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LadiesThoughts on guys with sunglasses?
Hey (You)!Yes (You)!What is your favorite video game that's older than you?
Women, could you pick out your bf's dick in a line up?
>>32004226Me.
How do I get a gf into threesomes and spitroasts?
Why do I crave an abusive boyfriend? It's all I've wanted since I was a little girl. I fantasize about it all the time. I want him to be possessive and bully me. Yet I also know it isn't good for me and I should resist the urge.
Why do sub 6'2 males try to talk to me when I'm with my girlies? So gross. Omg.
How common are women like webm related?
>>32004241Are you self aware of your autogynophilia?
>>32004226I love Sonic 2!I need a cute femanon to watch me play it and listen to me rattle off fun trivia and theories about it, while they nod and think about how hard they're going to drain my balls!
S e x.
>>32004241>Why do sub 6'2 males try to talk to me when I'm with my girlies? So gross. Omg.
How do you feel about ethnic Albanians living in Bosnia and Kosovo?
how important is money for women? like if you as a woman are financially independent, would you accept me if I had everything else together but I worked a lower paying job? Health, fitness, no addictions, clean, loving, interesting, etc.
Men how long do you want me to wait until I try to get back together with you?
>>32004250No, you're a scrub. I bet you have a power bottom job like a nurse or a waiter lmao.
>>320042511-2 days
>>32004246That ugly man with the exaggerated facial expression seems like an adequate representation of unhinged keyboard warrior behavior, yes
>>32004250>how important is money for women?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMVuRGw_a5A
Would you date a guy whos boring, but he doesnt drink, smoke or do drugs
>>32004244I was gonna ask where you were two weeks ago when I was blogging about my Sonic 2 playthrough but then I realized you're an e-simp who was probably salty some other guy also enjoyed Sonic 2.Mecha Sonic is my favorite part of the game.
>>32004259Women should instead date me, a man who is capable of vaping and smoking cigarettes through his asshole. It's a classic party trick that I've shown numerous people at nightclubs and cookouts.
Femanons would you date guy who drinks Whiskey?
>>32004263Do you get headrush like that?
>>32004252>>32004258oh so this is just a larp thread. cool. and no I'm not I'm just not a doctor or something.
>>32004259lmao no
Groping femanon's bootycheeks while she's cooking
>>32004268That is why you will be fired from the kitchen at Arby's without the ability to collect unemployment
>>32004262I don't know what you're talking about! :) I replay Sonic 2 all the time and actively want more people to play it.My favorite part is Mystic Cave Zone. Mecha Sonic and the Death Egg Robot still give me anxiety when I fight them.
>>32004266>and no I'm not I'm just not a doctor or something.Then you shouldn't pretend to have any medical knowledge.
>>32004259I would. I am also boring, don't smoke, drink, or do drugs.
>>32004218Probably Feds and spy'shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfafgXGlPbA
>>32004218They're pretty cool, I guess.>>32004226F. Hatris came out like a year before me, apparently.>>32004264Sure, assuming he's not an alcoholic.>>32004268Good way to make me stop cooking and demand sex instead.
What was the objectively funniest act of sexual violence you ever experienced? I got raped by a goth clown, one wearing full makeup
>>32004288Probs being pressured into holding an old man with cancer's dick when he could've held it himself fine.
>>32004288>I got raped by a goth clown, one wearing full makeupGod I wish that was me
>>32004269>went to get a sandwich at Arby’s >dude working behind the counter was a demure but heavily pierced guy wearing a large Witcher medallion I guess their campaign to recruit deadbeat gamers really worked.
Women do you assume that guys who like physical touch only like it for sex reasons?
I feel like I’m going insane in my dorm because I have very little art and things to help me relax when I’m home. What small things do you have in your room that improve your QOL and/or make you feel comfortable at home?
>>32004263Pics or it didn’t happen.
>>32004291There was this very colorful German movie from maybe the 1990s or 2000s, I think it was from the director of Run Lola Run, where the caretaker of an old dying man jacks him off under his bedsheets in his last days. Near the end of the movie it's revealed she's his daughter. Why the fuck do I still remember that.
>>32004294I like it because I'm mentally autistic in the brain and touching or being touched by another person is a comforting form of stimming.
>>32004293Why are people these days obsessed with the word demure like they've just heard it for the first fucking time? It's really not that obscure or unique of an adjective.
>>32004295My Sega Dreamcast. It was the first console I ever bought with my own money, and it's never left me. I took it to my dorms, kept it on me while I was couch-surfing. It just brings me comfort even if I don't use it often.
Whoever reading this: Your skin isn’t paper don’t cut it Your body isn’t a book cover don’t judge itYour heart isn’t a door don’t lock itYour life isn’t a move don’t end itYour soul is beautiful Be you , stay safe ,stay hard
>>32004304I started using it after seeing it get used in Carnage as a way to describe Kate Winslet’s character before she started to get drunk. Sounds like an apt way to describe a reserved guy who looks like a misanthrope but still acts politely behind a drive thru window.
>>32004301>touching or being touched by another person is a comforting form of stimmingidk what stimming is, but i agree!
>>32004308https://youtu.be/bWXazVhlyxQ?si=8HpnAAXz0ZSPJYAy
>>32004310From WebMD:>Stimming refers to repetitive behaviors or motions that you may use to help cope with emotions. Some examples of stimming include:>Biting your nails when you feel anxious>Twirling your hair when you feel bored>Flapping your hands when something excites you>Jiggling your foot when you are concentrating>Banging your head>Turning a light off and on>Scratching your skin repeatedly
Girls,I have been hanging out with this girl I met at a rave and we have gone to 3 raves together and even roll together. We also hang out outside of that and have lots of sex. It seems like she realllly likes me almost overwhelmingly, like she wants to kiss and have sex 24/7. This has been going on for about a month. She is most likely expecting this to turn into a relationship but for me I do not want that. I just don't have that desire to be in a monogomous relationship at this point in my life even though she is a sweet girl.So the question is, should I tell her this before we spend more time together? I would ideally want to be good friends with her and still go to shows and hang out sometimes, and would be okay if she found another guy to be boyfriends with eventually. Or should I not bring any serious talk like that and just hang out and have a good time like we are now? I mean she is gonna bring it up at some point soon right? I just feel bad I don't want to hurt her feelings.
>>32004316I don't like people who use working forces as an excuse to burn crosses.
What are the slavery rituals in which you have participated? When and how will you liberate yourself from these chains of oppression?
Good evening /atoga/I hate women.
>>32004226Daggerfall or Michael Jackson's Moonwalker.
Women are indecisive men really that unattractive?
>>32004325I see. FOCK YOU I WOn’t DOWATCHA TELLME
As a man, how can I sexualize my bare feet, emphasizing the flexibility of the balls of my feet and the dexterity of my toes?
>>32004322Don’t bring it up until she brings it up. Or casually hint at it when you get the chance like “BOY DO I LIKE BEING SINGLE AND NOT BEING COMMITTED TO ANYONE LOL” but don’t bring it up explicitly unless you want to prematurely ruin this good thing you have going.
Do pest exterminators ever exterminate the alien midgets from Pluto who are staring at me every night from a car parked across the street? All these yellow eyed jaundiced alien fuckers do is masturbate their forked extraterrestrial penises while they watch my sleep. I want them to stop spying on me and masturbating to me. I've called the police multiple times but they said there's nothing they can do, they even gaslighted me into saying I needed mental treatment. Fuck no, I know these fuckers are there.How do I stop the masturbating extraterrestrial midgets who keep stalking and spying on me? I don't think a pest exterminator will do anything against them but that might be my only hope.
Femanons, Where do you keep your collection of the dried and shrunken genitals of the many men you've castrated?
Women can i start with 2 fingers? or do i start with 1 and add more?
I've been talking to a girl online. Let me make this clear first to avoid any misunderstandings: I am 100% sure I am NOT getting catfished. I know her name, where she lives, where she works, we did video calls multiple times etc so I'm not getting baited. However, she sometimes just sends me pictures of someone who's clearly not her (the person is more attractive) pretending it's her just wearing a lot of make up. I mean the other person does look like her a bit but their nose is completely different, it's clear they're not the same person. She just says she's wearing a lot of make up and it makes her look like someone else but it's literally someone else.What's the point in doing this, women? I'm genuinely confused.
>>32004250Not for me.Men typically do less housework though they often make up for it by out earning their female partners.
>>32004354I'm personally fine with two, but I know everyone is different. You should probs start with one just to be safe.
>>32004226Mortal Kombat 3>>32004242Not very. Uncircumcised is the norm around the world.>>32004249Like we should have killed every Serbian while we were in Kosovo.>>32004250Yes, I make enough to support a partner. I would much prefer them doing something they are passionate about or that makes them happy. Just have enough to buy your wants.>>32004264Depends on the whiskey. I won't date a guy that gets shitfaced on Jack and Fireball.>>32004268Prefer a healthy swat, but groping will do.>>32004336Indecisive people are unattractive.
>>32004212Women, would you ever date a guy who preferred receiving feminine compliments and pet names? Like they'd rather be a pretty princess than a handsome prince
>>32004358>Depends on the whiskey. I won't date a guy that gets shitfaced on Jack and Fireball.I have really good taste and a nice collection
>>32004250You are the ideal house husband for a high earning career woman.
Women is the areola more sensitive than the nipple itself?
>>32004376Fuck no. Having my nips touched directly feels like being stabbed. But maybe that's because I have innies.
Just a reminder that tattoos are a permanent reminder of a temporary emotion.
State gender and ageWhat are your preferred alcoholic beverages?
>>32004388Male, 30.None.
Women if you want to a costume party and a guy had inflatable dick in his costume, would you touch it?
>>32004388M 27Whiskey neat
>>32004384>But maybe that's because I have inniesHmm, i suppose that could be possible>Having my nips touched directly feels like being stabbedTouching the areola is fine?
>>32004386I still don't regret mine.>>32004388F, 33. Anything with Baileys. Mudslides and grasshoppers are my favorites, but they're more like desserts.
>>32004388Tangentially related, do Americans not drink cider? I've never seen one online ever refer to cider of any kind, either positively or negatively.
>>32004391If it was a small party of at least all acquaintances, I'd probably make a joke about jerking it off. But otherwise no.>>32004397Yeh, but my areolas are pretty wide, I'd say. Touching too close to the nips still hurts.
>>32004254I’m serious
>>32004386Absolutely vapid statement. Any decision you ever make is the result of "temporary emotion", and if you're referring to what the tattoo represents rather than the decision to get it then you can just not pick something emotional. If you're that paranoid about it, anyway.
>>32004399I've had hard ciders before. They're common enough.
I’ve never felt more confused and helpless in my life. Why did he do this?
Men State ageWhat is the weirdest thing that’s ever happened to you?
>>32004404Is not-as-close to the nipple pleasurable at all? or its still too much?
>>32004405Me too
>>3200441525Almost got crushed (or hit in the head) by a chunk of concrete from a pillar
Men state ageWhat do you regret?
>>32004411because it gave me a giggle
>>32004418Seems very short
>>3200442227I regret not asking out that extremely nerdy and weird girl in HS I was friends with and friends with her older brother. I though I could do better since I was more popular, but I'd probably have a nice life with her.
>>3200442226when i was like 7, i told my cousin she had on too much makeup on her wedding day. I still feel bad about it
>>32004417It can feel weird in a not-bad way, but that's only when I'm touching them like that. With partners, it feels like they're gouging my nips out even if they're being very careful.
>>32004426Yeah that is kinda the point, if I want to be with you I don't want to be apart for long.
>>32004422M 26I cut up my chest a long time ago because I wanted some private marks that would scare away any girls I somehow managed to be intimate with, my self esteem was that low and I wanted a reason to permanently withdraw from trying to find love.
>>3200441522Some guy who seemed either on a substance or mentally ill approached me once and started talking about death out of the blue. I feigned speaking French to escape the situation but it turned out he was fluent. Still don't know what the fuck was going on there.>>32004422Not picking my own college, doing some perverted shit to friends who still don't know, not being more social generally.
>>32004238Have you ever had an expectation of monogamy in a 1 on 1 with a friend and is all your social career path developed off this? We really need to raise kids meeting their older siblings in pairs at a time but the greater fear of emotional rivalry of big scary ape rents and their dysfunctional homomonogomous 1:1 social clutch will out rule you back to default state. It's best you become a quantum component state and do them separate but imagine one before the next and the other after the first but don't imagine both at the same time if you have any fallacy of self perpetuating isms.
State genderHave you ever been in love?>>32004365Whatcha got?>>32004376No, but it still feels good>>32004388F 27 for a few more daysTequila, rum, and really anything but vodka. I hate vodka. Love wine. Currently drinking wine. Sangria is wine.>>32004391The intrusive thoughts would probably win.
>>3200442227, I “regret” doing coke for the first time last night because now I want more.
>>32004443F. Idk anymore. After seven relationships, you'd think what I felt as love would've made one of them actually last.
>>32004430>With partners, it feels like they're gouging my nips out even if they're being very careful.oof, thats rough
>>32004448My chest is uggo in general, so I'd rather not bring attention to it during sex at all. I have plenty of ass to keep hands occupied.
>>3200441530I often get deja vu and have had some odd supernatural experiences, like identifying my then deceased great grandfather's shoes without being told that they were his. Also have had a handful of near deaths that I barely avoided.>>32004422I've got a few I suppose, but I was only acting on the best judgements I could have made at the time. One might be letting someone who likely had untreated BPD take me for a ride for so long, but I live with it.
>>3200442227I regret not giving the girl who loved me in high school a chance. She literally offered herself to me in every way conceivable and tongue kissed me in front of the entire school on our last day of school. I never gave her a chance because... Honestly I have no idea, I was attracted to her and I did love her. I guess I was just afraid and I judged her for her past a bit.I have never loved someone since then and she REALLY fucking hates me nowadays.
Is it better to be alone and lonely or be with someone you don’t like?
>>32004443MMaybe? The most intensely I've ever connected with someone was a friend I had when I was a teenager, but she moved away and I realise looking back that I made no effort to stay in touch whilst she made lots. Dunno if it was really being in love but if it's not it's still the nearest I've been. We're still in touch, but in a "every 2 years one of us says 'how are you' and the other says 'good' and that's it" sort of way.
>>32004212>Watching Doom 2015 movie>its good but I just ate dinner and I'm slowly falling asleep despite the action>half-asleep>cat starts fucking SCREAMING for no reason>wake up and look over>she is sitting on the carpet all quietly like "What's up, did you hear something?"I swear to god this cat...
>>32004443>Whatcha got?Russell's reserve single barrel and private select, laphroaig 10 year, a 22 yo Glenfiddich single barrel cask strength, Lagavulin 16 yo, Knob Creek 12 yo bourbon and Knob Creek 10 yo rye, Jack Daniel's single barrel barrel proof rye. Ron Izalco 18 yo rum.Idk I have a lot more.
Women who enjoy giving handjobs, whats fun about it for you?
>>32004443FNo. I don’t know
>>32004459I can't keep alcohol in the house because its too tempting for me to glug-glug at the end of the day. I save all my drinking for between xmas and new years.
>>32004443M.Many times, yes.
>>32004463Yeah it's tempting so I try to keep it just to weekends and not every day during the weekend.
>>32004440This wasn't in Sakurai's book
M 30>>32004388I like vodka. Never tried wine or sake, but I'd like to.>>32004415A lady on the bus last winter took a picture of me. She was sitting just a seat ahead, and accidentally had her flash on. I still don't know what to think. I just stared at her for the next 30 minutes iirc.>>32004422Caring for my ex for 12 years.>>32004443I thought so at the time. I loved an idealized version of her, really. I was too stupid to see it.
>>32004455I've experienced both and I think loneliness is better.
>>32004455Never experienced the latter but it sounds like it would eat away at you.
>>32004466Yeah, I couldn't do it, I am dopamine deprived and if you put in alone with nothing but a bag of chips I'll eventually devour them even if I'm not hungry just to keep that dopamine up.Weirdly enough though, leave me in a house full of junk food and I'll eat the junk food, but just eat enough of it to keep myself full. I've lost more weight with my parents gone than I have with them here, which might be because they stress me the fuck out lol.
>>32004415I went on a date with a coworker a few years younger than me and she wanted to hold onto my hand while I was driving so I let her and she started sucking on my fingers.
>>32004217MI would appreciate if I didn'f have to talk to anyone in class thanks.
I went out I got dressed all pretty and didn’t talk to any guys :( everyone at the concert was there with their girlfriend I hate the apps but I’m thinking they’re my only chance
>>32004455Lonely, you can solve that with a pet somewhat. Being with someone you don't like can be absolutely abrasive, even if they aren't trying to be. I think that is why some women just fly off the handle at their husbands at anything and everything, they "conquered" him then lose respect because he has been tamed and then they grow to hate him for some reason, so any little thing he does, even if he is trying to not annoy her, annoys her so he can't win.
>>32004476Probably some weird shit test to see if you had self-control
Guy I'm getting to know told me he doesn't think I'm super good looking but he likes who I am. I asked him if he thinks I'm ugly he said no. What do I make of this and what now?
>>32004475Yeah I get it, I have the same problem with junk food. But I am not very good at stopping eating it. Only way I can stop is when there is none in the house but then I feel stressed like I have nothing to eat haha.
>>32004482Either he's an autist who can't social properly or he's negging you. Not good either way.
>>32004450>My chest is uggo in generalhow would you feel if a guy disagreed with you?
>>32004386I walked into my tattoos with zero theory to connect the idea to anything but the outlines is schematically assembles to I had little to no adjustment on the second one as it was a rendition of a catastrophe of conversation marking the urgency to never be direct and do everything for yourself with one mouth piece even if that means sucking a dick just to fit in
>>32004481If you start sucking on people's fingers out of the blue there is exactly one person in the situation who lacks self control, and it isn't the suckee.
>>32004444Nice quads booger sugarCall you the quadfather>>32004447It's a bitter pill to swallow knowing it doesn't matter how much you love someone. You can't make them love you back.>>32004455Just because you're alone doesn't mean you have to be lonely.>>32004459>laphroaig 10 yearGood shit>22 yo Glenfiddich single barrel cask strengthGood shit>Lagavulin 16 yoToo peaty>Knob Creek 12 yo bourbonGood shit>>32004461The control. It's low effort too.>>32004472>loved an idealized version of her, really.We've all been there
>>32004482Bulldog effect, ugly/not his type but cute and he can't put his finger on it. It's your aura, your expressiveness or your personality, something attracts him to you and he can't really put his finger on it, but he knows its not because of how you look. When your a dude you can tell the difference between being attracted to someone because their attractive vs. another reason, but you won't always know the reason.
>>32004481I failed
>>32004415Male, 25I was helping one of my friends move down South, and an extremely inebriated black dude (at 10 AM) asked for 75 cents and the use of my phone.
>>32004486I think he is being honest. I'm indeed not super good looking. I felt insulted though but maybe I shouldn't? I don't know how I should feel about this
>>32004490>>laphroaig 10 year>Good shit>>22 yo Glenfiddich single barrel cask strength>Good shit>>Lagavulin 16 yo>Too peaty>>Knob Creek 12 yo bourbon>Good shitI find Lagavulin 16 yo to be less peaty than laphroaig 10.I also have Calirosa extra anejo tequila I forgot about.
>>32004482Best case is he's autistic and has no filter.
>>32004487That's fine. I understand that everyone has their own tastes. I just personally feel like they're so far separated from the standard of nice tits that I'm only being fair by saying they're objectively bad.
>>32004495You can be honest without being rude. There are some thoughts that are appropriate to share, and some which are not. Telling a date that they aren't very good looking is not an appropriate thing to say.
>>32004484You should pick up running and find healthy food to gorge yourself on. I'm a runner so I'm going to be skinny no matter how much I eat, but my brother ate nothing but bacon and eggs because he liked the taste and he lost a shit ton of weight that way.
>>32004491So that means he is not physically attracted to me?
>>32004501Oh no he'll have sex with you, he wouldn't be dating you if he didn't, just your body isn't the major factor.
>>32004490You're so lucky to be living the dream when it comes to love. Talked with my ex a lot yesterday and despite things going well, she still hasn't convinced me she wants more from me than to sit on her face.
>>32004495>but maybe I shouldn't?Gonna sound corny as shit for a moment, but there's no way you "should" feel in response to that. Whatever your earnest reaction is to hearing it is valid or whatever. If you found it insulting so be it, just recognise that you taking offence and the statement being intentionally offensive aren't necessarily the same thing.
How can women be unhappy if they have unlimited options of men to date? If a relationship doesn’t work out she can easily find a different guy to date. Why do some of them say they have relationship problems if they have it so easy in the dating world?
>>32004482>>32004495It's really simple. Just look at all the charts of how men rate women vs how women rate men.Men rate women objectively and their ratings follow a normal distribution from 1-10. Women rate men as a binary thing, either they are good looking or they're ugly.He's saying you're not a 10 or a 9 on his scale, but you're a 7. However, because of how women rate men, you think that a 7 means he thinks you're ugly when he's really just trying to say he thinks you're good looking but not like an instagram model or anything.
>>32004501Might work to your advantage, it means he is dating for a LTR and/or seriously and doesn't just want to pump and dump you after the 3rd or 4th date.
>>32004358I understand the urgency to accomplish something overcompanied by the instant gratification generation however soldier processes don't work like that if you look at the whole unit preparation is pretty clairvoyant the information it protects and contains it's just no civilian has a user manual and when it boils down to decisiveness the most action you'll get is flight or fight response in which atypical is a response mechanism of an instant gratification mechanism bait and switching decisiveness to trigger the killjoy.
>>32004507Men are the only ones for whom literally 100% of their happiness is derived from getting laid
>>32004507FSome of us are ugly and annoying
>>32004503I'm catcalled sometimes and guys who are younger and better looking than him think I'm cute (they don't know my aura or personality) so am I ugly or does this guy has shitty taste?
>>3200442930.
>>32004358What should I call her then? OjOj?>>32004515Oh then he probably means your face then?>So am I ugly?I don't know what you look like, if your catcalled I wouldn't worry about it>does this guy have shitty taste?Imagine if I said "Yes", that means I'm calling you shit lmfao.
>>32004415I literally cannot remember a single weird/out of the ordinary thing. I don't think I've ever had something really weird happen to me. Am I that boring?
>>32004479>everyone at the concert was there with their girlfriendThink this is confirmation bias. Every time I go out somewhere it feels like every woman is with a boyfriend or in a large group. Sometimes both. Fairly sure not everyone is cuffed so it must be us just noticing it more
>>32004508I think men have shitty taste. I don't think instagram models are 10
>>32004523A lot of men like plastic these days, I never got the appeal. I'm male btw.
I’m so depressed lol
>>32004529What's up?
>>3200441530Got pulled over in the middle of the day for doing 61 in a 55. Rolled my window down, hands on the wheel, waited for the officer to approach. My windows had no tint and I was the only one in the car, which was nothing special, a silver late-model Fusion with no exterior damage, nothing even remotely remarkable about it.The cop approached from the passenger side, weapon drawn at low ready, keeping his head low. He poked his head up and checked the back seat, then moved to the front and checked the passenger seat, before coming around to my window, where he holstered his weapon. The stop went completely normally after that. No idea what the fuck that was about.>>32004422I regret not asking out more women in high school and college.
>>32004212Both genders,Should I eat celery or baby carrots while I game?
>>32004534Carrots are tastier
>>32004534F. Neither of those is my pussy, so why the fuck should I care? Just ignore my needs to play your stupid Dark Souls like my gamer ex did. Fucking useless.
>>32004534Carrots with just a dollop of ranch on the side.Celery is gross :(
>>32004507Because happiness can't be derived from other people. If you're unhappy with yourself, no partner is going to change that.>>32004511I'm too drunk to understand this or you're not making any sense>>32004519>What should I call her then? OjOj?Jolyne >>32004534NeitherEat berries. They're high in fiber.
>>32004513A man will marry any woman that shows him a speck of attention. They’ll do anything to get attention from women. Sex is the least of their worries.
>>32004536Damn, you used to not like the idea of guys eating your pussy. Being direct like this is hot.
