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To the girl reading this: I love you <3
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>>31905758
First for lesbians
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Tickle ugly women until they pee themselves
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whore or bitch
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>Post gender
Which pornstar do (You) most resemble?
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>>31905764
>ugly women
ew
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>find slavic men attractive
>is scared of slavic men
>doesnt date slavic men bc you're scared
Is this subconcious slavphobia? Should I trust my guts? How to fix this?
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>>31905762
I love you one more always.
>>31905765
Both
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>>31905766
F. Max Hardcore.
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I'm not gonna lie, its hard to see the value of women when porn exists. It's one of those things that makes the modern feminist movement so funny
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Women favorite booktok erotic novel?
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>>31905768
You already got your answer last thread
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>>31905768
I'm also scared of british men
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>>31905768
I'm the same way with non white women
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>>31905768
>>31905773
You asked this already
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Ghostboy supremacy<3
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I owe european femanons rimjobs
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>>31905778
What the fuck is a ghostboy? Some gay shit?
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>>31905768
Mega skill issue
Is it really love if it doesn‘t scare you?
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Findom is proof women can't fail at life. I see the most mid ass girls making thousands of dollars a month from it.
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I have zero sex drive. I am unattractive. I am aromantic. Do I just kill myself? Anhedonia. Nothing to buy. I'm listening to youth angst albums. Insomnia. I'm kind of pissed? There's nothing to do. I wrote a poem, but I don't like it. Walked my dog.
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Sweaty women.
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>>31905778
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiWFVHbB_Eo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcFK4HzAlsU
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>>31905783
Maybe I should
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You used my pictureeeee.
I love youuuu.
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>>31905789
Go ahead. The culture is already in the gutter, one more whore won't make it much worse.
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>>31905783
They pay the cost when they see the smart successful hot guy who would never give them the time of day
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>>31905790
It felt right very right for atoga, I've been asleep when its been time to make a new thread so I haven't had the chance to use it til now
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>>31905792
If Riley Reid can get an attractive husband then any woman can.
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>>31905787
Gah I hate yt so much.
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>>31905795
She's hot though, not mid
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>>31905786
currently sitting in a fuzzy bathrobe in a chair. i sweat a lil cause its not very breathable, but its cozy. its not a lot. it'll dry. but i count.
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>>31905783
This nigger interacts with findom sluts enough to know their finances and thinks he's not part of the problem.
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>>31905798
Delusional, she's mid.
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>>31905791
Bummer
I wanted to make it much much worse
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>>31905766
M
Tyler Cruise
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>>31905803
You're fucking retarded bro
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French women.
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>>31905798
have you seen her porn...
guy's gf got gangbanged by a pack of niggers while being filmed for money
I'd rather be single
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If someone has DID is it cheating to fuck both of her?
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>>31905806
You're the one simping for a chipmunk looking bitch with no tits. "Hot" lmao
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>>31905808
Technically that's not a contradiction of anon's point.
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>>31905812
>simping
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>>31905809
Yes, apparently.
I met one, and that's what xey said.
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>>31905809
asking the real tough questions
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>>31905813
A woman's beauty on the outside is also determined by the inside
and all her insides have been filled with cum in the most nasty ways
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men, dc or marvel?
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>>31905818
In general I like DC more but Marvel has my favorite character (Elixir)
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>>31905809
I have three alters. One of them is officially dating my bf. My bf brought my second alter out and wanted her to suck him, and it really did feel to her like he was cheating on me. Second alter really didn't want to do it; it didn't feel right.
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>>31905817
Just don't watch porn if you find it so traumatic buddy, I'm sorry about your parents
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>>31905818
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Fuck capeshit.
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>>31905768
hello bby am slav
I'll treat you good, make great shashlik and kompot then give forehead kisses
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>>31905807
Are beautiful
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>>31905818
TOTAL CAPESHIT DESTRUCTION
fUCK CAPESHIT DIE DIE DIE
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Why do women even get bullshit jobs when they can just have internet simps pay for their way through life?
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Women
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/8glrQTtWWi4
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Dsg1y2-_85Y
Realistically speaking what would you do in this situation?
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>>31905800
i need to cuddle a woman in those exact circumstances
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>>31905822
Favorite genre, men?
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>>31905819
he's cute
>>31905822
>>31905827
are you mad at me
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>>31905809
No, the alters aren't real people, they're imaginary.
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>>31905818
marvel breasts
dc butts
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>>31905835
>are you mad at me
nah I meant that capeshit should die not you anony
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>>31905830
Simps are unreliable income. They're more like gig work.
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>>31905838
Based
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>>31905835
No I'm mad at Marvel and DC.
Do you work there or something?
>>31905834
Indie depression short stories.
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>>31905839
ok :>
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>>31905835
>he's cute
I think his powers are neat
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>>31905821
are you a bot a shill or a retard
i don't care about porn
but I'd be ashamed to the bottom of my heart if the mother of my children was a whore or a porn star
you're such a fucking retard kill yourself
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>>31905842
no i just watched the matt reeves batman in theaters cuz i looove paul dano, i don't rlly read or watch either
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>>31905818
In general marvel seems to make better live action while DC makes better animation.
I have less exposure to actual comics but so far I prefer marvel.
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>>31905830
Obviously they can't. Fuck off.
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>>31905833
what, me in my bathrobe, and nothing else? sitting on your lap, facing you so our body heat can mingle together, mixing in the air between us, getting caught up in the robe like a hot air balloon? feeling the beads of sweat trickle from my body to the nearest point it can touch yours?feeling my boobs pressed into your chest as our heartbeats slowly synchronize with each other and we gaze deep into each others eyes in between long bouts of wet, wet kisses?

weird. who would wanna do something like that...
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>>31905849
>No I just watch the movies
What the fuck was the point of your question then?
I hate capeshit and even I read the stuff.
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>>31905848
>The porn personality men getting absolutely btfo
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>>31905849
>i looove paul dano
nta but its nice to see you again. did you watch batman because of yesterday?
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>>31905851
You literally can though. Either lose weigh or appeal to more niches. Women live on easy mode.
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>>31905818
I guess I like DC more but modern comics are trash
Why is everyone fucking gay?
My favorite Robin is dating a dude
They turned Iceman gay
Fucking queers
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>>31905854
be careful femanon, my heart fluttered a little reading that
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>>31905859
>t. retard
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>>31905857
oh haha hi nice to see you, and no i've had plans to see the rerun of batman 2022 for weeks
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>>31905842
>Indie depression short stories
Like /x/?
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>>31905867
No /x/core is obviously horror comics.
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>>31905861
oh, whoopsie. got a bit long winded there didn't i, it happens sometimes. bad habit.
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Fat women make me angry, especially white ones with decent faces, imagine failing on tutorial mode.
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how can femanon be depressed when she is loved by anon (myself)
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>>31905865
No u
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>>31905855
i didn't say i just watched the movies, i said i don't know either company well. i was curious what others' opinions were because i liked the one batman movie i watched, and wanted to know if either were worth getting into, and men seem to read comics more than girls
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>>31905870
Fat women talking about tall men make me angry.
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If you had to put a handful of items onto a spacecraft ala the Voyager Golden Record what are you putting on it? State Gender.
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>>31905870
I cannot help my ass and tits are constantly making me eat vanilla icecream to cope for the lack of boyfriend that lets me drown him in the deep end after I kiss him.
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>>31905879
hey babe, i dont know how to swim
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>>31905877
This, the audacity.
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how long do you talk to somebody on a dating app or even a stranger on like ig/snap before meeting them irl?
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>>31905879
>I cannot help my ass and tits are constantly making me eat vanilla icecream
Peaty...
> to cope for the lack of boyfriend that lets me drown him in the deep end after I kiss him.
Drown me in my best suit please. I can't live without a nudie nymph gf
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I really like rainy days today was one
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>>31905879
You already have two simps replying to this. See what I mean?
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do big boobs float in water
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>>31905890
yes. which is annoying when i'm trying to dive straight down and they try to get in my face.
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>>31905890
real ones do but fake ones don't
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>>31905765
Bitch
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>>31905879
Oh wow, lack of a boyfriend, an issue that will fix itself within two months, tops.
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>>31905883
One conversation to determine the text chemistry and whether you'd want to get to know them more.
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>>31905768
Slavic men have their good traits and are pretty masculine.
Overall still meh.
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>>31905892
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>>31905883
M
That's entirely up to them so anywhere from 30 seconds to 5 minutes before the convo is dead or I'm blocked.
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>>31905883
At least a week
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>>31905768
Blyat :DDDDD
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>>31905818
Fantagraphics and Drawn & Quarterly if it's entirely up to me.
Image if it has to be monthly floppies.
DC if you put a gun to my head, please don't kill me, I'm not ready to die yet.
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>>31905903
Skill issue
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>>31905908
There's our boy
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>>31905768
You are not scared of us for no reason... If was not Slav and a woman I would be scared too.
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>>31905911
Trial an error issue.
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>>31905772
I love jacking my cock. I've never had sex but I imagine my JO sessions are better.
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>>31905897
>text chemistry
women rely on psychic unscientific illogical shit like this and then complain about bad men.
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>>31905772
Porn doesn’t write you beautiful poems that make your heart melt.
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I want to have sex but finding a woman to do it with seems extremely difficult into your 30s. Anybody have any tips?
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>>31905772
>its hard to see the value of women when porn exists.
>low value man prefers to rot
>nothing of value was lost
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>>31905772
I can't smell, taste or touch women in porn
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>>31905766
F
Mila Solana is pretty close
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>The average male user gets 0 matches
online dating is so fucked
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>>31905922
B social
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>>31905928
You know what I don’t understand? Men say that women aren’t logical, but those same men appeal to logic for everything, including why women won’t want them. How does that work?
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>>31905922
most women in their 30s have become ugly
the happiness I experience being a man as it grows over time is indescribable
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>>31905926
Jesus Christ…
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>>31905926
never heard of her, might jerk off to her imagining femanon later
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>>31905921
no woman ever wrote me a poem
>>31905923
>its hard to see the value of women when porn exists.
>low value man prefers to rot
>nothing of value was lost
it's okay
low quality women are dying alone in massive numbers and most will have no partner in the end
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>>31905926
You must be pretty af
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>>31905926
ew she's ugly
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>>31905768
Whats with the recent love for slav men in these threads
Im not complaining, its rare that someone likes us, but whats the deal
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>>31905921
Women do that?
I'd probably tear up 2bh
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>>31905931
Men that are too stupid to construct a profile that is appealing for a female to look at them through should be in a group home for autism.
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>>31905878
M
8 titanium hand grenades
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>>31905775
>I'm also scared of british men
Why? What did we do?
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>>31905937
Aw thanks! It’s one of the few things I got going for me atm.
>>31905939
Aw not cool.
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>>31905766
f, kenzie reeves when she had those choppy bangs
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>>31905936
>most will have no partner in the end
Lmao, dis nigga really thinks we won't have friends and family at our funeral like them. Go work in a crematory.
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>>31905936
Sorry to hear. Maybe you are not interesting enough.
>>31905941
Apparently, yes. I just had a goofy grin on my face.
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>>31905948
>choppy bangs
Those are a weakness of mine
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>>31905809
>If someone has DID is it cheating to fuck both of her?
That's something that would vary from case to case. It's cheating if she has a problem with it.
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>>31905766
M. Tyler Nixon
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>>31905928
Of course it's fucked. It's not designed to help you find a partner and it never was.
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>>31905953
haha i always tell myself i'll grow them out but then i find myself in the bathroom at 2am with the kitchen scissors
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>>31905948
Cute
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>>31905952
>Sorry to hear. Maybe you are not interesting enough.
be real
women are too lazy to do that
I've never heard of a woman writing a poem for a man
what a massive lie
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>>31905917
Huh? Surely even you can tell when the text conversation is flowing? That's part of chemistry.
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>>31905878
Um
Fruit snacks, uh... freeze dried candy, a sticky hand, a pop fidget, and my home address and geological coordinates.
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>>31905968
I think he's autistic
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>>31905948
Nice, jerked off to her earlier. Next one is for you
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>>31905968
>That's part of chemistry.
no it isn't god you're so dumb
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>>31905963
What a travesty!
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>>31905967
But it literally happened. To me. Therefore you have heard it.
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>>31905968
He probably can but it doesn't matter. The only thing that matters is what HER impression is and how her feelsy feelies are at that particular point in time. Things can go either way, no matter what the guy says or does.
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>>31905968
I have, but it's lame when I reflect on it.
>girl basically decides she likes someone already and interprets everything they do in a positive light.
>girl basically decides she dislikes someone already and interprets everything they do in a negative light.

>>31905970
like this anon, decided I'm autistic on a kneejerk feeling, and there's literally nothing I could ever do to change that opinion.
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>>31905971
aww that's sweet. wish i could lend a helping hand
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>>31905878
M. Better not to draw attention to ourselves if you ask me.
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>>31905935
>>31905971
When the (You)'s start to dry up, i know who to blame.
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>>31905878
M
A Polaroid selfie of myself, a pack of joints, case of pbr, my dissociation playlist, and a bass pro shop hat.
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>>31905979
Shut up, whore. You fucking dirty slut, you don't even know him. You should be fucking ashamed of yourself holy shit. What is wrong with you?
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>>31905969
Cute. Which freeze dried candies are you sending them?
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>>31904194

In the end, she apologized and said she has mismanaged her time and has over-committed to do too many things right now lol

I'll move on for now but I might check in on her in a few weeks since she didn't outright say no
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>>31905968
This anon is also a homosexual>>31905977
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>>31905986
>>31905983
I can crank one out for you guys too if you’re gonna be jealous but I’ll be gone for longer
>>31905979
<3
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>>31905985
>dis nigga making the aliens eat the joints because fire doesn't work in space. And he also didn't include a plasma torch.
Confirmed stoner brain. Show them how to smoke in your pictures at least.
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>>31905986
Ah, there you are.
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>>31905986
well aint you just a peach
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>>31905993
>I can crank one out for you guys too if you’re gonna be jealous but I’ll be gone for longer
Sure, this is me >>31905770
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>>31905996
You’re right, I change my mind. I’ll give them a couple gummies too
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>>31905809
It's not cheating if the one you're in a relationship with consents.
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>>31905986
Tsundere-kun, Sargie, or a newfren?
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>>31905974
you're a man? a woman wrote a poem for you?
you realise that's incredibly rare right
I know at least 20 couples who've been happily married and none of the women would even think of writing a poem
so you can act like a gigantic faggot with your
>>31905952
>Maybe you are not interesting enough.
but the truth is you just got lucky through zero skills of your own
that's all there is to it
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>>31905837
Technically true, but you and I are also hallucinations of a brain. None of us are real
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>>31906002
This anon is correct. Consent is the line dividing cheating from cuckolding
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>>31905928
All of this makes sense because online dating is actually products to make money rather than a help for dating, and counter-intuitively if you're good at getting people dates it also means you're good at losing customers.
Dating in online dating is obviously a fool's errand, but my question is: where do people date then? I know people are having less sex and dating less than ever but there must be some avenues to meet people and date. Don't give me the "do le organic activities" shit, I've done a lot of activities and almost everybody is completely walled off, they get in, they do the thing, men talk exclusively with men and women talk exclusively with women and then you go home. Nobody wants to be the person in a yoga class that clearly is looking for a date.

I don't get get why we've ordered society in a way where one of the core wants of humans is so insanely difficult to do.
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>>31905999
It’s gonna be tough but I’ll manage
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>>31906008
this basically
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>>31905989
Probably a variety from space age snacks because they put it in a lil space ship.
Uno reverse them a bit.
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>>31906007
The real problem is the ship of Theseus paradoxes that always pop up around dissociated willpower, as there is bleed over about intent. Determining agency is hard when it's not a strict black and white situation.
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>>31906006
>but you and I are also hallucinations of a brain.
Yeah I've listened to Daniel Dennett and Sam Harris, and while they make some convincing arguments; they can't actually demonstrate that through experiment
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>>31905986
based
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Gender?
What is your age?
What min/max age do you set on your dating app searches?
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>>31905992
you're a demon. only a demon would react this harshly to logic.
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>>31906018
Nigga maxed out all the sliders
Nigga is willing to go 160 kilometers to get a gf
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>>31906018
F
32
21-40
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>>31905942
women don't have especially good profiles either. most of them ime are literally just selfies - no bios or anything to give an indication of their personality.
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>>31906018
i don't use tinder but
>26
>18-25
I'd set it to 27 but I'd swipe right (or left sorry idk dating apps) on girls that old
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>>31905977
You could try not being autistic
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>>31905766
F
Autumn Hart
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>>31906018
F 18
18-24
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>>31906019
You sound gay and autistic
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>>31906020
was an image i dug up from google
160km is nothing in glorious nippon with all them bullet trains and shit G
>>31906023
>would have to compete with men in their 20s
why? do they fuck better?
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>>31906018
f 18
25-45
i like older guys
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>>31906018
M69
18-25
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>>31905986
Does it really not occur to men that they would get laid more if they didn't say things like this?
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>>31906026
>>31906034
NPC-tier nothingthoughts
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>>31906036
>why? do they fuck better?
The sweet boys are impressionable, and peggable.
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Women I'm sorry but I will always trust what a man says secondhand about women over your direct answers. Mind you I am not here for that but it's still funny to see your answers even if I know you don't believe them either.
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>>31906014
And?
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I diagnose you with the homosex
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>>31906043
What’s the point of being a playable character if no one chooses you.
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>>31906037
>18
>45
Im just going to pretend this is real and ask how the fuck you expect to show your faces together in public?
>>31906038
Hows the weather in Pattaya today?
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How do I get my average practice gf to let me cheat on her with a younger woman?
She is used up, 25 year old hag. I need someone without a stretched out pussy.
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>>31906018
>Gender?
M
>What is your age?
38
>What min/max age do you set on your dating app searches?
1-19
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>>31906046
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>>31906046
>even if I know you don't believe them either.
I know what the truth is.
You can gaslight yourself that the trap porn in your browser history is still straight.
We don't have to see eye to eye.
Drown.
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>>31906050
>What’s the point of being a playable character if no one chooses you.
We select and control ourselves.
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>>31906043
I'm a meat computer. Beep boop, support current thing. Trans women are women. Soldiers are fighting for our freedom. Beep boop. Anon is an incel. Beep boop.
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>>31906053
oy vey i shouldve asked the /soc/ ATOGA this fucking question
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>>31906046
Some bro-to-bro advice for you: you should always best your girlfriend to show her who's the man in the house. This displays dominance and power and makes her more attracted to you. Make a habit of beating your girlfriend regularly.
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>>31906053
Jump Rope
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>>31906047
You stated it like it was a fact.
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>>31906053
>1
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>>31906051
>Im just going to pretend this is real and ask how the fuck you expect to show your faces together in public?
i don't really care what other people have to think about me and my boyfriend if i truly love him (which i wouldn't date a man i don't love, not that kinda girl). don't mind if you don't believe me, but the reason i like older guys is basically daddy issues + my dad was like 47 when he met my mom, 23. im used to seeing the gap in age.
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>>31906060
>>31906047
Free will is an illusion
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Ficklepilled fusscel
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>>31906061
>meat computer
https://youtu.be/IYeKMbymRas?si=qC7wn1zVjPWBZ0Dv
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>>31906050
You're literally Cluster B if you kvetch this hard about having an illogical heuristic to which Chad cock you'll take next.

