ITT we ask the opposite gender anything! "The first person to mention 'a fat and balding guy' will be taken out and shot" edition. Previously on my ATOGA: >>32241647
First for I hate women.
when you read thisi love you :3
>>32244985No you don't.
Idk how to meet women as an adult since dating apps discriminate against men and irl venues are full of friend groups that dont talk to strangers
>>32244983>I hate womenThey don't hate you. They'd have to recognise that you exist to hate you.
>>32244989Question is howDont ban me because i forgot to ask the obvious question
Women will never cognitively recognize how much they regret a tattoo or a nose piercing. They'd rather destroy the world than admit they made a mistake.
>>32244989Through your existing social group. If you don't have an existing social group, build one through hobbies and interests.Work is also a viable option.
State genderWhich country has the most attractive women and why is it Turkey?
>>32244989funny how everyone except chad is scared to approach a girl in friend group
women, state agecan you relate to this?
>>32245001Say i go join a hiking groupWill that group also be full of cliques that dont talk to the randoms that show up?
>>32245003MProbably Switzerland.
>>32245005is this thinly veiled jh bait
men, how far would you go with someone with this body type? fuck? openly date? marry?women, what's your body type?how would you feel if you had this body type?
>>32245005that sounds like JH
>>32244990They may not hate me personally, but they hate men generally.
>>32245013slighty too chubby for my taste, post a fatter ass next time
19th for Repeal the 19th!
>>32245013Date and put on a diet
>>32245005No, I was raped by my stepfather but I'm not turned on by this
>>32245013Genuinely fuck off and die already with your fucking brainrot spam.
>>32245010this
>>32245006I don't think most people are opposed to talking to strangers at social events or hobbies. There might be pre-existing groups of friends but if you vibe well with someone it'd be nice to join.>>32245005F, 31. No, I've never been abused. I'm sorry for her, tho, she sounds distressed.
Cursed threadMaybe next one
>>32245003>tattoosWhere The East Meets The West has fallen.
>>32245013Maybe fuck once and feel disgusted and ghost
GJ day 1 NNN almost complete, keep it up kings.
M. its friday night and i want to go out. all my friends happen to be away. im not sure lonewolfing it is gonna go and hesitate. i was thinking going to parts of town where i havent been before and meet people. a kind of mini adventure. idk how approaching people or girls is gonna go and feel like its gonna be a waste of time. what do you think anons??
>>32245024My experience has been that ill stand around wallflowering and maybe someone approaches me but probably notApproaching groups is awkward because you are intruding unless they are all also sitting around in silence. If they are all chatting and you interject you need something very relevant to say or its awkward. You dont always have something relevant to say. So yeah a lot of the time you stand around wallflowering or leave early.
>>32245013FIm skinny I would lose weight probably
>>32245040I mean, yeah, you have to try and interact with others. You can't expect random people to come to you and become your friends without putting any effort in.
>>32245013She looks like the type of girl that smokes weed while giving head.
>>32245003Middle right and bottom right are dames
>>32245050>smokes weed while giving head.How do you do it? Might be fun
>>32245010Objectively wrong.
>>32245003FAnd men tell me to just go on apps. Fuck my life
>>32245013would have her for dessert like a white chocolate devil's food cake
>>32245058You probably don't live in Turkey, so you don't have to worry about competition.
>>32245050hot
>>32245013If i throw out junk food and pretend i ate it she will lose 15 pounds in a couple months
I had a 21yo mid af girl hit me with the>*giggles* Anon, you're funny...todayI should have been a comedian, there's literally no better feeling Any other dudes feel me?
>>32245053Girl sucks between puffs on the blunt. Is this not normal behavior for teenagers and college kids anymore?
>>32245071YeahIt is a sublime feeling
this is literally the only thing I want in the world.
>>32245074I never went to college
>>32245003MRussia, Belarus and Ukraine
I am going to go on a hike alone tomorrow if any men want to come get me
>>32245013MaleIm more turned off by the infintile nerdslop shit. I would burry my BWC deep inside of her thick ass though.
>>32245064All of our femanons either live in New York and are competing with supermodels, or live in the prairies of Canada and should have been arranged to marry a nigga named Bryce or Keenan by age 13. Either way, its over for them.
>>32245077I need him
>>32245077The best is when she doesnt say anything and puts her hands underneath your shirt.
>>32245085You’re too real… want to go out
>>32245078Okay college age then. Seriously from 16-18 and 24-26 a good description of foreplay with my girlfriend or whoever I was talking to at the time was usually rolling up, watching porn or listening to music, making out, and fooling around on the couch.
>>32245058I mean, you really want to bag a Chad like these staceys, you're gonna have to be a stacy too. I'm actually pretty confident like at least 80% of all women if they put all their effort into it could do it. Like look at photos of Twitch streamers and influencers w/o their makeup. A lot of bagging Chad is having a healthy body (the natural body shape like pear or hourglass is much much less important than you'd think), having good outfits, and knowing how to put on good hair and makeup. All those women you see in that pic, it's just those 3 things that are attracting Chad.Stuff like height, natural body shape (pear, hourglass), and race are legit minor roadblocks to get Chad's interest. I'm serious, for the most part, if you want to make it, you can get pretty far. Guys just naturally like girls, and the odds are really in your favor.
>>32245096Its already over for me too, so no.
>>32245048It's hard when doing so makes you an awkward tactless intruder 90% of the tims
>>32245104Why
>>32245077Too scrawny a man for her to like the bottom with me. I need to bulk up
>>32245085And the few euro femanons are all annoyingly elusive who only come here to shitpost.
>>32245080Where at? Post pics of it? Is the view good?Love hiking
>>32245109Fat and balding
>successfully seduced the new girl at work>immediately lost all interest in her>don't feel bad at allIs this what women feel like all the time?
>>32245115No, I feel really bad when I lose interest in someone or someone is into me.
>>32245080I'll probably go on a hike on Monday.Be sure to post some live update GPS coordinates in this thread in case anything happens to you.
they/them pussy, it beckons..
>>32245115Did she say her body count?
>>32245100Couldn't you just fuck sober?
>>32245123Do rainbow color pixie cut girls ever take BWC?
>>32245115No, you're anxious avoidant. Heal your trauma or stay alone.
>>32245128God I hope so
>>32245123I live in New Orleans and that is basically every girl here and that whole "queer" community is honestly so obnoxious and disgusting that it made me stop being a liberal.
>>32245112skill issue
>>32245103You can look pretty in a studio with lights with the right make up, but to look good in person you need to have a pretty face.
>>32245129>No, you're anxious avoidant. Heal your traumaI don't believe in any of that made up nonsense.
>>32245112Literally just Swiss-chan
Women, what is something men have ruined for you?
>>32245019NTA obviouslyI'm sorry you went through that and I hope you've been able to heal and I wish you the best of luck in your future.
>>32245126I mean it’s not like we didn’t. I was a daily smoker back then it was kind of just bed time ritual
>>32245140No, the other ones just do it in a different way.
This is a picture of Joe Biden at 31.Both genders: was he hot?
>>32245141>r/femalepessimistRancid vibes from this post.
>>32245144Made me thinkIs 1/2 ciggies a day a turn off femanons
>>32245114I’ll kiss your bald spot and take you to the gym with me
>>32245040That’s exactly my experience
>>32245141Open toed shoes. Liking dogs. Having male friends.
>>32245152>Liking dogs?
>>32245152>Open toed shoes. Liking dogs.These are exclusively online issues. No one in real life is going to think you fuck your dog or openly drool if you're wearing sandals.
>>32245141>Lolita fashionHow do I unruin this for you, women? Please
>>32245157Open toed shoes is definitely an IRL thing. Liking dogs, yeah, exclusively online but it makes me cringe to say I like my dog now.
>>32245148No, I smoke much more
>>32245157>openly drool if you're wearing sandals.I always clock in womens feet if they are presented and I cant even help it. I dont oogle at them, but my vision will realize they are there and I will get a glance. "Lolita Fashion" is wild though>HELP! I dress like pedo bait and it attracts creeps!
>>32245005MI've gone out with a few women that had been abused in some way, typically by a teacher or some random person, and they end up with kinks as a result of it. They almost always had a domination kink and couldn't get off unless they were being completely dominated.One girl was extremely into choking and I just couldn't do it as hard as she wanted, it was just too weird and uncomfortable. She also used to put a belt around her neck and pull it as tight as she could when she masturbated.
As a man, is it bad that fat women disgust me?
FUCK YEAH FRIDAY NIGHTState genderWhat are you getting up to tonight?
>>32245171mwatching the sopranos, might get a beer
>>32245146Nah he dresses better now as president when people are literally paid to dress him but he looked as smarmy and weaselly as he acted.
>>32245141They ruined my chances at finding true love and having a family
>>32245138Ok the you can stay alone.
>>32245141>twitch streamingTitty streamers aka other women ruined it, not men.
>>32245171F. I played videogames and now I am watching a dude talk about boring stuff until I fall asleep.
>>32245146>balding at 31grim
>>32245144Did you also smoke during actual sex? Or just foreplay
>>32245141>women having the gall to claim men ruined anime after women ruined anime
I gave 4chan my email and it still keeps making me wait 60 seconds on top of the regular posting cool down and if I do one wrong move it restarts the countdown. Wtf is going on
>>32245171It's past midnight here.I was just home and watched some pen and paper on Youtube, since I have a cold.
girls, i need your help. where do you set the friendship boundaries? when does a person become something (more than a friend) to you? or do you just let it be known from the very start?
>>32245184>it still keeps making me wait 60 secondsSounds like a phoneposter problem.
>>32245182Yeah but it was usually just during foreplay. It’s not too hard for a girl to do both while riding you. Her shotgunning the smoke into my mouth was pretty hot I guess.
>>32245176How?
>>32245141Leadership rolesBelieving they are the dominant gender
>>32245169Fat people should disgust everyone.
>>32245148Smoking is for people that want to die quicker and also smell bad.
>>32245169Hell no
>>32245200Leave me all the time
>>32245207that sounds more like a you problem
>>32245176women did the same for me 3 times, i'm on the verge of hating women now.don't be like me. you can find better people
>>32245148No, we can smoke together>>32245204Yeah, that's our curse, we live and we die. Do you have some other wise shit to say?
What's your opinions on genital nudity?
>>32245209It’s true I’m ugly and broke >>32245212I will always love men
>>32245080>I am going to go on a hike alone tomorrow if any men want to come get meEr, sure. But you'll have to tell us where. I'm not scouring random sections of wilderness on the offchance.
Can't wait to get lean to finally attract women
>>32245137Well in that case, everyone over 30 isn't datable cause their face aint picture perfect. Lol, who cares about that? You can still bag Chad and not be perfect. Put in as much effort as you can, and you'll see a lot more results
>>32245220where do you find the strength to keep loving men?
>>32245013Hourglass, fit.She’s not my type
>>32245217Genetials are ugly and weird
>>32245080So you're hiking out in the wilderness alone in hopes that a strange man will jump out of a bush on the side of the road, pin you to the ground, and brutally rape you up the pussy?
Would you consider being a nude model for an art class?
>>32245141>>32245141My sister was showing me this new humidifier she got for her baby's room, and I really hate where my mind went when I saw it
>>32245217Totally fine when it’s appropriate
>>32245217There needs to be days where femanon has to walk around pants-less
>what's your hobbyCan't moids on dating apps come up with some other line? I'm tempted to reply "big dicks"
>>32245231I don't get it?
NO NUT NOVEMBER GENTLEMEN HOW WE DOING SO FAR??
>>32245230M, already done it. Posted about it here a while back. I live in walking distance of two art galleries that each have monthly figure drawing events, so I figured I might as well.
>>32245235Do it and post results please
>>32245235can't you stop being lazy and trying to put effort in a conversation yourself, instead of waiting like a deadfish every time?
Women, what should I get my niece for her 10 year birthday?
>>32245217I want my ohioman and I to be free to be naked and not pressured to do sex.
>>32245235Instead, put your hobbies in your bio. If the guy is asking about it, it means he didn't read it+Subscribe for more tips
How do I deal with and remove an infestation of small flies in my apartment?
>>32245224Yeah, it's very hard to get a really attractive man to marry you if you're above 30.>Put in as much effort as you can, and you'll see a lot more resultsI mean, sure. But not every woman is very attractive, most are average.
Are there any women on this board who legitimately find black men attractive? All memes aside
>>32245247Fruit flies?
>>32245231You sick fuck
>>32245225In my heart and seeing you guys be sweet on here
>>32245250I don't and I'm black myself
>>32245230I’ve done it, can do it again
>>32245237Fapped 4 times today.
>>32245235>Can't moids on dating apps come up with some other line?Well, given that the other dialogue options are the unsolicited and disgusting sexual come ons that women always complain about, what do you expect? That just leaves safe choices like "what are your hobbies?"
>>32245230F I also do that. I have body issues and I wanted to push myself out of my comfort zone. It's a big confidence booster to see yourself as art ngl.
>>32245001My problem is all my hobbies and interests are 99% male.
>>32245250
>>32245259I don't know, I want something surprising
>>32245255nta, not black, damn wtf, y?
>>32245250Yep
>>32245244Nintendo switch or Ariana grande lipgloss
>>32245235Asking this made me discover women have no hobbies. It was always "i don't know" or that they liked looking at TikTok.
>>32245250+1 for a hard fuckin no
>>32245262That's fine. Befriend males that aren't autistic, they have gfs (with friends) and female friends.
>>32245235>>32245259I just start off with dtf on dating apps. 95% of the time, it's either a straight no, unmatch, or ignore. But 5% of the time, it works. I get so many matches that I don't care about being rejected most of the time. It's all a numbers game
>>32245235What's your favorite generation of pre-reboot Bionicle?
>>32245252Probably? I thought fruit flies were bigger, these are little guys. They showed up around my coffee machine, sink, and toilet, as well as any time I have a garbage bag I have to leave by the door before garbage day because it's too early to take it out. Those are the key spots but I'm overwhelmed by figuring out how to clean shit up in a way that genocides the flies. I enjoy killing them, but I want them to go away completely.
>>32245237Why are you posting a troon?
>>32245230I was part of a photo session that involved nudity, so yeah
>>32245171MWatched the Kim Possible movie.Was better than I expected.
>>32245250I think even the brown women on here all want white guys.I am white and I deserve a bunch of white guys.
>>32245080Can’t, got a football game to go to
>>32245263Post the actual responses saying none, degenerate
>>32245230Dude do you have a crush on the anon that already told you 500 times she’s done it
>>32245277Because some people are transgender. What's your problem with that?
>>32245180What games?
>>32245277oh sorry my bad
>>32245287I played Anno 1800.
>>322452741/20 is a solid number, kudos
>>32245285He wants her attention but he doesn't know what to say to her to maintain a conversation, so all he can do is keep trying to confirm that she still exists.
>>32245291It also means anon is a mega creep who has discouraged, harassed, and caused problems to numerous women. And is the reason women are rightfully incensed that men aren't held accountable for that kind of predatory behaviour.
>>32245264That is obnoxious I hope you know that.
>>32245171M. I just got home after going out with a friend, I'm smoking and listening to Placebo, will probably watch some horror B movies later until I fall asleep.
>>32245274Pretty accurate. I also go softer sometimes with "what are you looking for" and it's a 50/50 on if they're pretty straightup about hooking up.
>>32245171Going to a knob creek whiskey tasting.
>>32245264Such as? How about leading by example with what you do want to see, rather than just bitching about what you don't.
>>32245294>Asking a question that the girl is free to say no to, in an an environment where it is expected that people are looking for sex, without ever interacting in person counts as harassmentThe standard of what counts as harassment continues to plummet.
>>32245276If it is fruit flies, put out a small bowl filled with vinegar and some dishwashing soap.The flies are attracted to vinegar and will try to drink but because the soap breaks the surface tension they will fall in and drown.Replace the trap when it is too full and keep one out until the problem is solved
>>32245169>As a man, is it bad that fat women disgust me?Yes. t. man
>>32245294Cope. Everyone knows that you most of you whores ultimately use these apps for hookups or eventual sex. No amount of cognitive dissonance will change that. The only modern app that SOMEWHAT subverts that rule is hinge.
>>32245298>>32245274How often do you need to swipe left, cause I heard always going right will get you "kicked"
>>32245306I also need to deep clean my toilet and sink and remove all garbage bags. But yes, that sounds like something to work with.