>>32004545I've come around to it. And now that I'm single it's been on my mind a lot.
>>32004536You sound really upset, maybe throw on Skyrim or something to relax.
>>32004542Yes. Because 100% of their issues are "I can't get pussy!" They'll settle because pussy is pussy, it's the only thing that can make them happy.
Both genders. What's an example of somebody who is the least physically attractive that you would still consider dating?
>>32004546Would you ever force a guy's face onto your pussy?Consensually of course
>>32004538I don’t like them with ranch
>>32004226M>What is your favorite video game that's older than you?Bloody hell, there aren't many.Colossal Cave Adventure's older than me, right?>1976Yep.
>>32004536How about you try to distract me while I play, and if I die to a boss or hazard, I have to bury my face in your slophole until you cum or I die?
>>32004539If I had a whole bunch of women to date and love me, I’d be the happiest man alive
>>32004550I can't even get a woman to settle with me.
>>32004546I've only ate pussy a couple times, but I'd love to do it again.I wish one of the girls I'd done it to had leglocked my head, that would be hot.
>>32004422>Men state age44>What do you regret?NothingI've made mistakes in the past but feeling bad about that is degenerate behaviour.
>>32004554Ah okay I didn't realize actual demons used /atoga/Vegetable dip?
>>32004510I just wanted to hook up with this guy. At first at least. Initially I thought he was super physically attracted to me and we would have great sex. I'm kinda disappointed
>>32004455>Is it better to be alone and lonely or be with someone you don’t like?Being with someone you don't like.Lonelyfags collect FOMO and regret like they're common pulls. It'll hurt more to be in a painful relationship, but it will teach you more, and you won't be an obsessive FOMO rat.
State genderDo you play any games on your phone while you're out, or do you watch videos, or read?I miss having a gacha game to play, fuck.
>>32004570Male.Occasionally I listen to a podcast, but otherwise, no. I don't even have any games installed on my phone.
>>32004564Why is it all or nothing with you girls? Maybe it you pull out all the stops during sex he'll be physically attracted to you then?
>>32004443Yes but I was incapable at receiving at the time. I was a vessel void of words on a scary rollercoaster every shift would contain a delusion as the image started deeply in the satire guest of deepest red in my dimly lit three bedroom apartment the door which frequented my only companion long awell my missions of neural submission oblivion and blackout terrors dampening the social life of a neck jacket weirdo panty sniffing thief high on crack cocaine I only remembered this I had no friends junkies were to smoke down the dummy baggies my neighbor accrossed who i met in fall detatch the scenery it was the rolling picture unique to my associate coupling fear of overwhelming paranoid anxiety that i had been fit. My close was in the train tracks watching the picture of me shadowing the coaster Everytime I would emote sense overwhelming response push her further away as the scene endlessly rolled on had I withdured. It was locked in my memory for longer than necessary to know exactly what I am talking about I prefer you don't read my research paper just know that is my experience with true love.
Giving femanon unlimited kisses and gropes
>>32004570M>games on phoneNo>watch videosOn phone? Yup, youtube>readOn my phone? Sounds miserable.
Women, are you open to a a guy eating you out to wake you up? What about piv?Asking men would be pointless
>>32004570I get my daily exercise by walking around the neighborhood and playing Pokemon Go on my phone. Taptaptaptaptaptaptap...
>>32004551MaleThe only appearance related red flags I have are being extremely overweight (like walmart scooter fat) and having clear plastic surgery things. Also not a fan of plastic boobs but I can deal with it
>>32004548That one was also one he played. All stupid sword shit. At least that new Zelda game has horses you can tame.>>32004552Of fucking course. Facesitting is amazing.>>32004557That'd make games actually fun for me, too, so sure. In my experience, trying to distract a guy from games with sex just gets me shot down and embarrassed, though.>>32004561Is trapping by closing thighs not enough? Because leglocking could be more painful for you.
>>32004578Kek, what are you 5?
>>32004482>What do I make of thisYour attractiveness is between 4/10 and 7/10Your personality is above a 6/10
>>32004580>Is trapping by closing thighs not enough?None of them ever even did that. Hell, I'd have loved if they used their hands and played with my hair. At the very least they did moan my name, which was hot.
>>32004570F. I play slots and Vampire Survivors on my phone sometimes.>>32004577Fuck no to both. If a guy wants to eat me out, I want to make sure I'm as fresh as possible. Also, as hot as being fucked in my sleep could be, I'm too paranoid that the guy would be tempted to ignore my demand that he always wear a condom and always pull out.
Hi girlies! Let's have hot, constant, never ending sex
>>32004570I play portable games on emulators. Pic related is my favorite.Do not play gacha games. They’re the devil.
>>32004570Either browse reddit or read ebooks
>>32004226MMegaman 4 and Megaman 8
>>32004587Weird. Crushing a partner's head with my thighs is practically reflexive when I'm close.
>>32004212A lady I work with jokingly said I was the bane of her existence the other day. She said this after I joked about how I would inconvenience her day by sheer coincidence. Is this still at the level of friendly banter?
>>32004530Boyfriend left me
How do I cope with wanting and not wanting a relationship? I want one because I'm extremely insecure in not having had one before, but in truth I don't think I actually want someone I have to stay in constant contact with and change my life around. I also don't think my bouts of severe depression bode well for forming a stable relationship, it's a terrible idea for me in practice but I still can't get over>tfw no gfI want to get over being romantically and sexually attracted to women as a whole.
>>32004358>Like we should have killed every Serbian while we were in Kosovo.Based
>>32004577Any kind of sex first thing in the morning is great, it just takes me a while to wake up so I'm a bit dopey at first
>>32004594I neeeed it...
>>32004597Why?
>>32004507>How can women be unhappy if they have unlimited options of men to date?Health problems, Work problems, Money problems, Family problems, shitty living situation.Also filtering through shitty men gets to be a chore.>If a relationship doesn’t work out she can easily find a different guy to date.Bruh that's like saying if one thing you cook tastes awful you can just cook something else. Yeah but it's still a pain in the ass to cook what amounts to a waste.>Why do some of them say they have relationship problems if they have it so easy in the dating world?How's it easy to sift through a bunch of chaff?
>>32004304New meme, dont know what started it. Kinda disappointing that it only just now hit a lot of peoples vocabulary
>>32004226M. Super Metroid is just a few months older than me, and it's still the best game out there
>>32004580>In my experience, trying to distract a guy from games with sex just gets me shot down and embarrassed, though.That's dumb. They're dumb. Who just has their partner around and decides they want to play a singleplayer game with no interruption?
>>32004597Hello! Sex?
>>32004595I'm a dude...
>>32004534>Should I eat celery or baby carrots while I game?Celery if your mic is open because it'll troll your teamCarrots otherwise because healthier
>>32004304Its the new submissive and breedable
>>32004595Uhhhh, yes and no it really depends on the guy.
>>32004607The post of someone who's never run through a sick dungeon
>>32004607Ikr? One ex literally made me watch him die over snd over as our date nights. It was hellish. At least with my last ex I got to actually try the game a bit. And when I got bored we could still mess around with zero complaining.
>>32004295MI have a tapestry of the Wheel of Fortune tarot card and a bookshelf and thats all I really need to keep me comfy
>>32004542>A man will marry any woman that shows him a speck of attention. They’ll do anything to get attention from women.That's only the shitty men who aren't worth dating.Actual men have goals, plans, and interests.
>>32004589I have 100 hours in Vampire Survivors and I am unashamed. I know my phone could never handle it though.
>>32004563No, I eat them because they’re low calorie. I like them on their own
>>32004619How? I barely play it much and I think I unlocked everything already.
>>32004388M26Gin and Tonic for cocktailsRed Wines at dinnerStouts and Porters for beers, can and will fuck up a case of PBR though
>>32004598No way there's no one else here that's experienced this
>>32004551>Both genders.M>What's an example of somebody who is the least physically attractive that you would still consider dating?My wifeShe is also the most physically attractive person I would consider dating.
>>32004595I can’t speak for every guy, but you’re wrong. Sexual attraction is based around validation.
>>32004625based.
>>32004399Here in the states ciders are seen as a girly drink so its not as popular
>>32004616NTA, but I agree with him, that's nuts. I could see if you guys got to hang out several times a week and once in a while they spent a few hours playing a game, particularly a multiplayer game that you could play too, but every time is stupid.
>>32004580>trying to distract a guy from games with sex just gets me shot down and embarrassed, though.If it's consensual then it's fun. Your problem is that you're doing it non-consensually.
>>32004415M26When I was 20 I was living in an art gallery basement and scraping dmt off of pyrex glasses
>>32004595>Am I wrong?nope
>>32004626When men select women (or men) to masturbate to they select for looks
>>32004629Also in the states the cider isn't real its just shitty malt liquor mixed with highly processed apple juice and not actual cider.
>>32004212Need tall submissive gf that loves to suck me dick
>>32004482lmao thats a crazy thing to say to a woman, i'd just assume hes autistic cause I can see myself saying something similar
>>32004590>Hi girlies! Let's have hot, constant, never ending sexYou are almost a rizzler.Just need to say "Sup bitches." instead of "Hi girlies!"
Hello girlies May I lick you?
>>32004630He had a lot of issues, honestly the gaming and neglect weren't close to the worst of it towards the end of our relationship.>>32004631I just wanted dick. It was right there. It wasn't fair to call me over his place and then refuse to mess around at all despite calling it a date night.
>>32004635I'm surprised at how many women have no idea how men work, it seems no matter how many times you tell them "guys have a pump/dump and date/marry categorization" it always blows their mind for some reason. I guess older women aren't passing down the knowledge so its always a new "discovery" every generation?
>>32004529xD
>>32004598> extremely insecureStop being>severe depressionHave goals>I want to get over being romantically and sexually attracted to women as a whole.Try danbooru or pixiv, 2D is easy
>>32004607>Who just has their partner around and decides they want to play a singleplayer game with no interruption?Good question. Mine enjoys talking with me while she games. Maybe it's an introvert thing.
HoesLet's have sex immediately!
>>32004643That's important context. Choosing games over sex when you just happen to be hanging out is one thing, specifically calling your gf over for a date night just to ignore her is another matter entirely. One makes you a bit of a loser but whatever. The other makes you a cunt.
>>32004637Its a shame too cause good cider is tasty
Men, I just vomited.
>>32004615It boggles the mind. A ready and willing partner that you just ignore so you can play some bullshit.>>32004616That one ex sounds like a lunatic. I at least pick multiplayer games (usually puzzle games, NEVER FIGHTING) and make some sexy rules. Sounds like you lucked out in getting the fuck out of there.>>32004622I just find it fun and relaxing, the dopamine hasn't worn off. I want to try a run where I get every single weapon to see how bad my PC stutters.
>>32004607>Who just has their partner around and decides they want to play a singleplayer game with no interruption?When I play games if the girl is interested I'll talk to her, in fact, it'll make me excited that she is into it. It can be vice versa too, just don't be too upset if I pass the fuck out while your playing games.
>>32004647NTA but a lot of girls are well aware of this
>>32004659Why? wash out your mouth with water and later brush your teeth.
>>32004659Did you look in a mirror?
>>32004659Good.What caused it?
>>32004657Just to clarify, he was the cunt, not me right? Idk if I should feel vindicated or mad at you.
>men are attracted to looks>instagram models are men's idea of 10/10 women>most women aren't instagram models>men aren't very attracted to most women>if men aren't very attracted to most women = most men are prone to cheat on their gfs/wives if they get the opportunity to with instagram models
>>32004642>Hello girlies >May I lick you?This comment has been specifically engineered to generate the most rejection. Submissive, caring about approval, use of reddit lingo, and sexual.Well done.
What's an example of a character who you think is high key sympathetic and vulnerable? Like the most "must protect" character you can think of?
>>32004669Women just need to do better
>>32004651No not at all; I'm insanely introverted and so I love getting to share something I care about with somebody I feel at ease with.>>32004663And if she's not interested, you won't talk to her?
>>32004664Not enough if I'm always finding people who try to argue with me over it.
>>32004667>>32004665because i ate too much. my throat burns a lot now
>>32004516?
>>32004660>some bullshit.Okay so actually Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup is top tier dungeon design and revered in the roguelike community. If you ask for sex and I'm in the middle of choosing my god, you aren't getting shit at least until I clear Lair.
>>32004669>>instagram models are men's idea of 10/10 womenyou're logic falls apart here. This isn't true.
>>32004660>NEVER FIGHTINGI actually hate multiplayer games where it's a competition. I'm a sore loser.>I want to try a run where I get every single weapon But you only have a limited number of slots?
>>32004604>Health problems, Work problems, Money problems, Family problems, shitty living situation.Also filtering through shitty men gets to be a chore.Ok you got a point there but they could still find a quality guy to help them through these problems.>Bruh that's like saying if one thing you cook tastes awful you can just cook something else. Yeah but it's still a pain in the ass to cook what amounts to a waste.Pretty sure finding a man for a woman is much easier than cooking something different. It’s more like finding a better purse and throwing the old one away. >How's it easy to sift through a bunch of chaff?What does this mean?
>>32004676Damn, trying to become a BBW?
>>32004668He's talking about the guy. Choosing games in the moment is loser behavior, deliberately bringing you over to ignore you is cuntish.
>>32004676If I was overfull and saw your face, I'd probably puke too
>>32004683hell no, the exact opposite. Why would I vomit if im trying to gain weight
>>32004674>And if she's not interested, you won't talk to her?Like if she comes in and talks to me about her day or something, I'd stop playing the game to talk to her for a while. I've put down multiplayer games with the boys to talk to my girl for 30 mintues before saying "Hey, they are waiting for me, I gotta go back" or something.
>>32004686Why would you stuff yourself if you're not trying to become fat?
>>32004668>>he was the cunt, not me right>be gaming>know you want to be gaming>invite girlfriend over for a date night>ignore her and keep gaming>don't even let her joinI spend the VAST majority of my time playing single player video games and even as an absolutely game obsessed loser I can call that cunt behaviour. Cunt kind of understates it actually.
>>32004682>Pretty sure finding a man for a woman is much easier than cooking something different. Cooking food takes like 40 minutes at most, the fuck are you talking about?
>>32004690She has an eating disorder relax>>32004686You shouldn't induce purging, have you went to your doctor to get help with Bulimia? Have you made steps to start an exercise plan and diet?
>>32004539Information is learned on the spot fight or flight is the target instant. Both perpetuate and appearance of decisiveness but no one has the logical awareness to teach in their own false image and keep up a facade in a cascade of compromises I wish I was born in a different generation.
>>32004681>I actually hate multiplayer games where it's a competition. I'm a sore loser.I chose fighting games with a girl only once. It was a very very bad idea. I choose puzzle games because I kinda suck at them.>But you only have a limited number of slots?An update came out last month with a Darkana that lets you get an additional 14, and with one character with random events turned on, you can potentially get every single one as a random drop. I had 14 weapons in this screenshot!!
>>32004672Uruma from Juujika no Rokunin
>>32004550You do realize all of us were born from pussy right? You, and every single human that’s ever existed, was born from a woman’s vagina. Not saying it’s the all-end-all but pussy is still important.
>>32004684>>32004694>in bed, texting on my phone, having my issues with my exes retroactively validatedIt's like you guys really are my friends.
>>32004705Lots of women have c-sections.
>>32004695Utterly baffled by this statement. Do you think there is one meal that everyone cooks called "food" that only has 40 minutes of combined prep, cooking and clean up time?
>>32004596Any ladies here that can offer insight?
>>32004703I should play it more again.
>>32004709nta but yes, now cook me some food plz :3
>>32004682Like, do you think it takes less than 40 minutes to find a decent guy, or something?Bruh finding a guy who likes you and and who has his life together and who isn't hiding any shitty personality traits takes months.Do you know how much of a pain in the ass it is to have to filter out the people who look good on the surface, but when you look at them deeper they end up with insecurity or aggression or depression or impulsivity or any other number of issues that they happen to be good at masking?That shit wastes days if not weeks. It's fucking annoying.
>>32004710Genuinely, do you have autism? That's just banter.
>>32004695Yeah, that’s my point. I said finding a man for a woman is easier than cooking.
>>32004713I'm male and I just don't date, its just easier.
>>32004709>Do you think there is one meal that everyone cooks called "food" that only has 40 minutes of combined prep, cooking and clean up time?Yeah I like food, it's pretty good.
>>32004704
Im finally gonna watch Evangelion, should I watch sub or dub
>>32004711Yes you should! It's like crack - good for you and with only negligible downsides.
>>32004675That seems weird, because I would assume most girls would know that most men aren't that discriminating when it comes to casual sex, especially one night stands. Although you're right in that there are girls who foolishly believe if a guy is willing to have sex with them, it actually means anything beyond just sex
>>32004717>Genuinely, do you have autismProbably. I mean, I'm here aren't I?
>>32004713If you were more worthwhile, they'd be more honest. Work on your character.
>>32004551Bmi because lack of detachment. And handicaps. Just never would open the conversation up and don't want to accidentally insult them by making a move I must be able to make a move before commitment to weeb out dweebie peenie I can't have someone that reminds me of this idea we are never going to be together because of things I curse myself with and I'm a man of my thought I try to follow it if the good lords listening.
>>32004686>Why would I vomit if im trying to gain weight"Ah fuck I accidentally ate NON CARB. Yeet! Now I can add CARB."
>>32004722Sub, pleaseThe dub's quality is atrociousRebuild's dub is a lot better, but... it's Rebuild
men, would you take estrogen if it wasn't permanent?
>>32004721I dont know who this floozy is. Should I?
>>32004732No.
>>32004727Most people here are disgustingly neurotypical.
>She needs some space for nowWhat the hell do I do in the meanwhile, bros (and hos)?
>>32004731Sub it is then, thank you.
>>32004732No, I need more testosterone in my opinion
>>32004728>A woman who's better than you would have better outcomes than youTrue but irrelevant to my point.
>>32004732Back in my day we just called it x-change.
>>32004736nta, but I'm not, yet at the same time all the autismbros I get along with end up transitioning and ADHD women can sometimes be too bubbly and unbearable. Is it so hard to find an autistic bro who isn't going to become a woman?
>>32004690i didnt eat until i felt full or anything, like 6 biscuits is what i ate today. contemplating having a monster>>32004698ive brought it up a bit but i was told by my psychologist to tell my psychiatrist next time i have an appointment
>>32004737find a new one
I need a woman to save me from a lonely life.
>>32004748No thank you, I quite like this one.
>>32004618Love and relationships are the most important part of life itself. We were all born from relationship. Most men will do anything for his girlfriend above all else.
>>32004737This is when you recruit a side ho which you should've already been in the process of
>>32004732My country doesn't want to just hand me estrogen 'cause I ask
>>32004722the sub for sure. >>32004737ho here, need space has never ever worked out if by that you mean taking a break and not just space following an arguement
>>32004742No, you need to step your game up. You're clearly not doing enough.
>>32004747>ive brought it up a bit but i was told by my psychologist to tell my psychiatrist next time i have an appointmentWell that's your goal then, meanwhile try to focus on binging on healthy foods that fill you up but won't put on weight like fruit or maybe vegetables prepared in a way you enjoy? I just eat a shit ton of omlettes.
>>32004733You've seen the /a/ suffering chart?
Why are fucking up their bodies with artificial hormones? When they are not taking estrogen they take testosterone instead. Can you just... be natural and normal? Yall trannies nowadays
>>32004731Rebuild is overhated tbqh
>>32004706It kinda makes me sad that imbeciles like that are getting dates, when I've been fumbling for years. But it's also kinda funny.
>>32004757That takes significantly more effort than cooking.You are now wrong.
>>32004736I like to think I maintain the outward appearance of a normie, but I'm pretty sure I overthink things way too much due to a not-insignificant dose of the 'tism.
>>32004759A couple of threads ago, I forgot about it though
>>32004756>>32004731I don't hate the dub, but imagine watching Eva and not hearing Asuka in jp vs the pigeons.
>>32004770I almost always go Dub unless there is a voice that I can't deal with.
>>32004602He’s moving away>>32004608I’m never having sex ever again
>>32004762I really like 1 and 2. I like 4. 3 made me pause it and message a buddy, "WHAT IN THE FUCK IS THIS?"
Okay, I'm going to go back and try to watch the Doom movie again, hopefully my cat doesn't just scream for absolutely no reason again. Wish me luck!
>>32004775Which Doom movie? The karl urban/rock one?Guilty pleasure movie.
>>32004775Is that the one with The Rock?
>>32004771I almost always prefer dubs. I like being able to look away for a moment and not rewind. The Eva dubs are so fuckin sloppy for some reason that I just gave up and went subs.
>>32004754Really not a side ho kind of guy, I don't have enough emotional throughput to balance multiple girls, and this one kinda grew into my oneitis very quickly.>>32004756Not really either, more like she's realized her coping mechanisms are harmful for her and she needs time to process it. No indication she wants to end things or take a break from it.
>>32004570Landline service only working to reduce to home appointments and remove mail service with cyborg male sex toy. I order all grocery fresh to the door from satan.com because I do not know how to use a computer and am always asking for help to judge your fucking competency it takes to complete a task and find out which tasks are to difficult for you so I can torture you and play fuck fuck games with you to fight so I can go fuck my big dick black daddy. No my phone doesn't have connections cause none are real I'm the only person out and about getting a small list of groceries for a single person with very minimal in the cart but enough for only one person you dumb fucking cunttard it's not that hard to see I don't have those unnecessary distractions in my life and you are welcome to come spit your game. Other than that I can play cards online on discord but I will not play a real game with a real person without a full cognitive conversation about the rules of the game and before we get to that we have several other conversations to go and several long monents to ask appropriate questions in the snailing loop then the only boundry to set is so obvious that you dont even know the answer is dont fuck my boyfriend. Hi bye see you. Part of the life is the anticipation to have these fully intellectual conversations about downsizing from two mattresses to a single mattress not to save money but because that's where we will be. That's all that occupies my mind for a standard if you can't match the profile or have the attention span to think the girls on the Internet no shes at your local grocery between work 1out of 30-60 days a month getting all she needs but not too much. GOOD FUCKING LUCK THIS GENERATION IS DAMNED I JUST WON I snitched and ps you'll never time it out she'll think you're nobody
>>32004776>>32004777Yes the 2015 one with the Rock
>>32004259Sure but I hope he doesn't think badly of me for an occasional weed gummy or shot. It's not anything regular.
Do you hold your dick while alone at the computer/on your mobile? Not jerking off.
>>32004731>Rebuild's dub is a lot better, but... it's Rebuildactually i liked 3+1. its wild because eva was a huge part of my teenage years, and then waiting forever for part 4 and i actually kinda liked the path it went>>32004758maybe vegetables are a good idea. ill buy some capsicums when im out today
When am I allowed to break no contact? Holidays?
>>32004212My plan is to drink a bunch of pineapple juice, cranberry juice, and coconut water, save up for a week, and take a bunch of supplements in order to bust a fat load on a girls face.
>>32004786Sometimes but usually I just cup my balls
>>32004786I'm a woman, anon.
>>32004753>Love and relationships are the most important part of life itself. We were all born from relationship. Most men will do anything for his girlfriend above all else.Doesn't work that way for me, wonder why not.
>>32004787It's really just 3 in particular I didn't like. I thought 2 was peak Eva.
>>32004786Yeah, sometimes a small squeeze
Men State AgeHow often do you masturbate?
>>32004336To a point.Like if I have to pick for us to do almost anything to the point where I don't know if you have any preferences, then yeah that's unattractive.
>>32004772>He’s moving awayYou're not going to follow him?Are you guys going to uni or something?
>>32004800344 or 5 times a day, once and a while I'll go up to 12.
>>3200480027Once a day, sometimes twice but rarely.
>>32004800M 30About 6 times a day on workdays. Less on weekends actually, because I can take my time and enjoy it.
>>32004386>of a temporary emotion.Mmm no.I tattooed a permanent buff.
Femanons, would you rather be kissing boys or girls rn?
>>32004810That's not a tattoo that's a rune.
>>3200480030Sometimes it's 2-3 times a day, other times I'll go weeks without it.
