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White women do you prefer horses or dogs?
>>32595740Question for hot women, are there ever (not obviously gay) guys that seem unfazed by your beauty?
>>32595749>White women do you prefer horses or dogs?That depends on the context.
State gender.Thoughts on this song?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oaFEkmjnSGE
>>32595740I think I have a thing for gay men
>>32595755I think anon means sexually
>>32595766What do you like about them?
>>32595766Faggot
>>32595766>I think I have a thing for gay menI have a thing for tomboys, but I keep getting closeted lesbians
>>32595766Yeah that's called being a Fujoshi, you're late to the trend.
>>32595776No I'm not a fujoshi, because I find gay sex gross
>>32595766>>32595778What do you like about them, then? How do you feel about bisexual men?
>>32595766I'm not gay.
>>32595771They're just so... pretty and beautiful
>>32595778Okay so you just like men who look and act a bit gay. Whoop-de-doo.
Women if you were pregnant and then your husband died and you miscarried would you kill yourself
>>32595778Based
>>32595790I'd wait until our pets pass and then do it
i wish humans all had the same type of genitalia, and that it was four tentacles surrounding a mouth-like hole with no teeth, and the tentacles excrete fluids that the mouth slurps down and that's how pregnancy works, but that everybody could experience both sides, the tentacles are prehensile, and we could make out with our sex holes.i am on no drugs or medications at the moment.
>>32595783>What do you like about them, then?I find them really hilarious, attractive and fun.>How do you feel about bisexual men?They scare me a little not gonna lie
>>32595790honestly? yes. immediately.
Femanons, would you date a much older man?
>>32595803No, I have a good relationship with my dad
>>32595766
>>32595740Me and my mom got into an argument because I told her 24 is not too young to get married.
>>32595790Probably.
Women what's the youngest yous get married at
>>32595749>>32595767Then none
>>3259581233.
>>32595790No, it'd be a relief. My husband would smile upon my miscarriage from heaven since he'd know men fucking loathe single mothers and single mothers raise worthless criminals and if I gave birth I'd never know love again, only suffering.
>>32595816And how old are you
>>32595797>i am on no drugs or medications at the moment.You should be.
>>3259581833.
>>32595809Why do men hate women so much. Why do they only try to look good for other men?!
>>32595796>>32595801>>32595811I hope I get to love somebody this much eventually
>>32595812>>32595821Ok let me rephrase Women, what hypothetical age would be the youngest you'd considered marrying at?
>>32595812WDYM?
>>32595823because what women think looks good, doesn't
>>32595790>Women if you were pregnant and then your husband died and you miscarried would you kill yourselfHonestly, the miscarriage would be a relief under those circumstances.But no, I've lost people I love before. It's miserable in the short term, but eventually you get over it. Knowing that, it makes no sense to off yourself.
>>32595797Our ancestors were once similar hermaphroditic worms, but to create more complex organisms it was more efficient to have two specialized designs.
>>32595803>Femanons, would you date a much older man?I don't want a long term partner who is going to die 30 years before I do. 6 or 7 years younger than me is ideal. (Women live longer than men).
>>32595830WDYM?
>>32595785So you like pretty boys?>>32595838>6 or 7 years younger than me is idealMommy
>>32595835Cumming on jh's skin to get her pregnant
>>32595810>Me and my mom got into an argument because I told her 24 is not too young to get married.What's your question for the opposite gender?
>>32595797No. I love being a woman with a pussy and want a man with a dick.
>>32595797I'd let a femanon mpreg me with her tentacle excretions
>>32595838Counterpoint: you get his life insurance earlier
>>32595838And how old are you?
>>32595825With the power of hindsight and retroactive security that it'd work out, 18.
I hate women.
>>32595845>Counterpoint: you get his life insurance earlierI make far more money than him anyway, no point in insuring him.
>>32595849>And how old are you?Exactly the right age.
>>32595840>So you like pretty boys?Yes but I can never have them because some ugly bastard that's old enough to be their grandfather grooms and sexually assaults them, traumatising them in the process. After which these boys either transition and/or kill themselves. It's not fair.
>>32595842>What's your question for the opposite gender?Who do they think is in the right
>>32595850WITHOUT CLAIRVOYANT SUPERPOWERS ARGH!!! WHAT IS SO HARD TK UNDERSTAND ABIUT MY QUESTION!!!!! OF YOU WWRE YOUNGER SND A GUY YOU RRALLY LOKED WHAT WOJLD BE THE MINIMUM AGE YOU WOJDL CONSISER MARRYING HIM!!!!!!!!
>>32595859Bout tree fiddy
I'm twinkish in body but have the face of a troll. It's so over.
>>32595825>Women, what hypothetical age would be the youngest you'd considered marrying at?26.
>>32595790I can't tell, but I have my family to rely on, so it's not like I'd be alone in the world.>>32595803How older is much older?
Women how soon is too soon to propose?
>>3259582525. That's when frontal lobe develops.
>>32595862I'm the opposite, we should combine our good parts and split custody
>>32595866>Women how soon is too soon to propose?Two years in.
>>32595861I'm slashing my jugular fuck yhis
>>32595869So does one of us become a handsome Chad and the other an ugly goblinoid or are we two minds fighting for one body or something
Would you date a loser?
>>32595878We take two week shifts being in control. The unused halfs are combined into a Frankenstein creature that wanders the countryside eating animals and the occasional unwary traveller.
>>32595885Kino but where does the other consciousness go, just sits there watching?
my knees are bruised from giving my girl head last night
I am neutral towards women.
As a flat chested woman can I still be appreciated by boob men? Or do men who prefer boobs like them big?
>>32595893You can flip channels between spectating the chad body or spectating the bigfoot monstrosity.
>>32595880Yes bc I'm one too>>32595896>can I still be appreciated by boob menYesFlat is justice
>>32595865Let's say old enough to potentially have created sperm to conceive youSo 12 years
>>32595896In 2003 in Iraq I watched a 120mm mortar shell fly through the roof of a local's house and it blew up and killed all 23 people inside, including women and children.
>>32595896>As a flat chested woman can I still be appreciated by boob men?Small boobs, still boobs.
>>32595896This is the umpteenth time this question has been asked, good God. Boob men (generally) love boobs of all sizes. Big boobs might be more eye-catching, but I've slept with both large-chested and small-chested women, and I never felt like the small-chested women were lacking at all. To a boob man, the most important thing is that you're happy for the attention he wants to give your boobs. Letting him fondle you at literally any moment when you're alone (and not doing something dangerous like holding a plate of hot food), being eager for him to suck on your boobs, and so on.
>>32595790No. I'd mourn his loss, mourn the child, and move on with my life and hopefully find another man to start a family with because I want to be a mom more than anything. >>32595803While I want a guy who's older than me, I don't want an age gap of more than 10 years, and I set a hard limit at 15 years. While older is hot, he should be closer in age to me than my parents, and ideally be close enough in age that we can actually grow old together. I don't want to be a widow when I'm still relatively young. My ideal is a man who's somewhere between 5-10 years older than me. A notable age gap, but nothing too extreme. >>32595812I'm 25 now and still single, but in an ideal world, I would have gotten married soon after graduating from uni, so maybe 22~23ish. The guy should be a bit older though. While early 20s are ideal for starting to have kids, they're still fairly immature and not likely to have a stable career. So having an older man who's more mature and financially stable is ideal. >>32595866I'd say wait at least a year. Some women would prefer longer, but I think personally I'd start getting impatient after the one year mark. >>32595880Yes because I'm also a loser. Let's be losers together.
>>32595896>As a flat chested woman can I still be appreciated by boob men?Depends on whether you're literally flat or merely small. Small, perky breasts are actually the best kind.
My boyfriend is always like "I thought about doing [x] for you but [reason for not doing x]." I don't really understand why he tells me this. At first it was just like oh cute he was thinking about me but decided against it for whatever reason but it's been so many times it makes me wonder if he feels like saying this absolves him from actually doing anything for me. It's strange because I don't ask for anything but some of the ideas are so good, stuff that I say I would love but he's like "oh I thought you wouldn't like it." Then he still never does it. What's the point of this?
>>32595896Boobs are like coke and pepsi. Most will state a preference when asked, but will take whatever's on tap.
>>32595917Ask him, stupid.
>>32595917>What's the point of this?Exactly what you said. He wants you to think that he's a kind, thoughtful person without expending any effort on actually doing anything.
>do men like small-chested women?>do women like men who are fat and balding?>women would you date [insert quirky slightly undesirable trait here]>why do women exclusively fuck chads?>does my ex-boyfriend who told me he hated me secretly wants to get back together?My reaction: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_0XuGUri9U
>>32595917He may be fishing for hints in a stupid way. Or he may be a dumbass who thinks thinking of something is the same as doing it.
>>32595911In what way are you a loser? You sound like you're doing alright for yourself>>32595917Idk but you should tell him thisBro needs to pattern up>>32595918>Boobs are like cokeDoing a line of coke off boobs is even better Oh wait you mean the drink
>>32595925Kek
>>32595925We used to have FAQ in the OP but idiots keep dropping it
>>32595896i like them big or at least a handful but if i like you then boobs come 2nd. also in these modern times it might give me pause that you might be a trannybut i have to reaaaalllly love you or else i wont want to be stuck having sex with a girl i'd always wonder if i could've gotten a girl like you but with bigger tits.
>>32595911>close enough in age that we can actually grow old togetherIf he's 10 years older than you he will probably die 17 years before you. Does that really count?
MenReply with N if you dislike anal sexReply with Y if you like anal sex
femanonswould you date a guy with a personality disorderat what point should I disclose it, like never unless relevant or early
>tfw your housemate didn't pay the internet bill again because they bought too many pints at the pub insteadAt least I got unlimited mobile data now
>>32595933N.
>>32595925>women would you date [insert quirky slightly undesirable trait here]Me reference
>>32595931>give me pause that you might be a trannyTrannies can have big boobs. If you're worried about dating trannies why don't ask her to take an exam and show you the results?
>>32595933N
>>32595935>would you date a guy with a personality disorderWhich personality disorder, and how does it affect you?
>>32595930As if anyone fucking read let alone followed it
>>32595933I
>>32595933Probably Y, but I've never gotten to try it.
Time for the /atoga/ census, folks.https://strawpoll.com/GJn44p3Lznz
>>32595935I got the same question but mood disorder
>>32595938>>32595942>>32595944I don't believe this many men dislike anal sex. I'm trans. Would you date an attractive and passing transwoman without a pussy?
>>32595933How would I know?
How do you even have sex with a woman like that without having a 10 inch cock?
>>32595948You realise there are teenagers here>>32595933Am virgin, but doesn't really appeal to me, so N
>>32595954You have to be over 18 to use this website.
>>32595951noand ywnbaw
>>32595902Of course, it depends on other factors, but if it was the adequate person, with the same core values I might agree. I personally value a lot commitment, and a relationship like that will require a lot from both parties. Most likely, there'll be a time when one will begin to age a lot more faster than the other, and it'll require a lot of patience and understanding to keep the connection with the other. I'm talking that when one is 60, the other will be 72. It's not impossible, but it requires two people with lot of understanding and endurance to be in that sort of relationship.
>>32595948Who the fuck voted 50+
>>32595951>Would you date an attractive and passing transwoman without a pussy?If you don't have a pussy you are not passing.
>>3259595618 and 19 is still a teenager lol>>32595959Ur mom
>>32595953You do know that ass size is not equivalent to hole size, right?
>>32595948This anonymous?
>>32595937Kinda shit I'd expect you to do kek
>>32595927>In what way are you a loser? You sound like you're doing alright for yourselfI'm an unemployed weeb NEET who's got no social life and probably has some autism or other mental issues. >>32595932>If he's 10 years older than you he will probably die 17 years before you. Does that really count?Honestly my lifestyle isn't the healthiest so I've probably nerfed my lifespan enough for it to even out.>>32595935You gotta specify how the personality disorder affects you. Hard to say yes or no when I don't know what I'm agreeing to. >at what point should I disclose it, like never unless relevant or earlyI'd say after like 3 or so dates when you're considering officially becoming bf/gf.
>>32595959>Who the fuck voted 50+Someone who is 50+, probably.
>>32595954reply>>32595951
>>32595943BPD :(I am clingy and sometimes paranoid and overreact to things I go to therapy for it thoughI'm wondering if I should tell anyone and if I do at what point
>>32595964But unless she's extremely flexible, how are you supposed to reach that hole?
>>32595951>Would you date an attractive and passing transwoman without a pussy?Let's break that down. >Attractive transwomanNo such thing. >Passing transwomanNo such thing. >Would you date a transwomanI'm a straight man, so of course not. >without a pussyYeah, they don't have one because they're men.
Why are americans fat?
>>32595948Censuck my asshole.
>>32595951>Would you date an attractive and passing transwoman without a pussy?Probably but anal sex kinda grosses me out >.> I've heard too many bad experiences from it, also it's alot of work for the bottom since you can't eat anything for the whole day
>>32595979I mean, is it clean?
>>32595948>You are not allowed to view the results
I got nothing to post.
>>32595977Admit it. You wouldhttps://youtu.be/leN4MVKIERY?
>>32595880Why dont you kill me
>>32595966Wtf Last time I offered to pay the bill actuallyTo each their own but personally I would not go to the pub if I was broke. Mostly because I don't even enjoy socialising>>32595967What did you get your degree in? How do you spend your days?>>32595969We have GILFs here?>>32595978Mcdonal >>32595986RealI haven't had a meal in two days and my brain is rotted
>>32595984Kek. I voted and saw the results for a bit but tried to refresh to see if there were more results and got locked out.
Should I play Fallout 76? I bought it while it was on sale.
>>32595925wow that led me down to the full song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pv2SDZDjog0cant believe i'd never heard these guys before. and this was 12 years agoglad i was on adv today.
>>32595986Then post nothing
>>32595991>>32595984Whoops, apologies, I misclicked.It's now visible after you vote
>>32595975>I'm wondering if I should tell anyone and if I do at what pointHonestly, I wouldn't. BPD gets too bad a press. Let them judge you based on who you actually are rather than by the label someone else puts that. Having said that, I've dated a few people diagnosed with BPD in the past, and if you are anything like them, it's definitely not happening. Sorry.
>>32595992Damn didn't realise they already made 75 Fallout games
>>32595978Most Americans are poor and healthy food is often much more expensive than cheap slop
>>32595933I've never had sex. Thank you for reminding me.
>>32596003>Most Americans are poor Burgers don't know what poverty is
>>32595978>Why are americans fat?High Fructose Corn Syrup.
>>32595999>already voted>no "see results" option
>>32595783Not a woman, but bisluts are even worse than gays
>>32595990>We have GILFs here?50+ male. (Or was that what you meant?)
>>32595992you should play the oldest unplayed you game you bought on a steam sale
>>32596011https://strawpoll.com/GJn44p3Lznz/results
>>32595948Dibs on the grandpa
>>32595987I'm not giving any views to your channel, sorry not sorry.
>>32596000>Having said that, I've dated a few people diagnosed with BPD in the past, and if you are anything like them, it's definitely not happening. Sorry.What happened? I'm really worried to get into a relationship since I'm worried I will fuck it up, what should I watch out for?
>>32595978most people here work 60-100 hour weeks for their entire lives, doesn't leave time or energy for fitness routine or healthy cooking
>>32596008My apologies, my Congolese friend. I meant "poor" as in "relative to other first world countries"
>>32596019You would and you know it. Lying fag
I can't believe I'm shitposting with literal boomers
>>32595933Nabsolute degeneracy
>>32595990>What did you get your degree in?I got a social sciences degree simply because I just needed an easy undergrad to later use to apply to teacher's college, but then I finished my undergrad and realized I didn't really wanna be a teacher, so now it's just a useless piece of paper. >How do you spend your days?I help my grandma a bit around the house and make sure she's fed and stuff, but she's still decently self reliant so most of my time is spent just sleeping in, watching anime, playing viddo games, and just wasting my days away. Though I do take Japanese lessons at the local library once a week.
>>32596024No, I'm literally not clicking the link. I don't even know what it is.
>>32596022>60-100 hours Lol maybe if you worked in a Bangladeshi sweatshop
>>32595953MFucked real phat booty bitches before like pic rel.The simple answer is that vaginally there is no fat covering the hole believe it or not, while anally they usually cannot take more than an inch without screaming in pain so...
>>32596034You're afraid of getting turned on
>>32596018>Dibs on the grandpaI'm poly, are you sure?
>>32596032Don't blame you for not wanting to go into teachingEh it's not useless at all, a degree is a degree>help my grandma a bit around the house and make sure she's fed and stuff>Japanese lessons at the local library once a week.>anime and vidyaSounds like you're winning desu sounds like a comfy life
Women if your boyfriend was waking up but still from anaesthesia and he started mumbling something about Hitler being right how would you react
>>32595941because that's more likely to end the relationship than just the flat chest. see. women hate trans and are threatened by them too, but men still have to pretend to be nice about it to win her favor, and by asking her directly its an insult to her womanhood like "you think I look like THAT? enough that you have to check?! and what if i was huh? You wouldn't like me anymore? You selfish shallow so and so" and maybe you'll get branded as a nazi too. Then you become the kind of bad boy that they DONT wanna fuck.All of which is a situation between two normal people only because the trans invaded, and some of them showed they can blend in, which is just another reason to hate them even more.
>>32596022Yuropoor here, but I was slimmer when I was working crazy hours because I was on my feet a lot and not eating as muchI think burgers are mostly fat from eating too much junk full of sugar and carbs
Are there any apps or mindless things I can do on my phone that feels meaningful or educational but is low effort enough for a severely depressed person to accomplish? I used to read on my phone at work but I'm too depressed for it rn
>>32596043>women hate trans and are threatened by them too, but men still have to pretend to be nice about it to win her favorWhat? Men don't need to pretend shitI'm a woman and wouldn't be insulted
Atoga women would you let your husband make you into a baby factory if he really love babies and could sustain you all with no problem, he also8 wants to compete for the honor being the favorite parent...
>>32595948I want to vote but I'm not sure if this is anonymous
Where does one find older women who are looking for younger guys to fuck
>>32596040>Sounds like you're winning desu sounds like a comfy lifeIt is a pretty comfy life but the fear of wasting all my fertile years rotting away in my room only to grow old alone and childless is always looming over me. I don't care about becoming a proper normie, but would like to find a husband, have kids, and become a stay-at-home mom (read: socially acceptable NEET) once my grandma no longer needs me.
>>32596056Let me know if you find outIdk apps and bars maybe Apparently some older woman was trying to hit on me at the pub a while ago, talking about how her last bf was 20 years younger
Why do men prefer dating dumb women over me?
>>32596012what if I'm a virgin who just thinks some guys are cute...
>>32596060I don't, I like smart girlsI'm quite dumb though so I don't think they like me as much>>32596058>read: socially acceptable NEETLelWell you got plenty of time to meet a guy, don't stress
>>32596060Are you sure you’re actually smart or just annoying?
>>32595896>As a flat chested woman can I still be appreciated by boob men?Absolutely.
>>32596059People play this game for the gameplay right? The art in this series is awful.
>>32596060Too dumb for femanon. Femanon make me feel stupid. Dumb girl no make me sad about little brain.
>>32595964yes but you need to get past those cheeks mate
>>32596020>What happened? I'm really worried to get into a relationship since I'm worried I will fuck it up, what should I watch out for?Being with someone with full on BPD makes you end up constantly "walking on eggshells" - constantly scanning every single thing you say or do for all the possible ways in which it might be misinterpreted. It's absolutely exhausting. They can flip from viewing you as an angel to viewing you as a demon in a couple of seconds, for almost no reason. They're terrified of being abandoned, but end up constantly pushing you away because they're so convinced you can't love them that they think they might as well jump before they're pushed (or sometimes as a sort of test). They have almost no emotional regulation, so if they get even the tiniest bit upset they will be ranting and screaming. They have little or no impulse control, and tend to end up doing risky stuff like drug-taking, drink-driving, or endless shop-lifting. They tend to have an extremely elastic sense of morality, and the ability to find a justification for pretty much anything.. It's just bad news all round.
>>32596060Are you ugly? Our did your intelligence lead to higher income and thus higher standards?
>>32596051>Atoga women would you let your husband make you into a baby factory if he really love babies and could sustain you all with no problemYes. This is a huge fetish of mine but I realizd it's most likely unrealistic. But if a man could prove he could provide for us all, I'd do it in a heartbeat. I want to spend the rest of my fertile years either pregnant, breastfeeding, or both. >he also8 wants to compete for the honor being the favorite parent...On one hand, I'd definitely get jealous and compete to be the favourite parent too. On the other hand, I think there's something hot about being the one who carried and birthed the child only to watch them cling to the other parent. Would really make me feel like I'm nothing but an incubator, and that kind of dehumanization sounds super hot.
>>32595896Flat is justice
>>32596060Higher IQ = more sexlessnessBoth for men and for women
I post incel, inflammatory shit here despite not believing any of it. I'm actually quite empathetic to the disadvantages women have in life but I struggle to date and it's a way to cope.
>>32596028>I can't believe I'm shitposting with literal boomersI doubt there are any *literal* boomers. I don't think anyone here was born in 1960 or earlier.
>>32596060How are they dumb compared to you? Are you smarter because you like anime?
>>32596075>The art in this series is awful.I like the art style personallyIt's actually a good puzzle game but also the writing/voice acting is funny and there is some "plot" if you get me
Saw a recent picture of my ex today, looks like she's gained a good 20 pounds since the last time I saw her. How do I get back in there? Because mm mmm mmm she's looking good
>>32596049really? i mean some women voice their contempt for the trans but until that point you kinda gotta treat it the same way as "be nice to the waiters and service workers". Unless it's already been established in some way that she's not a liberal or a feminist and you're not in a liberal area. Otherwise you could get your whole life ruined
>>32596051I will never breed.
>>32596060Depends on the kind of men and what you consider dumb.Personally, I'd like to date a woman near my level, but I care about values and general demeanor much more than just being smart or well-educated.
>>32596088Most self-aware incel
>>32596064>Well you got plenty of time to meet a guy, don't stressThanks anon. I'm definitely stressing more and more with each passing year, but honestly I've got another decade before I gotta worry about shit like geriatric pregnancies, so I guess I shouldn't stress too much just yet.
>>32596060>Why do men prefer dating dumb women over me?Because they're fun and you're not.
>>32596094If I were a man scared of dating trannies I would seek TERF women
Women how I overcome the emotional damage from waves of resentment when I approach you and you aren't interested.
>>32596096Why?
>>32596103Stop being a pussy and taking everything so personally
>>32596102This is like only dating male prostitutes to avoid incels.Yeah, it'll work, but the cost isn't worth it.
When was the last time you had sex? Be honest...
>>32596104>Why?Because I don't want to.
>>32596115Why not?
>>32596111M, never
>>32596109Incels are easily detectable though. I'm not scared of dating a man who is secretly an incel because everyone can tell
>>32596060The union of a stupid man and a stupid woman produces 10 or more kids.The union of a stupid woman and a smart man produces a single mother.The union of a smart woman and a stupid man produces an ordinary family.The union of a smart man and a smart woman produces a light flirtation.
>>32596111A few days ago
>>32596111>When was the last time you had sex? Be honest...M. Earlier today.
Why do (You) persist?
>>32595917>It's the thought that counts
>>32596060You're probably just not putting yourself out there or something like that, smart women are irresistable.
