ITT we ask the opposite gender anything excluding the following topics:- Politics (take that to /pol/).- Trolling of any kind (take that to /b/).- Racism (also take that to /b/).- Misogynistic and misandristic rants (take those to /r9k/).- Lesbians, gays, bisexuals, transgenders and other queers (take those to /lgbt/).- Personal details or pictures of yourself - these are not allowed on /adv/ threads. (If you feel the need to post toonme images, there's a corresponding thread on /soc/ where those are allowed).- Blog posts. (Honestly, there's no good place for those!).- Any image that is not work-safe.Help to keep the thread nice by reporting off-topic, poor-quality, or inappropriate posts.Previously on /atoga/: >>32585675
First for>me
Men of 4chan:Lol noSincerely,Foid hands
>>32588153moid hands
>>32588153>t. tranny
Why are girls so chompable?
>>32588158They generally have more fat?
is this true
>>32588162Meh, I wouldn't worry about it.
>>32588162No, I'm 130 at 6' and I don't have a six pack.
>>32588162Usually but not always.
>>32588162it's just /fit/cel cope and insecurity
>>32588144>To be fair, this is literally the "safe shallows" of 4chan, this is as normalfag as normal gets for this site.True, this is one of the few places where we don't invoke the Tits or GTFO Rule
>>32588175So you're fat.
>>32588186Sure, yeah. My BMI is like, 18, but yeah.
>marisa tomei is 60 years old and still looks better than any atoga woman
>she agreed to dinner with my parentsis this a good sign? I gave her every possible out but she said if I was ready then so was she
>>32588194Yes.
>>32588192>What is low quality post 500>What is facial surgery for 2000
>>32588194Yes obviously it is lol
>>32588192She looks like Benedict Cumbersnatch in this clip.
>>32588162people need less than 13% body fat to have a six pack. that's extreme. Like 11% body fat is hard.I had a visible 6 pack as a growing teenager because my home didn't have regular meals and I spent literally all day at the big park pool or biking around the city.But as soon as I got to eating at least 2 regular meals a day in the military and working on their fitness standards the six pack vanished because I got to healthier bodyfat.It's not fair to call people fat just if they don't have visible abs.
>>32588194>is this a good sign?No she hates you.
>has anyone ever managed to "teach" their partner sexuallyCurrently girlfriend is average as fuck unfortunatelyIt's not unpleasant but I get the vibe that she doesn't really know how to pleasure a man and probably hasn't really had to her whole life. >talk to her Haven't mentioned in those words but I've tried and I just don't think she understands that sex is as much about pleasuring a partner, as it is yourself. I have tried spicing things up but she's usually unwilling to try anything that doesn't directly relate to her own pleasure in some way.
>>32588195>>32588197>>32588202I just wanted to confirm that this is something women actually consider important and she isn't just using this as an ego trip or something.Am I being retarded?
How do I avoid becoming complacent in a relationship as a woman? I want to be the kind of gf who gives my bf home-cooked meals, massages, blowjobs, and whatever else he wants whenever he wants it forever, but it seems like most people become useless after a couple of years of dating and I'm beyond terrified of that.
>>32588210>beingNo.
>>32588212I think that is normal and men and women both expect the other to "put in less effort" over time, at least if they are sane. You can't be online 24/7, there will be days where you're sick or you don't want to do it and that's fine. The problem is leaving it for longer and longer.You need to find a happy medium between not doing anything and doing it all, all the time.
>>32588212If you were my gf I would be asking for sex daily and I know how that can wear women out or end up feeling like a chore so maybe do it until you feel like you can't anymore and cut it back to 3 or 4 times a week.Even when you are going steady and only have sex once a week you'll be doing more than most women or men do in the average relationship.
>>32588212Try to avoid taking your partner for granted. Do things to keep the romance alive, time together. Make sure you take the time you need for yourself, too.
>>32588212>most people become uselessSo don't. You want to suck dick all day? Suck dick all day. You are responsible for your behavior.
>>32588212Find somebody that makes you want to do that for them, and fulfills your needs in turn.
>>32588212People like to romanticize love and relationships but the reality of it is once the "newness' of the relationship fades and you know the person truly, its work. All relationships are work, all relationships are give-take, all relationships have moments where you don't get your way or you compromise and you aren't happy.The real question should be, "how much am I willing to work" compared to "how much work can I actually tolerate". Once you find that answer you won't have to worry about that again.
>>32588212squirt orgasm addiction
The femanons don't know that we can see their boobies.
>>32588212I am dead serious with this. Edging. If your hubby is the only man for you, and you have permanent access to his cock, like your own little treasure or treat, that should be pretty good schlick fuel. Get yourself horny and excited to hear those moans
you are exactly the same as you used to be
>>32588256That's not true, I got fat.
>>32588140Are women real?
>>32588256/gioyc/ is that way, bub.
>>32588175>130 at 6'>not enough existing muscle for abdominals to be visibleBrother I pray for you. Stay out of the wind.
My "happy" self is kinda annoying or people take jabs at it. I don't really know what to do about this. There's been a few times where all systems were a go and I was just happy - I find I attracted the most people / the best chances but I also got called mean names more ("fag") , I naturally have a very soft disposition down to my handshake, voice, twink build etc and even when I tried being "manly" - I'm just one of those really kind people when I am happy which apparently in a short guy is just a death sentence. We all gotta be these aggressive mad dogs or squished bodybuilder bowling balls to be treated like males. But there is always a cunt (male or female) that sees this as an opportunity and then I withdraw after they do their damage / bullying. I really don't know which way to go after this....any insight appreciated
Thoughts about these predatory dating app ads? I've been getting a ton and it has shitty messaging like:>You'll find a nerdy gf to play games and chill with! Just download!>This app was made for nerds and you'll find cute girls who love nerds and want to watch anime on the couch!>JUST TRUST US BRO DOWNLOAD YOUR 2ND PLAYER IS RIGHT HEREThis is really really predatory. How can companies get away with lying like that?
>>32588269Kek, thanks. My core is easily the weakest part of my body. I should probably stop living like a prisoner and actually move my body.
>>32588271Lift weights and get big
>>32588256except for my strength I can now do 14 dips, 40kg curls and 16kg pistol squats
>>32588272if your dumb enough to fall for it, you deserve to fall for it
Is this true?
>>32588275I do not have the genetics for it , I can look "aesthetic" like model esque abs but never "big" - I'm hardcore twink build. And I'm old and it aint slowing down (27) yet either probably cause I run a lot.
>>32588272>pic relatedI don't even understand what the spellcaster is doing>How can companies get away with lying like that?I remember years back I saw an ad for a dating site that was "for gamers" and it went something like>Play Skyrim? You're a gamer!>Play Candy Crush? You're a gamer!>Don't play games but just like having fun? You're a gamer!>Join our site for gamers!
>>32588281Ew wtf
>>32588271I'd kill for the opportunity to be twink but I never had the chance, easiest women ever I bet
>>32588281Listen I'm not an expert in anatomy or whatever, but wouldn't the balls only hit the clit in a really weird position? Like some sort of weird reversed missionary position where the dude's ass is facing the woman while he pipes her?Sounds uncomfy.
>>32588272>he still sees adsWhat the fuck is wrong with you?
>>32588286That's a massive cope. Eat a lot more protein and hit the weights and you'll get big. Nobody has magical genetics, it's all about the effort you put into your body. Diet and exercise.
>>32588299Or doggy.
>>32588299The balls can hit the clit during doggy you moron.
Random ass question for all genders opinion: With how roasted the tech market is , would it really matter if my portfolio site had some of my fiction and art on it as well?I just dont want to manage multiple sites for no reason if I don't have too. Basically just my nerdy worldbuilding shit in one category of the blog pretty much is what it would be contained tooIs this a horrible no good very bad idea from a professionalism standpoint ? Or just who gives a fuck with how cooked this economy is and do it anyway? I'm not writing Lolita in space or anything either fairly common themes of struggle and strife and reflecting on technology etc etc
I don't wanna watch fucking Skyler sing Happy Birthday to Ted.
>>32588310Skyler is the perfect example of the worst of white women. At least that's how I remember feeling when I watched it years ago.
>>32588312The cringe might kill me.
>>32588308Personally I'd consider that unprofessional, but I recognize that I'm a hardass.How easy is it for someone to find the art/writing on the site? If you really have to dig for it an employer would be unlikely to see it so it would be a moot point.
>>32588301I exercise a lot , I can't afford Lots of protein in my poverty budget , maybe one more can of beans per week but even eating that leads to so much gas and shit its not appealing
The cringe killed me.
>>32588310Part of my soul shrivelled up and died when I saw that for the first time. I’m going to dread that scene when I reach Breaking Bad.
>>32588325It's worse for me because my ex sang like that for me on my birthday 2 years ago.
>>32588325Wait have you always had a trip or is this new?
how soon is too soon to tell my gf I love her?
>>32588308It's the tech sector they know what they're getting into. As long as there's no spillover between the pages you should be fine. I think most professional places would ignore it if that's not directly where you sent them, and the places that are less professional will probably see it as a bonus
>>32588335You should tell her the moment you know it to be true.
>>32588319Oh the finished novels or writing would have been side by side / right underneath the code projects on the project page (a showcase of all my work essentially ) I could easter egg it (cause Im making the site/theme as well / not some wordpress boondoggle) , if you toggle dark mode then it adds those projects as a sort of this is who I am "after dark" The safest middle ground is just having it in the blog as a category (for hobbies) and just having it buried in the feed within all the tech posts. But it feels like a shame not to put it on the showcase page. Working hard on something just to bury it.
>>32588328Oh no…>>32588332Kind of new, a few weeks I think. I only started using it after one anon actually believed the trolls were me before realising they weren’t later on. I felt bad for them because they were using slurs.
>>32588256Nah I'm much worse bro
>>32588350At least now we will know for real if you have a breakdown and start using slurs again.
>>32588347>if you toggle dark mode then it adds those projectsThis is a fun idea.
>>32588286>I do not have the genetics for ityou do
>>32588325Fuck off
>>32588297unless you have freedom as well (which I dont) and can mask as normie (which is hit and miss with how much of a shut in I am) then its just a life of getting bullied for not being a man no matter what you do.
>>32588312White women still cheat on their husband's, bfs etc. Not all white women, there's still a few loyal white women
>>32588370Skyler does cheat on Walt.
How do you make a white man want to stop wanting to date brown women?
>>32588342I don't even know what love is.
>>32588373Yes she's a dumb bitch, I don't get why Walt still loved her. Shoulda killed her
>>32588370Question is though, is she ultimately right? Cause when you think about it , she was a normal housewife that was dragged into some shady shit. If your husband outs himself as a drug dealer and you're forced to go along with it for the bag in some sense he's liable for her having to go mask off like this. She had a decent life before walts drug shit , I think she's got the right to do it.
>>32588386I’m not looking forward to the scene where she steals his money.
American man here:>people on 4chan>think my voice sounds gay, even though I'm obviously not>foreigners I meet in real life or on language exchange apps>think my voice sounds very pleasant and they love to listen to it, especially womenWhat is it that causes these very marked divide?
>>32588390>people on 4chantheres your problem
>>32588388>If your husband outs himself as a drug dealer and you're forced to go along with it for the bag in some sense he's liable for her having to go mask off like this.No, not really it just means they are both shit people
>gf tells me she doesn't like my friends because they encourage my alcoholismis it fucked up that I would choose her over them? she's not wrong, they actively encourage me to drink because they claim I'm way more fun when I'm drunkI just know that sometimes a woman isolating you can be a red flag
>>32588396Just stop being a drunkard
>>32588390>guys I got insulted on 4chan how could this happen
>>32588396Look I hate women, but I'm on your gf's side. You're the red flag in this case and she's probably better off without an alcoholic like you.
>>32588394She becomes more shit over time because its wearing her down as it would any typical woman. She is shit in the way a typical woman is shit / becomes shit but he's shit on a way higher level. He didn't marry a mormon girl or some shit so if pushed hard enough ANY girl without very very strong beliefs is going to tumble like skylar
>>32588393yeah but people on 4chan are real people, not zogbot NPCs or brainless thirdies
>>32588398I'm unironically sober for 5 days now and that's a long ass time for me. She's a very big reason for that (other than a medical issue I'm going through)>>32588402she's too good me, that is true
>>32588322>beansnot bioavailable = you don't easily digest those aminoacids
>>32588411Yes, but socially maladjusted crabs at the same time. Pick your poison
>>32588411>brainless thirdiesIve got bad news for you anon
>>32588415>medical reasonsGood, just hang out with your friends without drinking ever
>>32588390post voice and i will sincerely tell you if i think its gay or not
Fuck I'm such a squeamish bitch.
>>32588396What kinda friend thinks you're a better person when you're drunk? That's really fucked up. Like you're only there to entertain them or something.
>>32588322Instead of canned beans, start eating dried beans. They're cheaper, and you can have less gas by soaking the beans, dumping the soak water, and then boiling in fresh water.
>>32588420>Good, just hang out with your friends without drinking everI can't tell if you're being facetious or not.>>32588425I don't know, usually I would say I'm a better person when I'm drunk as well but after meeting my gf, I actually feel pretty great when I'm around her.
Well /atoga/ what did you have for dinner?
Women what is something cute that moids do
>>32588432M1 miller litealthough i had a late lunch at about 3:00, footlong turkey sandwich with mustard and pickles
>>32588418what's the bad news?
>>32588432Turtles chocolate.
>>32588440Girl dinner
Women would you ever forgive your partner for hitting you
>>32588383Why?
>>32588444Maybe however I'd end up hitting him back.
Yo real talk when is it "Im being a bitch rn and this is just how guys are" or "damn I was the groups punching bag this whole time huh.."I only have one medium sized friend group (6 people) from HS left and never made a real friend after that , I think this group sticks together because we all know that / they are doing me a solid cause they know how crazy I am and for some of them - its kinda the same circumstances , lots of people that come and go but nobody that really lasts more than 2-3 years so we all just kinda circle back to each other. Now I'm the smallest of the group physically (short as fuck) and they are all giants so this is a key distinction because I think this is what enables some of them, these people also know everything , all the stumbles the failures etc as I know theirs. But they know my disposition - I'm always supportive and encouraging and I don't really push back but they'll mock my race or call me a faggot etc etc which literally isn't done to any other person in the group. Or worst is when its using coded language to insinuate it but never to outright say it. The thing is though , im objectively in a losing position and they do generally help me out despite seeing me fail over and over and I'm likely an autist (undiagnosed). So that's why I give them the benefit of the doubt but other times I'm like "this is dickhead behavior right? I hope they burn in hell" I really dont know what to do , these are my last people basically , in the long run if I get on my own feet should I cut and run? Use the hate as fuel? Or am I being a bitch , this is how guys are and I'm about to cut out the only guys who stuck with me through thick and thin? If they are in fact evil - then holy fuck , this casts a really dark shadow over my life cause I really trusted these people. Never making that mistake again.
Make out with all girl necks
>>32588457I don't know how to make out with a girl's neck, I just end up sucking on her tongue
>>32588432>what did you have for dinnerCigarettes and vodka (tho I did have some grapes and yoghurt)>>32588456>they'll mock my race or call me a faggot etc etc which literally isn't done to any other person in the group. Or worst is when its using coded language to insinuate it but never to outright say it.They sound like knobheads desu, you're better off without em
Anyone that says obtaining a GF isn't some life altering occurrence that will fix all your problems is full of shit. She literally gives me a reason to fix my problems.
>>32588473Just start kissing it
>>32588456You didn't give any specifics. Stand up for yourself, get better at confrontation.
>>32588482They say that because it's not conducive to long term stability and health.
>>32588490but she encourages me to be healthier?
>>32588493How long you been together?
>>32588482The girlfriend itself is NOT the fix. It's just the thing that motivates you to fix them.
>>32588489what specifics are you looking for? I did the other weekend , they just ignored me when I made my push back comment and waited for enough time to change the topic
>>32588494we didn't become exclusive until fairly recently but I've known her since early 2023
>>32588474>They sound like knobheads desu, you're better off without emDamn, yeah its time to kick my ass into gear then.
>>32588497Sometimes you have to actually bite rather than just deflecting
We are so back
>>32588495yeah but for someone who had absolutely ZERO motivation prior to having a gf, it really is life-changing
>>32588499That doesn't answer my question.
>>32588509nigga I have you the tools to find the answerwhat is "present day" minus "fairly recently"?
>>32588506>Sometimes you have to actually bite rather than just deflectingWhat does that mean? Call them faggot back?
>>32588510You're being deliberately skittish. Because you know that after the honeymoon phase, the mind goes back to it's median, and all that "change" you're talking about goes away.
>>32588474Haven't seen you for a while what happened
>>32588511it just does not sound the same coming from me -- it would be like pikachu calling you a faggot -- its just comical , no real edge to it
Women my life is shit and I have no reason to live. What about you?
>>32588514I don't know why it would go away when she's also trying to improve herself and even told me she'd dump my ass if she found out I was heavy using again.
>>32588533>usingAh you meant being a drug addict? That's completely fucking different. With drugs, any boost is a good boost, but you also need to do it for yourself. Take this time to establish a life you can feel satisfied with without her, so you don't fall back into old habits. Trust me.
Walty J is actually such a beast.
>>32588533You should start vaping
>>32588456You have two choices. Voice your issues seriously then work through it together, or voice your issues seriously and tell them to get their act together or you're leavingSome people are really just assholes and you can't run away from that reality just because it's possible and scary. But the reality you're given doesn't have to be tje only one there is
>>32588538I don't think that's possible. I was already spiraling before I finally asked her out and to be honestly, even taking that plunge was an act of self-destruction that just happened to work in my favor. If she ever dumps my ass I legitimately might kill myself, not intentionally as an act of suicide but because I'll be able to stay sober.
>>32588560It's not possible right now. But if I was you, I'd consider counseling to work through whatever issues caused you drug addiction. For me, I wanted to die too. But drugs felt like the "safe" death, choosing how long I wanted to die. I only stopped because it was part of what drove away the woman I loved. You have an opportunity to find a better tomorrow, right now. Fucking take it, before you're left with regrets and pain, not after like I did.
>>32588405shit excuse from one shit person to another, any sane woman would have divorced him or reported him to the cops.
Walter is the fucking epitome of small dick energy.
>>32588383>How do you make a white man want to stop wanting to date brown women?You don't.
Does lesbians actually have better sex?
>>32588582>missing the core component of sexNo, I doubt it. The oral might be better but, no.
>>32588153Feeling is mutual babe.
Men (I'm a man too)Are all women like the women here on 4chan? No offense to the ladies (because I don't want to deal with your sperging) but the more I interact and read "women" on here, the less I like them in general, the more I feel like just giving up and going alone for the long haul.
>>32588599Weird, I like the ones here a lot.
>>32588599>Are all women like the women here on 4chan?Fuck no, just like how all men aren't like 4chan men. 4chan people, especially the chronically online ones, are socially maladapted retards who are full of bitterness and resentment and have loser mentalities. They are stuck in victimhood and their own weakness. If you touch grass, you will feel a lot better.
>>32588570I don't know what counseling would do for me that spending time with her doesn't. The biggest things in life that make me drink are loneliness, my family, and my friends. And she helps me deal with each of those.