>>3200480022Varies. I'm my early-mid teens it was daily. Late teens it was once a week. Now it's a few times a week but I'm going cold turkey as of today because I think I've got porn brain rot and would like to be able to talk to women as regular people.
>>32004800Once or twice a day
>>32004786i put my hand on my cooch
>>32004817Use my mouth instead
>>32004388Sake, soju, moscato, riesling
>>3200481621 btw
>>32004242Uncircumcised pps look like naked mole rats
>>32004817Have you ever shaken someone's hand after that without washing?
>>32004822so THIS is what they have taken from me >:(
>>32004786Not unless I'm gonna jerk off.
>>32004633What is DMT like?
>>32004388M, 21Vodka
>>32004795Your dick says otherwise>>32004817It's not a real cooch
Question to femalesIs 5 inches enough? Or I should just straightforward kill myself?
>>32004766Autism doesn't make you overthink things.
>>3200480029Depends. Once or twice a day normally, maybe twice a week if I'm busy with other stuff.
>>32004822I wish my uncircumcised penis had big fangs like that that I could use to grab onto the insides of women.
>>32004826I didnt actually do it, just harvest it. I wasn't ready for something like that at the time.
>>320048305 inches is more than enough for a dog girl gf :^)
>>32004830No you need more rope than 5 inches silly
>>32004803I can'tHe's moving for a job
>>32004835>for a dog girl gf :^)Is that you?
>>32004831Well then I'm some other flavored of fucked up, because I'm almost incapable of just taking things at face value.
>>32004834Oh how much does it sell for? How do you even grow thatWould you do it now?
Ladies, would you find this kind of guy pretty mysterious and alluring? Would you be into this look?
>>32004838What a shame that your relationship is being thrown away for that.
>>32004811I wish I was kissing my (nonexistent) husband
>>32004845I'm right here sugar pie
I never washed my hands after DJ'ing
>>32004843It ran its course
>>32004845Why do you just get a wife instead?
>>32004842Uhhhhh is he fit under that at least?
>>32004852I am indifferent to your hornyposting
>>32004811Girls. But unfortunately I'm straight.
>>32004853YesHe's the strong, silent type
>>32004855>women think this is straight
Femanons, does height or face matter more?
Men, I think I'm just not going to go to this wedding.My dresses I ordered never arrived and won't be here on time for it now. So I'll have to go buy one at a retail store and they're more expensive and probably not as cute.Plus drive 11 hours all by my self.And I really don't want to. I don't really care that much if my cousin gets married, we weren't that close.There's no clue if there will be hot guys there and I don't really want to mingle.Should I still try to go or just send her a nice gift?
>>32004212Women What’s more important?Abs or a big dick
>>32004857NTA but yall fucking crossdressing males and rubbing dicks together and think of yourselves as nothing other than 100% straight. Chill
>>32004862Don't care lole
>>32004861Face
>>32004862Hell no. I blew off my brother's wedding totally.Just send a gift. Or better yet, well-wishes.
>>32004841I dont know the price for it the guy I was harvesting it for just gave it out as a gift. My landlord at the time had a friend he called the alchemist and he left his previous batch for him as well as his notes on how to make it. The process isn't even that difficult but I'm not gonna go into detail. >Would you do it now?Yeah, back then I hadn't even done mushrooms yet but now I've got a good number of trips under my belt so I feel more equipped to handle it.
>>32004840Wait, it does if you're thinking about your hobbies or special interests. Like thinking about your minecraft base or whatever.For everything else it's like "Is this my autistic interest -> no -> irrelevant"
Men when was the last time you called out another man for poor behavior towards women?
>>320048305 inches is enough.
>>3200467730-1 is age
>>32004864I don't do any of those things, because they're fucking gay as shit.
>>32004871
>>32004862FAs someone who fell for the wedding meme don't even bother going >drive 11 hoursI wouldn't drive that much for my parents funeralTHe only guys that will be there will probably be related to youJust send her a gift and card
>>32004870Never. I actually encourage men to stand up to women though
>>32004870Probably like 2 years ago, now I mostly just hangout with women.
>>32004868What were shrooms like? Did you like them?
>>32004870Last thread or the one beforeMen acting like psychotic animals only makes it harder for the rest of us.
>>32004885I think that anon meant irl.
>>32004788>When am I allowed to break no contact?You don't lmaoeat shit
>>32004876Most men do
>>32004888I'm gonna do it :)
>>32004889Nta but I never have
>>32004869It's everything. I don't really have any of those hyper fixations.
>>32004830>Is 5 inches enough?Yes>Or I should just straightforward kill myself?Yes because you'll be insecure and insecure men can't fuck properly, might as well just uninstall urself
>>32004226MTetris
>>32004887Fair, I'm retardFriday then. Coworker was talking total shit toward this elderly woman we work with, I told him to chill the fuck out.
Is long distance ever worth it?
>>32004885Do you call out women?
>>32004889Fujo brain
>>32004884Shrooms are fun, I like building fires on them and looking at the stars. I'm not good with words so I don't really know how to describe what they were like but they put you in a different headspace, lets you think about things differently. Its a very sloppy comparison but its like a really nice alcohol buzz.
>>32004900Yes
>>32004842I'm thinking of some unmedicated schizophrenic dressing up in a variety of different costumes since he thinks "The Ladies" (who are all one faction with the same interests) will find it interesting.When it inevitably doesn't work, he's too schizo to figure out what he's doing wrong (hint: being overly attached to women to the point of trying zany schemes), and he just gets schizo asshurt.It amuses me.
>>32004212When you’re fucking a woman she becomes your property, it’s your responsibility to make sure your property is maintained (made to orgasm a couple times and fucked hard)
>>32004906Are there any other drugs you liked?
Women, favorite position to take cock?
>>32004900Only if they are worth it
>>32004861>Femanons, does height or face matter more?Whichever one you're deficient in. Now you can whine about how it's over. <3
>>32004909That's not it, I just think it would be fun
>>32004900MIt hasn't worked for me, the women on 4chan are often liars, usually they are underage. The ones who aren't are not serious about it and will drop you for anything because they don't care about your feelings.
>>32004870Every day in /atoga/. :^)
>>32004912ez. Back with hips elevated on a pillow or 2.
>>32004863>What’s more important?>Abs or a big dickAbs. They look nice and feel nice.
>>32004915I mean, he
What is it like losing your virginity to someone and then never seeing them again?
>>32004870>Men when was the last time you called out another man for poor behavior towards women?Called someone on /adv/ a faggot yesterday for respecting his girlfriend too much and not enforcing boundaries on her.
>>32004900As long as you keep your expectations reasonable and clear.>>32004903Yes. I call out all bitches, male or female.
>>32004911Ive got a buddy that'll give me some ritalin once in a while but I don't think I get the recreational high that others seem to get. I suspect I may have adhd.Salvia was neat as a one time thing but its super intense. Acid once in a while is fun too.Why do you ask?
>>32004890>I'm gonna do it :)No ur not pussy
>>32004922Thats just life anon. Im not gonna forget them but I dont think about them
>>32004922>What is it like losing your virginity to someone and then never seeing them again?MFeels good man
>>32004912laying on back legs in the air(on whoever's shoulders)
>>32004922You should ask my ex gf who ghosted me after.
>>32004925I've never done drugs and I'm curious about them Whats the difference between shrooms and acid? Have you ever smoked weed too?
>>32004900I'm in a long distance relationship and it's the best because she's the best
PLAP femanon until she's too exhausted to move
>>32004916How many 4chan girls have you dated?
>Here's how we act around guys we like: *some shit that's basically identical to how they act around men they're not interested in*why are women like this?
>>32004937>Shrooms vs AcidIts a rough comparison but I'd say acid is more energetic while shrooms are more laid back. Some people like to say acid is more extroverted while shrooms are more introverted. For me visuals on acid were stronger but your mileage may vary.>Smoked weed?Yeah, I used to be a heavy user but I've stopped.
>>32004900F, No.They never want to move in and help with anything.Captcha: jktoy [lol]
>>32004962What did you see on acid? Why'd you stop using weed?
>>32004900>>32004959I want to date an /atoga/ femanon :(
>>32004959Too many, probably less than 10 though.It's hard to remember though, started in 2015 but I've tried to stop.
>>32004958legs shaking afterwards is the best
>>32004922Does it count if you saw them one time before he moved again, and then it was never again?
>>32004966>What did you see on acid?Nothing crazy, no hallucinations or faces or shit. Think about those optical illusions you see once in a while like picrel. Its like seeing that when you look at a wall or a painting. >Why'd you stop using weed?I used too much too often. I got lazy and slow.
>>32004969I wouldn't know, I've never had sex.PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP.
>>32004861Face, specifically shaven.Idc about height.Men, should I get cookout, 711, or make a small hamburger at home?
>>32004900only if they're a cute japanese girl
>>32004983cookout, socialize a little. if you're not up for that then just make a small hamburger at home
>>32004983Small hamburger. Leave the treats for later in the week!
>>32004966nta but I saw so much shit on acid. It enhanced my connection to music and listening to it was the most beautiful experience I ever had.I saw/felt several goodlike beings that were often summoned by music. This one was summoned by the Elvis Presley song, The Wonder of You. I felt that it was endlessly rotating, and its rotations caused the music to play, and it was in hearing the music that I could perceive this god. Hard to explain when sober, it makes sense when you're tripping.
>>32004981I am here to take your virginity
>>32004983Femanon, what if I am chubby and so I am too embarrassed to shave my face because it makes me look a lot fatter.
What do you think of reclusive women?
Women,do you still find current harry styles to be attractive or has he hit the Wall
>>32004989You get the same advice that chubby women get: Lose the weight, Chubby.
>>32004994No opinion either way
>>32004994I don't know, I can't find them.
>>32004987nta>jaw god largewhat in the hp lovecraft
>>32004994I really want one, I feel like my soulmate is hiding n her house and if I can't find her I'll die alone.
>>32004994My darlings! <3
>tfw no soft slightly chubby gf to cuddle
>>32004994i hope shes smelly
>>32004985>socialize a littleWhat? People socialize at cookouts?I just wish they had fried pickles.
>>32005001here is another one I saw, although I can;'t remember what music I was listening to at the time. My drawings do not do them justice at all. This was an endless fractal of faces, not just a couple of them.
>>32004900YesEven if the distance is reality itself
Women if you're my gf, how long can i stare at you without it being weird?
In the beginning, he gave me things. Perfect memories, perfect sleep. Talking until the break of dawn. But he took over my thoughts. He took over my conscience. He took over my freedom. Even now, he can still see me.
Can someone please tell me to stop being a lazy bum and get my work done?
>>32004996Nah, he's definitely hit the wall by cutting off his iconic curly bed head.
>>32004979Interesting>I used too much too often. I got lazy and slow.How long did it take you to notice? Was it hard to quit? >>32004987That sounds scary!
>>32005011Very long. Cause I'm gonna stare at you too.
women, are engineer boots cool or gay on a man? I grew up working class and greaser-core but never could afford them. now i can but part of me tells me its gay to care about fashion and just to wear cowboy boots instead
>>32005009Giving "Be not afraid my child" vibes, pretty freaky
>>32004996I never found him attractive
>>32005010Egg.
>>32005014Have a snack and get back to work.
>>32004842My problem is I want to exchange the emotional depression of kissing a corpse unexpectedly and my current opinion is of this format
>>32004967Trust me, you do not.
>>32005019>How long did it take you to notice?Couple months I'd say. I noticed it hitting my social skills pretty hard, I just felt like I was too in my head all the time. >Was it hard to quit?It would flow like water so I always had access to it but after removing myself from my access to it it became very easy to quit.
>>32004842Kinda.Is he going to follow me around the grocery store to read my shopping data?
>>32005020>Cause I'm gonna stare at you too.Sounds nice
>>32005025A Makima egg a day keeps the bad thoughts at bay
>>32005039No but he'll stop and face you for a while until you look away, then he'll be gone when you look back.
>>32004212I think I’d like it if a woman swallowed my jizz after blowing me
>>32005024But he used to have that James Dean daydream look in his eyes
>>32005037How long had you been smoking for? Do you ever crave it or miss it? Would you ever do it again? Was it always a good high?
>>32005006nta but I didn't shower last night>>32005049I always swallow
>>32004212I hope everyone who wants to have kids in this thread gets them
>>32005046Henlo you STINKY EGG.
>>32005054>I didn't shower last nightHi bb
>>32005031My thread crush is a good lady though
>>32005060Tell me about her.
>>32005054> I always swallowHot
>>32005048This is why I have been uncomfortable every endless generation of every endless civilization people developed logic convinced logic of this then when logic gets so smart to curious peoples interests by reading into them like a vacuum cleaner on the porch they turn that people into a psychotic. I'm done.
>>32005055My eggs are full of plastics its over
Gender,Game night? We raid the jackboxgamesparty twitch bot?
I feel like i'm forgetting something i was supposed to do today, but I can't remember
>>32005068Lets make some lego babies
>>32005052Started at 17, smoked almost daily up until 23 with a handful of breaks in between.>Crave or miss itSometimes >Would you do it again?Only on a hike or with friends>Was it always a good high?Yeah but after a certain point I dont even know if I was getting high anymore, it was just habitual
>>32005068Not until you’re dead, if not biologically then adopt
>>32005068My balls too :(
wtf the ending credits song for NGE is fucking fly me to the moon
>>32005062She's sweet and gentle, and her mere entrance lights up my mood!
>>32005085Very nice. Which one is it?
>>32004996I guess he's conventionally attractive but I've never paid much attention to him so all I know is that he's from one direction. Not really my type. I prefer quirky clown men
>>32005075cute>>32005079I have no man anyway>>32005080Thats cooler
>>32005091>I have no man anywayI'm available
>>32005086The one like a beautiful sunset!
>>32005091You’ll find a man
>>32005099Hmm. What if she’s taken?
>>32005105I'd be unsurprised, and so envious.
>>32005097Hi>>32005102Doubt it. Im a retard
>>32005110Do you know her name?
>>32005112No!
>>32005111> Doubt it. Im a retardThat’s not a dealbreaker
>be me>guy, just turned 30>never had a gfWhat do? I went on a date with a nice lady from an app once, but we didn't click
>>32005113Mmm, then how do you know when she’s here?
>>32005117It is fore me
>>32005120I'll know only if she deliberately shows herself.
>>32005022reminds me of flynn rider . i like flynn rider
>>32005122You’re 33, that’s not true
>>32005124When was the last time you saw her?
>>32005129i amnot 33
>>32005011I love when bfs stare at me. I enjoy looking back in his eyes too.>>32004937NTA but in my experience, they differ in a number of ways. The visuals on acid are brighter and more fractal/geometric whereas shrooms are darker, still contain fractals, but you can also get quite vivid closed-eye visuals of natural imagery. Shroom trips are less controllable than acid; acid is happier and I can control any negative thoughts but shrooms take you on a ride. Shrooms have a stronger body load compared to acid. I think psilocybin is better for introspection and personal development whereas LSD is more recreational.
>>32005131Yesterday. Less than a day ago.
>>32005134Very cool. What did she post? I wanna see this romance blossom, so I can see her too.
>>32005111>HiHi, what are your favorite things to do?
>>32005132Then how old are you?
>>32004922F. For me I think it was good to prevent the over-romanticisation of the encounter. He was a nice guy and I'm glad it was him and not someone else. I don't think about him unless prompted.
Why are tastefully chubby women so hot?
>>32005137I wish! If only.
>>32005118Go to any of the millions of preexisting threads about how to find a gf
>>32005143Sigh, such a true heart. Oh well. Good luck.
>>32005141Their body switches your monkey brain into breeding mode
>>32005145Thanks anon.
>>32005138I like laying down and sleepinng>>3200513921
>>32005073Burgur
Why does this girl keep giving me compliments? I don't think she has romantic interest in me, but she's been glazing me up lately
>>32005148Are you going to make a move?
>>32005149>I like laying down and sleepinngCould I drag you along on hikes and take you out to eat after drinking some spicy water (sparkling water)?
>>32005149>21Ma’am, I promise if you go outside and talk to boys, you will have a bf within 2 months
>>32005153It's a bit early admittedly. I might!
I miss when Faith Hill did the Sunday Night Football intro
>>32004861Height, for sure. But it's a bit of both, I suppose. I can feel attracted to a slightly shorter man if he has a pleasing face. And height can often negate an unattractive face. If you have both an unattractive face and are short, I'll unlikely feel attracted to you. I suppose it's like if a woman was ugly with a bad body vs being a butter face.
>>32005154I like hikes but I hate sparkling water why would you make me drink that horrible stuff>>32005156I'm actually retarded so I can't and haven't
>>32005161>I like hikes but I hate sparkling water why would you make me drink that horrible stuffI kinda like it, especially after exhausting myself.You don't have to though.
>>32005147But why does a slightly protruding belly do that? Not small enough to not be noticeable, but not big enough to sag over the waistline
>>32004826NTA, obviously. The visuals are very cartoon-like sort of like pop art, quite 60s. The trip is very short, if you take a breakthrough dose you'll be out for about 15 minutes. It's a very intense, short trip and you can't do anything during it. You're almost paralysed. Brings up very unusual thoughts and emotions. DMT is very different to other psychedelics.
>>32005163You hate me you hate me and want me to die
Need some advice on how to move on. I struggle to form connections and when I did meet a guy I had a connection with I got scared and didn't go on a second date. I'm unable to contact him now. It's been plaguing my mind that we were just *meant* to be...
>>32005055I don't even want to attempt it because I'm scared of a miscarriage
>>32004861face, I like short guys
>>32005170You had one date that went well. You were not "meant to be." If I had a penny for every time I had a good first date I'd be rich, good first dates are a dime a dozen.
>>32005167No I don't. I want you to have the best life you can.
>>32005177>I like short guys<3Thanks babe
>>32005071Nvm I broke the botTried deleting this post too.
>>32005141>tastefully chubbymmfghh... i lvoe women
>>32004839N...No?
>>32005193I want to do things to her
Women if we're out together and a guy slaps your ass, will you expect me to fight him?
>>32005194https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmiGUsOmmd0L O N D O NONDON
Can I please have this dynamic?
>>32005197real shit
>>32005200...You want to groom a child into being your son-husband...?
If you think about it, boners are kinda like a dog's tail wagging
>>32005089>I prefer quirky clown menexample?
>>32005199>"How could someone have sex with do-...."I get it now.
Women what do you think about a guy that doesn’t talk too much, if at all in social settings? A silent guyLet’s say he has 90% of everything you want in a man but he doesn’t talk almost at all
>>32005198>will you expect me to fight him?No, I will fight him.Ball jab
>>32005200I can do this except that instead of the imperial army it's cancer.
>>32005212They either think he's a pussy or they take no notice of him and spare not thought towards him whatsoever>t. silent guy
>>32005200>>32005203I think he wants to be a groomed child defending a witch.
>>32005204FAX
>>32005200So when a sexy witch does it its all cool and above board but when hollywood elites do it suddenly its immoral and they have to kermit sewer slide in a jail cell?
>>32005212I wouldn't mind, unless the social setting includes situations with just me and him. I'm terrible at making conversation, I need a bf who can carry that for me.
>>32005204Im still figuring out how to make my dick wag left to right instead of just up and down. I think I've almost got it.
>>32005203I want to be the shota boy being groomed into the son-husband by a pretty witch in the woods
>>32005213But im supposed to protect you
>>32004212Submissives into bondageDo you prefer leather bondage, rope bondage, or metal bondage?
Women, how much comfortable silence is too much?
>>32005230>Meanwhile what I'm doinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuaJaGT3HwQ
>>32005238Love love love shibari. But I'd take leather if that's all that you have. I've not tried metal bondage before. What's your preference?
>>32005250>shibariI love the Shiba Inu too!!! :D
women can i borrow your pillow? i wont do anything weird, i'll just smell it
>>32005250Rope is much more flexible in terms of everything it can do. Leather is very simple for beginners. I’ve never done metal but from what I’ve heard it’s the most intense because it’s physically impossible to escape and doesn’t move.I prefer rope
>>32005257Do the japanese porn thing where people mistake women for sex dolls or sex robots and have sex with them lol.
>>32005221Well yeah, adult woman young boy pedophilia isn't even really abuse or bad in any way, especially if they're sexy.
>>32005212I'm pretty silent myself so if he can't talk a lot when it's just the two of us its gonna suck
How do I get over a longtime crush I’ve had on a friend without cutting her out of my life completely? She’s still a good friend and we both share a lot of very close mutual friends, so that’s not an option
>sudden drop of temperature >went from canvas shirts to full hoodie and scarf weather within a weekso fucking good, cozy season is in full effect, fuck summer.
>>32005238soft rope or fake leather (I'm a freaky vegan)
>>32005274Finally, I can wear sweaters again
>>3200527465 degrees is still shorts and t-shirt weather.
>>32005276>I've been wearing sweats and long sleeved shirts the whole summerget good :3
>>32005274Summer a shit, Fall/Winter is superior.On that note, where do I go to meet women in comfy seasons?
should I get a watch or a roman pendant on my trip to Rome this week? like one of those with a roman coin
Femanons, I need a relationship where we fight and scream and get angry at each other and then make up.
I have never masturbated, is that why people are so horny?
>>32005283>tfw no gf that wears ill suited clothing for the weatheri just want a sweaty gf, is that too much to ask for u_u
>>32005275Would you still consume my animal products? (My cum)
Do women like to stimfap? Can women even stimfap or is that just a guy thing?
>>32005294I'm a guy and I don't even know what you're talking about? Gooning?
>>32005290No. I already might be developing heart problems due to anxiety.
>>32005293yes cum is vegan
I am not enjoying the come down.
>>32005289If you actually want to wear and carry it go for the watch. If you just want to look at it for fond memories then go for the pendant.
>>32005296:(
>>32005290hi I'm bpd let's do this
>>32004212WomenIs girth or length more important
>>32005298Nice, sounds like a very good time
>>32005295nta but think Gooning+
>>32005289What kind of watch do you want to get?As a coin collector I'd lean towards than rather than some jewelry with a Roman coin in it.
>>32005306You can't tell me this then not tell me what that means lmfao.
>>32005303I am avoidant. Seems like a perfect mix.
>>32005303>hi I'm bpd let's do thisHi, what do you think our first fight will be about?
>>32005300The come down of whathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OqrcUvrbRY
>>32005304girth obviously
>>32005311Cocaine.
>>32005295Basically you take hard stimulants like adderall or meth and just keep fapping nonstop for hours on end. It's easy to start stimfapping at like 9 am and suddenly have it be 11pm and you develop that crazed look in your eyes.
>>32005309Piss off
>>32005308I just did though
>>32005314Oh, I already do that.
>>32005315Time to ghost you
>>32005294F. I don't get the urge, no. But if I'm on a stimulate I do enjoy touching myself. It gets frustrating though and you end up wasting your high.I vastly prefer masturbating on cannabis or psychedelics; things I can actually come on.
>>32005312We are SO back
>>32005312Nta but thank you. I’m normal/a little below normal length but quite girthy
>>32005318lol
>>32005312Ah cool. Everyone always talks about inches and I got a pretty average length but it is pretty girthy so I never knew how to view that
>>32005323NTA but nice humblebrag.
>>32005316>>32005318The funny thing is that I'm avoidant too, but its not that I get bored of a girl and I drop her, its that the girl always seems to try to rush the relationship along as fast as possible and then when I'm not okay with that she lashes out at me.This causes me to feel unsafe in the relationship (emotionally) and then starts the slow and sure process of slowly pushing her out of my life. Its not that I get bored its that I just never really feel safe in these relationships I'm forming :(.
>>32005307I like to wear my watches so probably nothing that I'd feel bad if it got scratched up and stuff. for the pendant I looked up at some of the jewlers in Rome and this kind of stuff looked cool. I already have a genuine constantine the great roman coin at home though.
>>32005310hmm it depends. maybe over me cutting or not eating or maybe because I become depressed and just say one word answers. or perhaps I don't perceive you as loving me enough
>>32005329>Constantine>The Byzantine Emperorkek
>>32005329The coin in the picture is fake.Idk man just stay away from these haha unless you wan to learn how to spot a fake.