>>32596111MI've never had sex.
>>32596111This morning
You are at a comic or anime con and an attractive member of the opposite gender asks you if you want to kiss and stuff because they always wanted to do something crazy like that, normally how would react and would you do it?
>>32596060I would love to date clever women. The problem is that clever women tend to be more successful than me and would like to date someone similarly successful.
ANON BOYS AND GIRLS STOP CALLING ME SIR!
>>32596128FAbsolutely not.
>>32596119If the light flirtation takes place in our shared apartment with a few cats and no kids then I'm living the dream
>>32596128MWhy the fuck am I at this nerd shitI would tell her hell no
>>32596128I'd be afraid it was some kind of trick/scam so I'd refuse
>>32596128MAs much as I'd like to say I would, I would probably lose my spaghetti and refuse. There is a reason I'm here after all.If we ignore that nobody would approach me for that in the first place because I wouldn't be at a comic or anime con and if I were I wouldn't be attractive enough to be approached.
>>32596116>Why not?Absolutely nothing about having children appeals to me in any way. Honestly, that's a dumb question. You need to have very, very good reasons to *have* kids; you don't need any reasons at all not to.
>>32596018Don't, it's that rapist retard that cheats on his wife and calls it 'polyamory'.
>>32596134You are at concert mr. Badass now what would you do.
>>32596137I don't think this requires reasons at all. Some people feel like having kids, others don't. It doesn't require justifications. Any justification is a post-hoc rationalisation of what people feel is right. The same is true for most other things as well.
>>32596128>You are at a comic or anime con and an attractive member of the opposite gender asks you if you want to kiss and stuff because they always wanted to do something crazy like that, normally how would react and would you do it?Sure, why not?
>>32596128Being with someone like me is craziness? No thanks, I decline.
>>32596139I answered your question but honestly I'd trust the concert chick less
>>32596118You can? How can you tell? Only the really dumb ones give it away. You dont think they all rage about women, don't shower, don't dress nice, and are all short 5s do you? They dont all look like neckbeard fedoraco. I'm attractive but still incel. Well, just misogynistic. I had sex once
>>32596137Do you like babies?
>>32595978>I'm gonna be the fattest test>Like no one ever was>To shart there is my real best>To crush them is my cause>I will travel across the land>Searching far and wide>Teach swarthy man to understand>The chubby that’s inside!>Fat woman! gonna shart 'em all!>It’s you and me>I know it’s our destiny>Fat woman!>Oh, foreign man sex pest>In a world we must depend!>Fat woman! gonna shart 'em all!>A heart so fat>No hand can pull us through!>You reach me and I reach you>Fat woman! gonna shart 'em all!>Gonna shart 'em all!>Oh yeah…>to chase swarthy men along the way>so strong 'n brave I face>I will consume every day>To claim my rightful place!>slave to me, the shart is right>There’s no better team>On and On we’ll poo the night>It’s always been our dream>fat woman! Gonna shart 'em all!>It’s you and me>You find our dingleberry>Fat woman!>Oh, you’re my dark friend>In a world we must depend!>Fat woman! gonna shart 'em all!>gonna shart 'em all!>gonna shart 'em all!>gonna shart 'em all!>Yeah!
>>32596143Why?
>>32596146>Do you like babies?No.
>>32596128I would want to get coffee first or smth>>32596130OK sir>>32596122Because some people might be sad if I diedSo there is no choice but to make the best of the life we have
>>32596109>>32596118>>32596145Reminder, incels practically don't exist. Only mental/volcels do.
>>32595946G
>>32596157I feel like I'm a mentalcel but can LARP as normie well enough until people get to know me
Nighty night, I hate women.
>>32596157nta but I thought like that until some 20 minutes ago. I looked at soc for the first time and the type of people who post there and... Yeah, some people should not inflict their person on other
>>32596138>rapistDoubt.
>>32596154Who's buying?
>>32596017oh yeah hot 5 men on each woman, think of each unique incel cock trying to oust each other from the limited holes
>>32596128I'd get away from them asap. Honestly that entire scenario sounds like hell on earth
>>32596165Idk, I'll offer to pay tho
How would you react if a girl slap your gf's butt and smirk at you?
>>32596163>I looked at soc for the first time and the type of people who post there and...Most of them still get laid, though
>>32596172Punch
>>32596172Wtf, when did I get a gf?!
>>32596128Refuse and look for the candid camera
>>32596111It gives me anxiety when I remember how many sexhavers are lurking >>32596174It looks rubbish desu
>>32596172rape her for violating the NAP
Femanons, in terms of appearance, how does your taste in women differ from ours?
>>32596174I hate Japan so goddamn much
>>32596177You got one day this eventually happened at a beach.
>>32596157In(v)cel is an outdated foid term, mostly used as an insult rather than a truthful characterization
>>32596174>favourite adult actresswtf does that even mean
>>32596173disgusting...
>>32596178Are you a girl?
>>32596183Why? Looks great to me
>>32596060There's almost no point to dating an intelligent woman. I work with a lot of intelligent women, a few I'll freely admit are smarter than I am, I like them on a personal level, but the experience in dating them is no different from dating an idiot. Smart girls rarely use their intellect for anything other than career pursuits, which is admirable, but when it comes to engaging with a girl on topics I'd like to talk about more than just work. As far as their day to day lives the tastes, attitudes, opinions, and hobbies of a genius woman and a moronic one are pretty much the same, that 150 iq doesn't really matter when she's just going to use it to read the same Oprah trash that a borderline retarded woman does. A smart man typically pursues entertainment with more depth, develops a palette of sorts, a smart woman doesn't care to do any of that, if all of her idiot friends like something she'll never branch out or seek out anything with more complexity, the only time a woman ever has any sophistication is when she has a bunch of male friends or she won the proverbial lottery and ended up socializing mostly with other women on her intellectual level. To sum it up a smart woman vs a dumb woman is like a top of the line gaming pc vs a smart phone, but you're only allowed to play Candy Crush on either of them anyway. It's not that being a smart girl is a bad thing, it's just that it usually doesn't impact the experience of dating you at all.
>>32596189No, obviously not.The typical male reaction to that kind of approach is suspicion. The typical female reaction is fear.
>>32596145I can tell they have women hating vibes
Women why dont you wear ribbed and high neck sweaters? You look incredibly hot on those.
>>32596191You are worse than the gadonfag
women it is often said you like assholes. but you are always saying that conservatives are assholes who you wouldnt date. so would you date conservatives or not?
>>32596193>the only time a woman ever has any sophistication is when she has a bunch of male friendsfound the faggot
>>32596151It's kind of insulting that we wouldn't even be talking unless she was in crazy mode.
>>32596191Nta but she has an ugly face.
>>32596111M 35 minutes ago, upon returning from work.
>>32595925That is notbthe same because flatties are cute and ugly bastards are ugly
>>32596199Explain right fucking now! How?!>>32596204Shit taste
>>32596128MI'd assume it was a prank since something similar has happened to me before.
>>32596209Story time.
>>32596200I wouldn't date a conservative, no. I barely have anything in common with their values.
>>32596204post what you consider an attractive face. her face is one of her best qualities to me
>>32596208At least Gadon was actually pretty, she's just some boring jap slop who's entire purpose is whoring herself out to sell garbage to pathetic braindead coomers.
>male suicide rate grows 2.6% each year for 20 years>male loneliness gets so bad people start using the word "epidemic" to describe it>women have a slight dip in available simps and onlyfans income>suddenly the femosphere rapidly see-sawing between 4b movement and blaming men for the crisis of the female loneliness epidemicWomen do you think men and women deserve equal rights?
>>32596212what are your values?
>>32596200>he doesn't know
>>32596217Women like assertive men.Incels think being assertive means being an asshole.So they turn into beta simps who are always "nice" (quiet and in the corner) and take no initiative.All it takes is empathy and social awareness to get a woman.
It's kinda funny how supporting Japanese talent makes both incels and women mad >Nooooooo you can't simp for a whore (projecting)!!!>Nooooooo you're taking advantage of someone (projecting)!!!!I just like cute girls and want to pay my fair share
>>32596214She doesnt even look Japanese, she doesn't have the cute factor. She just looks odd. Her lips are a bit gross.
>>32596200Not a woman, but:All you have to do is not act like a boomer neocon or a caricature of what lefties say conservatives are like (violently misogynistic Neanderthal), and most sane women won't care.The caveat is that you can't call yourself conservative to non-conservative normies, because that automatically associates you with the negative connotations of the label. Keep in mind that there's not a representative sample of women here. There are a few loners who just ended up here because they were shutins as teenagers, but this isn't the friendliest environment for women, so the ones who stay long-term tend to be promiscuous and/or mentally ill. Some posters here have claimed to be camwhores.
I liked a girl from here with brain damage. Anyone like this. :(
>>32596219I like private property but it should never come at the cost of people losing access to basic human needs.Socially lefty, economical rightey.Care a lot about animal rights and helping empowering people to grow their own food again. Not vegan or anything, let's just treat the animals with dignity...freedom of opportunity for all.
>>32596184I guess I'd raise an eyebrow on look incredulously at the girl. I'd also observe how the gf reacted to the situation and take her lead.
>>32596138Words have meanings, anon.
>>32596231>Care a lot about animal rights and helping empowering people to grow their own food again. Not vegan or anything, let's just treat the animals with dignity...That's what a nazi would say.
>>32596231Almost the polar opposite of me, interesting. I'm vegetarian, though.
>>32596201>visit gallery with male curator>wow look at all of the art!>visit gallery with female curator>"I paid half a million dollars for this roll of toilet paper the artist pissed on, you know it's good because it's expensive!"
>>32596229I mean sympathy for those who have brain damage makes sense to me. I don't recommend letting that sympathy mix into attraction, but men blend their emotions a lot so I get it.
>>32596239>visiting galleriesI rest my case
>>32596229I liked a chick here who was deaf
Do men jerk off at the thought of the woman they love romantically?
>>32596244it's complicated
>>32596200>women it is often said you like assholes.Only by bitter incels. >but you are always saying that conservatives are assholes who you wouldnt date. Correct. >so would you date conservatives or not?Fuck, no.
>>32596244Yes
>>32596244I guess
>>32596247Why? Do you have conflicted feelings about it?
How do I find women in the 20 to 25 age bracket with the personality of a woman in her 30s?Is it impossible?
Women, are these men ruine to you?
>>32596231ok but how do you feel about the woke stuff thats really all i mainly care about. and dont pretend like this is still the 90s or 00s everybody knows about the conspiracy implications of politics now. where do you stand?
>>32596258I hope all of these degenerates get doxxed
>>32596211Sorry to disappoint you but it's not that interesting. I was a fat kid in junior high and a guy really liked messing with me for some reason. One day in art class (which was kind of a free-for-all) a girl he hung out with a lot came over and told me she thought I was cute or something. It was really obviously a bit so I just looked around and saw the guy watching. After that I think I just ignored her and asked to go to the restroom and stayed there for a while.I'm decent-looking now and have been in a couple of relationships but that's still what I think of when a girl talks to me without an obvious reason to do so.I hope they're better people now and raising kids who aren't rotten freaks.
>>32596261Niggas making a joke vid bruv
>>32596259I really hate the woke shit. I hate when people are willingly delusional just to justify their agenda
>>32596259The standard leftoid response is "just be a decent human being", which translates to>accept every single one of our manufactured concerns as soon as they debut. 2008 Obama opposed gay marriage. They don't care about that now, because it's been declared that gays are "in", so anyone out of line is automatically Hitler.
>>32596244My gf was a cosplayer, and her pics are my go-to masturbation fuel
>>32596264Oh
>>32596244Do women not do this?I have to confess something though: Sometimes when I have very strong feelings about a woman it's like something breaks in me and I develop a case of ED. It's really dumb.
You know things are bad when even on 4chan you're one of the biggest losers
>>32596258so the backstory of this is bonnie blue, onlyfans star had sex with 1000 something men in a day. aside from the men being ruined, women, is she a strong empowered role model for girls everywhere, or is she a fucking garbage queen of whores that stands as testement to the evergrowing corruption of love in the world? discuss
>>32596279What makes you a loser?
>>32596269We don't care about that because gay marraige is legal and Obama isn't the fucking president
>>32596276 (Me)>Do women not do this?I'm not the best person to answer this, since I believe I don't have libido due to pharmacological issues. I'm sorry.
>>32596172>How would you react if a girl slap your gf's butt and smirk at you?It's ok when her friends do it, but a stranger obviously shouldn't.
>>32596280I'm impressed by the logistics of this desu, like how is that even possible>>32596281Better to ask what doesn't make me one
>>32596209>>32596262nta, same story over here, was fat through high school and had several girls do the "pretend to like you" prank over the years, got in shape in college, even had gfs, but I still get hostile and weird whenever women are trying to talk to me unless it's a work thing. I still feel bad about it but there was a girl who came up to talk to me at a club event once and I went "what the fuck do you want?" way louder than I intended, probably scared that poor girl half to death lmao.
>>32596039Are you the guy with the incest fetish?
>>32596280What did they do, just stick their penis in her once real quick and then "next!"?
>>32596293>I went "what the fuck do you want?"Wtf, bro has the Elliot Rodger rizz
>>32596244yeah, if shes hot.no, real talk, if im in a relationship with a loving gf then i typically dont look at porn and feel bad if jacking off without her. other times i sometimes find pornstars that look like the girl i like. but im loyal and rare among men
>>32596244I've gotten horny imagining making out with a girl I like but an overwhelming sense of shame prevented me from jerking off.
>>32596280Tbf she is from Nottingham, don't blame her for wanting to hustle out of that shithole
>>32596280MFucking 1,000 men in a day is not impressive, I'm pretty sure I could do it and so could everyone in this thread if they decided to commit the time to rounding up that many bored and degenerate guys, which would not be a difficult feat sadly, most people would just have the sense not to do this in the first place. >>32596289She just got a thousand guys and they each got like 3 pumps each and they counted that as "sex" and moved onto the next guy.
>>32596128>You are at a comic or anime con and an attractive member of the opposite gender asks you if you want to kiss and stuff because they always wanted to do something crazy like thatI'd assume I'm on a prank youtube channel. What woman talks like that?
Should I go smoke? I would enjoy it but it's cold out.
>>32596306Put on some warm clothes then
>>32596120>>32596127NTA. But I bet not posting gender = F.Lol
>>32596306>Should I go smoke?No. Quit right now.
>>32596284I'm sorry. Hope the issues are stable and under control.
>>32596244YesA lotThe closest I came to having a gf was this chubby girl at my high school and goddamn did I waste seed on herProbably ruined my chances though since I ended up thinking I only lusted for her and didn't actually like her
Girls, would you dislike if your boyfriend called you cute when you are naked?
>>32596295>Are you the guy with the incest fetish?I may be the guy you're thinking of, but I don't have an incest fetish.
>>32596128MI'd assume she had some kind of ill intent ranging from a simple prank up to a plan to rob or extort me somehow. I'd warn anyone I came with to stay away from her and depending on what she does I might even tell security, like there is zero percent chance that I would take a woman acting like that at face value.
>>32596320>Girls, would you dislike if your boyfriend called you cute when you are naked?Yes.
>>32596244I cant think sexually about women I LOVE romantically.
>>32596306Yes m8Or just hit the vape indoors
>>32596303>>32596289by my math i'd say each degenerate got about a minute with queen of the cum dumpsters. no bathroom or eating factored in. three, one for each hole at a time. are tit and handjobs counting as sex here? we could nearly give em all 2 mins if so.
>>32596249Are you the radfem poster from earlier?
>>32596323Why would it bother you? When I say cute, I mean it as a wonderful thing.
>>32596323Hi JH, have you always hated guys thinking you're cute?
>>32596335Jh hate being called cute
>>32596335>Why would it bother you? When I say cute, I mean it as a wonderful thing.Then use a word that actually means that instead of one that means something else entirely. Words have meanings, you cannot simply ignore them.
>>32596293I don't get hostile, it just puts me on alert. I get how you could develop that response though, especially if it happened multiple times.My heart also drops into my stomach any time I hear a nearby group of people laughing quietly. Crazy how that shit sticks with you.
I don't even know why I come here
>>32596344You're horny
>>32596344
>>32596337God, if I had a dollar for every time I've been mistaken for JH....
What makes you fall for someone?
>>32596344>I don't even know why I come hereThen go away.
>>32596347I'm sorry.Is it that cute can be considered condescending?
Women would you like it if your boyfriend called you sweetpea or is that weird
>>32596283My point, dipshit, is that what you consider "too far" will change with your ideology. The vast majority of people who voted for Obama changed in exactly the same direction and pace to get to where we are today.So any line drawn for what counts as "woke shit" will likelier than not become unassailable doctrine within a decade at most, and anyone who doesn't follow along will find themselves on the wrong end of >le decent human beingI obviously have my opinions on leftists, but my point isn't to declare them metaphysically "wrong", it's to say that a feature of their beliefs is consistent inconsistency. Asking a leftist if your beliefs are acceptable to them is stupid, because they will happily excommunicate you the second they change their minds.
>>32596351>Is it that cute can be considered condescending?Kittens are cute. Puppies are cute. A naked woman wants to be called either beautiful or hot, she doesn't want to be compared to a fluffy baby animal.
Hi, I dont want to go to Spanish church because the teenage girls be looking at me and feel awkward and I am older.
>>32596321>I may be the guy you're thinking ofI thought we had a guy banging his adult daughter ITT.>but I don't have an incest fetish.Is it the step-relation loophole?
>>32596357But some girls are so small and adorable and such such boopable noses that they're cute when they're naked.
>>32596357I kinda get that, but I also like my gf calling me cute
>>32596360Keep that shit to yourself man
>>32596320would you dislike if i got embarrassed and covered up with a towel?
>>32596326Madonna whore complex?
>>32596366CUTE
>>32596359>I thought we had a guy banging his adult daughter ITT.This thread is absolutely deranged! Of course she's not my daughter. She's a fair bit younger than me, but that's all. Jesus.
>>32596360Paedophile.
>>32596344Kinda stupid, no?
>>32596357Sounds like a you problem.
>>32596380Woah, badass!
women give us content in this format please>Men, I'm ____ _____ right now, AMA (except THAT)example:Women, I'm eating cabbage rn, AMA (except don't ask me about you-know-what)
How do I find men without a madonna-whore complex?
>>32596386Men, I'm wondering why this guy wants to structure the flow of conversation purely as a one way street of initiative on men's behalf where all questions are directed towards a single woman in particular as opposed to all in general, and in which women do not ask men questions at all, except that I figure he's probably just a retard. AMA.
>>32596391Do you want to date
>>32596388You don't.
>>32596388>How do I find men without a madonna-whore complex?Get off 4chan.
>>32596254I don't want to be honest about the question. I want to pretend that my love is pure, when in reality I want to do monstrous things to her, which is what I fantasize about in private when I jerk off.
Women if your bf is fondling while naked during foreplay or sex or whatever is any part of you off limits
Men, I will never date because I hate every single one of you. AMA
>>32596388Why do you need this?
>>32596388Hi.
>>32596391Have you considered that he's possibly figured out how to (you) farm maximum female (you)s?
>>32596388Have you tried being kinky/horny and low body count at the same time?
>>32596386Men, I'm plotting the mass murder of all male human beings right now. AMA (except THAT).
>>32596405How about just sex then?
>>32596388Sorry, I'm already talking with somebody.
>>32596405Why aren't you in biofem?
>>32596413Will it hurt?
>>32596111MError 404 sex not found
>>32596360no matter how cute the girl, when she is naked for you she's now beautiful or hot, got it?
>>32596415No>>32596418What is that? I wanna tell men I hate them
>>32596413Can I go first?
>>32596405Wanna date
>>32596412that's not what the madonna whore complex is.
>>32596413are there going to be any exceptions to who gets killed?are there any plans on how to continue the human race afterwards?Is there any chance your plans might fail?
>>32596388That's 99.99% of Western men.The madonna-whore complex does NOT refer to men who have conservative attitudes towards sexuality. It has nothing whatsoever to do with judging women by their values and/or sexual behavior.It specifically refers to men who can either see women as nonsexual "madonnas" worthy of love, or sexual "whores". These men refuse to touch their wives but will sleep with prostitutes, which is obviously dysfunctional behavior no matter your ideological perspective. You could argue that the degenerates who say some women should be used for sex have a version of this complex, and those are also easy to filter out. Just judge them for their own promiscuity.
>>32596425No
>>32596249How are you coping with King Chud winning the popular vote
>>32596405what strength vibrator are you using?
>>32596430>That's 99.99% of Western men.99.9% of men have a madonna whore complex you delusional fuck
Mfemanons what are your plans for when daddy trump is back in power in 6 days? are you going to behave?
>>32596405Step on me mommy, uWu
>>32596388Idk it's hardWomen really try their best to seem prudeI've never seen an IRL sign of female sexuality. I'm going off of Internet speculation.
>>32596431Are you sure
>>32596433I don't masturbate
>>32596214>post what you consider an attractive facetremble, mortal
>>32596405I'm admitting this makes me sad to validate your hatred
>>32596438>I've never seen an IRL sign of female sexuality.woah i thought i was the only one like this
Talking with friends of my wife and they've come up with the narrative that men are collectively "punishing" women by refusing to approach and ask them out. Women do you feel you're being punished by some vast conspiracy of men boycotting dating you, or are my wife's friends just being avoided because they're awful?
Are you niggas really saying 99.99% of men wouldn't fuck their wives
>>32596442also I assume you wanted a bug so I picked one that I find cute
>>32596224>>32596442i dont see the difference
>>32596430all these words for speculative shit cooked up in college classrooms (nonsense)
>>32596442>Child
>>32596448>are my wife's friends just being avoided because they're awfulWomen in general aren't approached as much anymore because they've been saying for years how much they hate being approached and most guys are finally getting the message.
Sometimes this thread says really smart things. Sometimes they're clever and funny and make me laugh out loud. Sometimes they are helpful or insightful and make me feel dumb because the seem like they should have been obvious in retrospect.
>>32596341But cute is a compliment? Why would you get mad at a compliment?
>>32596442she looks 14
>>32596461
>>32596458For example
>>32596456This. I didn't approach them until my sister told me not to listen to that crap and woke me up.
>>32596432>How are you coping with King Chud winning the popular voteI'm not from the US, so it doesn't bother me.
>>32596461She looks like a six year old.
>>32596434Most men are just degenerates. They think with their dicks, with various rationalizations for doing so. Most of the men who don't simply have standards. They don't want anything to do with the women who fail to meet them.Neither group has the complex.>>32596453It's the literal definition of the term. It's not speculative.>"In psychoanalytic literature, a Madonna–whore complex (also called a Madonna–mistress complex) is the inability to maintain sexual arousal within a committed and loving relationship."If that's not what you mean, then express yourself with terms that accurately convey your meaning.
>>32596293>I still feel bad about it but there was a girl who came up to talk to mehow did this happen to you. if i went to something like that no one would go up to me
>>32596456See I would think that would be a positive thing, but now I've been told, without a hint of irony, I need to tell other men to stop this massive sinister "boycott approaching" campaign that they're convinced is being spread by manosphere influencers.
Men, I'm sitting in bed dressed like a goth porn star right now, but when I go outside I dress like adam sandler. AMA.
>>32596469she looks 14. I'm 35 and 14 year olds look absurdly young to me
>>32596471>psychoanalysisdrivel from drugged-up mfers that overthink things until they're meaningless
>>32596464>>32596419 Clever and made me laugh>>32596421 Insightful and helpful and made me feel dumb.
