Carefree EpisodeLast Episode: >>32590777
ITT: Narcissists.
first for >you
>>32592800Ladies, would you date a fat and balding guy?
Men, can you meet her standards?
>>32592800Welp, that's a downgrade
>>32592806
State gender.Why are you still pretending to not know who Robin Williams is? You think this is a game??
>>32592817who?
>>32592816indeed
>Post sexAtogans with FWBs, how often do you meet up?
>>32592817He monke...
>>32592810Where have you been?
>>32592826Sitting in front of the fridge, pulling my hair out.
>>32592826I don't know, chilling, didn't feel like socializing.
>>32592822I prefer pre sex
>>32592827>you'reLel
Walter Jr. is easily the best character in the show.
>>32592841No that's Saul Goodman and Jack Welker (essentially the PECKERWOOD counterpart to Walter White)
>>32592830Are you in a better or worse mood when you feel like socializing?
Girls, do you think thong bikinis are trashy?
>>32592827>shityIt's okay, Rajesh, we forgive you.
>>32592843Saul is also S tier, but Walty J is a beast.B-b-bitch!
>>32592817is this a Planet of the Apes spin off?
>>32592841He's an annoying as fuuuck though, best character is Mike unequivocally.
>>32592851>annoyingYou wouldn't get it.
>>32592788>I'm pretty sure I just attract a certain type who just happens to have a big dick because they all had a lot of things in common, maybe a phenotype thingMay I ask which phenotype? Were height and shoe size also correlated?
>>32592851True, true
>>32592859Based
Is being attractive to Asians wrong?
>>32592844Neutral I guess.It just kind of feels like my attention is elsewhere.
Girls, would you wear a dress like this with no panties?
>>32592864>Is being attractive to Asians wrong?no, it's wong
>>32592800The Eagle has landedWomen, does this historic occasion make you feel proud for women today?
>>32592811im not forklift certified
>>32592811I'm 2/3.
>>32592817The shilling for this movie is just insane. It also still needs 210 million to break even kek.
>>32592876It's not physically possible though, the true record is 100 and even that was barely feasible.
>>32592876She looks like a ghoul.
I have a fever and my head hurts like a motherfuckerfemanons why did you do this to me? I'm always nice to you
>>32592860His main mistake was underestimating how retarded people can be. Like with that barrel GPS tracker or Walter.
>>32592890To be fair Walt flipped for basically no fucking reason it was insanely out of character when he's normally so calculating.
>>32592884>It's not physically possible thoughAre you saying the vagina has a 100 dick limit a day?
>>32592896>it was insanely out of character>he's normally so calculatingdid you watch the showhe's an actual retardgus was right about him
>>32592887honestly something about her face makes me believe david icke is real and she is a lizard person wearing a human skin suit
>>32592896>it was insanely out of character when he's normally so calculating.bro how could you be so wrong
>>32592904He probably "watched" the show from shorts.
>>32592871tfw no slutty muscle mommy to strangle me
How hard is it to maintain 12-13% bodyfat year round as a 6'2" man?
>>32592901It's been like 2 or 3 years since I watched the show all I remember is that most of the shit he did he planned carefully and he wasn't an impulsive fuck
Why do I have to be cursed with a 5 inch pp?
>>32592915Not hard that's not even in lean territory.
>>32592921So you've only watched SIGMA compilations of Breaking Bad and that's how you remember the show now
>>32592932No nigga. It's been forever and it also doesn't help that in probably mentally retarded, it's not my fault don't blame me.
>>32592899It depends on how much damage the person can sustain. 100 is probably the upper most threshold of damage.
>>32592876She's lying. You'd have to rent out an entire hotel for that
>>32592938Ok you're assuming that they are thursting multiple timesIt's probably guys that are pre jerked off and cumming after 2 thrusts
>>32592932Man, you're really on anon's nuts about this. Kek
>>32592921>>32592935his entire character was doing stupid impulsive shit and being smart enough to get away with ithe was bird brained
Men have declared spiritual jihad on women and it shows as they slowly begin to lose it. This is it anons, the real gender war has begun, not the fake one with countless pronouns that is being shilled everywhere in the media, but the real gender war between man and woman.Women are about to learn a harsh lesson.Don't talk to women, don't help them, don't ask them out, don't have dating apps, don't interact with them. If a woman approaches you be nice and respectful but do not flirt or overtly joke, treat them as an equal man and then leave after the reason for the conversation is over. If a girl comes up to you and flirts kindly turn her down, if she asks you out suddenly say no thank you, don't make up a reason she only has agency because of some external reason not because she likes you. Be vague when talking about your life or weekend plans, anything you do or do with them like hooking up will be picked apart and analyzed by her and her online friends. You are a traitor and not helping anyone if you fall for their tricks.If men can't display a modicum of power over society, this world and women, then I guess they don't hold much power at all.
