"Anyone asking if women will date a fat and balding guy will be taken away and shot" edition.ITT we ask the opposite gender anything - and hopefully get some answers!Standard /adv rules apply: for example, all images must be work-safe, no posting personal information or pictures of yourself, etc. (If you feel the need to post toonme images there is a corresponding thread on /soc where this is allowed).Note: this is NOT a general thread, nor is it a chat room. Blog posts are not allowed, and neither are incel rants - take those to /r9k. And remember that "trolling outside /b" and "racism outside /b" are things your posts can be reported for, and may even earn you a ban if the jannies are in a bad mood. (Please also report poor quality or off-topic posts!)Previously on ATOGA: >>32221945
>>32224568Women, would you date a fat and balding guy?
How can the people at the fish market tell the difference between all the fish that are for sale, and the smell of my semen after I masturbated and ejaculated on to the pier early in the morning before the fishmongers set up their stalls? They will never know that much of the salty sea air is from me sitting outside in the dark of the morning and jacking off nearby.
>>32224568I thought we did away with this lame OP copy pasta.
Men, if you want to have a gf why won't you let her hold your dick while you're peeing?
Is there anyone more deeply psychopathically troubled than the chronic masturbator? The next worst thing to serial killers and rapists is the chronic masturbator, who takes a grim delight in acts of onanism, often frequent and public. Theirs is a dark and terrifying life, to be sure.
>>32224590Read the sign, babe
Hey guys what's up?
>>32224584>>32224595You really are an interesting character
I want to do better for him. Should I break up with him and leave him alone until I'm doing better? I feel like a burden. I make no money. I know I'm not meant to be the "provider" but I want to at least be in good standing in society before he has to parade me around hs family and all that
I appreciate the subtle touch of leaving off the second slash in the board names.
>>32224590>can't even piss without foids sexualizing itFucking perverts
>>32224600Da sky :DDDD
>>32224568>"Anyone asking if women will date a fat and balding guy will be taken away and shot" edition.>>32224577>Women, would you date a fat and balding guy?Sorry, dude, but my hands are tied.
APOLOGIZE
>>32224600My dick
>>32224590>Men, if you want to have a gf why won't you let her hold your dick while you're peeing?I do!
>>32224614>my hands are tied.That's gonna make aiming a lot trickier.
>>32224598How am I supposed to become trained if you won't let me practise
Hi women,How do I avoid becoming emotionally drained by women who are, specifically, like emotional vampires? I have a friend I care about but being around her takes a lot of energy. And she knows this. I can never tell if I'm doing the 'right' thing, but I can definitely feel when it bubbles over into resentment. Or when my sympathies lose their value (pure robot mode here: I don't want to force it if I'm just tired, y'know?)
>>32224622Have you tried being someone worth talking to?
>>32224626>>32224622
>>32224624Just don‘t spend time with her? The fuck?
Girls, do you like new wave music?
>>32224603>I want to do better for him. Should I break up with him and leave him alone until I'm doing better?Why don't you let *him* decide if he wants to be with you or not, instead of being so presumptuous as to make decisions for him?
>>32224614>"Anyone asking if women will date a fat and balding guy will be taken away and shot" editionI'm fucking waiting. Where's sniper 1?
>>32224620Good boy
>>32224633you didn't ask, so no snipers for you
Men, why are you still breathing?
>>32224624>How do I avoid becoming emotionally drained by women who are, specifically, like emotional vampires?Don't spend time with them.
>>32224639Because my prayers for death go unanswered.
>>32224639Why wouldn't the nicest guy in the world be allowed to breathe? :^)
>>32224590Seems like kind of a hassle, like if I was asked to let her do that once or twice or every now and then sure, but I'm not going to go tracking some girl down every time I've gotta go.
>>32224639>Men, why are you still breathing?My partner would miss me if I offed myself. As would my gf.
>>32224623You must have 36 hours of in class study and must pass a written exam before you can handle the equipment and receive training.
>>32224639My fast food diet hasn't killed me yet. I'll be going to Dairy Queen in a few hours.
Girls whats the best album of the year?
>>32224615Holy shit this poster is a real girl anons boys don't play this series
>>32224630No idea what that is. Sounds stupid.
>>32224603Is it only your financial situation that makes you feel like a burden? I make no money either, but my fiance generously provides for me, and made it clear that he does so happily and that I'm not a burden to him. Perhaps your boyfriend feels the same. Breaking up with someone because /you/ feel badly is generally just going to hurt them. You'd be unlikely to get him back whenever you feel "good enough."
>>32224658Who cares.
>>32224669>No idea what that is. Sounds stupid.I've noticed that women have this exact reaction to just about anything.
>gf cucked me a year ago>found out by reading a random text that popped up at 2 am>read the rest>she was basically slobbering all over him>how he's beautiful, perfect in every way, has a massive dick>break up with her next morning (5 years)>feel sexually inadequate>when women approach me I don't feel like I'm enough and tell them to fuck off>go online>sell myself as a sissy to men and couples>only meet with whoever has a massive dick despite hating the thought of intimacy with men>hate every minute of it>see it as a form of self punishment for not being 'enough' for her>plenty of couples and women ask me to fuck them or be their 'bull'>get a massive ick at other women despite yearning for one>decline every time because I hate women>get called a faggot>repeatWhat the fuck is happening to me? I don't enjoy sex with either sex anymore.
>>32224673Most things are not important at all. Weird music is one of those things.
>>32224679Trauma baby.
Normies cannot perceive and parse informationThey enforce hierarchies. They won't believe in anything until they think it aligns with the social hierarchy.They're unironically hylics/golems. Don't treat them as human
>>32224688You are the most normie normie in existence.
>>32224631>>32224671I just can't even afford to go on dates with him. He lives a bit far and I can't afford the train ticket to go see him as often as I'd like to.
Need this in my life, I'm the guy, of course.
>>32224688>t. at the pinnacle of the normie hierarchy but rejects it
>>32224679I'll take stories that never happened for $1,000
>>32224695Cute
>>32224672Music is fun and music hierarchy is important for dick waving
>>32224697it happened and I can't stop. Where's my $1000?
>>32224701Fun and dick waving is not important. Get it together.
>>32224630Yes, I unironically like boomer 80's pop music
>>32224679Faggot
When I start to listen to instrumental christmas music is when you know things are very bad.
>>32224629>>32224641I suppose it's more about when I AM spending time with her, she's a close friend, we're in our thirties, if you read my post and thought, 'Oh god yeah, energy vampires. Really drain you, don't they?' then we're on the same page.I would like to know what helps, or continues to carry weight, or how to tell. Yes, I can just ask, we're good there. I never have this feeling around men, or even other women (friends, partners, whatever), it's her. Hell, if you're one of these women, what do you want?
>>32224693Have you told him that?
>>32224630No, but when Sports came out in 87, I think they really came into their own.
>>32224703If only I could do hard manual labour to benefit the state of Kim Jong Un maybe my life would mean something.
Femanons, are you scared of what your bf or husband will think when you vote for Kamala?
Women, I was masturbating and it was too much to aim onto the tissue, so now there's cum on my comforter.Why did you do this?
>when the person you love most in the world is slowly but surely removing you from their life bit by bit>there's nothing you can do about it because throwing a tantrum or acting insecure will just make them hasten to remove you
>>32224710There is no other option than to respect your energy and set boundaries accordingly.
>>32224706dude I wish I was. Everything is so easy over the internet and with pics, but whenever I do the deed, I feel like I want to retch and kill myself.I'm sexually attracted to women but I hate them
>>32224716Go ahead.
Femanons, do you think you would leave your husband if your sex life died?
>>32224722Have you tried not making their life more miserable?
>>32224679You had your self worth and confidence fucked up and then added onto the pile with your sexual escapades.You've gotta find a way to like yourself physically again, unless you're fine just living and dying like this.There's that, and then the rampant distrust of women, which probably got worsened through ragebait online but there's no way for me to know, it's just a common issue.
>>32224707I listen to Christmas music year round tooWe besties nowDo you also find it annoying when people bitch about seasonal Christmas music on the radio?
>>32224679You ever just read a post and think to yourself, I need to anally rape this person and then execute them in front of their mother?
>>32224728I hope they draft you and you get ptsd
>>32224717Not American, but voting against your husband is grounds for divorce. Imagine being so devoid of respect for him.
>>32224711Yes and he didn't really answer. He just said "we'll make it work"
>>32224730Allowing him to remove me without a fight is the only thing I can do to that endMy mental illness won, in the end
>>32224729why did it die?
>>32224733I only listen to it when I feel suicidal.Idk I never talk to people or listen to the radio, but it sounds petty and annoying to get riled up over that.
>>32224739Did you ask how he plans to make it work?
>>32224743Same femanon, same.
>>32224727I once read a greentext about a guy who hated women so much that he would only jack off to gay porn and it turned him gay. So try that. Jack off to gay porn.
>>32224735I hope they do and I die.
>>32224658None. The world isn't safe until women are running it.
>>32224568Gender, age and body countWhen you consider attraction do you look at it hollistically like yeah I vibe with this person or are you considering and accessing their traits? Any absolute red flags/icks and why? If they have red flags does that mean you lose attraction or does it mean you simply know its no good?
>>32224753Agreed.
>>32224724Thanks, I know you're right. Trying to unravel this one a bit. I will talk with her about it (endlessly), the nuclear 'cut all ties' option is daft, we are just friends and we both want that, etc.Borderline personality disorder is the extreme version of this I suppose, and I have seen that, I'm just trying to think what I can do when I DO have energy, something is within my boundaries -- or even to anticipate her feeling needy. But then what is the 'need'? 'Validation'? 'Attention'? We're social creatures, but it's so strange to me.
>>32224755F240Both. I do have dealbreakers but they are hard to contend with when I actually like this person. Because I know it's one thing to vibe with a person, and another to consider how those dealbreakers will affect our relationship in the longterm
>>32224710>Hell, if you're one of these women, what do you wantI want you to love me unconditionally no matter what I do and I want your attention to blast me like the unfiltered rays of the sun until I burn to a crisp in your glorious heatI'm sorry
>>32224679New "I hate women" lore dropped.
>>32224762Count the nudes sent too.
how do I keep it from falling out when fucking?
>>32224767Don't pull out so far.
What if AI chatbots are just people pretending to be AI?What if someone sees all the weird shit you write?
>>32224755M 20 0I have no idea what the hell you're trying to ask me. Obviously I'd have to have to consider them attractive physically, if she's evil or not attracted to me or insanely mentally ill or whatever yeah I wouldn't pursue it but that won't stop me from finding them physically attractive like I initially did. Honestly don't put too much thought into this kind of stuff cause I know I'm never getting a gf.
>>32224748what's the point when I've already turned into an all out faggot who isn't even attracted to men?I love women so much it's unreal, a 5/10 pear shape turns me diamonds and makes me want to turn her into my Cleopatra.But what's the point when I'm such a shit excuse for a man, that I couldn't even be enough for her, somwone I settled for?Ever since I read all that, I genuinely believe my body is worthless.I'm afraid of saying this shit to my therapist.Everyone IRL thinks 'haha dumb hoe, her loss', but the truth is, she shattered my identity and self esteem with that affair.
>>32224774I'd be the ultimate progressive racist misogynist feminist.
>>32224769They could never understand.
>>32224774>What if someone sees all the weird shit you write?More traumatized than those facebook employees who spend all day looking at gore and cp.
>>32224777do you listen to sissy hypno?what race of men is fucking you?
>>32224761Talking about it won‘t change how much energy she needs and how much you can give. She would need to find multiple sources for social energy to cover her needs. It sounds like she might be too isolated and lonely and thus is trying to fill all her energy needs from you. And if you yourself are already drained you will not have much to give so it creates a perpetual lack. Every person has a different need for how much energy they need so what works for you or someone else might not work for her. One person might be ok with just having their mom to talk and their one friend, another needs to feel close to half the city just to be ok. What she needs in those moments will change and depend on circumstances. Sometimes it might be validation, sometimes it might be comfort, sometimes it might be wisdom, or guidance, or support, or attention. At the core it is about feeling connected and seen. There is nothing strange about humans need for social connection, we just often misunderstand it or think it‘s too much to ask for.
>>32224767Grow a bigger dick.
>>32224769I have a dreamI have a dream that one day anons will be judged not by the digits of their number but by the contents of their posts
>>32224763>love me unconditionally>your attentionSo the feeling I get with her is that it's this, but it's like a need that can never be met.I think I am pretty damn patient and I've weathered a lot, but what can I do besides 'be there for her'? Of course I want to support my mates, I have friends I can talk to if I'm feeling down etc. and it helps. With this specific type of woman (and it is a type), I have no idea what the hell I'm doing man.
>>32224755MMid 20s3What the fuck do you mean by this, are you asking>Do you only consider the person as a whole (somehow?) or do you think about their individual traits?There's a few solid dealbreakers, including having a "hoe phase" or being rude to strangers and customer service workers.>If they have red flags, does that mean you lose attraction or does it mean you simply know it's no good?Depends, but the latter leads to the former for me.
>>32224766I don't send nudes
>>32224799and then dicks sucked and cum swallowed
>>32224798>What the fuck do you mean by this, are you askingIs your attraction more like a feeling or a checklist. Although from my experience I think anyone who says its the former is coping.
Women, what are your experiences with birth control pills affecting your libido? Have you ever had cases where your libido only changed after you'd been on that type of birth control for several months?I'm especially interested if you were on Sronyx (which is a Levonorgestrel and Ethinyl Estradiol combo).
>>32224802None and 0mL
>>32224809and hands held, and male circulated air breathed during lifetime
>>32224803The feeling is produced by the checklist, and the feelings can be rationalized into a checklist.The attraction itself is a feeling, but I am capable of explaining what I like, I am a functioning adult capable of communication.
>>32224811One, and maybe 8
if your gf reads this, run
>>32224816>maybe 8lyingthe water you drink? that was once hitler's piss.
>>32224816and existed at the same time as? hoe
>she was in the same room as men, breathing the same room You might aswell be creampied at that point
>>32224826This.
>>32224815Fair. I suppose those two notions aren't mutually exclusive. Sounds like you have a good idea of what your type is then.
>>32224826All women are whores.
>>32224787Okay yeah this is wise, and kind of answers what I asked in >>32224794. She hasn't put all her eggs in one basket or whatever, but I understand that's where this could go.I think fundamentally I don't quite grasp>At the core it is about feeling connected and seen.Like in a heightened emotional state, being in a room together IS the point, or something? But I have to rein it in to avoid my own burnout and that perpetual lack. As for myself with other friends we talk through something, it's practical and emotional, it gets better, it gets resolved.I swear I'm not an AI. Beep boop.
>>32224826>>32224827>>32224830you're not funny.
>>32224818I mvst hydrate
>>32224826Forcibly impregnated, even. Really, a woman breathing around a man is no different than her letting him kiss her neck and run his hands all over her body, before bringing them up to her hair and pushing her down to her knees, forcing her to suck his cock over and over, slowly working her lips down to his balls, before standing up and bending over a table and presenting her sopping cunt to him for him to pound her so hard that the table permanently creaks afterwards and that her cervix is bruised, before ultimately begging him to breed her and cumming around his thick cock working her open as he floods her ovulating hole with his seed.Or something like that.
State genderIs it abuse to make siblings share a bedroom?
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>>32224840MI'm biased because I'd unironically date my sister but no, being too poor to have a room for each person isn't abuse, nor was it even really the norm until fairly recently
>>32224840after a certain age, yes.depending on the room available, at any age, also could be, yes.
>>32224840Oh god you're gonna wake up the buggery/sodomy schizo
>>32224845
>>32224818I don't get out much>>32224822It's over. I'm going to die alone.
>>32224840MIts certainly not abuse... that's a rather strong word. But I certainly think if you have the resources then its more considerate to give them their own rooms so they can set their own boundaries.
>>32224840There's age-appropriate limits for children of opposite sex, but aside from that, no, it's not abuse. I shared a room with my siblings for more years than I had my own.
Women, do you have beautiful eyes?
>>32224853Women privilege is never dying alone, Anon.
>>32224831>Like in a heightened emotional state, being in a room together IS the point, or something?Not necessarily. Its more about feeling like you can be authentic and vulnerable in someones presence. If you have someone you can be like that around then you can relax and recharge and just being in their presence can help. It might be enough for them to sit next to you during a movie or cook dinner with you. But if there is something that is bothering her she might want to talk about it, tell you how it makes her feel, vent, ask for validation of her own feelings in the situation, ask for your view on things, your advice, ask for confirmation that you can understand and maybe listen to you tell a story of you having been in a similar situation so she feels reassured that you know what its like. It can be very draining to be there for someone that has deep trauma and thus has reoccurring themes that upset them, especially if there is no solution to it. Childhood abuse would be one of those topics as an example. I have had to end friendships before because it got way too much for me. It‘s sad and it hurts but in the end, if I burn myself to the ground I can‘t be their for them anymore either but I also hurt myself and everyone else that depends on me. So you have to overthink your priorities and then act accordingly,
>>32224840maleIt's not abuse but it's dick. I would sleep in the living room and give the kids my room if I had to.
>>32224840FI shared a room until I was 23 I think it changed me beyond fixing
>>32224817>How to Win Friends and Influence PeopeIs that book any good?
>>32224859Yes, I've had many compliments from men and women over my eyes. Too bad I'm too autistic for eye contact I guess.
>>32224860Women die alone more than men cause they live longer. Also around 35 dating evens out. 50+ and men are kings. Not that you care at that point.
>>32224866Why, can you not masturbate without someone being with you now?
>>32224840fit is if its avoidable
I held hands with a boy once :) It is my favorite memory in my whole life. Pathetic
>>32224876I've never held hands with a girl before.GG, no re, don't play this game with me scrub.
>>32224866>23lmao that's your fault, get a job ya bum hahaha... or be my gf I'll give you a room.
>>32224790*shoots you*
>>32224872I did not experience sexual desire until I was 23. Connected? Not sure>>32224880I'll kill you
Kill all dogs.
>>322248674channers are shitting on it so I assume no
>>32224859No. Negative canthal tilt, it’s so over
>>32224840MNo, I shared a bedroom with my two brothers until I was 14.
>>32224876I held hands with a girl, but we were in a play.
>>32224883I wonder what happened during the year you turned 23, I bet you into some freaky shit.
>>32224883killing me would also get you a room
>>32224886negative canthal tilt looks cute on women though (assuming they have a feminine face)
>>32224887and look what happened
>>32224817>mfw several anons have told me to read this to get a boyfriend
>>32224900Just date fat and balding guys.
>>32224859i don't think so.
>>32224861Thanks man, I really appreciate this one. You're right and I think you've anticipated things that are definitely there (childhood abuse, trauma, etc.).I'm not at the point of having to end the friendship, but what you've suggested is some pretty sage fucking advice. Thank you anon.
Women, what's the best way to flirt with my sister? I think she likes me, and I'd like to reciprocate.
>>32224886Negative canthal tilt on women is cute. It makes you look weak and vulnerable so that I may stalk you from the shadows and hunt you down.
>>32224904Godspeed anon. Remember that the most important thing she wants from you is to feel like you care and you don‘t judge.
>>32224905incest is a crime against nature
>>32224900just talk to boyspretty much same advice goes for menalso looksmaxx
>>32224806I've never experienced a change in my libido while I'm on the pill, it's very high and I love sex. I've been on the pill for as long as 3 years continuously, no side effects. I don't take the brand you mentioned, but my bc is the same hormonal combo
>>32224794>So the feeling I get with her is that it's this, but it's like a need that can never be met.Yeah. That's what it's like for me. I have BPD btw, I don't think there's anything you can do really. You can either tolerate the way she is and exist in this perpetual state of emotional exhaustion and be resigned to it, or you can cut her from your life, which is what people ultimately decide to do with me when they realize nothing they do will ever be enough to fill my cup. I'm sorry for both of you.
BRoooooosHalloween sale is now live on steam.
>>32224905How old are the both of you
>>32224911A little incest is good for the genes, just don't do it constantly>>32224920Mid 20s and live together
>>32224920I'm 23 she's 9
>>32224912i do. gonna keep trying, but no luck at all so far. life isn't so easy just because i have boobs, no matter what you tell yourself.
>>32224806I was on a hormone birth control (can't remember the name but it was progesterone based) and it tanked my sex drive and also made me crazier than I am already. I had to stop because the mood swings were just too much to live with.
