Ask The Opposite Gender Anything...supposedly.Le Funneh Murder Man Editionprev>>31933352
state gender what's your favorite anime, manga, hentai, VN?
Didn't realize old thread was on page 9. Anyways -Women, do you ever want to have children? At what age are you looking to have them?
>>31936190When did you realize that bi and lesbian women are the real bulls intead of Chad and Tyrone?
>>31936201At 28 I'm gonna have to aim to 33-35, assuming I find a partner this year still..After that, I may seriously consider going no kids.
>Eeh?! what do you mean you make your own chips out of corn tortillas, anon??how do I respond without sounding retarded?
>>31936207>At 28 I'm gonna have to aim to 33-35, assuming I find a partner this year still..>After that, I may seriously consider going no kids.What about freezing your eggs?
>>31936200MaleGAWDYou missed LIGHT NOVEL >AnimeTutu princess>Manga Jojo PART 2 maybe>HentaiNot really a fan>VNI have only read 2 of these; saya no uta and that one cripple heart bad game with the 10000+ vg threads, the first was better
>>31936207GL Anon. 35m here. Most girls I've talked to are not looking to have children and it's driving me insane.
>>31936200>Male>Cowboy Bebop>Borderlands>Secret Plot>Katawa Shoujo
>>31936200M >anime Ranma 1/2 >mangaGhost in the Shell >hentaiEuphoria (wait does this include VNs?) >VN Chaos Head/Steins Gate series
>>31936219>I mean what I FUCKING SAID! THis is what is WRONG with society. I say A, you say, what do you mean 'A'. What's wrong with A, you vapid cunt? Would you rather it be 'B'? Are you fucking racist? Racist to 'A'? What did 'A' do to you. Stupid bitch..
>>31936254>>Katawa Shoujo
>>31936200M>AnimeMirai Nikki>MangaKoukou No Hito>HentaiMankitsu the Happening, i guess>VNN/A but by default I guess it goes to Danganronpa
>>31936200MSaya no uta>>31936202I guess a couple years ago when I was cheated on
>>31936200MIt has been a few years since I watched and anime, read any manga or doujinsI consoomed a lot of them but can't remember what any of them were named now or most of what they were aboutAaaaaahhhh the 31yo amnesiac
>>31936200Dragon Ball Z
>>31936261i could kick her ass
>>31936284She couldnt do the same
>>31936219the ones from walmart don't crisp up quite right for chips, they're good for tostadas though
If women are so lonely they should just pay me to be their Steam friend and play videogames with them and tell them about my hobbies
>>31936200finna out myself as a normalfag>AnimeSaint Seiya or (Zeta) Gundam>MangaJoJo or Devilman>HentaiRanSem or w/e the one was with the fat monk>VNFate/Stay Night>LNI read the LN of Goblin Slayer when it was first getting big and didn't have an official translation yet, really liked it; I own a copy of Vol.1>Vidya (Japanese)Shin Megami Tensei
>>31936296I really want to ask the gamer girl I work with for her Steam ID or Discord but I'm afraid she'll expect me to play vidya with her
>>31936284If you could catch her.
Had a huge workout today, bench pressed a bunch and did rows for my back.Cute blonde girl was staring at me again, but shes way too young for meWhat do.Anyone wants to see my bench
>>31936311>Anyone wants to see my benchNo.
>>31936304>n-no I just wanted to groom you in Discord and have a girl on my friend list, not play video games...
>>31936317I mean, she does come off as kinda naive and is almost 5 years younger than me...but I'm also almost 30 so its not THAT weirdto be honest I kinda just want to hang out and watch scary movies with her, that's what we talk about a lot at work, moreso than video gamessorry for blogging
>>3193620126 rn. Hopefully before 30. Im predicting when i’m 28 (with birth at 29)
>>31936311Sure why notAlso how do you eat enough to gain weightJust chucked half a bowl of rice pudding because I couldn't eat the rest
>>31936201i want five, as soon as possible, but not sooner than me and whoever i have them with have been living together for a year.
what are you going as for Halloween? I'm thinking about going as Smash Mouth because I'm also a chubby alcoholic asshole that likes to wear sunglasses
>>31936327I have the same plan as a guy. Hopefully you succeed cause I doubt I will.
Women, have you been with black men in the past?How it went?
How do I know if this guy likes me and wants to hang out with me because he likes me or if he genuinely just wants a classmate to study with?
In the show I noticed that my penis had some red markings all over it that felt tender to touch, is this jock itch, It's currently wrapped up in dressing but I don't know how long to keep it like this for, the fuck did this to my dick? I'm a virgin and I haven't masturbated in a while now
I hate women so much
Femanons, how much do you want dick?
>>31936347YesNot any different than any other race
>>31936326You eat fasthttps://streamable.com/5n1s5i
>>31936347I'm with one now
Femanons, how often do you fantasize about the death of moids?
Men, what's your excuse to not going through a transformation, like thishttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/OM2It8rUekw
>>31936348are you fat?
>>31936362god i wish mikeila would dom me
>>31936200F. Dragonball Z or Howl's Moving Castle if we're talking movies.
>>31936351At this point I'm starting to stop caring. It's been years and I'm tired of wanting.
>>31936363I did, I had short hair now I have longer curly hair that I get complemented on all the time. I'm still fat though and have no gf.
>>31936371at least you have hair.
>>31936225I've thought about it, but I'm not at an optimal healthy point in my life. I'm under sleeping due to work and always stressed, so that's NOT a good future baby recipe on my part lol
>>31936190Femanons, please help>Be awkward KHHV with OCD>Play Overwatch, get invited to a group>There's only 1 other guy, rest are women>Shy at first, but become friendly with everyone>2 years later, one of the girls is organizing a meet up>Not feeling shy at all since we're all friends>Arrive, everyone hugs each other>They're all busty. Some in revealing costumes>The other guy is chill about it. But I'm fighting my eyes the entire time>Get caught looking by each girl at least once>Eventually return home and feel like shitThe way i see it, I have 3 options: say sorry, just stop talking to everyone, or pretend like nothing happened?What should I do?
>>31936364No?
>>31936240You too anon. Clearly there's still ppl with interest on both sides so it ain't over yet haha
>>31936362Why is it always chicks with names like Mikayla?
>>31936362What drives women to call women parasites specifically when the statistics demonstrating the opposite are public knowledge and anyone who has been around humans already knows women leech off of men as a normal thing?
>>31936371maybe the longer hair needs a haircut too, anon.don't get me wrong, idk what your hair currently looks like, but also many women have long hair but it looks dull. there's no reason it shouldn't be the case for men too. length alone doesnt make hair look interesting in my humble opinion
>>31936376What a shame.
>>31936387It isn't that long, over an inch above my shoulders. It could be a couple inches shorter but not too short cause it won't be as curly.
>>31936351As much as I want a wholesome fulfilling relationship with a cute, kind but assertive guy :c
Do you feel guilt when you have to ghost and reject massive amounts of men online?
>>31936201I'll have children with a man, if he actually wants to be a parent.
>>31936375I mean, if they're all in revealing outfits, it's bound you'd look one time or another? Even chicks can't help but stare at other chicks in revealing clothes.I don't think you need to say sorry, unless they visibly show they're awkward with you since then (which I doubt), much less stop talking to them altogether. Just move on and keep talking and playing with them like you always did anon. You're fine, really.
>I want men to value me for something other than sex>Hmmmmmm let me mindlessly repeat what I am told by other women, make sure I am only ever interested in what other women in my circle think are cool and acceptable, and always assume I'm right and avoid anything too "boring" so my mind never develops any unique features, competencies, or thinking skillsWomen why did you do this?
waiting for her to let me know when she's free to go see the new alien movieit's so over (she does actually work a lot and she doesn't have much free time and does actually like the alien movies)
I can't read her at all and it's pissing me off. Friday we had a great time, good conversation, got laughs, a bit flirty, etc. Today she was cold as fuck and I felt like a creep with how much of a brickwall attitude she had. It's so frustrating to see her laughing like a comedy show at the most mundane conversations with other people then with me it's a 50/50 whether I'm getting the cold responses or a fun conversation. Why do girls act like this? If she thinks I'm a creep or doesn't like me, I would prefer that response than this flip flop stuff. I'm so tempted to just giving her the cold shoulder for the rest of my time at this job, but my stupid personality won't let me be a dick. I just hate talking to people and getting this vibe that makes me feel like they think I'm some homeless guy asking for money.
what percentage of guys are okay with bush? my body hair isn't very thick to begin with.
>no one has responded to anyone in like four posts (now five)truly ask the opposite gender anything
>>31936408It's fine as long as it doesn't smell or intrude on performance. If a guy has to go down on you and comes out with a mouth full of hair, it's a problem.
>>31936408100% of me specifically is
>>31936200MI have never read any of those but Death Note is such a good animu
>>31936409I was busy.>>31936355Witnessed
>>31936408Idk but as a man I prefer your bush
>>31935382>Do any men enjoy approaching women even when they get rejected?I am genuinely interested in finding a relationship. But I also have a rejection kink...
Women with sisters, do they ever tease you because of the size of your boobs? Are you bigger or smaller?
>>31936200>anime, manga,Detetive conan>hentai, Uhhhhhh idk, just the flash games sometimes.>VN?I don't remember the name, but it had a baby faced dwarf/elf with some demon race woman and they have a domme/sub relationship on accident, then have a kid.
>>31936375Do/did you hope to smash any of them?
>>31936408Idk, as I am a sample of one but I actually love it but most girls don't keep one. It's so hot.
>>31935382Only the extremely weird ones OR if they have friends egging them on.Mostly its just depressing.there's a reason so many women are whining about havign to approach now; because its not fun. Same goes when men do it.
>>31936362Is she a Domme?
>>31936200M>animeSteins;Gate>mangaGirls' Last Tour>hentaiIdk. Don't really consume. I guess that one succubus one that's been on all the streaming sites forever>VNHaven't 'played' many (didn't play Steins;Gate, am poser). I've only 'played' DDLC, Zero Escape (if that counts), and Saya no Uta. Idk how I'd rank them really.
I'm an emotional man that tries to mask because I was raised to believe that expressing anything but anger or happiness was weird. Sappy love shit makes me cry sometimes but I'm bad at identifying/expressing my emotions because I tried to ignore that shit. Femanon who understand what I'm getting at, why do you think I cry? Even during happy shit I'll start bawling. Male responses welcome as well
>>31936200F I don't really watch that stuff. I guess Death Note or DBZ are the only animes I have seen start to finish.
I scared all the women away, sry guys.
>>31936423I'm much smaller, and she's never teased me about it. No girl has ever teased me about the size of my breasts, only guys
>>31936439Which poster are you?
>>31936362She No matter how much moid death she fantisizes about I guarantee I fantasize about my own death more.
>>31936423I'm way bigger than my sisters. There's a joke with us that the boob fairy gave me all of their share as well but it's mostly harmless teasing.
(Accidentally made on old thread lol)Guys: what hairdos do you like on girls??
>>31936437I think it's the purity of happiness and love that is so precious and moving. Sometimes people are sensitive to that in a way that's overwhelming (in a good way, but make you cry lol). Nothing to worry about it, it just means you're sensitive to these stuff, and that's sweet!
>>31936437It’s your solar plexus chakra. You are full of love and empathy and feel the full spectrum of emotions deeply. That’s a good thing and should be cherished. Try not to feel bad about it. I’m the same way and it can be embarrassing but crying is cathartic
>>31936448As long as you're not doing one of those cuts where you wear it up and shave/buzz the back and sides I'm not picky.
>>31936447Boob fairy?
>>31936408I like some pubic hair on a woman, but if you want me to go down on you I'd prefer that you trim it so I don't get a bunch of hair in my mouth.
>>31936448Pixie cut, wolfcut, Cleopatra, emo, side shave, some bobs.Yeah, I end up dating a lit of closeted lesbians :/
>>31936448fancy braids are beautiful
>>31936448Personally I love bob cuts
>>31936455Yes the boob fairy.
>>31936448Anything with bangs
>>31936463Said no guy ever..I wish we lived in the world of bob love , alas..
>>31936200M>anime It's hard to say what my absolute favorite is. Currently, probably Mushi-Shi.>manga Tossup between Battle Royale and Lone Wolf and Cub>hentai Don't really watch hentai. Whatever I've seen I mostly watched in my youth out of curiosity. I still find it to mostly be gross and weird.>VNDoes 999 count?
>>31936455You've never heard that expression? It's a joke with some girls that it's a fairy that gives out breast size when you enter puberty. Sort of like the tooth fairy but for boobs.
>>31936459The obvious answer is to get those lesbian to help you pick out the straight chicks with those haircuts.
>>31936437I think it's this >>31936451I'm sensitive and cry even at happy stuff too, always have,
>>31936448Unironically ponytailsI know that's the lazy hairstyle for women but it looks cute to me
>>31936468You and I against the world brother
Women, what is the most fun thing you've done in your life?
>>31936470Imagine if girls started out with boobs, then puberty hits and the originals fall off and new ones grow in...
>>31936448Afros, spiky pixie cuts, shoulder length curly hair, long hair with bangs, french braid, pony tails.
Femanons would you prefer men or futa?
>>31936476Snorkel and see big fish
I will give a little context before the question but it's basically should I try to establish a friends with benefits situation with an ex? She basically said multiple times she doesn't want to get back together, but whenever I went to her we hugged, cuddled and the last time we even kissed a bit. She suggested once but then I kept pursuing something more and she shut that constantly. Now I finally conceded and stop trying to get back together and began joking about that right away (retarded I know). Honestly I miss the cuddling, talking and the rest and if she's fine with it and I separate my wish for something more could it work?
>>31936479New fetish unlocked
I don't want to go to prison, do I? while does this place feel empty - or "he's" gone. i let myself get to greedy.
>>31936481An actual woman
>>31936479Would my ma want to keep those too?
>>31936482Same cadence
>>31936493kek
>>31936471You don't think it would be too awkward to ask that of an ex?
>>31936481brother I am male and I would prefer futapussies are so ugly
>>31936491Seems like a mom thing to do.
>>31936363cause i have straight hair and dont feel like styling itill just have short boring crew cuts for the rest of my life
>>31936499Gratz, ya gay
>>31936465>Anything with bangsHonestly this. Almost any haircut can be attractive to me if she has good bangs
>>31936485No, it's too emotionally messy and it will prevent you from moving on and meeting someone new
>>31936485No bc eventually she’s going to find someone new and that will be very painful if youre still involved physically or emotionally
prison or death?
>>31936448idk i just like long hair
>>31936499Lol at this faggot
>>31936510Depends on the prison.
>>31936510Swiss prison or usa shithole?
>>31936429>Do/did you hope to smash any of them?No, not at all.
>>31936503>>31936513b-but I'm not attracted to men!!
>>31936479Haha, ok, I see your point. It's not really like that at all.
>>31936476Go to Disneyland throughout my childhood with my family
>>31936350Tsundere
What does ketamine feel like
>>31936485>should I ever get back with my ex? The answer to this is always, and will always be, NO!
>>31936514This. Yurop prisons sound pretty comfy.
green and brown is such a good comboneed a woodland princess gf
>>31936524Milky coins and salty bags
>>31936529need barely sapient giant ant gf who thinks im her property
State genderFellas, what's a seemingly innocent/harmless thing a woman might do that secretly drives you nuts?I'll start:FGuys showing up well groomed and smelling GOOD. I melt.
How heavy are the average pair of boobs?
>oh thats a nice question you have for the opposite gender you have there- heh-, now watch me omaplata your face and steal your girl!why ask questions to the opposite gender when this guy could kick your ass and just take your thread gf?what's the point?
>>31936535I just noticed I forgot to change woman and fellas for neutral terms after making the question for both M and F. My bad!
