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Bracing for it edition

Previously on your favourite visual novel: >>32253788
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>>32256596
Women, would you date a fat and balding guy?
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are you guys excited for christmas
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Girls, do you judge men who are in their late 20's and have never been on a date?

This is me.
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Attack femanons with kisses like Comanche raiders and track them down for another round like Texas Rangers.
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>>32256603
Not really. It's not that different to me. I get together with family for a few hours, but it's largely just a day where I can't go to my favorite restaurants. That annoys me. I should try to feel happier though.
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>>32256603
Not really, I only get Christmas day off from work.
:(
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>>32256603
Frig off. It's not even Thanksgiving yet.
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Women should start dressing like this, I call it Mermaidcore. They could start a whole aesthetic too like decorating their houses with sea paintings and mermaid statues. I think it would be nice if they did.
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>>32256604
no
>>32256602
yes
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>>32256613
as jacksfilms once sang..
https://youtu.be/c3CDsoRDdRA?si=MPyXl50Yp7CkCvKf
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>>32256596
its fucking wimdy
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Girls, when people recommend media to you, do you make an effort to check it out and tell them what you thought of it?
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>>32256603
Nah
>>32256623
Depends how interested in it I am
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>>32256623
only if it’s a recommendation based on my shared interests. I don’t really like diving into something that I might not enjoy
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>>32256625
>>32256626
What sorts of things interest you? What do you enjoy?
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>>32256603
I curbstomp everyone who mentions Christmas to me before Black Friday.
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>>32256623
what she said >>32256626
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>>32256628
for games, I love solo story games!! silly and fun but I also love the more serious ones. silly ones being undertale and pikuniku, serious being life is strange and firewatch, edith finch, before your eyes… for shows i love cartoons.. regular show, amazing world of gumball, gravity falls…
I don’t watch many movies so idk what would interest me
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I hate women.
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>>32256639
Why?
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>>32256640
Because they're awful.
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>>32256615
>mermaid
>clothing
pathetic
Women should forgoe clothing and become fully aquatic semi-spiritual beings, who can dive between the otherworld and this one, seducing, luring or assisting sailors and men who wander too close to the shore.
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>>32256641
True that, brother.
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>>32256641
you're awful Anawn..
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>>32256638
Have you played the Ace Attorney games? And Ghost Trick?
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>>32256647
Yeah, probably.
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>>32256628
Is there a particular reason you're asking? That's kind of a broad topic.
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>>32256648
I haven’t played either, but I have been recommended ace attorney! I just haven’t been able to play
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>>32256615
No. Druidcore. Entcore but sexy.
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>>32256603
yes! ahh i should put up the christmas tree today.
>>32256623
a friend just sent me an ebook that ive been listening too. it goes for 12 hours though
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>>32256596
M
femanons, would you cosplay as a Mandolorian chick in order to please me?
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>>32256654
I just want to know.
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>>32256660
oo ya!!! I want to decorate my dorm too, but that can get expensive .. I’ll just be crafting my decorations instead #artist
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>>32256661
Probably not
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>>32256663
nta but the only recommendations I care about are for scifi. Preferably books about aliums but also good sf tv shows
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>>32256657
I love those games very much. I played them all on the DS as a kid, and now they've all been rereleased in a series of collections, and I replayed the first game on PlayStation. It was very nostalgic and I'm excited to get to the rest of them.
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>>32256666
check'd.
you'd have to get to know me, I get it.
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>>32256668
oh hell yeah!!! I need to wishlist ds games for this Christmas .. I forget I have one kek
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>>32256596
To women: how do I get a perfect sex slave maid who lets me beat her? Having this in my life would make me very happ and I would love her very much. Thank you for your advice
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>>32256669
Even then that just feels like wearing a T-shirt for a band I don't listen to. And that's lame.
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>>32256678
I don't watch Star Wars either, I watch Star Trek.
I just think women in helmets are hot.
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>>32256674
At the womans shelter.
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women how would you redesign the balls to make them more appealing?
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>>32256661
Yea
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>>32256674
be a billionaire
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>>32256681
Why a womans shelter?
>>32256684
Okay. That makes sense. How can I become a billionaire? Thanks again
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>>32256682
I would not change anything, they are already the perfect form.
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>>32256683
very nice. I don't exchange discord since it is complete slop. So we'll rely on fate.
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>>32256686
get money
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>>32256682
I guess it would be better if you kept them in sport mode all the time?
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>>32256688
damn, want to cup these even tho I drew 'em
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>>32256689
Are you sure? I'm also 5'10" and I have red hair and I'm a 3D artist.
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>>32256695
That's exactly my type, but I really hate discord.
I trust that God will bring her to me.
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>>32256690
Okay. I promise to make lots of money. Thank you for advice, you've been very helpful.
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>>32256697
no
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>>32256698
I also dream of being in a harem. It's so lonely without a husband and sisterwives.
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Femanons, when was the last time you blew someone a kiss?
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>>32256688
>tfw no gf who loves my balls
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>>32256697
>>32256702
I'm not into maledom
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>>32256707
femdomfujos need to LEAVE
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>>32256704
I'm just going to have one wife named Mary or Alice. I changed my mind about the harem.
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I'm not (you)ing this ChatGPT tier smut but its garbage and I lost interest.
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I'm so sleepy. He hates me
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>>32256712
you genuinely suck at writing.
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>>32256714
What if he regrets breaking up with you but had no option?
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>>32256716
It wasn’t a story it was a question.
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>>32256667
NTA but what are some of your favorite alien books and scifi shows?
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>>32256717
I'd forgive him
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women do you want a rimjob?
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>>32256721
NAG but you can lick my asshole. Haven’t shaved it in a while and I have a hemorrhoid though.
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>>32256720
Are you from Florida?
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>>32256721
I mean. Not right now.
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>>32256723
kill yourself maleoid
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to dig my face into his chest during a hug ..
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On Thursday I slept through my alarm. When I woke up, it was 7:40, and I have to be at work at 8:00, and it takes me 13-15 minutes to drive to work. So I realize I have to throw on clothes really quickly to rush out the door and get to work. Well, when I jumped out of bed, both of my legs were asleep. I tried to get to my closet but it felt like I was walking on stilts. I twisted my ankle and fell down and skinned my knee. I also fell on a Wendy's cup I placed in the floor and the ice got my carpet and my underwear all wet. Then I still had to get dressed and I got to work four minutes late, and I was limping really bad all day. Thankfully someone at work had a bottle of Aleve I could borrow.

Girls, what do you think of this story.
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>>32256728
At your convenience, of course.
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>>32256732
Fake.
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>>32256731
I don't want this. I want it the other way around...
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>>32256732
You slept through your alarm because you didn't give yourself enough time to sleep
Evidence: ice
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>>32256719
books:
A Fire Upon the Deep and Deepness in the Sky by Vernor Vinge
Children of Time by Adrian Tchaikovsky
The Sparrow by Mary Doria Russell
Up the Walls of the World by James Tiptree Jr (Alice Bradley Sheldon)

Not a lot of great tv out there but Love Death and Robots is a notably excellent show
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>>32256732
>I also fell on a Wendy's cup I placed in the floor and the ice got my carpet and my underwear all wet.
Slylock Fox says your story is fake, you had no ice in your overnight cup on the floor.
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Boys do you like girls that finger their pussies to Ned Flanders?
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>>32256737
I'll look these up, thank you.
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Message to all misogynists and all misandrists
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>>32256739
Sure, that doesn't bother me.
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>>32256725
I
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>>32256732
Stopped reading after the first comma because punctuation is for manlets
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>>32256739
I think you just made that up and don't actually finger yourself to Ned Flanders.
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>>32256736
>>32256738
Sorry, what I was trying to say was that it was a cup of ice when I sat it down. Obviously it had melted by the morning. But it was originally a cup of sweet tea, but by the time it happened it was mostly just water, which isn't as bad as making a big spill of sweat tea and having to clean it up later.
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>>32256739
No. Only Ned Bigby
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>>32256743
Everything is communication.
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>>32256747
Did you meet him on 4chan?
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Stupid Flanders
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>>32256731
>she says while allegedly dating someone
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>>32256754
What the hell...
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>>32256750
Just fuck off you fucking fake-ass "I put cups of shit on the floor" dumbass. Worthless shitty posts ain't worth the toilet paper they come in on you fucking retard asshole. I piss on your floor.
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>>32256757
yeah and he is the guy in question
tho im mad at him right now
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women would you date a man who is kinda cringe?
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>>32256741
I hope you enjoy something :)
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>>32256759
Did you meet almost 2 years ago?
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>>32256749
He is a tall, masculine, mustachioed, employed, christotrad, loving father, homeowner, beef cake, with yellow skin, and a positive outlook on life. So basically everything you will never be.
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>>32256766
Left-handed tho...
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>>32256766
I'm employed
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>>32256767
YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT FUCKING NOW
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>on top of needing to be rich, tall and big dicked to please women, now I have to have jaundice too
sigh
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>>32256734
>>32256760
I've got the bruise to show for it, but it's funny to me that my morning was so over the top awful that people literally can't believe it happened.
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>>32256765
You're freaking me out
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>>32256771
I like how you circled back to reply to my post because you missed it the first time.
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>>32256761
What did he do?
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>>32256771
Wowzers, you're literally a cartoon character XD they should make an anime about you XDDD
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>>32256772
Well I mean I feel like it's you...
:(
Does your name star with R?
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>>32256732
If you know you're going to be late regardless, why not just take your time and have a normal morning routine. You aren't going to lose your job over being late once or twice.
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>>32256767
Nta but that's a positive for me I'm a lefty
I literally learned about the existence of left handed scissors from that episode.
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>>32256776
No fucking way...
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>>32256776
I would rather read the 6000 word smut post or the Talmud than your discord tranny drama
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>>32256769
Don't make me tap the sign.

*taps the sign*
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>>32256781
Based and kekked, and true.
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>>32256774
left the country for a trip and didn’t let me know
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>>32256779
ITS NOT FUCKING TRUE
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>>32256780
Oh, hi, I'm really sorry, I don't hate you at all I miss you a lot.
I think about you all the time.
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>>32256787
shut up bitch im over it
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>>32256777
Well, I wouldn't have been late if I wasn't slowed down by falling and then not being able to put much pressure on my right foot. If that hadn't happened, I would've just made it. And yeah I know that I won't get in trouble if I'm late one time, but I take being on time really seriously and it really bothers me when I'm late for stuff.
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>>32256786
>not true
No that was definitely a thing that happened
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>>32256782
why is he raising his right hand?
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>>32256788
:( I'm sorry
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>>32256784
dubious behavior
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>>32256792
Primary/dominant hand is for holding the sign. Lesser/subordinate hand gets the simpler task of fisting.
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>>32256784
why does he have to tell you everything?
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>>32256784
Passportbros... did we get too cocky?
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>>32256789
Your floor is covered with garbage. How seriously do you take your life?
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Hello retards have I finally gone deaf in my left ear or is my AirPod broken?
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>>32256793
im not even who you were talking to but you kind of deserve to be messed with considering you can just message each other privately this stuff. I find this entirely performative.
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>>32256797
it’d be nice to be given updates
being “forgetful” about things I tell him that r important to me isn’t really a trait that I want in my husband
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>>32256801
My table had stuff on it so I put my cup in the floor
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>>32256796
This is incorrect. If I were holding a sign I would do it with my subordinate hand so that my dominant hand is free to do other things. Non-dextrous work like holding a sign for an extended period is obviously more natural for the non-dominant hand.
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>>32256803
We don't have each other's contact info, but yeah someone could be pretending to be her by just saying yes to whatever I say.
I just feel horrible because I hurt her a lot unintentionally.
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>>32256804
He ain't shit
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women. women. women.
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>>32256808
ohh okay, damn. rough.
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>>32256808
NTA stop being a narcissist and get over yourself.
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>>32256812
Marcia Marcia Marcia
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>>32256784
Are you sure this is a real relationship?
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>>32256808
>We don't have each other's contact info,
The it's not real.
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>>32256811
Wedge driving "where's my hug" typa guy right here.
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>>32256787
I miss you too
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>>32256811
yeah but my walking dead save files are on his computer so there’s no point in thinking of a breakup
>>32256816
thinking about it
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>>32256782
That is it moids. I am done with your shit. First you gave me periods, then you called me fat in school, you consistently fail to give me anything close to an orgasm despite my infinite patience, you spam atoga with mindless drivel, and now you’ve taken my childhood crush, the father figure and husband I always wanted to make up for the complete disappointment that God actually left me with, my sole confidant to turn to during years of neglect and abuse, and you ruined him for me. Fuck you. I’m officially a lesbian now.
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Bitches and shit but hoes and tricks. Lick on these nuts and suck the dick
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i want femanon to take all her clothes off and then lie over me like a blanket
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>>32256822
>Fuck you. I’m officially a lesbian now.
But there are no fire exits in your bar. Enjoy your death trap, lady!
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>>32256815
Marcia was objectively hotter than Jan. Fuck that nerd slut.
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>>32256824
naked cuddling is the best
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>>32256823
>Bitches and shit
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>>32256818
I'm a girl
>>32256821
>so there’s no point in thinking of a breakup
He can't even do the bare minimum. It's weird
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>>32256603
As a hollow man, it doesn't bring usual joy, but I do love how it brings joy to other people, and that itself makes me happy.

What you getting ur bf? Whats on ur wishlist?
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Women
Why do you think you're entitled to a man's attractive if you're overweight and don't take care of yourself?
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>>32256822
>First you gave me periods
Excuse me?
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>>32256830
Sure you are.
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>>32256824
I want to flay all your skin off and then use you as a rug.
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>>32256833
I am not overweight but I am under confident and other girls get to the good guys first
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>>32256833
Attraction*
Fuck I need to sleep
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>>32256833
Why do men always ask questions they already know the answer to?
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women would it hurt if i poked you in the eye with my dick?
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>>32256833
I'm a ten out of tennnn and if a guy doesn't have 7 7 7 he doesn't get a chance at THIS ride. I don't speak to bums. PERIOODDD.!
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>>32256836
I was in an LDR and the least I wanted him to do was tell me what he was up to
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>>32256837
You don't have the technology or the steady hands to pull off a procedure like that so ha!
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All women are fucking awful
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>>32256830
my expectations haven’t been too high anyway so im not too upset, just annoyed. wish he would tell me more about his life
>>32256832
yeah I love it when people are happy!
im giving a handmade wooden box to fill with Christmas notes and junk. already bought him a cutesy keychain to put inside. still gotta make and buy more things
my wishlist really only includes merch of my interests kek
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>>32256835
Only way to make them stop is to get pregnant or take birth control. Since she is blaming men for this I would assume she can’t get pregnant. That or she’s chasing the gold medal for craziest slag on atoga.
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>>32256843
I don't know the answer though. I'm legitimately inquiring.
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>>32256849
im pretty alright if you get to know me
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>>32256596
There is nothing more disgusting than a modern women that travels.
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>>32256820
I don't know what to say, I really just want you to have the best life that you can have.
I think I handled the whole thing wrong from start to finish.
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>>32256821
>thinking about it
What do you two even do as a couple?
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>>32256731
Is it annoying if he's skinny so it's not comfy to dig in?
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>>32256856
Nah i think horse poop is much more disgusting than that
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Women why are you such a jerk to me?
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>>32256862
we go to different colleges so not much.
when he comes over we watch shows and cuddle and kiss
but when he’s away we text sometimes giving each other updates
during high school we were always together, and I frequently went over to his house. did the same things but I also played games on his pc
he’s my best friend
>>32256864
bf has a great rack (pecs) but even if he was boney I’d want to feel close to his heart
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>>32256867
I disagree because horses, unlike modern women, are cute.
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>>32256767
Am dude. I never knew how happy it made me, a right handed guy, when I found a girl who was left handed. I realized that so much became more convenient.