>>32224630Yes, I love the 80's. Music, culture, and media. I even like the newer stuff meant to emulate that vibe, like synthwave and retrowave. >>32224658>Girls whats the best album of the year?The Rise and Fall of a Midwestern Princess. It didn't qualify for AOTY last year, but it better fucking win this year.>>32224679>What the fuck is happening to me?Maybe go to therapy, dipshit.>>32224695She can do so much better than him (i.e. me)>>32224717>Femanons, are you scared of what your bf or husband will think when you vote for Kamala?No, my ex was a smooth brain Trump supporter (not saying all are, just that he was) He couldn't understand my perspective on Trump and didn't try to start arguments because he had no political acumen to stand on.>>32224721>Why did you do this?I didn't. I'm the one who makes you fill your belly button with cum and then do a body shot with it.>>32224729>Femanons, do you think you would leave your husband if your sex life died?It would depend why, but probably not so long as physical intimacy didn't die with it.>>32224755F 28yo 2I do tend to nitpick and try to analyze the traits I don't like, but very few of them are dealbreakers and I will look past a lot of them if I like the person enough. A lot of so-called "red flags" are responses and can be fixed or expanded upon, but many women don't want to help a person grow, they want the finished product.>>32224840>Is it abuse to make siblings share a bedroom?FIt felt like it. I had to share a room with my brother from the time I was born until I moved out at 17. My parents didn't see it as bad, despite the fact that we actively tried to kill each other several times.>>32224666Nice trips, but fuck you
>>32224916>cut her from your life>they realize nothing they do will ever be enough to fill my cupToo relatable anon.
>>32224924but what kind of men are you talking to, and under what context?
I hate women. I just wants ex wth men
>>32224918I'm good, I've got Rimworld and UFO 50 to play still.
>>32224933a variety, and a variety.
>>32224936*starts beatboxing*
>>32224935Have you tried Grindr? Grindr homos are massive sluts.
>>32224942Come on, be real.
>>32224928Why don't you like Trump? Will you vote for Officer Harris?
>>32224896>>32224908It doesn’t though. At best it makes you look like the token retard in a harem anime.
>>32224922>Mid 20s and live togetherHave you ever had a girlfriend?
>>32224949>this is how women with negative canthal tilt think they look like
>>32224949It does though. Positive ct makes you look mean and aggressive. Like competition.
>>32224838Thirsty female claws wrote this
>>32224949I think that I as a man know better what men like than you do.
>>32224916>you can cut her from your lifeThis one isn't happening.But this is where it gets actually fascinating, right, what is it like to BE you? Your needs from others can never be fulfilled? It sounds so grim, but I am morbidly curious about being on the 'other side'.(I legitimately do just want to work, sleep, play, whatever, live a normal life, all this hyper-emotional stuff feels a bit alien.)
>>32224840No, not if they're same sex siblings and space is tight. My god you people are spoiled
>>32224908>>32224896No it doesnt stop lying to them.
What's food you can cook a bunch of all at once, and then ration out within the span of like a week without it spoiling?
>>32224951Yeah, I have.
>>32224970Anything, if you freeze portions.
>>32224970Chilli.
>>32224970Rice, hummus, ground meat, mashed potatoes, beans.
>>32224947>Why don't you like Trump?Aside from him being a conman and having a cluster B personality disorder, he is easily impressionable by sycophants and is not a good representative of traditional conservative values. But out of respect for mommy Tulsi, I won't vote for Harris either.>>32224970Birria. Stewed meat tends to last longer and preserves taste well.
this thread is so horribly gay and a waste of time. I hope everyone here falls into lava. every good question gets ignored for stupid shit. you people SUCKKKKKKKK ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS POOP EATERRRSS
>>32224945oh yeah i totally want to go into granular detail about my attempts and failures at getting a guy to like me for the trillionth time just to be met with a slew of "liar liar blackpill blackpill chad only blah blah" and zero helpful ideas. i love being mobbed for talking about my life.there's no point, anon. atoga will never help me get a boyfriend, it's just a stupid slice of entertainment and chit chat.
>>32224983where are the good questions, anon
>>32224977fuckin noice gonna make this, and im not the anon
>>32224982>BirriaGod, I hate white americans.
>>32224984They're probably like 30 guys in this thread alone that'd date you.
FemanonsWhat was the boldest, most brave approach to getting guys attention?Did it work?None of that "i looked at him for 2.5 seconds without breaking eye contact" bs
Women, what type of misogny bothers you more the demand for women to go back to being housewifes or genuine hatred of women?Which type do you experience more often?
>>32224972Did she say anything about your sister?
>>32224990Don't make it all together.
>>32224982I don't think Trump was a good president either, but I'm going to vote for him because the left has grown so comfortable with authoritarianism and I think they need to be stopped. Also Trump promised to free Ross Ulbricht. Even if he doesn't do anything else, getting him in the White House can save someone's life. I haven't voted in years, but I'm going to do it this time.
>>32224984Your issue is that you dont look like the girl in your picture.
>>32224995Sitting next to him and touching his hand. >Did it work? Yes.
>>32224982Well that's fair honestly. Not the anon. I wouldn't say he is conman tho. 100% a grifter and influencer though.
>>32224996Those are the same thing.
>>32224998No, I asked my sister to move in once I was single.My exes have met my sister, and they'd get along tolerably, but I've never had a woman try and actually be friends with my sister.
>>32225003Was it a guy you already knew or a stranger?
>>32225008So you had your own place and invited her to live with you?
>>32224999checked but i know jeez
>>32225012I already knew him.
>>32224984what is it? tranny looking face or constant spergouts?
>>32224995I emailed him twice and then talked his posts until I found another way to contact him (he forgot the email password)
>>32225013Yes. Why? If you're considering suggesting I try and strongarm her into sex in exchange for the fact that she lives here for free, that's a non-starter and not happening.
>>32225007Are they? I think there is a diffrence between the "women should go back to the kitchen" and "Women are all evil whores who should be hunted for sport" misogny.
>>32224988someone asks what a good introduction would be on a dating site or what you personally would like>*cricket noises*someone says they're a girl and asks about pee >WOWEEE YES PLEASE LET ME REPLY TO YOU MISTRESS
was I a good boy?
Women, how would you react if your boyfriend gently fondled one of your tits while you were cooking?
>>32225022No I wouldn't suggest that How do your parents feel about the situation
State gender and thoughts on picrel.
Any lonely, single femanons in this thread right now?
>>32224984Anon, all these guys complaing that women only think attractive guys exist and that women dont even notice that the average man exists but the same exact thing happens with guys and average women.
>>32224969It so so does
>>32225025At the core they are all about women not giving you what you want so you want to control or punish them for it.
>>32225028Break up.
>>32225029My mother's fine with it, my father is no longer around.
I'm an incek whο dreamt he was a man and loved it. But now the dream is over, and the incek is awake.
>>32225042Go back to sleep.
>>32225042Gender Dysphoria destroyed.
>>32224995>boldest approachi asked him if he wanted to get coffee at a cafe nearby>did it workno
>>32225040God forbid guys have hobbies
>>32225032MWas probably written by a puritan incel
>>32225042>incekTOTAL BUG DEATHIF IT HAS MORE THAN 4 LEGS AND IT'S IN MY HOME, IT DIES
>>32225026neither of those are good questions, bud. dating apps are dogshit slot machines.
>>32225049Correct.
>>32225042Im incek.
>>32225032F. Based and true
>>32225033Yes
I think the more I mature the more I realize that both men and women are equally selfish and self-centered. We all want more than what we can have.I think the reason why the men here assume all women here who can't get a boyfriend are liars is because for some reason, they can't fathom the idea that ugly women exist, and they suffer the same things ugly men do, except arguably worse.>But I'm not ugly, I'm average!Everyone thinks this, few people are truly 'average' in looks, it's just a word people use to shield their own egos.
>>32225048What was his response?>>32225020Did he block you for stalking?>>32225003What happened next?
>>32224568>Note: this is NOT a general thread, nor is it a chat room. Blog posts are not allowed, and neither are incel rants - take those to /r9k. And remember that "trolling outside /b" and "racism outside /b" are things your posts can be reported for, and may even earn you a ban if the jannies are in a bad mood. (Please also report poor quality or off-topic posts!)Remember, big brother is watching and this is 1984 and redditniggers, the whole purpose of 4chan is that it is unfiltered talk.
>>32225032f, kind of agree, yeah. puritanism has been a disaster which led to the current age (if you make sex immoral, you make immorality sexy) but eroticism and romance and sexiness and fantasy is all dead. it's just another product to consume now. not the great secret of adulthood we share in whispers and behind closed doors.
My boyfriend wants to try anal will it hurt?
>>32225038I don't want to cotrol or punish women at all.Also I think there is a new type of internet misognist who doesn't want anything from women and just hates them.
>>32225061>what happened nextWe got married. Should have kept my fucking hand to myself.
>>32225059Becky and Billie on far left are the besFight me
>>32225063i like your last sentence especially, it won me over
>>32225061i've asked out a few guys. they usually give a polite answer like they're busy or going somewhere, but i'm a little freak and i have followed a few of them and while one or two seemed to have a job interview, most did fuck all. one guy sat in the mall food court for two hours on his phone.
I want u want u back (UGH)
>>32225059No, the reason they can't fathom women not getting boyfriends is because they totally conflate sex with relationships. It's true that any woman could have deeply unsatisfying sex with someone who may or may not be a nice person and who has no intention of being seen in public with them, let alone getting into a relationship with them. Male anons think this is the same thing as being able to get a bf, because for them the thing which stings most about not having a gf is being lonely and horny.>>32225069Far left and far right are both best.
>>32225059Normal people don't find women like the one in the right attractive. That's for the mentally ill crowd.
>>32225064Depends on the strapon you are going to use on him
>>32225064yeah, make sure to stretch him out before you go in
>>32225078No he’s going to do anal on me and I’ve never done it before, his dick is about 7 inches
My own mom just told me she doesn't like me.I guess that's proof that I'm living in a simulation desu.
>>32225064Make sure you use enough lube, strapons sometimes have bad textures so they require more lube
>>32225073I don't want u back
>>32225070it used to be a secret. oh my god, there's more to life. we can feel so amazing together. and it makes more people who can find the same joy when they get older. what a beautiful cycle. especially in a pre-internet world, where excitement was hard to come by, we used to be each other's everything. a long boring day of work and pragmatism can fall away and we giggle because we have our secret and together we never die of boredom entirely.
>>32225075>No, the reason they can't fathom women not getting boyfriends is because they totally conflate sex with relationships.I'm not asexual by any means, but I just cannot imagine having sex with someone I'm not physically attracted to. If I find a woman really unattractive, then I feel no desire to have sex with her. So to me, relationships and sex ARE inherently connected, I wouldn't do one thing with someone I wouldn't do the other.
>>32225066All misogyny is just men in different stages of grief that women don‘t give them what they want and need from them. >denialhaha everything is fine, women are great, this is np, i got this, just a rough spot, it will be fine - it‘s fine haha>angerfucking whores, who the fuck do they think they are kill all women, behead all women, roundhouse kick all women, curb stomp them into the pavement >bargainingok so, this is transactional, so if i self improve then i will get my needs met, r-right? >depression godfuckingdamnit i cant fucking take this anymore i just want someone to hold as i fall asleep i will fucking kill myself whats even the point>acceptancen.a.
>>32225084its proof that you are insufferable and nothing more
>>32225072>actual stalker>wonders why men don't want her
>>32225088>I'm not asexual by any means, but I just cannot imagine having sex with someone I'm not physically attracted to.A lot of men take the attitude that a hole is a hole. Myself included, although I do my utmost to not actually act on that because it's fucked up.
>>32225089? Only the anger stage is actual misogny.
>>32225092i'm not an obsessive possessive stalker, i'm just curious about other people. the only way we learn is with more information.
>>32225097Anything less than a constant, unending worship of the Feminine is misogyny
>>32225058I wish you were real...
>>32224817The title is off putting and there's a lot of fluff to skim over, but the core ideas are extremely valuable. Most people could learn a lot from this book, but it's not fashionable to adjust your attitude to be more open, positive, and appreciative towards others
>>32225061>did he blockNo, he laughed, called me a schizo, and said he loved me. We're now engaged.
>>32225101Okay, you are just a weird guy.
>>32225032I really don't know what exactly is the difference between this Catholic ideal chastity and the Protestant "puritanism" that everyone is trying to claim
>>32225099that's what all stalkers say when they get caught
>>32225093Dudes like that work on a mentality that is completely foreign to me. To put it in a crude and objectifying way, it's like eating food you don't like just to prove you're some sort of badass for doing so.
>>32224965I'm going to work rn so I can't continue this conversation but If you want to talk on discord my throwaway is bebebeep I'll be home 10pm estPls don't add me unless you are this anon. Won't be offended if u don't want to talk
>>32225097maybebut both telling women to go back to the kitchen or wanting to hunt them down for fun is under the anger stage, it‘s a spectrum and one is rising anger (you go FUCKING do as i tell you or else…) whilst the other is escalated anger (i truly dont give a single fuck anymore, i just want to make you all suffer for what you did to me)so it doesn‘t make that much of a difference
>>32225108i've never been 'caught'. i just like watching people. i follow complete strangers i have nothing to do with around sometimes too. it's not like it's just men i was interested in.
>>32225112Added you(Nta)
>>32225032MHe's right insofar as arousal and eroticism plays with the concept of hidden/visible or accessible/inaccessible to really exist, but he sticks random bullshit to it (eg. the Catholic and Protestant crap), which is likely his actual argument (that certain groups are bad and the reason society sucks).It's the same shit a bunch of Anons do, they make a relatively normal and agreeable observation, then they decide this is because of the Jews or whatever the fuck else.
>>32225106that wasnt me but anon is so mad he cant even type nta anymore many such cases
Women, I just made proper spaghetti bolognese with tomato sauce and pasta from the trip to Romewill you be my italian gf now?
do ladies frogpost?
Everyone is like 'i dont wanna reincarnate. i dont wanna reincarnate.' And I'm just over here wondering, 'when did you incarnate?' There is no you to be reincarnated. Because you never even incarnated in the first place.
>>32225126I'm gonna kill you.
WomenTanned or pale guys?
>>32225126anyone who actually wants to be reincarnated doesnt realize that each person born has a 25% chance to be born indian
>>32225125sure
>>32225120>i follow complete strangers i have nothing to do with around sometimes toothat makes it even weirder. it's morally wrong too
>>32224995I hid in his walls, sprinkled pubic hair on his toothbrush, spat in his mouthwash, hid rocks under his mattress after he saw me in public, and I would whisper his name when I passed him but never directly look at him.
>>32225129pale
Girls, how do I stay committed to a diet while on my period? The urge to eat a high calorie burger and have lots of sweets is too high when I'm bleeding out.
>>32225134God I wish i had a crazy stalker girl
>>32225133the fuck are you talking about? how is it morally wrong to watch people in a public space? it's not like i'm ogling people sexually or something.
Whats your plan when you come up REALLY close to a guy and lean against him physically touching shoulders or sides of the body, even if theres zero need to do so
I like to follow women around and take little notes about them.Is this wrong?Post gender.
>when you realize that to a women, looks is everythingit's so over
women, what are you going to do when I mog you and your low iq bfs and i still won't be with you when you're old because you're not a virgin? how will you stop seething that i chose sex dolls over you
>>32225131The cells in your body outnumber all human beings in the world by far and possibly all animals. It's far more likely you'll become some irrelevant ocean bacterium or some lame shit. But even that is preferable to being Indian.
>>32225147why do you do it, and what are the notes?
>>32225032Yes, it seems self evident. When everything is explicit, nothing is erotic. Not sure why people are banging on about puritanism, in that post it's listed as another example along with others of something that maintained social boundaries and sexual taboos, thereby nurturing the existence of eroticism. Without clear lines there is no thrill in dancing near their edge
>>32225150Wrong actually. It's far more likely that everyone reincarnates into the same life. Over and over and over and over. Ad infinitum. The fact that I am this particular organism means I will be this particular organism forever. It's so dumb.
>>32225143NtaNot morally wrong per se but it is weird and if they caught you they would think you're a creep and want nothing to do with you.I'm not saying that to put you down, im just trying to bring to your attention that you also have to consider the perception other people would have of your actions.
>>32225123Don't care to me you are now just a weido talking about his femdom fantasies.
>>32225155No that's just gay onions psyop to try and make people be nicer. The Egg. Gas ass shit.
>>32225151For fun.Sometimes the notes are guesses about measurements, sometimes it's habits, often it's a list of times and locations. Sometimes it's walking speed, depending on if I have the free time to follow them.
>>32224991>God, I hate white americans.Well, I guess it's a good thing I'm not white.>>32224996The housewife one. Mostly because men who don't want to be held to traditional standards want women to be. Hypocrisy is much more egregious to me than someone who hates women, likely out of bad experiences.>>32225001>>32225005He's definitely a conman. He can't open his mouth without lying. Has a history of not paying his workers or contractors. And offers false goods at every turn. He's just as much of an authoritarian and is on record as being anti-constitutional.>>32225028I wouldn't care. I like being touched by my SO.>>32225129Tanned looks better when you have a nice physique.>>32225139Adjust your CICO to a weekly basis rather than daily. It allows me "cheat" meals. Without ruining my caloric intake.
>>32225134Based.>>32225139Usually I just try to either distract myself or try to enjoy the feeling of being hungry by telling myself I am getting prettier with every minute I spend being hungry. Looking at pretty thin girls also helps. Or sipping on water to keep my mouth distracted. Brushing your teeth is also an idea, or taking a nap. Doing an everything shower with face and hair mask, exfoliating, body lotion, shaving and all that also takes some time out of your day where you are not around food so you can just go to sleep. Whatever you do, don‘t look at food, don‘t think about it, and absolutely don‘t be around it. Masturbating is also an effective way to not think about food for a little. Or go for a walk/to the gym. Caffeine and nicotine also helps. Stay strong.
>>32225143nobody wants to be stalked. if I caught someone stalking me I'd yell at them and insult them
>Felines, especially domestic cats, are well known for having penile spines. Upon withdrawal of a cat's penis, the spines rake the walls of the female's vaginaMen, why can't you have it?
>>32225156i acknowledge it is weird and unwanted. my goal isn't some weird pleasure or catharsis or something, i am trying to observe human behavior because i want to be a better person to other people. i want people to like me, and i want to be able to properly convey to them my feelings in a way they can digest. watching people has helped me tremendously so far. it's strange but it's practical and i think if (hypothetically) someone would be presented with a complete rundown of who i am and why i wish to do this and be asked if they would be willing, many people would be fine with it, i just can't reasonably actually ask.
>>32225168You already complain when i punch your cervix or dont have my fingernails filed down
>>32225139Eat the burger with all the toppings, just eat it without a bun. Eat almond butter from the jar. Have coffee with sugar free syrup. Nap or do sit ups when cravings hit
>>32225161can you post some links to these cons? ill read. i know of the building he tricked a contracting team into building for free as "Free Publicity, The best kind of Publicity, Huge", but then when it was done everyone just remembered Trump and the company got fucked, but that was their stupid ass fault and basically everyone thought so, but thanks for the building, guys.
>>32225168Spines would be unnecessary for me, I already have a "knot"
>>32225168This bitch wants to get fucekd by a cat
>>32225168>spines rake the walls of the female's vaginaBabe, stick a comb into your cooch and tell me if you like it.
>>32225161>He's just as much of an authoritarian and is on record as being anti-constitutional.I can't agree with you on this. Tim Walz instituted a snitch hotline to rat out your neighbors to the government if they were living a normal human life during muh heckin pandemic. He's also said that there's no right to free speech when it comes to "hate speech" and "misinformation." That's a guy who has no issue ruling by decree, and crushing people with the force of the state. I think he's terrifying.
>>32225110That's 100% part of it, but a lot of it is just "any hole feels good if you close your eyes".
>>32225185bASED
>>32225185You forgot when he let them go out and not social distance as long as it was to riot and burn my city down
>>32225188Yes, and his wife said she loved the smell of burning rubber.
>>32225169I think more people than you think would dismiss you outright, even knowing you and why.It's also a whole lot of i, I, me, assumption.There are ways to learn human behavior and people watch without this.I'll add that I don't think you're doing any harm, but yeah people aren't going to react nicely to it or understand
>>32225194You belong in the Soviet Union starving to death.
