ITT we ask the opposite gender anything!Standard /adv rules apply: for example no posting personal details or pictures of yourself; all images must be work-safe, etc. (If you feel the need to post toonme images, there's a corresponding thread on /soc where those are allowed).Remember that "trolling outside /b" and "racism outside /b" are things your post can be reported for, and may even get you banned if the jannies are in a bad mood. Stay on topic: questions for the opposite gender to your own, or answers to those questions. This is not a general thread, nor is it a chat-room, and it is absolutely not the place for blog posts! Help to keep the thread nice by reporting off-topic and poor-quality posts.And please take incel rants to /r9k !Previously on ATOGA: >>32256596
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first for the moids who are actually asking girls out and aren't men of inaction
Women, do you think I'm attractive?
>>32259050janny ahh thread
State gender and: Do you feel a little cool when you sleep in the opposite direction of normal in bed?
Women do you enjoy reverse cowgirl?
>>32259062MYou are a line of text
>>32259058Nth for kill yourself.
>>32259082Fetishizing mentally ill girls and toying with their emotions is so badass and sexy.
What's the simpiest thing you've ever witnessed? I know a woman who convinced her work simp to quit his job just so it would make his boss's job much harder because they were catty bitches. He ended up on his ass and she didn't even give him a pity fuck.
>>32259058I don't know any women
>>32259050Women,If you had to choose a place on or in you for a guy to cum, what would it be?
>>32259096Vtuber chats and vidya chats tend to be pretty simpy
>>32259096My brother has a friend who is desperately in love with a fat stripper, and she dates other men while he pays her rent. Last I heard, he was aware that this is not a healthy relationship but he said something like "I'm not done making bad decisions yet."
>>32259062>Women, do you think I'm attractive?The fact that you're too scared to post a picture suggests not.
>>32259058I don't want to make women feel uncomfortable
Men Would you be offended if a girl wanted to use lube? Also, do you put lube on the dick or on the vagina?
>>32259079>Women do you enjoy reverse cowgirl?Kind of? I read somewhere that you get more penile fractures in that position than in any other, so it scares me a bit.
>>32259109I meant IRL (unless there was money involved in which case YIKES)
>>32259110>he said something like "I'm not done making bad decisions yet."ngl kinda based in a retarded sort of way
>>32259115>Would you be offended if a girl wanted to use lube?No. Why would I be?>Also, do you put lube on the dick or on the vagina?If it's water-based it's probably better to put in inside - otherwise it starts drying out almost instantly.
>>32259115>Would you be offended if a girl wanted to use lube?No.>Also, do you put lube on the dick or on the vagina?I have no idea.
>>32259115>Would you be offended if a girl wanted to use lube?No, it is normal>Also, do you put lube on the dick or on the vagina?Not a sex haver but I thought it natural to apply it on the vagina
>>32259115I think it would be nice for both of us to use lube. I'm not circumcised but my foreskin chafes easily.
>>32259105>If you had to choose a place on or in you for a guy to cum, what would it be?If he's my boyfriend in this scenario, then in my pussy. If not, then in a condom.
Just so you know, there's a femanon reading /atoga/ on her phone while she farts out >his cum into the toilet at this very moment.
>>32259111>Standard /adv/ rules apply: for example no posting personal details or pictures of yourself
>>32259058I asked a girl for her number last night when I was out with friends. She said no lol. Such is life. Buddies were surprised she said no, but who knows what’s going on with her. Part of me wishes I teased her a bit about it (she said “I don’t give out my number” and I could have just given her mine of the receipt) but there’d be no point lmao
>>32259144She wishes lol
New thread so let me repeat the question. Is there any reason to lock in eyes without budging in conversation? I have a female friend that does that to me from time to time
>>32259058Either they feel uncomfortable and turn me down or they make fun of me and turn me down; why bother? Also I don't interact with any women outside of work anymore.
>>32259149I have no idea what the fuck you're asking
Do women really fart out cum? They always say vagina cleans itself
>>32259115MWhat the fuck? No. That's common.It doesn't matter. Either or both.
How scared are you of tomorrow and the upcoming mental health crisis as everyone takes Wednesday off for a "mental health day"?
>>32259058I've never asked a girl out.
>>32259079hated it until my current beau>>32259105pussy. I want his babies
>>32259163Imagine if he really does it and then Trump still loses because of some faithless electors or shit
>>32259163I'm a bit excited because no matter who wins, I'll be able to harvest the butthurt tears of the losing side.
>>32259050Do I have a chance with a girl taller than me?
>>32259158Cum leaks out of the vagina easier, the entrance to an anus is tighter so it's usually held in longer unless they push it out.
>>32259171Fno chance at all with any of us, sorry
>>32259156Usually when you talk to people you maintain eye contact, but it's not constant, you relieve them from time to time. I just find weird this friend will look me directly in the eyes and not budge during the whole conversation, but she will just do that at times. I wanted to know if there's any particular reason she would do that
Men what are you looking for if you're picking a girl for casual sex?Msomeone who looks good and trashy/slutty but doesn't look like a chronically online feminist who'll accuse me of rape. bonus points if she's non white. I'm talking revealing clothes, choker, tattoos, bangs, fishnets, piercing
>>32259170honestly imagine thinking that either candidate winning is the 'end of the world' when we've literally had both presidencies before. The "THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT ELECTION OF OUR LIFETIMES" gets old when you've heard it the 6th time>>32259171Yes, honestly, probably better because tall women don't get asked out at all
>>32259163Desu I'm considering taking Wednesday off so that I can justify watching election coverage until a winner is announced. But that might not happen Wednesday.
>>32259184>what are you looking for if you're picking a girl for casual sex?I don't think I'm in the "picking a girl for casual sex" demographic.
brown women (Latinas and Arabs)What do you find attractive
>>32259115If I got offended, it would be when she wasn't wet naturally. Asking to use lube after that already happened could only make me feel better because at least she's still showing interest with her words and actions. If she just asked out of nowhere before we'd ever tried anything I might be offended by the implication of "I already know you can't turn me on so we're not even going to try"
>>32259163Very scared. I'm not usually alarmist but I genuinely think there's going to be civil unrest and cops and soldiers breaking ranks
>>32259187Unless there's a severe blowout I bet we don't get a winner declared until Friday/Saturday
>>32259189you hitting the wall soon?
>>32259149Maybe she likes you, but it sounds it like she might be completely oblivious to normal body language and social cues. As if she's autistic and read that eye contact is important so she's doing 100% eye contact without realizing how creepy it is
>>32259189Then don't fucking respond?
>>32259198I'm a man.
>>32259122>unless there was money involved in which case YIKES
>>32259184If she's cool
>>32259173Oh I get itI thought it's about the vagina farts
>>32259096I overheard a guy offering a muscle mommy Varbie type (she had a ton of surgery too, but was undeniably built) keys to his car whenever she wanted. I shared a class once with her and found her kind of endearing, so I understand.For my personal actions, I changed my entire wardrobe and cut my hair off and tried to alter my core personality for a girl. Not sustainable and I looked stupid in front of my friends when I left her.Second place for my own actions, I paid my boyfriend's rent for two months and bought him countless dinners and gifts. But I get what I want in return and I haven't changed myself fundamentally so it's not bad. I'd even argue it's good.>>32259110He's just like me.
>>32259201No.It is important for me to announce my presence, so people like me will feel at home.
>>32259202you can still hit the wall
>>32259079No. Makes me nervous I'm going to break it.>>32259105Where it's supposed to go. Anything else is just messy.
>>32259213I don't think it's a question of age, in my case.
>>32259193>If I got offended, it would be when she wasn't wet naturallyWomen have a wide range of natural lubrication ability. Plenty won't get particularly wet in pretty much any situation. It doesn't mean they're not turned on.
>>32259158Sometimes sex traps air in the vagina, and afterwards when we let it out cum can come bubbling out
>>32259200So you'd prefer to lose your job from being psychotic instead?Depending on what's wrong it could just get progressively worse, you know.
>match with guy>have a nice conversation>inquire politely and indirectly if he's a whore>"no! gosh, i've only had one gf and one night stands are definitely not for me :)">match him on faceless alt>ask if he wants sum fuk>"yea i'm free tonight"Are there guys who don't do this shit? How do I locate them? Because the ones on dating apps are whores 100% of the time and I can't check in real life
>>32259110>"I'm not done making bad decisions yet."Based>she dates other men while he pays her rentMore unbased than the previous thing is based, unfortunately
>>32259214>Makes me nervous I'm going to break itI'm a man and I'm very nervous about that too
>>32259223Here are some pointers.1. You are filtering for top guys2. What are you expecting?3. Return to 1
>>32259223His two answers don't contradict each other.
Women, do you wear a bra to bed?
>>32259223>>inquire politely and indirectly if he's a whoreHow does one do this?
>>32259145Post it on /soc.
>>32259244sir, did you partake in casual sex more than 3 times
>>32259149>Is there any reason to lock in eyes without budging in conversation?Are you certain it is was your eyes she was looking at and not (for example) your mouth? I look at people's mouths a lot because I'm hard of hearing, and it's easier to understand people if I can see their lips.
Women, do you ever think about just skipping putting on your night-makeup before going to bed, since hardly anyone is going to see you?
Women, would you take a cigar up your vagina?
>>32259230My partner thought he could keep it in check too, but it will become more apparent to others before yourself. And believing and saying disturbing things to your coworkers is more unemployable than brain fog or restless legs.I'm sorry you feel like there's no way out for you except death. It is ultimately your choice so, if you decide to just give up in the end anyway, I hope going this way is at least more comfortable for you. Godspeed, anon.
>told a female moderator to calm down and to stop powertripping in a game>I get bannedLol.Has this happened to you?
>>32259259Even unlit, that would be uncomfortably dry
>>32259234Why would I try it with a guy who isn't sufficient for me? There aren't many but the demographic I'm going for is always crying about their lack of game so I shouldn't face much competition>>32259236>>32259244I tell him I want to take things slow, he agrees, I get casually curious about whether he's ever done it quickly and what he thinks of all that
>>32259050>ruleskys FAQgot
>>32259163>How scared are you of tomorrowI don't live in the US, so not very scared; but sad, for sure. I feel bad for Ukraine; bad for Gaza; bad for democracy generally.
Should I make a puppet account to test my boyfriend's loyalty?
>>32259242I do. Not something with a wire, that would be hell, lol.
>>32259167Have you considered talking to a psychiatrist?
>>32259262FI remember a male moderator talking about his dick size and I replied>small dick for a moderatorand got banned
girl mirrored everything I did beat for beat I even said "ugh I'm so stressed" and she was like "me tooo"" but I still can't tell if she likes me cause generally I'm initiating everything - once I break the barrier she gets going full speed but before then if I'm being shy or coy , she is, how should I read this situation? is she being polite? state gender
>>32259171>Do I have a chance with a girl taller than me?If you're confident and funny, sure.
Is it basically over for men who aren't funny?
>>32259279That's a lame insult.
>>32259184>what are you looking for if you're picking a girl for casual sex?Honestly, mostly just that she's into me. But she's got to be into *me*, not just grabbing the first guy that happens to cross her path.
The Dzogchen master Longchenpa said: "Since everything is but an apparition, Perfect in being what it is, Having nothing to do with good or bad, Acceptance or rejection You might as well burst out laughing!"
Women, what is bra shopping like for you?
>>32259283>funnyIs this the same bullshit like "confidence" women spew?
>>32259288If it's so lame why did he ban me?
>>32259266>Why would I try it with a guy who isn't sufficient for me? There aren't many but the demographic I'm going for is always crying about their lack of gameWhat does this even mean? Sufficient as in size? Are you the one going for depressed fat guys with massive beards or something?
>>32259050Ladies is there really such a thing as a "bad texter". I'm trying to arrange a date wih a girl who's very much an offline person. She has no social media and her profile on the messaging app we use warns she doesn't reply for days. I always interpret slow texts as a lack of interest but I'm curious, do any of you suck at texting despite being interested?
>>32259262>>32259279I believe we can all agree that becoming a mod or a janny brings out the worst in people, regardless of gender.
>>32259283kind of a side note and not that poster but I stay off tall girls even when they may be into me cause I just assume they have bigger vaginas that I am not compatible with. Is there any general truth to this or is vagina size like penis size?
>>32259295Because he's also lame. Don't take pride in being as lame as an online mod
>>32259295Well, he probably wouldn't ban you for doing a good insult.
>>32259058It's pretty much the only way, since most women are too autistic to do it themselves.
>>32259294a good sense of humor is a sign of intelligence
>>32259242Nope
>>32259301>is vagina size like penis size?Correlated with height? Yes.
>>32259298I do but it's legit because I have ADHD.
>>32259259Yes if it's >hiscigar
>>32259293Like any other kind of shopping, usually pretty fun
>>32259310Bill Clinton's?
>>32259309No such thing as ADHD, tuning out is a coping mechanism not a disease
>>32259308No.
>>32259242I need one of those fancy ones that lifts and separates so I don't overheat.
>>32259289so you're just out here looking at every girl analyzing if she's giving you choosing signals and not giving others choosing signals and you approach only if that's the case?
>>32259158Sort of? If you queef it can blow bubbles but usually it just dribbles out onto your leg.
>>32259223>Are there guys who don't do this shit?Not really, no. If I'm single and an attractive woman throws herself at me, I'm not going to duck. If I'm not single, that's a different story, of course.
>>32259314No
>>32259298If somebody cares about you, they would make an effort to remember.>>32259309No, you just don't care enough or you would set yourself reminders or something.
>>32259257>night-makeupLol, wut?
>>32259317Yes they are
>>32259294You don't want to spend your life with someone who can be goofy and stupid with you?I love being shameless and goofy idiots with my boyfriend. As an opposing opinion I do find him physically attractive though, he's just lucky my taste is very specifically him.
>>32259326Yeah you know, to look good while you sleep
I've been so incredibly hungry today and I don't know why.Please sent help??
>>32259293Non existant
>>32259327No, vagina length has very little to do with body size unless you are talking about sub 150cm midgets.
>>32259293It's not very fun for me. I have to search through all these pretty, dainty bras with delicate lace and flowers and stuff I actually like, knowing they won't offer the support I need. Once I find one that feels remotely comfortable and functional, the price tag is enough to make me cry.
>>32259297Sufficient as in a person who would be tolerable if not outright pleasant to live with for the rest of my life. This includes things like compatible personalities, shared interests and his family and career plans. And the bare minimum of not being a liar and/or a whore, I'd be stupid to trust and respect someone like that>>32259321>If I'm single and an attractive woman throws herself at me, I'm not going to duckWould you lie about this to a potential or current gf?
>>32259293Frustrating. I can't find my size in person (unless I want to spend a stupid amount of money) so I'm stuck shopping around online and just hoping it fits. I do returns often.
>>32259333night makeup is used so the guy you're sleeping with doesn't get jumpscared when he wakes up and sees you without makeup
>>32259242Nah>>32259259No thank you>>32259271No that's weird>>32259293An exercise in patience. I'm oddly shaped apparently. Better than it was 15 years ago though.>>32259298I'm anxious af and also this >>32259309Haven't replied to this guy on discord since Saturday. I mean to, I'm just being a flaky little cunt about it because my stomach hurts and I'm stressed.
>>32259325Anon, I don't remember to set reminders.
>>32259271>Should I make a puppet account to test my boyfriend's loyalty?No. If you have doubts about his loyalty, then no matter what test he passes, you'll never be reassured. Just leave. Once the trust has gone, it's over.
>>32259345This. I can't find bras that are comfortable, look good and don't cost millions
>>32259298I'm a bad texter and like the other anon I have adhd. I wouldn't take days to respond if I really liked a guy and he was trying to set up a date, though. But then I've only dated guys I've met irl. I'm such a bad texter I know I could never handle a dating app
>>32259349Well now you are being told.So put a regular interval alarm on your phone and you are done.Again, it is just super easy, but you don't wanna.
>>32259343>Would you lie about this to a potential or current gf?Not him but yes. All men would do this when single, a good chunk would do it while partnered up, and most men would lie about it.
>>32259355Nta but I would realize the alarm is going off, stop it, and go back to finishing the task I was doing to finish it first and forget about texting anyway. If it was that simple and setting alarms would work she would just do that.
>>32259345>>32259353Have you tried learning to modify them? It's actually not hard and the wire is cheap.
>>32259280bump
WomenWhat kind of texts make you want to have sex with someone?
>>32259348What's different from 15 years ago?
>>32259353I just ordered some from understance, they have some on clearance for $10, so if they don't fit well I'm not out too much I guess. Pray for me nona I'm so tired >>32259364I haven't, got any video guides?
Women shouldn't be shamed for having "low" sex drives, men should be shamed for having high levels of horniness. Men should be too tired from working nonstop to ever want to have sex, horniness is reserved for a man who has already built his empire and is ready to have children. Prove me wrong.
>>32259368Any text from a guy I'm into indicating that he wants to have sex
GirlsWhy do girls act like it’s impossible to live without sex? Why can’t you just masturbate instead?
>>32259370More variety in stores in a size that fits me. Still not great they don't carry size 30 bands fucking anywhere but I get by with 32s.
>>32259355Anon, shaming me is not the best way to get me to fix something.
>>32259319I've only ever actually had casual sex with women I met on apps; so once we're face to face it's a one-on-one situation.
>>32259375>Why do girls act like it’s impossible to live without sex?wut
>>32259375Have you ever had sex?
>>32259375I get depressed after masturbating. After my bf and I have sex I feel like a Disney princess
>>32259368None, texts do not make me want to have sex
>>32259385No>>32259383Girls in my social circle act extremely depressed when they go through dry spells
>>32259377Amazon has like 28-30.
>>32259368A text isn't going to influence that, at least not positively.
>>32259383>>32259385Leave him alone, he's right. Both my exes only cared about sex
>>32259378>>32259363All I'm hearing is excuses.All alarms have snooze options so you get reminded again x minutes later if you really can't check messages.But go ahead, keep saying oh noooo but you just caaaaan't check.
>>32259393>AmazonI can't try them on on Amazon sillyAlso the quality is probably shit. Enough brands make them, they just don't put them in the fucking stores.
>>32259375I can't think of anything more miserable than spending my life alone masturbating
>>32259375MBut why would you want to?
>>32259368Yaoi erp only>>32259375>Why do girls act like it’s impossible to live without sex?I've never heard this. All I hear is that women don't want to have sex, not even with their trusted partners, and that many don't masturbate either.
>>32259397It's no use arguing with ADHD babies.
>>32259401Why? Why can’t you pursue things that you enjoy and challenge yourself? Why does sex make or break enjoying life?
>>32259373You're right but for different reasons.In an equal relationship (both working), women should never be pressured to have sex. Men are basically built to be sex slaves and should do whatever their female partner demands whenever she wants it, since he's available 24/7. Male sexuality must also be contained, shamed, and controlled.Women who have casual sex as a way to get intimacy are thus cringe because they enable the current power dynamic (male entitlement to sex), as are women who expect men to pay for them.Men are meant to be sex dolls.
>>32259397nta but I'd just keep hitting the snooze. Just because there's an alarm or a planner or whatever, doesn't mean I'll actually use it if I remember to set it and describe what it's for.
>>32259397>snooze optionsWhich I would also silence unless I'm done with the previous task at exactly the moment the alarm goes off and can switch to the new task of texting. Be happy your brain works properly and go have sex or something you're clearly stressed.
>>32259343>Would you lie about this to a potential or current gf?There's never any point in lying to a gf. If there's some aspect of me that a person has a major problem with then they're not a person I should be with; both of us will be happier with someone else. It's better to know about it. Even if there's something about me that is universally considered to be a negative, for some people it's a small or negligible negative, and for others it's a very big deal; I need to be with one of the first kind of people. So no, I wouldn't lie.
>>32259409You have mental problems.
>>32259343>a person who would be tolerable if not outright pleasantNote how, when we discuss dating apps, top men refers primarily to their physical attractiveness and to their desirability by other women. When you preselect them, criteria such as personality compatibility and family and plans are overshadowed by how he initially appears in front of your eyes on the app and by the height filter that you have set. To the point, you do not try to match with every guy that appears compatible, as the initial filter does most of the work of eliminating candidates.
>>32259373>Men should be too tired from working nonstop to ever want to have sexWorking hard makes men more horny
>>32259163It really is fucking insane how over hyped this election isEvery election can't possibly be the most important in your lifetimeThe Senate seats are much more important
>>32259401I’m 36 years old, virgin. All I know is masturbating. But I’m able to find enjoyment in other parts of life
>>32259415No, just a domme projecting for fun.
>>32259392>NoSo then you don't get it. Sex and masturbation aren't the same.
What do I make of a man who considered the day we met to be the start of me being his girlfriend, but he never asked me officially?
>>32259422Not quite my tempo, my gf is a better domme because she doesn't use shame to deny me.
>>32259368>What kind of texts make you want to have sex with someone?Making me laugh helps.
Women, are you a prude or a whore?
>>32259424Yikes
>>32259397NTA but my psychiatrist recently reminded me that having too many alarms on my phone defeats the purpose since I just end up ignoring them all. Not sure why you're coming down on her anyways, since responding to a text from some guy you've never even met in person is pretty far down the list of priorities desu
>>3225942290% of women who use this label for themselves are overweight.
