks?State gender. Do you wear socks in the house?
>>31541354nice, i think
>>31541357Bro that's a man.
>>31541178I don't cum from it but it does get me really wet, even just thinking about it
>>31541330He didn't mean to hurt me or ruin my hair he was just being a dumb 10 year old. And honestly my hair was terrible it just looks ratty once it gets past my collarbones.>>31541360>socks in the houseIf it's cold or I was wearing sneakers and took them off.
>>31541362Does it matter? No.
>>31541360>feet only sweat while wearing socks
>>31541364Now you're thinking about a guy sucking on your nipples
>>31541360F I wear socks all the time, even when I sleep. I'm tiny and get cold really easy.
>>31541345This >>31541349 they're kinda ugly to begin with and two toes only have half a nail bc I keep walking long distances in shitty shoes and don't learn.
>>31541360F in winter yeah
>>31541346I think Satan has the wheel for earth right now
>>31541368When I wear flip flop sandals around the quad, the foot sweat stank on the soles of my flip flops follows me into the classroom. The foot sweat permeates the air as I stand behind the lectern and lecture my students. There's a reason the students and the professor I TA for both call me Sweet Feet.
>>31541368Sucks to suck
>>31541364Thoughts on the lick and blow technique?
>>31541346FNo I was never meant to be born
>>31541346No, I think free will, at least in that way, is a thing.
>>31541345Currently being used as a chinrest by my cat.
>>31541370cute, need
>>31541370It makes me wonder, why has every woman I've ever had sex with insisted on wearing socks during sex?
>>31541370Sounds like you need a man to come keep you warm and cozy.
>>31541360F, I used to always, but then at age 28 I discovered how liberating it was to be barefoot
>>31541385Because we're cold at first
>>31541385They probably don't like their feets.
>>31541385>why has every woman I've ever had sex with insisted on wearing socks during sex?Nag but women orgasm more easily when their feet are warm.
>>31541357No thanks>>31541360I’m not, it’s just hot>>31541361You’re right
>>31541385they are cold and if they are cold its harder for them to orgasm
>>31541386I really do.
>>31541383Post cat.
>>31541385I don’t want to scrape you with my sharp-ass nails
>>31541383Please show the cat
Why dont women wanna be put on a pedestal? i would love if women put us on one
>>31541398What if he's into that?
>>31541399>show the catWe all know what that's code for
>>31541378Hot>>31541369Correct
>>31541370Same. >>31541385Footfag test. If you object to socks, you’re out.
>>31541336Anon please, I'm trying to cope with my own nausea here lol. But I hope you're cuddling softer things than bottles these days
Women would you date an ugly guy who is not funny either?
>>31541403Then I’ll find out later, but I’m not going to assume a guy likes that since I’m not a psychopath
>>31541404Well if we get that too I wont complain
>>31541311>This comment is proof that Israel is one of the few places it's still safe to be Jewish without getting beat up for being JewishI think october 7th 2023 disproves this tbqh.
>>31541398Cut your- wait, do you have big boobs?
>>31541402Because I'm not actually on the pedestal. A false copy of me that has no flaws is.
>>31541402You’d like it for a day or two, then realise it’s not so great when you can’t get down from the pedestal.
>>31541414Er… they’re big-ish?
>>31541416Give 2 days, lets find out>You wouldnt like a full well, you beed brackish ditchwater
>>31541420>mfw I was joking but you prove me right.I guess busty women really don't like cutting their toenails.
>>31541405How big are your boobs?
ok the spanish speaking twit I told you all about that talked about how big dicks make women feel whorish and whatever was written by a literal prostitute that posts pics like this.
>somehow the thread has circled back to feet the most gross topic known to manWhy
>>31541428So it’s even more silly to think all women believe it
>>31541428American women living in Latin America often sell their sexual services to make money. It's a very profitable industry. Most female ESL teachers in Central and South America use it as a cover job to make money as sugar babies for rich Latino men.
>>31541428FUPA
>>31541424I do cut them, they just have sharp edges since they’re French tips. Same for my fingernails.
>>31541094My wife, currently the breadwinner in the house>5'8", 130lbs, hourglass body shape, b-cup>long naturally blonde hair and green eyes>still madly in love with me after 13 years of being together>tomboyish and unruly, low social filters but knows how to behave according to the occasion>silly and fun-loving, but very level-headed and smart>often a romance killer, but can and will love bomb me silly unexpectedly>knows exactly how to wrap me around her little finger with her touch, words, and even just her look>hobbies include: art, anime and western animations, sewing, gothic lolita fashion, role playing gamesAMA
>>31541430It's Summer, so if you live in the Northern Hemisphere or near the equator you'll be seeing a lot of bare feet and open toed shoes everywhere you go. How does that make you feel?
