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>how unattractive/attractive is this physique >gender
>>32221957f, that's just an average white guy
>her
FemanonsFat & balding men, Y/N?
Where do I meet clingy gf
>>32221798Same. When I get horny without my daily fap, I get handsy and become a creep around women. At this point, a daily fap isn't for pleasure, it's a social necessity. >>32221805>>32221813Don't flatter yourself, hags. I've never fapped to text/audio from here and I never will. Pics οr GTFO
men, would how far would you go with a woman with this body type? fuck? openly date? marry?women, what's your body type?how would you feel if you had this body type?
>>32221957MUnremarkable, I wouldn't want that physique.Just enough forearm to be moderately appealing to women maybe?
>>32221972>get gf>drag her across carpet>now she's clingyyw
>>32221978disgusting
>>32221978good god that assi would cut her in half
>>32221978Mshe's brown
Men, do you ever worry a woman will use her Ogre Slaying skills against you if you say something she doesn't like?
>>32221957WouldAverage white guys are based
>>32221978
>>32221978I'd go for it if I had the penis for this but I don't so I won't
>>32221983>>32221990>>32221993low test
How do I stop obsessing over wasted time?>every late friday night, saturday and sunday>unlimited time to get better at piano>whoops, I slept for 15 hours. the remaining time spent awake, im posting questions on this fucking general, feeling like total shit, hating myself for not having any friends
My new friend still hasn’t text me :(
>>32221978f. not that. upset.
>>32221996I mean if you have such low self-esteem that you think its acceptable to date or have sex with I won't stop you.
>>32221971Balding is a Cocaine side effect and Cocaine users usually have a lot of money to blow.If a man is fat and wears clean clothes he's also probably rich enough that he can afford to eat heavy meals a lot.Both fatness and balding are signs of status, wealth, and a fun personality.
>>32222002>acceptableaccording to who lmao
>>32222004Most men who have self-respect and don't simp?
>>32221991No because I'm not an ogre, I'm only a goblin.
>>32222009>simplol wtf the op posted and asked if i think she's hot, i do. how is that simping? i guarantee you've simped for femanons itt whereas i am admiring a girl i find attractive
>>32221978>women have gotten so fat in America that this is not seen as nasty.Glad I left.
>>32221991I don't talk to women, if I wanted to talk to something that wouldn't listen to me I'd talk to the wall.
>>32221957m, am straight0/10 for me, so maybe that's good for you
ladies would you ever wait a few months for a guy? I just want my exams to be over. But I hit it off with a girl right during the busy season.
>>32222014She isn't, how is this hard to process?>i guarantee you've simped for femanons ittLike I said, I have standards, don't project your low impulse control and lack of self-respect onto me.
>>32221999friend from where? What were you supposed to text about?
>>32221996sorry but I'm not into bestiality
>>32221978why do women get this fat?i dont get it.just stop eating so much.
>>32222027>she isntthat is literally your opinion and somehow you cant handle that your opinion isnt objective reality, seems like you're the one with low self esteem to me
>>32222030i heard sometimes skinny bitches do this on purpose when they learn how "cruel" men are
>>32221978I work on a cow ranch, I'm sure the amount of food required for her to keep her weight is the same as we feed the cows, she would also fit in perfectly as well.
>>32221971Y
>>32222030women lack long term accountability, they just do with whatever feels good right on the moment.
>>32222031I like how your projecting your inability to accept my opinion of her onto me and claim that I'm the one not accepting that she is beautiful. I'd rather cut my dick off and become a woman than be sexually engage with that buffalo on any level.
i hope you guys realize that you're sub 6s and judging girls aint gonna get you laid
>>32222043>I like how your projecting your inability to accept my opinion of her onto me???>claim that I'm the one not accepting that she is beautiful.??? when did i say beautiful i just said attractivedamn you are really fucking dumb, guess its incel hours
>>32222044Its okay most of the women are bigger than that picture anyway.
>>32221978Meh. Not a fan. Not a dealbreaker though.Why do you keep asking this? Insecurity?
My boyfriend talks about wanting to do backshots/doggy with me (we put off penetration for ages for various reasons, and are long-distance for a bit so will be doing it when we reunite).I understand this because I'm bottom heavy and he enjoys my body type.However, should I be concerned that he'd prefer this position over others because he doesn't actually like me? That he doesn't want to see my face?
>>32222046>malding over not finding the fat bitch attractiveI'd rather never have sex with women and be labeled an incel than even be in the same zip code as her.
>>32222052no its because he loves your fat ass has nothing to do with your facebut make sure that you get plenty of missionary and intimate love if thats what you like
>>32222044>posting in 4chan>getting laidWhat kind of wild leap in logic did you make connecting these 2
>>32222046Sorry your fat and ugly, you should exercise more. Actually, it wouldn't matter either way since you're on here.
>>32222053dude lol i said "low test" as a joke and you freaked out and started saying i have low self esteem and doing weird appeals to authority over who im attracted to or notare you really this stupid or just bored
>>32222057men come to atoga to talk to women, makes sense to me>>32222058lol i am thin and attractive im sorry you're trapped here, i just choose to be here
>>32222052I couldn't answer in an honest way unless you post your ass.
>>32222061>freaked outCan't handle that men have a preference can you? Pure femcel energy, coping to the moon. If you aren't a woman, then stop acting like one.
>>32222048I'm just a coomer
tfw when a woman WOULD be beautiful, if not for her negative canthal tiltGod is cruel sometimes
>>32222066if you think that me saying "low test" and you saying "low self esteem how dare you" are commiserate levels of reaction then you probably have autism
>>32222064>lol i am thin and attractiveLying is bad.>just choose to be hereFemcels don't choose to be here, you're stuck here all the same.
>>32222072i am not lying but whatever helps you cope
>>32222071Why don't you go out and date your own whale and you can tell them this epic story about how you went on this delusional, emotional rant because you got triggered by an honest opinion.
>>32222075why are you so offended tho
>>32222076why are you projecting tho
Women, what do you think of stuff like surprising your bf/husband with a naked apron once in a while, or other indulgent male fantasies?
>>32222079whatever happened in your life bro i hope you get help for it, cya
>>32222074>continues to lieYou seem desperate for this, so I'll let it slide. Do whatever you need to do to prevent yourself from spiraling.
How do I find a woman into the occult/macabre? (not talking about poser witchtok people)
>>32222081So naked or in apron?I don't get it
>>32222084the weird fake arrogance is really boring desu, have fun with your posting
>>32222082Maybe one day you'll become an adult.
>>32222085You don't want that, believe me
>>32222085try talking about it and see what happensbut also seconding that you do not want that
>>32222092>>32222095why would I not want a gf whom i can relate to
>>32222096>one of his primary interests is the occulthahahahahahaha
>>32222092I'm actually curious about this too , why not? She gonna bleed my balls out while riding the dick on a pentagram or what?
>>32222081i daydream about stuff like that. it doesn't really matter if it's silly or tacky or whatever, i just like the idea of being a source of happiness. men never smile in porn, did you notice that? it's gross overall but i think that's the main reason i can't stand it. they don't even look happy to be there. i want to be something that makes a guy grin like a kid on christmas.
>>32222052The front of a naked woman is hot. The back of a naked woman is hot. Variety is key; let him have his variety. Booty + back curves are unf.
>>32222089Whatever you need to keep you going, just as long as you know its all a fantasy.
>>32222085Very rarely do you find a young Stevie Nicks. Most women I’ve met who are really with the supernal stuff were late 20s to early 30s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRvBwOqhOp8Take me home nowNo matter where I goThe dark finds outTake me home nowPlease take me home
>>32222085it's real and i am not going to even dip a toe into those forces. you're either going to end up with a retard or end up cursed.
>>32222105how ironic is it that these fat, giant assed females got so butt blasted about the negative response they go from men. egos were destroyed tonight.
>>32222106That's perfect. I prefer late 20s women. My only fear is they might think I'm too young for them. I'm turning 21 soon, but I've been soft-rejected by a 28 yr old before after I told her my age (we got along fine before I told her. She told me she could "talk about anything" with me)
>>32221978>big ass>mexican100% she takes really nasty shits, it takes her an hour to wipe and even then there is still shit stuck to her hairy ass because if she actually wanted to stay clean she would need to shower every time she shit.
>>32222081love it
>>32222115can you fucking faggots stop making me horny every time i visit this threadits always one fucker who does this
if i just want to have sex should i see a hooker?
Women, how smooth should his balls and surrounding nether region be?
>>32221978women are so autistic and socially retarded that they think going out in underwear and ill-fitting clothing is acceptable. These whores can't even dress themselves, but expect us to respect them.
>>32222068what is her name
>>32222128this, they like to say men don't have "social skills" but the majority of the time they dress completely inappropriately and do these weird toddler temper tantrums when something hurts their feelings. No wonder 50% of women will end up never married and without children.
>>32222044They don't want to have sex, they want a female slave they can boss around so they feel like they're more important than they really are.
>>32222127Trimmed>shaved>wild bush
>>32222114Well, they might not like you. Your boyish Vril is exciting for them, but you could never provide what she needs at that age. As someone who’s been through that, I say seek it, but know that they will come and go.
>>32222133jaymex_831
Men, what's the appeal of strip clubs?
>>32222146thanks beast
>>32222085idk if you can tell right off the bat without having a discussion with her. i'm around.
>>32222140Go date outside the west, especially in Asia. The quality of women jumps drastically in looks and how they act. It blew me away when I found out that they actually listened to me and wanted to ask me questions about myself; rather than just do a long winded rant about themselves.
>>32221957F3/10 >>32221971>how would you feel if you had this body type?Great if I lost weight.I'm an apple and it's fucking disgusting Not even fat and I have an awful shape
>>32222147beats me
>>32222147They were very popular in the 90s and earlier when porn was harder to get too and high speed internet wasn't a thing. Today now, I'd be surprised if anyone still went to one.
>>32222147casual debauchery
>>32222147Idk, I've never been to one, I think there are no strip clubs here in my country or I'm clueless about it
>>32222152>the solution is to wear a curtainKEK
>>32222147For men who aren't internet addicts but want to look at hot women act hot in person, all for the price of stuffing singles into their panties. Similar to going to hooters. Nowadays you got onlyfans and so on
I'm thinking about renting a booth at an art fair not to sell anything, but just to force more people to look at my art
hi how do i meet people
>>32222147Dunno, thinking of going to one to see how easy it is to get a handy in one of the backrooms or something.
>>32222163go outside.
>>32222102>men never smile in pornNow that I think about it you're right.Wouldn't say never, but it's rare, and that's even if they bother showing the guy's face at all
>>32222163by doing what you like
>>32222167but where? where do ppl meet at
>>32222168the only time they do is when it's a dumb plot porno and they stage social interaction first. it's a fake smile for talking. it's never about the sex.
>>32222159There's no fucking winning.Can't even anorexia-maxx because you look like a fucking box
"This brutal killing took place while the family was gathered at home on a Sunday afternoon. The day of the crime, the father went to the trunk of his car, retrieved the rifle, and shot his wife as she was cleaning up the kitchen after lunch. When his ten-year-old son came to investigate the commotion, the father shot him, too. His six-year-old daughter had the good sense to hide in the bathroom, but reports suggest he lured her out by telling her it was just a game. The girl was found shot once in the chest from point-blank range. The mother, who he shot in the stomach, was pregnant at the time. Police arriving on scene after neighbors called 911 found the father in his car listening to the radio"
>>32222147seeing attractive women naked?I wouldn't know, I've never been to one.
>>32222152My first crush had this body shape. She was a very popular girl who was very kind, smart, fun, funny, and legit everyone loved her. She was like this ever since she was young and up to adulthood. Idk about her dating life because I stopped being close to her a long time ago, but she def fucks (joined a sorority, dressed up and shit). Personality was key. But she also almost definitely had an amazing home life that nurtured her natural gifts, so can't say she did it alone.If you put effort into making your best self, you can def be beyond 'fucking disgusting'
>>32222161post it
>>32222102>men never smileAnother reason why I prefer lesbian stuff. The women seem happy (of course it's all acting, but still). Happy women are cute/hot
>>32222163*steals ur organs*
>>32222185I do every thread and no one likes it lol >>32222123>>32222038
>>32222184Thanks bro.I get that, I'm just like Shitpost-vent-selfharm demoralizing. I'll be ok but thanks for the motivation.I'm not giving up, it just sucks to not start out with the best stats
>>32222085You won't like me.
Anons how do you stop being a manchild?
>>32222170Do you have any interests/hobbies that you think might have interest groups?
>>32222190i don't like it.are you an artist by trade or are you doing something else for a living?
>>32222194step 1, clean your room.
do men not realize telling their potential gf they don't want a possible baby from their ex to exist actually makes you sound like a dick? then say you want to see it if so but try telling that to your kid later on and see how that turns out for the next genration. so fucking shitty
>>32222198I'm not an artist at all. I don't have the patience to learn the skills or to put much effort into any piece. This is something I did that I put more effort into though.
where to find naoto bf
guys >>32222222 is almost fucking here
>>32222202nah, women do worse.
>>32222204how old are you?what do you see yourself doing for a living?do you go to college/university?
>>32222193I want to find that out for myself.
>>32222202I've seen tiktoks where single moms say they don't like their kids and they wish their kids didn't exist. Imagine putting that out on the internet and then being her daughter/son and finding that later. That's way worse.
>>3222221136 and work in retailWhat do you do?
>>32222206/soc/, /lgbt/ maybe. What's so good about trans males? Pussy?
>>32222206I don't want to spoil it
>>32222216I lik nerdy light haired guy like that with glasses ;/
How do I find a fit gf
why is this entire board always so fucking faggy
>>32222192wagmi
>>32222213future boys are going to find their mom's old onlyfans, instagrams, and tiktoks and jerk themselves to death over it.
>>32222190I love it, your creations are beautiful. Keep posting and keep putting a smile on my face... please.
>>32222218oh no anon noooo
i love>her
where is the get>>32222222
>>32222222
>>32222232>actual advicebased>on some american healthcare threadcringe
Femanons, have you ever wore a sexy costume?
>>32222224It's the advice board.You're attracting the mentally ill and the downtrodden, those that feed on them, those that think they can help but actually have no experience, and those with nothing better to be doing.It's literally the board for faggots.
>>32222228I feel as though you may merely be humoring me... but I probably won't stop posting anytime soon. This thread is my only source of entertainment lately
>>32222214wfh software engineeringdoes it pay well?
Welp, see you in 1111111 posts, anons.
>>32222240i dressed up as mavis for halloween once. everything else has been at home
>>32222195>>32222169I like reading and videogames. And some science stuff, which is also work/school related but everyone i’ve met has a partner or is much older than me. Maybe I should find an outdoors or sports thing to get into?
>>32222244Saying that I love your art is the nice way of putting it. If you want that brutal 4chan honesty, I love your art as freebies, but I would never pay for it. But I still love your art.
>>32222253Have you tried getting older? That's the problem I see with so many of you girls in this thread. You're just too young, it's gross and nasty.
I can actually prove beyond a shadow of a doubt (to myself) that I am God. If I go kill myself right now and my consciousness still persists, then I have proven it. I can never prove to others that I am God. But that's okay. I only ever needed to prove it to myself.
Anyone else really, really, really, REALLY hate gay people? I try to show them only contempt in public, but I actually hate them.
Femorrhoids how do i hit on you in public without being annoying
>>32222245Nope! I bet yours does?>>32222254Why do you like it?I don't believe in the monetization of art but unfortunately it does cost money to make prints
>>32222240no I'm poor I need money to cosplay and it doesn't even have to be sexy I am too poor to enjoy things and resent my situation and being taken for granted by guys because I don't have the money to be a super nerd and enjoys things like others. I'm going to break something/ scream in my mind
>>32222260no. I hate people who are mean to me only
>>32222266It's art. You can't explain why you like art. My reasons are ineffable. Up your nose with a rubber hose for even asking.
State gender and post your ideal facial structure for someone of the opposite sex. Basically, post someone who you think has a beautiful face.
>>32222273>You can't explain why you like art.Sure you can.
>>32222266>Nope! I bet yours does?I get bywhy don't you get something better?
>>32222208>>32222213my mom was basically that person but not online but deep down I think both my parents wish they didn't have me it's equally bad for the kid I turned out abused and raped and mentally fucked up later by other shitty men what a fucking waste of life
>>322222781) I'm a loser with no drive2) I have no interest in wealth or material goods whatsoever. In fact I find it repulsive I think3) I live in a house that's paid off so I don't have many bills4) My job is funI now have 15k in the bank and no idea what to do with it, and nothing I really desire
>>32222176Is this PT
>>32222260I only hate them if they try to persistently come onto me.
>>32222281How are you doing nowadays? Would you say it colored your perception of wanting/not wanting kids?
>>32222213>>32222281My mom was also like that. Sometimes she used to hit or choke me to the point which I thought she was to kill me, sometimes I had to hit her back to defend myself. A couple times she told me she had dreams in which I was dead, she just said that and didn't elaborateStarted living alone some years ago and she hasn't call me or text me a single time.
MenI can give you tall sons and none of the men in my family are bald. Do you want me?
>>32222292I don't want kids, sorry
>>32222281That sucks, but if it makes you feel better my mom and dad stayed together and I have no compulsion to have kids, my life is going to be me 24/7. Having kids sounds miserable.
>>32222292I'm short and you don't want our genes to average out for average children, so I basically don't exist for you.
>>32222292>Do you want me?I'm sure some man does but I'd rather be alone.
>>32222281similar but i wasn't abused, just not cared about
>>32222257What
>>32222292Sorry but I don't know you
>>32222292I'm 5'9, do you want me?
>>32222292You will be turned into a birthing machine for a dynasty
>>32222253Yeah, if you don't exercise you can look into joining a running club or something. Even if you don't go the club route, you're going to have to put yourself out there and in awkward positions to find friends. You might even have to be blunt about it, which is kinda embarrassing, but you'll eventually find someone to hang out with.
>>32222292No sorry I only want >her
>>32222292Idk I'd feel weird about having tall sons but it's not a dealbreaker I guess
Why do girls not value monogamy anymore?I wish i was born a decade earlier. Millenial women are whores too but there was monogamy. every gen z relationship is poly
anons how do you leave 4chan? there are so many completely erroneous and offense notions being thrown around here, I really don't want to associate with most of it but I always end up here somehow.