>>32596474why do you do this? I know you know I want goth porn star in my life
>>32596421Explain.
>>32596456Yeah this, genuinely. I hate bothering people so I've kind of just given up.>>32596473That just sounds like a few people being frustrated and making dumb excuses. I've literally never heard anything like that sentiment expressed anywhere else, not even by femcels on Twitter or here.
>>32596474Why aren't you posting pics on soc?
>>32596476I tend to agree, but that's the term. If you think psychoanalysis is stupid, there's even less reason to use a label from it to express yourself.
>>32596471>Most men are just degenerates. They think with their dicks, with various rationalizations for doing so.You are subhumans and shouldn't date any woman. You should become gay and date among yourselves
>>32596479>>32596487I like feeling pretty (and a bit slutty) but I don't like people looking at me at all. Nothing good has ever come from it, I'd rather keep it private.
>>32596413women genocidalin other news; water wet
give it to me straight, how bad is a 19yo man dating a 16yo womanthe gap is almost exactly 3 years apart when accounting for birthdaysi feel very conflicted about this, we're only friends right now but she seems to be getting attached to me
>>32596405Why do you hate us all ):
quick men give every woman in this thread an extra (you) so they feel extra special
>>32596474does doing this ever make you horny?
>>32596448>refusing to approach and ask them outI'm just shy uwu>>32596463>underageBruh with that haircut and fit she looks 30>>32596474Why do you tease us so
>>32596494I can't speak to the legal ramifications of it (Romeo and Juliet laws and such) but I don't think it's *that* bad
>>32596474big titty goth or just goth?
>>32596494if a respectable dad can be okay with it then it's ok.if he can't then society drew up rules for the hard cutoff for a reason
>>32596419>Will it hurt?No, that would be mean. You'll be painlessly euthanised with 15g of Pentobarbital.>>32596424>Can I go first?You've missed your window, I'm afraid. We should get to you some time around February 2026.>>32596427>are there going to be any exceptions to who gets killed?There's been some debate about what the status of transgendered and intersex people. The current thinking is that anyone who A: believes that sex in humans is defined by chromosomes, and B: has a Y chromosome will be terminated as soon as possible. Those who don't define themselves as male will be assessed individually.>are there any plans on how to continue the human race afterwards?We've perfected a process of creating sperm cells from stem cells (of the sort found in bone marrow). New children are then conceived by intra-cytoplasmic sperm injection. All babies created this way will obviously turn out female.>Is there any chance your plans might fail?None at all.>>32596493Can't argue with that.
Women how would you feel if I (ugly and short awkward guy) approached you in public
>>32596494Bad unless it's chaste and you have a good reason for having met.
>>32596413I'm not like the other moids~
>>32596500...sort of? Not exactly. I guess it makes me less embarrassed when I do masturbate, since I feel presentable, like I'm dressed for the occasion. When I'm slobby I feel embarrassed and I don't want to even see myself do it, like if I wore pajamas to a job interview.>>32596503I don't have any idea what your idea of big really is, but I definitely wish I was flatter.
>>32596510>Women how would you feel if I (ugly and short awkward guy) approached you in publicYou being ugly or short has nothing to do with it. I don't want to be approached, full stop. You see that I have a heavy load of shopping, right? I'm tired and I just want to get it all home and get some rest. Quit bugging me.
>>32596517Ok I mean in an appropriate situation
>>32596517Can I help carry ur shopping babe
>>32596513>I'm not like the other moids~Yeah, but your descendants could be. We have to eliminate the human Y chromosome.
>>32596463there is a world of different in the 2D girl you posted vs the child you called a goddess
>>32596517Once I approached a woman walking with a heavy shopping bag in each hand and asked her if she needed help carrying them.
>>32596518>Ok I mean in an appropriate situationNo, you didn't. Men literally never mean that.
>>32596520>>32596526Stop trying to steal my fucking shopping, okay?
>>32596527No I really did mean that. If you're in a bad mood and don't want to reply to my question in good faith then don't.
>>32595889>>32595895I love women
>>32596087Perhaps the blackest blackpill
>>32596530But that's my point, anon. There is literally no such thing as an "appropriate situation" for approaching a woman in public. You think there is, but there isn't. I'm trying to get you to understand that.
>>32596088I used to do that as well, but it seemed to make it worse.
One time when I was younger I fucked a jar of peanut butter. Would not recommend!
>>32596537Oh you aren't even a woman I should have known
>>32596528The bags looked heavy and she looked like she was struggling. I helped carry one of the bags to her front door.
>>32596528Wtf I won't steal anythingTho could I have a bit of cheese as a snack pls
>>32596494Not that weird but I agree with both >>32596508 and >>32596511. My first girlfriend was a coworker with a similar gap between us who asked me out. I would never have asked her first. She also talked to her parents about it beforehand and I think our first date was meeting them.If you're gonna do it then be extremely transparent and honest with her, her parents, and yourself.
>>32596413>For some reason 1.2-1.7% of women disappear as well...
>>32596415Imagine the pegging
>>32596474Does it hurt having to use your deadname?
>>32596422Sure you do, little girl.
>>32596217>Women do you think men and women deserve equal rights?Honestly as I get older I start to think maybe equal rights weren't the best move. I think all equal rights do is make it a lot more harder to swallow that there are inherent differences between men and women. Better to just be taught your role as a man/woman from day one.
>>32596486I'm pretty sure that the answer to the mystery is just that these women are too old to be at the clubs they used to hang out at and want to blame Andrew Tate for men not buying them drinks anymore, because yeah the whole sentiment seems absurd lol
>>3259649418/16 is *just* okay, 19/16 is not. But wait a year and you'll be okay.
Short guys, does being short really suck as much as some people make it out to be?
Equal rights has nothing to do with saying men and women are the same.When we say equal rights regarding racism, we're not trying to say "a black person is white", we're saying "everyone has the same inherent value in law".
>>32596372>This thread is absolutely deranged! Of course she's not my daughter. She's a fair bit younger than me, but that's all. Jesus.Lol. Maybe she called you "daddy" during ESL hours and it got misinterpreted.
>>32596568Yes
>>32596565Formulaic hands
>>325965685'7" here, never found it to be an issue desuOnly annoying thing is having to climb on a chair to reach high up things
>>32596388I want to become a Madonna's male whore
>>32596568The internet keeps trying to convince me I'm short and I should feel bad about it for some reason. It's annoying.
>>32596568It's a huge obstacle, but it doesn't spell doom.
>>32596581How tall are you?
>>32596563Most people just want to at least occasionally whine and blame something else for why they're alone. I don't think there's serious harm in it until you start genuinely poisoning your brains with bitterness.
>>32596320Being called cute is the highest level of praise imo>>32596352That's cute af
>>32595978PUFA + corn syrup
>>32596587Not saying. You're just going to be annoying about it.
>>32596594What if I promise I won't make a single remark about it
>>32596060how much do you squat?
>>32596244when I was dating, I could only masturbate to pics of my gf
>>32596494you're the same age, retard
>>325965975'8"
>>325965685'7''nobut maybe that's because I always had tall friends and one of my best friends is like 6'7''so I've always been comfortable beside themI guess that ends up sending a signal, idk
Official Atoga census results.
How do I know if I don't deserve a gf and I really will never get one? The hope is killing me
Sometimes I think the only way I could ever love someone is if we could read each other's minds. Does anyone else ever feel this way and does this mean I'm fucked
>>32596568I'm 5' 7" and I think I'm pretty successful in life, graduate degree, good job, paid off house before 30. To illustrate my experience, I went out to a restaurant for my cousin's birthday and one of her friends sat next to me started making unprompted short jokes, a few examples>anon if they card you I'll buy you a drink haha>got a kids menu from another table and put it on my spot while I was in the bathroom>called me the group's Tom Cruise "because you're really hot but small">asked me to go see the Napoleon movie with her "because short guys love him right?"Anyways I paid for everyone's food and drinks except hers, which was apparently being mean because "that's just how she flirts" and "you need to consider her feelings" which is even dumber because I definitely was thinking of her feelings when I spent several hundred dollars specifically to hurt them.
State gender:What do you think of the Neil Gaiman situation?
>>32596626I don't.
>>32596626MNo idea what it is
>>32596620>I don't deserve a gf Unless you're a horrible person, I don't think you're "undeserving">I really will never get one?Well life is uncertain but you can do lots of things to increase your prospects >>32596626Get me up to speed
>>32596620It's all about understanding social ques, empathy, and developing basic humor just relatable enough to make people smile around you.
>>32596537absolutely derangedplease get some help
>>32596405See no real woman would actually say that here
Is it a myth that hyping up my boyfriend will encourage him to cheat?I ask because I see men online saying the reverse but my boyfriend's overzealous attention just makes me more loyal and steadfast. We are both ridiculously attracted to each other and I am just as expressive, for the record.
>>32596626MMeToo's last ride
>>32596626What did he do now?
>>32596626It's sad, I liked his books a lot when I was younger
>>32596630>Well life is uncertainwe should make it certain (bring back arranged marriages)
Thoughts on mid angloid peasant phenotype?
>>32596622I understand. The closest I've gotten is a relationship where we are painfully, brutally honest with each other. It makes me very happy.Warning that a person willing to do this will be autistic and/or mentally ill.
>>32596615God this place is such a sausage festWhy do we bother?
>>32596645>bring back arranged marriagesGod no>>32596643You can still like his books even if he is a cuntCoraline is still one of my favourite films of all time
>>32596539>One time when I was younger I fucked a jar of peanut butter. Would not recommend!I tried a banana peel, it was pretty lame.
>>32596646She has nice eyes. I also like reddish blonde hair.
>>32596646MI think Diane Morgan is kinda cute
>>32596569>"everyone has the same inherent value in law"....and then they claim the law should therefore enforce equality in practice.
>>32596649>this place is such a sausage festThe poll was posted during NEET hours./ourgirls/ were busy boss babing
>>32596664I have a job! I'm just taking a sick day... I promise!
Women is it wrong for men to want to use their gf like a cumrag?
>>32596637I suppose this image could apply to boy as well as girls, but people are too varied to give a straight answer to this question.
>>32596645arranged marriages only work when parents aren't stupid + there's a degree of minimal fitness expected of people
>>32596405You hate your dad too? Does your mom know?
>>32596626MHe's a left wing man in the entertainment industry, I'd honestly be surprised to find he hasn't done something horrible to women.
>>32596667What does that mean?
>>32596637noa sociopath will cheat regardless
>>32596661Equality of opportunity, yes.Not equality of outcome. If 2 people with the same access to education take a test and one scores higher than the other, you're not giving them the same grade.
>>32596677That "opportunity" includes forcing private citizens and organizations to bend the knee, too.
>>32596122Consciousness never dies.
I have a friend who used to be a total incel. He would rant about women all the time, claiming they were evil and that he had given up all his passions in life, only caring about getting a girlfriend. After he finally got one through a hand-me-down from another friend, he’s pretended to be some sort of ultimate provider. He rambles about how many white children he’s going to have (his girlfriend is Jewish), talks about the economy, and acts like an expert on all things money. He posts misc Shakespeare quotes, shares only about how great his life is, and consistently will just post random photos of him and his girlfriend. Why is he doing this? I thought getting a girlfriend would chill him out, but now he’s just larping as something else. He went from spamming about being miserable to spamming about how smart and wealthy he is.
I was hanging out with a buddy and I mentioned how a girl who was there was cute and he told me I should ask her out. I objected cause I thought she'd reject me and we had kind of a back and forth and eventually I went fuck it I'll do it just to prove a point. She ended up giving me her number and idk what the fuck to do now, I am not bf material, how do I let this girl down without hurting her feelings too bad?
>>32596615https://www.4chan.org/advertiseAge: 18-34Gender: ~70% male, ~30% female
>>32596674This, although the entertainment industry in general is awful. Actors were social outcasts for a very long time, and not without reason.
>>32595933N>>32596160G
>>32596615Why don't you reply if this is anonymous?
>>32596682average moid
>>32596682He's a retard sounds like
>>32596682You're the one larping. It's obvious because you fell for the "white racists are incels" meme.
>>32596637Cheating is almost entirely genetic (look it up). He's either already the type, or he probably never will be.
I don't believe most men dislike anal. Let alone most atoga males, they are all bi >>32595933
>>32596682Getting a girlfriend made him actually feel better about himself. Good for him.>finally got one through a hand-me-downKind of feel sorry for the girl though.
>>32596689What do you think retard? How can it not be anonymous?
>>32596686E
>>32596626Did he touch Gene Wolf?>>32596645I don't trust my parents.
>>32596615I'm a woman but I picked the man option
>>32596682Mentally ill person stays mentally ill after getting a gf, more news at 11>>32596683>I am not bf material, how do I let this girl downLet her decide thatAt least go on one date with herIf she doesn't think you're bf material you'll find out pretty soon anyway lol>>32596698"Hand me down" is wild ngl
>>32596696I am completely straight
>>32596680? It never did. Maybe in the us since you privatize fucking everything, even water if people didn't raise a stink about it with Nestlé, that's how it works. Ideally everyone needs access to education, food, a roof over their heads, water. And human fucking dignity in general. Those are all public institutions, at least in my country, that deal with these things and help people live in humane conditions.Sure, the public school may not have teachers as prestigious, or as new tech as the private school but it's there for fucking everyone. And needs to be a fucking basic right.
>>325965685'7"It's just a dull ache in the background of my life, not a sharp pain affecting me directly.
>>3259671199% of atoga males are attracted to fem males
>>32596693Most of his rants were about how much he dislikes women and how he was forever doomed to be a virgin. >>32596698He talks the same about himself as he did back then, that he’s smarter than everyone, the only difference is now he feels validated for it. >>32596709The hand-me-down was a former FWB of his friend who wanted to be something more and he didn’t want that.
my self esteem is running dangerously high today, fem/atoga/ns would you mind knocking me down a peg?
>>32596696They are lying. Most men like anal sex
>>32596696Anal just isn't as good as vaginal sex, it was built up as this big meme and I do think every couple should try it at least once, but at the end of the day I want anal sex maybe like once a year tops and only in specific situations or moods.
>>32596717:3 I want to know first what got you so happy
>>32596683Don't sabotage this for yourself for no reason.
>>32596696Let's go further, all people are bisexuals
>>32596474Do you wear tall platform shoes in goth mode? Does that mean you wear shoes INDOORS AT HOME??
>>32596615I accidentally clicked the wrong one
>>32596709I mean I'm a complete loser with nothing going for me, if she asks me basically anything about my life she'll be disappointed and if she isn't I don't want to condemn her to being with me.
>>32595933NGiving it is icky and receiving it is painful
>>32596712>It never did.It always did.Non-discrimination provisions are the bread and butter of egalitarianism. I can see them being relevant in some governmental areas, but it very quickly expands to pure coercion.
>>32596683It could be a fake number, all 3 of my sisters do that.
>>32596696Pussy feels better.
>>32596723Kinsey's work has fallen out of favor within academia in the past several years.
>>32596721saw a girl I haven't talked to in a while and made her laugh and she said I'm always funny
>>32596664NEET gang>tfw want to stay NEET>tfw quickly running out of money >tfw can't even stay in bed all day tomorrow rotting cause have to let someone in the house to do some workExistence is suffering>>32596728>complete loser with nothing going for me, if she asks me basically anything about my life she'll be disappointedThen let her do that Either way you are doing both of you a disservice by not at least going on a dateI've also gone on a couple of dates with a girl who gave me her number and I have no idea what she sees in me (though I might've blown it)
>>32596684Theres simply no way this is true and they would have no way of knowingIt has been the same figure for a decade completely unfluctuating
>>32596722I'm not sabotaging anything it flat out won't work out>>32596732And it could very well not be
>>32596735I didn't ask what male anons prefer, I asked if they liked anal or not
>>32596474>I'm sitting in bed dressed like a goth porn star right now, but when I go outside I dress like adam sandlerSo, you're trans/a crossdresser?
>>32596749no, but i did orbit the ftm pipeline for a time.
>>32596744Don't be defeatist.Even if it doesn't work out it'll be worth the XP.
>>32596747Sure most guys "like" anal but pussy is preferred and there are very few situations where you're in a position to have anal sex where you couldn't just have vaginal sex instead, it's like asking "do you like Ragu pasta sauce?" Sure, it's great, nothing wrong with it, but pussy is the big fat Italian lady who's been making food for her family for decades and compared to her pasta sauce, Ragu just isn't that special.
WomenShould I shave my balls?
>>32596747But her pussy is right there. Why would I want her asshole?>>32596752Glad you made it out.
>>32596696Do you want me to like anal?
>>32596752>ftmI can kind of understand the end goals and rational of why mtf trannies do what they do but I honestly cannot wrap my head around a woman who sees the male experience in the current year and decides that not only does she want that, she wants it from the perspective of a bottom quintile male.
>>32596696Men being into anal seems to correlate strongly with porn use. Atoga manons seem sceptical of porn at best.If you asked /b/ /gif/ or even reddit, you'd probably see very different results.
Blonde is royalty. All other women can die.
>>32596777NTA, but you have to remember how heavily propagandized they are.
i am getting a pilots license soonwomen how would u feel about flying with me over the countryside in a cessna on a warm evening would that be fun
>>32596780I've been jacking off to porn almost daily for like 15 years now and anal is just not that special if you've actually gotten the opportunity to do it.
>>32596782>All other women can die.Or they can date me instead.>>32596771JH is a buttslut, so yes.
>>32596782Redheads are royalty.
>>32596787It's a pattern I've noticed. Every individual is just a dot in a pattern.
>>32596793>>32596782Black hair, or I don't care.
Art hoes how are you coping with ai figuring out how to draw fingers and stealing your job
>>32596629>>32596630>>32596641He's a famous writer. It turns out he basically molested tons of women while LARPing as a 'master' and them their 'slaves'. They were mostly women hired to be his son's babysitter. He also raped these women while his young son was in the same room.His wife was in on it the entire way too.https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cn01dynqx7ro
>>32596682His happiness is validation from others. Put him in an empty room for a few hours and he'd go mad
>>32596782All hair colours are cute but I agree blonde is supremo>>32596808Very fucked up if true, never meet your heroes they say
Only reason I care about anal at all is because at least two girls I've like have expressed a strong interest in anal.
>>32596808Something about him felt off to me, but I wouldn't have guessed he was this degenerate.
>>32596808Isn't this old news?Considering some of the stuff he's written I don't feel all that surprised that he turned out to be a sexual deviant, in hindsight.
>>32596808I'm not clicking that link you fucking cuck faggot
If someone’s sleep walking, can they still see you?
>>32596822Yes. Depending on what you mean by see you.
>>32596668I guess, since like I said your pic doesn't apply to me.>>32596676True.>>32596694Huh, that's interesting. I did a cursory search, had no idea about that!His parents didn't cheat on each other even in spite of a wretched marriage, so that gives me hope. Even his grandfather was just a serial monogamist in their culture which allows multiple wives.
>>32596804I draw for fun and to communicate what I love and enjoy. Grateful I didn't go the art school route I guess.
>>32596826This guy came to my dorm last night at like 2am knocked on the door and said, “I thought you’d want this back, (my name)” but his hand was empty and I never gave him anything. I don’t there’s any other explanation other than sleep walking but he seemed awake to me.
>>32596839Yep, sounds like he was. He probably won't have any memory of this.
>>32595762MTakes me back to a time (still have yet to try a BD toy, namely their pussies)
Femanons, what are the biggest green flags in a man?
>>32596819>sexual deviantThis is not "sexual deviancy", it's abuse and rape, you asshole.
Women i dont watch sports, stopped playing games and watching porn and im working to advance my careerAm i dateable yet?
>>32596857NAG butAre you happy?
>>32596857Depends on what you do for fun
>>32596839Careful, some sleepwalkers are... freakyhttps://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleep_sex
>>32596859I actually do play games but its an hour a day at mostI want a gf to do stuff with
>>32596858No but i wasnt when i was wasting my time on instant gratification slop either
>>32596865You didn't really answer my question. Besides your allotted one hour of vidya a day, what do you do for fun? What are your hobbies?
guys of atoga i unironically think i emotionally cheated on my boyfriend. and im just now realizing how badly i fucked up. and i hate myself for it so can you please just call me all of the names so i can at least admit it to someone that it happened
>>32596839You're a guy too, right?
I know that the easiest way to get a GF is to just interact with women more, but I kinda just don't want to
>>32596868Women can sense the misery on you and be repulsed by it. You will never reach what you want unless you either reach happiness independently of a relationship, or break the shackles of samsara and stop craving a relationship entirely.
>>32596873You love attention so you're just asking us to reward you for cheating.
>>32596873What did you do? What happened?
>>32596873No, tell your boyfriend
>>32596873Tf is emotional cheating
>>32596871Learning skills for my field (dont ask), political shit flinging, gardening in the summerIm trying to be a more social person in general
>>32596879I've been in a relationship for over three years but had feelings for another friend for much longer than that. things just didnt work out romantically with my friend etc etc. but we've always been close, but things got to a point very recently where I realized we both liked eachother and have for a long time.We admitted to liking eachother, sort of on accident because I realized that this couldn't continue if I'm in a relationship. And we both agreed to stop talking when I'm in a relationship. And nothing ever happened explicitly but we've just... been flirting for the past two years and I just wrote it off as being close. we weren't just close though. That was damn near cheating and I have no idea how to process this or even bring it up to my partner. I mean what the fuck? Anyways I'm just insanely ashamed of myself and don't know what to do.
>>32596885>political shit flingingYou go to Twitter to le epic troll the libruls is what I'm hearing.
Oral > Anal > VaginalWomen that get off at vaginal neglect are even hotter. Yes it's a power thing.
>>32596885>Learning skills for my field (dont ask)That's for your job, not a hobby>political shit flingingPlease tell me you're joking>gardening in the summerThis is good.
>>32596891Did you just assume my views you racist bigot?
>>32596885>Gardening in the summerGardening is a year round activity.
>>32596888>guy friendsNot even once
>>32596888 contand now that I've lost this friendship I feel like SHIT, to the point where I'm considering if continuing my relationship is even the right thing to do. I have very very strong feelings for my best friend. I'm just realizing that after we agreed to just never talk again and holy fuck this hurts. I'm so fucked, this is so fucked. I'm just glad I'm not married and dealing with this bullshit because I genuinely didn't think anything of this until like a week ago>>32596881Seems like the best course of action. This is pretty bad
>>32596902NTA. Even when the garden is covered in snow?
>>32596898Yeah, and you just confirmed it. Clocked on frame 1, lil'bro.
>>32596871>>32596897the fact that modern dating is like job-hunting is horrendous. look at this shit>are you x?>do you do y?>do you do z?just awful. kinda glad i've never dated now
>>32596904yeah now I see why guys and girls can't be close friends. He was my only guy friend and we shared everything with eachother. Guys, don't date a girl with a guy best friend. Don't blackpill yourself but this is clearly a problem for some women
>>32596908No, but laying down mulch and transplanting plants and stuff before the snow hits are winter activities. Same with clearing some plants and weeds, pruning some plants, etc. winter is a good time to transplant a lot of stuff since the plants are relatively dormant.
>>32596912No no no no, don't try to pin this on other women for your own inability to contain yourself, ya silly bitch. Take responsability for yourself.