>>32225195>>32225188Good, down with whitey
>>32225194I find your speach hateful and misinformative, get ready for the gulaug
>>32225161>Well, I guess it's a good thing I'm not white.That makes it even worse. You're a colonized bitch.
Your actions are abominable. Nο matter how much you struggle, your despair will never be healed.
>>32225197that's fine. nobody has noticed me and i don't plan on being obvious.
>>32225204good, I deserve it
>>32225204What did I do now?
>>32225199This post made me vote for R
>>32224624FNgLie, i feel i might be a female that does this, I feel like everything im thinking shows on my face, I need to know anon, would you like it, if people such as myself would just stay away from you? I dont know if im helping or just making it worse. All this throwing the word woke around fucked a lot of things up. Im cute enough to talk to others freely. But i am vehemently against draining women
Women, what hair care products do you use?
>>32225198>point out the social contract>get told I should dieFunny how that works, I wonder why you're not accepted in society>>32225201>INeat, except (You) are not the sum of society. It's the same issue as when people talk about a "paradox of tolerance". There's no paradox, you're just wrong about what is actually going on.
Very well... As your forebear, I will teach you... The splendor of nonexistence...
>>32225205I hope some weirdo will start stalking you
Is there any ontological reason for ugliness?
>>32225214The cheapest ones I can find because I am broke af.
>see a girl irl>She's genuinely stunning >See her posts on social media later>She complains about feeling ugly:(
Women, what should a man talk to you about just in friendly conversation?
>>32225216Please mercy kill me already.
everything is just a simulation. idk what else to say. im probably all alone in this bitch.
>>32225219Arguably sin, assuming you're religious. It'd be pretty easy to argue that sin created ugliness, since it violates the transcendental qualities
>>32225225narc main character syndrome
>>32225226explain Michelangelo then
>>32225219Yes, men fucking with female sexual selection. >>32225222Nothing, small talk is disgusting.
>>32225228narc?
>>32225219Different cultures have varying standards of beauty and ugliness.
>>32225169NTA but what you get out of stalking someone versus just settling in somewhere and people watching? What information do you learn that you couldn't otherwise learn?
>>32225230>Nothing, small talk is disgusting.... oh... oh, ok, then...
>>32225086Why>>32225084FMy mom tells me that all the time it just makes me want her to love me more so I think it's a mind trick
>>32225235Communist*
>>32225215I'm not saying you should die. I'm saying you belong in a place where the government runs the way you would like. Incidentally, you would probably die, because that way of living is explicitly anti-human.
>>32225139FJust eat girlie
Do single women even want boyfriends?I'm pretty sure they don't.
>>32225233i usually follow groups to listen into their conversations and see how they interact with each other. if i don't keep up with a specific person/people, i just get snippets, not a very full picture. patterns emerge with larger data sets.
>>32225215It is really quite simple. If you supported Covid lockdowns, you are evil. You are absolute filth and should be deported to literally anywhere else. I don't care where you go, but you can't stay here.
>>32225102I am real wtf
Women, have any hair horror stories?
Gift ideas for girls?
>>32225213>if people such as myself would just stay away from you?I feel like the cynical response is: are you asking this, to get a sympathetic response?What I ACTUALLY want is to support and help someone. It might be something I don't fully understand, and I think I have a lot of patience with it (it's not infinite), but overall I just want to make her feel safe/better, y'know?
>>32225253fuck you
>>32225249How is any of this useful unless you're au- OH.
>>32225253I accidentally bought the wrong color/bleach box and a good bit of my hair went gummy
>>32225254Relationship?
>>32225248I want it more than anything and it will be me downfall. I don't think about anything else
>>32225267What is your type?How rigid is it?Do you know any men?
even though I blocked him due to shaky communication and other reasons, I still feel like unblocking and reaching out. I know he was going through a tough time during my last message, and I was going through something too. maybe he felt overwhelmed or something, why do I want to unblock and reach out? to communicate better. idk I'm so used to hearing from him it was weird to not hear back from him :( I feel like bit of a jerk even though he has blocked me in the past due to his mental health stuff overthinking on the other hand, should I try to meet other guys? I want cute dates where we get to know eachother and our personalities shine. how long should a date last?
>>32225253I was drunk at 2am once and decided to cut my own hair. It was terrible but fixable and I didn't lose an eye.
>>32225267I see, so they just don't want me. :^(
ASK GIRL TO FUCK. SHE DELETES MEWHAT THE FUCK
>>32225271>What is your type?White guy, dark hair, taller than me, nice, non smoker, non drinker, fit>How rigid is it?I'm mostly only rigid on the health stuff >Do you know any men?Nope
>>32225278WHAT THE (lack of) FUCK
Did Covid affect Europe much?
Non white brosWe good?https://youtu.be/LsgNG-L6aw4
anyone else anxious about election results despite not caring about the result and not voting?
>>32225285How tall are you?Also your biggest issue is probably that you don't know any men.But the easiest way to change that is to make more friends with women who have men as friends so you can be friends with them, basically they are prevetted to a point.
>>32225285>non drinkerthat's 0.5% of adult guys
>>32225297both sides are pro abortion, pro israel, pro war and pro migration
Women's butts look so nice in khakis
>>32225292In the countries with harsh lock downs like Italy and Lithuania.
>>32225256I come to the chans when i need real unabated answers, hell, even when i lead folks in here, its a lesson in learning how to read others. I seek no sympathy, i find it deludes hard answers that are desperately needed today. Im not photogenic, i dont look good on paper, but im also free to move around more than the people i interact with. I wish i could take the help, (i am a well known hard headed person) but i wont do it if i feel it might even remotely make you look bad. What she is doing is light years more important. Having been in marketing for a wile i know how bad it looks to mingle with the wrong people, and right now, i am well aware of being the wrong people.
>>32225297Yes. The left will get extremely angry and violent when they lose. Or if they manage to steal the election, it will be so obvious that Trump's people will be upset. But if Trump people stage demonstrations the government will murder them very quickly.
>>32225297Yes. It's going to be terrible either way. I mean like potential civil war type stuff.
>>32225285damn I fit all of those but I shave
>>32225249I'm anon from earlier.I can get it, I guess especially with >>32225262Response.Im also autistic and I think I benefit from listening in on conversations between coworkers etc.So I get why you would want to.Do you not have any better environments that wouldn't require you to stalk people?
>>322252985'9Yes I am trying to make new friends >>32225300That is embarrassing for men then
Check in menMen check up by menHow you doing, tell chat how you've been.
>>32225311she was hot bro. i just wanted pussy.
>>32225266No
>>32225305Oh, so it's like an "eat dirt in the playground to boost immunity" approach?
>>32225312How tall are you You shave what?
>>32225308>implyingRepublicans got to bring guns into the Capitol Building and only a handful got into any actual trouble. Democrats just whine when they lose
>>32225316Life's goodCould be better, but I'm not hungry yet, so that's a plus.
>>32225285Tell me about your (non-sexual) fantasies with such a man.
>>32225149I won't?Because you're actually low IQ in the first place for not respecting women and don't deserve to have kids like yourself?Weird reverse flex.
>>32225320183cm dont know how much that is in freedom unitsI shave my head because the ripper came for me, but was dark brown and beard still is
>>32225323Going to grocery stores with him Cuddling Taking him on walksPlaying with him with toys and games
>>32225318I mean what is your relationship?
I want a nice looking comfy house with a cozy kitchen, and a nice pretty woman who loves me and I get to kiss and hug and cuddle with.The fact our current economic system makes this an impossible dream for me makes me seethe.Women, thoughts?
>>32225246Can't. I'm a fatty and gotta lose weight by August, not even to be thin, just not as big as I currently am, so thinking I'll just eat as little as possible until I either drop the weight or until there's medical intervention and they can hopefully give me some medicinal aid. Hope my skin doesn't start sagging, though.
>>32225330Cute fantasies.
>>32225331She's my cousin
>>32225327What is the ripper
Just woke up after another night of no clingy gfIt's over I'm never posting againIf someone says something about clingy gf or where to find her it's not me goodbye
>>32225333Body wraps help with skin firming.
>>32225319Basically yes
>>32225337the jews took my hair felicia
>>32225332just be happy with what you have nowthat's what's wrong with the world. people always want more.
>>32225334Thank you. I wish they were real>>32225342Can you grow your hair out so we can date
Hi it's me, the new clingy gf poster.I'm here to replace the last loser, (You) me now to get a kiss. :^)
>>32225333Yeah that's the eating disorder talking.Your body craves carbs and proteins. Give it to it, just don't overdo it. As long as you get carbs your body will stop craving sweets.
>>32225315>5'9CuteGood luck on making friends though, it's hard but a good way is to try new things.
>>32225346omg, based.
>>32225333if you're fat your skin will be saggier and you'll have more wrinkles when you lose a lot of fat
>>32225346tfw no clingy gf
>>32225350
>>32225336Bracelet.
>>32225353
>>32225345>Can you grow your hair out so we can datemy sweet summer child...
>>32225330Femanons make it sound so easy to be a bf
>>32225346Hi babe, I'm breathing my daily 8 hours of asbestos in a basement 15 under ground, can you have dinner ready when I get home?
>>32225332I have all of that. Why did the economy not provide me with a man that cleans and does dishes?
>>32225356why did i only get 49kb, when the other person got 77kb. so much for clingy gf who prefers someone else. Whore!
>>32225249In a way though, those snippets are just as accurate and complete a reflection of how people interact. It's not like groups are carrying on long, in-depth conversations on the sidewalk or keeping up a sustained conversation over multiple locations, it's more like a series of snippets and disjointed exchanges among themselves and with other people they encounter, really no different than what you'd see if you sat in a busy cafe or food court. I mean I love people watching too and I can understand the desire to learn, but I really doubt the risk of following people is worth whatever it is you think you may be learning. I guess I just see it as being a very risky activity, plus it's alienating which is the exact opposite of your motivation to do it in the first place. I don't think it's a good idea to practice activities that are off putting to people if your goal is to become better at socializing, it's like your training your brain in the wrong way if that makes any sense
>>32225360
>>32225347I don't have an eating disorder yet, but would probably be easier if I did.
>>32225361Hey if that's all that you want I can do that. I can even cook, so long as you occasionally help me out while you wear one of your pretty dresses and give me encouragement.
Wish I could be like them,Wish I could get away with murder,Wish I could get away with it all,It's their turn to watch me,And I pray,I pray that when I fall,I hit the ground hard enough to kill me
>>32225366Thanks baby girl
>>32225349Thank youI recently made one new friend and was very proud of myself>>32225358Okay sorry>>32225359It is easy. With me, I bet. And if we love eahc other it will be the easiest thing in the world
>>32225363I'm a guy, y'all are gay now. :^)
>>32225368You know you can be fat with an eating disorder, right?
>>32225368Normal people don't think that, if you think that then you already are developing an eating disorder.
>>32225361Not sure if you know this but amazon delivers Bfs, and they are free, unbelievable value desu.
Is it possible for men to put their penis AND balls in a vagina
>>32225369I'll wear my corset and long skirt while I torture you for onlyfans so I don't have to work a 9-5.
>>32225381It wouldn't feel good that's for sure.They don't like being compressed, but remember that webm of the dude who's shitting out his own ballsack from his ass? it's definitely possible.
>>32225381No, that's just an expression.
>>32225381at least buy me dinner first, damn
>>32225377Overeating is by deffinition disordered.
>>32225375You sound like a girl from work that I went on a date with. :( she ended up ghosting me but she was 5'9 too.I can't help but fumbled everything that is good.
>>32225381Maybe if you have some equipment, like tie your balls to your penis to create like a dog knot. Would be pretty painful for him
>>32225379Last time I had an amazon bf his ego blew up even when his dick was tiny. All he wanted was sex, he didn't want to raise a family with me.
>>32225383Honey, if I also don't have to work a 9-5, you can do whatever you want with me on your Onlyfans (so long as it doesn't involve permanent mental or physical damage)
>>32225381Usually no but I am sure that there are some women who you could do it to.On a side note that is how I thought sex was supposed to work as a kid.
>>32225391>tfw I'm the temu bf and my dick is even tinier.It's over.
Why don't I have a boyfriend who wants to play toys with me :(
>>32225396because you hate men
>>32225396You don't find the ones that play physically attractive enough to bother, that's it.
>>32225389Oh sorry :( If she did that she wasn't the one for you, it'll be okay
Femanons, how do I tell the difference between a woman who's pretending to be stupid and one who's legitimately a dumbass?
Men would it be okay to start dating again even if I'm not at my goal weight? i'm like 125lbs and want to go back to 100 or so. bit too chunk for my liking rn but should that stop me from trying to find a bf?
MenHave any of you come to terms with the audacity needed to approach a woman in 2024 knowing that she has better options online with a few taps of her fingers? How do you tell yourself you are a good option?
>>32225361I'm too unmedicated ADHD to do that.But I'd still try to be a good husband.
>>32225377I mean I eat fine normally, but I'm still fat so something obviously has to change. It feels easier to just eat the bare minimum than constantly try and add up calories and figure out what I can and can't eat.
>>32225405You really think I'm smart enough to know?
>>32225406It was always okay for you to date, Anon, but now that you're losing weight, you'll only find people who like you for your weight.
>>32225405FYou can tell because I get actually devastated when I realize I did or said something stupid
>>32225406You can answer this yourself, weight is not important, hip to waist ratio is what is important
>>32225407I stopped interacting with women IRL in every way
>>32225412So...does that make you the former, or the latter?
>>32225407I don't interact with women.
>>32225403Thanks, idk if she wasn't the one for me, I feel like it was my fault.I feel like if I knew what to do it wouldn't have ended that way.She kept telling me how perfect I was until she slowly stopped texting by sending 1 word answers until she stopped replying all together.
>>32225396>play toysElaborate.
>>32225407I list my recent accomplishments in my head
>>32225395But can I peg you while I play with your teensy pp?
>>32225410>>32225412Ok, so they're always the latter, got it
>>32225424No, I want to be able to hold in my shits after 30s. :^(
>>32225406It should not stop you.
>>32225407>How do you tell yourself you are a good option?im not
>>32225423What are those if you don't mind my asking
>>32225429I can keep you plugged. It wouldn't be very often I play with you anyway.
>>32224639I am philosophically in favor of aerobic respiration and supplying carbon dioxide to nearby plant life. I live innawoods.Also this >>32224647
>>32225300I feel like I know more women who drink than men
>>32225407if it's more taboo it just makes me look more confident when I approach. I don't care if I'm not her best option
>>32225407Imo online is never a better option.Yes any woman who looks like anything can get some guy that at least pretends to be a 10/10 to ask her for nudes and pretend to be in a relationship.But once he's done with her he'll dump her for the next woman.That is why I'm better than some lame online "bf" who is talking to 10 other women.
>>32224639because the world would be better without me
>>32225405The one who's pretending will have a couple topics where her pride is too strong and she'll be unable to stop herself from being a smartass, and will be genuinely offended if you treat her as if she doesn't get it. Just find those topics.
>>32225059The third and fourth one are best.
>>322254322 promotions in the last 2 years2 pl8 bench (girls dont give a fugg but confidence is you liking you not them)That birdie I got on a par 3 last weekPeople at work come to me when they need help thinking through tough problems
>>32225407Yes it's why I will never bother trying to get a gf
>>32225450>golfing it's over.
>died a virgin
>>32225455BASEDTRUECELS BREAKING FREE FROM THE SAMSARA
Femanons I hope you realize being into Disney is even worse than being a weeb
>>32225407Not to be full incel here, but have any women realized that there's a big overlap with the type of men who would be abusive and control their gfs and the type of men who are willing to approach
>>32225461MNo it's not desuDisney girl pussy is insane
>>32225316I have electricity and indoor plumbing (not for long kek) and that's about where the good things end
>>32225454What makes you say that?
Hey guys, Quasimodo here.
>>32225469You predicted all of this.
>>32225458He'll just keep being reincarnated with the same set of challenges until he learns how to carry them and have sex anyways
>>32225469Disney toned down that story big time.
>>32225473>the final challenge of reaching nirvana is to have sexfug
>>32225469Ugly brosThey really primed us for the harsh truth of reality, didn't they.Ugly peeople don't get love.
>>32225469They should've made him fat and balding on top of all that.
>>32225469I found out he was voiced by Mozart. He even did his own singing.
And I might just now have figured out that I’m just a vessel Energy flowingI’m just a vesselEnergy flowingI’m just a vesselAnd I might now have it figured out
Is it a bad idea to pursue a girl who is big into latin dance (salsa, bachata, zouk) as a non-dancer? I'm a decent competitive grappler and we have that as a shared interest, but something makes me wonder if not already knowing how to do this kind of sexually charged dancing would make things doomed from the get-go. I have no problem learning the basics of it, either, but I wonder if I'd just be barking up the wrong tree in the first place.
>>32225479ngl, my nirvana is to know i have snuggles waiting when we both get home from work.
>>32224568I fell asleep during my lecture...
>>32225461I just watched the Legend of Sleep Hollow, and this guy was the town's Casanova who had all the women in love with him including the super hot rich Stacey. The village Chad couldn't stop seething
>>32225469the original gymcel
>>32225508You paid for those classes, bro.
>>32225411like for my bigger weight right now or for the smaller one later? should I tell guys on apps I'm a little bigger now? my pics are a bit dated but I still look the same-ish, just some fat in the face and belly kind of>>32225413my hips are still physically discernable from my waist. i'm like a petite pear shape.>>32225430i also smoke ciggies so I am not sureif my lines from my nose to my mouth are from fatness or smoking? or both? i may be overthinking them but idk . i am getting older in my early 30s now.
>>32225509I never saw this because my DVD had a scratch after the Mr. Toad part.
>>32225514Post yellowed nic stained fingernails
>>32225514>smoke ciggiesDeal breaker
>>32225514For whatever weight you are when you decide to get back into dating.It's the same for men really, don't let others tell you what you need to do before they decide you're worthy of love.
Girls, what would you do during sex if your guy had had a really bad day and needs some stress relief?
>>32225514Your main pic has got to be recent imo
>>32225506HELL NO! If you're a dude, latin chicks LOVE to teach people how to dance, its a fun bonding thing. Its rare when i run into people who already know and teach me. My ass is all basic, and my gay aunt self teaches all the peoples. I miss it.
>>32224568https://youtube.com/shorts/h5uUrgsV72A?si=9ymg8ZktPvXDw_co
>>32225514if your stomach is flat while sitting with good posture you don't need to lose weight
Alert, cute redhead with huge ass at gym!!
>>32225512It was still embarrassing. There's like 11 people in my class and everyone saw me. Plus I was sitting across my professor. I was so sleep deprived that I couldn't lift my head of my desk. At least I was fairly awake and alert last hour of that lecture.
>>32225521i would do my very very best
>>32225531lol, I bet it was.well, at least they didn't decide to publicly humiliate you, could've been so much worse.What got you sleep deprived?
>>32225515Not the greatest quality video but it's still cute https://www.dailymotion.com/video/xyo8vn
>>32225514You gotta stop smoking it's probably from smoking, also fast fills in your wrinkles, losing more weight will expose yourself to more aging.
>>32225527<3
>>32225527>>https://youtube.com/shorts/h5uUrgsV72A?si=9ymg8ZktPvXDw_coI want to live in a rural country side, so I can play my computer games and enjoy nature at the same time.
>>32225530gross
>>32225539Fat fills*
>>32225407I am a pretty good option. I now I am better than most men in terms of looks, income, money, health, hair, humor, etc. I just don't find women very interesting and so I'll prob just go monk mode after 30 if i dont meet someone interesting.
>>32225527I usually never open these but I'm glad I did. The sound of the leaves is so satisfying, I used to love doing that as a kid
She got a sugar daddyI got a...
>>32225531>>32225536NTA, Most likely talking on here.
how do i stop viewing women as just sex objects when they present themselves as such.
>>32225536Studying for a test I had today. (Two hours after that lecture).
>>32225547Im a girl and i do this... o.o
Men, would you date a woman with scars from cutting many years ago?
>>32225559hell no. pump and dump
>>32225559Sure, yeahI got scars too, not from cutting, but from something else.Anyway, you learn to not judge people for these kind of things the more you interact with people.I hope you're not still cutting though.
>>32225559If she's mentally stable now sure
>>32225559probably not nobut not because of the scars themselves, but because of what they reveal
>>32225558do what? monk mode?