Might as well post it for an epilogue, I like sharing desu>be the 29yo KV who got his first gf recently and it was a rollercoaster for a bit over a month>she says we should take some time off and "see each other when life pins us together again">aight, bet>coincidentally, yesterday was her birthday, and I didn't feel like ending things badly so I wished her a happy one, told her it wasn't raining like every other year>"thankss, I stayed in bed until late and plan to do so until later" or something like that>also sent me a pic of her clearly naked in bed, or at least topless>think to myself "I'm not falling for that shit, shut the FUCK up dick">"nice! yeah doing nothing it's also a nice plan for your day">no reply>check today>I seem to have been blocked by her, can't see her pfp anymorewell alrighty then, I guess that's that
If all of this shit is just a simulation please just restart the motherfucker. I need a clean slate.
>>32222325Find better things to do
>>32222325Obviously I haven't left but I've shrunk the time I spend here by only visiting select threads. This is currently the ONLY thread I visit, and before this I ONLY went to /vg/.
>>32222292I don't want to date a girl taller than 5'8. they start appearing masculine after that.
>>32222328Dumbass
>>32222332>>32222331I hope I am not the only one who thinks this, but is it justified to think that the notions here are completely nonsense? Or is there something I'm missing? I feel like I'm not understanding this website, or it's just full of people with shitty personalities, i can't tell.
>>32222328share the pic
Approximately how much money do you spend per month? I try to shoot for below $1000 (and that's including rent). I don't make a lot of money so I live frugally and try to save where I can.
if i'm transgender which gender's questions do i answer
>>32222341Why you wanna know jew
>>32222342your kind don't belong here
>>32222328anon, you probably qualify for a legit clinical diagnosis
>>3222227435f
>>32222335>the notions here are completely nonsense?No, you're correct. People who spend all day on 4chan do so because they are maladjusted. Obviously people who can't get their lives together aren't going to have good opinion, generally. There are kernals of truth and good advice to be had, but you have to shift through a lot of shit to get to them. Also, most of the good advice is completely obvious and anyone who isn't retarded could answer their questions themselves. Go outside, be active, talk to people, be hygienic, etc. That's all the good advice boils down to.
Why is 4chan highly bigotted? Other than the anonymity, is this rhetoric so offense to people outside of here that bigots have no where else to go?
>>32222335It is.It's that and isolated people, or people outside of the norm who feel resentment and a false sense of superiority to validate their ego.You can get the rare shit flung at the wall that sticks and is genuinely outside the box but people think that because a couple of those happen that 4chan has the authenticity and secret answers.>>32222325Find other filler bullshit to occupy your time.Forget "better things" even.Just find something to do that's easy to pick up when you get the impulse.I personally end up here because I can't really get along anywhere else, let alone here.
>>3222227434M
>>32222342Yes
>>32222342I just jerked off to transgender porn and now feel sick at my stomach
>>32222342Can I fuck your bussy?
>>32222350Looks like me wtf
>>32222342Depends, are you hot?
>>32222342The gender that aligns with your gender identityWhich kinda shows you aren’t actually trans, huh
>>32222335You're not the only one. 4chan is in general, a really toxic place with shit takes and ideas. Personally, I don't like it, but at this point in my life I don't care much about anything so I just roll with itBut if you still care, the best thing you can do is to leave this place. Even better, you should limit your online presence but that's another topic
>>32222288pretty upset sometimes. I'm recently trying to recover from being abused by a different family member. I would like to maybe have a kid or two if I could but dating sounds so risky and a long lasting relationship, a guy would hear my life story and dismiss me or continue the abuse >>32222291that fucking sucks. feel you anon. hope you find others around you that are there for you. I know it's not the same but still.>>32222295idk how that makes me feel better :/ the issue is people having kids who don't really love eachother and don't put them in unsafe environments like domestic violence etc>>32222306why is life so blackpilling
>>32222375>idk how that makes me feel better :/ the issue is people having kids who don't really love eachother and don't put them in unsafe environments like domestic violence etcThat's not an issue for me because I don't want to have kids.
>>32222374>a really toxic place with shit takes and ideas.This place has had a considerable impact on my life. I started coming here during the pandemic and I've internalized so much here and rewired my brain in a really shitty way, and now nobody wants to associate with me anymore and I lost all my friends. People take an instant dislike because my attitude is really repungent.
>>32222350>slightly smaller forehead, chin and grey eyesits over..
>>32222292If you don't mind me being shorter, have my babies
>>32222342The one you transitioned to (but depending on the question you can switch back)
>go to website infested with schizo chudcels>wtf why is this place so toxic????????But I guess like maybe 10% of it is ironic so its not that bad in reality
>>32222352just read some of the comments here... nobody wants these people anywhere
>>32222387>I started coming here during the pandemicThere's still time to fix that.Some of us grew up with this shit.
>>32222341I put around 1850 into my checking account every two weeks and it stays pretty stable, so I guess 3700/month. 1550 goes to rent.>>32222342Dysphoric people act like their original gender, so original gender. Dysphoria doesn't actually make you a different gender.
>>32222352If you find it offensive you should go back to the "le funni alium" website.
>>32222334>>32222349I'm gonna miss all the kissing and sex and all but she wanted me to be there for her 24/7 despite my job and other responsibilities, guilt-tripped me when I couldn't (in spite of me helping her the moment shit happened when she got intoxicated/heavy flu and had to go to the hospital and back home both times, also one of those times I crashed my car because I couldn't sleep due to accompanying her), and barely even asked/kept forgetting about my stuff so I felt like she didn't actually want to get to know me.>>32222336Can't, it was one of those view once things.>>32222349That being said, ye I probably have mild autism, I'm here after all.
>>32222387I’ve been coming here for 13 years. It only got really unbearable after the 2016 election when normies found out about it and /pol/ flooded fucking everything
>>32222352>>32222396I find it interesting that so many people come here only to bitch about its culture when you are the intruder here. If we really were so bad as you people claim, you wouldn't be here bitching about it and being worthless parasites.
>>32222405NTA, been here longer than you and yeah, it’s as bad as they say, you’re a shit person
>>32222403anon, if it bothers you this fucking much to just do something for a person in need you probably are better off alone
>>32222399How do I fix this. People catch a whiff of my energy and are able to read my character incredibly quickly and the interaction is literally garbage.
>>3222227430f
>>32222405i just like to feel smart
>>32222407>been here longer than youNah, I was in the IRC when m00t bought the domain. If we were as bad as you claim you would have left, but you haven't, why? Because unlike other places people like you destroy, 4chan is still highly creative because it allows a freedom of discord that people of your political leanings love to destroy.
>>32222375>hope you find others around you that are there for youI'm pretty lonely because all that ruined how I behave with people in general, but I'm doing fine despite everything, I guess. >dating sounds so risky and a long lasting relationship, a guy would hear my life story and dismiss me or continue the abuse I got terrified of relationships after my second girlfriend. I had never open about my childhood with anyone besides my therapists and she slowly got distant after I told her, eventually we broke up because of it.
Women, slow thrusts or fast ones?
>>32222407lefty tourists like you have tried for decades to destroy this site and you've failed constantly, you are more of a cultural relic and refuse than anything else.
>>32222424slow until I start to cum
>>32222352I miss when 4chan was mainly white men, the site was so much more free, it was impossible to be banned for anything except off-topic posts and illegal posts, but of course women and browns ruined it just like they ruin everything.
>>32222420God you’re so fucking retarded holy shit, what is this schizophrenia about politics? I said I was NTA, and I actually believe you’re that much of an oldfag because you’re unhinged as all fuck. But I also bet if I bring up old memes you wouldn’t get them so, carry on schizo
>>32222431Don't worry white men are getting fed up of America as well, it'll be a shadow of its former self in the next 30 years.>>32222432And just like that the lefty rages when pointed out.
>>32222405there's a lot of 2nd and 3rd worlders that use this site as well as people in the first world that are doing bad, they often are right wing in a lot of ways but leftist on the issues that affect them, pretty much all humans are like this unless they try not to, and by trying not to be like that you only hurt yourself
>>32222426>decades4chan is 18 years old, dumb fuck, and your weird postulation about politics is just as unhinged as the other nigger, you fucking Amerigroid tourist
>>32222432>instantly seethes and loses their temper over an accusationhe was right, you are a tourist. Go back to your censored shitholes where you belong, scum.
>>32222387i lost a lot of friends but then they all started thinking i was right about a lot of things and started reaching out again but now i kinda dislike them and tell them im sorry but im actually really busy today sorry
I really want to tonguefuck a woman's ass
>>32222440>4chan is 18 years old, dumb fuckThis is how I know you are new, btw. If you knew the history (which you don't) it was hosted in another format for a long time before the domain name was bought. But like most leftists, you don't know what you're talking about.
>>32222346ok>>32222360thanks>>32222361porn sucks>>32222363no>>32222370no>>32222371>>32222393i'm nb>>32222400ok
I have this kinda messed up friend with a sex addiction who usually targets mentally ill girls with daddy issues, one of his groupies has shown an interest in me, should I make an attempt for it?
>>32222435>act like a stupid nigger>”HURRDURR LEFTY SO ANGRY LOL”Go back to /pol/, please, your containment board is there for a reason. I am not a leftist you Israeli golem>>32222441>samefagging this hardYou will never be white
I don't think this site is bad but people need to learn emotional regulation, me included lol.
>>32222449>trying this hard to prove he isn't a leftistMethinks the lefty doth protest too much...
>>32222409Aw hell naw I love helping people and I didn't feel the slightest bad about helping her when she needed it, I'm just mad she guilt-tripped me for not being there the entire time she was sick because I didn't want to leave my job/family/one important hobby hanging for a girl who I've known for a month and had other people to rely on as well.
>>32222451>emotional regulationI don't know what that means
I am not cut out for my PhD program
>>32222274mi think this girl has a really pretty face
>>32222444>it wasnt actually called 4chan but its like totally the same thing I definitely didn’t waste my life falling for propaganda getting pumped into my brainI bet you think all black people have huge dicks and are violent >>32222453Retard
>>32222449>Everyone who replies close to the first post is the same person>Calls people schizos>Instantly descends into madness over internet insultsLMFAOhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkwmB6n3s_g
>>32222428you want him to speed up when you're close to cumming? Is that against the norm?
>>32222449>>32222460>accuses people of samefagging>samefagshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8MZBUoQt68
>>32222464>pedoshit YouTube video Have fun with your life you anti-social npc, cya
It’s so rare that I see someone complain about 4chan being toxic… I always thought it was too but when I started using it I was surprised by how normal most of you are. Edgy at most but adv is the only board I use
>>32222431bad take, women are more fun to talk to online, more than guys
>>32222456I tried to warn you but you only listened to your pride and your ego.
>>32222470Oh hey its the pedophile anon
>>32222472/adv/ (and /soc/) have the most normies by far
>>32222470>Everything I don't like is pedophiliathe irony being you hate yourself so you are your own biggest pedophile.
>>32222472/adv/ is one of the worst boards on this site
>>32222414btw where do I find men like this offline? does it matter if we match online? i have been with a guy like this, talked to another like this, and found a taken on one in the wild at his job who ended up being engaged but it was wholesome he was faithful. i want a guy like the last one.
>>32222472>Edgy at most but adv is the only board I useThat's the thing, adv has some schizos and toxic people but overall it's not offensive. Go to /b/, /pol/, /r9k/ and some other boards and you'll want to kill yourself
>>32222455...look I'm pretty sure it's a thing
Fsdo you ever wear platform flip flops? if not when
>>32222470You do know that bullshit song is sung by transgenders right?
>>32222477>>32222484Here’s a pity you for the samefagging, bye bye
>>32222479anon, having sex doesn't make you a normie. psycho sociopaths from /soc/ are less of a normie than the weebiest weeb from /jp/
>dick is 12.5cm/4.96in and isn't very thick>tfw I'll never be able to do certain positions or fuck someone with a big assAlso not trigger gag reflex if bj I guess.How do I compensate this, besides eating her out.
>>32222489you mean, like, strappy heels? sandals with a wedge? i've never seen flip flops (just the two diagonal straps) with a wedge heel.
>>32222470>rages quits>>32222491>actually continues to pretend to rage quitOMG I'M DYING!!!!!
>>32222493Why can’t you fuck someone with a big ass? You know you can just spread the butt cheeks, right?
>>32222494
>>32222491Should have just left it there but coming back and posting this was so cringe that I busted out laughing and woke my cat up.
>>32222487I feel like everyone gets offended by me no matter where I go. I'm sorry. I'm not malicious. Even people that love me at a time always seem to get really offended by someone opinion I have about how reality works later. I think I'm too blunt, and reality isn't utopia is the problem. I either need to start lying or reality needs to start being perfect.
What’s it like to miss someone you’ll never see again
>>322224724chan is not really toxic. /b/ is full of underage edgy kids/pol/ is half schizo half normalblue boards are generally normal just people with an internet sense of humor. i will say atoga is kind of more pol/r9k than other blue boards because of incel mensoc atoga is actually a bit better
>>32222493finger banging is actually one of my faves, jackhammer a lovely ladyoral is awesome tho I'm sure your pp is fine
>>32222503Soctoga fucking sucks
>>32222472You will find worse people in video game chatsThis place is tame except for the occasional insane or really hateful person
>>32222473low test response>>32222460>I bet you think all black people have huge dicks and are violentWhat a weirdly racist thing to say.
I'm really starting to hate the gaming community.State genderWhat games are you looking forward to?I'm really excited about Dragon Age but a bunch of people that never played the series are pissed off that one of the deva is trans.
>>32222503>uses brain rot words in a serious contextThis is why 99% of female opinions and simps can be filtered, brain rot.
>>32222515MI'm looking for-...>sees that you are excited about the new Dragon AgeI'm excited to see all the new games fail and for the industry to collapse so faggots like you will leave and destroy another industry.
>>32222515M. I can't even name a single game that's coming. These days I only play older games or titles from small studios
do girls try to manufacture their sneezes to be cutesy?
State genderHow many of you are actually virgins?
>>32222515MNone, we will destroy the game industry with your ideology, pin all the blame on you, and you will no longer have cultural relevance for the next 100 years.
>>32222515Male. Uh... Slay the Spire 2? But I don't see what it's going to offer that Slay the Spire 1 doesn't already have.My backlog is too long to be excited about new games anyway.
>>32222522MOnly women can be virginal
the only enjoyable femanons to talk to are the horny bisexual ones
>>32222515I only play retro games so I don't keep up much with the current stuff. I don't own a modern console outside of a Gaming PC.
>>32222525you really think you’re important huh
>>32222515I really love the gaming industry because it is finally slowly removing cancer cells like you from it, you can't stand the fact that you can't make good games so you blame everyone but yourself for your own problems.
tf>>32222521yes>>32222522me>>32222528sometimes i just want to be happy, not horny :(
>>32222515MI don’t look forward to new games, I just play older ones. And I don’t have friends so I play alone.
>>32222502i think i opened up a portal in the universe to where I have regular contact with someone like my ex lover but since from another universe it's not really him per se? is it unethical to date your ex from another universe who really isn't your ex?>inb4 demon
Why do you keep letting yourself be let down?
>>32222515the new doomrl when it launches for linux
>>32222528You mean JH?
>>32222530Not just him, the majority of the people who play video games think that way and there is absolutely nothing you an do about it to stop the impending doom of a video game collapse.
>>32222493first, i think you underestimate how pliable butts are, bud. second, every man alive underestimates how important your hands are and overestimates how important your dick is. i get why, you only cum with your dick (travesty, btw) but my whole body is the instrument here, play the whole instrument. use your mouth, use your hands, use ice cubes, leave scratch marks, gimme some slaps, put some tingles on my skin. if your dick is long enough to get inside, it's long enough for me to cum on and around. i'm not going to lie to you, it would feel better if it was bigger (though there's a point of diminishing returns, and an upper ceiling for comfort as well), but it *can* do the job, if you learn your audience. the female body is a buffet of options when it comes to feeling good. five inches isn't god awful, either, it's what, slightly below average?however, you should actually put in some effort, do some outside research, read medical articles and there's probably some books on sex. one woman who masturbates a lot can't set you up for a good sex life. good sex requires as much or more diligence and attention to detail as in depth research, so might as well hone that skill now.>>32222498i stand corrected.
>>32222515MI only play old games because I don't support leftists and my backlog is so extensive that I will probably never play them all. Haven't bought a new video game in almost 5 years, they all look like shit.
>>32222520>>32222529>>32222539Based /vr/ enjoyers
i want a gf who likes kissing girls
>>32222545uhm, okay? who cares
>>32222515Mlast time I bought a new game was 10 years ago, I do more creative stuff now since the political retards ruined the hobby.
>>32222521FI never got the memo and now every time I sneeze people look like I’m crazy
>>32222557You do, since you are whining about it, but don't worry. Soon you'll have nothing and all that will be left are indie devs who don't give 2 fucks about your political stance.
>>32222555I keep seeing this game everywhere.I'm bound to emulate sometime
>>32222563very small dick energy
>>32222563Proudest I've ever been of the gaming community has been right now as we are slowly putting out of business all the leftists and rejecting their shit games. Crashing the industry will be such a win for the Right that the Left will literally never recover from it probably for the rest of our lives.
>>32222549w-wow
>>32222515the soul reaver remasterhyper light breakeras a rule of thumb, I don't play AAA slop
>>32222567I doubt you've had sex, and even if you did you are probably too fat to even see what a dick looked like before it went inside of you, rofl
I hate women.
>>32222572hate you right back pal
>>32222571>doesn’t deny the small dick energybased
Femanons, you recieve a letter in the mail saying that you have been chosen to be a part of a program that reintegrates african american convincts back into society by allowing them into your home and allowing them access to your holes. Do you accept this offer or are you a racist?
>>32222521I’ve wondered this too lmao. Some chicks so it in a way that is so over-the-top in its cuteness that it’s hard to believe they’re sneezing at all.
>>32222567>s-small dick energy>complains no one wants their shitty lefty propaganda gameIts well known that leftists actually do have smaller dicks than the right does due to lower levels of testosterone found in lefty men.
>>32222566Is pretty enjoyable, not a masterpiece or anything like that but a fun game with a good aesthetic.
