yes its the editionprevious >>32302116
genderyou gotta pick one
settle a debate, genders is this account made with AI face?https://www.instagram.com/miyawakirin_/
State genderWhat’s the last anime you watched? Did you like it?
>>32304251MYES
>>32304251yeah it’s quite obvious when I’ve learned to recognize it. the flow is very.. off
Should I stop pursuing a relationship if it's obvious that on one is going to replace her?
>>32304248Agar pudding, free food that I distribute to the poor and homeless in soup kitchens or any other location that I can meet the magical criterion of eating with them.
>>32304248Unicorn or mango.
>>32304254MDiebuster. Yeah it was really nice.
>>32304251It's not even a good application of AI. Looks like the training dataset was one face image and they didn't even bother with weighting or postprocessing of any kind.
>>32304258Try again
>>32304254Male Dungeon MeshiYeah, it was nice. I'm looking forward to the ending. Series that have good endings are unfortunately too rare, but I already read the manga so I know I can trust this one.
>tfw my MILF colleague brought in homemade soup for me today (cause she knows I normally skip breakfast) and prepared it for me and it was so deliciousidk if she put a potion in it or something but I think I'm actually in love <3
Girls aside from the anonymity why are you in 4chan as a girl and not in some other major site filled with other women?
>>32304161I haven't in like a week but will probably later desu>>32304118Very good and tasted theory
>>32304263>it was really niceMust be a typo, if it was nice then you probably meant to type Gunbuster.
>>32304269I want to be friends with these girls.
how many of us femanons are crafty … let me know of your favorite project you’ve worked on :p
>>32304275Gunbuster was dogshit
Can’t sleep miss>her
Do girls like receiving foot pics?Femanons, if a guy you know sends you feet pics for free, would you like it?
>>32304254MLast anime I finished was Code: GeassLoved itLast anime I watched was MonsterGot to episode 20 before I called it quitsway too slowly paced
>>32304248>goyslopNo thanks.
women could win over any man by cooking them food but they'd rather lay around scrolling on their phone
>>32304285Did you see the CG movies too?
>>32304277You are supposed to ask the OPPOSITE gender, dummy.
>>32304269My mum never cultivated any feminity in me (because her mom never taught her how to be feminine etc), so I struggled with being girly all throughout my teens and started developing some proper grooming habits late in university. So now I'm an early-thirties, very fit, makeup-wearing princess that swears like a dude and plays vidya all day outside of going to work. It's pretty tragic, but I never got around to developing a taste in social media, though I'm sure I'll have moderate success with it if I ever put my mind to it.
women, >>32304288
>>32304291Perhaps the shitposters are right, and she’s a he…
>>32304284No. You guys always have busted feet because you don't take care of them.
>>32304287I cook myself food all the time.
>>32304297>kicks a rhinoceros I have no idea what you're talking about.
>>32304294Quiet but I reside in my parent's basement
>>32304290No but I know that he gets ressed and I feel like that just ruins the endingI heard he gets to fuck CC in the movies so good for himThe sequel with fem lelouch looks, interesting...
>>32304306The movies are a totally different continuity. It’s just fun seeing a different ending I think.
>>32304300>kicks a rhinocerosYou're one of the giants from last thread, aren't you.
>>32304269Habit after I was complaining about the constant flooding of thirdworlders and pushing of lgbtp on youth to a date and he showed me /pol/ and told me about the joos. Got used to the culture, and it was easier and less risk to talk about my views here. Not really sure where else I would post, especially given women-oriented spaces are populated by women who hate men, or women who push what I hate.
>>32304291I was curious to see if I can say hello to the other creatives …
>>32304299JH?
>>32304277Hard to pick...the slippers I made from a roadkill raccoon I tanned myself, or the viking/medieval/renfaire garments I handsewed I guess. What's yours?
I think I saw a funeral caravan or something and there were 2 cars that had two women sitting the door windows with their torsos fully out? And some days before saw a trash kart collecting truck and a girl was outside the moving truck on a door step and holding to truck's side mirror. Why are you so risky?
>>32304247
>>32304306Nta what is pic related?
>>32304315Nope
>>32304324Do you think it maybe has something to do with what he was just talking about?
>>32304311So you still the same after all this time?
Menthoughts on me?
>>32304333Tell me one interesting thing about you.
>>32304326Maybe but I want to make sure.
>>32304332I'm me, but better.
>>32304333Annoying but since I know your condition now I guess it makes sence.
Oh my god Lol
>>32304333Not enough to work with, therefore, I have none.
>>32304340I`ll let you think that.
>>32304333You appear to be very bored
>>32304335>>32304345I have boobs
>>32304333U are babelicious
>>32304352So do half the posters in this thread. What sets you apart from anyone else?
>>32304351True
>>32304352Last night I spent 10 hours gooning to a camwhore with a marvelous chest. If your chest is anything like hers, then I will shower you with compliments until you call the authorities.
>>32304363What compliments?
Simping should be considered an act of terrorism
>ancient Greek philosophers believed that sperm is a concentrated and purified version of period blood, that's why we have the term "bloodline"Thoughts?
>>32304352Pass
>>32304370This sounds like complete bullshit.
>>32303916You aren’t totally wrong. I used to be a giant piece of shit, maybe as late as a decade ago.
>>32304352I want to fuck you
>>32304287Men don't want to hang out enough for me to cook them anything, though.
>>32304368when the simping stops women start throwing themselves down the stairs and running into trafficit's a real mess. it's just easier to leave the simps to simp and ignore that whole section of humanity
>>32304248FSpicy noodlesCold immunity sounds heavenly>>32304254Uhhh I think Beastars because my sister told me too. I like the angst deer boy.>>32304269Like where? I have a Tumblr but it's not the same.>>32304277Big sweatshirtReally big>>32304287Who do I need to win over I don't need anything fixed rn?
>>32304388have you honestly really even tried
>>32304368why are you in a simp thread if you dont like simping
>>32304247Ladies I went on a pretty good date this weekend. It lasted 4 hours, we chatted the whole time and she even took a ton of photos with me. I have some questions. >What makes a good date >How long should the first date last>What makes you do a second date >What signs do you give that you're interested?
>>32304287>women could win over any man by cooking them foodMaybe not all men but definitely some or us See >>32304268
A girl I know put on her story "I won't be replying to messages on instgram until Sunday night, contact me on WhatsApp or LINE instead if you need me" but she did this like 16 hours ago. I was actually thinking of asking her to hang out. Ladies, should I leave her a reply to her story asking for her number or is that weird? We talked about going out before, but she got sick that week and then never followed up.
>>32304397NAG but bro just wait til Sunday cuz clearly she busy or some shit
Women owe me sex, and, baby, the Taxman is coming to collect!
>>32304397Yeah that's super weirdShe's clearly busy why would you ask her now
>>32304392Yes. Plenty of times I've been straight up shot down. Also plenty of first dates that went nowhere.
I put it in and smacked the buzzer and she said "no stop" and since I'm a decent women-respecting human being I stopped and now she's mad at me for stopping??women explain
would it be easier for me to have sex with women if i start to point a gun at them?
>>32304248F. Blended cocoa. Fill the container with infinite milksjaksy with gold shavings, sell the gold. Alternatively, make up a drink that uses shavings of other precious metals if that is allowed.
>>32304410>being too literal and cheating the game like an autist>Fthis is how you give the ick to men
>>32304390>I don't need anything fixed rn?*cuts ur brake lines*
>>32304413Bitch let her cook>>32304415On what? Who's car did you just fuck up?
>>32304419>Who's car did you just fuck up?Several.
>>32304399>>32304402thanks anonsI'll check in on her on Sunday
>>32304413I have to pay for new tires for my car, fuck you. I need the money.
>>32304428Oh shit he >>32304415 got you instead
>>32304370Not surprising that a bunch of faggot pederasts came up with absolute nonsense
My pen is like An elephant trunk. Thouts women
>>32304413>tfw no autismo gf
>>32304247women what do you think about my soundcloudhttps://soundcloud.com/boogiepoppu
>>32304419>>32304428the "ick" is getting worse
>>32304439We're better than this >>32304439 at least
>>32304440Fuck you fuck you fuck you.>>32304438And you.
Men, do you have a nice car?
>>32304443I’ll let you fuck me
>>32304451men who do not drive shitboxes cannot be trusted
>>32304451I have a car that gets me from point A to point B comfortably, what more could I want in a car?
>>32304451I don’t drive. I live in a city.
My girlfriend texted me a few minutes ago that she wishes her lips were "full instead of just average". What do I say I'm too autistic to think of a comforting response
>>32304452
>>32304456city slicker moids are disgusting
>>32304451The seats are comfy, the heat/ac work, and it's (mostly) clean.
>>32304451MI don't have a car or a license, I just speed on my bikeGot home from work in 15mins today on the bike when it would've been 40min+ in car
>>32304455>>32304464But is it impressive? I want a moid with an impressive car. I don't care about your apartment, you can even live with your parents but good car is a must>>32304466Another city slicker shit
>>32304459Only fat people drive everywhere
>>32304468>city slickerI used to live in da village Only a city slicker rn cause more jobs as a freeter
>>32304451I don't like the idea of having a car
>>32304469Nta but I'm not walking 6 miles to the grocery store and stealing a shopping cart to walk 6 miles back to get everything home like a homeless person I'm going to drive like a normal person.
>>32304319oh shit those sound so cool! right now im making a huge felt plush for my best friend! might be my favorite that I’ve made recently, but im going to make a book for my boyfriend for Christmas :3
>>32304468Also I work in healthcare and there are just more jobs in city areasI don't need a car, don't want to pollute the environment, I already fart enough
>>32304451I have a car I bought for 24k in cash in 2016. why do you want to know
>>32304466Based>>32304468Tie your tubes with a butterknife
>>32304451i have a girlfriend why would i need a second depreciating asset
>>32304473>6 milesPoor baby.
>>32304468>But is it impressiveNope. Just a workhorse.
>>3230448112 totalWith the food for 6 of it Are you going to do that 1-2 times a week?
>>32304474I hope he appreciates it, and you.
Are any sexualy submissive guys subs for philosophical and ethical reasons, because they feel like they should be symbolically punished for how patriarchy harms women?
>>32304478>BasedThanks gI need to get a motorbike license at some point though Dated a couple of biker girls and riding on the back of the motorbike is so much fun
>>32304469It's not my fault the city planning here is bad.
>>32304468that's okay I'm only into girls with good taste and financial literacy
How do I find a girlfriend as a man who's less than six inches tall
>>32304489>the city planning here is badYou're telling me:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYOjWnS4cMY
>>32304484>2 times a weekHoly shit lmao, I was only kidding about fat people driving but... damn.
>>32304492Date mini grillsOr just don't give a shit and flirt with taller girls tooMost girls I dated were taller than me in heels
Are you worried that if you are not careful, he will sneak into your bed at night and brutally sodomize you in your sleep?
>>32304477Model? Engine displacement?Mileage?
>>32304499Been there done that
>>32304492>tfw no six inch tall bf to crochet little clothes for and make tiny meals for and to put in my butt
>>32304494Why would I turn grocery shopping into a 5 hour ordeal instead of 1 hour and just fucking go hiking somewhere nice for exercise? Oh right city people don't know about natural scenery.
>>32304492>less than six inches tallI just read this properly Tom thumbmaxx and rizz the farmer's wife and sleep in a haystack and then rizz tinkerbell
>>32304487I'm a sub but that sounds dumb
>>32304487No, I just don't know how to be dominant, so I might as well be either neutral or sub.
>>32304505>and to put in my buttI do not consent.
>>32304487>feel like they should be symbolically punished for how patriarchy harms women?I don't give a fuck about that noise I just like a bad bitch innit
>>32304503why do you want to know
Is this accurate?
>>32304520Whatever.
>>32304520This triggers the average 4channerTo some extent it is true though yeah. The bar is really low m8
>>32304511I want to make a "sorry can't hear you you're too small" joke, but in reality, I'd want to make the man I love feel comfortable and trust me in his smallness predicament.
You guys seem cranky did I miss something?
>>32304516I'm curious
>>32304520Correct
>>32304520Yes
>>32304527I'm always CRANKY
Do you know that every night I dream of plunging my sodomy rod into men's bums?
>>32304536Hot(Unless you are fat and balding, otherwise, good for them)
>>32304527A woman just dragged me upside down across a gravel parking lot by my penis, and my forehead and scalp kept getting scratched and bruised. So I'm obviously in a crankster mood.
>>32304451Not really. 2012 Subaru forester
Where the hell is JH tonight
>>32304527I didn't get to mastubate at work today, so I'm in a foul mood.
Do you enjoy casually masturbating and/or being masturbated by your friends? (Either sex?)
>>32304544>>32304545Heh.
>>32304457bump I can't put this off much longer help
>>32304464A car my grandfather used to have, for the last couple of years he had it smelled so bad because the heater caught on fire and the smell never went away.
>>32304549I'm sorry they're not the size that you want. I wish your lips were whatever makes you happy. All I can tell you is that they've always made me happy, and I've never wanted them to be anything else.
Do people in Europe like to drink Syrup? Is it called Europe because they like to drink Sy(Europe)? Or is Syria the land of Syrup because Syria sounds like Syrup, like Syriup. Are pencils from Pennsylvania, and do people in Sweden feast on Swedish fish, on Swedish fet fisk? Do people from Finland eat the fins of fish? Are turkeys from Turkey, like how you talk Turkey? Do you feel a taste of dark enlightenment when you masturbate to the thought of the horrors of sodomy, imagining yourself being anal probed by aliens from Mars?
>>32304547Bratty
>>32304546Not casually. My FWB feels like a step beyond a normal friend.
>>32304557Thanks that's good
>>32304544I'm always here, dumbo.
>>32304557fuck I accidentally included the post number and (You) when I copied the post and sent it to her
I hate women so much.
>>32304564No need to be a bitch
>>32304567
>>32304564NTAJH! I was hoping to bump into you.
>>32304528........lies.
>>32304571I think you're incorrect.>>32304573That's ominous.
>>32304578Wasn't supposed to be. Was this you calling out that 'rape victims are trash' asshole?
>>32304571Have you met her? Of course she does that's like her "thing"
>>32304526>in his smallness predicament.Predicament makes it sound temporary, like a guy who spends a few months unemployed after his job has layoffs, or who spends a few months on crutches after suffering an accident. Makes it sound like a cute vacation from regular life instead of a nightmarish horror.
>>32304546I would masterbate my friends for them.
>>32304581Duh.>>32304583Well idk what the standard fictional scenario is supposed to be when it comes to being a half-foot person. I pictured a science experiment gone wrong or something that can be reversed.
>>32304546society if rubbing your homie out was considered normal
>>32304520Yes BUT literally 80% of men are like this because women made them this way first, not the other way around.Men are not born rapists, or born misogynists, otherwise we'd have used eugenics to obliterate them by now, men however ARE born incels if they are ugly.Women treating the majority of men like garbage first while pampering Chad all his life makes Chad a well adjusted individual, while making all other men misogynistic. In the same way women don't owe anyone sex men don't owe women staying decent human beings all their lives in the face of adversity.
>>32304546I (M) would with my female friends. None have suggested that though so it's hypothetical so far.
>>32304593delusional
>>32304595>men don't owe women staying decent humanhow about we log off of 4 Chan and realize we should treat each other with kindness and respect regardless of sex
>>32304595Nta but>Men become rapists when women don't give them positive attention Is pretty fucking insulting to men. Just because you have the emotional regulation skills of a 4 year old doesn't mean all of them do. Don't blame your shortcomings on anyone but yourself and your parents.
Do you think anyone at Hogwarts used the Invisibility Cloak to commit anonymous acts of rape and sexual violence?
In the REAL WORLD Tarzan would have just raped Jane immediately
>>32304600Why are you replying to my post? You should be addressing the women itt, or women outside.>>32304603Alright bad example I could have left rapist off that sentence, but feminists love to say "Teach men not to rape" but never "Condition men to never feel the need to rape" is my point.>>32304606Retarded post in any magical universe they would probably get caught by stronger wizards first
>>32304571Women don't know how to be anything else.
>>32304608Don't fucking try to ruin Tarzan. He was a sweet boy.
>>32304333Curious but at a loss for what to think
>>32304247women can i tie your wrists and tease your clit, edge you and then deny your orgasm a few times before letting u have a real one?
>>32304606No one else at Hogwarts ever had the cloak other than Harry and his dad.
>>32304592Just double checking. Thanks for doing it while I was out. Usually I say horrible shit to him too. People like that are such a waste.
>>32304600>treat each other with kindness and respectyou're unbearably naive
>>32304606I assume there's charms protecting students from that anyway
>>32304614Nigga Tarzan literally breaks up with Jane in the second book and goes back to Africa.
Does it fuck anyone else up that if you say the words "Mass Starvation" in an Indian accent it sounds like you're saying "Masturbation?
>>32304592I don't know either, it wasn't my shitpost that started the chain. But you made it cute so I like it.
>>32304617ThisIsn't it one of three Deathly Hallows or something like that? Not exactly standard issue.
>>32304622If you say bacon in a Jamaican accent you say beer can.
>>32304608In the REAL WORLD Jane would have been in the jungle wasting research grant money to prove that Tarzan was a rapist to get published in gender studies journals.
>>32304612 >"Teach men not to rape" but never "Condition men to never feel the need to rape" is my point.>conditionI thought you guys said manipulation was bad. Make up your mind.
Why don't women ever stand up for and try to protect their male spouses or partners, when those spouses or partners are sexually harassed or inappropriately propositioned?
>>32304582My "thing" is to not put up with dickholes like you talking shit.>>32304616No, I don't do teasing.>>32304618That "person" isn't even worth our time, they will hopefully leave eventually.
>>32304595"Adversity"... ie inability to know how to talk with women. Christ do you hear yourself? "No one will fuck me-- it's everyone else's fault!"Let's try some integrity next. If you are a rotten nasty person, that is something you and only you can work on. Take accountability for your own shit, and don't make it anyone else's problem. That's part of growing up.
>>32304606>r̶a̶p̶e̶d̶ ̶J̶a̶n̶e̶ ̶i̶m̶m̶e̶d̶i̶a̶t̶e̶l̶y̶*coomed right infront of her at the thoughtThe hand touching thing should have lead up to a handjob
>>32304634And you are a clownish gaycey boy who enjoys taking it up the bum.
>>32304614You can't deny reality
>>32304621I only know the Disney movie.>>32304625If he'd be stuck like that forever, I'd make him a home that works for his smallness. I'd still expect sex, though.
>>32304630Because they get raped by you all the time.
>>32304617Nta. He did let Ron use it once on his own if I remember right. And Dumbledore had it for presumably 10 years at Hogwarts. But you'd have to take the cloak off your lower body so it's effectively an invisible face mask it's not like you can just sneak up on people it's a dumb question.
>>32304631>I don't do teasing.then why are you teasing me, you bitch...
>>32304630it would mean the women would have to shoulder SOME degree of responsibility and liability, which is antithetical to how women operate
>>32304641Since Dumbledore was a gayfer wouldn't he have used his invisibility to anonymously butt fuck boy students at Hogwarts? You just know Dumbledore traumatized a lot of boys at that school by anally probing them and by making their asses bleed with his cock.
>>32304630They do?You'll often hear "Hold my earrings" before an altercation.
State gender and ageWhats something nice that happened to you recently?
>>32304643Men consider just looking at them "teasing". Not my fault you're all lightweights.
>>32304631I think they're the one that calls me raped bastard too, though they deny it. I don't mind too much, but I truly hate anyone who comes to an advice board solely to tear others down.Anyways, thank you for being decent I guess.
>>32304652M33I can't think of anything
>>32304619Tbf, she did say regardless of sex, not species
>>32304649He was gay not a pedo dudeHe also had this whole thing like "the only man I ever loved turned out to be a genocidal maniac and may have killed my sister or caused me to inadvertently kill my sister" man was too traumatized to go after any more dick. And I'm absolutely positive she shoehorned just enough suggestive subtext in deathly hallows so she could claim he was gay for woke points without commiting. Bitch.
Women, is this true?Men, how many do you check off?
>>32304658You know something nice that will happen to you soon? You will wake up to find a man with a rotund pot belly and a large, bushy beard lurking under your bedsheets and waking you up with a surprise blowjob. How did that men get there and why is he sucking your penis? I'm afraid you'll never know.
>>32304652F, 33. Kisses.
>>32304652M 30 Learned to outmaneuver my negative qualities
>>32304660His brother sodomized goats and seeing such depravity as a young man turned him into a flit who fucked boys. Simple as.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoFSQeOAYz4If you don't know what this is... I DON'T EVEN WANT TO DATE YOU OK!???
... My face hurts... My head hurts...you did this.
>>32304663I would like to give you a French kiss on the lips. The lips of your vagina.
>>32304661Reading (mostly history and mystery)Foreign language (Japanese)Instrument (trying to learn piano)Cooking (risky though)Writing (mostly poems)
>>32304661>activelyReading, cooking, traveling (and I take pictures when I travel and of food)>inactivelyForeign languages, playing instruments, writing, gardening, swimming>wouldn't mind doing if I had timeWoodworking, painting, archery
>>32304652F24Pulled out an ingrown hair very nicely
>>32304661Yeah it's pretty truePersonally I don't care much about foreign languages, swimming, or astronomy, or photography if it's digital but the others are all either things I do or at least am interested in and find attractive/impressive.
>>32304672I would like to reward you for this task by fucking you in every hole and filling it with cum, including your ear holes and nostrils
>>32304667>>>/GIOYC/
>>32304669Classy.>>32304678Fuck you.
>>32304667That's what happens when you say "no".
>>32304678It's a hag and old man thread for the most part frendo.
>ignore art and music progress due a recent addiction to an RTS game for six months>satisfied with level of skill in game so i quit>back to getting into art and music again>realize im still just running away from confronting my forever alone statushow do i channel this into being more social?
>>32304665>sodomizedNah dude if the goat thing is true it wasn't penetrative look it up
>>32304675I will reverse rape you, fag.
>>32304681I always wanted to fuck an ancient, wrinkly witch woman who lives out in a hut in the woods brewing potions and crafting magic charms.
>didn`t even get interviewed for internal position I applied forSuch bullshit >:(
>>32304682Simple, don't play clickclickclickclickclick games.
>>32304661someone post the image again about women liking nerdy guys
>>32304684Please do, I would enjoy that.
>>32304652F 32Uh, I got a hat as a present
>>32304682there hasn't been an RTS published in like 10 years, based retarded timetraveler
>>32304694Your hat will devour your head from your neck. It will suction you like a black hole. It will consume you. Until there is nothing left.
>>32304653maybe you should show me something a little more intense... make my virgin heart explode
>>32304652my best friend called to ask me how I was doing (after a bad night)
Girls is "bunny" & "puppy" cringe?
>>32304652M 30I got a Plex set up and it's been really nice.
>>32304698It's been fine so far I think it's fine
>>32304652M, 27I came really realy hard after my last goon sesh
What do you think the sexual wizards did? Do you think they sexed you up?
>>32304654She doesn't want to fuck you bro
>>32304704Father... why did you abandon me? Am I not good enough for you anymore, Father?
>>32304652I got away clean with shitting on an executive in front of his staff because my boss hates the little prick as well.
>>32304654>>32304709Both of these posts are right.
The more he boasts about how exciting and adventurous his life is, the less I believe him.
>>32304695age of empires 4 retard. and its actually pretty good with unique civs and an active competitive player base. proudest moment of my month month or so sadly.
>>32304709Okay>>32304710I still use HDMI. My PC stays hooked up to the TV. The Plex is for when I'm out, and for sharing.
>>32304706If it wasn't to me, I don't want you to talk about cumming ITT.
>>32304714Nah my dad was pretty cool. Maybe that’s why I’m so well adjusted compared to you
M or FThoughts?
>>32304695He said the addiction was recent, not the game. Tard
>>32304716He claims to be well traveled but he thought that Nunavut was a city in Washington state, not a province of Canada. He also seems very confused about the politics of the Middle East, having gotten Iran and Iraq confused more than once in my recollection. He also can't seem to decide whether he's a Christian or a Buddhist.
>>32304721Oh, so your dad groomed and sexually molested you and you fawn over him as a coping mechanism. Age old tragic story.
>>32304722Is this a mistranslationShould it say "pre age 30"And also what if you ban marriage you get less babies I'm confused
>>32304716we like doing thingshe's probably not boasting but trying to find some common ground. when you live an active lifestyle and dip down to ""date"" you necessarily just have to throw stuff out there until something sticks. the problem here is that you have nothing and have done nothing which can be related to.
>>32304722Retarded
>>32304717AOM:R is much better
That girl is more annoying than me!
>>32304727Nah he was just a good dad :)>>32304724Again shit that has never happened
>>32304721My dad regularly french kissed my younger brother and they would sometimes show affection by making out in public places like waiting rooms or at the bus stop and by grabbing each other's crotches. Then my dad would taunt me by saying he didn't do the same thing to me because my penis was too small.Sounds like your upbringing was similar.
>>32304724he's pretending to be dumb because women overwhelmingly prefer dumb men
>>32304720I spilled so much Vril for an Agarthan Goddess of Fertility. Now I have to recharge for like 3 days
>>32304728women in japan are convinced they're just going to get married in their mid 30s after having a huge work careermaking them unable to get married will force them to stop putting it offjapan thinks weird in a lot of ways
>>32304737He's gay though
>>32304724He had very strong feelings about the death of Dick Cheney and the family legacy of his orphaned children.
>>32304716Who is 'he'
>>32304736Nah. Also imagine putting this much thought into a gay fantasy and pretending you’re straight kek. Seriously though I have no problem believing he doesn’t like you.
>>32304739Sounds like the problem is the work culture but they'll never admit that.
>>32304742Oh yeah that whole bloodline should be erased.
>>32304732more like BAKAneanyway fagget show kys
>>32304247Mgoing to go on YouTube very soon.
>>32304740then why is he talking to you?
Buggery Anon is a shoo-in for /atoga/ Gimmick Of The Year. Nobody else comes close.
>>32304743You know who he is. You've met him before. He comes in here sometimes on weekdays and usually orders a double space juice.
>>32304718The fuck were you thinking raped bastard? One atoga gf isn’t enough?
>>32304722The US can import them
Mit is going to be the squidward meme when /atoga/ girls see my YouTube channel."oh no he's hot!"
Some moid just stopped seeding my torrent
>>32304757Oooh I can't wait to service you as a member of your harem, Master.
>>32304731is it really? i was thinking about switching but i heard god powers are game ending in a random low skill way?