>>31541435...Why do you have French tip toenails? Is that even a thing?
>>31541438Is that like that thing Lesbians do where they'll cut two of their fingernails short so they can masturbate their lovers' vaginas without hurting them?Do people also do that with feet?
>>31541430We don’t have a mental disorder that forces us to picture dirty body parts.>Oh, you like tits? I bet you like them covered in dirt! Yuck!!
>>31541438>French tip toenails? Is that even a thing?I sure hope so...
>>31541438Because they look great on me?
>>31541440idk I picture dirty body parts all the time. Every time a woman walks past me or talks to me part of my brain is trying to picture what her vagina looks and feels like.
>>31541426They're a pretty good size
>>31541446I am never going outside ever again.
>>31541407Unfortunately no, I am alone again, nothing but me and myself.
>>31541439You realise it’s also smart to cut those nails for masturbating yourself, right?
>>31541447Do you like having them kneaded?
>>31541227Yeah. I spent 2019-2022 basically in an unemployment/rehabilitation limbo, trying to figure out where and how I could get the help I needed. Wound up not getting what I needed, but now I'm at least studying IT at uni.>>31541282Are you from Russia or what? Sounds a lot like dedovshchina to me
>>31541453Yeah it feels good
>>31541448then they’ll just fetishize your pale skin and introversionyou literally cannot stop men from jerking off to you
>>31541456NTA but this makes me sad, you sound like my ex.
Do Asian school kids really try to poke each other in the anus?
>>31541459Yes, you should try it some time. Not with kids, obviously.
>>31541455>Are you from Russia or what?It's some nigger who has been posting this shit for months.
>>31541457DAMMIT
I just want to have sex and have a loving relationship, is that so much to ask? I'm more cooked than pig
>>31541458Don't worry, I'm definitely not your ex
>>31541465And you will be porked like a pig.
>>31541466I know, she wouldn't come to atoga unless it was to taunt me.
>>31541456Ever tried clamps?
>>31541465FApparently it's the hardest thing in the world to achieve
>>31541465Me too, I can't stop thinking about sex today. I'm double cooked
>>31541345M. Big, not pretty, and my pinky toe is pressed against my foot almost sideways due to the wierd shape of my foot.>>31541360M. Yes, unless it is very hot and I need to cool off.
>>31541465>than a pigYou're like a greased pig at a county fair. People will pay to try to catch your slippery, greasy, porcine body between their arms.
>>31541464It's so sexy when girls curse. :3
I must be low libido, i don't fantasize about having sex with random women i see walking around or mentally undressing them.
>>31541468This is your ex of 6 years? I've never dated anyone that long
>>31541360M Usually not but today I am
>>31541477I fantasize about having public sex on the beach with multiple women while horrified onlookers are forced to watch.
>>31541437Honestly it's so gross on the subway this time of year, and walking through a subway station during rush hour when half the people are shuffling around in their stupid flipflops blocking the escalators is my biggest pet peeve>>31541440idk, sure I have a slight phobia but I think the ones who fetishize feet might be closer to having an actual mental disorder
>>31541459Unironically, that behavior is known as "kancho", which is a prank among children in Japan. It's not necessarily the anus, just butt region. It's really just a Japan thing.
>>31541483well i just fantasize about holding hands with my imaginary gf
>>31541477Meanwhile I saw a hot guy behind the bakery counter and then fantasized all day about accidentally being locked in a closet with him and accidentally fucking
I wish women weren't so apathetic towards us
>do you like children>gender M No. I can tolerate them but I don't like being around them at all.
>>31541469I've tried bag clips
>>31541478Yeah. Just the part of flicking your nipples to get you wet brought back some nice memories, swirling and biting and lifting her tits with just my mouth.
>>31541492Did you like them?
>>31541485LIAR! It is the anus. I've seen Naruto.
>>31541282Muslim?
>>31541451That sucks, but I'm sure it's a temporary state. And better than a vodka bottle
>>31541496Naruto was a very homosexualistic series, wasn't it?
>>31541498Its temporary but the waiting is killing me. At least the vodka bottle can't leave. Just gotta keep trucking on, like yourself with the nausea.
>>31541496Busted.
>Where was femanon tonight? >This attention whore kind of hot. I could have her and feel good about it. >But I'd rather have Lauren. >I wonder why. >It would just ruin my illusion of her innocence, her purity. >Is that really what I want?
>>31541491Female, I love kids and get along with them really well
>>31541342This is a great one because just by using intentionally vague language like this men can immediately know what you mean and avoid you. I encourage women to keep doing this one for everyone's sake
>>31541506>I love kidsGross, it's really disgusting that you want to have sex with minors
>>31541499>Sasuke and Naruto's relationship>Kakashi's relationship with his teamIt kinda was, now that I think about it.