>>32245288Hello fellow thicc lover
>>32245237I’m gooning tonight and you can’t stop me
>>32245315I'll goon you
>>32245294I mean, he IS asking. Aint like he's sending them a dicpic
>>32245254heh that's so sweet anon. keep that up please
>>32245310I honestly only swipe on women I can see myself with, I don't just swipe at random. My advice is be very selective since just swiping at random will get you dumped on the bottom of the pile.
>>32245236Figurines in jars? If you honestly don't get it, consider yourself lucky >>32245244A giant squishmallow, a multi pack of lip smackers, bath bombs, jewellery making kit, fruity scented lotions, art supplies
>>32245278Ohhhh, was it tasteful?
>>32245318>>32245254>>32245225We're just acting sweet because we want to put our pee pee in your pussy hole
>>32245310I always swipe left for fatties, and obvious attention whores. Since those are relatively common in my city, I find myself swiping left more so than right, helping me not to get shadow banned
>>32245230Im a grower, so no
>>32245230>Would you consider being a nude model for an art class?M. It's something I wish I'd done when I was younger. I'm too disabled to be able to hold a pose now.
>>32245253I know
>>32245285It's the first time I've asked this.
>>32245235What's the most foolproof plan you can come up with for killing a random person and disposing of the body?
>>32245316You and what army?
>>32245244Vibrator
>>32245230MIs it weird that I like the idea of been a girl going this, but no interest in doing it as myself?
>>32245318Only if you guys be sweet >>32245323:| I will choose to believe that men do like women for who they are at least some of the time
>>32245319>>32245324I see, thanks for the response
>>32245332The Bundeswehr
>>32245292nta but I honestly think more people should just tripfag rather than anon constantly yelling into the void.
The more one night stands I have, the less I respect women. It turns out most of them are superficial, even though they claim not to be
>>32245235What's your favorite type of offal?
>>32245332I'll have my femdom milita armed with massage guns and 12" strapons.We ride at sunset.
>>32245339Die schaffen doch noch ned mal aus ihren Kasernen
>>32245343I prefer Israeli falafel
>>32245342People who have shallow relationships are shallow. More breaking news at 11.
>>32245250>Are there any women on this board who legitimately find black men attractive?Yeah, I used to be engaged to a black guy.
>>32245339But my sexy trip to Berlin isn’t until next year..
>>32245334NTAAn art teacher once suggested I’d be a good figure model, does that count
>>32245235What's the most recent picture you've taken that doesn't have any people in it?
How do cam I convinced my gf that I really love her and that Im not with just for her body?
>>32245327>I'm too disabled to be able to hold a pose now.What's wrong? It does require some stamina though, right.
>>32245349What happened?
>>32245344I would surrender to that tbqh
>>32245346Falafel doesn't even contain meat. Do you know what offal is?
>>32245359Penis sausage
>>32245235At one point in my life I was feeling awful and for some reason I decided to go on dating apps in that state of mind. I spent some days being a dick to every girl I matched with. Somehow I got the most replies and the most interested from them. Never did it again because I'm better mentally, but it makes me think about dating apps dynamics>>32245322Yeah, it was a photo session about body positive and that kind of stuff, they had people with different type of bodies for it. I guess they needed a twink and I ended up there
>>32245352Lol
>>32245333... I'm not... just... no...
>>32245348You can't get non-shallow relationships if you're an adult.
>>32245264im none of the guys, and i gotta say, ur response to >>32245259 is pretty bad, lol.
women WANT smelly sex-crazed incels with massive cocks to chase them down and violate them!
>>32245335i try to be sweet to everyone i meet, it's silly because being sweet has led me to being hurt many times.people just use me for whatever they need at that very moment, and proceed to ditch me as soon as they are doing okay. it's frustrating.
>>32245342A shallow man seek out shallow women and have issues about it. What a beta bitch
>>32245342Valid. It goes both ways. The more guys I sleep with the more I see how similar most of them are and how I'm just over it.
>>32245367Disagree. Never had any issues with it.
>>32245314That's not thicc. This is thicc with 2 c's.But we can go even further beyond thicc. It's risky though.
>>32245370Feminists HATE him!
>>32245180Is it lecturing about music in the romantic era?
>>32245374Maybe we should stop sleeping with randos, anon
>>32245344Please send them over here.It is my dream to be pegging raped.
>>32245250the cuckolds make it hard for women to authentically express that
>>32245355>What's wrong?Arthritis and spinal damage mostly.
>>32245371I’ve got the same issue Sorry people do that to you
>>32245362Not exclusively, and that's not what falafel is anyway.
>having a moid coom on my faceI literally can't imagine anything more degrading in sex. Like, he just treats you like a tissue and expects you like it. Looking at someone's face is how you recognize them and him looking at the face of woman he's supposed to love when it's smeared with his coom makes him consider you a glorified sex toy and nothing more. He may even kiss you afterwards because he wants the same thing tomorrow but deep down you're still a doormat for him. I'm not surprised moids fucking love this shit but women liking this are either self hating, pornsick or brainwashed
>>32245281>I am white and I deserve a bunch of white guys.No lie detected
>>32245382You're not wrong, but it feels like it's too late now I have to sleep with randos or I'll never sleep with anyone because people are annoying.
>>32245380>>32245370Femcels even getting fucked in their sleepFuck Ranch, it rocks Femcels love big hard throbbing Moid cocks
>>32245358*mocking bird whistle*
>>32245003>Which country has the most attractive women and why is it Turkey?FThere are a lot of beautiful Italian women. I tend to like warmer features more than light ones like Scandinavians. But then, Australian women. Italy and Australia.>>32245005F 28Not really, but this is common for people sexually abused in childhood. It's why gay men are more likely to have been molested by a man when they were children.>>32245141>Women, what is something men have ruined for you?Women's sports>>32245217>What's your opinions on genital nudity?Kind of weird if the rest of you is covered>>32245250>Are there any women on this board who legitimately find black men attractive?I'm mixed and could probably count on one hand the amount of black men I've found attractive.>>32245279Except how she effectively uses Ron as a rebound after the synthodrone wouldn't rearrange her guts. Bitch.
>>32245364Neat.
>>32245255Is it their physical build or their personalities?
>>32245393Femcels deserve captured and tied men with stiff cocks they can play with or torture as they see fit.
>>32245357>What happened?A hit and run driver. He was probably killed instantly, they said.
>>32245396I've self-therapized my trauma over my sex abuse I received in childhood by going to a gay sex bathhouse and letting old men suck and jack me off just like the old school psychologist when I was a kid who aggressively fondled my genitals and violated my butt.
>>32245401Lol
>>32245386Sorry to hear that, really. Accident?
>>32245398Personalities. I might be biased though, I lived in a really shitty hood
I say fuck society. We should start a Fuck Society commune where all we do is have sex until we die of hunger.
>>32245401Fuck. I'm sorry for your loss. My condolences.
>>3224540018 naked femcels in the showers at Fuck Ranch
>>32245390Have sex
>>32245390>I'm not surprised moids fucking love this shitI wonder how common it really is. It's probably quite a large chunk, given the demand for it in porn, but over 50%? More?I'm a man and I've always thought facials are gross, both in concept and to see them in porn.
>>32245401I'm so sorry for your loss, anon.
>>32245406That's fair. I'm attracted to normal black girls, but I detest hood rats, and I think they'd be better off dead. I'm also black
>>32245407>F SocietyI've seen Mister Robot too, that was a good show
>>32245396>Except how she effectively uses Ron as a rebound after the synthodrone wouldn't rearrange her guts. Bitch.Well, at least she realized what was best eventually.
I hate women so much anons.
creepy nigga hours huh
>>32245407I want to be sole ruling queen.
>Ask The Opposite Gender AnythingI would actually love a thread like this, but we all know women don't even know sites like 4chan exist.All the """women""" in this thread are just men roleplaying as women to troll gullible men.
>>32245396Where do I find a Shego GF?
>>32245416People always recommend it but the name is too cringe. The book does not pass the cover test for me, dawg
>>32245423i have seen them naked
>>32245410>>32245019I wish I had been introduced to sex at a young age. By either a man or a woman. It would have prevented the pain and trauma of having been a virgin for so long, and instead given me hope and joy that an adult in my life loved me and cared about me enough to give me the gift of sex.
>>32245423This is basically "talk to feds" the thread
Why are women such libtards? I dont just mean that they lean left or are liberal, I mean they go 100% full in on whatever the culture war slop of the month is without a second thought and will go into a frenzy and cut off contact with their own family is they so much as dont agree with them fully?
>>32245429yeah, pretty much.
>>32245406Been there. The motherfuckers ordered a pizza delivery to my house and robbed the poor girl in my driveway. Was literally passed out after a fishing trip and my roommates dog starts going apeshit and then there are lights and sirens everywhere and my brother is rushing to hide his bong. Could never get through the McDonalds drive thru without some teenager rolling up and tapping on my window trying to sell me some stepped on coke. Fuck I hated living in the hood.
>>32245432because liberals are the only side that has a somewhat nominal path to treating women like humans and not like property
I was raised in a fundie Christian household. Thank God I was able to escape though. I'm still Christian, but I'm convinced my parents are retards
>>32245405>Sorry to hear that, really. Accident?There weren't any witnesses, so we can't be sure, but no one had any grudges against him that we know about. He was going to be a barrister (no, not a barista, a trial lawyer). He was qualified, but hadn't tried any cases yet. Could have been a race thing, maybe. But probably just a drunk idiot.
>>32245407I don't think I'd last very long I haven't got much in the way of fat reserves. I'd be sweating/shivering/puking by day 2
>>32245436This is exactly what anon is talking about
>>32245409Stuffing soap bars into his asshole, covering incels in ranch at fuck ranch.
>>32245436>liberals>not leftists
>>32245423correct
>>32245410>How old were you? 13 when it started, 16 when it ended because they divorced>Did your mother find out?No, and she probably wouldn't give a fuck if she did
>>32245434I don't support eugenics, but I think hood rats should be systematically euthanized
>>32245442>>32245445yeah im not interested in listening to bad faith chuds try to baw for female validation about how its actually based to lock your wife in a house for 18 hours a day
>>32245432Nice try, enjoy your cult of coping
>>32245452The only one acting in bad faith here is you.
>>32245438You're right
>>32245387thank u anon *hugs* i'm sorry you go through that too.maybe being uncaring was better all along, huh...
Why was I never sexually satisfied or sexually pleasured as a baby or as a child, even in early adolescence? I feel like because of this I missed out on a formative experience of being affectionately fucked in my youth.
>>32245408>Fuck. I'm sorry for your loss. My condolencesThanks, anon. >>32245405>Sorry to hear that, really.Oh, and thanks to you too. :)>>32245414>I'm so sorry for your loss, anon.Everyone's being nice! Thank you as well.
>>32245436>If you dont agree with me then you think Im a subhuman and want to make me a slaveThis is what I mean. This is insane schizo shit.
>>32245452>bad faith chuds>anyone who disagrees with me wants women to be slaves Youre an insane person lol
>>32245423>we all know women don't even know sites like 4chan exist.I've met and bedded two women that I met on /adv. They were definitely female.
>>32245461>points fingers at gays saying they're all pedophiles>"b-but, n-no! dont paint me in broad strokes despite me doing that to whatever group my favourite media star says to hate!"boring
>>32245461NtaBeing conservative doesn't necessarily mean you think women are subhuman. It just means you're cool with someone who does think they're subhuman being in charge and making the rules. That's a threat to me so of course I don't like you.
If you were to meet pic related, what would you do or say?
>>32245465Women at anime conventions literally repeat 4chan memes verbatim
>>32245457No I'd rather be ignored and alone for the rest of my life and still feel love than get attention and not appreciate it
>>32245401>He was probably killed instantly, they said.Wow... so he must have been going pretty fast?
>>32245467>>32245466Insane nonsense
>>32245458You weren't as tall and/or masculine as your male classmates.Remember Josh? Yeah, he fucked your highschool crush and you didn't even tho he already had a girlfriend.
>>32245468FI'd ask to be excused so I could go change my pants, which would be full of diarrhea and shit and piss
>>32245459Are you in a wheelchair now then or?
>>32245474enjoy your tradwife larping gf who will inevitably cheat on you once you've tied the knot
Why do all millennial aged guys named Josh have ears that stick out what is that
>>32245440someone got their larps mixed up
>>32245478I've never had sex with a woman in a wheelchair, but it's on my checklist, along with sex with a midget, sex with a blind woman, and sex with a pair of conjoined twins
>>32245450Some of them were fun. There was this schizo Dominican dude that kept his house decked out in wacky Jesus shit like it was Christmas year round and was always trying to show me proof of werewolves and nephilim from some similarly schizo YouTube hoax channels. We’d grill out with him sometimes and thought we were the absolute shit for letting him take our diver ducks and fish livers we were going to throw away anyway. We took his teenage kid down to the keys to dive for lobster and his wife was so grateful she knit us a bunch of Jesus sweaters (in Florida). The Indian guy that owned the gas station was pretty based too. Watched him chase a crackhead out of his shop with a mop one time.
>>32245483For white gentiles named Josh, their name is the human version of Dumbo. Semitics named Yoshua are a little less so.
>>32245230Idk do they want a particular body type? Do I shave my pubic hair?
>>32245483they hear their name so often (because it's so common) their ears get muscular and expand
>>32245466>>32245467>anyone that disagrees with me is nazi mass murderer who wants all women to be slaves and wants to kill everyone ever I really need to grasp this, youre an insane and paranoid freak who spends way too much time in internet echo chambers and you need help.
>>32245471that's right, and i agree with you. that's why we keep getting hurt. it's just that it's frustrating to see "uncaring" people do way better. my family raised me well, polite, caring, but being like that doesn't make you entitled to anything. it doesn't mean you'll do better in life.it's just that i'm doing bad right now and i keep thinking about these things. i'm sorry.
>Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many.Is it? Most important people died in their 20s or 30s. If you make it to old age, it means you didn't really enjoy life the way others did who died young. You'll still be ugly and wrinkly and in worse case scenarios, get dementia or end up stuck in a hospital bed.
>>32245434Yeah, similar shit here. Also one of my neighbors broke into another neighbor's messenger once (both were dealing drugs) and sent other dealers the "cops found out about us, get rid of the stuff" message even though nothing like this happened to provoke their boss to beat that guy to death for causing a big fucking waste of meth. When they realized it was somebody else the retards started infighting and setting fire to each other garages
>>32245490I can't speak for the guys but I assume they're ok with a variety. You should have the option to keep panties on.
>>32245487This makes perfect and complete sense to me>>32245491Oh no we did this to them? I feel like they should be compensated.>>32245492Is this irony?
>>32245472>Wow... so he must have been going pretty fast?My fiancé was on foot. But yeah, the driver must have been going about 60mph, they said. It was at a bend, so whoever it was probably lost control going round the curve too fast and went up onto the pavement (sidewalk). Didn't see him in time to stop.
>>32245364very cute bug
>>32245493It's okay I get the same way. I also don't really know what to do. it's not like I can change that part of myself
The most fun thing I can think of doing is having every /atoga/ femanon who's played less than 1 or 2 sessions of Dungeons and Dragons (ie. newcomers who are interested) to day-long game of D&D hosted by me, in my basement, with medieval decorations music costumes and snacks. The doors will be locked, the phones will be hidden away, and they will be trapped in my magical realm(of unprepared improv and craziness). Your very goal is to band together and overpower your Dungeon Master and his malevolent machinations.
>>32245478>Are you in a wheelchair now then or?I wasn't there. He was walking back from a work drinks thing. It was after midnight. I didn't even know till the next morning when his mum rang me. (The police had showed up at her door 20 minutes earlier).
>>32245447>imagereminds me of my middle school crush except all grown up. wears that same expression that made me a crazy horny 13-14 year old boy
>>32245512it's okay, maybe something good will happen one day.see you someday somewhere, space cowboy! i wish you a nice life.
>>32245497Kek. So the neighborhood gang that kept everything super shitty? Was no shit four doors down from the police station. No shit the entrance to the subdivision had a bunch of businesses where dudes did like granite and auto work and shit like that and across the street was the trap house. Right on the corner was city hall, the police station, and courthouse. So like every 90 days or some shit these dudes would hold a big ass party and block off the whole street, refuse to move so I could get home, trash the parking lots and graffiti the businesses, and then at like 2am the cops would finally get off their asses and break it up, or we’d hear gunshots. These fuckers were dealing from their driveway within sight of the police station and would literally just walk their asses home after getting bailed out.