>I like Chad number eight he has good heart-feel I'm a woman I think I have psychic powers of intuition because that's what television said
>I don't need to think, I bought magic beans these are the same things as thoughts

earth is so gay
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>>31906071
we're all controlled by something greater
MEMES, the DNA of the soul
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>>31906071
If free will truly existed then my brain would trust me to manually control my liver and pancreas
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>>31906082
Exactly! Tell this anon >>31906076
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>>31906066
Yes.
You then disagreed, as though your disagreement affects that.
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>>31906050
The men are so mad rn
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>>31906051
I've done some age-gap dating in the past; didn't actually get much in the way of comments. Most people aren't as narrow-minded as you, I guess. So long as the younger person doesn't look like they're 15 or something, it's not an issue.
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>>31906071
Free will is irrelevant to whether we select and control ourselves.
You are correct that it doesn't exist tho.
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Where is God
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>>31906070
>daddy issues + my dad was like 47 when he met my mom, 23. im used to seeing the gap in age.
NTA. Has it occurred to you that the age gap might actually be responsible for your daddy issues, and that you may be saving up daddy issues for your own children by dating older?
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>>31906093
What do you want?
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>>31906093
In the store buying groceries and we are all dogs in his hot car
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>>31906093
>Where is God
Under my bed.
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>>31906084
I only disagree that it's empirical. I don't think the hypothesis itself is discredited.
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PMS is reaching out for me with his ugly claws.
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>>31906087
do you do anything to minimize the potential jeering when you go out? like dress more business looking and grown up?
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>My bait got more replies than my actual fun in good spirits question did
I hate women and I hate this thread
Fuck you all don't ever tell me you don't come here for rage bait
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>>31906027
Whoa
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>>31906102
Haha. Look at this femanon. Her uterus is rebelling against her again. Point and laugh.
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>>31906095
oh. i guess it hasn't. i might need to reevaluate some things
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>>31906106
Nobody ever said that you dumb whore.
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>>31906088
>Free will is irrelevant to whether we select and control ourselves.
>control requires choice
>without free will no choice
what? you're just admitting that criminals have no choice in their crimes
being forced to do a crime means you're not sentenced because it's outside of your control
therefore criminals don't deserve punishments
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>>31906093
I’m your imagination
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>>31906106
Goodnight Tsundere-kun ;3
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>>31906093
If God had a name what would it be?
And would you call it to his face?
If you were faced with Him in all His glory
What would you ask if you had just one question?
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>>31906109
Worth it.
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>>31906106
>The thing that provokes extreme feelings gets more engagement than a mundane question
Are you really surprised bro? This site is full of idiots who never learn. Bait will always be effective against these morons.
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>>31906116
English, or spanish?
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>>31906111
Alright well fuck you for ignoring my casual question then, I just wanted to have fun but you all want to be bitter piss babies instead.
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>>31906121
What if God was one of us?
Just a slob like one of us
Just a stranger on the bus
Tryin' to make his way home?
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>>31906123
Maybe try not asking the same stuff over and over again next time.
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>>31906126
Wdym what if? He is me, I am him. I am peeing as we speak.
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>>31906112
>>control requires choice
False, though we do have choice so irrelevant
>>without free will no choice
False. Simply make the choice.

Are you acting like we don't decide stuff because we're made of predictable atoms? That's bs. Even if our decisions are inevitable they're still us making the decision.
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Do you judge smokers or vapers harder? Why?
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>>31906131
If God had a face what would it look like?
And would you want to see
If seeing meant that you would have to believe
In things like heaven and in Jesus and the Saints
And all the prophets?
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>>31906128
I didn't dumb fuck I asked a purely original question that NO ONE asked before based on videos I saw and no one answered because you're all too busy with your hate circlejerking.
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>>31906116
"Why do you permit yourself to exist?"
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Ironic how the anon that treats women the worst gets the most love incentive and encouragement.
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>>31906135
I am both, it would be wrong for me to judge
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>>31906135
M vapers they're a lil gay
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fuck marry kill: frodo, sam, gimli
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>>31906140
Huh? I ain't said shit about women in the last hour.
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>>31906138
Which one?
>>31906136
I see it every day when I look in the mirror. Pretty cute.
GOD is great.
GOD is good.
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>>31906135
both have low impulse control, and will safely transition into sex workers and hard drug addicts for slav chad.
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>>31906144
M
Marry Sam fuck gimli kill frodo
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>>31906138
What is your question anon
I will answer it
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>>31906143
We die like real men and all that? Or does that also apply to girl?
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>>31906140
I haven't posted yet.
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>>31906138
Was it the one with the YouTube shorts?
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>>31906149
How do I cope with having a small dick?
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>>31906144
Same order
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>>31906147
BASED
A
S
E
D
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>>31906104
>do you do anything to minimize the potential jeering when you go out?
No, people just don't think it's weird to see a 40-year-old guy and a 19-year-old girl together. Maybe they should, but they don't.
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>>31906146
>>31906149
>>31905831
Basically it was
>A giant talking gorilla comes up to your son and crushes his skull in front of you
>He explains your son signed up for it
>You have to pay close to half a million dollars for it
If this is somehow unoriginal, then provide me with the archive link to where someone said it before.
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>>31906152
Sort of, the guys who vape also just tend to be some retard junkie stoner types.and cigs make your voice sound cool and manly.
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>>31906144
Fuck sam
Kill frodo
Abort gimli
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>>31906144
fuck sam, marry gimli, kill frodo
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>>31906102
Do you take Starflower oil?
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>>31906156
Yes.
You have a good sense of intuition.
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>>31906167
Pull out my .44 magnum revolver and blow his brains out then and there
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>>31906140
It’s called negging, aka negative reinforcement aka negative compliments and it works.
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>>31906168
Fair
But what if it made her kisses taste like strawberries and death?
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>>31906175
Based concealed carry femanon.
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>>31906116
>If God had a name what would it be?
Dave.
>And would you call it to his face?
>If you were faced with Him in all His glory
>What would you ask if you had just one question?
"Seriously, what the *fuck* were you thinking?"
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>>31906178
This is why I need a drownable man.
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>>31906179
If it's about women I think I would judge her less for vaping than smoking, I see smoking as an inherently masculine activity and it also makes your breath smell like complete dogshit. Then again I've literally never seen a girl who vapes even on the internet.
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>>31906116
Ethan.
Probably not.
Did you weep when Lucifer fell?
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>>31906135
>Do you judge smokers or vapers harder? Why?
I judge them both, but smokers stink more, and their smoke not only kills them but kills other people too. It's hard not to judge that.
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>>31906180
I'm a guy. Ain't no woman carrying a .44 caliber anything on their tiny ass frames and tight ass clothes.
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>>31906167
Your issue was expecting anons to open a YouTube shorts link.
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>>31906184
W-what?
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>>31906185
What if she demanded you to open your mouth to let her blow a smoke ring into you?
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>>31906135
f, smoking comes off more mature than vaping, and my mom vapes a lot and i hate the smell, so i'd say i judge vapers most. cigars are the way to go imo
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>>31906188
Killing people is based tho
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>>31906193
Lmao. Contracting popcorn lung together is the best bonding activity.
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>>31906189
Ah damn, more women should carry around .44 magnums in their daily lives.
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>>31906195
This nigga gets it
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>>31906193
You ever see the video of the two homeless guys smoking crack and one guy blows the crack smoke into the other guys ass?
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>>31906134
complete nonsense
none of what you said aligns with any definition or the word free will, control, or choice
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>>31906197
This anon gets it
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>>31906189
Now I'm going to buy a taurus tracker 44 and go to a shooting range, looking for a meek college shooter that wants me to put it in his mouth while I peg him.
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>>31906203
who's in this pic?
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>>31906174
The first problem was it was specifically pointed at women eliminating 85% of the posters here. The second issue was using youtube shorts, most of us aren’t opening that without a good incentive. Third problem was the voice upon opening it was annoying as fuck causing me to close it without giving it a chance. I don’t know what you were expecting. It was a bit of a Hail Mary type of question
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>>31906200
No and I prefer to keep it that way. Now imagine a smoky blow job.
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>>31906180
NTA, but honestly, guys are all "Hey, you're so based!" right up until the point when you shoot them in the spine, and then they're all "WTF bitch, I was just trying to talk to you!"

(He was not just trying to talk to me. The police agreed.)

Fuck, I need sleep.
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>>31906106
lol yeah
that's why instead of posting I love women I post I hate women and I get more love from them
women are curious creatures
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>cigarettes can make your voice deeper and raspier
Fellas, I'll be right back. I need to go to the gas station real quick.
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>>31906184
Attempt 2: hey bb I don’t know how to swim
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>>31906207
>imagine
I got memories, thanks mate.
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>>31906205
My beloved
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>>31905758
is sailor moon about ghosts?
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>>31906212
*drowns you*
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>say "I want a lasting loving relationship built on mutual affection and appreciation and praise also i'll do the chores if femanon doesn't want to do chores and also buy her stuff because i want her to feel everyday she is my special someone"
>femanon calls me cringe and gay and gets 500 kinds of ick
>say "beat women unless they like it, otherwise don't beat them."
>femanon gets turned on and keeps lurking atoga hoping i give her attention

O tu, Deus majestatis,
alme candor Trinitatis
nos conjunge cum beatis. Amen.
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>>31906205
Me
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>>31906211
Post voca
>>31906213
High five!
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>>31906215
It's about nighttime nautical navigation
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>>31906207
>Now imagine a smoky blow job.
NTA. Dated a guy once who had a smoking fetish. Rather than fuck he just wanted me to blow smoke on his dick and this (he said) would make him cum. Suffice to say we didn't date for very long.
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>>31906208
Based I wish women would shoot me in the spine and then the head.
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>>31906207
>when she breathes on your dick
Incredible
>when she breathes on your dick AND there’s smoke that smells like fruit
Didn’t think it could get better
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>>31906225
You fumbled a bad bitch.
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>>31906219
i'm gonna touch you
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>>31906218
This looks so retarded. Whoever drew this has no idea what muscle insertions look like.
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>>31906208
Waste of good spine.
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>>31906224
I have not seen enough sailor moon to disprove that so I will continue forward believing this to be true
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>>31906229
Meh, he was a bit too submissive for me, too.
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>>31906227
I am just that innovative.
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>>31906221
After I smoke a pack a day for 5 years I might
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>>31906237
Welcome to my life. I’m a decade strong.
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>>31906235
>she is submissive
How boring of you.
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>>31906232
>Waste of good spine
In my defence, he was trying to rape me at the time, despite what he would probably have claimed. I wasn't sorry he ended up unable to walk straight, and I wasn't sorry when he OD'ed on Fentanyl a few years later. I really hope it was suicide.
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>>31906204
I was so with it until the last 2 words, just ride me while you put the gun in my mouth. You can peg me after the gun is put away and you drain my spirit.
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>>31906240
I'm more switchy. Don't like guys who want to call me "Mistress" 24/7.
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Like autumn leaves his sense fell from him
An empty glass of himself
Shattered somewhere within
His thoughts like a hundred moths
Trapped in a lampshade
Somewhere within
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>>31906242
Did you cry on television?
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>>31906239
Your lungs ain’t tho!
Ba dum tss
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>>31906226
>Based I wish women would shoot me in the spine and then the head.
If you're creepy enough, we will.
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>>31906230
I wish you could...
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>>31906236
>tfw no gf to blow a perfect smoke ring around my cock
I now know how tantalus must have felt in that lake
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>>31906248
https://voca.ro/1nFVzYVnW3Uu
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>>31906246
>Did you cry on television?
Cry about what? I have no issues with how things turned out.
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>>31906239
Did it give you a sexy crooner voice
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>>31906256
No I’ve been told I sound gay. But you decide.
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>>31906144
Fuck Gimli
Marry Sam
Kill Frodo
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>>31906245
Me when I smoke crack
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>>31906245
I really like this because my brain does feel like 100 moths
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>>31906253
I came
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>>31906251
i laughed really hard at this because i thought this was in reference to how much you would be wearing
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Why do women larp as femcels? Is it to attract a mate or just to get attention?
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>>31906144
So far from what I’ve gathered from the answers given it seems that Frodo is indeed a bitch. Gimli is a good man. And Sam would be a great bangmaid.
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>>31906263
Designed for maximum loneliness
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>>31906253
https://voca.ro/17EPCHKB9qiD
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>>31906267
im tearing through all of that like a werewolf, men in the military are so hot
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>>31906268
Heuhehahhueheh
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>>31906271
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA KILL YOURSELF
^_^
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>>31906268
I just had multiple orgasms
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>>31906273
Deez nuts
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>>31906275
YHATS JUST GREAT!!!!!!
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>>31906265
they're always female Brads, or Tracies. Generic faced sociopathic women with a neutral expression, too self-centered to be called ugly, too self-conscious to be called pretty.
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>>31906135
I judge vapers harder because it's worse for the environment. Cigarette smoking is minimalistic and doesn't involve lots of electrical waste.
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>>31906280
Jokes on you, earth was made to be sacrificed for me.
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How do I get rid of my BBW orbiters.
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>>31906279
whats a brad and whats a tracie if i may ask
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>>31906042
>more
lol
lmao (even)
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>>31906277
Still tweakin
Make it stoooopp
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>>31906265
I need attention.
Help me take my period out, james.
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>>31906286
You brought this on yourself.
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>>31906265
I love women with that look, what is this phenotype called.
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>>31906283
BBW orbiters as in bbw women or as in men orbiting you for being fat?
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>>31906288
Im gonna
Like
Uh
K
Kiss you
On the the
Mouth
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>>31906284
Chad is the main character of Earth.
Stacie is female Chad.
Brad is off-market Chad.
Tracie is off-market Stacie.
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>>31906291
You type one handed very well! ^_^
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>>31906290
>or as in men orbiting you for being fat?
NTA. I assumed they meant that. BBWs do have their own gravitational field.
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>>31906294
Thamfk yo u babigril
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>>31906293
>off-market
I meant off-brand
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>>31906287
You can just do squats to get the period out
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I wonder if if everybody was treated as nicely in life as attractive people do if we all would just have a much kinder society in general.
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>>31906265
>I hate not being able to attract the only type of men that I'm attracted to
Refer to the 10% statistics.
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>>31906293
thank you this makes a lotta sense
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I WANT A TIGHT-WAISTED GF
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>>31906300
>If people were nicer to each other... Society would be kinder
Wow... Einstein...
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>>31906290
The former. Fat bitches in my DMs!
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>>31906304
Get a regular gf and put her in a whalebone corset.
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>>31906305
I thought you said epstein
Haha
Kinder
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Women can you scoop out your period with a spoon
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>>31906299
I'm not a ketchup bottle, twerking isn't going to help. I need that white penis so I can make it redddddd.
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>>31906310
>can you scoop out your period with a spoon
Do you want me to feed it to you?
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>>31906289
That one in your pic, unlike the one you quote?
Redneck retard look, I'd say.
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>>31906310
no, a spoon won't fit into our cervix
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>>31906313
I might throw it up but he'll why not
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>>31906306
https://voca.ro/1j0wvU1gMgQ9
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>>31906308
My ex used to wear corsets, shit's hot.
I don't want to force her though, I want her to have done it to herself for years and be naturally into it.
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>>31906318
>male voice
Instantly closed.
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>>31906322
Sorry that was just my male voice filter.
>>
State gender
Do you play any instruments, and if you could play any instrument what would it be?
Singing counts
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>>31906322
>https://voca.ro/1j0wvU1gMgQ9
male voice?!?
instantly opened
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>>31905758
Men, if I've got my period, will you still go down on me?
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>>31906326
F
I play men like a fiddle and they make me do weird noises.
Does that count?
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>>31906327
Yes, it is I, a male.
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>>31906312
Dear God.
Please send me a period sex gf assuming this one is white.
Amen.
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>>31906326
f, i sing sometimes but my range sucks, i play alto sax, tenor sax, baritone sax.
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>>31906333
Sex
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>>31906326
M.
I used to play synths, guitar, and piano. Can’t sing though. I can rap though.
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>>31906326
F
I sing
I was pretty okay guitar hero. I can play some things on piano by ear.
Tried theory, very bad at it. Dyslexia and such.
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>>31906312
>>31906287
Man hands... No girl fetishises white guys
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>>31906329
*Glurbglburhlbilrg*
You like it like that babe?
*Blrbrblrbrlbrlr*
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>>31906326
M. I used to play the violin. I was never very good at it. I sang in the school choir too. I wish my parents had got me singing lessons rather than violin lessons, I might have been an okay singer.
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>>31906335
i frowned at this
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>>31906337
Post wrapping voca
>>
My gf and I live pretty close together and I have to drive by her place every morning on my way to work. Last night she went to her moms around 8/830 to go to the gym and then had a bunch of laundry to do at her parents house. She said she was probably gonna get home late and had some work to do on her lap top. I drove by her place this morning naturally in my way to work and her car wasn’t home. She could have passed out at her moms but I’ve had a weird gut feeling lately that soemtbing might be going on. I’m gonna talk to her on the phone around lunch and chat for a second and I plan on asking what time she ended up getting home and stuff.
If she gives me an actual time instead of saying she fell asleep at her moms, and says she made it home, can I assume she’s cheating?
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men, would you find a girl who wears boy underwear weird? (i like minecraft briefs)
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>>31906343
I‘ll make you FROWN on this COCK
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>>31906326
F. I sing in the shower, that's it. I'd love to be able to play something with my hands, like piano.
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>>31906349
oh ok!
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>>31906326
M
I bought an electric guitar as a teenager, never became good at it though so I gave it to my nephew some years later.