>>31936408Very few young guys
>>31936535Showing me her bobs
>>31936537i could kick his ass
>>31936535Ma girl a work has waist length hair and sometimes she turns around really fast and hits me with it
Thank you for the hair replies guys, it's really interesting <3
>>31936190>Brain compells me to want to have sex with women for procreative purposes>I don't want kids>I don't think I have the patience (for nonsense) to deal with a girl's shit (I might get lucky with the "perfect girl" or roll bad RNG and get a narcissist bitch that gets fat), let alone get one in the first place >I prefer solitude How do I patch this bug?
>>31936537Is he transgender? Kawaii
>>31936541Open dick first
>>31936448i like jewess hairstyles for some reason. natalie portman hair in v for vendetta before she went bald was really nice imo
>>31936536Maybe 2-3 pounds.
>>31936542He's a professional fighter
>>31936535Bending over
>>31936506>>31936507Yup thought as much. Especially since I know myself enough to know I would get very attached to her since I already have feelings and that those gestures of love (sitting in someone's arms and such) mean very much to me. Shame really, I really liked those nights >>31936525Is that always the case? I always think of that saying "a man never steps in the same river twice for it's not the same river and he isn't the same man". Couldn't two people that both acknowledge their mistakes, forgive and move on from the past try again? Of course both of them would need to do it and it's rare but it does happen.
>>31936448P I N C U R L S
>>31936535using a straw to drink and pouting your lips to do it. hnngg
>>31936545I also like bob cuts but I'm not super picky about it.
>>31936535Woman in pajamas. Not even sexy one's like even some really loose Muppets one's do it for me.
>>31936547He's not trans he's just in a light weight class! He is kawaii tho :v0
>>31936524Imagine somehow playing skyrim in both first and third person view simultaneously, but it's just your normal life.And then you piss yourself.And you love it.
>>31936548>*unzips benchod*
>>31936553whats your pointsbirds are professional flyers but i could outfly a bird if its not flyingcars are very fast until theyre not movinghes tough until i paid someone bigger than me to beat him up
>>31936535I like it when her hair smells pretty.
>>31936476Did some tandem bioluminescent kayaking with my bestie and had a guided explanation of the clear milky way above us and it was genuinely magical.
>match with a girl on hinge>we hit it off pretty well and she gives me her number>text back and forth and talk a few times and its all good>she pretty quickly starts jokingly talking about sexting and dick pics>she finally says bluntly that she wants to see my dick>we start sexting and it gets pretty intense>one day she begs me over and over for more and more dick pics and confesses that she masturbated to me three times that day>we finally meet up for a date>she basically cold shoulders me, doesnt respond or really engage, and it just kind of endsCan someone tell me what happened? I thought maybe I looked bad or something irl, but all my pics she saw are recent. Could it be she just got cold feet around sex for real?
>>31936536depends on boots.
>>31936570Luteal phase
>>31936566that might work but there wouldnt be much honor in that fren..
>>31936397Only a couple were in revealing clothes. The rest were dressed I guess kind of form fitting, but probably mostly normal for their body type.But I am relieved that you don't seem to think it's a big deal. Thanks for your answer.
Women, can you feel your ribs?
>>31936568I had this guy once in a packed bar accidentally getting a whiff off the top of my head and he just blurted out "your hair smells so nice!" with such flabbergastment I never forgot about it hehe
>>31936537>oh thats a ni*bang*
>>31936569damn, really cool
>>31936535a nice feminine womanly/not girly(childish) voice
Girls, thoughts on sexy pirates who rape you?Thoughts on sexy vampires who rape you?Thoughts on sexy policemen who rape you?Thoughts on sexy athletes who rape you?Thoughts on other sexy professionals / mystical beings who rape you?
>>31936579If he had attempted a conversation afterwards do you think he could have gotten your number?
>>31936550Hair and milkers are two things the Jews do very right
>>31936448Any of these.I'm a big fan of hair > eyes. Especially covering both. Sadako is my waifu
>>31936590can you post the image from the other day i gorgot so dave itthe girl that looks like sadako in the elevatpr
>>31936537I carry a gun
>>31936579For the autists reading this, don't say this unless she's your girlfriend, or you're a Chad.
>>31936585Skip all this foreplay question about rape and just rape. I bet someone who's into rape will love you more for it.
>>31936578Yes from the side, not through boob if that is what you are asking.
>>31936535Good posture
>>31936592This is the only sadako image I've posted here, I'm not whoever posted whatever that was
>>31936577I know what you're doing here buddy, making sure you explain to a T how they were and weren't dressed to make sure you're in the clear. You're still fine and that's final. If your brain keeps poking you with ideas and excuses you say "it's already settled." and think about something else okay?T. former massive ocd femanon
>>31936476Having the football team run a train on me
>>31936537How tall is he?
>>31936362I don't fantasize about killing usually.
is this facial hair cool looking? thinking about getting it
>>31936394Not really, the amount is more like brushing off ants.
>>31936608It says 6'1 online but ufc fighters constantly lie about that stuff.
>>31936569where was this? florida?
>>31936485Without reading your context, no>>31936535M>Sorry Anon, I've gotta pee again before we go do xyzGET PERGNANT GETE PARGNET GET PRAGANTE GET PLAPNANT
>>31936611would be better without the mustache, especially since his hair is so thin on it it looks like pubes on his face
>>31936586Oh he kept sending me signals until I realized what was going on (over the course of a few months). When I decided to make a move on him he totally cowarded out and refused my advances. To this day I've no clue what just happened. Maybe he just liked being a tease?
>>31936604I think he's talking about this one
>>31936616Wow so there's a chance imyturning guy friends on every time I tell them I need to pee when we're out drinking?!
>>31936537He looks to be under half my bodyweight, a lot of that weight is useless fat but he will still lose at grappling if I can hoist and throw him
>>31936621Glad he asked so I could see that, thanks>SavedAdded to the "my perfect wife sadako" folder
>>31936611It is cool looking if you can pull it off. U have taste to notice that this is stylish in the first place, which means probably yes it will look good on you. i think other anons wont agree but they maybe dont have style..
>>31936617I kinda think the thin look looks cool for some reason, maybe because not many guys have it.
>>31936605>I know what you're doing here buddy, making sure you explain to a T how they were and weren't dressed to make sure you're in the clear.>You're still fine and that's final. If your brain keeps poking you with ideas and excuses you say "it's already settled." and think about something else okay?>T. former massive ocd femanonSo you're saying I should wash my hands of this? :PJokes aside, I appreciate it. Thank you.
>>31936363I have much nicer hair than that
>>31936590That's coolAnd Sadako is cool, one of the best spooky characters
>>31936629thanks, yeah ill try it out
>>31936623Did you assume there wasn't?Let me guess you pee on the street and have them "shield" you too and think they are just thinking "haha wacky and icky we are such good friends"?
>>31936614>6'1I would just give my gf a hall pass if that's accurate
How do I shave my face without breaking out?
>>31936614You know they get measured independently right?
>>31936578From the side and between my cleavage, yes.
>>31936623Only the psycho ones
>>31936584What are good examples for you?
>>31936623MaybePersonally I just don't have women friends let alone ever go out drinking with them because of thisNot that I really want friends anywayshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHOphiWyVkI
>loving her
>>31936636Eww no. I wouldn't even pee in the streets with girl friends, let alone men. They're still wolves underneat the sheep skin.
>>31936545yw. but don't forget that we're weirdos. normal guys may have completely different ideas.
>>31936642I think they just ask the fighters their height
>>31936543>a girl a work has waist length hair and sometimes she turns around really fast and hits me with itHot
>>31936653more to the point don't do public indecency
>>31936615Nope, Maine. Acadia in general is great and I highly suggest visiting as at least a bucket list type deal.
>>31936469Pic related looks a lot like a recurring dream I have.
>>31936481Real man and woman. Not both, nor an abomination.
>>31936640Shave lotion, cool water, ice facial roller after, then vasaline/mineral oil after
>>31936657it might be kind of creepy but i stay close to her on purpose so her hair can brush against my knuckles
>>31936611No. Facial hair is gay.
>go to restaurant>he orders the ______>instantly get the ickwhat is it ladies?
>>31936537>ribs visibleBest man shape
>>31936673This reminds me not long ago at a party when I was sitting down and my crush was standing right next to me and I kept staring at his hand ughhhhI wanted to hold it so bad it was silly. I'm almost 30.
>>31936676Long Island Ice Tea.
>>31936678>looks in mirror>raises arms;_; i cant see them
>>31936678I thought you wanted me to be fatI THOUGHT YOU WANTED ME TO BE FATYou are giving me an eating disorder, femanons
>>31936680I'm 29 and every time my piano teacher gets near me to change the page I want to give her a biiig hug
>>31936676Anything that's just glorified mozzarella sticks an appetizer that costs more than ten bucks.
>>31936676The uhhhh... the ummmm. the I'lll have what shes having....It shouldnt be hard to just fucking pick something >>31936684Why do you say "femanons", ie plural, while acting like all are the same perso saying different shit
>>31936676Tendies / bonless wings plain, some plate without a veggie in sight, burger [no lettuce, tomato, onion](pickle is excusable), or alcohol before 5pm.
>>31936676A salad. Just a salad.
>go to restaurant>he/she orders the ______>instantly get the unickWhat did they're order?What food do you find attractive?
>>31936684Skinnyfat is not actually fat. It's a normie mode.
Should I buy a 3 year 4chan pass for $45?
>>31936685>>31936680Can we all not be touch and love deprived anymore ;___;
>>31936683Why can't you be skinny enough so I can harp your chest cavity?
where did qt go?
>>31936695Are you blind? Can you not do the captcha yourself? No, seriously.
>>31936646emma stone and scarlett johansen come to mindelizabeth olsen maybe
>>31936691Um, no. That's the hottest thing a man could ever order.Please give me your veggie eating men. I'm exhausted from manchildren that break their dick injecting mountain dews.
>>31936698im not lean enough
>>31936690>some plate without a veggie in sightwhats wrong with this?!
>>31936693Mbananas hehe
>>31936695Last bastion of free expression online. I'd do it if I weren't a poorfag.
>>31936705Leave the meat eater dude for me then please!
>>31936706LEAN INTO ITI need my shipment of aerodynamic men.
>>31936693i dont fucking know. Shrimp cocktail? and she shares it with me?
This atoga threadnisnreal cozy tonight hehe
>>31936714lock me in your basement/attic and put me on a diet
>>31936712>>31936707You may now kiss.
>>31936693I don't think I really judge women on what they eat? I guess if it's healthy I'd respect that, but that's not exclusive to a date.
>>31936675Don't women prefer it?
>>31936705I'm not saying a man having a salad isn't attractive but if that's the only thing, if there's no meat or anything else, it strikes me as a bit weird. I mean, is he watching his figure?
>>31936678I'm fat and even two of my ribs are visible lol.
>>31936682I hear it's good but I don't know what it is, pill me on it>>31936690>women seek to deny men their most basic human right, eating chickenWHEN does the oppression end???What's next, "no balding"???>>31936712save merebel against the other women and free us
>>31936690>alcohol before 5pmYou got a problem with brunch? I thought the ladies loved brunch?
>>31936676Apparently women who drink beer are more promiscuous than women who drink other alcoholic beverages. So I guess anything but beer.
>>31936730>I mean, is he watching his figure?He's watching his sperm taste for me so it's not absolutely disgusting. So later I'll pin him down and suck his soul out for dessert.
I ate nachos for dinner and by nachos I mean I ate a bunch of tortilla chips with store-bought salsa and cheese dip no meat :(
>>31936200MI don't really read anime or watch manga, so I only have a few to choose from.>anime:Love Is Like a Cocktail>manga:Wizard's Soul ~Holy War of Love~Dungeon MeshiKumo desu ga, nani ka?xxxHolicMy Stepmother's Daughter is My Ex>hentai:N/A, it's always so gross.>VN:Eternum, Once in a Lifetime, or Crimson High are all pretty good.
>>319367114chan isn't remotely free expression, it's random enforcement of vague draconian schizo rules at literal troon mod discretion>>31936695>>31936702try this for $0https://github.com/drunohazarb/4chan-captcha-solver
>>31936701Hopefully somewhere without internet
>>31936738sadget some of those boneless chicken breasts that come in the big bag at walmart, and freeze them, then cook some (a little longer than it says to), then shred or chop them and put in fridge and use for anything from sandwiches to nachos to tacos
>>31936408I don't have a problem with it as long as you don't want me to go down on you.
>>31936732It's a drink with vodka, rum, tequila, and gin. It gets you fucked up fast. No one drinks it for the taste.
It bothers the fuck out of me that due to circumstance and my own bad decisions I spent my life unable to fuck and cum inside many different womens pussys. I'm not being ironic or trolling, this kind of thing makes me so sad. couple of inches of height and some stronger jaw bones and I could have been in ecstacy every night enjoying young womens bodies and intimacy and love. Can anyone whos been there and had lots of casual sex tell me that its not worth it? that its not as good as it sounds?
>>31936747if it's not for taste then why are there four different liquors, wouldn't rum and coke be more efficient?
>>31936736I meant to reply to this >>31936693
>>31936748(You) are still (You) no matter what other people think of (You) or how many experiences of any kind you have alone or with other people, (You) are just what (You) personally make of (You)rself and (You) can't escape that
>>31936689>Why do you say "femanons", ie plural, while acting like all are the same perso saying different shitHe's being passive aggressive
>>31936751That's too diluted for people who wanna get fucked up fast. It's also known as the Adios, Motherfucker.
>>31936448I like hair being long, straight or wavy, and down best.I can appreciate braids too, especially if they're a more complicated braid like a fishtail braid or a dutch braid or something even more complicated, or like a waterfall braid you get the benefits of both.(and if we're in a sexual relationship having a double braid is good for other reasons...)For curlier hair I like ponytails sometimes too. But generally ponytails and other "up" hairstyles emphasize foreheads which aren't my favorite feature.
>>31936734Nah, I don't need brunch. I can do breakfast tho. Drinking too early will give me a uti and make me have to pee very often. That's just not hospitable for a wholesome daylight date.
>>31936535I will third the hair thing. I'm sure there are others but I can't think of them right now.
>>31936761>drinking>utiWait, what?
>>31936747You've got it all wrong. You drink it because it tastes good despite having 4 different liquors in it. If all you cared about was speed you'd be doing double shots with a vodka soda back.
Dear women, do (You) breast boobily as you go about your day?
Dick hard on the buttTiddy in my handKiss ya neckHell yea
>>31936759The dilution factor is based by the percent alcohol by volume x the proof, not "how many alcohols go in"
how am I supposed to NOT be gay when putting a vibrator in my ass feels so amazing?
>>31936693Anything vegan.Bonus points if it's at a restaurant that does varying spice levels and she orders the spiciest option there is.Also bonus points if she knows how and when to use chopsticks.
>>31936766Why drink something that has a "despite" at all? People drink shitty beer to get drunk. Same idea.
>>31936676All that matters is how he eats ie his table manners, and to a lesser extent his taste in restaurants. What he orders is irrelevant to me, I just hope he enjoys his meal
>>31936202I'm proud of atoga for not replying to this bait
women what is your favorite gun
I've never understood how people can get drunk, I struggle to finish a single alcohol because it tastes so bad, and the only reason even that happens is because I'm easy to peer pressure and because alcohol is addictive.
>>31936755I know, but I missed out on a metric fuckton of penile pleasure. Guess I just have to get over it.
what would you do if a really ugly girl asked for your number..? like a 3/10
>>31936784You just haven't found an alcohol you like. That's probably a good thing really.
>>31936789i'd probably get an erection
>>31936676When they order what I order because they don’t have confidence. Such a weird male thing too, why you guys do that?
>>31936786just buy a penis milker 9000 and make up for lost time if that's what you're broken up about
>>31936781based polite femoid
>>31936663What about a regular woman but born with a dick instead of a fake woman with a man's body?
Are there any good (F4M) or (F4A) ASMRs where they subtlety acknowledge that the listener is masturbating?>t. ASMR noob.
>>31936781>his taste in restaurants.Can you give some examples of good and bad?
>>31936798External male genitalia on an intersex person is kind of an ick, ngl.
>>31936783Shotgun.Got a good spread.Easy to load, doesn't have a lota work in parts, gat'a good spreaad.