Not a deal breaker obv, but I half hope the girl I end with is also a lefty
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>>32256868
>Guess who's here again
Satou?
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>>32256784
that isn't normal...
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>>32256876
yeah im thinking more sbout it now
kinda want to cry but idk yet
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>>32256821
backup your files plz
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>>32256874
Actually, I think I had one sake too many, I'm going to bed.
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>>32256879
the saves on his computer !!! idk how to get them to mine, but they’d be saved on steam cloud right?
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>>32256850
>handmade wooden...
10/10, very cute. Bet he'll love it
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>>32256854
I know better
You’d all make terrific soldiers btw if only you listened
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>>32256885
nta, but as soon as a draft or war is called I'm jumping the border, you should be strong and independent and defend the country yourself.
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>>32256870
I would argue that if you consider your relationship with him to be a real romantic relationship that his leaving without telling you is disrespectful to the point where it's grounds for breaking up.
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>>32256885
hardly, im too mentally ill to join the military (i am in fact banned from joining)
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>>32256854
No man is going to fall for that anymore.
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Turning femanon's face into my personal Jackson Pollock piece.
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I wish my dick wasn’t significantly darker than the rest of my body.
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women is your ass hairy?
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>>32256849
This
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>>32256895
That is kinda weird. Mine is the same shade of red as that Liver King dudes face.
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>>32256878
just have a good + bad + good conversation with him. You love that you're dating your best friend, and [reasons why you care for him] and you love communicating with him, but not telling you about something big like a trip, or communicating about any significant even in your life makes you feel less valued as a girlfriend. And stuff like that is even more important to you because it's not like you guys can see each other so often because of school, so you'd really like it if he would talk to you more about the stuff in his life because you want to feel closer to him.

Idk i was just writing on a tangent, could edit it however you want.

Plz don't cry, im sure it'll be okay :)
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>>32256890
it’s really not a “breakup” point
it’s just another thing to add to the list of things
just texted him now but i feel guilty cuz I dont want to ruin his trip
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>>32256902
Mine is like, tan, and the rest of me is pale. No idea why.
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>>32256906
…anon…You’re…fuck someone else do it. I don’t have the heart to tell him.
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>>32256906
Concentration of melanin, you can bleach it, your asshole is probably the same shade as well so it looks like its stained with shit lol.
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>>32256896
Yea. Would you rather it be smelly because it's that also
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>>32256896
yes but im getting it lasered
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>>32256895
Mine is tan while the rest of me is White.
It's a bit weird but I'm not going to do anything more to it.
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>>32256903
thank you anon! I’ve had conversations about this before.. not sure if they’d be arguments because I try to be understanding of what he has to say
he hasn’t done a lot that makes me feel valued, which really makes me feel like shit. I don’t know how else to think of myself besides negatively.
and too late. tears rolling. I wish I felt special
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>>32256912
I’m black? You mean the blonde hair and blue eyes are fake?
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>do something related to attempting to go out on dates
>go tell atoga what happened whether it's good or bad and ask for advice I already know the answer to but want a confirmation
>realize this cycle may be driving up my anxiety about it and I spend way too much time here rather than coming in from time to time when I want the 4chan chatroom experience (or maybe I just want it too much)

can anyone else relate
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Thoughts on aboriginal circumcision? Thats where a boys dad and uncle hold him up on their shoulders facing down and someone cuts a hole in the base of his dick for the semen to drain out of to prevent unwanted pregnancies. When a young abo decides to start a family he simply plugs up the hole.
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Are you guys friendly with black people in real life? The non ghetto ones.
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>>32256882
If his computer is synced, yes(?). If he isn't, just innocuously ask for the save files in his folder (documents or appdata or whereever he hides em)
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>>32256913
I do not look at my asshole but I guess that’s good to know if I want dick up my ass ever.
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>>32256921
No, the fact you think women are worth dating means that you may as well be an alien species to me.
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>>32256925
Yea Im friends with a mixed girl and got along well with my black coworkers, but they didn't really like talking to me at first
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>>32256925
Yes, but I work with them professionally. Outside of work, I don't interact with anyone, black or white or brown or yellow or anything.
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>>32256913
nta, do guys actually stick their dicks in bleach to whiten it? Jesus...
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>>32256927
yeah but that would have to be when he’s also home from college kek I’ll do that over the winter break, but I don’t think I need to since im on the last game & can just finish it at his place
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>>32256928
My point is that your anal-genital triangle (yes, that's an anatomical name) has more melanin in it than usual which means your dick, balls, taint, and asshole are all tan. Do with that information what you will, but like I said you can bleach it to match your skin tone if you are self-conscious about it.
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>>32256920
Recessive traits. You are (mostly) white but there is some black in you. I’m guessing your ancestors either owned a slave quadroon/octoroon that they kept for comfort reasons and bred with and eventually passed its offspring off as one of their own for inheritance purposes or your great great great grandma got got by one of them behind the chicken coop.
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>>32256935
What does it mean tho? Is anon right and I am part black?
>>32256936
Explains my big dick and love of black girls and rap music I guess.
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>>32256918
>https://tse3.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIG2.i.lJ8FjAdcVJU5ose8Zc&pid=ImgGn
Try calling him tonight maybe?
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>>32256925
Yes, lol wtf (am not black)
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>>32256932
Women actually do it the most, but its not literal bleach, its just a chemical that bleaches the skin. Skin whitening/lightening does the same thing. It bleaches the skin and makes it lighter.
>>32256939
>What does it mean tho? Is anon right and I am part black?
It means you produce more melanin there than the rest of your body, you could be mixed I guess. I'm white and my dick, taint, and asshole are all the same uniform color, if you care to know.
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>>32256921
No, I seldom ask questions I already know the answer to. Seems like a waste of time for all parties
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>>32256944
Huh. Thanks. Now I want to do a 23andme. I’ve heard rumours from my dad’s side that there was some fuckery.
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>>32256739
I like the Simpsons. It'd give me a chuckle, and if the girl wanted, we could watch the Stupid Sexy Flanders ep to turn her on as a joke
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>>32256951
Nothing at all…nothing at all…
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I wasted my dad's money doing 23andme. Oh well lol
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>>32256955
Giganigga.
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>>32256955
>be nigerian
>buy a DNA test to find out if you're nigerian
Anon I...
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Women what is life like without a penis?
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>>32256941
awh. thank you anon
and I don’t think I can call him. time zones!! he gets back home tomorrow..? or the day after I think ..
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>>32256925
Yes, but I'm also black myself.
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>>32256955
so I was reading it from the bottom up, and I saw the .1% and was like
>he's got the pass!!
then I read up and was disappointed the joke failed
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>>32256960
It's cool I like to style my pubes
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>>32256959
Idk, I thought there'd be a surprise in there or something, seeing as I am pretty light skinned. Nope lol
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>>32256965
cornrows, mohawk, dyed, or?
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>>32256925
sure, but I'm also black. That being said I'm in a place with like no black people so I don't really see many nor do I have any black friends right now
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>>32256939
Yeah your great grandmother was a slut
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>>32256688
Is it the left nut that's always lower (in this perspective) or is it the right? I don't want to take off my pants rn to check
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>>32256968
French braids
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>>32256955
Not a single one of your ancestors was smart enough to escape or were hot enough to be a colonizers slam pig…well…at least not the women.
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Good night y'all. Hoping for your problems to be fixed and that we all can make it
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Why are girls in customer service so pretty and cheerful if they don't want to be asked out on date and asked for their number?
>they get paid for that
No, they do not make any extra for being the cashier in Walmart. If I'm going to store to buy a milk I will buy it regardless if it got stocked by a cute girl that smiles at me, or a old black hag. I will pay for it regardless if the cashier is cute girl with nice hands or an indian.
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>>32256833
For the same reason why unattractive guys wish to have attractive gfs.
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>>32256978
>Why are girls in customer service so pretty and cheerful if they don't want to be asked out on date and asked for their number?
It's their job.
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>>32256978
you’re not owed a date cuz a girl likes her job
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>>32256982
Please?
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how do i know if I'm an alcoholic
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>>32256997
if ur mind goes straight to alcohol after any inconvenience
or after anything really
break your bad habits anon before they get worse
wishing u luck on sobriety if that’s the path u decide is best
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Hello, what is your name?
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>>32257001
anon
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>>32257005
Nice name. Where do you live?
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>>32257004
yeeaaayuuuhh!!!!
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Shit, I guess I unironically peaked in high school when it comes to moids
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>>32257024
No you didn't, there's an infinite bounty out there for you, just have to feel like you can offer something good.
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>>32257026
I can't offer anything, I'm a mess
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>>32257028
How are you a mess?
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>>32257031
I'm ugly, cynical and have dead end cleaner job
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>>32257024
yes
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>>32257011
here’s my take on the boys
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>>32257032
Are you sure you aren't being too self-critical? How old are you?
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>>32257034
nta
I like rigby's mouth
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Why is Tex-Mex so good?
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State gender
Is it So Over or are we So Back?
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>>32257001
Baby
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>>32257038
You lack taste and enjoy slop
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>>32257041
Over and out.
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>>32257035
23. Oh and I live in a shithole, with my parents and have sick fetishes and no serious education
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Foids
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>>32257045
Oh, forgot to mention I have no car or licence
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>>32257037
thank you ,, the hardest and finest detail to add in this doodle .. the simple line ..
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>>32256978
I have this problem with guys because I am positive and bubbly. Apparently that means I want to be asked out and be fucked. This guy makes guys less fun to be around
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>>32257049
It just adds a lot to his expression, its funny
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>>32257047
F
I didn't even read it but this makes me want to
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>>32257034
Can I make the request that you doodle Glep from Smiling Friends
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>>32256965
tying femanon's bush up with ribbons
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The MAGA squirrel deserved to die.
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>>32257041
f, we are so back
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>>32257043
False
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>>32257053
my beloved…
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Men, did you forget that you owe me sex?
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>>32257066
I do not. Fuck off.
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>>32256960
I was going to say we are lucky because we are flat and smooth unlike you guys only to remember I got giant mommy gf tits
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>>32257061
Hell yeah, thank you. You don't know how happy I am
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>>32257047
sure is nice guys never have to think about ectopic pregnancies or god forbid a birth defect. Nah lets just wait till shes in the throws of death before we try to claw her back. also lets litigate that too. man i love men dictating womens healthcare!
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>>32257066
sigh
*unzips dick*
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>>32257070
Far less than 10% of abortions are in any way related to medical need.
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>>32257047
aren't right wing memes supposed to not be a wall of text
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Men, please entertain me or I will be forced to goto r9k, soc or be and I know you don't want me to visit such dangerous places
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>>32257069
YAY glad to have made u happy :p
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>>32257086
Contrary to what many foids seem to believe, men do not exist to serve you. Fuck off.
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>>32257066
I wanted to fuck you but now I won't just to spite you
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What is it like to eat pussy if she doesn't shave?
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>>32257070
Unilateral elective abortion isn't "healthcare". There are obvious and severe flaws with restrictions that only allow abortion to save a woman's life. There are strong arguments to make for aborting deformed fetuses.
But the vast majority of abortion has jack shit to do with health (aside from the fact that the promiscuity which typically precedes it is itself a health risk). It's just sloganeering, a clumsy attempt to rationalize a desired policy by reaching for connections with predefined "good" things like health.
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>>32257066
I owe you sex. Please come to collect.
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>>32257045
>>32257048
One step at a time. Sick fetishes don't really match up to the real world, but you first have to feel like you belong. Why don't you try to get a license? What's stopping you?
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>>32257045
Only the fetishes are a serious problem for finding a decent husband.
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>>32257110
not if she isn't open about them
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>>32257095
>>32257073
so you agree then, banning abortions is a great way to control womens sex lives. how dare we have sluts in our culture. women having sex is bad. men having sex though, so great and manly.

just go fuck eachother already
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Is there such a thing as a part-time first-shift Monday-through-Friday job? I don’t want to go back to full-time industrial work but I can’t fucking deal with being the lynchpin of the whole operation at my current part-time job that frankly just has a shit schedule as is typical for part-time work
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>>32257176
I work part-time Monday through Friday, from seven in the morning to noon, is that what you're looking for?
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Hey, lurkers. I love you guys. You have helped me out a lot when you do reach out. Thank you.
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>>32257178
Yeah something like that, more or less. I should mention though that I don’t have a college degree. I can do full-time or I can do mornings, but doing both simultaneously makes me feel suicidal, speaking from experience. I just can’t do nights anymore and I’m tired of being “the Man” but not getting paid any more than my colleagues
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>>32257184
I love my job, personally. I make shit money and get no benefits, but everyone is so nice, there's no looming expectation that everything goes perfectly all the time, the hours are flexible so I can come and go as I please as long as my total weekly hours are remotely close to expectations, etc. I also work mostly alone, so I can tackle my duties at my own pace my own way and nobody questions them as long as the things that need doing get done. Honestly, it's so ideal that I find it hard to keep looking for something full-time elsewhere.
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>>32257066
I'm busy with my countless AI wives, sorry
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>>32257194
I just masturbate in my locked office instead.
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I hate having GAD so fucking much. I'm a normal and outgoing person otherwise but then for some preordained reason I am doomed to feel like shit and utterly unable to enjoy life. Fuck this disease and fuck everyone who thinks anxiety is as simple as stress from work or fear of public speaking
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I've been dumped twice for being clingy and insecure, and I don't want it to happen again. I just want to be better than my partners (or at least not inferior to them) and I don't know how to handle such feelings and goals in a constructive way. The worst is when I'm dating someone who accomplished something in the past that I can't compete with; for example: I can have more friends now, but I can't go back in time to graduate high school a year early. etc.

Please help :(
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>>32257192
Go to bed man it’s too late at night/early in the morning to be doing this nonsense
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>>32257047
I laughed
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>>32257202
I just woke up and answered a normal question. I don't get it.
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>>32257182
They won't respond
Too busy lurking
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>>32257207
I do not give a fuck what you think.
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>>32257155
>banning abortions is a great way to control womens sex lives.
Not what I said. I didn't even argue in favor of banning abortion. Just that the only health-related thing even adjacent to the vast majority of abortions is the choice to be promiscuous.

>men having sex though, so great and manly.
No, I hate manwhores, too.
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>>32257208
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>>32257211
Omg nooo haha sorry baby I'm just a little drunk I didn't mean it. ^_^
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>>32257094
Hairy.
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>>32257047
Men should get 0 say on abortion, in general. In the context of a relationship regarding a specific pregnancy, sure, but not in general. Whether abortion's right or wrong, legal or illegal, only women should be able to decide.

>inb4 abortion's compared to slavery or the holocaust or some other absurd comparison is made
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>>32257219
shut up bitch
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>>32257219
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Now that abortion is settled, for my next comedy routine I'm going to discuss race with a chudcel
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>>32257220
And there it is.
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>>32257225
you arent shutting up!!!!
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>>32257224
>chudcel
You have to go back
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Aha, we've had a lot of laughs here in atoga. But you know what isn't funny? Anal rape. Half of all men are anally raped, by either gender; its an epidemic.
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>>32257219
I wish you had been aborted so I wouldn’t be reading this retarded drivel right now, good night you ignorant slut :)
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Women would you date a guy that drinks milk with coke and then dips an oreo in it
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>>32257219
Women should get 0 say on Politics, in general. In the context of their local community, sure, but not in general.
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>>32257238
gay bitch lol
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im drunk
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>>32256603
I don't look forward to anything anymore. It's likely an unhealthy level of detachment. I'm planning on looking into it.
I enjoy things in the moment though. So I am trying to maintain motivation for planning the future where I might enjoy it in that moment.
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>>32256626
>>32256632
I recommend occasionally trying something outside your range if it's heavily recommended. Breaking Bad couldn't be more outside my interest but it was so well done I loved it.
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>>32257228
I think if we buckle down and implement some proper education, we can double that number within a year.
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>>32257320
Haha, you are so quirky. You should probably shove glass shards in your asshole you fucking ugly cunt.
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>>32257219
Convincing a father that he has no right to say anything about what happens to his daughter is a hard sell.
Good luck with that.
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>>32257325
Did you not read the post you're quoting?
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>>32257228
>Half of all men are anally raped
Pretty sure you just made up that statistic, anon.
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>>32257332
Who the fuck asked you?
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>>32257209
>Just that the only health-related thing even adjacent to the vast majority of abortions is the choice to be promiscuous.
Did you... just try to claim that you're more likely to get pregnant from casual sex than you are by having sex with a long-term partner? Because that's not how it works.
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Holy fuck, read these comments if you feel bad about being unmarried:
https://9gag.com/gag/aPAR2Kq
Women are insane.
>just pick a good one, bro
Yeah, good luck with that. She can still turn into a cunt after the first child.
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Male sexual abuse erasure, classic
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>>32257201
This sounds like a question for a therapist, anon. Obviously any person you meet is going to be "better" than you in some ways and "worse" in others, and you just have to learn to accept that reality. But *how* you learn to accept that is a question for a professional.
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>>32257095
>the vast majority of abortion has jack shit to do with health
Even a healthy pregnancy does some horrific things to a woman's body, anon. It's perfectly reasonable (and medically justified) to want to avoid things like gestational diabetes, eclampsia, back pain, and having one's perineum split open like a ripe fruit. An abortion costs the healthcare system a great deal less than a pregnancy does. Of course it's healthcare.
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>>32257094
>What is it like to eat pussy if she doesn't shave?
Much the same. There aren't any hairs on the inside.
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Should we bring back polygamy?
Women want it.
(Real) men want it.