>>31541505What does this schizo babble mean?
>>31541506ss enjoyer spotted
>>31541507>my interpretation of this vague idea MUST be rightmale moment
>>31541499That's every shonen anime ever.
>>31541346If God exists he obviously meant for me to be mortal, die, and live among who enthusiastically kill their unborn children and drugs to kids and mutilate their genitals as normal.So I'm not interested in meeting or knowing such a God. If it's a test it's a very Jewish sort of test indeed and I have no interest in eternal life serving an actual eternal Jew.
>>31541493Lucky girl>>31541494Yeah it hurt in a good way
>>31541516>If God exists he obviously meant for meDid he?
>>31541415>No you must specifically admire me for being terrible or it's not real loveI remember noticing this about women back as a teen before they'd say it openly
>>31541519>it hurt in a good wayAnything else you would describe this way?
>>31541506If a guy straight up admitted to you they don't like children at all would that be something that attracted you less. I have literally never admitted that to any woman I was interested in. Same with dogs. "Awww they're great" then just make every effort to avoid both. I don't like lying but I also don't like being pigeonholed as a bad person for my preferences.
>>31541491MIm only good with kids between like 1 to 6. When they're a newborn, i feel like there just too fragile to play with. And then when they start becoming like a real conscious human, my tism starts kicking in and im like "wtf do i even talk to you about". But i'm good at hanging out with them when they're in that playful era
>>31541524https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dOsbsuhYGQ
>>31541519>Lucky girlThanks, kinda makes me feel warm and fuzzy. I can still hear the "unhh".
>>31541500Long distance relationship? That can be tough. Glad it's temporary, I'm hoping my nausea is too>>31541508Haha, very funny>>31541513I don't know what that means, and I'm guessing I don't want to know
>>31541514>Nothing means anything also my checking intuition and vibes teeheeDelusional tranny moment
>>31541523How do you get horrible from flawed?
>>31541531>Long distance relationship?Ah, no, I'm single. After living with my ex it's been hard to gear down into no intimacy.
>>31541520By definition of the described monotheistic creator entity, yes. Stop pretending to be retarded.
>>31541531>Haha, very funnyYour paedophilia isn't funny. You're sick and need mental health help before you hurt somebody.
>>31541531>I don't know what that means, and I'm guessing I don't want to knowWell too bad you're gonna know now, ss = straight shota
Am I doing enough for this man? Since it's a point of contention on here that women don't do as much in relationships.We are dating but live separately. It feels like it's never enough and if I'm left I want to know that my bases are covered. I also don't want him to leave, god knows.>pay his bills>buy him food, never split the bill>make him food >treat him to his vices sometimes, when I judge it's okay>exercise to stay in shape and get in better shape>start attending therapy to be stable for him>research his mental health problems so I can be there for him when he has flare ups>draw and paint his portrait repeatedly, we're both romantics>sex life is healthy, though his libido has tapered a bit and mine is the sameAnd for the future:>hope to make him my house husband when we live together>he is also interested in this
>>31541551Christ, you're going way too overboard, you must be head over heels. Good for you, it's nice to see puppy dog love still exists.
>>31541551Are you his mom or something?
>>31541551Sounds like a child, not a partner
>>31541543>Your paedophilia isn't funnyYou're right, it's sexy.
>>31541533Ha, it worked
How do I react when my crush calls another guy cute in my presence. God damn it makes me want to kill myself.
>>31541551>his libido has tapered a bitEven though you live apart? That’s weird, he should be bursting with sex every time he sees you
>>31541567>it makes me want to kill myself.That is how you should react.
>>31541525I really want to have children, so I wouldn't want to get involved with someone who didn't. It's good your not unnecessarily rude or negative about kids in front of other people, but if we were in the flirting stages or on a first or second date, I'd want to know your honest feelings so we wouldn't waste each other's time. I wouldn't think you're a bad person or anything, just incompatible
>>31541567Look for any features you might share with him
>>31541567Well, is she right? Is the guy cute?
>>31541567Just kill yourself on the spot, that'll show her
>>31541431truetbqh Im watching omegle vids where women show tits to big dicked guyswould women do this for random guys with average cocks on omegle?
>>31541539I know how that feels, it's not easy. Especially if you're the type to have trouble sleeping, which based on the drinking stuff I'm guessing you are. I always found it got easier, but it never really feels good being alone, or sleeping alone. Hope you're taking good care of yourself, anon
>Disillusionment strikes. >After all my pining for femanon, this-- her roommate. >The inevitable conclusion. >It's like bad poetry-- and then what? >I'm still hard, so I keep on going. >She's groaning now. Humping up, down, up. >Is it ever going to end? >I should never have done this. >I should have kept it innocent.