>>32592921He was impulsive and retarded from season 1, he always let his emotions win out over everything else.
>>32592953Bound to fail bechse theres always gonna be simps who will do anything for a crumb of female attentionAnd chads are gonna pump and dump hoes as they usually do
Getting itchy inflammation spots all over my body again :/Women why did you curse me like that
>>32592961Nothing a kiss could not make better.
>>32592964Nta but are you sure you wanna kiss that shit
>>32592964:3>>32592969Its autoimmune in nature i thinkMy skin will just develop small itchy patches in random places on bodyAtmMy right shinLeft forearm
>>32592857The 6 inch guy was 6'1 and had average sized feet. One guy was 5'11 and the others shorter than that, shortest guy was 5'3. All had average shoe size for their height except one guy who always complained that he had small feet for a guy, like he could wear women's shoes. But his feet and shoes just looked normal to me. No correlation I think. >which phenotypeAll of them are twinks with really nice full bouncy hair. They all had cowlicks that look like they're trying to get away from their head. They've all been like, unusually beautiful and maybe not so much handsome in the traditional sense. To be honest this part is way more impressive than the big dick thing. Common traits include big wide eyes, full red lips, freckles. They had really good skin and sculpted looking noses/lips. They tend to complain that they look way too young for their age but I personally never saw it that way. They were also athletic and kinda muscular naturally even if they don't train at all, like they could do crazy (well, crazy to me) acrobatics like backflips for no reason. Hopefully you can picture the type because I always meet guys like this and they are always immediately smitten with me lol. They just so happen to have big penises which is great. I think all other type of guys aren't attracted to me now that I think of it.
When i go out in public theres usually a couple of girls who will glance at me a lot or even smile.when our eyes meetWhat does it meanThey are complete strangers
>tfw size queen femanon would never go for me because im only 6.5 inchIts so fucking over
>>32592984Just go for normal queen femanons then
>>32592984Having a big dick is not all it's cracked up to be.
>>32592800Femanons, should I just lie to women about ever having had any negative thoughts if I ever meet a woman again?
>>32592995No, but tell her how you overcame them.
>>32592979NTANice story.How many meaningless hookups like that have you had?
>>32592996>overcameActing as if they are not real as often as I can... I don't think they'll like that answer.
>>32593000No, likely not.
>>32593002Lying it is
>chatting with this girl who reached out to me first online>Shes a shutin weirdo>She tells me shes a virgin>Tells me she chats with romance AI bots>Tells me how handsome i am and praises me a lot>But tells me how her parents wont let her out of house so we cant meet up Kinda bad situation because i think shes nice and all but it wont go anywhere
>>32592995Not telling ≠ lying, retard
>>32593025She is lying like crazy anon.
>>32593028:(
>>32592953it might be time for women to really get to work, that's what they wanted, being like men, so now they can be that lonely cog
Recently i completely gave up on working hard and saving moneyI work 15h per weekEnough to live and save a tiny bitI have no reason to work my ass off because why would i...I can afford basic necessities, and save a little bit Its not like i have to spend money on dates or kids lol
>>32593025Bitches who shower you in praise outta nowhere are the biggest red flag
>>32593049True, watch out for that one.
https://youtube.com/watch/HOvduUEQQFwWould you?
Can a girl give me a good valentines day gift idea can be something small or big. I just have so much gift anxiety when I don't already have any ideas.
I eat pussy like its ice creami drive fast carsi'm fat (strong)everyone loves mei notice women only date me short term? femanon explain yourself, why are women dating me the opposite of long term.
>>32593067You sound like a narcissist and really full of yourself. Super icky.
>>32593069How am I full of myself, because I have healthy self esteem? I'm not gonna go into a cave and sulk, I'm just tired of being pumped and dumped.
>>32593061MDelicious food is 90% the right choice of gift for every person. My mother taught me that. If in doubt, try cooking.
>>32593073The fact you think oral sex and driving fast cars are any brag to any woman besides the ones that would only want a short term relationship also shows your misogyny. Healthy self esteem is acknowledging your faults, too.
Since when do women either want long term relationships or short term ones? No, they want both and it depends on the kind of men they meet.
>>32593088Gee I wonder why you can't get a long term girlfriend.
>>32593078What's the flex then? You already know I'm funny.What are my faults, I'm not getting less fat unless I start going to the gym again.My fists are the size of bowling balls, I have the IQ of a drunk highschool teacher.My face looks like the best of my mother and father's side. I've got charisma.
>>32593089Do you think that's not true? I've had a girl or maybe a few that wouldn't date me but would have sex when I was young. Actually it felt bad.