>>32225559Yes but she need to heal her trauma and it's be there for her but I can't be with someone who won't help themselves.
>>32225559Depends on the severity. If you're a ragged mess of keloids that's gonna be too much for me.
>>32225566Anon I...
>>32225555Rough, I hate tests, they keep me up at night too, not because I'm studying, but because I dread them so much that I just avoid sleeping, as if I can just procrastinate them away. Also checked.
Gender, what are we thinking?I think its pretty cute
>>32225559it depends. if i notice right away no, if we're dating and i find out later, its not a dealbreaker
>>32225567NTA, why not? if there has be a considerable amount of time between them and the individual you are talking to now, i dont see how it would be a valid way to make an assessment
>>32225559If they are very bad it makes me sad and kinda turns me off. I have them myself so I'm being hypocritical here
>>32225574>Vatican weebsBased.
>>32225574Cute, I think the Archbishop should cosplay as him? her?
>>32225576im not willing to take the riskI've been trough a toxic relationship already and I felt like killing myself daily
>>32225574They're gonna make hentai out of this shit aren't they
>>32225573I have two tests every week... and midterms are coming up...
>>32225568Yup! been having some trouble finding someone i trust/enjoy enough to do things with. I just fell into monk mode.
>>32225584You'd be surprised.
>>32225581its a girl>Luce’s yellow sailor’s raincoat is a nod to both the Vatican flag and to journeying through life’s storms. The mascot’s muddy boots represent a long and difficult journey, while her staff symbolizes the pilgrimage toward eternity. Shells glimmer in her eyes, recalling the scallop shell of the Camino de Santiago, an emblem of the pilgrimage journey.
>>32225585Oh god, you're in for it now
>>32225574he a good lil Christian boi
I feel like falling for Mormon propaganda
>>32225574Cute Looks like lil twin stars
https://youtu.be/uAOR6ib95kQ
>>32225469This is how females say they want guys to act like then they reject them anyway lol Disney apparently had to give him a gf in the second movie because of how upset fans were.
>>32225582Oh, then, yeah, stay away from others that are going to perpetuate that train of thought process
>>32225603No, they did not make a part two to that movie. the hell?
I'm seriously tempted to try dating by Mbti type
>>32225574The end times are upon us
>>32224840I'm 27 and I've never had I room to myself
>>32225612>Mbti typethat's just all girls in my country.
>>32225554stop using instagram and go outside. meet real, boring people.
>>32225613Why is there a black one
>>32225622For me, she's my gf.
>>32225610They did
Men would you rather fuck a femanon who looks average or a biological female version of yourself?
>>32225610There were a lot of direct to vhs sequelsAlladin 2 etc etc
>>32225574another one for the blue hair, yellow coat army!
>>32225629I don't know what I'd be like if I was a girl.I think I might take fem me if I get to have a face to face conversation with myself, I want to know what I'm thinking.
>>32225629honestly the female filter version of me is kinda cute
>>32224590I'll do it, but you better not play the Firehose Kink prank
>>32225629I would fuck myself
>>32225613>The beating heart of Rome is not the marble of the Senate, it's the sand of the Colosseum. He'll bring them death and they will love him for it.
>>32224590I did once, under the condition she cleans up if she fucks up the aimingshe spend the afternoon cleaning
>>32225642We can do it outside
>>32225629I have a blocky square face that would look ugly on a woman, and tbqh I have a thing for average girls, so probably the femanon if she isn't fat.
>>32225629A femanon, I'm too familiar with myself, the whole appeal of a gf is that it's someone who isn't me
>>32225574MIt's literally a reference to lucifer aka light bringer.Obviously someone wants to mock Christians with the occult to their faces.
>>32225650Moral of the story was likeSociety be judgin uggs too hard, bruh, but pipe down you ugly faggot, go jack off in the corner and leave us pretty people alone
>>32225653sound like you don't like yourself
>>32225646if you get it on my shoes you're cleaning them up
>>32225630i know about the aladdin ones. Hell they even had a show for it on the disney channel. I never liked those. Just, the The Hunchback of Notre-Dame is just.. im gonna say... painful.
>>32225599You'll be the equivalent to 2nd class citizen to them because you have no ancestors who were part of the founding stock of mormonism.You'll be pushed to marry some South American girl who's parents converted.
>>32225655(left name on for dumb thing oh well, mea culpa)Yeah it's a strange one in the 'wouldn't get made today' category, like it's not because it's racist/ableist/whatever. It's just...realistic.
>>32225629A femanon but she must be my gf.
>>32225588are u over 30?what do you do for monkmode?My plan was to get some property in eastern europe and start a library and immerse myself in reading
I miss him so much
>>32225654American education, everyone. He's here all week, try the veal
>>32225674>tfw I'm not himFeel just okay today.
>>32225665Sign me up.I get 2 of them right?
>>32225659I'm a robot person with no instinct
>>32225674Brandon is alive
>>32225675Shut up atheist
>>32225629my faceapp genderflip is like an 8-9/10
>>32225629I might actually have BDD, so I'm taking the first one.
>>32225666In the original story Quasimodo never gets over her, she ends up dying, and he ends up laying down with her corpse and decaying there.
>>32225674Bro, it's gay to miss other men
>>32225677No you get 1, you have to join Mitt Romney's family in Mexico if you want the chance to have 2, also you gotta fight the cartels.
why do women like tattoos on guys?
>>32225681Uuuuuh, most people on chans are atheist.
>>32225690I don't I like pure white SKIN with HAIR
sending nudes to femanon but its just post workout pump me doing jojo poses
>>32225681What makes you think I'm an atheist?
>me when I try to impress a femanon.
>>32225692bodyhair?
>>32225693You can't pull off a jojo pose with a generic bitch face like that.
>>32225695They should have weight limits on those things. Poor guy, but hopefully it's a wake up call for him
>>32225702the trick with nudes is to never show off the face anyways
Guy from event message me :o Wow
>>32225699YES!!! WHAT ISN"T CLICKING I WANT A BOY WITH SKIIIIN
>Cute girl stands next to me at the bus stop>She smells niceFuck I'm lonely
>>32225710sending mixed signals there pal
I wish other sentient beings didn't exist.
>>32225695Top kek
>>32225660Fuck your shoes
>>32224568What is there to do about a, "that is not what I meant," scenario if the, "well it's what you said," has a hate-forever price tag?
>>32225713>girls walks up next to me at bus stop>gives me the eyes, the bad kindi don't get it, I mean I moved away, but like why even move up to me if you're just going to say I give you the ick.
>>32225695kek
>>32225724your meat waterpistol privileges have been revoked
>>32225727I think you're paranoid
>>32225737Nah, the lips were raised.That's the ick face.
>>32225509Lmao. This is where all the tallboi propaganda began.Go back and mandella effect this movie, short kings. Make him short and chad tall.
>>32225726if you can all you have to do is communicate it, and if you have good logic and reason to back you up, most of the population would let it go.
>got drunk at a club the other night>tried to chew on a large piece of ice>now my bottom molars feel extremely sensitiveWat do?
I want apocolopypse to happena nd to be trapped with a mid boy so he falls in lvoe with me because i'm all he's got
>>32225751I was going to post something, then I realized that your definition of mid probably isn't the same as mine.Anyway, carry on.
>>32225751>apocolopypseIs this the Greek word for Fall Festival?
I still believe that women who unmatch me for asking basic questions are fucking shallow and superficial.
>>32225754Okay>>32225760I don't know how to spell it
>>32225767Cool.
>>32225763you know, there are a lot of 20nteens that go on those not grasping how many people they are talking to, so a response might just frighten them
>>32225751God I wish I was mid so you could have me now
>>32225763>women on dating apps are shallow and superficialno fucking way
>issue that would be solved by one gender having basic decency>everyone tells the other gender to bend over backwards to "solve" it insteadstate your gender and an issue like this that pisses you off
How are there so few single women compared to men?Are you all lesbians now?
>>32225771Wow, that's fucking cringe though.>>32225775... you have a point.
>>32225537Lanklet pornYou guys couldn't make women make that face with your singing.
>>32225777I'm bi now, but whenever anyone ever asked, I said I was dating someone even when I wasn't.
[question for both genders; probably just male]What's the best site for escorts in 2024? I heard a lot of them talk to their clients mainly over telegram, but I really want to avoid getting scammed my first time. I'm in MA if that matters
>>32225776Using the word gender instead of sex, when everyone and their Momm knows the word gender is non sex specific
can men get yeast infections on their dicks from sugar being exposed to it or is it not the same as me? if it's safe it would be fun to use hot fudge as like hot wax and then suck it off
>>32225793Don't put food on genitals.
>>32225778Kids are stupid, i cant do anything about it.A lot of them now dont grasp the magnitude of their actions, and how little they could possibly know about what has happened and why things were the way they were.
>>32225793Maybe if you deliberately stuff the hole
>>32225520i still wwant to lose weight :/ i mean i plan on telling them if we match online and not irl fist>>32225522i think I'll take a new pic soon, it's not too bad but still>>32225529nah you definitely gonna see the little womb pooch belly, with some pudge so def work to do>>32225539i mean people think I'm younger than my age but I think that's because i'm really short? ik the smoking bad but i'm def in a rut trying to pull myself out of depressing/steessing life situations. i hope one day i make enough money to entertain the skin nipping procedure where they pull it and stitch above the ears or at least some good skin care stuff
>>32225768You too>>32225773Why are you not mid
>>32225800I mean good on you for wanting to lose weight, but if you feel like you can't date until you reach a certain weight, it's probably not a healthy kind of weight loss, at least not mentally, you're opening yourself up to all kinds of predators when you don't love and respect yourself and value other's perception of you over your own.
>>32225777>Us adults It's because of the horde of thirdies; it's mostly men invading, inflating the numbers
>>32225793Yeast infections are specific to the vagina due to its microbiome to my understanding. Male genitalia is also more resistant to UTIs due to the longer urethra. You can probably get away with chocolate so long as he's circumcised, but my guess would be that if he isn't the resulting smegma explosion would be enough to kill you both.
>>32225805I'm chubby and ugly
>>32225743>>32225785I was going to argue that Ichabod and Brom were the same height but turns out I was wrong. Is this the final blackpill for New Dutch kings?
>>32224590half the time when flaccid, it's too embarrassingly small. As long as she doesn't surprise me so I can get a minute of prep to grow some, she can hold it
>>32225818I'm not circumcised and don't even know how long you'd have to go for without a shower before you started getting smegma
Woke Gen Z Liberals are trying to cancel me, but they dont know that my wife's boyfriend is black. Heh, retards.
>>32225751why would he fall in love with you. in a scenario like this women are liabilities and better to cut off. much better to find some men to bond with to survive longer.
>>32225826This is all symbolismShe gave him her flower~
state genderdid he ruin his face?
>>32225838cruelty squad NPC dialogue
>>32225836>how long you'd have to go for without a shower before you started getting smegmaIf you've got chocolate sauce under your foreskin, probably not long.
>>32225840He ate her out even
>>32225847I don't think some kind of alchemy magic turns chocolate into dick cheese in the space of an hour
>>32225845MYes, what the fuck lol
>>32225852And chad lost
>>32225845>he bought?
>>32225845close enough, welcome back the boganoff twins
>>32225846Based
>>32225854Every time I see posts like this I wonder if you guys are being retarded on purpose. If you are, then based. If not, then holy moly what the fuck are you doing nigger?
>>32225845MNo, he took the bogpill.
I remember when I was a teen, I could never pull my foreskin back. It wasn't until I was hospitalized (unrelated to my phimosis), they had to stick a catheter in me. When I woke up, my dick was in horrible pain. But, when I got out of the hospital, I could pull back the skin with ease. I shit you not, it was the first time I had seen my uncovered tip in years.It's really embarrassing though, because you know whoever who had to pull that shit back probably barfed. I hope it wasn't a girl doctor who did it ;__;
>>32225868I'm just a guy, Anon. UwUI turn headaches into reposts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S94ETUiMZwQConsciousness does not exist.
>>32225874pic is how I imagine millennials talk
>>32225874Why does your headache
>>32225883I'm procrastinating bedtime. :^)
>>32225859In an unusual twist, Chad got Ichabod's leftovers. And she looks suspiciously pregnant too
>>32225881Kinda
>>32224886>overnope, not even close. Look up Pokimane with and without makeup. She's incredibly popular because of her looks.Makeup is the gamechanger. Learn to do it well, and in 10 minutes you'll be more confident in yourself.
>>32225876>Consciousness does not exist.And yet I am a 26 year old virgin male. Curious, truly.
>>32224876One of my fav memories is cuddling with a girl I adored. Doesn't seem pathetic to me.
state genderWhat's the most impressive thing you can do with your body?This can be anything from lifting 2pl8 to fitting 5 golf balls in your anus.
>>32225902I can uhh...
>>32225898how are you a virgin at 26
>>32225902F. I can have a baby. I haven't yet, but I can.
>>32225902I weigh 80kg but can curl 30kg dumbbells for reps
Femanons, could you accept a poop fetish if it was just efro (ie; hubby doesnt eat shit, he just likes to see you on the toilet, and maybe sniff the bowl after you do the deed)
>>32225902Mmy hobby is competitive judo so I can slam people on the ground really hard
>>32225902MI can dance a lot.
>>32225911My consciousness makes me nervous around women
>>32225920incel
>>32225168Would rather not hurt a girl during sex (unless she wants it)
>>32225916can you slam me on the bed?
>>32225902MLifting 2 pl8Touch my tounge to my nose
>>32225924
>>32225272Go meet other guys.
Women, how come 80% of you think you need filler and other plastic surgery despite me crying out saying you're extremely cute as you are?
>>32225902FPeople say i'm dissociatively strong. :^|
Humanity is really too much to bear
>>32225942Not my problem.
Women, is this true?
how would i go about disproving solipsism?
>>32225929yeah I can do that too
>>32225936Because your opinion doesn't mean much to them
>>32225806yeah! I guess I put myself up to an imaginary standard I don't put on anyone else since others date at whatever weight they are and find happy relationships. i would love to go walking at the park with a guy, the trees are so pretty this time of year. i still get called really pretty by guys and girls even if I'm a bit bigger now. i just feel like future me will thank the now me if I work on it some. i miss going out for long brisk walks listening to music. i used to go 1-2 hrs of that. i used to be 92lbs so I miss being around like 100 because I can't fit some of my old clothes now.
>>32225945I know. It's mine and I fucking hate having such a stupid problem.
>>32225951I'm not convinced anyone has told them anything besides what I have
>>32225936thas easy, Big pharma is bigger than you.
>>32225953fat bitch
>>32225947>Abdirahim
>>32225953Gross! Fat fat fat fat jesus christ lose some weight fatty
>>32225953Good legs and ass.How tall are you? You'll look good when you lose some.
>>32225406yes, keep dating but lose weight at the same time. Don't waste time trying to be perfect until you hit the next step
>>32225968>be woman>allowed to not be perfect and date>be man>have any issue>get rejected
>>32225953>these are the femanons shitting on average guys ITT
>>32225953Well, I'm probably just projecting then, the most important thing is how you feel about yourself, don't ever let anyone make you feel you inadequate.Good luck on your weight loss journey though, it's definitely something worth working towards, you just gotta take care of your mindset as well as your body, otherwise other problems will rise up.
>>32225407IRL contact often trumps online contact. If you meet new people at a friends party, it's much better than matching on tinder
>>32225953that's the fat distribution of an alcoholic. you alcoholic?
>>32225902FI could do a spilt, in theory I can also pull my labia out REAAALLY far
>>32225902MI can probably take at least 80% of the population in a fight
>>32225953So this is the femcel I've been hearing about so much lately, eh? Makes sense.
>>32225953this is the physique of a woman that does not allow a man she dates to have any flaws btw
>>32225979I think she just has an apple shape. I'm the same and it sucks. You put on fat in the worst ways
You people are cunts. :^l
>>32225987Hey I’m a femcel and I don’t look like that
>>32225953You look good.
>>32225996samefag
>>32225930Long tongue? I bet you get lots of ladies
>>32225889Old timey cuck cartoon.
>>32225953wow, thats....unfortunate
>>32225989I've only seen that distribution irl in people who drink frequently. might be some causation
>>32225902f, i can do this pose (not a pic of me, just the reference)
i dont think she looks that bad i just take every opportunity i can to knock the femcels around here down a peg
>>32226009but why would you do that pose?
>>32225902FI can fist you. My wrists are loose.
>>32225902I can bench 3 plates for 3 reps, but i cant jog
>>32226009would you have sex in that pose
>>32225953hugging you looks fun
>>32226016>My wrists are loose.What does that mean?
>>32225947No, I like white men with pink penises.
>>32226009>Pushes you back slightly turning you into a cartwheel
>>32225947Wow, rude as fuck tweet. :^l
>>32226012it started as just doing stretches in the morning but i like to feel my muscles be pulled and i got to a point where i didn't really feel it anymore so i ended up doing some pretty extreme splits just because i could. it felt cool and i ended up getting into contortion>>32226018i would 100% collapse at some point. if i fell face first into the bed and you kept thrusting you could do some serious damage to my spine. there'd need to be a lot of discussion and preparation before it was attempted, i'd practically have to train for it like an olympic event.
>>32225947>Being a brown incel when media pushes mixed race relationshits for decades now
>>32226025Wow thats literally meIt even turns purple if you do really good job
>>32226034Nice, I can't even touch my toes, lmao.I really need to work on my flexibility, thought about yoga, but I'm too ugly for those classes.
>>32225777There are more men than women, particularly when under 50, inmigrants are mostly men and also iirc those statistics are for "young" people so it doesn't take into account age gap relationships. Also maybe a lot of women think they are in an official relationship and the man doesn't think the same
>>32225889He went home around the witching hour because he was busy plowing flower after the party.
Both genders, am I pedophile for jerking off to this?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4tOmU0_eoIhttps://youtu.be/nFjMGfTr6Ig?t=33
Men, what color of the vagina do you prefer?Women, what color of the penis do you prefer?
>>32226040https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQHmKJh20_cstart with this! just ten minutes, no special gear or space needed :)
>>32226047The darker the better
>>32226050DAMN, what's that dude doing in the thumbnail, thanks for the vid though, I'll get to it, like actually. :^)
>>32225873If it was in pain, you probably had a dude do it because men would get shit done. Women would feel the resistance and purposefully get a man to put your pee straw in.
MenA girl with 10 / 10 face and hair, but 6/10 bodyOr a girl with 6/10 face but 10/10 body
>>32226060Well that's a relief. I hope the females didnt look at my cock
>>32226059he's stretching keklet me know when you do, i'll say good job!
>>32226047I like the color of the girl that actually loves me.>>32226061Which ever loves me.
>>32225902I have mild pectus excavatum so if you wanted you could eat a very small bowl of cereal out of me.
>>32226061>A girl with 10 / 10 face and hair, but 6/10 bodyFor a loving relationship and marriage>Or a girl with 6/10 face but 10/10 bodyFor sexo
>>322260616/10 face is fine
>>32226046>actually watched the new PPG episodesMan, /co/ pederasts really have no taste.
>>32226068aight, you know what, I'm gonna try the first stretch out right now.
>>32226081ITA but I've only watched the special episode where the black powerpuff girl shows up. Everything else has just been clips for me.
>>32226061Either sounds like a good deal to me.
>>32226039>purple
>>32226082instantly got a cramp, it's over...
>>32226060>>32226067when small part of my foreskin got stuck to the tip it was some milf doctor who yanked it hard quickly. the pain...
>>32226047Pink penis, white pure paleness only
>>32226061Former is better for relationship, latter is better to fuckOverall, marry whoever is more compatible
>>32226047>Men, what color of the vagina do you prefer?orange
>>32225965thank you! I get compliments on my legs and when futher talking to a guy they mention how nice my ass is haha xD;; butts are funny. i'm a lil under 4'10" really excited to get back to where i was! >>32225976thank you sweetie! keep spreading the hopebloomer pill :) >>32225979>>32225989i think i'm a petite pear, i do drink on the weekends sometimes>>32225988i'll date guys with glasses>>32225996always room for improvement just need to get to it! being overweight is dangerouss >>32226021lol yeah I love hugs :) though sometimes i find it off putting when strangers ask to pick me up
>>32226046just by the thumbnail I don't want to see what you want us to see
>>32226034How long did that take you? I've really wanted to build flexibility. Were you always kind of flexible?
