Ask The Opposite Gender Anything...*blush*Architect Editionprev>>31938710
First for the femanon reading this <3
>>31941613Waiting for tsundere anon...
Explain the architecture of borgor.
Femanons, are you polyamorous?
How do I reveal my weird fetish stuff to a girl? We've been seeing each other for a month and had regular sex, but I want to sniff her panties and do stuff with her feet and pervert stuff like this, but I dont want to scare her away.
>>31941636Bottom bun, spread, pickles, beef patty, caramelized onions, American cheese, spread, top bun.>>31941635
>>31941637Nah, best I can do is threesome
>>31941636Top BunCaramelized OnionPattyBottom BunI am a slider enthusiast
>>31941636Ideal depends on your choice of toppings. But the "default" is patty, cheese, veg, condiments.
>>31941649Would you be with someone who is?
How do you feel about the ratio of salt to pepper on your Frankish Fries? I'm a pepper guy myself.
>>31941655>Frankish Friesyou're making me crave some...
>>31941655It occurs to me that I don't think I've ever been to a restaurant that did peppered fries. That sounds good.
I just watched the movie The Witches of Eastwick, about three women who each have one on one sex with the devil when he comes to town in a human disguise and it strengthens their female bonding and friendship with each other It made me wonder, do women usually bond in their female friend groups over having had the same male sexual partner? Especially if they've all had sex with him within a short timespan of each other?
>>31941637>Femanons, are you polyamorous?I'm anarchoamorous.
i want to get a text from a boy my age who likes me and get excited to know im going on a date and spend all day figuring out what i want to wear and doing my hair and worrying in a happy way.
>get off work at 5 >get home between 5:30 and 6>work out/cook dinner until 8>feel too tired to do anythingis this normal? I feel like my parents resent me for not seeing them every day like I used to
>>31941665Eskimo brothers and Eskimo sisters are a thing people bond over
50 years ago fat and balding men would have lots of women going after them. This what they took from you.
>>31941679sorry femanon but "boys" aren't 30+ years oldyou missed out on being a hoe
>>31941682>Eskimo brothers and Eskimo sistersWhat's that?
do you think medical professionals judge you for being fat and sickly?
>>31941679I want a girl to fall asleep in my arms.
>>31941655Fried in duck fat, light salt, light pepper, served with mayonnaise
>>31941691no
Can I have a big sister who pretends to listen to me GF?
>>31941685For what it's worth I'm skinny with a full head of hair and I don't have lots of women going after me
>>31941690>Eskimo BrothersWhen two or more dudes share the same "igloo" or hole for warmth>Eskimo SistersWhen two or more women share the same "eskimo"
>>31941696It's hard out there for a pimp.
>>31941690People who have the connection that they've both had sex with the same person. I once met a guy who'd had a rebound fling with the same female friend I'd had a rebound fling with after separate failed relationships on her part, and I thought, hey, we're Eskimo Brothers! It's more of a thing among heteros, since in LGBT circles pretty much everyone has had sex with everyone.
>>31941691yes they dothe one time I had surgery as an adult the guy made fun of me for being a fat ass then as I was coming out of it during the procedure I heard them talking about me having sleep apnea because I was fatI'm still fat (though I've lost 60lbs since) but I don't have sleep apnea anymore at least
>>31941690Eskimo sibling=person with whom you have a mutual prior sex partner. I know two guys who have both slept with the same girl. They are Eskimo brothers.
>>31941691The stuff that gets to them is fluids/pus and strong smells. And I'm not talking about normal BO. I'm talking, woman put a food item up her snatch a few months ago and she has a pungent yeast infection from the rot.
>>31941701>>31941704>>31941707Interesting, you learn something new every day!
How do you guys know when there's a new thread if it's never linked in the previous one?
>tfw Eskimo Brothers with your brother-in-law
>>31941685I'm clean faced with a Dorito jaw and luscious hair, but I also have increasing folds of fat and a thick belly from crappy eating habits and antidepressants It makes me feel like a grotesque monster who will never know love
>>31941679Should your boy use textspeak or proper English? Can boys use emojis or should only girls use emojis?
Men, I have to get a suit, any recommendations? Is tailoring worth it?
>>31941713but it was, retard >>31941629
>>31941712In case it wasn't clear I should mention that it is different from a 3 some, the use of the eskimo or the igloo is supposed to be separate incidences
>>31941636bunsauceavocadomushroombellpepperswisspattybun
Where to find a gf with a brother complex?
>>31941706>but I don't have sleep apnea anymore at leastCongratulations, and good luck with the rest of your journey.
>>31941713It was here >>31941629But generally if the thread gets slow and it's a page number close to falling off the board, I'll check to see if there's a new one.
>>31941654No
>>31941714Are you the guy I used to live in the same city as who raped his sister and she ruined a portion of her liver trying to commit suicide to escape her living situation with you? Because if so you're a piece of shit and you should be facing lethal injection for what you did. If that's you, fuck you.
>>31941723I'm not sure how that would be good for you if you weren't her brother
>>31941719But you're a woman. Those are for men.
>>31941728nta but what the fuck?
>>31941691I think it depends on the person. Some definitely do. Some have more of a "you know, it'd be easier to figure out what specifically was wrong with you if you were less fat/drunk/whatever, try to work with me here" attitude.
>>31941719wear pencil skirt if femaleof course you should have it tailored
>>31941728nigga it was a joke, you can be eskimo brothers with your brother-in-law without being a sisterfucker
>>31941713skill issue, also when the thread slows down and we're on page 9 I'll check out the catalog
>>31941720>>31941736Very angry children
>>31941729Preferably a girl who doesn't have a brother but "always wanted one"
>>31941731That was an actual family I knew maybe about 10 or more years ago. The single mother looking after both siblings was too anxious and depressed to keep her rapey son in check when he went after his sister. Ironically he was also a big 4chan troll and I'm sure I unknowingly spoke to him a few times back when I frequented /r9k/
>>31941723Japan probably, but then you have to face the hurdle of not being japanese
>>31941738I worked very hard on this OP, fuck you
>>31941717i dont know, do you like emojis? use emojis then.
>>31941691Hi certified medfag here They do. A nurse got in trouble for sending a patients mental health documentation to someone who posted it on social media
>tfw male with eating disorder>all the office ladies (who are skinnier than me) are jealous of my self-control when management orders lunch for us
>>31941691I am healthy aside from psychiatric anxiety and a mild legal drug habit but have also gained a lot of weight over the past two years. Doctors' checkups usually involve a lot of tests for diabetes and thyroid problems.
>Chad anon stealing all the women again
>>31941746I already have my own opinions on emojis, I come to this thread to ask other people their opinions on things. It's over.
>>31941750i got thyroid problems + something wrong with my liver myselffeels bad man
>someone mistook my friend for my son>my friend is just 2 years younger than meAm I fucked on dating for now? Will I have to only either go after older women or wait until I'm older to date?
>>31941758well i'm a bad person to ask. ive never had a text friend.
>>31941749I'm a guy who used to have an eating disorder, for some reason I got way more action when I was deathly skinny than I do now at a healthy weight. I don't miss starving myself but damn did the women like it
>>31941749I have an eating disorderI eat dis order
>>31941613Is this sound advice? https://x.com/TicTocTick/status/1831132797949358497?t=0hZeZOCXCa-mw72Vfl-THA&s=19
>>31941738They are mean and get a ( Y o u ) but I try and give a thoughtful response just to be ignored? :(
I fucking hate women so much
>>31941762at least you haven't had your girlfriend mistaken as your sister
>>31941710Can confirm. Some of my relatives are medfags, and the worst story I heard was some morbidly obese black woman having the decayed remnants of a miscarriage buried in her flab.
>>31941770The crash is now
>>31941766Also M and have gone back and forth in BMI. To a lot of people "deathly skinny" IS a healthy weight. I've also had people judge the shit out of me and assume malicious intent (like that I'm a sexual predator, dangerous mental case, potentially violent etc.) when I'm overweight. Ironically people I meet usually assume I'm a good and decent person when I'm stick thin.
>>31941772hating women is for fags
>>31941726>>31941726>>31941771>>31941771+tip
>>31941762You'll have the pick of the daddy issues. Does your friend have a baby face? How old are you?
>>31941773not the same but there's this girl I like who always makes comments that we look alike and could be twinsI think she's just fucking with me but it makes me wonder, we're both kind of androgynous
>>31941778Wrong, not hating women is extremely gay.
>>31941778A man having gay anal sex with another man when he could be pleasuring a woman instead is an act of misogyny and anti-woman hatred
do more girls than you would think have to shave their face?I swear this girl I work with sometimes has stubble. I don't think she's trans or anything because she looks feminine and talks about her period.
>>31941770Rent is so bad that most people can’t afford saving for a house. If you can buy a house do it
>>31941787brb downloading Grindr
>>31941775Flab meaning in her vagina, in the folds of her vulva, or the folds of her stomach?
>>31941789A lot of girls get a little bit of hair on their upper lip, the thing is most women shave/wax it
>>31941791I wish I could casually buy a mansion on Koh Samui and spend every day drinking 4 x 100's on the beach
every gay dude I've met was really casual about being misogynisticwonder why that is
>>31941779You are too kind to me, I am crying, thank you
>>31941787But that man is an ugly man, which would be either rape or at least not her preference if it were a woman, which is an act of misogyny and anti-woman hatred.
>>31941789Girls with PCOS can get pretty thick hairs on their face
>>31941798they truly treat women as equals
>>31941798that reminds me that the novella that was adapted into Hellraiser (The Hellbound Heart) is really REALLY redpilled on the true nature of women and it was written by a fag
men, would you hate me if i didn't eat slow and dainty but ate in big big bites like a starving dog? i never learned manners. i probably should learn them and try to not humiliate myself publically but every time i get food i feel like i have to eat it fast or it will go away
>>31941802But they're not equals though?
>>31941799You are a more valuable person than the world will ever recognise.
>>31941806desirable quality
>>31941806I eat like this too, but I'd still hate you because I hate women.
>>31941789Yes if she's Italian, Greek, middle eastern, etc she may struggle with facial hair, body hair, with a unibrow, hair on toes, nose hair....
>>31941793Stomach, I think.
>>31941807doesn't affect how they treat them
>>31941806I don't mind.What bothers me is if that translates into poor impulse control and/or being fat.
>>31941813Wow, horrific. I can't imagine how I'd feel.
>>31941789I do get a moustache kinda. Bugs the shit out of me but it's fairly light.
>>31941806That's me and that's two of my friends so there are at least 4 people in this world who could sit down at a table together and eat a whole meal like that and nobody would care.
>>31941803You should read Imajica for a study in contrasts. It's a giant two volume epic fantasy with a feminist message about evil patriarchal men supplanting a peaceful society of goddess worship, and the villain who represents patriarchy is literally Xenomorph Jesus.
>>31941780I am 26. But I am prematurely bald, so I guess I just have to wait until I get in an age group where that is less of an issue.
>>31941806You can be as feral as you like. I can teach you if you decide you want to learn.
Do women agree with this chart about the attractiveness of male hobbies? I think "Reading" being number one is total bullshit. Women are just saying that to give the impression that they read.
>>31941789>>31941821Girl moustaches are the absolute worst and I beg of you to get it permanently removed if possible or wax it otherwiseAn 11/10 could be made into a -40/10 with a moustache or even stubble from shaving, god how horrifying
>download Happn>make extremely basic profile and start swiping>every woman is Asian, thin, and mid-30s>two of them immediately match with me and message me firstThis app is a scam, right?
>>31941827this bitch I was hanging out with this weekend said she's read 100 books already this year or something crazy, not even audiobooksI call bullshit
>>31941827>attractiveness of hobbies90% of that is irrelevant if the guy is physically attractive. 100% of it is irrelevant if he's also sociable.
>>31941827MI think this is more a reflection of 'someone who would consider x thing a hobby' rather than the action itself. Like, someone who watches porn when they're jerking off is in a different ballpark to someone who considers porn their 'hobby'
>>31941827As a "true" reader, I can confirm that most people who claim to like reading either don't read at all or read the worst books imaginable. It's like how everyone on dating apps say they like hiking
>>31941827None of it literally matters, you think a handsome as fuck guy is gonna walk up to her with his perfect jaw, bicep vein and say hi shes gonna think "WOW I BET THIS GUY READS A LOT"I LOVE WELL REAS GUYSNo nigga, she sees a handsome confident guy, gets itch between her legs and thats all she wrote.
>>31941829>tfw no 10/10 ethnic Palestinian woman with a deep natural tan and light facial hair on her upper lip
My girlfriend was thinking of coming over after time with her friend tonight and said she’d let me know. She just texted me “Hi, try not to enjoy the extra space in your bed too much tn,” This is clearly her saying shes not coming over but why does this feel cold lol
>>31941836This is true, I mostly read speculative books by futurologists, you know, Alvin Toffler stuff
>>31941832>~2.5 days per bookThat's pretty reasonable assuming some are short books and she's a fast reader.
>>31941841A 10/10 [insert shithole here] woman is a commodity that their family uses to gain the favour of the rich.
>>31941832This isn't crazy if you read for a hobby.
Is it hard to get pants that fit women?
>>31941842>why does this feel cold lolBecause it sounds cold.
>>31941827Does this imply that those hobbies are unattractive or that the women are indifferent to them? There is a difference.
>>31941844>>31941847maybe I'm retarded but I only ever read that quickly if I'm really REALLY into a book and have literally nothing else to dolike last time I did that I was on vacation from work and it was a shitty Americanized wuxia novel
>>31941844If someone primarily reads short novels I'm going to look down on them
Women, where do you like to be massaged most?
>>31941854Regardless of the quality of the novel?
>>31941844Whenever a woman has read that many books in a year it's always those booktok smut novels written at an 8th grade reading level.
>>31941850For me it is. If it actually fits my fat fucking thighs it's usually too big for the rest of me.
AHHHHHH BLONDE WOMEN SAVE ME I'M DROWNING AHHHHH
>>31941859Yes. It shows a lack of endurance and dedication
>>31941842She's trying to be tongue in cheek about it. She's trying to be blasé about it to make it feel like it isn't a big deal because she worries it is a big deal and she's disappointing you. Even though you said it's okay if she just wanted to chill at home.
>>31941854That's kind of elitist.
>>31941862
>>31941860I tried to read one of those once out of morbid curiosity... never again
Hey guys just wanted to let you know that life is hell adn everything is suffering and that I'm a bad person and that if you take chances you WILL fail and get hurt. How bad would it be if I drank on an empty stomach after not eating for 16 hours?
>>31941863Even if she immediately picks up the next one? 100 short novels seems pretty committed.
>>31941863Do you look down on sprinters for not being marathon runners?
>>31941860>it's always those booktok smut novels written at an 8th grade reading level.I hate seeing women read this kind of thing because I don't want to be judgmental but I can't stop it
>>31941868>How bad would it be if I drank on an empty stomach after not eating for 16 hours?I do that every friday night lmao
>>31941853Reading books is like popcorn to some people. On top of that you can use all your spare time to read. If I am really into a book I read it on the shitter, on my lunchbreak, read it in lieu of other hobbies or shitposting/browsing the internet>>31941863I disagree. Some physically short books can pack a lot of information. I spent more time on a 150 page book (about 1 month) than I did a 400 page book (a few days) for that reason.
>>31941854Nobody likes an elitist. When you have this attitude, you're not hurting them, you're only hurting yourself in the long run.
>>31941863I shouldn't need to feel that reading a book is something that requires endurance. You seem like the kind of person that belittles people for not reading stuff like Kant's Critique of Pure Reason.
Women, what are your thoughts on David Goggins?
>>31941868QT is that you?
I can't go to /lit/ anymore but I read Thus Spoke Zarathustra, enjoyed it, then realized I only understood like 10% of it at most :(
>>31941863Making your reading about "quantity of books/words read" and "endurance" is ridiculous nonsense.
>>31941872Wqhat does it do to you>>31941880no
>>31941878I like him, he's a softie but with a good heart. Military dudes are scary though, feels like they might kill someone after a nightmare due to PTSD.
>>31941881It hurts being a midwit
>>31941851>>31941864I don’t care what she wants to chill at home but damn It almost sounds intentional and like she’s trying to push me off or some shit I honestly don’t know how to feel about that lol
>>31941878NAGGoggins is a giant masochist. Following his advice won't improve your life or make you happy - it will only really be effective if the only thing you can think to do is run away from your problems and thoughts and feelings.