>>32304754Oh it's you. Go to hell. I don't want to fuck or be fucked by JH just because I thanked her for telling you to die.
>>32304759# You Wouldn't Download a Moid
>>32304685I'll brew my potion into your ripe pink asshole. Nighty night, babe.
>>32304757Post a link.I know what you said about synchronicities and the algo guiding us to you, but just do us a favor and post it.
>>32304757https://theonion.com/incel-hot-1850432321/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoFSQeOAYz4If you don't know this song or at least can't appreciate it... how the FUCK do you want to be my lifelong partner!?
>>32304759
Fuck women.No, this isn't innuendo. I mean it.
>>32304769I only know video game songs
>>32304766Please do, I could use an enema.
>>32304771yeah, all women avoid this guy. come straight to me instead. I love women
>>32304754He is allowed to have as many girlfriends as he wants, because I say so.
Do married people always have unprotected sex?
>>32304767I really have to rely on synchroncity and providence here. It's just how it has to occur. It's also why I stopped giving out discord. IT has to be paranormal. It has to be supernatural.
Atoga is pretty shitposy and gay tonight
>>32304777No, married people don't have any sex.
>>32304777We do, yes
>>32304487I am absolutely certain that male coomer hands typed your post.
>>32304772>not knowing Initial D bideo game songsMuch learn padawan yadda yadda
>>32304783I can't play racing games.
eyyyyyyooooooooo heyoooooo
>>32304717plat 2 nice, who do you play? also if you like watching tournament games this is the best i've seenhttps://youtu.be/e-wHBW5ZqWk?si=FcE22lSfU7cLTWcf&t=8
>>32304777Assuming the wife is on birth control yes.
>>32304778>It's also why I stopped giving out discord.I thought you stopped giving it out because nobody liked you, Mez.
>>32304778Ok brother. I know im impatient. I will be on the lookout for you.
>>32304784>I can'tPhysically handicapped you are?
>>32304790They only didn't like me because I was not willing to reveal myself fully to them. It was a liminal time wasting zone. I will just trust God.
>>32304793I'm just inept at them
I want to go far away
>>32304776Oh you.
>>32304661>how many do you check offJust 1.Archery is the only one I currently do as a hobby.I read occasionally, but I don't think that really counts as a "hobby".
>>32304796I'm sure we can tone down the difficulty level so you can enjoy them too?>>32304797Never played the Outruns, but that is VERY visually striking!
>>32304795You're not willing to reveal yourself fully here, so you haven't really changed at all.
>>32304802I struggle hard to beat Super Hang-On's Africa course. Outrun is too hard. Daytona too. It's just not happening.
>>32304793
>>32304661Reading, foreign languages, cooking, gardening, photography, astronomy, hiking, archery, and traveling.
>>32304713How about me?
>>32304652M, I was at a stop light with my car windows down and Pantera playing, and a guy in a truck pulled up next to me and started head-banging, so I cranked up the volume and threw up metal horns. Felt pretty good.
Did you know
>>32304809Can I see your bow and arrow?
>>32304805>Super Hang-On's Africa course.I will have to google this.>Outrun is too hard.>Daytona too.Stop being weak.>It's just not happening.Don't make me kiss you.>>32304807Hey, I am having a drink too!
>>32304775If you claim to also be into women, I hope you're prepared to be hornyposted at by both sides.
>>32304802>Never played the Outrunsthey sucked, but if you never got to play them in a mega-arcade nightclub setting you missed out on tasting the future we all deserved to have
>>32304812Gods of death
>>32304810Not my problem.
>>32304812Don't tell them..
gonna try sleeping from 11 to 7 tonight
>>32304814First one.https://youtu.be/VtP_3ENHFVY?si=vcAH3T_ql4IQqZik>Stop being weak.I just can't. Even with days of play.>Don't make me kiss you.I do not want to be kissed by men please.
>>32304661Mthese sound like things that women think they'd look sophisticated by saying this is what they want.
>>32304795cope
I'm decent looking, I get random compliments often when I'm outside, and I seem to draw looks. Despite that, I can never seem to hold a girls attention when i try talking to them.I don't think I'm that boring or uninteresting. I do have some trouble coming up with stuff to say sometimes but I've seen worse and they still get some success.What's wrong with me? I thought looks played a heavy part but it doesn't seem to work for me
>>32304825Damnit. Now I want lemon icecream.
>>32304817Have red hands
>>32304818>doesn’t want mean>doesn’t want nice>doesn’t want neutralTf do you want then, frigid bitch?
>>32304825This is a classic... wow. Thank you, I reset my computer and didn't have this.Saved.And here is a new one.
>>32304787byz and sometimes mongol. i watch beastys channel a bit and dont mind watching a good match so ill check that out. unfortunately i got bitch slapped back down to gold 2 this past week so im thinking about quiting altogether lol.
>>32304815it’s not any surprise, I’ve sent my girlxgirl art here I think
>>32304826Autism
>>32304826Maybe it's your voice
The Good Ending
>>32304816wtf outrun coast2coast is greatmy only complaint is that the last girlfriend you unlock is kinda mid, first girl is the cutest
>>32304830Why would you reset your computer?
>>32304829Why are you looking for dates on /atoga/?
>>32304832It's hard to tell when someone's ironically bi ITT or actually bi.
>>32304813Bought a used trad bow at a garage sale this summer too but not good enough with it to hunt yet.
>>32304826Being hot means nothing if you are insufferable.
>>32304840Could be worse, one poster here is looking to skip dating and go straight to marriage with a harem of wives.
>>32304745yes.So what's our problem in the USA?
>>32304844Are they being an entitled ass too?
>>32304826Do you talk slowlyOr use a lot of fillers like "um"Do you fidgetDo you display open body languageAre you making enough eye contact?Are you giving them enough space to talk back?
>>32304841>ironically bi kekI’ve been out since 2018
>>32304839I had to prep it for being RP'd as a control terminal on an interdimensional submarine. It used to look way too much like a normal computer.
>>32304836Could be. My voice is pretty monotonous. Even past girlfriends have said that>>32304843I don't think I'm that bad. I get along with guys just fine. When I join some random group I end up getting more attention from the guys than the girls
>>32304842nta but good for you. i bought an old bow from a garage sale and it turned out to be a left hander's bow so i cant use it lol. i ddint know any better at the time
>>32304847Right now he's pridefully crowing about how handsome and entertaining he is.
>>32304845Money
>>32304850meds
>>32304850Behold, a man who's incapable of being honest.
>>32304851Monotonous isn't necessarily bad. I've gotten some praise about my voice, even from people who say I talk like a robot.>>32304853Fuck, that guy? So he's probably not getting close to a harem.
>>32304848Eye contact might be a problem. I tend to look at people's mouths more than their eyes. I thought that was pretty common
>>32304823>I do not want to be kissed by men please.I can still give you a cheerful and emoji-tier kiss on your cheek as your WEAK FUCKING GAY ASS tries to finish a lap on a single GAY ASS FUCKING Japanese arcade game.No homo.>>32304816I might have seen an Outrun arcade back in Japan years ago.
>>32304857I will now assume he had cp on it.
>>32304862AI porn at the very least.
>>32304802Nta which outrun is that?
>>32304860That is relatively normal esp when they're speaking but you should be "checking in" with the eyes frequently.
>>32304849Then buckle up for the harassment starting the next time I'm bored and horny.
>>32304866Looks like Outrun 2006: Coast 2 Coast.
>>32304866>which outrunI diN't have a specific one in mind? I just quoted, sorry!
>>32304869
>>32304862nope, I only like tall Amazonian women. I'm not into little girls at all. Even adult women who look small turn me off.
>>32304852Hey at least you have something to lend out to a wrong handed friend if they want to try it out.
Girls is this real? Do men call you that?
>atoga is a secret hotbed of arcade racing game enthusiasts
>>32304872You'll be back. And hopefully on your back.
>>32304878'Tis most archaic, m'lord.
>>32304879I'm trash at racing games, but I love SNK and Cave games when it comes to Japanese arcades.
>>32304877true. my sister is lefty but an absolute twig dyel. i dont know the weight of the bow or brand but its an old 80s compound with the pompoms on it, guess it was a hunting bow or something. i have tried using it but it just doesnt feel natural
>>32304883that’d be you, sir
>>32304883She's kind of a bitch that way. She'll tease and fuck with you, but the moment you post anything even slightly horny back she goes quiet.
>>32304878Never heard it. I'd expect that to come from someone 80+
>>32304865what I have on it are pictures of red haired women. Such as pic rel.
>>32304888That's a femanon, lmao
>>32304895Sir (female)
>>32304879Its actually a 2D fighter thread.
>>32304888>sirBitch have you not been following this back and forth at all?
horny bisexual women give me hope that i can actually be loved one day
>>32304890yeah cuz idgaf about helping someone cum easier. I have a boyfriend to do serious shit with, everything I say here is a joke anyway>>32304895>>32304898FUCK Sorry LOL
I cast enlarge hole
ANYWHO POST SOME RANDOM BANGERSNO TOPIChttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nja0Obgg2gU
>>32304897That's not LB2
>>32304890>>32304904Oh, so you're ironically posting stupid horny shit, I get it. Sorry to waste your time, then.
>>32304887Trad bows in general feel unnatural to me because it’s so different with the emphasis on the draw vs the aim. Like I can understand why a few hundred of these things swarming a battlefield would be super effective but I’ve truly begun to question the ethics of it in a hunting environment which is focused on precision.
>>32304910yes, but I should sorry for wasting Your time..
>>32304910Be horny for one of your simps
"her" boyfriend is mostly long distance and she's a literal child drawfagging attention WHORE pickme bitch stole my stuffing recipe
>>32303704>women crush on a manon on /atoga/>he always has some dark sociopathic shit going on with him like thisit will never ever change
>>32304919Why would she do that? She doesn't like men, she just likes their dicks.
>>32304921Get a fucking grip.
>>32304904you don't even have sex with your boyfriend lmaooo
why are people mean to anon :3 she seems nice
Women look what I've got for (You)
>>32304908Not is not, anon, hopefully I am forgiven for having part 1 installed.
if a guy sticks just the tip in could it work like a ball joint?
>>32304931I don't think 1 has rollback though.
>>32304929She could be cute but she decides to be annoying.
>>32304929>she
>>32304929We talked about it last threadIf an anon is nice, they're secretly a rapistApplies to ohioanon, applies to anon :3
>>32304921“mostly long distance” because we go to collegeand im 18and i have no idea what recipe you’re talking about>>32304927yeah which is why I said *if* I Wanted to do some shit like that>>32304929its easy to shit on me when they think im transI don’t have a cock despite everyone’s wishes
>>32304929all the times you see women attacked here and the post isn't obvious chud posting it's women attacking other women. as a chud myself I find it really easy to spot
>>32304938Get a life and stop obsessing over thread personalities.
>>32304939Not those anons but alot of women here really bad tranny sensations.
>>32304916It's not like our time was particularly valuable if we were spending it here anyways, right? No harm done.
Femanons don't like fat and bald go to the gym and get a hat
>>32304942No
>>32304950how fat could a guy get away with if he had a massive cock? assuming he has good hair of course.
Women, how many people have you fucked?
People, how many fucks have you womened?
>>32304957A vagillion.
Women what are those called?
>>32304957Not enough
State genderChoose your favorite and least favorite way to refer to male ejaculate. Here's a list of examples.SemenCumSeedSploogeOozeGlazeCummiesJizzSpunkSpermNutBaby BatterBaby GravyBrogurtCock Snot
>>32304957Eight, assuming mouth counts.>>32304961Butt cheeks.
>>32304961that's called a slut
>>32304967F. "Jizz" is the least offensive, "cummies" is definitely the most.
>>32304957Too many to count but I do OF so..
>>32304967MI will glaze my future wife
>>32304967Jayaitch Repellent
>>32304967m. semen bothers me the least, brogurt makes me recoil
>>32304967MFavorite is cock snot, least is baby gravy.
>>32304967Top 3 are good
>>32304973Why would you answer that, you idiot.
Women is the flat cap the final solution to the bald man question?
>>32304984It's the point of the thread, you fucknut.
Either genderWhat's your fondest memory of Christmas time?
>>32304987If he can grow a nice beard n stache yeah
>>32304967MCum & Nut are the go tos if any of you refer to it as Brogurt I'm going to set myself on fire
>>32304988You think guys aren't going to specifically offer you their cummies now just to annoy you?
>>32304990MDiscovering my gifts being hidden early and realizing Santa was not real.
>>32304990When I was eight my dad bought me my first shotgun and we got a puppy
>>32304990I got a $50 bill from someone who came by it unethically, so I gave it away to the first panhandling beggar I saw.
>>32304987I'd personally just go full head shaven with a big moustache. Currently I have a moustache and hair.
>>32304994If some guys want to act like assholes then that's their prerogative. They were always going to find a way somehow.
>>32304990MEating cereal and playing Animal Crossing on GC with my sister.
>>32304968Stop being funny
>>32304990Checking the tree on Christmas eve in the cold morning on winter break and hearing my mom crying in the bathroom and asking her what's wrong but she didn't answer so I went to wait on the couch and it took so long for everyone to finally get up that I pretended that I had fallen asleep there and then mom got us all together and told us that dad killed himself
>>32304990MThe time I went to see the mall Santa and the elf girl gave me a kiss for being a cute kid
>>32304907Man's on the decks rnhttps://voca.ro/1gNTg09JR5tEhttps://voca.ro/18irgPeBC8irhttps://voca.ro/142rSLbcCHdOhttps://voca.ro/15tN49AT4byQ>>32304929Jelly ig, she is sound >>32304967Can we just delete these all >>32304974Moid hands or based sl00t?>>32304990Eating
>>32305006Pic name/from?
>>32304994This >>32305000. They will annoy me regardless.>>32305002I'm not funny, just fast.
>>32304882Stop projecting your sick p word fantasies bro
>>32304990Mvisiting my great grandmother's, her cozy old house, the smell(good nostalgic smell not mold), the feel of the carpet, like 3 giant comfy couches, the sound of the clock chime, playing minecraft pe with my like 2nd cousins once removed, the food in trays, all gone now since she passed. house was sold and i never see those extended relatives anymore
>>32304967FCum is the only acceptable one. The rest is nauseating.
>>32305007Lady Lux from Freefonix <3 obscure British cartoon lol https://youtu.be/UjpPWUtIfVo?si=2xybBnbcjiDsGOzy
>>32305008So you don't what her underwear is called?
>>32304967F, jizz & nut are my favorite cuz funnyrealistically id say cumbaby batter… least favorite
>>32305006>Man's on the decks rnWhat is an anon but a miserable pile of posts?Only listened to your first song, but it seemed like something I'd jam to in a disco in Switzerland.
>>32304906I use Arcane Redirection to use it on >>32304773
>>32304992British wing shooting chads we are so fucking back
>>32305013Nope. Buttfloss? I just wear granny panties.
>>32305012Very nice anon ^_^ thanks for the extra info!
>>32305016I cast shrink holeI cast shrink hole
>>32304987Hats don't solve baldYou're only allowed to bald when I stop wanting sex. (Which will probably be never)
>>32305018I thought these were more common remember seeing them wayback when I was a freshman and a kind of fat girl had them? I was like θ~o gross.
>>32305023Balding is the male body signaling that the life force has been used up.
State genderWhat's your preferred style of pubic hair?
>>32304968>8 Good lord
>>32305027FTrimmed
>>32304961g string if ur genuinely wondering
That time againState gender, what are you up to tonight?
>>32304247>matched with a nice looking girl on tinder>we barely exchanged a couple of messages (I stopped responding)>want to respond to her with something like "I'm sorry girl, I was traveling for work" (I actually am, kind of)Q, to anyone: has something this ever happened to you?guys: did you ever keep talking to someone after a while? do you think this is a good excuse?women: do you even respond? if so, how?
>>32305027MI don't mind it hairy.>>32305031Watching a stream and playing some Vampire Survivors again. Just experimenting with new builds.
>>32305032Nah, if he wanted to, he would.
Should I tell her these ads remind me of her.
>>32305031I'm just a rotting vegetable dreaming about in-grown hair femanon giving me an inch-by-inch spa treatment
>>32305034F or M?so you think I should talk to her asap?what if I was honest and told her I was also depressed at the time (some days before traveling) and didn't want to be a problem to her?
>>32305015Word>something I'd jam to in a disco in SwitzerlandHighest form of flattery ngl>>32305017Bro's on his hunting arc>>32305027ExistentIdk trimmed is nice I don't wanna have to floss again jk>>32305020Np anonBack when the BBC was cool https://youtu.be/OCQDyFDTmZQ?feature=shared>>32305031Was chilling with the homies and gaming but 4am so time to hit the hay before errands on my day off ugh
>>32305040Fag shit
>>32305030It doesn't come like that in AI.
>>32305027MFull Bush.I love women with full Bush.
>>32305040What in the max headroom incident is this recording
>>32305038FAt that level of mental health you probably should not be dating or talking to people.
>>32305044Do not feed the attention whore.
>>32305039>Highest form of flattery nglYou know, I am currently on a Bowie, Floyd and Knopfler search on YT.So, anything may happen.
>>32305042oh are you trying to generate images with a g string? or what cuz im confused
>>32305044just searching 4 radio sations broim not the other vocarro dude
>>32305037>in-grown hair femanonWhy are you so obsessed with me
>>32305039https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGXu1lNmL-ALIKE FUCK ME SIDEWAYS OK
>>32305031f, still need to clean up my room. but I'm also going to go out and get a wifi card in a bit>>32305027fully removed. I'm getting laser to get rid of mine. pubic hair is just so gross>>32304990best memory is how happy my family used to be. seeing everyone was nice. now both my uncles are divorced so I never see my aunt's or cousins and my grandparents moved away.
>>32305032F. It's happened to me where the guy stopped responding shortly after we matched due to a work trip. I generally didn't respond to others with similar excuses, but he seemed honest and apologetic, and eagerly proposed a date and kept in contact until then. It didn't work out for other reasons, but it was a nice date.
>>32305048There are worse rabbit holes to go down>>32305047I'd be a hypocrite if I didn't >>32305051Are you in your shortwave era>>32305054Best David collab
She sent me a doujin (link getting fucked by ganon while zelda watched) and i cant tell if im in or if she thinks im gay, but she also knows im not gay...pic unrelated
>>32305046please dont tell me that :'(>>32305032>>32305057there is an additional detail: I changed my bio and I didn't save and don't remember the original one...
>>32305053oh I'm not that anon, that guy was disturbed for sure
>>32305031MI've got an ear infection possibly and a headache so I stayed home. But I might do dishes later.
I want an atoga gf. Takers?
>>32305058Agreed and maybe agreed.
>>32305059I'm Zelda in this scenario and my boyfriend is Link.
>>32305065>gfgirl (male)?
>>32305059She's a freaky one yo, get in there>>32305046By that criteria most of this website is excluded from dating kek >you can't be depressed ever!Fucking hate the normalfag song and dance>>32305066What is this, a crossover episode?
>>32305059is that real? gotta beshe's way too hot, I would turn her inside out
>>32305059Mtell her that's disgusting and not to send you that stuff.if you 'haha lol haha haha haha PLEASE LOVE ME!!!"then she may think you're into it.
>>32305060>changed bioDuring the time you stopped responding?
>>32305065only if you're willing to settle for a bpd gf
>>32305055That's the worst part of growing up. Christmas for me is just sitting around playing video games and wishing I had family to spend it with.
>>32305073yes. also, the work stuff is more than 1 week long, and it's been like 2 weeks...
>>32305058yeh lol. finally got a battery wired up for this boat anchor so im testing it out.
>>32305076>Christmas for me is just sitting aroundheyo bro I don't want to remember my childhood either let's bottle the depressing stories of neglect ok
>>32305070>What is this, a crossover episode?Who knows, maybe the creators know.
Thought on people that take NNN seriously?
>>32305081No, that's right now
Anyone with experience, how do I tell when a girl is being genuine or not? My last GF was a BPDemon that started telling me all this sweet bullshit like that I give her purpose in life. Two weeks after that she broke up with me and told me she was just using me. How can I learn to spot the signs that a woman is just lying to get something from me, vs genuine attraction?
I hold no prejudices other than hating gay people, is this wrong? I don't even hate trans people, unless they transition into someone who's a member of the opposite gender + gay.
>>32305077Yeah that looks bad. If I were her I'd have assumed you were trying someone else out and I was back up, and I'd ignore you. If she hasn't unmatched you though, you might as well write her.
>>32305050Yessss anon.
i need an exhibitionist pervert gf who wears skimpy clothes
>>32305063So what is your quarrel with me
>>32305070>By that criteria most of this website is excluded from dating kekCorrect
Women, what does "he" have that I din't?
>>32305074YES
>>32305070that's very true>>32305067im probably not dominant enough then, maybe projecting>>32305071id hope>>32305072but if i do neither of those things its not a big deal, were both kinda freaky so it was a bit hot
>>32305076yeah but it's like why did everyone in my senpai have to be so fucked up? heck even I'm not with it most of the time. one Christmas I was in the hospital
>>32305085If its too good to be true, it probably is.
>>32305085>Lobs personal attacks>"The problem isn't me, it's you.">Doesn't have time for you.>Treats you with contempt.
I love how women feign over Aragorn in the movies, but in the books he's a vastly different man.
>>32305083AAAUGH I NEED TO CUMI NEED TO GRAB A WOMAN AND SHOVE IT THROUGH HER AND CUM SO MUCH HER HEAD POPS OFF
>>32305093A beating heart.
>>32305100Who gives a shit?
>>32305089hmm, try “T string” or “V string” …
how do i find an edgelord gf who isnt fat, i just want to say "im still a nigga" as a joke without it being something nuclear.
>>32305032M here but yes, I've not responded to girls for a bit because life/shit happened and then still gone out with them (in some cases; other times they naturally move on)I ghosted an old friend of mine who's literally a model while I was mentally unwell, and still dated her and she was up for more dates (casual thing though)Just be honest man, don't play any games(It does help if they're mentally ill too desu and understanding)>>32305080Based, found any interesting stations? Have you tuned into any number stations?>>32305082They're knowers>>32305083Cucks
>>32305099lol the amount of accuracy almost makes it seem like you know her or something
>>32305091none I just want some TLC from a human being who showed the slightest hint that they found the releasing an ingrown hair satisfying
>>32305083not masturbating is good despite the coomers saying retarded shit like muh prostate. thinking youll get super powers is also fucking retarded. youll at best be able to look a woman in the eyes.
>>32305105just learned what a c string was when I was looking this up. cannot be comfortable
What is she wearing on her shoulders?!
>>32305106>How do I find a gf who wants a bf who's a total loser?
>>32305110This level of lack of self awareness spooks me.
>>32305104Its just funny how women would probably lose their attraction to aragorn if they actually read the books
>>32305103It's over...
>>32305026Like when the battery is reading red, you throw it away.
>>32305112Why
GenderChoose 3
>>32305116yes, i want a loser bf x girlfail gf dynamic.
>>32305118Only absolute lost causes get attracted to fictional characters to begin with. Why would you give a flying fuck about their opinion?
>>323051thanks will try those>>32305114What do you mean? Is it naughty?
>>32305088yeah, I guess there is no way to paint it in a better light...I'm visiting a country where women are known for being prettier than in my origin country, plus I actually was (weirdly) depressed at the time, plus this "work travel" stuff has parties and shit. we are all fucking nerds, but adult (30yo+) nerds.not really sure how to put that in a cohorent speech to tell someone as an explanation for a long silence in some random dating app. otoh, it's a dating app... I guess you can't expect much from people there?
>>32305106Try to rizz The Nigger Girl>>32305092Rude>>32305085Lovebombing is real>>32305095Based Aquatic Mine poster
>>32305122MHeat, time, acid
>>32305100>AragornWho is this, some nerd?>>32305115A cardigan?>>32305113>no fapping>no superpowersBipolarbros we're losing NNN
>>32305121why what?
>>32305108nah nothing interesting really. just morse code, japanese, spanish, gospel, oldies, morse code, news, morse code
>>32305120Yes. And some men are born with less life energy than others or use up more due to shitty circumstances and start to bald earlier and more. It just means they do not have the vitality and resources to be a viable father anymore.
>>32305124Just find it funny that movie aragorn is supposed to be le perfect example of masculinity while book aragorn was just a massive self righteous asshole
>>32305115closest I got is shoulder shawls ! I just looked up keywords like “shrug” or “cloak”
>>32305127>Nigger GirlYeah sure. Where is she?
>>32305135Those are the same thing.
>>32305115a very vestigial form of a cape
>>32305115Capelet?
>>32305132Why is my pleasure for ingrown hair extraction appealing
AGAINTHE CRIBMAZZ SONG TO END THEM ALLhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8gmARGvPlI
>>32305108>Just be honest man, don't play any gamesso if she asks me if I was looking for someone else I should tell her the truth: "yes, I did try finding someone on Tinder, but I failed" (though the travel time hasn't ended...)also see >>32305126
>>32305125it’s like some cloth & wire that’s somehow supposed to attach to ur crotch
>>32305143so true
>driving>pre-teen girl waiting to cross the street shouts at me that I'm a "rizzler"ladies, society isn't going to recover anytime soon is it
>>32305145Wow! anon, looks evil, wonder if will work thanks for the pic.
>>32305147>t.pedo
>>32305147you shouldve blown her a kiss and finger guns
>>32305142I imagined it took patience, determination, and focus
>>32305145It's probably super rigid and basically snaps on
>>32305147This too has happened to me more times than I'd like. I do not understand what is going through their minds as they say this.
>>32305031Reheated my leftovers a 4th time because I have shrank my stomach too much to eat a regular sized bowl portion.
>>32305136What do you mean by key words?
>>32305151and encourage that? no
>>32305065You probably want monogamy, so I'm out.
>>32305138If women didnt like self righteous men the human race would've died out
>>32305154yeah that’s what I figure, can’t imagine that staying on kek>>32305158when searching for similar clothes online, is that not why you asked?
>>32305162I'd love a harem
>>32305126"Hey, sorry, had a shit week and had to travel for work. Are you free on X to do Y?" is succinct for a dating app when you haven't met or talked extensively yet. Don't overthink it. Worst case she doesn't respond and you move on.
>>32305162how 'bout some boot in the 'hoot?
>>32305133Still pretty cool though! (: which was your fave?>>32305137Living her best life>>32305143Bro it's November>>32305144>did try finding someone on Tinder, but I failedOK bruh don't say that ffs
>>32305090Would you pay for one?
>>32305165I guess, thanks.
>>32305160are you a rizzeler though
How gay would it be if I wanted a female to eat my ass or peg me?
