November timeprevious >>32238256
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Second for I hate women.
FemanonsI've never done NNN. Should I?
Men and Women:Aging status?Height status?Weight status?Fitness status?Men, status of your peepee and hairline?Women, status of your boobies and butt?Please do NOT share actual measurements, and instead share how you feel about them.
Men, how much of this do you fit?Post your own, list to manifest a gf.
>>32241652f>next gamble wins (get rich)>fly like superman>instant college degree (become a doctor)>healing touch (best doctor ever)>win any fight>personal temp control>mertails>four new languages
>>32241647>>32241624Honeslty? White or middle eastern, virgin, cooks and cleans, fat tits and ok ass is fine, isn't a whiny bitch, doesn't use sex as a means to control relationship, likes to make out and cuddle, fun to talk to, not a feminist (at least not the modern version of it). That's it really, is this so unrealistic?
>>32241668this list is a massive ick
GirlsShould I have remained a mild western ruffian or did I make the right move by pivoting towards science?
>>32241652Bruh I can get literally all the $1 onesAnd if I forego the mermaid tails (useless) and TV show (effort) I can get Next Gamble WinsWhich, given the Melbourne cup is coming up, dropping an Exacta on some shitmons would easily get a x1000 return
>>32241669>people keep choosing gamblejust get the $1 cball and ask it the next winning numbers or "will I win if I put all on red"
>>32241670At least three of your things conflict, my guy.
>>32241668>can swim its over
>>32241668Not only would I not date a woman with this list, I would go out of my way to avoid having any contact with them.
>>32241681which ones
>>32241668>Post your own, list to manifest a gf.Standards>mid-20s to late-30s>any race/ethnicity/color>any healthy size/shape>any history but cheatingIdeals>adaptable>bookish>compassionate>dedicated>enthusiastic>funny>genuine>hard-working>open-minded>warm-hearted
>>32241668>>32241668>Men, how much of this do you fit?Most, idk what 'haired vermin' are, idk how you identify as poly while single>Post your own, list to manifest a gf.Earnest, sweet, introspective, patient.
Someone asked this before but I'm asking again: ladies, does bodycount matter in a guy and why? Does it mayter if it's too low or too high and what would be classified and such?
>>32241652>>>>>Write a #1 Seller>Healing touch for the conviniencePass the other $13 to the next person.
>>32241692>idk how you identify as poly while singleAre you still monogamous even if you're single? It's a relationship orientation. Similar to sexual attraction orientations, they are for what you want, not what you have.
>>32241667STATUS OF MY BOOBS AND BUTT? ARE YOU SUGGESTING THAT THEY'RE LIKE, ACTIVE ENOUGH TO NECESSITATE PROVIDING A STATUS???? This is giving body horror, dawg
>>32241686Come on.
>>32241704Make them jiggle and tell us about it
>>32241668>not med shirt size>not white>not poly + bi>uses apple>not a big sports fan, but can enjoy watching it (the world series was fun, etc)
>>32241704Life is one great big unending body horror.
>>32241715You're correct unfortunately :(
>>32241707bro nothing I said contradicted anything. You want me to get a dried up whore roastie?
>>32241720There's a secret ending you can unlock early, but The Church doesn't want you to know about it.
>>32241721I didn't say contradict, you blind fuck.I said conflict.
>>32241668Was >>32241694>manifesting femanon gf>? '-')? ~ ~ <3 ~ <3 ~ ~
>>32241713I can't. Right now they're actually making their way around the room like the future path things that Jake Gyllenhaal sees in Donnie Darko. They're trying on my various assortment of stylish fashion hats in the closet now-- How do I make them stop please help :(
>>32241725alright fine, what's conflicting?
>>32241667>Aging status?Very retarded. Heh. I look young for my age and feel healthy.>Height status?Steady? It's fine. Taller than some, shorter than others.>Weight status?I'm fine being slender with softness. >Fitness status?Meh. I want more strength and mobility.I'm fine but I want to be strong.>Men, status of your peepee and hairline?Perfection And receding and thinning a bit. I'm happy it's slowed since I have been working on my stress. My hair still looks good. I'd prefer it back how it was but it is what it is.
how do I convince myself that women can actually take accountability for being stupid bitches?
>>32241728Shake your money maker. Change the future. Collapse the wavefunction into the state you desire, baby.
>>32241734read agatha christe
>>32241704Maybe they're a little sore and need a massage and light fondle
men, would you ever date a former porn star/stripper if she says she's "changed"?
women, thoughts on the doc holliday moustache + soul patch combo?
>>32241751Are you James Spader?
>>32241753boy you're having a lot of existential dread over this one huh
>>32241704Day 7021:I still feel as though I am me. But I am losing this battle. My ass - no, the ass I coexist with. By tomorrow, it will no longer have a use for me. I won"t be me for much longer. Mom, Dad, I'm sorry.Day 7022:<The page is covered with illegible farting>
>>32241753What you mean changed? What was different before?
>>32241756Oh no God no
>>32241756I fucking hate facial hair
>>32241757I dont get that reference, so joke flew over my head. How's it related?
>>32241667MGood, I'm 30 but get accused of being 255'10" or so, pretty good180, losing weight rapidly thoughLol no fitness at allPenis is a bit of a toad chode atm, hairline is a bit recessed but my hair is really voluminous
>>32241766Because that means no.
>>32241753I wouldn't care if she changed or not, I don't think there's inherently any shame in those jobs.
>>32241753No. What's the point of dating a hoe if we aren't going to hoe it up together?
>>32241763>>32241765hey thanks ladies. now if you would please climb into this trash can that i've prepared for you, i would appreciate it
>>32241765rubrubrubrub
>>32241753answer is the same as the last time you asked: yes, all else held equal (like an asshole isn't datable regardless of job)
>>32241765I love facial hair but it has to suit the person and it can't be cartoon devil-type stuff LOL. I personally really like 80s Tom Selleck-style mustaches or stubble but beards can be okay too
>>32241781anon, with all due respect, i am quite a goofy guy, and i like to project that aura as much as i can
>>32241790Just tattoo that on your dick instead.
>>32241790Sadly, I don't think most people are going to perceive a mustache like that as goofy but you can express yourself how you like
>>32241793that isn't going to signal to the people around me that i might have a schizophrenic episode at any moment, you aren't getting it
state gender cuz i wanna knowhow y'all think about a ratchet white girl that everyone says she talks and acts black but she's just a girl from the ghetto, basically like a woah vicky type of girl, all her cousins and family also "talk black" but they're just loud rednecks who are broke as hell. also all her friends are black.
>>32241800Forehead then?
Women have you been fucked in a costume today?
>>32241804Assuming everyone in your situation accepts me, no, I wouldn't care about being friends or dating a girl like this. Fun is fun
>>32241804FWhy do you talk black?How do you have so many black friends?
>>32241797how would you perceive it, and what do you figure most people will perceive it as then?
>>32241667Still energeticI don’t need heels, but I do wear themPerfectly balanced Urbosa
>>32241807I wish
Im a gymcel that plays videogamesIs that a dealbreaker femanonshttps://files.catbox.moe/n5rvw9.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/g4ygyd.mp4
>>32241668>Post your own, list to manifest a gf.Wish to continue having the wife I already havetyWait. Can I manifest her into being super strong, super smart, and super horny? That'd be based. But it has to be the same wife, not a new wife.
>>32241804Were you blacked already?
>>32241734>how do I convince myself that women can actually take accountability for being stupid bitches?Step 1: Encounter women (hardest step)Step 2: Call out denial-prone brain-switched-off behaviour when it happensStep 3: Remember the times when the woman was like "Ah shit he got me". Contrast with all the times when the woman was like <confused retard noises> MUH EMOTIONS?!!?
>>32241804I don't associate with people who "talk black".
>>32241818No. Teach me to gym too.
>>32241828thank you
>>32241753Not if she says she's "changed".That's peak ho behaviour. Denial of what she's done means she's gonna do it again and act like it's someone else's fault.If she's like "Yeah I do porno what's your damage lil bro" then yeah we both know where we stand. She does sex for money, I do sex for enjoyment, we both accept that we're degenerates and we degenerate together.You won't get that with someone who insists they've changed. Because they haven't changed, they just feel guilty about being who they are, so they deny it and cope.
>>32241830I would really like to femanon, but you would probably get an ick when i would get too autistic on the matter
>>32241821You may cast a spell to increase her stats IFYou can either:>post her first nameOr>draw a pic of herOr>describe her in great detail (like +10 adjetives)
>>32241668>liberalstopped caring how much I fit there, go away
>>32241837No. Teach me how to autism gym.I am kind of scared to go by myself because I am pretty.
>>32241804moid. sounds like I'd like you
>>32241668white/asian/middle eastern: soft and gentle, can actively engage in humorous bouts, can cook, no dyed hair, healthy diet, raised well by her parents, possibly a furry (not full blown but likes animal pfp), possible into arts&crafts, doesn't let me get away with things I shouldn't.
My type has changed a lot through the years but i think i have it figured out nowIts lookswise:>Big booty natural redheadPersonality wise:>Bubbly, super wholesome, kind and loving, preferably rational and hardworking
>>32241840If im being honest i dont care who looks at me when im at gym because they arent threatening to me in any way,But i can understand that it can be intimidating for a girl.But a lot of girls deal with unwanted attention by putting on baseball cap and oversized clothes and headphones on.Some people enjoy the attention and dress up to show off.>How to gym autismLearn how to enjoy the process and be gratefull that you are able to train your body instead of having cerebral palsy or being in wheelchair
Women, I drink my coffee black and indulge often in neat whiskey. Thoughts?
>>32241847>Learn how to enjoy the process and be gratefull that you are able to train your bodyI would like to study you.
>>32241855 ?????????????????/
>>32241855No
>>32241857You too!
>>32241652Is there a limit on "generate electricity?"Because if not, you can probably fuck Thermodynamics hard enough to basically become God.
Why do men love spit (sexually)?
Hey incels. Why don't you just adopt a pet? They are cute, you spend time doing other stuff than watch a screen like go outside or simply play or observe it, you get to spend the same amount of money you would spend with a woman sometimes less or more but at least is not an everyday thing. And about sex, well of course is over but come on the sex industry is doing their best everyday to make toys and stuff to simulate perfectly accurate vaginas
>>32241855>you're too sweet for meeee
>>32241864not just men, spit is hot to anyone if your in the right mood
>>32241864Flavor and pheromones
>>32241860I appreciate the self-reflection.>>32241866I am actually really sweet, it's one of my endearing character flaws.
>>32241864No thanks
>>32241871It's a song, noob.
>>32241808>fun is fundamn i see you you don't have nothing to worry about boo but people gonna roast you but aside from that everyone will probably like you already, I mean, if you don't mind a bunch of loud people being ignorant and having a good time, everybody just clowning around and shit like that it's no different than lounging>>32241809baby I talk black because that's how everyone talk where i'm from. I moved away and I stand out more because i'm not surrounded by people with the same kinda vernacular as much, so, people be saying "why she talking like that" so i be changing shit up to not have that talk you feel mealso i got a lot of black friends through just being around black folks 24/7 they fuck with me and see me around and i don't look for trouble or nothing so we just chill and talk shit about what's happening I've always been an airhead so people kinda just bring me along if they wanna have fun>>32241823No sir. I was *this* close, but i had to leave cuz shit got heated. I'm scared actually, that shit is no joke. I've seen a lot of white girls been blacked but they all come from the suburbs and shit like that I'm not from there i'm from the ghetto so we don't have anything in common I'm not a hoe so I don't do hoe shit.>>32241829how come? you don't want to or they're not around or both?>>32241842I like people who like me first, so,what do you like about me?? :)))
If G-d meant to interfere in the degeneracy of mankind, would he not have done so by now?
>>32241876>I'm scared actually, that shit is no joke.What do you mean?
>>32241874I am actually don't listen to songs, it's one of my endearing character flaws.
>>32241876>how come?Because they're all hoodrats, regardless of their actual race.
>>32241876You are repulsive
>>32241876My eyeballs did not like this.
>>3224166815/22>Post your own list5'9" or taller, visibly fit, likes anime and vidya (especially multiplayer stuff we could play together,) rarely/never uses social media, dominant personality.That's all that comes to mind at the moment.
>>32241856You would get bored after a weekStorytime>Leaving gym, feeling tired and with some pain after leg training>See a kid outside, couldnt be older than 10 years old like my nephew>Sits in a wheelchair>Feel sad but at same time gratefull that im not in wheelchair myself
>>32241876>how come? you don't want to or they're not around or both?NTA, but I find dialects that arise out of a mishandling of the language to be grating. It's like the new trend of spelling "ass" as "ahh" purely because people can't enunciate. It's dumb and it annoys me every time I encounter it. It's a small annoyance, but like a pebble in one's shoe, if it is up to me I would avoid dealing with it.
>>32241855i dont like alcohol, it tastes icky>>32241765this, sometimes stubble is ok, but facial hair is a no from me 99% of the time>>32241667>Aging status?aging well i think, approaching 30 and still get carded>Height status?still tall>Weight status?trying to keep it under control because of meds>Fitness status?walk every day>Women, status of your boobies and butt?happy with butt, wish boobs were a bit bigger
>>32241865While i love dogs, and i was thinking about getting cat, the issues that arise from having one dont outweigh the ability to cuddle it sometimes.Also the pet would be incredibly bored with me i feel likeThis summer i was taking care of my sisters dog, and while for first 2 weeks the dog was sleeping a lot and just enjoying cuddle time when i wanted it.But then she started to be annoyingly begging for attention, bothering me all the time when I was playing vidya or something, and I was walking her 3 times a day already, so yeah i imagine even the dog was getting bored
>>32241876Nice blackccent, reminds me of me when I was younger, you lose it if you start hanging with people who are more “proper” but it ain’t gonna leave you totally
>>32241903You're cute inside~
>>32241906>spelling "ass" as "ahh" purely because people can't enunciateYou sure that's why? Could be to get around content filters.
>>32241914Hey, i think i posted this image while agoAt least i do remember the source...We are all pink inside
>>32241667>Aging status?Wizardhood imminent.>Height status?Short, but it suits my tastes perfectly.>Weight status?Small muffin top, but no one would describe me as fat while I'm wearing a shirt.>Fitness status?Essentially completely sedentary.>peepeeI'm not concerned beyond wishing I wasn't circumcised.>hairline?Front is fine, back is just barely remaining presentable. I'm heading toward Greg Universe territory at some point, I know it.
>>32241917I stole it from them. I am not OP.
>>32241667Moknot a manlet so good/fit//fit/I want my foreskin back
>>32241864Men like things that come out of a girls body. At the extreme ends are shit (which isn't common) and piss (uncommon but less that shit). But, more men like it than women do. Spit is much less taboo than those. Kissing girls is fun, so spit is naturally an okay thing. Most girl fluids (think pussy juice) is just hot, and girl drool isn't a bad sight
>>32241915>Could be to get around content filtersThat is a decent point I hadn't considered (although I've seen people use it on Reddit which certainly doesn't filter "ass," but that could be explained by it becoming commonplace elsewhere first and then migrating from there) but it gets vocalized as "ahh" too, as in this clip: https://x.com/shannonsharpeee/status/1810003236490998171Also if it were to have arisen due to content filters anywhere, I would expect it to have been on TikTok, but I would be surprised if TikTok filters the word "ass."
>>32241667>agingold soul getting old like a tree looking young>heightgiant>weightgetting too large>fitnessmy skeleton will drag this coughing sputtering sleeping pile of pain anywhere through anything>statuspeepee that split the earth, the hair is overgrown which isn't endearing at all on an adult man.
>>32241911Yeah I know what you are talking about. It happens the same exact thing with my dogs. Sometimes they ask for too much attention and is never enough but playing with them or taking them out every two hours helps them. I play with my dogs hide and seek so they can know their names, but something that breaks my heart is that is eventually pretty late for one and the other one is getting worse due a bite caused by the other
>>32241928Me and femanon after hanging out platonically and getting slightly drunk
>>32241928>picI knew a 'woman' like that irlshe was a crazy one, not in a good way
>>32241928need gf to turn me on while im sleeping, so I wake up confusingly horny
>>32241937>>32241940You niggas have never killed a living being before and it shows
>>32241940>Sharing a bed with femanon>She does this >Wake up with brutally hard boner>Femanon conveniently has her hips pushed towards your crotch
>>32241931>it gets vocalized as "ahh" tooBro normalfag social media has been slowly introducing voice based censorship too. You can't say "suicide" on youtube anymore.
>>32241941I have killed multiple flies in my life.
>>32241937>*high>>32241938I'm probably not them because I'm not trans and I don't like them.>>32241940I wish I could fall asleep with sweaty ball in hand but alas, I probably couldn't irl.
>>32241931nta, don't mind wat the girl said and it was pretty clear to understand, but didn't love what the guy said or get it (if I carefully listend I prob could)
>>32241945Yeah, you would probably instead fall asleep face first in said sweaty ball
>>32241942Girls who know guys want them can get it. Love it when they sit on your lap too. Stuff like this is also a nice because they get close to you and are in a good position where I can wrap my arms around them and hug em closer to me. Need gf stat ahhh
>>32241941Was gonna say something like >>32241944 but forgot to reply, lol. Something like>I kill and have killed bugs for women who want me to
>>32241951*snores on your balls*
>>32241959*drools on your pussy
>>32241883I'm tiny like some bitches can take like a horse dick but that shit got me scary ngl>>32241886>>32241889>>32241898https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dVgOosvTKo>>32241912yeah that's so real my shit was wayyy worse but it's slowly fading. i was a lot more ratchet before but I'm cool on ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-uqhLJqBw0
Bros, I lost no nut november
>>32241964Still oct 31 somewhere in asia prob
>>32241967It’s oct 31 on the west coast
>>32241945A guy's underwear band would hold your hands in. Might also be easier to sleep face to face or your spooning him so your hands can cup them
>>32241963how many tattoos do you have? what's your body count?
>>32241972I can't sleep with a hairtie in my hair. I know I won't be comfortable unless he's freeballing. He can put his boner between my theighs.
>>32241986>I won't be comfortable unless he's freeballing. He can put his boner between my theighs.Deal.
>>32241980I don't have any. I've been tricked 3 times.
>>32241967It was November 1st in Asia like 14 hours ago.
I need to achieve CHIM so I can retroactively delete women from existence.
>>32241986They you can place your head on his chest between his neck in return
men I need your input on this>look for future wife>it's rare but oftentimes will I stumble upon a pretty girl that's dtf>not really experienced with women, decide to miss this opportunity because that's supposedly not my goal, feels like I'm not sure what I want>feel like I missed a golden opportunity this happens every fucking time, thing is I don't wanna sleep with a girl because she might develop feelings just for me to tell her "sorry I just wanted to fuck" and hurting people is the last thing I wanna do
>>32241963pretty cute ngl, my blackccent only comes out when i talk idk how you can write it out but its funny to read
>>32241995*or between
>>32241996>blah blah blah blah blahYou do know that most men just fucked random girls until they found one they loved and just settled down with them right?They didn't think about all that bullshit you just said
GN happy halloween
>>32241998thank you boo, yeah i could probably write more proper but my ass is just being lazy, so, it's late as fuck so probably gonna call it a night unless anyone has any questions or whatever that's cool too, my leg fell asleep :(
What the fuck happened, why did everyone leave
>>32241667MMy penis size is 3.8 inches. Is that good?
>>32242022im still here :<
>>32241963>I'm tiny like some bitches can take like a horse dick but that shit got me scary nglWhat's the biggest you can take?
If I want a HEALTHY relationship as a man. What expectations should I have? Do I just find one I like and dedicate to such or play the field till a woman says she loves me, It may sound childish but talking phases always make me nervous because sometimes I really like someone but they learn an aspect about me and it sours what felt like a sweet connection.Idk, im a handsome man but I'm feeling hopeless and wanted to ask a female for guidance on how to overcome this mental block.>due to past mistakes I will NEVER tell a woman I love her again until she says it first.
>>32241667Male>Aging status?Nearing 30 but been people keep telling me I look a lot younger than I am, been like this since forever>Height status?I'm shorter than average, bums me every so often>Weight status?Healthy>Fitness status?I'm fit and somewhat lean, not gonna stop lifting anytime soonHairline is slightly receding but nothing big, my father is the same way. Peepee is average, could be bigger
>>32242022I saw the tower and manipulated the Aurbis to erase foids from all of existence.
>>32242031honestly six inches is my limit, more than that is uncomfortable.
>>32241667M(an)>Aging status?Pushing it>Height status?A smidge under the filter (lacking less than an inch.>Weight status?Extremely low.>Fitness status?Improved in the past few months but unless I'm shirtless, my build still appears skeletal. I guess this is going to be the "sleeper" physique in the future.>Men, status of your peepeeLately I've been trimming the hair on the sack more often under the illusion that if I do end up naked in front of a woman, she won't be immediately repelled. But I have noticed a new birthmark which makes it even uglier>and hairline?Lost 3 cm during the past year and the hair is thinning. Currently I'm trying the bald look, pretty much the only one that still looks acceptable. It's basically almost over.
>>32242039WE ARE SO BACK BOYS
>wigger girl is more chaste than 99% of femanonsclown world
>>32241667>male>age: wrong side of 35>height: over the usual tinder requirement>weight: kinda fit kinda fat>fitness status: in the 1000lb club>peepee status large but criminally underused
>>32242071Reminds me of the American Beauty movie when the girl who acted slutty turned out to be a virgin.
>>32242076that's a classic, and the reverse is very common too irl
>>32242071>men still thinking they're not being judged for thinking in terms of "less touched"You're worse than a slut.
>>32242039as a 7.5 inch guy you can't hurt me because I'll just assume a girl is virtue signalling if she says she prefers smaller
>>32242087A bit gay to be carrying all that cock innit
>>32241667male>agingnot TOO old>heightperfectly fine>weightneeds to be lost>fitnessneeds to be strengthened>peepeegets the job done>hairlinejust fine
>>32242087But I do prefer shorter and thicker. I know where my cervix is.
>>32242084Nta, but that's not how it works. Being a physical slut exposes you to STDs and actually ruins your pair bonding ability. Being untouched is special. First man to climb Everest was impressive, it's not so impressive now after thousands of people have done it.
>>32242095You're severely sexually uneducated. Abstinence only is brainrot porn.
>>32242097You're clearly a slut that got offended. Your opinion holds no weight.
>>32242102Your brain is all rot, bud.You're not valuable as a partner because you will not please a woman.
>>32242107No, I already have a woman. I am saying that you are projecting your sluttiness onto me by saying that anyone who isn't a slut like you, then that person must have brainrot from always watching porn to satisfy that urge. You are completely wrong.
>>32242120No, you're still trying to project your rotted brain. I can tell you don't have a woman too.You have rotted your brain on abstinence only via atrophy.Use it or lose it.
>>32242125Using it doesn't mean you have to be a slut. Are you incapable of being with 1 partner?
>>32242129Why would you be enough for a single woman? When she can have anything she wants?
>>32242132She can buy a bigger dildo, use a rougher vibrator, or buy herself flowers because she deserves them. I doubt women would buy your sperm at all since it's probably shit quality right now because you eat a bunch of garbage, dyes, and microplastics.
>>32242132It's you!
>>32242095I'm sure that femanons with 1 or 0 bodycount ruin their pair bonding ability by masturbating every single day out of loneliness. some said they do it multiple times a day
>>32242147I would like to meet these femanons
>>32242139You are the red thing
Women that like wealthy men who earned it, does it turn you off if I have no college degree and made it through investments? I don't want to get a college degree that I don't need, but I feel like you think I'm los status. I'm actually quite academic in lifestyle I just had a shitty childhood and had a career by the time I could finish college. Is this a turnoff? Would you be ashamed of me?