>>32593097>You already know I'm funny.What? >What are my faultsYou're way too full of yourself and intentionally lean into being "funny" and "charming", it's not natural. It shows how insecure you truly are, and that's really icky. I would not want to rely on someone who thinks his best assets are his body and false bravado he calls charisma. You're, generously, a fun guy, so that's all you get treated as. You know that ragebait image where the guy left his fiancee because she said he wasn't FWB material, but husband material? You're FWB material. You have nothing to provide in terms of providing a sustainable life or healthy love. You sound like you'd throw a massive tantrum if you felt slighted in some way.
>>32593102Based
>>32593100Like every single other platitude in the world, exceptions to the rule prove it. Or, in more basic terms, some PEOPLE, not just women, do go out with intentions and find the opposite, and some people go out to just find something, whatever it is.
>>32593089I wonder why all women have both short and long term relationships, purposefully.
>>32593109yeah and many people have a different range of people they would sleep with than marry
>>32593119Just read my post above yours.>>32593120What does that have to do with intentions? Also, "many" isn't "all" people, now is it?
>>32592810>Ladies, would you date a fat and balding guy?So long as it wasn't you.
>>32593123I think basically every non religious person, and members of many religions even, would sleep with a different number of people than they would marry
>>32593127That is a projection. And again, has nothing to do with intention. They could very easily intend to marry that person and sleep with them and extenuating circumstances denied that.
>>32593102>false bravado>falseIt's genuine bravado, I'm really that guy. Ask my mom or my aunt, I'm a charmer, always has been.Also, I have never thrown a tantrum in my life, that's whack. Life hands you a shit sandwich you handle it, open and shut.Sounds to me I'm reminding you of someone you don't like, I'm entirely sweet (and handsome, imo).My faults is that I'm retarded about certain things, but that's all the better reason for long term, I can get some home training. All my FWBs and exes can't stand me though so you're probably onto some shit, they still let me fuck even after breaking up with me though. One of my exes hates me so much i didn't even do anything, she just uses me for sex, it's depressing.
>>32593131Nta>Ask my mom Lmao
>>32593131>I'm really that guy.No you're not. "That guy" doesn't have to say he's "that guy". Also you're just deflecting any criticism I say, which is another ick. Shows your insecurity even more. You aren't careful with your words, you don't understand what you're actually saying, shows a level of ignorance that's also pretty icky. Basically, like I said, you are a fucktoy at best. Do some introspection if you want to upgrade, or enjoy hitting the wall.
>>32593123I would point you to the experiences I've heard from women who like travelling and meeting men from other countries while they're there. No small number of them.
>>32593131>All my FWBs and exes can't stand me though so you're probably onto some shit, they still let me fuck even after breaking up with me though. One of my exes hates me so much i didn't even do anything, she just uses me for sex, it's depressing.Yeah, deserved, if true.
>>32593136This fallacy is stupid because anecdotal evidence means nothing, and there are 4 billion women on this Earth. When you say "all", you are saying it's a fundamental trait of femininity, which I am telling you it is not. Anyone can have intentions and search for what they like, be it short or long term, and stumble across the opposite that they enjoy. They don't just mould the expectations around whoever they meet. If you do that, you might unironically be an NPC.
>>32593097>>32593102I assume it's a ragebait larp, but still a well put answer
>>32593128Does this not just make plain sense to you? Unless you literally only want to fuck the person you marry, which is frankly rare in secular society, it means you have a different range of people you would have sex with than marry. I think often the have sex with pool is larger than the marry pool. The only exceptions probably being people who only want to have sex with the person they marry. Those people would have multiple suitors they might consider to marry, but would only have sex with the same number. I think there are few people that would marry more people than they would have sex with, but asexual romantics are a thing. If we consider marriage an economic union of sorts, than this numbers goes up far higher and includes pirates that entered union for the sake of inheritance, should one of the other die.
>>32593146What are you even talking about right now? What does any of this have to do with intentions vs living in the moment? It has nothing to do with waiting until marriage, plus LTR doesn't imply marriage.
>>32593152We were talking about the range of people people would have sex with being different than the number of people people would marry
>>32593140>Anyone can have intentions and search for what they like, be it short or long term, and stumble across the opposite that they enjoy.I know. Now I just assume that most women have liked short term encounters in the past and even if they aren't looking for them anymore, they might not refuse the 'right' man for that.
>>32593061>Can a girl give me a good valentines day gift idea can be something small or big.I can't, because I don't know the person you're buying for. A good gift needs to be something personal: something that has a special meaning to the person you're buying it for, that it wouldn't have for someone else. For example: something that reminds her of the place you first met, or what you talked about on your first date. Or something connected to a pet name you have for her. Or some foodstuff you know she likes that's hard to get hold of. Or something she told you six months ago that she liked and has forgotten she mentioned, but you remembered because you have a file on your phone called "Things my girlfriend likes" which you keep updated every time she says anything like this. Or something connected to some pleasant childhood memory that she's told you about. Whatever it is, it needs to mean something either to her or to the both of you that it wouldn't mean to me.
