I see a lot of woman these days have very fat butts where I live. Not sure if its a genetic thing or not but I'm curious what woman feel about fashion choices when it comes to something like that? I feel like most fashion is designed to show off how fat the butt is cause i usually see it bounce and jiggle a lot when they walk by in shorts or tights or whatever. I'm wondering if woman are happy with that or if they would prefer something fashion wise that doesn't show it off too much.

My friends girlfriend said I remind her of Geoffrey from GoT, but not in a negative way. Idk how you could say that in a non-negatove way. She also added me to close friends on insta so I guess she doesn't hate me? Ok.

I'm improving my pure love for women. Women please tell me one feminine thing you did today that will make me love you more

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If your significant other asked you to wear a sexy cosplay of a female character from a video game would you consider it cheating since he's attracted to pixels which are not you?

>>31902490
No, that's fine. I doubt I could cosplay any characters anybody likes, though. Not the right hair/body shape/skin color usually.

>>31902541
Would you be offended if he/she is attracted to a video game character whose body looks very different than yours?

>>31902557
It's just a character, that's fine. Fantasies are different than reality. As long as they aren't putting their favorite fictional characters on a pedestal at my expense, then I don't see the harm in enjoying them. I have weird fictional crushes, too.

>>31901911
idk, i usually wear tight and thick jeans that i imagine don't jiggle at all. am 105 lbs so i don't think i have a fat butt lol.

>>31902603
we're gonna have to take a look and decide for ourselves :)

>>31902256
>but not in a negative way
Probably meant just looks-wise, or that you're very prideful, which isn't always bad.

>>31902606
nta but why can't you just go look at a pic or video of a butt in jeans on YouTube or google

>>31902603
How small are you

>>31902256
that's not terrible, she just means you've got a princely air.

I had a girl tell me I look like one of the guys that fights Batman after the Joker says "get 'em!"

Women and shit are the same thing. There's no difference.

>>31902619
its not you

>>31902633
You can use shit to fertilize a field, I haven't seen a woman under 50 grow anything though.

>>31902622
5'5". you can see my ribs a bit but i also don't look extremely underweight since i have fat in my legs, it all goes to my legs.

>>31902633
They get off on being abused and insulted. If you want to disgust them, say you're into femdom and want to eat them out.

>financially support bf with agreement he would care for the house
>move him in
>he slowly starts playing video games all day and does few chores
>he requests I make him dinner after I work and do my workout and buy him things
>he initially tried getting sex on demand but seems to have realized that's fucking stupid to expect
Is this fixable or what?

>>31902655
>>31902633
>t. fags with abuse fetishes
Death to all feminine men and faggots

>>31902648
>That's actually not even very underweight
Damn that one guy was right, you legit could just pick up a full grown woman of fairly average height with 1 arm and throw her no issue at all

>>31902663
Speak for yourself, retard.

>>31902660
No, he's taking you for granted and sees you as his mommy figure. There's no coming back from that, once he sees you as his "mommy", he won't treat you romantically ever again.

>>31902665
yeah i think i am a bit above the "minimum normal weight". but seeing my ribs so clearly makes me feel like i am underweight lol. i was underweight for most of my life so maybe that has something to do with it.
but yeah i guess it depends on how strong you are since i'm not petite (short).

>>31902671
>feminine
>whiny
>male
It's a faggot 100%

>>31902684
No, you're below weight by like 10 pounds. You ARE underweight.
But 105 pounds isn't even 50 kilograms. Its more than most men can comfortably throw around, but for me, its literally light weight.

>>31902672
Fuck. I enjoyed the idea of being his woman husband. What a shame.
I still see him romantically and almost brought him home some flowers yesterday, but thinking of this future makes me want to put his head through a wall and see terror on his face. I guess that's common enough for husbands to feel so maybe I am getting the husband experience.
I'd never so such a thing because it is morally incorrect. Of course.

I stopped getting the flu years ago, but instead of the flu, whenever I'm sick (rarely) nowadays, it's always this weird disease where I produce excess saliva and constantly randomly burp even if I haven't eaten anything. Is this covid? I get this sickness maybe once every 6 months, otherwise I'm never sick.

>>31902692
oh alright, I get a bit confused since I switch between using freedom units and metric.
also I think I am actually 110lbs, not 105lbs. I think that's either very slightly underweight or almost underweight. so perhaps I am "almost light weight".

>>31902660
See >>31902672
I did the house husband thing for a couple of years, during that time I'm proud to say my wife did not cook one meal, did not clean one dish, did not do one load of laundry, and never mopped or dusted. My wife came home to a clean home, a hot meal, and a kid that was bathed, fed, and asleep, never once did she have reason to ask "what am I getting out of this?" What exactly are you getting out of this? Is your bf in some kind of education or training program or are you as the other anons said just playing surrogate mommy?
>he might be depressed
so he's sad and lazy, same diff.

>>31902710
>Still not even 50 kg lol
I would tie you to my back and go hiking

>>31902696
I think there was one famous old woman who said once you start doing a man's laundry, he will start seeing you as a caretaker/mother, not a woman he loves and whom he wants to protect. I don't base my own opinion 100% on just this one person ofc, but personally if I ever get married, I will try to make sure I'm never put into a caretaker role, I would always prefer to be the one who is cared for, simply because the man will lose feelings if you start taking care of him too much.

>>31902723
>I would tie you to my back and go hiking
a true romantic i see.

>You find out your bf/gf has made youtube mukbangs
How do you feel about this?

>>31902696
>I enjoyed the idea of being his woman husband
A lot of men say they want to be house husbands because they imagine it as just gaming all day and maybe ordering dinner. If a man can't cook you a four course meal that tastes good and costs less than $10 per person he's not worth keeping in your home.
>I am getting the husband experience
Maybe the modern one where you get a woman who knows how to do fuck all around the house, sounds like you got the gender flipped version of the woman who thinks housework is degrading but also doesn't want to work.

Men and women, would you marry someone who has student debt? If so what’s the maximum you’re willing to work with?

>>31902696
>>31902660
Sounds like you two neglected to have a proper conversation about expectations. When he asks you to make dinner do you do it? Do you refuse? Have you told him that you expect him to take care of that? Does he argue back? Do you end up doing it anyway?

>>31902756
Are they fat? If not, I don't see an issue

>>31902767
No lol

>>31902784
My logic is that if you marry someone who has student debt then that’s just one more thing to worry about when it comes to paying for a wedding or just extra bills when it could be used otherwise. Am I going about this right?