>>32588599pretty much >>32588606women here aren't women
>>32588609Counseling will allow you to achieve that without her, letting you fill the relationship with something even better than just slapping a band-aid on your shit life. Also, think of her shoes. Even if she enjoys your codependency, that's extremely unhealthy, shows something wrong with her. That also gives her a shit ton of power over you. Or, she doesn't notice, in which case I'd be worried about her intelligence. Either way, all bad roads.
State genderHave you ever been called ugly?
>>32588613>women here aren't womenWomen here are their worst traits, a combination of narcissism, depression, low self esteem, anger, and a desperate need for validation. If you can understand women (which most niggas here cannot, hence why they're here) then imagine how your 4chan experience would filter through a woman's brain, and what kind of person would look at this place and not go "wtf this is shit" and leave.
Girls Did you know that you exist to be chomped?
>>32588618M.Yeah. It rolls off my back, I have enough internal and external validation to know I'm not ugly, or to care about what someone who thinks I'm ugly would think.
>>32588618MYes, but I've been called hot more
>>32588618MBuddies have called me a 4
>>32588599Like this post >>32588606>>32588613 is saying , I would also add - look into Dead Internet Theory , there is a very real chance you aren't even talking to real people anymore on sites like these or straight up state actors that are trying to demoralize and pick off the males and females that are chronically online. Whenever the internet is trying to frame an issue for you , understand it is manipulated and cut 9 different ways to make your mentality even worse. Touching grass is a demeaning answer in my opinion , but you SHOULD cut off these sources for at least ONE QUARTER (3 months) to see what happens.
I genuinely don't know how I'm supposed to behave with women who want me to abuse them.
>>32588614>Counseling will allow you to achieve that without herI seriously doubt that. Seems like it would just lead to me getting emotionally invested in my shrink rather than my gf. Unless you're talking about a different kind of counseling.
>>32588629Surprise them, make them feel unsafe in all situations, be erratic. Or gain some fucking self respect and don't go for women who are so fucked in the head that they internalized their pain and transmuted it into pleasure as a cope.
>>32588577There is a real life Walter White in Norfolk.
>>32588630I'm talking about whatever counseling would work for you. Be it AA, religious, or a therapist. You could very easily explore those feelings of codependency and needing to subdue your feelings with a male counselor.
>>32588631>Or gain some fucking self respect and don't go for women who are so fucked in the head that they internalized their pain and transmuted it into pleasure as a cope.I think that's the answer.
therapy doesn't work
Any women itt Girls drop a you if you're still with us
>>32588636Excellent demoralization post, Shlomo Shabat.
Would you guys miss me if I left?
>>32588641it wouldn'tbe the samewithout you
>>32588641Maybe? I don't know you, my nig. But, sure yeah. One less person to read my Breaking Bad blog.
>>32588642It would probably feel weird for a week but then you'd probably get use to it.
>>32588515What's upNothing happened lol I did post a bit on Sat night but I was just visiting some ppl
>>32588599>Are all women like the women here on 4chanNo, honestly touch grass to avoid the blackpill
This whole shit with Jane hits too close to home, reminds me of my sister.
>>32588618M, no>>32588623>>32588624>>32588625Wtf who is calling you people ugly
Me and femanon's thighs
There was something I was supposed to have ready for work on Monday and I got busy with other stuff and didn't actually finish it. I almost have it finished, but it might take me like 20 minutes and I'm afraid they're going to want to get started right away. I hope no one gets mad at me. I'm a little worried about it.
>>32588656Nigga you have been posting this all fucking day. Holy shit.
>>32588653>who is calling you people uglyI am.
>>32588646To be fair I haven't been very active since new years so I've gone without seeing your posts for a while which is probably where I'm getting that perception. Cheers mate.
>>32588657>it might take me like 20 minutesJust do it retard, gl
>>32588653My... Buddy? That I mentioned in my post? The only person who's called me handsome is me ma which doesn't count.
>>32588656Sauce?
>>32588653Old classmates, people when I bartended, etc.
>>32588659Rude>>32588660This is not Oxford fuckboy anon is it? Hope you have been spending for your time wisely >>32588665They don't sound like very good buddies>>32588669What the hellI would've spat in their drink
>>32588670>RudeYes.
>>32588670>I would've spat in their drinkSpit in a biker chick's drink, see what happens kek.
>>32588656What's up with the Japanese, specifically anime, an burgers?
>>32588670>OxfordNope just a regular anon. Though we have interacted frequently.>Don't sound like very good buddies To be fair it was only one guy, and he did kinda lose respect for me in recent years. But I can see where he's coming from, I look like a fuckin goblin.
>>32588675Japs love the US, and burgers are as American as it gets.
>>32588675Burgers are good
>>32588674Will she beat me up? (fetish question)
>>32588674She punches me? Hot>>32588676>I look like a fuckin goblinThrow some bombs at him>he did kinda lose respect for me in recent yearsYou do you but I wouldn't actually be friends with someone who didn't respect me and vice versa >>32588680Borgar
>>32588681No, but her methed out biker boyfriend would. I once saw a guy get stomped out by 6 of them in the parking lot.>>32588682No, not her, him.
>>32588681No, one of the men around her might
>>32588682We don't talk much anymore in all honesty
>>32588656Cringe
>>32588599>>32588606I'd say 4chan anons are simply more extreme.Some of them are worse than the normalfags, but some of them are way better, or at least more interesting, that's why many of us are here, I guess.In my work environment, using 4chan is considered a sign of a "man of culture".
>>32588694Where the hell do you work
>>32588694Interesting is the operative word, and does a fuckign ton of heavy lifting. The same way a car crash is interesting, it's novel, but you can be interesting without being fucked, capiche?
>>32588676>I look like a fuckin goblin.Goblin girls are hot, even if you are the more feral type
>>32588683>himOkay that's less funI think if someone called me ugly I would cry and then put a curse on them
>>32588701I'm a dude though
>>32588694I'd say that the interesting ones are few and far between and most of the anons on here are just shooting the shit, browsing things on the internet, and not really doing anything interesting.Most interesting people I know don't actually talk to normies about what they are doing because normies either see it as an attack on themselves or they think its weird, "quirky", or make fun of you for doing interesting things. Grey Rock theory does wonders when you implement it, learning how and when to be boring is an absolute gift.
>>32588618FYes. It's an insecurity of mine, I'm very much a butterface
>>32588705Degradation fetishes are beyond reprehensible.
>>32588695Analytical lab. Most of us there are chemists and biologists, so perhaps we are a slightly more biased "nerd" selection.
>>32588618MYes
>>32588712I would kiss you
>>32588618I was told that I WAS ugly by a friend
>>32588710Unironically have a friend who has a waifu, like legit devoted to this anime character he made and its fascinating to see him learn all this shit to bring her to life from 3d modeling, to ai, to writing and such. A lot of people would find it weird and sure I'm aware he is probably lewding and jerking off to her, but what he shares and shows me is pretty cool. He even has a robot arm on his desk his waifu can use to hand him stuff and move things around on the desk.
>>32588618MNo, but never been told I was good looking either. I'm just plain looking.
>>32588726normies are like crabs in a bucket, you stick out too much, they get offended and insecure, they do things to bring you down to make themselves feel better. This is why you either learn how to be normal for them or you don't share anything you doing with anyone but your closest friends.
I sent my gf a pregnancy meme and she said "this will be us". OMG
>>32588731Nice dude.
>>32588731Tell her that you want to be the pregnant one and see what she says
>>32588694>I'd say 4chan anons are simply more extreme.Just like men, then again >70% of 4chan are males
>>32588641I didn't post for several days and my first post back, I got told to kill myself so probably not
>>32588731Cute. Have you picked out a ring yet?
>>32588620Are you a cannibal?
Any of you guys mormon? They're opening a temple in my city and are letting the public go inside for the month before its dedication. Can any mormons tell me where the hidden levers are that open the secret door to where they keep the spaceship?
>>32588745You’re thinking of Scientology.
have you ever felt like your relationship moved REALLY fast but it was okay that it did?
>>32588747Yes, then it went cold and it fucking sucked.
>>32588742lmfao, classic 4chan, welcome back anon you were missed!
Femanons would you like to be my gf
>>32588618yea, by an old online friend, by an acquaintance, by my ex, by old oneitis, by my rip friend. I'm okay with it, I'm decent looking now.
>>32588746No, Mormons believe that when you die you get to become a god on your own planet, also God lives on a star called Kolob.
>>32588745You should go because once its dedicated you'll never be allowed inside again.
>>32588756Sounds like you made up that.
>>32588749sounds like it wasn't okay
>>32588756You become God's middle manager of your own planet with people on it yeah, but you get there via death not a spaceship.>>32588758No its real, like the magic underpants but different sects interperate it differently or don't believe it entirely.
State gender, would you survive Yakub's Patmos eugenics facility?
>>32588761The moving fast part was, I bought into it whole heartedly and felt it. It was when I started to get iced that it wasn’t okay. I doubt I’d do something like that again.
>>32588766MYes because I'm friends with Lord Xenu and I have the power of 1 million thetans inside of me.
>>32588757Yeah could be worth a look at least, if anyone tries to convert me I'll just tell them they can baptize me after I'm dead, not that they need my permission.
>>32588747Yeah, I moved in with my long-distance husband after two months of dating and married him another two months after that. It's been fucking great. Sometimes you just know.
Where did you guys put my bible
>>32588766>YakubIT'S BUCKBREAKING TIME
>>32588766Bro I'm the straight up cream of the crop white person, Yakub would be showing me off to the original black hebrews.
>>32588770A10? 0% melanin?
if I've been friends with a woman for at least a year before I started dating her romantically, is it okay for us to bulldoze through a lot of those standard dating milestones since we're already incredibly comfortable and know one another?
Is not going to a dentist for ten years a red flag for women?
>>32588780Idk, they're not here.
>>32588780I hope so. Jesus.
>>32588774I have found my bible.
>>32588779Dating milestones like?>>32588780Depends on the state of your mouth. If you've been ignoring problems for that long, red flag. If you've got good dental hygiene and genetics to where you don't need a dentist, that's fine.
>>32588784>>32588789I'll have you know that when I finally went to a dentist I only had one filling. So there.
>>32588780No
Women would you date a guy who religiously avoids sugar because he's afriad it will rot his teeth and infect them and make them fall out?
>>32588780well, are you teeth clean?
>>32588789>Dating milestones like?traveling together, meeting each other's friends, meeting each other's families, etcshit like that
>>32588803Nineteen? Ice queen, looking on a guillotine?
>>32588618MI've been catcalled by a bus full of girlsno
>>32588778Generally the less thetans you have the higher your level is.
>>32588599the girls here are not even that bad
>>32588809I'm an ADHD alien
>>32588809They are pretty bad.
>>32588809they are abhorrent
>>32588813>>32588814Nta but they're fun and nice which is more than can be said for a lot of the guys here.
>>32588770Lord Xenu never came back because I failed to help him cut the E-Meter...https://helplordxenuout.ytmnd.com/
>>32588819>niceFuck no, they are not nice.
>>32588821They so are
>>32588804Yeah, since you've been friends for a while, taking things slow doesn't need apply. Godspeed anon
>>32588824You're a retarded simp that doesn't seem them as humans, then, just little baubles and amusements. You sickening fucking animal.
>>32588821>>32588824Shhh, just relive old memorieshttps://sweetraptorjesus2.ytmnd.com/
Women,Do you sometimes question your sexuality? What do you feel about it?
>>32588796MYour gf will probably like getting all the sweets, but she might get fat as well.Or just try to find a diabetic woman.
>>32588599Honestly there seems to be a high incidence of BPD or NPD women in these threads. That said, when I can have a reasonable conversation with a woman here, my hope is slightly restored.
>>32588827Crazy nigga.
/atoga/ femanons are cutie pies and I like having them around.
>>32588833Degenerate.
>>32588796Sure
>>32588834Fuck off
>>32588835One thing I really like about them is that they don't start calling me a sickening fucking animal and a degenerate out of nowhere
>>32588834>Someone asks a question after having bad interactions with women>starts to simp and beg for them to stick around like he was saying we should throw them outWhy are you guys like this?
is it a red flag if she refuses to even hint to her parents that she has a boyfriend but was completely cool with meeting my parents?
>>32588831Diabetic people still eat candy
>>32588840You are an incredibly boring individual jh. Don't call me cute, don't cum on me, don't pick me up. Like come on, have some fun.
Is a girl showing you her non make up form a sign of immense trust?
>>32588796>religiously avoids sugarfaggot, retard and you will never EVER make itNPC tier behavior
If you are 20 then you weren't even in elementary school when I came to 4chan, that's crazy.
>>32588844Have you asked why? Some people's parents are fucking insane and make their lives miserable. In general it is a red flag though.
>>32588851What's crazy is that most of the people here now weren't alive when I started.
Atoga females are pretty mid but once in a while a cutiepie id creampie shows up
>>32588851Did you know that my dad was a grown man before I was born? It's crazy to think that there are people older than me.
>>32588849Could also be that she feels confident in her looks makeup-lessOn paper it should be a good thing, but then i saw way too many mids thinking thry are 10s and having attitude to match
>>32588852she has told me a ton of shit about her parents, way more than I've told her about mine, and seemingly has a better relationship with them than I do with my ownyet the last time we talked about it, she was like "I'm not ready for you to meet them because they are crazy"
Need a woman who will step on my back to crack it and help me bring down the dollar as the world's reserve currency
>>32588844I wouldn't say it's a red flag, more indicative that her parents may be difficult or weird about itWhen I brought a girl home my mum told her she could do better than me
I am a man and so this comment is proof that I am invisible.
I need a french gf so badhave you ever dated a french person?
>>32588864I see you
>>32588865M, yes, I went on a few dates with a French baddie, but she thought I was a dork and dropped me
>>32588866and you ruined it... why?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVONAydJ3NY
>>32588868To fuck with you
Sometimes i see a hott petite tiny chick and i think to myself "damn her butt is barely bigger than my hands"Id be worried to hurt her during sexo
>>32588868>meow meow meow meow meowI felt that
>waaaaaaah I have to finally come home after being on vacation for a whole month so I'm going to be insufferable to text until I see you again women, why are you like this?
>>32588859Crazy how? And how long have you been together? If she's not willing to set a timeline at the very least, red flag. My family is weird and uncomfortable and I've still introduced serious boyfriends to them.
>>32588870this is why i love fat assesPlenty of cushioning to plap against
>>32588865Only French girl I knew was a massive whore for blacks that did rohypnol recreationally. God, I wish I was joking.
>>32588869>aims my IDW at youhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgqLg6TwS_A
>>32588842This is all they have.
>>32588879IDW ironically is not only a great raifu but a funny meme and an actually usable gun girl
>gf went shopping with her friend>said she bought some sexy boots>tells me she'll send me a picture when she gets back home>literally sends me a pic of her holding the boot in her hand, not even wearing itI think she might be retarded.
>>32588780this is me, severe depression and fear of the dentist meant i put it off for ages. now i go to the government dentist
>>32588865They're the worst
>>32588829>Do you sometimes question your sexuality?No> What do you feel about it?It works
>>32588891Why?
>>32588889You always miss it man.
>>32588206nice
>>32588864Bruh how'd this guy make a blank post?
Women if you could stop being attracted to men would you
>>32588895I used to be able to get it everytime, now I miss everytime... maybe the universe is trying to tell me to pack it in...
>>32588902Yeah, it's over. You had a good run.
I'm talking with this Chinese woman on a language exchange app who reached out to me and she's confirming my suspicions that women of every nationality hate Indian men on these apps because they are creeps.Does anyone have a pajeet creep story?
>>32588904I noticed also, that when I miss, the end number is always a multiple of 3; Satan is working his tricks here
>>32588865>french gfBro...
>>32588894They're pretentious degenerates
>>32588910Yep
>>325889083 is like, half of 6...whoa...
>>32588912do you speak from experience or from internet stereotypes?
>>32588796yes but i would try to make him understand that sugar will not hurt him so long as he leads a relatively healthy lifestyle overall
what is it like to date slavic women?
>>32588829i have been with my boyfriend for almost 4 years and love him more than anything but sometimes wonder what could’ve been if i’d stayed a dyke. yes
>>32588910>if people say it's wrong they'll cheat less!kek
>>32588918Hope you never lose your wallet cause she'll go right out with it
Why do women always make their problems everyone else's problem?
>>32588916Experience
>>32588926nigga what
menwhy?
>>32588929>This video is unavailable Thanks anon
>>32588929>>32588931https://youtube.com/watch/mzTZOuu1AZsMy mistake
>>32588930You know why.
>>32588930You gotta do what you gotta do
zoomer gf or cringellennial gf?
>>32588618FOnline, Hell yes. Both directly and indirectlyIn real life.....yeah, but usually not directly.I did get called trashy once in a weird fake nice way that was supposed to be "helping" me
>>32588432Three fried eggs with cottage cheese mixed in, and some fiber brownie thing. Was yum
>>32588936Zoomer gf I'm not really into 30 year old women.>T. Zoomer m
>>32588936it doesnt matter they're both equally annoying
A girl in the service industry was friendly and chatty with me today (it is her job, after all) and I got so flustered I could barely respond to her questions. I'm done for.
>>32588933no i do not :c
>>32588937I think you're real pretty femanon.
>>32588936I got along better with millennial ex.
>>32588937The Queen and the King of /v/
>>32588944I remember in high school I was passing a girl some papers and our hands touched, my vision fading out and I got all lightheaded for a couple seconds.
>>32588936im a zoomer so zoomer but some of the millennial chix be fine af....
>>32588948nigga you have got no clue what I look like shut your faggot ass up
>>32588930My dick made me do it
>>32588953You are busted bro, you are down bad.
>>32588954I do actually I can see your pretty little mug through your window
I wanted a thinspo 40 yo millennial gfI settled for a big tiddy goth zoomer gf
>>32588951>men are diverse>women are sameyLel
>>32588958mmmmmm thinspo
>>32588618fonly passively in person. yknow how girls manage to be mean even without saying anything outright hurtful? like they just look at you and make you feel like garbage and less than? yeahthankfully i don’t post my face
Women, would you be willing to watch romance anime with me (if we were dating)?
>>32588961>thankfully i don’t post my faceYou should
>>32588955well stop it
>>32588962Sure, but on the whole the older I get the less I find anime appealing.If it's some pre 2020 stuff I could probably get into it.
>>32588963nigga what
>>32588390If it's on 4chan, they don't have a normal perception of it.I'd be called a tranny on here for my voice but it's quite normal.People who have a reason to be mean to you will find the bad (people on 4chan who have a first instinct to troll or be a contrarian shithead) and people who have a reason to be nice to you will do so(language exchange apps where they are trying to get something out of you or make a friend)
>>32588968Don't nigga what me, get to it
>>32588966nta, but for me its the opposite the older I get the more into it I get.
What celebrity do you look like?
>>32588975I was told I looked like Elijah Wood when I was younger and Lord of the Rings came out but I'm pretty sure I'm aging worse than he is now.
>>32588973
Recommend me something I can sleep too.
>>32588979https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0H6ujtM5gw
>>32588974I think for me it's because that was basically all I watched at all until about age 18-20 or so.I've seen all the major cultural titans, I know the memes and tropes, and I've seen it get more expansive and corporate. Not that it wasn't to some extent already, it's just gone beyond the scope of what people like me got out of it.I've started consuming more of other kinds of media now though, and I'm getting a lot more out of that at the moment.Although I still like the aesthetics and other kinds of more niche anime adjacent stuff
>>32588977Get it done cam on lad
>>32588981lmfao, no seriously
>>32588975MKinda like Martin Freeman if he was evil and Slavic
>>32588975M.People have said I look like Justin Timberlake.