>>32593155>Now I just assume that most women have liked short term encounters in the past and even if they aren't looking for them anymore, they might not refuse the 'right' man for that.Kind of a dumb assumption. That's just not true.
>>32593088>>32593089>>32593100these>>32593152
I am jscking off
Women should I pretend to be a British actor I vaguely look like at a bar while hitting on women as goof?Am a burger.
Women, is cleavage usually accidental?
The only universal truth is existence.
>>32593134Mom knows best. <3>>32593135>"That guy" doesn't have to say he's "that guy"This shit is so corny. I'm mexican. I've been in and out of the system all of my life.All I said is I'm great. I'm toxic but that's not changing. I don't mistreat women. I don't have any baby mamas.I'm just misunderstood I need someone who understands my ways.>>32593138Y'all wildin'. Hating on my persona. Every girl that I ever slept with? "Bro you're too confident. You're too full of yourself. You need to be knocked down a peg." and then we bang.They hate me, but they love I'm toxic.
>>32593178You asked why you can't get a long term relationship? You just answered it.
>>32593131Is this the Chad I've heatd so much about?
>>32593102>image where the guy left his fiancee because she said he wasn't FWB material, but husband material?NTA,but what is this?
>>32593184No, this is the FWB material that you've heard so much about, basically the male equivalent of a BPDemon.
>>32593078Aren't those valued in LTRs too?
>>32593201Not necessarily, definitely not the speeding. But yeah, good oral sex is a plus, but if it's one of your openings? Fuck that. It should be a good surprise, not your fucking top 4 best things about you.
>>32593059Lots of zogbot memes lately
>>3259291512-13% is difficult for anyoneYou need to pay attention to what you eat and be working out regularly
>>32593178>"Bro you're too confident. You're too full of yourself. You need to be knocked down a peg."Welp, you got cucked from long term relationships and you whine about it on 4chan. You're already punished.
This body type is not possible naturally, is it?
>>32592979Thanks for the rundown, femanon.
>>32593180Okay? How do I get a long term relationships then? I already banged my therapist so i can't go to therapy. Three of my exes said I have mommy issues. King is struggling right now, can't find anyone long term.I already had sex today so I know it's not horniness this is something different.>>32593210Honestly everywhere I go I see cute lil things holding hands with nerds. Y'all need to teach me.
>>32593211MMaybe for a black woman, but still probably not.
>>32593206I literally stay at 7-9 doing fucking nothing, 10-15 is easy as long as you aren't shoveling food into your mouth like an ogre retard.
>>32593211the latest plastic surgery trend is fat girls taking their fat and shifting it around to get bigger ass or bigger tits.
>>32593220Life is suffering. I need to get rich and buy a woman to make into my own doll like that.
>>32593191Isn't that basically what the Chad meme is?
>>32593225Yeah and I like it.
Women are you a pretty young thang?
>>32593178>I've been in and out of the system all of my life.How much time did you do in total?
Women how often do you think about having a baby
>>32593218>King is struggling right nowLmao from that narcissism
>>32593226If you quit porn you might stop liking that body type.
>>32593241I've been attracted to that body type before I knew what porn was.
>>32593225Interesting, I've heard the Japanese have been doing that for years now.
>>32593237Let's not act like humility is sexy to women
>>32593218Why bother with LTRs?
Stupid, sexy boys...
Women are you going through thick and thin with diamond skin, but inside you are shattering?
>>32593258fuck you, im not sexy, im trying to kratosmaxx
>>32593258Hi certified 76 IQ himbo here
>>32593230total is about 5 years. I went to juvie a lot before then, so 5 plus juvie, lol.I'm out on good behavior. I don't fight as much anymore.>>32593237It's facts, I'm listening to drake, like, intentionally. drake and peso peso.>>32593254I'm romantic I was watching boruto and got depressed. I need to man up more.
Can males post an example of how curvy a woman should be?
>>32593159It's a safe assumption. We might have not left the 'sex is fun' era yet, but anyway, I know that sex doesn't stop being fun for women and meeting new men can be a novel experience.
>>32593264Boy, are you perfect for girls with daddy issues or what?
>>32593264>kid watches Boruto
It's crazy how delusional scrotes are. If you think this is natural (It's prob not even real) you're dumb and if you find this attractive you're mentally ill. Might as well suck a dick the size of a building if you like surreally exaggerated proportions so much>>32593211
MenPosted a thread about this already but here’s the tldr: my boyfriend booked a long, expensive trip with a friend to an Asian country, leaving on Valentine's Day. This feels hurtful because he's never taken me on a proper date or made romantic gestures. He does invite me on trips, but I'm a full-time student and can't afford it, and if roles were reversed, I'd pick a more affordable destination so we could both go. Am I expecting too much, or is this behavior a sign he doesn't really care? He’s very affectionate otherwise.