>>31902795
Nta but you seem mildly autistic at the very least. Most young people have student debt when they get into their first serious relationship, but the debt is gone by the time they get married (if they get married) in 4-6 years if they have a job.

>>31902713
NTA but glad to hear this happens. We're considering doing this when we have kids since I work a more lucrative field. Can you tell me more about your experience? Would you be candid with me about how you two have addressed your internal conceptions of masculinity and femininity? I feel like some people go too far into "gender roles are dead, the modern marriage is 100% identical on both sides, there is no difference between a man and a woman" but imo that's a bit unrealistic.

But maybe I'm just too autistic to do it naturally. I tend to spend a lot of time breaking down the details of social dynamics in order to understand them and handle the situation effectively. Maybe you two didn't have to be so deliberate about it.

>>31902767
M

Really depends on their earning power and how much we're talking. I might be willing to just pay it off entirely for the right woman if it's $50k or less, but if it's like six figures of debt for a liberal arts degree then we're getting a prenup that says that shit is hers and hers alone. Being honest I have a hard time imagining myself getting to the "let's get married" stage with a woman who has crippling debt in the first place.

>>31902724
>>31902713
Hmm. He's going on a trip to see family soon, when he comes back I'll just have an open conversation of my expectations I guess.
I have a history of coldly dropping partners over far less so he should feel threatened enough. He's cute but being overworked will make me evil. It cannot save him.
>>31902780
I did address dinner recently because I ended up making it when I came home one night to him being on the phone. I needed to eat then sleep so I just made it for us both.
He then asked me to do it again so I addressed my problem. I thought the tasks associated with staying at home were clear but maybe not.
>>31902757
He is a great cook which is what pains me. It started off so well.
>sounds like you got the gender flipped version of the woman who thinks housework is degrading but also doesn't want to work
All my sympathies to men right now.

>>31902812
>He's cute but being overworked will make me evil. It cannot save him.
good attitude, 5/5

>>31902803
I’m not autistic but I have no debt and my girlfriend owes $27k. She has kind of pushed to get married and I have stated she should pay off her debt to free up cash.

>contest with my cousin when we were about 11
>drank coffee as hot as we can stand it
>stand outside for 30 minutes in 90+ degree weather
>whoever passed out first loses
>another contest
>drink as much water as we could with multiple cousins this time
>whoever holds the water in as long as possible without throwing up wins
Anyone else have a dumb and funny childhood?

>>31902805
So essentially we were married and had kids, I was out of work despite a fairly lucrative degree field, and she had a well paying and secure job. It just made sense that I'd stay home and do kids and housework for a couple of years. During this period I worked part time from home off and on, usually making like $20-40k a year so it's not like I wasn't contributing anything to household expenses. Still, we basically agreed that I'd do all of the housework, cooking, and majority of the childcare.
>conceptions of masculinity
I basically just tried to get as good as possible at "guy things" like home repairs and I also maintained a very good physique during those years, and still do. It's very hard for her coworkers to mog you when you have a six pack at 30 and can fix cars and washing machines, I also made sure to attend any work event of hers so her coworkers could see what the competition was.

I also got really skilled at cooking and cleaning, to the point where I still do most of it it's just like 80/20 now instead of 100% me like it used to be. It's also very hard for a woman to get resentful when she comes home to a well ordered home. It's not a 100% bulletproof plan, but basically a house husband must treat his role with the same seriousness and diligence as a job, and your "job" is to look good, make food, and keep the house operating.

>>31902847
okay that's way too much. in my country about 5k is very common, only doctor students might have 27k debt.

>>31902849
No, my childhood was pure hell and scary.

>>31902767
>>31902795
Many people are often willing to weather some hardships for the chance to live their life with someone they love.
There is a line, of course, but I couldn't give you an exact number for my personal limits. Here are some factors I'd consider:

>The monthly payment and length of loan
>Their knowledge about how loans work and how to pay it off effectively.
>Our respective incomes and bills
>Our respective spending habits
>How we each would want to spend our extra money and on what, how much we would have to restrict that, whether they are being realistic with the money they spend
>Our larger financial goals (home, kids, vacations, large purchases, etc)
>Our preferred timeline on those goals and how much they'd be delayed by the loan payments
>How their credit will impact these financial goals (eg mortgage)

Probably more

>>31902849
Wtf?? Did you play normal things like gta with sticks outside, musical chairs, hide and seek and tag, etc?

>>31902812
>I thought the tasks associated with staying at home were clear but maybe not
By clear do you mean assumed due to "common sense"? Or did you actually talk about it?

>>31902859
>Suuuuch a victim

>>31902849
did you guys get in trouble

a girl at work sometimes will casually/briefly touch my arm when she talks to me
she's also mentioned my "muscles" a couple of times
like, that's a sign, right? she wouldn't just do that for no reason?

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How do I apologize to my girlfriend?

>girlfriend asks me to play the Megaman Maker level she created
>I tell her it's not very good
>she starts crying
This memory will haunt me.

>>31902877
Just how it was. Being an adult is way better, I don't have to be afraid of people anymore, I can scare people myself now.

>>31902894
Yeah ignore them, that person's a shithead.

>>31902894
>>31902899
Don’t get mad at me because you want to victimize yourself and cry about your childhood. No one cares. Suck a dick.

>>31902857
We are in America. I told her it’s smarter to destroy the debt. I was thinking about movin her in so she could just focus her cash towards the loans and destroy them. Opinions?
>>31902862
She wants to be married in a couple years but I don’t feel comfortable with the debt she has because if we want to get married having no debt is the best start possible. She owes $27k. I have a house so a plan I considered was move her in and the money she makes basically goes toward the loans.

>>31902916
Not the original anon but you're a really stupid person and don't even realize it. Less of an insult and more of an observation.

>>31902856
Thank you for your perspective! That makes sense. I hope it'll work out for us in the same way.

>>31902928
>thinking you’re smart and trying a backhanded insult
Whatever you say, cunt. It sounded like it was whining so I called it a victim. Don’t like it? Ignore it, projecting faggot.

>>31902917
>If we want to get married having no debt is the best start possible
If you don't plan on breaking up, what changes after you get married? You don't have to move forward with financial milestones like a home and kids until you're ready, even if you're married. It sounds more like you don't trust her yet and you don't want to have to go through divorce if she doesn't get her act together. Unless it's that one of you (or your families/culture) insist on an expensive wedding. That's more of a practical thing. "This is how much that wedding will cost. This is our budget. Either we have a cheaper wedding or we wait until our budget matches our vision."