>>31941881A general rule of thumb when it comes to reading difficult texts is that you're never going to fully understand it all on the first read, so get that notion out of your head and stop beating yourself up about it. If you can read something like that and come away with the basic ideas, you're good -- repeated readings will illuminate more and more but don't expect it all to happen the first time around
>>31941890What if you gave your girlfriend the benefit of the doubt and figure that she's either doing fine or being insecure, instead of the option that she's on the verge of breaking up with you? Do you have self esteem issues?
>>31941862Looks like a tranny
>>31941891 can feel the seethe radiating from the utter lack of effort placed in this image
>>31941887Believe it or not but thats literally me
>>31941907You've read Ulysses?
>>31941900Hahahaha I don’t think she’s on the verge of breaking up with me I just wish she was more open and honest in telling me what she’s thinking and feeling instead of making funny remarks
>>31941910No.But i look like that ogre
>>31941915That's women for you lol
>>31941885>Wqhat does it do to youyou get very drunk very fastfeels amazingbut don't let yourself drink too muchthats why my mattress still smells like puke
>>31941887Kinda sorta me>>31941910Yes
>>31941905I can see you're clutching at straws trying to find a 'gotcha' towards criticism of your surrogate father figure
>>31941827Is there a guy version of this?
>>31941916Okay, well go read Ulysses. Or at least Dubliners.
>>31941907I believe it because he is also literally me
>>31939381>How do I repent?https://www.youtube.com/shorts/qTGZQUirjMg
>>31941922No, because guys don't pretend to care about a woman's hobbies.
>>31941931Based and true
I honestly feel like listening to a good youtube essay on a topic is probably a better use of time than reading a random novel.
>>31941936Please be bait please be bait please be bait
>>31941923It wont make me smarterI lift metal
>>31941938what if its not baitwhat if its my legitimate dogshit opinionwhat then
how do you accept yourself more?
>>31941941Then I'm calling in a drone strike
>>31941827Is manosphere really a hobby?...
>>31941940If you value exercise then you should recognize that your mind needs to be exercised too.
>>31941948I guess it is if you spends hours every week listening to all the podcasts.
>>31941921>fault finding a namefag for having even a "crumb" of positive notorietyYou're post is ironic seeing as you're defending your MS paint artwork so insistently as profound.>ugh heterosexual men who work out, ickNah bro, it's *me* who's coping
State genderFavorite Pokemon type?
>>31941950Does media consumption count as a hobby?
>>31941955If reading does then I don't see why not.
>>31941953MIm a sucker for ghost types
>>31941953I like my Pokemon like I like my women: dark
>>31941953M. Ground.
>>31941953F Water
>>31941958Alright, thats a valid argument.
>>31941953MaleI always pick the water starter, but I treat all types equally after that.
>>31941931>No, because guys don't pretend to care about a woman's hobbies.I do, that's why I asked.
>>31941953MBug
>>31941952This is the most autistic reply I have ever seen. No wonder a shitty paint meme made to make fun of you cut so deep>bringing up "heterosexuality" for no reasonfucking what lmao
>>31941974I'm sorry Game Freak hates you and thinks all your favorites should be jobbers.
>>31941976It's okay, it gives me an excuse for when I get folded.
>>31941953F Normal unironically.
Men, please rate out of 10 how much you like your dick, and if you'd prefer anything different and why.Women, please rate out of 10 how much you like you boobs, and if you'd prefer anything different and why.Sorry for the dup in the other thread, didnt realize there was a new one
>>31941975You laugh because you're still too dumb to engage with reality using words. That shit stops working after middle school, but you didn't catch the memo. ez no rematch
>>31941985Tell me about your Miltank...
>>3194198610/10. When I'm flaccid it's hilariously tiny, but then it grows to nearly 8 inches.
>>31941987I really do feel sorry for aspies like you sometimes. They really can't help themselves because they'll always latch onto "self-help" methods that harm them in the long run.> you're still too dumb to engage with reality using words. Brevity is the soul of wit and you're hilariously mistaken if you think writing more words equals more right
>>319419869/10. I wish it didn't curve as much as it does but I've never gotten any complaints so I'm content with it I guess
>>31941986>Men, please rate out of 10 how much you like your dick6/10, it's fine. It's like an old beater than still gets you to work and back.
Women, is there anything a guy who's on your positive side could do to make you horny for him? Basic might be showing off muscle or doing your taxes?
>>31942004Eating his own cum.
>>31941986I guess 6 or 7/10.I'm seven and a half inches, and it seems like I'm too big for normie women, but not big enough for the size queens.
>>319419864/10It bothers the fuck out of me because even though it is objectively not small it still looks small on me.
>>31941988It's pretty robust and can handle quite a bit of action. It makes a big impact and knows how to shake things up. It's quite the handful.
>>31941986I HATE MY DICK ITS SO TINY OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG OMG OMG ITS SO BAD!!!!!!! EVERY TIME I LOOK IN THE MIRROR! I GET SO ANGRY AND I PUNCH TEH AIR OVER AND OVER AGAIN! I WISH I WWAS DEAD I WISH MY PARENTS WERE DEAD FOR HAVING ME!!!!! I HATE MY PENIS SO MUCH!!! CUT IT OFF ME FOR GODS SAKES IM GONNA BECOME A GIRL NOW!
>>31941997>changes his typing style after a single btfoNo one is shilling self-help, you're too neurotic. if it were just an image of a dude gaming and being depressed it would have been "so relatable", but it's a dude exercising, which is wrong because "it just is". You see men exercising and feel hurt jus tby seeing them, that's a skill issue.
>>31942006I know what I have do but I do not know if I have the strength to do it
>>31942010Your rollout was super effective and Anon fainted.
>>31941986The biggest problem with my dick is that its a virgin dick
>>31940926old chinese stories are funny because they'll be like>Hello friend pal guy brother, I have brought you a stick>Thank you brother savior master, but that stick is too good for me! I can't accept your stick>Please son blood bon sibling, accept my stick>...You twisted my arm, I thank you for the stickBecause just saying "thanks" outright would be rudeNot as common in modern shit but you still see it sometimes, mostly "I won't be polite, I will take this thing you are giving me"
>>31941919okay i did itDoes anyone want to play games today. I feel like shit and need a distraction
>>31942013>changes his typing styleThere's no self-help for autism this severe.>You see men exercising and feel hurt jus tby seeing them, that's a skill issue.The image went right over your head. That doesn't matter, because it's there to mock you.
>>31942023how much did you drink?
FemanonsIf you could choose one language for a guy you were interested in to have as a second language, which would it be?
>>31941953MaleWhichever one hates foids the most
>>31942027Hindi
if a girl were to ask for your number how attractive would she have to be 1-10 to get it
>>31942017Milk Drink let's me keep things flowing smoothly and stay in the game.
>>319420321
>>31942028Fighting probably.
>>319420326
>>31942028Fighting type it is, all gymbros hate women.
>>31942028>>31941635
>>31941986Breasts 6-7/10, sometimes I wish they were bigger and that my areolas weren't so pale Vagina 2/10, I wish it was an innie and that my inner labia weren't so dark
>>31942036=(
>>31942039>I wish it was an innie and that my inner labia weren't so darkTrust me, most people don't give a shit about that
>>31942032Less than an 8.
>>31942027French
>>31941986Why is it always boobs and never ass?
>>31941850>>31941861Is this why I see flared pants on women EVERYWHERE now? It's like we're suddenly back in the 70s.
>>31942023what kind
>>31942042Sorry, I don't want to give any false hope to someone who I don't find terribly attractive
>>31942032Probably three or four
>>319420323.5 I admire the initiative
>>31942024You were caught, that's why it's funny.>The image went right over your head. That doesn't matterYou won't explain it because you can't, you just kneejerk "posted a funny" also there's nothing to explain, it's a drawing. impulsive, lethargic, corn syrup behavior.
>>31942047That's just women's fashion. These things go in cycles.
>>31942026a few shots i think I didn't really measure it >>31942048a puzzle maybe
>>31941635When did tsundere anon become a character here
feeding women baby carrots at 2AM
>>31942046You know why
>>31941922No, there's not even a girl version of this. From the actual site:"Our sample was a convenience sample of 814 participants (48% female)."They literally quizzed more men than women. This isn't a list of what women like, its a list of what men think women like, with some women involved.
>>31942032o_0 im always giving socials if it's for a social setting. The only reason to not give soc/info is for like religious zealots or spammers or scammers. Even for work stuff, networking is important. Overall, making friends is important and there's little reason to not give.
>>31942046NTA (also moid) but it seems like women with big asses are at least content if not glad that they have a booty. Where's women with large breasts seem to at best tolerate them.
>>31942037Women hate gymbros not other way around.T. Gymbro who loves.women but they get nauseous when they see him
>>31942046You can grow your ass but you can't grow your boobs.
>>31941868>I'm a bad person and that if you take chances you WILL fail and get hurt.Do you want to talk about it anon?
>>31942068>Women hate gymbrosIncorrect. Your face must be busted.
>>31941637.... yes..
>>31942072My face is in fact, busted.
>>31942068You love women's bodies, but you resent women for their hearts and minds and souls. You specifically, I mean.
>>31941953MaleGrass
>>31942046I mean, a more apt comparison would've been dick and vag, pecs and boobs, ass and ass, abs and waist, etc.
>>31942076Like being kicked out of 109 countries, eventually women must be doing something to be this universally disliked
>>31942068No no, anon is right. Women hate gymbros so in turn gymbros hate women. Its a viscous cycle
>>31941695I don't think I'd pretend to listen, hun
>>31942046You can't change boobs and penis. You can change ass or thighs or arms
>>31942076How did you know...Maybe if i disliked women personalities less they would love me more, or just a little at least
State genderis it easier to be a man or a woman?
What video game character would you want to spend a night with?State gender
>>31942071No I need to try and stop crying
>>31942088M, man
>>31942081We're doing comparable insecurities, not comparable functionalities.
>>31942084>a viscous cycleyes, thick and syrupy
>>31942086>You can't change boobsAnon, that's gottta be the most popular plastic surgery.
>>31942094Its where the protein is stored
>>31942084You mean vicious>>31942088Being a woman is living life on tutorial mode.Maybe except really really ugly woman
>>31942089Dr. EggmanMale
>>31941986MAs with everything else about me, its wholly average. 6 inches, straight, no weird curvitures, etc etc.So 8/10. Not a microdick, not cut, no issues outside of that extremely common one that apparently > 50% of men get where the tubes in the balls get fucky>>31942046Ass is pretty easy to upgrade naturally via excersize, especially for women. I didn't even try to make mine bigger and I'm a guy who naturally stores less fat and its still the second fastest part of my body to grow when I started working out (after chest).
>>31942087>How did you know...Because you're a regular in this thread and all you do is lust over women's bodies while complaining about women's hearts and minds.
>>31942088MThat entirely depends on what you mean by 'easier' and whether we're taking all examples into account.>>31942095Silicone parts were made for toys.
State gender, and be honest, how easy is it to get in bed with you/in your pants? How would the opp. gender do it in the best way?
>>31942099hearty kek
>>31942088I've actually been both and I'd say no side has it easier, they both have different issues.
Why do women unanimously agree to shoulder every negative criticism as a group, but then treat compliments as "totally personal".
>>31942097>You mean viciousNo I didn't. I said what I said.
>>31941789I have pcos and I have thick hairs I try to keep shaved. >>31941801 is true.
>>31942103M, I'm currently going through a fakecel arc so it would be very difficult
>>31942089FHerobrine
>>31942103MNear impossible. I am a pussy and will kick a woman who comes onto me out of my home.
>>31942106>I've actually been both
>>31942103M.Quite easy. The hard part is getting to my heart.
>>31942101HmmMaybe i should change my repertoire>>31942103In my mind im a giga manwhoreBut when push comes to shove im literally afraid of romantic / Sexual interaction T. Had occassion to fuck 3 times
>>31942109>Why do women do this thing I say they do?Can we at least try to ask good questions here guys?
the data's from 1953, but damn it must suck to be a woman.
>>31942120Why do women make such unreasonable demands?
>>31942120What is a question you would like to answer?
>>31942070>>31942086You can "change" boobs through pregnancy, but you can only build a muscle butt and can't change the fat distribution there.
>>31942116So have you. Don't tell me this is your first incarnation.
>>31942103MProbably hard. I was nearly raped by a girl once but I was like 10 and didn't know what was happening, I think that fucked up my sexuality so I'm very indifferent on it
>>31942103MShe just has to tell me, its not that difficult.>How would the opp. gender do it in the best way?"Come over"No need for theatrics or anything
>>31942128who cares, muscle butts are hot <3
>>31942123hehcum-ulative
>>31942116Long story. Biological female that transitioned due to societal issues, realized she messed up, and detransitioned. I still have my tits and everything.
>>31941827my ranking as a female friendless schizoid from most to least attractive and also whygardening - i like seeing men work with their hands and i like this too so we can garden together :)swimming - i want my partner to be athletic and i freedive so again we can do it togetherplaying music - i like music!cooking - cooking is sensual and erotic to me. i want to see my husband in an apron and i want to slow dance and hold onto him while he cookswoodworking - i would like watching him use his hands but hate the machine soundshiking - i like hiking too. and camping.astronomy - i love the moon and i love the stars. i want to lay on a hill and let him tell me a hundred things about the sky. i think someone who loves the sky like that would be veyr full of wonder. i want to share that.cosplay - i dress up too so it would be fun to do togetherphotography - i like pretty pictures. maybe he would like taking pictures of me and i could try to see myself how he sees me. he would have to promise not to upload them anywhere though. just local digital copies. comics - i like comics as well, it would be kind of relieving to have someone who knows more who can make it easier to get intomtg - it's obviously very dorky but it's a game and it's a puzzle and i can appreciate those elements even if itself is hard to enjoy for meblacksmithing - don't you dare go hollow
>>31942137
>>31941827>>31942138archery - very cool but i feel like it would be like having an exotic pet who has to be taken out to be enriched properlyreading - i feel like i would be outclassed intellectually. reading is hard for me, i don't want him to treat me with disdain because i'm not as well read as him.languages - cool but i feel like i would feel pressured to learn some along with him so we could share that and languages are hard to learn.painting - i think i feel somewhat neutral about this. its not unattractive or attractive. you can paint, i will smile and say i like themwriting - it seems to me a hobbyist writer is mostly concerned with worrying about not writing enough more than enjoying writing.traveling - i want to go on small trips only and then go home very soon. i don't like going around the world.anime - i like anime too, but having it as a hobby implies a fanaticism i am concerned with. there's also a big divide between good shows and effectively just softcore porn. makeup - i have too many questionsfunko - proof that you are weak to propogandaporn - as a fucking HOBBY?!??!? GROSSdrinking - addiction bad, dabbling finegambling - addiction bad, dabbling finemarijuana - addiction bad, dabbling finecrypto - gambling but without the funcigars - STINKY. FUCK THIS. ruins our kisses. you should taste good for me.arguing online - faggotdebating - faggot and pseudclubbing - whoremanosphere - the death of intelligent thought. "LALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!!" the philosophy.
>>31942115I forgot the followupI have to really desire her, caring for her so much that it overrides my urge to avoid intimacy.
>>31941827I hard agree with the image. But me personally, I wouldn't mind a cosplay/anime/crypto/makeup man.I know, normie girls think that's cringe but that intrests me.
>Multiple women have approached me and spontaneously started conversations in the past few days >Utterly incapable of making casual conversation, come across as cold and uninterestedHow do I stop being such a social retard?
State gender, you get to touch with you hands only any part of your hypothetical or real SO without zero repercussions: which part of their body do you choose?In general, what part of them do you like best?
>>31942043I know for most guys it's not a cause for rejection, but it's not something they find attractive either. I would love to feel like he actually finds it beautiful, rather than knowing it's just being tolerated
>>31942138cool pic >>31942137trans (girl to guy) are hot, ive known 3 and they were all essentially just the tomboy ideal, except at the age when women stop doing that and become very samey>>31942148finger her'remouth
>>31942148I boop her snoot
>>31942148M>zero repercussionsbutthole>In general, what part of them do you like best?armpits but thats not really a touch thing thats a smell thing. if it has to be a touch thing then its the neck.
>>31942138why are you friendless? Are you really schizophrenic?
>>31942138>>31942142I think we should get along pretty wellThank you for your indepth analysisThoughts about gymrats, guys who train for strenght gains autistically?
