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no more ugly OP edition, never do that shit again

previous >>32307122
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gender
say a family member (cousin) comes upon newfound generational wealth (+$200M) and they will help every direct member of the family's family to turn the tide of your family's wealth and livelihood going forward from now.
Do you reject it because you want to 'make it on your own'? (You're not being given millions but you will be greatly relieved from financial burdens. You'll still need a job to get what you want). Do you think you have family members who would deny the help
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>>32309399
Women, would you date a fat and balding guy?
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State gender
Take test and post results
https://www.idrlabs.com/chud-normie-woke/test.php
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>>32309409
F
I'm taking that fookin monaaayyy
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>>32309409
M
I wouldn't take it. Call it stupid pride or whatever. I can afford a decent life. Especially if I still have to work, I don't even see the point. I don't want to live on anyone's dime and have them lord it over me or to feel like I will owe them forever. Better to live within my means
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>>32309418
M
I guess I'm a chud
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>>32309419
again, you aren't being given* money. You'll actually never touch a single dollar, they'll just help pay for your bills and whatever. You will never touch an actual dime of the money, it just alleviates financial worries.
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I hate women.
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>>32309409
Idk he can do whatev
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>>32309418
getting there
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>>32309426
Male
Magic Eraser
Let's do the whole thing over again, and I mean the whole thing, starting from my birth.
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>>32309426
M
Obvi the eraser
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>>32309415
NAG
Retard, being fat is not a fucking problem in the slightest, it's so easy to fix it's laughable.
Just
Work
Out
Fucking retards like you shouldn't breed if you're dumb enough to think being fat is an issue for dating.
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>>32309425
Whatever brooo hell yea
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spam bot replies
yawn
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>>32309418
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>>32309438
Where?
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State gender

How do you know when you've met a soul mate?
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>>32309426
F
Nothing
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>>32309418
F
Take this chuds.
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>>32309409
f
absolutely take the money
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Should I feel weird that my girlfriend watches F1 specifically because she has a crush on one of the drivers?
Seems kinda emasculating. and I know some people are going to be like 'don't worry! its a celebrity crush, she'll never meet them!' but its the principle of the whole thing. and it is very obviously a sexual thing for her and she has no problem gushing about the them in front of me.

I can understand it a little bit because I've had crushes on Korean pop idols myself but I'm sure if she knew that she'd explode (partly because she has a major insecurity thing towards Asian women for some reason) So I'd never gush about them in front of her because that would just be cruel.

>>32309328
that's an american dad episode, S12E06
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>>32309445
M
When they're the first thing you think about in the morning, the last thing you think about at night, and you think about them all in between too.
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>>32309418
Fed post
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>>32309445
M
Soul mates don't exist retard
Neither does love, it's just confused physical attraction
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>>32309426
F
late bloomer
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>>32309445
giggling and laughing and feeling giddy when you touch
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>>32309453
spotted the mega chud
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>>32309456
It worked, I've already forgotten everything embarrassing you ever did.
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>>32309450
Unless you think she's likely to seek him out and fuck him, complaining about it will make you look insecure. If you want to get revenge woman style, make sure she sees you mirin some hot bitch on the computer and if she makes a fuss, say she does the same thing
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>>32309459
amazing, we are so back
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>>32309426
M
car crash
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>>32309418
>>32309440
Forgot, male
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>>32309465
We know.
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Who is your favorite Sonic character?
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How over is it for a 32 year old male who has only had one gf and only ever had sex with her?
1 to 5 with 5 being "it's completely over, take the Smith & Wesson retirement plan"
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Will little durk have a lot of friends and be popular in prison? Will people try to mess with him?
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>>32309450
nah thats some weird bullshit she is on, having a celeb crush is in itself pretty cringe as an adult but seeking them out specifically and gushing about them to your bf is toxic
is she in some accumulated resentment against you arc? has she always done this or is it a recent thing?
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>>32309409
F, I'd take the help, and I really believe all my family members would too. Even the loud ones who complain about government handouts.

>>32309445
According to my fanfic research, it's when their name is magically written somewhere on your body.

>>32309450
Gushing is a bit impolite on her part. I'd say you should try evening things out by mentioning your kpop waifus. If she gets mad, remind her of her own behavior.
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>>32309415
Only if he looks like this
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>>32309466
Why, because I'm not retarded?
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>>32309466
being a chud requires you come to a logical conclusion on your own
female chuds don't exist because women do not and cannot think on their own
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>>32309476
kino outfit
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>>32309471
F
A M Y R O S E I S H E R E
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>>32309476
I had a dream where I met him last night.
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Men would you date a girl who keeps farting
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>>32309471
M
Vector

>>32309472
0
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>>32309471
f
pic rel
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>>32309457
mfw realizing my dog is actually my soul mate.
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>>32309484
Yes, we can fart together
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>>32309483
What happened?
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>>32309484
Even at weddings and funerals?
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>>32309445
M
when your wiener is hard even when she's not there
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>>32309488
Oh, neat, we have white women in this thread?
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>>32309489
Yay
>>32309492
I have actually done that. I get nervous so I toot
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>>32309445
F
When his existence makes me hopeful for the future.
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>>32309494
No, cute asians and latinas only.
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>>32309476
if only. :^(
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>>32309491
I saw him at a local cafe and pulled into the parking lot, at that point there was a crowd of dozens of people there and I worked my way to the front and shook James Gandolfini and Tony Sirico's hands and after that I woke up.
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>>32309499
No breeding worthy women here than, I'm afraid
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>>32309488
so cute!! soulmates don’t have to be romantic partners
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>>32309418
F
Fuck

>>32309426
Magic eraser. I want to relive my early life again. I'd keep a journal so I'd be able to read back on important memories I missed out on documenting for myself.

>>32309471
Silver. I really like his design and he has a strong sense of justice. Cool character all round.

>>32309478
lel
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>>32309505
I don't want to be soul mates with a dog though I want a real woman (not a sexbot either)
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Women if your body count doesn’t matter: why you keep lying about it?

>inb4 because men are insecure!!
why you don't date no insecure men that will accept you with open arms with your prostitute body count then?
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>>32309509
im sure you’ll find your romantic soulmate someday anon
follow the giggles and the warm feeling
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Is healthygamersgg a decent source of advice
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>>32309510
>prostitute body count
I was willing to pretend you were asking in good faith before this
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>>32309507
>F
>Fuck
Are we getting married?
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>>32309511
Gee I hope so. Being an adult virgin sucks, especially on no-porn.
Will you have sex with me?
Please.
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>>32309507
wow you are one of the good ones
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>>32309426
there's a sequel to this one for some reason
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>>32309510
Always better to keep your reputation clean. Even if it means lying.
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>>32309518
..you’ll have to find a femanon who’s single, anon
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Women, how the fuck am I supposed to make up for the fact not only I'm a manlet but I'm autistic?
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>>32309520
Limited time offer is broken as fuck. Literally just sell a year and buy a decent home. You don't even lose time when you account for the time you won't spend working for that money
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>>32309520
f
ok now those all suck ass
i guess the postal service
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M
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>>32309507
Samebrain almost (>>32309423 >>32309433) , only Vector just barely edged out Silver for me. It just depends on the day.
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>>32309510
Not that I fundamentally disagree with you but your question makes no logical sense, anon. There is no necessary correlation between something not mattering and not having a motivation to lie about it. If I went to a job interview at a place I really wanted to work at and the boss said "I don't hire anyone that eats pickles, do you eat pickles?" I would lie about it. Whether or not I eat pickles is irrelevant to whether or not id make a good employee so it doesn't matter but I still lied about it to get the job.
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>>32309518
The Rizz Master...! I never thought I'd see it!
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Will therapy help me get over my inability to socialize?
or should I just go see if I have some sort of autism.
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>>32309507
There has to be something up with you
There is always a catch when a girl looks like "one of the good ones"
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>>32309409
m
i take every coin thrown at me and cherish them forever. why the fuck wouldn't i
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>>32309533
NTA but the pickles thing is completely inconsequential and only matters to that one weirdo boss. Being sexually promiscuous is related to your health, your fidelity, your ability to resist temptation, etc. These things matter more than pickles
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>>32309533
>>32309521
>it's ok when women lie :D
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>>32309540
No it isn't.
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>>32309537
It all depends on the people involved. Therapy can range from making it worse to helping a ton.
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>>32309516
Why you are so insecure about your body count? Who hurt you so much? Why you have a so fragile femininity?
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>>32309540
You're trying to be logical with a woman, stop that.
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>>32309541
You ask bitter questions you get bitter replies. As shrimple as.
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>>32309544
Well you've convinced me
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>>32309537
both will be answered by therapy
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>>32309540
You would never know if we dont tell you so it is in fact inconsequential.
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>>32309509
I'm sorry but this is unintentionally funny.