>>31541524I can think of a couple
>>31541601Are you going to share?
>>31541543Usually on here I get told I have daddy issues and have been groomed and all that. I guess this means I am truly old now>>31541546I had to look it up and now my nausea is back in full force
>>31541589Thanks, anon. I hope the pain at least slows down a bit, it has to be fair but sometimes it just rears up again. I appreciate the concern, I'm doing my best. Therapy and getting into cooking are very helpful.
>>31541603I don't want to get myself too riled up
femanon, I only did it with her because I'm in love with you
>>31541551Some of this sounds good, but some of it is pretty emasculating. He'll resent you on some level eventually, if he doesn't already
>>31541614>I don't want to get myself too riled upI do.
Since when does fucking someone else mean I'm not faithful to you?
>>31541555He's entertaining and cute. I do like him.>>31541557>>31541561It can be a fun dynamic to have. Maybe it turns me on, as fucked as it is.>>31541569We do sexual shit almost every time we're together, but he's gone from being insatiable to just sexual when we're alone together.It does make me insecure despite the relief of it being more manageable. No clue what to do about it. I have no reason to think he's cheating.
>>31541627Also samefag but does it seem like I do enough that he's lucky to have me and he'd be a fool to leave (so long as I don't abuse him)?That's my main question.
>>31541630>so long as I don't abuse himHoney the person in this relationship who's at risk of abuse is you.
>>31541627>he's gone from being insatiable to just sexual when we're alone together.Probably just lost the new car smell.
>>31541510Some online hispanic atoga whore
I no longer know who I am and feel like the ghost of a total stranger.
>>31541655>Aujourd’hui, maman est morte.
Where'd everyone go?
>>31541567"Hmm, I wonder what she says about me when I'm not around."
>>31541666nightie nite time
Everyone is watching anime nowadays.I got into Japanese culture (including anime) when I was seven, stopped when I was thirteen, because I wanted to fit in. That was around August 2016, and now it’s 2024 and I can’t get back into anime, just normal, mainstream Japanese culture. Any good, less cringeworthy recommendations?>21 year old lady
>>31541675Anime.
GenderHow often do you lie about how much you fuck?
>>31541678M. Never.
>>31541678MoogleNever, on both of those.
>>31541678Mive never had the opportunity to lie
>>31541588How am I even supposed to tell dick size through somebody’s shitty 240p webcam
>>31541675Dungeon Meishi is good
>>31541677>retard>>31541689I’ll try it
>>31541627Hmm. Have you sent him a lot of lewd pics/videos for him to enjoy at home? If he can see you 24/7 whenever he wants, perhaps that explains being less excited for meeting you in person.
>>31541678MNo reason to lie
>>31541675>ladyFind whichever anime girl is popular this season and cosplay her
I'm gonna fucking block her on everything if she doesn't reply in 30 minutes, i've had enough of this shit
>>31541693no human girl can match Frieren’s beauty
>>31541695kek, good luck
Men do you even like women? What is attraction/love like for you guys?
>>31541690>>retardAre you this rude to all of your friends?
>>31541697>freiren *vomit*Actual slop
>>31541697Good thing femanons are better than human girls. :3
>>31541704Yeah, women are great>attractionWarm fuzzy feelings, women are simply nice to be around>loveIdk lol
>>31541704>What is attraction/love like for you guys?Usually painful. Apparently I have a thing for taken women.
>>31541708t. ADHD zoomer who can’t enjoy anything without a nude scene or epic fight scene every 3 minutes
>>31541690I also wanna recommend AnoHana but thats just personal taste.
>How to help a self destructive partnerMy girlfriend is extremely depressed. She drinks to excess, and occasionally acts insane. I'm trying to help her but I can't keep an eye on her all the time. She continues to buy alcohol despite it being a bad idea, she's agreed to see a psychologist (again) and I'm going to try to get her to exercise more frequently. It's incredibly difficult to get her to engage in any positive behavior over an extended period of time and she relapses constantly. I don't want to wash my hands of her because I am somewhat responsible for this but I can't be her boyfriend a parent at the same time. Is there anything else I can be doing in this situation to improve it? I want to be supportive but her behaviour is making it very difficult. I'm sick of occasional violent outbursts and self destructive behavior. She is a wonderful person sober, and I have my own problems so it's like the blind leading the blind here
>>31541678 I have no reason to lie
>>31541704It's like this feeling that you want to be everything you can for them. You think of them, everything is framed through them and how they are. It's like I'm merging with them at a soul level. But I'm also mega clingy and romantic and most women don't want that.
>>31541675It might be time to rewatch Angel Beats
At first I thought there were things about her that I would never forget, but in the end, all I could think about was
>>31541675>stopped when I was thirteen, because I wanted to fit in. That was around August 2016Jesus fucking Christ I graduated in 2015. I'm so OLD WTF
>>31541724Was..?
