Baby
Baby girl if you're a pair of creeps

>>32576624
They're probably talking to the guy behind you.

Princess if you’re extra weird

>>32576718
Is that an MMF faggot joke?

>>32576624
Slap them and walk away. Trust no hoes.

>>32576728
Best advice.

>>32576728
>jewish psyop
so how much rent do these jews make you pay?

>>32576770
jews are famous landowners, in fact

>>32576624
baby
you call them baby

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>>32576624
"My child...."

>>32576624
Oi

>>32576624
"My little girl".

>>32576728
Ageplay has existed since the Victorian times at least

>>32579746
Oh? Tell me more, sir...

>>32576624
Tell them that's sounds like incest and she shouldn't be trying to fornicate with her dad.

Why do men get shit for imaginary Jew science saying they want to sleep with their mom but women will actively seek out men like their dad and no one says one thing.

>>32579779
>imaginary Jew science
I mean, are you paying market rent? Or do they give you some sort of housing voucher?

It is your head after all. I'm just curious.

>>32579934
nta. who is living in whose head? think about it, anon. it doesn't make sense the way you use the "rent-free" meme even if you're trying to come off as extra-smart by incorporating this reverse-twist of the jews being real estate owners. you just come off as retarded.
and there's nothing wrong with what that anon said. modern western psychology is based on sigmund fraud's unfounded fantasy fairytales about all men wanting oedipussy. (which is wrong, i'm more of a little sister guy, mommy-incest is a disgusting idea to think about)

>>32576624
If you don't like it, tell them to stop doing it please it makes you uncomfortable.
if they refuse to do so or make fun of you ditch them, enforce your boundaries anon.
If you like it, tell them to do it more.

>>32580637
>if they refuse to do so or make fun of you spank them and make them stand in the corner.
FTFY

>>32580561
>who is living in whose head?
I don't care

>you're trying to come off as extra-smart
I guarantee you that was not my intention

>by incorporating this reverse-twist of the jews being real estate owners.
nigga, I'm not the one who said that, >>32570968 he is.
I'm just playing along.
He deserves the credit for that, not me.

>you just come off as retarded.
YES!!! That's the whole point, you nigger.
I'm trolling his obsession with Jews.
Whether or not he's right about them, idgaf.
I trolled him, he trolled back. It's a running gag.
It's mutual masturbation. At least I hope.

>and there's nothing wrong with what that anon said.
I never said there was!
There is no disagreement!
It's just innocent trolling!
Mutually!!1!1

>>32580646
>you spank them and make them stand in the corner.
Mmmmmm!!! Someone's been a bad bad girl!!!
Mmmmmm!!! Naughty naughty girl!!!

Yes, daddy...

>>32576624
A fellow patriarchy enjoyer. She knows instinctively she's supposed to be handed off from her father to another man to become part of his family.

>>32581100
Who's your daddy?! *female moaning*

>>32576624
"Assemble my child. Time has come for you to atone for your actions. Now get on your knees. Make daddy proud"

>>32581349
Yes, daddy...

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You're supposed to look at her in disgust and say, "Ugh, gross."
Works for me

>>32580949
>I'm just playing along.
yeah, you're playing along in a dumb way. that's what i meant.
>I'm trolling his obsession with Jews.
but sigmund fraud was a jew. that makes international jewry as a whole responsible.
>It's mutual masturbation. At least I hope.
did you ask him for his consent?

>>32581349
assembling always involves multiple people. a single person cannot assemble. one person can also not form a crowd.
are you american?

realistically would most men be okay being called daddy and having a sexual dynamic along those lines? that's what i want but i'd be sad if i met a guy i really liked who was't into the daddy stuff. not even super extreme i just want to call him that and have him play along a little

>>32581539
>you're playing along in a dumb way. that's what i meant.
Didn't I just fucking tell you that the jews owning real estate in his own head thing was his idea?

The joke, >>32570968 his joke, not mine, was that instead of them, the jews, staying rent free in his head, they.. make HIM.. pay them..

If you have a problem with that concept being dumb, take it up with him, not me.

>did you ask him for his consent?
Did the jews ask him for his consent before invading his mind? Huh?!

>>32581625
>would most men be okay being called daddy and having a sexual dynamic along those lines?
Yes, mommy... spank me, mommy...

>>32581625
it would disgust me. can't speak for others, though.

>>32581679
>The joke, >>32570968 his joke, not mine, was that instead of them, the jews, staying rent free in his head, they.. make HIM.. pay them..
Thank you for making me aware, anon. I had not picked that up, and I was wrong to blame you for coming up with it.
With that said, I regret nothing and it was a pleasure talking to you.

>>32582025
fair enough. i get where you're coming from

>>32582025
Come on, daddy... don't you want me to be a good little girl for you?

Spank me, daddy...