>>32309517
>>32309519
Thanks anons :]

>>32309520
Choosing the special someone. It's all I've ever wanted :')
Seriously though, dying at the same time as your partner is one of the best outcomes possible in a relationship.

>>32309510
Can't speak for body count, but I've lied about things before to preserve the good reputation others saw of myself. They must be doing the same too, but I'm merely speculating.

>>32309511
I've only experienced that once in my life at 11, but it was the best feeling looking back. I too hope I can feel that way about someone again.

>>32309538
I mean, I don't know what to say. What kind of a catch? I'm still quite young, so I suppose it's that I'm not independent yet.
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>>32309552
I also wouldn't know if you have terminal cancer or if you like to go out and night and beat up homeless people. Just because it's not written on your forehead doesn't make it not important
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men how saggy are your balls
women how saggy are your tits
and how soft are they and how do they taste like and how can i get you to show me
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Hi girlies. Let's move to Santa Fe and make babies!
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>>32309540
>These things matter more than pickles
To you they do. Other people feel differently. Either way, none of this has anything to do with my post. Something mattering to you, personally, has no inherent relation to whether or not someone has a motivation to lie about it. People have motivations to lie about things that don't matter all of the time therefore the question "If topic (a) doesn't matter then why do you lie about it?" doesn't make sense. The premise doesn't logically follow. The personal value judgments of pickle eating versus sexual promiscuity isn't at all relevant to anything I said.

>>32309541
>it's ok when women lie :D
What a weird strawman
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>>32309552
that's like feeding pork to a Muslim and months later you tell him about it and you're like
>you wouldn't have known so it doesn't matter
fuck you whore
shit like this is why I hate women
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>>32309555
If it does not impact our relationship in any way then it is in fact inconsequential.
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>>32309563
It does impact it
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>>32309563
How you approach intimacy and how you place value on it actually matters a great deal in the context of a relationship.
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>>32309556
>women how saggy are your tits
A little bit. Probably 3/10 sag.
>how soft are they
Too soft for my liking.
>how do they taste like
Like - skin?
>how can i get you to show me
You cant.
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>>32309562
Bamboozling muslims is based and funny. So is lying about your body count.
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>>32309563
It does fucking matter because you have to lie about it
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>>32309554
>Thanks anons :]
YW
>I'm still quite young
NTA
It's ogre... unless you like older men...
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>>32309564
It might statistically but if it does not impact my personal relationship in a negative way then it is inconsequential.
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>>32309554
11 damn !! how old are you ?
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WHY THE FUCK BANKS CARE SO MUCH ABOUT MY PAST? WHY ARE THEY SO INSECURE AS TO NOT TRUST ON ME!?
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>>32309562
Yeah, I'm with him on this one man. You can't lie about that stuff. It's a lot more than just the count itself
>Being sexually promiscuous is related to your health, your fidelity, your ability to resist temptation

>>32309577
18. Still haven't lived much yet.
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>>32309571
too bad I'm too autistic to find anything you say funny because it's not a fucking joke to me
I actually hope you get raped, fuck you
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Women, how do I tell my girlfriend I want to try out consentual non-consent
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>>32309555
>>32309563
It might to help to separate things that's materially consequential versus morally consequential. If I were an African war-lord that killed and ate babies in my youth and I never told you, yes, that would be materially inconsequential in the sense that it wouldn't change our day to day interactions but morally it would be very consequential. Clearly, that would be something that violated your moral values and would fundamentally change how you view me as a person. A material consequence would be something like hiding the fact that I'm $100,000 in debt. That's like a material impact that would change how our relationship functioned on a day to day basis. Saying a detail about someone's past is "inconsequential" is a little dismissive.
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>>32309565
No it does not, it indicates an inability to have healthy connections and maybe not placing it high on the hierarchy of values but that is because promiscuity is a symptom of those things, not the cause. The cause is trauma and trauma can be overcome. If I am able to have intimacy and value it appropriately regardless of my body count then it becomes inconsequential.
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Is it true that your metabolism begins to slow down in your early 30s? And if so, why am I 36 with a wife and child, yet I’ve been around the same weight since high school?
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>>32309580
ME TOO… another 18 yo femanon… hi… twirls hair and blushes
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>>32309572
Yes because I have no interest in chuds trying to ruin my life to get back at women for not giving them free pussy access.
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I hate women.
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>>32309579
next up
>sealed for your protection
anon, repeating the same shut over and over is not a cute look
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>>32309582
Yeah I know, nothing is a joke to you because you are bitter and being alive is pure torture to you. You haven‘t had any fun that wasn‘t you laughing about others misfortune in decades.
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>>32309580
>>32309587
At least one of you have sex with me. Please.
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>>32309588
I can smell the hair dye from this post
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>>32309505
I’ve never heard it in a non-romantic context…
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>>32309584
Sure but people can change.
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>>32309594
this’ll work one day
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>>32309595
Think whatever you want. I will continue to keep private things private if it benefits me.
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>>32309597
I think it’s cute to have your soul mate be your best friend o
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I used to spend my spare time when I wasn't studying nuclear science, lifting, running, or playing rugby drinking whiskey, dancing, going on desert adventures, and moshing in backyard shows. I have since been ejected back to the East. It seems I was ultimately a false dancer. Kn'aw I mean?
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>>32309556
F. Super saggy. Liquid boobs suck. Right now they taste like sweat and sawdust because I was sanding wood.

>>32309586
In general, yes. It’s only a problem if you try to eat the same things you did when you were 16.
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>>32309592
Decades? I'm not old lmao
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When she lies about her body count im supposed to accept her like she is and deal with my insecurities.

But when i tell her im addicted to alcohol and i have tremors from a booze binge, she tells me im a loser and quits.