>>31541700What is that supposed to mean
>>31541725>I'm so OLD WTFIt's grim, ain't it?
>>31541721I want that :/
>>31541731I'll be 27 in a month, not even that old but sometimes when it hits it's fucking brutal.
>>31541725I graduated in 2016 and sometimes the posts here make me wanna kms
>>31541705If we were friends,I wouldn’t be rude to you. Think.I’m taking a shower and going to bed now. Bye.
>>31541737>If we were friends,I wouldn’t be rude to you. Think.We could've been the best of frens..
>>31541725>>31541735Class of 2010 here, keep it down you whippersnappers
>we talked for 2 months online and didn't even start dating>i was drunk half the time>ghosted her because reasons>she wants "closure" nowThis isn't justified right? The fuck is there to give closure about?
>>31541740Thank you, that made me feel better
>>31541733It occurred to me a few months ago that I have a coworker who wasn't born yet when 9/11 happened. Felt like I'd been hit with a shovel.
>>31541761Its better if you dont, that way she'll think of you longer. Then you can come back in full force.
>>31541764Were you even sentient for 9/11
>>31541740Nta but same
>>31541765Lol I've learned from previous experiences not to give in anyway. They always want more.
>>31541732>most womenBut hey if you want to fuse our souls together and become one being, hmu ;)
>>31541769Sure. It's an early memory, but I remember it.
I'm down so bad
>>315417402008 here but I actually dropped out of high school kek
>>31541764I wasn't born yet
>>31541776Same bud.
>>31541776>>31541782For who?
>>31541783For each other :)
>>31541783Me.
>>31541783Just in general desu I'm ovulating
>>31541781How not born yet were you?
>>31541788dibs
>>31541783See>>31541788 but without the ovulation.
>>31541787Who are you?
>>31541704They have soft, smooth skin.They're very warm and great to hug. Their smell and hair smell melts you to a puddle. Their smile makes you want to make them happy.Their laugh is the ultimate ego boost.The nice ones you want to simp for badly.The caretaker ones you want to take care for badly.They dress cute and makes you want to look nicer.The fun ones you want to kiss.Them being scared or shy makes you want to protect them.Attraction and love feels like wanting to do everything to make their lives better. I do miss it.
>>31541793I am... The One.
>>31541794Gay.
>>31541791Piss off nigger I (you)ed her first.
>>31541704Its when I like her scent
>>31541799I thought that was a meme. How are you even smelling her?
I need a bimbo wife.
>>31541808Men can smell female pheromone.
You ever wish you could make a lonely boy feel special, just for one night?
>>31541808In person, when I hug her. I'm only half joking. I don't meant her fragrance either, I mean her actual scent.
>>31541808You know you can typically smell people who are near you and that women are easier to smell than men, right?
Men can you smell my pheromones?
>>31541675what have you seen?
>>31541816You're words on a screen. You don't have a smell. :(
>>31541816I want to smell your farts
>>31541675I only watch anime as much as I'd watch anything else, which has little meaning, and I don't watch much. It's just another medium. I started watching in 2016 lol, when I was a teen. I watched One Punch Man first cause it was popular - was very good. I then just looked up all the most highly rated ones because I don't want to waste my time watching something bad. Idk what you consider cringey, but to me it was Sword Art Online (highly rated but it turns out it's highly trash). My Hero Academia is also a little cringey too imo, but everyone seems to like it. Again, don't watch much, but the only two I'll recommend for any rando to ever watch is Death Note as an entry to anime, and Hunter x Hunter, whose 4th arc is like, damningly close to peak fiction over all mediums, imo.
>>31541813No, I'm not gay.
>>31541816I can accurately gauge whether or not you are ovulating by scent alone with 85% accuracy if we have been friends for longer than 3 months
>>31541813>but doctor... I AM the lonely boy
>>31541583>>31541669>>31541576I guess so. He's a nice guy. He's also about my height. She called him short but still think he's cute so there that at least.
>>31541813Yeah but I can't seem to find any lonely boys :(
>>31541831What kinda bullshit is this there's like 40 in here every day.
>>31541567Genuinely, some girls actually do this because they're trying to make you jealous. On the other hand, other girls will do this because they are passively establishing friend zone. Then, there are girls who innocuously consider you a good friend enough that she can express her feelings, which include which person they think is cute.Ideally, if you're smart enough, you know which type of girl you're working with. If you don't, maybe figure it out. If you actually are not on her radar, then just move on. Instead of pretending not to care, it's better to just not care anymore. Treat her like another pal. It's, almost freeing
>>31541831You are either not looking hard enough or are willfully ignoring them
Hey anon, how'd you like to play a game?
