ITT we ask the opposite gender anything!"No, seriously, JUST TALK TO THEM!" edition.Standard /adv rules apply: for example no posting personal details or pictures of yourself; all images must be work-safe, etc. (If you feel the need to post toonme images, there's a corresponding thread on /soc where those are allowed).Remember that "trolling outside /b" and "racism outside /b" are things your post can be reported for, and may even get you a ban if the jannies are in a bad mood.Stay on topic: questions for the opposite gender to your own, or answers to those questions. This is not a general thread, nor is it a chat-room; and it is absolutely not the place for blog posts! Help to keep the thread nice by reporting off-topic and poor-quality posts.And please take all incel rants to /r9k !Previously on ATOGA: >>32259050
Girls.. would you date an autist? Be honest.
>>32261991>Girls.. would you date an autist? Be honest.Autism covers an awfully big range of possibilities. Without knowing precisely how it affects you in particular, I can't really give you a useful answer. I have dated guys with an autism diagnosis before, including my current bf, but I can't give you any guarantees.
>>32261997Describe to me how you and your boyfriend got together?
>>32261988YWNBAW
>>32262020>YWNBAWThat's a relief!
>>32262007>Describe to me how you and your boyfriend got together?On OKCupid, back in the days when it was less crap than it is now (before it was taken over by Match Group). I'm not sure I can honestly recommend dating apps now, sadly: they're designed to bleed your bank account dry rather than to actually help you find someone.
>>32261981Yes, especially if you are Chad. Women hate avoidant great guys, they're so frustrating.
two days from now and >hecomes back
>>32261988Men, Would you ever consider dating a girl who cannot have PIV sex and can't enjoy being fingered or eaten out? (I'll spare you the gory details - let's just say there was a nasty accident a few years ago).You could have as many hand jobs and blow jobs as you like. And the doctors say I probably can have kids, although it would be complicated - might need IVF, and definitely a caesarean birth.
Anyone can answer, I feel like I need all the help I can get:I'm 31, got into a new serious relationship with an absolutely amazing girlfriend who is a bit younger than me. She is insanely fucking sexy and I don't even really know how I landed her. I'm the healthiest I've ever been in my life and also have the most confidence ever and also look the best. I'm not trying to exaggerate here, my life has maybe never been better.But whenever we have sex I feel like I can NEVER finish. No matter how hard I am trying to finish it seems like I can't. Or it's more like I feel like I have insane stamina and feel like I can keep going before I could finish. We go for 10, 20, whatever minutes maybe even more. She finishes multiple times but I sometimes can't even do it once; it hasn't never happened I just want it to happen more.I'm not trying to brag, please I feel like I need genuine help.
Men, would you appreciate taking it from ass to mouth?
>>32262059ywnbaw
>>32262066Please see >>32262029 .
>>32262063You would be so brave for that and you would be loved
>>32262063>Men, would you appreciate taking it from ass to mouth?Oh, fuck, no! I'm not trying to make you ill. And I want to be able to kiss you afterwards.
>>32262059>as many blowjobs as you wantYou severely overestimate your willingness to give blowies
>>32262071Yeah, I would expect a kiss after sex
>>32262059No i don't want sex to be a chore for her.
>>32261991I'd feel too predatory.
Slow day huh.
>>32261991No but I'd gladly prey on him and use him for sex
>>32262080Hot, take advantage of me mommy
>>32261988How do I get better at neck kisses? Can you really cum from them?We were making out and I guess I tried kissing her neck. She made hot noises and I really wanted to make her happy, but I didn't know how to "escalate" beyond childishly pecking at the sides of her neck.. so I just bit her.
Girls would you date someone diagnosed with ASPD ( sociopathy, in meme terms)? If this person is in therapy, honest about his issues, and has other things going for him that attract you
>>32262085Exactly. I knew you'd take it in that direction, and I didn't want to play into that.
>>32262066>ywnbawSeriously, anon, fuck you. I was born a girl. I was in an accident a few years ago which tore me up so badly I'll never be able to have sex. Telling me I'll never be a woman because of that is not making me feel any fucking better about it. I'm sure you're the kind of guy who gets off thinking about women being mutilated, but that's not the kind of man I'm interested in dating. This wasn't me, by the way: >>32262067>>32262073>You severely overestimate your willingness to give blowiesWell, I've never dated, so I don't know for sure, but I daydream about it a lot! I think I'd really like it! How many would you need?
>>32262086>he has a girlfriendThread ruined, I thought all moids here are free to use
>>32262087Depends. How does it show? What is he struggling with?
>>32262059Don't spare me the gory details, I need to know.
>>32262078>No i don't want sex to be a chore for her.I haven't dated before, so I can't be sure, but I think I'm quite submissive. I love the idea of giving pleasure. I don't think it would be a chore! I know I crave cuddles as well, lol. I just can't have PIV.
>>32262091>I was in an accident a few years ago which tore me up so badly I'll never be able to have sexI assumed you were a tranny
>>32262096>just can't have PIV.Not him but what about anal sex?
>>32262091>How many would you need? I’d be satisfied with every other day but I’d start to feel guilty if you weren’t actively trying to make it happen yourself once in a while after a couple weeks
>>32262093A more pronounced will to power, mostly. Extraversion, impulsivity, charm, dominance, fearlessness. But also deceitfulness and being more prone to violence ( mostly mental, but in worst cases this can be physical). At the same time they can be very pleasant to be around and people are generally attracted to their energy. It's a spectrum disorder, so let's say this hypothetical peron is still capabale of feeling selective ( and dimnished compared to normal) empathy towards you and treats you well, but struggeles with his evil impulses within him
>>32262059Okay you say she can't be fingered, but can I rub her lips and stuff without inserting my fingers?
>>32262061Do you masturbate as well? If yes how often? I had the same issue with almost all of my relationships. I simply drastically reduced fapping (max once or twice per week) and everything got better. I still struggle sometimes though, the esiest way for me is either get my balls licked while I jerk off (a method she doesn't love since she feels like she is just there to give support) or missionary position since it gives me the best control of the thrusting.Oh and one more thing: do you take any medication? I used to take a pretty (in)famous sleeping drug and that as well made things pretty hard for my sex life.Hope that was helpful
>>32262102Sounds like me, so no problem. >evil impulsesLike what?
>>32262096Even for most women who can get pleasure from sex it will eventually become a chore, so I'm unconvinced.
99 hours into NNN and my balls feel so heavy that they are weighing me down, I fear that if I were to lay in a body of water I would sink like a stone. How much more of this must I endure…
>>32262108>NNNJust busted one in a girl I met last weekkeep doing that shit though, I believe in you, homie.
>>32262086>How do I get better at neck kisses? Can you really cum from them?No, but they do get me very fired up. Take your time; stroke with your lips rather than just pressing; and then try using your tongue (slowwwwly). You can try your teeth too: don't take her skin between your teeth, but press either your top or bottom teeth against her skin while you keep your mouth open.Oh, and make sure you have a beard! (But not stubble).
>>32262059Is butt stuff on the table?
>>32262105Seeing others as tools, manipulating, exploiting, ambitious and callous. Dominant sexuality. Just an allround desire to dominate and take from life
>>32262061Just keep it up, you’ll relax and cum in due time. I have the same issue but you’ll get comfortable and won’t have problems finishing soon. Just try not to think and perform so hard, just enjoy yourself.
reminder that JH is using voodoo magic to keep you from beating NNNstay strong
>>32261988Unpopular opinion: "Being funny" is an overrated trait in men. It's not enough to make up for serious flaws and most men overestimate how funny they are anyways.
>>32262114Which is the key to success. It would have to not be between the people dating. Basically a you and me against the world kind of deal.
>>32262119Counter point: Pete Davidson
Girlsthoughts?
>>32262119What girls mean when they say that is a man that is having fun being alive. Basically chad, not a clown that makes jokes for other’s entertainment.
>>32262119For a longterm relationship i agree but if you just want to coom in a woman it is one of the best traits to have
>>32262108>>32262110>NNNShit, now it all makes sense. I was in a bar yesterday and got wrecked and no moid tried to hit on me. I thought it's just me being unattractive but maybe it's them doing NNN?
>>32262123Yes. Expecting sex two times a week for the rest of your life is a delusional fantasy at best.
>>32262120I agree, but they need to be channaled through a more pro-social attitude to life, otherwise you end up nowhereI wonder if such a pairing would work. So far I've only been with empaths and I think the inner battle of having to hold back so much of myself takes the shine from life. Therapy helps tho
>>32262128years without sex means that something went wrong though
>>32262128then why do most women put so much focus on sex in the relationship? Women will break up with a man so fast just over sex
>>32262119Okay
>>32262129Yes I agree, but you have to frame your pro-social behavior as something you do for your own benefit. If you look at it as trying to be selfless and kind, you will give yourself the ick.
I saw this tweet and it made me feel something, like I dunno...Americans seem to think laws are immutable, what's the point of voting if the cores, or root of the problems are never touched upon, like what's the point of voting if it's taking turns upholding the status quoI dunnoSome type of Burger Mood.
>>32262131people change you know. Maybe when you were 25 all you could think about is cock and getting fucked all day long. But now that you're 35, you never think of sex at all.
>>32262119depends on the woman really. some women like silly absurd humor, others like sardonic wit. the guy who dominates a conversation
>>32262132Date better women. >>32262131Sure but that means you have to work on the root of the issue, not just demand she acts like there is none and keep letting you fuck her.
>>32262108You will fail, I'll make sure of it.So you might as well just go jerk off now, save us both the trouble.
>>32262100>Not him but what about anal sex?I don't know about that. I tried with a butt plug and plenty of lube a while ago, and it really didn't feel good at all. I'd give it a go, but I definitely can't promise I'll like it enough to want to keep doing it.>>32262101>I’d be satisfied with every other dayIs that all? :( I was imagining three times a day!>>32262103>Okay you say she can't be fingered, but can I rub her lips and stuff without inserting my fingers?There's not really anything to rub; like I said, I was in an accident, and it all got torn up really badly.>>32262107>Even for most women who can get pleasure from sex it will eventually become a chore, so I'm unconvinced.Pessimist.
>>32262141Elaborate, I would like to know more.
>>32262138Some people are just more sex focussed. I've been together for 5 years and we still have sex 2x/3x a week. Less would be a deal-breaker for me. It's not about being lesser or better it's about your sexual nature
>>32262131>years without sex means that something went wrong thoughDepends. If a couple are in their 60s or older it makes sense.
>>32262112>Is butt stuff on the table?See the first bit of >>32262141 .
>>322621445 years is not 30 years. It will likely happen and either you learn to deal with it or not.
>>32262141Did you shove a chainsaw up your ?
>>32262119Different women find different things funny. But if you can make a woman laugh hard enough and often enough, she'll do anything for you.
>>32262151What a dumb thing to say.
>>32262123>thoughts?Don't depend on AIs for genuine insight.
>>32262134True. I have moments of kindness but I can't be that way in a real, lasting sense. It's not a realistic motivation long-termMy therapist said that most people get ASPD wrong anyway. It's not a total void of empathy or feeling, everything is just more fleeting and superficial, though I can pair bond with someone if I'm honest from the beginning. Only the desire for stimulation and power is lastingI've told the truth about my diagnosis to the current girl I'm seeing and she reacted more positively than I thought. I assumed it would be a red line for most women
>>32262141>three times a dayI mean if you’re offering, I’m not saying no.
>>32262151No, females don't even understand humour. They just laugh at everything an attractive guy says.
>>32262141I think the best strategy for you would be to date an asexual man or one who is willing to wait a fairly long time for sec and hope he is sufficiently emotionally invested into you, when you reveal it.
>>32262159Go back to /r9k, anon.
>>32262156I think most people don‘t actually have any or very little empathy, they just pretend to for social credits and benefits. You find that out very fast when caring would mean actually putting it into action and not just virtue signal. I think not giving that big of a shit about others and caring about your own benefit first and foremost is the natural state of being. But unlike you most people just aren‘t honest about it, not even to themselves. So I prefer people that are capable of self observation and honesty over people that lie to themselves and others about what kind and generous and selfless angels they are. When they are anything but.
>>3226211999% of jokes are not funny and someone making them constantly will have an awful quality-quantity ratio. It's tiresome to force yourself to act amused every hour to reassure someone they've still got your attention.But making jokes signals that the guy is willing to throw himself out there, that his ego isn't fragile, that he cares about your opinion and is willing to put active effort into improving your mood. It's a sign of submission and reassurance.
>>32261988STOP APPROACHING WOMEN.STOP USING ONLINE APPS. STOP GIVING WOMEN ATTENTIONStop Asking Women On Dates, stop texting them thinking you are interesting because you are not. The reason you are getting ghosted is because you text and try to be funny, try to make her laugh or sound interesting. If you do manage to go to the next step and are actually meeting up and then get ghosted, stop taking women on dates. That stuff doesn't work anymore in the current year.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyEdsrfTd6QMost importantly stop approaching women, at least for a while. They are already seething and this will only get worse and worse as they get less and less attention from men.If men can't display a modicum of power over society, this world and women, then I guess they don't hold much power at all.
>>32262144What about after year 7 or 8 the sex drops off a lot because your partner loses interest?
>>32262164>tiresome to force yourself to act amused every hour to reassure someone they've still got your attentionHoly fuck, yes. Most self proclaimed funny guys are like this. So annoying and exhausting. Like give it a break. Say something funny when the situation calls for it, not for the sake of saying something funny ugh.
Sometimes, random thoughts pop into my head, like the fact that American men invented the idea of a curb stomp, forcing someone to bite down onto the edge of a curb, positioning their jaw in such a way that a single, stomp could fracture the skull and shatter the teeth rendering the face a grotesque, broken pulp.And then women date these people.
>>32262165oh no incelnon got triggered
>>32262162Hit a nerve?
How do I find a man who doesn't mind finishing into a towel? How is that not a fetish or something?
State gender. Could you date someone who checks most of your boxes if you have accidentally seen them having sex before?
>>32262173is the towel a euphemism for your throat, cause very easily.
>>32262173ffs JH, get over your fear of baby batter
>>32262169Yes, I have seen american history X.
>>32261988State genderWhat's your degree? (if you have one of course)
>>32262174F. Sure.
>>32262173Why specifically a towel?
>>32262163I sometimes think this too, but then I question if I don't just project my own nature on the outside world. I think most people are simply weak. Whether they're innately selfish or altruistic, their nature is passive.¨People with ASPD are passionately selfish ( which I seen as worse since it's proactive not reactive), yet at the same time attracts others precisely because most people are just bland and scared to act on their desires, for good or evilYou're correct tho that most people are hypcorites. Mostly because of conviction than intention I think. They may have vaguely good intentions, but they lack any real conviction
>>32262178MEE (power to be more specific)
>>32262169That's awful, yes. My friends read this sort of stuff about men all day and have no intention of ever dating though, it was easier for boomers who had no access to news about everything men get up to
GirlsHave you ever tasted cum that made you feel sick?
>>32262175It is not. How could they even be related?>>32262176Answer the question.>>32262178F. Associates in photography, early childhood development, and general science.>>32262180Because it's not wasteful like using paper towels or tissues. He can wash it afterwards or whatever.
>>32262169WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?! This is the first time I've heard about this...
>>32261988Girls, what do you like about cocks? Also, how do you feel when you see a guy get a boner?
>>32262186Yes.
>>32262169Yes, very few selective men
>>32262186It's never not made me feel sick. Not really the taste, it's the consistency, like a big glob of lukewarm snot
>>32262178M BS in Computer Science, MS in Information Systems
>>32262188Sometimes I wish I got hentai gloop, so I can just pump it down your throat like soup.
>>32262181Yes, I ask myself that too but honestly, whenever I do interact with people or foolishly dare to give them the benefit of the doubt and trust them they inevitably fuck it up or fuck me over because they only look out for themselves so I am less and less convinced that not everyone is like that in secret. There might be exceptions but they are so rare that I would say those people should be the ones getting a diagnosis of compulsive self sacrificing. Maybe they have a humiliation fetish or a superiority complex over being so selfless, which is very paradoxical and not something I personally strive for. Basically instead of living life thinking something is wrong with you and you should try to not act on those impulses is likely just going to make you the one getting used and exploited. Just learn to hide it better so people don‘t give you grief for it.
>>32262200Don't ruin soup by making that comparison.
>>32262188I think it would be possible from a femdom perspective like "you dont dersvr to cum anywhere else" though you'd be more successful with tissues or tp in that case
>>32262192I hate cocks and I love them
>>32262203Thick soup, but still runny, like chowder, or potato leek. The idea of it just slowing dripping down your throat and your forced to only swallow is hot.
>>32262204But what if I love the guy dearly and genuinely think he deserves to be appreciated?
>>32262188all meme degrees
State genderWhich society would run better?1. 90 % women, 10 %men2. 10 % women, 90 % men
>>32262209Won't work Also you will occasionally have to take your bull up the ass.
>>32262208Is what an actual coomer is like? Maybe I'm actually normal compared to you fucks.>>32262210I agree. At least they've afforded me jobs that helped me provide for myself and maintain my home. I sort of want to get a bachelors soon.
How do I ask someone biological gender without sounding rude? I'm kinda of web-dating this "girl" for a few weeks but her profile says non-binary and her voice and face are very androgynous I can't put my finger on what is it but I feel like it's already too late to ask something like that
>>32262211M1. if it has nukes2. if it doesn't have nukes
>>32262193What did you do? Did you break up with him because of it?
>>32262211F. Both would be hellscapes.>>32262212Idk what that means.
>>32262216I told him it was gross and that I didn't want it on me like that anymore. We didn't breakup because of it, but we broke up within the year after we graduated highschool.
>>32262211Objectively 1 because if there aren't enough wombs the next generation is going to be really small in numbers.
>>32262201Fair enough. It's mosly my impulsivity I need to keep in I think. For example I got into therapy after a drunk guy pushed my girl and I beat him in the head with an ashtray. I figured I needed some anger management after thatI can mask well enough, but I still think I need to be honest with partners because otherwise the relationship is utterly meaningless to me
>>32262215They are both in isolation, so no outside threats
>>32262186Yeah
Trump or Kamala?
>>32262224FKennedy
>>32262220Ah yes, you obviously have to learn how to keep yourself in check to not fuck yourself over. Intensity only serves you if you are the one controlling it. If it controls you, you are done for. >honest with partnersYes, thats‘s why I said it has to be a you and me against the world kinda deal. If you have to hide it from the person you are supposed to be able to be authentic and vulnerable with it will drain you and lead to resentment and frustration.
>>32262141Oh, well, can she still feel any pleasure then?
I just want a bf who's always strong, and an actual man.
>>32262224FNot a burger
>>32262218asshole move>>32262196>>32262222did you tell him? my ex just made a disgust face and said "I gotta rinse my mouth so we can make out"
>>32262192They're literally designed to be the best pleasure tool. How could I not like them?
>>32262224MAnyone who doesn’t pick trump is giga retarded, though they both love Israel cock
>>32262229Not many of those around these days, unfortunately
>>32262211FBoth would be hell
>>32262220Lol, this guy proves that going to therapy is for normies only. You have no real problems, faggot.
>>32262232How was I an asshole for honestly communicating with him?
>>32262217>>32262236Why?
>>32262186Yes, so I never sucked his dick again
>>32261991No, sorry. I don’t want to spend time and energy on that
>>32262218Would you not suck his cock anymore after that? Also, was he the first guy who you had tasted cum? Genuine question
>>32262087No
>>32262220That's an entirely normal reaction to take to a man pushing your gf though lmao
>>32262108Enjoy they heighten risk of cancer
>>32262238you should've said "I'm not into it" instead of saying it's gross
>>32262188>Answer the question.no, I wont finish in a towelI will finish either on you or in you, thats just how it is, you pick which you prefer. I'll wipe you down right after if you want, but im not going to stop fucking you and search for a towel to cum into
>>32262239Not enough members of the opposite sex, people would be constantly fighting over men or women, it would be impossible to form peaceful romantic and platonic relationships.
>>32262119I think what most of us mean with men being funny is a man having wit.
>>32262236>>32262217Jinwar and Umoja both sound like a paradise though whereas the male-only villages built around Umoja all fell apart within months
>>32262188>Associates in photography, early childhood development, and general science.how the fuck did that get you working in a lab with beetles
>>32262242I sucked him off plenty after that, I just pointed it away when he came. And yes, he was my first bf.
Today is the day
>>32262059I would be very happy with her because I have a low libido and I'm not a huge fan of sex, but I'm a freak of nature and not too common in the wild.
>>32261991Yes, my very important requirement is that he needs to be an autist with absolutely NO friends because I’m a very jelly person, I don’t like it when I get friendcucked>>32262087No I wouldn’t >>32262123I think sex is absolutely disgusting. I never want to have sex/masturbate/have kids
>>32262246Sorry, I tend to harshly speak my mind. That much I can admit.>>32262249I'd have the towel ready, and I'd finish the guy into the towel. That's fair, right?>>32262255The general science degree did.
How can I orally please my moid other that sucking his dick?>inb4 lick his assholeNo I'm not doing that
>>3226225090% M 10% F society can just put some of the male kids on female hormones and the ones that really don't want trannies can fuck the 10%
>>32262262Lick his balls? Kiss him? Bite him?
>>32262262Kiss him?
>>32262240how did that work out? Was he upset? Was he the first guy you've tasted?
>>32262261>That's fair, right?not really, seems disrespectfulalso how do you plan on having kids when your man is finishing in towels anyways
>>32261988Just had an epiphany that I dress like Amy Farrah Fowler
>>32262237>>32262244It was more of a drunken stumble than a real forceful push I think. I just wanted to be violent. I've struggled with violence from a young age. I wouldn't call myself a 'normie', I've been in juvie for assault. It was at the moment where I acted that way in front of my girl, and I couldn't keep those two parts of myself, seperate, that I thought I needed some therapy>>32262226I agree. It leads to alienation and exhaustion. I also think many women seem more forgiving of aggresion ( if it's not directed towards them) than constant weakness and passivity in a man. Though that might just be my own bias
>>32262267Babymaking would be different. We'd have normal sex then.
Did you know that Elon musk is one of the top 20 Diablo 4 players in the world? there are only TWO Americans in the top 20.
>>32262265>>32262264>Kiss him?I already do it
>>32262262You could tongue fuck his ear, but getting fucked is a submissive thing that should be reserved for women only
>>32262245thats false.
>>32262262>orallyJust start rubbing his cock
>>32262260>friendcuckedFemanon is going horrifically emotionally abuse several lonely men with no self confidence and likely already has done so
>>32262240that's fair if you don't expect him to eat your pussy or ass
>>32262123Yeah. People and couples have their own dynamic when it comes to sex. If there is no sex for a long period, my advice would be to communicate thoroughly what each others needs and desires are. Some people are sexually compatible others are not, some care about it and some do not. Personally I have sex minimum once a week with my partner, and we even plan time and date.
>>32262277Nah, it's true.
>>32262266He was the first yes, I don't know if he was upset, he didn't talk much about his feelings of anything outside of work problems. I eventually left him.
>>32262271whats the differenceseems like finishing on you would be less of a hassle if I just wipe you down right after
>>32262285I bet if I was your first bf, you'd be guzzling down gallons of cum by now, addicted by how absolutely gourmet my shit is
>>32262135They have had a lot changes to the status quo, what are you taking about.Or do you mean in the teenage edgy way of “why society isn’t on fire nothing changes!”?
>>32262214Bump
>>32262290I mean the people who always be complaining about how voting in america is always just "picking the side that sucks less"but then be like, WOAH, lets not get too crazy here and actually change things
>>32262174FProbably
>>32262270How did your girlfriend feel about it?>>32262280He never did anyways. I didn't cum a single time with him, and he got mad when I bought a vibrator. >>32262288That's how I am with my fiance now. It's a wonder what a clean diet and lifestyle will do.
>>32262295Lucky guy, respect to him.
>>32261988Why would anyone (man or woman) put their tongue up someone's (man or woman) ass?
