Is this show worth watching? I can't watch My 600lb Life anymore because it's making me sad.
>>203176212imagine the weather up there
>>203176212The episode where the manlet and huge bitch have a kid is decent, the one about that 7' tall girl with a giant neck whining about not being able to go to prom is horrible. Those are the only ones I've seen.
>>203176355How many actresses would benefit from being that big?
That's a huge bitch!
>>203176212Where do you stream these shows? I've wanted to watch other TLC shows too but there are surprisingly not many torrents around
>>203176379Is this the one you are talking about? They have several kids now.
>>203176603holy humiliation
>>203176603Dude colonized the mothershipGood for him
>>203176413she's a big gal
>>203176852>if I take your clothes off will I die?
>>203176940it would be extremely erotic
>>203176985
>>203176416>That's a huge bitch!>>203176852>she's a big gal4 UU
>>203176212when you realize there are people paying money for that shit
>>203176212>>203176355>>203176603>>203176852I can take her.
>>203176212>>203176355>put her next to midgets to make her look biggerDone.
bros?
she was a qt
>>203177331look at that smug prancing assholehe knows how good he's got it
>>203177316>Merab Dvalishvili>Height 5 ft 6 in
>>203177316yes?
>>203177482Mommy
>>203176212>>203176355>>203176852>>203177316>>203177331>>203177482please god why can't I experience this
>>203176603Based, their son gonna be new Jokic
>like every tall girl under the age of 25 is a shameless onlyfans pornwhore now since they have a nicheFunny how women with unusual and stereotypically 'unattractive' features like excessive height, dwarfism, or missing limbs are now MORE likely to be pornwhores than just average normie women thanks to internet coomer fetishists.
Love tall women lads I need 6ft + girl that’s actually cute no gangly proportions is my ideal gf especially if she could hurt me a little, I wanna pay a hooker to snap my fingers back during sex and slap me when I slow down, really like mean tall girls making me have sex when I don’t want to used to hump my bed to the thought of it since forever , giantess fetish is kino tier, just wanna meet my end from a girl choking me out dunno why it’s just cool I think
>>203177631I did actually pay a tall hooker to kick me in the balls but the sexo was better than being kicked. she was only like 6'1 though which isn't much taller than me. I need to go taller.
there is a 6'11 girl in social media
You don't actually find women like this attractive, right? This has got to be a joke.
I wanna worship a tall woman's giant feet
>>203177682amazon woman fetish is a kino fetish far superior to the pathetic foot fags
>>203177682i find all kinds of women attractive except fat women.
Sirs
>>2031776315'8" master race here. I once banged this gigantic 6'0"+ aussie chick. It was mechanically awkward.>at my favorite bar with my drinking buddy on a Monday night.>we are 2 of 3 people in the entire place.>4 other people enter the bar, 2 men, 2 women. All of them large.>Mention to my buddy "wow that chick has huge tits.">He says "go easy those dudes are huge not getting in a fight here.">30min later huge tits walks up to us and says some incomprehensible because aussie.>Ask her to repeat herself -- "real loife Tindah?">I say "oh yeah, I swipe you right.">ended up fucking her till sunriseI don't get the dudes she was with however. I wouldn't be travelling with women I wasn't already fucking.
>>203177606Normie women are equally degenerate trust me.
>>203177769>romantic walk on the poopbeachsaars do not
>some ancient 80 year old looking man comes into computer repair shop I worked in as a youth>says his laptop's broken and wants his data recovered because it has his family photos etc.>okay>manage to recover some files, take a quick look through to make sure it's successful and the holiday images are there>yep lots of pictures of him and his old wife on holiday>oh wait what's this>3D images folder>the guy has 100s of MBs of 3D giantess porn>no sign of watermarks or anything and it's all extremely niche>notice he has blender project files as well>this old bastard has taught himself how to make his own 3D giantess porn on his shitty laptop and has made loads of itabsolute legend. wish I still had the photos think I lost them.