>>32593271Sorry I triggered you.
>>32593264>I was watching borutoMajor ick
>>32593272I want you to come up with a comment about Chad and imagine I posted it as a reply to your post.
I've had two girlfriends in my life but I still haven't been seduced by a woman once in my life. I don't know if it's something that happened in the past or probably something that only happens to extremely attractive guys but it would be nice to not have to do all the legwork and feel like it's an equivalent effort thing once in my life.
>>32593174>Women, is cleavage usually accidental?Never.
>>32593265this is the upper limit
whoops just devoted 4 hours to searching through the suggested friends on facebook.Heres my question:State gender, and, have you ever started a friendship, gotten laid, or started any kind of intimate relation with someone who you first met from a random add on facebook?Me: M 24 i met one close friend this way who is very special to me, and also got laid once from a random add...
>>32593265I think picrel is good and realistic
>>32593190>NTA,but what is this?I don't have it archived, but basically the wife told her husband that he was the kind of man she would want to marry instead of just having a one night stand with, and he somehow managed to twist that into an insult about him not being sexually attractive enough. Utterly retarded.
>>32593265In my humble opinion these are perfect proportions.
>>32592953>If men can't display a modicum of power"men" isn't really a group with a common goal
>>32593231>Women how often do you think about having a babyI suppose every time I think "thank fuck I had my tubes tied". Once a week or so?
>>32593265every curve on a woman is a curve i like, but I especially like baddies like this, look at that shape on the low end my god>>32593269Every girl I fucked called me that I don't get it, at all, but the pussy is tight and the ass is fat so, i'm not complaining, lol>>32593270>>32593275>player hating on naruto juniorSorry team I'm not the anime expert I watch jujutsu kaisen, dragonball super, kimetsu no yaiba, chainsaw man, and dandadan.Homie told me to watch death note but this dude didn't stop talking over every episode, hate that shit
>>32593059I wouldthe ones trying to draft me, no
>>32593265>Can males post an example of how curvy a woman should be?
>>32593265Personally i find curviness and thickness very attractive, especially around the ass, tits, hips. But obesity generally is a turnoff. Still, there are endless different ways of being beautiful. and there's no line i can draw where i'd say i definitely wouldn't be attracted to someone if they were over or under a certain bmi. e.g all the women in this pic look great to me
>>32593225it's disgusting
>>32593265>how curvy a woman should be
>>32593059
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>>32593296thats such a good movie, i wonder how she would feel if she knew that men still dream about her today...
>>32593299Elite taste.
>>32593272Well... do you really want to ban him from ever doing anything he enjoys or going anywhere he wants to go just because you aren't able to join him?
>>32593272that's crazy that he did thisit would be ok if it were comiket, cause you don't wanna go there unless you want to buy a bunch of otaku stuffif it was with his family, I would understandbut a friend? your bf is going to massage parlors
>>32593278Honestly, anon, women are attracted to confidence. If you don't have the confidence to make a move, they won't feel sufficiently attracted to you to *want* to make a move themselves. So unless you look like a movie star, you're in for a long wait.
>>32593286that's rare because anyone will just assume "scam"
>>32593296>cropping her massive ass
>>32593309i think its pretty clear whether you have a real profile or not, e.g. mutuals, people tagging you in social events, profile pictures that look real .etc
This generation is so cooked I was reading some dating shit and a girl said she was put off because the guy told her she is "amazing and beautiful" and she thought it was lovebombingIT WAS THE THIRD DATE
>>32593281Brittany Venti lied to me about that too? Hail emporer Chronic then.
>>32593314you'd be surprised by what AI can put together
>>32593315he dodged a bulletppl put off by lovebombing are usually sociopaths
>>32593319NTA but lol?
Can someone tell me how to get a long term relationship? I've been waiting for like 90 minutes.
>>32593319Not that the girl in the op was right but nigga? Really?
Why do men who like transsexuals marry transphobic women?
>>32593326Self hatred. Trying to "cure" their sexuality.
>>32593308Yeah I know, but I am also attracted to confidence and it would be nice to a see a woman that's actually forward about her feelings and wants to seduce as much as she wants to be seduced.
Men's standards are off the charts
>>32593329Is not being fat really that difficult for you? Really?
>>32593321have you tried putting long term in your bio?
>>32593329Note that you said ideal. Your ideal is also something off the charts. Don't be so blackpilled.
>>32593331Yall expect women to be fat and skinny at the same time. Fat boobs, fat tighs, fat hips and a fat ass but skinny elsewhere. Only 1% of women are naturally like that
Is it gay if a woman likes transmen?
>>32593329I think I posted a pretty normal chick
>>32593335Nta, I dont, i prefer slender and flat, but the femanon asked what curvy meansMy general standard is just “dont be fat”
>>32593335There's a difference between curves and just being fat y'know.