>>32576624
daddy's little whore

replace whore with slut, bitch, cumslut, cockslut, and so on

>>32582041
See I knew there was something there you weren't seeing.
>Thank you for making me aware
No problem!
>I regret nothing
Yes, of course!
>and it was a pleasure talking to you.
OMG SAME!!!

>>32582156
>cockslut
Now that is a new one to me. I've heard all the others but that one, that is new to me.

>cumslut
Hmmm, same with this one as well.

>>32582182
weird cause isnt your mom's name?

>>32582225
What about your mom's name?

>>32576624
Look OP I dated a foreign student and she once said "I was like a brother to her" during sex.

That obviously felt weird at the time. But I later found out Asians tend to use familial terms very loosely as terms of endearment.

You've been called "bro" or "son" by people other than your sibling or parents right? They're just trying to be close. Daddy isn't that different from that. Hell your mother probably called your dad that.

Just don't over think it.

Play with it. Have some fun.
Stop overthinking and interpreting everything negatively like most people around here do.

>>32581555
Ahh, I see. I am Scandinavian, can't do grammar for shit. Thanks for correcting.

I SUMMON THEE MY CHILD**

>>32582466
>Assemble, my child!
NTA, but I liked the way you said it, even if it wasn't grammatically correct.

>Avengers... ASSEMBLE!!!

>>32576624
Offer to take them for ice cream if they did their homework

>>32582590
dats hawt

Yes

>>32576624
I always thought the "daddy" thing was gross. It evoked incest, child abuse, etc... Then I had a girlfriend and we were playing in bed and she called me daddy and despite my previously mentioned aversion to that, it really turned me on.

Just go with it once or twice.

>>32582590
?

>>32584792
Ah so you embraced the incestual child abuse and allowed your inner sexual pervert to naturally become the sexual father figure your girlfriend needs and desires in order to satisfy her blossoming inner sexual childhood.

That is good. Very good. I am happy for the both of you.

>>32584853
Yes, yes I did.

>>32584792
Yes, daddy. I love you, daddy. Spank me, daddy...
Spank me harder... I've been a very naughty little girl, daddy...

>>32584858
kek ok then

>>32576624
Go to school, honey.

>>32576624
Daddy?

>>32576624
I wouldn't even care. Maybe I'd go 'heh'. and continue with my day.

>>32576624
You should ask them to Hawk Tuah after they call you daddy podcast

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>>32576624
into the trash it goes

>>32590859
>Hawk Tuah
Isn't that the sound you make when you spit something?

>>32576624
>How am I supposed to respond to women that call me daddy?
“Grow up.”

>>32581625
>realistically would most men be okay being called daddy and having a sexual dynamic along those lines?

It’s really creepy, I’m not gonna lie to you. I’ve been called it all the time, in relationships and just random girls commenting on the way I carry myself. I genuinely do not like it. Women who say ‘daddy’ jokingly or sexually really need to look in a mirror and say it, so they can see what I see - a grown adult woman LARPing as a child. It’s unsettling to me, doesn’t make me hard, and I dislike it’s a trend among girls now.

>>32591864
>a grown adult woman LARPing as a child
it's not always that. "Daddy" can be someone in charge, someone dominant, someone who leads in a relationship. But yeah, it can be that, too.

>>32591904
>someone in charge, someone dominant, someone who leads in a relationship.
Yeah, like a father. A strong father role model, that’s where it comes from.

>>32591864
>a grown adult woman LARPing as a child
Well yeah, that's the fucking fetish dude.
And it's fucking hot. Ever heard of DDLG?

>>32576624
Taco Taco Burrito Burrito

>>32594532
Yo quiero?

>>32592178
>Well yeah, that's the fucking fetish dude.
No shit.

>And it’s fucking hot.
Sexualizing infancy is fucking gross. Yes I have heard of DDLG. It’s cringe to me.

>>32594532
>>32596381
This thread has been killing me to look at for days. Hungry.

>>32596996
Dude, go to Chipotle, yo.

>>32576624
>good girl
>You are daddy's special girl/princess/cum angel/cum slut/fuck princess
>Daddy is so proud of you

>>32576624

>> get out of my house,you fucking weirdo

Anything else and you're asking for your life to be ruined

>>32576624
I used to call my ex mommy and she would jokingly call me son. It killed my boner every time.
So try calling her 'daughter'.

>>32598351
>So try calling her 'daughter'.
What if that turns her on even more?

>>32598949
Ya what if?

>>32597899
How?

>>32597899
How can your life be ruined by a hot girl's kinky incestual fetish?

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>>32576624
it means she wants you to call her mommy

>>32604378
>How can your life be ruined by a mentally ill woman with a paraphilia?
Gee, I wonder.

>>32598949
Start calling her mommy to flip the script. They do it to us all the time and we power through. Do it them and they get disgusted and mad because they have no empathy.

>>32597081
I had something else and it almost killed me.