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This girl im into is non-binary she don't mind me using female pronouns with her but she use male pronouns talking about herself sometimes should I be worried? We're already in a situationship we're not bf and gf yet but I'm considering asking her we're already pretty close spending nights together almost everyday on calls and sending "good morning/night <3" to each other everyday but I'm afraid she might be asexual or something we never talked about sex
>hot coworker tells me she has a hernia in her belly>then tells me it's always poking out and looks gross she has to wear stuff to cover itWhy are women so disgusting
WomenSorry.
Okay, who did it?
What happened to the last one?
>>32332685What happened?
Should I just settle for a mid gf
Are most women sexually unsatisfied because the average dick can't hit the A-spot?
>>32332691For what?
>>32332699Being me.
>>32332697Most women never experienced an orgasm, so yes
My new bf told me that he's vanilla. He has no kinks and doesn't look at weird porn. He's a terminally online sort of person who plays esports competitively so I would have assumed he was a coomer like the rest of you. How normal is this?
>I saw Ali Wong on tour recently and she had a little bit about this. How in our 20’s, we were SO flattered if a man “opened up” about some trauma and felt so special. But now, at 40, whenever a man in the first few weeks starts up with “I’ve never told anyone this…but…when I was a boy, my uncle—“ and she’s like, NO! I don’t want to hear it! You shove that shit down, I am here for a good time, I’m not your mommy therapist!****why do so many women hate men talking about their problems and call it trauma dumping?****twoxchromosomes, plebbit, pp 206-209, Roberts.
>>32332693>>32332695Someone posted the alien picture again and got the thread nuked.THANKS ASSHOLE.
>>32332702Right before JH was going to start wanting me really bad
>>32332706Depends on the age I guess. It's always possible he's just lying, but zoomer guys are super sex negative in general. I guess I'd ask if he's made any kind of advances on you at all or if you've done anything physical?
>>32332701Can women only orgasm from the A-Spot?
>>32332711I was in that original thread on /pol/ creepy shit
>>32332705It makes more sense with context here in Brazil with Portuguese we have male and female adjectives like "bonita" and "bonito" wich are the female and male versions of the word pretty, she often use male ones referring to herself
>>32332706Probably bending the truth a little but w/e
>>32332685The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>32332706I don't have any weird kinks despite being terminally online. You don't really pick em up just from being online, it's where you spend it. If you grew up on tumblr, porn boards here, or God forbid deviantart, it's looking bad. But if you spend all your time playing competitive esports, you're probably fine. Who's got time for sonic inflation OCs when you got 200 more dota crates to open. I'm sure he's fine
>>32332695>>32332693prob NSFW pic or the fact that gary / dad is a schizo ban evader
>>32332719He's 37He hasn't made any advances yet because he's shy. I'm going to not wear underwear next time I visit himSo far we've only cuddled and kissed
>>32332689If you have to ask then yes, you should be worried. Weak willed pansies who come to 4chan asking if they're allowed to have a relationship with someone THEY like should all end their relationships and then themselves>I'm afraid she might be asexual or something we never talked about sexBy that logic you might be asexual, seeing as you've never talked about sex eitherWhen are you meeting up
>>32332706Having kinks and being into weird porn has basically nothing to do with being terminally online. The only relation it has is that if you're terminally online it's easier for you to find weird shit if you happen to be into it.
>>32332707They weren't willing at 20 to hear it either
Women of atoga, do you relate to this?
>>32332696It’s not settling, mid gfs are the best lovers.
>>32332707Usually this shit is 4chan overreacting to a fairly reasonable opinion but that is actually an odd takeWhat kind of person considers a few weeks of dating "too soon" to talk about deep stuff?
>>32332754I love how broken she looks.
>>32332738>37>no advances>gaming primary hobby>claims no pornUh, bare minimum this guy has a pretty low sex drive, so good luck.
>>32332755Nta but no, I don't>>32332764no
>>32332746Idk I know it was a long shot but if he wanted to wear a cock cage for me that would have been nice. He laughed nervously when I brought it up
>>32332764Nope
>>32332764I’m probably top 5 moids, if we’re being honest.
>>32332764Hottest male poster? MeHottest female poster? Me
You and me, baby, ain't nothing but mammals.So how about we do it like they do it on the Discovery channel?
>>32332770Depends on if she literally means the opening first dates or if she means the first few weeks of dating (as in, going out; being a couple). If she means within the opening first three dates then yeah that's earlier than you'd expect. Still, it's common to bond like that. But what do I know, I'm a guy in his twenties.
>>32332764I imagine the hottest female posters here are the blonde tourists who open 4channel once in a blue moon, in between superior education classes and posh house parties, at times where men aren't giving the required quantity (and quality of attention). You can sometimes spot the aloof woman typing here in all-lowercase, probably from the iPhone Pro Max, dropping a couple of vapid comments to get incels riled up and then leaving to have her actual fun for the night.
>>32332689Ask him how he feels about having kids kek
question for allwould it be weird to worry about whether i want to have kids with a girl ive only seriously dated for 1 month and a half? She doesnt want kids, I do, but i never made my goal of having kids known because I was uncertain. i tried to bargain with the idea of not having kids and I find myself hating the idea. I feel like by not mentioning it i am not being honest with her and it really sucks because otherwise i feel she is a the perfect girlfriend/wife.What should i do anons?
>>32332685What's the most beautiful place you've ever been?
>>32332787You should discuss the issue with her honestly. If the kid issue is a dealbreaker for you then it's pointless to date her.
>>32332787you're just wasting her time by not telling her. if you want kids the relationship can't last
>>32332787The biggest problem is you're not being honest with yourself. You know you want children, and that to not have them is a deal breaker. If she doesn't want them she's not the one for you. You can bring it up, and maybe she'll give some "maybes" or vague timelines and goals to where she would be "open" to it, but that's quite a gamble with time that could be spent finding your future wife who does want kids.
>>32332787MNot weird at all. I guess if you're seriously dating and she's adamant she doesn't want kids and you do, that's a major incompatibility. I'd bring it up and see if she's "never kids" or "kids someday" and go from there. If you want to date seriously then you're wasting time with this girl, every spent with her is an opportunity cost.
>>32332797The thing that I hate about this is that I feel like I didnt mention it earlier and if I dump her now its like I only used her for sex and I would feel like a piece of shit.
>>32332787When a woman says she doesn't want kids, that just means she doesn't want yours.
Reddit boy x 4chan girl OTP
>>32332805>Reddit boyDisgusting
>>32332791Barcelona, probably
>>32332783You have someone specific in mind for this comment.
>>32332802Well you did seriously entertain not having kids, but it wasn't for you. Did you say before you didn't want them either?
>>32332801if you wanna die childless just so you don't judge yourself go for it
>>32332800>If you want to date seriously then you're wasting time with this girl, every spent with her is an opportunity cost.The thing is that I also need some experience in a relationship. This is my first ever relationship at 25 and I wanted to have more time to experience a relationship so that I could actually be more likeable. that is another reason why i dont wanna end it over this since its not something that is an issue right now
>>32332801Ah, yeah, that is sad. It's still better to do it sooner than later. Take what you learned into your next relationship. Not much you can do at this point.
What made you a chud?
>>32332802The woman who doesn't want kids thing always ends one of two ways>Guy decides he wants to be a dad around 35>leaves childfree gf to go find a baby mommaor>her sister/cousin/friend has a kid and she realizes she DOES want kids>basically no decent guys left in that age bracket that want kids
>>32332823My mother doesn't love me.
>>32332805I wonder how a 4chan girl would be IRL. I've seen the Redditoresses mindlessly opening threads and subreddits and scrolling them like it's Instagram. One of those repeatedly put her phone in a pocket and took it back out right away to do the same thing on Reddit. Very schizo behavior.
>>32332819You know that's not right man. Just let it go - you found someone otherwise perfect for you without experience, you can do it again
>>32332813I just completely sidestepped the topic and let her talka bout how much she hates the idea of being pregnant and having some toddler shit everywhere and make messes.
>>32332826Maybe she's incapable of experiencing love. You should cut her some slack.
I'm starting to become a "Nothing Ever Happens" guy - but instead of nothing ever happens, it's "Nothing GOOD Ever Happens", everything from personal affairs to world events are just an idiot doom spiral of things progressively getting worse and nothing ever getting better.Thoughts?
>>32332832That does not make it any better.
just made some proper spaghetti bolognese from scratchI'd share it with you femanons, but all you do is lieshame
>>32332819Experience in relationships is overrated, I'd even say it's almost like a girl saying she wants to have some "experience" with sex before settling down, it's uh... it's not going to be looked at positively.
>>32332827This thread is the only part of 4chan I visit anymore and I'm not on my phone a lot so I don't often scroll in public, but I do tend to have offensive humor irl.
>>32332835>"Nothing Ever Happens" guyWhat does this entail?
I've watched welcome to NHK and I don't know why moids like it so much. There's literally no character you can root for>Satolazy delusional retard>Yamazakibitter delusional incel>senpaimanipulating Sato into killing himself and drinking while pregnant>Misakitrying to feel better knowing that Sato is even more misarable than her>class presidenta literal fraudAre they the kind of characters moids like?
>>32332838Some of us can't help that we weren't born with a full set of emotions.
>>32332823Divorced parentsHelicopter mom that made my life hell when she was mad about the slightest thingDad that thought it was more important for me to go to his house on weekends and sit in my room there doing nothing while he watched football than to go to my friends' birthday parties
>>32332848Not at all, I only have 3 kitties
>>32332846Welcome to the NHK was literally the straw that broke the camels back for me, and made me begin to start disliking anime and men who watch it. F btw
>>32332848>i shave my toes and tummythe fuck? no? why did she misspell alot?
>>32332835That's not true. Donald Trump just won.
>>32332849Again, making excuses doesn't help what I went through. She made the decision to have me and treat me the way she did.
>>32332823Women don't like me
>>32332823Good question!Social isolation BullyingInternet access at a young age 2010s gamer culture Natural affinity towards the occultHeavy psychedelic drug usage in early adulthood
>>32332843Basically this
>>32332849Nta, but said people should abstain from breeding if they are so unable of parenting (which you need to feel emotions properly to be able to do)
>>32332853We could combine forces and have 6 kitties together
>>32332757No thats ugly gfs
>>32332857The fact you still believe that's a good thing only adds onto my existential despair. Unfortunately I'm not as retarded as you are.
>>32332858>She made the decision to have meHollow people should still be allowed to have children.
>>32332865Then we would only need to get 4 more!
I love women so much all of them are so nice and pretty
>>3233284880% of that is true for meI shave my toes and tummy wtf
>>32332827I know several women irl who use 4chan and my wife also uses it though I did not meet her on here. It's great for personal connection since you have a bunch of unique in jokes and sayings, but they also don't mask or hide their powerlevel as well as guys do, my theory is that people just don't take women as seriously so while they might get social isolation from other girls for being spergs there are rarely institutional consequences for their behavior the way there are for guys. For example if I said half the shit in high school that my sisters used to say I'd have been expelled or in some kind of permanent therapy session with the guidance counselor. It can get grating giving your gf/wife a dress code for an event and telling her that tonight's not the night to discuss 6 million of anything.
>>32332876>I shave my toes and tummy wtfwhythe belly peach fuzz is adorable
>>32332861>Internet access at a young ageIt really do be like that :(
>>32332870And then it creates people like me, someone with a terminal mother wound that will debase myself for female validation no matter what. I can see why you wouldn't care, you sound like my mother, believing children are just extensions of yourself and that they should serve you.
>>32332870No?
>>32332869Cope, femlet
>>32332880I have thick hair because of a few years of hrt
>>32332873There are some adorable kittens where I work, it would be so easyPic related
>>32332862I think I might be one of these...How do I know for sure?
>>32332869Maybe when RFK takes all the chemicals out of your food you'll be able to clear your head a little bit.
>>32332870shit take
>>32332885fucking tranny piece of shit
>>32332884I'm a guy.>>32332887Whenever you read any 'positive' news of something that COULD happen, do you immediately think 'well that's not gonna happen'?
>>32332863Wow that's really rude. Maybe the mom didn't know she was without love until she already had the baby.
>>32332896No she did, I’m her youngest child.
>>32332881Those were the good days, when r/WatchPeopleDie was still around and r/Atheism was a default subreddit :’)
>>32332890I'm European, so thankfully American retardation only affects me on a geopolitical scale.
Hi girlies Do you agree that we should purge wojak posters from the existence?
>>32332896Nothing rude about it. People bringing children into the world when they can't care for them at such a developmentally vital level is unethical. And it's been my experience that these emotionally empty people always know there's something missing in them. They have children in hopes of feeling something, or, as the other anon said, see them as extensions of themselves (which is also very harmful to the child.)
>>32332882>that will debase myself for female validation no matter whatAll men do this. >believing children are just extensions of yourself and that they should serve youI don't believe that. >>32332883>>32332892I believe a hollow person could give a child a good life.
>>32332907>All men do thisOh you're just a femcel. Okay.
>>32332890Conservatives had a chimp out over healthy school lunches. Do you really think Koch and all the other corporations will let their sheeple army off the leash now?
>matched with 2 very cute women on dating appsI know they're not gonna answer back though, but it's a very small boost to my confidence>Anon has +20 self esteem buff (12 hours remaining)
>>32332903no some of them are kinda funny desu
Femanons, what would you like to receive for Christmas?
>>32332846Speaking as someone who read the book - you're not really supposed to like the characters so much as sympathise with them. They are all deeply hurt, and each kinda embody a different form of unhealthy coping. I didn't like them, but there are pieces of them I recognised in myself, and its cathartic to see one's experiences captured so clearly when you're very isolated. I heard the anime and manga lean more into a love story, which is definitely a bad move. The core of the story are the snippets of internal monologue and circular behaviour, wasting time again and again waiting for things to change without doing anything to do so. And knowing that, but being paralysed anyway. Just feels bittersweet in a way that stuck with me
>>32332895I usually say "I'll believe it when I see it", does that count?
>>32332907>I believe a hollow person could give a child a good life.never seen it
>>32332899Are your siblings also fucked up?
>>32332917Oral
>>32332920The fact you have any hope left that something COULD happen makes you better off than me.
>>32332917A new keyboard without the num pad New floors
>>32332924Very much so. Oldest is an alcoholic and alone at almost 40. Her last boyfriend was a methhead who beat her. Middle is a homeless meth addict lesbian who beats her partners.My oldest sister told me a story yesterday how her ex boyfriend would beat on her and my mom would defend the ex if my sister tried to retaliate. My mom also sent him money while he was in prison.
>>32332906>And it's been my experience that these emotionally empty people always know there's something missing in them. They have children in hopes of feeling somethingPlease stop personally attacking me.
>>32332917Dick
>>32332910>Oh you're just a femcel. Okay.I am male. I had loving parents and still debase myself for female attention
>>32332941Oh so you're one of those "I'm not like other guys" guys. That's nice. Sorry that you feel like you aren't worthy of love.
>>32332923Maybe you can't tell if that person is hollow because they are good at masking.
>>32332917i want to go ice skating with a boy who is nervous but will hold my waist and bring me hot chocolate and kiss me once
>>32332933nta It does feel good to shut women down now and then, but it's kind of pointless on an app when there are 10 other guys messaging her lol
Genderwhats your favorite pose the opposite gender can dofor me its the squat with the spread legs
>>32332930That sounds a little bit more than just being hollow.
State gender:Would you rather become a vampire or a werewolf, and why?
>>32332951You are the one that brought up hollowness, and now you're just moving the goal posts because it feels personally assaulting. Is this just an exercise in narcissism for you?
>>32332954MVampire sounds cooler because of powers but you're basically cut off from ever experiencing days againWerewolfs dont get any special powers just a huge inconvenience once a month. White women would be all over me though
>>32332954FemaleMy personality fits werewolf better (angry, wild, unkempt) but if we talk about ideal version then vampire is better.Being a sexy immortal who can mind control people, drink blood, rich, lives forever.If it's the cursed version then maybe werewolf is a little better because I don't want to be an undead husk that burns during the day and can't enjoy food or anything. As a werewolf I could just chain myself up on full moons.
>>32332925What a coincidence, I want someone to give oral to
>>32332943I literally just said that all men do this including myself. I don't think I'm unworthy of love. I just think I'm incapable of giving it. I have a personality disorder but I don't think I should be demonized for it.
>>32332788Yes we're both brazilian>>32332784Already did she said she'd like to have adoptive kids>>32332741I meant cause she might not indetfy herself as a girl and not enjoy sex and not because we haven't talked about it I'm thinking of way of bringing it up without sounding weird
>>32332961>it was a competition to youCool, bye.
>>32332958I mean, becoming a vampire doesn't automatically give you money.
>>32332955I just don't want you attributing all her faults to bring hollow. We aren't all bad, just different.
>>32332954MI would like my hypothetical gf to become a werewolf
>>32332954MVampire, no question. Werewolf lacks control and you'll eventually piss off some guy or group that will come kill you. Vampire you can just steal from the blood bank or inviting goth chicks to your crypt until you feel ready to go take in that last sunrise.
>>32332954F WOLF WOLF I WAS BORN TO HUNT AWOOOOhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mz3tnaCh5aQ
>>32332969Yeah, I'm aware. Good for you.
>>32332685He’s already taken ;_;Men, how do I just be honest about my feelings for you without seeming like an opportunistic whore? Because I swear I’m not, I just really like you.
>>32332966That wasn't me.
Any doctor ITT? My eyelids have been too droppy lately. Once in a blue moon they become normal but then become droppy again. This is severely harming my self-steem. Will I really need surgery to correct this or are there other alternatives?
>>32332975Write it in a journal and find someone who's single
>>32332975literally just say anything
Asking either gender:How do I comfy-maxx in life?
>>32332913>updateone of the girls lives 300 kms away :(
>>32332968>I mean, becoming a vampire doesn't automatically give you money.If you live forever and you don't become rich you're a literal retard.
>>32332979You have terminal ass cancer from GRIDS
>>32332977I know.
>>32332979get cum in it
JH?
>>32332974I feel like you don't believe me.
I am ugly and don’t know what to do about it, my clothes never seem to fit right and my hair looks bad no matter how i style it, my make up also looks bad because my skin is so textured and dry that any foundation just clings and makes stuff worseDo i just be ugly and proud?
>>32332950MaleDepends on contextNonsexual, love just leaning back with spread legs, relaxing being comfySexual, standing over me
>>32328489crazy updateI ended up looking her up before bed last night. She's either the cousin or younger sister of one of my closest friends in uni (he graduated two years ago, I'm still in phd jail). He's white hispanic catholic with like 7 siblings and 30 cousins so ofc I wouldn't know all of them. Is my life a movie?
Any genderIs it weird for a man to be into muscular girls?
>>32332995I'm just not interested in trying to assuage your ego while I've been traumatized by someone.
>>32332986Like I don’t want him to think I’m trying to cuck his girl so I can get into his pants. That’s not me, even if I am disappointed.
>>32333001Mdont know, but muscle girls are my weakness and im not sorry
>>32332975You aren't entitled to tell someone random things about your life that they didn't ask for.Don't get me wrong, you *can* but you don't have to and just because you feel something does not mean it has to be said.You know that he's taken. Why make it complicated?
>>32332997>ugly and proudeven just looking at ugly faces is uncomfortable
>>32333002>assuage your egoThat's not what's happening here. >>32333006Kill yourself.
>>32332913Many such cases.
>>32332999That's CRAZY bro I can't believe it
Women would you get very annoyed if your bf kept sweating when hes sleeping in your bed
>>32333009What is it you want, then?
>>32332987HammockmaxxBuy thicc wool socks instead of thin cottonKnitwearmaxx
>>32333013Is he sweating because of sex?
Whats the difference between being a dick a cunt and an asshole
>>32332975>how do I prove I'm not an opportunistic whore?Uh, build a time machine I guess? You could blame the internet or say it's just a natural part of growing up, but most men develop a certain skepticism of women, even ones we like, when it comes to their feelings about us, and there's not really a short term solution that any particular woman could do to fix it.
>>32332954MaleDepends a lot on the rules of eachI like the idea of being a werewolf because of the whole starcrossed lovers thing if I meet a vampire girl
>>32333014Understanding. Honesty. Do you think that all of us are just terrible people because we don't experience things the same way you do?
>>32332959
Women:Have you ever played an Otome game? (example: Mystic Messanger, Love & Deepspace)
>>32333013Since today is men’s rights day, no. Would you be annoyed if your gf moved you to a separate single bed next to hers during sweaty nights?
>>32333020No difference, you're all of them
>>32333024No. I know you're not. But then the burden is on me to forgive my mother because she's damaged too? Sounds unfair.
>>32332925>>32332936Call me Santa Claus This year, naughty girls get all the presents.
>>32332954F. Werewolf. I could get knotted without being judged.
>>32333021There was nothing private about it conversation, I just don't like you calling us out when there's way more stupid bullshit going on ITT
>>32332707>why do so many women hate men talking about their problems and call it trauma dumping?Women cant empathyze with men. To women, men are either invincible or invisible. They dont really care about the mental well being of men, unless its their children. I guess this is because women have a deep unwillingness or are simply incapable of self reflection and instrospection. They're incredibly materialistic. I see this with my GF all the time. I'll try prying into her head and see what shes thinking and feeling, but all of her problems are material in nature. She doenst question matters that arent related to her material situation. Its all about her job, or how her feelings affect her phisically. Shes seems like shes never thought about God, or morals, or principles, or any sort of philosophical ponderings. Its like women have a complete inability to think abstractively outside of their own circumstances, as if everything outside of what their lives simply didnt exist. I guess thats the solipsism people talk about. And before some foid or bluepilled fag comes to me, I know it isnt literally all women. I think men are able to transcend their natural inclinations, and women can do so with mens help. But it does seem pretty irrefutable to me that most women simply ignore the reality that isnt immediately part of their life. My gf says she loves me, but is that simply because im admirable? I dont think shed love me if I was her looksmatch and made the same amount of money as her.
>>32333018No its because cuddling
>>32332975Be honest with yourself and realise some of the attraction there is knowing he's taken. That is what's motivated you to make this post.Then, stop trying to portray yourself as a good person so hard. If you're actually good, you'd leave him alone, but you're planning to create turbulence in his relationship, no matter what words you use. So accept that you're a treacherous whore, life will be much easier than deluding yourself.
>>32333040Acceptable
>>32333031Oh, well in that case let me clarify that I'm not asking you to forgive her anymore. If her only "bad" trait was being hollow then maybe but she sounds like a terrible person based on your elaboration. My apologies.