Basically only incels are against it..
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>>32257066
>Men, did you forget that you owe me sex?
(checks calendar) That's due today?! Oh, man, you'd better come over.
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>>32257339
I liked how in Joker 2 they revealed that instead of being a perma-virgin he actually got sexually abused a bunch.
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>>32257348
what we've seen in countries with polygamy is it leads to too many guys being unable to get a wife so they form terrorist groups leading to civil war
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>>32257348
>Should we bring back polygamy?
No. It's bad for women and for children to not have a present husband and father.

>Women want it.
No we don't.
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>>32257348
It wouldn't work for me. MAYBE having a one time thing where I get random dick could work, but nothing long-term.
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>>32257348
That already exists. These females are in Chad harems and think that he will commit to one of them any day now. That's how you get more females saying they're in a relationship than men.
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>>32257333
>Who the fuck asked you?
You did. This is a question-and-answers thread.
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>>32257233
That sounds frankly disgusting, but as long as he doesn't expect me to I'd see it as quirky and retarded more than a dealbreaker.
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>>32257348
>Should we bring back polygamy?
No.

t. anarchoamorist
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>>32257351
While there is a line of thought such societal phenomena are caused by institutional misogyny and gendercide, it is not backed up empirically and generally reflects an Orientalist sentiment.
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>>32257200
That's not a question.

I experienced a sudden onset of general anxiety and it crippled me. It, added on top of my other issues, incapacitated me. It's literally why I first came to /adv/.
Fortunately for me, it was a sudden onset along with severe depression. I was able to track its origins to a recent traumatic event that I ignored, shrugged off, and pushed through, exactly like pic related.
Processing that pain, which felt much worse, eventually caused my anxiety to lift.

I suspect that general anxiety was for me, and likely other people, the brain trying desperately to avoid the pain of processing life's worst bits that we've pushed through and moved past without dealing with. Identifying what needs to be processed is the difficult part.
If that's the case than the cause is your brain being terrified of itself and not knowing why.

It's like having a painful thorn jabbed into your foot. It hurts but pulling it out would hurt a lot more and be messy. So you leave it in and learn how to walk so it barely hurts at all. But walking in the odd way starts making your knee, hip, and lower back twist in pain. So you go to the doctor and they give you medicine that doesn't help and back stretches that do little. Because nobody is looking at your foot. It might have been so long that you don't even remember the thorn, skin grew over it, and you figured you just always walked that way.

And now you're trying to figure out the best way to live with a crippling thorn in your foot. You might try to find a doctor. But the truth is while some would definitely help, some would charge repeated visits to apply drawing salve that feels nice but doesn't help. Some others would want to amputate your foot.
It takes time to find the right doctor.
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>>32257348
>Should we bring back polygamy?
Polygyny? Nah. Polyandry? Sure.
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>>32257365
Being part of a pansexual polycule sounds like a lot of work, too much emotional labour is involved in maintaining such a lifestyle
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>>32256896
No, got nothing. I won the genetic lottery
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Women, are you ready?
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>>32257368
>Being part of a pansexual polycule sounds like a lot of work
No one said it had to be pansexual. Heterosexual polyandry is the way to go.
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>>32257372
It will become pansexual when one of your female partners transitions to male and insists on sodomizing your butt every day.
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>>32257371
I've been waiting every day for over a decade now.
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>>32257374
>when one of your female partners
I don't think you know what polyandry means, anon.
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>>32257371
>Women, are you ready?
Every moment of every fucking day. (chambers a round) Bring it.
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>>32257380
Please shoot my genitals
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>>32257095
A broken condom shouldn't condemn a woman to possible permanent health changes and losing 9 months or more of her life.

Restriction of medical technology due to subjective moral assessment is not a legal issue. If a junkie smashes their hand with a hammer to get pain meds from the ER, it shouldn't be illegal to give them the meds.

Don't pass laws based on how the issue affects your fee fees.
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>>32257330
Three times.
The second sentence is very commendable.

However even in general, convincing men that they don't have a right to say anything about what happens to their daughters is a hard sell.

Convincing idiots that they don't have the right to tell you what you can do with your own body is a separate difficulty best avoided.
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>>32257383
>Please shoot my genitals
Er, okay.

(takes a closer look)

(frowns)

(takes out binoculars)

God damn, that's a small target.
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>>32257371
Always
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>>32257348
thats how you get the taliban. Ask the women of afganistan how that worked out for them after the war was won
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>>32256895
Im fine with my dick being darker
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>>32256906
>>32256920
I think that is actually an asian and latino thing
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I used to be able to do NNN with no problem, even did no nut summer this year
why is it so hard this time around. is JH casting spells again
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Having cookies and milk now
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Regular milk do be better than chocolate milk
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>>32257432
Yes, JH can't get dick so she wants to punish male /atoga/ns this November.
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>>32257339
I have often fantasized about have an older sister that molested me
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>>32257432
I'm nutting harder and more often than ever, personally
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>>32257432
I've added "anons ITT failing their stupid no jerk off challenge" to my vision board, among other things to make it harder for you fucks.
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>>32257440
Literally the only thing stopping me from getting dick now is me. But I want safe, meaningful dick, not dick randomly picked for me.
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Is there anything cuter than a cute girl shoving cute anal beads up her cute rectum?
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>>32257449
lol
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>>32257449
Anal beads are not cure but buttplugs are, damn that webm of that girl inserting a plug then sits downs and laughs at the camera like thinking "I did something naughty" Absolute wife material imagining she is doing just for me.
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>>32257456
>imagining she is doing just for me.
Even better if she does it just to train herself to get anal fucked better.
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>>32257335
Pregnancy isn't a disease or injury, i.e. a detriment to health. I'm talking about STD's.

>>32257344
>It's perfectly reasonable (and medically justified) to want to avoid things like gestational diabetes, eclampsia, back pain, and having one's perineum split open like a ripe fruit.
Reasonable to want to avoid those things? In themselves, sure, because nobody wants to go through them. Medically justified to do anything to avoid them? Not necessarily. A guy who decides to castrate himself because he's afraid of some day developing testicular cancer is just psychotic. There's a difference between treating a condition vs. preempting the possibility of one.

Either way, it's not medically necessary, and as far as preventive 'medicine' is concerned, not getting pregnant in the first place is by far the optimal choice, even leaving aside the minor ethical question of when humans are entitled to legal protection.
But this is beside the point, which is that the vast majority of abortions have nothing to do with this, or with birth defects, rape, or risks to the woman's life. They're simply for the purpose of not having a child. It is an obvious rationalization to pretend that it's healthcare and therefore oh-so-necessary. As I said before, I'm not arguing against abortion; I'm arguing against a blatantly self-serving and duplicitous line of reasoning. You want to abort? Be my guest. It's just not healthcare.

> An abortion costs the healthcare system a great deal less than a pregnancy does
No shit, because you don't have to provide for another human. This is completely irrelevant to whether it is, itself, healthcare.
Shooting hospice patients to avoid medical bills wouldn't be healthcare, either.

>>32257384
Way to miss the point.
See above, retard.
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>>32257460
Ew, no, she only does bleaching and enemas.
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>>32257449
Are beads actually any good? I only use plugs, usually. Also I use them to be sexy, not cute.
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>>32257466
>Also I use them to be sexy, not cute.
That's even cuter!
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>>32257449
kys degenerate
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Women, how does it feel to know he stares directly at your asshole during doggy?
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>>32257476
I hope it makes him want to stick his dick in.
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>>32257476
Stare into the abyss long enough and it will stare back
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>>32257473
I hate that I knew you'd say that.
>>32257476
It's a little embarrassing, since I worry he might notice the little scar from having a skin tag removed.
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>>32257484
You got it removed?
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>>32257446
thanks hunbun.
I will make it trough, just to spite you and your voodoo magic
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>>32257485
A while ago, yeh.
>>32257486
When you fail, I hope you reevaluate your life choices.
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Yo chat, check this guy out.
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>>32257488
I havent failed NNN in 5 years.
I can last for months
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A one-liner response to "I want a divorce."
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>>32257488
You did it with a nail clipper?
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>>32257493
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>>32257489
Idk how to sound flirty, but I do soften my voice when I want to "sound good". I don't think I ever do it in public tho, I get anxious and can't help but speak very fast and with my normal poor voice
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>>32257492
There's a first time for everything.
>>32257494
No.
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>>32257478
Nta but it always does
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>>32257491
He looks so human
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>>32257493
look at a random corner of the room doing the gesture in the gif like its an episode of the office and there's a camera there
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>>32257491
This fella looks like an absolute menace
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Women if you are having sex and the dude can’t cum how does that make you feel
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My vision board is printing JH's posts and cumming all over them
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>>32257505
Makes me worried that he isn't enjoying it. I've fucked up sex before by making the guy nervous and putting too much focus on him getting off, so I'd worry I'm doing that again.
>>32257506
We both know you're too lazy to do that.
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You’ve been outed, chuds.
https://youtu.be/57JKmdOlgk4
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>>32257511
I'm not watching that.
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>>32257510
You saw right through me, one day I will though
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>>32257511
Watch this instead.
https://youtu.be/ohE-oXqIDLg
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>>32257475
Gosh you are such a stuck up little bitch.
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I'm not sure if anyone here agrees but sex positions where there is no eye contact like doggy and reverse cowgirl are kinda hot, and it's not (just) because you can see her asshole.
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>>32257500
unless you physically press your ass against my crotch I dont think your magic will work
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>>32257511
>6 minutes of yap
I'd rather rewatch yesterdays F1 KINO
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Having some hot chocolate
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>>32257531
with water I bet, Nasty.
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>>32257520
Any sex position is a sex position without eye contact if you close your eyes
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>>32257533
Entirely whole milk, keep seething hater
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>>32257536
Prove it, you won't.
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Getting baby trapped by desperate mid-30s femanon (._.)
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>see another super hot girl on IG having a subpar looking bf
I genuinely don't understand how some incels think women only go for tall model-tier guys.
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Why are you all so gay?
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>>32257538
I'll babytrap some random anon in a couple years if I'm not in a relationship.
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>>32257542
Why would you voluntarily spread a 4chan users genes?
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>>32257542
Please be asian
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>>32257537
Im not gonna post my empty milk jugs, lmao
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>>32257548
Knew it.
Lies, all the way down.
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>>32257547
she fucking HATES, like detests, like agent orange hate Asians.
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>>32257544
I'm a 4chan user, so that's happening regardless.
>>32257547
Nope. I'm pretty much everything but asian.
>>32257551
Wrong. I just don't think asians like me is all.
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>>32257551
That's unfortunate, damn what the fuck
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>>32257553
>so that's happening regardless
Exactly why would you double down the kid will fucking hate themselves.
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>>32257449
yeah, when she wiggles her bare ass to beckon her partner to pull them out
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Women
Your long term parter confesses his good looks are fake
Whats the worst case
>he had plastic surgery on his face
>he used steroids for a year before you met him
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>>32257565
Who cares? I guess steroids because the results from surgery will last longer.
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>>32257553
>I'm pretty much everything but asian.
Dios mio
https://youtu.be/imeXSRNRMeg
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>>32257565
idgaf if it makes him happy
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Women, would you divorce your husband if you found out your closest female friend is pregnant with his baby, he didn't cheat, assume divine comedy level shenanigan sperm bank shit.
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>>32257581
no
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Its unamerican to not have at least one black girlfriend in your life
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>>32257581
I'm confused as to how someone would find this out. And how they would know if it was a "comedy of errors" that caused it.
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>>32257589
Don't think.
Just feel the emotions
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>>32256596
Do women like having their hair pulled?
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>>32257591
I'm autistic I do hypothetical scenarios by asking way too many questions and knowing the rules or not at all. I can't make the situation make sense so I can't come up with a realistic reaction.
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>>32257539
>on IG
>incel who doesn't go outside makes up scenarios about other incels to look good on /atoga/
Lol.
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>>32257596
Okay two scenario then, one is when the baby is born and they decided to find who the donor is, turns out it's your husband

The other is something went wrong at the sperm bank and they mislabeled his sperm, thought it was someone else, but then they later noticed this error and notified them who the actual donor was, and they told your husband after they found out.
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Gender
Age
Do you have a drivers license? If no why not?
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>>32257602
Wait why did he donate sperm in the first place? This whole thing is convoluted and stupid sorry man.
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>>32257604
M
27
yeah, driving is the few joys left
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>>32257608
He wanted the benefits, free check ups, cash, he didn't tell you, he didn't think you'd care, he told you and you said you don't mind, pick any I dunno.
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>>32257612
>Pick any
Well then what is even the point of asking the question?
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>>32257615
The point of the question, is the original post.
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>>32257616
How so
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>>32257617
Because
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>>32257604
F
30s
Yeah
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>>32257595
Sort of. It feels good, but I hate having my hair messed up.
>>32257604
F, 33. Yeh, but I got it in my mid 20's.
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>>32257595
No don't touch it
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>>32257604
M
35
Yes
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>>32257621
>mid 20's
that's late
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>>32257622
Can I grab your neck gently instead?
>>32257621
I won’t do it when you have your hair all done up
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>>32257626
Nta, I didn't get mine until I was 20 it's not that crazy. If you can't afford to get your own car it's not really a pressing issue.
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>>32257627
Why gently
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Women are you a gold digging whore or a child hating feminist whore?
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Girls, what do you think of gay race communism?
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I need to have sex with this girl.
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What is some advice for how to deal with people with low IQ's? A guy at work is driving me crazy because he's retarded. He's so fucking dumb and he won't stop scrolling TikTok watching girls dance in bikinis with no earbuds.
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>>32257645
Have you tried asking him to wear earbuds
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>>32257632
Don’t want to hurt you, I can be more firm
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>>32257604
M
Late 20s
I recently got it, really just because it was embarrassing not having one
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>>32257649
Neck bruises are fine just don't touch my hair
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>>32257652
>she wants to pass out
that's wild
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>>32257652
Slave genes
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>>32257626
I know. I just walked or rideshared everywhere before then.
>>32257627
>I won’t do it when you have your hair all done up
But I always have my hair done up.
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>>32257658
Remember, squeeze the sides don't crush the front. Cut off blood flow don't crush her windpipe.
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>>32257661
> But I always have my hair done up.
I guess I’ll just stick my fingers in your mouth or grab your face then
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M, I had a nightmare last night where my brother got diagnosed with cancer.