>>32222572understandable, most straight people suck in general>>32222577no thanksalso this is a hell of a strawman
>>32222575Good thing I don't value foids' opinions.
>>32222576I'll accept your concessions of defeat. Liberals can't argue to save their lives and think a loss is a win kek.
Is being an open book leaving myself completely vulnerable a viable dating strategy if all i want is a wife?
>>32222515MAfter Dragon’s Dogma 2 I don’t think I’ll ever look forward to a new game ever again. Sticking to old games is the only way to be.
>>32222584thanks dylan
>>32222212If you're brown or fat or balding then we won't even get off the ground.
>>32222274Big fan of this random qt that will never know me
>>32222579They like to say that all rightoids are obese when they are usually in better shape than leftoid men are and the reason they level that insult is because all the men are there side are usually that. Obese, in poor health, nerds...
>>32222581You're a racist, you must pay reparations to black convincts.
>>32222586no, god, god no. i would love it, obviously, and i wouldn't hurt you on purpose, but sharks move faster than homebody autists like me. you WILL be hurt, and badly. be safe.
>>32222292You need to be at minimum 6'0
>>32222522FI am
>>32222588I don't know who that is but you're clearly having a mental breakdown now.
Need a tight tummy, fat bottom GYATT gf
tfw no bf
>>32222581I also hate non-straight people.
Girls, how can I act more confident in a way you would appreciate?
>>32222597it’s you, generic white guy sperg
>>32222581>no thanksNah, if you were a German during ww2 you'd be a Nazi, if that letter came you'd say yes out of fear of social rejection while also satisfying your urge to be a whore and an animal.
>>32222588go to bed megan
>>32222600actually don't know tf. elaborate
>>32222603>the lefty is not only delusional but racistMan that level of delusion is deep if you think that is my name or that I'm white lmfao. What's it like being modern day version of the KKK?
My favorite character in the book I’m reading just died
>>32222519I don't give a shit about tranny politics. I just want to be excited about something without a bunch of basement dwellers obsessed about identity politics trying to gatekeep everything. They're not making anything better, just making everything worse.>>32222534This doesn't make any sense, as I'm not a tranny or a game developer. But any time you spergs see a female protagonist or a gay character, you want to have a fit and pretend it's the end of the world. If you don't like something, don't buy it. But don't spend your free time shitting on people that do, because you're just giving the people you hate the ability to blame the failure of whatever game/movie/show on internet smear campaigns.>>32222539Damn, I felt that. >>32222554You might like Warhammer>>32222559It's slowly getting better. There's a lot of promising upcoming releases.>>32222570Hyper Light Drifter was great. Did you play Solar Ash too?>>32222577I'm racist
>>32222609oh you’re not whiteexplains everything
>>32222603>Liberal instantly drops the mask and shows their racismJust more proof that pushing racists like this out of video games will only make video games better, not worse.
>>32222611Go back a page and they're alive again.
>>32222611Time to write a lot of angry letters to the publisher.
>>3222227425f
women how do you feel when you find out a guy has a tragic past? ie. adolescent-teenage homelessness, starving, sleeping in the cold, victim of violence, etc.
>>32222601i don't care>>32222604no? such a weird assumption to make
>>32222615I like how racism is so attached to your identity that you not only care what the color of my skin is, but you'll be hateful and racist no matter what color my skin is. Really just showing us how leftoids really are just bottom barrel people.
>>32222274It's over.
Men what do you think of Nigella Lawson?
>>32222614no body is going to read this huge reddit-spaced sperg post about how you "don't care about politics in video games" when you clearly do.
>>32222622
>>32222623>no? such a weird assumption to makeIts weird to you because its right and you know it is, I know it is, but you have no way to deflect it other than going "teehee what an odd thing to say" for plausible deniablity.
>>32222630You don’t get it bro, the rightoids think their politics are just real life, so their politics in games = no politics
>>32222622i was watching a tv show about a hitman and he told a story about being bullied as a kid and i cried. if that happened with a guy i was friends with or dating i'd probably be a mess. i just want everyone to be happy. and especially the idea of it happening to someone when they were a kid is so fucking horrible. i want to hold the little boy and take him away from all of that.
>>32222627FI want to suck on her tits while she reads me a bedtime story
>>32222622Women only care if the victim is a woman or a child, if you were victimized as a child and grow up to being a man all that sympathy women have for you vanishes because women don't have souls and women don't care about victims unless they can grift off of it.>>32222631Case in point.
>>32222627>64 years old I want to bang this granny.
If I hear a girl use the word trauma, I am immediately no longer interested in being anywhere near this crazy bitch. Therapy speak is my #1 red flag.
>>32222638Hot if true.
>>32222593Haha it's fine anon, thanks. I guess it is a bit naive though at the same time it feels like I don't have much to lose
>>32222635This is such a wrong and unhinged post that I have no idea how to address it so I'll just do the internet version of crossing the street to avoid you.
>>32222515MI haven't been able to keep up with new releases in like a decade and a half, and most games aren't even good these days. What's even coming up? Uhh...Slay the Spire 2, but similar thoughts to other anon about that.Rift of the Necrodancer maybe?I'm still looking forward to Miegakure coming out but I've been waiting on that to come out for 14 years now and I doubt it'll be coming out anytime soon.Silksong? I never beat the original, but from the sounds of it I have plenty of time....Corpse Party 2? Battlefield Waltz?There's a couple of new Atelier games, but I haven't been impressed with their releases recently so hesitant about them.
>>32222614>Hyper Light Drifter was great. Did you play Solar Ash too?yup, it was ok
>>32222274
>>32222644It is. Unfortunately, I'm a slut for British and Australian women. It's a real problem.https://youtu.be/RtS2Ikk7A9I
>>32222645if you want something out of life, you have something to lose.
>>32222652>and AustralianOh, oof, gross, never mind.
>>32222640This, I was redpilled early when I told my ex at the time about my abuse and she was supportive and caring all the way up until it became "annoying" for her to deal with and then she started to use it against me and make me cry. I'll never forget when she had a bad day and just said unprompted "You're being such a baby, you need to just get over it." That was when I knew women are fucking awful and deserve to be alone for forever.
>>32222465dunno. I only orgasm with a dildo and when I get close to cumming I pick up the pace and pound myself silly. But I like it really slow the rest of the time.
>>32222655…nothing wrong with aussies
>>32222627No idea who that isToo much makeup and chest is bigger than I like I think, though not excessively too much bigger
>>32222652I'm British and even I find British and Australian women disgusting.
>>32222652>that video Top kek
I just took the buzzpill and shaved my head completely after almost 5 years of having long hair.
>>32222611I'm sorry.
>>32222602dont apologize all the time for nothing
I think most people here are mentally ill on some level. And I don't mean "here" as in 4chan, I mean "here" as in atoga.
>went to a close friend’s wedding this weekend>my oneitis was there >tried to have fun without going overboard >may have fucked that up by the end of the night but I was too drunk to remember God kill me. I hate this feeling of insecure uncertainty.
>>32222515FKCD 2 and Outward 2 are the main things I'm looking forward to atmGothic remake is coming too but I feel pretty skeptical about that
>>32222622depends on how he's dealing with it now, and if he ends up hurting me by using his past as an excuse/reason because that happens a lot actually
>>32222655>Not liking Margot RobbieJust say you're gay>>32222661Because you're used to them. Fortunately, I have no such predisposition.
>>32222667Well, I am mentally ill and I don't pretend like I am not
>>32222521No, my sneezes are intrinsically and effortlessly cute
>>32222667Startling revelation
>>32222627She's got a nice smile.
>>32222672Kiera Nightley gets on my nerves.
>>32222672her bobs are to smol
hump English Roses
>>32222663ick
>>32222634no anon, i'm telling you that's falsewhat else do you want me to say other than "you're wrong. that's false"?>>32222643using the word trauma isn't always a red flag imo, like i use that word but i hate therapy desu
>>32222684Response hazy, ask again later
>>32222684Awful, but you deal with it.
>>32222682Now I regret it, I look like a school shooter
>>32222691Why’d you do it
I want guidance
>>32222696I was kinda bored of looking like an artsy twink
>>32222699You speak English>You have been guided!
how many women here dont care about the roe v wade shit?as a guy i dont get why its a big deal. im pro choice but if you live in a state that isnt. just vote in your state. i dont get why it should be a federal law.
>>32222323So after decades of polluting the man pool with your awfulness, you complain that we'd rather share good men?
>>32222699>Open the door>Get on the floor>everybody walk the dinosaur
>>32222682I'm shaving my head tomorrow if women hate bald dudes its def. gonna be a style I'm gonna keep.>>32222703Women hate freedom and will unironically tell people to "just move to another state if you don't like it" but then act like they are being executed when you do the same back to them. Fuck 'em.
>>32222703i don't pay attention to the government but i would rather become a paraplegic than kill my baby.
>>32222701NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOooooooooooooo........
>>32222663Enjoy cold blasting your skull
>>32222712I'm male and I approve this message.
>>32222678More for me>>32222679Small tits and cocks are refined. Big tits and cocks are the physical manifestation of excess and barbarism.>>32222703It only really started bothering me when they began saying abortions weren't acceptable even in the case of rape, incest, or when it is a risk to the mother's life. Like, at that point, you just hate women.
>>32222703I care but I’m not vocal about it. I’m not much of an activist and don’t have the energy to participate in politics beyond voting
>>32222718>It only really started bothering me when they began saying abortions weren't acceptable even in the case of rape, incest, or when it is a risk to the mother's life. Like, at that point, you just hate women.Majority of the abortions done are due to consensual sex and being irresponsbile/impulsive. Less than 1% is due to incest and less than 3% is due to rape. You're losing this argument because you can't stop lying about the stats and it that means we "hate women" then yeah, we do.
>>32222712You perhaps imagine that they will carve out exceptions in the law for situations like when your baby is missing major organs and cannot survive and will possibly take you with it... but they don't.
Do men ever poke holes in condoms? Men would you be mad if I check a condom after you had sex with me for holes or tears?
>>32222703If abortion is already legal and you're so concerned with the economy, shouldn't you vote for the party that won't waste resources making it illegal?
>>32222722>cannot survive and will possibly take you with it... but they don't.Literally that is covered under the Hippocratic Oath, with consent doctors will terminate abortions the are think (or know) will harm or kill the Mother. Do women just not do research and just say random bullshit thinking its correct? And women wonder why men don't listen to them or respect their opinions?
I wish some of you had been aborted
>>32222713What
>>32222727>Do women just not do research and just say random bullshit thinking its correct? And women wonder why men don't listen to them or respect their opinions?Yes, which is why the Democratic party is tanking, half of the things they say is just emotional manipulation the other half is out-and-out lies and then they wonder why nothing is going their way.I live in a state that made abortion illegal and they STILL do abortions to save the Mother's life if it risks it.
>>32222728Same and this is why abortion is based and needed.
>>32222727Why are you ranting about doctors in response to a post about lawmakers? Did you not even read the post?And besides, doctors won't do anything if it's illegal. The Hippocratic Oath is "First CYA".
>>32222734>Why are you ranting about doctors in response to a post about lawmakers? Did you not even read the post?>Can't connect the dotsHoly shit and you vote?
>run into girl a few times>asked her out>she keeps saying busy>asked if she is busy in November>says she will find out and get back to me>haven't chatted or ran into her since TuesdayMy route next week might allow me to run into her. If and when I run into her what should I say? Obviously I won't press her for an answer. So what topics can we talk about?
>>32222737your autism
>>32222734The point he's making is what you said is just flat out wrong and what you responded to with is also wrong. Almost all states that have abortions illegal can still do abortions that put the Mother's life at risk, you absolute drooling retard.
>>32222729why would you not want to look like an artsy twink?
>>32222725i could imagine a loser of this caliber but that must be rare. keep in mind these fucking things tear on their own. also, if it was just a tiny hole you're probably protected anyway
Impregnating femanon and making her keep it
Plague dogs is a zombie movie :(
>>32222747Baby trap femanon so i dont die alone
>>32222721I didn't say otherwise about the statistics. But the fact remains that the people in charge of making laws in this country have very little knowledge of women's reproductive system. I'm glad Todd Akin died, though. Kind of hypocritical of him to get that tumor removed when if it's really cancer, the body has a way to shut that whole thing down.But if you want to make abortion illegal, you should also make it illegal for fathers to abandon their children. Not that I think either of those are good ideas. The real solution would be better and more comprehensive sex education and easier access to birth control. That could cut down almost half, as half of women who have abortions report using birth control when they got pregnant.But then there are serious side effects to birth control, many of which men on here like to complain about with modern women. So the only real solution is to stop having sex with men.
>>32222703not a woman but this kind of shit just show how self centered (most, not all) women are.I have a theory that women suffer from main character syndrome, they believe that the most absurd and out of the usual things will happen to them. That's why women won't settle with average man, because they deserve the best man ever as the princesses on the movie they watch do. That's why they enjoy true crime, because they see all the attention victims get and put themselves in their shoes. Have you ever seen all those ridiculous videos on how to escape a kidnapper if you are tied up? 99% of the population won't ever be in such a situation but it is somehow really popular with women.That's why women are so fixated on rape, even if they have no first hand experience with it and they live in the safest of 1st world countries, they can't help but made up "what if" scenarios on their heads and what would be the most convenient thing for them to do if such things would happen to them, which realistically is < 1% if the live in a western country.Women that over care about the rode v wade shit are women that are out of touch with reality.
>>32222751Is it good?
>>32222515FThese apparently.I've been playing metaphor refantazio and aside from a lot of the ham fisted equality stuff and it being a story about racism that seems written by someone who doesn't completely grasp racism(so far from where I am in the story) it has a pretty charming world. And the elements they ripped from persona work pretty well.It doesn't get old despite being kind of a reskin..
>>32222757yes i cried
>>32222756I don't know why they are so worried about it, no women here are going to have a kid or get married and judging by the projected stats nearly 50% of women won't have to really worry about abortion rights because they won't be having kids, so I don't get how this is "so important" at the current lowest birth rate in history ever.
>>32222747>>32222753I would rather kill myself than have sex with - or carry the child of - any of you.
>>32222742That has been my thing for a long time, but people always assume I'm gay or something. But probably the main factor is that I still look way too young despite being in my mid 20s. Not that I want to look old, but sometimes is weird
Men, how do I be less obsessive? I cling too hard and men run away because they "want space" and then I'm back to square one.
What kind of women like getting slapped?
>>32222760I'll watch it, thanks!
>>32222765find a man with anxious attachment style
>>32222763Please go right ahead
Why do I keep matching with girls who are "done having fun and want something serious?"
https://youtu.be/A0jxPUw_xv0
>>32222770Betabux energy
>>32222766ain't the fun part that you never know till you look inside?
>>32222761as I said, is just "what if" for them, they don't care about facts.
>>32222756Explains why they keep making action hero movies with 30+ hags that keep flopping now that you mention it, lmfao.
>>32222770Who knows, maybe you have something that attracts that type of girl. For example, I mostly attract girls with emotional problems or milfs
>>32222768I'm anxious attachment style and she doesn't want someone who is anxiously attached, clingy gfs make us run for the hills.
>>32222765I don't think there is anything wrong with you, a guy that wants you would accept you the way you are. What's the point of changing who you are for someone that wouldn't have accepted the real you?
>>32222767its not actually a zombie movie but you would get it if u watched it. it has that kind of spirit
>>32222782uhm, no? well i guess it depends on the degree on clinginess but you just sound like a beta
Would you date this woman?
>>32222788nty
>>32222788Probably not
>>32222788I'm pretty sure that's a man
>>32222788I hate the nigger who did this
>>32222788
>>32222788Hope she gets her 50k
>>32222796bruh
Damn, look at himPedro
>>32222744How do you even check for tears
>>32222147Only boomer men in their 40's+ like strip clubs
>Taliban minister declares women's voices among women forbiddenThoughts?
>>32222803He’s so hot it makes me want to die
>>32222808erm, hecking le based? hecking le foids are the evil and also comparable to le hecking animals so we must le hecking control them! white power! i cant wait to tell my chuddy buddy in pol!!
>>32222811Horrible taste
I have an interview tomorrow… oh wow
>>32222814what kind of job?
>>32222814good luck!
>>32222808Taliban gay confirmed.
>>32222627I feel about her the same way I feel about Holly Willoughby>motorboat
Need a DEF gf
>>32222826c
>>32222813Why
Thoughts on this?https://x.com/AnAngryOpossum/status/1850224916831883654
>>32222274M
>>32222832He ugly
>>32222833I ain't clickin that shit nigha
>>32222837No I like him
>>32222841it's got feet
>>32222833I'm not buying a book that encourages my daughters to wear makeup and nail polish.
>>32222845It encourages them to sell feet pics, actually.
>>32222765>tfw no clingy gf to reassure..
WomenThoughts on young men?18-28
>>32222850IDC
>>32222850i mean, i want one? are you looking for any thoughts specifically?
>>32222847If you say so. I kind of doubt it though.
>>32222856Scroll down
>>32222816I don’t want to say lest I jinx it. I have been praying for an opportunity >>32222820Thank you
This jawn dead as shit
https://youtu.be/hOHKltAiKXQ
Worst thing that ever happened was people convincing me that there are Moral jobs when I was a teenager. Fuck all of you. I will make bombs if it pays me well I don’t fucking care. Bitches wanted to keep me broke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aP-Wy1Ok5Fs
>>32222787>instantly copesyou've been warned.
>>32222892?
I'm so happy I'm not a woman. Women are way more likely to die and not get CPR now because of women suing the people attempting to save them. Let this be a lesson to you guys, don't help women unless she is paying you money, don't go out of your way unless you specifically are related to the woman.
>>32222894Yup being a hero is a 1 way ticket to put you in jail or make you broke, don't do anything for free.
>>32222893Oh, so like most women you have no idea what you're talking about, gotcha.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqlce10FyVU&t=193s
i think i am pretty clever a lot of the time, but during certain parts of my cycle, i genuinely become a retard. i cannot think. i'm like a dumb baby. thinking about very very simple ideas like i'm a philosopher and kind of just zonking out to visually pleasing videos and music and stuff. reading comprehension goes to hell too. it's bad bad. how grim is this for a trait to have for a girlfriend? can i be useless sometimes?