Wait, what she has a BF now?! Anons why didn't you told me sooner, I hate you.
>>32305174Honestly I don't know. I'd have to check the definition of the term as I only have a vague understanding
>>32305176Very gay.
>>32305137that chick is obnoxious as fuck
Girls, please wish me luck on my quantum mechanics exam tomorrow!
>>32305176max gay, sorry, pretty soon you'll be swallowing cocks with the rest of the gays
>>32305180It was fun posting vocas though
>>32305181Okay, but... what if it's not tomorrow?
>>32305145i wanna make a femanon wear nothing but this>>32305171What do you mean pay for one?
>>32305181could there be anything more useless to study
I h ate women.
>>32305181I wish or don't wish you luck tomorrow
>>32305167>Don't overthink it.>>32305169>OK bruh don't say that ffsright, thanks anon. guess I'll write to her in some days.
>>32305169>Bro it's NovemberOk...?
>>32305166I am not multiple
>>32305186Yeah, your sex life
>>32305176Its not gay and actually feels good, but you need to be black and score a really cute snow bunny or else is not happening
I haven't dated since 2013 and I haven't had sex since 2018. What's wrong with me?
>>32305185real shitI think wearing only one article of clothing is hotter than nothing
>>32305147Did you skibbidy your gyatt for the rizzler >>32305155The only times I got catcalled by groups in public were by a group of women in their ~40s in their car, and by some clubbing girls in their 20s>>32305162Why the girls here so freaky >>32305191Halloween just finished calm down Xhas-heads
>>32305185>What do you mean pay for one?Housewives require food and water.
>>32305193damn...
>>32305169the oldies station. suprisingly there isnt any fm station that play oldies near me. not that i really listen to the radio that much unless im bored of my playlists onmy phone
>>32305195>dated>had sexOK normalfag
>>32305181good luck anon
>>32305198Oh, that's fine, I don't mind. I won't be in a position to do that for some time though.
>>32305190You could do what I do and get drunk and tell her at 4am that you're in love with her but also want to kill yourselfRisky strat cuz most girls will block but if she's BPD it could be some rizz
goodnight atoga
>>32305176I'd peg you but eating ass is so fucking gross
Green sweater won what the fuck chat
I am the spirit of christmas I bring the magic of christmas early with my giant sack!
>>32305206Goodnight anon
>>32305206Goodnight anon sleep tight <3 <3
>>32305202For every calendar year you don't have sex, your virginity resets back to 1 and increases each subsequent year.
State gender and which element you like the mostWhich one do you think would have the worst partners for you?
>>32305222F, water !! it’s so beautiful and can be captured in so many different formssecond choice is earth
>>32305205>if she's BPDif she's BPD she'll most probably make me kms. I wouldn't know how to deal with a girl like that. I have my traumas and stuff, but being thrown in an emotional rollercoaster would destroy me
>>32305208Even if I wanted to eat your ass?
>>32305225>if she's BPD... and I fall in love with her.I'm pretty sure I've met a few in my life and I could kinda sorta sniff the crazy in them and noped the f out
>>32305222M, FireI do not want an Airhead girl, that's for sure.
She came back again in my dreams. I fucking hate sleeping for this reasonAny advice on not dreaming or not sleeping?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8sdmhwgbLI
That cute redhead girl kept staring at me today:/
Hello girlies Could you post some funny animals please?
>>32305234
>>32305222MEarth if we're talking Avatar elementsWater if we're talking alchemic symbolism
>>32305222Mwaterair and fire would be worse matches than water and earth for me
>>32305226I'd sit on your face but idk about actually eating ass.
>>32305240Can you sit on my face instead of his?
Would you date a wizard?Note: "wizard" refers to a man who reaches the age of 30 while remaining a virgin
>>32305245No, I'm not gay
>>32305245wizards can perform magic from their wands
>>32305222M>which element you like the mostWater. Flows freely. Versatile and well-balanced. The gentle caress of a stream, or the overwhelming might of a wave. Boiling hot or freezing cold. Cleansing, rejuvenating, a cornerstone of life itself.>Which one do you think would have the worst partners for you?Fire. Sure it can have various applications in energy and warmth, but it's overall pretty destructive and aggressive. Limited in positive applications. Hard to use defensively / to protect others without causing inadvertent harm.
>>32305152No it was really easy that was why I was pleased
>>32304967FCum is neutral/positiveBrogurt is funnyMy least favorite isn't on the list it's jizzum
>>32305251I like what the artist did with the sea foam
>>32305240I'm going to die before ever experience a thicc woman sitting on my face. Women always think it's a domination thing or something and a bunch of lousy guys make it a submissive thing but it's not, I just want to experience the whole of those sexy curve up close.
>>32305254I know right? She's so creative.
>>32305233I kissed and felt up a redhead with a bf.
>>32305255>I just want to experience the whole of those sexy curve up close.anon... you can get them close when she's exposing her ass for you. no need to wait for her to sit on your face to get to that point. just go for a kiss on her asscheeks or something. it's beautiful.
>>32305252Yeah, I knew the fantasy was better in my head.
>>32305245fool, no wizard would give up their awesome powers they worked so hard to get
I as a man don't understand the obsession these guys have with a woman sitting on their face.This idea only would appeal to me if the woman was cleanly shaven and groomed down there, while she rinsed her asshole, and then I MIGHT find it interesting.
>>32305261>mfw I lost my virginity a day after I turned 30 then never had sex again
>>32304247My best friend and his wife are throwing a sort of drop-in/drop-out Christmas party/gathering next month. Should I, the chronically single 30yo male virgin, ask my buddy if any of their friends that they've invited might be a good match for me? I guess the alternative would just be showing up and seeing if anything clicks.For what it's worth, I'm planning to attend regardless.
>>32305265>best friendThen yes
>>32305195>What's wrong with me?not having sex for many yeas
When are you finishing that book you were making.
the 17 years old niece of a friends was giving me quite some looks today. and I couldn't stop doing the same whenever I had the opportunity. shit's risky af. but, my god, what I'd give to have her...
>>32305270I lost all passion for writing after the breakup
>>32305271you are a perv and belong in JAIL
>>32305271Chill bro
>>32305271Yeah, it a amazing feel. Try it on church.
>>32305245Im a wizard, Harry.(I really am im 32 and never even kissed)
>>32305240None of that hover bullshit SIT and I'll let my tongue do the workSorry for horny posting, honestly though I get why some aren't into the ass eating thing not everybody is willing to do butt stuff or have their butt stuffed
>>32305267But what if I accidentally make everything awkward by unintentionally pressuring my bro to make something happen between me and another attendee?
Women are weak for a reason anons. Do your best!
>>32305273>>32305274I won't touch her. I really fucking wish I could though.I wish SHE would suggest something. I wouldn't know how to react. I would go crazy. it would be fun.AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK FUCK FUCKI don't like this feeling, but I like it so much. FUCK.
>>32305271Hags will screech at hou here but i had girls around 17-18 stare at me, smile and say hi at gym and its kind of weird
>>32305281giga ick creepo moment
>>32305287giga 'ick you mean? yeah, I am
>>32305281>>32305271If you want it you should take it
Why don't women want to date fat and balding men?
>>32305278I'm actually ok with giving (with strap) and receiving anal i just think mouths shouldn't go there
>>32305279that's why he is your best friend. He won't go out of his way to set you up, but he will wingman you if he knows there is someone who would fancy you too
>>32305297why was he placed on the stove?
>>32305301They're eating the cats
Going to gym with atoga femanonComing back home all sweaty and hotWorshipping her ass draped in cute shorts i bought her last weekThoughts
>>32305298Understandable, what are your thought on having your pussy eaten?
>>32305297Because that's ugly.
>>32305294fucking hell anon, don't make me consider it. she's too fucking young for me. I don't want to damage her or risk anything.the thought of it ,jfc...
>>32305305Fiction?
Men do you like when your girl buys you stuff or is it too mommy
>>32305310I have never had a gf and no woman has ever bought me a gift who wasn't related to me.
>>32305310I'd like it if she bought me a comic book omnibus collection I'd like for Christmas or my birthday.
>>32305309A plan.
>>32305308This is why uncles have this reputation.
>>32305251ME MENTIONED!!>>32305254thank you!!!!! I need to draw more of her … really old drawing, I think back in Jan or feb
Women do you like if a guy bought you clothes >Could be slutty stuff that he would want you to wear at home only
>>32305310I secretly hate it when a girl buys me stuff but I secretly love it when women buy stuff to make the home nice.
>>32305271QT MAP STOP
>>32305314wdym? what reputation? I'm not her uncle>>32305320wdym?
>>32305085person's involvement with you can be measured with the amount of time and effort they put into being with you. how much will they go out of their way to make you feel good? will they get mad if they won't get anything out of it?and be attentive here, we're talking precisely>getting out of their waysomebody with submissive fetish (or just personality desu) will want you to tell them what to do, even withhold their own pleasure, but that's part of the game. True getting out of way is when there's no game, just sacrifice .So how much can your partner (or friend, for that matter) sacrifice for you? An hour of doing errands? cooking you a nice dinner? Learning a guitar song for you? will they give up their blood to save you? their kidney? Will they be happy knowing that you are happy in somebody else's embrace?don't forget to look at yourself here and see how much you have to offer as well. how real are you?>just lying to get something from methis happens when you yourself can't sacrifice. You're willing to accept losing something only when gaining their attention or presence or submission or whatever. So maybe it was not just her not being real here? Maybe she couldn't commit cause she saw that you're only going tit for tat?
>>32305316Very talented in boob and thigh drawing departament
>>32305319What is the difference here
>>32305323genuinely my favorite things to draw… pretty bobsbs….
>>32305263you were not true to your fate so your fate played you
>>32305310>Men do you like when your girl buys you stuff or is it too mommyI think it's retarded because she either used my money or her parents.
what hashtags to use to get more follower on twitter……. my ms paint doodles need to be appreciated in audiences further than 4chan
>>32305316>ME MENTIONED!!She was perfect for the topic, I had to, officer!
>>32305277are you a regular itt?
>>32305325it's a big difference
>>32305310Idk I can buy whatever I want nowHeartfelt gifts are always appreciated though
>>32305310I guess it depends, are the things useful and do I want them?I would enjoy that. when I was younger I didn't really enjoy receiving corny relationship things. Idk how I would feel about it today, I would definitely enjoy something handmade more if it was to commemorate our relationship.
>>32305331YesYou could say i even gotten myself quite a reputation
>>32305310if she buys me something i actually desire or need, especially if i don't know it or won't admit it, that's a golden win.if she buys me stuff because she wants to make me act in the way that suits her it's bad and i will lose attraction.
I saved this doodle because its literally me
>>32305330You are 29 and she is 18.
There is nothing wrong with age gaps.
>>32305341What does that have to do with anything?
6 months after the break up and the more time passese the more it pains me knowing that I couldn't appreciate all the things she did for me before breaking up with her because I was fucking stupid and obsessed with some personal shit that we could have solved in a completely differeny wayand I mean real fucking painthough I'm not sure if this is my love or the attachment disorder talkingwhat the fuck do I do...
>>32305343There is nothing wrong with ass gaping.
>>32305347>personal shitLike what?
>>32305340joy sparks in exponential amounts when I see anons saving my doodles
>>32305340I think it's strange that women will spend so much of their lives sleeping on a twin size
While ago i felt like i was attracting girls gazesRecently it feels like they look away more instead and rarely smileI lost it atoga.
>>32305348There is nothing wrong with eating grapes out of their ass.
speaking of age gaps, how does /atoga/ feel about 21yo girl being with a 31 guy?state gender
>>32305354Nothing wrong with shooting grapes out of gapes
>>32305352Be glad you ever had it.
>>32305355I think it's probably going to end poorly.
>>32305357No i didnt im still 32 kvBut at least there were signs of attractionNot anymore
>>32305299But what if he does go out of his way?
>>32305349buying a house. I say personal because it was my dream and I wanted it to become true asap, so that I could finally have some sense of security and maybe we could form a family
>>32305359>32 kvHow? Are you trolling?
I looked at myself today in a mirror while wearing my favorite pair of pants and immediately saw how prominent the bulging outline of my dick was. so many people must think I'm a perv.women how do I recover from this?
>>32305361What happened to the house?
>>32305362NTA, but I'm 30 and a khhv. It's really not that hard to do
>>32305363People are capable of distinguishing between a big dick and a boner bulge.
>>32305364I ate it
>>32305059Made up scenario but I have no idea what I would have done if it happened for real.[spoiler]Also ugh, for research purposes, do you still have the link?[/spoiler]>>32305083I wish I had the willpower.>>32305262Same.I am not planning to lick anyone's genitalia ever.I was kinda interested in it when I was a teen though.>>32305297We have too little SMV>>32305340Too cheerful for me to relate>>32305355MActually not a huge fan, but normies are so hysterical about it, I support these relationships out of spite.
>>32305364I ended up buying land and plan on building asapI haven't told her because (IIRC, which might not have been like this...) she told me not to share anything about our personal stuff, dreams, anything similar.
>>32305306it's akin to sucking dick, I think it's a lot cleaner and ok
My dick shows through sweatpants, but im flaccidSurely the girls at gym wont think im a small dicked loser
>>32305371Why did she say that?
>>32305376I don't know. I think I annoyed her at some point because we were sharing personal stuff and she didn't like it or something. I'd have to re-read the chatlogs
>>32305310I love it <3 I still have gifts from my highschool gf from over a decade ago and other gals bc they're very special to me>>32305329No club but maybe DM some popular drawfags on twitter? I'm sure some could advise youDon't just do it for the views tho>>32305355I don't see the issue if they are both happy21+ is adult able to make their own choices imoI dated a 33yo woman when I was 23, we got on like a house on fire>>32305352You can get back to it broKek I always smile then look away because eye contact is hard
>>32305366What about the girls who asked you out? If you had a friends group at all, it's hard to believe that.
>think qt coworker is into me>tfw strict relationship policies and I don't want to get fired and risk being unemployed for another fucking year of my lifeWhat do?
>>32305374Unless you are chad looking, they won't pay enough attention to you to start evaluating the size of your member, don't worry.
>>32305370>SMVWhat's that?
>>32305379>I'd have to re-read the chatlogsanon, was it all just an ldr?
>>32305367that doesn't help me at all, I'm feeling super exposed right now.
>>32305382>What about the girls who asked you outLmao never happened. Well, except for that one time when she did it as a mean joke at my expense back in high school.>If you had a friends group at all, it's hard to believe that.It's real easy when your friend group is full of other shut ins that do nerd shit instead of partying or whatever normies do.
>>32305384>What do?Use your brain, not your penis.>>32305386Sexual Marketplace ValueHow desirable you are proportionate to the social demand.
>>32305381>Don't just do it for the views thoit is always for the views broI am ok on the amount-of-followers part outside of 4chan/main twitter.. i just forgot how to start up a new account if not for telling people to follow me kekusually I’d post my fan art works on subreddits & get some followers, but ms paint doodles don’t have a fandom!I do post some of my nsfw works but Elon hates hentai
>>32305379Sounds like you were both utterly incapable of being in a relationship. Not much of value was lost.
>>32304311Why don't you hate men?
>>32305381>we got on like a house on firestory time?
>>32305390Thats how girls feel every day. You just have to deal with it.
>>32305372Thanks for answering my questions, I hope you have a wonderful day/night.
>>32304363Post the sauce, anon.
>>32305391Unreal.
>>32304352What size?
>>32305395Elon isn't watching your shitty account bro
>>32305387no, we lived together. we kept talking after the breakup.I just didn't understand the post-breakup process at all. it was messy and confusing>>32305396we were one each others first ever bf/gf. I guess we could say we were kind of "practice gf/bf", but we were really in love...I also found out that I might have an insecure, disorganized attachment style. so again, I don't know if this love or the attachment disorder talking.
>>32305398Because hating them does no good. Women need men, and men need women. There is a lot to admire in a good man.
>>32305414How was it messy and confusing? >love or attachment styleProbably both.
>>32305413a lot of nsfw tags were blocked iirc? last time i made an account it thought i was a porn bot and didn’t let me switch from the anon102038474940 type usernames for 4 days kek
>>32305374Theu shouldn't be looking at your dick at all kek>>32305384How serious is the job and how long do you plan to stay?Personally I'd only make a move when one kf you is leaving
>>32305417oh never mind, I think it was just my own account faulty. but the “anti bot” process for starting an account was absolute hell, it wouldn’t have my username show when searched, so when I tried sharing it I’d have to send a link to my account
>>32304291Shhh! I want to see how a sappho charms women in the wild. Maybe they know some game secrets we don't.
Girls, I'm a pretty boring guy. I don't go out except to work and to church. Otherwise I stay at home reading or gaming or watching TV and movies. Would you date a boring guy?
>>32305423you drew on the soc thread yea?
>>32305395Elon is a loser then>>32305399Not much of a story to tell, met through mutual friends at a party, she was very bubbly and extroverted and I thought she was cute, we started hanging out more one-on-one and going to bars and stuff, she was very chill and easy to talk to, then she would invite me to her apartment and we'd cuddle watching cartoons and stuff, but she didn't want anything serious
>>32305429yes that was me !!>>32305431always been a loser
>>32305384Money is more important than women
>>32305384find a new job then fuck her
>>32305385This
>>32305340Nice cheeks, anon
Do any of the regulars from years ago still come here?
>>32305320Bruh, my crush is 57 not 17She showed me some photos today of when she was around my age and omg she was stunning (she still is gorgeous)>>32305441Some of us never left...
>>32305251I wonder if she attacks or protects seamen?
>>32305416>How was it messy and confusing?well, it was for me... I never managed to convince myself that she actually wanted to end things even though she agreed to.we kept talking through some chat app. at first I would say "we need to be strong" or similar shit. then I visited her once after breaking up and I was pretty sure she wanted something, but I did nothing. (I re-read those logs a while ago and she told me she wanted me to feel comfortable). then from time to time I would tell her stuff about the relationship, that I wanted to talk, that I wanted to be with her again and so on, and she would respond and let me talk to her. then, when I apparently became too annoying, she started telling me that she wanted nothing with me, that we were nothing, and that I shouldn't tell her personal stuff and whatever.we talked about doing stuff to improve myself and I was supposed to do it as soon as I could but I didn't do shit in these 6 months. I don't know why she still replied to me, why she treated me almost like a kid while denying that she actually wanted anything from me. I feel like she was secretly waiting for me to me to get my shit together, and I didn't.now she's not responding anymore. I guess it's really over this time.and in the meantime, I started appreciating her and wanting her back more and more. fml.
>>32305444actual sailor herethey ALL "attack" us. it's all temptation to lure us in and drown us.
>>32305433How much do you draw in general? asking as a digital artist
>>32305448Can I drown you?
Would you or have you ever dated a fellow atoga user?
>>32305162I'm NTA, but I'm willing to share (especially with bbc)
>>32305450No?
>>32305451M, probably not if I'm honest I prefer to separate this place from real life lol
>>32305451I would but I never have. There's at least one sizequeen here.
>Seattle woman used an ice axe to kill her father after he refused to turn off the lights in their house>Burke allegedly told detectives that she broke the windows out of her home in an “act of liberation” after killing her father
>>32305451Yes, I have. Open to doing it again, but I like femanons too much
>>32305414totally see a therapist about it, it can save you years of future disapointments
>>32305433>always been a loserI don't like him, but he dates beautiful, successful women, while I'm still a virgin.Casting stones in glass houses and what not.
>>32305459she's basically what the women here would be like if they had money and still had fathers!
>>32305459So this is what the 4B movement has to offer. LOL, these women can't even be celibate for more than 8 days without murdering their family.
>>32305444she protects semen
>>32305461I'm on that currently (though that's a self-diagnosis)>years of future disapointmentsanon... I'm old already.maybe I should eat a bullet or two instead
>>32305451I am right now.
>>32305469What's that like
>>32305449oh I draw any time I can, wether that be as doodles on paper or quick ideas on ms paint. if you’re asking about full digital pieces however … I have only completed like 2 or 3 this whole semester LOL
>>32305451I was contemplating it for a bit but she's dating someone else nowSo I guess my answer is yes
>>32305470like living in a psych ward
>>32305459Hot lesbian misandrists should be our society's ruling class
>>32305468meh, death is inevitable anyway.unless you're over 50 you are still on the hot dating scene (over 50 you will keep dating but the rules sorta adjust). so fix yourself in therapy and come back hot and dateable and feel young again
>>32305470We talk all the time, fall asleep on the phone together, play games together, watch shows together. It's nice knowing there's someone who cares for me. We like messing with atoga together too.
>>32305473How's the sex?
>>32304161I have to make it 50% of the way through nnn
>>32305475I guess I'm ok then, because I'm 40 and even teenagers smile at me
>>32305451M, no.Too schizoid to care, and I probably need someone more mentally stable than a 4chan user.>>32305459You know what they say about domestic violence and lesbians.>>32305474Mentally ill nu-male.Also she isn't even hot.
>>32305459What makes someone a "power lesbian?"Is that like a lesbian Chad?
>>32305465All these one woman that already doesn’t do anything sexual with men. It’s fun seeing how desperate some you got after 4B
>>32305483it means she had a lot of money and in upper social circles.
>>32305441Stardew. She pops in occasionally
>>32305427Black desert?
>>32305491That's not even remotely close.already figured it out though
>>32305415>Women need menLike a fish needs a bicycle
Is it considered weak to seek out treatment for mental health as a man?
>>32305493Glad I could help
>>32305495it’s never weak to make the bravest move of reaching out for help
Girls, do you like boring people?
>>32305495Meh, who cares what women think. Live for yourself first (or just avoid telling them).
>>32305495NoTherapy is a tool, a way to strengthen yourself and learn new skills. It’s really no different from working out.
>>32305495Yes.Primarily because therapy is a retarded normalfag meme. You just need to meditate and wisdommaxx.
>>32305473You okay, (fem)anon?
>>32305495By other men it is
>>32305500Sure. They don’t bother you and just want to exist. Easy.
>>32305122Mfire, foresight, phantom
>>32305122Beast Mind Heaven
>>32305471oof, ummm id love to talk about art and stuffs but i dont wanna yap here and post any of my art here. should i drop one of my socials?
>>32305515sure, drop ur discord or twitter if you have an alt for either kek
MI'm worried I'm going to get PTSD from what happened to me today.
>>32305517vyttyr_
>>32305452>(especially with bbc)No, I don't like that.
What are the 5 animal shapes people can look like again?Frog, Cat, Fox...?
>>32305474Hard Agree
>>32305523>look like frogquick posting my abused frogfu!
>>32305495Don't waste your time. There's a reason the absolute worst types of people shill so hard for it.The field is not tailored to help men and there's a high chance they'll put you on drugs that are horrific for your body.
are women disgusted by a man who is not in the position to provide for them?
>>32305523Frog, cat, fox, bull, roach
>>32305533Cool.Which one are you all?State gender
>>32305487Misandrist ultra-feminist with lots of money still lives with her dad. Yep, makes perfect sense.
>>32305534MCat
>>32305534I was only joking, there are varying systems. The Korean one is cat, dog, horse, fox, dinosaur.
Why would i provide for a theoretical female if all they ever did is hate me and mock me for not being enough
>>32305552You shouldn't. They make more money anyway. And if they don't, they inherit houses or live with their parents until they're 35 years old without that affecting their dating life. (sometimes they chop up their fathers if Drump wins the elections and then forcefully inherit the million dollar house)
>>32305505False
Yeah i think you girls are kinda not worth it Im ugly as fuck so at best i could maybe land a girl i wouldnt even be attracted to, and she would be daydreaming about leaving me for someone betterAll this for what, to get kids that would hate being on this world that turns into shit with every passing moment?Idk i really do
I really hate women.
>>32305561Defeatist mindset. You'll never accomplish anything like this.I approach the world knowing for a fact that my ideal flat chested long haired cute tsundere anime wife exists somewhere out there and that I'll meet her one day. The power of my delusion gives me confidence.
Women are the biggest meme of the century
>>32305552if you're ugly you have just 2 options. betabux or single forever
>>32305568But women aren't funny though
>>32305567I wish you the best dude, but im realisticThe tsundere flatchested qt you speak of gets attention from hundreds of men, of which 99% are better looking than me
>>32305569There is a third way, but only a few have the strength (and waistline) to walk it.
How to solve the incel problem: clone womenDemand for women exceeds supply. Womens standards are the price. Flood the market and the price goes down. Basic economics.Gender, thoughts?
>>32305573I look like this and i have that hairline
>>32305572You can't let realistic thoughts like that intrude on you when you're delusionmaxxing. It's like flying in a dream - the moment you doubt you can do it you'll fall.
>>32305576That doesnt sound very ethical
>>32305576FSure, go ahed and see if you can make it a reality.
>>32305576It would be simpler to arrange for economic collapse. The moment women can no longer afford to get a balayage done and no man asks them out because they aren't willing to pay for the date, women will revert back to normal.
>>32305576Mmore women just will make more economic leeches working more productivitiless "make work" jobs. It'll ruin everything before it ever fixes the dating problem
>>32305582When shit really hits the fan govts will trigger world war 3 and after couple billion die everything will be right back in the world First step? We draft women.
>>32305576The real solution is for all men everywhere to stop having casual sex. This will never happen, but if it did, the problem would solve itself in a generation or less.
>>32305270You’ll never know.
>>32305588You cant make men stop wanting sex without cutting their balls off just not happeningCloning foids is easiest. Now guys can have 2 gfs if they want easily
hamburger cheeseburger big mac whopper
>>32305590foids still won't care to be with menin fact by making men a bigger minority they'll no longer have a foothold to have any presence at all, men might actually be dated *less*
>>32305329#Goofy
>>32305310>your girllol
>>32305602LOL maybe…
>>32305603My leg hurts
it's been almost a month since I blocked him and i kind of want to reach out. he was venting to me about his issues then the next day i vented to him about mine but he ignored my messages about it. he was active online, and watching my stories but I still feel bad he ignored me so a week later i blocked him. i was stressing through life badly with my issue.should i? or should wait after a session or few when I get set up with a therapist? is it because i'm nosy or is it because I care about if his issue got any better? his issue has been bothering him for awhile now. i wanna know how he is with that but don't wanna bring it up if we connect againhow would i even go about reaching out again? he's blocked me twice before due to his mental state(depression/suicidal, fear of letting someone in etc)
>>32305608Nah, cmon guy larp better
>>32305608Average relationship in 2024.
>>32305608Fuck your situationships with a rake. You get what you deserve. What was the question again?