>>31906335
I just had to write "my eyes are up here" on IG...
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>>31906312
>not a ketchup bottle
Yes you are
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>>31906344
https://voca.ro/1dSzjB7SN55z
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>>31906340
>No girl fetishises white guys
White guys are the only guys I like as a white woman.
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>>31906353
OPEN WIDE BBGIRL
IT WILL ONLY HURT A LITTLE
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>>31906329
i love cod roe
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>>31906348
Is that not uncomfortable? Surely they sell creeper panties.
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>>31906348
The only issue is that I want to buy you hot lingerie and see you in it.
Would you want that? Put on stuff like garter belts for getting railed?
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>>31906326
M
Would be pretty nice to learn piano
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>>31906356
SMINEM SPOTTED
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>>31906340
NTA, but you're joking, right? The contrast of our skin is hot.
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>>31906355
Why are women so gross
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>>31906361
no it's actually very comfortable, and they don't sell creeper panties at walmart. possibly online but i don't wanna buy one pair for the same amount as a ten pack, you kno?
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>>31906329
I can’t… not after seeing that one /fit/ post. I’ll still use my pp on you though
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>>31906355
I donnnnttt wannaaa squat platessss. I want coooooock.
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>>31906358
This pic is my fetish
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>>31906365
https://voca.ro/18xxcP6ffmf6
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>>31906358
Why are girls so lithe and elegant
I need to hold one
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>>31906367
Wrongthink detected. You're autistic now, incel chud.
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>>31906355
Ewewewewwwwww what is that pic

>>31906366
It's hot but I don't really buy that other people think the same way
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>>31906355
This pic never fails to make me horny. I wanna swallow it.
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>>31906373
If you are M, it's not a fetish, but normalm
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>>31906348
I’m into it. Its the woman in the underwear that makes it hot, not the underwear itself
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>>31906345
>She said she was probably gonna get home late and had some work to do on her laptop.
Did she take the laptop with her? Can you ask whether she managed to get her work done *yesterday*?
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>>31906375
Only skinny ones.
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>>31906378
Nigga.
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>>31906377
I mean, I don't think my way of thinking is unique, so there must be others who share my opinion.
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>>31906363
i would want that. but would boy underwear on occasion be weird for you?
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So people really enter relationships for genitals? Seems nihilistic.
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>>31906374
Sowwy daddy
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>>31906385
JH, you are a chud.
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>>31906359
ok. :O
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>>31906379
No I am F
As in Fuck Up
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>>31906391
https://voca.ro/17NKCK5LGTaI
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>>31906386
Define "boy underwear" and "on occasion".
Like during the day you can wear what you want imo. Though if I see you wearing some sexy lingerie on a Saturday at 1pm in my living room, I guarantee I'll take then and there.
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>>31906381
Yeah she took the lap top.
Originally she made a joke and said there was no way she’d get home before 11
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>>31906392
Idk what that means, but fuck you. I'll fucking kill you.
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>>31906402
Oh god JH, so sorry, I meant Chad.
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>>31906395
Oh then good luck I guess?
Depends on how fucked up. lol
But the best bet is probably finding a relatively normal and stable guy who worships you.
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>>31906378
I bet it’s texturally unique, like raw oysters
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>>31906403
So now I have a huge dick and I'm ten feet tall?
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Man these chicken nuggets are delicious femanon, what's in it? God I love ketchup *spluurrrrrrt*
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>>31906376
Seriously tho, they shit blood out of a fleshy hole for a week every month. Like come on. That can't be a fuckin human. Bitches be aliens.
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>>31906406
If you want to be! I believe in you!
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>>31906398
UwU PLS BIT A BABI IN ME INCEL
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>>31906409
Good thing I am Commander Shepherd and FUCK ALIEN BITCHES FOR MY MISSION TO COOOMM
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>>31906399
>boy underwear
the tight briefs for boys, stretchy and makes my thighs look nice (like pic)
>on occasion
during the day
i get what you mean though. lingerie for nighttime, got it
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>>31906409
And men eject Nickelodeon slime full of tiny burrowing creatures from their flesh tubes every time someone tickles it for too long. Men are just as disgusting.
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>>31906404
>normal and stable guy
I threw up irl
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>>31906417
the thing is, we can choose not to
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>>31906383
Why do I have to have a sex drive. This shit is so annoying. Looking at these and knowing I'll never have it.
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>>31906416
forgot pic, kill me
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>>31906405
I would need to check on that by gargling it in my mouth before swallowing.
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>>31906413
https://voca.ro/1c0Dkq2l20kI
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>>31906383
tfw no skinny bod arthoe to breed
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>>31906409
Ur officially gay now.
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>>31906417
Nice try but me and my tadpoles are not literal blood
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>>31906409
stinks too.
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>>31906423
forgot again what's wrong with me
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I puked a little into my mouth from this period talk, I actually barfed my breakfast up
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>>31906436
Yeah same. What the fuck did I do?
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>>31906427
You want my MOID HANDS all over your body
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>>31906430
Yeah, it's just venom pee from your blunted stingers.
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>>31906421
Not if I get my hands on your dick.
>>31906430
Blood is nothing compared to jizz. There are at least trace amounts of blood in every single collection of other bodily fluids.
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>>31906433
Nta but lmfao picturing this
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>>31906441
>Not if I get my hands on your dick.
why worry about something thats never going to happen
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>>31906437
If I find out where you guys live, I will make it my personal mission to stick used pads all over your car and living quarters.
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>>31906438
https://voca.ro/1ulsVyGmJESD
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>>31906433
Hm…. Seems dangerous
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>>31906450
dangerous?
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>>31906448
Did you just call me a prostitute? ):<<<<
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>>31906417
>The foid fears the FULLY-FORMED man
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>>31906433
lol you are too horny rn so you forgot.
Those look funny, but if you say they make your thighs look like they explode...

>>31906416
>lingerie for nighttime, got it
Good girl.
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>>31906433
boyish clothes on girls look C U T E
I wanna spank you while you wear those shorts and try and see if I can make you explode :)
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>>31906456
https://voca.ro/15GF0EqqVO1v
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>>31906446
You never know. You aren't safe from me.
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>>31906460
I do it for free
No no no
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>>31906461
This dick didnt cum in months
You’re not grabbing shit
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>>31906329
I might try it but I'm not putting my tongue inside.
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>>31906383
Aight, fucking my fleshlight to her
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>>31906459
>I wanna spank you while you wear those shorts and try and see if I can make you explode :)
NTA. Girls aren't actually made from nitroglycerine, anon. Though I know it can seem that way sometimes.
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>>31906462
https://voca.ro/1gtn2eIKAMYl
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>>31906458
>Good girl.
god i'm weak when i'm ovulating
>>31906459
don't use that smiley face after such an arousing sentence, you monster
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>>31906464
Sending anti-abstinence vibes your way. You'll cave and fall soon enough, and you'll know who to blame.
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You now have to name your child the most ghetto name yet or die. Choose.
M
Jarquavius for boys.
LaDimontay for girls.
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>>31906468
If my gf turned into a worm I would put her up my peehole
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>>31906468
I would still love you if you were a jannie
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>>31906447
If I catch you I am going to whip that fat ass hard.
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>>31906473
HOTTTTTT
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>>31906472
I'd name that nigga tayquan
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>>31906471
you or your whiteboard have no power
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>>31906473
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>>31905758
Femanons, what do you think is women's nearest equivalent to post-nut clarity?
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>>31906482
turning 40.
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>>31906482
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>>31906481
Never reply to my posts with these images ever again.
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>>31906485
NO
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>>31906484
this will hit me in a few days and i will be ashamed of what i've fantasized about and touched myself to but NOT YET HEHEHEHE
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>>31906480
We'll see about that. I erased my drawing of a car for your post number. It's now towards the center and most likely to manifest.
>>31906482
Having to clean toys, wash towels, and all that stuff right after masturbating, regretting making more work for myself just so I could try and fail to get off.
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>>31906474
https://voca.ro/1jesMSyCt68V
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>>31906488
NEVER BE ASHAMED OF WHAT GOT YOU OFF BBGIRL
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>pov femanon relaxing
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>>31906493
Sent a chill down my spine
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>>31906490
>L word
I like pp
And I hate you
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>>31906491
ily
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>>31906470
>don't use that smiley face after such an arousing sentence, you monster
Bullying you makes it a lot more fun though. I'll be having some laughs while you're over my knee and I switch back and forth between softly caressing and massaging your back and thighs calling you my good pretty girl, and spanking you while making you admit you've been a naughty girl.
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>>31906493
They voted for this btw.
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>>31906496
https://voca.ro/1nnlhmBXvCxc
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>>31906497
<3
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kenzie reeves femanon both terrifies and arouses me. the things things i would do to her…
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>>31906502
You TWEAKIN
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I used to not understand how people could form parasocial relationships to YouTubers and Twitch streamers but after spending some time here I kinda get it now. Does this resonate with anyone else?
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>>31906202
Yes it does.
Do I evaluate between two or more hypothetical actions and then perform one of them? Yes
Was it predictable based on the laws of physics? Yes
You seem to think that since I'm made of atoms, I wasn't discarding hypotheticals
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>>31906500
literally felt myself get wet wow.
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>>31906489
oh fuck I got a boner now, fuck im horny, I think im going to cum, fuuuck im so clo.. oh wait, im white, your voodoo doesnt work on me JH

this dick is rated for impregnation only
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>>31906493
Fuuuuuuu
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>>31906505
hiiiii i'm watching you
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>>31906508
https://voca.ro/1bHAVgLIfJmn
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>>31906509
Not really. Wt least here we get to talk to people and receive responses, it's not totally one-sided.
>>31906514
>made you think about sex so much that you actively felt compelled to type it out, even jokingly
It's working already.
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can i slap your boobs
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>>31906517
It is me
I am ghost
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>>31906516
If you were you’d be getting an eyeful right now
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>>31906520
https://voca.ro/191LB3fYocBt
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>>31906519
HOW CAN SHE SLAP?!?
>>
I will never touch a cigarette, despite hanging around with smokers, because I want a woman to enjoy the taste of my cum one day.
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>>31906509
I'm just obsessing because I know one of them is kinky. And I'm really into it.
I can be normal, I think. I'm just neurotic rn because of period hormones hahaha. There's nothing wrong with that. Perfectly fine. Just leave me alone for a bit. Hahaha
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>>31906518
>made you think about sex
I think about sex all the time, my sexual energy is at an all time high
trough edging I have achieved the ability of controling my libido
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>>31906527
Skill issue
The hot part is swallowing it despite how gross it is
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How in tune are you with your emotions today? How in general?

Autism counts to for you sorry fucks.
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>>31906522
lovely. is it out?
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>>31906528
Huh
Women really go into heat during ovulation week. If enough femanons syncd up that’d be mating season
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>>31906535
well i cried in theater seeing paul dano in the batman. that's good
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>>31906535
M
5-6/10
I rate it based on how productive I am. If I fail to do everything I wanted to, it's because there was some emotional fuckery
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>>31906523
Put your hands on me
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>>31906541
The do, just not for (you)
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>>31906538
I’m nakey (just boxers really but close enough)
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>>31906545
Why must you hurt me in this way
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>>31905766
M
Ron Jeremy
and no, mine's not that big
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>>31906535
Helppp
>>
Women are 24/7 advertisements for chad.
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>>31906552
https://youtu.be/l-sZyfFX4F0?si=cKZjZpMX0wwbQkYH
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>>31906548
close enough.... for now
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>>31905758
How many dates does it take to know whether or not a woman is a "good fit" for you? I went on my first date ever the other day and while she was a nice lady and we both seemed to have a good time together, I wasn't feeling any real spark between us. Perhaps we were just both too close on the 'tism spectrum to each other for our own good and I saw too much of myself or something. We just sort of awkwardly parted ways at the end because I didn't go for a hug or kiss, and I'm pretty sure she was giving off "go for it" vibes while trying to draw out the moment.
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>>31906532
Nothing to do with skill.
I don't see why one shouldn't make the experience as pleasant as possible for her.
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>>31906535
M
>today
9 or 10

>in general
The past three or four weeks probably around an 8.
Even after a drink I didn't start to emopost about my abusive ex.

>>31906553
The doctor ordered some kitties for your stabilizing.
I am the doctor, you can trust me.
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>>31906535
>How in tune are you with your emotions today?
They're not mine, they're my body's, and I'm at like 30% sync rate my dude.
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>>31905818
Marvel
I was big into the X-Men when I was a kid. I was even on an X-Men roleplaying forum for a few years back when those were a thing.
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>>31906563
Get into the fucking body, Shinji.
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>>31906562
Kitties r so cuuuteeee.
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>>31906566
I don't want to be a human damnit I prefer being an abstract decision making process.
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>>31906567

>>31906568
What decisions are you making, my man?
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>>31906535
I am always a 10. Today is rage.
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>>31906535
Full dissonance at all times. I am a metronome out of sync, only occasionally lining up
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>>31906433
Do you have a nice ass? If you have a nice ass these probably look fine af
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>>31906573
>I am a metronome out of sync
And since I've met her, I'm a metronome
I clack away and wait until we're all alone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5h4ZtICxM0w
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Why post nudes, why not just post tits like 100% of men ask.
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>>31906571
I'm gonna pet you. And stroke you so niiiice...
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>>31906326
M
I used to play bass and was pretty good but just lost interest.
I used to have a pretty good voice, too, but it's ruined from throat damage. Maybe I could do a Tom Waits thing or something.
>>
I hate women like no one would ever believe
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>>31906544
https://voca.ro/15FWBsHPztvj
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>>31906583
>throat damage
What happened
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>sending femanons nudes but instead of it being dickpics its just me naked doing jojo poses
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>>31906586
I was expecting ora ora but mkay
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>>31906581
Good luck getting up to my head, girly girl!
I bet you aren't even 170cm.
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>>31906588
>its just me naked doing jojo poses
Hot
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>>31906589
https://voca.ro/1cOVsDKRThFK
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>>31906588
hot
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>>31906588
OH GOD YES PLEASE
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>>31906587
I used to smoke starting in middle school and kept it up to my mid 20s.
I have an addictive personality, so cigarettes weren't enough for me. There's something called a "lung" that people use to smoke weed and I used them for tobacco, I also took a lot of tobacco bong hits.
I have a cool gravelly voice now but my singing days are over.
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>>31906586
You sound like a katoey, those thai trannies.
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>>31906590
I'm 178cm. I can reach. I wear heels.
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>>31906593
That is me trying SO hard to not be demanding
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>>31906597
nta
>tobacco bong hits
Mmmmmmmm yum, been a while since I’ve had one
>>
I want to take a pairs of dirty used panties, dry them in the oven, scrape the discharge off, repeat until I have enough powered discharge, then snort it.
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>>31906601
You'd be the tallest I ever had, but you'd need 12cm high heels to match me, do you think you can handle that?
I'd even buy ones for you, if you let me chose some extra naughty ones.
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>>31906600
https://voca.ro/1jkwNQ08svCE
>>31906603
https://voca.ro/1dDutikhZ1Xo
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>>31906606
uh... why?
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>>31906606
My discharge is very powered
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>>31906567
>tfw this never happened to me at 19 years old
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>>31906606
Really trying to be as unhinged as possible today aren’t we
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>>31906588
you are a ginormous fucking fag, kill yourself
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>>31906610
I just know I’d get a crazy head rush snorting your
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>>31906610
Rocket powered?
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>>31906535
Feeling fine, is fine, so in tune
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>>31906605
They're brutal once you're not used to them
i took one after not smoking for a few years for old times sake and I almost called an ambulance
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>>31906617
You’re just mad you didn’t think of it first
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>>31906615
WU TANG CLAN AIN'T NOTHING TO FUCK WITH.
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>>31906618
You‘d be tweakin for hours
>>31906620
Me powered
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>>31906617
mad cuz bad
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>>31906535
I don't know what that means
I feel emotions, I guess I'm happier than usually for some reason, but I don't know how I can be more or less "in tune" with them
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>>31906607
>4inch heels
Absolutely. I like rocket dog flip flops.
I need a proper chonky heel, because I heel strike like thunder. A twig there would be a weapon to the ground.
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>>31906624
NTA some femanons actually get mad when you don't send them real nudes of your dick and everything.
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>>31906606
This is how they make MDMA
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>>31906608
Come here and find out
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>>31906624
>>31906627
The femininity of the average "heterosexual" male is off the fucking charts these days. Abhorrent.
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Women, I don't understand how cum swallowing works. The goo is very gooey and in my case it sticks to surfaces and stays there. Let's say it shoots to the back of your throat, how can it go down and how long does that take?
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>>31906633
didnt work for this body just to hide it away
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men, is it bad if... im so scared of the dark i literally cant sleep right now and my light won't turn on.
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>>31906632
You are so fucking rude.
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>>31906623
Yeah that shit hurts lol at least you’re mostly okay still
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>>31906635
throats are wet, doubt it'd stick because of the saliva
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>>31906637
Hide under the blankey, everyone knows the monsters can’t get you under the blankey. Even the monsters know.
But no it’s not that bad, a lot of the women I know are afraid of the dark
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>>31906635
I dare you to swallow your own cum.
Then do it again when you're propperly hydrated.
Drink water, boys. Or women will choke on your dry ass cum.
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>>31906635
>>31906645
She dared you bro, you gotta do it now
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>>31906638
Mh yes <3
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>>31906644
im using my batman batsignal popcorn bucket as a night light but it keeps getting dim for some reason :( blankey sanctuary it is then
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>>31906637
Need gf that’s so scared of the dark she crushes my ribs when we sleep together and the suspended bridge effect hits us both
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>>31906647
>>31906645
Nice CEI. I will do it and report back.
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>>31906650
I will astral project into your room and protect you, sleep easy femanon
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>>31906629
>I like rocket dog flip flops
Had to google these. lol