>>32259058>asked a girl out to lunch>she turned me down, asking if it was a date, and said she wasn't looking to date just keep friendships>complimented her, told her I wouldn't settle for a friendship and thanked her for being straightforward with meit hurts but I think I did the right thing
>>32259375>Why can’t you just masturbate instead?When you've had sex, you'll understand.
>>32259423What’s so different about it? They both result in orgasm
>>32259400Half price right now, 4.6 rating and it's regular $50 so that seems pretty good quality. Lots of colors. https://www.amazon.com/True-Womens-Adjustable-30C-D-32A-B/dp/B08LZ9MHLJ/ref=sr_1_4?crid=3QBWLO3SPF3A2&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.SsjZEq5vpFuMPyJKqA8QbolOjZNfH9P5QiPyLXl8WCF6oFUnKf72e7_a7_W67so_scDBTR4NXARVtZ469VByX-4oMaEj5iCl2VgNsqCxgsNbEh7Y-to5mQrZvAzFgwy1jtVFsYdJC6sEMJ_mSPe9Ze-daqtpaQDWYZdASbKOgf2GPjW_gJgYzNXc_q_TfIpKii_Y1h_7cUe3jBGv7f_UhH7XwesYP5lD4I17t4xXeTLdKgugNIduxz4VV1NOJ9DVCjKG3-KH1RYTLQaNEVrNjxm_nG_C1jkSFekpTxxtKaw.w2fM90P4x5R6-k3IzfevvCTSLcoqSqz11IZfgFG2FEs&dib_tag=se&keywords=bra&psc=1&qid=1730756998&refinements=p_n_size_three_browse-vebin%3A1289795011&rnid=1289793011&s=apparel&sprefix=bra%2Caps%2C130&sr=1-4
>>32259437Have sexYou'll figure it out
>>32259424if you agree with him you're his gf no matter what. girls in highschool would consider me bf as soon as I asked them on a date
>>32259430Depends who's asking
>>32259430this comic would work if it were two separate guys saying the different thingsEither men want women to put out on the first date or on the wedding bed
>>32259424How and when did you find out you were his girlfriend?
>>32259439Are you fucking kidding me.Well this is what you get when you ask men to do something a woman should do.
>>32259432>since responding to a text from some guy you've never even met in person is pretty far down the list of prioritiesIt is for a woman, to be honest.
>>32259426My boyfriend likes being my little sex pet. Everyone has their own thing.In practice I only deny him when I'm not in the mood, which is the bare minimum respect even if we didn't do weird shit.>>32259433Healthy weight and I lift for 6-8 hours a week. I was fat at one point though.
>>32259431Why yikes>>32259441I'm not in high school. We are both adults>>32259445Several months later
>>32259408Emotional fulfillment. It feels good to be bonded to someone and in love and spending your life together, creating your own family. I still enjoy other things but nothing will ever take the place of that
>>32259430>Women, are you a prude or a whore?Generally I'm a whore, but I'm not fucking the guy in that picture.
>>32259457NTA but that's not sex. Sex just comes with the package.
>>32259430Comic's false, rejecting a sexual offer has always resulted in the guy calling me a whore
>>32259440Not op, but it’s too late for me. Im 36
>>32259421That's true and I don't mean to denigrate that
>>32259439Clean your fucking links retard
>>32259460Is he not tall enough?
This woman really actually unperson'd me after she got engaged. I just found out she came back into town and visited our entire friendgroup individually except for me. Why would she do this? I never did anything creepy towards her
>>32259096>What's the simpiest thing you've ever witnessed?Uh I was their their shoulder to cry on, basically I was his simp, sad many such cases.
>>32259450What, you need a wire with a 30 inch bandsize?
>>32259462And accepting?
>>32259469We don't know anything about your relationship with her or her situation and can't possibly give you a decent answer.
>>32259456>several monthsDid you consider yourself his girlfriend? Did you act like his girlfriend? Are you happy together?
>>32259430I like how she gave him the chud face
>>32259468>Is he not tall enough?Any one of those four pictures would be enough to put me off a guy for good.
>>32259471I don't want that ugly piece of shit menopausal woman bra.I may be a 30 band but they're DDs. They deserve better than that garbage.
>>32259473I've yet to find out
>>32259455>I was fat at one point thoughmust be tough looking much older than you are since your skin became saggier
>>32259476We went on a few dates, so I considered him someone I was dating
>>32259479Yes you can see he isn't tall than her in all 4 pictures.
>>32259475Well I didn't want to just say "WOMEN WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS"
>>32259490Okay? Not wanting to ask something equally useless doesn't somehow make it possible to give you a good answer.
>>32259487>Yes you can see he isn't tall than her in all 4 picturesIt's what he says that's off-putting, anon. And also partly that jacket. But mostly what he says.
>>32259457If that’s true. Why do people have friends with benefits?
>>32259493I don't know what you want from me, bro
>>32259496>Why do people have friends with benefits?NTA. Friends like each other. There's a lot of emotional involvement in FWB.
>>32259486Dating someone without considering them your girlfriend/boyfriend is a very recent and not ubiquitous thing.
Say some positivte affirmations for yourself I go first I am pretty I will find love I have self control
Why are nerdy white men incapable of attracting white women?
>>32259468Fat lips, short, probably pudgy under that jacket, ugly attitude.
>>32259486Well, are you happy to be his girlfriend? Because going by that alone, and no other info of how he acts, it's not that weird. He values commitment and isn't the type to fuck around with your feelings.
>>32259499I want you to not bother asking questions that nobody can possibly give a good answer to you.
>>32259466so why is the idea of living without sex and only masturbation such a bad thing?
>>32259469semi decent chance you inadvertedly rejected her in some way or made a joke that colored her opinion of youGirls love to pre-hate dudes that aren't playing ball without outright coming out with it or confronting so it can seem like "I never liked you asshole" But she took something you did personally for sure
>>32259501I didn't know that >>32259507Why didn't he tell me? He introduced me as his girlfriend to some people and it was so surprising
>>32259503They spend too much time online and think Asian women are submissive
>>32259500But they say fwb never works and it always ends badly
>>32259511NtaBecause I've had sex. I've touched the greener grass you can't take it away without causing suffering.
>>32259461Okay, for me sex means being in a relationship. I love sex itself, it's so much better than masturbating that they're in different universes, and part of what makes sex so great is that feeling of closeness and trust. My life feels emptier without it
>>32259503non white women are on discount
>>32259050girlsare you even capable?
>>32259519>But they say fwb never works and it always ends badlyWho is "they" exactly? I've had some wonderful FWBs.
>>32259515Because he's a man with good values. As the other anon said, dating without commitment is fairly recent. It stems from hookup culture.
>>32259511Having no sex isn't. Lacking companionship is though.
>>32259530No, he's way too strong for me. I can't even get both wrists out of one of his hands...
>>32259485Anon gets off on bullying dominant women.Anyway, most people assume I'm younger than my age because I'm cute. I wasn't deathfat so it my loose skin is minimal. Maybe I'd look even younger if I'd never been fat, but whatever.If you want my actual physical "flaws" I'm not stunning or a model, I have round cheeks and downturned eyes. My chest is small. I wear glasses half the time. Have fun.
>>32259531How does that even work? You just suck your friends cock at night, and during the day act like it never happened?
>>32259509Damned if I do, damned if I don't. >>32259513Well she's not exactly the most mature person. I sometimes wonder if my refusal to pursue anything further with her was a perceived slight. She's very attractive and I went out with her (less attractive) friends but never made a pass at her.
>>32259496imo when women do that, they usually actually want a relationship and hope to change the guy's mind. Maybe not all women, but the ones I know who have been in those kinds of arrangements always wanted more. I think men are able to do fwb much more easily than women can
>>32259480nta but attractive DD bras exist?
>>32259530Yes, but he is unrapable. He'd always be happy with it.
>be men>stronger, faster, smarter, better stress tolerance>still lose to women because horny ape brain and mommy issuesIt's tragically poetic really, an entire generation of men conquered by absolutely nothing, by complete thin air, by their own mental prisons.
>>32259538He'll play along and let you if you initiate it
I feel like I'm toast. I am 24 and have no husband. Half of people tell me I'm still young but I feel so old. I feel like I'm never going to have kids at this rate
>>32259541>How does that even work?You are friends. You do all the things together that friends do. You also have sex. It's not rocket science. And there's no pretence involved, it's quite open.
>>32259538I should train my grip, this is hot as fuck
>>32259544>imo when women do that, they usually actually want a relationship and hope to change the guy's mind.Nah.
>>32259558I'm 27 and would be a catch of a husband, but you'll never find me
>>32259553I know you're joking a bit but it's legit terrifying to me that a man can be ruled by his libido so much. I mean, I know you guys give us crap for our emotions but that sounds way worse.
>>32259559But how can you swap body fluids so casually with a friend? You swallow is sperm, he licks your pussy, but you’re just normal friends?
>>32259434Based gigachad.Don't worry she'll be a 30 year old cat lady screaming on TikTok about where have all the good men gone.
>>32259564Stop hiding
>>32259558it doesn't matter how old you are. what matters is how old you look. I talk to a girl who looks 50 at 24. it's over for her
>>32259511I do believe it adds to your life in ways that are difficult to describe, but that doesn't mean life without it is meaningless. And everyone is different, for some it will be extremely important and for others not so much. Personally I couldn't feel fulfilled without it
>>32259574Does she smoke or drink a lot?
>>32259568>But how can you swap body fluids so casually with a friend?Because it's hot and fun and it brings you closer together. I don't know why you're struggling so much with this.
>>32259574I look 13 but that's not a good thing either
>>32259543>Well she's not exactly the most mature person. I sometimes wonder if my refusal to pursue anything further with her was a perceived slight. She's very attractive and I went out with her (less attractive) friends but never made a pass at her.yeah that'll do it , some women like to control with sex and sex energy. She wants you wrapped around her thumb but you didn't budge like your simp friends.
>>32259578nah. she has average euro diet, drinks a bit once a week, doesn't do drugs
>>32259568Because they're soulless degenerates and slaves to their base desires. Don't try to understand them, anon.
Femanons, how do you feel about that Iranian girl who actually did suffer at the hands of the patriarchy?
>>32259580>I look 13 but that's not a good thing eitherOh, God, it totally is- er, I mean (ahem) totally not a good thing. Absolutely not.
>>32259583Oh, well, then she's just English?
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>>32259558>24>wants a husbandPost your city at least.
>>32259586>nonWhiteDon't care
>>32259580well if your face structure is that underdeveloped your face will look like it's melting when you hit 30. you're probably exaggerating
>>32259586I'm already plenty desensitized to sand-people being oppressive retards
>>32259582It's really a shame. She was super abrasive with me and pushed me to get out of my shell and meet others which obviously did wonders for me in the long run. It sucks that she feels that way though. At this point I'm worried I won't even be invited to the wedding.
>>32259583Is she fat?
>>32259586Attention whore
>>32259563I said maybe not all women, but that's what I've seen with my friends
>>32259590croatian
>>32259455Different strokes I guess.
>>32259598healthy weight
>>32259603>I'm a fucking waste of oxygen and need to start cutting againI'm not going to give you the compliments and affirmations you're so obviously fishing for.
>>32259606Women from around there really don't age well.
>>32259566It's not just libido. Hubris and asocial behaviour also plays a role.
>>32259610Why does she look 50 then
>>32259566Once we jerk one off we don't feel any need at all to cater to the whims of you holes.
>>32259615Idk genes? even makeup doesn't help
>>32259620Is that her????
>>32259617Speak for yourself, sex is WAY better than masturbation.
>>32259622yea. at 24
>>32259623Only without a condom. But the only place a man can fuck easily without a condom is the Philippines.
>>32259620Anon... not very nice. That said, she really needs bangs.
>>32259623depends how she looks
>>32259586>how do you feel about that Iranian girl who actually did suffer at the hands of the patriarchy?Just as bad as I feel about all the girls who suffer at the hands of the patriarchy in the West.
>>32259530Not without drugs
>>32259530>are you even capable?Sure. I own a gun. But what would be the point?
>>32259635Still not taking your bait. Stop responding to me.
>>32259553I'm unironicaly beginning to hate my own gender.
>>32259547Yes? Did you see what his suggestion was? It's exceptionally heinous.
>>32259577>And everyone is different, for some it will be extremely important and for others not so muchHow do I know if it’s important to me?I’m a 36 year old virgin. When I was young, I wanted sex so bad but it never happened. Now, I never think of it. How do I know that I just didn’t develop a mental block from living for so long as a virgin?
>>32259640You're welcome to switch teams then, traitor
>>32259635No psychiatrists through the NHS?
>>32259115no and i lube my dick
Femanons who was the last moid who angered you by being an inconsiderate caveman
>>32259643you got old, libido went down and you got used to it
>>32259050anyone:is it wrong to question things months after a break up? is it stupid to discuss them with your ex?I have one of those "what ifs" thoughts that I can't get out of my mind and I really want to tell my ex. not to get together again, I just want to know what she thinks of it.
>>32259553F I would argue that women DO need men, if only for physical labor.
>>32259553Men aren't losing to anything. Do you think that if there was a war on your soil women would be doing anything but cowering in the basement? Women only have the rights men give them.
Which one of you whores is responsible for the cable guy being late?
>>32259650Do it, why not
>>32259655Maybe he's pooping
>>32259641It seems like it would be ok in a different color.
>>32259643You already missed out on everything in your prime years. Libido goes down because you're supposed to be taking care of children at your age.
>>32259660The color is not the problem literally everything about it is the problem
>>32259643idk, your brain probably just got used to it. We are creatures of habit, our brains and bodies learn to accept our daily routines as normal
>>32259625Oh wow I think it's just the around her eyes that gives that effect, maybe she wore make up a lot and tugged at that skin when she was younger? Also her chin looks photoshopped
>>32259649maybe. But I hear that some people still have lots of sex my age. But I don’t even get erections anymore. Maybe my brain was stunted from being a virgin for so long?I can’t comprehend sex. I know it’s real, but it doesn’t feel like it’s a real thing. I can’t comprehend that real people who I interact with daily actually have sex
>>32259657>why notI don't know. she might feel hurt, annoyed or something.
Men, honestly curiously now, post an example of what you think is an attractive bra.
>>32259650What are you questioning?
>>32259271no,even if he acts how you want him to these tests wont give you security in the long term you should reflect on why you feel the need to make him go through these tests
>>32259279lol
>>32259662>>32259665I see. Is this a big deal? Or does it not matter?
>>32259650It's not "wrong" but it's unlikely to go well or make you look good.
>>32259669What do you want to ask her
>>32259280M she is socially awkward and trying to fit in>once I break the barrier she gets going full speed that might be the hint that she likes you can you give more details?does she want to hang out after work/school/whatever?
>>32259667you didn't see the horrors behind the instagram filter and makeup.I've only seen her start using makeup at 18
>>32259271Yes. And make sure he catches you doing it so he knows you're a piece of shit and he should break up with you
Leftist women, why vote for Kamala in control of America when you want men in control of sex?
>>32259675Only you can decide that, anon. It's okay if you're happy with the way your life is now, and it's okay if you decide you want to make changes. You can also experiment with making changes and if you decide you don't like it, you can go back to whatever suits you best. It's up to you
>>32259620She'd look fine if her eyebrows weren't shaped wrong and she covered her forehead with bangs
>>32259686The thing about being a sub is, I am in control. I can stop him with a word. He just gets to direct.
>>32259686I don't want the government fucking me
>>32259688>It's okay if you're happy with the way your life is nowSociety makes it seem like something is wrong with my life>you can make changesThere is no possibility of me having sex. That’s not an option that will ever exist. I’m 36 and a virgin, if it didn’t happen a decade ago, it sure won’t happen in the next decade down now
>>32259620This looks like an aging filter. Stop being a creep
>>32259670something that doesn't let me see anything, that covers your booba completely, that looks like something my grandma would use or worse>>32259679>>32259671something about helping her make one of her dreams come true: buy her own house.we rented an apartment. I could have helped buy a house (a bit, not much) it but I was fixated on buying mine.I could have solved both problems at the same time even (I had enough money to buy a shitty one for me and to help her get a down payment for a mortgage) but I was stressed out and couldn't think of a solution... until now, 6 months later.>inb4 idiot cuckI'm not american, we don't have common law marriage in my country, not anything close, so I'd have paid "rent" to her instead of a landlord, and paying part of the down payment would have been my gift to her (though I don't know how much savings she had though).>>32259678>it's unlikely to go wellhmm...
>>32259694>I’m 36 and a virgin, if it didn’t happen a decade ago, it sure won’t happen in the next decade down nowI lost my virginity at 33 to my now-wife. I don't think there's some magic cutoff between 33 and 36 where it stops becoming possible.
>>32259694>Society makes it seem like something is wrong with my lifeNta. A lot of people feel like that for a lot of different reasons. You can choose to disregard those opinions.
Guys, what are some mistakes you've done with previous girlfriends that you learned from? What wouldn't you do/say to a partner ever again?
>>32259670I don't give half a shit what your bra looks like. If I'm looking at your bra, I'm intending to take it off shortly anyway. Bras are the enemy and I don't care about the enemy's style.
>>32259703I've learned not to admit attraction to another woman in front of my girlfriend.
>>32259690worst type of "submissive" you're probably just a vanilla pillow princess
>>32259703Probably shouldn't have spent a week curled up in a ball on my bed ignoring all her texts until she broke up with me.
>>32259686>Leftist women, why vote for KamalaHonestly, "she's not Trump" is literally all the justification that's needed at this point.
>>32259670I literally do not care. You could wear an ugly granny bra, that just means you have huge boobs, and huge boobs are nice.
>>32259699I'm not sure why you would bring this up now. Are you still offering to help pay for the down payment of a girl you're no longer dating, or do you just want her to know that you could have but didn't?
Did Trump literally say to "blame the Jews" if he loses?
>>32259703Communication is key, if there is poor communication it is never going to work out.And it's something that can be spotted pretty early on, even though she'll have good communication when you first meet during the honeymoon phase.I wasted a lot of time trying to get women to communicate with me.
>>32259703>Guys, what are some mistakes you've done with previous girlfriends that you learned from?Not to get involved with someone who claims to be madly in love with me in less than a week.
>>3225970035 is the end of a man’s prime, it’s also the age when T levels significantly drop off- 5% drop per year
>>32259714I don't know, the former maybe?I guess I want to convince her that I was stressed out and therefore my shitty behavior. but we could have done things in other ways.btw, something like that was her idea, but in reverse: I buy a house, she pays me "rent"
>>32259720>35 is the end of a man’s prime, it’s also the age when T levels significantly drop off- 5% drop per yearMaybe 30 years ago. We don't live in a time where people's hormones decline at a "normal rate" anymore.
>>32259694Sex is always an option, you can get an escort for gfe sex and you never have to tell anyone about it. And you never know when you will meet someone. People put a lot of emphasis on putting yourself out there, and that's part of it, but another big part of it is being open and recognizing opportunities when they come to you. If you've become habituated to shutting out opportunities for potential romantic connections before they ever have a chance to begin, then you might need to change the way you think about it, like a mental reset. Don't let yourself get bogged down by online garbage
Girls, what are some mistakes you've done with previous boyfriends that you learned from? What wouldn't you do/say to a partner ever again?
>>32259727>We don't live in a time where people's hormones decline at a "normal rate" anymore.Nta, but yeah, they decline faster. There is a reason why zoomer men have lower base level T compared to millennials and gen X. He probably has much less T at 36 compared to a Gen X or boomer from when they were his age
>>32259716iirc he said it would be "their fault" while specifically referring to jews supporting Harris.
>>32259725>I don't knowWell figure that the fuck out before you even think about talking to her>the former maybe?That's the simpest shit I've ever heard. Don't pay for your ex's house so she can fuck some other dude in it.
>>32259735nta but I think I I legit heard something about him wanting generals that would pledge allegiance to him.
>>32259741That's on brand, yes.
Men, you have two choices >Average partner, bad sex, not the person you really want to be with >No sex or partner at allWhich is preferable?
>>32259720You need to consider that you decline from your individual prime, i.e. if you're a high test boomer, you might have higher testosterone level at 60 than a zoomer in his prime. If he's 36, then there's a good chance he still has much higher testosterone than many younger guys.
>>32259751No sex or partner at all. I can easily fly to the Philipines to have unprotected sex as much as I want 2-3 weeks every year. That's enough for me if I can't get a Western girl who's young and skinny as my wife.
>>32259730>And you never know when you will meet someone.I have heard that since I was 19. It’s not real.
Fuck personality types, tell ChatGPT about yourself and then ask it to give you a summary of your personality. I got>Introspective>Selective>Emotionally Intelligent>Aloof>Conflicted
>>32259732>Girls, what are some mistakes you've done with previous boyfriends that you learned from? don't fall for the whole grifter/traditional thingbe careful if he has a temper and tries to hide it has social media like Instagram, snapchat, telegramdon't get manipulated by them>What wouldn't you do/say to a partner ever again?share music it was probably corny on my part and probably used it on the person he cheated withGiving a massage to them Buy them something expensive
>>32259751For a below average guy like myself, average would be pretty good.