>>32588975F none
>>32588988You look like Pippa Pipkin
>>32588984okayyyy >///<
>>32588990Holy shit I came
Whelp, I jerked off and I still feel bad so I'm just gonna crawl into bed and just remember that I'm not special and I'll die alone.
>>32588995Can I join you (no homo)
>>32588979https://youtu.be/dzhMRLuJvbQ?si=moeCM4aAJjU00i3_
>>32588996Sure but if we bruddle (bro cuddle [not gay]) I want to be the outer spoon.
>>32588999Can we switch mid way tho
>>32589001I don't know if I trust you enough to switch mid way though
>>32588993ermmm
>>32589002It's ok I won't ram my dick into your ass no matter how juicy it is
>>32589005You heard me.
We've all done this before an infinite amount of times. You only have the illusion of choice. It's all a joke.
>>32589010Welcome back solipsist anon. Guess you took another heroic dose huh?
>>32589010Penis
god this place is a shithole tonight
>>32589008show ur face big boy…
Well I just finished season 2 of Breaking Bad. Unironic chills. The fuck is that ending?
>never get pussy (i.e. misogyny): become living standard e.g. buddha, christ, newton, hitler, adult gohan, cao cao, sagat>get pussy: become boomer
>>32589016Gohan is married and has a kid.
>>32589015It's been a few years since I watched that show refresh my memory
I know no one in this thread cares, but I'm going to post anyway:I'm currently learning Spanish on Hellotalk and I talk with all kinds of nationalities I'll rank them from best to worst in regards to interacting with them.TOP TIER:Mexicans - Absolutely bro tier, just like in real life. Good convos tooCosta Ricans - Same as MexicansChileans - Great conversations and tend to be intelligent and super helpfulSpaniards who are fluent in English - Some of the most intellectual motherfuckers I've met on this app fall in this group. Tend to be nerdier than other nationalities I've met on this app and I'm all for itMID TIER:Argentines - These guys are a weird mixed bag. I can get someone who is completely normal and chill. Or have literal faggots spamming me with messages. Or chuds. Or thirsty ass women who ask for my socials and send me nudes until I tell them I'm taken. Or one person contemplating suicide. All of them were argies. Top tier bantz tho.Colombians - Very chill in general. The women tend to body mog every other nationalityVenezuelans - Like Colombians, but more depressedPeruvians - Chill and helpful, but pretty boring for the most partParaguayans - Response rate isn't as high as the others, but some of the most interesting people I met on this app were from Paraguay. I like their accent too Ecuadorians - See PeruBolivians - Helpful but kind of suck at holding conversations, but at least they can be somewhat intelligentCentral American blue flag countries - Literal whosDominican Republic - Tend to reach out to me first, but they suck at maintaining conversation and are kind of dumb desuSHIT TIER:Panamanians: These guys absolutely suck at holding conversations. They are very surface level and quite dullCubans: These guys are fucking retarded, bar none. I'd rather stare at paint drying than talk to these adult sized toddlers.Spaniards who lack proficiency in English/people from Equatorial Guinea: The worst of the worst. Absolute dog shit tier
>>32589016>hitlerBut he got pussy
>>32589018Jane's dad causes two planes to collide in the air and the teddy bear falls into Walt's pool.
>>32589015Jesse... he's real, Jesse....
MI'm feeling so good right now.
>>32589022LMAOGood shit.
>>32589015>watching breaking bad for the first timeOh how I envy youSnape kills dumbledore
>>32589019yeah you're right i dont care and didnt readi think /int/ bros would appreciate that tho
>>32589023that’s awesome anon i hope you continue to feel good. be safe and take care!
>>32589026I thought shorts would've ruined it but they miss a lot of good scenes and the tension leading up to ones spammed in shorts makes it way better.
>>32589014Ok don't laugh though in shy and sensitive
>>32589017>>32589020they got pousay after achieving power and it broke their frame look at gohan commuting to work despite being one of the strongest earthling, pussy do that to you make you beta even with status like that, hitler drank literal koolaid with his girlfriend in his treehouse, they got status first and were ultimately demotivated due to the pacifying property of the vagina.
There was a dyel anon in a previous thread saying that women in general prefer dyel men to men with moderate muscle mass. What a coping loser kek
>>32589031Gohan achieved Beast form while Pan was a baby, dumb fuck.
>>32589021Oh yeah that's the one. >>32589029I only watched it in like 2022 after seeing a bunch of memes and when picrel came up I couldn't take it seriously even though it was one of the most pivotal moments in the show.
>>32589033NTA.Pan was actually 3, so a toddler. Not a baby
>>32589030aaaaaand, yep! it’s all over the screen! DATTEBAYO, anons!
>>32588979https://youtu.be/ml6H7LEjoaE?si=1TccX9wJiodL7eFX
>>32589034I’m just enjoying the journey, but yeah.
>>32589013It's actually quite tame imo
MI look at the femanons here at times and wonder if any can see me for the catch that I am.
>>32589036I do not know what that means.
anons I miss being younger and feeling like my loneliness was the dignified pain of a heart waiting on true love rather than a bitter voice screaming at me to jump off a bridge for letting things get this hopeless
>>32589040BCS is quite fun too but starts off slow and boring for the first season or so
>>32589034Idk why people made the most emotional and serious repercussion of walts bad choices be some kind of meme joke.
>>32589043i busted my girljism
Is there anyone on this board who legitimately finds black men attractive? No memeing
>>32589049Nah this is the most emotional scene of the show
>>32589033>>32589035brother I feel your frustration, I was sad too when I figured it out.The way earth grooms men into being high status is sad, you do all the work by yourself and then earth gaslights you into thinking you need its help (it's really the other way around). Look at Bill Clinton did he need to be president? No. Elvis had many in his frame, look what the earth did to Elvis they made him fat. You do all the work by yourself like Jason Todd and then the world is like "let's make you even better" they can't do that, no one knows how to +1 the goat of all times. Iron Man doesn't need harvard, harvard needs iron man never forget it.
>>32589049>HAAAANK! DONT MAKE A SHITPOST OF ME YOULL RUIN THE SHOW FOR ALL NEW VIEWERS!! HAAAANK!!!
>>32589052Yes, but only the chad ones. I'm a man btw.
>>32589050Awhawhawhahqtqahqat???!?!!?!
>>32589052I'd pop those buck's bubble butts with my big massa cock if you catch my drift.
>>32589052they're usually not ugly, but they're so unhinged
>>32589054>ignores my evidence to vomit his incel slopDumb. Fuck.
>>32589060Just like furries, fags need to commit suicide
Should I call her?
>>32589049This is the freedom of comedy, everything can be laughed at.4chan does that very well.
>>32589064Yeah, call her a FAGGOT!
>>32589063You sound like a buck in need of a breakin
>>32589059problem?
>>32589066Over the phone? Ok!
>>32589064do it you won’t
>>32589069With you and with me baby
>>32589073I doubt she’ll answer.
>>32589062having melty? men reach max level and then babysit women and children and corporations and civilization. You don't have to go full magneto, just bedrot. Bedrot or become Andrew Tate.
>>32589076you never know until you try, don’t give up hope just because of “probably”
>>32589077I’m not even reading your posts btw. I just like the (You)s.
>>32589079It rang once and went to voicemail. What’s that mean?
>>32589081It's Joever.
>>32589080Enjoy your posts cooldown, Desmond. You will never be Neo.
>>32589075i can tell!
>>32589084Ah yes, I am a blocked number. Cringe.
>>32589086Everyone can unfortunately :(
>>32589065
>>32589081uhhhhhh its okayyyy itsokayyyyy!!!it ok!
>>32589091>>32589092Yeah, that checks out
>>32589091no i didn’t…
>>32589092Apparently I could be real creepy and mask my number. Or just leave a voicemail.
So basically I'm supposed to do nothing for women since they're so girlbossy don't need no mans. They don't even like sex so what's the point. Sunk cost?
>>32589092Why did you do that?
>>32589100dude, you're so right! spot on, my negro.
>>32589100who said we don’t like sex
>>32589103You don't have to be rude. (crying)>>32589104femanons here said it I'm just the messenger
>>32588618No, actually. Maybe I just don’t socialise enough.>>32588829No, practically never. I feel happy, I love men.>>32588867But dorks are adorable. Her loss.>>32588900Never!>>32588944Cute…>>32588962I’m not really interested in anime but I don’t really want to be rude about it since I realise that it might not actually be about the show itself but the time that we spend together watching it. And the joy you may get from me taking interest in something you care about because that demonstrates accepting something you identify with, and by extension, accepting yourself.So yes, I might.
>>32589098don’t do that :T
>>32589092>92it's him
>>32589109What if I took you in the back? Maybe sucked your dick? Would you like that, huh?
>>32589092How dare you
>>32589101i didn’t, honest!!!
>>32589114I wouldn't dislike it, I'd much rather we held hands in a well-lit area.
WomenWould you date a guy that's been to an escort?
>>32589115lewk it wasn’t me!!!
Women would you break up with you boyfriend if you learned he dropped firebombs on Afghani villages in 2004?
Holy fuck I just bent down and my left ass muscle HURTS A LOT!
>>32589113baseless accusations! it’s just a number… you men are worse than a sewing circle…
>>32589120My buddy's first car was a used Ford Escort
Femanon, I made sliced banana and orange wedges. I just wanted you to hear about it.
>>32589122no that’s dope
>>32589123GOOD! MF!
>>32589129It fucking HURTS GOD DAMN ITI can’t even move my leg.
Just watched that Chunibyo anime for the first time. It was cute.
My dating anxiety is just knowing that the girl is going to try some weird shit she saw on tv and I'm not going to respond appropriately since I don't binge media.
>>32589111If I offered to film myself blowing up prisoners of war with an m203 underslung grenade launcher (40mm, high explosive fragmentation) would you date me?
>>32589134huh?
>>32589127banana and orange you say…
>>32589132I really liked that show too. It was fun, and imo it showed there's value in retaining your imagination, albeit not to that extent but still
>>32589134Or she's doing some social experiment she saw on tiktok
>>32589131GET LIFTIN! SQUATS! DEADLIFTS! BULGARIAN SPLITS!!!
>>32589123stretch moar
>>32589143With a gibbled leg? Gimme a break.
>>32589144I’m pretty sure stretching is what caused this.
>>32589136>>32589142girls have random quirks they do that baffle me.>>32589137it was grapes and celery yesterday, just sharing.
>>32589146you pull things easily because you don’t use them enough, stretching combats that!
>>32589149I even read my bible today, is this because I tried to call my ex?
>>32589145RAAAAAH!
>>32589154I’ll pass, but yes, gym good.
Women would you date a guy who assumes multiple personalities on atoga for the sole purpose of trolling?
>>32589147CELERY??????!!!!
>>32588975Mentioned it a couple times in the past but closest is Maggie McFadden for the thick eyebrows, dark hair and round face.>>32588976>>32588986Dude this is so cool>>32589015My brother told me Breaking Bad’s more fast paced and exciting than BCS. I’m really anticipating getting up to it, but I also don’t look forward to Walt loosing his humanity. He was such a sweet guy at the start…>>32589034>I couldn't take it seriously even though it was one of the most pivotal moments in the show.Hey that happened to me the last time I watched Revenge of the Sith. Just constantly “Hey that’s a meme” and reciting the lines.
>>32589151none of those correlate at all i fear…
>>32589111Don't careDidn't askAlso, you're a trannoid
>>32589160God is punishing me by hurting my ass.
>>32589158>Dude this is so coolNot really and combined with the fact that I'm short it makes me look goofy.
Femanons do you have any technical skills?
>>32589164please just do some stretches you’ll be fine anon
>>32589169What if I look fruity? Then people will laugh…AT ME!!
>>32589171That's the point
>>32589157Yeah I wanted to spice things up a bit>>32588975I look like orlando bloom but without facial hair
>>32589172Nooooo I don’t wanna be a broken buck. It’s fine, it doesn’t even hurt that bad. :)
>>32589171it’s okay i’ll stand up for you. i’ll be all like HEY! leave him alone! he’s not gay, his ass just hurts. if you’re looking at it, that makes you the homo! or something like that idk… heh…
Welp, time to jerk off to chubby asian girls
>>32589176W-wow, really? No ones ever stood up for me before…t-thank you!
Your ass hurts because I fucked it
>>32589158wtf you're pretty!!!
>>32589179Not bad. But I bear the mark of cain so you will be fucked 7 times. Sorry about that.
>>32589183What if I want that
>>32589178any time, anon… *patpat*
>>32589186Then you better fuck me again, huh?
>>32589123I slept funny yesterday and my back was hurting the entire day.>>32589127Dude, I just ate the exact same thing half an hour ago! Magic man>>32589165I don’t think that’s goofy at all. We’ll get along just fine.>>32589179Man I LOVE these random meme images ITT BAHAHAHA>>32589180uhhh irdk…
>>32589190With pleasure
>>32589192You are one fruity ass lil nigga.
>>32589191>Man I LOVE these random meme images ITT BAHAHAHAYou're welcome
>>32589196And you are a buck made to be broken
>>32589201Not like this.
>>32589203Oh yeah. Brace yourself.
>>32589205Daddy chill.
WomenWould it be okay if your boyfriend liked when you refer to him as "little mouse" as a sort of pet name? Especially when flirting or intimate scenarios?
>>32589191>We’ll get along just fineI know that's your thing but I have very little chance of meeting a Mabel irl, by and large it's kind of a shit look.
>>32589207>anon thinks he's him
>>32589206>DaddyNow you're getting the hang of it
>>32589213I’m afraid I can’t be grippy rn I tried to extend my leg and it was not happy.
>>32589211Isnt that like Timothy something? Idk what he has to do with what I posted though. I don't remember where I even first saw the term but I really like it, makes my heart flutter and I get a bit flustered when I hear it
Women, what are your thoughts on women that post themselves doing dances on tiktok?
>>32589191Didn't this sociopath promise not to tripfag at the end of 2024?
>>32589216Psych ward grippy socks mfmmgmgmg
>>32589222i wish i had that confidence
>>32589225No that was the drawfag
>>32589226Yeah yeah, just stretch my ass already.
>>32589221Yeah
>>32589231Workin that thang
>>32589232>filenameIt's from Dune? I haven't seen it
I deeply regret not getting with the dorky Inuyasha fangirl I knew 20 years ago in school. We could be going to cons and making fanart of our Sonic the Hedgehog OCs together right now.
Question for other femanons.On one of my chest bumps under the outer areola area I guess I feel an odd shaped bump thing that feel a little different than the normal glands.I can move it with my finger.About the size of a couple small peas or something.Is that breast cancer or does that sound normal?Have no idea how long it’s been there.
Women would you date a musician
>>32589241Yep sounds like a mastectomy is in order. Say goodbye to your sisters femanon.
>>32589241yeah that's defenitely worrying, sorry sis :(I don't know much but I heard there's alternative screening tests for breasts, since mamographies can be uncomfortable
>>32589241please please get that checked out! even if it’s benign, better safe than sorry
>>32589241Could be a benign tumor, but it's better to make a doctor appointment
>>32589243Is he on the 97 percentile that can make a livable income? that's the answerIf he's on the 99 percentile and that implies some sort of fame, that's a bit off putting
>>32589241rule of thumb is, no matter if male or female, bumps should always get checked out
>>32589258What about the two huge masses in my scrotum?
>>32588434the silence is deafening
>>32589261It is quite telling unfortunately.
>>32589261>2025>he still didnt figure out that women hate men
>>32589241Don't panic but absolutely get it checked out immediately
>>32589268I appreciate that, anon. A lot. Thank you.>>32589250>>32589253>>32589256>>32589258Thanks friends I appreciate that a lot.
>>32589279good luck bud. its probably nothing but always got to make sure with these things
>>32589241it's not cancer, but it's probably a cyst get it removed ASAP, it's no big deal because you found it early
>>32588140girls follow me on anilisthttps://anilist.co/user/boogiepoppu/(but preferably only 1 of you bcuz im not a manwhore)if we have anichemistry (anime chemistry) ill follow u back... deal?
>>32589283The fuck is this faggot shit
>>32589285
>>32588975Tom Wellingbut I'm shorter than him
>>32588930the answer is always testosteronelack or excess of it
Women, if we were dating and you had forbidden from masturbating would you let me use your body to jerk off? Not piv sex but various forms of outercourse.
>>32589281>>32589282Thanks frens. I hope it’s not too late. It’s about the size of a pea.
>>32589294Can I suck it out
>>32589291
>>32589294my mom had it, it was easy to get outit doesn't spread, procedure is simple
>>32589299Maybe women aren't so bad after all
Women would you date a cosmetic surgeon
I have very troubling newsThe ass pain is making it hard to sleep.
>>32589310Try heroin
>>32589311No. I need tender love and care.
Is it a bad thing if I start talking a lot and rambling when I'm nervous
Menwould you bully someone for her weight if she ASKED you to?
>averages are supposed to be fine hence why they're average>be man of average height with an average face and an average penis>no woman will ever be attracted to youwhat the fuck did evolution mean by this?
>>32589318Is this your fetish
>>32589318Depends entirely on whether or not I found her attractive
>>32589318Yeah I can get into it but you're gonna have to let me warm up first
>>32589310
>>32589320Maybe you're overestimating yourself?
Women, what if you woke up in a room you dont recognize and there is a man you dont know in your bed and you go to the bathroom you look in the mirror and you look older and you hear a knocking on your door and you hear a little girl asking mom for breakfast?
>>32589326Mate…
>>32589318you sound fat as fuck stupid fat bitch i hate how fat you are
>>32589329
>>32588140How many of each item of clothing should a guy have (I'm moving out and want to use this as a chance to be more selective with things)>Jackets>Shirts>T shirts>Shorts>Pants>ShoesSay excluding work clothes
>>325893351 each
>>32589318I would bully them even if they didnt ask
>>32589318Only in private and double check with her before and after
>>32589318Please give an example of how mean you'd like someone to be and the type of bullying you're looking for vs one that goes too far
>>32589333
>>32589318Yeah. Maybe even if she didn’t, only with consent though.
>>32589342Nta but you are such a silly girl
>>32589318I would do anything for women who liked me as much as I liked them.
>>32589341literally anything’s on the table honestly depends on the OTHER person’s boundaries
>>32589345no i’m not! i’m perfectly sensible
>>32589347Jesus christ, well in that case I'm cumming on your food
>>32589348You are so goddamn silly, if you were in a silliness competition with a circus the entire big top would forfeit.
>>32589347I'm buying you a doggy bowl
>>32589347Surgeries and making you my doll it is.
>>32589351my mac n cheese….
>>32589347balancing goldfish on your nose so you can learn some obedience
>>32589347wrapping my dick with your tummy fat, fucking it, and calling you fat <3
>>32589347making airplane and choo choo noises as i feed you spaghettios (you're tied up)
>>32589318Probably not, saying mean things makes me sad.
>>32589353
>>32589365*starts spoonfeeding you*
>>32589375Would you like me to indulge in your fetish
>>32589347im taking you to the gym and calling you a fat fuck as you waddle on the threadmill, you fat piece of shit. I'll point out every single girl there and talk about how good of a shape they're in compared to you. then I'll pretend to lose my standing and get thrown off balance as you waddle and say its because your mass is causing tremors and shifting of the tectonic plates
WomenWould you make me feel safe?