>I heel strike like thunder
I like a girl that knows how to strutt. Even better when the heels accentuate her legs and ass.
>>
>come to /atoga/
>get disgusted by behavior of other males
>leave
it never ends
I hate you pathetic fucking worms
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>>31906655
see you tomorrow!
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>>31906652
>he isn’t afraid
Finally someone who isn’t a coward itt
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>>31906653
thank you kind anon, in return i send peaceful dream wavelengths
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>>31906655
bye bye
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>>31906655
The cycle continues
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>>31906651
i like the sound of this
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>gf went to moms last night to work out, do laundry and finish working on lap top
>said she probably wouldn’t get home until really late
>drive past her house this morning while making a delivery
>car isn’t home
>talk to her briefly on the phone, says she didn’t get home until after midnight
>clearly a lie because she wasn’t home at all

Is it safe to assume she’s cheating or doing something behind my back
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>>31906664
Shut up
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>>31906658
See you soon
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>>31906664
She went to the blocksberg.
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>>31906663
We would be so in love and it would get worse every night
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>>31906654
Yessss those chonkers.
Definitely makes my ass and legs look fantastic.
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>>31906664
Uh oh… stinky
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>>31906633
Nta
If it makes you feel better I send only dick pics because I am fat.
Feminine fit men or masculine fat men. Choose one ot the other and no you have no alternatives.
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>>31906669
i would watch scary movies to make it worse on purpose
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>>31906664
She made a 15 hours pit stop at Chad. He helped her with a long cardio session.
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>>31906664
Its so over
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>>31906670
Not sure how long I'd be able to hold myself back if I saw you strutting around like that, bet you would even sway your ass, just begging for some slaps.
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Does thugmaxxing actually work? Not like in a wigger thug way, but a mafia boy aesthetic btw
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>>31906683
Hell yeah
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>>31906683
This is what I'm talking about
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBO8y1M64SI
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>>31906681
Yep~
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>>31906649
Okay. Okay! I’ll split you in half, see you in a bit. You win.
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>>31906687
That's a very good signal for telling me you are needy.
Your height would also be perfect for just bending you over my kitchen counter and taking you from behind, I have to say.
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>>31906535
Autism chad here
I only replied to say
*too
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>>31905768
>find (only) white women attractive
>is scared of (finding out what) white women (really think of me)
i must be so pathetic because of the number of times i've shut down girls who've proactively initiated things with me.
this milf in my office also awkwardly stands way too close over my shoulder so i can't even turn around without staring at her chest.
>>
It's okay to be slutty as long as you're hot. Nobody likes ugly sluts or manwhores

How does this make you feel?
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>>31906706
That’s untrue.
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>>31906687
>>31906695
Lol human mating ritual
>>
>tfw no bisexual european gf
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>>31906695
Hahahaha yessss.
Slip it in meeee, sweetheart.
I'll kegel on it.
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>>31905766
F
Scarlit Scandal, I've been told.

>>31906018
F 27
21 - 38

>>31906135
Smokers. That shit is gross.

>>31906144
Marry Sam. Fuck Gimli. Kill Frodo.

>>31906326
F
I played flute in school. I've learned some guitar on my own but haven't really been motivated to practice. I also sing really well.

>>31906340
I pretty much like white guys exclusively.

>>31906482
We experience it too. Though I can say that when I'm ovulating, I'm attracted to men I normally wouldn't spare a second glance. Like my entire rating scale shifts two points.

>>31906535
Today, probably 9, but that's not a good thing.

>>31906580
Because that undersell the whole package. Like imagine making someone a three course meal but they only want the hors d'oeuvre.

>>31906588
This is unironically more appealing. My ex and I would do this because he knew I loved Jojo and he does amateur bodybuilding.

>>31906635
I've been downing protein shakes as thick as cement since my late teens. A little load of nut is nothing.

>>31906706
Nobody likes hot sluts either, at least not as long term partners.

>>31906713
Why bisexual and european?
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>>31906716
>, at least not as long term partners.
I don't see the problem, as long as they're faithful
>>
Women, do you have a thigh gap? Reference -> >>31906687
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>>31906718
I'm not one to turn down a partner because of their sexual history, as long as they're clean. But I don't think body hopping is an attractive quality.
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>>31906714
This was a bit too cringe for me. lol
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>>31906725
Who are you kidding? You have no standards.
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>>31906725
Lol okay~
Ttfn I guess..
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>>31906729
I'm sure we'll have another dance one day.
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>>31906726
Would have been different if I knew the person, but this way it felt weird, oh well.
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>>31906711
>human screeching sex noises
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>>31906719
I did, a month ago. Now I'm fat.
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>>31906535
I love myself
I've been so happy this year
You have no idea just how good things could beeeee
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>>31906735
I grunt and moan usually instead.
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>>31906716
>Why bisexual
bi girls seem more chill and open.
my partner being into women eases specific neuroses/insecurities I have but that sentence probably won't make sense to anybody.

>and european?
Europeans are hot, I'd like to date someone from another culture, and the european lifestyle and mentality seems a bit healthier than in Anglo countries.
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>>31906694
GOSH DARN
Tear me in two daddy
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Men, is it weird for a woman to sleep in the same bed as her nephew(s)?

Every woman I've asked said it's not but men I've asked have been split.
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>>31906741
It depends on your intentions and his age
If he's in puberty, don't do it
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>>31906741
no
they got to learn it from somebody
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>>31906741
Why would you sleep with your nephew in the same bed? Is he a baby and sick?
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>>31906746
you know why
femanon is just looking for an excuse
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>>31906741
Nah, I don't find it weird for a woman to do that.
Historically speaking, entire families used to sleep in one bed, and would even have guests and strangers sleep in the same bed as them.
>>
Someone come hose me down I need a shower
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>>31906738
>grunt and moan
>Ayo fat bitch did you ever get your asshole tongued by a homeless guy in a raincoat
all human mating ritual sex noises
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>>31906749
I mean I'd understand it if her nephew was a dog.

>>31906753
I don't fuck fat bitches. lol
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Manifesting hockey bf
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State gender.
Would you, for any reason, forgive your partner for cheating?
If so, what would be the reason and what justification would you find valid?
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>>31906759
F
Yes
If he felt like it
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>>31906759
M
I would "forgive" sexual assault I guess, but knowingly
and willingly doing it is the end
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>>31906752
are you a woman or a m*n?
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>>31906757
I wonder if this version or the estano fuego version came first
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>>31906757
>I don't fuck fat bitches. lol
fat bitch is just a term of endearment
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>>31906764
Wom*n
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>>31906758
Manifesting the American invasion of Canada and the resulting annexation of the country.
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>>31906741
It depends on the age, reason and relationships between the two.
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>>31906759
F. No. I did once and I still couldn't get over it. Learnt from that experience that, personally, it's not doable for me.
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>>31906759
M
No lol
Sexual assault isn't cheating, its being raped
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>>31906770
why would you invade india?
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>>31906769
ok take your clothes off
and bend over, i'm going max pressure between your legs
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>>31906765
>estano fuego version
I don't know what that is.

>>31906768
I have better ones.

>>31906759
M
Can't think of any reason.

>>31906763
What the fuck, cheating and being raped are so utterly different, why the fuck would you even bring it up?
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>>31906776
The answer is in the question
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>>31906778
Ouch
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>>31906779
Google is your friend bud.
Obviously an artist who did an image with that exact same panelling and joke
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>>31906780
>would
yeah imma need a fat assed Indian girl to worship my white Aryan dick
I'm going to make the all khasitrya class women brahmins
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>>31906784
UGU UGUUUU
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>>31906770
Manifesting hockey bf
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>>31906782
Alright get up it's mist mode time
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>>31906789
>premium
FANCMY
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>google says my passwords got leaked somewhere
>they only got my passwords from decade+ old forum accounts
I don't know why they bothered
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>>31906791
bought it just for you <3
Alright open your mouth
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>>31905758
Which AI and prompt was used for this OP?? It looks really really cool
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>>31906742
>If he's in puberty, don't do it
Legitimately, why? I have no experience with being a boy going through puberty, but do boys not distinguish between family?

>>31906744
Learn what?

>>31906746
We've just done it since he was a toddler.

>>31906771
My nieces, 11 and 13, also sleep in my bed and no one has said that's weird.
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>>31906788
manifesting shego gf
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>>31906786
Rule 34 / Estanofuego
Looks likehe deleted a ton of his art so its basically just bestiality now (it used to be human on human and therefore actually hot)
Shame.
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>>31906793
Fill me up daddy
Hydrate me
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>>31906795
Not all boys do, and being that close in bed with a woman could be confusing for his hormone addled mind, especially when he starts getting no-reason boners
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>>31906795
Our cocks don't.
>Nieces
If you were her uncle you'd be called a pedo for that
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>>31906795
Stop sleeping with your nephew in the same bed.
WTF is wrong with you, you're going to fuck him up so fucking much, unbelievable.

>not knowing the difference between boys and girls
Jeez how do you even make it through the day, being this incredibly oblivious to the most obvious issues?
Fuck off, you must be trolling.
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>>31906763
Getting raped isn't cheating unless she did something retarded like taking drugs with friends.
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>>31906800
You sound like a very desperate tranner
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>>31906798
I need a camwhore gf so bad. Having spent my whole life looking at these girls I can't imagine even wanting to date a chick who doesn't upload erotica online
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>>31906806
>unless
No, then it's still rape and not cheating, you incel freak.
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>>31906808
Take me
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>>31906808
Reply
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>>31906807
Thanks
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>>31906800
Hands behind your head and gimme 10 squats!
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>>31906808
I would be relieved to know a woman i'm dating posted anonymous nudes online desu, she needs that dog in her
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>>31906809
Play stupid games, win stupid prices.
Stop being a childish loser and learn accountability.
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>>31906807
they hate to see a girl having fun
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>>31906808
You sound like the average male feminist

Can I die now?
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>>31906802
At what age does this usually happen? He's not puberty age yet.

>>31906805
How is sleeping in the same bed going to fuck him up?
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anon forgot to say NTA, bullied her, and scared her off...
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>>31906818
Yeah, how can you even marry a girl who doesn't do porn? You're gonna just end with a dead bedroom
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>>31906808
I want to be in the same room while she streams.
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>I posted something cringe and scared the girl off, lets pretend someone else did it
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>>31906759
F
Yes
It would depend what type of cheating and whether he was truly remorseful. Cheating bothers me because of the disloyalty, not because someone else got to play with my toy.
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>i'm covering up the fact it was me but posting this meme btw
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>>31906759
M
No
no
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Women
If I defeat your bf in single combat, can I claim you?
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one man singlehandedly KILLED the thread
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>>31906844
somehow even JH left
thats impressive
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>>31906833
Same
>tfw no ewhore gf to photograph
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>>31906844
And it was ME.
I did it and I impersonated the three othwr guys.
All just because in the 3rd grade a girl took my toy and never gave it back.
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I cry thinking about all the femanons in lesbian relationships. A man would never abuse you like that.
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>>31906852
some femanons are delicate you know you can hurt them easily
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Why do I feel like pulling away when someone actually reciprocates feelings of affection? Have I just not found the right person?
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>>31906841
no i nurse him back to health and you rematch
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>>31906861
>so withdrawn i've never even gotten to the point of someone actually having feelings of affection toward me
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>>31906827
If his age is in the double digits, you are fucking him up.
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>>31906863
Just come back some other time.
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>>31906829
No she fell asleep.
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>>31906844
It was me
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>>31906844
What happened?
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Why do I get angry when someone compliments me?
I like it more when they explicitly tell me something I've done is wrong and how to improve
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>>31906882
I posted my massive 3 inch erect penis and the women had to all leave simutaniously to touch themselves. Since thsi thread is 90% women pretending to be men pretending to be assholes so they can get mad at themselves, the thread died
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>>31906882
This guy >>31906889 called poor femanon a tranny and she left out of sadness
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A young girl asked me if she's pretty and I said no because I'm not into children and she ran off crying
Am I the bad guy or the good guy?
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You’re welcome, lads. You should be thanking me profusely.
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why do u people treat others differently in public when you think they're a couple
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>>31906898
kill yourself FAGGOT
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still looking for an ATOGA boyfriend
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>>31906900
No more femanon for you. All mine now.
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>>31906896
Drake what are you doing posting on 4chan?
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>>31906905
Nope, I took her away.
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>>31906893
https://voca.ro/1d4U37xlx6gM
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"If my penis is small, that means she would have had to see a lot of penises to know, which makes her a hoe, and that makes it her problem, not mine."
State gender
Thoughts on this wisdom?
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>>31906908
it just wont be the same...
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>>31906908
Why’d you take your trip off?
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>>31906901
cant, im bald
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>>31906909
is watching porn being a hoe? If so I have bad news for all of you
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>>31906896
You’re sure she was a little girl right? I know this one woman who gets mistaken for a little boy just because she’s short and has short hair.
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>>31906917
Absolutely, she's 12, she's a friends kid
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>>31906913
https://voca.ro/18BrUEAMEYcW
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>>31906909
If its smaller than my middle finger its worse than fingering myself, simple fact
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>>31906901
I'm balding and not 6'2. Good luck.
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>>31906901
Why?
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>>31906898
>lads
Oi, bruv yew gaw uh loicenze fuh at m8? It's Chursday innit
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>>31906920
You are autistic
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>>31906927
How tall are you
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>>31906893
No I don't think he did.
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>>31906921
>>31906908
Fuck off, spammer.
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>>31906901
Sorry, not gay.
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>>31906934
>Buzzword
That doesn't answer my question
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>>31906938
https://voca.ro/1bax98O1ATIH
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>>31906896
Could use some lessons from Dr. Disrespect.
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>>31906905
Any kind of fool could see
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>>31906948
I still want to fuck those dirty words out of you.
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>>31906954
Calm down Belgian man!
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>>31905766
Male

How the hell would I know?
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Anyone have experience with long term relationships? I don’t have much experience and everything I’ve had was less than 6 months. How do you maintain in these parts?
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>>31906935
6' (minus 0,1181102 inches to account for hair loss, although a part of the skull is slightly protruding).
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>Matched with a black woman
>Going on a date in a week
Her ass is so fat bros its over for me I have ascended
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How tall does a man need t obe to be "tall" in a womans eyes?
As a 6' exactly guy I feel like a manlet
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>>31906974
>I feel like a manlet
Being a manlet is a completely mental issue after all.
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>>31906974
>>31906967
6’ is fine for women that aren’t insane
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>>31906974
Same, 6' ain't shit anymore
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>>31906942
There was no question in the post I replied to.
I don't wanna bother answering a question as stupid as your original post.
You treated an innocent question as if it were some kind of test from the fbi. Relax idiot, just say she's cute or that she looks good in her outfit. You are not supposed to have sex with any single thing that you think looks good. And even if you didn't think she looked at least nice you could have told her a white lie or some idea to improve her looks
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>Tell a girl hitting puberty she's attractive
oof real chris handson hours
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>>31906848
Bitch I have a JOB.
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Finna masturbate. Anyone got any good recommendations?

>>31906970
Acceptance is the first step to recovery

>>31906974
Taller than the guy next to him
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>>31906998
For me its a koikatsu maid harem being plapped by a single futa scene
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>>31906998
Why are you so horny
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>>31906998
>Anyone got any good recommendations?
Did it to her >>31906304 >>31906383 this morning.
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MANFIESTING MANIFESTER GF WHO MANIFESTS ME MANIFESTING HER IN AN INFINITE STABLE LOOP
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>>31906998
>Americans actually believe this
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>>31906997
unless that shit has blow, hand, tit or foot infront of it im not interested
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>>31907003
I don't know. I think it's a mix of the xanax and coming off hormonal birth control. I used to have no sex drive.
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>>31907014
>footjob
Why do you feetshitters always have to bring up your fucked up trash...
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>>31907014
>not ass
You bore me.
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>>31907019
shut up, i'll cum on your face in self defence
I know that shit is like pepperspray for you
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>>31906998
Hey, you are black right? Whats up with the fake hair? Why do they all wear fake hair and act like this is normal
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>>31906998
>Anyone got any good recommendations?
What do you have in mind?
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>>31907022
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>>31907018
who asked
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>>31907018
Preach it
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>>31907022
>All the black girls I see have their hair in rape-braids, random objects tied into the hair, etc
Sucks
Same for the guys, except older black guys around here are 100% bald, probably because of this
I don't know why they hate their own hair
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>>31907025
The feetshitters do, they always need to be put in their place and told no woman will ever enjoy their fetish.
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>>31907029
All my ex’s seem to disagree
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>>31907022
It’s gross isn’t it?
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>>31907021
Wouldn't stop me from breaking your dick.
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>>31907022
That's typically women with afro-textured hair. It takes a lot to maintain and the treatments to straighten, whether chemical or heat, will damage your hair. That's why a lot of black women who straighten, their hair lacks luster or has a weird texture.