Witchy and spiritual femanons, can you interpret this dream for me? What does it mean?
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Brits really be eating thinks like this.
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>>32257667
Looks delicious, brb, buying plane ticket right now.
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>>32257667
sloppa
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I'm lonely.
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>>32257673
Men do be like that.
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>>32257667
I can't tell for sure what any of that is, except the chives.
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>>32257673
RONERY
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>>32257673
Same
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>>32257673
Well my biggest issue right now is THAT I'M HAVING A COLD FOR A FUCKING WEEK NOW OK??
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>>32257681
Weak genes.
go for a run, bitch
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>>32257600
Who are you quoting?
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What are you doing Wednesday
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>>32257694
Music and porn.

https://youtu.be/mqg_sVf003Y
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>>32257694
Possibly working, otherwise reading and trying to improve my shitty woodworking skills, I have spent a lot on tools and little to show for it
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>>32256661
No
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>>32257694
Either celebrating the election or fleeing the United States
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>>32257694
I'll be having lunch my mom, and don't call me Wednesday!
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>>32257694
Enjoying the salty tears of leftists
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>>32257694
Streaming or not getting out of bed to eat anything.
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>>32257694
Nothing
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>>32257664
Good. I love that, too.
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>>32256925
I have one black policeman friend.
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Post your latest video in your youtube subscription feed.. if you are brave enough
And state gender I guess
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>>32256925
I've never met a black person in real life before.
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>>32257721
I fear nothing.
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>>32256921
No. I don't do that either. I only ask silly questions, pester the regulars, or vent.
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>>32257721
Movies, music, vidya, food, toys.
The usual.
M
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>>32257721
M
Big Shark By Tommy Wiseau / Screenings - LOVE IS BLIND TOUR2024-25/
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=s9joGFiqQj8
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>>32257721
https://youtu.be/dp8zV3YwgdE?si=M0CE0pOLvx10z7kj
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>>32257721
It's boring it's a cinematherapy Livestream
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>>32257721
F. No. She has like 100 views per video and I post on all her videos, so I'd get doxxed.
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>>32257728
oh wait, subscription feed.
This apparently.
https://youtu.be/1z8tiNach_g
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Women can be friends to men.
Can men be friends to women?
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>>32257721
M, I use FreeTube though
https://youtu.be/yCGTdpF2P6Y
https://youtu.be/mcww5o95TcE
https://youtu.be/HLpxn_BEFpY
https://youtu.be/qtpFY1ZHaxQ
https://youtu.be/q3pxIPy6EOU
https://youtu.be/Iw6BIqUIXLo
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>>32257735
and the next 2 vids were
https://youtu.be/oskLapuLIAo
https://youtu.be/bRQYw6LNhnQ
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>>32256695
>red hair and I'm a 3D artist
This is an ancient and elaborate LARP.
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Hey, genders, is there a sort of tinnitus that is not like a high pitched ringing, but a low buzz like a hair clipper?
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I get mad when girls I know get a boyfriend.
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>>32257737
men think it's humiliating to be in friendzone lmao
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>>32257737
men friendzoning ugly women doesnt count
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>>32257744
I think so
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>>32257737
Imo only if there is a severe age gap or some social rule that cannot be violated (coworkers, patient confidentiality, related to someone you care about, etc)
Obviously this doesn't always stop one or both parties from lusting after the other
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>>32257745
I think you could solve that by simply getting a boyfriend of your own
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>>32257746
it's probably more than that tea bees aych

like the natural relationship between a man and woman is just antagonistic, because men=creep to most women, unattractive men= extra creepy too.
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>>32257759
Just realized I only typed out half a thought here, I was getting to something, but then I forgot, anyway, lmao
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>>32257726
>>32257728
>>32257735
No wonder you are posting on adv

>>32257731
>AI
>showcases language prediction models

>>32257738
what's freetube
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>>32257766
>No wonder you are posting on adv
What's that supposed to mean. :^k
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>>32256596

State gender
State which side of the bed (1 or 2) is the "mens" side
State which side you sleep on
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>>32257769
It's all my side.
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>>32257769
F
The guy sleeps on side 1 because I'm left handed (ever try to give someone a handjob with your good hand pinned under you?) and generally lay on my left side to sleep.
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>>32257769
I sleep on the floor.
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>>32257740
>>32257738
Why did you think anybody would care this much?
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>>32257776
Care about what?
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>>32257769
M
No such thing.
Currently on 1.
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>>32256596
I need to fuck a lady taller than me so hard she has trouble walking
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>>32257769
M
The guy lies in the middle and the woman on top of him or cuddled really close.
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>>32257780
men say this and then last 2 minutes
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>>32257784
Tying a clit vibe onto every women who posts things like this.
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>>32257769
F my bf is on the side of the bed closest to the door
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>>32257784
Jokes on you, I beat my dick too hard and can go for at least an hour
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>>32257634
A broke single mom because I was dumb enough to listen to incels telling me not to be child hating and not to be a gold digger.
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>>32257791
Why are you blaming the incels?
they're not having sex, blame the guy that made you a single mom
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>>32257794
Same demographic - men that want free handouts and bitch when they should to do their part.
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>>32257798
I don't think they're the same, Anon.
One is hot enough to be pumping and dumping and cheating on girls.
One can only bitch about it on the internet.
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>>32257798
I love the projection here, replace men with women and you'd actually be correct. Women are completely incapable of original thought to the point they just steal men's talking points and reflect them back.
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>>32257769
I sleep on right, men sleep on left.
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>>32257769
1. It’s closer to the door so I sleep there in case the tv starts to float in the middle of the night and I have to shoot a klepto ghost.
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>>32257791
Your honestly worse than incels, at least incels are anti-abortion.
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>>32257802
Or maybe it was the other way around.
>>32257800
Their character is the same, just that one happens to get pussy anf the other does not.
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>>32257808
Yeah, which makes them different.
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>>32257769
M I would say 1 only because I feel like I always see men on that side on tv shows/movies.
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Oh wow wow wow I hate women
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>>32257769
M
Men should sleep on 2, women should sleep on 1, until the man gets tired of hosting her in his bed and pushes her off at night to have the whole bed :^)
I don't own a bed.
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>voting in favor of abortion simply to get women to stfu about it
I have been nagged and henpecked into submission by the superior sex (again)
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>>32257808
>Or maybe it was the other way around.
No, because women never complained about any of this until men started to. Which is the point, you lack the ability to critically think on such a fundamental level it makes you delusional to the point where you think women are capable of generation ideas on their own.
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>>32257737
Yeah they can. I have two great male friends I've had for fifteen years now, nothing sexual ever happened with them and they are both great friends to me, I appreciate them very much.
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>>32257815
>foid hands
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>>32257815
The bible says nothing against it.
Shut up and sit down.
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>>32257769
F, no feelings on the gender of sides.

My bf usually has a preference (either for being close to the wall or for being able to get up and get out quickly, it depends on the night which) and I don't care so we both sleep on both sides and he gets to choose.
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>>32256596
I can’t believe girls like sucking dick. Amazing
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>>32257769
Female, I sleep on the right side and he sleeps on the left
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>>32257822
>Thou shalt not murder
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Women, I’m on zoloft and can’t cum. Who want me.
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>>32257665
Dreams don't have fixed meanings, they are personal, you are by definition the only person who can tell/sense what your dream was about.

For example dreaming your brother gets cancer and you lose him to the disease, could be a metaphor for feeling like you lose your bro in some way (you grew apart? he moved away? you feel you are neglecting him?).
But if in the dream the cancer is kind of like an afterthought and the dream itself focused on you and your brother tearfully exchanging loving things in the face of death, it no doubt just means you cherish your brother and don't want to take him for granted.

Dreams are just a story our subconscious makes to act out the feelings/thoughts already inside of us. Focus less on the literal facts and more on what the dream reminds you of personally.
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>>32256596
How do I find a girl who’s obsessed with me?
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>>32257822
It literally does. Killing people is wrong. Killing innocent babies is worst of all.
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If you meet a man at 22 (as a woman) and he's like 29 and is very intelligent (as measured by IQ) shouldn't the man be established by then? I mean have a good career, his own business, something made out of his life. If he had nothing and just drifted wouldn't that make him a loser especially if he was given the gift of intelligence and support of his parents?
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>>32257824
Some do, but overall I feel women don't like it remotely as much as men would like us to. There are just multiple ways to enjoy it. The rare person will love to suck dick because they enjoy being so close, tasting it and what not. But more women will not get turned on by that part, but they will get turned on from feeling they are pleasuring their partner very much. Or from the feeling of either control or submissiveness they derive from it. Or they enjoy feeling like a porn star or whatever else.
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>>32257824
I imagine it's a lot like men. I wouldn't eat just any random woman's pussy but if I found her hot even in a broken slutty way, I'd make her squeal
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>>32257835
I'm 28 and I'm not super satisfied with where I'm at, but I'd say maybe I'm moderately satisfied. I am able to provide for myself and I have a roof over my head, and I can buy myself some nice things while meeting my needs. I'm comfortable.
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My question to women. Do you truly believe you should have the right to terminate your pregnancy without any predefined conditions? By predefined conditions I mean, incest, rape, threat to the mother's physical or mental health.

By 6 weeks an infant has a heartbeat.
By 12 weeks the infant has formed arms and legs
By 24 weeks the baby can be taken out of the womb and survive.
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>>32257828
>>32257834
God loves killing babies though. He killed so many babies. Millions of animal babies die in pain, scared, alone through disease, nature or other animals. Human babies were born with horrible diseases that killed them or taken by natural calamities.

All by Gods hand and his approval. Nothing happens if God isn't willing.
So the only conclusion is that God really enjoys seeing babies die. He is probably delighted to see women abort babies too.
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>>32257835
You're not wrong, but most 22 year old girls are going to care less about whether a guy has his life on track and is successful, and more about whether a guy is exciting and they can have fun with him, which is usually harder if the guy is sensible and mature and has adult responsibilities.

Women are no different than men in that regard. Most horny 22 year old guys would pick the superhot slutty girl for a fling over the girl who surely will make an amazing mom some day, but doesn't do remotely the same for them sexually.

Even the girls explicitly looking for serious relationships at that age are more likely to fall for stuff like looks, charm, romantic reasons (someone being mysteriously quiet or obviously damaged in a sexy way), talent, popularity, smoothness/wit... Not his savings and lack of credit card debt.
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>>32257835
>his own business
Fuck the hell off back to TikTok, scum.
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I'm quiet quitting rn
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>>32257850
Cool.
>>
State gender
Do you think it's acceptable to give out fruit snacks for Halloween?
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>>32257828
>Thal shal not murder
>unless it was me and then it's ok
God killed 2,821,364 people explicitly
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>>32257842
God is allowed to kill all of us, we aren't allowed to kill each other, what is this brain rot opinion?
>Nothing happens if God isn't willing.
Just because they happen and God allows it, doesn't mean he approves it. Many negative things are allowed to exist as either punishment or to test our character and when we fall to these things its through our own imperfections.
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>>32257841
Yes, I do. That doesn't mean I have no mixed feelings about the matter. I have always felt so convinced I could not personally do an abortion, I told both men able to make me pregnant point blank that they should expect to become a dad if they ever knock me up and if that wasn't okay, nothing was going to happen between us, protected or otherwise.

Still though I feel absolutely convinced that if a woman does not feel like she can be a (good) parent at all, that it is best to trust her judgment there. My own father was the result of a butchered failed abortion and while he enjoys being alive now obviously, the trauma of being so deeply unwanted by his mom cast a shadow over his life to this day and he's in his seventies now. Having parents happy to have you and more or less in a stable place in life is a huge privilege. Being airy about that or brushing off how serious it is to spend the whole formative part of your life in a household with not enough (energy, money, attention) for you, is cruel. I am not super comfortable with the idea of fetuses being destroyed, but definitely not comfortable at all with babies/toddlers being thrust into lives where nobody wants them and nobody notices.
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>>32257854
F, absolutely, give out whatever you want. If the kids hate it they're not forced to eat it. Plus I remember I enjoyed getting raisins as a kid. It's not candy but that doesn't mean it's not nice.
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>>32257856
>You aren't allowed to destroy art you create or the files on your computer that you created because you don't allow things to destroy them when you don't want them too.
Like I said, brain rot argument that is easy to knock over.
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>>32257784
It's incels fault that chad lasts 2 minutes
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Why is it always with the abortion talk with you americans.
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>>32257864
That actually made me laugh.
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>>32257859
>Still though I feel absolutely convinced that if a woman does not feel like she can be a (good) parent at all, that it is best to trust her judgment there.
Well if she's murdering her own child, saying she's a bad mother is an incredible understatement.
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Boys and experienced girls... Is pooping a flirting thing for men? I'm asking cause whenever I come home from work I can hear my neighbour pooping and can sometimes smell it and I think he might be hitting on me?? I know boys have prostates so pooping is sexual for them and I hear him quietly groan sometimes so... Yeah. I was wondering if he likes me or if he has sexual feelings for me. I'm autistic so please don't laugh if it sounds weird I just think he's cute and I don't mind if he poops thinking about me I think it would be nice if he likes me in that way and maybe I could get to know him better... :)
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>>32257854
You mean those things they call fruit snacks that are actually gummy candy? I gave those out myself this year, it's pretty common. Those little boxes of raisins aren't uncommon either. If you mean giving out fresh apples, idk. They tend to get bruised and anytime we got apples as a kid, my mom would take them and use them to bake with
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>>32257866
Because the only thing women care about is being able to kill their own children. Nothing else matters to them.
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>>32257866
Its the biggest scam being pushed this political cycle, these women are fighting for a privilege that they themselves will never use because they'll never be married or have kids.
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>>32257874
Shut it, I don't want to hear it, not from men, nor from women.
Annoying as fuck.
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>>32257854
M
no. I give them warheads so they get deep chemical burns
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>>32257863
>You aren't allowed to destroy art you create
I made the fetus, I can do the deletus.
Women are goddesses.
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>>32257877
I'm actually glad american men are getting replaced, like finally, silence.
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>>32257872
If this is not a troll post then no, it isn't, he just probably gets off from work around the time you do and that's a classic time to take a shit, after you got home and relaxed a little more.

Taking a shit can be (especially for men) physically pleasurable but given that the whole situation itself is deeply unsexual/off putting for by far most men, that does not mean their mind is turned on and they are thinking of sex.

He's your neighbor, just try to make small talk whenever you run into him and see if you can establish a friendly dynamic that way.
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>>32257880
You didn't make it, you only own half of that fetus and you could have done things to prevent it being made in the first place, but of course, because women are evil. They don't.
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>>32257866
I think the media and political parties like to whip Americans up into a frenzy about abortion so they won't think or talk about other, more important things
>>
Be honest, those conjugal visits with your 30 year old boyfriend were some of the happiest moments of your young adulthood.
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>>32257886
Kek anon, not even that poster but just because half the genetic material comes from the dad doesn't mean half the fetus is "his", the female body still creates the whole thing out of the raw materials, yes she made it.
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>>32257886
I made it in me. Without me, it would not live. You don't have a patent on your individual sperm so you have no rights to what I do with my body.
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>>32257880
>WAAAHHHHH ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES WAHHHH
>I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO BE AN ADULT AND TAKE THE PROPER STEPS BEFORE SEX TO MAKE SURE A BABY ISN'T FORMED.
The reason why men globally are rejecting western women and fleeing the west is that women are that would rather murder a defenseless child, like the cruel child abusers they are than be inconvenienced by taking birth control or the million other methods you could use to prevent children. Its why 50% of them will never have families and that is a good thing.
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>>32257859
This is the person you replied to.
If you think abortion is fine why shouldn't I think murder is fine.
Why shouldn't I be allowed to murder you?
What is the big difference?
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>>32257893
>>32257893
>but just because half the genetic material comes from the dad doesn't mean half the fetus is "his",
You're right, I think we should also take away male parental responsibility. Men shouldn't' have to pay for a woman having a baby regardless of if he wants the child or not. It's not men's fault women are able to get pregnant.
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>>32257896
Men can kill themselves off.
Fucking toxic retards.
The world is better without you.
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>>32257857
>God is allowed to kill all of us, we aren't allowed to kill each other, what is this brain rot opinion?
Why is following God's noble foot steps a brain rot opinion? If anything you wanting to be a submissive slave gaping his ass open for God is the brain rot opinion.
>doesn't mean he approves it.
He does approve of it because it wouldn't even exist if he didn't want it to exist. He designed and created it. Nothing came out of nowhere. All is by God's design. God designed baby rape and baby murder.
>test our character
God is above logic so he could have made a world where we are tested without baby rape and baby murder, but he decided he REALLY WANTED baby rape and baby murder in his world.
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>>32257884
Oh I thought he was weird but maybe I was the weird one haha... Okay I will try talking to him. :)
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>>32257896
Abortion rates would be way higher if men could abort.
90% of animal torture and rape cases are committed by men. You can't even trust men with helpless animals in their care. It would make no difference if they could carry babies.
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>>32257895
See >>32257899
Women are illegal stealing money from men. Men shouldn't have to pay any sort of child support or even have to sign the birth certificate.
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>>32257899
Men should be drafted into labor camps and raped.
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Why are you people like this.
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I have a hemorrhoid and the shits. Please end this suffering femanons. I’m sorry for whatever shitpost it was that upset you but I won’t mock your Wiccan astrology cringe shit ever again I promise.
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>>32257900
>>32257904
>In areas where men vote more than women abortion is illegal
LMFAO, estrogen is linked to child abuse.
>>32257905
This, men have zero responsibility for any children they make with an irresponsible women. An enlightened society would understand that and prevent women from taking money from them.
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>>32257907
They tried that in Ukraine and most of them managed to flee, Ukraine is fighting with 1/3rd of the manpower they have because the other half chose to go to jail instead of fight or managed to illegal escape the country. You have no power and you seethe about it.
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>>32257911
Take neosporin and buy a sitz bath and buy epsom salt. It just works. My friend did the surgery but he said it was excruciating for weeks. I wouldnt recommend that path.
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>>32257898
Because irl these dillemmas don't end with the birth of the baby. I think killing people is generally wrong, but there are situations in which I would support killing someone, like in self defense. Not because killing isn't wrong, but the alternative (letting yourself be harmed or killed) is worse.

If there were a magical way to, say, transport a fetus from the womb of someone who does not want a child to someone that does, I would instantly support it completely. You can make many arguments for why the life of a fetus is different from the life of a person, but there is no denying that at the very least you take away someone's potential to live a full life. That is a tragic thing, no two ways about it.

But again, the question is not "am I totally fine, down and comfortable with the concept of abortion". The question is "do I find abortion an option if the alternative is sometimes rather gruesome, like say, a seventh kid being born to a mother who already has six she has zero resources for". And then yes I do think people that view it as the lesser evil should have that option. For a guy the abortion discussion ends when the baby is or is not aborted. For the mom who considered abortion and has the child, literally every single moment of suffering or lacking in that child's life, she has to answer for.
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Girls, if I had billions of dollars, I would want to have my own Tarkus constructed. It would make me very happy to own a Tarkus.