Kinda cringe.
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>>32309602
Ok, but if my friend called me her soulmate, I’d think she was lezzing out on me lol
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>>32309609
Being twenty is two decades lil brainlet.
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>>32309607
>because I was sanding wood.
What are you making?
Also I like saggy boobs, don't feel bad about them.
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>>32309582
Get a fucking grip.
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>>32309610
Get some liquid IV and Gatorade, amateur.
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>>32309610
You dont have to accept what you dont know.
Unlike body count, being an alcoholic actually makes you a worse and miserable partner in day to day life.
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>>32309610
Haven't you heard? You're supposed to just put up with women being amoral psychopaths because it's the current year, or something.
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>>32309611
LOL yeah I can see why you think that
but personally I believe platonic love & connection could be soulmatey (arrgh matey)
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>>32309612
I only just started being like this, retard, relatively speaking
I haven't hit a decade of being like this
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>>32309617
People still play this shitty game?
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>>32309618
Yeah we all have learned how women are those delicate flowers that never do anything wrong and wouldnt ever hurt anybody
>>32309619
Fr
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>>32309622
Oh sorry that I was unable to guess your whole life story from a few anonymous posts on 4chan. How will I ever recover.
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>>32309623
Its currently having a slight resurgence in popularity
But im playing on private server

Femanons would you get an ick if you learned the 6'3 guy who benches 3 plates for reps plays a shitty game like that
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>>32309624
Not my problem your parents were unable to teach you how to have a balanced view on human nature.
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>>32309619
>>32309624
Again, get a grip
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>>32309610
Congratulations, you has born again.
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>>32309613
I’m making a gate for my elevated deck so my kitty won’t be tempted to run down the stairs into the yard.
>won’t he just jump over it?
Not gonna happen. He’s 14 years old and never jumps further than the (horizontal) distance from my bed to my computer chair :3
“Saggy” is a meme anyway, to me they’re just bouncy funbags that refuse to stay still.
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>>32309627
I dont even know wtf this is supposed to be and why would I give a shit about your benching.
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>>32309409
M
Take the money for college.
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>>32309633
still got you to respond.
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>>32309629
>just accept that women are whores, chud
>it's current year
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>>32309636
Noongar
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>>32309628
>a balanced view on human nature
You're the one telling people about how you will lie for personal benefit and feel nothing doing it. You're about as trustworthy as a snake.
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>>32309633
God forbid men have hobbies
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>>32309636
>responding means you are le big mad
anon we are all here because we are bored as fuck and will engage with any bullshit for the lols
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A girl has called me “bro” in texts at least twice now.
It’s over right.
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Is playing video games an ick? Because if it is then I don't want to pursue women
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>>32309638
You're a delirious fag. Get over yourself. You will never have to worry about talking to a woman anyways.
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>>32309642
There are hundreds of posts in this thread.
but typing height and pl8 got you to bother to reply, typical.
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>>32309643
Many girls have incest kinks, so not necessarily
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>>32309640
>feel nothing doing it
I never said that. Obviously I would prefer to live in a world where I can just be honest but since being honest could fuck me over I will not do that because that would be next level retardation.
A balanced view would be to acknowledge that humans can be great and shitty regardless of gender and at the same time. Your idea that humans are divided into the good and the bad ones is the mindset that is going to ruin your life.
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>>32309648
She has a little brother. I doubt it.

It’s Joever before it even began.
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aren’t you guys embarrassed to shitpost in front of biological women?
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>>32309641
Ah yes, here it is. Shoo shoo chuddy.
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>>32309644
You are a the ich. You make all the pretty fish sick. You for your crimes will get a brick.
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>>32309645
>if I deny him my holes or make it seem women will deny their holes, he'll agree with me and do what I want
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>>32309653
I'm already fat and balding, what am I losing?
I never had their respects to begin with, lol.
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>>32309647
And half of them are mine because i respond to anything since my brain and my fingers are fast.
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>>32309653
Why would I ever feel embarrassed about anything I do?
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Most of the "women" itt i wouldnt be attracted to irl so no, i dont give a shit what they think about me
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>>32309653
There are 0 bio women on four channel
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>>32309653
There's not a single biological woman on this board
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>>32309662
Same with the men itt for me. I actually enjoy making you more bitter because it makes life easier for chad.
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Bros, I have a job as a 911 dispatcher. They pay is not that good but I help people everyday and I feel god about it.
The girl I like just told me she's fawning over a guy that has a Hospital. Not work, HAS an Hospital and demerited what I do when compared it.

Is my job really that worthless?
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>>32309662
was just thinking about how the so called “simps” would totally find me annoying or boring once they actually hold a conversation with me
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>>32309657
I don't want to help you. I'm kicking you while you're down.
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>>32309657
Based

>She wrote this, while being on a thread where she can get attention from simps

Kekekekekek
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>>32309668
you have a boyfriend.
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>>32309663
>>32309664
Then why do you take the things posted here as more evidence of womens true nature to add to your blackpilling stash, hm? Really makes one think. Seems to defy the lauded superiority of male logic and intelligence.
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>>32309665
Aw c'mon, the weird, confusing stuff I write that you don't respond to, is actually a reflection of my fun charm irl
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>>32309667
Yhe cool part is shes gonna get pumped and dumped by said rich guy and you are going to live your life feeling at least some sort of fulfillment
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>>32309657
>implying we want you to get better
Anon pls, making incels worse is my hobby.
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>>32309675
Kinda based ngl. Good for you.
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>>32309668
And they’d overlook that because boobs
I know you’re old enough to understand this
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>>32309674
Erm. I don’t. I have never taken a four channel post seriously or let it influence me.
I don’t even frequent this board or these threads
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>>32309587
omg hiii!!! ⸜(。˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝

>>32309594
I wouldn't even know where to start, bud.

>>32309627
I don't really play games myself, and once I have my own place, I wouldn't want a TV either. So while I wouldn't necessarily be put off, I wouldn't exactly be compatible with it either.

>>32309644
No, I wouldn't say it is for me, I just don't play them much anymore. But I suppose I'd be down for a few games of COD.

>>32309663
>>32309664
picrel
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>>32309669
you couldn't do shit against me in a fight
For me it would be like beating a child
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>>32309668
You think not even one moid here would like talking to you?
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>>32309667
If you measure your job in how wet it makes a single vagina out of the billions on this planet, then yeah, I guess it is.
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You enjoy making me "bitter" on an anonymous 4chud thread because either your are a mentally ill tranny with AGP OR said chad didnt give you the time of the day and now you are trying to cope with loneliness because women cant survive 30 minutes without attention
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>>32309682
Oh, my bad. Idk how I could possibly have misinterpreted you so completely. I will have to talk this over with my therapist.
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>>32309674
I don't, I pretend I'm speaking to women because it feeds the delusion that I interacted with a female today. Inside, I'm completely aware that I'm posting with troons
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>>32309684
You talk real tough. I bet you have never been in a real fight before.
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>>32309687
No actually I just enjoy it because it filters out the men that lack emotional resilience from the gene pool. Doing my part for a better future for everyone!
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>>32309687
Can somebody turn this chatbot off? It’s clearly malfunctioning.
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>>32309686
I don't. At all. But if feels bad, man.
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>>32309687
I'll make you bitter by pouring sauce made out of coffee and baker's chocolate on you
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>>32309689
A bit gay anon. But its ok to be gay.
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The "femanons" you are talking to
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>>32309696
Suck on my cute feminine penis anon. I am sure you would love it.
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How do I make my girlfriend stop talking so much so we can be more intimate? She talks to me FOR EVER and while I do like talking to her for hours, it's nice to have a couple hours to just shut up and cuddle or have sex
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>>32309698
Just start touching her when you're feeling it
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>>32309698
pp in mouf
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>>32309698
Clearly the conversations she has with you are not satisfactory since she does not feel like she got out of it what she wanted.
On the other hand she also does not seem to get much out of physical intimacy with you that she wants or else she would seek it out.
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>>32309688
Okay boss you do that
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>>32309687
I just want you and people like you to suffer lol
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Women are pretty and can make pp feel good but thats about it
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>>32309709
They can fill the air with words so I don’t have to
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>>32309632
Come back later, the boys are busy ignoring women to vent their anger instead
Congrats on the cat and boobs tho
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32309706
Luckily you have no such power because you are a larping tranny who will never be a woman, and nobody will ever take you seriously
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>>32309709
That dress isn't really flattering for her figure.
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>>32309705
I am glad you can acknowledge my authority.
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>>32309703
>Clearly the conversations she has with you are not satisfactory since she does not feel like she got out of it what she wanted.
Wym? Wouldn't you talk to someone forever if the conversations were satisfactory?
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>women can make more women
men, why can’t you make more men?
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>>32309719
Even the FTMs know not to become men.
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>>32309715
I dont see a problem
I bet she looks really good from behind
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>>32309689
holy shit man