>>32259751average girl where I live looks good so I'd take it. starfish sex with her? still better than fapping
>>32259732I would stop pretending so much and trying so hard to be a perfect girl friend, and stop being scared of being open and communicative
>>32259753imagine being this retarded
>>32259761>Giving a massage to them:(
Why does my girlfriend not want me to give hickeys during sex anymore?
>>32259765It's science.
>>32259770Are you still 17?
>>32259732Make no mistake I've done loads of stupid stuff, but most of it is more directly tied to my own background and more a matter of just working through your own learned toxic behavior/expectations and all that.But the one thing that comes to mind that really fits your description is I will think thrice before commenting anything on my partner's body, even if I feel the comment is totally innocuous. I made the mistake of telling my first partner (tbf I assumed he knew) that his chest was juust slightly (in)dented or however you should call it, it dipped just a tiny bit. The stupidest thing is I mentioned it offhand because it was one of the things that endeared me about his body and I was proud of myself for having noticed at all as it was so subtle and that made it seem all the more personal.But I will never forget the look on his face, he clearly had never noticed/realized and did on the spot and he just had this thousand yard stare. Being dumb, totally inexperienced and young at the time I could not think of the right words in that moment to make it better and not long afterwards we parted ways anyway, but I always regretted that so much and I really drilled it into my head never to be so stupid again and to be a lot more careful than I thought was necessary in commenting on someone's body.
>>32259774I'm 29. Putting marks on your woman is hot.
>>32259770>>32259774This honestly, she probably feels they are cringe/trashy, might make you look bad at work or might make her look bad to your family or whatever. Ask her to give them in places where only you can see, like a secret reminder.
>>32259732I'll never make the mistake of dating a League player again
>>32259778That's what I thought to be honest, thanks anon.
>>32259779DotA... we are so BACK.
>>32259779As a league player I don't blame you
>>32259777>>32259778Realizing now I misread but if you want to put them on her it's all the more likely she is embarrassed by them and honestly she's not wrong, especially if she's close to you in age some people will absolutely judge and think less of her for having hickeys.
>>32259781Dota players are just as bad
Just got back from a walk, 5km and I already feel like my feeties are going to explode.
>>32259788I used to go on a 3km walk every night until I hurt my ankle. Keep at it anon. It gets easy pretty quickly.
>>32259643>I’m a 36 year old virgin. When I was young, I wanted sex so bad but it never happenedIt never began for people like us, your brain just learned to cope with it because we are genetically programmed for survival. But really we are exempt from a core part of the human experience because we are genetically defective. Normies will give you feel-good platitudes because they can't fathom the reality of the situation.>>32259675>does it not matterDoes anything really matter in the grand scheme>>32259760Tell ChatGPT to go fuck itself
>>32259791I don't know if I'll have the will to continue, going to have to wait and see how I feel later today.
>>32259761>share music it was probably corny on my part and probably used it on the person he cheated with:/
>had a job interview for a great position last week>went well>emailed would-be boss a thank you email and she said she'd be in touch soon>supposed to hear back from would-be boss today with a decision >radio silence time to drink myself to death, I guessshould I call her office and be like "wtf"
>>32259469>>32259475This, but while it is just a guess, is it possible you had some kind of tension/chemistry or she might have had a crush on you even if not? That would explain why she wouldn't have felt like visiting you one on one when she just got engaged, even if she felt secure nothing would happen, it could still make her feel guilty.Alternatively, it is quite possible that her partner is controlling. If you are the only single guy in the group or you ever showed romantic interest in her, were particularly close to her, probably other reasons - he could've singled you out as someone he didn't want her to visit, or at least not alone. This is possible even if he did not seem the type prior. It is not uncommon for men to get increasingly strict/conservative with their expectations when hitting milestones like moving in together/engagement/marriage/pregnancy.
>>32259802Just apply to more jobs. If they want you you'll hear back from them quickly
>>32259775Anon, that's awful. How would you like it if someone made a seemingly minor comment to them about something you fixated over?
>>32259788>>32259791I wish I lived somewhere nice and quiet for walking I hate the city
Bros…. I love medium shirt anon
>>32259802I don't know what time it is now, you could call just before they close or do it tomorrow. Definitely follow up if they explicitly told you they would get back to you with a decision today. Obviously don't go into it with a wtf vibe, it's possible they are just not that well organized and have not fully decided yet and then it could still impact things if you get pissy and make them feel defensive. Just tell them in an even tone of voice that you were told you'd hear back from them today and haven't so you are reaching out yourself.
>>32259809I love walking in the city, feels so good.
>>32259795If 5km is too much for you then start with shorter walks. No reason to burn yourself out at the onset.
State gender. Have you ever dated a physically disabled person?
>>32259822Why? Everything is so loud and dirty
>>32259808FWIW he also made some tactless comments about my body so I know what it feels like, we were both young and relatively thoughtless. I know people on here like to romanticize young love, but this is a real downside to it, young people can be casually cruel af to each other while it is also the prime age for insecurities, really bad combination.
>>32259824M No
>>32259824MNo.You sure you don't filter this question to people who have done that so you don't get a bunch of useless "No" answers?
>>32259824MYeah, my ex had bad arthritis in her arm and couldn't really use it.
>>32259826Not really where I am, I particularly love the 4:30, 5AM walks and then getting a cup of coffee at 6, feels very good feeling the night breeze slowly turn into the morning sun.
>Imagine if you show up to a date in a 100 € sports jersey and she shows up in a 7 € dressWhy do women disrespect men like that?
I don't really eat well. I mostly just eat fruit and buttered toast. Meat is starting to disgust me unless it's covered in sauce or is hidden in a sandwich. I'm not anorexic but I'm losing weight I can't afford to lose. How can I learn to like food?
>>32259832There are 7€ dresses?
>>32259832Forgot the pic
>>32259670I tried to pick one I thought would look good on any tits. Black lacey ones are good too
>>32259833well uh, don't do that
>>32259050>Be in 30s>Live with parents>They're retired>They keep making retarded financial decisions>Refuse to listen>Feel they have no real retirement plan besides blowing their current money and expecting me and my siblings (mostly me) to support them and clean shit up.I'm starting to resent this. Should I wash my hands clean of responsibility of them in the near future if they don't want to help themselves?
>>32259703M, never got physical with them because intimacy terrifies me, so they assumed I didn't really like them and lost interestThis is before I realised the crazy cat uncle life is superior
>>32259839Which gender are you asking this to?
>>32259719What happened?
>>32259833Your issues with food are a symptom, probably of some sort of anxiety. Obviously keep trying different foods seeing if you can branch out with foods that don't disgust you and sit with you well, but combine it with otherwise trying to relax physically. It can help to be physically active if you aren't, or look into meditation for example to learn to relax your mind, ideally both I'd say. For what it's worth while I have never been as extreme as what you describe, I am familiar with similar feelings and go through bouts where I struggle with disgust and for me it helps not to fixate on the food and try to get out of my head more, tire myself out a bit, try to have fun and find that relaxation, all the while continuing to try food here and there without forcing myself to anything specific at a specific moment. Best of luck.
>>32259834On Shein
>>32259848He got involved with someone who claimed to be madly in love with him in less than a week.
>>32259851And why was that a bad thing
>>32259833Smoke a shitload of weed
>>32259824M>Have you ever datedNo.
>>32259833Time to feel true hunger, bruv.48 hour fast, wouldn't kill you, it'll just make you appreciate food.
>>32259852>And why was that a bad thingIt's a red flag for Borderline Personality Disorder.
>>32259849I am physically active and it doesn't really do anything, I've found. Whenever I am hungry I have no energy to cook and I end up eating the most convenient thing, which is toast or a fruit >>32259854Weed makes me paranoid
>>32259824>Have you ever dated a physically disabled person?M. "Dated" is probably putting it a bit strongly, but I had casual sex a couple of times with a woman who had cerebral palsy. She didn't twitch, but her legs didn't work too well, and she needed a wheelchair.
>>32259863you the brit cuck?
>>32259833Meat covered in sauce or in a sandwich has a lot more calories than just meat alone, so keep eating that if you can. Add nut butter or peanut butter to your toast, eat rye or wholegrain bread instead of white. You can eat a plain, limited diet and still get what you need, just choose nutritious, high calorie foods and eat by the clock
>>32259670Women focus way too much on the presentationIdk why women can't just embrace that men just wanna fuck
>>32259839Nah, if your parents are/were in other ways good loving parents, try to emotionally distance yourself now and allow yourself to think "whatever, I'll probably have to stress about this enough in the future, not gonna start now" and let them fuck up their own lives. Then when they get older, you do exactly what you can reasonably afford to in terms of time, money, energy and all that, and no more. This is the only way to have a relationship with them that is not filled with resentment. So even if it doesn't look like their ideal picture, they would also want this scenario over the alternative. You can try to keep pushing to make them see the light, but they are very unlikely to budge because of anything you say. A lot of old people struggle with their pride/dignity because right at the time where they have more lived experience than ever, they have to sacrifice pride and face they can no longer do certain things. If they are emotionally resisting to admitting their own kids now know better, no argument no matter how sound and brilliantly worded will be able to break that, because you are appealing to their ratio and the problem's with how they feel. If anything you can try one hail mary of telling them plainly "I will do whatever I can for you in the future if you need my help, but that's going to be very limited, you now still have the funds to set yourself up for a reasonable living standard later on, but that's changing fast so you can accept that and start listening to me or you will have to accept what comes". Or literally tell them stuff like e.g. they should never expect to live in your house (if that's how they feel). Of course this brings the risk of an intense argument or even damage to your relationship with them. But it might give you peace of mind in the future to know you have been frank with them and gave them the choice as adults. Good luck anon. Your predicament sucks.
What do you do when you want more than anything in the world to talk to that person again, but you know you'll just hurt them again if you do?
>>32259837There is no way that thing would support me. It's cute though.
>>32259873Drink heavily.
>>32259873>What do you do when you want more than anything in the world to talk to that person again, but you know you'll just hurt them again if you do?Don't talk to them.
>>32259824F Yes
>>32259857Interesting, I'll try that>>32259869No>>32259870Peanut butter sounds like a good idea
>>32259863>Whenever I am hungry I have no energy to cookCook when you're not hungry and portion it out to be reheated later.
>>32259879>Peanut butter sounds like a good ideaNTA. You could experiment with other nut butters too - almond butter is great, hazelnut butter is okay.
>>32259873Why do you think you'll hurt them?
>>32259879Modern peanut better is a shitload of sugar with peanuts for flavor. You'll put on weight eating it but not the good kind.
>>32259863NTA but yogourt and cheese are your friends. Also cereal and milk, bags of pre chopped veggies from the grocery store, humus, and nuts. Try not eat according to how you feel, but by a schedule. It's easier said than done I know, but it's much better than relying on your brain signals if they're out of whack
>>32259879nta Do you not like food textures? Maybe you'd like making smoothies.
>>32259737>Well figure that the fuck out before you even think about talking to heractually, I figured it out: I want to know if she had thought of this before. her>>32259737>Don't pay for your ex's houseI misread. I'd have proposed it to her when we were together.
>>32259882My mental problems are stressing him out enough that he's slipping into depression again
>>32259863You can still try to branch out. Life is all about finding your own loopholes. If you now find yourself eating toast/fruit, maybe there are raw vegetables (Chinese cabbage? cauliflower? chicory? mushrooms?) you enjoy, or yogurt with fruit instead of just fruit, or raising and nuts. Dried fruit is also very nutricious. For the cooking issue, when you have time but are not hungry (yet), cook things in batches. E.g. rice in your fridge so you can heat up some oil, chuck some rice in and fry it with an egg and some chopped up cabbage. Or lentils that you can use for salads, can use in soups or hot dishes etc. Cooked potatoes for a soup/stew/omelette/salad. Beans are also very versatile, cheap and you can store them forever in a cabinet and it takes five minutes (on a stove, much less in a microwave) to heat a can, while there is a big difference between just toast and beans on toast.
>>32259873Accept that you can't always get what you want and learn to tolerate feelings of distress within yourself
>>32259888>I'd have proposed it to her when we were togetherAgain, what's the point of bringing this up now then if you aren't still offering it? I don't see any way that doesn't end up coming off as petty.
>>32259686We need an adult. The bar has never been lower..
>>32259869>you the brit cuck?The fucking what now, I'll chef u bruv
>>32259880I will try that too>>32259881Thanks>>32259885I usually just get organic stuff that separates, it says there is just salt in it >>32259886Thanks>>32259887I don't have issues with food textures, I'll eat anything someone puts in front of me. But on my own I either can't think of anything to eat or get overwhelmed by options and just settle for what I have
>>32259885NTA but natural, peanuts only peanut butter is extremely easy to find in any grocery shop
>>32259706I've never been more insulted in my life. And that's the only type of sub. Bdsm without safe words is just abuse.
>>32259886Adding on to this anon, try eating like 5 small snacklike meals throughout the day rather than 3 big ones.
>>32259686I wouldn't if the other option wasn't Trump
it really do be like this, huh
Why do toxic women have the most gropeable asses...
>>32259894>rice in your fridge so you can heat up some oil, chuck some rice in and fry itDo not reheat cooked rice. It's dangerous. Leads to food poisoning.
>>32259824FNo
>>32259904>that's the only type of subYou deserved that insult
>>32259902Is what you have not great? You want cheap bulk food ideas or recipe ideas?
>>32259914Do you want to?I'm clinically retarded.
>>32259908This is why I abuse drugs. I shouldn't have to be sad and mopey and listless when I SHOULD be living my best life
>>32259913You're retarded. That's the main way fried rice is made.
>>32259863>Weed makes me paranoidTry cbd instead.
>>32259918lol, L
>>32259917Hehe no. Sounds like extra work. I like easy life
>>32259922It's over...
>>32259917>*physically* disabled>I'm retardedYou sure are
>>32259913I always understood you're not supposed to reheat it more than once, but that once is fine as long as it's piping hot in the process, which it should be anyway with stir-frying... Most recipes with fried rice recommend using old rice that is a little more dried out for better results.
>>32259925HUH?!
>>32259732I mean I knew the mistake I was making was shitty when I did it I didn't learn anything.Mostly I've learned mens traits I would like to avoid in the future not like, off limits topics.I guess I have learned that if he needs to know my exact body count I shouldn't bother with him but that's not a boyfriend revelation just a guy one in general.
>>32259922Do you want date me then? I'm antisocial and terrified of intimacy so you barely even need to interact with me.
>>32259926Never had a problem with rice desu.You just cook a pot, and then you put the left over pot in the fridge, scoop out the portion you want to eat, keep the thing chilled at all times.
>>32259921L?
>>32259933Yeah, stands for Lebanon.
>>32259933Short for "Loss," opposite of W (win)
>>32259908Hope you're doing OK anon ):Fucking hate this time of year with the change of season where the days become dark. I've been suicidally depressed for WEEKS I usually lean manic when will it fucking end
MenWhat kind of music do you listen to when you're driving
>>32259930>that if he needs to know my exact body count I shouldn't bother with him
>>32259931nta but what's the point of even having a relationship at that point?
>>32259938Three 6 Mafia or my rock playlist.
>>32259938I don't have a driving licence.
>>32259937Lol, I'm never manic, I don't have sad depression, I have the "No energy, my teeth are rotting and IDC lol" depression.
>>32259932Yeah exactly! Never had issues myself either.
>>32259941What's in your rock playlist
>>32259935I'm not lesbian>>32259936How did I lose already?
>>32259775you should have licked that part of his chest and said it was sexy
>>32259857NtaBad idea. I would start puking up bile at hour 16.
>>32259946>I'm not lesbianThen why are you abusing drugz?
>>32259872Thing is. I live in their house. I wanted the simple life. I wanted to eventually inherit it but now I'm feeling I'm bette roffnhust leaving it all behind.Ever since emy dad came into his retirement fund he has been just doing renovations after renovation with no real break or stop. No plans for what they need just basically winging it and I feel the builder (friend of one of their friends) is just taking them for a rideI keep telling them to stop rushing these renovations, because everyone single one of them has had retarded designs that don't even fit their needs. Or they keep requesting shit they don't need.Instead of being upgrades for the house. It's all downgrades in terms of their habits and messy/disjointed requests. Basically going room by room. So it's been difficult to live in and on top constantly having someone there to work and taking sweet ass time.They literally don't plan out what they actually want. Just making impulse requests. On top of that my mother nagging for designer clothes and accessories they don't need (as in $7k bags etc)Mind you, they lived paycheck to paycheck and my father's retirement money is only like $400k which I'm sure more than half is gone within a year. Then they also have been travelling and want to do this house extension that makes zero sense for house.They're literally ruining the house and refuse to listen.
>>32259938I actually don't listen to anything. Easier to concentrate on the road.
>>32259938Pop and punk rock songs that were popular when I was a kid. Green Day, Good Charlotte, etc.
>>32259948It's cool, children in africa be doing it 24/7, and they turned out fine
>>32259938Synthwave.
>>32259871Because that's disappointing. If you'll fuck me even when I think I look like shit it doesn't do anything for my ego.
>>32259945A bunch of stuff. Neil Young, Sonic Youth, Dead Kennedys, Nirvana, Velvet Underground, AC/DC, Bob Dylan, Johnny Cash, Nancy Sinatra, and lots of underground stuff. It's 235 songs with mostly unique artists.
>>32259940That's what my ex says
I want to be filthy rich and have toy boys
>>32259950Because people expect me to not be a mopey faggot and I don't like feeling like shit around others when I should be the life of the party
>>32259966>I should be the life of the partyWhy do you think that
>>32259966sayz who?who be expecting you to be anything?
i wish i could have two bisexual gfs who kiss each other and me
>>32259958Favorite Velvet Underground Song?
>>32259594I want to marry Marynot really sure how though
MenDo you compare each other's dicks?
>>32259973All Tomorrow's Parties, you?
>>32259908Actually thoughThis is so real >>32259915All subs should be able to stop whatever is happening with a safe word and if you believe otherwise you're fucked in the head.>>32259939Means he hasn't had enough sex. I'm not going to date a guy with only 6 bodies he's going to be such an insecure little bitch about it.
>>32259975When the fuck would we do that
>>32259975No.
>>32259594Yoo, she got that Anya face, that's so hot.
>>32259966>Because people expect me to not be a mopey faggotOk, fair, I guess.>I should be the life of the partyWait, what?
>>32259975Nah, I got women to do that for me.
>>32259977>All subs should be able to stop whatever is happening with a safe wordWhat? Nobody said otherwise. What do you think you're replying to?
>>32259985I still haven't seen enough dicks to be a proper judge
>>32259976Good choice. Pale Blue Eyes.
>>32259987You will, with time. :^)
>>32259986Okay so you misunderstood me in the first placeWhen I said only one type I meant "in control" not your dumb vanilla invented fantasy shit.
>>32259987And you think we have? Most of the dicks I've seen are flaccid wet old-man-in-locker-room dicks and porn star dicks.
>>32259968>>32259969>>32259984friends, family, etc all expect itI used to be the funniest person in the room and occasionally still am. But I can't be like that all the time and people don't understand when I'm irritable for no reason.
>>32259977>I'm not going to date a guy with only 6 bodies he's going to be such an insecure little bitch about it.More obvious cope language. Stop lying to yourself so fucking blatantly.
>>32259998nah, they don't be expecting shit, lolz
>>32259947Very true, it would have been completely salvageable if I hadn't been paralyzed in my own terror of how it played out.
>>32259994>>32259706>you're probably just a vanilla pillow princess>>32259904>that's the only type of subMaybe people wouldn't "misunderstand you" if you could communicate correctly.
>>32259998nta but I also hate always having to be "on". It's draining.
>>32259988>Pale Blue Eyes is their most popular songI never listened to it because I only listened to the banana album. I'll listen to it now. Thing with me is that I don't really listen to whole discographies, I tend to really bear down on one sound I like and fixate on that for a long time before moving on, so I listen to a lot of things, but not in depth.
I want so badly to tell him about the date I had Sunday. I want to show him this music video. I want to show him what I bought today. But I'm toxic to him and I need him but he doesn't need me. This hurts so bad guys. I want to play vidya with him and hear his voice one more time
>>32259810<3
>>32260006>tfw I'm not himBased.
>>32259999I'll never understand how you guys don't get that we don't want you as vehemently as you don't want us whores. It's really not a problem we exclude each other from our prospective partners and everybody wins.
>>32259995Yes, you piss to urinals standing side by side
>>32259938New "popular" stuff on the radio, which rn is hip-hop + pop
>>32260006>I want so badly to tell him about the date I had SundayYeah you definitely are toxic
>>32259938Don't drive but been rinsing Miss Djax records on my bike rides recently kek https://youtu.be/rAWEqsRhPPw?si=gGsY231-hcj423tf>>32259943>never manicYou're not missing out>No energy, my teeth are rotting and IDC lol" depression.That is classic depression tbfPlease try to brush your teeth though. Even at my most depressed when I'm not eating or sleeping or doing anything it's the one thing I try to maintain
>>32260000They at the very least expect me to not be irritable.