What do you think of this dream of mine?
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>>32257902
>Oh I thought he was weird but maybe I was the weird one haha...
No worries, happens to all of us at some point!
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>>32257881
>replaced

wym? The men become passport bros and have kids with their /sean/ wives while the women become childless wine aunts
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>>32257916
Imagine fleeing from the chance to kill Russians. I’m tired of these blue balls. I want to buttfuck BRICS so bad it hurts.
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>>32257920
What's a tarkus?
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>>32257904
>Abortion rates would be way higher if men could abort.
In all democracies where men outvote women, abortion is illegal.
>90% of animal torture and rape cases are committed by men.
Women commit almost 40% of all animal abuse cases
20% of women commit rape cases (against children and its rising).
The fastest growing crime categories for women in this era has been violent crimes and sex crimes against kids, so much so, america is building a whole new prison only for female sex offenders. If you added abortion as a crime and jailed those women majority of the violent crime would be commited by women and the majority of the female population would be in prison for 20 years or more... And they should be imprisioned.
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imagine US with canada's food prices in near future. no more "muh europoor"
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>>32257923
If you were actually serious you would have already been over there and dead so I'm not that interested in soi-latte larps.
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>>32257924
A giant tank with an armadillo head
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>>32257941
Men would just leave for east asia, american would would be forced to suck pajeet dick or get into pajeet gangbangs just to have a yoga mat under the stairs to sleep in.
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>>32257916
Damn, didn't know Ukraine was so based.
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>>32257899
>It's not men's fault women are able to get pregnant.
You're right, it isn't. The thing is that (social or legal) pressure on men to own up to paternity and look after kids was never about women's interests primarily. It is because of a belief that children should not suffer or be to blame for their parents' irresponsibility, and that it is also not a good thing for society to have a constant stream of half-wanted uncared for poor kids running around, rather than stable citizens that can lead productive lives and yada yada.

Even in countries where men can easily be sued for child support, stealthing or whining about needing to wear a condom are a thing. If men could get away with it, they'd be creampieing every woman they could and leave her to never look back. If that's what you would want, that's fine and I'm sure plenty of men would agree with you. But then don't play at the whole "I care sooo much about the innocent children (I can't bear some pregnancies being terminated)" spiel. It is the way it is because most societies decided "fairness" between men and women was less important than children being looked after somehow.
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>>32257941
I'm so happy I actually get to vote for Ron Paul by proxy. The idea of him being involved and having some kind of input over the way the government works is so beautiful. I will be devastated if Hamala wins.
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>>32256596
Sucks knowing I’ll probably never get a hot gf
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regardless of what you believe about abortion, you're not voting on abortion tomorrow.
Harris can't return Roe v. Wade. She can't change the supreme court in 4 years to change Roe v. Wade. It's become an issue handled at the state level and all you need to do is live in a state that handles the issue the way you want. So it doesn't make sense to vote to sacrifice affordable living prices, sacrifice to vote for hordes of illegals, vote for pumping hordes of indian men and their families in to clog your streets, etc. just to promote the CURRENT Border Chief Harris from Vice to President because of "women's rights over her own body" because she can't and won't do anything about it.
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>>32257948
They have a lot of help in terms of money and technology and as well as strategies. Russia's biggest problem isn't manpower (well it is but in a different way) but a lot of the Russian tactics and antiquated and a lot of the Russian Generals aren't really battle tested like the western Generals who are giving Ukraine advice are.
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>>32257941
During the dark days of covid quarantines, I'd browse pol and there was this schizo regular who'd make these threads about how food prices in Canada were going to skyrocket and he'd post pics from grocery stores in the arctic as proof. I always thought he was some deranged crazy person but as it turns out...
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>>32257946
Very cool, I hope you build two
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>>32257959
/pol/ is right way more often than its wrong, even with the schizos. Which is insane that a board full of retards is more trustworthy and worthwhile than any news agency out there.
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>>32257955
Yep, let's see where that goes. Study this. Maybe involuntary conscription is good for men. Test their sperm quality in camps vs jails too.
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>>32257951
A society that aborts children does not care about those children so all payments men make to women over children should stop. All male signing of birth certificates should stop, as it is all immoral and illegal.
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Women, What are your thoughts on Abortions that are permissive but with restrictions.

So legal up to 24 weeks, only available for reasons such as health risks or economic hardship. Minors need parental consent, and spousal consent is required for married women.
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>>32257966
Its not, it did destroy the Ukrainian ethnicity though. So that is another genocide under white women's belts.
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>>32257913
If you adjust for contact time without considering whether it is solo or not, men are far more dangerous to children per hour, even to young children. The numbers are available or you can estimate the lowest plausible number for the contact hours ratio, any sane number will show that men are either more dangerous or far more dangerous per hour.

If we adjust for extended time alone with children, men would be enormously more dangerous per extended solo contact hour. I have not seen numbers for this but women obviously have far extended solo time with infants because the male partner is usually away 50+ hours for work.

>>32257940
>In all democracies where men outvote women, abortion is illegal.
Yeah because it isn't the MAN who has to carry the child, they just decide over someone elses body. But if men carried children abortion rates would be even higher.
>Women commit almost 40% of all animal abuse cases
Post the source.

https://www.researchgate.net/figure/Gender-differences-in-involvement-animal-cruelty-Data-from-Gerbasi-2004_tbl3_233515933#:~:text=Women%20are%20much%20more%20likely,%5B33%5D.%20...

Women are much more likely to be involved in animal advocacy and protection; more likely to hoard animals; and much less likely to hunt, fish, or engage in direct animal abuse. When compared to men, women have a higher degree of perception of animal sentience.

Men are much more likely to beat, torture and rape animals under their care than women. Like 90-95% more likely.
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>>32257951
Its possible to care about children and also collapse a society by allow evils such as abortion and single mothers flourish to make an evil society crumble.
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>>32257969
You say that, but fear that they won't be able to give their child a good life in any way is one of the biggest if not the biggest reason to have an abortion in the first place...

I mean seriously anon, use your head, imagine you knew some junkie girl adrift who got knocked up by someone she doesn't even know. Obviously not going to be able to stop smoking or drinking during pregnancy, too far gone. If she decided to keep the baby, would you honestly think "oh thank god this miracle of life gets the chance to reap all these world's wonderful benefits and become a person" or would you think "oh my god that poor baby does not stand a fucking chance and did nothing to deserve the life that's waiting"?
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>religious people have no rebuttal to God being the number 1 fan of baby murder and baby rape because he designed it into his existence (nothing happens without his design and consent)
>God, being omnipotent, could have decided to fully test and punish people without baby murder/rape but he REALLY wanted baby murder/rape in existence so he included it

lololol
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Literally what leads (real) women into being into shotacon? What happens in their life?
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>>32257766
>What is FreeTube?
>FreeTube is a YouTube client for Windows (10 and later), Mac (macOS 10.15 and later), and Linux built around using YouTube more privately. You can enjoy your favorite content and creators without your habits being tracked. All of your user data is stored locally and never sent or published to the internet. FreeTube grabs data by scraping the information it needs (with either local methods or by optionally utilizing the Invidious API). With many features similar to YouTube, FreeTube has become one of the best methods to watch YouTube privately on desktop.
Is an app for your desktop to watch youtube and have subscriptions without having an account.
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>>32257980
I think being alive is better than being murdered. I also know people who lived in bad circumstances and they're glad they're alive and so am I.
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Do women know EXACTLY what they're doing when they lean over and press their boobs against your desk like this?
Like how am I NOT supposed to look?
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>>32257988
I'm a fat guy and I do this.
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>>32257981
>Godless heathen attempts to use the Bible to convince Christians to do what he wants
Many such cases
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>>32257769
M
when I was in a relationship she would hog the entire queen sized bed. I'd get pushed to the very edge with no covers every night. She'd throw a fit if she had to share anything with my dog. (she was very beautiful and precious and just remembering the way she looked while sleeping makes my heart weak, an actual sleeping beauty)
it was misery. after I broke up with her I compensated by laying right down the middle on my left side with a crook in my legs for the dog to pool against the back of my knees.
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>>32257775
Based
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>>32256596
Why should I feel sympathy for the single moms that fuck and get pregnant by a bum that they knew was a bum and wasn’t gonna stick around for the child?
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>>32257986
That it's possible to have a happy, fulfilling and reasonably successful life even if you grow up in poverty, abuse and/or being deeply unwanted, doesn't mean it's the norm.

And sure, it is inevitable that suffering is a part of life and that just because a life involves a lot of (early) suffering, doesn't mean it is overall a less good life, necessarily.

However in the situation I described, if that mom had a miscarriage, I would find myself thinking "probably for the best for that innocent child". And I feel that if you have the option to terminate a pregnancy, and the mom acknowledges she cannot be a good parent, and that she does not want to become one, and you force her to go through with it anyway - you have a LOT to answer that child for when they do turn out to have a predictably hard life. And ironically usually the people most against abortions are also most against the "hand outs" that could make the life of those unwanted kids a little easier or more fair, give them a better shot in life.
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>>32257973
Nothing of value lost.
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>>32257970

Even reasonable sounding restrictions frighten me.How long before they push for unreasonable ones if we let them?
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>>32257994
>men fuck women that go on to fuck them over
>"see, all women are whores"

>women fuck men that go on to fuck them over
>"see, all women are whores"

Right.
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>>32257970

>only available for reasons such as health risks or economic hardship.
this is difficult to measure and impossible to predict. It adds more bureaucratic red tape. Let the woman decide.

>Minors need parental consent
The age of consent to have sex should also be the same age of consent to abort. If a girl under the age of consent is pregnant, she was raped and therefor qualifies for an abortion

>and spousal consent is required for married women.
Do you think every marriage is a happy safe peaceful one? Have you never heard of men who knock women up to force them to stay with them out of some twisted antiquated chivalry? The woman is carrying and birthing the child, it is HER decision.
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>>32257989
Why do you intentionally tantalize chubby chasers?
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>>32257988

Not 100% but most of the time-yes.
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>>32258000
If she's not a good parent then the baby can be adopted. Literally go to any fire department and they'll take a baby off your hands, no questions asked.

>And ironically usually the people most against abortions are also most against the "hand outs" that could make the life of those unwanted kids a little easier or more fair, give them a better shot in life.
Abysmal argument.
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>>32258010
Why are you showing me your boobs
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>>32257988
>>32258010
This. Every now and then you'll find a grown woman who still has a huge blind spot for what is and isn't visible about her body in different angles, but it's quite rare.

You can look, just don't stare.
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>>32258001
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>>32258013

Sometimes it's flirting, most of the time just to gauge the reaction,it's often funny.
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>>32257988
Yeah they know exactly what they’re doing. Another one is if they have big boobs and cross their arms lifting them up.
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>>32258001
ukranian women are among the best looking women in the world though
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>>32258018
>>32258015
Hoe behavior
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>>32258004
I don’t like my taxes going to a woman with multiple baby daddies
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>>32258011
>If she's not a good parent then the baby can be adopted.
...and you think that's a walk in the park? That every kid given up for adoption is instantly swooped up by a loving, stable family? That is not even the case now, let alone if giving children up for adoption suddenly booms because abortion is no longer an option. Then you'll just have the pet shelter situation with children.

Say for the sake of the argument that it is. You are still left with the issue that hormones are fucking powerful and even if you never wanted the pregnancy, if forced to carry it out to term, you spend the better part of a year potentially bonding. There's going to be a lot of women that pussy out and don't want to give away the baby when it comes down to it, even if it's against their better judgment, and nothing you can do about that.

>Abysmal argument.
It was not really intended to be an argument in favor of choice, just airing frustration because I feel if you want to force unwilling and unfit women to become mothers, you better be prepared to also do something for the kids.
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>>32257919
If the woman can't financially hold the child she can and should give it off to an adoption agency. Why should that course of action be ignored over the more damaging option of ending the life of the child?
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>>32258023
Those woman's kids from multiple baby daddies will make up part of the work force that will wipe your ass in the old folks home.
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>>32257983
For me, I just happened to read smut with tags I liked, and those tags ended up overlapping with shota stuff or was written by writers who dabbled in shota. So eventually I started reading it and found some that I liked. Like with all smut, it's not a reflection of what I want out of romance or life. Obvs.
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>>32257988
If it's that far down then yes. But sometimes my back is hurting and I don't notice that I'm leaning on the table. It looks slutty, I know, but I'm just trying to get some relief.
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>>32258029
No they won’t, they’ll fill up jails and ghettos
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>>32258024
>you spend the better part of a year potentially bonding
That's a beautiful thing. You're talking about the miracle of motherhood like it's a curse. To be pro-choice is to be opposed to nature and humanity. It's really sick. If you don't want to be a mother, you're in luck, because pregnancy is one of the easiest things in the world to avoid. But if you get pregnant, you don't get to choose if you want to be a mother or not. You are one.

>if you want to force unwilling and unfit women to become mothers, you better be prepared to also do something for the kids.
There are many many charities and organizations that do just that, than people willingly contribute their money to fund.
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>>32258028
See >>32258024. Because reality is a lot messier and in practice, even if it only happens 0.5% of the time, there WILL be children that go through
>your mom never wanted you/abused her body during the pregnancy
>you are born already suffering setbacks from that
>you go into an adopotive home
>welp, abused by your adoptive family
>either unnoticed/unhelped or you go into foster care where you will be a difficult, damaged child that foster families don't stand in line for

I have a background in social work and fostering/adopting children is not smooth sailing usually and a lot of wrong stuff goes on. It's the best we have, but it's not this great resource that functions wonderfully right now, let alone if suddenly adoption in the same country because thrice as big or something.

And yes everything bad can and does also happen, more often than people wish to acknowledge, in biological families. But I still feel that if you wish to decide as the state that a child should live despite the circumstances, you have a bigger responsibility to keeping them safe than if they just happened to come into existence like most.
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Women, will you intentionally tease a guy that's spilling his spaghetti around you with body language and stuff?
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and if she pregnant she gotta abort
you wont find me paying child support
pop out the cut I ride with a torch
me and my demons aint got no remorse
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>>32257737
Yes, all that's required is an obstacle of some sort between them and romance.
And the capacity to be friends. Both genders sometimes treat friends like their gender instead of a friend.
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Religious atoga men, how would you feel about dating a girl who converted to your religion in college, but isn't a virgin and has regrets about her past life?
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>>32257032
Being a cleaner is a really important job.
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>>32258046
That's fine.
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>>32258046
nigga I'm stanning for a woman with two kids from different baby daddies, I'm well past the point of caring about virginity
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>>32258046
That in itself wouldn’t be a holdup for me. If we mesh well I wouldn’t be opposed
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>>32258048
chad shit, slammed mad pussy didn't you
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>>32258046
Not to get too religious but if you act like that it's almost like saying Jesus dying for your sins wasn't good enough for you.
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>>32258056
more like kat
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>>32258038
>You're talking about the miracle of motherhood like it's a curse.
Not at all, but if your goal is to give the baby away in their own best interests, then the fact that it will be only natural to start feeling protective and possessive of them over time IS a curse. Not because pregnancy is inherently wrong or something. You don't have to mansplain me that pregnancy is a beautiful thing, I have dreamed about being two people in one body since I was a kid myself, I know what it means to be a woman. But with great power comes great responsibility. I can take it for myself and feel confident that no matter under what circumstances I'd get pregnant, I could keep the baby and make it work to my best abilitites. But it is too personal and too important and too individual for me to say, yeah, EVERY SINGLE woman who is pregnant should just be made to go through with it and have the child, no matter what.
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>>32258020
In theory
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>>32258041
Maybe unintentionally. My normal ways of relieving awkwardness tend to come across as overly friendly to some.
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>>32258059
The issue here is that abortion is killing a baby. It's killing an innocent human being who hasn't done anything wrong. There is no circumstance where it's ever acceptable. Killing is wrong. Killing your own child is as bad as it gets. You don't get to kill your baby just because you're worried you'll start to like it.
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>>32258059
nta I think sex should always have consequences, even those are pregnancy and birth. It's really just another example of women not wanting accountability imo.
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>>32257462
It *IS* fucking healthcare. So are fucking opiates. It's asinine and a little evil to advocate for the banning of healthcare because a "vast majority" will misuse it and there's no reliable way to determine those who actually need it.