>>203177788>tfwywn squat down and have a shit together with your gf on the beach
>>203177769imagine how much curry you'd have to feed her. you would turn yellow from all the turmeric
>>203177528hot damn
>>203177888
>>203177780I don't get why you wrote a story about the bar part instead of the awkward sex part>I don't get the dudes she was with however. I wouldn't be travelling with women I wasn't already fucking.Having women in your social circle tells other women that you're cool to be around. You can get even easier that way via rule of cool
>>203177949kek, was thinking the same, subverted storytelling
>>203177798Reminds me of that old man with the giant tits anime figurine picture
>>203177949>I don't get why you wrote a story about the bar part instead of the awkward sex partI felt the "real life Tinder" part was more interesting. What made it awkward is that I'm used to banging women smaller than me. I couldn't man-handle her. We still had sex for hours. Not much else to say about the encounter once penetration was achieved.
>>203177631I never understood why some men want to be hurt
>>203178220I think until you try it, it seems quite exciting because some people do genuinely get off on it. when I tried it, it was kinda kinky but just regular rough sex is fine. it also left me covered in bruises for like 2 weeks afterwards which are difficult to explain to people.
>>203178220mommy issues
Where do you find these women? Where I'm at girls are 5'8" max.
>>203178283Just bee yourself
>>203176212Saw a view clips and episodes, I want to say, 6 or 7 years ago. Anyway, only think I remember ( and it's relevant cause it's in your pic) is they all complained about dishwashers being to low
>>203178283Move to purple parts
>>203178283stop living in third world countries
>>203177876
I would die happybif Christiana stared in a giantess movie.
>>203176212600lb life isnt sad. Laugh at the fatties and use it as motivation to stay healthy
>>203177316>>203177398Damn so that woman is probably like 6'4? Who is she?
>>203179492I think I've seen this girl's asshole in a documentary about tall women on the internet
>>203177316This is what the human species should be like.
>>203177316same chick?
>>203179693Nah dude it affected me pretty negatively. I was watching it because I wanted to see inspirational stories about people digging themselves out of a hole instead i saw a bunch of fat asses make excuses about why they cant make changes and the one dude who was like 850lbs and was fully committed to the program lost like half his weight and then suffered from a heart attack and died fucking crushed me.
>>203176212why watch tv shows when there's better reality kino on youtube
>>203177788>>203177876Elisany Silva is brazilian
>>203176603I'm glad Jay Bauman finally found someone
>>203176729>humiliationlol what?dude won the lottery. imagine how fucking alpha his sons are going to be. dude secured his genetic legacy for generations.
>>203176603shame she has brown eyes, otherwise I'd be on board
>>203180352>I BEGGED YOU !!!!>I BEGGED YOU NOT TO MAKE ME TALK ABOUT THIS ON THE SHOW !!>I BEGGED YOU !!!!>I BEGGED YOU !!!!>I BEGGED YOU !!!!>I BEGGED YOU DAN !!!!!>I BEGGED YOU !!!!>I BEGGED YOU !!!!>I BEGGED YOU !!!!>I BEGGED YOU !!!!>I FUCKING BEGGED YOU !!!!
>>203177798>>notice he has blender project files as well>>this old bastard has taught himself how to make his own 3D giantess porn on his shitty laptop and has made loads of itbasedyou zoomers could learn something from that old coomer
>>2031762126’3” woman has midget friends and feels insecure about her height because of it.
>>203178283stop trying to pick up chicks at your family reunions nacho
>>203179603My Literally Giant Life?
>>203178924I do not want to mount a negro, thank you.
>>203178122>the "real life Tinder" partI still don't understand this>Not much else to sayYou're a bad storyteller
sigh, ok guys gonna tell you thisyt @MaMaRIA1
>>203180562I did at least include his bespoke porn in the data recovery without mentioning it, it seemed like the right thing to do
>>203180352Buy an ad
>>203177550In my case it's because I'm 6'2'' in a womanlet country
>>203180068mmm... could be?
>>203180848I suppose being a manlet has the benefit of making a 6'2 woman adequately amazonian in comparison. if you have a giantess fetish at 6'2 it must be awful.
>>203180068>>203177316if you can confirm the 2nd webm is Katarina Kavaleva you got a match bosshttps://youtu.be/iotJePcryOY
>>203176603Holy moly, imagine getting your pelvis crushed while being smothered by her tits
>tfw no snu snu breeding cowWhy live?
>>203177819Underrated post kek
>>203177888I appreciate your integers. You're correct as well. Her arsehole would probably be right in my face as we stand. Yum.
>>203178122You must be a joy to have as an employee.
>>203180396Same shit (with more AIDS), thirdy apologist.