>>32005320LOL>>32005321yeah girth hits all the hotpoints>>32005323yeah skinny penises wont do shit.. i think ..
>>32005331*roman Emperormaybe read up on your history>>32005333I dont care if the coin on the pendant is fake. I'd feel really stressed if I lost a genuine coin. its a memento.the one coin I have at home is authenticated
>>32005329Its kinda cool its kinda touristy. I hate to be a faggot (kek, no I don't) but if you were a dude and you bought that, I would think you wasted your money.If you were a girl and you bought that I would go :O and gush to you about Roman History, kek.
>>32005330Oh yeah those are some great options, I can imagine throwing the food on the ground that you refuse to eat and screaming that I tired of this same thing over and over and then slamming the door and going for a drive.Just to return later with some snacks or something to try to make it up to you.
>>32005336Go look up the first Emperor of Byzantium is... I'll wait...
>>32005339>moved the capital to Constantinople>died before the Roman Empire split in twoHe was a Roman emperor. Even before Constantinople fell the ''Byzantines'' refered to themselves as Roman anyways
>>32004212I need to make petite milfs orgasm hard and swallow my jizz
>>32005337might get a rosary from the Vatican. Kind of wanted something more related to ancient Rome though
>>32005340>Rebuilt a city that was basically rubble>Moved the Capitol of Rome there>Renamed it Constantinople>First Christian EmperorYeah... The First Byzantine Emperor that set up all the logistics for the schism....
Drive slower foid I don't have anywhere to be.
>>32005342I'm not saying you shouldn't buy it, I'm just giving you my opinion since you asked. If there were roman coins or relicas of some cool roman stuff I'd buy it.Maybe pick up some roman wine if they have any or maybe some garrum.
I think my girlfriend is fucking cheating on me. I have screenshots of her texting some faggot and it’s lewd. She played dumb about it and swears nothing ever happened. I love her and I don’t know what to do. My gut tells me she’s a liar
>>32005352how do you have screenshots? And I'd follow your gut on this.
>>32005352She has more to gain from lying to you, than you have from keeping her.
>>32005352>I have screenshots of her texting some faggot and it’s lewd.That itself is cheating so yeah she is.
>>32005346>Nomenclature. The first use of the term “Byzantine” to label the later years of the Roman Empire was in 1557, when the German historian Hieronymus Wolf published his workHe was Roman. Moving the capital to Constantinople was a strategic mastermind move
>>32005352You gotta get the drop on her and cheat first.
>>32005356No not really, also the move marks when most historians say the middle ages started.
>>32005349Fair fair, I understand. I usually like my mementos to be something I can wear. will see whats there
>>32005360roman sigil ring? It was common to kiss the ring of the emperor when you met him.
>>32005359>the move marks when most historians say the middle ages started.no it doesnt. the middle ages started with the collapse of the western empire. Constantinople was the capital before the empire split.
women will you hold and support my balls when it sags?
>>32005362>middle agesOf the Roman Empire...
>>32005338this is basically how it plays out
>>32005366No of the world, 1555 is when most historians say the Classical Antiquity era ended and the Middle Ages began.
>>32005342NTA but if you like Roman coins you should visit the National Roman Museum at the Palazzo Massimo. It has a good gift shop, too
>>32005353I got into her old phone and it’s connected to her photos. She’s text this guy goodnight or good morning with lovey dicey bullshit or those “steamy” gifs on iPhone. And I know this guy has feelings for her and she tells me there is nothing i have to worry about. I’ve always hated that guy and she knows it. I’m better in literally every aspect then he is.
>>32005366then specify that you retard.
>>32005371Kick her to the streets and show her the messages.
>>32005367God I wish that was us.Or me seeing new cuts on you and grabbing your arm and you start crying and I keep yelling at you telling you that you need to stop or I'll leave and you turn into a sobbing mess and I just pick you up and cuddle with you on the couch until you stop crying.
>>32005330i could fix her...
Why am I not asleep?
>>32005364No get better underwear.
>>32005361will look into it, I'd probably wear it like a necklace though, rings dont look good on me>>32005370I'll check it out im going to be there for like a week anyways
How do I bond without compromising my trust issues.
>>32005380nta but i feel like these would be so comfy
>>32005371Women will ruin your reputation no matter how hard they try not too. They always tell their friends embarrassing things about you, they go out of their way to cheat and demean you and its always your fault no matter what. This is why I don't date.
WomenWhat would you think if you discovered your boyfriend owned a dildo
>>32005380nta but that looks uncomfortable as fuck, whats up wit the fucking snake hole too?I don't even wear underwear.
>>32005385You already know what they'd think. You just want them to call you the slur, don't you.
>>32005374I confronted her about it and she played dumb essentially, she doesn’t know I have access to the photos. I showed her some of it. I can basically ruin her life if I wanted, I want to make sure I know the whole story. She swears up and down I’m the only one she’s been with and sends intimate things too.
>>32005387I'm not going to pretend to know anything about women
>>32005386>I don't even wear underwear.huh
>>32005389If you say so, I'd just torch the bitch, I don't trust women but that's also probably why I'm not in a relationship. I'm not even saying this in a misogynist or hateful way, I've just been burned too many times that the moment I see anything close to cheating I'm dosing the relationship on fire and burning it with gasoline before she can do that to me.
>>32005391>huh? Never thought of just not wearing underwear?
>>32005385if my bf wants it in the butt that's ok by me
>>32005380I might try it. Although it feels like that might get warm
>>32005386>snakeholeYou guys don't like a little elastic around the base of your cock?
>>32005400nta, that does not sound appealing
>>32005385I want to put it in his buttttttt
>>32005400If i had to fucking push my dick through a hole like the fucking play-doh masher as a kid, I'd rather just not wear underwear, that looks uncomfortable as fuck.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4nXHk7lvqA&list=PLMP9pVH76-0KATsJWQU99FGpHcEiT_Iv_&index=21
>>32005393If I figure out something undeniable then she’s finished and I’ll make sure everyone knows it. I’m kind and understanding, once.
>>32005405They can put whatever disclaimer they want, they were BEGGING for kids to eat play-doh with this
>>32005408Kek, I mean its non-toxic so you can eat it anyway...
>>32005397>>32005404Thank you for the re ass uranceObviously you can't say for all women, but do you think it's generally more common for women to agree with you or find it gross?
>>32005381Then I'll also recommend the Torre Argentina cat sanctuary and the nearby Jewish quarter for places to eat and nighttime walks. Have a good trip!
>wake up at 5 am>fuck my hand until it calls me daddy>impregnate my hand>go back to sleep and wake up at 8amlife is good, only thing that would make it better is if a robowaifu came and did it for me.
>>32005385I would assume it was a leftover from his ex or some other girl. In my experience, guys love buying stuff like that to use on their gfs
>>32005412Definitely more common to find it gross.I have not met a single woman outside of myself that enjoys that play for their man.
>>32005413>Torre Argentina cat sanctuarysounds cute>Jewish quartererm...no
Men, are you asleep?
>>32005439No.
>>32005439No, but I am about to, I am considering jerking off first though but that will take more of my sleep away.
>>32005426Your loss
>>32005274Dressing up slutty but it’s hidden by a layer, season of secrets
Femanons, I want a pair of these.
>>32005439Yup.
>>32005443need for breed
>>32005446>the male high heel
Men.Cock competition?
>>32005446I got a pair of similar shoes for like $10 secondhand hallelujah
>>32005453Only if a foid agrees to train with me until I'm the very best.
>>32005412I'm bi and verse so my views are def not the norm, but if my bf wants the strap he's getting it
>>32005453they gamified sex now
>>32005439No, but I’m in bed about to try to sleep. I have to be at my lecture in the morning by 9:00 AM and then I have a doctor’s appointment at 2:30 PM (one that requires fasting for 8 hours beforehand). All I’m looking forward to tomorrow is ordering some poke with seared ahi tuna after the doc does God knows what. Been at least 7 years since the last time I had any labs done.
Do you think that aliens have devoured the feces of wizards?
>>32005453>day 3593 of owning the i.Con>still 0 in all stats
>>32005455Top of the score board, babyyy
>>32005469kek That’s actually a pretty neat trinket. Receiving one as a gift from my mate would be extremely based.
>>32005453I gotta get in on release otherwise Im just playing catch up. If I dont get this day 1 I'm not gonna bother.
>>32005455>>32005474Cheatniggers would flood the leader boards day 1
>>32004386I have "Welcome Aboard" tattooed on my penishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsEizpVqv08
>>32005453>inb4 it Bluetooth pairs with compatible female tech>inb4 the tech can detect rape>inb4 the cock ring has a secret ratchet mechanism to slice off your dick if it detects you're a raper>inb4 it's very prone to false positives and large chunks of tech bro faggots lose their dick just from walking by a qt on the street
>>32005480That's why we'll have a world record officiate bedside on our onlyfans stream.
>>32005479They reset the ladder every 4 months to encourage fairness.
>>32005212It gets old fast, not for me
>>32005483>inb4 the cock ring has a secret ratchet mechanism to slice off your dick if it detects you're a raperJust do more kegels, become stronger
>>32004386Sort of like PTSD!
I wish all girls looked like this.
>>32005486Alright then maybe its worth it
>>32005197And then a little crush turned into a likeHe wanted to do things to herIt was making him crazy
>>32005486>Its month 2 after the reset>The homies are already on the board>You have had a dry spell>Get clowned on for not getting anyThe bullying avenues are endless
>>32005238I’m a dom into bondageI prefer rope, why mess with the classic
>>32005492she’s so beautiful
>>32005483I'd be for bluetooth compatibility sex belts to catch rape.>Imagine having an outdated device that can't find a connectionTopkek
>>3200438833 Rice wines, Belgian beers, and spirits with the Ouzo effect. Haven’t had enough mead to determine whether I like it very much or not.
My favorite place for breakfast hot dogs closed so now for my hot dog water fix I juice the sweat from my balls and mix it with water, then microwave it for that hot dog water feel.Anyone else in a similar float boat here? Just me?
>>32005502>Rice winesDont you just mean sake
>>32004388f27, no alcohol
Is it immoral to want a gf that gets blackout drunk so I can molest her while shes passed out.
>>32005504Isn’t Soju a rice wine? I guess what I mean is I’m a weeb and enjoy pretending I’m at an izakaya when I order sake.
>>32005501The easiest way to identify and precrime a male rapist is any of the following:>Posts on 4chan, especially the boards /r9k/, /d/, or /b/>Posts on Reddit redpill communities >Supports nationalist or far right politicians running for office in his country >Owns books by JBP >Listens to podcasts by Joe Rogan, Andrew Tate etc.>Is a fan of any problematic artists, musicians, or authors, especially ones who've been canceled for sex misconduct
>>32005507If she's your gf, you can't molest her.
>>32005507It’s not immoral to want one, but it’s immoral to do it in real life.
>>32005508Soju is a Kpop stan and Koreaboo beverage.
>>32005507Nah, just find a woman into that. I'm ordering GHB so that my boyfriend can do this to me. I trust him inherently. I can't ever manage to drink enough to get blackout drunk.
>>32005508Not always, sometimes its made from potatoes or other things
>>32005511How on earth is JBP linked with being a sex pest?
>>32005503Why don't you just boil and eat some hotdogs yourself if you're after the water? Shit, just be like that guy on YouTube who feeds the local raccoons with hot dogs if you don't want to eat them.
>>32005516This is what I need>>32005513>>32005512Hmmmm
>>32005519Pretty sure that whole post is either bait or a prediction on what criteria the company would use to judge you
>>32005514>>32005517Ironically enough, I’ve never had soju. I kinda wanna try shochu, though. Sounds exotic and like it’d make me into a real bad man.
>>32005511>>Posts on 4chan, especially the boards /r9k/, /d/, or /b/Nope.>>Posts on Reddit redpill communitiesNope.>>Supports nationalist or far right politicians running for office in his countryYes because they can save the country, although I believe it's too late for change anyway because of what you females did and I can't vote in the first place.>>Owns books by JBPNope. He's controlled opp.>>Listens to podcasts by Joe Rogan, Andrew Tate etc.Yes, sometimes.>>Is a fan of any problematic artists, musicians, or authors, especially ones who've been canceled for sex misconductThey still make great music, why should I care? A lot of it is a witch hunt for the artist's money.
JH is the cutest that is all
>>32004388F 21Pilsner
>>32005507i dont drink but i do like cnc. maybe i can just double dose on my sleeping meds and we can pretend
>>32005520Anon, the guy is talking about “juicing his balls” for Christ’s sake. He’s not cooking hotdogs, he’s performing a ritual castration.
>>32005530You are my wife now. No takesies backsies
>>32005511Imagine connecting bluetooth and it datashares a profile revealing all that information. Unconnecting so fast.
Did you notice how many male celebrities who say they have autistic tendencies act like sex preds? For example, Elon Musk's online sexual harassament against Taylor Swift, Neil Gaiman's cancelation for creeping on his kid's nanny and demanding noods in exchange for helping a woman stalk and rape the Doctor Who guy, etc.
>>32004388M, 30. Preferred are light and sweet cocktails, but if not that I go for some fruity hard cider. I once bought a bottle of some mead that was good too. Beer is gross and I'd rather drink stuff I enjoy on the rare occasion I am drinking.
>>32005532Is this like one of those Tajik spousal abduction rituals recreating ancient tribal raids to seize new baby momma's from another group's camp of yurts?
>>3200438834Long Island with Blue Curacao Vodka and Red Bull Screwdriver or Orange Crush
>>32005537How can we not notice it happens all the time. We have a joke game where if we like an actor or something we see how long it takes for them being caught as perverts. It’s expected that men are monsters
>>32005537>do something naughty >get caught >try to save face by pretending you’re retarded It’s like a regular 4chan love story.
>>32005531Bruh I don't even understand this generation's slang anymore. Of all things, I never would have thought hot dog water meant something weird
>>32005543It seems more pronounced among men on the spectrum. Is there a correlation between spectrum traits and sexually problematical behaviours?
>>32004388M32spoilertags I don't drink endspoilertags
To all menStop talking about your personal mattersJust stop.Your friend betrayed you? Don’t talk about itYour mom died? Don’t talk aboutYour dog died? Boo hooYou had a car crash and were in a coma for 3 months? Doesn’t matterJust stop talking about personal matters. Don’t tell anyone how a friend betrayed you. Don’t even say you went through a bad period in your life.You are a MAN, you need to understand that you don’t vent to anyone and you don’t tell anyone your business.You talk about this sort of stuff? You’re WEAK and PATHETIC and people around you will avoid you because you are LESS of a manThis is not a plea, this is law and you should keep it. Don’t like? Don’t caret. a MAN that keeps EVERYTHING to himself
>>32005538That’s what it looks like to me. Looks like we’ve all been invited to a wedding.
>>32005552fuck youmen complain about something that’s been annoying you, no matter how small
I haven't fapped for a week. Not for any reason, I've just been busy with hobbies, work, and vidya. Why are nofappers such faggots about it?
Are Gen-Xers, Millennials, or Zoomers a more genitally focused generation?Which gen is most fixated on their own genitalia?
>>32005537I will never forgive Neil GAY MAN for making the follow up to Good Omens all about faggots out of nowhere. What a fucking travesty. Completely apparent that Pratchett entirely carried that project.
>>32005552>man Sounds more like a LARP if you ask me.
>>32005552Your friends will loose respect for youThey will start talking about you with other people because you are WEAK and you DESERVE to not have anyone around youYou DESERVE to have your social life destroyed because you vent to people that shouldn’t know your businessIt’s how it isYou’re a man and you should deal with it
>>32005560I think if Terry Pratchett had lived like 30-40 years longer we'd probably be hearing some sketchy stuff about his inappropriate sexual behaviours as well.
>>32005537I don't think Elon Musk is autistic. he's narcissistic and a sociopath
>>32005557Because they’re teenagers who have never done drugs and are living in a world of fear and confusion.
>>32005544>Do something naughty Naughty boys need love too
>>32005569he has Aspergers
>>32005570>who have never done drugs and are living in a world of fear and confusion.But anon, that's me at 30.
>>32005569He went on SNL and said he was autistical. Of course he also took credit for being the "first" autisticumbrain to host SNL. Which is a lie and Dan Akroyd erasure.
>>32005552sports cars sports sports beer women (hot) women (annoying) sports cars beer>>32005556my penis, ba-dum tish
>>32005572If you’re gonna be naughty, just don’t get caught or be famous.
>>32005574Delayed stage of development. You didn't do one of those Peyote ceremonies where you get high in the woods by yourselves for three days and then get back and suck the tribal elder's dick to sober up so you can become a man.Because of this lack of ritual, you are forever stuck in a perpetual state of mental adolescence.
>>32005577LOL
>>32005574Should’ve done the drugs, anon. I got the fear and confusion thing out of the way as a young adult. Now I’m getting the drugs thing out of the way too. One step closer to achieving self-actualization.
>>32005568You don't actually believe that
>>32005578It depends on the kind of naughty. Being a male stripper showing off your penis while you dance at a gay bar for weekend cash is acceptable, putting women in sexually uncomfortable situations they don't have an out from is not.
>>32005552You have to be HAPPYYou need someone to trust? Too bad, nobody gives a FUCK about your problems and they will hate you for even bringing it upYou want to give arguments to defend your self or you want to make people understand your side? Good luck faggot, nobody gives a shit and they’ve already decided what to think about youYou want to save face and regain respect? No chance sweaty, you blew your whole social life because you told someone about your businessNow everyone talks about you and think you’re a LOOSERYes, they are entitled to talk about your matters even when you shouldn’t have because you’re WEAK and had to ventBe a man
>>32005585I do, just like I believe that Mr. Rogers very likely either raped, tortured, molested, or killed someone but had too good of a publicity machine and too much charisma for it to ever get out.
>>32005586Ehhhhhhhhh ok fine, you’re right. Not getting caught or being famous helps too.
>>32005589>guy was a genuinely decent person attempting to leave something useful behind because he believed in the future >people like this anon claim he only did it because he was a degenerate Kill yourself
>>32005566>>32005587lose* loser*
>>32005552DING DING DING motherfuckerYou just told someone what happened to youReality check coming in - people around you will find about it because they can’t wait to gossip and hate on anyoneBe prepared to have people ignore what you say, be visibly upset when you are around themToo bad you had to vent onceYou’re less of a man now and you should move citiesNo friends? Family doesn’t understand you? Boo hooBe a man, kill yourself
How well have you slept?>slept less than 5hI guess it will be one of those days...
>>32005589There is something deeply wrong with you
>>32005594My ‘o’ key is loose
>>32005578You can also be cAnCelLeD. for certain political opinions or ethno-religious backgrounds. I'm already seeing Twitter nuts demand that a number of my favorite authors from a Jewish background be canceled for being zIoNiSts. Ironically their cancel shit list includes a favourite YA fantasy author who is an outspoken feminist who believes in a two-state solution, just because she is Jewish and grew up in Israel.
>>32005576He also lies about a bunch of shit pathologically so I don't believe him
>>32005596Finna boutta try to get at least 5 hours of sleep before having to sit through a lecture about Amortized Analysis.
>>32005600I do wonder if he's using the claim that he's spectrummy to mask a more sinister truth of an ASPD/Sociopathy diagnosis. It would explains o much.
>>32005596Woke up and thought I was gonna die (slept 6 hours), but waking up early and slowly coming to terms and now I am fine. Tomorrow I have early shift though that is gonna suck, will have to wake up at 4am
>>32005596I haven't slept yet. Don't have to be up for about 7 hours.
>>32005584>>32005581Wait, now that I think of it I have smoked the weed a couple times and had one weed edible. Smoking was lame desu, but the edible did incapacitate me for a while. Still seems gay to me.
>>32005603>gonna wake up at 4Aemhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrZC1Jcv0dw
>>32005605Edibles give me seizures. That's why when people tell me to touch grass I say, sorry, I don't touch the stuff, it gives me seizures.
>get 2 gfs from dating apps >both let me creampie them first time we have seggs>go on to have year + relationshipsNeither were whoresDo I just give out "autistic therefore no STI" vibes?
>>32005557>Why are nofappers such faggots about it?Addicktion
>>32005606When he oversleeps...https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Gxg58Tegflg
>>32005599Who the fuck cares? It’s amazing to me that so many people of prominent status will listen to the opinions of retards on social media sites and consider them to be valuable “feedback” kek. I’m glad I have browsed enough 4chan to know that 99% of the time, listening to the outspoken opinions of militant, terminally online keyboard warriors is an even worse way to get constructive feedback than simply consulting a fucking LLM like GPT.
>>32005605Definitely sounds like you’ve never done any of that. >>32005607This guy has probably actually done it before. Edible weed is a dangerous game.
>>32005609Yes, clean autism vibes
How much brain damage have you experienced in your life? Did it impact your internet activity habits? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfFRv_1XdDM
>>32005550It’s not, they just hide it as well
>>32005602in my psych undergraduate opinion (not worth much) it's pretty much what I think.
>>32005609You just met two good girls.Good girls let you creampie them.
>>32005616>Definitely sounds like you’ve never done any of thatHad a degenerate pothead friend who would share his bong and the occasional blunt. He definitely handled my consumption with kid gloves
been wondering but forgetting to post. men, does lotion when masturbating make that much of a difference?
>>32005625Masturbating dry is just a really bad idea. But I tend to use spit or precum because that's easier to clean up.
>>32004250>how important is money for women? like if you as a woman are financially independent, would you accept me From a woman who got engaged to a man who didn't even have a job, but was on veteran disability benefits: Yes. Even job or health isn't necessary, he had PTSD and a few lingering whiplash issues despite his best attempts at physical therapy and training. Just be a bit fit (I like running), don't have addictions, bathe frequently, and be a loving person.
>>32005625If you are uncut, you don't need lotion, unless you fuck a fleshlight.
>>32005625Not enough for me to keep doing it. Feels different, sure, and might even give *slightly* better orgasms. But eh, it’s not significant enough of a difference to be worth the hassle.
>>32005625Yeah, but desu it makes me rub a few spots a little raw as the lotion goes away.>>32005629Dry isn't that bad m8. Just be careful
>>32005625I never used lotion in my life
>>32005625Absolutely It's night and day difference. It's like the difference between fucking a dry, rough pussy and a lovely, warm well lubricated one. Normally I don't masturbate with lube but I shoot ropes when I do. You will never get the sensation of bottoming out in a wet, juicy pussy with the juices being compressed down and out if you are masturbating with a dry hand. The dick knows.
Did you live in a time when rock and roll was easy? Or when it was clean and heavy? Did you live in a time of ACID ROCK?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfFRv_1XdDM
>>32005635>You will never get the sensation of bottoming out in a wet, juicy pussy with the juices being compressed down and out if you are masturbating with a dry hand.This is the most boner-killing thing I've read on here in a long time.Absolute cringe.
>>32005638Wrong link. I'm a little bit mentally special. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93vzwvRKbpg
>>32005633I have to be careful if I do it dry or I end up rubbing it raw.
What drugs are you addicted to? Have you ever tried to quit?
Where to find wife material women? Bars are full of drunks
>>32004294No. I know some guys claim their "love language" is physical touch, which is just an excuse to say they want sex... But I also know that a lot of guys just genuinely need a good long hug every once in a while.
>>32005645Caffeine. No
>>32005645Never used any drugs besides percocet after surgery for a broken femur. They prescribed it for a month, but by the end of the second week I tapered down to half the dose and by the end of week three I stopped taking them.
>>32005650>But I also know that a lot of guys just genuinely need a good long hug every once in a while>tfw I've been overdue for oneMaybe I'll find a gf next year
>>32005596Slept?
>>32005645>PotFrom 16 to 22/23. Never smoke anymore>AlcoholDrank on and off since 16. Sometimes an alcoholic. Avoid it these days. Otherwise just used drugs recreationally. Consumed a lot of Ketamine.
>>32005645I'm not addicted but I would love some benzos and I do like opioids.
>>32005650All I want is a gf to cuddle up with every night.