>>32245527Goodbye sweet boy
Women what do you think of guys that are really into pokemon?
>>32245500I’ll have to ask this one art education major in my section in band tomorrow if she’s taken the figure drawing class yet. I don’t think so though because I don’t see it being offered this semester or next semester.
Responding to evil with evil is okay and should be encouraged.
>>32245536The recent Typhlosion business has revealed that plenty of women are pokefuckers as well.
>>32245230No.It's degenerate and should be banned.
>>32245490Nta. No. A "weird" body is arguably a good thing and so is an average one.And the shaving thing is entirely up to you. I'd leave it though, you might get cold.
>>32245541maybe if you're a bitch
Omg her boobs in the substance were prosthetics. Oh thank god I almost killed myself
>>32245548Any type of hair that isn't head hair and eyebrows is disgusting regardless of gender and should be shaved.I'm a man btw.
Men state ageHow often do you shave? What do you shave?
>>32245558Shaving is for females and gay
>>32245557Nah that’s too much work
>>32245557Can't relate. Haven't touched a razor in a decade.
>>32245536Why isnt it wearing pants?
>>32245559disagree.>>32245560>>32245563that's sad
>>32245557Counterpoint: Female body hair arouses me.
Why do women have such big pubic areas? I cant stop staring
>>32245570>sadMy legs that can actually sense when the wind direction changes beg to differ
>>32245558Shave my face daily. Just trim my goatee. Keep my pubes trimmed down below a quarter inch and try to keep my balls smooth with weekly shaves.
>>32245573To better see your penis with, my dear
>>32245558Male, 25Maintenance shave every two days to keep the mustache and neckbeard area clear. Trim the rest of my face weekly.
>>32245558M28Beard every 1-2 daysArmpit and penis once every 1-2 weeks
>>32245573What do you mean?
>>3224555835 just my face daily
>>32245576Of all the benefits you could have listed, I don't think that is one.Hairy legs would actually be more sensitive to air currents because the air would move the hair, which would be more easily felt than air simply passing over bare skin.
>>32245573The area covered in hair is the same size as mens?
>>3224555830I trim my face 3-4 times a month.Every 2-3 months I trim my pubes down to almost nothing.
>>32245558M31Probably once or twice a week.I also don't fully shave body hair, I tend to just keep it trimmed. I've also found shaved balls don't tend to sweat or smell as much as when they're hair, same with ass hair, so I keep those two areas either fully shaved or just very short.
>>32245077>>32245087I'm scared I'm gonna finally get to this point and she's gonna discover I'm still ticklish
Men with shaved balls, do your genitals get cold?
>>32245585Big crotch triangle
>>3224555829Never and nothing. Why bother? I never leave the house, no one ever sees me.
>>32245588I was listing a benefit of having hairy legs? Where did you switch sides? What part of "haven't touched a razor in 10 years" made you think I had smooth legs???
>>32245596Based and cavemanpilled
Ladies are there any sex acts you see in porn that turn you on but don’t ever want to try yourself?
>>32245263>>32245284I'm curious what the replies are >>30941869
Men can I knit a sweater for your balls
>>32245576>>32245588There are no benefits for body hair, evolution should have thrown it into the trash millions of years ago.
>>32245597You're right, I somehow got turned around in the reply chain. Disregard my post.I'm not any of the prior anons, by the way.
lame ass niggas in the chat rni'll come back when more litty niggas join in
>>32245548Hmm interesting
>>32245602Creepy
>>32245594No, I live in a tropical country so it's really hot most of the time
>>32245603It keeps you cleaner. Enjoy your stds.
>>32245605How will you know if they have joined?
>>32245605fr my nig these lil jits aint got nothin but yappin about hoes n ugly ass fed shit
>>32245602The whole reason we have balls is to keep them cooler, a sweater is counterproductive.
>>32245447She looks miserable. How can she be provided literally everything she would ever need and still look like a sad bitch? Women are insane
>>32245594No, I typically wear boxer briefs and they keep a good temp. I also have winter and summer underpants that use different materials. Cold balls in summer is very comfy.
>>32245605Can I be your girlfriend
>>32245594Nah. Ball hair has no insulation value from what I can tell. I’ve had a ball hair get caught in my underwear fiber after sitting for a long time though. Stood up real fast and it was very unpleasant.
>>32245595Do we? I assumed the general area was pretty much the same. Just in a slightly different spot.
>>32245605Come back in an hour when my drugs kick in.
>>32245610>stdsI don't have sex with strangers.
>>32245594No, there's a lot of body heat down there.
>>32245596
>>32245602Sure. Lefty hangs a bit lower than the right when it’s warm so keep that in mind
>>32245588https://youtu.be/BS5HCi-zsYE?si=UTzvEXBVlrH7_xr3
Why do men either dress like hobos or like homos?
>>32245600No, it's more the opposite. Lots of things I love doing, but they look so ugly in porn
Women, which boob is slightly different?
foidswhy the FUCK aren't you lifting weights?
>>32245638Because I’m gay and homeless. How do (YOU) want us to dress?
>>32245558M34every 3 or 4 days, I can't grow a proper beard for the life of me.
>>32245642girls with muscular shoulders freak me out
>>32245642That is personally too bulky for me.
>>32245638I dress like I'm autistic because I am.
>>32245641My left one is very slightly bigger and has a blue vein
>>32245655Hot
It feels great to mastubate after shaving my entire body - feeling my legs rubbing against eachother while not feeling pubic hair touching my hand as I stroke my dick.
>>32245642Muscular body but with big tits is peak feminine physique, sorry.
>>32245641Mine are the same except one nipple is a bit higher than the other
>>32245641The left one is noticeably bigger and hangs lower. I think it's because it's closer to the heart.
>>32245642I love athletic women but I don't find her attractive
>>32245641Left is a a bit bigger and the areola is also slightly bigger.
>>32245642I just want a woman with burly arms to hug me until my spine breaks, is that so much to ask?
>>32245668Is that Giulia?
Men have you ever dated a girl for her looks and lied that you liked her personality
>>32245674Yes.
>>32245676Yes
>>32245676Yes. She had large boobs and sussed me out instantly.
>>32245680Big boobs contain a "shallow man" radar in them
>>32245677She is sexy as fuk
>>32245626Might not save you
I just don't find muscular backs or shoulders sexy. the rest of a girl can be muscular though and look good I think
>>32245676No, only the opposite
>>32245620what drugs?
>>32245687neither will disgusting body hair.
>>32245690Just edibles.
You fags are lame. I’m gonna watch Rick and Morty.
>>32245676>Men have you ever datedNo
>>3224555836Beard once or twice a week, depending on what I do.Balls and armpits every 7 to 10 days, torso every other week.
>>32245686Yeah I'm not even into asian women but she's amazing
>>32245641Lefty is bigger>>32245692It could. Let's say your spouse cheats on you and gets something. You continue to have unprotected sex with them for 2 months before finding out. Your chances of not catching it are better with pubes.
>>32245680Sorry about that. Having big boobs means you're instantly distrustful of men unless they prove themselves worthy.
>>32245679What did she look like>>32245689How ugly was she?
Both women AND men should be skinny, tall, heads full of hair and no body hair.
>>32245700The Italian genetics do a lot of heavy lifting for her face
>>32245704>What did she look likeBlonde, big tits
is there anything on prime video that isn't garbage
>mfw the left boob is always bigger
>>32245642I don't eat enough for gains. I'd wither.
>>32245705>no body hairBooo. I want him 2 steps removed from Sasquatch how else am I supposed to know that he has healthy testosterone levels?
Why do men have such perverted ideas?
>>32245676Kinda. At first I thought I liked her personality but I eventually found out I thought she was an awful person and I was just stunned by her looks. Kept dating for a while but eventually got tired
>>32245714You would too, if you weren't so boring.
>>32245704>How ugly was she?Quite. But I thought she was really funny and cute, had all the same interests as me. We lasted a week.
>>32245708Probably.
>>32245717One could say you were bam-boob-zled
>>32245558Balls and dick every two days so they're pretty smooth. Face every other two days cause I don't look good with facial hair. Im lucky I don't have much to shave
>>32245706lol Italian genetics? Fuck that makes so much sense I don't why I didn't thought about it before
>>32245713>how else am I supposed to know that he has healthy testosterone levels?he could also be roiding to be like that, which isn't healthy at all
>>32245594No, not at all. Pubic hair is prob more for sexual display and smell rather than to keep it warm or sweat cool down (at least ever since humans started wearing pants)
>>32245714I think my ideas were way more perverted than the average man. I don't have them anymore because of low libido, though.
>>32245729She is half Nip half Italian. Kino combo
>>32245713I am extremely hairy and yet I probably have low T (since I have a low libido). Hair can be deceiving.
>>32245638Lot of men focus on practicality. Attire is best to show off social status. Unless you're raise in the higher middle to upper class, you prob weren't "trained" and bought super nice clothes by your parents. I only dress up nice now because I'm an adult, and it took lots of effort to learn, and shop
>>32245722What'd she look like
>>32245745Those half nip half something tend to get amazing results. Met a girl who was half nip in my country (in which asian people besides chinese are really rare) and she was mixed with people from here, she was really pretty.
>>32245717rose coloured glasses are common reasons to persist this long for such a girl
>>32245751Her face matched her body. Oddly triangular. She was VERY obese. From her shoulders up she looked pretty. Despite all the weight she was flat-chested....
>>32245676I did once because she was an art hoe and that look made me rock hard, but I knew it wasn't a relationship that would last.
Women, would you date a skinny twink with no body hair?
>>32245676>Men have you ever> lied that you liked her personalityNo, I wouldn't date a woman I dislike.>dated a girl for her looksNo, looks alone aren't enough reason to ask a woman out.>dated a girlNo, I post on 4chan
>>32245731Roiding makes you hairy? I thought it just made you pink and gave you tits
>>32245768Is he 6'2" or taller? Has to be bigger/manlier than me somehow.
>>32245760Yeah, a lot. Doesn't help that I met her in probably the best moment of my life so far, so I used to think she was part of the reason for it, but looking back, I think she was more of a problem. Funny because I still talk with her mom and brother sometimes because really nice people but I can't stand her anymore.
>>32245771>injecting literal testosterone into your bloodstream makes you hairy?Idk, does it?
>>32245774He can be a bigger jerk than you. Wait, never mind...
State genderWho are you picking?
>>32245774>Is he 6'2" or taller?No. 5'8" - 5'10".He has a masculine personality, tho.
>>32245779Hair getting thicker and darker isn't the same as straight up growing new hair that didn't exist before is that what you mean?
>>32245676No, but I once looked past way too many issues even though we only met online. She wasn't ugly or objectively exceptionally pretty, just average looking, which was fine with me, since I was still very attracted to her.The negatives far outweighted the positives in the end though and it was stupid of me to hang onto a dream. It taught me to be very cautious of mentally ill people in that regard, especially with narcissistic and delusional traits.
>>32245784AxelBlazeAdamAlway go for speed and reach in fighting games.
>>32245785Can he bench press me?
>>32245784N, Blaze, I like fast characters I guess
>>32245793how much do you weight?
>>32245799Bout 120. Little less.
>>32245789In what ways was she delusional
>>32245800Not benchpress, but he can carry you around easily.
>>32245784MAdam - also I'm hearing the music in my head, fuckhttps://youtu.be/cjbD3CqAX0k?si=dbjoQZsNKe-5j2SV
>>32245801She made up lies to justify her own faults or errors. Like not being properly prepared for things, thinking everybody must hate her, expecting things will go wrong. It was an entire mindset that crippled her and then her own actions ended up fucking things up.It was a classic self-fulfilling prophecy and she lacked the nuance to understand it.
>>32245775kek
30+ years later. How is your body holding up now with all the drugs and alcohol and late nights, women?
>>32245800you're like 6 foot 120 lbs? Is your health okay?
>>32245817Huh? I'm not even 5'7"But yeah I am underweight
>>32245822NTA but why do you expect a man to be 6'2" if you're not particularly tall yourself?
>>32245809What was the worst lie or the breaking point for you
Suggest me some music.
>>32245828https://youtu.be/hjMr_9D14BU
>>32245828https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PUNS-yjc8k
I dated a guy once because he reminded me of a youtuber I liked
>>32245824I don't. Tall OR broad. Give me that sexual dimorphism I want to feel small or at least weak in comparison.
>>32245828https://youtu.be/E22dmoQqSX4?si=OhzdVTcxoHmsc7v4
Metaphysical solipsism is literally the truth. I am God. Every comment I am replying to on here is my subconscious and unconscious mind.
>>32245838Can I be your girlfriend
>>32245828https://youtu.be/Piq-_MOcnRc?si=G8EUZkXA9psLJt4R
>>32245828https://youtu.be/zNsRBQpDvPg?si=g6R95HZzbi1j0kDJ
If you want to marry me why don't you fucking do it just do it you pussy. Bitch
>>32245838Why are you asking yourself questions if you're God?
M here.I've asked about this before but:Girls, is it actually THAT weird that I wouldn't to have sex with someone I'm not physical attracted to? I thought it was the standard, normal thing, but when I talked about it both online and with IRL male friends they gave me shit for turning down a girl I found to be unattractive.
>>32244977Mother has/had some $6k designer bagWife is kind of salty because I gave it to my sister.What's her fkn problem lol
>>32245858There was no winning thereWhichever you gave it to the other would be mad. You made the right call.
>>32245851they just have lower standards, would probably fuck and fat ugly girl that would let them
>>32245849Because I keep forgetting that I'm God.
>>32245851Your friends just want you to do something stupid and fuck an ugly girl so they can make fun of you for it
>>32245858shouldve thrown it away/ donated it. its a fukken bag who gives a fuck. doesnt do anything a fukken army surplus canteen cover cant do
>>32245863>You made the right callThat's how I feel. I don't even know why she thought she could have had a claim over it over my sister. It was weird
>>32245858FYour wife is mad your mothers daughter received her mothers bag . Is she retarded
>>32245870Can I please be your girlfriend
Men I just ate cold pasta with unmelted cheese and butter on it because I can't melt it and now my stomach hurts
>>32245882Sure.
>>32245826Purposefully hurting me by lying and claiming I never took her seriously, when I was the only person who always did, even after she had no more family and friends.I ended up being just the last victim of her broken mind and realized this is just who she has become. A very hurt person that choses to hurt others and then justifies it to herself, thinking they deserved it.I wish I had understood this earlier, but as I said, I ignored all the red flags.
>>32245889YAAAAY! :D I'M DATING GOD Now thats what I call marrying up
>>32245888>I can't melt it Do you live in a tent or something?
>>32245863No there was definitely winning here if his wife was normal >>32245878Why did you have access to it anyway? Your mom gave it to you to decide who to give it to?
>>32245888>I just ate cold pasta with unmelted cheese and butter on it I don't think this is humanly possible.Explain yourselves, women.
>>32245880Ikr lol. She was annoyed that when we found it i immediately I took a pic of it with its receipt/certification and texted it to my sister if she wanted it and to laugh about it. If she said no obv my wife could have had it.My parents were semi hoarders and very wasteful with money despite not having much and always fighting over it their whole marriage. I more so sent it to my sister to shake our heads at their poor decisions
>>32245897I;m just so stupid
Men, what's the best Star Trek movie?
>>32245828https://youtu.be/hJQjWKq7vrc:3
I love JH
>>32245905Can't be dumber than me I started a fucking brush fire today
>>32245901I needed your help and you weren't there>>32245912Why did you do that
>>32245828https://youtu.be/iW1UUekcb8s?si=QS_AZxbZaqgukwsy
>>32245909The one where I changed the channel
>>32245913It wasn't on purpose
>>32245905Are you OK? How old are you?
>>32245909Galaxy QuestOkay, fine, it's The Voyage Home, but only as the conclusion of the trilogy (The Wrath of Khan, The Search for Spock, and The Voyage Home).
>>32245902Your wife is very weird for that Why do women like this find husbands and I don't. What happened to manners and being polite
>>32245909Star Trek fucking sucks
>>32245828https://youtu.be/W3YfiVGSbus?si=R5QggcHHkIOBAcZo
>>32245833which tuber?