>>32260003>I've never been more insulted in my lifeInference skills are you 6 or just stupid?
>>32260019says who?
>>32260005Fair enough. A lot of people don't like it when a band changes.
>>32260014Those dicks are also flaccid, and we specifically keep distance whenever possible and don't look at each other's dicks then.
>>32260010>I'll never understand how you guys don't get that we don't want you as vehementlyYou're trying to convince yourself you're the one with the power in this exchange, when it's you who is playing at a disadvantage. You can type out paragraphs all you want about how you "just don't want low body count guys" but it is the same type of delusion as the "4/10 would not bang" meme. No shit we should exclude each other, that's not the point of my reply.
>>32260005>>Pale Blue Eyes is their most popular songIs it, really? Oh, no, I'm a normy... :0
>>32260022It's common decency. They'll be like "why aren't you talking? Are you just tired? What's your problem? You need to get laid or something?"
>>32260025>we specifically keep distance whenever possible and don't look at each other's dicks thenSure, sure
>>32259931No. I want regular normal with no baggage or drama
>>32259951I hear you, but the hard part is that the fact that you live in their house means it is that much more vital for your sanity that you keep some emotional distance and do not waste too much time, anger and energy flogging a dead horse.From everything you write, your parents are dead set on doing this their way. If they were even willing to let you weigh in on some decisions, okay, maybe you could work that into more. But if this has been so on-going, they have already seen it play out in front of them, you have warned them every step of the way and yet still they won't even consider giving you a say, let alone letting you decide? Then you probably really are fucked in terms of getting through to them, and if that is the case, then it is in your own best interests to accept that as the unfortunate reality and let it impact your own life the least it possibly can.
>>32260030So says nobody.You need to check yourself, bud, stop with the crazy retard talk.
>>32260031You've been watching too much yaoi girl
>>32260038I know you look at those dicks
>>32260024It reminds me of how I feel about Pantera, where their best work (to me) was the Great Southern Trendkill because it was more depressing. But the other albums aren't like that at all.>>32260028According to Spotify, yeah.
>>32260006L E T H I M G O
>>32259703>mean what you say >do what you say you'll do >don't let resent build>communicate well and often>if you haven't had sex in four weeks or more, move on
>>32260036You don't know my family or friends.
>>32260030My brother has never told me I need to get laid.
>>32260039I don't. Mostly because I don't want to be caught looking, but also because I'm typically three urinals away with dividers in between.
>>32260044ogey.the fact that you didn't list a name but went for common decency shows you be talking crazy shit and listening to voices from the void thobut that's just me
>>32260027>same delusionIs it though? I'm sure there's a guy out there with a low body count who wouldn't be a pussy about it. I'd date him, but it's easier to just exclude those with far less experience than myself for their own good. Stop being so salty.
>>32260046What dividers?
>>32260049>doubling down on the exact behavior i'm calling outsome people will never be free of their illusions
>>32260052>wooshYeah okay this is pointless
>>32260050Urinals typically have dividers between them. Not all, but most.
>>32260045My father actually told me that one. >>32260048I can name them off. My father, my mother, my best friend, his girlfriend, etc.
State gender. What did you eat for your last meal?
>>32260056Do they? I haven't been in that many men's bathrooms but I don't think any of them had dividers.
>>32260058nah, they don't be saying that, you crazy
>>32260055>reddit meme to top it offIt's pointless because you will not listen or be honest with yourself
>>32260059I think I had some pringles at like 11pm.
>>32260058You're a guy, right?
>>32260059Ominous phrasing
>>32260061>Do they?Yes, that's why I said that they do.>I haven't been in that many men's bathrooms but I don't think any of them had dividers.Maybe regional? What country were the bathrooms you saw in? Dividers seem less common on very old bathrooms too.
>>32260059F a salad unironically.
>>32260065Having fun performing armchair psychology on fictional people you created?
>>32260059MMade a nice little bowl with some cilantro rice, teriyaki ground beef, spinach with a balsamic vinaigrette, and a bit of sauerkraut.
>>32260071>regionalMaybe. And I guess most of the bathrooms I'm thinking of were built pre 2010s if not older. Northeastern US.
>>32260077That last one threw me. What country you at?
I got the number from the cute nurse I see every day on my way to work. Feels great, never thought it would work but I actually got it.
>>32260059M, what constitutes a meal?I had a slice of pie two days agoCurrently trying to starve to death
>>32260059Instant ramen, grapes, blueberries, and skyr.
>>32260061nta but the worst is those troughs that are totally open like a giant feed tray or something.
>>32260081America. I just try to include some fermented stuff in my diet for gut health.
>>32260059Wawa gobbler and cherry coke.Then before that was half a 1" ny strip and grean beans I made.
Let's say, for the sake of argument, hypothetically, I'm a quirked up white boy. And if I was a quirked up white boy, then, theoretically, that would also mean that I'm busting it down. (Sexual Style). Now, we understand, now, that I'm a quirked up white boy, who's busting it down. (Sexual Style). Does that in turn, automatically mean that I'm now goated with the sauce? It's true! They don't want you to know that, but it's true.
>>32260088I've never seen one but I know they have those at like sports stadiums and stuff. Do you get splashback from those? It seems really gross.
>>32260095I'm actually scared to use those. If it's between that and a stall, I'm picking the stall.
>>32260095>Do you get splashback from those?Yes. Same with single-person urinals that extend to the floor. I don't know why those fuckers exist except to make shoes gross.
What are women's bathrooms like?
>>32260073have fun lying to yourself every day just to keep going?
>>32260092Be my boyfriend. Please
>>32260103Sometimes there are free pads and tampons
>>32260103Imagine a men's bathroom with the urinals replaced with more stalls, a bunch of dispensers and trays and shit bolted to the walls, and way more blood and toilet paper everywhere.
>>32260059Breakfast. Spam, scrambled eggs, bité (not really sure about the spelling), and rice. Grilling burgers now though.
>>32260067Yes.
>>32260103Mine in high school were pretty typical, I think. Multiple stalls, sinks, mirrors, hooks for bags or coats. Tampon dispensers, that's probably different. The trash didn't get emptied out enough though and was always overflowing. Lot of women touching up makeup.
>>32260109YOURS WERE FREE?!
BABY I WANT YOU I WANT YOU. DIET MOUNTAIN DEW BABY NEW YORK CITY. NEVER WAS THERE EVER A GIRL SO PRETTY.
>>32260109What. Where?
>>32260056I'm a cleaner and there are no dividers where I work
>>32260123Yea in my state they are free if they're there
>>32260121Thought so. My friends might say I need to get laid but my mom wouldn't.
>>32260059half a can of green peas
>>32260128I don't know why being a cleaner is relevant. You could just as easily see and report on that one place's bathroom without cleaning it.
>>32260133I wouldn't enter men't bathroom if I weren't cleaner
>>32260006why don't you detoxify yourself then
>>32259975i remember doing that when we were 13-14, but it was just self report anyway. we quickly gave up
>>32259824MaleYes
>>32260140You can't date yourself. That doesn't count.
>>32259975I don't think any guy wants to find out he's the smallest
>>32260140How was it?
>>32260059FYoghurt
I feel like going to a bar and flirting with guys and getting wrecked
>>32260144I'm sure there are some that do
>>32259975Not since high school. I assume it's kinda the same with boobs?
>>32260151gay
Chestlets, what are the benefits of being a chestlet?
>>32259975My friends tend to joke about it, "mine's the smallest one!", "anon has a massive dick" and shit like that but we never actually compare them in any way
I feel like going to a bar and flirting with my imaginary boyfriend and fall asleep in a booth next to him
>>32260154Kind of but only because we had to change before PE lessons
>>32260160I always tell my female friends that our mutual male friends have big dicks, just in case
>>32260101Ew>>32260103More stalls than men's, huge mirrors, always wet for some reason?
>>32259824I wanted to but he was a 4 hour drive.
>>32260154My girl friends STILL make somewhat passive aggressive remarks and I'm 24. :/
>>32260159- Save money on bras- I can sometimes wear kids/juniors clothes- No pain when running - Look "classy" - This is double edged, but men ignore you
>>32260165You're a good friend lmao
>>32259832>he wears a sports jersey in publicBasement dweller behavior.
>>32260166Clogged toilets from people flushing tampons maybe.
>>32260166>huge mirrorsEvery women's bathroom I've ever been in has had the same sized mirror as its matching men's bathroom. Which is to say, pretty much the entire wall above the sinks.
>>32260159No back pain. That's all I got.
>>32260174It's a meme you dip
>>32259965I want to be moderately rich and have a militia of men that want to raise a whole household together.
>>32260179Damn the men's bathrooms I've been in are really fucking slacking
>>32260182That seems like a pretty good one honestly. If I had to become a girl and I got to skyrim-character-creator my new girl body, I'd probably pick small boobs for that reason alone.
>>32259501>Dating someone without considering them your girlfriend/boyfriend is a very recent and not ubiquitous thing.No, it's not.The term "going steady" was invented a long time before I was born specifically for teens who were exclusively dating, as opposed to casually dating.A man who sought to become a girl's boyfriend was once called a suitor.These concepts are not novel to the imagined modern dystopia.
>>32260183Yes, men like that are just memes and not real at all.
Found maggots in my coffee ground pile, yukers
>>32260190On the opposite side of the argument, I'd be more than happy to do some push ups or whatever to be able to support huge tits.
>>32260195What is yukers
>>32260199More like, what isn't amirite?
MenWhen you go into the bathroom at like Macy's or somewhere trying to be fancy do you also get that little extra room with the couch?
>>32260199It's like yuckers but for even more retarded people
>>32260195You compost? Hot
>>32260195You mean in the recycle where they're supposed to be?
>>32260202No
>>32260201Tell me>>32260204What is yuckers I am ESL
>>32260202I've seen that in very upscale restaurants and clubs, but never a fucking Macy's. Usually accompanied by an attendant who just stands there and offers to adjust your tie or give you a spritz of cologne and expects a tip for it.
>>32260202...No. :( I think that's for period cramps.
>>32260195So? They'll help break it down.
>>32260217yeah, then I get lil gnats swarming the place
>>32260211>What is yuckers"yuck" for retarded people.To get ahead of the next cycle of posts, "yuck" is an exclamation for something gross.
>download this app to-FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF
>>32260220So put some bleach on it.
>>32260212We get one at Macy's. I think it's because women often go to the bathroom in groups so the couch is for the one who doesn't have to pee but has to hold all the shopping bags while the others pee.
>>32260223maybe later, I'm lzzy
>>32260222which gender are you asking this question to
>>32260220Put some vinegar on it then?
>>32260224That makes sense
Fototeta?
>>32260227Fucking stop with the zoomer slang. :(
>>32259050Bros, is it weird to want to kiss a girl like this?
>>32260231noh....
>>32260224If I don't have to pee, why am I going to the bathroom?
Hey Women, How early into an interaction or connection should I tell someone I’m autistic? Would it be a turn off if it seems like my autism connects back to some of my social aloofness/weak flirting skills?
>>32260234Feels like there’s a lot more young zoomers a/gen alpha kids here. I wish they wouldn’t speak like retards though
>>32260236Not if you're a submissive bottom
>job rearranged the seating today>no longer get to walk by the office cuties on my way to the coffee machineHow to cope?
>tfw just violently vomited and puked up bloodIs my dream coming true, am I finally dying Too bad I have to be up for work in a few hoursGoodnight anons and godspeed>>32260212Who's Macy?
>>32260246That's the STD you got from eating drunk bar girl pussy.
>>32260239IdkMoral support?To hold my purse?Take your pick .
>>32260240Depends on the person. If they're also autistic then as early as possible. Otherwise you probably want to wait and downplay it because most people will think less of you for it even if they'll never admit it.
>>32260244Sometimes I want to be a little submissive :(
>>32260239nta but I go to the bathroom whenever I need to adjust my bra.
>>32260245Just do what everyone else does that doesn't have autism and talk to your coworkers.
>>32260248Worth it
>>32260039NTA but I honestly don't. Not due to the fact that I wouldn't be interested in the comparison but because being caught at looking at another man's dick would be the epitome of embarrassment.
>>32260202You get what now
Why are women such horny bitches?I've been in mountains 3 months ago, met a girl there, talked to her while hiking, didn't imply anything sexual and she keeps sending me her pics in bikini asking if she looks good
>>32260251Cool with me anon. Most girls are going to think it's weird and offputting though.
>>32260255Chad shit
>>32260246Very true and real story.
>>32260240I was say as early as possibly. I wouldn't say it would be a turn off but it would explain a lot of things.
>>32260246Did you eat anything red
>>32260268Just a bunch of blood. Think that could be it?
>>32260202Isn't that for breastfeeding?
>>32260248LmaoI wishTbh It's probably because I haven't eaten anything in two days and have been sleeping two hours a night but drank loads of alcohol tonight>>32260262Do you want me to take a photo (jk I flushed it)>>32260268No but that's a good theory desu
>>32260246>puked up bloodDid you actually? If it looks like coffee grounds you need to go to the hospital.
>>32260272No that's what tits are for
>>32260259You need to go further into the woods. Until you're in the wilderness.
What’s up guys, I just got turned down by my childhood friend who I recently rekindled with in late college. For any of you guys that have had oneitis or a very focused (or even long) crush, has it ever worked out for you ?
>>32260273No I want you to shut the fuck up and stop being such a massive attention whore over a nothingburger.
>>32260260Yeah I figured that. Guess I won’t get my hopes up
>>32260279Nope. She turned me down too and now I'm an alcoholic.
>>32260278I'm not going anywhere with her because she lives far away
>>32260240Sooner the better
>>32260279Do you mean guys like generic guys or men?
>>32260286Nobody said "with her"
you're cringe bro
>>32260291I mean, everyone , men and women >>32260285Damn man, sorry
>>32259957But if I'm your bf, then you've already won my affectionDoes that not count for anything?
>>32260274>looks like coffee groundsNah not really I think there was just some blood in the vomit>>32260280>stop being such a massive attention whoreBut then I'm nothing
>>32260240No, if anything I'd be more lenient on you because of that.
>>32260300Post pics of dick then
>>32260279FNo most guys I liked I got turned down by very quickly
>>32260300Any blood from your anus? Could be just your boyperiod.
>>32259957The bra you're wearing cannot possibly ever be the difference between you looking like shit or not.
>>32260300Try developing a personality.
>>32260202No, I've never seen that in a men's bathroom in my life.But I remember as a child when my mom would take me into the women's bathroom it would be there. Also now I'm often fixing toilets and the women's restrooms often have them still in a public building.But in the private employee part of the building.
>>32260274Nta why? What does that mean
This medication they put me on has been giving me crazy dreams. State Gender, what was your weirdest dream in recent memory?
>make a new reddit account (again)>shadowbanned (again)this website's filtering system is so sensitive. annoying having to make another account and getting banned simple because its new
26 year old virgin, didn’t necessarily lie about my sexual experience but girl im seeing 100% thinks I’ve done it before. Before you say anything>no, I won’t tell her I’m a virgin. Yes I know about foreplay, listening, going down, that porn is fake, etcM&W. Is this a bad idea to keep it a secret?
>>32259898well, I sent her a message asking this a while ago and only now I found your messageI guess I fucked up
>>32260315I be dreaming about twitter posts lately.
>>32260315MI don't have dreams. Or if I do, I don't remember them when I wake up.
>>32259670Sports Bra's or those Calvin Klein Bralettes
>>32260318FIs she a virgin too?
>>32260296F Had a crush on a boy since grade school and we ended up confessing our love to each other and we got married and we have a kid and stuff. It's nice.
>>32260318>going downDon't do this. This is a porn meme and she will lose respect for you and think you're into femdom.
>>32260322Do you smoke weed or drink a lot?
>>32260318>Is this a bad idea to keep it a secret?I don't think you should lie if she directly asks you, but I don't think there's a problem with not mentioning it as long as you know what to do and aren't going to panic about it. I also don't think there'd be a problem if you mentioned it, but do whatever you want.
>>32260325Nope. Dont think she’s the football teams favorite girl but she’s definitely been around the town.
>>32260279Yeah I tried to reach out to an ex recently that I broke up with because I wanted kids and a medical condition fucked those plans up. Shes already seeing someone and she seems happy. He has a couple kids she says she’s nuts about. Happy for her but its definitely one of those things that sticks in the back of my head almost daily.
>>32260236I want to kiss ohioanon like this.
>>32260332As of late yes, but I've never had dreams my entire life, the vast majority of which I didn't smoke or drink. I don't take any medication other than for allergies either.
I've got black belt at judo, I could easily beat up every moid itt
Men, your girl goes out alone dressed like this to a bar, how you feeling
>>32260335Thank. I mean, I’m operating under the assumption that sexually experienced people don’t want to have sex with clueless virgins who may take a while to learn. Theres literally no positive to being a late bloomer so im just trying to try my best without fucking up.
>>32260327>going down is a porn memePlease don't mess with the virgin
>>32260346I don't date girls like that
>>32260315MI had a dream I was put into a VR Egg Pod and played a horror game with my non existent co-workers as a team building exercise. It ended in Mario Kart
>>32260318M>Is this a bad idea to keep it a secret?Yes, you're starting your relationship on a lie by omission, if she likes you in any way she isn't going to dislike you because you're a virgin, and she will probably enjoy it in some way.When I was 15 I lost my virginity to a girl without telling her I was a virgin and I never implied I wasn't one, but right after I told her she said she wished I told her so she could give me a better time.
>>32260356The girl you dated just went out like that
>>32260350I would actually really like this because I get to teach you stuff.
>>32260358I get the idea but bro, you were 15, I’m 26.
>>32260358>I was 15Stories like this blow my mind. I had a friend who lost her virgiinity at 13 and I could never coprhened it. Why were you guys not playing with legos still
>>32260365Anon, the woman likes you for who you are right?Then be yourself.
>>32260315Recurring lucid nightmare on rails. I’m at home and I hear a noise outside. I already know what it is but I go downstairs and through my garage. The door is open to the driveway. Somewhere from behind or under my car or some of the junk in the garage a guy in a dark hoodie appears and I basically get dementored and sucked into the hoodie and then I’m falling in blackness until I wake up.
>>32260246>Is my dream coming true, am I finally dying>Too bad I have to be up for work in a few hoursimagine being american:(
>>32260350>I’m operating under the assumption that sexually experienced people don’t want to have sex with clueless virginsIf she's already about to have sex with you, being a virgin probably isn't going to kill it. On the flip side, it's really common for women to enjoy deflowering and leading a virgin guy. I lost mine at 28 and my gf was excited about it to the point that I was a little weirded out.
>>32260360I move her from long term material to short term mentally, then if I'm horny I'll play her little game of "Oh nooo babe you can't go out like that, the boys will all want you, I better come out and keep you locked down!"
>>32260366>Why were you guys not playing with legos stillTrauma.
>>32260366I honestly can't associate with people who aren't virgins.
>>32260272I'm not really sure? I'm sure some women use it for that but most don't want to breastfeed where people are shitting.
>>32260366>I had a friend who lost her virgiinity at 13 and I could never coprhened itI don't get it either. I was "sexually abused" by a much older girl when I was 13 and I didn't understand what was happening and I was scared out of my mind. Weird to think that kids that age were doing it intentionally and liking it.
>>32260372>I lost mine at 28 and my gf was excited about itJesus Christ. What a humiliation ritual.
>>32260318The answer is too sleep with randoms as soon as possible (if you aren’t dating yet). No, I wouldn’t want to fuck a girl who is a virgin and is like a wet fish.
>>32260384>NOOOO the pleasure of introducing a virgin to sex is for men only!!!!!
>>32260357The VR pod could be a desire for escape or a need for immersive experiences. Horror themes indicate that you're facing fears or anxieties in your waking life. The non-existent c-workers seem to be feelings of isolation or a longing for connection with others. If you don’t currently have a team or feel disconnected from peers, your subconscious may be creating these figures to explore teamwork and collaboration. The team building exercise suggests a desire for growth and bonding with others, possibly reflecting a need for collaboration or support in your life. It could also indicate that you are trying to navigate social dynamics or work related situations. The Mario Kart thing suggests a need for fun.
>>32260384Didn't feel humiliating. Felt pretty genuine and comforting. Really loved that girl.
>>32260393>lovedoof
>>32260375You know what yea>>32260379Hello friend>>32260382Sorry that happened to youYea I barely even had sexual urges until I was 20, and I still haven't done anything about them now
>>32260393>lovedKek.
>>32260372How can I find a man to take his virginity?
>>32260318M, I'd just be honest with her>>32260310I have one it's just shit>>32260308Nah I haven't been able to dump >>32260302Maybe at Christmas>>32260315I've been having recurring dreams recently about children dying and not being able to save theme.g. I dreamed the other night there was a plane crash and I was trying to put out fires but they were all screamingIt's one of the reasons I dread sleeping>>32260371>imagine being americanI'm not
>>32260309The wrong bra ruins an entire outfit and my day.>>32260312Internal bleeding. Bad.
>>32260391What hte fuck
>>32260400I don't know. Look for awkward nerd types?
