"Incel Incarceration Camps" edition. ITT we ask the opposite gender anything!NOTE: this is *not* a "general" thread, nor is it a chat-room. Stay on-topic. In particular, the following topics should *NOT* be posted here:- Politics (take that to /pol).- Trolling of any kind (take that to /b).- Racism (also take that to /b).- Misogynistic rants (take those to /r9k).- Personal details or pictures of yourself - these are not allowed on /adv threads. (If you feel the need to post toonme images, there's a corresponding thread on /soc where those are allowed).- Blog posts. (Honestly, there's no good place for those!).- Any image that is not work-safe.Help to keep the thread nice by reporting off-topic, poor-quality, or inappropriate posts.Previously on ATOGA: >>32304247
First or having >her hands rub my arms and pecs
FemanonsDo you want a guy who is a good fighter?
describe the last girl you rejected
if UN claims that people have a right on life, why suicide is forbidden in most countries?
>>32307133ugly (not fat)
>>32307129>Do you want a guy who is a good fighter?Oh, Jesus, no! One of the things that is absolute, automatic deal-breaker is if a guy *ever*, under any circumstances at all, throws the first punch.
Femanons, I want a gf but I am always tired and I just want to sit at home after work or school and watch youtube videos instead of using a dating app.
Reminder that JH got an ATOGA BF.
>>32307138No solution for that really, a dating app is already the most easily accessible and low effort way to maybe meet someone. I don't blame you for not liking it, nobody does. But in general you cannot accept to get anything in life without putting effort into it. You put effort into getting your job and succeeding at school too.
>>32307129Yes>>32307127Fuck I miss his so bad
>>32307127I did that for my fwb after he fucked me. He has a sexy body.
>>32307133>describe the last girl you rejectedI don't think I've ever actually straight up rejected a woman. (ponders) I've broken up with several, sure; but I think I've always gone on at least a couple of dates with any woman who expressed an interest. I can't always tell up front how attracted to someone I'll be; it depends on an awful lot of things besides physical appearance. So I usually give women an opportunity to grow on me.
>>32307137>Good fighter=Throwing first punchRetard alert!!!
>>32307133MBrunette, same age as me, mostly like to spend her time hanging around country bars and tried to go for the country girl aesthetic. I did go on one date with her, but I turned her down for a second because it was just really clear to me that she'd mistaken me for a different type of guy that I just wasn't. Basically she wanted some kind of truck driving urban cowboy type I think, I can do the usual manly man stuff like shooting and fixing trucks but I am a nerdy guy at heart.
>>32307137These are not mutually exclusive
>>32307137What if I live in a really bad city? Like, it’s very rare I go out for a walk and don’t have to fight my way out of a bad situation.
>>32307143Not true, he‘s mine.
>>32307143You're just jealous because you have too much shame to try out the same manipulation tactics on other girls.
>>32307150Hot wtf
>>32307156A fellow minneapolian
>>32307156>What if I live in a really bad city?Move.
Men, when is it acceptable to tell a girl you think she's pretty?
>>32307129Yes.And by good fighter I mean good at avoiding them in the first place but also good at winning them if it comes to it.
>>32307143You wish.
>>32307165Why would I ever want to raise her self esteem? I have to keep it low so she won't leave me.
>>32307153I hope you at least asked her what she thinks about nerdy guys before rejecting
>>32307138Dating apps are a con anyway. https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2024/nov/03/addicted-to-love-how-dating-apps-exploit-their-usersIt's sad, they used not to be like that. OKCupid, for example, was a really cool place before it got taken over by Match Group.
>>32307129>Do you want a guy who is a good fighter?I don't want to ever find out.>>32307138I'm pretty sure you can use a dating app while sitting at home and watching youtube.
>>32307165>Men, when is it acceptable to tell a girl you think she's pretty?When you're dating her.
Shy women, please give me ideas on how to make my shy gf open up more.
>>32307159It’s very revealing how you guys think I was trying to manipulate her.
>>32307165If she's your gf
>>32307122State genderRemember this classic?
>>32307156>like it's very rare I go for a walk and don't have to fight my way outI really find this hard to believe, I lived in a pretty shitty neighborhood in college and only had trouble like once every few months, and it only ever escalated beyond a firm "fuck off" once.
>>32307133I matched with her on an app but never met so I don't really remember what she looks like. I remember she had some sort of nerve disease that required her be in the bath for extended periods of time, as well as have a service dog when she went out. I also remember her only interest was that show Criminal MindsI rejected her because after ONE day of texting, she told me if I want nudes I need to download snapchat because she doesn't send them unless it's on there (I did not mention anything about that at all) and she also mentioned a bunch of dates she had planned with other guys she'd matched with. It all felt too casual and I was interested in something more
>>323071335'6" overweight but losing weight, blonde, German and Italian ancestry, microbiologist, funny as hell with a 4chan sense of humor.I actually did go on a date with her, and she ended up rejecting me, and I asked if she still wanted to stay in contact and she said no.And like 5 months later she called me and started talking to me again, apparently she had found a bf from a guy she was going on dates with the same time as me, and he ended up treating her badly and started to become abusive and they broke up.She then started sending me memes about "us" and memes about "us" being bf and gf, and I let her down nicely that I was not interested.I was not interested in being her second choice, she could have had me if I was her first choice.
>>32307165When you got your nose in her pussy.
>>32307178>Shy women, please give me ideas on how to make my shy gf open up more.What do you mean by "open up", exactly?
>>32307181No?
>>32307181Yeah, I started it. It‘s hilarious.
>>32307122When should I let a girl I’ve been seeing know that I’m rich? Like I am personally wealthy, but my parents have generational wealth. I generally try to hide that fact from others, but they’re very generous about it and so it won’t be hidden for long
Women, why do you like wearing short shorts?
Ended up fapping to ASMR porn.
>>32307165When asked, or when courting/dating, or if she gets all dressed up (usually she will ask regardless)Complimenting certain aspects like hair or clothing is fine in my opinion but a blanket statement seems personal
>>32307178Part of it will just have to happen in time, relaxing more as you grow more familiar to her. Being open about your own life, vulnerabilities etc can invite her to feel welcome to share, or worry less about how you might perceive her. It especially helps if the (casual) way you talk about these things, drives home the message that it's not a big deal to doubt yourself sometimes or to admit that. If you can only be real with her at a personal deep low point, that kind of reinforces that letting your guard down is a last resort.Encourage her to talk by asking open-ended questions, general stuff like "how did that make you feel?" or even just "can you tell me more about that?", that does not imply impending judgment or assumptions on your part. In general being an engaged and active listener (no phone, lots of eye contact, nodding/listening noises/encouraging smiles or looks, unwavering attention) helps people open up more because they are constantly affirmed that yes, you do want to hear more from them.
>>32307186Just getting her to talk more about herself.
>>32307192I would think it will become obvious as soon as she sees your house? Possibly even as soon as she sees your car?
>>32307197>try schlicking to ASMR porn>find stuff specifically for women>it's all terrible >end up just getting off to nondescript sounds with a woman moaning occasionally
>>32307192Not until after you have dated them long enough to be able to assert they are not trying to take advantage of you. You can be vague if they ask about income/spending money and if you ask me you should consider it a red flag to end things over if she insists anyway. It is totally normal to not want to give full insight in your financial situation (whether you are rich or poor) to someone you are actively just getting to know. Obviously tell them before they meet your family.
>>32307170I didn't really need to, it was pretty obvious from one date that she was looking for a good ol' boy type who would spend his Sundays on beer and football, fishing, hunting, nascar, and all of that. She wanted to date me because we were in a super liberal college town and I was probably the closest thing to that that she'd found in a while, but that's just not me. She was cute and nice, I'm sure she found plenty of guys back in her hometown who would get in barfights over dating her, this isn't a sad ending for her lol, she would never be happy with a husband with an office job who dresses up for the renaissance faire
>>32307194It's not acceptable to not wear pants in front of other people and sometimes I really don't want to have stuff on my legs.
>>32307206I live a pretty modest lifestyle. I want for nothing, but my car is a 2015 Subaru I bought new and my condo is pretty modest as well. Most of my wealth is tied up in stocks
>>32307194Comfortable, lets my legs breathe, and makes me feel sexy.
>>32307204>Just getting her to talk more about herself.I'm curious about why you need her to do that. If she doesn't like to talk about herself, does that matter? If she doesn't like to talk at all, that's different; but if she's got plenty of other stuff to say on other subjects, isn't that enough? She probably just thinks she isn't very interesting. And honestly, maybe she actually isn't? If nothing especially interesting has happened to her yet, that's not a comfortable thing to have to admit. Have some interesting experiences with her, then she can talk about them!
>>32307215No need to bring it up for quite some time, then.
>>32307192>When should I let a girl I’ve been seeing know that I’m rich?In my relationship, I knew right away. It just came up naturally as we were talking about how we grew up and our careers.
>>32307179How would a manipulator have behaved differently? Is "You're broken, I can fix you" something that a manipulator would definitely not say?
>>32307182Nah I’m serious. I go next door to CVS and I’m accosted by fucking waves. Sometimes I get beat up and I have to hope I can find an apple or roast chicken in a trash can.
>>32307165Why would you post this when I'm struggling to draw something right now.You did this, YOU POSTED THIS KNOWING WHAT I WAS DOING, STOP STALKING ME YOU BITCH, DIE
>>32307194I'm fat as fuck, so I don't wear short shorts
>>32307225Tfw no gf that will fix me
Men, what are some things every woman could do to become more attractive? I mean things like lose weight, grow out hair, etc.
>>32307122>TFW I'm starting to have feelings for a NSFW ASMRtistWTF do I do?
I know you niggas probably don't remember me >>32264310 but the same company offered me a position today for an okay amount of money. I`m weighing my options at the moment but should I consider the fact that they ONLY did a 10 minute interview with me to be a redflag/con?
>>32307236Take out your wallet. Look at your wallet. Remember that that's all you are to her.
>>32307222I suppose. I still want to hide and make sure she likes me for me
>>32307225I never said I could fix her, I said maybe I could help treat her. I said many times to go to therapy. You are clearly just having a meltdown because your parasocial relationship is threatened. For someone who claims to care, you are being very selfish and disgusting.
>>32307225Nice stealth posting.
>>32307122Men, Took a while to get my bf into bed. Turns out he has kind of a small dick, and is massively hung up about it. (I haven't measured it, or anything, but I'm guessing 3" maybe). I'm genuinely not bothered, partly because I *really* like him, and partly because I'm very into O+A, and small is actually good for those! How the heck do I get him to believe this?
>>32307233You listed the two most obvious ones and I can't think of any othersMaybe less makeup. Too much makeup just looks bad, a little bit of makeup solely for style looks great
>>32307233actually learn how to use makeup, train ass and legs, get contacts if you have dark eyes, use teeth whitening strips
>>32307246>I'm very into O+A, and small is actually good for those!Show him your collection of Opie and Anthony memes.
>>32307246Do lots of lewd stuff with him and don't try to convince him he's got enough dick. He'll just know you're lying and it'll make him more self conscious. If you really truly make it seem like you still enjoy being intimate with him that might help
>>32307122Women, does the man in this image being the same height as the woman give you the ick?
>>32307246>Turns out he has kind of a small dick, and is massively hungironicanyway I guess the best way to get him to believe is by showing your genuine enthusiasm for his cock and by doing a bunch of anal. Actions speak louder than words, and you can give him both.
>>32307240I don't think it's a great idea to go out of your way to hide it, especially if it comes at the cost of lying to your potential SO or just not being as open to her. You're putting up walls in between you by being extra careful about what you reveal of your background, and you're choosing to make it hard for you two to connect. I find it not particularly hard to understand whether someone likes me sincerely, personally, and I find that to be the case for most adults. Unless you're very naive or have other serious issues, trust your gut and don't be paranoid.There are women who are interested primarily in a relationship where they benefit financially from the man they're dating, but they're frankly pretty forward about it as there is no shortage of men who will date cute women even if it means supporting them financially. By not being a paypig you filter them out rather quickly.
Women would you date a man who due to trauma or who knows what randomly goes into phases where he is very solemn and says very few words for days at a time?
>>32307250>get contacts if you have dark eyesBad take I love dark eyes
>>32307233-Wear red, red dresses, red lipstick-Squat, get nicer legs and butt-boob job (just being honest)-BBL is an extreme option but is a shortcut to 10/10 ass-Apparently marilyn monroe eyebrows work, but they have to be subtle, and are probably expensive-Ruffle your hair more, learn the attractive body language-Foundation and blush are the most important aspects of makeup-Smoky eyes are hot but make you less approachable, could try it and see if it works for you-go blonde-be as hairless as possible and moisturise until you are shiny-dress nice and feminine, dresses, skirts etc, don't go for weird experimental fashion, archetype looks like goth are good too-If you have greasy skin take care of that, it looks so bad-contacts (though this is very fraudulent imo)
>>32307169>>32307177>>32307180>>32307185>>32307198So it's a bad idea to do it after meeting her, right? >pic not related
>>32307254Didn't even notice it, don't care.
>>32307238>should I consider the fact that they ONLY did a 10 minute interview with me to be a redflag/con?Depends a bit on the job and on your CV/résumé. Do you have an unusual skill set? Or alternatively is it such a low-skill job that literally anyone could do it?
>>32307133I've never had to reject anyone.
>>32307192I'm assuming you mean really, really rich, rather than just "upper middle class, has a holiday home and 100k in an index fund"Don't hide it, but don't brag about it either. Be casual about it. Be down to earth and be very clear that you recognise how privileged you are in this respect, if not in others (I don't know your life). You shouldn't attract anyone by your wealth if you follow this method; it will still be a factor that makes a girl go "ooh I think I've chosen well" once you've already been on a few dates, but that's perfectly normal and doesn't mean she's dating you for your money at all.
>>32307258>Women would you date a man who due to trauma or who knows what randomly goes into phases where he is very solemn and says very few words for days at a time?For days at a time? No.
>>32307259they look good on people who have evil/aggressive looking face but girls younger than 40 who have evil/aggressive looking face are super rare
>>32307262>after meeting herDepends on the context of meeting herOff a dating app, sure. At work, kinda weird
>>32307250>get contacts if you have dark eyesWhat nonsense is this
>>32307262Wait until there's some investment on her part, she already knows she's pretty
>>32307246Just fuck him with lots of soul and enthusiasm, often, initiate. Actions speak louder than words and if he's that insecure, spontaneously praising his dick is likely to be met with distrust and the idea that you are just trying to be nice. He won't think you are clawing his back up moaning because you are just trying to be nice so just focus on having the best possible sex together.
>>32307262>So it's a bad idea to do it after meeting her, right?You mean immediately after meeting her? Probably. It sends a message that her physical appearance is the only thing you're interested in.
>>32307246the hell is O+A
>>32307278Analingus.
>>32307282i dont believe you that makes no sense
on second thought it kinda does
>>32307284Oral + Anal
>>32307287why not just say eating ass like a normal person?
>>32307246He's right to be hung up about it, because you're already compensating for the fact that he is small. Eventually you'll use the fact that he is small against him, directly or indirectly. Does this guy have money? Because why else would you be so interested in "convincing" him you're actually into him?
>>32307288Because the OP probably meant giving him blowjobs and having him fuck her ass
>>32307288Because she actually likes dicks in her mouth and dicks in her ass, so analingus was just a shitpost anyway.
>>32307233The big 4 and you had half of them alreadyLose weightGrow out hair (natural hair color)No nose piercingsNo visible tattoos
>>32307288Because it's a hamper, not a laundry bin.
>>32307246Proof that dick size does not matter face and even personality matter far more.I want the retard from yesterday to apologize to me.
>>32307297>No nose piercings>No visible tattoosSubjective, I love both of those
>>32307233>Men, what are some things every woman could do to become more attractive? I mean things like lose weight, grow out hair, etc.I tend not to focus too much on physical appearance. What I'm most interested in is whether a woman is fun to hang out with, and whether she comes across as someone who isn't going to require too much effort to be with. Learn how to relax, and be confident. Don't be afraid to laugh. Come across as someone who doesn't need support or fixing. Be easygoing: don't fly off the handle easily. Be able to make plans - if he asks "What would you like to do?" then don't ever say "I don't know, what do you want to do?" Be handy enough to be able to put up shelves without assistance. Know how to cook. Have interesting things to talk about, and don't expect me always to lead the conversation. Learn to kiss.
>>32307264I don't know if it's an unusual skill set but the job is being a liaison between end users of a financial application software and the IT team supporting said software. At my current company, only the supervisors act as these liaisons. They bring me in sometimes to help because I'm tech savvy and admittedly it's odd for a CS major to be in my job.
>>32307278>the hell is O+AOral and Anal. (Not both at the same time!)
>>32307239I'm a woman, he's a man and I'm not giving him any money.
>>32307302no, you just want to increase your odds of finding a woman by selecting unpopular criteria. Like a person who says they like fat women- they just like how easy their access to women is if they say they like fat women.
>>32307293>you're already compensating for the fact that he is small.I'm not compensating, I *prefer* that size.
>>32307304I hope you've seen Office Space.
In a row!?!
>>32307261>boob jobIn all cases? >attractive body language What does that mean?
Hi babies I miss you
>>32307311Woman doublethink at work.
>>32307294>Because the OP probably meant giving him blowjobs and having him fuck her assOP did indeed mean precisely that! lol
>>32307315Plural?
>>32307318>not giving blowjobs and having her fuck his assgay
Men,do you like it when women are vulnerable with you, telling you about their weaknesses and burdens?Or do you find it annoying?
>>32307310Nice armchair psychology anon but I know what I like and have always liked. Goth/alt style is my thing
>>32307322I like it. The more the merrier, tell me allll your pain and sorrow until I’m basically your new dad.
>>32307322>do you like it when women are vulnerable with you, telling you about their weaknesses and burdens?In the right time and right place, yes.>Or do you find it annoying?In the wrong time and wrong place, yes.
>>32307322MIt doesn't lead anywhere good when either gender opens up about weaknesses and burdens. It's not annoying it's just not useful.
>>32307322I wouldn't say I like it because I don't enjoy them having those things, but I like them letting me in and trusting me. We can shoulder it together
>>32307322Of course I like it. It makes me feel honoured that anyone trusts me enough and feels comfortable enough around me to say such things.Obviously this doesn't apply to people who are just trauma dumping to me when I'm their acquaintance and nothing more
>>32307322>do you like it when women are vulnerable with you, telling you about their weaknesses and burdens?I like it if she feels able to be open and honest and knows I won't judge her. But if that's *all* she ever talks about, then eventually that does begin to grate a little.
>>32307322you expect her to tell you about her fear of poodles or that embarassing event in 5th grade class but instead it's whoever raped her on that party and le too disgusted by herself to tell you
>>32307158There’s only one that gets shared between you all?
>>32307322A woman sharing her burdens with me in a healthy communicative manner makes me feel like a man. I get to help? I get to problem solve? This makes me feel like I'm good for her.If her problems are ongoing and she tells me about them all the time but I'm not allowed to do anything about it? Emasculating, demoralizing, and I will struggle.
>>32307330mfs weren't lying when they said campus rape was a problemI never should have been an anti-SJW
>>32307312Yes I know about the liaison meme but at least at my current company, IT cannot be trusted and they need someone to QC their shit
>>32307332I’m a lucky duck.
>>32307330I'm sorry she feels that way. I could never be disgusted with her for what happened to her. I would listen as she unloads that burden and still be there for her afterwards.
>>32307322Yes because I also want to do the same and my goal in a relationship is to be best friends who can always trust each other and feel safe together.
>>32307336So is JH apparently
>>32307332sharing is caring :3
>>32307306Are you JH?
Men, women, thoughts?
>>32307334The answer is to raise the drinking age for women to 35.
>>32307343the hell is a power lesbian lol
>>32307343MI can appreciate a traditionalist
>>32307322it's good to find out about more red flags. also it'll be useful for revenge if she does something evil to me
>>32307339Yes I make her feel very loved and seen.
>>32307343americans are out of their minds
>>32307343MI can relate, the dad was probably a massive POS in a nonpartisan sense, people are always quick to judge but generally anyone who dies to patricide likely fucked around to get to that point.
men, what makes you feel like a man?
>>32307355When my posts don't get a (You).
>>32307355Just existing in general? I'm not one of those guys who keeps thinking and talking about being a man all the time, always found that shit weird.
>>32307355MMacaque
>>32307344I can't imagine a less effective answer.The answer is to unfuck the campus culture. Like jesus christ it's just expensive daycare for adults, no wonder we see the combination of predators and high risk taking behavior that leads to rapes. Women just diving into the shark pit.