>>32245909First Contact
>>32245917But still why >>32245918NoI'm old
>>32245926CORRECTION: First Contact (The Plinkett Review)
>>32245919>Galaxy QuestI like you. :)
>>32245909Hard to say, most of TOS movies are great and so are the TNG era movies. First Contact is cool to me mostly because of the Borg.
>>32245888It's cold because it was in the fridge right? Not because you left it out?
>>32245828https://youtu.be/SkkIwO_X4i4?si=Kq0bHSWXwtsqEW0H
I need advice.How do i stop fapping to NTR?
>>32245898Clearing out the house.The rooms were full of cheap junk, they were hoarders. My parents were very bad with money and made very poor decisions whilst constantly fighting over itThere was also a pair of $1400 shoes and another bag that was purchased fof $4k. Mind you, my mother just worked at some factory until she was made redundant and my dad drove a bus. So it's not like they were office professionals or anything. Once dad got the retirement money they blew it within 2 years over crap like this These designer items were never used btw
>>32245894How's the sex?
>>32245927You mean how?Fucked up and didn't wait long enough after ashing my bowl to go inside and it was and it's dry as fuck out here and super windy.Short answer: I'm a dumbass. Been smoking for over a decade and have never done something like this but I'm still a fucking dumbass.
>>32245930I like you too.Have some soulless AI slop.
>>32245909Star Trek V: The Final Frontier
>>322459351: Why stop?2: Try engaging with it more critically, that's what got me off of it
>>32245927Wait, how did you cook the pasta originally if you can't heat food?
>>32245888>>32245932You have botulism now anon. Sorry.
>>32245932The pasta was out so I put it in a bowl and then put shredded cheese from the fridge and hard butter from the fridge on it >>32245940That is scary don'tdo that Did you put it out
>>32245888You wound my Italian ego with that affirmation.As penitence I will cook for you a delicious plate of real Italian pasta.
>>32245945Someone else cooked it I didn't even know we had it >>32245949Good bye everyone
>>32245944>Try engaging with it more criticallyWdym?
>>32245943You are now my nemesis.
>>32245950I tried. Needed the fire department. I kept it away from the propane tank but everything else was fucked. It was just the side yard, a bunch of leaves. I lost a chair, a hat, and like $80 worth of weed lol.
>>32245953>Someone else cooked itYou don't know who or when?
>>32245953Do you know how old it was?
>>32245956Reason through what you like about it, what you don't like about it. I stopped fapping to NTR basically just because I want more than most stories offer.
cat
>>32245943Anon, please ignore this one.
>>32245966Very nice anon, give her a kiss for me
>>32245972His name is Luke
>>32245909https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_one_with_the_whales
>>32245952Tjank you Luigi>>32245958Dang dude did you get in trouble>>32245960No >>32245961It was new some of the pasta was still lukewarm and I thought i ciuld melt the stuff with my mind but it didn't work
>>32245950How long was it left out?
I’ve had to rewatch like every cartoon movie ever made in the last few months and The Prince of Egypt completely shits on anything Disney has ever done.Girls which one?
>tfw things are going well with femanon>my nerves get the best with me; she stops liking me right away
>>32245973Cool hand or space boy?
>>32245981Friend of John, Mark and Matthew.
>>32245973Skywalker?
>>32245981space boy. his sister is leia
>>32245980You went into a schizo rant, didn't you?
>>32245977>did you get in trouble Lmao I asked the EMT "am I in trouble" Apparently no because it was an accident. I feel like I'm going to get a bill though.
>>32245977How much butter did you put in it? What type of pasta?
>>32245985hes on my arm
>>32245978I don't know like 12 minutes>>32245992What did you learn today>>32245994Like one tab of butter, a slice i guess Cavatelli
>>32245988No I asked her to please not start hating me, please don't ditch me, etc.
>>32245828https://youtu.be/X-zSbf2L8oU?si=I7thJ1ZCWfcDYxxs
>>32245987CUTEI was going to name mine Merry and Pippin but one of them surprised us by turning out to be a girl and they ended up named after breakfast cereals somehow?
>>32245999Load is so underrated.
>>32245997are you retarded?
>>32245997Desperate. This is bad for making vaginas soggy.
>>32245996Wind is bad and I was right to smoke in my mother's garage. I can't work in these conditions.
>>32245996So, warm plain cavatelli noodles with fridge shredded cheese and a slice of butter? That's all you ate, and now you got a stomach ache from that?
>>32246011Femanon just wanted (You)s. Nobody gets a tummy ache from that.
>>32246005>>32246008I was jkI think I did come on too strong maybe.
I hate women.
>>32246004Reload's not bad either. https://youtu.be/3_g1cgZ60VM?si=luOLxYHRVp4sDfri
>>32246016>i was merely pretending to be retardedsure thing anon
>>32245237SurvivingI take extra strength melatonin so I'm not awake to be tempted
>>32246009Come on man>>32246011And I had a bananana before that
>>32246019Can I please be your girlfriend
>>32245965I just like the corruption aspect.
>>32246015You don't know my life. I can get a tummy ache if I just smell something weird
>>32246025
>>32246030Natural selection.
>>32246029A man of taste. Is it really NTR you're fapping to then, or corruption?
>>32245828https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZn2wK3tErI
Should I call off work tomorrow? I have 23 hours of paid sick time that they aren’t allowed to punish me for using, however I do genuinely like my boss as a person, he and I are homies, I don’t wanna fuck over him or the team at large, as corny as it sounds. Plus I did just use 8 hours sick PTO on Tuesday. But I also really don’t feel like going in, if I don’t call off I probably won’t have a chance to go vote unless I wake up hella early tomorrow, and I do lowkey kinda feel like shit, like my throat hurts a bit and I’ve got a slight on-and-off cough and my nose keeps running, but I don’t feel ill enough to where I couldn’t do my job, so idk what to do. I mean I rarely get sick, so it’s not like I need to have my sick time banked for the off-chance I get super Ebola aids and physically can’t work, and even if it did come to that I have like 35+ hours of vacation time I can also use to cover it. But I don’t want to be that lazy unreliable piece of shit calling off left and right just because I technically can.
>>32246025Nope that's the lesson. Fire safety.
>>32246025So, maybe the noodles were specialty ones with a different type of grain used, and maybe your digestive system isn't used to it, and it's making a lot of gas inside to make you bloated. High fat in butter might do something too. Maybe the cheese had mold on it and you didn't notice.You'll probably be fine. Long as the noodles weren't out for hours, you're prob ok. Maybe take a Tums or Pepto Bismol or something. Or just wait it out
>>32246034Both? I don't like one without the other, but I only care about the girl pov.
>>32246041>Should I call off work tomorrow?Yes. Just go ahead, enjoy yourself a bit. Not like other people don't.
>>32246048You ever thought about what it is about the corruption aspect that can only feel safe to be expressed through NTR?
>>32246025Are you a celiac?
>>32245828I wonder if John Frusciante femanon still lurkshttps://youtu.be/qml8OHFc9Js
>>32245977Who do you live with?
>>32246028No.
>>32246048The girl POV? Not even the guy's?... I feel like that's barely even NTR anymore..
>>32246059Can I PLEASE be your girlfriend
>>32246062you have to be a girl to be a girlfriend
>>32246062Be mine instead
>>32245828https://youtu.be/0fcRa5Z6LmU?si=2ZtxUPPa9MVbaeyp
>>32246068The issue resolved itself>>32246069YAYY
>>32246073This is the second boyfriend just today. When does it end?
>>32246056https://youtu.be/zGSxvH5i6XQ?si=o_cMY7mQskh3putF
>>32246073Alright now tell me about your favorite color
>>32246078The more the merrier
>>32246080Orange and yours?
Anons is it normal to find your moms voice to be utterly eargrating? For some reason my moms voice makes me irrationally angry, as if it evokes this primal rage out of me, I don't know why. I try to treat her nicely but sometimes it's hard not to fucking get angry back at her.
>>32246062Fuck off
>>32246087>I don't know why.Mommy issues.
>>32246083GreenWhy is orange your favorite?
>>32246087you have what is colloquial referred to as MOMMY ISSUES.
>>32246087I have this problem with my step grandmother
>>32246083Are you overweight?
>>32246092NiceBecause it feels happy. Why is yours green?
>>32246091>>32246093What is the psychology behind this? And what is it?
cant believe joe shot his old lady
>>32246097NoAre you?
>>32246101your moms a bitch probably in some way shape or form
>>32246079Ngl, the Peppers own it now. It happens https://youtu.be/TLV4_xaYynY
>>32246101You hate her guts but shove it down, this is how it manifests.
>>32246100Green makes me think of flourishing, lush, verdant plant life.
>>32246103No, I just ask because orange is known to make you eat more.
>>32246109I love her tho, but I can't help but get angry with her
Cover time now? https://youtu.be/JLslmttl6q0?si=KaoCfmGPuLR9VRUo
>>32246053>>32246061Idk I just find the idea of a girl in conflict with herself because she's enjoying sex against her will to be really hot. I don't care about the cuck, he's barely a character in my fantasies if any. But he's also 100% necessary.
>>32246118I personally absolutely hate female POV because the NTRee is barely relevant. It can just be about lecherous old guys forcing themselves on a single girl.
>>32246114Sounds good. https://youtu.be/ajBHNFgEW6s?si=kUCg1Db4PBuwZiVD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqOfKGx1WsU
>>32246111I like green too
>>32246118Sounds oddly rapey.
Why are femanons so timid? You offer to swap contact info and they get so squeamish
>>32246127If you actually talked to these girls in private you'd hear the horror stories of how fucked up most maleanons are.
>>32246114I should call him...
>>32246125I like orange, tooWhat's your favorite fruit?
>>32246127The point of anonymity is to be anonymous.
>>32246126rape = good
>>32246127yeah man ikr, if you kabedon'd a femanon itt i imagine they'd literally piss themselves.
>>32246135XD
Life is horrible without you. I didn't realize how miserable I really was I had gotten so used to being alone
>>32246127What kinda idiot asks for contact info on an anonymous internet forum?
We are living in a super-deterministic universe, and we have absolutely zero free will. If I was to take my life right now, it wouldn't actually be of my own will. Presumably, it is completely pre-determined.
>>32246144Who gives a shit, fucking fag
>>32246141>>32246144Ohhh myyyyy GOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDD!!!!!!!!!! stop being such an EMO!!!!!!!
>>32246118>conflict... enjoying sex...Yo man, I feel the same way (haven't responded in the reply chain). But for NTR? I don't love cucking. Instead, I likes the ones where a lesbian is the one who's fucking the girl in conflict, then the girl gets corrupted and practically begs to be fucked. So hot.Maybe look to those types of girl corruption if you're interesting in going beyond cucking
>>32246142A lovesick idiot
>>32246114https://youtu.be/32udqal_lyQ
>>32246151Leave him alone thats my boyfriend
>>32246127Every man in this thread wants to offer women his contact information. If you want to stand out from the crowd then you need to have some good conversations BEFORE swapping contact information, and only make the offer AFTER a particularly good conversation.
Women, do you have a lickable stomach/midriff?
>>32246158That doesn't always work either. You wouldn't be surprised at how unhinged the maleanons are here. Like if the girl decides she doesn't want to talk to him anymore you can bet he will let her know ITT and stalk her.
>>32246165As if anons wouldn't bully the shit out of him
>>32246157who the >tfw no her guy or the i am god guy
>>32246166???Why are you being disingenuous? Why would that matter? Imagine you take a leap of faith and actually give your contact to a guy, get to know him and he gets to know you, and as most relationships go, it fizzles out. Except he's a terminally mental ill incel who then spends months stalking you and harassing you.
>>32246157fuck you I hate orange now
>>32246144Why did God super-determine that I should get no bitches
>>3224616599% of the time I only see unhinged Anons lashing out at people they've never spoken with in the first place, e.g. that guy obsessed with JH has never talked to her outside of here.
>>32246174*that you know of
>>32246152Yuri NTR is rare but is the best for of NTR.
>>32246174Which guy obsessed with JH?
>>32246168God is my boyfriend>>32246171I am not the orange girl my favorite color is green
Women, when a woman says she's 'just looking for friends' on Tinder - is she actually only looking for friends, or is it a strategy to deter fuckboys and to attract potential long-term partners?
>>32246174>>32246175Also you wouldn't know. They code their messages on purpose. Trust me, I've seen it.
>>32246181ohthen fuck green
For either gender.What are you gonna get someone in your life for Christmas? I know it's a little bit away but I've already thought of what I'm gonna get my mum, I'm gonna get her a first edition copy of The Family by Ed Sanders.
>>32246180He's an attentionwhore so let's not feed him more attention today.
>>32246190Mthinking im gonna get my dad a new cell phone
>>32246190dunno. should bet my moms and pops something but idk what to get
>>32246182It means she's looking to fuck but doesn't want to look like a slut and outright say "I want dick"Nobody goes on tinder for long term partners
>>32246190Truthfully there's nobody in my life.
>>32246189But you like green
>>32246196You can buy me something.
>>32246192Phew! I thought you were talking about me but I haven't even posted at/about JH today
>>32246162What is with you guys and stomachs. Apparently I do.
>>32246190FI have to get my whole family presents but I don't have a job or money
>>32246200ohthen fuck magenta
>>32246095What do you do when you talk to her and how do you deal with it
>>32246206You're being weird
>>32246204What made it apparent to you?
>>32246210no u
>>32246207It's easier if her daughter or step daughter (my half aunt) is there because we can constantly side eye each other and share in our annoyance. When I'm alone with her I just have to mhm my way through it and take frequent breaks outside where she can't come find me because of her walker and the steps. And every time she does something super annoying I text my mom so she can talk shit about her and make me feel better lmao. >>32246211Uhhh men
>>32246181Are you the one who rejected the kik guy last night?
>>32246222Why do you refer to yourself in the third person?
>>32246206>fuck magentaShe is a child! And a DOG!
>>32246190MaleI’m going to get everyone gift cards
Women, where and how often do you shave?
Women would you play a gacha game if it had really good story, not that much fanservice, and an equal number of male and female characters?
>>32246224Not me, I don't use kik and I don't want a femanon. Just thought it was sorta funny.
>>32246231his coatsleeves are too long
>>32245888Sometimes I like to just grab a mouthful of cold leftover pasta out of the fridge and top it off with a few squirts of spray butter directly into my mouth.
>>32246222No what kik guy
>>32246231Absolutely not
Women, give me what is owed. Now.
>>32246234[spoiler]It's symbolism, because he's an immortal vampire with a very childish and naive personalit, so his coat looks overtly big to give the impression of a kid trying to wear a grown up's clothes[/spoiler]
>>32246241alright, fine, here's $1.73
>>32246190I really want to get him something deep and meaningful. But we are both boring gamers. How do I convey that I want him in my life for a long time?
>>32246118>I just find the idea of a girl in conflict with herself because she's enjoying sex against her willStop fapping to NTR and fap to mindbreak rape instead, problem solved. It fulfills exactly those same criteria.
>>32246230Pits, legs, pussy. The first two every few days, pussy weekly or before a sexy date.
>>32246241Do you actually want me to mail you a shit or
>>32246241*knees you in the balls*
>>32246242>really good story
>>32246238Guy last night wanted to add a femanon on kik, he got straight up ignored. Harsh but hilarious
>>32246241*pepper sprays you, and also on your cock*
>>32246244Dice. Fancy dice. Show him that you want to roll the dice on life together with him.
>>32246230I don't. I shape my eyebrows, pluck any weird mole hairs, and trim my pubes every couple/few weeks.
And they say that women just go out with Chad, but there's more women ITT than men rn.
>>32246222I didn't reject him. I made a typo on accident and corrected it on soctoga. I haven't recieved any message.
>>32246258He doesn't play dnd, to my knowledge.
Women:Hello
>>32246204Belly button is a target sign that attracts the eyes (women curves, shadows, and color like nipples and vagina too). It's in an area that is sensitive and intimate, and is where the dick is near when inside you, and where a guy puts a baby in the oven. Contrast that with a woman's back, which is less sensitive and intimate, (still nice though). The things below her back are the best parts to look at when viewer her from behind
>>32246256Wait that was me I didn't reject him I literally just fell asleep I thought the conversation was over. I feel bad but this also feels like middle school
>>32246262Honestly, you should reject him just for using Kik. At least Discord has SOME real uses, but Kik is exclusively for cumbrains.
>>32246264Pathetic.
>>32246268this
>>32246262>>32246267Femanons batting guys away with sticks
>>32246268Kik was supposed to be the throw away.It's so boring that nobody uses it.