>>32262270>if it's not directed towards themWell yes, because its a crucial element to success. Thats why women like assertive and dominant men, not because they want them to be abusive towards them but because they would rather accept some aggressive behavior if it at least leads to accumulation of power and resources. Basically if you want to be the wife of the war lord you have to accept that he might be a little rowdy and loud sometimes but that just comes with the territory. If the cringe tow drunk thinks he just has to be more rowdy and aggressive with girls to get their pussy wet, it will not work and just make them get him executed in the town square.
>>32262295>It's a wonder what a clean diet and lifestyle will do.a guy can have a clean lifestyle and be fit but still have foul tasting cum. Sometimes it's just genetic chemistry between two people.
>>32262292Like "Time to change the people who are changing the rules of the game"Dude, the game is fucking busted
Why is getting chocked so hot?
>>32262295>. I didn't cum a single time with himhow big was his dick?
>>32262302because you're degenerate
State genderWhat's your most degen fantasy?
>>32262307holding hands
>>32262178FNon so far, I’m studying to become a therapist. I want to focus on mental health counseling, especially for teenagers.
>>32262307I want to see if a woman will die from over stimulation.I kind of want to restrain a woman and just tie a clit vibe and some fucking machines on her and leave it on 24/7
>>32262307FHaving sex with a gay guy
>>32262307FGetting bukkaked
>>32262312>bukkakedWhat's that?
>>32262211FMost likely 1. Men has been a detriment to our society and world as a whole.
>>32262262Suck his fingers
>>32262300Based. >>32262304A little above average I guess. Why?>>32262307Being a young teen again and my fiance grooming me
>>32262224Kamala, easy peasy
>>32262307MI want to kiss a woman while she pees
>>32262313That's a knowledge you should have after high school, I will not replace your teachers
>>32262224Kamala is a GILF it’s an easy choice
State GenderDo you care about the environment?
>>32262316>Why?just checking if it's because you desensitised yourself by using sex toys too much.
>>32262277No, sorry, it’s true. You better look this up before you do irreversible damage to yourself
>>32262295Hard to know for sure. She acted a bit horrified and disappointed, but it couldn't have been too bad since we had sex the same night. She did tell me that if I didn't learn to control myself better we had no future>>32262298Good point. How most men act when they get some liquid courage inside of them is funny. You can see violence is foreign to them because they don't understand how fast things can go from 0 to 100. If you can I think physical violence should be avoided anyway. A fight is so random that even if you think you're the biggest badass on earth you can get snuck and stomped out in a second
>>32262292But they do change things?
>>32262314but if there were only 10% males, when you date you'd have to pick the 0.5% instead of the 5%
>>32262307Getting beat up and my balls busted by a cute girl who humiliates me and leaves me laying in a humiliating position (like with my ass in the air with cum leaking out of my dick while she lays her heels on my ass cheeks)
>>32262327But do they change "The Game"?
Do men really want women to fuck in high heels?
>>32262314Would you still agree if men ruled 1.
>>32262332no
>>32262332No, shoes in bed is gross.
>>32262323Ah, I did worry about that myself, but he was my first and the toys came halfway through our relationship. Neither of my exes ever made me cum (let alone get me wet,) my fiance does regularly, so I think it was more not being the right one for me & selfish/unskilled lovers vs being desensitized.
>>32262332Anon, you need a boyfriend, preferably one that's not a gooning porn addict, and I'd stop exploring whatever edge of the internet you're currently in.
>>32262334>>32262335Why is there so much porn with it then?
>>32262332I want them to fuck me up in high heels https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Xmc3pH7js5c&pp=ygUcRmVtYWxlIHNlbGYgZGVmZW5jZSBoZWVscyBhZA%3D%3D
>girl blocked me after I sent her a video of my dick that she asked forThis hurts a lot. I really liked her and her boobs.
>>32262332I like it for pratical reasons. I'm tall and my girl is short, with heels on I can fuck her standing. Or at least standing positions become less awkward
>>32262322FYesBut leftists environmental lovers almost always make things worseAlso fuck Taylor Swift
I'm about to go voteShould i vote for Trump? I haven't decided yet
>>32262341get blackmailed, idiot
>>32262232I didn't tell him. The first time I gave a bj he tried to warn me and got all panicky, it was really hot. It's not like I hadn't heard that cum might taste bad and many women spit.While it isn't a culinary experience, swallowing is more than arousing enough to offset the texture
>>32262322Why do so many women defend Taylor?
>>32262325It's scary I'm the moment but very fucking attractive after the fact. You proved you would protect her no matter what. She's right of course, that if you continue this way there's no future together, though I'd bed that's more because you likely to go to prison and not because she'd leave you.
>>32262341how small is it?
>>32262336so you weren't attracted to them.
>>32262341Yeah it's disappointing to see a man I liked has a micropenis
>>32262338in general girls wear high heels during sex only in femdom porn
>>32262310I sometimes lose motivation or get into a debate in the middle of masturbation and just leave the vibe in my pants for an hour or three, it gets numb in there pretty soon after losing arousal
>>32262341Imagine her dissapointment.
>>32261988Men, would you date a woman smarter than you?
>>32262297It’s naughty, and that’s sexy af
>>32262353Not true
>>32262356Definitely. Especially if she lectures me about atuff in her field that I have no chance at understanding.
>>32261988Why bitchesWHY???
>>32262360This is my body hair.
>>32262351I was initially, and then I got to know them more I guess.
>>32262354Damn, I mean I always knew it was impractical, since physical trauma would probably kill her before the over-stimulation would.
>>32262357How is potentially having your mouth come in contact with fecal matter hot?
>>32262356Only if she's actually smarter, and doesn't just think she's smart.
>>32262350It's average.>>32262352>>32262355To be fair, I may have fucked up by not sending it while fully hard. But I told her it gets bigger but I never got a second chance. My insides hurt.
>>32262174>Could you date someone who checks most of your boxes if you have accidentally seen them having sex before?M. Sure.
>>32262358damn. how much porn do you watch that you regularly see non femdom porn where girl is in high heels during sex?
>>32262356M, yes, my highschool gf was in MENSA and I'm a himbo
>>32262367>not fully hard Congrats you made her feel undesirable.
>>32262178>What's your degree?M. BSc in Laser Physics and Optoelectronics.
>>32262307FAnal, anal farts, DP with dildos and pee-play with my sister.
Yo chat, watch this.https://youtu.be/bUyze1FsIJg
>>32262367an average floppy dick is not a turn on for a woman. in her mind she expects a 7incher so hard it can cut diamond
>>32262369I'm pretty sure I don't watch as much as an average moid
>>32262374>sisterand ruined
>>32262322FYes, too bad righties want to destroy the planet for short-term gain.
>>32262374you want a golden shower from your sister?
genderwhats worsesmall dick and regular sexorbig dick but you only experienced it once
>>32262192>how do you feel when you see a guy get a boner?That depends very much on who, when, and where. My bf in the bedroom - hot as fuck. Some random guy on a train late at night? Not good.
>>32262376This. Flaccid dick is for comfy time. Sexting whilst not hard as fuck is an ick.
>>32262328Explain? Is this some sort of incel math?
>>32262381FSmall dick and regular sex.
MenHow much of a debuff it is when I believe in ancient aliens, have weird fetishes and am skinnyfat?
>>32262381FNo clue never had sex
>>32262381FBig dick is worse no matter how few times you have to take it
GenderAre you ashmaed of your body count?Would you feel comfortable revealing it to your mom or dad, besides the awkwardness people typically experience, do you think they'd judge you for that number.
>>32262332Yes>>32262322Yes>>32262307Sex>>32262274Omg it's rly him fr>>32262262>orally pleaseSing him a song >>32262178Degrees are for nerds >>32262174Sure>>32262165>STOP APPROACHING WOMEN.>STOP USING ONLINE APPSDo you think most ppl here do this
>>32262333They wouldn’t
>>32262390>Big dick is worseWDYM
>>32262387depends if you're open about your weird fetishes and what's your fat distribution
>>32262387>ancient aliens, have weird fetishes and am skinnyfat?She's just like me fr>>32262391Not ashamed of being a turbovirgin >>32262375I would but I'm at work rn, maybe l8r
>>32262344If you want to vote trump might as well stay at home
SMACK MY BITCH UP!
>>32262224>Trump or Kamala?Kamala: incompetent. Trump: insane, senile, and an existential threat to democracy.Hmm, tough choice.
>>32262364It’s clean don’t worry about it
>>32262387>believe in ancient aliens,Deal breaker>have weird fetishesProbably a deal breaker>am skinnyfatOnly men can be skinny fat
>>32262399https://youtu.be/MwWgIAY3FFQ?si=Bnm95fNlIzq_8tS6
>>32262381Depends. Small is bad, average is fine, big is fantastic, too big is bad
>>32262385the idea is that no matter how many males are available, you will only be interested in a tiny percentage of them, proportional to the total number. with 10% males and 90% women, your potential pool of partners would be tiny and so would be your chances of actually getting them (but you know this already as even with a 50-50 male-women distribution you still experience issues).
>>32262381I don't get what you mean. You mean if I'd prefer sex multiple times with a smaller dick over once with a big dick? I've never been with an outright big partner, but from what I know I don't think I would enjoy that, so given the choice between big and small I'll go with small whether for one time or often.
>>32262378Disagree
>>32262387>ancient aliensAs in being a nazi? >fetishesAs in being a pedo? >skinny fatAs in pic rel?
>>32262381>big dick only onceI need regular sex to survive>>32262391F, no, my body count is less than my dad's so he wouldn't judge me.
>>32262380We may have already done this to each other already
>>32262412SIck
>>32262391F, no, my number is quite conservative for my age (31 an penetrative sex with 1 person, oral with 3) so I would not expect anyone to be shocked at it. My parents also are not conservative people.
>>32262391I’m a 36 year old virgin.
>>32262381FBoth is the worst so it doesn’t matter
>>32262407hypergamy isn't that binary and blatant tho. it's a real concept, but it's not like women are only interested in a tiny percentage. Probaly 1/3 of men are genuinely attractive to women in some way. The others can manage by being a provider. Only if you're irredeemably ugly or fucked up in some way do you have 0 chance
>>32262391FNo and no.
>>32262414I mean, does being a liberal automatically mean one's promiscuous?
>>32262394It feels bad. Like constipation in the wrong hole. The average vagina was meant to take the average dick. A smaller dick has a higher chance of stimulating the g-spot consistently considering it's not very deep and men always want to do full strokes instead of grinding at some spot near the opening.
>>32262398Thing is I did bet money on Robinhood that he would win (I don’t like him but i think he is likely to win). So if he does win, I’ll make $1,000
>>32262391Myeah, I wish I waited for my wife, wherever she is
>>32262419Uhh, yes??
>>32262414that's extremely low>>32262391MI have 7 bodies so no insanse number, but I regret 5 of them. Not to the point of shame but it was empty and vile
>>32262371Really? I thought it was clear that I liked her with the compliments I gave her. Why not give me a chance to get it fully hard next time? She waited a few days before blocking me and left my messages on read.
>>32262423huh?
>>32262419No. Just meant my parents aren't conservative in the sense of I never got the impression they cared about me being sexually active too soon or too much or anything like that. I don't think that was one of the scenarios they ever worried about, they were more the parents worrying I wouldn't have any friends.
>>32262425Words are cheap. Anyone can say anything. Boners are rather cheap too but less easy to fake.
>>32262391FNo. My bodycount is 5 and so far only been a positive impact on my life.
>>32262356>Men, would you date a woman smarter than you?Definitely. That would be very hot.
>>32262427Would be an interesting conversation, like asking your dad if he ever worried about you being a "whore"I wonder how mothers feel when they find out their son is a playboy
>>32262407I was right, it was incel math
>>32262429>positive impact on my life.like what? being able to deepthroat, not feeling pain from big dicks, being better at BJs?
>>32262413Nah, hotWhy are you such a prude?
>>32262435Sick.
I am glad to leave this place, at last…
>>32262433you keep saying this but the statistics aren't helping you.
>>32262381>whats worse>small dick and regular sex>or>big dick but you only experienced it onceA big dick that I experience regularly is the worst. If I only have to experience it once, that's not so bad. But small and regular is best.
>>32262431Actually I already know my dad didn't. He grew up in an extremely sex negative household and felt it held him back a lot in life, it was supremely important to him that his kids wouldn't be as "cramped and full of shame" as he was. He actually went into the other direction a bit with being too happy to make>well you'll have a boyfriend SOME DAY and then...comments when I was at the age I did not want anyone speculating about my future love life. On the other hand though, I ended up being single for most of my adult life and they never gave me real shit for that either so it's all good.
>>32262421I don’t know if that’s a lot to you or not. It’s only satisfying if it’s all that you have and you lose it, if that’s the case please report back
>>32262391F, yes, though I'm sure anyone could easily guess I haven't been with anyone but my first and last dork ex despite being 30. My parents would feel sorry considering that they know I'm lonely and not doing it out of some trad or femcel ideology
>>32262434Being satisfied and satisfy, gaining sexual experience in a fun healthy way
>>32262441damn... I'm shedding tears on my 7.5" schlong
>>32262374Do you use a strapon? Is there a top and bottom?
Bros.I went on a walk at like 5am, and then crashed out so hard I practically slept through the entire day.
>>32262439Applying incel logic to a fictional hypothetical isn’t going to do you any good
>>32262449amateur
>>32262439NTA, post the paper
>>32262356I would date a woman who's superior to me in any metric as long as it's not some femdom/humiliation situation where she tries to make me feel inferior.
>>32262448Nah, double-sided dildos. And we switch.
>>32262452What can I say, I'm fat
>>32262434NTA but a good sexual experience, even if casual, can really make you walk away with more pride and confidence in yourself, more open to being surprised in life. That is not even mentioning that if you have flings/relationships with feelings involved, there will already be fun and tenderness, not just sex.The opposite is true, too, I was celibate a lot and I don't even regret it, but still, it definitely took a number not just on my confidence but also on my mood, over time. Getting positive affirmation that someone saw something in you can just do a lot of good.
>>32262428God dang it. Okay, she wasn't that pretty, she looked like an alien but her brown body was hot and I liked her personality. It's crazy how girls go from 100 to 0 so quickly and you never get a second chance.
>>32262417not so much about chances as it is about outcomes - yes, as you say, only through being fucked up in some manner can men be completely barred from relationships, but even if that's not the case, the reality is that women tend to look for someone better.>>32262450>>32262453Rise of the SHEconomy by Morgan Stanley>Single women are expected to grow +1.2% annually from 2018-2030 compared with +0.8% for the overall U.S. population
>>32262417>Only if you're irredeemably ugly or fucked up in some way do you have 0 chanceDats me.
>>32262459I never found it works this way with me personally. But if it can give lasting and meaningful positive affirmation then go for itI had casual sex with 5 women and I just felt nothing. Maybe a hint of disgust afterwards. Maybe I'm just not built for it ig
>>32262425>>32262428This, she probably was very horny and excited and had nog expected you to visibly be not that excited, it made her feel humiliated.Compliments are what you say to be nice and polite, your body doesn't lie. It's just different. >Why not give me a chance to get it fully hard next time? Because after the negative experience, she won't get relaxed and horny anymore. She sent those pics feeling like hot shit and you ruined her feeling like hot shit, she cannot unlearn that you are not as attracted to her as at least she felt to you in that moment. Believe me, young guys are no different, if you make them feel self-conscious you will typically never see them again.
>>32262459>more pride and confidence in yourself, more open to being surprised in life. That is not even mentioning that if you have flings/relationships with feelings involved, there will already be fun and tenderness, not just sex.doesn't that mean she'd feel better if she had sex with just one guy in serious relationship instead of having 5 bodies? plus I'm sure she knows she'd have move value with 1 body intead of 5 bodies
>>32262391M yeah Im ashamed of having meaningless sex with someone I never had intentions of marrying I think the number isn’t completely embarrassing so no
>>32262466It's definitely not for everyone, but there is also still difference between different kinds of casual sex. E.g. I once took home a guy (my age, cute, friendly, visibly into me) I didn't know, only to realize I literally could not even feel his touch, he was touching my hips and it was like whatever, so I had to call it quits.On the other hand I have experiences even just being flirted with by a stranger, where you feel all sorts of things inside.It is no different for relationships. Most people find (some) happiness in a relationship, but it does not work if you just get together with someone for the sake of not being alone, you should LIKE your partner. With a one night stand, obviously it doesn't have to be someone you would ever fall in love with, but it should be someone who makes you feel something (butterflies, excitement, fascination, anything), otherwise there is no point.If you do feel lots of things, it can be great even without love or future prospects.
>>32262463>labor participation forecast by investment bankI'm sure you could find a better one. Either way, where in the paper does it say that women pick 5%?
Y'knowI just realized I don't think I can be friends with people with PICA.
>>32262463Now it’s single women. A post about 90% women world shouldn’t affect you this much
>>32262478Why's that?
>>32262478I feel the same about ligma.
>>32262286I guess that would the be the least of the evils if finishing in a towel wasn't an option.
>>32262482I dunno, it kind of pisses me off, like stop eating those
>>32262471>doesn't that mean she'd feel better if she had sex with just one guy in serious relationshipWell yeah for some people, no doubt. But life is not perfect and if the choice is between holding out for, say, two years aching and longing for the perfect person to fall in love with, or that same situation only you have a super fun and exciting and pleasurable night somewhere in those two years, most people would feel better having had that fun experience. Even if it still does not hold a candle to sex with someone you love and trust. >plus I'm sure she knows she'd have move value with 1 body intead of 5 bodiesAlso depends on the person. Especially as people get older, yes there are men and women who would say "I'd rather have had my partner live their best life before me, than that I care whether they had eight or ten partners". I'm early thirties now and the question literally how many people you have slept with, barely even comes up, it is just expected that people have a past.
2 questions When you say slurs around non white people how do they react?If you say nigga around black people how do they react?
>>32262487F. Even though I'm mixed, I don't like using any actual slurs. Just made up ones.
>>32262487Depends wholly on the crowd. In a lot of places like a work environment, you will get side eye and some people will silently write you off as an asshole/racist, but if you are casual enough about it and don't keep doing it, you are unlikely to face actual consequences.If you go to a place with less social control/less at stake and especially if the whole vibe/culture there isn't so white to begin with, and you start calling people slurs, you're going to be kicked out at best and beaten up at worst.
>>32262487my gf is persian and I'm nordic. I sometimes blurt our racist shit. she finds it funny
>>32262484what specifically do you hate about cum so much
>>32262489Ayy my festizio, whatup?
>>32262489>Just made up onesLike what?
>>32262487I dont see non white people often, recently there's been a few indians but they're pussies so they just put their tails between their legs and walk away when confronted.People here arent afraid to be racist
>>32262493Smell, texture, look, how it congeals and gets all cold and gross, the fact it's full of tiny zombie things whose only purpose is to burrow into living tissue, the fact it could cause an unexpected pregnancy, I could go on.
>>32262492there's a female persian atoga regular. what a coincidence
>>32262495Leaf, kangaroofucker, upsidedownie, etc.
>>32262469So the girls who didn't mind my flaccid dick were just more self-confident? Now I feel bad for her kinda. I thought it was because I was small in her eyes.
question for women:What are some ways to find out why a woman is with me? what are some telltale signs that a woman is with me because they actually like me as a person?what are some signs that they are with me because it is convenient?
>>32262443It’s not a lot of money to me. I’m going to make $17k this month from work. But even still, every earning is a gain.
>>32262497>Smell, texture, lookall of those change all the time thoughI have a healthy diet so I've never had complaints about taste. the texture depends how often I cum. if I jerk off daily its basically liquid and when I go on my months long nofap streaks it comes out like a gel when I finally do cum.you'd need to make a spreadsheet and minmax your mans cum I suppose
>>32262476women aren't disinterested in dating but they date less and less, I wonder why they're increasingly single if: (a) dating apps are so popular and have so many easily available males,and (b) feminism has made everyone equal and eliminated the need for men to provide, therefore reducing the financial requirements imposed on men,and (c) statistics still show that men care more about physical attractiveness than women, so in theory women are more open to dating the uglier males, yet that doesn't seem to occurit's very perplexing.
>>32262498srs? they're cute but hairy. my girl has hair on her lower back that she needs to laser. also lokwey racist against dark traits themselves
>>32262503what's your job?
>>32262503The only thing that was potentially interesting about you is no longer. Have a good life
>>32262501Probably, though there's a little more to it, they could be more experienced and less foused on just how hard you already are or aren't, or they were less intensely into you so they were less invested in exactly how much they got you horny. But it is most likely that the girl you think of was especially insecure, yes. It's not impossible that she was put off by your size, but you already know in advance it's gonna be a gamble if you ask a random guy for nudes. It is more likely to me that either she felt bad because of your semi or she was horny and wanted it but seeing the real deal put her off a little, anyway, made it too real, than that she was very hung up on you being a specific size. It would be especially counterproductive to already send nudes to a guy you don't know yet is the size you want. Because you don't sound that way, but some guys in your position would feel so butthurt and humiliated they will spread those nudes for revenge. So if you really want a particularly hung guy you should try to get him to tell or show you before you put your own ass on the line.Your dick's fine.
I voted for legal weed :3
>>32262505After my first bf, I specifically avoided cum, so honestly I can't be certain, but from what I remember it was all pretty much the same.
This thread was better when it was just cels
>>32262513A vote for Trump is a vote for Joe Rogan, Secretary of Legal Weed. God bless America.
>>32262514texture, color, consistency, load size is all dependant on diet. especially the tasteI used to take supplements to make it thicker, whiter and just a bigger load in general.
>>32262521I was always a fakecel thouever
>>32262502>What are some ways to find out why a woman is with me?Don't bother trying to understand this, you won't be able to, you just have to have faith that she sees things in you that you cannot yourself, in combination with what I write below.>telltale signs of being liked as a person>it is easy to hold her full attention, she listens to you and remembers what you tell her>she asks about you, about your life and feelings>you can tell things or people (like your pets or friends) automatically matter to her for the sake of mattering to you>she does not break your trustThe latter is super important. Guys are kind of prone to ignoring red flags with the argument that they should just not care/have thicker skin. NEVER accept your gf putting you down in front of others, using vulnerable info to shame/hurt you when she's angry, stuff like that. If you feel like you could just be anyone to her, you are just the guy to stand next to her and put his arm around her shoulder, don't bother trying to explore if this is really also her truth, at that point you should just leave.
>>32262502>What are some ways to find out why a woman is with me?Asking her>what are some telltale signs that a woman is with me because they actually like me as a person?She spends time with you, is interested in you, and pays attention to you>what are some signs that they are with me because it is convenient?High rent areaYou're doing most of the choresYou're a yuppie with access to tons of resources the average guy couldn't provide
>>32262524Why the fuck would you want to do that? Why are men so obsessed with their goo?
>>32262524Post supplement stack so I can get them for my bf please ...
>>32262438See you tomorrow!
>>32262531Selection bias. You don't get (You)s from the men who aren't obsessed.
why don't women want to give you closure? I asked her to meet up to break up and she says it's stil too painful. then I ask if she wants to block and move on, but she doesn't want to do that either, says its too drasticnow I know I did something wrong by insulting her and I respect her decision obviously, but why not meet up, look me in the eye and end it?
>>32262509I’m a pilot
>>32262063Fuck yeah that would be crazy hot.>>32262307MMaking a girl anal only
>>32262530>You're a yuppie with access to tons of resources the average guy couldn't provideNta but if I'm a yuppie in a high cost area, do I have to date only yuppie women to avoid being taken advantage of?
>>32262533Nta
>>32262537living the life man. flying was always my dream. I'm happy for you tho
>>32262536Because from what she writes she still feels super conflicted and no one choice feels right yet, it would all stir up a lot of feelings right now.If you want no contact, don't wait for her, block her. You don't have to follow her plan or pace. But you cannot expect her to do what you need in your time.