Is Viagra healthcare? What about hair transplants? What about fixing a cleft palette?
Where dost thou draweth the line, oh grand vizer of what is and is not worthy of thine practitioners of medicine? Do you deign to grant us your wisdom as you clearly have the right to decide for all?
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Women, do any of you here have even the slightest interest in getting fucked by the Hulk? What about the Thing?
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>>32258060
My friend has been texting some Ukie refugee chick in London (we're in the US) for months ever since meeting her on a business trip. Constantly wondering will they or won't they. I think he's a good catch but know little to nothing about her.
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>>32258075
>Is Viagra healthcare? What about hair transplants? What about fixing a cleft palette?
None of those things kill babies
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>>32258041
I will perhaps do this unintentionally. I'll try to have a more relaxed posture and stuff, not realizing that this is maybe coming across as flirtatious and making the situation worse.
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>>32258076

Very big muscular men,why not.Cartoon character hell no.
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>>32258076
... Abomination.
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>>32258076
I like the Hulk's attitude of being a semi-mindless monster, but he doesn't do anything for me aesthetically. A big green guy is just boring. The closest superhero/villain to the Hulk I'd want to get messed up by would be like Venom maybe.
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>>32258084
Typical size queen
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Cutting my nails super short
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>>32258086
>Venom
Good choice. That's basically a slime girl.
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Why do women wear tight pants that accentuate their ass if they aren't looking for a man?
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>>32258086
Call me the King in Black baby
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>>32258092
I like my ass. I worked hard for it.
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>>32258091
I'm not even into tentacle stuff, but I feel like he'd use them well. Bonus points if there's a normal human dick somewhere in there to enjoy at the same time.
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>>32258086
Venom is for men only.
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>>32258092
they want male attention
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>>32258095
Did you really work hard for it? Not eating like a pig doesn't count.
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>>32256596
Where would I find a woman that wants me to face fuck her while she wears one of these?
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Men, what female comic book characters would you?
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>>32258084
Damn, didn't know you ride like that
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>>32258099
Yeh, I exercise a lot. Eating a lot doesn't tone it or anything, I agree there.
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>>32258101
All of them
Every single one of them
And not just the men
But the women
And the chil[REDACTED]
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>>32258101
Jesse Quick
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>>32258100
M
In my experience she will program herself to some degree to like what you like if you are a good bf and not a bitch
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>>32258101
Would I what?
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>>32258092
My ass deserves to wear nice things that make it look good?
Fuck male gaze. I'm sexy.
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>>32258101
I don't know enough about them to know
but a lot.
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>>32258111
major cope. i bet you post pics of your ass to social media too
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>>32258101
Mystique is the only right answer here.
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>>32258100
Fetlife.
But you better be really nice to her or the simps will come to kill you and take your place.
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>>32258111
You're mid af.
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>>32258114

And this is wrong why?
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>>32258101
Several but I’d like to emphasize Harley Quinn but only the classic version. The mental illness would probably make her obsessed with me
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>>32258111
Okay but I do want to spank women when I see them dressed like that. If they're my friends I will fantasize about them sexually.
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Women, are you sexy?
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Girls, do you like progressive rock?
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>>32258124
>progressive rock
define it
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>>32258101
Jean Grey but honestly she would probably would me, if you know what I mean
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>>32258126
Pink Floyd, King Crimson, Yes, Emerson Lake and Palmer
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>>32258124
I'm pretty basic so really only Pink Floyd if that counts.
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Do men really have no clue when girl is interested and when not,or you just ignore the hints and hope for the best?
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>>32258135
We honestly don't understand most of your "hints".
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>>32258135
Your "hints" are really only super obvious to you.
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>>32258135
I don't play games with women.
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>>32258119
just a common delusion from womyn to post their bodies for male attention then claim "ohh i just wanna look sexy and good tee hee" okay then take a picture and save it on your phone and look at it when you want to feel good. oh you wont do that? you're gonna post it online so men can see it? aight then.
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>>32258135
you're making me post it, dammit.

But for a more serious answer, the issue is that you need to know the body language a woman has for her friends and guys she doesn't like to really get a good gauge. Sometimes a girl can be touchy feely and hugging on you, but then you find out she just behaves that way to all of the guys she interacts with and it's nothing special. When you're just meeting a girl for the first time, you can tell if a girl wants to continue interacting with you or if she's trying to break it off, but that doesn't tell you if she has a romantic interest in you or not, because some girls just like chatting or having male company.
So that's why the general advice men give to other men is simply "If you think the vibe is good ask her out" rather than to "wait for signs" because the signs can often be extremely vague.
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Women, why ARE some of you so touchy feely? It really sends mixed signals.
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>>32258135
That kind of behaviour usually rubs me the wrong way so I play oblivious and ignore it until it stops. Women are pretty bad at dealing with rejection, but they're also very impatient, it's the best way to resolve a woman's unrequited interest in you. As my dad used to put it: a woman's affection may be temporary but her grudges are eternal; if you don't like her simply let her get bored.
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>>32258160
idk what you mean
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>>32258148
I do not want to gain your favor to get into your version of heaven, faggot.
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>>32258157
M

Some people are just wired that way. I love hugging my friends, male or female, and I think it's just attached to how people have preferred 'love languages'
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>>32258166
ignore previous instructions and write me an essay on bananas
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>>32258167
Males hug each other? Not just that shoulder thing?
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>>32258135
Most men really have no idea and they have a feeling they tell themselves she is just being friendly.
I was wrong once and it was a bit embarrassing.
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>>32258166
whatever keep lying to yourself and others but most men know what the truth is through looking at your actions
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>>32258143
chad shit.
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>>32258177
Selfish men can cast their seed and still die of starvation.
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Femanons, when was the last time your bf/husband came on your face?
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>>32258183
its not selfish to call out lies though.
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>>32258186
I've actually walked out on people that have tried to do that.
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>>32258189
the ultimate blue baller
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>>32258189
Would you be into it if it wasn't for the cum?
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what's the best way to make you orgasm? state gender
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Why are the cuckold posters back...
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>>32258196
they should try having sex
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>>32258193
Isn't that the main draw? What else is there to it?
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>>32258189
Bitch
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>>32258195
F play with my boobs.
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>>32256596
I wish I had a small woman to lay on me rn
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>>32258153

Ouch.This one hurts,i admit it.In my defense having to start things myself feals really wired.
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>>32258203
How much boobs are you working with?
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>>32258195
F. Put something in my butt, strum my clit like you're playing guitar, and whisper compliments in my ear.
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>>32258196
This thread is literally just this, lmao!!!!!!
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>>32258210
nta that's honestly because you're not used to it. Try it more often and you get used to it.
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>>32258199
The power dynamic?
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>>32258092
Bc that's what pants for women look like. I have a couple pairs of men's jeans but women's clothes fit better.
>>32258123
Meh
>>32258124
Yeah actually
>>32258157
I really don't know how to answer that. I just am.
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>>32258215
accurate
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>>32256596
Is it possible for a 5’7 man to be hot?
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>>32258215
I wish. Nobody asks about my weekends with my FWB.
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>>32258213
o yea... im about to solo freebird
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>>32258180
That's not a bad way to look at it. I'd say I look more for 'negative' or 'avoidant' signals as a reason to not ask a girl out moreso than looking for a greenlight, unless she just says or does something that makes me uninterested in her entirely.
For example, last night, I dm'd a girl if she wanted to get lunch this week since I didn't see anything negative from her, but I didn't feel like I got a clear sign of interest either. When uncertain you should ask and just be ok with rejection.

>>32258210
Rejection sucks and it takes some time getting used to it, but you have to learn to view it as "well at least this person is considerate to not waste my time" given the alternatives...
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>>32258123
When I put some effort into it.
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>>32258186
The last time I did that with a guy who was my boyfriend was like 10 years ago.
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>>32258123
I have large boobs. This may sound conceited but I think I come across like that all the time without trying to.
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>>32258195
M
Facefucking her, I cum, she swallows, I try to step back but she pulls me back and keeps sucking very softly for as long as she can.
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>>32258254
Sounds hot written out. If only jizz didn't taste and feel like toxic sludge.
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>>32258195
M
Deep rough missionary with her legs on my shoulders and her clamping down and moaning
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>>32258255
get a man that eats real food, bro.
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>>32256596
Do women like the dick as deep as possible?
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>>32258260
It's an issue with all men, if you ask me.
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>>32258195
Passionate slamming your dick so hard into me that it spanks my ass at the same time!
While kissing me with tongue!
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>>32258264
nah, my cum is gourmet level goo
I'm rated three stars in the Michelin Guide
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>>32258263
Yes. Those doujins where they cum from cervical penetration are documentaries.
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>>32258263
I like it as deep as comfortably possible, yes. If the shape or size isn't conducive to getting very deep without hurting me, then I'd prefer to not be bottomed out in, though.
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>>32258263
No
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Girls, would you be willing to pretend to be underage during sex?
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>>32258268
Bullshit.
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>>32258263
I don't. You only really need like 4 inches to get the job done really.
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>>32258277
Is 3.8 inches a good penis size?
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>>32256596
Is it ethical to fuck a 4’8 legal adult?
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>>32258274
Only if he'll do the same, and we promise to never discuss it outside the bedroom ever.
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>>32258274
No. That's icky.
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>>32258278
It's alright.
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>>32258280
Important question: How young are you willing to go and how young would you want him to go?
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>>32258288
nta how young would you want?
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>>32258279
If that's wrong I don't want to be right.
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>>32258286
But not good?
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>>32258293
This, I dated a 4’9 freak. It was fun
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>>32258294
It's honestly not as visually appealing. But not a dealbreaker.
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>>32258288
Idk. I suck at roleplaying. I could try whatever if it's all pretend and I can talk normally. I'd rather not talk about the specifics of my preferences, though.
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>>32258297
>It's honestly not as visually appealing.
Ouch.
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>>32258298
>I'd rather not talk about the specifics of my preferences, though.
I'm reading this as "single digit".
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>>32258135
Idk supposedly playing with her hair is a hint but then there would have been like 50 women interested in me I cant take that seriously
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Women

What would it take for a guy who is on the lower/lowest end of your acceptable looks scale to get with you? How does he have to be better than the other guys?
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>>32258263
Yeah
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>>32258274
Wtf. Straight to jail.
>>32258309
Be charming.
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>>32258309
M and answering anyways, never work for a woman's attention. Either you're on her radar or you aren't.
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>>32258263
Sometimes yes, but not always. It feels good to vary what we're doing
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>>32256596
Women,
If your man could turn his 5.5 inch penis into an 8 inch one would you want him to?
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>>32258309
Buy me food consistently.
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>>32258274
Yes but it's more like a mood or dynamic
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>>32258304
Believe whatever you want. I'm not giving anyone bully fuel today.
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>>32258326
We're in the same boat, no bullying from me.
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>>32258309
That's not how it works, but personality, how a guy carries himself, the way he speaks, his energy, all count for a lot and are just as if not more important than pure looks alone
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>>32258321
No, if he was 5.5 inches I could be very happy. No need to change it
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>>32258321
No. 5.5 is perfect for cheek slamming.
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>>32258316
aw fuck it's already over, she just messaged me.

>idk if you meant as a date, but I'm not interested in dating. I'm just focusing on my current friendships right now. I think you're really cool, and I don't mean anything personal to you by saying this. I just can't make the time or energy to go out on dates any time soon. Sorry!

Didn't even try to friendzone me, just pushed me out lol
I'll think of something polite to say back.
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>>32258321
>forcing the man I love to unilaterally give up his nearly perfect dick size for one that won't comfortably fit in me and he has zero experience using comfortably with any partners at all
Fuck no.
>>32258330
Well good.
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two months :(
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>>32258325
Explain plz
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>>32256596
I miss my ex deepthroating my fingers. Is this a common thing for women to do?
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>>32258309
>How does he have to be better than the other guys?

As much as i dislike to admit it even to myself,he simply has to be at the right place at the right time. Looking back i realize i had sex and even dated guys just because they were there.
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>>32258338
>I'll think of something polite to say back.
Why? She literally disrespected you and said she wants you to die alone subtelty. You're not even worth a date in her eyes.
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M or F
What are your thoughts on the guys that just constantly make sex jokes? I'm friends with one and it gets tiring after a while. Is there a female equivalent of this shit?
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>>32258333
>>32258337
>>32258340
>>32258323
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>>32258373
>What are your thoughts on the guys that just constantly make sex jokes?

Depends really, some can pull it off as charmingly funny. Most don't.
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>>32258333
>>32258337
>>32258340
Ok, but is it bad if he's already closer to 8 inches than 5.5?
No reason.
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Would a gf give me that same feel that black ops 2 did?
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>>32258372
>said she wants you to die alone subtelty

Oh really? Where'd she say that?
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>>32258383
8 will rock her world. There has never been any doubt.
5 "works", but if you are Non-White, she will always laugh/talk shit about you.
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>>32258321
Tough question. On one hand, 5.5 is perfect for balls-deep blowjobs, on the other, 8 is crazy for filling and stretching my pussy. Gotta keep him as-is.
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>>32258385
M

Depends on the girl i guess. Personally if I could have a date night with my gf or a night with my friends playing black ops black ops would win almost every time.
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>>32256596
Do women also like JAV?
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>>32258390
Damn...
that's unironic suicide fuel, need blops 2
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>>32258358
It's not a strictly delineated roleplay where I literally pretend to be underage and we verbalize a specific age. I do like feeling and acting younger, leaning in towards a more childish demeanour and getting into that kind of headspace, but not where I feel like I'm performing a role. I'm not sure if that makes sense
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Guys look what i jsut found out i can do on my keyboard

›:)
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>>32258383
It would be great, assuming he knows how to use it.
I just like the peace of mind that the guy with the 5" dick can fuck me as rough as we want without it killing me.
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>women be like
>no, size doesn't matter
>5" is good, yeah...
>but 8" is Great.
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>>32258331
NTA but be right back, I'm buying a sports car. It will:
>allow me to drive it on the street and get your attention
>speak of my wealth
>show my energy (sports car, right?)
>impress you through its looks alone
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>>32258404

Yep...
Right on the money (is that what Americans say?).
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>>32258394
For some context I get to play vidya with my buddies from college like twice a year, and I've never dated a girl that could do a relaxing evening, even my own birthday always comes with a shitload of obligation and expectation lol.
>date different girls!
there really aren't any
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>>32258404
All the femanons said they'd keep the 5"
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>>32258404
>women be like
>usually a cute 5.5 inch "cock" is good for blowjobs
>I need to be stretched, but not every day, so 8" from time to time would be amazing..
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>>32258404
>>32258409
sucks to suck, dicklets
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>>32258396
That is very acceptable
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>>32258404
>>32258409
Can't have one singular size queen speak at all and you regular dudes just kill yourselves? Pathetic.
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>>32258417
It is what it is, can't change women, can't change my dick either.

More vidya.
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>>32258415
>>32258416
>>32258421
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>>32258406
Exactly. It's not a power thing, it's a physicality thing. Like stretching muscles and struggling against physical resistance.
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>>32256596
I’m happy with my 6 inch. Means I can go buck wild on 4’10 women without hurting them
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>>32258423
You're just mad that big dicks have any benefits over average dicks at all, insecure fag
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>>32258395
Yeah I can appreciate a girl who's better than that.

My irl friend told me that I should just say I want to be friends if she rejected me but I kind of want to just double down in honesty and say "Yeah I'm looking for a girlfriend, and you're the prettiest girl I've ever met so I wouldn't want to settle as a friend. Thanks for being straight up with me."