>>32305576>Flood the market and the price goes downFlooding the market with distinguishable fakes will drive authentic prices up further.
You can't seriously bring up authenticity when talking about _the_ duplicitous gender.
>>32305617>_the_ duplicitous gender.>two boobscoincidence?
>>32305609no larp but larp is life>>32305610that sucks we're technically not together but I do care about him. but I am hurt he wasn't there for when I vented. big rejection wouldn't you say?>>32305612i feel like I will end up reaching out again. I'm just wondering if I should wait til after I get some therapy in. and also how to go about reaching out to him again without everything going awful?
>>32305617What is not authentic about girls?
>>32305627>big rejection wouldn't you say?Yeah, fuck his selfish ass.
>kale>spinach>chia seeds>hemp seed hearts>steel cut oats>blackberries>blueberries>banana>kefir>milkThis smoothie is a lot better than the one I used to make. Thanks for the help this morning anons
>>32305495guys who dismiss therapy and just say go to the gym are often pretty awful. theres nnothing wrong with guys getting help>>32305451f, id want atoga friends, 4chan guys are cool
>>32305637I am glad you like it. You‘re welcome. Good to see you looking after yourself well.
>>32305637>>kale>>spinach>>chia seeds>>hemp seed heartsBRRRAPPPP
>>32305637Im the anon that recommended the oats and chia seeds!Happy you enjoy it!
>>32305628What is authentic about them would be a better question.So far all women that I've met acted differently with different people or in different situations, made contradictory promises and hidden their true intentions. Praising someone to their face while criticizing them behind their back is so, so common.If a guy gets a compliment from a woman, he should know that she's very likely to chat with her peers afterwards and mock him behind his back.
>>32305640Part of the reason I think guys dismiss therapy is that a lot of therapists don't seem to know how to handle men. I went to therapy for self hatred and no self-esteem and got the most useless advice, which actually made things significantly worse.
>>32305647Its called having social awareness and the ability to read the room. Maybe try it some time you sperg.
>>32305629i can't keep up that energy, the "fuck him he's selfish" anger energy for myself. it comes and goes but then i just come up with other reasons like well we were both venting about life/people fucking it up and wheel back to it just being overwhelming overall. it sucks those were the past conversations. i'm too soft for life.
>>32305649I am socially aware enough to notice how women behave. If I wasn't able to read the room then I'd live in blissful ignorance.
>>32305653No that is just your autism pattern recognition but you are unable to use it to your or anyone elses advantage. It just makes you bitter and schizophrenic.
>>32305310In theory it's good and sweet but I have a weird complex about gifts it just makes me hate myself more
>>32305637>>kale>>spinach>>chia seeds>>hemp seed hearts>>steel cut oatswe didn't evolve to eat that. you have been brainwashed and now you'll be bloated
>>32305659nta but stomachlet detected adapt or become obsolete
>>32305655I find it pretty advantageous not to believe every lie and manipulation tactic that women come up with. Maybe if I was a woman than I'd do it, too, realizing how much more agreeable I inherently am and how immensely that helps me every day.
>>32305662So instead of getting mad, why not learn from the masters?
>>32305651Then talk to him already.
>>32305664Thing is, if I don't have that agreeableness that you have, and also boobs, then the tricks don't really work as they should. That's not to say that I'd fare better as a woman because it's not just the appearance and soft voice that I'd require, it's also the fucked up female brain that I wasn't born with.
>>32305660>m-m-muh stomach is just strong!!!let's entertain this idea though, you can evolve a bigger, stronger gut capable of digesting more plant fibers but it can come at the expense of developing a smaller brain.how do you like the sound of that grainbrain?
>>32305668Use your superior male brain to work around those things and find better and more fitting methods then. Shouldn‘t be too difficult if girls can do it, right?
>>32305669ew its a ketolard
>>32305660>>32305676spoken like a true domesticated goycattle
>>32305669Personally my whole being evolves simultaneously. Not my problem your bloodline is incapable of that and has to sacrifice one for the other. Have fun going extinct.
>>32305681looks inbred
>>32305676>thinking im a ketardahahahahah
>>32305685the future is now old man
>>32305682you wish, your ass is devolving into an extinct species of proto-hominid as we speak
>>32305687time will tell
>>32305688it's already showing it's effects, but your brainsize has decreased too rapidly for you to tell
>>32305689or maybe yours has and its deluding you into thinking it hasntyou would never know for sure
is she relationship material?https://x.com/LASHYBILLS/status/1856644235346190777
>>32305694she is gulag material what a dumb fucking entitled brat
Feeling particularly lonely today should I get drunk? I woke up 2 hours ago
>>32305694>xitterhow do you even view this without having an account
>>32305495I went to see a psychiatrist and he wrote me a scrip for pills that make me get erections less and cause me not to be able to coom when I tug Doctor Willy's hanging doorbell in the morning
>>32305710i can view without account
>>32305665i don't... know how to do that. i don't know how to go about it, what i should say to him. and I was also wondering if I should wait to get therapy sessions first before reaching out. real bothered he looked at my stories after my last message throughout the week and didn't reach out. but the therapy is not gonna be all about him, maybe a small section though. i also am having trouble navigating going from e-gf to friend mode since we did try dating at the wrong time etc. so i came here to ask since I feel like i might be emotionally blinded. it was very unlike him to go so long without talking to me though.
>>32305705Instead of practising drunkenness, you should practise sodomy. I will bugger your butt.
>>32305713Kind of like how I can view your mom's titty's from the window of the house across the street without paying a single red cent
You will moderate a Discord. And the people you moderate will depise you and resent you. They will mutiny against you. How does this make you feel?
>>32305716desu it sounds like he does not give a single shit and you are just lonely af and latch on to even the tiniest crumb of connection not sure if therapy will change that, lets hope it helps but it might take a long timewhy are you so desperate for him?
What do they mean when they say fear the Lord? It seems the Talmud knew exactly how it was meant, due to emanation of evil from and under the Throne of Glory, but why does the Christian faith never espouse on this?
>>32305722I already went through this years ago.
>>32305717Hmm. I'm more interested in getting drunk than sodomy
>>32305725it means that its in your own best interest to follow the light
>>32305725Because Christians are a dumb death cult of retards who refused to do their part for Rome, and look at the fucking shit show that gave us over the millennia. The Late Roman Empire version of Scientologists became one of the world's dominant religions and we're all still suffering for it.
>>32305732So what am I fearing, exactly? Even metaphorically, fearing God seems to be a facsimile of false respect, like a dog that will bite you the moment you turn your back.>>32305733>Roman fellatioYeah, it was the Christians, not the degenerate Emperors and nobles that felled Rome.
>>32305740>what am I fearing, exactlywasting the privilege to exist
Is anyone here old enough to remember the American Civil War in the 1860s? Were you a soldier on either side? Or if you were a woman and couldn't fight, were there ever any battles near your hometown?
>>32305742>the privilegeThat thing I didn't ask for, and I should be grateful for the God that wants to masturbate itself?
>>32305740>Being this fucked up about blowjobslol there's that Christian sexual repression kicking in, you don't know how to handle your feelings about sexual pleasure so you sublimate it as anger. Like I said, Christians are a cult. The self repression aspect is part of that.
>>32305747It was a metaphor for your blind veneration of Rome, you pseudo intellectual.
>>32305743yeah i was charles pyron in my last incarnation
>>32305748>t. draft dodging, tax evading Christcuck
>>32305752Ironic that you disparge Christendom, something you think I am personally attached to, because I disparaged your attachment to Rome. So do you hate faith, or just anything that dares to stand against Rome?
>>32305725
>>32305722WomenWould you date and eventually marry a cat guy?
>>32305769Whoops didn't realize I clicked that comment
>>32305769yes but I like all animals.
>>32305723i think he may have been like that with me initially, just lonely. me too i guess, i hope therapy helps. i've had it before as a kid which i don'treally rememberand more recent years but just got my medicaid renewed. >why are you so desperate for him?maybe i feel anxious about it because he ended up telling me all to his traumas from childhood to now, so I just keep hoping things get better for him whether that be a nice random thing that happened on a new day or something dealing with his progress with his problems. we also have quite a bit in common. he has tried to/been there for me in the past. just my issue most recently was super stressful. it feels weird after having contact everyday for half a year to no response for a week and then I just rushed to blocking so it is embarrassing. I mean I guess he felt embarassed for blocking me too due to his brain issues since he kept apologizing. but I'm just sitting in my hurt right now
>>32305681>Qui-Gon-Chin
state genderDo you lick the hail?
>>32305640>4chan guys are coolTurn back while you still can
>>32305310>>32305603A girl is never yours; it's only your turn
>>32305780A semi colon isn't proper here.
>>32305781Why not?>t. Esl
>>32305783Semi-colons aren't used for lists, they are used to truncate two thoughts that are tangentially related. Commas are for lists that relate to your thought. For example: A girl is never yours is the original thought, and you're building off it with "it's only your turn". It would be "A girl is never yours, it's only your turn." A semi-colon's use here would be "A girl is never yours; I have seen many women be unfaithful." It functions, effectively, as a less permanent period.
>>32305785Thanks, anon.
>>32305787No problem. English is a retarded language.
>>32305785nta but if anon ever sees anyone with a semi-colon tattoo, it is popularly seen as a testament to those surviving through attempts at suicide which fits nicely for what it's meant to be.
>>32305790Interesting, I didn't know that. I like the symbolism.
I SAID DO YOU LICK THE HAIL
>>32305790>NTAI've seen those on pornstars...
>>32305795yeah no shit
>>32305648i agree that theres not enough male therapists and its a shame because the right psych treatments can be life changing>>32305778nearly everyone ive met through 4chan has been alright
>>32305798I hope you don't end up like neuro
>>32305799i dont know who that is
The road is straight, everlong, into darkness.
>>32305793I wish I could lick Lzzy Hale
>>32305800Really? Are you new?
>>32305803i started posting on atoga this year
>>32305802who?
>>32305798That's what I've heard from women that sought therapy, that it made a huge difference for them. I wish I'd had that kind of experience but all I'm left with is shitposting on here trying to figure out how to be better
>>32305823It won't get better, you are paying for the sins of others.
do I miss him or am I just lonely
>>32305834both duh
>>32305827But why? I just want to be happy and make others happy
>>32305841Because we live in a hellscape where our God has abandoned us to die and every joy is met with even greater sorrow. Suicide is not an option, it is the answer.
>>32305838A tranny made this
>>32305823>it made a huge difference for themNTA but that is simply because women are easily impressionable.
>>32305846and thats a good thing
>>32305848>digit ratio
>>32305845What if I create a new God?>>32305847Well, they also had therapists that listened to them and responded instead of canned "advice". They even got healthy coping mechanisms that they used after they stopped going!
>>32305534M, crazy frog>>32305705I mean if you have the day off>>32305777I lick ur mum
>>32305849*grabs your face with my root hand*
>>32305851I see, you're just pretending to be traumatized.
>>32305860Why, because the canned advice I got just pissed me off?
>>32305862No because you're being snarky about creating a new God.
>>32305863I just don't believe in the traditional God, I'm closer to pagan in my beliefs. But I also got the ffxiv brainrot where you can create a God by believing enough
>>32305865Neat, I will reserve my judgment.
WomenIs it common to despise another girl behind her back that’s supposedly your friend, but act really nice and friendly towards her when she’s present, hugging, going “herereeey how are youuu giirl?” and shit like that
>>32305867i dont have the capacity to act like this
>>32305862what was your canned advice and why did it piss you off>>32305838>miss him because i'm lonely>lonely because i miss himwhen will it end i'm interested in paranormal/esoteric but i'm not all of that. never really listened to red scare much but dasha is retardedly gorgeous *tips beanie*
>>32305867yeah
>>32305746You have to understand that the relationship a person has with God isn’t one where you can petition His grace with petty material goods or gestures of good will. He tips the scales of causality as He sees fit for reasons that are too incalculably complex for anything that exists within the limits of our consciousness. Prayer is the only method we have of convincing ourselves that have become aligned with God’s own wishes. When our prayers are answered, it isn’t because God has listened to you— it’s because you have managed to listen to HIM, unconsciously or otherwise. You have become personally aware of just how closely aligned you are with His will, and, for better or worse, that is where you shall remain.Everyone is aligned with God’s plan regardless of whether they choose to believe that or not. It is only through prayer at the right place and at the right time that you are given an opportunity to become aware of it.
GirlsGirl at work said I’m weird because I said I liked the Studio Ghibli films. When she said that, I said she had absolutely no taste and that she’s a loser. She got madWho was right
>>32305867I’m a male and I do this often with a female friend of mine. She and I are on bad terms, but we still try not to show it in public.
>>32305867ew i had an ex friend do this to me at the store not too long ago. people like this are exhausting. >supposedly your friendalright spill the tea girlypop
>>32305875whats your fav ghibli film? mine is princess mononoke
>>32305868I’ve seen this with my own eyesA group of girls going for dinner at a restaurantOne is dating another one’s ex, another one got with the guy two other wanted, another is really close friends with her friend’s ex that is dating the other woman at the tableAnother good friend of the one that’s dating the other’s ex has hit on one of her love’s interest in the past while they were constantly arguing to the point when common friends stepped in to tell her to stopThree lived in the same apartment and two of them secretly despised the third for starting gossips about one of themThis third that’s despised was bff with one of her flat mate’s boyfriend (bf that was and still is in love with her)Two of them just start gossips out of thin air about anyoneOne of them secretly hates one of the girls from the 3 woman apartment for being bffs with one of her exesBut they all seemed very happy at the table, smiling and having a good timeI’m talking about 8 women, and I barely scratched the surface of the shit between them
>>32305875>anon can’t handle the bants >immediately stampedes towards insulting her viciously If this isn’t bait, then you seriously need to work on your people skills.
>>32305880these people just seem like drama. who wants relationships like this? i like people that are more straightforward
>>32305878I’m a man, I just happen to be in a close community and know a lot of shitSee >>32305880
>>32305879Mononoke is pretty great. But I like Kiki’s the best. I think the music took it to the lead
>>32305869>what was your canned adviceGet a job and get a gf>why did it piss you offI was a full time student so a job to give me "purpose" felt unnecessary, and I wanted help with self hatred so I could pursue romance again, as my self hatred partly stemmed from constant rejection. So it just felt like she didn't listen. Then after many sessions where I get no results from job hunting or the dating apps she told me to join, she just said "keep trying" and did not respond when I asked for healthier ways to cope other than the heavy drinking I was doing at the time>when will it end When there's another >him
>>32305880Sounds pretty entertaining. Getting to hang out with a large group of spiteful, vindictive women in real life sounds like it’d be a lot of fun to spectate.
>>32305887It’s a nightmare blunt rotation, I’m telling youWhen you know how slippery, snakey, shady some of them are it’s insaneEspecially when you know their exes and the stories from both sides kek
>>32305880So basically like every social circle ever?
>>32305885Kiki’s has a special place in my heart. That scene where she delivers that dish to that ungrateful brat resonated hard with me for some reason.
>>32305892I don’t know l honestlyThat’s why I asked if it’s common for women to be all friendly when there’s shit between many of them
>>32305894Yeah yeah, le ebil wimins, I get it. Men are the same.
>>32305891That fact that they’re all in bed with each other is extremely bizarre, but I guess their ties must be pretty strong if they can still stand one another in spite of it.
>>32305885>like Kiki’s the bestBased, probably my fave too>>32304948New Autechre album sounding sick bruv
>>32305897>men are the sameI didn’t say they are aren’tThey very much are, and I know shit between men I know tooBut they don’t really hang out with each other, and it’s pretty obvious that they know they hate each other, it’s nothing more than shaking hands and ignoring eachother if they have to be in the same place>>32305898It’s weird for meAnd I said 8 women, but thinking more about it, I didn’t actually say anything about one of them since she’s more of an outsiderso, 7 women and all this dramaAt another birthday event I realized that all men but one wanted to be with this woman (one of the 3 flat mates), including me kekAnd she was with one of my friends at that timeAnd my friend whi was with one of the women I mentioned in the previous post at that time didn’t want to go because his gf’s ex was there and he coped that it’s because he had nothing to do with the birthday girlHe actually went out with her some years ago kekShit’s fucked
>>32305893>>32305901I wish I had a gf who would want to go to a Joe Hisaishi concert with mehttps://youtu.be/KDAd3-LBrnE?si=J_BSY4O55sQ572sq
>>32305880Seems just a bit unhealthy to me. My friend group has some drama, too. We aren't super long friends, though, so the shit isn't that complex. But caring about each other despite the little things complicating everything is what makes for decent friends, right?
>>32305879>>32305901>>32305893>>32305885My favorite will always be Nausicaä
>>32305907Ahh this woman that I wnated to be withI stopped dating her because one time when we decided to go out and eat, with one hour before meeting, she said she’s going out with her guy bff to eat instead and asked me if I wanted anything kekHer bff is the ex of the woman my friend was dating and kept comparing himself with kekI stopped things with her then anither close friend of mine started dating her, but at least he was good with it and at least wanted to make sure that I’m ok with itHer current bf is her guy bff’s brother kekMy other friend started dating anither woman I was interested in for a while, but he really was a snake about it so I cut him off kek
>>32305913>But caring about each other despite the little things complicating everything is what makes for decent friends, right?If it’s actual care, yeah, I can get behind thatIf it’s more like people doing shit to eachother they know will hurt them then justify everything and gaslight eachither, then fuck that kekAnyway, I started gossiping about this shit, the original question is way above kek
GenderPlease post your opinions on: anon :3, MKG, JH, Wheels, Gary, Blue Eyes, Exhibanon, and ENTJ
Just realized that the massive uptick in indian hate lines up completely with them getting more internet access.
>>32305883Honestly, sameI prefer loyalty, honesty, respect for boundaries and taking into consideration the other person
>>32305919MDeath to all tripfags
>>32305920They send my sister DMs all the time being super creepy
>>32305916True. I can't fathom having the extra time and energy to waste on people I'm not actually interested in talking with, though. So maybe I'm giving them too much credit.Alao fuck the original question, I'm too lazy to read all that context while I get ready.>>32305919F. Don't start that shit so early in the morning.
>>32305919M.Nice enough girl, immature, very caring.Pseudo intellectual copey coward.Self loathing attention whore, dishonest about it.I don't care.Autistic chud that thinks he's way smarter than he is.I don't care.Fake nice guy who grooms girls.Massive indian larper who is annoying as fuck.
>>32305907>all men but one wanted to be with this woman (one of the 3 flat mates), including me kekSis was competing with dudes in the bachelorette>>32305908This goes hard>>32305914One of the best>>32305915What in the Jeremy Kyle show, 35p energy drink, fridge in the front garden is this domestic goss
>>32305923I'd send your sisters DMs too.
>>32305919I avoid namefag posts, don’t even read themI only know JH is a horny for anal 30yo+ woman
Are there women who want to remove mens right to vote?
>>32305928It's sad that, of everything that's ever been said, THAT'S what gets through the noise and is remembered.
>>32305929Bro has never been to crystal cafe
>>32305927Well she’s trans so…
>>32305929Yes, loser femcels exist out there
>>32305932Is she cute
I want to get a concrete answer on women and their approach to sex. I know men and women are similar here and women get urges to fuck as well, but in your experience (women's) how does it differ from men? And yeah, I realize that there's many different women out there, same as with men, I'm just trying to get a general sense for it.
>>32305934She’s 240ish lbs but she wears it well
>>32305931>>32305933But they are just memeing aren't they?
>>32305925>dishonest about itLmao.
>>32305936give her a kiss for me
>>32305919Who cares dont know to most of them except exhib who is chronically online and JH who replies immediately to every single post about her no matter the time of day and holds zero interest for me because our preferences are complete opposites.
>>32305938I was trying to give you a bit of grace, sue me.
>>32305926>this goes hardlookhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daBFRvMO-dM
>>32305939I would but she’s already doing the tongue tango with ENTJ
>>32305937>they are just memeing aren't theySome of them are, some femcels legit think we should be stripped of all human rights or just murdered (kind of hot desu)>>32305940>JH who replies immediately to every single post about her no matter the time of dayI do wonder how much JH posts at work or out with friends kek
>>32305945quit lying, you owe her a kiss on my behalf.
>>32305940I don't reply when I'm at work or sleeping, give me some credit.>>32305941Everyone here is an attention whore who thinks their opinions are worth (You)s. That's why this thread is revisited after getting advice.
>>32305947Send me your address and I’ll send her over
>>32305924Same>too lazy to readNo need to read it now, I can’t delete anything anymore kek>>32305926What in the Jeremy Kyle show, 35p energy drink, fridge in the front garden is this domestic gossI don’t understand any of these references kekI’m not american>Sis was competing with dudes in the bacheloretteNow that I remember, the other guy that wasn’t interestedShe went to his apartment this one time late at night, think it was 2-3AMHis flat mate told me, my close friend that later started dating her kekSo yeah, shit’s messed up, and it’s only one woman from that tableI got stories about many men and women kekReal life I guess
>>32305949Nah, the kiss if your responsibility now, you Owe me this.
>>32305946I post at work when I have time to kill, but I don't post while out with friends. Unless it's very specific circumstances.
>>32305948I'd speak for yourself.
>>32305948No there is value in people that mildly have their shit together helping out people struggling. Advice usually filters down from the regulars who skew older.
>>32305930It’s because of the contemplated smell
>>32305919Male>anon :3Best girl, super sweet, seems like she really wants to make people feel better. Might have a small crush on her. Hope her bf starts being better to her cuz she deserves it>MKGHaven't seen them much but they seem nice in their posts>JHI think I've had decent discussions with her. She seems very blunt which comes off as antagonistic but I don't think she's trying to be all the time. I have no idea how people always recognize her>WheelsNo idea who this is>GaryI've seen this name before>Blue EyesI've seen this name slightly more than Gary>ExhibanonI've seen people talk about this name>ENTJNo idea who this is
>>32305880I hate the meaning women have given to "social" circles. And I hate the way women socialize. Because of stuff like this.
>>32305948I find both hard to believe, if I am awake with insomnia and post you are there, when i run on break at work there you are, only one hr time diff.
>>32305954>>32305955You can say there are varying degrees of attention whoring, but if anyone wanted solely to help people, there are less sociable ways to do so than post ITT regularly.
>>32305950>don’t understand any of these referencesWtf I assumed you were British for saying "flatmate", apologies if you're Eurotrash>>32305958Most women aren't like this, anon just seeks to hang out with people who have the combined IQ of an alpaca>>32305953Are you still working with the young dork
Men (I'm one myself but I'm curious)1. Would you LTD a virgin prostitute who never had sex with a client, only gave them HJ massages?2. What if she offered everything but penetration and oral?
>>32305959I don't use a trip. You guys mistake randos for me all the time, and that's only when you guys try guessing. Who knows how often you're mistaking others for me just because they share a singular opinion of mine.
>>32305963And this is why I called you dishonest.
>>32305965YesYesI can't control my heart, man
>>32305965>I'm one myselfI thought you were saying for a minute you were a prozzieWhat does LTD mean? Would I date a prozzie? Sure I don't really give a shit if she's a nice lass
>>32305964I work at a college, it's full of young dorks.
>>32305964>Most women aren't like this, anon just seeks to hang out with people who have the combined IQ of an alpacaI'm in a place where young women commonly live with each other in shared apartments during college. Very few afford living on their own so they end up roommates and friends and form love triangles.
Male here, trying to understand what happened on my last date>cute girl matches with me on app and asks me out spontaneously>she's real, and cute just like in her pics, and she's cool too>instant chemistry, we're kissing before we've even finished our first drink>she invites me back to her place, and before long we're in her bed, both half naked>then things take a turn - she starts saying how she didn't expect to like me so much, and because of this she doesn't think she can go through with sex. After pausing on this for a moment, she asks me to leave>as i'm heading home she calls me to apologise. She seems open to seeing me again, but she's been unresponsive for a few days nowThis situation is breaking my brain, I didn't know it was possible to be kicked out of bed for being too likeable. Is this a thing? Why did she bother calling to apologise if she was planning to subsequently go silent?
>>32305971Based but wasn't there a particular one you thought was kinda cute>>32305973>love trianglesI never did this gay shit desu I just hung out with milfs upstairs who cooked for me
>>32305964>Wtf I assumed you were British for saying "flatmate", apologies if you're EurotrashI can kinda understand what you mean, that’s it’s just chaos and very dramaticBut I don’t get to pinpoint which is which>Most women aren't like this, anon just seeks to hang out with people who have the combined IQ of an alpacaNot going to lie, I don’t gang out with anyone from that group anymore, aside from one close friend from time to time, maybe once every two weeksBut shit, I remembered this situation and was wondering
>>32305968What am I dishonest about? I'm an attentionwhore, too. Who doesn't want (You)s saying that you're relatable and helpful?
>>32305979Yeah, but then why do you also have to say others are attention whores too? Why would that matter?
>>32305977I move on pretty quick after being rejected.
>>32305965Does she offer kissing? Lots and lots of kissing?What about:>footjobs>humping>gentle femdom with restraints, blindfolds and ASMR>fantasy character roleplay (centaur, mermaid, demon)>dressing up
>>32305963You realize like 3/4 of this threads requests for advice are directly related to social skill deficits right? Specifically across genders.
>>32305980Context.
>>32305984Alright then. I’m not interested in arguing with you.
>>32305980Because they know their wrong and cloaking themselves in wrongness is a soft way of conceding the loss.
>>32305970Long term dating>>32305982Anything vanilla. Kissing, tit sucking, fingering, footjobs, humping, etc. Not roleplay or bdsm or anything weird.
>>32305966I did my capstone on cognitive bias which is why I only count a sighting if admitted to, or if she also mentions 30+ marital aides or hating her father
Women: I like tall, energetic, confident and kind women. Where would I find them?
>>32305990im tall and kind, but idk about the other two
>>32305991Please tell me where to find women that fit all the criteria, thank you.
women, are you doing the 4B thing?
>>32305981Wait you asked him out?>move on quicklyWish was the same kek>>32305978>, I don’t gang out with anyone from that group anymoreGang shit...Well good on ya anon >>32305988>long term datingAs long as she was a nice loyal gal I wouldn't give af, though I would more worry about her safety than anything as a prozzie desu. I would be curious as to her motives for doing it kek>>32305990Are you tall, energetic, confident and kind yourself?>>32305991>tall and kindBabyy
>>32305919they all should go back to >>>/r/eddit
>>32305995>Are you tall, energetic, confident and kind yourself?Nah
>>32305919>anon :3She’s nice. I like her. Does a lot to calm down the gender warriors imo>MKGAlways been nice to me so I like him>JHProbably my favorite conversationalist of the group. I think she’s pretty smart.>WheelsI want to buy her off road tires>GaryHas a way of saying a lot by saying a little.>Blue EyesObviously the GOAT>ExhibanonSeems chill but we rarely engage in the same discussions.>ENTJShit poster
>>32305998BruhWhat do you being to the table then
>>32305991Nta where do I find you?