Even natural hair (afros) take a lot to maintain. That's why many women choose to wear protective styles, like braids, or wear weaves rather than growing their own hair out.

>>31907023
I'm impartial, but I have been on a futa kick lately.
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>>31907040
NTA, but it's ok if it's somebody done with nails like that.
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>>31907043
>tfw my acrylics are twice as long
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>>31907040
I will never understand why women have long nails
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>>31907044
I know you are a nailsizequeen, but I also know you will never take a pic of them for me...
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>>31907046
Oh here we go again with the retard...
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>>31906795
>My nieces, 11 and 13, also sleep in my bed and no one has said that's weird.
I thought you were a moid and were trolling but you're a woman
then it's not weird
boys are sex addicts
I was masturbating to hardcore porn at age 11
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>>31907041
Why FUTA? Look at real women, that’s disgusting
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>>31906966
Been with my husband for 7 years and was with my ex for about as much.

The biggest advice is to find someone you really love. Then keep doting on them, keep flirting with them, reminding them that you love them with your actions and words, and love the shit out of them.
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>>31907048
>Again
>with the retard
This is my first time posting about girlnails pls understand, I just don't get why you'd want them to be long. Especially in a relationship
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>>31907019
>Assjob supremacy
Perhaps I have judged you too harshly JH.
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>Do you think my hands are pretty
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>>31906869
>>31906805
>>31906804
>>31906802
it won't fuck him up
worst case he's going to love milfs and remain heterosexual which is a positive thing in our heterophobic society
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>>31905766
F
Closest I can find is Sarah Joy, like ugly pale femcel version of her
>>31906794
Anyone know??
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>>31907053
Then you might just be go.
Female hands are supposed to be long, slender and sexy.
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>>31907050
Because I like women and dick.
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>>31906719
Not between the thighs, but I have a little space at the very top.
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>>31907061
I think you might be into yaoi homo
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>>31907046
I like how they look on me, and they're fun.
>>31907047
I need an excuse to sneak them into a pic of a pie I bake or something.
>>31907054
Anything that'd get dick closer to my butt is a plus for me nowadays.
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>>31907056
>our heterophobic society
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>>31906759
F. I forgave my ex, but never felt any love for him after I found out. I felt stupid because at the end of the day he just kissed another chick a few weeks into dating me when we were 15, but it killed any love I ahd for him
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>>31907067
M
Would bend over both twinks and the hispanic looking guy and plap all 3 in a row
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>>31907046
My sister’s are like crazy long now. Idk how they don’t break.
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>>31907065
Keep projecting.

>>31907066
>I need an excuse to sneak them into a pic of a pie I bake or something.
Nah bruh, don't need any excuses, just post them.
You're teasing and blueballing me for months now.
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Okay but would you're forgive cheating if you're're parnter got you're're're 1 billion dollars and its a 1 time thing
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>>31907062
I hope you aren’t german anon
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>>31907071
It's a slippery slope. First I post nails, then hair, then clothes hauls, then next thing I know my spread butthole is printed out and mailed to my house and school.
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>>31907075
Nta but post em you tease, guys post hands all the time
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>>31907075
>my spread butthole is printed out and mailed to my house and school.
Sounds kinda dangerous, but also hot.

I've offered you before to send your nails to a burner for me, but I get that the thrill might not be worth it for you.
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State gender:
Have you ever saw a woman with a tramp-stamp IRL? If not, how would you feel if you did see it?
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>>31907079
M
Not that I remember, would probably find it hot, since they turn me on when I see them on models.
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>>31907079
gross
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>>31907079
F. Yes. I don't feel much about it, it's just a kind of trashy tattoo.
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>>31907079
I miss shadman, my first teenage faps
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>>31907066
Based dick in the butt enjoyer.
I respect you now.
>>31907079
Depends on the woman.
Is she in McBling or is she in alt costume, how fat is her ass, is she staring at me like in the pic or minding her own business, is it just a geometric design, or is it a slutty mantra?
You niggas always ask the most irrelevant and generalizing questions.
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>>31907085
This isn't Shadman you moron
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>>31907051
Forgive me for sounding like an autistic creep, but are you the one whose relationship started out as long distance? Were there ever moments of doubt? I think I really do love this girl. When we’re together everything just makes sense. It’s the time apart and the distance that gets me down sometimes. And the realistic timeframe for having a “normal” relationship is probably years because I don’t want to take her away from her life and family until it really makes sense. She has school to finish and probably wants to get work experience in her field. Idk, I’m going to see her this weekend and I think we will have a serious discussion about our future.
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>>31907077
>>31907078
Never happening. Bite me.
>>31907079
Depends, what do you define as a tramp stamp?
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>>31907067
F
Those first two disgust me to my core.
The older two are cool though.

>>31907073
I've got some German ancestry, but I guess that's not what you meant.

>>31907079
F
Yes, a lot.
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>>31907091
Like what's on that picture.
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>>31907091
>Bite me.
I've told you before I'd bite your ass as long as you forced my head into it with your sexy nails.
You really gotta stop teasing me with it though, this is evil.
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>>31907090
No worries, no autism.

Yes, we started long distance. There were zero moments of doubt, I loved the shit out of him from day one and knew I was going to marry his stupid ass.

It's normal that it makes you feel like shit to be apart. I hated every day I was apart from him, and even just being at work kind of sucks because I look forward to the moment I'm home again with him so much.

>probably wants to get work experience in her field
She should move near you and work there if you can do it.
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Women:
Should I jack off to hardcore pornography or softctore vids/pics of women in provocative clothes?
I'll do whichever gets the most votes.
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All girls should have piecings and womb tattoos
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>>31907079
M I think so but I see those spine tattoos more which I don’t like at all.
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Women who don't want to be housewives. How much would you have to be paid per year to perform the equivalent duties?
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>>31907105
Much more importantly, they should have a clean shaved cunt.
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German speaking man come back ):
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>>31907104
The latter. It's better for you in the long run.
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Everyone calm down or else I'll start speaking italian
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>>31907108
Virgin alert
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>>31907114
Provaci, stronzo/a.
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>>31907105
That’s some tranny shit.
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>>31907095
Do small things on the lowe back also count? Like not centered.
>>31907096
Men are too easy to torture with words.
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>>31907040
This dick is too much for you JH
Its to strong for you
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>>31907125
>to
You embarrass yourself and your dick.
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Women thoughts on men who love boobies?
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>>31907132
Best men ever.
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>>31907120
>Men are too easy to torture with words
Seeing as how I am the resident nail guy, yes it is torture.
But IRL you wouldn't have it that easy.
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>>31907132
I like men that will worship my ass more, but tit lovers are good too
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>>31907132
They make me feel inadequate, but I get it.
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>>31907140
Yes.
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>>31907130
How many times will grammar come between us
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>>31905758
Women, how comfortable is women's underwear? Looking at the different styles, they all seem like they would be bad to wear, but maybe you're used to it and don't even notice. It's wild that y'all wear this unironically.
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>>31907116
Apri la bocca che ti devo cagare in gola
(me lo ha detto il dottore)
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Not sure if I'm getting the cold shoulder if she's mentally on some other dudes dick.
Should I break the silence and just talk to her? She doesn't like being approached
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>>31907160
I hate anything that just gets swallowed up by my butt. Thongs and shit like that are too unsupportive to be comfortable.
I prefer granny panties. Least chance of a wedgie, even if it does still happen if I'm moving around a lot. Also cheap in bulk.
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>>31907160
Thongs take getting used to, but once you do, they're hands down the most comfortable. The problem with bikini or any half-cheek cut is that they ride up and cause wedgies, which is different from thongs. But I usually go commando unless I'm wearing jeans or a skirt, so it's moot.
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>>31907149
How many times are you going to fuck up basic English?
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>>31907179
>commando
moid hands
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>>31907183
Is that not the universal term for not wearing underwear?
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>>31907079
M
Had a coworker with a tramp stamp and I've seen a few foids in their 30s with it. I hate all tattoos, but you have to be a special kind of retard to get a fucking tramp stamp lmao
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>>31907186
You are a man.
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>>31907099
How often did you see each other while long distance? What was talking about the future like for you? Quite frankly I want to tell her that I’m selfish and need her all to myself. I need her to stick with me. I want to do well for myself and I want her to be alongside me. I think if we can get through this phase of our lives then the next one together will be the best relationship I could ever ask for.
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>>31907182
autocorrect for my language and rushing to write replies while in line in a store is a deadly combo
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I didn’t shit for like two days and now it’s turning into the worst shit of my lifep. Usually I just keep my panties around my knees but they had to come fully off for this one
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>>31907149
Until you learn to type properly with your dick in your hand, apparently.
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>>31907202
>they had to come fully off for this one
I know this feel and I sympathize.
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>>31907206
I thought this whole discussion was about my dick being held by you
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>>31907206
Nta, but you have made plenty of grammar errors yourself, dumb monkey. That's embarrassing if English is your first language.
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how does one stop having oneitis?
>slowly, over time, develop a massive crush on someone
>this would be long to explain, but i decided to never act on this crush for many reasons
>right now, haven't seen the crush/oneitis for a year
>still have an obsessive crush
>don't know where the oneitis lives or anything, don't want to pursue anything either
the most annoying thing is that the oneitis has become my "type". and this seems to be a rare type, i never see anyone who fits this type for me. it seems hard for me to become attracted to anyone else, or start a relationship with anyone. i think in a year i've met two strangers who i found desirable (all because they reminded me of oneitis), and i can't feel attracted to anyone else, how to get over this?
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>>31907202
i always get anxious when i don't shit for a day, can't even imagine two. my condolences.
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>>31907220
I have something similar going on, not even a oneitis.
I'd just say that instead I'm going to shoot myself and dying alone.
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>>31907196
>How often did you see each other while long distance?
Every 6 to 8 weeks before covid, for 2 weeks at a time. Sometimes more, sometimes less, but roughly that was the schedule we were on. During covid we saw each other three times in 2 years. It fucking sucked.

>What was talking about the future like for you?
We had the talk like 5 days into dating each other, always were fairly clear I'd be moving to him. That'd be the thing that allows us the largest amount of independence.
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>>31907226
yeah i myself can't imagine any real advice for this situation if your brain just can't let go of the crush sadly.
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>>31907079
M, I went to a part and we all wore tramp stamp temporary tattoos does that count?
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>>31907090
NTA
You can’t find someone better and with more proximity to you to date during that time? What if you do?
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>>31907183
NTA but it isn't uncommon for women to go commando unless they are wearing a skirt or on their period.
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>>31907235
Same moid hands
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>>31907235
I frankly can't imagine anything more unpleasant than my pussy rubbing agains the pant seam. Like, just the tought makes me uncomfortable.
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>>31907240
I'm not a woman but an irl femoid told me that. As a man I never go commando either.
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>>31907240
Anti-JH moment.
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>>31907220
The best bet is to meet new people and give them honest chances.
I still occasionally fap to my ex, but I never think of her when I'm talking to somebody new I find interesting.
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>>31907235
I would assume that the percentage of people who do not wear underwear is the same across both genders. And since it is very rare for men not to wear underwear, the same would be true true for women. Also, I have never heard a female use the phrase "commando". You're samefagging >>31907179
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What the logic behind bisexuals not wanting threesomes?
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>>31907249
You're stupid and lack real world experience, as expecting from a chronically online namefag.
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>>31907253
Not bi but most bis are probably monogamous. I think everyone on some level finds a threesome desirable, but their love for their partner (and shame as well) prevents them from being able to do it, which is probably good in the end.
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>>31907253
1. They don't want someone else fucking their partners
2. They don't feel comfortable having sex with strangers or more than one person
3. They don't like them
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>>31907253
Reality isn't porn.
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>>31907160
I have never seen anyone actually wearing strings.
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>>31907248
seems like whenever I meet someone new irl, they always end up basically revealing something about themselves that I find very undesirable. but i think that the reason why i find so many things undesirable is because of this crush ngl, i didn't used to be like this.
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>drop bf off at the airport
>accompany him to bag drop off
>older lady working there asks if he’s going to travel to see his girlfriend
>I am right there
What does this mean? I have short hair so does she think I’m full gay? Or am I invisible?
To his credit he corrected her.
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>>31907276
You look like his sister or mom
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>>31907276
I've seen many couples where the foid looks older than the man and she looks like his aunt or mother. Short hair is for older foids too. Very few can actually pull it off. Grow your hair out and shave your legs.
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Men
Would you like a fmm threesome?
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>>31907270
I see them all the time since women here just wear leggings and panties. A lot of fat chicks wear them. Its gross/
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>>31907276
How much older? If her vision is bad the short hair might have made her think you were a guy.
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>>31907282
I want to spitroast or dp a girl but I don't want to actually fuck the other guy.
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>>31907278
We are different ethnicities.
>>31907279
I literally am older than him and he looks underage to some people so maybe that’s it. She didn’t want to assume me to be a perv.
I do shave and was wearing pants.
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Saw a girl in a field with the most fuckable, eatable ass I've seen in a long time.
She was playing with her dog and pulled her pants up a couple times, so I could see her cheeks in motion *drool*
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>>31907289
only chad in the entire thread
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>>31907291
Also addendum, people often guess I am around his actual age and not older. It really could be she just assumed he was a kid.
Now I fear what onlookers imagine when they see us all over each other in public.
>>31907288
Another possibility. I have big hips and butt but I was in a baggy sweater.
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>>31907282
If she's a girl I have no interest in a relationship, perhaps
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Why has /atoga/ been so slow lately
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>>31907311
Feminine males have taken over and are just yapping 24/7 with each other lol
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>>31907311
I've stopped asking questions for the men
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>>31907311
All my favorite boys left
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>>31905860
Writers and actors are disproportionately gay and insist on self inserting into everything they do which is why they make everything suck and when they do shit like that nobody wants to be the guy saying “Hey making X character a gay black woman in a wheelchair sounds like a bad idea” because then they call you racist.
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>>31907282
No. That’s a black dude thing
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>>31907160
why are you still namefagging as machine kun gelly if you're going to be making normal ass posts?

anyway, i fucking hate bikinis. my asscheeks are a void that consumes all life. i have a small number of thongs which are okay but not great for going places unless i'm wearing supportive pants and i don't want an imprint, then it's mostly boyshorts/hipsters and biker shorts.
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>>31905809
>>31906002
>It's not cheating if the one you're in a relationship with consents.
This
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I made a thread but it doesn't hurt to post it here
>>31905290
Thoughts?
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Guys.

I got married young. My first boyfriend and I married when we were 21. The first few years were fun and exciting. As we got older I started to look at myself in the mirror and was unhappy with what I saw. I was fat, and my husband was too. I really found a passion in fitness and that is now one of my favorite things to do, go to the gym. My husband however isn’t interested in it. We are both 26 now, and I’ve gotten into very good shape. I’m very proud now when I look in the mirror. But my husband has gotten fatter. I have really tried to get him to come to the gym with me. But he refuses. It is frustrating for me. On top of it, there are quite attractive guys at the gym who come to talk to me. I even told my husband about this hoping it would encourage him to come to the gym with me. But he still refuses. I am starting to lose attraction for him, I told him this too. And he said “you should love me for who I am, not how I look”. I don’t know what to do. I am finding myself drawn toward the guys at my gym..
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>>31907160
I like cheeky. Still comfortable but doesn’t give me quad cheeks.
Never worn a string because it doesn’t seem like it covers enough. The idea of my butthole being almost on my pants is upsetting. Also my vulva would eat the rest.
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when I have a day off, sometimes I like to make coffee at 1pm, and then I slowly drink 2-3 cups until it's 6pm, occasionally heating it up again.

I know this sounds deranged but I think it's because I like having a drink that I can sip while playing vidya or shitposting. what other drink could work? the coffee starts to taste meh after the first few hours, so I need something else. a hot drink that is somewhat filling. this means that tea won't do. anything else except hot chocolate?
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>>31907357
How about you actually reply to any of the things wrote down, instead of being such an annoying brat?
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I watched MGK on Impaulsive. He's such a fucking cringelord who never grew up but he gets a pass from everyone because he's 6'4 and good-looking. I liked how he hid behind his bodyguards when Conor wanted to punch him kek
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>>31907360
>The idea of my butthole being almost on my pants is upsetting
Why is this sentence so funny?
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>>31907311
Baitposting and lack of femanons during EU hours
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>>31907359
He's a fat slob who's taking you for granted, you know what to do.
And you know that if the genders were reversed in your situation, every single maleanon here would be screaming at you to leave the fat gf. So keep that in mind lol.
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>>31907364
>I know this sounds deranged
No, just exceptionally boring.

It's really stupid of you to want there to be something hot to drink though.
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>>31907364
Ovaltine has vitamins and is nice when warm.
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Girls, are you ok with your BF wearing underpants or do they have to be boxers? I want to wear underpants before sexy stuff because my dick keeps moving around too much when I grind into her when I wear boxers
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>>31907374
You sound offended, cool down hon
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>>31907359
Tell him that you're thinking of leaving him if he doesn't try to get in better shape or at least makes the effort to be attractive for you. Don't mention other men, that will make him think you're planning to cheat on him.
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>>31907378
I've never heard of this but thanks, just checked and they sell it here
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>>31907359
M
You can't force being attracted to somebody.
At 26 you still have so many options.
So yeah, think about if it's worth it or not.
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>>31907359
Do you still fuck?
Does it turn you off?
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>>31907368
Reply to if we've tried a vibrator? No we haven't, but it's not a matter of me not being able to make her climax but a matter of her stopping me before she does
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>>31907381
what do you mean by underpants, isn't that just underwear, basically same thing as boxers?
t. esl
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>>31907396
Nta but he is probably referring to briefs.
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>>31907398
oh okay, wouldn't mind it. when i saw "underpants" my mind just immediately thought of those pants you wear under your actual pants in the winter.
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>>31906093
>Where is God
Everywhere. It's right there in the omnipresent.