>>32589354anon why did you puree my mac n cheese…
>>32589381you see things like this i can never tell if i like it or not because such descriptive language makes me laugh! if this were irl though id have a breakdown so it’d do the job kek
>>32589380not STRIC
>>32589347I'm serving you oversized portions that you can't actually finish, and then getting really upset at you for being so wasteful.
>>32589385*wiping away femanons tears with my pp*
>>32589389why did this website cut me off i was SILENCED
>>32589383you you can eat it with your face and not utensils as i watch
>>32589377nom-
>>32589373
>>32589367ts would slide off my nose </3
>>32589358:b
>>32589408No no, don’t include me, please. I’m just lurking.
>>32589389Fat bitch. Oink oink piggy bitch. I'd tell you to hit the fucking treadmill but you'd probably gum up the buttons with your fat sticky fingers that you were using to shovel sweets into your disgusting greasy gaub and break it. You make me sick. If diabetes were a person he'd fucking kill himself if he saw you. And I'm not surprised they didn't let you on the trampolines when you were a kid, not only would you break through it like the human wrecking ball you are, but you'd also evacuate the entirety of California because you would set off every earthquake detector in the state the instant your seismic ass hit the ground. The motherfucking us military would capture you and use you as a weapon of mass destruction, you'd trigger the dinosaurs' ptsd and they've been dead for 65 million years. You fat goddamn sow.
>>32589347hand you a slice of pizza as i hit it from the back
I wish women liked sappy romantic men as much as gay men do.
Is this really the only thing you want?
>>32589382>Women>Would you make me feel safe?Of course. Everything I do to you will be safe, sane and consensual. I know what I'm doing. You remember your safeword, right?
>>32589410>seismic ass
>>32589416As those days go byYou'll have me there to help you findThe way I feel with youI know it's gotta last foreverAnd when the rain begins to fallYou'll ride my rainbow in the skyAnd I will catch you if you fallYou'll never have to ask me why
>>32589422Did I hurt your adiposically-challenged little (figuratively) feefees?
>>32589347Are you at least the kind of fat that has big tits?
>>32589318>Men>would you bully someone for her weight if she ASKED you to?That depends. Do you have a humiliation fetish, or are you just trying to lose weight? If it's the former I'll happily call you any names you like; if it's the latter, we'll work out a meal plan together, and if you deviate from it even slightly I'll cane you until you literally can't sit down.But beyond that, no.
>>32589426yeah at least i have that going for me
>>32589418>Is this really the only thing you want?Yes.
What a weird energy. Feels like I’m watching an orgy.
>>32589432Well no shit, you're on /atoga/. It's always like that in this thread.
>>32589434It’s really not.
>>32589427it’s a combo of the two. a lotta people really leaned into it sexually in the replies lol
State genderDo you agree or disagree with the following statement:>The average woman is attractive for most men, but the average man isn't attractive for most women
>>32589419>Everything I do to you will be safe, sane and consensual. I know what I'm doing.I trust you, thank you>You remember your safeword, right?Of course, you made me come up with one even though I protested
>>32589437MaleI agree
>>32589425>figuratively over
What do men see in women's feet?
>>32589437F Disagree
>>32589437M, disagree
>>32589241Breast cancer is usually quite a hard lump, like a marble. So if it's softer than that it's probably not cancerous. But even so, you MUST get it checked out. Even non-cancerous cysts sometimes need medical intervention, and this isn't a situation where you want to go with a "probably". Go to your doctor right away.
>>32589445You’re on the ball.
>>32589443Cute and dainty
>>32589437M, I guess
>>32589443NothingI don't get feet at all.
>>32589123>Holy fuck I just bent down and my left ass muscle HURTS A LOT!You have sciatica.
>>32589441I'm gonna goon to fat bitches in your honor and then go to bed. Gnight femankn
>>32589241contraceptive status?
>>32589443squashed and deformed hands
>>32589120>Would you date a guy that's been to an escort?I would, but most women wouldn't. You need to keep that a secret.
>>32589455nighty night anon
>>32589458nta but is it better or worse than being a virgin past 30?
>>32589460I made it to 30 having been only masturbated and sucked off. It's not the big deal you think it is.
>>32589052>Is there anyone on this board who legitimately finds black men attractive?Mm-hm. Mmmmm-hmmmm. Oh yeah.
>>32589460I lost my virgin at 35 to a prostate massage at the doctor's office. He put his fingers in my butt and it made me cum.
>>32589443they are attached to my beloved
>>32589464MMM Those are mighty fine lip there bucko
>>32589463>yeah i've fucked women before (just not in the vagina) so its totally no big deal bro
>>32589468Some nice dick sucking lips.
>be white>white girls start showing (way more) interest in me>latinas start hating me out of nowherewhat did they mean by this?
>>32589469Everyone has fooled around with another person at some point, even if they're still a virgin lol
>>32589468
>>32589460>is it better or worse than being a virgin past 30?Being someone who can't get laid unless he pays for it, versus being someone who can't laid unless he pays for it and ACTUALLY DOES PAY FOR IT? Which do you think is worse?
>>32589460If you didn't want to be a virgin you could have just committed a petty crime in your late teens and gone to prison. Then you would have lost your virginity in the prison showers.
>>32589449Stop posting that fucking chart out of context. You have no idea what it means.
>>32589472>interestready to settle down>hatinghorny
>>32589443i read somewhere that there's an evolutionary explanation for it, apparently a female's soles being visible is arousing because it means she's on the ground or in an otherwise vulnerable position so it's kinda like a signal to mate.
>>32589443>What do men see in women's feet?A whole universe of arousal and pleasure.
>>32589460I got around the virginality stigma by choosing a temporary gay lifestyle and having homosexualistic sex with men in my teens and 20s. Even then I knew it wasn't the real thing, like having sex with a woman is. I'd only fucked and been fucked by men until probably around the age of 31 when I first came inside a woman. It was a bittersweet moment, should have happened decades earlier, like when I was like 10 or 11 years old or something.
>>32589458>You need to keep that a secret.Okay, that feels wrong but I guess I can do that
>>32589446I’d say it’s hard, but not necessarily harder than the surrounding granular tissue.I just hope whatever it is is nothing. It’s about the rough size of what feels like an almond.I did press it just now to see if it’s hard and I will say there is now soreness on the spot.
>>32589418NoI like Donatello better
>>32589385Its not meant to make you feel good. I actually hate fat people.fat piece of shit
>>32589487Anon, SEE A DOCTOR. You are asking people with no medical expertise to diagnose you without even having seen you. Stop messing around and see an actual doctor. Please!
>>32589489awh i’m sorry
Women, why do you use your gay male friends as minions to anally rape straight men who have wronged or upset you? Just from personal experience I know numerous women who keep a gay man in her friend group so she can order him to rape her ex or punitively sexually assault her husband or boyfriend up the ass after they fight.
>>32589443she trusts me and I must protect her
>>32589495>Just from personal experience??????????????????
>>32589487>. It’s about the rough size of what feels like an almond.NTA. That's big. Get that checked RIGHT NOW.
>>32589445>>32589444Do you disagree with the former or the latter statement?
>>32589476that's an interesting perspective. I don't care about sex personally but since I don't meet a lot of single women in my day-to-day I finally just caved and installed a dating app but I immediately got the sense that every single one of these people would be appalled that I wasted their time by even making an account
>>32589502F i disagree with both
why do women treat pornstars like a completely different species? There's so many pornstars, but normal women do not even acknowledge their existence.
>>32589510wtf are you talking about?
>>32589510>There's so many pornstars, but normal women do not even acknowledge their existence.How would normal women do that, exactly?
>>32589515unironically? I forgot normal women don't watch porn. or female wrestling. or go to strip clubs. or women's athletics. or dancing. or basically anything pretty girls do aside from music or tv or social media. I'm not adjusted to normalcy to think that deviant shit is abnormal.>>32589511sex work is real work but only if you're an e-girl with a linktree. no slut shaming, unless you do porn.
>>32589521>>32589521youre a fucking tard. give examples of this. the ONLY situation where i saw girls hating on sex workers is when i was mormon and mormon girls would act 'holier than thou' about it. other than that, girls literally encouraged other girls to be as slutty as possible.
>>32589509Interesting, care to elaborate?
>>32589437If you adjust for age, yes. The avg, say, 25 yo girl vs the avg 25 yo guy? Absolutely, anybody who thinks otherwise is crazy.
>>32589522We had a "poll" the other day femanons were talking about men who could name 10 pornstars as being icky. Femanons can't name 10 pornstars because porn is seen as bad automatically, unless it's amateur porn.
>>32589437>The average woman is attractive for most men, but the average man isn't attractive for most womenF. It's a bit more complicated than that! Each average man is attractive to *some* women. To a minority; but a sizeable minority. And each guy is attractive to a *different* minority of women, so there is genuinely *someone* out there for every average guy. Men are much less discriminating: they'll fuck anything with a pussy. But I'm not sure that's quite the same thing. I think maybe it's not that they're attracted to everyone, it's just that they're happy to fuck someone they're *not* attracted to. While women actually need to feel some attraction. Also men have a massively distorted perception of what an "average" woman actually looks like.Also also, women are attracted to a whole bunch of stuff besides looks, while men are not.
>>32589506>I immediately got the sense that every single one of these people would be appalled that I wasted their time by even making an accountI think that's highly unlikely.
>>32589521I guess I don't jerk off to 3D enough to know about this conflict between beleaguered famous porn actresses and random women on Twitter.
Just puked and shit my brains out, I think I have food poisoning from the cheap Mexican restaurant I went to for dinner. Fun!
femanon would you date a guy with lots of tattoos
>>32589529I'm just saying it feels like walking in the door to the wrong building
>>32589526their feeling towards coomers and actual sex workers are two different things. they were probably put off by the fact that someone watches so much porn they have an encyclopedia knowledge about it.
>>32589538>I'm just saying it feels like walking in the door to the wrong buildingWell, that sounds like a you problem rather than a them problem. You're jumping to all kinds of conclusions about what they all want without actually talking to any of them.
>>32588140q for womenis it weird that i use women’s deoderant instead of men’s deoderant because i think it smells better?
>>32589526>can't name 10 pornstars>can name 10 female doujinshi artistscertified woman respecter
I think my friend was right I do have a praise kinkWomen would you date a guy with a praise kink?
>>32589437MAgree
>>32589527nta but,so, every guy has a potential niche that likes him? this is a very polite way of saying barely anyone likes the average man. It's not a zero percent chance, so there's hope, just like the lottery. I think what women get wrong about men is that men aren't discriminating due to several factors. generally men don't know much about women, so they have little reason to dislike someone who is, on the surface, very likable. I think womens selection criteria are different to mens, a man can be a decent person and a woman would dislike him due to having other selection factors, there's more at risk for women so the immediate likable-ness of a man is not always the responsible/smart choice. It doesn't help that mens horror stories about dating are different to womens, most men are worried about women affecting their status (allegations, vandalism, unplanned parenthood, STDs), but most women are scared of actual criminals who will victimize her. I think women see kindness as predatory bait, and men see kindness as a romance-coded thing.
>>32589527Genuinely don't know how this meme even came to be.Men like: short women, average height women, tall womenWomen like: tall menMen like: very thin women, women of average height, curvy womenWomen like: fit menMen like: women with round face shapes, square face shapes, oval face shaped, heart shape faces, women with soft features, women with gaunt featuresWomen like: square faces with angular jawsLike it's such a gigantic fucking meme and somehow women have managed to gaslight people into believing it. Women attraction is so much narrower than mens, you constantly hear about women saying "omg you just get attracted to the most random things being a girl is soo hard" then their gf is a short haired 6'1'' muscular guy that looks like the most generic "attractive white man" ever.
>>32589443Men like the sum of the parts that make a woman but also like each part on its own.A pretty woman has pretty hands, pretty neck, pretty tummy, pretty feet, I think the attraction to feet is overstated for the lulz and women take it too seriously, but thats just me.
>>32588975I've been told that I look like Orlando Bloom and Andrew Garfield but now I'm balding
Pretty lips, pretty nose, pretty shoulders...Pretty chin, pretty fingers. Women are so pretty it hurts.
>>32589449For the record, anon, these are the graphs from that study that are actually matter, and are the only ones that you should ever post.
>>32589527>Men are much less discriminating: they'll fuck anything with a pussy.This is true, but they are almost as choosy as women when it comes to longer term relationships. Just because a man would have sex with a woman does not mean he would seriously consider entering a relationship - let alone marrying her.
>>32589559>Men like: short women, average height women, tall women>Women like: tall men>Men like: very thin women, women of average height, curvy women>Women like: fit men>Men like: women with round face shapes, square face shapes, oval face shaped, heart shape faces, women with soft features, women with gaunt features>Women like: square faces with angular jawsI genuinely don't know how THAT meme came to be. Nothing you say here resembles reality in any way.
>>32589568>women think most men are ugly>men think most women are basici like this chart
>>32589573women think *all* men are ugly according to that chart anon
>>32589573Women think most men are below average in looks but then proceed to message these very men. It's almost as if looks are not the only thing that matters when choosing a mate.
>>32589568This doesn't change much. Women think most men are ugly but they still message them. Men think most women are pretty but only message the very pretty ones.Also I assume women's message rates are inflated because they're mostly responding to messages, while men are the ones sending out the message.
>>32589558>so, every guy has a potential niche that likes him? this is a very polite way of saying barely anyone likes the average man.No, it's saying that maybe 20% of women like each average guy, and that it's a *different* 20% of women for each guy. So you have plenty of options. 20% of women like you. Every woman in that group likes only 20% of guys, and that 20% includes you, so you've eliminated 80% of the competition before you even begin. Those are not bad odds by any means.
>>32589572Yes you just have to look at the kind of guys women tend to lust after. The only things they have in common is that they're all tall, in good shape with square faces and strong jawlines, extremely varied bunch. The average Hollywood actor is also 6'2'' for no reason at all no sire.
>>32589558She's selling you "there's someone for everyone" cope. There are no niches, women think liking a guy that's average height rather than top 10% is having varied tastes. There are plenty of guys out there that won't be liked by any woman.
>>32589526It's a bit peculiar. You could expect femanons to have a neutral opinion on that because moids knowing the names of the pornstars could mean that they don't just see them as sex meat.
>>32589581>The average Hollywood actor is also 6'2''Do you actually have data on that? Aren't lots of them manlets? Height doesn't really matter that much on camera, since you can fake it.
>>32589575women value connections, yet sabotage their connections by attacking status. No man is gonna feel good about being with a partner that constantly despises him, but "puts up with him" because "looks don't matter" even though she clearly values looks but is being passive-aggressive about it by negging her partner. It seems like she's "settling" when in reality she's valuing other criteria but "making do" despite being equal to her spouse.men value status, yet sabotage their status by attacking connections. they overcompensate because it seems like all women are settling, so these kinds of men retaliate by dating out of their league. If an extremely attractive girl is settling for a basic male, it makes logical sense to men because there's a perceived gap in status, what doesn't make sense to men is , for example, a female cashier refusing to date a male cashier, because she sees him as beneath her, despite being identical status. I n the best possible out come for the man, she "settles" for him, despite being equals. It comes across as haughty.
>>32589585Hollywood actors being short is such an odd thing that the few ones that do make it big while being short are renowned for it, like Tom Cruise or Al Pacino.
>>32589582>There are no nichesThis is actually false.While there is such a thing as a 'tendency' when it comes to what women find attractive, there tends to be quite a bit of variance in the ratings. Even faces which are rated unattractive are often rated highly by select individuals.Assortative mating is also a thing: people tend to be attracted to those that are similar to them. David Buss writes that while both men and women try to date out of their league, they typically don't do so indefinitely, since they have an intuition of what they can get away with. Both men and women have evolved to settle for those in their league.
>>32589573>>32589574No.>>32589575This anon gets it. That study was carried out on OKCupid a long time ago. What they were doing was comparing how people rated a person's photos with how likely they were to send that person a message. What they found was that men tend to rate women's photos on a bell curve while women tend to rate most men's photos (note, the photos, not the men!) as below average. *BUT*They also found that men almost *exclusively* messaged women whose photos they rated very highly, while the chances of a woman messaging a man were almost completely *independent* of how she rated his picture. Now, of course, incels cannot accept this. They start foaming at the mouth and screaming about how women care about absolutely nothing except looks. And perhaps they're right; perhaps the study is complete and utter bullshit. But if the study *is* complete and utter bullshit, you can't use charts from the study to support your point of view.You have only two options: the study is either bullshit or it's not. If it's bullshit, you can't post charts from it as evidence of anything, and you need to stop posting them. If it's not bullshit, the study proves the exact opposite of what you are claiming.Pick one option. I don't care which, but pick one.
women will date an ugly man and bully him, and say she doesn't care he is ugly even though she would never bully an attractive man.
>>32589581And what kinds of HOLLYWOOD ACTRESS do men lust after?
>>32589592There are no niches. There are no women out there that will find you hot because you're short and balding lmao. There MIGHT be a woman that considers you're nice and companionship is better than being alone because she's unable to get somebody who is nice and also hot, but that doesn't mean there are women that like all kind of men out there.
>>32589590I asked you for data.Two questions I want you to answer:- Is the average male Hollywood actor above average in height?- Is there a success association with height, e.g. in terms of pay or acclaim?You can speculate all day about height possibly mattering when there are plenty of examples of actors who are short yet very successful because at the end of the day you don't see their height on camera and you can even fake it.
>>32589594I'd like to be bullied>>32589595The ones that seem weird and a bit creepy at least on surface level
>>32589597>There are no niches.If there is a reasonable degree of variance in ratings of looks, then there are niches.
>>32589555Sure. I get off to compliments, too. We could make a positive feedback loop.
>>32589593>the chances of a woman messaging a man were almost completely *independent* of how she rated his picture.getting to the heart of the matter, what do women care about in dating? they're messaging dudes in the study, what do they have access to besides his appearance, is she just exclusively messaging her 20% niche? how is that any different to men messaging the top 20% of women?
>>32589599>The ones that seem weird and a bit creepy at least on surface levelThe point is, there is no more variation in the physical types of Hollywood actresses than there is of Hollywood actors. Men are every bit as narrow in terms of what they lust after on screen.
>>32589606That sounds like it would be really cozy
>>32589609>what do they have access to besides his appearanceWhat he said about himself in his profile/bio and his answers to all the matching questions that OKCupid used to allow you to answer. The study proved that women were almost completely ignoring men's photos in favour of those other things.
>>32589598>- Is the average male Hollywood actor above average in height?https://sizegraf.com/blog/average-height-of-celebrities-actors/>- Is there a success association with height, e.g. in terms of pay or acclaim?https://www.nber.org/system/files/working_papers/w10522/w10522.pdfTaller workers receive a wage premium. Net of differences in family background, the disparity is similar in magnitude to the race and gender gaps. We exploit variation in an individual's height over time to explore how height affects wages. Controlling for teen height essentially eliminates the effect of adult height on wages for white males. The teen height premium is not explained by differences in resources or endowments. The teen height premium is partly mediated through participation in high school sports and clubs. We estimate the monetary benefits of a medical treatment for children that increases height.Also a fun fact somewhat related, if you take the last 100 years of US presidents only 2 are under 5'10'' (Carter and Truman) and 12 out of the 18 are 6' plus.