>>32593332No my bio is up here >>32593067
>>32593343I gave you the answer, you don't like it because you're a fragile bitch. You're basically QT but more annoying.
>>32593321Grow up and try 10 years later
>>32593338You would dump her if a curvier woman came along in no time
>>32593346Nah, I'm not into that shit.
>>32593335You can have a decent ass simply by working out a bit.
>>32593265this
>>32593351Only 1% of women have boobs that big and stomachs that flat
It looks like men are incapable of preferring an average, natural looking female body. Most women don't have big tits or big or even round thick asses
>>32593353Yeah, woe is you.
>>32593352sounds like a skill issue to me
>>32593352And only 1% of men are both 6' tall with a chiseled jawline and it doesn't stop women from not wanting to date anyone else, what's your point
>just do squads bitchCan you imagine if every woman, even the ugly fat ones felt entitled to /fit/ men?
>>32593356Hey I'm in the 1%.
>>32593353I'd date you ms angry femcel, and I'd love every square inch of your figure.
>>32593353I like flat
>>32593353Yeah like I wouldn't breed the hell out of this girl
>>32593344I'm not that annoying, you're just throwing injunctions at my silliness. I'm adding long term to my bio lmk how this sounds.I'm looking for someone who values commitment and honesty. Life's an adventure, and it only gets better, when shared.I'm a silly guy. Love sarcasm. Love music, and meeting new people.>>32593345Why should I wait 10 years when I can just lie and get it today?
>>32593353Considering the average American woman is overweight according to the CDC, it's little wonder people don't prefer the average. Lose weight, fatty.
>>32593363>Life's an adventure, and it only gets better, when shared.I literally hate you so much.
>>32593365Bitch you're a fatass too. American men are obese. Get real
>>32593363>I'm looking for someone who values commitment and honesty.>I can just lie and get it today?Yeah no, you get trash you deserve
>>32593366>>32593368Stop feeding him and he'll go away. Or keep feeding him because you secretly like it, but it's annoying regardless.
>>32593335"Yall" expect men to be muscular and twinkish at the same time. Slim waists, fat biceps, orderly abs bumps, slim legs, slim face, ripped back. Only 1% of men are naturally (eh, not naturally, men have to work for everything unlike you) like that.
>>32593353You do know it's literally impossible to google "normal looking woman" and get any relevant results?
>>32593369Fair enough
>>32593353just workoutpicrel is 35 and mogs most 20 year olds
>>32593374I don't wanna look fat and stupid thanks
>>32593374not the femanon but that pic is shopped as fuck
>>32593353I like skinny girls or thick
>>32593378Snake, when are you ever going to stop posting?
>>32593353Most men aren't 6'3 with a thick girthy cock and a father worth hundreds of millions.
Proverbs says that children should be physically disciplined if needed because it's more merciful than letting life beat them. Thoughts?
>>32593380im not snake, im a different s anon that never stops postin
>>32593368I was only joking.I need to start going to the gym so i can take these kinds of selfies right now i look like thor when he was fat
>>32593353We just like mombods, the kind of body a woman with maybe one or two kids that takes a bit of care of herself but isn't obsessed with the gym would have. Something like this.
>>32593389You're delusional
>>32593384Looks like it did not work on you.
>>32593391Mashallah he has hatched
>>32593392How's that? Or you just got upsetti over some Biblical shit, or some meanie guy?
>I fucked TedLETS GO YAAAS QUEEN
>>32593384I got beat by both so idk
>>32593395You are here. Thats all I have to know about that method.
>>32593398777 burns, doesn't it?
>>32593396I FUCKED HANK
Foids love to feign superiority over men when they date abusechads and when they get dumped they settle for someone sexually inexperienced who has a bunch of money. The only reason they don't date maleanons is because most men are broke. it's literally a money thing.
>>32593400I held hands with Walter Jr.
It's amazing how far behind I am lmao, I am 32M and I've been in one relationship that lasted less than a year. I was reading a bout a guy my age and he had literally been in 3 relationships with not a single break since he was 20. Jesus christ it's so over.
>>32593389Middle and right are hotter than TayTay
>>32592800Femanons, would you prefer to date the guy that invented the wheel or Grug?
>>32593355Alien girl on youtube is hotter
>>32593265i don't really know if i can find a single example of what is acceptable, but im okay with even a bit of tummy chub if the fat distribution is that good
>>32593390IDK what you're talking about. That's just how women naturally look if they do a bit of exercise and eat right but nothing too obsessed. Like the kind of girl that doesn't say no to a piece of cake every once in a while you know? That's all men want, a regular looking girl that's nice and wants to have fun.
>>32593404Those... Those are all the same person.
Any genderDo you have a mentally ill family member or friend? How do you deal with them?
>>32593399If thats the father you want to be.