>>203181024Yep. ty for link/name
>>203178220It's about welcoming a challenge
I don't want any bs meme answers. Where can I find a tall gf? I'm 6'1" ottermode and make 100k so I know it's possible.
>>203181737outside? I'd say women in the range of 6'->6'2 are rare but I do see them out and about. anything taller than that and I have no idea. I suppose you could always cheat and make them wear heels or platform boots 24/7
>>203181737google it. Google cities with the tallest women and look for hang out spots or whatever. Just common sense search terms
>>203181737Essentially, you're looking for suburban, upper-middle-class girls. Hang around those locales' HS or colleges, schools for girls; check out their girls' volleyball teams (real vb, not beach). If white's not your thang, then you can always check out the ghetoo for tall black chicks. Also, private athletic clubs: vball, tennis, golf. Upper-class people tend to have upper-class, aristocratic genes and, thus, daughters. Get a job as a caddy or in the pro shop or as a busboy, etc.
I think I've come up with a formula to determine amazon gf status it's: your heigh + the length of your dick. this should account for super manlets and 6' chads equally.
>freshman in high school >tangentially know this girl from another school who is 6'8" freak >actually skinny and qt though really good at volleyball>get to hang out with friends a few times she was friends of some of my friends>years later one of them tells me she really liked me and thought I was cutemissed my opportunity bros
>>203182340there was a similar girl at my school in sixth form who had a crazy growth spurt and shot up to like 6'5. she used to sit behind me in maths and would ask for help regularly. she ended up going out with some normal height guy in our school for years. I don't like thinking back to those missed opportunities.
I know a tall girl at work that does fetish model stuff on the side, she is legit in to short guys and I’ve seen a video where she’s sucking her own toes under a desk in our office, she is definitely making quite a bit of bank only see her at work 2 days a week lately, she’s gonna quit soon too
>>203177331Zelensky?
>>203182782offer to make a porno with her, maybe you'll get some money out of it too
>>203182340>>203182496This is so painful. I was friends with this girl in college with a 6'2" roommate who threw stuff for track and field. She was very cute with a healthy strong volleyball player type build. My friend kept trying to set me with her on double dates. So dumb to pretend to not be into girls taller than me when it's what I most wanted.
>>203181071she doesn't have any tits though
>>203177316Do you think they, you know?
>>203176379say that to my face fucker not online see what happens
>>203183587>picks an obvious fag to take her to prom
>>203183587>AHHHHH I'M TOO TALL AND NOBODY WILL ASK ME TO PROM>OH NO NOT A FULL RIDE COLLEGE SCHOLARSHIP FOR PLAYING BASKETBALLI hate women so much it's unreal.
>>203176212Hummina hummina.
> Be in college> Some GE class every skips> I sit on the far right section where all the seats are empty except a girl like 2 rows in front> Tall blonde QT with a volleyball shirt on> Constantly turns around to look at the classroom> Figured she's looking for someone she knows> Does this every class, sometim3s catch her looking at me> On day asks what the honework assignmenr is> Answer with "professor has it up on the website" like a retard> She stops going to classSometimes I wonder if I suffer from some sort of autism or mental retardation and just don't know it.
This is my kinda thread
>>203185470Fuck lol, did she ask you directly? Or was she asking in front of the class and you blurted that out at her?On the brightside you must at least be goodlooking because some random girl was into you .
>>203176212what do her feet look like?
>>203185470not a giantess story but if we're posting sob stories>sit in english by myself at my own desk because everyone else fucks around constantly and I just wanted to do my schoolwork >eventually qt comes and starts sitting next to me>asks me for help with stuff and comply>start silently getting autism rage because this girl keeps sitting next to me and talking to me over several weeks>starts doing things like fondling my balls under the table>actually even more mad now because it's a full distraction from my work>splurt out and ask if I can suck her tits>do it outside after school behind some bushes>continues sitting next to me>start doing silent treatment yes/no answers only>she starts looking sad>eventually moved seats back to her old spot>never spoke to her againprobably could have had a nice relationship there but I was horrible instead. no idea why.
>>203185890it's insane to watch another man drown while you're dying of thirst
>>203185783Asked me directly lmao. I realized I fucked up like immediately after class too.> On the brightside you must at least be goodlooking because some random girl was into youHonestly surprised because I was an out of shape manlet.