>>31906116
>If God had a name what would it be?
I'm guessing something platypus-like. Like Jeff spelled "Djeph".
I don't want to spread any blasphemous rumors
but I think God has a sick sense of humor
and when I die
I expect to find
God laughing.

>And would you call it to his face?
Literally where else is there? Think about it. So yeah.

>What would you ask if you had just one question?
What, specifically and explicitly, is my next best path forward?
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Fuck, I forgot my post which would have triggered females. It was really good.
What do I do now? The paternity test and bf material subjects have been beaten to death. I like to be original.
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>>31907408
Just become a tranny like most modern incels, that will get those womyn!
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>>31906093
God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. How shall we comfort ourselves, the murderers of all murderers? What was holiest and mightiest of all that the world has yet owned has bled to death under our knives: who will wipe this blood off us? What water is there for us to clean ourselves? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we have to invent? Is not the greatness of this deed too great for us? Must we ourselves not become gods simply to appear worthy of it?
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>>31906135
>Do you judge smokers or vapers harder?
If they're younger than me, they're stupid. I've known for 35+ years not to smoke. It's common knowledge. Peer pressure is a shit excuse to do something stupid.

I judge vapers slightly more.
>Why?
Because they think it's healthier and therefore okay. And anyone who ever thought vaping was cool was wrong.

Smoking *looks* cool. Smell, taste, and healthwise it's not cool. Vaping is like fellating a tiny robot dick.
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>>31906759
F
I'd foregive him if I was the side. I'm pretty cool and worth being in a relationship with. It's happened a lot actually. And I can read him The Ethical Slut.
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>>31906759
f
i might kill him
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>tfw guy i like smokes
>but always found guys who vape unattractive, seems gay
>guy i like starts vaping instead because he wants to quit smoking
>find it attractive somehow
fml, i need to go no-contact or my taste in guys will become entirely warped
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>>31906841
No. You can feel my thick vibrating cock tho. But only if you're also white. Otherwise, I'll be putting you down and princess carrying my man to the car.
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Anons this is your reminder that fall belongs to the cats. September is happy cat month and we all know October is black cat month. What will you be doing to celebrate?
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>>31906909
No. I like small white penis. Stop running away.
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>>31906966
Actually no. Longest con my ex pulled on me was 2 years of my life wasted and it's been a 3 month revolving door for a while now.
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>>31907440
>What will you be doing to celebrate?
I will continue my quest to get my friend's cat to like me.
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Do women bump into and brush up against guys they're interested in? I feel like this girl does it on purpose but there's enough plausible deniability that I can't call it.
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huggy
>no huggy
:(
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>>31907453
No, I'm just fucking retarded.
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>>31906974
6' is fine for a white guy. Looks like standing kissing range.
https://www.mrinitialman.com/OddsEnds/Sizes/sizes.html?base_ft=6&base_in=0&comp_ft=5&comp_in=8
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>>31907453
i probably would brush up against a guy if i liked him, but i have also accidentally brushed up against total strangers by accident fairly commonly
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>>31907453
maybe. personally i'm overly aware of everything when i'm around men (just anxiety probably) so i never bump into men. but perhaps some women are clumsier/less likely to overthink.
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>>31907456
why for a white guy
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>>31907311
Kek.
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>>31906974
Women can't estimate for shit so they really have no idea what 6ft actually looks like, if you are 5'10 you can claim 6ft
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My desk is too short. Why is everything designed for short people?
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>>31907104
Latter. I have to evaluate the hardcore to make sure there are no actual pain moans from the woman.
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Should I release an e-book on YOU KNOW WHAT and would anyone here be interested in buying it?
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>>31906759
>State gender.
Make

>Would you, for any reason, forgive your partner for cheating?
Obviously.

>If so, what would be the reason and what justification would you find valid?
Essentially that it wasn't capricious or thoughtless lack of character. Or rather, if it was I would forgive but never trust them to not cheat.

If it was a horrible mistake or something I legitimately drove them to, I can see trusting them again.
Like once my wife put herself in a position to be shitfaced drunk with some guys where she "couldn't get away" without letting one neck with her and she bolted when he got her top off.
She came home too wasted to be able to hide anything and I was instantly sympathetic instead of mad, despite it top down being her own fault.
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>>31907462
I'm male and I can't either lol. I'm 6'1 but spent most of my lift thinking I was shorter than that. Its only when I noticed I'm the same height as my sisters husband I bothered to measure.
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>>31906716
What is your pic from?
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>>31907471
Oh, that’s why you cheat on her. It’s very convenient that you’re a narcissist.
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I was watching women play basketball but they all had like really strong bras so they didn't juggle much very disappointed
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>>31907462
have to agree. thought for the longest time that the guy i was into was something like 5'7", turns out he's most likely 5'9" instead (some other guy who is taller mentioned that this guy is almost as tall as him, that's when i realized).
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>>31907463
Where can I find this short desk?
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>>31907480
Anon you watch female sports for the legs and butt
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>>31907463
Get a squat chair it's healthier for you
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>>31907480
>mfw i played basketball at the YMCA yesterday
creepy
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>>31907479
Men cheating and females cheating are two different things.
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>>31907495
Hardly. You might just be a misogynist.
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>>31907495
Incel-tranny mindset
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>>31907496
No, I love females. But a female cheating is always more malicious because there are feelings involved in most cases for the other guy. When a guy could just fuck someone because the opportunity was there, but he would still love his gf and could buy her flowers/gifts randomly, so she wouldn't suspect anything.
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I always find him
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>no bf i can train to spit in my mouth on command
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>>31907249
You're stupid
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>>31907503
Men always cheat and can't feel love, thanks for proving it kek.
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>>31907487
Nta but pics? I had a chair kind of like that but it took up so much space and didn't give me a lot of options of how to sit. I'd want to shift but it wasn't easy to.
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>>31907107
You'd probably have to put me in therapy for like 2 years so I clean better. Cooking for free, I'll pay, because I'm a lil mad scientist and love achieving my skillset and feeding you yummy things, I can provide like $300 a month groceries. House repair maitenence is probably 10k a year. Renovation would probably be 30k a year, my house is old as shit. Taking care of our parents is probably a 20k a year thing, even if it's just my mom...
I'd dress you and wash you on 2.5k a year, we could even bathe together everyday.
Sex would be so free. I would bang this man so much he'd probably get scared.
62.5k a year to better our lives myself sounds fair. I could still work a shit job just to get out of the house.
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>>31907513
nta, but it always confuses me when people seem to genuinely present a screenshot as proof that they weren't samefagging, as if that's not something you can easily alter in any browser with or without 4ChanX. it's funny when people do it as a joke, but you know this is no rebuttal at all, right?
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>>31907282
>Would you like a fmm threesome?
I'm tediously heterosexual. So if it's me and you, and you and him, that's fine. If it's me and you and him, maybe. If it's him and me, no.
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>>31907357
>>31907395
Hey are you still here? F with hangups around sex who could give some perspective
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>>31907160
I prefer thongs. Best coverage and versatility.
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>>31907505
What's the appeal?
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>>31907253
>What the logic behind bisexuals not wanting threesomes?
You understand that "bisexual" doesn't actually mean "wants sex with two people", right?
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>>31907519
>You'd probably have to put me in therapy for like 2 years so I clean better
Whats wrong?
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>>31907253
I'm bisexual and I want a threesome except not really cause I'm scared of STDs
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>>31907515
It's proving the opposite. Men will still love their gf, but a female will stay with the bf for months while having feelings for another guy. That's evil and malicious, you need to be
some grade A psychopath for that, which I guess most females are, since you females were raised to believe that you can never do anything wrong.
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>>31907220
>how does one stop having oneitis?
You need to treat thinking about them as if thinking about them were a drug addiction, and go cold turkey. Remove everything from your life that in any way reminds you of them, and any time you find yourself thinking about them, immediately distract yourself. Eventually it will stop being a habit.
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>>31907530
Loves women btw.
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>>31907525
i dunno. i'm not going to psycho-analyze some random thought that popped into my head that sounds hot. wouldn't that ruin the fun?
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>>31907530
50% of women have a "backup guy" and majority of married women cheat.
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>>31907360
>I like cheeky.
I like cheeky. Basically, everything in the bottom row is good. Most girls don't have the butts to wear thongs and thongs less comfortable of course.
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>>31907253
Sensory overload?
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>>31907381
Idc. I don't judge much on guys underwear.
You wear a jock strap and I will lick your butthole tho.
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>>31907530
>>31907535
Here's your (You), tranny anon. And remember, no matter how much you cry about it, it's been proven that men cheat more and are unable of experiencing love.
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>>31907505
>the hawk tuah bf
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>>31907381
I'm male and I literally only have 1 pair of boxers and I only wear them once a week. Usually Monday or Wednesday, rest of the time I'm free ballin.
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>>31907539
Don't answer questions not intended for you. You are a homosexual male go back to your own board.
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>>31907459
Because I only like white guys.
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>>31907541
We are two different anons
>>31907541
>And remember, no matter how much you cry about it, it's been proven that men cheat more and are unable of experiencing love.
Someone doesn't keep up with the science....
https://medium.com/the-savanna-post/women-are-cheating-more-than-ever-in-relationships-heres-why-4506c70d1e19
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>the bron james
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>>31907547
If your white or a modern western women white guys won't like you. So good luck.
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>>31907547
>>31907552
Don’t listen to him Queen, I like you.
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>>31907531
yeah i used to do this unknowingly, immediately distracting myself, but it was because i felt embarrassed of having this crush basically. but now that the crush seems to have gotten stronger, i notice that i don't do that anymore and i've been letting myself indulge the thoughts about the crush. but thanks for the advice, i guess at this point i have no choice but to see it as an addiction.
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>>31907554
Simp detected, kek.
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>>31906759
>Would you, for any reason, forgive your partner for cheating?
M. I only ever have open relationships (open on both sides) so cheating isn't quite the same concept for me as it is for most people. I I can imagine a situation where I would have a problem with someone I'm involved with seeing a *specific* person - for example, a highly abusive or dangerous ex. Under those circumstances I might say "look, I'm fine with you seeing guys in general, but not him" and require her to agree to that. Would I forgive that? Maybe. But probably not.
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>>31907548
>We are two different anons
(You)
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>>31907381
What do you think of boxer briefs? They keep my bfs dick fairly secure. I haven't noticed any issues with grinding and that's one of my favorite activities.
If you insist on briefs, avoid white ofc. It could be hot if it's got speedo vibes. How's your body? Your butt? Overweight?
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>>31906759
M
No
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>>31907544
I'm not poor, so I can afford to wear a fresh pair every day of the week. I don't freeball because otherwise my dick escapes
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>>31907528
...my mother would punish me for cleaning wrong... even if I was technically correct and doing a good job. It was never up to her standards either...
I get panic attacks mid cleaning sometimes too.
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>>31907463
>My desk is too short.
Then get an adjustable-height desk.
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>>31907562
This doesn't change the fact that you thought we were the same anon but we aren't...
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>>31907359
Why does this read like a reddit post?
Get him on Ozempic.
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>>31907568
Hm, sounds sexy.
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>>31907545
I'm not, I'm just a bi woman with access to pretty boyfriend butthole.
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>>31907566
>I'm not poor
Poor people buy underwear, because they are dumb enough to think that underwear is "useful" when it isn't, so I doubt you have money if that is your thinking.
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>>31907505
I certainly wouldn't do this on *command*, but I would on request.
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Girls would you date a guy who just wanted you to watch macgyver reruns with him a few times a week?
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>>31907571
Nta but posts that are formatted with a question as the title simply get more replies. Simple really.
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>>31907580
So you’re basically dating Patty and Selma?
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>>31907573
>Hm, sounds sexy.
.... what?
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>>31907359
This is proof why you shouldn't get married, marriage isn't forever in these women's lives and if you believe or trust a women it will ruin your life.
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>>31907568
Do you live alone now? Is your place a mess?
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>>31907555
>i guess at this point i have no choice but to see it as an addiction
It literally is. Same brain chemistry involved. Compete cold turkey is the only way to go.
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>>31907580
sounds endearing, sure. i've never watched mcgyver but i like old movies and tv shows that are slower paced than modern tv shows.
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>>31907586
https://youtu.be/zGCSoWAGO0k
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>>31907564
>boxer briefs
Based ball sweat appreciator.
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>>31907580
>Girls would you date a guy who just wanted you to watch macgyver reruns with him a few times a week?
That's literally the only thing we would ever do together? Then no. A girl has needs.
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>>31907597
I mean, I'm not gonna deny it
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>>31907592
you're right. i hate it because it just feels so nice to go back and constantly replay our previous interactions in my head, but long-term this is really harmful i imagine.
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>>31907590
Kinda, yeah.
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>>31907574
Why do bi women feel the need to say they’re bi all the time like nobody cares
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>>31907601
>long-term this is really harmful i imagine
Well, it will prevent you from finding other people, or even other things, that could make you happier.
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>>31907574
>pretty boyfriend butthole
Does he bleach, shave?
>>31907603
Because it's a man.
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>>31907603
same reason why gay people lisp or vegans say they are vegan they are socially flagging.
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>>31907606
>gay people lisp
Wut?
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>>31907220
>>31907601
Love Addiction is a thing. It goes hand in hand with Codependency. There's information and resources out there about it, using those search terms. Attachment Type theory would also apply.
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>>31907604
yep, i feel like i've become an extremely boring person who just doesn't do things anymore like i used to do. i like to think this is just because i'm depressed but the obsessive crush is 100% a part of this.
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>>31907416
I got an Orion LVE II. My biggest issue with vaping has always been that they always look like a techno bad dragon and the guys that did it first were always turbo faggots. Helped me get off cigarettes which means I smell better and it’s been cheaper. I like the Orion because it’s just a little metal box with wood paneling and I don’t feel like a retard pulling it out of my suit jacket at work.
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>>31907564
>boxer briefs
I think I shall purchase some soon.
>I haven't noticed any issue with grinding
I wouldn't expect you to. We hide if we're having problems. My dick and balls move around when they're loose and they can get into positions that are pretty painful. I endure the pain for her sake.
>body
Normal with a bit of muscle. BMI 22.5. I wish my butt was firmer, it feels a bit bubbly to me.
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>>31907574
What do lesbians have to do with rimming?
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>>31907605
Claimed to be a woman
>>31907606
I thought the gay lisp was some gay culture thing or whatever
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>>31907440
>What will you be doing to celebrate?
Wishing I was your cat.
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How do you deal with feelings of jealousy when seeing the person you're dating interacting with others? I think I'm unreasonable so I'm trying to quell them on my own.
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>>31907416
>le smoking is bad
You got propagandaed haha
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>>31907608
thanks anon, I haven't heard the word "love addiction" before. i think this is my situation. it's as if i'm in the "honeymoon phase", constantly feeling in love and getting enjoyment from it, but it's completely one-sided and i haven't even seen the crush in a year. but yeah i think doing some research on all this could help.
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>>31907616
>I wouldn't expect you to. We hide if we're having problems.
What I meant is that his dick doesn't move around. Unless it's even subtler movements that hurt. He's not really shy at telling me when I'm doing something that hurts him.
>Normal with a bit of muscle. BMI 22.5. I wish my butt was firmer, it feels a bit bubbly to me.
Boy Bubble Butts are great. It seems like guys get that insecurity from other guys teasing them and not from realistic woman standards
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>>31907610
Yeah, I'm not being mean, anon (okay, I am being mean, but I'm not being gratuitously mean): you are genuinely like someone who complains that his life isn't getting any better when all he does all day is smoke weed. Your oneitis drug habit is what's preventing you from making the changes to your life that will make you less depressed. You need to put it to one side and actually do stuff. You're depressed because you're lonely and bored, and spending all day mooning over your lost love is what's keeping you lonely and bored.
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>>31907623
If you're naturally a jealous person, you just gotta deal with it or not be in a relationship. I could see therapy + working on your confidence working, but it probably won't fix it entirely of course.
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WOMEN!
Do you like Boy Bubble Butts?
(assuming he's not obese)
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>>31907623
She is dead to me if I see her laughing with another guy.
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>>31907626
Would you care to explain how it isn't?
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>>31907637
yes you're right, and no I don't think you're being mean lol.
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>>31907630
You're welcome! Good luck. I've had similar struggles with obsessing.
>in the "honeymoon phase", constantly feeling in love and getting enjoyment from it
Another search term: this sounds like New Relationship Energy (sometimes acronymized as NRE)
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>>31907599
No, it would just definitely be consistent enough to be very notable.
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Women, do you care if your smut is written by women or men? Any preference?
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>>31907639
looks gay
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>>31907648
If it's written by a man I'd prefer not to know. The style of the writing matters more. I shouldnt feel like it's written by a man. But I sometimes give leeway, thinking a woman has been influenced by male-centric porn and/or has minimal personal sexual experience.
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Have sex
Get pregnant
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>>31907605
>Does he bleach, shave?
Probably shaves, idk, he's imaginary rn.
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>>31907623
>How do you deal with feelings of jealousy when seeing the person you're dating interacting with others?
Are they actually *flirting* with other people, or just interacting? I assume probably the latter. If so, then perhaps the problem is just that you don't think you're good enough for them, and you're scared they're going to realise that and leave you for someone better? If so, you need to try and recognise what's desirable about you. A good first step might be to actually ask your partner to list some of the reasons why they like you and like being with you. They may well come up with some things you weren't expecting and that it hadn't occurred to you might make you desirable. Once you realise that actually you have a number of qualities that your partner finds desirable, you may feel more secure.
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>>31907658
The females here are too old for that. That's why they're angry and bitter at the world when it was their choice to waste their 20s on pointless things.
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Have sex
Put a baby in her
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>>31907639
>>31907574
I do.
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>>31907648
if it's a fanfic with pre-existing characters, women probably, men don't really seem to write this kind of smut at all imo. if it's just normal literotica smut, then male (they write the abolute worst but also the best smuts).
to some degree i don't mind a heavy male POV in smut as long as it doesn't become cringe (when it's to the point where the writer is only writing about the woman's body and not even paying much attention to the action that's happening)
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>>31907664
what do you mean it's bad to waste my 20's shitposting on image boards and playing vidya, i am just soulful!
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>>31907658
>>31907664
Being a mom sounds scary
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>>31907670
The difference is that men are forced into that position from having no support from anyone, but females make that choice willingly and have rejected dozens if not more decent men who would have been great husbands.
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>>31907679
You sound like a normie who has friends and has never experienced loneliness. Mental illness, abuse, and being bullied will make anyone into a loner.