>>32246276Don't be a pussy and just drop your main discord.
Hey women, answer me this:*smooooooch on the cheek* Teehee!*runs away*
>>32246276Oh, they use it alright. Trust me, they use it.
yyyyeeeehhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaayeeeeeaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhuuuueeeeeeeeaaaaaahun he ho ehhenoidcee
>>32246276coward
Women, um what the fuck. Please explain
Anon I'm sorry I didn't answer your kik offer if you're here
>>32246277No.
>>32246280meds
>>32246278>my reaction
I don't even bother trying to actually flirt with girls here other than the occasional playful joke, because most of you don't even live in my continent, let alone my country, and I don't like LDRs.
>>32246288Okay but who asked
>>32246283Brain hot. Burning ram.
>>32246266Ok so it's sort of like the way women think about cum
>>32246283All the tension of being perceived by the male gaze leaving our body.
>>32246286wshats ny feig if cgkoueYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAheeeeeeeaaaaYEEEESAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAYAYAYAAYAheeeeeerrrrrrrrrr
>>32246289You need to know that my behavior is better than the behavior of my peers. You need to know.
>>32246286Who the hell doesn't like onions?
>>32245558Male 29I shave my face every Sunday night. I keep my beard in a goatee look. If I was clean shaven I'd look ridiculous, but a full beard makes me look homeless>>32245594I shaved down there once, I didn't experience this though. I'd never do it again because at a lot of angles the stubble stabs my pp>>32245676I've never datedBut I've never had feelings for someone solely on looks. Personality is always it for me>>32245714I've been alone and terminally online since I was 12
>>32246296Yes...I need to know...I am knowing now...
>>32246156I was not aware that Robert Smith did this.
>>32246297people be weird anon>>32246295MELTY TIME
>>32246231I play some gachas and it's not for the story.Most of them are insta skips for me. I prefer not to pretend I play my gambler's jpeg simulator for the story.
Women, you can take a pill that makes you immune to all diseases and stabilizes any mental/hormonal disorders you might have.The catch? It will lower your libido to the point of becoming effectively asexual, and you will become completely infertile. Do you take this?
>>32246307Do you cut yourself when you don't get your rolls?
>>32246283Hot flashes are literal
>>32246114https://youtu.be/OtBHfxU2wmc?si=UlrjU4WN-DhcI48K
>>32246283She has no hair so all the heat is escaping? Wonder if that happens to bald men tooWhere are the fat, balding maleanons?
>>32246306
Have to manually transfer all my shit uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugay
>>32246262>>32246267The same thing happened twice in one night?? Why even?
>>32246314S-sorry, I was only pretending to be fat and balding as a joke...
>>32246309uhm no? mentally ill crazy bitch pussy is best pussy.
>>32246292Explain
>>32246307Gachas have a story?
>>32246321so fvcking trve
>>32246317what, like no high speed dubbing? sux 4 u brotda
>>32246288>I don't like LDRs.How did you figure that out
>>32246325elite taste
I'm empty inside.
>>32246297I know two people who don't. :/
>>32246310I think I've cut myself like 3 times in the last two years >>32246324So they say
>>32246309Fuck yeah. What's the downside? If I have no libido I won't miss it.I would make a decent mother if you removed all the mental issues but I can look at the cake or eat it can't do both.
>>32246328I need physical presence. Not necessarily physical affection, I need someone who I can see, smell, and touch to be right in front of me, not pixels on a screen.
>>32246330
>>32246329my honest reaction
>>32246339I am so exquisitely empty.
>>32246331Their taste buds are broken.
I'm empty inside(sexual)
>>32246339What is this conveying?
>>32246336Yea me tooBut what if she was perfect? Would you still do it?
>>32246343>t.
>>32246041Way too long and disorganized just take the day off you weirdo
what are some alternative acronyms for NNN?
>>32246347la plancha
>>32246346but did you squirt?
>>32246355I don't care anymore.
>>32246354Nasty Nigga November
>>32246354Stop touching your penis
>>32246284Uhhh is this "I miss him" femanon?
>>32246348If she was perfect for me we wouldnt' be in a long-distance relationship. It's categorically impossible for that to not be the case.If she was otherwise perfect, then I probably sitll wouldn't pursue if there was no chance of actually closing the physical gap. It's just not the same.
I saw an image of two cutesy mascots having sex and the male one was receiving a handy and his dick was so small I can't unsee it
>>32246361Yea
>>32246363stop watching furry porn
>>32245888please move in with me I will show you the ways of the hobo cooking and make things tasty while spending only pennies
>>32246362I feel the same. Then why do I feel so horrible when someone goes long distance and our relationship ends
>>32246363Post it or who cares
Do women like getting oral? I have a fetish for it but I don't know if that's a good or bad thing
>>32246367Sure, why notAnonVgr
>>32246368it was furry but I didn't exactly seek it out, someone randomly dropped it in the general
>>32246368That's more in line with monster than furry isn't it? Considering I'm pretty sure thats an SCP
>>32246378Are you the guy I ignored?? Sorry I fell asleep
>>32246376Are you good at it? If you're good they like it if you suck they don't you're welcome
>>32246374It's my belief that humans just aren't built to handle long-distance relationship, on a psychological level. Everyone needs a real 'presence' for another person, and to not have that is a strain on any romantic relationship, even if you exclude sex from the equation.
>>32246382It's okay, I figured exactly that, bad timing on my part
>>32246381>Considering I'm pretty sure thats an SCPlmao that's the mascot of that faggoty whodunit death game series
>>32246384I don't know I've never been with a woman, but I imagine even if I do suck at it then I could learn right?
>>32246381ok furry>>32246379sure thing furry
Fssay you're into a boy, would you still take more than two days to reply if you're busy?
>>32246396More than two seems too long.
>>32246389>faggoty whodunit death game series???Did they rip this thing off?
>>32246396nah
>>32246389daganrompa
>>32246385I agreeBut I still feel so horrible I don't know where these feelings of devastation are coming from
>>32246354Asexual Autumn
>>32246398it's very possible that >>32246400 existed prior to that SCP
>>32245496Dying young as an important person is also a privilege not afforded to many.You're misunderstanding the meaning behind this.
I just spent an hour pretending to be a min wage burger worker after coming home from my retail job. What is wrong with me?
>>32246390Yeah I was being flippant.You can learn but honestly will probably need a partner willing to give you that time to improve.
>>32246402Grief about lost opportunities is normal, it's fine to feel normal human emotions sometimes.
>>32246406Why would you pretend to be thatt. one of those
>>32245496>it means you didn't really enjoy life the way others did who died young.How the hell do you reach this conclusion?
>>32246410Being human is hell
>>32246404Yeah but the mascot of Danganronpa is >>32246375, not >>32246368/>>32246398
>>32246411those kind of cooking games where you have to rapidly serve customers is just relaxing to mewell, not relaxing, they are kind of stressful but it lets me not think about my problems for a while
>>32246414nta but it has it's ups and downs. You just need to really look for the ups sometimes. Like, right now, I'm having a really nice cup of tea. That's an up.
>>32246418>but it lets me not think about my problems for a whileMany, dare I say most games would fulfill this criteria.
>>32246418That's how the job is. But it's so fucking humiliating more than anything. I'd rather people think I'm unemployed.
Single femanons, why have you just tried dating another girl?
>>32246416I dunno what to you, I was just pointing out that monokuma probably wasn't influenced by SCP
>>32246418That's called "getting in the groove".
>>32246427typo
>>32246427don't encourage them, lesbians are disgusting
>>32246430Been really bad today :/
>>32246427I want a man
>>32246427Why haven't you just tried dating a man?
>>32246424yeah I can understand that. sorry anon. I always try to be polite to those people. My first job was Taco Bell btw. God what a shithole
>>32246406The game actually gives distracting and more temporarily fulfilling reward structures.Your wagie job sucks because you're basically coerced into doing it.You chose the game.What would you rather be doing instead?
>>32246284Sorry, I think I misread this... singled out 'offer if you're here'I'm retarded
>>32246438Is this the appeal of Harvest Moon games and stuff like that?
>>32246437I just work kitchen, I don't interact with people. But I try hiding my income source so hard that I probably just seem like a lousy drug dealer.
>>32246427Penis
>>32246434I am a man, and I am trying my best.
>>32246404>>32246428I never said monokuma was influenced by an SCP what the fuck are you talking aboutI was referring to the image I originally replied to in >>32246368
>>32246443Are you that ashamed of working in a kitchen?
>>32246448In a fast food kitchen? Hell yeah
>>32246409If I show actual interest in improving I'm hopeful that wouldn't be asking for a lot
>>32246449Why?
>>32246438I'm the retail anon and I do like my job>>32246442 I like farming games because of the relaxation angle, whereas cooking games tend to be fast paced.
>>32246440Take a hint - she is not interested.
>>32246434Why?
>>32246453nta have you played Cooking Simulator?
>>32246442Harvest moon is part of a genre now dubbed cozy games, mainly appealing to women.I'd say it's a little different than simulation games because those are kind of about addicting gameplay loops and those are present in the cozy game genre, but the focus of cozy games tends to be more like an escape. You relax, have fake relationships and get to design and decorate.
>>32246451Because it's a job for retard kids. I have a degree gathering dust and I'm spending my days, months, years putting together McChickens.
>>32246459What's the degree in?
>>32246427I want to share men with a femanon.We have to both excluively like white skinny guys so we can both dominate them.
>>32245909Wrath of Khan, but the movies are meh.
>>32246461BS in psychology.....
>>32246462Do you like short White guys too?Not sure which one you are but one of them exclusively likes us short.
>>32246456yeah I really liked that one
>>32246462There are a surprising amount of women like you. Wonder what it is.
>>32246469I like short white guys too. And smol pp.Idk how I'll find another gal to share with.
>>32246453Kek maybe you're just passionate about what you do then.If you can enjoy it, there's nothing wrong with that.My point was that video game simulations of things are appealing for different reasons than the real things and often not very similar.So it's not too weird
>>32246467You can't get a job in a hospital? What about sales or a customer service thing? HR? Education? Market research? Data analysis? Forensics?
>>32246480A bachelors' in psych is worth absolutely nothing, you need medical school and a residency. Instead I just play pretend shrink here..
Women is 175cm too short for a man?
>>32246484Are you the guy that always does dream analysis?
The women are being evil again
>>32246487No, I try to help anons cut to the core of any issue facing them generally.
>>32246488How so?
>>32246484Can you help me with my ocd
>>32246492Giving it all up for Chad and leaving us Nice Guys by the wayside
>>32246476How short is the shortest guy you've been with? I have friends who have had many threesomes and so on but idk either, I'm sure they could give me some tips though or introduce me to people who like to have them.
>>32246493Sorry, no. That's really something for a real psychiatrist to help you with.
>>32246499what can you help me with
>>32246499>>32246484bro please cure my bpd I'm begging you
>>32246499nta why don't you work in a better restaurant?
>>32246496Sorry I don't like to share.
>>32246507Working in a better restaurant is better pay and more prestige, but it's exponentially harder. Extremely long shifts with minimal breaks.
>>32246499Just get on better help and do that
>>32246511So, you're taking the easier path yet complaining about it. Why do you think that is?
I've always been jealous of the fact that men can style themselves to look so cool, or tough, or intelligent while women can only be pretty, cute, or ugly. (with few exceptions for anyone with a normal body type)
>>32246517FFelt that. I wish there was a female equivalent of a moustache I think I would look great with one
>>32246516lol shut up you faggot. nta btw
>>32246516I nearly died when I worked in an actual restaurant. I don't have the constitution for it
I been gooning to a girl sending me selfies who have low self esteem. Should I tell her I been gooning to her selfies and go from there?
>>32246517The fuck? Women have WAY more options than men. The big difference is basically that we can grow hair on our face.
>>32246517few women can be truly cool but it is achievable
>>32246523MIdk, have you told her how beautiful she is?I'd try sexting with her first before you confess that.
>>32246527I told her she's pretty and I like her fit. I'll try sexting her while complimenting her.
>>32246525Women have many options to be different variations of "pretty." Not cool, not someone who commands respect.>The big difference is basically that we can grow hair on our face.Yeah. Another thing I was always jealous and desirous of.
>>322464975'2 I believe
>>32246522What about a youtube channel? You could share recipes and techniques and stuff.
>>32246529>I'll try sexting her while complimenting her.If I was in your situation I'd also try to get nudes before admitting you're jerking it to her face, but that is just me.It's just probably a bit too much to be blind sided by.
>>32246530>not someone who commands respectYou will never get this just because you're a woman. Unless you're tall maybe.
>>32246531Nice, I'm 5'3", I really like being the shorter one, it's just fun.
>>32246536This is one case where I think lying (by omission) might be a good idea. If he admits to masturbating to her face, maybe don’t say he was doing it from much earlier on.
pale girls with dark hair in dark clothes
is any press better than no press at all? I overheard a woman talking about me to a dude , she said "why is he so skinny" , dude I tangentially knew - good guy , he actually explained "oh he's a cardio guy, very fast, etc etc" But in my mind , I'm trying to take it as a win the fact people are talking about me at all.Women , what do you think? Am I right to take her comments positively? Or did she mean it snidely? (her tone was casual - like observing a factual statement)
>>32246554she wants his BONY FINGERS INSIDE OF HER.
>>32246555when you say "his" are you referring to me or the dude she was talking too?
>>32246559the DEWD
>>32246538I like when your torso is short so my tits slap you in the face, as I ride you more comfortably because hips smol.
>>32246563oh ok, the dude isn't skinny or has bony fingers kek
Be careful, short kings. There's only one woman in /atoga/ who likes short men, and she also likes to break the rules.
>>32246569mustve been a short dog
>>32246567oh nvm i iddnt read your post. yeah bro she wants u. she wants that pencil dick
It's literally fucking true. It can't be refuted. Metaphysical solipsism is a variety of solipsism based on a philosophy of subjective idealism. Metaphysical solipsists maintain that the self is the only existing reality and that all other realities, including the external world and other persons, are representations of that self, having no independent existence.
>>32246571kek u know me too well
>>32246572
>>32246554MYou probably need some muscle mass on you to go with your cardio lifestyle.
>>32246572quite a lot of words to say only little.
>>32246572Hey boyfriend I love you do you want to hang out
need girl arm on my back
>>32246565I honestly hadn't realized that women's boobs aren't always in your face in certain positions and that it's height dependent. I love sucking on boobs during cowgirl and missionary too. Also I can definitely see how it would be more comfortable on you.
>>32246554FI like skinny guys
>>32246583Lottsa Chadpreets are.
>>32246576the challenge is for my face to remain lean/"hot" , the cardio required + how little I eat burns any mass right off unless I want to do like 4H of uphill walking which I do not have time for. So my training generally runs a lot of conditioning that keeps me light and lean. I'm not ultra weak or anything - I still do 60lb kettlebells and hit 60lbs on dumbbells for various lifts but I just look super fucking skinny. If I gain mass , I lose the face and what makes my whole look work in the first place. I don't know how to balance it out yet.
>>32246531did he.. ROCK YOUR WORLD!?
>>32246578Technically since you are one being and one existence you are already hanging out
>>32244977Is it worse to have a 4 inch penis or an 8 inch penis?
>>32246583nta but we are so back skinny bros
Femanons do you love playing as sexy little sluts that kill men
>>32246610Yea but I want to hold his hand
>>32246572How often are you dropping tabs of acid
Fat femanons, why are you fat? Why did you allow yourself to get fat? Do you not realize how disgusting you look?
>>32246517Eye of the beholder. Any woman that a guy finds attractive is pretty, any woman that he does not is ugly. That's not the same thing as the categories you list for men.For example, a tough-looking man can still be hot or ugly by female standards. What if he looks tough because he's covered in tattoos and has a scarred-up face? If a woman isn't into tattoos or scars, that man would be ugly to her, but still tough. An "intelligent-looking" man can be a "hot nerd" character or Steve Urkel. Both intelligent-looking, but not outside the judgements of whether they are additionally attractive.The problem isn't a lack of style options for coolness/toughness/etc for women, I think it's that women are judged (by both men and women, frankly) on attractiveness first, with all other appearance aspects being secondary. A guy with a nice haircut and sunglasses in a leather jacket is "a cool-looking guy who is also hot" whereas a woman with a nice haircut and sunglasses in a leather jacket is "a hot woman who also looks cool" if the latter half is even bothered to be specified at all.Unfortunately, there's nothing you as an individual can do to change these societal perceptions at large. However, you can try and find a guy who sees you as a person more than he sees you as an object of affection, to the degree that he has feelings about your appearance beyond just whether he is attracted to it, and look cool/tough/intelligent/etc at least for him.