>>32262262Licking and sucking his ballsKissing his tummy
>>32262531I thought it was cool that cumming actually made a sound and shooting ropes was fun. though pressure was never a problem for me even before that. it also makes the orgasm much more intense. I stopped taking them a few years back though, I dont really find much enjoyment anymore in orgasms in general>>32262533I started taking them because I used to listen to PKA and they had their own brand for cum supplements, so I just looked up their ingredients and got cheaper ones without the brand tax stamped on them. I'd start there. Zinc is a must, but he should be taking that anyway. I'll look up my list when I get home if I can find it
>>32262541You're a star anon, thank you
>>32262332Please fuck yes just hearing you walk around in high heels is soothing on its own
>>32262533Don't encourage them ffs.>>32262535True.>>32262545I'm going to fucking vomit. Don't call it "ropes". If it actually made orgasms feel better, then I guess it wasn't completely stupid.
>>32262543hmm indeed she's obviously conflicted. she edits almost every message she sends and said she loved me. just one-sided blocking after what we've been through feels too casual and disrespectful toward her for me. so ig I'm stuck in limbo
>>32262307MCovering a woman in my cum, on any part of her body. Lots of facials.
>>32262332Do they not look aesthetic when the woman's feet are up in the air? I think this is similar to looking at a man's sweaty pecs as he pounds you.
>>32262552what would you have me call them thenim ESL, I dont know the other terms
>>32262502>>32262528Just wanted to add in regards to>Don't bother trying to understand this, you won't be able to, you just have to have faiththat I want to clarify you should be able to tell THAT your girl is into you. Because of the way her face lights up when you come in or how much she loves to touch you or how soft her eyes get when you tell her something sweet or whatever else.I am really talking about the "why" part. "I can tell she thinks I'm hot shit, but I'm not, so why?" You will never find an answer to that and it will make your relationship a lot harder if you keep looking at her to take away your disbelief or insecurities. Instead gaze into her eyes where you can see it is true, even if you don't understand how or what you did to deserve it.And if you just cannot tell at all if she likes you or not, it's not worth it, you need a partner to make you feel desired and loved.
>>32262553>just one-sided blocking after what we've been through feels too casual and disrespectful toward her for me.That's understandable but it sounds super similar to what she told you when you suggested it to her. So it sounds like you are stuck in the same predicament and need to try to give each other a little time and space.
>>32262169>And then women date these people.To be fair, in order to curb stomp someone, one has to go outside and interact with people in real life. Being capable of that already puts them ahead of a large number of zoomers.
>>32262562you're right. thanks. this uncertainity is really dragging me down, but the answer is indeed obvious. I think this girl really loves me sadly. I feel terrible for hurting her
>>32262558Idk. I just know that term makes me picture it having a solid structure, which is foul.
>>32262566its just a bigger load and more pressure. the structure is the same as it always is. but going back to the point, not all cum is equal. maybe you just got unlucky with your first guy
>>32262565It sounds like she does, yeah. It is a sad thing to hurt someone that way, but it is also inevitable sometimes, just a part of being alive. And often the kinder thing is to distance yourself a little from that, instead of hovering around trying to fix something you can't fix in the first place as you can't change your feelings and that is all she really wants and needs from you. It is hard having to wait it out, good luck anon and I hope it'll eventually settle down a bit.
Women, which is hotter:>grunting>moaning>whimpering
>>32262539If two yuppies get together you'll both benefit from the halved rent etc, that alone isn't taking advantage. She'd probably only stay with you out of convenience if it was very hard for her to meet other yuppie men, or if you're some mega simp willing to put in way more effort and/or material resources than your peers.Letting a poor girl move in cheap instead would also greatly benefit the poor girl but that isn't 100% sure to be her motive in dating you - you'd have to know if she's consistently targeting wealthy guys to take care of her. What makes you interesting to her? A shared interest she's passionate about? Do you get along stellarly? Or is she just impressed with your fancy things?
>>32262570Not a specific one. I would say out of the three, (deep) moaning is most consistently super hot to me, never fails. Whimpering is super fucking sexy, but only as a sign/as proof that the guy is losing control, I'm sure if a guy's normal sound to make was whimpering, it would bore me very quickly. But to hear a guy who will normally only make "masculine" noises suddenly whimper, yeah, it's electrifying. In general I think any noise that you don't usually hear from your partner tends to be thrilling. And vocal guys are super hot in general, just so much more rewarding to please a guy who lets you feel who much you rock his world.
>>32262167>>32262164This is exactly why I am funny but not a performer. I genuinely don't care about getting attention or a positive response. I care about the joke, not the laugh. I'm amusing myself.As a high school outcast I told jokes in volume, amusing myself and working out which ones worked. If you're mocked and insulted anyway, there's no reason not to. And if you can make someone who dislikes you laugh, it's a good joke.So, I lack both the need for approval and the drive to successfully perform.
>>32262570All of the above.
>>32262546No problemB)
>>32262542The job is good. But that’s really the only good thing in my life. When I’m not flying, I’m either at my apartment or a hotel room lurking 4Channel all day
>>32262119>>32262124This. It's not important at all if a guy is particularly funny. But having a sense of humor about life IS super fucking important because it is one of those things that will keep you from getting bitter when shit gets rough. I have zero issue seeing myself with a man who never said something that outright makes me laugh, but I could never be with someone who doesn't understand irony at all, for example.
>>32262568thanks brother. she's also younger than me ( 21, I'm 28), and I think in a way I'm her frist love so the intensity and newness of those emotions must be overwhelming for her. I should've been more careful with my words, I'm used to more mature ( and I guess jaded) women who are more comfortable with fights
Womendo you moan while masturbating ?
>>32262574So in conclusion no matter what women only care about my money. Fuck that is depressing, guess I am not dating anymore
>>32262585not true, I'm a 28 loser who's just finished his second year of college, had to move in with my mom again, and my girl is devoted, beautiful and kind>>32262580it's a great thing tho. you spend most of your life at work. I'd trade places with you in a heartbeat even if the other dimensions of my life ( romantic, social, sexual) might be better than yours
>>32262528>The latter is super important. Guys are kind of prone to ignoring red flags with the argument that they should just not care/have thicker skin. NEVER accept your gf putting you down in front of others, using vulnerable info to shame/hurt you when she's angry, stuff like that.The woman im dating hasnt really done anything that bad thankfully but we are still in the early days of the relationship not a single argument yet. The most she's done is make fun of my driving in front of others(im actually a good driver she's just a backseat betty). I think jokes on things where you know the other person isnt insecure about that aspect of themselves is okay. Or am I ignoring a red flag?>>32262530>Asking herIf i ask her it will come off as insecure, no? i am trying to stop giving that impression.>>32262530>High rent area>You're doing most of the choresokay ill keep this in mind if i even move in with her
>>32262584Not if I can help it. I try to hold my breath so I'm not loud. Same during sex.
>>32262592why?
>>32262059nope, no. People who say they would are desperate and unaware of the feelings that will come once the initial desire is satisfied.Like other anon said, try looking for actually asexual men, that sounds mostly foolproof
>>32262596Because I sound retarded when I moan. Also holding my breath feels good. Win-win.
>>32262559>Because of the way her face lights up when you come in or how much she loves to touch you or how soft her eyes get when you tell her something sweet or whatever else.Thanks for clarifying this, i see what you mean. The thing that really throws me off is that she is never particularly affectionate with her words but when we spend time together she is very affectionate physically. I am the complete opposite, i usually am very vocal about what i like about her and our relationship. She usually reciprocates these feelings but only if I bring it up first. This makes me feel like she's just playing along which is why i have my doubts.
>>32262502just see if she will go out of her way to make you feel good
>>32262601>You know autoerotic asphyxiation makes you retarded, right
I love JH so much
>>32262605I love her because she's black.
>>32262604That'd explain a lot. I started smothering myself with pillows while I schlicked very early on.
Do European girls like having their asses eaten?
>>32262601pls sound retarded for me, it's hotaf
>>32262605>>32262606You love sex, that's all you really care about.
>>32262605Too bad she doesn't date asians...
>>32262609Seriously, you're underestimating how dumb I end up sounding. I usually compare it to Dory talking to the whales in Finding Nemo.
>>32262607do you ask your bf/gf to choke you or do you have some shame
>>32262610I would marry JH and raise a family with JH *and* not have sex with JH, if that's what it takes to prove my love.
>>32262616I don't ask partners to choke me since explaining the safety steps properly is difficult and unsexy. I'd rather just hold my breath of bury my face in a pillow. Safer and simpler.
>>32262619Nah, explaining kink safeties is hot as fuck, it adds to the ritual and feeling that you're about to do some real kink ass freaky shit
>>32262610No, I love how much fire she has, but she’s so sweet underneathI would date her in an instant, although she hates when I use smilies
>>32262617>*and* not have sex with JHLiterally impossible.
>>32262610If JH only wanted me to use the cum rag, that shit would be drenched within the hour, that's all.
>>32262620I haven't met a partner who I felt would agree, but I get where you're coming from.>>32262621>sweet underneathI ain't sweet.
normie white guys and /pol/anons think black pussy looks like horse pussy
>>32262627JH is the sweetest monkey in the jungle.
JH made me jerk off to black women
>>32262610she makes me feel validated for my sexual preferences
>>32262631Has happened to be before too desu
>>32262630Fuck you.>>32262631You have a fetish, don't blame me.>>32262633That's not my intention. I'm just being honest about what I like and what I want a partner to like.
>>32262636>Fuck you.busted a nut, thanks.
>>32262631It feels forbidden to masturbate to black women.
>>32262637Better in your trashcan than on some unfortunate woman on the bus or something, you sick fuck. I'm doing the world a service by stopping you here.
>>32262640You better keep doing it then, hopefully for life, you never know what I might do if you're not around to keep me in check. :)
>>32262612ok i would need to hear it. but chances are it is hot exactly because it's dumb, because i can hear you really lost control
>>32262636>That's not my intention. I'm just being honest about what I like and what I want a partner to like.But that's all you need to do. It doesn't need to be intentional. It's enough.
>>32262639I give you permission.
>>32262627I think you are :) Talking to you makes my heart flutter
>>32262631I do it because Black woman lives matter.
Id have sex with JH infront of her beetles
>>32262653>t. beetle
Why do guys sometimes get so weird about money? I'm dating a guy, he isn't doing well due to responsibilities he has that makes it hard to work full time, and I understand that completely, no judgement from my side. I genuinely don't care, I have enough money myself. But he acts like it's a problem, somehow. It's not like his situation changed, and it's not like I've acted like I had money in the first place, or insinuated anything regarding his work, income or anything of the sort. I don't care man. Why does he?
>>32262660Most women do, that it, accept this fact.You have two choices really, move on to a guy that's less insecure about these kind of things, or keep on assuring him that you don't care.
>>32262584No, mostly because I suck at masturbation. It never feels as good as what a guy can do.
The real winner today is, of course, Lord Jesus Christ.
>>32262660Money can be seen as an objective indicator of value. He feels like he’s lower value than you, and is insecure about it.
>>32262663This is actually insane.Nobody can make you feel better than yourself.
>>32262660Because men's role is to provide, and when that ability is threatened, so is their sense of self-worth as a man
>>32262641I hope the FBI saw this post.>>32262642Losing control is usually a bad thing, especially for me.>>32262646That's a heart attack. Seek medical attention. And a psychiatrist.
>>32262662How do I best assure him? I've already made a lot of assurances, I don't know what to do. I don't care what others feel about it. I just don't care myself, and I'm clearly not good at conveying it.
>>32262668Nta, but masturbating feels far less pleasurable and satisfying than an orgasm from my bf
>>32262670>I hope the FBI saw this post.Oh they did, why do you think they planted you near me. :^)
>>32262668that's some deep level of virginity
>>3226266099% of women care and you wont convince him that you dont
>>32262670>a bad thingi like bad girls who lose controlwhat's your number?
>>32262660Because feminism unironically >elaborateNo
>>32262672You can't most of the time.Have a talk with him, tell him he's being insecure and you've done all you can, if he's worth anything, he'll apologize and recognize it's not you, it's him, other than that, iunno.
>>32262675Nah, you just don't know yourself well enough.
>>32262670You’re silly. Why do you think liking you means I need a shrink?
>>32262660It's like hardwired into us to be useful and to do something with ourselves, and money is the most blatant representation of that in modern society. Most women do judge a man on his income, I imagine its worse in countries like the US at least. I wouldn't take it personally from him. Be patient with him, continue to make him feel that you do not care about money, but don't expect him to lose the insecurity overnight. I imagine he does, on some level, feel like he's pushing it, that you'll eventually get tired of his financial situation, even if you reassure him that it's fine.
>>32262672Just drop it, avoid the topic, and be sweet. Plan/ask for free & cheap dates, like exploring museums or parks and trails nearby. Express lots of gratitude for the things he does provide, let him know you feel taken care of.
I ask some of the dumbest questions on earth. I'm so thankful I can ask here and not wherever else.
>>32262660>Why do guys sometimes get so weird about money?you've never dated as a man before
>>32262685NAAAAAAHHHThis is a fucking landmind waiting to explode, only retard men say shit like thisIf he can't get over his own shit, then the girl should dip out now instead of waiting 5 years, with 2 kids during a move to another state.
>>32262691>landmindlandmine
>>32262108I genuinely don’t get this. I’m doing NNN for the first time and it’s trivial. Bear in mind, I’ve been fapping 6+ times per day for years.It’s not hard. Just exercise the tiniest bit of restraint.
>>32262679>>32262691>he's a PIECE OF SHIT for being insecure about this and he should APOLOGIZE and you should DUMP HIM!!!What the fuck is wrong with you?Absolutely zero tolerance for any male insecurity at all. Not even a hint of self-doubt permitted.
>>32262691This, you never know when he's going to explode and start being a real cunt about it.Fact is he can't deal with his own insecurity, during one bad day, he's going to cheat on her and then he's going to blame it on her for "making him feel inadequate all the time", a tale as old as time.
>>32262666>Money can be seen as an objective indicator of value. He feels like he’s lower value than you, and is insecure about it.So what do I do to make him seem like the top tier guy that he is? >>32262669I can't make that up in another way? It's not like he isn't contributing at all, just the money that doesn't matter to me. >>32262676Ack. I hate society. One of the few benefits I thought money had was that I could pick the best guy ever because I didn't need to factor in money at all, and then it turns out to be a problem somehow. Annoying.>>32262679Guess I'll just keep trying. >>32262685Oh we've only done cheap stuff. I've mostly suggested that stuff myself, too. Park walking is so nice. I feel VERY well taken care of, and I do think I make that very clear. I suppose I could make myself even more vocal about it. Especially the little things. Just turn off the anti-autism filter I have and word vomit my praise of him a bit more.
>>32262691She didn't say anything about how long they've been together, how long he's expected to have to deal with the responsibilities keeping him from full time work, and only asked how to reassure him.
>>32262689Obviously not. That's why I'm asking men here.
>>32262668Maybe. I never experimented much, and then I tried sex with a guy who paid all kinds of attention to me, and holy shit. I don't even want to try masturbating again, because the level of skill I'd need to replicate that is not something that's worth trying to learn.
>>32262698See, the early signs are already there.His insecurity is already affecting you, making you walk on egg shells, he's resenting himself for now, but his insecurity about money is directed at you, and eventually he'll come to resent you to for what you make him feel about himself.This will not end well, if you have any ounce of self respect, you'd recognize how close you are to things going very bad for you with a guy like this.
>>32262698>can't make that up in another way>praise him a bit moreNo, and trying to take on his role is emasculating. Praise him, pet him know you feel taken care of, express your pride in him (especially if the thing keeping him from full-time work is admirable, like taking care of family.) Be gentle, and feminine, and let him unwind with you. Don't offer solutions or try to control the situation, just be soothing for him.
>brutally ignoreddamn
>>32262584no
>>32262706Women can sense when a man is fat and balding, you'll get use to it.
>>32262706Maybe stop posting annoying shit.
>>32262705>be a fuck mother to this insecure child
>>32262712>effortpost>get ignored
i wouldnt be bothered by a chick being more wealthy than me. who gives a flip all you need is love :3
>>32262714Men are NEVER, EVER escaping the slave mother sex doll claims
>>32262698>One of the few benefits I thought money had was that I could pick the best guy ever because I didn't need to factor in money at allit does the opposite actually, it shrinks your pool of potential partners
>>32262717I know, the perform emotional labour on them tweets were really onto something.
>>32262714Damn, sometimes people fall up on hard times. If you can't count on your partner to support you and be patient, what the fuck is the point?
>>32262714Your bait is incredibly bad. You even samefag yourself.
>>32262698Have you told him how much it bothers you that it clearly bothers him? It's a difficult and uncomfortable conversation but you need to have it. He needs to understand that you will never lose attraction to a man for having less money, but you will lose attraction to a man who isn't in control over his emotions and feelings about having less money, a man who doesn't regulate his moods and behaviors because he has less money.
>>32262715quantity doesn‘t automatically mean quality
Women, would you judge a man for having this in their home
>>32262728>bait gets replies>low effort responses get replies>quality effortposts get ignored in favor of them
>>32262224M, Harris
>>32262732people come here to have fun and get out of their head for a moment, who could have predicted that they engage with the fun and low effort posts - GASP
>>32262224Mdidn't register to vote just dont give a fuck
>>32262731If I didn't think we would get married, I would honestly steal it
>>32262698>So what do I do to make him seem like the top tier guy that he is?I feel you’re on the right track. Butter him up. Be open and honest about all you like about him, and how this insecurity makes you feel.
>>32262736also, most of the time, if not literally ALL of the time"Effort Posts" are basically just "come perform emotional labor on me because I can't deal with my emotions like an adult" posts.
>>32262224Trump, weed, and abortion. Don’t care about anything else.
>>32262736>>32262740you are funny
>>32262732Which was your "quality effort post?"
>>32262224MNot voting but would vote TrumpI had an ex once fly into hysterics, like one of your other replies, because I supported him in 2016. Weirdly, none of the weird doomsday shit came to pass.
I went out with a girl and it went well. I've been messaging her daily. Asked her out for a movie but she said that she can't make it (she's actually really busy). We kept messaging each other daily after that. Yesterday I asked her out on saturday but she said she's not sure if she can make it because she has other plans. We have messaged each other after that. Should I keep trying? I feel like if I was important, she would make time for us to see but she is the most busy person I've ever met so I think she might not be lying about it.
>>32262126it's you being unattractive. zoomers doing NNN go to bars really rarely
My gf doesn't even try to move when I try to reposition her during sex. She just lays like dead weight
>>32262746Leave the ball in her court, tell her to let you know when she's free and you'll make plans.
>>32262749If shes gonna act like a sex doll, treat her like a sex doll
>>32262746delayed 2 times means she doesn't care about you
Women, where does it hurt with large breasts?
>>32262749lay on top of her and say "Oh no! I'm paralyzed from the neck down. arrgggh"
>>32262731
>>32262731>>32262761These are incredible. How much are they
>>32262761what is the purpose of posting ai generated slopyou're leading on this poor femanon >>32262764
>>32262764Apparently like $200
>>32262761You can tell this is AI because of the weird carpet.
>>32262769I think that one is, but I'm sure these are real.
>>32262772this one is real, the other two are not
Men, which country are you escaping to after tonight?
>>32262776maybe
Women, my (long) hair looks its best when it is wet. How do I maintain this look for an extended period of time?
>>32262778I'd like to go to vietnam so I can have a bowl of pho for breakfast on the regular
>>32262780wet gel
>>32262780Leave conditioner in for too longBeware - you'll just look dirty
>>32262778Israel for the falafel. One laffa for only esrim shkelim? What a deal!
>>32262784>Leave conditioner in for too longWhat constitutes as too long>Beware - you'll just look dirtyI look best when I am dirty
>>32262778Why would I divulge that information? So you can follow me and pozz it as well?
>>32262765AI slop is based
Women, are you the ugly friend? If yes, how do you feel about that?If no, how do you feel about your friend being uglier than you?
>>32262792Michael vick ass genAI is getting better each day
>>32262789Even 5 minutes is probably enough
>>32262795Basically I have no friends.
>>32262796I don't think that's the kind of dogfighting he was doing
>>32262795I honestly only really have one ugly friend. The rest are slightly less pretty or attractive in a certain way.
>>32262799But you have a boyfriend
>>32262801So you are saying that you are the prettiest one in your friend group?
>>32262799Is that because you’re too ugly or too sexy?
>>32262705Yeah, it's a family thing. He has a young daughter he feels he needs to be around for, which I've done nothing but praise him for. It's really awe inspiring. Just being gentle and unwinding with me is what I already do. Hope it helps reduce his unease over time then. >>32262726>>32262739That sounds mean, but I might have to also try to verbalize it somehow. I'll consider how to word it, because my honest opinion really is that he is amazing 10/10, it's just the worry about where this insecurity leads him that's bothering me. Thanks guys, I'll see if this approach works.
>>32262804Yes but that is not relevant to the question. >>32262809Because I dislike people.
>>32262796The dog looks like some kind of Muppet.
>>32262813Openness and honesty are integral to any relationship.
>>32261988Why is every Spanish/Portuguese song about getting stuffed like a thanksgiving Turkey?
>>32262822Latinos are animals.
>>32262805If you want to put it like that. Kinda makes me sound conceited imo. Some of my friends are "not conventionally" pretty.
>>32262813Oh, he's a financially struggling single father? You should jump ship desu
>>32262825>>32262814Meowww!We got lively Femanons here, lol.
>>32261988Why do I find pic related attractive?
>>32262836:/
>>32262825What does "not conventionally" pretty mean to a girl.
>>32262841Means she's calling her ugly
>>32262837F or M?
>>32262832Its the widow femanon dating a widow guy.
>>32262837hormonal imbalance causing you to prefer guys who look like faggots
>>32262841They have one feature that is a little odd but it's not enough to make them ugly. Makes them stand out.>>32262843That's not what I mean.
>>32262843Yeah, when woman talk, you have to notice what they're not saying, lolThey're not calling her pretty, that's for sure.
>>32262846It literally says F
>>32262837Because they have fuckboy energy.
>>32262856That name tag could mean anything, brah.
>>32262856ntaF could mean fag in this case
I’m the ugly brotherIt was always over
>>32262873are fat and or balding?
>>32262487I have a nword pass>>32262778An hour of wolves, and shattered shields, when the age of Men comes crashing down, but it is not this day! This day we fight! By all you hold dear on this good earth, I bid you stand, Men of the West!
You ever think about piglet and his weird carapace body?
>>32262487Are there any slurs for white people that are actually taken seriously?
>>32262891cuckolds, basically.
>>32262891Weeaboo
>>32262889It’s his shirt
https://youtu.be/t0JT5_DROb4
>>32262837- tall- v-shaped frame with wide shoulders- somewhat feminine, yet still angular/masculine facial features- fancy clothes, as cues of high social status- huge yaoi hands
>>32262889No, that never happens but then I also always hated winnie the pooh. What a faggot moralfag larper.
>>32262898Nah, he's clearly some kind of beetle.
State genderWho do you think will win tonight?
>>32262889The stripes are an artistic choice to make him more interesting, like Tiger's stripes. He'd be kinda boring visually without them.
>>32262905Me, for having dual citizenship.
>>32262889He's a toy, not a pig, so he's kind of built like a ragdoll
>>32262900A connoisseur.VN fan?
>>32262905Donald
Women, when you say you want a guy to "chase you," how do you imagine that would go?
>>32262911nice pic
>>32262891Wigger
>>32262905Don't knowNot a burgerThough I don't want a retard running the most powerful nation
Hello my precious girlies. I am a male feminist (that means you can trust me). I want you to rest assured that no matter what happens today, I will always be here for you. I have a safe space in my house if you ever need support, comfort, or just an escape from the patriarchy.
>>32262900I should add: they also have a slightly mischievous facial expression, revealing that they're the teasing, assertive, fun type that is a perfect wish-fulfilling fantasy for withdrawn, extremely online introverts.
>>32262912I act aloof, he begs until I cut him off.
>>32262837Autism
>>32262905MI hope he wins and declares himself as the sole Emperor.
>>32262916Not a burger but the election truly and deeply will not change shit.