>>32333032nta, but chatting with random ones on an app? No, most men hate that and for good reason. If a woman is opening with "hey" then it's a guarantee that it's going to go nowhere and she's probably bored and just looking for a dancing monkey for a few minutes.
>>32333025What is the context of this clip?
>>32333046It's alright. I do understand the stigma around people like you who have deadened emotions. It is not an easy life and you are worthy of happiness as well.
>>32332997I feel that.First, realize that you're not as ugly as you think, and even if you are, most people do not give a flying fuck.Even if some do, take the number that you think probably do and divide it by half.With that out of the way, you do what you can. Idk if I'd use the term ugly and proud, but do what you can to the best of your ability and after that give yourself some slack.Do more research about your body type and what clothes would fit it best. Get a better haircut for your facial structure, ask the stylist for recommendations.Go to a dermatologist. If that's not possible, post an edited picture on an online forum that blocks out your actual features so you don't get doxxed. You'll have to rely on other people if you can't trust your own judgement to improve your looks, and if you're poor, you make do with the internet.When you've given it your best shot, just get used to looking at yourself. This is what you've got, and it is what it is.
women, give examples of openers that have worked or would work on youI know it mostly comes down to the appearance of the guy if it works but entertain the question
Men, what happens to your penis when you're eating out a woman? Is it hard all the time even if you do it for like 20 minutes non stop?
>>32333054You seem to have some beef with me, why is that?
>>32333022So I might as well go for broke and just admit it to him in this case?
>>32333058never ate out a woman, always skipped that part
>>32333043You probably should because it is
>>32333062Yamazaki is literally me (female) how over is it?
>>32332970>I would like my hypothetical gf to become a werewolfSounds inconvenient.
>>32332964>I meant cause she might not indetfy herself as a girl and not enjoy sexI don't understand, sorry. Are you saying that you're worried she might not want to have sex just because she's nonbinary? That doesn't make sense. Being nonbinary doesn't have anything to do with whether you fuck. I've fucked a nonbinary person just fine.
>>32333063nta but you'd be surprised how many women on dating apps arent there to date but to get approval and the dopamine hit of their phones vibrating with a ''you got a match''
>>32332997It’s probably not that bad. Also your tits aren’t that uneven.
>>32333068>she gets taller than himSign me up
Happy International Men's Day, /atoga/
>>32333063>What does "wanting attention" mean on a dating app?fuck off retard
>>32333043>mansplainingWhatever daytime talk show host taught you women that word is responsible for billions in losses and probably a few deaths. It's impossible to tell a woman anything in a corporate setting without being dismissed because of your gender now.>teehee now you know how it feelsmaybe, but I feel like the clients we've lost don't chalk it up as a win against the patriarchy
>>32333038Bluepilled fag here. For me, it’s the bad spelling that makes your point moot.
>>32333070I'd only be surprised if it isn't the majority of them
>>32333074Nta autistic back and forths are the lifeblood of these threads.They pump the vital oxygen needed to sustain everyone between long winded shit posts and gear us up to be ready for the adrenaline rush of the big reveals and the secrets and the name-drops.You're doing very important work, soldier
>>32333080well there you go, its depressing
>>32333069Oh it's fine then my boomer ass don't understand those terms and I thought NB people might be asexual too since they don't identify themselves as either genres
>>32333074>Because your autistic back-and-forths really bring down the thread.I don't think that's what you're on about.
>>32332764I dont think theres even been a woman above a 4/10 who posted here. Women who post here are maladjusted losers, and pretty women cant be losers. Theres quite a few autistic gymbros, so Im confident theres been some good looking guys who post here. I think I have them beat, though.
>>32333075Anon stole my post
>>32333087>I dont think theres even been a woman above a 4/10 who posted here.On sheer looks, this is wrong, but personality wise yeah.
>>32333063>wanting attentionIt's a pretty common experience for guys to chat with women who have no intention of moving beyond chatting, but they want to enjoy the ego boost of talking with some guy who is usually trying to flatter or woo them. Regardless of whether your goal is a long term loving relationship or a quick fuck, these women are a waste of your time.
On International Men's day, let's just remind ourselves that we live under one of the most brutal matriarchies ever conceived by our hidden masters. Man's spirit is utterly broken the moment he enters the schooling system, there are potential Beethovens, Napoleons and Alexanders right now, locked up in asylums or working dead-end jobs, the potential for greatness utterly crushed by a feminised system that priorities safety and control over FREEDOM, may the bronze age spirit rise once again in our lifetime!
>>32333083I expected. I knew a girl that was on a bunch of dating apps while in a relationship, just to advertise her instagram
>>32333088CAT POSTER? HOLY SHIT ITS CATPOSTERHow's that autism comin' along ding dong?
>>32333093im glad that sort of stuff is actually bannable now
>>32333094That's not the real catposter
>>32333087Wait, people actually think the women here are prettier than the men?
>>32333098Phew, almost blew my brains out there for a second
>>32333094Same as it’s always been
>>32333097It is? But things never get better, that's impossible
>>32332801Hypocrisy and cowardice is all I hear. You want to justify continuing your pretend relatioship where you pretend everything is allright becauce you're being too chickenshit about leaving her, and youre dressign up your lack of guts as "I dont want her to feel used". If you truly want to have children, their father should have more moral fiber and guts than this.
Womenwatching the days go bythoughts?
>>32333075I love you, men <3 ^^
>>32333105Once in a lifetime
>>32333103nta>If the purpose is to have hookupsthey DO havehookups, just with a very few select dudes.
>>32333102yes, they locked down on it when girls started using the apps to advertise their onlyfans. its the one thing they actually police if you report accounts
>>32333104god shut up, theyve been together for 1 1/2 months
>>32333098It’s me Cat Poster. My code was reset in my browser but I forgot to save the password somewhere. Too lazy to go to the desktop where it is set as Cat Poster was Claimed the elder.Is it wrong if I have two trips now?
>>32333107same as it ever was
>>32333075Oh, it's men's day.I tried making a paragraph to make men feel better but I deleted it because it was all pedantic garbage.
>>32333103That kind of thing is pretty much universal to all apps, timewasting women outnumber interested women by a significant degree even for attractive guys lol.
>>32332823The high moral standards I set for myself.
Hello my precious and pure agenls of love and light :)
>>32333078>It's impossible to tell a woman anything in a corporate setting without being dismissed because of your gender nowTime to go to HR and/or get a lawyer. This only persists because men don't report or sue.
>>32333105Don't want to continue your meme song.I get more bitter and insecure every day and every day I'm more sure that there's nothing here in this world for me and I should have ended it long ago.
>>32333110>>32333104 "practice gf" topics really trigger anons here
>>32333105What kind of haiku is it?
Why is it that I look more attractive now in my late 20s than I did in my early 20s/late teens? It’s as if I had a glow up after ~25. Does anyone else know this feel?M btw
>>32332954MDepends on the drawbacks, especially if sunlight is just painful and not lethal, or if being a werewolf has any perks while human (and if the change is forced)>>32333058Sometimes it'll go soft, sometimes it stays as a chub, it depends on how long I'm going down and what position I'm in.
>>32333122damn thats crazyyou may ask yourself, "Well, how did I get here?"
>>32333115Nowhere, my mother has taken my sisters to California, Vegas, New York, and Boston many times but not me.
>>32333123She's trying her hardest to throw every male-shaming tactic she can and seeing what will stick. So pathetic and too immature for adult dating.
I’m currently in my practice gf phase, but I’m thinking it’s time to move on to a more attractive and thinner girl now that I have the confidence to talk to women now
>>32332906>They have children in hopes of feeling somethingThats everyone.
>>32333129No I ask myself "Why am I still here" Same as it ever was
>>32333127I personally like older men so I'm biased.But maybe you just lost some of your baby features and look more adult now (maybe your jaw shape changed, etc)
>>32333127men now mature much more slowly because of crashed testosterone. back in the day men would already look manly at 16
>>32333133They don't.If it's women you get called a pickme and if it's men they just insult you.Tired of this culture, so you get nothing Hope y'all do alright though. I like men and I want everyone to be alright
>>32333137
>>32333132Are you sure you're ready young padawan? Make sure you've gotten all you can from the training ground. You dont wanna screw it up with potential wifey
>>32333132Stick it in her butt first if you haven't already
>>32333139I had a babby jaw in my early 20s, but now as a 28 year old, it’s masculine and defined now. Especially when I’m clean shaven or have a goatee. Plus I’m more sure of myself these days
I should kill myself. I planned it to do it at 32, 5 years left.
>>32333150nice.>Plus I’m more sure of myself these daysI'm pretty sure once a person grows past 25 they just become more sure of themselves. Happened with me at least.This is also explaining my attraction to my husband back when he met. He was 26
How do you measure your dick size?I know there is girth and length, but even if you measure fully erect then usually they curve so the length is actually longer if you could straighten it out. I measured my bf, it's already big but from base to head it curves so I said it must actually be a bit longer.
>>32333155>Honestly no I look like complete shit now compared to my teenstwink got twink death'd
>>32333159Water displacement is the only way
>dating advice I always get is to become hyper masculine and completely change my personalityWomen, do you really not like shy, sensitive, emotional guys?
It's the 3rd time I scrape into someone else's car accidentally, and it's the 3rd time I get away with it with a hug and "nooo it's okay" because I'm short and a woman.Men, is this ok?
>>32333159>usually they curveI-It's supposed to curve??
>>32333121>Well, then it's not "wanting attention". im not the anon who said that thing about wanting attnetion, but its half and half i think.
>>32333163Sure why not. Abuse the system while you can.
>>32333163women suck at driving
Post gender.If everyone is an individual and it's unfair to lump all men together or all women together, how should questions be framed to get the most useful feedback ITT?
>>32333159distance from bottom to tip in a straight line. straightening the dick is cheating
>>32333162My husband is pretty emotional, we both cry a lot at movies. And there's certain things he's sensitive about and cries easily about (i.e. seeing good parents makes him tear up).As for shy, I'm ok with shy people, but I wouldn't like if they're purposefully avoiding me because of their shyness.Anon how you define "sensitive"? Do you mean you're more emotional or you react easily to things?
>>32333154>I should kill myself
>>32333170Ask for anecdotal experiences relevant to your question.
>>32333163Not a man but this is why I hate men and most of humanity in general
>>32333163I wouldnt let you get away with itI cherish my car more than human lives
>>32333155>Honestly no I look like complete shit now compared to my teens kekLel we’re complete opposites. I had ugly duckling syndrome and kind of a late bloomer. Man I was a pretty below average teen ngl
>>32333162>not being able to completely change your personality at will Ngmi
>>32333175Because they see you as props? Are you just angry that you can't exploit the system the same way?
>>32333168Yay>>32333169It's only when I try to park in retarded ways ;_;I'm pretty good in every other department.t least my dad said I'm a good driver.>>32333170They should be framed directed at the collective and you're supposed to take anecdotal conclusions from the people replying.
>>32333164I'm not really the dick expert but my sample size seems to curve. I can't even remember, all I see is my bf so he is my sample. It curves up when erect which is nice bc it hits the right spots.But I've heard they can curve left or right too.
>>32333163>Men, is this ok?That depends, how well will you sleep at night when your sloppy driving hurts someone? Would hitting a kid with your car make you feel bad?
>>32333075Any of you sluts want to buy me some chicken tendies on this special day?
>>32333170MAsk it how you normally would. When retards start whining about "ur durr well not all ze XXX" that acts as your filter, they are too moronic and whiny to be useful.
>>32333121I don't think there exists a corresponding male version of the "time waster" on a dating site, like I'm sure that there are guys out there who do want the flattery of having a woman try to chat them up, but I don't think it happens enough that the average woman would even recognize it if it did. Also I think the women would be shocked if they knew how often the average guy gets harassed online by people pushing their onlyfans or instagrams or whatever, AI and hiring Indians remotely made it about a million times worse, because now any girl with a hundred bucks can hire some guy in Lahore to get in dating sites and pretend to be interested in random men all day, if she doesn't just hire a chatbot services to do it. I would have hoped that "I google big boob 2 billion results" would have ended this, but evidently someone out there is bored or lonely enough to fall for it.
>>32333163black male hereI'd do it if I could. My mom puts on a good 'short cute, ditzy black woman' persona whenever the police pulled her over. It always worked out better for her than my dad. Fun fact: JH vocaroos remind me of my mom talking to the police.Don't hate the player, hate the game.
>>32333175Oh anon, it was usually other women. But the guy let me get away with it too.>>32333176I hope I don't scrape your car then->>32333185I'm pretty good with the driving part, it's the parking that fucks me up. I'm not used to the size of the car
>>32333191I tend to agree with you yeah.also I don't try to get away with it, with every time I've offered to pay for the scratches without insurance from pocket, and every time they've let me get away with it. It's not really a tactic by any means, I will pay if they let me, but still
>>32333191>JH vocaroos remind me of my mom talking to the police.>the only vocaroo of hers I remember is ''IM WHITE OK, IM FUCKING WHITE''and now im imagining a black woman screaming that at a cop
>>32333191I apologize for my white privilege. *holds up fist*
>>32333170FJust explain your situation properly using enough context or use your best judgement when asking general questions.There are questions where it's extremely interpersonal and gender might have something to do with it, but your individual stereotypes on gender are less likely to be helpful to the actual question.Those questions arguably are less suited to this thread, but they'll still pop up anyways.Then there are questions about definite things like physical characteristics and experiences that are near universal to being women such as things about women's spaces.Just accept whatever feedback you get gracefully because these differ as well.I'd argue that anecdotes aren't always very useful and can sometimes be harmful, but what the other anon said is generally the way to go.CONTEXT CONTEXT CONTEXT always be providing enough context.That and not accepting any kind of advice given because it's not what you want to hear are the main question asker problems.
>>32333196NTAHow convenient, definitely no underlying manipulation from you here.
>tfw too moronic and whiny to be useful:(
>>32333199
>>32333172>Do you mean you're more emotional or you react easily to things?I'm emotionally sensitive, not reactive though, I'm pretty good at containing it. Definitely not blow up in your face kind of sensitive, more avoiding a horror movie because the cat dies>I wouldn't like if they're purposefully avoiding me because of their shyness.Of course, that makes sense, not wanting to spend time with someone would be bad shy or not, right?>>32333178I *can* do it. But I don't want to in a relationship
>>32333203Good. So sit there and cry about it
>>32333201>definitely no underlying manipulation from you here.Oh no, there fucking is. I know people think I'm cute so I know the most likely outcome. But I will absolutely comply and pay for the damage if they let me.I'm aware that I'm taking advantage of people, but it's not like I'm not giving them a choice.
>>32333183Mine is perfectly straightWhat the fuckBros is this normal?
>>32333208Nice, you've even got the "it's the victim's fault for being gullible" psyop going strong too.
>>32333179In a way yes, but I also feel a deep sadness that this animal nature is inescapable and that its so fucking retarded.I'd feel better if it worked for me and I also hate that too.
>>32333211LMAO I know I'm not moral anon. But it's not like I don't give my "victims" the option to let me pay for the damage
>>32333212Sounds about right, hence why I feel like suicide is an inevitability for me.
Black men ittWhy does it seem like you and black women hate each other so much? At least in the US?
alright settle thiswhat direction does your dick curvemine goes left
>>32332954MIm meant to be a sexy vampire, its built in my DNA.
>>32333191>JH vocaroos remind me of my mom talking to the policeSo you're calling me motherly? I'm flattered.>>32333198I think I remember yelling "I'm white and boring!" to make fun of someone.
>>32333214Yeah yeah, the psyop is well done, good for you. Try not to reply to me anymore, yeah? It's not like you'll scrape my car and the people you get to scam throughout your life are in the position for it anyway. Demanding you try to uplift the good in the world by being honourable is dumb of me, so I won't.
>>32333205>I'm emotionally sensitive, not reactive though, I'm pretty good at containing it. Definitely not blow up in your face kind of sensitive, more avoiding a horror movie because the cat diesThis is fair. Yeah my husband is your type, and women like that.
>>32333218my dick is straight but I'm not
>>32333175Same, but it's so hard to be mean to people. I try to be the good I want to see in the world
>>32333225Women like that if the man also has excitement and danger.
Men,How do you like to tell the girl you're talking to that you want to take them out on a date?Women,How do you prefer a guy ask you if he wants to take you out on a date?
>>32333218Mine goes upwards
>>32333223>Try not to reply to me anymore, yeah?I'll make sure I'll scrape your car with my shitty parking skills
>>32333215
>>32333218It doesn't.It's ver straight.
>>32333221I think it was related to someone saying you sound whiteyou can do it again
>>32333233Okay.
>>32333230>How do you like to tell the girl you're talking to that you want to take them out on a date?"Would you go on a date with me?"
>>32333230>lust provoking image>its just feet
>>32333234
>>32333228It's really hard for me not to be mean to people. Ive realized that it takes a lot of strength to be kind.For people like me, that is.
>>32333230>How do you like to tell the girl you're talking to that you want to take them out on a date?I dont
>>32333218No curve. It's just a straight, blunt force object.
>>32333230>How do you prefer a guy ask you if he wants to take you out on a date?I'm okay with any approach as long as it's not something big and embarrassing. I like a guy to be discrete. Ideally I wanna be asked out on a date as naturally as you'd ask someone what time it is.
Could even the most sinister soul have a sympathetic origin?
>>32333248Most do besides genuine psychopaths.
Men and womenWhat are your struggles like being autistic?
Need some help from the future cat ladies. So there's this extremely disrespectful cat in my neighborhood, he's fat and orange and looks like pic related. Anyways he sits right in the middle of the road in front of my house, and obviously I want him to move because I don't want him to get hurt, and also all the cars have to go around him, and it really slows things down. So I go to pick up this cat, and he's all sunshine and rainbows at first, preening and letting me pet him and purring, but when I try to pick him up to move him out of the street he hisses at me. The trouble is my gf saw these attempts and I feel like it really undermined her image of me, she keeps joking that the cat is now the alpha of the street and how she should go ask him where we're going to dinner tonight and stuff. Anyways, how do I get this fat bastard to move? Feel like adding I obviously don't want to hurt the cat, aside from his fat ass being a traffic hazard every morning I like him.
>>32333248This >>32333249I wouldn't go out of my way to say that people are inherently good but there is this sort of latent human altruism that we all have for our in group.And it's very easy to train for bad behavior if you're all stick and no carrot.
>>32333243I suppose you probably have an easier time separating yourself from them, then? I just wish the world were a kinder place, even if the people in it are godawful
>>32333251Prone to magical thinking and maladaptive daydreaming, social anxiety, jilted speech, all the good stuff.
>>32333251I never know if what im doing is socially acceptable for the situation that im inI cant tell if people like having me aroundI can only guess if im overstaying my welcome
>>32333248As a general rule, people, even the wicked, are much more naive and simple-hearted than we supposed. And we ourselves are, too -Dostoyvesky
>>32333096That was another anon. You are dumb and bitter. >pretend I used a word that didn't trigger you.You're using a tern that was coined and used entirely by mainstream media to demonize men. Its a sad reflection of the integrity of your character you even consider the term mansplaining to not be completely ridiculous. >meaningless speculation Youre throwing the word meaningless in there even though it doesnt apply at all. Its a completely meaningless adittion which doesnt strengthen you point. I will say, it is speculation. I can only speculate based on what I see, and what I see is a great number of women entirely incapable of self refletion and introspection. The fact that you took this personally and attacked me instead of trying to somehow disprove me does make my point stronger: It bothered you because you were offended by it. >that can't be proven or disprovenAbsolutely it can. I even made concessions and exceptions in my very post. I dont believe a nun, or Mary Magdalene, for example, are solipsistic. You could make the argument that the only reason they follow Jesus is because Hes their saviour and so they benefit from being faithful to Him. But if that was the case then Jesus wouldnt have truly saved the whore, and thus hes a phony. I dont believe Jesus is a phony. This is also quite verifiable by psychology and how women generally grapple with matters like morality. Its not to say that most men are moral, but the vast majority of women have a very conformist view on morality, adopting essentically "nice girl" values, and not really bothering to go any further with it. Hence why a lot of college women vote leftist, and why a lot of married women just vote according to their husbands. Not unfalsifiable at all. >i'm sorry about the issues you're facingI dont think you are. I dont think youre capable of ever being sorry for what a man is going through.
>>32333241The sweater is cute and barely covers her butt, and she has nice bare legs, I wasn't even thinking about her feet when I picked the image
>>32333225>women like that.Really? Lots of women? Or enough that I stand a better chance of meeting a single one than winning the lottery?
>>32333258I just try to be a sociopath like Jesus, my rolemodel.I'm not memeing you.You have to separate people from their humanity and also make the choice to be kind.
>>32333163>Men, is this ok?I think it's stupid of the other person and of course I would definitely have your insurance (or you) pay the damage.It's not about this being ok or not.
>be me>go to write a question>realize the problem and delete the question from the text boxPost genderHow often do you start to write a question ITT then delete it because you figure out the answer yourself?
Is it normal to have a 29” waist as a man?
Moids,You're now remembering that The Winds of Winter remains unpublished and that A Dance With Dragons was released 4,879 days ago. How does that make you feel?
>>32333081>I would hold such respect for any womanThis is why youre an incel.
>>32333270You can't be anything like Jesus though, you lack the power to back up any sort of divine justice or wisdom or the humility to temper your delusions of grandure
>>32333230>How do you like to tell the girl you're talking to that you want to take them out on a date?"I want to take you on a date/Would you like to go on a date with me?"
>>32333274FI often think that I'll just get meme responses or people shitting on my situation to feel better, so I usually don't post my questions here at all.Not worth the effort
>>32333236I actually did tell some anon I'd do a voca making fun of his shitpost spam.>>32333265>implying I'm not subtle enough to get away with it
>>32333251obsessive compulsive trains of thought.
>>32333276I stopped caring, nothing that fat fuck writes up would live up to the fan theories anyways
>>32333266Sure...>>32333265One of the girls I was with told me she would regularly do this
>>32333270Elaborate? I have not read any religious texts but I didn't think Jesus was a sociopath>You have to separate people from their humanity and also make the choice to be kind.What does that look like?
Girls, would you date a guy who is aware that he becomes addicted to things very easily, and so he avoids alcohol entirely?
>>32333275I’m 6’5 and normally wear a 32. My *bigger boned* friends joke that I’m actually a 30. To answer your question, I dunno.
>>32333283DO IT
>>32333279True.But I can try. I don't believe in justice, I'm not religious, and I don't see myself as some big figure. So I guess I can never be him.
>>32333292MI have this problem so I divy it up between mushrooms and alchohol
women would you be fine with a guy who cant or at least doesnt want to look at himself in the mirror?