>>32307343MI spent five minutes researching this woman and lmao>power lesbianshe's married to a MtF tranny who is putting very little effort in, clearly her lesbianism is not that powerful>Her dad voted for Harris tooLeft wing men get what they fucking deserve, guess his virtue signalling didn't save him.
>>32307345Rich affluent lesbian in upper social circles that usually only partners with other power lesbians.
>>32307355That time some woman used a machine after me in the gym and said "wow thats a lot"Also >>32307360
day 14horn E
>>32307342>Are you JH?No. I feel like I've completed an ATOGA rite of passage now that someone has asked me that, though.
>>32307355>men, what makes you feel like a man?Literally nothing.
>>32307373Expressing interest in smallish dicks and anal will do that
To foids: what can a moid do to show you he's intelligent? I like women who are intelligent myself and also tend to attract more sapiosexual ladies but I never really though about how to show it off, I usually just rely on my appearance and on being very affectionate.
>>32307355Building stuff. Repairing stuff. Underarm carrying a woman. That psychic link up brotherhood with the guys. That calm unphased feeling when I'm processing a carcass or working in inclement weather.
>>32307344>The answer is to raise the drinking age for women to 35.I feel like men not raping people would probably be a step in the right direction. t. man who doesn't rape people
>>32307355Testosterone and my cock.
>>32307377Is this satire?
>>32307362The answer is facetious, it's been discussed to death that men are not comfortable with further empowering unaccountable campus courts to retroactively litigate consent, there have been too many high profile fuckups and horror stories to give the feminists the benefit of the doubt on this issue anymore, and no amount of seminars or powerpoints is going to create a world where you can safely get wasted with a bunch of also wasted strangers, and that goes for both sexes. If you just want to crack down on the party culture overall in college sure, I'm sure some people could get behind that.
>>32307385No, I'm asking a cringe question in the cringe thread knowing fully well how cringe it is.
>>32307370purely made up headcanon that in bladerunner 2049 K survives and Lt. Joshi's slight empathy towards K has her overcome her "they're not human" prejudice of replicants and they live together, both finding comfort in a real, grounded relationship.
>>32307355Besides having testosterone, penis, and larger muscle mass, there's a few things to note:>We don't get periods.>Anime Pussy to appreciate>Accountability and Responsibility for my own problem>Don't need a lot to be happy.
>>32307345https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=power%20lesbian
Fellow men you ARE learning to cook and clean by yourself so that you only have to pay your wife $50 per week for being a breeding sow who does nothing all day right? I am NOT paying $100 per week for that.
How many of you are doing NNN How are your balls ?
>>32307343Some people are crazy, this is a whole new kinda crazy. You're nutty as a three dollar bill if you didn't vote for Trump, but this is psycho yandere shit.>>32307350>Leftists are out of their minds FIFY
How do I suggest that my girlfriend starts working out? If she did pilates or something like that she would be even sexier.
>>32307401:( This kills the femanon
>>32307233Dress more feminine, grow long hair, natural color hair, makeup, not wearing sneakers or running shoes. Talk to people.
>>32307399I'm not. Only idiots participate in that nofap bullshit.My balls are huge, and they stay that way no matter how much I legume, No beans about it.
>>32307396Women who try to commodify this kind of domestic labor are fucking idiots, are they paying their husbands rent too? If he makes dinner or picks it up does he deduct that from your share?
>>32307194L E GI think it's the autism I don't like the fabric bunching when I squat or raise my legs above 90 degrees.
>>32307399I'm pretending to do NNN but I get so hard and horny I coom an extra sized load every night, like somehow the NNN energy has amped up everything
I fucked up and I think I lost my best friend. I tried to kiss her, we were talking, I apologized, she seemed to have accepted the apology, we talked normally for a while, we laughed, we listened to music, she added some more songs to the playlist I have with her name, I took her home, we hugged twice, I waited for her to get home to make sure she was safe and I left, the next day she called me scolding me for what I did, I apologized again, it seemed like everything was fine, but now I feel like she's moving away.
>>32307399balls are finehorny level is off the charts today
>>32307194Because it feels comfortably sexy, and I don't have to worry about chaffing.
>>32307343Mbased
>>32307401Make it sound like a mutual thing. Instead of >You're fat slob, work out she should hear something like >I think we should both do exercise, I'm gonna do X, have you thought about pilates?
>>32307399I hit the left one with the bar doing deadlifts today =(
>>32307410You're an empath so you're absorbing all the extra horniness emanating from the men around you >>32307414Why?
>>32307422>Why?tf you mean why, because its the 12th day
>>32307408Nta but if it's his preference that I don't work and I stay home to take care of the house and possibly kids I would expect some kind of "allowance" like she said it was.
>>32307412>I love my best friend>We hug and spend quality time together>But God forbid we share a kiss>Now she can't keep it casual with me no more, running awayWomen, riddle me this: why does kissing potentially complicate things for you? Why can't kisses be casual and fun too? I know so many girls who act like this, who try to be cuddly, but the moment you start kissing and being intimate, you push away, its so very strange because I know most of you aren't religious.
Women, I'm new to this board, how the fuck am I supposed to believe you're vagina women and not penis women?
How much give/take is meant to be in a healthy relationship? There are things that I do for my girlfriend not with any expectation to get something in return but because it's naturally who I am. I didn't begin to think about it until she continuously commented on how considerate I am. I feel like I'm beginning to develop a complex. I think about whether or not she would do these things for me. How much of our relationship is placed on my initiation. Guys make me feel like I'm too sensitive because as a man I'm "supposed to take the lead." But what if sometimes I don't want to? What if I want her to hold or kiss me first without needing to ask? What if I want her to initiate sex sometimes? What's wrong with that? I'm thinking about it now because I'm going to get stuff to set up a date idea that she mentioned off hand once some time ago. Something I haven't done before but I want to because it's worth her. I don't think she knows me like I know her, I question how much she cares.
Men, what do you prefer on a woman: Thin or thick eyebrows?
>>32307396We've lost the plot somewhere.If I'm the sole earner in a marriage(ideal) I think it's necessary to give my wife an allowance. She gets exactly this much money, taken from my account and directly deposited into her account that is entirely up to her to spend as she wants. The amount is going to be based on how much I make. It's not the same as the money we're BOTH using to pay for our groceries and bills and fixing the water heater and so on.
>>32307427You don't worry about it, and assume men are men and women are women. Simple.
>>32307258That's me too.
>>32307430Thiccccc eyebrows.
>>32307430depends on the face
>>32307194they are insanely comfortable
>>32307426>some ugly 4channer tries to kiss his friends out of nowhere>she feels uncomfortable>why is she acting like a bitch???
>>32307438This was meant as a reply to >>32307427.
>>32307412nag I just want a woman to completely unpack this from the woman's perspective out of curiosity so I'm giving it an extra reply
>>32307426Because I don't want to kiss you
>>32307430I'm okay with either, just don't do that thing where you shave off your eyebrows and wear fake ones. I would prefer you had a unibrow to that, thankfully that's more of a guy thing.Women: Are unibrows hot or not?
>>32307438There has been instances of body posting.
>>32307424Personally I was a stay at home husband for a couple of years while I finished my degree and took care of our kids, and we had a budgeted amount per month that was my "no questions asked" money, as in I can literally light it on fire and she can't complain about it, but it feels really condescending to call it an allowance lol.
>>32307453>condescendingHence the quotes. But does it really matter?
>>32307355I don't ever not feel like a man but I guess I feel like I'm fulfilling my purpose when I feel I'm protecting people/property. It fills me with strength and willpower
>>32307322I like it a lot because it's something that we can discuss and I can share my experiences too, I think what I like most about it is that it cuts through all the small talk that I think we often get stuck talking about which goes no where.
Is it wrong to be too available for your girlfriend?
>>32307430I feel like I've only ever noticed thick eyebrows, so probably thatOnly if they're actual eyebrows though that drawn on shit looks weird
>>32307443Nonono, it's more like this:>We're hugging, and snuggling and hanging out, for months, hints of wanting a relationship, at least a casual one, are super strong, everything but kissing and sexual stuff has been explored>Guy breaks the ice further with a kiss, showing he's open to her desires to express such desires yet to be explored with a single smooch>Girl immeadiately breaks downSee, one would think if the girl gets kissed after all of this building up to an intimate moment between friends overtime>One smooch, invites more smooches, inviting an intimately casual time where pleasure is shared in droves. Girls are allowed to reject. But this is why relationships need to be defined from the getgo, so there's less confusion, but so many girls like to play the subtle game.
>>32307427`You don't worry about it, and assume men are men and women are men. Simple
>>32307233>lose weight, grow out hairNgl I prefer thicc girls with short hair>more attractiveIdk just don't be a cuntMost people irritate me in general so if you have a likable personality that's cool
>>32307448Maybe you don't, but there are girls out there who would be all for continuing this smooch. Guess that means you're either a prude or a bitch. Either way, you're missing out, sourpuss.
>>32307473>`
>>32307476Just so I'm clear what we're doing here are you throwing a tantrum because you're unsightly and short or are you trolling?
>>32307322It's sweet when they trust you enough to open up a bit>>32307355Opening pickle jars
>>32307477What does it mean
>>32307429While I think one person will always give more than take and vice versa, because that's just the nature of differences in people, you shouldn't really feel the effects of that. Maybe you should ask her to plan a date for the two of you that you'd both enjoy, see what she knows about you. And if the other things like lack of initiative bother you, talk to her about it. Your needs are important too, and if she loves you she'll be happy that you said something instead of feeling unwanted
Is it wrong that I'm 33 and only attracted to women younger than me? I have this image in my head of a typical single woman of 33 being a single mom or else some nut job. Just not interested at all
>>32307396>>32307433I think the idea of receiving an allowance by my husband is silly, honestly. We're both adults, we share a bank account, we both make purchases from it.
State genderState opposite genderSay the most unhinged thing you can think of
Wanna gib me a kiss
is having 0 matches the indicator that its basically over at this point?I feel like if you cant make it on apps you stand 0 chance irl
>>32307430Thick>>32307133MI've never rejected a girl who's asked me out, they just lose interest when they realise how weird I am>>32307438What is AI?>>32307465You should have some boundaries>>32307485It's a personal failing to be that presumptuous/prejudiced based on a single attribute, yes
>>32307489MFRape victims are trash
>>32307489MFI think women are sometimes okay.
>>32307489Wait no don't state gender or this won't work
>>32307133I don't remember much. She was bookish and cute, but I was too depressed to date.
>>32307487Nta but was part of this earlierI would prefer my own separate allowance to spend on stuff like unnecessary shoes and craft supplies rather than having to ask permission to use money from the joint account for that stuff.
>>32307489FMfamily reunion turned murder incest orgy? with maggots
>>32307492As another guy with 0 matches that has also had 0 success irlYes
>>32307133she was blonde and very pretty, but I found it suspicious that a random girl would add me on instagram and want to go out with me with 0 context or mutual friends so I just blocked her
>>32307489MaleFemale Most women lie about not liking violent and sexually aggressive men and even if they reject them they later shlick themselves to the thought of being used by them
>>32307468idk if you're the anon that posted the story but if he just gave her a kis on the cheek while they hugged and then if she reacted well he tried a kiss on the lips next time they met I doubt she'd react really badly even if she rejected it
>>32307150Does he lift?
>>32307501What's unhinged about that?
>>32307485>I have this image in my headSo what you're saying is: you're not even trying?
>>32307492It's the opposite, these apps are tuned to make most men desperate as fuck so they pay more. You're less likely to have success there than IRL
>>32307233Have bangs
>>32307489MFdirty sumerian priestess sex
>>32307487If I'm the sole earner she doesn't get to make unilateral decisions for purchases with our joint money. The allowance is necessary to give her her own autonomy without turning her into a communist dictator. She's not going to Hobby Lobby on a shared account full of numbers she doesn't directly earn.
>>32307503Probably a Nigerian scammer.
>>32307508Of course not, if I was trying I wouldn't be here. But also I don't see why my prejudice is wrong
>>32307133She posts in atoga daily about how she’s so quirky and horny, and she’s shitty to everybody.
>>32307233be tall
>>32307501it's autism femanon again, ruining the game by being too literal
>>32307322I like it
>>32307507I tried really hard >:( don't neg me
>>32307355its 2024 manhood has been whittled down to an indiscernible series of behaviors that women could just have anyway like being strong-willed whatever the fuck that means in an industrialized society ... honor, gallantry, brotherhood, these things died when the south lost the civil war
>>32307516Birthrates are falling though, so while in the past most women had children at 33, this is no longer the case. But even then, I fail to see the issue: look for someone younger then.
>>32307430THICK
>>32307515I assumed it was a scammer, I did some social media background checks and she seemed legit. I just wanted to be on the safe side
state genderwhat’s ur current hair length? how often do you cut your hair?
>>32307524I'm not neging that just sounds like an average one of my family reunions
>>32307516I also seek younger women but mostly because I'm a massive loser who missed out on teenage and 20s dating and I'm desperate to live this out before I settle down
>>32307528Right call. They were trying to scam you.
>>32307529Mno hair, shave everyday
>>32307529I like the length and texture of your hair.
>>32307529M5-6 inches. I've neglected getting a haircut for too long, like usual
>>32307529MaleSlightly past my shoulderI haven't cut it since middle school
>>32307529MTypical slav buzz cut, I cut it once every 3-4 weeks or so because Norwood III
>>32307480Neither. It's more like trying to see things from another guy's perspective, in their shoes.Personally, I wouldn't beat around the bush so much with a date or best friend, and say out the front that I want to keep things casual, fun and intimate. I'm a simple man, and if girls don't like that, that's fine with me. What's interesting to me is how some guys will try to play games with women like women do with men, where they try to guess what they want, and end up falling on their faces and upsetting these girls they try to date(with this unexpected surprise of a kiss ending this guy's friendship with this sensitive girl who thinks kisses are only for serious relationships). It's fascinating how plenty of men and women try to guess what each other want, when relationships could be simpler and more peaceful if there was a shared respect.
>>32307207What kind of ASMR porn would you be into?
>>32307521What :( You guys are so mean to me>>32307530Thats weird
>>32307485Men like younger women, Women like Older Men. That's how it's always been, buy n large.
>>32307517there's at least 3 femanons who do that though
>>32307529I have them use an 8 up top and down to stubble sides amd back every 3-5 weeks.Thinking of going bald/beard because how widows peak my front is
I want to sit on (His) dick
>>32307529M>what’s ur current hair length?I have the same hair style as Keir Starmer. I don't know how I should feel about this.>how often do you cut your hair?Every four weeks.
>>32307545>Thats weirdIt's pretty normal I really don't get why you keep saying things like that about my family?
>>32307489Cotton Candy made, dunked under a chocolate fountain, deep fried in pancake batter, covered in whipped cream, with a creamy filling.
>>32307500>having to ask permissionWhy would I ask permission? Within reason, I'll just buy what they need or want from our shared account. >>32307513Do you get an allowance too? It seems like you say it's your joint money, but you act like it's your money and she's a small child who gets an allowance for doing her chores.
>>32307553You sick fuck, making me hungry knowing I'm trying to lose weight...
>>32307529F. Mid back. Aside for regular trims I give myself, I cut it a few months ago for the first time in 5 years.
For a Reddit account that’s less than 7 days old, can someone dm me? I know I can’t dm anyone
MEN WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR CHRISTMAS!!!!
>>32307505I was not that anon, but that's a good point. kissing on the cheek is a good way to warm up. Jumping to the lips is a leap of faith that doesn't always work, it's like a hail mary of intimacy. Many women that kind of boldness attractive, but it does take proper timing in most contexts.
>>32307529MShoulder length, I don’t get hair cuts
>>32307562a girlfriend
>>32307562Nothing I have been very clear hereI DO THE GIFT GIVING
>>32307555>Within reasonAnd what exactly is within reason? That would need to be talked about. I.E permissionI would rather have a set amount set aside that I know I can use instead of having to keep track from the joint account. It just makes it easier in my mind.
>>32307489F, M. A surprise facial would probably do me more good than harm at this point.
>>32307562I don't want a lot for ChristmasThere is just one thing I needI don't care about the presents underneath the Christmas treeI just want you for my ownMore than you could ever knowMake my wish come trueAll I want for Christmas is youYeahI don't want a lot for ChristmasThere is just one thing I need (and I)Don't care about the presents underneath the Christmas treeI don't need to hang my stocking there upon the fireplaceSanta Claus won't make me happy with a toy on Christmas DayI just want you for my ownMore than you could ever knowMake my wish come trueAll I want for Christmas is youYou, babyOh, I won't ask for much this ChristmasI won't even wish for snow (and I)I'm just gonna keep on waiting underneath the mistletoeI won't make a list and send it to the North Pole for Saint NickI won't even stay awake to hear those magic reindeer click'Cause I just want you here tonightHolding on to me so tightWhat more can I do?Oh, baby, all I want for Christmas is youYou, babyOh-oh, all the lights are shining so brightly everywhere (so brightly, baby)And the sound of children's laughter fills the air (oh, oh, yeah)And everyone is singing (oh, yeah)I hear those sleigh bells ringingSanta, won't you bring me the one I really need? (Yeah, oh)Won't you please bring my baby to me?Oh, I don't want a lot for ChristmasThis is all I'm asking forI just wanna see my baby standing right outside my doorOh, I just want you for my ownMore than you could ever knowMake my wish come trueOh, baby, all I want for Christmas is youYou, babyAll I want for Christmas is you, babyAll I want for Christmas is you, babyAll I want for Christmas is you, babyAll I want for Christmas (all I really want) is you, babyAll I want (I want) for Christmas (all I really want) is you, baby
>>32307529MAbout shoulder length. I cut it once a year, in the spring.
>>32307562A Ryzen 9800X3D, thank love
>>32307557>Mid backIm doing a new routine ok, 5/3/1 only has 2 accessory lifts per day
>>32307562A wife who wants kids
>>32307529FOnce a Month. I try to keep it short, so my curls come out better. If it gets too long, they straighten out.
>>32307562nothing
>>32307396What do you mean "learning"? If you're in your early twenties and you can't cook or clean by yourself then you're a manchild. 18-21 is the grace period for uni students to get used to living alone.Anyway, the whole concept of paying your spouse an allowance is weird as fuck unless it's elaborate sexual roleplay.
>>32307562A nuclear holocaust.
>>32307575>straight heir JHsexo
>>32307542I prefer stuff like guided meditation, but with sexual shit instead of stopping at the visualization and breathing.
>>32307562>her pregnant with our first daughter
>>32307529FSome of it's half inch some of it's collar bone length with layers.Depends. When I'm motivated and it's warm like every 6 weeks but so.etimes I'll go like 3 months.
>>32307577>If you're in your early twenties and you can't cook or clean by yourself then you're a manchildI know plenty of married guys in their forties and fifties who can't do any of that.
>>32307562I asked for one of those shortwave radios that picks up readings all over the world.
>>32307580NtaYou might already be aware of this but I think hypnosis audio is what you're looking for. There's a ton out there
>>32307513NTA but if you can't trust her enough to have a joint bank account, why would you marry her in the first place? You should be able to agree on spending and finances
>>32307562https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjPm0o04lGE
>>32307583For sure. Those men are manchildren.
>>32307529FMid back length. I cut it whenever I feel like it. Once or twice a year.
>>32307555>Do you get an allowance too? It seems like you say it's your joint money, but you act like it's your money and she's a small child who gets an allowance for doing her chores.The allowance isn't for doing her chores, it's not conditional. It's joint money because it's money used for our joint living expenses. It's my money because I'm the one working. Her allowance might come from me, but it's entirely hers, she can do literally whatever she wants with it, I won't even know. I don't need an allowance.
>>32307580Come up with some ideas. Maybe I can make one just for you.
>>32307122Ideas for suicide note?
>>32307601Thank Sadiq Khan personally
>>32307601Now, this is a story all about howMy life got flipped-turned upside downAnd I'd like to take a minuteJust sit right thereI'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-AirIn West Philadelphia born and raisedOn the playground was where I spent most of my daysChillin' out, maxin', relaxin', all coolAnd all shootin' some b-ball outside of the schoolWhen a couple of guys who were up to no goodStarted making trouble in my neighborhoodI got in one little fight and my mom got scaredShe said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air"I begged and pleaded with her day after dayBut she packed my suitcase and sent me on my wayShe gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticketI put my Walkman on and said, "I might as well kick it"First class, yo this is badDrinking orange juice out of a champagne glassIs this what the people of Bel-Air living like?Hmm, this might be alrightBut wait, I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all thatIs this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?I don't think soI'll see when I get thereI hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-AirWell, the plane landed and when I came outThere was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name outI ain't trying to get arrested yet, I just got hereI sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappearedI whistled for a cab and when it came nearThe license plate said, "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirrorIf anything I could say that this cab was rareBut I thought "Nah, forget it, yo, holmes to Bel Air"I pulled up to the house about seven or eightAnd I yelled to the cabbie, "Yo holmes, smell ya later"I looked at my kingdomI was finally thereTo sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air
everyone itt is biologically male
>>32307579Didn't you read it? I have curly whirlies. Like this
>>32307604why I should know all politics....