>>32246604He was a fun speedbump to ride.
Women exist to cause men to suffer.
>>32246627Hot
>>322466114 by far what kind of nonsense is this? The mental gains alone from an 8inch are enough.
>>32246627You know what, I'm kinda into it
>>32246624
after blocking a guy, when does it get better? i still think of him sometimes
>>32246596If that's the case, you shouldn't worry about what she or anyone says. You managing 60lb kettlebells and 60lb dumbbells are enough to know you're not weak by any means. Like >>32246583 said there are plenty of girls into skinny guys. Once you take off the shirt they'll enjoy your abs too.
>>32246627Skill issue.
>>32246462What do you want to do with the men you share?
>>32246517Women can also style themselves to look cool, or tough, or intelligent.Like, too many examples to list.I literally don't know what you're talking about.
>>32246636L E T H I M G O
>>32246636Stop remembering him.
>>32246462Hello.
>>32246641Bang them, make them food, play video games together, go to the beach.
>>32246583would u be trying to get their attention in the way I mentioned in my original post?
>>32246648Yeah... and the Moon is made of CHEESE.
>>32246636https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byv2bKekeWQ
>>32244977It sucks knowing I’ll never be perfect :/
>>32246649No I think it's rude to comment on peoples bodies like that at a gym
>>32246530>Not cool, not someone who commands respect.Do tell.Difficult to cite examples as coolness and respect is subjective
>>32246636It gets better when you start talking to other guys. Seriously
Women, do you like to wear butt plugs?
>>32246656
>>32246657bless your heart
>>32245711I can get up to 80g protein adding chocolate pea protein to my coffee.
>>32246673Are you calling me dumb
>>32246677Okay Farts McGee
>>32246652Men just don't want to do that kinda stuff with me.
>>32246678
>>32245705>tall, heads full of hairBah. People can't help that bullshit.>>32245713>how else am I supposed to know that he has healthy testosterone levels?By the vigorous dicking. But if you like hairy guys, I get it.
>>32245705Finally, I am a womans type
>>32245909>Men, what's the best Star Trek movie?>>32245926>First ContactThisIt's genuinely the most compelling.>>32245919>Galaxy QuestActually accurate.
women, I was watching a thread about zoom reunion bombing (ie showing black guys having gay sex). Do you think that showing giant dicks affect women? Like, they think about it again many times after seeing them? That stuff makes me really insecure tbqh.
State gender. When is the "temporary" IP picture ban going to end?Fucking coward kike mods are afraid of a paltry anon posting an infographic of the jews controlling the media 3 months ago.
>talking with dating app grill >she says that she doesn't go 50/50 with partners >says she wants a partner who "invests" in her and in her culture giving money gifts is an expression of endearmentobviously decided not to go out with herIs this just casual speak for "I want a partner to pay for everything for me". I always split everything down the middle with my partner outside of special occasions.
>>32246655LMAO nice parodythis guy put me through the absolute ringer tho ngl. i also dated a guy who sent me a video of animals fucking so the plot twist was relatable.. sorta. *skull emoji*>>32246664well good advice? but I wish we all didn't have to go through trial and error to find the right one, it fucking suckshow to rig system for soulmate?
>>32246678oh shiiiiit I totally forget that was a southern insult kek , nah just mad props for taking a good moral stance. (Two thumbs up)
>>32245828I like me some Brigid Boden
>>32246682Mean>>32246698Oh thanks. If nothing I am polite
>>32246693Probably never. I'd assume it's led to a lot of pass sales.
>>32246530That somehow doesn't sound very dominating but I'd be so down for having two fwb that pamper me...
>>32246703If so, this site will be pretty much dead...
The only serious philosophical question is the question of suicide.
>>32246709Anon, do you know how many shitstorms have happened on 4chan that haven't led to the site's death?
>>32246692uhh what? i don't want to see black men fucking. also stop with the bbc meme it clearly isn't true and retarded. i think about my first guy's dick though ngl. he wasn't even the biggest or smallest just like "just right" like goldilocks and the three bears rip
>>32246695She has the mentality that she wants to labor for you and be paid to do such.You want to take more advantage of her while she also slaves away in a job.
>>32246679...no?What?Ah. No. A bit of research informed me. It's fucking easy to avoid that apparently. Easily digested protein devoid of lactose or artificial sweetener. No issues.I legitimately thought you were being retarded at first. My bad.
>>32246692Yeah it makes me want to not watch that.Black pp is gross.
>>32246711I once had a dream of a guy who used to crush on me who killed himself. it was years and years later and he looked like he did when I first met him sort of, and he just smiled and was wearing the yin-yang symbol on his shirt. sunlight was pouring into the room seemed like.
>>32246717Whatever you say Fart Man
>>32246711i wish i died the last time i tried >>32246618meds, my bmi is 24.6 so im close to being overwheight
For either.There's a big fire near my house and apparently, some people a few suburbs away have been told to evacuate, thoughts?
>>32246726Take pics
I still feel bad about that poor snail I carelessly ran over with my bike because I wasn't paying attention.Girls, can you relate?
>>32246726Get an air filter
>>32246732He might be okay shells grow back
>>32246726Do a flip.
People were getting laid for Halloween I was playing maple storyI think i will kill myself soon
>>32246732 i always try to avoid stepping on bugs wheen i walk. i usually look down when im walking whih makes it easy
>>32246726Doue yourself in gasoline, but coat all of your head hair in wax. Roll around in it.
>>32246692You, my friend, are gay.
>>32246517Nah You can be pretty and be the " mean bossy woman"You can be pretty and be the "cute girl next door"You can be pretty and be the "wholesome mommy" You can be bimbomaxxed slutty girlYou can be the art hoeYou can be the edgy goth girlTheres a lot of options you are just too basic to realize them
>>32246732M. Some time ago I found near my herbs an injured bee who couldn't fly. I tried and tried to turn her over from her back, to help her get up, to put her in a more comfortable or safer place for her to rest, to no avail. I had to leave her alone while she struggled to fly back home. She probably died struggling.It kind of hurt me, and I feel bad when thinking about it.
>>32246722>Fart ManThat's my old superhero name. I've rebranded as the Roaring Starfish
nnn fucking sucks
>>32246517>men can style themselves to look so cool, or tough, or intelligentHuh?There are only two styles for men:1. No attention or effort, he's just a dude2. Paying attention to style, therefore gay
>>32246530>Not cool, not someone who commands respectI think tall women wearing suits are very cool.
>>32246756Nut to this post
>>32246756I’ve never gone this long without jorkin it, I don’t know how much longer I can handle this :/
>>32246761no way you arent the woman that controls my cock
>>32246693>"temporary" IP picture banThe what? Are you talking about how people can't post images while in incognito mode, or is this something else?
>>32246764>>32246764If I try to post with an image, I get the message "Uploading files from your IP range has been temporarily blocked due to abuse", even though i haven't abused shit.All I can think of that could piss anyone off is that infographic with all the jews who control the media I posted like 3 months ago.
whats the explanation for being in delusion about things external to the self? for example, person A is a disgustingly morbidly obese fat fuck. person B refuses to acknowledge person A as such
>>32246762my record is 10 days, which she ruined before, so we're trying to beat thati am in hell on day 2
Hump all femanons
>>32246769I do the same thing with the gender benders. I do not care for their existence.
Sprained my ankle yesterday morning. I'm glad it hurts less today. Still hurts a little to walk though. But at least I have a good excuse not to exercise, right?
>her
>>32246772good doggie
Place all femanons under a withering assault akin to the Big Week with bombardments of kisses
MenRose of Alabama or the Yellow Rose of Texas?
>>32246790Black Rose of Destruction
>>32246771Who ruined it
>>32246773thats just you deliberately ignoring something you dont like. ill elaborate on my example a bit more. morbidly obese fat fuck wants to be social but is lacking in self awareness and doesnt understand that being a lardo fat ass whale is highly unattractive. delusional person refuses to see the reality of the situation and doesnt have the mental capacity to fathom that fat assess fatness could be the reason why, despite social norms and innate human attraction dictating that not being able to walk around like a normal person due to disgusting weight is highly unattractive. what causes this?
Femanons, what do you think, aesthetically speaking, of penetration?
>>32246794My girlfriend
>>32246768That's a rangeban, though I've never heard of it being restricted to only images. I'm surprised it's not just a ban on posting outright. They're not a new thing, in any case.It was likely not anything you did, or else you would have simply received a regular ban which would then point out your offending post. Rangebans are reserved for counteracting highly prolific rulebreakers who repeatedly reset their IP in order to evade bans. Typically the mods just ban them again and again forever, but if the person in question grows to be a big enough problem, a rangeban is used as a final ultimate ban option because it doesn't matter how many times the person resets their IP, that whole IP range is banned.An IP range is the set of possible IPs an ISP makes available to a given geographic area. I don't know how large such an area is, but if I had to guess, probably a small town or something at least?In any case, the most likely scenario is that someone in your area was being such an enormous shitposter that the mods used a rangeban to get rid of him, and your IP happens to be in that same range.If you're a phoneposter (and are thus being affected by a rangeban on a mobile network,) whether you're caught in the rangeban might depend on where you are physically when you try to post, what towers you're connected to and such. If you really need to phonepost from wherever you currently are, then switching mobile network providers might possibly work (I don't know this for sure.)If you're being caught in a rangeban with a PC/home Internet connection, then unfortunately your options are physically moving somewhere else, or buying a 4chan pass. 4chan passes allow posters to bypass rangebans because they're authentication that's tied to collateral. The same troublemaker who caused the rangeban could even buy a pass himself, but if he wants to continue his evasion shtick it'd cost him a new pass every time he got banned again.
I had a dream the other night when everything was still. I thought I saw femanon coming down the hill. A buckwheat cake was in her mouth; a tear was in her eye.I said, I'm coming from the South. Oh, femanon, don't you cry for me for I come from Virginia with my banjo on my knee
>>32246805You're doing nnn with a gf
>>32246814Yes because we tease each other and see who can break first
>>32246808I see. Thanks!
Once I get a job I'll make a dating profile deal?
>>32246797Autism
>>32246829Make the dating profile and just lie>b-b-but hat's unethicalEveryone lies on their dating profile. Those hoes with rando white collar gigs aren't the world beaters they claim to be in their profiles. Why not fudge it a little?
>>32246833I don't want to start a relationship a liar
>>32246838The other person is probably lying themself
>>32246845I can deal with that, maybe he'll feel bad and start telling the truth when I do
>>32246821One other thing you could try is asking in the mod IRC (#4chan on https://rizon.net/chat) about whether the ban is truly "temporary" and/or when it will end. But my expectation is that it's probably indefinite.
>>32246866>>32246866el lolo del muerte
State gender.Are you ready for the Ron Paul Revolution Redux?
>>32246902I'm ready for anime to be real
>>32245237I don't do NNN, already nutted to Candy Love
>>32245237holy shit i almosy forgort
when in a relationship with a man how long should i abstain from telling him the big "i love you" because i hope a guy says it to me first but then again these days may not even mean it even months/years in, i feel very weird and unsafe with this saying because it makes me vulnerable any anon relate itt
>>32246922say it when it feels natural and safe
>>32246894What
>>32246926The lol of death is directed upon your personage
>>32246929Please don’t
Isn't it depressing that as a man you're expected to impress females who have already been on dozens of dates?
>>32246948FI have to tell you. It’s incredibly easy. The bar is so low dude
>>32246948Depressing? Don't you get some thrill out of the nature of competition? Knowing you can win so hard that nothing could ever compare, ever again?
>>32246954No, I'm mostly grossed out when they bring up their exes or compare me to other men. I would like something pure, not tainted.
>>32246959And what do you bring to the table to worthy of this purity?
>>32246954Competitive is a byword "don't bother".
>>32246962That is an attitude problem. Why do you think you can't win?
>>32246960Why do you deserve to pass judgement?
>>32246950Kill yourself.The bar is sharing your world ending retard delusions in all cases.
>>32246967I'm not judging, I'm asking you what you're offering in exchange for purity. You ever hear that if you're answering a question with another question, you have no answer?
>>32246964People lie about what it is they actually want. Competition is used as an excuse to indefinitely hold out for more and/or use arbitrary unstated standards, which change as soon as they are met.
>>32246970Allow me to rephrase. I'm disinterested in your input; it is of no use to anyone.
>>32246960Purity of my own.
>>32246968My what? I’m delusional for being impressed when a guy buys me dinner and talks to me with enthusiasm? Sue me
>>32246974So you believe that you could never actually measure up to a woman's standards, because they will simply shift around you?>>32246978That's not an equal trade, a woman's purity is prized because it shows restraint and judgment, purely (aha) because women are the choosers. Sure, your purity will matter to certain women, but they are not equal. What do you expect a pure woman to be like, or tell me your ideal of a pure woman, personality and hobbies and such.
>>32246880I might try that later. Thank you!
WAITIT'S ALL THE HIGGS BOSON?ALWAYS HAS BEEN.
>>32246986I believe sealioning is a nuisance
>>32246922Words are meaningless. Show it through actions.
>>32246989Not what I'm doing, but okay, goodbye.
>>32246978NTAI’m a virgin you want me
State gender.Should I bake a frozen pizza for dinner tomorrow or get takeout from somewhere?
>>32246922You should say it first because you females get the ick if a man says it first, you'll lose respect for him and think he's clingy or desperate. Most men in 2024 have some knowledge of PUA 101 and know that they have to larp as stoic Chads if they want access to pussy.
>>32247001Sure, in principle. I don't know anything else about you, though.
>>32247004Eat femanon's pussy
>>32247021Disgusting, and also not very filling
I was wrong, European incels are worse.
>>32247004If you already have the pizza just make that, if you have to go out and buy it then just get take out
>>32247004f, get some thai takeaway
I just realized Chow Yun Fat's character in A Better Tomorrow was inspired by Captain Willard
>>32246948No. As women we also have to impress guys who have been on dozens of dates. It's not any different.
>>32247057But you don't. Men already like females for simply existing.
>>32247070No. To get a man to love you and marry you, you definitely have to impress.
>>32246613Yes
>>32247081NTAThis is accurate, but you left out the part where a female being sane and decent is impressive because most of them aren't.
Women would you still love me if my peen turned into a worm?
>>32247025lol no
>>32247087is it not already
>>32246948No, it’s not difficult. Being nice is usually enough
Do you smoke weed in your gender
>>32247089:(
Why are foids so disgusting?
>>32247089no, like it actually just turns into a real living worm
>>32247095i would like to try it one day>>32247097because depression -> i dont shower as much as i should
>>32247095My gender invented smoking weed
>>32247097i think they're alright. Especially the nice ones
Women are you turned off if i fuck an asian femboy
>>32247096kek>>32247099would be as intriguing as it is terrifying
>>32247103>especially the ones that don't existFTFY
>>32247084Yeah, and most men aren't decent either. It's the sad state of dating in current year.
>>32246670Yes
>>32247095F. No, it's bad for you.
>>32247094Nice bait. No female has ever put niceness nor kindness in their ideal partner list. It always starts off with looks, height and wealth. You bitches are extremely shallow. There's a reason there are no great female philosophers.
>>32247101Depression because Chad didn't text you back isn't real depression.
>>32247095I smoke weed, but i don’t know what it means to do it womanly
>>32247106Wdym? Nice girls are real
>>32247114i love my gf and were talking right now.
Kurtz wanted to fight the commies like the Comanche
>>32247097Because you are gay. Congratulations anon, happy for you
How do I explain to a girl that smoking weed is an ick when I'm trying to get a security clearance to make nukes for the government??
>>32247107But you females control the dating market. Start choosing decent men, instead of going for abusive men and crying later about how all men are bad because you ignored obvious redflags.
>>32247118They aren't.>>32247121Nope.
>>32247112HAHAHA
>>32247112Being nice and kind is a requirement. No wonder you’re lonely
>>32247123>expecting foids to make rational decisionslol
>>32247123>Start choosing decent menWe do, but that means ignoring a large chunk of men. That's fine, tho.