>>32005657Oh and used a lot of benzodiazapam when depressed past few years. Haven't had any in months >>32005641Are you an incel though. Do you what that feels like ?
>>32005656We should sleep together, anime girl.
>>32005645Nothing too heavy, but caffeine a little bit.Is monthly usage of otc pain meds for periods addiction?
>>32005625I'm intact because jews don't own my countryImagine being a cutckold
>>32005668Don't worry, God will perform a miracle in your sleep and cut your foreskin so that you may know Him.
>>32005663I'm not virgin and have never been an incel.
>>32005645caffeinevidyapornonly the last one, and so far so good
>>32005646I don't want to be wife material.
>>32005670You're headed somewhere lower than heaven, rabbi
>>32005672I can help with your pron addiction
I love tits so much it's unrealThank god for women
How do I learn to flirt? Sex was taboo when growing up and I'm afraid to show desire, so making innuendo and whatever with strangers is completely unthinkable to me.
>>32005685I love tits, but I hate women.
>>32005685>tfw I can't have breasts and be prettyMen got the short end of the stick
>>32005685I agree with the first part but damn it's a shame that women's bodies are controlled by women.
if you don't dare approach any girl you don't deserve a gf even if you're 10/10
>>32005688femboys for you then>>32005686I'm not an expert but being true with your feelings is a good idea. there's no need to memorise shitty pick up lines because finding someone you're compatible with means being true to yourself.
>>32005693I don't approach women because they told me not to.
>>32005695Femboys are even worse.
>>32005645Fstruggled with alcoholism/weed in hs, quit fairly easily once i put my mind to it. internet is the only addiction ive never been able to stop/have a desire to stop.
>>32005693>treat others how I want to be treated>hate strangers>last thing I want is for a stranger to interrupt my day with a conversation>mfw never talk to strangersPeople always talk about getting over a fear of rejection or "approach anxiety". Nobody ever talks about this kind of shit
>>32005645MAdderall and booze. Quit drinking while I was on adderall, but quit adderall a few months ago and now I’m back on the hooch. Trying to quit drinking now. I miss adderall. Life was so much simpler back when I was able to be high 24/7.
>>32005703I have the exact same thing but normalfags are extremely egotistical and do not. They're so egotistical, they'll think what you just said is actually just weasel words for egotism ("I'm too good for random people") and accuse you of being stuck up or equivalent. It's unwinnable.
>>32005560They did the same thing with the American Gods television adaption. The final season was entirely trannies and gay storylines.
>>32005705how is Adderall? are you taking it for ADHD or just as a drug. I find out on thursday if I have ADHD and I was thinking of asking to go on vyvanse because my friend said it works well
>>32005703ok, then you can't complain about having no gf
I'm in my 30s and want a kinky, cosplaying zoomette gf.
>>32005710>I'm too good for random peopleYeah I don't think this at all.>>32005718I don't complain, but I do engage in the occasional "how 2 get gf" posting.
>>32005544Kevin Spacey tried to wiggle out of it by saying he was gay and it didnt work.I guess Neil Gaiman tried to do the same with autism if Im understanding correctly.The only one that successfully managed to wiggle out of controversy by blaming mental illness was Caitlyn Jenner. I believe PR companies are trying to see what they can get away with and have struck out every time except for one so far.
>>32005693Fine, point taken. I'll try talking to women more.
It is that time again where I drink herbal tea and shitpost on 4chan whilst at work ah yes truly the peak of contemporary masculinity
>>32005693I am literally pic rel and even I have a gf
>>32005729>tfw it's the time I shitpost despite needing to wake up in less than 6 hours for work
>>32005729You had better not pronounce that "'erbal" like some faux Rastafarian
>>32005645Coffee, cigarettes and red meat, tried so many times I lost count I can’t imagine life without the holy trinity
>>32005737>red meat is a drug
>>32005732Don’t ever fun without getting get paid for it >>32005735I fully pronounce my H’s I’m not some norf britbong swamp dweller
>>32005712>how is Adderall? It’s amazing, especially when you take a perfect dose. Makes everything better (as long as it’s not something that makes you anxious).>are you taking it for ADHD or just as a drug. Both, kind of. I would take it to study at first, but then I started taking it for pleasure and eventually it got so bad that I’d take it anytime I had to do anything remotely unpleasant. It has taken me months to get back any sense of normalcy, and that’s even while taking anti-depressants.>I find out on thursday if I have ADHD and I was thinking of asking to go on vyvanse because my friend said it works wellVyvanse works pretty well as well, but personally I prefer adderall because the effects are very familiar to me and I know how to dose myself on it very effectively. Vyvanse on the other hand feels a little “weirder” I guess, and since it’s an extended release drug, it’s harder to self-medicate. If you have legit ADHD, though, then they should help you a lot.
>>32005739The student faculty tried to ban red meat as part of an experiment until the coffee shop threatened to shut down permanently and that shit got uno reversed so fast lol
>>32005739Turns out that ENTJ is a moron. Who could’ve seen that coming?
>>32005744Ameriburgers don't pronounce the h in herb for some reasonAnd think an "entree" is the main course
>>32005748Lol yeah I just read the words I want>>32005750Most restaurants I’ve been to lately serve the main course before the entree and their so nonchalant about it too it’s like everyone’s basically given up on customer service
>>32005750
>>32005745americans use legal meth (addy) to get shit done while europeans just drink a coffee or take snus or cigarette like rational people
How can I get rid of sore arm muscles?I did dumbells on Saturday and my arms still fucking hurt nearly 48h later. I took some magnesium, but apparently that wasn't enough.I want them to be well again until tomorrow because I want to go hiking.
>>32005755Yeah, no.>The word entrée entered the French culinary lexicon by way of music. An entrée is a term used to speak of an opening act in a musical or opera. So, it follows, an entrée was a beginning course for a traditional, French multi-course meal. By 1759, entrée is widely accepted as a culinary term in France.You idiots just didn't understand the word you stole from the smelly francs.
>>32005759Water to help it get around in your blood.
>>32005755>house salad No.1 menu item you should NEVER order there should a disclaimer on the front door before you walk in
>>32005756If you knew what adderall felt like you’d eat those words, smelly Yurop. Your states police every single thing that enters into your mouth so much that it’s no wonder you guys would think tobacco or caffeine is a sufficient alternative kek.
>>32005679how
>>32005645MaleI've never smoked, drunk alcohol or done any drugs. So it's just caffeine (1 cup per day), interwebz and porn (1-3 times per week but sometimes I don't masturbate to it).
>>32005760>muh word origin Did you also know that gay and faggot weren’t always words that described you personally, anon?
>>32005693I dont approach women because I learned my lesson
>>32005767I accept your concession.
>>32005759You need to keep blood pumping around the muscles so do some light cardio to keep your body running warm but not hot, or simply take a cold shower/ ice bath to permanently reduce swelling if you’ve got plans that same day or the next
Big sister girlfriend who calls you kiddo. Based or Cringe?
>>32005766I can’t believe people here have never smoked or drank alcohol man no wonder you guys are so fucked up lol
>>32005771I'd expect her to be a tomboy.>bigNot phiysically though.
been talking to this man for awhile now. he confided in me personal traumas, that I recently talked about without mentioning his name, to others. how I felt about us/him, how other guys also tried after me who are in better position than him but I still chose him but still not feeling confident due to my own issues too as well as his. he has blocked me on almost everything. I wasn't aware he found out until after my conversation. how over is it for me and how long should I try to wait to contact him about this? I feel like he forgot to block me on a social app or two but I am wary of reaching out to him on the ones he didn't because he might have meant to. and i feel terrible about everything how do I forgive myself
>>32005776I think you should graduate out of highschool before you come back to 4chan.
>>32005769>this guy walks into a restaurant and demands an entree then throws a fit because the people serving him don’t know the way the term was used before the 18th century Based retard educating plebeians one entree at a time.
>>32005645FCoffee, I have two cups every day. The only time I didn’t has been if I’m really sick or something, like covid
>>32005777>vine boom sound effect
>>32005779It even sounds like "enter". You're also the only 'tards who get it wrong, go to any other English speaking country and look at the entrees. They'll be starters.
>>32005780Wow resting heart rate must be fucked, that must be adding years onto your lifespan
>>32005773Does drinking a small amount from time to time count? Because whenever Americans talk about drinking it's implied that they they've drunk so much that they fell under the table at least once
>>32005776>guy tells you personal stuff that he keeps hidden away>talk about that shit to othersI would've blocked you ass too
>>32005777I hate myself more than ever
>>32005745thank you for the review. I'm hoping they don't start me on methylphenidate because I'm a bit scared of it for some reason, I'd much rather amphetamines
>>32005782In the US, we take that faggy language known as French and make it better by making our own rendition of it. Not only does it make you seethe, but it gives us an amusing way to mock French pretension by calling the final course the first one and then reading about them having a meltdown over it in Paris.
>>32005784It’s not. Perfectly fine.
>>32005785A standard drink a day is not going to kill you call down in fact the alcohol can wash bacteria and parasites out of your gut and keep your liver clean
I just want what they have.Is this too much?
>>32005789But the frogs won your revolutionary war for you
>>32005786would it be permanent?it was shitty but I didn't say who he was but I do feel bad about it now after actually thinking more.
>>32005794Not even close to true.
>>32005764>addict tries to rationalize taking methI tried it once (30 mg instant release so I could sleep later)started to think in algorithms instead of internal monologuewent from typing 70 wpm to 180 wpmfelt like Neoworked 15h with no breaksthat shit is overkill
>>32005788Methylphenidate really sucks, but it *sort of* gets the job done. I hated Ritalin, not even worth bothering with that shit unless you’re truly desperate. I’d strongly advise following what the psychiatrist recommends, though. Just be honest with them if you don’t like the drug. A lot of psychiatry (and western medicine in general) is trial and error.
>>32005795>would it be permanent?yeah no shit
>>32005791You’re talking to someone who’s dating a nurse lol hypertensionfags everywhere
>>32005801You’re talking to a nurse
>>32005798You have literally never done adderall in your life you jackass lmao. >expected to fall asleep after taking 30mg IRWhat, did you just read a few random forum posts and come back here trying to act like you’re experienced? Why do you teenaged dumbfucks insist on trying to win arguments you know nothing about?
he's blocking me forever isn't he?is there ANY WAY he would take me back into his life
>>32005802Larp. Nurses don’t have time to browse 4chan due to working insane hours
>>32005805If he has any sense left in him, he won't.
why does it feel like damaged women adore me?
Goodnight /atoga/I fucking hate women.
>>32005801Dating a nurse doesn’t mean you know anything about medicine you idiot. It’s like my friend who used to try to tell me he knew dentistry because his mom is a dentist kek. That jackass didn’t know his asshole from his ear hole but would still insist that he knew what he was talking about.
>>32005805You know how gay guys are, they’ll ignore you until they get horny enough
>>32005805
How do i reconcile wanting proximity of women but not liking them on an existential level
>>32004894>men can't fuck properlyIn roder to be able to fuck properly, man need to have an 8 inches cock, you dumb whore
>>32005814Install gentoo
>>32005814Impossible in modern society.
>>32005806I’m not a nurse in a third world country. I got stable hours. You should stop talking, you seem to know less and less as the posts go on
>>32005810>muh dick measuring contest I actually know things she doesn’t know which pisses her off because she treats me like an antivaxxer, nobody likes talking to someone smarter than them
>>32005814You can't.
>>32005818Stress is such an ick lol
>>32005765sex
>>32005819I highly doubt that. I doubt you’re even dating a nurse. Like >>32005818 said, your insistence on continuing to type ridiculously stupid nonsense isn’t really helping your case here, anon.
>>32005799thank you, much appreciated. I know the trial and error fing sucks. finally on an antidepressant that works and I'm getting side effects from it
>>32005822Good thing I don’t have any, sorry for your struggles.
>>32005807I'm very sad about this and I know I fucked up and this is awful. I really want him back and to express my regret and make him realize I do care but I just worry about him not getting help professionally sometimes. I don't want to to kill himself, he was feeling bad before all this>>32005811he isn't gay, and while he finds me very attractive I broke his trust but I needed to vent since it bothered me too with my own issues which are relatable but it was still wrong>>32005813essentially me in a nutshell
>>32005805There’s someone out there that wouldn’t hurt you >>32004250I don’t want to have children under a bridge with someone that makes poor financial decisions and could ruin my life So very >>32004294Men are more likely to use sex as a coping strategy for loneliness >>32004336Very much so >>32004354Depends of the woman >>32004363That’s a kink I’m sure someone is into that >>32004376The nipple itself has more nerve endings >>32004391No>>32004507Because there’s a thousand things more important than dick >>32004577Yep and yep >>32004863Abs>>32004900Yes, if you know they are the one. >>32004996Never found the 1d guys hot >>32005011Depends of the stare
>>32004894>insecure men can't fuck properlyEventually you'll run out of "not insecure" men to fuck.
>>32005830Eh. Are you pretending to be a woman?
>>32005826>you must convince the board that your gf is realDidn’t ask and don’t care I actually hate nurses because they behave like know-it-alls with a superiority complex because you are in their care which is exactly why I am dating a nurse because mommy
>>32005831>Men are more likely to use sex as a coping strategy for loneliness With... who?
>just woke up from a sex dream>in it, the guy didn't put a condom on or pull out>it felt good in my dream>I've never actually had sex like that so my brain wouldn't know if it actually feels goodWhat does this mean?
>>32005837It probably has something to do with wanting to be pregnant.
>>32005690Burying your face in tits is much superior to having them. If you were a woman you'd most likely like men so you wouldn't enjoy women's bodies.
>>32005645F Caffeine No >>32005836Casual sex
>>32005834Oh, so you admit that everything you type is like a turd falling into a person’s drink? Good for you, anon. Admitting it is the first step to recovery.
>>32005840nta but I guess us bi women just keep winning (I love my gf's boobs)
>>32005838Well that's for sure, but the fact my brain assumed something about an act I've never tried is what's weird to me.
>>32005828I will most likely out live you and be in healthier shape due my lifestyle being infinitely more relaxed environment than yours, who on earth drinks two cups of coffee a day and pretends that they’re fine /atoga/ will come up with the most deranged copes instead of simply taking the L
Women, how would you feel if you worked in a office with mostly male coworkers and an office chearleader was hired?
>>32005848A work friend who's a woman in a male-dominated setting might be nice.
>>32005845Maybe your brain is trying to encourage you to give it a shot without a condom next time you get a bf?
>>32005848Equality requires male office cheerleaders, I demand himbos
>>32005843>i must win every argument on 4chan otherwise I am a loserYou are a loser irl too you’re just too dumb to realize it lmao
>>32005852Sorry a himbo is outside our budget.
>>32005837>I've never actually had sex like thatI don't understand you people. If you have a bf and he tested himself, as he and you should, then you can just buy a pill and try unprotected sex once to see what it's like. Unless you've never had a bf and you preferred hookups, but then you're a slut on hormonal birth control or with copper devices in yourself anyway.
>>32005848Throughout history they’ve been given many names, secretary, HR rep but we all know them as the office slut
>>32005847>Russian bot poster wants so badly to pretend that his life is ok that he has to shit up a social questionnaire thread Many such cases.
>>32005860Meds now
>>32005854Why do you keep pooping in my drinks, anon?
>>32005857nta but the pill can fail and IUDs are painful
>>32005861How’s the war, Ivan? You earned any medals yet?
>>32005862Because I think you’re vaguely starting to enjoy it t. himbo supremacy
>>32005862He's Indian
>>32005851Dreams aren't supposed to have agendas to push? I guess it's working, though.>>32005857It's the fact unprotected sex offputs me for reasons beyond safety that made me never try it with an ex.
>>32005825I'd rather not
>>32005865First I’m a pajeet then I’m a nigger now I’m a Russian bot, holy shit I own this board by the balls lol
>>32005857She hates cum. That's why.
>>32005831no I mean, I hurt him unintentionally see here >>32005776>>32005833no i am a biological woman and very serious about this. the traumas are heavy and I mentioned it being a lot for me to take on he overheard but I still like him I just really fucked up as others ganged up on his life circumstances/character over stuff which wasn't his fault. I was unsure if he was really for me and he heard that but that's because he said he needed to work himself and i'm grieving right now from family death etc. we've been talking for so long it would suck to lose this connection
>>32005869Your subconscious is almost always trying to tell you things, and dreams are one of the ways it can speak to you.
>>32005830>I'm very sad about this and I know I fucked up and this is awfulyou should be telling that to him, not me. but yeah, the trust is broken at this point
>>32005873He doesn't necessarily have to cum in her. It goes in without a condom for a little bit and then if she's scared he can wrap it.
>>32005869Unprotected sex is sex using any form of contraceptives is fake and gay
>>32005875Maybe. I don't usually take my sex dreams this seriously, though. I thought it was more venting than trying to tell me something.
>>32005847Assuming others are less healthy after being called out is bad cope.
>>32005877She's so neurotic about it that she can't even enjoy sex if there's a possibility that he might cum outside of a condom. Even cumming near her, even if none of it gets on her, is revolting to her. That's why she has the name JH, for Jizz Hater.
>>32005848I’m a lesbian I would be into this
>>32005880I am infinitely better physically, morally and spiritually than anyone on this board
>>32005879Are you feeling like you might actually be willing to try it without a condom now?
>>32005874No you are not, larp better
>>32005877>It goes in without a condom for a little bitToo scary. What if it really does feel better for both of us? Then there'd be no coping with the fact that having a condom on every time is actually a fine compromise for my aversion.>>32005878Then I love fake and gay sex and I've had it for like more than a decade.>>32005881Hey, I can put up with it near me for a little while. I've finished off exes into the trash with my hands before.
>>32005884Evidently not, can’t even have a conversation without being weirdly aggressive and defensive
>>32005596Like 2 hours maybe. I've been on 0-4 hours for a while now.I'm officially a wizard today and the shame is killing me.
>>32005885Now? Maybe. In the months/year it'll take for me to find a guy and get to the point we have a physical relationship? I'll have forgotten this for sure.
>>32005887I’m so glad to be fucking a latina good lord incels were right about women>>32005888If you consider arguing a conversation then maybe that’s why you’re so fucked up lol eggless women everytime
Any female women want to have bareback sex with a below average man right now? I'm available
>>32005887>What if it really does feel better for both of us?Then you simply continue until he's finished and the letter H is swapped for L.
>>32005892You may have forgotten specifically that dream, but I bet it'll leave an impression on you.>>32005887Yeah, but if he laid on the bed next to you and jerked himself off and came and it went all over his body, you'd probably be upset by that, right?
>>32005731>>32005693nevermind lmao, he is a neckless fatass
>>32005895>JH finally gets a bf again>things are great, they're perfect for each other>she finally lets a guy fuck without a condom>gets lost in it and they climax together, balls deep>the orgasm and the situation overwhelm her senses enough that she doesn't freak out>she discovers she loves it, wants it every single day>becomes JLYou know what? I'm actually rooting for this. I bet she won't like it, but I think it would be a great outcome for both of them, whoever the guy ends up being.
>>32005894Poor punctuation. If you can't finish a sentence right, you can't finish during sex right.>>32005895Not gonna happen.>>32005898>but if he laid on the bed next to you and(...)Yes, that'd be unsanitary as fuck. Just like a guy wouldn't want me just lying in bed after sex without tossing my towels somewhere.
>>32005903I said body, not your carpet
>>32005876I did send him a few messages but it might not have sent/been sent to a request inbox. he blocked me on a few of the social apps we use even my phone number I think, but there is one or two apps he might have forgotten to block me on or I could email him potentially. thing is I just don't know if he didn't block me on the one app or two for a reason or not, or just forgot. can you clarify "at this point"? as in it could change at a later point in time or you mean the point of no return? I know it may never be the same again if he decides to talk to me again but I wish I could restart everything so it was so. >>32005886not everything is a larp.
>>32005901The quote retard
Daily visit to call JH cute
>>32005905That's because.... uhhh... because our sex is never going to finish because something something all night long or whatever
>>32005906If I post any more skin I get banned
>>32005902Too idyllic. Things never go that conveniently for me. My neuroticisms always end up totally validated eventually.
>>32005907>you mean the point of no return?this oneYou can give him some time but personally if it were me, I wouldnt come back after a girl betrays my trust like that
>>32005905Actually, I'd love for us both to just collapse together on the bed after sex and lay there, cuddling until we passed out.
>>32005916It's a nice dream though. I'm still gonna hope that happens for you.
>>32005910Pic rel.>>32005913Nice recovery. Not.>>32005918I always have to go pee after sex.
>>32005923Yeah, guys do too, or at least I do.OK, we get up to go pee and quickly wipe ourselves down, then collapse into bed together.
>>32005922If it ends with me being happy and nobody is worse off, then I can't say I don't wish it'd happen too.
I made chicken quesadillas today and they were fucking fantastic.No question, just wanted to say that.
>>32005928You’re a faggot get her to clean you up and go for round two
>>32005923>webmHEEY you got the ai to draw dildos this timewhat prompts did you use?
>>32005764This is the weirdest cope I have read in quite some time.How the fuck can you be proud of your country living through a new drug epidemic ever decade?
>>32005928That's fine. But you left out the part where we put the trash and used towels outside of the bedroom so they don't stink up the small space.
>>32005931Better than happy, that'd be an ideal scenario. You'd be able to get pregnant much more easily, you'd have the perfect guy to do it with, and presumably sex would become much less stressful for both of you.
>>32005928>Yeah, guys do too, or at least I do.Weird, that's not normal.I go pee BEFORE.
>>32005923>AI made her tits small
>>32005933Should I just piss in her mouth, then?>>32005940I do both.
>>32005932Mexican food is based my gf can cook like a pro
>>32005936Literally just said "phalluses". They didn't block that for some reason.>>32005939It's too depressing to think that the only thing stopping me from an "ideal scenario" is my own selfish aversion.>>32005942It knows.
>>32005943If you have to pee then you’re not sweating enough you should be thristy and begging for water you probably can’t even last 10 minutes without getting tired
>>32005946That's not the only thing, but at least to me it certainly seems like one of the major blockers.
>>32005848I'd laugh really hard at how pathetic the managers/hire ups thought of their male peers.Double confirmation to never date inside the company.
>>32005948What are the others?
>>32005947Every time I've done it it's been at least an hour, with at least 15-20 minutes of actual fucking.
>>32005950Well, you'd have to get a bf too. And I'm assuming there's some financial preparation that you'd want to make before having a kid together.
>>32005923>Neon green nails for herNice
>>32005903Ew he's brown.
>>32005917yeah I don't want to smother him but my friend unrelated to all this said if I didn't reach out in a day or two it could seem like I'm okay with the no contact. but when I looked online aichat basically said wait a week, which my friend also suggested if he doesn't reply to me in a day or two from now whenever I try to reach out.I'm one of the few closest people he has in his life he told me, and I feel I really hurt him but this was all unintentional. he also was used to telling me when he didn't feel like living, so our no contact gas me anxious if he ends up hurting himself or worse. he has issues trying to find the right therapist and I just want him to be happy after all these burdens and now I've become one and I don't mean to. I'm worried sick I'm about to cry. he was already feeling like he didn't want to "be here" and I don't want him to kill himself.
>>32005946>Literally just said "phalluses"damn outsmartedwhat are the rest of the prompts
>>32005953True. The money issue could be figured out, though.>>32005954Seafoam green, actually.>>32005957I don't have the rest written down anywhere. I just generically described myself in a dark room yelling at a computer with those in the back.
>>32005951Bro is at the whore house >>32005955Funny because my gf is actually whiter than me despite barley speaking english
>>32005958Also gave her a plain gold wedding ring too. Did she marry her girlfriend?
>>32004249just make albania this and send them all here
>>32005962Weirdly, the only accessories I mentioned were gold hoop earrings. It added the ring all on its own.
>>32005960No, just never been able to cum from fucking. Also I usually am thirsty afterward, but I also have to pee.
State genderWould you rather be rich or find true love with your ideal partner? I know it's a cliched question, but it's interesting to know anyway.MBeing rich would solve most problems, but if I knew I'd get my ideal partner at the ideal age with ideal looks, I'd probably choose her because being rich wouldn't guarantee I'd find someone like her and plenty of rich people are still miserable and die from overdoses.