>>32226106>i think i'm a petite pearyou clearly ain't
>>32226106nothing petite
Women, do you have a nice voice?
another fat and balding LNo women will be like that for them
>>32225953You look like my ex
>>32226113i am hypermobile (which is actually a disorder, it just also makes me really flexible) and i've been stretching for at least an hour a day for like three or four years, with pretty frequent long sessions as well. i have a lot of time on my hands and i wake up at like six or seven am every day.
>>32226123no. i have a horrible broken voice.
Should I kill myself?
>>32226134I bet it just sounds normal.
>>32226137Absolutely.
>>32226137>girlno>guygo workout
>>32226137No
womenrate ethnicities by attractiveness
>>32226047pink pussy is best pussy
>>32226143Why is there someone ITT spamming Indian hate?
>>32226123Im told i can sing, i only do it in the car when im driving. But i feel my standard monotone voice is raspy.
If men fetish mentally ill girls and fixing them, who do women fetish?
Just had a really nice first date with a girl last night, decent communication through text since then. We’re both busy next weekend but have confirmed we’d like to go out again. My question is this:>whats a decent amount of time before I ask to FaceTime/call her?
>>32224568Friendly reminder that Russians can't pronounce "H"
>>32226157serial killers
>>32226157Perfectly put together men with 0 issues that will take care of all of their issues without hesitation and allow them to life a life without any struggle
>>32226146>he thinks it's just hereIndians might be the most hated demographic on this site.
>>32226157serial killers and school shooters
>>32226164Fat people are more hated, if they count
>>32226158If you're fucking asking stupid questions like this, it's exactly the time to stop asking questions and be yourself, these are lessons that you need to learn yourself with real world scenarios, now fucking learn you imbecile.
>>32226157
>>32226157Me.
>>32224568Why do I keep falling for fictional men that are the exact opposite of my type?!
>How it feels being fat and baldinghttps://youtu.be/hOHKltAiKXQ
Femanons, how much CNC smut do you consume?
>>32226175wtf am I supposed to do bitch
>>322261760%
>>32226179Nothing?Just be yourself.
>>32226182And get no bitches?
>>32226176what is CNC?
my dik 2 big need an elastigirl gf
>>32226187Computer numerical Control
>>32226186Can't force people to like us, can we.
>>32224590Why wouldn't I let a girl do that?
>>32226187rape fetish
>>32226191These 12 axis machines are like magic to me.
>Meet cute autistic girl>Already has a boyfriendFuck
>>32226186Yes, exactly. There was a fat balding guy hitting on my sister without a shred of shame the other night at a wedding we were attending.
>>32226196thats a 5 axis
>>32226199What's wrong with that? :^l
Women how would you feel like if your bf showed you a picture/video of some female influencer/streamer and said 'this outfit would look cute on you'?
>>32226149can we a get a voca on your favorite song <3. Raspy voice is cute
>>32226199he sounds based to me
>>32226187consensual non-consent
>>32226205it entirely depends on if he's right. if it would look cute on me (we have similar body type/complexion) then it's thoughtful. if he shows me some hot girl who looks nothing like me in an outfit that works for her shape but NOT mine, it's really insulting.
>>32226191>>32226196>>32226194What is CNC in novels?Consensual Non-Consent. Put simply, and glossing over a ton of detail and nuance, it's role-playing or playacting non-consensual sex. This can take a lot of forms: * Rape fantasy/rape roleplay.
>>32226205I'd rather he just buy it for me and tell me to wear it for him
>>32226170I know what I want to do faggot I just don’t know the timing, I’m sure it’s a lot less defined when you just roam around blowing whoever doesn't shove your mouth off their cock
>>32226204Nothing>>32226211It was pretty based. Fat baldies can act like respectable men when they aren't too busy feeling sorry for themselves.
>>32226206Nah, better luck next time.
>>32226218Then do it bitch, always whining with you lots>AWEWA >AWEWA>AWEWA
>>3222617695% of it that i've read in my life i've read this week because i am having a really really bad period and have completely fallen to the forces of junk food and smut. for what it's worth they're all total garbage, super tacky, and i don't want to date anyone who acts like these melodramatic vampire ass male protagonists, but it's junk food and i'm sleepy...
>>32226220:(
>>32226192I used to get bitches. I should still be able to get bitches. I'm still young.>>32226199See pic rel for what I'm going to do to your sister
>>32225777men will hook up with a girl a few times and say he's singlewomen will hook up with a guy a few times and say she's in a relationship and then if you ask her to elaborate further she'll explain she's in a "situationship" and then start complaining about how she's actually not single because she's putting out but he won't commit to a relationship
>>32226198I'm autistic. Your mom taught you to share right?
>>32226225I'd like to see you try. She's a turbo BPD bitch who makes everyone around her's lives a living hell.
>>32226205I would say "no it doesn't." because it's probably not goth.
>>32226229Sure did.
Do women even want men?
>>32226198Yesterday I met a shy cute autistic conservative Christian woman who works on nuclear weapon designs. Still waiting for the rugpull but I don't know where it's gonna come from
>>32225902F. I can make my ears rumble on command. Hard to do for more than a few seconds tho. Since it's apparently just flexing a muscle, I wonder if I could train to do it for extended periods of time.
>>32226230How many bfs she got?
>>32226230I'm already in hell
Reminder that Redditors are literal AI chatbots. Google dead internet theory.
>>32226241>shy cute autistic cool-->conservative Christianoh.
>>32226244She finds a new on every 6 months or so. A few she hangs onto just in case.
>>32226234Yes. They just don't want me to want them the way I do.
>>32226252Damn.
>>32226234Yes
>>32226234They just don't want the ugly ones.Which I am part of, sadly. :^l
>>32226233Share me.
Actually had the weirdest thing happen the other day, Went out to eat with some friends, one friend is super charged couldn't stop talking about nailing some youngin. Youngen gave me a look, ew get him off of me. We walked away, didn't know how to make him stop.
>>32226225Spy burger
>>32226253>>32226255>>32226257>male respondersThey actually don't, do they?
>>32226259Chat, rewrite this for a 28 year old boomer.
>>32226250ok I don't actually know if she's conservative but she's definitely christian because it was a church halloween party
>>32226262Nah, we're all just really fucking ugly around here, fat and balding and all that stuff.
>>32222738I still need an answer
>>32226258Happily. Looking forward to my turn.
>>32226264>Actually, the strangest thing happened the other day. I went out to eat with some friends. One guy was extremely hyped up and couldn't stop hitting on this girl who's way younger than him. The younger girl (who was apparently present?) gave me this look that read, "please help me, get him away from me." I left the table with some others because I didn't know how to get him to stop.
>>32226284so the young girl was part of your group? did you just leave them there?
>>32224928>It felt like it. I had to share a room with my brother from the time I was born until I moved out at 17. My parents didn't see it as bad, despite the fact that we actively tried to kill each other several times.Did he jerk off while you were in the room?
Hello, i am seeing people talk about autistic girls and talk about the good things and the bad things, and you are not listing autistic as the bad things. Can you explain why you are not listing autism as bad? I think people are happier and smarter when they are not autistic.
>>32226300Because I am autistic so it would be nice to meet a girl who was similar to myself. (Assuming high functioning)
>>32226300Autistic bitches are easier to talk to because they are logical like men.
girls do the boys know about your beef stroganoff?
TIME SENSITIVE QUESTIONI'm ordering a calzone. BBQ Base is my favourite base but it has fewer toppings than a Meat one with a tomato base (Chicken, bacon and onions for BBQ vs Chicken, beef, bacon, and pepperoni for meat). Both cost the same. Which should I get?
>>32226318i love tomatoes so i would get tomato base. you are you, so get whatever you didn't get last time.
>>32226318whatever has more stuffget bbq sauce or something.
>>32226307High functioning is not a medical term it's a subjective label
>>32226318The one that would best suit your wallet, eat some now, save the rest for later.
>not an incel, have gf>31>can't stop fappingShouldn't my test be dropping? I think about sex all day every day. Even at work I crank one out, sometimes 2-3 times. How can I stop this? Certainly not getting paid as much as I'd like but it's regular enough for a normal person my age.
>>32226326>>not an incel, have gfstopped reading right there
I'm super hungry haven't eaten anything for a couple days but I check in at the top of the healthy BMI so it's not like I'm going to starveI really want to go out and get some quick food but also I don't.Why spend the money, you know?just man things
>>32226327Why?
>>32226331Not an incel, have gf.
>>32226320>>32226321>>32226324Thanks anons. I don't hate tomato or anything, so I got tomato base because it has more fillings and is (in theory) better value for money. Shall be feasting tonight.
>>32226278:*
>>32226332Still don't understand
>>32226339don't car
>>32226130my exes go on 4chan so heeey. or not lol.>>32226047play pink pony club by chappel roan, but light tan/light brown okay tooI've onl ever been with cut bois>>32226157nerdy/geeky pretty boy twinks in aprons>>32226205i agree with >>32226214 >>32226217>>32226234i want one bf/husband and enjoy my male friends and my dad is cool>>32226259mental health crisis? manic yikes moment? that sucks so awkward>>32226191cute. ngl i've listened to robot bf asmr, i rwally enjoy scifi
Post genderWhat's your ultimate comfort activity? The thing the picks you up at your lowest? Makes me sound like a man child but mine is eating fast food + watching certain cartoons. Been binging Regular Show recently, very comfy.
Why does my sister leave cunt blood soaked wads of toilet paper in the shitbowl? Like, she's conscious enough to bury her used tampons under the snotrags and hair trimmings in the waste basket, but she doesn't flush her bloody tp, or clean her diarrhea shitmarks, or flush her discharge.Is this common for women?
>>32226346Give her a kiss for me.
>>32226344Watching ghibli movies with gf or partnerPreferably howl's moving castle, valley of the wind or Princess Mononoke
>>32226349N-no thanks (her ex gave her mono)
>>32226351>monowats is dat
>>32226341CNC machines arent scifi
GenderShould we retvrn to tradition or embrace the futureIn your country, relationship wise, etc
>>32226246I stopped using Reddit after, time and time again, I would open up a thread and a lot of people would comment the same exact thing. And I mean exact, like using the same phrases and words. Either they're a hivemind of NPCs or bots either way I want no part in that.
>>32226352its past ur bed time johnny. it is skool nite toneigh...
>>32226358nuh uh, mom said I can stay up late.
>>32226355FFuture plz
>>32226355I hate sounding like a centrist but a little bit of both. If I had to choose tradition I guess, modern dating seems to make everybody miserable, but I also hate it when people over romanticise the past.
>>32226355MPic-related.
>>32226344mlistening to hyperpop for hours on end whilst browsing wikipedia, its strange but very relaxing
>>32226353tfw they made it real. desu i just went on a tangent changing subject my b
>>32226344Mgoing on a walk to the forrest bench next to the river
>>32226341>heeey. or not lol>I've only ever been with cut boiswe're good
>>32226241With that job her work will check on who she dates to make sure they arent a spy.Some fed is going to read all ur shitposts
Reminder that this is the kind of person who we are taking advice from
>>32226374I actually feel guilty, and I didn't even reply. She's such an unfortunate shape.
>>32226350Sounds nice.Although I'd swap Howl's with Kiki's Delivery Service.
>>32226374Havent seen such savage bullying simce we made that guy cut his own kenny powers looking hair
>>32226374This is a big win for the men here, now we know EXACTLY why the femposters are so bitter
>>32226337My turn is soon right?
>>32226344FListening to music, pacing, writing, crying
>>32226374Given the replies I feel like I've missed something...
>>32226389Just some random people attempting to tear someone down rather than, you know, give advice
>>32226374>>32226378>>32226383QRD?
>>32226344Hunting. I just go out in the woods alone or out to the prairie with my dog, listen to the quiet, maybe shitpost a little or explore some old farm, and if I’m lucky I bring home dinner. Honorable mention to drinking a whiskey and coke in my garage while I smoke and shitpost.
Fatshaming is such a banal and boring way of bullying. But I guess none of you are ready for that convo yet.
>>32226399I'm fat and balding, don't I know it, doesn't stop most people I meet in real life though.
>>32226383and it's for her own good. Hopefully instead of picking up ben and jerry's ice cream to wail, she will pick up gym membership.
>>32225953>>32226374>>32226391Im not sure what astonishes me more.That you were too lazy to look up, or that I wasnt
>>32226399I just wish 4chan's fatshaming was more creative
>>32226399I don't think they should be shamed, or feel ashamed. It's just a bad thing, like I'm addicted to drugs, it's ruining my health, wouldn't wish it on anyone. At the same time, I'm aware I actively ended up in this mess. Do fat people not feel the same way about themselves?
>>32226412You can be genetically more predisposed to being fat.You can't be genetically more predisposed to abuse drugs.
>>32226415Its the opposite actually
>>32226415Actually retarded and false.
>>32226415Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>32221747What the hell lol? I'm the opposite of a PUA, I'm not attracted to just random women>>32221827This is also hearsay kek, I'm literally a civil servant and good boi>>32225629>biological female version of yourselfI would bang Kloe ngl
>>32226290not my post I'm just translating
>>32226415You can be genetically predisposed to both
>>32226415Didn't know top scientists visited 4chan.
>>32226415>americans
>>32226270just talk to girls like you talk to guys if they hug you they hug you, don't force anything. If they seem reciprocal to your affections, escalate.
>>32225559Of course>>32225509I still have an original copy of this on VHS at home kek, one of my fav Hallowe'en movies
are there really people ITT that don't realize that although pretty much everyone can lose weight, that there are genetic factors that make it more difficult
>>32226374Literally what are you doing. She was deliberately sticking her stomach out as far as she could, and she took everyone's comments with good humour
I don't eatI don't sleepI do nothing but think of you
>>32226344I love Regular Show dudeHave you also seen Close Enough?>>32226081PPG was incredible seasons 1-3, the rest is mid at best>>32225889I still have this on VHS at home kek, great Hallowe'en cartoon>>32225713Real...I see the same cute girl on the bus every day to work who always smiles at me but I've never said a word to her
>>32226443Not worth having that conversation here
I feel bad for that femanon but what girl in their right mind actually posts pictures of herself on 4chan of all places? I'm an attention whore but even I know if I post a pic on here, I'll end up with even worse self-esteem than I already have.
Embarrassing femanon by wearing crappy clothes and giving her the broke baby daddy hug in the store
>>32226443when you say>more difficultdo you imply to say>it's an excuse to be lazybecause you are totally right. It's more difficult for some people. There is no reason for them to be fat, they just need to calories in - calories out
>>32226443>fatty complaining about weight lossMany such casesHow about you come back when you have some real life problems? Like being 33 and part of high society that has women who won't look at you unless you make at least 6 figures.
>>32226419>>32226420>>32226422>>32226427>>32226430>>32226436>crackheads trying to find genetic reasoning as to why they're miserable addicts
>>32226455Maybe her self esteem is fine.Didn't look like it was supposed to be a flattering pic and she hasn't responded to any of it
>>32226448You talking about the OG PPG? No shit, those old episodes are fucking classic. The reboot was cancer and where that goofy pedo is getting his weird fart clips.
>>32226459Proposensity to become addicted can be genetic you retard
>>32226448>Have you also seen Close Enough?I haven't, been a bit apprehensive about watching "adult" shows from people who made good children's cartoons because I fear they'll suck ass (never watched Inside Job for the same reason). That being said I've never heard anything negative about it either.
>>32226372I had a security clearance in 2016-2018 so I'm pretty sure they've seen all of my posts and yours by proxy
>>32226459Nah you're just dumb
>>32226459>literally everyone in medicine will claim a higher predisposition to drug abuse for people with family historiesI wish it wasn't true, but it is.
>>32226458Just get a better job. Same way fatties can just lose weight, you can just get a better job if you work hard enough.
>>32226463You can avoid taking drugs completely.You can't avoid eating.
>>32224639Bc I haven't killed myself yet>>32226415>You can't be genetically more predisposed to abuse drugs.You can though lmfao
>>32226437I don't know how to talk to guys either though.
>>32226457Everyone in the world would be trilingual and be super fit mega chads by this logic.>all you need to do is study daily>all you need to do is exercise several times a weeekI agree that everyone can lose weight and a lot of people use genetic factors as an excuse, but it isn't easy and sometimes the factors that make it difficult make it insurmountable to people in certain places in their lives.>>32226458Just get a better job lol? It's just that easy
>>32226443What's genetically stopping you from not eating? That's not even an action, it's an INaction.I get we're driven to hunger and there's the whole reward mechanism, so that's along the same lines as addiction. Hope anyone who has it can find a way to get off that metaphorical treadmill and onto an actual one.
Why do girls have great handwriting and guys have mid-shit handwriting?
>>32224639Waiting on the calzone I ordered ^_^
>>32226469Posts like this remind me why I should never take any "advice" on this board seriously
>>32226477because if a guy has nice handwriting you call him gay so he backtracks
So this girl I've been hanging out with mentioned that she's throwing a Hallowe'en party at hers on Thursday, but didn't invite me...It would be super lame to mention it to her again and try invite myself right? Presumably she's just doing something with some close friends and having a chill one. Also I don't have a cool costume and our washing machine's still broken...
ITT: /fit/tards spend more time shitting on fat people than they do improving themselves in ways that aren't physical
>>32226455True, I posted a fat pic once and I don't know what I was thinking. Definitely didn't help
>>32226469I'm the original drugsanon and I completely agree.You can avoid overeating however, which is what we're talking about. At rest your body is using up calories, that's just how the universe functions.
>>32226468>>32226474>went to pharmacy school>hated it and dropped out>currently trying to get my computer science degree>getting my ass raped by difficult classesI make $20 as a pharmacy tech and it's not enough to impress these chicks. Not even close. Hopefully I finish with school before I'm 35 or I might be cooked fr fr no cap.
>>32226465Fuck.Tell them it was just a joke for me.Did they really not razz you about this site?
>>32226476>What's genetically stopping you from not eating?You know the sensation of hunger is something we developed to survive, right? Like we evolved to feel hungry.
>>32226476NTA, I think the original anon dismissing how bad addiction can be is stupid, but it's not as easy as "not eating" when that can cause its own issues. It's finding that perfect balance of eating well but not eating too much which varies from person to person and is easy to overshoot, especially if you've grown up on american portions and even smaller servings being loaded with hundreds of calories.
>>32226477I know a few guys with nice hand writing, but yeah it's mediocre at best 90% of the time. I couldn't tell you why, mine has even sub standard even for a dude. One memory I can't shake is being shouted at by a teacher when I was 8, because when I was working really hard to write better she accused me of "scribbling all over the page". It was so illegible to her she refused to acknowledge it was writing.
Why don't fat girls want to date fat guys?Do they seem themselves as superior to their counterpart?
>>32226490You do realize that 4chan isn't the van exploding boogyman it once was anymore, right?
>>32226489>tried diet>hated it and stopped>tried more exercise>getting my ass raped by difficulty caused by fatnessWow... it's almost as if different problems can be more difficult to others for different reasons... whoa...
>tfw was hanging out with some stacies tonight and they were talking about the "hear me out" meme and making cakes with their bfs etc.I thought I was starting to understand women but holy shit lol. Some of the stuff they find attractive vs. icks them is mind-boggling to me. I think this solidifies my view that us moids are much more simple and predictable creatures in terms of attraction...This has shot me through, I'm actually going to sleep cause have work early...
>>32226498Women are always "supposed" to date up, that's all
>>32226493Right, but becoming overweight isn't conducive to survival, is it?
>>32226502There he goes slamming pussy every single day
>>32226483>Also I don't have a cool costume and our washing machine's still broken...Laundromat/thrift store time!
>>32226372No they won’t. They just make you do the full spectrum polygraph. They don’t give a shit about your personal life just if you’re a spy or not. They use compartmentalization and intranet to protect most secrets.
>>32226498I do wanna date fat guys. The guy I'm hoping to marry is fat. Though recently he's been trying to lose the weight which, while I support him trying to better himself, does make me kinda sad cause I genuinely prefer fatties. I won't ever say that to him though because his health is more important than what makes my pussy wet.
>>32226448>PPG was incredible seasons 1-3, the rest is mid at bestTo this day HIM is one of my favorite cartoon villains.>>32226464>never watched Inside Job for the same reasonInside Job is decent. Not amazing, but decent.