>>32589610Oh, sorry I didn't read the rest of that conversation I just saw a question. I'm inclined to disagree though, I think there actually might be more variation in what women lust after since I've seen thirst posts for the likes of Jack Black and similar actors
>>32589577NTA, but>maybe 20% of women like each average guy, and that it's a *different* 20% of women for each guyThe infamous dating app graphs contest this theory.
>>32589603That variance does not exist however. Women are very consistent about rating men.Your niche might be "you have an ugly nose but this girl finds it charming". Not "this girl actually totally loves that you're balding and short".
>>32589609No, you still don't get it. The study found that any given woman was just as likely to send a message to a man that she *personally* rated as a 4 as she was to send a message to someone that she personally rated as an 8. But a man would only ever send a message to a woman that he personally rated as well above average.
>>32589613If having rough sex while yelling compliments at each other is "cozy", then yeh.
>>32589595The common thread is young. Other than that? Plenty of races, face shapes and even weight differences.
>>32589568>>32589593I can believe it because the male ugly bastards are more popular than the female ones
>>32589568>>32589576>Men think most women are prettyIt's clear there that men think most women are average.What's weird is that you constantly see men using "average" and "mid" as insults to mean "ugly, undateable, disappointing partner"
>>32589623Anon you're making me blush again!
>>32589614>women are meritocraticI don't think anyone is denying this, I just think the selection criteria are converging toward a type, and anyone that doesn't fit that side is nihil. Men take the "top" 20% of women, women take the weird 20% they want, which just so happens to converge on a specific feature-set.
>>32589622I can't imagine a world where she would pick the 4 over the 8 maybe a femanon could explain it to me.
>>32589620Tinder is not real life, anon. If you put someone in a position where the only available information they have about a person is a photo, obviously they will make a decision on the basis of the photo, because what the fuck else can they do? But in real people have access to other sources of information.Also, Tinder is used by people who want a hookup, not a relationship. If you're looking for a hookup, nothing much matters except looks, because you're never going to talk to the person anyway. If you're looking for a relationship, all kinds of other things become important as well.
A quick reminder: in order for a woman who rated a guy 4/10 to messages him, she must also match with him. Which doesn't happen.
>>32589633>I can't imagine a world where she would pick the 4 over the 8 maybe a femanon could explain it to me.It's almost as if women care about things other than physical appearance.
>>32589392*sniffle*
>>32589636If a woman has to choose between dating a 4 and dating a 8 and the 8 has a lot of red flags she will choose the secret third option: to not date.
>>32589618What you need to consider is that there is such a thing as a "positive manifold". Traits that are deemed desirable are going to be correlated. IQ, conscientiousness, self-esteem, etc. all is (weakly) correlated with height. That is why I asked you for a success association with height. i.e. are taller actors actually more successful than shorter ones.In terms of reproductive success for example, the association is typically curvilinear: men who are just above average in height tend to have the most children, but both the shortest and the tallest men tend to have fewer.
>>32589635OKCupid didn't work like that at the time that study was carried out. There was no concept of "matching" back then.
>>32589634>Tinder is used by people who want a hookup, not a relationship.How do you figure? Tinder has the biggest market share. It's hard to believe that the most popular dating app is only used to hookups.>obviously they will make a decision on the basis of the photo, because what the fuck else can they do?I sometimes read r/tinder and a lot of the discussion is about how to set up a good bio that women will find interesting. However, if what you say is true, then women don't care about bios in the slightest.
>>32589636>my partner is absolutely ugly i rate them 4/10 on attractivenessno one thinks or talks like this. the "other factors" would raise the attractiveness that's the entire point of attractiveness.
>>32589621>That variance does not existIt does though. Also, you need to consider assortative mating: people tend to be attracted to people who are similar to them.And I can only repeat: the attractiveness of a partner relies on more than just looks. Social status matters heavily. In fact, income and educational attainment is a better predictor of getting married than physical attractiveness.
>be yourself, join the 20%I'm into it.
>>32589543>Well, that sounds like a you problem rather than a them problemabsolutely, if I implied otherwise then I guess I worded it poorly
>>32589630No. The study compared how each individual person chose to message people with how that individual person rated photos. They found that men only ever messaged women they personally rated as well above average, but that women were equally likely to message man *regardless* of how they rated his pictures. A woman was just as likely to message a man that *she* rated as a 4 as she was to message someone that *she* rated as an 8. It's not about niches.
>>32589620I can't find the source of this data but this chart is why I don't use dating apps. I get a match half the time but due to men's swiping habits, a like from a man doesn't indicate he's interested. It doesn't mean he's at least physically attracted. It doesn't even mean he's seen my profile at all. Which completely defeats the purpose of matching.When I match with a guy it's the beginning of a game to determine if he's going to manipulate me to get into my pants and the result of that isn't a relationship, it's just me becoming misandrist and him buying a subscription to try again.
>>32589652Well, maybe the study was bullshit. But if it was, people need to stop posting charts from it as evidence of anything.
I'm really feeling that its impossible for me to be attractive to women, that no amount of work or surgery can fix my flaws. I will never get to be above average.How do I reconcile this fact?
>>32589654Where is the variance then? Because every single guy I see women visibly get horny about has the exact same set of features every single time.
>>32589661isnt this study old as fuckwomen don't message men they dont have to
You should get a femanon to exchange sexual ideas with.
>>32589671That's why I'm here ITT.
>>32589672I mean in private.Build a sexual connection.Get boners you never knew were possible.
>>32589668The fact that there is variance does not mean that people can't agree on who is generally hotter than others.To give you an example:Most people would agree that Henry Cavill is better looking than Steve Buscemi. If you had people rate them, Henry Cavill would get a better rating overall. However, there would be some people in the population who rate Steve Buscemi higher and Henry Cavill lower than the average person. Some people might even prefer the former over the latter.The same applies to the general population. The taste of people does not perfectly correlate. While people generally agree who is more attractive than others, they differ in their individual ratings and disagree quite a bit. Men who are a 4 to some might be a 7 to others, etc.
>>32589671femanons hate men, even JH only likes the dicks
>>32589675In private, things get too intimate. I'd rather talk to horny men out in the open like this where they won't usually try to trick me into anything.
>>32589678Incorrect.
>>32589671I did this.
>women have no idea how easy it is to be irresitable to men and they refuse to do it
>>32589662I don't think it's true that men try to match with everyone. Nevertheless, that game to determine his intentions does not start most of the time, as you can deduce from the images.
>>32589677But that is not meaningful variance. Yes. there might be 1 woman out of 20 that likes Buscemi physically (not because of his charm or the fact he's a famous millionaire actor) but what? Does that mean being Buscemi is the same as being Cavill for dating? lol no.To give you an example I have literally NEVER seen a woman attracted to a man that looks like me. I've never seen people that look like me being represented as attractive. I'm not talking about myself, because it might be the case that I'm just a particularly unlikable person, I'm talking about people that look like me. Where's that famous variance?
>>32589661>The study compared how each individual person chose to message people with how that individual person rated photos.This seems deliberately vague and designed to illicit a reaction. You can't honestly conclude "well the women said they would message the 4/10 that's the evidence! men wouldn't do it!" Just images with zero context? Not "well my favorite hobbies are shitposting online" to nudge the vote? Men can hallucinate attractive factors onto an unnattractive person just as easily as women can, they just didn't do it, because that wasn't a part of the deal. Just a picture? yes or no? hmm this one is nice so yes, it's not any more complex or biased than that. Women try to invent a world in which they could say yes and then say yes, not to the picture but to their mental projections. Women love to moralfag anything to protect their self-image, because a compromised self-image negatively affects her ability to form connections with others.
>>32589679>In private, things get too intimateThat's the point, you get to know how the other person ticks and you can adjust the sexting accordingly.>>32589684Some have to be told and taught just very explicitly.
>>32589691>Does that mean being Buscemi is the same as being Cavill for dating? lol no.Of course not, but the point is that there are both people out there for whom Buscemi is 'good enough' in terms of looks or even preferable in terms of looks.And at the end of the day: looks is just one factor in the equation. There is substantial evidence that social status matters more than looks to both men and women (although there obviously a correlation between looks and social status).
>>32589681the posts say otherwise
>>32589701Those people exist, but they do not match the numbers of Buscemis (in women's eyes).
>>32589706nta but if there's anything i can pull from this discussion it's that both men and women talk shit to people they like.
>*points at barn*>men: the barn is red>women: the barn is not red. the paint on the barn is red. if you remove the paint, it wouldn't be red.
women be shoppin
>>32589711She's right tho
Why is this couple so common nowadays?
>>32589720>nowadaysBruh it's been that way since the dawn of historyman marries for beauty, woman marries for resources
>>32589720You seem jealous.
>>32589720>"looks don't matter" *is an energy vampire*
>>32589711we describe objects by the color of the topmost layer that was applied on purpose.we dont call all cars grey because the sheet metal is grey by default, we describe them by the color they're painted.but we also dont call a car thats covered in rust by the color of the rust but by the color you can recognize trough the rusted layer
>>32589720You just found the definition when it comes to dating, women consider more than just how a guy looks when they evaluate how attractive it is. His income and car, for example, are extremely important.
>>32589670Yes, anon. The way attraction works has changed completely in the past 15 years. *eyeroll*
>anon and femanon marry because of their chemistry as two funny 4chan shitposters
>>32589729dating mechanics have changed a lot, though. being an attractive woman before social media exploded would land you a job at hooters, now it can make you a millionaire due to ig/of
>>32589692The study was not about who people *said* they would message, it's about who they actually *did* message. The participants in the study didn't know they were in a study.
>>32589730She is already married to betabuxx,
>>32589707>Those people exist, but they do not match the numbers of Buscemis (in women's eyes).Greater male variability predicts that you'll find more men at the tails. However, people compete on more than just one scale. If you don't look like a model you can at least try to be academically successful, get a well paying job, etc. - and if the sum of all those aspects is high enough, you won't struggle finding a partner. As I said earlier: income and educational attainment is a better predictor of getting married than looks.
for both genders, how accurate is the chudjack stereotype from what you've seen in the real world?
>>32589734I'm starting to think some of you guys just don't like women
What's the male equivalent of slutty clothes? Because if you give a guy a crop top he'll just look gay
>>32589720God I wish that were me.
>>32589738sportswear
>>32589736It's very accurate for me. I look like that and I have controversial opinions.
>>32589737Chadsexual incels are defeatists.They can never accept another man from here actually winning at anything, because it would invalidate their own self-inflicted misery.
I talked to my crush yesterday, and that made me feel happy. Today I woke up feeling not happy but sated. Like I have no reason to live anymore.
>>32589738Sock garters
>>32589735i have all of those and i can't find a date to save my life. i'm also not like disfigured ugly, just not handsome and short
>>32589737i like women who i see as my equal, the issue is that woman don't see me as an equal because i wasn't born chad.
>>32589735That's the point. There are more men that aren't considered widely attractive than women that like "unattractive" men. You're comparing a majority (most men aren't handsome) with a minority (most women like handsome men).
>>32589739Left or right?
Women, how good with kids are you?>>>/fit/75710025https://i.4cdn.org/fit/1736716228623870.webm
>>32589726>how much he longs for the preconsciousness slumber of the spirit wombWomen do you not experience this?
i feel like women want trophy husbands a lot more than men want trophy wives.
>>32589737I have an idea of women that I like. Characters from movies, books and sometimes games are evocative of that. But the real women are just too... Unlikeable? There's always something, an ick, as they call it, a disappointment.
>>32589740Which kind specifically? Because some sportswear is either baggy or makes you look gay>>32589747So slutty mens clothes = half undressed office worker from the 30s, and highland warrior?
>>32589753Does /fit/ have an Asian posting general or what is this?
>>32589755they want someone they can brag to their friends about, and decry men who are un-braggable as being embarassing. meanwhile a girlfailure is still kind of nice to have.
>>32589755I wouldn't be surprised since those wishes would always go unfulfilled. Attractive men have no interest in dating ugly girls just because they're driven, clever, sociable or funny.
>>32589626Femanons...Would?
>>32589626He is not fat enough.
Should I go back to doing drugs? Doesn’t seem like I have much going on.
>>32589755That's because it's true, women love to brag about their boyfriends.
>>32589764Depends, how old is the personification of Disney+?
>>32589545no
>>32589756>But the real women are just too... Unlikeable? There's always something, an ick, as they call it, a disappointment.NTA. That's what real people are like. Women and men. Part of maturing and growing up is accepting that learn to love people for their faults and not get hung up on idealized caricatures. Otherwise you'll end up alone.
>>32589760/fit/ threads just coombait threads but with some stupid /fit/ related question so it's not breaking the rulesBasically just like every other board on 4chan, including this one
>>32588140State genderIs it weird to celebrate New Year with my aunt's mother-in-law and sister-in-law?
>>32589769You should make something going on that's better and healthier for you than drugs.
>>32588140Why don't incels just date ugly women?
>>32589776Seems pointless.
i just want a cute wholesome nerdgirl terminally online shitposter that spends all day looking at random shit like pic related and saying "yes"
>>32589773I'm not pushing women away or filtering them out because they're flawed. I just don't think they're worth even knowing, in the first place, not when there are a hundred different prerequisites, barriers and hoops to jump through. If interacting with women wasn't such a monumentally difficult thing to do then perhaps I'd give them a shot.
>>32589775MDepends on the reasons and circumstances I guess. Since you're asking the question I assume you feel weird about it, in which case it's weird.
>>32589779They usually never wear that style though.
>>32589777ugly women....... dislike incels........ and ............ date chad........
>>32589777Because incels are chadsexual.
>>32589779Sounds horrible and soul-destroying.
>>32589545MHaha, faggot.(But yes, women won't mind, unless you use it suddenly while already being in a relationship.)
>>32589778And drugs don't?
>>32589789No, they are a time filler. A fun escape. And I don’t really have anyone anymore to stay sober for, not even myself.
>>32589780You don't even see how you're contradicting yourself in this single post, do you?
>>32589720Settled, think that she loves him for him Yada blah blah etc etc
Men: Personality-wise, do you feel like you're becoming more similiar to your dad as you're getting older?Women: Personality-wise, do you feel like you're becoming more similiar to your mother as you're growing older?
>>32589782that's the best part I like her because i like her taste and she's nice to me she is being herself which is new and interesting to me and she's good at finding things she likes on the internet. she's also a nice and normal person despite liking fucked up things.>>32589785we can bedrot sometimes and watch whatever she wants to watch as i cuddle her
>>32589790Sounds like you've already made up your mind, so it's not worth more of my time to try to convince you of something you don't want to be convinced of. You do you. You're responsible for your own life.
>>32589791They have this sense of superiority that I can't deal with. They're always right and if I have a different opinion then I'm a toxic and socially unadjusted man. It's an uphill battle, all the time, and all of their flaws will remain in place because they're so full of themselves.
>>32589786What is wrong with that guy's face
>>32589773>Part of maturing and growing up is accepting that learn to love people for their faults and not get hung up on idealized caricatures.No? Growing is fixing your shit.
>>32589749What about your friends? Most people date by meeting people they met through mutual friends. And if you don't have a large enough circle of friends: this is what your actual problem is. When dating apps, which have a large gender imbalance, are your only way of meeting people, then that is your actual issue.
>job>manager is pushing my project forward>I'm scared it's going to fall apartwhat do?
>>32589799Some of them do, yes.
>>32589795>Men: Personality-wise, do you feel like you're becoming more similiar to your dad as you're getting older?No.
women are you doing preventative maintenance?
>>32589803Yeah, that's what I said.
>>32589808And as I said, finding the ones that aren't like that is like a horrible experience that nobody even acknowledges.
>>32589807Your job is to keep the project together.
Women is this true?
>>32589779>those fangsYesYESNeed fanged/bitey gf
>>32589795FNo. I've been aware of the potential issues and have been training myself not to be like either of them whenever I find myself acting like my parents. I've been working on it for like 15+ years.>>32589811No that costs money
>>32589811>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Anne_Hathaway_performancesliterally the most astroturfed woman on earth. makes ghislaine maxwell look like harriet tubman.
>>32589786>pic relatedI knew a girl that claimed she did exactly this, women are like bloodhounds
>>32589795MI don't think so, although some of the traits we shared to begin with.
>>32589820chads always get kind of fat after a certain age
>>32588868My cat when I'm 1 second late with dinner
>>32589800He's a moid.>>32589786The girl is cute though.
>>32589795>Personality-wise, do you feel like you're becoming more similiar to your dad as you're getting older?Not really, maybe closer to my grandfather but even then, not really
>>32589795M, no, I'm the complete opposite of my fatherHe was an extroverted, charming womanising smart criminal who got richI am a video game addicted NEET who is brushing dorito dust off my shirt and can barely hold eye contact with a woman
>>32589795>Women: Personality-wise, do you feel like you're becoming more similiar to your mother as you're growing older?I have both of my parents traits now, somewhat.
>>32589799Can you give an example so I can tell if you're being an incel or being reasonableFrom the way you described this just now...you sound like you're genuinely not understanding that some opinions make people a piece of shit not worthy of respect.
>>32589795>Women: Personality-wise, do you feel like you're becoming more similiar to your mother as you're growing older?No, not really. I have very similar manerisms to her, but I'm practically her polar opposite in everything else. Maybe due to the fact that I was mostly raised by my grandma.
>>32589839kek this post
>>32589820Not sure. I've seen older men with decent bodied, fit bodies, "dad" bods.
>>32589843Hot nails.
>>32589843I notice you didn't give an example
>>32589847i'm not the original anon you were talking to>hmmm are you incel are not, you're making sense but i need to know if you're incel so i can avoid replying
>>32588140Men, why do some of you seem to think that eating pussy makes you gay?
>>32589824>attractive, talented actress who appeared in some hits early in her career continues to get rolesBaffling
>>32589853submissive connotations => gay
>>32589851>so I can avoid replyingYou're really not picking up on the vibe right now lmao. I want to make fun of him.
>>32589860That's retarded. By that logic fucking someone in the ass isn't gay. Also eating pussy doesn't necessarily imply submissiveness.
>>32589824I didnt even say anything about her performanceI was making a point that she's still hot well into her old age
>>32589853Women have an unending list of unreasonable demands. Being rewarded for fulfilling those impossible expectations with what is essentially just chores is belittling.
>>32589853its submissive and I just dont want my mouth down there, sorry not sorry>>32589864>By that logic fucking someone in the ass isn't gaythats how it worked for the greeks, and those guys were smart
>>32589867Nta>essentially just choresIf I felt this way about blowjobs I'd just kill myself. Why do you hate fun.
>>32589867NTA - what makes a demand unreasonable?
>>32589839She is more educated than me, and probably more intelligent.Yet when it comes to discussing how people (men especially) succeed in life, I am presented with this fantastical example of a highly ambitious guy who "starts a business" and "builds himself up to success" as if starting a business somehow became a standard activity that worthwhile men SIMPLY do. We can't go into the economics behind such a premise because questioning whether every man can (and should) be a business owner is part of a "defeatist" mentality. Basically, I have to back myself into a corner and agree with her masturbatory fantasy that incidentally talks about her ideal partner, and agree with her.
>>32589853Because weakness is gay, duh.>>32589864>By that logic fucking someone in the ass isn't gay.Duh.