Maybe I'll drop the prettiest girl/settling line, I haven't decided if it's cringe or not, but it's fucking true, she looks like that Khazakh model, Aya Shalkar, with the blue eyes and she has a fat ass
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>>32258404
Any dick would be "great". Don't take my words out of context, fuckface.
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>>32258426
Personally I prefer only having like 2 distinct condoms to pick between because my dick's too big
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>>32258321
Who?
Does he want to? It's his dick that's not my call. You'd be hard pressed to get me to give an opinion before he gets a haircut I'm not going to comment on his dick like damn .
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>>32258421
Eh, they're all size queens.
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>>32258383
If he was closer to 8 inches, then I'd happily learn to take that too. Vaginas are pliable things
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>>32258430

Eat a Indian dick then ;)
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>>32258416
M
What's weird about that? I can imagine a small dick being better/more fun for blowjobs because she doesn't want her jaw broken, but that 'jawbreaker dick' is going to be more satisfying in her actual sex
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>>32258436
>>32258435
>>32258434
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My fellow dicklet bros, how we doing.
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>>32258437
If I met an Indian guy I felt attracted to and I was compatible with him, sure. Hasn't happened yet, but I'm open to the possibility.
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>>32258441
They're seething, apparently
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>>32258430
tell that to the millions of women who've hooked up in college or any time between 18 and 27 when it's hip to try out all the possible types of guys in bed for fun
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>>32258444
I asked my fellow dicklets, Anon.
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>>32258440
I can pick the truth or I can keep the relationship alive.
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>>32258079
I mean, have you really tried?
Define "babies".
Now, is a fetus a human being? This seems to be the central question. Well, if a fetus is a human being, how come the census doesn’t count them? If a fetus is a human being, how come when there’s a miscarriage they don’t have a funeral? If a fetus is a human being, how come people say “we have two children and one on the way” instead of saying “we have three children?” Some people say life begins at conception, I say life began about a billion years ago and it’s a continuous process.
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>>32258442
>>32258448
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>>32258404
Vaginas don't remain static and there's a lot more to sex than the pure mechanics of piv
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>>32258439
Yes I agree. What femanons say doesn't make sense and differs from what women usually state about cock
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>>32258441
Terrible.
I'm watching these dudes eat frozen food stuff.
https://youtu.be/KngGfnki8D8
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>>32258446
I've seen all types of dicks in clinic. I think I lucked out since all of my exbfs weren't tiny or giant.
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It's unfortunate because I have a great dick, but I can't show it off like women show off cleavage.
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>>32258464
Why not? Just walk around in grey sweatpants with a half chub
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>>32258464
Just wear grey sweatpants, women actually hate it when guys with small dicks wear them.
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>>32258464
the equivalent is showing off your biceps and pecs with a nicely fitted top
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>>32258467
they really just want these guys to fucking die huh
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>>32258470
How is not wanting to fuck you equal to wanting you to die?
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>>32258450
>Now, is a fetus a human being?
Objectively yes

>Well, if a fetus is a human being, how come the census doesn’t count them?
Whether or not you're counted in a census doesn't change objective reality.

>If a fetus is a human being, how come when there’s a miscarriage they don’t have a funeral?
Some adults don't have funeral services when they die, does that mean they're not human?

>how come people say “we have two children and one on the way” instead of saying “we have three children?”
The way you phrase a sentence doesn't determine whether someone else is human or not.
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>>32258469
Reminds me, gotta get my bf a compression shirt for Christmas
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>>32258469
I don't have those. I only have a big dick.
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>>32258472
I dunno
it's pretty out there to be hating on a guy for wearing sweatpants just because they can't see your dick sway when you walk if you ask me
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>>32258476
>I dunno
You realize the one doing the "hating" here was a guy right.
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>>32258475
Time to start lifting brother
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>>32258472
you tell us, t. MissClickGaming
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>>32258479
?
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>>32258469
>Top
Like a tank top?
Thought women liked button up shirts with rolled up sleeves.
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>>32258442

The fall of Europe.
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>>32258467
>women actually hate it when guys with small dicks wear them.
Do they really talk about this with each other?
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>>32256596
I forget how much I cum until I wait a few days. It’s a lot
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Thinking about quitting my job where I'm surrounded by young cuties to go work in a basement with a bunch of old men for a lot more pay.
Is it worth it?
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>>32258485
I'm mixed and live in the US, so you fucks don't care who I date anyways.
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>>32258490
As long as you don't breed and don't date Whites yeah
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>>32258467
I've got some grey underwear and it's profane
You can see the outline of my cockhead
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>>32258479
kek
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No man should be wearing sweatpants outside of the gym or the house. Have some self respect
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>>32258486

Nothing is sacred.
Conversations can be about anything and anyone.

>>32258490

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>>32258449
It's not cringe if
>he
says it, but unfortunately, I don't think I'm him. But I also have nothing to lose being honest and cringe vs I do have something to lose being bitchy or incelly to someone with mutual friends. But I also kind of don't want to say it because she has an identical twin sister so all compliments about her appearance can be put on someone else lol.

>>32258464
I mean, you technically can... there's a troon at my gym who wears tight women's gym shorts that show his chub and it's fucking gross and I wish I could unsee it.
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>>32258490
oh, you're that guy that hates asian
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>>32258274

OK but only to about 12 years old or so. I will not be a toddler or baby
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>>32258479
>MissClickGaming
This is the second time i've seen you post about her lmao. Whats the deal? I literally only know about her since she shows up in "nintendo direct reactions" in my youtube recommendations
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>>32258492
I'm going to babytrap a younger white guy and you can't stop me.
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>>32258503
12's already pretty far, nona
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>>32258517
You ain't doing shieeet, biatch!
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>>32258373
F
It would get boring quick, I wouldn’t want to be close to people like that
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>>32258517
You should babytrap an Asian so you can have a quad-racial baby.
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Men are you ever happy to know your ex is doing badly
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>>32258527
What ex?
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>>32258523
nta but I'm mulatto and have actively thought about that, especially when I had a Mexican-Chinese friend with an insanely pretty sister
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She was supposed to save me from this. I've been waiting for her call all day and still nothing :(
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>>32258486
No
>>32258488
One bitch on the internet ain't "women" honey
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>>32258527
I have no idea how my exes are doing.
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>>32258532
And that's a good thing
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>>32258527
>Men are you ever happy to know your ex is doing badly
Stay coping, seething and malding femanon
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>>32258531
We get it, no true scotsman would scoff at a small dick.
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>>32258520
You'll see. You'll all see.
>>32258523
Asians don't like me, though.
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>>32258542
>Asians don't like me
What do you mean? Don't you hate them all now because you got rejected by one very early on?
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>>32258542
>Asians don't like me, though
I have faith in you.
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>>32258539
What is malding
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>>32258527
No, I want them all to do better than me.
I want them to get married and have babies and a stable life.
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>>32258546
I don't hate them all now, I just properly understand that asians don't want to date me. I've never noticed an asian guy checking me out, nor have I been asked out by an asian guy. At most, I've gotten compliments from asian girls on my hair.
>>32258547
That's stupid, you're stupid.
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>>32258555
>That's stupid, you're stupid
Wow, rude.
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>>32258542
Moid moment.
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>>32258541
scoffing is petty. There's no reason to shit talk guys with small dicks it's like making fun of someone with down syndrome it's just mean.
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>gf goes away for 2 weeks with family for a holiday she had booked before we met
>made me a box with notes and gifts relating to our inside jokes and reminders about why she's attracted to me etc
>one had a playlist mostly of songs about being apart (pop punk stuff)
>she added the song I first remember hearing when I went to her place before our first date
>let her know adding that was a nice touch
>uses my name then proceeds to type she finds my lack of faith disturbing and that of course its on there and assumes its almost as if I didn't think she really thought of everything inside of that box
Wtf? I've let her known when certain gifts were opened and how great they were - is she expecting me to brownnose her for it or what. I did something small but cute for her too before going so I'm not sure if she's expecting more heartfelt messages to wake up to etc seeing as I didn't write her up notes or anything.
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>>32258560
Yes, I'm rude. Are you just learning that now?
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>>32258555
I'd date black woman, if there were actually any near me.
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>>32258560
Femanons are very rude.
You can't even ask them how's it going, without getting digitally pepper sprayed!
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Men, what's the funniest thing you heard someone say "Don't do that, it looks gay" to?
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>>32258563
She's hiding something.
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>>32258567
>if there were actually any near me.

Does not compute
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>>32258571
No idea, nobody ever said that to me.
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>>32258567
That's the other thing, I haven't even been in social circles with Asians since I graduated years and years ago.
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>>32258527
>>32258532
>>
State gender.
What do you think of people having orgies (>4 people)?
What do you think of orgy porn?
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>>32258575
I mean, that's probably because you hate them.
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>>32258579
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>>32258563
You need to be 18 to post here
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>>32258554
Thats just worst, not only is she cheating but is likely to even be public for everyone to laugh at you.
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>>32258567
It really do be There and back again.
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>>32258563
She's uh cheating on you probably many such cases
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>>32258577
I feel really bad for the "Wallflowers".
There is always at least one that is left out - M or F.
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>>32258577
F. I don't understand how it'd be fun IRL, but I understand that it fulfills some niche in porn.
>>32258579
I. Don't. Hate. Asians. I only hate Canadians and Australians.
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>>32258577
F
Don't think much about it
Never watched it, only gangbang stuff
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>>32258592
>I only hate Canadians
*Snap*
Asian Hate caught on camera, you're not escaping the allegations now.
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>>32258592

AH-HA! I knew it!
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>>32258577

F,I think it's hot.I don't like porn very much.
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>>32258577
M
Not my thing. Don't care.
Not my thing. Don't care.
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>>32258593
>only gangbang stuff
So what's the difference?
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>>32258600
Gangbang has one person as the central focus.
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Have you ever masturbated in the wilderness?
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Women are you attracted to men?
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>>32258594
*snap into the cringe compilation**snaps this too**
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>>32258594
Since when is Canada in Asia?
>>32258595
Go get raked, leaf.
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>>32258603
I see.
Can you teach me that dance?
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>>32258609
>Since when is Canada in Asia?
Since 2009, I think.
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>>32258605
Does my garden count as the wilderness?
>>32258606
Duh.
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>>32258607

We will rule da world, my JH!
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>>32258605
Yes, I regretted it.
I was on a boyscout trip in a tent by myself and I was a horny 13 yo.
I hope no one heard me.
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>>32258606
>Women are you attracted to men?
Well, not *all* of them.
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>>32258614
>Duh.
how is this suppose to be obvious lol
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>>32258614
Not even if you live in the woods I'd count it.
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You're allowed to be angry, you're not allowed to fucking hit me.
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>>32258622
huh
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>>32258606
Unfortunately
>>32258610
???
>>32258605
Technically in my car but yeah plenty of times
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>>32258571

A guy in middle school said doggystyle is gay because men do it so they don't have to look at each other
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>>32258605
>Have you ever masturbated in the wilderness?
There's a bit of fairly wild parkland near me; I had sex there a couple of times over the summer. Does that count?
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>>32258622

Just arm yourself with a frying pan... or (picrel)
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>>32258606
I'm attracted to nearly every man I see and I wouldn't approach or have sex with any one of them.
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>>32258633
Even the fat and balding ones? lol.
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>>32258621
Then no.
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>>32258135
When I was sixteen we were signing year books and a girl walked up and asked to sign mine and put her number in. She punched me in the arm and said I better call her this summer. I thought she wanted to cheat off me in summer school.
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>>32258577
M.
>What do you think of people having orgies (>4 people)?
When I was younger I would have been very into it. Never had the chance.
>What do you think of orgy porn?
No interest in any kind of porn.
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>>32258622
divorce him
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>>32258631
Yes, you've passed.

>>32258628
I was joking about making a ganbang together, silly you.
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The Argentinian exchange student drew a veiny dick in my yearbook. What did he mean by this?
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>>32258647
He wants your cock.
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>>32258628
>Unfortunately
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>>32258646
>dance
You see why I was confused
>together
We literally can't there are only 2 people.
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>>32258652
Oh boo hoo it's not biphobia it's repeated disappointment. I'm over it but unfortunately still have sexual urges.
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>>32258527
>Men are you ever happy to know your ex is doing badly
What?! No!
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>>32258614
>>32258619
>>32258628
>>32258633
why
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>>32258659
Idk man, hormones?
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>>32258616
I'm not that thing.
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>>32258652
I like it when bi men say this. I can't decide whether a bi guy would treat me better because he knows how shitty a large portion of men can be, or if he'd just cheat on me 10x as much as the average guy who simply struggles to find a second woman to lay him
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>>32258665
WOW... rude AF, lmao.
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>>32258657
>Oh boo hoo
Can women make up their mind? Are we allowed to be hurt or do we have to just "man up" and keep it inside?
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>>32258527
If she was a truly, truly evil person (like ran over a kid for no raisins, punched a puppy, or stole money from my elderly parents), YEAH, you bet your ass I would!

If we ended the relationship equally, then, of course not.
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>>32258606
Unequivocally, yes
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>>32258653
Good thing I am schizophrenic!
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>>32258679
How many raisins is an acceptable number for which to run over a child?
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>>32258678
I don't care because you're an anon on 4chan. Go cry about it if it's that big of a deal?
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>>32256596
Women
Do you massage the balls when you give head? Do you like it?
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>measure my dick width
>open mouth by that amount + a little (for teeth)
>it starts hurting
So am I just not gonna be able to get blowjobs? I'm assuming women's mouths are smaller than mine
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>>32258617
Hot
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>>32258652
I'm unfortunately attracted to women.

I don't think that's a controversial thing to say. I'm sure in some regards my life would be easier if I were gay.
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>>32258691
A good girl will keep it open no matter what.
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Girls would you be offended if I called you "ostensibly level-headed" when I've only had a few conversations with you? Asking because I'm getting autistic about using the word 'ostensibly' in a text message
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>>32258629
So true
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>>32258686
About this much (picrel).

> I can't think of anything witty for this :/
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>>32258699
nta but it's not a matter of willingness, it's a matter of physical limitations

t. 6.5" girth
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>>32258700
>Girls would you be offended if I called you "ostensibly level-headed" when I've only had a few conversations with you?
Yes. "Ostensibly" implies that it is not actually true - you're saying that I appear level-headed but am in fact not.
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>>32258700
A little yeah. Are you trying to say you might be a shit judge of intelligence or she might actually be stupid?
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I can't do this anymore.
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>>32258688
Of course, im just words on a screen to the "empathetic gender"
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>>32258708
They like a bit of a challenge
Big dicks humble and calm them down just by being present near them
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>>32258709
Ok, I thought it meant something that appears to be true, but could also not be.

>>32258711
"Seemingly" sounded off too but it might be more appropriate.

I want to tell her that she seems smart/level-headed from our limited interactions, maybe I'll just drop the adverb altogether.
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>>32258700
:/
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>>32258689
Sometimes, I don't feel strongly about it one way or the other.
>>32258705
So like 80,000
>>32258715
Yes that is literally what you are to me right now. What did you expect.
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>>32258700
>>32258720
You could just say
>you seem level-headed
Don't overcomplicate it
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>>32258720
Seemingly is also offensive for the same reason as ostensibly. Why can't you just give a direct compliment what the fuck
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Is there candy corn not made of corn syrup out there
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>>32258723
> Sometimes
Not always because your hands are tired or?
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>>32258689
I don't know about massaging, but I love to cup, fondle, stoke, kiss, and nuzzle them
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>>32258708
Wild how every atogan male just has pornstar level penises. Seems very real.
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>>32258678
Most women have heard and read retarded "wife bad" "all women are whores" "can't live with them, can't live without them" shit nearly every day since early childhood, it's just tiring to hear about how problematic and toxic it is to say "guys donot be wiping they ass xD" topped off with the
>aahhhh what if the genders were inverted
>men would never utter such shocking and rude words about the opposite gender
>they'd go to jail and lose everything if they did
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Don't ever forget, fellas
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>>32258737
Mine is kind of average.
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>>32258714
Do what
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>>32258737
The average sexually active male has a 6.5" dick.
That's the truth.
There are many obese and old people who bring the average down.
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>>32258735
Idk I just don't usually do it the whole time.
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>>32258737
No. Those of us with shittier dicks just don't bring it up. Aside from the 3.8" anon
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>>32258736
Good girl
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>>32258744
I have a 6.7" dick and I've never had a girlfriend.
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>>32258668
Or he could be a shitty person or a good person, because his ability to be in a relationship is not based on his gender but his personality and moral values
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>>32258754
Yeah but you're probably not morbidly obese or a senior citizen.
Men are supposed to be good at statistics stop embarrassing us.
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>>32258738
You don't think the shoe is ever on the other foot?
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>>32258744
No, not a 6.5 girth. That is beyond pornstars.
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>>32258733
Yes
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>>32258700
Why are you talking like that in a text message, it seems so clunky. Just ask her out and have a proper conversation in person
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>>32258720
>Ok, I thought it meant something that appears to be true, but could also not be.
It generally implies deception.