>>32333274MaleNever, I do that with horny questions but feel too much shame to ask themWomen said they like the lewd questions though so I keep pushing myself
GUYS I GOT A MYTHIC TRACK MARK OF KHARDOS IN MY VAULTHOLY FUCK WE'RE SO BACK BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS
>>32333303I dont know what this means but I'm happy for you, congrats
>>32333294I also wear a 32 with belts, though only because I have an ass. 6’2” here
>>32333276I a little wistful and sad and amused at the same time. My favorite part was when GRRM said he couldn't finish it because he was too sad about Trump, which turned the whole thing from frustrating to just laughable.
>>32333230MIf I'm going to date someone, we'll have been friends first. So a simple "Hey, do you want to go to PLACE for MEAL?" Historically I've been more overt with a direct "Would you like to be my gf?" but nowadays I'd probably frame it differently and broach the topic while we eat.>>32333251Mostly just loneliness. Talking to people is fun! But it's not the same as talking to someone that really gets me.>>32333303Congratulations Anon
>>32333092Feminism is all about destroying individuality if the favor of the collectively. Dragging everyone down to the level of women, even "exceptional" women. Everything exceptional gets crushed by common people. With jealously, and ignorance, and all their common evils.
>>32333276Had to look it up, I'm more of a Witcher fan so I don't much care
>>32333297Then why is Jesus your role model?
>>32333292No. Not worth the risk
>>32333309>GRRM said he couldn't finish it because he was too sad about TrumpDid he really?Kek
State GenderFavorite Newgrounds flash game or animation?
>>32333282Please post them, I'm always nice when I respond
>>32333274MPretty often. I probably erase half of my posts before posting them.I do it irl too, I'll walk over to the lab and talk to my labmate about the problem I'm trying to solve and often just articulating it will put me on the right track to a solution without any input from her.
>>32333274FI write an answer but then the countdown thing starts and I usually forget and then it’s hours later.
>>32333314Pretentious projection and it helps me not wanna kill myself
>>32333296Women don't have deep thoughts. Women do not even exist when unobserved by a man.
If a woman abuses a man (her boyfriend) but he is free to leave at any point, how bad of a person is she? He's an adult, intelligent, attractive, doesn't depend on her. If she insults him and kicks him and calls him her slave and ignores him for days but he is still there, is she a truly bad person?The man could always walk away, she won't stop him.
I'm a man and I want sex so bad im considering literally just doing absolutely retarded stuff in order to get it.Like I'm legitimately thinking about buying plane tickets to Russia or Ukraine or something to go find a prostitute. Even if she's fucking gross and has herpes or something. I genuinely don't feel like a person. It feels so fucking stupid. I'm on dating apps and I just can't get anyone interested. I'm gross and retarded.I understand why women don't want to have sex with me in the same way I would never fuck super fat or ugly chicks. I don't think there's any good solution, I'm not blaming anyone.I just wish prostitution was legal so I could just pay some college student like $250 to suck my dick. I don't understand why it's illegal. It doesn't feel right.
>>32333318F. Some old porn one, I don't even remember it but I played it so many times.
>>32333230I'm usually very direct, not beating around the bush.Ain't nobody got time for that.>>32333274Never happened.I can still check if somebody else has a different opinion.>>32333321What lab?
>>32333318MaleI didn't know about Newgrounds back in the day but I think I saw a series of animations called There She IsIt was really cute
Is it bad that I look at fat women with disgust?
>>32333312Correct. It is about reducing humanity into a steaming ratpile, so the weak and the losers are satisfied with their mediocrity, they hate "space", they hate "difference", they want us to live like wuhan meat market.
>>32333312>exceptional womenI remember some university class I was in asked everyone to list exceptional women in history and the guys mostly said people like Joan of Arc or Queen Victoria, with a few Sacajaweas in there, the women were just kind of all over the place with random celebrities, authors, athletes, etc, basically nobody who would actually be in a history book. I forget what point the professor was trying to prove, it was a women's studies course I had to take as a graduation requirement.
>>32333332Probably natural
>>32333327>The man could always walk away, she won't stop him.I could deal with everything else except the emotional neglectThat's evil
>>32333327It's bad but it's not VERY bad..
>>32333318Either the shitposting NGE dating sim or the shitposting Love Hina dating sim.My gender should be clear.But feel free to guess my age.
>>32333318MMegaman Polarity, My Dad n Me and A Koopa’s Revenge
>be me in a 6 year relationship>it's going well>meet someone also in a 6 year relation>it's going good for them too>start talking more and realizing we both have a lot in common and share very similar mindsets, goals and struggles both in life and the relationships we're currently in>realizes the things we were missing were in each other> opposites in ways that are important to us>realizes that our relationships are missing those key factors and we were both just ignoring them the whole time>now in this weird spot where we don't know if it's better to work on our own relationships and live with the fact that we could've possibly lived a happier life with each other or figure out how to make this workHelp
>>32333339Emotional neglect would be what exactly? The times of ignoring?
>>32333347You already emotionally cheated. Tell your partner and break up, they deserve better.
>>32333344I pray all the foids of atoga receive the biggest blessing possible: rebirth as a Man.
>>32333328>plane tickets to Russia or UkraineGenuinely the most retarded place to look for a hooker right now.Go ahead, maybe you get shot down.
>>32333349Ignoring and not caring if he leavesIf a woman abuses me and loves me and manipulates me into staying that's fine, I'm in loveNeglect is suicide fuel
>>32333327both
>>32333318MInteractive Buddy and Eddsworld respectively
>Page 2Who remember SweetNLow
>sit in chair>always idly fidget>like to bounce my legs>shaking my foot back and forth>thigh jiggle fucking rotates around the bone and muscle>become physically nauseous and stopand men LIKE this??? fuck dude
>>32333333
>>32333327Being able to leave doesn't make it not bad; the only difference is that there's no air of kidnapping. She's still a truly bad person. It's like asking if it'll hurt you more if I cut off all of your thumb or if I leave a flap of skin attached, even if there is a difference in degree, it's still already unacceptable.
>be 160cm tall man>never gonna get any taller than this>most women mog me in heightWhat do?
>>32333362Yeah I remember when she fucked her dad
>>32333327It's pretty much the same as abusing a woman, they all have the power to just walk away at any time too, doesn't make you less of a piece of shit for doing it.
>>32333367Accept your fate.
>>32333364wrong we LOVE it
>>32333367Fall in love with a tall woman and live my dream
Who remembers jh
>>32333362I remember she was pretending to be nice here, but on other boards she was a major cunt
>>32333366Why is it unacceptable if the man insists on staying regardless? If you say "I'm sadistic and selfish, accept it or get out of here" and the person still wants to sit next to you forever then why is the person who is honest to their nature bad?
>>32333379My cock remembers her puckered butthole.
>>32333379I remember she was really sweetWhat ever happened to her?
>>32333379Who?
>>32333382Because being sadistic and selfish are bad, find God and quit being an edgelord online
>>32333369Wholesome family bonding.
>>32333380What did she post on other boards?
>>32333382I'm so jealous of your man
I miss Satou.
>>32333395I'm sure he misses that 11 year old he was jacking off to
>>32333387>Because being sadistic and selfish are badHow is it bad if God does the same? If God crafted every human with his hands and gave us our traits and desires then how is it bad exactly? God is pure selfishness, he does literally whatever he wants regardless if you like it or not. He also is sadistic because he seems to enjoy the pain of innocent beings even if they wish for freedom.I don't think mentioning God is an argument against any of this.
>>32333396They like that, though.
>sideshow marketing email>oh hey there's an imperial probe droid I might be in for one of those *click*>$890
Women with tats are disgusting and more likely to be mentally ill. Same with those who have non naturally colored hair
>>32333383Liar. Most of the posted pics were either with stuff in there or it gaping.
>>32333399Man, God is so based
>>32333247>Ideally I wanna be asked out on a date as naturally as you'd ask someone what time it is.I felt like this the last time I asked a girl "do you have a boyfriend?" and she said yes, and it was a simple, nonchalant flowstate instead of the usual awkward pause. I said "oh, ok" and then she asked me back if I had a gf, I said no and then we had a conversation about relationships and the dating scene in our area. I realized at that moment that it takes two people to make that conversation "feel natural" and not be weird in the slightest. I really liked it and came out of the conversation satisfied even if I didn't find myself a date.>>32333330>What lab?I'm in a grad school radiation detection research lab so sometimes it's programming, sometimes it's getting equipment to work right.>>32333290thighs > legs > feet This is irrefutable fact. I'll still play with a girl's toes but I'm never putting them in my mouth. Feet are part of the whole package, so I do admire cute feet, but I wouldn't say I fetishize them.
state genderdo you have internal monologue?which pic related number are you?
>>32333399Ebin, *tips fedora*
Who wouldn't be the same if they were God? Watching people have a good time is boring.Life is like his own personal rekt thread brainrot
>>32333408MYes1Ie i’m not an npc
>>32333392>I'm so jealous of your manExplain why. I want to understand your brain.
>>32333395I forgot about him. His arc with MGK was pure kino.
>>32333408MYes1 to 5, depends on what I need to do. Sometimes I don't even bother with images, I go straight to words.
>>32333407>What lab?>I'm in a grad school radiation detection research lab so sometimes it's programming, sometimes it's getting equipment to work rightAnd we were supposed to know this how exactly...?
>>32333417Rundown? I've missed all this lore
>>32333408No one literally sees an apple when they close their eyes.
>>32333408f, i can either imagine a level 5 flat image or simulate a level 2 3D environment in which i can test and predict physics and momentum accurately. i do not have any words in my mind whatsoever.
>>32333407First off, wrong. Secondly, coward. Third, you're lying to yourself.
>>32333405No, it's perfectly ingrained how I shove it in, unprotected.
>>32333408MI can do an entire orchard :/
>>323334081/2. Also this picture is misleading because you’ll remember whatever image of the apple that you want it to be.
>>32333411>stop being an edgelord and find God>God is the ultimate edgelordNext time maybe question your logic before you talk.I'm not against the concept of being kind to people and doing better in itself but bringing God into this who is the most selfish being in the universe and designed pain into everything isn't logically consistent.
>>32333408FYes I'm a 1 The inside of my mind is another world
Hoping to finally find my long lost husband at a four-year college.
>>32333274M Rarely. I try to post subjective or advice questions. Often it's admittedly an excuse for me to vent by posting my own response anyway
>>32333408MIm a 5, I refuse to believe that 1's exist.>>32333423cute retard
White and mexican women ittWhy do you all age so poorly?
>>32333382MIt's 4chan, so I don't have to sugarcoat my opinions on victims of abuse, largely I'm critical if not outright mocking to them, but I don't really have anything nice to say about the abusers either. I think that the women, or in your case men, who stay and put up with that treatment have a bunch of self esteem issues and are grating to deal with.Oh, you have sadistic tendencies, it's just who I am, boohoo. Either dissociate your bad voice like an adult or get into BDSM, if you're hurting people who care about you then you're not someone who's useful to the rest of us in any context, who could rely on someone like that in any position of power or authority?
Femanons when was the last time you had sex?When was the last time you masturbated?When was the last time you had an orgasm?How and why?
>>32333429Can I skullfuck you? :(
>>32333434I'm aging well but I'm not stressed and I don't drink, smoke or do drugs Skill issue
>>32333434Ask jh
>>32333421Satō fell in love with Birdie while she was still e-dating MKG. Lots of internet posturing and frivolous drama ensued.
Meta discussions are sooo stupid. >is a namefag
>>32333433>>32333422NPCs coping
>>32333435Is someone ever a VICTIM of abuse if it is their decision? I'm not talking about children, the mentally ill or people who are forced due to economic circumstances or danger. I mean adult people with money, no mental illness and intelligence.
>>32333440Before or after death? These are important questions
>>32333408Myes1
>>32333434WFI don’t moisturize enough. I don’t have issues with wrinkles (yet) but for whatever reason I still have issues with acne. I wash my face and have good enough personal hygiene. I just never stopped breaking out since high school.
>>32333434>white womenthey age fine if they don't do anything stupid and stay out of the sun>Mexican womenpoor lifestyle choicesIf you're Asian these are okay criticisms, if you're black then of course you don't have to worry about aging your life expectancy is like 30 years less than white women's
>>32333446Kek didn't he try to give her a free trip to Japan
>>32333446>Satō fell in love with Birdie while she was still e-dating MKG.Actually batshit crazy that people fell in love with a woman who flew out to get her virginity taken and being recorded by a married man and proud pedophile, outspoken wifebeater and abuser (Cr*c) like how does a guy end up thinking yeah man I want this girl.
>>32333448No fun 3:
>>32333454Before, I wanna explore your beautiful inside world, rearranging with my cock and have you tell me how it felt.
>>32333449I know u_u
>>32333382>>32333327this just proves that there is also a % of men who want to get abusedjust like women with bad guys
>>32333420I don't see how it was required understanding of what I do to the concept of "I articulate my problems at work to my coworker and often come up with a solution just by talking about them." I thought you were just asking me for the sake of elaboration.>>32333424First, no I definitely like thighs the most of the three. Second, that just doesn't seem fun. Third, I have a midriff fetish, so I know for a fact that I don't have a foot fetish because feet don't excite me like that. I just don't find feet disgusting either. It's not all black-and-white either you hate feet or you love them.
>>32333460Crazy pussy be grippy as hell tho lil bro
>>32333408I can see, cook, eat, taste smell feel the apple in a fantasy kitchen on a fantasy moon with half of earth's gravity while my hands are soft from swimming with one contact in and I've been sipping a red bull
>>32333460A dunk is a dunk.
Women, how can I find a gf that wants to blow me (or give handjobs)?I've dated women, but I always end up going down far more than they do. I'm fairly sure it's not my hygiene. It could be that I'm not sexually desirable (while still being acceptable to date), but I don't know if that's actually a thing. I'd wager that that's it, since I often had to initiate sex in the first place, so answers to "How do I find a girlfriend that actually finds me attractive?" would also be accepted.
>>32333460Bpd rizz
>>32333466Oh yeah definitely. Men are no exception.
Men are too horny today what's going on
Has anyone itt broken up with their gf/bf because they got too fat?
>two of my female friends absolutely HATE this woman we work with>constantly calling her names behind her back, making fun of her, saying "ew" or "yuck" when she sends us messages >they have no idea that my attraction to this woman was so strong that it made me straight againTis awkward, no?
>>32333296>again, sorry it affected you this deeply.Do you actually think I'm bothered by it, or being passive agressive is too ingrained with you? >those psych studies are interesting, but hardly "irrefutable"Studies arent irrefutable at all. Whats irrefutable is reality. There is evolutionary, psychological, biological evidences for what Im proposing. If youre the weaker sex then its on the other sex to provide and protect you. Theres no incentive for women to consider mens feelings beyond which they affect (or effect?) them. And women HAVE to be materialistic, becuase its on them to raise children. Nature needs women to avoid phisical pain at all times, while it needs men to be willing to endure pain. This means men are natually going to be more spritual as a result, because they have to be willing to risk their own lives. Women are weaker in both mind and body, because nature compels them to survive at all costs, thus theyre more materialistic.If theres a spot where my logic is faulty, then just point it out. I didnt conjure this all by myself, this is simply the result of logical deductions and also reading what other men have theorized on this matter. One thing that should be a huge indicator of whos the more empathic sex should just be the quantity of material which men read to understand women, versus the amount of material women read to understand men. Can you claim theres an equal amount of effort from both sexes to understand each other, because to me it seems that men are very interested in understanding women, but women dont care about understanding men.
>>32333416Something got unbelievably twisted inside me at some point. I'm deeply masochistic and not so much in a horny way, but I see it as an expression of love and affection. There's something so romantic to me about the person most likely to cause me harm to be the same person I want to hug the most. If you're still there with me after abusing me then surely you can't hate me, surely you're expressing your affection and enjoying yourself at my expenseThere's also an element of self hatred obviously, being replaced with my love for you
>>32333453Victims of abuse tend to be like addicts, their ideal scenario is that they get to keep staying with their abusive bf/husband while everyone else coddles and accommodates it. There's definitely something pitiable about it, but if they recognize the problem and refuse to get better then yeah they've made a choice, it doesn't absolve the abuser one bit, but it does mean I'm going to stop caring.
>>32333486>they have no idea that my attraction to this woman was so strong that it made me straight again?
>>32333387Cope. God loves the strong. Look at nature, God made predators beautiful, majestic, noble and intelligent, while prey are dumb and pitiful. The whole universe is a foodchain, lower lifeforms get consumed by higher lifeform, beauty and complexity thrives and strength is the foundation of it all.
>>32333325This anon fucks.
Moids and foids ITT want one thing and it's fucking beautiful
>>32332685Both genders,How far is too far in bdsm for you?(Saw guy in a dog cage get his balls smacked with a paddle after being forced to eat his own cum)I tend to draw the line at blood and extreme humiliation
>>32333508MalePositions reversed but otherwise accurate
>>32333509FLiterally nothing. Ideal scenario is that I die.
>>32333508I don't want a 30 y.o. gf though
>>32333318Mhttps://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/285267it will NEVER be topped
>>32333483Sorry we're on male ovulation week
>>32333509MaleI'm a sub and only interested in it between myself and my hypothetical gfBut as long as it's only the two of us I will do anything, nothing is too far
Qrd of most important atoga lore? I need to catch up this shit sounds crazy
>>32333484No but don't let that stop you from getting what you want
>>32333508What a beautiful Mormon couple
>>32333509Anything beyond some rough sex, spanking and MAYBE choking is lame and gay. BDSM is for nerds who are too scared to accept the vulnerability of sex so they put in these arbitrary layers and "stops" to mediate sex into something that becomes a parody of itself. Is there anything more lame than>hey lets fuck!>okay babe first lets spend 20 mins tying me up and remember my safe word!
>>32333508>tfw looking at this causes my chest to feel empty and my eyes to feel fullI don't like this, I'm going to scroll down now.
>>32333509MI suppose anything that's not going to feel better by the next day?
>>32333508to be blonde haired, blue eyed whites?
>>32333508It was like this with my ex. Gonna kms
>>32333438Had sex last weekend. Masturbated today. Orgasmed last weekend from getting fingered and talked dirty to.
>>32333522Namefags be fuckin
>>32333520>I'm a subkys
>>32333327>s she a truly bad person?Yeah. Shes doing evil things. Just because her victim is too deluded or chickenshit to do anything about it, that doesnt mean she has no blame for the things she does. What a retarded question. Evil isnt relative. Even if a person told you straight up to torture them horribly and eat them, you're still an evil motherfucker if you do it.
>>32333537No I'm saving that for the sadistic femanon ITT
>>32333536Damn bro das craysy
>>32333492>I'm deeply masochistic and not so much in a horny way, but I see it as an expression of love and affection. There's something so romantic to me about the person most likely to cause me harm to be the same person I want to hug the most. If you're still there with me after abusing me then surely you can't hate me, surely you're expressing your affection and enjoying yourself at my expense.I love that. Just reading it makes me feel a little giddy inside. It shouldn't be encouraged but it's the truth.>>32333499I agree with that. I don't want to romanticize my bad traits too much and I don't like extreme cruelty and all this suffering but... I question my own urges, my own being and I look at nature. The only conclusion I can have is that God is either cruel or indifferent, that he revels in the good AND the bad.
>>32333483its day 19 of nnn
>>32333337Women are exceptional at blackpilling men about them kek.
>>32333509f. i choose not to get too deep into it, because i don't think i have a lower limit.
>>32333538But how is an adult man who has options in life too deluded to walk away? You are acting like he is a toddler who can't control his own decisions.>Even if a person told you straight up to torture them horribly and eat them, you're still an evil motherfucker if you do it.Why? Is carrying out the will of people evil? I do agree that you would have to be really fucked up to torture a person in the first place and to enjoy that but if we are being logical about it. What is evil exactly in that scenario?
>>32333508Every single time I think my window’s open I find out he’s already dating someone else. It’s not fair. It’s not fair. It’s not fair. It’s not fair. IT IS NOT FUCKING FAIR.
>>32333492You dont know what love is. Your idea of love is pathological. You're sort of directionally correct but land on false conclusions. You are not ready to accept the vulnerability of love and substitute it with abuse
>>32333561Nta but as a former abuse addict this is pretty spot on
Why is it so hard to find porn where the woman is or plays a crazy BPD demon?I've found some ASMR, but never any normal or amateur porn. Or by the time they start fucking, the woman just resorts to moaning. I want her to keep saying crazy shit and wanting to get fucked into submission. Kind of like a less cringe Sasha Grey, but more intense.Even better would be if she was petite and frail looking.
>>32333558I can relate. I had like a 3-year-streak of nonstop falling for girls with boyfriends. Shit was rough but you can't give up!
>>32333522Here's the lore: All the femanons are my wives and all the anons are my husbands, and they all live exclusively to enable my hornyposting and make me happy.
>>32333483If you're asking this because of my question >>32333477 I'm not particularly horny, I just recently realized that this was a recurring theme in my past relationships and I don't like it
>>32333550I'm trying to remember what exactly the point of it was, I think that she was trying to show that men and women have different standards for success, but I'm sure that if we asked the women over in the history department if Taylor Swift was as important as Queen Victoria they'd take my side.
>>32333545>I love that. Just reading it makes me feel a little giddy inside. It shouldn't be encouraged but it's the truth.Where can I find someone like you? Can I find you? Just the idea has my heart soaring>>32333561Well it probably helps that I've never actually been in love beforeI'm sure that has something to do with it
>>32333568Boring.
>>32333522I wonder if that anon who said he wanted a qt3.14 red head gf with a computer science degree ever got one
>>32333570Bro nobody cares about you.
>>32333569Yes, she's great but she's crazy. And I say that as someone who's also crazy.
>>32333538>Even if a person told you straight up to torture them horribly and eat them, you're still an evil motherfucker if you do it.I would view that as kindness
>>32333558>>32333567I knew a girl for four years, she had as many boyfriends in that timeShe was single for maybe 2 full hours in that time
>>32333576Ha, no. Waiting for robots to replace women or I'm just gonna rope
>>32333574Reality often is.
>>32333545Waow so mysterious and edgy, you definitely aren’t a horribly broken person in the inside.
>>32333584Just rope
Why do women give such terrible dating advice?
>>32333522I had sex with Rulebreaker
>>32333587I'm not broken. I haven't really experienced abuse or anything of the sort. Can you actually debate the topic with me or is your toddler brain only able to say "LE EDGY EDGY EDGY"?
>>32333586Reality is fine and I like it but you're gay and boring
>>32333583Yeah but it ultimately comes down to the fact that:being single > taken, but in a shitty relationshipI have limited relationship experience because I just stop as soon as I don't see myself in a longterm relationship with a girl and I'm not looking for hookups or flings
I understand we're in incel shithole hours; when do the subhumans go to sleep and the actual questions come back?