>>31541551Idk if "am I doing enough" is the best mindset to have in your position. How good it is to "be his mom"? But i mean, you do you if you like it.
>>31541837Is it a fun game or is this another clever ruse to try to rape unsuspecting anons?
>>31541837Oh boy, I love games. I hope this isn't some fucked up trial that is meant to make me appreciate my life that I've been taking for granted!
>>31541841It's very fun! No rape involved, as a matter of fact! >>31541842Hmm, I don't know it'll increase your appreciation of life, but I love the enthusiasm!All you have to do is imagine a cube in a desert!
>>31541845>No rape involvedThat's exactly what a raper would say...
>>31541845I rescue and adopt the tortoise.
>>31541845I am imagining the cube. Now what.
>>31541850Ahaha~ That IS what a raper would say! >>31541852I'm afraid the tortoise is very hostile!
>>31541853Tell me what the cube looks like. It's shape, its features, its material, its proximity to you. :)
Men, I'm going to be alone in a big city all day tomorrow. Is it safe to say that if I get no male attention at all I'm hideous?
>>31541551You are doing enough by far, and then some. Possibly even too much, since it sounds like you're taking responsibility of many aspects of their life on top of your own. If they're going to be a house husband, they'll need to put in some effort too.Not judging though or anything, you do you. You sound very sweet to be honest, and I just hope you don't burn yourself out taking care of him.And he would indeed be a fool to leave you or in any way ruin the relationship.>>31541678M. Never, no reason to lie about it.>>31541704Yes. I am married to a woman and I'm madly in love with her. Hard agree with what >>31541794 says.
>>31541858which city?
>>31541523Way to completely miss the point. What they're worshipping is the version of me they made up in their head that always does what they want/wears what they want/says exactly what they want. When the real you deviates from the made up idealized version they get pissy. It's not that I'm terrible it's just that I wanted a different haircut than they envisioned and ruined the fantasy.
>>31541860A city in America
>>31541858Running errands, or having a lil vacation.Also, nah, you just didn't meet the right person.
>>31541704For me, it's their voices. Also some of them are really kind. One of my best friends was a girl, but I lost contact with her. If I hadn't met her, I'd probably hate all women like most autistic loner guys
>>31541858You're overestimating how much attention people in big cities pay to each other.
>>31541863>Running errands, or having a lil vacation.Both >>31541863
>>31541837Is it a horny game? I'm so horny
>>31541856>ShapeCube>FeaturesSolid and Smooth, Huge, 3 stories tall I'd say, Dark Gray, some light from the dessert sun is being reflected off of it, It's floating about 1 story above the sand, there are no flaws to the cube and it does not look like something that could be entered.>MaterialSteel? Some sort of metal.>Proximity to youI did not place myself in this imagining but I did imagine a cactus near it's bottom right corner. I'm looking at it from a 3/4 perspective. If I'm using my camera's viewpoint as a placer for myself then I guess I'd be about half a block away?
>>31541858stay safe booboo
>>31541872>he knows it's in a desertHave you played this game before? How fun! So imagine a ladder. Where is it? How tall? In proximity to the cube? Is it horizontal or vertical or otherwise? Material?
>>31541869Sure, we can ERP! I'll go first.*Runs my hands up and down your back* You're a very good boy, you know that?
Both gendersHave you ever had sex on a chair?
>>31541881>>he knows it's in a desert>Have you played this game before?Nigger you said it was in the desert...
>>31541810I thought that was subconscious>>31541814What does she smell like?>>31541815Right
>>31541885I'm not a boy though
>>31541890>I thought that was subconsciousI'm built different.
>>31541886I've gotten a bj while sitting in one, does that count?
>>31541889I apologize! You're right! It's supposed to be in a desert, so you're doing well!>>31541891My bad! You're a very good girl. Why do you smell so damn good...
>>31541881You... you told me it was in the desert?...I have not played this game before...>Imagine a ladderImagining it now>Where is it?Its on the right side of the cube>How tallThe cube is floating so its just tall enough to lean up against the cube diagonally with a few extra rungs for me to step onto and touch the bottom quarter of the cube>ProximityLeaning on it diagonally>MaterialYellow ladder like in those cartoons, material unknown
>>31541893No that doesn't count.
How do I tell my gf that I have a thing for dirtiness? Like, I really love sweaty socks, dirty clothes, and bad smells in general, like unwashed butt/cooch. Oh and braps.
How likely is it that I have oral thrush after getting vaginal thrush? I've had a sore throat and I'm about to kill myself about this if it's true
>>31541896Yes I did, haha! I got distracted! Anyways, that is all very good. Now imagine a horse. Where is it? Is it free, or saddled? It's health and age? Colour, luster, etc. Where is it in proximity to the rest of your items? What is it doing? Does it seem satisfied or needy?