Women, I haven't washed my base sheet and cover in almost two years (I've washed my top sheet a couple times in that period, but I barely use it and it's currently sitting on the floor piled up). What are your thoughts on this?
>>32596883being emotionally closer and more open with another man than your own partner, to the point where you get feelings for them and don't cut things off. even if nothing physical happens
>>32596911>Hey, you should probably have a few hobbies because women like interesting guys>NOOOOOOO THIS IS LITERALLY 1984 AHHHHHHHH
>>32596921this but unironically. shouldn't you just love a guy because he's funny or some shit
>>32596790JH wouldn't call a guy gay for not liking analShe would just say he's missing out
>>32596917I expected more incel responses desu you're right this is a moral failing on my part> it can happen to you too
>>32596917I've never once been friends with a woman I didn't want to have sex with. Sometimes I'm friendly by association with a girl because she's a friends partner or something, but after the friend breaks up with her either I stop interacting with her or I maintain contact to try and fuck her. I've never actually done that though because it's weird to fuck a friends ex.
>>32596912>yeah now I see why guys and girls can't be close friends.They can. It's just called romance if they are close in age.
>>32596875No
>>32596907>have very very strong feelings for my best friendBruhMaybe split with your bf then desu
>>32596925>And it'll happen to YOU!
>>32595823Gay men have casual sex with dozens of partners. And looks are the most important filter in casual sex
>>32596912>now I see why guys and girls can't be close friendsI will never understand normalfags for this desuI've never gotten actual feelings for a close friend
>>32596927Sounds like a you problem.
>>32596938AI pic spotted
>>32596938That baby looks so done with their shit
>>32596931> Maybe split with your bf thenI actually came very close the other night, but of course I love him and couldn't do it. I told him though that I'm wavering and things need to change if we want to continue.Of course, that was before my friend cut all ties. And now I'm really weighing who means more to me.This friend is online though, that's the only thing. We've met in person before so this isn't like some fantasy but... it's still online. So i'm trying to parse through this, if this crush is a symptom of a failing relationship or actually something to act on.
>>32596925>>32596912This is cope. Genuine cope. Going 'oh it would happen to any woman in the same situation, every other woman lacks self control just like I do, it was always meant to happen'. It's self-gratifying wankery meant to absolve you of the personal responsability of what you actually did.
>>32596888>>32596907If you ask me, and you did because you replied to me, then I say these things happen. You didn't actually make the choice to cheat, and you did make the choice to end it when you realized what what going on. I wouldn't expect more. I hold the opinion that it's not cheating to have feelings for someone else, it's how act on those feelings that's important.I say forgive yourself.But the big thing I'm missing from this story is how you feel about your boyfriend. That's the bit that I find concerning.
Good evening atogaHow are we doing on this fine night
>>32596912I appreciate you saying this.I don't think we should have female friends either (unless they're gay I suppose)
>>32596943Fucking hell, I would've long dropped you if I was him lol
I don't think the female orgasm can truly be quantified I mean, you know a male orgasms when he ejaculates, but even vaginal lubrication doesn't always mean a female orgasm. I imagine it's more linear/logarithmic than the simple on/off of a male
>>32596939Nah she just wears a metric fuckton of makeup.
>>32596787Do you watch anal porn?
>>32596922A guy can be funny AND be well-read and skilled (maybe learning a new language or developing his athleticism) and creative (maybe making art or playing an instrument).
>>32596907>>32596945Also, sorry about the lost friendship.
>>32596924Kek
>>32596936>I've never gotten actual feelings for a close friendhave you had a close friend of your romantically romantic gender? close to where you talk for hours on end and spill all of your stories? when you're that close, its hard not to
>>32596787What kind of porn do you watch?
>>32596946terrible as usual. today i humiliated myself on the second day of classes, the first day for this particular one, literal minutes after i walked in 10-15 minutes late. it's so fucking over i'm gonna shoot myself. surprised i'm not drinking or taking edibles over it tonight t.bh
>>32596957Nta but pretty vanilla stuffOccassional buttsex, facesitting, footstuff, outercourse happens too
>>32596956YesI never have desuI ended up dating one of my good friends for a few months in highschool but I couldn't get feelings for her and get past seeing her as a friend, even though she was pretty hotI also can't imagine anyone catching feelings for me lol
>>32596927>I've never once been friends with a woman I didn't want to have sex with.Skill issue. One of my best friends of all time is a woman I don't want to have sex with.Writing that down feels rude though. Look at what you made me do, you made me be rude to my friend.
Going to university after 24 is pure hell, nobody should have to experience this
>>32596956anon, where do you think we are? there's an at least 75% chance he's never had that (or any friendly contact with girls/women in his life)
>>32596958Why were you late anonThats not nice of you
Women, Build-A-Boyfriend time. You only can pick two out of the three options, what do you get?
>>32596965I've had more good female friends than male friends actuallyWomen are generally nicer than men
>>32596946I'm alright.
>>32596667If I got a bf and he didn't use me like a cumrag, I'd be offended desu
You are actually retarded if you pick artistic btw Unless hes a musical genius or something
>>32596966played one too many matches of war thunder with one of my gaming buddies that i've never met irl. left the house for class later than i should have and got caught in traffic. so basically it was adhd time management (which is always bad)
>>32596968Fucking lies holy shit. You're absolutely fucking deranged.
>>32596912That's not the only reason. It's just inappropriate, even without the risk of complications.
>>32596946I'm so tired I've been doing overtime at work so I basically just work and come home to sleep and then back to work
>>32596952>>32596957Typically I always searched for specific types of girls or scenarios over specific acts, so if anal was what I watched it was just because that's what I happened to find that fit whatever else I was looking for that day. I switched over almost entirely to PoV stuff a few years ago and so I haven't watched any anal scenes since then.
>>32596964pushing 26 and in my junior year herei'm barely hanging on to my sanityi'm gonna die unhappy and alone
>>32596974Say what?Obviously I'm generalising but generally I find men harder to get along with and are more frequently assholesI am deranged though that is true >>32596972Music gang>>32596976What do you do for work?
>>32596973I can relate to thisI dont have advice tho>>32596974Nta but for me majority of girls (as in ones I would potentially like to date) are generally nice and friendly.There are of course some mean ones but its pretty rareDudes on other hand will try to shoulder check you, stare you down and see if you fold.Of course theres bros dudes too but whatever
>>32596953but what about the "loser that somehow pulls" archetype? or is that just a movies/television thing that doesn't exist irl
>>32596982>What do you do for work?SecurityIt's pretty easy generally but we're extremely short staffed right now
>>32596945I *am* asking you, because I don't know how to process this.Thank you anon. I've known about these feelings towards him, but it was more like a celebrity crush than anything serious. Admiration, probably. But life circumstances changed recently and I started seriously liking him. Thats when I cut things off. > how you feel about your boyfriendIts a college relationship and we are facing graduation in May. He is my first real partner and I thought I would marry him, but for some reason I can't see him in my life after grad, we want different things. He does everything right and I love him to bits. But... this whole graduating thing and having diverging lifestyles has got me fucked up man
>>32596981What are you studying? Best of luck broCould always be worse, I'm pushing 27 and NEET and will probably never go back to college and finish >>32596973Do you take any treatment for the ADHD?Iktf, eventually I just stopped going to my classes altogether
>>32596963>Writing that down feels rude though. Look at what you made me do, you made me be rude to my friend.See, there really is no way to be friends with the opposite gender! jk
>>32596976Meanwhile me working 15 hours per weekLazy gang
>>32596912https://youtu.be/b5Q4KG1ZtVg?si=6dfA0tpIlaZPZ9OaTrue friendship is more intimate than sex, and if you can achieve the former, achieving the latter isn't that big of deal.I think I could even pitysex my best friend under the right circumstances if he came out as gay. If you ever get married, your husband should become your best friend/the most trusted person until the day one of you dies.
>>32596967Smart and athletic, no contest
>>32596981Do not look at Linkedin or you'll hate you'll life
Gym is nice until you see super cute girls daily and feel awfull because looking in mirror reminds you how over it is
>>32596985I evaluate people on individual merits and I don't care about archetypes.
>>32596927I have female friends that I don't want to have sex with but all of them have other characteristics that make them unattractive as sexual partners in the first place.>too young>too old>fat>lovable but really stupid
>>32596946Annoyed because I have to be up in a few hours to let someone in the house>>32596953Just be funny and well-read and skilled and athletic and multilingual and an artist and musician it's not hard bro>>32596987>for some reason I can't see him in my life after grad, we want different thingsWhy havent you split up?
>>32596997Love the fact this can both be read as "I will never be good enough for them" AND "I will never be them".
>>32596988>What are you studying? Best of luck brohistory. and thanks. i guess things are better for me now but i'm still very depressed>Do you take any treatment for the ADHD?just wellbutrin. i've been off a script for real stims for 5 years now. they found out i was popping extra and snorting them. i fell out of contact with my adderall plug (friend from HS in a different state) last year so i don't have access to it anymore. and i don't have the social skills to find dealers in a new city lmao. always mystified me how people did that
>>32596946I had 4 classes today. They’re back-to-back classes but we got out super early in one and in another, the professor was 30 minutes late because he thought it started at 1 when it actually starts at 12:30.
>>32596990Based lazerI need to have another manic episode so I can work like 80 hours a week and save money, then at least be able to coast off the savings when I inevitably get fired/sectioned
>>32597001It's not hard. Read a fucking book, get some fucking exercise, practice Duolingo for ten minutes daily, spend 10-30 minutes on an art lesson or music lesson daily. You have enough time. Your 4chan posting habits are proof that you have enough time.
>>32596984>>32596982My experience is that women are (nicer) in that they're more polite and will do things like be considerate, share gifts, check up on you, etc. But that they're fucking awful for actual friendship. They have basically no loyalty, they have no backbone, they share general consensus and compromise. They collect grudges, they use information against you, and they always want to get their way and will be venomous if they can't. They will generally never actually put in real risk or effort into the friendship and are massively self centered.Men will genuinely be friends. They'll stand by you and watch your back. They'll push you to be better. They'll tell you when you're wrong even if it causes problems. They'll help you because it's the right thing to do. They're loyal. They don't hold grudges nearly as much. And they're way better at accountability and communication.
>>32596963>Writing that down feels rude though. Look at what you made me do, you made me be rude to my friend.Oh we cracked the liar
>>32596994my last appointment with my psychiatrist, i saw that his current secretary/assistant/whatever was a cute girl my age. it was nice, but also made me want to kms. i'm so fucking far behind i'm cooked lmao
>>32596637Naturally this depends on the guy, but it's not an absolute. If he cheats on you because you hype him up its because he was a cheater from the start he just had no confidenceI don't really know any ways to identify cheaters though other than generally suspicious behaviorBut basically no, hyping up a guy doesn't make him cheat it can have the same effect it does on you
>>32597007>practice Duolingo for ten minutes dailyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1UtRnGn5hc
>>32596990I'm pulling like 62 hours this week iircI'm so tired bros
>>32596948I agree I would have serious questions if my boyfriend did this to me.>>32596954Thank you. Feelings aside, he is/was a fantastic friend for the better part of a decade. That's just hard to get over.>>32596962Anon not to be LGBT on the anti-LGBT imageboard but you sound awfully aromantic for saying this. Might want to look into this because that's not really normal>>32596965REAL>>32597001> Why havent you split up?I'm a people pleaser and tend to eat discomfort for people I care about. And I clearly care about him. He basically admitted to wanting to marry me. He's a wonderful boyfriend and my family pressures me to marry him as well. All of that is kind of suffocating, makes it hard to break up without what feels like massive reprecussions. It's a great college relationship, and we are still in college. Just maybe not what I want my life to look like in say four months.I'm in a massive identity crisis, anons
>>32597012Okay, so what else are you doing with your free time?
>>32596930NTA, but that sounds scary. I'd be cautious if I were you
Im desperate to have a wife, how do I find a wife without showing desperation?
>>32597018Wear a mask so nobody can see the desperate look on your face.
>>32597008It's a common knowledgehttps://youtu.be/LGuml-tc75A
>>32597008Im not disagreeing but why would you want to be "real friends" if you are aware of those shortcomings?Just treat them as people to have funny light hearted conversations with, and maybe ask for (bad) relationship advice, or fuck them when they get tipsy and hornyFor serious matters you turn to your bros friends.
>>32597015>fucking Duolingothat shit is corny as hell lmao. i'd rather rot in bed than do something borderline degrading like that>wowie zowie let me do this bullshit language-learning app that doesn't actually work and is a waste of time because women might like it and i might get a crumb of pussy!dance, monkey, dance
>>32596761No, men's pubic hair is hot>>32596857>i dont watch sportsBased>stopped playing games:( I want a guy where we can play video games together and when we have kids have weekly family game nights where we play shit like mario party or other party games>and watching pornI think the occasional porn watching is fine, but I'm a coomer myself>im working to advance my careerBased, a man who can provide for a future family is always a bonus>Am i dateable yet?I'd give it a solid 6/10>>32596946Bad because I suck at vidya :(>>32596967Not sure desu. Smart definitely. Don't really care for him being artistic, unless it's in very specific fields. Like I don't care if he paints or plays music, but even though most people would think it's gay, I love the idea of a bf who's into fashion and makeup and just treats me like his doll to dress up as he pleases. Though this is probably primarily due to me knowing nothing about fashion and wanting someone else to do all the work of making me look cute, kek. Athletic would be nice in that he'd be strong, but I don't like ripped guys. I'll glady take aethletic if he's got that weight-lifter body type where he looks like a fatty but is strong af underneath, though.
>>32596993something something chad reeeeeeee
>>32597018how old are you? what are your standards? are you willing to forgo that hollywood, idealized fantasy for a more realistic relationship?
State gender Post what you think anon and femanon look like MVid rel
>>32596987I tend to hold the minority opinion in questions like these, but the way I read what you wrote, I can't consider it emotional cheating. Maybe you did damn near cheat, but you didn't. And it was not circumstantial, it was an active choice on your part. That count's for a lot.>but for some reason I can't see him in my life after grad, we want different things.Sounds like you will have to end up breaking up.
>>32596964M29What am I in for?
>>32597010>i'm so fucking far behind i'm cooked lmaoSame desu. Life is fleeting, people at my age have masters degrees already, when you turn 30 you're supposed to be ready to have a family but I've never had a good jobVery grim
>>32597028Damn even Marjorie Taylor Greene got blacked. It's so over bros.
>>32597025I think we would be pretty compatible in an alternate world where you are on same planet>Suck at vidyaWhich ones?I got pretty tired of dying in poe and decided to go sleep
>>32597025>I want a guy where we can play video games together and when we have kids have weekly family game nights where we play shit like mario party or other party games"Sorry babe, no family gaming night tonight, I need to mald at Black Ops 6 again."
>>32597022https://youtu.be/PyV-oTTyIWg
>>32596967So a normie is right in the middle?
>>32597024Spending too much free time on 4chan is dancing like a monkey. Even if you're so low down rotten that you've lost all faith in improving yourself, surely you can recognize the value of a hobby in forcing you to spend less time on 4chan.
>>32597028
>>32597008>They will generally never actually put in real risk or effort into the friendship and are massively self centered.That's been my experience, women in platonic relationships with men expect to take a lot but do very little giving beyond some surface gestures of affection.
>>32596111Virginity is cool, Remain pure>>32596128“Um, no thank you.”>>32596352In theory, it’s not my favourite, but if someone I loved called me that, I’d probably melt inside anyway.>>32596717No thanks, you should enjoy it.>>32596967The people I’ve liked were generally not athletic, but I feel inclined to choose that and smart so that he’ll live longer and we can spend more time together :>Although, it kind of makes me sad when my brother goes to gym and I can’t hang out with him for the evening cause he has uni.
>>32597028Nigga dead behind the eyes kek
>>32597039the other ones you mentioned were good, yeah. i just like to focus on the negative
I'm a man. If I get fit will women suck my dick?
>>32596964Care to explain why?
>>32597045That's also something you should work on. Your future partner probably won't like it if you still focus on the negative.
>>32597031>>32597047It depends on you as a person
>>32596851
Found this in a Youtube video's comment section:"Since I was young, between sessions of video games, music, anime and films, sometimes I tried to imagine myself as a future father of a family and I just didn't see myself. I remember the pressure in the family "but when are you going to find a girlfriend?" "I would like a grandchild". Then in the following years "so you don't want to start a family?" Sometimes I felt uncomfortable. Today I am 47 years old and I continue to cultivate my passions, video games, music, anime and films. Because it's what I like. My parents almost reached their golden wedding in a life of continuous arguments and detachment, wearing a mask outside the home walls as if everything was rosy. I probably never grew up enough to take on the responsibility of starting a family. I remained a thirteen year old with ups and downs. I am like that."State gender - thoughts on the above?
>>32597034>I think we would be pretty compatible in an alternate world where you are on same planetJust come over to mars, ez>Suck at vidya>Which ones?I'm getting filtered in splatoon salmon run :(>>32597035A guy constantly malding and throwing tantrums over video games and not being able to put them down for family or other commitments would be a red flag, but enjoying them in his free time, being able to accept that they're just a game, and being able to put them down when he gets frustrated is based.
>>32596971Based. Apparently it has an antidepressant effect for women also.
>>32597048i mean my dad does even more than me and he's still married after almost 40 years so ionno about that one
>>32597017I just talked to him about it. It was sleep walking. He said if it happens again, he’ll look into doing something about it and that he’ll write a report about at his shift at the front desk in the morning.
>>32597042If I bashed a guys head against the concrete floor until life escaped and told you you could inspect the remains would you get wet
>>32597054Times have changed.
>>32597046No, but you will be able to carry your 70-lbs plastic wife into the bathtub with ease to clean out your cum before you become a responsible father to a million bacterias and fungi
>>32597037It do be like that sometimes
Men, are you a squirter or an oozer?
>>32597013That's hardcoreWhat you doing?>>32597014>great college relationship, and we are still in collegeCollege doesn't last forever thoughIk it's hard but you'd be doing both of you a favour if you split>aromanticThought I might be this at one point, turns out I'm just traumatised kekI get romantic feelings for girls I'm dating, they're not established friends thoughMaybe I just value friendship more idk>>32597028That's enough internet for today, holy fuck>>32597040Based but I prefer this>>32597046You'll probably get more attention at least
State genderWould you date a robot?
>>32597051MStay true to yourself.
>>32596971Huhh?>>32597052>MarsDamn the uber costs will kill me>SplatoonIve seen the older games but never played them, is that on switch or something?Im a pc gamer
>>32597062No.
>>32597052>being able to accept that they're just a game, and being able to put them down when he gets frustrated is basedover the years there have been times where i've come close to throwing my controller at the tv or wall lmao. there have also been many times where i absolutely lost my shit in chat (all caps rants). hell hath no fury like a gamer
>>32597058NTAPlease do not call me out like this.>>32597060Two ropes then spraying.
>>32597060What
>>32597030genuinely thank you so much for the kind words, anon. I know I fucked up because I did entertain the cutesy feelings for a very long time while knowing at the bottom of my heart that it was wrong. I kept all of this a secret from my partner.Maybe it wasn't outright cheating. And I think I do need to end this relationship for reasons outside of this whole deal. But I think its worth something to end it when things really could have ramped up in the wrong direction.I feel so guilty and sad but your words really mean a lot to me. I hold myself to a higher standard than this. At least I'm in therapy lol she will be hearing all about this
>>32597057maybe they shouldn't have. maybe we can go back
>>32597056Please stop asking me these types of questions, I’m at the end of my barrel…
>>32597060Like cumming?An oozer I guess
>>32597046Im autistic and ugly as fuck BUTFrom my experience, being completely invisible to women around age 24And then finally started seeing some success at 27~Adding muscle and bodyweight definetly helpsI went from 84kg skinnyfat to 110kg bodyweight builtfat
>>32597042Remove the trip already
>>32597051aromantic. or just not interested in dating. whatever you want to call it, it's fine, not everyone wants to live the nuclear family dream. would be a damn boring world if we did
>>32597062MNo
>>32597060Depends on a day and hydration level and how much i have been edged all dayIf ill be teased for entire day (for example through horny conversations etc) the resulting nut is gonna be Big and watery splashIf i just wank from boredom it's gonna be rather small and just ooze out
>>32597073No, this is one area in which society has improved.Nobody should have to put up with an unpleasant jerk who gets upset easily and fixates on the negative. It's a good thing that more people are aware of this and more conscious of avoiding it.
>>32597062F, hell no why would i. cant deny my biology, i love me a good male specimen> CAPTCHA : NUT
>>32597060One pathetic little squirt at best, then oozing.
>>32597074>end of my barrelSo you want me to blow his head off? With a shotgun?
>>32597061>What you doing?Procrastinating showering before I leave for workI might be late because of whining on 4chan
>>32597086That’s not what I meant!!
>>32597058I've unironically purchased an oral onahole and the magic face 2 oral head along with saliva specialty lube.I just want women to suck my dicks anons. I've tried asking about prostitutes but got no answers here and have no idea where to ask irl. Ideally I'd just pay like a college student girl like $200 or whatever for a blowjob.I just want oral so bad. It's all I can think about.>>32597076>>32597061Alright, I will try to gym then.
>>32597083yet society on the whole is more depressed/mentally ill than ever. curious
guys of atoga do you have any burning questions for women? i need to get my mind off of this whole breaking up thing.
>>32597051Literally nothing wrong with thatI know my faults and issuesI have REALLY hard time resonating with people and forming deeper connections, so dating is basically out of questionAnd what little success I had in dating i have torpedo'ed by my trust issuesMy upbringing was kind of messed up and seeing my parents scream at eachother constantly and me wishing just dying in my sleep, idk if i could give a girl love she deservesEven if she magically even liked me in the first placeHave to be realistic here
>>32597062M If it was like in BR 2049, maybe.
>>32597089Hehe
>>32597061Based
>>32597026No lol, I just have enough artistic/artsy people in my life. It's never been a trait I've felt I've needed in a partner
>>32597060It depends more on if I remember to delay it. I can hold it in for a few extra seconds and that makes the entire orgasm 100x more intense but sometimes I'm so focused on making it happen since it can take forever that I forget to do that
>>32597025>I want a guy where we can play video games together and when we have kids have weekly family game nights where we play shit like mario party or other party gamesI grew up in a family like this, good times.>and watching porn>I think the occasional porn watching is fine, but I'm a coomer myselfImo watching porn occasionally doesn't doesn't make you a coomer.
>>32597092How do i get a girlfriend from one of the qt girls at gym >Some of them actively glance at me and smile when i walk past
>>32597062MA few years ago I would have said yes, but now that "robot" means "generative model" absolutely not.
>>32597092None that will stop making you think of relationshipsYou should go to a different board or something id you want a better distraction
>>32597042>Virginity is cool, Remain pureGigabased
>>32597066>>32597079>>32597084Why not?
>>32596790>buttslutBan this word.
>>32597062M, yes totes if she was cute I would show her my hard drive if you catch my drift>>32597087I meant what work are you doing kekBut yes shower and go, shitposting can wait>>32597097Based PSG fanartReminds me of the BPDemon I dated who used to wear a red dress and heels and crossdress me kek
Women thoughts on guys who browse /an/
>>32597092What do you think is a genuine price the average slutty woman would consider sucking a dick for? I realize there's a lot of women that don't have a price because they aren't whores, and then there's a large group that would say no price because they don't want to be seen or admit themselves as whores but probably actually would if given the chance to add money for relatively low commitment and effort. Then there's a whorish group that actually would even if they aren't prostitutes.Please, I want to know.