>>32222903you sound healthy
>>32222908i should note im very useful when not on dummy time
>>32222903Most men are avoidant attachement style because of how fucked up women are at communicating:>I want you to be vulnerable>*be vulnerable*>Ew, you aren't attractive to me anymore>*brings up the thing you are vulnerable about later to hurt your feelings or manipulate you*>*if you break up she uses it to destroy your reputation*Never, ever, ever, ever be vulnerable with a modern, western women. Lie to them about anything and everything because they will throw you out the moment its convenient to them.
>>32222858Twitter doesn't work well on my computer since Elon Musk but fine I guess I can try to find a working nitter.Those seem pretty mild and you're only really objecting to them because someone took them out of context. The only one that's a little weird is the one about breasts, and that's only because it's a circular argument. It's basically a puberty book, but from a Christian perspective. Not only that, but it's a 432 page book. I can only imagine that it's pretty comprehensive.Puberty books are weird and gross because puberty is weird and gross. The ones for guys talk about body odor, armpit hair, chest hair, testosterone, wet dreams, erections, etc. I'm sure.And the pictures of her other books and her posts on twitter, she's written dozens of books and likely has an active twitter profile. Of course you can find some books where the feet are the focus of the picture, or a comment about a traditional Christian service act that involves feet.And I don't see anything about selling foot pics.
>>32222908Life becomes very simple when we stop questioning our own intelligence, like, don't even assume if you're smart or dumb, just chill.Also like people who they they're smart are kind of hard to be around, doesn't matter if they're actually smart most of the time.
>>32222909The healthiest men aren't dating, yes.
>>32222908Are your boobs similar to Himeno's size?If so it doesn't matter if you're dumb sometimes
>>32222916The worst kind of person is the person who assumes they are smart when they aren't, people who are smart but think they are dumb are way more likable and if you are smart enough to know objectively being "smart" isn't your thing there are other things to be good at.There are artists who have fucking rocks in their brains but I still respect them because of their skill or ability to express themselves in a way that I can't. Being dumb isn't a flaw, being dumb but trying to be smart is.
>>32222916no, i mean. a week or something ago i spend like 20 minutes thinking deeply about stuff, like. costumes, mostly. like mascot costumes and furries. i was thinking it's so weird how these big fat guys can fit in these costumes that arent fat, it's because they're big costumes. they can hide in the big costumes. this is just like when soldiers hid in the trojan horse. aha! i have cleverly deduced that if something is big enough, any small thing can fit inside it! like i spent a whole train of thought to produce that gem and didn't question it until five minutes after i got my conclusion. i get dumb.
>>32222908No one cares
>>32222926
>>32222908Not an issueI might roll my eyes a little though
>>32222908I think self-awareness is more important that being smart and I think it'll come off as cute to a lot of dudes so I think you are overthinking it.
>>32222922i got bazookas, but i'm not going to date a guy who wants to date my tits instead of me, doofus.
>>32222913>Never, ever, ever, ever be vulnerable with a modern, western women. Lie to them about anything and everything because they will throw you out the moment its convenient to them.This, women destroyed the dating dynamic, do not under any circumstances trust them or put yourself in a positions to be exploited by them. They are all predators, despite how pretty they look and they are extremely dangerous to be around.
>>32222913>>32222917>>32222938you are both huge losers
>>32222908what time of the cycle does that happen?
>>32222938>worst they can do is tell your friends you like to be the little spoonOh no, the agony.
>>32222941Glad I repulsed you!
I really hate women.
>>32222936can your bf milk you?
>>32222941>>3222294https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13jbNFhdgkc7
>>32222956I don't get why people date real women when 2d perfection like this already exists.
me and who
>>32222963Couldn't be me
>>32222963A noose
>>322229622d women can't give us children yet
>>32222966>>32222964oh…
>>32222963You and Mimi.
>>32222942it's hard to explain, but it's right before my preperiod stards
>>32222956if that was his thing, sure
Why can't women just be like men and be absolute bros and let me fuck them once and a while?
>>32222986>local anon discovers why the "boy magically turns into a girl but still acts like a boy so the main character can fuck her and fall in love" hentai games existsBecause God wants us to suffer.
>>32221957MI'd kill myself if I looked like that.
>>32222983So after ovulation?
>>32222986i can't give you a brojob until you actually see me as a bro, but you'll never see me as a bro because you're too horny. it's a catch 22.
>>32222993Believe it or not but men actually use other men like they use women, its only after an extended time of using each other does a deeper bond form.
>>32222997GGAAAYYYYYYY
>>32222968Himeno is so perfect bros...
>>32222998Not in a sexual way but my point is that men understand that friendship is first built off of convince and is then only perpetuated into a "bromance" or true friendship once you gain an appreciation for the other. Its how normal relationships (friendships or more) are suppose to work. Most of my friends weren't really friends but just people I was friendly with because we exchanged services and we grew to just like each other for who we were over time. Its why Bromances go so deep.
>>32222908Sounds fine to me. To me this would only be a problem if you became mean and toxic once a month.
>>32222783Because I know I'm crazy and I want to be healthy for a relationship.
>>32223002>I was friendly with because we exchanged services and we grew to just like each other for who we were over time. Its why Bromances go so deep.That and men generally are way more easy going and don't gossip about each other.
>>32222991sort of. there's the macro "phases" but there's micro moods within. the days right after ovulating feel different from the couple days right before PMS, then PMS, then period, yada yada
>>32222968If a girl with huge tits who wasn't the size of a dumptruck moo'd at me I'd propose right then and there. But luckily for me I'm 2d-sexual.
>>32222997Hot. Men... using each other. Kissing each other good night. Rubbing each other...
I fucking hate fujos.
>>32223012But fujos loove you <3
>>32223013They don't. Your disgusting fetish fantasies have nothing to do with love.
>>32223012I looove molesting your image in my head~Making men kiss you and do naughty things
>>32223011I’m not gay but tbis mase me blush a little
>>32223004i get irritable and sensitive but i don't get mean. i get frustrated. like "god i broke my egg yolk why is the world so fucking cruel" kek
>>32223011shoo shoo dirty fujo...
>>32223016This is sexual harassmentI'm calling the police
>>32223018Lol, I get like that sometimes too
>>32223020>police come>forcibly molest you upon sight while screaming "Stop Resisting!!!">Their batons are horse cock dildos a half-foot long.
>>32223023You belong in a wood chipper
>>32223020Watch anon actually call po po, cuz other anon has no concept as to who they might really be talking to.
>>32223020Can't arrest me for thought crimes~Making men undress you, and grope your theighsssssSpread em
>>32223024The funny thing is that I'm the guy the fujo was responding too, lmfao.
>>32223012What's a fujos?
>>32223028See >>32223024
>>32223026President Biden doesn't remember how to dial 911
>>32223030Fujoshi are disgusting women who fantasize about men having gay sex
>>32223030Hello, newfriend!
>>32223031*making men """accidentally""" feel your pee pee with their buttocks fully clothed*
>>32223028Bet you get a kick out of it too huh, talking to some other dood online but you cant tell. Prime kek!
>>32223031>the wood chipper is just a giant man and the other men just feed you head first into his asshole
>>32223033Ew! Thats a thing?
>>32223039In Japan and anime culture, yes. They are basically female neckbeards.
>>32223032Aww, thats messed uuuuuup... I think its funny that both trump an biden made generational mistakes that will take a generation to even remotely try to fix.
>>32223043I don't want to ask for fear that you'll say something so profoundly dumb that I'll actively lose IQ points.
>>32223036Yeah, I'm filthy. I want cute men to make out while I play with them.
Will femanons dress up as clingy gfs for halloween
>>32223042But then what do we call the doods that get a kick out antagonizing lesbians? Is there a word for that? I desperately need to know if there's a word for that.
>>32223046I was thinking the same thing, lol
>>32223049No, that's normal.
>>32223048You'll just hate me and make me cry at the end of the night.
>>32223046Good to know. I'll make it a point to keep it to myself. Seems like BOTH sides dont want to hear it.
hi r u listening to rn? if so, what song and r u a guy or gal? I’m just curious what ppl listen to here…i’m a guy and I’m listening to understanding in a car crash by thursday. i really love this song
>>32223050LMFAO
>>32223050
>>32223048I'll be working. Dont know if i want to bother dressing up.
>>32223057MI'm listening to a guy play Battle Brothers (A military video game).
>>32223048Only if I get a clingy bf out of it
>>32223057I'm in your wallsListening to you flush the toilet
>>32223052Well thats just fucked up. So doods can jack off at the local gas station bathroom to lesbians, but chicks cant think about gay dudes doing their thing... Sigh, i hate where we are today.
Men is this advertisement appealing to you?
>>32223061Go naked and say you are dressed up as a nudist for Halloween.>>32223048>>32223065>No one wants an aloof bf that takes a long time to get comfortable with you and will sometimes give in to moments of weakness before going back to being aloof but being slightly less aloof each time.It's over.
>>32223067>So doods can jack off at the local gas station bathroom to lesbiansAnon... That isn't normal anywhere...
>>32223070>>No one wants an aloof bf that takes a long time to get comfortable with you and will sometimes give in to moments of weakness before going back to being aloof but being slightly less aloof each time.>It's over.Man as long as you like me and I like you and you hug and kiss me it's fine
>>32223064sounds comfy. i never played that but i like the frog fanart>>32223068not really cuz it’s an advertisement and my hate for advertisements overrides any horniness >>32223066I’m not poopeeing right now, stupid.
>>32223070Thats a trash idea and you know it.
>>32223053what why would I do that>>32223065I'm clingy but I think I'm better as a clingy gf enabler
>>32223079>I'm clingy but I think I'm better as a clingy gf enablerWhat is the difference
>>32223077Well I wouldn't have to try so hard to get into your pants cause you wouldn't be in them...AAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>32223073IdKnow anon, a lot of bathroom cleaners be telling me about the jizz all over the mens bathrooms.
>>32223082terrifying it true... When I use to work as a jaintor to pay for college female bathrooms were always so much more worse than male bathrooms.
>>32223081Im not even interested in that right now (dont know who you are and im a big-ol-lesbo) yet, i cant deny your point! You get a kek! From me.
>>32223075>sounds comfy. i never played that but i like the frog fanartkek, I didn't know that existed and that is cool. It's not a comfy game, its actually an incredibly unfair game because of how hard it is.
>>32223083Do tell, what made them "worse"
>>32223085Its okay, I don't really take any of the flirting here serious anyway, I have enough self-respect not to prowl /atoga/ for a gf, that is dystopian levels of desperation. Glad you liked it, I was expecting to be insulted for saying that.
>>32223080I let her be clingy as much as she wants which satisfies my own clinginess, so I would only need to act clingy rarely
ANY LADIES HERE WANNA BE MY GF ILL BE YOUR BF
>>32223090I dont see anything in here as "flirting". Its all to random, and i haven't studied this board, so i cant read everyone. But if your logic trumps my logic, ill give it to you.
>>32223088Well for one you might be in them which is already terrible, jk, jk.But I've had women do really bizzare things with shit specifically.>shitting into a plastic bag and throwing it away in the trash can>taking a shit in the corner of the bathroom and then making a weird toilet paper nest on top of it>the weird toilet paper layers they put over the seat then for w/e reason just refuse to clean up>period blood in the sink>period blood used as graffiti>period blood smeared on the walls or on the mirrors>unflushed toilets>blocked toilets>blocked toilets flushed many times for some reasonOn the men's side, most I would see was piss on the ground and very rarely a shit in the urinal.
Men, my Columbine highschool massacre discussion forum account just dropped
>>32223097Ngl, that phrase has escaped my lips when i see a cute chick in a hot car. Its nice to see them in the same place at the same time driving.
>>32223101Its "flirting" to me because I would never say that to anyone in real life, even if I liked them unless I knew them very, very, very well.
>>32223105Hello fed
>>32223110They should hire me
>>32223068not even remotely
>>32223113kek, they did though...>>32223068No, I actually hid this when I saw you post it and only responded to it when I saw the last anon reply to it.
>>32223105mister/missus fed whats ur favorite breakfast food and
>>32223105What happened to kiwifarms?
>>32223104You know i was maintenance too, men also like shit play. and the one thing i just cant for the life of me understand, is how do men split the toilet in half, DOWN THE MIDDLE. I can see how periods would be gross to you, hell bet you one of them doods that dont fuck on that special time of the month too, huh. Just to harsh for'ya. Meh, boys will be boys.
>>32223118It's kiwifarms dot st now bro.
>>32223119Toilets are pretty easy to break if your a dude and your fat or you kick the toilet. When I was younger I was drunk as fuck and just decided to kick my toilet for fun and absolutely obliterated the bowl.
>>32223117Hmmm! I quite like a full English and French toast. Coffee on the side
women what is preventing you from looking like >her
>>32223127you sure have good taste for a stinkin’ fed
>>32223108Ngl, i miss being frank all the time. Its to hard to talk to women, and im a fucking lesbian. I mean damn, How did they make it so that perves get to go to women's prisons, but chicks cant just want to stay away from dick. Its all to hard now.
>>32223130Not knowing who the FUCK you're talking about nigga put some goddamn effort into your shit posts if you want anyone to respond with anything worthwhile
>>32223124Are you fucking serious?! Men can do that? Nah, but you would have to be all linebacker status
>>32223137Most men can lift toilets by themselves, they aren't that heavy...https://www.youtube.com/shorts/9Uaf1bve2OM
>>32223134This has to be a youngin or some delayed shit. Grow up.
>>32223134see thats what im talking about, no motivation, no fucking visionfucking useless
Femanons I'm going to bed, who will stroke my head for me while I go to sleep?
>>32223139I can EASY dead lift them too, just, I've never split one straight down the middle. Its an insane amount of pressure in the right spot to do it. I can break them too, Its porcelain for ducks sake. I also dont get a kick out of knowing you guys take the doors off the hinges for funzies too.
>>32223140I'm just having a little fun, something that's sorely lacking here I can see.
>>32223142I you where a verified girl, I'd Do It! but this is an anon site, and i aint touchin no dood. Cooties got me fuuuucked up.
>>32223050more classic tumblr memes please
>>32222704ive never had sex, asked a girl out, or been on a date and nor do I plan to. Why are you projecting your bad hookups on to me?
>>32223150Does anyone actually find this trash funny?
>>32223144Its one of the few perks of being a man.
Girls, I'm going to say something slightly unhinged, and you're going to tell me how repulsive this would be if we were dating.>I eat 4 rotisserie chickens per week>They're my main source of protein/food>Lunch and dinner, but also sometimes for breakfast (with rice)>I strip the meat off the skeleton and use it to make sandwiches, wraps, stir fry, salads, meat + vegetable meals, and more>The most common meal I make is putting the chicken over steam rice, serving with salad, pickled veg (homemade) and sauces such as sriracha and hoisinI get like 6lbs per week of pure meat for 20 bucks, already cooked and seasoned. I do eat other things. And I'm good at cooking. This is just laziness and a habit I've allowed to get away from me.
Just date a black girl, it's that easy.
>>32223068Negative ghostrider
>>32223153Yes and nostalgic
>>32223156Only if she is fat and has a fat ass and doesn't do the hood yell-talking bullshit.
>>32223156I dont want mixed kids
>>32223156I think about this.but i dont have dark children.
>>32223155I do the same thing but its with ground beef and chicken breast. I eat 1/100th of my bodyweight in meat a day.
>>32223156No black or brown woman has ever given me a chance, unless you count SEA women.
>>32223156my honest reaction
>>32223155That wouldn't be repulsive at all. What made your brain go in that direction, i had a diet like that when i used to give a shit. Actually, you sound more responsible than most people. Hell if you were a girl, (im a girl) i would cook healthy and good for you every day. I also like cooking. Like ... a Lot. Mind you, i have an affinity for Pb and Jay sandwiches though.
Imagine if Biden had gay sex with trump.
>>32223172this is all i fap to
>>32223172The oldness of it all. kek.
>>32223172They fight like they have...
>>32223172I like to imagine a world where Trump and/or Biden some how replace their wives by wearing a wig and pretending to be the opposites wives and it some how fools everyone but the most out there people who always get panned as conspiracy theorists. I think that would be funny.
>>32223174ew, yet... what do you do if you just happen to find the renown smart ones attractive as all hell? Im old so i have impulse control, but thats not to say i dont find the fact that they are fucking cute.
>>32223179conspiracy theorists would have a heart attack if something like that ever happened.
>>32223170>What made your brain go in that directionJust seems like something women would find weird. I think it's weird.>when i used to give a shitThis is my lazy diet. I used to cook a lot but I was making myself fat so I cut back to really simple foods to help me lose weight. I ate a lot of simple chicken, rice and veg. Then one day I really thought about how cheap the chickens were and I started buying them regularly. Then the quantity increased due to job stress at the time.Now I just always have chicken, rice, salad (I at least make the salad myself) and 3-4 jars of homemade pickled veg in the fridge and I eat that for probably 70% of my meals.Altho sometimes I use the chicken skeletons to make broth but I'm not a big soup guy.
Women are disgusting.
>>32223188You're Disgusting.
genderalright anon, you can get one drink. which one you pickingfor me its cherry coke
I am told I am good looking. I know im not a chad but I don't think I am ugly either.Yet...im almost 28 and still a virgin. never kissed, never dated, never really got a sign a girl was into meI am not sure how this happened. I don't see myself befriending a girl my age for a long time and im getting to the age where if i dont have kids in 5 years im never having them. i dont want to date someone much younger than me
>>32223189this is a meme about the metaphysical implications of war lords, harems and chubby bellies
>>32223189The perfect woman doesn't exi....>sees that the body is a real womanFalse alarm...
>>32223193dr pepper zero sugar
>>32223193
(this is a genuine question)where on the internet can i go to see bitter women obsessing over female celebrities and making fun of their looks? i know i can find the male version of that on here, but i wanna see women hating on eachother
>>32223193Mnone, buf if you forced me to choose it would be the arizona green tea and if it was around bedtime it would be arizona mucho mango.
>>32223201Crystal Cafe, sometimes I go over there and pretend to be a woman and make fake news headlines to make them mald and seethe for fun.
>>32223201retardwe aren‘t dumb enough to leave evidence of doing that
>>32223194almost like looks aren‘t the most important thing when getting pussy who would have thought not homo red pill grifters thats for sure
>>32223193My sex is female,and cherry Dr P why?