>>31942148ButtcheeksI would grope her all day
>>31941984>>31941974Fuck>no guzma bf
>>31942148M, honestly I really want to give a woman a massage again. I'm best at the upper back. I get a rush out of releasing all her tension, having her nearly melting in my hands.Generally, I think I like hair the most.
>>31942138>i want to see my husband in an apron and i want to slow dance and hold onto him while he cooksOops!*hot oil from the pan spatters onto you*Sorry...
I wonder if everyone puts hiking on their profile simply because everyone else does, or is it because women put it because its a "get men to take me places somewhere cool" hobby and men put it because women put it? its fucking everywhere, on both genders.t. bi
Your hot gf says this:>hey could you please take pic of me rq>Im going to post it on ig for my followers to see hahaWyd
>>31941986>Men, please rate out of 10 how much you like your dick, and if you'd prefer anything different and why.6/10.I'm on the larger side at 7.5" x 6.5," which has gotten me kicked out of bed a few times.I'd change to 6.5" x 6.0" if I could.My dick is also an unusual magenta color that looks a bit odd when the rest of me is rather pale. I'd also like my anteater back, and heal my circumcision scar while you're at it!Oh, and my cum glows in the dark. I might turn a woman into a mutant if I ever lose my virginity.
>>31942103Six months ago all a woman would need to get me in bed is to not be obese and ask me. Now I hate women with all my heart and soul, so none of them really have a chance.
>>31942055You aren't witty enough to post a good reply. Just stop trying.
>>31942164hair goodtop 3 parts of body?for me its mouth, hair, eyes, if those look good you could be a landwhale and i wouldnt care much
>>31942167I wouldn't be dating a woman who posts stuff like that in the first place
>>31942167I appreciate a gf who looks good, and idrc if she posts it online cuz everyone does.
>>31942137So you've been a woman, but you've never been a man. Got it.
>>31942166you are right
>>31942167rimmable
>>31942166I think it's an easy "catch all" since it's essentially just going for a long walk.
>>31942167take the picwhip out my dickmove hand up and downcum real quickneed to show the world she's mine by marking her first
>>31942103MaleI have to marry her first, and she'd have to say yes to the proposal.
>>31942148I punch her in the belly
>>31942170>I settled on my weird cope nearly an hour lateryou won.
>>31942172Hair, eyes, hands. It's not like I get a boner from them or anything, but I could sit there and study a girl's hair or eyes or hands for a while and enjoy it.
>>31942167I'd wonder how I ended up dating such a worthless cunt, then go home and block her.
Need whore girlfriend to post on whatever the fuck IG is and parade in slutty outfits and have threesomes with
>>31942180A walk that's far away from your normal hangouts, a walk that you have to drive to and pack drinks/snacks/supplies for. I like hiking in theory but in practice I never do it. For now, I just go on regular walks that aren't hikes.
>>31942148I put two fingertips on his forehead.
>>31942188I had this and then ended up cropped out on her onlyfans page
>>31942184>I don't like the artstyle of your ms paint meme>um you changed your post format>uhh there was too much of a delay between replies, yikes!
>>31942193chat is this real?
>>31942193Yikes, anon. Was it MFM?
god i need an exhibitionist gf who loves wearing skimpy bikinis
>>31942196>>31942200yeah it was mmf
>>31942203I wanna wear skimpy bikinis and drive to the beach.
>>31942155well firstly schizoid isn't the same as schizophrenic but also i may actually be schizophrenic as well. i tick all of the symptom categories except for delusions. it may be due to other things but i am at the very least experiencing the reality of schizophrenia even if it comes from something else. i am friendless because of many things i could name and many things i wonder about and am unsure about. i do try my best.
>>31942178Dont get me wrong i think her ass, and her both look lovelyButShe herself cried in comments how she wants a family and a husband, little did she know a good guy wont put a ring on that even if shes a great girl, because she got memed by fitness industry into showing off her butthole onlineAt first when i found her profile I thought shes doing escorting
>>31942209Me tooI'm trans btw
>>31942192i havent seen naruto, what does this mean? Do they die or something like in Kill Bill?
Anyone else here literally can't imagine being liked by someone enough for them to want to be with you romantically?
>>31942210>i do try my best:( I feel ya. Gl to you
>>31942214That's a mental/emotional wound that only heals with intimacy
>>31942214I was like this for a while. Now I can't imagine liking a woman enough to want to be with her romantically. I hate women.
>>31942209do you like being the big spoon during cuddling
>>31942158it feels like an unhinged thing to do i am sorry to say. like eating disorders. body image problems. obsessive compulsive behavior. it would be difficult i think. its definitely concerning to be obsessed with pushing your body in this way without even being in a sport. obsessed with training for a challenge that will never come. the strength gained by power lifting isn't often translatable as practical strength.
>>31942215thank you.
>>31942216Sounds an awful lot like needing 10 years of experience to flip burgers
>>31942148Touching without repercussion is kind of the whole point of having an SO in the first place and guess what? You don't have to choose just one part of their body, you can pretty much touch the entire thing
Is it fair to date guys if I have no self esteem?
Men, where is your pride?
>>31942226No way around getting asskicked by life anon. After enough beatings shit mellows out.
>>31942231No, you'll likely be a miserable partner>t. guy who's dated girls with no self esteem
>>31942166I think people use it as a shorthand to indicate they're reasonably active and go outside sometimes
>>31942231No, you'll ruin your relationship and cause him mental and physical damage
>>31942234Burned, smelted, and forged into a deep and abiding hatred for women.
>>31942235But vicious cycles only get worse?
>>31942231Learn to love yourself before asking someone else to love you. Otherwise you'll be too dependent on them for love.
>>31942223UnderstandableI will now kill myself
>>31942231Only if it can be cured with cock and affection. Incurable low self esteem is mental illness, you'll need to fix that or you'll just be a liability or preyed upon.>>31942245It's only vicious if you perpetuate the vicious part. If you're hurt reacting negatively will just multiply the hurt.
>>31942231am guy. I have very very low self esteem. Trick is to not let it affect other peoples lives. Everyone is allowed to have problems, but if it affects other people, then it's an issue.If you start dating a guy but you won't let him do nice things for you, then that's an issue. If he can't give compliments or hugs, that's an issue. If you cant undress in front of him or eat in front of him or the lights need to be off during sex, that's an issue. Im not gonna say don't have yourself, cuz that'd be hypocritical of me, but just don't let it be a burden onto others.
The muscles that move my eyeballs hurt. Girls, what should I do to alleviate this?
>>31942073GrossKys
>>31942091Are you drunk enough to talk about it yet?
>>31942103>how easy is it to get in bed with you/in your pants?FFairly easy. I'm just abstaining from the hunt rn.>How would the opp. gender do it in the best way?Just love bomb the shit out of me.I'll pay for it later. Die just a little bit more.Love is my hard drug. I'll lose my life to it.Trust is my blood. And I just want a family.
>>31942234What pride The moment i voice my opinions I get called an virgin, incel, ugly, bald, fat, broke etcIts just easier to not interact with women at all
Femanons, how rough do you want your bf to be?
>>31942260Eye drops, see a doctor asap
>>31942264>love bombeasy, got it
He's literally me, and I want to do more to make the world a worse place, particularly for women. How can I achieve this?
How do women manage to cook when they all have terrible quality knives they don't sharpen ever?
>>31942275R word, F word, P word and H word is the final straw
>>31942264>>31942274What does love bomb mean??
>>31942231If the guy gives you compliments and physical affection and basically adores/worships you all the time, would that not help? Does it only work if you still have respect for him when he does this stuff?
>>31942272You really think I need to go to the doctor? Isn't it just the result of stress and eyestrain?
>>31942277knife always sharp enough when your ex is chad
>>31942258>have no reason to believe intimacy is attainable>have repeatedly received negative experiences>expected to keep trying like nothing's wrong and actually all those experiences were aberrationsuh what
femanons do you even notice or care when a guy is nice to you?
>>31942279Oh baby, don't feel bad for not knowing. It just means you're a pure soul who hasn't been hurt by the world yet. God, I'm so crazy about you. You really are the best, you know. You deserve the whole world. I can't get the world for you just yet, all I can give you right now is this kiss, mwah. And another, mwah. More still, mwah mwah mwah. You're so sweet, I can't get enough of you. I'm sorry about punching that hole in your wall, you just drive me crazy sometimes. mwah. I'm sorry you have to keep washing my dishes and doing my laundry and cleaning up after me, I just forget to wash my dishes or do my laundry or clean up after myself sometimes, ha ha, that's just the way I am, you know? And being the sweetest sweet sweetie in the world is just how you are, mwah. Don't worry, all that negativity is behind us now, because I'll never ever ever let you down again. And if I do let you down anyway then it'll still be okay, because I love you. Mwah.
Femanons, if I watch sports but don't watch the women's version of sports, is that sexist?
>>31942293>expected to keep trying like nothing's wrong and actually all those experiences were aberrationsYes actually.Everything on earth is the lottery. Some of it is pay to play, some of it is free. some of it is predetermined. there's enough lotteries to get everything you want with what you have. Ignore doom hypotheticals, they don't count.
>>31942304It's being sweetly condescending-as-shit?
Squeeze the air out of femanon's lungs and make her face wet with kisses
>>31942286That's possible. But just in case
femanons do you think less of a guy who watches girly drama shows?
>>31942304This basically means you are fucking stupid, lack better judgement and deserve all the bad things happening to you Man or a woman, fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me.
>>31942309It's bombarding you with love as a distraction to make you stop thinking about all the bad parts of your relationship.
>>31942301I really do. It makes my day but it got ruined today, it was still nice that he was kind
>>31942314Bless your heart
What is some readily accessible information that you feel people are suffering unnecessarily, due to not knowing it exists?
>>31942313Nah it means we I can ask him questions about the show and spoilers
>>31942316Ah I see. Sort of like gaslighting.>no, no, I love you, so everything is fine; if anything is wrong, it's on you
>>31942320>Others' rights and needs take precedence over mineThey literally do though, there is no reason why I shouldn't come last.
>>31942307No, I refuse to humiliate myself further by insisting on failing more.
Why does he love me if I have so many red flags?
>>31942327You're a distraction while he makes moves on other girls.
>>31942327Because his favorite Pokemon type is fire.
>>31942311Same except tears instead of kisses
>>31942327The value of women has been disastrously overinflated to the point where getting one to pay any attention at all to you is already a herculean feat
>>31942327He doesn't have many options and has to settle with you
>>31942331Water?
Nibbling on femanon's cheeks like how owls kiss
>>31942337That's some Jack and Jill shit right there.
>>31942324You're correct, but you're also involuntarily harboring resentment for unmet needs.
I want men men men men men men men men men men men men
Dying of old age and being buried with beloved femanon (also dead of old age).
Women (and men guess too) would be happier if they were willing to step away from shitty men instead of ignoring obvious red flags because they get funny feeling between their legs.Getting violent?That's your ass GONECaught doing gambling or drugs? GONE.Weird contacts with exes and whatever? GONEbut women are too terrified of being alone to ever step away without jumping on another dick first
Femanons are acting straight againAre they ovulating?
>>31942344Wait a minute, this is an advertisement.
>>31942345*Plaps you*
>>31941691If you look like a lower class person, yes. And fatness is correlated with lower class, so if you are fat and have other signs...
>>31942344>involuntarily harboring resentment for unmet needs.That's the most polite way to call someone an incel I've ever heard.
>>31942345I got youhttps://youtu.be/eLkZTJczirU?si=oB3BRxY1NDEXZ15m
>>31942345in Japanese "men" means "noodles"
>talking with a girl on ig>she reached out to me first on dating app>She keeps gushing about how handsome and MAJESTIC i am>She has no pictures of herself>Keeps saying that shes ugly>Is super sweet, but i genuinely know nothing about her outside of that she really likes giving compliments
>>31942360If I wasn't so tired, I'd make a joke about dropping spaghetti
Men are cute, hot and adorable but very dangerous
>>31942359Kek I thought the same thing.
>>31942268If he hits my cervix too hard, sex is over.So either have an average-small dick and you can plap me silly, or if you're big it's going to take a while.
>>31942360Id give her my noodle
>>31941719I got a suit tailored when I was in Thailand.I get compliments on it all the time when I wear it.It cost $400 though, and that's probably a quarter of what it would cost here....I'm buying three more when I'm there next.>>31941806I probably wouldn't even notice.
>>31942351how is it an ad. that's like saying ifunny memes are ads
Humping femanon while she's doing the dishes
>>31942367Why dangerous?
>>31942277Why don't you sharpen my knives? I sharpen yours~
>>31942369smalldickKINGS our time is now
>>31942301Yes, if he's attractive.
>>31942367You know I'm born to loseAnd gambling's for foolsBut that's the way I like baby, I don't want to live forever And don't forget the joker
>>31942305I don't care.
>>31942383I really need to go to bed so I can spend another 10 hours staring at physics equations. How about Friday?
>>31942327Sometimes feeling the burn of a woman's is better than feeling nothing at all.
Women are cute, hot and adorable but very dangerous
Women are evil cunts.
>>31942327Red makes a bull charge.
Men are evil dicks
>>31941953M...is it bad to say bug type? or normal type?Psychic and dark types are good too, they're at least vaguely respectable.
evil sex
Assess femanons' asses with a bongo session
men how would you want a girl to ask for your number?
>>31941986Idk like a 7I'd make it a tiny bit thicker and straighter
>seeing girl for a month, spent the night last weekend>going out for dinner this Friday, offered to take her out for it and pick her up>find out mid way through the week I have to take my cat to a vet in the morning, meaning I'll have to pick him up after dinner>let her know I can't spend the night, but intended to at least watch a movie or something together afterwards back at her place before heading home>now refuses to have me over, or let me pick her up, obviously pissed offI don't see what the problem here is? She obviously wants to fuck again and it just seems like she's shit testing my reaction which seems very childish. Asked her what the problem is, and apparently she's pissed ''plans changed'' even though they were outside of my control, obviously my pet's welfare is more important to me. Basically went lolk, I'm not overly fussed. Can any women shed any light into this convoluted thinking or is she just a child?
Women, what sucks more, him hitting your cervix, or you not being able to feel him inside you?Men, of these two options, which would you rather choose?>>31942369 ?
>>31942421With her mouth.
Plapping femanon.with my tiny 6.5 incher
>>31942421The classic "piece of paper containing a short message and her number" would be cute.
>>31942421Offer yours instead.
>>31942032Idk I don't usually mind giving out my number if someone asks so maybe a 3.>>31942089Umm idk. Aerith?
>>31942345Fuck off, cunt
>>31942421Lots of compliments if she likes me. If she doesn't like me, she shouldn't be near me.
>>31942427I have no problems hitting a cervix because it means that the woman is being a good girl and doing her job + taking it without complaint
>>31942421Cannot compute.
>>31942421Don'tLeave me alone
>>31942427only one of those men have options.
>>31942421What is the situation? It's all very situation dependent. Do we already know each other? How much do we know?Random girl on the street would be a jarring experience cuz that only happens to a small % of men. In all cases, it's better to make some conversation beforehand, get the guy to know that you're a cool, likable girl, then ask. This is how guys are supposed to do it for girls, so it goes the same for girls to guys.Make him feel like a million bucks, show that you like him, show that you're likable, this entire act of confidence is a huge +, and if you don't look disheveled you got a decent shot.
Women stare at me, but i think its because they are afraid
>>31942103MI'm single at the moment so it would be very easyLiterally be at least somewhat attractive and askOr if you can't ask for sex directly, ask to come over/for me to come over and then flirt heavilyIf you can't flirt heavily, stare at me
>>31942311I love you
>>31942453Have you tried waving?
>>31942421I honestly cannot imagine a scenario in which I would like itI feel like shit because I'm so alone but i would absolute despise it if any strange woman, from the hot Stacys to the cute femcels, talked to meBecause I'm just a piece of shit stubborn introvertI was never gonna make it
>>31942313No.
>>31942421Actually I thought about it more, I would just assume it was a scam.
>>31942458Men don't wave because they've never had anyone in their life to wave to.
>>31942148I'm not sure what you're asking here. I only get to touch one part of her body ever? It's gotta be tits.I like faces a little better but I like looking at faces and I can do that without touching them. I mean, I can look at tits too. But I'd want to touch them more than the face.
>>31942421Warm approach only, after we've had at least 10 minutes of conversation.