>>32333589Just tried. Neck 's too strong. Broke the rope.>:dabs:So I bought a gun
>>32333596Sure, you probably have some form of psychopathy then, if you feel a natural proclivity to sadism that hasn’t been made by trauma.
>>32333598It's just crazy to me that some people can relationship hop like that, the emotional ties must be damn near nonexistent
>>32333565Give it 2 more years, then you'll be able to just prompt an AI to do it for you
>>32333599I can copy paste reddit again like I did last night.I had the whole thread engaged with posts from trans and submale subreddits.I'm not sure you want that consciously, but it's what atoga craves.
>>32333590So by the time a guy hits adulthood he's probably spent hundreds of hours trying to size up the female psyche and determining what's going on in the heads of girls he's trying to date, he's probably read testimonials, asked women he trusts, basically my point is that most guys spend a lot of time on this topic.Most women don't, as clueless as most of the women here can be they're probably in the top 5% or so of women in terms of how much thought they've given men's experiences.
>>32333494>be attracted to men>meet woman>become dangerously obsessed with her >beat my dick senseless >become attracted to other women as well
>>32333603Maybe? But I don't force it on people. No one HAS to be around me and I'm honest about my desires. I don't lie, I don't deceive and I don't cheat. And it doesn't change anything I said about God and the nature of this planet though.
>>32333564Yep, most "sexual perversions" are abortive attempts at love and surrender, most think surrender means giving yourself based on an idea of surrender learned as a child observing parent as absolute authority>>32333572>Well it probably helps that I've never actually been in love beforeYeah you do sound like someone whose only conception of relationship is listening to some sicko on discord while u rub yourself
>>32333606I've fapped to ai text before.It's a bit unfortunate the AI is very uncreative.
Men, would you hit your gf in the tummy during sex if she asked for it? Like, is there ANY context you could possibly see yourself being willing to partake in that sort of desire of hers in any way?
>>32333609I think you're just bisexual, man.
Call it.
>>32333604since when does monkeybranching mean you can't form emotional ties? moralfag
>>32333611>Yeah you do sound like someone whose only conception of relationship is listening to some sicko on discord while u rub yourselfHaven't done that either. Never done anything with anybodySadistFemanon really just brought my fantasies from background to foreground
>>32333619Slaps or pushing down, like a deep massage and putting pressure on her uterus, yes.But actually hitting? No, that would emotionally damage me.
>>32333613A friend introduced me to her after I told her I was open to dating women.
>>32333557>But how is an adult man who has options in life too deluded to walk away?You'd have to ask him. I cant relate. >You are acting like he is a toddler who can't control his own decisions.People arent perfect. People make mistakes. I dont what what damage someone needs to have to put up with abuse, but I know a person shouldnt be abused ever. Its a matter of principle, which you apparently dont have and cant grasp. >Why? Is carrying out the will of people evil?Because you're destroying them. Its no different from handing the car keys to a child, or selling meth. >logical about it. What is evil exactly in that scenario?Principles are a matter of logic. They're not relative and they apply everytime, or they dont apply at all. Cruelty is evil, regardless of the feelings of both perpetrator and victim. Nature is already ruthless, but cruelty is a step beyond even the ruthlessness of nature.
>>32333619I'm not even that big of a fan of choking outside of just gripping her neck, so no. Punching her stomach is too far for me.
>>32333619No.I'd dump you instantly. Literally just walk out of the bedroom and ultraghost. Maybe move out of the fucking country.
>>32333627>like a deep massage and putting pressure on her uterusThat could work, assuming it was forceful. Does that really make a difference when the pain and bruising are equal, though?
>>32333582Becuase you're immature.Also, you really woundnt. Youre just immaturely trying to counter me.
>>32333621They just won’t admit that California doesn’t want the minimum wage increased to $18 an hour.
>>32333620>you're just bisexualI refuse. Being bisexual is degenerate.
>>32333623I am a moralfag, correct. And honestly it just seemed parasitic the way I saw her leap from one relationship to the next. There was definitely emotional cheating going on, and one time she even confirmed sexual cheating but she already broke up with him in her mind so it didn't countHer words btw
>>32333610I don’t really care about your edge “intro to Gnosticism 101” take on God, to be honest. It just reads as a cope because it’s not inherently good to be the way you are but you also feel like you can’t change. >I don’t force it on peopleSure, that’s something that you don’t hard force it, but it’s soft forced. And no, I’m not overtly condemning you, you exist for a reason and people will seek it out. I judge you as another person, to me, your form of exerting control on your life is to hurt others. But as a Christlike being, no, you are valid in how you are.
>>32333637Hold still, please.
>>32333582>>32333636I volunteer to let her torture and eat me so she can prove the point
>>32333635>when the pain and bruising>are equal, though?I don't think they would be.And yes it's different if I have to hit you! lmaoBut I would tightly wrap my hands around your waist to keep you in place while I rail you hard, how's that?
>>32333635do you punch yourself while you masturbate lmao
>>32333620Women would you prefer to use that on yourself, or have a guy use it on you? He holds you gently on place with one arm while he finds the angle that gets the biggest reaction out of you with the other, all you see is his shoulders and back
>>32333645Why what are you about to
>>32333608Hundreds of hours is probably a stretch, but still infinitely more than what a women will spend in their lifetimes.
>>32333545>I agree with that. I don't want to romanticize my bad traits too much and I don't like extreme cruelty and all this suffering but... I question my own urges, my own being and I look at nature. The only conclusion I can have is that God is either cruel or indifferent, that he revels in the good AND the bad.Personally I make a distinction between God and Nature, it is Nature that has made the world into one massive foodchain, but in the grand scheme of human development we are babies, still stuck in primitive ways. I do believe in the future we will go beyond such primal thinking as we raise our consciousness. God loves the strong because the strong are active participants in his creation, they make things happen, at the same time i believe in spiritual law that can be broken. There is a common adage that God is Love, that Love is the binding force of creation and imminent in everything. I dont see this, i see fire in everything, a sort of madness that underlies all things. "Real life" is like a dream sequence, dreams may not all be scary but there is a nightmarish devastating quality to them. God may just be the blind schizophrenic that the Gnostics describe him as, or perhaps as one raises themselves spiritually you see more of the "Love".Better to be strong than weak. Best to use strength as a force of good, These days evil appears as Good, look at Leftism today for example, so maybe Good is just assisting God in giving birth to higher life by helping destroy the Lower. The greeks and the vikings believed the highest level of heaven is available only to Heroes. Anyway sorry for the slightly schizo dump
>>32333650>he doesn't put in a mouthguard and start punching himself in the head while jerking offSkill issue, try it sometime. Makes it feel more realistic
>>32333650lol
>>32333640It's not Gnosticism. If you believe in God and acknowledge he is omnipotent there is zero excuse for the nature of evil. If God is omnipotent he is not bound by logic so evil wouldn't be needed for free will. This means God desires and wants evil to exist.>>32333630>Because you're destroying them. Its no different from handing the car keys to a child, or selling meth.Why is this bad if the person wants to be destroyed? Do you believe in a soul? Do you approve of assisted death?
>>32333509M,Limits are that it’s exclusive between us two, no blood or shit, consensual, and not consistently abusive. That being said I’m not a fan of stuff involving my butt or my balls being hit
>>32333619>>32333627I agree that slapping is probably as much as I could do. I don't think I could bring myself to punch a woman in the stomach
>>32333654Why make a distinction between God and Nature if nature was designed by God?> God may just be the blind schizophrenic that the Gnostics describe him askek
>>32333509Is that the one where he’s wearing a funnel and she empties a condom into it?
>>32333657>If you believe in God and acknowledge he is omnipotent there is zero excuse for the nature of evil.Waow, spoken like a sweet teenager who didn’t like that daddy made her go to church when she wanted to smoke epic weeeeed. Have you ever read anything theological in your life or is this all vibes? Read the Treatise on the Left Emanation.
>>32333619Yes, but I'm not a normal guy, I'm just answering for myself.
>>32333648I think that'd be a fair compromise.>>32333650No. Just push a massager into my lower stomach as hard as I can while I mastubate.
>>32333666>666Yeah, see?Anyway explain to me how the existence of evil is justified if God is omnipotent and not bound by logic. God can create free will without the need for baby rape and murder, yet he decided to include it regardless. How is a being that does this not evil or indifferent? You have 0 arguments.
>>32333515Oh I like you
>>32333663 When I see a lion mauling a buffalo and chomping on it while its still alive, i dont see God, I see nature's cruelty during stress of survival
>>32333669Are there any other ways you want to be "mistreated"?Would you also return the favor and scratch open my back with your nails, if I treated you extra rough?
>>32333652(:<
>>32333672If God is real and omnipotent then nothing happens without his design and approval.
>>32333619Yeah if she asked for it, I might need to psyche myself up or take a second to make sure I heard her right though
>>32333607goddamn do I have to start googling the text of every long post asking for advice now
>>32333660No. I probs should've led with F.
>>32333670Okay.>how the existence of evil is justified if God is omnipotent and not bound by logic. If it’s unbound by logic then you can’t possibly understand it, it’s called the Divine Paradox and if you fixate on it, you’re basically a midwit, but I can tell you that for good to exist, evil does as well because everything exists on an axis that requires two opposite points. Do you realize that the Apple of Eden wasn’t free will, it was knowledge of good and evil? The ignorant can be free and still enact things unconsciously. >God can create free will without the need for baby rape and murderThe God that your human mind has conjured is not what God/All is. All is All.>How is a being that does this not evil or indifferent?“The road to hell is paved with good intentions.”
>>32333673>Are there any other ways you want to be "mistreated"?Being tossed around and generally treated roughly would be hot.And I'd gladly do some scratching.
>>32333676When getting into the mind of God, i dont believe hard logic functions so clearly, stable paradoxes exist, you either feel it in your bones or not. I find this "muh logic" monotheism boring and tedious.
>>32333657>Why is this bad if the person wants to be destroyed?Because destroying a life is evil, inherently. >Do you believe in a soul?Yes, but thats not the reason. Even when I was a militant atheist, I would have given you the same answer. Principles dont change. >Do you approve of assisted death?Not in a non terminal scenario. If there are possibilities of saving a person, that is preferrable to not saving it. If a person doesnt want to go throught treatment and instead wants to die, they alone should bear the responsability of their lives, not others.
>>32333667>>32333678How would you want her to communicate her desire to try it in the relationship? Or would you end up asking to do it to her first?
>>32333619I’d hit her until she said uncle.
>>32333619I don't think I could hit my partner even if she wanted me to, no. Slapping is about the furthest I'd be willing to try.
>>32333681>it’s called the Divine Paradox and if you fixate on it, you’re basically a midwit,God is not bound or restricted by a paradox if he's omnipotent.>but I can tell you that for good to exist, evil does as well because everything exists on an axis You're a low IQ retard if you think something "HAS" to exist.If God is omnipotent --- please look up the definition of omnipotence, it means ANYTHING is possible ---- then he decides the rules. He can decide that evil doesn't have to exist and it would make perfect sense and it would be free will. If God can't decide that, he is not omnipotent and he's a slave to logic/paradox or whatever you want to come up with.
>>32333679Yes.But your takeaway should be that this thread is I distinguishable from reddit and the fact that my larps are believable is pathetic
>>32333684I hope you got some sexy nails on, becsude you need to mark me.What if my cock wanted to violate your asshole? Or is that off limits? I could put my whole body pressuring on you if you were prone just with your ass up.
>>32333690>Because destroying a life is evil, inherently.So God is evil? Because he does it non-stop since the dawn of time.God loves killing babies, parasites, death, starvation, disease.
>>32333701All that sounds fine, but this feels like it's straying pretty far from my original question.
>>32333653Maybe my perception is skewed from doing some work in family law and also helping with the "marriage counseling" my old church used to do, but as I've gotten older it amazes me how few married women have any idea about how their husband feels about them at all, then you start talking to them and it's like>well he doesn't spend his free time with me>we haven't had sex in 18 months>No, I don't remember what we did for his birthdayThere are some clueless idiot men out there but there isn't a pandemic of them viewing the women in their lives as a blank slate the way there seems to be for the reverse. Half the time the husband has been checked out for months or years while the wives think everything is great.
>>32333698Yeah, you honestly just sound extremely uneducated and also very emotional. I’m out, good luck with the other anons.
>>32333692>How would you want her to communicate her desire to try it in the relationship?Preferably before we are in the middle of sexy time.>would you end up asking to do it to her first?Yes. I will start at low power and gradually increase.
>>32333706Sorry, I was just getting horny and got kind of a boner. lol
>>32333651never used sex toys and I'm not sure what kind that is really, but in theory this sounds hot. your future gf will possibly be pretty lucky lol
Girls, do you like chicken tenders?
>>32333670God is not indifferent to humanitys suffering. He made himself into flesh and sent his own son to suffer alongside us, all for humanity's salvation.
>>32333712I hate that I'm subjected to actual male's horny thoughts while they're actively erect.I feel violated and it makes me dislike this place.
>>32333709Yeah, because you got blown the fuck out and realized that your way of thinking was flawed and restricted.People like you never actually think what omnipotence means even though the dictionary tells you. ANYTHING is possible to an omnipotent being. They are not a slave to your human logic. They decide the rules. If you think God is omnipotent but it's impossible for him to create free will and good without evil, then you think he is in bondage to your human logic. Which doesn't even make sense.>>32333716If God is bound by the rules of logic then he has no control over them. This must mean that they exist independently of him, which must mean that he did not create them. If something can exist without being created by God, why can't other things?If God is NOT bound by the rules of logic then why is sin/evil necessary in order for us to have free will? The argument about why evil exists is that in order for us to have free will we must be able to choose to sin, but this argument relies on logic, which God is not bound by. Not being bound by logic means that God can give us total free will without the existence of sin or evil, so why do they exist?
>>32333709Your best bet, if you wanted to get through to an Anon, was to drop a book and leave (eg. Hart's "The Doors of the Sea") or maybe briefly mention the difference between a gnomic will and a natural will. Once you mention paradoxes in relation to the divine, people get weird with shit like triangles that have four sides, or God heating up a burrito so hot that He can't eat it.
>>32333718Weird.You asked a sexual question and then kept talking to me.
>>32333724I'm not jh, kill yourself
>>32333714I like hot wings. chicken tenders are chicken filees right? not sure I've had that many times during my life actually but sounds decent
>>32333712That's fine. I'm guilty of doing the same thing all the time ITT. I'm just glad wanting to be hurt isn't an immediate turn off to everyone, honestly.
>>32333718I'm going to masturbate thinking of you whether you like it or not.
>>32333692I'm first anon. She tells me and I would just do it. I wouldn't ask to do such a thing first, but I would take advantage of the opportunity.
>>32333619sounds like a great way to get blackmailedno thanks
Small perky butts are kino
>>32333714Yessas give me honey mustard to go
>>32333714They're ok, if there's a dipping sauce I like.
>>32333729>didn't say NTA but gets mad at anon being confusedlol
>>32333721Nah lol because it’s like I’m doing calculus and someone asking me how come 1 is 1 and we view 1 as 1 and thinking it’s some sort of gotcha.
>>32333732You won't. I don't post anything horny.I post tryhard advice and about my suicidal depression.
>>32333704>God loves killing babies, parasites, death, starvation, disease.These are the words of an immature child. dont pretend to understand God. you havent done anything at all to do so. You havent read scripture, you havent reas the ancient wisdom on which humanity rests on. You're a brat complaining to your dad becuse he wont let you get a tattoo. God hasnt killed a single soul since Jesus saved humanity.
>>32333718I don’t believe you do. In fact, I think you’re probably flicking the bean as we speak and this is just some weird way that you get off.
Women, what is your favorite sauce for pairing with chicken tenders? What is your favorite side to go with tenders?
>>32333729you're somehow more degenerate than jh
>>32333723I’ll remember that in the future, thanks man. I just lose patience with bad faith actors very quickly.
>>32333743Sorry you got fired, QT. Better luck next time.
>>32333747From this one post? It's degenerate to not want to read oonga boonga penis now?
>>32333746keyup keychup ketycup
>>32333746Hot sauce and sweet potato waffle fries.
>>32333718im doing NNN but I'd jerk off to you if it was any other time of the year just to spite you
>>32333741No, you're just the average simpleton who can't comprehend the concept of omnipotence as you already have proven in the post above. You still say something HAS to exist in a specific way which doesn't apply to an omnipotent being.If there is anything you could ask God to do or to be and he says "Sorry can't do that" he is not omnipotent by definition. This means God can create a world with perfect free will without evil, because he decides what makes sense. You can't comprehend that because you're the average retard.>>32333744>These are the words of an immature child. dont pretend to understand God.It's a simple fact and observation.Nothing happens without God's will and desire so he must love dead babies.
>>32333750I'm not QT either.Not a namefag
How to stop being a chronic over-explainer? Always feeling the need to verbally explain myself when it comes to everything. I think it's one if those generic "got abused/bullied as a child" traits, but I hate how much of an annoying person it makes me. It feels like because I over explain so much, people stop caring when I speak.Anyone else have this or maybe even got rid of it ?
>>32333747Anon, that person who replied angrily to you clearly just chimed in after the original discussion.
Sadistic femanon please take me I'm yours
>>32333756but you ARE an attention whore!!!
>>32333755Ok well I never said it “has” to, just that it does. But yeah, sorry queen you can go get that spade tat and smoke all the weed you want lmao.
>>32333743>I post tryhard advice and about my suicidal depression.So you have aspirations but get broken sometimes? Hot, I'd like to break you (on my dick).I can't, it's too small for that, but that's why I'm jerking off.
>>32333757invest in a journal
>>32333764How are your ovaries doing today?
>>32333757The more you try the less you get the more you get the less you try
>>32333764Never tried it, I might try
If I knew my baby was gonna be born with a physical or mental disability, I’d abort it. I don’t want that burden in my life
>>32333729Racist and low IQ.>>32333731Gotcha, glad you weren't offended.>wanting to be hurtThere limits, like I would never draw any blood on purpose. Can't say it will never happen if I bite you a bit too hurt.But outright punching can leave very long lasting marks, not to say even damage you. I wouldn't want to damage my girl.
Dont talk to me about "being freaky" until you've allowed you and your partners bodies to become possessed by demonic spirits then fucked.
>>32333761You literally said here >>32333681 that for good to exist evil has to exist. Why? I thought God is omnipotent and not bound by logic so whatever he decides is true. Can God not decide that good and free will can exist perfectly without evil?Do you admit God is limited and a slave to logic/paradox then?>sorry queen you can go get that spade tat and smoke all the weed you want lmao.I'm a virgin and have zero tattoos.Does it matter? I still challenge the idea that God is just good because I have eyes and a brain.
>>32333772If you have eyes and a brain then go read some books instead of trying to get cheap emotional energy from the internet.
>>32333770How can I be racist if I LOVE black women
>>32333756>>32333729How old are you to have such a behaviour?
>>32333748If you insist on going the paradox route, you could consider looking into Aquinas' use of Aristotle's transcendental qualities; as the utmost good is God, the utmost beauty is God, etc. so too is the utmost logical/rational God (cf the Gospel of John, with the Logos in the beginning).It's still a waste of time, I can't imagine trying to have a productive conversation on theology anywhere online, but those are some of the pieces you'd want to use.
>>32333774You still can't explain why an omnipotent God included baby rape and horrors into this world if he's not evil or indifferent. If he is omnipotent he could have made 100% free will without evil, sin and suffering. He is above logic.So if God WANTS and CRAVES baby rape and murder how can you call him good? Nothing happens without his approval and design.
>>32333776About as old as your mom was the first time I fucked her, so old enough
>>32333721>If God is bound by the rules of logic then he has no control over them.God isnt. Humanity is. >which God is not bound byBut we are. >God can give us total free will without the existence of sin or evil, so why do they exist?Because then it wouldnt be free will. You know youre a idiot, right? I dont men that just because im a Christian. To anyone else, youre an idiot as well. All of this pitiful rebellion to christianity is just to justify your sad, sad life. Its not like youre a Jew, or a Muslim, or even a Buddist trying to debeate a Christian over morality or metaphisics. Youre not even a principaled or informed atheist, youre just regurgitating the same tired points that a metric ton of people who came before you grappled with. But youre too much of an intellectual midget to go and see what they said. You think no Christian ever wondered why evil exists? Go read a book faggot.
>>32333761>sorry queen you can go get that spade tat Is she one of them? kek
>>32333770Maybe punching would be too much after all. I don't want to be permanently harmed just to get off. I think I'm underestimating how hard men can hit. It's been a while since I've been manhandled.
>>32333390The one I remember is how she despised poor people, and wanted to hurt them? Idk I’m sure someone got the posts
Algum br aqui?
>>32333765MaleTall and flatHorns and fangs are a bonus too
>>32333782>just explain the divine paradox bro why did daddy make me go to churchNah.
>>32333767I try less with people I don't care about and it does seem to work unintentionally.
>>32333785ntaYou're such a cattle kek, you cannot even conceive of the idea of being an eclectic who comes to conclusions about reality through direct experience. For you, your conception of your own spirit has to be mediated through "experts" because direct gnosis is too frightening. Just fuck off, your arrogance is offensive.
>>32333788All of the men know better than to hit you at full force
I hate this atoga episode
>>32333785>Because then it wouldnt be free will.Please THINK FOR A MOMENT. USE YOUR BRAIN.I had this discussion so many times and so many of you are too retarded to comprehend what omnipotence means. Who says it wouldn't be free will? God decides what free will is. God can wake up today and decide only doing good things is free will.Who would stop him?Do you think some magical "free will" concept exists above God and God is limited and enslaved to it?HE'S FUCKING OMNIPOTENT. NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM.God can decide that free will exists without sin.Nothing STOPS HIM, NIGGA.>>32333794>God is omnipotent but he's also a slave to the human concept of paradox!Are you retarded?
>>32333787Idk it’s called ad hominem, but you should probably stop fapping to blacked porn.
>>32333765M
>>32333800I'm starving I haven't eaten
>>32333744>God hasnt killed a single soul since Jesus saved humanity.Who sends hurricanes and earthquakes if not God? Who spreads childhood leukemia and SIDS if not God? If there is Evil in the world, is its source not the Creator who says>I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.?
>>32333766ovaring >>32333768I have a digital journal, called Daylio, and I think it’s great !! idk how the regular version is like, my app bugged and now I have premium indefinitely kek but I do love a good physical journal
>>32333802You are using human framing and human understanding and ascribing it to the All. Do you understand why people are calling you an idiot? Because you’re literally tripping over one of the beginner blocks to theology and then crying that other people are holding you back and why can’t they just carry you over the block. Do you see the problem yet?