>>32260398What an ass
>>32260407Brazil, amirite
>>32260406They don't like me
>>32260409or not, no idea what those squigly countries are
>>32260398jesusCHRistwhy are brazilians built like that
>>32260410I don't know how you're going to find a virgin if virgins don't like you. Maybe kidnap a schoolchild?
>>32260412could be spain
Why do women want to be police officers?
This is me when I sleep.
>>32260417Same reason men do. Obsession with power and force.
>>32260417Cause they want to cause men like me erections
>>32260421Dude looks pregnant.
>>32260417Striking fear in moids is fun
>>32260417Dom kink.
>>32260421This is literally body horror. Imagine having a lard filled beach ball permanently attached to your abdomen.
how do i tell this autistic retard in my uni to stop bugging and talking to me?
>>32260425impregnated with hopes and dreams for a better life
>>32260300Are you sure it's not just beets
>>32260426I fear nothing.
I just want to brag that my moid made me coom 3 times yesterday
Would you guys care if your So talks about your sex life with their friends?
>>32260431It's probably fluid not lard. Looks like ascites.
>>32260426Yeah. In fear of you tazing me with the glock instead of the tazer.
>>32260400Find an 18 year old.Most 18 year old men are virgins.
>>32260432Say to him "hey autistic retard, stop bugging and talking to me"
>>32260440Yes. Don't do that.
>>32260442So you could just confidently impale his gut with a metal straw and it'd drain out?
>>32260440I kinda like it if she talks about it with her girlfriends and brags about me
Why do women love this shit so much?It's fucking boring and overrated
>>32260440Not as long as they only mention good and normal things. Past that it depends on the specifics.
>>32260440As long as it's not negative.
Keys to being a good gf in a long-term relationship aside from regular sex and listening/not being argumentative?
>>32260240nag but i would hold it for a moment, like meet her at least once or twice before you drop the bomb. definitely don't come screaming it at her.Like, we all have problems and this is yours but just don't make it a center of your personality. show you have other, cool stuff going on in your life and autism is just the color of it
>>32260454Yeah pretty much
>>32260457I've never watched it
>>32260457P sure the author of this bullshit said she regretted living a life of being a whore and never settling
>>32260413Easy access to cosmetic surgery through their healthcare system. If you ever look at the nudes from the Carnival samba girls though it’s the ugly 80s style bolt ons and lifts. I’m guessing her pants are doing a lot of heavy lifting here.
>>32260462>>32260459>>32260458What if there some “negative stuff” but it’s framed in a comedic and accepting way?
>>32260460That pretty much covers it. Random shows of affection won't hurt either.
>>32260464Yeah, I know, you only watch anime and porn
MenWhat behaviors make you worried about a girl?
>>32260460Be communicative, both of you should be communicating to eachother your feelings, if you feel like you're not saying what you want to then the relationship's days are numbered.
>>32260475That's for me to know.I don't need her being anything but herself.
>>32260471Then it depends on the specific thing they're saying and whether I'm sensitive about it or not.
>>32260471Asshole behavior
>>32260246i like this postgodspeed to you too, hope you wake up either 100% dead or 100% healthy
>>32260346The only problem is that you're not wearing a thong to hide the panty lines.
>>32260475self harmhaving a night out when she isn't street smart
>>32260475>before datingHeavy drug usage and partyingConstantly flirting with random menLack of open mindedness, disrespectful, negative After dating>lazy (doesn’t do any house chores, cooking , etc)>very moody>lack of financial competence
>>32260475Asking 4chan about what kinds of behaviors she should hide from me
>>32260259what mountain was it?
>>32260475Clingyness.
>>32260480What if they said “he/she isn’t good in my favorite position but we’re working on it hahaha, we’ve been doing it as much as possible”
>>32260259You can just meet girls randomly in the mountains?
>>32260475Going silent and disappearing.
>>32260474No I'm a girl I just watch Bobs Burgers
>>32260457Samantha James is the best because they are all whores but she is the only one that admits it and she's based for that
>>32260491>>32260494WHICH IS IT?
>>32260492Yeah sure I wouldn't personally care about that. I can see some dudes potentially caring though and it would be on you if you shared that and embarrassed him without talking to him about it first.
>>32260485>having a night out when she isn't street smartNta. Makes sense this kills my attraction for a guy too. I don't want him overly cautious but being an oblivious dumbass puts me at risk so I don't tolerate it.
>>32260259I never understand how normalfags can just get socials/numbers from random people like that. I've never felt confident enough to do that in my life
>>32260500There is a thing called the middle.You don't have to be either extreme.
>>32260503How many times have you gone hiking in the mountains and approached a random woman you found up there?
>>32260489San Jacinto
>>32260498It’s so weird that that’s a thing. If someone doesn’t want to date me because I’m a whore, I’m not gonna care or be mad. You should be proud about who you are and your life choices. Same way that when I tell people that I hate playing video games and I’m a vegan, some may get pissed, but I don’t care.
>>32260492Why say that when you could just, not.How would you like it if I told all my friends every time you had diarrhea?
>>32260315mtwo nights ago i had that very long dream where i was being led by a chain of vague clues through some rural and industrial environments. At the end of it all i discovered a factory that can produce one human at a time
chime ingf went to the market, said a veg was immensely overpriced, and was complaining about it to me, and then I went "so you didn't buy it, right?" and she was like "what do you mean? I bought it of course"Who was in the wrong here
>>32260346I wouldnt like it at all and take it as a sign that she doesnt respect me.
>>32260506Less than 1
>>32260509You are going to hate your life eventually.
>>32260503>>32260506I didn't approach her, she approached me
>>32260516That might be your problem then
>>32260498>only one that admits itThe only one who's truly in denial about it is Charlotte tbf
I am not scared of marrying a man but I am scared of those stories where the wife gets sick 20 years later and he cheats on her or doesn't help take care of herHow do you even screen for that?
>>32260509>. You should be proud about who you are and your life choices.No you shouldn't, not if you make bad life choices. This is dumb 1990s hollywood messaging that makes no sense.
>>32260318mbad idea cause it's super exciting and nice to take somebody's cherry and she will definitely enjoy it if you tell her
>>32260521It's very easy to tell
I am very horny for my friend.
>>32260521Fake getting the flu or something. See how he treats you.
>>32259670
>>32260514Neither?If I have to have something for a recipe I'm getting it regardless but I'm going to complain about the price if it sucks.
>>32260521My dad's currently in the ICU while my mom who recently divorced him is traveling around the country.If you find out let me know and I'll pass it on to him.
what if i only have non coherent nonesense dreams?
>>32260509Oh it's my favorite green hair chick
>>32260475>Excessive drinking>Wearing thick rimmed glasses and bangs>Self harm>Drug use>Dying her hair unnatural colors>Septum piercing>Experimenting with girls after a history of sex abuse>Investing in Black Rock>Driving in winter or without basic proper maintenance
>>32260530Why did she divorce himWhen did he get sick
>>32260521You need to delete tiktok immediately. Its poison for womens dog brains.
>>32260346i kiss her good fun and go back to doing my stuff hoping she has a blast. She's my woman, i trust her, i know she wants me, otherwise she would be fucking stupid to keep staying with me
>>32260528Now, this is trashy
>>32260533It's actually not but I agree with her.I'm not vegan, for your records.
>>32260529she's not going for a specific recipe.when I asked why she bought it, she said cause the guy said he already weighted it, so now she has to buy it.
>>32260400creep nearby a highschool for a few days
>>32260537>Why did she divorce himHe was getting old and she felt too burdened by him>When did he get sickAfter that
>>32260540Yeah, basically standard issue for hoes. I love it
>>32260536>>Wearing thick rimmed glasses and bangs:/
>>32259670picrel
>>32260545I'd prefer to do it legally
>>32260521The answer is, you don’t. Marriage is irrational, and I suggest you don’t try for it.The reality is you need a whole lot of personality chemistry, emotions on maturity, being proactive, etc.
>>32260521Are you retarded? You females are the ones who trap men into marriage and then turn their lives into hell and divorcerape them after breaking them down.
>>32260543Oh so she's stupid
>>32260547So I just need to buy cheap trashy shit?
>>32260509>I hate playing video gamesI wouldn't be pissed, I would just be sad at potentially missing out on a fun activity to share together. Oh well.
>>32260460you mostly nailed it. I would add caring and thinking of wellbeing of your partner, maybe seeking some mutual development once in a while
>>32260541I sensed you were here and that sounds like something you'd say so I just assumedsorry>I'm not veganI'm genuinely surprisedUpdate on hair? New color, new cut?
>>32260400I guess you could say that's what you're looking for on a dating app, but you'd probably get more liars than genuine virgins and there's no way to confirm.
Would you guys (or have you guys) ever dated your exact opposite? Like a virgin loner gymfag dating a partygirl promiscuous Netflixbinger. How did it work out?
>>32260560If you want me, yeah
>>32260560To attract that one anon who's into trashy whores, sure
>>32260521I'm not that scared of that but I'm scared of him dying before me (which happens in most cases) and leaving me old, alone, widowed and depressed
How do I get over my average height and average dick size?
>>32260486This anon fucks and has kids
>>32260560nta but yes. A bra is not really something that's going to be seen on you for a very long time.
MenDo you go to strip clubs?
>>32260578I don't even go to parties.
>>32260573To give yourself a new perspective, start a dating profile that's identical to you, but 1 inch shorter.
>>32259050Can any gym rights ITT give me some advice about how to increase my vO2 Max? My watch is telling me except 41, which is apparently shit. Which is pretty bad I guess because my main exercise is a shit ton of cardio (I run for a minimum of an hour damn near everyday). I don't feel winded or super tired after any runs. The only thing that really holds me back is muscle fatigue in my legs so I don't FEEL out of breath but I would still like to improve it
M. What’s the fastest youve went from being very interested in a girl to no longer being interested? And why?
>>32260578I tried it once, didn't like it. The woman all looked dead inside.
>work with zoomer girl >like talking to her because she laughs really loud at all my dumb jokes, thinks Im hilarious>sometimes meet eyes and she gives me a big goofy smile>notice shes been invading my personal space a lot, almost leans up against me >she likes to jokingly fuss me a lot all the time for minor and arbitrary stuff, she always smiles after it bc she thinks its funny>asked me to cook for her. Thought this was a joke, but when I didnt show up with food for her the next day she seemed disappointed and made it known she really wants my cooking Am I reading too much into it, or is she flirting with me?
>>32260582She made a sex joke.
>>32260580I honestly don't understand how this will help me.
>>32260578I never have and I don't intend to.It was really weird reading Self Made Man and seeing the female author think that strip clubs are an integral part of the male life experience.
>>32260564I mean you're not wrongIt's the same style but longer, bout collarbone length at the longest. Needs to be redyed though my "roots" are past my eyebrows. How ya been?
>>32260578Never understood the point of paying shitloads to watch sad half-naked women in a room full of other guys and maybe be allowed to pay even more to have them take me to a private room and maybe touch my dick a little if I say all the right things to convince then I'm not a cop and tip all the right people enough.
>>32260514how can you possibly consider this situation in terms of being right or wrong? it just doesn't apply
>>32260587Seeing how much worse it could be will help you understand that what you have is not so bad after all.
>>32260581Not a gym fag. But for leg tiredness with running. I work out at legs at least 2 times a week, run 2-3 days and I try to jump rope at least once a week. Honestly just running more has removed leg weakness for me but leg day definitely helps. Bulgarian split squats and Nordic curls are king
>>32260582I didn't like the way her nose looked when she was eating. Her nose wrinkled in a weird way.
>>32260521>I am not scared of marrying a man but I am scared of those stories where the wife gets sick 20 years later and he cheats on her or doesn't help take care of herthe ones that are fake?genuinely touch grass.
>>32260594ah I see. I have a gf though so no dating app profile, also I don't get matches at all when I use them already lolthanks anyway
>>32260576no sense of eroticism, lame
>>32260599oh, in that case, you should whine about it to your gf
>>32260598>the ones that are fake?Wishful thinking.
I genuinely am shocked most relationships don’t happen in the work place. Maybe I’ve just been lucky but it’s been extremely easy to hit it off with co workers compared to meeting people outside.People say>don’t shit where you eatBut that seems like one of those things that most people say but don’t live up to
>>32260578No. There's only scenario that would make me interested in going to one, and that would be to take a woman to get a lapdance from another woman.
>>32260514A veg being overpriced means the loss of what, $1? Why would you care about this?
>>32260553don't think it's illegal per say.just figure out where can you meet a young guy like that. Maybe a mixed sauna? or try a bar, there is always some places where adolescents go
>>32260582My fiancee's voice cracked once and I blocked her immediately
>>32260607It all adds up! If you lose $1 every week then that's over $50 in a year! Madness!
>>32260607it went from $2.7 equivalent to like $6
>>32260582She told me she enjoyed cucking her ex.
>>32260578I have gone to them before, both alone and with a group of guys. With a group its fun in a "this is ridiculous" sort of way, but when I went alone I felt pathetic and regret going.
>>32260602hmmm maybe
>>32260578I want to visit a strip club with a lesbian, I feel like it'd be such a mood for some reason.
>>32260614Oh fucking no
>>32260603Go on, post the study so I can humiliate you
>>32260582We met in person and hit it off, she told me to add her, when I did, her profile suggested she was a progressive liberal, which means we are incompatible.
State genderDo you have a favorite Castlevania character?
>>32260626MJonathan Morris.
>>32260566>virgin loner gymfag dating a partygirl promiscuous Netflixbingerthose are not opposites by any meaningful measure.i'm quite introverted nd i dated an extreme extrovert. it was a hassle, we couldn't do anything together. We still had some stuff in common and that's what got us going for some time
>>32260626They have names?
>>32260588MI wish I could have known the author, she seemed great
>>32260626I like Nancy.
>>32260598My sister in laws dad divorced her mom because she got breast cancer
Where tf do you guys work that there are cute guys your age there? I am almost always working with middle aged women
>>32260633my friend's girlfriend left him because he cried once
>>32259670Beige 3 for $10 from Ross
>>32260637Shitty temp jobs that you would not want to work at.
>>32260566I'm an introverted shut-in nerd who was bullied in school and now spend my time smoking weed and being lazy.She was an extroverted popular girl who bullied kids in school and became a gym-going career-focused go getter.I wish I could say it went well but those few months of dating were pretty terrible.
>>32260637a factory
>>32260578I have, but don't plan on going again.
>>32260604Statistically work is a great place to find a gf your age and particularly in this age of quiet quitting where people have realised you don't owe your boss shit, why not have relationships at work?
>>32260641>that you would not want to work at.Shut up you don't know what I want. How can you people complain about office jobs
>>32260578Nope, I've never been but I would be open to paying a friend who I know is not being sex trafficked to strip/ lap dance. I've heard that the strip clubs take away hours from strippers unless they prostitute themselves for the benefit of the person who runs the club. That is the main reason I'll never go.I just think that those places
>>32260638My friend's ex boyfriend quit his job so he would have to pay less child support.
>>32260651Damn, they didn't see that coming?
>>32260638Not the same thing, don't you agree?
>>32260582She asked if I was open to a poly relationship.
>>32260649Nta but office jobs seem like they would drain my will to live in mere weeks I could never
>>32260651based
>>32260651logical because child support payments are a racket designed to squeeze as much out of the guy as possible
>>32260651Oh, my God...
>>32260651Smart
>>32260655How do you miss the point this hard
>>32260648The problem is that if you start going out with someone and it doesnt work out, you cant just move on easily like a normal relationship, but have to see that person all the time now. This could be either awkward or heartbreaking if one or both developed serious feelings.
>>32260626MCharlotte>>32260627Ayyyyyy
>>32260637Nag but I also work in a factory. Lots of younger people.
How do I get boomer forearms
>>32260651ok but then how is he getting money at all?
>>32260675Do boomer jobs.
>>32260669This isn't exclusive to work, this applies to friend groups too, which again, people date in successfully
>>32260646>>32260674What kind of factories do you work in?
>>32260675A life of hard labor and specific genetics
>>32260676Deadbeats are only able to be deadbeats because women are obsessed with them, he probably got another women to support him
>>32260672Ayyyy based.
>>32260668Are you calling me a liar?
>>32260675You can't if you aren't a boomer, you are either raised that way or aren't.
>>32260685I'm calling you stupid now
>>32260646>>32260674I thought factories made human workers obsolete wtf are you guys making>>32260658Any job drains my will to live. Might as well be in a climate controlled building with cute boys
>>32260676I'm not sure. A job that's not paying as much, I guess. He still pays some child support, I mean.
>>32260680textile. doesn't really matter, any factory is somewhat shifted toward male workers. we are about 50/50 because the job needs no muscle
I would never be ungrateful if I had a gf who loved cooking
WAAAAAAALT
>>32260696my gf cooks for me because I cook better than her
>>32260549>So a little about me>My name is Quinn>>32260546>Barista at Jazzy Cafe>Social services major at Insert Community College>I love watching New Girl and American Horror Story>Black cat mom to a girl named Luna and I have a tattoo of her holding a kitchen knife in her teeth. If I like you I might show you where ;)>Body positive but starting my weight loss journey soon>I AM A SURVIVOR>Actually it’s pronounced Kah-muhl-uh and if you aren’t voting for her swipe left>Mental health awareness>Love is love>Lets see if you’re worth my timeEvery dude has seen a hundred girls like this and as easy as it is to chalk all of it up to BPD or autism I’ve watched girls slowly edge into this realm of poor mental health and it’s pretty fucking sad. They’re usually genetic lottery losers that pull a bad lot in life a lot of the time and take on a persona they mistakenly believe makes them unique but the reality is they’re just lonely and chasing a clique of toxicity that encourages self destructive behavior. They cannot build relationships with the opposite sex, they often abuse perscription drugs, they are uncompromising in their hatred for any kind of authority figure while striving to become one, and they’re forever unhappy with their situation in life even after they run out of people to blame because they were never able to grasp social skills or take accountability for improving themselves due to hyperfixation on trauma. It’s fucking sad and we should worry about them.
>>32260691>Might as well be in a climate controlled building To each their own. That's part of the part I hate.
>>32260702Where do you work that is better than that
>>32260708A coal mine
>>32260680I prefer not to say what industry but we deal with ultra high precision manufacturing.
>>32260701Weak concern trolling.
>>32260629Yeah
>>32260708I'm not saying I have a job I like I'm saying office jobs sound like a unique hell to me. How does your ass not hurt all the time from sitting so much?
>>32260711Aerospace?
>>32260716You're not chained to the chair. You can stand up if you want.
>>32260713I forgot about Juste, very based as well.
>>32260701Men make it seem like the bar is low and that I have a chance but everytime I go on apps and check the girls who men are swiping through, they are all doctors and lawyers and therapists and shit and they are all gorgeous and go to the gym 20 hours a week
I wonder what it's like to have a woman be attracted to you
>>32260578No, I'm not a 40 year old divorced man
>>32260566I hooked up with a black girl I was in the army with a few times. We had absolutely nothing in common in terms of shared interests or life experience but she was alright looking and we just kind of brought out chill vibes in each other when we hung out. A bunch of us went to her mom’s place for a BBQ in VA though and her whole family pretty much snubbed the white folks. We’d occasionally hang out after that but there was some weird unspoken thing afterwards where we were never as comfortable around each other.
>>32260691this one>>32260695>I thought factories made human workers obsoletebud, my machines were made in the 80's. converting the place to minimise workforce would require basically replacing every machine with something premium plus. some business that brings absurd revenue could do that, we keep going on scraps. We have one new machine and it's the only one that breaks for no fucking reason at all and produces lots of problems that are completely unnecessary.
>>32260721Have you had a bf before.
>>32260691>I thought factories made human workers obsolete wtf are you guys makingThis is a common misconception. Not everything lends itself well to automated assembly. Lots of human labor factory jobs out there, they're just in niche industries.
>>32260721>everytime I go on apps and check the girls who men are swiping through, they are all doctors and lawyers and therapists and shit and they are all gorgeous and go to the gym 20 hours a weekThe fuck? I wouldn't swipe on those because I'd assume they're fake
>>32260719Do you have a standing desk?
>>32260716Anon, you know where you are, right?
>>32260691Do libtards actually think like this?
>>32260721>implying we want doctors, therapists and lawyers>implying women's high incomes or high powered careers benefit us in any way>implying any of that money gets spent on us>implying those women want to date a guy who makes less than themThis is incredibly basic stuff but you fail to even think about it. What happened to women's high empathy?
>>32260734I work from home these days, so I have whatever desk I want. I didn't when I worked in an office, but I'd still stand up and walk around all the time. Office chairs are usually pretty comfortable anyway, I just get antsy.
>>32260721Nice so every time my sister told me to make a dating profile because the bar was low and I would stand out were a lie I knew it
>>32260591>It's the same style but longer, bout collarbone length at the longest.It's a Mohawk still right?Does it just go down to the left or right? Or do you have it split apart now?>"roots" are past my eyebrowsIt's a style at that point>How ya been?I got very good new a few minutes ago so very good, how are you?
>>32260735All the more reason to ask the questionI'm serious how do people sit through a movie without their ass hurting?
I fucking hate women.