>>31541899I was with you in the first half but you lost me after you said unwashed butt/cooch.
>>31541895>Why do you smell so damn good...I washed and conditioned my hair, washed my body, rubbed lotion all over it, put on deodorant, rolled on perfume oil, sprayed fragrance, and used nice smelling hair products
>>31541902I've always been a dirty little shit. in high school I used to sneak in the girls bathrooms during gym and suck on used tampons. Any kind of bodily function is extremely attractive to me if it comes from a girl
>>31541903Oh my wow. No wonder you're so soft, too. Now I feel special, I can't wait to eat you...
>>31541901>Imagine a horseDope>Where is it?Directly under the cube, chilling in its shade, protected from the harsh dessert sun>Free or SaddledSaddled>Health and age?Its a healthy horse, I don't know its age but I'd assume its in its maturity and fully grown. >Color, luster, etcIts a brown horse with nice shiny hair, looks well groomed>Where is it in proximity to the rest of your itemsThe horse is directly underneath the center of the floating cube, I'd say its a few rooms away from the ladder?>What is it doingChilling, he also has a water trough in case he gets thirsty>Does it seem satisfied or needy?He's vibing, seems satisfied to me
>>31541890>What does she smell like?I will not be explaining further, if anyone else wants to answer for me then they can.
>>31541908Cool, very good! Now I want you to imagine a storm. Tell me it's intensity, its proximity to you and/or the cube. Is it far off? Close? Is it buffeting you? Is it mild or furious? Any specific characteristics about the storm that stand out?
>>31541911Why not?
>>31541907Are you M or F?
>>31541899Liking sweat is fine, but can you see how calling it “bad smells” might be insulting?
>>31541918I am an M, ma'am.
>>31541913>Any specific characteristics about the storm that stand out?It's raiiiining men! Hallelujah, it's raining men!
>>31541913>Imagine a stormDang, I hope my horse is okay>IntensityI'd call it strong but not worryingly so>Proximity to you and/or the cubeIt's above us raining down on us, I wouldn't say we are in the eye of the storm but we are pretty close to it>Is it buffeting youI'd use a less intense word but it is definitely affecting me>Mild or FuriousMild>Any specific characteristics?Just very grey, some lightning in the distance too
>>31541920Prove it
>>31541903Why did you do all that? Is your goal to drive men insane?
>>31541919nta but he really means bad smells
>>31541925I like being and feeling clean
>>31541925>Is your goal to drive men insane?Is this not the goal of all foids?
>>31541923Hmm, okay. Final question is: I want you to imagine flowers. Where are they? Are they interspersed throughout the desert, or centralized around the cube, etc. How many types of flowers are there, if any? Colours? Vibrancy? Do they seem healthy or malnourished or what have you? This is the last question and I'll give you your summation after.
>>31541916I do not want to think of women
>>31541928The cleaner you are, the dirtier we can get.
>>31541924https://voca.ro/17kUzns8jATB
Why won't anon fuck me?
>>31541928You were clean BEFORE you applied multiple scents… that made you a cloud of sex
>>31541935Fake, I bet you got your brother to record this for you, there are no boys on 4chan
>>31541936Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard. I'd fuck me so hard
>>31541938But it feels good to be a cloud of sex
>>31541939What further proof do you need? Do I need to post my hand or something?
>>31541940Yea I'd fuck the shit out of you
>>31541942Language like that is going to get you spanked young lady.
>>31541936I got bored, sorry!
>>31541932>imagine flowersOkay>Where are theyHaphazardly strewn around the cube, they are poking out from the sand. There are none directly underneath the cube.>Are they interspersed through the desert or centralized around the cubeThey are mostly around the cube, I have not imagined much past the cube and its general area.>How many types of flowers?Its just one type but its in many different colors>Colors?Pink, Yellow, White, Red. All solid colors none mixed>VibrancyVarying degrees, some are pastel some or more intense in color.>Do they seem healthy or malnourished?Healthy flowers, there is nothing wrong with them aside from the fact that they are growing in a dessert. i.e in an unnatural environment for them
>>31541942Yes it does, I’m just saying that “I like being clean” and “I like frying male brains with my presence” are very different things
>>31541739I’m just now reading this. Sorry for being rude. We still can’t be friends though (4channers, especially, are creepy.
>>31541951>>31541932I should mention that after imagining the flowers the storm did stop
>>31541953I'm hardly ever even around men anon
>>31541957Nah, it's fine, I'm used to girls being mean to me.It didn't bother me that much, only a little bit hurt.
>>31541945Oh no haha don't spank me, that would be the worst!
>>31541817Glitter forceFruits basketPlastic memoriesChobitsMary and the witch’s flowerStuff like that
It's not fair that women can be wet for hours when men can't be hard for just as long. What's up with that?