>>32309696
I wouldn't like that person either.
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>>32309653
No because all these women already threw away into the trash bin their value as woman so nothing of worth was lost
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>>32309717
It depends. Could be that she either really enjoys talking to you or that she keeps yapping because the conversation never go where she would actually want them to go. Sometimes people keep yapping when there is things they want to talk about or say but they don‘t dare to go there. Maybe she does not feel like she can talk about the though things with you and thus keeps yapping about surface level things to still feel like there is communication happening?
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>>32309714
I never said I was a woman you RETARD
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>>32309698
Cuddle her WHILE she’s talking, and her desire for sex will quickly surpass her desire to talk.
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>>32309716
Erm. Okay.
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>>32309725
>Sometimes people keep yapping when there is things they want to talk about or say but they don‘t dare to go there
Such as? Honestly the more we've been dating, the more I'm convinced she's on the spectrum or something. She will literally never stop talking and can't handle silence well at all
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>>32309730
It is friday today dummy.
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>>32309726
than why do you have a woman-brain?
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>>32309731
>Such as?
Uh, how would I know? I am a stranger on the internet, you are her bf. Maybe something you did or said hurt her but she thinks its not important enough to warrant bringing it up or so?
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>>32309706
The hate in your soul will fester, planting the seed of evil, whose wretched roots will spread themselves out. Slowly, from the inside out, the vines and branches will manifest to world before the horrible flowers pollinate from other wicked souls. At the last, rancid figs accursed by Christ himself will ripen into the world. Your transformation into the walking damned will be complete. Doomed to walk the Earth feeding your awful, corrupting fruit to your fellow man, twisting them into evil distortions of themselves just as you now are, until you finally fall to Hell for the rest of eternity.
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>>32309732
Not in the center of the universe it ain’t. (West coast America)
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>>32309733
Because I'm not retarded

>>32309736
>Christcuck
Color me surprised.
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https://youtu.be/A0jxPUw_xv0
apparently youtube thinks I really like this song. :^k
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If he gets me pregnant should I kill him or myself first?
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>>32309739
Oh, my bad. I forgot to align my hierarchy of location importance with the opinion of invading alien species. It will not happen again.
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>>32309739
Fuck off Fremontfag
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>>32309743
You should not be having sex with people that make you have these kind of thoughts.

But maybe I'm just too fat and balding to get it.
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>>32309741
well, do you?
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>>32309749
It's kind of okay.
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>>32309740
you're either a seething troon or a woman pretending to be a dude so men can take you seriously
men with brains aren't like this.
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>>32309732
>Indian voice
Is that like when I hoot and holler like a Ute on raid?
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>>32309751
i think its kind of annoying
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>>32309754
no idea what you just said
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>>32309726
>Actual agp soon-to-be-troon

kek
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>>32309756
the song?
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>>32309748
I like him there is just no way I can get pregnant my psyche can't handle it. I only just now figured out how pooping works I can't deal with any changes
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>>32309753
Sorry, should I prostrate myself before sky daddy? Should I senselessly rag on women over shit that doesn't matter at all?

And there were people last thread who suggested I wasn't right to hate (most) men.
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>>32309741
This is better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVQYMWrFaaM
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>>32309761
yes
its getting on my nerves
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Skinny tall boy who looks like kpop guy
Or
Chonky-muscular tall boy who looks like he plays rugby

Be honest.
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>>32309762
Damn, how old are you.
Pretty sure people learn how to poop like at a very young age.

I mean, Plan Bs are a thing so like, just pop one in or something, I dunno, i don't have sex.
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>>32309759
This kind of Indian voice
https://youtu.be/6DRdqx9gelY?si=jMJE-VPEXWHWZ_-n
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>>32309770
25
I'm scared of plan B too
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>>32309769
First one, no competition.
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>>32309774
Why?
What's wrong with Plan B?
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>>32309767
I was also getting this spammed to me
https://youtu.be/VT8zc0a9LRw

>>32309768
Why?
Too 2000s for you?
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>>32309772
not sure if that is what the chart meant, i think the politically correct term would be native american but yes, a guy doing that would be attractive
unless it was in a chuddy racist way ofc
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>>32309579
you know the funny part is the higher your body (that is, loan) count, the happier they are to increase it.
banks are whores who hate faithful monogamy or responsible financial stability
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>>32309778
nah its chaotic and the voice makes my head hurt
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>>32309777
Gives you a super intense period It's basically just a flush pill
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I gotta take a wicked shit

How will this affect my chances with women in the future
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>>32309787
it will sink 5.3% because it indicates overeating
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>>32309765
Please, actually keep hating men, you're doing great things radicalizing men to go right-wing.
You're just what we need for the cause, thank you.
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>>32309789
are you telling me if i only eat a normal amount i wont shit?
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>>32309789
But I’m quite skinny.
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>>32309784
rip
>>32309786
That's better than pregnancy, yeah?
otherwise your best option left is No Zex.
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>going on overnight trip with gf
>in a dry spell
>want sex
how do I make a move?
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>>32309797
>gf
>dryspell
?
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>>32309795
No zex it is
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>>32309797
keep pp out
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>>32309797
Grope
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>>32309799
GG NO RE, BF
lol.
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>>32309793
wicked indicates abnormal, i assumed in size and volume
>>32309794
yes that is how all fat people started out
>>32309797
get dinner and keep ordering too much wine so she will losen up a little?
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>>32309791
I'm not left wing. Any other boogeymen you need to bring out? You're pathetic.
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I just asked my gf's parents for their blessing, and they were ecstatic that I was finally asking them. They wondered why I didn't do this shit months ago, considering they already said yes amongst themselves. I thought there was gonna be hesitation because I'm black and she's white, but nope, none at all. I need to stop listening to the incels on this website lol
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Men, why haven't you brought Flying Tiger back to America yet? Do you hate me? Do you want me to suffer and die?
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>>32309807
i am glad you are finally embracing the fact you are white entj
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>>32309804
You don’t become fat from taking one fat shit a day instead of two little ones
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>>32309811
>entj
Who?
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>>32309808
>Flying Tiger
What's that?
Why do you want it back?
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>>32309808
The government has been dragging its feet on helping the Ukrainians win the war. Personally, I think it's high time we paid those commie gopniks back for their shenanigans in Korea and Vietnam.
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>>32309808
because I want you to come here
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Men, why is it so hard to find men who prefer older women inside and out? Most of them just want a young woman who acts older. I’ve only met one man who genuinely finds older looking women more attractive than younger looking ones. Why are they so stupidly rare?
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>>32309812
no but you take a fat shit from eating huge meals which leads to being fat
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>>32309797
I mean, it's your gf right?
I'd probably give her a hug from behind and start with some kisses. One to her cheek, than another to her jaw, and another lower kiss on her neck...
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Women 25+ (if there are any here,) if you had another chance at life (but in this time,) would you choose to be gay now that it's popular?
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>>32309814
Claire Lee Chennault, fool
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>>32309814
Grrrrr
>>32309815
What u talkin bout
>>32309816
Okay then give me a ticket so I can go shop
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>>32309817
really lame bait anon
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>>32309806
It matters not, the result is the same
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>>32309821
>>32309823
huh?
okay, nvm then.
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>>32309820
No, some men are alright.
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Who the fuck is "entj"?
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>>32309820
You are a faggot and I don't want to be like you.
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>>32309817
Come on, this was a weak bait
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>>32309415
Fat yes, obese no. Balding is fine, especially if everything else about him is good. I would encourage him to have the guts to go bald though.
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>>32309823
>Okay then give me a ticket so I can go shop
after marriage you sillybilly
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>>32309829
the fact you know that its a name tells me you already know
now stop trying to stealth post and put your trip back on pajeet
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>>32309826
Yeah. Your feet swinging in the air and a rope around your neck.
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>>32309817
Older women are on average uglier and have more baggage than younger women
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M
any sarcastic breathy Mandolorian women online?
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>>32309833
Damn, too bad he has no redeemable qualities.
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>>32309418
F 29
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>>32309836
lmao seethe more
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>>32309835
Yeah you're a retard, and probably a virgin desu
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>>32309835
He won't. Last time he did, he started getting fucking torn apart on sight by EVERYBODY, and getting banned left and right.
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>>32309834
>sillybilly
Why do you always call me that
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>>32309843
Interesting.
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>>32309844
That's your M.O. I'm just relishing in your pain.