>>31942458NoWhat would that accomplishThey stare at me because i look like a freak
>>31942339Hehe
>>31942166Idk I hike occasionally>>31942167Seems like it could get annoying to do it a lot.I'm all for her exploiting dumb men for their money though. OF would be better I feel like.
>>31942346Please
>>31942473>oh he looks kinda weird but seems nice, I can stop staring nowor>whoa what an alpha move, I can't wait to blow up his pants with the ol' sloppenheimer
>>31942479Trying my hardest to make it happen. Good luck to you.
>>31942166Define ''put on there''Anyone that says they like ''hiking'' their idea of it is walking for 20-30 minutes along a paved or gravel path to a destination full of other idiots. My idea of hiking is wearing the same clothes for 3 days in a row and camping on top of a mountain in a storm and watching ghibli movies on my phone. We are not the same.
>>31942376Unf~
>>31942421"I wish we could meet up again somewhere else, if ONLY there was some way to reach you..."
>>31942485>yeah, if only...Failed.
>>31942421Any way is fine."Hey, you're cute, can I get your number?" is good.Giving me a folded up piece of paper with your number while blushing and then immediately running off is cute.Literally there is no wrong answer. Worst thing that can happen is that he's not interested.
>>31942402Sure
>>31942487Who cares?
>>31942450he's in my cs class i don't think he's a normie and he's talked to me once to ask for help on something.. he's rlly beautiful i haven't stopped thinking about him for a week.. i try to dress nicely on days that i see him. i try not to look at him because he's so intimidating so i don't know if he looks at me
What does lovebombing look like?
>>31942499See >>31942304
>>31942500I'm so fucking stupid. I though he really liked me
>>31942503You're only human, you're only falling for tricks that every other human falls for too.
>>31942427Every guys hits my cervix at least sometimes. It moves around depending on hormones etc. and position and angles can do it too. It can be uncomfortable or even a little painful, but it's not intolerable. It's easy enough to change positions or slow down if it really gets that bad
>>31942500Okay - how do you tell it apart from real affection though?
>>31942506I still want to kill myself
>>31942487Americans are just fundamentally worse people than the rest of the developed world.
>>31942516That's letting him win. Defeat that loser by being happy without him.
>>31942516I'd rather you didn't. :)
There's a cute girl who works at my local movie theater on Wednesday nights which is the night I sometimes go see movies (by myself). When I went to see Coraline we chatted about the movie for a few minutes. She was really cute and I saw her working there again tonight. Would it be a bad idea to try and chat her up some more?
>>31942523Yes
Are there any snowbunnies on atoga?
No
>>31942439Your bussy is mine, Tsundere-kun! >:)
>>31942519I don't think I can. He's all I ever got>>31942522I don't have a choice
>>31942365That booty :0
>>31942548You'll find better. A guy who will treat you as gently an appropriately-priced glass figurine.
>>31942540Define snowbunny?I may be but it depends on exactly what you mean.
Hello atogaGoodnight atoga
I been spending every Saturday night drinking alone while watching movies or browsing 4chins past year. Is it really worse than drinking with friends? My social battery is drained after a week of meetings and calls so I don't see much people during free time.
Hey is this like your dark pigmentation you're ( >>>31940563 ) talking about?I was just clicking random porns and saw this.https://www.vikiporn.com/videos/3515473/hot-cougar-seduces-dude-with-her-huge-tits-and-sexy-cunt-p2/This is acceptable. This dude is tan-ish. Still white. With a slightly darker dick.
>>31942234Three months ago
>>31942168>my cum glows in the darkChat is this real?
>>31942231I've never liked that "learn to love yourself" quote. I prefer helping my partner, it makes me proud if I can make them feel better. I got my last girl to stop cutting and it made me feel much less self conscious about myself than anything else could. The instant I lost that relationship I went back to hating myself on the dime. So it depends on the person at the end of the day.
>>31942555Caucasian woman attracted to darker men
>>31942547I'm gonna shove my boot so far up your ass I'll be kicking out your teeth from the inside.
>>31942554I won't. The only people who ever like me are the ones who make up imaginary "me"s in their head
>>31942231I'm a guy and I date girls despite having no self esteem. Suppose all negative things like rejection feel more harsh this way but I don't know any better.
>>31942575I like you, anon
>>31942497All classes work differently. If you can, sit next to him, try to make conversation before, during, and after class. You can start out slow, asking about him and his life/major, talk about your self a little, but you need to steer you conversations to a fun sort of vibe. You can't be in job interview mode else it's very awkward. Show you're interested in the things he has to say. Like, if he works at a bar or ice cream shop, you can say stuff like, oh maybe I can get a round for us/maybe you can get me a discount. A big thing you can do is try to relate to him, find common interests or things you might be interested in. If the conversation was very good, when you part from each other, give a, 'wait hold on', and with a pen that you've proactively kept in your pocket, you write your number on his notebook or his hand or arm and playfully tell him 'we should study together'. You know, in the way that makes a guy wanna immediately give their life for a girl.If this is a class where you can barely interact with each other, write on a small piece of paper your number and name, and at the end of class go to him, look at him straight in the face and say confidently 'hey, thought you looked cute. I'm looking for a study buddy." Then you smile and give him the piece of paper.If you wanna take the "im a shy girl, i hope you like me, please like me but it's okay if you don't" route (guys cannot take this route for the most part, but girls can get away with it), write out on that piece of paper, "thought you looked cute, i'm looking for a study buddy" and your number and name below.Most likely, you need to keep looking at him. You need to pretend you're not intimidated. I don't love the shy girl route for the same reason as the shy guy route. But idk, you can do what you want.Who cares whether or not he looks at you. He WILL after you make the contact and keep dressing nicely on days he sees you. Don't overdo the looks tho, dont sell ur soul
>>31942565>she hasn't heard of seminal luminescence
>>31942503what stuff did he do?
>>31942577See but you don't you don't know how annoying and horrible I am
girls, do you enjoy twink mode skinny men or someone muscular and masculine?
>>31942560How can someone into porn still be so ignorant about genital coloration?
>>31942583I'd still rather have you posting "I'm over that fag now, fuck him" in a few weeks than never posting again.
>>31942103M if she’s attractive enough then yeah but no random woman is gonna want to sleep with me.
>>31942523Yes yes, chat her up some more. Try to make her laugh if you can. Try to learn when she's free to watch a movie with you (a movie that you know she'd like cuz u guys have been talking). Give her an out tho - since you go there all the time, you want to let her know that if she rejects, you're cool about it, and all further interactions will still be good. Say something like "[but] if you're not [free], that's cool". If she rejects you take it with a damn smile and an "all good!"If all interactions now and in the future continue to be good, she might even change her mind and be like "hey, actually im free ___". Or she might not. But who cares, you took your shot and you should be proud.
>>31942481>SloppwnheimerLewd
>>31942586I'm not really into porn and have never seen it in my life. I can show you my browser history.
>>31942592Last time I got tricked by a guy I wasn't over him for years. i can't do it anymore im too stupid to be alive
>>31942574Nope. I'm the top! Bite the pillow, sissy boi
>>31942603You're weak, maybe too trusting, but that doesn't make you stupid.
>>31942579I legitimately can't tell if this is a troll
>>31942585Twink mode-skinnyfat is better than anything over ottermode.
>>31942599I recognoze the origonal but not the edit or why she blu
>>31942606No one will ever find your body.
Is a girl passing a guy a folded up piece of paper with a note and her phone number a common anime trope?
>>31942613You won't be able to stand after i clap your little cheeks
>>31942585Muscular and masculine by far
>>31942579Oh, under a blacklight? I knew about that. I thought the anon was talking about actual bioluminescence
>>31942618I'll break all your limbs and let wild animals eat you alive.
>>31942622Based
>>31942611>>31942622Nice dubs state ageMy theory is that only boometts like bear mode
>>31942626Good luck with my 3rd leg! Especially when it's in your ass :)
Scale of 1-10, how fucked up is it to copy a bunch of messages from somebody into an AI service and create an AI them to talk to? And possibly sexually interact with.
People be like "I know WWE is staged"No shit dude it looks like they're performing a gymnastics routine except it's two muscular men dressing fruity
>>31942608Doesn't it?
>>31942638Nope. You're still learning.
>>31942629I've heard some bears like the taste of faggot, they're going to love you.
Where can I find a girl I can lovebomb with bear hugs, drown in kisses, give frequent compliments, give bathes to, cook for, support, and simp over her needs and make her feel like the perfect woman who I'll never abandon because all I want is for her to care about me?
>>31942611>>3194262832
>>31942617think it happens more in cheesy romcoms than anime tbqh. i cant think of many anime where they actually exchange phone numbers.
>>31942603I still haven't totally gotten over my ex. She tricked me too, and masterfully, years ago.We don't have to get over them anyways I think. Just learn from it.
>>31942646A pet shop.
>>31942611isnt boney kinda annoying to hug though?
>>31942612Its characters from valve new game, deadlock
>>31942646I'm on the east coast for medium shirt, white, skinnyfat, nonbulk male.
>>31942628Not trueI can tell by amount of 18yos at gym who keep staring at me and saying hi as they walk past And im a 32 yo looking tall muscular ogre
Femanons, doing some erp right nowDoes the following appeal to you at all? Having the man chain the woman up, then cutting off her clothes with a knife and setting them on fire in front of her.
>>31942654No. I have built in cushion for pushing.I've had hip bones destroy my theighs with bruises.
>>31942585i want a man with a beard and a big chest i can lay on. i dont really see the appeal of twinks the way other people describe them but there are some boyish or i guess prince-looking guys i like, but not as much as a lumberjack type of man
>>31942658Not really. Keep the clothes around, maybe in a box. If I can just get free, I can get to them... or something like that.
>>31942658I'd do the inverse irl. But women's clothes are usually unique.
>>31942661So you need the possibility of escape? I thought being completely and hopelessly trapped was more arousing?
Trapping femanon with love and compassion
>>31942646>complimentsDo people like this???I can only get angry at compliments and when people ask for them
>>31942572Then yeah, my bf is a black guy.
>>31942663I might just be a total freak, but I'd find it hotter if I screamed for help and nobody came and the guy mocked me over it, than if he just held my mouth shut.
Trapping femanon with a carrot the the prospect of more food>https://media.istockphoto.com/photos/watch-it-picture-id172463248?k=6&m=172463248&s=612x612&w=0&h=EtBtVDXlcR1tk6sW1uj9KE_vQ8HaaTnqd3Ci7yDBxtw=
I find girls like that incredibly fricking arousingShe would ruin my life but i would ruin that chubby ass
>>31942664Nya~I'm gonna swallow all your spit while we make outttttttt
>>31942669To clarify, it's not a real chance of escape. It's illusory hope. It amplifies the feeling of shame 100x and honestly it's hot as shit.
>>31942628NTA but there's a whole spectrum between twink and bear, and I think most women prefer a guy to fall somewhere in between. Twink and bear are gay vernacular anyways, that's not how most girls view men irl
>>31942656:(
>>31942669That feels like a different thing
>>31942675Only if you sit on my lap and we can do it for an hour straight
>>31942675You better not!
>>31942662You find chaining men arousing?
>>31942674Ah yes the "28 year old 16 year old"
>>31942683Yes. ^_^
>>31942687You're just threatening them with what they wantLike punishing a kid who failed a test with ice cream
>>31942648It's funny to see how many anons recommended it
>>31942680I don't find just being a prisoner that appealing. It sounds boring. Oh, I guess I'm your prisoner now... I'll just hang around.
>>31942658its morbid but i find the idea of a super socially awkward kidnapper/rapist using the internet for advice on how to intimidate his victims really funny"its for a roleplay guys but uhhh"
>>31942658Enjoy choking to death in a cloud of toxic polyester fumes
>>31942677This doesnt fit so well into my tism black and white thinking but i like lifting heavy and hate running so ill cope you said bear is best
>>31942692So what do you want?
>>31942681My fat ass is going to make your legs go numb, anon. Lay next to me.>>31942682I can and I will!
Do you find any trans people attractive? If so who, and what is your gender.
Women gain way more value than men from being fit / in good shape:>Looks are incredibly important as we all know>An average girl with really good body will still be a prime material to marry for a good man, even if she isnt objectively as beautiful as some other girls>Being in shape helps them stabilize mood, libido, and other hormonal issues>Bone density gains reduces risk of osteoporosis in older age>You can keep your youthful looking body for way longer, a woman in shape can be sexually arousing for her man way into 40's >Sexual activity in couples is a high predictor of marriage stability Compared to men, women have everything to gain, and nothing to lose by staying in shape.
>>31942689It's a very quick over-and-done option for someone too shy to actually say anything.
>>31942699>Enjoy choking to death in a cloud of toxic polyester fumesIt's not supposed to be realistic goddamnDo you prefer a shredder or something?
>>31942643I'm too old to still not know basic things. >>31942649I'm sorry
>>31942688Why do men need to be punished? I just want to milk them.
>>31942686?That is obviously bot someone i was talking about earlierThis girl is like mid 20s for sure
>>31942705f, not so far, but even if i did, i still wouldnt date them
>>31942702To be restricted, with a limited and ultimately fruitless way of fighting back. I'm just not strong enough to keep you from doing what you want.
>>31942703I need to aggressively grope both asscheeks, so you stay on the lap.
>>31942717Oh so just regular rape
>>31942706I would argue most of those apply to men as well unless you're a mind broken incel who thinks that a guy being fit is irrelevant unless his nose is the right shape or whatever. I'll give you the osteoporosis point though.
>>31942706You loose skin sag by being fit
>>31942725Only if fat
>>31942712Don't sweat it so much. That they felt the need to fuck with you like that shows that you have value, anon.
>>31942723Gymcels are absolutely a thing
>>31942703I don't give you permission to drink my spit! It's mine!
>>31942733They're gymcels because they're retarded gymcels, not because they're fit. They're still more likely to get a gf as compared to somebody exactly the same as them in every way but less fit.
>>31942736You gave me permission when we made out and I sucked on your tongue~*sluuuurp*
>>31942738Yeah, agreedThat discrepancy is way more pronounced between average fit girl and just an average girl out of shapeBeing fit opens up way more doors for a woman than it does for a man.
>>31942733gymcels have been debunked, they never have good fashion sense.
>>31942721Hnnn~ you're gonna make me hump youuu
>>31942745I know, im one of them
>>31942733>>31942736>>31942738>>31942742Been back and forth between here n /fit/ and thought i was still there
>>31942705m, a picture of a girl is just a picture and isn't a real person, but it doesn't mean im attracted to pictures or cardboard or a screen. Things that look like attractive girls are attractive. If a trans girl is attractive, it's cause she looks like an attractive girl, and it didnt really matter that shes trans. You could say the same thing about a femboy or a $20K realistic girl look-alike mannequin/robot.Do you have anyone in mind?
>>31942696Nothing will be funnier than the dumb shit women come up with>The attacker stuck a knife in the bed and told her to ride the handle
>>31942746I hope you can ride Need a girl who rides
>>31942705I've found two pretrans' attractive and lost them to the illness.The ftm one even offered to show me her cock and I denied that point blank.Went on with life and had a threeway at the hotel further into the night.
Girls, is it a bad thing that women dressed like this turns me on like nothing else?
>>31942748Discount shirt backwards and cant even spell jurassic and do you even dyel? lmao
>>31942742You really are a dork!
>>31942714Does he ever get to tie you up and milk your pussy back? It doesn't seem fair
>scrolling through camera roll>See a selfie i made >Immediately reminded of my freak incel faceDay ruinedHere have a pic from camera roll I actually like
>>31942756Yes. When a woman wears something designed to excite and you get excited, that's bad.
>>31942751That's a lot of words to just say yes you're attracted to trans girls.
>>31942758MhmmmmWhat'cha gonna do about it? Hehe
>>31942765I'll give you pets and politely ask you not to do lewd things!
>>31942766Okaaaaayyyy:3
Dubs decide what do i wank to
>>31942770Frog girl porn
>>31942644I am a bear, twinkboi
>>31942768Good! Just behave!A-at least in full view of all our friends.
>>31942555NTABut liking bbc?