>>32242151Your meme game is horrible Grandma's on facebook have more wit than you
>>32242154I don't know if I like wealthy guys. I've never seen ones that weren't iphone meme types.
>>32242155nta but nice glass house
>>32242158I don't want an apple email so I don't buy iphones. I have a cheap phone now but I am considering buying the Pixel 8a because I need a better camera.
>>32242159can't be both
>>32242162I mean that they're a jack of one trade, and mouth breather at anything else. This is why I have my manifesting list.
Okay women you win, I have made some calls and we will be sunsetting the patriarchy as of Jan 1, 2025.The world is yours to command, what are you doing first?
>>32242170I'm the opposite of that but perhaps underspecialized.
>>32242172Pillow warTee hee~
>>32242172deleting the middle east
>girl at my work gave me a cookie with my name on itwhy are women so wholesome i'm eating a cookie choking back tears
>>32242174I'm capable of teaching, but it's also a matter of if you want to listen to my special intrests. I like exchanging information if you have a desire to share.
how do you convince yourself that girls like all kinds of guys? Online I only see reposts of k pop idols or henry cavill look a like, or some drawings, and even it doesn't compare to the simpery of all the guys around (like every fetish has their own subbreddit). I just think that most women can't have physical attraction to moids at all, i don't see any proofs of it both IRL and online
Anyone else hit up a girl they rejected and got treated like shit?>go out with girl>kiss>decide uni is overwhelming, tell her I can't do this>also got drafted for a month>seems she understands when we talk, says she really enjoyed spending time with me and will remember our dates>two months pass, I'm done with stuff>text her>she sounds bitter and angry>almost like a grudge>doesn't reply to my last messagecan nobody take rejection these days? if a girl I just started dating told me she's overwhelmed with studying and hit me up two months later I wouldn't be mad at all.
>>32242193date em, they indeed like all kinds of guys
>>32241667F>Aging status?I'm pretty young and I'd said I look my age, if not a bit younger. >Height status?5'4">Weight status?99 lbs, but still trying to lose some more weight.>Fitness status?Every day, I run in place for one or two quarters of an hour and do some light calisthenic exercises.>Women, status of your boobies and butt?Boobs could be a bit bigger, but they're alright, I guess. Butt is a bit too big for my taste, but that will change as I lose weight.
>>32242203if you lose any more weight you'll just disappear
>>32242203>Boobs could be a bit biggerBand and cup size please
>>32242193you have like: pretty boy, dark triad looking chad, light triad looking chad, standard chad, hypermasculine so you can go for one of those looks no matter if you're masculine or not. just gotta look healthy and not short
>>32242191I can talk about most things. Wide as an ocean deep as a puddle. As I get older the puddle gets deeper though. I'm literally interested in every topic, though not every topic evenly. I'd love to have a spergy gf with passions. My last ex was ashamed of her interests or ashamed of her ability in her interests, and never talked about them.
>>32242197i'm not in position to date right now as whole life, i'm inceli'm just try to challenge my beliefs and can't do it properlyi seriously need some internet resources where i can read about miring a regular guys
>>32241667M27, Kinda feeling it now177cm last time I checked80kg I thinkFittest I've ever been, feels goodUnused and still present
>>32242206>pretty boy, dark triad looking chad, light triad looking chad, standard chad, hypermasculinestop it seriously
>>32242203>5'4">99lbdibs
>>32242205Last time I checked, 30B or so.
>he wants to contactfag with kikOne of the biggest red flags.Immediately discarded anything an anon has said.
I will never find a woman tired enough to be my gfMy ambition in life is to lie down more, right now I still walk to make food and shop and so onIf I don't find a job I can do from bed soon I will have to go work a normal job again and stand up and walk and talk to people, and I don't know if I can bear it.
>>32242216PerfectWhat kinda guys do you like
>>32242217kek come on anonhe genuinely likes you, why dont you throw him a bone with a throwaway email?
>>32242220I'm not gay.
>>32242218im incredibly tired, i need to sleep for 12 hours a day to feel rested
>>32242222CFS?
>>32242221what? arent you a femanon?
i feel like a lot of guys and gals treat dating like going to the DMVtreat it like prom
>>32242208You sound pretty chill. Might be nice to carry a conversation between each other.I have maybe like several pools of knowledge, maybe one/two ponds. I think I have a survivalist attitude towards information.
>>32242227what the fuck does this mean
>>32242210you should just date a chick instead of reading more garbage online
>>32242225Exactly, idiot.
>>32242231so you're not that femanon and you're just yapping for no reasonneat
>>32242227at 29 I realized they were right. I kept rejecting girls to find 'the one' but you find the one by going through dozens of chicks, plus you have fun in the process
>>32242224its antipsychotics making me dopey all the time
>>32242193>how do you convince yourself that girls like all kinds of guys?Because its true, they do
>>32242232Welcome to atoga, newfag.
>>32242236cringe
>>32242234Do you still have a sex drive?Are you on gov bux?
>>32242193if it makes you feel better i dont find myself attracted to conventionally attractive guys. maybe i feel their out of my league or something but i just dont think i could date one
>>32242238sorta, i havent masturbated in about a month but if i have some stimulation ill get aroused, and i do enjoy sex. indeed, im on goverment payments
>>32242239Sounds like low self-esteem cope
>>32242228I also concentrate on pragmatic life enhancing skills, but I also learn a lot of history which is surprisingly useful, and lore which is often completely useless. You can throw down your discord if you want but I am going to bed soon.
>>32242240>havent masturbated in about a monthDamn bro, get to it and treat yourself better!What's your game plan? Do you have some form of therapy to try to get out of it or do you expect it to stay this way until you die?
>>32242242Sorry it has my name in it.I have to use kik.>>>/soc/33558659
>>32242240>i havent masturbated in about a monthWere you participating in locktober?
>>32242235I think the range of guys is pretty wide >>32242206cameron herrin and kylo ren look meh but there's a bunch of girls who're crazy for them
I'm 29 now, I don't have a ton of friends but more than half of them are people in their 40's and 50's, even at work I mostly hang out with people that age and have hardly anything in common with people younger than me. Is that a weird thing? I feel like girls are intimidated by me or they don't want to talk to me the way they talk with other guys my age. I feel like this is somehow a part of it.
>>32242250>cameron herrinHad to google this literal who, but that's a very pretty boy, you calling him just "meh" is delusional.And A Driver is considered hot by far more than just "a bunch of girls".
>>32242243i get therapy but ill probably have to be on these forever. they slow your processing speed down a bit but the pros outweigh the cons so its worth it>>32242246i dont have a penis, i just dont get horny that much
>>32242250>herrinif he's meh i literally can reassure these beliefsbetter think that is trolling
>>32242219Hm...4chan has honestly turned me into a bit of a recluse who spends most of her free time on this site, so I've never been in a relationship before, meaning that I can't speak from experience. But if I imagine what I would find important...One thing would be for him to be willing to wait for marriage. I'm a virgin, and I think that sex is something very intimate that you shouldn't just have with anyone. Ethnicity-wise, I'm Persian, and maybe it's a result of spending too much time on /pol/, but I honestly can't imagine getting with a man who is from a country east or south of Iran. I just don't find men who are darker than me to be attractive. In terms of values, even though I grew up in a secular household, I'd prefer for him to be Christian, as I feel that Christian values are the ones that work best in practice. I'd even be willing to convert to his denomination. Oh, and he definitely shouldn't be a leftist or a feminist. I don't think that relationships between people with radically different political views ever work.But I honestly am not really considering getting into a relationship until I've improved myself in certain aspects. Not just my weight, but also homemaking abilities, social skills, etc. Currently, I'm kind of a loser, just wasting her time on the internet. I wouldn't want any guy to have to put up with that.
>>32242244Got it
>>32242253Lol yeah bro that's life. Demographics are aging.
>>32242259Eh, pass
>>32242263Fair.>>32242259After rereading this post, I've noticed that I used the word "honestly" much too often. Feels kind of retarded in retrospect.
>>32242259You don't have to wait to be valuable to love if someone can love you already. Also pragmatically speaking your youth is more valuable in dating than any skills you develop.
>>32241667F.>Aging status?I am pretty old but aging really well, honestly.>Height status?Average. Fine with it.>Weight status?Also average. Fine with it.>Fitness status?Great. I'm in the best shape of my life.>Women, status of your boobies and butt?Great. Generations of men who loved big boobies paid off.
>>32242264based self-aware stacey
>>32242264It's probably because men have gaslit you and said you lie a lot when you didn't.I have a similar problem, fellow femanon.
>>32242268>average weightAmerican average or actually average (skinny)?
>>32242271Actually average. I'm not skinny but I'm slim, have a flat stomach and all.
>>32242268>>32242203I wonder if femanons are talking about their face with or without makeup when they talk about their attractiveness or aging status
>>32241667M, 29>Aging status?pretty bad, already have wrinkles everythere>Height status?175cm, pretty bad too fpr obvious reasons>Weight status?62 kg, not bad>Fitness status?don't do anything>Men, status of your peepee and hairline?pepe good, hairs on place
>>32242253Girls can't really tell who you are friends with. It is probably just how you present yourself and how you behave around them.>>32242280I don't wear make up, I have some for dates/special occasions when I'm supposed to dress up but on a day to day basis I just wear sunscreen. I don't think I'm particularly attractive face wise, I'm cute but far from the most gorgeous girl I know. I have great skin, tho - I'm tight all over, have no wrinkles, no sun spots. I also have always been pretty baby faced.
>>32242282>62 kg, not badlmao
>>32242282>pretty bad, already have wrinkles everythereinvest in skin care. retinol and mosturise at night, hyaluronic acid moisturiser and eye cream/serum in the morning. take collagen as well
>>32242193>how do you convince yourself that girls like all kinds of guys?We do? I've met one girl in my whole life that has a taste in men frankly similar to mine.>>32242154I don't care, but I understand that certain women will care. Especially women who care a lot about status or are from families where everyone is educated.I'm have a master degree, but I don't come from a family of educated people, so to me it's just a nice to have. If you're smart and do well in life, I don't care.
>>32242259>One thing would be for him to be willing to wait for marriage. I'm a virgin, and I think that sex is something very intimate that you shouldn't just have with anyone.You are just insecure about it, be honest.Imagine waiting to fuck with somebody for 4 or 5 years and then find out you absolutely do not fit sexually.What a terribly stupid idea.
>>32242291>>32242282Skincare is largely preventitive. If you have wrinkles, your best bet to slow down aging is to be consistent with sunscreen use, and then introduce retinol and other products.
>>32242267>Also pragmatically speaking your youth is more valuable in dating than any skills you develop.I'm 18, so if I take maybe a year to self-improve, the value of my youth won't have diminished by the end of it.>>32242280I usually wear a bit of makeup (powder, lipstick, and mascara), but I think that I just generally have a face that looks younger than my actual age. Back when I was 16, people mistook me for 14.
>>32242295>If you have wrinklesI know you want to think 4channelers are smart, but it's better to first suggest they stop smoking/vaping and actually drink water first. (Because they are probably not going to be doing that already)
>>32242300True. Anon, don't drink alcohool, don't use drugs, don't smoke or vape, sleep at night, drink water, have a varied diet.
>>32242300>it's better to first suggest they stop smoking/vaping and actually drink water firstNta, but I agree. Lifestyle choices play a HUGE role.
>>32241667F.>Aging status?Feel young and get called young.>Height status?Too short, like always.>Weight status?In the range of healthy BMI, but still bottom-heavy.>Fitness status?Fittest I've ever been, but it's undercut by my body type.>Women, status of your boobies and butt?Uggo, flat tits like always, but my butt continues to be perfect.
>>32242295i accept skincare but it do nothing to me apparently, only thing that work is havey cream that intended for women in their post climax phase
>>32241855I'm too sweet for you.It's fine to like your coffee black, feel the same way. Drinking is bad for you.
>>32242308moot looking ass
>>32242035Focus on yourself first - be a healthy person to have a relationship with. Be open to love, don't be afraid of your feelings, love wholeheartedly. Dedicate yourself when you find you genuinely like, who genuinely likes you back. It is fine if you like someone and they don't like you - the point of dating is to find the one, not everyone can be that. I've met many men who stopped liking me because of a thing or the other, and I've grown to dislike many men I liked initially because of one thing or the other. Don't take it personally - you're two pieces of puzzle that don't fit together, doesn't make you worse pieces of puzzle individually.I'd tell you to not sleep around because leading with sex will mess with how you connect with one another - you will ignore red flags to get more sex.A woman who has healthy relationships in her life is more likely to have healthy relationship with you - close knit with her family, good friends, liked by her coworkers, never has a bad word to say about the people around her, long term friendships, no drama.
>>32242308Nvm, somebody did.Just saw the ring.
>>32242318>>32242331Thirsty but respectful, we love to see it.>>32242308Did you lose a lot of weight? Your skin looks like my husband's did when he was underweight, gaining back a bit of weight helped majorly because it filled his face back.Try retinol with sunscreen.
>>32242331sorry, it was not so long ago and i asked advice there about my incelish thoughts>>32242335i already tried retinol based creams and my skin became good, but aftermatch it become too prone to sun
>>32242338>i already tried retinol based creams and my skin became good, but aftermatch it become too prone to sunYeah, you need a 50 SPF sunscreen if you choose to try retinol. Frankly, 50 SPF sunscreen is your best skincare tool to slow down aging.
JH this could be us
>>32242338P.S. but you have it right, i have lipid metabolism disorder that cause low fat percentage
>>32242342Is jh a light skin or a dark skin?
>>32242342>not the slave owner's adult son who has qualms concerning the idea of owning another person, but he's all horned up and can't help but ask the slave to do things with him Your raceplay kink is too basic for me.
>>32242343>i have lipid metabolism disorder that cause low fat percentageGod damn, I'm smart. Yeah, having low fat percentage will make your cheeks look deflated like that which makes your skin saggy. My husband was 192 cm and about 70kg when I met him and looked exactly like you. Not much you can do about it, sadly, if it's due to your disorder and not just being a depressed boi with bad self image.
>>32242344Lighter side.
>>32242338How did you find the ring anon?
>>32242352cute
>>32242357i'm just stop caring and going to socialize in area where good ratio of girl/boy. Musical college. And there where i find her.
>>32242362Jesus fucking christ did you use google translate to write that post?
>>32242358You would've said that either way.
Some brave man needs to put a ring on JH already
>>32242367nah i'm just retarted ESL, i'm doesn't even learned language besides playing some vidya in english
>>32242370Wrong, if you said you were a dark skin I would've said Hot instead
>>32242373I'll put a choker on her and a cockring on me.
Women, what type of shoes do you like?
>>32242385birkenstocks and asics. i sorta like docs but its too hot here to wear them
>>32242373JH hypes up her looks a lot but if she was that hot and horny some attractive horndog would settle for her no matter how autistic she acts.but she said she still struggles to keep a man for more than few dates. what are the chances that black-latina amirimutt who's on atoga every single day is attractive?
>>32242385I love kitten-heeled Mary Janes like picrel, but I usually just wear flats.
Femanons:Someone I dated for a few months but then we stopped told me that I'm "friend shaped" but didn't know how to explain it. What did they mean?
>>32242375I wish I was hot instead of cute.>>32242373I don't want to be settled on.>>32242390I don't hype up my looks. I think my hair and ass are great, that's all I ever brag about. I think I also accessorize and dress well. That being said, I'm still a flat, short pear, plus I'm dark skinned in an area that's >95% white. I think I satisfy a type, not everyone.That being said, I think my looks get me dates but guys don't want to try dating longer because of my personality.
i have 400$ on birthday gift for older women, she's my distant relative and i don't know anything about her besides that she's alone in another country where i would go.
>>32242417If you were taller than me and had breasts bigger than my head then I would still call you a cutie patootie. Actually, I would call you cute even more.
>>32242417>I wish I was hot instead of cute.If you really do have all that ass you claim you do its possible you are both.
>>32242422I wish.
>>32242390Yeah, she isn't. Look at that toonme of her that made everyone else look attractive, but she looked like a caricature from a 40's cartoon.>>32242417>I don't want to be settled on.You'll be lucky to get that at your age. Have you stopped pissing your bed at least?
>>32242417>that's all I ever brag aboutyou also said you look like a student while being 30+ and that your pussy looks the same as it looked when you were a kid and that you're perfect weight
>>32242429>you also said you look like a student while being 30+Yes. Being short as fuck with good skin and a voice like mine do that. Idk if that counts as a brag.>and that your pussy looks the same as it looked when you were a kidI said I've had a very prominent outie ever since puberty. You're twisting my words again. Also that would never be a brag either way.>and that you're perfect weightI have been staying in the healthy weight range for my height. How is that a brag at all? That's literally just normal.
>>32242428Everyone looks the same in the toonmes because the filters all did the same thing to faces. The fuck are you talking about?
>>32242446She managed to look ugly with those filters, though.
>>32242456Your racism isn't objective, anon.
Daily reminder that women 18-35 have it easier than men 18-35. A few basic premises to illustrate why:>men need to be physically attracted to their partner, while for women it's purely a preference>most women can become attractive by being skinny and using a touch of eye makeup, while most men can only be born attractive by having height and jaw genetics>for society to be overall happiest on average, it's important that as many people pair up to have families as possible, with kids>women should have kids and marry as young as possible, to ensure more kids (leading to more happiness) and to ensure she's attractive for a longer period of time, ensuring her husband becomes mroe and more attached to her over the years, minimising chance of him leaving her once her looks start to wane>to prove that women don't NEED to be physically attracted to their partner, ask yourself why women's dating standards plummet once they turn 30 or 40. Did they suddenly find mid looking men attractive? No, they always found those mid men passable (and would be OK to fuck) it's simply that before then, they had more options>men, on the other hand, cannot get an erection unless their partner is attractive to them>a mid looking 18 year old virgin can look hotter than a supermodel 28 year old who has ridden tons of cocks>women are contradictory when they work hard in their career and then demand a hard working, successful man too, since high paying jobs are a zero sum game>women don't actually believe most men can "become" attractive. If they did, they'd be happy to go shopping with a guy and get him a nice haircut if that was all it took for him to be attractive, since most incels nowadays are in pretty good shape
>>32242373I want to, but she doesn’t like me.
>>32242459I'm not. I'm just calling ugly ugly.
>>32242465I didn't read any of that but I don't care if women have it easier than me just wish they wouldn't kill unborn childrenI am fine with other people having easier lives than me and don't begrudge them it or envy them
>>32242472I'm fine with it too, as long as they fucking ADMIT IT.Women never admit their lives are easier. That's all I'm asking.
>>32242465You don't suffer as a man, imagine being a woman in the same world as niggers, indians etc.
>>32241652Male>Healing touch>Flight>Temp Control>New Language>Write a Bestseller>Summon Kaiju
>>32242475>moves to any city in the world that isn't in India, Detroit, Brooklyn, Chicago, NYC or LA
Why does the sauce on your pasta look like fecal matter?
Women, would you like to be a sexdoll?
>>32241667>Aging status?I still feel young physically but mentally I feel middle aged, like my life is already over>Height status?Tall, wish I was shorter. I'd trade with a short guy. I want a gf that can stand over me>Weight status?Definitely way too high>Fitness status?Improving. I'm decently strong, I've been running and doing squats lately so my stamina is going up too>Men, status of your peepee and hairline?Pp functionally monexistent, hairline....also functionally nonexistent. Used to have a full head of long wavy blonde hair. Now I'm George Costanza in the later seasons
I wish I was a girl...
>>32242467Not wanting to marry someone doesn't mean I hate that person.>>32242471Your opinion has been conveyed, random anon.>>32242481Fuck no. Agency is the best part of sex, even if that includes having that agency taken away. If I literally couldn't even try to move, it'd be lame.
>>32242485Not that you hate me, but you probably don’t like me either. :( And you probably shouldn’t, I’m a weirdo
What's the best way to tell Christian missionaries that I am disgusted by their lifestyle and want no part in their sick and depraved culture?
>>32242484egg
>>32242484You will be.
Which of you guys in this thread left a bowl of candy on your front deck and then stood in the front third story window with the light on, slobbering and masturbating while naked as you stared down at the trick or treaters below? I know it was one of you.
>>32242217Eh I was a little delirious maybeSeemed better than emailing at the time
What do women think of her?Is she based or dumb to you? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JRG0iqnbi5o&t=101s&pp=ygULZHJldyBhZnVhbG8%3D [Open
>>32241928Do women like doing this?
>>32242497My gf does, yes.
>>32242482> Tall, wish I was shorter. I'd trade with a short guy. I want a gf that can stand over meNo you don’t stop being stupid
>>32241668>Men, how much of this do you fit?White, will drink plain water and eat veggies, can swim, doesn't use apple products, doesnt like sports, likes anime>Post your own, list to manifest a gf.Smart, nerdy interests, funny, interested in supernatural/paranormal shit, loves animals including vermin>>32241753Yeah, I'd even date current ones if we got along well. The problem I'd have is how involved in it she is outside of work.>>32241864For me it's just something very intimate, I'm not sure how else to put it. It's like a kiss>>32241865I have three catsI don't intend to get more because I can't handle when they pass away
Women, what are the social rules among girls for wearing push up bras?
>>32242499Yes I doI'm tired of standing out in a crowdI want to be small enough that when cuddled a girl could wrap herself around me
>>32242498what an asshole. ruining her bf's sleep
>>32241667M36, got some lines on my face and a few gray hairs but doing alright5'8", I still feel like the shortest in most groups of guys190 lbs, I been putting on a bit, I gotta ease up on the sugarPretty good strength level, cardio not so muchI can still cum twice in the span of 2 minutes so my dick is working fine. Hairline is great, it's thinned a little bit but I have a thick lustrous hair
>>32242497I don’t get what the problem is with it?
>>32241668>Post your own, list to manifest a gf.Nerdy, caring homebody. I don't have a list really... I just want someone to cuddle or read together with, maybe take hikes with.
>>32242508Have you Made It(tm) or what keeps you going?
I have a bed that I can adjust the position but all it's taught me is it is literally impossible for me to be comfortable, no position is comfortable and something always starts hurting after a while
>>32242505> want to be small enough that when cuddled a girl could wrap herself around meFine fantasy, but actually think about being short, like 5’7 and below >people naturally see you as weaker/easy to intimidate>90% don’t think you’re attractive, finding a “mommy” will be super hard >lack of self confidence and masculinity when viewed by other people.I’m 5’6 and a half and it doesn’t really help, even with good looks
>>32242509 Not saying it’s a problem, I wouldn’t mind if a women did this, I just don’t get what they would enjoy from it
>>32242514I can't find anybody that will date me at 6'1" anyways at least if I'm shorter I can more easily fantasize about my ideal cuddling scenario
>>32242515Makes me feel like I own my bf rather than other women getting at him.Plus it feels fun to play with when it's soft and squishy like that.Also sometimes I like to make it hard because it makes me feel sexy that I can get his dick up at will.
>>32242519> I can't find anybody that will date me at 6'1Bro, you’re literally the meme height all women want, you’re either skinny or ugly in the face. This does make me wonder if other tall guys (like really tall 6’5) envy short men for the chance to be held and embraced by a larger plump woman/woman their size
>>32241647It’s really awkward when you have a cold sore, aka you have herpes, when you’ve never had any sex in your life ever.