>>32307601"I anon, would hereby like to place my death squarely on 4chan who kept spamming my thread and questions on /atoga/ with troonjaks and Sneed, telling me I was not and never will be a real woman. I want the press to know this and for it to be publicized these people are responsible."
>>32307545Nah, you're cute.
>>32307601Name a woman you are personally immensely attracted to but hate. It will fuck her up good. Ex-girlfriends, coworkers, women who rejected you, tons of possibilities
>>32307601Ruin your family. Insist that some sexual abuse happened that didn’t. Personally blame each and every one of them.
>>32307589I've tried one or two, but the "hypnosis" aspect is too hammed up. I like the idea of getting lost in some slow burn, relaxing stuff while I mastubate, but anything tagged with hypnosis focuses too much on the "you're losing control" aspect. I remember one really good one focused just on suggestions to pair with sounds and it was hot as fuck.>>32307599This isn't MSA or FSA. Not that anyone ever did my requests justice back when I asked anyways.
>>32307562(You)
>>32307562I don't want gifts if that's what you're asking.I would like a warm home with a happy girlfriend in it spreading love and cheer with her womanly skills of decoration. IE. she buys shoe racks for the front door, decorates a christmas tree, picks out a christmas tablecloth, warm comforters on the bed, cozy slippers and rugs so nobody (but me) ever has to experience walking on cold floors... etc.
>>32307606That's the best assumption to operate under. Only attention whores would argue otherwise.
>>32307616I don’t know what MSA or FSA are. I just think it could be fun.
womenare do you have tattoos or piercings or unnatural hair color to repel chuds?
>>32307587Oh man that radio movie with dennis quaod was comfy
>>32307627Male/Female Sexy Audio. Generals on /soc/ for those sorts of posts and requests, assuming they still exist. Those definitely don't belong here.
>>32307581what if it is twins?
>>32307633Oh. I’m sorry I offered.
>>32307628no but i probably should
>>32307567>And what exactly is within reasonExpenses that are ordinary for us. Like, I didn't notify him when I bought 90$ of haircare products since I do it every few months but I brought up I was going to buy a 30 bucks videogame because it's not a purchase I make habitually. It's fine if it makes it easier on your mind, I just think it's weird to normalize giving an allowance to your spouse.>>32307598So it's not "joint money", it is just your money. You just pay your joint living expenses with your money, but it's still fundamentally yours in every way.I personally would find it really infantilizing to be given an allowance as an adult, I'd rather be working than to be treated like a small child by my husband.
>>32307616You need to dig deeper then, I knew a girl once that shared some hypnosis stuff with me and it wasn't like that, a lot of it was basically just scenario ASMR under a different name and not on youtube
>>32307430>Men, what do you prefer on a woman: Thin or thick eyebrows?Natural, which usually means thick.
>>32307628No tattoos, no piercings, natural long hair, wear dresses, hate chuds.
>>32307639You have to try harder than that to repel me.
>>32307635I hope they look like >her
>>32307637It's alright. Just saving you the forced vacation.
State genderIs this woman attractive?
>>32307645I suck at searching for smut. If it's not on AO3 or recommended to me, I can't find it.
I can't wait to live somewhere where there is not a single hair dryer or hair straightener. They give us poison and then sell us the cure
>>32307562I hate gift giving because it feels like swapping money aroundAnything I need I can get myself.
>>32307535thank you goodmemoryanon :p I need to cut it, been getting long >>32307575oh I see! it’s hard to tell what my actual hair texture is as I’ve had it hella long, straightening whatever the hell pattern it was. Some curls by my nape and ears tend to show, but everything else is straight but a bit frizzy kek
>>32307658F. I don't find her very cute personally.>>32307664This is /soc/ stuff, not /adv/ stuff.
>>32307658MNo
>>32307664wristlet
>>32307658Her body is nice. Why the fuck do women do that with their eyes though? She looks like she has cte.
>>32307667>This is /soc/ stuff, not /adv/ stuff.youre a stupid niggerbaby ugly dumb bitch whore slut pig cow stupid piece of shit bitch how about that?
>>32307489FMI don't think I'm meant to exist. I should probably die.
>>32307664MLast time I did that i was called fat and hairy
>>32307506He lifts a lot. Every time he hits me up, he's at the gym.
>>32307673Still not advice, but more relevant to adv than camwhoring.
>>32307658MI don't think she embodies a conventional kind of female beauty but she is definitely attractive and there is certainly an audience for her body type.
>>32307658MI like her face but she's a little too shredded for me
>>32307666memory?
>>32307429>How much give/take is meant to be in a healthy relationship?There's no single answer to that; different people are comfortable with different things. But there is a common trap which it sounds like you might be in danger of falling into. This is when one person constantly gives, and gives, and gives, and then begins to resent the other person for not giving the same amount in return. But they fail to realise that the other person never actually asked them to give and give and give. So in fact the other person is not being unreasonable and demanding, and they don't expect (or maybe even want) the first person to do what they're doing. The way out of this is NOT for the other person to start giving more; it is for the first person to STOP giving, and thus ensure that, from now on, things are more even; to stop trying to engineer the situation.>But what if sometimes I don't want to? What if I want her to hold or kiss me first without needing to ask? What if I want her to initiate sex sometimes? What's wrong with that?There's nothing wrong with that. But perhaps it's not what she wants. And there's nothing wrong with that either! Maybe the two of you just aren't very well matched. Or maybe the two of you don't communicate very well. When you talk to her about the fact that you want and need this, what does she say?
>>32307673>youre a stupid niggerbaby ugly dumb bitch whore slut pig cow stupid piece of shit bitchNow I've got an erection again. Thanks asshole.
>>32307658MObjectively, yes but she doesn't really suit my taste
>>32307681did u have that pic saved … or..FUCK HOW ARE YOU AT MY WINDOE IM MULTIPLE STORIES HIGH
>>32307529FLower back (want to get it cut to upper back)Once a year>>32307489FMThe next big political issue should be ethical organ harvesting
>>32307658MHer proportions are weird, she's a WNBA player right? Also I don't like visible abs on women, they should have some fat at least. And her face is weird. Obviously she's a 9/10 compared to the average woman but she's neither hot nor cute to me
I had another Tony Soprano-style meltdown at work today.Femanons, is a man having serious anger issues a dealbreaker?
>>32307658>armpit hidden by hairNo
>>32307658F. https://voca.ro/1hAewnh6fjAD
>>32307678school principal ass hoe in this fucking thread bruh.pic related the glasses u sound like you wear everyday
>>32307685>MULTIPLE STORIES HIGHHe’s probably standing on multiple stories. Harry Potter maybe.
>>32307688Yes
>>32307666>>32307607
>>32307685>FUCK HOW ARE YOU AT MY WINDOEDrones baby.
>>32307692you sound like Wendy courdory
MenDo you have a girlfriend? Do you like her?
>>32307685>No tall gf
>>32307688>Tony Soprano-style meltdownDid you eat cured meats, see a black guy, and pass out?
>>32307660I wish I could help but it was years ago that it was shown to meI'd offer to make some for you but I saw you already turned someone down for it
>>32307695I’m not violent. The worst I do is grab you by the collar or throat, push you against a wall, and tell you how much I’d love to tear you apart.
>>32307694Omg..>>32307696oh those are beautiful curls!! I always appreciate a beautiful bouncy style
>>32307688Yes. Every time I see a grown man who loses his temper I can only think of the autistic toddlers I see at work and it feels icky.
>>32307700>Do you have a girlfriend?Why must you hurt us like this?
>>32307700NoNever had oneI wish so badly for the opportunity to love someone
>>32307700
>>32307700Yes. I have an /atoga/ gf. I love her very much. I’m as attracted to her as a bug to honey.
>>32307682>stop givingYou're right, desu.
>>32307489MReincarnation is real which is why the world is going to shit
>>32307700:(
>>32307700Only ever had 1 gf. I told myself I loved her but I suspect it was mostly self delusion since she had a lot of issues and they irritated me a lot
>>32307699>some white cartoon characterQuick, tell me if I'm supposed to be offended.>>32307703I appreciate the sentiment. I greatly prefer written stuff anyways.
>>32307700MNoSure she's nice, she doesn't hit me, ask for money, lie, and she's always available.
>>32307722no she’s so fucking cool!! same VA as CJ from regular show !!
State gender.When is the last time you cried? Over what?
>>32307722Understandable. Personally I don't know how you can focus on that while...you know...I love stories and novels that excite me in that way but they make my heart warm rather than making me aroused if that makes sense
>>32307722>Quick, tell me if I'm supposed to be offended.Her VA was Velma in the live action scooby doo
I just want a gf I can take snowboarding and who'll have those two little strands poking out the helmet
>>32307700>Do you have a girlfriend?No.
>>32307729you
>>32307722I’ll write some smut for you. About you even. JH’s Eventful Day.
>>32307700Yes, I love her.
>>32307729MaleI don't remember who specifically but it was a family member's death when I was a child. I haven't been able to cry since then, I get misty at best but nothing happens. I'm envious of those that can cry, I've heard it's a grest emotional release
>>32307658MNot my type.
>>32307729Mi dont remember, the last i cried i was like 6 or 7, so about 20 years ago. it really bothered me as a teenager because there were so many times when i wanted to cry but couldn't for some reason. now i just feel numb.
>>32307699nta but now that you say it i can't unhear it
>>32307700I once did long ago. I loved her liked the sun and moon.Nowadays, I have many girlfriends. They're fun and they all love keeping it simple and sweet like me. As they used to say, there's plenty of me to go around.
>>32307692people would never guess JH is a brown qt just going off her voice
>>32307729MA few days ago. I was thinking about a TV show I watched, one scene in particular that stuck with me, and it made me sob just a little.
>>32307738thats cap
>>32307699>>32307692Kek she does sound exactly like that.
>>32307707Thank yuuu, and you sound like you take such good care of your hair too. Who knows how many guys give you a glance when you're walking down the street
>>32307729FAlmost cried this morning, new job stressing me out. Full on crying -- can't remember for sure, but almost certainly within the last month.
>>32307729MI dunno, I guess its time to cry. I'll queue up a sad movie now.
>>32307752lmao pussy
>>32307745JH isn’t cute.
>>32307745JH has been memed as the resident Brown™ girl for so long people forget she's half white.
>>32307465>Is it wrong to be too available for your girlfriend?It's unattractive. Makes it look like you have absolutely no life outside of her. Makes you look like a simp.
>>32307752Are you the one that quit being a lifeguard?
>>32307729MI cried while watching one piece, at how beautiful and genuine Luffy is about putting everything on the line for his friends.If you want to know what I'm talking about, go watch the series.
>>32307757>Half whiteLolLmao
Pls pit a bb in me incels UwU
>>32307743>>32307749LOL first thing that came to my mind>>32307750I try to!! I have hair oils that I occasionally apply about twice a month? with my showers every 1-2 days !! I love my hair
>>32307756she is adorable, shut your mouth>>32307757bro...
>>32307485>Is it wrong that I'm 33 and only attracted to women younger than me?Yes.
>>32307759>quit being a lifeguardNtaThat's me. I don't have a fucking job
>>32307728>CJThat's a very disconcerting coincidence.>>32307730You can have a hand free to scroll your phone at your own pace AND do stuff. That's why written stuff is best. No need to pause when you slip or something.>>32307732The one on the island? Didn't she sound nasally as fuck?>>32307736Make it self-insertable but have the character have different but similar enough name. That's the sweet spot that won't take me out of it.
>>32307766No she isn’t. She’s an abrasive self-admitted cunt that never gets past a first date.
>>32307729MWatched 'a monster calls' a few months ago, but if I werent anon id just say it was raining
>>32307122>Incel Incarceration CampsSo you want to jail the majority of society because you are a minority of women that want to kill babies? Insane.
>>32307768Still? Lazy ass.
>>32307485I've said it before but I'll say it again.If you're single at 30, man or woman you're kind of just fucked.That said women are statistically the least single at 30, 20s and under, and 40 and over are all way more single getting more and more single with each year.I can't blame you as a 30 year old man for thinking that because your brain unconsciously knows you are unlikely to find a single woman your age in the first place, and as such the single ones must be defective. It's immoral, but logical.
>>32307550>I want to sit on (His) dickWhat's stopping you?
>>32307769>That's a very disconcerting coincidenceKEK
>>32307729MI don't remember if I'm honest.Either my Mom bullying me or my cat dying, which was a couple years back. If we are counting tearing up at emotional movies it was probably sometime this year or last year.
>>32307745Yet other people have said I sound ghetto. You fucks can't make up your minds.
>>32307769>You can have a hand free to scroll your phone at your own pace AND do stuff. That's why written stuff is best. No need to pause when you slip or something.For me it's more that it relies so much on my mind and when I'm doing that, it's basically turning off. So for me, audio makes a huge difference
>>32307759Nope, lol, can't say I know the lore on that one
>>32307562>MEN WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR CHRISTMAS!!!!I want some gloves that are thin and light but warm, and a new beard trimmer.
>>32307769A lady named JA decides to let a bunch of strangers from her favorite site run a train on her. She spits insults at them to spur them to be rougher. They’re all respectful of her intelligence though, and are glad to wear condoms to make her comfortable.
State GenderHave you watched Pushing Daisies? Did you like it?
>>32307781I only heard a few of your vocaroos so I cant judge too much.I would never guess you werent white honestly. im not trying to insult you btw
>>32307777Majority of men only want women their ages between 18 to 24 or 25, at a stretch 27 and once you hit your thirties the only men who date women in their 30s are men who are desperate for a relationship but also fear what people would say if he dates younger.
>>32307775Bitch
>>32307692The other guys are talking about Wendy. I hear CJ from Regular Show. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJY7wOASWzE
>>32307779What's wrong with her head?>>32307782Makes sense. The focus personally gets me more into it. Written > audio > black and white gifs > video.
>>32307783Lady was lifeguard, quit because her pussy hurt, now she’s unemployed and her mom hates her.
>>32307562For the 4B movement to last 10 years in America.
>>32307781>white people can't be ghettoBit racist innit?
>>32307765Sounds minimal, very cool.
>>32307590>>32307641I trust the woman I would marry but practically speaking I'm doing the most rational thing. If she's not working she's not going to have the same perceived value of a dollar that I do. To give her full power of the money is a dangerous situation. Why even risk having that kind of problem?Let's say I'm making $112,000 a year. We have two vehicles and we're making payments on one car, the home and home repairs, retirements and investments, groceries and household supplies, utilities, and insurance. Almost all of this stuff is decisions we're making in a partnership- one of the cars isn't reliable and we need to make a change, or we really want a back patio with a hot tub, we're going to figure out that adjustment together. There might be $28,200 left over, and in that $28,200 is going to be things vacation, paying off debts carried into the relationship like student loans or credit card debt, BUT ALSO out of that $28,200 every month $1100 is transferred to a second account that she just gets to use as she wants however she wants. That's $13,200 a year, just her money. Let's say she gets a part-time job because that's what she wants to do with her time, that's also just completely her money. If she wants to get into candle making and selling the product on etsy or whatever they do, she gets to just do that with her allowance as she wants and if she makes money off of it it's all hers.Now if she's working full time, it's a different situation. The entire point of the allowance, is to provide for the autonomy that comes with having discretionary personal money to spend at will.
>>32307792she’s a cloud! regular show has a bunch of interesting character designs
>>32307786Too high fantasy for me, that scenario could never happen realistically.>>32307788I wasn't offended by the idea, just the overall inconsistency online. I know if you wanted to actually offend me, it'd have been clear.
>>32307797I highly urge against marrying in the west or marrying/dating at all.
>>32307793:(
>>32307658>Is this woman attractive?M. No. Her body fat % is significantly too low; visible muscles look too masculine.
>>32307792>black and white gifsThat's interesting, do you create a narrative around them or anything? Those seem like they'd be short on things to focus on
>>32307800Do men not want to fuck you? That badly?
>>32307795Yes.>>32307799I can relate to feeling like that cloud, then. Does she cry rain?
>>32307802Did I miss anything?
>>32307789>men who are desperate for a relationshipliterally me
>>32307799Regular show did indeed have some pretty cool episdoes, wacky characters, and more. It was a true cartoon. I still Think about Trash Boat. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5fm-4csMEkAlso, CJ deserved better.
>>32307658M. Intensely, like a 9.5 out of 10 or higher. Muscle definition of the tummy and beautiful legs are top tier, hair, nails, face, elegant neck chest and arms. The tattoo is innocent and normally hidden. The lighting, bikini, and confident and alluring pose also promote her looks tremendously.
>>32307688>Femanons, is a man having serious anger issues a dealbreaker?There is probably no bigger deal-breaker than that.
>>3230778929 here and prefer older women as I always haveHave also always been desperate for a relationship so this all checks out
>>32307810No you got it all
>>32307816Why?
both genders. Is this true?:For Women Attention is their oxygen.Validation is their currency.And accountability is their kryptonite.
>>32307700>Do you have a girlfriend? Do you like her?I have a partner and also a girlfriend. I love both of them deeply.
>>32307817>29 here and prefer older women as I always haveThe women getting into hagmaxxing are not having a good time and you are a small minority of all men.
>>32307801explain
>>32307817but if you get into a serious relationship with a 35+ y/o then how are you going to have kids
>>32307805Sort of. I like to continue in my head where the thing ends. I do something similar with music.>>32307806I meant the idea that men could be respectful during a gangbang and all wear protection.
>>32307809just regular tears>>32307814KEKand agreed
You'll cowards don't even smoke crack. Girls, what's up with that?
>>32307791>a girl and a guy being friends and sharing interests.Now this is how you know this is fantasy.
>>32307829Kidnappings. What are you, stupid?
>>32307832I like it better when she's not pure white. Maybe I AM racist. Or at least cloud-ist.
>>32307825I don't understand what this means, women getting into hagmaxxing?>>32307829I don't want to have kids to begin with
Does it hurt to put your penis in a vagina?
>>32307837KEK
>want to listen to asmr while I work>in a depressed mood for the last few months>listening to girl asmr would just make it worse
>>32307831>Sort of. I like to continue in my head where the thing ends. I do something similar with music.I see, that makes sense then, so you use your mind a lot during it. It seems like that's common for women
>>32307729>When is the last time you cried? Over what?M. I actually cry a little quite often - over emotional endings in movies and stuff. But the last time I completely lost it and just broke down, with tears pouring down my face, was when my cat died.
I knew a guy (19) who met a woman (32) and they got married in a month then had a baby 10 months later.What do you think about that?state gender.
>>32307840If you have bareback sex for a few hours
>>32307846MBad
>>32307844do you look like the soijak meme
>>32307846snek tiddies
>>32307846Cradlerob
>>32307846F. If they turned out happily ever after, it gives me hope.
>>32307729M, A few days ago in a therapy session, when it really hit me how much I let people bully me
>>32307838>I don't understand what this means, women getting into hagmaxxing?The women who are dating younger men who are hagmaxxing aren't having a good time, they basically become Mom +, the plus part is that they also have sex with them.
>>32307856Hello, JH.
>>32307846>6 armpitsImagine the smell
>>32307826You don't want to flip a coin to see if you'll lose half of everything you've ever worked for?>>32307846>What do you think about that?MHow to ruin your whole life in 1 month.
>>32307840Not unless you're both dry as hell
>>32307758Why does looking like a simp matter if you're already in a relationship
>>32307729MI legitimately don't remember
>>32307826nta but no woman of a western culture is going to submit to being reduced to a cell in your spreadsheet. It's demeaning to them or at the very least a loss of caste. You're too autistic to ever find your way into a relationship and too poor to find yourself a transactional situationship.
>>32307858Oh, that. Yeah dating has been a really fun time for me. Women always wanting older men until I'm older, now they want younger men and the younger women seem to be staying in their age range more
>>32307846if I (24) even went on a date with 32+ year old and people I know found out friends would joke about it and my mom would laugh at me and call me a weirdo
>>32307729>almost every reply is M"ask the opposite gender anything", huh
>>32307729M.I don't remember. It's been a long time, a couple years at the very least. I know it's ugly when I cry too, so crying would make me hate myself.
>>32307832Aw Dude, she was such a babe.Cloudy 9, Baby, RingaDingDing
>>32307867I've never met a woman who wanted a younger man but I also auto-filter anyone past the age of 25.