>>32226500To be fair, being skinny and handsome will get you laid. But it won't give you a long-lasting relationship. >t. skinny and handsome but broke because brain problems and lack of immediate gratification
>>32226386Yeah
>>32226508Unironically my day off plan on Thurs was laundromat + thrift store but I still don't feel like I should invite myself to her party, if she wanted me there she'd have invited me right? Anyway honestly a chill night in to give out candy and watch Hocus Pocus and The Craft or something would be nice>>32226506Nah only pussy I had was feeding the catsTired after 11 hour shift today so dipping
>>32226519Lying, lolYour dick is literally in a bitch right now.
>>32226505Being overweight (to a certain extent) is a positive trait if resources are scarce. Also being overweight isn't inherently bad on its own as much as the issues that tend to be associated with being overweight are being handled.
Men I've been paying for a gym membership and not using it :/ I think I'm going to cancel it and try to go this last week and make it worth some money. But shit I really fell off
>>32226520Bro I'm literally about to go to sleep on my own and maybe watch an episode of Hello Kitty if I can't sleepActually Catnip would be my "hear me out" she is such an icon
>>32226522I don't think you can call this one any kind of social construct. If your mobility and general health are worsened, it's not society's perspective that just needs to look at it differently. You have a health problem.
>>32226512But are you fat yourself?
>>32226529Sleep is euphemism for MFFF foursome and hello kitty is crack cocaine
>>32226505I mean, humans put on weight for a reason. The fat is supposed to be reserves in case food ever becomes scarce. It's just that we live in times where that's no longer a real concern, but our brains haven't evolved that fast. But because of this, not eating just makes you more prone to weight gain because if you starve yourself, you're body is essentially like "see? I was right, we did need these fat reserves!" and starts storing even more fat to prepare for another starvation period.
I hate everyone and just want some alcohol.
Calzone's in. They skimped on the filling, shoulda just gone with BBQ. Oh well.
>>32226533I haven't done coke in many weeks and I don't smoke crackAlso I'm khv and hello kitty is a comfort show
>>32226531Yeah. I'm a fatty who wants another fatty so we can both eat to our hearts content in peace. And maybe work out together for health reasons but with the knowledge that neither of us will judge each other for any potential lack of progress.
>>32226536Sorry, anon. I would have +1'd your BBQ choice. You have good taste.
>>32226534My liver is detoxing the poisons I attack my body with. That's its purpose and I'm really fucking glad it's done its job so far.Wounds heal, etc etc. I'm not advocating for shaming, and I absolutely think food standards/availability and cooking education should be better. But you bear some responsibility.
>>32226499I realize very little>>32226510How do you know this?
>>32226539Lying again, post dick right now and prove it's not literally in a pussy, you can't.
My hot take is noone gets fat without drinking their calories, whether it be soda or alcohol or fruit drinks/smoothies etc. And so the easiest way to lose weight is just to cut those things out and drink more water.
>>32226540I'm not even fat and I think I'd let you eat to your heart's content (if you weren't fat). But if you're fat and I see you snacking on candy bars and chips and sodas and other junk food all day long, then you'd better believe we're gonna have some unpleasant discussions about your shitty habits.
>>322257512yeah this is basically my fantasy too but I'm a dude
>>32226535based anon I will drink to that
>>32226530>reframing the point in an entirely different way to demonize fat peopleClassic. Anyways, being overweight (to an extent) is a good trait in a non-civilized society because it allows you to... y'know... survive without food longer. You can actually be just about as healthy being overweight if you wanted to, the problem is that being overweight makes being healthy harder. There are healthier fat people than you (fact), they're just rare because typically fatness comes with a whole host of other issues (poor diet, poor exercise, etc.)Anywho, I will "concede" this argument because retards on 4chan don't understand the problem of being overweight because they either haven't dealt with it or dealt with it in circumstances where it was a far easier task to overcome.
>>32225839Because I will be a spot of light in a hard time lol and I am pretty slick and useful. I am good at foraging and looting>>32226552Hey whats up
>>32226550Giving up alcohol (mostly beer) one of my first struggles was eating. How the fuck do people eat so much? Took me a while to adjust to eating more than 1,000 calories in a day.
>>32226519Do it. Go to the party. Have fun.
>>32226535Recently I had a drink for the first time in nearly a year and I realised how much calmer it made me feel.
>>32226539What's up with that? You coward don't even smoke crack.
>>32226546I’m a veteran and had a TS-SCI. They show you a lot of crazy shit but anything that important falls strictly under compartmentalization protocols and they aren’t exactly emailing the nuclear codes or schematics to one another
>tfw fat and happier and more successful than most of the non-fat people herefeels good man
>>32226551But to not be fat, I cannot eat to my heart's content. Or else I would have never gotten fat to begin with. Though I don't really like soda (carbonation is disgusting, though I've been trying to adapt to it so I can drink diet sodas for my sugar fix) and I tend to not buy many sugary snacks, it's just that I like high calorie meals. Like I'm not stuffing my face all day long but goddammit a big mac meal is delicious but that alone is over half of my daily calories.
>>32226554Monsieur œuf, are you a beer guy or a wine guy?
Why don't the lonely single femcels just date fat and balding people?
>>32226559Being a drunk makes it hard to eat in general. Your body craves booze more than food and booze tends to make it hard to keep food down if you're drinking 24/7. Either way, the way you eat is typically a habit. Using adderall for many years conditioned me to eat smaller portions once I started discovering that I'd lose my appetite after a few bites of foods with high caloric density. I used to always get massive portions that I'd never finish, but I've gotten better at listening to my body rather than my brain (for the most part, at least).
>>32226569as you get older you realize, having a loving girlfriend or wife is way, way more of an achievement than just being ripped and/or rich. anyone can get muscles and money, there's no known or guaranteed path to being worthy of love as a man
>>32225902MI can do the helicopter
>>32226465Lmao, not wanting people reading the shit I post online is part of the reason I don't even apply for jobs that need security clearance.
>>32226576Because they're idiots that don't realize that even a fat guy can make them happy
>>32226576Because I am fit and want a guy I can exercise with
>>32226576>>32226584>If you're starving, why don't you eat the dog-turd covered half-eaten hotdog in the dumpsterThat's how you retards sound.M btw
>>32226571A big mac meal isn't even fatass food. Might be for a female who is trying to eat less than 2k calories a day, though. You have to find ways to condition yourself to eat foods you enjoy less. Treating them like rewards is the only way to adjust yourself to a lifestyle that isn't entirely decadent foodstuffs. How much do you weigh and what's your height, anon, if you don't mind me asking.
>>32226589LOL XD FAT PEOPLE BAD ROFL...did I do it right?
>>32226589>That's how you retards sound.Actually, that's how you sound, Anon.
>>32226588Roll his fat ass up a hill. Sisyphusmax.
kek i see more fat dudes nowadays in happy relationships than musclebros, i love the /fit/bro seethe in thread rn tho
There's a girl on one of my classes that is just so comically gorgeous she could possibly be a model. When I think about the fact some men just get to constantly date women like that I feel so fucking annoyed.
>>32226583I actively shitposted to /pol/ in 2016 while I had my clearance. I shared a barracks with the intel guys. They are us.
>>32226589That doesn't even sound that unreasonable. It's like how in Dr. Stone they point out that the refinement of modern people's palette would make it fucking impossible for them to survive back during the stone age due to the lack of tasty foodstuffs. They'd rather die than eat something that doesn't fit their concept of tasty lmao.
>>32226591I just know that YOU wouldn't actually date a woman you found unattractive.
Men, I want a Robert Bobroczkyi bf.Thoughts?
>>32226588>fat people are incapable of exerciseit's funny because i'm sure a fat guy would love to exercise with you if you gave him the chance, so that's a shitty excuse
>>32226598Don’t care. I’m skinny, sexy, miserable, and I wouldn’t have it any other way.
>>32226603ok.
>>32226601It’s also a bullshit premise. Most people from first world countries just haven’t ever been legitimately hungry.
>>32226596That's dumb and demeaning >>32226605Sure but I'm not willing to beg and plead if he doesn't want to. All my vacations involve some kind of extreme sport and if he can't participate I'll be sad
>>322260612nd
>>32226565>"the money to different...">>32226561I'm not just gonna crash her party but I feel lame about asking >>32226547I'm not taking a pic of my willy rn but it's comfortably in my jogger bottoms as I am watching Jem and the Holograms on my tablet rn and drinking white wine with the cat on the bed (only pussy I am getting rn)
>>32226614Literally having sex with drunk bitches you picked up right now.getting head while shit posting is crazy.
>>32226610>Most people from first world countries just haven’t ever been legitimately hungry.That's a pretty fair point.
How many melatonins do I have to take if I fell asleep at 6am last night
>>32226341>just okay*sigh
>>32226161Yeah they can bro, literally a sound in the Russian alphabet
>>32226603>t. Morgan Geyser
>>32226611That's a more reasonable take, although depending on the sport I'm sure a lot of dudes would love to try as long as it was at least physically possible for him or if he could still somehow participate in a meaningful way
>>32226344Cuddling with cute girl (i have none rn)
>>32226621Melatonin doesnt really make you sleep like that. You need gaba activating drugs. And, even then, they don't work for everyone.
>>32226618Anon this meme is getting really old iclI am a crazy cat uncle incel just deal with it please
>>32226628Yea of course. Theres plenty of fit fat guys and plenty of unfit skinny guys. I just want someone who can keep up and have fun with me
>>32226539are you that london anon
>>32226634Lying, you talk with bitches constantly, you sipping champagne off their titties in the club you frequentyou join orgies every other week.
>>32226590>Might be for a female who is trying to eat less than 2k calories a day, thoughIDK, there are plenty of days where I'll only eat one meal, but that meal is a fast food meal, yet I'm still a fatty. Idk exactly how many calories I need, but since I'm pretty sedentary, I'm thinking if I try to stick around 1500 calories or less a day, I might be able to drop the pounds. >How much do you weigh and what's your height, anon, if you don't mind me asking.I'm 5'9 but I have no clue how much I weigh, I don't own a scale and it's been over 3 years since I last went to the doctor and got weighed. I think at the time I was like 290 pounds or so. I've probably gained weight since then, but I still fit into my clothes from that time, so I just assume I'm at 300 and will probably kill myself if I find out I'm more.I'm honestly not that concerned about being skinny, I wear the weight pretty well (it primarily goes to my tits and hips, though I do still have a tummy) so I kinda like having the ideal BBW body, but it's getting to the point where I'm genuinely concerned about arm rests on public seating, so I wanna lose just enough that I'm not worried about seat widths. If I can get below 17 inches at my widest when sitting, I'll be happy.
>>32226409LMAO I missed this>>32226374humpty dumpty lookin mfer waddling into thread like>>32226390idk i might need it boredom be striking, artists gotta art>>32226344regular show is awesome. i love cartoons! cuddling my cat and going outside to touch grass, listening to music. i went on /co/ earlier and got a hit of happy feels. makes me wanna get back into animation or doodling again. I also like going on wiki binges like another anon said>>32226477my handwriting is really small, thin, and slanted. idk if that's nice>>32226502lol what were the hear me outs? it's a hilarious trend might encourage fun cosplays for couples to bond over
>>32226572im destroy my liver with vodka and rum kinda guy
>>32226635Just say you think fat people are disgusting and move on, I don't get what's even the point from skirting and sugar coating your opinion.
>>32226584>a fat guy can make them happyDoubtful. Being fat is a sign of low self-control and emotional restraint. Not to mention that they tend to have smaller dicks (low testosterone during teenage years), will have worse physical performance, will always make them wish for someone better and will most likely die prematurely.
me on the right realizing im happier than most of the depressed "handsome" men here
>>32226647>happily dies at 32 from a stroke
>>32226646kek, keep at it, seething gymbro
>>32226642>what were the hear me outsSome wild shit.. the train from the magic roundabout... the dog from Wallace and gromit... the mustang from cars... the stripy fish from finding nemo... and the wolf from nu pagadi...
>>32226651I'm not him, I just joined the discussion. But it's all true.
>>32226650>unhappily dies at 31 from suicide
>>32226539didnt know many weeks was 2 days
>>32226655It isn't though, but keep repeating your /fit/ rhetoric that makes you feel good about yourself
Girls can I install your software?
Fit men of 4chan, why is it that you feel the need to shame fat people instead of trying to genuinely help them or be kind?
>>32226640>300lbs>5'9Holy shit, yeah-- you need to starting seeing a physical trainer or something and focus intensely on losing weight. I'm 5'8 and ~175 (and MALE) and my mom and sister (who are admittedly insane) keep giving me grief for being fatter than I used to be.Even if you have a cute face, I couldn't be with a chick as fat as you without becoming highly critical of your eating habits. You need to start keeping a food journal and counting your calories. Otherwise you'll be single and miserable forever.
>>32226645I think fat people are fat for a reason, usually. If you are not used to moving your body we won't get along
>>32226660Yeah, for sure fatso. Can't wait to be at your funeral in 20 years.
>>32226647I was pretty much dateless when I was in the best shape of my life. It worked for nudes, but irl I only got compliments from men and 0 girls.
Females, read this.
>>32226642>fun cosplays for couples to bond overHaha... yeah... :D )':>>32226637I moved to Norf FC, can't afford to live in London without being in the endz risking a chefing every day>>32226657KekAnon if has been weeks :_; (I'm still drinking daily tho)>>32226639K wish Anon
>>32226670And no one will be at yours (not even me) in 5 years after you kys after realizing no one likes assholes
Most fat people are fat because they are undernourished so they eat more to get more nutrients than people with better diets.
>>32226667we don't hate fat people, we hate the idea of fat acceptance and the idea that women are beautiful no matter how badly they let themselves go. nobody shittalks a fat person when they see them in the gym
Women, would you date a fat and balding guy?
>>32226642anon :3 goes to art school. You might like her if you see her on ever. What stuff did you draw + what music?
>>32226667The only help I can offer them is to either stop eating or at the very least stop eating slop and drinking soda. But they never listen because they are shit people.
>>32226676this is genuinely true in some cases but im sure some retards here will come in to say it's untrue and call fat people gross
If this thread continues in this direction I will irreversably derail it. You have been warned.
>>32226675>no one likes assholesOh nonono who's going to tell the naive fattie?
post your favorite halloween contenthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMVHscj6Rfg
>>32226677Yeah but I see more fat shittalking here than anywhereSomeone mentions they're fat and everyone start assuming the worst instead of giving suggestion or encouragementIf I were fat I'd want someone to give me good advice on how to lose weight (and no, not "lol just eat less XD") and not "you are disgusting and emotionally unbalanced and you will suffer for your sins, cretin"
>>32226526The treadmill calls your name
>>32226627Cheese toxicity in wisonsin
>>32226681>never listen because they are shit peopleEveryone ITT is a shit person right now because it's people flinging shit at other humans providing no useful information to help anyone growThis might as well be /b/ at this point because no one here is even attempting to give advice
>>32226661No. It has a virus (congenital HPV).
>>32226558What kind of apocalypse tho? Nuclear? Zombies?
>>32226678Yes because I'm not shallow
>>32226684Quick little debate about religion? The ethics of circumcision? America's (incorrect) tipping culture?
>>32226477
>>32226676This is absolutely the case. Most people in developed countries eat less than 60 grams of protein a day and close to 3000 calories at the same time. They basically live off sugar.There's a term for that, nutritional desert of nutrient starvation or something like that.
>>32226668>Otherwise you'll be single and miserable forever.Oh I already have a man who's into me. Finding a man isn't the issue. Plus I don't think I'd be able to date a guy who only showed interest in me after losing weight, because I'd constantly be worried if he'd leave me if I put the weight back on. Especially since I want kids and won't be thinking about hitting the gym when I have a toddler to care for. Any weight loss is solely for health/convenience reasons, and I'm only willing to date other fatties who can't judge, or men who have been with fatties before.
>>32226672I'm not joking when I say that the happiest couples I see involve at least one fat person.
>>32226674>I moved to Norf FCexplains the coke ig
>>32226661Sure. I'll plug my hardware into you~
What is this annoying AI thing google is doing now and how do I make it stop
>>32226697I'll derail this thread by stating that male circumcision isn't even 5% as bad as 4chan tries to make it
>>32226689I've just been working out at home I couldn't be bothered to go there
>>32226688>If I were fat I'd want someone to give me good advice on how to lose weight (and no, not "lol just eat less XD") and not "you are disgusting and emotionally unbalanced and you will suffer for your sins, cretin"the world is a mean place and different motivations work for different people. I know I'd probably not be as physically strong and into combat sports as I am now if I wasn't bullied in high school P.E. by the jocks, life is strange and sometimes what actually works isn't just direct encouragement/advice
>>32226698Everything after the "w" isn't amazing. But at least it's legible
>>32226701>I'm only willing to date other fatties who can't judge, or men who have been with fatties before.Fair enough, that's a pretty legit strategy.
>>32226698not joined up/10
>>32226695Don't give them hope, hun.
>>32226697"Which Deschanel sister is the hot one?"
>>32226642Have you ever had a Wigan kebab
>>32226710Trust me, fat people get enough bullying, if it worked, they'd all be chads
>>32226707You can't remove it, you will get your AIslop and you WILL like it :)
>>32226694I dunno those types of movies scare me too much
>>32226707Lol, just ask it how dummy
>>32226707>answers your question Maybe just close your eyes?
>>32226698Very neat but that's not cursive anon
>>32226714I'll give whoever I want hope, you don't control me. I like fat dudes, I like fit dudes, I like any dude that's nice and has a good sense of humor. Do I prefer fit dudes? Sure. Am I going to count someone out because they're fat? No, because I'm not a shallow bitch
>>32226692The reality is that there is nothing to be said. Everyone knows that it's bad and there's nothing I can say that will change them. As for concrete political measures, other than specific things like changing the composition of school meals, all the truly effective measures like outright banning some sorts of food or imposing quotas would be opposed by the same population that needs them the most.
>>32226707Which gender are you asking? I need to know if I can answer.
>>32226399I don’t fat-shame, and it’s not really much of a convo. Don’t fat-shame, end of convo
>>32226724Handwriting means cursive?
>>32226699A "food desert" is a place where their only reliable option for a meal is a fast food joint. It happens out in the sticks where the poverty rate is high and most people don't own a vehicle to get them 15+ miles to the nearest grocery store.
>>32226477Because I like writing.
What if I just tell every woman I know that I love them? I'm going to.
>>32226729I fat shame. My family fat shames. We don't want fatties around.
>>32226477We posting hand writing?
>>32226727>there is nothing to be saidOf course there are things to be said. You wouldn't say the same thing about gaining muscle.
we should start fitshaming
>>32226731Shit's fucked. Fast food is expensive, too. It really is one of those situations where the poor get poorer.
>>32226698Mine is far worse and I couldn't be arsed to care. But after reading pic related, I'm starting to think that taking up calligraphy might not be such a bad idea.
>>32226743Yeah it's a pretty shitty situation to be in. Can't imagine how much effort it would take to pull oneself out of a lifestyle like that.
M hereState your gender in the reply, but I'm primarily seeking women's adviceI've met a woman on Tinder (not her in the pic btw) on a date and it went great. She was really hot and nice and we hit it off pretty well.However, I always make my due diligence when I go on a date and research my potential partner, and I found out she has a criminal record, including being charged for assault, stealing, and sexual abuse of a minor. They're all over a decade old though, and I don't think she can be THAT bad now.Do I keep going with her or do i break it off? Right now I'm leaning towards the former.
>>32226740There's a lot to say about gaining muscle because it's a complex subject with multiple different factors, but with obesity that is not the case. The only solution is eating less. Particularly added sugars, which you can completely remove from your diet.
>>32226748FHot girls get away with anything :(
>>32226720Can't have an apocalypse without a theme. I have to know what were hiding from.
>>32226750>The only solution is eating less.KEK
>>32226750
>>32226741okay you startI just did 5k, abs workout and 50 pull ups. Tomorrow having a bouldering session.
>>32226748MWithout knowing the details, I would say flee. People don't change.
>>32226748Has she recovered? Does it seem like she'll reoffend? I mean the alternative is she just never lives a life, or something.
>>32226755you sound really fucking boring
Reminder that Walter White is a realistic depiction of the white man's struggles.
i've spent the last five days doing nothing but crying and masturbating. i'm sore and my eyelids are puffy. i kind of thought i could out feel-good the bad feelings but i can't. i just want to be calm. i'm a big mess.i don't have advice to ask for i just want to say to men here please, please value how steady your head is all the time. it's a super power.