>>32262909I have played a few VNs some years ago but I'm not sure to which extent I would consider myself a fan. Most certainly not of otomege, given the fact I'm probably not in the target audience.I'm just a noticer of things.
>>32262900>>32262917Are none of you going to mention that they're in a casino?
>>32262905What's going on tonight?
>>32262924Boxing match
>>32262923I'd say this is also a status cue.
>>32262931Jake Paul wins.
How did you fail NNN?
>>32262913Shalom, fren
>>32262912I don't like the word "chasing", but I like it when the guy takes the lead. He asks me out, he initiates texting, he makes plans, he's basically the one driving things forward
>>32262939Have a gf.
>>32262939Guy strapped to the ground, spread out by his legs and arms and fucked by a fuck machine to multiple prostata orgasms.
>>32262939I haven't but I'm deliberately making it hardStill checking all porn sites routinely, subscribed to an e-thot who likes trying to get guys to fail
>>32261988Women,What’s one sex position you won’t ever try
https://youtu.be/hnJJ4OG1too
>>32262945So the “dominate”?Kinda, sorta?> That I can do
>>32262948giwtwm
>>32262951Ones where I am upside down. Looks very uncomfortable. What the hell is this even.
>>32262923NTA but how about the fact they're cartoons
>>32262948>subscribed to an e-thotWhy would you do that to yourself? Are you too stupid to talk to a girl and have her send you pics for free?
State gender and age What is one realistic wish you have that you wish would come true
Canadians, are you doing alright?
>>32262961meet a woman that accepts me for who I am.
>>32262951The weird meme femdom positions you guys post here sometimes
>>32262958Standing 69, I guess…
>>32262945nta but what do you do then?
>>32262837because you are on birth control
>>32262961That my daughters are happy and healthy
>>32262962We're really not
>>32262956More or less, yeah
>>32262780>>32262783The only real answer is "wetlook" with products.
>>32262970I am sorry. Do you want to talk about it?
>>32262960No, not an OF subscription. SnapchatI would never pay for porn, how dare you
>>32262961Female, happy life long marriage and healthy, happy children
>>32262961Finding a wife
>>32262978Female privilege is being able to actually get this.
I would be extremely happy with an average gf.
>>32262961Having a sandwich. Brb.
>>32262975We're beyond talking, I need terrible things to happen to these people.
>>32262961I pray to Vishnu for White GF… sometimes, lulz.
>>32262983this is that OK BOOMER thot from awhile back right
>>32262977My bad. Carry on. I follow a stripper on Snapchat who shows her workouts.
>>32262983Wow anon that sure made me so insecure omg you call THAT mid, then I must be a monster. I will go and kill myself now omg I will never recover. What the hell its so over. AAAAAAHHHHHHH(kys incel your nagging attempt is lame)
>>32262983hey thats my cellphone
>>32262988go back to india
>>32262975Don't try to pin this on Canadians. Trannies and "non binaries" are mentally ill people. It's really sad how the medical system is so predatory towards them.
>>32262993Wow, an iPhone! Nobody has those on my village. You are truly beloved by the Gods, my good sir and/or madame.
>>32262987Things will get better.
>>32262994No.I have not had my (full) fill.
>>32262989Yes, it's princess Neekolul. She is latinx.
>>32262967Never been on one, Don't ever plan to take it
>>32262983I have a top that looks like that. It's blue though.
>>32262983Her face makes me want to puke
>>32262988Fucking bandar benchod bastard bitch you stay away from my whites you hear me
>>32263004>>32263003Grill detected
Women, are guys cute when they cry?
>>32262998Every day I wonder how God hasn't Sodom and Gomorrahed the West
>>32262983Her brown fingers look very creepy.
>>32262795My looks are average/normal enough that I have both been the more conventionally hot and the less conventionally hot friend, depending on who I'm with. Between those scenarios I vastly prefer being the "ugly" friend. Neither is particularly great, but especially if you know your friend to be insecure about her looks, it can really hurt to have yet another random guy single YOU out and not her, and there's nothing you can do about it. Besides the guys most impressed with your looks tend to not be the good ones anyway. It is much more promising (even for just sex) if a guy finds you fun or interesting or kind (as well as reasonably attractive) than if he finds you hot. Being considered very conventionally/mainstream attractive also means dealing with lots of low effort>h-hi there>do you come here often>so do you like to party?>you look like I should know you from a movietier comments that are very superficially flattering, but very rarely amount to anything but the guy being all giddy and awestruck in front of her. Guys that impressed by the beauty are usually no longer capable of being fun or interesting to you themselves. So it is very close to how I imagine it is to be a celebrity and hear the same "omg I can't believe it's really you, omg I loved your most famous movie" ten times a day.And yes I have had especially one friend who was just beautiful enough that she elicited these kind of responses. I was jealous of her beauty before befriending her; no longer afterwards, the reality looked lame as fuck.
>>32263006> my snowbunniesImplying ;)
>>32262997oof this is why nobody likes android users
>>32263009No. They're sad and need to be comforted
>>32262983I unironically prefer her chubbier
>>32263009Depends on who is crying and why but yes it can be insanely cute and wholesome and adorable.
>>32263001>latinxIt's Latina, you faggot
>>32262961M 29A nerdy autistic woman to find me and marry me
>>32263009Fuck yes, I think so. Of course it depends on the kind of crying, if I see a guy weeping his heart out I would sooner worry about wtf had happened than find it cute. But shedding a few tears while being vulnerable or (my personal favorite) getting all wet-eyed remembering something particularly moving/special is incredibly disarming and endearing. For the record I grew up with a dad who was both scary as fuck and a huge and unashamed crier, so I never felt the contrast between masculinity and tears in the first place. For me it is no different than that some people smile/laugh very easily and others don't. Doesn't mean much and the person who smiles less could still be happier at the end of the day, it is just how you express your emotions.
>>32263016need to be bullied*
>>32262795>Women, are you the ugly friend?I wish lol. I ain't got no friends.
>>32263021If anyone would proudly call xemselves Latinx, it would be her
>>32262981I'm with a man though?
>>32263030Why not?
>>32263014>my snowbobs
>>3226303420% of men hold dominion over 80% of women, yes, we know.
>>32262905MTrump>>32262939I woke up with my balls hurting 2 days ago and I was paranoid that my testicles were dying so I jerked off just to be sure idk why, but my erections have been stronger and larger for the past couple of weeks and I've had consistent morning wood. I must be eating something right, but my weight loss has stalled for the past 10 days. Halloween candy is a gains goblin.>>3226296131MFinding a mature, Godly, compatible wife who wants lots of kids
>>32263029NO!
>>32262795I am. I honestly sometimes wonder why they're friends with me. Maybe it's to make themselves feel better.
>>32263032well she is a Berniebro is she probably would
>>32262961M 35>What is one realistic wish you have that you wish would come trueDying in a nuclear holocaust.
>>32263037I'm an introvert I hate making the first move and I need to know someone for a long time before I start trusting them
>>32261988Post like the opposite gender
>>32263046Too bad not even the ugliest ones would settle for you.
>>32263039Anon, we've been over this. Drink some water, open a window, and take a shower. Then take one garbage bag, fill it up, and take it out to the curb. Baby steps
>>32263051I hate women
>>32263051I hate women.
>>32263047It's more likely that you'd get caught in the fallout and die a horrible slow death.
>>32263051>this entitled requestTypical female post adding absolutely nothing of value, just making demands and expecting the world to entertain you for existing. Just take the blackpill already, boys.
>>32263010I say we revolt!>
>>32263056>die a horrible slow deathI'm doing that already.
>>32263051Tee-hee, boys r dumb… but loveable giants (sometimes).
>>32263056Nukes aren’t real
>>32263051All I wanted was to pet a dog, but I guess I'm just not allowed :'(
>>32263049Ron L Hubbard said that introversion is a defect that needs to be fixed.
>>32263051I'm not like those other shallow foids, I'd gladly settle down with a nice, 6/10, average guy.
>>32263052You polled them?
>>32263067lol
>>32263051Why would I ask for directions? I can figure it out myself!
>>32263070Yes
>people go to the sauna (nude)does your country have whores?
>>32263067Hey! Just a heads up, you should delete this post. Thanks.
>>32263078>It's sex segregated so it's fine
>>32263072Kek, I would be long glad if a man actually came out and told me this, I am used to>"why not ask those people?""Yeah no, we can/will... eventually..." *urgently continues to study the map*So then you cannot even call them out for not wanting to ask for help, they absolutely would have! (If it had taken another two hours.)
>>32263051Being boyfriend material and not hookup material is a compliment :)
>>32263051I love my husband
>>32262951Anything where I am tied down.
>>32263078>i cant be around a nude body without wanting to fuck it thanks for telling on yourself
>>32263078Believe it or not, the vibe at a given club, where people are drunk, listening to music about living it up and sex, wearing their best outfits, dancing etc tends to be a lot sexier and more sexual than a sauna where people of all ages (but most not that young) make pain/stiffness grunts while sitting their nude ass down to relax.
>>32263064Like this, you just do it like this! What's wrong with you!?
>>32263085What's it like being boring?
>>32263080it's not>>32263089>i'll just show my entire body off to anyone who happens to be in the gym teeheei'm also counting men a bit in this whore category>>32263091you're showing all your assets off to anyone who happens to be thereit's whoreishattention seeking
>>32263072>>32263082why do non old people ask for directions? you have google maps. I'd only ask for directions if google maps fails me
>>32262905MTrumpI think WI is overpolling Democrats and PA is overpolling Republicans.
>>32263085What if I gently hold you down with my hands?
>>32263095So... nudity is ALWAYS whorish?
>>32262905MIsrael
>>32263096This, lol. Absolute boomer behavior.
>mutual friend told me she cheated on her last boyfriend and that's part of why she was ousted from her friend group and now found herself in mineUhh, "we're back" department? I'd like to rescind a claim.
>>32263073Does that mean I'm rent free? Based.
>>32263096Sometimes I forget my phone.
>>32262951>>32262958This, any position where it's a physically challenging feat for either or both of us not to fall the fuck down. Even if we could pull it off, I'm not going to relax and enjoy myself if I am only focused on whether it feels/seems safe still, or shaking with physical effort to hold an uncomfortable and unnatural position. I'm also tall so even at my lowest weight I'll never be a slip of a thing you can easily lift up and throw around.Also agree with the anon saying being tied down. I enjoy having my wrists grabbed/pinned but it makes me feel real panic when I actually cannot move rather than being held back a bit.My gag reflex also cannot take attempts at deep throating, that's just never gonna happen.
>>32263051Having a small dick is fine as long as you satisfy me in other ways.
>>32262961M24A pale tall slightly older red head into switching and likes to bully me a little to be my wife
>>32263051I made my boyfriend a pizza and he threw it in my face and pummeled my facial bones into dust through the crust while the cheese scalded all of my flesh off, but the hurtful thing was that he called me stupid for putting too much pepperoni on it, but he said he loves pepperoni last week when he insulted me for not putting enough on.How can I get through to him that I'm really trying?NO sexist incel replies!
>>32263095>you're showing all your assets off to anyone who happens to be there>showing offI'm not that old yet but still, I look a lot conventionally hotter in a given flattering bikini or revealing outfit, than sitting slumped on a bench with my bare tits dangling and all that. There is just the very practical reason that fabrics trap bacteria and a sauna is easier to keep clean if it's a matter of wet skin going over benches and not everyone's briefs that might have been brewing for hours in the sun after last time you wore them despite not being super clean. A nude body IS easy to clean, force people into an extra shower and done.
>>32263102in most cases yes, unless it's a doctor or something like thateven if you don't fuck the person you've just seen naked you are fueling them with potential fapbait
>>32263051Do you think my boobs are too small?
>>32263051I'm fat and balding
>>32263115right, there's no attention seeking behaviour being a 30 something woman in a sauna that's 90% men
>>32263072>>32263082>>32263096I have been confused about this since I saw Mulan as a kid like 20 years ago.Does anyone actually A) not understand how to read maps or B) feel "ashamed" asking someone for directions? And why is it in any way associated with masculinity or femininity?MAKE IT MAKE SENSE FR FR FR ON GOD FOR BUSSIN
>>32263116nta but are you brown?
>>32263095>>32263115Also forgot to include this but attention seeking makes no sense. You are not going to attract attention for being nude at a nude sauna. Not even if you are particularly young/hot, because everyone is nude there, everyone wants to feel free and not ogled, so that is the one place where everyone will judge the shit out of you for looking too long and you WILL get kicked out.Again, at a club all you have to do is wear an outfit more revealing than most others and you will stand out, get that attention, be ogled etc.Hell, in this day and age if you want to attract attention with your nude body, just post it online! It'll cause a lot more stir there than at a place designed and intended for nude bodies to be.
>>32263124no i'm extremely white, i sunburn within 20-30 minutes. why do you ask?
>>32263051Yaaas! Queen Slay!
>>32263121It's never really like that though, it's usually 50/50.
>>32263125posting things online is exceptionally dangerous because it can always be tracked back to you>>32263130i do not believe this. why would women want to go nude so easily?
>>32263078People wear towels and they're sex segregated like another anon said
>>32263121>90% menWhere did you get that from exactly? If anything women tend to be overrepresented at any pool, spa or sauna I've ever been to. And young women are usually too nervous to go alone so they go in groups with other girls.
>>32263078i want to have sex with a japanese woman in a natural hot spring, no other thoughts>>32263080gay whore country>>32263091nothing is more nauseating and less enticing than a club, those are for actual vermin people>>32263118>>32263120now kith
>>32263123>feel "ashamed" asking someone for directions?M This is legit seen as a sign of weakness because, like you said, can I not understand how to read a map?
>>32263132she told me they don't wear towels there and it's not sex segregatedthis is northern europe btw>>32263133>where did i get thisfrom stereotypes
>>32263126Just seems kinda prudish. Can you not control your willy? Is that it?
>>32263134Stfu
>>32263137nta but you dont wear towels but you have to have one with you for hygiene reasons you wrap them around yourself until you sit down and then you dont sit in a way that exposes everything
>>32263092But, like...how though? :(
>>32263094I'll do whatever crazy shit you want to try, as long as I don't lose all agency. I don't want to be left there or something.>>32263100That's fine.
>>32263135What if the map misleads you or is old or is just unclear?It's a fucking tool not a gift handed down by Odin.I hate low IQs so much.Imagine seeing lateral problem solving as a weakness.Like I hate, I mean hate, conversations with strangers but if I'm just asking directions? What's the big deal?>oh no what if I lose social status among my peers or with my mate for avoiding time wasting bullshit by seeking reliable and up to date information directly from a person rather than indirectly but equally "submissively" from a mapmakerGenuinely incomprehensible insecurity.
>>32263138>prudishmaybe, i've had women rape me two or so times>can you not control your willyi'm too conservative if anything, but she's clearly mocking me with these actions
>>32263131Because the men that also go there don't really make a big deal about it.
>>32263147i doubt thisa friend of mine found his wife at a gymwomen go to the gym to find partners
>>32263133This. I only went with my mom and my sister and it is only awkward the first time you go when you dont know what to expect and how to act but a lot of spas have other nude areas like steam rooms. I like those a lot better because they are usually dark and steamy so you feel more private. But being naked when doing stuff is kinda nice. I especially like the ones where you put mud all over your body then sit in the steam before washing it all off. Man now I want to go to a hamam.
>>32263125People who want to "feel free" and DON'T want to be ogled take off their clothes at home, in their bedroom, and lie on the bed naked.If you want to do that but with steam, you can simply run a hot shower/bath, no other nude people around to ogle you at all.
>>32263153this is a good point, you can always sauna at homeit's purely an attention seeking behaviour to do it in a public institution.
>>32263131>posting things online is exceptionally dangerous because it can always be tracked back to youThat's kind of overreaching. It is risky, yes, but you can still take measures like not include your face, blur out tattoos/birth marks and all that. Besides while some nudes get shared a lot, there are also so many nude images online that they are likely to disappear into the sea of porn. It is not that risky I think to show off your body online if you want to, as long as you do it for strangers and take cautionary measures. Most revenge porn is just a guy who knows you and actively wants to hurt you. Either way, now that everyone has a smartphone, going nude at the nude beach or nude sauna never 100% guarantees nobody captures nude imagery of you, anyway. Hell, even just sleeping with someone means they could snap a shot of your sleeping face + nude boobs and ruin your life. That is a risk of modern life that is just there for women, period.And again the point still stands, if she does not want to post nudes because of the risk, going to a club with (say) a sheer dress and no bra or an incredibly sexy bra is going to get you a much bigger reaction than being nude at a place where everyone is nude.
>>32263151A gym isn't really a coed bath though.
>>32263145nta but basically you are too dumb to use google maps? which is always updated and not misleading at all?
>>32263156Retarded. You think I want mold in my bathroom?
>>32263158Why do you want to show off your body?
>>32263160nta but Google Maps sometimes fucks me over if there's construction in the area.
>>32263153>>32263156I don't know where you live but I for one have never had a bath tub after moving out of my parents' place. Yeah I can take a long hot steamy shower. But that is the closest I can get to a spa with sauna, cold baths, hot baths etc. Besides I would not quickly go to one alone. I enjoy going with a friend because it is a way to spend time together that is incredibly relaxing. You have a different kind of conversation after almost dozing off in the heat together than you otherwise would have.
>>32263161>he's never heard of a dehumidifierwe had a makeshift sauna in my basement when i was a kid.it's not hard to not be retarded, simply pull the water out of the air.
>>32263137No one is forcing you to e-date a girl from northern europe, if you don't like her culture then move on to someone else
Is it immoral to date when you're not over someone else?
>>32263162Anon, I don't, you were the one assuming that exhibitionism is why people go to nude saunas and I only said - even IF you want to get attention with your body, being nude in a nude sauna is absolutely not the way to achieve that because it is literally the one place where you're not going to raise eyebrows or excite anybody with your nudity...
>>32263169Who are you not over
>>32263166Is this like air conditioners? Do euros really still live in the middle ages except gay and communist now?
>>32263166i completely get going to a sauna with a friend, regardless of gender that makes sense to meit's when a woman goes to the gym/sauna alone and talks about it a lot that i start to think she's doing it for attentioni also know that she is afraid of aging, she has mentioned wanting to get cosmetic surgery and such
I love men. Especially their cocks, but the rest is pretty great too.Men, how does this statement make you feel?
>>32263164so click on the alternative route option
>>32263160NTA but there's nothing worse than an uber driver who is a slave to google maps and follows it to the letter
>>32263175Nothing
>>32263169Yeah. Simple trick. Imagine you fell super hard for a wonderful girl and somehow she seems to like you too - until you learn you are basically her drug to numb herself from the ongoing heartbreak she is coping with.How would you feel? Embarrassed? Used? Second choice? Like a total loser? That is how people generally feel.
>>32263168there's nothing "e" about this my lad>>32263171she is taunting me with it, she's saying to me "i let any random man see me completely nude anytime i go there"
>>32263172Thats not relevant to the question really
>>32263169noBest way to get over someone is to get under someone
>>32263176Never really works right for me. I do live in a pretty rural area to be fair though.
>>32262912Being assertive, playful, reaching out his hand and showing interest in a pro-active, masculine way.
>>32263160Even if I were it would be irrelevant because I have a GPS like any sane person so I'm not stopping or multitasking while driving.Back to the point, why are you are trying to hypothetically shame me for not being ashamed of asking for directions?Why does every man other than me turn into a fag when this comes up?I genuinely thought this was just a shitty Hollywood shill meme but "men" everywhere are super insecure about the concept somehow.
>>32263181Oh, you're fetishposting. Carry on
>>32263182It kind of isHow long has it been since the breakup, are you still in contact, etc
>>32263169MIf that means you would take that person back without a second thought I guess yeah
>>32263180>simple trick, basic human empathygrim
>>32263175A random whore thinks men dicks are great. Why is this supposed to make me feel good?
How am I supposed to be assertive as guy in courting a woman when unless I know a woman I really don't have any incentive or care about her?
>>32263189there's no fetish involved here. did you quote the wrong post?
>>32263188Nta, but I have also asked for directions when needed. The last time I did, a hot milf pressed her boobs against me because I did have my phone out and I asked her for specifics.
>>32263175I also feel nothing honestlyI'm not saying that to try to be cool I just don't have any emotional or even cognitive reaction to that
>>32263173FWIW the country I live in that I would rather not specify is extremely crowded/full and living spaces generally are cramped. A bath just takes up a whole lot more space, that's a residential home feature, not something you will find in a studio for one person, let alone student housing. And air conditioning fucking sucks, the cold it brings is weird and chilly and gives you headaches. The real question (imo) is why Europe is not big on screen doors, not even in France or something where I feel you need them. >>32263174I mean, I can understand better if she makes a big deal about going to a nude sauna alone, that does kind of sound like she is inviting you to picture that whole situation.But a lot of people just are convinced it is incredibly healthy to steam yourself up regularly and that it keeps you supple and young too. So paired up with your statement about aging it does sound to me like she loves to talk about it because it makes her feel like she has her shit together and is doing all the things to age gracefully. Like the people that will not stop sharing their precise jogging records even though they know you don't jog and it means nothing to you. They still like to talk about it because it makes them feel like the energetic, healthy, disciplined person they enjoy feeling like. When for most people it's both, you have some good habits and some bad, and the worse you feel about your bad habits the more you will want to stress your good ones.Either way health nuts being intense about saunas is a real thing.
>>32263180just upgrade the sex so that you give her medical issues? you can always seek revenge one way or another.
>>32263199:(
>>32263169If you mean you're still hurting, then casual dating might be the best thing to help you move on
>>32263193I hear you.
>>32263202What does this even mean?
>>32263203What reaction did you want me to have, I feel like this whole exchange with your post and the other replies is a set up for some sort of conversation piece or post but I do not know what that would be
>>32263201>I mean, I can understand better if she makes a big deal about going to a nude sauna alone, that does kind of sound like she is inviting you to picture that whole situation.>>But a lot of people just are convinced it is incredibly healthy to steam yourself up regularly and that it keeps you supple and young too. So paired up with your statement about aging it does sound to me like she loves to talk about it because it makes her feel like she has her shit together and is doing all the things to age gracefully. Like the people that will not stop sharing their precise jogging records even though they know you don't jog and it means nothing to you. They still like to talk about it because it makes them feel like the energetic, healthy, disciplined person they enjoy feeling like. When for most people it's both, you have some good habits and some bad, and the worse you feel about your bad habits the more you will want to stress your good ones.>>Either way health nuts being intense about saunas is a real thing.This fits a lot to her actually, she's some kind of a fitness freak, sometimes cycling 75km a day, so maybe she doesn't understand how certain things get viewed. I still don't know if i hate or love her.
>>32263208I'm just missing someone and missing the way he made me feel because of the way I made him feel. But no one else is ever going to give me the same response
>>32263202>just try to vandalize her body to get your revengeWell okay. Either way that post (yours?) did not ask about whether you can bounce back from it. Most people do fine. Finding out you were a rebound is painful for most, but I'd wager still less than e.g. finding out you were cheated on, which is also something many people go through and most process it just fine.That doesn't mean it's not immoral, though, which is specifically what OP asked about. You are using another person and not being honest about it.
>>32263202I want her to WANT me to fuck her so hard she pees because she loves me and we are married, not muh hurt people hurt people emo situationship gay social unrest stress relief purgatoryYou wouldn't get it
me and 2 of my coworkers (effectively 1/3 of our office that does 80% of the work) are currently conspiring to all quit at the same time >:)is there anyway this could backfire? We all have other gigs lined up or enough cash to coast for a bit
>>32263167Sure but i enjoy aesthetically pleasing spas where i can order snaccs and drinks and get massages too.
>>32261991If he voted for kamala, yeah.
>>32263214just gape her
>>32263178Learn to drive yourself then.
>>32263188Once some years back I missed a turn biking home buzzed, saw some women playing yard games and asked which way to my street. One said she didnt know but I could stop and hang out if I wanted, I said thanks for the offer and kept going.Any time I think of it and what I turned down i cringe so hard I get ab DOMs, and Ive never asked for directions since.