>>32307729FI dont want to talk about it.
>>32307846Some kind of grooming took place
>>32307846Good for them?
>>32307791>CJ from Regular ShowBro I hear it lol>>32307779CJ was chill (mostly), Mordo fucked up>>32307729MIdk a couple of days ago>over whatNothing just had a bipolar moment>>32307700>Do you have a girlfriend?NoMy hairdresser asked me this this afternoon, then joked like "saving money are you haha?" I was just like "that is one advantage haha"Normies gonna norm
>>32307729MAbout 4 hours ago, at the latest episode of Dandadan.
>>32307820>Why?Imagine you're standing next to Hafþór Júlíus Björnsson, or maybe Olivier Richters, and he's getting really angry, shouting and yelling, smashing things. How comfortable would you be with the idea of spending a lot of time alone with him, knowing he could fly into a rage at you at any moment?
>>32307873That filter may have something to do with it
>>32307880NO SPOILERSI'm halfway through it with my brother!
>>32307823>Is this true?M. No. Get better at trolling; you're terrible at it.
>>32307797Again, do you think you're marrying a small child? If you're marrying an adult woman, she will likely have worked a full time job, paid her own bills and have a decent understanding of the value of a dollar.I am very good at managing my money - I never had a penny of debt, I'm very conscientious, I worked for the last 15 years and have looked after myself for the last 12. I own a house, I own a car, I paid for the bills and all expenses for both of those for years, I have savings. I will not forget my budgeting abilities the second I become a stay at home mom. I'll keep being a conscientious spender.Being treated like a small child who can't be trusted with a credit card because she's too stupid to understand the value of money would make me feel insulted. I'd literally just rather keep my job than be paid an allowance, at least it's actually my money.
>>32307885No worries! Hope you two are enjoying it as much as I am.
>>32307859Hello anon.>>32307872>big titsWhy does the internet give EVERYTHING big tits?>>32307880>>32307885I was about to ask what was so sad about it if it made you literally cry. I'll ask later.
>>32307835It's a fantasy lots of guys wanted. When I was a teen, I dreamed about that kinda stuff all the time, of meeting some tomboy girl who liked chatting about awesome thing I liked to talk about, like Bionicles, or ping pong, or video games, or cheap kung fu movies or go-karting. CJ is the embodiment of perfect tomboy girlfriend, you know, "one of the dudes" kind of babe.
>>32307882Sucks to suck, I'm also in my 30s. I consider women who want younger men just admitting that they aren't marriage material.
>>32307700No
>>32307846M. Just a roastie without options having the need to reproduce after rode the cock-carousel and hit the wall so she groomed a young nice beta guy without experience. the life of that guy is fucked up now
>>32307892As someone who knew multiple girls like that, its not fun.
>attention whore hοursI sleep
>>32307891So, you're the babe everyone's calling JH. To answer your question, it's because boobs make everything better. Think back to your infancy, and you'll know what I'm talking about.
>>32307840>Does it hurt to put your penis in a vagina?It can, yeah. In some women the pubic bone comes down a little too low, and it catches on the ridge at the back of the head of the penis each time you move outward. That's really painful.
>>32307700>Do you have a girlfriend?Where do you think you are?
>>32307799https://voca.ro/116TOGFX3TDO>>32307846Bro hit the jackpot >>32307872https://voca.ro/1mPn6AWaA1se
>>32307900Oh shit I think I have that:(
>>32307846>What do you think about that?M. I give it 18 months at the outside.
>>32307700NoLast girlfriend I had I didn't like, it was literally better to be alone and after having 2 girlfriends and it being nothing but pain and sorrow. I'm happily alone. Maybe Gen Alpha women will be more normal in 20 years.
>>32307899I mean, I like tits as much as the next person, but can't we have SOME relatable, flat characters?
>>32307896Yeah, not in practice obviously. But when you live the fantasy, it works out just peachy. But hey, some girls are really like CJ, Margret, or Eileen, just laid back, friendly, and with a little attitude, enjoying all the attention.
>>32307900As a masochist this sounds like a win to me
>>32307891>I was about to ask what was so sad about it if it made you literally cry. I'll ask later.Its only 5 episodes you could watch it in 2 hours.
>>32307853>do you look like the soijak memeI have a lot more beard than that.
>>32307899>boobs make everything betterAs a small boob enjoyer, I would like to object.
>>32307910>But hey, some girls are really like CJ, Margret, or Eileen, just laid back, friendly, and with a little attitudeI wish kek.
>>32307864>Why does looking like a simp matter if you're already in a relationshipBecause you won't be in a relationship for very long if she loses all respect for you.
>>32307891>Why does the internet give EVERYTHING big tits?Massive honkers look best in 2d.
>>32307846MaleGross.
>>32307903She's super puffy.
>>32307914That's a Dragonling anon... She isn't even old enough to make her own roast, let alone produce her own eggs...
>>32307912It's up to 7 episodes currently.
>>32307829>how are you going to have kidsJust date a single mom if you want kids.
>>32307866Everything you said doesn't bother me in the slightest. Men and women being of figuratively different species doesn't mean there's a difference in "caste." There's a woman out there who knows she's not playing to her strengths by facing the stresses of a full time job and is playing to her strengths being a homemaker, and I'm playing to mine. The fact that I don't think she should be robbed of the autonomy of having personal discretionary spending just because she's a homemaker is a boon in her favor. The deal is more than fair, anybody arguing otherwise only makes me suspicious of them.>>32307888Like this one who keeps equating it to being treated like a small child. If she was as good at budgeting as she claimed then why is she so bothered by such a rational approach to splitting the money? She can her life away at her job and stay away from me.
>>32307924:O, I wonder if it updated then.>>32307925Worst advice ever, lmfao.
>>32307923Huh?
>>32307908You want flat? You got it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xX050NcDNAU
>>32307840Phimosis hurts
>>32307929Ravioli raviolido not lewdthe dragon loli>>32307931banger song ngl
>>32307918Weird, I like them best when they're 3D. And smothering me until I can't breathe.
>>32307931I don't get why women make a big deal about being flat, just have a kid and you'll have tits.
>>32307935Loli? The heck sort of kids have you been looking at? She's got an hourglass figure.
Friendly reminderFlat is justice
>>32307716<3~
>>32307918This, they aren't dirty>>32307938You can be underage and have an hourglass figure, but I'm fucking with you, relax.
>>32307914>flat is JusticeNot if they're underaged. Boobs are like a safeguard also to ensure maturity, at least in the appearance and age department. Not saying cute babes can't be as flat as plywood, but those boobs show they're ready for the battlefield of love. Plot Armor baby~There is one advantage to having small boobs. You never have to deal with sagging.But sagging tits are hot to me.
>>32307927https://www.blackswanltd.com/newsletter/fairness-in-negotiations-3-myths-that-hold-you-backTldr; nobody gives a single billionth of a fuck about what you think is "fair", least of all a woman that you're romantically involved with. There is no woman out there for you.
no/flat boobs is better than sad boobs
>>32307948this, no point in dating women because they refuse to be adults and compromise.
>>32307942Get a room, JH.
>>32307949>tfw my boobs are sad AND flat
>>32307915You can meet girls like this. Try meeting nerdy girls who play pokemone or dnd. I have found most girls who genuinely play pokemon like playing with friends and talking about it. Same goes for dnd, or board games, or comedy shows. While funny female comedians who don't depend on sex jokes to be funny are kinda rare, they exist, and can be hilarious. They're out there, they're just not out in the open.
>>32307952The day I use "<3" on 4chan, shoot me.
>>32307948you sound quite upset. You can't tell me it doesn't exist because I know it does exist.
>>32307946Maybe it's because I knew a girl with boobs the size of my head in high school, but I just don't agree about the age thing
>>32307716>I’m as attracted to her as a bug to honey.I too like bees but I lost my gf when I wouldn't have sex with her unless she was wearing pic related and made buzzing noises the whole time.
>>32307946I think you replied to the wrong person. But that doesn't hold water at all. There are underage girls who develop early. Trying to use boobs as a safety net is a net full of holes.
>>32307937They all learn this, my friend.
>>32307955Sounds like word, easier to be alone.
>>32307122Women, would you like to have honey sucked/licked off your nipples?
>>32307831Please. You really think your army of sad simps here wouldn’t do whatever you wanted?
>>32307946>you're seen as potential pedo if you prefer small boobs
>>32307962Sounds like a bit of a fumble bee.
I asked a girl I was talking to at lunch if she had a boyfriend and when she said 'yes,' it actually went really smoothly and we had a nice conversation about dating and how shitty the dating scene is in our generation (she brought it up) and dating as non-whites. She also tried to compliment me by saying "Yeah you wouldn't know how many times guys have offered me green cards when I was born here"I felt compelled to share this so other anons know you can ask a girl out, get rejected and it still be totally normal and not result in one of you 'tisming out of the room awkwardly. >>32307729MFebruary last year. My friend was like "I can't see out my right eye" and then insisted that it had happened before and we didn't need to take him to the hospital. Friends who don't care about their own health stress the fuck out of me.I almost cried yesterday reading the last 5 chapters of Oshi no Ko.
>>32307955Come to think of it I haven't met a woman that plays pokemon in yearsWhat the fuck happened to that
>>32307971small is not flatthere is something weird about guys that prefer flat chests
>>32307971I said if they were underaged, you doink. Plenty of cute flatties in the bar, and they bring a whole 'nother surprise to the table you don't expect from the bouncy babes.
>>32307971look at >>32307658 for reference of small boobs of a very sexy woman that is very very very far from attracting pedo
>>32307927You are treating her like a small child. You said yourself you don't believe your wife will understand the value of a dollar and if she had access to joint finances she'd be going wild at a hobby lobby. You're treating her like she's too stupid to be trusted with money, which is profoundly infantilizing.It is also not a fair division of the money - you have direct control over 90% of the money at all times, she has direct control over 10% of the money if you wish to give it to her. She needs a budget for discretionary spending, but you don't need a budget for discretionary spending. The money you were initially referring to as "joint money" is just fundamentally just your money.You're being extremely manipulative with your language. You're attempting to limit a woman's access to your money to protect your own interest.
>>32307972A shame, I could have made her into a cumble bee.
>>32307979>bring a whole 'nother surprisewell they are much more likely to have a dick
>>32307977What's weird about it? It's just a preference. Same as women who like beards, men who like older women, etc.
>>32307960Whatever man. I'd put money on your suicide after the first borderline gets her fangs into you. For you to even frame things in terms of fairness means you're done before you started.
>>32307977Flat chests are aero/hydrodynamic what's not to like
How do you sleep, as in actually sleep, with your bf or gf?
>>32307946webm-related completely and emphatically debunks your post
>>32307989You're a loli freak so I'm surprised you even replied
>>32307994Alone in a hammock, if I've drank to much or I'm too tired/lazy I sleep on the floor.
>>32307990Nta didn't read any of this comment thread but stopped by to manifest a bpd girl that wants to get her fangs into me
>>32307994when I had gf I'd never sleep next to her because I don't want to be touched while sleeping
>>32307122Men, who would you go gay for? Or if you actually are gay, who would you go straight for? (Bi guys can fuck off).
>>32307975Well, I supposed the culture around Pokémon has shifted a lot. I was referring to women who liked playing real Pokémon games. Pokémon Go doesn't count, you need to have a ds or a Gameboy. I guess those girls have already gotten married, I guess? That's sort of my generation, and I'm seeing lots of my friends get married, but that's part of being in your late 20s, some people think they're too older to like stuff they enjoy as kids such as Pokémon. Pokémon will always be awesome to me, even when I'm much older, because life is great when you live to be happy where you are, regardless of whether or not you have a family or not.But you know, it's plenty possible there's lovely ladies who love Pokémon who are still looking for a guy to marry, so it's not out of the question.
>>32307998I am no such thing, but I suppose I can't stop your "interesting" imagination.
>>32307996Why doesn't the text match what she is saying?
>>32307922https://voca.ro/19vkAL11nJBl
>>32308003f1nn5ter
>>32308003Can it be an anime character?
>>32307994>How do you sleep, as in actually sleep, with your bf or gf?M. I don't. My partner and I have separate bedrooms.
>>32308003I'm bi for Miruplant, hummina hummina awooga.
>>32307994Head on his chest, arm around him, leg around his waist.
>>32308015>MiruplantThe asian femboy?
>>32308003Clerval from Frankenstein
>>32308010he's cute until he opens his mouth and still sounds like a bong male
>>32308006>Pokémon Go doesn't countYeah I figured, seems like everybody plays that but has no interest in the actual games>I guess those girls have already gotten married, I guess?SiiiighWishing for a pokemon girl that will love me. I miss the 3DS days when everybody had their console on them just like a cell phone
>>32307994Little spoon, with his arms wrapped around me tight. I kinda don't sleep well being touched, but the slightest gap I make between us and he drags me to back tighter against his chest in his sleep.
>>32307985>you're extremely manipulative with language>bunch of words summarizes to take large unnecessary risks with money or you're infantilizing hernope I won't buy what you're selling.The wife doesn't get unilateral control of the finances. Period.
>>32307986>>32307972>>32307962Cumblin the Bumbling bee, yeehaaaw!
>>32308025Damn Maya the Bee had a glow-up, what's buzzing honey
>>32308018Yes. I would fucking destroy him in bed given the chance.
>>32308003>Men, who would you go gay for?A young Jude Law maybe. Circa "The Talented Mr Ripley".
>>32307987That's one of the possibilities. Some Femboys and Trannies can look just like babes.
>>32308026Men, can you dance?https://youtu.be/jANuVKeYezs?si=A9a1ofFTormJn7o9
>>32307994What I want: she sleeps on top of me. She did that a couple times early on.What I get: kicked to the cold edge of the bed and all the pillows/blankets taken, and I'm hated if I try to even move.
>>32307994We cuddle for a few minutes, then roll over and sleep. Gets way too hot to stay in contact
>>32308020Exactly
>>32308009Your Benson impression needed a little more rage, with a >If you don't SHUT THAT SHIT OFF, AND GET BACK TO WORK, YOU'RE FIRED!
I feel like people have the "girls like guys who are funny" thing sideways.Girls laugh at guy's jokes when they're attracted to them, no matter how bad the joke is, because they want him to like the. But if you're a funny person it won't get you laid unless you are also attractive because just laughing at what someone says doesn't mean you're attracted to him
>>32307994Butt to butt or she hugged me from behind.
>>32308011>Can it be an anime character?Like it's going to make any difference if I say "no".
>>32308027You'd like Casca femboy then.
>>32308022Yeah, those were the days. but plenty of girls out there still have those memories, and might love to be with a guy like you who enjoys that stuff too.
>>32308044Well I have to rack my brain even harder if it has to be a real person, an anime character is just easier to come up with, but I'll follow your terms
>>32308024>The wife doesn't get unilateral control of the finances.Again with the manipulative language? Nobody is advocating for that. Both partners should be able to access the joint account and spend money from it as they see fit. If the couple thinks that having a discretionary expense budget is more functional, both should have it. Her having a discretionary expense budget while the husband has unlimited access to the family money to do with it as he please is unfair and extremely risky for her.
>>32308046I have no idea where to find them, feels like we all became hermits
>>32307990Ah, I'm sorry I see that you were just trying to warn me. My mother is 5 times divorced BPD and my father committed suicide, I know what it looks like. I appreciate it.
>>32308050I've met girls like that on discord. Try there. You could try 18+ servers full of nerds like yourself.
>>32308041I have heard butt to butt is a widely preferred sleep position.
>>32308039>>32308009https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pb9nhSWNit4
>>32308045I'd prefer a Casca tomboy but I'd temporarily settle for a Casca femboy
>>32308055Any recommendations? Any public servers I've found don't seem to have much community and is just a spam of messages. Right now I'm trying to get back into ffxiv to stretch my legs socially, but I'm open to trying a Discord server that's good
>>32308040>I feel like people have the "girls like guys who are funny" thing sideways.No, sorry. Funny is hot. Genuinely. It's a kind of operant conditioning thing: if every time you're with a guy you feel really good and happy, you just automatically start liking him, and eventually craving him. And nothing makes you feel good and happy more effectively than laughing so hard you can barely breathe.
>>32308031I did a lot of EDM stuff like tutting but pretty rusty. If you want ballroom, salsa, or swing I'll need lessons but I'm a quick study when it comes to dynamic kinesthetic disciplines
>>32308060That's how my dog and I slept, it's comfy and feels safe having someone at your back
>>32308067>if every time you're with a guy you feel really good and happy, you just automatically start liking himunless he's ugly
>>32308031Yeah I dance like this geeza https://youtu.be/gvaluVXwtu0?si=b-xsCiRE3ZJMi9Oe>>32308039Yeah I can't do Benson's voice lol would need to practice Holy shit my housemates came home as I was recording this just now lol https://voca.ro/1geeYh4xxgNs
My fingers smell so bad
>>32308071>unless he's uglyThat makes no fucking difference. None. If you're confident and funny you could look like Joseph Merrick and still get laid.
>>32308079you're trolling
>>32308040I laugh at things that are funny. I will not probably want to fuck a guy JUST because he's funny, but I definitely like guys more because they're funny and less when they aren't.
>>32308067>if every time you're with a guy you feel really good and happy, you just automatically start liking him, and eventually craving himThis is why horror movies are great first dates, they make you excited and trick you into thinking it was the person not the movieI've toyed with the idea of a "potion" that does something similar but the only ethical use I can see for it is to make yourself fall for someone, not the other way around
>>32308077explain
I have been getting symmetrical pimples on my face. Sign of the devil casting his shadow upon my face?
>>32308066I got a buddy who loves that game.So, Try going on Disboard and using the 18+ tag, and just try to make acquaintances first. And soon, you'll have friends, who will introduce you to their friends on their servers, and you'll have a network full of cool people to talk to, Girls included. It's as simple as wanting to be their friend and continue talking to them, Just start small, three good friends is a huge accomplishments, so I'd recommend making about 10 Acquaintances.The difference between acquaintances and friends is that you hang out with your friends.The friends you hang out with most are your best friends. Best of wishes, You'll meet yourself a nice girl. If that falls flat for you, look into finding yourself a pen pal. Girls who like to write letters are real babes, maybe you could try both of those.
WomenHow bad is it that I went to one of my brother’s female friends apartment and took a massive stinky shit in her bathroom?
>>32308077Do you not have hand-wash
>>32308089People shit, I don't care. Just leave the toilet clean.
>>32308080>you're trollingI'm seriously not. You have no conception of how attractive "funny" is. That's how I got involved with my current bf - because he made me laugh.
>>32308088>Girls who like to write lettersBro is living in a Jane Austen novel>>32308089Did you use the toilet brush and Febreeze
>>32308089FMen always do this at my house. It's fine I guess but I have poo pourri so I don't know why they don't use it
Men, how many fingers could your gf ask for you to use on her during foreplay before you found it unappealing?
>coworker is bored and doesn't want to work>decides to come flirt with me, eat my candy, show me Tiktoks, etcWhy are women like this
>>32308084>This is why horror movies are great first dates, they make you excited and trick you into thinking it was the person not the movieHonestly, they're more an excuse to say "okay, but you might have to hold me REALLY tight if I get scared...".
>>323080964 would scare me
>>32308097Typing this as she shows a ticktok?
>>32308097I like candy and hate my job.
>>32308094>brush the toiletYes, even the spots that already were in the toilet>febreezeShe didn’t have any sort of odor spray unfortunately. Did open the window as wide as possible>>32308092Always
>>32308096>Men, how many fingers could your gf ask for you to use on her during foreplay before you found it unappealing?You mean on her, or in her?
>>32308073You'll get there. You gotta sound agitated and with a slight raspy broken voice cadence to make it work, as Benson is always next to fuming in anger over people not doing their jobs, like some managers can be. You perhaps are too chill, as you sound laid back and fun. Stick to the other characters, you nailed Muscle man and High Five, and Pops. And Mordecai and Rigby are easy pickings.
https://youtu.be/eu17Wuq3nI8State gender and thoughts
>>32307994Not happening outside of marriage.
>>32308088>I got a buddy who loves that game.It's a really good game, I just fell out of it for a bit and now it feels like healing in the game sucks now>Just start small, three good friends is a huge accomplishments, so I'd recommend making about 10 Acquaintances.That's a lot of people, but I appreciate you giving a quantifiable goal. I'll check it out and see if I can find anything>The difference between acquaintances and friends is that you hang out with your friends.But what do you do with acquaintances? That's always confused me, it's like they're solely utility>look into finding yourself a pen palWhere on earth do you find pen pals these days? I had one once but it was purely by accident, she was honestly 10/10 but sadly she since passed away
>>32308114I think im not clickin no outside linkThats how you get viruses
>>32308114F. I listened to the first second of the video and I think you're the psychopath for listening to that woman's voice. It made my skin crawl.