>the money she makes basically goes toward the loans
Yeah this is more about how realistic your budget is and how responsible she is keeping it. Have you run the numbers? I'm not sure how much of this is your fear of debt as a concept and how much is an accurate assessment of reality.

>>31902962
>noooo never express a negative emotion
Braindead macho faggot.

>>31902978
There you go! There it is! I said no one cares about your negative emotions and you’re angwy about it like I thought you’d be. Mega LOL
I’m done with you now. Realize that no one cares about how you feel, bitch. <3

>>31902991
Nah, just don't like that you shit on the anon for nothing. A simple one sentence post. Do better and stop being a scumbag.

>>31902881
My dad beat the shit out of me

Girls, how would you feel if your bf payed for sex?

On a very drunk weekend bender Iv had sex with 3 hookers in 2 days and i'd never do it again. Gf asked if iv ever payed for sex but I danced around the question until another topic came up. I'm going to tell her but I just wanna know what generally women think about that sort of thing.

>>31903013
Do you not know how to spell "I've"

>>31902968
Appreciate the thought out response. Just FYI, I have a house. So that parts covered. I’ve just been in debt long enough and am finally out of it bar a mortgage. I just don’t want to get into debt again because marriage makes everyone’s debt…everyone’s debt. Plus if kids come into the picture and she stays with the kids for a bit, having no loans makes this much easier. You might have a point where I might be a little afraid because the future is unknown. But finances can stress me out.

>>31902660
>living together outside of marriage
>sex outside of marriage
>subsidizing a lazy coomer
Not fixable, but predictable

is it gay to put baby oil on your face

Going to do a few lines of ket and lay in bed. Suggested music? I'm thinking The Planets suite.

>>31903033
It aint straight

>>31903017
I think it's reasonable to not be thrilled about the situation and to want to put things off until finances are more stable. I think you'd feel better if you had the objective data laid out for you. Either it'll look doable or you'll have your concerns validated. It would also give you a talking point with her since it sounds like she's pushing back.

You should know things like, at the rate she's going now, how long until it's paid off? If she moved in with you, how much more would she be able to pay and how would that impact the timeline? If you're going to tell her "I won't get married until the debt is gone", you should both know exactly how long that will be.

>>31902849
When I was a young boy, my father, left me with some kids, to play around and stuff
I sat on a car, upside down, smile on my face, soon turned into a frown
I fell off and crack my head
In hindsight this was probably the first sign of how poor we were since they just took an entire chicken out of the freezer and put it on my head instead of seeing a doctor about my actual cracked open skull

26M. I'm about to go and try to find someone nice after 8 years of doing absolutely nothing relationship-wise. Had huge health issues, long story.

I'm perfectly fine now if not a little behind in life. Average looking, no huge expectations, but the part of my brain in charge of talking to people has...uh...degraded.

Tell me, what should I look out for when I start trying to date? I don't mind taking my time, I just don't want to end up making huge mistakes because I missed something.

Thanks in advance.

>>31903044
>Average
>Male
Lol
If using apps, to be 99% ignored because female standards are fucking absurd and 3/10 fat bitches want a 10/10 guy
If in person to be rejected a lot
How tall are you?

>>31903044
see >>31903054
Apps are not an option, they're stacked pretty badly against men in general, even if you're chad with six figures you can do way better with girls irl. Check out your social circle and ask if your friends and family know anyone who is single.

>>31903041
That makes me sad, hope you’re okay now

>>31903054
>>31903067
I don't want to try apps for reasons you've already stated - It seems to just be a gold mine.

>Check out your social circle.
No one stuck around after I became bedridden for years. My social circle is my online friends.

> ask if your family knows anyone who is single.
This can work, but my family is not very understanding and may humiliate me for a very long time for this. I'd rather not.

I'm more interested in how people date IRL if that's even a thing these days. I guess nothing stops me from just loitering in a bar but something tells me this is pointless today.

My failsafe is getting into some kind of group activity that isn't a sausage fest, but I want to actually test the waters first. (and also, finding something I actually like will take a bit)

>>31903039
I definitely have answers for the second part of your post. I think having the information available physically so it can be worked out would be great. It’s just she was verbal about a rough time line on what she would like but I need to be realistic with her about what’s possible and when, so neither of us gets screwed financially.

dodnt say hew tall he is
manlt conformed

How do I ask out a guy that I work with? What do I say to him, what do I do after if he says yes? Or no?

I'm 24F, diagnosed autist, never done this before and I don't want to put him off or make things awkward between us (he's more senior in the team than me). He's always super patient and kind to me and doesn't make fun of me like some of the other guys do here.

>>31902849
>teacher tells Student A to watch the class and bitch snitch on whoever talks
>my “friend” talks to me and I make sure my mouth stays closed so I don’t get told on
>teacher comes back and the bitch snitch tells on my friend and me
>friend lies and said she wasn’t talking
>I tell teacher “I didn’t open my mouth at all; it was her that said something, not me” when she asks “why were you talking”
>teacher then said “why are you snitching”
>I said “you fucking asked me you dumb nigger”
>I didn’t get in trouble with my parents; they just tell me not to call people that
>got two weeks in school suspension and don’t go to her class for that time
>I flat out ignore her until they take me out the class
>I was about 9

>>31903103
Don't do it

>>31901911
i don't like being ogled, so i try to wear things that are loose in general. never wear tights in public. i wish i could wear shorts without them huggin my ass so much because they're really comfy.

>>31902849
Enjoy your cancer

>>31903089
Sounds like you have a good head on your shoulders. If you have evidence to back up your reasoning, you'll be fine.

>>31903106
Why not?

>>31903084
Do not loiter in a bar. As a matter of fact, stay away from bars as humanly possible. Hit the gym, keep looking after your health. What kind of hobbies? Meeting people in real life is scary at first but more rewarding because you can cut out the bullshit

>>31903103
They call this "don't shit where you eat". There might even be policies (written or unspoken) that senior staff are not allowed to date juniors. This would only be okay if it was a large company, he worked in a department that basically never interacts with your department, and he will never have any authority over you.

The reason why not is that it can cause issues at work around favoritism and if you break up, the reverse. People view it as a ticking time bomb for drama.

need to pee
>no gf to drink my pee
why is life so cruel

>>31903122
If he is an older guy and your superior then you're putting him in a very awkward position. If he accepts then he might get in trouble with HR. If he denies, he might think you'll get mad and report him to HR anyways. All guys have heard the horror stories of office environments fucking over men

>>31903114
That doesn’t even make sense but sure

>>31903124
Already hitting gym, it's going well.