>>32247124Oh sorry, still in the closet. Good luck
>>32247131Nah, men are not attractive to me at all. I'm physically attracted to women's bodies in the abstract, but in reality women are disgusting.
>>32247124>They aren't.Yes they are
>>32247135No they are not.
>>32247132Uh huh. Bit late for excuses. Sorry for the coping, hope you come out eventually
Women what is your pet peeve?
>>32247128Yeah, my fault for even arguing with these dumb creatures.>>32247130>We doDo you? Why is this thread full of retarded females who always get cheated on or abused then?
>>32247140>excusesWhere?
>>32247141Poor communication
>>32247144All your posts coping with being gay
Femanons, what are your red flags?
>>32247151There aren't any of those, though.
>>32247142List all the red flags for men who will cheat and abuse that you can think of.
>>32247152Entitled guys would be one
>>32247152cares about online personalitiesis racist, sexist, transphobic, homophobic, ableisthas friends who are any of these things
You guys are really stupid, honestly.
>>32247158You are a red flag
>>32247153hehe aaw
>>32247157>>32247158no i mean like, (You)r red flags
>>32247163Did you have a stroke while typing this post or something?
>>32247158Do you cry every 10 minutes
>>32247165i have a few mental illnesses and im neurodiverse
>>32247172We already knew that.
>>32247158>guilt by association bs
>>32247176But anon, if you don't cancel someone and try to get them thrown in jail that clearly means you absolutely agree 100% with everything they've ever said or done. Didn't you know that?
Women, can I be your Pet Peeve
>>32247178This is how fags talk
i like women
>>32247152The ones I have for men or the ones I have myself?A few I have for men:>sleeps around>lots of short term relationships (under 2 years)>divorced parents>anger issues>it's never his fault - his ex was crazy, his boss was a dick, his friend was an asshole, etc.>hopeless and negative>unkind whenever he can get away with it>obsesses over influencers/insta models/twitch streamers/porn actresses>4chan interests - watching anime, playing videogames, excessive use of pornThe ones I have myself:>I have male friends>I post on 4chan
>>32247165Hm.. if someone is religious they would probably see me as a red flag
>>32247187>A few I have for men:>>sleeps aroundFirst redflag in and you're already cappin lmao
>>32247184Simp
Fun factYou can use your balls to swipe on your phone, I’m doing it right now
>>32247166Dude, no one I going to know you’re gay. You are just some anon, relax
>>32247198I'm not gay, though.
>>32247193Mh? I've rejected guys over sleeping around.
>>32247158I think you might prefer plebbit
>>32247196try to type with it
>>32247196can you swipe your balls on me?
>>32247205Diff that aAa bad dead That is my balls talking. >>32247207Here you go Caa wa rva
do girls like how balls look?I think they're objectively ugly like roast beef pussies
>>32247210nice :3
>>32247212Thanks babyDo not scroll up and read my posts about how cruel you are to my cock
>>32247214i will do that now
>>32247211>do girls like how balls look?They're pretty ugly but fun, just like their owners
women do you grind on men in da club?
>>32247218No
>>32247212nta but please do the same with your nipples now
>>32247217>just like their ownersH-hey! >:[Rude
>>32247220i dont think i will
>>32247218yes
>>32247187What's wrong with porn and anime?They're the best thing ever
>>32247225They rot your brain. In different ways, but both do.
>>32247222OTL...please, im begging you
Femanons, what do you think of newest wallpaper? Pretty pervy, I know, but I like it
women thoughts on this pillow
>>32247232boomer behavior >>32247229ok sarah
>>32247232Coward, part of the fun of cuddling is your arm falling asleep
>>32247229i want to be tied up like this
>>32247229I like it, but not as wallpaper
>>32247229mine is better
>>32247240Why not? Having a bondage wallpaper is fun!
>>32247228That is my wife you're talking to. Show some respect.
women, on average, is your pee clear or yellow?
>>32247252Light yellow.
>>32247252fluorescent yellow because i take b12
Women would you make good gym equipment?
>>32247260tf was he gonna do with his hand at the end, anon??
>>32247260Sure.
its so weird to me how women really dont have anything between their legs. Like, its just flat
she's a fucking pothead and I both have no interest in weed and I want a job that requires me to not be involved with drug usenow what?
>>32247257>fluorescent yellowalien
>>32247269Talk to her about it and break up if she's unwilling to change.
>>32247260i weigh 82kg so i guess im an intermediate bench press
Women if i pay for your nails, would you scratch my balls with them?
>>32247272fat
>>32247276like in a cbt way or just softly?
>>32247276I don't like getting my nails done, they feel uncomfortable and unhygienic.
>>32247277yeah :( ive ballooned in the last year
>>32247278Softly ofc. >>32247279Thats fair. I always wonder how women function with long nails
>>32247244Nah.
Women do you prefer missionary, doggy or cowgirl?
>>32247266its worse, there is a hole
I need penis help :(I tried having sex with my girlfriend for the first time. We put on the condom. It was rolling down the right way, but it wouldn't go all the way? Near the base it started like, cutting off circulation to my penis.These were just normal condoms. I don't have a large penis, it's 5.75 inches about. So what gives? Was I doing something wrong? I've seen those videos where women blow into a condom and it grows to massive sizes. She thought it was very funny but I am a little dissapointed.
>>32247295its supposed to be tight so it doesn‘t slip off
>>32247292is cowgirl the one where im on top and bouncing?i think missionary with legs up on shoulders (so technically called hook position) > cowgirl > doggie
>>32247295God is telling you to go raw, the holy spirit will be your condom
>>32247295stop fornicating
>>32247292missionarydoggycowgirl
>>32244983'sup, Tsundere-kun. How are you holding up this NNN?
>>32247292Cowgirl and it's not even close.
Guys, do you ever have 'mini orgasms' like you come a little but aren't done? And if so, does the refractory period still apply or is it a freebie?
>>32247300>missionary with legs up on shouldersthat position is used to make the dick feel bigger than it is
>>32247292Doggy
>>32247306I wish
>>32247306Yeah thats why we edge
>>32247310oh really? it does feel good. the first guy i did it with had a pretty big dick anyway
>>32246726Keep the windows closed>>32246613>women love playing as sexualised characters It's almost as if people play video games for fun and fantasy escapism, and it's not real life, and women aren't children who need to be coddled
>>32247299But it literally was like incredibly painful. And it wouldn't roll down all the way to the base. Is it only meant to go like 2/3rds of the way down and also hurt lmfao>>32247301That would be nice but birth control messes up her hormones or something>>32247302But we're madly in love
>>32246570Lmfao>>32246517>men can style themselves to look so cool, or tough, or intelligentYou can do this as a womanIf people assume you're just a pretty face that's on them not you>>32244977>The first person to mention 'a fat and balding guy'What about a rotund and receding hairline geezer?>>32247295I would love to help you but I never had sexMaybe you have a magnum dong and got some dodgy Chinese condom or smthDo they not have sexual health clinics in America with free condoms? Just get a few sizes and try them on at home. Like when you buy jeans online but you're not sure of the waist size (but don't return the others)
>>32247318I am haunted by the idea that the man my girlfriend had sex with before me had a large penis
>>32246511Working in food service is just shit in general desu>>32246480I second the suggestion of working in a hospital or doctor's clinic or something, or maybe teaching/supporting kids with special needs or something >>32247306>come a little but aren't doneI've had this but there's not really an orgasm
>>32247320>That would be nice but birth control messes up her hormones or somethingThe holy spirit is your birth control
>>32247322how small is yours?
>>32247244"Bondage wallpaper'" is wild bro>>32247229What character is this?>>32247225Watch Agent Aika>>32247187>divorced parentsThis is just unfair lol it's not like this is a choice >>32247160When did I say I was smart
>>32247004Takeout >>32246948Been on dozens of dates??!?@? Damaged goods!!!111>>32246902The bloody what?>>32246790Champions of London>>32246443>hiding my income source so hard that I probably just seem like a lousy drug dealerA deala would just have a more obvious hustle e.g. Just Eat or laundrette to cover his dealings
>>32245141Nothing I can think of.
>>32246418>cooking games where you have to rapidly serve customersThese are fun to me now but back when I was working in food service they were like ptsd flashbacksCooking Mama Burger Shop was litty tho
>>32246406It means you are a good grill>>32246396Being into a "boy" as an adult woman is wild nglJH moment>>32246363Getting mogged by cartoon dicklets baka
>>32246424The simping for unemployed people and the worship of wealth needs to stop.Imagine feeling lower status than a leech for doing honest work.Imagine unironically looking up to or envying or hating a rich person simply for being rich.Fucking ghastly.
>>32247095>smoke weed in your genderTypical nonsensical ESL stoner ramblingsNo I just did coke with my sugar mommy last night and then had the best sleep of my life>>32246742>was playing maple storyHoly basedI fell asleep on the sofa the past two nights, last night to Jem and the Holograms, the night before to Katy Towell stories kek
>>32247322honestly dont worry about it.
>>32247336This, there's something deeply wrong with a society where an honest worker preparing people's food or stocking clothes or whatever feels like their job is "humiliating" because it barely pays a living wage
>>32245250No.
>>32247342Also people having "pride" that prevents them from asking for help yet they're fine and dandy with the feds forcing other people to help them on threat of death through gibs because it's just muh system it's how it is muh dignity.If your pride is based on such a cheap front divorced from your actual actions, you don't have self-esteem, you have wound collector narcissism as a preemptive excuse for shitty behavior.
>>32247342"living wage" is a retarded psyop disconnected from actual cost of living that undermines any point you were makingalso anon was talking about disconnecting self-esteem from income level - you're just leaning into it furtherseek jesus or meds or whatever this shit is getting old
>>32246354Fap Free FallJizz Jilted JamboreeBlue Ball Bonanza>>32246260Sorry I was out with stacy last night
>>32245268My hobby is posting on 4chan.
God I wish this retarded faggot would OD already
>>32247348Which one?
>>32246256I guess he got kik'd to the curb>>32247345? I'm saying part of the shame for a lot of working class people stems from the fact that they can barely afford to support themselves on a full-time job of honest work. I know several people mechanics, chefs, painters etc. who just live paycheck to paycheck in a shitty one bed flat
>>32247158>cares about online personalitiesFair.>is racist, sexist, transphobic, homophobic, ableist>has friends who are any of these thingsLmao.
>>32247348RudeNot my fault you Americans do all your shitposting in the middle of the night
>>32247327>This is just unfairYeah, it is pretty unfair. But parents divorcing is pretty much the strongest predictor of divorce lol
>>32246256you know it's over when a desperate femanon rejects you
>>32247334Rude.
i am so edgy
>>32245828https://youtu.be/mW03QgubN0M?si=cRXWG5rg8o3SIfGX>>32245784I main Blaze in SoR>>32247365Uwu>>32247353RIP
>>32247365Let me cut my tongue on you
>>32247368can i live in your mouth?
>>32247369Can I drown in you
>>32247370yes
Women,I have a window open with 181 webms of some of the absolute most enticing solo female content I have ever downloaded from /gif/, yet some unknown force is compelling me to minimize it and pull up the boring video editing I don't even need to do or make money on.Would you marry a drudge?
>>32247379>window open with 181 webmsMy nigga get help
>>32247326It's just nearly six inches.It's pretty girthy though, and she always goes urgh too big. But once I said 'by the way it's really like 5.10 inches not 6' she said "I know I can tell" which threw me for a loop
>>32247379The fact that some people save porn on their computer will never cease to amaze me.
>>32247385why? i dont save porn but if you like something save it, it could get deleted
>>32247386Do you people get attached to porn videos? It's so fucking weird.
>>32247327>This is just unfair lol it's not like this is a choiceEverything in your life is a choice. You manifested the current reality for yourself.
>>32247389me people? i dont watch porn, i masturbate thinking of my gf. im just explaining why someone would save porn
>>32247389not to videos but actress. some goofballs actually fall in love with a porn actress
>>32245828Have an afterparty sethttps://voca.ro/1a4HuqzGjZB1>>32245676I'm a simple man I like boobs and a fun personality>>32245638Bc we comfy>>32245602Winter is cumming
>>32247385>tfw I save innocuous posts, texts, and emails and use them as porn, so if they were ever found nobody would ever know I schlick to them
>>32247385>>32247389Women and fuckboys always say this but they can never really explain why.You have some weird "save = emotional attachment" thing you carry over and continue to believe even after discovering 4chan.It's really difficult to understand, honestly.Is it just the consequence of being a phonefag?Like you have such limited space you obsess over every file?Or is it an extension of a neat freak thing where you have to have a categorical memory of every wallpaper or video you download?Even if you just download a youtube channel you don't have time to watch videos of but might come back to later, people freak out and think you're some sort of prepper.Is the average person unable to conceive of the size of a terabyte or something?>>32247396This isn't it either. If a filename or zip file or something has the name of the subject I will throw it in metadata in case I ever want to cross reference it, but I don't care at all about any individual file.One time I downloaded like 10k gmod maps and some sperg was asking me "uhhhh why do you NEED all those why would you download them are you going to play all of those?"Like probably not no, is there a problem with having an extra copy of them on an otherwise unutilized hard drive where they might someday be useful if other copies are lost or just for someone to rediscover after I die?It's not like a full hard drive consumes more power to spin than an empty one.Just weird mindset to me.
>>32245558M26Like once a weekMy faceI tried growing a beard but was still getting ID'd for monster energy drinks so I just accepted I am baby
>>32245558MI think the last time I shaved was probably around 2010 or 2011 if I had to guess
>>32247402People are obsessed with order and minimalism. How cringe.
>>32245555Omg her boobs in the substance were prostheticsThank god I almost killed myself but she could still get itThey looking good but I hope it wasn't too expensive I got a gucci bag but that bitch drained my credit
Women, what does it mean if you playfully touch my ear while we're hanging out and there are other people around too? I'm afraid I'm reading too much into it.
>>32247407I still don't get it. I was the type of kid who washed his hands after every meal, sorted his creative projects into file folders, and to this day I love simplicity and minimalism in most things I do.And I also collect lots and lots of files from the internet, especially now that I have good download speed.
>>32247412she wanted to eat your ear wax
>>32247402>Is the average person unable to conceive of the size of a terabyte or something?Bro really wrote an essay to defend his porn addiction
>>32245496>Most important people died in their 20s or 30sSauce?We should not be glamorising the tiny subset of people who died young due to illness/mental health/other shitty circumstances but were talented and lucky enough to do something and impactful with their life while they were on earth. They could've done so much more if they had more years, that's the real tragedy
>>32247416Being intimidated by both complete sentences and downloading things really does make me lean towards the retarded phonefag theory
>>32245496>end up stuck in a hospital bedTbf Dilla wrote Donuts from the hospital bed while he was dying and it's arguably the best/most influential hip hop record ever produced kek
>>32245496>internet addict took "live fast, die young" too seriouslygo ahead. take massive amounts of steroids and Adderall to become superman and die young
>>32247400Ew.>>32247402I've never been a phonefag.I just don't get why you'd want to clutter your computer with useless shit you probably will never use again. I keep things that are meaningful or valuable to me, or things I consult frequently, but porn videos collections just weird me out. Like do you specifically want that 28 second clip of that specific porn actress being fucked when you fap? Do you go through your folder dick in hand to find that?Just weird. I generally find people who are obsessed with porn really weird.
>>32247431Sorry we can't all just get off to our memories like you.
>>32247424>intimidated by downloading thingsBro hasn't seen my anime girl reaction image collection
>>32247434>can't all just get off to our memoriesNta but skill issue desu. Imagination mods any pr0n
>>32245485>I've never had sex with a woman in a wheelchair, but it's on my checklistBro's in for a wheely good time
>>32247438My imagination is too deplorable. I need to stay grounded by reading real life things sometimes.