>>32308100That's also a good reason for it, yes
>>32308118Fuck you mean nigga is a mobile YouTube link have some motherfuckin faith
>>32308096Why would there be a limit? As long as she likes it I don't care, I'd do whatever she wants
>>32308094I kid you not dawg. Women love calligraphy. My ex was obsessed with the idea of us writing letters, even thought we lived in the same time. It's a very intimate way to share your feelings and thoughts with a woman. It's also a great way to impress her, as she'll treasure that shit forever. Now, not all girls are into that stuff, but some girls are, especially girls who like stationary, calligraphy, and pride and prejudice. If they tell you they like that show, or they post it on their social media, or its in their browser history or profile, or Pinterest boards, then you write them letters.
>>32308111Lol thanks bro, yeah I gotta rewatch some episodes sometime>Benson is always next to fuming in anger over people not doing their jobsTbf Mordecai and Rigby are a waste of spaceAnyway thanks bro <3 >You perhaps are too chillIdk I have my moments haha but cheers Lol, apparently J G Quintel (creator of tbe show and voice of Mordecai) is so chill in real life, they had to teach him how to shout for some episodes and he lost his voice
>>32307562A gf
>>32307846Male.Hope it works out, but it won't. She better be crazy hot.
>>32308014>My partner and I have separate bedrooms.Why?
>>32308124>even thought we lived in the same timeI mean it would be wild if you were dating a girl in another time dimension>Women love calligraphyI remember going to some medieval castle and there was a babe there doing some amazing calligraphy, that was really cool
>>32308101Three is fine?>>32308109In.>>32308123So fisting would be on the table?
>>32308124>Women love calligraphyWe do. The fact that my bf's handwriting is awful breaks my heart every day.
>>32307562for my dissertation to just magically write itselfa joba houseand a gf that'll eventually become my wife of 5-8 kidsIs that too much?
womenif a guy was never looking at your body, just the face during date would you think anything of it?
>>32308086No, probably an internal disease or your pillow case
>>32308139I wouldn't be looking at their eyes anyways so I wouldn't notice
>>32308136>Three is fine?I wouldn't say fine but its not gonna be as off putting as 4 would be.
>>32308136>So fisting would be on the table?Sure if she likes itCould introduce toys too if she wanted, literally whatever she wants
>>32308096Wrist
>>32308136Hope you at least wash the table after
>>32308144talking to someone who avoids eye contact with me would feel weird
>>32308080Bro underestimates the power of goofy rizz for batting out of your league
Femanons: I know you all know when a guy looks at your boobs, even for a moment. But can you detect when a guy glances at your feet?This one time I was talking to a girl and she was barefoot, feet up on another chair. She moved her feet and my head immediately tracked to it and she stopped mid conversation (and carried on again after a pause). Did she know?
>>32308139No.
>>32308117Cool man, I hope you meet some nice people, there's lots of cool folks on discord to be friends with. Just be yourself, and just start up a conversation. It'll be hit or miss at first, but you'll find some places full of cool people. There's so many servers full of people looking for friends just like you, so don't give up.Acquaintances are people who you're friendly with, know, and could potentially hang out with, or at least hold a conversation with. Sure, you could ask them for a favor, but you'll find that there are some people who you think would be good friends, but you don't want to hang out with them outside of a group setting. AKA, Acquaintances, Friendly, but not too friendly.Try PenPal World, and there are similar sites of that kind. Just search up pen pal websites in the search bar. You basically make an account, set up a profile, give an alias and a profile about yourself without revealing everything about yourself, then just check out and see who has been on recently, and boom, you'll meet some people.Some just exchange email addresses, and then real addresses over email, others use chatting apps like line, or WhatsApp, or messenger. Or you guys could just do emailing, and maybe text or connect over skype or zoom, or something.
>>32308150Autists/ADHDers stay strong
>>32308152Yeah. I hid my feet from men many times.
>>32308145What's wrong with you?
>>32308159Please dont :(
>>32308159>I hid my feet from men many timesWere they trying to steal them?>>32308152>you all know when a guy looks at your boobs, even for a momentDo they actually? Fuck
>>32308127You're welcome mate, and haha, JG is such a chill dude, that checks out. Cheers!
>>32308163>Were they trying to steal them?Yeah. They don't grow back!!
>>32308158>>32308150I've recently learned I stare constantly and unendingly at people's eyes when we talk. Man I don't know what neurotypicals want
If there was a pikachu shaped fleshlight or dildo and it was the best feeling thing ever, better than the real thing, would you use it?
>>32308135>timeI meant town, sorry.>I saw a babe doing caligI know man, they love every second of that. When they see dudes in historical fiction writing with a quill and some ink, that's like something out of studio Ghibli for them, they just get so excited. It's a lost art, so who could blame them.
>>32308167>I've recently learned I stare constantly and unendingly at people's eyes when we talkthat would only be weird to me if you never blinked
GenderPic question
>>323080961
>>32308174Owning their baldness
>>32308170>best feeling thing everProbably not, and not because it is pikachu themed. But because 'best feeling thing ever' screams addiction to me. >>32308152I personally likely wouldn't notice. If I did, I'd assume there's something wrong with my feet/shoes and hide them
>>32308096Why would I feel it unappealing?
>>32308174F. A bf slapping his dick against my pussy is just annoying. I'm clearly ready in that position. It's not foreplay, it's actively just pissing me off.
>>32308102Nah she fucked off a bit ago. Nice butt though>>32308103Not an excuse to use me for your amusement.
>>32308137Don't worry, that's what typing letters in cool fonts on Microsoft word is for, like Kunstler Script. A letter is a letter as long as it's enveloped, and delivered to you with a cool red stamp with your boy's initials, right?! ;3
>>32308180Idk, some men are weirded out by what I like in me.
>>32308178We're just supposed to endlessly cope about it and let it consume our lives?
>>32308139I guess I wouldn't mind that. I suppose it would show a lot of confidence, as most guys tend to dart their eyes and are perhaps a little fidgety, but that's normal on a first date with someone you don't know, I can't judge them for that.
>>32308179You wouldn’t try it out at least once? Just to know what the height of pleasure could be?
>>32308174FGrabbing my hair incorrectly so it rips it out, or choking me (for kink) incorrectly pisses me off. I also don't even like those at all so doing it off cuff is ick.
>>32308181THIS
>>32308152Personally I would never expect a man to look at my feet and doubt I’d clock it
>>32308174Beards
>>32308183He bought a typewriter to write me love letters, he knows I'm a bit of a fag for handwritten stuff and since he's not quite there he did the next best thing.
>>32308164Peace bruv>>32308167>stare constantly and unendingly at people's eyes when we talkAs an adhd weirdo who's constantly looking around the room I actually like this cause then the amount of eye contact balances outI spend all day practising eye contact with people at work so think I've gotten better but yeah it still trips me out
State genderAre you happy?
>>32308049So you're actually coming around to agreeing with me. As you can see the joint money is spent on things that they both need. Describing it as a 90-10 split isn't honest. If she's out getting groceries and house supplies, that's just going to happen out of the joint account with trust in her judgement. Like I said I wouldn't' have married her if there isn't trust.You are aware of how most men make purchases. A NEED creates a target purchase for him- then they seek that target and try their best to avoid everything else. That's the source of all those pictures of bachelors with rooms with nothing but a TV, game station, and chair, and a fridge with almost nothing in it comes about. I understand how there are major weaknesses in the spending process most men go through. In the end, it's not even just trust in her that she can do what I can do if I was doing it, I trust that she can do it significantly better in her own way.On the other side of things if she just goes and gets a new dryer; hold on a second, I ask why? She says "the dryer's were on sale, our dryer wasn't getting hot enough and drying the clothes enough. Also, the dryer is old. We need a new dryer." Well it turns out the problem was a blown fuse from the brownouts we have in Michigan, which is a $12 dollar fix instead of an $800 solution.In both scenarios, I'm the more conservative spender and I'm willing to deal with more inconvenience(driven by weighing the inconvenience against the inconvenience of making that money in the first place). That joint money IS joint money, but there's a limit and that limit is ultimately decided by the sole-earner who's making the money and is more conservative in spending. Call it permissively joint spending idc. He doesn't need a separate discretionary spending allowance.But back to the very beginning, she should have a separate discretionary spending allowance. Just to do her thing, complete autonomy, with zero oversight. 2000 characters.
>>32308199MReasonably.
>>32308190What do you like?
>>32308189A heroin addict once told me that heroin was the best feeling in the world. Like leagues better than an orgasm that just keeps going. So yeah no I'll pass on being a coomer.
>>32308199fuck you
>>32308152I can see where your eyes go on a date. My eyes are on you when we're dating, it's not like I want to look at anything else when I'm giving my time to you. I'm hoping to see if you're worth getting excited over, if your profile matches what you are, and if you're the right kinda guy for me. As for the feet thing, of course I'd notice that too. I wouldn't ask about it at first, but if you're like one of those feet fetish people who can't shut up about feet, that's pretty problematic, unless you don't make it a problem. I wouldn't give you a foot job though, but your foot fascination wouldn't be a complete dealbreaker either.
>>32308031If you consider flailing my body around like a lunatic, then yes.
Femanons what would you do if a bomb exploded af your single male friend's work?
>>32308199MNot really. I feel lonely right now. Even coming to atoga makes me a little sad.
>>32308181we have to annoy you a some, it's not right to just let you have it all your way all the time. You wouldn't enjoy it as much.
>>32308209FBI keep an eye on this one
>>32308181>>32308193Girls can cum from that, imagine if I slapped your clit with my dick, then proceeded to stroke your clit with my dick after suckling on your clit? I've done this with other girls, and they loved that, Combining those two orgasms with one from french kissing, and another from suckling their tiddies(sometimes one orgasm for each nipple~), and then the finale balls deep where we cum together and you've gotten to experience 5-7 orgasms in one sitting. Wouldn't you like that~
>>32308199M. No, clearly I am not.
>>32308214>Wouldn't you like that~No, just fuck me already
>>32308196Well then, he knows how to invest, I'm sure you polish your pearl while reading those beauties. Wouldn't surprise me if you picked up his crumbled up letters, and read sex jokes he crumbled up that he thought you would hate. Oh gosh, that sounds so hot.
>>32308199MNo, but a man's life shouldn't be weighed on how happy he is but how closely he has upheld is duty and tended to his responsibilities. To quote a Roman I have a huge fondness for:>"Life is not meant to be happy, no man who has done great things has lived a happy life."
>>32308181It isn't always about you
Femanons, do you feel sexy while naked?
>>32308157I'll look into all of this if I struggle in this game. Thank you for all the information anon, I'll screenshot these for future reference
Is it weird that I want to fuck obese women with either a huge ass or huge tits but don't want to date them? Are there women that would find a friends with benefits relationship remotely appealing or is it all about them and their ego?
>>32308170Not likely, I like the characters behind onaholes, makes it better
>>32308199MOnly after a few beers
>>32308199M Yes.>>32308218That's called extended foreplay baby. have you ever tried to extend a blowjob to last 30 minutes? It's all in the pressure, plenty of girls have tried that on me, think of all of the extra cum I'll build up with how big my balls would get. You build 'em up, let them orgasm without ejaculating, cool down with letting go for a bit, then kissing them to rev their engines again. That's tantra, baby, keeping it real hot for as long as you want, if you rush to the end, you miss the whole point of going slow and making the most of the sexual experience.
>>32308199MRight now no because I have to be up in a few hours for a 12 hour shift>>32308221Based quoteNo rest for the wicked as they say
>>32308134>Why?I'm always up and down a lot during the night, and I can't deal with having someone else there that I have to try not to wake up. I actually think it's important to have private spaces too.
>>32308200>Describing it as a 90-10 split isn't honestIt is honest - you have full control over 90% of the budget, she has control over 10% of the money and it's not even full control. She only has control on what you choose to give to her. >I'm the more conservative spender and I'm willing to deal with more inconvenienceIn the make up scenario in which she's a very irrational spender who would go and spend 800$ on a whim without trying to find a solution or talking to you beforehand, sure. But you should not marry a woman who is an extremely impulsive spender and has absolutely no respect for you.>He doesn't need a separate discretionary spending allowanceWhy not? If there is a limit, there should be for both of you. There's no reason for you to have no budget and for her to have a strict budget.>That joint money IS joint money, but there's a limit and that limit is ultimately decided by the sole-earner who's making the moneyWhy? It's joint should the sole-earner decide how much is the limit of discretionary spending? It should be a joint decision on the joint money.>she should have a separate discretionary spending allowanceIf one or both of you is bad with money and needs a discretionary spending allowance, yes. Otherwise, unnecessary.
>>32308199MaleNo
>>32308212Lol, I'm talking about something that literally already happened to me.Only one person reached out to me.
>>32308223You bet I do.
>>32308235>I actually think it's important to have private spaces too.Yeah, for you to fuck hookers, huh?
>>32308221Pfffft what a tool>"If I wasn't Alexander, I'd want to be Diogenes."
>>32308224You're welcome. Happy to help, Keep it Real.
>>32308206Hmm, I think that might be a dealbreaker for me. Feet are a big part of my life sexually. I don't talk about feet ever, but they mean a lot to me.
>>32308232>>32308214You sound incredibly grating.
>>32308244>we know about Diogenes to this very day>almost all we know about him was how he was disgruntled with the current state of Athenian society.Just because you laugh or have a good time now and then doesn't mean you live a happy life. Conversely, just because you don't live a "happy life" doesn't mean you are living a miserable life of can't be content.
>>32308174Going straight for the clit. You gotta warm me up a little first, otherwise it's just painful
FemanonsHypothetically you had a LTR bf that turned into a rocky up and down then ended. Another guy pounces afterwards and you're going out with him for a couple weeks (taking it slow) and then one day in an attempt to show off to you he's driving you around on his motorcycle and crashes into the back of a school bus, killing himself. You're hurt and in the hospital but you'll recover. You know your ex still loves you. What do you want to have happen? What do you do?
>>32308226I exclusively fuck hot people
>>32308258Nothing, frankly just leave me alone. I'd just want my mom and dad.
WomenWould you love me if I turned into a worm?
>>32307143Fuck I’m gonna kms
>all the grils at new job are midso dissappointing. women why did you do this to me
>>32308249Fair Enough.
>>32308260hot is subjective so that could mean literally anything.
>>32308258What’s LTR
Workplaces should be split by gender.
>>32308267Yes. People I view as hot
>>32308226>Are there women that would find a friends with benefits relationship remotely appealing Sure. But not if that's your attitude. L
>>32308269Lazy Telephone Reception
MenThoughts on dryhumping with a woman on top?
>>32308269long term relationship
>>32308278Oh yeah, I knew that
>>32308275>Sure. But not if that's your attitude. LExplain or your opinion goes into the garbage.>>32308277I'd rather a pillow at that point.
>>32308243>Yeah, for you to fuck hookers, huh?With my partner in the next room? Don't be retarded.
>>32308277Just say lap dance.
>>32308223Yes, I got a good body with excellent bits
>>32308277M. Weird. Why are we doing that?
>>32308258This is a disconcertingly specific scenario.
>>32308287I'm the ghost of the guy who killed himself.
>>32308277>dryhumpingNot hugely my thing>with a woman on topHugely my thing, I'd be into pretty much anything in that scenario
>>32308251It's all about being open to the pleasure. As a woman, you're capable of cumming multiple times in one session. Guys can do that too, once they learn to orgasm without ejaculating, which is a special technique that most guys overlook in favor of more conventional sex which is more straight forward, but often fails to pleasure the women, because most men in the west aim to have one orgasm when they cum, and the woman's orgasm is sort of auxilary. With prioritizing foreplay from the getgo, lots of orgasms can happen, and it would send you off the edge, I'll never forget how my one of my girlfriends just blissed out after I suckled her, she was in pure ecstacy, and that was only from suckling her nipple, your whole body has loads of pleasure centers waiting to be unlocked, it's all a matter being conscious about how you have sex, finding those places you feel the greatest, and howling at the moon when you do. Awooo.It's only grating if you desire to feel good in a instantly gratifying kind of way where it happens one way only. Try to open your mind, there's more to sex than just intercourse.
>>32308286Don't ask questions
>>32308277Sounds like a great way to work on overcoming my fear of sex. (I'm afraid of sex btw.)
>>32308262>Would you love me if I turned into a worm?I don't love you even as a human. Why would that improve things?
>>32308281>Explain or your opinion goes into the garbageIf you're the kind of person who has a category of woman he would fuck but not date, I have no interest in getting involved with you in either capacity. But in general I'm open to FWB, and many women are.
FWB is icky and dehumanizing shortcuts losers seek out. Anyone looking for easy sex is not good.
>>32308300>If you're the kind of person who has a category of woman he would fuck but not dateBig L for you cause that is the majority of men, lmfao.
>>32308295I would be less annoying and intrusiveYou'd barely know I was there
>>32308258>My Future Husband leaves over our relationship being rocky.>My Motorcycle Bad Boy has fun with but Dies>I survive, then think about my serious boyfriend again.Well, I would just take a break from relationships for awhile. If my ex called me, I'd answer the phone. If we bonded over it and reconnected, perhaps it's possible to try again, but if there was a rough history between us, I'd probably just have coffee with him and move on.I would just start fresh, no more bad boys or toxic business, I would want a guy who gave a shit about me without all the drama. I imagine I'd join a club, maybe an anime club or something, as I like reading manga, and meet some nice guys there who are university students or fresh out of college, but single. I suppose coffee and a long walk later would lead to me liking them, and us bonding, and eventually getting married and having two children.
>>32308262I would give you a tub of dirt, because that's what worms love most. I'd also give you loads of female worms, as I found out watching a nature documentary that worms are extremely sensual when it comes to mating, and can really get it on, wiggling around. A worm girl harem, you're welcome.
>>32308277Very hot. I had a girl do this for me once.
>>32308290Nobody read all that.
>>32308308grim
>she still wears full body pajamas to bed like she's still 8well that's too bad, I have to break up with her now, I hope she wasn't too attached
>>32308270As the only moid in my office does that mean I get a private office then?Can I get a diamond covered throne as well?>>32308288How are you typing rn bro>>32308302Casual sex in general is heathen behaviour>>32308311>worms are extremely sensual when it comes to mating, wiggling aroundThere's not much else to do as a worm tbf, you can't even watch a film
>>32308321>How are you typing rn broPossessing each individual key and pressing it, duh.
>>32308277MI like it but I don't want to come in my underwear
>>32308277Sounds groovy>>32308264>dissappointingBro you should learn to spell at your new job>>32308320>she still wears full body pajamasWife material
>>32308321>As the only moid in my office does that mean I get a private office then?>Can I get a diamond covered throne as well?no you just get moved to a new floor/building/shift with only other moids in it
>>32308326You mean hiring other moids? WHAT??! There can only be one king. I'm packing my bags bitch
>>32307903MORDECAI.. AND POPS…. AND MUSCLE MAN….
>>32308328>MUSCLE MANHe literally me
>>32308326>no you just get moved to a new floor/building/shift with only other moids in itnta, but I wish, you know society hates men when they put them only with other women and when you complain about it, all of a sudden you're the problem.
>>32308328You got em heheYour mordo and rigby drawing the other day was dope btw
>>32308311I didn't even know there were female worms but that would be really sweet of you
Do NOT state gender.Post your favorite _____ gf x _____ bf pairings.
>>32308211No. When I want dick, I say so. And it's not up for negotiation. If it's out and I'm ready, it's legally obligated to go in immediately.
>>32308311If we were dating and you offered that response to my joke question I'd honestly consider marrying you.
Women!There's the chill of the seasons creeping in. Pick!:>A moid to keep you warm>A heated blanket and/or space heater
>>32308336
>>32308336my dick and your pussy/bussy
>>32308333thank you!!! attaching again cuz they’re so funny to look at
>>32308343now draw them pregnant
>>32308344I would for the lols but I have no time for requests rn </3
$50
>>32308340I want my moid ):
>>32308347Granted, but you have to rub his back after pull day to keep him
>>32308335>didn't even know there were female wormsYou thought they were all gaylords? (They are pink tbf)>>32308343They looking at each other like they just made another hole in the wall>>32308344deviantART posters be like>>32308332What's wrong with working with women?
>>32308347your moid, m'lady
>>32308343Also idk if you've seen this but you might enjoy lol https://youtu.be/eAMMQ9Gwbaw?si=a-UYSMERgs5QPbcX
>>32308336feminist gf x trump voter bf
>>32308355>Fine Femanon … you win … I will give you a child and guard your cats with my life
>>32308311>A worm girl haremEarthworms are hermaphrodites.