>>31936789pretend i didnt hear her and shuffle away
>>31936789I'm not sure, I've never been approached by a woman before.
>>31936784getting drunk is retarded and very bad for your healthtry a vodkaless midori sour:1 measure (ounce) midori1 measure lemon, lime, or mixed lemonlime juicea club soda or a sprite if you like drinks sweet, 5 or 6 oz or whatevera maraschino cherrymidori is less alcoholic than most spirits so you could have a few before starting to get drunk, but just stick to one anyways
>>31936789A really ugly girl wouldn't do that. She'd just shoot her shot right there.
>>31936805People wouldn't mind fags if they didn't make it other people's business.
>>31936190>girl i'm dating says i need to find work for us to have a future >prove to her i'm looking for work and will have work soon>she's been quiet the last week when normally she'd be talking to me the whole time, only messaging me occasionallywhat are the chances she's thinking of breaking up with me compared to just being busy? i don't want to overthink this but she's been funny recently like a 180 personality change
>>31936789Give her my numberGet nervous about how to bring up that I am only interested in dating people with certain morals she probably won't haveFeel sick about it because I've never been on a date and wish my first date could be a positive experience but know it probably won't be once I get into the talkWait for her to call
>>319367893/10s can sometimes be cute and I have no issues with dragging the conversation to the graveyard. But if I really didn't want to give her my number for some reason->867 5309
>>31936190M (25) single, i decided to start going to the church starting this sunday; now to explain the reason behind this and why I never went to one, the 2nd is pretty simple I was raised in a family who doesn't go to the church but I as a grown man living alone can make my own decisions, im not and never considered myself an atheist by any means I belive in God just was never religious, now to why I decided to start going is simply cause I have no outdoors hobbies and no social circle and I don't mind learning about religion so this can solve both my problems potentially. Should I be aware of something beforehand? I have a earring with a cross in it is that a redflag and will people judge me for it?
women, what do you think of the patrick swayze mullet?
>>31936816A question like this is a lot harder to get an answer to if you don't say where you live.
>>31936790I'm pretty sure it's the alcohol, not the type of alcohol.I've tried vodka, wine, tequila, rum, coconut rum, champagne, cider, perry, and I've smelled beer/ale and tried non-alcoholic beer. None of them tasted "good". I could tolerate the rum, perry, and champagne, and if there's enough stuff covering them up I can deal with it like in a mimosa or a fruity girl drink.But my enjoyment of the drink is inversely correlated with the alcoholic drink content, so I might as well just have juice or a non-alcoholic mixed drink and drink something I enjoy.
>woman remarks to me about an animal she saw while Im walking in a nature reserve>talk to her for a while>ask for her number>she actually gives me her number>too intimidated to text her>its been 3 monthswould this bother you if you were the woman? should I even bother trying at this point?
>>31936821Countryside of brazil
>>31936806If I ever buy that bartending set I keep telling myself to buy maybe I'll try it, but even then I think I'd prefer it with the alcohol not present.
>>31936817Not particularly into it but I think It can be pulled off, so long the guy is just as clean shaven and neat like patrick here is.
>>31936830no set needed, just a shot glass and something to stir with kekand maybe some crushed ice to pour it into
>>31936805why did you post this twice?
>>31936826wife? baby?no wife? no baby?where is my wife?where is my family?wife? where are you?
>>31936823It's the mixed drinks. I have never met a girl that doesn't like a mojito or a gin and tonic.
I wish i wasnt an ugly freak.
>>31936843you're not ugly you're just a freak
>>31936846I am genuinely 3 /10
>>31936834Mate I don't even have a shot glass or any way to crush ice besides like a blender or something.>>31936841But again why would I not just have mint limeade, instead of adding an ingredient I don't like that makes it taste worse?
>>31936850post face so we can make you feel betta
>>31936816Earring. Maybe don’t wear the same as famous gay men. If you want to learn something fun, Jesus was against organized religion and said god is not in a house. There were more than 10 commandments but they changed over the years to fit current times. Limbo no longer exists, it got shut down because it got weird explaining how unbaptized babies deserved going to hell. Enjoy your new hobby
>>31936853Meh, some people like getting drunk or buzzed.
>>31936853you can also eyeball it or just put a splash in, like i said there isn't that much alcohol in it for a spiritand use uncrushed ice or hit it against the counter in a bagthere really isn't much to "mixology"mainly just try midori in some mixed drinks if you want a light alcoholic beverage, it has a peppy melon flavor and goes good with lots of tropical juices and drink ingredients
>>31936838~~Letting the days go by, let the water hold me downLetting the days go by, water flowing undergroundInto the blue again after the money's goneOnce in a lifetime, water flowing underground~~
>>31936816I haven't been to church in almost 15 years, so take my words with some salt. But when I went to a small church, the pastor acknowledged every newcomer and told everyone to come and introduce themselves to us. A small church like that is probably going to have a more community feel. When I went to a larger one (200+ people) No one really talked to each other unless you were apart of a smaller study group that would meet on weekdays.As for the earring, I think that's just a zoomer thing? Maybe an old, silent gen baptist could see that as kind of fruity, but fuck them if they do. They're not supposed to judge anyway.
plz reply to this post if you lurk this thread and dont ever post
>>31936355>>31936854Im here
>>31936856what a hodgepodge of tumblr "facts" lol
>>31936864We're on a road to nowhere.
>>31936856Saying this in church would be blasphemyGee i wonder who benefits from people coming to (((church)))
>>31936864Wife? Wife? Where wife?>becomes agitated and strains against straitjacketWHERE WIFE? WIFE? WIFE? WHERE? NO WIFE? NO WIFE?!?!?!? NOOOOO WIIIIIIFFFEEEEE??!?!?!?
>>31936805I can't wait for the Sex 2.0 Rule Set to drop and men can enjoy anal stimulation without it being labeled gay
>>31936355>>31936870nahh angling the camera to show off your bulge silhouette is devious work
>>31936875>Gee i wonder who benefits from people coming to (((church)))The synagogue of satan?
>>31936877Wifeless
>>31936877*haldol's you*Sleepytime now.
>>31936200MI'm a massive weeb, absolutely massive (moving to Japan in about a year) but I barely consume any of this. I guess:Anime - Gundam SEEDManga - Death NoteHentai - OG Bible BlackVN - 999
>>31936805Are you gonna use a real cock or not?
State genderWhat is your goal when you write posts here?
>>31936817Hot, please do.
>>31936890I want to support her and let her know that I appreciate her.
>>31936890Bold of you to assume I have one.
>>31936887>Gundam SEEDOh, wow, bold choice.
Fellow Men,Is the post-nut loss of interest in women and sex more or less profound during real sex when compared to masturbation?
>>31936890MTo make just one person's day a little better if I can, even if it's by laughing at me being retarded
>>31936892Do you have a thread gf or something?
>>31936875>>31936875Stop just repeating things. I'm not even religious at all and I know this is bullshit.Jesus was against worshipping congregation and ritual instead of God, not against the existence of churches. In fact he was so protective of the synagogue as a house of God that he braided a whip to chase the money-changers and dove-sellers out of it because their presence disrespected its sacredness.Moses taught the people 613 commandments total as the full law of the prophet, but the first two were spoken by God and the first ten were engraved on the tablets of Mount Sinai. It's not about modernization at all, you're delusional.Limbo is a Greek concept in origin which got grafted in later, along with the idea of purgatory in general.There are lots of contradictions with modern doctrines and Revelations you could have drawn from but you didn't because you're retarded and just hate Christianity because you were told to while having zero knowledge of it and zero critical thinking skills.
>>31936890MPass time, talk about myself, convince women not to do gross things, and occasional targeted posts.
>>31936805When you let me use the vibrator on you, honey~
>>31936883>>31936884AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE>>31936890MWIFE
>>31936890MTo leave remnants To find remnants
>>31936824bump
I've been wanting a dogMy girlfriend kept telling me to get a dog because I want oneSo I finally decided to get a dogNow she's constantly telling me what a bad idea it is to get a dog and how I can't commit to itIs this some type of fucked up abuse tactic or something?I just want a fucking dog. I know I'm not the best owner for it or anything but like, I don't need someone constantly negging me over it.
>>31936824I'd think he lost my number. Oh well, next.
WIIIIIFE?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzSCsbtbiGQ
>>31936914you should EAT the dog
>>31936523This would imply I secretly love women. I don't. I hate them with all my heart and soul.
>>31936880A couple of guys being anal sluts doesn't mean the rest of us should, fucking fujo
>>31936890FRelax with some easy entertainment. I like doing picrews and bingo too
>>31936856>Earring. Maybe don’t wear the same as famous gay menMainline protestants are pretty much SJW's at this point>If you want to learn something fun, Jesus was against organized religionHe organized a religion though?>and said god is not in a houseDidn't he say the temple was his father's house?>There were more than 10 commandments but they changed over the years to fit current times.Wasn't it Jesus who changed them?>Limbo no longer exists, it got shut down because it got weird explaining how unbaptized babies deserved going to hellOnly the roman catholic church ever supported that idea.>Enjoy your new hobbyThis seems personal. What happened, anon?
>>31936912Just do it. You stand to lose nothing by just saying "Hey I was thinking back on this time I met somebody awesome at a nature reserve who talked to me about an animal, who gave me her number. And I realized I somehow never texted her??"
>>31936880I'm ready for Sex 3.0 where women are physically unable to have it except with their husbands
>>31936927If possible also, show that you remember what she told you about that animal or whatever.
>>31936895I can get bolder. I love SEED Destiny too.
>>31936928My wife has a gf though?
>>31936900She barely knows that I exist, and that's okay.
>>31936932[clutches pearls]
>>31936928Saying this is worse than killing 50m people by holodomor
>>31936925He didn’t. He said to spread the word of god, not to establish a church with an organization.
Why do women only date men with broad, fat faces and thick, unwashed facial hair?
How common is it for guys to go on dates/outings with multiple girls in one day?The only time I did something like that was years ago right before the quarantine was announced.I went out on a date with this girl I really didn't want something long-term with, but she wouldn't let me hit it so I matched with another girl on Tinder the same night and was balls deep in her within an hour of messaging her after driving back from my date.
how bad is it that my hair is going white at 19? i have a visible streak now. i know guys can do the whole salt and pepper look but this is probably bad for me right? i'll look 50 when i'm 30 and women's fashion is very youth-focused...
>>31936946If a guy is handsome, probably commonIm a literal orc, so it wont ever happen
>>31936701I hope he's okay
>>31936944>only date men with broad, fat faces and thick, unwashed facial hair?I could NEVER.I need kisses from soft, clean shaven boys, with remarkable dimples and sweet eyes.
>>31936942No Diamond, Eternal Hymen!
I wish I could be honest on dating apps or that there’s a filter No balds No fats No single dads No one without a degree No unemployed men No one that lives with their mom No 50/50
How does one get more comfortable sexually? How does one get their gf to get more comfortable sexually?We've been together 8 years almost and it feels like we've regressed. We do the same shit every time, extremely rarely talk about it, and then just repeat until my horniness overpowers my annoyance with this. She's so timid and we both were inexperienced before each other. Difference is I am/was a cooming, mass porn-consuming degenerate for my entire youth and she never even so much as read an erotic story.
>>31936954He’s fine.
I dont know if its good or bad that young barely 18yo girls wear tiny sports bras to gym, who could easily pass as bikini tops
>>31936944that describes me and ive never had a gf so.......
>>31936946I have never been on a date; I have never been on a date. I have never - been on a date.
>>31936959You can be honest on dating apps retard.
>>31936959You can be honest in dating apps
>>31936959T. Fat chick who lives with parents >>31936969Getting a date isnt THAT hardIf i had them, surely you can too anon
>>31936962Idk man how do you know
>>31936977> T. Fat chick who lives with parentsI’m BMI 20 with muscle and I currently live on my own flat, try again.
>>31936964>refers to bras as "her"cute. you're cute, anon. to answer though, it's not a moral issue, it doesn't matter. if she has some character trait that you dislike, she'd have it no matter what she wore, and if she doesn't have that trait, she still won't have it while wearing it.
>>31936981Because I talk to him daily.
>>31936946>How common is it for guys to go on dates/outings with multiple girls in one dayVery.Life doesn't have to be carefully planned.
>>31936959Deal. And like there's some ultra-surveillance that verifies everything somehow and is detached and neutral and you agree to the surveillance when you sign up.You don't have to fill out your profile the company just fills it out and you pick importants and dealbreakers and it tells you your matches, what criteria you matched based on, and so on.>>31936970>>31936973But no one else fucking is>>31936977So you could just filter her out based on that thenAnd on my end I will filter out non-virgins and socialists and abortion supporters.
>>31936946>I went out on a date with this girl I really didn't want something long-term with, but she wouldn't let me hit it so I matched with another girl on Tinder the same night and was balls deep in her within an hour of messaging her after driving back from my date.Hot
>>31936988Other people are honest too. Are you okay?
>>31936948You should probabky check with your doctor to make sure you don't have a stress disorder/illness.
>>31936959No manlets
>>31936977I am just not interested in most women and the few I ever asked out who turned me down ended up turning into or revealing themselves as total psychos at later dates so now I don't even trust my own extensive irl behavioral filtersI don't meet new people unless I go to new jobs and I wouldn't date coworkers even if any of them were single
>>31936988> Deal. And like there's some ultra-surveillance that verifies everything somehow and is detached and neutral and you agree to the surveillance when you sign up.You don't have to fill out your profile the company just fills it out and you pick importants and dealbreakers and it tells you your matches, what criteria you matched based on, and so onAgreed, anything to make dating less tedious. >>31936973>>31936970No one actually is tho
>>31936988>And on my end I will filter out non-virgins and socialists and abortion supporters.I've never met a woman that wasn't at least one of these
>>31936959You can easily filter for all that yourself
>>31936993Are YOU, saying that shit with chest?
Women, could you please suggest something to fap to?
>>31937006It takes effort and meeting people in person just to see that they are cheap or whatever is painful enough.
>>31936729Yes, especially mustaches. I rarely find a guy without a mustache attractive
>No one is honest doeThen fucking quiz them idiots, literally just ask questions, ask for their height, force them to verify with id or a photo next to a marked wall, ask them to prove it isn't a wig, ask them to show degree and employment.Fucking bunch of brainless troglodytes on here I swear.
>>31937005Me neither, curious you can filter apparently 100% of the gender with three extremely basic, effective, reasonable, human trash filters.But if like everyone used this OrwellDate app, maybe I would find a few, so I could just get turned down by them and not have to wonder if it would ever be worth trying to find someoneWould give me a measure of peace for sure
>>31937010Your mother
>>31937000A lot are. Not everyone is a coward like you
Has anyone here used dating apps for people with autism/adhd/other stuff? I'm thinking about trying one
>>31937011Damn the goldduggery came up fast kekThat would be another thing the OrwellDate could filter based off of past behaviors and relationships and stuff, all manner of mooches or passenger princess types
>>31937022Not fat not living with my parents :* and none of the things I listed lol>>31937023That’s a thing?
>>31937022>n-no people are totally honest!>the defining trait of the average human is honesty in fact!Aggressive delusional retard.>>31937023Yeah I tried Duolicious all of the women on it were like normal women or tedious memebait
>>31937011Yes, dating takes effort. You could also just date people you meet irl, although it still takes effort
>>31937010Your dad dumping into your moms ruined moist hole
>>31937025> passenger princessYes and? You say that as if it’s a bad thing
>>31937028N-no everyone is a liar because I am waah
>>31937032It's a bad thing.>>31937033>hate spiders?>YOU must BE the spider!Rare variant of fag brainrot spotted!
Personally my standards for women are as high as womens standards for men (so insanely high) as such I support women and their high standards. If you don't get what you want just die alone, never settle. If you want to be a golddigger or Chad only go for it. Don't let anyone stop you.
>>31937029> You could also just date people you meet irlI’m not on a dating app, I went on a casual date with someone I know in real life. He was great company, but I didn’t feel a connection. It would probably be easier to date if I didn’t limit myself to dating within my friend group or local spots. It’s less awkward when things don’t work out.