>>32305919JH is the only one of those thats I even remember interacting with or had good interactions withI have no idea who the other faggots are
>>32306001I am the table.
>>32305991Why are you so lethargic? Not getting enough sleep?
>>32305995>I would be curious as to her motivesIt's always money
>>32304247Do Turkish girls (who don't wear hijabs) go for guys outside of their culture and religion ?
>>32306013if she's ballin and not negatively impacted then idgaf, sounds like W
>>32306018Yeah because then it fits into your "all women are whores" mindset.
>>32306002somewhere on the internet..>>32306006its sort of my meds, but im tired without them too
>>32305999Figures that you would be a fan of the guy who cheats on his wife, and the guy who does drugs and beats his wife.
>>32306023Threadly reminder that Blue Eyes is a self-admitted rapist.
>>32306021Sorry about that. I hope you manage to become confident and energetic someday.
>>32306024You're making this up to stir up drama. He's not the type to admit things like that. He only makes posts that praise himself.
>>32306019>all women are whoresWhat the fuck? I don't think this lol. I dated a stripper who wasn't a whore at all
>>32305985I was going for clarifying more than argumentative, but I understand that it's a dumb discussion in general.>>32305989I feel like hating fathers is more common than you're assuming.>>32305995I ask a lot of people out. All the "no thanks"s blur together.>>32305999>I think she’s pretty smartI'm just articulate and mindful of myself, which makes me seem smarter than I am.
>>32306021>somewhere on the internet..Omg no way, that's right by where I am. Have you been to that one website down the street?
>>32306029Right, yes, like how you've only done cocaine a handful of times.
>>32306028He did, though. He admitted that when he was younger he got women either drunk or date-drugged them so he could fuck them, and bragged about how much pussy he would get.
>>32305919F>anon :3Cute but her relationship is sus af. >MKGPersonification of mental illness and others have to pay the price for it. >JHInsanely traumatized, should not be let near underage people. >WheelsNot enough lore knowledge to have much of an opinion. Seems nice enough. >GaryCheating piece of shit racist pedo. I feel sorry for his kid. >Blue EyesIrresponsible piece of shit superiority complex larper. I feel sorry for his kid.>ExhibanonGood boy larper that loves to crawl up JHs ass and lies about the size of his dick. >ENTJAbsolutely unhinged retard with anger issues and maybe one braincell left that he uses to keep his tulpa gf alive.
>>32306033>done cocaine a handful of timesThis is actually true though, any more is just exaggeration/being edgy on the internet
>>32306023>>32306024You’re up early slanderanon :3>>32306028I praise others as well.>>32306031Articulation and mindfulness are signs of intelligence. Moreso than a fancy degree at least (I know a lot of retards with a masters degree)
>>32306037I hope your retarded babymomma reads these threads so she knows you can't be trusted around her kid, rapist.
>>32306035>traumatizedNot in any way that impacts my ability to be productive and courteous in public, at least. Also your weird pedo fantasies about me aren't grounded in reality.
>>32306039Ok
>>32306037>slanderIf you don't believe me, you can ask MKG directly and he will admit to the cheating but try to find ways to justify it. Gary will also admit freely to the drugs, but his stance on abuse varies on where he is in his cycle.
>>32306034This is literally only true by Army standards where women’s right to consent is legally revoked after a sip of alcohol and the male is always considered the aggressor and that’s only so they can preserve a hyper prosecutorial standard. In literally no other facet of life is a couple on a date throwing back some booze and having a good time an assault.>DruggedAh yes smoking weed with girls. That’s how Diddy did it.
>ATOGA women are nice but mentally ill and traumatized>ATOGA men are pathetic at best and scum of the earth at worst.Truly, /atoga/ is a microcosm of reality.
>>32306047>ATOGA women are nicecompared to whom?
>>32306046Don't try to downplay it you worthless bitch-ass nigga, we both know what you did. Stop pretending it was JUST weed.Where has all your bravado gone? I thought you said you didn't regret doing it? Come on now.
>>32306047As usual, women good men bad. Simple as. Women can't do no wrong. Misandry doesn't exist.
>>32306038I hope you have a good day and lose your virginity :3>>32306043>Ask MKGHe was posting the last time you made this shit up. Pretty sure he’s just ignoring you like most people do.>Gary does drugsDon’t care>AbuseI’ll ask him next time I see him post but I’ve seen enough lies about the namefags that I just have to assume this is more seethe from some impotent incel
>>32306047Speak for yourself, weak man
>>32304247Who is your favourite female villain?
>>32306060MPandora from Saint Seiya Lost Canvas
>>32306047I've seen plenty of nice men here
>>32306060Darth Traya.
>>32306060Catnip from Hello Kitty FTT is my anime idol https://youtu.be/gZveFj6bqIs?si=A_P5-dsNnoNRwKgl
>>32306034>>32306046if she's not drunk enough to be unable to have a normal conversation she can consent
>>32306060Joana Tariani
>>32306060A recent favourite.
>>32306047Some anons posted their bodies, face and traits in atoga and are kind of better than many men irlif you ignore the fact that they post on 4chan
>>32306053Full list of drugs I’ve done with women>AlcoholNormal>WeedNormal>PsychedelicsAnd never hooked up with anyone I wasn’t already hooking up with>CocaineWhich was hers and the exact opposite of GHB>Where has all your bravado gone?Down your mother throat>I thought you said you don’t regret doing it?What having consensual sex? Nope. Doing drugs? Eh wasted a lot of money on weed I could have better spent elsewhere.Seriously this shit is getting weird dude. But hey at least you have a nickname now slanderanon :3
>>32306069>>32306062Do you really believe that is true?
>>32306060FMy momOr Azula
>>32306071Could be, could also be fishing for (you)sCan’t expect that everything posted on the internet is true
>>32306066Correct. Booze killed way more opportunities to get laid than it ever created for me. Turns out girls don’t want to make out after you barf. Who would have thought?
>>32306069>if you ignore the fact that they post on 4chanWHAT rude??>>32306075If you're barfing from boozing you're doing it wrong
>>32306066Words of a rapist kek
>>32306070The fact you feel the need to lie about it so much despite ADMITTING YOU DID IT is very telling.
>>32306079Yeah no shit.>>32306082They fact that you need to make shit up constantly is very telling. The funny thing is you only do it when it’s a male namefag after they get attention from your crush. Get the fuck over it dude.
>>32306087>get attention from your crush.NTA but wtf is this? Lol.
born to marry and cherish femanonmade to sprint after women after dark
>>32306071I didn't say anything that wasn't true. Some men here are nice, some men aren't. Some women are nice and some aren't. That's completely dependent on personality, not what's between their legs.
>>32306056Just want to be sure I'm understanding you correctly. Are you saying it's your belief that MKG didn't cheat on his wife, and it's slander to say that he did?
play stupid games, win stupid prizes
>>32306088All the men are jealous because all the girls ITT are crushing on Blue Eyes. He's just so charming and mysterious and exciting, a real man's man but also a man for the ladies too. Any girls who want a chance with him had better hurry up and share their contacts now!
>>32306094The basket of undateable women keeps growing at an unprecedented rate.
>>32306094Having an OF that you're marketing in your dating spaces is retarded, but not a good example of general dating nowadays.
>>32306095I don't crush on any guys ITT, I just get intermittently horny for their attention sometimes. I assume that's how guys view me ITT, too.
>>32306088You do it literally every time JH responds to one of us.>>32306092Show me where he said that. The fact that you’re making up shit about me makes me assume you’re making up shit about him and someone else called you a liar last time.>>32306095Yeah no. This is just a recurring pattern with this little bitch.
>>32306095I thought femanons saw him as a terminally online chud who brags about shit that never happened
>>32306101you don't understand male attraction
>>32306105That'd explain why I can't get a bf, I guess.
Bros I want a gf so bad I want to cuddle and kiss and go on dates
>>32306106I mean, you present yourself as a bombastic woman with lots of energy and a soft tender side that wants to be nurtured, and you’re attractive. Of course men will fill in the blanks and create a parasocial image out of you.
state genderwhat's the longest you've blocked someone or when someone has blocked you? specifically in the cases where you unblock or they unblock you, and how did it end up? feel bad for blocking a guy but i want to possibly get therapy first before reaching out or if i even should.
>>32306112MHad a big argument with a friend and blocked him for nearly a year
>>32306102Not everything is about you, and not every person who says things you don't like is the same person. https://archive.4plebs.org/adv/thread/32235158/#32235787
>>32306110I present myself as an embarrassing little masturbating gremlin who happens to also keep her shit together in real life enough to enable her continuing efforts to maintain that lifestyle. I think that either I suck at conveying my self critiques, or men are just blind to many negative things when their dicks are doing the thinking. That's why I always reply with "get better taste" when I see someone saying they like me.
>>32306112I've added someone a little over a year ago and she has unblocked me several times. But that's unhealthy, blocking several times regardless who did it
>>32306112MaleNever blocked or been blocked
>>32306117so you admit you're unattractive
>talking to a girl on tinder>offhandedly say I'm sweet in a message since I'm not thinking>she responds "any guy who says he's sweet actually isn't">friend says it's possible she got burned before by someone doing thatI just don't get why she got so offended by it. Like, I am sweet and chivalrous. But she just kinda got mad at it for no reason. Femanons, why did this happen?
>>32306112MI never blockI like to ignore and leave people on seen, im petty like that
>>32306121NAG but mate, have you never heard of 'show don't tell'? That applies to social interactions as well.
>>32306112L E T H I M G OHe never liked you the way you like him. He only used your attention for validation because the girl he actually likes doesn't like him back. He will never like you the way you like him. L E T H I M G O
>>32306120I think I'm attractive, and I put effort into my appearance. Idk how you want me to objectively judge my appearance, though. What's the metric?
>>32306121actions speak louder than words buckoshould've walked the walk instead of talked the talk
>>32306121Why are you assuming she's offended? Maybe you're not so sweet after all.
>>32306128My ass is at least as much a product of my effort as it is of my genetics.
>>32306112I blocked an ex and she tried messaging me a year after does that count. There is 0 reason to unblock
>>32306117You know that's your self loathing talking, right?
How do I stop chewing on my moustache hairs?
>>32306123>have you never heard of 'show don't tell'? That applies to social interactions as well.I usually do. I was just so tired and offhandedly said it and wasn't thinking.>>32306126Yeah. I'll just use it as a learning experience to really not say that next time.>>32306130I'm assuming she's offended because her messages after that are mean spirited.
>>32306128New word!
>>32306117We're not compatible romantically, but I think you'd be a good friend. Is that better?
>>32306112MGaming buddy kept threatening suicide over every random minor thing that happened in his life, my compassion ran out after awhile because he never took any steps to improve his irl situation or mental health and every time he had one of his depression rants it would mean no gaming for the night while we'd all end up in a lobby trying to make him feel better. I blocked him several years ago and he's blocked to this day.
>>32306112M.I blocked some friends for a year straight, my ex isn't blocked but she may as well be at this point with how much I resent her.
>>32306117Nta but a lot of us probably like the kind of woman that self describes as a gremlin or a goblin
>>32306121>>32306123This. It is the equivalent of a girl telling you pointedly that she's "a good, classy girl". Would you think she probably is or would it just come across to you like she's used to people thinking she is trashy and this is why she tries to control the narrative upfront? That said, her response was pretty fiesty for such a small comment and it is probably indicative of some level of trust issues/unprocessed hurt on her side.
you've heard that milk is nazi food. now eggs are also nazi food
>>32306151Is that why people judge me for drinking milk?
>>32306140>>32306140As a tic? Replace it with something else, don't just tell yourself stop but make yourself e.g. play with your keys or chew gum instead. It is probably a thinking ritual. If you can't help but chew on them you need to trim them more.
>>32306151Pls tell me those likes are botted
>>32306149>Would you think she probably isThis is a good point. I dunno why I said it. I usually never do. Just a temporary brain fart.>her response was pretty fiesty for such a small commentYeah, that's why it stuck out to me. Like, I'm sorry you got hurt previously from some guy who said that. But I'm really not like that.
>>32306154It's a bit of both. It's not that my moustache grows into my mouth but atm it's pretty long and the edges grow over my lips, so I nibble them sometimes. Thank you.
>>32306152yes
>>32306097As bad as the male loneliness crisis has been, it's nothing at all compared to the coming female loneliness crisis
>>32306160lollmao even
>>32306159Thank god I figured they just thought I was a loser
>>32306160Maybe, women's economic and social conditions usually lag like 5-10 years behind men's, but I also feel like men are probably not going to go around busting up female social spaces in the same way women did.
>>32306060F, disclaimer that I don't watch a lot of stuff that has classic villains in the first place.Still I really loved Jodie Comer's Villanelle. A pure psychopath who is a joy to be around in ways and makes you feel like a stick in the mud for even registering she is a violent narcissist in the first place.I was also really intrigued by crazy Bertha from Jane Eyre, the movie version from 1996 was one of my favorites as a child. I was still so young that the only depictions of bad guys I'd seen were either gritty, serious people or cartoon versions that gleefully want to take over the world. That was my first movie with a real mad person laughing like a maniac (and setting everything on fire) and it spooked me so much, I loved it.
>>32306161screenshooted for future usebe seeing you ;)
>>32304247Here are some ai generated inspirational quotes:1/9
>>32306162but they do
>>323061672/9
>>32306168Yeah but that's for my actual personality not the milkPhew
>>32306172the milk is an expression of your personality
>>323061703/9
>>32306173More like my personality is an expression of the milk amirite
>>323061744/9
>>32306157No worries, it happens. I also feel that with the online dating boom, a lot more guys went for literally spelling out they are serious, they are nice guys, they aren't players or "not like the other men" and so on. Whereas traditionally there were more ways to just show that in your tone of voice and how you approach someone and all that. So a lot of women have met men who are very vocal about how nice, respectful, reliable or whatever else they are and most of the time it is just a way to make her see them in a positive light or to try to seduce her, to brand himself as attractive. Doesn't mean it's bullshit, but still. This is also why the whole (completely innocuous) phrase "nice guy" became synonymous with passive aggressive, because the rampant>why won't you go out with me, I'm such a nice guystuff. It just is common. And for your last line, I definitely don't blame her for inwardly rolling her eyes over it, but to not just have the thought but also instantly voice it to you, yeah feels like her disappointment is fresh. She shouldn't be talking to someone to get to know them unless she is willing and able to actually give the benefit of the doubt. You can read all sorts of things into any line but facts are people do not typically express themselves with the same care as people then go on to overanalyze their words...
>>323061785/9
>>323061816/9
>>323061847/9
>>32305919>anon :3Annoying little girl>MKGCrotchety yet sometimes wise old man>JHHorny queen who does herself no favours>WheelsTrue anon, barely a namedfriend>GaryVocal minority dunning kruger >Blue EyesObviously loves attention but also has good info to share >ExhibanonA living reminder of why weakness is sin>ENTJA living reminder of why weakness is sin
>>32306167>>32306170>>32306174>>32306178Omg this reminds me of a very old thread that was one of my favorites, it was peak tumblr inspirational posters era and someone posted a whole bunch like pic related with stuff crossed out or written in. Like this one had "I'm trying to be a better person" and then "but I'm just a bridge".,
>>323061868/9
>>32305922>>32306035>>32306187Based takes.
>>323061909/9
>>32306174>>32306181>>32306184>>32306190Based.
>>32306176no, not really
>>32306151>>32306152Just eat your eggs and drink your milk without turning it into a performance. >Look at me, I'm eating eggs, how does that make you feel?>Look at me, I'm drinking milk, how does that make you feel?>Look at meeeeeee!
FemanonsI went out with a group of coworkers for lunch and it was raining outside. Since I was the only one with an umbrella I shared mine with a girl from my group and she grabbed my arm while we were walking.How can I tell if she was simply friendly or she was giving me a hint?You all are so damn cryptic.I think it was a cute moment by the way, definetly going in the core memories section.
>>32306138I am not self loathing. I praise myself all the time. I just acknowledge that there are good things about me and bad things about me, as is the case for everyone.>>32306143That's fair.>>32306147I don't get it.
>>32306200You are definitely self loathing inside, it's plain as day to me. Obviously this isn't something you'd discuss with a person online when you aren't anonymous and I am, but I honestly hope you seek therapy for that.
State genderIf you had an evil twin and you SO fucked them by mistake, would you consider that cheating?
>>32306047I'm a good guy but traumatized
>>32306199Sorry anon but assuming you know each other a bit as coworkers and are normally friendly, there is no way to know. Yes taking the opportunity to link arms is a totally realistic thing to do if there is attraction/a crush. But it is also something people just do sometimes to make sure their pacing is similar enough that they both easily remain under the umbrella cover. So it is like her smiling wildly at you or giving a hug when she easily could've gotten away with no hug. It's a good sign, just not something you can actually draw conclusions from.
>>32306206fno
>>32306206We can fuck her both at the same time.
>>32306202I really don't understand. Where's the line between healthily self-reflective and unhealthily self-loathing? I'm willing to discuss this.
>>32306206F, depends I guess, if the twin was actually not distinguishable from me in any way (including sexual moves/preferences and all that), to the point where my partner was convinced he was with me, then no. It is kind of like the "if every part of a ship is replaced underway, is the ship that returns still technically the same as the one that left the harbor". Of course sleeping with someone else is infidelity. But if my bf does not experience anything new, does not get to consciously experience someone "else", then the fact it was infidelity is more a technicality that makes no difference in practice.Of course I would be angry with my evil twin but I'm guessing I would hardly be surprised by that.
>>32306206F, of course not. In that scenario, my SO was actively manipulated by someone identifiably evil.
>>32306214The way you frame things. A lot of the way you frame yourself is overly positive or in a way that's like "haha yeah I'm shit so what lol", which is self loathing, thinking you are shit to begin with.
>>32306197I only made the milk a performance after people commented on it being weird. It became kind of a bit but only around that group
I hate women.
>>32306219If you keep it to real life then you're not the same as someone who begs people to look at them performatively drinking milk online.
>>32306218I don't think I'm shit overall. I could go to character limit talking myself up. I frame things as to be as honest as possible, and it just so happens that we tend to discuss negative things more often than positive things ITT.But I'm willing to accept that criticism. How do I improve, in your opinion?
>>32306200>I don't get it.For me I fell for one girl like that and realized that's my type. I don't know exactly what it is but I always get along really well with them and have lots of fun hanging out with them
>>32306225I didn't know that was even a thing until now honestlyThis website is the closest I have to social media
>>32306227Are you sure you don't just really like weird, crazy sex?
someone make a new thread already
>>32306197>he actually gets annoyed by people eating eggs and drinking milk
>>32306226Honestly? I think you should reconsider going to therapy. I think you have a lot of issues with feeling unfulfilled in your personal life, and a lot of issues around intimacy. You are also a bit too open to suggestion, you need to learn boundary setting skills. All things you learn in therapy. There's wrong with wanting attention, inherently, but the type you seek is unhealthy for you, and can be gained in a much healthier way from gains in your personal life. I'm the one that called you a dishonest attention whore. There's nothing wrong with being an attention whore. It's the dishonesty that alarms me. You seem like a sweet girl from how long I've seen you post, so I genuinely hope you find happiness and solace, and can begin to work on your issues. Of course, take my advice as you said, my opinion.
>>32306230I'm a virgin so I suppose I'm not sure? But that's not the motivation if that's what you meant
>>32306214NTA but it usually helps to picture your best friend in your stead, imagine they are thinking a certain thought. With some more emotional difference it is usually easy to tell. The difference is whether or not it's constructive. Say you did something bad, it was cowardly, you betrayed someone for your own sake. That's not good. Healthy self reflection would be realizing what you did, the hurt that caused, how much it does not align with who you want to be and your values. So you realize you regret it and want to do and be better and make amends. You think about how you can apologize. You think of how you can prevent this happening again. You will now forever know you are a person who can act like this and will act accordingly in the future.Self-loathing is just beating yourself up over it. "You're worthless. You never deserved this friend. Better leave them alone forever."Ironically, being cruel to yourself in this way only benefits you personally, because it alleviates your guilt and temporarily makes you feel like a better person for not "accepting" your wrongdoing. For the outside world, however, there will be nothing in it. The more you beat yourself up in your head, the more likely you are to not even dare to make eye contact when you do run into the person you wronged. The more you undermine yourself with hateful thoughts about yourself, the harder it is to grow and be better. So even if it is "justified" (which you can argue about forever) it is simply not productive, it is a form of self-destructive behavior.
I don't hate women but I wish I could understand them better
>>32306215She's very different from you and is more assertive, so your partner enjoys the sex more than he does with you.On the other hand, he had no idea about the existence of an evil twin, so he just thought you were having a weird day.
>>32306226>>32306234>There's wrong with wanting attention*nothing wrong, sorry.
>>32306237>I don't hate women but I wish I could understand them betterAnd then he did understand them better, and then he did hate women
one man come in the name of loveone man come all over
>>32306238>On the other hand, he had no idea about the existence of an evil twin, so he just thought you were having a weird day.Yeah no cheating. I wouldn't blame anyone for thinking of a 100 explanations before "mmm this person who in every single way looks like the partner I know inside and out might not be her after all". That said if I was aware he preferred sex with her, it would obviously not be good for my confidence or our own sex life, even though I would not blame him for sleeping with her at the time.
>>32306234I can understand most of that, and I do agree that therapy could be helpful. It's a matter of comparing the productivity of therapy to time, effort, and cost, though. It's something I'll have to consider once I get decent health insurance again, assuming that's covered. I wouldn't know where to begin or what to look for in a therapist, though.>a lot of issues around intimacyThis is one thing I don't get. I have always felt like I'm very communicative and honest with partners.
Gentle reminder that women are property.
>>32306179>but to not just have the thought but also instantly voice it to you, yeah feels like her disappointment is freshYeah. Like just ghost me and don't respond.
>>32306245>I wouldn't know where to begin or what to look for in a therapist, though.Very simple, if you feel the right vibes with the therapist. You have to feel like you can trust and vibe with your therapist for any work to get done, because sometimes their words will have to supersede your own, because they are the professional. It's like working on a car, you have to trust the mechanic, and if you don't, it won't work.>I have always felt like I'm very communicative and honest with partners.There is more to intimacy than communication and honesty, and quite frankly, I think that you have repressed feelings around your SA that have very much taken root inside you, to the point where you don't even see them as issues, they are just a part of you. So, you will feel honest, because you are being honest, but it's through the lenses of trauma, you know what I mean?
>>32306236How does one handle the negative things that can't be changed, though? Is acknowledging them bad since there's no constructive way to consider them?And how about discussing the past in general? Nothing can change what has happened, and even when I've used those moments to learn, it doesn't change the need to acknowledge the wrongdoing. Especially in the context of somewhere like ITT where the person I'm discussing it with will be hearing about it for the first time. Contextualizing it with "I was shit and it was shitty of me to do x and y" has to come before the discussion of how it has shaped my decisions going forward. It's not my fault that those sorts of discussions rarely persist beyond the contextualization phase. I think that makes it seem like I'm harsher on myself than I actually am.
>>32306118it really is. this is my first time blocking him. other than that i've blocked a childhood friend for a year before but came back, and it has never been the same. she wasn't really good person to me though. weird childhood nostalgia that got destroyed.>>32306122why? he did that to me, idk your situation but pretty hurtful in mine.>>32306145this sounds like the guy I blocked :/ really upsetting the trauma inflicted on others because of this
soo.. how do love relationships work? do you make mistakes with one and apply what you learn from that to the next?asking because I miss my ex a lot, but we wouldn't talk our issues. she treated me well but I feel like she saw me as a kid. meanwhile, I felt like every time I tried talking something with her, she would cry, and I'd rather not have her cry over some dumb shit.
>>32306255>we wouldn't talk our issuesClear communication is the most important part in any relationship.Otherwise you might as well be strangers.
GUESS WHAT I GOT THE HOCKEY BF SCIENCE BITCH I MANIFESTED IT
>>32306256I tried. I really fucking tried. she never helped me discuss her mood changes, her issues and so on. how the fuck would I talk or plan anything serious if we couldn't talk about minor shit like that?
>>32306252I guess I understand what you mean. But it's so frustrating to be told I'm essentially emotionally compromised beyond self reflection. Like what can I even do, assuming that's true? And how has it manifested? Because I genuinely can't tell at all. All of my hangups feel logical and fair, all my preferences seem informed by identifiably sound experiences, etc.>inb4 "those are questions to ask your therapist in the future"I'm curious what you think as a nonprofessional.
>>32306259Kek, what a puck bunny
>>32306233Everything performative on social media is annoying. Don't pretend that you disagree.
>>32306208NiceI'm sure she's not even remotely interested in me sentimentally, but a man can dream.
>just woke up>JH introspection arc is underwayI’m glad. She really deserves to be happier and more fulfilled.
>>32306259WHOA WAIT WHAT story time
>>32306266No, invited to Christmas with the parents not a hookup
>>32306261>how the fuck would I talk or plan anything serious if we couldn't talk about minor shit like that?You don't.Avoidant people are not worth anybody's time.
I’m in love with a girl, ldr relationship, but I’m wary of it long term. Not sure if I want to throw my life here away to move across the country. Does that make me cruel?
>>32306253>Is acknowledging them bad since there's no constructive way to consider them?No. There not being a constructive way to consider them happens all the time, like when someone dies a very unexpected, pointless and undeserved death. The thing is we can choose to ignore these emotions and then we will numb ourselves emotionally in the process. Or we can try to give them space in our heart and lives, even if there is no answer, no solution. Emotions want to be acknowledged. They do not need to be "resolved", they are not logical problems. If something bad hapens to you and someone consoles you, you could well feel better even though literally nothing changed at all. It is the same for lovingly allowing grief, regret etc to exist in your life when they come. The more you can allow emotions to "just be" without trying to rush through them, ignore them, rise above them and so on, the more quickly and naturally they will wash over you and leave you again. They have a natural life cycle, like a crush: it burns and burns and burns and suddenly the obsession is over the hill. It consumes itself. The only emotions that do not consume itself and leave you, are those you suppress and manipulate and fuck with so the natural process is disrupted. >it doesn't change the need to acknowledge the wrongdoing.This is right, acknowledgement is always good. But real acknowledgement does not focus on you as a person or your morality. It focuses on some limited actions of yours. You can do hurtful or wrong things at times, we all do, without being a shite person. Acknowledging imperfections and not downplaying them, only makes you a better person to be around. Your last point is just very fair, I did not follow the whole convo but simply stating you did something shitty to me is not self-loathing unless you attach all sorts of implications to having done something shitty yourself.
girlsmy gf and i were having sex and I started to get really rough with her and she told me to stop. Later i asked her why she didnt want it and she told me "I used to enjoy that in the past, but it's not for me anymore. I don't want to go back down that road". I asked her to explain and she wouldn't. What the fuck does that mean? She won't clarify, so in my mind. It sounds like she's telling me that she used to love to get pounded by her past men, but won't with me. What does that "I don't want to go back down that road" even mean?