>>32308350I'd rub his back every day if only he were here...
>>32308321>can't even watch a filmWho needs dirt when you've got dirt!
>>32308336/an/ gf x /k/ bf (pre 2016 election)
>>32308351>What's wrong with working with women?I think 2 of them hate eachother but in secret.
>>32308357oh yeah I saw clips of it sometime ago! he’s so hilarious
>>32308335I try~ I would love to see worm anime people having mating orgies. That would be so hot. That'll be the next hentai trend, bigger than tentacles.
>>32308362Giwtwm its so sore
>>32308361I know~ That makes it even hotter. That means they're Futas~
>>32308340Heated blanket every time. I actually have a heated poncho with a rechargeable battery.
>>32308373dark day for moids, they've been replaced by a poncho
>>32308336Tomboy gf x sensitive bf
>>32308374It's an upgrade.
I don't understand why women itt are single instead of having bfsI don't understand why women itt who have bfs aren't spending quality time together, cuddling and breedingIt's perplexing
>>32308351>You thought they were all gaylords? (They are pink tbf)I thought they were hermaphroditic or something like snailsTbf I never researched the topic>>32308369Make it happen femanonYou could get real creative with that premise
>>32308379There's femanons with boyfriends here. Some of us are married.
>>32308367Ooh workplace drama Another advantage of being the office moid is you can gossip and get the scoop from the sidelines>>32308369Anime truly was a mistake >>32308374We're just riding on poncho's coat-tails
>>32308377how do moids cope with this?
>>32308381I'll pass it on to all of those talented artists on X.
>>32308384By going overseas and getting married like most of us are.
Women, how do you feel knowing men caused this?
>>32308383You know what was really a mistake? THE SCP Wiki dudes rejecting me as a writer. Fuck those guys, I'll just write my own stories.
>>32308336normie gf x schizo bf
>>32308391Link em I love spooky shit
>>32308388how do foids cope with this?
>>32308390Trump's a good guy, I'd happily suck that man's dick if he was single to honor him and all that he's done and will do for our country. He's a legend.
>>32308391>SCP Wiki dudes rejecting me as a writer. Fuck those guysAre you going to start your villain arc?
>>32308393https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/
>>32308390Bobby Kennedy is going to save America.
>>32308396Nah, I'm too happy to be a villain. I'm just gonna write Freelance.
>>32308382Who? JH, medium shirt, anon :3?
Currently trying to manifest <<< dying in sleep >>>Good night faggots have a good one
Share your ideal body type in the other gender?https://bodyvisualizer.is.tue.mpg.de/male.htmlState sex.(posting my own body as a neutral starting point)
>>32308408MIt doesn't go tall enough for giantess
Can't tell if girl crush is racist. What to do now?
>>32308406I know Bimbo Anon is not married.
>>32308413Women are nazi level eugenicists with extreme biases against certain races and other physical and mental attributes
>>32308408I am a reasonable fella'
>>32308408>https://bodyvisualizer.is.tue.mpg.de/male.htmlF Most of my guy friends kinda look like this.
>>32308399Oh I thought you would link your stories
Any gender. Do you guys have a signature scent? Are all your hygiene products the same fragrance or do you mix stuff?
>>32308419I thought bimbo chan got engaged and stopped posting here ages ago?
>>32308427MaleLavender in winter, peppermint in summer. No reason for it other than Lavender is warm and Peppermint is coolMy other products don't have a strong enough scent to outdo my body wash
>>32308424>most of your guy friends are 6 foot 8 inches tallnot saying you're wrong, just thinking maybe you have a distorted perspective
Just made my next date with my escortThis is probably the most romance I'll ever experience
>>32308427M, I use a mix of products and like to try new things when I can, but have some favesApparently I can't wear my colognes to work anymore so I just used extra bodywash and scented conditioner tonight
>>32308427Aventus Creed all year long thats why yo bitch love mee
>>32308408M
>>32308462Based
>>32308450I think its the builder. These characters don't look as tall as it suggests. They're actually about 5'10" to 6'2"
Girls do you ask questions here? Is only that one girl, you know which one.
>>32308463Can't beat fertile babes~
>>32308427M. I buy frozen pineapple juice in bulk and steal white pine needles from my neighborhood trees to make tea. I don't eat onions, garlic, and anything else with a strong smell to it (even though I love it), and wash with unscented dish soap. Nobody but me knows I do this. I can smell the pine and pineapple on myself so I'm certain I've cultivated a signature scent that'll mystify the women.
>>32308465Yeah, I'll ask one.Do you any of you guys like the idea of a girl licking your elbow? For some odd reason, that comes to mind as a rib tickler.
>>32308462m, based for sure
>>32308379Dick is more elusive than you think.
>>32308379It’s not like I planned it
>>32307396with that face she should be paying him
>>32308471I think it would be funnier if it was some scenario where I'm trying to lick my elbow to prove a point and she just does it for me
>>32308469Fucking cool
>>32308429Maybe that was one of Bimbo's friends. She did say she had told her friends about this place and that they have posted in the past. Maybe she is, and just comes on here to maybe polish her pearl for fun.
>>32308473In what why? Explain
>>32308472All in a day's work, dawg.
>>32308479nta and nag but she's saying CHAD's dick is more elusive than you think. it's a classic
>>32308476Hahaha, That does make it funnier. Bravo!
>>32308427YSL Y
>>32308390I don’t pay attention to third world countries much, enjoy the fat orange rapist
Anons is it true race doesn't matter if the person is attractive to you?
1. Gender2. Have you ever taken an ancestry test? Did it ever produce worthwhile results? I am especially curious about the health checkup thingies they do.>M>No because I don't trust these glowing agencies not to sell my data or give it to the government.
>>32308491M, yes 100%, at least for me. If she's hot she's hot
>>32308491Yes. Asians, Latinas, Irish Girls, Black/Ebony Girls, Russian Girls, different strokes, different folks.
>>32308427FPeach or rose soaps, shampoo, balsamAll kinds with lotion and body butter, except coconut
>>32308497Don't mess around with 23 and me and ancestry.com. Those sites track your information, if you want to bother with that junk, hire a genealogist.
>>32308427MI use either North Wood scents or something ocean related, as that's the flavor of my deodorant.
>>32308491Yeah, we all have our preferences but that goes out the window once I'm under her spell
>>32308491MYes. I met an super pretty paki chick and was pretty into her until she told me she had a boyfriend. Beauty transcends race. Except for maybe abos, but maybe I just haven't seen a pretty full-abo yet.
>>32308497MaleYesNoI barely remember what the results were
>>32308505Yeah I know lol. I already said I am not giving them my data.>>32308491No but being attractive always helps.
>>32308509>flavored deodorantmmmmmmm yum
>>32308465Nope never. I answer question, but mostly lurk
>>32308491MI posted earlier but I'd like to add that at a certain threshold, beauty and personality factors can overcome standards like a man's distaste for tattoos or nose piercings.
>>32308514;)
>>32308497MNo because I don't trust these glowing agencies not to sell my data or give it to the government or private actors even worse than the government.
>>32308491M. Yeah, while I obviously have preferences for certain races and ethnic groups (latinas and arab) in the end I wouldn't mind dating any race if I like her
>>32308511BasedYeah I also know some very pretty Pakistani girls irlI also met an Arabic girl the other day who was just so pretty
>>32308479It has to be attached to someone who loves and respects me for it to go in, so it's hard to find one like that.
>>32308524But aren't arab women almost impossible to date wouln't be difficult to find a non-muslim arab.
You all make me sick.
>>32308532HAPPY TO HELP!
>>32308532Why are you sick?
>>32308532Sorry, I'm trying to cover my coughing but I guess it didn't work
>>32308528Non-muslim arab are fairly common in my country. There's a big arab community here but muslim are rare and if they are muslim they don't make much noise. I almost dated an arab girl a while ago, it didn't happen just because his brother had problems with me and I decided to stay away
I don't like young women with super wrinckled foreheads it makes them look so old and it gives me the ick.
>>32308538males can't get The Ick™ because they'd still fuck anything
>>32308540Yes, but the ick is still in our minds.
>>32308540Yeah but they'd be too embarrassed to show you to their friends and the post nut clarity is so bad they can barely make eye contact.
Gender, Have you made an ATOGA thread?OP seems like a Janny.
>>32308538>wrinckled
>>32308277>Thoughts on dryhumping with a woman on top?For her?YesNothing past that though
>>32308427Infrared Spice Bomb when I want attention, Polo Blue when I don’t, and menthol cigarettes when I have a bad day.
>>32308557in the past, yeah
>>32308540I have reported my icks on a couple occasions already, you can't tell me I can't.
>>32308557MYesEvery single "Episode" thread is made by me
>>32308557I've made threads, but it didn't calm the fire in my guts or bring me any happiness.
>>32308537We’ve got a ton of Algerians in my area lately and they got booty and don’t wear hijabs. Dont seem very interested in flirting as much as Latinas and Indians though.
>>32308557It reads like FAQqot's signature preachy style, bro seems to come out of the woodword particularly around wintertime to inflict his arbitrary and useless policing attempts on us all
>>32308572Weren't you supposed to be gone by now?
>>32308563>I have reported my icks on a couple occasions already, yοu can't tell me I can't.they aren't true Ick™s
>>32308557MNo.I make threads but I never made any general thread.I always wait until someone else posts.I dunno why.
>>32308557MYes.
>>32308557there was a week οr so where I made threads every day and there was likely a theme of sortsits been awhile though
>>32308199FI'm sick, I just threw up.
>>32308576I don't respect copyright law, it has no power to stop me from bona fide icks
>>32308581I can help you feel better. Would you like to get stuffed?
state gender and just make up a sandwich right now. can be anything.
>>32308586MSourdough breadMozzarella cheeseBasil
>>32308586Meatball sub with mozzarella and bacon
>>32308585based taxidermyanon>>32308582based hypocritical biden voter
>>32308586Pulled pork with jalapeños and pop rocks.
>>32308592I voited for drumpf and I was talking about my penis
>>32308586Rava dosa top and bottom with bacon-crusted turkey cold cuts, Jamaican jerk drizzle, garnished with nori
Sorry anons, no everyone is a getting a 4chan GF. =DAnyways how would 4chan know anons genders.
>>32308586MMelted Swiss cheese and mushrooms, roasted mushrooms, and caramelized onions. That is hot stuff. You can get that at a number of different places.
>>32308585I want to watch full metal panic with my atoga bf. T-T
>>32308604>you really think this site is anonymous?
>>32308604I'm easily in the top 2% of 4chan males and I call dibs on the entire continent of Australia.
M or FFavorite hair color of opposite gender
>>3230860430% female is a pretty generous estimate.
>>32308586MSourdough, capicola, ham, provolone, lettuce, green peppers, oil and vinegar.
>>32308608I'd rewatch FMP with my atoga gf.
>>32308608</3If you’re up for it in a bit. You need your rest.
>>32308586Msmoked sliced turkey breast on brioche with miracle whip (not mayo, we going airy and sweet), salt and pepper, arugula, sliced sweet pickles, and sharp cheddar. dollop of cranberry preserves on the plate for dipping. the sandwich shouldn't create thirst, so no drink is paired with the food, but hot buttered rum is offered afterwards.
>>32308586MMe between two thighs.
>>32308613MaleMoss green
>>32308613M. pic related
>>32308586FGrilled Cheese, with Mushrooms, and tomato soup
>>32308613MNeon blue
>>32308613MGreen
>>32308586Turkey and stuffing with mashed potatoes and green beans on a bun.
>>32308408Literally a torso with huge tits and a huge ass.
>>32308394With Poncho presumably.
>>32308379I hate LDRs but I tried anyway.
>>32308614This is a decade old though.I can 100% guarantee that nu-/a/ is:More underageMore "female"(XY)More ESL non-white
>>32308586MCheese Sandwich:breadbuttermayo (optional)relish (optional)cheese
>>32308646NTA but do underage people find this site now? I thought zoomies didn't like old sites.
>>32308358kys
>>32308652>now
>>32308491No, I want white kids
>>32308652>zoomiesI'm a 25 zoomer and I my friends showed me this place when we were in 4th gradeIDK about Gen alpha though
>>32308613M>Favorite Anime Hair ColorPink>Favorite Natural Hair ColorRed/Auburn, with Strawberry Blonde and Golden Blonde Tied for second.
>>32308659which board did he showed you?
>>32308646I've been here for almost two decades and I can guarantee you that the site demographic hasn't really changed that much. The types of people who end up here and stick around are largely the same.
>>32308662It was a red board with porn on itI didn't really look at the name of the boardI assume it was /b/
>>32308652There's been a couple times people have said that they were underage using this site and that they thought everyone on here just ignored the rules or something. It was on /adv/, after I read that I just stop going into /adv/ threads that weren't /atoga/
What type of headwear do you like?
>>32308665more evidence that we need to criminalize the production and distribution of porn
Foids fyi you consent to being stared at if you show curves in public wear hijab if you dont want it
>>32308669on myself or others?
>>32308672Will never happen for good or for bad.
Wtfff
>>32308669Fuzzy winter hats that cover my ears.>>32308673I know. And you consent to the risk of being socially punished for your staring.
>>32308676Both I guess.
>>32308652I discovered this website when I was 14, and became a regular at 15.(I am in my 20s now, saying this before janny rages)For zoomers around early teens people started searching internet for broader things and stumbled on greentexts in leddit, youtube, xitter, etc. and made their way here.I suspect, from how terminally online they grow up, Gen As will start coming here even younger perhaps.>I thought zoomies didn't like old sites.They don't and need that garbage bloated flashy mobile app look everywhere but "funny maymays" motivate them enough to come here presumably. I am not a normal guy at all so I can't answer what motivates them in general.
>>32307133I've never formally rejected a girl, I'm too much of a pussy to do so. But I do ignore their advances. I take no pleasure in it; I've been rejected way more than I've "rejected," so I know the pain.
>>32308672I think the internet is an adult tool only and that minors having unrestricted access to both social media and the internet should be made illegal. Schools should be connected to an Intranet that only host a couple of verified sites as well as custom sites, they should be allowed to have a school version of social media if they want to coordinate with classmates better.
>>32307133She was a lesbian and I rejected her because I am not a lesbian
>>32308669pic related, for myself. other people can wear what they want
>>32308663Really?You did not notice any change whatsoever?I can confidently say that pre-2016 and modern pol are different for example.(It changed for the worse)/His/ became a tankie circlejerk./r9k/ became more female and gay.So on and so forth.
>>32308687This ban all children from the internet, kids shouldn't have phones with internet capabilities till they are at least 16 or 17 years old. Until then they should have dumb phones.
>>32308669Mbig fan of women with a ferroniere
>>32308687>I think the internet is an adult tool only and that minors having unrestricted access to both social media and the internet should be made illegal.So it shouldn't be possible to use the internet without verifying your identity the entire time?
>>32308687I don't think that helps, people will just be corrupted in the sudden surge of access they get when they're 18
>>32308689>>32308679What is called?
>>32308693You should be assumed an adult when you are using the internet, failure to be an adult on the internet is the fault of the parent, not the child or society at large. No internet identification should be needed to access the internet. But you will need identification to buy computers and phones.
>>32308696mine is in the image name
>>32308695Better at 18 then at 8 or 12
>>32308680leaving aside questions of how fashion fits into the real world, I guess I like the coif a lot. It frames the face in ways that most people could probably made look good with a bit of attention.
>>32308690>You did not notice any change whatsoever?The change did not happen to the website, the change happened to society as a whole and the website merely reflects that. The people are the same, their world view has merely shifted.>I can confidently say that pre-2016 and modern pol are different for example.(It changed for the worse)/pol/ (as well as /new/) went through a variety of different phases. And /his/ has pretty much always attempted to establish itself in opposition to /pol/ by virtue of the huge overlap in users.
>>32308702I think my approach is more reasonable. prosecute creators and distributors of porn. don't cover the eyes, ears, or mouths of anybody, not even children.
Anons how do I stop fetishizing small, quiet girls that usually wear glasses? I unironically came onto a girl like this in my first year of college and I'm reflecting on that experience now and I came to the realization that it was solely a fetishization and I had no interest in her as a person.I'm 23m if that matters. I always notice when I see a person like this my brain automatically goes to that thought process and I don't know how to stop.
>>32308709By getting to know them. It's ok to initiate contact with girls for fetish reasons, but once you like them as a person, it's no longer a fetish.
do guys ever truly feel regret for treating a girl they were with badly?
>>32308710>It's ok to initiate contact with girls for fetish reasons,I thought in all cases, >fetishization = bad
>>32308711Yes, girls are nice and when we drive them away, we kick ourselves for it
>>32308711on average, they feel regret a lot more than women. or I guess if women feel regret ever they hide it better
Hmph
>>32308672The ad that Shoeonhead had in one of her videos about banning porn was absolutely hilarious. I might have registered just to vote GOP if I saw it before the election.https://youtu.be/tSw04BwQy4M?t=1058
Why do women get upset over one thing and then shut down wanting to be quiet for the next few hours? It's such a goddamn waste of time.
>>32308712I mean, you can't stop fetishization that happens in your own head. The part women have issues with is actually vocalizing "yeah I only like you because [shallow reason]".
>>32308720It's called processing your emotions instead of acting on a whim, you ape
Any XY women here??
>>32308277It's nice, I feel like women are a lot more enthusiastic when on top, it definitely feels better for me to be on top but the joy it gives the woman more than makes up for it.
>>32308723You sound like an incel
>>32308711I regret even when I caused hurt through absolutely no fault of my own honestly.
>>32308718>I might have registered just to vote GOPUnited Slaves of ZOG party.
>>32308724It's called being a little bitch over nothing.
>>32308692I don't get why they keep the French words with accents, nobody uses them.>ferronnière>>32308706Women look very nice on them.
>>32308720For a woman that is healthy behavior. They have emotions and impulses that they can't really control. The good ones learn to allot time to process what they are feeling without resorting to external action. They don't understand that shutting down still constitutes an external action and they don't really have a better option anyway.
>>32308711Only the Psychos and criminals don't.
>>32308720>upset over one thing>>32308733>upset over nothingWhich is it?
>>32308737That's pathetic but I guess it's fair enough.
>>32308711I feel badly about treating my ex badly, but your "badly" and my "badly" might not be the same.
>>32308720>waste of timepresumably you feel this way because you'd rather spend that time having sex with them?
>>32308743Go on?
>>32308741I don't think it's fair to call it pathetic. They're not the same as us and the main problem is that we are taught that they are.
>>32308711>women blaming incels for what Chad did to her
>>32308724I keep hearing about 'processing' your emotions, but what exactly does that mean?
>>32308744No, I'd rather do anything but sit in silence every day because she can't handle her emotions.
>>32308753I think this anon is right.
>>32308750I guess I am being immature. I'm just tired of this happening. >they're not the same as us and the main problem is that we are taught that they are I've never had anyone tell me this but it makes a lot of sense.
>>32308733>over nothingIf someone is upset there is always a reason, even if you don't understand it>>32308757Sometimes it helps to remove yourself from a high emotion situation to figure out how you feel and how you want to react or approach
>>32308711Not that I've ever seen. If the guy is the type to treat someone that way then likely they don't care afterwards either. At best I've seen them use guilt to gaslight the girl into thinking she's the wrong one
Women, what was it like losing your virginity?
>>32308718no idea who that person is but I like her voice.seriously though I don't fault human being for being human beings and looking at porn. I just think as a society seeking to be healthy we shouldn't be permit its spread.It's like should I blame the person who got the bag of doritos from the vending machine or should I stop doritos from putting the nasty chemicals in their food and promote better alternatives to the hungry?I grew up in the wild west internet years, and we've been even irresponsibly celebratory about the ubiquity of internet pornography. It's time to address our failures and build back better.
Sex with a big fit butt girl
>>32308745My "badly" is that I was distant and aloof instead of being passionate and involved, and my reason for this is that I realized we weren't long-term compatible but I didn't want to tell her this and break up because I still liked her a lot and enjoyed being with her.I wish we had just tried being friends (we might still be friends now) instead of dating (we parted amicably but have no contact now).
>>32308758Well, how are you handling yours? Anger is an emotion, you know.>>32308768Messy.
Women I am hungry.
>>32308772I'm sorry to hear it anon. :( I feel your pain.
Question for femanons.I asked a female friend for advice on how to tell when girls want to be approached vs left alone. And she said that a girl showing cleavage means she doesn't want to be approached because she's probably out with friends, and in the mood to show off a bit, not be chatted up by guys. Do you agree?
When was the last time you touch a baby?
>>32308758have you tried apologizing?
>>32308778My pain? I'm an ass. I basically treated her like a "practice gf". I hope she wasn't hurt by that sort of treatment, and I hope I'll do better next time.