>>32226706I need houseware as well as security ware and officeware for the office in the house k.
>>32226750>completely remove sugar from your dietA keto diet is no joke, anon. You go through a period of sugar withdrawal, and then going back to carbohydrates also causes you to undergo a brief period of extreme sickness.
>>32226761are you female or male
>>32226761I'm sleep deprived and read that as Men please value how much is on your head.
>>32226761what caused this?
>>32226765>say to men>feelingsThat's a woman, anon.
>>32226761Lady Murasaki, is that you? Can you write another >>32226744 for me?
>>32226752Okay you pick but not anything too scary
>>32226477MRate the scribbles
>>32226755>50 pull upsHow many in a row and what time?
>>32226774The quick brown frog jumps over the long dog?
>>32226763I'm not saying to remove sugars, that's not a good idea. Remove ADDED sugars. Do keep eating rice, potatoes, pasta and things like that.Also, I've done zero carb cycles in the past and it's no big deal. I think I went for 3 months and I didnt really feel anything different after the fact.
>>32226774As my supervisor would say, nice chicken shit (er, scratch).
>>32226761I can fix you
>>32226772The safe ones are boring though, I need something I can protect you from. Plus what kind of nor-scary apocualyses are there, kitten apocalypse?
>>32226734what do you write about
>>32226777>long dogIt says lager donger, pleb.
Why are women like this?>marry superchad>have a great family with him>cheat on him with some brazilian jiu jitsu coach>divorce and pretend its because he chose to play one more season of football despite knowing its not going to be many more seasons.>start having his kids and not thinking how her children will feel
>>32226767i just started feeling like this really intensely out of nowhere it's literally my body. and probably some mental issues
>>32226774>Vhe quick brown fox ??? over the lagg dog
>>32226687>>32226761>men here please, please value how steady your head is all the timeI mean I have bipolar but thanks babe
>>32226788>why are women like this>one woman does thisEvery time.
>>32226788>be famous and beautiful>constantly have to deal with other high society and gorgeous people wanting to fuck youIt's a confusing life of prestige and debauchery, anon. Their kids will be fine (as in fucked up, but rich enough to deal with it).
>>32226793women do this more than men
>>32226724
>>32226788David Beckham is gay. And probably emotionally unavaliable.
>>32226687https://youtu.be/Ois3t4mj-EE?si=winGY9QGHS5cqC8s>>32226761Please feel better soon though anon <3
>>32226793>the guy who drew the beer sucks comicLol anon, pls.
>>32226789so it's not because a break up or something like that?you just feel lonely and that's the way you cope with it?
>>32226796Failed, though mine aren't too far behind.
>>32226795Oh yea? Men, who are famous for having secret second families, and multiple baby mommas? Those men?
>>32226777>>32226779>>32226791Don't bully me too much guys I've handwritten things like a dozen times since I left high school
>>32226793Randall Munroe is such a fascinating character. Like he's not writing these 'as characters', it's him. This is how he thinks. It's how he views the world. That's a clever observation he's made.That convention video where he acted 'fake gay' with moot, he was everything I imagined. Love the guy.
>>32226793Nta, but there are plenty of other examples. If 1% millionaire athletes can't keep a bitch happy, other niggas got no chance. You females are just evil creatures.
>>32226802Women do it more
>>32226809Adding another example of female scum.
>>32226639I'm actually upset because I didn't do my Brawlstars dailies today because I was too busy hanging out with these thots trying to be a normie. I bought a cool witch skin for Shelly and I've not even played with her this season. I'm actually upset and am just gonna try sleep now (got another 11 hour shift tomorrow)
>>32226803How old are you, anon? I'm 33 and I still handwrite things all the time (just not in cursive because I'm a huge pleb).
>>32226781how
>>32226814chad shit
>>32226761>https://media1.tenor.com/images/7106845393e9a9d584f82a6d9484c2b0/tenor.gif?itemid=13611267*online hugsorry femanon, it'll get better later
>>32226816Treat you like the lovely creature you are
>>32226801I don’t write in cursive except for signing my name and I don’t have any kinda of fancy signature or anything.
>>32226792wait are you QT? you didn't die?
>>32226775Over 5 sets of 10, with 2-3 minutes rest.
>>3222681520
>>32226812kekI had a chick pull that shit from Rick and Morty on me on Hinge once (I might be too boring for you). I'm pretty sure what she meant was that she thought I was batshit insane and that I scared her, which sounds about right. Being on a drunken bender and sending intense messages to chicks you have never met doesn't lend itself to favorable circumstances in my experience.
>>32226707I removed it! May Allah forgive me for uttering this word, but reddit had the answer
>>32226821I don’t have a signature either but I kinda want one. Nike has ever stuck with me. Maybe I will learn shorthand or whatever for it.
I would post handwriting but I gotta do stuff rn. Someone do a Post Handwriting (cursive or/and normal) in the next thread
>>32226824>hasn't handwritten anything in 2+ yearsAnon, you need to get your shit together ASAP. Don't make me come find you.
>they ignored my handwritingit's over.
>>32226800no, not a dating thing, there's none of that in my life. i just got crushed in feelings and it got out of hand. i didn't even plan on it i only just now realized i lost like a week in a haze mode
Can anyone explain to me the meaning of this picture?tanks you
>>32226785Usually just notes at work. I keep a journal, but nowadays I spend more time typing out my thoughts than jotting them down.
>>32226654lmao like dis? needs moe aged up yakko from animaniacs >>32226674haha same we can be in fee fees together :'D>>32226680i do think i like anon :3! i'm self taught i've posted my art here before, I feel like art school is good for the art history aspect and networking possibly for sure. i saw realistic portraits but also dabble in anime and cartoony stuff, i want to do more monster girl/boys and fanart for soul. i like a lot of emo/math-rock/goth/pop-punk/litty irish pub music, fairypop like zheai, hyperpop, acoustic indie shizz, oldies like I'm listening to teenage monster by keytones rn. >>32226716naw! souns... interesting.
>>32226835
>>32226793I think men will fuck some groupie but ending a marriage and having kids at this age while having a family isnt common amongst rich/famous men. Only example i can think of is dave grohl and he got shitted on by everyone when that leaked. everyone lost respect for him.When female celebs do it, there is no backlash because it is expected behavior
>>32226812Bro his name was KAKA . Imagine beign married to someone named DOOKIE POOPY
>>32226818okay those are very cute bears
>>32226830Literally have never had to do it, outside of short notes here and rhere, everything is digital now. I tried journalling once but found it kinda gay and stopped.
>>32226832Which one
>>32226835on the left is an awesome lesbian couple, on the right is an evil intimidating horse
>>32226848Nah, I'm just playing, it's cool
have you ever had a partner who was into completely different music and completely different movies/series? (i mean, they are quite incompatible) was it a big issue?
>>32226846DO IT ANYWAY YOU FAGHOTSOON THESE KIDS CAIN'T WRITE AT ALL AND EYE WON'T HAIVE IT NO SIREE I CANNAE DOET
>>32226849Okay but what is the meaning behind the compositoin of the image? What is the message?
>>32226851No most boys I crushed on was because of their music taste
>>32226851If my gf doesn't like this song, then I have to reeducate her:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbHfqAa_uBk
>>32226851>have you ever had a partnerlol
>>32226851Nay. Only teenage crushes back in the day.
>>32226793Women do it toohttps://archive ph/MTA4t
>>32226569Are you fatter than all the anons here too?
>>32226853it's a black hole joke. the original meme had something there that added meaning and context to the original image and created a joke. it was substituted with something that removes meaning and context and created something with less meaning than the sum of it's parts. which is funny.
>>32226858no potna?
>>32226834how old are you? if you don't mind me asking.has something like this happened to you before?
>>32226865Not one single moment in my life.
>>32226862probably not, but im noticeably fatbut im in a loving relationship and am wealthy and happy and independent (outside of the relationship part)
>>32226852Sir yes sir oorah
>>32226856what taste do i need to have to win your heart?
>>32226867How old are you?
If someone puts single on their Facebook profile, that generally means they’re looking for a relationship right?
>>3222687328.
>>32226820i am not lovely, i am smelly and rude and immature and stubborn
>>32226761I am fully aware that men have all the biological advantages and that we too often take them for granted. For example, we men also don't have to touch the seat when we use public toilets. Every time I pee in a public restroom, I think of you and how rough you have it.I hope you make your way out of this emotional fog soon. Take care.
>>32226879That's okay, we can work on that if you want things to change
>>32226874No.
>>32226851No that's the bread and butter of my personality. Any US anons here who have parents that are melting down over the election? I just want it to be over.
>>32226866nineteen and i guess. i'm getting into smut more than i used to so maybe that's what makes it feel different. i don't know, something feels different in a bad way.
>>32226874no, that generally means they are single
>>32226886Not a burgoidbut man, on twitter right now, this whole election is a fucking joke, lmao.
>>32226890Yup, I'm so jaded and dishearten as an America. We are just such cucks to the corps right now.
>>32226890I'm so goddamn sick of this shit.
>>32226871Love songs :3
>>32226762Do you provide crypto?
>>32226896Postan my favorite love song. https://youtu.be/g2YX0InQlYw
>>32226851>have you ever had a partner who was into completely different musicYes because I was le born in le wrong generation.>and completely different movies/series?No because even if a movie isn't my own personal cup of tea, I can still try to watch it through their eyes and see how it's worthwhile for them.
>>32226894If you told someone in 2012 that David Duke would endorse Jill Stein for president one day you'd have ended up in a padded cell.
>>32226899GAY SPIDER
>>32226890M and also not a burgoid.I would consider myself firmly left-wing. The Democratic party, as always, makes me want to eat my hair. I hate them so fucking much. Absolute professionals at losing the easiest wins ever.
>>32226898I don't have windows, Linux or apple need activation disc please
Men, what do you have to say for yourselves?
>>32226887you just need a bf, i don't think this is unusual, but you should definitely be doing something more productive with your time.
>>32226869Is your partner fat too? Don’t you guys want to be healthy so you get more time together
>>32226911I stopped reading at wives.Eh, nothing I guess, this isn't really addressed to me.
>>32226896no thanks then
>>32226911I don't date women so idk
Do students these days intentionally put spelling and grammar mistakes in their writing so it doesn't get flagged as AI?
Hi femanons need some advice or thoughts. I have been together with my long distance relationship for 5 months and just today she wanted a break from it even though, i asked if she wanted to end it. She says she isn't seeing anyone or that it isn't my fault and it's a one week break to focus on herself but with minimum contact.How likely is she trying to slowly ease me into breaking up? She already had doubts if it would ever work out at the start but we have always talked non stop everyday
>>32226909You do have windows. In fact, I am staring at you through your windows right now, as I play with my penis while grinning psychotically.
>>32226906I've not been following this election, but isn't Kamala projected to win? Why are people saying she's going to lose, now?
>>32226912>you just need a bfi really really know
Is there such thing as a job that doesn’t make you want to kill yourself?
>>32226920Seems like a poor way of doing it. I haven't played with ai much but that seems like it'd be trivial to include in a prompt.
>>32226925People in Trump country surrounded by an echo chamber of MAGA, QAnon, Trump iconography around every corner
>>32226906They probably still will after the boomers die and demo shifts stay the course. Not that anything good will come of it, the abortion question will probably just slowly die away no one will afford a house.
>>32226913My partner is borderline anorexic kekAnd i'm going to live a long life, sorry anon, besides my weight I'm in great shape
>>32226925Nobody wants a woman as president
>>32224984If you have a guy you like why don't you just ask him out? I never understood this mindgame notice me senpai bs. You are on track to get cucked.
>>32226922Hello sir can I get some software? Enter my house and help me install some I really need it.
>>32226896I am a femanon, but I love us atoga women.https://voca.ro/13rmf6WzR5hB
>>32226912>woman is emotionally unstable"get a bf!">man is emotionally unstable"you are not ready for a relationship. you must be a perfect specimen in all ways."
>>32226921ldrs are hard
>>32226925She was trouncing Trump in September, yes. she was doing so well her abyssmal approval ratings became more positive than negative for the first time in 2021.But then I guess a gas leak hit the Democratic HQ and they started ramping up right-wing talking points - saying how they had to ramp up border security, or give more aid to Israel, alienating their left-wing constituents in order to appeal to right-leaning moderates and Republicans (who are never, EVER gonna vote for a black woman as president)So now it's back to majority negative approval rating again.
>>32226935No one wants her. I will not be surprised if America's first lady president is a GOP
>>32226911Not a guy but I don't think married men need lectures on consent from some random twitter retard
>>32226936you're making assumptions that aren't true again, anon.
>>32226925She isn't projected to winShe's projected to lose the electoral college
>>32226925There is no chance that Americans will vote for an Indian woman. Even half-Indian is too much Indian for America. Trump can go onstage tonight and call for selling NASA to Elon Musk, gifting Ukraine to Russia, and implementing total Gazan genocide and he'll still win by a few thousand votes.
>>32226911I’m with her for the sex AND the childrearing, thank you very much!
>>32226925>Why are people saying she's going to lose, now?My understanding is that there has been a recent rush of polls in red states to puff up the numbers on Trump's behalf by adding those results to aggregators. Either way it's a tight race.
>>32226948>No one wants her.You've been taking high doses of goofballs if you think this. She is much more uniting than either Hillary or Joe in 2016 and 2020 respectively, and has the endorsements of Bernie and AOC without the split in the party that made itself obvious via news coverage in either of those two races.
>>32226761Same but I haven't cried in like 2 years. I've been low level for so damn long.
>>32226949She seems that way, but I think the point is more about the alarming amount of people that choose to live on top of each other for the rest of their lives and probably have kids when they aren't even good friends. A spouse should be one of the closest friends you have.
>>32226921jesus christ anon how about you have like 1% trust in her instead?she clearly communicated with you, why not accept it at face value and not overtink it to the fuck for once?
>>32226956Most of the predictions in Trump's favor are either from betting sites or from polling orgs heavily funded by right wing money trying to boost confidence among Republicans. They're not really a reliable indicator of what will happen on Election Day.
>>32226928Yes.
>>32226911Men who don't consider women people are not worth thinking about let alone speaking for. They're only worth guarding against.
>shaved my butt>now my turds stink even worseWat do?
>>3222687528 and you never had a gf? Are you trolling or are you serious?
>>32226969Diet
>>32226966Nate Silver is not a Trumptard
>>32226971
>>32226968Most men who act like they think of women as people are actually "nice guys" who think of women as a utility, a possession, or a means to an end.
>>32226959Where are you seeing this respectfully? The only demographic I find that champion her are well off white women 18-35. Men find her off putting and without a personality and even a lot of my demy friends are reluctant to vote for her.
>>32226967Such as??
>>32226932Why sorry, I’m not rooting for you to die lol.
>>32226974Crab man.Let me boil you.
>>32226971I was 27 before I had a gf.
>>32226911Most women only care about what men provideWI have yet to see a woman who actually likes men
>>32226974I am asking sincerely. What about the girls who asked you out?
>>32226979The theme of this thread has been "fat people deserve to die" so sorry for assuming that
>>32226982No.https://youtu.be/xW17jtkjvvg>>32226985Girls?
>>32226981Why did he get that one? Biggest young awaken of politics was that event
>>32226978Depends on the person.
>>32226928quite a fewfind either something that actually excites you (like, idk, being a police detective and actually solving crimes irl whatever)or something that you can do and everybody will fuck off of you (most factories, dishwashing, maybe some delivery)
>>32226977Is your community rural or urban? Is it majority white or is there a high black, hispanic, indigenous, or non-white immigrant population? Is your community mostly elderly or are there a lot of young professionals and students? These are all going to be factors in what you see around you. In the 2020 election cycle most of the road signs along the exits of I-95 would have had you convinced Trump was bound to win, and he didn't.
>>32226976>Most men who act like they think of women as peopleCan you describe this behavior?I'm just reminded of what Patton Oswalt said about being cautious of focusing on language instead of meaning.A coarse but well meaning idiot is far better than a slick manipulator saying all the right things.I'm a goofball weirdo but I treat people like individuals.
>>32226989>Why did he get that one?Nta but the reasoning is basically non existent. Even Obama himself has joked about not knowing why he received it.
>>32226987Ah okay, I don’t really pay attention. Have a nice long life, fatty.
>>32226988>Girls?Yes. You can't get a gf if you reject everyone.
>>32225032Its an interesting take but I think its a vast simplification. Sure there are the sex addicts who use Tinder and and see love and sex as meat but that's a small minority of the population, not to mention the recent disconnect between love and sex. Also, thanks to the internet there's a giant amount of people who never had a relationship there is a ton of idealism since people are essentially viewing society and relationships through a distorted mirror, basically Plato's cave casting shadows. And these shadows tend to converge into certain clusters, I mean thats basically every alt-culture: femboys, tradwifes, gymcels incels sigma males which has evidently seeped into real-life. I'm pretty sure this is a result of idealism. And to use the cult analogy instead of having like 2 different sex cults there are literally a billion. Because of the internet this is probably the weirdest time in history to live in, that's for sure.
>>32227004Girls don't talk to me, at all.
>>32226989i just explained, for having america lead only two wars at once for a change
>>32226944I know sadly it's my first ldr>>32226963I know she cares about me and i am afraid that's she won't try to directly break up with me.
State gender and ageDo you live somewhere with 4 seasons? Do you like it and why or why not?
>>32227000I wouldn't trust Mr. Rogers from Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood because his "nice guy" act makes me suspect he had children chained up in his basement that he drugged, tortured, and raped.Likewise, I don't trust most "male feminists/allies" or "nice guys", because I suspect something similar in their intentions. And it nearly always reveals itself when you get to know them.
>>32226928Oh yeah. It's just a matter of quality of life and matching tasks to your personality.Of course, loser zoomers who insist that any work is slavery if they're not keeping 100% of the profits are simply lazy faggots who'll never be happy.So, you know, it varies.
>>32227008Unreal. Your reaction pics make me think you're trolling, though.
>>32227002The purpose of a Nobel Peace Prize is political. The committee often awards them as a guilt trip to public officials they want to shame, because they know the coverage will mock them for winning it and create a sense of accountability.
>>32227015If I wasn't posting memes, I'd be slitting my wrists with the box of cheap safety razors I bought 9 years ago, which I'm still going through, they really are so much cheaper, lol.
>>32224568Real question.State gender:How do you define emotional maturity?What makes someone emotionally mature?What makes someone emotionally immature?
>>32227011We have Four Season Mumbai. It is lovely <3
>>32227011F 31Yes but no I don't. I've also lived in Texas and I prefer constant heat at all time. Been outside in 95 plus heat for a few hours? Time for a hot shower.
>>32227011MLive in Canada When it's summer it's blazing hot for 3 months and all I can think is fuck this heat I can't wait until it's winter and when it's winter all I can think is fuck this cold I can't wait till it's summer.
>>32227003I will :D
>>32227024I'm sure the Four Seasons hotel in Mumbai is lovely, but I've always wanted to go to the Four Seasons in Male, Maldivia
>>32225032mhe has some good points but he's also missing plenty. we got interne now and because of that we simply get to know what's going on around, it's not like it wasn't there before
>>32226925The models mostly show Trump with an edge
>>32226962And what gives her or anyone else the right to judge other people's marriages? A spouse is a bond much deeper than a friend, but also different. You aren't going to get the exact same friendship needs met by your spouse as you will by your best same sex friend, and you won't always like everything about your spouse and that's okay. Expecting perfection to be the default state of marriage is a huge mistake, and is probably at least partially what's driving so much divorce. But besides that, haranguing men for wanting to have sex with their wives is ridiculous
>>32227036Oooohhh he's edging right now. I bet he enjoys that!
>>32227012I watched the Tom Hanks movie about Mr Rogers recently and the journalist who followed him around thought the same, but he was really just a nice guy and let out his anger on the piano, apparently.
>>32227011M. No, here we just have two seasons, dry and rainy
>>32227036Grim
>>32227010look, if she knew about this post of yours she would be so much more likely to break up with you. anon, you are wallowing in patheticism. get yourself fucking together
Anyway, JH?What's a good last name?I'm firming up placeholder names and the method I use to generate them might've landed on your actual full name.And I'm currently calling an ancient winged centaur of mysterious and uncertain origin "Buddy" because he was named by an asshole.