>>32263220No (she is hypothetical)
>>32263213being exploited by women is fine as long as you get some violent sex out of it in return
Women hate me.Women think it is a flex to hate me.Women express solidarity through their hatred of me.
>>32263209I'm guessing she is Finnish or Norwegian. Regardless of the argument you want to make, I guarantee you with what I know from Scandinavia, going to a nude sauna alone does not have any connotations of being sexually available or even acting sexy. It is a completely normal part of the culture to the point where many people have a sauna in their yard/house and it is totally normal even for men to use a private sauna like that nude with other men while drinking and talking. If you have never experienced this I know it will be hard to picture, but really the atmosphere is just not erotic/sexy there. It is closer to being at the doctor's. Even if somebody has a particularly great young body, if you see lots of nude bodies together, it is hard to feel any other way than that the human body is kind of odd/weird/wonky and looks better clothed. If you visit her sometimes, ask to accompany her and you will see what it is like in practice.
>>32263226Yes
>>32263214NTA and I haven't been following the conversation, but making me pee during sex makes me want to kms. Please don't purposefully push on my tummy or shit like that to make it happen.
>>32263195Would would you want to court a woman if you don't care for her at all?
>>32263227she is actually north English/Scottish, but that is close enough i reckon.I suppose it's my fault anyway, she offered for me to sleep in her bed twice and i turned her down both times.
Do men not realize how faggy they come across when they try to argue that women are more evil and have less empathy? You just come across like a sissy faggot instead of claiming your male nature.>Yeah, men are dangerous and violent, but I'm able to control and discipline my own nature.vs>NOO MEN ARE AKSHUALLY SUPER BETTER AND WOMENS ARE EVIL! IM A CUTE LITTLE MALE DOGGO! MALE RIGHTS! MEN ARE MISUNDERSTOOD! WOMEN ARE MEAN AND HATEFUL!
Men, should I wear this?
How can I be less ashamed of my vagina and receiving sexual pleasure from my monogamous partner?No matter what, if I am receiving sexual attention it feels wrong and evil. I feel dirty and also like he is a predator for...liking his girlfriend's body (obviously irrational).No tradfag nonsense please. We were both virgins when we met.
>>32263237a lot of men have low test
>>32263233We're not compatible + it's not me it's you + lose my number + I am going to cry + your words are daggers + I'm having a panic attack + it's so over + different goals + I thought she was the one + I am going to become an alcoholic
>>32263237>I'm able to control and discipline my own nature.Except they can't even do that though. Just show them a bare of boobs.
>>32263237You are a dumb animal who cannot understand morality.If you could understand morality you would realize men are in fact angry at women for being evil and making no attempt to control or manage their "shadow selves", not trying to exonerate their own gender.We're angry at your hypocrisy, not defending ourselves.Stop mass killing your own unborn children you subhuman dimwitted psychopaths.
I got blue dick. Like I edged in the shower this morning and when I went to piss hours later, my dick head burned like crazy wtf
>>32263237I just wanted to play video gamesYou holes just have to get into every male space
>>32263233nothing weird about girl losing the bladder control a bit when she orgasms. it's common
>>32263249*pair of bare
>>32263175nothingdoes me posting>'i love women'make you feel good?
>>32263253Wait, what? Really?
>>32263237a man wrote this post
>>32263145Uh just look at the satellite view and figure it out yourself if it's misleading?
>>32263175You know what would make me love my cock?Having my fucking foreskin
>>32263175Can I say the same thing about women and boobs?
>>32263236Right, I had in moment you said she was Scandinavian but it must have been my assumption because they are so sauna-minded. Either way it being less ingrained in English culture could also make her even more fanatic, because she has discovered this thing that is supposedly super healthy. That said, her being English (and afaik, just checked my half-English bf too and he agreed, British people are fairly prudish and not at all into relaxing/lounging nude together) in combination with you having rejected the offer to sleep with her twice DOES make it more likely to be that she is mentioning it deliberately in the hopes of making you jealous or whatever. But given how it otherwise fits her heath focus, I do think her real motive to go is health, and from my own experience with these places I would be astounded if the vibe was anything but serious and relaxed there.
>>32263237Well yeah, those kinds of men are whiny and effeminate, they hate women and they hate sex
>>32263260yea. and if you pee a bit from orgasm inexperienced guys will think it's just vaginal discharge
>>32263260Yes.That is what "squirting" is.>but the feminists said...But the studies didn't despite them really wanting them to.So guess who's repressing you sexually and causing you shame over your body's natural functions during sex?Not men, because men obsessively search for "squirting" porn even if they are too insecure to acknowledge that they are watching women piss.Feminists literally want you to gaslight yourself into thinking you lack this magical desirable supposedly male-mimicking ejaculatory sexual function and call anyone who notices/reads the studies about how it's just pee a misogynist trying to demean womenFUCK THIS GAY EARTH FR
>>32262059It would definitely suck to not be able to finger or eat her out especially, but after thinking about it, no it's not remotely close to being a deal breaker for someone I really like or love. It's only if she's a bad gf that those traits start becoming negatives, in a cope-and-seethe type way. If those three options are out of the table, that just means I'd rather compensate by ramping up the rest of our options, so a lot of butt toys, butt play, mouth play, and boob licking+sucking+fondling (size don't matter). Yeah, zero worriesWe can adopt too if it'll make her feel safer.
>>32263253>a bitMy stress urinary incontinence isn't an issue that can be dismissed as happening "a bit" during sex. I have to fully empty my bladder before anything sexy.
Post your daily gratitudes or affirmationsI am kind I am smart I am going to find love
Women, on a scale of 1 (ice cold) -10 (HOT) how much would "I love it when you do what you're told" from your partner turn you on?
>>32263239Vikings are cringe af
>>32263282Sounds like a uti or constipation honestly.
>>32263282>I have toDebatable. :3
>>32263286I remember when that guy would shout is affirmations every morning here on a voca>I WILL HAVE A LARGE FAMILY, AND THEY WILL ALL LOVE EACH OTHER!
>>322632872/10. I'm not a dog or a child.
>>32263277>Feminists literally want you to gaslight yourself into thinking you lack this magical desirable supposedly male-mimicking ejaculatory sexual function and call anyone who notices/reads the studies about how it's just pee a misogynist trying to demean womenBased. But it is indeed not a common function in women. It is actually rare. And I can do it.
>>32263286M. I am grateful that I went to the store today and there is food on the shelves that I can afford. Things aren't so bad if I can still do that.
>>32263273she is also missing a kidney, so i think this may play into the health focus. she had some real trauma earlier in life.>half-english bfmay i ask what the other half is?
>>32263239Is this an archaeological finding? I'm fairly certain during the middle ages, they were well capable of producing more finely woven fabrics and enhance their looks with dyes and embroidery. The replica doesn't seem that well fitting either, maybe it was a bit too inspired by the finding in its current state rather than considering what it may have looked like in its prime.
>>322632871. I'm not a dog.
>>32263250>men commit 90% of rape, animal torture and kill women daily everywhere for refusing sex>WOMEN ARE LE ANIMALS!!!Get your brain checked, retard.>Stop mass killing your own unborn children you subhuman dimwitted psychopaths.Prove to me that men wouldn't abort even more children if they could get pregnant. Pro tip: You can't.Do you know what the biggest life threat to a pregnant woman is? Not giving birth. Men.>>32263261Ok faggot, stay on the sissy side, don't claim your power.
>>32263295The rare ability to pee, localized entirely within your body, at this time of sex, at this time of orgasm...may I see it?
>>32263291nta but sex just feels better with an empty bladder.
>>32263277NTA but the fluid from squirting doesn't look, smell, or taste like pee. And I think tests have shown it's very similar to pee but not identical? I mean, I can squirt a ton of fluid and still need to pee after sex
>>32263288?
>>32263289It's a chronic general issue from sexual abuse and is unrelated to anything to do with bowels.>>32263291Accidentally pissing on someone I love and respect is genuinely one of the most sickening feelings I have ever been through. Having so little control of my body that I can do something so embarrassing and gross to someone I care about makes me feel like I'm a broken human.
>>32263293I bet he’s hanging out with his family now >>32263296I am also grateful that I have food in the fridge
>>32263294So you're a cat?
>>32263286I am grateful my body does a bunch of cool shit to keep me alive.
>>32262063If the ass and intestinal track is super cleaned beforehand (no eating), yeah
>>32263287-9000If you command me to do shit instead of begging, you are disgusting.
>>32263300men dont use anime avatars lad
What cliques have you been a part of in your life? At my current job I'm part of the Latina clique even though I'm a white boi because I'm goofy and they like drinking margaritas after work and sharing Mexican candy
I voted and the lady there made fun of my last name. Will it ever end
>>32263318Yeah, surprise, I'm not one.
>>32263319nerds/geeksobligatory white guy in the asian clique
>>32263307Oh... I was also gonna say it could be from pelvic trauma... I think a partner that really loves you would be understanding about stuff like that.
>>32263319>Latina cliqueThey're all women?Have you slept with any of them yet?Also I was part of stoner/ metal head cliques in HS.
>>32263312Yes, if that means I'm going to scratch your eyes out with my nails.>>32263319Bullies/delinquents and cheer.
>>32262173So why do you dislike cum so much? To me, I feel like that's a dealbreaker.
>>32263320Let me guess, Gaylord?
>>32263319I was queen of alt clique in high school. And queen of nerd clique in college.
>>32263319>Latina>white boiyou will end up fucking 1 of them
>>32263330It's a no then, my car has never scratched me, she is the sweetest baby in the world.
>>32263327A partner being understanding about it wouldn't make me feel less awful about it when it happens. I just maybe wouldn't want to die afterwards.>>32263331It's gross. I understand that it's a deal breaker for some guys, even if I don't agree that it should be.
>>32263332Lol no but that would be funny
>>32263295>>32263305>n-no guys you totally aren't slurping my piss when you eat my pussy like a submissive bitch
>>32261988So......Who's winning tonight?
>>32263319Goth clique I guess.
>>32263338I'm still going to maim you regardless.
>>32263343Nobody wins on Tuesday. Turn off the news and wait until Saturday.
MenAre you one of the good ones?
>>32262084Girls use guys for sex? I thought it was typically the other way around and that women used dudes for moneyz
>>32263336>>32263328It isn't wise to fuck your coworkers. We have danced together though
>>32263345I'll pepper spray you and you'll go to jail cause I've never done anything to you.
>>32263340nta are you able to go to the bathroom naturally?
>>32263347I'm one of the boring ones. I'm white bread. I'm corn flakes.
>>32263305You are repeating almost verbatim a common shill post from /b/ ten years ago. The "totally different liquid" is normal urea with slightly higher hormonal markers secreted by skenes glands (which can be both external and open internally into the urethra) Trace secretions as a result of having sexSkenes glands are far too small even all combined to account for squirtingIt's piss simple asIf there is a strong smell from a tiny amount of your urine, drink more water
>>32263253>>32263260If it's not then I have a problem
>>32263349None of this shit really matters, but what I will say is if you fuck one of them, do not fuck another because that will be your downfall.
>>32263305>tests have shown it's very similar to pee but not identical?Would it not just be pee mixed with vaginal fluid?
>>32263349Nta. Then why does my mom keep pestering me to try and dress all fancy for my (wage slave retail) job then? She probably be ecstatic if she found out I was putting the moves on one of my coworkers. My dad has even suggested I quit my job and get a new one that has more young people because currently all of my co-workers are old fags
>>32262832>Oh, he's a financially struggling single father? Yes.>You should jump ship desuNo. If it doesn't work, it won't be because of that. That part is perfectly fine. I like his daughter.
>>32263347I have no evidence with which to assert that I am. Maybe I should ask my female friends to record vocaroos testifying and affirming that I am one of the good ones... but then wouldn't possession of those recordings be evidence that I'm not?
>>32263349>wiseWise goes away when her ass grinds on your dick
>>32263351Yes. I can comfortably and completely empty my bladder on my own.
>>32263347Yeah but I'm working on getting worse.
>>32263357Do you mean don't fuck more than two people at the same place of work?
>>32263347No, I thouht I was but I am not.Even though I love women I have some problems.
>>32263320I laughed because mine is close to end of alphabet and long and they were struggling to get to the right page
>>32263354Boring people can still do bad things So which are you>>32263361If you have no evidence why would your friends have evidence
>>32263342It doesn't happen for me during oral sex, but anyone who's overly fastidious like that in the bedroom would be terrible at sex anyways and not someone I'd be with in the first place
>>32263347I am literally the most virtuous man ittif you mean the trump thing nah
>>32263367Don't fuck more than one person at your place of work because the first one is going to get jealous.
>>32263365How and Why
>>32263375See >>32263359
>>32263347Yes, and women hate me for it so intensely that I am constantly reassured of what a decent guy I am.
>>32263372It's all a matter of who you trust and how much you trust them. Do you trust the women who are a man's friends more than you trust the man himself?
>>32263368What problems do you have >>32263374What trump thing
>>32263347I think I'm somewhat okay.
>>32263372>So which are youI don't hate women if that is what you are asking
>>32263371Williams?
Femanons:Does it really matter that much to you if a man has an Android rather than an iPhone?
>>32263381>What problems do you haveHypersexuality is probably something that ruins my relationships the most.Not cheating but pushing people too fast moving the relationship too fast stuff like that, basically not being able to hold in my desires.
>>32263359Back in the day it was acceptable for men and women to hook up at a job, especially retail. It's how my parents met. Nowadays it's a no go. >>32263362I'm not saying I wouldn't and I'm not even gonna lie and say I didn't try putting the moves on one of them a while back. It's ain't wise though
>>32263377>How Stopped taking my pills and started taking other people's.>WhyNice guys can't Fuck™.
>>32263373>I won't give you sex because you don't want women to piss on your mouth
>>32263381There's a last minute ad campaign from Harris telling us the government will take away our wives and daughters rights to vote and their all important right to kill their babies, but also that feds will show up in our room while we're fapping to announce that porn is outlawed unless we vote for Kamala. I swear to you I'm not being sarcastic, look it up.
>>32263389Only if he thinks his iPhone is superior
>>32263389Kinda. Why would a man have an iPhone?
>>32263342Look guys! This man doesn't want to drink sexy time juice! He wants to guzzle your cum and anal froth!
>>32262059Sure, if you're okay with lots of cuddling. I think I'd really wanna try to find a way yo pleasure you though>>32262174MaleThat's weirdly specific but yes>>32262178Business and Human ResourcesI know you didn't ask but I regret it immensely. I'm now a security guard independently studying programming and game development>>32262262Bite him>>32262297It's hot
>>32263394Nta but I've drank piss it's fine if they're hydrated
>>32263358Semen also has piss in it.All sexual fluids are carried by piss. This is not a new revelation.
>>32263402>least pornsick moid
>>32262059Yes I could do that, basically the deciding factor is that you could still have kids through IVF, I really want to be a father.
>>32262059>let's just say there was a nasty accident a few years agoYou can't say that and not expect people to want further details.
>>32263347I want to be a good man. I want a woman to call me her amazing boyfriend/husband.
>>32263389it does to at least one of them>>32263015
>>32263407Not maleJs. I drank pee, you can drink a little of mine. It's nbd.
Mmm my MILF boss appears to be pissed at me again for no discernable reason. I think it might be time to find a new job.
>>32263355I'm not, I'm literally just stating my own experience. Fluid from squirting is clear, it tastes kind of sweet, and it has a sex smell but not a pee smell. Tbf my basis for comparison is guy's pee and not my own, but it has more of an acrid, salty taste. I'm not disputing that squirt fluid contains urine or is chemically very similar, but it's hard for me to believe that it's just pee and nothing else
>>32262302It's thrilling, and feels dangerous>>32262307MaleEating a girl out for so long she can barely move>>32262322YesEven if it seems futile>>32262332No? I can't imagine that would matter for most guys>>32262356Hell yes, and I want her to talk about smart things while we cuddle
STOP HORNYPOSTINGGO READ THE NEW CHAINSAW MAN CHAPTER WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK BROS
>>32263390How do you push people to move too fast? Do you have a lot of hook ups if you’re hyper sexual?
>>32263411How will you ensure she does
>>32263390Have you ever cheated on someone because of it?
>>32263358Maybe, I really don't know
When will we know who won?
>>32263365>>32263393My toxic trait is finding this charming
>>32263389I look down on people who own apple products. It's not a dealbreaker but it would be a red flag.
How do I stop schizoing out about my supervisor disliking me?
>>32263423Question in the image name
>>32263434if it's a blowout- tonightif it's close- a few days because mail-in a fucking shit, we became a 3rd world election country in 2020
>>32263389No, a phone is a tool not a personality
>>32263424I would not say I have a lot of hook ups, I'm pretty depressed so I'm a but reclusive but around 7 people.I guess I just do things like kissing, groping, and oral sex on a first date. Basically just just keeps escalating until they say they don't want to go further.But then often the next day they will regret going as far as they did and feel ashamed of themselves. And that is just dating.
>>32263434Bruh I didn't even go yet calm down >>32263439JFC why are they all like this do you think your penis is bigger than a fucking baby
>>32263423>STOP HORNYPOSTINGBruh CSM is full of horny postingAlso Power posters are eating good next week
>>32263429No
>>32263437Art people got screwed because they were basically told it's "industry standard" when they had their education.
>>32263436Want to go to the park and chase pigeons around?
>>322634342 weeks from now.We live in a banana republic.
>>32263394That's not what I said, but please do go off on how oral sex is submissive and gives you cancer and how women are icky and gross
>>32263434>>32262905>>32263343>who is winning ahhhIsrael, Israel is winning tonight
>>32263448I would take that into consideration if the guy had a mac to run certain software. But people who are into brand prestige give me the ick, whether its Apple or watches or whatever.
>>32263461>or watchesIt's casiover...
>>32263404You need remedial biologySeminal fluid is not urea based and women do not produce sperm
>>32263464I'll remediate your biology. ;)
>>32263420Piss drinking "bisexual" spams memes from /b/ while fucking diabetics, news at 11
>>32263423I dropped that shit years ago, it's so trash
>>32263458Your point being?
>>32263404There is no reason for semen to have urine in it. If semen has urine in it, or goes into the bladder, that is an issue.
>>32262387Not at all but I'd want more infoWhat else do you believe in and what fetishes?>>32262391MaleI'm not ashamed of being a virgin and other than the mortifying experience of talking about it with my parents, I wouldn't care if they knew. I'm sure they'd judge>>32262660The entire world is telling him you do care and has told him since he was youngEven if on some level he does believe you, he will always have that concern>>32262961Male 29Genuinely with all my heart more than anything I wish I could have a girlfriend/wife that is also my best friend and just as obsessed with me as I am with her and we spend our lives togetherThat has been my life goal ever since I was 5
>>32263463As long as he never mentions it to me I can't tell the difference between a $20 watch and a $200 one. (which is why watchfags are so annoying, they literally all look the same and do the same thing)
>>32263445Weirdest shit a foid has said in this threadMaybe even weirder than the guy in the reddit post you're replying to
>>32263464>>32263478You piss out of the same hole, numbnuts.
>>32263485Correct. There's something called the prostate, you should look it up, admittedly its function is a bit unusual
>>32263347I think so and I want to prove it someday
>>32263473I have no idea what meme you're talking about, I'm not bi, and I'm not diabetic. Maybe someday you'll have sex with a girl who squirts and you'll see for yourself
>>32263489nta I think she was talking about residual fluid left in the tube.
>>32263489Ok. Now what is piss mostly comprised of?
When I go to vote today, if I write in the n-word, will it be officially published by the government that "Nigger" received one vote for president?
>>32263507Yes
>>32263507No, because you probably won't be the only person to vote nigger.
>>32263347>Men>Are you one of the good ones?Fuck, no. I'm a parasite.
>>32263509Based>>32263512Mega based
If he cheats on me how can I ensure I'm not in the wrong?
>>32263524There is nothing itself that really justifies cheating.
It's erection dayM or FWho is your waifu/husbando?
>>32263524No one deserves to be cheated on, you or him are unhappy break up.
>>32263512How many votes did Nigger get last time?
>>32263529I'm not American.
>>32263535One thousand, four hundred and eighty eight.
>>32263529F(You)
You ever take a shit so big you can feel its absence for a while afterwards? Is this what a phantom limb feels like?
Stop saying the n word. It's not funny.
>>32263551No! Never!
>guy in my friendgroup told us he fucked a 36 year old (he's 23)>friendgroup has been clowning on him for a week nowI'm shocked that fucking a 36 y.o. is on same level to them as fucking a fat girl
>>32263563>at least i get laidHow to shut down retards
>>32263505Urea
>>32263563>fucking a 36 y.o. is on same level to them as fucking a fat girlMakes sense to me.
What turn based games should I play? Preferably something in 3d
WomenI have the day off, I already voted, I had breakfast, lay down in bed to relax and now BOTH of my eyelids are ticking spastically for no reason even though I'm way more relaxed than I would be at work.Stop doing this to me.
>>32263051Sorry, hoes hate me 'cause I'm the it girlI ain't never asked to be the shit, girl
>>32263563they sound like a bunch of jealous homos
Hey I am so nervous. for this interview. I don't want to get my hopes up again but I also don't want to mail it in
>>32263582Wasteland.
>>32263579it's objectively less gross
>>32263582Soda Dungeon, either oneIt's freeIt's not 3d but you can't have it all
>>32263507No, because it has to be the name of a specific, identifiable person who is eligible to be president.
>>32263589What's the job?
>>32263597grrrrrrr
>>32263582Persona 5
>>32263588Dont the japanese consider 26 year old as a hag?
>>32263593Shit
>>32263599Nice dog impression but that doesn't answer the question.
As a chud how do i get a dominant feminist gf who calls me a piece of shit patriarchal white male
>>32263603The Japanese had legal child porn until 2013.
>>32263607the job is Prossefional Dog
>>32263615Try not to hump the other applicants.
>>32263608Can I be your gf instead and I'll be nice to you as long as you do chores with me
>>32263603more like 18
>>32263619Can i buy you dinner and you do all the chores?We can be trad
>>32263618On seriousness how do I impress them compared to other applicants? I want it so bad
>>32263582XCOM: Enemy Within.
Femanons, do you like shotacon?
>>32263591I'd argue that depends on how fat we're talking. Either way, old pussy is in the same category as fat pussy. It's what you go for when you just want low effort sex.
>>32263590>>32263629Perhaps>>32263592Doesn't sound promising >>32263600Ew no
>>32263623No I don't want to eat I want ypu to help me keep the house clean
>>32263624It's hard to say without knowing what kind of work it is. What we look for in an electrical engineer isn't what we look for in a warehouse guy.
>>32263582Darkest DungeonIt's not 3d but I know alot about game dev and design and it's a good game
This is sooo funny :Dhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYbavuReVF4
>>32263640I'm fucked the listing has so little information and it's going to be hot so I can't wear a sweater unless I want to show up sweaty and I have some notes to look into from the first interview but shit fuck shit.
I'm going to lose my mind
>>32263652There must be something you can tell us.
>>32263677Nah it's okay I'll figure it out
so I just had an altercation today.For context, I'm military trained, an ex con, and a former amateur MMA fighter.I was walking at a mall with a girl, and we stopped by McD's to grab a bite to eat. There was a group of shitskins about, and they started commenting stupid shit. I just told her to ignore it and move on. Once we were next in line in the queue, a shitskin grabbed my shoulder and muttered something like 'you can order now my brother'.I have PTSD so I immediately recoiled and told him not to touch me. They then proceeded to front me and threaten to kick my ass. Girl is visibly shaken, receives plenty of comments. I'm 5'8 so I always carry a knife and have low impulse control. I was *THIS* close to throatfucking the guy with it, gleefully so. I kept my cool, grinned at them, and told them that I just want my order.Now, I know I'm fully capable of possibly dismantling a handful of pavement apes to my own chagrin, but the girl visibly got the ick from me backing down. The day was soured after the fact.Could I have done anything differently without getting charged?
>>32263669>having a mind to loseRookie mistake.
margaret qualley doesnt have kdis wtfff
>>32263683You could have left when you saw them in the Mcdonalds.Think of it as walking across the street when you see a group of them.