Why should I avoid bars?

Hobbies: Hiking, fishing, coding. None of these seems particularly viable for finding someone. So far I'm under the assumption that I'll have to find something new.

>>31903137
>Water drinking contests lead to water intoxication
>Standing in the sunlight causes skin cancer
>Driking very hot fluids causes throat cancer
Does it make more sense now?

>>31903141
bro literally every other woman lists
>traveling and hiking
as their hobby
its go-to npc "a man should pay to take me somewhere cool" hobby

>>31903130
>>31903132
He's only 4 years older than me, and he's technically only my superior in the sense he's been here longer. We work in separate teams with separate managers.

>>31903054
Oh yeah, I missed the last line here. I'm 6'0''.

>>31902767
Male
Probably not, just because the kinds of women to get student debt are unlikely to be what I'm looking for in a wife.
Either she got a meme degree, and not only has poor money management skills but also probably a leftist; or she actually got a high-powered degree in something like STEM, law, or medicine, and presumably intends to use it (so she wouldn't want the same thing in a relationship as I would).

>>31903150
So what? It doesn’t mean I’ll definitely get cancer, you mong. Even without doing those things, I could get cancer.

>>31903103
>asking out a man who is your superior
If I were a man I would not only decline I'd seek to get you transferred or at least never interact with you again. Any halfway intelligent man doesn't date coworkers and especially not a junior report

>>31903152
I know what you mean, but I don't think it's going to do much for me? Sure, if I hit it off with someone I can take her to a nice place, maybe make some bbq...but I have to hit it off with someone first!

>>31903103
Yea don’t shit where you eat

>>31903103
Corner him in the break room and tell him to push you over a table and fuck you.

>>31903162
Ok you probably jump off a bridge then because even without jumping from a bridge you could die from head trauma

>>31903120
Thanks for the advice. Have a good day

>>31903171
It's pretty easy actually.
>compliment
>Hey you want to have coffee some time?

>>31903103
Don't make the mistake of thinking that a guy saying yes to a date means he actually likes you, let alone is thinking long-term.
That is the mindset which puts you on the fast track to being used or taken for granted.

>>31903141
Bars are full of unsavory people and don’t have the best reputation. Not saying everyone there is a shit eater but if I was to roll the dice. Dude hiking and fishing are great. I’m gonna be honest, you’d be surprised the amount of girls that would love to have you eventually take them to the lake or stream. Don’t start with that, think small like coffee and tea. If you want more hobbies, do so because you want to. It’s genuine this way. I gotchu mang

Brian Atlas is the voice of a generation

>>31903103
Sadly it's probably a bad idea.
I wish it wasn't, people used to meet their spouse at work.
But we live in hell where nothing good happens.

>>31903181
>you probably jump off a bridge
>English 100
>”without jumping from a bridge you could die from head trauma” Yes…? I know this
Now you’re really not making any sense. I don’t know what drugs you’re taking, but need to lay off them and stop arguing over nothing.

>>31903186
Again, if a female report asked me out I'd politely decline and then probably shoot an email to HR documenting the situation and that I said no. Following up I'd distance myself from that employee to the extent possible. I've done this before, it's not that the women are doing anything wrong necessarily it's just that I don't want to deal with it. Most men won't go as far as I do, but most men in management positions have the same thought process to some degree.

I am 28 and around 38% BMI. Can I really lose the weight before 30? I am female and I’m also worried about loose skin. I also don’t really have any support circles IRL that advocate for dieting and exercise. Feels a little hopeless

Which thread should I post in?

>>31901866
Men who plan on getting married eventually, would you find it too taboo or weird if your girlfriend proposed to you instead of the other way around?

>>31903208
Diaper thread on /d/

Will science ever figure out why girls despise short men?

>>31903041
>When I was a young boy, my father
I thought this was about to be a meme post.
Did you suffer any long term complications?

>>31903198
>Letting corporations fuck with your life this much
God I'm glad I'm not living in Burgerland

>>31903213
Yes
Please don't because I will say no

>>31903217
just your Dark Empath powers to understand why she don't want you, man

>>31903217
It already has.
Short = less capable in a fight, slower runner, unable to carry as much weight; and signals lower testosterone, smaller caloric intake. And probably many other factors

>>31903213
I would be happy if a girl proposed to me but I'm ugly and old so my opinion is worthless

Sabrina Carpenter kinda looks like a garden gnome.

>>31903198
>Again, if a female report asked me out I'd politely decline and then probably shoot an email to HR documenting the situation and that I said no. Following up I'd distance myself from that employee to the extent possible. I've done this before, it's not that the women are doing anything wrong necessarily it's just that I don't want to deal with it. Most men won't go as far as I do, but most men in management positions have the same thought process to some degree.
Based

>>31903204
>before 30
I was 38 BMI in September 2022 and I was 26 BMI by the same time 2023 and same weight now.
>diet and exercise
Just go to your doctor and ask about weight loss drugs, if you don't want ozempic just ask for a speed pill like phentermine, combine that with diet and exercise and you'll be looking awesome in a year or so.
>loose skin
Might be an issue, might not, kind of a dice roll depending on your age and stuff. I speak from experience that loose skin is very preferable to being fat. Worst case scenario you get plastic surgery for it at 35.

>>31903189
You know, I came here for advice, but your post was nothing short of encouragement. Thank you anon, perhaps I needed to hear that.

>>31903070
Could be better, could be worse.

>>31903218
Dunno. I'm autistic, maybe related, but my dad also dropped me on the head as a child so that could be it, or issues in the womb.
Ain't dead though so can't complain

>>31903238
she looks like your average CFA worker

>>31903213
Not taboo, but certainly unexpected. I'd honestly be worried that she would eventually resent me for not proposing first

>>31903238
She looks good as the epitome of a 'pretty English girl' but she needs to lose some weight.

>>31902631
This is kinda fucked up

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>>31903247
Go get after you bastard

Men, entertain me. Now

>>31903208
momcest general

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I was listening to a video, and I guess my phone thought I was talking to it, and it said "Okay, I changed it."
I don't know what the fuck it did! How do I fix whatever just happened?

>>31903265
*starts tap dancing*

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>>31903259
I chose to take it as a positive, the joker's goons are usually in pretty good shape

>>31903265
*unzips dick*

>>31903265
Kiss my ass, JH.