>>32309846
Wtf that was me
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>>32309823
The Soviets had their own Flying Tigers piloting MiG-15 for the PLAAF over Korea in the 1950s. Likewise, Soviet """"advisors """ helped the Vietnamese with air defense during the Vietnam War. I say we send some boys over to Ukraine to pay the Russians back.
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>>32309828
Name one.
>>32309830
No I'm not :(
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>>32309471
M
Big the Cat. He's chill. I'm like him in a way. If a woman start screamin and yellin , I am just chill. I say "yea, I hear you but let's calm down." and kiss her jaw.
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>>32309851
I'm not in any pain
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>>32309845
ah yes, here it is
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>>32309853
>Name one.
Claire Lee Chennault
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>>32309852
Thats great buddy
>>
It had been a while since the last time I came to /atoga/ but the thread really feels shit.
Like everyone is just shitting everywhere. Few months ago there were 1 or 2 trolls but it as somewhat comfy, now it's not.
Did the election caused a number on y'all?
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>>32309855
You're wailing and gnashing your teeth over women at 2 am. Let's not pretend you've got your shit together.
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>>32309817
M
If you're unmarried, then I'd be willing to assess the situation.
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This made me laugh. :^)
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>>32309856
I feel sorry for you bud.
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>>32309853
>Name one
My bf, my brother, my brother in law, my dad, my stepdad, my grandpa, and probably a bunch of other guys i dont know but are alright.
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>>32309860
Nah, it's just a late night thread. The last thread and the one before that were both really nice.
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>>32309820
I might just to avoid dealing with men. Being a straight women is curse because men are regularly incredibly cruel.
Your cruelty comes from something inherent inside of you and I think you are all fundamentally evil.
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>>32309864
the feeling is mutual
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>>32309418
I am chud male.
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>>32309863
This was a meme from his first term.
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>>32309471
M, Marine is adorbs
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>>32309861
it's 10 pm lol, I'm going to sleep soon
watching South Park in another tab
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>>32309872
Unhinged post
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>>32309847
am I wrong
you are the silliest
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>>32309807
>for their blessing
Nigga do you live in a Disney film?
>>32309817
We're not rare we're just mentally ill
My crush is 32 years older than me
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M
women, I'm so sweaty from my workout, my muscles are so sweaty and big and hot. Why did you do this to me?
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>>32309875
Im very serious
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>>32309873
Well good night then. I hope tomorrow is better for both of us.
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>>32309874
Of all my posts, this is the one you say is unhinged lol?
Marine is a cinnamon roll
Same with Sticks from Boom
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Do men really care about women’s appearances more than anything else?
To me it seems like a lot of you won’t even be friends with women you aren’t attracted to.
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>>32309876
>Nigga do you live in a Disney film?
Nah, I'm just more traditional when it comes to that kind of thing. As are they
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>>32309471
M
I don't know much about sonic
but I liked playing as this robot in sonic battle
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>>32309883
I'm just going to assume these posts are directed at the attractive men.
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>>32309883
M
a woman who is single cannot be near me in a confined space without being sexually attracted to me. There is too much magnetism if we are in close proximity.

I just have strong magnetic aura.
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>>32309882
Honestly yes. I have never met a person who liked Marine enough to call her their FAVORITE before. I like Charmy but I can't stand Marine.

>>32309885
Emerl :(
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>>32309878
serious about being silly
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>>32309883
For friends I couldn't care less
For dating I have to be attracted to them, looks is a factor but not the only thing obvs. Been there done that trying to date a friend I didn't *feel* attracted to, didn't work out
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>>32309890
I am quite annoying myself tbf so I think I would get on well with Marine
My favourite Sonic character is actually NiGHTS but y'all don't accept it's the same universe as CD
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>>32309891
Nooo
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>>32309883
No
I actually I prefer being "friends" with women that aren't that good looking.
That way if I ever get accused of rape my defense will be "Well your honor, if I was to commit such an act, I would've at least made it worth my own while to do to someone attractive."
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>>32309894
That's even more unhinged! CD? At least say Shuffle
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Why am I so disgusted by fat women? Especially those that think they have a chance to date me?
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>>32309890
>Emerl
Just googled him
>gizoid
this series is so goofy, lmao.
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>>32309899
Because you are the male equivalent of a gold digger.
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M
SINGLE femanons, would you dress up as a Mandolorian for me and sit down on my lap?
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>>32309853
>Name one.
OhioAnon
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>>32309901
>Because you are the male equivalent of a gold digger.
What even would that be?
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>>32309887
Nope it’s directed at all men.
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>>32309905
misandrist men are for the trash
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>>32309907
I'm just going to assume I'm not part of that.
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>>32309838
>>32309904
You can't even spell Mandalorian right. No woman wants a bantha brain.
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>>32309901
a... what?
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>>32309911
a dold gigger
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>>32309910
I'm not a Bantha brain.
I just want a snarky sarcastic eye rolling huffing mandalorian girl who sweats.
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>>32309901
>retarded female with retarded female logic detected
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What I don't understand is why my girlfriend would have (literally) thousands of photos of me but then show very little interest in having sex with me. She's very interested during the sex but she'll shoot down my advancements pretty often
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>>32309909
Okay??
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>>32309919
Because she mainly likes having a bf for the plot, not the actual sex but she knows she will have to pretend to be into it every now and then to keep you around.
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>>32309921
Cheers.
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>>32309923
what do you mean by the plot?
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Ladies and men, I had a moment a year or two ago where a friend and I spoke.

>make joke that chris chan was released from prison
>friend doesn't believe it and checks kf thread
>obviously wasn't true
>winds up happening 3 days later
>she messsges me joking about if I truly am a seer/oracle or something because I've been predicting events often
>she asks me if she'll find the love of her life that year
>jokingly tell her yes and give her chris chan's initials
>she hits me with "oh are those your initials"
>"oh no lol those are chris chan's initials"
>she goes silent and I wonder why she got quiet
>decide to leave conversation as is

Was she hinting or something? Because I was totally into her at the tome
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>>32309867
I'm surprised about that since of all the regular complaints made about men, cruelty usually isn't one of them. Usually we're called idiots, losers, annoying, unattractive, failures, and pigs who just want sex, but "cruelty" is something that I've personally only seen even levied against women. Men are excoriated for being wanting, but outright invective and malice are usually charges reserved for women (especially a woman who's been hurt in some way.)