>>32005958>I don't have the rest written down anywhere. I just generically described myself in a dark room yelling at a computer with those in the back.iirc on the bottom where it shows your history of generated videos it should save the prompts used>dark room yelling at a computerthis shit is so hilarious for some reason
>>32005944They were some of the best I've ever had.I cut up an Anaheim pepper into strips and cooked it for a few minutes, then added diced chicken, salt, pepper, garlic powder, chili powder, and cumin and cooked until the chicken was done. Then I made a sauce that was mostly sour cream and cream cheese with a little bit of hot sauce mixed in and coated the inside of the tortillas with it. Laid the chicken mixture on top, then covered in cheddar and Monterrey Jack cheeses. Folded them in half and fried them in butter, then used the same sauce for dipping.
>>32005969This board has the weirdest takes when it comes to sex I don’t know whether to be concerned or to chuckle
>>32005971MaleI can figure out money, so I'd take the ideal partner.
>Me: So... Do you want to do another date, or?>Him: Absolutely. Anything you want to do?>Me: I'd be fine with just a walk through the forest if you're up for that. >Him: If you'd like. I'm not much of a forest person, but I'd meet just to get another hug to be completely honest.>Me: That's vague! I picked a place for the first date, your turn! >Him: I mean, if I could pick anything... Would you be up for a date at my place to play some video games? Silly suggestion, I know, but I like gaming. And you could meet my cat>Me: I don't mind playing some video games if you had something in mind. Could do that online too if you're interested. >Him: Ah. Really? Okay, let me get back to you later, busy for a few hours, I'll text you back when I'm free. Just had this exchange with a guy I was on a date with this weekend.This is going well, right? I'm not sending some "Let's have sex" signals, right? I know it's probably a bit sketchy to do the early "at your place" dates, I'm not down for things so quickly, but I do think it sounds cozy to sit and play games together.
>>32005971I am rich and I found love it’s not impossible >>32005974This sounds delicious well done anon I would love to try some!
>>32005971F. True love. I've lived my whole life frugally, I can keep doing so.>>32005973I made it days ago, though.Also being angry at my screen in a dark room is how I usually post ITT. Just usually on my phone.
>>32005971FI'd rather be rich so that I could be comfortable after they die before me.There is no perfect one person for me. I've accepted that I will never be monogamous and that men don't want to actually build families or empires.They just want to fuck around and play video games, or other autistic hobbies in obsessive maners.
>>32005971>State gender>Would you rather be rich or find true love with your ideal partner? I know it's a cliched question, but it's interesting to know anyway.F, I've had both. I could retire for life with my money, and I had a guy I even proposed to because we were so perfect together. Ironically, couldn't have had that if I had been poor, because then we'd have financially struggled since he was poor.
>>32005971F true love easy
is it ever possible for him to believe I was talking about him because I care about him
>>32005971Female, money comes and goes. All that really matters are the people you love
>>32005977It kinda seems like you put him on the spot to come up with a date idea and then shot him down. I get not wanting to do a date at his place for a second date, but it might have been better just to tell him that. Suggesting to do it online kind of defeats the purpose of a date, especially after he straight up said he was hoping for a hug. Idk, hopefully he comes back with an idea that works for both of you, but to me this exchange seems a little rocky.
>>32005903Gm saar.
>>32005983Women hate men, so probably not.
>>32005983if it were me i wouldn't believe it
>>32005977This has to be bait
>>32005986People come and go too just as easily as money.
>>32005983nigga you broke his trust. the intent doesnt matter, he told you personal shit that he kept bottled up inside for a reason and you spoke about it to other people
>>32005977>Silly suggestion, I know, but I like gaming.Poser. Extremely successful and good looking guys like him who genuinely like gaming are rare. Not everyone can be Henry Cavil.
>>32005992I don't hate him :(>>32005993why? :( he used to send me songs about being in love and even though we didn't say "I love you" I've been wondering and catching myself thinking it, which makes this harder for me. I wish forgiveness was real.
Men, is it a red flag if I don't have any friends because all of them used me for money?
>>32005999Sure, but OP said true love. Wealth is nothing compared to having a family with my true love
>>32006007It‘s a red flag but not really a dealbreaker imo. Would believe you though and if you got nothing that makes me believe otherwise not care
>>32006001would it matter if I'm not okay either with stuff? like lately I haven't been okay with recent death and other terrible stuff so I wonder if my state of mind is at all okay to bring up. no one knows it's him, but I get the idea..
>>32005991I larped that my gf was indian for a days on /int/ and completely shut down the board it was hilarious lmao
>>32006007this does not bode well for my gigolo ways. or maybe it does...
>>32006009True loves come and go as well.True loves can be sociopathic murderers.True loves can be born without reproductive ability.True loves can accuse you of rape just because they want to.I'm choosing the real over the delusion.
>>32004226Resi 4 desu
>>32006007It's a massive dealbreaker. The common knowledge is that friendless people are undateable, and that's a good thing!
>>32005987>and to your placeNot my place, his. >which no female usually doesHuh, really? Did that with my first boyfriend too, and we still took it slow. Difference is that my first boyfriend was pretty clear about taking it slow with sex, but I can't quite read this guy. >>32005989>It kinda seems like you put him on the spot to come up with a date idea and then shot him down.Wait, really? I am translating to the best of my ability, so it could be lost in translation, but I didn't see it as shooting him down. I agreed! I just added that we could ALSO do it online. I don't mind going to his place as long as it doesn't turn towards sex. I'll just fire off a message to make sure I didn't come off as dismissive to his idea. Crap, that would be terrible. >>32006002>Poser. Extremely successful and good looking guys like him who genuinely like gaming are rare. Not everyone can be Henry Cavil.Well, he certainly isn't extremely successful, I know that much. We didn't talk about gaming before at all, so I figured he must be genuine, or he wouldn't have suggested it. Can't imagine suggesting that as a second date is normally a good tactic for guys lol>>32005995Not sure why you'd say that?
>>32006012You're not cool at all. At least He who must not be named made entertaining posts, but your Andrew Tate larp is just cringe, especially since you're a pajeet. Fuck off from my thread.
>>32006006>why? :( he used to send me songs about being in love and I haven't even done this with a woman before
>>32006006Impossible. Women hate men.
>>32006007It's a red flag because it shows you have some kind of personal pattern of making abhorrent friends. That's probably due to low self esteem and lack of asserting your boundaries, both of which are red flags. It's not a deal breaker at all though, just something I'd keep in mind.
>>32006011>would it matter if I'm not okay either with stuff?how would that help? he isnt letting you open up about it and then go on to share it with other peopleYou might not have told others his name, but if the eventual plan was to date, how long do you figure it would take for other people to see you with a guy and connect the dots. What you did was basically told everyone he's a crybaby bitch, and even if you didnt, he can safely assume because he wasnt around while you were talking behind his backguys get judged hard for being bothered by mental stuff, thats why we keep it inside. thats why the general rule is DONT OPEN UP EMOTIONAL SHIT TO YOUR GIRL. it never ends well, and thats his fault to be fair.
>>32006007No, it's a green flag that you were able to cut off garbage friends even if it meant being alone.
>>32006023It's possible there is a translation issue here, but at least to me, the suggestion to game online comes off as "I'm not OK with going to your place yet".
>>32005977>I'm not down for things so quicklyLet me guess, you let other guys smash on the first date before? Also, just dump him already you dumb bitch, you already know you hate this faggot gaymer, or you'd have been itching to jump on his dick the second you got to his place.
>>32006023>Can't imagine suggesting that as a second date is normally a good tactic for guys lolEh, the very attractive ones can get away with everything. Case in point.
>>32006032I've never understood this mentality of yours. I'm a guy and there are times when I want to fuck without actually caring about the person I'm fucking and there are times when I want to fuck with genuine emotional attachment.>>32005977You're sending "let's have sex signals". That's the main meaning of going over to a guy's place for a date.
Is an overly independent woman a sign of promiscuity?
>>32006035Not at all. In my experience it's the other way around, if there's any correlation to begin with. The overly independent women are more likely to subsist on a diet of fanfiction and vibrators, while the overly dependent ones are more likely to live in other men's beds to get that emotional validation and they'll never have enough of it.
>>32006035I hate all men if I like you I only like you
>>32006035Indirectly yes. It's a sign that she has one night stands but doesn't need or want committed relationships.
>>32006038Why would I want you to like me, bleh
>>32006039Are you a millennial?
If my male coworkers (who are gay or taken) are curious about my dating life but my female coworkers are not then what does that mean?I just deflect questions by making jokes about it since I’m too socially awkward to date.
>>32006038>tfw no gf that calls me "one of the good ones"
>>32006041Yes.
>>32006044that should inspire hatred and disgust in you, but simps will go rabid over anything i suppose
>>32006031I sent a picture of some snacks and asked if he thinks his cat might like those, because then I'll bring it over for the date. Hope that makes it clear it wasn't a rejection of his suggestion. Thanks for catching that, I do not want this to be a stupid misunderstanding. >>32006032>Let me guess, you let other guys smash on the first date before?Never. First guy I lost my virginity to took over half a year. >just dump him already you dumb bitch, you already know you hate this faggot gaymerNo, I am asking here because I hope to understand if things are fine or not, because he is nice. And I do love his bodytype. He's the "Bear" type, big and chunky with a mix of soft fat and hard muscles. It's great for hugging. I want to see where this goes. >>32006033>Case in point.I am not the right person to make this case for lol, I do like video games myself. Got the whole array of consoles and a few platinum trophies. >>32006034>You're sending "let's have sex signals". That's the main meaning of going over to a guy's place for a date.Okay, crap, but thank you. I will try to bring up my reservations when he texts back and hope he doesn't take it poorly. I am just not someone who can jump to sex this quickly, but I do find it better to not be out in public. I'll have to think of how to say this.
>>32006046Figured. In my generation (zoomers) an overly independent woman is much more likely to be swearing off sex than she is to be going on one night stands.
>>32006048Yeah, I'm not sure how I'd phrase it desu. I think whatever you do you have to make it abundantly clear you're enthusiastic about him and want to meet him, you just don't want to meet at his place.
I don't study, work, cook, do laundry, read, go out, play or clean my house. AlI do is buy groceries, browse my phone and sleep. I'm 27 and my family is pressuring me to get a degree on something and get a job. I feel worthless and I fear I don't have capacity to achieve my goals. I feel lost, anxious, confused and panicked. I hate myself for being worthless but I can't bring myself to do anything. I'm past my time and I fear I will be homeless or something
>>32006036>overly independent women are more likely to subsist on a diet of fanfiction and vibrators, while the overly dependent ones are more likely to live in other men's beds to get that emotional validation and they'll never have enough of it.>tfw I force men into my bedroom and then go back to streaming multiplayer vidya in an endless cycle.
>>32006054We should meet up and get addicted to heroin together
has anyone ever taken someone back when their person betrayed their trust not meaning to?>>32006025it's really nice, hope you can share that with someone. made me nervous and excited.>>32006026stop memeing >>32006029I mean, I wouldn't know if he did. he did tell me he got into an argument with his friend once about me, and he was pretty mad at the person. but I also mean since I'm also going through stuff maybe I just wasn't thinking clearly at the time about boundaries. it doesn't make it right but i feel it's a factor in my behavior.I think calling him a "crybaby bitch" is mean and not at all what I was trying to say. i was sticking up for him in context and another woman said she liked those kinds of guys as well, it was other insecure men who had a problem with it. it wasn't the place for me to reach out for helpful discussion..yes the plan was to date eventually, the place I said it I and he have no personal ties to, even the people. I genuinely still like him and care about him, and I guess I was talking about it because i was scared he'd off himself one day due to exactly all the pain and keeping it in. I'm scared he'll never speak to me aagain. both from suicidal ideation and because I broke his trust, and I wish I could repair all of it. I know the "I can fix him" meme applies here but I acknowledge he has to work his own stuff out too.
>>32006054If you have the money then therapy is by far the quickest and easiest solution. Make sure you get a good therapist. They'll help you get a solid personal foundation to start doing something with your life. If you go into it right now you'll probably flounder like I did.
>>32006035>>32006039>>32006038>>32006058relevant
>>32006043It means that they are leading the probe for information to see if they can steal youe gf.
>>32006054Are you a female?
>>32006054you have an energy problem read ray peat
>>32006066I’m female.
>>32006064I've always been tomboy though.*shrug*
>>32006023>Not sure why you'd say that?I don't mean to sound harsh, but to me what you described is a guy who is not really interested in you. At most he's willing to let you go hang out at his place, as long as you initiate it
>>32006070Oh, it just means they're degenerates, girlfriend.
>>32006071the 'tomboy' is only superficially unfeminine
>>32006024Lmao poo in it saar dalit black shit
>>32006072>I don't mean to sound harsh, but to me what you described is a guy who is not really interested in you. At most he's willing to let you go hang out at his place, as long as you initiate itThat's... Extremely disappointing if true. I don't see it, but that's obviously why I'm asking here. Too much of the 'tism. I suppose I have to temper my expectations a bit...
>>32006035Yes avoid smart independent women
>>32006035Need a feminist, assertive girl who adores me however
>>32006054Imagine living with your parents after 25
>>32006079That's the type of woman least likely to love and adore you forever.
>>32006060>i was sticking up for him in context and another woman said she liked those kinds of guys as well, it was other insecure men who had a problem with it.that would be different if he was there. but he wasnt present and all he can do is assume what you were talking about behind his back. Women tend not to be nice about people they're gossiping about, especially guys who open up.
>>32006081Probably. But it would be better since it’d be from someone smart
>>32006077What you do is not initiate contact after the next date. You wait for him to do it. If he doesn't initiate, he doesn't give a shit. Having sex doesn't increase your chances of him texting back. Maybe only in a few months for a booty call, but not a relationship.
>>32006084if you let a woman BRAINMOG you, you might as well hand your PICKLED TESTICLES to the DEPARTMENT OF KEK MANAGEMENT
>>32006073Thanks for the warning.
>>32006086Oh I want to be smarter, but her to be very smart too
Good morning Atoga
>>32006093What’s cracking
What's the career path for a casino dealer?
>>32006093fuck off
womenwhat are the chances I take you home for plapping if I pull off these moves infront of you
>>32006083I mean, he was there. I'm not sure how much he was there for, but he heard me and others talk. there was another woman telling me to never date due to my traumas and attracting broken men but honestly fuck her. we all go through stuff. sorry I'm being vague but he was sort of present, I just wasn't aware til later. let's say it was something on discord and I'm ignorant on how these places work.we want men to open up to us. at least the guy i like. we feel feelings too and want to share that with a guy, and even if he has trauma I think he is still a good guy and I still want him around. I mean, it can be a lot for me to process but he has also said the same about my issues and personal particular stuff too. idk if he got to read my apology to him I sent, but it's possible.
>>32004212State genderthoughts on this?
Can men tell if a woman is a chronic masturbator?
>>32006114What in the AI fuck
>>32006077Again I really don't want to sound harsh and obviously I don't have all the context, but >he did not ask you out on a second date, you asked him>you suggested a free, easy date and he turned it down without offering an alternative >you pushed him to suggest something else>best thing he could come up with was hanging out at his place>you vaguely agree>instead of clarifying and making a plan, he blows you off I could be wrong, but I wouldn't put all your hope in this guy. Keep dating others, you deserve someone who makes an effort and wants to take you out and treat you well
>>32006114
>>32006120who cares
>>32006121No
>>32006121Women literally do not use their face to broadcast any honest emotions ever. They make autistic men look like william shatner.
How does instagram organize someone’s following list?Will it appear different to every person who views it?
Women, what’s a good way to make a woman cheat on her bf.Let’s say I already know her, she likes me and finds me physically attractive, something that she stated>anon, since when do you look so good
>>32006121We can smell it on you. Much like ovulation week.
>>32006135Its easy, just be better than her bf.
>>32006134The algorithm puts the people you message or get messages from the most at the top. If you talk to women on Instagram it's moderately useful to see who you're up against.
>>32006138Technically I already am>better looking>better earning>physically stronger>doing better financially overallI just told her I want something serious and she ‘got scared’This guy gave her something not serious at all initially and now they’re togetherI’m talking about revenge
How do I learn to rely less on failed women, women who have failed man and thus mankind and humanity as a whole.
>>32006137>ovulation weekI don’t believe you can smell this. Are you a dog?
>>32006149Woof :)
I want to start dating a girl and have her sheepishly confess her love of butt stuff to me
I can't remember the last time a woman complimented me.
>>32006153This seems like it was tailor crafted specially for one of our anons here
>>32006114I'm so tired of AI jumpscares.
Men,Can I become a stripper profitably if I am racist?
>>32006171How would your racism manifest?
you can only pick one
>>320061736
>>32006172I really really don't want to touch brown men.
>>32006173yeah 6
>>32006174>>32006177tell me you're white without telling me you're white
>>32006178It's not just that. Her expression and outfit (just a big oversized shirt) makes her seem like the kind of girl I'd vibe with and I love her hair and makeup.
>>32006178Wrong, I am a sea monkey
>>32006173none of them look like JH
>>32006181I see you haven't watched this anime then, context - she's a swimmer. That's her swimsuit underneath so you chose the athletic one.>>32006178brother
>>32006187Well I only watch good anime so yea
>>32006167here's another
>>32006164I could see how you think this but it isn't
>>32006188yet he doesn't recognize the most based of allhow ironic
>>320061731 or 3
>>32006192I have yet to watch a Japanese comedy that made me laugh once
>>32006188Thats just disrespectful
>>32006167jump this
>>320061731
>>32006190NTA but that's what the movie Furiosa looked like
>>32006175Depends on geography, but black men are overrepresented in strip clubs. Especially in big cities, where you'll be making the most money. There are also plenty of older Asian and Indian men that frequent strip clubs. Black and Indian men will get handsy.
>>32006171I mean if you want to be a whore why not just OF
>>32006211do you have any idea how hard it is to be successful on OF
How the fuck do I cope with having to work everyday for the rest of my life?
>>32006085Man. I hate these kinds of games. >>32006123Well... Thanks for the honesty at least. I am not really dating anybody else, I don't really like doing that, but it sounds like I shouldn't hope too much from this.
>>32006175It's not like you have to fuck them.
>>32006215Invest your money smartly and retire early.
>>32006215It’s easy if you have people who care about you waiting for you at home
>>32006120Emphasis and punctuation can really change a sentence huh
>>32006221NTA but these eventually disappear.
>>32005439I just woke up
>>32006121I've been entirely convinced that every woman I've ever met has been effectively asexual.
>>32006215That is what your free time is for after work, coping.
>>32006223I am talking about friends, a partner and children
>>32006228What about a cute robot girl?
>>32006229Love is love
my instincts are garbage and untrustworthy, nearly always wrong Anyone else feel that way?
>>32006231What if its a roomba?
>>32006232No, in my experience, when people say that they actually mean two things:1) They have trouble tapping into their instincts/intuition2) They listen to their instincts/intuition and then modify or rationalize that feeling with their own feelings which then turns out to be wrong.
>>32006232No, my instincts are sharp and always right but I don’t listen to them
I am tired of being so squishy
>>32006206Yeah I figured.*sigh*Around blacks never relax.
>nope, still not settling!>chad will be stable and not treat me poorly!
>>32006262How many cats do you own?
>>32006262It kinda blows my mind that there are women in their 50s and 60s who are "looking for the one" when they have 1 foot in the grave, the lack of self-awareness is horrifying, they are children or 20 year olds stuck in an old person's body.
>>32006262Better single than be some shiteater dating the shit men out there
>>32006262>Just appease them and feed them and touch their weiner!>you can get a husband that doesn't kill you for accidentally making his broccoli touch his mac today!
>>32006268>dating the shit men out therethe reason there is only shit men is that most of them aren't dating anymore or left the country to date foreign women.
>>32006269The funny thing is that more than half these dudes would be dating 7 to 8 asian women if they had the money.
>>32006262brutal
>>32006262too white to be JH
>>32006269me in the back
>>32006228>friendsGet married, distance themselves, or lack the time to continue your friendship.>partnerMoves on or divorces you.>childrenCan be taken away during the divorce. If not, they eventually grow up and lead their own lives.
>>32006277LMFAOOO now that's hilarious asf
>>32006273Ok bud.
>>32006285>Ok bud.Someone isn't keeping up with the times at all.
>>32006285Stereotype of the average Singaporean Bachelor is:>White>Arrived in the last 5 to 10 years>Highly Educated>Works in Tech, Business, Finance, Medical
>>32006291>and wants to racemixDiscarded genes
Seems like there's nothing to do. I'm supposed to have a day off, but I've already done everything.
>>32006270Nah, trust me, a lot of the shit men ARE dating, unfortunately.
It's too early for this blackpill shit, got damn
>>32006302read a bookdo a hobbyclean updo yoga
>>32006302Hina doesn't look like that
>less than ~4 hours of sleep>woke up restless and drenched in sweatDay 3 of no booze begins.
>>32006302No not everything, you haven't deleted that image and made a public apology for posting it
>>32006297At this point, I'm convinced that a lot of milky white women do interracial shit just to trigger you sensitive and fragile men lol
Women....Girl I met at drawing classes is very chatty on my DM's. Does she want me to ask her out?kind of just want to be friends with her, so she introduces me to her friends. What do?
>>32006311you got this, i believe you have the willpower to get through this
>>32006297White women are no longer considered the most attractive race to men anymore, its asian women.
Headphones in, slayer max volume, bad posture and 4chan. doesn't get better than this
>>32006304That's my point, the good ones left or aren't dating so all that's left are the bad ones.
>>32006314They do interracial shit because white men's preferences have changed to asian women. They have to date outside their race because of how unbearable they've become.
>>32006320White women have been C-tier ever since latina cosplayers started filming themselves slutting out on social media.
>>32006267Well, wtf else are they gonna do. Just decide to die alone? That's still thirty or forty more years to go, you know.Besides, it can happen. My mate's mum was 50 when she found an autistic virgin to marry.
>>32006331>latinatrash taste
>>32006331Things like this didn't happen until the internet. I hate smartphones
>>32006332>wtf else are they gonna do.Cry and have meltdowns on social media about it, it seems.
>>32006336Does that seem like a more valuable use of their time than looking for someone to fall in love with?
>>32006338What do you think?
>>32006338Love is dead and equality and women murdered it in its sleep like chivalry, then they get on the internet and bitch about it. Free rides are over, gotta start holding up society or maybe find a nice bear to date.
>Gender>You go back to school for a master degree in mechanical ingeneering>learn that your professor is most renownd in entire country>he's also back from a full year in prison and has to wear ancle bracelet, for ordering 5 years old cheese pizza with his computer>he is not allowed to answer question after class>Some students are oganising a strike to get a new assigned professor.WWYD?
>>32006347I fuck my hot 18 yo classmates
>>32006347MWhat I did when I was in college, keep my head down, learn what I needed to learn, and gtfo that god damn leftist hellhole.
>>32006351What does this have to do with the professor?
>>32006340I think it's obviously a dogshit use of their time and far worse than looking for someone to fall in love with.>>32006341Bullshit.
>>32006347MI don't understand why enjoying aged pizza is a crime
>>32006355>I think it's obviously a dogshit use of their time and far worse than looking for someone to fall in love with.Yet they don't, but to be fair, they aren't thinking straight if they are scream-crying into a phone for social media likes. But literally no one wants to date that.
>>32006355>Bullshit.No, I'm pretty sure its not the divorce rate shows as much, in the end its all about money, the feelings might come first but those feelings never endure and transform into that longer lasting version of love. Why? Money...
>>32006313flatty moment
>>32006359>Yet they don't,Then why claim that they do?I'm not saying you're the same anon as >>32006267, but that's what I'm responding to here.>>32006361It's bullshit and you're stupid.
>>32006366>>Yet they don't,No, as in they don't look for someone to fall in love with, they instead scream into their phones. Keep up, lol.
>>32006354Absolutely nothing, now fuck off.
>>32006369Reread my post please because you must have misread something
>>32006347Blow a gasket about something that doesn't concern me and get brownie points from horny leftist "women" (girls). That's the college spirit.