>>31903265
I could show you my dick. It's very entertaining because it's so small

>>31903261
Ngl, that spot looks comfy

>>31903265
Fuck off, cunt.

AM gonna lie

>>31903271
these guys are all twinks

>>31903281
Tsundere kun!!1! :3

State gender
What do you think about the dihydrogen monoxide issue? I heard it is everywhere now and even in our water pipes. I think it should be banned

>>31903285
Leave me the fuck alone unless you want me to wear your ass like a boot.

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>>31903265
*pees standing up*

>>31903287
Bro everyone else heard this joke from their high school chemistry teacher too.

I need an ATOGA boyfriend

>>31903294
Impressive

>>31903308
Go away

>>31903287
When I was young they said we were 90% dihydrogen monoxide, but now it's only 70%, so I guess environmental regulations are having an impact.

>>31903308
This one is single, ladies! >>31903291

>>31901866
How should a first date end? Is a goodbye kiss or hug obligatory, even though the date may be the first time actually seeing each other irl?

>>31903323
Kill yourself

>>31903324
How about a creampie?

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Do ladies actually like this?

>>31903103
Don't ask him out, just try to be his friend, but look pretty at the same time and learn some of the cheesy moves. If he doesn't ask you out, he wasn't interested. May take a while though so don't give up because he didn't ask you out instantly.

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>>31903265

>>31903308
Go to RuneScape fag

>>31903280
You will soon enter his domain. Earn your right to sit amongst your brothers and sisters.

How do I tell her that I like her tooth gap without offending her?

>>31903336
This is basically what my dad looked like when he was in his early 20s. Weird that it's become popular again.

>>31903324
she waved and said "you can text me" and I never heard from her ass again

>>31903213
That's a power move that basically says "Open your finances to me or you don't love me!".

>>31903336
No that shit’s disgusting. So is the broccoli cut. Bring back completely clean-shaven faces and the scene/emo fringe.

>>31903308
I believe that one day I will get an ATOGA gf

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>>31903336
Well, they liked it enough to put it in a game.

>>31903343
I like your tooth gap and the way it whistles when you laugh

>>31903343
>men actually like the tooth gap
Very nice

>>31903340
mwah

>>31903351
What’s your qualifications?

>>31903331
Way too early for that, though I did sense desire in her eyes.
>>31903347
>tfw we just sort of stood there awkwardly like, "well it was fun, bye"

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>>31903358
Hold your horses ellie, its not like that

I need to have a mid-day nap. I wish I had a gf to cuddle with for 45 minutes. It sounds like it'd be comfy.

>>31903362
Im just a dude and my red flag is that I am too clingy

>>31903368
Why would a woman do that though? They hate men.

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>>31903363
>though I did sense desire in her eyes.

>>31903336
No, it gives off "performative feminism" or whatever. In other words "ladies, i say the "right" words, will you give cootchie?" *pouts* *puppy eyes*

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>>31903336
>The only 5 men on this planet allowed to wear Moustache

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Thoughts on mpreg?

>>31903362
I watched Leon the Professional, The Orphan, Lolita 1997, Lamb, Moonrise Kingdom, Innocence, Hanna, Mustang, Pretty Baby, Yulenka, Curfew, Show Me Love, Alice in the Cities, A Little Princess, Water Lillies, F-Report, The Blue Lagoon, Laurin(89), Sleepwalking, Matilda, You Were Never Really Here, Lawn Dogs, Take Me to the River, Picnic at Hanging Rock, Valerie and Her Week of Wonders, Stray Dogs, Spirit of the Beehive, Stephanie, The Taste of Tea, Hounddog, Bridge to Terabithia, The Beguiled, God Bless America, Somewhere, Alice(88), City of lost children, Cape Fear(62), Arcadia, Tomorrowland, Christiane F, Walkabout, The Florida Project, My Girl(91), Addams Family Value, Young Aphrodites, The Ice Palace, Swing vote, Tideland, Bad Seed, Cocoon, Annabele: Creation, the opening scene of Desire, Phoebe in Wonderland, Gifted, Spark, Caspe, Because of Winn-dixie, Zazie dans le metro, Amanda, Waterworld, What Maisie Knew, Paper Moon, Sundays and Cybele, Hideous Kinky, Svanurinn, Miss Violence, the Troop Zero, Ana, Tuck Everlasting, System Crasher, Angela 1995, Alice Sweet Alice, Romys Salon, The Trouble with Being Born, Midnight Sky, Jeanne d'Arc, News of the world, Ich liebe Victor, Eyes of an Angel, the Secret Garden 1993, Usagi Drop, The Tree of Knowledge, A Mother’s Heart, Luiz de Mana, Little Lips, Maladolescenza, The Little Girl Who Lives Down the Lane, Push, The Gray Man, Arabella the Pirate's Daughter, Adventures of The Yellow Suitcase, The Quiet Girl, Logan, Aftersun, M3gan and Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret.

State gender
What's the best way to kill your horniness?

>>31903381
castration

>>31903381
F. Hornyposting here.

>>31903388
That seems like it could exacerbate the problem...

>>31903381
M. Time and just letting it pass by

I want sane agp bf

>>31903213
A bit odd, but it depends on the circumstances. I'm probably going to hit the brakes if she proposed early, before around 18 months in, and I definitely will if it's within a year.

I'd prefer she do it privately, though. If it's too soon, I don't want to be put on the spot by saying yes to spare us embarrassment but then have to talk her out of it later (which would also be hard for her, getting her hopes up). I'd rather get straight to the point.

I plan to wait around 2 years before proposing, give or take a few months depending on how it goes, but I wouldn't wait that long to talk about our views on relationships and marriage.

>>31903308
I won't do that, but I can sell anons, including (You), ESO crafting materials at 80% market price.

>>31903393
>sane agp bf
pick 2

>>31903369
What do you look like
>>31903380
Based movie enjoyer

Why are there two atogas you stupid cunts?

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>>31903397
>What do you look like
I'm a seamonkey

>>31903398
*buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp*
*sniffs ass*
*licks finger*
i dunno lol

>>31903381
jerking off

>>31903381
F
Him being a redditor

>>31903402
What about being a redditor moderator?

I hate women so much

>>31903358
I think there’s a lot of beauty in peoples natural looks. Just got to amplify it by being fit and not being a sperg.