>>203185973done several similar things, that one just stands out as the earliest example I can remember. I don't know why I do it.
>>203185890You suck her tits then give her silent treatment? Wtf?
>>203176355GIWTWM
>>203186200I can remember quite vividly that I wanted my own desk back a lot more than I wanted her company but the truth is she was very kind and I was horrible.
tall girls are cute, but I feel like they wouldn't feel the best to cuddle
>>203176212i want a giantess gf so bad (im 6'2 btw)
>>203180220There is a very big correlation between obesity and low IQIf you let yourself get that fat, you're probably also retarded
>>203180544>>203180352can I get a Tipple status?
>>203185701That whole family is a tall drink of water. That's the mum in the middle
>>203176603>guy is 5'7I feel like super tall women are more open to dating manlets since it matters very little wether they'll be half a foot or a foot taller than their guy. I think it's a kino combo, everytime I see a short guy with a really tall gal I find it very amusing but in a good way.
I want piggyback rides
>>203186792maybe it's just me but if you are a manlet willing to take on an amazon it shows a lot of confidence too, more so than going for someone shorter/same height.
How do you transport these people?
>>203187417you ride them
>>203187417Online somewhere there is a list on cars that can comfortably fit people that are extremely big. I remember most of them being Chevrolet.
>>203177331
>>203188113gyatt
>>203188113dayum even dude at end checking her out
>>203187417Naavi looking bitch
>>203176355Oh..how.. horrible
>>203188113>>203188498Just realised she has an OF
>>203176212This is my feetish
>>203189009Just gonna throw away those impressive genetics?
>>203178283America, these talls girls are the result of tall 6'5 chads impregnating height queen girls who require 6ft+
>>203189188simp
>>203185701>zero tits
>>203189340Shut up, midget
>>203189439I wouldn't kick her out of bed
>>203189160this nigga will never realistically satisfy his urges
>>203176212>THATS A HUGE BITCH!
>>203177682I wish it was. This is the most impossible fetish to live out in real life because it involves 0.0001% of the female population. I wish I just wanted my nuts stomped on by a stiletto.
>>203190489>be manlet>finally make it with someone 6'2>love it>suddenly have the need to go tallerimagine this feeling after banging that pajeet looking grill. there'd be no where else left to go but off a cliff
>>203190620He wifed that one
gieb tall gf
>>203181737name?
>>203186526I DON'T WANT TO DESTROY SOMEBODY'S FUCKING LIFE!!!!!!!!!
>>203189925>already fuck huge>still wants to wear heels
>>203177331Everyone, I got an important question! Nancy, would you love to go to prom with me?
>>203176212It's sad because they're all lanklets.
>>203187417>ywn eat a girl's box while both of you are standing straight upWhy even bother continuing?
>>203192225
just fucking hook a brother with a tall bitch i mean damn, i'll buy us a big ass bed and she can wear heels all day, to the grocery store, in the shower you think i give a shit? i dont give a SHIT
>>203188113jesus fuck shit balls
I'm having one of those moments where you experience a deep sense of existential despair because you become aware of something you never knew you deeply desired until you found out it existed, only to simultaneously realise in that same moment of discovery that the chances of having it are so small as to essentially be zero.
>>203192158Okay, but the DJ put as usually?
>>203176603Nah this is fucking real love right here no bullshit
actual manlet here, having middle school boys and girls just as tall or taller is soul crushing fuck you privileged lanklets
>>203194119There's hope for you. Do not give up. Keep looking.
>>203194378At that point just get lean and be a jockey
>>203176212nephilim!
>>203176355death by snu snu
>>203194847
>>203195139
>>203194847that fucking bastard bitch
sneed
>>203179603Too big
I. NEED. SNU SNU.
>>203194248He saved my life with a song
>>203177780>gigantic>6' 0"
>>203196549At that height it's like banging concrete
Why is there no good really tall girl hardcore?
lol /tv/ is really full of manlets
>>203192163You will never have a tall gf because you don't understand their motivations. Being tall isn't a feminine trait and that's something many of them battle with. They would do anything to feel more like a woman. Treat them like the sexiest woman on earth and they'll eat out of your tiny pathetic little hand.