>>32006371Am I missing something? I don't understand what you're trying to communicate here.
>>32006373You have remarkably low standards for who you associate with. It's right and proper to judge a man by the company he keeps.
>>32006347Accidentally run him over in the parkinglot
>>32006356Only aged anchovy pizza is allowed in my country.But you also need to get the anchovies to agree before getting them on the pizza
>>32006377I was replying to a post which expressed astonishment towards women who are 50 or 60 but keep looking for "the one". If you don't actually believe that there are 50 and 60 year old women that are looking for "the one" then that's a whole different conversation.
hugging femanon hope everything's okay
>>32006390I was talking about women in general, but yes there are 50 and 60 year olds out there posting on tiktok looking for the "one" like they are still in their 20s.
>>32006396don't ever touch me
>>32006410Nta, It wasn't to you seek help
>>32006410nta, but can I touch you? I have 5 bucks :3
>go to bathroom at night>roommate has left a dirty bucket in the middle of the bathroom floor with a wig in it, submerged in dirty almost black waterI hate living with roommates
They made jh in charge of managing the spies.Men, do you like her?
>>32006425piss and shit in it.
>>32006429No
>>32006429If JH is in charge of the Spies she is going to end up with a lot of sexual assault allegations, have to step down, get a golden parachute, and the spies will get a huge payment out of court and NDAs.
>>32006347f, strike. as someone whose experienced csa and likely has csam out there on the internet i have no tolerance to this
>>32006262
>>32006436Not saying you shouldn't do it, but what's the point if the university knows about it and still let him come back? If anything transfer out.
>>32006430I should've. I've been forced to live with 2 black roommates and this has made me racist.
>>32006443I had a project where I was the only white guy in the group and they made me do all the work and kept on teaming up on me calling me racist and trying to police my language and it pissed me off that I told the professor and they all got failed. lol.
>gf casually brings up in conversation that lionesses will bite the balls of their male counterpart to initiate sex and will demand sex upto 5-7 times a day >says that her spirit animal is now a lion >tfw my gf became a furry
>>32006453>Call animal control on herfix'd
anons, have you completed your daily gender affirmations yet?
>>32006443Why not just kick them out? Why the fuck would you have two ghetto [bleep] as your roommates. Find a new place to live or get new roommates
>>32006347FStrike and help in any way to get him fired. Tired of men being pervy sexual predators
>>32006460It's a student living situation, they just assign you roommates without telling you who the roommate is. I don't have any friends here, otherwise I'd get a friend as a roommate ofc.
>>32006440because a few thingsit creates noise about the issue meaning its more likely future students will knowtheres potential (although unlikely) that he will be replaced
>>32006351>mechinal engineeringNo women and especially no hot ones.
>>32006352This guy have no tolerance for people against pedos etc, that’s a leftie thing. It’s nice to see you guys being so open about it
>>32006448good for you. my roommates haven't ever accused me of being racist but they are otherwise annoying, it feels like they just don't know how to live as normal people. like being obsessed with keeping the kitchen window fully opened at all times, even when it gets cold at night.
>>32006457Don’t know what that is. Are you trans?
>>32006455I am GREENPEACE
>>32006483>anything to do with gender automatically triggers trans thoughtsBrainrot
>>32006440Why transfer all the students that are against it when we can transfer one guy that did something wrong
>>32006453Tell her male lions get to lay around all day while the women bring him food.
>oneitis tells me celebrity crush>she has absolutely basic bitch taste
>>32006470That's awful, hope it all works out anon
>>32006487Nope. But this one did. Sorry you won’t be able to generalize your way out of this one
>>32006498You got issues, bro. Anything that makes you feel masculine (such as lifting) could be gender affirming for you.
>>32006502No issues here, don’t know why you are being so defensive about this. Sorry you got triggered, maybe this place isn’t for you
>>32006457My what now?
>>32006478>This guy have no tolerance for people against pedosExactly why I stay out of this shit, "hurr durr if you aren't with us, you're against us" bullshit, its not worth engaging in any of this shit at all.
All women are like the ones I see on Instagram.
>>32006493I literally told her this and she’s like okay I even said I want my coffee every morning brought out to me naked and she’s like okay deal
>>32006495thanks, I wish I can endure this until I move out next year. even this morning my roommate was screaming in the kitchen, presumably didn't notice I was home, at how the kitchen window was "locked". like wym locked, I had just shut it.
>>32006505>I got triggered>when you were the one who immediately yelled TRANNY instead of trying to understand the postput your trip back on
>>32006494You have basic bitch taste, anon.
>>32006347>5 years old cheese pizzaesl herewhat this mean?
>>32006478>t. leftist
>wonder why /r9k/ is so full of normalfags now>they're all coming from /adv/
Femanons is this you?
>>32006509No one is surprised conservatives turn a blind eye to pedos
>>32006492Almost all universities will try to get away with anything until it starts affecting how much money they are making, if students transfer out that's only when they'll take actual action.
>>3200652why is hollywood trying to make femcels a thing, they don't exist. the only girls in our nerdy friend group fucked every guy (except me) and then moved on.
>>32006521Isn't it the opposite, incels coming here and whining at everyone kek.
>Want to get a sheet, curtain or similar to cover window because people keep looking through it an I walk around naked a lot>They're all expensive, even second handthis suck
>>32006525Don't they hate fags and hollywood?
>>32006525I never said I was conservative, I'm just staying out of politics and I'm here to learn. That's it. Again, this "If you don't agree with me your the problem" thing is toxic as fuck and exactly why I don't give a shit about any of it.
>>32006516n-no! *angry cries*
>>32006512You'll make it anon. Just one more year.
>>32006525If you need to politically coarse people to your cause, even if its a morally good cause, you're going to find out that people will refuse to stand with you and will do nothing.
>>32006515Ever had one, enjoy your cope. If you are so sensitive to this you can simply leave, no one is forcing you to read questions
>>32006524Yea, it's not so bad as films make it out to be or other wimmin/girls complain. I have my escapisms, it helps
>>32006530No.>anon gets unhelpful femanon reply on atoga>anon makes an adv thread>femanon says some really unhelpful or blackpilling shit>fucks off to r9k
>>32006525>if you don't care about my specific thing I care about it, then your the problem>*holding his iphone/android phone made from slave/child labor of a people being genocidedheh....
>>32006540I appreciate it anon, just roughly 4 more months. And never again will I live in a place where I can't choose my own roommate, not even for the cheapest rent lol.
>>32006494Would defo rather she had basic bitch taste than the alternative
>>32006521Good fuck off back in your hole
>>32006551You mean like preferring black guys or something?
>>32006545Sure sure, you came from r9k to whine here because nobody paid attention to you there. An attention whore male, crying about femanons 24/7 lol.
>>32006554being a white knight retard doesn't make you ENTJ
>>32006549There were tons of lefties saying they would buy the iphone 16, even though the Republic of Congo told them not to buy it because the Cobalt mind that the iphone 16 sourced is being ran by a terrorist group that is using child labor.These people care all the way up until they can't waste their money on a shiny new gadget.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4vliuq1iVc
>>32006526Or pressure from a strike and public attention.
>>32006562Depends on their flavor of leftism if I'm being honest.
>>32006542Esl? lol
>>32006555I meant more like kpop, androgynous guys, tattooed male edgethots etc.
>>32006550Yeah never do that again. Try not be too relaxed and don't engage in any type of bullshit they start. Be safe.
>>32006570oh no, I'm racist...
>>32006533I’m not a leftie and I don’t want pedos in schools, you feel like that’s too much politics and blame.. leftists for trying to get rid of them?Do you want to start over? Maybe try to make it clear that you are against pedos, or..
>>32006576RespectableAffectionateCompassionateIntelligentSweetTerrorizes minorities
>>32006560There is no pussy for you here bro we’re all married or in relationships
>>32006580so then by your logic everyone who isn't in the local area who doesn't go is a pedo, this is how the communist genocides started.
>>32006541I see no problem standing with people against pedophilia, you guys are getting weirdly defensive about this. Why are you trying to move away from that part of it
>grills with flat chests Yes or no? I've always preferred a breast I can cup but I am currently seeing a lady who is as flat as a pancake and I cannot help but admire an aesthetic beauty in the shape of her body.Or maybe I'm just a closeted faggot. I dunno.
>>32006576(Because it goes without saying if she's into black guys she gets dropped)
>>32006580>I'm not a leftist>spews leftist garbage>completely unaware that the university is most likely filled with leftists who rehired him>"No, you're the problem for caring about yourself! Its not the admin's fault for rehiring him!"What the actual fuck...
>>32006429I wish I suddenly grew a foot like that.>>32006434Rude.
Breast implants and a gym membership would solve all of femanons problems. Prove me wrong.
>>32006591No skinny women may aswell just be guys
>>32006549>>32006561Anything to defend pedos! Good job on the whataboutism
>>32006590Pedos usually hunt other pedos, so the fact your so performative about this is very suspect.
>>32006592I wouldn't drop her as a friend but if I'm being honest, a redflag like that would help break my attraction to her. Then again, my bar is super low so maybe it wouldn't.
>>32006599>Just living your life is defending pedosExactly how you get people to just ignore you kek
>>32006595You going to Turkey for that hair transplant soon, little bud?
women would you be ok if a guy was really shy during his first time
Can someone catch me up here.Why are these guys defending pedophilia?
>Being shyick>Being confidentick
How does one remove the evil little creep inside their brain that makes them fap to shameful and unhealthy things?
>>32006606No
>>32006608Being confident is not an ick haha
>>32006610You don't. You just deal with it in private without hurting anyone.
>>32006608For real. There was this new guy at work that was trying really hard to be a team player and confident and all the zoomer women HATE him. Meanwhile I was the loser who didn't talk to anyone for like the first 6 months and they flirt with me (just to stave off boredom but w/e)
>>32006607It’s baked into japanese culture somewhat so that it goes dangerously unoticed
>>32006607No one here is defending it, its just some anons are upset that they wouldn't join the protest because they'd rather study.
>>32006607A leftist was against it. That was enough for them to be pro pedophilia
How do I capitalize off of personality-mogging all of my friends' boyfriends?
>>32006620From a pedo? Wow, talk about lack of morals
>>32006626Be more entertaining
>>32006627this is the most boring, lazy display of trolling I've yet seen. Get a life.
>>32006595I'm happy with my boob size
>>32006627So what does that make the person who runs the university? What does that make the people who rubber stamped his rehiring? Yet anon who hasn't done anything is to blame?
M here, yesterday I had a dream where I met a cute girl, hit off well with her, brought her back to my home, where we started making out and I kised her neck, and maybe other things I forgot about. I woke up with the horniest longing I've felt in months, if not years, and immediately masturbated just trying to remember the specifics of the dream.Women: What does that say about me?
>>32006616>first day at work>try to be all social>older male employees seem to like me>meet cutie female employee>she immediately presents me with a resting bitch facegoddamn
>>32004212Why is it that otome games always begin with the FEMC joining an organization that was previously a sausage fest?Like, are we sure these men are in love with her or is it just the fact that they haven't seen a female before?
>>32006531I literally workout and sunbath naked in my backyard and my whole neighbourhood knows it don’t be a bitch it’s your house
first day at work btwI think I stepped in shit and smelled badlyif i fix it now will they not gossip about me?
>>32006632I already am.
>>32006637you are romantically/sexually frustrated, not good or bad in itself.i'm kinda jealous though. whenever i have "sexy" dreams, it's always pretty ambiguous and never goes anywhere.
>>32006595>Breast implants and a gym membership would solve all of femanons problems.Yea about the membership and if I could drive and had a decent car. Breast implants cause heart problems, booby cancer and there are other complications afterwards
>>32006637I will reply to you because everyone else is arguing it means you’re touch starved
>>32006648Just ignore their petty gossiping. Clean your shoes when you get home
I sexted with a girl from here recently, she called me "daddy" and really wanted to lean into being essentially a submissive fuckdoll.She is mid 20s and I'm in my 30s so there is a noticable age gap, but to me she is a woman and not a girl. The age difference is hot of course, but I'm not exactly sure what to think about her kink.Does anybody here have any experience with this?
>>32006653I am amused by your disappointment in your dream-bf for not plapping you.
>>32006652I meant more than them
Real men are nothing like men in my dreams
>>32006641She thinks you’re here to replace her women should be banned from the workplace
>>32006662it's a lot of fun to dominate a girlI did it with a bpdemon so she accused me of sa afterwards but while it happened it was fun
>>32006648Last time this happened I went around the building looking for a tree, broke a small branch and removed most of the shit from my shoe. Then I went back in and locked myself in a bathroom to clean the rest. There was a bathroom air freshener thing on the wall, thankfully.
>>32006653>>32006660I feel like my subconcious is trying to tell me something. Like 'take more chances' or somethingl ike thatShould I trust it? Or should I not listen?
>>32006646Manlet
>>32006663it is frustrating lol. i've had several dreams about my secret crush, but again it never goes anywhere. once i had a dream where i was swimming at a beach, and when i came to the surface, i had accidentally surfaced right in front of my crushes crotch where he was standing with the water to his knees. he was looking at me, i felt embarrassed and then the dream ended.
>>32006662Pedo, I had a 40 yo project manager call me daddy because I was still in uniform
>>32006636Again with the whataboutism so you don’t have to take a stand against pedophilia. Gross
>>32006662What’s the issue? It sounds like you’re both into it.
>>32006662Yeah I dated an 18-year-old coworker when I was 29. She liked the age gap and we teased each other about it.
>>32006674Your endocrine system is dying have sex immediately >>32006675Just go outside and see what happens dummy
>>32006674I wouldn't say a dream can mean something that "profound", just that you feel that you are lacking sex and/or romance in your life. If we have dreams about specific things, usually it means that it's just something we've been thinking about subconsciously (even if you've been thinking about it consciously as well), and dreaming is a way for our brain to process the things we dream about.
Men who date much younger women are losers
>>32006682Well, mainly my "fear" is she will start acting like a brat or maybe even do diapershit (literally).My ex was 9 years younger and she never made much of a fuss about it.
>>32006690Women who date much older men are braindead sluts
>>32006690My gf roughly the same age as me but no where near as mentally developed, this is problem not the physical age gap
>>32006665I ALREADY AM
>>32006698then no need to ask the question.
>>3200669030 year old hag seething
>>32006704Nta but that's a guy.
>>32006703He’s asking how to CAPITALIZE on that already being the case, anon. How to leverage it for his own gain.
>>32006695Goddamn I am ESLmaxxing today
need braindead slut gf>>32006711Yep
>>32006693Tell her. Say that you’re into it but not to that extent.
>>32006693Do you have any idea how pathetic of a human being you are?
>>32006720still less pathetic than a caveman pajeet
>>32006711Wym, he wants to steal those gfs? Seems like a stupid goal to me.
>>32006671I did the same with a branchI thought it wasn't me until I went and checked and saw something weird on my shoefeeling lowkey embarrassed because I kept thinking that someone else must have been smelling badlyfucking hellhope they don't think any less of methey probably won't if it doesn't happen again in a short space of time
>>32006727Maybe angle himself as the rebound?
>>32006727Nah, I ain't looking to steal. Obviously I wouldn't turn down anything if offered.
>>32006730I mean trying to get attention from them and charming them seems like a lot of effort when you could just find single women no? But you do you.
>>32006690Not really, they are runners up, guys picking up the scraps in their mid 30s are the losers
>>32006723You are literally a troll that lives in a gooncave my gf could beat the shit out of your atrophied dyel body please kill yourself Mr pedophile
Foids, my ex just told me that I gave her the best sex of her life. She's a turbo bpd whore who gave me ptsd. Is she lying?
On the topic of age gaps, I sometimes specifically watch old guys fucking young women, because it makes me think they must be even bigger sluts for taking some old farts viagra cock.
>>32006723>has the gaul to call out others>pedophile
>>32006747I don't know I've never had an ex. But I could assume that's true if you're not dating anyone
>>32006739There is probably some incel here that is picking up my sloppy second egirls, I can’t imagine how horrible that must feel lol
>>32006679>studying to get good grades to transfer out of is pedophiliaOkay, I get it now, good troll.
>>32006751i'm so jealous...i wish i had my own celtic warrior to call out others for me...
>>32006755I'm not dating but she rebounded after our breakup with some guy and she keeps telling me how she misses having sex with me.>he's great but sex is underwhelmingwhy is she messaging me about her sex life we stopped dating months ago.
>>32006768kek
>>32006316anyone?
>>32006776Iunno but nice tits.
>>32006776>brunetteno
>>32006763Weird response, are you a bot or a pedo
>>32006769Idk, sounds manipulative. I wouldn't reply to it.
>>32006747No,however she is still a shitty person
Blacks, Whites, Jews, Hispanics, Arabs, AsiansScattered all troughout the nationsAll these different populationsAll because of immigrationlookGot so much money need to start doing calculationsthe attacks on 9/11 were brazenShawty building 7Went down on me with no explanation
>>32006782>starving a university of money as a protest is weirdHmmm.... Also a weird response... So its okay to protest but you still have to give them money?
>>32006776Do what you want
>>32006792No one said that, why are you guys into this pedo thing?
How do I get men to date me if I'm a loser?
>>32006798>No one said thatkek
>>32006316>>32006776Anon what kind of question is this?>she wants me to ask her out>I want to be just friendsThen.... don't ask her out??
>>32006801Make a profile on any dating app, text anyone on discord. Just put yourself out there slightly. Bad larp my guy
>>32006801be nice and pretty, done.
>>32006801"get adopted by an extrovert" kinda does work for loser women in terms of relationships, that's the main reason why male incels say women can't be incels also.
>>32006801Be a cute loser.
>>32006801Dating men at this point is shooting fish in a barrel, if you can't manage it this might be nature saying "not this one"
>>32006801impossible to fail
If a guy asks for no contact, how evil is it if I break it?
Men, if you can drive across THIS without using GPS I'm yours
>>32006824It's his own fault, not evil. Men who want princess treatment shall be left alone.
How do I bullshit my way out of the annoying final year of a bachelors degree, no fun classes are allowed, and the required ones sound like shit, so I just want to move past it and get my worthless degree.
>>32006824you've been stressing over this for the entire day dude come on
>>32006828I fucking hate roundabouts but I'm autistic as fuck so I can remember it as a number3 2 1 3 2 2
>>32006828whats difficult about that?
>>32006824What's your best case scenario here? A man asks for no contact if he is a drama queen or if you've sufficiently pissed him off, neither of those are men you should continue to speak with.
>>32006830don't do what I did, technically dropping out. force yourself to do those final classes.
>>32006828Basic traffic?
>>32006828Are you Polish?
>>32006828FI could drift that whole thing in my Miata
>>32006828Considering I have been on roadtrips in Iceland, Norway and New Zealand, I'm sure I'll manage.
Its only 6 rotatories, anyone should be able to drive thru that with the picture aloneIt's not too clear what is supposed to be between the last two, but I guess just a blind turn with no other roads
>>32006850>femanon with a miatadamn, roadtrips with matching NAs seems like a dream. but mine is a lonely girl
>>32006831That's my one and only talent on this earth>>32006829>>32006838He gave a good reason for the no contact. I don't even know what I want to say to him. I just miss him
>>32006801Go to the gym:Work outGet your license:Drive a decent carBe a decent ladyJust don't get led on and used by fuckbois, fake Chad's, chadlites, chad manlets etc. Good luck
>>32006861>He gave a good reason for the no contactThe only good reason is if you broke up.
>>32006828>just drives through the first roundabout and the 2nd closed for construction roundabouteasy
I hate women so much.
>>32006738>when you could just find single womenThat's the problem, chief
>>32006883Hey KP
>>32006745>>32006751Learn English.
>>32006885Looks like you're just ugly then.
>>32006899He's not ugly. He's not trying
Harassing randos in public with intense staring
>>32006858I've got an ND. I always liked the form factor of the NA and wanted the turbo on the NB. So I bought an ND and turbocharged it.
>>32006900Sounds like both actually, uggo anon.
>>32006902That's not novel, blacks and indians and other immigrants do it already
>>32006904roadtrip still sounds goodI was thinking of getting rid of mine a while back but its my first car I've ever bought and I dont have the heart to see it drive away
>>32006841I won't but god it's such needless annoying bullshit I won't even submit a yearbook photo because I have never looked worse and the deadline is literally my birthday in a month.It's all so gay. So so so fucking gay.
>>32006906You're an ugly anon, dang, I doubt it. You probably have body dysmorphia
What time do you go to bed?
>>32006902I do that but it's not on purpose or intentionally. It's my default stare. Normalfags like you are horrible
>>320069232 AM.
>>32006595I don't need bigger boobs, I have D's already.I need some way to escort to only non ugly white dudes that won't make me a target for angry black men.
>>32006920Sorry to hear about your body dysmorphia, hon.
>>32006923Between 4-11am.
>>32006876We did break up. I don't even have a solution to our problems but I've been thinking about him a lot. But I also don't want to interfere with his moving on process, I fear it would be cruel
>>32006923F 10pm. I'm up at 6am and the day is great.
>>32006524Yeah
>>32006937Oh if you broke up, then yeah stay away, especially if he is the one who iniated the breakup.
>>32006869What is a fake Chad?
>>32006932Who let you loose bpd dog anon. You need to get put down frfr
>>32006926>Normalfags like youWtf?Drop the allegations
>>32006595My boobs are already huge and if you get big ones they're more likely to look bad. You also don't need a gym membership, you can just work out at home.
>>32006815When should I call it quits and pack it up? Do you think I can fix what is making me undatable?
>>32006946Touch grass, trooner.
>>32006943>Twice a week you put on your makeup and damn bracelets>And head to the club half-naked with your ass shakin'>Pullin' a lowlife nigga who claim he cash-makin'>'Til you let him hit and find out he work at the gas station
>>3200695434H not talk about her tits challenge: impossible.
Men, what is the most pleasing breast shape? Least?
>>32006913I feel that. My first car was a civic that I poured so much time and money into. I loved that car. >>32006923Whenever I feel tired. If that's 6 pm, it's 6 pm.>>32006961>quoting HopsinThis a nigga that was in tears when he found out his underage gf was smoking weed.
>>32006960Touch grass mentally unstable feces
>>32006963I don’t know. I like boobs.
>>32006890I'm not KP
>>32006963>most pleasinghers>least pleasingno hers
>>32006962Sorry... seriously, though, I was answering a direct question about boobs. I have boobs. Why do guys get pissy about someone answering a question they're qualified to?
>>32006963>mostTeardrop, perky>leastEmpty tube sock
>>32006971I’m razzing you, kid. It’s funny how easy you are to spot.
Zoomettes are so fucking well endowed.Why?
>>32006963I don't know about most attractive but personally dislike when they're really wide set on a torso and there's like an inch between them making them look fake.
>>32006977estrogen in water supplyalso to make JH mad
>>32006967>it's a tranny with a shit fetishSo angry too kek.
Men,I did three chores.Will you praise me?
>>32006982You're projecting. Keep malding anon. Get help at betterhelp and keep taking your meds.
>>32006976I have actually talked about stuff other than my boobs too.
>>32006986no
>>32006977All the hormones in food are making kids hit puberty earlier. It's why the average dick size is going up too.
>>32006988:3
>>32006986Maybe, what chores?
>>32006987>p-projectingThe seething troon is dysfunctioning again
>>32006993I got groceries, laundered my bedset, and took my lawnmower to get fixed at a shop.
Mixed signals help?There's this woman I think she's in her early to mid 20s, and I am 30. The thing is, she seemed to smile and keep eye contact with me a bunch before and I noticed her taking glances but I've noticed recently she's not keeping eye contact and I thought that maybe she's not interested. But when I go and talk to her, she seems to smile a lot, and really seems to perk up when I ask her what books she reads and its like her eyes light up and she sounds more cutesy when talking to me, or sound more innocent asking for help and stuff. But other times when I take glances at her, she seems to notice me, but avoid eye contactAny ideas what it could mean?Is she just being friendly and she doesnt want to make me feel bad for liking her.
>>32006977Imagine being this hot and fucking it up with the two worst piercings.