>>32245487>YoshuaWhen you meet Yoshi's cuz at the Hanukkah cookout
>>32247431>clutterHard drives are not physical space.Want to download things while avoiding clutter?Put all of your downloads and things that aren't important in a subfolder in C:/There, done, clean as ever.I don't get why you feel a compulsion to keep nearly your entire hard drive empty - you can always delete unimportant things anyways.Now onto your other obsession - I guarantee you support men fucking each other up the ass and having retarded parades about that "lifestyle" but you are still freaking out and LARPing about porn if a straight man does it, PARTICULARLY obsessing specifically about videos of women getting fucked despite me saying a few replies ago in the original reply you found so upsetting: "solo female content".You're hysterical, deranged, uncoupled, and you know very well what you're saying isn't true because you can read. The reason you're saying it is because you know the stigma you're trying to apply to me doesn't apply well at all to begin with.You know very well that I am not obsessed with watching women get fucked, because I am obviously talking about simple nudes and in a very detached manner ("I am being distracted from all these nudes by video editing") yet you feel compelled to lie.My psychology is extremely straightforward, you're the one flinching and whatabouting and reframing even though you've been on the attack the whole time.inb4 you pretend you are actually the one virgin christfag woman on the entire board and haven't sucked your way through a list of men you never even loved
Btw anons if you think you have negative rizzI literally spilled a beer on my barmaid crush last night when we were sitting outsideBut I got her a drink after and it was chill
>>32247442This drilla was def the quiet kid in school with the suspiciously big backpack
>>32247444I accept your concession and implied apology for being a big faggot
>>32247447I just find it funny how she said she finds saving porn weird and you lectured her about being a slut
>>32247449I find it funny you tried to be self-righteous and got blown the fuck out so hard on your selective morality that you're pretending to be a third party
Guys, is there any way for me to test the waters with a male friend without having to overtly come out and admit that I'm interested in him? Bearing in mind that I'm a touch-averse tomboy, so go-tos like "incidental" cleavage and "casual" hugs aren't gonna work.Alternatively, if you know/suspect a girl is interested in you but you have no interest in her, is there anything you'd do to signal to her that you're not interested? Or anything you'd avoid to prevent giving her ideas? And if you've done these things but she's an autistic retard who doesn't take a hint and ends up asking you out anyway, would that impact the friendship?
>>32247266Women have nothing between their legsI have nothing between my earsWe are not the same
>>32247451>Hey, are you dating anyone?Yes, I know, makes it obvious, but that is how you ask.
>>32247442>I don't get why you feel a compulsion to keep nearly your entire hard drive emptyI don't get why I'd hoard random stuff on my computer.The rest of you rant is weird. I don't get why you felt the need to talk about fags, or why you think it's so important to distinguish videos of women getting fucked and "solo female content" like it makes you not like other porn addicts and so much better than them. Also lol
>>32247450>pretending to be a third partyBro is having a schizo moment>>32247451Depends on the guy's personality desu and how forward he is. If he is a retard like me you might have to be a bit more obvious about it>anything you'd do to signal to her that you're not interestedI don't think so desu because if I like her as a friend I'm probably going to be just as friendly>doesn't take a hint and ends up asking you out anyway, would that impact the friendshipNot at all, I might feel bad that I dong reciprocate the feelings but would be happy if we could remain friends
>>32247402Nta. Collecting data is useful, as long as you are saving books, documents, music, and films. Porn is degenerate filth. It shouldn't be watched, let alone preserved.
>>32247456>>32247459>>>32247447
>>32247454>makes it obvious, but that is how you askNta but if girls ask if I'm single/dating anyone I do not take that as a sign of interest kek
>>32247460I will continue looking at pictures and videos of naked women no matter how deep of a hysteria you go into over it, and I bet I have more books, and worthwhile books, saved than you.
>>32247464Bro is still schizoing out, baka
>>32247464You're weird and retarded.
>>32247467>bet I have more books, and worthwhile booksPretty sure this is oxford >>32247456 bro really thinks he's a bigger book nerd
<<32247472epic namedrop
euro hours is so fucking gay here
seriouslyamericans pls wake up
>>32247479When you start posting in Euro hours when all the Americans have gone to sleep
>>32247337I just thought, does the term sugar mommy/daddy refer to cocaine or does it just mean like candy and stuff
I woke up early, but the bickering reminded me I have porn to sort, so I shan't be posting in /atoga/ today.
>>32247492Good. One less coomer.
Do most women actually like longer hair on a guy or do they only say that because they think long hair = not bald
>>32247497I don't like long hair personally. I have two friends who like long hair and they seem to just like it.
>>32247492>I have porn to sortThis is a wild use of time bro
>>32247492Both sides of this retarded argument are too far off their respective deep ends. They'll both go away eventually, then the moderate posters who understand we're on the internet where there are people with all sorts of reasonable interests will be able to post.
When she gets a short haircut
>>32247497Ear-length is best for men, I'd say.
fellow girls: when you wear makeup, are you constantly distracted by the texture and worrying whether it's smeared? I don't wear it often, so when I do, I might look as snatched as possible in the mirror but once I'm out of my own eyeline I'm constantly paranoid that I'm fucking it up in some way and look disastrous
>>32247501Nominate an alternate use of my day off, I promise to look at the thread again in a few minutes to read it, but it better not be some euro devil nonsense.>>32247502I'm able to post whenever I like and no one can stop me - once I finish sorting this porn that is, maybe they'll be gone by then but I doubt it, I'll be finished long before euro bedtime.
>>32247516I don't cake it on, so no. You get used to consistent makeup and accessories eventually.
>>32247518>Nominate an alternate use of my day offNta, but:>reading (go to libgen if you don't have books)>watching a film (nature documentaries are nice)>drawing or writing (all you need is a pen and paper)>clean your room/apartment/house/whatever>work out>cook your favorite meal>go hiking>take pictures of nature>build or fix something>learn about a new topic>play chess against a computer>spend time with your friends and familyThere's plenty of other stuff, too. This is just off the top of my head.
>>32247516I am. I also wear make up infrequently and obsess over not touching my face. I just ask someone I'm out with to tell me if my make up looks bad.
>>32247529Another good one is gutenberg.org and use the random lookup.I can't seem to find any good action movies I haven't already seen - /tv/ suggestions are pretty poor too. The last movie I watched was Kolobos last month for Halloween. It was pretty mid and I felt neither horrified nor thrilled.I have a tablet I actually have barely used since I got it, but I don't feel like drawing right now.I won't clean my apartment this weekend - maybe I'll clean the kitchen when I get back from voting Tuesday.I will work out, I have been slacking off and I have the dumbbells handy. It will be a nice break from sorting porn.I won't cook beyond making a chicken patty sandwich for my afternoon meal.I won't hike, it is unpleasant, the only form of ambulation that is good is running which I also will not be doing today.I will not take more nature photos, the net is drowning in them. I might sort some though as a break from sorting porn.I won't be building or fixing anything.I learn about a new topic nearly every day, as a break from whatever else I am doing. The internet makes that easy.I won't play chess - it is terribly dull and I refuse to learn chess theory.I avoid my surviving family and have distanced myself from my former friends. If my three Steam friends are all online, maybe we will play a game.In summary while some of these things are appealing to me and I may spend some time doing them, they will not keep me from my task of sorting porn today.
>>32247518>Nominate an alternate use of my day offIdk clean your house or something Tbf I am bedrotting rn I can't talk>>32247529>spend time with your friends and family........>>32247548>I will not take more nature photos, the net is drowning in themDude you should do it for fun
Would it be weird to use fake tan as a guy? Not like full Jersey shore but I'm naturally pale to the point that doctors kept asking me if I'm faint since childhood when I go for something completely unrelated, and roasting in the sun for long is annoying and the tan peels off fast for me as well after vacations. I live in a Mediterranean country so being too pale is generally seen as unhealthy.
>>32247518Ngl "sorting porn" is just crazy to me bro. Why not just look stuff up if you're horny?
>>32247554It's not fun thoughever
>>32247558Didn't you already have this conversation about a moral panic about downloading vs browsing with someone in this thread already, before I woke up?I didn't really read up very carefully but I'm pretty sure that answer is already in there and you're just baiting because you want to bring the thread back down to euro hour quality. What a goober.
>>32247559K then don't do it>>32247557It's not really weird but it is a bit himbolicious, also pretty sure it's not good for your skinI thought a lot of girls liked pale guys? I'm very tan and am insecure about it kek
>>32247560No, no I didn't You are schizoing out bro
>>32247563Didn't you say that in the conversation I read when I opened this thread too?Think you're clever kiddo??
>>32247565>Think you're clever kiddo?I dindu nuffin
>>32244989>irl venues are full of friend groups that dont talk to strangersGo to a pub or club>>32245003Wtf none of them look like turkeys>>32245005This is very sad ):
>>32245013M, sure I'd marry she looks cute>>32245080I would but cba to exercise today>>32245279Stitch in Time? BasedI still have WR speedrun on the game
>>32245230Sure if they pay me>>32245237Haven't fapped in over a week but might bust a fat nut today>>32245342Pot, kettle
>>32245390>moids fucking love this shitI would never do this to a girl, I don't see the appeal at all>>32245407Time to ghandimaxx>>32245468Hey mate have you got a lighter
>women in their 30s and 40s are starting to come out on social media about how miserable they are being alone and having to work instead of being a housewife>women in their late teens and early-mid 20s are still being picky and choosing to study and work instead of learning from their seniorsWhy are women so stupid? Why don't they learn more from their older peers? Today I tried to talk to a 21 year old at the gym and she snubbed me. I'm 34 but I have a good job, property and income. I could give her the family life she (will) want.
>>32245171I went to a bar with some people straight after work and then we went to another pub and I met an older rich acquaintance and we went back to hers and got pizza and did coke bc her husband is still away and danced around the house and then I put on Jem and the Holograms and fell asleep on the sofa in my work clothes and she's gone to the gym this morning and shopping and I am on the comedown regretting my life choices again
>>32247585Most men are not able to support a family on a single income. People don't want to date for cash, that's just being a whore with extra steps.
>>32247596You gave 2 entirely contradictory reasons in your post. I don't believe you're a woman who believes anything you just said.
>>32247585People are different; you can study/have a career and still meet a guy and become a housewife, but it at least gives you independence and options, and a lot of people still continue to work on the side. It is possible to enjoy studying/career and also homemaking and it is nice to have the flexibility with bothAnyway trying to rizz college aged girls at the gym because you have property is wild bro. I just flirt with the lonely late 30s careerwomen
>>32247585same how men think they'll age gracefully women think they'll age gracefully.you're not that guy/girl pal
>>32247603Men need to be attracted physically to their partner.Women don't.
>>32247598They're not contradictory at all. Choosing to date a man you don't like just because he can pay for your stuff is just being a whore with extra steps. The man you like will probably not be able to provide for you. It makes sense to build a career, you can always choose to be a stay at home mom/housewife if you want if you happen to fall in love with one of the guys who actually can provide.
>>32247609>Women don't.Lmao.
>>32247602>. I just flirt with the lonely late 30s careerwomenI feel bad for you
>>32247609Women who have sex with their partners do need to feel attracted to them.
>>32247614Why lol? They mog, also I have mommy issues
>>32247585>Today I tried to talk to a 21 year old at the gymWhat did she look like?
>>32247610>Choosing to date a man you don't like just because he can pay for your stuff is just being a whore with extra stepsNobody cares. Men marry for looks, women marry for money. It's a tried and tested system that works.>>32247613>women snub you while they're in their 20s>suddenly they're nice to you and are willing to date you when they age ten years laterExplain this then. I don't find McChickens any less tasty just because I become fit, and I certainly won't find fat chicks attractive just because I myself become a fatty; I'd still be pining for Jessica Alba.>>32247616Nope. For women it's a preference. Plus, they just need to lie there for the most part.
>>32247620Skinny Chinese girl, maybe 5'9, wearing a tight Under Armour top showing her midriff. She had eyelash makeup on and a ponytail.
>>32247621>Men marry for looks, women marry for moneyBro thinks he's in Pride and Prejudice
>>32247621>Men marry for looks, women marry for money.We've been marrying for love for a very long time, anon.>Nope. For women it's a preference.It's really not. I don't want to fuck ugly guys.
>>32247623>5'9Hngggh did she have long legs
>>32247623>Asian that left her countryShe's a traitor. You shouldn't want her anyway.
>>32247624>Pride and PrejudiceNta but in the book, Mr. Darcy was said to be a handsome man.
>>32247626>I don't want to fuck ugly guysI have a question for you: Do you believe most men are born ugly or are only ugly because of lack of effort?>>32247627Yes. She was working out alone too.
>>32247628Black girl on the right is a baddie tho <3
>>32247632>Do you believe most men are born ugly or are only ugly because of lack of effort?I don't think most guys are ugly, they're just average, not particularly hot.
>>32247626>I don't want to fuck ugly guysI can guarantee you'd rather fuck an ugly guy for the rest of your life than be alone and single in your 30s and 40s without kids.
>>32247637>can guarantee you'd rather fuck an ugly guy for the rest of your lifeNta but this is an absolutely mental thing to say
>>32247632>She was working out alone too.What work outs? If she was doing nothing but ass exercises, then she's just a generic gym thot, meaning that you dodged a bullet.
>>32247637I'd rather be alone than with someone who doesn't make me happy.
>>32247635Would you date/marry an average looking guy then?>>32247640A bit of everything. I saw her doing some light hand weight stuff too.
>>32247642>he doesn't realise that anon is married to chad
>>32247641Wrong. Women in TikTok are very quickly revealing that's absolutely not the case.>>32247643Who cares. She's clearly not the type of women we're trying to educate.The women we're trying to educate are young, skinny and unmarried but are looking for Mr. Chad/Perfect and nothing less.
>>32247645>young, skinny and unmarried but are looking for Mr. ChadHow dare people be young and have dreams lol
>>32247648They're very often ending up alone and miserable for holding out for Mr. Perfect instead of marrying young Mr. Average.
>>32247642>Would you date/marry an average looking guy then?If I liked him in other ways, sure. But I fully understand the raw attraction I have for my husband is a big reason why he gets fucked every day 7 years into our relationship and I can't keep my hands off him. I never felt this with anyone else.>>32247645>Women in TikTok are very quickly revealing that's absolutely not the case.I have been in an unhappy relationship, I broke up with him because I was miserable every day and literally dreaded him coming home to me. I was much happier being alone than with him.
>>32247645why're you trying to educate them? I want them to become lonely hags that talk to their cats like they're humans. dumb people don't deserve happiness
>>32247637Females who end up alone in their 30s and 40s without children are pathetic, yes, but there are also plenty of those that get a divorce later on and still ruin their marriages and the lives of their children. Divorce should be forbidden unless the man allows it. There, I just solved the West's birth rate crisis.
>>32247650It's not like they're on their death bed kek they can still get married after thatMy colleague in late 50s got married a year ago and had kids in her 40s (also she's still super hot)
>>32247621>Jessica Alba.She has a fridge body. You have shit taste.
>>32247656Her husband is a cuck lmfao.>>32247657Sabrina Carpenter or Sydney Sweeney then. Who else do you zoomers like? Snood? Zendaya?
>>32247655>Divorce should be forbidden unless the man allows itBro wants to bring back slavery bc he can't pull
>>32247656I think I'm gonna throw up.
>>32247659How is he a cuck if he has a hot wife and kids lol? Jealous of him ngl
>>32247664He's a cuck for settling for an eggless whore.No self-respecting man should marry anything other than a girl in her 20s.
based redpiller incel dropping trvkes
>>32247667You're too old.
>>32247662Why lol?
>>32247664yea I'm sure she's "super hot" in late 50s.
>>32247660Qt MAP, by your retarded logic, millionaire athletes can't pull either since they get ruined by females as well.
>>32247659I like Kate Moss.
>>32247671Because she has a few years AT MOST left of being attractive, so he married for a few years of happiness at best.Because she can't give him more than 1 kid, and big families are usually happier.Because it teaches younger women the myth they can still find happiness even if they marry in their 30s and 40s (they won't lmao).We want to marry and impregnate women who are young, skinny and fertile. We won't settle for anything less. Cucks like that guy are ruining that though.
>>32247677ayy lmao
>>32247650Better than miserable and stuck picking up after Mr.Average!
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>>32247667>eggless whoreWhat? They've been together for decades and have kids kek>No self-respecting man should marry anything other than a girl in her 20sIdk if she was single I would marry her lol>>32247672She looks really good for her age but it's the personality also and I'm a weirdo>>32247676>Why did the person who just married me for the money and clout leave me and rinse me dry in the divorce
>>32247451If you're in a group together and he's being funny/entertaining and you catch yourself beaming a big smile at him and he seems to be avoiding your gaze and he also doesn't seem to want to spend time alone with you, he doesn't like you like that.
>>32247691>don't blame the scammer brokys
>>32247516This is why I only wear tinted lip balm, waterproof mascara and maybe a tiny bit of smudged dark brown eyeliner and some cream blush. Everything else makes me feel unclean.