>>203197068based>>203192163virgin>>203189925>>203185701who's this beauty anyway
>>203182154>6'10 gfit's over
>>203196732the only one that I think will head that way is >>203192911
>>203197314Tristin Savage
>>203197512She's dating a 7 foot tall white guy. Their children will take over the NBA in about 25 years.
>>203194650https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzdxKzGOjO8
bump
>>203177682Why wouldn't I?
>>203189133Link?
>>203177669>I did actually pay a tall hooker to kick me in the ballsbased
>>203195361how about the reverse?
>>203198739JennuhJane
>>203180220>dude who was like 850lbs >lost like half his weight>fucking crushed mesorry this made me chuckle
>>203195278kino
>>203177769Auspicious post number considering he literally couldn't 69 her
>>203180633God damn I posted Gondola too soon
>>203180616Okay Abu
>>203177316In actuality she's 6'0 and he's 5'11. She's tall but not a giant, he's just a manlet.
>>203177606It's a numbers game.
>>203201553Her porn is bretty gud. I touched myself to it once.
>>203181737on trooncord or retardera huehuehuehue
>>203201660Need. Now.
I just want to die by snu snu bros
>>203180633Didn't the one on the right kill herself?
What are some femdom kinos
I dated a super tall volleyball and basketball player chick in college. I was a senior and she was a freshman. Putting her legs on my shoulders while I railed her was weird because I was used to normal sized women and in comparison her legs were super long and heavy. Couldn't fuck her doggy unless I was up on the bed too, and picking her up and railing her against the wall was out of the question. I'm not even a manlet either, she was just ridiculously tall, I'm 6'1 and she was 6'5 barefoot and liked to wear heels. Picture very related. In hindsight I should have knocked her up and raised an army of Ubermensch, my current gf is 5' and I fear she may pass the womanlet gene on to my spawn and I'll have to drown them in the toilet.
>>203203675we get it you have sex and you are normal FUCK OFF NORMIE
>>203195278fucking hell
I'm 1.98m. I used to think I wanted a tall woman too, until I was with my ex. She was just over 1.60 and she was the perfect size. It was like our bodies just clicked in every way.She married some other dweeb who's the same height as her two months ago.I fucking hate my life.
>>203176212Dats a HUGE Bitch
>>203204036No. Calm down shorty.
>>203177682all hot women are hot, no exceptions
>>203204366>measures self in metric>I hate my lifeImagine.
>>203177682are you retarded? best breeding material for anyone who wants their sons to be chads
>>203204691ALL women?
>>203186678Sheeeeeeit
>>203181024nice
>>203189009he's living the life
>>203205279all HOT women
>>203203675This is how you tell a story. Not like that 'Tindah' retard
>>203192225what the fug that is heaven achieved
>>203205500my sister posts shit like this to her social media even though she's fat and like 5'2.
>>203206041So instead of not being able to fit in the doorway vertically, she can't fit horizontally? Well done.
>>203205476Like these?
>>203206494>doesn't understand the concept of "hot women"
>>203205500I would heem that bitch, and everyone ITT, into the shadowrealm. The weak must fear the strong, and the weak includes all women even the Amazonian ones.
>>203206523You're saying the Slayton sisters aren't hot? I guarantee the sweat and cheese filth under their rolls is at least two degrees hotter than a normal body temp. Maybe you're just a bigot, you ever think about that you filthy bigot?
my last gf was a 6' tall black girl. she had bigger hands than me and she was strong as fuck. i tried to get her to to get into mma.
>>203187284and your GF/wife could beat up your bullies who make fun of you for being a manlet. You could ride her into battle like Master Blaster. Manlet bros, this might be it.
>>203176212Super freakishly tall people die prematurely and in great pain just like fat people. Turns out it's hard to pump blood across an 8 foot body with the same size heart. Their knees also get destroyed and usually end up confining them to a wheelchair. Still, at least they don't choose it, unlike the fatties.
>>203206612Bro I'm sorry to have to tell you this but your gf was a zesty buck named Da'Quandrius that was into crossdressing.
>>203206652she had a fat puss tho
>>203179603We need a new Attack of the 50 ft Woman remake. Maybe she grew up as a feral child in a jungle somewhere and got into some toxic waste. Then one day while swimming some fishermen grab her and bring her back to the mainland.Then at the end we reveal surprise, the island she grew up on was Monster Island and tease her as part of the Kongzillaverse.