>>32223193fcherry cola i guess
>>32223193>no bang's>no regular mountain dewFuck outta here
>>32223210good taste
>>32223201FI dont get a kick out of shitting on women, thats a hard core dood thing for sure.
>>32223208also good taste, i had this for the first time two weeks ago. though I kinda wish they didn't dye it and just left it the same color
>>32223213thanks baby
>>32222087Both, that's the appeal. Pic related.>>32222102That's sweet, femanon. I suppose at some point, porn sucks out the pleasure (heh) and just becomes another job.
>>32223217:*
>>32223216FSame! I really dont care about the color, as long as it tastes good, i like it.
>>32222123Kek
>>32223220I'm going to try canada dry cherry next, I have some high hopes.
I am constipated
>>32223194>I must wait for a girl to give me a clear sign that she's into me before approaching because rejection hurts my fefes
>>32223193MI dont see green tea arizona so its a cherry coke for me
>>32222044>>32222057Uhhhh, you might be wrong.. Popular people come in here all the time to be able to talk normally freely and frankly. The more people you know, the harder it is to speak what you actually feel. Hell my hard core lesbian ass isnt allowed to even talk to girls like that. It would be considered offencive for me to even humor being attracted to anyone. im not allowed. Hell even getting people alone at all is impossible, bodyguards and all that shit. Just sayi'n, you would be surprised.
There's no place on the internet where women won't mock men for getting rejected and that taking a toll, but they'd never admit that being rejected themselves is their biggest fear. Thankfully they just need to be passive so they never get rejected - such is their gender privilege.
>>32223235How can you be afraid of something that never happens? Use dour brain anon.
>just learn to code bro you can work from home and never see the face of another human ever again while you slowly get outsourced >learn a trade instead>immediately start earning over six figures in my first week of employment >talking to this cutie from accounting upstairs I met during my job interview I am never taking advice from incels about jobs or women ever again
>>32223235F I'll have you know ive been rejected a whole ass four times in my life. Get over yourself.
>>32223237Hypothetically there might be an one in a lifetime chance to snag the best possible man and she will have to risk getting rejected.>>32223240Oh, wow. A nothingburger. I'll have you know that if a normal guy only asks four women out, the chances are that only one might even acknowledge his presence.
>>32223239Taxable income isn’t your take home
waking up next to JH and ruffling up her hair a bit
>>32223193Fany of them water, beer or wine?
>>32223193there's root beer off to the right
>>32223235I don’t care enough about men to mock them
>>32223245WTH? seriously? I actually tried to date these people, it wasn't an issue about my trying to sleep with them. That's a dood thing. I just like having someone around to talk to that i can trust. If you cant control your impulses, you deserve to be alone.
give me a name
>>32223268Actually, i care, just not enough to humor their tantrums about cheaters not being able to cheat and not get caught anymore. Im glad cheaters get caught now.
>>32223193F. Mountain dew spark zero. Tastes fantastic.>>32223155Would not care. I also eat like a retard when I'm single/living alone. It's different if you're cooking for someone, I hope.
>>32223276Morty
>>32223270"Asking someone out" has a certain connotation. It's not necessarily about sleeping with them but it's not a purely platonic thing either.>If you cant control your impulses, you deserve to be aloneWhat impulses exactly?
>>32222152Wht about being skinny and then specifically target your thighs/legs when working out so they are bigger? Would that even it out?
>>32223258She'd probably kill you for that.
>>32222081I feel really retarded whenever I try to do sexy stuff, just not like me. I'll do things like that for my bf's entertainment but I feel so stupid and unsexy when I do.>>32222240No.>>32222274F, 31.
>>32223284you dont have to keep convincing me
>>32222274MLucy Liu
What do women do online?I feel every corner of internet i browse is male dominated except pop singer fandoms. do girls just orbit celebrities online and watch tiktoks?
>>32221957M 3/10the biggest problem here is narrow shoulders/frame
>>32223247Even incels are being replaced by AI
>>32223277Is that who we mock? Cheating men? I can do that
>>32223281Like i dont get how doods can straight up be black pilled and STILL bitch about, Muh, "she doesn't like me, so im just going to talk shit about women"I'll have you know, .. boooooooo you suck. I Love Women. and i get turned down to you know. I make it a point to keep her happy. I like her. It makes me happy to see her happy.
>>322232974chan gives you the absolute worst perception of reality about women I’ve ever seen, I love my normie gf
>>32223297What do you mean, we are everywhere, it’s the internet
>>32223300Nah, not even that. Its to easy for men to kill us. Cant mock guys, to dangerous.
>>32223297you are the most retarded person on the internet and that is hard to achieve
>>32223304This, i dream about normie girlfriend. That sounds dreamy <3
>>32223306I agree trannies are everywhere you freaks ruined the internet and made us go outside thank you giving platos allegory of the cave
>>32223306ok...but if this was the case yu wouldnt have people simping just for revealing youre a girl.if a girl reveals shes a girl on reddit youll get 100 replies saying "rip to your inbox! xD"you see this simp behavior everywhere. in atoga you see it. in places where women are dominate like swiftie twitter, you dont see this. everyone is mostly a girl so you sometimes get the opposite.>>32223304what does your normie gf do online or irl? a normie gf seems awful
>>32223301>I make it a point to keep her happy. I like her. It makes me happy to see her happy.Good for you but it's more of an issue about having the opportunity to even start doing so. If she doesn't like me, that's fine, I'm not going to throw an autistic tantrum and call her and every other woman names. But the actual problem, for most guys, is recurrence: she doesn't like me, and that other one doesn't like me, and she doesn't like me, and it seems like her friend outright hates me. It compounds gradually.
Does anyone else use drugs but never develop an addiction to them? I know it's a cliche "I can stop whenever I want!" but I legit can and do stop whenever I want.
genderanons who have actually clubbed (not just gone once) what's it really likeI don't think I'll ever go but I'm curious to hear your personal experiences
>>32223297Social media primarily, but there's women everywhere online.
>>32223314God bless normie gfs>>32223316She’s basically a golden retriever type, wants a big fancy house with a walk in wardrobe that sorta thing, yes she might seem boring but the sex and love I receive from her is second to none, top gf
>>32223315yikes, thas deep.>the manner in which most people, relying only on their immediate senses, could understand only a little of the nature of reality
>>32223307They do that regardless, you know that if you are a woman
>>32223326>wants a big fancy house with a walk in wardrobe that sorta thingsounds shallow
>>32223304How did you meet her? I feel like I only attract mentally ill hoes when I just want an extrovert gf to do sports with.
>>32223315Straight to bitch coping, have a nice day weakling
>>32223336Mentally ill hoes are based and elite
>>32223316It’s the same when we go outside. That’s on you guys. We hide better online,
>>32223316>a normie gf seems awfulstill better than 4chan gf on average
>>32223324sex is FIt Was Epic! kek, kind'a makes me laugh that new gen will never get there ever again. Before epstein and diddy, there was a safe space for girls to actually have a nice night out, All The Time. I miss it. Hell i would go out so much, There are pix of me in lesbo hotspots all over the place, Keep in mind, there are no lesbian places now. Those are gone thanks to hollywood behavior. Now you're lucky if you find one that isn't lying to you, just to get you to go be with doods.
>>32223324FYou dance to loud music, hangout with your friends, have a drink. Idk there isn’t much else to it
For femanons.What do you class as "a guy making you cum"? Like, if your friends asked you if your boyfriend makes you cum but he only makes you cum with his fingers and mouth, does that count? I've always been confused by this.
>>32223344NTA but I think it mostly depends on the person. This thread has a lot of normies/failed normie types who will get along better with normie gfs, but I think a 4chan gf can be a better match for some guys. It just depends on the person.
>>32223345>Those are gone thanks to hollywood behavior.that kind of behavior has been aroundcoed clubs aren't lesbian safe spaces, I think you just surrounded yourself amongst straight women with your les friends and co-opted it as your space.
>>32223348>What do you class as "a guy making you cum"?Seems pretty self explanatory to me lol he gives me orgasms.>does that count? Yeah? Why wouldn't it?
>>32223334No, if you were a women, (and im going to give out a big one here) you would know that being in a guys line of sight is what gets you, the reason guys dont get ass today, is because girls just stay away from them. Can't get murdered if you just watch your step and stay far far away from them.
>>32223341Not at all. For a female to be mentally ill, she has to be really fucked up.
>>32223352I've always thought that it only counts if he makes you cum by fucking you. Interesting.
>>32223307>Its to easy for men to kill usYet they don't really do that and haven't for quite a while.
>>32223349What does a 4chan gf entail? Someone that was abused? Who would want that?
>>32223324MIt's loud and cant talk for shitGoing with friends you find a spot, dance a bit, maybe mix with another group and find a stranger to dance with, possibly flirt and kissThe other scenario is you go with your SO or you have someone you've been chatting up and you meet up there then it's just dancing and kissing them basically all night I guessDepictions in tv/movies are mostly accurate to me
>>32223356No, orgasms are orgasms. He can make me come with telekinesis if he wants, as long as I get off.>>32223358>Someone that was abused?Someone who posts on 4chan... no abuse necessary to post here.
>>32223333Trips failed successfully >>32223335It may appear that way but she’s a really simple girl and that is why I live on easy mode, I couldn’t ask for a better gf>>32223336I met her outside in her natural habitat anon, touching the grass>>32223344This. After spending this much time on 4chan I know for a fact it cannot be psychologically healthy for a human being, let a alone woman to spend this much time on the internet, I’m glad my gf and our kids will never know the true horrors of a mongolian basket weaving forum
>>32223351You can say whatever the hell you want, but now YOUR gen has co-ed clubs, there was a time it Was safe. And i was there, and i loved it. It was Great! You cry, if you try to pretend it wasn't hollywood, You might be the ones who did it. Im cool with it, im not the one who fucked it up for everyone. ngl, i think i was the one who told everyone not to do what they did. Se La Vi¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>32223363>No, orgasms are orgasms. He can make me come with telekinesis if he wants, as long as I get off.Good to know. I guess it doesn't matter that I have a below-average penis then, I'll just make a chick cum and then give her the worst minute of her life.
>>32223193MDr. Pepper ZeroI drink 2 liters almost every day
>>32223363But for a female to end up here, that's almost a given. A homebody gf who just watches movies or plays games sounds good until she drops the "btw I was abused when I was 11" and you have to cut her off.
>>32223368I wish Dr Pepper was easy to get in Australia, it's my favourite soft drink.
>>32223348Means he can use his body to make mine orgasm.
>>32223358>>32223363Idknow, i just remember this little trinket.
>>32223338You will never be a woman unfortunately cope by cutting your own dick and balls off with a circular saw
>>32223368I hated Dr Pepper when I first tried it a few years ago but now I had 2 cherry Dr Pepper cans in 1 month.
>>32223354And that’s a good thing
>>32223369I disagree. I know several "normies" who were abused as kids and are just regular extroverted party girls, and several weird/terminally online girls who weren't. I've been posting here since the prehistory and have never been abused. It depends on the person.
>>32223374Facebook is asking for it
>>32223380Normie gf supremacy
>>32223366C’est la vie you swine
>>32223364>>32223349>>322233584chan gfs are shy and uglier so they ain't better than normie gfs for casual4chan gfs are more mentally ill, lazier, more degenerate so they ain't better than normie gfs for making a family.only "pick me" 4chan gfs are significantly better than normie gfs but they're like 20% of 4chan girls
>>32223385Yeah, I had awful experiences every time I tried to give a 4chan female a chance. They are bad people.
>>32223389What happened
>>32223366how old are you?clubs were just clubs back then and still are now unless its specifically gay. like that sopranos episode
>>32223349A girl ends up on 4chan after finishing college and realizing that she didn't get the hockey player she deserved, even though he was one of the guys passing her around at the afterparties.
>>32223383dont care ¯\_(ツ)_/¯I got kicked out in peak anti gayness time, and because of them life was great. The fact that new gen straight up LIED to old gen about just wanting women and using this as a way to get to them, is a them mistake. Women just dont go. Its real easy to just not go somewhere.
Is there a connection between having a good dad and high standards? Sometimes I wish he was shittier because I can’t find any men who are over protective of me and all that. I don’t want to sound like a dad fucker because Im not and I do think he’s annoying and dumb most of the time but he was a steady presence in my life and always supported me so anytime a guy isn’t. Fully committed I am turned off
>>32223392Im talking about gay and straight clubs. Plenty of straight everything still around. Plenty of guy everything still around to be frank
>>32223385>incels are evil peopleGee what gave you that idea? >>32223397I’m taken by Stacy sorry femcel, maybe I could piss on you or take a shit in your mouth to make you accidentally feel like you’re loved
>>32223398just to be clear, before, you were going to specifically lesbian clubs? or were you just going to -a- club and calling it a safe space
>>32223396Death to globomofags, total family friendly victory
>>32223397Idknow, my dad kicked me out. I had to teach Him, how to feel. Now hes one of my best friends.
>>32223397There's a connection between each minor thing happening in your life and you thinking like you're the protagonist of reality.
>>322233922004 just slapped you in the face kill yourself incel shut in
>>32223393That actually makes sense since females here tend to be in their 30s or late 20s. Their friends are taking care of the children and have no time for them anymore.
>>32223393Girls end up on 4chan at 14 because they read about it somewhere online and they think it's edgy and funny. Nobody starts posting on 4chan in their mid 20s lmaoThe girl you're thinking about is posting on twitter. >>32223385I think it mostly depends on the kind of person you are. If you're a "normie" or a guy who wishes he was a normie then you should probably try to get a normie gf. If you're a bit of a weirder, more introverted guy then you'll probably do better with a girl who is closer to you in personality.
>>32223404Lmao imagine your best friend being your provider, helicopter dad inbound
>>32223401Well i started with straight clubs, all my friends wanted to go out. I was usually the only gay in the group, then Little by little, i started to get invite's to the lesbian ones, when the girls would see it WAS in FACT a safe space. More would come. It was awesome. Made all kinds of bi and lesbian friends. Met all kinds of people. It was nice. I miss it.
>>32223410kek! i didnt see him for ten years after he kicked me out.. Imagine being this safe spaced that you cant grasp a decade of time
I recently took my gf to a restaurant that had robowaiters to come and serve your food and she was absolutely terrified of them, it was so adorable like a monkey seeing AI for the first time
>>32223397Absolutely true in my case, my dad set the bar very high for how a man should be and how well he should treat me. He literally is packing my lunch right now lmao
>>32223413Are you trying to convince me or yourself lol dumbass
>>32223403i dont know what that is, sorry.
>>32223397You should find a man who is over protective of you. Thank god for father holy christ.
>>32223415Aw lol your dad is sweeter than mine >>32223419I’d like to but I’m ugly so most guys know there is no reason to be protective of me
>>32223415You are literally a developmentally stunted child kill yourself you serve no purpose in this world other than Co2 production>>32223419Actually based christcuck for once nice dude
>>32223416kek, dont need to convince you of anything, thats a Yoooooou issue, you asked, i responded, you tried to be slick, i used the brand ID gel that they would give out at the clubs to show how jank you are.Is what it is¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>32223423>You are literally a developmentally stunted childI'm not? I'm married, have a full time job, own a house, take care of myself financially and otherwise since I was a teenager. Just because my father is nice to me it doesn't mean I'm useless.
>>32223425NTAHow did you find your husband I want one so badly
>>32223397do you want to be one of those retards who spreads her legs when a dude acts distant or something?
>>32223385>uglierAbsolutely not, there are a lot of gorgeous women here
>>322234242007 just slapped you in the face>>32223425Compliance does guarantee safety, you would die after a few days if you were suddenly left alone on your own because you are not an adult, my gf shits on you lmao remember to take the crusts off bub
>>32223429No but I wish it wasn’t so rare for me to get a crush.
>>32223433>does not*Sorry my bad lol
>>32223433Oh are you entj
>>32223424>¯\_(ツ)_/¯At least you're putting effort into this LARP.
>>32223430been on 4chan since 2013. on average they are uglier. what are the chances a stacy end up on 4chan?
>>32223439I’ve been here longer, just gonna assume you’re a 5/10 mid dude then if you can’t find the 4chan Stacies
>>32222375What are signs that someone was abused. My fiance never talks about her early life despite my curiosity or her biological father. I guess i just want to know someone well if i marry them.
>>32223436I could probably beat up your cuck father unironically
>>32223433>you would die after a few days if you were suddenly left alone on your ownI've been on my own for over 10 years, doing alright. I am sorry that your girlfriend doesn't know how it feels to be loved and have someone who is happy to make your life a little bit easier here and there, tho. Explains why she settled for a guy like you.>>32223428I think wearing my heart on my sleeve and being open about who I am made the biggest difference in my dating life. I found it so much easier to connect with others when I was open and took risks on people.I'd also recommend being honest with yourself about the people you're dating and being sincere about your goals to be married. Don't waste your time on guys who don't view marriage (and kids, if you want kids) as a priority.
>>32223447Yeah probably because I make her feel loved and I make her life easier? Lowest emotional intelligence board lmao
>>32223449Of course, she has never known any love at all so even getting spit on her face must feel great because it's a crumb of attention.
>>32223434Sorry I was blunt I got triggered a bit over you sorta wishing you had shittier parentsThere arent that many great men out there so you not crushing often is probably good instincts from your part not only standards 2bh.
>>32223442>4chan StaciesThat's an oxymoron.
>>32223437More power to'yea
>>32223454That’s hot thanks I’m gonna try that next time haha
>>32223464Of course. I hope she finds out how it feels to be loved by someone one day.
>>32223458Hence why you never find them
>>32223464>>32223468>>32223454kek. 20nteen be all mad.
Goodnight /atoga/I hate women.
Men of long term relationships or women too. How do you know if you can trust your partner? Long distance i guess i can never be sure.
>>32223474and we hate you anon <3
>>32223474You dont hate women. You hate your complete inadequacy at attracting women. Big difference.
>>32223475You dont have to if they are in the bed right next to you. ^_^
>>32223475You just have to, otherwise you might as well be single.
>>32223475Her actions. Her being honest. Her being transparent. Her allaying my fears, working to understand me, showing she’s just as committed to building our relationship as I am. Either you participate in mastubatory self hating anxiety riddled bullshit, or you choose to trust someone and their actions. It’s not hard, people just want to act like victims
>"show affection to gf and make her feel loved">she assumes you're just doing it to get sex>she assumes you're lovebombing her to manipulate her>she assumes you lack options
>>32223480Trust me im working on that issue on all cylinders and its going really well so far. But damn time away is a pain in the ass.