Now, keep coping about it normoid.
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>>31907644
Nicotine is not worse than salami yet everyone pretends like it is death incarnate. Hilarious.
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Latinxanons this could be us...
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>>31907690
If you're a female, you can't experience loneliness that isn't by your own choice.
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>>31907330
Who are your favorites?
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>>31907658
I will soon. I want to start having kids before 26
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>>31907607
gay people have a certain way of talking one way is a fake lisp another is just a higher and nasally pitched voice with sassy intonations to flag to other people that they are gay.
>>31907619
>I thought the gay lisp was some gay culture thing or whatever
It is, its a way for them to identify each other
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30% of men that do a paternity test end up not being the real father.

Women, explain yourselves.
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>>31907477
>What is your pic from?
Jojo

>>31907160
For me, a lot depends on the material. I used to hate thongs because I would always buy the cheap ones from VS or Target. But I switched to cotton and modal and it's great. They do start pilling after a while though. Boyshorts are the best and most comfortable but also the least sexy.

>>31907253
What's the logic behind anyone not wanting threesomes? I like sardines and ice cream but I don't want to eat them together.

>>31907369
Not a good look for Conor. MGK is a faggot.

>>31907381
Why would I give a shit?

>>31907480
Most female basketball players don't have tits.

>>31907623
I'm just inherently not a jealous person. Best advice is find someone that makes you feel secure in your relationship.

>>31907648
Not really. Women usually write better but men write raunchier.
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>>31907697
>it's a feminine male
Anyone can experience loneliness if they have serious mental illness, sis.
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>>31907648
I grew up on gay fanfiction, so I'm more used to the way women write these things.
I don't really care, but the writing style could feel noticably off for me.
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>>31907703
We are programmed to try and have kids from as many different men as possible for maximum genemaxxing you fucking idiot.
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>>31907523
I'm here, anything you want to share?
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>>31907552
Incel
>>31907554
Seconded
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>>31907700
Hi Neuro!
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Why are trannies like this?
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>coworker is venting to me about this BPD hag we both have to work with
>mention to her that last week I walked by hag's cubicle and she was crying because of stress
>coworker starts laughing really hard
Psychopath behavior? Or just normal woman shit?
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>>31907703
How can I explain that men cheat more than women? Cheater men, which includes (You), should be castrated.
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>>31907692
this image is pretty much reality
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>>31907713
Would you raise a Black baby with a white husband?
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>>31907669
>they write the abolute worst but also the best smuts
Interesting
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>>31907041
>I'm impartial, but I have been on a futa kick lately.
https://sxyprn.com/post/61ccae7240bf3.html
Not futa but close
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>>31907720
You have a thing for mean girls, this is typical for weak and shy men. So don't worry, anon.
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>>31907661
Their personality is perceived as naturally flirtatious so she is "flirting," so to speak. I don't have any reason to believe she'd do anything because I know her well enough but it does kind of bother me. I don't want to tell her to stop outright because the way she makes everyone happy is a big part of why I like her to begin with.

>Don't believe you're good enough
This is true. She's reassured me before but I guess we've never been that specific. Funnily enough she feels the same way when she sees me talk to other women when in my head there's no way I'd do anything with those girls.
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>>31907703
Because most men who do paternity tests do so because they already have reason to be suspicious. So the data's biased.
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>>31907719
Maybe this is the problem with diagnoses (especially self-diagnoses) of incredibly vague and generic disorders, that are so vague in fact that it's questionable as to whether they are a "disorder" or just the way some people are...
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>>31907719
Because they're men
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>>31907719
They live in denial, and not the river in egypt.
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>>31907726
Maybe I should to piss you off.
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>>31907722
You females are choosing the cheaters kek
Every man has experienced more attention from females when they got a gf.
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>>31907716
>Incel
More like I know because I'm a white dude, no one I know who is white is dating a white women. In fact, they even make fun of people who date white women and call them simps. You lose a lot of respect as a white man if you date a white women.
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>>31907719
I literally can't go to any female r*ddits because they are infested by MtF attentionwhores and now you bring that shit here, too? When will the MtF disease finally stop? Why are there nowhere near as many FtM? At least the FtM are peaceful and somewhat sane.
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Women angry, ovulation over, PMS is here.
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>>31907745
They can't get over the fact that they aren't on top anymore.
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>>31907742
Nice try but you've got it the wrong way around, tranner. Men are all pathetic simps, especially (You).
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>>31907479
>Oh, that’s why you cheat on her.
Nope. I did it for love. Also your conjugation is wrong.

>you’re a narcissist
And this is still wrong. Arrogance isn't narcissism.


>>31907495
>Men cheating and females cheating are two different things.
Nope. Wrong is wrong, bitch.
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>>31907594
........ what?
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>>31907745
You get what you voted for, I stand with my trans rights and I'm conservative. We'll run bigots like you out of society.
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>>31907745
>women ruin male spaces cause "equal rights"
>women don't care
>women support transgenders and normalize it
>it bites them back in the ass
>"Wahhh, women spaces are being invaded and becoming mixed spaces!"
I don't care, you get what you deserve.
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>>31907757
>
You're a 45yo man and a fan of MGK. Why do you think you can judge others?
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>>31907713
This was debunked. Only men are allowed to plap-maxx
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I love my gf!!!
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>>31907745
>>31907750
It's just the modern epidemic of incels becoming trannies because they are jealous of women.

>>31907742 is a prime example of this phenomenon kek. These creatures are more whiny than any woman.
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>>31907767
>It's just the modern epidemic of incels becoming trannies because they are jealous of women.
Imagine being so schizo that you actually believe this.
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>>31907745
>Why are there nowhere near as many FtM?
Because FtM is legit mental illness. MtF for the most part is just perverts with cross-dressing/humiliation fetishes. They enjoy making you uncomfortable, and they're turned on by the idea of influencing children to be like them.
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>>31907725
Do you have any personal experience?
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>>31907764
What you gon do bout it? Cry?
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>>31907698
The nice ones
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>>31907768
Yeah no, where do you think all these trannies come from? They were originally incels. Nice cope though.
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>>31907758
Family guy funniest moments date night?
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>>31907718
How often are you here dude lol.
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>>31907766
Why?
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>>31907775
>Yeah no, where do you think all these trannies come from?
Grooming and autism, theres science out on this you can look up.
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How many males here are on the incel-to-tranny pipeline? 90%? It's just sad to see, modern incels are just too damn feminine and they keep trying to become women kek.
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>>31907703
If you consider the selection bias in this statistic then the number is actually lower than I expected.
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>>31907745
I just wish people would stop bringing it here too God DAMN
No I don't want to see your tranny reddit screenshots
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>>31907775
Holy shit your insane...
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>>31907779
>>31907784
Let's see (You) rope in 5 years, hon
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>>31907786
I'm not transgendered, though I do know that there are trannies that have more sex than you, probably prettier too. How does that feel?
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>>31907703
M, involved in family court

Much like violent crime stats, 13% of the population is responsible for about 50% of the paternity fraud.
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>>31907780
I used to be when I was like 19, but I woke up and realized how retarded the idea was when I had to take some classes with troons. They are legitimately the most mentally ill people you will ever interact with in your life, I felt bad when some of my classmates had to work with them because they blow up over nothing bahahaha

I’m 21 and I’ve accepted my status as a bi(still not sure desu, I like my gf more than anything in the world) male, and am happy with it :3
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I wonder which post specifically triggered the angry femcel kek
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>>31907786
You have the psychology of someone who would become a tranny:
>delusional
>achored in feelings and not reality
>rigid belief that not even facts can change
All that needs to happen is that your life takes a turn for the worse and a transgender grooming group gets a hold of you and you'll be in a dress in two weeks.
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>the tranny is completely mindbroken
No wonder women don't want you kek, shouldn't have transitioned.
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>>31907615
Probably the best use of it. But it's not that much better than cigarettes.
Don't get me wrong, the first woman I fell in love with smoked unabashedly because it helped her cold-turkey quit heroin.

>>31907626
>You got propagandaed haha
I also believe drinking antifreeze is unhealthy. I'm a sucker that way.

>>31907691
>Nicotine is not worse than salami
It definitively is.

>yet everyone pretends like it is death incarnate.
Cigarettes is worse than nicotine.
But there's zero benefit to nicotine. It's a mild stimulant than delivers pleasure due to addiction. Nicotine is a more useless recreational drug than chloroform.

Salami is at least nutritional.
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>>31907776
Are... are you autistically doing a bit, when I'm obviously ashamed of my femcellism? But still calling me hot?
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>>31907794
I‘ll hose you down.
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>>31907782
Seriously if this site wasn't extremely obsessed with trannies I'd barely know they exist.
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>>31906482
It's not sexual but after like, the first few days of my period when I'm not borderline suicidally depressed anymore it's like a veil is lifted and I'm not insane anymore.
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>>31907795
You must be severely mentally ill if you haven't realized that most trannies are indeed former incels. This is a simple fact everyone knows, why are you fighting against it?

Sounds like you're doing some heavy damage control, troon.
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>>31907795
You forgot a hyper-fixation on transgenderism
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>>31907802
I find this difficult to believe, they demand to be made the center of pretty much any slightly nerdy activity you try to do.
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>>31907798
>definitely is
Oh yeah? You got recipes to back that claim up?
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>>31906706
It's ok to be most things as long as you're hot and don't get cocky, I already know that.
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>>31907747
i must not have synced up because i'm still obnoxiously horny
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>>31907805
Most trannies are autists and a lot of them were groomed into do it, again there are whole papers on this, your so delusional that you aren't making any sense. Grooming retards into cutting off their dicks are a bad thing, if I wanted to hide it I would be agreeing with you.
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Men, would you absolutely NOT eat her out if she hasn’t shaved?
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>>31907805
>the mask off insanity post that contradicts itself
Classic...
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>>31907815
If there is full length hair on the labia and going up my nose I'm not going to do that
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>>31906759
F
I don't really have to worry about "cheating" in the traditional sense because me and my partner are polygamous anyways. I guess if he was going out of his way to hide it from me I'd be extremely hurt because there's literally no reason for that. There would have to be some consequence, but I don't know what that would be. Not worried about it.
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Is it unreasonable to not match with a guy on a dating app if he has tattoos? His profile looks good otherwise.
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>>31907777
quads.
Y'know... occasionally. I just happen to check it a lot soon after you've posted things.
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>>31907815
I love my gf shaved or unshaved, it’s like having two of my favorite ice cream flavors
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>>31907715
Hi! I'll draft out a response. I'm multi tasking so if I'm not done before the thread changes over, I'll post in the new thread.
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>>31907815
I've done it before, its not so bad. I have a beard myself so I feel like it shields me from the scratchyness somewhat. I've tasted some interesting flavors, mostly not gross but a bit tangy and ripe
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For this group project, the professor said that he wanted one person from each group to meet with him to discuss the our project proposals. I said that I’d do it from my group so I emailed him last night asking if he could do 1:30 this afternoon but I still haven’t gotten a response from him. Should I still go to his office?
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>>31907805
So once again women create their own problems and then blame men for it? Maybe if women took one for the team more often they wouldn't have their faces being smashed in by trannies?
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>>31907799
W-wow, you’re a femcel? I really couldn’t have guessed. I-I’ve never been on a date with a femcel…
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>>31907808
Almost never seen one outside of a con. And that was just the one.
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>>31907822
Sure whatever you feel
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>>31907809
"Definitively"
As in, by it's very definition as an addictive drug it is worse than a lunch meat purchased for nourishment.

Listen, I got Patrick Star to take his wallet the other day. You're not going to "win" this one. Walk away.
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>>31907814
>groomed
So you're making excuses now kek. Most trannies are former incels who became women because they were feminine to begin with. Too mentally ill to be accepted by normal men.

Keep coping about it, feminine male creature.
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>>31907828
Is it easy for you to do so? Then yes. If it's difficult to get there I say fuck it, wait for confirmation
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>>31906863
It gets tiring.
I don't care about most of the topics anymore but I don't have social media so I come here to talk.
>>31907079
I live in a major city I see that shit all the time
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>>31907819
>the same delusional tranny is having yet another mental breakdown
Never change 4chan
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>>31907837
>so insane that they can't keep the whole argument in their head without it being distorted
I mentioned it in my first reply to you and I'm not insulting you when I'm telling you are delusional. Everything I tell you gets distorted, you aren't living in reality. You are mentally unwell and you need help.
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>>31907829
Women create trannies? Nice excuse. Feminine weak men like (You) become trannies because you're mentally ill, quite simple.
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>>31907842
I agree with the other anon you need help, you're unhinged.
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>>31907831
I can't tell if you're an incel just saying that to seem like they're not a kvh, or just genuinely autistic and still following the bit.
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>>31907846
Ask her if she's FBI. She has to tell you if she is.
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i cant believe people really look at charts and reddit posts and build their worldview around them. really? you're going to take the word of strangers for no reason? in a format primarily used to create propoganda? sure some of them say "we are professional authorities on this subject" but do you ever verify that personally, and wouldn't that be the first thing a lying scumbag would say?

worse, you're going to believe that over your own common sense and lived experience? couldn't be me. you all seem fucking insane.
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>>31907847
>copes so hard they have to make fan fiction about the people they disagree with
kek
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>>31907132
Prefer men who don't care about boobs because mine suck
>>31907160
I exclusively wear padded high waste sports underwear, I don't give a fuck what it looks like and it's comfortable
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>>31907853
I am genuinely autistic, yes. Actually diagnosed. Hasn’t stopped me from getting girls, though. Mostly. Autism is weird like that.
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Moids how does it feel to know you aren’t shirtless in front of girls in bikinis in Italy?
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>>31907843
>tranny can't even keep up with the anons who reply to it
Makes sense, you are mentally ill after all. Just remember to take your pills next time, might help with acting less delusional.
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>>31907838
It’s kinda far from my dorm but not really. If I went to his office and he wasn’t there it wouldn’t be a big deal since I don’t have anything until 3 (it’s 1 right now) but also I don’t like him that much.
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>>31907847
If incels are becoming trannies because they can't get laid then its time to enact sexual communism and force women to lay the incels, so yes. Women created trannies.
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>>31907808
Sounds like a skill issue, I'm interested in math and philosophy, neither has prominent trannies that I know of
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>>31907202
Just use a laxative at that point.
I used one last night to empty out and everything came out as a semi solid mush. It's pretty satisfying.
I'm starting a 10 day fast so I wanted to be empty
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>>31907857
No need to cry so much hon, you've already made it clear that you're a feminine male. We accept you.
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>>31907866
You realize all your doing is taking things people said about you and throwing it back right? A lack of creativity is a symptom of delusional thinking.
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>>31907821
>because me and my partner are polygamous anyways
Gross. More like you and one of the guys you have sex with sometimes.
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>>31907863
True, because I also was diagnosed except I reject the label.
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>>31907868
Yes, incels become "lesbian" trannies in hopes of getting laid. Won't work for you though, sad little troon.
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>>31907872
>continues to write the fan fiction and cope
kek, just absolutely broken
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>>31907706
>Boyshorts are the least sexy.
Wrong. Slander.
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>>31907883
You just admitted then your argument makes no sense and once again proved to everyone here that you are delusional. You need to go help, I'm being serious. You contradict yourself constantly.
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>>31907874
That's some heavy projection. I'm sure it helps you sleep at night, delusional anon.
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>>31907882
So did I, for years. I only really accepted it about a month ago, to be honest, and only because my little sister has it too. God I wanted to be normal so badly.
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>>31907864
Fuck you
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>>31907887
Why are you responding to yourself now?
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>>31907884
>it's still obsessing about fanfiction