>>32308765>a high emotion situationyeah one of those like deciding what to eat or realizing that someone might be able to hold you accountable for your actions :3
So I returned to Okcupid. First half hour I get 10-15 likes.I guess most are fake, not because they aren't real users but because they seem to be dead accounts. I get no response from them ( I know this could simply be me getting ignored, but the fact they liked me so fast makes me think otherwise).Also, they erased the option to check by "newer users" which makes me distrust the app much more.
Either genderDo you have a favorite piece of video game music?
>>32307489MFI'll fucking cut your family's throats one by one right in front of you
The approaching holidays are always depressing.I'm remembering driving my ex around to look at the Christmas lights.How are you going to end it all this season?
>>32308785You still lost a friend. I empathize with your regret. I got greedy and lost my absolute best friend too.
>>32308784She tells me "it's fine" >>32308776By posting on 4chan
>>32308791Male.I want to get on a boat and sail the seas.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRv8gnBMiWM
>>32308780In general I'd say yes, unless she's at a bar or something. The same outfit can give different signals depending on location. 90% of the time, showing cleavage doesn't mean "please talk to me", it means "damn my tits look great today and the world deserves to know it"
>>32308786I also don't understand why women want me to decide what they eat. It's strange.
>>32308802women are ridiculous. imagine if men behaved like this about their penis
What does it mean when attractive women look at me but old women don't care about my prencense at all.
>>32308780does this female friend have big tits? her world may be very different from a chestlet's
>>32308791Mhttps://youtu.be/p2De8U8Mjac?si=68QOJDndwTn8Exn8
>>32308808>imagine if men behaved like this about their penisDicklet doesn't know about the grey sweat pants
>>32308808Believe me, I imagine lots of things about penises, but I'm not sure what this means.>>32308811Maybe the old women are just better at sneaking glances you don't notice? They've had years more practice, after all.
>>32308805It's neurological not conscious, not a "want" and mostly not even a question of primate psychology at all.
>>32308802Oh, I definitely didn't think cleavage = please approach me. But I didn't think it specifically meant don't approach, where a lack of cleavage meant it's okay to.
>>32308788anyone here have some advice or knowledge about this?
>>32308816W... what? I wear gray sweat pants.
>>32308805NTA but sometimes men are just so amazing that I want to abdicate all my decisions to their manly authority
>>32308608>>32308620MI've never watched FMP but my brother showed me Fumoffu when I was like 12. Why aren't there more spinoff parodies for anime?
>>32308791M>favorite piece of video game music?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZuKeTsslOo
Nothing in this world is good
>>32308813She's probably around a C or D?
>>32308819not him but only at your house or also in public
>>32308823>>32308788also i have this friend of mine who has lots of dates with different women, I think many are from dating apps.He's not that much better looking than me although he's taller.How do I stop feeling extremely envious? Also he and our group of friends treats his sexual activity as a status symbol and I hate it.
if it was ethically sourced, would yοu eat human meat?
>>32308791Mhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5d1rrbNo3o
>>32308791MaleI love "What Angel Wakes Me" from FFXIVIt combines sweet innocent frolicking with a frenzied mania that invokes a level of unease but also playfulness. I also love the fae so it being Titania's theme makes me love it more. Really just the whole thing
>>32308819I think older women don't like younger men.
>>32308768Would a 2.5in diameter cause this?
>>32308838No. I'd rather try it fresh.
>>32308822Yes in no way does it mean that. And then also, the big vs. small boobs thing is relevant because if you have big boobs, many tops that aren’t even low cut are gonna show cleavage.
>>32308838I'd certainly try it, I'm not opposed to cannibalism, but I cannot imagine it being ethical short of being grown in a lab
>>32308832if that were entirely true, making things worse would be good.
>>32308838the question is jewish trickery
>>32308838I wish boobs would grow, fall off painlessly, and grow again.
>>32308791Omori's OST has some bangers. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Du_Wve2bBI
>>32308780Isn't it obvious when a girl is out with friends? We typically travel tightly in groups, lol. The whole point is to not be alone.I can confirm I dress up for going out with friends, but it's mostly for insecure comparison reasons, keeping up appearances, you know. No homo. If a guy likes it too, that's a nice bonus, but it isn't my main goal.>>32308791F. How can I pick just one track?? Usually it's a song that reminds me of emotional moments in a game, and the song itself isn't that amazing. Here's what brings me to tears recently, but you'd need to know the context.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_InP3Qe2yg>>32308838The only "ethical source" for human meat would be lab-grown, and if we can do that, I'd prefer lab-grown animal meat instead.>>32308850>mfw it's boob harvesting season soon
I don't find hot women that look like this, I get bore by just looking at them meanwhile I am amzed by femcelly type women.
>>32308788Are you a straight male?
>>32308711yeah, i regret having one girl cut herself and end up in mental ward because of me
>>32308846Yep, the bigger you are, the more power each cm of cleavage is. My friend can wear a plunging neckline and still look elegant, but I look like a turboslut in anything less than a turtleneck sweater :/
>>32308852Been a long time since I played SoJ. Is this in the final case?Also you can post more if you want idc
Girls, how would you care for your bf when he has a bad headache?
>>32308856>just remembered the time I threatened a girl over doing that shitMaybe I should regret more. I'm a piece of shit. For forgetting, too.
>>32308837Use that friend as a resource and ask him what his secret isIf he's really your friend, he'll help you out
i hate how my group of friends has the status symbol of having lots of sex. worst part is the dude that gets the most sex acts as a feminist ally but never tries to develop relationships and always tries to make women have sexd with him even if they also want a relationshiphe says men suck, but I think he's talking about his father having another family and him being shitty to women.also, I envy that I cant get that much sedx easily.its crazy how having lots of partners is such a status symbol among lots of men. I hate it because I both envy it and because I think it deshumanizes women. BUT they still have sexc with him. Such a conundrum
>>32308850You wouldn't wish the same wish on dicks too? For shame.
>>32308865sounds like someone needs to find better friends
>>32308852So boobs would probably be a winter crop?
>>32308855Yes.>>32308864thats the problem I dont think he will help me trully. He'll probably say some generalities and that's it. BUT I will not disard asking him in the near future. He seemed open t listening me before regarding other stuff.
>>32308780Living at the beach, I often wear sundresses that exposes my cleavage a bit. I try not to read into the whole subliminal meaning behind it, after all, they're boobies, and why shouldn't people see my giant tits? I have never had a complaint with my bikini, and have even let dudes squeeze them on occasion.
>>32308867there's actually a manga about that. It's pretty funnyhttps://mangadex.org/title/f0f18a2d-d067-4087-9473-57232944660b
>>32308854She looks a bit like a ps2 character.My guess is you're attracted to natural features
>>32308857Wear what you wish you could wear. You are not as dangerous as you believe yourself to be. If your power level was actually that high then your aura would be so repellent that you wouldn't have friends in the first place.
Femanons, particularly in the USBeen a while since election night. How are you feeling?
>>32308782I held my baby cousin when she was only a few months old a years ago. Babies are real special.
>>32308860Well, What I would do is sit with them and give them some Tylenol, and have them sit down in a comfortable place and rest. Most headaches go by after a little rest, so I'd probably just let him nap. And then feed him when he woke up.
>>32308857I really disagree with this premise.Look at Christina Hendricks and Nigella Lawson, for example.
WomenWould you date Tony Soprano?
>>32308782MYesterday at church. I held my friends' toddler and another couple's 5-month old.
>>32308854>all those beltsNice Final Fantasy cosplay.>>32308858Yeah, it's the track that plays near the end of each case when things get intense, and I was thinking of the final case. That game recently got a remaster on Switch, so a lot of people are playing it for the first time and streaming it live. I love watching people react to all the big moments.>>32308860I make a conscious effort to lower my voice, since I'm frequently told it's shrill and annoying... In general I just leave him alone, but not before offering to just hold him in silence. In my experience, that's a good cure for headaches.>>32308869Actually now that I think about it, it makes more sense for boobs to stay during the winter for extra warmth, like a hibernating bear. They can drop off in late spring and early summer. Now that would be nice.>>32308876Vaguely anxious. but that's it. I'm not hugely invested in politics, so all I plan to do is hope the new guys do a good job. The important stuff happens at the local level, anyway.
>>32308883NEED a man who thinks that offering a plate of cold cuts is flirting.
>>32308867What guy wants a dick that's small for half a year?
>>32308871>and have even let dudes squeeze them on occasion.Moid hands.
>>32308883No, too hairy
>>32308876Great. I voted for trump three times, and he is President. It is a bright day in America, the world has reacted strongly to the defeat of the democrat regime and their lies.Victorious would be an understatement, but that is how I feel. I feel that way all the time. Trump's Win was a victory lap for me.
>>32308871What size are they?
would you settle for someone with ptsd and depression?
>>32308875This makes me sound stupid, but I can never tell how guys actually feel about boobs. ITT anons say "they're just bags of fat" and "even a tiny sliver of exposed boob has total mind control powers" and I don't know where the truth is. Lol
>>32308891Moid hands
>>32308885Hell yeah. I liked SoJ a lot, particularly because I like Apollo a lot, and it gave him some sweet attention. Even just this gives me some chills, to say nothing of other songs.https://youtu.be/jfIcDfHkC68?si=0AICGP9d4jLainhB>I love watching people react to all the big moments.I watch people react to movies I like for the same reason. It's like experiencing it for the first time again.
>>32308893Yes, I have a savior complex though
>>32308868>32308868Im 30 years old anon. I dont think I can find new grousp that easily.
>>32308894Who cares what guys think? Your only goal on a Friends Night Out is to have fun with your friends.
>>32308891pickme behavior
>>32308883Nah, I would rather date Luigi.
>>32308791Way too many to name a favorite, so here's one I really like that I happen to have an open tabhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SauvTwBDpto
>>32308899>Who cares what guys thinkme, because 100% of my self-esteem comes from male approval :')
>>32308889Sounds like somebody's jealous. >>32308892I have F Cups.
>>32308893not even one of those, no
>>32308891So are you an awful person or just hugely ignorant? Cause that's the only 2 reasons to vote for Trump in 2024
>>32308902Truthfully I wanted to post this one at first, before settling on the Castlevania one. Fucking terrific music, the whole SoR series.https://youtu.be/XFcdQObbT8o?si=Y4QJ0wfsZv4JKL6P
>>32308907>biting the bait
>>32308899Your goal on an African safari isn't to pet the lions, but you should still be aware of what they're doing...>>32308907Bro please
>>32308791Mhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0IsK2C8SNo
>>32308894Whenever feel an anxiety attack coming on, I think about boobs and it goes away.
>>32308904The guys who like to share positivity were always going to approve no matter what you wore.The guys who like to spread negativity were always going to disapprove no matter what you wore.Wear what's fun for you and your friends, and then you'll end up receiving some male approval anyway.
>>32308894It varies depending on how horny I amBut boobs quickly get me to maximum horny, so really it's a moot point
>>32308718She's pretty.
>>32308904>me, because 100% of my self-esteem comes from male approval :')same but gender reversal!!!!!!
>>32308887It would be extremely advantageous for any guy who isn't satisfied with his pecker size, because he could simply tell any woman "I'm just in my nadir right now, you should see me at my zenith."Ladies, you mistakenly believe me to be smaller than I actually am.
>>32308904Here, take this ()That is your orb of male approval.It provides an unlimited source of male approval that counteracts all forms of disapproval.
>>32308905Why do you let guys squeeze them?
>>32308885I wish i could lay on the beach sipping a boob
Women, would you ever want to lay eggs rather than give birth?
My favorite anon has said in front of everybody that they love ignoring me!! Is it all right to ignore anon too?!
>>32308857>Yep, the bigger you are, the more power each cm of cleavage is. My friend can wear a plunging neckline and still look elegant, but I look like a turboslut in anything less than a turtleneck sweater :/>turtleneck sweaterS-she doesn't know? :x
>>32308935Where?
>>32308937Please do not feed the animals.
Here.
>>32308935NTA, but frustrated women are cute
>>323089281. It feels good.2. I think it's a therapeutic experience that benefits me as much as it does them. Guys and Girls alike look visibly happier after I let them see my boobies, and massage them a bit.
>>32308939>>32308940
>>32308776>MessyLike in a hot way? Or a bad way?
>>32308937>>32308940
>>32308708That sounds like pedo logic.
>>32308933I've seen this expereince explored in anime, and honestly, I wouldn't mind laying an egg, or multiple eggs, if I laid them like chickens, and each one felt orgasmic, as if I were in a nest plopping them out. Wow.
Women, what would you think/feel if your bf told you he has a cuck fetish but made it clear he doesn't want to put it in practice and is only telling you about it because he doesn't want to hide anything from you?
State genderWould you rather be a physical or magical attacker in a game?
>>32308952What kind of magic is there?
>>32308907>nobody could possibly have different values or interests from me without being evil and/or stupid
>>32308952MaleDepends entirely on the game system but generally I play a healer when possible
>>32308943Do you ever share them on /soc/?
>>32308954A variety of weapons vs a variety of elemental spells.
>>32308952My gender is stealth archer
>>32308952M>be magical attacker>cast pacifying spell on my enemy>don't need to fight anymore
>>32308951I wouldn't recommend you do this, but if you said this to me, I would keep it a secret, and I would thank you for telling me, and go on to cuddle and hug you as I usually would, unbothered by your train of thought, as this is but another passing thought of yours.But be warned, some girls are not so kind, and will immediately judge you or think you're gay for thinking about anything cuck related.
>>32308951Like the bbc kind?
>>32308952malways magic all the time.
>>32308963NTAWhat if it's not cuckolding in particular, but more NTR? I don't want to be in the room but I don't mind you getting laid behind my back
>>32308963That's genuinely comforting to hear>>32308964Yeah
>>32308959Split the difference and do a mix of fire buffs on myself and debuffs on the enemy and use a bow.
>>32308876Clown world. I don't want to go outside into a sea of morons.
>>32308908If I could make people hear boss music when I approach them, this would be it
>>32308963>But be warned, some girls are not so kind, and will immediately judge you or think you're gay for thinking about anything cuck related.What is he wants you to cuck him with a woman?
>>32308952FI don't like magic, so I'd be fighter and beat people with my axe. Then I'd just bring a lot of potions, but never use them because I would always just sleep/nap/rest to heal. Magic is for those who can't fight, me and my 3 guys friends who are fighters too, will kick your ass. No dragon, beast, or warlord army is too much for us! Best part is, I'll be a Cow Girl Warrior, so my milk can heal me and my crew in desperate situations. And of course I could sell it for profit too, and carve a name for myself as a milk baroness, where I'll raise an army of Cow Nomads, where we'll travel and live one with nature! YEEAAH!
>>32308947you sound like a jew
>>32308978NTA, but they love porn
>>32308952MKinetic
>>32308977Weird nigga
>>32308958Nah, I keep my interactions offline. It's safer that way. I don't let people take pics of me, because I check for hidden cameras, and one of my conditions is they have to give me their phone while they're squeezing me. There are no dirty pictures of me online, and I plan to keep it that way.
>>32308978>keeping children off the internet where they can be preyed upon is a jewish conspiracyLMFAO
>>32308977>Magic is for those who can't fightcope, wizards wield powers far greater than your understanding, cow girl
I don't even want sex. I just want a woman to practice yoni massage on and improve my pleasure skills.
>>32308936Explain yourself right now
Gender, Post a magazine you owned.
>>32308970NTR is just as bad. Don't even touch that with a ten foot pole. >>32308971You're welcome.>>32308976>What if it's a woman?Hmm, that's a little different, because a woman can't get me pregnant, but it would still complicate the relationship, so I would not be a fan of this either. Polyamory usually ends as a dumpster fire, unless everyone involved is single. It doesn't work for couples very well, because the point of being a couple is to be exclusive.
>>32308977I'll only join your party if you let me suck the milk out of your tits while you give me a handjob once a week.
>>32308991Large breasts look fantastic in turtle necks
>>32308985Anon, you can’t possibly guarantee nobody is taking your picture on a crowded public beach…
>>32308989Fuck you, Wizards are nothing without their powers. I don't need magic, MYAH!!!>>32308984You're weird. >>32308997That sounds good to me. I would do that for all of the guys on the team.
>>32308992M25Not my picture. It's folded and tucked somewhere under my bed among the porn magazines I never use.
>>32308985Do people just ask?
>>32309000>You're weird.No you.
>>32309001>>32308992
>>32308999Well, by dirty pictures, I mean being nude or in bed with someone, or being exposed completely. If they want a bikini pic of me, and they take one of me from afar, that's not a big deal.
>>32308998sure, but you wouldn’t say a woman is “slutty” or “flaunting her body” in a turtleneck, right? not as much as showing cleavage, at least
>>32308994What if you NTR me without NTRing me?
>>32309004You have no idea how many times I jerked off to that picture.
>>32308977Do you accept other female team members, or is this a reverse harem situation where all the guys compete for your attention?
Women, under ideal circumstances, how hard would this line from your partner hit you?"I like it when you're good, but I LOVE it when you're bad"
>>32309002Sometimes. Most of the time, it comes up as an icebreaker if I'm alone with a guy I know personally. They get so surprised when I offer, it's honestly a lot of fun. I feel like jello as they play with them, wiggling around. They feel like kids in a candy store.
Which atoga woman has this aura?
>>32308992MI'll never forget when Bioshock Infinite released.
>>32308952MI already am a wizard.
22fIs it normal to have sexual fantasies at 5 years old about being tied up to a chair and molested by large groups of people? Because I fantasized about that often at that age
>>32309017Not me, but goddamn I love that art style
>>32309000Seethe more because you can't cast fireballs and invisibility like me and my wizard fellows. You will never be a spell caster.
>>32309017Is that Ariel as a Paladin?
>>32309006Babe, put on your slutty little turtle neck tonight.
>>32309024AI slop?
>have you made sex tapes>if an ex asked you to delete them, would you >would you record a partner without consent>would you ever distribute those images yes I lied and told my ex I would, have zero intent of itprobably if I could blindfold them or something no, for my wank bank only
>>32309017Wasn't SweetNLow basically like that?
>>32309017Medium shirt
>>32309008If you're talking about roleplaying, I would recommend leaning into your imagination with that one.>>32309012Nono, Girls are welcome, this isn't an otome visual novel. I would want an army of monster guys and girls to join me, And just so there's no hard feelings towards wizard anon, I'm cool with wizards, healers, monks, and other characters who want to join my team. 4 is only the limit for rpg games, I have a much bigger scope and imagination than that.
>>32309023No I don't think thats normal.
>>32309017Anon :3
>>32309029AI is good
>>32309023Probably when I was young, probably around 13 or 14 I use to have these weird dreams where I would be a miniboy climbing around a naked woman's body while she slept or showered.
>>32309029My best guess is with the belt buckle. It's pointung away from where it should connect. Also, the armor around her uppet arms don't match.Could be a design choice, could be AI, who the fuck knows at this point
>>32309026IDK anon.
>>32309023No, but if you want to imagine those things, and those things bring you joy, who am I to tell you to be something else. Don't be normal, be you.
>>32308992F, I was a Cat Fancy girl.>>32309014Honestly that’s kind of cringe, but I like it when guys are confidently cringe. That would be the perfect lead-in to dumb giggly sex.
>>32309041Its definitely Ariel, I recognize that face and hair anywhere.
>>32309034Like: You go out with friends. There's a guy there. You say he was pretty handsome. You insinuate something maybe happened. In reality there was no guy, you're just teasing.
>>32308933Eggs if they're smaller than a newborn. Come to think of it, how DO animals lay eggs without the shell breaking as it comes out?
>>32307133Mid 30s white woman with olive skin, short dark brown hair, wide face, wide build, good butt, forgettable tits, 5'6", sweet, kinda spergy. We met at an event. She's too old for me and I don't want to date anyone, except maybe 1 girl who I think might be special, until I move away. I should have rejected her in a nicer way. Sorry, Kate.
>>32309029Is it? I don’t really care about the origin, it’s just insanely cute
>>32309025>>32309034Look, you can fight on my team or be an ally, I'm just not using magic myself.Besides, I can deflect fireballs, and can see through invisibility with a warrior's instinctual sixth sense, of picking up on the smallest of cues, even invisible ones. You forget bulls and cows can see red, and when I see red, I SEE YOU.
>>32309028Girls who wear turtlenecks are the sluttiest of all. It's "tasteful" and "classy" but skintight and meant to accentuate your boobs. So you can wear sexy turtlenecks 24/7 and claim innocence. Skimpy revealing clothing can't be worn all the time, thus girls you classify as "whores" actually spend much less time wearing "whore" clothing than fake good girls playing within the rules.