>>32263688I think she's got, idgaf what /tv/ says about nepotism
>>32263693I don't fear niggers. I expect decency, even from subhumans
>>32263695/tv/ has no idea what nepotism is.
>>32263582Baldur's Gate 3Rogue TraderJagged Alliance 3
Men can you buy me a pair of shoes that makes me get hired
>>32263704>Baldur's Gate 3I really want to play this but it's expensive
>>32263711Why would I buy you shoes to get you hired when I can have you as a kept woman?
>>32263711gold digger
>>32263711Like stripper shoes?JkYou should probably work on your resume by using AI and tailoring your resume to each company by using their mission statement.And work on your communication skills.
>>32263428I will listen to her, I will provide for her, I will stand behind her, and I will never hurt her on purpose.
>>32263723I want my mom to be proud of me>>32263724I won't be if I get hired
>>32263713Save your money, seriously. I thought it couldn't be that bad and everyone was being hysterical and it's so high budget and official D&D and all It's real badDon't be me
>>32263730Your mom would be more proud if you got into a good college and did a degree for something you loved.
>>32263434It took 4-5 days last election, and this one's probably going to be even closer and take even longer
>>32263736I did that she was not impressed because it wasn't Harvard or Columbia
>>32263729That's sweet anon, I hope you find her
>>32263741What did you study?
>>32263741So is this job related to your degree?
wòman, is this truE?
>>32263647that's a boring and repetitive game
>>32263752Yes
I think for the first time I have conflicting feelings about a woman doing OF.I came across this woman that is exceptionally pretty, like I could not believe how pretty she is. The eyes, the smile, the style and body are just outstanding. Checked her IG and it had all her social media linked. I don't know what kind of pics she makes on OF, but the description says nothing about nudity, so my guess is just lingerie stuff.But anyway, I usually don't have an issue if somebody wants to do this, but this is the first time my mind just automatically went "Oh...."Have you ever felt this way?
>>32263747Pooping at Pee University>>32263749Yes
>>32263732But I like turn based DND Most of what I heard of BG3 had to do with companions and romance and I don't give much of a fuck about that honesty
everything I experience I want to share with him and discuss it with him but he isn't here anymore
>>32263771Me too girl
>>32263762For the right price she'd do nudity, I assure you.
women tell me something cool
>>32263397>>32263398>>32263437No. I'm saying a man has an Android. He does NOT own an iPhone. Women are really judgemental about that
>>32263779One time I did a perfect cartwheel and then never managed one again
>>32263764>YesWell assuming you already gave the resume and all you need to do is interviews look at their mission statement and the kind of work they do, and charity they do basically things they wre proud of and talk about that in the interview.
>>32263780I know what you were saying but that's a retard meme you got from the internet, not a real problem.
if women's skin were as cool as the cool side of the pillow, i think that would've been nice
>>32263790It is if you're into dead chicks.
>>32263771Everything I experience I want to share with him but I don't want to be a nuisance to him
>>32263790Their feet are colder than that.They're basically iscles.
>>32261997>I have dated guys with an autism diagnosis before, including my current bf, but I can't give you any guarantees.Lucky bastard.
femanons, is your running animation cute?
>>32263797I would give anything for him to miss me as much as I miss him right now. But I know he doesn't
>>32263737>and this one's probably going to be even closerLol, they clearly rigged the last one, but Biden is a bigger name than Harris. King Trump got it by a landslide if it's fair.
>>32263778I did a minute of googling her name and yeah, she does.Apparently she's Polish. Can't even fault her for trying to make money that way in that shithole desu.Don't even feel like fapping to her, maybe I was hit by some instant limerence.
>>32263786Impressive! I've never been able to fully commit to trying it
>>32263805How do you know?
>>32263813She's right, I don't miss her.
>>32263440This is so funny to me.Over here mail-in voting is possible, but you have to send it in like a week or so in advance so it can get counted on election day/night.Not having 99.9% of votes counted by 6AM the next morning is unheard of.
>>32263796Only in a fetishistic fantasy way. Real dead girls not so much.
>>32263787Shit
I’m torn between my heart and my head what to do about her
>>32263572No. Water.
>>32263804No. My butt bounces too much.
>>32263817What is the voting population of your country?
>>32263817Right, how is this difficult?
>>32263824put your (cock) head in her heart (shaped ass)
women thoughts on making our parents baby sit our kids?
>>32263804I don't run. I only npc hip sway walk and you have to protect me when going places.
>>32263818this dude really fapping to necrophilia
>>32263796I'm going to make my bride take an ice bath on our wedding night then lie as still as possible as I fuck her in our honeymoon suite
>>32263813I've been turning it over and over in my mind every hour since this conversation happened and I can't think of any other way to interpret the things he said. In the end, I just never meant that much to him. This hurts so much. He's my favorite person.
>>32263838I wouldn't trust my dad to take care of a potted plant, let alone a child. Maybe your parents are more trustworthy, though.
>>32263830That's irrelevant.
>>32263824Why?
>>32263824FUCK HER ARSE HOLE
>>32263838Idk about your parents but my parents should be fine
>>32263630kind of
>>32263841Not often, but occasionally.
>>32263827i see no character flaws here>>32263840> you have to protect me when going places>an entire lifetime of escort missionsidk how to feel about
>>32263846NTA but you need to calm down. I know it's not intentional, but the self-loathing stuff out loud is just really negative and hard to react to, you are basically fishing for people to rush in and reassure you over your self-perceived/self-created negative narrative.I'm not saying this to be mean, but you should work on your own issues and create more mental stability for yourself.
>>32263855ZAMN bitch u are on a list
>>32263867Don't joke about being on a list, it's not fun.
Men I am delusional do you still want me
>>32263855What's the appeal?>>32263869lmao
>>32263855>the boy is, well, a...A what madame? What is the boy?
>>32263865>fishing for people to rush in and reassure you over your self-perceived/self-created negative narrative.I'm aware of this but I don't know how to stop. I'm so insecure that it keeps me up at night. I'm terrified of being abandoned. I can pretend for a while but its very fake and I get sadder and sadder. I just don't know to do it for any length of time.
>>32263855What did your ex think about this?
>>32263855Why did you steal my screenshot of the tags of a story I like?
>>32263872Not if your delusions make you come up with reasons to justify hurting me or yourself.
>>32263872>do you still want meHow's your rack?
>>32263878Bold of you to assume her ex could already read.
>>32263887lel
>>32263872Depends on if I am him?If I am him then yes.
>>32263867The based list.
>>32263768I do too, that's why I bought it. You don't have to trust me, I'm just telling you it isn't worth playing for free. The writing is so aggressively, intrusively terrible especially for an RPG.
>>32263808Why are you trying so hard to convince strangers on 4chan that you never normally judge gross whores?
>>32263630I prefer my boys to have had the chance to be an alcoholic and survived.21+
>>32263713I would like to play it, but I've been meaning to play 1 and 2 for about 15 years without getting around to it, and now it would feel weird to not play them first.
>>32263630Only for the tasteful reasons.
if women are allowed to be attracted to shotas, am i allowed to be attracted to momo ayase?
>>32263877It's a long term process and lots of things can help (therapy or the right self-help books for you, good frank vulnerable talks with friends/family, new experiences and being physically active, creative self-expression...) but at the end of the day it starts and ends with being kind to yourself and trying to learn to reassure yourself. If you find yourself e.g. in bed feeling kind of cold and lonely, don't just undergo it, coddle yourself, go get a blanket or make a hot water bottle, mentally or out loud tell yourself "it's okay, you had a long day (or whatever), you can just relax and sleep now".Yeah when you never did things like this and are just starting out, it'll feel forced and unnatural, but the only way it starts to become more natural is by doing it (more). If you are an anxious and unhappy person, chances are you tell yourself a hundred things like>just like you to fuck this up>no wonder your crush doesn't like youa day. You will only feel better and more at home with yourself once you learn to at least balance that out a little, talk back and make an active and conscious effort to be a safe haven for yourself. Literally ask yourself what you would tell a dear friend or do for a dear friend feeling the way you do or saying the thing you think and give yourself that, over and over again.
>>32263882Whyw oudl I do that>>32263886Small>>32263893Cool
>>32263582I've heard chess is good.
>>32263915It's all drawings or words, so who the fuck cares? Go for it.
>>32263881What did your ex think about the erotica you read?
>>32263912>tasteful pedophilia
>>32263912I watched New Nightmare for the fist time a couple of days ago. I found it underwhelming.
>>32263918>SmallNtaBut that is adorable
>>32263915Anon, that isn't even a case of needing to ask if you are allowed to. That is practically normal (by anime fan standards at least)
>>32263923I've never told any of my exes.>>32263926I haven't even heard of it.
>>32263939>I haven't even heard of it.Oh ok. I just assumed you would have given the Nightmare on Elm Street art.
>>32263939>I've never told any of my exesWhy?
State gender. What's something that embarrasses you?
>>32263942I don't find out about new shit unless it's mentioned to me. So what is it, another revamp of the series?>>32263944Because it wouldn't be productive to mention.
>>32263947MaleMy weight. I also have a concave chest and so my manboobs look more pronounced.
>>32263947JH keeps calling me Daddy in bed.
>>32263947Mostly anytime I catch myself doing/saying something I wouldn't have done/said if I had a chance to catch myself before it happened. I hate retroactively wishing things were different.
>>32263947F I'm in a wheelchair.
>>32263947FMy acne
>>32263947My low attention span and having never had a girlfriend/kissed anyone.
>>32263961That doesn't need to be embarrassing. Some people just need wheelchairs.
>>32263961Hot wheels?
>>32263947F My boobs.
>>32263955Die.
>>32263947FNever had a boyfriend
>>32263952>I don't find out about new shit unless it's mentioned to me. So what is it, another revamp of the series?No, that film from the 90s where the series was a fictional film series and a demon kills people that worked on the films. Maybe I should have used the full title, Wes Craven's New Nightmare.
>>32263966I know it doesn't rationally make sense. Maybe that was the wrong word. It's a little awkward when I meet new people.
>>32263969What's wrong with them?
>>32263968AYEEEEE!
>>32263979Is it weird being at eye level with people's butts all the time?
women will you die with me?
>>32263984Too big imo.
>>32263970No. :)
>>32263990Extremely. And it's easier for people to look down my top.
I want to kill myself too but I never end up doing it because I know that energy can never be created or destroyed. So I'm trapped either way. So suicide actually is pointless lmao...
>>32263993Yeah, that makes sense. I'm sorry.
>>32263978Oh. To be honest, Freddy is among my least favorite slashers in general. Too rude. The silent ones are best.
>>32263998A couple of months ago I was stood behind a short girl and saw saw her top when I looked down. It was glorious.
>>32264002So your preference is silent but deadly?
>>32264001No worries, it's something I've been gradually trying to get over. Thanks, though.
>>32263969Why?
>>32263998Have you ever yelled at someone for parking in a handicapped spot?
>>32263998Are you overweight?
>>32264002Fair, I haven't seen that many slashers yet. Just the Nightmare films and a few Friday the 13ths.
>>32264007Yeh.
>>32264014>>32263993
>>32264022You must've seen Halloween, right?
>>32264012>cute>late 30s pick one
Femanons, we're married now.
Imagine if I had a 12 inch dick, the things I'd be able to do with that thang
I'm not a part of the universe. I AM the universe.People are so brainrotted they can't even grasp this concept.
>>32264019No, underweight. All atrophied and stuff. I should work out more but I don't.>>32264018No, but I've seen that kinda thing happen often.
>>32264031This is why moral vegans and vegetarians will never escape samsara
>>32263713Wait for the next sale then. There is a lot of content in the game though, so you'll easily get 100+ hours out of it.>>32263911I would say there is no need to play the earlier titles if you want to play BG3. The gameplay is completely different and the plot of the earlier games does not play that prominent of a role either.>>32263732I would say in terms of mechanics it's an exceptionally well made RPG. Plenty of reactivity, plenty of purposeful player-world interaction, the presentation is done quite nicely. It's easy to see why it has so much mass appeal for a title that at its heart is still very much an RPG.
>>32264030It'd be fun to hold and wave it around and stuff, but I'm not trying to put it in me.
>>32263947Male, my acne.>>32263963Call me a simp because I think you're beautiful.
>>32264033Do you use an electric wheelchair or a regular one?
>>32263947M, My voice, it sounds like I only got halfway through puberty
>>32264043Manual.
>>32264045Can you balance on the back wheels?
Femanons I ugh I...
>>32264035>I would say there is no need to play the earlier titles if you want to play BG3. The gameplay is completely different and the plot of the earlier games does not play that prominent of a role either.I've heard that, but its less about it actually mattering and more a weird feeling that I've put them off too long and I should play the games in the order I would have done if I wasn't so lazy.Incidentally, have you played Pillars of Eternity? I've been meaning to play that since it came out. (Which I thought was just a few years ago and I now I've just double check the release date...)
>>32264049I can actually.
>>32263976How old are you?
Femanons how would you feel if a friend asked you to be her surrogate?
>>32264049If it's who I think it is she can go up a few steps.
>>32264033If you were my gf I would carry you up the stairs to my apartment and then go back for your chair.
>>32263961I know a cute girl in a wheelchair who's getting married soon. Congratulations if she's you. If not, why not?
>>32263976I have a similar problemWe could fix this together.
I’m with her lads
>>32264055Just a friend? No. I'm only doing that for my sister.
>>32264027No, I'll probably watch that one next though.
>>32264045Is there a reason you don't get one of the ones with a little joystick?
>>32264064I haven't voted since 2018, but I'm going to vote for Trump today. Although really I'm voting for Ron Paul. And I'm voting to get Ross Ulbricht out of prison, which Trump has promised. I've been praying for Ross throughout the day.
>>32264072Nta but I had a cousin who was in an electric wheelchair. They're wildly inconvenient.
>>32263768NTA but it depends on what you expect from an RPG. What BG3 does well is that it's a highly reactive game, robust enough that you can kill most NPCs and the game still doesn't fall apart. Depending on your class and race, NPCs will react differently to you, you get to achieve your goals by different means, make choices who to side with, etc.. - arguably, the content thins out quite a bit during the past act, but to be fair: that has always been an issue in RPGs. Mechanically it's based on the 5th edition, which some claim is more simplistic than earlier ones - and they do have a point, but it's still enjoyable. Companions and romance play a big part in the game, but I'd say that this is one of the major reasons why people tended to prefer BG2 over BG1, which was much more bare-bones with party banter and interaction.Technically, the Owlcat games Pathfinder: Kingmaker and Wrath of the Righteous also feature a turn-based mode. They can be a bit tedious, since they've been designed with RTWP in mind, so there are loads of combat encounters that simply take longer in TB, but it's quite fun to play them that way. If you're into build-autism, they might be something for you to look into.Other than that, there is obviously Rogue Trader, which is pretty good too, albeit a bit tedious due to the many level ups you get, having to pick from myriads of options, which depending on your OCD levels might be a little stressful.
>>32264059Hey, did I talk to you once about how to court a girl in a wheelchair?>>32264060Unfortunately that is not me. No bf at the moment.
State genderWhat's something small that made you happy today? Let's bring some positivity into this thread.MI saw a foid miss her bus and it brought a smile to my face. She was running hard to make it.
Captcha keeps rebooting and making me wait 15 minutes. If it happens again, I’m leaving this site forever.
>>32264077Really? What's inconvenient about them?Are they hard to usually manually if the battery runs out or something?
>>32264079I don't remember that, but I think it would make me feel very masculine to take care of a girl who would rely on me so heavily.
>>32264072I have nothing against those, I just personally think I would be even less active with an electric.>>32264077Was? Like, not anymore?
>>32264082Can't you just do the e-mail verification?
If you didn’t vote in favor of government mandated gfs then I’m going to fucking kill you
>>32264044Me too. And my throat aches and my eyes quiver when I think about it too hard.
>>32264064Colorado isn't a swing state
>>32264051>Incidentally, have you played Pillars of Eternity?Of course. I always found the PoE a bit tedious and wasn't a big fan of the setting. I enjoyed them nonetheless though. Tyranny is better - albeit unfinished and ends at a point where the real game should begin.
>>32264089They don’t deserve my email. That was the whole point of these sites 20+ years ago
>>32264087I can kinda see where you're coming from but that's a yellow alert for me. :)
>>32264085His didn't even have an option to operate manually. It also weighed about 200 lbs. His mom had to keep atv ramps in their car, which had to be specially outfitted to accommodate the chair.>>32264088>Was? Like, not anymore?He died of the same illness that had him in the chair to begin with.
>>32264041<3
Do all guys want to rest their heads on girl's chest or lap? I always thought they wanted to pin a girl down and dominate her but the ones I've met just want to be cozy and it's weirding me out a little.
>>32263947F My voice. I know some guys like this but I think it's too low.
>>32264097Oh it's not like that. Every guy loves it when a girl needs help carrying something, or can't reach a high shelf. It puts a spring in my step every time. If you need a little more help with certain things than the average girl, that would not be a negative for me.
>>3226405424>>32264061Hi
>>32264105I want to do both of those things.
>>32264105I would rather her laying her head on me.
Any single ladies want to come over and watch the election news while we make an apple fritter skillet cake? I just saw the recipe and it looks fun. https://butternutbakeryblog.com/apple-fritter-skillet-cake/it's l o n e l y this fall
>>32264100I'm sorry to hear that, anon.
>>32264105Personally I prefer to be the pillow, but yes cozy is good.
>>32264105You'd prefer to be pinned down?
>>32264105>I always thought they wanted to pin a girl down and dominate herThat's the effects of porn warping your mind.
>>32264105>I always thought they wanted to pin a girl down and dominate herI don't think any boy wants this innately
>>32264108So, any preference for a first date?
>>32264111Yea but can we watch something else
>>32264033No beach then?
>>32264120Every man with an appropriate amount of testosterone innately wants that
the atoga femcels loreintroverted girls will expect you to carry the conversation causing you to inevitably run out of things to say and then she'll think you're boring because there was a lot of awkward silence on date.
>>32264097>yellow alertShields up!
>>32264124Rarely.
>>32264120I absolutely did. When I was a kid I fantasized about making the girls I knew my slaves.
Help me figure this out please>be me invite new girl on work to hang out with group of co-worker friends>she accept kinda reluctant turns out she don't like being in places with lot of peoples clearly nervous >since I one the one to invite her I went to her and asked if she wanted to just chill outside and take a walk with me>all good we have a great time we talk a lot we were very close and just chilling walking on the beach at night >we end the night leaving her home and send her a DM asking if she liked it and if she wanted to go out again maybe only the two of us this time (since it was basically that all night)>Yeah sure>today>"hey if you're free want to hang out and talk?">"talk about what?" "If you have something to say to me you can say ok?"Wtf is this mood swipe I explained I didn't wanted to talk about nothing specific and just to hang out again but she just brushed off saying she was busy today
>>32264131>introverted girls will expect you to carry the conversation causing you to inevitably run out of things to saySkill issue.
>>32264137How much longer until we hear about you in the news?
>>32264129Toxic masculinity. We'll never build each other up if we keep tearing each other down.
>>32263947MMy still remaining belly despite having lost 11kg during the summer.I also don't like my hair when it's longer than 2cm. It starts to stand off into all fucking directions, holy shit I hate it.
>>32264137Same, or been a cult leader that fucks my disciples.
>>32264131Couldn't you simply show interest in them? Ask them about their hobbies, passions, etc and see where that takes the conversation? Or is that going to give them the ick?
>>32264129No I don't think so, without porn, I don't even know where you'd get the idea that holding down a girl and ignoring her consent would be fun
>>32264137>>32264145How old were you degens? :/
/_°√°/ <( ? )
>>32264148As an introverted girl it's SUPER hard to get me to talk about myself.
>>32264151I was maybe 9ish when I had my specific fantasy of having two girls I liked, giving them a potion to make them love me, and then we walk around naked together in my private casino.
>>32264151I think maybe 13 when I started having these kinds of fantasies? This was before I had ever seen porn by the way.
>>32264155What the fella curious about?
Femanons would you ever share a picture with your bf of your bloody pussy?
>>32263961Do you think you have been fetishized before?Like you mentioned "yellow flag" to the other anon, I can imagine some men belittle you and think you are "easier to get since her options are more limited"?
>>32264120??Hello, you are wrong.>>32264105I don't desire resting my head on a girl's chest or lap but ngl a woman being soft and warm and comforting in can make me fall asleep faster than any sleep aid
>>32264165Some girl from here posted pics of that on /soc/.
>>32264158You make sure to ask us questions then, right? Right?
>>32264105YES! I like pinning my GF down too though.>>32264120I didn't know I wanted it, but I started doing so instinctually and she really liked it. So now I want to
Women are evil!
>>32264167I'm honestly not sure. Possibly? If men feel like that specifically around me they've never acted on it.
>>32264169I know, that is kinda why I asked.No woman would subject the man she loves to that right?
>>32264140>>32264148I try to make them talk about themselves more with questions and commenting on their answers but if the bitch is a dry talker and I ran out of things to say I'll start talking about my interests that she probably doesn't care about and if she seems bored I'll try speedrunning escalation to making out and sex because I have nothing to lose at that point
>>32264158Are you interested in something though? What if someone asked you what you do, what would you answer?
GirlsWould you be okay with living the rest of your life in Dixwille?
>>32264176Does that mean you've had a hard time finding a partner?
>>32264121Nope
>>32264171Oh, all the time, really! This sounds really sad but /atoga/ is my main method of socialization.
What are some reasons why you turn guys down when they ask you on a date?Assuming they are reasonably similar in age.
>>32264184Bowling it is then.
>>32264179What's the context here?
>>32264185>This sounds really sad but /atoga/ is my main method of socialization.Me too! We can be pathetic together.
>>32264182Possibly moreso than the average girl. But then that makes me feel petty and that I shouldn't be blaming it on that.
>>32264186I'll go on a first date with anyone I won't continue if he's a different race or religion
Girls, do you dislike trannies more than you let on in public?
>>32264189The context is: you're on a date and someone asks you what you do, what you're interested in, what your hobbies are, and so on.
>>32264186I'm not physically attracted to him.
>>32264198Racist
>>32264198But you know if he's a different race before you go on a date.Idk you should just be more careful imo.Not everyone is safe to go on a first date with.
>>32262260>I don’t like it when I get friendcuckedDemonic vibesMy best friend is autistic and his bpd gf in uni made up lies and made him cut contact with all his friends (except me, she deemed me okay). I'm pretty sure they are codependent and their mental health is fucked :/. She also constantly devalues him and threatens to leave. Never date a girl that takes away from you. You deserve better than some BPDemon or NPDemon, those people deserve only solitude and misery.
>>32264202Too many questions!
>>32264205Yes>>32264207If he's nice I'll go. Maybe he'll end up being my soulmate idk
>>32264197Can you do sex?
Bros.https://x.com/mtkpasta/status/1853744724726915370
>>32264199I find them weird and often annoying or obnoxious
>>32264214wow, rude as fuck
>>32264197Do you blame anybody or anything?
>>32264216Kinda.
>>32264064Please be white so I can want to lick your penis.
I'm going to vote after I get dinner, but I'm kind of ashamed of it. Voting is objectively a waste of time, but this time I really want to. When I was younger I'd wear the I Voted sticker, but I'm throwing it away today.
>>32264222Elaborate.
Q showed it to me again. This is really happening..
Do women get stretched out? When fucking my gf it feels like a hotdog down a hallway, and I don’t exactly have a small dick. I didn’t really think much of it until she told be about her big cock fetish, making me think she’s probably been stretched out pretty hard. But regardless, it’s like impossible to get off inside her because of how loose she is.
>>32264221Shit. Maybe the disability a little bit.
>>32264227I mean I can orgasm. Can't really move around or do a lot of positions.