>>32333803soon as you do :)
>>32333799I want to wrestlefuck a guy while he's genuinely trying to win. Is that too much to ask?
>>32333810>You are using human framing and human understanding and ascribing it to the All. It's you who are doing this. I am telling you if God is above human logic and ANYTHING is possible for him then nothing has to be a certain way.You literally can't wrap your head around this. You people always thinks things HAVE to be a specific way or else...Okay, let's make it very simple for you. Just answer yes or no. You can do.Can God create perfect free will without evil?Yes or no?
I like to imagine JH is built like amethyst from steven universe
>>32333812Touché.
>>32333802>nothing stops HIMmy money is still on batman
>>32333769This isn't a controversial opinion. Screening for debilitating genetic abnormalities is pretty standard these days. If it turned out our daughter was going to be born with a disability that would prevent her from ever becoming an independent adult, forcing my wife and I into becoming lifelong caregivers, we'd have aborted her. Fortunately, she's a happy and healthy girl.
>>32333819kek
>>32333815>No uOkay I’m out for real, I hope you feel better soon.
>>32333765
>>32333813No
>>32332685Need a girl to tie me down and forcibly jerk me off
>>32333816holy mama
>>32333784Always the same childish behaviour from you.
>>32333813Peter Dinklage is married so you're SOL
>>32333819It'd be a close match, but I think God would just tap Batman and dislocate all of his joints at once, like he did to that guy and his hip that one time when they were wrestling.
Women, How does it feel to take yet another L?
>>32333826>he can't even answer a simple yes or no questionBehold, the average low IQ christcuck."GOD IS OMNIPOTENT!""So he can create free will without evil?""No, evil has to exist and muh paradox!""So God isn't omnipotent because he is bound and limited to logic?""UHHH I'M OUT"
State GenderCan God make a rock he cant lift?
>>32333813Only if I get to cum in you when I win
>>32333831Yeah well it's a slow day on 4chan, and I've also posted some good advice cut me a little slack today
>>32333813Unless he's extremely short and weak, it's going to be extremely one-sided. Thinking about all the women I've had sex with, assuming we had rules in place (no going for the eyes or anything), I'm pretty sure I could fairly easily force them into sex no matter how hard they resisted. And I'm a pretty small, unathletic guy.
>>32333837>Can God make a rock he cant lift?If he's omnipotent he can do whatever. He can even make a square circle.He can make a rock he can't lift and he can lift it in another timeline both at the same time eternally.
>>32333765I like tall women with long legs who are a bit heavy, not runway models. This is the perfect image of her because she's just living her life casually and not doing some forced pose or weird femdom shit.
>>32333830>anon :3's yellow fever is showing
>>32333837No, he can’t do the logically impossible. Just like God can’t make a married bachelor
>>32333827Left to rightNo marry noDate yes dateDate yes date
>>32333813We first would have to agree on a safeword.Then if really ANYTHING goes.Then you'd get dominated really hard in less than a minute.
>>32333847If God is bound and enslaved by logic then he's not omnipotent. Omnipotence means anything is possible even things that make no sense to us.
>>32333840What good advice could come from the mouth of somebody like you?
>>32333848What do you look like
>>32333846thought it’s been showing
>>32333838I'd take that gamble since I know I could beat any man. I have a higher pain tolerance and I know men will always take it less seriously than I would.>>32333849Anything goes seems fair, assuming it wouldn't cause permanent physical harm to anyone involved. I'm not punching any balls, so I expect to be treated equally courteously.
>>32333855Bruce Wayne
>>32333854Plenty, you don't know me and you don't know what I post beyond when I'm shitposting with pictures.
>>32333817Your anime references won't mean shit to me.
>>32333860>'m not punching any ballsThat's good yeah.I meant like we both are allowed to do whatever we want to achieve our goal, which is being the top.
I’m so glad RFK is going to remove fluoride from the water supply. Now my Pineal Gland can decalcify and I can stop gooning to sissy hypno
>>32333813>I want to wrestlefuck a guy while he's genuinely trying to win.Why is it only small women who say this and never big women?
>>32333860I was in wrestling for several years and I’m quite strong. It’ll end with me kissing your neck while on top of you
>>32333862I have known you for years, buddy.
If you noticed the vibe shift its because its officially Age of Aquarius. We are going to fashion this world into something beautiful (we're fucked)
>>32333827anon :3 100% looks like one of these. But which one?
>>323338556'4 swimmer bmi Irish German mix
>>32333868I'm 5'9 and I want to get wrestle molested overpowered by the guy I like but he's 5'11 and thin so I don't think it would be very cinematic.
>>32333868Big women overcompensate by trying to be as feminine and girly as possible, in my experience
>>32333865That seems fair. If I'm fucking a guy, I trust him to not do anything awful.>>32333868Probs because taller women know it'd be too easy for them to win.>>32333869That doesn't sound like it'd make me tap out, at least.
>>32333872>Years Yeah, sure. Why don't you go after the other childish shit posts? I'm hardly here and hardly a high profile target
>>32333875if you morph them all together with a magic spell but the spell doesn’t work so it’s an abomination of duplicate limbs and heads and oh my god it’s yelling for help oh no
>>32333875I'd bet #6
>>32333887bfg
>>32333879Dedicate your life to building him up. Be his architect.
>>32333879Full Nelson you into oblivion.
>>32333892
>>32333837MNo, because then God wouldn't be God.First, God is reason/logic/etc, per the Gospel of John. The Greek word for "Word" that they use is Logos, which means something more like logic or reason (think back to English 101).Second, God doesn't possess the same sort of "will" that we do; we have to think about shit, we have external constraints such as hunger, etc., whereas God lacks "whimsy" and all of that random chance that exists in our heads.For God to make a paradox in the first place would be for him to contradict Himself, so no, it's not possible.You could maybe skirt this by "splitting" God and saying the Father makes the rock, then during the Incarnation when Christ is still kenotic it could be too heavy for Him, which I suppose would make the answer to this a paradox: no, but actually kind of yes.
>>32333813I would give you a Frankensteiner off the top rope, hit you with a step-up enzugiri, and then put you in a sharpshooter until you submit.
>>32333827Top right is the best and its not even close
>>32333897>For God to make a paradox in the first place would be for him to contradict Himself, so no, it's not possible.If God is bound by the concept of "logic" and there is something he can't do then you don't believe in an omnipotent God.If you ask God ANYTHING and he says no I can't do that even if I wanted to he is limited. Omnipotence, by the dictionary, means anything is possible. Absolutely anything.Christians believe God is omnipotent.If you believe God is a slave to his nature (then the question is WHO MADE HIS NATURE? why can God noT OVERCOME HIS NATURE?) you don't believe in the bible because God is a slave to no one and nothing.
>>32333846I hope she likes black girls, too.
>>32333890Anon :3 is a Deadite?
I've never seen a girl younger than 50 who looks like a villain irl. why?
>>32333874Nigga, what makes TODAY the official day? We been shifting for God knows how long. https://youtu.be/kjxSCAalsBE
>>32333885I can do a nice rear naked choke, I only imagine it’d be more effective with my dick in you
>>32333857Are you Les or Bi?
>>32333027assuming she takes morning showers and was going to clean the sheets anyways because of sex it'd sting a bit ngl
Do you feel like your future has been held back?
>>32333813>I want to wrestlefuck a guy while he's genuinely trying to win. Is that too much to ask?you'd lose
>>32333904God is reason. You're basically asking "Can you stop being you?", to which the answer is no, you could only change yourself. However, you are still you at the end of the day. >Christians believe God is omnipotentChristians don't even believe in this definition of omnipotence that you're using, this is the sort of thing that was settled ages ago (unless you're a Baptist and never had to read any theologian from before the 20th century) and gets sorted out in a gen-ed Philosophy of Religion course.Also, please stop using caps lock like that. Use your inside voice, loud noises give me a headache.
>>32333896go back into your den of shit.
>>32333917>twitter screenshotI'm not going to answer your question, but I will remark that the guy looks like DJ Khaled to me.
>>32333917Yeah a dead weight woman made me waste several years of my life.
>>32333919>You're basically asking "Can you stop being you?"Who told you that God is reason and can't edit/overcome reason if he wants to?Who told you God can't design logic and reason into whatever he wants?Did God tell you that?>Christians don't even believe in this definition of omnipotence that you're usingScripture affirms God's omnipotence by saying that God does whatever he is pleased to do (Psa 115:3; cf. Isa 55:11 and Jer 32:17). Nothing is too hard for him (Gen 18:14). His word is never void of power, so when he speaks, everything in creation obeys him (Isa 55:11).Now explain to me how this means that God is in restricted and limited by his own nature to obey logic and that he can't overcome his own limitations even if he wanted to.
>>32333919Christians don't believe this, except for those Christians who believe this, but they don't count, only your specific Christians count. Interesting.
>>32332685I wish my dick as 2 inches longer so I could use it to hurt a masochist lady
Women, the sex you owe me..
so with dickflation the way it iswhat is considered average these days? 7.5 going on 8?
>>32333837Yes.Being able to restrict ones own omnipotence does not contradict omnipotence. If he couldn't do it - that would be a problem.
>>32333918No, I wouldn't.
>>32333941all my exes were taller than me, I love tall women and they got manhandled all the same. I'd have you twisted around like a pretzel
>>32333864This one isnt an anime though, its a shitty western cartoon
>>32333938Average is about the same as it’s always been. The ideal cock is shifting larger and is estimated around 7.5-8 inches now
>>32333917How did the Blop react to the most recent election?
>>32333921Where's the den of shit? I think you should stop rabidly attacking posters at random
It's quite something see how coombrained women are these days. An entire generation of people who got their idea of love and sex from Jewish porn directors. It's something
>>32333941oh no she actually thinks those men were wrestling for real
>>32333956Men were like fucking kids, corpses and animals since the dawn of time. They didn't even need porn to be coomers.
>>32333952In what world? That's way longer than the average vagina. What're those extra inches accomplishing?
>>32333813If I win what do I get? I would really want to lose so the prize better be worth fighting for
>>32333875Personally I like to think she looks like 7>>32333902Wrong its #1
>>32333955>at randomWhatever helps you sleep at night.
>>32333962if women can take horse dildos they can take 8 inches easy.remember the average girl is already stretched out with PUSSYDESTROYER DILOD 9000 before they reach 20 these days
>>32333945I'm flexible anyways.>>32333950Same thing.>>32333963What would be a fair bet? Usually sex bets are win-win.
>>32333968It's not like using big toys magically makes your vagina deeper / wider, anon.
>>32333966
>>32333961So women were turned on by sadistic men since the dawn of time too? Were we always coomers?Nice bit of reductionism but it's irrelevant to what im saying.
>>32333952>>32333938femanons here say girth is more important than length. I'm at 7'5 and I have managed to go deep to the balls only with 1 girl. that length is only for show
>>32333909Real devils don't wear horns
>>32333938In the 2000s when checking was hard and lying was easy everyone would claim that 9 inchers were everywhere. People have gotten a lot more realistic. A tall guy with little fat can easily be 8 inches, with a huge majority of guys being being between 5.5 and 7
>>32333970>I'm flexible anyways.wont help you
>>32333919The majority of Christians do not read the Bible and do not read the philosophers, they just follow what their preacher says the Bible says. Many Christians do read the Bible but they only read the Bible, not the philosophers as well. Very very very few Christians read the philosophers. When it comes to the question of "What do Christians believe?", the philosophers are completely irrelevant for the vast majority of Christians, and it is disingenuous to pretend otherwise.
>>32333968That's such an unabashedly cartoonish take that it's not even shitposting anymore, it's just boring. Go away.
>>32333974>So women were turned on by sadistic men since the dawn of time too? Were we always coomers?Women always liked power, yes.
>>32333850>Omnipotence means anything is possibleThat depends on your definition of omnipotence.Omnipotence works perfectly fine if you restrict it to the things that can be sensibly defined.On the other hand if you don't restrict it, you run into contradictions, e.g. god making a stone he can't lift and then lifting is a contradiction that you won't get rid of with the law of the excluded middle in place.
>>32333970>Same thing.No, they are different >:(
>>32333970What do you want if you win? I want you to be my on demand deepthroater for 2 days
>>32333981check out miss deepdish pussy over here
>>32333982Great. Now that you've deflected from your porn habits you got anything or?
>>32333987Anal. Obvs.
>>32333984Okay let me ask you a simple question.Do you believe there are things you could ask God (the creator of the universe) to do or will into existence and he would reply to you: "No sorry, I can't do that even if I wanted to, it's not possible to do for me."Do you think there are things God can simply not do no matter how much he wanted to? Yes or no?
>>32333972nta but this is kinda hot
>>32333992I don't watch sadistic porn but I like power. It doesn't have to translate into porn.
>>32333984>Omnipotence works perfectly fine if you restrict it to the things that can be sensibly defined.That's just potent then, not omni-potent.
>>32333986Does it have big titted cartoon girls? Then it's anime.
>>32333962Vagina's strength is in their stretch, shrinklet
>>32333968The problem is the vibrators that have completely desensitised their clits and require the entire power grid to orgasm.
>>32333993I’ll let you peg me if you win. Does it end with pin or submission?
>>32333970>What would be a fair bet?I want to introduce you to something new if I win, something I like. Either a place, an experience, or a kinkWhat's your prize?>Usually sex bets are win-win.I'm not a normal guy
>>32334002No, they are flat with fat asses
>>32333999Whatever porn you have consumed has warped your sexuality hun
>>32334001As I said: it depends on your definitions. If the things that can't be sensibly defined can't actually exist, it's not a contradiction. If you're able to do everything that can possibly be done you're still omnipotent.And as I said: this restriction in place leaves you with much more sensible results since you don't run into contradictions.
>>32334007She wants to RECEIVE anal, you idiot.
>>32333994>Do you believe there are things you could ask God (the creator of the universe) to do or will into existence and he would reply to you: "No sorry, I can't do that even if I wanted to, it's not possible to do for me."See >>32334018.The things you may ask of him might be non-sensible or self-contradictory. But that is not a problem of God or a lack of potency but a problem with you being unable to formulate sensible requests.
>>32334021Silly Anon, girls don't have buttholes. If they did, there would be girl buttholes in Pink Atoga.
>>32334007I didn't mean GIVING. Also submission always. Pinning is stupid.>>32334009>I want to introduce you to something new if I winThat's actually pretty wholesome. I'd actually change my bet to something like that, too.
>>32334012Oh. Then yeh that's me.
>>32333937Pegging only.
>>32334026>That's actually pretty wholesome. I'd actually change my bet to something like that, too.Based, then you're on let's wrestleI have no experience but I am pretty big and strong
A simple innocuous question and now anons are arguing about the nuances of omnipotence
>>32334021>>32334026Seems like it’s a win win for me then, either I get ass or throat to fuck.
>>32334031Deal
>>32334008>It'd be like deciding Americans and Brits are the exact same nowadays, ignoring that there was an entire revolution to distinguish the two.Groups belong to Supergroups. The American group and the British group both belong to the Anglosphere supergroup. The Catholic group and the Protestant group both belong to the Christian supergroup. Who are you to say otherwise? Not very Christian of you to turn aside your brethren over a difference of opinion.
>>32334031Only if you tie me up and slap my testicles while doing it
>>32333922MovieBob exceeds just "Twitter"
>>32334034Yeah these are always the worst. I didn't realize we had so many theology autists here. Or is it always the same guys?
>>32334031Yes ma'am..
>>32334032>>32334035>tfw can't actually wrestle anyone, and this is all an exercise in futility because no man will actually take me seriously enough to try against me while wrestlingThis is where the hornyposting boomerangs around to >tfwnobf posting.
>>32334052You are trash.I will DESTROY YOU!
>>32334052With all due respect you’re 5’2 and under 150lbs. I could make you eat my cum if I wanted you to
>>32334060You are not interesting.
>>32334052I would absolutely take you seriously and try, I want to show you new things
>>32334052men always pretend to struggle in wrestling, a disability doesnt change anything
>>32334052>steals ur nose
>>32334060>>32334061>>32334065>>32334067I'm like at least 80% sure I could beat any man the first time we wrestled just by taking him by surprise with my seriousness. You're going to say "nuh-uh" and this will keep going around in circles since I can't prove it, but it's how I genuinely feel.
Girls, if your son gets killed someday, do you hope he'll be killed by a white man so that it doesn't fuel racism against immigrants?
>>32334052With my back problems, I think you'd have a decent chance of getting me to tap out.
>>32334071I admire the confidence, it's the same way I feel like I could take a wolf if I had toI wish we really could wrestle so we could put it to the test. It sounds fun
>>32334075Or maybe it'd be a chiropractic situation and magically fix your back.
>>32334071If I do win then I’ll force you to wear a funnel gag and have at least a dozen men jizz into it repeatedly.
>>32334071I'm 95% sure you couldn't unless you went for my eyes or maybe my balls.I used to get hit in the balls a lot so that may not work (nothing fetish related, I was just bullied), but blinding me could work. That doesn't seem like fun, friendly wrassling, however.
>>32334079You'd have to squeeze pretty hard to straighten my spine. I'm down.
>>32334071>but it's how I genuinely feel.I mean, you and your misconception about men... lol
>>32334071Tell you whatGo get a 6' tall anatomical skeleton and pack 200lbs of wet clay on and around itIf you can lift it six inches off the ground I will concede that you might have a small chance of success.
>>32334077The only time I've ever actually wrestled a guy was in karate as a young adult, and obvs that's very different than actually trying. Hard to find excuses to wrestle otherwise.>>32334080And when you lose, you'd get the same treatment.>>32334088Worth a shot, at least.
Post genderHas anyone ever written a hornypost ITT that's made you horny? As opposed to you already being horny and then just letting the hornyposting fuel the flames.
me when I see a certain /atoga/ poster
>>32334098MYes
>>32334096> And when you lose, you'd get the same treatmentDeal, we’ll have fun with you im sure
>>32334098M.No.
>>32334090Fuck you, but you're right. I apparently don't know shit about men.>>32334093Wrestling isn't about lifting. It's about leverage in general.
>>32334098F. Of course.
>>32334104I think you do.You certainly know how to get them to be annoyingly simpy
>>32334096Can I eat your pussy while we wrestle
>>32334096>Hard to find excuses to wrestle otherwise.We could date, then no excuse needed!
>>32334104Wrestling moves work when you're wrestling because it's a game and both parties are playing. In reality all a man has to do to resist you is nothing.
>>32334071I guess you could abuse that I don't have much experience wrestling but I still don't see it. I lift 4-5x a week in my home gym
>>32334098Male100%
>>32334098FNope
>>32334098MaleNo, sorry.
I've noticed that a lot of women have similar handwriting; it's usually neat, slightly rounder than necessary, and there's often a preference for circles rather than dots (such as under exclamation marks).Women, where/how did you learn to write like this? Are there specific handwriting resources for women?
>>32334120
>>32334104>Wrestling isn't about liftingLifting your opponent off the ground is one of the most effective things you can do while wrestling though.
>>32334098FemaleAbsolutely not. Lol. I don't get horny from random internet strangers.
Men, when you were growing up, what was your relationship with cooking/the kitchen? Were you taught to cook? Were you shooed out of the kitchen?
Why are girls so cute Went to a big city today, saw quite a bit of pretty girls just walking about
>>32334133I figured it out on my ownit hurts me to say this but my mom was never that great at it
>>32334135Genders being attracted to each other is necessary for survival
>>32334133My mom made me more food than i could ever eat so i cant cook much except frying stuff
>>32334141Ehhhh
>>32334133Mshooed out of the kitchen.Terrible at cooking, but I can do the (very) basic stuff at least. No "pouring cereal into bowl" and it explodes into flames.
>>32334008The general definition of omnipotence means anything is possible.If you say anything else that is your unique perspective, but not the general assumption.
Mlooking for female companion who is very loyal to my purpose and squeezes me as if I were a stuffed animal.
>>32332685What percent of girls if asked by their bf would peg them? What about ballbusting?
>>32334125As children, girls generally have better fine motor control than boys, plus we we tend to like to make things look pretty
>>32334133I love the end product, not the intensely overstimulating orchestration that is cooking. I like being in total control of what goes into what I eat, but when it’s time to cook I do still dread it. Also, I suck at cleaning up after myself. Ideally I will cook for a gf/wife, and she will clean.
>be me>long distance relationship>still haven't seen each other irl>I'm her first bf >she's very needy >calls me on discord every night when I come home from work>kinda autistic, shy as fuck has social phobia>refuses to come see me cause of her 6 cats>I can go see her cause I'm a wagie >she's unemployed but I told her I can help with most of the costs she will already be staying at my home anyways so there's only the buss wich is not expensive What should I do I love her I really do but i don't want to stay in a long distance relationship forever, im close of a promotion so I can't quit my job and it pays fairly well I even thought about her moving with me we could make it work get her a job but I don't want and can't have any pets, pet food is expensive. Tell me what should I do?
>>32334133Shooed out. I barely saw a kitchen until I moved out. That room was women only. At best I’m average at cooking and I kinda hate how time consuming it is.
>>32334133I liked watching and getting ingredients with mom asking what its for
>>32334133>>32334157Oh, your question: mom wanted me to be able to cook because my dad willfully ignorant and useless in the kitchen.
I just spilled a drink on my power bar. How fucked am I?
>>32334133I helped my mom out
>>32334133I'm not trusted with a knife but I was always curious about the cooking process
>>32334133I ended up learning to cook because my parents were alcoholics.
I just ate my girlfriend out for the first time and now I've lost all attraction to her, what happened?
>>32334162The key to every relationship is communication and compromise.
Is it okay to eat broccoli out of the bag? Or do I need to wash it?
>>32334181you did something submissive when you're dominant
>>32334181your moid brain feels like you've already conquered her, and realized she doesn't fart rainbows and burps out roses.So now you want to conquer the next new pussy.
>>32334181I warned you bro I told you not to do it
>>32334181She failed the pheromonal test, you are biologically incompatible. Move on.
>>32334182I already told her all this I think shes scared of leaving her parents or something(it's fair) and she love her cats but I can't afford it
>>32334184have i ruined it
>>32334191Anon, if she's not willing to make some compromises, you already know this relationship isn't going anywhere.
>>32334109Yeah but that's natural since she is horny too.That does not mean her misconceptions don't exist.>>32334133>Were you taught to cook?No.I didn't start cooking until I lived on my own.>Were you shooed out of the kitchen?No.