>>32223484I’m assuming you’re gay
>>32223468My gf literally pays me a weekly allowance straight from her paycheck everyweek and when she wants to spend it I have to approve it first that’s what you call real love <3
>>32223488Thats amazing. I found out my gf used to give her ex money and shes offered to pay for food before but i never let her no matter what. I think it says alot about a womans character when she also wants to provide.
>>32223478Nta, but have you heard how Chads talk about females? The difference is in looks and height.
>>32223484women dont actually love men. They tolerate men as long as the man fits certain conditions. those conditions are different for each women and the change trough time with no warninggood luck
>>32223487>>32223490>>32223488>>32223491dood be acting like this all mad they cant get a girlfriend. More power to you guys,, This is what you are working with. Hes the one with the biggest mouth. I figure, you guys fix him, ALL of you will be doing better.
>>32223491Yes. Its the same for men and women in that regard. Its simply a detail of life we must coexist with and adapt to.
Any lonely, single femanons in this thread right now?
>>32223496Nope! just me, the lesbo
>>32223494I literally have a girlfriend, I have had 5 in my life and my body count is 14, cope more
>>32223447>wearing heart on sleeveOkay that’s nice but where did you meet him. Like real life how did you find him. I’m fine on the personality end
>>32223499Why are you lesbo?
>>32223500good for you. kekIm Not a guy stupid, that doesn't have the affect you think it does. kek!
>>32223493DisagreeI fell in love with a guy who meets zero of my standards and it’s killing me inside
>>32223506Yes I know you’re not I’m just saying you’re wrongDo you have unironic brain damage?
>>32223503Not interested in dudes
>>32223508no you didnt
>>32223510How many bitches you get though?
>>32223509I mean, i am a girl, that must be the issue, You know everything. Good for you. Here, (You)
Is it possible to find a boyfriend if I’m ugly?
>>32223513Wut
>>32223514yes if you are a woman
>>32223512you know everything already.
>>32223514Yes. It's never been easier for females in 2024.
>>32223517No bitches?
reminder that more women would pick Griffith than Gutseven post eclipse
>>32223519guess not. I dont know what you sleep with, but i sleep with women.
>>32223514Ive seen ugly women with men who were very attractive. Just work on enjoying guys hobbies i guess
>lesbanon
>>32223524How do you know you're a lesbian if you pull no bitches?
>>32223528kek,stay mad
>>32223531you win.here (You)
>>32223490>lesbianFake and gay nobody don’t believes same sex couples are anything more than platonic friends with benefits >>32223494You have the worst posting style I like it
>>32223550Im not the lesbian im a dude. But i think it doesnr make sense to invalidate same sex couples. Love is a different thing for everyone
Going out with another cosplayer. I hope she doesn’t make me buy her shit.
>>32223528I got eaten out by another woman for like 45 minutes straight this weekend. It's not the same as getting dicked, but it was still great.
>>32223553>doesn’t bother to give a heads up and say NTA, instead strives to seek attention from OPYou’re worse than a lesbian, you’re a cuck.
>>32223523I thought women didn’t find guts attractive at all. Physically, okay, but his personality is a wreck.
>>32223514YeahBut the hard part is making the guy stick around, it's like every issue is a bigger deal than it actually is.
>>32223559If you feel so liberal using that word then it might be a sign of projection
>>32223565Kek this is so true. Dating an “ugly” girl instill us with some kind of insecurity.
>>32223558>eating outgross
>>32223573gross
>>32223573NGL im a sucker for big knockers. Not sure why
>>32223573Maybe to you. Next time I'll ask her to eat my butt, too.
Can you stop being so hostile?
>>32223595I'm literally the nicest guy around. I'm not hostile at all. :^)
>>32223595
>>32223528I prefer women, they are just better.
>>32223397Not really. Growing up in a stable environment help for the future of course. But having high standards is too vague because it’s individual
>>32223374Facebook would be a fat racist boomer
hip dips are the receding hairline of women
>>32223674no man cares about those
>>32223674I would say it's face wrinkles
>>32223573>andrew scott if he had gigantic knockers
>>32223674I fucking love hip dips. Significantly prefer when women have them than when they don't. Nobody likes a receding hairline except samurai.
Femanons, would you take offense if your boyfriend didn't finish?
Why don't women date fat and balding men?
>>32223688NAG but my ex would get very offended
>>32223689It unironically destroys my self confidence when I see people saying this kind of thing. I can't help my damn hair.
>>32223688Nah. As long as he was mentally satisfied, that'd be fine. No mess, too.
>>32223697Iktf brobalding bros suffering together.
>>32223689Because you can only be bald and attractive if you're fit, I thought everyone knew that.
>>32222804just blow into it or squeeze
>>32223697>>32223699you don't just bald out of nowhere. you had your chance to take finasteride/minoxidil to save your hairline or get hair transplant while it's not that bad
>>32223706>dude just fuck up your hormones and spend thousands on surgery
>>32223706I went on minoxidil and then finasteride at the first sign of balding. It doesn't work for everyone, anon. And nope, you can't (or rather, really really shouldn't) get hair transplants if you bald before thirty.It's certainly true that angry women who want an equivalent to female body shaming don't know all this, though. They just want a way to pretend that balding is somehow a choice.
>>32223701you can only be bald and attractive if you have really masculine face
>>32223719I hate that dumb advice to "just get jacked bro" "just grow a beard and rock it!". They always assume that the guy they're talking to must obviously be interested in having a jacked body and a beard. You can tell it never occurred to them that a man might want to actually have some agency over their own looks.Alright, anger vented. I'll go back to looking at hair systems.
>>32223724>They always assume that the guy they're talking to must obviously be interested in having a jacked body and a beard.It doesn't matter if you're interested or not, this is just the way it is, so either do it or stop crying.
>>32223730Of course it matters if I'm interested. What a stupid thing to say. Why would I do something I'm uninterested in.
I briefly dated an 18 year old when I was 23, will people look at me different if they find this out? I didn't think anything of it but I've been in a couple conversations with people my age who said stuff like '18-19 year olds are like children to me, I could be friends with them but I'd feel like the older sibling'Mostly hang out with art school and indie rock types if that means anything
>>32223735Boring, get new material.
>>32223734So that you can stop crying.
>>32223735I think they'll look at you a little weirdly, yeah. I don't get it either though. I was talking to a 22 year old who was acting like 20 was too young for her because they were "like children".>>32223737Or I could get a hair system and live the life I want. Or I could even just continue ranting at the heavens. What are you gonna do? Stop me? Really, anything would be better than getting jacked and bearded.
>>32223742>Or I could get a hair system and live the life I want.You can do whatever you want.>What are you gonna do? Stop me?No, I don't care.
>>32223688Nah. If he stayed hard I'd keep trying though. Even if only for my own sake. If you stay hard but don't cum, it just means I can keep the ride going.
>>32223752Then stop whining.
>>32223755Lmao.
>>32223753even if I stay hard and don't cum for an hour?
>>32223698>As long as he was mentally satisfiedThat id not how sex works for men.
>>32223763>1 hour long sex session Stop, you're making me horny
>>32223766Speak for yourself, that is how it works for me
>>32223766Then how does it work for men?
>>32223769at least you ain't salty about not being my type causing me to last an hour
Test
>>32223777I mean, if you wasted our time enough for us to have sex without you even being honest, I at least want something good out of it. Long sessions of sex is a nice apology.
>>32221945How to make a girl that has several guys falling for her and talking with her take the next step after a talking stage with me
>>32223766Cumming is not always important and when it happens, there are disadvantages too. Don't tell me that I'm the only one interested in prolonging the horniness rather than racing to the finish line? Do women not find teasing and denial fun?
>>32223783what's the next step?
>>32223788>Do women not find teasing and denial fun?>He thinks women are a monolith.
women now that Winter is coming have you prepared your substitute bf ehm I mean your cozy pillows and smut?
>>32223791Becoming friends? Dating ? Just talking more openly and more often? Anything better then the current on and off texting always me imitating will be great
>>32223774Cumminh makes up a good 80 to 90% of the enjoyment.>>32223788I didn't say anything about the duration.But if I'm not cumming, then I was just servicing her. That is fine to do, like as a present, but it is not even remotely close to cumming myself. Not at all.
>>32223788>Do women not find teasing and denial fun?I guarantee you that most women want sex to last longer than the average man can keep himself going without blowing early.
>>32223688No, not if it only happened once. But if it happens more than that, there's obviously a problem and yes I would find it upsetting
>>32223799I'd ask if she wants to go for a coffee with me and then flirt a bit
Why will some people feel the need to be offended FOR other people?
>>32223798No substitute bf, but I've started Christmas shopping
>>32223802>I guarantee you that most women want sex to last longer than the average man can keep himself going without blowing early.You'd be right.https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S1743609520300308#:~:text=Stopwatch%20measured%20average%20TitOr%20in%20the%20sample%20of%20women%20in,orgasm%2C%20more%20often%20than%20not.https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK547548/#:~:text=That%20depends%20on%20many%20factors,to%20over%20half%20an%20hour.
>>32223806We only know each other from social media, so going for a meetup might be futile rn, flirt I can do, I just don’t know exactly if she wants me
>Guy was pushing for sex, difficult to turn him down because super horny myself >last trick to make him stop was telling him we had no protection and I'd not abort if I got pregnant >he goes wild and did nothing to even help avoid it, going so hard my legs still hurt today I'm starting to think the whole "girls can't stop themselves" is as much about guys who just lose their minds when they get a chance to knock up a girl. I don't blame you, I find it super hot to be on the receiving end of it too. But it really seems like pointing it out turns off your brain and makes you go full animal.
What's the point of flirting if one or both of you are in a relationship?
give me tinder pictures tips, so far I've heard having my cat with me in the picture is good, maybe some of me in the mountains climbing and on cliffs or some shitwould pictures of me in the boxing ring be good?
>>32223814you have impulse control of an animal
>>32223815If it's a cheater, you get pretty unconditional sex that can be leveraged as blackmail later.
>>32223808Empathy
>>32223818Yes.
>>32223814Your first mistake was to bank on him giving a shit.
>>32223814
>>32223814Based plapGODDESS
>>32223814Wasn’t that the first reason?
Women have you ever been accused of having moid hands? What did you say?
>>32223821I think most of the time it's some sort of social justice thing or even a desire to take control of things. It's actually quite common with narcisists. The comment wasn't directed at them but they take it as if it was.
Men, please kiss my ass
>>32223831Sure, it can be. But it isn‘t always.
>>32223832No, it's unwashed and you're fat
>>32223831Also virtue signaling.
>>32223823Well, he definitely cared about what I said. Just in the opposite direction of what I assumed. He also already has a kid (widowed father), so he, presumably, does care a little bit about parenthood.
>>32223829yeahi forgot, but it was valid
>>32223839oh dear
>>32223829Often. Some guys in here really fear us bringing in the cooties. You can't be too different from the negative stereotype, but if you are the stereotype, you also have moid hands. They clearly just want to imagine every poster in here being a dude pretending to be a woman lol
>>32223829Yes. I do though, to be fair. Just agreed with them.
>>32223815Makes us and others feel good.
>>32223845I think anon meant like physically.
>>32223832Mwah mwah mwah.
>>32223848Can't you just get that from a catcall or something, though?
>>32223815Makes people feel good and desirable
>>32223855Can't you just get that from a catcall or something, though?
Women if you had to kill either your husband or your child who would it be
>>32223853I get attention wherever I go, I can still be flirty with cool people.
>>32223850Well, then obviously not. Only the most autistic people irl would ever use the term "moid hands".
>>32223860Man hands then.
just be yourself, everybody else is already takentrue loneliness is being in a room full of people and still feeling aloneif you have to say your a nice guy, your not really a nice guylife laugh love free palestine
>>32223860>moid hand foid in denial
>>32223858husband.if i killed my baby, i'd never recover, probably kill myself. if i killed my husband i'd be shattered but i would have to pull it together for my baby so i would survive. so it's a two death versus one death thing.
>>32223850I did not
Women, thoughts on this physique?>>>/fit/75372605
>>32223858Hmm, my fiance had a pretty clear agreement that we'd protect our future child over each other if it ever came to that. So if I had to pick right now, I'd just stick to "husband" as per his wishes. I'd have to discuss it with my new partner though. I think he might have a different opinion, on account of him already having a child. I don't think I'd be happy making either decision, but I'd probably prioritize his wishes above my feelings. I'd always want my child to survive over myself if I knew my husband was still there, but his situation is a bit more complex.
>>32223829I have. I didn't defend myself because honestly who gives a shit?
>>32223863I get called granny or witch hands lmao, not sure that's better. >t. spindly thin fingers foid
What did you mean when you said "taste so good, make a grown man cry"?
>>32223870Post fingers
>>32223871What I said.
>>32223866Christ that could basically be my current boyfriend. Slightly more tanned though. I love it.
>>32223862People like to pretend that the mfs saying "free palestine" are just thoughtlessly going along with the crowd, but if you ever talk to any of them they clearly have a LOT of fucking thoughts about the matter. This tends to go for any political belief /pol/ has decided is just a normalfag NPC subroutine.
>>32223875>currentgrim
>>32223866No
Women, which is a sexier hobby for a male:YogaMMARock climbing
>>32223880MMA
>>32223880Rock climbing. Yoga is gay and MMA is aggressive.
>>32223882>MMA>>32223883>Rock climbing Yoga it is, then!
>>32223888Good luck with your bf!
>>32223880Rock Climbing. MMA is small dick energy
>>32223858Husband, just like I would expect him to kill me if faced with the same decision
>>32223742>I was talking to a 22 year old who was acting like 20 was too young for her because they were "like children".yeah that's just silly
>>32223888>Yoga it is, then!Lol. So many girls are going to think you took the class to just stare at their ass.
Women Do you sometimes just lurk and never answer questions
>>32223894Maybe he can sit at the front
>>32223883>MMA is aggressiveWell... You see, women like
>>32223896yes
>>32223896I answer questions I feel I'm suited to answer.
>>32223866Terrible angle plus he's slouching his torso, it's like he's doing everything possible to make himself look as disproportionate as he can. So it's hard to judge because he probably doesn't actually look like that extreme irl
>>32223898I see where you're going here. I should have said aggressively competitive maybe.
>>32223901Wait till you see the angle /fit/ most commonly uses
>>32223877Last one died, I am pessimistic.
>>32223894They should go to female-only gyms if that bothers them so much. Athleticism is an inherently masculine thing, and it should be understood that even if they outnumber men 5 to 1 in a yoga class, they are still the outsiders in the field.
>>32223864>>32223867>>32223891Thank fuck I'm not married to any of you lunatics, holy shit.
>>32223880>YogaMeh.>MMAFaggot factory. >Rock climbingHot.
>>32223910>lunatics>Following the wishes of my child's father makes me a lunaticOkay, what's your preference then?
>>32223909>Athleticism is an inherently masculine thingTrue. But yoga, though? That's for flexibility, a traditionally feminine trait.
>>32223858....child. it would fucking kill me, but I need my husband, and we could have more children.
Women, have you come out as gay to your parents yet?
>>32223896Most of the time
>>32223858I feel like this is a question designed to make me look like a bitch either way but husband.
>>32223915>That's for flexibility, a traditionally feminine trait.It's funny, because the fit guys who lift a lot can pull some really sick and flexible squats. Super feminine movement, right?And ignoring all that, a tough, powerful core strength and flexibility to use it during sex will automatically make any idea of it being "feminine" vanish immediately.
>>32223922Squats aren't feminine, no...
>>32222542stop quoting porter, retard
>>32223896Yeah, more often than not lately.
>>32223896Sadly, yes. A lot of the questions for women are legit silly.
>>32223910if you killed our child instead of me i would kill you myself
>>32223880rock climbing
>>32223925I’m sorry I’m like this
>>32223896yeah. most of the questions for women are like... argument-propoganda fodder. i want to have a chat, not a debate
>>32223910If I killed my kid, don't you think my husband would be a little angry with me? If kill my husband, at least I could try to spin it so my kid isn't as angry with me.
My voice cracked three times last night. I'm 22, men bros when the hell does it end?
Woke up with brutal hardon I blame femanons for my misfortune.
>>32223936I don't mind a debate but it seems like half the time you guys have a clear bias.
>>32223910Killing your husband instead of your child is the obviously correct
>>32223943Was I in your dream?
>>32223910It's literally your job as a parent, male or female, to prioritise your children. If you don't want to do that just don't have kids.
>>32223943mmnf...
>>32223910Lol, most of the foids are saying husband. How's it feel to be expendable?
>>32223945M-multi track drifting!!!
>>32223858Child. I can have more children
>>32223953You can remarry too.
>>32223955It's easier to make a baby than to find a good husband
>>32223959It's easier to get sperm than find a husband. Who says you need a husband to make a baby?
I swear this woman is a psychic vampire, just being around her drains my mood and makes me feel like shit. Anyone else know the type?
>>32223930How are they silly? I just wanna know why you guys think...
>>32223962Yes it's called women.
>>32223961A child needs a father. Also that's another reason not to kill husband, other children will still need him
>>32223959You probably shouldn't be making babies to begin with.
>>32223917Yes, a few years ago.
I'm watching a stream of an absolutely gorgeus woman cook food while wearing a pretty dress and I keep thinking 'wife material'.Chat, am I cooked?
>>32223970It's just CGI anon, women can't cook, you might as well ask when you'll get to go to Jurassic Park
>>32223963Ok, not ALL, some. Some are obviously fetish posts, some are non nonsensical anatomy questions, some seem like common sense relationship stuff for a non autistic.
>>32223967Who says I have OTHER children? If I did, how do I decide which child to kill? And he can get a positive male role model from somewhere.
>>32223971i can make chili and corn bread. i'm working on other recipes
>>32223972>for a non autistic.Where do you think you are
Should I be worried that my boyfriend has a 7 inch penis?
>>32223979He's gonna poke you with it
It kinda sucks realizing that women just want you to be physically big and being short. Like they just want to be with a guy that makes them feel small, no matter their actual size.
>>32223964Not all women are like that though.