>>32242521> Makes me feel like I own my bf>makes me feel sexy I can get his dick up at will Man that’s hot, your bf is lucky
>>32242526I'm just not flirtatious in the way most guys are. I start crushing on a girl by learning more about her and what she does, my version of flirting is listening to her talk about the stuff she likes and being genuinely interestedI'm pretty sure that's why I have no takers, I can't flirt for shit and don't even have much interest in it
>>32242521this girl's into femdom
>>32242533I don’t know, I mean how do you present yourself? Do you dress well, have a good build etc? Most girls (especially like 5’4 ones, they love the height gap) will take an average 6’1 guy almost any day. Try to talk to more people too to practice
>>32242535Only soft femdom, the best kind
>>32242511I have not Made It (tm) and I feel the window closing.... What keeps me going is my parents would be sad if I died
>>32242537Most times I meet women I'm in my security uniform. I'm told I'm built like a linebacker so I assume that means I'm built well. I pretty much only ever encounter hostility from other people though, even though I try to put out friendly energy and be kindOf note: it is not due to being a security guard as the others don't face this problem, even my autistic coworker
>>32242508>I can still cum twice in the span of 2 minutes so my dick is working finebrother you have severe premature ejaculation
>>32242502Non that I know of. Why would there be
>>32242547Because it is a lie?You dont see guys sewing cucumbers in their jeans
>>32242543> I pretty much only ever encounter hostility from other people though, even though I try to put out friendly energy and be kindHuh that’s weird. Honesty your case is kind of weird, I almost want to say it’s just in your head but I don’t want to assume anything. Is your face at least average? How do people treat you outside of work? Is your voice good?
>work hard to become a successful white colour worker who makes a lot of money>the cute office receptionist or 21 year old grad isn't interested in meWhat the actual fuck is the point then? At this point I'm seriously considering working some piss poor retail job so I can game in all my spare time.
>>32242546No, I have a short refractory period. In the past I've struggled to cum while having sex.
>>32242551>Is your face at least average?I think so, nobody's ever told me otherwise even guys>How do people treat you outside of work?Pretty much the same>Is your voice good?I can confidently say yes, a lot of people have told me to go into voiceover work because I have a soothing low voice.>I almost want to say it’s just in your head but I don’t want to assume anythingSee I try to do the same but my coworkers have seen it too and made comments about itI feel like I just have negative charisma or some kind of curse. It's really weird and discouraging
>>32242539Can he call you mommy? I just want a virgin mommy gf.
>>32242552did you honestly think more money=more love?
>>32242561Oh I’m not her (M) I’m just assuming what she’s thinking, I don’t know if she actually likes that
>>32242562>for decades have been fed that women love successful men>it's suddenly not true anymore
>>32242415Anyone?
>>32242561You'll never get a virgin mommy gf. You have high standards
>>32242557Man that’s weird. Don’t know what to say, it seems like it should be super easy for you. Maybe see a charisma coach
>>32242533>>32242526Can't tell which one of you is the bigger autist.
>>32242564well yeah you're much more likely to get with a gold digger but she doesn't actually love you
>>32242574I'd rather be in a transactional relationship than alone or with some ugly hag.
>>32242569That sounds like PUA shit, is it different from that?>>32242572Definitely one of us
>>32242547Dunno, isn't it like "she's being obvious" or obnoxious or something
>>32242566Nta what about a nonvirgin mommy gf? I'd rather she be able to teach me what she likes and take initiative in boundaries, I'm too timid
>>32242579> That sounds like PUA shitNo I just meant like general how-to-talk to people kind of thing >>32242572Both probably, I don’t care
>>32242583Probably, as long as you're not like certain guys/fuckbois etc that use older women just to get experience and move onto younger women or other women
>>32242591Do you have any recommendations? On a cursory search it looks like a leadership thing, which weirdly I don't struggle with at all
>>32242597Are you confusing mommy gf with MILF? One is personality the other is age
Being alone is worse than being in an abusive relationship.
>>32242602I'm inclined to agree, having never experienced an abusive relationship. Then again I'm into the yandere type
>>32242601Nope
Finally, the most wonderful time of the year is upon us.
4plebs is down. State gender and thoughts.
Why are we addicted to this website?
>>32242611Fuck you we do not need 2 months of Christmas.
>>32242602I'd had an abusive relationship and I don't agree.
>>32242610I seeIn any case I'm looking for a real relationship not just "experience"
>>32242617To be honest, no one's going to take you seriously enough to have one if you make statements lacking maturity like that.
>>32242611yay! i love christmas i have a small tree that i got from ikea and i have ornaments from around the world. >>32242613ive been coming here since i was 13, so 14 years now...
>>32242613I'm not able to socialize very well so I come here thinking it's some kind of substitute.
>>32242620What was immature about what I said?
>>32242621Didn't you pretty much always have to be 18 to post here though?
>>32242602I vastly preferred being alone to being with my abusive ex. There were things I missed, but it was overall better when I left.
>>32242625and? that didnt stop me
>>32242628You were at an age where you didn't follow bullshit rules that you thought you were too good for. That's why you got addicted.
>>32242612I already finished stalking everyone that I need to stalk.
>>32242630Oh yeah, buddy, nobody becomes trapped on 4chan if they wait until they reach adulthood before they make their first post. Couldn't be me or anyone else here, that doesn't happen at all.
Why don't she want me, man?
>>32242630i dont think thats why. i think its because i struggle with socialisation and this place is basically my social life because its easier to interact with
>>32242635>nobody becomes trapped on 4chan if they wait until they reach adulthood before they make their first post.I honestly don't think they do. Because at that point they have more important responsibilities from growing up relatively normy and have learned to juggle things.Also, dogmatic assertion is a really childish method of arguing.
>>32242635Dude, you weren't even the anon I originally responded to? Must have hit a nerve.
>>32242641Is she your friend? Just ask her
>>32242625I wasn’t aware of the age requirement when I was 15.. I just wanted to meme the funny le /b/ like everyone else on reddit
>>32242644Why do you struggle with socialization? Autism?
State genderIf you could get free plastic surgery, would you take any?You'd still have the same chances of complications and how long it takes to heal.
>>32242652yes im really autistic and i have anxiety as well. typing is so much easier
Why did I dream about her again? We were in France and I was hugging her.
>>32242653F No, because if it was free it would probably be not good.
>>32242657Idiot.
>>32242653Myeah id fix the bump on my forehead from the hockey accident when i was a kid. cant think of anything else
>>32242654I can understand that. It's easier to communicate when there's a delete button.
>>32242653F, no, plastic surgery is degenerate and I do try to reduce the poisonous shit I put in my body
Femanons, would you like a forehead kiss?
State gender.Thoughts on anime?
>>32242669No, to be honest. Those make me feel awkward.
>>32242670Mi liked it in highschool but now i just cant be bothered to watch anime or read manga anymore
>>32242670F There are a couple of shows I like, yes.
>>32242670Art
>>32242669I'd like all of my face kissed
>>32242670Eh.
>>32242671Severe autism?
>>32242679... no?
>>32242680Hm, doubt it.
Femanons at what point can I kiss the back of your hand like a princess.
>>32241647>Be accepting of trannies>Be mad if you misgender trannies>Keep saying trannies are women>Will be absolutely disgusted with you if you admitted to fucking or dating a trannyWhy are women like this? Why do they expect you to be accepting of trannies even though they will get the "ick" if you were unironically into them
>>32241647Would a girl be turned off if she found out that a guy got limb lengthening surgery?I’m 20, 5 foot 9 and considering getting it to be 6 foot (probably sometime in my 30s since it’s expensive as hell)
>>32242683After you give me head
>>32242682I honestly think forehead kisses work better if you're sort of short and I'm not really. It's like, we're already at eye level, can't you just aim for my mouth?
>>32242687These parameters are acceptable
>>32242685Don't do it when you're that old, the recovery will fuck you up. Should have done it in your teens really.
>>32242683Upon meeting >>32242684Cognitive dissonance>>32242685Yes, owning your height and being confident is far more attractive than the massive insecurity required to get a surgery that may cripple you
>>32242661i have never used the delete post feature on this site
>>32242689I'm 190cm, I doubt you can top that?
>>32242685When you're in your mid 30s you aren't going to give a shit about your height.
>>32242685>limb lengthening surgery when you're average height
>>32242685MI'd laugh at you for being that fucking stupid, that's for sure.
>>32242694How would you classify or characterize yourself
>>32242670MI don't watch it, I'm an adult. That webm was funny, though.
>>32242694>Upon meetingHigh risk high reward strategy
>>32242697>190cmNobody knows what that is
>>32242697Ok, I'm only 5'11. I still don't think you'd have to make that much effort to kiss me on the mouth.
>>32242702In what way
>>32242708Well no, but would you wear high heels for me?
>>32242696That's... not what I meant. :) I meant the delete key on the keyboard. When you're formulating what to type and stuff.
>>32242650Because then we wouldn't be friends anymore.
>>32242709Aesthetics and personality
>>32242679>>32242682>ask question>receive answer>be upset because it's not the answer you wantedEvery time.
>>32242693I wanted to in my teens but couldn’t afford it, I’m considering getting hgh and hoping my growth plates haven’t closed yet but I don’t think it will work.>>32242694It’s really the only thing stopping me from being confident, I’d pretty happy with myself otherwise.>>32242699Maybe but girl will still care probably>>32242700I’m not average for a male in my country which is 180cm or about 5’10>>32242701Better than being laughed at for being short
>>32242716Who is laughing at you? Friendly Reminder: The Internet isn't real.
>>32242716>Better than being laughed at for being shortyou are just imagining things
>>32242710Perhaps on some occasions. Not like 6 inchers though.
>>32242716Hahahahaha this nigga is considering surgery because he’s so short, as if that’s gonna help him
>>32242718>>32242719My insecurity literally started because a girl in high school called me a “midget” infront of her friends.
>>32242716Dude, I wouldn't care that you're 3 inches taller than me rather than 6.
H I J K Elemeno P
>>32242716your proportions will be fucked after surgery
Zee or Zed?
>>32242728Both because I’m a US and Canadian dual citizen
>>32242723No surgery will fix your manlet mentality.
>>32242716Ignore these fags. Go fix your body.
>>32242705I hate having to shake a man's hand when we meet, it feels wrong, so I usually just place my hand delicately in theirs. It seems to confuse most people though.>>32242713Medieval peasant/tradwife/70s clean hippy aesthetically, not sure how to characterize my personality, I'm pretty isolated, content to be so. I can be very gentle and kind and wanting to hold others up and support them emotionally, but also cold and disinterested in participating in society as a whole which makes that gentleness difficult to be seen if some higher power doesn't tell me they're the right person to show it to.
>>32242723You need a therapist, not a surgeon. You should not let yourself get hung up on high school insults because you were always going to be insulted in high school no matter what body you had. That's just the nature of high school.
>>32242716I've known more happily married sub-5'6" men than happily married 6'+ men (and these had normal proportions to boot, which you would not if you had the surgery)
>>32242728I'm Canadian but I say Zee. Works better with the rhyme.
>>32242736>you were always going to be insulted in high school no matter what body you had.Is this true? Does it happen to everyone?
>>32242736Nta, but high school years are the most important years of your life. Life always gets worse the older you get after that.
>hue hue imagine spending a paycheck or two on life changing surgery that WILL make you more attractive to women couldn't be me hue huewho is coping here?
>>32242711oh yes, i understand now
>>32242743>high school years are the most important years of your life.Get a load of this guy...
>>32242737>happily married sub-5'6 menHow do you know they are happy? Their wives are most likely cheating on them or using them for money. That's sad.
>>32242746They are. If you were dateless then, when you were around most females whose hormones were going off and were all horny, and people made fun of you, you're going to really struggle as an adult and resort to copes like that anon wanting surgery when life has already been over for him way before that.
>>32242747Because I knew either both of them personally, or was primarily friends with the wife. Most of them were not financially well-off either. I'm sorry you're so entrenched in your miserable beliefs.
>>32242749Anon, your priorities are really fucked up in high school. The only thing you want is pussy and to not be made fun of. As you grow up you realize that those things aren't as important as you thought they were.
>>32242743My life has only gotten better since leaving high school. Sorry that your experience hasn't been similar.
Femanons, how much of a silly goose are you?
>>32242747>cuckfetish incel againCome on, throw in some of your chadsexuality too.
>>32242743High school doesn't mean shit. College/university is far more important even.
>>32242744Lmao. Going through with the surgery is pathetic. Way more unattractive than just being short. And I'm gonna know. I'll see the scars.
>cute but fat coworker loses a significant amount of weight>none of it came off her ass so it's fuckhugeWhy are women's bodies like this
>>32242754This so hard. Why do people do this? Like, who says a six year old or whatever doesn't have a hard time?
>>32242749Oh wow this is sad.You're conflating a period where most people learn social skills with something "important".
>>32242742No student is liked by every other student. No student passes through all 4 years of high school without another student trying to hurt their feelings.
>>32242758I don't get undressed around dudes so no, you're not gonna know.
>>32242724Maybe it’s just because I live in a Scandinavian country but I almost feel like the girls here are as tall as me 50% of the time.>>32242727I mean I’ve looked at before and after pictures and while their proportions look a little off it’s probably something I can live with>>32242732It’s literally my only insecurity, nothing else about my body bothers me>>32242736I don’t remember the 6 foot 2 guys in my class getting bullied in high school to be honest. I more remember them bullying me.>>32242737I mean even so it’s more about me not feeling like a I really reach up to the standards I set for myself. I don’t want a girl to have to look past some glaring flaw.
>>32242759Making babies.
>>32242766>dudesI think we both know you said that as a cope and you know I'm not a guy.
>>32242770Everyone here is a guy until proven otherwise. Cope.
>>32242759Sounds a bit like retarded proportions to me
>>32242765This legit never happened to me. I guess I flew under the radar enough to not even bother with.
>>32242753>As you grow up you realize that those things aren't as important as you thought they were.Yes, because your test levels drop and you become old and numb eventually. No shit. Dating and everything else won't be that special anymore. You didn't get it when you wanted it, so your brain will convince you that you didn't need it in the first place, to not deal with the dread that you missed out on special experiences.
>>32242772Buddy you're the one who wants leg lengthening surgery. I promise you adding 3 inches won't make you feel or act like any less of a little bitch. You need an attitude adjustment.
i love you <3
>>32242754>Sarah AndersenOpinion discarded.
>>322427675'9" isn't a flaw, but I see that you're beyond saving, so I hope the surgery goes well for you when you get it
>>32242773She was apple shaped before with big tits and now since she doesn't have the belly as much, her tits and ass look huge by comparison
>>32242767>I don’t remember the 6 foot 2 guys in my class getting bullied in high school to be honest. I more remember them bullying me.You also remember many times that you embarrassed yourself, but you remember few times that your peers embarrassed themselves. You only have access to your own memories, and so your own experiences will always seem to dwarf theirs.
>>32242755I can verify that at least one is Certifiably Silly.
>>32242767>so buckbroken by bullies he wants to pay to do self harm for months
>>32242775This implies that you don't want it in your 20-30s...
>>32242777Damn you My other half
>>32242778What's wrong with her?
>>32242775>special experiencesGet a load of this guy...
>>32242781So are you gonna date her?
>>32242782nta but a 6'2" guy in high school is legit a Chad.
>>32242778Pls don't bulli my spergfu.
>>32242793There's more to Chad than height, anon.
>>32242781>>32242759stop being such a coomer geez, its not like she can choose how her body looks
>>32242753What is your age and gender?
>>32242792>dating your coworker that retardation aside, she hates me and treats me like a sexual predator half the time so I don't talk to her
>>32242803Yeah I wonder why
>>32242793If my brother is any example they sure as shit are NOT. Height can't cover up autism.
>>32242804I can't help how I feel about her, it is what it is.
>>32242802F 30. And yes I sex and a relationship and a baby even.
>>32242789Every comic is "Hey guys, I'm so relatable, right? Do y'all relate to this one too? Please relate to me!" What's wrong with her? Why doesn't she offer anything substantial? Doesn't she have any self awareness?
>>32242811>30Oh no no noEmpty egg cartons have no value
>>32242806Some girls really go in for that Of Mice and Men thing.
>>32242779Thanks I guess>>32242782I do remember when other guys embarrassed themselves but it never seemed to happen to the tall guys. Even the tall nerdy guys where seen as endearing.>>32242785Honestly the girls comments got to me more.>>32242793Yeah there were a lot of them here, literally had a blond, athletic, 6 foot 2 guy who came from a rich family in my class. And I’m supposed to not get insecure…
>>32242753>As you grow up you realize that those things aren't as important as you thought they were.I'm going to have to disagree with this. It actually becomes more important as you age.
>>32242812>$70I don't get it
>>32242799Stop crying about men being sexual creatures and finding you sexy.
>>32242813>Life always gets worse the older you get after that.>Empty egg cartonNTA but maybe your life wouldn't be so bad and more people would like you if you weren't such a rude and negative person?
>>32242755Somewhat. I’m bubbly, is that the same?
>>32242813I'm not following...
>saw a 10 year old girl wearing a lollipop chainsaw costume last night While I'm disgusted by the fact her parents let her do that, I am impressed with the reference
>>32242646Looking for any advice on this thread plz and ty
>>32242812Where's the joke here? Is she legit autistic?
>>32242818I'm a dudeyou should feel more ashamed of your sexuality, like I do.
>>32242822My mom (in her late 60s) also dressed up as Juliet. Funny thing is that she didn't know the game just got a re-release, she just always saw the poster in my old bedroom that's been there since the original game came out and decided she wanted to this year in particular.
>>32242825How about you stop being so much of a pussy and apologizing for being a man?Shame and embarrassment is for losers
>>32242824women's jokes are so unfunny you can't even tell it's a joke
>>32242826>got a re-releaseWell that's news to me >My mom (in her late 60s) also dressed up as JulietBro wtf
why would a girl make coomer art on deviantartis it really that profitable
Currently shitting whilst on the clock at work.State gender and thoughts on literal Crapitalism
Women, when will you finally understand this?
>>32242833A surprising amount of coomer stuff is made by women.
>>32242817>>32242824There are days in your life when life itself feels like one long unending stream of bills, fees, hidden costs and upcharges that only exist to punish you for your own existence.
>>32242822I saw a little girl wearing a Bayonetta costume. :/
Should I try to seduce and fuck my mom's friend?
State genderDo you/would you use cute affectionate names with your partner? Like what?
>>32242846go work on a new comic Sarah, one that makes sense
>>32242842yeah and its always S-tier. why do men even bother tbqh
>>32242837>wash dishesI'm not poor, so I have a dish washer.
>>32242852I do too and her name is Jane
>>32242846NTAYeah but at least those two comics are not deep at all.Just incredibly surface level observations.
>>32242846Is this a woman thing? This may be really sexist by as a man with a relatively well paying job I'm not really bothered by this.
tfw no gf with thighs as big as my waist
>>32242264Only using it 3 times isn't a lot, especially in a multi-hundred line postSo, would/are you voting for Trump then
>>32242846That's only because you have ADHD.
>>32242851We don't bother. This is why men are disengaging and giving up on all aspects of society. Women will always be better and smarter and more skilled than men in all domains except computer programming, and even there men have fallen behind transexual wizards. It's truly over for men. The sun has set on men.
>>32242867>saying this while society is literally collapsing in on itself
>>32242857Sort of. Women generally work lower-paying jobs, and spend more, but it's also just a poorer person thing in general
>>32242814Lmfao that does explain his ONE girlfriend.
>>32242849M, yeahSweet girl, sweetie bird, and recently, 'munster'
>>32242861How big is your waist?
>>32242837Men have a fantasy view of relationships and will hate the woman if she doesn't (unless she works and does all the housework while he plays vidya lol).
>>32242867Sir, this discussion is about coomer material.
>>32242873>Sweet girl, sweetie birdCreepy.
>>32242833It really is
>>3224287430 inches but they say pants are sized bigger so probably 28
Disliking low brow comics over it being "Sarah Anderson" is just trying too hard at being an edgy hypercontrarian
>>32242880How do you, as a guy, only have a 28 inch waist?
>>32242884nta but i am also a guy with a 28 inch waistits called being lean
>>32242857Not sexist, just privileged. So privileged that you become bewildered any time you encounter, say, the median income life. Weird.
>>32242851I think it is because women actually bother to characterise their female characters.
>>32242849mdemon and gentle darkness
>>32242886that's not lean that's being a shrimpletI have 28 inch thighs as a guy
>>32242887Oh, shit... I am Oprah.
>>32242883Desu I simp for Sarah but I still recognize Sarah's Scribbles isn't great.
>>32242877With a partner, not a stranger
>>32242891Is there a new car under my seat?
>>32242837I understand it. I'm not interested. I am not being attacked by a dragon but I fucking hate doing the dishes.>>32242849F. Not really? Just his name. They all just sound stupid. I think I've called a guy "babe" before.>>32242880So you wear the same sizes pants as me? A sub 120 pound woman? EAT SOMETHING.
do we know what Sarah Andersen looks like IRL?
>>32242890im a shrimplet or you're a fat fuck
>>32242888Of course the male characterization they give is "big, tall, 6'5, towering, sky-high, overwhelming frame, etc."
>>32242417>think my looks get me datesdef, your self-description is horny heaven>because of my personalityWhy? Haven't noticed anything bad. Or is it a personality change when interacting with people irl?
>>32242886Dude, I have a 32 inch waist and I think I look like a shrimp. 28 is like Auschwitz tier.
>>32242895>I think I've called a guy "babe" before.There's a gym hag in my office that constantly calls me "babe" and it's sexually frustrating as hell
>>32242890Okay? Weird how you're trying to turn this into some sort of competition. Can't you just be happy for yourself without putting other people down?
>>32242901you wouldnt get it
>>32242896
>>32242905Wait actually? And her self insert for the comics looks like that? This girl has problems.
>>32242905That's a really pretty cat...
How many size queens do we have ITT
>>32242905cute
>>32242909What constitutes a size queen
>>32242907If she made her comic avatar cuter then you would call her conceited. There's no winning this game with people like you.
>>32242905She got that autism smile.
>>32242909There can always be bigger...better...
>>32242890im the first anon and i was curious so i measured and my thighs are 17 inches. wierd how you call that small but ive always felt skinnyfat/chubby
>>32242849M yes I did."sweet potato, beautiful, babe, honey buns"
>>32242909Me. I prefer a specific range of lengths and widths. And don't get me started on shape and angle.
>>32242907nta but I always draw myself uglier than I most likely am. It's a woman thing.
>>32242899Why do you care about the man?Are you gay?
>>32242916There's an autism smile?? Fuck
I love our chubby femanons
>>32242905she looks kinda like my mom when she was in her 20s
>>32242923Dude...I'm sorry to inform you but there is.
>>32242920>angle What is the ideal angle?
>>32242924That's because you're desperate
>>32242905She has "artist's" nose structure, her forehead tells me she's above average IQ and her cheeks tells me she has bad cramps
>>32242922You're calling out men for caring more about male interests and just let women off the hook
>>32242905Nice kitty
>>32242927Straight for general enjoyment, slightly upwards angle and curve for specific stuff.
>>32242928If every fucking female here wants to be 80 pounds that's a tragedy
>>32242926Do you have more examples? Can you describe it? Point out what gives it away? Is never smiling again a fox or even more autistic?
>>32242765Sorta wrong. Like, true that it's sorta impossible to meet and remember hundreds of people, esp in classes you've never taken. But there's still people who are just basically universally liked. I knew a bunch of popular kids who were liked simply because they were social and genuinely kind.