>>31903404
this isn't a porn board

>>31903405
Y

I love men even tho they hate me bc of my sex. only men i dislike are the gay guys who want to be women. i like regular gays though

>>31903409
Says the porn actress

>>31903381
Lifting and/or focusing elsewhere. Like yard work, cleaning the house, enjoying an activity/hobby.

>>31903412
I don't believe you.
>>31903411
Because they hate men and treat us like shit.

>>31903398
We didn't expect you to show up and catch us in the act. Every time you're not here anon, it's "cat's away, the mice will play"

Forgive :(

>>31903412
>I like gays and incels
Ick

>walk 6 hours today
>raint starts to hurt
wh-what do I do?

>>31901866
State gender, how many dates do you go on with one person when trying to figure out if they're your person. Before moving on or being sold.

>>31903417
I love men

being flat is ok if you're short

If women sexualized men a bit more and men sexualized women a bit less the world would be ten times better.

>>31903412
Well I appreciate that you exist. Hope your day is treating you well. I’m finishing up work with a cup of green tea

>>31903432
pedochads
it's time
rise!

>>31903398
'Cause I searched gender looking for the topic and the guy in other one said "genre" instead

>>31903439
>searching for "gender" instead of atoga

>>31903432
Being flat is ideal at any height.

Being flat is always okay
Being busty is always okay
Having a petite ass is fine
Having a fat ass is fine
Having thin lips is good
Having dsl is good
Being a man and below 6 foot is death, however

Human beings who produce sperm (aka 'Men') are merciless, psychopathic, sadistic creatures. They have zero empathy and no soul

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I got a date set up with a cute asian girl, but then I saw a picture of my cousin and his family and I started thinking about wanting to have a family that looks like me. My brother already married an Asian woman too.

Should I take this seriously, or is it my subconscious freaking out because I finally have a date lined up for the first time in like a year?

>>31902557
If my partner had a lot of crushes on characters that all had a look in common that it the opposite of me I might be concerned. For example all latina characters, or all mega big boobed. If he likes characters and bodies of all types I wouldn't be offended no. (but I'm personally not a fan of cosplaying, it's not something I myself have ever done or can see myself doing)

>>31903442
I haven't seen you post a monster girl in a while, is everything okay?

my cousins are basically phone addicts
I can force them to the playground
this has worked before with success but I want them to be social
my plan is to go to the other kids from the block and ask them along
would that be weird?

Men, what if you were about to have sex with a 4chan woman and upon seeing your dick she said "big dick for a 4channer"?

>>31903427
F.
I think you can determine chemistry quite quickly. However, first dates are often flukes - they can go surprisingly well and then the second is horrible. It's not just about dates, though, I personally find ease of talking over text just as important. I'd say by date five or six you have a good indication.

>>31903429
I still don't believe you.

>>31903438
why you gotta be like that?

>>31903445
Only if you want me to be bb

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>>31903449
I'm sorely lacking in new pictures to post these days. I've already browsed all of the pics on my favorite art sites. Obviously I can just repost old ones, but that gets kinda stale, even if I do have hundreds.

>>31903445
You bleed for a week at a time and don't die, so shut up.

Girls
On how many dates do I need to take you in order to fuck you?

>>31903432
there was this 6'7" or so black chick at the olympics in polevaulting for the USA (she was close but didn't medal) and she was soooo tall and soooo perfectly flat. Her existence debunked your post.

>>31903452
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=048QxhurmMs

>>31903446
stop dumb think
go on date
maybe make progress into future
dont throw it away on random whim
>but muh brother
why does he matter

>>31903457
>I'm sorely lacking in new pictures to post these days.
It would seem we are suffering from a terrible drought

>>31903455
>flat
>but only when short
It's a free score and I'm gonna take it
you know you deserved it

>>31903358
I like how vitiligo looks

>>31903445
Yeah we love you too JH

>>31903381
Gooning inside femanon

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Male_Renunciation

Women, do you think the Renunciation and the French Revolution was a mistake?

>>31903455
name of the game is making women insecure

>>31903343
Tell her she's got a cute smile.

>>31903343
brush her teeth when she doesn't see it coming

I have a crush on my close friend, but I'm too scared to say how I really feel.
So my plan is to say I'm drunk at a party one day when they text me, and then start flirting with them, and if I win, I win, but if it goes bad I can just laugh it off.

Thoughts?

>>31903490
If M, good plan

>>31903466
Yeah you're right I should be happy to be in a good relationship over being single because I turned a girl down because of some whim about the west falling

>>31903452

I'd respond "You like it?"

>>31901866
God I want a gf who wears leather skirts and leather pants

>>31903482
Men dressed super fucking gay in the 1700s

>>31903445
We're not human beings, we're widely above that

>>31903490
you'd do better to just ask them to have a coffee wit you or something, and if they say no, you just say 'oh okay' or something similar and live the rest of your life normally.

your plan CAN work, but there's a non-0 chance the person never talks to you again, and for things to escalate from there.

>>31903501
Nah, men dressed super cool in the 1700s

>>31903446
You should worry about your bias slipping up: "hello, Rice to meet you" "nihonjin desu ka?" "i "i too speak a bit of nihongo"

I'm planting these in our head so you'd spend the whole time fighting the urge to blurt sth racist and embarrassing :p

>>31903453
Ok thanks. You seem chill, I tend to be too impatient I think.

Did they really wear nipple rings in the victorian era?

>>31903445
May I ask what leads you to this conclusion?

>>31903508
your* not our* ^^'

>>31903445
>Human
You mean subhuman

>>31903446
Just go you idiot. Life’s to short and if you like her, what ends of the earth justification will you have then? Because I’m telling you boss, the justification you have now is SHIT
>verification not required

girls what is something today that made you feel cute?

>>31903508
>"nihonjin desu ka?"

I already did this with 3 japanese exchange students kek. I even told one I liked shingeki no kyojin and he just does the salute and screams "SHINZO SASAGEYO!" Shit was the funniest things ever. They're pretty fun. It actually pays off to bee urself

>>31903445
Total moid death

>>31903525
Total foid death first

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Asking women: What is like the male equivalent to like women wearing yoga pants or tight clothing? As a man, I really don't ever feel sexy. It seems like women have all these gizmos and gadgets and clothes they can use to enhance their feeling of feeling sexy. What do we as men have? Is my option really just to wear a T-Shirt one size too small which feels uncomfortable? What are my options? It doesn't help either that I really hate suits and dress up clothes. My entire wardrobe is basically jeans and T-Shirts.