>>32589869>those guys were smartThose guys were faggots and so it seems are you. Let me guess, are you cranking your dick to twinks and trannies?
>>32589870>If I felt this way about blowjobsnoone is saying you cant
>>32589864>Also eating pussy doesn't necessarily imply submissiveness.It does in some cultures
>>32589872Sounds self-indulgent I would dump her.
>>32589853Groypers don't like women
>>32589867What is unreasonable about oral sex?
>>32589872So this is a misunderstanding. What she wants from you as a friend is to say "yes you deserve someone you respect" the details aren't the point of the conversation and saying it isn't realistic is missing the point.
>>32589873
>>32589878>It does in some culturesAll of those cultures being gay
>>32589876I'm saying if I did that would be depressing the the point that I would consider suicide. Sex is supposed to be fun. Disliking oral of either kind would be a huge downer.
>>32589874Nice projection. What about not eating pussy would imply im gay.
>>32589888Sex is fun even if you don't do oral. You saying sex is depressing without pussy eating is like some furry piece of shit saying sex is boring without scat and goreplay.
>>32589881Groypers are also a fed asset, I'm aware of how schizo that makes me sound but as someone from the sektur, I've seen more than enough secondary evidence to think that, but sadly no actually smoking gun.
I seriously hope the women in this thread realize that the men saying that submission is gay or that eating pussy is gay are just extremely fucking stupid, and that they don't reflect the opinions/attitudes of men in general.
>>32589898I don't get why this is such a shocker, some people don't want to put their mouth on gentials, others (coomers) do.
>>32589883Why would I say that when the discussion wasn't even about her ideal partner, yet she snuck in the allusion herself? I do not even agree that every woman should be married to a business owner because that shouldn't be a selection criteria, but it is, because of women like her (who don't understand productivity and other basic concepts).
>>32589884Heh
>>32589896>I'm aware of how schizo that makes me soundBecause it is.
>>32589893Anon, you are not gay because you don't want to eat pussy. You're gay because you're implying that if you're a top and engage in homosexual activities you aren't gay.
>>32589895NTAYou are very mentally unwell.
>>32589853I saw a video one time where the guy said its because theres no way to look masculine when you do itPersonally I love it, love everything about it, I hope so badly that if I ever get a gf she'll let me do it
>>32589906If it makes you feel any better the Groypers have lost most if not all of the political capital in the last 4 or 5 years and the only people who use them as boogiemen now are uninformed twitter users.
>>32589882for men eating pussy is like kissing a man. there's a reason we call it a bearded clam.>>32589871cost-benefit. women generally make high cost low benefit requests and enjoy things that for men are high cost and low benefit. the man does it without complaining (usually) because he likes the girl.>>32589870fun isn't supposed to be one-sided like that unless it's just circumstantial. if my life's work was eating pussy I'd enjoy it.>>32589881>hours of chores>reward for chores, is more chores
>>32589910>no way to look masculine when you do itHow is holding a woman down and making her go insane not masculine?
>>32589879>>32589883By the way, I get hustle mentality. I really do. It's just not appropriate to project the expectation that every guy should simply "get up from his couch" and become a millionaire though starting businesses. I can't date someone with that sort of worldview.
>>32589912>one sidedHave you ever actually had sex? With another person? Or like, played a game? Ever? People take turns.I have more fun hiding than seeking when playing hide and seek. Still have to take my turn seeking to make sure everyone has fun not just me. It's called being a team player.
>>32589912>auuugh sexually gratifying women is so boring and gay dudeCannot make up the sorta shit you guys say
>>32589853>PIV does nothing>oral does everythingGod destined men for higher things than pleasure.
>>32589896>but no smoking gunI'd say the fact that Fuentes never caught any charges for Jan 6 while they were literally hunting down old ladies who held signs outside is proof enough, also the fact that they're able to generally be awful without any kind of legal interference makes me pretty skeptical. Like I volunteered for a pro-life group for college and we had law enforcement fuck with us for all kinds of random reasons, groypers are apparently sending rape threats to everyone on the daily and the FBI and local police don't give a shit? yeah that's sus
>>32589916So then don't? I thought this was a friend not a prospective partner.
>>32589898Not wanting to go down on your partner is fucking weird.
>>32589921Umm... men should feel pleasure during PIV anon... Is everything OK?
>>32589898If my own experience is anything to go by at least 80% of men are excited to eat pussy and don't need to be encouraged. I'm not worried. But thank you anyway.
>>32589901NTA. Why do talk as if you take one woman's selections criteria to be representative of woman in general? And why do you interpret her selection criteria as if they should apply to all men?This is dumb on at least two different levels.
>>32589895>is fun even if you don't do oralMaybe for you.The natural lube doesn't just magically appear when you want to have sex with a woman you have to turn her on to create it.
>>32589913I think cuz of the way your face looks? I'm not sure, I don't subscribe to the logic myself. Then again I'm probably the polar opposite because I'd rather she hold me down and make me do it
>>32589912>for men eating pussy is like kissing a man. there's a reason we call it a bearded clam.Bro I found your old webpage.
>>32589901Then you're not doing a very good job of explaining what the conversation was actually about then man. I'm very confused.
>>32589934If she implies that's the type of guy she ULTIMATELY wants, I am going to believe her.>>32589923She's clearly not a prospective partner anymore, that's the point. These women, that are seemingly EVERYWHERE, manage to get themselves excluded from both friendship and relationships through the things they say and believe. I have literally no inclination to spend any more time getting to know them.
>>32589939>that are seemingly EVERYWHEREAre you sure you're not attracting a type. Because this is not my experience at all. I live in the boonies when guys "start a business" they mean lawn care.
>>32589938It doesn't matter if it was a date or not. Her opinion and the way she presented it is, in my opinion, stupid irrespective of the context. What exactly is confusing?
>>32589853https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC5726892/>Detection of Y chromosome DNA in women’s vaginal tract is associated with recent sexual activity and condom use with a male partner.(1–6) Y chromosome DNA is present in male epithelial cells shed during sexual intercourse and in Y-chromosome carrying sperm cells. It may be detected in 87–100% of women the day after unprotected vaginal intercourse, and may be detected in some cases up to 15 days after.(3,4,6,7) Y chromosome DNA is rarely detected in women who have abstained from intercourse for more than two weeks or who consistently use condoms.(1,3,6)I guess it ain't gay after more than half a month.
>>32589209Are you the first or second guy? And also, do your circumstances mean you don’t get to meet people often? I remember an anon telling me he worked night shift and his social circle was mostly men, so I’d imagine you’re going through similar.>>32589222Abhorrent>>32589261I feel kind of bad for not answering questions sometimes. Reason is I just need to have a good think about it.Something cute… When they smile. Or when they do little things like scrunching their brows in thought. Adorable.>>32589416Me. I’m women. I do
>>32589946What exactly her opinion isAnd how she presented itDo it like you're writing out a conversation in a book so I can see who's who, and who said what without your opinion interrupting.
WomenWould you date a conservative man who disciplines you when you misbehave?https://x.com/HanShawnity/status/1878303587001937970
>>32589918>what's mine is mine>what's yours is also mineyou drive a hard bargain there.>>3258992099% of romance is "do everything and be everything the woman wants before, during, after meeting her" shit's boring and gay dude. women are so entitled. Just being able to date frequently as a man takes massive amounts of work. My reward is eating pussy?>>32589937Why are you replying to me don't you have pussy to eat? Your favorite, put some peppermint oil on it.
>>32589898they wont sleep with you bro
>>32589939>If she implies that's the type of guy she ULTIMATELY wants, I am going to believe her.But that doesn't mean that every guy should be that guy. Nor does it mean that that guy is who every woman ultimately wants.
>>32589953>what's mine is mine>what's yours is also mine>you drive a hard bargain there.Do you not enjoy blowjobs either wtf? How can you still think this way about an even trade?
>>32589907Im not, the greeks did>>32589935arousal can be achieved trough other means and trough foreplay. I've never had an issue getting a woman off without giving her oral.
>>32589959>can be achieved through other meansYeah tell me that 2 years in to the relationship and watch me laugh in your face
WomenWould you let your boyfriend eat you out a lot?
>>32589949>Me. I’m women.Mabel confirmed for schizo.
>>32589961all im getting from you is that we arent sexually compatible bud.
>>32589949
>>32589964Well that's a given. You're not sexually compatible with MOST women if you're not willing to do oral.Have you had a relationship longer than 6 months? If so, how did sex change over the course of the relationship?
>>32589962only husband
>>32589952I'd probably discipline him back
>>32589973Ideally boyfriend becomes husband
>>32589966Calm down. Don't get so hung up on one name. She doesn't even post all that much, compared to some of us.
>>32589951She gives>example of a highly ambitious guy who "starts a business" and "builds himself up to success"Then explains that>starting a business somehow became a standard activity that worthwhile men SIMPLY doIs it clear now?
>>32589968I've been in 3 relationships in my life, all lasted longer than 2 years, the longest was 3.5.Started pretty basic, eventually started integrating our own kinks and trying new stuff, but respected what was off limits. Sex was never the issue when it came to complications
>>32589957if I wanted to get off I'd just fap, less effort. The reason I go through all of that effort is to fuck. I want to fuck. that's why I date. to fuck. blowjobs are for days I can't fuck because she's on her period, but she's horny and wants to do *something*. Fucking is everything, oral is too one-sided.
>>32589981And you're angry over a dumb misconception because it allows her to think less of you?Have you considered not giving a shit?
>>32589984Okay and? Women want to fuck too, just need to get the engine started and that takes more effort on some days than others. You sound like a very selfish lover. Lame.
>>32589956See, this is what I mean, too. She first sorts all men into a successful and unsuccessful baskets and then we delve into those little technicalities that make her stance untouchable.>>32589985>dumb misconceptionThank you.>because it allows her to think less of youYes. Fuck yes. See above.
>>32589989So stop caringIf I cared about the opinion of everyone who didn't like me in the past I'd be cripplingly depressed not just depressed.Don't concern yourself with the opinions of people you don't respect. What's the point?
>>32589957NTA, I'd trade not getting blowjobs for not performing the pussylicking, sounds fair. But I'm a volcel with OCD, though.
>>32589993>volcel with OCDThis reason at least makes sense to me
>>32589986Hah. selfish cause I don't eat pussy. The audacity. I do all the love languages just fine, but don't eat pussy. Never have, never will. I just rub my dick against her clit and labia until she cums, not putting my mouth on that shit.
>>32589992What's the point? I've said it in the beginning: it seems like there are no women worth respecting. I mean, of course I respect them as people but beyond that, on a personal level, I'm not going to respect them if they keep saying and doubling down on dumb shit.
>>32589996I say that because it doesn't sound like her pleasure is a concern for you during fucking either bud
>>32589996Who hurt you?
>>32590000nta, but its funny how oral is the straw that breaks the camel's back when it comes to sex.You can break your back doing gymnastics on a girl but if you refuse to do oral, you're selfish.Is it selfish if a girl doesn't want to do anal? seems like his pleasure is not important to her.
I just had a head wobbling ranjeep hand me my coffee this morning by groping his hand over the lid. The coffee is ruined and I'm a racist now. This is atoga's fault. I will be grumpy and unavailable for flirting all day.
>>32589999So what is the point of complaining about it here if you already have your opinion and it won't be changed? Just wahhhing into the void or?
>>32589989>She first sorts all men into a successful and unsuccessful baskets and then we delve into those little technicalities that make her stance untouchable.I really don't see what your problem with this is. Everyone does this in some form or another. We all categories each other interesting or not interesting according to some personal criteria. Her stance is untouchable because it's literally her subjective opinion. What are you even trying to do that requires her opinions to be malleable?
>>32589963Sorry for asking but what does that mean?
>>32590004Read his posts dudeThis isn't a case of "I'm not comfortable with this" it's a case of "I want what I want fuck everybody else"If a guy REALLY wants anal and his girlfriend refuses it is acceptable for him to break up with her.
>>32590005
>>32590004>comparing it to analAgain, very deranged.Anal actually hurts nearly everybody, especially in the beginning, unlike kissing and licking a body part.
>>32590006>>32590007I was asked for examples.>Her stance is untouchable because it's literally her subjective opinion.Really?>What are you even trying to do that requires her opinions to be malleable?Why wouldn't opinions be malleable, at least to some degree? This is such an unreal take that I don't even know how to respond.
>>32590005Take a mental health day. Rest up in bed. You'll feel better tomorrow.
>>32590011I understand that, but in the anal case, he's the one labeled as selfish and an asshole.and in the oral case, again its the man who's selfish.
>>32590014Before being asked you were complaining. Answer the question. Why did you mention this here what do you WANT And you didn't answer the other guys question either. So I'm going with you just wanted to whine about it unless you correct it.
>>32590016I can't i have to get paid
>>32590013>unlike kissing and licking a body part.how do you know?Would you extend this same to a guy who wants to get his ass eaten?
>>32589993A better equivalent tradeoff would be no pussylicking and no penetration since cunnilingus is the main way for 70% of women to get off. Still wouldn't be fair considering the guy could nut through blowjobs while the girl would be left with his fingers.
>coworker got me sickIt's kinda my fault for making out with her but still
>>32590022>how do you know?I'm not a virgin>get his ass eatenThat's a bit more on part with normal oral than ass fucking.
>>32590017By whom?Who the fuck are these people talking to about their private sex lives? These are real people not made up people in a tiktok storytime.No one is calling a guy who politely breaks it off with a woman over sexual incompatibility selfish. That only happens if they are an asshole about it or it's the woman's 3 best friends who now have to hate you on principle. Grow a thicker skin and stop spending so much time watching shit that upsets you on the Internet.
Blowjobs, carpet munching...And then you're gonna kiss your kids with that mouth in the morning?
>>32590009Nothing. Just joking again. You humorously referred to yourself as women in plural. I spun it further, implying you have multiple personalities or voices in your head.It's fine. Don't worry about it. Just a joke.
>>32590017The difference is that the man is having an orgasm 100% of the time and is arguing for more exotic ways of orgasming while the girl is probably just requesting to have 1 orgasm per 10 sexual encounters.I've also faced this issue with exes. I never have orgasm with him and yet he's whining that his guaranteed orgasms aren't exotic enough and I should do something that's physically painful and irreversibly damaging to my body in addition to not giving me any kind of pleasure. How is that not selfish of him?
>>32590000If I didn't care about her pleasure I wouldn't do the other 99% of the relationship, that shit's expensive and unfun too, I just do it because I like her. It's not like she's undesirable, I don't eat pussy, I'm not an asshole.>>32590002I grew up in a tundra where we had to behead polar bears and drink their blood for nutrients. My mentor was a native american shaman who died in an avalanche, his last words were "son, never eat pussy". Really changed my perspective on the whole thing. Sometimes I stare up in the clouds wondering "what if I ate pussy" then I remember my mentor's words. Never eat pussy.
>>32590020>>32589839>Can you give an example so I can tell if you're being an incel or being reasonableExample given.>From the way you described this just now...you sound like you're genuinely not understanding that some opinions make people a piece of shit not worthy of respect.I agree that some opinions make people pieces of shit not worthy of respect. I've actually been arguing that this is the case.
>>32590031NtaNormalize not kissing children on the mouth. Don't let your aunt give your kid oral herpes.
>slowly realizing women dislike men because men don't eat pussy
>>32590037So you're not separating relationship effort from sexual effort? That's ridiculous. They're two different buckets that need to be filled with different things.
>>32590037Apparently, some women place it above regular PiV sex>>32590024
>>32590028>im not a virginNot what I meant, how do you know the person who doesnt want to give oral doesnt perceive it as severe discomfort. For me personally, 10 people couldn’t push me down, and its got nothing to do with “not loving her” or “not wanting to give her pleasure”.I got my own fantasies, but I dont expect the girl to take part in them either
>>32590038Okay so you're confirming " I want to whine" have fun with that.
>>32590033Oh I’m sorry. Thank you for being kind enough to take the time to explain it, I really appreciate that (˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶)>>32590039People… do that…?Btw is ice skating anon around?
>>32590029>by whomSociety as a whole, if you actually have conversations with people about this sort of stuff.I don’t have a problem with it, i just think its funny. I’m pretty open straight out the gate about not doing oral
>>32590014>Why wouldn't opinions be malleable, at least to some degree?They would and they often are. But preferences are preferences, and the fact that you seem to expect to be entitled to talk her into changing hers, is what I find baffling about you.
>>32590036>I never orgasm with my boyfriend!>I just refuse to talk about what I want, refuse to give instruction, and actively give positive feedback when I'm not enjoying myself!>why are men so selfish!?t. every woman ever
>>32590050>Society as a wholeSo yourself. Your own mind. Stop that.
>>32589962im choking on your dick to the point that im nearly throwing up so its the least you can do
>>32590056>chokingNo worries there haha
>>32590021But these are exceptional circumstances. Something extremely traumatic befell you. You can't just be expected to power through like it was nothing.
>>32590054Like I said, its an observation, even in this thread alone you have women claiming its selfish if a man doesnt do it
*heavy sigh* alright femanon, I guess I'll eat your pussy
>>32590053I've gotten this critique every time I've discussed my sex life here. Why? He did perform cunnilingus and finger me in the honeymoon phase but then just stopped because "sex should be fun" and my orgasms apparently made sex bad for him, never mind that I was squatting on top of him for half an hour and my reward was seeing him cum and pull his pants up.
*heavy sigh* alright femanon, I guess I'll eat your ass
>>32590024>A better equivalent tradeoff would be no pussylicking and no penetration since cunnilingus is the main way for 70% of women to get off. Still wouldn't be fair considering the guy could nut through blowjobs while the girl would be left with his fingers.Woah, give them a finger, and they'll take the whole hand.
>>32589805all of my friends are engaged already except for another one that is similarly unlucky like meas to how to meet people, how? i got to yoga and italian classes but literally nobody in the late 20s early 30s seems to be open to actually making friends and meeting each other. everybody is extremely insular. and most women have a boyfriend anyway
>>32590025another statistic
>>32590059Right but I asked who was saying that to you as in "I told this person about what happened between me specifically and a woman" not "the Internet has this opinion of people who do the thing I just did without any relevant context" it's like you WANT to feel judged.Would anyone who's opinion you actually care about say that to you if you explained the situation to them in detail? I'd call you a coomer for valuing anal that highly but it's more reasonable to break up over it than ask for it every 3-6 months until she breaks up with you instead.
>>32590051I don't want to change anyone's preferences. Do you know what a conversation is? A conversation isn't something one sided where I have to agree with her because she knows better and where whatever counterargument I have is invalid for "reasons" such as the fact that I'm a man lacking ambition for not spending all of my savings on making shitty startups. Do you comprehend or do I have to draw for you?
>>32590061Because there are incels here that have to keep up with their narrative of everything being the woman's fault, eternally justifying and enforcing their own self-victimisation and self-hatred
>>32590048>Oh I’m sorry.No reason you should be.
>>32588140just a reminder
>>32590044I'm not some stud, but I never had many complaints about my sex being particularly lacking. If she told me to have a seat and said "eat my pussy or we break up" we'd probably break up. Still not eating pussy. Just not my thing. If she had some kind of life or death magical thing that the pussy *must* be eaten I'd do it in a heartbeat. With pleasure. Anything for my girl.>>32590045all of their sexual nerves are on the outside of the pussy not on the inside. That's why they wear those tight jeans so often, so they can do the jeans thing.