>>32597107Don't like fake humans. They give me the creeps.
What men think of men?
>>32597060Squirter
>>32597109I get turned on by women that call me a butt pirate for liking anal.
>>32597053>Apparently it has an antidepressant effect for women also.In what way? Does the cum have to be swallowed? Or does being cum on or creampied also work? Either way I think it'd be fun having my mental state be entirely reliant on my bf's cum.>>32597065>Huhh?I just like the idea of being free use with him being able to cum wherever he wants in/on me whenever he wants with no consideration for my own pleasure, the same way you'd treat the tissue you cum in. (both the posts you replied to were me lol) >Damn the uber costs will kill meYeah, train's cheaper but takes a while :/>Ive seen the older games but never played them, is that on switch or something?Yeah it's on switch. I have the tastes of a child so all my games are on nintendo consoles. >Im a pc gamerHaven't really played pc games, but they seem fun desu. >>32597067>over the years there have been times where i've come close to throwing my controller at the tv or wall lmao. there have also been many times where i absolutely lost my shit in chat (all caps rants).Oh in that case I'm the same. I've never actually thrown a controller, but I do sometimes think about it. Also I don't really play games with in game rants but I will send all caps rants to my friends on discord who play the same stuff lol. >>32597101>I grew up in a family like this, good times.That kind of family seems like a dream, I really want a family where we can all just relax and have fun together. >Imo watching porn occasionally doesn't doesn't make you a coomer.For me I go through phases of watching a ton and not touching it, but even then my brain is just constantly rotted with the most vile shit. I also kinda like the idea of blowing a guy while he watches porn, so I wouldn't want a guy who never watches any. Though I'd still want him to actually fuck me regularly and not have porn induced ED
>>32597113Nta but just browse escort sites in your local place and contact them>You are likely to get rejected (as a client) because you give off weird vibes already
>>32597110>BPDemon I dated who used to wear a red dress and heels and crossdress me
>>32597123Not remotely
>>32597060Squirter, I do kegels and take zinc and drink tons of water/eat celery to strengthen my cumshots.
>>32597116Men not so bad.
Anons.... Drop and give me 10 burpees right now. I want to see you do better.
>>32597055>I just talked to him about it. It was sleep walkingI'm not sure I'd believe him 2bh. If I were you I wouldn't answer the door at night.
>>32597102> hey I've seen you around here quite a bit. Just wanted to introduce myself, I'm XXXX. > Some positive comment about the gym; the weight room is pretty nice here, the trx class, idk I don't go to the gym but try that formula anywhere. Don't invite her anywhere, but introduce yourself and see if she bites. If she does bite, cool, if she doesn't, well now you at least know someone else in the gym you can wave to.
Women, are you ever suspicious when a guy you're dating has a lot of male friends? To me it suggests he might be gay and having sex with them.Guys generally don't have close friends, and especially not friends of the same sex, unless there's some kind of gay homosexuality going on.
>>32597116Military recruiters
>>32597118Why can't I just like anal without being called a slut for it? Why do you fucks care so much about labels?
>>32597028M
>>32597119Freeuse is nice and i think it should go both waysAka>Shes preparing food in kitchen and i pull off her sweatpants and go to townAndIm just minding my own business and she just comes up and starts humping my leg because she feels horny, or im sleeping and shes just under the sheets waking me up sucking my dick in middle of the nightBut its hard to find a girl who's freaky like that lolI think that would be ideal>Train to MarsYeah imma arrive there at 60 years old and definetly with shriveled dick and balls hanging to the planet surface
>>32597071Good luck with everything, Femanon.I'm kind of hoping that when the dust settles you will be able to get back with your friend. Maybe that's bad of me to say, but that sounds like who you really want to be with, and it makes me a little sad to think you would be losing both guys you care about.
Women if you showed your boobies to a guy for the first time and he broke down laughing would you cry
>>32597116The types of men who generally think of men are called homosexuals. Real life men anyway. Most men sometimes think about the adventures of male fictional characters, or male historical figures. But they don't ever actively think about other men who actually exist around them in real life.
>>32597134Wild post
>>32597131Ive done that almost 1:1 recently to one cute blonde super fit chickShe said she lifts almost everyday and we had short conversationBut next day i saw her she looked at me and gave me short polite smile so i guess she wasnt interested whole lotSome girls do smile really flirtily though
>>32597119online shooters truly bring out the dawg in civilized humanity
>>32597137>Me and femanon after long evening of blogging on atoga
>>32597062FCan you date a robot? Like can a robot consent or are you just playing with a very technologically advanced toy. Isn't there an episode of black mirror about this?Nah.>>32597129But I just ate>>32597140I have to respect someone's opinion for it to hurt my feelings lol
>hormones are so bad that i'm feeling hornystalgic over a one off thread i hornyposted in back in fucking novemberthis is ridiculous and i should feel ashamed of myself
>>32597142It's not all that wild when you consider how Trump for example embraces the Cult of Masculinity and Dudebro culture, and literally has The Village People playing at his inauguration. Dude friendships are all about homo behaviors, no matter how much they say no homo. There is no such thing as straight male friendship.
>>32597136It's just fun to say buttslut.
>>32597149No worries, it was a good thread for me too.
>>32597134Guys friendships are not "oh we get togheter every other evening and we talk about girls while we wear pajamas and drink wine teehee"Its more like>Yeah met this dude and hes also racist and lifts weights so hes okay in my books>Yeah we are in telegram group chat sharing memes with hitler
Femanons, why do you want to dom your bfs?
>tfw no gf who will say "okay quit playing and put it in my ass already"
>>32597116They are some of the men of all time>>32597129Best I can do is burping>>32597134>To me it suggests he might be gay and having sex with themThis is a wild take>>32597125I'll send her your way kek
>>32597152This. Women read too much into things. Most guys are deeply mentally challenged and just say words because they like the sound of the syllables on their tongue, not because they've given any thoughts to the words' deeper meaning. I don't think most men would even be bright enough to know how to choose a word for its connotations. That's how men are, you know?
>>32597105shiet>>32597113> average slutty womanDepends on the situation, even the sluttiest woman wouldn't suck your dick in the grocery store when she's just trying to buy some tampons.In a non-sexual situation, I'd like to think anything under $200 as paltry. Semi-sexual, a hundred or less. Super sexual and she likes you, she'd do it for free.But it all depends on time and place and the woman. I personally wouldn't ever agree to a stranger, but I'm also not super sexual myself>>32597134what. no. go have fun babe go flirt with the homies>>32597144Well you have a polite friend at the gym now. Do that with more women and keep rolling the dice. Remember, past dice rolls do not predict future rolls.>>32597139I do care about both of them. It's taboo but I do really care about both of them in different ways. I wish I could just fast-forward my life a year into the future so I could see how this plays out. I... think I might actually want to be with my best friend in a serious capacity. It's really hitting me now. But we will see how I feel in the morning
>>32597119>In what way? Does the cum have to be swallowed? Or does being cum on or creampied also work?From the NIH.:>In a sample of sexually active college females, condom use, as an indirect measure of the presence of semen in the reproductive tract, was related to scores on the Beck Depression Inventory. Not only were females who were having sex without condoms less depressed, but depressive symptoms and suicide attempts among females who used condoms were proportional to the consistency of condom use. For females who did not use condoms, depression scores went up as the amount of time since their last sexual encounter increased. These data are consistent with the possibility that semen may antagonize depressive symptoms and evidence which shows that the vagina absorbs a number of components of semen that can be detected in the bloodstream within a few hours of administration.Looks like creampies are the winning move.But the mouth is also a mucous membrane, so that might work too..>Either way I think it'd be fun having my mental state be entirely reliant on my bf's cumHot.
>>32597141>The types of men who generally think of men are called homosexuals.Every man is a homosexual. Some like masculine men, some are attracted to feminized males
>>32597137>guys want one thing and it's fucking disgusting->>32597148>can a robot consentNta but if the robot is advanced enough I don't see how it's any different to a human really>>32597149Bro has a good memoryI haven't fapped in like a week
>>32597154>>Yeah met this dude and hes also racist and lifts weights so hes okay in my books>>Yeah we are in telegram group chat sharing memes with hitlerSo in your view men are not only gay, but gay nazi's
>>32597155Women can be sexually aggressive, women can be sexually assertive, women can be sexually in control, but don't you EVER imply female dominance because that kills the female libido.
Women are you graceful like a gazelle
>>32597155I don't. I want to tease him and him put me in my place. Is that too much to ask for?
>>32597116Only like the wo kind.
>>32597155guys look cute when they're flustered and when you guys top you try to be serious and cool. i don't really care, i just want to rub my junk on you and be hot enough in your eyes that you don't mind getting slimed>>32597156though i would from the heart, i probably wouldn't out of self consciousness. i guess i try to be cool too huh.
>>32597161Your kinks don't change our genes
>>32597165More like a house catSometimes gracefulSometimes the stupidest creature you've ever seen that unnecessarily hurts itself in a panic
>>32597165judging by the amount of blood that came out of my vagina this morning, i'm about as graceful as a rotting gazelle being torn open by a lion for lunch
>Start dating this girl>"Just so you know, anon, I'm not gonna do anal with you">Okay that's fine, don't have much interest in it anyways>A few months go by >"Just to be clear anon, no anal">Okay yeah I heard you the first time>Birthday rolls around >"What do you want for your birthday anon? You know, I'd let you fuck my ass just this once">Not interested, sorry >More time goes by >"You know anon, if you really wanted to try anal I'd do it with you... I don't want to do it or anything but I'd try it for you..."What the fuck was her problem?
>>32597163Being racist and sharing some gachi memes and vids doesnt make me gay sillyhttps://youtu.be/0ia3ZLgVEE0?si=ho5LO-J-iY5ICti4
>>32597167>Is that too much to ask for?That's borderline vanilla.
>>325965685'8" and 5'7" are average heights but anything under 5'10" is "short" on the internet
>>32597170If that were true there wouldn't be so many men consuming trans porn
Would pay anything for a JH sexbot
>>32597175By your being "racist" you mean you have a homosexual racial preference for certain categories of men you like to get anally fucked by. I see.
>>32597167Need a bratty girl to push against wall and fuck her until she starts listening
>>32597154Hitler is responsible for more white deaths than anyone else in history.
>>32597174She has a fetish and was trying to reverse psychology you into suggesting it/asking for it so she doesn't have to take personal responsibility for feeling pleasure from the idea of doing something she sees as "degrading" or "gross".
>>32597107I mean, I wasn’t part of the initial discussion but I also would have answered no. I want something real…When I feel the cold metal against my skin instead of the warm hand I would have liked to hold, it’s then that I would wonder where it all went wrong.>>32597129I can’t do push-ups…
>>32597165no, i'm more like a bear.
>>32596302The whole Midlands is fucking shite.
>>32597172CuteIf I dangled a string above your head would you swat at it
>>32597172Cute.
Tall women, are you fumbling like a baby giraffe or lumbering like an elephant?Short women, are you spooked like a mouse or brazen like a chihuahua?
>>32597181Dont you have a BLM protest to attend
>>32597134Sounds like wishful thinking
>>32597167MThe reason I couldn't date my roommate was because she was actually into femdom and threw a shitfit every time I put her in her placebut at least it helped me figure out what I like
>>32597187University of Leicester offers many of its degree programs online specifically so international students don't become depressed and suicidal from having to move there.
>>32597186*sigh*Alright, I'll say the line.>tfw no bear gf
>>32597174KekShe definetly loves it in the ass, just doesnt want ro seem like a slut to youNot her first rodeo
>>32597187Whole of the UK is a fucking shithole desu Anyway night mate
>>32597150>>32597154Me and my best friend (male) mostly send each other 9/11 jokes and leftist memes and occasionally dedicate a night to getting drunk together which usually involves critically analyzing a movie or video game and then him reveling in how much he loves his gf and how lucky he is and me saying how happy I am for him and crying and him telling me it'll work out for me eventually
>>32597195thanks, i appreciate the pity (You).
>>32597191Why would I protest against the Bureau of Land Management?
>>32597186>>32597195Ok moids, so you're alone in the forest, would you rather encounter...
>>32597167That's hot. I want a girl who will provoke me into dominance.
Femanons are you aware what this way of wearing sweatpants does to my neurons?Especially if i suspect theres a big ass hiding under them
>>32597188I don't think so. Try a laser pointer.
>>32597149I don't think hormones are the real issue here
>>32597152>>32597158Listen. It's fine to use the word as a little jokingly mean way to make fun of someone for really liking anal. But it's only tolerable IF there's implied acceptance that you're not judging me AND I'm also going to get buttfucked. Otherwise you're just bullying me.>>32597180Why not get a big titted blonde bimbo sexbot? More total machinery for your buck.
>>32597200Pity? No, I'm sighing for myself posting yet another>tfw no gfpost.
British anons is Birmingham a fucking shithole? If you lived there would you wake up in a steaming mood?
>>32597198>critically analyzingOh, so you're both autistic
>>32597205...folding the waistband? huh?
>>32597205HELP I ACCIDENTALLY CLICKED THIS PICTURE AND MY NEURONS ARE ACTIVATING ON THEIR OWNAHHHHHHHHHHHH SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>32597178They aren't a majority. And you being turned on by that is a major ick.
Rate my idea of annoying my neighbor moid>wait for him to have a night shift at work>text him "could you please fuck more quietly, I'm trying to sleep"
>>32597207mmmm but they're such a good scapegoat
>>32597210I'm not even from the UK but I'd rather kms than spend a week in Birmingham.
>>32597205I feel like this only looks good for a second in a picture. The rest of the time it's just stupid. Like soffe shorts in high school.
>>32597210England is disappointingly America-like. Lots of fast food restaurants, angry/poor/fat people, and diabetes-inducing sugary drinks.
>>32597206What if I got one of those that could project different shapes
>>32597210Yes it is a shithole, probably one of the worst places to live in the UK desu
>>32597186What no maidens does to a gentleman
>>32597211We've both been tested and have autistic traits but are not diagnosable. We just like to talk about themes and characters and authorial intent.
>>32597138>Freeuse is nice and i think it should go both waysOh your examples sound nice too. I'm fairly submissive so I like the idea of primarily being the one who's used without warning, but being able to climb on my partner whenever I'm horny sounds nice too. >or im sleeping and shes just under the sheets waking me up sucking my dick in middle of the nightOh I love the idea of waking up my partner with a blowjob. Tho I also love the idea of waking up to a facial or smth. >Yeah imma arrive there at 60 years old and definetly with shriveled dick and ballsDon't worry I'm into older guys. >>32597155I want the guy to dom me, not the other way around :(>>32597160>Looks like creampies are the winning move.I have a breeding kink, so that's based.>"sorry babe, you gotta keep cumming inside me unprotected, it's for my mental health. I know we'll end up with a lot of kids, but it's the only way to keep me mentally stable."
is there a biological explanation of why I keep going for femboy chatbots but don't want anything to do with them irl? Is it just a 2D > 3D kind of thing?
>>32597214They are the majority. I'm not turned on by that, it's extremely repulsive. I'm turned on by two normal and good looking males
>>32597216Finally someone on 4chan scapegoats something other than us Jews, what a relief
>>32597215That is diabolical
>>32597223?
>>32597218Absolutely notYou just need to have small slutty waist and juicy ass and it always looks goodI see it pretty often, usually girls wear tight shorts underneath and when they get warm (or if they want to show off) the sweatpants get quickly dropped, often without even going to changing room
Many men claim they prefer short women but actually they prefer tall women
>>32597222>>32597217Is it full of dickheads?
>>32597225Are you the mixed girl?
>>32597228i don't particularly trust you either but i decide to reserve my judgement for personal experiences and i haven't met a jew yet.
>>32597185>I can’t do push-upsMost women I know do push-ups with their knees on the ground.
>>32597159>I do really care about both of them in different waysAnd that's ok. We should care about people. We should be allowed to care. That's why I don't like the concept of emotional cheating.
>>32597134what kind of thought process (or lack thereof) is this? Do you expect me to date a guy with female friends instead? imo thats more suspicious by a ton.
>>32597229So it's a good idea?
>>32597134FYES
>>32597232When have we ever claimed to prefer short women?
>>32597232Some men like one thing. However, other men like other things.
>>32597232I hate short women, fuck short women, fucking womanlets, I'd kick them all in the face across a field if I could.
>>32597228Jews invented horny. Nobody was horny until Chavva fucked up the Gan.
>>32597225meanwhile on the guy's side:>"No babe, you don't understand, spitting is bad for your mental health!"lmao
>>32597233You know those pictures you see of all the British slags walking around in too tight dresses with alien looking faces caked in makeup? Imagine a city full of people who look like that and talk like Maisie Williams.
>>32597231Guess I don't have the ass then it makes me look like I'm attempting to wear a bike tire as a belt.
>>32597215Do you have a crush on him?
>>32597239No terrible unless you want to ruin their relationship
>>32597243Has there ever been any proof of this? For all I know, all men actually like the same thing.
>>32597134Is this some kind of gender reversal post?
>>32597238If a guy has a lot of female friends it means he's probably not a rapist - big green flag. It also means he and at least one of his female friends have probably dated or sexually experimented at some point, so you have someone you can ask for a personal reference about him.
>>32597136Because for me part of the turn on fir anal is domination. It's about mounting and primally sodomizing. I don't have to call you a buttslut, but we're not having equal sex. I'm fucking sodomizing you and you're my bitch because of it.
>>3259722532 is old enough?I love your enthusiasmAlso another thing I would like is if we were just chilling on sofa watching TV / playing games and you started teasing me with leg or footThat would probably get me from 0 to 100 hard in a second>You gotta keep cumming in me unprotectedIts a common knowledge that good dicking can fix girls mental state, and the following day they are all cheerfully and full of energyGirls are literal lifeforce vampires
>>32597235>she didn't go to a local synagogue for Hanukkah to receive jelly donuts and potato pancakesIt's over.
>>32597232I thought I was indifferent to height but then my egirl crush told me how tall she was and I stood there with a tape measure doing the math and realized I could hold her against my chest and rest my chin on her head and suddenly I understood
>>32597092How do I find a wife?
>>32597139You know what, I maybe shouldn't do this but I just can't get him off of my mind. fuck it. this is all anonymous anyways.For nearly five years, he and I have called and talked multiple days in a week for several hours. We have the same taste in games and humor and interests. Its scary how much chemistry we had, and we wanted very similar things in life. He's so fucking smart, I could rely on him for anything. He made me think in new ways, he challenged my beliefs but respectfully and from a place of learning. We are different but also weirdly similar.He respected me and always stayed hypervigilant about my relationship. I respect him so fucking much, and I want to be there for him. More and more I want to break up and move across the US to start a life in his state and try this whole dating thing. I'd be fine even if it didn't work out, I'd set roots for myself and invite him to join. I feel insane for saying all of this but I don't want to stop this, my gut says he would be worth it. And the night we admitted feelings for eachother, he was also reluctantly giddy. We agreed not talking was for the best, but we went down the hole of fuck maybe we SHOULD date. I've never felt this way, even about my own relationship. Fuck man. Sorry for the rant I just can't get this off of my mind
>>32597247Bloody hell mate...
>>32597227>They are the majorityI can look at stats on a porn site right now and see that you're wrong.
>>32597256Nta but why do you have to make it so fucking weird this is why women can't just say they like anal.
>>32597208First of all, if I was going to spend money on a sexbot, I wouldn't waste my money purchasing a white woman sexbot, let alone a blondeSecond, I want it to have your personalityI want it to want me to fuck it in the assI want it to year for my white babies
>>32597249>>32597250I don't have a crush on him, I'm just bored and want to do something interesting
>>32597173Witty woman.
>>32597264Go ahead
>>32597236I used to be able to do like ten full ones back when I used to exercise with my father but then I stopped being consistent and now I can’t do one.
>>32597251I for one like short women and dislike tall women
>>32597248HahaI can imagine that only if you have like, super small stature and tiny waist?Maybe it has to do with brand of sweatpants
>>32597228I actually like most of you, I just wish you didn't talk so much shit about whites.
>>32597261Through a matchmakerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVGNdB6iEeA
>>32597260But if she were taller then you could be the one held against her chest.
State genderWould you rather live in Saudi Arabia or Congo?
>>32597272No I'm 5'7. And yeah a size 2. Nothing juicy here. It just looks stupid like I'm wearing pants that are too big for me.
>>32597262Just break up already we both know you are trying to rationalize it in your head
I'm looking at escort sites and maybe $1200 is reasonable for a 2 hour oral session.
You know how geese are sometimes fattened up for the slaughter? Do you think that there is someone "farming" you right now and fattening you up to get fucked, possibly anally?
>>32597232Most guys here are subs/switches. Us Doms like spinners.
>>32597277MaleI'd prefer the bottom of the sea
>>32597276being a 5'4 woman, this is about the height difference between me and my boyfriend. and it's a great height difference.
>>32597262Again? I hate you and this stupid larp.
Women what is the circumference of your arms? I've got tiny 12 inch ceps and I wanna know if you mog my pathetic ass.
>>32597276Goddamn half of her pussy is just hanging out of that thing
>>32597232Short women are good for tossing around and bouncing them on your dick effortlesslyTall women are for worshipping their slender bodies, long legs and enticing armpitsAlso for impregnating lovingly
>>32597280Thanks man. This talk just might do it.
>>32597256I just want a dick in my butt while I flick it, why does it have to be a power thing? Fuck.>>32597266My personality would get annoying within an afternoon of it being focused on you, believe me. That's why I assume so many first dates go nowhere afterwards.Secondly, robots can't have babies. That's a trait exclusive to me and other humans.
>>32597246Kek. I love the idea of being talked into sex acts I don't really want to do like that.>"babe you have to suck my dick, blue balls are dangerous if left untreated.">"I know my diet is horrible and my cum probably tastes like ass, but cum is vital for a woman's health so you have to swallow, trust me.">>32597257>32 is old enough?32 is great. 30~35 is my ideal age range. >Also another thing I would like is if we were just chilling on sofa watching TV / playing games and you started teasing me with leg or footThat kind of thing is super cute, yeah. >and the following day they are all cheerfully and full of energyIf I'm full of energy, that just means I need another dicking. Any energy I have should be put to good use emptying my partner's balls.>>32597283>Do you think that there is someone "farming" you right now and fattening you up to get fucked, possibly anally?God I wish.
>>32597276Nta but you niggas are so gay
>>32597277I've already lived in one of those places. Can be a little isolating, but decent air conditioning and a good TV set are your friend.
>>32597289Well I'm not whipping out the tape measure just for that but I'm guestimating 9 or less.
>>32597282>$1200 is reasonable for a 2 hour oral sessionJesus christ that is horrendous value >>32597233Yes, more importantly though it is full of criminals
>>32597252>Is this some kind of gender reversal post?I sometimes wonder if my gf is having lesbian orgies on girls nights. You're saying I'm normal?
>>32597279Its 99% just in your headIve seen that being pulled off all the time at gym and it always looks good
>>32597186A very cute and cuddly bear.
>>32597283If they are they're doing an awful jobAnd setting themselves up for a mess
>>32597298I got suspended from school for a week once for sexual harassment when I was a teenager, because I took a tape measure out in shop class and used it to measure my dick in front of the whole class.