>>32334196Assuming I'm going to break up with cause of this, I haven't gave up yet, how do I this without making her sad she loves me every day she's the one to call me and not the other way around I can't be heartless and simply break up with her
>>32332685I know JH is 5’2 and black but how much does she weigh? Just curious
>>32334183I am told that bagged vegetables are already washed for us consumers so I choose to believe I do not need to wash it again
>get bf>suddenly, keep finding mucus in my underwear that's thick and sticky like industrial glueShould I send him a pic of it?
>>32334202>>32334162I love cats, but 6 cats is extreme.I personally would be ok with up to 2. 3 if they were mostly outdoor.Why is she unemployed, how old is she?
>>32334202Anon, if she loves you she has to make something for the relationship as well. Maybe that involves keeping less cats. And her moving and getting a job.You won't get far with anyone living like a teenager.Tell her directly that you're not sure where this relationship is headed if she doesn't compromise. That you're willing to make things work but it can't be just you, bringing a good life to her as if she'd ordered it on uber eats.
>>32334209She's 20 I'm 25, she lives with her mother
>>32334162There's no way this relationship will ever work but you're going to have to find that out the hard way.
>>32334157If you don't clean as you cook you shouldn't cook. Or marry. Or procreate. Or be allowed to breath.
>>32334207Yeah, do it. If he doesn't appreciate it, hes not the one.
>>32334181You are either an fan fiction writing incel or falseflagging femanon.>>32334189Pheromones have no influence on humans.>>32334212So why is she unemployed?Still in school?
>tfw I realized I was my bf's project and he "fixed me"
>>32334219Your question?
>>32334217>t.seething foid with a smelly pussy
>>32334221gender, how do I cope knowing that he "put up with me" and I made him go through hell until I got better
Do Femanons have baby fever because of gender dysphoria?
>>32334217She's not in school idk why she's unemployed maybe it has something to do with her social phobia but she's living with her mom so her mom pays the food >>32334211I'll try talk to her again about seeing each other but I'm 90%sure she will dodge the question saying something like I'll see if next month I can make arrangements to go>>32334213Fuck
>>32334230baby fever is quite common in biological females, anon
>>32334227M.I don't think he put up with you, so much as he loves you and wanted you to be happy and healthy, which also speaks to his mental state that he would seek you out. Maybe he is also damaged.
>>32334227FYou were obviously worth the effort to him at the time, and we don't even know what there was to "fix" about you, or how much potential trouble you caused because you gave almost no context.Be happy that he wanted to be there with you despite your flaws and gave you the chance to grow. Do you love him? Do you think it was worth it? Chances are you were already good for him even in the beginning
>>32334203She's fat
>>32334238How fat?
>>32334226Delusional.>>32334231So if you ever move in together?If you've been "e-dating" for half a year or longer, you definitely should meet up soon.You have no idea if your IRL chemistry will be compatible.The cats are a really bad and short-sighted excuse on her end.
>>32334231>She's not in school idk why she's unemployed maybe it has something to do with her social phobia but she's living with her mom so her mom pays the foodI know many people who used to be my friends who became college dropouts because of their mental issues and now these people are 28 nearing 30, still living at their parents and complaining about their mental illnesses.She has time to snap out of it. But if she doesn't, she'll be yet another neet complaining that she's lonely because of her mental illnesses, never taking accountability for her own future.
Chat, how pathetic is it that part of my motivation to self improve is to be a better advice giver and help more people on atoga and in internet shitholes at large?
>>32334247It's not pathetic, whatever gives you drive.
>>32334227MThe important part is that YOU didn't give up.Be proud of that, plenty of other people (especially when men pick up women with issues) never make it.
How do I get a femanon gf? Their lack of social skills and blunt forwardness is very attractive to me, mostly because I have the same issues
>>32334247Fuck off and die in a fire.
>>32334251Ask :3 for her email, she's giving it out apparently.
>>32334247Here's some good advice for you: Life is short so be very careful what you get good at
>>32334236>Maybe he is also damaged.We're both very traumatized by past experiences, but it feels bad knowing that I did make him go through the motions.>>32334237>Be happy that he wanted to be there with you despite your flaws and gave you the chance to grow. Do you love him? Do you think it was worth it?Thank you anon. It was definitely worth it.It's just I generally feel bad because I was going through bad things when we met and all the way until we finally moved in together. I'm a very anxious person, was dealing with ptsd and it would happen that I'd have full breakdowns. I finally got medication and now I'm finally not weighting on him, but I feel bad knowing he went through what he did with me.I guess the best I can do is grab that guilt and make sure I show him gratitude, etc, give him a good life too
>>32334253Who pissed in your cheerios?
>>32334254As much as I'm kind of crushing on her I don't want to ruin her relationship and I wouldn't be able to stop myself from hoping it goes poorly so I might have a chance
Big fan of tall dutch girls.
>>32334251I have bad social skills while being overly polite instead of blunt (irl, but here I am mean), worst of both worlds
>>32334256It sounds like your relationship has become something very beautiful and wonderful. Please be kinder to yourself, if you can.
>>32334250Thank you anon.... I didn't expect support when typing this to be honest. made me tear up a little.
>>32334266Need to hold down tall girls and get them pregnant
>>32334268gosh. thank you anon. I mean it
>>32334256I think you also have the issue of looking at your state of being as a "problem" during that time.You said you're both traumatized so I think that rather than a project or something to fix, it could be the case that he saw some form of kinship in your struggles and wanted to support you. It doesn't always have to be about problems, solution, and value. Sometimes people just exist with and love each other.You deserve it now and you deserved it then.
>>32334269You're welcome.I'm sure you are precious and your boyfriend can be lucky he found you. Just as you are lucky you found him.Telling you this because I have been the bf part where it didn't work out, since she gave up.Without knowing what your issues were/are (and you don't have to tell them), he probably struggled with it, but hoped you would not give up. As I said, you should be glad you made it. :)
Girls, would you date a guy who cyberbullies trannies?
>>32334244Yeah I know but how do I tell her that I mean I can't say she's not trying she's going to therapy to resolve her social phobia and is trying to learn some hobbies that aren't on her computer, I want to help her but at same time asking her to leave her mom who has much more money than I to come live with me puts me in a thought position
>>32334267Would you be blunt/honest with who you're dating? Open communication is very important
>>32334273You're welcome, it reminds me of my own relationship and how much I do love my girlfriend. Do you have any tips on how I can best support her when she's feeling down? What did your boyfriend do to help you?
If you he asks you to go to his room during a frat party, and you say yes, you have consented to sex.GenderThoughts on this statement by the legendary Paglia?
>>32332685I am so horny rn
>>32334251We've been over this before. Just hang out outside the secure ward of a psychiatric care facility and wait for a discharge.
>>32334282I'd try if asked, but the over politeness (and thus saying things in a careful/roundabout way) is pretty persistent for me. And yeah agree
>>32334181trust me she also lost the attraction to yourule of the jungle is to never eat out a girl
>>32334294does eating pussy really turn women off or is this just incel rhetoric
>>32334291They'd probably mistake me for a patient>>32334292>and thus saying things in a careful/roundabout wayDamn, I have the same issueIt's important to me to make sure my point is crystal clear even if it's 3 paragraphs to say something dumbImagine a fight would just be like a serious of calm paragraphs trying to understand each other
>>32334298Eating pussy should lead to something else. Don’t just do it and leave
>>32334285That's not what she said. She said if a girl does that and believes it's not about sex, she's an idiot who lacks common sense
>>32334298>orgasm with no effort>chance of multiple orgasmsYeah sounds disgusting
What are you grateful for today anons?
>>32334298You'd have been susceptible to WW2 propaganda, lol
>>32334305No, that is exactly what she said.
>>32334298it is subconciously you're putting yourself beneath her and woman will grow to hate you for it
>>32334308Femanons being here to talk to meI really like them
>>32334312>he doesn’t know how to eat pussy jackknife style
>>32334294Dont forget the throat cancer>>32334312This is why I exclusively eat pussy from the 69 position with me on top
>>32334298Jamaican men are notorious for saying its gay to eat a woman's pussy. And as we all know, Jamaican men are all incels.
>>32334315>thinks its related to the position
>>32334308That I am not this anon >>32334298
>>32334311Okay, then post a link. Here's minehttps://archive.seattletimes.com/archive/19910217/1266788/perspective-needed----feminisms-lie-denying-reality-about-sexual-power-and-rape
>>32334321It somewhat is, eating pussy while she’s standing and you’re on your knees isn’t the same as her legs being on your shoulders as you fold her in half
>>32334276You're right... Hell I don't think anyone understands me as much as he does. He tells me the same thing a lot. I'm glad we achieved normalcy, and I guess it's a bit stupid of me to hang onto what I used to be rather than look at what we've built. We were both able to move out after years of struggle and we've been feeling both much happier since. And since I started medication.>>32334278we do pretty much tell each other every day we're glad we found each other...I guess I'm a bit ashamed of the person I was, but I shouldn't look at it that way.I'm really sorry things didn't work out on that end, anon. It does take a lot of work from the person. When we've hit rock bottom once it's hard to crawl out of it and accept that we can have nice things.>>32334283>Do you have any tips on how I can best support her when she's feeling down? What did your boyfriend do to help you?He'd help me without infantilizing me. For example, just last year I was going through it rough (mom died after I left to live together with him, felt like I let her die, she had a lot of health issues...), and he held on with me and didn't let me beat myself down. It was what ultimately pushed me towards medication. And now I'm much more stable. I'd scream in my sleep, have panic attacks like the kind of being on fetal position on the floor, I'd be unable to talk for long periods of time. ... He stuck through with me. He'd sit with me patiently, even now if he notices me starting to get into that state he gets me my SOS pills, he doesn't let me keep spiraling.My issues go longer than the passing of my mom for sure, but it took me this big thing to start medication. I had gone 8 years until then without any sort of medication for my conditions for no reason.
>>32334323>Seattle timesAlways a voice of sanity and reason in the public forum
>>32334308The people I love
>>32334330I'm wishing you the best anon
>>32334323https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnqkCjVL2dsStraight from her mouth. kek
>>32334330I see, so him not letting you spiral was important. Did that ever feel invalidating? I struggle with being unsure when to let her feel and work through the emotions and when I should catch her.
>>32334301sounds chill, I'd like that because I'm tired of people getting annoyed when I take too long to explain myself when there's conflict
>>32334214>DishesHeh
girls, she just changed her IG profile pic to the same photo on he what'sapp. Is this her letting me know I should look her up and add her?
>>32334266Yikers phenotype.
>>32332685I need to get a wife into cosplay and put kids in her
>>32334330>I guess I'm a bit ashamed of the person I was, but I shouldn't look at it that way.Hard to kick old habits, right? hehMy advice would be to look at your past self and say "I never want to be that way again and I'm glad I'm doing better now".>I'm really sorry things didn't work out on that end, anon.Thank you.
>>32334347I'm sorry, I wish people would have more patience with others. As long as you're not being mean I don't see why they should be annoyed.I'd love to listen to you and try to understand you
Femanons, have you ever been tempted to cheat?
>>32334336Okay, you're right but I would say that she tempered it by adding "he is right to think you have consented." She's saying women need to operate in reality and not be naive, because that's how they get hurt. There's context to what she's saying
>>32334266>>32334270I want tall gf, but I'm 6'0. I've seen two girls that are my height. One if thin and the other has milky and is quite thicc, so she moggs me. Do they go for guys the same height or only taller?
>>32332685Women,When deepthroating a man would you rather he cum while deep or in your mouth?
>>32334340He'd still validate my feelings but he'd always stress how I didn't have to live like this forever, and I deserved to be happy, without all the weight of my past on me.There were times where we'd watch a movie and I'd relate too much to the character but it let me to revisit my traumas one by one. He'd sit with me and point out at what was happening like "you're revisiting all the other different pains you've gone through, but you're not there anymore, you're here and things are ok". It comes in waves with me, and it takes me encouragement until I snap out of it completely.There are things psychologists teach you about naming the objects in the room to break out of the spiral, but I find that frankly sos pills for anxiety are much more effective. Even if just for the placebo effect of "no, I'm gonna drink some water and this will go away". It doesn't erase the past but it takes you back to the present if that makes sense. That we're not a helpless child anymore, we'r adults who can fend for themselves.
>>32334365I’ve had several taller women interested in me
>>32334363Yeah, when I was in shitty relationships. But two wrongs don't make a right and I can always leave, even if it's not easy
>>32334364No. She said if you agree to go to his room, you are consenting to sex. Maybe try to watch it slower, so you can understand, instead of bending reality to fit the narrative you've created because you have too much pride and not much shame to simply admit that you're wrong.
Women, I think you are all trannies
>>32334369Alright, that is good to know. I appreciate the examples because it gives me a frame of reference for it. Thank you, anon.
>>32334247There is as much beauty in the gardener as there is in the garden, for the gardener has the beauty of the flower in mind even when he can only see the seed.
i really enjoy looking at pictures of women on the internet. thoughts?
>>32334375You're mistaken, trannies have XY chromosomes and are males. You're a feminine male, pretty much the same thing as a troon.
>>32332685Women, Why are trannies and gays so much better at sucking dick? Step up your game
i wish i was an older sister in a suburban neighborhood and my brothers friends all had crushes on me and i could tease them
>>32334374I agreed with you and then said there is context to what she saying. If you were familiar with Paglia you would know that
>>32334388Because trannies and gays have penises and thus have firsthand knowledge about how receiving a blowjob feels and what feels good to a penis. Did you really need this spelled out for you? Are you retarded?
>>32334363Yes. But the only time I did cheat was when I was 14 and in a "relationship" with a 20 something year old. And even then I told him immediately and wanted to break up.
>>32334363I've been basically asked to cheat a few times when someone who knew my partner asked me out anyway. Was always an instant no from me.But I have had a pretty big crush during relationship, although it was more of a purely romantic crush instead of being sexual. I guess that still counts though, but I never acted on it.
>>32334390And then you meet again years later and still have the same dynamicThen get married
>>32334398I'll never understand having a romantic crush on someone else while in a relationship.
>>32334388the nº1 issue with women who are bad at sucking dick is lack of eye contact. That's all I need. oh and lick my balls for a little while, but that a plus.
>>32334399mhmm mhm but i want to just be young at first. like. i mean i do want to get married but i wish i was carefree and could just tease them for fun and not even date yet until we're older
>>32334392No. You did not say "and". You said "but". You were not adding context, you were trying to retroactively change the meaning of what she's saying based on your flawed understanding of her ideas.
>>32334362thanks for understanding anon, although it makes a lot of sense why you'd understand ofc. i suppose people just see it as wasting time or simple weakness. and likewise
>>32334388You aren't training them right
>>32334350Não, Jeremias, isso não quer dizer absolutamente nada
>>32334371how tall are you? why didn't you engage? I prefer women slightly shorter than me, but I now want my sons to mogg everyone, and if we're both 6'0 our sons could easily be over 6'4.
>>32334401A brunette woman with pretty eyes sucking my dick sounds like heaven
>>32334400Not like I wanted it to happen yknow, but yes it's unfortunate
Men, Would?
>>32334413Yeah I'm not blaming you, I am just not wired that way.
>>32334408>tfw no gf I could train to suck my dick every morning
>>32334410não meto mais o nomeficheiro em tuguez, fode-te pota
>>32334414Really not my type at all, maybe if she was throwing herself at me
>>32334414anything Y2K is repulsive to me
>>32334414Goblina phenotype. No.
>>32334414I thought that was aoc
>>32334414No, she's crazy. I want nothing to do with left-wing race hustlers.
>Bitches ain’t shit but hoes and tricksI mean, it is true…
>>32334413Not the guy you were replying to, but I can't wrap my head around it either. I can understand lusting after someone else, particularly if your partner has a lower libido than you and you feel pent up, but having romantic feelings for someone else? I can't imagine it.
>>32334203120lbs.
>>32334411I’m 5’7, I date one for a bit but we were incompatible, a couple others were incompatible, one had some mental issues, one dated someone else they liked, and another was too young for me. I’m not super picky on height and I think trying to minmax your children’s genes is silly
What the fuck? I have a fuck buddy and we agreed on having ffm threesomes since I’m a bisexual girl. We already had one and it was great. After some time he brought it up again saying he met someone willing to do it again. I ask him a picture of this girl and she sent him a nude to send me. I respond in a similar manner and that’s it. Yesterday he brought it up again and he asked me if I’d up to send her a lewd picture as a surprise when she wakes up and I start saying stuff like “I don’t know” because the idea is interesting but I don’t know her that well, which is what I say. He gets mad and says “you’re so fucking boring. It’s always maybe, idk, we'll see” “you never tell me how you feel directly” We later discuss further and he tells me he believes that I don’t care about our relationship and that hurt me a lot
>>32334400>I'll never understand having a romantic crush on someone else while in a relationship.It happens, and it is a normal part of mature relationships that you deal with respectfully. We are not wired to be monogamous, so monogamy requires some silent sacrifice of sorts where, yes, feelings for others will pop up, but not acting on it is itself an act of love towards your partner.
>>32334414only if she has a good ass to compensate
>>32334433Please refer to the complimentary texthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRx7R7bcPZs
>>32334414Sure, not marry but I’d fuck. She’d look nice sucking my dick
>>32334431>>32334430Thought it was Olivia Ratrigo (who’s pretty much the same thing)
>>32334404Okay, thanks for explaining it
>>32334440That sure is a lot of cope, but no, I have had serious relationships (living together, planning for marriage and a family) and I never felt that romantic urge for anyone but my partner.
>>32334415that's a better way to be for sure. and I was aware it was happening right when I had a really bad time in my life and felt like I had no direction or motivation in life (bf was not doing good either), but we got past that slump.
>>32334439Is this a troll post, or do you actually expect anyone to be able to relate to this nonsense?
>>32334436I can literally shoulder press you no problem. Hot
>>32334405The way I see it, it's the duty of the strong to protect the weak, so they should still have compassion...anything else is cruelty imoBut maybe we could keep listening and understanding each other? If you want to, of course
>>32334450It usually manifests from a form of escapism from your current situation, yeah. Not my particular taste of escapism myself, but you had the self control to not feed it, so kudos for that.
>>32334449Either you're ugly or you have a shocking lack of self awareness. Either way its not good for you.
>>32334458>nooooo everyone emotionally cheats!! you must be ugly!!kek
>>32334426This is a 2024 movie
>>32334462You're definitely LARPing about planning for marriage, that much is obvious
>>32334402Naturally, at first it's just a game and ultimately you're all doing your own thing. If you don't have those years of teasing and that pent up crush then the reunion afterwards won't be a payoff. You've got to savor the teen sitcom moments before then
>>32334467No, I'm not, you just feel weirdly personally attacked for some reason. Look inward, yeah?
I can see a situation where you'd start to really care about someone else despite being in a relationship. But that usually only really happens when you feel like your current relationship isn't going anywhere productive.
>>32334451It’s not a troll post
>>32334466Y2k is an aesthetic from the early 2000's
>>32334471I don't feel personally attacked by anything bud. I actually pity you. Those who cannot confront this aspect of humanity honestly without lashing out and crying "cope", are weak, and will often be forced to in ways they wont like. Good luck
>>32334469i wish i had that.
>>32334479oh of course not
>>32334478Hence why it's escapism, that not everyone's escapism is the same.
>>32334482kek seethe
>>32334435well I guess I explained it a bit here >>32334450during that time I just had a general "i have given up with my life" mindset and was doing quite badly, no motivation. i got a crush on someone who barely ever talked to me, and i felt like the shame i felt about it all somehow kept it up for a while. but things did get better.
>>32334449>never felt that romantic urge for anyone but my partner.you might have never felt love for another guy but surely you've felt lust for another guy at least one while in a relationship
>>32334441I don't think she does but I haven't done explicit research to prove so.
>>32334483Big sister gf is the best gf
>>32334491Obviously, but that's not romance, and even then I don't feel a need to fuck that person, it's more a quick "damn" then I forget about it.
>>32334481I just always called "early 00s"
>>32334485That is correct. Some people do listen to that though and cheat.Takes a bit of self reflection to get to a point where you know when to distinguish the 2.
>>32334455if you happen to be another europoor then sure.
>>32334363No, it literally never crosses my mind. Even when I've been unhappy in a relationship, I'm either too involved in the unhappinessness of it, or it's easy to break up and move on
>>32334499Yeah, to me, it’s a bit cowardly.
Do you think Kirby’s character design would’ve been better if it had titties?
Sometimes I dream I'm fucking someone else and the entire dream just turns into "wait a minute, where the hell is my husband" and I spend the rest of the dream looking for him and feeling bad.He's usually in all my dreams, if I'm doing something he's usually at my side.
Jannies silencing me but see https://archive.4plebs.org/adv/thread/32332685/#q32334195 for queue tee show update x>>32333395I don't, he was a creep lol>>323334082 is the real apple so>>32333460Tbf mentally ill as she is, birdie is pretty cool>>32333483Too many milfs at work (before I got fired obvs)>>32333569Yes It was fun at the time but didn't last
>>32334500I am sadly an AmeritardSo that's probably a dealbreaker isn't it
>>32334506Kirby is for sucking
>>32334506No he needs a butt instead
>>32334505It's not only cowardly, these are usually the kind of people who try crawling back after they monkeybranched.At some point you've lived enough to know that cheating is just stupid.
>>32333581Hotness crazy scale is real>>32334285MNo?? There were lots of times I went to girls' rooms but I was not necessarily up for sex. If they force sex that is rape.
>>32334508every time I have a sex dream it's a different girl
>>32334511i am sorry, i just hate time zones. 420AM
>>32334517it's not uncommon to dream about fucking random peopleAfter all, your brain just goes and picks faces from your memory
>>32334414M, duhh?>>32334371BasedI have tall ex-colleague messaging me right now "all good :) I will miss you loads i feel like rly we were only just starting to chat xxx"why am I such a mentalcel ffs
>>32334519Oh, I work nights actually, I'm only still up because I had something to do today but my alarm usually goes off in about 5 hours.....So my internal clock is basically the same timezone.....
I just cant imagine myself having sex with a girlI dont think any 18-30 woman wojld ever feel romantically about me
I've never dreamt about fucking anyone else (never had sex dreams at all), but I've definitely had a few suggestive dreams about someone else. Is that better or worse?
>>32334527>can’t imagine myself having sex with a girllol, u might be gay
>>32334527You're putting women way up on the hierarchy, friend.They're just other human beings like you, who can be just as retarded. Ever heard of the saying "the spider is more afraid of you than you are of the spider"
>>32334527If you cant even imagine it, it wont ever happen
>>32334531I've never dreamed about sex, but I have dreamed about cuddling. And then I wake up to discover that I've ejaculated in my sleep.