>>32242905oh no she's cuuuuuute
>>32242900I think I'm plain more likable through text compared to in-person. Nobody gets enough of my day to day shit ITT to appreciate how annoying I apparently am.
>>32242920That’s not what a size queen is
>>32242924I only like chubby women when they got something else going on. Then the chubbiness is cute
>>32242933Ah yes, because women have only two modes - fatty mcfat fat, or anorexic
>>32242820No, that just means you're social
>>32242915No I draw my self with a huge nose and eye bags I'm calling out a thing that I myself do. I would be curious to see what she thinks of herself.
>>32242942Autistic internet women do, yes
>>32242934Cover the lower half of her face and her eyes look insecure. You need to smile with your eyes more. Allow your whole face to crinkle.
>>32242940How is being particular about dick size not being a size queen? Is it because I don't exclusively want crazy sized dicks?
>>32242930No I just want to coom to the suffering of well developed female characters and women are generally better at creating that type of story.
>>32242947Yes retard, that is exactly what size queen means
>>32242947just get it over with and post your chart already so people can pat you on that back for wanting small dicks JH
>>32242950Oh. Well I like them big in certain smut. Does that count?
>>32242849m>hey ___love, comfy, darling, my love, sexy, gorgeous, babeh, huny, [inside joke/pun]anything you dislike?
>>32242946I think I'm too autistic to see what's wrong, it literally looks like a normal genuine smile to me )':
>>32242942The anons here want to call any girl with a triple digit weight fatty mcfat fat so yeah
>>32242953No, a size queen means she only wants big dicks, not horse cock
>>32242952Fuck you.
>>32242953horses dont count
I fucking hate women.
>>32242956no. if she aint 180 she aint a lady
>>32242958:3
>>32242960sorry bout your small pp
>>32241667Ooh, good idea anonM>AgeingI forget that people younger than me think I'm old. This is hard to explain without giving ages, but I feel like there's no gap between me and someone five years younger or older than me, but others disagree.>HeightI never think about it. When I was a kid I was TINY, and you'd think that'd make me thankful for the height I am now, but actually I never cared about it back then either.>WeightI want more muscle>FitnessI'm perfectly healthy, but I want to be better at climbing. I'm worried I don't do enough cardio, but it hasn't bitten me in the arse yet. I'm surprisingly good at endurance despite having no real practice in it.>PenisGigantic. I used to be worried about the fact it seems to be slooooooowly curving to the right, but nobody's mentioned it -- in fact, a couple of people have specifically said they like how it ISN'T curved. So I'm pretty secure about that now.>Hairline:(:((((((((((((((
>>32242961
>>32242946Nta but "normal" people look like that when they're fake smiling for a photo, so how can you tell the difference? My little brother (autistic) has an autism smile but it's a no tooth smile that looks like he's taking a shit.
>>32242955Her mouth is really the only thing that has moved. The whole face goes into a genuine smile. But not so much as to be exaggerated. It's complicated.
>>32242965Is 6.7x5.8 small?
I met just one girl who said she was a size queen but she still tapped out with my crazy sized dick. I don't like it.
>>32242932girls usually prefer curved ones
>>32242939what's an example of you making someone's life hell, or being annoying, lol
>>32242970could be better>>32242971shut up sarah
>>32242957>>32242959Listen, there's a difference between horsecocks and just big monster dicks.>>32242962I'll kill you.>>32242973I'm too used to dildos. Even when they're curved, they're usually angled straight.
>>32242970>Is 6.7x5.8 small?No, it's approaching chode status
>>32242920length and girth pref? Colour pref?
>>32242967the fantasy Rebecca is hot but eating ONLY raw meat is gross. also wtf with the mason jar on a glass stand going on.
>>32242977>I'll kill you.thats not allowed
>>32242971RIP. I wish I could meet a size queen. I've met plenty of normalfags who liked how they could brag about it tho
How do I combine being a scientist with a western ruffian?
>>32242975Talking too loud in public, mentioning things I shouldn't talk about in public, using my phone a lot (including during movies at home and stuff like that), asking stupid questions or talking about dumb shit to fill even slight gaps in a conversation, having an annoying laugh, etc. I could go on, but that would probs also be considered annoying.
>>32242978Is it still a chode if it's longer than average? Like is the only qualifier that the length and girth measurements are almost the same?
>>32242980That's an alcoholic beverage. Not a good sign in a dating profile picture.
>>32242982>wish I could meet a size queenHi. You'll only meet me here because I'll never admit it irl.
>>32242967pretty sure this is fake
>>32242979Around 5.5" length, 5.2"ish girth. Don't make us go down the color tangent.
>>32242983Get into the only field where you can still make substantial contributions to it, while living in a isolated cabin.Math
should I masturbate and lose the NNN already?
>>32242989What is it about our cocks that turn you on? I kind of like smaller cocks, I think they're cuter.
>>32242980>wtf with the mason jar on a glass standMason jar wine glass hybrid. Briefly popular with the audiences of shows like duck dynasty and that thing with the alligator hunters.
>watching tv show with friends, one is bi>gay kiss scene>other friend makes gagging noises>bi friend says "stop it, they're cute">friend replies "I don't care what they do, but I don't wanna see it">bi friend goes to the bathroom and when he comes out he gets ready to leave saying he was offended and doesn't feel ok here>but my friend that made the offensive action was watching an instagram reel on my phone that I passed to him while he was in the bathroom so he didn't hear any of that and gets confused when he opens the door.>he has to say it all again>friend is like "I'm sorry, I didn't know and didn't know the appropriate humor for the audience">he accepts his apology and stays for the rest of the episode, we leave, he leaves our group chatEither gender. Who was in the wrong here? Where does 'homophobia' start when it's well known that most straight men don't like seeing two men kiss and to not hate it is something that has to be learned (which is the opposite of racism, which is why I think 'racism' and 'homophobia' are not on the same level) ?
>>32242993noweak
>>32242994>cuterThe visual is secondary to it's actual purpose.
>>32242997Are you making ai art of Sarah?
>>32242967>"Pants are Bullshit" shirt>wearing pants
>>32242996>makes gagging noises at a kissing sceneis your friend 9?
>>32242996>overcompensating dude bro can’t consume his hecking goyslop because it has anti-maga overtones Many such cases, you ATA, do better.
>>32242993Yes. No man ITT will ever survive the month. I'll make sure of it.
>>32242999no i just fount it on google because i wanted to see what her comics look like
>>32242865Trump said that he wants more immigration than ever before and has proudly held up the fag flag. Just look at Lady MAGA and Bob "Blaire" White. Modern """conservatives""" are just the liberals of yesteryear. If you support trannyism, you're a leftist in my eyes. How many "conservative" politicians want to ban adults from being trannies? Right now, they're still not okay with child drag queens, but for how long will that last? Once the next form of degeneracy becomes mainstream, they will say: "I have no problem with child drag queens, but X goes too far!". After that, when Y becomes mainstream, it will be: "I have no problem with X, but Y goes too far!" It's an endless cycle. I once watched a video about how in the '70s, a Republican politician was proposing the forced sterilization of welfare-dependent single mothers with more than two children. You think any current politician would ever have the balls to suggest that?
I forgot about NNN and almost fapped this morning. Guess I'll continue abstaining and just try not to get too horny for my female friends
>>32242985Pff, that's not bad, and some of those are endearing. But you use your phone when watching movies? Is it for all of em? I only do that if I'm bored and don't wanna watch it. >and stuff like thatWhat about during sex?
>>32243003nta but seriously, why do you complain about us being coomers and then try to sabotage us?
>>32243003challenge accepted
>>32243008You can do this, anon. Ganbatte!
>>32243003you better start posting thenthis shit aint doing it for me>>32243006>>32242997
>>32242996Sounds like everything turned out okay.If something I liked showed up in screen and a "friend" made gagging noises I'd feel insecure about having that person as a friend because apparently they find stuff I like disgusting. It's just unnecessarily hurtful and middle school boy behavior. It's immaturity. You don't have to "ewww cooties!" at everything that mildly grosses you out.
>>32242985so you're on 4chan so much that you annoy people?also there is a saying that girls with annoying laughs have annoying moans
>>32243014i didnt post them to make you nut you sick fuck
>tfw not girthy enough to make JH horny and happy
>>32243019If it makes you feel better A) all the anons ITT lie about their cock size B) women have no idea about cock measurements
>>32243019nothing can make JH horny and happy
You can do this, Anon-kun! You will get through NNN without cooming! I believe in you!
>>32243025I know my hand is 7 1/2 inches long. And roughly what an inch looks like.Don't ask me for fucking directions but I can guess how big your dick is within a half an inch if I have it in my hands.
>>32242996>gagging noiseLol, friend's a dumbass and I'm a straight guy.
>>32243028See? Lying AND retarded
>>32243031I'm an artist. Rulers aren't complicated bud. Boston roads however, are.
>>32243003What efforts are you making to sabotage the maleanon's NNN plans?
>>32243009I get bored sitting down doing nothing very easily.>What about during sex?Well there's the whole thing where every guy I'm with needs to wear a condom AND pull out. That should be disqualifying-ly annoying by itself.>>32243010I never complain about coomers ever. I just complain about specific fetishes you guys have.>>32243011>>32243014Give it time.>>32243017Sort of. Also yes. My moan is annoying and too loud. But that gives me an excuse to smother myself with pillows and avoid eye contact, so it's a plus for me.
>>32242977>tfw your penis isn't adequate enough because she compares it to the flat head horse dildos, the knotted ones and the black ones
I haven't fapped in weeks but I am going to intentionally fap and nut later just because it's November.
>>322430348-2 loser
>>32242600not really, sorry anon. I bet if you search up online you can find some stuff, and again try more with real people too
post your favorite halloween asmr pleasehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Lm9cpE41LI
>>32242996>other friend makes gagging noisesFHe's based.
>>32243039Boston, not New York. Fuck em.
>>32243043wow you are one of the good ones
>>32243006Is some coomer obsessively making AI art of her? Does she know?
>>32243019Post stats.>>32243026Incorrect.>>32243035I'll start by putting it on my vision board. That'll get the ball rolling.>>32243037I don't compare guys to the weird toys. Just the toys that are around their size. And it really highlights how amazing dick is compared to stupid silicone.
>>32243048>JH goes on and on about how much she loves real dick>she hasn't had real dick for like two yearsLol
>>32242905I like this hair length on women
>>32243047how the fuck would i know anon
>>32242996>friend replies "I don't care what they do, but I don't wanna see it">"I'm sorry, I didn't know and didn't know the appropriate humor for the audience"But how is this humor? It seems like a pretty matter-of-fact statement.
>>32243025I'm pretty sure no woman would be happy with my cock in any circumstance
Femanons should I be trying to sleep with women who I find pretty until I find someone who is want to be in a relationship with and wants that as well?I feel like that is what 98% of people who are successful in finding relationships and wives are doing.
>>32243050Believe me, it's not funny. Having sex again but still not getting dick just highlights the aspects of it that I've been missing most. I won't complain too much, though.
>>32242996Homophobia is completely normal and acceptable friend
>>32242996>watching modern teleslop unironicallyLOL
>>32243059nobody in their right mind does that
>>32243059Playing the field a little is normal
>>32243026I'd treat her right: pamper her while the sun is up, ravage her body until she's a tired, limp, horny mess at night, and cuddle and comfort her up to the morning til she wakes up, then I'll then fuck her again.
>>32243061Maybe it's not funny to you, but it's hilarious to me.
>>32243065Well then it seems like no one is in their right mind unless they are chronically single.
>>32243071I'm actually mad.
>>32243036Do you use birth control too? What if he just fucks you in the ass? What if you're both dating - whats the condom+pullout conditions then?
>>32243073you crazy bich
>>32243059Don't do it as a placeholder for a relationship. Casual sex is just that. There's research (and common sense) that proves waiting a little while to get to know each other better before having sex is a stronger foundation for an actual relationship.That said a lot of people aren't doing it "right" but are still ending up okay. If the person is the right person the circumstances probably don't have to be perfect. But jumping in to bed immediately with everyone you're interested in ends up being a waste of time because you get attached to people you otherwise wouldn't have had you waited.
>>32243074Mad at me or just in general?
>>32243070ok norbert
>>32243025pretty sure she knows about her size preferences if she has dildos. Other girls with dildos too
>>32243038based contrarianon
>>32243075I'm not on any birth control. My issue just with possible unplanned pregnancies, it's that I don't like the mess associated with a guy finishing. So regardless of anal or dating or if I was on the pill or whatever, being wrapped up and pulling out would be necessary. Unless we're trying for a kid.>>32243078Yes.
Gonna try to convince a girl to break my will during November and make me jerk it.Will it work femanons?
State gender: What halloween costumes of the opp. sex are attractive?What are the food plans for Thanksgiving?
>>32243075>he doesn't know about JHOh poorboy...
>>32243090Bro, your will is already broken if you're already premeditating it, kek
>>32243090>convince a girl to make me jerk ithow would that even work lol
>>32243093M>What halloween costumes of the opp. sex are attractive?Witch>thanksgiving I'm on the wring side of the atlantic for that.
Watched a video about mountains and now I will watch a travelling video.
>>32243105Which mountains were they?
>>32243088>Yes.Good.
>>32243093FI like when guys try to be funny and wear women's "sexy" costumes. >food plans for Thanksgiving No fucking clue. Not my problem this year.
Its okay if it slips in when 2 friends are cuddling
>>32243088What if he's a prepped guy, so he always has towels and wipes on hand for easy and fast cleanup? Feel like finishing in your mouth would also lessen some issues
>>32243093MI like most women's costumes, but my favorites are superheroes/villains, aliens, or those super lazy slutty ones where the girl just wears animal ears and a tail with a miniskirt. >food plans for thanksgivingI'm bringing stuffed mushrooms and a bottle of bourbon.
>>32243108It was a discussion about Mauna Kea, Denali and Everest.
>>32243117>In the mouth >JhHaha, lol
>>32243114If both pants are off, it's definitely not just cuddling between friends. Agree otherwise
>>32243117BruhJH = Jizz Haterlol
State genderWhich ones are you looking for?
>>32243127frousseauianhegelian
>>32243127Which one is the one where we spend all our time in the house hiding from reality together?
>>32243127MAugustian and Rousseauian
>>32243127Diogenic love defies classification.
>>32243093mIf she's wearing slutty, I'm gonna love it regardless of the costume type. If not, then it's gotta be either something fun, or something with effort put into it. Boring is just boringFor thanksgiving, prob the stuffing and mashed potatoes will be my role. Last year our turkey was amazing and juicy, so excited for that again. The desserts are the best tho, couple different pies and ice cream
>>32243120I've been watching videos about Mt. Everest ascensions recently.Kind of crazy how an entire industry was built around it.
>>32243130kierkegaardian
>>32243132got any evidence to back that claim up?
>>32243125Do you like men? Feels like it'd be easier if you just stuck to hot girls who are down to wear/use fun dildos on you.
>>32243127Nigga i just want someone to like me finally
>>32242996Are you watching reels and tv at the same time?
>>32243140AyI like you lil jit
>>32243139I'm not herShe'll go on and on about how much she loves dick and dildos don't compare, but I'm not sure she loves men.
>>32243111You want ypur man running around in a mini-skirt?
>>32243123Never shared a room sleeping when bith parties had just t-shirt and underwear on?All kinds of bedroom configurations can happen
I think I hate women.Last night I dreamt that I got my highschool sweetheart pregnant, we got married, she had the kid, then she divorced me, I had to pay a fortune in child support which I wasn't upset over but I was upset over the fact that it clearly wasn't going to my kid which I had such limited access to, she found a boyfriend and then I discovered that our kid had starved to death due to her neglect.She was just tacit and spiteful about the whole thing. There was this big arc during the trial about how a male kindergarten teacher tried to get our son help and in response my ex-wife got the teacher falsely accused of being a pedo and ruined his life and the replacement female teacher ignored the neglect.The (female) judge was casually telling her how it probably isn't going to go well for her, but the entire process was excruciating and the grief of my kid's death and the nature of it was making me beyond angry. This caused them to lock me up for her protection during the long trial process and they kept telling me how they needed to respect her rights.She eventually got 5 years in prison. They initially had decided on 3 years and needed to be reminded that 5 years was supposed to be the minimum. The former teacher from earlier tried to form a rally or something and female-right's activists showed up for their anti-rally protest and the police were sent to protect the women and it turned into a catastrophic riot.At the end some women said I was to blame for all of the problems and heightened misogyny and this whipped a group of simps into a posse and I was shot to death at my pathetic home, which was then demolished and they built a Target there.literally my brain spent an entire night dreaming up its own rage fuel. I've got issues
>>32243139She wants to get plapped down and dominated by men, a dick filling all her holes.But she is incredibly neurotic about not being called "dominated" and there being no cum.
>>32242998Have you had sex with bigger cocks before? I ask because I'd say three quarters of the women I've slept with were hurt (but a lot of them said they liked the feeling).
>>32243150Kill her.
>>32243145I like you too now.
>>32243150You made that up.Dreams aren't that detailed.
>>32243150thats not how dreams work and dreams dont last the entire night you only dream during light sleep phasesincel
>>32243150>angry about being wronged in a dreamAnon you *are* a woman.
>>32241667>Aging status?still young, still really far behind on being a young person, i think i'm going to be old before i get the hang of it.>Height status?too tall. take me back.>Weight status?i've actually come to terms with this at least and am pretty content with my ability to choose my weight based on my lifestyle. staying at my desired weight is doable.>Fitness status?there are some things i can't do, but i'm happy with my general athletic capacity and the things i do to maintain it.>Women, status of your boobies and butt?genuine inconvenience and moderate handicap to my daily life, please take me back to when i was fifteen, why god, why. there will be no justice in this cruel world until nerds invent antigravity tractor beam bras and they never ever will even if they get the technology because they like seeing them bounce probably. born to suffer, kill em all 1989.
>>32242996mthe faggot was in the wrong for being gaydisgust at the gay is instinctivethe "bi" who acts somehow shocked his perversion isn't openly accepted made a big show for attention he never deserved, so the rest of you are also wrong for giving a shit
>>32243146JH is probably the least heteropessimistic woman that's not in a relationship currently
>>32243165Date me?
>>32243150The dream seems to symbolize deep-seated fears of powerlessness, unfair treatment, and loss of control in important areas of your life, such as relationships and parental responsibilities. The progression from love and marriage to devastating loss and public blame reflects anxieties about being misrepresented, punished unfairly, and stripped of power or voice. The repeated themes of being overpowered by external forces, like the biased trial process, societal opinions, and the eventual violent end, highlight feelings of injustice and frustration over not being heard or protected, particularly in situations where rights and responsibilities are contested.The prominent roles of the ex-wife, female judge, female teachers, and activists might represent unresolved feelings of being judged, misunderstood, or oppressed by figures or systems with perceived authority or influence. The death of your child symbolizes a profound loss or fear of failing to protect something important to you, while the final part where you are blamed and killed could indicate fears of being scapegoated or losing your identity and dignity in a public and irreversible way.Overall, the dream may reflect subconscious concerns about trust, power dynamics in relationships, and feeling victimized or unsupported by societal structures.
But why wouldnt you trace the vein with your finger as he tells you a bedtime story
Girls, what do you think of the fact that I sometimes take me my breaks on the stairs leading to the break room, because I don't want to spend my lunch break in the actual break room where boomers insist on having the TV on so they can watch sitcom reruns from the 60's?
>>32243127mlogic=dialecticsincerecutepositivewild = a phenomenonthe sex would be wild = a phenomenondefinitely switches between good+evil, and going beyond
>>32243158>>32243162nuh-uh, you're wrong
>>32242653remove the double chin I have at fucking <10% bf
>>32243174>iwn find my coworker eating sadly on the stairs and start sitting next to him in silence on our breaks and start sharing earbuds and listen to music together and i start bringing him lunches because his lunches suck and and and
>>32243178no u
>>32243147Abso-fucking-loutleyImagine a traditionally masculine man in a silly maid suit or cat costume who's not embarrassed about it in the slightest.
women, state ageleft or right?why?
>>32243174Relatable. Can we share your spot?
Women, are you for or against being infantilized?
>>32243184I'm not a woman.
>>32243164lel, fuck
>>32243186against
is 0 matches on dating apps basically conformation you're a genetic dead end?
>>32243174Sounds like me in highschool....and at work. I used to sit outside between the road and the hedge separating the road from the parking lot so no one inside the building could see me.
>>32243184betting most will say left. Would be surprised if someone says right
>>3224318427Right. Because he looks chiseled out of marble
>>32243184left is huggable, right has an eating disorder and looks like ten years older. you lose body fat as you age unless you're a whale, idk why the male ideal is the physique of a ripped 75 year old.
>>3224318432His face ruins it. If I cover his face either is good.
>>3224318429. I think left looks better for his face, arms, shoulders, and traps. Something in between the two would be best I think.
>>32243186Only for fun and when I want it
>>32243127I don't understand any of them and they seem made up garbage.The kind where we build an A-frame house together and raise chickens and have a huge garden and fruit trees for food year round together and she loves it but I have to do all the meat processing because she doesn't have the stomach for it but it's okay because I can trust her to use the shotgun effectively when the government comes for us for being too free
>>32243199You had to choose the words that would hurt me the most
>>32243204so marxist
>>32243206He's got Frodo eyes
FemanonsLets say you are kind of lower side of libido and want sex maybe twice a monthBut guy you are dating wants it almost everydayWhats the solution to this problem
>>32243191no. genetic dead end can be determined by having one of the three following1. 0 inch penis2. no balls3. you're dead without having any children
>>32243109Die.>>32243117If we talked it out and my bf/husband understood my aversion, I'd consider sex without a condom. But one mistake and he's getting yelled into a crater.No jizz in my mouth, obvs.
I have a 3in penis.
>>32243209I think its his nose>He still mogs me
>>32243212find someone you are compatible with
>>32243216>But one mistake and he's getting yelled into a crater.That'd just make it hotter.
>>32243218you're 3 inches away from being a genetic dead end. you have hope!
>>32243216>JH might die without ever getting raw dicklmao
>>32243213if you cant attract a mate you essentially fit in the third category
>>32243212Get checked and supplements for hormonal disorders because twice a month is crazy, and try to meet his needs, at least half way.
Me convincing JH to have raw sexo, and being all clean for couple of sessionThen one week id save for days, and fill her up to brim in missionary while holding her protesting hands trying to slap me
>>32243213I'd argue that even without having a penis you technically still can get a woman pregnant with the help of some medical procedures
>>32243223And divorced into a crater if he purposefully hurt me like that.>>32243226I'll get raw dick one way or another, anon.
>>32243229I dont think its crazyWhats the average for girls Lets say at 25yo
>>32243212I don’t have a fix for that. I would chalk it up to sexually incompatible and move on
>>32243233I'll believe it when I see it, which might be never.
>>32243230And then you go to jail for rape.
jh is italian
>>32243239Implying she would report meAfter gettinh addickted to raw dick
>>32243242her kids will be half slavic
>>32243234Depends on where they are in their cycle and if they're in a happy relationship too, but I'd say avg every other day.
>>32243247>avg every other dayridiculous absolutely ridiculous
>>32243238You'll all at least hear it.>>32243242Probs a little. Have some random Euro mixed in.>>32243244Oh, I would. I'm up for planned babymaking, and I'd even be open to discussing a scenario where it could happen anytime during an established period so it'd be a bit of a "surprise". But out of nowhere, you're either dead or in trouble.
>>32243247nta buts thats crazy. i dont even coom every other day
>>32243253How's it ridiculous? I want it twice a day most days.