Americans, is this illegal?Would you do this?State Gender
>>32263947>>32264106My voice for me as well, I don't think there's much wrong with it but it is naturally low and goes up a lot when I'm animated/excited, which happens often. As a kid I had a high-pitched voice and this also happened, I was not popular and kids could and would mock me just by repeating what I'd just said in an annoying, screechy high pitch. Really hard to hit back with something sassy when someone makes you feel that everything coming out of your mouth sounds obnoxious and annoying to them from the first sec.
>>32264219Why do you care
>>32264105You can be cozy at any time, pinning her down requires the right mood.THOUGH I'm personally of the opinion that if you truly like a girl sexually and beyond you want to do the entire spectrum of sexual stuff with her. Like, a girl that made you fall head over heels is a girl that makes you viscerally want both to dominate her and to be submissive to her, with all the cozy lovey stuff in between.
>>32264244I stand for all races.
>>32264240If someone is that dumb they don't deserve to vote.
>>32264224NTABut what if I voted for Claudia De la Cruz?
>>32262059I have low libido anyways so its fine. Would you be okay with your partner masturbating twice a week or would that make you jealous? I would want to cuddle and handhold alot and do cute couple things.
>>32264240>Americans, is this illegal?No.
>>32264240Yeah it's illegal, no I wouldn't do that.No one voted matters, it's cruel to do that to someone.
>>32264240The Biden administration literally prosecuted a man for making a joke on Twitter about how Election Day for Democrats is on Wednesday. Literally just a fucking joke, and he's facing prison time for it (it's being appealed now). Im so sick of these demons, and I would fully support bringing the full force of the law onto this person's mom. Lock her up. I'm so sick of leftists and living in fear of them.
>>32264236>Can't really move around or do a lot of positions.Sounds like most girls desu.
>>32264231Do you think "blame" is the correct word?I think it's ok to sometimes have bad days where you blame it. Not every day can be a win. But seeing it as an explanation, without blaming it, is probably the best attitude to have about it.Anyway, I'm kinda just talking out of my ass. lol
>>32264236Would you need one of those crane things or would you be fine with him controlling your body positioning.I guess he'd control the crane too so I guess can you have sex without the support of that thing?
>>32264247Thats nice of you
>>32264256That is legit fraud though and a bit more serious than just telling your brother or whatever.
>>32264261Now stop being racist
>>32264229Only from childbirth or deliberate (fetish) stretching (and even then it's afaik possible, not necessary). Vaginas are designed to get fucked and it's not passive tissue being pounded, the vaginal walls are all muscle and as you no doubt know muscles strengthen and build from microtears. That said, when you turn a woman on properly she should relax for the act and that makes a stark difference. It doesn't help that this usually goes hand in hand with her being very wet, which further decreases inner friction and can make it feel like a whole lotta nothing even when her walls are technically touching you. My bf gets me gaping wet and loose too and while he has no issues at all still getting off on me then, there's definitely a turning point where for both of us the pleasure is no longer in the pussy hug of the whole dick but rather from his head pressing into me hard (leaving aside the whole rest of the bigger picture of what exactly goes on, which can be hot in a thousand ways). Apart from relaxing with arousal, vaginas also differ in natural size and it is possible for her to have a naturally wider vagina just like men have thicker or thinner penises. You know this is the case when her level of arousal does not matter much for your experience, it's always too little. In that case you're best off experimenting with positions (her legs together rather than spread) or stuff like an anal plug which will tighten/tense her up overall.
>>32264180No, too crowded
>>32264263No
>>32264262It's not fraud, it's a fucking joke.
>>32264267Evil.
>>32264143There'll be no one able to build anything if you keep denying nature.>>32264149Nowhere was lack of consent mentioned.
>>32264256Can you link the story?
>>32264259No, no, I agree with you. Explanation is maybe more accurate. Thanks.>>32264260No, just a lot of pillows are fine.
>2.5h in the tub>time to get up>put on good old Midge Ure's version>instantly feel fucking awesome while showrring myself off
>>32264269WhyI just wont date another race
>>32264268Yeh, but on Twitter or whatever there's a chance of actually influencing people. It's like when Trump said maybe bleach would work for covid.
>>32264275Rural voters don't want to give up their power.
>>32264281>It's like when Trump said maybe bleach would work for covid.Literally didn't happen
>>32264265I’ll try that, it doesn’t help she keeps try to force me into porn poses and shit which just make it even more awkward. Honestly I kinda dread having sex with her but she keeps forcing me, it’s just not even fun at this point.
>>32264212Those are your thoughts, but what are your actions?
>>32264279Okay
>>32264291as long as we agree.Evil.
>>32264282Furthermore there's no reason to remain in this Union if you'll always be dominated by more populous regions.
>>32264249Wrong answer*zips up mouth*
>>32264186Prefacing this by saying I have said yes to most men my age asking.The ones I said no to, back when I was really young (like 16-22ish) it was mostly pure shyness. If I did not know the guy, I was too worried I'd find out he was a dick on the date and then have to navigate that whole situation socially. If I did know him (like a classmate), I was worried it would be weird if the date was awkward or he felt rejected by me and we'd be forced to interact.As I got older, the main and maybe even only reason would be when the guy was very negative (even if just aimed at himself) upfront. Stuff like >you probably think I'm a creep for asking thisor saying something and instantly beating themselves up out loud for sounding silly. It's not even about the words but about the intensity behind it, there's a difference between casually talking about yourself as/like a doofus or real self-loathing.
Give me a sign
>>32264279>>32264277M or F?Hard to follow the one-word trail of "answers".
>>32264272>No, just a lot of pillows are fine.Can I toy explain the pillow placement?Are you trying to get higher up?
>>32264289Don't even bother trying to criticize her preferences, just go straight for>hey could we have a session where we just goof around and have fun in whatever way sexually, just being sillyand see if she can wrap her head around that or give it a try. Or ask to blindfold her, that might help to get her out of her head more regarding how her body looks during sex (assuming that contributes to her wanting to do porn poses).
>>32264281I fucking hate Trump but he didn't actually say that. He just talked about expressed interest in exploring whether disinfectants could be applied to the site of a coronavirus infection inside the body. It was loonies that actually took this one step father and drank bleach.
>>32264297Listen carefully for what the birds whisper.
>>32264275Cause they don't want to lose their grip on power.
>>32262307MUnsafe sex / impregnation :/
>company I applied to randomly calls me at 2pm on Tuesday>wants to go a whole ass 10 minute phone interview without any prep time>at the end of the interview they tell me there will be no additional interviews, HR will contact me with an offer if selectedI've never heard of this tactic before, isn't it a bit unusual to just cold call someone for an immediate interview? Do you think they did that intentionally to see how I reacted without prep? Or is this a red flag of potential disorganization/shit tests?
>>32264301What?
>>32264295I mean it's a better answer than Kamala.
>>32264310it's definitely a loyalty test, be prepared for 2am calls if you're hired.
>>32264311Where are you putting the pillows?And what is the purpose of the placment?
Women, are you looking forward to having a baby? I mean, the pregnancy part too.
>>32264310Place seems like a clusterfuck desu.
>>32264312Nein, it's a throwaway vote.
Is this true?
>>32262332I'm 5'6 and I can't understand why girls wear high heels, not only do they say that it hurts it makes 90% of girls taller than me so I feel completely intimidated by them. It truely is a lose-lose situation TT
>>32264317YES YES YES YES YESI want every part of it, pregnancy, birth, breastfeeding.
Why are redditors like this?
>>32264310Honestly does not sound unusual to me, assuming they were asking the generals like to elaborate on your work experience/educational background and why you are interested in the job. I do feel it is reasonable to expect you to be able to talk about that without specific prior prepping, after you already looked into the position and wrote a letter and all that. If they presented you with actual scenarios or stuff like that, yeah that's unprofessional to me and at the very least they should've asked you upfront if you were okay with going through a first round of interviews right now on the phone.
>>32264300I'm the evil female racist
>>32264321
>>32264300Racist with slurs - MaleRacist without slurs - Female >but what aboutOh, her? Her personality was just repeating what she saw other people say.
>>32264323Cool, how far along are you in the pregnancy now?
>>32264328Thanks.
>>32264330I'm not pregnant yet, gotta wait a few months until the wedding )':
>>32264317I can't really imagine it. I used to think about it a lot but I got over it, the least I want is a partner
>>32262356Yes all my serious crushes have been to girls who are way smarter than me. They were also way older than me though... literally exactly my type. I decided to study physics though and no girls study physics for some reason, mostly biology and premed. I need smart gf so bad ;-;
>>32264333Y'know... it's never a problem to start a little early.
>>32264317Yes, absolutely. Everything about it. Plain curiosity regarding how it feels to have another life inside of you. Looking forward very very much to seeing my body change. I have fantasized since a teen girl about being able to tell a man I loved that he was going to be a father, that has always seemed like such a crazy special powerful moment to me, much more so than marriage or something. It would be too long to go into everything I am curious, interested and/or excited about regarding actual motherhood and having my own child, but it's a lot.
>>32264319It's a protest vote against genocide.
>>32264333Remember it's just a clump of cells until it's born. If it has one pinkie toe still inside you, it's just a worthless parasite. #science #VoteHarris
>>32264337That's what I told said, but he's adamant on waiting I'm afraid
>>32264315Under the legs, behind the lower back, under the stomach. Makes things more stable.
>>32262356Depends.If she was a know-it-all, and put other people (including myself) down, then HELL NO.If she's not the above scenario, absolutely Big Brain = good for family unit.
Damn, so Joe Biden is going to be ritually sacrificed, and Kamala will become the 47th President before even being elected? Damn.
>>32264325>If they presented you with actual scenarios or stuff like that, yeah that's unprofessional to meThey didn't give specific situations but they did ask me for specific situations and difficult issues I've dealt with in the past> at the very least they should've asked you upfront if you were okay with going through a first round of interviews right now on the phoneTechnically when I answered the phone they asked me if I was okay with a 10 minute interview but I get the feeling if I'd said no, that would have counted against me
>>32264340Ask the people being genocided if they want you to vote for the candidate who promises to limit the genocide, or the candidate who promises to remove limits.
>>32261988State gender.Would you rather die alone 100% guaranteed no gf/bf and no marriage nothing or marry a randomly generated spouse? They will be completely random from your country (or some other country) but with the guarantee that they like you and aren't abusive. Also if you don't want to pick a random partner from your own country, which country would you choose?
What is your favorite wh40k race and why is it 'Nids?
>>32264344Oh ok, sounds easy enough, I wish you luck in finding a bf/ husband.
>>32264350Marriage, and then divorce if we aren't compatible. Easy.
>>32264347>but I get the feeling if I'd said no, that would have counted against meIf this is true, that is the real red flag to me, more so than the interview on the phone. Yeah maybe if you actually said "no I don't want to be unprepared" or "I don't want to do any phone interviews", basically being a lot more difficult than most people are going to be. But if you'd just said oh, you caught me at the wrong time for that, what other time is good today? and bought yourself some prep time that way, I would find it super questionable if they'd count that against you in any way. It is plausible and even likely that if they call you up on a random afternoon, you are not in the right situation/position to have an important ten minute conversation on the spot.
>>32264348I think they'll tell you that she's been in office for 4 years, longer than the genocide has been going on and that her promises are empty.
>>32264356>Marriage, and then divorce if we aren't compatible. Easy.Yeah sorry that I didn't add that but you can't do that. That kinda takes the risk out of the choice. Divorce will be penalized by death.
>>32264350F. If I knew that this was the only choice, I would pick a randomly generated spouse. I think if I knew for a fact the alternative would be no affection at all, I would be able to sort of reprogram myself/my expectations to look at my spouse as more of a human pet that provided some amount of warmth and I better learn to adapt to them well.
>>32264343>>32264333Well that sure is stupid.Why is he so insecure?
>>32264260What crane?
>>32264262Where’s the fraud in that?
Women do you paint your toenails?
>>32264310>>32264357Also follow up to say that I don't know what kind of position you applied for, but if it's kind of meaningful then I would be weirded out by their super short and superficial style of interviewing. For comparison last job I got I went through a 45 minute interview with a recruiter first, then an 30 minutes face to face interview with a manger and someone from HR, then once I was the preferred candidate I met up with the person I would be working for and with directly to check she was also on board with me personally. So three conversations total that were at least 2,5 hours combined. Then again if you applied for easy administrative work or customer service, it might not be unusual at all for them to skimp out on the hiring so much.
>>32264358Sounds more like you're asking yourself what you think instead of asking yourself what they think. What do they think of a candidate who promises even more death and destruction for them?
>>32264371Fuck off, feetshitter.
>>32264350MIf my spouse is randomly generated that means there is a high likelihood for her to be average, which for a below-average person like myself would be a pretty good deal.
>>32264372It's a job being a liaison between the systems programers and the end users of software used to process loan applications. I've been an end user and have programming experience so I applied.
>>32264317>Women, are you looking forward to having a baby? I mean, the pregnancy part too.I will never breed, and I'm very happy about that.
>>32264377Average is obese though.
Women, how much do you hate your bf?
>>32264353MOrks, because they have character and soul. Basing a race around football hooligans was inspired. But it's a hard choice with the Mechanicus and the Deldar and the Sisters (I'm treating your question like you asked what faction I like best rather than race). Tyranids are among my least favourite, actually. What draws you to them?I'm fascinated by the Men of Iron, but we have so little content about them that I can't call them my favourite.
>>32264383Not where I live.
>>32264359Well, can we de facto separate?>>32264384Fucks me up how many people apparently loath their partners. This is what happens when you don't tell people they can do better.
>>32264385>Tyranids are among my least favourite, actually. What draws you to them?I like alien bugs and hive minds :3
>>32264350>>32264359Praying to RNGesus.If it doesn't work out stay married and just don't live together anymore. Marriage is overrated anyway.
damn
>>32264381So you're that useless guy from Office Space?
>>32264353>What is your favorite wh40k raceProbably just regular humans. I would love to be a space marine or even better part of the adeptus mechanius. If I had to choose a nonhuman race it would probably be Necrons. Realistically though I probably would be a tzeentch worshipper.>and why is it 'Nids.Why
>>32264353
just made chicken in the air fryer for the first time, it cooked all the way through.is cooking in an air fryer still cooking, gender
>>32264353MThousand Sons
>>32264392If they were more Geiger I'd be more into them, but for me they're IMO too goofy and toy-ish.
>>32264268It's called election interference and it's perfectly reasonable to have laws that restrict people's ability to purposely confuse voters about the day of an election
>>32264397And is your favourite food a plain baked potato?
>>32264381IT is not my field at all so it is hard for me to judge but I'd say if the quality of the work you would do in this function depends overwhelmingly on how good/experienced you are with programming and their specific software, it is probably okay the way they interviewed you now, but don't be surprised if they hire you and turns out there's a huge backlog of work and this is why they did not invest more time into interviewing candidates. Whereas if you would actually interact with (important?) clients a lot face to face, it is very questionable that they didn't even need to see you in person and you should expect them to (probably be overworked, AND) be fairly incompetent generally.
>>32264399If baking is cooking then I don't see why air frying wouldn't be.
>>32264317Definitely looking forward to having a baby, maybe not the actual pregnancy part per se but I'm not anxious about it either
>>32264404> It doesn't know
>>32264391>This is what happens when you don't tell people they can do better.That's your takeaway?
>>32264384I don't have a bf
>>32264399MNo but I do it anyway, I thought it was for a while but I realized it's just a better microwave
>>32264406well u can bake chicken too
>>32264410Elaborate then, Mon'keigh.>>32264412What else would I take away?
>>32264406Baking is baking.
>>32264399MWhy would it not be cooking. This is weirder than the "can I say I read a book if I listened to it" debate.
>>32264416ye>>32264418I mean when you put food shit in the oven
>>32264395Right now I'm just a glorified clerk. If I got the job then maybe yeah lolThe difference is that the clerks like me don't know what they want and I'm guessing the programmers are kept in a dark hole somewhere so they need someone to explain needs to the programmers. At my current company, this is an auxiliary duty of the supervisors.
>>32264371Yes, my feet feel too naked without it
>>32264324Leftist extremists mods
Women, how do you initiate sex with your bf?
>>32264396>Whybecause I identify with murderous bugs
>>32264375We have Palestinians and other Arabs in the US, and they aren't voting for Kamala.
>>32264350>They will be completely random from your country (or some other country) but with the guarantee that they like you and aren't abusive.That's all I ask so I don't see the problem
>>32264323>>32264338>>32264408I can't imagine any femanon here having kids that will have successful lives, except persian girl and racist girl with 4chan bf
>>32264399M it is cooking, air fryer are just small convection ovens
Femanons would you work a job where you just copy and paste things for 8 hours?It pays 25 an hour.
>>32264350MDie aloneThe average women in the US supports abortion but more to the point I wouldn't risk any chance of marrying an anti-life "person"No country I looked at moving to was less retarded than the US so again I pick dying alone
>>32264437YES
>>32264437Is this your fetish?
>>32264430You're still avoiding the difficult question. Do the people being genocided see a difference between a candidate promising limits and a candidate promising no limits?
>>32264441Wouldn't you get bored and feel like you're contributing nothing and your job has no meaning?
did the mods permaban Nigger Girl :/
>>32264437>>32264441M, but I would gladly take the job, too.And I am okay with doing mundane, but I don't know about 8 hours. Seems a bit extreme.
>>32264427Embarrassingly, either by pulling on something he particularly likes (his favorite is a floor length sheer dress worn nude) or by just flashing him my tits and checking how eager the response is.In my defense, my bf has the lower libido and easily gets guilty over having to turn me down, so it's not really practical for me to do elaborate long seduction moves that he will have to call off mid-way. Easier to do something that can be played off as "show's over now", something random, if he doesn't initiate anything in turn.
>>32264433And I can't imagine caring about a random anon's opinion about my life
>>32264444They can see through the candidate that is lying to them and the candidate that is telling the truth.They aren't stupid, they know who Anthony Blinken is and they have read the leaks between him and Netanyaho and the things he's publicly said and how he's the one in control and will continue to be the one in control if kamala wins.
>>32264445Anon that's every job todayI'm male and I would take that job if the quotas weren't retarded, it's $25/hr.Unless it were a shill job
>>32264445IDGAF I'll worry about it later
>>32264433I know you are just trying to be snarky but this unironically is the reason I still don't have kids yet despite also sometimes getting flack for that at 31, that I don't feel ready yet to be the mom a kid deserves.
>>32264384He's not countering my vote. My family, however, is full of retarded women that want to have less rights because they can't do shit with their life though.
>>32264443No lol, it's basically my job.I do other stuff to but only when I'm needed.
>>32264464So why women?
>>32264467Cause it's ask the other gender.
>>32264464You are so lucky :( I would have to work my ass off for $14 an hour in an office and I was contributing nothing
>>32264437I mean if I really needed a job and there were no better options, I wouldn't be above doing it, but I find boredom a lot harder than most other things (overtime, stress/chaos, difficult coworkers) to deal with on a job so ddefinitely less than ideal, more of something to fall back on if everything's fallen apart.
>>32264461you won't be more ready for a child in next 4 years and making kids past 35 is just gambling with your kid's health. your brain fully developed at 25
>>32264471Yeah, I appreciate it but sometimes I am resentful, cause I'm not doing what I want to be doing.I wish my parents were rich and I could be an artist.
>>32264457You're confusing your own situation with theirs. For you, it's a matter of making a performance to display your beliefs. For them, it's a matter of life and death, and such performative displays are a luxury they are denied. Actually put yourself in another person's shoes and there is a world of difference.
>>32264477If I still feel this way when it's (almost) too late, I just won't have kids at all. That said, you never know in advance, e.g. stress during pregnancy is also super harmful to developing life yet it is very hard to say when in life you will be at an ideal place to be pregnant and have a relatively stress-free time (e.g. being able to afford to take time off from work, the relationship being strong and easy, family members in reasonable health...). You never know and my own mother had my sister at 38 and me at 41 without issues. I am happy she did not have kids earlier in life still.
>>32264479Just "steal time" at work when you canIs it non stop copy pasting?
Women would you rather marry jesus, muhammad or budda
>>32264493Jesus cause he's handsome
>>32264487You don't get it, and vote for Kamala is a vote for Genocide, a vote for Trump is a vote for Genocide.The only thing performative here is thinking that Kamala will stop it or limit it.She won't, they know she wont.She's in office right now, there are 0 limits.
>>32264489>without issuesnta but you are on 4chan. :/
>>32264492No there are times when I'm not doing anything but I'd say like 6 hours a day are non stop then the rest I'm doing other things like picking up stuff and inspecting other people's vehicles.
>>32264487>Anyone who knows things I don't is performativeWhat also isn't performative for them is the final book of the Quran.Speaking of things you don't know, maybe you should read it sometime.
>>32261988Men, why are you so obsessed with trans women? Is it because you all secretly want to fuck a futa, or what? Given how rare trans women are, I don't get why you spend so much of your time getting freaked out by them.
menass, boobies, or feet and why?
>>32264497Not true. I looked so much like white Jesus in college they used it as my nickname and you still haven't married me
>>32264499Kek, not trying to say I am perfectly normal and without issues, but to be fair there especially my father just is supremely damaged and fucked up so I am much more inclined to say that is the issue there over my mom not being a couple of years younger during pregnancy.But what I meant is we were both normal in terms of development, pregnancy/birth weight, both not autistic etc.
People in relationships, if you could change anything about your partner, what would it be?
>>32264507legs
>>32264489>my own mother had me at 41that explains why you're a 31 y.o. childless 4channer who's not in good enough mental state to have a kid.I talk to a guy who's mom gave birth to him at 40. he looks like skinny unhealthy genetic trash
>>32264507All three are great but ass is the only one that can be fucked for real so it gets my vote.
>>32264497What if hes the 4/10 arab version not the cesare borgia one
>>32264508:3
>>32264507Boobs. They're the most fun to play with.
>>32264513I'd change my wife's age to 18
>>32264507FeetI can't explain my brain. He works in mysterious ways.
>>32264507Hips. Hips are underrated.
>>32264505They really are pretty rare, huh? Crazy how much time every "progressive" spends spamming propaganda about them, then when your delusional bullshit gets rejected you scream non stop at us that we're Nazis, repressed homosexuals, and demand to know why WE'RE so obsessed with them. That kind of demoralization propaganda got stale ten years ago, idiot. Keep your freak pedo bullshit away from kids.
>>32264427>Women, how do you initiate sex with your bf?"Hey, want to fuck?"
>>32264518
>>32264513M Bigger boobs honestly.
>>32264507VAGINA
>>32264526How do women care so much about the color of their lingerie then manage to just ask for sex?I don't understand you girls at all
>>322645072bh i would consider ugly feet worse than her being flat or having no ass
>>32264454>In my defenseWhy would you need to defend that?
>>32264531nta but I'm not seeing what you mean here...
>>32264515FMy mom had me at 20 and I'm on 4chan too. I have intense anxiety because she was stressed the entire pregnancy and for most of my childhood
>>32264515I guess there's no real point arguing this way, let me just say I know my own life and there's stronger contenders for what might have fucked me up.Also never understood why guys who are so adamant about women giving birth young, rarely acknowledge that older fathers are also linked to more birth defects even if their partner is much younger.
>>32264507Boobs, I like them all, big, small, it doesn't matter they're all fantastic to touch and suck.
>>32264507tummy
I think I might be an assfag because that body part, while not my conscious favorite, basically makes-or-breaks a woman for me. Like I can't stand women with flat-as-a-board asses but tight everything else. Neither can I stand women with nice legs but big ugly misshapen asses
>>32264535I guess because I feel like if the sexes were reversed it would be like the guy just presenting his erection out of nowhere or something similar, moves that are often made fun of by women for lacking all finesse and real seduction. So I would like to be able to say I initiate regularly and do so in a very refined manner, but really only one applies.
>>32264537Winter baby?
Girls would you rather have a threesome with two men, one man and one woman, or two other women?
women what would you do if he had a 9"x7" rod down there
>>32264507Face
>>32264477>making kids past 35 is just gambling with your kid's healthNTA but the risk of having kids late in life is way overestimated. Besides: the birthrates are low enough already. We can't afford such eugenic considerations.>>32264515Genes tend to matter WAY more than the mother's age at conception.