Let's say you're part of a secret government operation to infiltrate a terrorist organization. To do so, you have to put on Nicholas Cage's face and live like him for a few weeks. However, without you realizing it, Nicholas Cage has put on your face too and is living your life. He's staying with and fucking your partner, and even though it should be obvious that he's not you, your partner convinces themselve otherwise because the alternative is too absurd and Nicholas Cage is a romantic and a pretty good lay. Is that cheating?
>>32306271Go to hockey game. Ask guy out on date. Wow, much manifestation, such cosmic energy, very vibing astrological auras.
>>32306269>implying I haven't always been open to trying new points of view when they're presented amicably and thoughtfully
>>32306259Is that why Caufield is gonna win the Richard?
>>32306274It's not cruel - it's why a lot of people don't deal with ldrs, and why a lot of them end. Would she not move to you? Is moving the only thing making you wary of long term viability?
>>32306285No, she’s not interested in moving. Yeah, that’s my main issue.
>>32306271He approached me, introduced himself and we are into the same niche music, we are going on holiday next year and I’m invited for Christmas Thank you to this stupid ass threads I manifested that
>>32306277I would bet good money that she used to love rough sex until someone did something (actually hurt her badly, insult her so unexpectedly and viciously she cried, ignoring safe words, suddenly almost choking her dead, whatever) that made her unable to see it as exciting rather than unsafe, it now just brings up bad memories. In general you should ask if people enjoy rough sex before getting really rough with them during the act.
Has your (previous) boyfriend / girlfriend given you a kink or fetish
>>32306280He approached me so I’m sticking to the story
>>32306277fear of pain happening, serious injuries, the degradation puts a toil on healthy love for the relationship and herself. maybe she wants real love.
>>32306279>reading this when my bf is always trying to convince me that Nicholas Cage is my favorite actor and I'm just not ready to admit it out loudVery suspicious. Deeply so.
>>32306275>They do not need to be "resolved"Then what's the end goal, then? Because if my trauma and regrets are influencing my life negatively, and the emotions surrounding that can't be "resolved", all the while they haven't naturally run their course due to my poor processing of them despite all this time passing, what is there left to do? What context or point of view or method can I employ to move forward? Because clearly these things can and should eventually not be harming me, right? Or maybe my want of an end goal to pursue is inherently antithetical to what you're saying, in which case I'm fucked.
>>32306281Wanna know something really pathetic that’ll definitely be a mood booster? I genuinely really hope we can be friends someday.
>>32306286Sounds like an impasse then. It's fair, not selfish, but it sucks nonetheless.
>>32306289My exbf gave me a facesitting fetish.
>>32306297NTA and nowhere near as smartIt’s not about fixing the emotions, it’s about learning to process them healthily.
>>32306263It's not that you're compromised, it's that you are living from a place of trauma. That trauma is deeply woven into your being, so deep that it is you. But it can be brought out, and removed. The scars will remain, but it will bring you a lot of peace and solace. I'd say it manifests in your sexuality a lot. Like, your interest in doujins and smut around boy figures, and otherworldly creatures like centaurs, that stuff is indicative to me that you do not feel truly safe with an adult male, which makes sense considering your trauma, because your brain was essentially programmed with "if I'm vulnerable with an adult man, I will be hurt and used". It's part of why you show off your sexuality so much ITT, because it is safe, and that energy has to come out somehow. It's also why you feel an attraction to women, because they are not men. Your hangups are logical and fair, yes, but they are all coming from that lenses of trauma. They can both be logical and fair, and also trauma based. Thing is, I could maybe treat you, but this medium makes that impossible. There are way too many parasocial relationships here. I think that, one day, when you feel fulfilled in your personal life, you won't post as JH in atoga anymore. You won't feel that need to be seen in that valve of safety, because real life will have enough of that attention giving that also feels safe and good for you.
>>32306289No, but my current bf made me obsessed with him spitting in my mouth and now I don't feel loved without it
>>32306299Is it cruel to not break up?
>>32306288>t she used to love rough sex until someone did something (actually hurt her badly, insult her so unexpectedly and viciously she cried, ignoring safe words, suddenly almost choking her dead, whatever)that is disgusting. What you're telling me makes it seem like shes used goods. Wtf>>32306292we do have a healthy relationship
>>32306289f. ticklingpetplaysomnophiliabreeding/impregnating fantasy i notice feet more now but it isn't sexual reallyalso i had fresh zombie sex with an ex covered in black dirt in a dream so i'm tiptoeing around that with necro thoughts
>>32306140Shave bro
>>32306297>Or maybe my want of an end goal to pursue is inherently antithetical to what you're saying, in which case I'm fucked.Nah, it's not so bad. What I meant with emotions not being resolved is, you are not going to reason your way out of them, you are not going to find a mental angle where a certain memory doesn't hurt anymore, that is all wasted energy.You have to embrace the emotion like rain after dry season. Let yourself get soaked in it. Feel it. Don't try to make anything else of it. Just allow it to fill you when it naturally does.Of course, if you already spent a long time suppressing emotions, this is easier said than done and you will have to put in active effort to become more aware of your emotions in the first place. But even if you initially did not process emotions well at all, or even went full denial, it IS possible later down the line to welcome them back. It is, in fact, super common for people to e.g. spend a few years numb after a big loss, and then have the reality of it hit them and pass through them after all. The best thing you can do to facilitate this is start with baby steps and do not treat your emotions (including small, fleeting ones) as annoying pests that get in the way of what you want with your life. Emotions are all we have. If that's gone, your life is no fun anymore, whatever you accomplish. So you need to listen to them and not shut them out. Observe yourself, ask yourself which emotions you find easy to feel and which not (e.g. a lot of women do fine with sadness but not with anger). If you find yourself suddenly feeling "weird", trace back your mental steps and check if an emotion came up that you forcibly shut down. Things like that. Therapy obviously helps with tracking all these efforts.
>>32306308I don't want to.
>>32306304To both of you, yeah, a little. If you know something won't work long term, why not save yourselves the greater heartbreak? It's harder to break up the more you grow close. And you waste time to find a new partner.
>>32306289MSo many.>feet>femdom>raceplay>giantess stuffI blame her for all of them, I was sheltered before I met her.
I had a dream about sex and then my alarm went off
>>32306289Femdom
>>32306289M.Not really, I was a pretty solid sexual being before.
>>32306289I dated a girl who used to just randomly kick me or jump on me or laugh at me, at first it was annoying but I kind of enjoy it desu
>>32306298Depends what you want out of a friend, I guess. I feel like the sort if anonymous, honest, zero expectations penpal thing that 4chan enables is pretty much the pinnacle of online friendships.
>>323062793rd best movie after the rock and Con air>>32306294Watch how he acting mogs travolta as both roles
>>32306306Used goods is a pretty shitty thing to call your girlfriend who may have been hurt or treated poorly in a previous relationship
>>32306311Don't be a reddit neckbeard bro, pick up the shaver
>>32306329No bro I want a beard please.
Will my boyfriend like me more when I have good skin? It have moderate to severe acne.Going on accutane soon. Has anyone dated someone who got their skin cleared into the relationship? Did you start liking them even more?
>>32306300Like you sitting on him or him sitting on you..?
>>32306314What did she do for the last one exactly
>>32306289Nothing that stuck to the point where I would request it in a new relationship or look up porn of it. But it did open my mind. If you are already in love with a person and you already know that doing XYZ will excite them tremendously, at least for me it has always felt natural to be a little excited about their kink/fantasy already for that sake alone.
>>32306289FEx-gf got me into glasses girls. But everything else is set in stone.Based that so many of you guys got your femdom cherry popped (also did this to my bf).
I work with absolute subhumans who pee all over the one toilet seat we have in our building. Something like 150 people come in here every day and we have one toilet, and it's often in a state that's unusable. I'm so angry. I feel so hopeless right now because I really have to poop, but I'm not using this toilet.
>>32306323I want to ask about your gardening and cooking every day without annoying /atoga/. I like your personality and I think your perspective would make life more interesting.I dunno. It’s probably just some ingrained parasocial shit. Maybe I need a shrink too.
>>32306341I used to have to deal with this in the college dorms. Here’s the solution:Just clean it. You realize it’s going to be your ass sitting on it, right?
>>32306341Bring a bottle of hand disinfectant and wipe down the seat with toilet paper and that yourself. No point in giving yourself an ache or maybe even more chronic issues down the line because you are grossed out.
>>32306302Your train of thought is sound. I can see where you're coming from when you're talking about my sexuality. And I guess that's honestly the thing anyone here could possibly know most about me since it's what I talk about most identifiably. Seeing it written out like that does make it seem to be the case. But I've still dated men and felt safe/comfortable with them, so I can't really parse that evaluation with my IRL experiences.You've already taken so much of your time to talk about this that I'd feel guilty pressing every single question I have with what you're saying, but I'm willing to squeeze every bit of insight out of you until you get bored of me.>Thing is, I could maybe treat youWhat would that entail?
>>32306337She described it as having a "queen kong" fetish where she wished she could be huge and smash up the city and kidnap guys and do whatever she wanted with them. She would bring this up if we were alone and watching a movie that had anything close to that, like anything with a giant monster or shrinking or size changing she'd casually go into all the things she'd do, usually with some fondling and escalation into going to the bedroom. later found out there was a whole lot of people into that kind of stuff, still deeply embarrassed about it.
>>32306328well what you said is such a disgusting thing to say. How is that suppose to make me feel?
>>32306341rip out the toilet seat completelyshit while squatting
>>32306289Been trying to give / unlock a raceplay fetish in my brown gf. She has been increasingly receptive to the jokes at least
>>32306350NTA but this is one of those fantasies/kinks that always struck me as really random and far-fetched, until I saw Lana del Rey's videoclip for Doin' Time and then I... understood.
>>32306310>You have to embrace the emotion like rain after dry season. Let yourself get soaked in it. Feel it. Don't try to make anything else of it. Just allow it to fill you when it naturally does.I must be repressed since this all sounds like white noise to me. I practice mindfulness meditation, I keep a journal and a vision board, etc. I give myself every opportunity to think about how I've felt throughout a day, so I feel like I'm not misconstruing or unfairly rushing my emotions. But maybe the difference is that it doesn't address the emotions of the past or the lens of how I'm looking at them, as the other poster puts it. Not sure what I can do differently to make it more successful.
>>32306348I really don't mind answering your questions, don't worry about that.>But I've still dated men and felt safe/comfortable with themFrame this against your trauma, though. See, when you start to uncouple yourself from it (I am not saying this is a certainty) then it could easily be seen as "wow, I wasn't actually vulnerable, I just really, really wanted to be and I tried my hardest to feel that". You know what I mean?>What would that entail?That would be like, 1 on 1 sessions, outside of Atoga, because being here does necessarily influence your responses just because you are subconsciously aware that you are being watched and seen. I am not a professional, but I have done a lot of therapeutic things for other people, and worked on myself a lot. The problem is that, again, you have to trust your therapist because they will say things that will cause resistance in you, and you have to be able to work through that, and I don't know if I can provide that for you simply because I am also in atoga and that background could trigger you.
>>32306333I had acne when I got into my relationship, but at that point I was already in the habit of covering it with makeup during the day. Once I started taking bc during the relationship, 80-90% of my acne went away pretty much instantly. Bf never seemed to notice or comment on it. He gets the occasional random pimple sometimes but I never care about it.
>>32306302>>32306348>Thing is, I could maybe treat you,RED FLAGRED FLAG RED FLAG RED FLAG
>>32306334Me sitting on him, duh.>>32306342I think you'd get bored quickly. I've been making the same rotation of like ten things for a decade now. And my garden is a slow burn, too.Having someone interested in my hobbies is deeply flattering, though.
>>32304248where are you getting these ancient cyoas from
>>32306259Holy shit, I cant believe shes done it
>>32306368/tg/ used to have a general
>>32306363Yes, mr simp, I'm stealing yo atoga foid.
>>32306124I've blocked for a little while now. Reading about letting go doesn't really help until it actually happens and idk when that will be.
WomenWhat's the best smelling cologne for a man?
Where does /atoga/ fall on this?
Women, what's worse in your opinion?A 25+ virgin man or a 25+ man that only had sex with hookers?
>>32306357>I practice mindfulness meditationThis is in general a very good habit for being in touch with your emotions.>I keep a journal and a vision board, etc. I give myself every opportunity to think about how I've felt throughout a day, so I feel like I'm not misconstruing or unfairly rushing my emotions.This is more questionable to me. They are all good habits in themselves, but if you are too active with them, they rather become in their own ways manipulation tools.E.g. I used to repress my emotions very bad and I was always journaling. My journal entries looked like "I'm stressed, I just got home, I will have an appointment at 8, I feel kind of unfulfilled, I don't know what to wear" yada yada when looking back it is just page after page that can ultimately be summarized as "I feel sad and overwhelmed". And by writing about all the thoughts going through my head, I was avoiding feeling that I was sad and overwhelmed.For the record, I do not know for sure if this is even the case for you, I don't know you, not everyone struggles with this. The main thing that tipped me off in feeling it is probably an issue for you too, is your question what to do with an emotion if it is not being resolved. That makes me feel you are not able to surrender, that you are trying all the right things but it is still trying to control it.It is definitely a long term process though. I don't know if this is reassuring to you at all, but people had always been telling me stuff about how I repressed emotions for YEARS before I could even see play out in my own life that I was indeed doing that. If you can't see, you can't see... and then nobody can really explain it to you either. Only you can know. I also mean this as reassurance that if you feel you can sit with your emotions fine and they come up when they come up - you know best and then apparently this is all not so relevant for you.
>>32306382well, they are both weird but the guy who fucked hookers is even worse. He was so desperate that he spent money to fuck a woman who may be diseased. That is even more pathetic than being a 25+ virgin (which is already a bad thing)
>>32306367You’d think that, but I honestly think we’re kindred spirits in a lot of ways.Once again, I’m flattered that you’re flattered. I was expecting maybe a “fuck you.” (joking… mostly)
>>32306379Whats the left one for fit?
>>32306379its all except the chad guy
>>32306360>You know what I mean?Not really. That example flew over my head.>1 on 1I mean, as long as it's undoxxable, the worst you could do is anonymously share shit that I've probably already admitted to on 4chan anyways. I'm not going to bully you into being my 4chan therapist, but lines of questions like this have been and could continue to be helpful, I think. But of course this is a bump limit weekday thread during the slowest time of day, so it's not like I could always hope for this sort of discussion.
What if I'm actually good looking, make money, got a stem degree, workout, had occasions in which I could've lost my virginity (alone with a woman in bed), but didn'tEssentially a "volcel" at 25+Does it make it bad?
>>32306396>stem degreelmao
>>32306382The latter.>>32306383>but if you are too active with them, they rather become in their own ways manipulation toolsI've never even considered that. How would I be able to tell that could be the case? My journal is pretty curt in general. And my vision board is admittedly very dissonant and reactive sometimes.
>>32306357>>32306383Also just wanted to add for a "test" on whether or not you are suppressing things, again ask yourself if you can feel the full spectrum of emotions. If there is an emotion (typically either anger or sadness) that you don't really ever feel, that's a dead giveaway that you forbade yourself from doing it. Another big sign is if you can only feel emotions later, if you are the person where someone is super rude to you, you are taken aback but super calm and polite in turn, but then by the time you get home you are fuming.Also a big sign you fucked up the natural flow somewhat and could use more attention to your inner emotional life.On the other hand, if you have a habit of spontaneously and easily expressing emotions in the moment to a range of people, you have no issues with holding grudges or moving on from people, then you are probably already sporting some great habits there!
>>32306352It's supposed to make you empathize with and understand where your girlfriend may be coming from, in not wanting to be treated roughly.
>>32306401System engineering with a 6 fig job, what's wrong with that>inb4 I post on 4chan
>>32306407>cleaneroh buddy do I have news for you...
>>32306277It means shut the fuck up and respect her boundary.You don't start getting rough with people without asking. Piece of shit.
Women, do your boobs get cold, like the same way your hands and feet can get cold?
>>32306403>How would I be able to tell that could be the case?Observe yourself well. What makes you write in your journal? And how do you feel afterwards compared to beforehand? Say you experience something negative and you write in your journal in response. Ideally what you would want is that you feel able to express something real on the page. And then when you go do something else, you feel more relaxed and like you said your bit. For me, what I would do is something negative would happen, and I would pick it apart in my journal, I would rationalize my motives and actions, I would speculate about the other person's intentions. That is trying to "solve" an issue, not processing your own emotions about it. In general I would say if you are unsure if an activity is helpful for you or not, check whether you feel better after having done it, especially less anxious than beforehand. I am also personally not in favor of rules like "write in your journal every day before going to bed" that facilitate them becoming a goal in itself. You should only write when you feel the urge.
>>32306395Yeah, I understand how that one could've been harder to grasp.I mean, if you feel this has helped you, I can share a burner email with you if you feel like you want a space for this type of thing.wdegensanityw@hotmail.comNo pressure of course, I've been here for a while and we can always discuss this stuff here. But I can understand why it would feel safer to do it somewhere privately. All you can trust is my word, but I wouldn't ever use anything you tell me against you.
>>32306389Well I'm always here. I'll find excuses to ask questions about my food and gardening until it gets annoying.
>>32306404NTAWhat if I have the opposite issue? Uncontrollable emotions? Like… “watching the Sopranos and really relating to Tony” uncontrollable emotions?
how do i find my soulmate my eggs are deteriorating
>>32306350>>32306356Man. I totally understand the "fun" side of giant/shrinking stuff. What man wouldn't have fun being dropped into giant cleavage and squeezed between giant boobs. I will never understand the sexual side of giant/shrinking stuff. What's he supposed to do down there, stick his dick in a nipple?
>>32306376None>>32306382The hooker guy, slightly.>>32306396>VolcelNow I'm not just worried there's something wrong with you I KNOW there is. It's worse.>>32306414Like buttcheeks
>>32306414Yes, but less often and it feels more urgent, need to get warm immediately.
>>32306414Not typically. The hands and feet are extremities, part of the reason women get cold more easily is biologically our bodies are mostly designed to be pregnant and to run properly when pregnant. If a pregnant woman gets cold, it doesn't really matter if she loses a few fingers but she cannot lose the fetus so all her warmth remains in her core for the baby. This makes it harder to keep the whole body toasty but the boobs are of course close to the core and to top it off they would typically be snug in a bra or something.That said, if you wear a plunging neckline with a thin bra or no bra, yeah they definitely can.
>>32306333As a man with acne, I would be happy for you. And jealous. But mostly happy.
>>32306426Your soul mate was the ugly guy you rejected in high school because you thought you were too good for him, now it's time for you to die alone.
>>32306427I mean realistically if a woman is so much bigger than you, you could just grab two hands of her ass or boob and fuck that. Just like you could fuck the rolls of a really obese woman. You wouldn't even need a hole, you could just bundle her up around your dick.
>>32306436Nta but if this is true I'm still glad I stabbed him with a pen. No regrets.
>walk by this hottie latina executive assistant at work>"good morning anon!">notice she's wearing some tight pants>once she passes peak over my shoulder to check out her ass>she suddenly turns and says "I'm digging your pink shirt!`>smile and tell her thanksDo you think she knows?
>>32306382>A 25+ virgin man or a 25+ man that only had sex with hookers?The hooker guy by far? My bf was a virgin at 28 and it was no problem. Why would I want him to have had passionate sex with other women before me anyway? Fucking weird.
>>32306438>Just like you could fuck the rolls of a really obese woman.Fucking a giant woman is exactly like fucking a really obese woman; I just don't see the appeal.
>>32306407you're a pig
>>32306395Damn, JH, I used to really respect you and think you're cool, but I might have to rethink my position if you fall for PUA 101.
>>32306441Based dying alone enjoyer.
>>32306426Just bee yourself and put yourself outhere by doing a social hobby.
>>32306423Beyond those topics too, silly. I want to talk about whatever we’re both watching, about shitty /atoga/ posters, about our divisive voices. I’d feel shitty always singling out one poster here.But hey. Maybe someday. I hope.
>>32306382hooker guy is a million times worse
>>32306424Honestly the same advice applies. I know it sounds really weird. But usually relating very hard to emotional stuff further removed from your own life, IS a sign of not being able to properly process the emotional stuff going on in your own life. Think of the cliche where like stoic old-fashioned men might not be able to cry looking back on their service time, but they will cry watching a movie that depicts war. It is impersonal enough to be safe but hits close enough home to hurt anyway, it's like a safe compromise that is easier than crying about your actual own memories. It is also hard to say from your post whether your emotions are actually "too much" or you just are an empathic and imaginative person. Especially for young people, getting super immersed and invested is not odd. Think of how many people were foaming at the mouth online about wanting to kill Skyler when Breaking Bad was big. Sometimes that can be exhausting and pointless, but it is also part of the fun in life.It only becomes an issue if it gets in the way of your life. So you relate so hard to Tony that you have a shit day if he had a really bad time in the last episode. Or you feel emotions come up and act on them right away. Also for the record I only realized near the end of this post you meant you relate to how Tony deals with emotions (vs just feeling emotions watching him) but I never watched the Sopranos, I take it you mean being ruled by them very much? Meditation would mostly also really help with that because it helps you regard not just thoughts but also feelings as visitors passing in you: yes they are yours, but you can still choose how to engage with them, for how long and so on. Basically if you are too immersed in your own thoughts and/or feelings, meditation allows you to see not just the movie but also the tv showing the movie and the room the tv is in, for your own head.
Damn, I guess I'll have to save my virginity until I'm 60.
>>32306453You mean the exact thing you’re trying to do with negging her? Lol.
>>32306429>Now I'm not just worried there's something wrong with you I KNOW there is. It's worseLike what?Man keeps himself for his wife maybe
>>32306468Why stop there?
>>32306447That's fair, just pointing out while the traditional stuff is out, being so small would also create potential that isn't otherwise there.
>>32306426same but male and my sperm has like 40 good years still
>>32306436well that's depressing>>32306458putting myself out there is the hard part :(
>>32306468If you ever even considered going to a hooker or if you are that type of man I would not want to be with you even if you never had sex and had a pure body. Your mind is rotten, you're a coomer who doesn't see sex as an exclusive act of love to his girlfriend/wife. So go ahead and fuck escorts you're not a real virgin in the heart anyway.
>>32306472That's the age I will definitely give up and get a hooker.
I LOVE LATINAS!!!
>>32306476Join a boardgaming group or something similar that is more inline woth your intrests.
>>32306475Sperm of men above 40 heightens risk of down syndrome, miscarriage, and other issues
>>32306443she knows
>>32306480You're playing a dangerous game lad.
>>32306478I would never fuck a hooker just for raw sex. I ever only considered those who offer girlfriend experiences, even 1 hour of cuddling would be fine to me.
>>32306465Tony has a lot of violent outbursts. Generally deals with his emotions by shouting, storming out, slamming doors. That’s basically what I do.
>>32306468Men itt really need to learn to not take womens responses as law.The vast majority of great men prior to 1950 fucked hookers on some level, there's nothing wrong with it, just do it.
>>32306487why
>>32306382Virgin
>BPDemon coworker raising hell because one of the janitors apparently sucked up her iPhone cord in the vacuum then pulled it out>cord was shredded all to hell and the wires exposed >`these are expensive! Who is going to pay for my replacement!?"Would you share her reaction if this happened to you?
>>32306495ntaLatinas are terrifying, good luck
>>32306470"You're making a mistake" is hardly on the same level as "There's something wrong with you, but I'm the one who can treat you". Bite me.
>>32306489You would pay just to be cuddled?
>>32306501I heard many latinas are headstrong and confident and I like confident women.
>>32306500Mhell no, it's a charging cable that I can get for cheap anywhereshit like this can happen
>>32306443She knows>>32306471>keeps himself for his wifeAnd for me personally that would be something "wrong" with him.>>32306500I would be calm about it but I would be expecting a replacement and if I didn't get it I would start considering other jobs unless this one was awesome. I'll be a little petty, as a treat, for me.
>>32306503Yeah... I've reached that level of thirst for human contact.
>>32306506>for cheapApple tax tho.
>>32306500F BPD demon reporting in I’m not going to complain wtf it’s on her for not putting away
>>32306491Okay, still it is important to keep in mind your emotions are not the issue, just your level of control over them. Chances are you would also still benefit from meditation. Outbursts like this are typical for people who are angry more often than they realize, so it builds and builds until one day it is enough.Apart from that, if you experience a lot of anger and/or physical aggression, being active physically is always good. It helps wear off some of your energy. Martial arts is ideal because it gives you exercize, it helps you channel anger AND it will actively teach you to not be ruled by your emotions because you need a lot of self control in sports like that. If you were into therapy, your therapist would ask you what happened at a particular time (you lost control) and then break that down togehter. Why did you get SO angry - did you have too much on your plate? Was the person who angered you touching upon a very painful pattern in your life? Were you just exhausted? You try to understand it. And once you understand it, you can think better of how to prevent it in the future (e.g. voicing an annoyance before it turns into anger; not visiting someone who typically irks you when already feeling tired and down...) and make some concrete resolutions. You don't HAVE to do this with a therapist, a trusted friend/family member or even you being introspective can accomplish the same. Get to know this side of yourself very well.
>>32306503What was so difficult for you to understand about his post?
>>32306495They'll stab you.
>>32306502I never said I'm "the one" that could treat her, I said maybe I could, but I also pushed her to therapy. Your pathetic attempts at negging her to stay wounded so you can keep your parasocial fixation alive is really disgusting.
>>32306501>laughing in Latina
>>32306511Damn, I'm sorry, I'd give you a hug and a head pat if I could anon.
>>32306512Arent Iphones also using usbc chargers in the US now?
>>32306426I'm not even struggling in dating and old women complaining about loneliness makes me happy. I just know they ended up like that because they had a huge ego so they were too picky and I hate people with big egos
>>32306521Thanks anon, really appreciated.