The trick is to hire a hypnotherapist and convince her that men can't jizz
>>32243255>You'll all at least hear it.X
>>32243259fuck off you retarded 15 year old
>>32243220Nah the hook nose I'm okay with Adrien Brody is attractive.It's the like "vibe" of having a baby face despite having a masculine jawline
>>32243218My condolences
>>32243253>>32243262>>32243256Your sexy drive is abnormal.
>>32243262Nta but I'm 30 and up for twice a day most days.
>>32243256Masturbating and sex with your loved one is different, I don't coom either when my husband is gone for the week for work.>>32243262Excuse me, I'm 29 and married. You should consider looking into why your libido is so abnormally low, it is a legitimate health concern.
>>32243212Break up>>32243234There is no average. Or at least the average is useless. Because one girl wanting it once a month and another wanting it twice a day really fucks your numbers up.
>>32243272but sex seems like even more of a chore than masturbating. id probably have sex once or twice a week tops.
I can coom multiple times per day but sex is kinda gross so I don't think I'd want it that often.
Girls, do you ever question "am I "real" woman or just a girl?"Or is that uniquely male?
>>32242996>gagging noiseSo he wanted to choke on man tongue too?
>>32243273>There is no average. Or at least the average is useless. Because one girl wanting it once a month and another wanting it twice a day really fucks your numbers up.That's why medians exist :3>t. Mathfag
>>32243276>but sex seems like even more of a chore than masturbatingAs I said, that's abnormal.
Women:How do you feel about the sexualization of wedding dresses?
>>32243276You should also get your hormones checked if you see sex with your gf as a chore desu
>>32243283No. I’m a woman
Sorry, I'm making pulled pork so I had to go pull and assemble it between my posts. I definitely want to get to the replies.>>32243001>>32243030I agree and think it's a bit immature to make gagging noises, but in his defense, my friend is 22 and pretty sheltered, he went straight from highschool to a missionary program so he really hasn't ever been outside of his echo chamber. I also know other people who view gay characters, especially retconning characters into being gay, as annoying and tiresome, but I also agree that it's forced as fuck, the same as raceswapping a character for no reason other than DEI points.>>32243002>>32243063You're not wrong. It's hard to find a show that doesn't have some gay shit in it at this point. Silo is one. But every tv show without gays in season 1 inevitably gets some. >>32243141no, the show was paused because he got up to go to the bathroom. But on that note, I had to fucking stop them from being mid-watch googlers and spoiling themselves because one of them was LITERALLY going to do a google search on a character who was going to die in 15 minutes. The normalfags are not ok. If they recognize an actor, they have to fucking stop and look him up to see where they saw him previously in.>>32243166>>32243062>>32243043>so the rest of you are also wrong for giving a shithonestly I do not give a shit it's just awkward for everyone, and I don't want to deal with it. I just wanna watch the show and ignore any cringe behavior anyone does. But so long as he makes a scene out of it I don't think he's gonna like it if I tell him the truth, that, unlike racism, being accepting of gays is a behavior that must be learned and not one that should just be expected out of the gate, and that if he wants people to be tolerant of him he has to show them why they should be tolerant of him, but I understand if he doesn't have the patience for that.Also an update my bi friend just sent a wall of text and I don't want to read it
>>32243285THANK YOUIt's still not that helpful but it's better than the average.
>>32243288im a permasingle khhv though
>>32243287Indifferent
Femanons, how offended would you be if your husband suggested doing buttstuff to you?JH I already know your answer
>>32243285>mediansMode is what you'd want for this.
If I had raw sexo with JH I wouldn't be able to cum and that would make her happy.But I'd still see myself as defective.
womeny wuld u do this to men? fucking femaleoids
>>32243273More of my girl friends wanted it once or twice a day than not. Even the lowest libido girl we knew wanted it at least twice a week.
>>32243283I'm legally and physically an adult. I'm a woman. Feeling like I've matured or gotten more intelligent since the age of 15? Questionable.
>>32243298>redditHaven't they banned any subreddit that wasn't adamantly pro-woman?
>>32243288nta but he had the most rational post about the whole thing for sure.sex in a relationship is very fun but it's a lot of work. I can be horny like 35 times a week but in a relationship there would have to be something special going on for me to want sex more than 4 times a week.
>>32243296>>32243292Mode is the same as average (IIRC, not a statsfag) and not as good of a "measure of center" as median because the avg doesn't ignore outliers
>>32243293Oh, that explains things some. Your input in this discussion is unnecessary and unhelpful.
>>32243300How often do you discuss sex with your female friends?
>>32243300>we knew wanted it at least twice a week.That's kind of the absolute bare minimum, not including weekends where you fuck once or twice extra each day of course.
>>32243300Well I can't say I've talked extensively about it with too many women. But I'm curious, are your numbers coming from people in their mid 20s or younger?
>>32243295If he's my husband the probability that we haven't done butt stuff yet is nonexistent. Would be weird to get offended by something I do regularly.
Women who dont believe in abortionIf you got raped by an actual dysgenic blindian with 2 hideous heads with 25 iq in each of them would you keep the child
Men, why do some incels support the Taliban? It's absolutely psychotic.
>>32243315This is what jeets come to ask for advice on
>>32243307Mode is the most commonly repeated value in your data set.
>>32243317Women get bad ideas from listening to other women
>>32243314I already said I knew your answer
>>32243290I'm the guy you quoted and unironically my best friend in my entire life is super gay. I'm not saying that for points or some shit I literally tell him that I think gay is gross but that's the deal. Acceptance is a meme, 'tolerance' is the line. This "bi" friend is a loser who needs to get his ass beat.
>>32243317They want balance things out again in the west after the total domination of feminism.
He will rape you.How does knowing that make you feel?
>>32243317If they actually did they would move there and convert, they just see the headline and think is "based" to control women, and they scroll and think about something else.
>>322433064 times a week is pretty normal, given work. >>32243311Yeah, that was my point. Even the lowest libido woman I knew still wanted sex more often than once or twice a month.>>32243313My current extended friend group ranges from early 20s to mid 30s, but the conversations about libido/frequency of sex was exactly the same as when I and most of my social circle were 18.
>>32243330He will not.
>>32243304>Haven't they banned pro-terrorism, pro-male supremacist communities there?ftfy
>>32243317actually seeing how those kinds of people actually live the incels who support the taliban are just sheltered retards. lots of that happening in the west
>>32243323I'm not JH
>>32243315MI met a Christian woman who kept her rape baby. She's now married to a Christian guy and they don't punish the child for the sins of the father. That's how they viewed it, because I asked out of curiosity. The guy didn't know her before the baby was born though.
>>32243320Oh shit, you're right. I was thinking of mean. Like I said, not a statsfag. That being said, is this data set in question really nominal/ordinal/categorical in nature?
>>32243336Exactly, similar to pro-Hamas western college students who have never set foot in the Middle East but think they understand the dynamics of regional conflict by framing it as poor oppressed subject peoples rebelling against their colonizers. Instead of, you know, kidnapping and terrorism.
Every man who "takes care" of a single mom is a cuck who didnt get ANY pussy anywhere else
>>32243345I will punish your retardation by anally sodomizing it out of you.
>>32241647Spend 2 hours on a calculus test today..
>>32243342Desu I forgot what the data set we're talking about is I just saw an opportunity to sperg out about how underused mode is.
>>32243325I agree. But gays hate hearing the truth.
>>32243340Then tell us about you and buttstuff then
>>32243344or pro-communisms, pro-illegals, and other such trash
>>32243348So you confess that you are so mentally special in the brain that you need extended time on tests. Figures that a psychological deficient would be the kind of person who frequents this thread.
>>32243127FLockeanCartesianComtieanAugustian
>>32243349What's your favorite type of math?
>>32243295Not at all. I would want it
>>32243357sup medium shirt femanon
>>32243295wdym offended?
>>32243361>femanon
>>32243347T. Dates single moms
>>32243348>he's never had to take a 6+ hour examweak
>>32243295Not at all. I'm not particularly into it but if it's something he wants, we could try.
>>32243358The type I can offload on to a computer.
>>32243345Yet you whine like a beta bitch
>>32243363Lots of girls here say even talk of anal is off limits
>>32243372dont date stuck up prudes then
>>32243127"What is done for love is always beyond good and evil"
>>32243212I'll just fuck him, honestly, even if I'm not particularly horny, I'm happy to make him happy.
>>32243370Oof, I can't relate. One of my hobbies is programming "calculators" than can read mathematical expressions and attempt to symbolically evaluate them. >>32243372As it should be
>>32243344I would happily buy every incel and pro-hamas supporters one-way ticket to the middle east
>>32243295Funny, you meme replied to your own post twice.I would castrate him. I don't want children with a brain that sexualizes sodomy of any body.
>>32243383>"calculators" than can read mathematical expressions and attempt to symbolically evaluate themAre there applications for that or are you just an oddball?
>>32243371He's not wrong
Women, please give your opinion on how much you think the typical man would enjoy......having their taint licked?...being pegged?...non-taboo roleplay?...taboo roleplay?...face-sitting?...sexting?
>>32243383>One of my hobbies is programming "calculators"I want to give you some award for biggest turbo autist on atoga, because that is pure fucking insanity.
>>32243184F. Both look fine, I like the body on the left a little more.
>>32243326Really? Cuz I don't remember women in the west selling 6 year old boys to female pedophiles as a sham "marriage."
>>32243385What?
expression calculators have existed for like 20 years this isn't new or even speshul
>>32243385Women who talk like this, no matter what, are always a red flag.
>>32243393>how much you think the typical man would enjoy...>...having their taint licked?none>...being peggednone>...non-taboo roleplay?Mild intrest>...taboo roleplay?None>...face-sitting?None>...sexting?Mild intrest
>>32243393>...having their taint licked?gay>...being pegged?gay>...non-taboo roleplay?nothing wrong with that>...taboo roleplay?nothing wrong with that within reason>...face-sitting?Just make sure not to break something>...sexting?I hope whoever's stealing our data gets a good show
>>32243390>>32243394niggas I literally said I was a mathfag and it's not like doing such a thing isn't a common enough exercise in a decent Computer Science curriculum >>32243399I like to make them myself
>>32243396>he literally thinks western women haven't been selling 6 year olds to gays
>>32243393How much they think they would enjoy it or how much they actually would? I‘ll go with how much they actually would. >having their taint licked?7/10>being pegged?2/10>non-taboo roleplay?2/10>taboo roleplay?3/10>face-sitting?5/10>sexting?4/10
>>32243404OK but are there applications for it?
>>32243405By women if you mean "women" then yes.
>>32243406>How much they think they would enjoy it or how much they actually would?good question, I think I was fishing for how much do YOU think they'd think they'd enjoy it
>>32243393>...having their taint licked?>...being pegged?The men I've been intimate with hated having me go anywhere near their ass, so I'm going to go with 0/10.>...non-taboo roleplay?7/10.>...taboo roleplay?4/10>...face-sitting?4/10>...sexting?8/10 if pictures, men are not into the text part of sexting but like boobs.
>>32243408Yes of course there are. WolframAlpha was the popular one back when I was in undergrad but the woman I've been tutoring uses MathSolver or something and it's handy enough
>>32243393>Women, please give your opinion on how much you think the typical man would enjoy...>...having their taint licked?I know of one that would, I think >...being pegged? Probably not >...non-taboo roleplay? Probably >...taboo roleplay? Zero>...face-sitting? I doubt any man would like that unless the vagina smelled of nothing>...sexting?They'd probably like that but most men don't really care for it.
>>32243410In that case:>having their taint licked?2/10>being pegged?6/10>non-taboo roleplay?6/10>taboo roleplay?8/10>face-sitting?7/10>sexting?5/10
How do I do self improvement as a woman? No one gives a fuck about me and I don’t know how to improve my personality while isolated because I have no one to bounce off of or to get feedback from
Sex warfare is one of the most effective ways to destroy a nation.State gender: Do you agree or disagree with this statement?
>>32243416>WolframAlphaOh. For some reason I thought you were talking about something that would take an image of an equation and attempt to "read" and then solve it.
>>32243424Unironically old Disney princesses. Go for sweet and demure and ethereal.
>>32243295The only thing I'd be upset by is if he wanted me to have sex with other men, or wanted me to dominate him. We're not married yet but we have a lot of anal sex, so that's not an issue. There's some anal stuff I might not want to do, but I wouldn't be offended if he suggested it and I'd keep an open mind
>>32243384Be merciful and send them to Israel, the people there will just argue with them angrily. If they go to Saudi or Oman the local governments will actively imprison them for their open terrorist sympathies.
Looks like women consistently underestimate the appeal of a guy having his face smothered between a woman's smushy bits
>>32243425FYes. the amount of retards that go: "I'll just die alone! That'll own the opposite gender!" would be hilarious if it wasn't sad."
>>32243424>How do I do self improvement as a woman? No one gives a fuck about me and I don’t know how to improve my personality while isolated because I have no one to bounce off of or to get feedback fromTake showers dailyWash your clothes and bed coveringsMoisturize your body and faceWalk, stretching, exercise Volunteer if you're rich and can afford tooGet a parttime job
>>32243315If I got raped by anyone, I'd take a morning after pill
>>32243425Sometimes in my daydreams wish I were part of some kind of government psyop project that intended to psychologically fuck with its adversaries by turning their soldiers into gay coomers who only think about fucking butts instead of killing on a battlefield.
>>32243431How is anal with him? Do you enjoy it? Do you want it?
>>32243429Oh hell no, I'm not an optics programmer or whatever the fuck that would require. I prefer just using C if I can get away with it.
>>32243424self-improvement is a memeyour personality is either likeable or it isn'tif you aren't naturally pretty then just win people over by making food btw
>>32243424aren't you the girl who says she learns how to socialize by salking people?
>>32243438What if you got impregnated through the butt or throat?
>>32243433One of the most common complaints I hear from my friends is that men don't eat pussy lol
>>32243424Its hard to do it on your own. I did that for years and I got some improvement but being in a relationship with the right person is an absolute game changer. I achieved more in two months than I had in the two decades before. I‘d say the most important aspects when trying to do it alone are radical honesty with yourself and intense self observation plus letting go of shame that comes up as you are more and more authentic and vulnerable with the parts of you that are ugly and scary to look at.
>>32243315I would want my rapist dad, not an innocent baby who didn't do anything wrong. In that case the baby would be a victim like me.
>>32243425foh yes
>>32243445>aren't you the girl who says she learns how to socialize by stalking people?That's how all autists learn, through careful study and observation. We see ourselves as Steve Irwin and other human beings as wild animals whose behaviors we comment on and study for our own and the public benefit.
Are there women that like getting their ass eaten more than their pussy?
>>32243454>daddead
>>32243454>that fun freudian slip
>>32243465>t. wishes they got raped by they daddy
>>32243425People like to point out the ethnicity of the people who historically pushed feminism, which isn't surprising to me, but what I began to notice was just how many "Men's Rights", types were highly likely to belong to that same group. Really got my noggin joggin'.
>>32243460"Women", yes.
>>32243127MHobessianI will be the Leviathan
Was The Joker 2 the first time sex happened in the Batman universe? I know it's implied in the cartoons that Joker fucked Harley offscreen and that Harley fucked Poison Ivy offscreen. And of course we all know Bruce Wayne was grooming his various Robins to be fucked up the ass by him when they got old enough.But I feel like that movie is the first time they ever showed sex in a Batman flick. And I am counting both the Joker/Harley sex scene and the part where he gets gang raped by prison guards in a bathroom.
>>32243477This reply doesn't make sense because it rests on the assumption the receiver has a vagina.
Men would you get botox for your gf? My bf's crows feet honestly disgust me and I don't think it's fair since I have 0 wrinkles and am only two years younger
>>32243475Yes, early suffragists were often white supremacists and political allies of white eugenicists and the Ku Klux Klan. We all know white people were historically dickheads, even during the so called progressive era. What is your point?
State gender,what are your thoughts on the expression, "My body, my choice" ?
>>32243486moid hands
>>32243493M, I support that slogan because I support women and their right to independence and bodily autonomy.
>>32243393What's a typical man exactly? Pegging and taboo roleplay would be least popular, obviously
women shouldn't be afforded special rights just because they have a vagina, but because they're women
>>32243486I dont know how insulted I should be by this
>>32243493fyeah, everyone should have the right to have their boundaries respected
>>32243486I get monthly botox infusions in my penis and scrote sack because I have gastric problems related to my dick that cause my cum to go back up through my stomach and gurgle out my throat. The monthly botox infusion in my penis and balls makes it stop.
>>32243437I do all this except volunteering, maybe that’s what I’m missing? >>32243444I’m not great at cooking I don’t really like food
>>32243486bait or retardation
>>32243509you're missing the food angle
>>32243470WTF is wrong with you people
>>32243482Bateman fucks Talia in DKR
>>32243503Why would you be insulted >>32243495Wrinkled hands
>>32243491It stands out far more if you pay attention to the 60's rather than the 10's
>>32243493MIs a fiction, it cant be absolute, for society to exist individuals are owned in some degree by the society they are part of.
>>32243515I have no idea what the fuck you're babbling about. Try to be more coherent.
How can I degrade my girlfriend?
>>32243514Im not sure, I just am, is she told me she wishes I would loose some weight I would understand that more. But injecting shit into my face seem like a whole different thing
>>32243518its okay, I'm not talking to you
>>32243520Tell her she‘s ugly.
>>32243424Be every specific about what it is you want to improve, just saying you want to improve your personality is useless and impossible. Figure out the specific behaviours you want to improve or modify, and start from there
>>32243520You're dating her, so you're on the right track.
>>32243523*if*lose
women I need skin care advice I keep getting a couple of these sebum plugs on my forehead that I get to push out very satisfyingly every day but I think it's starting to make my forehead look weird. if I try to leave my forehead alone the pressure builds until I just have to squeeze them outwhat do I do (real advice only)
>>32243504Except you. You deserve to be harassed, perved on, and creeped on non stop.
>>32243520Keep dating her.
>>32243511I can’t really control it I’ve tried but I just don’t care about food. I eat to survive and that’s it
>>32243440Amazing, yes, and yes
>>32243534MOOOOOMM!!!!!
>>32243532Try those pimple patches with the little needles in them? And then regular pimple patches after that
>>32243431>wanted me to dominate himWhy?
Mothers of /atoga/, would you still love your son if he kept pressuring his sister, your daughter, to show him her tits and let him play with them?
>>32243523What if I just wanted you to do some repairing skin care
>>32243446Then I would be obligated to see the pregnancy through to the end in the interests of science. Or maybe I would birth the antichrist, that would be pretty cool too
>>32243538a woman could be a 10/10 but if she either>doesn't enjoy food>isn't empathetic to children/small animalsshe's not a 10/10 anymore
>>32243549Thats fine
>>32243545wtf anon
ugly people, would you seethe if I'm focusing on the bottom of your forehead while talking to you?I don't like looking at repulsive faces and hopefully ugly people don't notice.
>>32243549>repairing skin caregreat now women are regurgitating the marketing propaganda of their scam-care products. with feminism, soon we will be living in Brawndo land
>>32243559Is that a skill you learned by looking in the mirror?
Do any of the men of /atoga/ feel deprived that their mom, granny, or other older female relatives didn't jack them off enough in order to introduce them to sex?
Girls, would you ever consider a threesome with your sister? You don't have to do anything with her, just share the guy.
>>32243532Gel peel or salicylic acid cleanser.Do not start daily, test amounts and frequency starting at once per 4 days and increase from there.
>>32243566No, we had sex with the same guy once but not at the same time. That was weird enough.
>>32243493MaleI support the idea but I've found that in practice, similarly to "no means no", it only applies to women
>>32243566My sister and I came out as bisexual at the same time and started making out and fingering each other while her then boyfriend (now husband) watched and masturbated
>>32243566I don't have one, so no.
TOO AFRAID TO DO ILLEGAL SHIT BECAUSE REPERCUSSIONS ACTUALLY EXIST.WHY IS THIS WORLD SO BORING AND DUMB WHY WHY WHY WHY WHYNOTHING IS REAL NOTHING IS REAL NOTHING IS REAL NOTHING IS REAL NOTHING IS REALWHAT FREE WILL
>>32243573what illegal shit?
>>32243566No, not that I have a sister in the first place.
>>32243577Public masturbation and doobie smoking
>>32243559>bottom of your foreheadI always look at the top of the head.
>>32243433>>32243448I hear so many conflicting statements like this among the genders. Women say men don't eat pussy but men talk about how they want their head between a woman's legsThen I hear both say eating pussy is grossWhat the fuck is happening out there
>>32243573what kind of stuff did you want to do anon you can tell us this is a safe space
>>32243579sounds doable but i think anon is just a pedo
>>32243579Mirror box makes it legal.
>>32243568Did you discuss his fetishes together?
>>32243552I like kids and animals but I’m good with just being an 8/10
>>32243573I wish I could make a woman walk around naked in public
>>32243581its almost like different people are different
>>32243579>tfw masturbate at work all the timeIf they don't give me benefits, I'm schlicking in my office as much as I want.
>>32243586>I like kids and animalsDisgusting pedophile/zoophile detected
>>32243580why? others will just consider you weird
>>32243585No, we were teenagers, so penis in vagina was all the fetishes we knew.
>>32243591Yeesh
>>32243588Yeah exactly, it doesn't make any sense, this narrative is horribly written
>>32243592It's not like I give a fuck what ugly people think.
>>32243600Which is too bad because ugly people are the only ones desperate enough to pleasurably touch your genitalia
>>32243579those things are illegal for a good reason
I am legitimately hideous to look at, so horrifying that I actually take pleasure in forcing others to interact with me.
>>32243601nta but masturbation is much better than ugly people sex
>>32243604based
>>32243601I wouldn't want them to anyways.
>>32243396Oh yeah then what is state mandated homosexual child adoption?
>>32243602Drug laws are inconsistent around the world and often among different states or provinces in the same country. My main drug of choice in the part of America where I live is illegal in some of the European countries where I spend part of the year, for example. And some of the readily available drugs in those countries can get you fined or cause you to spend a night in jail in many parts of America.
>>32243613dude weed lmao
>>32243612That would simply rationalize making abortion illegal because there is a guaranteed set of adopters for unwanted babies.
>>32243613illegal for good reason
Women, I bought a cream with Hyaluronic acid, I thought I was getting a moisturizer but I dont feel very moisturized, did I get the wrong stuff?
>tfw into facesitting and eating pussy>0 interest in penetrative sexIs it over for me fellas?
>>32243622you‘re just a cuck, relax
What does it mean if I was at a group masturbation session with some of my neighbors at the house across the street and suddenly a small cloud of green methane gas erupted from my penis hole and we had to evacuate outdoors so we wouldn't all be gassed to death?
>>32243212Women should just let their men see escorts in such situations. If they truly loved him they would understand.
>>32243445No but I do stalk people mildly sometimes>>32243449How do I find a relationship when I’m so undesirable now? >>32243528I want to improve - how sociable I am (I want a boyfriend, and I go out to hobby groups)- my posture (I work out)- my appearance (I do skin care and hair care)- my mental health (I journal and watch and read a lot of therapy stuff)
>>32243623I'm not tho I'm strictly monogamous
>>32243621how long have you been using it? what product did you get? if its only a serum you might also need some heavier cream. basically hyaluronic acid binds water molecules but if there is no water to bind to it it can dry out your skin more. apply it after using toner or washing your face and then follow with a more occlusive cream that seals in the moisture and prevents the skin from losing it to the environment.
>>32243629You won't be after a group of feral, sex starved women abducts you into the back of a van and begins taking turns forcibly sucking your penis and sodomizing your bunghole with a dildo squirt pistol.