>>203206641That's only the freaks. My grandpa was 6'8 and died at 94 years old and worked on his farm until that day. >tfw 5'11 munchkin because my 6'4 Dad knocked up my 5'1 womanlet mother yet my grandpa still treated me like a real human
>>203177780that never happened
>>203177682only an insecure guy would be turned off by a big beautiful woman
>>203180544>>203186526Qrd?>>203177798Fuuuck. You mean computer repair guys really do go through all your shit??? This is my nightmare and why im hesitant to have anything repaired.>>203206612>>203206652Kek, this nigga.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7uL21liroZw
>>203206691Yep, that's Da'Quandrius the zesty buck alright. He tricked me too so don't feel bad. Spent his money from being a soundcloud rapper with spottemgottem and pooh shiesty on the best tranny crotch surgery money could buy, and even had a bussy juice reservoir added to his fake vagene. You ever wonder why it smelled like a bussy had been murdered in the room after sex playa? Now you know.
>>203186678>YWNB bullied by all three of themWhy are we here, just to suffer?
>>203206886I-i-is this possible? Could all the gorilla women I have been picking up in the hood actually be dudes?
>>203206945Yep. You're gay now. Sorry bro. Similar thing just happened to me because an ex "came out as a ftm transexual". Now I'm retroactively a faggot. Shit sucks.
>>203189009no way a girl this big would date this manletmanlets have 0 girls even in normal standards
>>203206870>Fuuuck. You mean computer repair guys really do go through all your shit??? This is my nightmare and why im hesitant to have anything repaired.yah. back from last night. surprised the thread is still open. I mean we could just do a hard copy of your drive but if it's damaged and the files are corrupted we'll have to check some of them just to make sure they recovered properly using some funky software. and whilst I shouldn't have gone through his fetish folder there's nothing stopping anyone in a repair shop looking through everything that might be on there.
>>203206749I live in the Baltics and work retail, I see fucking Mohicans everyday, gravity does it work and these 2.15+++cm people are all shuffling like corpses
>>203206749That would be so bizarre, looking UP at your parents.
I guess you guys could all go to volleyball training or enter in volley to meet tall girls
>>203192367The taller you are the more difficult it is to put on weight, especially muscle.
>>203207234Become a volunteer coach? Even better if you got paid.
>>203207234imagine a bunch of amazonchads creating their own volleyball teams we'd be unstoppable. we'd probably all end up stabbing one another actually.
>>203207152A long time ago when I was a teenager and before I knew how to do shit with computers on my own I took my PC in to be repaired at a local shop some fat neckbeard had opened in a former VHS rental store. When I went to pick it up he and his fellow neckbeard laughed and complimented me on the nudes my gf at the time had sent me on a messanging app when we would cyber sex if she was grounded and I had saved, because they had seen them. I told them how old she was (15 I was 17) and they immediately poker faced and got me out of there ASAP. Kind of fucked up that there are teenagers going to jail over that shit nowadays. I'd be in a supermax cell next to El Chapo if I did the stuff I did on messenger services and Limewire/WinMX now. Also kinda glad that hard drive is in a landfill under six gorillion tons of trash now too.
>>203207477there was another old weird looking guy who smelled terrible that brought an ancient laptop in and said he wanted it disposing of no questions asked. looked like the laptop was covered in cumstains, me and my colleague both agreed there's probably pizza on there and just took it outside and smashed it it pieces. probably should have reported the guy but we didn't want to open it up and find out.
>>203188113that body is just vile, you guys lusting over these landwhales enabled them to go dressed around like porks in spandex.
>>203207477If anyone found the hard drive from when I was a kid and fucking around on limewire and aol etc. on my parents computer I would get the death penalty probably. I agree that it's best that thing is long gone and in a trash pile somewhere. Thanks a lot pic related I just wanted to watch dbz or listen to Linkin Park limp bizkit system of a down secret unreleased legend of Zelda my fellow americans (no screeching).mov not you molesting one of the neighbor kids you fucking freak.
>>203207995I heard that he recently got released due to poor health and then the minute he walked out the feds scooped him up to charge him with even more noncery they hadn't before. RIP Bozo enjoy dying in prison with a shattered arse you slimy heeb.
need more qt tall women in mediaremember the hummer commercial and the jeep commercial with group of tall girls pulling over with group of guys but guys end up being shorter
I want a giant MILF to do pic related to me, me in her pantyhose
>>203205500MOMMY
>>203208191Put on her shoes in front of you?