>>31541964*hits you with belt buckle*
>>31541962Sorry again then :(
>>31541969Okay, being real now, it didn't bother me at all, I was still playing it up. :^PDon't worry.
>>31541968Ouch
>>31541951Okay, very good. So, just to preface: everything here is my translation and opinion, it may not actually apply to you.The cube is you. The fact it's solid and smooth makes me think you view yourself as very foundationally strong but with no quirks or errors, a very plain but firm person. The hugeness makes me think you either have a large ego, or you see yourself in relation to the world as imposing and larger than life. The dark grey colour, with the fact that its floating and can't be entered, makes me think you're very walled off from the world, and you don't like letting others get close.The ladder is your goals, or how close/how good you feel about accomplishing them. The fact that the ladder is against the cube and gives you a path to it means that you feel as if your goals are in reach, maybe not in totality as you aren't reaching over the cube or what have you, but you can at least accomplish some of what you want. The material suggests, to me at least, that a lot of your basis for these goals came from your past childhood and you've carried them with you for a long time, the yellowness meaning they've obvious to you, you know what you want.The horse is your lover. Honestly, your description is very beautiful. You want to nurture your lover, and you're a thoughtful lover, having left it a trough. However, you're also a controlling lover, because A) its saddled. B) its directly underneath you. You see yourself as a protector for your lover as well as a provider. You want/have someone who wants to be under your protection and stewardship.The storm represents your fears, or more specifically, your fears of not accomplishing what you want in your life. The fact that your first thought was of your lover was very noble and beautiful, it genuinely touched my heart lol. The intensity of it seems to say that you're, subconsciously at least, afraid of how many issues you seem to be facing, even if on your face you're brave and unafraid. 1/2
>>31541965>Fruits basketoriginal or remake
>>31541961Ooh… so just the idea of “I smell great, I bet men would really love me right now”?
>>31541976Both>>31541970Okaaaayyyy :)
>>31541973The fact that its proximity is on "us" IE you and your lover is touching, because you feel a very close bond to your lover and a willingness to face the storm together, even if its still coming closer to you. The mild nature, though, does suggest that it's not something out of your control that you cannot handle. The greyness could represent an emotional turmoil, like you may feel that deep down, some sort of sadness or anger is stopping you, with the lightning in the distance representing a fear of worse things that could come.The flowers are your loved ones besides your lover, friends, family, etc. Since they're strewn about the cube, you feel that they are in your life at varying degrees, and you aren't exactly overtly protective of them like your lover. One type but many colours seems to suggest that you view a lot of your family and friends as similar, but they also add many different things to your life via the different colourations, same with the vibrancy. The healthiness of them suggests you have good interpersonal relationships. Feel free to tell me if I'm right or wrong or anything at all. Thanks, I had a lot of fun! Your loving nature is very beautiful. 2/2
>>31541978I do it for myself
>>31541984Hm… I guess I can understand that, even I like having scented candles around for myself as a moid, so making yourself the candle must be nice too :)
New thread when?
>>31541990Never.It's over.Women won.Lonely men lost.
>>31541990Never. /atoga/ wasn't renewed for another season, this is the last episode.
>>31541990Now>>31541996>>31541996>>31541996
>no. you can't give your child a ipad or smartphoneHow do I respond. Listen isn't an answer. We all ended up here anyway.
>>31541973>>31541983This was a great game, I'm gonna have to keep this one in my back pocket for future use. >Cube assessmentOverall pretty accurate, I do consider myself a rather plain person and the read on me being a walled off person that doesn't like letting others get close was dead on. I'd argue against the large ego though.>LadderDidn't even consider that the ladder could bring me to the top of the cube. Material: Another accurate assessment, a lot of my goals are rooted in my childhood and what I want for myself.Color: Again another good assessment, In my eyes my goals are obvious to me>HorseThis was my favorite part to read and imagine. Thank you for the kind words. Being a protector and provider is ultimately what I think I should provide in a relationship. >StormIntensity: Yeah, I'm definitely afraid of how many issues I'm facing right now but I know that I can solve them in time.Color and Lightning: Yeah...>FlowersThats right on the money for how I view my loved ones.>Flower HealthI did have good interpersonal relationships before my spat of depression but as of recent I haven't been talking to anyone but I know I can start back up. Great game, thanks for being GM
>>31541704I don't like women at all, some are nice to look at and I love a few of them, not necessarily because they are women.Being in love makes me feel like an excited puppy, I can't go an hour of my life without thinking about her, I want to make sure she's happy and that she feels safe and protected around me.
>>31541886M, Tried for a minute, didn't like the rhythm we had on it and tried something else
>>31540902it's also considered sad/shameful and in many cases illegal