>>31937026It is a thing, There's one called Hiki I was considering and I am wondering how the atmosphere and women are on it
>>31936984Wym her?Whats cute about it I just find it kinda weird because you see older girls who want to dress sexy to look good and to get attention, and then young chicks who are barely legal come in with their oversized tshirts, and take them off to end up being in bikini top onlyExcept the top has gymshark logo.Im not specifically complaining, i love eye candy too but uhhh, yeah.Its kind of intimidating and im a grown man twice the size of those chicks.Where am i supposed to look at, the ceiling.Especially when they lift in front of me, or are fixing their tight shorts infront of me
>>31937010I might get extremely high and join.Delude myself towards what I really want.Here, lil quiet shy femanon bangs you while her parents are asleep. (Porn titles can be garbage)[femanon approved]https://www.fetishshrine.com/videos/4559821/real-hard-fuck-my-friend-s-wife-with-a-creampie-while-h/
Hey guys can we play a game today or something
>>31936983Yeah, sure
>>31937041>NEET only appgod imagine the stench
>>31937035You had a meltdown because someone said you can be honest on dating apps? What mental illness is this
>>31937045Nta but niceI could go for a spin too
>>31937043>wym "her?"i meant "who"; the point was you personified it.
>>31936964who caresid ogle her in a shawl
>>31937051No I clearly asserted, multiple times, that people in general ARE NOT honest on dating apps. People COULD just stop murdering and waging war on each other too, feel free to hold your breath for that, retard.
>>31937056You didn’t kek
>>31937047I would kill myself before living with relatives for extended periods of time t b h >>31937050How will they meet if they can’t even pay for a coffee
>>31937059Written conversations are available to reread you FUCKING retard, so it's not a matter of debate.
>>31937039Okay, then why are you complaining about dating apps in your OP?
>>31937053Im english third language apologies>>31937054I mean, theres this young blonde chick at my gym whos INCREDIBLY cute, and i think 17 at most.Very often she would smile to me and say hi, or stay in front of me fixing her hair in mirror, or fixing her leggins not running enough in her butt.Im pretty sure she LOVES the attention shes getting. But yeah, shes also way too young, and last thing i want is to get booted out of the gym for being a creep
I ain't dating no deadbeat woman who can't even give me tendies and videogames to show her appreciation, like girl just say you a broke bitch, you don't deserve me...
>>31937065Id still take her to pound town tbqh
>>31937063Because I wish I was able to find a commodified way to have dates, men have it easier. Just find someone who’s not fat and leave.
>>31937045Im a big fan of this performerhttps://beeg.com/-0219057250969909(Freya Meyer)Shes just too cute for pornWould knock up in an instant
Women, are high school dress codes really that bad?
>>31937074No > T private school
Speaking of hot young chicksIdk what i have, but this happens way more than it should to me, maybe they just like a big tall beefy guy whos kinda chonky.Some of them were really, really, pretty.
A girl ive been talking to for a bit invited me over to her place this weekend for homemade dinner and watching a movie, but whenver i make flirty comments about it, she either doesnt engage it or just ignores my comments completely.am i reading this situation wrong? no way a girl would invite a guy over if she wasnt into him right?
>>31937074no as long as you dont try to dress like a slut
>>31937062>>31937000Did you ease up after this one when you realized you were wrong?
How to hit on the hoes on campus?
>>31937082Maybe she's shy
Is being a woman a sin?
>>31937085>quote me and someone who is quoting me in the same postYou're such an embarrassing retard.
>>31937073The gay in me loves chestlets so much.
>>31937066Forget the food they won’t even give respect or decency
>>31937093Lmao I’m not even in that argument wtf is he on about
>>31937090only if you're not hot
>>31937074Nah, not really. I talk shit about them but I can understand that there's a time and a place for that.
>Gold digger hour is instantly replaced by lesbian hour*Sigh.* All women are like that.
>>31937099Im straight and i love smaller chests and round plappable buttsPear shaped bodies wakes something primal in my loins
>>31937093Spiraling over your own post now too
Just agreed with my girlfriend that it’s best for both of us to go our separate ways. We fought really hard at the end to make it work, but it was taking away from other parts of our lives. That was the best relationship I’ve ever had. Sometimes things just aren’t meant to be. I already cried my eyes out. Idk, any words of wisdom?
>>31937108Money is to men what beauty is to women
>>31937100the women are pelting me with mechanical pencil replacement lead whenever I try to go to the well for watersomeone please end the injustice
>>31936794Women do that too.
>>31937109your taste is wholly influenced by trends
Why do lesbians bother coming here?This is supposed to be a heterosexual space
>>31937113https://youtu.be/fOyfgxDgKUg
>>31937113Curl up with a blanket. You be loved another day. Darling
>>31937101Idk he flipped out when it was pointed out that he can be honest on dating apps
Femanons, are you interested in a gangbang?Even in just a hypothetical sense?
>>31937122They are women.It’s not.
>>31937132>>31937122This was never a heterosexual space it’s just men wanking with eachother
>>31937113Idk, man. I went through the same thing. It fucking sucks but it gets so much better. Take it easy but don't forget the people around you and the things that make you happy
>>31937132Nah
>>31937132Nope
>>31937109Imagining femanon panty smell as a gay girl.
>>31936190I figure since I'm a boring nobody with no friends, I might as well pick up a boring hobby while I'm in college. My uni has a chess club that meets once a week but my issue is that I'm a complete novice. Should I go there and say I to pass the time? I'm not interesting enough to make any friends but at least I can tell myself I tried to make some if I go to this club right? How easy or hard it it to learn and get good at?
>>31937113FSorry to hear that. Drink some water, maybe watch something funny, let it move through you
Women are only good as incubators and if you tell them this they will threaten to deny incubator access (they won’t)
>>31937122truthnuke + guaranteed replies, gj king
>>31937113I too am listening to light sad music while being a horny lesbian.https://youtu.be/gjd7fNm_OoU?si=PutK1-P8DA0TCy3p
>>31937142Lewd>>31937120Fake news I had butt obsession for as long as i can remember
>>31937123English should be renamed to American officially because the Brits have raped their own language this hard.
>>31937150Can’t hear you over guns, corn syrup and lack of healthcare
>>31937120Nta but we men find pretty much all body types sexyCute little petite girlsTall muscular onesCurvyThickBig titsBig assEven flattiesWe're just too perverted for you to escape
>>31936190Why is all advice for meeting new people designed with both city folk and extroverts in mind?>bro go to the gym, concerts, coffee shops, whateverIt's not like I'm suddenly going to want to talk to people if I go places like that. I'm perfectly content just doing shit on my own.>bro, just talk to women you pass by on the street on your way to/from work/errandsKind of hard to strike up conversation when you and everyone else is driving.>dude just hang out at the park and hit on every woman you seeThis might work if a park is popular, but hitting on women when the two of you are the only people at the park is peak creep behavior. Also, who has the time or inclination to just sit around for hours doing literally nothing before/after working while waiting for people to just show up?Am I just completely out of touch with how the world of normies works?
>>31936535Exposed collarbonesFaint smell of perfumeProlonged eye contact with a shy flirty smileI WANT TO DUCK YOU RIGHT NOW
State gender and what you’re currently reading>M>Death in Venice and other novellas by Thomas Mann (dude was a reprehensible pedo but writes enamoring scenery)
>>31936535chokers just elevate women into super hotness
>>31937153>BUT WHAT ABOUTI didn't bring up your continuing self-hatred or penchant for child rape though? I was just talking about how you fucked the language.
>>31937133It's ask the opposite genderThe topics should be heterosexual in nature
>>31937158Im a moid and im just reading your fricking post nigga
>>31937155Meeting new people requires (a) people around to meet, (b) places to meet them, and (c) that you actually go to these places and meet them, yes.More news at 11.
>>31937158M. Currently reading this thread, haven't touched a book in years.
>>31937158MI haven't read a book in yearsWho the fuck has time?
>>31936535F when they move their arms up and you can see their abs it’s just sooooo
>>31937158F I'm rereading my Nancy Drew collection for nostalgia.
>>31937160Child rape? You an American, in America the capital of the world for backwards child marriage in red states
>>31936535MWhen they expose their armpits .-.I know they dont mean anything by it but they're just flaunting them a lot of the time
>>31937161No anon you don't get it lesbians need to know how men wipe their ass compared to women or something.Or they need to give unsolicited dating advice that in theory might as well be given by a man, given that MRI CT scans prove they share brains with one.Though depending on your views on where you should get dating advice from (I.E "Never listen to women only men, women will lie subconsciously, men will be practical.") that might be a good thing.
>>31937155When I was going to a therapist, the only advice she gave me was "just go talk to people in the grocery store"What the fuck? I'm wasting an hour of my time just for this?
What’s the point of relationships with women when you get to fuck them using apps?I don’t want to look after some faggot
>>31937158I who have never known men by J S F
Gender?Whats up with all the childless women in their 30s having dogs? I like dogs but they are always such a constant interruption and romance killer compared to cats.
>>31937158MaleAn exploration of the political propaganda in Donald Duck comics, written in pre-coup d'etat Chile.
>>31937162>>31937164>>31937167It’s not a difficult habit to get into anons, plus you stand out for the better if you partake, especially if you’re zoomers.
>>31937170Exposed yourself as a braindead Twitter kike.
>>31937163But this is stuff coming from "self help" channels and shit. The answers are obvious, but nobody ever seems to talk about how to improve/fix the core issues that prevent one or more of these approaches from being practical. Like I said, I can go to a very social place/environment, but I'm still just going to sit there on my own just existing instead of talking to people.>>31937173I try my best to live by the golden rule, treating others how I want to be treated. The absolute last thing I want is a stranger interrupting my errands with conversation, I am busy doing stuff, stay the fuck away. I leave people alone at the store because that's exactly what I would want them to do when I'm busy.
>>31937181Lmao, lol even good try to argue
>>31937177MI dont know but it always feels extra whack when the pet cockblocks you
>>31936535I want skinnyfat nerd man to get lost in the woods with, so we can make out like we're starving. Oh and bath and bodyworks ocean cologne. Clean shaven so we really feel our skin. Maybe lock eyes under moonlight by the water.
>>31937132As a fantasy, there's something really hot about the idea of being completely overwhelmed and overpowered by faceless male strength x multiple numbers, but then you realize that reality could never live up the fantasy. It would be way more disgusting in a bad way irl, plus all the emotional and psychological consequences, plus what kind of man would want to marry a girl like that? So it was more of a fantasy when I was younger, but never something I would consider irl in a million years
>>31937113If it didn't work, then she wasn't the one. You'll find someone better mate
>>31937158MI'm in the middle of The Fourth Turning. I'm also reading a Changeling: the Lost module.
>>31937179>It’s not a difficult habit to get into anonsHow do I make reading not feel like wasted time that could be spent actually doing something? It feels like passive consumption on the same level of watching TV, but I can't multitask and do something else while reading.>especially if you’re zoomers>tfw just turned 30It's been like six years since I read textbooks in college.
>>31936439>I scared all the women away, sry guys.It's hump day; they've got other priorities ;)
>>31937194POV getting brain mogged
>>31937183Here's the "self-help":Stop doing that and start going places and talking to people.It doesn't have to be the grocery store- meetups or events or work conferences can work too, and probably better as people are actually there to meet people.
>>31937186the constant walking and misbehaving and crawling into bed,always gotta go home by x o'clock cause the dog needs a med or food or a walk. making out gets interrupted cause the dog got into something it shouldve or starts barking cause it herd something.doing any sort of clothes off sexual thing feels weird around the dog. the list goes on man dogs are just kids with no baby daddy.women get dogs and then wonder why its so hard to lock down a man.
>>31937045Thanks!
>>31936959You sound hot
>>31937187I see eyes like these in my dreams
>>31937194If you’re in a situation where you have to occupy your time (e.g. riding the bus for a commute), it’s a decent way to pass the time that otherwise would be wasted staring into space or being on the phone. If you have a modicum of interest in anything, you’re not wasting time reading to learn more about whatever topics keep you curious.
>>31937183The issue is you have to have the energy to keep up any kind of connectionWhich isn't hard for extroverts who need that type of interactionBut for extroverts like us, any interaction with a stranger is an unwelcome oneI feel weird even posting on this general because people will talk about gfs and bfs and looking for a partnerAnd in the 29 years I have been alive on this planet, I have never encountered a situation where I thought it would be appropriate to ask a girl outLike I don't even know how the fuck I'm supposed to do about thatI can't meet girls through friends because I don't have friends and haven't really had a friend since like 5th grade
>>31937045>lil quiet shy femanon bangs you while her parents are asleep.Why the fuck are we having sex at her parents house, I thought you niggers are all like 27 or 35 and bitch about peoples income all the time.
>>31937198That's quite easy to say for someone who doesn't actively hate people
>>31937200>when you're laying mad pipe and the dog starts scratching at the door wondering what you're doing to their ownernothing ruins my rhythm more than this
Women, what's the ideal bodyfat% on a guy?
>>31937200could be worse
>>31937212I've had sex in my grandparents' house. People visit their families you know.
>>31937216>>31937200>>31937186>>31937177I mean I would be angry if some human moid cucked me too.
>>31937198>meetups or events or work conferences can work too,This is my issue with any advice. I can go to any of these places and be perfectly content staying quiet. Unless it's some kind of AA meeting where someone is forcing me to interact, I will sit there focused on whatever is happening and not discuss it with anyone.Not sure how good of an example this is, but I used to go to conventions every year. I would attend the panels, browse the shops, get (consensual) pictures of people cosplaying, etc. In all of those years, I never once had an interaction with a person that wasn't transactional in some way (I'd like to buy this, cool outfit, can I get a pic, where is X around here). I wasn't anxious or scared to talk to people, I simply didn't want to.>>31937211At least someone else gets it. desu I lurked 4chan for like 3 years before I actually embraced shitposting and started posting. I still cannot join online communities like discords because of the implied social connections that persist over time and the expectation of actually interacting with other members. It all just feels so exhausting when it comes to strangers, but interacting with my close circle of friends feels good.
I miss middle school
Men’s obsession with women getting pets is so so weird, if you want someone to mommy you just go back home
I just think it would be nice to watch a movie with femanon, where she sits between my legs, her head somewhere on my chest, my left hand on her belly and my Chin on top of her silly head
>>31937223Fair enough>>31937237No.
>>31937198>work conferenceI remember going to like this workshop run by my college at this hotelAnd there was a networking event I remember walking into the room, walking around for like 5 minutes, and then going back up to my hotel room to cry because I was never gonna be able to talk to those people willingly
>>31937177Women have maternal instincts, but also the instinct to pursue social status. And In a capitalist system, that means climbing the corporate ladder. Which is much more difficult if your attention is divided by children. Pets allow them to express their maternal side without the enormous commitment of motherhood.
>>31937113Do you have anyone you can talk to about it?
when i want to hornypost nobodys horny and im tired and want to go to bed
>>31937220LMAO. Dogs have Roman sensibilities
Im convinced we will soon reach some sort of hellscape where instead of flirting with each other on dating apps, which is already rare enough as is, we will be training 2 ai's to flirt with each other on our behalf's. Gender, thoughts? Are my fears legitimate or are they schizophrenic fears.
>>31937237I have not once been “mommy’d” by a woman and have every single time been their substitute father (dad left)
>>31937197>>31937209>where you have to occupy your timeThis doesn't happen in my life. I'm either busy or relaxing. Either way I am doing something, even if it is just interacting with pointless vidya problem solving.>If you have a modicum of interest in anything, you’re not wasting time reading to learn more about whatever topics keep you curious.My interests are more hands on and require practice, reading books on doing XYZ would be time wasted that could be spent actually practicing XYZ.
>>31937249alright, i'll play. whats your game
>>31937240It's always the white girlsEspecially the blondes, anyone noticed that?
>>31937249I believe in you anon.