>>31942770Wmaf
>>31942770>>>/tv/203190063
>>31942779Hehe, okay king~ᴵ ᶜᵃn ᵇᵉ ᵛᵉʷʷʸ ᵠᵘᶦᵉᵗ *ˢᵐᵒᵒᶜʰᵉˢ*
How do you relate to other people if no one you come across likes any of the things you like and vice versa
>>31942709As a girl who's fairly shy, it's the exact opposite. Passing a note like that is extremely forward, potentially makes the guy feel awkward and put on the spot, and I'd imagine if he contacts her he'd probably expect her to take the lead because that's the tone that's been set. It's generally very easy to get a guy's attention without having to talk all that much, so why not do it the easy way instead of the weird, awkward, middle school way?
>>31942789Just talk about daily life. Annoying neighbors and shit.
I've noticed a trend among young men where they're all wearing a crucifix earring or some sort of earring that is long so it dangles around when they move, usually it's the "broccoli" haired zoomer boys with these earrings. Do you women find this attractive?
>>31942788I can get behind that. :)
>>31942781It's aight I guess.I really like this one.
>>31942792Isn't that kind of depressingly surface level
>>31942795Does that mean he's a jesus straight boy if it's on his right?
>>31942770Jia Lissa blacked
>>31942231Find some self esteem first, it's really hard to date someone who think's she is ugly, there is so much emotional labor and every single day it starts from 0 again like it never happened.
>>31942799And? Not everything has to be deep, cerebral, meaningful.
>>31942796ᴼʰ ʸᵉᵃʰˀᴮᵉᶦn ᵠᵘᶦᵉᵗ ᵃnᵈ ˢᵐᵒᵒᶜʰᶦnᵍˀ
>>31942711You've already destroyed her clothes by cutting them off, so what's the thought process behind wanting to annihilate them completely? Are these holy grail items she found for a great deal on poshmark?
>>31942798Are the rumors about size true in your experience?
>>31942806Reining in your succubus nature because I asked is sweet!
>>31942805But SOME things might be sometimes
>>31942809ᴼᶠ ᶜᵒᵘʳˢᵉ, ᵇᵃᵇʸ ᵇᵒʸ.ᴵ ᶜᵃn ᶜʰᵃnᵍᵉ ᵃnᵈ ˢʰᶦᶠᵗ ᵐʸ ᵗᵒnᵉ. ᴸᵉᵗ ᵐᵉ ᵏnᵒʷ ʷʰᵃᵗ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᵃnᵗ~
>>31942808My sample size isn't large enough to say with any usefulness. In my experience yes, but not if you're expecting like blacked meme tier dicks. my bf's is on the larger side of nice and comfy sized.
>>31942813I see you like Nsit's over
>>31942813I want to pat your head while you get increasingly more lusty and desperate, barely holding it together! I praise you and call you sweet and cute when you're really on the verge of pouncing on me!
Not reading this shit again
>>31942770Me
>>31942421After we meet just say do you want to exchange phone numbers/ insta to keep in contact and hangout again?
>>31942770BBW porn
>>31942821ᴵ'ᵐ ᵍᵒnnᵃ ˢᵗᵃʳᵗ ᵇᶦᵗᶦnᵍ ʸᵒᵘ ᵉᵛᵉnᵗᵘᵃˡˡʸᵎ
>>31942770Pegging
>>31942770>>31942833It's over!
>>31942832Just be gentle.
FDid I do it, anons? Did I stabilize the server? I keep anxiously awaiting every tick for this to drop down again but I want to go to sleep! I bet as soon as I post this it's gonna go down and I'll cry.What is your gender and what are you doing up?
>>31942817Have you ever seen one close to 8 inches?
>>31942844I don't think so.
>>31942842MI'm playing Pokemon, catching a bunch of Larvestas. Hoping a femanon here replies to me again.
Should I dump my gf over her small boobs? We have been together 2 months. Everything is going well but sometimes I just really want a woman with big boobs to hold. Am I crazy for wanting to dump her?
>>31942730My value is being a sucker
>>31942851It happens. You seem sweet though. That's valuable.
>>31942849>Should I dump my gf over her small boobs?No, because then she'll end up here, like you.<We have been together 2 months. Everything is going well but sometimes I just really want a woman with big boobs to hold.Stop fetishizing boobs or you shouldn't have started dating without knowing what you want. Would you date an obese woman for just her boobs?>Am I crazy for wanting to dump her?Yes.
>>31942842>what are you doing upM. I'm always up at this hour. Apparently I hate sleep.
>>31942842m, reading about diff. geom. Didn't do real analysis so im reading the appendix on basic terms like open and closed sets and related. Can you not set up something where if it drops a huge alarm turns on? Or is your only access to that info on that graph?
>>31942849If you don't like her for who she is, yea, stop wasting each others time.Idk why you dislike small boobs, im fucken enamoured by em. But we all got preferences
>>31942842FI just watched both twisters and they were great. Now it's quiet youtube hours.Kinda tempted to snack.All I had today was some alfredo with like 5 medium shrimps.
>>31942862Did you see the original one when you were younger? It's one of my family's main movies. I was pleasantly surprised by Twisters, I though it was going to suck.
>>31942849My gf broke up with me for being too short. It hurt, but the longer you wait the worse it feels
>>31942655nta i am enjoying deadlock
I fumbled the bag guys
>>31942864Mhm. I saw the original twister on tv.
>>31942871Whore. Deserved.
>>31942855No but my last gf was thin with big boobs. She fits all my criteria basically she just has small boobs
>>31942849get her pregnant and they'll grow
>>31942859I like everything else about her>>31942868How long were you together? How did she break the news to you?
>>31942817How humongously ginormous is your bf?
>cuckposting in full swing today
>>31942817Why did you choose to date a black guy? Do you ever get negative or positive reactions or do most people not care?
Just scrolled through instagram every one I know is traveling and has amazing partners and friends and I have nothing
Where is nigger girl when you need her? She'd had run this coal burner out hours ago.
>>31942889People only post the highlights of their lives. Behind all the glamour is misery and pain all the same.
>>31942894At least they have highlights. I have nothing nada
>>31942890being a positive influence on the world to balance out the coalburners
>>31942890No, we need a thread coal burner.I'm tired of having to wade through the coal to get to the medium shirt, nonfat men.
at what point in a period of time does a guy get tired of messaging a woman everyday? also what makes a guy actually ask for a woman to make him a playlist, i can't remember a guy ever asking me to until now i thought people just made them at random for another
>>31942903>at what point in a period of time does a guy get tired of messaging a woman everyday?I don't know on behalf of males. But I think past like that initial dating phase of awkwardness and getting to know each other. Around like a 3 month mark, maybe. Where it's just easier to keep the lines open for communicating when to see each other. And then on another app you guys can keep your background conversations going.>also what makes a guy actually ask for a woman to make him a playlist, i can't remember a guy ever asking me to until now>i thought people just made them at random for anotherI have never been asked to make a playlist for a dude? Do guys really ask this?
>>31942885Like a little bigger than average.>>31942888Idk. He's a normal guy and we get on well. It's not really anything about him being black, but no, I don't experience weird racism from grandparents or whatever about it. Everybody loves him.
>>31942327Maybe they're not red flags for him.Maybe he just has low self esteem.
>>31942919Are you British?Are you worried about having potential mixed race kids?
>>31942903Lottery is not so bad when you win every now and then. It's a way to pass time, for sure.
are we allowed to talk about interracial on this thread or is it taboo like everywhere else on the website i love my bf
>>31942926No, I just use phrases like 'get on well'I'm not too worried about kids right now in any case but if they were to be mixed race I'm fine with that.
>>31942929I give you permission to talk about your coal burning. I'll bully the white boys if they make a peep.
>>31942929put a trip on so you can be filtered
>>31942934Are you attractive?
>>31942938No, don't make her trip. You have to listen to it.
>>31942934Did you have a black guy fetish before? Or did it just naturally happen that he happened to be black?
>>31942939Eh, mid. Maybe high side of mid. But I'm not like a knockout. Maybe nerdy or dorky hot.
>>31942942I will not
Boys. I want you to know, that I, a female(!) have finally accomplished doing 20 real (men!) pushups in 1 set!!!
>>31942947Congrats, self care and exercise is important
>>31942947proud of younow progress to diamond pushups
>>31942934What state?
Should I settle if he treats me right?
>>31942954Define>treats you right
>>31942954define ''settling''
>>31942955Nice to me
>>31942934Did you have any bfs before? Were they also POCs?
>>31942959How
>>31942950Thanks! I feel like I could fight the world!>>31942952I don't have much interest in pushup variations. So I guess I could fight the world other than people who can do diamond pushups.
>>31942935Okay so we've been together for 4 years :O all of his friends and all of my friends get along but no one is married in our group I'm always happy when I'm with him I love his smile and he's really funny and cute and nice to me I never had a racial preference but he became my favorite person so i gush about him when he's not aroundthere that's not so bad right
>>31942963Normally settling means someone who isnt everything but distance is only temporary. If you like him and are willing to wait, then yea stay with the guy
>>31942965>I don't have much interest in pushup variationsif you dont progress to tougher versions you'll stagnate as your body gets used to what you're doing>So I guess I could fight the world other than people who can do diamond pushups.good fucking luck, I'd destroy your standard pushup ass
>>31942943>>31942960Yeah, I've had white and Indian bfs before. I don't have like a fetish for black guys, I'm just also attracted to the ones I'm attracted to.
>>31942965>Thanks! I feel like I could fight the world!Mhmm! Be proud. Also remember that consistency and basic selfcare is also a big thing. Keep it up
>>31942976And theres NO way you could visit before 4 years?
>>31942967Aw, that's great you have a good relationship, fellow femanon.I'm happy you're happy with him.
>>31942969I'll still fight my best!I just want to put more effort into getting 5 full proper slow pull ups first now that I hit my pushup goal I can slow down a little on.>>31942974I will sensei. I swear.
>>31942981Thank you!
>>31942978Not for more than a bit every few months
>>31942976I'm just some random anonymous retard on the internet but my 2 cents you didn't ask for is:DO NOT DO LONG DISTANCE EVER HOLY SHIT NO DON'T DO IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IT'S A MISTAKE STOP STOP STOP STOP STOPthat's all
>>31942971>IndianYou live in Canada?
>>31942983you shouldnt stop doing the pushups even if you're working on the pullups>I'll still fight my best!>mfw am now forced to knockout a cute femanonwhy have you done this to yourself
>>31942976Also please stop being an autist and deleting your posts for no reason, it makes you seem insane
>>31942990Kek, obviously
>>31942992I know! I won't stop, I'm just going to slow down progression on them to ramp up progression on pull ups.
>>31942912what do you mean by another app for background conversations? we're entering the 5th month of chatting everyday minus maybe 5 days where I ghosted for a few/asked to be left alone due to personal reasons>I have never been asked to make a playlist for a dude? Do guys really ask this?this one did, I still haven't made it and feel kinda bad since i just remembered. he mentioned role-playing a role/lyric in one of the songs I sent him by coincidence recently so I wonder if subconsciously he remembers the song since he said he liked it (pic rel)also have you ever made one for someone you liked or someone make you one? like have you found any time similarities before a person feels comfy doing that>>31942927can you rephrase this I don't understand. is this budding into the friendzone because that last part got me
>>31942954>this ambiguous question>the unreasonably deleted LDR onesYou're not going to make it, you are too weak.
>>31942996That's cool me tooMississauga? I'm in etobicoke
>>31942934>I'm not too worried about kids right now in any case but if they were to be mixed race I'm fine with that.Do you not want kids?
>>31942999you have done a deal you cant undoI start the journey today femanonthe fight has been set in stone
>>31942988So you already visited him?
>>31943003I'm sorry to hear that (I kid) I was born at credit valley, but I don't live there anymore. Go to bed anon it's late. How old are you? Do you remember the square one carousel?
>>31942996Why didn't it work with your Indian bf's? Are you like old or something if you've had so many boyfriend?
>>31943000Sorry I'm a redneck I only speak in parables. I love the seasons changing.
>>31942989Can you tell me more? Please
>>31943010Is this still the girl talking?I'm only 25 though so I barely remember any of that. My parents didn't take me there too much
>>31943010That's a weird area are you like a white immigrant or something.
>>31943009No
>>31942971Why not just settle down with a white guy?
>>31943003>Mississauga>etobicokeQuit making up words.
>>31943019Alright so make it a priority to visit him sooner than later. Save up for it
>>31943019>wants to be in a LDR with a dude>hasnt seen him yet>will see him in 4 yearsmove on, you're wasting time
>>31943019Having a rather strict plan when md how to meet up is very important when trying a LDR.However, you both are probably poor and can't afford it, so it's going to make it a lot more difficult, probably even impossible.
Femanon, can you please tell me to cum for you?
>>31942842F I’m playing Elden Ring waiting for my sister to come home
>>31943014Communications technology has advanced well beyond human physiology. Relationships are hugely based on dumb retard chemicals being produced by proximity to your partner, and beyond that a huge part of relationships is also the dumb everyday minutiae of existing in a shared space, not all the time (until you're really serious) but a lot of it. These things are vitally important even if they don't seem it.And on communications technology, a ton of it is text based; this shit is entirely in your head. You begin to fall in love with the idea of someone rather than the reality of them. They're just words on a screen, they're not the person. There's sentiment behind them, but there isn't reality. You haven't evolved beyond the human need for physical, in-person interaction, and trying to subvert that results in all kinds of fucked up interpretations of reality that just don't work out. And then, even speaking and even seeing each other, you're still separated by a clinical barrier of technology that, again, doesn't give your dumb monkey brain the experience it's craving and doesn't give you the entire picture of what it's like to really be with them.Ultimately it can all work out and you can get past this and blah blah blah but it can go so catastrophically wrong without you even realising til you've wasted years on an idea that I just don't think it's something anyone should do for any significant amount of time, especially as the START of a relationship.
>>31943033Whats your build
>>31943032Think about your moms vagina
>>31943033Are you twins?
>>31943000>what do you mean by another app for background conversations?I mean like texting for meeting up, discord for gaming together, snap for sexy conversation, spam him memes on insta/fb/tiktok.>5 monthsThat seems like serious relating times.>this one did, I still haven't made it and feel kinda bad since i just remembered. he mentioned role-playing a role/lyric in one of the songs I sent him by coincidence recently so I wonder if subconsciously he remembers the song since he said he liked it (pic rel)Maybe it was an embarassed affinity for the song and he said make a playlist hoping you'd include it so he can slip it into his ears in secret.>also have you ever made one for someone you liked or someone make you one? like have you found any time similarities before a person feels comfy doing thatI did a few times way back when burning cd's was a thing. That was a 2 year relationship and we used to travel in his car a lot before I got mine. Mostly out of desire to not listen to the radio, as a luxury. Now I have a massive playlist for songs I find acceptable to drive to and just bluetooth em.
>>31943011Smol pp.Jk (not really). No, mostly family drama and shit on their part. Indian families are annoying and very... Present.>>31943015Yessir. Is okay.mp. I don't remember when it was anyway.>>31943017No! Reeeee, I was born here to 2nd and 3rd gen.>>31943022Idk, I could also just not do that. And until further notice I like the guy I'm with now. I'm too old for incels anyway. I've hit the wall and all that.
>>31943032Medium shirt white guy?
>>31943037I’m trying magma spells, I just reached Volcano Manor
what are YOU doing up so late
>>31943045Yes, actually.
>>31943046I always felt sad that fire/magma in elden ring was not as big as pyromancy was in DS
>>31943045Ew, no that was me. Why do you think I'd write that based on my posts the other day?
Ladies...Assuming you know the guy well and trust him, how much of a deal breaker would it be if he had a parent sleeping in the room next door while doing sex stuff?>the walls and doors are fairly solid so not a lot of travel and door has lock>parent is usually a deep sleeper and used to me having people hanging with me in my room
>>319430442nd or 3rd gen from eastern Europe ?How far post-wall are you? Like 30? Or more like 40. Either way that explains why you aren't sure abt kids
>>31943053There's only 1 white guy that wears a medium in atoga?
>>31943041Yesss
>>31943058>4chan>medium sized clothingHonestly it's not an unrealistic assumption.
>>31943059Oh no...
>>31943054Why is this a dealbreaker, just keep it down
>>31943059Any plans for later?
Women could you love a man that wears a small sized t shirt
>>31943049>>31943053Uh oh
>>31943048I am always up late.
>>31943054I'd be okay with it in principle, I suppose. How old are you? Personally, I've fucked a guy with his housemate still in the house and he had to be so quite and careful that it felt awkward. Like he was slowly thrusting into me and I didn't hear him come and I felt awkward asking for things/to do things. Plus, washing afterwards isn't possible.