>>31903510
It depends what your intentions are, too. I think you can tell quite quickly if someone is "boyfriend" potential, someone you're looking to have a serious relationship with, but that doesn't necessarily mean they're not going to be good to hang out with and maybe have sex with without getting too emotionally invested. If you're only looking for relationships with emotional investment, then I can see why you'd be quick about making decisions.

>>31903521
I find other things cute and sometimes I see myself in the mirror and realize that I look pretty cute.
Feeling cute is a foreign concept.

>>31903529
Expensive car.

>>31903529
>As a man, I really don't ever feel sexy.
You're not meant to, you fucking faggot. This is pure submissive AGP bullshit you are typing out.

>>31903529
>What do we as men have?
Fit, healthy body. Clean and nice smelling.

>>31903533
>I see myself in the mirror and realize that I look pretty cute.
Based. That sounds like feeling cute.

>>31903521
I was walking home today and felt confident and cute in what I was wearing.

Did you feel strong and masculine today?

>>31903446
Yes, take this seriously. You think you feel uneasy? Imagine how rootless kids will feel.

>>31903529
>What is like the male equivalent to like women wearing yoga pants or tight clothing

M

I just wanted to chime in because my uni has been getting more and more trannies lately and the most disgusting thing I've ever seen in my life is AGPs at my uni gym wearing yoga pants and just having their dicks be practically exposed through tight clothing where you can make out everything. Fuck, it's awful.

>>31903529
I like a tight little manbutt in tight boxers. But you need to have it to flaunt it. Do you?

>DSM psychobabble
>generally gay and boring questions
Yeeap, it's a slurper. Maybe tomorrow, chaps.

>>31903529
You can't be sexy as men in the way women are, just accept it

Please give me a handsome rich bf

>>31903563
I'm handsome, but I'm poor and lazy and a drunk and smelly.

>>31903541
does that mean muscled or can I be skinnyfat but healthy bmi and able to hike for hours and climb on the playground

Do girls even find guys attractive? I had this run in with a girl two years ago. She hated hugging and kissing me and didn't allow me to give her oral, only she sucked me off, so when we ended things she said it was because the only thing attractive about the male body is the penis when it's hard. And a few months later I had a hookup, and the only compliment I received from this other girl was that my cock looked handsome and it felt good. Nothing else

>>31903565
Not her but I still would

>>31903529
there's nothing that you can really add to an average or unattractive guy to suddenly make him sexy. there is no easy equivalent for men. get money, lose body fat, build muscle.

>>31903523
I agree that it will pay off. When she laughs, tell her "but i thought nihonjin onna covered your mouth when you laugh"? if you see a vending machine, point to it and yell "sugooooi, ne? i guess it reminds you of home" when you order, don't say "coke" say "coku"
take her to a sushi restaurant and teach her about its history


she'll fall in love she'll lick your face right then and there. she'll never get enough of you. mochiron (the r is rolled).

>>31903563
handsome and I earn above average wage
easily able to eat at a fancy restaurant every week and travel 2/3 times a year.

>>31903571
THEY ASKED ABOUT CLOTHES

>>31903574
clothes dont matter. a fat guy with a 6 inch dick in gray sweatpants and a tanktop is gross. a muscular guy in the same outfit is sexy. understand?

>>31903504
We hang out alone all the time. I've just never made any serious moves or anything, other than casually calling her pretty/got a few times.
I'm afraid if I randomly now suddenly started getting too intimate it might be weird.
We've both dated other people while we knew each other but are both single now, though idk if I have a chance

>>31903566
Not bodybuilder - that's actively repulsive. But have some sort of physical hobby which sustains a healthy amount of muscle mass. A little fat on a climber is nice.

If no means no why dont i no where my keys are?

>>31903580
>skinnyfat
it's so over

>>31903582
I mean I can chase my cousins at the playground for hours climbing up and down
But I guess I need more muscles to be even better :(

>>31903563
Best I can do is fat and balding

>>31903584
invest in two adjustable dumbbells and follow a dumbbell routine online. learn about nutrition so you can guesstimate shit without it being tedious.

>>31903568
I have a friend who's 300 lbs and has a pretty attractive wife and she's always saying how she thinks he's a stud. It makes me think personality/character is more important for women

But yeah I do think women like cock, I don't think that's an outrageous thing to say. I knew a girl whose only interest in me at all was my ass, but she fried her brain on gay porn and yaoi more than a decade before I had ever met her.

>>31903580
>a muscular guy in the same outfit is sexy.
Wait wait wait, gymbros, we are back?

wedding is literally a humiliation ritual

>>31903571
The actual answer is
>Shave
If the girl likes it
To the exact length she likes
Which varies by girl
(but its mostly clean shaven)
Show off arms (if you have arms worth showing (if not lol))
Hair cut (if its the kind of hair cut she likes, just do whatever is popular right now, most people just follow group mentality)
Clothes that show you're the same kind of person she is (ie a goth guy is more likely to get a goth chick than a regular guy)
That's it
And all of these fail if you are ugly.
Women make themselves pretty by spending cash and effort on makeup daily and are just inherently more attractive to most men than most men are to women
Women make themselves more handsome by spending time and money on excersizing
It actually takes very little effort to get about as muscular as most women like, once you go beyond that you give most women the ick.

>>31903590
I have dumbbells
I just need to put more effort into actually using them

>>31903568
Did either of these women have an emotional connection with you? Probably not, right? And I'm guessing you're not above-average in body or face?
I'm attracted to parts of men beside their penis. Hands, forearms, butt (if they're fit), facial hair and face too. Even if at the start I don't find a guy very attractive, once I fall in love I find everything about them attractive.

>>31903470
we are talking about legal adults here

>>31903601
and yet you deserved the snide remark :)

>>31903501
only the elites

>>31903588
If you're young, that's not impressive. Most people can do that. Raise your standards for yourself.

>>31903581
Asking her out might not be the huge leap in intimacy that you think it is, judging by what you say. If you already spent a lot of time alone, then consider actually asking to go to some romantic place with her or similar.

As long as you can be graceful if rejected, you have nothing to lose.Also, if she plays it off as just hanging out, try one more time, and if it happens again, quit - it means no.

>>31903604
does not compute

>>31903378
It’s beautiful can’t wait to make my trans bf carry my kid

>>31903501
women appropriated our high heels and thighs
vengeance will be had

>>31903563
we're out of rich and handsome guys. only the poor and ugly ones are left.