>>32593404I'm in love with 1 but would still be excited to date the other two girls
>>32593411MI am the mentally ill family member
I've been dating this girl for 4 years how do I break up with her? I don't really have a reason to leave, I just don't like her.
>>32593281Not even for women that are G cup or above?
>>32593414This is BBL and it's obvious
>>32593408Nta but most chicks would be lucky to have her whr assuming she isn't wearing a corset.
>>32593411M.A bunch. My youngest sister is BPD and has been institutionalized, my older sisters are drug addicts (meth and coke), my dad has OCD and autism, my mother is a narcissist. It's a great time.
>>32593417Sometimes I think just cheating is the nicest way to break up and just be like "Oh sorry I'm a dirty slut it's not because you're so fucking boring"
>>32593414That looks terrible, asses should be proportional to the figure.
I hate men.
Do all men like ass?
>>32593428Most prefer boobs, but I am an ass man.
>>32593427We should date
>>32593419>>32593426retards are this easily fooled by lordosis
>>32593353this chick is mid though
>>32593429I know that but I wanna know if most men like ass
>>32593428yes, a loti want to worship my woman's ass
>>32593428>likeI love it
>>32593433Yeah, most men can like ass. The big ones, not really, generally prefer more normal sized.
>>32593428If she has great boobs, I am a boobieman.If she has a great ass, I am an assman.
>>32593428perfect tits are better than a perfect assbut no tits are better than no ass
>>32593428ass is just better character design. Having no ass is always bad but having no tits is okay. having neither is fine if you're cute
>>32593427I know.
>>32593429Seconding this >>32593433It seems boobs are the prevailing feature, on here at least.
Femanons, please don't feel bad about the models posted. They're extreme examples that 95% of us would never expect in a partner.
>>32593423Can you please elaborate on how exactly they manifest or act out their mental illnesses? I'm just curious how to identify them better and what are the differences between them
>>32593265be shaped like galko-chan but a bit more chub is fine too
>>32593427Misandrists are so hot
>>32593423So what does that make you
>>32593428low test beta males and specifically /pol/chuds like to talk about how much they hate ass, so
>>32593425Come out to her as gay instead
>>32593428I love ass
>>32593448>man: *opens up*>woman: time to shit on him for no reasonjust be gay
>>32593449eh men who like ass are a lil gay
>>32593451That is a phenomenal example.
>>32593428For me it goes midriff > ass > legs > tits. I still love tits a whole lot but the most visually pleasing part about women for me is this from the end of the ribcage to the knees.
>>32593427insecurity post
>>32593452I am not a woman nor was I shitting on you bud. But the fact that you reach so hard and in such a way gives me my answer.
>>32593453ironically closeted post
Men who don't like ass,Do you expect your gf to have big tits? Are you ok with AA cups?
>>32593444Sure, I'll give you a laundry list, starting with my parents and working down.>dadHe would throw massive fits if cups were put away wrong, if plates weren't arranged properly, if he felt something in the room had been moved. He would very much hold it against you until randomly becoming warm again. He never took blame for it either.>momVery, very cold. Career first, not loving or warm, telling us to deal with our emotions away from her, very victim blame-y. No problems with lying.>older sisterIs single at 39, has been engaged but lost it, has been in multiple relationships with other drug users, snorts coke and is an alcoholic. Regularly loses her temper and feels like the universe is unfair.>middle sisterMassive meth user. Has bad problems with boundaries, doesn't see anything wrong with her acting out but if someone else does, it's their fault, never hers. Beats her girlfriend (she's a lesbian) and has attacked our mom.>youngest sisterLike I said, institutionalized. Has mental breakdowns, says she has hallucinations, gets hyper fixated on things, her voice changes and stuff. Hot and cold. Can't handle plans changing or things not going her way or she'll freak out.I have two other siblings who are fucked but they're not as bad, they can hang in society.>>32593448I have autism. I have done a lot on myself, but I had a very hard time opening up emotionally like my dad, and I had my share of drug abuse in my life too. I used to also be a chronic cheater, and I have anger issues.
>have a booming headache today>1 glass of orange juice fixed itwhat does this mean, anons?
>>32593451Who is this semen demon?
>>32593457foid hands
>>32593451Gyatt damn. That's fucking nice.
>>32593458I'm a woman. Liking to fuck shit holes is a lil gay
>>32593466flat ass post
>>32593459I expect her to look like this
>>32593459If you're cute you don't have to worry about it. Just dress in a way that works for you.Sex with women is always pleasing because genetics can't fuck you over and give you a pussy that's too small (well, I guess it can happen, but in much rarer occasions) so this insecurity about your assets is dumb.
>>32593451I have never seen a woman so unequivocally and inarguably built for BBC
>>32593462You're dehydrated.
>>32593468You do like ass tho. How can gay men have sex without using their anuses? He doesn't have a pussy
>>32593470Why fag it up?