>>31943066I thought that was a category, not an individual
Fuck, I woke up sooo damn horny.I wanna jerk it to something really nasty and hot. Like a slut taking a 15 years older cock.
>>31943073I hate euros
>>31943048Its 9AMwelcome back
>>31943051Yeah, but I like the variety of schools of magic. Like a small volcano lizard tribe doing magma magic.
>>31943054If he trusts it, then I will.. like a little.I can save my moan volume for if parents leave during the day, or my place.
>>31943075Hello, it’s 3am here
>>31943059Any other hobbies besides gaming?
>>31943079Masturbate and go to bed.Maybe record your cute moans.
>>31943063She’ll be home late so just cuddle up, watch an episode of Battlestar Galactica and fall asleep
>>31943072It is.But do I do it or not?
>>31943082https://voca.ro/1ix8CDQHhpup
>>31943079>she's stuck in the pastbrown hair wins again
>>31943080Skateboarding and ride my motorcycle. I’ve been trying hiking/camping but not sure it’s for me.You?
>>31943084If you'd like to. No pressure
>>31943089YWNBW(hite)
>>31943057ukraine(3rd), UK(2nd)30ish
>>31943065Yes, if he's white.
>>31943083I like battlestar, but twins cuddling is kinda weird
>>31941806I wouldn't hate you, but do you maybe have Binge Eating Disorder?
>>31943096>blue eyes>light brown hair>half of family is blondewe've been over this you doofus
>>31943088I'd still fuck the nasty words out of you.You clearly need to be taught better.
Why do you guys just hornypost now? Its all you do anymore.
>>31943094I like cooking and mountain biking. What kind of motorcycle do yiu have?
>>31943103I've been criticised on every other topic I brought up in the past
>>31943103I want to horny post until I manifest him into my life.Delulu is the solulu
>>31943103I can't sleep with blue balls :/
>>31943098sigh
>>31943108>>31943109Y’all are so boring without me, good god.
>>31943103Morning wood and natural horniness.>>31943109>Delulu is the solululol
>>31943114the floor is yours
>>31943099Hm okay. We like it
>>31943114And who are you?
>>31943117Nah, I save it for the woman I love. >>31943119Take a guess.
The fuck's with you freaks deleting your posts and shit? This is the only place on the entire fucking site with that schizoid behaviour.
>>31943114Sarge? Are you going to argue with NG?
>>31943103all the FAQs are known. Nothing to talk about, but still lonely, still horny.>The water's fine.
>>31943103I get b@nned if I preach white nationalism
>>31943124Hello. Your radar is working for once.
>>31943107Kawasaki ER6N, I want to try mountain biking too
>>31943097>Eastern European >Post wall but mid>Childless>Narcissistic, attention seeking behaviours Bahahah I KNEW it. You are all the same. I just baited you to see if you fit the profile. And you 100% did. Every, single, time. You are disgusting . And you are being shunned by Canadians even though we are too polite to say anything to your face. Pay attention.
>>31943129You started using punctuation and it confused me
>>31943101Is your family tall?>>31943102If you aren’t blond with blue eyes I am NOT interested Mr.German-speaking man!
>>31943123It’s like one anon and it triggered you
>>31943073>Fuck, I woke up sooo damn horny.>I wanna jerk it to something really nasty and hot. Like a slut taking a 15 years older cock.A girl I know will, I know for a fact, be taking a cock 26 years older than her later today. If you're good, maybe she'll come on here and tell you about it
>>31943133Yeah, I’ve always used punctuation lol.
>>31943135>>31943088
>>31943134>Is your family tall?only my sis is 5'8ish, the rest of us is above 6 feet
>>31943136I'd really hate to hear about you two fucked up cunts.
>>31943123https://voca.ro/1yY1X4TW9khO
>>31943134>I am NOT interestedWho said anything about you being into it?
>>31943134Tfw blond with grey eyes
Women:why
>>31943147Grey eyes are blue eyes don’t be silly
>>31943012it's getting cooler here, i love it. really though, asking real advice/experiences. >>31943042ohh, we have eachother's number and snap. I made one for him but i rarely engage with him there, we aren't super sexually charged or at least i wasn'tthe best at sexting and he wasn't either. he got really self concious. we mostly talk on one of those other social medias 99.95% of the time but i should probablysend him more memes.. we can't game or watch movies on discord because I'm poor :/ we tried it once(me watvhing him game) but my phone is cheap. >That seems like serious relating times.does it? and I know I'll be judged but we haven't met yet, so idk if you disregard that now. he is real though. I'm also just wondering if this is heading anywhere.>Maybe it was an embarassed affinity for the song and he said make a playlist hoping you'd include it so he can slip it into his ears in secret.it totally took me off guard lol, because it embarasses me too. I sent song to him, months later he asks for a playlist and then some time later like a week ago he mentioned role-playing that roke in the song without mentioning the song in a specific way to make me feel better. unrelated but he said he'd dress up as the guy i married in a videogame as well lolit's been years since i've flirted with anyone so i forgot everything desu
GenderDo you believe in an afterlife?
>>31943141>I'd really hate to hear about you two fucked up cunts.Well, then, she'll DEFINITELY come on here and tell you about it.
>>31943134>Late 20'sYou're gonna miss out on having kids because of your Nazi shit.
>>31943156I see reverse psychology still works on you low IQs.
>>31943149>Women:>whyWhy not?
>>31943150Mine are grey as a cloudy sky even when I wear blue
>>31943162>grey>e
>>31943155f yes absolutely maybe death is just an evolution we don't 100% understand until we get there
>>31943158I’d rather have no kids and kms than have kids that do NOT look like me and their father
>>31943139?
>>31943155>Do you believe in an afterlife?There is no good reason to.
>>31943155MI think the way consciousness works leaves questions as to the nature of what consciousness even is, but I don't believe in any religious or "spiritual" answers to it. The interaction of systems creating perspectives is a really weird phenomenon but I don't think there's any reasonable way to actually conduct any testing on it or reach any conclusions.I definitely don't believe in anything outside of the physical universe though
>state gender>Thoughts about paying rent with sex?
>>31943165That's the correct spelling burger bro
>>31943168!
>>31943171MHot fantasy but there better be a lot of it and it's gotta be good
>>31943155FNo. As with everything living we enter oblivion.
>>31943162>>31943165
>>31943171I think women are given way too much inherent value by simps
>>31943171Thats just a housewife
>>31943167They'll look like their brown haired father :)
>>31943132Well that was rude.
I wish women were openly lewd, but like always it's man's fault.
>>31943181Sarge is an acquired taste
>>31943167You're really in your late 20's behaving like this?
>>31943180blond* !
>>31943187You wouldn't have kids with Hitler?
>>31943187*blonde
>>31943189Yes I would; However, I would prefer to find a blond German man.
>>31943151>unrelated but he said he'd dress up as the guy i married in a videogame as well lolOh that was youuu. Ok lol>it's been years since i've flirted with anyone so i forgot everything desuUm so yeah usually people in ldrs video masterbate to each other or something. Or like, spend time doing something online to keep the connection.It's probably best to ask how to engage with him? Or if he feels like your relationship can progress? If you're feeling a lack of connection it's ok to bring that up so you can try to remedy it.
>>31943192and where did you try to find oneI dont think you'll find one on atoga
THIS is what n-girl does in her free time??https://soundgasm.net/u/alicechan/F4M-Can-you-rape-me-dad
>>31943195>soundgasmmy penis has pavlovian response to URLs
>>31943171MI did that when I was poor, my land lady was 2 years younger than me and her “job” was inheriting several houses she put out to rent. She had the no one wants to work anymore mentality too, just the worst scum of the earth human being. Anyways we met at a party and we hooked up. She made the arrangement after that, gave great head, but boring in bed. 2 years free rent though, enough to save up for my own place
>>31943190Blonde is for feminine objects, blond is for masculine objects>>31943194I might>>31943195Stop being a porn addict
>>31943171FNo. I earn money.
>>31941613I work in an place that has an attached bar, and there's this super cute bartender there.>we exchange nice smiling eye contact, even if it's halfway across the room with people between us>she's super friendly>we have nice workplace banter>she has asked me to help her out in little ways from time to timeShould I ask her out for coffee one of these days? These have to be positive signs, right?
>She didnt deny it
>>31943201you're american right? when are you coming to Germany then>he has to be germanyeah now im officially out of the race entirely
>>31943044Now that she has colored boyfriend she won't settle
>>31943183>I wish women were openly lewdSome of the femanons on here have been known to hornypost in a way that will make your hair stand on end. (Possibly other things too).
>>31943201>feminine objectsLike you are one?
>>31943132this is honestly a major reason why I dont date slavic women as a slav
>>31943207That one anime avatarfagging tranny is ultra cringe though.
>>31943205I am American. By German I mean Germanic/Bavarian/Nordic genes, sorry for the confusion.
>>31943183I wanna be openly lewd on the boyfriend I'm manifesting.
>>31943211yeah im only german from one side of the family, the other is slavic
>>31943183They are lewd to Chads. Nigga go outside and you'll see them lust after them
Should I date a short woman? I'm pretty sure I'm at least a foot taller than her, and I'm not sure how I feel about it.
I fucking hate women
>>31943216I am chad. Even openly they're not as lewd as when they're your woman. women hide that side until they bed their mans
>go on first date ever>kinda mid, didn't think we were going to go anywhere>next morning my father almost fucking diesIs the universe telling me to stay single, or else?
>>31943220>universeGo to christ.
For anyone who knows they won't have children:GenderWhy not (eg have you chosen not to? Was it just over for you before it ever even began?)?How will you cope with old age?[nospoilertagsonadv]Male, of course. I never wanted to but couldn't even if I did want to. I've been having all these inescapable intrusive thoughts of when my very ageing family are all dead and what the FUCK it'll even be that I'm alive for. I don't have any friends, my brother's a more worthless lost cause than I am. I barely see any reason to go on now at 32, but when I'm 50+ - which is fucking RAPIDLY approaching - I just can't imagine how I'll not throw myself onto some railway tracks.
>>31943207NTA but to be honest that part about sniffing men's musk was really hot and novel.
>>31943221Is he threatening to smite the people in my life if I try to find love?
I learned japanese and a late 40s japanese bbw literally flew all the way to europe to take my virginity when i was 21Why dont you just do the same?
>>31943225I'm not Moses lady I just shitpost onlineAnd hug your dad
>>31943218Your bussy is still my cum pit
>>31943228>ladyBuddy, I'm a guy.>hug your dadWill definitely do
>>31943220Hope he's alright femanon
>>31943223M>Why notI've never had any desire to. Moreover, I've raised 4+ shelter dogs over my life. That's already more than enough raising for me, and they're not even half as complicated as a kid is.>How will you cope with old age?What?
>>31943217Idk. I mean, I kinda don't want to date a guy I have to strain to kiss on my tippy toes. But w/e you like I guess.https://www.mrinitialman.com/OddsEnds/Sizes/sizes.html
>>31943232Yeah he's good now, this was a little while ago>femanonAgain, am dude.
>>31943227oh yeah I'm desperate for obese ugly women, really worth doing all that shit for
Snowed in. What are some ways to pass time I am male.
>>31943237Make a snow pussy and piss in it.I dare you.
>>31943234I kind of have the same thought as well. I don't exactly want to be leaning over to kiss, hug, etc. But at the same time she cute and might like me too
>>31943229Wtf are you talking about homo?
>>31943237Make snowman in your yard and fuk it's cold bussy
>>31943223MI grew up in a large family with a lot of kids, I saw how much work it was and what it does to your life. Life isn’t worth having kids.I’m in my 40s now, still no desire. You don’t cope not having children as you get older, you cope with being old. Life now; every day is a vacation, I got money and freedom to do whatever I want whenever I want. I have a lot less friends, some of it is because that’s what happens when you get older and my friends are busy living for someone else and got bitter of my lifestyle.
>>31943236you have to do something to get women
>>31943247>implying weebs are even human
I am sleepy bros
>>31943247I'd rather play video games than fuck a fat old smelly busubaba.
>>31943249Then sleep, chica.
>>31943249Hi sleepy bros, I'm dad.
>>31943193>Oh that was youuu. Ok lolyah I'm cringe and geeked out idk what to do about the online sex thing, he has some issues with sex in general so if he ever gives me an opening to be that way I either ignore or try/fail due to overthinking due to his weirdness over it, like I get stumped and not as a smooth talker since I'm aware of his hang up so don't feel sexy/attractive to him even tho he finds me appealing. I mean I told him once I used his regular pics to get off but idk if he realizes I do this like every night now lol, and idk how he would respond to thathe said he didn't know where "us" was going but says he's scared to lose me(asked me to be gf twice) we aren't in the best areas of our lives to date ideally, and it's true I am feeling a lack of connection, but I wonder if I can chalk that up to me recently going through loss/grief and other life stuff. he's mentioned playing easier accessible games on messenger or maybe word/doodle games etc but I feel kind of depressed and don't know how to bring it up to him that my grieving is affecting my feelings and so feel embarassed bringing it up to him since he already knows about my lossI also feel less connected to him since we don't really videocall or talk on the phone, he is bigger on typing up replies and has this autism thing about phone speakers so we have to make it a whole thing with the earbuds and/or him using his computer which I just feel overbearing asking for more due to set up
>>31943252>>31943251I need to be tucked in
>>31943255No blondes to do it
>>31943203Help
My experience with people tells me that most women are retarded in and most men are also retarded, each of them in their own way.
I'm a Boss, HugoRich nigga since birth, you knowYou my bitch don't get mad, CujoNigga like me, I'm that nigga, niggaGettin' money since a little nigga
i got hard while talking to a woman today and realized that it hardly happens anymore. maybe once a year. am i gay?
>>31943264>tfw no lady friend to be retarded together
>>31943254>I mean I told him once I used his regular pics to get off but idk if he realizes I do this like every night now lol, and idk how he would respond to thatSaaaayyyyy thatttttt. Tellll himmmmmmm. It's ok to casually talk about sex and what you want with your bf. He'd probably whip his cock out in a bathroom for you if you asked for a pic.>he said he didn't know where "us" was going but says he's scared to lose me(asked me to be gf twice)That seems like enough to keep it going.>we aren't in the best areas of our lives to date ideally, and it's true I am feeling a lack of connection, but I wonder if I can chalk that up to me recently going through loss/grief and other life stuff.If you are then yeah that's kind of emotionally heavy. You can grieve how you are comfortable.>he's mentioned playing easier accessible games on messenger or maybe word/doodle games etc but I feel kind of depressed and don't know how to bring it up to him that my grieving is affecting my feelings and so feel embarassed bringing it up to him since he already knows about my lossIt's also ok to want to be comforted by your partner. Especially after a loss that is affecting you deeply. Take your time.>>31943254>I also feel less connected to him since we don't really videocall or talk on the phone, he is bigger on typing up replies and has this autism thing about phone speakers so we have to make it a whole thing with the earbuds and/or him using his computer which I just feel overbearing asking for more due to set upThat's also fair to want to hear more of his voice as a comfort. I'm sure he'd want to know how to help you feel better if he is a good boyfriend.Good luck, ok hun?
>>31943267No, you're just awake to the reality of the situation now
>>31943203>>31943259Hold on I have to find the video.
>>31943264>>31943268one time i dreamed the guy who has been talking to me and I were retarded and happy and running around in nature together like cartoon characters level of retarded
>>31943267>be me>go on first date in my life>meet her irl for the first time>cute but not really my type I guess>no boner or sexual urge over the hours we sent together>date ends>awkwardly standing around our vehicles>intense eye contact>know she's expecting a hug or kiss or something>know it's probably not gonna work out between us so I don't go for it>butterflies all over inside my dick regardlessMight not have been gf material imo, but that inviting eye contact was something crazy I had never experienced before.
>>31943259>>31943273>>31943203Bare with mehttps://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTF13fqbT/
>>31943273>the videoYou're gonna rickroll me, aren't you?
>>31943267do you jerk off to porn
>>31941637All women are. Monogamy is the first and greatest contrivance of patriarchy
>>31941646ease into itsmelling panties is not even that badjust ask her
>>31943279ntashes got that doctor seuss flow down pat, shit was magical
>>31943243Your bussy
>>31943279>tfw on mobile and I refuse to download tiktok to watch thisSure our paychecks are signed by the same people, but are we even coworkers if the extent of our professional relations is ordering food/drink?