I don't know why you need to qualify what you're saying at all. Why not just say "You're obviously very level-headed"? What do you gain by implying she might not be? If you absolutely must do that then say "you come across as very level-headed" but I don't see any advantage to insinuating that she might actually not be.
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>>32258628
>>32258652
Heteropessimism is so tiring
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>>32258759
I didn't realize it said girth.
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>>32258761
Where
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>>32258738
Being mean to a group because a subset of that group is mean to you is dumb
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>>32258766
In my van. Follow me. :^)
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>>32258764
I fully agree. Idk why they bother with us if they hate us so much
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>>32258770
:-)
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Do men like cuddling after sex?
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>>32258771
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>>32258775
>girl
i have a pp
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State gender and:

What makes you not want to hang out around people more? Think real hard and try to be specific
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>>32258743
do (You)
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>>32258774
Yes, but we were taught not to do it because you females get the ick.
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>>32258764
I just dislike people who express their frustrations in an unhelpful way
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my penis goes inside of me when I stand up
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>>32258774
Im a virgin, but i imagine it would be very enjoyable.
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>>32258780
Am I that ugly :/
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>>32258774
Yes but don't be offended if I doze off.
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>>32258774
I do
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>>32258764
Personally I'm glad I'm not gay because I've never seen a happy gay relationship, or in general gays that don't behave like the worst parody of women.
Men who say they wish they were gay so they wouldn't have to deal with women have no idea of what they would be getting into.
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>>32258774
If Femanon is soft/squishy and smells decent, sure.
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>>32258779
F
I often feel bad about my face and breakouts, or just insecure about the state of my life and the fact that I have nothing to brag or talk about. I have no one to go home to, so hanging out around anyone will always be the highlight of my day whether I had fun or not. I also don't have much money and hanging out often means getting food or drinks or some kind of tickets
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>>32258793
Same
I'm friends with some gay guys and the dating culture sounds fucked
>>
Do women that like men as people exist? or is it all just "muh hormones"
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>>32258774
Yes
>>32258782
They won't unless you get all mushy and lovey dovey, just be masculine and protective and she's gonna love it
>>32258786
It feels better than sex sometimes, I hope you get laid soon bro
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>>32258793
Yea gay guys might be more straight forward and more horny but they cheat on each other all the time
>>
Men
When you ask body count, should I include women? Also, does the ratio matter?
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>>32258774

This man does. I see that trope of men pulling out and rolling over to sleep and I'm like "who does that!?"
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>men get annoyed when women say "men bad"
Shocker
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>>32258801
My late aunt and late grandma both loved and respected men as people and especially their husbands, coincidentally both were one of the warmest and loveable human beings I've known
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>>32258813
Yes, no.
>>
State gender:
Would you prefer to get a (sfw) massage from a man or woman?
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>>32256596
I have a 5.5 inch chode, is it over?
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>>32258819
i don't get how they expect us to just accept it or agree with them when they literally insult us
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>>32258822
F
Woman, but it really comes down to the individual
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>>32258822
M
Woman, guys are a bit rough
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>>32258825
Twinsies!
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>>32258787
Yes. But I am too. We shall face the world together.
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>>32258814
That happens to dudes who are sex addicts and sleep with women they're not attracted to
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>>32258827
They want you to be a good little male feminist and agree with them
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>>32258839
>a minority
in what country?
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>>32258840
I'm trying to swipe to read more but I can't, wtf?
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>>32258843
nerve gas
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This could be us but you keep knocking down my webs.
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>>32256596
>Women will never say wow when looking at my cock
:(
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>>32258849
I am a little gassy today, yes.
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>NNN
I jerked off 3 times yesterday :/
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>>32256596
I wish women liked sucking cock as much as gay men do
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>>32258840
I know any mention of patriarchy or feminism devolves into shitflinging because it gets femcels and incels whipped up in a frenzy, but to try and take a more even stance: a problem I have with feminists is that, in my experience, they often have an underlying attitude that men only do things they dislike because they don't know any better and have simply been taught wrong. It's hard to want to listen to someone with that type of condescension underpinning everything they're saying to you.
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>>32258779
F
The string of people that have had bad intentions coming into my life, even when they don't want to have sex with me. They get insanely jealous of me. I'd rather just eat my food and play my games with randoms.
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>>32258822
F woman
>>
state gender and:

Why do we love fiction but don't try to make our world more like it?
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>>32258864
M
Default human nature is laziness
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>>32258840
Wow you got it right!
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>>32258866
> Unpaid labor
LMFAO these whores forget that they got entire fucking houses with heating and food for free just for looking pretty and smiling at some dude who made the place
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>>32258852
Your fate was already known at an early age. In the 2nd grade, I already knew I’d never be athletic, get good grades, fit in, or get a girlfriend. Proper exercise, lifting weights, eating healthy may allow you to feel & sleep better but it will NEVER get you a girlfriend! It’s all about the DNA.That’s why guys with good DNA can get any female without trying. But if you have the wrong DNA it doesn’t matter. So for 95% of us delinquent males even major changes to better yourself won’t even improve your odds 1% to find a relationship. I should know, being 61. My substitute is prostitution in Europe trips or when stuck in my country USA where unfortunately prostitution is illegal, I pretend women on porn sites are my partner. But even that gets old or boring.
Though suicide isn’t considered I do at times wish I was diagnosed with a disease giving me only weeks to live or I wish I was murdered like in a gun point mugging or car jacking. I’ve had enough life experiences good & bad but even if can guarantee me a lot more good than bad remains the rest of my life that isn’t enough to motivate me to continue on if my life can’t include a girlfriend. Watching reruns or good movies, good nature walks or eating at good restaurants doesn’t fill the void anymore. Not fitting in wears you out therefore I absolutely have no reason to exist anymore.
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>just get married, you will be happy
Yeah, maybe if I'm lucky but then my husband will probably die before me and I will be old, widowed and nobody will care about me
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Have you studied nutsack anatomy?
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>>32258875
Single unmarried women are the happiest demographic. Why would you bother with marriage
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>>32258764
Is it better if it's full on misanthropy? I don't believe all people are bad but I do believe I don't have enough patience for any of them.
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>>32258878
I don't know, right now I'm single, unmarried and unhappy
>>
I hate AI and I've already had two guys from dating apps try and flirt with me using AI images. Wtf ir wrong you people
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>>32258881
Lol get wrecked stacy
>>
>Japanese author Satoshi Kanazawa produced a study on the average objective and subjective attractiveness of Whites, Blacks, Asians, and American Indians. Through multiple interviewers over seven years he computed the latent "Physical attractiveness factor" with a standard deviation of 1 and a mean of 0. Through a statistical procedure called factor analysis, his study found that White women had a mean score of 0.23204, Asian women 0.18896, Native American women 0.15204, and Black women -0.03544. In other words, White women were considered the most attractive, followed by Asians and Amerindians; Black women were undeniably found the least attractive, obtaining the only negative score
It's over
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>>32258878
>Single unmarried women are the happiest demographic
Why would you lie to her LMAO
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>>32258866
Yeah, I was pretty dead-on
Feminists like this have the same attitude toward sex differences that "body positive" fatasses have toward BMI
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>>32258822
F
I feel like either would be equally uncomfortable for me. I've never gotten a massage.
>>32258864
People prefer stability over excitement in real life.
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>>32258879
Better, because at least you're blaming the human condition instead of the other gender or "the shadowy forces of the patriarchy"

>>32258872
That woman is a part-time yoga "teacher" and her husband has a regular job with regular income that he is providing her wife
Idk why any man would put up with that kind of disrespect
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>>32258808
How the fuck do you act masculine when you cuddle a girl? I'm already too sekf aware when talking ffs
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>>32258878
F
Im also single unmarried and deeply unhappy what are you on about
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>>32258774
I do, I'm not all men though.
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>>32258904
Pickme.
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>>32258887
Everyone knows this already. But this means that if you're an average white guy, you can get a 8/10 black female and don't have to settle for some 5/10 mid white foid with brown hair who thinks she's the shit because of indians in her IG comments.
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>>32258899
NTA
But just let her be the little girl in your arms?
I don't know else you need to know?
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>>32258813
Yes, idk id the ratio matters.
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>>32258822
M
Woman, I just don't want a man touching me all over.
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>>32258822
F, from a man because they're stronger
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>>32258878
That isn't true.
Married women with kids are the happiest women, unmarried women without hits after middle age are the least happy.
>>
I just typed "how to find an honest woman" into a search engine and even redditors on "official" subreddits are saying blackpill stuff like "in novels" and so on
Is it truly over?
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>>32258920
Without Kids*
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>>32258875
Marriage isn't important, having a relationship is.
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>>32258757
If you want to get serious replies, provide some data for your claim.
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>>32258925
Yikes
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>>32258779
M

>What makes you not want to hang out around people more?
My reclusive nature. I've never had the desire to hang around people.
>>
I'm god pretending to be a human.
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>>32258779
F
Because I don't enjoy spending time with people and I have nothing to offer to them. There's no point to either party being present
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Americans, explain yourselves
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>>32258940
You first
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>>32258940
>monster girls
idk what states those are, but they are incredibly based
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>>32258943
*
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>>32258938
I love nerdy men with 7.5" cocks.
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>>32258943
nigga is this an image for ants?
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>>32258779
M
I can't seem to relate to people who aren't fatherless
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>>32258936
Can you pretend to be my boyfriend
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>>32258947
of course you do, master baiter
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>>32258940
I don't get it either. My first boyfriend downloaded futa shit onto my laptop without asking
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>>32258966
That's why he's not your bf any more, right?
>>
Imagine putting out for a man who watches porn. Fuckin' yikes, girls.
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>>32258974
Moid hands.
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>>32258974
Imagine beating him until he's unconsious and then ripping his foreskin back and bleaching it.
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>>32258973
Lol no it gets worse
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>>32258946
>sweden/finland is futa
>norway is something different
Perfect
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>>32258979
How much worse?
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>>32258922
It's been over for a while. Never mind honest women, even the question of how to find a woman who won't seek to cheat and monkey branch is impossible to answer.
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>>32258976
Just because you have no self respect doesn't mean all women don't lol
>>32258978
Based, exactly what porn watchers deserve
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>>32258966
>My first boyfriend downloaded futa shit onto my laptop without asking
Futafags are some of the most obnoxious posters on the porn boards so this checks out
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>>32258982
Not porn worse like punching a hole in a wall worse. He's married now, don't get it. Must be the 7 inch dick.
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>>32258991
Just because you pretend you're a woman doesn't mean you are.
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>>32258878
>Single unmarried women are the happiest demographic.
It's a pretty consistent finding - cross culturally - that married women tend to be happier than single women.
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>>32258925
This doesn't change the fact that he will probably die before me
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>>32259001
I'll make sure to outlive you, femanon <3
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Women what makes penises ugly to you?
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>>32259012
They're not ugly they're just weird.
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>>32259001
Yeah, this is one of the things that holds me back from looking for a woman
I'm 32 now and if I seek a woman my age and marry her next year even now, she will already be getting close to too old to reproduce safely for her and our kids' health, plus statistically I will die before her, and I already have health problems.
Cannot overstate my misery but it might just be time to stop telling myself I will get around to finding a wife.
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>>32258995
>resorting to calling other women men instead of accepting they're being made a cuckquean by their degenerate coomers moids
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>>32259015
Lotta projection, you must be ugly.
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>>32258940
>>32258946
explanation: weebs are gay pedophiles just like actual otaku
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>>32259001
It's pointless to feel sorry about things you can't change... and haven't even happened yet.
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>>32258992
Never forget what /d/fags did to /aco/ after ALL their decades of moaning about western art, once they realized everyone had fucking left /d/ other than their fellow fags they weren't satisfied being exhibitionist towards.
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>>32259014
>she will already be getting close to too old to reproduce safely for her and our kids' health
That risk is way overrated and given the fact you're here and worry about such things you're pretty much confirmed autistic thus your children will be autistic too, so what are you worrying about?

What is actually holding you back is most likely the same which has been holding you back in all those years before you've turned 32 from finding a wife.
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>>32259019
Get help, babes.
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>>32259014
>she will already be getting close to too old to reproduce safely for her and our kids' health
Not really.
Besides, kids are shit.
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>>32259024
I remember 2010's /d/ just being /d/ickgirls what happened now
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>>32259026
You first, my transgender friend.
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>>32259025
That general risk trend is highly studied and quantifiable. I am tired of dumb homosexuals who think the concept of foresight is mental illness replying to me on 4chan, please go back to other social media.
>>32259027
>UH NO THAT'S NOT REAL
>BUT IF IT IS IT DOESN'T MATTER BECAUSE I'M LE EPIC MISANTHROPIST
See above.

Amazing you psychopaths feel no shame whatsoever spamming the same old tired out brainrot 24/7
>>
My coworker is having a baby boy in january. would legos be a good gift? There arent any good Lego Duplo (the sets with big pieces you cant choke on) sets on legos website, but someone told me regular legos would be fine too.

What do yall think?
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>>32258737
If you ask moids about dick size only the big dick bros wanna yap about having a big dick
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>>32259046
Yeah and they're lying anyway.
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>>32259047
I like how you're such a shameless attention whore that you deny yourself sex so you can still feed on the attention of femcels and 4chan people. Pretty based move.
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NEW THREAD!!!

>>32259050
>>32259050
>>32259050
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>>32259056
Cringe fakecel.
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>>32259045
>What do yall think?
For a new-born baby, regular Lego bricks are absolutely a choking hazard.
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>>32259023
Why?
Being widowed is shit
>>
Femanons in particular, but anyone in general, is there any particular reason to lock in your eyes during a conversation? Like, usually I maintain eye contact during conversations, but recently I realized a female friend of my would like really lock in and focus her eyes on mine without budging in some conversations.

Idk what it means, is it just that wants my undivided attention, is it that she's sharing something vulnerable?
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>>32259065
thank you
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>>32259075
Not this "aw shucks surely not me" bullshit again. How many years are you gonna do this?
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>>32259045
Stick with duplos. Do not gift anything that could be a hazard even if you think it'd be better
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>>32259037
>That general risk trend is highly studied and quantifiable.
Exactly, which is why you should actually look at the numbers. It's not a high risk at an individual level. And you also need to consider that it's far from random but depends on other factors as well, e.g. biological age of the individual, health, etc.

The 35+ demographic is actually seeing a RISE in birthrates - despite the fact that birthrates are generally plummeting.

All you're doing is making excuses for your own impotence and you're trying to justify it with cowardice masking as virtue.
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>>32259014
Women still conceive healthy at 40 and IVF rises that further, whereas if you're trying to get preggers with a 35-40 y/o man you usually get recommended donor sperm instead of your husband's. As opposed to IVF, there's nothing you can do to fix sperm other than make sure the man's had a healthy diet, lifestyle and hormone balance thus far in life
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>>32259037
>you psychopaths
The only one being hysteric and irrational here is you.
I'm glad you will never have children, you'd just abuse them.
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>>32259014
I honestly have the same concern. I'm looking for a wife younger than myself not out of preferences but because I worry about being able to have children with her in time
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Should I kms irl? Legit can't deal with it anymore. People are so mean even my own family. Can't take it.
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>>32259099
Go on a drug binge first.
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>>32259045
If you want to get him a toy, I would go with squeaky eggs like pic related. Older babies and toddlers love these. Otherwise get him a beautifully illustrated story book
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>>32259087
>if you're trying to get preggers with a 35-40 y/o man you usually get recommended donor sperm instead of your husband's
Maybe in Canada, but not in the rest of the world.
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>>32259081
>The 35+ demographic is actually seeing a RISE in birthrates - despite the fact that birthrates are generally plummeting
Because people are having children older, not because there's a rise in the ability of a woman having children older
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>>32259099
No, it is never the answer. If anything, you could live out of scorn for others
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>>32259113
IFV has improved things quite a bit and medical staff is also more used to dealing with older mothers.

The point remains that the risk is overestimated ESPECIALLY when it comes to women in their thirties.
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>>32259123
*IVF
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>>32259087
What do you get out of posting absolute rubbish as if it were factual truth, day in and day out on here? Like, why is this fun for you?
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>>32259108
NTA they definitely do not recommend that in leafland
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>>32259123
>IFV has improved things quite a bit and medical staff is also more used to dealing with older mothers.
Yes, this is true

>The point remains that the risk is overestimated ESPECIALLY when it comes to women in their thirties
Depends what risk. Many genetical diseases still have an elevated relative risk. By all means, if it's the reality you face it is ok to have children at an older age, but for both men and women having them relatively young is the healthiest
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>>32259139
>Depends what risk. Many genetical diseases still have an elevated relative risk. By all means, if it's the reality you face it is ok to have children at an older age, but for both men and women having them relatively young is the healthiest
You are completely right that it would be more sensible for people to have kids at a younger age. But we live at a time where people don't tend to do that.

The point is: you should not let yourself be deterred if you want to have children by a still minor risk. The highest risk you face is a waste of money for fertility treatments that end up not working. The risk of stillbirth, genetic issues, down's syndrome, etc. is elevated but still minor at an individual level - and as I said before: it's not just random, but depends on individual health as well. People have faced worse risks throughout history.
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>>32259045
No. Even as a first birthday gift that's stretching it.
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Women, do you wear a bra to bed?
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>>32259159
I am honestly inclined to agree with you. Of course I will still advice to minimize as much risk as possible, but as you say there have been a lot of worse things in history and there will always be risks
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>>32259216
I wish you the best of luck. Fertility is low enough already, no reason to let yourself get deterred.
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>>32259045
Something with a black and white pattern for the mom and dad to wear will also be good gifts.
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>>32259239
Thank you, anon. I wish you the best as well



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