It's just interesting since we're constantly told how bad and inferior we are over and over and over again every single day, but we're not usually told we're outright evil. If anything, we might be insulted for not being cruel and evil, or being out-cruelty'd and out-evil;d by women.
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Tips on how to be flirty with shy woman? (She never dated and is slightly autistic, has social phobia) I'm Also not much better I'm autistic and I cringe when I try to be flirty even complimenting someone I like can be embarrassing for me
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>>32309926
Autism moment
not in the "oh no, i didn't see the signs" way
but in the
"hehe, I'm going to be obnoxious and act retarded, on PURPOSE"
kind of way
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>>32309925
She likes the idea of having a bf but not the actual reality of it.
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Question for women:

My gf wants me to be completely still during foreplay. She tells me to just lay there and suck on her breasts as she grinds on me sideways.

Either that or she tells me to eat her out. If I move my body, she yells.

When she is ready for vaginal penetration, she instructs me to get on top and allows me to thrush.

I ask her what’s up with that and she gets super defensive and says that’s just how she can enjoy sex.

Is this common? I’ve never experienced this or heard about it before.
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Girl Room!
Nasty Girl Rooms!
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>>32309858
>Claire
>>32309865
>My bloodline is superior!
None of those count. You're just praising yourself.
>>32309905
Has to be a real person.
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>>32309928
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me personally, if I am actually interested in a woman, I can naturally be flirtacious.

Do you feel the urge to tease her? Just tease her. It can be stupid things too like "You look like a pinecone."
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>>32309883
Nah, I don't at least. IT's not like I don't notice if she's attractive or not and maybe I would prefer if she were. But it's far from the most important thing I care about
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>>32309934
>Has to be a real person.
He's... He's AI...?
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>>32309933
ugh imagine the smell.
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>>32309931
I see... idk man, I really think she loves having sex with me. Her pussy gets really wet and creamy and she moans like crazy but I just don't see why she never seems interested initially. Maybe because she was raised catholic? idk
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https://youtu.be/ow21BT3Meh4
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Who else here speaks a second language that they learned as an adult? For me, it's Portuguese
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>>32309916
>That webm
Does your thanksgiving dinner worth it?
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>>32309944
I don't speak anything beyond English and Mandarin, my japanese is incomprehensible.
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>>32309929
Nono, I wasn't trying to be obnoxious at all. It's just sometimes I don't notice when women flirt sometimes and it barely hit me that she was rolling the red carpet out for me.

I did flort with her heavy and drunk call/text her sometimes. Or even in calls I'd talk about how attractive her voice is and have her giggling.
>>32309883
Nah. I'm not a good looking person. Pretty average, but zi used to look worse back then. I fw people from whatever spectrum of attractiveness. I used to like a girl who looked like a bug eyed version of aubrey plaza and dated a girl who slowly stopped taking care of her appearance. It's what matters inside to me as condescending as it sounds
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>>32309901
Be quiet fattty
>>
If girls really really wanted a cute bf they'd just go goth

If guys really really wanted a cute gf they'd just ----------- (fill it)
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>>32309933
That actually looks pretty easy to clean. Most of the shit goes into the trash. She just needs a man to do it for her the first time, then she'll see how much better life is when everything's nice and tidy.
We can't expect girls to look after themselves but we can help them.
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>>32309944
I speak 3 languages. Mandarin and Spanish
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>>32309944
I was doing good with Japanese and as every single thing i learn, my ADHD gets bored and stops wanting to learn when I get decent. I coulda been trilingual (English, Spanish, Japanese)
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>>32309952
Hit the gym and get ripped
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>>32309897
Shuffle is a wicked game tbf
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>>32309952
be attractive.
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>>32309418
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>>32309934
>none of these count
Huh? I just like to only keep people in my life that I actually like. Where is the problem with that?
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>>32309941
>raised catholic
Ah yes, in that case she will be disgusted with herself for two weeks straight whenever she does anything lewd.
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>>32309817
>why do men rather younger, prettier and more fertile women(plus with lower body count or even virgin ones and with less emotional damage)?
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>>32309954
>>32309955
>>32309948
Post a vocaroo of you speaking your non native languages
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>>32309964
No thanks.
I sound fat and retarded, because I am.
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>>32309933
I dated a girl who actually lived like this, a couple of times I just cleaned her apartment
Like other anon said it's not that hard desu, bin all the food waste, recycle the packaged and just tidy the other stuff, then vacuum and dust
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>>32309967
Who cares. Do it faggot
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>>32309970
I care. :^P
I'm sure the other Anons will deliver, so just wait for them.
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>>32309944
That's pretty cool anon, what was your motive for learning?
Idk I'm quite stupid so it'd probably take me forever to learn another language, I can just about manage English
>>32309952
>If guys really really wanted a cute gf they'd just -
Actually meet and talk to more women IRL
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>>32309817
>so stupidly rare
there's a lot of them but since prefering 30+ girls is a side effect of porn hagmaxxers aren't the types that go outside much. I'm extroverted and prefer 30-35 girls but even I wouldn't start a family with one, only casual
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>>32309967
how does one sound fat? now i want to hear
people should post their voice and other guess their bmi
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>mfw I realized I'm going to get married to my 2nd gf ever instead of being a serial dater
>mfw I met my first (practice) gf in 2016 while I met my current gf in 2022
Damn feels good man
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>>32309944
I've been thinking about trying to learn German. Should I?
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>>32309976
>practice gf
Kys but also enjoy the wedding
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>>32309976
A little fast, isn't it?
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>>32309976
>(practice) gf
that term triggers femanons here
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>>32306630
I put on less cologne this morning and maybe it's just coincidence but I'm sneezing less and can breathe better
Wtf maybe I've been poisoning myself this whole time
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>>32309981
I haven't proposed to her yet, but I'll do it on our 3 year anni. I'm thinking she's the one tho.
>>32309982
Good. They can seethe
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>>32309976
Practice wife soon.
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Working a 12 hour shift today, how do I stop myself from falling asleep out of boredom?
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>>32309964
Hard question; both Spanish and English are my native languages. My mom immigrated here and I was born in the US as well, but I was taught Spanish first.
>>32309974
Certified fat fuck here; there's a bit of nasal or blockage from the fat on the neck. But not everyone has it.
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>>32309973
Want couldn’t you start a family with one?
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>>32309972
>what was your motive for learning?
I was bored during the pandemic and I had way too much free time on my hands, so I figured why not turn that free time into something useful and learn a new fucking language. Also because brazilian women are hot
https://voca.ro/16zOJMIQsmv7
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>>32309994
Holy based
RIP wish I didn't have to work during the gay pandemic
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>>32309982
lol why?
>>32309991
My Spanish is very understandable, but I strangely speak it with a Brazilian accent, despite being American
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>>32309964
https://voca.ro/13vUsmSjqK4T
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>>32309998
Cool anon. What did you say?
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>>32310000
I’m not one of those people, but I can speak some Japanese. In college, my minor was Japanese.
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>>32309968
She dumped u because she got the ick when you start doing house chores like a woman
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>>32309998
read this please.
僕の心も、インディゲームをプレイしてかがやいたことがあります。

『洞窟物語』とか、『ゆめにっき』とか。

そしてもちろん、ZUNさんの「東方PROJECT」とか。

https://youtu.be/AKkHfkvpw34
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>>32310004
Their heart has started shining thanks to playing indie games, such as Cave Story, Yuma Nikki, and, of course, Touhou Project by ZUN.
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>>32310008
ye, i kno
I just want someone to read it.
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>>32309932
This is hilarious. I’ve never heard of anything like this but the titty sucking and grinding sounds hot af. funny as hell that she makes you stay still while she does that to you, your girlfriend is legend.
I’m going to make the next man I’m with stay still while I grind on him.
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>>32310004
Oh! You meant to read it aloud. Sorry it’s 2:30 am.
… Why though?
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>>32309993
girls start getting attracted to guys around 13 so if she's still single at 30 that means she couldn't find a long term partner for 17 years.
could be
1.too picky(huge ego)
2.refused to settle so she can maximize casual sex(slut)
3.terrible personality (bad potential mom)