>>32306524I think that`s only the newer ones
>>32306527>too pickyNtaI am happy with the level of picky I was. Alone is better than what I had to choose from. For everyone.
>>32306492nah. paying women just so you don't feel lonely is pathetic. you have free porn
>>32306539Nigga porn is nothing like real pussy much less actual sex, everyone in this thread will agree with me on that basic fact of life even the women.
>>32306542Doesn't workHelps keep away a certain kind of man that's all
>>32306341THE ABSOLUTE STATE jkI agree maybe bring disinfectant wipes or just antibacterial + use toilet paper etc. to at least clean the seat areaPeople who stand to pee, with the seat down no less, are SubhumanI thank the Lord I'm the only moid in the office so the male staff toilet is my throne>>32306379Bottom left girl is a babe>>32306396>stem degree, system engineerCongrats you have autism>>32306443>>she suddenly turns and says "I'm digging your pink shirt!`Congrats you're one of the girls
>>32306527if you ain't at least 5' 9" you don't deserve a six foot man
>>32306542Even if you do stuff that makes you genuinely revolting to MOST men, there will be a smaller subset who thinks nothing is hotter than a nympho tattood pierced bad girl and they will hound you all the more.
>>32306537NTA"I am happy with" doesn't contradict anything the other person said. I can get yelled at that "I murdered someone in 1999" and my response can be "I am happy with how I killed that person and it's better for everyone that they're dead" that doesn't make it morally correct.
>>32306514It's a daily thing. I pop off at work all the time. I think it's just going to keep going on until I get my ass kicked.
>>32306550>nympho tattood pierced bad girlAwooga lol
>>32306481but what if there aren't any guys my type or available? it seem odd to join something with that being a main reason to go? I could probably really enjoy dnd(played it once) and I'm not sure of the name(warhammer??) where they use styrofoam to build maps for their armies but that sounds really fun especially making it together>>32306475this :( i have like 4 or 5 years as a woman
>>32306543you'll have to fuck a hooker with a condom and fucking with a condom doesn't feel much better than fapping. paying for sex is humiliating
>>32306542>most menNah most guys aren't racist lol >>32306468Get jiggy in the dementia home >>32306492A lot of men in the 1950s also beat their wives that doesn't mean there's nothing wrong with it>>32306500She's a retard for leaving it out>>32306429>NoneI can't imagine not wearing cologne wtf>>32306527>picrelWhy is it always the ugly girls who are like this lmao
>>32306551>doesn't contradictYou see their inclusion of the the word "too" impliesI'm not even going to finish because you're an idiot
>>32306548>Congrats you're one of the girlsWell if I can't beat 'em, might as well join 'em I suppose
>>32306553If it is such a hindrance in your everyday life then you should definitely seek out a therapist and chances are there is more at play, you are acting out because of some unresolved trauma, addiction, whatever. This is again assuming you are 20+, for a teenager it is still not normal but less exceptional. Also I am not a big fan of violence but unfortunately yeah some people do learn from being too much to the wrong person.
>>32306560>I can't imagine not wearing cologne wtfThen I'm going to politely request that you stay 6+ feet away from me at all times.
>>32306562On Wesnesdays we wear pink
>>32306560she ain't ugly, just mid
>>32306560>Most guys aren't racistOkay retard.
>>32306567Sorry babeDo you have autism sensory issues or something? >>32306574Bruh>>32306573Fairs
>>32306561Stunning example of the Dunning Krueger effect where the illiterate person doesn't realize that the "too" part was irrelevant to the overall discussion in the first place accusing the other of being the illiterate one.You're right though, we won't continue, because your projecting ass is too retarded to argue with.
>>32306575AsthmaPlease do not come near me esp if I don't have an inhaler on me!
>>32306380Cute but you have brown pp
>>32306556>paying for sex is humiliatingAgreed, this is the major reason why I never got one up to now.
>>32306300What do you like about it?
>>32306576>too picky>actually I don't think I was>irrelevantYou're complaining about an imaginary conversation that didn't happen I can't help you.
>>32306560>most guys aren't racistmaybe not in the visceral /pol/ sense, but he's right that most guys won't want to be with a girl who dates or sleeps with black men, regardless of their opinion on race overall. A black friend of mine described it as a sort of Groucho Marx paradox, and why he didn't date white girls into black guys, "I don't approve of any club that would have me as a member!"
>>32306555>DnD Is also a good option>Warhammer Dont unless you won the lottery and have infinite free time.>it seem odd to join something with that being a main reason to go? Well the main reason should be expanding your social circleAnother tip would be to join a group that is not hosted in a gamestore because the groups in gamestore tend to attracta certain type of unpleasant guy.
>>32306580Oh, sorry lolHonestly this didn't actually occur to me>tfw work reception desk in a doctor's clinicMaybe I should wear less cologne, I don't want someone to have an asthma attack
>>32306587Any woman who justifies their standards as being "not too picky" in response to an image and post stating that there are women with standards that are too picky1. Fell for a Freudian slip, by feeling inclined to reply in the first place you indirectly admit to being guilty. 2. Even then it's still a justification for a morally reprehensible action.Any sort of standards that isn't "The person I rejected was the sort I could tell was going to be abusive." means you are willfully dying alone because your standards are too high no matter what, period.That is why I said it was irrelevant, your standards are still standards, therefore you are in the wrong.
>>32306592>tfw work reception desk in a doctor's clinicWhat the heck? It's a rule at my doctor's office that they can't. A girl I went to high school with works there and I was talking to her about it. I would definitely recommend not wearing it to work.
The problem with philosophical ethos and principles given to the masses is the way the masses apply them, usually in binary form instead of recognizing the parameters set forth that have to be met for the entity to be true.
>>32306595Dude touch grassAnd if I am pleased with the results it means my standards were correct. That's just logic.
>>32306600Hitler said the same thing as he was killing 6 million jews.The only response at this point that would get you out of this argument is if you say that you support Hitler.
>>32306588I feel like Hollywood and media has tried so hard to normalize interracial couples like it's normal but it's just fucking not, specifically with black and white pairings, it's just fucking gross.
>>32306601Lmfao
>>32306601No he didnt
>>32306603Hey NG.
>>32306606He quite literally did.
will I get bullied for crossposting from here to another "social` general?
>>32306596Wtf, I've worked at three places on reception and most of my colleagues wear perfume too lolHonestly thanks for making me aware cause no one told me this >not wearing it to workI don't want to smell ugly thoughI guess I can try
>>32306608Hey don't get sidetracked you're arguing with me not that guy
>>32306555It's not styrofoam it's a type of construction foam, I forget the exact name but it's commonly called pink foam as a shorthand, you can look it up.
>>32306603I'm not opposed to interracial couples, but bm/ww is just a bad idea for everyone, it always ends with both of their lives ruined. Black men and white women are both raised to be dependents on the opposite sex and that they're a prize to be "won." Naturally this results in complete disaster when you throw two people with that attitude into a relationship.
>Dad starts acting like more of an ass to me and my mum>Getting really controlling of our behaviour and outings>Demands my mother "act like a wife" or he'll walk out and take everything>Wonder why it's gotten worse (always been a bit of an ass but still)>Realise he's been watching Manosphere Slop tiktoks>As in actual text to speech slop, I can hear it from his room>He's been doing this for monthsThis man is in his FIFTIES, what the fuck?
>>32306612Fair enough Eva.
>>32306609Yes.
>>32306615>man is in his FIFTIESBoomers are arguably worse for this manchild misogyny Bro is having a midlife crisis and watching King Tate
>>32306609Only one way to find out :)
>>32306603Cry about it whitey
>>32306616Do you eat spoiled food or something, are you missing an eye like what's your personal offense with standards?
>>32306609If anyone notices you might, but if you're not crossposting rage bait or actual, unadulterated stupidity most people won't care
>>32306596I can't believe I've been doing this for years and no one told me lmao. It wasn't in any of the dresscodes. Maybe the rules are different here idkThen again I usually only apply it before going to work, not at work
>>32306615Men in their 50s aren't any more intelligent than they were at 17. You have to hope that 30 years of life experience will teach them something but if they're too dumb to absorb the lessons you get a guy like this. I'm sorry your dad is an insecure dumbass.
>>32306610>don't want to smell ugly thoughJust use deodorant. Same effect of making you not smell, but much less likely to be offensive to people that can't or don't like to be around cologne
>>32306615my dad seriosly started using /pol/ as a news source after my mom left him. he went full kanye
>>32306626I wonder if it's one of those things they only remember to put in the women's section of the dress code. Or it could just be that my state is anal about it, they're like that.
girlsmy gf asked me why we dont' have sex anymore and seemed bothered by it, but she never ever initiates or says she wants it. How does this make sense
>>32306634Sometimes you gotta take the pussy
>>32306634Reactive sexualityYou expressing interest and finding her body arousing arouses herIf you don't seem interested she'll just accept it.
>>32306635she never asks for it
>>32306630I use antiperspirant and deodorant too, I just don't want to smell midAnyway thanks for informing me on this, I will leave my colognes for nights and weekends I guess ):>>32306633Nah, the dresscodes all had the female + male outfits and there was no mention of perfume or cologne (that I saw), and some of my colleagues have worn perfumesThe More You KnowMy life is a lie>>32306634She sounds boring ngl
>>32306636>If you don't seem interested she'll just accept it.and maybe I don't feel aroused because she never shows interest in sex or does anything that is arousing
>>32306637that's why I said TAKE it, don't wait for her to ask and you don't ask either
>>32306637You're not listeningTo her having to ask for it is admitting defeat and that she's not attractive to you.
>>32306624>What's your problem with standardsYeah.Well simply put women who have them have no right to complain about being lonely. Neither do men even if the standards are anything more than "They would have killed me."
Is it safe now to post now?
>>32306646Yeah, he's gone.
>>32306640Ok then break up with her or tell her this tf you want me to do
>>32306643>take itbut I don't feel like it
>>32306640Nta but sounds like you should express this to her too and maybe you can find some middle ground where you both express interest in different waysIdk this is why I don't have chemistry with passive girls
>>32306646It's never safe to post when I`m around
>>32306614For me it's definitely more racist reasons I guess on top of it just being gross. I don't understand why as a white woman you would degrade yourself like that or why you would ever step outside your race like that. As soon as a woman does she's flagged in my eyes as basically having no integrity, self worth, or moral value. She can never be a wife, she can never be a woman of good moral standing. She's weak as all hell because either she's fucking stupid and doesn't see anything wrong with fucking a nigger. Or she's degenerate and only wants to fuck a nigger because of some base sexual appetite, or she's spiteful of her father or white male authority or something, or she's a racial apologist.I can basically see no good reason to ever fuck a nigger besides them being a genuinely good person that you've chosen to be your husband. But I basically have never, ever, ever seen it play out like that. I've never seen a white woman just fuck a nigger and stay with them. They're always the weakest and most fucking retarded subhuman trash of white women.
>>32306645But I didn't complain about being lonely. I said I was happy. So wtf are you upset about exactly?
>>32306649>break up with herand how would that improve my life?
>>32306646
>>32306650`Then break her heart and make her cry, maybe that will activate your cock. It definitely would for me
>>32306542I don't think I can lie like that. That's gross to me too.
>>32306631Did bro think he was Jesus>>32306660B r u h
>>32306634>>32306640Most women are pretty lazy in sex and seduction and she's never going to get her shit together unless you just directly tell her what you want, namely make you feel desired in some way. After that ball's kinda in her court. Personally there is nothing so frustrating as women who think you're basically a dildo to switch on and off and not as a sexual being yourself, and it's insanely common in long term relationships.
>>32306656You would no longer be with a sexually incompatible partner and be free to search for someone else.You got 2 options here. Talk about it with her or don't talk about it and leave.
>>32306653mfw
I really don`t see how some of you retards have girlfriends. She must take pity on your stupid ass.
>tfw posting on my phone>tfw start wondering where my phone is and looking for it>remember I'm holding itWhat retarded things have you done this week anons
>>32306664>unless you just directly tell her what you want,don't know what i want>>32306665>free to search for someone else.not realistic
>>32306671God stop acting like a woman this is the advice thread if you only wanted to complain just go to GIOYC
>>32306670retarded girl at work did this yesterday
>>32306672Im asking why women do this. jesus christ
>>32306675Okay well now you know. Are you going to do something about it or keep complaining?
>>32306639>Anyway thanks for informing me on this, I will leave my colognes for nights and weekends I guess ):I'm not any of the other anons, I know absolutely nothing about working desks lmao, just thought I'd chime in because I know some people genuinely don't use deodorant
>>32306664>women who think you're basically a dildo to switch on and off and not as a sexual being yourself, and it's insanely common in long term relationships.is this really true? its that common?
>>32306671>don't know what i wantYou also have to say that to her so she knows you're not a leader.
>>32306676there are no good options. So I'll just continue on as normal. I just didn't understand why this happens
>>32306646Yes. Post some cats.
I missed you chuddy fuckers.
>>32306655Alright see this is the problem I'm responding to someone responding to someone responding to someone responding to someone saying they were a lonely unhappy woman.Which begs the question why did you respond?Again Freudian slip, are you truly happy? If so why respond then? Just to brag?I swear niggers on here are no different than on tumblr and twitter, someone will be having a discussion about how their pet parrot just died and some white bitch will come in and talk about how vegan she is, and then some guy will come in to describe the fried chicken he made and ate using his own chickens and how he killed them in vivid detail.You wasted my time and yours if you truly are happy, which is not something a well adjusted happy person does.
State genderTell us about the last time you masturbated.
>>32306680she knows that shes my first girlfriend
>>32306634>>32306636This is possible, but there are other options. It could be that her psychological enjoyment of sex revolves very much around feeling wanted and irresistable and initiating herself makes that harder. It is even more likely that she is -so- afraid to be shot down after a clear offer, that she gets turned off just from realizing that option exists when asking. >>32306640Express this, just somewhat differently, say you still find her as attractive but the lack of equality in intiative kills your enthusiasm somewhat and makes you doubt she likes it as much. Say you are thrilled to hear she wants more sex and offer ways/moments she can bring it up. If the issue is she feels like an ass "asking" for sex or "putting the moves" on you, you can also - if this is okay with and staisfying for you! - agree upon a wordless sign, like specific nightwear, that non-verbally tells you she would like to have sex.
>>32306679NtaI don't know how common that is but I've seen guys set themselves up for failure. Establishing that you'll do 40 minutes of oral before penetration almost every time early on in the relationship is going to bite you in the ass 2 years in.
>>32306678>I know some people genuinely don't use deodorantWe live amongst demons jk>>32306686I pulled my willy and the white stuff came out>>32306674Based bimbo
>>32306686it was to a demure mid af girl with a nonfat body
>>32306686MI recorded it to show my gf. She was sad about something. I wanted to cheer her up. I think it worked. It was my first time doing anything like that on video.
FI made breakfast its fried overhard egg with a slice of havarti on top on a toasted bun.Is tyat too simplistic?
>>32306566Nah I can’t possibly see a therapist.
Finally found this cap.This greatly describes half the discussions here.
>>32306683https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srJGxasW4-4
>>32306679I think somewhat, because a lot of young guys in new relationships/flings truly just do not need a lot. I remember being with my first partner (both 21) and he was just no fun to play with. Edging? That's just frustrating. Touching anywhere on his body other than the dick? PLEASE TOUCH THE DICK. A lot of young guys actively say stuff like "foreplay is for women" or "men have no erogenous zones", "all men like the same things, it's not hard" etc. Then it is hardly surprising that women do not take them that seriously as unique sexual beings. That said I do not actually believe women see it as a dildo in the sense of not caring about his pleasure. Most women feel super fucking bad if sex ever ends without the guy having an orgasm, no matter how often they don't cum during sex, for example. It is just a very poor and limited understanding of what men like which is usually reinforced by young guys having a super limited understanding of what men (can) like.
>>32306685I said NTA soAnd basically because I knew it would start an argument thank you for playing lol. And yeah just to brag. Being happy with a choice you made doesn't mean you're happy in all areas like job or living situation dude. Stop thinking in absolutes.You wanna do guns next, women's fashion? Pick a thing to complain about.
>>32306700Goddammit Jessica.
>>32306700My favorite is when I post something like>post gender, what’s your favorite cold cut?And it’s just>I don’t eat cold cuts
>>32306686FLast night? I was bored.
>>32306704Good for you then I reckon.Womens fashion.I do not in particular like womens winter fashion.
>>32306710What about it?
>>32306689>agree upon a wordless sign, like specific nightwear, that non-verbally tells you she would like to have sex.nta but what if she puts on said specific nightwear but I don't feel like it?
>>32306707Tell us anything about how or to what?
>>32306711It makes women look too out of proportion and stocky, it turns them from women to fat old hispanic ladies for a whole season.
>>32306712You should communicate about that in advance, whether she wants you to actually explain you're not feeling it. I think in most of these arrangements though, the thing is she wants to save face, it's fine if you don't take her up on the offer, better (to many) than an overt refusal. Also if she is dead set on the man always initiating and not doing it herself, it is pretty much inevitable that sometimes she'll be feeling it and he won't and she'll miss out, whereas if she had been more active she might have gotten him into the mood. That is just the loss you have to take if you want to not initiate yourself.
>>32306716Just a lurker but this is funny to me because I know women overall feel so much fatter in summer when there is more pressure to show skin and wear tighter things, a lot of us feel more svelte and elegant in looser/thicker clothes.
>>32306698It doesn't mater, breakfast can be whatever you want, babe.
>>32306716I mean, you're not wrong butDo you have a better alternative that would keep me warm? I look like that drawing of Snoopy in a puffer coat lol.
this cute guy at my uni asked me out i think (asked me if i wanted to get coffee with him. ive never really been on a date so idk if it really is one)i don't feel like i can accept, i feel like ill be leading him on. when i was young i did slutty things because i struggle with arousal (was molested as well). i don't do this anymore because it's bad for me and sex makes me cry and feel attached. I still have trouble with feeling very aroused and it depresses me a lot and i feel filthy inside. i think he views me as a "pure" girl and i don't want to waste his time or money. i really like talking to him, he laughs at my jokes, could i just show up early so i can pay for my own coffee at least? and maybe just be friends. i really respect him and don't want to lead him on. im also worried that if i told him about my past he would tell other people.
Women, would you date a man with no bedframe?
>>32306706But it's useful information for you to know that cold cuts will resonate with fewer people than you thought would vibe with them. Especially if you were planning to use cold cuts as part of your approach.
>>32306723I assumed just really simple bland stuff was bad.I mean I cook but its all basic... and usually batch so i can reheat later
>>32306722Not him the other one but I'm kind of with him I feel fat in the winter when I can't show my waist.
>>32306729I would like to say I wouldn't because I do feel it is a solid indicator of being at best young and clueless and at worst being lost in life. But in practice, yeah, by the time I get to see his bed I'm not going to care what it is or isn't on.
>>32306679>>32306703It's not about the act of sex itself. Most men, at the beginning of a relationship, are just thrilled to have sex, in fact many men will have this feeling linger for years. At some point though, the novelty wears off. A guy wants more than a woman who is just having sex with him out of obligation, most of our culture and women in general treat sex as some kind of reward men get for good behavior or something, and over time that's a self esteem killer. Incidentally this is always how shit starts in these mid life crisis affairs, if a guy gets more compliments on his appearance in a month from a random woman than he has from you in the past five years, guess who he's going to be daydreaming about? I had a buddy who almost got homewrecker'd because of this shit and I had the most awkward conversation in the world with his wife telling him she had to step it up a bit.
>>32305083M, it's fun. Got to the point where I almost came taking a piss
>>32306724> Snoopy in a puffer coatYeah that's exactly what I'm talking about.>Do you have a better alternative that would keep me warmNot really maybe try to get more form fitting stuff or work around with layers over big stuff, maybe I'm just talking from experience because I just raw dog winter with a shirt and an almost always open jacket.>>32306722Confidence in clothes because they don't show off the body you're aware doesn't look good doesn't equate to women being fatter in summer when they're fat year round.Additionally those fat women tend to look good if they have good deposits.
>>32305083MStupid and naive.
>>32306734Fair, I think it also depends on your build, my boobs/ass were never that big and I know even with a tiny waist you look "big" so much more easily if you have dramatic curves, because clothes will only hug the biggest part of your body.I guess for me and the ones agreeing it is more that even IF a person looks frumpy in a thick ass coat, you don't necessarily assume their body is because you are so aware they are wearing something that obstructs their figure from view.
>>32306741>maybe I'm just talking from experience because I just raw dog winter with a shirt and an almost always open jacket.Damn men and their properly working circulatory systems lol if I don't have 4+ layers on I'm cold lmao.
>>32306698Babe that sounds delish>>32306728>asked me if i wanted to get coffee with himHe is asking you on a date lolAnyway you're not leading him on or owe him anything just by meeting up for a coffee. There's also nothing wrong with feeling aroused/having sexual thoughts, you're only human. If you do like him (even just as a friend) and get to know him better you can open up about some things you feel comfortable sharing. I doubt it because you say you respect him, but if he does share anything personal with anyone that just makes him look like a huge knobhead>>32306729Y'all have bedframes? I just sleep on a mattress lel
>>32306741I said feeling fat, not being fat. Any body but the very most fit/petite looks slimmer in something slightly loose/draped than something skin tight that creates lines, bulges etc. That's just how it is. When I was a teenager those low-rise pants were all the rage and if you had even the slightest amount of fat there, it would bundle up by the seam pressing it up. Have that same stomach in a higher waist pair of pants and it looks flat. That's the stuff I mean.
>>32306746>I just sleep on a mattressWell ain't that very stupid.
>>32306741>raw dog winter with a shirt and an almost always open jacketReal, I do this too lmao>>32306745>don't have 4+ layers on I'm cold lmaoIs this why women turn the heating so highI'm the only moid in the office and have to roll my sleeves up in a shirt or I'm melting
>>32306728if you were actually attracted to him you wouldn't come up with all these excuses. just another "it's not you, it's me". yea he doesn't deserve to get hurt by a dishonest bitch like you but it'll happen anyway
>>32306744Yeah I feel like it takes me from "stick with some curves" to "small brick"I don't mind hiding behind one loose item if the other is tight. Like a puffy jacket bothers me less if I can see the definition of my legs. So I have several pairs of fleece lined leggings lol.
>>32306736Bed direct on floor giv more support, make back hurt less
>>32306749Wdym stupid? It's comfyI was sleeping on a sofa for months before this kekIf people come over I just sleep on the floor with a blanket
>>32306745Actually my cardiovascular system is one of the worst known to man.>>32306748Sounds like a sizing issue to me then, men often intentionally buy undersized shirts to look bigger, so if you can't get by the game then it's on you.
>>32306658>SIIX HOURS BEFORE, WITH AN EVIL GRIINI need more tortoise on skateboard
>>32306686It’s been 320 hours, I can’t even remember what it was like to shoot rope anymore. I have shuffled off those earthly desires.
>>32306754Keep coping.
>>32306750>Is this why women turn the heating so highYes I promise it's not some form of low level psychological torture aimed at men I am just cold if it's below 70f.
>>32306733>I assumed just really simple bland stuff was badBad like what? It's not unhealthy.>I mean I cook but its all basic... and usually batch so i can reheat laterMost men aren't adventurous with food. Being able to cook at all is a giant plus sign to them. Just don't date a picky man. (Legit allergies are ok)
>>32306755>buy undersized shirts to look bigger, so if you can't get by the game then it's on youNot her but this only works to a certain extent if your boobs are huge. They have to fit too.
>>32306737>At some point though, the novelty wears off.Sure, but this goes both ways. I think a lot of cases of "dead bedroom" is just that either party was able to overlook real sexual compatibility or reciprocity because the new relationship energy was so strong that sex felt hot and fun anyway, effortlessly. Then suddenly it no longer does. This also happens a lot with women who never received much foreplay for example, that can be fine or even hot if you are already wet opening the door. Not so much years down the line after a long day.>most of our culture and women in general treat sex as some kind of reward men get for good behavior or somethingCulturally I agree with you, but it is hard to change and also hinges directly on men's expectation/desire that women have sex only with very select men, and not any man they find attractive and have the option with, the pressure on them to set high standards and be picky and selective.You should not marry or even stay with a partner who does not make you feel loved and appreciated. But it is odd to me that you seem to blame both your friend's wife and his potential mistress more than the guy himself. He has a mouth, he could've told his wife what he wanted or needed. Props for telling her yourself though. I know there is a lot of etiquette not to get involved in other people's relationships but a genuine observation can be easier to take from someone with a bit more distance at times.
>>32306686M, Jorked two days ago to women inserting impressively large dildos into their ass
>>32306729How does he keep his mattress from getting moldy underneath?
>>32306760AwwI guess grills are not heating grills after allY'all cold blooded>>32306758I mean before that I was sleeping on a king sized bed with a bed frameIt's a nice luxury but doesn't really affect sleeping imo
>>32306763Those who fear showing off their flatness have already lost, but those who are flat and show it off have already overcome mountains far larger than any pair of breasts could ever be.-Confucius
>>32306731Bro…>oh you like capicola? You’re in luck babe
>>32306770Preach
>>32306771NtaYou joke but I used to work in a deli and we had this guy who would call in, ask for a specific coworker, and ask her how hard the hard salami was.
>send a dick pic to a girl>she just says “Mouth candy!!”Is this good or bad?
>>32306766You put it on its side during the day. Though I ever had to do it for 2 month because apparently it takes 4 months to make and deliver a bed in the unga boongastan that is modern Germany.
>>32306775>she just says “Mouth candy!!”She's wife materialTake her to the candy shop my g
>>32306775Very good, implying you made her mouth water just looking at it/it looks suckable.
>>32306775Bad news, very bad, she is an oral freak and will kiss you with a mouthful of cum just like the thread from yesterday.
>>32306775Sweetie you're even denser than the average lesbianIt's good>>32306776>put it on it's side during the dayAn American man would never. And he wouldn't open his windows all winter. I deem your setup acceptable by female standards.
>>32306776> apparently it takes 4 months to make and deliver a bed in the unga boongastan that is modern Germany.W-what? What's going on over there?
Am I retarded but isn't this a average non-fat woman?
>>32306788They're pretty thin. Well within the healthy range (I guess) but there are plenty of bigger girls who aren't fat.
>>32306778>>32306779>>32306780>>32306783Oh. Shit.
>>32306787NtaIt took that long for my sister and her fiance to get the new oven they ordered in the US. And that was after covid.>>32306788Unsure if this an attempt to make me insecure or if you're in for a rude awakening my friend.