>>31943287I had to share that magical piece. It is lyrical advicedump. Been said a gajillion times, but never like that.
>>31941646Small steps, start with a foot rub. Then you could try asking about the other feet stuff, or just go for it.Sniff her neck. Go down on her. Kiss her pussy from outside her panties. Foot in the door/ladder sale.Its what worked for me in the past
>>31943291>Sure our paychecks are signed by the same people, but are we even coworkers if the extent of our professional relations is ordering food/drink?Measure your own risk.Fuck around and find out.
>>31943279I think it's sad that we've been so industrialised as a populace that making shekels for Mr Bergenstein takes precedence over anything vaguely resembling an attempt at possibly invoking the horror that is a love life
>>31943277That's an impressive level of self sabotage, anon.
>>31943299>I think it's sadIt is, but until it stops, we should have this etiquette to keep us safe.It's been said and done and completely disasterous for a great deal of people. I'm pretty sure there's probably a ribbit for it at this point, being such a common occurance that people in proximity tend to gain familiarity.
>>31943277I mean putting the whole ''man has to fuck anything'' narrative aside, I understand the feeling. if it doesnt feel right it probably isnt
>>31943306a ribbit?
>>31943298>Measure your own riskProfessionally I see next to no risk in my situation. Real talk, my work is pretty solitary so I probably wouldn't even know if she started telling people I tried to shoot my shot and how she rejected me.>>31943299desu this is kind of a shit job I didn't want that I'm tolerating while looking for something better. I doubt I'd get fired, but it's not like I'd be throwing away years spent climbing the ranks.
>>31943310I won't boost that site over this one. That one is for casuals.
>>31943302Huh?>>31943309Yeah, it was a fun time but I just didn't think we clicked in the right way
>>31943313Ok, then do it.
Goodnight /atoga/.I hate women.
>>31943277Was she into you from the beginning?
>>31943321I'm nervous and self doubting still. I've never actually asked out a girl irl before.
>>31943329>I've never actually asked out a girl irl before.So ask out strangers instead.
>>31943328Beginning of the date? Yeah I think so. Hard to say when it came to our conversations on the app, which were basically talking a little about our interests. There were a few times where I think she might have been subtle and tried to drop a few suggestive word choices or phrases that could have feasibly been innuendo.
>>31943318>Yeah, it was a fun time but I just didn't think we clicked in the right wayyeah, cut the losses, save both parties the time
>>31943332>tfw I don't really meet strangers in my day to day life
Guys, I think I have sleeping anxiety.I can feel my heart pounding away.Ugh, I can't stop crushing on him.T_T
GenderDo you believe in the Japanese legend that states that if you can't sleep at night, it's because you're awake in someone else's dream?
manifesting gymbunny gf
>>31943335I see. What was she like, did it seem like she put a lot of effort into her appearance for the date?
>>31943318I'm mainly fixating on the "not my type I GUESS", "PROBABLY not going to work" and "MIGHT not have been gf material".It sounds like you torpedoed it because you're uncertain about an unfamiliar situation.
>>31943350MI think its cute and that would be nice but if I put too much weight into it I will spiral
>>31941613Two questions1.) What musical artists are a red flag if an opposite gender likes them?2.) What does it mean if I went to the dentist for a regular checkup, and when it was over they didn’t say anything or make any comments, they just said “see you again next year”?
>>31943350To be honest I wish I believed in stupid stories like this to any extentI feel like life would be so much easier as a somewhat dumb person
>>31943358Yeah that would be weird. I don't want to spiral into too crazy. I gotta be cool. Calm down, self.
>>31943363I think it might be too late for you anon
how long do I need to keep doing nofap till my fetishes disappear
>>31943372Haha.
I need to find a bf soon. Found a spider in my shower this morning and couldn't work up the nerve to kill it for like ten minutes. Men, what sorts of animals would you be willing to kill for your gf?
>>31943360>What musical artists are a red flag if an opposite gender likes them?Mostly if it's too much rap/punk/blues/weird then I'll admit to myself we're probably not gonna work out. I'm just a cultured pop goth girl.>What does it mean if I went to the dentist for a regular checkup, and when it was over they didn’t say anything or make any comments, they just said “see you again next year”?I think it just means they think you aren't stupid anymore.
>>31943376I dont kill spiders, I gently grab them and place them on a pretty leaf outsideI go full SS on flies and mosquitos tho
>>31943379The way I see it, spiders are gross and they're in my house so they need to die. I have destroyed so many webs while cleaning that they're going to starve in my house anyways.
>>31943354>What was she likeShe was friendly with a dry, kind of a matter of fact, personality and way of speaking that reminded me too much of something I'd see from the autists on Big Bang Theory.>did it seem like she put a lot of effort into her appearance for the date?It was a casual setting, but it seemed like she put on a nice shirt. iirc at least one of her nails weren't painted while the rest were, her hair wasn't anything I'd call fancy or done up, and she had a hairy lip that was very noticeable at conversational distances.>>31943355I just wasn't very physically attracted to her and I didn't think our personalities meshed well. I did my best and started the date on a positive and hopeful foot, but as time went on I just didn't see any longevity in us
>>31943385I never killed them due to cultural supersitions. What made me forgive these little fellas for everything is seeing how many spiders and flying tribesmen one particular spider in my house caught.spiderbros are bros
>>31943376If I needed to I think I could kill a mountain lion for my hypothetical gf
>>31943376>Men, what sorts of animals would you be willing to kill for your gfCasually? Any insect within our domain. Defensively? I'd probably attempt to wrestle anything cougar-size or smaller if I didn't have a gun on me
>>31943372...anon
>>31943376>>31943385>tfw Australian and being scared of spiders or killing them is weird to me
>>31943366No. I can do it. I can sober up, emotionally. I just gotta focous.*deep breath*But now my brain wants to cry about it.ARGH. STUPIDDD. STOP ITTT.
>>31943396A spider typed this
>>31943401Very quickly, I might add
>>31943389If they were doing their job right, they'd be in corners of the house I can't see or reach.>>31943391>>31943393Do men really think about wrestling big cats this often?>>31943396Of course a kangaroofucker wouldn't understand normal human behavior.
>>31943376The only creatures I gladly kill are ants, roaches, other infesting pests, and maybe wasps. Everything else gets treated with love for the most part.
>>31943401>>31943404Cause it's one'a these boys.
>>31943410I like how he has a big bushy moustache
>>31943408>Do men really think about wrestling big cats this often?Thinking about what animals you could beat in a fight is up there with thinking about the Romans in classic male thoughts. A cougar sits at about the theoretical limit for an average man.
>>31943408>this oftenNo, but a while back some anon asked what the biggest animal I could 1v1 would be. A cougar was my answer. Anything bigger and I know I most likely won't have a chance at winning.
>>31943408>Do men really think about wrestling big cats this often?Yes, I'd also catch the biggest bison or boar for you bb <3
>>31943421>>31943423Wouldn't it just easily kill you? Or am I retarded and they're actually small?>>31943424I prefer fish.
>>31943376>Men, what sorts of animals would you be willing to kill for your gf?I'd bring a pet that likes eating insects.
>>31943408> If they were doing their job right, they'd be in corners of the house I can't see or reachThey usually are
>>31943433I'm not going to have a lizard running around my house shitting and scratching my floors up.
Women during the 1940s to 80s were peak attractivenesshttps://gofile.io/d/1XoC7f
>>31943437>I'm not going to have a lizard running around my house shitting and scratching my floors up.Femanon here that will accept all lizards.I love em. I had snakes when I was young.
>>31943437You can keep it in a terrarium. When you find insects, instead of killing them, you feed them to the reptile.
>>31943413>he>>31943408>Do men really think about wrestling big cats this often?only those who never saw what a mountain lion can do to a person
>>31943446>has
do any femanons like birds, parrots specifically
>>31943430>Males generally weigh 53 to 72 kg (117 to 159 lb). Females typically weigh between 34 and 48 kg (75 and 106 lb).Smaller than people. I'd also emphasize it's theoretical and that they may be overestimating their ability to wrestle wild animals with their bare hands.
>>31943441>tfw that kinda looks like me...
>>31943450thats a female you dummy
>>31943453>Smaller than peoplebut MUCH MUCH stronger. chimps are also smaller than people, but are like 5 times stronger than a man
>>31943454sure it does
>>31943451I like parrots too. I taught my cockatiel like three phrases.
>>31943460peak animalsI love conures
>>31943453>Smaller than peopleSmaller than Americans
>>31943461Sassy bords. They're neat lil buggers.
>>31943326Goodnight Tsundere-kun
>>31943430>I prefer fish.I cant swim but for you I'd learn >>31943443Dedicated executioner...
>>31943350That's a cool myth. It beats the "can't sleep because enemies are nearby" meme
>>31943372It took about 2 years for me
This is a song by Adele, it has been downloaded over 2 billion times: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLQl3WQQoQ0 If you listen to it it's about having that one rich guy get away and about her saying she will find a new one.Women will never beat least romantic gender allegations after this one
>>31943454Fr? You a hottie
>>31943478>le minecraftWait. Kids believe that as a myth?
>>31943488NTA isn't it elder scrolls?
>>31943454bush included? LONDON
>>31943485Every female love song is about Chad not wanting her.
>>31943490And also fallout.
>>31943496I wish women actually cared about us :(
>>31941636Top bunSecret sauce (don't ask cause I'm not telling)Processed cheesePatty 1Processed cheesePatty 2More secret sauceBottom bun
>>31942262Maybe.
>>31943350Then I'm in a LOT of people's dreams for some reason
>>31943508Wishful thinking, what do you imagine you do in other people's dreams?
>>31943237There's no snow dude, I'm looking outside right now
>>31943376None. I don't kill spiders, I don't have flies because I don't kill spiders. Spiders are bros.I will relocate it instead, as I do to my spiders when I have people over.
>>31943509Probably villainous shit or I make them cringe until they wake up
good night women hate u later ok....
>>31943441Don't agreeReally attractive girls didn't start being born until like the 80s
>>31943227I've been considering trying something beyond duo lingo to learn a language, maybe classes, maybe online classes, dunno. Not to get a woman though. I just want to be able to speak at least 2 languages. Its a bucket list thing
>>31943376Not spiders, I put them and most other bugs outside.I'll kill any non-bug animals that snuck in for her, and I'll massacre any larder beetles whether she wants me to or not
>>31943485Just read the lyrics since her voice is fucking garbageAt no point does she ever say or even imply the guy is rich. In fact, she does the opposite. That he got what he wants AFTER getting with another, more succesful WOMAN. Its a song about being outclassed by a woman, with absolutely no details given about the man.
>>31943048I just got homeAlso, it's morning for me
Recording yourself in public spaces is like the ultimate>Modern personRedflag
>>31943521That's just like the romance in twister.(And then they genderbent it in twisters perfectly)
>>31943523Yeah I don't do that. That's weird.Cept maybe some makeup selfies.
>>31942636nah it's real
how to stop getting dreams about a guy I like/used to like? (I haven't met or seen him in like a year now, we were just briefly a part of the same group). I had a veery intense crush on him and I guess it never really went away, maybe that's why I keep having the dreams.
>>31943529i 'member arguing with my brother about this when i was like 5-6 and i could already tell>guy literally from fucking hellcant be real if no one in my family is religious because they'd all be religious if you could just see that on tvironically he later trained to be a wrestler and got kicked out for being too real (unwilling or unable to pull his punches)
>>31943531I still get occasional dreams about my very first and only crush. Nothing happened between us, but I think she was the first girl to show me kindness.
>>31943532Your brother was meant to walk the King's Road
>>31943531I you have to focous your crush energy to manifest someone else.I know people say "Don't be obsessive". This is just a passive focous so you like, gain abilities to forget other traumas and stop negative influences.To help.
>>31943351someone to appreciate progress and appreciate progress of would be nice>Just put on medium shirt>hugging super tight to body over muscles>No one to see it
>>31943514>I make them cringe until they wake upSounds exactly like something you'd do.
>>31943536>I youI'm glitching out. It must be my turn to get into the dream servers now.Good sleep, atoga.
>gf and I have plans for tonight >last night she said she might want to come over after she was done seeing a friend >ended up staying home, sounded like she needed space to herself which is okay >she texts me when she got home, I text her back, she doesn’t respond I feel like I need to give her space and that I shouldn’t reach out to her unless she calls or texts me first. Does this sound reasonable?
*Farts*Its wild to me someone could read this and be like>Oh yea, farts>Imagine
>>31943533that sounds like it could be incredibly depressing, getting reminded of what never happened when you have the dreams.>>31943536How to focus on "manifesting" someone else? I just feel like this old crush is the person I was most into during my whole life so far, it's hard to get over it fully.
>>31943543This is very important.Are you M or F.
>>31943536>>31943545can u not just like contact him and get closuremaybe he remembers umaybe he likes umaybe hes banging ur sister
>>31943542Sounds like she wanted to come over, but wants alone/destress time now instead. Considering you're bf/gf she'd likely be happy and in a more talkative mood if you contact her tomorrow, but if you feel doubtful, it's 100% alright to wait for her to contact you first.
>>31943516If this isn't a play on current age, there's a chance you're just attracted to a certain brand of hyperreal female beauty that doesn't really exist outside Instagram pics.
>>31943548Idk where he lives or anything like that, he doesn't use social media as far as I know. My last "chance" was like a year ago lol. I secretly like to believe that he likes me back though, but realistically I'm probably just a loser who's obsessed and he never thinks about me ngl.
>>31943553shame, do you not know anyone who knows him?i really dont think you can just "get over" crushes like this without closure
>>31943552Nah, I'm only particularly attracted to girls I've known in real life and none of them would be considered conventionally attractiveI just find that there's a sort of "look" that different eras have and I associate the way women looked back then with moms
>>31943542>Does this sound reasonable?If you want her to talk more, tell her.If you are ok with it, wait.
sex
>>31943551I’m probably just gonna wait for her to reach out. It sounded like she needed alone time so I’m not gonna push. >>31943558Do you think it’s insecure to tell your partner you wish they talked to you more?
GenderWhat happens if you fart during kinky time?
>>31942103M>how easy is it to get in bed with youHonestly pretty easy I usually just followed along with girls like a puppy dog to their bedroom
>>31943548>can u not just like contact him and get closureIn my instance, I can't. They have a gf and probably wouldn't actually choose me.Idk about her long time crush. She could go find out.
>>31943561>insecureWTF Why do you even think this?You're not asking her to report in every hour, right?
>>31943562MYou ignore it or laugh about it, depending on the mood and the fart.
>>31943556i've tried, but the last year has shown me that you're probably right, can't get over it without any closure.the only person who i'm familiar with and who also knows the crush is sadly my ex haha. and I'm not going that low, randomly contacting an ex to give me the contact info for a crush I now have.
How do you feel about the memes and info circulating on the internet about how women are all cheating and stuff? I saw these videos about how if a girl stops texting you after anywhere between 8-10 and says she fell asleep, she was probably cheating and that she didn’t actually fall asleep This shit makes me think and feel insecure
>>31943565Because I don’t want to be pushy or needy and women don’t like that How would I even word that
>>31943568It's a psyop by redpill men, the type of man who cheats and blames it on women.Sounds like you have internet/social media brain rot, anon. I'd take a break from "memes" if I were you kek.
uuuuuufemalesmake me a sammichim not even hungry i wont eat it i jut want to bother youuuuuuu
>>31943569Nta but read your own words. You're extremely neurotic and insecure, both very feminine traits. I guess your gf likes having a feminine boyfriend though or else she wouldnt be with you though, what an interesting relationship.
>>31943568People who don't use social media at all are completely different
>>31941880That wasn't me, this is my most recent post: >>31937498 I'm actually doing quite well at the mo (: Gotta dash but love you nutters!
>>31943557Ah that's totally fair. I just meant that while those old pics were obviously posed and stuff, what you see in them is a lot more likely to be something that exists mostly unchanged in real life compared to now, where the beauty standard is directly unreal because people tend to have pores in their skin and need to drink water among other things.
>>31943577WouldWouldntsWouldntsWouldntnes
>>31943573I am very different with her than what I post here. This is anonymous so I have no issues expressing insecurities and so forth.