>>32006998>washed your sheetsNice, good job>got groceriesHopefully you got lots of fresh ingredients to make things and not lots of junk food
>>32007001do men find her face hot? i assumed anons would call her mid since she has a long face
>>32006990This. I started puberty at 8.
>>32006995Please get help
>>32007004>>32007001Her face is kinda mid, but her body is hot.
>>32007004besides her hair she is very cute
>>32007007i see it's mostly the bod lol
>>32006941Why though? Why should I stay away?
>>32006977Something about this face seems tranny to me.
>>32006977>Zoomettes are so fucking well endowed.was just thinking about this. I live in Southern Europe, near a University. All these zoomettes are super hot. I'm talking 8's and 9's mostly. I'm honestly shocked at how hot they are. Their facial symmetry is getting better too. I barely saw an unattractive zoomer. I saw a skinny girl with tits just like picrel. She was 18 or 19.FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCKkkshit is literally fucking me up, I can't go out like this. It' very hot as well, so they are wearing barelly nothing. A lot of crop tops and visible thongs.
>>32006900>>32006899I honestly wish it were as easy as "I'm ugly so I shouldn't bother" but unfortunately I am mid. I'm not sure how I could further "try", I do get out of the house and go for walks in the park and stuff. I even occasionally go to weddings and parties and dance, etc.
>>32006971>Why do guys get pissy about someone answering a questionYou keep taunting us with your tits and not letting us see them.No one likes a tease.
>>32006980I'm triggered.
>>32007014there are ugly zoomer women, they are just eternally inside in their rooms, like me.
>>32006930>only non ugly white dudesYou deserve angry black men
Ladies, this could be us
>>32006990>It's why the average dick size is going up too.average dick size is going down, average male height is going down, men are getting uglier and women are telling taller, more top heavy, and prettier. I have no idea why.
>>32007014Why did you post a picture of 3 monsters and a pair of tits
>>32007016Am I? I thought I wasn't being really flirty about it. Not even being really specific, just mention the size some times.
>>32007003I'm gonna make a cucumber and tomato salad to nibble on through the week.
>>32006930I have no idea what this means.
>>32006801Do anal or be a throatgoat
>>32007030You're fine. Porn addicts just hear the word boobs and get randy. It doesn't take much for those types.
>>32007030>just mention the size some timesThat's enough to want to see them.
>>32007027It's literally the opposite
>>32007032Those tomatoes are gonna be gross by like day three.
>>3200692300:00
>>32007032Don't store the tomato IN the salad. Good way to get a fucked up, soggy salad.
>>32007030We wanna see boobs and you keep mentioning that you have big ones.
>>32007025Yea, it could, but chances are, you're A: A gamerB: Anime fanC: Have a catD: TribalisticE: /pol/tardedF: By ladies you actually mean "10/10 20 year olds" and nothing elseG: Want kids, the pic suggests itH: Have some kind of mental issue; BPD, anti-social disorder, whateverI: Have 0 actually interesting hobbies that aren't just media consumptionJ: A brainletK: A guy who brings out a book written by some other guy, dead for years, maybe decade, maybe centuries, then cite reading that as why you are smart (ie you can't think for yourself)L: Into weird kinkshit I'm not intoM: DestituteO: A kissless, friendless virgin putting relationships on a pedastal, who will be disappointed when everything doesn't neatly fall into place all th timeP: A slut, but "its okay because I'm a man"Q: SmokeR: DrinkS: Do any other hard drugs, yes, drinking is a hard drug, if you disagree you are degenerateT: Bad with moneyU: Unhealthy in some other wayV: HAve an annoying accentW
If you’re reading this, I love you. :3 yes, you, silly.
>>32007047When I'm answering a boob related question. Chestlets make it known that they're a chestlet but no one goes off on them about that.
>>32007042>>32007046That is the point.It is a wet salad preserved in citrus juice.I will be adding extra citric acid powder too.
>>32007051Everyone loves goth mommy
>>32007051no you dontstop lying to me
>>32007053Men all have a similar taste to each other, life can be unfair.
>>32007051Your love means nothing to me because you give it so freely.
If you're reading this, I don't love you. I don't even know you. I will not validate you.
>>32007053They're usually embarrassed about it, and why would they post something they're embarrassed about? Plus, most of the chestlet whining is JH and she doesn't post pics of herself.
>>32007054Do you want everything to turn to mush, like baby food?
>>32007050I'm A, B, G eventually, H socally askward, I maybe, V (italian)NTA How bad is it
If you're reading this, I hate you. Yes, all of you.
>>32007050You should make this a gender question to see how many letters people got
>>32007050You are awfully picky for a 4chan user.
>>32007053Chestlet here but whenever I mention that someone always assumes that bothers me and I must be consoled. That unironically bugs the shit out of me.
>>32007066>>32007059Based.
>>32007071Let's see those mosquito bites.
>>32007078I don't need your validation.
>>32007071Tiny titties usually have better shape, and ass is king anyway.
>>32007080Who said anything about validation?
>>32007082>someone always assumes that bothers me and I must be consoled.>Tiny titties usually have better shapeFucking stop it! :)
>>32007085Haha, fair point. I assumed you would be complimenting me.
>>32007066See this is actually genuine
>>32007089>skips the part about ass is kingWhy so serious? Its true, shape is best.
>>32007050A T and V hereI think I have a chance
What is a healthy breakfast I can make
>>32007092I probably would, it's not every day we get femanon tiddies.
>>32007095nta but are you brown?
>>32007050A B G H L P Q R S U
>>32007050M hereWe're not allowed to have cats now? What if I just feed one who come by and hangs out on my back deck?
Is vaping a dealbreaker? Is it still a dealbreaker if you got with your partner first before they started vaping?
>>32007099Omelet.
Men, would you describe the Australian accent as sexy?
>>32007101No, you are just brain rotted.
>>32007105how is that different from an e-cigarette, or is it the same thing?
Are eggs good for you or not again?
>>32007108Yes, I like it a lot.
>>32007108Not really. But I associate it with hot sporty blondes
>>32007108I'm too autistic to like most accents.
>>32007108I think this really depends on the girl. Some people really like vocal fry and husky voice, some people don't.
>>32007116nta but how does autism affect that? Serious question.
>>32007113Decent if you don't eat them every day, but if you want to be truly healthy just go vegetarian
>>32007063Yes, I want the salad to pickle.
>>32006986good girl
>>32006977I love when women wear daisy dukes and a bikini (and chokers)
>>32007122They sound "wrong" and it throws off my ability to perceive intonation.
>>32007050Holy fucking based.Rare women w.This slut just singlehandedly BTFO every single 4cuckcel, myself included.I kneel
>>32007050A,B, L, T
>>32007127Oh... well ok then. Have you tried pickled daikon?
>>32007107I have tomatoes can I put those in there and do I cook them before I put the eggs in
>>32007132and I love when yοu wear a noose around your neck and kick the stool
>>32007050>U: Unhealthy in some other waythis is an attraction factor for me
>>32004212State genderThoughts on good girl/bad boy romance?
>>32007105Yeah, please don't chemically gas me while we make out.I only take small dab rips occasionally by myself.
>>32007142>and I love when yοuThis implies I've done it not only multiple times, but that it's a regular occurrence, which doesn't really make sense, because that would kill me.
>>32007140I love tomatoes in an omelet. You don't have to cook them beforehand.
>>3200441529I saw a UFO when I was a kid>>32004443MLimerence for sure, but I'm not certain I've experienced real deal Holyfield love
>>32007147you could fail in your suicide attempt, just like you fail at everything else in your life
>>32007145idk, i don't consume a lot of romance stories. last romance movie i watched is groundhog day and that was like 2 years ago.
>>32007142I know what you were going for but that was really clumsy.
>>32007138I haven't, but I would if I weren't in a veggie doldrum.
Help me out girls>doesnt make eye contact or avoids looking>acts cutesy when you talk to them>acts innocent and almost childlike when they ask for help with somethingDoes it mean they're just friendly or shy?
>>32004443>Have you ever been in love?FOf course
>>32007160this means they fear you and are afraid you're going to corner and rape them
>>32007160could just be shy, and the cutesy is her personality behind the shyness.but for shy women avoiding eye contact can be a sign of attraction, *if* she also discreetly glances at you sometimes.
>>32004507I saw a study where 1 group of people were asked to choose between 3 types of jam, and other group was asked to choose between (I think?) 15 types of jam. And the group with fewer options was more satisfied with their choice.TL;DR FOMO
>>32007151>I saw a UFO when I was a kidWhta did it look like
>>32007164That’s fair. I might
>>32007150Ok thank youWhat about arugula
>>32007173b-b-based!
>>32007145M, love it, he teaches her how to loosen up, she teaches him it's OK to be civil and wholesome
I am an idiot and obsess over tarot card readings. My relationship is going really well and she’s really happy and loving toward me. However I’ll get a tarot reading that says she’s cheating or planning on leaving soon or already lining up another guy to replace me and I’ll obsess over it. I hate it and I’m having a difficult time letting go
>>32007113Cholesterol balances itself out for most people if you're healthy. So they've always been good.
WomanDo you agree with >>32005552?
>>32007180You've been whining about this for weeks if not months, just kill yourself.
>>32007145MIt’s okay but I prefer it the other way around. Especially when there’s that tearful moment where she’s like, “why are you even with me?! You could get a respectable girl, I’m just-“ and he cuts her off with cheesy shit like “the woman I love”
>>32007177Personally I haven't tried arugula in an omelet, but spinach works fine so I'd assume arugula is probably fine too.
>>32007153I'm sorry that happened to you
>>32007186No. Humans need to support each other through tough times.
>>32007145FMuch prefer good boy/bad girl romances>>32007186No, it's retarded. No woman wants to be with a robot or a self-flagellating man that complains about how hard the world is for men when he's the one voluntarily making his life harder.
>>32007190
>>32007186no. I don't find it bad or unattractive when my bf talks about bad past memories. sometimes I even feel proud because some of that shit is so weird that I am sure I'm the only one who knows some of those things.
>>32007194you should be happy for me, bro
>>32007196>good boy/bad girl romancesWhat's a good example of that?
>>32007197:))
>>32006690YEs yes chud will take you just wait
femanons, how do you make a girl who uses men for ego boosting by showing her censored titties and whatnot while also having problem by being seen as a sex object actually cares about a man beyond being a tissue to clean her feelings on, like what kinda approach should i focus on? i dont need to make her fall for me i just want to be seen as a real friend
>>32007171It was saucer shaped, and pretty small looking. It was silver/light gray, except for a red blaze on one side and a few green squares on top.
>>32007214>making a moid a tissue to clean my feelings onHow do I do it?
>>32007218sounds like my weeny
>>32007196>good boy/bad girl romancesHot!Especially when he's all stoic, but she wears him down overtime.
>>32007225NHI detected
Any anons here good with wordplay or stringing clever pop culture references/memes together? I'm trying to complete a pickup line to imply a girl has a big butt and it goes something like this:"Are you (a) ______""Cause girl's got the whole bakery."Sometimes I wish I lived in a household where I wasn't the only one who consistently speaks English so stuff like this would come naturally to me....
>>32007219be hot and find a friend like me uwu
>>32007232I dunno what that means
>>32007160Possible autism unironically.
I find women like these extremely sexy.Women, judge me.
>>32007203Hercules and MegBobby and Vicky from WaterboyDeeds and Babe from Mr. DeedsForrest and JennyAnd a lot of the fanfics I read
>>32007243American
>>32007243Zoophile.
>>32007243Black, curvaceous, or sluttily dressed?
>>32007247Yes
>>32007233are you a baker bc them buns got me pulling dosh outta my pocket idk man
>>32007243You find women sitting attractive?
Going through my first break up ever as an adult was not the move. How do I even keep living my life? This feels like the worst failure of my entire life and I have fucked a lot of things up
>>32007243I hope you know that she has a scat fetish
>>32007248Down syndrome
>>32007244>Hercules and MegKino, she was great
>>32007233I would tell you to abort this entire endeavor but I like see thirdies get assblasted over rejection
>>32007252Accept that you will feel like shit for a while, but also accept that someday you will move on and feel okay again. I watched a lot of tv after my breakup to take my mind off it.
Women: Do you think the 'trad wives' on Tiktok geniuenly believe what they're doing, or are they just grifters fulfiling fantasies?
>>32007233Not sure anything has "the whole bakery," I don't think there's a word for a portion of town that's filled with bakeries and even if there were it'll be a very obscure word. I get what you're trying to do but it doesn't really work for this one.t. ESL
>>32007236Eh, it's a bad joke.That supposed whistleblower that testified to Congress about "UFO's" coined the term NHI: meaning Non Human Intelligence, as an alternative to alien.
>>32007261They're grifters. All of them.
>>32007214I don't think there's any hope for this kind of person desu
>>32007260Did you ever get past the feeling that no one else could possibly love you
>>32007180>However I’ll get a tarot reading that says she’s cheating or planning on leaving soonYou need to find a better tarot reader, I think its the person you go to who is toxic not the tarot itself.
>>32007264oh, in that case I appreciate it, my penis is out of this world after :)
>>32007261A woman stacked like Estee Williams should be allowed to grift all she wants
>>32007261i don't know really, never used tiktok. but probably the latter.
>>32007269I feel worthless and unlovable but it isn't because of my breakup, which is almost 12 years in the past now. That experience did give me trust issues that I would say I've gotten over now.
>>32007261Some maybe. I enjoy the ones where they teach you homemaking skills. Most are grifters if all they do is talk about how trad they are
>>32007272This is the equivalent of someone asking the same question on here daily in hopes that they get a different answer.
How old is too old? I confessed to a girl for the first time few days ago and I'm 25 ofc she turned me down cause why else would I still be there
>>32007284the fuck are you talking about
>>32007275F but this is a really poisonous mindset.
>>32007284I confessed to a 43 yo earlier this year and I'm not even 30 quite yet.Heart wants what the heart wants.
>>32007272I go to /x/I feel stupid even saying this
>>32007279Did you date afterward?
>>32007251NTA but yes
>>32007267stop, you know i can fix her anon :(
>>32007287We're all subject to the halo effect, I'm just honest about it ;)
>>32007285Idk I fucked up >>32007288I meant as in the 25 years of my life she was the first girl I confessed to
>>32007289Tarot readings are not meant to be so specific. I think you need to interact with someone in the real world not on /x/. I mean I think Tarot is retarded to begin with but if you're going to do it, at least do it right and not get tarot readings by actual schizos.
>>32007290I dated one other person since then, and I broke up with him not the other way around, so it didn't hurt me as much. I felt freed by that breakup, not rejected.But I've been single since about 2014
>>32007305Why do you feel worthless and unlovable?
State gender and age, and I will do a quick Tarot card reading. First three people only.
>>32007288My friend has a crush on a guy that’s 14 years older than her and she’s 22. I heard sperm quality really isn’t great as you get older, so I hope she can get pregnant with no issues
>>32007311M28
>>32007145FNot into it
>>32007311M25
>>32007310I'm the mastectomy anon, but also mental illness stuff>>32007311tarot has a cool aesthetic. I wish I could believe in all that new age shit but I just don't
>tarot reading offer>only men replyMen are the meme gender
>>32007186No that’s dumb
>>32007322Exactly, show me how memey the results would be
>>32007319>mastectomynta but why'd you get that? Health issue or gender stuff?
>>32007311F22
Anons will you please give me some music recs?I like high energy music, like showtunes/musicals, symphonic metal, dad rock. I like classical music if its energetic and emotional, but not if its chill.
Men would you date a girl with an underwear drawer organized by color
>>32007145Milk toast
>>32007331This is high energy
>>32007261Grifters and evil women
>>32007333Jesus ChristWHOCARES
>>32007331Steely Dan
>>32007333Sounds hot
>>32007331Russian Circles.
women 0-10 how insane are you
This is a game about making your own tarot deck and doing readings. I played the demo but wasn't really feeling it, cool aesthetic though.
>>32007331The Book of Mormon OST.
>>32007186No, I want to connect with men and their hardships.
>>32007315Why? :(
>>32007333That makes more sense than a girl organizing her books by color.
>>32007261I think they have to believe it otherwise they have to question their lives. Easier to say everyone else is living wrong
>>32007350I love Book of Mormon
>>32007333No. Dealbreaker
>>32007333I'd prefer if she was organizing people by color
>>32007348Idk how to quantify other than 10 being bpd.So I don't have that, but I'm still pretty crazy, maybe a 7.
>>32007354I like bad girl/bad girl, or good girl/good girl
>>32007274Are you certain it isn't extradimensional?
>>32007311Oh :( too late. 27F if you change your mind.
>>32007348bpd/10
>>32007365Fair enough
>>32007145FGood if the good girl actually has the backbone to step up to the bad boy.Bad if the good girl is a pathetic mess that's just there to be a doormat.
>>32007331https://youtu.be/b8lPeWRBLvE?si=f7-U2hT78tBIDbC1
>>32007284I rather love a man 26 years my senior.How old was the woman, anon?
>>32007331https://youtu.be/PAJguCJeflI?si=DXyjfBD4dtIpnNwx
>>320073140 - The Fool. You will experience a new beginning, a new arc of your life.12 - The Hanged Man. You will be faced with an important decision related to your new beginning, and you will hesitate.16 - The Tower: Disaster is waiting for you, likely influenced by your decisions - or lack thereof.>>320073166 - The Lovers: You will encounter someone important in your life - or have already encountered them, and just haven't realized yet.1 - The Magician: You will get a chance to express your potential soon enough, to great effect.20 - Judgement: After expressing your potential, you will reach a revelation about yourself that will radically change your life.>>3200733016 - The Tower: You will reach an upheaval soon in your life that will radically change your perspective and opportunities.14 - Temperance: You will learn to be more patient, both with yourself and others, after said great upheaval.19 - The Sun: Despite the upheaval, you will be able to find success that will and happiness in spite of - or perhaps because - of it.
>>32007333exceedingly based but I would be inclined to one day mess up all the colors and laugh maniacally when you realise what I've doneI wouldn't even make pure chaosif your panties gored blue whiteI'd stack them as red blue whiteblue white redwhite red blueand so onjust to mess with you <3
>>32007375:(
>>32007371How many good girls actually do that though?
>>32007374How'd he win you back after you decided to see a therapist and break up?
>>32007377>Fool, Hanged Man, TowerNew arc, decisions and potential disaster. Sounds about right. I'm restarting my degree program that I nearly got kicked out of
>>32007377nta but couldn't you just base each statement off the preceding?
>>320073481/10, the most "insane" thing about me is that i have social anxiety.
>>32007379Love you anon
Moids with glassesDo you take off your glasses before sex?
I have way too much free time and can't decide what to do with it, hobby-wise.
>>32007384So this is telling you something you already know and you're just filling in the blanks to fit the narrative.
>>32007396I wear contacts
>>32007377>16 - The Tower: You will reach an upheaval soon in your life that will radically change your perspective and opportunities.>14 - Temperance: You will learn to be more patient, both with yourself and others, after said great upheaval.>19 - The Sun: Despite the upheaval, you will be able to find success that will and happiness in spite of - or perhaps because - of it.FUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is past present future? Because if it is it's too real andI'm going to puke
>>32007377>Magician, JudgementWould be great if these came true not gonna lie, thanks anon
>>32007360The best part of the show imo is the parents dragging their kids out when they realize what kind of play it is.
>>32007399Then the question wasn't for you, beta.
>>32007377The Atronach is the best due to the 150 magicka buff and 50% spell absorption.Stunted magicka isn't much of a downside with mage potions and welkyned stones being so plentiful
I want to love women so much
>>32007402I wish I could see it irl but unfortunately I live in an uncultured redneck shithole so I just listen to OSTs on youtube>>32007404lol
>>32007383I didn't say I was breaking up with him. Just that I'd see a therapist generally. I don't even think he was offended by the post you were referring to; he mentioned it briefly the other day.
>>32007400>You will reach an upheaval soonHow could that be past?
>>32007403I mostly only put them in during sex
>>32007397Install templeOS on bare metal and shitpost with it on /g/.
>>32007400They are all the future, in order of how near they are to the present (closest to farthest), apologies for not being clear.
>>32007414Hmm, I have been shitposting more lately. Perhaps I should shitpost in this thread, though.
>>32007398I'm a stemcel and view this stuff with detached novelty.
>>32007396Yes and my GF takes off hers too. They get in the way when you're kissing. I can't see anything, but I can still feel things!
>>32007417What if I already experienced an upheaval does that mean another one is going to happen to me
>>32007405Stop being brown, ugly, fat, and balding.
>>32007420F with glasses here, having to take them off for sex/cuddling was always so annoying. Its the worst part of having glasses.
>>32007423am not brownam not fatam not ugly (I hope)
>>32007422It's possible it means that the upheaval will continue, or evolve and shift, into the near future.
>>32007425>didn't say not balding
>>32007424Would you keep them on if asked?
>>32007427I’m done for. Thank you Anon
shaved head > hair to shoulders > normal short hair > mullet >>>>>>>>>>>>> balding
>>32007433I guess, but when human skin touches glasses it leaves oil behind, which has to be washed off or my vision is cloudy. You can't kiss or have sex with glasses without them getting accidentally touched.
>>32007435ick
>>32007439balding is ick, i agree
>>32007431dont remind meI shave every single day and im still suicidal about itI even fell for the lifting meme. its actually over
>>32007427Wait I’m SO SCARED WHAT DO YOU MEAN. Please IM SCARED
either I'm going for a hike or I'm going to smoke weedevens for hikingroll
>>32007411It’s called being retarxed, ever heard of it?
Extreme nearsightedness actually helps me when I'm working on her pussy because I can see everything in almost microscopic detail
>>32007435Hair down back >> hair to shoulders > mullet >> normal short hair > >>>shaved head>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> balding
>>32007448take care dude, don't forget to stock up
>>32007444Post pic of it when its not shavedAlso horseshoe balding anon from yesterday feel free to post pic of your head
>>32007461>Post pic of it when its not shavedI dont know how it looks like, I've been shaving daily for years now and I started before my balding was very visible. I didnt wait till I was visibly bald to cut it all off
>>32007451Nearsighted guys are just better at sex, I swear. The glasses is just the obvious hint.
Pretty girl with ugly pussy or ugly girl with pretty pussy?
>>32007435>>32007453Foids ranking moids?
>>32007469pretty girlits not like im staring at her pussy all day, the only thing going down there are my hands and dick anyways
>>32007469I don't think I've ever seen a pussy that I'd consider ugly
>>32007470moid hairstyles to be exact
>>32007474You haven't seen mine
>>32007453>>32007470I'm F, yes.
>>32007469No one actually cares what pussy looks like.
>>32007478Then why do men ask for pictures of it all the time?
>herSo beautiful So sereneSo thoughtfulSo sillySo caringSo strong So honourable So her
>>32007396During intercourse, yes. I keep them on for cunnilingus
>>32007479We do?
>>32007483Some of you do.
>>32007475>>32007477I'm pleasantly surprised to see long hair rated highly
>>32007487i didn't rate long hair highly, unless you have shoulder length hair.
>>32007476I'm sure it's fine. Cut yourself some slack
>>32007487I loooove long hair on men.FA-VO-RITE
>>32007489>i didn't rate long hair highly, unless you have shoulder length hair.I consider it long for a guy
>>32007491its fine, I know men don't really care about vagina appearances. However it is objectively ugly as fuck
>>32007493i guess long for me is always past shoulders. when it's at the shoulders, that's a kinda specific length and not the same as all long hair imo.
New thread, MennnnnnDo it?
>>32007494I am a devout vagina enjoyer and agree that it's very rare to see an "ugly" one. They need to be downright filthy or diseased. I'm sure yours is lovely.
>>32007502no, fuck you
>>32007502will you be nice to me if i do it?
>>32007448I recommend smoking after you set up camp
>>32007481Is your eyesight so bad that you can't hit the clitoris without glasses
>>32007476F Mine also looks so bad :(
>>32007492Hopefuel
>>32007513>Is your eyesight so bad that you can't hit the clitoris without glassesI want to see her eyes.
>>32007516Stopppp