>>32334531It means nothing because your dreams aren't direct reflections of how you feel, but rather an amalgamation of your experiences. Think of it like a product of your brain processing information. Like a little narrative your brain is experimenting with.
>>32334527Can you imagine having sex with men?…
>>32334534A spider wrote thisI'm not falling for your tricks demon
>>32334527>even incel doesn't consider a girl older than 30 as an optionkek
>>32334525then it's ok for me, i just once added an american from 4chan and hated the time zone annoyance. so if you work nights it's not as much of a problem right ? here it's midnight and i'm usually always up at this time. am also currently a neet, but i plan to go back to university soon.
>>32334545
Is anybody else on their villain arc kek? What are you up to?I've tried so fucking hard to integrate into society even at the bottom rung and it never works out.This girl just asked me if I have plans this week, how should I respond? Revenge? Suffering? Magic?>>32334527That's just the reality of the mentalcel
>>32334542I suppose there's no way to control it then, suggestive dreams are fun and I'd like them to happen more often regardless of who it's about
>>32334527Anne Hathaway is truly one of the most beautiful women of all time
>>32334554"Only if you have a sister ;)"
Is true that zoomies are aging faster? I kind of find it funny if they are just being gaslight into thinking that.
>>32334558LmfaoSpeaking of which this girl is asking me if I live alone and if she can come overShould I tell her how I was homeless and how I'm fucking depressed and suicidal?
>>32334549It's 2PM here right now but with my schedule you can basically reverse AM and PM, so if that works for you...I can drop a contact?Based neet, you can tell me about what you want to study at uni...>>32334550>>>>/soc/
>>32334559I'm zoomer and people think I'm 35 when I'm 25
>>32334562qt is it true that you abused your niece?
>>32334559I get mistaken for 17 all the time but I’m almost 22. It varies
>>32334559I'm 29 people believe me when I say I'm late 40s
>>32334565They told you your age or just ask them?
GenderIs it worse to appear 35 when you're 25 or appear 15 when you're 25?
>>32334572MaleIt is always worse to appear older than you are because it means you'll age way faster
>>32334571MI told my coworkers my age when they asked and they all said they thought I was in mid 30s
>>32334567No it's not fucking true lmaoMe and my niece are tight bro. She tells me I am the brother she never had. I try to do as much fun and wholesome stuff with her as poss (and her parents are cool) because I don't want her to have the same fucking shit abusive childhood that I did
>>32334575I bet she was pretty tight when you diddled her
>>32334573having a baby face at 25 as a man is way worse than looking 35 as a man
>>32334577Ayoooo
>>32334570you a white woman?
>>32334579It'll be way better when you look 25 at 30 instead of 60 at 30
>>32334579Yeah but you can have age gap relationships without onlookers judging you
>>32334584I'm a man
>It'll be way better when you look 25 at 30 instead of 60 at 30Meanwhile me getting turned on by my bf's grey hairs at his 30s
So do girls asses just get firm with excersice or they also grow?
>>32334577Lelel edgy meme
>>32332685I need a tall country gf that’ll aggressively ride me
>>32334564oh that makes it easier, drop the contact night shift anon. if you do i'll reply tomorrow most likely, gotta eat and i'll probably fall asleep after thati was studying politology and russian and am going back to study it hopefully later this year
>>32334588unless she also has the same issuet. woman who looks young in age gap relationship with this exact issue
>>32334592Muscles grow and are firmer than fat, it’s both
>>32334586nah. grown men with babyface usually hit twink death between 25 and 30 because face stops developing at 25
What's so wrong about a fat ass?
>>32334597...hot?
>>32334592Ass muscle doesn't really grow big as easily as other muscles. Most of the bigness is always fat. So to get a big/good ass you gotta train, and also possibly gain weight if you're really skinny.
>>32334602white people problems
>>32334561>try and voluntarily commit myself.Gl anon <3Idk how it works in your country, I've tried this before and they usually deemed me to be not unwell enough Ironically I've been committed more times while manic than depressed lol. I guess normies hate everyone who doesn't act niggerlicious.
>>32334592Exercise doesn't make you grow or get bigger
>>32334604ngl yeah, we're not unhappy about the disapproving looks
>>32334605Nonsense, fitizens regularly have heart attacks because they do SS or fall for the back squat meme and end up looking like gay bottoms
Is it a twink if he's medium height (not too short, but also nowhere close to 6'0") and extremely skinny? No softness or babyface, he has kind of an angular face.
>>32334559I don't know but if it's true it wouldn't surprise, most zoomies I know eat shitty food and have awful sleep schedule
>>32334596Here's an email, hopefully that's okayaon47555 at gmail>i'll reply tomorrow most likely, gotta eat and i'll probably fall asleep after thatThat's fine, I gotta sleep a bit before my shift anyways. Sleep snug euroneet, I look forward to hearing about your studies!
>>32334616Sure, but they are probably eating well and not too skinny.
>>32334623twink is basically a guy who looks like a bottom faggot
>>32334623Dont be a coward, whats your height
>>32334633Okay I just thought if the guy I like is one since he's not too tall while being mega skinny
GenderHave you found love?And if you haven't, what do you think is hindering you?
>>32334639I can't feel love and that's a good thing
>>32334639MYes, but I wish her libido was higher.
>>32334639MNoMy crippling bipolar disorderEverything I try goes to shit. The real world doesn't want me. Suicide is the only solution.
>>32334639FYes. But I was always open to the experience, even when my self confidence was at rock bottom
>>32334645Bipolar is fucked. I'm sorry anon.I have a bipolar family member and it really fucks with relationships. It's really hard on her husband.Are you medicated?
>>32334639M. No and I don't think there's something hinreding me, I just haven't found someone that makes me feel that way. I've had a couple of relationships but I never felt like I loved them
>>32334639FYesI still feel alone and my horrible personality and low intelligence are hindering me a whole lot.I have friends and a partner but there's always a massive disconnect and I don't think I'll ever actually be understood.I don't think I should have ever been born and I shouldnt be typing this message right now.I can't love anyone in my current state, but now I have obligations and I'm determined to fulfill them and care for the people in my life
>>32334639f,nope. being a recluse.
Watch your city or downtown website for events or activties if you are looking to possibly meet new people or find something interesting. I found this thing that might be fun. =]
>>32334660That looks fun anon, I'm happy for you
>>32334639MNoI don't leave my house or actively try to find it
>>32334655>and I don't think I'll ever actually be understood.Do you think this might also come from a feeling of people seeing you suffer and trying their best to cheer you up rather than listen to what you're feeling?>I can't love anyone in my current state, but now I have obligations and I'm determined to fulfill them and care for the people in my lifeThis is the way.
>>32334639M.Yeah, many times, many different forms. I am just a toxic person.
>>32334639Mugly fuck combined with autism
he's right >>32334257
>>32332685How difficult is it to actually fuck a girl so hard she has trouble walking?
>>32334667No it comes from people either mostly being indifferent or telling me I'm a horrible person and to kill myself.Sometimes people try to help, but its useless and I won't be able to listen to what they have to say. I've learned that it's better to hide what I'm thinking and that if I beeeee myself I'm in for a bad time.
>>32334632>>32334645Fucking retard piece of shit, swallow your pride and go ask your sister for financial assistance to see a psychiatrist. You don't want to be a financial burden but your stupid moron ego doesn't understand that you're 100x worse as an emotional burden. Offing yourself won't help anyone, you'll still be a permanent emotional burden all their lives even while you're dead, and the only way to not be a burden is for you get help. And get the fuck out of /atoga/ because you would have only been reprimanded if you had gone to work on-time, but instead you stayed up all night begging for our attention because you're a fucking attention-addicted attentionwhore, making us complicit in you fucking yourself. How fucking dare you involve us in that, you need to get the hell out and talk to a psychiatrist instead of talking to us.
>>32334673not verymy husband has to intentionally pull back to not leave me sore.Assuming there's a size difference.
This girl is sending me pics or her tattoos, am I in? Jkk>>32334652Thank you anon you're very kind <3>relationshipsSorry to hear that about your relatives ):Nah I'm just a crazy cat uncleNo I don't take meds because I can't afford a psych to adjust them and the side effects were dogshit. Though when I was last in the psych ward they gave me injection and I'm supposed to get another one. Fuck that noise tho. I think the government has put the genome of the nigger into the injections.
>>32334673I have an average pp and am a skinny mf, its not that difficult.
>>32334676Bro my sister is a brokie rn lol I've lent her money already. We can't even afford to get our electricity fixed Also I don't emotionally burden her with stuff lol. I haven't told her I've been fired or anything else
>>32334672women arent a monolithbut they share their standards for men and its never been worse than it is now with social media>oh this girl on tiktok says her man does X for her, well my man doesnt do it and this other woman says if he cared he would, so I better find another one
Do you hand wash your dishes and if you do use gloves? What soap brand do you use?
>>32334690M, yes many of the dishes, yes to gloves, usually fairy washing up liquid innit
>>32334645I hate how much I relate to you.My mother was bipolar..it's probably over for me.
It’s an atoga rite of passage to want to help qt and then realizing he loves to self sabotage because he feeds on the attention and care.
>life is so bad that every single time I blink, it feels like my brain is subconciously trying to disassociate from realityanons wtf do I do. I've already had derealization for a long time but this is a new low.
>>32334690I hand-wash dishes without gloves. I don't need gloves because I don't wash enough dishes for the soap and water to irritate my hands. After all, I'm all alone, just one man cooking for me and only me.
>>32334696That shit can sometimes skip a generation, you might be safe my drillaBoth my grandfathers are bipolar but neither of my parents are
>>32334690MYes, Yes. Dawn
>>32334690MNot most of them, but a few get handwashedI don't wear gloves and I use the store brand dish soap or Dawn (I don't notice a difference desu)
>>32334702BASED At least you made me laugh I want to kill myself Psych ward hours
>>32334678I’m 5’7 180, the size difference will never be huge
>>32334707I'm glad I made you laugh. What hinges on your mind anon? What struggles do you have?
>>32334699Self-sabotage? Bro I tried so fucking hard to work a normalfag job these past few weeks and got fired kekAnyway should I tell this gal I like winx club?
What are you in for anon?
>>32334699>atoga rite of passageIts a bit like getting solid sounding advice from MKG only to later learn that he cheats on his disabled wife
>>32334699All his /atoga/ """friends""" helped him to make his life worse. If he had not received a single (You) last night then he would have left the thread at a reasonable hour, and he would still be employed today.
>>32334716That is another one kek.
>>32334716MKG cheats on his wifeI get blackout drunk several times a weekWe are not the same
>>32334716Maybe that's the secret, he's a total piece of shit so that he can keep giving anons adviceLike, one day someone's going to ask "Hey, I hit my gf for the first time yesterday, and...." and MKG will not only be able to help him through that, he'll be able to give him advice for the fifth and sixth times Anon hits his gf as well
>>32334718No he’d have stayed. He already decided upon getting fired unconsciously. He just chronically lies about everything.
>>32334722MKG went to a psych ward for getting into a fight with cops while drunk.You are the same.
>>32334711my husband is 5'7 and I'm 5'1 so it works out just fine for usget you a shortstack. jk, I mean size difference more in relation to weight. If she's smaller than you, it's never hard to leave her sore.
>>32334716>getting solid sounding advice from MKG"Do want you want to do, don't worry about the consequences or what other people think." Hey that sounds pretty good WAIT A MINUTE.
>>32334725Why would he stay if the thread learned to ignore him? There's a reason he uses ATOGA to GIOYC instead of using GIOYC to GIOYC.
Why does fox channel broadcasts cartoons that seem to be for a liberal audience?
Hitting your spouse will forever be worse than a high body count
>>32334736Right wings will hate watch them
>>32334738Unless they like being hit, duh
>>32334718As a crazy person, I rarely get yous and I'm here purely to amuse myself and because I know that you're forced to look at it
>>32334736Fox News has a right wing bias. Fox in general does not.
>>32334735I just refuse to have hope. I’m waiting for the day he snaps and rapes his niece.
>>32334726I never got into a fight with any cops lol, I just got arrested because I was talking to ghosts and trying to spread prophecies when I was manic
>>32332685Need a bpd egirl on ssri’s to tie up and face fuck
>>32334753Well he's you in 20 years so strap in
>>32334750You're sick in the head>>32334735I mean I still try to anonymously and I did used to give a lot more thoughtful advice here. More recently i spam here as a blog though I will admit
>>32334736>>32334748Yeah the Fox Corporation isn't really right wing. Fox News is a product that was invented because of other news has a left wing bias, they realized they could make a lot of money being the only network that was explicitly conservative. They're also the only news network whose ratings aren't a complete embarrassment.
>>32334760Oh yeah, I’m the sick one.
>>32334685You didn't address the other point. People come to /atoga/ because they want to be helpful to other people. You've put us into a situation where talking to someone makes their life worse. What right do you have to put us into that situation? Ask the people you're too proud to ask and too afraid to ask, and then use their assistance to see a psychiatrist INSTEAD of us.
>>32332685I want the fuckability of a short gf but the look of a tall gf
>>32334767>You've put us into a situation where talking to someone makes their life worseWhat the hell lol I'm just here shitpostan OK bros is this lass trying to rizz
>>32334779She definitely wants to fuck bro
Mso I'm getting this vision of a woman with black hair and gold eyes and a strong jaw in my mind now.any female here represent that look?
>>32334779>What the hell lol I'm just here shitpostanIf you had gone to bed instead of spending last night here, would you have gotten up on-time and gone to work on-time and still be employed despite the reprimand?
>>32334645fuck off no one cares you emotional vampire
>post a meme about how only goth/alt girls are attracted to me>get a reply from a goth/alt girl with bf>"true"What did she mean by that?
>>32334785She is wayy out of my league though bruvDo you think tho? I would absolutely [have a refined supper and television evening] with her
Can you find prostitutes on tinder? What do you think is the best app for TOTALLY NOT PAYING WOMEN TO SUCK PENIS.
>>32334799Definitely.How old is she kek I'd shoot my shot
>>32334795Bro today was completely fine. I was fired purely because of my fuck-up on Friday not locking the front door properly when me and the nurse rushed off cause she was going to a party too>>32334797Bit rude bro...
>>32334800You are painfully retarded
Women, do you think you could survive women's prison?
>>32334807Please help
Mmy tripod and other studio lights came in the mail today.tonight I fight the Dragon
>>32334806You said earlier that you fucked up your morning and didn't go on time. Is this no longer true?
>>32334814Broooooo why can't you just let him just shitpost and lie brooooo why you gotta focus on the facts brooooo
Mwomen, would you put gold eye contact lenses on and have black hair in order to please me? And you must have a strong jaw, a real bite to you. Strong very strong and sharp jaw.
>>32334804Idk she is a bit younger than me but she's taller than me and has mommy energy nglI don't want to waste her time she's in PhD or some bullshit I'm a dropout who just got fucking fired from minimum wage lol
>>32334817This but unironically Buncha buzzkills here
>>32334809Actually braindead
>>32332685Why do cosplayers make my dick so hard?
>>32334822Shut up pedophile.
Femanons, how well do you think you’d be able to resist giving in to Dracula trying to seduce you?Moids, same but it’s a goth vampire lady.
>>32334821Idk it could be a good opportunity low key if you need a sugar mama.
>>32334789>>32334820Is this the new evolution of Harem Schizo?
>>32334814I was worried I'd be late but I was actually on time this morning. Today had nilch to do with it. It was solely to do with my fatal fuck-up on Friday night
>>32334828MI'd be able to resist it.
>>32334827>Anyone who says something I disagree with is a pedophile Riveting.
>>32334830MI'm currently at some weird crossroads. I have this image of the red haired woman and also the black haired woman.Either I have to choose 1 or have 2 wives. It's kind of a dilemma.
>>32334829>sugar mamaLmaoo no I want to get another job again, she is also not rich while doing her PhD and working here part-timeAnyway idk why I'm even entertaining this bullshit. She's way out of my league. I'm going to get drunk and eat and sleep rn
>>32334828Mok so , one thing you have to understand here is this:Alchemist beats Vampire. It is like Rock Paper Scissor. Except nothing beats Alchemist.
>>32334828MWhy would I resist?
>>32334828M. I would be an easy target, vampire shit is probaby my biggest fantasy related kink
>>32334828FI’ll take the goth vampire lady too. But I don’t know the vampire rules about seduction and stuff
>>32334824Why are you so mean? All I want is my dick sucked and I feel like $200 or whatever is a fair price. I feel like there should be women out there that want extra money and are willing to do so for the cash. Like, if you're some fucking home Depot working bitch, you're like 23 or whatever and you can work 15 hours for $200 or suck a dick for 40 minutes or whatever, it seems like an easy choice. I'm trying to figure out how this works and I'm sure people do this stuff but I have no one to ask.Females in this thread probably have answers. It's LITERALLY the purpose of the thread.
>>32334844You are so cringe.
>>32334828Pretty well, I don't respond strongly to dominant women. Now if she was a charming, girly, coquette of a vampire, that'd be way more effective on me.
>>32334850Grow up.
Mhere are some tips to femanons who would like to please me:-dress up as a clown girl-dress up as a snarky sarcastic rogue / pirate girl-dress up as a mandalorian-dress up as an inquisitor girl with dark red lips-dress up as a goth-dress up as a studious librarian girl with a bun and dark red lips. take your pick
Browsing this general is a cognitohazard
>>32334850He makes me reconsider my interest in alchemy, mysticism, and hermeticism
>>32334828MIf I had a wife yeah I'd resist nothing can make me cheat. If single is there even a reason to resist?
>>32334858never had much of an interest in it then.
>>32334829Ngl this is upsetting me rn cause if I was a normie I could flirt back and rizz with this hot goth but alas that is not meI'm gonn eat and sleep so I can get drunk and speedrun Crash Twinsanity on the PS2
>>32334854and one more:-dress up as an Amazonian in animal skins.
>>32334857True, ever since I've learned that anal and eating pussy increase cancer rates I've never been the same.
>>32334860Myes, there is a reason to resist. I don't want my blood to be drunk. Come on. Think.
>>32334863Bro go for it what the fuck are you doing.Do you have a fetish for this shit
GenderHDo you say "aych" or "haych"
>>32334871MI say "THAT BE A GRUDGIN!!!"
>>32334858Don't let these fakers who abuse it for aesthetics dissuade you, they're the fish trapped in the net, more ocean for you.
>>32334871M I go with the classic "jajaja :) :)"
Why are women so gay?
>>32334826Nerdy chicks have nice boobs, even if they’re thinner
>>32334868Go for what? What do I say?I am a complete loser compared to this girl. She also has a lot of relationship experience whereas I have 0. I just told her it's late and I need to sleep. Goodnight cunts.
>>32334876Mplease, don't assume I am a faker just because I'm funposting. If you do this, you'll have to limit your own fun posting. I'm just having a fun time. It does not detract from my alchemy.
>>32334878Ja ja ja, das ist sehr gut mein freund :)
>>32334876It is known of course that progress in mysticism is found engaging in little ego fantasies about being better than others.
>>32334881Because I said so.
>>32334439Homeboy is volatile af
Women would you rather have your hypothetical bf's cum shoot out like a shaken soda bottle or slide out like soft serve ice cream?
>>32334881Mtwo wives of one patriarch male making out with each other is actually extremely sexually stimulating.
>>32334884NTA Silence is golden. even when anonymous
If I was a woman I'd definitely suck dick for money. Like imagine being able to block off like 3pm to 8pm every night and make like $1000+ a night fucking easy. I'd solicit basically anyone that looks like they could use some head. I'd approach guys in the super market and say "hey, do you think I'm hot? Well, I'll suck your dick if you pay me. I'll do it literally in the parking lot, or I'll give you my number and we can set it up."Like it seems so fucking easy.
>>32334900You'll catch something REAL fast if you don't filter your clients at all.
>>32334896MYeah , I definitely agree with this.But I apply this saying to "do not participate in philosophical edging too much"Philosophical edging is basically where you have some truth which you are going to present but you kind of tease people with parables of it while you actually don't have the presentation set up.Parables are completely well and good to see who really wants to dive deeper, but you have to have the meat ready so that they can fully dive.Fun posting though? Just some fun posting.But whatever works for you in this regard. I am not your enemy and I am not persecuting you.
>>32334903I mean yeah sure, maybe require testing or something. Or require condom. I'm just saying it seems like such easy money.
>>32334884>>32334887>>32334908Fools.
>>32334903How do you suppose you'd do that? Ask clients to provide recent STD testing? You'll get no clients lmao.
>>32334881Idk, just born like that
>>32334900Just so you know you don't even need to be a woman to run this hustle. You could literally start it right now if you wanted.
>>32334911Alright, what do you suggest?
>GenderHow much romantic failure is required to be considered an incel in your opinion?
>>32334883Dude she already likes you and is being insistent. Literally just go for it.How do you know her? Have you hung out 1 on 1 yet?
>>32334900for your own sake i think its better if you stop thinking about the logistics of sucking dick for cash
>>32334917Not calling yourself a divine alchemist lmao. Foolish men call themselves God, weak men leverage their ego.
>>32334900Mand then you'd have the reputation of being the town dick sucker. Reputation is worth more than money.
>>32334921MI think it more depends on what counts as failure, a lot of incels would count not trying as failure because the world discourages trying
>>32334881It's hot
>>32334892SODA BOTTLE, KABLAM
incels can't stop dreaming about sucking dickocculttards can't stop sucking their own dicks
>>32334926MI am what God said I am.You are too. It isn't limited to just me.
>>32334865The jury's still out on the cunnilingus one
>>32334933lol
>>32334908Well that sort of is the language of the occult. Zen Koans can really scratch the head. Just keep this in /x/ because fragile people like >>32334911 start whining
>>32334900Enjoy your Aids >>32334915Also this. Some years ago I got some offers from guys just because I'm a twink. I even got a guy to offer when I was still a minor and he was like +30
>>32334915I guess that's true, maybe I should just do it. I'm not gay but I bet I could suck dick well and make money. I'll give it some thought.>>32334924If I had money it would be easier to attract women.>>32334928Literally who cares.
>>32334934Ah yes the typical weak brained fool crushed by what he sees past the curtain.
>>32334923>How do you know her?Work, I literally just worked a last shift with her before getting officially fired lmao (I could've gone home early with the same pay but I wanted to spend a few more hours with her...)>Have you hung out 1 on 1 yetNo, unless you count work but that doesn't countIdk in my head it just doesn't add up cause I'm a nutter. I will def still hang out with her and help her out as a lovely friend, but for anything more she can do so so much better than me
>>32333915would it help you jerk off better if I gave you an answer
>>32332685I wish all women under 140lbs a good night. I wish all women over 5‘7 a good night. I wish all women in a relationship a good night.