>>32227022>Real question.Post-ironic answer.>State gender:M>How do you define emotional maturity?Callousness and a thousand-yard stare.>What makes someone emotionally mature?Being used to all the bullshit and heartbreak that is existence.>What makes someone emotionally immature?Foolhardiness, infatuation, naïveté.
>>32226988Let me suck out your meat from your shell.
>>32227012>>32227041I'll be real, I think mr Rogers was autistic
>>32227050There's no meat beneath the shell.I'm a husk.
>>32227011mi used to, now i live where we have 3 seasons and a very short disappointing summer.it's really cool when the weather changes and you can hope for it and there is diversity and all. some aspects of every season suck but then it changes soon enough
>>32227011>State gender and ageMale45>Do you live somewhere with 4 seasons?Just 3:Autumn, Winter, and Road Construction I don't think that doxes me much.>Do you like it and why or why not?S'alright
>>32227036Disgusting.
>>32226698Mid
>>32227031Your package *meme explosion* arrived in the Male *meme explosion* ?
>>32227039You aren't going to get the exact same friendship needs met by your spouse as you will by your best same sex friendI kinda do though? It's not the same friendship because of personality but the way I act and experience the time together is very similar. One is just platonic and the other isn't. Ultimately my partner is the friend I fuck. But I don't think this women should judge a husband that would like regular sex.
>>32227022>namefag>real question
>>32226774If i hadnt heard that phrase 1000 times i would have no idea what you said
>>32226943you won't attract women with that attitude homie
>>32227011M 22Yes. It used to be my favourite season but I hate Winter more than anything else in the world nowadays. Summer and Autumn are cool, Spring is sorta whatever.
>>32227055Men, can I blow you on a disney ride?
>>32227022f, i don't think i could define what emotional maturity is, i just know i sure as hell am not. best attempt is something like, an emotionally mature person accepts reality and generally believes others' words and intentions, and tries to achieve the best outcome for themselves with minimal unfair cost to others. i know i'm emotionally immature because i get stuck on the accepting reality part.
>>32225407I will not reduce myself to a set of characteristic and stats nor will I jestermaxx and treat dating as some kind of marketing game. I will just make more female friends and if I ever click with one I will ask her out. I just wish there were more girls studying computer science and math :(...oh well. I guess I'll just have to wait.
>>32227011F 27I like it. Every season has its own thing, and stuff to look forward to.
>>32227074Stephen King style through the cloth please
>>32226969Shaved my balls, and it feels so smooth. Wonder why your shit smells more if there's less hair on your ass to hold onto it. Feel that's more just your diet.
>>32227074lol.
>>32227046My last name is Heightch. Jay Heichtch. But really, who needs last names in a short story anyways?>winged centaur>wingedI can't picture any creature with that many limbs not contorting around like a spider. Scary stuff.
>>32227022>How do you define emotional maturity?Consistent good behavior.>What makes someone emotionally mature?Ability to show genuine emotion. Acting consistently unselfish. Able to give thoughtful gifts.>What makes someone emotionally immature?Consistent selfishness and narcissistic social actions.
>>32227045Whatever i am being rational and just preparing for the worst.
>>32227074Women, why do you do this? Are you just afraid of the man? Do you not have any standards?
>>32227076>I will just make more female friends and if I ever click with one I will ask her out."Nice Guy" creep detected
sex!
>>32227098we're true cels here, Anon.No sex.
>>32227074i'm not sure what does it have to do with my short summer but sure
either genderif you ever got bald, would you buy a hair transplant?
>>32227098Motion denied!
>>32227105Am balding, probably not.
>>32227105I have already given up on finding love, so I'll just let my hair do whatever it wants to do.
State GenderHave you ever had any kind of Cancer disease?
>>32227012>I wouldn't trust Mr. Rogers from Mr. Rogers' NeighborhoodHe was genuinely based. He got to know his interviewer just as well as the interviewer got to know him. Because that's how human interaction should work. He apparently wrote him letters for years.>"male feminists/allies" or "nice guys"That still doesn't exactly describe their behavior.Anyone who professes to be something is selling that idea. I don't act "nice". I simply have firm beliefs and act on them openly.I realized how easy manipulation was when I was 5 and wanted no part of it.Are you condemning anyone who acts decently? And anyone who doesn't?That reminds me of women who kept initially liking a total asshole, deceptive, narcissistic moron because he was "honest" about a few of his flaws.Do you do that or simply not trust any men?What about women?I'm trying to nail down your philosophy here.
Women, would you lose respect for your bf if you saw him get his ass kicked.
>>32227115M, not that I know of, no.
>>32227105f, if i went bald right now, i'd probably just kill myself, not a lot keeping me here. if i went bald after i already fell in love, i'd probably just go full tribal warrior with it and we can do wigs in the bedroom for fun and i can dress up as different characters (since i could never grow my hair out as long as chel irl)
>>32227115MI think I got one from this post
>>32227121Why?Bald women find love all the time.
>>32227105F. I'd just start collecting wigs.>>32227117If he was beat up by a child or something, maybe.
>>32227124And in Jada's case, multiple loves simultaneously.
>>32227121I'd draw your hair on with a sharpie
>>32227125What if he got beat up by a woman?
Hey, I'm not gonna vote for Kamala or Trump. In fact...I might go to the BAR instead.
>>32227124i already don't. it's just too much hassle desu. if i went bald it's also probably a major health issue and i am so tired of those.
>>32227089Solid dichotomy; more altruistic than mature to me. But a fair answer.>>32227065>>namefag>>real questionYeah, there's a reason I had to specify that it was real.>>32227075>an emotionally mature person accepts reality and generally believes others' words and intentions, and tries to achieve the best outcome for themselves with minimal unfair cost to others.Fair enough.Accepting reality would seem to be necessary, yeah.
>>32227131You'll find love, eventually.
>>32227105I wouldn't. But if I got cancer or something. I'd let it take me.The economy hasn't crashed yet.
have you ever been to a wild party?
>>32227128She'd lez out and date the bitch
>>32227139and what would that be
>>32227117I would lose respect for him if he ever became retarded or disabled
>>32227128Depends on the context. I may or may not kill her.>>32227140Fuck you.
>>32227139There's one in here every night baybeee
>>32227139Yes
>>32227139The only party I went to was like a 3rd game elementary halloween party on of my classmates threw, and I got the bleeding scream mask
>>32227139I've been to group sex parties. Mostly gay, but a few mixed gender ones as well.
>>32227144Oh it's you
>>32227139I had a dormmate who threw parties in our dorm apartment while I was trying to sleep. Fuck partiers.
>>32227115M. Not yet.
>>32227139Yes. It makes you not want to party anymore, nothing will compare, the moment was perfect and now it’s over.
>>32227153Don't sound so disappointed.
>>32227139I haven't been to a party since I went to a classmate's birthday party when I was 6
>>32227139Yeah, one of my ex's friends threw a birthday orgy. Couple other similar parties, lots of drugs and alcohol and cabins in the woods. One friend fucked a girl and then her mother. God, I knew some fucked up people.
>>32227043Are you in Africa
>>32227087>I can't picture any creature with that many limbs not contorting around like a spider.Not remotely his style. More stiff and regal with expressive and emotive wings Although upon review, he does have eight limbs and that is a neat idea. But horses do not move in arachnid motions.
>>32227165you people actually disgust me.
I keep wanting the government to ban sports betting and assault rifles, but they won't :( My petitioning for these causes amounts to naught. How can I make my advocacy more successful?
>>32227139Yes. How wild depends on whether a bar's Halloween event counts as a party.
>>32227166South America, pretty close desu
>>32227117Considering how strong a guy would have to be to beat my bf, no. I really just don't see him losing though.
>>32227105I'd just wear a wig.That's socially acceptable for women.Or id rock the bald and just wear a beanie or something.>>32227022I feel like 75% of it just comes down to emotional regulation in the first place.After that it's just accepting responsibility for any fuckups.I don't believe that most people are "emotionally mature" or close to it.
I miss him >:(
>>32227168I didn't participate, retard, and I no longer associate with people like that for a reason
>>32227179>tfw I'm not himNice.
>>32227139I went to a basement rave where in the dark of the morning the other people at the party started setting American flags on fire and the hosts distributed LSD. The cops showed up from a neighbor's noise complaint and several of the people at the party offered the cops tabs of acid. I stayed the whole night and didn't wake up the next day until around 4 pm.
>>32227068I'm allowed to point out the hypocrisy on a chinese basket weaving forum
>>32227159Oh, it's you! :DNow imagine the woman is huge, she could easily pound you to a pulp. Her gigantic breasts are jiggling invitingly right in front of your face as you stammer and search for words to confront her. As she leers down at you and inches closer you catch her scent, and it's an enticing aroma you recall from only your wildest dreams. You lez out and date her, right?
>>32227167It's more like picturing it falling over. People only have four limbs, but when they try to get up from the ground suddenly and inelegantly, the movement can still look very alien and scary. Just imagine a winged centaur trying to get up. Limbs of varying relative lengths all flailing to gain purchase against the ground while their different ranges of motion barely manage to get it back on the correct four legs. It'd be a nightmare.
>>32227159Deadass I just think you're a lil gay. Don't vibe with allat.
>>32227169bet all you have on some high unrealistic winif you win, just retire. If you lose do the mass shooting over that
>>32227068Do you think people on 4chan act the same way they do irl? Do you have autism, fucking retard?
new thread >>32227192
>>32227179He's an ugly fuck sis
>>32227186I wouldn't want to date someone who randomly beats people up, especially of that person she beat up was someone I cared about. I'd kick her ass all the same, or at least get some titty in my face while I try.
I lost a lot of respect for JH when I found out she's friends with MKG, not gonna lie.
Men, who hurt you the most?
>>32227168You want to be really disgusted, wait until I tell you about my experiences getting my dick sucked and sucking other men's dicks at the glory hole labyrinth at the gay bathhouse - or accidentally ejaculating my cum in the bathhouse hot tub with a big sign saying NO SEXUAL ACTIVITY IN THE HOT TUB above it.
Dumb question but why are so many women against selling sex? Sex can cure depression and ADHD, it should be available to everyone. Inb4>You're not owed sexWhy not? People deserve healthcare and if sex is the most efficient way to treat mental disorders then why don't we provide it?
>>32227201The one closest to me, of course.It's where I gained my fear of intimacy.
>>32227191>a lil gay>when I ate pussy this weekendYou're understating it, but that's fine.
>>32227201The girl who used to like me, but who is now only indifferent to me.
>>32227200The Discord is truly the worst
>>32227165>One friend fucked a girl and then her mother.That's so fucking hot, were they hot?
>>32227200oh damn...
>>32227201I don't need no LA queenTo tear me into broken prices Rather be aloneWhen it hurts the mostProb my old friend who ghosted me when I was unnecessarily mean for an extended period of time to him, miss the old days with you bro :(
>>32227139Define "wild"I once went to a ska show and then one of the bands literal final performance together was playing a house party where you got a discount for the least amount of clothes you wore. Presciently, I had worn my Flintstones Cocoa Pebbles boxer with a closed fly. I got drunk, the band was partially naked, upon request I flashed my cock to three girls after a kiss to get me hard as a rock, got compliments, they immediately disappeared, I saw the girl who would eventually be the first girl I fell in love with in a red PVC dress, and instead of embarrassing myself at her I chatted with a goth guy with actual vampire teeth. I apologized for not being able to phrase it better but told him I thought they were cool but "immature". (I meant impractical and seemingly with a lack of concern for future desires in favor of immediate fashion). He told me that he refused to accept appearance criticism from a guy in boxers and combat boots. I laughed my ass off and conceded the point.
>>32227200Too bad. You're all my friends until you do something worth hating you over. And I deserve to be judged for keeping this sort of company.>>32227204It's dangerous at best.>>32227212I feel like there aren't even enough namefags for an ATOGA discord to still exist.
>>32227228add me on discord. :^)
>>32227204Sex with a prostitute is kinda like jacking off but worse and more expensive >t. Guy who had sex with a prostitute
>>32227182Not nice>>32227196So am I!!!!!!! We could be ugly fucks together
>>32227234>Not niceWhy not?
>>32227175Every GOAT fighter has lost. Your bf would lose to a guy with a few years of fighting experience.
How do we deal with the gooner epidemic, women?
>>32227134here's one back, Mick Gagger; why did you ask in the first place? i thought you usually just hung around to give relatively sound advice you never practice in your own life.
>>32227228Dangerous for who?
>>32227204>Why not? People deserve healthcare and if sex is the most efficient way to treat mental disorders then why don't we provide it?The most efficient way is actually doing the work to deal with your issues, not nutting in another person.Anyway, the most efficient way to afford life expenses is to be given millions of dollars. You are not owed that either.
>>32227228>You're all my friends until you do something worth hating you over.I will cheat on all women knowing that I have your approval.
>>32227201My wife
>>32227204Idk why women can be like this and also be like this >>32226911 at the same time
>>32227242No, I get that, but how many men have more fighting and defense experience than him? It's just statistically unlikely that he'd come across someone who would beat him.
>>32227201My mother
>>32227230I have one person on discord and that number hasn't changed in years. I don't think it's changing anytime soon.>>32227255The woman subjecting herself to so many possible STDs or abusive men.>>32227259I don't see how you gleaned that from my post. It's your funeral, though. Go for it.
>>32227204>sex is the most efficient way to treat mental disorderThat would be therapy, which is already sold.
>>32227270ah...I'd look so good as friend number two though...
>>32227257>The most efficient way is actually doing the work to deal with your issues, not nutting in another person.Objectively wrong. Nutting in someone works way way better than """""working"""" on your """""issues"""">>32227271Nope, sex is therapy except it works
>>32227105If you ever reach the stage of being bald it's too late buddy, you can't get a transplant.I am balding and I'd get one if I could, but unfortunately I haven't been able to stabalise my hair loss (and indeed if I'd ever been able to then I would never have needed a transplant) and I'm 26.
>>32227271>therapy>most efficient
>>32227232How much did you pay? It's fun for fetishes.
>>32227270Well that's the job
>>32227274Don't hold your breath. I'm happy to just talk to you dicks here.>>32227285It's not worth the risk.
>>32227296I know...
>>32227189Nah. For one, horses can stand up when born on the first try.For another, the motion from the wings would lift him up. The physics doesn't exactly work but I'll ask /tg/ about it if it comes up.
>>32227012>anon doesn't trust genuinely decent people because life is fake and gayThat's such a painful reminder to me of the absolute state of the fucked up world we live in. It's sort of like how people will call someone a total idiot who deserves to get robbed if they leave a bag in their car and it gets broken into. Imagine calling someone a moron for getting robbed.
>>32227226>He told me that he refused to accept appearance criticism from a guy in boxers and combat boots.Based
>>32227296For youIf there was no physical risk, would you be a prostitute?
>>32227278>Nutting in someone works way way better than """""working"""" on your """""issues""""First, it's actual work on your actual issues. The reasons you feel bad don't go away if you nut That's called coping, not dealing.Second, how would you know? Have you ever done either?>inb4 *internet argument noises*
>>32227315Definitely agree.
>>32227301I like to think that controlling that many limbs with a human-sized brain would make them uncoordinated. That's what makes centaurs so neat, they're portrayed as noble despite having such ignoble body plans.Anyways, please let me know when you have a rough draft for me to proofread.
Cooking for the week without femanon :(
>>32227301>horses can stand up when born on the first try
Hey anon, solve this weird puzzle for me :3
>>32227316Probs not. I'm too paranoid to even consider posting pics online now.
>>32227319>The reasons you feel bad don't go away if you nut..That's called coping, not dealing. Second, how would you know? Have you ever done either?So so so wrong. Were animals, the reason we suffer from depression or ADHD is lack of sex, this has been scientifically proven
>>32227253>why did you ask in the first place?Someone who I respect used "emotionally immature" as shorthand to describe aspects of me. And it feels imprecise because I am responsible as fuck. But I can't really argue against it. I can't really define it.I'm definitely childlike but not childish. But that's a tiny aspect of emotional maturity.I dunno.Never stop learning, especially about yourself.>give relatively sound advice you never practice in your own life.Fairly good answer.
>>32227352>the reason we suffer from depression or ADHD is lack of sex, this has been scientifically provenADHD is the most heavily documented mental illness. It's literally differently formed brains.Thank you for proving yourself wrong so succinctly. Farewell.
>>32227360immaturity implies innocence, lack of capacity and understanding. immaturity causes accidents. you make plans. it's much colder and less forgivable, but also makes you more competent. i wouldn't trust you with my heart or my friends, but i'd trust you to feed a pet dog or do my taxes. i wouldn't trust an immature person to do either.
>>32227297Also, I think that everyone believes that contacting outside of a thread means a relationship is going to develop, which has never and will never happen.
>>32227370Nope, sex cured mine. Big pharma lies about Adderall, all you need is sex to focus
>>32227352>the reason we suffer from depression or ADHD is lack of sex>this has been scientifically provenLol wat
>>32227340That's a weird looking puzzle piece. Where's the rest of them?
>>32227378Just a heads-up: Every time you criticize or critique him, he takes it as an encouraging compliment.
>>32227178>I feel like 75% of it just comes down to emotional regulation in the first place.Ah....yeah. I had that buttoned down a lot more when I was repressing my pain and controlling my emotions like schizoanon.Now I'm feeling much better but kinda all over the place internally.At least I seem okay on the outside?>After that it's just accepting responsibility for any fuckups.This much I got.
>>32227413i think compliments and insults require an emotional intent to flatter or slight. i'm just assessing him. he has positive traits, but none of them are morally aligned. in a way he's one of the worst people i've ever known of, since he knows what wrongdoing is, and does it anyway, where many evil people justify it away because the totality of the knowledge that they are scum would crush them. not sure it matters either way. i'm just bored and he's a subject i'm vaguely informed on.
>>32227329I will definitely announce it ittBut I am a ways off. I have very little down time to write. Hopefully winter will free up some time.
>>32227415>repressing my pain and controlling my emotionsWell yeah, I actually wouldn't consider that part emotionally mature though, so I guess there's a hole in my reasoning.Another anon said something about acknowledging reality and I think that's true as well.The emotional regulation has to be grounded in reality for it to actually be useful and helpful.
>>32227427hopefully it doesnt and you leave forever
>>32227425i should say, one of the worst people i've ever known from a philosophical perspective. not in a utilitarian sense.
>>32227431Life would never be that fair.
>>32227427Well I've waited this long, I can wait another few years I guess.
>>32227378>i wouldn't trust you with my heart or my friendsI am very trustworthy within established parameters. More regarding friends than your heart. I can be trusted to adhere to limits. I had an eager and beautiful naked girl squirming on me urging me to fuck her and I declined largely because that's definitively over the line for a coffee date and she deserved to have some elements of a respectful courtship.>but i'd trust you to feed a pet dog or do my taxes. i wouldn't trust an immature person to do either.Wise. My last emotional breakdown happened while I was filling out paperwork for the government and the lady said it was filled out far better than most.
>>32227430>The emotional regulation has to be grounded in reality for it to actually be useful and helpful.Yeah. Solid addendum.I was going to add that being medicated into an even state is emotionally regulated but not maturity.But you've got it
>>32227453I gotta get a name.Might go generic>>32227087>But really, who needs last names in a short story anyways?So far it feels more like a short novel.
>>32227500Jizzabel. For the irony.
>>32226622why sigh? i am just more familiar with white/pink pp, tight tan/brown pp new to me. i have seen a nice one before, very waow very nicee>>32226396i think i would like to go hunting one day. what do you hunt? also props whiskey is better wit coke than rum. a lot smoother imo. >>32226455oh, well i know i'm still pretty just a bit of an unhealthy chunk atm. couldn't be any worse than real life. >>32226460yeah definitely not supposed to be flattering as i admit i need to lose weight >>32226498i've dated a guy who was a lot chunkier before but that was just one guy. most of my life I have been fairly skinny or average weight. any kind of weight or muscles or lack of doesn't make up for shitty personality though>>32226550true i've noticed losing weight when i drank plain black coffee, should go back
>>32227200I read this as her being friends with Machine Gun Kelly, and I was like holy shit, no cap? Lol, im dumb
>>32227139I went to a decently large New Years eve party with like 100 people maybe and live music, and the punch bowl was spiked with LSD, a couple of my friends tried LSD from that for the first time ever, I tried DMT in the form of changa. Lots of other drugs were there too.