>>31903607
imma lift right now salivating about a stronger me

The high school cross country team runs all around downtown every day after school, and I drive past them every day when I get off work. Well, today is such a hot day, and a lot of the girls had taken their shirts off. Sweaty high school girls running around in sports bras and shorts. I must admit I slowed my car down a bit.

Girls, what do you think of where my mind is at?

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>>31903501
depends where you look
western? super gay
eastern? cool as shit
look at these coats, and boots

>>31903608
That's what I'm saying
I want to test the waters over text, then when we hang out next time, I'll know if I'll be able to get more intimate

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>official ceremony of becoming a moid's slave, possibly for life
>It's your holiday, you're supposed to be happy and joyful and invite all your fucking aunts and uncles and spend shit tone of money
I don't want to live in this world

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>>31903501
rude

For hunger and thirst
>ibb[dot]co[slash]rGP5pR3

>>31903598
You're not going to unskinnyfat yourself with dumbells lmao. A single cookie is nearly 500 calories. Dumbell excersizes would struggle to clear that in an hour. A leaisurely swim is comparable to a high intensity excersize in calories burnt and a high-effort swim stomps it while being much better for your joints.
But the fact is you should just eat less sweets, drink less, etc and work out to gain muscle, trying to fight the bodies ability to retain energy is fairly pointless, we're very efficient.

>>31903621
just go lesbo already then

Why the fuck are there two threads? Retards.

>>31903621
Have you considered that this might be a consequence of not having found an adequate moid yet and having developed ressentiment towards something many people look forward to in order to cope with an inferiority complex?

>>31903621
Post-modernists are insufferable

>>31903624
pure kino

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>>31903529
dont listen to everyone else anon, theyre just not as good at loving men as i am. i'm the fucking queen of enjoying men. i partake of men like a sommelier tasting fine wines, if instead of tasting them i just creepily looked at them from across the street or on tv.

things i find slutty and sexy on men:
-tank tops/wifebeaters. utterly whorish. i am going to bite your collarbone
-patterned buttoned tops. bonus points for flashy/long collars. loud patterns and colors, leave the top buttons undone grrrr woof woof woof
(solid example from a good show: https://files.catbox.moe/6yxzge.jpg)
-if you want to pull off the same look but be less of a whore you can wear hawaiian shirts. less snazzy than the example shirts, but still nice. bonus points if you wear a tank top under it
-jewelry!! not tons, dont try to dress like a pimp or a mafia guy, but a tasteful necklace with a leather string and a dark token (like a coin or a metal thing) is a nice way to frame your pecs. i like one or two rings as well. thumb rings are stupid though. for me it's either your middle finger or your index and ring finger.
-jeans that hug your ass nicely. pants that hug your ass in general.
-if you wear pants, wear a nice belt. belts can be jewelry too
-a good hat can make a man if it suits you. love a cowboy hat but you gotta live it, yknow? straw hats for beach bums work too.
-hanging sungasses from your shirt collar can be hot, same concept at the necklaces
-big jackets. leather bomber jackets, winter coats, just a big silhouette can be nice, especially if you're a big guy.

thats what i got for now but i could probably come up with more later if i tried.

please never wear polos. ugly as sin.

>>31903653
>pick me
T. Man

>>31903627
>But the fact is you should just eat less sweets, drink less, etc and work out to gain muscle, trying to fight the bodies ability to retain energy is fairly pointless, we're very efficient.
I actually don't eat sweets and basically only eat one large meal day
my only issues are soda and the fact I don't work out
Just using those dumbbells will give me some muscles
my shoulders are small af

Men, please don't go for pickmes. Don't believe in their lies

>>31901866
Post age and whether you agree or disagree with each of the following.
>men must become, women just are
>she is not yours, it's just your turn
>if she finds something better, it doesn't matter how much you invested in her
>men are the prize not women
>men age like wine (if they put sweat in it), women like milk (they only have their youth and beauty)
>never marry
>never say I love you first, she will do that when she thinks you are her best option
>men love idealistically, women love opportunistically
>she always has plan b and c on her mind
>never make her the focus of your life, instead have a purpose that she follows along with
>build it and they will come
>treat her like a star and she will treat you like a fan

>>31903546
I interviewed somebody and didn't give them the job because they did badly. If that counts.

>>31903658
All women lie

>>31903653
I hate all your outfit suggestions

>>31903662
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Got 3 lines in and its just
>waaahg
Didn't read the rest

>>31903662
>men are the prize not women
>never make her the focus of your life, instead have a purpose that she follows along with
>build it and they will come
only these the rest is garbage

>>31903658
I only go for man hating femcels who spend all day on twitter.

>>31903666
what job and what did they do wrong, Satan? You might be the devil but surely you can help your fellow 4channers out

>>31903669
then don't date me

>>31903621
Stop trying to make marriage sound good for men
t. moid

>>31903680
I WILL date you and you WILL like my white T-shirt and gray short combo and we WILL have cute children together

>>31903677
>man hating femcels who spend all day on twitter
Almost me but for me it's 4chan too, not just twitter

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>>31903662
>men must become, women just are
no, some men just are as well
>she is not yours, it's just your turn
kinda, more yes than no
>if she finds something better, it doesn't matter how much you invested in her
from my experience yeah
>men are the prize not women
no
>men age like wine (if they put sweat in it), women like milk (they only have their youth and beauty)
no, most people age like shit no matter what
>never marry
my naive ass still clings to the religious ritual, bringing the state into it is cringe
>never say I love you first, she will do that when she thinks you are her best option
probably the safe move yes
>men love idealistically, women love opportunistically
no idea what that means
>she always has plan b and c on her mind
safe to assume this
>never make her the focus of your life, instead have a purpose that she follows along with
the focus of my life includes her so she's required
>build it and they will come
absolutely wrong
>treat her like a star and she will treat you like a fan
she'll eventually start disliking you

>>31903662
>Post age and whether you agree or disagree with each of the following.
19M
>men must become, women just are
Disagree
>she is not yours, it's just your turn
Disagree
>if she finds something better, it doesn't matter how much you invested in her
Agree
>men are the prize not women
Disagree
>men age like wine (if they put sweat in it), women like milk (they only have their youth and beauty)
Disagree
>never marry
Disagree
>never say I love you first, she will do that when she thinks you are her best option
Agree
>men love idealistically, women love opportunistically
Agree
>she always has plan b and c on her mind
Agree
>never make her the focus of your life, instead have a purpose that she follows along with
If you have children by her your new family should be your priority
>build it and they will come
Agree
>treat her like a star and she will treat you like a fan
Agree