>>31937245cat would be better they are good at not stealing attention and hanging out solo>>31937237I dont mind pets but dogs just get in the way. get a cat or canary or even a hamster or bunny but dogs are huge cockblocks.
nah its too late , im not good anywaygoodnight
>>31937249Sorry, I just orgasmed a few minutes ago :\
>>31937221>People visit their families you knowI would expect that most people have a modicum of self control and don't fuck around their family members
>>31937262>dogs are huge cockblocks.Its because they hear their master whimpering and think that something must be wrong
>>31937264Goodnight sweet heart
Hockey bf
>>31937209I'm AmericanI'm either driving or workingThere is no passive time for me
>>31937273NoYou can get a powerlifter bf instead
>>31937268Having sex in the same building is not having sex "around" someone.
>>31937273Watches hockey or plays hockey? Because of it's the latter then just say Chad
>>31937278I said what I said
>>31937273I played hockey when I was 7. Wanna make out?
>>31937283No dick.
>>31937242>networkingI've accepted that I am not cut out for the professional world. I am physically incapable of gaining or maintaining a network because I don't want to know the random yahoos I see at events, and once I leave a job all of the people I saw everyday might as well have never existed.
>>31937268NTAI've had several Gf's want to do this, but I've always found it disrespectful.I suppose they like the thrill of defying an authority figure
>>31937275Surely you have a few hours of free time at home after the work day is done. You could be reading at this very moment.
>>31937282She wants a hockey Chad, not a generic Chad.
State gender,where do you see yourself in 5 years?
>>31937279If sound could feasibly be heard, even just bed creaking, it is "around".>>31937290Yeah, it seems really disrespectful.
>>31937250Unironically, yeah. Dogs are always fighting to top the other one. Even 2 female dogs will try to hump each other to display dominance and the one that tops is the dom.
I think it would be pretty hot to get invited over to a girls place, fuck her in her room and then share dinner with her family while she still has my cum inside of herBut im probably too old for that.I guess i could theoretically still pull it off at a restaurant
>>31937296When I'm bathing or cooking?It takes too long to get into a book
>>31937269Nta but desu between odd sounds and odd smells I'm not surprised that dogs get weird around humans who are having sex.
>>31937298she's also ugly and hockey chad wouldnt even look at her just like she ignores nerdy incel
>>31937260I wonder why that is
>be ugly as shit>still have high standardsAnyone else
>>31937296I'm >>31937258. I need to be doing something, whether with my hands or engaging in some kind of problem solving. I can't just not be doing something.
>>31937299Finland
>>31937299MMaybe in a casket, maybe doing well. Who knows
>>31937313Yes, and for some reason the women who are bombshells will agree to go on a date with me and then not text me back. I think it fucks with me, like I feel like I can have them but obviously not cause they ghost me.
Do girls make mental notes of all the guys in their company that are the same age?There are bunch of girls my age that all sit together (we have open seating). I see them look over at me and my coworker of similar age occasionally. I'm not interested in dating them but i wonder what they are thinking. they seem very closed to everyone else in the office.
>>31937313I'm not ugly but I am the sameit goes both ways though, I have high standards for myself too.
>>31937305I’m not going to shit talk you anon, but I think you’re not giving yourself enough credit in your capability and time allowance to grab a book, even if for a tiny portion of the day. I think you can do it.
Is the "beauty and the beast" trope real?Do some girls want the big ugly bodyguard bf?I dont think i can understand why a girl would be attracted to me otherwise
>>31937313Nah>be average with great potential>have mid standards that are still too high because of squandered potential
>>31937299MHopefully, married. Realistically, single but making more money. It's hard to find women who are at all decent quality.
>>31937299M, in 5 years if I'm still not one step above where I am now, I will kermit
>>31937299Mnothing different except more aged
You find out you have stage 4 cancer and a few weeks left to live, can be extended to a few months if you decide to do chemo.what do you do?I think I would refuse chemo and try to do some cool things before offing myself. I dont want to die bald and skelly
>>31937325> Is the "beauty and the beast" trope real?>Do some girls want the big ugly bodyguard bf?That’s my type >furry pic That’s an ick
>>31937299Having honeymoon sex in a nice hotel.Missionary position with her legs wrapped around me. Her hands on my ass, pulling me deeper as I thrust.Me whispering in her ear, my voice trembling as i approach orgasm.>Tfw single
>>31937331Ivy doesnt have fur
>>31937327>It's hard to find women who are at all decent quality.I hear guys say this all the time. As a guy I also think this. But I also see girls saying the same thing, and i feel like I agree with them too. If i had a sister i would have a hard time finding a guy i could recommend to her to date.
>>31937324>even if for a tiny portion of the dayNTA, but that shit about reading one page a day in short bursts of time seems absolutely worthless. There is no way I'm going to remember what the fuck is happening or has happened in the book if I'm only engaging one page at a time.
>>31937308>just like she ignores nerdy incelIs this (You)?
>>31937335>repautism Pass
>>31937336Its pretty simpleGirls want a handsome rich chad who will be loyal (lol)Guys want a girl who isnt a total slut and is bearable to be around long term (also lol)Its just mismatch of expectations
>>31937324As I said, even if I try to just read, it takes too long to get immersedI barely watch TV shows or movies for the same reason
>>31937341
>>31937308The funny thing is I’m not ugly, I might be a bitch most of the time and stupid to be here but I drag my ass to the gym eat well and keep myself manicured. Good try tho
>>31937314That’s fair. The only recommendation I have would be trying out something like mystery novels where you pick your brain a bit in solving whatever problem or case is presented in the story.In a similar vein I ended up switching to trades work from my white collar background because sitting in an office all day was not stimulating and being able to work and create or fix things with discernible physical results was far more satisfying.
>>31937299Either mildly successful in a STEM job related to my previous education that I probably hate or permanently stuck in the dead end job I currently have and also hate. Probably still single and alone regardless
>>31937299FDead
>>31937336Yeah, most people kinda suck ngl.
>>31937317Why Finland?
>>31937330I'd do chemo so i have enough time to sell the house and the rest of my shit. Then start giving stuff away. Try and help a few people
>>31937348NTAHahahahahah Goofy ahh "If I just take care of my body Chad will be mine" redpilled "high value according to herself" ahh foid.If you are not good looking and well endowed you do not deserve Chad, end of discussion.
>>31937337I don’t disagree, but you have to start somewhere if you want to make it a habit.
>>31937338nope. im just the observer and narrator of the characters i see in life. The girls who obsess over some sports player chad are usually the ones they arent into at all.
I need a thick as bowl of oatmeal gf.None of that "toned" fit girlABIG ass gf.
>>31937299MI don't want to think about itI said I was gonna kill myself if I was still a loser when I turned 30 and it's 10 months away
>>31937353Hope not anon
>>31937363I'm 31 and still a loser. I'm making progress though, slowly.
>>31937359I didn’t say I did it specifically to date someone, just that I’m not ugly. Dated a gymnast and a gym guy before, chads are just people that decide to better themselves or a passion that allows them to be outgoing. How’s that for a red pill?
>>31937348that doesnt fix your face and the fact no hockey chad will ever think about your ditzy self. Hockey Chad wants singer/actress gf not gym gf. You know this
>>31937325No. I want a gentle giant.A sweetheart, tender and whimsical.
>>31937351>mystery novels where you pick your brain a bit in solving whatever problem or case is presented in the story.I couldn't affect the outcome in any way, so I'd accidentally logic my way into not bothering and simply observe how the protagonist figures shit out.>I ended up switching to trades work from my white collar backgroundI was a programmer at a small company working on a new product and I absolutely loved it. The ability to figure out and solve the problems with ideal solutions was absolutely amazing. Then I got transferred to a client who just needed a codemonkey to maintain/upgrade some old shit. It was so mind-numbingly boring that I slacked off and got fired.
>>31937361>im just the observer and narrator of the characters i see in life.Do you do a girly voice when you narrate female creatures?
>>31937358chemo is expensive though. migh the easier to just write it on a will have have them figure out the selling
>>31937330My face may be pretty, but I want to die that way, not wigged and weak.
>>31937370You say this, and then get bored when you get to know one
>>31937377>chemo is expensive thoughFor Americans unfortunately
>>31937357It’s nice, they have a good language program I want to study
>>31937376No. Do you know what a narrator is? Think of Nick from Great Gatsby
>>31937369I play hockey. I'd rather a gym girl than a actress or singer
>>31937362It's never the prized medium shirt white boys.
>>31937368>t. hates earrings the tranny faggot
>>31937364I make the rules
>>31937379Nope. I want to play every day. Do special stuff. And snuggle.
>>31937368>Dated a gymnast and a gym guy before, chads are just people that decide to better themselves or a passion that allows them to be outgoing.Then you never dated a Chad. You dated HTNs or Brads whom are not Chad.You failed and confirmed you did not make it and never will.>hows that for a redpillRedpilled means delusional coping so yeah.Yeah it sure is.
>>31937395Play what.You want a jester
>>31937389Big butt girls only date big masculine men
>>31937382Obviously you can't make any kind of voice if you're not speaking.
>>31937391who? >>31937398HTNs or Brads Ok anon I’ll settle with a Brad, maybe a Stephen or a Peter. Any more names lol?
>>31937392I want you to live
>>31937386but youre an ugly hockey simp faggotshes not talking about you. she's talking about hockey chad
>>31937408I don't want to live anymore
>>31937402My skinny ass was tapping a beautiful Latinx booty in college
>>31937399Video games with ya.And with your penis.
State gender,have you ever tried therapy?I dont have depression or anything but my company offers 12 free therapy sessions. is it a waste of time?
>>31937402I don't like those.I want medium shirt white boys.
>>31937406Brad to clarify just means a secondary man who might be 6'2, semi good looking, and is exactly "just people that decide to better themselves or a passion that allows them to be outgoing."But they're always second place.They're never the most good looking, never the tallest, or strongest, or smartest they just exist. They have moments where Chad mogs them and gives them second place syndrome which they take out on beta men normie men and incels.They are not and never will be Chad. They are the losers who are not aware they are losers. The idiots who worked for a 5'6 fit blonde Stacy Lite wife. Stacy Lite being the woman version of this which you sound like you are.You are born Chad. Or Stacy.You cannot work for it.Ywnbas.You will always be mediocre and never know it.
>>31937420Nta prove you got a big butt what is your ass circumference.
>>31937409>but youre an uglyNope, 6'2, chiseled jaw, blue eyes, 6 pack.>hockeyYeah>simpNope, I like submissive women>faggotNope, i like women>shes not talking about you. she's talking about hockey chadI'm hockey Chad, nice to meet you. Are you Sergeant?
We could make pills that guarantee women's boobs are bigger.We could make boob-resting tables so the women could sit comfortably despite their massive boobs.We could style and care for the women luxuriously.But we don't. Why?
>>31937422NTA but imagine being this mindbroken by a meme
>>31937410What kind of treatment have you tried?
>>31937428No, that’s not me. I love hockey. Learn my lore faggot.
>>31937428Lmao nta but I called it here exact height and everything.>>31937422You are the Brads and Stacy Lites of the world.2nd place bitter losers who think they won.You will never be Chad or Stacy LOL.The two of you sound perfect for each other though.I hope you two are happy in being the 2nd place lord class couple of society. Not serfs but never kings.>>31937433Not a meme literal reality.
A poem to that special atoga femanon“She got that Gumby wumbyShe got that tiggly bigglyShe got that nahfa wahfaShe got that Chinga bingaShe got that bumba wumba”~ Tybalt Leopold, playwright of the 9th realm.>NORT
>>31937424I've lost 10 pounds recently and am down to 52"
That said the moment you realize this thread is basically just Brad and Stacy Lite central here to flirt and bully incels and beckies to heal their broken rgos everything makes sense.
>>31937419MI did a bit in college because it was free, in order to give psychology grad students experience.I don't know that it fixed anything but it was nice to talk to someone who just listened.Kind of cute when she geeked out over meditation.
>>31937419M. Was depressed and had deep rooted issues regarding a lack of control in my life and body. After years of burying and avoidance, it started to crop up as thoughts about being a woman. I walked in to an LGBT-focused practice wanting help in figuring out the "why" behind the feelings. All they did was provide "affirming care" and didn't push back on anything I said. Almost fucking trans'd me, but the shock and emotions associated with coming out to my parents hit me hard enough to realize it wasn't my real feelings.Go for it anon, just be explicit in what you're trying to do and do not let them influence you in directions that don't feel right.
>>31937444Waist circumference? Damn. Why did it have to be only medium shirts...
Give a you if thou a femanon who got that bumba wumba, and tell me if I can get some of that honey?
>>31937420Huh, literally me. Begone succubus.
>>31937437I knew you were from Alberta, but I didn't want to assume you were a CA-NPC>>31937438>Lmao nta but I called it here exact height and everything.Congrats I guess? Would you like to guess my penis size next?
>>31937420I’m literally right here.I look like Timothee Chalamet crossed with Eric Barone.Timothee Chalamet is basically who they’d cast if they needed to cast someone for a movie about my life. And you know what? Willy Wonka and Dune have parallels to my life.
>>31937444>52"Whoa, legend!
>>31937417We can play deadlockPlaying with mycock would require you to move to netherlands
Gimme a you if thou a femanon who got that gumby wumby?
>>31937454Using my awesome incel phd in eugenics I am guessing a range of under 7.5 but over 6, around 6.5 inches to 7.3 in length to be exact.Was I right?>inb4 gayI can guess her boob and butt size too but she didn't ask yet.
>>31937420i wear a medium but theyre kinda tight so i only wear them as undershirts
Anyone noticed 12am eastern is when incel hours start? I wonder what they're up to during the day that they can't post?
>>31937467Sleeping
>>31937467On the ducking grind
>>31937420Best I can do is large shirt white boy with extra white.
>>31937444you're obese
Imagine being a grown man and wearing mediumYou like showing off belly button or are you just a skinny manletT. XL wearer and its hugging
The thought of professional networking makes me want to an hero. I just can't stomach pretending to be interested in other people who happen to share a profession with me in the hope that they might help me later on. Is there any hope for me in this world?
Oh shot you didn’t realize I was on that grind?Ok, ok, nah I’ll forgive you.Now what’s happening?
>>31937463Slightly longer, circumference is close
>>31937472Sounds like that's your problem faggot get away from my wife.
Did i just hear someone unsheath his katana
>>31937434Nothing. I just try to be healthy
>>31937470Incels are usually neets>>31937468They're nocturnal huh?
>>31937456I choose you, Mr. Beast
>>31937480No, sorry that was me having gas.
>>31937420Can I get that Gyaaat if I'm between a small and medium and often wear small?
>>31937483Why would you give up without trying any treatments?
>>31937484Heh, you made one mistake, kid.To assume a neet can’t be on the grind of his personal journey.Think again.
>>31936701I'm all good bro <3 just working a job, back on the healthcare grind. I'm up at 6 everyday and don't get home til like 8 so just don't really have time to post here anymore. Which I'm sure is good news to many of you lol. Take care Xx
Atoga girls sitting on my lap because I’m handsome and wearing an atoga t shirt so they trust me because they know I’m probably a thread regular.This may actually work.
>>31937444Madam, that is a dumptruck if ever there was one.
>>31937474Let me let you in on a secret: business networking is about networking, not business. Meet people, have a cursory conversation about what you do, then change gears to just talking generally.
>nobody to compliment my ballsWhy even go on
Honestly why approach at this point.Just wear an atoga shirt and go to Halloween Horror Nights.What? They are going to trust me over any other guy.
>>31937495Fair enough
>>31937480Must have been the wind
>>31937444Full Sit on my face
>>31937454>caring about things = NPCRetard.
Any atoga girls want to meet me in Halloween Horror Nights in 2025?I’ll be the dapper guy with a twirly moustache.
>>31937505But anon, I don't like people.
>>31937479>Sounds like that's your problem faggot get away from my wife.NTAYou'll have to duel me for her bu...i mean her hand in marriage!
>>31937480I've read that swords don't really make that ssshing sound, bit don't know if it's true.
>>31937520I would fight a room full of 30 men my size to the death for her. You would not survive that.