>>32309032>>32309033Always hear about those anons but never saw them.>>32309023If you are that good at remembering maybe could you tell me her name & anime.
>>32309048>Come to think of it, how DO animals lay eggs without the shell breaking as it comes out?Eggs are only that weak because the chickens have a calcium deficit on purpose to make the shells easier to crack. Also, shells with unfertilized yolks in them are also just easier to crack
>>32309055Kozue from NegaPosi Angler
>>32309053That’s why I love turtlenecks. They give plausible deniability while showing off these juicy sweater puppies.
>>32308933fuck yeah
>>32309052Okay you sold me, I'm in the party. I volunteer to be the boob milker.
>>32309062>I volunteer to be the boob milker.No fair, we are all taking turns!
I fucking hate women.
>>32309046No. I would recruit able warriors, suppliers, wizards, healers, and more, to fight in my nomadic army.
>>32309040Yeah anon is correct, I got it from an AI thread.>>32309045Oh yeah, I thought you were asking if she was a paladin or not. I thought she looks like a knight.>>32309044>F, I was a Cat Fancy girl.what?
>>32309053I love turtlenecks~
>>32309062>>32309063I've got two tits boys, you'll all get your share.
>>32309057Thanks anon.>>32309053name & anime.
>>32309059I'm a guy and I love wearing turtlenecks as well. How do you feel about men wearing turtlenecks? Do you think it would look kind of dorky if you and your boyfriend would be wearing them both?
>>32309073Misaki from Nisekoi. I'm guessing you watch a lot of anime? Be my gf
>>32309059>They give plausible deniability while showing off these juicy sweater puppies.I need a little suckle or I'll die.
>>32309075Nonono, It's Marika.
>>32309074I think matching outfits are dorky in general, but guys in turtlenecks are pretty great.
>>32309075>>32309079Which one anons?
>>32309059it’s not plausible. literally everyone knows what you’re doing.
>>32309065Tfw no autistic gf like you :(
>>32309081Marika bro. See for yourself, go look it up.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYOnItyNj1o
>>32309074Steve Jobs ligma.
>>32309076A lot of girls here are they/them.
>>32309081It's Marika. I haven't seen Nisekoi since 10 years ago.
>>32309086Awosome thanks for the link.
>>32309086Man, anime fans sure do have the lowest standards. At this point I'd argue it's healthier to rot your brain with reality TV.
>>32309085There's plenty of girls like me who play dnd. Though, I've come to value playing make-believe much more in my older age, as dnd has too many rules. I might just invent a form of roleplaying that isn't so legalistic, or maybe I'll just play with my imagination instead?
>>32309091>>32309092Got a bonus for ya. You're welcome.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwrLu5_DuIY
>>32309093I've always just done free-form roleplaying with friends honestly, never used any system or anything. It's still fun.
>>32309080>I think matching outfits are dorky in general
>>32309100Awesome, that's a good way to phrase it. Free-form. Rules are for fools. I have fun, that's what I do!
>>32309103Oh shit it's Mosley from /mbti/
>>32309098Nice anon. =)
>>32309105You're silly. I haven't done any of that since I was 15 or so.
>>32309107All of the good stuff. You want another awesome anime to watch?
Shit where's JH, I have an important question
>>32309108Life's too short to not be silly. The more serious you are, the more you miss out on all of the silly moments. Here, a playlist for you, to remind you of why you need to be silly, NOW!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hws4X3ZW1ds
>>32309116That’s not a gender, parasocial poster.
>>32309117I need no help being silly. I own a pogo stick.
>>32309122OH GLOB, I LOVE YOU!
>>32309100NOOOO there has to be NUMBERS and RULES or it’s FAKE FUN!!
>>32309117What is your boyfriend like? Curious what kind of guys you go for.
>>32309123
>>32309126>HUR DUR>Numbers and Rules make it fun because I say so.PLAY IT IF YOU WANT. I'll keep my anarchial paradise of an imagination.
>>32309113Yeah why not.
>>32309131He was being sarcastic. He was agreeing with you.
>>32308852>No homoThis is /atoga/, I don’t believe you
>>32309134Go to hell.
The person name juice was my crush a few months ago.
>>32309139Please do not feed the animals.
>>32309134I’d buy a psychology paper on what causes anons to post like this
>>32309128Well, I like nerdy stuff as you can tell, so I wanted to meet a guy who was gentle, and sweet, and liked that kinda stuff. He's tall, blonde, and a softy sweetheart, he's like a teddy bear to me, and the best man I've ever met. We've been together for almost w years now, and honestly, the honeymoon phase never ended for us, all we do is cuddle and talk, and mend everything we disagree on, he's always so diplomatic, its kinda hot, it's funny since that's what he's studying to do in college, political science and all.
>>32309140you had a crush on the juice? but all the nation or a specific subgroup?
>>32309068Cat Fancy, the #1 magazine for cat lovers! I think it’s called Catster now or something. Oops, I may have dated myself…
>>32309146DamnWell if you ever feel like fucking your life up, reach out to me <3
>>32309130It's okay, I have a boyfriend. I love you like a silly little brother or cousin.>>32309135Good, because sarcasm is not my strong suit.
>>32309146>He's tall,We know.
>>32309142I want to feed that retard to some fucking animals.
>>32309133High School of the Dead Zombies and Babes, go check it out, it's awesome.
I cleared out the trash around my desk.
>film myself masturbating for my gf>now she's very sick suddenlyFuck. I've never gotten such a negative reaction before.
>>32309150It's okay anon, there's someone who loves you too.>>32309152Lol
>>32309149Okay weird anon but what is it about?>>32309148Yeah, NO a USER from The Scribble game!!!
>>32309146Aw, that's nice. Glad someone's treating you right.
>>32309156The more attention you give him, the more he'll shitpost at you.
>>32308791There is only one correct answer https://youtu.be/nNms5rOaGlk
>>32309161Yaaaay, Clean Desk!
>>32309157I knew that one! =p
>>32309170Yeah, feels good.I mean, the desk is still messy, but at least it's not Trash messy, it's just me messy. :^)
>>32309166One would think, but overwhelming solely negative attention seems effective with enough time. How often do you see ENTJ pop up now?
>>32309165thank you, it's been really stellar, I love spending time with him, he's been my very best friend. You have a best friend too out there somewhere, I just know it!
>>32309172We postin cats?
>>32309176Why not?
>>32309161BasedI'm looking forward to cleaning all the trash off of mine
>>32309171Okaaaaaay, Then go look up Angel's Egg. I'll be impressed if you've heard of that one.
>>32309084I wonder how women feel about women who are smug about their natural assets?Accepting that we all have different bodies is one thing, but rubbing it in the faces of your fellow women is quite another.
>>32309139Sorry, I'm jk :P
Thinking about Amy Winehouse
I hate sub5’6 women
>>32309163I know, I'm spoken forWouldn't mind a side piece
what kind of legs do you prefer?
>>32309176TURTLE HAWK!>>32309172And You're not a mess, you're wonderful.
>>32309188Obviously right
>>32309185You're better off being with her. Show her how much you love her, pwease do dat. :3
>>32309164>what is it about?It’s about cats, anon……Cat health, hygiene, toys, stories, etc.
>>32309179>Angel's EggNo, you got me.
>>32309181We don’t like them either.>>32309184Fuck you.
>>32309194Nah it's just my nature to want more
>>32309188Dadgum, Miku grew up! She must've been doing squats like Brazillian Miku.
state gender have u made good friends with ppl itt like talk-outside-of-4chan friend
>>32309196It's an incredible little experimental obscurity from the 80s. You're in for a treat.
>>32309202FYes
>>32309195Ewww, okay.
>>32309202MEw, no. Why would I
My girlfriend stresses me out. There’s always something up with her car and she’ll get dead silent, start nervous laughing, then tear up. Then she’ll be passive aggressive the whole day.
>>32309188Thigh gaps are still the best, sorry
>>32309207Wtf lol
>>32309199Don't leave her for someone else. Make her cum multiple times, show her how special she is, that's what marriage is supposed to be about, uplifting your partner, not looking for another. If you want more, give her more, and in turn, you'll get more too.
>>32309206for fun and good times
>>32309205There’s also Dog Fancy if you have bad taste.
>>32309202MYes, I've been friends with JH for years. We have funny banter in these threads.
>>32309188sticc
>>32309203Now, I am excited anon. I will download it.
>>32309202MYes, three of you.
>>32309221Who
>>32309202>ittHell no lmaoI dated a guy from /co/ and that was bad enough
>>32309225KEK yeah I figure a lot of 4chan relationships arent the best
>>32309207>car breaks>don’t know how to fix car>don’t want to admit it to bf>tears.exeMakes sense to me
>>32309225Why was it bad
>>32309219Sweet, don't get arrested for piracy. Have a good one!
>>32309223I'm not outing them, you silly ass.
>>32309208>>32309218The gaps reminds me of auschwitz prisioners.>>32309200Dadgum? what?
>>32309202Mno
>>32309232>silly ass.Why
>>32309234Some weird way to say goddamn?
>>32309188I like my Miku how I like my Runescape: 2007
>>32309237Because they'll get harassed for 'having a bf' even though it's platonic.
>>32309227I feel like I could make friends from any thread BUT /atoga/, because online friends get weird when they know I’m female, I’m sure you understand what I mean…>>32309229He roleplayed an OC trollsona from Homestuck>>32309239Based
>>32309245>He roleplayed an OC trollsona from HomestuckThe implications this has about you is very bad...
>>32309241That doesn't make sense. It's anonymous.
>>32309234Yeah dude, Miku's womping big now. She's no longer a stick, I kinda like it.
>>32309252They're each identifiable and I don't want them being troubled.
>>32309247I’m certainly no saint either, but two wrongs don’t make a right
>>32309255so who did you roleplay as.
>>32309202MaleI was friends with a girl from /atoga/ who I also spoke to previously on another board.She cut back on her internet time when her real life improved, so we don't really talk anymore.
>>32309164>USER from The Scribble game!!!was he a jewice?
>>32309258Kanaya MaryamYes she’s a troll too, but she’s actually a canon character! RPing an OC is way more pathetic, if you ask me
>>32309202mi only ever liked one femanon effortposter and she never mentioned her contact.i don't think many people here are friendworthy
>>32309164>Yeah, NO a USER from The Scribble game!!!Why don't we play anymore
>>32309262hmm...I just realized that I've purged all homestuck knowledge from my mind, lmao.like I was going to joke about the character you picked, but I'm coming up blank.anyway, all the homestuck girls were fucking cute.
>>32309202I like all the girls here until they start cultivating an identity or (god forbid) posting a selfieSome of you are quite funny and good-looking, but knowing that goes against the spirit of 4chan, so I can’t be your friend on principle
>>32309245But I still don't know you're female...
>>32309202MIs it bad they're all girls?
>>32309254I think you're greatly overestimating how many people would care.
Should I start One Piece
Is there a male equivalent to a butterface? Like a dude who has a good body but looks like a faceless ugly bastard from the neck up?
>>32309272It's not your fault that there are no good noteworthy boys in this thread.
>>32309273Even one person being shitty to somebody I like, because of me bragging about them, is too many.
>>32309267She was a cutie. I even cosplayed her in the golden age of the fandom. But those days are behind us now…
>>32309278There are... I'm just the only one myself
>>32309282You're not noteworthy.
>>32309260maybe who knows.>>32309266I don't know. They just stopped posting the link, maybe they left.
>>32309284I'm the most noteworthy lol
>>32309276no, because women don’t discard men for having noses in the wrong shape
>>32309286When you greet the girls by name, they respond "Sorry, do I know you?"
>>32309282>>32309284what have you guys accomplished exactly that allows you to talk down on everyone in this thread? please explain, are you a successful politician or something? mayor of a city?
>>32309280>tfw no homestuck cospaly gfToo bad I was always the wrong kind of autistic for fandoms.
>>32309290I'm nice and femanons like me
>>32309276women seem to actually enjoy ugly men. maybe because they don't need to compete with them.but maybe a pussy? you know, a good guy who has his body and finances and whatever in order but is a goddamn twat and his woman has to remove spiders from his house for him and go to his boss for a raise or something
The world is awful and evil. I've withdrawn as much as I can except for killing myself. Women help me.
>>32309290I moderate one of the most popular Minecraft anarchy servers
>>32309290There seems to be some misunderstanding. I think there are plenty of good guys in this thread. They just aren't noteworthy. The only guys who become well-known in this thread are the guys who are noteworthy for being fuckups or noteworthy for being assholes.
>>32309295>women seem to actually enjoy ugly menthis is news to me
>>32309276No, because all men have dumb boring faces. Luckily I like the rest of them so much that it doesn’t matter.
>>32309298Exhibanon?
>if a woman is leaving visible puddles of mucus on the bed, is she more arousedI was especially rough with my partner a few nights ago because she was acting like a bitch. After we had sex she had soaked an area of the bed and I've never seen quite that much before. For other partners it was more common. Was she extremely aroused because she was being pummeled or is this just individual variability?
>>32309305>noteworthy for being fuckups
>>32309307Uhhh.... Ohioanon?
>>32309296Help you with killing yourself? That’s a crime, so I’ll pass.>>32309306>mucusEwwThere’s a lot of factors that can affect this, but in general, it means she was way more turned on than usual, so whatever you did, it worked wonders on her.
>>32309309I wish him well and I hope he finds happiness in life, but I don't think he would be having emotional breakdowns like he does if he were in a good place right now.
Thoughts on the fact that you are at risk of seeing a 14 year old's opinion at any time of day on the internet?Do you think it's a human rights violation?
>>32309311He has emotional breakdowns ?
>>32309270girls don’t post selfies here
>>32309274YES. I'm over 1000 episodes in. Worth the investment.
>>32309276gymcel
>>32309314Yes. That's how he became noteworthy in the first place.
>>32309276No it's more likeThat guy is kind and accomplished in life, but damn, he's fat and balding.
>>32309316Naruto first arc was better
>>32309311I got sad once ~45 days ago. Let's not make it sound like I'm some wreck that's bawling daily. I live a generally very happy life.
>>32309306If you’ve fucked her enough to notice the difference, I’d say you’re the expert here
i wish that i could take a man and fillet him and eat all of his flesh raw but instead of digesting and defecating it would reform in my womb so i could give birth to him and he would grow up rapidly and retain all of his memories but have a fresh body
>>32309328This is the plot of that one movie starring Eva Green
>>32309329holy fuck are you kidding? seriously? what is it called?
>>32309328That was a terrible Star Trek episode.
>>32309311San Quentin anon?
>>32309328> have a fresh bodyLike, how fresh? It de-ages him?
>>32309334I think that was just a humorous funpost. And now you're really stretching "noteworthy". What do you claim to know about him?
>>32309336no he regrows to his current age but without injuries and illnesses. or maybe he grows to exactly my age.
>>32309338He sold smack to kids but was altruistic about it, at least.
>>32309332NTA, but it's called Womb>When Thomas dies suddenly, Rebecca struggles to live in a world without him. Consumed by desperation, she even contemplates the idea of cloning. Can she bring Thomas back once more, and will she be able to live with the consequences if she does?
Women, do you ever stop and think about how cool it is that actual human beings with penises are talking with you ITT? Because I often think about that with boobs. Or is the internet so male-dominated that dickposters are nothing special?
>>32309332Womb (2010)It also has some weird incest vibes that I really enjoyed
>>32309318Was the last one really in September? That's not too bad
>>32309342>>32309347no that's creepy and incesty my thing was more like a cannibal sex cult romance thing
>>32309350Why?Don't you love your husband enough to birth his reincarnation and then fuck him?
>>32309344men are a plague I actively avoidI come here as a form of self-punishment
>>32309328On /d/ they have threads about men shrinking down to tiny size, climbing into women's vaginas, being absorbed into their uteruses and being reformed as their new babies.Do you feel cured of this insanity yet?
>>32309344Men talk to them unwanted so much in IRL that it annoys them...
>>32309353Why?I'm literally the nicest guy in the world. :^o
>>32309344Please continue thinking like this. I get turned on at the idea of men getting turned on by my presence.
>>32309352>>32309357a key part of my thing is that he magically grows into an adult almost instantly. turning an adult into a baby is very sick feeling. rejuvenating is one thing. restarting it another.
>>32309323>>32309348Don't we still get regular anti-male posts from Mr. Ohio? A therapist should really be consulted.
>>32309353Why don't you just cut yourself?
>>32309362Like Invasion of the Body Snatchers, but inside your womb instead of inside a plant pod.
>>32309363Sounds based to me
>>32309364Nobody should cut themselves, it's cringe, they should just get fat, like me.
>>32309364why would I ruin this body? I put so much work into making it bangable
>>32309319>>32309317I don't know who to believe.
>>32309363Only when men here start deserving it.
>>32309364>>32309368Women should punish themselves by exposing themselves to large doses of me.>But Anon, how is that a punishment when you're so fun and funny?Yeah... in small doses...
>>32309371Gymcels are the male gaze of what women wantThe accomplished ugly is what really embodies that female gaze of "butherface" vibes.
>>32309344No, I like talking with other women ITT so I’m also excited about the boobies, no homo btw
>>32309379>No, I like talking with other women ITTHa ha, gay.
>>32309363Why? Frankly that makes my evaluation of him go up a few points.
https://youtu.be/_GXbXU4g_CA
WTF?When I hate men I get called a femoid, when he does it he gets pussy?no fair.
>>32309387Everybody loves a pickme.
>>32309368getting fat isn't punishing enough. too pleasurable to eat so much.>>32309369scars only ruin a body as much as tattoos do. Do you have tattoos?
>>32309392>getting fat isn't punishing enough.I don't know man...personally I'm living with more scars then your average cutter.
>>32309387women can get pussy too, but you can’t just use the male strategies and expect success
What the fuck is a pick me? I've heard the term used for a couple years but I'm not enough of a zoomer to get it.
>>32309395See, who said I was a guy, it's not fucking fair.
>>32309396Somebody who pretends or otherwise boasts about how different they are from the norm for their gender
>>32309397>who said I was a guyFUCKgirl, girlwho said I was a girl.
>>32309396"Hey women, aren't men just the worst? Really, men are all such absolute jerks, am I right? Not me though, I'm #Not #Like #The #Other #Men."
>>32309400Your boobs were bouncing tififully as you made that breastastic post.
>>32309396a girl who’s “not like other girls” and actively throws her own gender under the bus to seek male attention>>32309397>>32309400guys generally aren’t called femoid, so I made an educated guess
>>32309328yo wtf
>>32309301oh just look at the faces of all those husbands. and i had it confirmed by my female friends. it's not the only rule of course but have you ever heard of a woman falling for a guy's eternally beautiful face?muscles, yes. power, money, bravery, some other masculine character traits. but the face is not the deciding factor
>>32309400Your post smelled like flowers :3
>>32309395Men just disappoint me often. It's not a strategy. And it isn't all men I hate either.
>>32309399>>32309399>>32309399new bread baked
>>32309306sounds like it
>>32309328that's sorta cool but can we skip the filleting part
>>32309413I notice you didn’t deny your bisexuality
>>32309424Where was that accused?
>>32309431anon knew you were a girl, and still implied you wanted pussymaybe he was kidding? or stupid? it’s hard to tell
>>32309437Whaaat, I'm not them.I have a penis.
>>32309441NTA but it's generally a good idea to say NTA when you're replying to a post meant for someone else.
>>32309441how dare you steal unearned (You)s by pretending to be female
>>32309448>>32309454You're weird.
>>3230852899% of Arab chicks are giant sluts.
>>32308791MA LOT of my favorite music is videogame music. Here’s an especially wonderful song that takes me way back:https://youtu.be/jcl51kZPfAw?si=41rvph06wPwp0xwa
>naturally hot / pretty girl>Cakes herself in makeup so much she looks like orange manWhy does that happen
>>32309328What if instead you eat me with your lower mouth, and part of me grows inside of your belly creating a second you and me hybrid?I think thats pretty scifi too
>>32309276Yeah, you get fwb zoned. All you're good for is sex.
>>32309589Ganguro and all fake tans are for trashy people
>>32308791M.https://youtu.be/x6-s7ha8uXA
>>32307133Ecuadorian woman from the community college I used to go to. ( I am now graduated with a Bachelor's degree. )
>>32310054PS.She's a good Christian girl.
>>32309045>Its definitely Ariel, I recognize that face and hair anywhere.Ariel has kinky hair, anon.
>>32309030Is that Rupert?
>>32309017That one femanon that accidentally dyed her hair orange
>>32309006I feel like there's more to slutty than big boobs/cleavage. Like anything leopard print looks slutty no matter the body type.
>>32309044>I like it when guys are confidently cringe.We are so back