>>203208363Look in the pantyhose
>>203176212/r/samespecies
>>203178283spawn camp volleyball games
>>203208597They always still feel compelled to wear heels
>>203208191based
>>203208628Well it's a porn shoot so..
>>203208628Those are wedges, not heels
>>203208628You're gonna be "tall girl", you may as well embrace it and go all in. seems pretty straight forward.
>>203177316Fuck, didn't expect that boner.
>>203208428A worm? You want a lady to put a worm in her stockings and then put her shoe on? You're a sick fuck. I like it.>captcha: 0W VAG
>>203208736Women aren't allowed on the internet. Fuck off.
>>203204691BROTHER!
>tfw king of the manlets 5'11" and have a 6'1" F cup mega milker long term gf but she's starting to get a little chunkyHow do I prevent her from hambloating without being mean? I've brought up getting a peloton "for us" and she seemed into it but if she gets over 175 I'm just going to kill her and move to some Asian shithole with skinny whores before they find her body I think.
>>203208717Haha no it isn't haha it totally isn't haha you would post the link to it if it was haha please haha!
>oh no I'm tall that's such a problem hahawhy aren't they doing shows about the manlet struggle instead?
>>203183287>pretend to not be into girls taller than me when it's what I most wanted.
>>203208628Yes
>>203209064Watch her carbs. Cutting back on carbs and controlling portion size is key. Everything is stuffed full of sugar and corn syrup, and very easy to eat thousands of calories over your limit daily if you're not paying attention. Switch to something like keto or just low carb diet and it works great
>>203209064Easiest is that YOU start working around, or exercise. Start running or some shit and slowly intermingling sentences casually like “I’ll perform better if I have company”, or “it really does get lonely after a while” shit like that. Don’t do anything too hard that she would t herself think she can accomplish.
>>203209295This. Don’t say what you end goal is just little by little take over making dinner etc and just make it healthier. Also cut sugar away completely.
Same >>203209300I meant start working out. Damn auto correct.
>>203181737I'm 6'6" and I wish I hunted for a woman taller than me. It's all I think about. And my wife is 5'5". If you want a tall wife, please continue to hunt for one and don't just fall in love with a short girl.
>>203194847That son of a bitch.
what I wonder about in regards to large women is if they are enormous, do they have an enormous vagina? does the pussy scale? Like imagine for a moment that I have an average-sized penis, more than adequate to pleasure and average-sized woman. If that average-sized penis small relative to the cavernous interior of a large woman's proportionately normal-sized vagina?
>>203209548well yes, what did you expect? Obviously large women have larger vaginal canals - they need to be able to squeeze their giant children out through them after all.The same doesn't apply to very large men, they can have all penis sizes since there's no limiting factor like there is with childbirth.
>25h long thread in /tv/>just slowly but steadily discussing tall womenKek
>>203209625>just discussing tall womenThis is the board for kino after-all.
>>203209333>take over making dinnerDo you want him to wear a dress too lad? My advice: Beatings. Severe and often until her fitness improves. You ever see a man that's good at domestic violence with a fat wife? No, you haven't.
>>203209596I can't remember where and I'm not going to look it up but I've read that height is a contributing factor for penis size so I would expect it to be the same for vaginas.
>>203209300>>203209333>tell her YOU want to exercise and need company>don't tell her she's going on a diet>just be passive aggressiveWrong way. She's getting fat, which is out of the question. Tell her that she needs to fix it. What happens when she goes, "nah, not interested in jogging with you; you have fun, luv." Then you have to lie as to why you wanted her to go jogging with you in the first place. Way to spike the relationship.
>>203209596Not true, the same facts that go with dick size and height go with vaginas and female height. I'm not packing like a pornstar by any means, and I've had a lanky gf that I would hit her cervix when fuckin from behind and a 4'11 gf that could have taken me halfway up the forearm if I was fisting her. Also had a 5' gf and had the same shit with hitting her cervix as the lanky one. Tightest and most perfect fit was a 38 year old 5'6 (I'm guessing within an inch or two) skank I met at a bar and started fucking.
>>203206568Boy sit down
>>203209625it's the most kino fetish. footfags and plappers are pathetic plebs.