>>32223982He has.But I mean should the confidence this creates concern me?
>>32223979Yeah that's a deformity, male penises can't grow beyond 5 inches naturally.
>>32223947Describe yourself and maybe i can tell
>>32223983Not all. I'm perfectly fine being eye level with a guy. I'm smaller just by bone structure and stuff like that.
>>32223934IS THERE REALLY NO HAPPINESS WITHOUT THIS FEELING
>>32223985Don't be like one of those guys that get insecure because their girlfriend has big boobs.
>girls hate being tall>I love tall girlsThis is awkward predicament
>>32223979The bigger the penis, the more chances that your bf's future flings will fall in love with him after cumming on it.
>>32223983Not me, I want to be massive myself.
So in light of discussion my wife is asking me to teach her to cook, and I just really don't want to. What's a good way to say no without making her mad?
>>32223949Dont get too excited
>>32223991I don't HATE it. I just makes me slightly uncomfortable some times.
>>32223993No gf to lift and track protien with
>>32223991>>I love tall girlsAs does much of this thread, according to the replies everytime a question mentions tall girls. I had a crush on a tall girl during university and I massively regret never trying to talk to her.
>>32223997Like when?
>>32223994Why don't you want to do it? Depending on the reason it might be best to just tell her.
>>32223991tall girls should kneel(and get princess carried(
GenderAny type of person on the opposite sex you really despise and want nothing to do with if possible?The very worst for me is women who moan and bitch about mistakes or clumsiness. Miss little perfection or the kind of woman you get a "holy shit you can't do anything right can you" even when you haven't done anything.An example: I take the same bus and the driver, this "beauty" must have something with me because everytime I fuck up a little oh it's so annoying for her, what a bother I am of a human being. "It's your responsibility to press the button when you want to stop, I don't remember where everyone stops for crying out loud!" bitch it wasn't working, how is that my fucking fault.
>>32223990Maybe this is because I'm a chestlet myself.But he is also very short so maybe the universe balances. (I like this)>>32223992Well ideally it would be just me. I just don't care about penis size but I'm unclear how passionately normal women feel about it. The only appeal of penetration is his pleasured expression.
>>32224001Tell me about it man...>See this super tall gorgeous girl at gym >She smiles to me and is very nice>Spoke with her like once only:(
>>32223991I love being tall, wear heels too
>>32224004Mostly when I'm around other women to be honest. I stand out without really trying to.
>>32224010You deserve a husband and a lot of plapping.
If you're a woman with big boobs and in a relationship, do you get hit on all the time? How is that handled?
>>32224007MNah, I tend not to dislike large groups of people. Some are annoying, but short of say, a political extremist or violent criminal, I'm willing to tolerate most people regardless of sex.
Is it true that a girl might have second thoughts about you, or even dislike you, but if you fuck her really well she will come back for seconds anyway
>>32223983as a woman who wants that, yeah. it does suck. i wish i didn't. the world is scary. i want to feel secure. i have a lot of strong memories as a little girl, how much bigger everyone was than me. my dad could hold me in one arm until i was like twelve or something. not that he was loving, but the animal part of my brain wants that physical security again, and i'll probably never experience it. i'm determined not to hold it against any boyfriends i have since it's physically impossible to have that size difference, and practically impossible for us to be much other than similar sized, but i can't help the gut desire. life sucks.
Virgin hereUncutWhen im about to put my dick in, am i supposed to retract foreskin fully with my hand? Or let it do its own thing.Being hard doesnt uncover my glans automatically.I dont have phimosis, the skin glides freely back and forth(And i am washing myself, before you say anything)
>>32224023I can still princess carry you and throw you on a bedOr pin you to wall.
>>32224028F It'll do it by itself.
>>32224008>But he is also very shortNTA but this means 5'11?
>>32224023If you are 110 lb or less i can still hold it with one arm
>>32224008>The only appeal of penetration is his pleasured expression.You don't get ANYTHING out of it? Is he TOO big?
>>32224005First off I don't think my wife actually wants to learn to cook, I think other women just embarrassed her at a social function recently when they were talking about making dinners and desserts and she can't make boxed mac and cheese. Second, I need the 30-45 minutes of making and cleaning up dinner to decompress after work, I don't want her or god forbid the children in the kitchen during that period. Third, it's something I'm good at and which I have a certain amount of pride in doing, and I don't feel like sharing. Probably the worst reason on the list, but there it is.
>>32224039>god forbid the children in the kitchen during that period.Why not? Don't you want them to learn?
>mfw the 6 foot dude who sits next to me in Advanced Data Structures and Algorithms who plays gacha games on his loud ass laptop goes by Sara (She/Her)
>>32224032What about condomsPull foreskin back and then put on?
>>32224048That's not necessary.
FemanonsForeskins:Yes or no?Couple notes:>Hygiene is a given>Size of the dick is up to your liking
>>32224054I like them. More to play with.
>>32224052Is it that simple?Wouldnt that kind of rob me of sensation if the glans was uncovered?I get quite a bit from just moving the foreskin back and forth
>>322240335'3.5"His penis is 11% of his height, I've never calculated it before. Amusing.>>32224037I have no intellectual interest in penetration. Pleasure is okay but I find it overwhelming to receive it.
>>32224039>off I don't think my wife actually wants to learn to cook, I think other women just embarrassed her at a social function recently when they were talking about making dinners and desserts and she can't make boxed mac and cheese.These don't have to be mutually exclusive. It's entirely possible that the shame is the source of her desire, but that doesn't mean the desire doesn't exist.>need the 30-45 minutes of making and cleaning up dinner to decompress after work, I don't want her or god forbid the children in the kitchen during that period.Tell her this, just be honest and say that you view cooking as much-needed post-work personal time. Maybe you could work something out where you teach her on weekends/non-workdays. Maybe she could pick up another chore or errand around the house to give you more free time.>it's something I'm good at and which I have a certain amount of pride in doing, and I don't feel like sharingThis is probably the biggest one from how it sounds. It's gonna sound shitty if you tell her this so I wouldn't, but it is entirely human.TL;DR if reasons one or two are the biggest I'd at least give her a chance TY prove herself. If it's 3, I'd tell her 2 as a reason.
>>32224059>Tfw femanon is too intelligent to get dicked
>>32224059SamefagI mean pleasure in general, not his penis. I'm not a huge fan of being pleasured.
>>32224059Legit question. Do you have autism?
>>32224054Absolutely yes, but sex can still be great if the guy is cut
>tfw no sexually aggressive gf who pounces at me the moment i come back home from work or gym like a lioness on a hunt
>>32224066>Absolutely yesSounds like you are a foreskin fan
Women what was the last thing that made you cry
>>32224043They're not at an age where they're capable of more than simple stuff like pizza or grilled cheese which I do have them do on weekends sometime. >>32224060I'll give it a shot on a weekend or something I guess, fuck it.
>>32224059>calculating how big your penis is as a percentage of heightHow have I never thought of this beforeMy penis is 10% of my height. One tenth of me is penis, length-wise.>>32223979Yeah kind of. Use lots of lube and get real horny before insertion. Make sure you're comfortable going "do you mind if we do something else?" if it gets too much. Blowjobs, handjobs, thighjobs and 69ing are all fantastic too.
>>32224076Nta but it's important for them at all ages to be included in the kitchen. Barring them from it more often than not stifles their interest as they grow, and can contribute to feeling insecure in the kitchen/with cooking when you finally feel them old enough. Even just having them there, talking them through what you're doing, and giving them little helper tasks (hold this, how many noodles you think, etc.) is good for their development and involvement in family life.
>>32224074Tried to squeeze into some skinny jeans.
>>32223985Having a big penis does not give you any self confidence
>>32224074Thinking about how blessed I am to have met my fiance, and that he feels the same way.
>>32224035i'm tall. being 110 pounds would put me at BMI 15. it's just not doable. thanks for trying to cheer me up though. that's a lot to lift with one arm, and i'm sure whoever you end up with will be really happy about it.
>>32224067There aren't nearly enough sexually aggressive women in the world. It's no wonder so many men are into monstergirls.
>>32224076So? Give them plastic knives so they can "chop".
>>32224074God
>>32224062Unironically I have intellectualized sex too much and now it's mostly fetish-based.>>32224064It is on the table of possible brain problems.
>>32224059But are you tiny as well? Are you looksmatched with this man?
>>32224059I'm 5'4" and similarly well-endowed. That's pretty funny.
>>32224079>How have I never thought of this beforeMy penis is 10% of my height. One tenth of me is penis, length-wise.I wish that was true. I’m 5’8 and my dingus is ~6.5 inches at full mast.
>>32224074Putting on my engagement ring for the first time
>>32224101>I wish that was trueWhy6.5'' is the perfect length. I wish I had a 6.5'' penis. 7.5'' is only good for bragging about on /atoga/; during sex it just hurts and scares women and makes it hard or impossible to fully hilt myself.
>>32224103I mean no disrespect here but who wanted you to have an engagement ring, you or him?
>>32223955Being widowed really fucking hurts though. Like, long depression, complete loss of your other half, your home feels foreign and terrible to live in, an insane amount of horniness with nobody to direct it at, and the likely loss of most of the people around you that you thought you could rely on, but don't want to deal with your depressed ass. I don't think losing a child is going to be necessarily easier, but a child just cannot fill as much space as a spouse can, and that void is BRUTAL. I'd still off the father if that was his wishes, and I'd 100% understand it, but man. The only reason i wouldn't choose to kill myself if that option was available, is that I wouldn't want to inflict that kind of pain on someone I love enough to have children with.
>>32224012I have a wife. But thanks
>>32224017Yes. Mostly ignore it or take the compliment and walk away. Not much else you can do
>>32224054>Foreskins:>Yes or no?Never even seen a cut dick, we don't do child mutilations here in my first world country unless medically necessary. So I would say I prefer them uncut.
>>32224105Because then my height would be better and I’d be drowning in poontang (or at least the girls I love wouldn’t leave me so easily).
>>32224054Yes. Genital mutilation is not attractive or a turn on
>>32224108>an insane amount of horninessHot.
>>32224017I do actually. I don't try to dress really provocatively, it just happens. I explain that I have a boyfriend and that usually works.
>>32224115What does that meanFWIW I would give a couple of inches of penis length in return for a full head of hair and a couple of inches in height. Or even just for the hair desu.
>>32224046and you want him to dom you, right?
I hate women. I hope they all disappear and I can have unlimited fun time with other men.
>>32224046Upset because she is hotter than you?
>>32224106Him. I didn't even really believe him at first, he told me to start looking and choose a ring and I didn't because I didn't think he was serious
Girls, have you ever yelled at a baby?
>>32224046Why you misgender xem, chud?
>>32224124>unlimited fun time with other men.kek, I don't know about that but I have the same mindset, except I don't hate them I am just totally ambivalent to them and would prefer that they stay away from me.
Men, it's clear why you moved to these states. It wasn't to find love. Why do you think you can have your cake and eat it too?
>>32224121Oh wait nvm, my math was off lol…
>>32224127No, and I can't even imagine what sort of person would
>>32224130No, we are moving into the country to escape women.
>>32224130>hick bumpkin pastures and CommieforniaI could not possibly care less
How long of dating someone until you’d consider moving in together? My girlfriend and I have been dating for 6 months and she has basically been at my house around 4-5 nights a week since we started dating and has always spent the night. We’ve taken short trips together, have spent weeks / weekends together collectively and things have been smooth. We recently both agreed that we can see eachother long term and are really committed to eachother. She more or less told me she thinks I am the one for her and wants to go all the way and that she’s really happy. Overall we have a really good dynamic. We took a vacation out of town this past week and she told me she renewed the lease on her apartment month to month instead of signing on a year in hopes that I’d ask her to move in with me at some point. She said she’s been thinking about it and figured it would happen before we dated a whole other year anyway. So she more or less wants to try living together. We agreed upon her keeping her apartment for the next month or two but “living” at my house and having a key and so forth. I have a good feeling about it. But neither of us have lived with a partner before. So I’m a little nervous. Over all excited but not sure what to expect. But she was really happy that I was into the idea. And it almost makes sense anyway because she basically lives at my house as it is anyway. Maximum like two nights away from eachother a week.
>>32224046cope>>32224130I would rather die than move to any state
>>32224130>TennesseeNice, I live close to there, I'm gonna go start looking for properties, thanks for the chart!
Married anons do you sleep with your wedding band on or no
>>32224130Funny because these states also have the lowest crime and a lot of the population that isn't in poverty are some of the happiest.
>>32224348FNo, I don't want to damage it
>>32224346>>32224349It is well known that women hate nature.
>>32224344>How long of dating someone until you’d consider moving in together?Six months is very reasonable.
>>32224132A white American female, the worst creature on Earth.
>>32224122No>>32224125>she>>32224128Always thought he was a little weird but this takes the cake.>>32224345>copeWith what? Lol
>>32224132White women are anti-civilization and the best thing white men have ever done will happen in 2030 when the majority of them end up hitting the wall unmarried and without kids.
>>32224127Yes, at my brother when he was little
>>32224346Tennessee has poor healthcare, public transportation, income and economy and education. It's also REALLY conservative. Floods often also. Housing market is also getting more expensive.
>>32224344Six months is when my now-wife and I started living together. It sounds like you don't have any reason to not be living together already.>>32224348I think you'll get different answers from men and women. Men's wedding rings tend to be smooth, so I can wear mine all the time without issue. Women's wedding rings still tend to have some gems on them, which could snag on sheets when shifting position and such.
>>32224346I genuinely can't figure out what the point of this post is. It's clear you're obviously not going to go looking for properties on the basis of some random infographic from 4chan, so what message were you trying to send? Are you a fag or a woman who wants more dick to ride on?
>>32224361I'm not seeing a downside here...
>>32224348That's a good way to get it stuck on your finger.
>>32224098I'm 5'6".Flat like I said, but I'm a pear shape and he likes that part. I also lift, and he's slender but lean because he used to play sports. I think we're looksmatched facially. >>32224099Do you think it makes you more confident to know about your endowment?
>>32224054>Foreskins:>Yes or no?Yes, yes, a thousand times yes! They make PIV twice as good, and BJs approximately 174 times better.
>>32224364Tennessee has cheap land, cheap cost of living, and is devoid of women, its literally paradise what are you talking about?
>>32224361What about moids? Does Tennessee have better moids than Alabama?
>>32224371So are you a gay man or a straight woman?
>>32224355>>32224363Well this makes me feel a lot better! She’s eager and I am too. Granted things could always change, we’ve both dated a lot of other people and are pretty certain we want this to last a really long time. We have a really healthy dynamic and are both reaaaally good at communicating. So I’m excited Any advice you can give on the move itself?
>>32224048>What about condoms>Pull foreskin back and then put on?Yes. >>32224052>That's not necessary.Of course it's fucking necessary! =-o Jesus.t. foreskin-haver
>>32224127What's happening here?
>>32224364>doesn't knowIf you didn't know Tennessee has become very popular with single men to move out and build custom homes on, it isn't a mistake that there are no women there. The graph doesn't show "men looking for women" its just showing the gender imbalance of each state, the men in Texas and Tenn. aren't looking for women they are fleeing them.
Why did no one tell me these little shits taste amazing and mask your alcohol breath?
>>32224348I'm not married yet, but I plan on getting a plain wedding band so I'll probably sleep it. I remove my engagement ring though
>>32224363Wedding rings for both tend to be smooth and plain, engagement rings are the ones with gems and such
>>32224028>When im about to put my dick in, am i supposed to retract foreskin fully with my hand? Or let it do its own thing.You may as well gently pull it back.
>>32224372I'd probably pick Tennessee.
>>32224117Widows fire is real, and it's as agonizing as it sounds.
>>32224378this, this, this, thisyou have no idea how nice it is to go onto town and there are only a handful of married women and children and everyone else is just nice and respectful to you. Other than poor internet connection and sometimes a Hurricane coming by its one of the most peaceful and idyllic places I've ever lived.
>>32224379Gives me an awful hangover. All excessively sugary drinks do.
>>32224020>Is it true that a girl might have second thoughts about you, or even dislike you, but if you fuck her really well she will come back for seconds anywayNo.
>>32224379Fireball is for children and soon-to-be date rape victims.
>>32224020no, what a moid brained thing to think
>>32224372>>32224384stay out of Tenn and go to Alabama, nothing but incels there.
>>32224381F all the wedding rings I saw for me had gems.
>>32224390>REAL MEN HATE ANYTHING SWEET RAAAAAAHcalm yo tits mr toxic masculinity
>>32224373I'm a straight man looking to escape from women like most straight American men.
What is the most liberal, woke and progressive city in america?
>>32224378You're right, I don't know. That's why I asked.Why would you want to move out and build a custom home for yourself and nobody else? I'm assuming they're not gay given how conservative they are.
>>32224356>>32224358I have no idea what the context is, but normal people don't yell at babies unless you're running to grab him before he walks into traffic or she touches a hot stove or something. Gender, race, nationality are irrelevant, don't really care about your ranting
>>32224398Portland?
>>32224377A liberal woman who is a Harris supporter is in a fight with Trump people, and begins screaming and swearing at the baby the Trump people have with them.
>>32224402>normal people don't yell at babiesYou do if you are a white women which is why no one is dating them
>>32224395A lot of them do, but most of them only had small gems almost engraved in to not leave them at risk of falling out due to regular wear. The rings with big gems are awful, and if it's all you see, it's probably a trap to get you to pay too much for the ring.
>>32224399>Why would you want to move out and build a custom home for yourself and nobody else?How many times do we have to say we are escaping women before you actually believe it?
>>32224403Ho do I move to portland?
>>32224407We all know you only say that until one would offer to touch your pp.
>>32224406That's true, I guess. Engagement rings are more like costume jewellery?
>>32224399>have nice house with lots of land in the middle of nowhere>nobody around to annoy you and ask shit from you>no woman around to nag you>no society around to harass youIts almost like men saying society has becoming so feminist that its now toxic to men and they are trying to escape it... Weird...
>>32224407I don't think you could say it enough times for me to unironically believe that there's a mass exodus of men fleeing women in the US.
>>32224408Had a friend who moved there for school and now she works in tech. I love her and want to marry her.
>>32224414This idiot has never set foot in a rural area.