30+ women are harder to fix and have more baggage
I'm 24 and if a woman is much older than me she probably won't respect my authority especially if she earns more
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>>32310013
it's let funi text
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>>32309445
M.
When you feel comfortable in your flaws with the other person, and you’re happy with all that you are because it aligns perfectly with them. You wouldn’t be you without you, and being you got them.
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State gender
Which one is the best?
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>>32309445
M
When they make mo money and jump up and down your dick
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>>32309409
Male
I'm the only one in my family that doesn't have any generational wealth
I'd take the assist ez, the rest of my family might or not, wouldn't make a difference for them
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>>32310016
https://voca.ro/1kF7OJCGqb02
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>>32310020
Unironically, I have low standards
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>>32310019
M
Japan
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if she isnt just a little bit racist, can she even be the one
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>>32310014
Hmm you are correct. I am 29f and I would not respect your ‘authority’. I would make you my little bitch. Thats what I normally do to little boys like you who are younger than me
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>>32310019
f
taiwan ofc
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>>32310031
I'm racist against non blacks and ugly black women
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>>32310031
you can always make her racist
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>>32310024
Ayy, Nice.
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>>32309484
Yes that's hot
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>32310032
Moid hands. Dominant women do not exist unless it's findom.
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>>32310032
How's the cat collection going? Drink any particularly fowl bottom-shelf wine lately?
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>>32310039
go date a vegan
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Women what does "I'm sure you'll find someone you're compatible with one day you're still young" mean?
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>>32310043
it's that one femanon who always mentions fingering men's assholes
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Women, would you date a man who was a pornstar?
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>>32310049
It means you should beg femanons for sex on sight.
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>>32310045
You know what I just might
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>>32309418
>https://www.idrlabs.com/chud-normie-woke/test.php
this shit is just the same question over and over.
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https://youtu.be/6PZGv5hNW2Y
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>>32310049
It means you have the raw material and maybe if you get a little more mature it might just work out for you. Or it means she does not want to suck your pp but wants to be polite about it to save face.
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>>32310052
sure
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>>32310053
How do I know if someone is a femanon and not a normie?
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>>32310050
>fingering men's assholes
How is that appealing?
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>>32310068
chubby/fat, no makeup or badly applied makeup, avoids eye contact
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>>32310063
More mature as in "get a car" probably.
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>>32310077
No, like get the fuck over yourself.
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>>32309817
Younger women are more traditionally pretty
Personally I'm one of the rare ones that likes older women
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>>32309883
No, I want a gf I can be best friends with over anything else
And then we do lewd things with each other
And then keep being bestiesy
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>>32310052
No, ew. Absolutely not.

>>32310019
Taiwan, duh.

>>32309976
>(practice) gf
Genuinely wish you the worst.
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What are you guys distracting yourself with these days?
Twitter algorithm isn't doing it for me anymore.
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>>32310081
I'm not mopey on dates though. I focus on making the girl happy.
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>>32309883
Yes. A lot of them are also not really friends with women, they just are simping for them.
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>>32309883
I had 2 female friends I wasn't attracted to
1st chudette in uni (after uni she didn't text me and I didn't text her because she's boring)
2nd mentally ill stick (every time we hung out she begged me to buy her stuff so I ghosted her)
get your friendship game up
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>>32309513
>99% of Arab chicks are giant sluts.
How do I unlock this? They all seem like good muslimas in my experience
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>>32310096
F. I'm looking into fish to buy for my pond at the moment, I spent about 3 hours reading reviews and watching youtube videos on it.
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>>32309445
I believe in souls, but not soul mates.
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>>32310089
This is the way
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>>32309447
Crazy chicks can be hot
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>>32310104
Damn, like a real pond? that's so cool
super jealous.

What kind of fish were you looking at?
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why is it that when i befriend someone, they get fired. move away, or get kicked out?
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>>32309466
Lucien visiting you in your sleep was more kino than getting the black hand note
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>>32310108
Where do we find it?
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>>32309499
We got light skins too! The ultimate bbc lovers >:)
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>>32310114
Bbbb-based???
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>>32310052
No. I would only accept doing OF together
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>>32309510
Even meeting that many people sounds exhausting
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>>32310049
It means as you gain more experience and wisdom in life you’ll have an easier time meeting someone
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>>32309518
>Will you have sex with me?
>Please.
The sad thing is your game is probably superior to mine
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>>32310019
I am offended. We do stuff inside, I think
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maybe i should stop being myself and be more like everybody else?
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Give me nudes or I flip off a roof
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>>32309601
Sexy queen
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>>32310124
How do you even survive being this ugly?

>inb4 you tell me lol (or something similar)
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>>32309665
>it makes life easier for chad.
How do you figure?
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Men, what's your opinion on a female listening to this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z33ieoNPWc4
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>>32309668
You have female simps, too.
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>>32309955
>>32309964
https://vocaroo.com/1dCcsPCQ1c58
Botched Japanese. I gotta pick it back up for sure.

This one goes out to all the foxy femanons ITT <3
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>>32310132
Probably some form of brainrot
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>>32310132
Deport her
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>>32309445
F. We were immediately best friends. It felt so easy, so comfortable and so natural to be with him, but I was also excited and electric every time he was around. I stayed up all night with my heart beating in my chest waiting for him to text me back. Couldn't think of anything but him, all day, every day.
I was in love immediately, and after our first date I told my dad I'd marry him.

>>32310110
Yeah! My husband has forbidden me from buying the fancy koi carp I like unless I get really good at being a fish mom.
Sanke and Hi Utsuri are my favorite kois that I've seen.

He has agreed to us buying Shubunkins and Sarasa to start with. They're really cute.
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>>32309952
I don’t want a cute bf
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>>32310133
those I can let slide
I love women
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>>32310097
The point in life is to make yourself happy and try to make it so that that also ends up making others happy. Rn you are more of a slave than anything else.
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>>32310137
god damn it
I yearn for the ranch, I need me a pond too
just poor fag city boy things.
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>>32309743
>violating the 4b
Sis! Show some loyalty!
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>>32310143
moid hands
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>>32309836
Is bianon back?
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>>32310138
A cute gf is valid too
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>>32310146
Who is bianon? Like bisexual anon? Bipolar?
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>>32310142
I tried being a city girl but I just hate it, nothing makes me more miserable than living in an apartment.