>>32264536Yesterday a femanon kept insisting that it meant something to her that her bf had a preference in lingerie for herAnd then there's women who are like "Hey, wanna fuck?"Those seem like a big differenceLook at how >>32264546responded>>32264546Do you think if your bf presented his dick out of nowhere it would work on you?
>>32264550Definitely not two other women. Between one man and one woman I would care more about the specific person than their sex. The idea of seeing my boyfriend enjoy another woman makes me afraid that it would trigger personal insecurities of mine, but at the same time I feel fairly confident based on how I know myself that if there was a specific woman and face attached, I could both see/acknowledge that my boyfriend was into her sexually and also not feel threatened by that. But it would depend on her vibe, not so much her specific looks, if I could tell she was not his type emotionally and he would not fall in love with her easily, I think I'd be good. This is assuming her and I like each other enough to at least interact a little bit, even if only touching and kissing. A threesome with another woman who absolutely didn't want me near her would feel quite awkward to me.
>>32264546What are some ways that men should initiate?I always just do kissing and slowly escalating from there.
>>32264524You have your causes and effects a little mixed up, there, anon. The social liberal position is that everyone is entitled to just get on with their lives without being bothered, so long as they're not harming anyone. That means if a group of people that aren't harming anyone are being systematically victimized and demonized for no good reason, the moral thing to do is to come to their defence. But this is a reactive process: liberals don't need to defend anyone unless they're being attacked. And there was no need to defend trans people until trans people started being systematically victimized. So that brings the question back to you: why did you and people like you start attacking trans people and thus make it necessary to defend them? All this so-called "propaganda" wouldn't exist if you just let trans people get on with their lives in peace. So why don't you? Why are you so obsessed?
>>32264538>never understood why guys who are so adamant about women giving birth young, rarely acknowledge that older fathers are also linked to more birth defects even if their partner is much youngerBecause they're not concerned about children's health. They're trying to give women FOMO to make them lower their standards when it comes to partner choice.
>>32264531>How do women care so much about the color of their lingerie then manage to just ask for sex?What?
>>32264559>Do you think if your bf presented his dick out of nowhere it would work on you?Absolutely, I'm no hypocrite, I just feel like having sex or I don't and if I feel like it (even if I didn't realize before being offered) I will just be excited to realize that's an option and not focus on how I found out it was an option.The only real difference is if I actually don't feel like it, it is sometimes possible for my bf to change my mind but then he would need to actually warm me up by kissing my neck and stuff like that. But in 9/10 cases it'll just be a yes from me anyway.
>>32264427Putting my hand or mouth on his cock, or stroking his lower body, or nuzzling my cheek against his thigh or groin, usually while begging him for it
Femanons, would you date a whiskey collector?I drinm the bottles but over a very long period or save them for a special occasion with the intention of drinking them in the future.
>>32264559Men do be kinda clueless often though. Straight to the point is best.
>>32264537>>32264538>>32264554desu biological age matters the most but since girls these days age like shit I was arguing using chronological age to generalise
>>32264550>Girls would you rather have a threesome with two men, one man and one woman, or two other women?Two straight guys.
This could be us but you keep knocking down my webs
>>32264551>women what would you do if he had a 9"x7" rod down thereTell him that I will never, ever fuck him, or blow him.
>>32264384He's my ex now, I don't hate him anymore. Used to wish he'd die in a car accident on his way home though.I used to not remind him of the movie nights he'd arranged with hot girls that I wasn't allowed to join.
>>32264563I think the classic that most women just really enjoy is not so much that he does something special, but that you can tell for a long time before sex starts that he's feeling it/you. That he doesn't discover you only when he's already horny, basically.Something that can go a long way is say you have a date and she is standing around beforehand, come up to her and touch/kiss her just how she likes it (like placing a hand carefully at the small of her back or romantically brushing her hair aside first or going the other way and suddenly firmly gripping her hips out of nowhere - men usually know what their partner enjoys there) and then just leave it and go do something else, not even waiting for her response. This puts zero expectation to her while also communicating firmly and sexily that you are looking at her as a woman in that moment, you noticed her. That is more likely to make her feel sexy when out on your date that night so she will be more animated, you will have more fun, etc it will create a positive snowball effect where your chemistry gets better and sex is obvious once you are home. You can also do this without touching, just letting her see you watching her just because you can, stuff like that. In terms of actual physical movement leading up to sex, I feel it is just hard to beat deep kissing/neck kisses, the classic hug from behind with your breath in her ear and all that.
>>32264578Lmfao the jeets are posting selfies now.Also the catchpha thinks you're a POS M8.
>>32261988Is it possible that a girl would fake care about you (doing things for you not just speaking things), just to be able to use you to create some weird jealousy for an other guy that she actually has a crush on and is interested in?And since I figured out that she had something troubling her, and she might be interested in that guy (at least she would think I figured it out and it's paranoid about it) and now she seems to not be able to have eye contact with me like she is ashamed or something? We used to talk a lot and have a lot of eye contact she seemed genuinely happy interacting with me and came many times looking for me to interact. She avoids talking to me now but looks ashamed and sad? Was she really using me for the other guy?What the fuck is going on here? I want to solve this shit people will start to notice something is going on, we looked like bffs before and people will notice something weird is happening and she doesn't even try to hide it properly and looks awkward around me like she is ashamed?
>>32264584>remind him of the movie nights he'd arranged with hot girls that I wasn't allowed to join.Nigga...
>>32264578Are you ENTJ?
question for boring sorta mid but also kinda cute femcels with office jobs (specifically those who work at my office): how would you like to be approached?
>>32264587Yes.
>>32264505They're all secretly gay, sistah.If you find trap shit on your mans computer/phone and you haven't pegged him yet... it's over.
why did no one tell me about vitamin c serum?
>>32264567father's age matters much less because we don't have menopause. a lot of guys can still impregnate a girl in their 90s. but go wait for a perfect guy until 40
>>32264585I feel like you just gave me a master class lol, but yeah I feel like all of that is intuitive but good to think about consciously.
>>32264546NTA but my bf does that all the time lol. I actually like it, often it's more fun to just get to it
>>32264592>how would you like to be approached?Honestly? I would prefer not to be approached by someone I work with.
>>32264493Uhhh Jesus I think. I like carpenters.
>>32264597Just take your tablets hun. It's not worth it to only put it on your face. Vitamin C helps periods and keeps baby away too.
>>32264593Why doesn't this girl try to shrug it off properly then? Can't even make eye contact, she should be thinking I'm inferior to her but looks ashamed or something? This makes no sense.
>>32264551Make him wear a cock ring that prevents the last inch from eviscerating me.
What's the best way to chat up a girl with huge boobs and make it seem like I'm not just into her because of her boobs?
>>32264588While I did despise him just for arranging them, he never once actually went because he'd sit at his PC 24/7 like a sullen teenager and not get up to do anything unless I nagged for the whole day.
>>32264603fuck you
>>32264549Nope
>>32264600For sure, that's also why you don't hear about it a lot I think, this is the kind of stuff where men that are good lovers naturally wouldn't even be able to explain or recognize consciously that they are turning their woman on before they try to make the moves on her. Another big benefit is that it gives her much more time to get herself in the mood and get excited. If you only make a move out of nowhere and at that point it's going to be a yes or a no, you miss out on the opportunities where she felt stressed and unsexy initially, but the thought of sex/you initiating in the back of her head because you already showed some interest earlier, really increases the odds she will be on the same level as you by the time you get home together. Happy you found it useful and if you already recognize it from your own life, all the better! Directly observing what you do that already works and branching out from there is the most efficient way.
>>32264580>Wizardry Variants Daphneno sex? no playthis is just like the bullshit teasing SMT gives you
>>32264613Normally, like any other. t. have had many huge boob gfs
>>32264609nta but sounds like she's ashamed of herself for acting in such a petty way.
>>32264573That's not any weirder than people who are really into coffee. Sure.>>32264598Just because you can doesn't mean you should. I was friends with a girl in middle school who's Dad was 72, don't do it lol.
>>32264613Don't stare at her boobs when she's talking to you.
Have you ever been tit-mogged?Have you ever tit-mogged?State gender.
>>32264602Yeah so does mine so I guess that should be enough not to feel pressure to be too original myself, at the same time I am so easily excitable I also can't blame him for a low effort attempt. Personally though while spontaneity/unexpectedness is super common as a turn on, even if I am super horny it does usually disappoint me for the progression to be very fast. It's like, even if I am excited enough to enjoy it right away, isn't it still more fun to look forward to it and then enjoy it?
Girls with big boobs: When you wear something booby (especially on dates), do you pay special attention to whether the guy you're talking to is glancing at your boobs?
>>32264628Stupid dumb cumbrain scum.
>>32264628FBoth happen to me on the regular. I have medium boobs.
>>32264630Or the girl you're talking to ig. I forgot gay girlies exist
>>32264613Both answers are right, just ignore them to your best abilities until you are actually invited to react to them. Not staring at her boobs is easier when you mentally frame it as "look her in the eye/face when speaking to her" rather than "don't look at her boob don't look at her boobs don't look at her boobs". Like how when you are sledding you should not look at an obstacle you want to avoid.
>>32264614How do you know they were actually happening then?If he never went to them and neither did you how do you know any of it is true?
>>32264630I don't need to wear anything special for that to happen. But yes, I'm very aware of how many times he looks at them.
>>32264623There's an MTL SMT fan game called EraMegaTen that actually lets you fuck your demons since it's built on top of a princess training game. It's actually got crazy recreations of dungeons and a ton of obscure characters from the franchise. The barrier to entry is that it's in fucking ASCII
>>32264437NAG but I basically just get paid to sit there and look prettyI work like 11 hour shifts though, I went to a bonfire party tonight and it was chill but I was very late to the party I love my colleagues but it's a lonely life
>>32264632How does that happen?Don't most women just only mind their own business or did you go out of your way to do it?
>>32264628I've been forearm mogged by this cute-fat girl at work but I'm pretty sure it's all fat on her arms, no muscle. I just hate my DYEL forearms
>>32264630>>32264636This. Not big on cleavage but I can still tell. Glancing is fine, openly and appreciatively taking a quick look can be hot when done right, staring or nervously returning to them makes things awkward. That's my experience at least.
>>32264597You can make your own with l-ascorbic acid powder aka vit c powder, distilled water, and a drop of glycerine. Get a dark glass bottle dropper for it so the sunlight doesn't degrade the vit c
>>32264640What do you think is happening? We just have to exist in each other's vicinity and notice.
>>32264642>Glancing is fineThis. You guys always act like we hate it when guys look at our boobs. We know guys like boobs, we know it's going to happen.
>>32264209>made up lies and made him cut contact with all his friends>constantly devalues him and threatens to leaveNta but for some of us these are the only girls who show interest in us kek. And desu there are a lot of upsides too compared to "normal" girls so you have to be grateful
>>32264630I've had boobs for almost 20 years I don't have to pay special attention I basically have radar.We know you are going to look. Just don't be weird about it.
>>32264587I don't know what happened here but it is extremely unlikely to me that she invested in you just as a ploy to make some guy jealous. For one thing, most guys are not attracted at all to feeling like a girl is keeping her options open and by far most women know this. Secondly, even if she is the exception and does expect the guy to only want her more if he feels she's involved with someone, why not just say she is seeing someone? Why go through all the effort of staging a fake fling when you can just say there's someone in your life and you will be believed anyway? Avoiding eye contact is so general. Yes it could be shame but it is more likely she simply feels uncomfortable/awkward around you now and that could have a whole bunch of reasons, from her faulting her own behavior to faulting yours.
>>32264635Planning the week's menu and him stating he won't be home for dinner on days x and y, mainly
>>32264629Very true, variety is nice and of course everyone is different
>>32264628Myes. my ex had smaller boobs when i was like 40bmi
I need a crazy gf that makes me stop talking to all the women in my life.
>>32264647Yes and to be fair as a woman I also catch myself doing it without even realizing it. People look at things. Boobs are right in front of us when talking to someone and they are a celebrated beloved bodypart. Staring is uncomfortable because it leaves the other person no room to ignore your interest or pretend not to notice it.
>>32264131>introverted girls will expect you to carry the conversation causing you to inevitably run out of things to sayThis is why I date incredibly extroverted girls so I barely have to talk
>>32264625>>32264654Does she like both of us or some weird shit? This doesn't add up there is something super fucking weird going on. If a girl was found out she would try to abort the mission and try to escape and simply not giving you any attention anymore and trying to avoid more interactions and giving hints for you to leave her alone. She tried awkwardly in the same day and tried again on the next day. Now she seems to have no courage of looking at me directly in the eyes? She doesn't seem to talk that much with the other guy either, that she fears he might realize she is into her?
>>32264658It all seems fun and games until you've cut contact with all your female friends and acquaintances and she still accuses you of cheating with Betty from Finances.
>>32264655So you planned a menu or he did, and then he would say he wouldn't be home so and so days but he was home those days cause he never went?Sounds like the whole thing was bs either to make you jealous or because he was delusional.
>>32264565Yes, I'm familiar with your narrative because I was there when they were beta testing it on /b/ back in the late 00s. I know all of the layers of justification and circular reasoning and original sins.Your subroutine is intimately familiar to me. Please grow up soon.
>>32264636>>32264642>>32264650I meant more: are you specifically looking for their reactions because you're wearing something designed to show off your boobs? But it sounds like you get those reactions no matter what so it's not really something you have to even think about
>>32264567Women's psychopathic narcissism to the detriment of their own children is really something.You getting older doesn't make the men in your league richer and handsomer, you stupid bimbo. It's the exact opposite. You are a textbook insecure narcissist.
>>32264637God fucking damn it what's even the point if you're not fugging Kazuma Kaneko's art
>>32264674>wearing something designed to show off your boobs? And yeah pretty much. Unless I'm wearing something baggy you can't see them at all in people are going to look.Most women's clothing is "designed to show off boobs" just because it's form fitting. All I have to do is get dressed.
>>32264674Yeh, my boobs are rather large and it just kinda happens by default. It don't think I would purposefully dress in a revealing way just to see what would happen, but I don't really think it would be much different.
>>32264676What bollocks
>>32264641I have the opposite problemIf I lost weight I think the top of my forearms would be bigger than my upper arms
>>32264676>tfw secure psychopathic narcissist
>>32264667I saw some of those invitations take place on Discord servers.He never went to any appointment unless I reminded him several times. This included meeting his friends, voting, job interviews, dental care, visiting his cancer-ridden father in the hospital. If I didn't pester and demand of him to get off his ass he'd just watch his gaming video essays until he'd missed the event
>>32264630This question should really be addressed to the women with small or medium boobs. Women with big boobs get stared at regardless of what they wear.
>>32264666I just feel like most women would not be happy with their man having a lot of female friends especially if he has slept with one of them once.
>add girl on discord>she's not accepting>fuck it, start playing cod>several nuke towns later>come back to her with a message saying hi, then telling me to go fuck myself and got unfriended againogre
>>32264682Damn bro what's your routine?
>>32264687Yeah all this screams is mental illness.Why would hot women need some guy that sits at a computer all day watching video essays to plan their movie nights when he doesn't even go to them?
>>32264690Fair point. I have more medium boobs and this is my take >>32264650>>32264690If I leave the house in just one layer someone is going to look at them.
Men I am eating the hot choclate spoon instead of making hot chocolate iwth it
What's the best way to chat up a guy with huge height and make it seem like I'm not just into him because of his height?
>>32264700M, I think you're a smart and efficient girlie
>>32264700girl dinner
Woman, how do you just get used to people ogling you?
>>32264707Repeated exposureIdk people can make themselves immune to poisons with exposure it just is a thing that happens if I let it bother me I'd have to kill myself.
>>32264705I love you >>32264706Maybe
>>32264707Never in my life have I been ogled
>>32264654>it is extremely unlikely to me that she invested in you just as a ploy to make some guy jealous.We are in college and I had some math problems I needed help and I texted them by message but maybe it was bed time already and I also went to bed. She, however, first thing in the morning after waking up she answered the question and didn't even wait or tell me to wait until we were both in college, and guess what, I am usually early there and she knows that and she went even earlier to help me with the math problems and we were also alone there (the guy she supposedly crushes arrives later) she was there beside me like waiting for me to ask her more questions if needed. And this was just an example, one day I was in a bad mood and she tried to make me stay around her and the group of classmates without bothering me so much because I was in a bad mood but always seemed to check on me even if with no much words, she even used a soft voice like she was worried that she was bothering me with some other tone. It was the whole week that I was feeling anxious and in a bad mood that she seems to care about me?>For one thing, most guys are not attracted at all to feeling like a girl is keeping her options open and by far most women know this.I'm kind of close with this guy considering other classmates, it's a guy I talk with many times and work with. > she simply feels uncomfortable/awkward around you now and that could have a whole bunch of reasons, from her faulting her own behavior to faulting yours.She seems to know I figured out something, it could be her crushing on the other dude or even crushing on me, I don't know.I gave her less attention by not starting conversations with her since then, she tried to start more conversations even if the subjects were neutral and didn't develop them either. I tried to show less interest in her (since I don't trust her now) by not giving positive feedback on neutral subjects by showing lack of interest by me.
>>32264712Weeners is that you baby
>>32264707I've never been ogled, but you get used to seeing men ogle at the 8+/10s in the group because it happens every single time a guy walks by
>>32264707I learned that nothing I really did changed anything.
>>32264663*yapping off QT's ears while I press my body against him to calm him down since he came out of hiding*
>>32264721What is this photo babe brush your tongue pl0x
>>32264721Least obvious samefag
>>32264723chad shit.
Men I am oggled from afar more often than up closeShould I feel some type of way about this Is my face busted
I completed my workout this morning already so idk what I'm gonna do for the next 3 hoursPlay vidya I guess :/
>>32264718:o Yea
>>32264728No. We feel that this is the safer and less rude option.
>>32264733That makes sense. And makes me feel a little better. Thank you.
>>32264732Weenie how are you? Feel like we haven't talked in forever. I hope everything is going good with you (:
>>32264707>Woman, how do you just get used to people ogling you?What choice do we have?
>>32264664>>32264717She really looked interested in me back then. I thought we were going to be real bffs I never saw her as a romance partner, but she showed she care about me those times and the one time that we were alone for privacy of course, I asked her how she was doing and she just panicked and got so nervous and barely even replied words saying "I am ok and you??" so fast like she was avoiding the answer spinning the question back at me (because I knew she was not ok). Now I am afraid of her fucking my social life by cancel culture techniques if I confront her about all of this but if she actually was using me and it was all fake she could try to fuck me over as revenge (people will figure out something is different now between us) or maybe she was having a crush on me and now since I am playing safe she feels like shit for helping me and thinks I'm treating her like shit or something.
>>32264737I am good!!! Busy but good I hope you are well too <3
>>32264728Just affirming that >>32264733 is correct.
>>32264105>rest their heads on girl's chest or lapI can't speak for all guys but yes... that is peak comfy...
>>32264742You could... could... could be like... like... "Hey! Stop that!" And then... then people might stop it?
>>32264707why do you ask that to women specifically? men get ogled all the time too. i catch foids sneaking glances then fixing their hair, or if they're in a group they go a bit quiet. yep, everyone wants to fuck me pretty much t. m
>>32264672At what point in my post did you hallucinate circular reasoning?
People who have online only friends, how did it happen?
wish i could vote
>>32264752I'm glad to hear it (: godspeed to you Yeah same here desu. Things are honestly pretty sweet atm just wish I had more free time lol (have to be up in 7 hours...)
>>32264752Really though I'm very glad to hear you're doing good. I miss playing drawing game and stuff with you with all the others. You're so lovely and I wish you all the best <3 love from Space Michael
>>32264759I get this to sometimes too and it's a HUGE confidence boost. Is it not like that with foids?
>>32264763Yep I would have loved to help President Trump win
>>32264758Yeah sure because that's not going to come across conceited and bitchy in TargetThat was sarcasm just so we're clear
Men do you like kissing
>>32264774Never tried it before, no idea.
Why won't women love me for my mental illness?
>>32264139Bump
NEW THREAD!!!>>32264775>>32264775>>32264775
>>32264774No, I have been radicalized by pornography to hate all forms of intimacy. Only degrading forms of sex will be permitted in the New World Order.
>>32262513Biden/Harris promised the same shit in 2020 and fuck all you are retarded to believe it again.
>>32264774I want a democrat atoga gf to kiss
>>32264773nta but you want a crowd for that sort of thing. More effective shaming.
>>32264774>Men>do you like kissingUnder the right circumstances, I like it immensely; but most women are terrible at it. (Or, more precisely, their preferred style of kissing is not compatible with my preferred style).
Is weed legal in Canada?
>>32264764>>32264766<333333 All the love to you!! We will play again o7
>>32264792>Is weed legal in Canada?Yes. This is a pretty weird question to ask the opposite gender, though....
>>32264785And how do I drum up a crowd on a random Tuesday afternoon in a target because some dude stared at my boobs for too long? And for what? It's not even worth the effort.If I got groped sure. But looked at? I have errands to run.
>>32264792Yes, but the legal stuff is kinda shitty.
>>32264657Lmao you fat fuck
>>32264707It starts when you're still a kid, so we all have many years of getting used to it and growing a thicker skin. Plus for me therapy for other stuff helped a lot too. It's still not fun, but I don't feel as intimated by it as I used to and it's easier to ignore
>>32264763We'll have one soon enough
>>32264816nta why'd you go to therapy? If I can ask.
>>32264768NTA but speaking for myself, no not at all
>>32264768It can be, don't get me wrong, but sometimes guys are kinda gross about it.
>>32263319the "group of nerds with 1 guy from each race(white, black, asian, indian, mexican, and ginger)" clique
>>32264792There's like a weed shop on every block
>>32264437I work at the main office/gift shop area of a state park. I stock the shelves and make reservations for people. After the camp grounds close for the season, I take inventory of all the shift shop items and then by the time January comes, I just sit there 90% of the time.
>>32264691Having had a sexual past with one or more friends will definitely pose an issue to many people. Female friends I would expect to be more divided and personally I have always considered it a green flag if a man has (traditionally had or still) female friends, pretty solid proof that he's not exactly one of the>why would you even endure a hole's presence if she's not fucking youcrowd.
>>32263439Thanks to HOMO PROPAGANDA most men are insecure about penis size. so caring about it is gay.
>>32264828Eating and I guess body image issues, anxiety, adhd related stuff
>>32264768NtaMeh. The person staring is rarely someone I'm interested in impressing.
I need a job where I make a shelter in the wood and barely survive off potatoes and birds and fish.Nature makes me see the work of God, and I have so little energy all I can do is hope to live in it for some time before I die.
>>32264872You had body image issues while people still considered you attractive? Are you better now? Did therapy help?
>>32264881so do it? grab your sack of taters, grab your .22, go innawoods.
>>32264881>Another silly boy wants to become Chris McCandless
>>32264768It's a little bit of a confidence boost, even if the guy is not very nice looking imo. But that doesn't outweigh the ick.
>>32264885I don't think the two are at all related, but besides that men think all women are attractive on some level, being stared at or ogled really means nothing. But yes, I am much better now compared to before, and therapy has helped a lot
>>32264697I lifted some boxes and stuff from various jobs I had over the yearsNow I just do hammer curls a few times a weekAnd bicep curls but I can't do as many reps with my max weight (40 lbs) as I can with hammer curlsI might be able to go hammer curls heavier for one or two reps but I don't want to hurt myselfI don't know if that's normal to be weaker at bicep than hammer curls
>>32264881that's not a job anon, it's just the freely available life of a savage
>>32264889>>32265195you're not allowed to just go live in the innawoodsthe government literally makes it illegal
>>32265232Ummmmmmmmm . . . . . . . don't tell anybody? git gud at acting in such a manner where people will not call the police on you?
>>32265246This guy doesn't know about game wardens kek
>>32265311why would there be games wardens in the middle of nowhere where nobody hunts
women what do you hate about penises?
>>32265369they're never big enough
Dear God.
>>32264774It's my favorite thing