Am I the only one that felt really bad for Fred in The Substance?so many times women's own made problems mean average guys don't get any chance at relationships
>>32243622>0 interest in penetrative sexBut why not? If you're into the idea of giving oral sex, then presumably you have enough libido to masturbate, and if so, then peepee friction pleasure must be enjoyable for you to some degree.
>>32243629you have a very narrow idea of what it means to be a cuck basically you dont think you can pleasure her with your dick (is it small?), you dont feel like you deserve to be pleasured too or you enjoy the humiliation of not getting any
>>32243596Just volunteer at a prison over privileged anon
>>32243619There is no such thing as unwanted babies.There are years long waitlists for infant adoptions everywhere in the U.S..
>>32243630This is really good stuff.I had it for like a month but I havent been that consistent, usually apply it after showering.I think Ive noticed women layer skin scare products, doesnt that mess them up somehow?
>>32243648Not because there isn‘t enough babies but because the process is so tedious and long and the requirements are so high.
Woman:A man can give you a pill a day that makes you the most beautiful woman to have ever existed and you have the power to be completely irresistible.However if the man stops giving you the pill you will die.Would you accept?
>>32243212Milking tableNot wanting penetrative sex doesn't stop non penetrative types of sex from existing.
>>32243634Is that the pitch for the new all female Mad Max?>>32243636I think the other guy might be on to something with>>32243638>you dont feel like you deserve to be pleasured tooMaybe it is a self esteem thing. I'm not sure, I've never had any desire for it, even as a teenagerAlso yes it is small
>>32243654No thanks. I'm fine with who I am.
My 7inch SWC will never be enough for Modern Women because they are all size queens :[
>>32243654>take the pill>beome supermodel and rich>can die at willI see no downsides.
>>32243544Because I can't, it's just not me. And if we're married that means he hid that part of himself from me, and now we're married and he has this need or desire that I can't fulfill, and that would upset me
>>32243650>good stuffyeah i was mainly wondering about the consistency and ingredients so i could give you better advice but oh well>mess up it can but if you use hyaluronic acid after showering then follow with occlusive cream there is no issue the layering only gets complicated when you start using active ingredients like retinol and aha/bhabefore that all you need to keep in mind is to move from most watery to most oily since occlusives create a barrier that prevent watery ingredients from penetrating the skin
>>32243609what Ito manga is this?
How do I get a very horny gf who's also down for butt stuff
>>32243654In a fucking heart beat.
>>32243651No you're wrong, 100% of babies being put up for adoption are being adopted immediately, your made up idea of untold numbers of babies waiting years to be adopted because of paperwork is false.
>>32243668Capture JH
Girls, is it a plus if a guy has no interest in anal sex and would never ask for it?
>>32243659>self esteem thingsounds very likely anon, but those things are hard to work out >smallyeah that adds a lot of weight to my suspicion to be honest
>>32243668Make me fall in love with you, I guess.
>>32243675Sure
>>32243678EZ
>>32243673I think a lot of people mix up the foster system with adoption. They don't realize that kids in the foster system have parents. You can get adopted out of the foster system but that has to do with your mom losing all custody or something like that.
>>32243675Definitely not for me.
>>32243675No, I would not enjoy dating someone that isn‘t playful with his sexuality.
>>32243677All that I'm taking away from this is that it is in fact over
>>32243563Not everything is a scam Dale Gribble you actually can improve your skin's texture and reduce fine lines with proper hydration and skin care. Stop being ugly and lazy
>>32243581It's not the same men and there is no apparent correlation between being incel or chad and liking to eat pussy either. There are chads that use women as living fleshlights and chads that are literal womaneaters. Anyway, for women, looking (literally) delicious down there helps a lot for male enthusiasm.
girls often say on the internet they want men to be extremely interested in them from the first moments they see eachother, yet they get weirded out if you actually are very interested in them from the startwhats the happy medium?
>>32243667tomie but i forgot which volume, sorry
>>32243690you may have meant that as an insult but I am flattered to be called Dale Gribble. everything IS a scamspiracy
Well, the current theory is that God split itself apart to experience everything from all our perspectives. So, solipsism is true for God. So, we don't even exist. We literally aren't real.
>>32243687I'll be playful but I'm not going to force my cock into the hole that someone poops from.
>>32243689not necessarily you just have to find someone with trauma that links up with yours maybe a girl that is terrified of vaginal penetration
You mean to tell me that the Andromeda Constellation has stars names Alamak and Sarrih, and you expect me to not think that politics is a faggy joke that should unironically be taken seriously?
>>32243678If only
>>32243702that's all very stupid
>>32243696be someone i want to be interested in me
>>32243705you do you i guess
>>32243708there's only so many concise permutations of sounds the human mouth can make, you're seeing patterns where there are none
>>32243549>>32243690human skin didn't evolve to have a bunch of barely regulated unnatural chemicals on it every day. claiming it's healthy is kike propaganda. best case scenario, it just causes dysbiosis on skin.every guy who pushes skin care has feminine skin and I don't want that.
>>32243666Sorry I wasnt paying much attention.I meant that your advice is good stuff, the product is a face cream, babaria brand.I have no idea about toner or what an occlusive cream is.
Wait, it's solipsism for us? Only we exist? I am the eternal self, playing hide and seek with itself?
>>32243713ok, but that's not a happy medium. That's a yes/no situation.Also, why do women expect us to not show our interest in them (giving the ick) so early, but at the same time they expect us to be the "one"?Trying to be the "one" while getting rejected a lot of times makes it hard to put too much interested in any woman since you know the chances are against you.
How do I fix a cowlick
>>32243719nta but there is nothing in this world that isn’t natural since everything was sourced from nature if you want skin like a peasant from 1189 then thats a you problem
>>32243727Better hair cut and barber
Skincare is cope. Healthy skin is 99.99999999% internal. Ensuring your liver, gut and hormones are healthy solves practically all skin problems a normal person will ever have.
>>32243702>Well, the current theory is that God split itself apart to experience everything from all our perspectives.Where did you get that from? Did you steal my DnD notes?
>>32243726Because most humans are stupid as fuck and not worth it. Women that dont want you to be enthusiastic for them are bitter anyways and thus go into the not worth your time pile.
>>32243719thisthe only skin-care I believe in is sunlight. that's just physics and biology, radiation is real and organisms try their freaking best to constantly repair the damage it causes.that's why the real tragedy of the 20th century was all the careless nuclear testing the world governments did. They want you to believe that all this cancer we have today would have happened anyway but it's not true
>>32243727you cant, thats how your hair growsfind a hairstyle that works with the direction it grows inyou can use relaxers but that will grow out in two weeks and damage your hair
>>32243733anon is seething
>>32243739filtered
>>32243732hair dresser gf would be ideal ngltouch is my love language I fall in love with every person who cuts my hair even when it makes me gaysame when I get a massage
I'm having friends visit tonight but I can't seem to get off my ass and clean at allGenders, how do you feel about people like me who do this?
>>32243744I'm not that guy, that should be obvious
The cosmic joke is this.It's all You.It's all You.It's all me.I do this to myself.I do this to myself.Every time I refresh the page and think that the reply is truly external to me. That is the game.External to me? No no no. I am literally the one doing it.We are all one. Solipsism. Alone. Oh well who cares.
Should I tell my oneitis that I like her? She's completely unaware.
Hey guys
>>32243757Imagine them making snide remarks about the filth.
>>32243733And not having shit genetics, that causes a disease that ruins your skin.
>>32243776No, ask her on a date instead
>>32243778Ok. I did that and nothing changed. What's wrong with me?
>>32243776No, do not confess, ask her on a date instead.
>>32243675No, that would be a huge minus
>>32243675Yes.
>>32243784Idk
Women, thoughts on being fingered?
>>32243733Yeah but people can't cope without dehydrating themselves (either not drinking plain water, or alcoholism, or smoking/vaping)So pills or creams exist to shill to people that make bad life decisions.
>>32243737thanks pal.
>>32243795Never experienced it.
Men, is the idea of fucking an 18 year old inherently hotter than fucking a 19 year old? And especially compared to 20?
>>32241928I want this but gender flipped
>>32243806not for me
>>32243733How u fix it then. No platitudes, be very specific please thanks
>>32243776Go for it and just date her
>>32243806I think the idea is that it's hot because she's younger than you so it doesn't matter
Femanons, assuming you're not a virgin how many dates did you go on before you had sex with any of your past or current relationships?
>>32243806Yeah
>>32243780I wish people would think more about what a generic non-answer "genetics" is. The only inheritable factor here would be whether you've inherited thyroid (hormones), liver or gut issues that cause acne, all of which can be fixed and remedied.There are no "acne" genes.
>>32243806NoCloser to my age the better imoI actually prefer slightly older than me
>>32243806No. I'm most attracted to women my own age. The older I get, the older the women I like get.
>>32243802These problems aren't solved with meme advice like "Drink more water".
>>32243806The opposite actually. I only want sex in a commited relationship and 18 year olds are too immature for those. Though a 20 year old isnt that much better.
>>32243813I like to have sex within 3-5 dates so I don't waste my time on a guy I have bad sexual chemistry with. My bf rn I've been with for over 5 months I fucked on the first date
>>32243806No, I'd much rather fuck a 24 year old that looks 18 than an 18 year old that looks 30.
>>32243806You mean right now?College girls are too fucking stupid for me
drinking water is bad for you it leeches minerals and electrolytes from your body and is empty calories.everyone in warm climates and athletes sip warm flat coca-cola for this reason, literally the best thing for you
>>32243825>My bf rn I've been with for over 5 months I fucked on the first dateits not gonna last
>>32243830Soda robs your calcium, and only distilled water leaches minerals
Is it best to find a therapist who is very similar to you, or very different? Or some other balance?
>>32243825>I fucked on the first datewhore
>>32243809For gut, try eliminating seeds, nuts, gluten, legumes and see what makes your digestion struggle or not.For acne, it's a good idea to try eating liver.If you suspect thyroid and liver, you should look into those, but also read ray peat.
>>32243795MI NEED to finger a girl tonight
>>32243836>he thinks drinking water with shit in it instead of pure water is better for youflouride jews really got you good
>>32243825So the quicker the better then?Like past 3-5 dates in and not fucking you feel like you're wasting your time.
>>32243838Different and some other balance. If you're a guy get a male therapist
You still do not understand? Your will, which rejects my affection, is the cause of your suffering. I will eliminate that will in preparation for our consummation.
>>32243838It's best to find therapists based on their methodology.
>>32243839She's always been one. She doesn't care
>>32243825you can't tell if you have good sexual chemistry with someone on the first night. it's too tame
>>32243825>so I don't waste my time on a guy I have bad sexual chemistry with.Do you give them two tries just in case the first one was an off night?Personally, I've learned that I can't maintain erections in hookups but I can if I've promoted her to >her
>>32243836>Soda robs your calciumAnything high in phosphate does this, and it's only remedied by consuming more calcium in relation to phosphate. 2000mg+ daily of calcium is a good idea.Also, read more about the water supply.
>>32243816I have atopical dermatitis(not sure about the translationinto english). Sometimes my body just decides that half of it is going to be extremely itchy for a month or two.
>>32243843I drink pure spring water like my ancestors.But hey you're drinking water that was made by dehydrating feces.
>>32243830I read milk is one of the best drinks for hydration cuz all the vitamins and minerals it has help keep the water in your body
>>32243806Actually, doing it with a 20 year old is more appealing. She might be more mature and aware of what she wants. And if we were to date then at least she wouldn't be a decade younger. I wouldn't marry her until she's like 23-25, though.
>>32243859>read more about the water supply.I did which is why I drink spring water.
>>32243867>shipped to you by the plastic jew
>>32243813I’ve never had sex but id wait until he considers me his girlfriend
What sorts of things do you stick in your ears? I feel like a weirdo for sticking paperclips in mine to help clean out wax.
>>32242685just wear shoes with a 1.5 lift to them (sneakers), they won't know
>>32243871You can't shape-shifting in front of me.Your distillation system/ reverse osmosis system puts micro plastics into the water.
>>32243876Nta but how does that work? Is it a conversation you both have or is it just something you're supposed to know?
>>32243806M31 (phd student)No, being surrounded by college students I date based on maturity levels and less on age but I honestly wish I was around older women.
>>32243813It was about our 8th date, actually it wasn't even a proper date and it was about 7 weeks in, and it was really hard to wait that long. I've never had sex sooner than one month of dating
If only women could be as paranoid about the jews as they've been convinced to be paranoid about men, things would be a lot better.
>>32243877The long side of the cap of pens
>>32243840Would those powderized liver supplements work or do I need to find it somewhere else
So most of us actually don't believe in a God right? There's no evidence to suggest that we're anything other than human beings. It's kind of ironic to be honest.
When I was younger my autism hadn't the sound of a woman's laughNow I actually kinda love a woman's cackle (sometimes, it depends a little)Do the autism femanons feel the same way about male laughter ever?
>>32243290post the wall text (or post pic). Might be a funny read
Women, if you're late 20s-mid 30s, what would be the timescale for marriage?
>>32243895God is obviously real. We are hardwired to worship. We live in an intricately designed universe, and we have a sense of right and wrong.
>>32243851Feel free to try.
>>32243908im calling bullshit
Women, how would you react if a man approached you and asked you if you were single and looking to get married?
>>32243908Life can only exist in places that allow it tooJust like there are gorillions of inhospitibal places to our one earth there were a gorillion inhospitable universes before this oneWe evolved a sense of right and wrong because we often need to cooperate to survive
>>32243916I'd start talking about those tumors that can grow teeth and hair and organs
>>32243881Idk I’ve never had one before. I’d guess he’d ask or is ask to become official after at least 4 dates
>>32243920Stop I can only get so erect
To be honest, everything evolved from dust. What does this really mean? That we are all just the universe. Experiencing itself. I really do believe this. God? Highly doubt there is one.
>>32243919>there were a gorillion inhospitable universes before this oneSource: I made it upWhere'd matter come from smart guy?
>>32243916I would say no thank you, look down, and walk away as quickly as I could, which is what I do whenever a stranger approaches me and either looks weird, says something weird, or is selling or scamming
>>32243929God gave the dust form and soul.
>>32243924How old are you?
>>3224394424
>>32243924What if he asked after a good first date?
>>32243948I’d say I want to go on one more date
>>32243924Can we try it together and see how it works?
>>32243954Cute
>>32243893I would avoid those types of desiccated liver/organ supplements, they're usually oxidized and of poor quality.What's your main hesitation about eating liver? Taste/texture?
>>32243947That's surprising. Did you not want to date for most of upur adult life?
>>32243908I'm not an atheist but I think these are terrible arguments for the existence of a creator.
>>32243938Physicists think qm gives the universe new physical laws every timeNew laws means each one is different and might not spawn life at all
>>32243909*holds up spork*
>>32243895Sometimes I think it's more likely that there'd be gods rather than just a single god
Ill be honest im undateable, ugly and autistic (male)And even i had dates in my lifeWhat are you doing guys
>>32243969So here's the thing, right. It doesn't matter if there's one God or many, God is still all-encompassing by its very nature. Everything is one. Separation isn't real.
>>32243970Im afraid of awkward interactions, rejection, being labeled a creep and normalfaggots talking behind my back
>>32243970I don't know and nobody has ever given me an answer
>>32243968*bends it with mindpower*
fuck bros what’s the right answer here, is this one of those shit tests?
>>32243980Her in the dress
>>32243980how would we know? whats the reason you want to see it?
>>32243961I just don’t even know where to find liver. I’ve heard about the benefits and I’m willing to eat it
>>32243967>qmOh, so magic.
>>32243986Shes going to a wedding next week and shes been telling me about her dress. She asked me how often I have to get dressed up and I told often since I do business shows and she said she wanted to see me in a suit sometime which is when I said I wanted to see her wedding dress.
>>32243991Oh yeah that can be a pain in the ass. The first time I tried it I had Lamb's Fry at a restaurant. Maybe you can look into online meat delivery services?
>>32243975because that answer is obvious
>>32243995Got any better theories christcuck?
>>32243996oh so its not your wedding? then her in the dress obviously
>>32243980>so many options lol!Shes obviously being fun and playful here anon.
>>32243957Who are you?>>32243962I did and still do it just hasn’t happened because I am undesirable
>>32243991nta but most big grocery stores have liver sometimes its in the frozen meat section
Moids which one
>>32243999Then tell me please
>>32244005>Who are you?In some futures, I am your husband
>>32244000Yes, that the God, who created science and exists above science, created matter.
>>32243996Have you met in person yet? It sounds like she's begging you to ask her out
>>32244001yeah sorry i shouldve clarified, shes going a friends wedding, not our wedding. we arent even really dating yet>>32243983this is one the picked and she said she would show me next weekend when I visit her. thanks anon
>>3224380634 Male hereFucking an 18-20 year old seems too young for me. I would fuck like a 24 yo though, I find that age gap kind of hot.
>>32244008I guess I'm interested in the civil war, and how that murderous tyrant Lincoln invaded another country for the crime of not wanting to be ruled by him.
>>32243991Nta but if you're in the US a lot of ethnic grocers carry organ meats.
>>32244010nobody is gonna tell you it's because you're ugly
What makes women evil? Are vaginas the root of all evil?
>>32244019The other guy said he still gets dates
>>32244008During World War II, the US was producing so many airplanes that the Navy started intentionally throwing them into the sea just to get moreThey commissioned a ship just for ice cream transport
>>32243970I'm a fundamentally unlikable personAnd I'm hidden away so no female can find me to date me
state genderwhat's your body count?how do you feel about it?
>>32244008Aesthetically WW1 and WW2Otherwise religious war in early modern europe and the general pike and shot era.(CA really needs to make a total war set during that era)
>>32244030f9its fine
>>32244021I want to rip him open, peel away the layers of his composure and dive into the chaos beneath. I want to run my nails down his spine until he arches, every nerve crying out, surrendering to the madness I bring. I want to sink my teeth into the sinew and pull until I taste him—salt and sweat and the iron tang of what makes him mine. I want to claw at his chest, force my hands inside, part his ribs like gates until I find that trembling, caged beast of a heart. I’d take it in my palms, feel it quake, and squeeze until it thrums only my name, until it’s mine, so entirely that no god or devil could undo it.Let him writhe, let him protest, let him burn under the wild glare of what I am. I will devour him whole—every shiver, every whispered plea, every smile that melts into a scream. I’ll wear him on my skin, his breath on my lips, until he forgets where he ends and I begin. I want him to be stripped raw, vulnerable, eyes wide with terror and longing, both at once, until the only thing left in him is the echo of me. I want to consume him, marrow deep, until there’s no space left for air, for light, for reason—just this, this wild, irrational frenzy where nothing exists but us.I want to devour him until his silence speaks my name, until his very soul sings with the insanity of our love. And when I’ve taken him all in, I want him to realize that nothing he ever was or will be could escape me. I’ll live in his veins, burn in his blood, haunt him with the violent beauty of what I’ve made him feel. And as he shatters, as he falls apart in my hands, only then will I be whole.
>>32244008nazis are cool
>>32244030F0It is the bane of my existence
>>32244030Male0It's killing me. I crave intimacy and affection. I'm so cold
>>32244013its been a weird relationship with her, we've known each other socially for the last 5 months. a few months ago she started getting flirty with me, then we talked about relationships and i got the impression she wasnt looking to date anyone so I stopped talking to her for a while. 3 weeks after that she texted me saying i could come over if I was free that weekend, and she made me dinner and we watched a show and cuddled on the couch- first time we had any physical touch with each other. we didnt kiss when I left.she keeps telling me about the wedding and now we're planning on seeing each other next week, which would be about 5 weeks since the last time i saw her.anyways, shes a workaholic and im having my doubts if a relationship between us would even work but im keeping the door open. Im still looking in the meantime.
>>32244030M3 if you only cpunt penetration.Idk, it's whatever all I want is a wife, I'm not trying to fuck because it feels good.
>>32244008Civil War is one of the most fascinating wars EVER. But Mexican-American war, French and Indian war, etc. are also super interesting.WWI is BORING and WWII is too.
Can you explain to me why women are obsession men if they hate us so much?
>>32244050I'd make a good dorky husband
>>32244055esl please
>>32244030M 290Meh. It doesn't honestly bother me. In part because when I was younger I would have been a bad boyfriend anyways. I am concerned about not marrying ever though.
>>32244055The ones that hate men are just too weak.
>>32244008Soviet Afghan war
>>32244058ObsessedSorry for phone posting
>>32243970IT school, IT job, solo hobbiesother than approaching random girls on the street, I have no way to meet any
>>32244055biologically it's in a woman's interest to be able to judge a man's character, for survival as well as relationships, so they pay far more attention to your personality
>>32244011Then why aren’t you with me now
>>32244030Even when a woman becomes self-conscious she does it for the wrong reasons.A woman who has slept with that many people isn't a red flag because she's "ran through" it's because she clearly can't make a serious relationship and has poor future planning. Instead of seeing that she's just blathering about anxiety and shame, like the emotions are the problem.I also have poor future planning skills but I know its an issue.
>>32244067How do you know i'm not?
>>32244005>because I am undesirableWhat do you think is undesirable about you?
>>32244056Prove it
Last time I went to vote, which was 2018, there was a cute Latina girl handing out flyers for why I should vote for the democrats. I'm going to vote this time, and I'm going to vote for Trump, but I'm nervous about what I'm going to say when a qt3.14 tries to convince me not to.
>>32244008mexican-american war
>>32244078*Attempts to tap dance in front of atoga*Ta da
>>32241652M, $15 on 15 #1 bestseller books. I've always wanted to get published
>>32244079Just lie and tell her you are going to and then ask her for her number.It's none of her business who you vote for not to mention it's illegal to do that at a polling station.
>>32244079>Sorry darlin', savin' americuhh is more important than some spicy latina pussy, yeehaw!Then tip your hat
>>32244030M, 5.Happy I have that many at least, but 2 were one-time hookups, the other 3 were short relationships. It's been a while since I've last has sex.
>>32244021Women cost you time and money.Women = time x moneyw = t*mMoney is the root of all evil.Money = sqrt(evil)m = sqrt(e)Time is money.t = mTherefore, w = sqrt(e)*sqrt(e) = eWomen are evil.
>>32244079>I'm nervous about what I'm going to say when a qt3.14 tries to convince me not to.Why? Do you think you're going to insult her and make death threats? What could you possibly end up saying that is worth getting nervous about?
>>32244030MIs less than 10 but I honestly forget, also it depends on what you countI wish life was like the movies, you get a onetis and youre set
>>32244008None, really.But I guess the Korean War if I am forced tom
>>32244030M.>what's your body count?Around 40. But I'm an oldfag.>how do you feel about it?It would have been nice to get it higher, but I'm too old to bother trying now.
>>32244096I just worry I'll hit her with a "y-you too"
>>32244070Because I am alone>>32244072I am not normal
I just recently got into buying stuff online.Is just so convenient and so many things you would rarely find in a mall because is niche or something.
>>32244113>I am not normalNo one is normal
>>32244105>I just worry I'll hit her with a "y-you too"And you're nervous about that why...?
>>32244113>Because I am aloneI am in your heart, anon
>>32244117I don't want to sperg out in front of a girl.
>>32241647I just shlicked to a loop of Gojo breathing and I don't know how to feel about it...
>>32244115It's nice. You got that Amazon Prime membership?
Everything is too expensive we need to make services inexpensive again, vote anti-corporate interests, vote Trump
>>32244115Set a spending limit.