>>32260718Nope.
>>32260721This is horseshit. How did you even "check" this?
oh, those are baitI almost believed them, lol.
>>32260582MShe called me bro
>>32260747F I have... cushioning on my ass?
>>32260755big booty girls...
>>32260721the ones with very high education are often the ones with absurdly high demands. there's a good reason why they are still on the app. nobody can fucking stand them. I dated a woman like that, you simply couldn't argue with her, she knew everything best.and then, depending on the app's algorithms, it's possible to likely that she won't be shown his profile anyway and they will never have a chance to meet anyway.lower your own standards and you will drown in men
>>32260730No>>32260732Sure>>32260739I cannot imagine you would want a broke ugly girl either>>32260743It literally made me want to die. I spent hours setting up a profile and then got curious to see who I was "up against" so to speak and I got mogged to high heaven. I just deleted it after I got ghosted 3 times
>>32259957>>32260404Then you pick your own bra outI won't have any complaintsIf you're asking me about bra preferences, are you really just a lesbian who wants to date another woman?
>>32260757>you simply couldn't argue with her, she knew everything bestUneducated retarded girls are also like that
>>32260758>NoHow, are you trolling?
>>32260591Are you the one that fucked dogs?
>>32260578Went to a few when I was young. I find them repulsive now. Seen some gross shit there.>>32260582Girl agreed to meet me at a restaurant and was immediately rude to the waitress and embarrassed the fuck out of me in my favorite restaurant.>>32260712Alt girl femcel epidemic need be dealt with as severely as the incel one>>32260721They promote the best ones first. If you’re on there a while you eventually start getting served the bottom of the barrel.
>>32260758>I cannot imagine you would want a broke ugly girl eitherWomen being broke does not matter.
>>32259670the classic, black cotton bra.For the panty (risque):Purple Butterfly one.
>>32260751I just changed my settings I've also looked while men swiped on their own accounts>>32260757I don't like the algorithm
>>32260758>I cannot imagine you would want a broke ugly girl eitherBroke is perfectly fine. Ugly is not.
>>32260744Yah, I usually put it to my right. Yay I like good news!I'm kind of in a weird spot right now, taking care of a family member. I'm getting paid for it though so that's cool.
>>32260651My dad literally refused to have a job with a paycheck/on the books until the day I turned 18Sucks for him since the state then took the money from his bank account once he had enough and sent it to me lmaoNice couple grand
>>32260758>got ghosted 3 timesok, first things first:are you fat?
>>32260764>Seen some gross shit thereLike?
Ladies, would you date a fat and balding guy?
>>32260777Honestly no
>>32260761No. I'm just a loser bro it's not that hard to comprehend >>32260764>the bottom of the barrel.Sheesh>>32260765Yes it does
>>32260779
>>32260781>Yes it doesNo, it really doesn't
>>32260771<3 Sometimes, government is good
>>32260777On one hand, you can fix the fat.On the other, the balding is... problematic.
>>32260777>would you date a fat and balding guy?Nigga pick a struggle
>>32260781>Yes it doesNot really. I'm going to be the one buying most of her shit anyway.
>>32260755Thwarted by genetics yet again fuck. I need like doctor scholls inserts for my ass.>>32260759I know it's dumb but it's like the favorite color thing I just want you to care because I care.>>32260762wtf no
>>32260787wdym?
>>32260786>you can fix the fatIt's much harder to fix the mindset that led to the fat in the first place.
>>32260768Of course>>32260772No not even a little>>32260784How? If 90% of these guys want to go 50/50. Which isn't a problem for me at all but it implies that they want her to have some money
>>32260584please respond
>>32260781>Yes it doesAt least try to imagine dating life from the male perspective. No, it doesn't.
genderhonest thoughts?
>>32260796She love you
>>32260798M, MoodI clean up before I get to that stage, but I've been close to it before.
>>32260770>Yah, I usually put it to my right.Does the wind every make it fly around or does it stay put?Thank you!>taking care of a family memberyeah I'm doing that too actuallyAre they nice or a pain to deal with?
>>32260777Fat, no. Balding is totally fine when a man gets to a certain age.
>>32260795>How? If 90% of these guys want to go 50/50The only reason I would want to split date costs at first would be to make sure the girl isn't a gold digger who's just using me for a free meal like 3/4ths of the Tinder matches I've ever gotten. Once I'm confident she's not, I'll buy her whatever.
>>32260803He's in his 20s. :^)
>>32260798MI am a 4/5 level clean freak, so this would be "traumatic".If I was your friend, I would help you out for free. And you not be able to say no.
Women how would you react if you were on a date with a guy and a stranger started talking shit to you and your date 1 shot him and ran away?
>>32260798MI consider this proof of a debilitating mental disorder
>>32260805Oh... that's unfortunate. Do you have anything to compensate for that?
>>32260813Nope, lol.I'm just messing, I'm content with dying alone.
>>32260813This is code for "are you rich" isn't it
>>32260798F I have OCD and that picture is making me break out.
>>32260795>How? If 90% of these guys want to go 50/50It's weird that so many american women especially have a problem with this.50/50 is basic common sense IF YOU ALSO WORK A JOB AND HAVE MONEY. We are not stupid and we are not going to let you use us for money. If you are successful and earn money there is zero excuse for you NOT to go 50/50. This doesn't change the fact we are in no way hardwired to VALUE your salary in terms of dating prospects.
>>32260795>No not even a littlein this case you are guaranteed to score a decent guy if you invest enough patience. consider trying a different app if the one you used was particularly incompatible with you. they all have different profiles. For example, Boo will directly show you the profiles that liked you, saving a lot of effort and missingjust stop imagining it's a trip to the supermarket where you can just grab the bf and go. think of it as a rare pokemon hunting trip
>>32260785><3Do you know me?There is a anon who does this when they see me but I didn't think my post was that identifiable
>>32260816You gotta attractive for people to find you attractive.
>>32260816Anon... I mean a big dick...
Woman, if you have a boyfriend and another guy invited you to hang out alone just the two of you, do you accept?
>>32260823>You gotta attractiveYou gotta *be attractive for people to find you attractive.
>>32260789Is there any way I can say the sluttiest option then and you not get mad at me?
>>32260808based, I get the same reaction when I see images like this too where hoards of stuff can be freely shoveled into a trash bag.
>>32260818
>>32260798moh my fucking god, why don't you just take it out of your room/10
>>32260798FThat's too much food trash for me but the overall state of things is like my room.>>32260802It goes crazy unless I've gelled it lol. But I was like a soft emo kids in high school a I'm used to only being able to see out of one eyeHe's a breeze he's literally my favorite person. His wife? Not so much.
>>32260826Yes. AND I'll fuck him behind my boyfriend's back
>>32260798FDisgusting
>>32260826If he's my childhood friend, yes.
>>32260822>I didn't think my post was that identifiableNTA but it is now.
>>32260838Foid hands
>>32260810Ngl this might be effective on me if it's believable
>>32260831The "surface" stuff is 90% manageable from the get-go.It's the underneath... and "others" that would make be want to second-guess myself, lmao.
>>32260798mim a literal shut in neet and i manage to keep my space clear dailyhow does this happen
>>32260838Cheating is terrible and I hope you're a larp>>32260841Someone you meet recently / don't know very well
>>32260848>if it's believableHow good of an actor do you think a dude charging $50 to get beat up on craigslist could possibly be
>>32260798MDisgusting, Intel user
>>32260830I can work with that actually. It's an honest opinion.
Women, thoughts on roaches crawling on your bf's shirt in his house?
>>32260852>I hope you're a larpOf course I am. Christ.
>>32260850Legit probably has mental issues.
>>32260851>open up higher education to women>they spend the whole time doing this
>>32260853I think my boyfriend's acting skills would be the ones under more scrutiny I'd just think the other dude is on drugs.
>>32260852Oh. Then, no. Not one on one.
>>32260863Men do the same. You’re missing the point. It’s that she didn’t tell him.
>>32260868Fuck I don't know what to think about this situation, long story short yesterday I spent the whole night alone with this girl we were chilling walking just the two of us on the beach and talking about lots of stuff we had a great time I didn't make any advance of her but we were so close we were bumping shoulders all the time and we did not mind it, today she said to me she has a bf idk what to make about it
>>32260869>Men do the sameI didn't ;_;
>>32260869Chad and Brad and Tyrone get into college through football scholarships and walk into some job based on networking and nepotism. Melvin and timmy who actually study and don't get all the pussy and drugs don't.Opening up higher education to the masses was a mistake of course.
>>32260874>Chad and Brad and Tyrone get into college through football scholarships and walk into some job based on networking and nepotism. Melvin and timmy who actually study and don't get all the pussy and drugs don't.Incel babble.>Opening up higher education to the masses was a mistake of course.Actually true and I agree.
Women really hate fat and balding men, huh?is it really over if you're not physically attractive?
>>32260851It's funny how women backstab each other like thispicrel
>>32260874Sports stars have been getting preferential treatment in colleges since colleges have existed
>>32260872I need context here. How do you two know each other?
>>32260826Depends on circumstances.Have I previously slept with this person? Can't goDo I think they're romantically interested in me?Can't go If I'm reasonably sure it's platonic and we have a task/goal to complete we're not just hanging out for the hell of itSure
>>32260878>6 college girls posing with a pint of vodkalol
>>32260851>makes the same mistakes as 'everyone else' at the same time of her life>only regrets it at the same time anyone else would (well after you cant do it any longer)am I really meant to believe anything is being learnt here when you make the same mistakes as everyone else and only realize it's wrong years after the fact?
>>32260877You're at a disadvantage. It's like how women with huge boobs don't need to work on their personality as much.
>>32260821I never played pokemon so idk what that means
>>32260877I don't hate fat men. I just don't want to be within 6 feet of any.
>>32260878
>>32260855Good wear these burlesque pasties and this thong with the g-string attached by a butt plug
>>32260885HEY!
>>32260889Literally none of them are throwing up gang signs
>>32260892
>>32260890Forgot pic
>>32260890Pasties don't look good on anybody but I'd try the thong.
>>32260885Damn, this shit sucks ass. :^l
>>32260880We work on the same emprise she's kinda new been there for just a few weeks were on different sectors but we see each other rather frequently on work>>32260882Full story here >>32260872 I just asked her to hang out after work we didn't know each other very well just had small chats and I was interested in her romantically
>>32260887then replace 'pokemon' with 'animal', it's the same
>>32260897>Pasties don't look good on anybodyWrong
>>32260892You know it's true
>>32260897Then a band-aid
>>32260879and back then something was expected of them beyond being an overly specialized egg throwing biological machine
>>32260907No there wasn't
>>32260896those pasties suck
How can I stop thinking about her?it's been 4 years,
both gendersI'm writing in a name tomorrow for my vote, what should I put?I'm thinking either Hawk Tuah or P'nut the Squirrel
>>32260798FYou're a hoarder>>32260584She probably has a work crush on you and has no intentions on actually dating you. There is a chance she does actually like you, but you should take it very slow because there's a fine line. Nothing more uncomfortable than rushing into a relationship that won't work out and then working with your ex.>>32260521You don't which is why you need to have strong family connections and friends. You can't ever fully rely on your relationship, that doesn't have to be a bad thing its just real. You could have the greatest partner but in 20 years they could be a different person. Obviously you should be vetting someone for years, observing their morals, decision making, integrity, values, and any repetitive issues.>>32260460Having a nurturing personality, having boundaries, strong communication, and picking a good bf.>>3226045740-50 year old horny women who hate their husbands like this show.
>>32260916Why even waste your time waiting in line at the polls?
>>32260916Do it for P’nut
>>32260877You can always get a wig and lose weight
>>32260877Everyone hates fat people
>>32260920>Why even waste your time waiting in line at the polls?I'll be posting here while I'm in lineIt's not wasting time if I'm wasting time with 2 things at oncea negative times a negative is a positive
>>32260925Most men's wigs are kinda bad.
>>32260925Yeah, I could, but that's like a girl with small tits getting a boob job so the guy that likes big tits would tolerate her.That ain't love.
>>32260912I was mostly looking for funny examples
>>32260926R..really?
>>32260929It's more like a girl in a push up.
>>32260932Now this is a good halloween costume
Do you think I could make my gf/wife become a nudist if I shower her with affection whenever she's naked?
>>32260935or make up, but y'know what I mean
>>32260928You have to get high quality ones. It should be easy if you're actuall bald. All you need is hair glue and a full lace wig. Get it long and go to a salon so they can style it in a way you like.
>>32260938I tried that and couldn't get it to work. Best of luck.
>>32260938>if I shower her with affection whenever she's naked?You're so basic. How would that make you stand out from any other man?
>>32260929I dont really have a solution because i wouldnt date a bald person.
Men can go bald in their 20s?
>>32260926Fat men you mean
>>32260938That wouldn't work on me unless it's like 75 degrees at all times
>>32260916the first one would spit on your thang, the other would bite your nuts.how is that even a choice
>>32260943Why is that basic?
>>32260934Yes really
>>32260946I remember in highschool homies would have a fucking bald spot on their scalp lmao
>>32260946Yeah, late 20s isn't a rare age to start going bald but some can go bald in their early to mid 20s. I have a friend who went bald at his 24-25
>>32260947Nope. I meant people
>>32260953Damn.
>>32260946Yeh. Stress and alcoholism can do it.
>>32260929It's more like a fat girl losing weight and putting on some makeup but whatever helps you keep doing nothing to help yourself
>>32260948I'll have a blanket to use when we cuddle
>>32260960and then finding out that the guys that she attracts only wanted her body and didn't care about her at all.
>>32260961That's not really helpful if you want a nudist girlfriend. If I'm wearing a blanket all the time what is even the point of being naked. Am I going to wear it while I do the dishes?
>>32260946Mine started at 18-19 so depending on things it can be even earlier.
>>32260773Story time.>Be in AIT fresh out of basic training>Pulling staff duty in the Hammer Head checking in visitors because my class hasn’t started yet>McJizzy the goofy kid that’s always late to formation walks through the door with an NCO>Sus>Told to escort him into the commanders office>The fuck?>He’s back from suicide watch>He’s not allowed to be alone from now on because he’s been cutting himself>Pvt Blue Eyes you are now his permanent battle buddy move your shit out of your room with your bros and babysit this nerd while we decide if we want to kick him out>Fuck my life>First time meeting a weeb>Ugly, weird, soft, and annoying practicing Japanese to become a voice actor one day>Most blatant virgin imaginable>Kinda funny in a little brother kind of way though and means well>Daddy was a 1st Sgt and made him enlist instead of being NEET>FFWD two weeks and my class get our first weekend pass>Except McJizzy because he’s suicidal>Which means I’m about to be denied my first night out in 4 months>Ask for meeting with Plt Sgt>Look. This kids fucking weird but he’s a good kid. Keeping him in the barracks reading manga ain’t gonna fix what’s broken. I never asked for this. Let me see if him having some fun with the bros will do anything.>Plt Sgt green lights it>He would later tell me he knew exactly what the fuck we were about to do because every class does the same shit
>>32260964Yeah don't bother. With your shit attitude it won't matter if you get fit.
>>32260968Okay.
>>32260967>Buy civilian clothes at the mall>Watch a movie>Get hammered>Every black dude in our class is at the strip club already telling us to come over>Havent seen boobs in months>Go to club>First pair of boobs he’s ever seen>Refuses to stand up because his boner is obvious through his basketball short>Pay for his first lap dance with biggest titted bimbo in there>He scurries off to the bathroom>Theres no door>The fuck>Hes throwing out his whitey tighties>Kek>Comes back to bar>Drunk black dude calls him on it and a bunch of guys laugh at him>He starts crying and wants to go home>Not fucking cool dude>The ugliest stripper in the club (think Howard Stern with tits) finishes her dance and notices>Asks him what’s wrong>Nothing. He’s fine.>She asks if a dance will cheer him up>He says yes>They go off and I shoot some pool and look at boobs>Finish my game>Check on him>Not in the dance lounge>Oh fuck did the piss drunk underage suicidal kid just run away? >Signal team meeting with my bros>Where the fuck is this nerd?
>>32260965Fine I'll keep it at 75
This sucks. I wish I had his apple watch stats I want to know if his heart is beating
There are few posters in this thread who love themselves more than this guy loves himself.
>>32260971>Bartender says he’s in the VIP room(which tells me they have cameras there which is fucked but back to the story)>What?>We literally sit there as a crowd and are more interested in what’s going on back there than the first naked women we’ve seen in months>He comes out with the girl>Hes beat red>We start cheering and toasting for this little dork losing his virginity>The stripper grabs him and sticks her tongue in his mouth>Hes attached to her at the hip for the next hour>We go to leave and see her boyfriend pull up on a moped>She kisses him and waves goodbye to a heart broken McJizzy>Get in taxi>Demand details>She gave him a bareback blowjob and he nutted in her mouth in like fifteen seconds>Then she gave him a a dance to get him hard again which wasn’t enough until she bit his neck hard enough to leave a mark then they had sex and he admits to prematurely ejaculating again>Remember her kissing him and her boyfriend on the mouth after this>Get back to barracks>Platoon Sgt comes out to bust our balls a little bit for obvious degeneracy>We go to parade rest>Something falls out of McJizzys pants>Its the used condom>The tard never took it off and it fell off at the worst possible moment>Well fuck we’re done for>Platoon Sgt looks at us with complete contempt>You motherfuckers are going to disinfect this place from head to toe in the morning>Get the fuck out of my Hammer Head>Yes Sarn’tThus the legend of McJizzy was born. Kid never made it but he had a story to tell at least.But yeah. Doubt that was the first dick she sucked that night or the last. Definitely a heroine addict. They had fucking cameras in the VIP room so there’s video evidence of this shit somewhere. There are certainly jizz and drug residue everywhere. It’s just kinda gross.
>>32260978Who?
>>32260872Smells like ho behavior to me. Her boyfriend didn't come up during this whole night's conversation, not even offhandedly?
>>32260967>>32260971>>32260979Jesus Christ I am not reading this
can men still get it up at 60 without viagra?
>>32260988Just go ask him.
>>32260979good shit, thanks for the laughs
>>32260983Then why bother replying faggot?
MenYou see a mother put Lunchables into her shopping cart, no whole foods, do you judge her for feeding those to her children.
>>32260990I have no one to ask but atoga
>>32260988No
>>32261000Your boyfriend???
>>32260997none of my business.
>>32260983The storytelling was acceptable but the ending was a little bit of a letdown. I suppose that's to add realism. Wouldn't be believable if the stripper was too hot or he killed himself.
>>32261002don't have one now answer the question
I voted for KamalaI’m a masculine man unitonically
>>32260997i don't carebut seeing fully grown americans being picking eaters no joke makes me want to skin them alive.
>>32260997No
>>32260964Would you rather date:Someone healthy and have a clean diet. Someone who will live longer and teach your future children healthy habits. Someone who can practice restraint and doesn't constantly indulge just for a dopamine rush. Who has more energy to go do more activities and is confident in their body. OrSomeone who has poor hygiene from obesity, is a burden to the medical industry, and cannot function as well as a healthy person. Someone who is so obese that they have no distinctive features making it difficult to find them attractive. Someone who does not care about their life and is willing to throw it away just so they can constantly indulge. A money burden. Someone who is the physical manifestation of greed and sloth.
>>32260997Yes, harshly
>>32260996Absolutely insane, unbelievable, ludicrous, totally unbelievable /pol/ conspiracy theories + time = truth.
>>32261006I'm not 60 yet, I'll let you know in like 50 something years, stay tuned
>>32261007Want a prize?
>>32261010>Someone who is the physical manifestation of greedYou mean gluttony?
>>32260997I'd only judge if she got those gay lunchy things from Mr. Beast
>>32261014MODS
>>32261014you're 10??
>>32261020...out of 10!
Why do I hate fat women so much guys?
>>32261019>>32261020I meant 40, or 30I don't know why she said 60, for some reason I keep thinking she said 80
>>32261022Because you're human
>>32261022Because they remind you of yourself?
>>32261022I dunno.I'm friends with fat ladies, they don't bother me, like at all, plus I'm fat too, so who cares.
>>32261025I’m not fat though. Never have been
>>32261028You have a fatso personality.
>>32261022because they are not even attractive but they still won't date you, which lowers your selfesteem
>>32261005Eh. It translates better if you’ve ever been in the military. Like we could have been kicked out for that shit right then and there because we were drinking under 21. That was fucking scary because I could not imagine ever looking my dad in the eye again if that had happened and they make such a huge deal of ostracizing “shitbags” that when you get that label you’re friends just disappear.
How bad of an impression does acne/scabs on the face make during a job interview
>>32261017Both. I think fat people are greedy. They get possesive over food and are willing to sacrifice others for their indulgence. Disgusting. Fat people are synonymous to gluttony.
>>32261026>plus I'm fat tooThere it is
>>32261032I don't know about impression, but being more attractive definitely helps.Learn make up, even if you're a guy, like it actually fucking works.
What's your opinion on people that do onlyfans or fansly etc?
>>32261032It's a bonus if you're supposed to have technical skills.
>>32261012Nukes don’t exist. Japan was firebombed.
>>32261034Huh?