>tfw only like tall women because their necks are longer and my fetish is strangling women with my handsI'm not a serial killer in training I don't think but choking a woman and knowing I could snap her fragile bird boned neck easily with my bare hands makes my dick hard. I was madly in love with a chick that was perfect and madly in love with me but she hated when I would choke her and I dumped her because of it. I may need therapy or something.
>>203210047That's just an average azn guy.
>>203210016The reason so many people fail at losing weight and stay fat is this false impression that it's exercise they need. Exercise is good and healthy, but not why they are fat. They are fat specifically because of eating too many calories. It's diet plain and simple. Trying to stay eating 3-4000+ calories a day and acting like you're gonna jog enough to beat that is stupid. Which is exactly what advertisers want, then you'll reach for pills, shakes, gym memberships, etc that will be unlikely to work
>>203209596no like the other anon said, I've met small women with butcher tier pussies and tall or even fatter ones that have nice tight puss. I don't think there's any way to tell until you're in there. you could always ask them I guess.
>>203210342>Pardon me ma'am, I was wondering about the depth and circumference of your vagina, may I ask you a few quick questions?
>>203210336Best thing you can do is just skip meals
>>203210516It's really not, kek. Just watch your carbs. It's only difficult the first week or so then you get the hang of it. People whine and moan and dread that first week though
>>203176852That son of a bitch.
>>203210336>>203210516>best thing is to skip mealsDelete these posts.
>>203210464actually reminds me of when I went to see 50 shades with my ex and afterwards I asked if she would be up for anal fisting as a joke and she just looked at me disgusted. https://youtu.be/y-HEg-l24iU?feature=shared wasn't long after we broke up kek
>>203210516Best thing you can do is opiates. Take them shits until you're thin and then stop. Feels good man.
>>203177331Nicole Kidman and Tom Cruise
>>203210588>women got off to this retarded shitAnd we're supposed to respect them. What a fucking joke.
>>203210794it's even worse when you joke about it afterwards and make some lewd comment and they get upset about it. bitch you wanted to see the movie
>>203210562Telling people to change their diet habits is retarded. Most people have a lot of difficulty controlling what they eat because they live with family, are poor w/e.Telling those people to only eat meat is retarded and just leads to failure.You wanna lose weight? Just fucking my fast. It’s been the norm throughout most of history that you just didn’t get 3 square meals every day.It’s been shown to be good for you and builds discipline which is the bigger root issue.Fucking skip meals. Go cold Turkey and stop dicking around with meme diets
>>203210622Meth helps too
>>203209064Get her hooked on party drugs
>>203209064if we're suggesting drugs now a non illegal method is to turn her into an alcoholic. I did it and you stop eating altogether after a few months if you go hard enough and will drop like 10kg in no time at all. you just have to make her quit afterwards.
>>203211165That's a good way to make sure she ends up with a gut.
Well, at least we're now past bump limit once these retarded meme posts started rolling in.
>>203211264spirits turn you into a skeleton if you make them your only meal of the day. might get a minor case of severe liver damage but other than that it worked for me.
>>203211269Your mom is a retarded meme post faget.
>>203211070Kek, enjoy your failure. May as well just recommend ozempic or whatever latest fad fat loss pills and say it's impossible to control what goes into your fat face
>>203209625slow burn /tv/ kino
>>203211338>she might lose the ability to properly break down carbs & sugars, other than that, she'll be fit & trim in the long term
>>203211486oh yeah I forgot about that part. although now that I've quit I still find it hard to eat because my stomach lining is fucked. haven't gained much of the weight back since.
>>203211338I'll stick to a steady diet of oxycontin and cigarettes thank you very much. I get fat and in trouble everytime I chug a litre of vodka and do 140mph on the highway everyday, I can take 60mg of oxy and chainsmoke in my car while running immigrant families off the road at 140mph and not get in trouble at all.
>>203211568whilst I always stick to booze as king despite my alcoholism I admire your tenacity to stick to having a drug problem I still get secretly shitfaced just much less often and when no one is around
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>>203211964Well at least one of them has the right idea of what should be done to them all.
>>203206612I decided to try the junglepill one day after seeing too many images of hot negresses on here and she headbutted me during sex and left a massive bruise on my head. then she laughed and asked if I'd ever been with a black girl before. haven't taken the junglepill since, perhaps I'm not powerful enough to handle it.