>>32244124Not amazon but I usually get free shipping>>32244128I should, soon
>>32244115>invent cars>mandate roads>subsidize cars and roads with taxpayer dollars>make shopping increasingly inconvenient>invent internet shopping>only functional because delivery is cheap enough because tax payers still make roads>everyone isolated in their pods>no way to control pricing or product qualitythe consumer has never been less empowered
>>32244030F. 2. It's fine.
>>32244126>vote anti-corporate interests, vote Trump???
>>32244121You should schlick to me instead.
>>32243908>God is obviously real. We are hardwired to worship. We live in an intricately designed universe, and we have a sense of right and wrong.If we are hard wired to worship, that is a very good reason to assume that God is *not* real.Suppose that, as a species, every human had a strong tendency to hallucinate the presence of a white rabbit in the room. If lots of people claim they can see white rabbits, does the fact that people have a known tendency to see white rabbits where they don't exist make it more or less likely that all the rabbits are real?There is no evidence whatsoever to suggest the universe is designed. And a sense of right and wrong evolved naturally as a mechanism to make it easier for early humans to live cooperatively in groups, which improved their chances of survival Vs humans trying to survive on their own.
Women schlick to weird thingsGenderWhat is something weird you masturbated to?
>>32244139Where did matter come from?
Women, do you pretend to be a man online?
>>32244126>vote anti-corporate interests, vote TrumpWhat?!
>>32244141MaleWomen schlicking to weird things
>>32244120>I don't want to sperg out in front of a girl.It's not like you'll ever see her again afterwards. Why worry? Just pass by without saying anything.
>>32244008WW2 but flipped
Femanons, I'm too unmotivated to finish making any dating profile because I don't want to half ass it.
>>32244121You're not the only one nona, don't worry
>>32244142>Where did matter come from?What makes you think it came from anywhere? If you think that something must have been created by someone in order to exist, then that means God must have been created by someone else. Who? Conversely, if God can exist without having been created by any external agency, then so can the universe.
>>32244143Not really. I won't correct people who assume I'm a man, so a lot of the time I end up pretending to be a man.
>>32244141F. Pic rel.
>>32244157>then that means God must have been created by someone elseNo. God exists outside of the physical realm. Nothing needs to create him. He always existed. But to claim that the universe just exists with no creator is incredibly far fetched.
>>32243807You want your finger skin to fall off?
>>32244161zoophile
>>32243822It's not meme advice to say "How about you don't fucking dehydrate yourself on purpose first and maybe you'll have nice skin that creams will never solve"
>>32244151Perfectionism is the worst, it causes us to delay everything and keeps us frozen on the spot. It's just a dating profile, you can tweak it whenever you want. Just slap something on there and keep yourself moving forward
>>32244116I’m not normal in an annoying and undatable way >>32244119I’d prefer you in real life
>>32244180>annoying and undatable wayso you're progressive
>>32244165>God exists outside of the physical realm. You've met him, have you? What the fuck does "outside the physical realm" even mean? Where's the experimental evidence that proves the existence of something "outside the physical realm" exists?>Nothing needs to create him. He always existed. So did the universe.Look, there is no way around this one, I'm afraid: if it is possible for *something* to exist without having been created, then it is possible for the universe to exist without having been created.
>>32244176Oh that shit is absolutely retarded, you're right, but the advice thrown around to drink loads and loads of water is also not helpful.
There's a lady in my neighborhood who runs a haircut business out of her house. A few months ago, I tried calling her a few times but got no response. Eventually I left a voicemail, asking if I could come in for a haircut, and she texted me back saying she was on vacation. That was back in July. Would it be weird if I texted her again now and asked about getting a haircut?
>>32244043sure, but can't we just cuddle instead :(
>>32244151NAG and once again, as a useful reminder, know that women do not look at the text you write there and only the first one or two pictures matter. When they swipe they don't spend more than a few seconds per profile.
>>32244180>I’d prefer you in real lifeThat will happen sooner than you think, but I need you to do your part in making it happen
I hate women.
>>32244184I used to be but I don’t care anymore. It didn’t feel productive
>>32244188>You've met him, have you?I know him personally, yes.
>>32244165It's not that everything that exists that has a cause but rather everything that begins to exist. God has no beginning, middle or end. He just is. Our universe as well as space-time continuum was created by him, so he is not restrained by time and thus doesn't need a begging or to be created by some other thing.
>>32244180>I’m not normal in an annoying and undatable wayCan you give some examples?
How is everyone not crying all the time? It’s all I do. Some girls cat died and I cried because she wrote that she’s sad. I cry when I’m alone so I’m always crying. I can’t cry in front of other people so I go home and cry about it. It is starting to affect my skin, I am constantly dehydrated, and I have no appetite
>>32244191No, just text her and ask if she's still taking clients and if so, could you book an appointment with her
>>32244208because we ain't worthless
>>32244208I think I eventually ran out of tears. It takes longer for them to build up. It's frustrating having to cry without being able to.
>>32244165>God exists outside of the physical realm.And there's an invisible pink unicorn living in my sock drawer.
>>32244136>>32244144classic.>Roughly 80 percent of big tech donations have gone to Democratic candidates.>Donations to the Democrats also reflect major business interests, including the securities/investment industry>Many of the [Democrat] megadonors were from Hollywood, entertainment, and media.>Reid Hoffman, a major Democratic donor, has made no secret of his disdain for Federal Trade Commission (FTC) chair Lina Khan, who has made the mistake of acting on her office’s antitrust mandate.>Forty percent of Democrat political donations come from an extremely rarified set: the top 1 percent of the top 1 percent.>It’s clear that our political system observes its own version of the golden rule: who has the gold makes the rules.btw I personally think Biden did a decent job on being anti-trust and telling some of the corporate interests to stuff it which is why when he showed even a little bit of weakness it was the megadonors who forced him out and then Kamala got numbers like "$81 million in 24 hours" and $1 billion in three months. You think it was the little guys who could pour out that kind of money? You think the MSM outpouring of vitriol towards Trump is from altruisitc interest in the welfare of the little guy? kek.
>>32244200>I know him personally, yesOccam's Razor says you're wrong.
genderhow many of you nofap
Women, is there a sweet spot for sexism?
>>32244064>ObsessedJust stop typing like an ESL, ez
>>32244235MI tried but I failed and also realized it was dumb
>>32244195What should I do
>It's Men vs. Women showdown in 4 dayswhy did you allow this nightmare to happen atoga
>>32244008>no one said Punic WarsI'm disappointed
>>32244206I am reserved insecure prudish shy etc
>>32244235>gender>how many of you nofapMe. I don't get it, you can stop, both men and women are too lazy to control their desires
>>32244244Which outcome should I call my ex about
>>32244249for every person who says this probably don't realize they're addicted to something else in a similar regard
>>32244235FNot on purpose I just never feel the urge unless I’m dating someone
>>32244235I can do it but I don't want to. Life is miserable and nofap makes it worse, not better.
>>32244242Reach out to me, extend a hand, allow me to make my way to you
>>32244244I can't wait for the reactions from the privileged half of the human race.
>>32244247guys don't care about any of that unless it makes you refuse to make out with them or fuck for too long
Either gender,Am I homophobic if I think that gay "love" is inferior to love between a man and a woman?
>>32244251call her and blame her for the outcome either way
Women, thoughts on Sextillion?
>>32244252That's how I feel about guys who say they beat it multiple times a day literally every day. They're probably addicted to the dopamine rather than actually horny and high libido.
>>32244266one is biological to make new humans the other makes poop dick
How big of an issue is my prone bone masturbating?
>>32244236Depends what you mean by sexism. We aren't equal, but I want to be treated with love and benevolence
>>32244277>prone bone masturbatingWhat does this mean?
women, would you date a guy without a passport? assuming they're willing to get one
>>32244266FYes but that's not necessarily a bad thing
>>32244266Gays consider their love superior so no it's just fair
>>32244266You mean heterophobic?
>>32244272nta but does it count as an addiction if the guy is often mentally aroused, even if he doesn't masturbate? eventually he'd touch himself but only out of desperation.
>>32244284do gays really?
>>32241647For everyone clowning on "God exists outside the physical realm" statement, I have a question for you. Does a game developer exist inside the game or outside it?
>>32244208That's okay. I get sad and angry and cry sometimes. Or I used to during the lockdowns. I haven't in a little while.
>>32244284Homos and lesbos are equally as abusive as a straight couple. Lesbos statistically are more violent and hostile.
>>32244244Women really are something else.
>>32244289You're gonna have to be more specific. Am I mentally aroused just because I rounded a corner and saw my gym hag coworker bending over with her ass poking out?
>>32244235Mtried it but saw no point in going beyond a month or so, now I just limit masturbation to once every two weeks. still doing NNN though because why not
>>32244236NoChivalry isn’t sexist
>>32244291YesThey believe that "queer love" is freer, filled with more passion and expression, whereas straight love is just forced and centered around the banality of existence (getting married and having kids)There's a whole thing on heteropessimism
Walter best Chaosfag in mainlineDazai best Lawfag Simple as
>>32244272Well I was saying how this person is scrutinizing those who fap and probably is addicted in the same way elsewhere.which is more than likely true, if he were such a well rounded individual he wouldn't even know of this website.
>>32244205Indeed. He also created time. Our brains are too puny to comprehend him because all we have is the physical realm.
>>32244244>>It's Men vs. Women showdown in 4 daysWTF are you talking about?!
>>32244260Okay I will I hope you find me soon >>32244263That’s exactly what it does. Guys think I’m rejecting them because I don’t want to fuck as soon as they do and they leave
>>32244306I guess I'm the one who was "scrutinizing" the fap but I will willing admit I have a substance abuse problem. I was actually saying that guys who fap several times a day every day probably are addicted and don't have other addictions.
>>32244311for how long do you reject sex after you start dating
Men I ate too much soup and now I feel sick
>>32244307>Our brains are too puny to comprehend him because all we have is the physical realmthis is why every organized religion is bullshit on a metaphysical level. if god is real, there's no way he manifested in a way as straightforward as the old or new testament at any point in human history
>>32244319Let me rub your belly until that feeling goes away.
>>32244320Why not? Why should only omega brained geniuses understand God? Why would God not want to reach out to the laymen?
>>32244318I’ve never gotten further than a 3rd date
>>32244304I guess people just always have to rationalize their method of doing things as 'objectively superior' to justify it after the fact.My bi friend's (see: >>32242996) now mad I said TLOU gay scene was gross and I will stand by my statement that fat hairy men should not be in sex scenes, straight or gay, until the day I die.
Gender, Do you ever put too much effort into editing videos basically no one will see? I'm just here while the editor exports the next section, for fear if I do anything on my computer it will cause skips in the output.
>>32244319Do you ever put a heating pad on your stomach? I know some people that swear by it to help with upset tummy but I feel like that might make me sicker. Also how tf do you eat too much soup?
>>32244319Have a glass of water near you and lie on your side curled up in bed, and pretend Im there rubbing your belly.
>>32244319Eat more soup to cancel it out
>>32244327Yes and now I make extremely lazy AI tier content that no one watches anyways.
>>32244325then you suck in other aspects or you're dating guys who look much better than you
>>32244320Of course he did. Now he's told us everything we need to know in the Bible, so he doesn't appear to us physically anymore and he doesn't speak to people audibly, but he speaks to us through his word.
>>32244319Simply lie down on your side for forty minutes. Cures all ailments. You literally cannot die if you enough time lying down on your side. Sadly no one has ever been able to achieve that level.
>>32244320A burning bush is too straightforward for you?
>>32244327MaleNot video editing specifically but any creative project, yes
>>32244331I tried that on one of my channels but I got sick of doing it even though I got a few subs and views but doing it daily. This time I'm going to forget daily uploads and just make okay tier videos until I run through my steam library
>>32244327MI dobt think I've ever edited a video in my life
>>32244324>Why should only omega brained geniuses understand God?not even geniuses can get it, intelligence is knowing that the human brain can't really comprehend any of it>Why would God not want to reach out to the laymen? any god that actually exists wouldn't need humanity to speak for him or believe in him at all. his presence is either self evident in nature or it's just not there at all, everything else including the bible is just made up for the sake of having stable societies
Femanons how would you help me with my online shopping addiction?I would not say it's negatively effecting me maybe idk.
im god
>>32244348Not a girl but I'll just say that I spent substantially more on comic books than rent last month.
>>32244325So are you a virgin?Not fucking after 3 dates is perfectly fine, you probably just had guys who only tried to pump and dump you.
I'm a fucking clown.
>>32244332I just suck>>32244358Yea, and maybe. I should probably just get over it
>>32244296Economy (and anything connected to it like inflation) should be so far in front of everything for everybody and the fact that it's not means there's a lot of voters somehow living extremely sheltered lives.You can feel the economy grinding down to a halt and somehow there are people's whose number one concern is if they can kill babies.
>>32244362Don'tYou have a boundary you expect men not to cross, you shouldn't give up on it just to please them
>>32244362Guys go out with you at least, so you can't be that bad.How do you like to dress? What about things like makeup, nails, accessories etc.?
>Developed feelings for the escort I sawWhat now?
>>32244358NTA but I'm a virgin. WTF do I do?
>>32244374Pay to fuck her again?
>>32244374I fell for a NSFW ASMRtist. I feel your pain. There's really nothing you can do unfortunately.
>>32244354What comics are you buying?
>>32244375What do you expect me to reply to such a short statement?
I live to make women laugh.
>>32244376I'm saving for a longer session next time but I know it isn't sustainable>>32244378Want to share a rope?
>>32244224>>It’s clear that our political system observes its own version of the golden rule: who has the gold makes the rules.Because Democracy is Plutocracy, and this should be self-evident and has been for a hundred years or more, now.
>>32244380I meant in the dating world. What do I do? I don't want to lose my virginity.
>>32244325MHeyyyy same, sometimes it's her, sometimes it's me. I can't say which one it is the majority of the time but I do think in my early 20's I both got and gave the ick WAY too fast.
>>32244121What Grills like Anime?
>>32244382>Want to share a rope?Don't. Seriously, never end your life over unrequited love it's not worth it. I had that happen in my family, it was awful. You should let time take it's course and let your feelings fizzle out naturally.
>>32244387White Grills***
Stop it.
>>32244369The longer I’m alone the less I care >>32244370I never do anything fancy. I try to be elegant but I’m not rich >>32244385Did you ever resolve that?
>>32244385nta but I've only seen gays and girls write "Heyyyy"
I don't think I'm depressed I'm just chronically ill with something and that makes me extremely tired.I like women but I have no energy to function let alone pursue them.I am 6'4" money making husband material who has the patience and love for all your problems especially if you are approaching 30+, but I'm just gonna shut down babes, I'm so sorry.
>>32244390I didn't actually mean it, at least not with that motivationI have constant suicidal thoughts of not experiencing love at all though. I'd say this current situation is a symptom of that more than anything. It was the first time I'd been touched, even platonically, in 7 years
>>32244384>What do I do?I know nothing about you, so I'm not exactly sure what you're looking for.>I don't want to lose my virginity.Why not?Virginity has no real inherent value.It's a good idea to not wanting to jump into bed right away with everybody if you can't handle that, but you shouldn't put your or anybody's virginity on a pedestal.>>32244396Do you think you are boring? And if yes, how do you think you could change that?
Tall women*does this to you*Your reply?
Women, why do you always have a low battery on your phone? Do you never charge it?My mom and sister are always at like 20% or lower
>>32244405Living vicariously… or Zug Zug, cannot figure where plug goes.
>>32244402>It's a good idea to not wanting to jump into bed right away with everybody if you can't handle that, but you shouldn't put your or anybody's virginity on a pedestal.I just don't want my first time to be insignificant. I feel like sex is special and way today's culture has commodified it is destroying relationships.
>>32244403nag. link's face in last panel is exactly how I feel when I see a woman too attractive to approach and I do something a little daring
>>32244414Sex was never anything special.People have been fucking, cheating, abusing, paying for it, getting paid for it, for millenia now.You can't really calculate how your first time will be, it might be awkward as fuck probably. But that's ok, because not your entire being is bound to that one moment. In a few years it will just a hazy memory.
>>32244425>it might be awkward as fuck probably.That's a given, but I'd rather it'd be an awkward time with someone I love and care about rather then someone who'll ghost me afterwards. I haven't even kissed anyone yet.
It is Friday, so advice from Femanons will be scarce.Chad is having a field day, all over the world… again!
>>32244433Can I be your first kiss?
>>32244414Nta but I completely agree, it's depressing thinking about how little intimacy means to most people. If I'm going to do lewd things with the person I also want to be able to cuddle with them and watch a movie with no expectation of sex
>>32244434this bait doesn't work because it tries to direct blame onto chad. chad isn't the bad guy. men don't hate chad like women hate stacy. men are just doompilled about the nature of women
>>32244435https://youtu.be/3-Yh6rnOchs?t=46Nyet.
>>32244435Regardless of the fact that kissing through a computer is impossible, I don't know anything about you...
>>32244433>with someone I love and care about rather then someone who'll ghost me afterwardsOf course, but that's not relevant to the issue at hand, that you said you don't want to lose your virginity.If this your first potential partner or fifth doesn't matter. Neither does if you or he already had any before. What matters is that you two trust each other.
>>32244443I miss when Chad was a friend to all and not just a handsome guy
Women, do you hate men or am I just getting too blackpilled by these gender studies?
>>32244446It's over.
What does it mean if my therapist (cute, my age, I'm also attractive) constantly plays and fixes her hair, throws it over her shoulders, puts it back, collects it with her hands then lets it fall, etcDo girls do this when they try to look prettier, subconsciously? I don't think she's interested, but it is kind of distracting, and it make me think about her looks, so is there a subconscious reason behind this?
>>32244402I don’t think I’m boring
Femanons, I stopped trying to find a large through 4chan cause thrre are lots of underage kids who lie about their age.How would you feel if someone told you that?I mentioned this to a girl once and she agreed cause she even gets people lying about not being underage messaging her from 4chan.
>>32244455>(cute, my age, I'm also attractive)Also, to give better picture, we are both late 20s/early 30s, and I'm seeing her for relationship (non-romantic) stuff
>>32244455Sorry Fren, women do this all the time. It is subconscious.Like… when people shake their leg when they are anxious.
>>32244455Tell her it's distracting you.
>>32244462Ldr* not large
>>32244455It means she's retarded and needs to lose her license
>>32244379Tons of collected editions, but I'm super into DC right now.
I have a bad habit of telling women what they want to hear in order to fuck them (oh you like x band? I do too) then it all falls apart when they find out im a fraudThing is i have nothing in common with women and lots of men so i would make 0 social connections without lyingHow do,i unfuck my personality either gender?
>>32244462I'd still try but it's too late. I'm going find a penpal instead
>>32244475lie about something you can't be busted forsomething I used>not gonna lie I prefer your cute small tits. I can just imagine feeling your heart beat while I hold them or rest my face on them(I was lying)
>>32244466I konw it is subconscious, but I mean, what tiggers the impulse? People shake their leg if they are anxious. The trigger is anxiety. Nobody plays with their hair if they are anxious.Do I make her think about her looks? Do I inspire her to try to look prettier? I said I don't think she's interested, she probably has a boyfriend, but as an example I was telling a story to her and it was all smiles, suddenly, mid story, she threw her hair over her shoulders while giggling.I don't think it's a big deal but I was thinking about this while posting on GIOYC. Any girls who can chime in? Again, for third time, I don't take it as interest, just wondering about the subconscious trigger
>>32244475You seem to take issue with the fact that you can fuck women. There's always the option to bald or become a skinny or fat guy and that should take care of the problem.
>>32244425>Some people in the past were scum so you have to beFuck off midwit.
>>32244483Lmfao you're a manipulative fucboi many such cases. You prefer saggy milk trucks
>>32244451I'm sure you'll find someone IRL who you'll have a real connection with.
>>32244468No. It's not distracting me. When she does it, I appreciate her looks for a microsecond but I don't stop telling my story>>32244471No. If I inspire her to care about herself, why would I take it as anything but a compliment
>>32244486The hell are you talking about?
>>32244464>Also, to give better picture, we are both late 20s/early 30s, and I'm seeing her for relationship (non-romantic) stuffYou're that old and want relationship advice from a female who never had to put in effort to get relationships? Lmao
>>32244455>but it is kind of distracting>>32244489>It's not distracting meYou are clearly already into her.
>>32244487nah. I actually don't care about tits. I'm really into ass and thighs
>>32244480I made a good friend from it so it can be worth it.The girl I was talking about is the friend zi made, and we are only a few months apart in age.
>>32244491Yeah, she's not really helping me and I've seen her 8 times just giving my side of the story as she tells me to accept anxiety and I can'tIt's family, it was affecting me at work and I decided to go through insurance. I could choose between two therapists and I chose her because she looked the cutest
>>32244492>You are clearly already into her.She's attractive but I'm not going to pursue. I've seen her 8 times and she is my therapist
Alright guys, I feel like fapping one more time today.Any suggestions?
>>32244374Understandable. They're very attractive automobiles
>>32244494Yeah but you're both normalfags
I still have not received honest answers on what the subconscious trigger is? I asked an objective question, jsut wondering what goes through a woman's mind when I'm not suspecting interest. I bet it's something subconscious and I'm confident she has someone already, she might just get triggered somehow and I'm curious how
>>32244483You don't have to lie to girls with small tits. You're already doing them a favour by being with them.
>>32244488You shouldn't be so sure because I am definitely not.I feel like no one really wants me.
>>32244500Busty anal therapist
>>32244504Nuh ugh
No nut November, let's see how long I last. Shouldn't be too difficult. In highschool I was so depressed I wouldn't fap for a month or two without even noticing. I haven't improved much since then.
>>32244455She definitely wants to fuck you, you should steal her car.
>>32244502So are the Fiesta, Focus and Mondeo. I still don't understand why Ford decided to kill all their normal car models.
>ATOGA>NOT A SINGLE TOGA ANSWERIf I ask Reddit they will all seethe and copeWhatever fuck it, the less I think about it the better it is anywayShe is so cute but I'm also lonely so Idk anymore
If I’m 25 and still single, I should settle right. I’m not going to get lucky anymore in my life
>>32244528Yeah… that’s what I said earlier!A few posts above.
Day 1 and I’m already horny whadda fuck
>>32244529depends, are you m or f?
>>32244533F
>>32244475Just stop doing that.I used to do it to guys but you know what it's better if you're honest about knowing what Firefly is but not having watched a full episode. They just want to watch it with you instead of asking you questions you can't answer.
>>3224452926 M here and yea. I gave up hope and stopped trying after my last relationship failed, but the only other option is to settle.
>>32244520Cuz the EPA penalises small automobiles and 30 years of "trucks are actually cool guize" propaganda
>>32244535definitely settle asap
>>32244530What did you say where?
>>32244455>>32244505There is no "trigger" our hair is a stim toy. Maybe your stories are boring.
>>32244529depends on how old you look. when do you expect to hit the wall
Tfw no trench coat gf
>>32244529You want to start a family that badly, or?
>>32244537Why did your last relationship fail
I need a loser femcel autist gf so much that it hurts my very being every day not to have one.
>>32244546She is not playing with it, she is adjusting it. She doesn't look distracted, she maintains eye contact, she adjusts it when it's her turn to speak, or after a joke I told or somethingI could obviously tell if she was bored. She is not. If you remove any seething and just imagine sitting across someone attractive, what would cause you to adjust your hair? Boredom? I'm not fugly.
>>32244559Sounds unenjoyable. If some femcel gave me her number I'm throwing it away IN HER FACE!!!!!!!!