>>32224374>Any advice you can give on the move itself?Just be aware that it's a bigger deal than you probably think it is. No matter how much time you're together, when you still live apart you still tend to make a bit of an an effort when you see the other person; you both see each other at your best. When you live together you suddenly begin to see each other at your worst as well, and that can be quite a shock to the system. Be prepared for the possibility that this may not work as well as you're expecting, for reasons you can't anticipate. So, for at least the first few months, make sure it's all possible for one of you to leave without anyone becoming homeless.
>>32224408... why would you wanna move to Portland? Have a job lined up first, it's really expensive cost of living.
>>32224414>have nice house with lots of land in the middle of nowhere>nobody around to annoy you and ask shit from you>no society around to harass youFrom what I understand, America isn't exactly running out of space. Why not have a nice house with plenty of space around you anywhere else?>no woman around to nag youDo you typically get nagged by women? I don't. It's never happened to me.
>>32224411I've had the chance for a lot of you goblins to touch my dick and I declined every single one of you. Maybe if women weren't so brain rotted from porn they would understand that men actually aren't that horny or needy for sex as porn would have you believe.
>>32224099>Do you think it makes you more confident to know about your endowment?God, not in the slightest, no. Sure, I don't have to worry about whether a woman would be disappointed to see my size, but by the point a woman is looking at my dick, we're probably about to do things anyway. My dick size doesn't really make a difference at that point. Like, how would my dick size help me get laid? Claiming to have a big dick IRL would just make people think I had a small dick and was insecure about it.
>>32224416Sounds nice.
>>32224405You should talk to your doctor about adjusting your medication
>>32224424Oh you are just a faggot.
>>32224419>starts coping instantlyWell we both know you'll never find out because you'll never leave the city and thank god for that. Women are putting themselves in their own containment zones and I hope they stay and rot there.
>>32224369I replied to the wrong comment like an idiot. See >>32224426.
>>32224426This. It's clear that someone has a small or average dick (or no dick ofc) whenever they claim that big dick energy is a real thing rather than just a funny term for generic confidence.
>>32224422>Why not have a nice house with plenty of space around you anywhere else?Because American women are so entitled that they actively ruin everything and everyone's day around them. If you've lived around their shrieking for your whole life, you'd want to live like a hermit too.
>>32224399Ugly men building living coffins for themselves so they can die in them and real families can buy them for cheap.Neat.
>>32224436I've never known an American woman to be entitled or shriek. I sincerely doubt American women are that different from British women too.
>>32224429>white girl postI like the assumption that I'm on medication because we know the majority of white women are so mentally ill that they are on medications, on top:>killing their babies>divorce raping men>doing paternity fraud>cheating>destroying society
>>32224440What towns are we talking about here?>I sincerely doubt American women are that different from British women too.X
>>32224430If the price of me never having to see a woman again is being called gay, then that doesn't sway me at all. I'll finally be in a place where women can't hurt me and I can't wait.>>32224440You're right, American women are way worse.
girlsif I push my dick into a nipple of a big tit and use it as a fleshlight would that hurt?
>>32224421Because it sounds great.
>>32224440Canada has for more in common with Britain than the US.
>>32224431I‘ve lived rural all my life but go off.
>>32224430>pick me cope going through the roofslmfao, bros they can't stand that we are leaving them.
>>32224442>What towns are we talking about here???>XWell, I do believe that American women aren't significantly different from British women. To be clear, I've met plenty of American women. One of my close friends is an American woman.>>32224445You must have severely misread me.
>>32224440British and American people are already different, even with similar roots and the American culture hegemony the cultures (and thus the kinds of people they breed) are extremely different
>>32224450>>32224445bye bye, please hurry with the leavingyou always talk about it but then you stay anywaysso annoying
>>32224348No, I sleep with the engagement ring. Wear the wedding band selectively
>>32224451I think the level of entitlement you have depends on what town you're in. For the UK probably too.
>>32224424>men actually aren't that horny or needy for sex as porn would have you believe.Do you unironically have low testosterone, or something? I'm exactly as horny as society portrays men to be, and that's pretty common.
I have survived the humiliation ritual known as being friends with a woman. AMA
>>32224455I've lived across the UK and there sure is a difference in entitlement, but it's not gendered. In the Home Counties everyone is entitled, in Yorkshire everyone is significantly less entitled.
I have survived the humiliation ritual known as being. AMA.
>>32224459>In the Home Counties everyone is entitledPlease explain.
>>32224461Explain what? The entire culture of the Home Counties?
>>32224427I wish she felt the same :(
for a moment i really thought i could maybe someday get a woman to like me but i've noticed that even though i'm not as ugly anymore (still short which immediately makes you a 4/10 at most tho) i'm way too jaded and old now
>>32224463I mean what you mean there by that term. I'm not familiar with UK geography.
>>32223988Considering you still like the feeling smaller you're obviously not getting the same feeling from a guy your height than one 6 inches taller. It's just a natural thing women enjoy, nobody is going to hold it against you.
>>32224457But hungry, should I get an oven pizza from a supermarket or pay 10x the price for a significantly less healthy but also bigger and tastier fast food pizza?
>>32224473>nobody is going to hold it against you.There are a significant number of people on this site who would, in fact, hold it against her.
>>32224469The Home Counties are the counties surrounding London. They're where people live if they work in London but don't want to live in London because it's a city and they prefer quaint countryside town life (it's very expensive in London, but it's also very expensive in many parts of the Home Counties). It has a similar culture to London but without the hustle and bustle aspect, so instead you just have everyone being cold to each other, passive aggressive, extremely middle class, very polite but in a way that makes it clear they dislike you, lots of keeping up with the Joneses.
>>32224441Even just taking a shower and opening a window will do wonders, anon
>>322244736 inch height difference would honestly be a bit of a bother for me. I don't want to crane my neck up all the time for a kiss.
>>32223983It's quite literally just a biological impulse like men liking thin women. There's nothing to be done with it.That being said I do think culture is starting to get a bit insane. It used to be that women were fine with guys just being a tad bigger (which most guys are) but now they want guys built like 2 door fridges and 6' and up.
>>32224480Thanks. I think there is a similar thing in America. The more urban cities are like that. The rural towns are more modest.
>>32224483>built like 2 door fridgesIME women don't care that much about bulk. Height definitely helps though.
>>32224478There are people that will hold any preference a woman has against them, so I guess you're right there, but a guy getting mad a woman likes tall guys on the internet has zero impact in the real world so who really cares?>>32224482Don't women love that stuff of having to tiptoe because the guy is so much taller
>>32224489I have personally never felt that urge.
>>32224460You dont have a humiliation kink?
>>32224492How tall are you?
>>32224483>mfw I’ll never understand women’s height obsession I mean I get it from a practical perspective, but in terms of them staking so much of their attraction towards another on it, it’s just hard to believe that it matters to them so much.
>>322244965'10". I guess that's not super tall for a woman.
>>32224497The same way women can't understand what men like so much about boobs or their naked bodies. It's not something you can rationalize. They see a tall guy and they get an immediate response, they see a short guy and they're like "eh".
>>32224465you never know. bring up the convo and aee what happens. you may be surprised
>>32224467It was over before that. No normie with a gf ever went on this 10 year long self-improvement arc that /atoga/ tells 30yo KHHVs to go on lol
>>32224500That’s pretty tall for a woman. Puts you in at least the 95th percentile for female height.
Do women like tall men because it makes THEM feel better?
>>32224493No. Humiliated by being, being is no kink.
>>32224505I am trying to delude myself, anon! :P
>>32224504yea that's pretty true. like this shit for normal people doesn't require a concerted effort they just exist and they date, they naturally have women hang around them and they naturally get women to flirt with them. if you have to actually do the whole "bro i'm sure if i lift enough weighs and learn enough hobbies some girl will like me :)" it's over, while you say that some guy who dropped out of high school and is barely literally is banging a 9/10 college educated girl lmao
>>32224460having a female friend who's at least at least close to average is useful. it makes your gf feel like she has direct competition and if friend has decent girls in her social circle finding a gf will be easier
>>32224514That is not a question.
>>32224420This is good advice. Thank you. Like I said we have spent quite a bit of time together as is and I think we’ve seen each other in some vulnerable states. We’ve spent nights collectively together and go through our routines and I’ve seen her low and so forth. But you do make a good point. All walls and guards are coming down and it’s all on the table. Which neither of us have experienced. I have a few friends who are married to women they moved in with after a few months. They all seem to be encouraging but just noting that it’s a lot of work and not as easy as you’d think at first. Were both pretty enthusiastic all things considered
Single femanons who are not pregnant nor have kids, do you already own baby clothes?
>>32224390I'm a child at heart, okay?>>32224387I don't get hangovers because I'm an alcoholic
>>32224506Yes? As a tall girl, it's not fun feeling bigger than other girls. It's even worse to feel bigger than a man, let alone the man you're intimate with. I was always open to dating someone shorter than me, but it's easy to spiral into feeling like a hulking beast
>>32224514>if friend has decent girls in her social circle finding a gf will be easierI used to think this but really it isn't true, I have lots of female friends and none of them try to play matchmaker with me and their friends.And we're similar ages too either the same age or 2 years apart.They're content focusing on their own relationship.
>>32224530I would treat you like a princess not like a hulking beast.T. Manlet
>>32224527Nta, but I drink heavy once every 2-3 months and still never had a hangover since I first started drinking. It's just strong genes.
>>32224446the opening of a nipple is smaller than the opening of your dick. would it hurt if i fucked your dick with a dildo?if you've seen nipple fetish porn, those were prosthetics.
>Oh boy, my first match!>"Hi X, how are you doing? :)">She unmatches me immediatelyHahahahahahahahahahahahahaah
>>32224535That's sweet, anon. You'll make your girl very happy
Normies cannot perceive and parse informationThey enforce hierarchies. They won't believe in anything until they think it aligns with the social hierarchy.They're unironically hylics/golems. Don't treat them as human
>>32224549Anon you're going to learn that women on apps don't consider hi how are you doing to be a good opener unless you're 10/10.Honestly you have to put in more effort and try to talk to them about something in their profile.
Do you have pronouns?
>>32224532It's not about your friends playing matchmaker, it's about having more chances to meet women in social contexts. Presumably ones you can get along with if they're friends with someone you already get along with.
>>32224557My family was always too poor to afford them
>>32224557No, you will refer to me by my full name or an epithet every time
>>32224549Don't bother, the "Hi" openers are like the world's best filter for worthless people.
>>32224556>>32224561Why is it not a good opener? I'm literally just asking her how she's doing, what's wrong with that, why do I have to clown up for her?
>>32224553You're trying to enforce your own hierarchy here. The only difference between you and normies is that they have influence and you're whining on 4Chan
>>32224557Yes, the English language more or less requires it
>>32224532>he needs his female friend to spoonfeed himwhat's easier? flirting with a random girl on the street or flirting with a friend of your female friend after introduction and small talk? that's right
>>32224557No. I shall not be acknowledged or perceived.
>>32224564No, it's the absolute best opener for dating apps, because both party swiped, both party were interested, yet somehow women think they're worth more effort because they have a vagina, the "Hi" opener filters out those cunts, do not engage with those.
>>32224566Sounds like wokeness gone too far
NEW THREAD!!!>>32224568>>32224568>>32224568Migrate when ready.
>>32224557People don't have pronouns. Languages do.
>>32224576This is top tier pedantry.
Just had a really retarded interview. it was a surprise group interview. One lady did really good the other was a guy who barely wanted to be there. So I think I looked mid in comparison to both
>>32224573That makes sense, because in the end, I wouldn't want to be with that type of woman who won't even respond to a basic ass question lmao>do not engage with those.Well, they won't even let me lmao because they unmatch me or ghost me before then lol Thank you
I'm starting to get a bit stressed because I put out a LOT of applications a few weeks ago and now all these niggas want to interview me AND I have to take time off from work who is bound to get sussy.
>>32224579>This is top tier pedantryShould be a banner desu.
>>32224597Just call in sick lmao, it's what I'm doing right now
>>32224564>I'm literally just asking her how she's doing, what's wrong with that1) 200 other guys have sent her the exact same message THIS WEEK ALONE. You've just made yourself completely indistinguishable from any other random guy. 2) It makes it look like you blindly send the exact same message to every single girl on the app without even noticing who you're messaging. That makes it seem like you think *she* is completely indistinguishable from anyone else and the only reason you're in any way interested in her is because she's female. Women don't like to feel irrelevant and interchangeable.
>>32224564You have to do it because almost every man who is having any success on the apps is doing it.
>>32224506No. Tall men are scary. All men below 6ft are more attractive.
>>32224606Sounds like a her-problem>>32224610I see... Well personally, I didn't see much difference from making an individual response, she just replies a bit, leads me on a bit, and then ghosts me anyway lol
Moid hands conceive another post: >>32224616
>>32224636>Sounds like a her-problemIt's a you-problem if you're interested in her and you've made her not interested in you.
>>32224651I guess so
>>32224651So like, do I never say "hi" or "hello" then and just jump straight to a question or something? Sounds hella pyschotic.
>>32224597How are you getting replies..
>>32224453>the cope continues
>>32224456Nah, that's the porn addiction talking.>>32224514>Throw your life away for a soulless corporate position where you have no family.50% of women by 2030 will have sealed the rest of their lives as cat ladies and I can't wait for it to happen.
>>32224686Nta but in my experience the key is volume. Someone says yes eventually.
>>32224481I only have this opinion because unlike you I actually go outside and interact with women. The real delusional ones are the men who don't and think that women are still "okay" when its clear women are insane and going through some sort of mental illness crisis.
>>32224449I like how you just blatantly lie>>32224451>You must have severely misread me.Nah, you were pretty clear.
>>32224686I'm like 30 yo and have accounting experience plus a STEM degree.
>>32224731>Nah, you were pretty clear.Then you (?) just decided to say something completely nonsensical
>>32224723I got two after like 300 applications :) >>32224741Oh lucky. Smarty pants
>>32224751You were right, American women are way worse, its why they are going extinct.
>>32224754I applied to the company I currently work for so many times I couldn't find the application for the job I actually got when they replied to me. Chin up.
>>32224760Think about it, when women didn't have rights the greatest empires known to man were formed, the instant women get rights they all fall apart and things go to shit. Islam and the Middle East will inherit the earth exactly because of this reason.Women are objectively worse than men because not only do they spurn their natural position in nature but they are facilitating the genocide of their own religions, ethnic groups, cultures, and nations. A freed woman is like a poisonous snake and the moment she bites the hands that feeds and frees her she will be gone. Her ideology will be gone. Her nation gone. Her ethnic group gone. Everything men have suffered and built for her, gone and destroyed? Over what? Entitlement and not getting her way.I'm 100% for giving women what they want, let them live in poverty, let them collapse their nations and destroy their cultures, they will be much happier as slaves and servants of a greater culture than they are free and miserable right now.
>>32224768<3 thanks anon. I hope your new hunt goes well
>>32224725Anon, watching cold approach yt videos and erp'ing with ai bots while sitting on the toilet isn't going outside and interacting with women
>>32224804Lifeguard?
>>32224805>Thinks I talk to strange women.That's very dangerous and I like the assumption that you think I'd want to date any of the harpies around me.
>>32224754>two after like 300 applications
>>32224812Yeah... sorry
>>32224760That is the exact opposite of what I said
>>32224819I'm surprised I'm not on suicide watch yet
>>32224813I know you don't want to date women, that was obvious from the start. You could have just said so and asked for advice on making your grindr profile
>>32224842Oh, so you're saying American women are so bad that they don't even compare with UK women let alone women? That they are goblins sent here to destroy everything good and noble? I completely agree...
>>32224849I like how you continue this gay cope so hard that its actually hurting my sides. Are you really so creatively bankrupt that you can't rattle your brain to come up with a different insult? Even AI is better at being creative than you are. Really showing how awful women are at everything right now. kek
>>32224855No.
>>32224863If a woman is funny its generally because they outsourced their comebacks/jokes to an AI.
>>32224843Yeah...
>>32224879What do you mean... do you think I should do it
>>32224864I mean, you're British, so I understand you don't understand how English works but keep practicing and one day you'll sound like a native speaker!
>>32224892No way dude! Chill out
>>32223851marry me. o.o
>>32224917Okay, bend over, NOW.
>>32224901You're no fun
>>32223883This
>>32224932KysIs that what you want to hear?
>>32224863Coming up with insults on 4chan isn't really my priority, but I can see it's something that means a lot to you. Hope things get better for you soon, anon
>>32224938Yes Goobye
>>32224966... Bye?
>>32224074SA flashbacks.
>>32224127Depends. If the child is learning and under my care, you scale up depending on the child's behavior. If you have Nothing to do with that child, What in the Actual fuck are you doing
>>32224415if this were true, life would actually be easier for women, you know this right? The ratio of men to women has always been less men than women, then china did its thing and now, On Earth, there are about the same ratio, everywhere there are more women then men, things are harmonious. Its the whole men dont care about other men that causes the rifts that are happening today. Its easier for men to have a playground when there are more women, Men can stay fit according to what is best suited to them, women would fight for them more. Just all the statistics scream, wherever there are more women than men, it tends to be nicer. Only a man can stop another man, and right now, we have to many actually aggressive men when there are only, .. i think its two women for every man?
>>32225071>. i think its two women for every man?
>>32224662You can include that in your message while in the same message asking her about a hobby or something she mentioned for example saying you'd love you see pictures of her crotcheting projects or saying you'd love to go on a hike with her, something that she talks about or posts pictures of.
>>32224985I can heal you.
>>32225175Hmm, yeah makes sense! I actually wanted to ask her what she's studying at the moment, but I figured it would be too boring... Guess asking her how she was doing was even more boring.Oh well, she was a foreigner anyway, not like I wanted her as a serious girlfriend anyway. Sour grapes? Cope? Maybe. But it's the truth. I'd rather have a local as my gf than a tourist of some kind.
Reminder that my best friend's friend Joe is a short, bald, chubbyfat 40 something bartender who is single and consistently dates hot women in their 20's-30's simply by being decent and charming.
>>32225281>consistently datesSo they never become his gf or wife?
>>32225296I don't think he's interested in that. He seems happy.I don't have the kind of relationship with him where I could ask and it didn't come up.I did see multiple hot acquaintances of his fawn over him.
>>32225370I see, well if he's happy... whatever floats his boat, I guess