>>32590067I dont give a shit about anal, i was using it as an example.
>>32590061Well if you actually broke up with the guy then congrats you took more initiative than most women ever will lol. I suppose that as a man it is incredibly frustrating listening to most women complain about their poor sex lives when they seemingly do everything they can to sabotage the experience, then blame their partner for their inability to get off. If your boyfriend got you off in the beginning of the relationship then just stopped he probably just doesn't give a shit about you.
Hi women, I’m queer.
>>32590077Hello fag
>>32590072I don’t want to be annoying. I don’t understand some terms people use here but I can’t always ask. I still haven’t figured out what NAG means.
>>32590073My ex would build himself an orgasm bank. He'd start with oral so I had a guaranteed orgasm. If I also came during piv then he got a free blowjob later in the day, everybody wins.
>>32590074>so they can do the jeans thingWhat
>>32590078Ssstaawwwpp omg :3
>>32590074Way to miss the point. Again. You're useless.>>32590075So continue to use it as the example ffs. You picked it why are you being like this?
>>32590079Hi! It means "Not A Girl" or "Not A Guy!" Hope that clears things up!
>>32590079>I don’t want to be annoying.You're literally a tripfagging attention-whore, own it already, like MKG.
>>32590069Again, you're trying to have an argument about preferences with here. Stop it. Just stop.
>>32590079nag - not a girl/guypeople use it when they want to answer questions of the same gender>question for girls, man responds with NAG>question for guys, woman responds with NAGnta - not that anonused to avoid confusing replies>two anons are going back and forth>third anon: nta but blah blah blahwithout nta those two people might get upset at eachother for something the third anon said.
>>32590084Are you flustered, anon?
>>32590090Why?
>>32590085What part of it dont you get. I just pointed out that generally when sexual acts and declining them makes the guy to be selfish>oh you didnt want to do this for her, youre a selfish asshole, she deserves better>oh you broke up with her because she didnt do this? You selfish asshole, life isnt porn
>>32590073Don't understand why any woman would ever be straightSex with men seems very bad
>>32590088>>32590091>nag - not a girl/guylmaoIt's "not asked gender".
>>32590097And no reading comprehension. Fascinating.I usually don't blame being an incel on low IQ, but for you...
>>32590100Gay men seem to be having more sex than any of us and lesbians the least, so I think this assumption is flawed, it's probably just down to the fact that women are really bad communicators on this kind of thing.
>>32590085Help me help you. Idk what to say aside from I'm answering most of these face-value. I'm trying to answer with my limited understanding, but really you should be the one giving the explanations. explain yourself.>>32590083Ask femanon.
>>32590102Seems like you want to steer the convo in another direction where I started from.I pointed out an observation, you’re the one who wants to philosophize about it bud
>>32590104Pretty much this. Women expect the other person to know and do what’s supposed to be done. Guys just ask
>>32590101>It's "not asked genderBro you might be retarded.
>>32590105So answer this >>32590067 without balking at your own choice of example?
>>32590079>I don’t want to be annoying.You're not annoying me. I made that joke because it amused me at the moment, but I kind of expected you to not get it so I'm glad you asked, giving me the chance to explain it.... it wasn't all that funny anyway.Like other anons said, NAG means Not A Girl/Guy. It's used as a declaration that a reply is coming from the wrong gender than requested.
>>32590057desu ive never sucked a small dick before, myabe it would be nice not to choke or once lol
19fhe's ignoring me and it feels like the end of the world. im not even dating this guy and i feel physically ill over the possibility that he doenst like me. someone give me advice to fucking pick myself up off the ground and have some dignity
>>32590117Life as an alphawidow must be tough
>>32590096Because it's misguided and does nothing positive neither you or her. Unless you actually enjoy being a troll, which from this thread I get the impression you might.
>>32590101Never her that one before but, meh, it works. Amounts to the same thing.
>>32590079Holy simpcuckery
>>32590122im not an alpha anything im on the floor dying and crying my eyes out because his snapscore went up but he hasnt talked to me in a day.
>>32590113Um, ma'am I think you got me confused for someone else, I'm the guy that doesn't eat pussy.
>>32590130based
>>32590129NtaJfc I do not miss being 19
>>32590114>I kind of expected you to not get it so I'm glad you asked, giving me the chance to explain it.It did work lolDid you want to talk about anything?Also thank you to the anons that explained it to me
>>32590129>im not an alphaMy sweet summer child…
>>32590132same, makes me appreciate growing up, lol
>>32590130You sure both posts I quoted aren't you?
Eating out a hairy pussy seems gross
>>32590116We're so back
MI manifested my red haired wife and I literally see her on YouTube ready to message me when I make my video.I literally see her. I can't link her because I'd be doxxed since I'm one of her only commenters.
>>32590137Only the top one is mine, sorry. I'd namefag but it's not the board culture.
>>32590141bro is manifesting a vtuber whore
>>32590138How much grosser can it be than sucking a hairy dick. You get pubes in your teeth either way it's just a fact of life.
>>32590117>someone give me advice to fucking pick myself up off the ground and have some dignityMI know this feeling but I have no clear actionable advice I can give. It's an internal struggle, learning how to wrangle your own emotions. Best I can give you is let yourself feel how you feel, but don't indulge in the misery. And act with the dignity you wish you felt.
>>32590145no she's a demure red lipped red haired artistic woman who looks semitic.
>>32590117What's funny is that this guy probably doesn't even register that you're interested in him or that you give a shit about any of this lol
It is actually insane that 8 out of every 10 women are dating the same 2 (out of every 10) guys.
>>32590148How does any of that constitute a "no"
>>32590129NTA. Sometimes it's good to let it all out with a good cry, before you can pick yourself up.
>>32590132i hate it so much i want to be as career dedicated as i strive to be but i keep getting distracted by the mere chance of feeling appreciated and loved by another person. im going to listen to jeff buckley and read camus in the uni library about it
>>32590148exactly
>>32590151Yikes
>>32590146Idk I've never sucked a dick before
>>32590117What's so special about him?
>>32590149i've had sex with him. he made dinner for me. ive cooked for him. ive held him in my arms and stroked his hair lovingly and he's told me everything is going to be okay and that im a worthwhile person. and now radio silence. i hate college
>>32590152she shows her face, she's not using a vtube avatar. One of the most beautiful women I've ever seen in my life. You know what? I'll say MOST beautiful woman. I've seen her in my mind before I met her.
>>32590151stop whining and become that guy
>>32590133>Did you want to talk about anything?No I'm good thanks. I just wanted to make the joke and then apologize for it.
I subscribe to female youtubers that hate men and have a large female audience. I'm male. Why is every occult girl on youtube 8/10
>>32590129Alphawidow means you got dumped by an alpha dummy. Now your standards are forever changed as you chase what you never really had
>>32590117Prioritize your mental health.
>>32590160>had sex with him lol, he got what he wanted, so he dropped the act
>>32590160why don't you listen to us when we say wait for marriage?This is evidence that women should not be allowed to consent. Their fathers should decide who they go with.You already gave up the goods.
>>32590159nothing really he's pretty strong and has a nice smile and he's really social but also kind of a nerd. and he's the first person to show me any form of affection since getting cheated on last year. i am but a struggling femanon
>>32590138mine is totally smooth, i have no body hair (well i have the slightest amount just under my belly button but its light)
>>32590171>cheated on >ghosted you sound like a catch
>>32590155Honestly?It's highly likely that almost nothing you care about right now will be important to you in like 7 years. Just do your best.
>>32590170none of the guys around me want to wait. this experience has shaken me so much that im converting to Catholicism and ive started praying every night again. maybe this is the push that god needed to give me to return to him
>>32590123It's just a random conversation, anon. Basically we circle back to the idea that I'm not allowed to question with women or disagree with them, because there's always a little something; preferences are off limits, subjective opinions are off limits, their interpretation of what's going on in the world is off limits. They always have the high ground. You're proving this suspicion yourself.
Women list which of the following you agree with, are indifferent to, and wouldnt put up with.>only uses reverse osmosis purified water>will not buy or use seed oils or artificial sweeteners>will not use plastic cookware dishes etc
>abusechad takes another onehe *can* keep getting away with it.
>>32590180>only uses reverse osmosis purified water>will not buy or use seed oils or artificial sweeteners>will not use plastic cookware dishes etc
>>32590178Ask God for a husband and trust God.
>>32590160>i've had sex with him>cooked for him>we're not datingLiterally started laughing over here, holy shit lmao
>>32590116Im down if you are
>>32590163It's genetics bro.>>32590157Literally so common big cities have "Are we dating the same guy?" facebook groups lmao
>>32590175got cheated on with a torta i'll never recover. i stayed with him after too because his mom liked me. she said she would love to have me as a daughter in law but she would hate to see what her son would do to me. lol
>>32590170NtaLike my dad has any idea how to pick, yeesh. Trusting your parents to find a spouse for you was always a terrible idea for anybody.
>>32590160Siri play “dj khaled, you played yourself”
>>32590178please go to church. I say this to all anons.
>>32590184So you... agree?
>>32590186yeah i might as well just run into oncoming traffic. trust me i know this is genuinely embarassing. im laughing at how absurd it is currently as i type everything out
>>32590180>only uses reverse osmosis purified waterretarded, wasteful, unnecessaryyou can‘t escape the microplastics, steven >will not buy or use seed oilsyeah, i agree with that >artificial sweetenersdepends on your definition, if you hate on stevia and xylit, it‘s a deal breaker>will not use plastic cookware dishes etcyeah, reasonable
>>32590180Idk anything about the water thingI'm not dealing with the seed oil thing unless YOU'RE paying for itThe no plastic thing is reasonable enough
>>32590193no, i clicked auto post on accident
>>32590189You're a torta?
>>32590186It’s more of a tragedy to me. I don’t want to think she’s being lead on but it seems likely.>>32590164I had not been expecting that. Coming out of the shadows then retreating again lol. Thank you, you were very nice
>>32590178A man who has empathy for you would never have sex with you before marriage.It's psychopathic. Most are trying to use you for your body. There are good men out there, but you need a dad to tell you who's right and who's wrong. You need to trust a man who actually loves you, to protect you and give you off to a man who he deems is good for you.You're a darling beloved, all will be well. Run away into your Father's arms.
How do I ask questions that successfully imply I want specific people's opinions? I feel like every women turns into the CEO of women when replying to me, even though I just want femanon's personal subjective take.
WomenDo you ever think?
>>32590191>>>/lgbt/
>>32590198no, the girl my ex cheated on me with was
>>32590195But i want to escape the microplastics steven.I dont k ow enough aboot xylit. Mostly hate aspertame sucralose and the E one
>>32590189damn, at least she knows what she created
>>32590205>aspertameson, as long as you can‘t even spell it, you do not know enough about sweeteners to have any kind of opinion on it >>32590202thinking is for ugly people
>>32590190Femanon stop your backsass, you WILL marry old man Uglyton of the Horridville Uglytons, and in exchange he will forgive my gambling and drinking debts so that I may incur more gambling and drinking debts, and in time your younger sister will marry Punchy McWifesmacker, of the Stinktown McWifesmackers to pay those off. Now that we've discussed your future, go get me my whisky and serve it to me in my father of the year glass while I place bets on the horse races.
>>32590196Bae ill buy the best avocado oils, olive oil and butter. There is no need to use the heart attak oil
>>32590200Thank you, this helps. I've been without any male guidance for some time. inb4 the replies I get for that specific remark. The bishop I'm communicating with is really the only authoritative male presence I have right now.
I wanna know this too. >>32590201
>>32590201>I just want femanon's personal subjective takeHa e you tried saying that
>>32590214maybe be more specific
I'd cheat on any bitch with a torta I love me some good head eat the pussy like chicharron
>>32590209I cant spell asbestis but i aint messin with that
>>32590199>It’s more of a tragedy to me.Womp womp
>>32590220you do you, boo
>>32590215I figured femanon would catch on seeing as literally every male poster is just saying their personal opinions and venting aimlessly. obviously it's impossible to be an authority on the habits of an entire gender there's like 4 billion of each.
>>32590225it‘s called having social skills and emotional intelligence
>>32590226every e-girl thinks she's psychic.
>>32590211I think you have me confused with someone else. My father prefers rum and his gambling is confined to fantasy football on his phone.>>32590212Wait is peanut oil considered a seed oil or no?>>32590225Sure it's impossible but this IS the advice board. We're attempting to follow the prompt and give you something that might be useful.If someone were to ask "what kind of eyeliner should I use as a beginner" I would answer it differently than if I was asked "what is your favorite eyeliner".
>>32590179It's just about being receptive to your conversation partner's wants, and not just barge on ahead with whatever it is you want to argue about like a bull in a china shop. And find better conversation partners.Because it seems to me like you're still doing that dumb thing of assuming a few individuals are are representative of an entire gender.
>>32590227pattern recognition has nothing to do with supernatural abilities
Why are women so emotional? This is highly inefficient and unproductive
>>32590225this is an advice thread, not a chat room
>>32590235I agree, this behavior does not increase shareholder value
>>32590235everything you do is based on an emotion, even this post you just made was based on a feeling of superiority
>>32590229>peanut oilFine.I just want to avoid the megaprocessed stuff like canola
>>32590231what's new with you?>>32590229idk i just feel like a lot of male-female interaction is too stressy>female: I expect X so I can reply with Y, If he says A I will say B, otherwise C unless D then E>male: i love women
>>32590226>emotional intelligenceDoesn't exist.https://youtu.be/fyGKS55PsUI?si=HrIggKobDAD9cqmW
>>32590236can women not give personal advice? I've been giving personal advice in the other threads.
>>32590199*disappears mysteriously into the crowd*
>>32590243>female: I expect X so I can reply with Y, If he says A I will say B, otherwise C unless D then EI do feel like I think like this but I thought that was the autism not feminine brain.It's like "how do I say only things that are true but still get what I want out of this interaction".
>>32590160You got cummed and dumped.>>32590170>>32590178Can't tell which one of you two is more retarded.>>32590221This image is ruined by not having the appropriate space between "sewer" and "and".
>>32590242I can work with that
>>32590249not gonna lie, I'm like this with most social settings. I'm only different here because the mood is more venty and silly. You're probably more normal than me, I'm terminally online.
>>32590225Hi there, my name is Mr. Man. I have been chosen (by Heaven) to proclaim the desires of all men. Chad is just a little boy to me.The true desire hidden in all men:>tfw no tomboy gfWomen, I walk up to you and slap your ass. What do you do?
>>32590229>Wait is peanut oil considered a seed oil or no?I can give you my seed oil if you want?
>>32590258If it's coming out as an oil I think something might be seriously wrong with you man
is pussy slime like coconut oil? why is it sometimes thick and nasty and other times clear and like nothing?
>>32590255I don't think I can turn it off.If I turn it off and let out my unfiltered thoughts I'll get sent to inpatient again.
>>32590263Menstrual cycle, hormonesNo it is not a solid at room temperature like coconut oil lmfao
>>32590249>It's like "how do I say only things that are true but still get what I want out of this interaction".NTA. What do you want out of the interaction? You make it sound suss.
>>32590265I feel like being painfully honest has disadvantaged me when dealing with most people. I have a subconscious urge to respond negatively to things irl that i would just bark at someone for saying online.
>>32590056I'd be asking to lick you way more than I'd ever ask for a bjAlso like the other anon said, no way are you choking on mine
Are intrusive thoughts and fantasies of cheating normal?
>>32590268that's so cool you're like a calendar
>>32590269Depends on the interaction?Is that not common sense?>>32590270>painfully honestWhich I am not. If I were painfully honest I wouldn't be able to "say only things that are true and will get what I want". You have to have tact.
>>32590251There you go
>>32590276I never thought of it like that but you're right. My menstrual cycle is one of the only ways to tell time in a cave.
>>32590277>Depends on the interaction?I assumed you were talking about the interaction of answering moids' questions on atoga.
>>32590278>extra space at the endYou are doing this on purpose, aren't you...
>>32590230They are not representative but what difference does it make? The "decent" women are out there. Yes, they exist. Yes, I'm hopeful about them. They are also hiding and putting up a thousand barriers.
>>32590281You assumed wrong then? I mean any interaction.
you guys are so autistic it's painful to read
>"hey Anon, so-and-so isn't here today, so can I eat lunch with you in your office?"How do you respond without going to HR?
>you now remember Bonnie RottenGod, what a great whore she was.
>>32590288Then just for the hell of it, because you're still replying to me, what do you want out of this interaction?
>>32590277I have tact but it's more like "this person is nice to me i don't want them upset by me"
>>32590289I'm sorry :(
>>32590289Everyone's fault but mine.
>>32590291Invite them to eat lunch with me, and interrogate them on why I'm only their backup lunch partner.I don't see what HR has to do with anything.
>>32590291“Sure”
>>32590291No
>>32590292For me, it's Avril Hall
do women not know how to close tabs why do you have so many tabs open
what topic get the femanons more upset>guys not giving oral>paternity tests
>>32590291People at the director level dont have their own office only svp up because the rest is open concept, how do you not know this yet?
>>32590260please send help
>>32590306This is not a woman-specific thing. Most people don't seem to know how to close tabs, I've noticed
>>32590293For you to have an accurate understanding of my posts, because that's what you're asking for. You started this interaction not me? What do you want?>>32590294To me that's less tact and more just being a friend. I feel like tact is only necessary when you're not naturally inclined to protect the person's feelings you have to actually think about it.
>>32590308open concept is just lazy architecture disguised as minimalism
>>32590306What if I need them laterThey're my emotional support tabs
>>32590280>>32590276>I never thought of it like that but you're right. My menstrual cycle is one of the only ways to tell time in a cave.mega kek>grug think sun gone forever>femgrug say no sun gone long but come back in 2 moon blood>grug dont know moon blood but love femgrug>grug believe femgrugcute af
>>32590313this guy (>>32590293) isn't me btw he just showed up
>>32590314I think they do it so they can stand at the back and see everyone and who isnt working.
>>32590307MI need her pussy on my lips RIGHT FUCKING NOW
>>32590314Nta but how soDoesn't it take more math for less walls?
>>32590319>cute afActually though lol. Weirdly sweet in a paleolithic way.>>32590320Good to know. It felt aggressive in a way that seemed off brand for you.
Single women:Any defense against the accusation that you sabotage your friends relationships?
>>32590313>What do you want?I wanted to get a better sense of what someone like you might want out of an interaction on atoga. Especially since you put it in such devious terms that implied it would take some effort to be truthful.But I'm starting to suspect the answer.Also I just wanted an excuse to talk to a foid.
>>32590327Yes!I have no friends
>>32590329Oh what I want out of coming here in general?Pseudo socialization. Each individual interaction has it's own micro goal I guess.
>>32590323>Doesn't it take more math for less wallsIt might if the walls were structural, but most interior walls aren't.
I'm about to be the only single person in my friend group again...
>>32590335This image singlehandedly restored my empathy for women. how do women juggle all these different roles and stay sane
>>32590335skill issue
>>32590320I said NTA here >>32590269>>32590326I'm sorry for sounding aggressive. I'm gonna go now.
why is this general so active, but my posts are ignored on /r9k/
>>32590343easier to larp as a femanon here
>>32590332That...doesn't seem correct to me but my knowledge only includes HGTV and YouTube where they might just be lying to people to get an extra 2000 out of them to remove a wall without leaving a post...can you elaborate?