>>32597298There's no way your arms are 75% the size of mine unless you're literally anorexic
>>32597294>Why does it have to be a power thingWhy do you have to deny the one thing men almost universally want (respect and power)
>>32597282id do it for free
>>32597303>in your headAren't most preferences?>>32597307You're the one with body dysmorphia here stop projecting.
What are these people doing to your vagina? What strange things are they doing to your strange?
Women would you call your bf teddy bear/pookie bear?Any other pet names you'd want to call him?
>>32597299That's how much escorts charge I guess. Id expect prostitutes to be a lot less. I just want my dick sucked, I'm losing my fucking mind.
>>32597295Looks like i will have to ask NASA for extra stash of semen supplement pills on my trip to marsFill you up until satiated
I used to have near daily panic attacks about being a virgin and then they were reduced to a few times a month and then I was worried I would have panic attacks about not being a virgin anymore but I feel great. Sometimes the only way to fix a mental problem is to get rid of the physical problemIs this normal?
>>32597312Where do you live. I live near Bremerton Washington.
>>32597315Nah that's weirdI usually just say his name or "hey" if I need to get a guy's attention.
Why do I keep feeling a sharp, stinging feeling in my nipples, like they've been cut by a knife under salt water?
>>32597311Me as the fat ugly bastard
>>32597316Anon just fap for post-nut clarityOr learn to rizz girls irl
>>32597315"Hun". That's what I like calling guys.
>>32597313I'm just sayin, my arms are about the size of an average woman's if not smaller, single digits seem unrealistic
>>32597317I didn't know Elon Musk posts on this thread
>>32597313>Arent that most preferencesWell, fuck, you got me.I have preference for girls wearing cute gym outfits
>>32597326>my arms are about the size of an average woman's.The average woman is fat.
>>32597315Teddy bear- yes, pookie bear- not really sicne i call most of my friends that,as for other pet names, i like food based ones- honey, rice cakes (my favorite food), sweets, etc
>>32597276Why did they put her in heels
>>32597028>>32597311Pretty much that
>>32597262>Sorry for the rant I just can't get this off of my mindGlad to help you process.
>>32597330Average non fat one
>>32597331Calling my Asian big booty gf rice cake now
>>32597294The more you talk the more fun it sounds
>>32597311>>32597323he's definitely not an ugly bastard. he's chubby but he's cute in a teddy bear kind of way.
>>32597333So that you can masturbate in her shoes, and the next time she slips them on she will have your semen coating the sinewy, muscular creases of her soles. Hnnngg.
>>32597282You could spend about double that for plane tickets and a hotel for a week in SEA, where you could get a different hooker (or two) every night for almost nothing, and they'd do a lot more than suck your dick.
>>32597336The average non fat woman does not have 12 inch biceps go to therapy for your eating disorder in the making.
Starting to regret breaking up with my crazy BPD ex...
>>32597334Damn shes puffy >>32597328Call me Anon Musky
>think of all the things that make me an undesirable wreck of a person>resignation washes over me>literally feels like drinking a warm beveragebeing deeply miserable feels so insanely good I am unironically starting to wonder if loving another person can even compete
Men, did you ever cut a "vagina" into your teddy bear or other stuffed animals so you could fuck them? Did you sometimes do it at the dinner table or on the family sofa and make your parents and siblings watch?
>>32597320i am very far away from you
>>32597283I would gladly take a very skinny girl and fatten her up a bit and make her lift with me so she grows big muscular ass and thick legsIm also guessing more bodyfat leads to higher libido on woman.
>>32597352He is going to telepathically rape you at a distance. You will feel him stimulating your genitalia in your sleep.
>>32597324I've wanted a blowjob since I was like 10 but I've never had one. I'm in my 30's now. When I was in middle school fapping to girls in my class I was always thinking of them sucking dick. I've tried to get a blowjob a few times. I wasn't really disliked in highschool or anything but never got a girlfriend ever. I fap to blowjobs constantly. I dream of it, and have even started just writing oral focused fiction. I've made friends with girls online who talk about oral a lot, and even ERPd with some end ended up voice chatting and jacking off while watching oral scenes.I genuinely would be willing to stay with a girl who only liked oral and was basically asexual beyond that as long as she enjoyed sucking dick. There is no post but clarity, I think about oral so often, and have wanted it so long.
>>32597317>Fill you up until satiatedNot sure if that's possible desu. Will need constant breeding until menopause, at minimum.
>>32597315No, that would feel very gross
>>32597345What I'm a skinny fuck what eating disorder
>>32597354>Im also guessing more bodyfat leads to higher libido on womanNtaWhy?
>>32597346why does every guy say they want a bpd gf then when they actually get me they just reject me. and they you say stuff like this which just confuses me
>>325973569 times out of 10 it ain't all it's chalked up to be
>>32597357On a scale of 1-10 how much are you ovulating today
>>32597356Sad for you, I got my first blowjob when I was like 8 and I kissed a probably 16 year old female McDonald's employee when I was there with my friends for Halloween. The McDonald's lady then introduced me to her middle aged male manager who took me back into the kitchen, pulled down my pants and started sucking my penis while he jammed his fingers up my butt. It was an experience that made me the man I am today.
how do guys feel about girls with really sharp canine teeth? like- abnormally sharp on both the top and bottom? Ive got them and iits apparently off putting T^T
>>32597359You're obsessing over your body. Before you know it you'll have a bunch of weird restrictions and rules for food in order to "helo you get bigger" but it's actually just neuroticism. Watch yourself and cut this shit out.
>>32597360More bodyfat = body is feeling safe and plentifull in nutrition = breeding season
>>32597366I had my teeth filed into fangs
>>32597028F. Pic rel.>>32597338Well I can't prove you wrong definitively. Hope you get that robot and give it a robobaby.
>>3259736420 billion
>>32597363I don't believe you.
>>32597366um, cute?
>>32597333Because they know their audience.
>>32597269I looked it upMost popular porn category was "Lesbian."Trannies were all the way down at 7. And keep in mind that also includes so called FTMs
>>32597371Is that how many innocent people you've personally committed genocide against?
>>32597368You do mean "to a point" though right. Like we're not trying to imply that clinically obese women are hornier than women with a BMI of 22.
>>32597366HotPost close up pic>>32597371Sending you my 20 billion sperm cells Do with them as you pleaseOr with me
>>32597377mhm :D
>>32597361Time often dulls down the painful aspects of memories. The further away you are from a relationship, the easier it is to gloss over the bad and focus solely on the good.
>>32597366>iits apparently off puttingwho told you that, it sounds cute
>>32597366If you accidentally tear into my flesh while biting me I'll understand that it was just an accident.It WAS just an accident, right?
>>32597378Yeah of course Like its known thst if women get too lean they lose their periods and shit That cant be good for their libido either
>>32597276>she puts her ass on his backThere's no way I could avoid a boner if I were him.
>>32597361NtaThey want the fun parts without having to deal with the mental illness part
>>32597364Not sure if I'm ovulating yet or if my period is still wrapping up, hard to really tell with the last few days. But I never really notice much changes in my horniness regardless, I'm just always horny desu.
>>32597381It's the opposite with my math teacher who forced me into a "relationship" with him where he would give me "private lessons" in his office that involved him rubbing his penis all over me.
>>32597383yes totally ;)
>>32597367I've known this for years and it hasn't changed my eating habits at all, the only rule for getting bigger is to eat more and I don't have the appetite for that.>cut this shit out.To what end? It's a hard fact, do you want me to pretend they I'm not what I am?
>>32597387i swear if the fun parts are "sex" then is it every guy just wants to use me?
>>32597282Loser
>>32597364I know this wasn't for me but I'm on day 2 of my period right now and any mention of the menstrual cycle is sending me into a rage. This is so fucking stupid why does it HURT WHEN IT'S WORKING PROPERLY
>>32597393Fuck you, maybe I'll just be a virgin forever instead then. It really seems like those are the only two options.
>>32597391I want you to use your eyesand get better at guestimating bicep sizes because apparently you suck at it.
>>32597397boo hoo, poor you
>>32597400I hate you.
>>32597349>being deeply miserable feels so insanely goodCareful that you don't become addicted to the darkness, or it will consume you
>>32597393i dont think a guy paying for escorts makes him a loser, but its so easy to have a hookup for free that i dont understand why he doesnt do that instead? plus he just wants a blowjob and not sex?
>>32597399I do not suck at it, I've measured my own, and I can see that chicks have similar size arms to me. Are you trying to gaslight me or some shit?
Women should be replaced with femboys.
>>32597396Relax femanon the fun part of it is soonIn meantime a warm pad for you >>32597388An always horny girl is definitely good, need one for myselfTbh i thought when im gonna get older my libido is gonna calm down but i still feel horny 3 times per day and its uhhh, distracting sometimesEspecially when i come home from gym all sweaty, stinky and with pre in my underwear because i spoke with some cute girl
>>32597226You're working up to becoming bi, but the conditioning hasn't been 100% yet.
>>32597410>and I can see that chicks have similar size arms to meI don't think you can man.The only women I can think of who would have a bicep of that size are large, fat, or athletes.
>>32597406>its so easy to have a hookup for freeDo you know where you are anon?
>>32597413>RelaxEat shit
>>32597270You won't make Wheyfu status at this rate
>>32597396I honestly kinda believe that women are made to be in pain. Between periods, childbirth, being the weaker sex, reproduction having historically been primarily through rape, etc., it feels like women were just kinda put on this earth to suffer and periods are just a monthly reminder of that/training to get used to it. Sometimes it pisses me off thinking of all the pain we go through as women, but also I'm a masochist so if I'm horny enough, the thought of being born to suffer kinda turns me on lol. >>32597413>Especially when i come home from gym all sweaty, stinky and with pre in my underwearHot. Love the idea if a guy being all gross and sweaty then making me blow him.
>>32597404I'm 35 anon, I've earned the right to self-destruct
>>32597287That's hot. I bet short guys get jealous when they see you two out
>>32597376There is a country where trannies at top 1. Which means men are potentially bisexual with highest attraction to femmen over women, its all a matter of exposure and culture not "genes"
What to do if the girl I like is an evil 4chan poster.
>>32597428Find a new crush. You can't handle me, anyways.
>>32597208I called you buttslut because I thought you'd get jokingly mad. Sorry if I hurt your feelings.
>>32597428wife her up
>>32597421That would imply life has meaning and isn't some random accident of chance. I suffer because I was born I was not born to suffer.
Men would you date an actress?
>>32597430I'm not jokingly mad. I'm genuinely mad that I'm not getting my butt fucked.
>>32597433Sure, why not
I am the world's WORST watermelon cutter that has ever existedif I posted a pic of the result, you would think a drunken animal attacked it
>>32597433M, yesI went out with a girl who acted in local plays and did some commercials, she was very sweet
>>32597421Im very musky after gymDespite always taking shower before said gym lolNgl I wouldn't mind burying my face in a big butt after a workout
>>32597437Is any of it on the floor?Is there any blood?No to both?You successfully cut a watermelon.
>>32597433only if no sex scenes/ kiss scenesthere's just no way I would be ok with itget a body double
>>32597360Okcupid had data on this. I think it was "athletic" women who were horniest.
>>32597433Yes but preferably one that does like theater and is lowkey about it, not an famous actress from hollywood where they have to suck someone off to get a role
>>32597428Evil how?
Slicing open a watermelon for femanon because shes just so clumsy
>>32597028>>32597311>>32597334The incel/slut pairing.The ultimate "so bad it's good" combo and the staple classic since the Epic of Gilgamesh (2100–1200 BC).
>>32597372Motivated reasoning
Cutting a hole in a watermelon and inserting my penis into it
>>32597442BUT IT'S SO BADI CRAVED IT LIKE A SCULPTURE
Would you date someone who got that eye color changing procedure where they turn brown eyes blue?
>>32597433>local community theaterYES>film and televisionMeh.
>>32597426Which country?
>>32597454No, that's psychotic.
>>32597452>male """humor"""
>>32597333fetish fuel
>>32597454One of Mengele's patients?
>>32597429NTA. Are you able to focus your evil into pegging?
>>32597454personally no. it shows how theyre willing to take huge risks because of their desire to look a certain way/their insecurity. (F)
>>32597454Sounds a bit weird but sure As someone with blue/grey eyes though I'm jealous of how brown eyed people can see in the sun more easily, it's really not practical
>>32597452Basedhttps://youtu.be/IRglRW_9HAc
i don't like having anal sex. it's a hassle and it doesn't feel as pleasant as PIV. unfortunately, i HAVE TO have anal sex because my butt gets hungry and if i don't shove something inside, i start to go stir crazy. i'm being held hostage by my butt. i do not have a choice in the matter. when i hit a certain limit, i'm forced into doing it, and i am completely unable to climax without it. anal sex is unique cause even thinking about it pisses me the fuck off and i want to kill somebody, but i also immediately feel desperate to do it. it is a very insane way to live, it makes me feel like a nutjob.how big of a deal is this in terms of having a healthy sexual relationship with guys in the future? i know some aren't into butt stuff which would probably be a dealbreaker, but i feel like this is over the top to a point where even guys with a passing interest might be freaked out by my behavior.
>>32597434I would at most hit you with a sticknever call the cops on you, that's fuckedup
>>32597464No. The only butthole I like to be involved in sex is my own.
>>32597453I once carved a picture of Jackie Onassis on a watermelon and called it a jackie-o lantern because I thought my mom would think it was funny
>>32597458I think it was some latin american country. Argentina or Brazil
>>32597454no, in fact, all plastic surgeries are red flags
>>32597454No, ick
>>32597461I'm NTA, however I did try this with a few different fruits when I was 18-19. It's not necessarily a joke.
I wouldn't date (long term) a girl with bbl / fake boobs eitherI would rather see her with her mosquito bites walking around in a cute nice dress confident in being beautiful due to her face, and not some boltons in front>>32597468>Calm down JHOn a serious note, no, dudes mostly wont care, if you prep and get the required lube im guessing majority of men wont mindIs your pussy working correctly?
>>32597468Friend Material
>>32597454Why thoughProbably not I don't think I want to date someone who'd blow money on stupid cosmetic procedures instead of something important or at least fun.
>>32597474neither have that lol
>>32597415You know how fucking small that is? And that's at full flex too. 12 inches is tiny when it's wrapped into a circle.
Shortstack gf who has extremely high sex drive
>>32597110>I meant what work are you doing kekMostly just warehouse kind of shit sadly
I really really want to bie a man during sex. like i wanna get fucked lovingly while i bite into hsi shoulders and chest. thena fterwards id clean them off and make sure they dont hurt too bad for him and cuddle with him while i tell him how much i love him :(
>>32597479correctly might be a stretch, but it works fine, i feel pleasure from it, it's just like i have a secondary, evil libido on top of my regular one and it lives in my butt.
>>32597460>>32597463>>32597465>>32597466>>32597476>>32597477What IF said person actually looks better with blue eyes?
>>32597422Be careful what you wish for anonI was once like you, tempted by the allure of darkness and self-destructed to bring myself closer to it, but think I drove myself mad in the process and you can never truly recover. Studies show when you have a severe mental health episode it actually does permanent damage to your brain, and increases the likelihood of more episodes, it's like quicksand. I'm just warning you>>32597470Thanks anon>>32597485I was doing that too a bit, hope it's not too backbreaking bro
>>32597426>There is a country where trannies at top 1. Which means men are potentially bisexual with highest attraction to fem men over womenHow does that logically follow? Guys in one country like trannies so the whole world has higher attraction to fem men over women?
>>32597452I've heard of a dude doing this and then having a mid nut, he buried it out of shame but it grew and his family ate it.
>>32597421>reproduction having historically been primarily through rapeWhy do men make up shit like this lol
>>32597488I'd still say no, good for them ig but i find the though of them going to such lengths a bit off putting. couldnt they just wear contacts?
>>32597482
>>32597417well i already offered to suck his dick for free but his too far away from he
>>32597468Most guys don't really care for it
>>32596896based
>>32597486I wouldn't mind that>>32597487I love how you phrase thatLike i said, most of the guys are aware some girl want to get buttfucked, and have encountered anal in porn beforeI personally have total fetish around female butts but dont feel the "need" to fuck said butt.BUTT:if a girl asked nicely while fluttering her eyelashes to me, i would fuck her ass for as long and hard as she wants
>>32597486I would love this.
>>32597499Get some standards anon...>>32597488Better is subjective >>32597495Didn't anon say they were a woman
>>32597483Ok I just went and checked because I'm invested now. My bicep is 9.75 inches at full flex and you're neurotic.
>>32597495I'm not a man.
>>32597499Euro?
>>32597505<3
>>32597495youtube
>>32597468i would fuck your butt so much your internal conflict about it goes away and you don't even miss vaginal
>>32597492There isn't a gene for attraction to trannies or men so it's a matter of culture and exposure which means most men have a potential to be a lil gay
is it weird that when other girls talk about things i talk about in this thread i feel jealous and like somebody is stealing things from me? i feel like the feeling is natural but its misplaced here but i don't know where it belongs. why am i all "hey quit that, hands off", this is atoga...
>>32597486Sounds great. Bite damage is way more intimate and sexy than nail scratch damage BY THE WAY.
>>32597514>Mate guarding for attention onlineDamn you are crazyLets fuck
>>32597506>Get some standards anon...i like virgin men>>32597509sydney
>>32597514"Pick me" or "main character" behavior.Politely, get over yourself.
>>32597498Brazilian men are utter failures.I'm the original anon you were talking to btw, not >>32597474
>>32597514When someone else mentions one of my interests, but they go about it all wrong, I get scared that someone who knows some of my patterns might think that other person is me.
>>32597498>Japan>JapaneseAin't no way they're actually specifying japanese when just typing their fetish in japanese would give primarily japanese results without having to specify nationality. I feel like those results are a lot of westerners using vpns in hopes of getting better japanese results or something. Or guys with an asian fetish who moved to Japan.
>>32597515mhm! :D
>>32597520NTA but brazilian trannies are hot. Western men hate trannies because western trannies are ugly
>>32597518ShitThat is indeed farLol
>>32597488No, still ick. That type of vanity in men in so unattractive
>>32597421I'm just going to say it, periods sound pretty awesome, like I would fucking love if my balls fell off and I grew new ones every month, plus you get to use your sick days and be a huge asshole to people and nobody's allowed to do anything about it? Sign me up, I want to walk up to random women and chew them out and then have everyone go "oh he's on his period ladies, just let him vent!"
>>32597468Do you get those anal spasms that hurt really bad?
>>32597529>plus you get to use your sick daysWho's gonna tell him?
>>32597523Those are the most viewed categories not the most searched ones
>>32597529Kek
>>32597518>i like virgin menWhy lmaoAre you a ho?
MenYou achieve your dreams, attaining glory, recognition by those around you for your intelligence, morality, and courage, even getting the better of death in a brush with it and receiving personal recognition for your heroism from your idol. What do you do with your life after that?
>>32597519no, it's not that, it's a silly knee jerk response. i'm not like, internalizing it as right, it's just like "lol why is that muscle memory there".
>>32597529You would love it if it felt like your balls were full of red hot iron for 4 days of every month? Weirdo.
>>32597471Oh, you're not evil, JH.
>>32597507I think we're both just sticks then. No matter which way you slice it those are tiny numbers.
>>32597508Then you're just silly.
>>32597498d-do russian women really?
>>32597502>BUTT:shut up!!! shup! up! anyway.would it be bad if she was like, annoyed and snappy about it. like ugh. please!! come on!! don't fuck with me!!! AAGH because that's more how it feels than batting my eyelashes while saying pretty please with a cherry on top>>32597532the ones where the sphincters close so tight it hurts? not often, but i know the feeling.
>>32597537I follow Napoleon's example AND I LOSE EVERYTHING.
>>32597538You're doing it thoughJustifying it is just a step further
>>32597513That's even more true for women though
>>32597537War fucking sucks and dying in a trench while having my feet rot off of me is NOT going to make it ever "pretty"No matter how many times rich elites from my country are going to say "its a heroic sacrifice" while they sit tea at home and bang lonely wives of soldiers
>>32597537Keep marching into combat for as long as I can. Greatness sleeps for no one.
>>32597546>would it be bad if she was like, annoyed and snappy about it. like ugh. please!! come on!! don't fuck with me!!! AAGH because that's more how it feels than batting my eyelashes while saying pretty please with a cherry on topnta but that would be so hot
>>32597545Moving to Kazakhstan I guess
>>32597526NTA. You were about to drop ~2k on a hooker. Buy a plane ticket instead.
>>32597529>plus you get to use your sick daysUnfortunately women are expected to go about their days as usual and not even so much as imply that they may be in extreme pain. Honestly it's part of the reason I wanna be a housewife. I don't wanna have to work through extreme pain or risk getting fired due to too many sick days. I wanna be able to bleed in peace and nap on those days.
>>32597548when you have your phone in one hand and a fridge item in the other hand, do you genuinely think the phone belongs in the fridge when you put it there? or did your brain just get turned around for a moment?you don't need to hunt for deep character flaws around every single corner. be more forgiving with yourself and others.
>>32597498Most men do like anal sex after all
>>32597545for me its lesbian and trans x cis (still lesbian i guess)
>>32597546>Pretty please with a cherry on topYeah if you did that to me i would grab you with both hands by your buttcheeks, pick you up and directly carry you to closest furniture i could bang you on
>>32597558Those are the most degenerate countries in the world
>>32597559ywnbaw
>>32597420nooooo!>>32597437In case you weren’t aware, I just watched this video to learn how to cut fruit. Time stamp is 22:03 for watermelon cause the video is kind of cringe. But it helped me and I hope it does for you too.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VjINuQX4hbM&pp=ygUYZXBpY3VyaW91cyBjdXR0aW5nIGZydWl0
>>32597543No matter which way you slice it you should stop wasting time comparing your body to other bodies and use that time to improve your body instead if you are unhappy with it.
>>32597555Im also not that original guy whos obsessed with blowjobsJust a horny lonely guy in eu who also happens to be a virginMaybe could be worth to get a plane ticket for a femanon, so we can Explore amsterdam togheter and then bang like rabbits lok
>>32597525Bro, have you seen Brazilian women? There are a few at my uni, absolutely gorgeous women.
>>32597558Wym mostIrs like 5 countries Are you colorblind
>>32597557This isn't the same thing as a brain fartI'm not calling you a bitch I'm saying "watch the fuck out and don't indulge these feelings or you will become a bitch".
>>32597498>MILFWhich country is that? I'm moving there when I'm 40
>>32597545Based western gals watching lesbian
>>32597570i'm saying you're overreacting, and maybe you should watch out for that behavior where you accuse others of having major character flaws or you might become a bitch yourself.
>>32597571Afghanistan
>>32597468I'd be absolutely fine with this, but I'm wary of coming across as too enthusiastic about wanting to do a woman's butt.Would she resent me for it?
>>32597571>Which country is that ngmi
>>32597491>I'm just warning youI do appreciate that but I don't think there's much I stand to lose
>>32597574Starting to think I was definitely right if this is how you're reacting
>>32597498>>32597558>>32597569JH's rim belongs to the Nords
>>32597567ive never been to amsterdam, or europe before. is the plan to get me high and then fuck all night?
>>32597525If you look at all the famous crossdressing cultures like Brazil or Thailand and they don't have fancy surgery or estrogen injections, aside from already being androgynous they also shave and take care of their skin, they don't throw a skirt on a six foot tall square jawed German barbarian descendant and then inject some horse piss and call it good.