>>32261030I’ve never asked out a fat woman before tho. I just see them as inferior to me
>>32261041They are
>>32261036MaleWeak and pathetic>t. former OF user
>>32261032yuo can't fix what you can't fix and people understand it. also, it's probably not part of the job to look pretty. But they will definitely scan your general looks to evaluate how good care you can take of yourself, because it indicates general competence, awareness, amount of fucks you give and so on. So do something about it that will clearly show you tried and cared
Anons my older brother passed away last year and I don't feel anything towards it, neither now or later. For some reason my brain doesn't process death as a legitimate or serious situation, and I don't know why. Am I terrible person for thinking this?
Is military a good place to have a hoe phase?
>>32261058Were you close to your brother?
>>32261059Yes
>>32261059Only if you're not straight
>>32261059You're going to have a hoe phase in the military whether you want to or not
>>32261061No. We were pretty much strangers. I'm 23m now but he passed away when he was 23. But the point I'm trying to get at is why my brain processes death as a none-serious thing. As if it has no weight.
>>32261068If he was pretty much a stranger to you then it's not weird for you to not really care about his death, and not an indication that your brain processes death weird. What the fuck kind of concern is this?
Recently I became my dads favorite daughter but my mom says it's only because I remind him of Her and now I feel weird
>>32261066What? Why?>>32261062>>32261067But is it worth it? I mean I have dead end job right now but I heard military training is hard
>>32261072Homosex is extremely common in the military
>>32260346Horny
>>32261072>is it worth it?To go into the military? If you have no life prospects and no other options, sure.
>>32261074>homosex in the militaryI thought it's a moid thing.
>>32260346I wouldn't date a girl who would go out to a barIf this was my gf we'd break up
>>32261078Plenty of dykes in the military tooAlthough to be fair, I'm pretty sure women in the military pretty much fuck anything with a pulse.
>>32261071Idk maybe he just likes me because I'm nice to him and don't steal his money to spend on drugs. Just a thought, mom. The real question is why she hates Me so much
>>32261071How many other daughters does he have
>>32261071Weird family.
>>32261058why, death isn't all that bad.it's actually a god and rare trait to not give a fuck about it
>>322610912
>>32260143Hyuck!I'm not physically disabled! I'm not even mentally disabled. I'm mentally ill and disturbed.>>32260147>How was it?Challenging at times but the compatibility made it extremely worth it, at least before she started withdrawing from me. And rising to the challenges made a better and stronger man. So, you know, that was cool.
>>32261071um, is Her his one true love he never could get so he settled for your mom?
>>32261067Truth. For women you benefit from ratios. The army is 85% male so a civilian 5 is a barracks 9. They basically take their pick. For men it’s hard to find a girl that will stick around that isn’t trash when you’re constantly disappearing for weeks and months on end and very few marriages survive a two year separation if you get unaccompanied orders for a place like Korea or an inevitable deployment. Honestly most of the ones I did see survive those long separations were couples that knowingly fucked around on each other or the spouse was 100% dependent on the military member for survival. It’s just easier to be single honestly. I was also in when Tinder first became a thing and I had a good duty station for partying.
>>32261092I have to get out of here
>>32261096>I'm not even mentally disabledDisagree
>>32260059Chicken Bacon ranch pasta bake. Kinda meh.
>>32261076What are the chances they will send me to some third world desert shithole?
>>32261075Is this a cuckold/hotwife thing?
>>32261099No Her is my mom
>>32260439Noice. Congratulations on your orgasms.
>>32261104Low but not zero
>>32260475>What behaviors make you worried about a girl?I literally don't "worry". I'd need to know if you mean concerned for her or concerned about her possible actions.
I want to stomp on a woman's head until it cracks open like an egg and her brains spill out. Is anyone else like this?
>>32261111>>32261100Shit, I guess I'll do it. Won't be a big loss for anybody if I die and at least I will have fun with moids before
>>32260997A garbage, poisonous food supply is a systemic problem. The average person shouldn't actually have to think too hard about what they eat, lobbies and interest groups should stop dumping garbage into our food to cut costs.
>>32261120Kill yourself
>>32261123Note, military men are picky, they only like hotties and men.
>>32261072Yeah it is but I had fun. Basic is jail level living conditions with a bunch of people crammed into bunk beds, you get no days off until you graduate, and you’re going to be exercised all day because a solid portion of your class won’t pass a PT test until the final. They fuck with your sleep in ways that I’ve never really fully recovered from. At Victory Forge we had 3 portashitters for 300 people. It was literally stacked up out of the bowl so you default to trying to sneak of to shit in a hole or piss in a canteen because nobody is waking up at night to go to the bathroom with you (you are never allowed to go anywhere alone) and they have mandatory hydration formations where they make you chug water right before lights out. Other than that it’s basically summer camp and class room lectures and fighting with the hood rats and white trash that haven’t been dropped yet. You meet crazy motherfuckers in the army. Once you get to your duty station though it’s way more chill. Still super fucking annoying at times but the mind fuck games usually stop and it’s a lot like college. Just work all day and at night everyone gathers at the smoke deck to get hammered and talk shit.
Picrel is the most boring and tasteless food I have ever eaten. Why is it considered a dish? Am I doing something wrong?
>>32261126Why would I do that? My life is more valuable than some rapefodder like you
Women do you like pointlessly huge but pretty bows on clothes?
>>32261137Pesto pasta?I dunno, store bought or home made pesto, did you salt everything properly?
>>32261137Add butter
>>32261137Mate, pesto? If your pesto is flavourless, then you're not doing it right. You make it with basil, one of the most flavourful fuckin' aromatic herbs around. Are you adding enough oil? Salt? Garlic? Pine nuts? Parmesan?
>>32261123I advise you to go Air Force if you’re really considering it. Higher standards of living by a fucking mile. One time they overbooked the Air Force detachment so they had to move a bunch of their males into our barracks and they literally got an extra $100 a pay check for substandard living conditions. Also more women, less trashy dudes, and just generally easier life.
>>32261105Nope. I don't feel most forms of jealousy. I just see hot, feel horny. Her going alone to a bar is odd but there's obviously a reason that I would know about. Her looking hot is fine.
>>32261102My professional assessment disagrees with you.
>>32260583Rude, my parents met in strip club>>32261071Also a favorite daughter here but only because other daughters are drunks and drug addicts>>32260826No and if my bf accepts such invitation from a women that isn't his mother or sister I'd kill both of them>>32260798FMoid's natural habitat>>32260584>men are this dense
>>32261120>Is anyone else like this?Yes. Impotent losers are increasingly common. Unfortunately, they cannot yet be legally denied access to the internet.
https://youtu.be/S03T47hapAc
>>32261142Homemade. The sauce itself tastes good but when it's added to pasta it becomes the most bland dish ever. I also made this and turns out tuna doesn't go well with pesto and mozzarella pearls are also bland as fuck. Is it just me or do you agree? https://youtube.com/shorts/aSUhmUJPaJo?si=1N6VDtv8HTSkTYAH
>>32261176I'm Italian. Try adding extra parmesan on top of the pasta if it tastes bland. Also, adding chunks of mortadella (or 'baloney', how non-Italians call it) is also good.
i had the wednesday burger
>>32261176No idea about the tuna and mozzarella thing.Try adding more salt
>>32261148Yes my pesto tastes good but pesto pasta taste like nothing. I've tried this dish like 10 times already
>>32261181Thanks! I'll try that
>>32261176I dunno, bruh, it's always the three things, fat acid salt
>>32261185Then it sounds to me like you're not putting enough salt in the pasta...You are putting salt in the boiling water, right? I have no idea how non-Italians cook pasta.
>>32261181That's baloney!
>>32260798>genderMale>honest thoughts?I think there's a Planet Fitness on the same fucking block as that Wing Stop. Go to the Dollar Tree in between them, spend a buck on some garbage bags, and take a fews minutes to transform that room....or whoever's room that is should, anyway. I doubt it's the worst room in Riverside.
>>32261196Well I did add salt in the water and on my pesto but I have been trying to eat less salt lately. I'll add more salt and see if that fixes it
>>32261137I think something might be wrong with your tongue
>>32261104Missed this. High but deployment is fucking awesome. You’re hanging out with your friends all day, lifting weights, watching shit tons of porn, shopping in seedy bazaars, getting a haircut from the shot out Russian “barbers” that also offer massages in a back room, playing with guns, and you’re by far the most dangerous thing out there. I had a three week intake phase on Bagram where I got to watch the sun rise over beautiful mountains and a fucking mine field while I smoked and drank shitty coffee and listened to the Mullahs from the local mosque call out weird Muslim prayer shit over a loud speaker. Surreal experience and I loved it. Forced mostly sobriety was also amazing for my health at that time too.
>>32261205That anon has it right, it's always fat, salt, or acid.add more pesto, add more oil, add more salt, maybe a splash of lemon juice for the acid, could add some zest too.
Asking women: which of these would you rather date?>a guy who lives alone and rents (little to no chance of owning a home)>a guy who lives with his parents but actually owns his home (the house title is actually under his name)
>>32261218B I guess
>>32261205Kinda wild that in my country there was still mandatory military training when my dad turned 18.He said they were the most boring few months of his life, never even got to shoot a gun and gained absolutely nothing from the experience.Glad I didn't go through it.
State genderyour spouse is dead, do you tell their family that they cheated on you?
>>32261228Yeah fuck that dead bitch.
How do you get married?
>>32259079I didn't really enjoy it much until my current boyfriend, similar experience to >>32259166 I guess. Also at one moment I literally really took a look at his dick and was a bit shocked'babe.... you have a dick made for reverse cowgirl"No wonder I liked it so much, it had the thickness and curvature in such a way that bouncing on it on reverse would hit the right spots. I love my hubby >>32259105Creampies >>> anything elseBut I like the idea of him cumming on whatever part he thinks it's the cutest/hottest>>32259190Confidence, assertive yet calm men who you don't need to mommy around. My preferences change somewhat based on who I'm dating so I have a thing for chivalry now. When I was with my ex I had a thing for 'mean looking guys who treat you nice' and I think a lot of women like that still If you're fat, make sure you have some muscle, if you're skinny, make sure you're not skinnyfat, aka put on some muscle. Just BUILD SOME MUSCLEAlso dressing like a man and not a boy goes a long way, but that's another can of worms>>32259223I had the weird luck to precisely never get those slutty guys lol. Uhm I'd advice to filter alcoholics and pot smokers. One tip I heard from IG was 'go to the gym on sunday morning. Nobody goes workout Sunday morning after a weekend or partying, the men there will be serious and focused'I seriously wish you the best sis. Also keeping your standarts high, being simple/minimalistic in your outfits, and gatekeeping sex/intimacy when dating goes a long way if you want to filter non-serious guys. You deserve the man who will commit to you, they exist
>>32261228what is to gain? what is to lose?
>>32261233You sign the contract
>>32261233Step 1: Find a woman who is worth marryingStep 2: None of the rest of the steps matter because you'll never complete step 1.
How do I become one of those people who loooves being single
>>32261224Yeah conscript service sounds fucking gay. You don’t get to pick your job, the only countries that do it rarely forward deploy anywhere, and you basically become a reservist in most cases which dramatically drops off the quality of people around you. Fuck pulling fire guard on a truck somewhere because the Russians “might” invade some day.
>>32261236I dunno.the premise is there
https://youtu.be/uAOR6ib95kQ
>>32261228No. You’re just hurting their family and presumably they never did shit to you.
>>32261244it entirely depends, can't answer a hypothetical
>>32259050How can guys be kept from fainting after sex? I know it's chemicals in your brain making you woozy but we really like at least some back scratching or a kiss
>>32261247Nah, you totally can, don't pull that "but I did have breakfast" shit on me now
>>32261228MaleOnly if/when it's important to bring it up. If they wanted me to deliver a eulogy at her funeral and talk about what an amazing person she was, I would politely decline and explain that I can't, on account of the cheating.I wouldn't spring it up if there's no reason to. If they're just generally sad that their daughter died, I'm not gonna say "Well I'm not, she was a cheater!"
>>32261250kek
>>32261248Feed him oysters. Boosts semen generation.
>>32261218Both of those are better than what I've got going on I so I don't feel like I can be choosy.
MenWhat sex position do (You) prefer?
>>32261250well, fuck you
>>32261270MI dunno. Never tried.
>>32261270Doggy is my favourite.
>>32261270Folding her in half
>>32261248i've been told other men do that and my women were always very content that i just kept cuddling with them. just keep looking and maybe try a sex addict next time, somebody who can handle cumming 5-9 times a day
>>32261270never had sex but i hope i meet a girl who likes riding me
>>32261270Doggy
>>32261270all of them happening with equal frequency but i have a soft spot for doggy, especially if anal
>>32261248I think it just depends on the guy it's a spectrum some of them you can't get them to wake up for shit but others don't seem effected by it at all.
The word "doggystyle" grosses me out enough that I avoid using the position
>>32261284I also hate the term.
>>32261270I prefer to finish with doggy but when a girl is riding it’s super chill and relaxing
>>32259050state gender and who you voted for
Do women like falling asleep after sex?
Sex? I just like to fall asleep.
>>32261270For watching porn: Reverse cowgirlFor actually doing: Cowgirl
Vagueposting!
>>32261304Female Vaguina
>>32261270prone bone
>>32261297I usually prefer to clean up a little just rolling over and going to sleep with cum getting all over your thighs until it dries is unpleasant.
>>32261302Oh, huh. It would be easier if he put his knees up more of you need to do that.
>>32261297As long as I'm in his arms, yes, that's bliss. I don't even care to clean myself up desu
>>32261137Try pesto that contains some peanuts and good quality olive oil. I'm not big on pesto tho. also use another pasta shape, I never liked spaguetti >>32261140I don't, probably if she's young and a bit extra femenine she will>>32260059Woman, pineapple sausage with two toasts and three eggs. Also chewing gum if that counts>>32259732Try to mommy him or "fix" him, keep trying when the person simply wasn't the one>>32259368Nothing will work if I'm not already attracted to that person.>>32259287Yes>>32259271I mean, if that gives you peace of mind go ahead. I'd advise you to have someone else do it for you th0. There's no refund for the time you waste with a cheaterIf you find something, save it and prepare yourself for gaslightingGUYS WHY DO YOU SPEND SO MUCH TIME ON THE TOILET????
Do most men prefer anal over PIV?
>>32261318No
LOL ! :D I WILL HAVE YOU!
>>32261322>_O
>>32261314>GUYS WHY DO YOU SPEND SO MUCH TIME ON THE TOILET????My ex said it was the only place he can really have uninterrupted time for himself, (which didn't make sense because he got clingy and wanted attention if I left him alone for an hour,) but he was just using it to cheat on me
>>32261318Yes some guys can live without PIV (ie gays) but no man can live without anal, even straights love anal
>>32261291Voting tomorrow
>>32261273>>32261279>>32261280>>32261289>>32261307>their favorite position is the one where I can't see them
>>32261334He fucked the toilet? The nerve.
>>32261339No because I like to pull them up to me so my chest is against their back and I can whisper in their ears. I just like ass and my cock is curved downward.
>>32261339Yes. Just bend over backwards until you've served your purpose.
Why do I do this to myself every time I am experiencing vague abdominal pain 9 days after having sex and even though I shouldn't have been ovulating until right now I'm paranoid
>>32261339because i want to see your ass
I would like to make a man a father :( Wish someone loved me
>>32261318Not even close. If you asked most men if they could only choose one, the overwhelming majority would choose PIV.>t. that's my fetish
>>32260346>how you feelingLike i'm a lucky man who gets to take this piece of cake home to devour
>>32261352Plap
do any women prefer skinny guys?
>>32261318NO!
>>32261362Yurr
>>32261362If they're tall I would prefer that they're skinny. If he's my height I would like him to be more solid.
Just ate a cookie from Otis Spunkmeyer... everything reminds me of him
>>32261368>tfw I'm your height but I'm skinnyIt's over.
>>32260410>don't like melol why do you say that
>>32261368brutal, its over
If most men prefer PIV then why they demand anal sex from women?
>>32261369Like the individual packaged ones from school field trip lunches?
>>32261374It's something people try when they are experimenting.
>>32261374Too much porn
>>32261371>>32261373There are enough 5'2" women out there. I'm nearly 3 inches taller than average.
>>32261374Oh it's this chick again.Still can't get those lewd thoughts about anal sex out of your mind? Did you just finish masturbating to some naughty anal smut again?
>>32261375Idk I was homeschooled
>>32261374You choose to date demanding men.
>>32261381I would rather date you than anyone else... but it's over.
>>32261383>homeschooledIn your own opinion...are you weird?
>>32261381where's the cutoff for "tall"?
>>32261387Yes
Whenever she gets in a bitchy or argumentative mood, my girlfriend always brings up the fact that I didn't pursue her when we started dating like all the other Christian men, but rather how she kept pursuing me until I decided to commit to her lol. Why are women like this?
>>32261339It's my favorite position, not yours
>my 5'2 friend bragging about her tall boyfriend>sigh I'm jealous>meet him>he's 5'7>i'm 5'8I want to cut my legs off
>>32261388If he's over 6ft I think I'd like him skinny. 5'9 to 6ft is kind of a nebulous area but anything shorter than that I would prefer him bulkier so I still feel small in comparison.
>>32261395>I still feel small in comparisonhow do i meet women who don't care about this
>>32261399Date fat women
>>32261399The fact that she's willing to date shorter than 5'9" is already a miracle. You can't ask for more than that.
>>32261395Why do you think you deserve a tall guy if you yourself are short?
>>32261401im 5'10 so that's not too important to me
>>32260440Technically no, but understanding that many girls do this, it'd be weird if I ever explicitly forbade an SO from doing so. If she ever said something I really didn't like (idk any idea off the top of my head), I'd communicate to her about my feelings (like a bitch) so she doesn't mention that and anything in a similar vein anymore.For the most part, I'd just keep my mouth shut though. More things to worry about, and if she's complaining, then half of that is my fault (I would rather her just tell me first however)
>>32260460>listening/not being argumentativemore like both of you should be able to communicate well. Communication includes the passive listening
>>32261402>I'm nearly 3 inches taller than average.
>>32261402I'm tall, for a woman. If we take my height and subtract the female average we're left with about 3 inches. The average american male is 5'9. All things being equal I should date a man who's 6 feet tall.
>>32261409So what's your actual height then, and what country's average are you basing this off of?
>>32261402What height of woman do you consider deserving of a tall guy
>>32261392Why do you care? Her being upset she had to pursue you is her problem and no one else's.
>>32260440It's quite shocking how many women will gossip to their girlfriends about their boyfriends for not being rough enough in bed
>>32260440I'm not even sure if I should consider this acceptable behavior or not>>32260471>but it’s framed in a comedicWhy do you think this would be good?
>>32261414What are you, the Height Lawyer? Get a new job.
>>32261394She probably sees him as taller than he is and taller than you are. Women will even see men shorter than them as taller than them if they are so in love.
>>32261423No I just wish I was shorter so more guys seemed tall in comparison to me
>>32260965Is that not the idea? You being nudist means being nude all of the time
>>32261394Just give him the heels you're too embarrassed to wear.
>>32261425I'm 6'2Can I date you?
Wow did I actually just successfully shut that down with logic? Nice.
>>32261428Idgaf about him >>32261431Yes yes yes
>>32261425I will cancel out your wish by wishing you were taller, heh heh heh.
>>32260475Anytimes she has problems that I feel it'd be hard for her to attack. Like, if a kid is gonna take a test and I've been helping em study, but the kid by nature isn't top tier mentally, I'm gonna worry (they only got 3 questions wrong, fuck yeah). Same as real life problem solving stuff, like if they got work issues and I have fears they won't be able to cope amazingly. Or if I see her bf is awful, but she likes him a lot.So basically, if I "foresee" that something bad may come their way and I have zero input on/it would be bad or inappropriate if I intervened, it's gonna make me worry. As an adult, you gotta know that you can't fix everyone's problems, but fuck it'd be nice if all problems were simple to not worry about.
Accounts of children abducted by the Comanche are considerably less interesting than those of the Comanche getting btfo by the Texas Rangers
>>32261411Wait but how tall are you 5'6 isn't very tall even if it is above average for US women
>>32261416Because she keeps bringing it up and it's annoying. Like get over it and stop being so insecure
>>32261394>>32261425when will women get over their obsession with height/size difference?Do women without one even fucking exist?
Ladies what do you think about this:I've recently undergone a glow up and am finally getting female attention and pursuits, but I'm watching these videos on dating to play "catch up" and on god - I feel like I need a PHD in womanology or else I'm screwed if I date a normal girl my age. I'm a late bloomer , still a virgin, and honestly this glow up thing began in order to finally put my foot down and pursue women seriously. I thought I deserved a little bit of companionship too but now that I'm somewhat on the other side - its a goddamn wasteland out here. I'm legitimately thinking its better to be a volcel at this point - go on dates but be explicitly honest , I'm waiting till marriage and just here to enjoy her company for now...I haven't even fucked one girl, my glowup phase 1 was complete like MAX two weeks ago and I feel tired of this shit already. Would you respect the volcel if they asked you out? Or just jeer and laugh that this guy is 27 and still a virgin. I don't even believe in love anymore - my heart is just hardened after these last two weeks to the reality of the dating game. Like FUCK.