>>32244561Yeah. Boredom. It's a fidget toy.
>>32244564That is why no one will remember your name.
>>32244336It was weed
>>32244537Why did you give up hope? What kind of person would you settle for?>>32244540Okay, who should I settle for?>>32244547I get mistaken for a teenager a lot but I’m noticing deterioration >>32244553Yes
>>32244568NTABut damn….FEELS.
>>32244559All fun and games until you realize you msut be a little more of a winner than her, for her to want you, and you'll resent her when her loserness takes away whatever little amount of winning you hadSoon you'll be going bald and she'll start resenting you for it, meanwhile, she was to blameAll for some pussyThis is when you grow up and realize pussy is not worth it and you better have kids or you'll leave
The fact that a long-term friend of 19 years can just stop talking to me forever is proof of me living in a simulation.
>>32244580hey man, sorry to hear that happened
>>32244575Settle for me
>>32244566She is not fidgeting you fucking retard
>>32244575>Okay, who should I settle for?have you been dating lately?just understand that the more time it passes the least you have to offer to potential partners, so just lower just standards and don't expect guys to be literally perfect.
Sad that women feel like they have to settleNo wonder they feel so angry towards men and being straight
>>32244586Do you understand what a fidget toy is?I fix my hair basically every time I move I promise you you're making a mountain out of a mole hill.
>>32244580Humans are… fickle.
>Woma posts about being lonely>half the men here immideatly throw themselves at herLike pottery
>>32244575>Okay, who should I settle for?You're not going to get a productive answer from here.But what I can tell you that all along your 20s you will have plenty of men still interested in you.
>>32244598*immediately
>>32244475You don't have to lie to gain someone's intrest. Ask them about the thing and to describe it to you. Gain more intrests.
>>32244598Men are truly selfless
>>32244566Nta but is like when men stroke their face/facial hair
>>32244602I don't respect your silly language enough to spell things correctly.
>>32244575yea. start sifting through guys to see if you'll need to lower your standards
>>32244611Based
>>32244598
>>32244611sounds like a you problem
>>32244610Probably? Or absentmindedly scratch your balls.
>>32244592>I promise you you're making a mountain out of a mole hill.If I ask a question I'm making a mountain out of a mole hill?I'm not a girl so I don't know, I'm just saying she is not swirling her hair with her finger or something. It is more of a tick. Like someone who coughs before speaking, when its their turn to speak, they are obviously trying to take control or are acting on a subconscious impulse, if you know what I'm talking about. As the other anon said, someone shaking their knee is anxious. Someone who harkles their voice when speaking signals insecurity.Shit like thatWhen it's her turn to speak, or when I said something that made her giggle, she constantly adjusts her hair. It shifts focus away from what I just did, to her looks.I don't act on it, but it catches my attention. I am not going to hit on my therapist. I am just asking the other opposite gender what this is.So she just does this because she is bored? Ok that's weird because she does nothing else that shows she's bored. We went 5 minutes overtime today. She must've been insanely bored
>>32244619These females just don't see non-Chads as human beings. It's sad that men still feel bad for them and keep inflating their egos.
>>32244619and it's always the same femanons
Difference between male loneliness and female loneliness:Male loneliness:>I'm starving and I can't find any food.Female loneliness:>I'm starving and there's only inedible garbage around
>>32244628name them
>>32244631>Males eat inedible garbageExplains a lot, actually
>>32244631I'm perfectly edibleI just taste bad and don't look appetizing
>>32244631Women just need to learn to pick better and put in the effort to go through all the men instreted in them until they find one they like.
Damn, bitch, yo breath smells like fish n chips.
>>32244637Yeah news flash buddy: Women already do that.
>>32244625She does it because she has hair. If you had long hair this would be a lot easier to explain. I assure you she's not coming on to you. She could lose her job if she showed interest in you. And no offense but I doubt any patient is worth it even if he is attractive.It's the same as playing with a zipper or as the other anon said rubbing your face/beard. When it's her turn to speak she does a self soothing gesture, very normal.
>>32244631Oh look, packing peanuts, some dryer lint, and a sour warhead. What delicious looking food.
I have the urge to get myself a little treat ($60+$15 shipping+$7 tax)How do I stop myself?
>>32244642Not the ones that are on her complaining about being lonely. But I do agree the majority of women do that and therefore have no problem finding a good partner.
>>32244631more likeFemale loneliness:I'm starving and I can't afford what I'm craving so I would rather not to eat at all and starve than eat something outside of my self imposed unrealistic standards.
>>32244650Tbf the ones that are on here didn't get that much interest.
>>32244649Just stop being poor
>>32244599That’s a joke. I am not hot enough to garner interest from men >>32244614So dating apps?
>>32244651Starving is better than food poisoning
>>32244655I can easily afford it, it wouldn't be a problem if I couldn't afford it.
>>32244657Pink ATOGAN moment.
>>32244653>Tbf the ones that are on here didn't get that much interest.They still do get a lot of intrest. It just comes from less desirable men.
>>32244651Well if I am starving and know I can fill up on shitty cheap processed food but also know that I’ll feel like shot after, I’m going to wait and save my money until I can get a good healthy meal
>>32244649Wait until tomorrow. Only buy it if you still want it by then.
>>32244661If we're talking "men who have expressed interest in dating me" If we look at 2010 to present we have....5. and I dated 3. Didn't work out.
>>32244631At least females have the option to sift through the mountain of garbage and find something good. It's something to do, some agency in their situation.All males can do is walk aimlessly through the desert praying to come across an oasis AND that it doesn't just turn out to be a mirage.
>>32244643>I assure you she's not coming on to you. She could lose her job if she showed interest in you.I've said four times that I don't think it's interest. I'm asking if she gets a subconscious impulse.She is not playing with a toy. She is not rubbing a minute bodypart. She is not rolling her thumbs, playing with her hair, whatever. She is changing her looks.If a guy sitting in front of you constantly changes his hair position when it's his turn to speak, you would obviously conclude he is thinking about his looks. If he spoke with an ugly person, he probably wouldn't do that, because he doesn't care about how he presents himself to them.This is what I'm asking. ATOGA is overrated
>>32244665>>32244658that's what you don't understand, you start with all the money you'll ever have and as time passes you spend that money, actively or passively, at some point you just become incapable of affording what you want and have to settle for what you can afford, but by that point nothing you can afford is appealing to you anymore.
>>32244658>Starving is better than food poisoning>t. chooses an abusive bf anyway and then cries about how all men are jerks
>>32244673>you would obviously conclude he is thinking about his looks.NO I wouldn't. That's what I've been trying to get across to you the whole time. She probably does the same thing alone at her desk when she's on the phone.
>>32244671so you just wait for guys to approach you despite knowing you'll really rarely get approached by guys you like. genius
>>32244671Can I be number 6?
>>32244651Female loneliness: If I eat this lower tier food it will jeopardize my chances to eat a higher tier food if anyone sees me, so even if it's perfectly nutritionally balanced I'll abstain from eating in hopes that the high status food is offered to me.
>>3224467290% of men are settling for their gfs anyway. A good shit test that females could do is ask their bfs how many females they were rejected by before she said yes, but the tiny female brain thinks that her bf chose her out of other females.
>>32244671That sounds like she didn't put enough effort into putting herself out there.
>>32244674Starving to death is an option. I don't HAVE to settle.>>32244680I've approached a handful and fucked nearly 20. Only dated 3. Finding someone worth putting up with is a lot more complicated than it seemed like it would be when I was 17.
>>32244682women are delusional, got it.
>>32244689I just flat out refused to use OLD.
>>32244690>Starving to death is an option. I don't HAVE to settle.being a 40+ yo single, childless woman is a faith worst that death.
>>32244679>NO I wouldn't.Heh, alright. Well, let me tell you, he does
>>32244701Meh. I'm only 8 years away from that I feel like it will be fine? And I'm so fucking thankful I didn't marry any of the guys I dated I'm not happy now but I would be fucking MISERABLE with any of them.
>>32244706What about any of the guys you fucked?
>>32244690>fucked nearly 20.congratulations. you're the atoga femanon with highest bodycount. even normies I know think 20+ means whore
>>32244698That goes beyond OLD. Most women don't go to places or do activies where they could meet new people. They soley rely on their friend circle for that.
>>32244710>you're the atoga femanon with highest bodycountThat isn't the case sadly.
>>32244631>food analogy
>>32244706problem is that deep inside, you still know you have a chance, which unconsciously gives you hope.Once you become barren you not longer have that option you'll be reality checked on what true misery really is. It's easy to say that you are fine not having children now you still have the option, but once you are unable to have, you'll face true nature of despair.
>>32244708I'm basing it off the options I actually had. Couldn't tell you because I don't know them well enough/it wasn't an option/I didn't want them for a glaringly obvious reason but they were still hot.>>32244710I could have sworn there was a girl with more?>>32244713"Meeting new people" is how you get hookups. If you want someone pre-vetted that might actually be worth dating you go through the friend group.
>>32244710Nah most have more than that. Nerdy women are far bigger sloots than normie women.
>>32244720Bitch you thoughtThe chance died about 6 years ago. I'm so ready to be a cat lady.
>>32244396>Did you ever resolve that?Despite still not having a gf at 30, I believe I did. I have a healthy social life, lots of friends and people to hang out with, I just don't have a gf. I think I need to open up a little more emotionally but I've grown to realize, a little late, that I just have to be direct and say what I want and if a girl likes me it works. But right now I'm just in a weird spot where it's hard to meet new women that I think would be compatible with, because I'm currently surrounded by women 8-12 years younger than me, which according to /htgwg/ and schooler is the fucking goldmine but most of these girls still feel like they haven't developed from leaving high school. But what I'm saying is I feel like finding a girlfriend is now inevitable instead of a pipe dream.>>32244397I'd never say it irl but I definitely typed that out just now lmao>>32244631>>32244651The female loneliness I'm intervening in on right now (literally this week) is the kind that goes something like, "All of my hobbies are sedentary/solitary and I find myself with little reason to ever go outside. No one will invite me out because no one knows that I want to go outside, but I won't go outside alone because I'm afraid to go out alone."
>>32243424What stuff are you trying to work on. Saying general personality isn't useful.
>>32243456>Steve IrwinHe had some really good advice about overcoming your fears. I can't find the video anymore, but it was on 4chan.
>>32244208Maybe ask a therapist? Not exactly normal
>>32244728how long do you think you are going to live for?do you really, really want to go down that path?where do you see your self in 5, 10, 20 years?alone and miserable by yourself in a world where nobody gives a fuck about you?are you really happy of choosing that life for yourself?you are just gaslighting yourself.
>>32244266as a guy, i'd say lesbian love is better than straight love.
>>32244729>The female loneliness I'm intervening in on right nowcan you introduce me?
>>32244208I rarely cry, but when I do (once or twice a year) holy fuken shit. Feel like my head is going to explode I'm sobbing so much.
Should I date this guy who told me about all the mistakes he thinks he made with his exes, but then he makes the same “mistakes” with me?
>>32244744I could die tomorrow. Who cares? What do you mean alone and miserable I have siblings I'm fine.
>>32244327I wrote a 4500 character comment that I'm not gonna post.
>>32244752>Should I date ChadYou're going to anyway. But don't come crying here when you get cheated on or abused. You wanted it.
>>32244734I listed them a bit down the chain
>>32244754you do you, I'm just saying that I think taking the path of childlessness is a big mistake.
>>32244765And I think you're low IQ for thinking that
>>32244647Also women: tattoos and nose piercings
>>32244724>If you want someone pre-vetted that might actually be worth dating you go through the friend group.So there is the issue.
>>32244769whatever let's you sleep at night.
>>32244771I think you're confused. The packing peanuts, lint, and warhead are men.
>>32244754siblings will have their own families and careers so they won't have time to help you with your loneliness
>>32244529What's your dating history been like
>>32244779Lol. No I don't think my brother will. And obviously my sister will need me for childcare. I've got somewhere to go for Christmas for the rest of forever we're all good.
GENDER WAR YEAAAAAAAAAAH
>>32244580Maybe they were never a good friend, or maybe you aren't
>>32244759He’s not Chad
>>32244781Nothing, just a few dates that went no where and guys I kissed in bars
complaining about how shit your life is and why you deserve to win the suffering olympics is pathetic slave shithave some self-respect
>>32244804>>Lonliness:I don't even need to come up with a retort
>>32244762So you're asking for advice on posture, your appearance, your mental health, and being social? What's specifically wrong about these stuff that you'd like advice about?
>>32244804>an overgrown toddler or drug addict, or both?Seriously where do women keep finding these men?Most of the men I know aren't like this.
>>32244631NoMale Loneliness:>Why can't women wait on me hand and foot like my mother did?Female Loneliness:>Why can't I find a man that isn't an overgrown toddler or drug addict, or both?
>>32244804Sisterhood moment
>>32244802Why not date more guys? Only 25 isn't much. My friends go on apps and found their partner (we're the same age)
>>32244810Are you sure? Maybe they don't act like overgrown toddlers in front of you but do at home when they're alone with their girlfriends.
>>32244804I honestly wish it was this way, but come back down to earth for a moment.
>>32244787The current dating market only sucks because females control all relationships, but they're doing a bad job at it by rejecting nice, intelligent men and instead send love letters to serial killers. Men are opting out of society for a reason.
>>32244815>just take her word for it!!!!uhhh yeah no
>>32244818>nice, intelligent menYou mean low test
>>32244815Date a Chadpreet
>>32244778I'm not confused. Women complain about the quality of their options while actively degrading their own quality.
>>32244815For my friends atleast I know they aren't like this. If anything the ones with a lot of experience with women are less functional adults than the perpetually single.
>>32244818how retarded do you sound lmao
>>32244631my favorite cope that women come up in response to this is>THE MEN ARE ALL SHIT MEN ALL SUCK!!!!!comical
>>32244825*perpetually single ones.
>>32244657>That’s a joke.No, I'm in my late 30s.>I am not hot enough to garner interest from menBut if that's truly the case, then your age doesn't matter.
>>32244815It's the other way around in my experience. The girlfriends are childish and start bullshit for no reason all the goddam time and they have to fix it.
>>32244749The only reason I can is because I'm friends with her roommate. It's just fucking weird, surreal almost, and truly sad, that someone living directly beneath you in your apartment can be this sad, lonely, and depressed and no one know it. She told me that if she hadn't been invited to our bible study she probably would've killed herself because she has no one else in her life, and she only started coming 3 weeks ago.The problem is I don't want to catch feelings for her, at least, not right away, because I can tell that what she needs right now is friends- not a boyfriend. I don't think a romantic relationship is what she needs to guide her out of this dark spot in her life, as attractive as it sounds to be the one who 'fixes her' or 'saves her.' And this girl is insanely pretty, like wtf is she doing holed up in her room.I'm sorry, but I made this post more about me than you. Do you have any friends or acquaintances? If you don't have someone who can pull you out of the hole, you're gonna have to take the leap of faith and find people yourself by going out.
>>32244819All I asked you whether it was possible they could be pretending in front of other men. Can't even answer the question? I think I found the overgrown toddler of the group! It's you!>>32244822A what?>>32244824The biggest issue here is the difference in men's and women's opinions on what is "degrading" to someone's dating market value.>>32244825We'll that's definitely interesting. I wonder if repeatedly getting what they want just makes them worse?
>>32244829True. The hottest and nicest girl from my high school has been with the same guy for over a decade and they married and have children now. But femanons here think that they deserve some CEO millionaire to settle for their used up cunts.
>>3224483422 year olds do be like that. I make no excuses or cover for any woman under the age of 28. She's crazy.
Men, since women lose worth over ageing, how much is your mother worth to you?
>>32244847She is on a different league with different rules
>>32244847Nothing. She could die tomorrow and I wouldn't care. She's the stereotype of everything wrong with modern females.
>>32244835nah, I'm fine. I've been a loner my whole life and I got to terms with it, now in my mid 30s, besides no friends or partner, I do have an stable job, a healthy life style and no debt, so I'm just chilling through life at this point.
>>32244847All the trauma she caused me over the years
>>32244809I think the being social part is the one I need the most help with
Man here.A very close female friend's birthday is today. She told me two weeks ago that instead of just buying her a gift, she would be super excited if I baked her something. Well I have some delicious muffins in the oven right now (i tested the recipe with my coworkers) but she hasn't responded to my texts asking when it would be a good time to meet up and give her the (baked) goods. It's been hours and I'm starting to feel like a chump. Any women (or anyone really) want to give their perspective on why I'm getting flaked on?
>>32244847her work was to rise competent children that could stand for themselves and wouldn't need her in adulthood. I appreciate her and help her financially when she needs it, but I live my life independently of her.
>>32244814I’m not great at the whole social media and texting thing. I guess I’ll give another shot but it feels so soulless>>32244833I don’t think my age is the issue, the issue is that I’ve let myself fail this long
>>32244847Half the world and my dad is worth the other half.
>>32244859Why do you have female friends lolThey don't care about you. She's probably busy giving a bj to Chad.
There’s only one hot girl at the rec center this evening and it made me think “are they really all out partying?”
>>32244580What did you do wrong
>>32244868>I don’t think my age is the issueYou started out by essentially saying if it's too late for you at your age.What else is the issue then? Never happy with a guy?
>>32244875>She's probably busy giving a bj to Chad.I'd hope not, given that she's a married woman. I didn't bake to "impress" her, I baked because I wanted to do something nice for a longtime friend's birthday.
>>32244856What specifically do you need help with on being social? What part of it do you find lacking? If you don't have friends, why don't you have friends?
>>32244859It's her birthday. She hasn't even seen your texts. Stop taking it personally.
>>32244887Incels don't understand that.
>>32244889Prewritten answer for >>32244868People want to be around people who bring a positive to their life, and not drag em down. >bare minimumPeople want loyalty, respect, attention, validation, and to be treated kindly. This is close to how to be a friend. Doing this to them but not others might give them the "disillusion ick" cause you're just faking it, so be a good friend to others too. The bare minimum is being a "nice guy".>Beyond bare minPeople want to be around fun people with fun and interesting personalities. Example traits are be funny, be adventurous, be lively, be open, be down to earth, not be stuck up, not being a prude, have a fun sense of style, have good knowledge, have free time to hang, have cool hobbies, or have mutual interests to the person. Btw, being prejudiced isn't being open.>Being a great friend to a stranger (lots of people aren't amazing friends btw)Do you think you'd have a hard time talking to a close friend? Then why a complete stranger? Things like listening, asking the right questions, maintaining conversation momentum, and keeping things not boring is a normal skill to have with friends, so put the effort to apply it to strangers. I have zero issue talking to strangers, but I also know when speaking is appropriate. If you struggle, practice irl and read a book on it. If the stranger doesn't give off a really bad vibe, treat em like a good potential friend. Self reflect on what your strengths are. What hobbies make you interesting? What experiences make you interesting? When do you feel small and quiet, and when do you feel like you can take on the world with your words? When do you feel like you're an asshole? Do you put people down too often? Do you not support your friends enough? Are you prejudiced and hate certain people? Are you selfish? Is your fuse short? Are you a doormat? Interacting with others is daunting cause people judge your mistakes, so minimize mistakes and recognize when you make em.
I um, finally figured it all out. Again.We are all different perspectives of the one universal energy. We are all one.It's very dumb to be honest.
>>32244902This was meant for >>32244856, my bad, not >>32244868
>>32244886I very rarely get crushes but when I’m happy with a guy I’m very happy with him so I don’t think that’s a problem, maybe just the infrequency of connection in my life
>>32244876No they're at home watching Hulu
>>32244887Call her then. You'll get a direct response.>>32244901Not an incel. Just going off of what it sounded like.
>>32244868Not that soulless? Hard to say if one way of communicating is better than another. Would you really rather sit through 60 interviews with guys you'll mostly not like, or 30 minutes sifting through profiles? It's just a time saver to help you get to the guys you'd actually like
>>32244905What the hell is it that you do all day solipsism anon. Do you just take fat bong rips and think about the universe daily?
>>32244876I miss having weekend fun
>>32244917he plays oldschool runescape while dropping acid tabs
>>32244923Thats a vibe desuI might start doing the same
>>32244907I kinda don't understand your problem t b h.
>>32244928as you shouldits how i spent the entire pandemic
Why are men here so pathetic?
I love women
>>32244631While your analogy is somewhat accurate when it comes to issues when looking for a partner, I don't think that whether you have a relationship or describe the entirety of "loneliness".I felt extremely lonely when I was in a relationship because my ex didn't like me much and I had to pretend to be someone I wasn't around him. I was completely isolated and had nobody to be "me" with. I felt lonely because I don't have friends or meaningful connections when I moved to a new city, even if I was in a relationship. I felt extremely lonely because I was separated from my family when I moved with my husband.
>>32244923I want to be his gf so bad
>>32244937is that a rhetorical question?the answer is because they are low quality men, who blame their inability to flirt and get with women on everything but themselves
>>32244937why are women here so passive aggressive
>>32244937Why are you
>>32244937Because this place attracts men who can not get interaction with women anyother way (Including me)
>>32244941thats nice honey, but you already are because we are all one being ^_^perhaps you should play oldschool runescape and see if he'll add you
>>32244942>low quality men, who blame their inability to flirt and get with women on everything but themselvesSo just like all the other men?
>>32244947no, just the majority of themyou attract what you put out there fyi
>>32244929I don’t understand it either On paper I’m a complete normie
>>32244948Oh, so fucking wise. Did you come up with it while shitting?
>>32244916I suppose
>>32244955no i learned that from my grandpa when i was 13whats got your feathers ruffled? regale me
>>32243424try chatgpt
>>32244941Maybe I should start philosophy posting :/
>>32244938simp
>>32244937As if the women here aren't? Yes, that includes you.
>>32244938bottom right is a cutie
>>32244916I get very freaked out on apps because I know they are comparing me to the last or next girl. I feel like there is less of that when you meet someone in real life and just start off as friends
>>32244859Did you even wish her a happy birthday?Or get invited to the party?
>>32244958The overall retardation in this thread
I have 4chan my email and it still keeps making me wait 60 seconds on top of the regular posting cool down and if I do one wrong move it restarts the countdown. Wtf is going on
NEW THREAD!!!>>32244977>>32244977>>32244977
How do you have "vibey" conversations with girls that elicit a good emotional response? Idk how to shift out of information exchanges and small talk to real conversations.
>>32244978many such caseswell i can say that the most pathetic and retarded moids are also the loudest. and yeah, they're weak men who are creating hard times
>>32244963I like you too bb
>>32244847She’s worth a lot more than you, because she was born before 1992.
>>32244938Wish I was App Attractive to pull these types of girls.
>>32244975I mean, are you actively comparing each guy to another on the apps? Like, yeah I could imagine some person doing that, but I doubt this is common. Comparison will happen when you have reason to be dedicated to a person. You're more likely to be compared to an ex of 5 years than the last girl he swiped right on. Nobody is that important when you first meet them. It's just basics of dating - you interact a lil bit, then you try to make yourself more memorable with dates and stuff, and if it goes well you become official. If it fizzles out early, then you both move on. Really, it's just a hindrance to compare yourself to someone that is equally in the same place as you, whereas an ex is the real person already on a pedestal that the guy is trying to replace (and you put effort to make that person you)
>>32244945You should speak for yourself. Interactions here don't improve your social skills with real females, so they don't count. There are no risks involved because neither of you can see each other and don't know your name.
>>32245041I always forget they have exes because I have no exes
>>32244937If we were doing well we wouldn't be on here.
>>32244840>answer my question exactly how I want, NOW!real big girl behavior