>>31943585It just shows your true self, a neurotic feminine creature that can't stop thinking about what others think about it.
need finnish gf thats going to whisper with their sexy accent into my ears
>>31943577when the fuck will women learn how deeply unattractive their (((cosmetic))) self mutilations are
My girlfriend and I have really good sex but sometimes I cum really fast. It happens a couple times frequently recently and I basically approached her calmly and mentioned I’m aware of it and asked her if she’s good with everything and if there’s anything she needs or wants anything and she told me she hasn’t thought twice about it and was really cool about it. She said she’s always been satisfied and so forth. She’s expressed this to me randomly before hand as well. The next morning we had sex and I came really fast and I mentioned I felt bad about it and that I was having trouble getting past it. She just said it wasn’t a big deal and she didn’t want me to think about it. Her behavior hasn’t changed at all and she’s still lovey and shit but I’m worried I may have come off as too insecure or needy and that I might push her away. I’m not gonna bring it up again but I am over thinking it
>>31943593I think I have some feminine traits and also some masculine ones. My girlfriend seems to be really happy with me and she’s super expressive about our relationship and I think she values both sides of me. But I don’t think I show the feminine side too often
>>31943605They don't do it for you, they do it because they're subconsciously lesbian and retarded.
>>31943602>Finnish girls>Sexy
>>31943605To be fair men do the same becoming massively muscular.
>>31943608Does your gf actually cum?
>>31943614YESITS CUTEI LOVE HOW THEY PRONOUNCE Rs
>>31943616Agree, they look like silly balloon decorations past a certain point.
>>31943619No, go2sweden girls and guys are cuter there
>>31943622I dont want to, I like finnish girls
>>31943623Have you actually met any?
>>31943624More than swedish girlsAnd there are a couple fins in these threads that Ive had great interactions with
>>31943617She says she does and it seems like she does but I feel like she might be faking it sometimes. She’ll get really wet and loose. She doesn’t really squirt but she’ll cream almost all the time we go to fuck and she has had open conversations about how much she likes the sex and how much she likes it when I go down on her. But I’m not really sure. She’ll quiver and shake a lot and get really wet like I said but I can’t tell for sure. If she isn’t cumming she’s really good at faking it and extremely convincing about how much she likes the sex
>>31943608Personally I don't mind if my bf cums fast since I can't help but take it as a confidence boost haha. Maybe your gf sees it this way as well. So yeah if she tells you not to worry about it, it's probably best if you just try to get over this insecurity you have about it.
If a woman doesn't like my biceps being half the size of my head, she's just not for me. You can keep her.
>>31943622Only blacks go to Sweden.
>>31943633I'd rather have a black Swedish gf than a white Finnish one tbqhfam
>>31943631Just half?
>>31943636I am working on it
>>31943605>>31943577It's the lips for me. They should sue their surgeons those lips are SO FUCKING UGLY
>>31943630She says she feels the same way and that she just likes making me feel good and that it’s flattering Do you think it’s likely I may have pushed her away at all by being insecure? I feel like it’s important to be vulnerable and have those convos and I just wanted to make sure she was satisfied but I don’t want to come off as weak and give her second thoughts. She didn’t seem to mind and she still seems really lovey and affectionate but I’ve been thinking about it
>>31943642I doubt it. Like if right now you would just keep on bringing it up constantly, then it's possible it might start annoying her since she's made her stance clear already. But right now I doubt there's anything wrong, dw anon.
>>31943629How about you just fucking trust her?>>31943608>’m worried I may have come off as too insecure or needy and that I might push her awayYou only do that if you keep thinking this way.>>31943642>likely I may have pushed her away at all by being insecure? I>I don’t want to come off as weakQuit reading blackpill shit ffs.
>>31943629>she has had open conversations about how much she likes the sex and how much she likes it when I go down on herWhich is how much?
Femanon life partner.
>>31943650Gary, not you too.
girl at work cried todayi giveded her a hugthats my one good deed donegoing to yell at people online to restore karmic balance
>>31943654I love herShe is my best friend
I want a man who is comfortable wearing makeup so I can make him cry and watch it mess up his face and rub it in
Do you want your gf to be a girly girl?
>>31943665>so I can make him crySociopath.
>>31943666It doesn't matter what I want
>>31943669Gosh why do you have to be so insufferable...
>>31943648She tells me she’s never had anyone who cared so much about making her feel good, or who gets her off as much orally and she’s expressed that sometimes it makes her insecure because she’s really vanilla and I’m more experienced than she is and she just wants to make me feel as good as I make her. >>31943645I do need to get off social media. I have never felt this way about a woman before and I have been hurt really bad in the past. Everything has been really good and we are both really happy. I just have a lot of insecurity. But she does too and she’s expressed it. We’ve been pretty open about communicating and she’s really expressive about how she values me and how confident / assuring / communicative I am
>>31943671>I just have a lot of insecurity.That's one thing, but don't let that influence your trust in her is what I'm saying.You doubting her seem to be utterly baseless assumptions.
>>31943671>She tells me she’s never had anyone who cared so much about making her feel good, or who gets her off as much orally and she’s expressed that sometimes it makes her insecure because she’s really vanilla and I’m more experienced than she is and she just wants to make me feel as good as I make her.Yeah maybe she's not faking it then, dude.Ganbatte.
>>31943673You’re right. I feel fine most of the time but I over think at times. A lot of this comes from an ex who used to slander me for being bad in bed and who outright once told me that if I couldn’t start satisfying me she’d just go and fuck someone else. Lol. Ironically she’s dealt with similar shit but I’ve never brought that up to her. Generally speaking I don’t think I’ve ever pushed any of my insecurities onto her. I’ve opened up lightly about some of the shit I’ve been through in the past and she’s mentioned to me it surprises her how mature I am and how confident I am in myself in what I need / want considering everything I’ve been through. She has been really great and I’m not used to having such a loving person and it feels too good to be true almost. >>31943674Probably not. She initiates sex just as much as I do. Everything has been going fine. I’m just an idiot and need to figure my shit out
>>31943666A girly girl born without Adam's apple.
How do you find love if you're aware of being a socially anxious loser who consistently only likes the type of person who is confident and cool with good social skills? I think it's just me admiring those traits and this admiration turning into intense attraction for people who do have those traits.
>>31943686If you're M then you hope it finds you. If you're F then you've already had plenty of relationships despite being a socially anxious loser and it's just a matter of rerolling the dice enough times.
>>31943690I've had one (really long) relationship, but it's now over. also F. so you're wrong about the "plenty of relationships" thing already, anon.
>>31943662So that's the mindset of the incel posters here, I understand now kek.
Ever been mistaken for younger or older? For some reason I got mistaken for older when I was a teen, but now in my 20's I get mistaken for younger.What causes this ?
>>31943700It's because you're French, Mr "spaces before question marks"
>>31943693Not being able to cycle through men at a rapid pace is on you. Social anxiety barely plays a role because all of the tools and all the places where you can find men are women centric and designed to accommodate you in such a way that you just have to be passive.
Men?Do you care about how a vagina looks?If so what's your preference?
>>31943708Sounds just like you want to "cycle through" people at a rapid pace, and assume that everyone else is also like you, anon. Your assumptions are consistently wrong, but you still have 0 self-awareness. Sounds like you have AGP or something, just neurotically resentful of women.
>zoomer kids telling me things aren't cool and aren't sigma>yelling what the sigma>tell me gyatt means asshow fucking over is it bros
>>31943707Not French, dear tranny.
>>31943712It's literally one of the most frequent pieces of advice from women to other women: to enjoy youth and try multiple relationships or situationships until you find the "right" one.
>>31943713It's so incredibly over there isn't even a word for how over it is
>middle fapping>about to cum>change position and fantasy>cock suddenly goes a bit limp>stays somewhat limp until I stopUh oh...
>>31943710yes and nosame with womenif you're already that deep you're not going to care if she her genitals aren't picture perfect no 8" dick doesn't mean she's not going down on itand no perfect smooth pussy with smaller inner lips than outer lips doesn't mean I'm not going down on itI guess best would be small lips, less coloration, and outer lips not hanging but in the end I could care lessdo some squats so you can make your pussy tighter
>>31943700The same thing happened to me. When I was in my 20s people always thought I looked like I was in my 30s and now that I turn 35 Saturday, people think I’m in my 20s.
>>31943716>male creature imagines what women tell other womenTranny advice
>>31943717they even talk about harambethey weren't even born when harambe was a thing how the fuck did alternative internet culture became literally mainstreamare newspapers now alternative news? fucking hell this world is all upside down it's so beyond over we're going to need new words to describe it because "unironically incredibly over" simply does not cut it anymore
>>31943722Yeah it's interesting because usually when people talk about looking older or younger, it's usually them consistently looking younger their whole life for example. I just wonder what causes this, a specific face type maybe? Or how we act, maybe.
>>31943710I like there to be enough labia that I can flick it with my tongue. I don't like tiny microscopic clits. I know a lot of guys like "coin slots" but I don't really, they are like an unbloomed flower to me, nothing to really appreciate compared to a fuller vulva. I've only seen a handful I didn't like. Dangling, flappy labia like an old woman can be unappealing.
>>31943710I HAVE NEVER SEEN A VAGINA
>>31943724It's funny how Serial Experiments Lain predicted all of this in 1998
>>31943723Honestly, what advice do you expect from here with regards to finding love? Sitting next to a fat and/or balding guy and letting him talk to you? Or esoteric tips and tricks on how to seduce whoever you have a crush on and convince him to dump his gf, while being a less forward woman who's anxious around men?
>>31943686>>31943723nta but you really sound like the most average woman alivethey're all socially anxious and all attracted to socially successful chadsthe whole lean back and enjoy it and just look cute advice has worked for women everywhere always for the last 10000 years. Why aren't you found by other men? Have you tried going outside and making yourself available? Have you tried improving your looks? Working out? You have no idea how much effort men have to put in to obtain a crumb of pussy so really if you want male advice you're going to encounter some resentment.
>>31943731Looks like I was right, don't worry about it. Just accept yourself, hon.
>>31943732Nta but being this jealous and resentful of women is a tranny trait, anon. Let's see you rope in 5 years like the average tranner, good luck with it.
>>31943700Yes, I'm 35 and witnesses described me to the police as "mid twenties" for some stuff that happened earlier this year. I have to admit it was a pretty nice ego boost. Nothing happened btw but I still never talked to those cops. >what causes thisI use skin creams daily, exercise, take collagen supps, and I've never been a big fan of the outdoors so very little sun over my life.
>>31943209Yeah do you have any idea why, as a Slav, why are they all like this? I know like 6 Eastern European girls who have non white boyfriends. It's like they are pre programmed to take as much brown, black, and yellow cock as humanly possibly. I can't tell if it's because they are less immune to woke programming in media being new(er) immigrants. Or if they have weaker social networks, and live in more immigrant heavy areas, being new(er) immigrants so they are more likely to race mix. Or maybe they are just that fucked in the head to start with.
how do I escape being a neurotic narcissist?
>>31943734>honWasn't it "bud"?
>>31943724I’ve been waiting for this one.>>31943729Should I add this to the watch list anon?
>>31943737maybe the no sun thing is relevant, I also don't go outside that much, I even actively avoid it during the summer if I can (not going outside at all during the harsher sunlight hours). I don't use any face creams tho, maybe I should start. It's just that my face is already oily, I feel like using any creams gives me an even more unpleasant oily feel lol
Imagine being this desperate - you pretend to be a lonely and socially stunted woman and ask for advice from other men on how to find love, knowing very well that none of it can possibly apply to you. Why are anons like this?
>>31943745To be honest I didn't really like Lain much, it's extremely slow and so goddamn pretentious, but it was 100% spot on with the internet taking over and becoming impossible to separate from reality.
>>31943743"Bud" is more used for straight men, not you, hon.
>>31943750>troon is having a meltdown about a femanonThe rope is coming for you kek.
>>31943750Now that’s what I call bait.
>>31943745>>31943751oh and actually, the OP (Duvet by Boa) is top 10 ever, and that band's entire (unfortunately small) body of work is excellent. My favourite of theirs is "Elephant".https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ava0duwBsZohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kD4_Lgryk64
>>31943724Dude harambe only got killed like 7 years ago only literal toddlers weren't around when harambee got killed
>>31943736I gave you better advice than anyone and you still insult mekill yourself femcel whoreI'm happy you aren't and with your attitude you'll never be
>>31943764>still crying about nonexistent femcelsThe eternal tranny must always seethe.
>>31943736Do you like to call the men you try to get on with trannies as well? That might be one of the reasons why you're single.
>>31943738beats me honestly. thought I have to say, I've only seen max 3 girls with a non white bf irl in my country and I've yet to interact with a local girl who wasnt racist to some degree.The city girls however, they are absolute trash and do that sort of disgusting shit mainly to spite parents and ''fight against tradition''. We've seen a huge push of ''modernist'' bullshit by foreign media. Our '''''philosophy'''' college got a faggot and lesbo studies program this year tooits all decay
>>31943745>I’ve been waiting for this one.I mean I know the lingo I just expected it to die out with our generationinstead it's become prevalent among the young I'd be more out of touch if they read newspapersbut it still doesn't make sense to me10 years ago this was unknown meme bullshit from 4chan that everyone tried to ignore now memes are more real than the impact of the new york timeshow the fuck will civilization cope with that kind of loss of truth and realitybecause for me I just went outside and rejected civilizational and internet realities I'm hoping to God our little ones will know to do the same
>>31943763my cousins are 7 and they know about harambe
>>31943772I live in Canada so there's lots of Slavic immigrants here as well as every other kind of immigrants. The Slavic women here heavily seem to be attracted towards colored men (like that whore I was talking to previously is from Canada). It seems to be a phenomena that shows itself when Slavic women are exposed to more diversity. It's your future when your government open your borders.
>>31943738East European women have the same problem black women have, although not to the same degree. They're socialized to expect men to be dumb, drunk, and violent, so they don't expect much more, they're also considered low status so very few of them are going to get to date the kind of men who aren't club trash.
>>31943768>>31943686>How do you find love if you're aware of being a socially anxious loser who consistently only likes the type of person who is confident and cool with good social skills?fucking lmao you're a femcel be real
>>31943770>still seethingIt's okay to be a feminine male, don't cry.
where can I get this kind of gf?
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>>31943787Just become the gf, I'm sure that has worked out well for the trannies here kek.
>>31943786>it's okay to be a feminine male!nta, but it's a lot harder these days, you're constantly harassed by trannies if you've got even a slightly feminine set of interests>oh anon you like making scented candles and soaps?>you must be an egg teehee!I'm not even that feminine of a guy, like I lift weights, fix stuff, blah blah blah, I can't imagine what it's like for zoomers growing up with this shit, I can see why they're probably more defensive around their masculinity.
>>31943786If you're so hell bent on attacking others' masculinity, are we allowed to take issue with your (lack 0f) femininity?
>>31943782Middle class ones date out just as muchThere's also plenty of lower class white trash (aka Anglo/Irish) and the women don't date out nearly as much
>>31943782>so they don't expect much moreThat was 20 years ago.
>>31943777Dude everybody was saying "dicks out for harambe" even on normie parts of the internet lioe facebook when it happened. Why zoomers care about it idk. Probably because everything in society went to shit around the same time
What are some ways I can make sex with my girlfriend more exciting and enjoyable? I want to spice things up and add an exciting / special spontaneous factor. She tells me she’ll try anything I want to try and just wants me to lead her. What are some toys or new things I can try??
Men.If you take psych meds and had a high libido without them, did you completely lose it on meds?My bf is taking mood stabilizers and I'm going to miss it if he stops being a horny bastard as sex is important to me in a relationship. But his wellbeing is nore crucial.I spent 26 years doing nothing and it would suck to be back on the forced asexual train.
Just finished coming twice on my Daddy's cock (26-years my senior).What are you doing today ATOGA?
>>31943817>white trash Irish and Anglosthe thing with most white trash is that the expectations on men in those communities are to be a protector/provider, and men who aren't tend to be socially shunned, along with women who fuck them. There are plenty of losers and shitheads in those communities, but even the worst trailer trash in places like the UK or West Virginia is held by the women (and men) around them to a higher standard of behavior than you'll find in Eastern Europe or in black communities. Black women in particular treat black men like overgrown toddlers and act like they've won the lottery if they get a date with a man who carries his own car insurance.
>>31943847Having my cock came on twice by my little girl (26-years my junior)
>>31943847Me and sis are gonna play Borderlands 2. I just cleaned the house and I’m baking cinnamon buns.
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>>31943847Well give us the deets