Damn feminine men are pathetic kek, really showing your true self.
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Feminine men are in right now, bitch.
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>>31907893
Why are you responding to yourself now?
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>>31907834
>it is bad because it is addictive mkay
>dopamine LE bad
So fucking lame lmfao
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>>31907895
This is getting boring now, if your so desperate for a win just reply to this one and you can pop the champagne, I have more important things to do.
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>>31907899
Feminine men belong to other men, bitch.
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>>31907889
It's hard seeing it all undiagnosed in your family and you can tell, but they all just tell you it's normal. It's like I know a secret that could help them, but they don't want to be helped.
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>>31907903
This is getting boring now, if your so desperate for a win just reply to this one and you can pop the champagne, I have more important things to do.
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>>31907908
Aw, so cute!
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>>31907878
I won't be fucking anyone else lol. I already know most people are going to have a negative gut reaction towards it, but IDC. It's a comfy life if done right
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Girls, do you feel joy when you think of Kamala Harris?
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It's filled with them at this point, these creatures need to go back to /lgbt/.
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>>31907906
I bet that’s how my sister felt. My dad has it and 2/3 of his kids (myself and youngest sister) got it. My dad absolutely refuses to admit he has it, even though it’s obvious. I’m a little confused though, by reject the label, you mean like how it’s just a slur?
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>>31907815
I'd eat a girl out even if she didn't shave
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>>31907908
>Stealing my gifs
Not cool man
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>>31907919
Women *bangs hands on desk*
dominated *bangs hands on desk*
society *bangs hands on desk*
now. *bangs hands on desk*
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>>31907902
Hush.
Go eat your Tide pods, dear.
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>>31907935
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>>31907864
I'm just missing the girls in bikini rn
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>>31907935
>>31907940
/atoga/ anime the other gender anime hours?
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>>31907922
I don't call myself autistic except as a slur. (Except I typically say stupid instead)
I know it affects me, but I am stubbornly trying to fight it. Over all, I do accept depression and anxiety labels.
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>>31907928
Skill issue
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>>31907919
I was unironically talking about Kamala for years. Her polling was atrocious at the time, and this was used as an argument against my points. Of course the polling is going to be shit when no one expects her to be the presidential nominee. I literally said, just nominate her and see the numbers skyrocket. I was right, as always. But now what annoys me is that I am banned from every community I was active in a few years back. I wanted to be smug about it to them.
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>>31907864
Good, sun damage and women are bad for your health.
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>>31907773
Qt and exhib?
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>trannies "disappear"
>bunch of lgbt anime girl posters show up
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>>31907948
I'm going to skillfully issue you my 7" long 4" circumfrenced vibrating cock.
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>>31907777
Don't encourage him!
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>>31907947
I got a lucky strain of autism that made me super smart, but I still have a lot of anxiety. Can’t really go outside without feeling anxiety. The depression has actually backed off a lot for me. Can I ask how old you are? I suffered a lot from like 9-26, as I got older it eased up.
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>>31907919
Not really. I'm mildly annoyed that the first woman president is going to be somebody so uniconic, but I won't let perfect the enemy of good enough.
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>>31907957
Quit acting a fool
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>>31907935
>>31907940
>>31907945
>>31907946
post animes?
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>>31907955
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>>31907789
>there are trannies that have more sex than you
With kids
>NTA btw
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I hate it here I wish I could leave
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>>31907815
I like trimmed hair
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>>31907960
okay, but why?
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>>31907969
that description does fit the incel-trooners kek
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>>31907963
Oh you don't have to worry about that
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>>31907969
>>NTA btw
I don't believe you
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>>31907730
Bro I didnt mention anything about liking this woman. Sure, I would hit that gyatt harder than an Amtrak on a pajeets skull but that has nothing to do with my question.
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>>31907962
32, I'm mostly just anxious from the life traumas, with some social anxiety sprinkled in. The depression is real tho. Like I can feel it, like my period. Something is doing it to me.
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>>31907864
Feels good, I have back acne that i hate for women to see
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Is there really a point to life if I'm not plapping an autistic girl everyday?
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>>31907965
Oh, post animes.
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>>31907883
This is correct. It's called autogynephilia
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>>31907988
How old are you
Do you have aspirations deep inside
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>>31907978
Say her name:
SAKURA HIBIKI!!!
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>>31907983
Aw man, I’m sorry to hear you’ve suffered. For what it’s worth, you seem cool. I’d take you on a date if I ever had the stones to ask someone out to their face. I have to sleep now, but I hope you have a good day! Maybe see you around.
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>>31907990
yes I think a lot of the posters here have it. not as bad when compred to some other boards though.
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naturally androgynous disposition > autogynephilia
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>>31907979
>he still thinks there's a silent majority for trump
nigga, everybody who's a trump supporter is MASSIVELY loud about it. If anything there are 10's of millions of women who won't speak up for their democrat support out of fear of their republican family members or communities shunning them over it.
Kamala's not some political jesus but the only reason he could beat Biden was because biden is a walking corpse. 2 generic dem candidates who appear to be alive will blow him out of the water. And it's not really because they're doing anything particularly special.
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>it's just one tranny spamming 24/7
They ruin every thread they spread to, kek.
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>>31907919
The first woman president will be a whore that sucked her way to the top. And I'll have to hear about her for the rest of my fucking life
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>>31907993
Goodnight sweet prince. Rest well.
(Idk why I am tearing up posting this)
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>>31905913
kek, bro keeping it 100
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>>31907934
Nice argument, very convincing.
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>>31908001
Democrats thoroughly rejected Kamala the last time she ran for president. She had to drop out before the first primary because she couldn't get any support. She's utterly unlikable and Democratic voters preferred a charisma vacuum like Amy Klobuchar to Kamala. She's a terrible candidate, and she knows it which is why she's doing everything she can to avoid interviews. Every time she opens her mouth it gets worse. Plus Twitter isn't going to be suppressing information that would hurt the democrat like they did last time. And picking an extremely far left authoritarian as a running mate was a horrible idea, and that won't go away just by saying he likes camo hats. Trump will win.
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Chances of my boyfriend being able to cheat if he wanted to?
>unemployed
>very short
>struggled to date before me, virgin despite straightforward and confident efforts
>very high libido, honest that he is attracted to many women
>nice face
>clean and wears cute clothes
>extroverted
>peculiar and off putting to many, but entertaining to some
>number of mental health problems
>well read and has artsy interests
>very affectionate
My description is as objective as I can make it.
He is very confident despite having so many people dislike him. I fell in love with how cringe fail he is, though.
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>>31908021
Male hands
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>>31908021
>she is scared a manlet is cheating on her
Lol
Lmao even
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>>31907815
>would you absolutely NOT eat her out if she hasn’t shaved?
Actually shaved is sometimes worse. If there's even the slightest hint of stubble, that gives me friction burns. Longer hairs are much softer.
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>>31907822
>Is it unreasonable to not match with a guy on a dating app if he has tattoos?
It's not something I would do; but if you dislike tattoos that much, it's your call.
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>>31907745
I (M) used to write erotica on reddit,and I'd always have trannies asking for misogyny related scripts. That's not just my interpretation either, they'd actually use the word misogyny.
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>>31907996
I can't believe she got away with saying the N word....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgbywD_590s
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>>31907744
I ain't reading that shit. Sorry it happened though
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>>31908032
Trannies become trannies from watching humiliation themed sissy porn. They equate being a woman as the ultimate humiliation, and they want to live this fetish out in public and around children.
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>>31908035
>brainrot
kek, everytime. Imagine being filtered by 3 sentences.
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would it be a dealbreaker to date a girl if she stalked you in real life for awhile before approaching you? not like serial killer following you home and shit for months, just like, tailed you for an entire day watching you and observing you and then she decided she liked you and tried to orchestrate a meeting that seemed natural and then fairly soon afterward told you the truth that she'd followed you around before, but after things already seem to be going well between us, because i know it's a bad idea to lead with "hey i've been watching you all day and i like what i see."

would that reveal be a huge dealbreaker?
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>>31907729
Nice. Will use this later.

>>31907737
Real. They're entitled, self-important, maladjusted men who fetishize womanhood. I try to let people be but I'm so fucking tired of biological women having to take a backseat to biological men IN OUR OWN FUCKING SPACES.

>>31907745
Especially r/actuallesbians
It's full of trannies seeking validation and complaining when a woman doesn't want to such their shenis. This shit is actually getting me heated rn.

>>31907762
If its any consolation, which I doubt it is, but I think men deserve their own spaces too.

>>31907885
>Wrong. Slander.
It is the truth. Boyshorts are for lazy Saturday morning, lounging in bed in an oversized t-shirt and contemplating whether you're hungry enough to make something to eat or not.

>>31907919
No, but momma Tulsi being on the Trump train means I will vote Trump.

>>31907945
Anime body metrics are always the goofiest shit. Like a woman has massive tits but is only 90 lbs?
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trans people ruined any and all discussion of my favorite anime
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>>31908038
Slice of life anime is part of the mtf tranny pipeline too, K-on etc. See onlyafro
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>>31908038
Feminine males become trannies not because of porn, but because they can't make it as "normal" men. But you are definitely right about the rest here.
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>>31908043
I'm glad that women are waking up to what a menace trannies are. Society will heal.
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>>31907878
NTA but do you actually not understand the difference between having sex with someone and being in a relationship with them?
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>>31907768
That's basically the story with Contrapoints; he used to post MRA shit under name of Nykytyne on YouTube
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>>31908043
>Anime body metrics are always the goofiest shit. Like a woman has massive tits but is only 90 lbs?
She's 122.13 pounds she is chonky.
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IM DEHYDRATED AND I WANT HWACHE FUCK MY LIFE I LIVE IN THIS WHITE ASS COUNTRY
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>>31907980
Alright
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>make obvious male post on /atoga/
>all other male anons immediately assume I'm a softboi coward or redpill spouting incel
It's hard out here
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>>31908041
Skibidi
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>>31908060
men hate each other but they refuse to admit it. well, most men.
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>>31907919
>Girls, do you feel joy when you think of Kamala Harris?
Well, she beats the alternative, in the same sort of way that a not especially exciting meal beats a bowl of human excrement.
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>>31908043
>No, but momma Tulsi being on the Trump train means I will vote Trump.
Based. She is so hot
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>gf mad because I forgot to go over her place when she wanted to cook for us
>she fell asleep until 7pm and made no mention or implications of when I might be leaving so she could start cooking
>adamant she won't see me until the weekend now out of hurt or something
>her messages aren't aggressive at all but she keeps saying shit like "I might be mad because of it but I still love you" and "I'd rather kiss you than have a disagreement anytime"
So why then is she hellbent on holding out on me when the discussion has been perfectly civil and apologetic where necessary?
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>>31908043
>r/actuallesbians
They're all mods over there too
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>>31908053
>MRA = Incel
the delusion continues...
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>>31908073
Reddit is such a disaster. I got mass banned from a bunch of subreddits I had never even posted in because I was a member of an anti-lockdown subreddit.
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>>31908072
You sound like a drama queen, must be tough for her.
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>>31908021
Anyone can cheat if they want to - there are such things as hookers.
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>>31908023
And to what end would a man post this?
>>31908024
Women in real life aren’t so strict about this.
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Awful unprompted male handed post about unpleasant male bodily functions posted for no reason
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This was about 2 years ago so I don't remember what led up to this statement, but I'm just remembering during a conversation a girl told me "I wish you were gay or at least bi" and I just nervous laughed and said "what??"

What the FUCK did she mean by that?
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>>31908042
>would that reveal be a huge dealbreaker?
Perhaps not a definite deal breaker, but certainly a significant red flag. This is very odd behaviour.
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>>31908088
She wanted to see you get TOPPED
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>>31908088
don't ask me, only a normie woman could know.
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>>31908042
That sounds insane
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>>31908088
Fujoshi?
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>>31908072
>gf mad because I forgot to go over her place when she wanted to cook for us
You forgot?! I'd be mad as hell about that. You can't set a reminder on your phone?
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>>31908042
I did this with 2 of my ex lovers.
They both seemed to like it when informed, but I am attracted to the mentally ill. My current bf is sad I didn’t do this to him.
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>>31908088
Maybe she wanted to set you up with a gay friend.
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my female friend/oneitis has so much vitriol for my new gymtard roommate that I'm afraid she's going to hatefuck him :(
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>>31908091
>>31908097
does it make it better or worse that it's not just him, i do this to people all of the time as a hobby? not always men, either. it would be a coincidence if i decided i liked a guy i was following around. i feel like i have a slightly reasonable explanation for why i started, but probably not for why i keep doing it.

>>31908105
okay, well some people wouldn't mind i guess. i don't want to date someone seriously mentally ill if i can help it though.
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>>31908051
No, I understand that. She doesn't seem to though. ESPECIALLY if she's in a 'relationship' where she is monogamous but he is polyamorous. Ticking time bomb for her realizing she wasted her life on somebody who wasn't particularly invested in her.
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>>31908107
Hot! Make sure you pretend to leave the house one day so you can listen to them have sex.
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>>31908042
My gut says that's a red flag, my yandere fetish says green flag, and my dick says fuck her hard. Gut's overruled
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>>31908110
You follow women around platonically?
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How much can you take "secret" glancing from someone as attraction? Or should I just accept that people glance at others whether they find them attractive or not ?
For context I mean the sort of situation where someone seems like they never to look at you when you're in a group conversation with them. But when you're standing farther away, partially behind someone else, then they do glance at you and you notice it.
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>>31908116
Never.
I've mentioned this here before, 'signals' only happen when you're already interacting with or flirting with people. There's no such thing (At least if you're normal, you'll know already if this doesn't apply to you, it won't be ambiguous) as "oh he/she shot me the eyes from across the room".
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>>31908021
He sounds like a miserable cunt I with a punchable face and redditor personality
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>>31908124
Yeah I feel like it's just me coping, interpreting as little thing for "signals".
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>>31908114
well i'm not a psycho stalker or anything. but thanks for the breakdown. that does help.

confess.... while.... he's... horny...

>>31908115
sometimes, yeah
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>>31908021
The fact that he has a gf makes him being able to pull in other girls a 100% certainty.
And I don't mean that as in "he got you, which means he can get other girls". I mean that because he has a girlfriend he is like 5x more attractive to women than he would be if he were single.
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>>31908125
Why are redditors specifically such tools?
Is it the upvote system?
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>>31908130
>simp who feels more attracted to taken women is coping
It happens the other way around a lot more.
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>>31908042
>>31908110
>i do this to people all of the time as a hobby?
That makes it even worse.
As in A LOT worse.
I'd probably tell all my friends and family about what you did so they are aware of your creepy behaviour. I'd also show them a photo if possible so they are aware of who you are.
I would not want anything to do with you.
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>>31908104
For context. We apparently mentioned it last week. There was no mention of it between those two points of it happening. I'll be doing that going forwards- but it seems disingenuous she was claiming she was willing to open the door when I was sat outside of her house late to talk it over but rather did not because she didn't realise I was there. Despite admitting this, she's still implying silently I'm prohibited from seeing her for however many days? The texts are civil, she says she loves me etc, but going over is somehow off limits? Why? Neither of us communicated adequately - yes I apparently forgot days later, but she also made no such message as to wonder when I might be visiting that day so she could time her cooking.
Is this her way of coping or just silently punishing me?
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Girls, I had a bad experience at the movie theater last night.
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>>31908146
>>31908146
>>31908146
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>>31908042
I don't want to stalk him. He probably has anxiety being outside. That's not nice. I want to be nice to him. But how do I meet him organically, if no see him nearby.
I wish I could just wash up on his island like some sick mermaid that he nurses back to health.
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>>31908145
chad was there and he didn't talk to you? it'll be okay, incel anon.
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>>31908110
>does it make it better or worse that it's not just him, i do this to people all of the time as a hobby?
Much worse.
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>>31908134
That's retarded. True only because all attractive women are already in relationships.
Everybody knows men are more attractive to women when they have a gf already, whether because of preselection bias, or just because they are more confident and less desperate or threatening to other women.
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>>31908153
okay, well, damn. if i get a boyfriend should i keep it a secret or do you think he could get over it? i probably won't do it as much when we're dating.
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>>31908128
>notice femanon following me
>wait around a corner
>ambush her with a kiss
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Thoughts on CNC?
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>>31908111
Poly people are *extremely* invested in their partners, and poly relationships are more stable and longer-lasting than monogamous ones.
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>>31908159
Lol
Lmao even
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>>31908125
He is actually very cheerful and whimsical, like a magical forest creature. He speaks almost complete nonsense because of the psychosis. Even when it's not flaring up he is bizarre.
Why punchable to you? He is, but only from a sado-sexual standpoint for me.
>>31908130
Is this real? I always become far less into men if they are taken.
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>>31908116
It's just as likely that the person is worried about you as that they're interested in you.
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>>31908154
>he's already coping
Everybody knows that once a woman is taken, she starts getting a lot more attention from random men trying to get her, compared to when she was single.
Men feel more attracted to taken women because of their simp nature. And you really a desperate pathetic creature.
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>>31908157
I MUST playrape my cute twink boyfriend!
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>>31908157
Needs trust built.
Otherwise, I wouldn't want to do it and then they actually don't want to have sex anymore.
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>poly retard and tranny are fighting
Only in /atoga/
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>>31908172
Absolutely why every time a streamer girl accidentally mentions they have a bf there's a huge harassment campaign that starts against her calling her a whore.
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>>31908181
Tranny is more retard. Poly is natural.
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>>31908156
>this is stupid
>i had a physical reaction thinking about this
i guess i'm stupid-er
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>>31908186
Based. I want a polyandrist wife
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>>31908190
go read about pre-islamic arabia so see why polyandary does not create a stable society.
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>>31908188
Now we're stupid together
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>>31908188
>i had a physical reaction
Do tell
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>>31908190
>polyandrist wife
Now I hear those wedding bells like hozier.
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>>31908194
>burning women as witches
>slavery abound
>only sultans and rich merchants could have harems of hundreds of women
>government and people both live in constant fear of each other and constantly enact violence upon each other
Sounds like a lovely society :^)
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>>31907815
I would absolutely eat her out if she hadn't shaved.
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>>31908194
this, the reason monogamy is a thing is that its basically a trade off for men and women:
>you get a wife, don't burn down society
>you get a husband, kids, protection, and a roof over your head, just don't cheat
But a lot of the core pillars of that original social contract have been overturned (for better or worse) and it now calls for a new social contract that no one seems interested in drafting.
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>>31908262
It was nice when society at least shamed those people. Yeah you could do it. It wasn't illegal. But if you slept with your husband's boss, or his more successful co-worker, or YOUR boss... Before it was seen as a betrayal and failing. Now it's just 'yass queen. Don't waste time on that scrub anymore. Trade in for the new model', and it must be a failing on the guy's part for not being more successful.
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>>31905758
Both genders
Why is she so perfect?
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>>31908317
Cause she's eating food.
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>>31908326
fatties gonna fat
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>>31908159
I'm pro-poly and that statement seems like total bullshit.
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>>31908157
It's fine but most examples of it I've seen aren't very good examples of it.
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>>31908015
Protip: Never argue with someone chewing on a Tide Pods saying highly addictive drugs are just "lol dopamine"
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>>31908317
Who?
Is that Hibiki?
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>>31908495
Yes to both
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>>31908695
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