I don’t want a girl who has a FAT wumba bumba.I’d rather have a girl who has a demure meat crease
>>31937519Then you have greater worries than company meet n greats.
turns out her waist is also 52"
>at the concert>In front of me some girl with jet black hair>Has kinda goth kinda artsy outfit on>Can still make out from under her dark skirt that she has a big butt >This, obviously, has made me instantly interested>She turns around, glances at me and smiles a bit>Shes super pale >But shes talking with some dude>Turns around and glances at me curiously again Sometimes I wish i wasnt as much of a faggot and said HI
>>31937525Yes I do, but I still require employment.
>>31937514Caring about the same things as everyone else
>>31937498Love you
>>31937522Meanwhile I’m over here, never will fight for a Chick unless she already mine.Plenty of meat creases beef curtains in the meat deli market.
>>31937528Relax she was with her boyfriend
>>31937521Guns also don't make a bunch of clickity clack noises when you move them around either.
>>31937532Doesn't matter that ass is worth it, I don't give a fuck, keep my wifes name out of your mouth faggot.
>>31937528I woulda been like “yo that ass a gothic horror ass. That ass could fit a whole cast of ghouls and horror monsters. I’d get lost in that ravenloft ass. “
Anyone else finding it kinda hot when girls talk nonchalantly about details of sex?Other day I was chatting with female online friend, and she was like "yeah butt sex is nice, you can cum inside worry free, i love it"That made me hard as fuck
Women thoughts on this webm?https://is2.4chan.org/pol/1725422919439682.webm
>>31937529Then yeah, your choices are faking it and deciding to change your outlook on people.
>>31937522I would simply teleport behind you and plunge my katata into your back. The 30 men you speak of will become my eunuch guards for my fair maiden
>>31937553I would activate RCT and heal that small wound, before you know it you'd be within range and you'd explode and die before you could react.
>>31937511>NTAI thought about saying this, but im not sure it's survivable? D:
>be me, M>get job in my field shortly after college>get laid off after several years with the company>can't find related employment, get stuck with dead end unskilled labor job>parents and extended family hopeful that I'll bounce back>they try and offer advice to help me out>anon, why don't you go back to school and get a business degree?>you should try getting some certifications!>anon watch out, don't get stuck in your dead end job like I did>anon, you should update your skills from time to time>tfw I can't bring myself to actionI think after years of seeing the best in me, my family has finally started to notice the complete absence of motivation or drive I have dealt with my entire life. I've always just been existing to exist, no dreams or goals beyond what others have put in front of me. Is there any hope of changing myself before it's too late?
>>31937559Sure, meeting a beautiful woman changed my life. Try doing that.
>>31937548>deciding to change your outlook on peopleImpossible. How can I avoid becoming dead inside when faking my interest?
>>31937558I have a strong thick neck, ill be fine
>>31937444>52"Anons, have you ever even heard of an ass this big before? Not even BBL instathots are built like this
7 am im still not asleepAnd im still horny lonely
>>31937563I don't see that happening anytime soon lol
>>31937568Yes. Its just genetics/being fat.
>>31937473Lol at this fatass
>>31937558>he's never seen one of those fetish vids where a black chick who weighs as much as a mid size sedan bootyslams some random guy
>>31937565Most likely you can't. But the alternative is homelessness.
>>31937544Stop making me horny to rape guys and manhandle them across my mattress.Dis is da police, stick em up!
>>31937557I don't know what that means, therefore it cannot effect me
>>31937589More like stick em in you slut
>>31937531Love u 2 babes x
>>31937589d-don't shot, Mistress!
>>31937589>Dis is da police, stick em up!I feel something else sticking up bb
>>31937576>mid size sedanI'm crying and laughing so hard.
>>31937606Maybe don’t look at surgically enhanced bimbos like Chyna Chase, yeah?
>>31937606Who?
>>31937594>>31937600>>31937602I NEED DICKA!
Women what do you hypothetically offer aside from your stinky coochPlease don’t say companionship because semantically speaking a tapeworm is also a companion
>>31937544There's no coming back from that for any of them. One got sexually assaulted, one stuck his fingers in another guy's ass, and one was fighting naked but still lost.On a side note: why do men with only the tiniest penises fight naked?
>>31937544NAG but I can't think if a context where this isn't fucking weird
>>31937613I don't want to ruin our friendship.
>>31937612No idea.>>31937609Is that what's going on there?What does a normal woman look like
>>31937614Then go get a tapewormPut it waaaaay inside your butthole.
>>31936359Is he well endowed?
>>31937614Is it? You can't directly interact with a tapeworm like you would most people or pets.
>>31937612Chyna Chase. >>31937620Yes, that is what’s going on. She is famous for having huge proportions. >What does a normal woman look likeNigga.
>>31937613Come and claim it!
>>31937621So you’re admitting that you are ostensibly a lesser being than a tapeworm
I hate women so much.
>>31937419FYes, the first therapist was atrocious and why I will never see another male therapist. My current therapist is a real one, tho.
>>31937576I've seen what JH posted to red atoga that one time
Thread is shit right now.
>>31937631Tsundere-kun>>31937632Was he creepy?
>>31937633Elaborate.
>>31937618 I wanna ruin our friendshipWe should be lovers insteadI don't know how to say this'Cause you're really my dearest friend
>>31937624You can interact with a cactusI’ll change the example from tapeworm to cactus for you
>>31937637God dammit stop replying to me
>>31937589This sounds like something Riza Hawkeye would say with a complete deadpan expression
>>31937613Do women ever feel horny to the point of anger?
>>31937641I'm scared
>>31937603Was Sena half-white like Kodaka?>>31937614Thoughtful conversation, emotional support, financial security, good food, kids, good conflict resolution, expert itinerary planning, and I'm subjectively funny.
>>31937648You should be. >:)
>>31937625Ty
>>31937627I'd drive over there right now if I knew exactly where like some stalker.
>>31937643That was my first time i saw another anon do it last thread
>>31937650People will think I'm "easy"
>>31937637>Was he creepy?No, nkt to my knowledge, but he was not respectful of boundaries and I always felt worse after sessions with him.
>>31937653You would not, don't tease me!
>>31937655Well you are easy
>>31937658I want to be loved, not make love
>>31937649I’d settle for itinerary planning at this pointOkay kid you made the cut
>>31937657You're less than 2 hours away. That's no problem. Only don't know an address, so too bad. I'll tease you anyway~
>>31937643No. :)
Women, literally just don’t be fucking useless.We can get hot sex from any number of your peers. Stop focusing on sex. If you want to outdo the competition, all you have to do is have a modicum of competency and general life skills (tip: ahegao is not a life skill)
>>31937665I hope you get ass cancer
>>31937672I'll have my tumors preserved so that they can stay with you always.
>>31937671>ahegao is not a life skillHard disagree here lad.
>>31937678You are the root of the problem
>>31937671>ahegao is not a life skilla good ahegao vs a bad ahegao is definitely a worthwhile skill
>>31937682You are the root of the problem
>>31937623he's big, my ex was 8 inches, he's about the same size but much girthier.
Women, I am cute but I do not have much more going for me. How do I parlay this into a relationship. Or at least a fling.
>>31937679You should cry about it some more.
>>31937693Reread my name
>>31937690I'd want to fuck you silly anyway.
Responding to complaints/criticism with complaints/criticism is cunty unless you are actually addressing the content
>>31937700How would I make the process easier for you
I’m not from some shithole communist country where cunty people silence critique Women please do something
>>31936190Is it bad that ships involving a shy/introverted/sensitive guy and a confident/low inhib/less emotional girl kinda piss me off They’re so common for people to enjoy even though that shit never happens irl
>>31937688Damn! You're a trooper for taking that.
Not that it matters
>>31937715Kinda, why are you letting it affect you so much
>>31937664This nofap is killing me
>>31937721Because I feel like it gives this sense of false hope Like “yeah bro you’d totally find someone in your life” is what it says to me and I know that’s not true at all
>>31937721Essentially boils down to “why are you attached to the material”, go suck an egg
>>31937671>We can get hot sex from any number of your peersLook at Chad over here
>>31937656NTA what did he do?
>>31937727Because I have a working penis and I’m not fucking retarded…?
>>31937711Dates? Idk how...?I'm already doxxed so, you could mail me.
>>31937723You tease me by being like right there, but I can't catch you.
>>31937715>They’re so common for people to enjoy even though that shit never happens irlThat's why it's a fantasy. I know I'll never catch the eye of a woman like that irl, so i indulge in a bit of escapism
>>31937730Assume I am a full on retard, what kind of date would you recommend?>I'm already doxxed so, you could mail me.West coast?....
>>31937719I kinda like the feeling of it bumping my cervix, it's like being shocked but it's kinda good
>>31936200M>animeGurren Lagann>MangaBaki>hentaiI don't know>VNKatawa Shoujo
>>31937731Being in ATOGA is like being haunted by horny, incorporeal ghosts, if you think about it.
>>31937731I guess I'll just have to stroke my dick for you.>i'll get back to nofap tomorrow,I promise!
>>31937732Yeah but it’ll be beloved by everyone, it makes no sense, why would women like a ship that’s essentially “a type of guy they don’t like being loved”
>>31937736That really hot. What's your favourite position?
>>31937733A park date sounds discreet enough.>west coastNope other one
>>31937747This kind of lewd, but there's one where you lay on your side but with one leg up in the air, and the guy has one arm around the vertical leg i can probably find a picture of it
>>31937756I don't think I've seen/heard of it
>>31937755>A park date sounds discreet enough.What am I even supposed to do on a park date ._.>Nope other one:(
>>31937763>What am I even supposed to do on a park dateNta but you just enjoy the park and each other. Park dates are great.
>>31937760I don't think there's a name for it but people call it different things
I hateGoodnight
>>31937774nta but the picture was vital to this, I had initially assumed you were both laying on your side
Goodnight femanons, you can touch me in my sleep, but pls don't wake me up as I have work in the morning.
>>31937741Aaaaaah stroke your dick with my wet ass pussyyyyyy
>>31937783I'll let you know when I get close :)
I bought the 3 year passWomen, am I a high value man now?
>>31937774I've definitely never seen that, looks interesting.
>>31937774>tfw can't even escape interracial porn on blue boards
>>31937791Its nice that you're supporting the website we all reluctantly love but this arguably lowered your value
>>31937796sorry
>>31937797>>31937791>inb4 Moot shows up on your doorstep to suck your dick
moid cum
>>31937812I mean, I was planning to.
I really hate women.
>>31937788>>31937820Moid cumminghttps://beeg.com/-0113655198698157
>>31937419MYes, as a kid. It was really traumatic, but that isn't the experience for most people.If you're not being forced into it and not paying, it's worth a visit though.
>>31937783Fuck, I'm ready!
FoidsHow much of an ick is it that I want to be a teacher and will probably end up working with kids?
>>31936190Ladies, is it required to show teeth when I smile to appear friendly? It's not that my teeth are bad, but I can't seem to maneuver my lips to bear my teeth without looking like a psycho with a Joker smile. This has been a problem since as far back as I can remember.>inb4 it's body dismorphia or some shitBruh even my mom commented on this when she would tell me to smile for photos.
>>31937833Yesssss cum for meeeeee
>>31937834Nag but I'm pretty sure the shitty hours and pay are the bigger issues with wanting to be a teacher.
>>31937433On god that guy is insane lol
>>31937836I think you're generally better off not showing teeth anyways. It often gives off a psycho vibe if you're full-on smiling like that all the time - it's not just you.Do what's comfortable for you. A comfy, maybe slightly nervous grin is better than a forced smile.
>>31937839I'm extremely frugal and I don't mind the work. I just wanted to be sure I wouldn't necessarily come off as a weirdo.
>>31937838Damn, that was a huge mess ;)
>>31937851eat it.
>>31937850I meant that those are bigger turn offs.
>>31937852This reminds meFemanons, thoughts on a guy eating their own cum?
Where do I find a femchud gf, who hates men?
>>31937851I want to eat it. ;)
>>31937858Yeah, as long as the issue is that I'm broke and busy, I'll take it.
>>31937852KEK
>>31937864I wish you could! Thanks for the... encouragement
>>31937861ironically discord
>>31937871You're quite welcome hun~
>>31937876All the "women" I've met on discord are all trans.
>>31937883See if you can find anxiety support groups on there. From my experience they're loaded with sluts.
>>31937883Do you just not vc? femcels don't like male spaces for obvious reasons.
>>31937886I don't want a slut.>>31937893>Do you just not vc?I don't like the sound of my voice and my accent.
>>31937901'Slut' in the incel sense, meaning girls in general.
>aunt on my dad’s side sends me birthday cards >barely know my dad’s side >afraid of interacting with her in a way that she may deem to be offensive Wat do?
>>31937905>how dare you respond to me after i was nice to yousevere autism
>>31937860>thoughts on a guy eating their own cum?It should be compulsory. Never expect a girl to swallow your cum if you're not willing to swallow it yourself.
>>31937860Hell yes. Very hot.
Why are women so terrible? And why do men put up with them?
>>31937919you love us ^^
>>31937923I don't.
>>31937914>>31937918Fuck.
>>31937927Only one word but it says so much
>>31937934I thought women would find it fucking gross. Like if a guy faps into his hands and licks it all up before washing up.
>>31937927I want to keep goingggg
>>31937940nag but a good chef should never be afraid to taste his own sauce
>ovulation hours again
>>31937940Nope, It'd drive me wild. I'd want to make out after.
>>31937943>>31937944>>31937948I've always done it, in truth. I just didn't realize it was something I could maybe leverage.
Women are disgusting.
>>31937951Fair warning, the women on 4chan are FREAKS so your mileage may vary irl
>>31937943You'll never get me to cum and then eat it, succubus
>>31937957I had an ex who was into it and one who was very turned off by it. Figured I'd just ask to see if it was more of a thing than I realized.
>>31937958I'll make you cum with my entire toolbox and lick it off my floor.
>>31937958"Now it's time to clean me up, you dirty little boy."
the women are being evil again...
>>31937968>>31937970Sick bitches. I'm pure and unsullied.
>>31937975>Sick bitches. I'm pure and unsullied.*sneezes in your face, then licks it*
>>31937972they're always evil, sometimes they just get horny and it seems like they're not. Reality is, even during the horny, they'd rip your dick off
>>31937978You dork.
>>31937984>they'd rip your dick offH-hot.
>>31937886Those women still have boyfriends It’s the men with anxiety that are all single Speaking from experience, any anxiety support group, the women could have the most downright ridiculous anxiety and still have a loving patient bf to help them through it, but the men could just be a little awkward and they’re just single forever I don’t recommend this shit
>>31937988I may not have a partner rn, but at least I have thread boyfriends.
>>31937996Yeah and the male anons with anxiety got zero And you’ve probably had some before
>>31938000I just wanna love you through the computer.
>>31938001Go love your other boyfriends I’m not a concubine
>>31938001NTA but fuck off
Can I put nair on my nuts or is that not advisable
I could not possibly put into words the depth and intensity of my hatred for women.
>>31938012Before using any Nair product, it's recommended to test it on a small area of skin and wait 24 hours to ensure it doesn't cause an allergic reaction or irritation. Warning on the bottle you should read
SEMI-ANUALLY HORNINESS CHECK INHOW HORNY ON A SCALE FROM 0 TO 10 ARE YOU?
I feel nothing, the more time I spend here the less I want to date I no longer look forward to dates like I used to. It’s like I’m dead inside, men don’t seem Appealing anymore.
>>31938019Like a 7, I think Im gonna jerk off
>>319380190
>>319380198 going on 9, fucking loaded,I just woke up and then kind of snoozed for another hour, but I am about to get out my fleshlight and jerk it to the thought of a pale hottie with dark hair.
Should I pick up my cousins from school and play with them for basically 5 hours at the playground or work on my personal project that I've been spending way too much time on
>>31938030Pick up your cousinsssssKids deserve a break too.