>>32334942Ok I agree with not being to pushy about it if you're just on friend terms and you have the right mindset in everything except the >She can do better than me Garbage. That might be true but don't stop something if it starts happening naturally just because of your self sabotage self pity bullshit.Well have a good night bro
Bi femanons, how many of you have actually taken dating women seriously?
>>32334946Who tf jerks off to atoga? I just assumed you were straight
>>32334947I mark 2 boxes hell yeah
>>32334946It would help me jerk off better if you said you got on your knees and barked like a dog rubbing your nose into a pillow pretending it was anon dick and actually posting about it saying you really did it.
Why do people always speculate what im thinking and feeling instead of asking me? They are often wrong and it makes me cringe every they are wrong. F since you are the emotionally intelligent gender.
>>32334900You do realize that as a woman you'd be far more vulnerable to predatory men, right?
>>32334951oh you’d be surprisedand im bisexual LOL>>32334955yeah there it is
>>32334942You should have been blown off and ghosted but your 9/10 chad face absolves all your sins. Fucking fakecel.
>>32334948>GarbageIts not garbage though because I'm genuinely a piece of shit person >have a good night broEvery night of my life is shit but thank you bro, same to you (:I reallly like this girl and she's super pretty (and taller than me...), so fuck it if I'm ever sober maybe I should ask her out or smth
>>32334900what stops you from doing that as a man?>it’s gayIt’s not like these women feel genuine connection with their clients anyway, it’s all money based
>>32334952Anon is a 6’8 270lb goddess in a comited relationship
>>32334960>u should have been blown off and ghostedI will be when I inevitably say something retarded kek
>>32334952You have short person energy.
>>32334921I think it's also about appearance and social status.Most people would probably consider me an incel, but I've only tried/been rejected twice: once by a lesbian, and the other by a married women, ( I didn't know before hand in either case) which I'm not sure I'd consider failures exactly.
>>32334921FIncel is a mindset
>>32334973You're fucking retarded
>>32334971It's appearance, social status, and politics all in different measure depending on the specific conversation
>>32334957I think the risk is massively overblown. Women live in a world in modern America where most men are way too pussy to actually rape them. Most of the guys I know wouldn't even hit a woman based on private talks about how they each view sex. I'm like the only guy in my friend group that has ever said that he might rape someone if I could get away with it like in a war situation or something. The vast majority of guys want consensual romantic monogamous sex.
>>32334950All of them
>>32334959>oh you’d be surprisedI only did that once and it was with consent!>NTA BTW
>>32334977No that’s accurate
>>32334967committed >>32334970guess what>>32334981all the times it has happened to me was unwarranted I find it absolutely hilarious tho
>>32334970Anon :3 would be too dangerous to live if she were tall.
>>32334989who says I can’t be powerful being below average
>>32334965>what stops you from doing that as a man?>>it’s gay>It’s not like these women feel genuine connection with their clients anyway, it’s all money basedMy friend dated a stripper that said she wasn't comfortable giving women lap dances (this was in 2010 though)
>>32334973Incel means involuntary celibate. This is not a mindset, it is a state of being.
I eat slices of butter like slices of cheese. I am american.
>Page 8Who remember short male tall female dimorphism anon
>>32334998yeah that further proves my point, it wouldn’t be comfortable but sex work has you most vulnerable
>>32334979This. I worked the phones for an escort agency for a while, the only men that really got violent were blacks (and most of the girls refused them as clients anyways)
>>32335002Worse than the reptile.
>>32335000Technically she's somewhat right that it's a mindset because if it's involuntary it implies that you have the mindset that nothing can be done about it.But it's not *only* a mindset.
>>32335004But, but, BBC!?
>>32334592you know muscle is squishy when not flexed right
>>32334960She's bullying me now how do I get her to stopLegit I don't have time for this rubbish
>>32335000No such thing as incel, it’s a mindset only.I’m involuntary hungry, but the fridge is two steps away so it’s their fault.
>>32334977>We got a live one here!
>>32335008Apparently most were average sized at best. It's a meme perpetuated by porn
>>32335012Ahahahah mommy dommy time! ;-)You're in buddy
>>32335018I didn't sign up for this reee
>>32334997I just imagine you as the type who would be relentlessly smug if you became tall, and you would rub it in the face of anyone you outgrew.
>>32335007If it's involuntary it implies that you have tried and failed. It's not a mindset at all, it doesnt mean "nothing can be done", It's just a state of being.It has entered common nomenclature to mean a certain type of misogyny, but that doesn't change its original meaning.
>>32334971>but I've only tried/been rejected twice: once by a lesbian, and the other by a married women, ( I didn't know before hand in either case) which I'm not sure I'd consider failures exactly.You could argue those still count as failures
>>32335022I used to be the tall one when I was a kid. oh how times have changed
>>32335020Why do you have to be so fucking insufferable.
>>32335012Fuk u fakecel
>>32335024It doesn't, but it does add layers to how it's used, which does change the overall meaning and gives it versatility for a lot of different situations
>>32335014You were never involuntarily hungry if the fridge is two steps away. Your own analogy has betrayed you.
>>32334997Below average among all women? Or just latinx?
>>32335020reee in 2024 is crazy
>>32335026You had a good thing going. Why did you stop?
Gen Z boss and a mini :-)
>>32335018She's getting even flirting now lol but I'm sure I will quickly ick her with my drinking and making some drama tomoz telling my housemates how I'm fired
>>32335039I hope she got promoted
>>32335030Which means there'll be different types of incels, not that the original meaning has changed fundamentally.
>>32335031Exactly, you were never incel
>>32335034among all women, im average for latinas>>32335036all my growth went to my brain #scholarly (lie)
>>32335068>Latinaoh, that explains everything
>>32335065I agree with that
>>32335035I am crazy>>32335027I don't wish I was any more than you do pal>>32335029I'm not a fakecel. I've genuinely struck out every time. Being a mentalcel is still valid celdom.
>>32335067The "fridge" is not two stops away for an involuntary celibate. Only for a voluntary celibate. I really hope you're not actually this dumb and just trolling.
>>32335071you’re welcome for the closure
>>32335035Says the 18 year old who's only been here for like 3 months
>>32335068Oh well, you're still young. There's still time for you to grow taller than your boyfriend and prove me right by being insufferably smug if you do.
>>32333857Julia Boin may be of interest...
>>32335077reee in 2024 is still crazy>>32335078give me heels that won’t be hard
>>32335081Being a namefag on 4chan instead of just being on tiktok or twitter is pretty crazy
>>32335074It’s not trolling. Everyone knows incel isn’t literal, it’s a mindset, and ideology to some.
>>32335080googled her on my damn school email account not realizing she may be a pornstar >>32335083guess what
>>32335029She coppin some z's... it's over my drilla... time to be a nerd...
>>32335087Faker fakest fakecel REEEEEEEEEE fuck uu
>>32335090Reee in 2024? Crazy.
>>32335085Oops.. I thought about saying NSFW, but i thought "nah, she wouldn't browse 4chan in that case." My bad.
>>32335092Trvecel board newBITCH I can sperg out anytime I damn please
>>32335093I have 4chan opened on safari, idk why I didn’t think to just open another tab. went to google app instead to search it up LOL
>>32335095All caps in 2024? Crazy.
>>32334844>Except nothing beats Alchemist.Do tell.
You guys seem like you need some reddit to refresh yourselves.I'll be back later <3
>match with great girl on Tinder>we seemingly hit it off for almost a week>reveals she has a girlfriendI get that all women now are lesbians and that men are horrible and have nothing to offer and should drop dead, but what's the point of going on Tinder if you're just looking for friends, or even matching with someone of the opposite gender?
If qt is the fakecel of attention whores then who is the truecel?
>>32335106You
>>32335106the truecel is in our hearts
>>32335113You'd really succeed on Reddit.Well this thread is basically reddit, so maybe you fit right in
>>32334828>how well do you think you’d be able to resist giving in to Dracula trying to seduce you?>Moids, same but it’s a goth vampire lady.I would 100% be vulnerable to lowering my guard. Like, ridiculously so. But I have proven that I can resist compromising my thresholds when faced with ultimate temptation. She'd have to be very persistent and convincing.
>>32335102Good idea, thanks!
>>32335106All cels are fakes because its just an excuse cope for their impotence
>>32335116>You'd really succeed on Reddit.i really only ever post my art on Redditsame with anywhere else, besides my personal accounts. just art
What are you all cooking on/for the weekend?Kinda looking for some inspo.
>>32335123Hm. I was being snarky at first but now I'm being genuine. You should try social media, you genuinely have the personality for it. Ever thought of being a vtuber or something?
>>32335126pssst. I do post. I do have followers. im just not consistent enough to consider myself an influencer kekbut I’d love to stream if I had the finances for a good enough pc
>>32335125Going to get the vaccine late in the season since I’m clear after my bout with the coof in summer. Next weekend I will convince myself to start training for next year’s 5k and/or 10k races.
>>32335106fat and balding poster
>>32335138I'm not going to cook a vaccine, I am not a chemist.
>>32335140I have once again been bamboozled.
>>32335090I'm not a fakecel though ):I want to send her another msg like I really appreciate her talking to me etc. But I better wait for tomoz
>>32335145That's what happens when you post when it's not your turn with the brain cell.
>>32335130Nta but thank you for talking about journaling. I'm going to try starting one and taking it seriously. I hope it makes me less mentally ill
>>32335156oh yay!!! I’m glad I was able to help :D
>>32335106>fakecel of attention whoresFuck off, I'm more of a truecel than most of you zoomers haha. Once you get older you will understand where I'm coming from here.
Nothing makes you hate black women more then just spending some time on twitter.
>>32335166For me it's jh
>>32335166Try spending more than 10 seconds on a bus with them
>>32335153When will it be my turn anon
>>32335173this but Australian womenand all Australians actually
>>32335175I don't know I'm not a cat.
>>32334828MI'm single, I'm not resisting her. Hell, I'm starved for friends, I'd imagine being a vampire should at least make her interesting enough to talk with, I could be open to letting a friend borrow some blood.
>>32334828FIf vampires are real. I want to be one so bad. No more periods.
>>32335185Cute!
>>32334900>/atoga/ - Ask the Opposite Gender Anything
>>32335161I'm older than you, dumbass
>>32335125Saturday, probably just something simple, I'll probably be hungover.Sunday, might fry some chicken.
>>32335192but no more garlic …
>>32335106Me, I'm ugly, fat, and balding.
>>32335017nta but I've seen a lot of subpar black dicks on Grindr and Sniffies too>inb4 homoYeah. Honestly the BBC thing is mostly just 4chan and Reddit brainrot, as well as wherever OF gets advertised, because it's just a porn thing
>>32335203I'm fine with antibiotics, so I'll be able to eat it.
Guess what made it into my top 100 songs for the year :3https://youtu.be/E9YzWb2pp-8
>>32334900>I'd solicit basically anyone that looks like they could use some headLower standards than a real woman. Are you sure you're not gay?
>>32335161>26 years oldYou are a zoomer, pedophile
>>32335219How many years in a row has he been 26 now?
State gender.What do you think of AI writing/images/video/music? Do you ever dabble in any?
Should I skip the gym and keep studying for my E&M exam at 4-4:30pm tomorrow or should I hit the gym?
Why don't women's pants have pockets? I can't possibly believe it's sexism like many women claim? That claim is ridiculous to me. Do women really believe there is a cabal of men designing women's clothing to not have pockets just to slightly inconvenience them because of "muh patriarchy"?But at the same time, I look at some of my wife's jeans and other clothes that have fake fucking pockets and I'm like what is the point of this?
>>32335234Real pockets are bulkier, and if there's one thing that women detest, it's feeling bulky.
>>32335234>Do women really believe there is a cabal of men designing women's clothingThis part is true, all top designers are men.
my hips hurt is it because I'm getting older? I turn 36 in December
>>32335222MI do a bit of all of it. I think it’s a decent creative tool and fun to use, but very troublesome. I hate commercial products getting sold like games that are all AI.
>>32335244happy early birthday anon I’ve wrapped your hip replacements and they’re under the Christmas tree
>>32335222MThey're kind of art without an artist, and I don't mind them for private use, but see >>32335245 for my view of it commercially and I dislike the thought of someone giving someone else an AI generated poem or whatever else.>inb4 people don't do thatI've heard people directly state that they do
What would Super man do?What would Jesus do?
>>32335244I turn 30 in a few weeks and my hip is killing me right now but it's because I got drunk yesterday and busted my ass. I'm just glad I didn't hurt my back (again)
>>32335252Both of them would do it, no questions asked
>>32335237I assume it has to be something like this. Like the actual choices made by women. The market has to select for pants without pockets otherwise they just wouldn't be made. There has to be a large subset of women that actually just want pants without pockets. If a woman wanted pants with pockets, she would buy them with pockets considering that there are loads of options of pocketed pants to choose from but they just don't.
>>32335255I guess the question then would be would you kiss them while ape cum is dripping from their mouth.
Guys, I think I want a bf that has steatocystomas. He should let me operate on him because he is free human bubblewrap. I'll wear a sexy nurse outfit too for kicks.Thoughts?
>finish moving a couch and loveseat down 3 floors>sweating and exhaustedEmbarrassing how out of shape I am.
>>32335259What is it whit some hoes and popping men's pimples?
>>32335222M. The writing ones seem decent but the drawing ones all seem like trash. I think the hype around the technology is overblown.
>>32335221He was claiming to be 23 in 2021, checks out to me.
I have come to the conclusion the most efficient way to ruin someone is to super glue their urethra shut.Thoughts?
>client comes into the office today>asks for me specifically>vaguely remember them>tells me they thought they recognized me but wasn't sure since I was standing vs sitting down>okayyyy.png>calls me "Sir" then says "oh what am I saying, I'm probably older than you, let me try to guess your age">"Okay now you guess my age">"haha I guess we're both aging gracefully">shows me their widow's peak>thanks me and says they'll see me aroundWas this dude gay for me?
>>32335259Revolting
Post genderIs having a physical preference for a given race racist?>inb4 something about black peopleI wonder if it's racist to get harder to Asian women. All races can be attractive, but there's something about Mongolian women that can let them be 11/10s
>>32335281F No
>>32335261NTA, but it's satisfying to groom my partner like that. Helping give him relief makes me happy, and it's the cool kind of gross to look at.
>>32335290hehe sandy cheeks in a bikini bottom
>>32335281MNo. It’s also not racist to say “I think I would never date a member of _____ race.” Preferences are okay.
>>32335296it is racist because most of the time it's not even true, they're just using it as a way to be racist.they'd date a member of that race in a heartbeat because most of them are scum.
>when you're just a chill guy.
I just realized that atoga is a demon who lives off of my creative energy. If I close the page forever, you will all die.
>>32335306Good. Do that.
>>32335306Solipsism anon has reached another breakthrough point
>>32335308Goodbye, JH. You were an interesting sliver of the Godhead.
>>32335312I'm not jh you retarded monkey
men who like pegging should be beaten mercilesslyfaggots
>>32335302I fucking love my new character
>>32335322What if they like to be the ones to use the strap-on?
>Woman makes eye contact>Instant crushEVERY TIME
>>32335222MI use it occasionally. I'm not about to commission an artist to make art just so I can have a picture for personal use. I'd consider spending money if I were making a product, but I don't need to shell out 10-200 dollars for character art for a D&D game. So for people like me, it's very useful.Unfortunately it does mean that a lot of art will become AI-generated in the future, which is a shame.>>32335234Because women buy them, likely to make themselves look slimmer, and then buy purses to compensate.No sexism, just economics.
>>32335222MI've used it for job applications because after a certain point I stop caring. I used image gen when it was a new fad for the novelty of "haha it's darth vader mowing the lawn", used it a little for images in a tabletop RPG campaign, but that's it.Fun gimmick, useful even, but I'm on the side of "not real art". Not on quality grounds, because it can make things that look good even if people really, really, like to pretend it can't, but on the usual "no human soul/creativity/spark so it's not art" grounds.
WomenDo you ever whimper during sex?
>>32335351Only out of frustration.
>>32335351only when grinding and teasing the rest are pants, moans and gasps
MenDo you ever fart when you take a shit?
>>32335364Yeah.I get gassy sometimes, so I do that no sound fart where it's basically just my guts deflating.
>>32335351I'm deaf, I can't tell. Maybe.
>>32335363>>32335361Do you gasp when the head goes in?
>>32335372Ask your bf, he'll know.
>>32335364actually the most normal question asked here
>>32335377I've actually asked guys how I sound and no one has really given me a straight answer. I guess they don't want to hurt my feelings.
>>32335364Yeah, but unfortunately the opposite also holds true.
>>32335381I mean, now that I think about it, how would you even describe it.
>>32335374I always laugh out of anticipation.
Women, do you have tummy troubles?
>>32335390who doesn’t
>>32335383Lol, I know, right? It'd be like trying to describe color to a blind guy.
>>32335390I have IBS, yes.
/atoga/ seems kinda slow tonight.Either gender, what are you up to tonight?
>>32335398procrastinating, too cold to get out my ipad
>>32335399Put on a sweater.
>>32335399Hey, when you draw on a tablet, the pressure sensitivity is in the pen?
>>32335398Got a tiny 1:43 drift rc car today, so I've just been driving it around my living room.
>>32335398Coffee and musichttps://youtu.be/2fKOXhsXz3c
>>32335398MProbably about to play Castlevania. After I eat. I forgot to eat dinner the last two days and it kept me up at night.>>32335409That's silly. But not in a bad way.
>>32335401I have a jacket on! I’m under 2 blankets !! too damn cold>>32335406mhm! i have the Apple Pencil, im not sure if any other styluses can have pressure sensitivity for the iPad
>>32335343>I've used it for job applicationsdid you get results?
State genderAre you still in touch with your ex? How is it if so?
>>32335423MAbsolutely not. I tried that many times and it is a terrible idea.
>>32335423Fnot in touch with any of them
>>32335398MMade dinner, went to dance class and just chilling now.>>32335423MNo, but she looked at my LinkedIn profile a month or two ago. I could contact her if I wanted but she didn't respond last time.
>>32335398Male, reading a book.I love it when /atoga/ and my other threads are slow, that's when I do my most reading. Fast threads keep me distracted.>why don't you just close 4chan?Ha ha, yeah.
>>32335423MNo, I wish I could. She was my best friend before we dated. We made each other happier. Now she wants nothing to do with me, although she did recently unblock me on Snapchat?
slow thread .. what should I draw for the 6 of u that are here probably
What did you do during Covid? Did you have lockdown?
>>32335423M. No, she ghosted me.
>>32335434If only it were boobvious what you should draw...
>>32335434You freezing.
>>32335435I put on a mask, and with my ugly face hidden I finally had confidence and good self esteem.I want to go back.
>>32335434Maybe a representation of hanging out in /atoga/?
>>32335434Draw an eclipse
>>32335423F. My ex is my fwb.
>>32335434A sequel to the monkey heaven drawing.
>>32335435Not a lot. Unfortunately.I did hang out with my friend online from time to time. Ironically, I hung out with him more during the lockdown than I do IRL now, even though we live 10-20 minutes away from each other and it would be easy to hang out.
>>32335434A clown girl falling in love with a clown boy!
>>32335442Y'know, you could still wear a mask out in public. :/
Next Thread>>32335456
>>32335435I had a great time. I used to be able to walk home from work without even watching for cars. I watched Dragon Ball during each walk.
>>32335434A mime girl.
>>32335438boob..
>>32335440bbrrgegrghhh
>>32335435honestly can't remember specifics. don't remember if we had a lockdown or not but i didnt wear a mask or any of that shit outside of school. and half the time i wouldnt wear one there either. people stopped giving a shit a few months later anyways iirc
>>32335470Woah, I got color!
>>32335443on the daily>>32335475LOL yes I couldn’t figure how to do cold without some blue
>>32335475uuuu color aaaaahhhhh
>>32335444oooooohhhh aaahhhhhh
>>32335497Impressive, very nice
>>32335497I like that. More adventurous.
>>32335448monkey hell
>>32335434Can you do your style of this?
>>32335531Fantastic.
>>32335454I gave up on coloring the clothes>>32335543YAY glad u like
>>32335459my mime ass:
>>32335556Thank you, I love this.
>>32335434A sad cowboy riding away from a desert landscape
>>32335533I like drawing glasses like this
>>32335556Your self-insert looks sad in this one.
>>32335566Well done!
>>32335561fjunny horse>>32335567well, mimes aren’t really happy either>>32335568thank you!
>>32335572hurrse!
>>32334716>Its a bit like getting solid sounding advice from MKG only to later learn that he cheats on his disabled wife>>32334722>MKG cheats on his wifeYou guys gotta work on your verb tenses.It's not like birds grow on trees.>I get blackout drunk several times a week>We are not the sameTrue. It's been years since I got blackout drunk. Be kinder to your liver. Maybe try milk thistle. You'll miss it when it's gone.>>32334724>Maybe that's the secret, he's a total piece of shit so that he can keep giving anons adviceNot quite. But virtue untested is innocence. You don't ask a virgin for advice on your wedding night, but you might ask a nun with a tattoo she can't show you.>>32334729>"Do want you want to do, don't worry about the consequences or what other people think."Technically correct.One should be aware of the consequences, research the consequences, consider the consequences, weigh the consequences, and then accept the consequences. And THEN, yeah, deliberately do what you want to do and sure as fuck don't worry about anything, least of all "what people think". Some people will think you're a piece of shit no matter what and worrying is about as useful as solving a math problem by chewing gum.
>>32333460>proud pedophileFor the record, he wasn't at the time. He hadn't run out of adult women willing to talk to him yet.But yeah, otherwise not the best example of decision making but she was aware.>like how does a guy end up thinking yeah man I want this girl.No mystery. She's literally just so amazingly based that none of that matters.And I can of completely understand her position at the time. I would have been more slow and cautious, maybe allowing him to reveal himself sooner, but we differ. People differ. It's fine.
>>32334726>MKG went to a psych ward for getting into a fight with cops while drunk.Strictly speaking, it's more accurate to say that the cops interrupted a fight between me and their squad car. I could've gotten won by TKO if they hadn't.
I don't mean to interrupt cool art time.Carry on.
>>32335984You know there is a new thread right boomer?
>>32336014I figured but I like dead threads sometimes. Necrophilia 'n all
>>32335195Orly >>32335221I sometimes went up/down a year so as not to doxx my birthday, but I am 26
>>32335423FNot in touch with any of my exes.But to be fair all of these relationships ended badly or were just plain bad to begin with. I think exes in your adult years are different.