>>32590338basedBut how many roles do you feel like you're taking on as a man?>>32590340it's on me for sure, I think I'm using it more as motivation than anything.
>>32590211this still sounds better and more secure for a woman than her being pumped and dumped by "jajaja ::) :) don't cry that it over, be happy it happened! We live and learn! :) :) jaja I will never forget these time! "
>>32590204Why do you call her a torta
>>32590353idk so many roles don't feel like roles because i enjoy doing them it just feels like part of my routine. I work and do chores and date sometimes i have a dog.
>>32590349Those are single-family residential construction, not office buildings. Much more likely that a given wall is structural in a house. Office buildings usually have a "skeleton" of either steel or concrete, with the majority of the interior walls just acting to divide the space.
>>32590356Most american women these days are turtle shaped
>>32590356nta, torta is a latino way of saying ''fat bitch''
>>32590356torta is a sandwich, she's a torta because she loves to eat
>>32590366>>32590363>>32590362isn't that femanon a torta too if she likes eating too? That's sad using food as insult. Just call her a hoe, whore, cheater, nymphomanic, etc.
>>32590366this is funny because in most slavic languages torta means cake
>>32590371Men love whores and hate women who like to eat though
>>32590354Well in theory if femanon does take the arranged marriage with the ugly rich guy she can just wait him out and then have a bunch of boy toys as a rich widow in her 40s.
>>32590371>nymphomanicnta but isn't this a good thing???
>>32590389Too men with high libidos yes, too men with low to no libidos no and unless the men are on medication, etc and or in the closet.
>>32590389if she's having sex with you then it's good and a complimentif she's not having sex with you then it's bad and she's a slut and a nympho for having sex with all these other men!!!!!! if she has sex with me it's fine though she's just a normal woman expressing her sexuality
>>32590398sounds about right 8)yeah incels here really act like that and then talk about "logic" and "facts" and want us to "debate" them zzz
>>32589769>Should I go back to doing drugs?Yes.
>>32589769Which ones
>>32589777>Why don't incels just date ugly women?Ugly women don't find them even slightly attractive.
>>32590398Women truly are idiots. Having sex with the same guy 500 times is a good thing, having sex with 5 men 1 time each makes you low value.
>>32590409>having sex with 5 men 1 time each makes you low valuesource?
>>32589777Been discussed to death at this point, but the male incels are all very willing and even eager to date ugly femcels, the ugly femcels all believe themselves to be Staceys who are just waiting until Chad realizes he's totally in love with them.
>>32590414>sourceMe. I am the source.
"Women have standards and that's a bad thing!"
>>32590291Sure.But why not go to the cantina or break room with all the others?
One of the main hindrances in holding down a job is the fact that I nearly sht myself regularly due to stress. Yes I scarf down pills.
>>32590399>yeah incels here really act like that and then talk about "logic" and "facts" and want us to "debate" them zzz>mentions incels out of nowherethat desperate for dick, huh femcel anon?
>>32590414Me. I said it. I was the reason everyone thinks that. It was me. I am not sorry. The next story I shall spread is that kissing men is basically sex and women must quit doing that immediately. They can only kiss me.
>>32590409This is why my legs only open to once in a lifetime tier 10/10 princes
>>32590426She probably got somebody and doesn't want yours.
how do i make femanon enjoy my company. I'm a medieval peasant of the atoga serfdom.
Is it a bad idea to ask my gf if she's comfortable with us moving so fast? Like we're already spending multiple days together, meeting friends and family, etc. despite only technically have been dating since Christmas Or should I just leave this topic alone unless she says something
how do i make femanon enjoy my company. I'm the village idiot of the atoga serfdom
>started late after a late night>can leave early because I've got extra hours that I can trade in to go home early should I? It's a bit of a dick move. Come late, leave early. But I feel kinda done and wanna head home. I'll come in early tomorrow.
>>32590436Take the banditpill
>>32590439wait a bit more. That's way too soon.
>>32590435jelly incel or a cockblocking female?I don't care but I want to say that you're not fun, you don't make other people happy, and we both know you know that. Either be less toxic or kill yourself, alright sweety? Now don't be an annoyance anymore.
>>32590439Dont be such a bitch anon lol, are you happy or not
>>32590439you're gonna wanna kill yourself when you're older if you don't just enjoy the good times as they present themselves, I used to worry about dumb shit like this when i was young now i drink to forget
>>32590426>that desperate for dick, huh femcel anon?mmmm maybe a little
>>32590441No idea. As the queen, the wants of you peons are below my notice.
>>32590447Her post made me happy althougbeit and yours is toxic and annoying
>>32590439>dating since christmasIt might be a bit fast, but except for it seems like she's some BPD who burns through people fast, there is nothing inherently bad with it.
>>32590444
>>32590414Men. We decide when a woman is low value.
>>32589777Incels and femcels both have their ranks absolutely filled with socially dysfunctional people, so asking them to connect with each other is a nonstarter.
>>32590455Well, I didn't vote for you.
>>32590446Some of these are impossible for me, sorry. pic related has been the entirety of my social life form cradle to my shitposty grave.>>32590444>>32590459seems based what's the downsides
>>32588162Not necessarily a six-pack, but abs, yes. Applies to both sexes btw.
>>32590461sounds like a bad system. Your opinions vary a lot.How come if a woman is desired by many men she has low value? And what should I care about this perceived low value if I have no trouble connecting with men enough to get relationships?
>>32590458She likes to bring up that we started dating before Christmas but in actuality we went one a single date and then not again until the 5th (because of visiting family and shit)
>>32590465Poor kid, he probably grew up to be rich and she became a slag and settled with a rich guy
Why do women lie to us about dick size? I once had a girl tell me I was the biggest she ever had and I'm like average.
>>32590484she was trying to make you feel loved, retard.
>>32590472The world is mostly free of trouble for women. That doesn't impact the validity of men's opinions. You might find that even the men you manage to get into relationships with can consider your value to be low.
>>32590484It might be the truth.She felt strong cock-lust and wanted to make you feel great.Why would women remember the exact dick size?You're probably taller than her and that factors into you as a person looking big, thus also your dick.
i wish the non-hoe femanons gave more advice. they're too busy being happy and productive to care about us dregs of society.
>>32590487They can either take it or leave it. I'm not forcing anyone to be with me. If they stay it's because they want to stay.
>>32590472NTA but you need to understand that men's standards and preferences don't actually affect male mate choice. They look at pictures of women online and pick traits for fun but in reality they take what's available because modern mating is bottlenecked by the low market value of dick.
Hi I’m back
>>32590465she learned this behavior from her mother
Women what's the right way for a guy to compensate for being extremely jaded and cynical?
>>32590484>anon does not understand what average means
>>32590487Paradoxically the ugliest meanest guys are most likely to be in relationships with women who worship the ground they walk on for some reason, it's like women have no internal gauge of self worth so they just assume that however you treat them is what they are>he treats me like a queen? i must be a queen!>he treats me like trash? Oh no I'm trash!
>>32590491Ah so it ultimately doesn't matter.I can always just leave him if he has that opinion of me.
>>32590495humor and stoicism.
>>32590489join them by becoming happy and productive >>32590492and where have you been? >>32590495there is no making up for that, absolutely destroyed
>>32590501>join them by becoming happy and productiveNo.
>>32590492Why?
>>32590501Trying to find a hobby, but I fell in love with Anthony again. It was a cuddle fantasy again.
>>32590505The guys are the other boards are not being nice to Anthony again
>>32590465women literally feel nothing that this kid is gonna be treated like shit by literally everyone in his life forever
>>32590486>>32590488>>32590496If I told a flat girl "wow your tits are so fucking big" she'd probably look at me funny and ask what the fuck I'm talking about.
>>32590508On*
>>32589820>Women is this true?Absolutely, yeah!
>>32590510I am pretty flat, but the correct compliment there is that he loves my small titsThough men are oversensitive about penis size, so if she said "I love your small dick!" you'd be upset and butthurt for a lifetime.
>>32590503then stop complaining>>32590506understandable
>>32590513>"I love your small dick!"ntaI would immediately blow my brains out mid stroke
>>32590510sure but she didn‘t say your dick is huge, she said it‘s the biggest she hada girl could have small boobs and still have the biggest you ever touched use your brain anon, you don‘t have enough big dick energy to act this stupid
why do women commit suicide?
HEY YOU! YEAH YOU, WITH THE FACE!I love you.
>>32590520There's many reasons to commit suicide.
>>32590520find better bait incel
>>32590513What is the right amount of sensitivity on that subject do you think?
>>32590510Maybe she is not as fucking autistic as you?
>>32590513>>32590517But you can literally compliment anything else. I'm completely average, I know having a big dong isn't an attribute I have. Just say you like my body or something
>>32590520Clinical depression Legit unironically schizophrenia
>>32590527You could also be less irritated about it.
>>32590513Yes but statistically if she had multiple men then it's very unlikely that you're actually the one with the biggest dick. And here's why: she has likely chosen taller men in the past and height can be correlated with bigger dicks. Therefore, if she claims that you have a massive dick it's 100% embellishment, not the truth.
>>32590527she didn‘t say you are not average, all she said is you are bigger than the guys she has been withmaybe they all had a micro penis
>>32590525We have the bodies we have. If someone likes it, that's only a plus.You can't be so in your head that you think you always have to look like the best, most powerful man around. It has to be enough that the person you love loves your body. Because otherwise, there's always someone above you, stronger, smarter, with a bigger dick, etc.Accept yourself as you are realistically, and accept people's compliments, especially when they're worshiping your cock.
>>32590530Why do you care so much, she's trying to love you and compliment you. She's crazy about your dick.And something being statistically unlikely doesn't mean it's impossible.
>>32590522I feel like a lot of female suicides aren't suicides. Like they get Epstein'd by some cartel.>>32590524The incel phrasing would be 'Why don't women commit suicide?'>>32590528So mental illness? That's sad.
My favourite bot farm honeypot :)How have you been, all 5 human beings ITT ?
>>32588140Is there a way to flirt with your co-worker with plausble deniablity?She is a foot shorter than me, if that matters
>>32590527This is why you don‘t sleep with men with small dicks. The issue is not the size if the dick but the sad sack attached to it that will find a way to take anything you say or do as disrespect.
>>32590535I care because she cares. Complimenting the *size* makes a guy think about nothing other than... size. Obviously, she is important to her.
>>32590537>incel phrasingI can see right through your „women have no actual problems - like men do“ bullshit
>>32590543>is important to her*size
>>32590538I've been doing alri- ERROR 403: Forbidden
>>32590543She said she liked your dick though. Why is this worrying you?You have to realize people are sometimes too bound by societal norms and think this is the right compliment to give. Tell her to say other nice things about your dick if this is bothering you. But I can assure you she had no bad intentions when telling you that.
>>32590541ask her about her day, dote on her.
>>32590547She is not fucking him anymore. For obvious reasons.
>>32590544Normie women absolutely do not have problems. Victims of crime or disease have problems.
>>32590541Hug her from behind and press your pp into her back
>>32590538Back to pol paranoia schizo.>>32590551ah
Women, why do you create social norms such as the dick size issue? Can't you be size queens more quietly?
>>32590554Natural selection is not created, it just is. >more quie
>>32590554>more quietly No
Ricotta cheese is the best cheese.
>>32590549Good riddance imo, she dogded a bullet with somebody this fucking stupid.
>>32590554they don't even like PIV they just bring it up because >their abusechad exes (whom they still love) all had big dicks>they know it triggers betas, and want a way to punish beta providers without losing access to his status
>>32590559Indeed.
>>32590548Intersting.And how do I know it's getting anywhere?
>>32590553name three normie women problems.>not knowing what to wear>not knowing what to eat>phone battery is too low
>>32590561Right. They're just waiting to flip it on you and mock your average dick when they're mad, saying that an abusechad ex had a way bigger cock that was way more fun to fuck. Then they tell you that you're stupid for believing that your dick was something special just because they told you so.
>>32590569based
Has your mom ever seen your dick when you were an adult?
>>32590572No
>>32590572Never
>>32590572No, but your mom has.
>>32590572Yeah she never gives me any privacy
>Anthonyschizo is posting here and on /tv/Weird seeing one of you out in the wild.
>>32589898There was a whole plotline about that in "The Sopranos". According to Tony, the perception is that if you're willing to go down on a woman you're willing to go down on a man as well. It makes no sense to me, but if the idea made it into a major TV show it must be quite widespread.
>>32590497Alphawidow anon, guilty as charged
WomenCan I make up for a small dick by really being into giving cunnilingus?
>>32590583Don't give him attention, he is literally batshit insane
>>32590529I mean it's not irritating it's just a silly thing to do.>>32590531>>32590542It's not small, it's avg (6). Just a weird thing to say for her.
>>32590586I like big dicks and dislike oral, not for me.
>>32590584>According to TonyThat was uncle Jun. "These guys, they think if you'll suck pussy you'll suck anything".
>>32590586Yes. Also some of us have short vaginas. Personally I can’t take more than 5 inches without it being too painful
>>32590564>>32590548pls respond to my question
>>32590586You're doing the right thing for the wrong reason. Nothing can make up for the lack of cunnilingus and I don't care about dick size
>>32590588Thats why it‘s fun.
>>32590593NTA but what about the fornix opening phenomenon ?
Never eating pussy. I dn't care how much you try to psyop men into eating pussy. Not doing it.
>>32589962>Would you let your boyfriend eat you out a lot?I'm sorry, "let"? LET him? If he has the idea he's not going to go down on me, he's getting dumped the moment he says it out loud.
I shall summon NPD poster to return and scare anthonyschizo off againOn the other hand though, he might also shit up this general
>>32590572No but my mother in law saw it once when I had covid and for some fucking reason they decided to disrobe me while I was passed out.
>>32590606You probably peed your pants.
>>32590591A woman after my own heart.
>>32590612Sometimes when I laugh too hard my entire bladder empties, its the most embarassing thing ever and i only wear black pants bcs of it
>>32590593>Also some of us have short vaginas.What is this real? Does it make you self conscious like dick size does with a guy?>>32590596I just happen to love cunnilingus, it wasn't a conscious thing, I'm actually crazy about it. I'm just curious if that's enough to make up for other uhm...shortcomings
>>32590612Possible, but I don't understand why MIL and SIL had to be involved, honestly there are like 2-3 days that were just a blur.
What do you think will happen if scotus decides to let the feds ban tiktok?
Women do small dicks feel good at all? Like do you feel anything? Not necessarily microdicks just small ones.
>>32590588>Him>He
>>32590593How do I identify women with short vaginas.Asking for a friend.
>>32590621Probably because you are so fat they could not move you alone.
>>32590603YES that's the attitude I need in a girlfriend. That response just makes me want to do it even more
>>32590627/atoga/ women aren't real women
>>32590626No idea, I never tried one.
no point in dating if i'm only being used to make depressed men and insecure women jealous.
>>32590588You’ve never been in love in your life?
>>32590623Women out in the streets protesting. A lot of divorces. HR department demanding to work from home because they're too bored.
A lot of people say that living with your significant other is the best way to really get to know them and is a good test in determining if the relationship can work long term. How long after living with someone would you feel comfortable in saying you know that you’re going to end up being with that person for a really long time?
>>32590202>Women>Do you ever think?Hmm. Let me think about that.
>>32590588>Batshit insaneSo based then
>>325906401~2 years
>>32590635Lets fix that bb
>>32590640To just keep living together as a couple? Two years. To get married and have kids? Never. Those things change people. There is no way of knowing either certainty.
being chad is like being a premium user in a korean free to play game.
>>32590619No if anything it’s a bonus, like a guy can have a three incher and i’ll still be able to cum from penetration alone
>>32590638stanning =\= love
>>32590648No thanks.
>>32590648not chad enough
I think I'm gonna lose my dad... Mom passed some years back. Fuck...
WomenThis girl on a dating app says she loves algebra, would it be too cringe to make a math problem and send it to her, and the answer spells something dumb? Like right now I'm thinking of having the answer be 8008135, in part because I can't think of other words you can spell with numbers
>>32590635Size queen?
>>32590655Dude sweetAlthoughThat makes me wonder if my tongue is long enough
>>32590665femanon says looks dont matter so it'll work.
>>32590665I'd personally find it cute and endearing
>>32590657I know none of it’s real, they’re just comforting fantasies to help me get through the day. + The version of him I love no longer exists.
Someone posted a video of Becky in another thread. This is about what my mind thinks of when people here refer to Becky. Who the fuck is Stacy?
>>32590677why her face look stapled on in after effects
>>32590623Fuck all, some new app will show up to do the same thing. The feds are mad because the Chinese algorithm is better at funneling content people want to them than their own is, it's pure protectionism because the US tech sector is starting to fall behind. >>32590639>divorcesbanning tiktok will probably reduce divorces>HR demanding to work from homewould be nice but HR is all about misery and awfulness, literally the only job that would unironically be better outsourced to India, at least Ranjesh won't be waddling around the office accusing people of harassing him because he didn't get invited to your super bowl party.
>>32590665>8008135really now…??
>>32590677>tfw no Becky gf
>>32590677Becky is a femcel and Stacy is an Instagram baddie
>>32588140Me and my future husband <3
>>32590690I was about to ragebait but this shit caught me off guard
What is an equivalent term for "baddie"?
>>32590690>titty windowWhat a slut.
>>32590694vixenor you mean for men?
>>32590695He's a good guy at heart
>>32590703>>32590690I wish I understood fujo character design, they seem to all agree but i never understand what they're agreeing on
>>32590705I'm not a fujo, if anything I'm kinda homophobic
>>32590681I figured the contrast of an algebraic equation and a childish answer would be funny...
>>32590690Who's the other guy?
>>32590703You must be very disappointed with real life men lel
>>32590715No, I think men are great
>>32590688Ah so this is what femanon looks like.
I’m sorry for annoying everyone. You know how being severely mentally ill is.
>>32590728It's okay. It can't be helped.
/atoga/ ladies, how do I compliment women without coming across as disengenuous or weird? I point out things I like about my male friends all the time (eg., "I love making anon laugh, he has the best laugh") but I feel like if I make the exact same compliment toward one of my female friends it'll cause an awkward silence or something.
>>32590728Same, I'm sorry I make femanon upset by being irritable and retarded everyday
>>32590728Do the severely mentally ill know they're ill?
>>32590728
>>32590737Yes, they can't do anything about it so they just exist.
>>32590737Yes. We have moments of lucidity, but when we're in the eye of the storm we don't know we're acting mentally ill.
>>32590734women are unappeasable. You have to find the needle of undivulged desire in their haystack of things they dislike.
>>32590734No, you can go ahead and say it. It's normal.
>>32590728I don't. I'm only mildly mentally ill.
>>32590734I just talk to women in a flat expressionless tone as much as possible and try not to give them any expressions.
>no new thread
>>32590773There you go>>32590777>>32590777>>32590777
>>32590626I have dildos in several sizes.Girth affects friction, which has nothing to do with g-spot stimulation efficiency.Length affects whether the dick can reach the g-spot and whether it overshoots and just slides past it without doing anything. My g-spot is 9 cm deep (average being 5-8 cm) and that's as far as I insert toys, I can't get off unless it's that exact spot being hammered.
>>32589949>I feel kind of bad for not answeringhaha it worked hahahaha stupid female