Hopefully once I get my husband on board on buying pretty fishes I can post pics.
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>>32310128
I bet he actually has way more sex than I do (I have 0)
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>>32310151
Probably both
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>>32310152
Have a pond full of fishes sounds like one of those dream life goals, hope you get them
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>>32310154
Lore? How does being bi relate to any of this?????
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>>32309516
170 is a fucktonne, femanon.
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>>32310149
Cool thanks
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>>32309601
NTA
Some guys like higher body counts for women
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>>32310141
giving people things doesn't make me a slave.
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>>32310132
Disappointed, I thought this was going to be some FemcelCore music
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>>32310166
I like higher bodycounts but 170 is still really high
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Man, it's like you bitches want HPV and herpes
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>>32310171
you know what's disgusting about 170 body count? That she knows it. I have had less than 10 partners, but I still would have to think to know the precise number. It's somewhere in 6-8 range.
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>>32310176
thank you anon
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>>32309510
Understanding something matters a lot to some people and thinking it shouldn't be important are not really incompatible view points. People lie about things that they think it's going to paint them in a negative light to partners all the time.
Personally, I think body count matters and promiscuity in men and women is bad.
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>>32310002
>when you start doing house chores like a woman
I mean this girl literally used to crossdress me lol
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>>32310171
Shout outs to all the double digit femanons
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BC doesn't matter if you're rich and pretty
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>>32310185
A woman encouraging autogynephilia is some treacherous shit
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>>32310187
>BC doesn't matter if you're rich and pretty
I'd probably date Elsa Jean 2bh
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>>32310166
M
If I'm looking for casual sex I don't want a virgin but 150+ bodycount is still dealbreaker because I can get gonorrhea, hpv, mono, herpes even if I use a condom
>>32310181
it's just dumb how a lot of women say "if he judges women for their bodycount I don't want to be with him anyway" and instead of telling the real number to filter out "judgemental" guys they lie about it
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>>32310192
Same, same. There are dozens of OF/pornstars I'd marry at the drop of the hat. I could name so so many
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>>32310194
It's not dumb for people to protect themselves against people who are judgemental or cruel to them.
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>>32310198
That's a very selfish way to look at things, if he doesn't want to be with that girl, then that girl should lie to keep someone like that around.
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>>32310198
don't complain when you end up in a relationship with a judgemental guy. you had your chance to filter him out by telling the truth
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>>32310199
>should lie to keep someone like that around.
SHOULDN'T
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>>32310199
>That's a very selfish way to look at things
It's fairly common for people to lie by omission or straight up lie to their partners in the early phases of dating regarding things that they fear will make them leave. Selfish, maybe, but who most people are.

It's not "dumb", it's a pretty normal human thing.

>>32310203
Sure, but it's a risky choice and it means exposing yourself emotionally to strangers. It's not "stupid" to protect yourself.
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>>32310211
>lying to romantic partner... good
Do you feel that way when a guy says he wants a relationship but actually wants short term?
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>>32310215
I haven't said it's good, I've said it's common and not something "dumb" that people do pointlessly.
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>>32310211
>It's fairly common
And they're all assholes for doing that.
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>>32310218
No, it's still "dumb" because they end up hurting others by lying, and themselves for keeping someone who fundamentally hates them intimate.
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Need I remind you that the average IQ of US is 94?
And that 50% of the population is dumber than that?

The Average, the common, the normal, is Stupid and dumb.
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>>32310224
Don't remind me.
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>>32310198
Would you date a guy that thought your high body count is hot?
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>>32309521
Why is a high body count reputation shattering?
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>>32310219
>>32310222
It's not a good thing to do for sure, but it's a pretty normal thing that most people do here and there. We're scared of being looked negatively by our partners or to miss out on someone we like, and we lie about ourselves to seem better to them. Omitting stuff early on is a fairly universal experience, I think.

>>32310226
I don't have a high body count, I'm in my 30s and have been with two people. I wouldn't date a guy who has a high body count or thinks promiscuity is good.

>>32310229
Because there are a lot of people who hold negative opinions of women promiscuity.
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I'm already an hour late to work because I'm feeling sick
should I still go or call in sick at this point?
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>>32310232
You make that decision, nobody can be your excuse.
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>>32310230
>Because there are a lot of people who hold negative opinions of women promiscuity
Same standard should be applied to men
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>>32310234
That's for women to decide.
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>>32310235
Men hold the power, men should keep men accountable for that
Men should shame other men for high body counts
Doesn’t matter what women think
>ewww he has no experience
>there’s something wrong with him if he doesn’t want to sleep with a random woman
boo fucking hoo
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>>32310237
You're describing incels, Anon, which women hate.
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>>32310234
I agree. I think promiscuity is bad in general and dislike people who have a double standards - their own promiscuity is great, the other gender's promiscuity is evil.
I'm not a "waiting until marriage" person but I think having sex should be reserved for the person you're in love with. I always wanted a man who felt similarly, and they're much harder to find than women who feel similarly to me.

>>32310235
I think it's for the singular person to decide based on their personal views on promiscuity. Hypocrites who think it's fine for them to be promiscuous but other people who are promiscuous are gross are weird.
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>>32310237
Women just elected Donald Trump though, men are the minority voting block in the biggest economy on earth.
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>>32310237
I do shame other men for high body counts
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Where do I find a gf? I tried asking out my gym crush but she rejected me. Been going to the gym for 1 year and we were doing workout together for about 1 month.
I feel like I have tried everything. Maybe my friends will invite me to new years party and they will also invite their single cute friend, but I don't think she likes me.
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>>32310238
The truth is, if a man is capable of having a high body count, he's probably exactly the kind of guy women love, so yeah, if you shame those, prepare to become ostracized and never be in the good graces of women ever again.
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>>32310242
Nope. Majority of women did not vote orange
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>>32310238
>incels
I hate how having a certain view on promiscuity that alligns with low test “men” automatically makes you an incel
Numales and söyboys need not apply
>b-but it’s not like that, you don’t actually know how it is, you’ll see that you will have to have sexual experiences with other women because blah blah blah
>t. insecure balding IT fag with dark rim glasses and big beard to hide weak chin that got lucky by manipulating women
Promiscuity fucks people in ways many can’t imagine
>>
My man nips suddenly became very sensitive, I get random jolts from them if I sit wrong, I don't know what the implications of this is.
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>>32309665
Hot
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>>32310255
you might be pregnant
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>>32310258
The only thing this body is capable of gestating is a large turd.
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>>32309883
Gay men have lots of female friends
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>sitting in a train behind Chad
>Suddenly two random women walk by, ask if they can sit with him
>Flirt begins and they both start fondling him
Being chad must be amazing, holy hell
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>>32309961
Catholic girls are the biggest sluts bro
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>>32310265
qt's life, basically.
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>>32310036
Based BBC
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>>32310230
>I wouldn't date a guy who has a high body count
What if he lies about it?
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>>32310265
You stop valuing women beyond sex, which isn't healthy.
>t. Was a Chad in my youth
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>>32310271
Not much I can. Pretty shitty of him to lie about his body count.
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>>32310230
>I don't have a high body count, I'm in my 30s and have been with two people
Are you >>32309601
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>>32310272
Why tho
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>>32310279
Why is it unhealthy?
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>>32310280
No idea you tell me, unironically
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>>32310278
No. I've always been pretty sincere about my body count, it's something that matters to me and I wanted a partner who feels similarly. Sadly a lot of men think promiscuity is bad for girls but great for them, which is gross.
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>>32310283
Woman like promiscuous man.
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>>32310284
Some do, some don't. I certainly don't and have rejected promiscuous men over it before.
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>>32310288
Nah, they all like promiscuous men, or more specifically the qualities that allows them to be promiscuous.
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>>32310290
Some realize that can only have the cake, some want to eat it too.
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>>32310281
I wasn't sure what your question was.
But promiscuity increases neuroticism.
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>>32310284
This. If you have a kid you're more likely to get a second one than a man without a child getting his first
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>>32310290
A man who could sleep with a lot of women but chooses you =/= a man who sleeps with a lot of women. Women like the first far more than the second.

The issue is that men who could sleep with a lot of women largely choose to do so, and the men who don't sleep around aren't sleeping around mostly because they can't, not because they think it's bad.
Being actually attractive and good with women and not promsicuous is a rare combo but a very winning one with the ladies.
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>>32310294
okay.
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>>32310283
My bad. I meant this >>32310226 for >>32309601
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I hate women.
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>>32310294
>t. doesn't know vast majority of girls have preselection bias
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There actually isn't a single biological woman lurking this thread, is there?
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>>32310265
Promiscuous chads are some of the most redpilled guys I've had the chance to discuss with, they just keep it a secret when it matters.
I'm always amused when women display that kind of behavior thinking they're getting a rare opportunity to snag a high quality man. It always ends well for him and badly for them.



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