>>32597556Housewives also have to keep working when sick or in pain - childcare and household duties are still work, you can't skip taking care of your kids for days when you have no other childcare set up.
Thursday theres a super cool concert im looking forward to...Probably gonna be some alt cuties in the audience tooAny advice on chatting up a girl during a show
Anyone here use clip on earrings? Do they hurt, and how easy is it to knock them off?
>>32597539>>32597556Please you whiners, I've worked with women doing manual labor in the summer and while discussing this shit over beers they all agreed that working overtime digging ditches was way worse than any period they ever had.
>>32597584Just do itYou have a built in conversation starter.I like talking to people in line and acting like we're friends when I run into them again afterwards lol.
>>32597581High is optionalFuck all night is mandatoryIt could be arranged
>>32597582>don't have fancy surgery or estrogen injectionsReally? How do their men manage to look like women? Metamorphosis? Kek. >they don't throw a skirt on a six foot tall square jawed German barbarian descendant Idc. It's all men who larp as women and women who larp as men. There aren't "good ones"
>>32597588Obviously a whole body workout in 80+ degree heat fucking sucks. But you know what you can do? Walk away and stop shoveling.
>>32597579i'm reacting in a really normal way to being told that i'm going to become a bitch if i keep... having a pang of jealousy out of nowhere i can't understand? how does it even make sense?i won't argue any more about it, i'm just saying, it's rude to say that, and it's not very well thought out either.
>>32597587f, i dont, i have my ears pierced properly, but there was this nurse i knew who wore them and it didnt look comfy when she took them off, like it looked irritated. proper piercings arent that painful if you get them done professionally. highly recommend
>>32597583I know that women in this thread only date deadbeats, but every time my mom got sick my dad would basically pull double duty and take over as much childcare and housework as possible until she got better, and I do the same thing with my wife and so does every other married guy I know.Meanwhile you can literally be hospitalized and every woman you know will be sending you snark about "man flu"
>>32597587I find it depends on the clamp style, but I'm pretty sensitive and they generally do hurt my ears. They hold well enough. I prefer screwbacks, I can adjust them to where they don't hurt but still hold well. I've only ever lost one.
>>32597594Yes that is what I am saying.That jealousy is not a normal reaction.
>>3259759380 degrees is hot for you guys??
>>32597589YeahIts kinda hard to sometimes force self to interact with strangersBut i had situations when it just randomly happened.Or sometimes a cute girl is standing behind me in crowd, ill turn around and she smiles nicely.Then im mad at myself for not starting conversation
>>32597582NTA but according to the stats Thai men don't even watch tranny porn. All their categories are heterosexual. I also heard they charge trannies for sex not the other way around lol
>>32597565Btw if you change the url to https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VjINuQX4hbM&t=1320s the video will start at the timestamp.
>>32597588the discomfort of a period varies from woman to woman, and week to week. digging a ditch for a new septic tank was worse than all but the WORST periods i've ever had, but no single act of labor is worse than EVERY period i've ever had, which really is the actual thing we should be measuring.
>>32597587Idk but one time I got this big loop one from a dollar store and it hurt like a BITCH and pinched hard but felt pretty stable. Idk if they're the same as the ones you're referring to though.
>>32597601I live in New England people run their ACs when it's in the 60s>>32597602Most things worth doing are kinda hard man
>>32597599yeah. i said as much in the opening post, dumbass.
>>32597582>they don't have fancy surgery or estrogen injectionsThey do. I know a brazilian transwoman and she got over 40 surgeries
I like when girls have small tiny earrings, and i wouldnt mind if she had none so i could kiss her earlobe
Lol I literally passed out in social studies because of the worst period I've ever had
Men is it a dealbreaker if a woman doesn't wear jewelry?
>>32597576i mean, if she wants that, i don't think you can be too enthusiastic...
>>32597583>childcare and household duties are still work, you can't skip taking care of your kids for days when you have no other childcare set up.I mean yeah, but those are things I'd have to do regardless. If I'm feeling sick and my choices are "care for my hypothetical kids" or "go to work AND care for the kids," I'd rather the former. Also kids aren't gonna fire you if you're a bit lazy and order take out and skip mopping the floor on days you don't feel well. >>32597588>they all agreed that working overtime digging ditches was way worse than any period they ever had.I'm sure it does suck, I'm not saying it doesn't. I'm just saying it's probably worse when combined with a period. Like if digging sucks, imagine having to do it while also being nauseous and weak in the legs from pain. Though also periods vary from person to person, and while some people just get minor discomfort, others regularly pass out or vomit. I assume the latter group wouldn't be in a job that requires physical labour for safety reasons, so the sample group may be biased.
>>32597611>she
>>32597614Not at all (Unless you refuse to wear a ring if we get married).
is it a big deal if i have zero piercings? not even my ears? i don't want to pierce them either. is that a big issue for guys? i don't like the idea of having a tiny hole in my skin that's constantly trying to grow back together.
>>32597614>>32597620Who cares
>>32597606>tfw no strong hardworking dedicated ditch-digger gf with a thoughtful and wise sense of perspectiveWhy live?
>>32597614Refer to this>>32597612But no, not a single man minds that, its just what girls do to impress eachotherWe have like 10 other things we would be looking at in a girls "look" before we look at earrings.But i can tell you with 100% of certainty that there ARE men who can get an ick if someone wears too much jewellery, has gauge piercings (i hate that personally)
how do you claw your way out of the hole of having no social life (and not having had one for half a decade) in your mid 20s?
>>32597620Most men prefer no piercings, earrings are simply the only acceptable one.
>>32597617She passes flawlessly after all the 40 surgeries (not counting other cosmetic work)
>tfw no gf to cook the best damn dinner for then eat her out later, then carry her to the shower to clean up all her messIt's all just so tiring, you know? God forbid a man just wanna make someone happy.
>>32597610Do you understand what jealousy is? Or what "main character energy" is? Because I don't think you're getting what I'm getting at here. For clarity's sake can you describe in your own words what main character energy(negative connotation) is? Or what a pick me is?This jealousy is coming from somewhereEither you think you don't measure up (pick me) or you think you're better than people who are getting things you think you deserve (main character energy)If that's not the case feel free to explain your feelings instead of basically just going "nuh uh you're just a bitch".
>>32597592>how do their men look like womenBrazilians and the Thai already have a high number of androgynous men who can pass as women if they grow their hair out and throw on a dress. From there some of them get cosmetic surgeries if they're really into it, all the hormones and drugs that trannies insist they need are pertty much unknown. The hard reality is that crossdressing is a lot like having a great head of hair, you can style it and use all kinds of products, but most of it is just down to genetics beyond your control.
>>32597625get hobbies not just anything, stuff that can make you a socially active center
>>32597620Nah, piercings are for women, not men.
Reading this thread made me realize I think all I actually want out of a relationship with a woman is for me to be the only guy she talks to about certain stuffI wanna be the guy some girl bitches about her periods too in graphic detail>>32597614No, who cares>>32597620It's not a big deal but it sounds like an interesting thing to talk about
>>32597631>Brazilians and the Thai already have a high number of androgynous men who can pass as women if they grow their hair out and throw on a dress. From there some of them get cosmetic surgeries if they're really into it, all the hormones and drugs that trannies insist they need are pertty much unknown.You're literally delusional. There isn't such thing and men can't grow boobs naturally unless they are obese. These trannies have large boobs, female fat distribution and feminine faces. ALL acquired through surgery and HRT. SRS for trannies was invented in Thailand for a reason
>tfw no femanon gf that gets unreasonably jealous when another woman talks to me>Tfw no femanon who would pull me by my shirt in such situation and angrily say through her teeth "we are going home", then hate fuck me at home while slapping my face
>>32597628Changing one's appearance doesn't change one's essence.
>>32597597I doubt your father took the week off work every time your mom was on her period so she could do nothing but rest and nap while he took care of 100% of the housework and child rearing. If she was a housewife, most of the responsibilities probably still fell on her even if she was on her period or sick. Which is not unreasonable, by the way.Obviously my husband helps more if he knows I'm tired, in pain or sick; but he has a job and other responsibilities, and can't be in two places at once.>>32597616If you're not a housewife you probably have someone who takes care of your kids during the day while you're at work - those people could take care of the kids while you rest if you're sick.Obviously you don't really have that set up if you're the sole/primary caretaker of your kids. Recently I babysat for my friend because she had pneumonia and while her husband was at work she was unable to take care of her small children.
>>32597620It can be hot if they have an eyebrow piercing or something but it's just a fashion choice who cares. My dad has a pierced lobe I don't associate ear piercings with attractiveness all I think is "which one is the gay ear again?"
>>32597641Yeah he is a gay men trying to sleep with straight men but does a convincing larp. Even his voice is feminine and there are voice changing surgeries for trannies nowadays
>>32597638>I wanna be the guy some girl bitches about her periods too in graphic detailI literally never want to hear about this shit.
>>32597629poor baby, youll find someone i promise :)
>>32597583>>32597642>exaggerating housework like it's this hard unironicallyjust stop
>>32597629I know this feel bro :(
>>32597633>i'm reduced to fishing for connection at some club or workshop as a grown-ass man>meanwhile there are people my age building on a network they've been working on for a decade in some form or another, or starting a familyfucking bullshit. the jealousy really overtakes me sometimes
>>32597648Nta but when's the last time you took care of a 2 year old by yourself
>>32597650>some club or workshopuh noif you're not hosting the club or workshop you're done, get over it
>>32597623Anon the woman I dug the most ditches with was a burly lesbian who could have introduced herself as a man and most people wouldn't have questioned it. That said yes she was fun to hang out with and I'd have totally gone fake-gay for her.
>>32597625f, i have 2 irl friends. one was a work colleague but i havent seen him in over a year (last time was when i was in the psych ward). my other friend i met on a different board and i meet up with her every couple of weeks and send her funny stuff that i see. i met my gf through discord last year. if you dont want to meet people online, maybe try meetup, i used to go to a japanese group when i was trying to learn it but literally none of the people there would speak japanese. it was so bizarre.
>>32597630i don't want to have a pedantic definition-athon with you. i know what both terms mean.why did you jump to a conclusion like "she's a self absorbed bitch"? why is it somehow less appropriate when i say your behavior is rude, the only difference being that you shot first? i had a funny pang of jealousy that doesn't belong. we are not machines. that happens all the fucking time. sometimes i get a little horny eating lunch or a sneeze makes me feel sad. misfiring emotions are a very human phenomenon, if you pay attention to yourself, it's biological, and it's involuntary.being judgemental, and accusing a stranger of being generally bad, that's not biology or involuntary, that's a choice you made. i made no such choice. think about why you did that or not, but i don't want to talk to you anymore, because i don't think you listen to others or reflect on your actions.
>>32597648It can be fairly hard depending on what you have on your plate.Taking care of 2-3 small children, cleaning a large house, doing laundry for 5 people, cooking 3 meals for 5 peoeple, taking care of a garden and animals is more physically taxing than your average office job.
All i want in thsi world is some attention from a guy. I dotn care what kind of attention it is i just want all of it 24/7. its seriously becoming an issue to where in my past relationships ive started arguments just because i wanted him to aknowlege me, even if he was yelling at me for being unreasonable. attention is like a fucking drug to me. i dont know how to stop.
>>32597629your fantasy is genuinely cringe
>>32597605I never learnt how to timestamp urls so thank you for that>>32597608>I live in New England people run their ACs when it's in the 60sDamn, that’s like a chilly day for me. At least for me, 95 is when it starts to get hot, especially now during the summer when it was like 70% humid yesterday. It’s really not fun.>>32597627I love jewellery, but yeah, in terms of piercings, earrings are enough for me. I know a few people with nose piercings and while I don’t say anything about it, I just don’t understand the appeal.
>>32597667BPD my favourite flavor of woman
>>32597667insane in the membrane
>>32597667I was going to say "moid hands", but this actually sounds like something a woman would say.
god please send me a perverted exhibitionist gf who sends me covert nudes from public places ahhhh
>>32597670Are you back in shartstralia
>>32597642>If you're not a housewife you probably have someone who takes care of your kids during the day while you're at work - those people could take care of the kids while you rest if you're sick.Eh, it's only a few years where I have to care for them the entire day. Once they're like 5 or so, they'd be off to school. And even if I did want to work, I'd be taking off those first couple years to be with the child since that time is important for their development. Of course, even if I'm a housewife, I wouldn't be able to just nap all day when I don't feel well. But families are more forgiving than employers. I'll still have to do work around the house, but no one is gonna fire me if I just half-ass the bare minimum then curl up on the couch until the painkillers kick in (unless I marry a total dick who would threaten divorce over that, but ideally I'd marry a man who experiences empathy). Meanwhile performing poorly due to period cramps could reflect badly on you at work. Hell, it would be taboo to even mention your period as the reason. If anything, those days when I'm at home with my kids cramping and miserable would be a good time to teach them that sometimes people don't feel good and we have to be kind and patient with them.>"Mommy's tummy hurts today, so let's play something where mommy can sit down. You know how it feels when you get a tummy ache? Mommy feels like that, so let's be a good boy/girl today so mommy's tummy can rest."
>>32597645You don't want to be the one person she can talk to about it?
>>32597676Have been since around Christmas
>>32597667are you over 30
>>32597679>>32597638I tried to show my boyfriend some pussy mucous and he said it was gross
>>32597679>implying women don't talk to their girlfriends about it firstand I have to say, muh "IM THE ONLY ONE WHO GETS TO ... " is the most pitiful standard for "romance" I've ever heard. I don't know why so many people are excited or flattered by that.
>>3259768423 -_-
>>32597668What's your fantasy then, big man?
>>32597691you consider that a fantasy? might as well tell me "im the only one who gets to see her SHIT XD"
>>32597446Uncaring and cold as ice. Sorry I was scared she was here.
today at gym there was this blonde stacy, caked up in makeup, doing some very light exercisingShe looked pretty damn hot i have to admit, even though her makeup was completely overdone (made her face almost orange like the bri'ish makeup lol)Some people are just so genetically blessed, because i know for a fact she has no idea about exercising, but had very nice figure, with nice sized butt, small waist and flat stomach (with a tiny lower tummy bulge that only added to appeal)I think she glanced at me couple times, was probably weirded out that i looked at her but i tried my best to not be obvious and just continued on with my own exerciseSo yeah, femanons if you ever saw some creepy dude looking at you too much i have to apologize, it was me.But its out of admiration, not from malice
>>32597620>zero piercingsBased
>>32597620Nah I want a gf with pierced nipples
Its 6 am should i eat food or go to sleepI didn't sleep yet
>>32597678>it's only a few yearsIf you have 2-3 kids it's probably going to be almost a decade of your life when you're expected to be able to take care of them pretty much the whole time - night, day, sick, healthy, 365 days a year, 24 hours a day, no real time off.Also the idea that your kids will be great just because you ask them is a bit optimistic, from the prospective of someone who works with kids. There are kids that are able to self regulate enough to be gentler on a bad day, but especially smaller kids are not able to. It's easier to explain you're not feeling great to your boss than it is to explain that to a one year old.I'm not saying it's bad to be a housewife, just it's not that much easier to be a housewife and it comes with its own set of challanges.
Why do I prefer the chase more than the success of getting a girlfriend or even getting a girl's number?I feel more happy/content getting them to be interested in me, but when i get in a relationship, i flounder and stop caring or feeling interested? how do i unlearn this, ladies and men?
>>32597702my nipples are infuriatingly sensitive as things stand, i would not risk making them more sensitive for ten trillion dollars. plus i want to breastfeed my kids and piercings can cause complications.
>>32597686>muh "IM THE ONLY ONE WHO GETS TO ... "To each his own I guess. Being the only guy she talks to about something is appealing to me in an irreducible way, if you don't get it then you just don't I guess. Put "romance" it quotation marks if you must but it is what it is.>>32597685That's a shame.
>>32597703Your whole continent should fuck off
>>32597707Ring any bells for you?https://youtu.be/PktB0bxo2oQ?si=ws3YuGd_Rg9bpP_U
>>32597709>To each his own I guess. Being the only guy she talks to about something is appealing to me in an irreducible way,It says to me that you put women on a pedestal. This is how someone might feel about a celebrity, not a normal person.
>>32597712This but all foreigners everywhere all the time forever.
>>32597707I felt that very recently with a girl i was meetingIm like 99% sure shes dtf, but on other hand she seems kind of like a slut and I don't see myself being with her in LTR in any waySo whats the point.Sure she has nice ass and fat tits to motorboat, but she also said she wants to get knocked up and get kids, and i dont think im ready for that kind of commitment
>>32597716>>32597712Incredibly rude atogansBad vibes!
>>32597690you're a baby sis, the world is your oyster. enjoy the infinite possibilities available to you.
>>32597708>Tfw no femanon with extremely sensitive nipples to tease her until she begs me to fuck her
>>32597708>tfw no femanon with extremely sensitive nipples to stimulate until she cums from her nipples alone
>>32597706>If you have 2-3 kids it's probably going to be almost a decade of your life when you're expected to be able to take care of them pretty much the whole time - night, day, sick, healthy, 365 days a year, 24 hours a day, no real time off.I'd probably have a small family and probably try to have them close together so some of those years might end up overlapping. >Also the idea that your kids will be great just because you ask them is a bit optimisticOh I know it wouldn't be that easy and they likely still wouldn't listen right away and would fall back into being loud and rowdy, but with constant redirection, it could be a good teaching moment if nothing else. >It's easier to explain you're not feeling great to your boss than it is to explain that to a one year old.Yeah, but a one year old isn't worried about a bottom line or your productivity. >just it's not that much easier to be a housewife and it comes with its own set of challanges.Yeah I get that, I definitely worry about the "no time off" part of being a housewife. I just think in return, it has a level of flexibility and empathy for you as a human and member of the family that a job doesn't.
>>32597715I would put such a person on a pedestal insomuch as they did the same to me. You can decide to give someone a special place in your life and they can do the same for you. That's what a relationship is to me. I may be retarded though.
>>32597724>>32597727i hate you both and hit you with hammers however. because it's objectively funny, even though it's stupid and i'm angry about it, i am obligated to tell you that they tingled reading this, and we are not friends and i don't like you and i'm pissed off, but like, emotions aside, that's really funny. but fuck you to hell and shut up for eternity in anguish
>>32597720I said fuck off
>>32597735you should hate rape me, anon
>>32597735Grope
>>32597713Kinohead is always good. In a sense though, yeah/ The lyrics and their meaning semi relate to me.I enjoy that I can make a woman invested in me and laugh/want to be around me more, but the thing about it is that I want to just unlearn it at this point and realize that I can't keep this up. There's probably more to the hunt that I might not be seeing. And i kinda don't ant to do this to someone who might be a great match to me.>>32597717I don't mind the commitment someday and I met a girl who was DTF. Could have lost my virginity to her if i wanted to, but I choose not to. She was a huge cannonball that I dodged
>>32597735Of course not dumbass friends dont tease eachother nipples, especially not with their mouths through the thin fabric of their pyjamas
its. only funny the first time.
>>32597735>tfw no femanon with hypersensitive nipples who makes me sign a contract in which I acknowledge that her hypersensitive nipples' primary purpose in life is to provide nourishment to our future children together, and that I am permitted to have only limited provisional access to her hypersensitive nipples only so long as I recognize that my privilege of playtime with the hypersensitive nipples will always be secondary to the future children's needs and that my permission can be revoked at any time for any reasonIt's all so tiresome to live without this. Tiresome!
>>32597694sounds exciting to me if I'm being honest
>>32597620It would be mildly disappointing that I couldn't get her cute earrings as a gift and get to see her wear them, but overall it would be totally fine, wouldn't really bother me at all.
>>32597729>I'd probably have a small family and probably try to have them close together so some of those years might end up overlapping.Even just 2 kids having them a couple years apart it is about 7 years of your life of 24/7 availability until they go to school full time. >but a one year old isn't worried about a bottom line or your productivity. Neither is a boss if you're not giving your all at your job for a day or two. At least, I've definitely had many days when I wasn't at my best and nobody really noticed nor cared.>it has a level of flexibility and empathy for you as a human and member of the family that a job doesn't.Of course. Just saying that when I am not feeling great I'd find it easier to be taking care of children for 8 hours at my job, and then get home, rest and exist at my own speed compared to taking care of children 24 hours a day no matter what. The point of this was just really to say that being a stay at home mom and housewife is not the same as the free time you get when you're a single, child free working adult. It's far more taxing.
hearing men whimper and beg for mercy while i ride them is my only true joy in life desu
>>32597773Can I scream for help
>>32597773this has never happened to me and im not sure it ever will
>>32597773kill yourself
>>32597773Based
>>32597774please do~ ;)
>>32597777El checko
>>32597708>my nipples are infuriatingly sensitive...
god imagine a woman cumming while she gives you a nursing handjob
>>32597779Gracias amiga
god i need a jinx cosplayer gf
God, imagine suffocating in your sleep because a woman wanted to see what would happen if she put her boobs in your face while you slept.
>>32597784do you think you could train her to cum when you do? just from being suckled?
>>32597702the last time i asked about this someone said i shouldnt ruin my inverted nip by getting it pierced.
>>32597795the most merciful way to leave this wretched world, for sure
I love boobies!
>>32597799that's just a matter of tasteI really really like them pointydo you dislike having inverted nipples?
>>32597795i'd love that lowkey
>>32597803I do too, but I hate the people they're attached to.
>>32597797I think that's possible, for sure. I would enjoy the process of training her to cum like that too.
New Fear Unlocked:>a woman puts her nipple in my mouth while I'm sleeping to see what happens, then she gets The Ick when I unconsciously start suckling on her
>>32597795I'd rather just use her boobies as a pillow
>>32597809anon, that would be stupid cute...
>>32597804only my right nipple is inverted, my other one is pretty normal. idk honestly. i want to get a bunch of piercings but i think ill stick to just having my ears pierced.but i have seen some really cute star nipple bars and that makes me think "damn that would look good on me"
>>32597809holy shit if that happened i know he would be the one for me
New Fear Unlocked:>a woman puts her nipple in my mouth while I'm sleeping to see what happens, then she is disappointed when I don't unconsciously start suckling on her.
>>32597813how do you feel about your nipples being different?
Women, if I wake up and realize that I'm suckling on your nipple because you put it in my mouth while I was sleeping to see what happens, am I supposed to stop suckling or keep going until I fall back asleep?
>>32597820a little insecure but i dont think guys seem to mind too much, so why should i?
>>32597498Brazil uses xvideos, not phub
>>32597614no
>>32597825I wanna say getting them pierced wouldn't be a bad idea for the sake of symmetry, but i don't want to imply it's a requirement or anything like that.
>>32597620that's actually a green flagpiercings and earrings are body mutilations
State genderIs someone a bad person if they have an urge or a desire to do something bad but force themselves not to act on it vs someone who doesn't have those thoughts in the first place
>>32597812>>32597815god what if i was having a bad dream and didn't suck the nipple for some reason that would be so awful...
>>32597831christcuck
>>32597832"Evil into the mind of God or ManMay come and go, so unreproved, and leaveNo spot or blame behind"We have little to no control over our thoughts. As long as you don't act on those urges you'll be okay :)
>>32597839>a woman being excited to talk to a manGenre: Fantasy
>>32597832F. This is probably a bad take but I think to have bad thoughts and actively choose not to act on them is much more respectable than someone who simply never has those thoughts. Someone who never has such thoughts has never proved their commitment to their morals, and simply is good because it's what's easiest and most natural to them. But someone who does have bad thoughts yet refuses to act on them proves that they'll stick to their morals no matter how hard it may be.