Just read the ending of Oshi no Ko...I wasn't ready for this.
>>32306771We do have posters in this thread who strongly identify with Tony Soprano.
>>32306783>he wouldn't open his windows all winterIt literally says on the lease not to do this so they dont waste heating money
>>32306788None of those women are average at all, but they're not fat if you're asking.If they are average for you, you need to tell me exactly where you live right now.
>>32306788Top right, no, she's fit. You can tell from her (very lightly, but still) toned stomach. The others, somewhat. They are not tuned and not fat, but from what you can see most still have good figures. E.g. in the top row, the fourth from left visibly has a normal weight, not chubby but definitely not fit or super skinny. But she has a narrow waist with big hips and that makes her look a lot better and also more slender than if she had a straighter body type. Basically they still look quite good for their type, they are not average women in that sense.
>>32306799>It literally says on the lease not to do this so they dont waste heating money>listening to the landlordWeird.
>>32306764>blame my friend's wifeI don't hold him blameless in this situation, that I knew more about how he felt about his sex life than his wife did shows you how great he is at communication. >I know there is a lot of etiquette not to get involvedIf I have to hear about it over drinks then I'm already involved, and I'm her friend too. 15 minutes of "kill me now" cringe from me and they went on a second honeymoon and they're together and by all appearances happy. I have no idea if she ever told him I said anything. >the other womanThere are always going to be wannabe homewreckers floating around any married man past a certain age that has anything going for him, looks, money, good with kids, any of that and they're circling like vultures, they're always wrecks in their personal lives and they want to poach a guy who's been "housebroken" by another woman rather than just dating stable men in their 20s. As a guy to another guy all you can really do about it is act skeptical or outright tell him it's bad news if he asks.
>>32306797Ay Tone, this guy over here thinks it's a bad thing to have a Sopranos character as literally (You).
>>32304247What is this psy-op of posting 9s and 10s and pretending they're 6s and 5s?
>>32306797Ay, leave the gabagool out of the bedroom you weird fuck
>>32306751I am very attracted to himI just feel so much guilt at the idea of him or any man treating me like I am girlfriend material it makes me sick.
>>32306804>If I have to hear about it over drinks then I'm already involved, and I'm her friend too.I fully agree and being her friend helps. But it is risky in that if your involvement results in more fighting between them, the odds are just very high they will end up teaming up and blaming you for stirring shit in order to protect their relationship. Some people are definitely emotionally mature enough not to do it, but you don't really know until after it played out already.Also not trying to imply nothing is wrong for hanging around a taken guy, period. It is just as you say, it is part of life and that is why it matters that you have a partner you can trust to say no to temptation rather than to never be/feel tempted in the first place.And yes communication happens a lot. No matter how understandable your reasons for losing interest in sex with a given partner, if you were super eager about fucking them for a bit and then do a 180, it is not surprising they will sooner think you fell out of love or found someone else than that apparently your sex life was not fun for him.
>>32306808first time seeing a demoralizing post? they're everywhere and about everything look, height, weight, penis, boobs you name it
>>32306794>Unsure if this an attempt to make me insecure or if you're in for a rude awakening my friend.It's not. I'm just wondering if my standards have been ruined by porn or casual sex (as non-chad)>>32306800A nordic country but I've been elsewhere in Europe and girls have been that pretty.>>32306802I was thinking that too. However I kinda defaulted into "it's achievable" by most girls because there are filters, makeup and different angles in-use
>>32306808I think it's not conscious and just an effect of how much time people spend staring at actually unbelievably hot people (professional actors that are top fit and had surgery and all that). Especially if you take into consideration how long and with how much attention people look at beautiful people vs actually average people passing them outside.
>>32306788>average Weak b8Bro these are gorgeous models
>>32306796>/a/ complaining that because no girl won, Aqua's entire romance plot with Akane/Kana is fillereither genderDo you think if you don't marry someone you date, you'd classify your time in life with them as a "filler arc" ?
>>32306686F. Did it to my reflection last night before a shower. Didn't get off, but I'd still count it.
>>32306421Work kicked up and I didn't have a chance to respond earlier. Thanks for the help so far.
>>32306817For bodies I agree. An example is the redhead in the lower left corner, I can tell she's scuking in her stomach (which to be fair virtually everyone does when posing in that position as it just makes your stomach bundle up naturally).For faces though, it's a whole different story, they are all strikingly attractive there (in the pics where you can tell).
Women, let's say you meet a virgin man, you two fall in love and he becomes your bf. He's insecure about his virginity, he will be nervous during sex and inevitably fuck up.How bothersome would be for you to teach him how sex is done?
>>32306827Is it a filler arc if it still advances the plot though?
>>32306830No problem, I hope you find some peace.
>>32306832I'd be happy to. After the initial awkwardness, my last ex who was a virgin at the time ended up giving me the best sex I'd ever had with a man.
>>32306832>you two fall in love and he becomes your bfWouldn't happen before sex
>>32306775>>32306793Stop being so insufferably autistic.
>>32306831Yeah I think I made the mistake of cutting those off but I was lazy and didn't want to edit the pic I found
>>32306814>might cause more fighting between themYeah, but I've seen other friends divorce and if it ends up being because of an affair you're effectively losing them anyways. My social circle is fairly conservative and close knit, a guy who has an affair isn't going to be a welcome guest at our get togethers, none of our wives would allow it and honestly I don't think any of us would want him back anyways. The partner who gets cheated on almost always moves on entirely in life in my experience, so you probably won't see them much either.
>>32306832I'm a virgin too
>>32306832It would not be bothersome to me in any way as long as he accepted it. A lot of men take pride in the idea they know how to fuck and this can make them really butthurt when you try to change what they're doing. It is no fun trying to teach someone who just wants to feel like a natural expert. It is fun to teach an eager, curious student.
>>32306835The whole thing about vulnerability really stuck with me. I'd like to be more vulnerable with men, but idk how I could be any more vulnerable in a productive way.
Do you ever worry that fiction about dimension hopping will eventually bring something into OUR reality?
>>32306849No
>>32304247I have a calculus midterm tomorrow...
>>32306849No, that'd be a dream come true in some circumstances.
im in bed. im sweaty. my sheets are wet. my blanket is wet. my head is so full i hear rumbling in my ears like a big wooden ship creaking. my entire body is humming and throbbing like i am a nuclear reactor. parts of me ache so much i want to hit them with hammers and break them into pieces. air is thick and my lungs are working too hard to move it around. my eyes feel like they have mouse acceleration turned on and my gaze slips around awkwardly.my body tells me there is supposed to be a man here to deal with this but there is not. why are you all evil and selfish? one of you come to my house or i'll turn into a big flesh monster like akira
>>32306832Not bothersome at all. You get to learn from scratch what feels good to each other, instead of some guy who tries to fuck you like he's fucked his exes without thinking of you
>>32306419>In general I would say if you are unsure if an activity is helpful for you or not, check whether you feel better after having done it, especially less anxious than beforehandThe only thing that does that for me is masturbation. Am I hopeless?
>>32306855>one of you come to my house or i'll turn into a big flesh monster like akiraFunny you'd say that, I just watched a documentary about it last night.Are you sick or just got a quaking uterus?
>>32306857NtaHave you tried hiking for hours until you just about reach the point where you feel like you're being stabbed in the bottoms of your feet with knives? Works for me.
>>32306855*plaps the schizophrenia out of you*
>>32306787It was right after covid and thd bed was extra long.>>32306783>An American man would never.Don't they have mothers?>And he wouldn't open his windows all winter. American houses all have ACs anyway.
>>32306855I would just fuck things up and make it worse. You want some soup? Here's some fresh piping hot soup! Oh... that was the wrong thing to offer... oh no...
Lads is this weird: When i arrive at the airport after a whole day of flying I like to take a shower at the airport before leaving the terminal. Is that weird?
>>32306841No, she loves my autism
>>32306861Sounds painful, but in a nonsexy way instead. How do you even get back?
>>32306863>Don't they have mothers?Who always used bedframes. They weren't taught.>American houses all have ACs anywayThat aren't used in the winter? The idea was that there's no fresh air entering the house unless you open a door for like 5 months.
>>32306866Get this Tom Hanks mothafucka outta here. I don't ever want to see you in my terminal again!
>>32306848That would require a lot of work to undo the damage from your trauma, basically, and then proceeding from there, seeing how it feels after that. The vulnerability itself will be in how you share your sexuality with your partner, as well as your emotional needs.
>>32306822All average women are gorgeous models, awoooga anon, my brain can't differentiate
>>32306866Yeah>>32306869>get back You walk? And if you get to the knives you've gone too far. Just before that feeling is good and you wake up the next day and your legs feel fine.
>>32306874So the vulnerability isn't what needs to be worked on, it's what will be improved by working on the actual problems? I was hoping there was some sort of vulnerability homework I could do like "talk to four men a week" or something actionable.
>>32306878Some vulnerability homework you can do, if you haven't already, is learn your communication and attachment style, as well as your love language. Some introspection. Try a Socratic Dialogue, see what you feel is right, but yes, because your trauma is overlapping so much of you, it is subject to change.
>>32306860its hunting season and i am on fire
>>32306877I wake up sore just from going hard on the elliptical. I die on actual hikes and need someone to help me down. The last time my friends and I went to Acadia, I had to give up right near the start of a couple trails because I knew I wouldn't be able to safely get back down.
>>32306883My love language is compliments, that much I know.
So now that JH has an atoga bf, who is next?
>>32306866That's not weird, it's disgusting.
>>32306886Yeah, that makes sense. So, words of affirmation. Do you know your attachment style?
>>32306887*groomer
>>32306887Oh fuck off. If anything, I have an ATOGA gf instead. She just forgot she's my gf and that we ever started dating and she also forgot to ever post again.
>>32306894No idea. Whichever one makes me want constant contact.
>>32306855women will post this then ghost lmao
>>32306899That would be anxious attachment. I would read up on it if I was you, and see if how it feels and if it resonates. I am also an anxious attachment, and its characterized by being "triggered" by innocuous things that make you question the connection, and needing reassurances.
>>32306896Touchy.
>>32306855L O N D O NONDONI am the one to slay this beast
>>32306901i dont think you can ghost an anonymous thread you didnt make any commitment to
>>32306902I don't question the connection. If anything, I trust my partners too implicitly. Being cheated on always felt totally out of nowhere.>>32306903Fuck you.
>>32306855That's so hot, fuck you for posting it.
>>32306895I'm an adult without any mental disabilities. I can't be groomed.
>>32306871>They weren't taught.Then this a failure of american mothers>That aren't used in the winter?.Okay I didn't know that and yeah no fresh air for a few months in winter is the route to mold city.
>>32306912fuck you if i suffer you suffer
>>32306911Ah you've been cheated on? That's awful, I'm sorry you had that happen. Can you tell me what happened? When you say out of nowhere, was there no leadup or any feelings of disconnect?
>>32306911Fuck you. You can say terrible shit to people but can’t take a joke? Fragile.
>>32306915You know there's app for that right? You could be having sweaty hot sex RIGHT NOW instead of infecting us with your horny
>>32306915You deserve your suffering for ghosting us anons
>>32306855Damn usually when I feel lonely I just cry because there isn't a woman there, this sounds like a panic attack.
Girls, do you think someone should be subjected to physical harm for saying offensive things on twitter?
>currently make $38k/yr>hate my coworkers but live 5 minutes from work >get job offer for $44k/yr at company 2 hours away>similar benefits but get to WFH up to 3 days a week>also a step up in career progression, responsibilities would take me out of the "entry level" area for my profession The money isn't amazing but I really want to take the job just to throw it in my cunt boss's face. I'd have to relocate though and I've never done that before. What do you think, guys?
>>32306917>Can you tell me what happened?I've been cheated on three times. Same shit, guys just went behind my back for one reason or another. No communication that they were unhappy. If anything, most of them cheated on me when I felt we were at our happiest.
>>32306930Right. So nothing felt off to you? Completely blindsided?
>>32306918What terrible shit did I say besides "fuck you"? But yes, I cannot take a joke because I'm cunty.
>guy complains about their life>zero replies>girl complains about her life>”omg that’s so terrible, i’m so sorry you were mildly inconvenienced once”Thirsty fucks.
>>32306609I cringe when people post emails and shit but I keep quiet about it
>>32306913Anyone can be manipulated, and believing yourself immune to manipulation unironically makes you the most vulnerable to manipulation. And yes, there's something inherently manipulative to the message of "there's something wrong with you, but I can fix you". This would be an entirely different situation if it was just an offer to be a friend who offers friendly advice in a friendly manner, but instead it's an offer to set up a therapist-patient authority dynamic, and that will never not be weird.
>>32306929Don't say no to job progression
>>32306836>>32306847>>32306856don't take this virtue signalling seriously.your gf teaching you how to have sex when you're an adult is humiliation. they'll lose some respect for you consciously or subconsciously
>>32306855>one of you come to my houseWill you pay for my uber>>32306875>All average women are gorgeous modelsWhere do you live bro???>>32306887>JH has an atoga bfChat is this real?It's ogre... Hatris and Baileys are dead to me >>32304961Bongo drums>>32304990The food(Wait wtf I scrolled up too much)
If I'm not getting attention from a woman and it's a one way street, should I stop giving her attention as well?
>>32306934If a guy posted some omegaverse tier vent post about how he was full of pheromones and ready to rut he'd get at least some replies from horny femanons
>>32306943You might try it just to see if she chases after you because you stopped. Some women do that.
>>32306934You wanna talk about it champ?
>>32306943>if someone indicates to me that they don't want me to give them attention, should I stop giving them attention?Yes
>>32306934The last time I gave a guy advice, he accidentally sent my post number to his gf.
>>32306914>Then this a failure of american mothersAmerican mothers don't put mattresses on the floor thoughIf an adult man chooses to go without a bed frame and doesn't look into how to keep it clean that's on him.
>>32306919i dont want some stranger from the wasteland i want one i get to keep
>>32306933>What terrible shit did I sayYou keep declining my offers to put a baby in you.
>>32306933In general you’re dismissive of men, callous even. It’s good that you’re conscious that you’re a bitch though. Makes you a tiny bit less aggravating.
>>32306866Taking a shower at the airport is wiiiild bro ngl>>32306943Yes
>>32306922it's just very intense for me man
>>32306929I say do it if relocating is just a scary new experience and not a con.
>>32306957Damn dude, see a doctor still that isn't normal.
>>32306932Yes. One was just totally out of nowhere with some bitch I didn't know. One was with a friend of his that I was aware of but never thought he was sneaking off with her at all. And the last one was a special case where he was just a cunty asshole who was doing stupid shit behind my back on top of also cheating on me randomly.
>>32306941If you date whores, yeah
>>32306944Pheromones aren't a factor in humans.
State genderPick onePart of a friendship trio in which both of them tell each other everything, including what you tell any of them but they don't tell you much of anything and are rather secretive around you and they try to convince you to do things they think it's best for youorFriendship with one person that the only feedback it gives you is invalidating towards you, and they're trying to manipulate you into doing what they think it's best for you
Anyone want to do ATOGA karaoke?
>>32306953Which you're complaining about in a wasteland right now.... I bet there's plenty of sweet guys who'd come over and fix your problems over and over and overBut no, you choose to be horny and bothered when you could be filled and prospering
>>32306965FSo how are these friendships exactly?
>>32306965MNeither.
>>32306964Nor is the concept of alphas, betas, and omegas
>>32306961I see. This really reinforces to me that you have a lot of trouble setting boundaries for yourself in your personal life too. I want you to think about why that would be. Why do you feel like you have to self sacrifice to keep your partners? Why do you have an anxious attachment style? Can you see how those things could intersect, and the type of men that would attract (the ones that would more likely cheat on you)?
>>32306938Nobody from 4chan could have authority over me in any setting. If I don't want to do something I would tell any anon to go suck a cock. I know when I'm being played.>>32306942>implying you even like women who aren't blonde bimbos>>32306954That's not terrible, just reasonable. You haven't even submitted the proper paperwork.>>32306955Dismissive how? I'm not saying you're wrong, I just want to understand where you're coming from.
>>32306855>all men are evil and selfishI hope your loneliness gets so bad that you kill yourself
>>32306968close friends, the only friend you have
>>32306951What does that even mean?
>>32306966Yeah but only if it's only women.Nobody wants to hear male vocaroos.
>>32306965Neither. If you literally forced me to choose, then I'd choose the first one because it'd be easiest to immediately block them on all social media and never talk to them again.>>32306968Yeah this
>>32306952Parents need to be preperae there children for adult life. Not doing something isnt enough, they need to be told.
>>32306974No I mean if that's how they act they aren't friends so I don't understand the question.
>>32306971>Why do you feel like you have to self sacrifice to keep your partners?I don't, though? I put in what I expect to take out, and I usually get it.
>>32306965MI would rather jump off a cliff>>32306977WtfI can pitch it up>>32306972>implying you even like women who aren't blonde bimbosYes I do ackshually Brazilian bimbos are fine too
>>32306979And those men were taught that "letting wet things sit causes mold" They're adults they need to use the knowledge they have and apply it to new situations. Stop treating men like toddlers.
>>32306983Nobody cares.Nobody wants to hear a man's voice.
>>32306972I toss a little shit at you and suddenly you’re receptive to what I have to say? Nah. Go talk it over with your shrink.
>>32306980Ah, I see...Not really friends I guess
>>32306982I can see why you would say that. However, those other questions are important in the framing of the whole thing I am trying to say.
>>32306983You're all talk until the horny questions come out. Then you're suddenly too embarrassed to talk shop. I know your game, you just like to tease.
>>32306986OK women start singing then
>>32306988Exactly. I thought what >>32306978 thought. Pick option 1 and block them.
>>32306986Women do. I’m pretty sure at least 3 here have masturbated to mine.
>>32306987I just think you take "fuck you" too harshly.
>>32306855Can you lie on your back, elevate your legs into the air, rotate your torso at a right angle, bring your feet down to plant them on the ground, push down on your mattress with your hands, rise into an upright standing position, move one leg at a time to ambulate towards your hamper, take your sweaty clothes off and place them in the bin, step towards your dresser and closet, cover yourself in clean clothes, navigate through your home towards the front door, step outside into the fresh air, and breathe deeply of all the green and blue and earthy scents that nature has to offer? Even if you're just manually forcing yourself to do all this, can we manage one more day of Fake It Til You Make It? I believe you can. I believe in you. You'll weather the storms on your own, and your future man will be there for you after you've already conquered yourself with your own strength and your own will. Good luck.
>>32306995Nobody wants to hear you.
>>32306992Yeah, I think I'll just get colder and colder towards themDon't want to start dramas
>>32306990How can I talk shop if I never took any classesExcuse me for not being nympho I guess>>32306995Bro's got a harem>>32306998>take your sweaty clothes off and place them in the binThrowing your clothes in the bin is wild
>>32306996NTAAnd I think you throw around "fuck you" way too often.
>>32306996I think you’re becoming an annoyance. Too one-note.
>>32306975Sorry, his own post number. He liked what I wrote, so he copied-and-pasted it, including the >>32306975 bit.
>>32307003>Excuse me for not being nympho I guessYou're not excused.>>32307004True. Which would make it even less "terrible" of me to say.>>32307005Becoming?
>>32307002Why bother just cut them offOr are you hesitant to make waves because you're forced to see these people regularly?
>>32306941Believe it or not people like different things. I was 26 when I first had sex myself so I don't actually think you need to be some weirdo just for being a late bloomer. And there is some inherent appeal in being able to set the bar for any future experience, the power in first introducing someone to the female body and shared sexual pleasure.
>>32307010>You're not excusedWtf Should we hatris and chill then
>>32307004NtaFuck you
>>32307003British bins aren't American bins. Americans have laundry bins.
>>32307014I call your bluff that you even get boners for non-euro women.
>>32307016That's called a hamper bro
>>32307010Yeah. Becoming. But then, you’ve been a coping husk for so many years already.I don’t fucking like you.
Would you want to or not want to hear if your partner experienced this?>gets a crush on someone else during your relationship>never acts on it/acts indifferent around the crush>but secretly often has obsessive thoughts about the crush for a long time>crush goes away with time after about a year>no crush anymore
>>32307016We have those in Europe too.>>32307018Nope.
>>32307009I don’t understand. He copied his post for his gf? Like, outed that he asked here?
>>32306943Yes. The alternative will have success in very rare cases and even in those cases her being so on the fence initially is likely to be a sign there was never great potential in that match. In the cases you are predictably unsuccesful, it will easily breed resentment and/or make you lose self respect for flogging a dead horse.
>>32307020Obviously not hearIf nothing happened the only reason to tell me would be to selfishly assuage your own guilt.>>32307023Yeah. It'a a laundry hamper. Maybe in an industrial setting you would call it a bin but in a house? That's a hamper bro.
>>32307011Yeah, I'll inevitably run into them at some point as I live in a pretty small circle of peopleWith one of them I'm not really talking anymore, and with the other I'm sending reels from time to time - it's the guy from the second optionFriendship trios are shit
>>32307019Well I don't hate you yet. Give me an excuse to hate you so it can be mutual.
>>32307020F, I'd rather not hear about it, but if sufficient time had passed I don't think hearing about it would fuck me up either. Hard to predict with these things though.
>>32307024He copied the words that I wrote and sent them to her. Amusing if true.
>>32306972I'm tall, white, and younger than you. How much more paperwork do you need?
>>32306965F, obviously neither situation is ideal but between those I'd pick the former. I do not like to burden people with secrets and do not typically tell them things they absolutely cannot share with others, let alone other friends of mine, in the first place.
>>32307030I didn’t say hate. You aren’t important enough for me to hate.
>>32307020I would want to hear it so I can break up with you
>>32307018>>32307023>>32307028Wow, I can't believe that different regions have different words for the same items. Anyway, would anyone like some cool refreshing carbonated pop?
>>32307041I could use a beppy.
>>32307034That doesn't make you a compatible life partner. That just means you happen to fit some of my type preferences.
>>32307016Wtf why do you put your washing in the bin>>32307017>you even get boners for non-euro womenI've posted here several times about the two hottest girls I went out with were black and hapa lol
>>32307037Oh, okay. The "fucking" made it seem more like hatred. So are you a guy or a girl? I want to know if there's a pattern with the people who strongly dislike me.
I have fapped 4 times today and I think I'm about to hit number 5.Who knew I'd still be this horny in my 30s.
>>32307041>pop"fly over" state inhabitant detected
>>32307048What are you fapping to
>>32307041Fucking weird ass midwesternersTouch an oceanOh wait you can't
>>32307048Which actresses
>>32307051A busty Argentinian OF slut probably.
>>32307045>That doesn't make you a compatible life partnerWhich makes me ideal baby daddy material.
You lot all have laundry bins? I just use me laundry bint.
>>32307055Like Candy Robbs.
>>32307054Earlier it was Carla Cute once, a chan e-girl and the other two times I don't remember.Now its >>32307055>>32307060What are you talking about?>>32307059Not that far off, had to google her but a similar build.Uravity.
>>32307058Britbongs, for whom the Ben bongs
>>32307064>uravityAnime characters, huh.
>>32307066No, that's the name she goes by.Ur4vity to be exact
>>32307047I’m not interested in you. Fuck off. There are plenty of guys who want to fuck you here.
>>32307069Pretty nice but good god do I hate that face. Thanks for sharing.
>>32307058I had to Google it but I have confirmed that this is funny
>>32307058https://voca.ro/12vsGyleJFlX
>>32307064>chan e-girlswut
>>32307069>Ur4vityGrim.
>>32306934I don't come here to talk to men desu
>>32307069this linked to a reddit account of a 19yo italian lesbian wth
>>32307079I have no clue what you are talking about.So uh, I'm happy for you, or my condolences, whichever fits.
>>32307083Oh fuck sorry I thought you were JH lol
>>32306986I literally fell in love with a guy by only hearing his voice
>>32307082The amount of incompetent anons ITT right now is staggeringEven her linktree is just ur4vity>>32307085Ok.
>>32306729I don't have a bed frame.... Why does that matter? F
>>32306985They should make that connection but a mother should also when she visits her children and notice they dont have bedframes, tell them to get one.There is a mutual responsibility of care in a family not just one until the children are adult.
>>32307089Mold
>>32307091>mother should also when she visits her childrenNta but bold of you to assume that my mother would ever visit me lmao
>>32307088I found who she's fapping toIt's just that I saw that link to r*ddit
>>32307091>a mother should also when she visits her childrenLook at this dork with his intact family.
>>32307093Why would mold grow there just because it's touching the floor? I don't have mold under my other furniture that sits on the floor.
>>32307096>shehe
>>32307099Because sweat seeps through and the underside gets wet
>>32307099Does your other furniture trap moisture like a mattress does? Does your other furniture elevate itself on, say, legs?
>>32307091And some adult children would take offense at thatI get what you're saying with the whole "mutual responsibility of care" thing but I can't blame my mother for not teaching me something when I had complete power to seek it out for myself. Have some autonomy dude. Past a certain point you aren't allowed to blame mom any more. Sure she should have taught you but the fault lies with you because she didn't tell you to put a mattress on the floor without a bedframe you chose that. Take responsibility for your own actions.
>>32306855I volunteer to come and take care of you.But I don't know where you live and you might live too far away.It isn't my fault though, I was never given a chance.
>>32307099What else do you have that's a porous and absorbent material that you sweat on for 8 hours a day that's making full contact with the floor?
>>32307083>my condolencesThanks anon ;__; https://voca.ro/1kBjqm15pQ0U>>32307107>I was never given a chanceBro rejected himself
>>32307059>Candy RobbsLmao this is a sick pornstar name honestly
Women, am I sexist for using sports metaphores in the office?
>>32307115no
>>32307115Too inside baseball
>>32307115NahI might not get it though
NEW THREAD!!!>>32307122>>32307122>>32307122
>>32307115>tfw HR email saying not to talk about sports because it doesn't include female employeesThis was before covid and I've never gone back to an office since and I never will, fuck HR
>>32306427For me it is much less about getting myself off than getting her off, the thrill of the fantasy is in basically being a living sex toy/slave
>>32307057You just want to nut all up in this.
Men, what are some things every woman could do to become more attractive? I mean things like lose weight, grow out hair, etc.
>>32307214Fuck please just be more assertive and talk more! Be direct! I love that, and go for the girls that suggest they're like that~>4chan captchaFUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOUnow I'm better desu
>>32305965Would she stop being a prozzy if we're together?
>>32305990Bro, women don't date men shorter than them.
>>32306055Misandry is real, and a good thing
>>32306063Based
>>32307446Yes