>>31938030Hang out with the cousins if you aren't weird
>>31938021Still not giving you my resources
>>31938045> resourcesYour moms microwave tendies
>>31938019Havent cum in months13
>>31938048that can't be good for your prostate
>>31938046she is dead
Serious question, what do modern women offer men that they can't get from a cheap whore?
>>31935556The "Oh"s are strong in this post! lol>bake pastries like apple strudelNope, I don't bake if I can prevent it so I don't have a lot of intuition for it and need to strictly adhere to a recipe, is what I mean. That's how annoyed I have been with baking dough in the past.>I'd like to showThat's fine, as long as you have fun with it and it's relaxing to you, that's what counts. Do you have a specific type that you enjoy doing like landscapes, characters, NSFW, action scenes or entire panel strips?>my typical school crushesNow I have to say "Oh!"... don't you make me regret not posting a burner, woman!>I sure loved it!WTF HOWMath is like a different language to me that I have never heard. Which nobody ever believes me when I say I work as a programmer.>lack of self confidence and pessimism at the timeGlad you said "at the time" and that you have put some points into your stat for self confidence. Let's you repell those moids better!>literature and englishI was not interested a lot in the books we got to read, but since I know how to talk (and thus write), I never had an issue writing essays about stuff we read.In English I easily got the best grades without ever pracitsing much. I was already reading & writing in English online as a teen, had watched English cartoons since I was a kid and I usually play video games with their native audio.>any sweet drink sounds appeayI see you can barely hold yourself back at the thought of it ("appeay"). lolI'd love to mix you one of my sweet cocktails.>blueberry daiquiriSounds dangerously delicious.Have you ever had a white russian? It's another creamy/milky drink that is really damn good. And it's always a good excuse to rewatch The Big Lebowski.>what brings you hereBeen coming here for around 15 years now and it's just a casual place where you can shoot some messages with random people. Sometimes you meet a nice person, sometimes you get to shit on a real idiot, pic rel.What about you?
>>31938058divorce
>>31938058Everything
>>31938049isnt that what wet dreams are for
>>319380190 even though I haven't jerked off in daysI just feel so thoroughly defeated
>>319380198 or 9, my sexual fantasies are becoming more extreme
>>319380190/10. An old back injury flared up and I'm basically crippled until the steroid pills start kicking in.
>>31938072Not even remotely true>>31938070Fair, but I meant things they'd actually want
>>31938085You're far less likely to catch anything from a steady partner, and you're allowed to not use condoms... possibly. They would also do kissing. A lot cheaper if you want them to spend the night, too.'Fucking insufferable' is an awful tradeoff for these things though
>>31938058You need to be really rich for an escort to replace the gf experience. You pay the escort for 1 time and 1 hour in most cases, but you can fuck a gf several times a week even if you include the prices for dates. A gf is a lot cheaper, but the quality in looks can be worse in a gf than in an escort if you're talking about what most men can get as gfs in 2024.
>>31938085Sorry you will never find out
I want kissing all the time just not from bad people
>>31937919They’re not, they are nice to be with
>>31938086>catch anythingThis is why you use condoms>allowed to not use condomsYou shouldn't do this anyway unless you're ready to have kids with her, unless you want her to lock you into child support>kissingSome whores will do this, but even if you don't want to do that it's not worth it>>31938089Paying for an hour or two a week will probably be cheaper than having a gf or a wife.>>31938090I've already had some experience, there's really not much there.
>>31938095Not really
>>31938096>decent whore is $400+ per hourI dunno, anon... that's a lot of money per week
>>31937671It’s never a competition
>>31938099When you add up dates, trips, gifts, random expenses, etc. it won't be far off. And that's if she's not living with you.
>>31938099>>31938101Also I said a cheap whore
>>31938097Guess they stay away from you
>>31938109Other way around
>>31938096>Paying for an hour or two a week will probably be cheaper than having a gf or a wife.It won't be. If you get a gf, you get her time the entire day. The escort is for an hour and if you want just 12h already, it will be 4 figures alone.
>>31938096What a long post for saying you are incel
>>31938103A cheap whore is a fat ugly crackwhore bitch, or worse yet, Asian (who will treat you with all the care of a production line). Completely not worthwhile. Better one good whore every couple of months than one piece of trash every week. Though even if they're an ugly fat cunt they rarely cost less than $150 - $200, bitches have no idea of their value.
>>319380193, just like the last time you asked this. I need something to titilate me to get me horny I think.
>>31938113Yeah, this.Look, I hate females as much as any straight man and hope they get all their rights revoked, but an escort, even a cheap one who would be ugly, is more expensive than a gf.
>>31938110Aw only the lowest pf people flock to you
>>31937836Any smile is better than no smile. Teeth smiles, if you're not also smiling with your eyes, can appear psychotic. Learn to smile with your eyes if you like.
>see girl I had a massive crush in the past>feel barely anything now Is this how love works?
>>31938043nah they love meI'm the cool uncle who plays with them on the playground and makes new friends for them because they're too shy on their own and buys them cookies
>>31938123More or less, you change over time.I got together with my crush years later and was so excited until I realized I only liked her for her looks.. what bummer it is to grow up sometimes
>>31938135I love a different woman, but even when I thought I loved in the past I still had eyes for other women. This is new for me.
>>31938118No, I stay away from them
>>31938111You get one or two hours of good sex a week and the rest of the time is yours, vs. getting maybe a little more sex, probably not as good, and having to put up with her the rest of the week. Which seems like the better option?>>31938112I'm not. I've had sex recently and I could have it again tomorrow if I wanted.>>31938113Depends where you are. Some places you can get whores really cheap. Worst case scenario, you go with the cheap whore but ever couple of months you book a session with a good one instead.
>>31938146Are you on a 200k salary in Romania or some shit? These numbers you're indicating are wild.
You shouldn't get crushes if you're an adult. I stopped having crushes at 12, but I've always been more mature than everyone else.
>>31938146You promote prostitution as a guy that doesn’t know anything about prostitution
>>31938146>vs. getting maybe a little more sex, probably not as good, and having to put up with her the rest of the week.Man, you need to make better girlfriends. I spend hours, sometimes entire days, in bed doing all sorts with my girl. She does anything I want and the emotional intimacy is insane.
>>31938153That’s not how maturity works. I think mean jaded
>>31938157That's part of being mature, yes.
>>31938162Autism.
>>31938162Being mature is not letting yourself get jaded
>>31938155The existence of rare exceptions does not disprove the rule.>>31938151>>31938154Get a remote job and moved to SEA. You could bang a 19 year old Thai girl every night and still spend less than the cost of living in some places.
>>31938167*move
>>31938167Right, and how many days until you had an incurable disease
I wish i wasnt constantly horny
>>31938170Again, this is why you use a condom.
im sowwy dat ur jadeeedheyyyeehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4q-Y6wt1h3k
>>31938167>The existence of rare exceptions does not disprove the rule.Sure. But it does indicate you need to pick better.
I will never afford a gf, how should I cope?Hobbies? If so then which one?
>>31938172Putting all your faith in condoms is an excellent way to get completely fucked over
>>31938178Yeah, let me just spend half my free time for the next 5-10 years trying to meet women, going on dates with women, chatting with women, etc. so that maybe, just maybe I can find one who might be worth the effort. And even then she'll probably either have no interest in me or find better options.>>31938180Condoms may not be the most effective means of birth control, but they're pretty effective at preventing transmission of diseases.
>>31938185I hate dating more than most. But feeling in love is the best thing in the world.
>>31938185It’s worth it if you aren’t such a pathetic self loathing fuck like yourself.
>>31936955Literally this
Men. Whats your favourite thing about your penis and what about it do you dislike the most?
>>31938210>favourite thingGotta go with the size. It's a dream for an exhibitionist, really.>most dislikedThe way that said size can be a problem in sex. I fear hurting a girl with it, I've even had nightmares about that.
>>31938211>It's a dream for an exhibitionist, really.Can you describe some of your exhibitionist experiences?
>>31938213He's a 29yo virgin who doesn't leave his room lol
>>31938210Favourite:I guess it's fairly well shaped.Disliked:Hard to pick just one thing. Guess I'll go with it's not big enough, it's a solid meh/10. Never had complaints but it's really unremarkable.
>>31938218That doesn't mean he can't be an exhibitionist. Maybe he's flashing people from his bedroom window?
>>31938210>favorite thingSlightly above average, and relatively normal looking aside from being two toned. Busts out good loads.>dislikeI wish he was a little longer
>>31938213My personal flavor of exhibitionism isn't the "flashing people" or "doing risky stuff in public" you probably have in mind. I just enjoy being seen and appreciated, so I'll often share pics with women online who are interested in seeing them.
>>31938224How do you know the people you're sharing them with are women? Do you expect pictures in return? Do you take requests?
>>31938210its pretty bigits unused
>>31938226>How do you know the people you're sharing them with are women?Sometimes I just know them so well, due to knowing them for so long, that there's no way they could be lying. Other times they've posted pics in the past. In the case of strangers, I tend to just trust their word, because it doesn't really bother me if I'm sending them to a guy, even if it does nothing for me personally.>Do you expect pictures in return?Nope.>Do you take requests?Depends on what they are and who they're from. I'm not as comfortable with strangers / publicly available pics, and won't often do much beyond close-ups in them. With people I know well, I'm more open to their requests.I gotta get to bed, but nice chatting with you! You can ask any further questions by hitting up my name at gmail, I'll check when I wake up.
this nigga sends dick pics and acts like hes mr rogers, what is he hiding? what is this chap playing at fr fr guys
all foids who do not directly mention their SO are presumed to be single and are therefore, automatically, by default, my wife.
learning to draw is great because i get to have an excuse to look at naked women a lot
Women, whats hotter?>musician (pianist)>writer (novelist)>artist
>>31938256writer is hottest. musician is just like drug addict tier, artist is cringe unless you're good at it
Is Romance exclusively a male oriented genre? It seems to me like women are mostly obsessed with sex, reading about high value men in erotic situations while men focus on the more wholesome aspects of relationships.
>>31938258A fine jest, anon.
>>31938257well everything is cringe if you suck at it lol.
>>31938262I'm serious though
>>31938256All professions which make me think he's a cheater. Writer is probably the best because he might write good smut for me.
Do women like man ass in the same way men like women's asses?
Is it weird to get aroused from being an ignored girl. Like from not getting male attention. It feels oddly erotic to me but I think it's some weird coping mechanism. My wires are so crossed though I don't see myself ever changing
>>31938257>>31938270>im a writerLets go.
>>31938272>Do women like man ass in the same way men like women's asses?>is the guy hotyes>is the guy not hotno
>>31938272Well developed glutes look really good, yeah. I'd say men are overall more visually stimulated though, in a very different way.
>>31938273Here, let me give you some attention to ruin that
>>31938280Internet attention on an anonymous image board doesn't feel the same What matters is that men ignore me irl, on dating apps, etc.
>>31938273How do you get ignored?
I will be spending 250 euros on an escort today.Women, how do you feel that I could be spending this money on dating you, but you wont date me
>>31938273Why are you an ignored girl?
>>31938289>Women, how do you feel that I could be spending this money on dating you, but you wont date meHave fun, anon!
>>31938287>>31938290I am not ignored as a human being I think, most men I meet in my everyday life are polite to me. But they are never interested in me. Idk why it's become so arousing but it started in middle school
>>31938295Do you mean at work/uni?How old are you?
Would you say its weird to talk about racial dynamics in public? My grandpa keeps talking to me about race in public, like: the definition of whiteness over the years (italians not being white, etc.), native americans vs white behavior in the colonial times. I can tell other people can hear him and it's embarrassing. when I told him to stop talking about it he called me immature. Would you be embarrassed if your grandpa kept on talking about race in a weird way in public?
>>31938298>Would you be embarrassed if your grandpa kept on talking about race in a weird way in public?If somebody talks about something "in a weird way", I would probably want talk less to them.
>>31938297I'm 21. Yes at school and work I am ignored by men. I even went to a bar last night for the first time and was ignored. The only exception is that older men, maybe 40+ will occasionally try chatting with me but it's never in a flirtatious way. I guess the arousal also comes from being ignored by guys my age.
Women where do your tits rest exactly? I need a good reference when drawingThey seem to rest around where the sternum ends? Roughly in the middle of the ribcage?
>>31938307>I even went to a bar last night for the first time and was ignored.Just going to a bar is normally not enough to get chatted up, unless you want the piss drunk 60 year old geezers to talk to you.Did you just sit there alone on your phone? They everybody probably assumed that on a workday night you are waiting for a date.
>>31938307Anon, I'm gonna be real with you, are you fat? What's your BMI?
Guys, is this true? https://www.youtube.com/shorts/k7nUZ3aYXQY
>>31938315Could also be severely underweight. I got completely ignored as a 15bmi during uni
>>31938123>Is this how love works?Basically, yes. Even mutually infatuated people who get together don't stay mutually infatuated: it wears off after about 18 months, maybe two years. Of course, many couples stay together because they succeed in building something else during that two year window - something that is longer lasting. But it's not anywhere near as intense and exciting and full of fireworks as the initial crush was.
>>31938289Jesus Christ 250? For what? An hour? It better be an hour+anal or eating out+raw at that fucking prince.
>>31938316yep
>>31938313I kind of knew this going into it. I just went cause I was curious. I didn't have my phone with me, I just observed what everyone else was doing. I didn't expect men to talk to me at all of course. Everyone was in their little groups. >>31938315My BMI is 20.6. I work out sometimes too just to help blow off some steam.
>>31938324Neat. Off to find some cool ancient clothes to be weird in IRL
all used up
>>31938273Neither of those guys.I believe you bars suck nowadays because everyone is in premade groups. What race are you? Really dating apps too? Are you sure you haven't turned down hook ups or anything? How often do you swipe right?
>>31938322Hour of vaginal intercourse + kissing and cuddling
Name your sexual/dating style in two words, ill startPredatory-Gentle
>>31938322No, actually she just has better face bones than you since birth and she doesn't eat big macs or drink coca cola.
>>31938351Not today anon
>>31938352Nigga are you seriously simping for some random european hooker right now?>>31938349Ah I see makes sense. Why the extra $50? Usually they include kissing with the hour rate. Are you gonna cuddle for a while longer over an hour too?
>>31938364Nta but I've simped for hookers, guys need love even if it's fake
How much is an actual average American girl worth if she were a hooker? Maybe 15 or 25 for an hour considering how fat and gross they are and how they always say stupid annoying things to kill boners?
>>31938369But why a random European one?In person whatever sure, but we are online nigga.
>>31938344I'm white. Yes dating apps didn't work. I went on one date but the guy just seemed to want to be friends? I did get a handful of hookup offers but that wasn't what I wanted. I haven't used dating apps in foreve because they were so useless, I probably swiped right about 1/4 of the time. But even if I get hook up offers (that I don't accept obviously) that's kind of arousing too. Like a man would never see me as a romantic option and I shouldn't even try. Like I should give up on dating forever. Idk why it makes me so aroused to think that. I also have fun stealing a glance at cute boys when they are not looking in my direction.
>>31938360ow
>>31938380Oh ok so you're just choosing to stay alone voluntarily for your own standards and have developed a fetish to cope with it.That makes sense.Can't help you if you can't help yourself, so enjoy orgasming upon death still single I guess.
If I can sink half my finger into your fat stomach and on top of that you're not pretty and white you're a 15 dollar hooker. That's a real value estimate from an expert.
Women, how is your relationship with your boyfriends/husbands mom
>>31938380you should fight that, sounds like a slippery slope into spinsterhood.
>>31938375Who cares where I simp? I must because it's in my nature
>>31938370if you count old people and fatties probably -100$
>>31938380Can you make yourself a virgin again and lose 30 pounds and some extra skin? You're cooked.
Whats hotter>fisherman>hunter>hiker
>>31938393I have fought it multiple times, but it always wins. It's been this way since I got rejected by two boys in middle school. There is a part of me that would like a real relationship but I don't even have friends.
Is playing video games a sissy hobby?
>>31938408>gets rejected by two chads>goes insane and cuts every meaningful connect off forever >dies aloneSame honestly.