>>32597832f, i mean there can be reasons behind it like mental health issues. my ocd makes me think and have really bad urges, but i know how to not do them.
>>32597840>>32597846It's not just some background thoughts though, it's like there's a part of me that's actively fighting to indulge in depravity, I even enjoy thinking about it sometimes, but at the same time it makes me feel like an animal. Sometimes I feel like I'm fighting a losing battle for morality.
I wish slavery were real, I would buy a slave and hug her a lot
i seriously don't whether or not to cut this girl off because i feel like she's just got me on her hook
girls if a guy said he wanted to hang out and make dinner togetherwhat would you saywe've been on a couple of dates already of course
>>32595896I love boobs and I prefer smaller over big in general. Not saying I dislike large, I'm just saying I do prefer smaller over larger. Also, shorter and thinner girls can pull of smaller boobs more than a taller and larger girl, usually. Like, there are women with smaller boob size that I'd 100% take over larger ones.
State gender.What is the most common reason you break up with, ghost, or reject someone of the opposite gender?
>>32597888M.If they're being dishonest. I can't stand liars.
>>32597888MI'm afraid of commitment
>>32595933If I'm the one being pegged? If it was with a woman I care about, I'd try it out for her if for some reason she wanted to (obviously she's gonna feel nothing so I assume she's doing it once just to see what it's like). Can't imagine me loving it, since I prefer to be in control more.So, more N over YIf her ass is being used? Y
>>32595951Real question, how large can you take it up your ass?
>>32595953I too, saw that twitter thread.
>>32595740Had bad leg cramps when I was going to sleep so now I'm going to terrorize the Europeans :3c
>>32597880well do you like him? hes probably inviting you over for sex so be prepared for that>>32597888f, when they lead me on. i like clear communication and expectations. i get confused by the rest so i dont tolerate it
>>32597901Fuck off, trannoid
>>32597888Too clingy
>>32596172You give the girl a reasonable face, get your gf's attention FAST (you do this fast enough to hold the girl's attention before she walks away), then say to the girl, "Hey, watch this". Then passionately french your gf while visibly grabbing and fondling her ass, and maybe tits. Then you give your gf a good slap in the ass, turn her away from you, then give the girl a nice smirk.
>>32597907not a tranny and glad to see you're still here!
>>32597888MI wake up and can't go back into the same dream
>>32597912>queue the musichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNa1n6Gch7E
>>32596244yes
>>32596244We jerk off to anything really
Women, if you went on a date or two with a guy and then broke it off, and then he asked you what it was that made you break it off, how would you respond? Would you tell him, would you ghost him, would you tell him to fuck off?
>>32596244I wouldn't unless we were actually having sex by that point
>>32596280Its weird that I lived in a time where being a misanthrope was seen as a bad thing to now where being misanthropic means that you might not only be religious but have a higher standard of behavior than the rest of society. There's reasons why men throughout history have become hermits or lived away from society and I hope that I can toil enough to eventually follow them.
>>32596302The culture of a place is the sum total of the behaviors of the people currently occupying it
>>32596971What if he's getting off like 10 times a day? (no, i'm not projecting)
>>32597924nta, but most women who are horny and say shit like that but the get bored incredibly fast after a while, I don't think they actually know how male sexuality works outside of "men like to have a lot of sex" but then they are blown away when they realize they have to have sex everyday or multiple times in one day.
>>32596912My best friend is a girl and I'm a dude. Zero attraction, and zero potential.
>>32596912True, everywhere in the world, even in a lot of eastern european counties, its very weird to have opposite gender friends who are just "friends". Its a weird Americanism (and prehaps even a Frenchism before that) that needs to die, everyone who argues for opposite friendships are just cheaters upset that their avenues of cheating are being cut off.
>>32596912I just think its a mistake to date in this era, you're basically volunteering for emotional abuse but then when it happens everyone is wide eyed, looking around like they never saw it coming.
>>32597541I am the textbook definition of evil.
>>32597060If I edge, the precum oozes. After an edge, if I let it blow, it squirts. The cum will ooze if I get off recently and also if I do it fast enough.
>>32597945In your headcanon maybe.
>>32597167How are you teasing a guy?
>>32597948Like objectively.
>>32597952Uh huh. I kneel for you, demon goddess.
>>32597952nta, but what is your opinion on the wooting snap tap technology?
>>32597954That works.>>32597955You made up that string of words, that doesn't mean anything.
If we should ask politicians their complete voting history why shouldnt we ask women their complete sexual history?
>>32597956>You made up that string of words, that doesn't mean anything.wooting is a keyboard company, and their snap tap technology is a code they added to the keyboard to prevent key press overlapping to do perfect counter strafing in shooter games, specifically competitive shooting games.
>>32597331>rice cakes >my favorite food?? @_@ ??Your taste buds on a diet or something? What do you get from rice cakes?
>>32597960nta, but there are different types of rice cakes not just the dry western ones.
>>32597322hormones?
>>32597959NEEEEEERRRRRRRDDDDDD
>>32597963That doesn't answer my question
>>32597366Horny inducing? Quirks like that are just something more to like about a girl
>>32597959Oh. No opinion, then. I can't pretend to understand the appeal of paying a million dollars for gaming stuff, but if they're making something good that people want, then cool. I wouldn't pay more than ten bucks for a keyboard, though.
>>32597366I like them, time to make you larp as a goblin, vampire, catagirl, or i don't know sharkgirl?
>>32597967>I can't pretend to understand the appeal of paying a million dollars for gaming stuff,200 dollars is 1 million dollars?>I wouldn't pay more than ten bucks for a keyboard, though.I literally own a custom steel keyboard with porcaline keys.
>>32597468Tons of guys love buttstuff, esp. younger guys. If you stuff up your butt, look into buttplugs, and bigger plugs to help you feel more filled. Vibrating ones too are out there. Lots of resources and toys for you and bf to play with and explore. Idk why lament a hungry butt when you can just easily indulge it with cock and dildos and it'll make you feel good. Most guys are gonna be down for this, seriously - it's a hot trait to have
>>32597970NtaWhy?For extra earthquake protection from the weight but compensating for it by making it more fragile?
>>32597486try hickeys?
>>32597957i generally disclose my sex history because its got a lot of trauma in it, so i think my partners that arent hookups should know at least
>>32597970It might as well be a million. But I guess some people like games the way I like toys, and I just need to accept that.
>>32597973minimizing microplastics and plastic dust in my home, as well as it just looks cool and will last much longer than most other keyboards.
>>32597976The most ironic thing about this statement is that I rarely play video games, I mostly program, do ai stuff, and 3d printing/building stuff.
>>32597978Idk I just think wood would be lighter and more practical
>>32597685Kinda odd. Seeing pussy mucus makes me want to lick/eat it
>>32597982wood would be, but finding a wooden keyboard is hard and when you do it costs almost the same as metal so might as well go for the material that could potentially survive a fire. Also, wood has to be varnished now and then and could potentially warp over time due to humidity.
>>32597980Then why buy a gaming keyboard?
>>32597989Who said I own one?
>>32597924>What if he's getting off like 10 times a day? Based imo. Assuming it's not getting in the way of other responsibilities, I'd gladly let him use my body as often as he pleases. If that's literally all my free time, then so be it. I think it'd be nice if there was never a moment where I didn't have his cum in or on me. I want my body constantly being used for his sexual pleasure, with little to no concern for my own. >>32597929I'm a virgin so maybe my tune will change once I actually see how tiring sex is, but rn my ideal would be fucking at minimum once a day. But also I really like the idea of being free use and having my body be used even when I don't want it, so I'd love if the man had a higher libido than me.
>>32597773>beg for mercy while I ride themWtf? Are you raping a gay dude or someone with a gf who isn't you, lol?Idk, the only normal way I can think of is that you're edging him like hell while riding him as he's tied down and he's begging for you to get him off. But the issue is that edging perfectly well only works if the guy's telling you when he's close so that you stop at the right moments, so if this is the case, then causing his own 'misery'. Like, a girl can try guess, but...
>>32597795Honestly, I'd rather die by the hands of someone I love than from some evil murderer. Can't say that's a good or bad thing cuz idk
>>32597812>>32597815nta, responses like this make me love and trust women more than I already do
>>32597990Well now I'm just left wondering why you even asked, if you weren't trying to justify a purchase.
>>32597846what kinda thoughts? Just curious
>>32598001I was curious about your insight on the subject and what you thought the impact of the technology would be on competitive fps games moving forward, what's wrong with that?
>>32598000I'll offset those positive responses and say that, I wouldn't get the ick, but I'd be mad at him for hurting me by sucking my nip, even if it was my fault for jokingly assaulting him like that in his sleep.
>>32598003We have half a dozen gamer gurls ITT who could share more insightful thoughts on the topic than I ever could. I still fucking play GameBoy and use Windows 7.
>>32598006>windowsick>windows 7D: your gonna get hacked one of these daysAlso what gayboy games you luddite?
>>32597880m, he's hoping to fuck. If you're down, prep yourself and bring a condom (ideally he has one already, but if he's dumb and doesn't you need to protect yourself). Outside of that, plan out with him what you're both gonna make, and what you're drinking. Don't forget dessert too. Also remember to not overdo or have high expectations on the food - the best part is the experience with the other person, and making dumb mistakes with a fun person you care about and vibe well with is amazing
>>32597888No chemistry or attraction
>>32597888Mnagging
>>32597917I guess this means women will just ghost.
>>32598008I'll update eventually.>Also what gayboy gamesPic rel are my favorites.
>>32598014Unless he straight up offended me or threatened me directly, I wouldn't ghost him. I'd be honest about our incompatibilities from my perspective.
>>32598015You like puzzle games huh? Only one I've played is Tetris, but good for you I guess. You're practicing for when your 60, retired, and have nothing to do.
>>32597992this is both endearing and hot af. Your future bf will love you
I hate JH.
>>32598004it hurts to suck your nips?>get mad at him even if my faultyou deserve to be lovingly/flirtingly teased by him
>>32598018Puzzle games are a good balance of challenging but relaxing. They aren't an old person thing. So bite me.>>32598020You can suck a dick.
>>32598022>They aren't an old person thing.I, and the core market audience, disagrees. Play some porkymans or something.
>>32598022STUPID SEXY JH
>>32598021Yes, it's very painful. So I don't see why I'd ever even hypothetically put them near anyone's mouth.>you deserve to be lovingly/flirtingly teased by himAs long as he'd put up with my dumb shit like getting mad when it's my fault sometimes, he can tease me all he wants.
JH makes me horny
>>32598026Why? That's weird and gross.
>>32598023I have played Pokemon. I beat Red Version in about eight hours. With ONE POKEMON.>>32598024>>32598026Go write a song about it or something, don't just scream it into the void.
>>32598025can no guy ever play with your boobs them? or can he just fondle around the nips just fine?
>>32598028>redIf its not blue, you're a jew :^)
>>32598029I have small tits, and my nips are pretty big relative to them. It's not particularly pleasant to have them touched in any way. In fact, my insecurities surrounding their size and shape make me prefer they're not involved in sex at all. Like I would keep my top on the whole time, if possible.>>32598030Blue is my little brother's.
>>32597692NTA, but you called it a fantasy first, bucko!
Women, if you knew your male friend was suicidal and you also knew you could save his life by lifting up your shirt for a minute, would you do it?
>>32598032>Blue is my little brother's.I fear for your little brother since he's your brother.
>>32598028JH makes me hornyHer thoughts are never boringPardon my crass But her gamer ass Makes me want to fuck her till the morning
>>32598036Fuck off. I'm proud of him, he's accomplished so much on his own.
>>32598035Sure.
>>32598028Why did you not catch anything else? I find it almost irresistible to not catch anything ine a Pokemon game
>>32598037>rhyming horny and boring That's a bigger stretch than even horse dildos give.>>32598041I wanted to see if I could do it.
>>32598039NTA but he still doesn't talk to you, right?
>>32598035How would I know?
so i'm talking to this girl, but we live in a small town so i'm kind of at a loss for anything to do for a date and i'd like to spend time with her that is outside of a bar but i'm at a total loss on what we should do
>>32598032i think that insecurity isn't uncommon, but I gotta say, most guys will get horny over a woman who got naked for them. For me, id be real sad if a girl never took her top off, cuz its one of the best parts of being with a woman. Pretty certain most guys will agree, and maybe girls too if you swap the situation and have a guy who never wants to take his shirt off for you during sex
>>32598043We exchanged a few words on Christmas. He and his wife have had it rough recently, glad it hasn't made our relationship even worse.
>no foodie gfwhy don't women eat food?
>>32597559>for me its lesbian and trans x cis (still lesbian i guessExcept it's not
>>32598048Rough like divorce or financially, or just life? That's shitty, but I guess it's good you got to talk to him at least. Hopefully things work out for them.
Women I am sniffing my nut sweat
>>32598052Careful, you'll make JH rabid
>>32598049I make and eat lots of food. It just isn't my whole purpose of living.>>32598051She has had more than one miscarriage. They're looking into other options.
>>32598046Dinner date, picnic, movie (not first date), roller skating, bowling, beach/swimming, an adventure downtown going through all the shops like the local book store, ice cream shop, etc.
>>32598047>id be real sad if a girl never took her top offI know, that's why I usually end up taking it off despite not liking to. Nobody can say that I never compromise.>>32598052Well I just showered, so I don't have any sort of sweat to smell. Smelly moid.
>>32598049You think those food images on instagram are mostly taken by dudes? Women are huge foodies
>>32598055>She has had more than one miscarriageThat's terrible. I can't imagine how that must feel for both of them.
>>32598057It's so musky and pungent mmm
>>32598056about half of those are off the list because it's winter and literally below zero right nowalso and when i mean small towni mean small town
>>32597807I love both
>>32598055>I make and eat lots of food. It just isn't my whole purpose of living.what moves you?>>32598058I am a goblin in a goblin's den, if women didn't post online, i wouldn't think there were women on earth
Goodnight y'all
>>32597793She'd probably be gay
STUPID SEXY SQUISHY FAT ASS JH
WomenMy feet get cold in winter even with the heat on but if I put on socks they start sweating and are still kind of cold and the socks get wet with sweatPlease make this stop
>>32597773Mercy from what? It's not like it hurts.>>32597776Poor incel.
>>32598059Exactly, so I just let them know they have my love and they're in my thoughts. I still talk to her once a week, but she's definitely been quieter these past few months. Of course our dad didn't even comment on the bad news. It was the first time we were all together in forever and he didn't even say hi to them.
>>32598037>her gamer assInteresting, I thought she was anti vidya
>>32598061>typing "mmm"What decade is it? And do men like how they smell that much?>>32598064>what moves you?The goal of having a baby.
>>32598070Is your dad a vegetable or something? Or is he just an ass?
>>32598065Gnite.>>32598067Stupid? Die.>>32598068Get better feet, then.
>>32598075Kill me yourself.
>>32598075If I /kill maybe I will respawn with smaller feet and they won't get so cold
>>32598072>The goal of having a babyAren't you like 34 or something? Getting kinda late in the game for that, don't you think?
>>32597392NTA, but the lovebombing feels really good.
>>32598071I'm against "gaming" as a life choice, but playing video games sometimes can be fun.>>32598074An ass. He'll be a vegetable sooner than later, though. Ever since he got a part-time job to help with bills a bit more, he has felt entitled to do absolutely nothing at home. Like he won't even get up to get shit, he won't put shit away, he leaves garbage everywhere, etc. It's terrible.
>>32598082Maybe you should just "forget" to bring him meals once in a while. Let him figure it out.
>>32598076Too much effort.>>32598078I don't think it's worth killing someone over.>>32598079I'm 33, fuckface. And I still have time.
>>32597375Those poor girls are probably grossed out by him
>>32598085noob
>>32598084I'm not dealing with his yelling. That's even more annoying.If he ever tries to hit me again, he's going into hospice, though. Done with that shit.
>>32598085>I still have timeReally? Even if you met a guy tomorrow it would probably be sometime next year before you were actually trying to get pregnant, and you'd be 35 by the time that kid was born. 35 is still alright, but the closer you get to 40 the worse it is, and that's assuming you get pregnant as soon as you start trying. A lot of couples take years to have their first.That's also if you meet a guy tomorrow and he ends up being "the one". Doesn't seem likely to happen this year, let alone tomorrow, given your history.
>>32598072>What decade is it?Onomatopoeia has been a thing for quite some time>And do men like how they smell that much?Only the nuts. Everything else smells like sweat and not the good kind.
>>32598088The fuck, he tried to hit you? What a dick. You should piss in his coffee.
>>32598085I am not responding to JH anymore. Ass too fat.
>>32597667Does all the attention have to be verbal?I work from home for example, so you could cuddle up next to me while I worked.
>>32598082>get up to get shit, heDoes he shit himself or something
>>32598090I won't be discouraged. I will continue to put my best foot forward towards my goal and think positively. If I keep putting in the effort, I'll get there.>>32598091Maybe wash the rest of your body sometimes?>>32598092He has always been abusive, especially when my brother and I were growing up. But it's not like I have a ton of options.
>>32598093Good. Your (You)s would get crushed.>>32598096No, I meant like he won't get up to get his own food or drinks or to put away dishes or get the remote or all that stuff. He'd rather yell from his chair.
>>32598099I do but I sweat it up quickly. But maybe it smells good to chicks, who knows.
>>32598101Oh I misread, I thought it said he won't get up to shit. Dyslexia kicking in again. Is he the black one or is that your mom?
>>32598099Believe it or not I'm actually not trying to discourage you, I'm trying to light a fire under your ass so you stop fucking around with casual shit and start trying to find a guy to knock you up.
Does anybody else hate depressed female NEETs? You have like five different easy outs that you just refuse to take. Fuck off thinking your situation is even remotely bad compared to a male NEET.
>>32598105He's white Portuguese. Don't make this a fucking race thing, though.
>>32598106I've been looking this whole time. You guys make it sound so easy, but it's not.
>>32598107I hate fat women. The one thing you have to do as a woman to be at least mid is not be fat, and they can't even do that.
>>32598101>Your (You)s would get crushed.Intentional. You bitch.
>>32598107very weird to hate people with problems that only affect themselves and not anyone else.
>>32598108I mean I thought you said you were blatina right, and I was just wondering what your parents were. But now I'm more confused.
>>32598110Idk, at a certain point you just have to start propositioning students or something.
>>32598115My mom is mixed Brazilian, my dad is mostly white Portuguese. I always explain that I'm latina/black/white. I thought you were setting up a "oh if he's black he must be stereotypically lazy" sort of thing.
>>32598116They don't want kids anytime soon. I tried dating a 20 year old and, despite how amazingly compatible we were, our life goals didn't line up.
>>32598120No I was just curious. Thanks for clearing it up tho.
>>32598107I'm too busy suffering to care or notice what women are doing
>>32598068low thyroid moment
>>32598068Nag but mine do this too
>>32596474>Men, I'm sitting in bed dressed like a goth porn star right now, but when I go outside I dress like adam sandler. AMA.>tfw she knows what a goth pornstar looks like
>>32596474>, but when I go outside I dress like adam sandler.I find this unacceptable
Women, is chest hair on men a bad thing? I keep hearing mixed responses
Women would you date a man who hates being perceived because he's such an eyesore that you can barely call him a human being?
>>32598121I think that's changing with gen z. Maybe not immediately but soon enough I think we're going to be back to people getting married in their early 20s as a common occurrence.
>>32596515>makes me less embarrassed when I do masturbate, since I feel presentable, like I'm dressed for the occasion. When I'm slobby I feel embarrassed and I don't want to even see myself do it, like if I wore pajamas to a job interview.This must be the girl version of seeing our reflection in the screen after the porn ends.
Femanons, is it a dealbreaker if a guy likes the fantasy of cuckolding, but in actuality wants your relationship to be 100% monogamous?
>>32596515>Dressing up for a wank sessionDamnStylish, even while fingering
>>32598135I think the reason most people don't marry that early is because they haven't found a good suitor at that age.
Guys when she told me "you can't handle me, forget about me" My heart skipped a beat because she sounded like one of my atoga crushes. Why am I like this, I didn't reply back because I was afraid she was really one of the evil ones.
>tfw no gf who wears fishnets, black lipstick and thick eyeliner makeup>Tfw no anal queen gf
>>32598143Lol
>>32598144>tfw no gf who wears chokers, unusual lipstick colors miniskirts>tfw no anal queen gffeels bad brother
I find euros from 4chan kind of weird no offense.
I got banned again guys, for shizo posting, I can't tell who reports more women or men..
How do I not homewreck my friend? She is also my ex gf. She got married 1.5 year ago and we didn't really hear from each other since.She texted me on my birthday some weeks ago and said she was sorry for not contacting me for such a long time. Then yesterday she asked for a call and we talked a bit and I got a throwback to when she was with another guy and started flirting with me.She said she's satisfied with her marriage, but had some major fights with her husband over stuff and doesn't really trust him as before. She loves her child and I think that's what keeps her there other than a roof to sleep under.She has a massive emotional baggage from her first crush who eventually became her boyfriend many years later, but she was mental and ruined it and cheated on him. She feels guilty about this and misses what it could have been if she hadn't acted like that.Note: I don't really care about her, but I don't want to get into trouble, but also I know I'd tap that ass if she offered it.Sorry for big rantTL;DR: I'm just like every other man (all men are pigs). Is there a way out of this?
>>32598144>tfw no gf who wears baggy tshirts and sweatpants but with premium lacey lingerie underneath
>>32598153>i love slobbification
>>32598151Reject the whore, simple as
There is a 20 year gap between me and her. This truly sucks.
>>32598157you're a pussy if that stops you honestly
Are promiscuous bimbos like the female version of being a gymcel? Are other men actually attracted to that shit?
>>32598158Nta but that shit prob growing cobwebs dawg
>>32598160Maybe for a fuck but by God I am not putting a ring on that
>>32598160Men would fuck anything for startersBut yes, confident "slutty" girls are activating neurons for us, even if our preference is more classy girls
>>32598166>But yes, confident "slutty" girls are activating neurons for us,I don't relate to this at all. Call me gay or whatever, I don't care.
>>32598166i like when women enjoy showing off, but i don't enjoy promiscuous women
Should i offer to eat milf pussy to build my sexual resume before boning 18yo whores?
>>32598160A gymcel's 'highlight of the year' is banging a 7/10 girl once for 15 minutes. A promiscuous bimbo's highlight is participating in an weeklong ad-hoc harem on rich guy's private yacht.
Women would you date a guy who watches bodycam war footage
>>32598160Yea of course why wouldn't they be like that if it didn't work
I just wanted her to tell me she was a tranny, so it call be over.
>>32595805Based
>>32598173Get a relationship. Casual sex is degenerate
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Where are you anons?
Isn’t it weird how there’s emotion in text?
>>32598193No
>>32598148It's tough to beat Americans on degeneracy, but we somehow manage.
>>32598133it depends. if theyre muscly then certain chest hair is super fucking hot, but if theyre skinny or fat its pretty gross usually. a bit of snail trail is whatever but yeah
>>32598144hi, but i dont wear fishnets (i just dont own any)
>>32597972>why lament a hungry buttit's INCONVENIENT. plus i'm stubborn and i don't like being told what to do, so the idea that i *have* to do anything makes me angry, but i really seriously do. it's annoying.