>>32261443Tell her that
>>32261442Nearly 5'7". The math checks out.
>>32261444They do, though they are rarer in this day in age since they are all social media addicted children
>>32260514>in the wrongwtf? Feel like you're in the wrong for even asking this. She's complaining about overpriced veggies? Who fucking cares, just let her complain?
>>32261449>5'7>tall for a womanStatistically sure, but you're not "tall" lmao.
>>32261438Thank you but it's too late for me >>32261444I'm not obsessed but it's not fair at the saem time
>>32261444they do , I'm 5 7 and one is pursuing me right now but I don't know if shes crazy or what her deal really is
>>32261446Take what you want. Look out for Number One first and foremost.
>>32261457You had better not be the drug addict being pursued by other drug addicts, I swear...
>>32261447I should to see what happens. I also met her on bumble, which the whole point of that app is for women to pursue men. So stupid
>>32261456If you're under 25 then it's not too late to grow even taller.
>>32261454>Statistically sureAs opposed to?And statistically I am comparable to a 6ft tall man. So what's your issue? Hurt feelings?
>>32261460i dont know what you're referencing , im talking about college but ok
>>32261456>I'm not obsessedI don't care what word you use to describe it. If it's this big of a deal for 95% of women the post doesn't miss anything.
>>32261464>So what's your issue? Hurt feelings?Lol no. You're just delusional. That's all.
>>32261463Really?? How do I do that
>>32261456>it's not fairWhat would be fair instead of this?
>>32261469Inject marijuanas
>>32261469Good food, good sleep, good luck (or bad luck if you're a girl who hates being tall).
>>32261468>You are correct>But still delusionalSo yeah hurt feelings
>>32261475NTA but is Anon wrong to have hurt feelings when his worth as a human being is reduced to a number?
>>32260521Build a good relationship with a guy who's earned your trust through years of experiences with him. Was Ethan Slater (spongebob who's dating Ariana rn) a really good bf+husband+father before he cheated on his wife and child with Ariana? Her old messages seemed to show she adored him, and maybe it was because he was worth it. Could anyone have foretold that he would cheat if he had a golden ticket opportunity? Who knows? You can do your best to prevent cancer and illness with an amazing diet, good exercise, and a healthy lifestyle with lots of support, but all that does is change the statistic. You're never ASSURED, but through your own actions, you've definitely put yourself in a class of people who statistically are less likely to get it.Work on doing your best for yourself, and finding a great guy, and stop worrying. Little reason to worry about death if you're young and healthy, little reason to worry when you're a catch and found a great guy. The worry is just gonna poison your thoughts and make life worse, rent free.
>>32261479just date a shorter girl get over it
>>32261475Whatever helps you sleep at night, sweetie. The only reason I made the "deserving post" is because I come from a tall family. Short women like you are ruining the gene pool and unironically creating short men.
>>32261481Why would she agree to date him when he also doesn't meet the numbers that she wants?
Tall women, there is a charming manlet in your future.
>>32261487Neither you nor your facial hair are charming.
>>32261485You're just mad that I'm in like the 85th percentile and you're mid. >>32261486How is that my problem?
>>32261470Me being 5'2 and having a boyfriend who is 5'5
>>32261489rude
>>32261491>How is that my problem?I never said it is. I just asked if you think he's wrong to have hurt feelings.
>>32261493What makes you think that 5'2" you would be into 5'5" men?
>>32261487Is he jacked?>>32261495Wrong is a harsh word but technically yes. Having hurt feelings over any particular person not finding you attractive feels bad and you shouldn't do it.
>>32261494But accurate. The magicks of synchronicity revealed to me that you have no charm.
>>32261481>just date a shorter girlwhether she is short or tall, it makes zero difference to their height preference
>>32261498>Is he jacked?To women he is, but he has body dysmorphia and wants his muscles to be bigger.
>>32261497Because 5'8 me is into 5'10 men
>>32261503I am only the one height so I don't know why you expect me to know what shorter women think.
>>32261491You’re a cute femlet fyi
>>32261507i'm 5'10 and that's an ideal level of height differencewhats the problem
>>32261509It really doesn't take long to figure out, they make it really obvious. You literally all want the same thing
>>32261459Number One ? Whose that? God?
It makes me sad taller women aren't into me
>>32261506>body dysmorphiaIs he going to be weird about it and cry about being small when he's very clearly above average and not listen to me when I try to reassure him or is he cool about it?>>32261510The fuck you talking to me for go date my sister. She's 5'9".
Why is it cool for women to be height queens, but it's a problem when men don't want a fat woman?
>>32261511There is no problem5'10 men just don't like me
>>32261520Learn English.
>>32261522why don't they like you
There was a femanon here who rejected a guy and he tried to ruin her life. Did she really think that she should get away with being an awful person? It's not that hard to go on a few dates with a nice guy.
>>32261520No, but he will look in the mirror and see a skinny fat guy.
>>32261518Can you bench press 120
>>32261526this must be satire/shitposting
>>32261525Idk because there are girls who are shorter and prettier than me
>>32261528Pounds? Easily.
>>32261527>NoOk cool. I'll give him a shot as long as he doesn't want me to peg him.>>32261533>EasilyYou have my attention sir
>>32261530what did 5'10 men say to make you feel like that though
>>32261521Just because foids throw a fit and start screeching about it doesn't mean it's wrong, why do you care about the opinion of people who stop maturing when they turn 12?
>>32261526Who
do you have a bunker to survive the riots?
>>32261540>why do you care about the opinion of people who stop maturing when they turn 12?Fair enough. I have no rebuttal for this
>>32261521I have no problem with that. I'm not fat.
Average height women, you are often overlooked but you are not forgotten. I love you all.
>>32261529No, I'm serious. She made it sound like she was a victim at first. I had to ask her for details and that's when she said that she rejected one guy.
how much should I read into tattoos if they are on a basic white girl? Should I take it as a cue of promiscuity?
Tfw I want a black gf, but I act "too white" for them. Shit's annoying as fuck. Yes, I'm also black
>>32261537So when do I sling you over my shoulder, throw you into bed, and fold you in half?
>>32261548Tattoos on women are tacky as fuck. Unfortunately, most women these days are tacky and low quality.
>>32261548>cue of promiscuity Absolutely not.My sister with a body count of 1 has three tattoos. I have none and have a double digit count. Do not trust aesthetic signifiers.
Femanons, I may prefer tall women, but height isn't something I would ever reject someone for, I have dated women shorter than anyone in this thread.
>>32261539They reject me and then date girls shorter and prettier than me
>>32261543I live in the mountains. It's cold here and there are almost zero brown people within five miles of me.
>>32261493Imagine if you were 5'2" and sadposting on 4chan that you're not tall, cool and elegant like your 5'8" friends.
>>32261548tattoos tell allthere's no such thing as an innocent tattoo
>>32261556How many bodies you got?
>>32261556>My sister with a body count of 1
>>32261559What sort of rejections have you endured?
>>32261565Dude I promise you she fucking cried when the boyfriend before her fiance asked her to touch his dick
>>32261565He got first taste
>>32261568Why?What happened to her?
>cook some jasmine rice, mix in butter, salt, and pepper>cut up some carrots, toss in oil, salt, and pepper, roast>season pork chops with salt and pepper, braise with sour cream, coat with panko chips, then fry in oil>fill the bottom 1/3 of a large bowl with rice, then add carrots and cut up strips of pork chop>douse with katsu sauceFucking 10/10 and super easy to make
>mfw I'm 6'1" with a 5'0" gfAm I destined for manlet sons?
>>32261546Average equal to men height or average female height?
>>32261446Your fate was already known at an early age. In the 2nd grade, I already knew I’d never be athletic, get good grades, fit in, or get a girlfriend. Proper exercise, lifting weights, eating healthy may allow you to feel & sleep better but it will NEVER get you a girlfriend! It’s all about the DNA.That’s why guys with good DNA can get any female without trying. But if you have the wrong DNA it doesn’t matter. So for 95% of us delinquent males even major changes to better yourself won’t even improve your odds 1% to find a relationship. I should know, being 61. My substitute is prostitution in Europe trips or when stuck in my country USA where unfortunately prostitution is illegal, I pretend women on porn sites are my partner. But even that gets old or boring.Though suicide isn’t considered I do at times wish I was diagnosed with a disease giving me only weeks to live or I wish I was murdered like in a gun point mugging or car jacking. I’ve had enough life experiences good & bad but even if can guarantee me a lot more good than bad remains the rest of my life that isn’t enough to motivate me to continue on if my life can’t include a girlfriend. Watching reruns or good movies, good nature walks or eating at good restaurants doesn’t fill the void anymore. Not fitting in wears you out therefore I absolutely have no reason to exist anymore.
>>32261562My 5'2 friends are very happy, they all have boyfriends
Peanut the squirrel deserved to die
>>32261573congratulations, you're a fetish object
>>32261568FI did this too :| Lmao it was humiliating
>>32261552See this guy gets it if you can turn me into a pretzel height doesn't matter>>3226156417 if we're just counting penetrative>>32261570Nothing she's just, like that. She would cry if she got a hole in her sweater or spilled a drop of juice on herself I unironically think she's autistic. I probably am too but like, differently.
>>32261574Average female height.>Average equal to men heightThat's called "tall". I'm sure tall women struggle every day In Real Life but here on 4chan not a day goes by when they aren't treated as royalty.
>>32261573Yes and thats what you deserve for heightmixing
>>32261586>17Not bad, 2 more than me.
>>32261584>implying she isn't the fetish objectYou should try human fleshlightmaxxing sometime anon
>>32261586>See this guy gets it if you can turn me into a pretzel height doesn't matterNTABut when you're laying down height is also not in play.
>>32261543Nah. I live innawoods and don't spend every day living in fear anyway.
>>32261592she wouldn't love you if you were a few inches shorter
>>32261566Regular ones I don't really want to relive them
>>32261594It kind of is. I was with this guy who was literally a foot taller than me and he was too tall to kiss while fucking.
>>32261601Yeah but it's just horizontal at that point.Vertically you're almost identical.
>>32261604Lol
>>32261563>>32261556who dafuq do I believe kek (sigh)
Tattoos on a woman signify mental illnessAs does unnaturally colored hair
>>32261579Yeah... now imagine if you were 5'2" and still single. Where would you pin the blame then? Maybe you'd be lamenting that you should have been 4'11" instead.
>>32261610Men just don't appreciate anything pretty you guys are so lame. I bet your favorite color is khaki.
>>32261610She has normal hair thankfully and is a very sweet person , but i havent stuck my head in the hornets nest yet so to speak so I'm trying to be prepared
>>32261579Femanon you probably don't want to hear this, but it's probably not your height, it's probably because of trauma that you need to heal so that you can have relationships that last.
>>32261574>Average equal to men heightSelf-hating women are cute too.
ladies would you ever take layers off to get the attention of a guy? Or purely functional? For some reason wherever I go , there's always a girl that takes a layer off (sweater , hoodie, a shirt etc) to bare some skin. I do not live in a hot climate either. (Canada)
>>32261619Just remember, no woman likes a man who is average or self-hating
>>32261615Actually, it's royal purple, dweeb
Is the line of happiness for women between 5'7" and 5'8"?I see women in this thread who are happy with their heights up to 5'7", but every woman who's 5'8" or taller hates her height.Does any woman here think she would be happy over 5'8"?
>>32261615>I bet your favorite color is khakiMa'am there's no call for that kind of language.
>>32261629their happiness depends on whether they can secure a man over 6'
>>32261620I feel like I've done that. It's probably not every time but I think it's reasonable to assume it's happened to you.
>>32261611Nahh>>32261618How can I have trauma I have had the most boring uneventful life and upbringing imaginable
>>32261632I take it as a sign I'm leveling up and getting hotter so everything in stride!
>>32261618the need to explain everything away as "trauma" is fucking ridiculousthe field of "psychotherapy" and its consequences have been a disaster for the average normgroid
>>32261629At taller than 5'8" kitchen countertops become too low. It probably decreases quality of life.
>>32261638>How can I have trauma I have had the most boring uneventful life and upbringing imaginableThere are a lot of things that are normalized that cause trauma, basically there is a difference between big T Trauma which is what you're thinking of and little t trauma which are things that traumatize children but are normalized in our society.Try reading the Myth of Normal by Gabor Mate.
girls if a girl is always agreeing with you , is this a sign of neediness? Or this is just how they show interest?
>>32261641Is this an endorsement of wives doing all the cooking, since countertops are too low for the average husband?
>>32261643*agreeing with a guy they only casually know like at a classroom or in a college setting
>>32261644Wait this is genius I'll do all the cooking but get a tall sink.
>>32261647You have to keep washing all the dishes in the low sink yourself until you can afford to buy and install the high sink.
>>32261650No fair can I get him a chair that is exactly the right heigh to do them in the meantime
>>32261652That's even worse, he'll be constantly getting up and down that way. You're a sadist.
>>32261657Why? He's got long enough arms to reach from one side of the sink to the other?
>>32261642Mate, she's probably just ugly with brown hair and is using the height thing as a cope. No female in 2024 is struggling to get a bf. Her only 'trauma' is not finding a Chad to commit.
>>32261662I disagree, I've met women that have trouble dating them, I've tried to date them. It's impossible because they are incredibly hurt on the inside.
>>32261661It's not just the sink he has to reach, it's also the dishrack and the cabinets.
>>32261668Yeah the dishrack is right next to the sink. Just put them in the rack to dry and come back later.
>>32261662NTA but when a woman has a higher than average body count she has trauma.
>>32261642Man. I don't want to be traumatizedOther traumatized people have boyfriends all the time
>>32261696True, but maybe it's preventing you.
>>32261662>ugly with brown hairLol yeaAnd I've had guys shorter than me reject me so the chad thing is not true >>32261667What do you mean they are hurt? How do you know?
>>32261270Pronebone and Lotus
>>32261270Armpitjob
>>32261699>What do you mean they are hurt? How do you know?I talk to them, they're traumatized, they have experienced horrible things, or are incredibly lonely.
Men and womenWhat sex position do you prefer for finishing?
>>32261698Thats annoying I feel like I don't even get the chance to prevent anything myself
>>32261644my ex gf was a foodie. she told me she used to be fat but she looked so good I never believed it. I enjoy cooking and cooking for her was a pleasure since she was as thrilled with good tasting food as I was. We got into all sorts of awesome recipes and food adventures. She would cook too but it was like a 4 to 1 ratio, I was doing the meals where she'd bake some amazing cookies or a cake or something. I didn't mind the arrangement at all except for one thing; she'd never, ever clean up after herself. There was a point where I'd work, arrange the dates, buy the groceries, cook, clean, laundry, repair, etc. and then when I'd find her stained undies in my coat pocket (because of course she borrows my coat), her wine cooler with a stain ring on the furniture, and one of her candies melted into the carpet and I'd start getting backlogged on cleaning up that I just stopped wanting to cook.idk where I was going with this. there's a lesson here or something about being the guy who's doing the cooking
>>32261714MI always prefer missionary, but I do enjoy switching positions for variety.
>>32261714Armpitjob
State GenderIf you had to guess, what sex position do you think you were conceived in?
Guys he fell asleep on discord again.What sweet nothings do I whisper to him?
>>32261738Tell him how much you love him then sing him a love song.
>>32261675correlation does not equal causation
>>32261738PLAP PLAP PLAPGET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANTPLAP PLAP PLAP
>>32261727Msupposedly i was conceived at sea
>>32261727Fmissionary
>>32261783Do you have an affinity for the ocean now?
>>32261785yeah maybe a little. im good at reading maps and charts lol. not that that's a useful skill anymore
>>32261786Is there people that aren‘t good at that? Like, do they not know where up and down is or…? How can one be good or bad at reading maps?
Gn femanons
>>32259434update>went to the gym, saw friend who's friends with the girl I asked out because he dated her older sister>then she shows up>he goes and talks to her for like 15 minutes>while he's talking to her, I get a reply from her thanking me back for being straight up with her>then I'm in the power racks and she comes down and says hi to me and says she's looking for a rack>when there's no free racks available, I have an autism lapse and don't ask if she wants to work in with me, she leaves to go workout elsewhere>Friend comes up to me and says "nah she's being stupid right now and just doesn't want to date anyone, I tried. You said the right thing though, otherwise she will suck you up into her friendzone like most other guys." >I text her that she can take my rack I only have a set left, she doesn't see it until way later>friend keeps going back and forth reminding me that it's over to telling me to go hit on her more>feeling bad about the missed opportunity, I go over to her when she's between sets and chat a bit mostly about the weekend and the party we both went to and the aftermath of it>I go back to next to friend, but not intentionally it's just because the only bench was next to him>he goes back to talk to her for the nth time, I finish my workout and leave without saying goodbye to either of them, but I missed my shuttle going home from campus anyway I have no fucking clue what just happened besides my friend tried to wingman further for me but she didn't budge. I appreciate him, sort of, but idk the whole event just seemed weird.
I'm an annoyance /atoga/I like to yap and ramble and I make a lot of mistakesI fuck up simple things and sometimes I get a sigh out of people who have to do it for me because I'm too incompetentI'm not worth it
Yk whaterv sorryr if I'm a bad feminist he can kill me and chop me up into bits if it means experience love and warmth for even a year
>>32261796Endearing if woman
>>32261795Imagine just wanting to get your workout in and a whole bunch of guys keep yapping at you and conspiring how to get in your pants. Poor girl.
>>32261800Transgenders are usually into being harmed.
Why do ugly men cheat?
>>32259058Women are better off now that fewer men approach
>>32261800have you tried not considering "feminist" a good standard to hold yourself to?
>>32259058You're going to have to do a lot more than throw out weak shit like this if you want that back, sweety.
>>32261817An attempt to climb the ladder
>>32261235>I didn't really enjoy it much until my current boyfriend>I love my hubbyWhat?
would u date a hot retard that cant tie their shoes, drive, hold down a job, loses their keys and cant do math?
>>32261817Men never have enough.
>>32261823MYeah
>>32261824And that's exactly what you like in us. Women do not like content, unambitious men.
>>32261823Honestly no, and I'm pretty desperate
>>32261270Uhh...does pegging count?
>>32261817Ugly doesn't mean what you think it does. The truly ugly ones don't even register on your retina.
>>32261817Because they can
>>32261402All (straight) women deserve a tall guy
>>32261801You'll find anything "endearing if woman"
>>32261394There's no way she thinks 5'7 is tall. Is she Filipino or something?
>>32261822probably the femanon with cuck husband from 2 days ago
>>32261487>Tall women, there is a charming manlet in your future.Please don't disgust the femanons any further
>>32261833No, I just like sorta stupid women
>>32261585Why was it upsetting?
Femanons, i have collector autism, basically eventing I like I turn into a collection hobby.Is this a deal breaker?
>>32261817He's not ugly if you're attracted to him?
>>32261852Everything
>>32261800>Feminist likes bad boysMany such cases
>>32261836I must've missed that
>>32261858can't make this shit up
I'm gonna ask the same ol' reliable question.Femanons, does dick size matter?>foreplay matters yada yadaYeah, but a bigger dick is also nice, right?
>>32261848I just got overwhelmed
>>32261819It's more a self preservation thing >>32261858All these girls say you never know and that you can't trust any men. It used to scare me but idc anymore I don't like being alone
>>32261865Yes
>tfw girl wants to go to a bonfire and fireworks thing tonight>tfw I'm doing an 11 hour shift til 8pm so would miss the fireworks>I said that if she's still there I can at least meet her after and we can get some food and chill by the bonfire and do some funfair stuff Now she's annoyed that I don't make any time for her... she usually works from home with flexible hours so doesn't understand why I can't just leave earlyLife of a wagecuck. What should I do? Should I just go home after work?
>>32261889Dating is for the already accomplished. Women wait at the finish line (if you're tall, too).
>>32261889Start working on another project. keep this one going but get a backup ready
I hate women.
Why the threa so dead bruh>>32261910Why?>>32261896>accomplishedWell this is as good as I can manage at the moment... I am working hard picking up extra shifts and stuff (but then means less free time...)>tall Should I start walking on stilts? Jk>>32261898KekI'm not working on any "projects" we met incidentally and vibed
when someone complains about dead thread you just know he doesn't have a life
>>32261933I'm at work rn bro
>>32261933But yes you're right I don't have a life
>>32261936What are you, Australian or something?
>>32261939No lmao You realise it is daytime in Yurop rn?
>>32259050Men, what characteristics in women that aren't necessarily negative do you personally find unattractive?
>>32261961Going partying every weekend. Not because I hate it but because i just don't have the energy to keep up with that, so wouldn't want a gf like that.Same goes for excessive travelling Also bot sure if it fits but any BDSM stuff because it grosses me out/I dont want to hurt her.
Is avoidant attachment always a red flag
NEW THREAD!!!>>32261988>>32261988>>32261988
>>32261865>Femanons, does dick size matter?In the sense that if you are more than about 7" I will not fuck you under any circumstances because it's fucking painful, yes.