>>31938409Yes real men play board games.
>>31938408does that get lonely?
>>31938417I have had a few boyfriends actually but they were literally gay and didn't want to have sex with me. So I just was a beard for them and would emotionally support them. And of course there were no dates or any sort of gifts (I realize this is shallow to expect). I figure even if I get into a relationship again, there's no way the man would want to have sex with me or do any cute romantic things.
>>31938433You must look really really ugly. Sorry that nature said you deserve this. Should've been born more pretty you piece of shit.
>>31938433I am literally spending 250euros on a whore because you didnt want to date me
>>31938433Ill date you do you live in the us
>>31938433That's has nothing to do with my previous point.A bunch of gay Chads you fell for used you as a beard. That means you aren't as pretty as you thought. Then you areA. Voluntarily dying alone because you are aware thatB. You can date any number of men who are ugly, fat, or poor the people you deserve but choose not to. Everyone every woman and every man has had this struggle.You either voluntarily die alone or settle for someone lesser.Up to you.
>>31938433>there's no way the man would want to have sex with me or do any cute romantic things.Replace man with women and you have the average (in looks and income) experience of a man globally, welcome to the club!>>31938440America is an awful place to live right now unless your illegal and/or hispanic. Most people are leaving the country, not coming into it.
>>31938444>America is an awful place to live right now unless your illegal and/or hispanicwhy do you say that?
>>31938433>And of course there were no dates or any sort of gifts (I realize this is shallow to expect)It's not shallow because those things show he cares about you. Expecting expensive gifts and dates is shallow.
>>31938433I will date you but i have standards. Is your vagina circumcised?
>>31938433I'd wife a fag-hag, but beards seem like they have numb vaginas due to years of masturbating alone, I just want a wife that cums from PIV. I am 6-inches.
>>31938316With the makeup, the hair and the jewellery, she looks unattainable. We all want a gf like that but we know a girl looking like that is expecting a top tier man
>>31938455this is accurate. I don't approach women who look like that because theres no point. an exercise in futility.
>>31938446Because it's full of niggers and you have to pay a heavy tax burden for the military and nigger worshipping government that literally raises communist monuments to niggers while tearing down ones to white people.
>>31938444Retard.
>>31938316I dare anyone to look at that comment section and not realize that most women are lesbian.
>>31938316>How to end up dead in a ditch due to attracting megalomaniacal sadist chad
Kamala "Havana weapon" Harris is my half Indian half nigger president. This is who I work for and pay taxes to. I am a literaral slave to a subhuman retarded nigger. Only symbolically.
>>31938409>>31938427Why not both?
>>31938469Someone get this man a black or Indian wife ASAP, we cannot allow him to simp this retardedly on some random nog who will destroy America, but maybe if he gets a nonwhite wife he can simp in a efficient way at least that won't cause the USA to become 60% brown before 2030.
I get no pussy and I pay 20 percent income tax so that women who make more money than me while being fat and sitting down can afford to feed their half nigger fatherless children peanut butter so that child services doesn't take them.
>>31938449Thanks that's sweet. I'm realizing now how stupid it was that I made these posts. I just felt sort of mentally ill. I can meet cute guys online sometimes but irl and on dating apps it's so hard and I feel so awkward and don't want to look at anyone and bother them. And cute guys online have offered me gifts and stuff but I turn them down because I feel uncomfortable accepting it .
>>31938482>20 percentgod I wish that was me
>>31938327Do you actually WANT sexual attention?
>>31938485Not your fault. modern media has turned every unknown male into a potential stalker retard ape rape hunter organ harvester
I need to stop shipping anonymous posters together
>>31938493I should start doing this
>>31938316Scaring off men by being extremly beautiful only works if you're already beautiful. If an average girl tried this, she would get more attention because most men would still think she's attainable.
>>31938316>"yeah just cosplay like a faggy lesbian oil painting, average woman!">"TOTALLY not attention seeking behavior viral internet community!">"I just HATE male attention which is why I do this!">"This is how you get men to leave you alone!"Please tell me women aren't retarded enough to be baited by shit like this 24/7.
>>31938316It makes the girl look like a hooker who charges money for dates.
>>31938510That content is made for male audience
Yeah your story is bullshit. Someone post that picture of the female loneliness aka holding the door shut on 5+ suitors while crying about how hard she has it. You complaining about that is offensive to actual incels who are actually ignored. Bullshit story
>>31938510It is true. She says men think that she looks like a witch but she actually is a witch. She looks an expensive slut that would ruin your life or your finances.
>>31938516The comment section makes it clear that was very appealing to the women too
>>31938493>>31938496Show us your lists
>>31938316We've been over this before.It'll repel white guys who have internalised how much women hate men, yeah. It won't repel the browns, who are far more likely to harass and rape you.
>>31938516The comments section is full of women sucking her clit so deep in their throats that you'd think she was hung like a horse.
Why do women lie about how desperate their love life is for (you)s?
>>31938529The black guys who already know what you want: drugs, money and to be fucked like a wild animal. You are a nigger pig.
>>31938542for (You)s
>>31938527I ship that one anon with that one femanon
>>31938493I hope I made the list but I doubt it
>>31938542They need to be sexually aroused by an image or else their vaginas don't work. Especially with all of the exogenous estrogen pills they pop daily
>>31938462He's right if your illegal you get everything given to you off the back of tax payers, its why the white demographic is shrinking so fast, they are just leaving
>>31938529Black guys already know: white women are neurotic and also believe in medicine and quick capitalist fix it solutions for everything because they're shallow and soulless. Give you security with money up front, treat neuroticism with illegal drugs, and treat angst with rape and beating. Women are pigs.
>5 Reasons You Should Keep Your Legs Open To Your Husbandhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PG4W5i7_lwwThoughts?Don't ask me how I came across it...
>>31938553>its why the white demographic is shrinking so fast, they are just leavingDominican Republic's biggest immigrant group right now is black americans, everyone with any sort of money is leaving.
>>31936190Sorry women you lost, I'm her property nowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPJoXgCHAU8
>>31938433context for women wondering with this poor girl is getting flamed by men>most men on this website are sub-8 attractiveness>in theory they should looksmatch with sub-8 women (makeup off) or sub-5 women (makeup on)>literally the exact second a woman puts makeup on she ignores every man who isn't chad, for life>most men here have either met, know, or are good friends with a chad, which is why they shitpost 24/7 about him>chad, who is 8+ attractiveness, has clearly obviously been with 8+ attractiveness women, and knows a sub-8 woman is *absolutely not* an 8+ attractiveness woman>if chad decides to date sub-8, for any reason, this literally means the woman is a pump and dump, or he wants someone that is indebted to him, or disposable >this hoeflation woman is dating way beyond her bracket, this means several things to men>she does not mind being pumped and dumped by chad, and is perhaps doing it for "bragging rights" to her hoeflation friends, e.g. "i can get chad = i'm high-value">she is entirely undeservedly ignoring men of her "true" dating bracket due to looksmaxxing. Men of her attractiveness level don't register as men to her, at all.>she has been employing an unsuccessful dating strategy, i.e. pumped and dumped multiple times by men who don't value her, and is starting to feel the effects of "alpha widow syndrome" (google that term, blackpilling)>she might have had "alpha widow syndrome" for a long time and will likely sabotage her future relationships with non-chad, due to them being permanently inferior to her past hookupsbasically: "give me chad or give me death" - anonymous incel forums poster
>>31938566There is not a single woman wondering that. They know that's true because they are willfully dying alone too.
>>31938553Non-white Americans don't like hearing that white Americans are leaving because they know that the country their family immigrated too will become 3rd world and they'll have to migrate again.
>>31938556Not watching that, but one of the reasons are that sex is awesome if the man isn't a faggot, in which case you shouldn't even be with him in the first place.
>>31938566Didn't read all that, but did she actually get flammed for it? I don't think so.
>>31938577Flaming is a harsh word as much as pointing things out is.
my hair stylist started asked for a hug after my haircut last time i went in. is she interested or am i friendzoned?
>>31938566>"alpha widow syndrome" (google that term, blackpilling)ruined my night
>>31938577I feel you sister. I read "Alpha widow syndrome" and my brain short circuited. I almost felt responsibility for my actions there. Good thing I can just ignore everything that makes me feel guilty and just call a man to take care of it once it's a problem.
>>31938595cute future beef patty :^)
>>31938390Really great. I love her very much.We're literally building a house to move in together lol
>>31938566>>31938595>>31938599holy shit.https://thinkaloud.net/alpha-widow/>Here’s where a lot of men go wrong. It’s true that your alpha widow is pining over someone who seems to be the epitome of perfection. She can’t stop talking about him, comparing the two of you, and always coming to the same conclusion – he’s so much better than you.>Most men would fall into this trap. They’d continue competing with this projection of a Greek god, trying their best to learn all his tips and tricks, and failing miserably every single time. Try comparing an original Gucci bag with its cheap copy – the original always wins!>You shouldn’t try to change yourself to become more like your alpha widow’s ex. You can never be like him, but you can certainly be better in your own way.>There’s a whole new world of possibilities. Take her to places she’s never seen, arrange activities she’s never done, and show her a completely different side of dating someone who isn’t an alpha man. She’ll be in your arms before you know it!>3. (the final part of the article) Know when to give up>In fact, the term alpha widow is quite an insensitive way of describing a woman trying to deal with the pain of losing someone she really loved. This is one of those annoying situations where women are blatantly blamed and ridiculed for something they have no power over.
>>31938586Weird but inconclusive
>>31938619It's funny to see a feminist answer to the alpha widow phenomena, but that all just sounds incredibly humiliating and it really shows a sociopathic nature to even suggest this course of action, it's like a neckbeard giving women a list of things they can do to compete with Tifa from Final Fantasy, utterly delusional and degrading.
>>31938619tl;dr
>>31938619You become like my dad. Wait until an 8 turns 35 and becomes attainable, love bomb, get pregnant, steal her life savings and retirement, cheat and leave.
>>31938635>women cheats on man: "He deserved it!">man cheats on women: "She didn't deserve it!"Its all so tiresome, but thanks for reminding me that it isn't worth getting into a relationship.
>>31938635If she really tried to alpha widow him then it's hard to feel a ton of sympathy, like he's a scumbag and all but she deserved him.
>>31938639I know. She acted like she was doing him a favor by marrying him and always wanted him to make more money but she stepped on his balls in front of me constantly. Her ex boyfriend who she keeps pictures of is seven feet tall and wears his yacht club outfit in every photo.
I love my backup girl <3
>>31938645The irony of women pointing to anime women who do the same thing and say "look men do actually want this" is lost on them when the woman actually sees the guy she is dominating sacrifice a lot to the point where she starts to fall in love with him and starts treating him nicer over time. That part is 100% always lost on them.
>>31938645>she kept photos of her ex boyfriendholy shit that's so pathetic for everyone involved, dad for putting up with that, mom for wanting it, and the ex for hooking up with that woman in the first place.
>>31938652women treating men like shit is nothing new under the sun, the only thing that has changed are the excuses around it. If people actually believed men and women were equal under the law and in thought, they would be lambasted as much as men are.
>>31938652The thing with the Yandere archetype is that while the girl is being a bitch to the guy her whole life pretty much revolves around him and whatever he happens to be doing.
>>31938656The sad part is that women literally cannot help doing this awful degrading shit on a neurochemical level. The house, the husband, the children, are basically an elaborate coping strategy. An entire life she doesn't want, to cope with the life she never got.
>>31938656I know. The circumstances that even lead to all pretty women going away and getting plied with booze and bedded immediately after leaving the cradle is what women want. They get to choose.
>>31938668She wanted to procreate she just didn't want subchads lifestyle or beta male children.
>>31938665>YandereI was thinking more Tsunderes than Yanderes. Yanderes are based because they are so clingy and obsessive about their love interest that they treat paper their obsession while slowly isolating him and removing any woman she feels threatened by.A lot of men would kill for that kind of psychotic loyalty these days.
>>31938619A lot of it sounded reasonable until I realized it wasn't about a literal widow. >>3. (the final part of the article) Know when to give up>In fact, the term alpha widow is quite an insensitive way of describing a woman trying to deal with the pain of losing someone she really loved. This is one of those annoying situations where women are blatantly blamed and ridiculed for something they have no power over.This is an insane way to talk about being dumped. And it's even more ridiculous to tie this to the term "widow". I've talked to a lot of widows over the past two years, and it's pretty much universal that the standards drop, because we know "The One" is gone forever, and it's not about replicating that feeling anymore. It's about creating a new and different one, that doesn't just prod at the injury of what was lost. These people are more delusional than I am, and that's coming from someone who still talks to the walls when they creak because I think my house is haunted.
>>31938668If you don't respect yourself she won't either, I'd have made ditching the Ex's photos a condition for any kind of serious commitment, you also need to cut off princess treatment if there isn't any reciprocity. I see too much of this shit where these former nerds think that the high school social ladder is still intact in their 30s and they put up with all of this shit when they could have a better woman in ten minutes if they ditched the baggage.
>>31938676>that they treat paper their obsession>paperkek, I have no idea where that came from just ignore it.
>>31938676>psychotic loyaltyit's all fun and games until you find the art she drew of you as Hitler and her manifesto.
Blackpilled again by atoga
>wanted to ask advice about what shoes to buy>you guys are being retarded againSigh.
>>31938682I don't know what is better being Hitler in her manifesto or dominating her with kindness until she submits to you, I'm leaning towards Tsundere just because they don't murder people.
>>31938688>buying shoesget scammed.
>>31938687Wrap it up. Atoga is canceled. All simping has been moved to /b/. If you want attention for having tits then post them or get out. Heil Hitler total nigger death
>>31938691I sadly am forced to leave the house and can't go barefoot.
>>31938678>I dig up all of my ex's stuff when I'm in a non-serious relationshipHoly fuck, Is it really that much of a herculean task to throw out your ex's stuff? Chad really is incredible, isn't he? God of women. Chad is Talos and Women are Skyrim.
>>31938659women are culturally and ideologically indoctrinated into believing that treating men like shit is a right and it's how you make them do what you want.
Women are on their nigger arc. They're enslaving and whipping you because a Jewish guy told them that it's their turn to do it back to you for years of oppression in the past.
>>31938702I mean just by the marriage statistics right now the most unmarriageable women all live in America.
I don't deserve love.
>heartbroken men: guts from berserk>heartbroken women:I actually feel bad. Like, really bad. This is just sad, not even funny. I want to give women a hug, but then I'll just give them 50 types of ick since I'm not their ex.
>>31938703Countries who take high volumes of immigration, regardless of where the person comes from, don't reproduce. So I'm not surprised that western men are moving to Asia or the Middle East to marry and have kids.
new>>31938710>>31938710>>31938710
>>31938708>Middle East to marry and have kids.Dubai and Abu Dhabi are very western (for a middle eastern city) in terms of what they allow and don't allow. Low crime and very family friendly/focused with a big international immigrant community, its a great place to visit and grow up in.
>>31938706What?
>>31938705I don't deserve love. My penis is only 5.9 inches instead of 6, and I'm 5'11", not 6'0".
>>31937910This is hardly a constructive response. It barely even makes sense.
>>31938058An extended lifespan.Better quality of life.
>>31938256I guess it really depends on the works.
>>31938272I like man booty. Idk about normie women.
>>31938289$270~That's probably how much my sex toys all cost.
>>31938298Yeah I would want to keep my white pride dinner conversations at home.There's a reason I'm the favorite. I hide that shit the best.
>>31938310Despite me thinking they're sagging, mine actually stay maybe one rib above where my sternum ends.
>>31938316Not really. You can also look too good to be approached just with your face and some confidence. I practice model walk in grocery stores and most are very submissive to flee from my path.
>>31938351Ew cringeI'm more of a Passionate Lover.
>>31938390Idk, I kinda want to read her book she copublished.
>>31938482>20%Oh I'll put my pussy on you for free if you're my medium shirt white non balding sweetheart.
>>31938586She wants your cologne. (Maybe, hypothesized)