>>32593466When guys say the like ass it means they like cheeks not shitholes
If you accidentally spray a laptop screen with a bleach cleaning spray, would that make lines appear on the screen and make it go all glitchy and laggy? Or is the glitchy screen a problem not related to the bleach spray? I know this is very dumb
>>32593468Is this a woman? Her face looks masculine
>>32593477I like his smile.
>>32593471water didnt help though
>>32593464Yeah bro. Ok bro.
>>32593482>moid armsmmmmm nice arms anon
>>32593481Maybe low in electrolytes. Dunno, I'm not the one with the food autism.
>>32592800Bi/gay femanons, do you think any of the women posted are hot?
>>32593428I'm a thigh enjoyer
>>32593463Took some searching, but she's called Lauren Alexis.
>>32593483Enjoy em
>>32593486Her derpy face annoys me but nice legs.
>>32593486Head crushers.>>32593487Thanks, anon.
>>32593489desu looks like the serotonin stare
Straight femanon hereAdriana Lima is the best looking woman ever. Men have poor taste
>>32593468This is a man though? Or is it just an extremely masculine woman?
Men, when you say you like a misandrist gf, what are you picturing she will be like?
>>32593468Masculine af neck
>>32593492Really nigga
>>32593492In 2000?YesBut that was 25 years ago
>>32593494simps should die
>>32593498>Cherrypicking her worst looking picNice try
no context for this but the woman on the left is an entirely different woman to the woman on the right.
>>32593494Idk I say give femcel gf as a joke
>>32593499>2000>But that was 25 years agoWhy did you have to shock me this much so early in the morning...
>>32593501Most of em look like that, she has that disgusting fucking Kardashian style of the 2010s which I hate with a passion.
>>32593494The youtuber Kirsten Leo
>>32593498honestly, i get why men would like to replace their gf once she turns 25
>>32593498>>32593506The wall spares no one
>>32593492In her youth I would agree.>>32593498Look at her older pics
>>32593492Eh, I like Jessica Biel more.
>>32593511If you mean >>32593509 that's still a no from me
>>32593468You should see the boobs, they look like cubes.
>>32593499Femanons, would you wear these?
>>32593509Those eyes are creepy as fuck.
>>32593512based /tv/ chad
>>32593509She looks way too cookie cutter. Like she's very pretty but she feels AI generated.
>>32593515I saw in a photo once, the under boob shape was like a hexagon kek.
>>32593510Thw Hollywood plastic surgery wall once you are like 45, yeah.
>>32593509Damn, straight femanon was right
For me it's Becca
>>32593524Nobody knows what that is.
>>32593461>throw massive fits if cups were put away wrongHoly shit. My mom is like that too. But I can't identify any other mental illnesses on her. Are you sure this is OCD?>mom>very, very coldWas she like that with her male children mostly? How did they treat your sisters as opposed to you?>sisters acting out and having breakdownsCan you please describe these? What do they do?>I have autismHmmm what makes you so sure? Are you genuinely autistic or just "on the spectrum"? You mentioned being a cheater. Proper autistic dudes can't even get a relationship
>>32593524This.>>32593526It's mommy.
>>32593519Maybe because every instagram hoe since 2001 has been trying to be her.
>>32593461Maybe the most fucked up family since the Mansons.Is your institutionalized sis hot?
State genderHas he/she got you crawling in the shadows, to the smoke of the tobacco, and whichever way it blows, there you go, there you go, there you go?
For me it's lotr era Liv Tyler https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=F_RdCWxdSyw&t=120s
femanon, why is this your taste in men?
real eyesrealizereal lies
>>32593537Funny me and a buddy were just talking about these two.
>>32593532I don't even know what I would do with a chick this hot
>>32593532this chick makes me feel nothing
>>32593534He burned slowly out the window.Do you carry the weight of her voice, like a pocket full of pebbles?
>>32593527>Are you sure this is OCD?So claims my dad. But I have no idea, family don't believe in psychology. But it seems to track.>Was she like that with her male children mostly?Considering I'm her only son, no, she was like this to my sisters too, in fact they got it worse because I am the only son. She hit them way worse than she ever hit me, she sorta tries to be emotionally open to me? But she really can't, whereas she doesn't even try with my sisters.>Can you please describe these?For example, my meth head sister physically attacking my mom because she wouldn't buy her a 2000 dollar purebred pitbull. Which she then did, and the dog died 6 years later because my sister didn't take care of him. Or my older sister pulling a knife on me about 2 months ago now. They're overgrown children and can't regulate their emotions very well. My youngest sister, it makes sense, she's only 16. But she will lie and manipulate to get her way, and if she doesn't, well, threaten suicide and say the voices are making her do it.>Are you genuinely autistic or just "on the spectrum"?I've never been diagnosed, but virtually everyone I've met has said I have it. I am very monotone, deadpan, and serious, and I had a lot of trouble learning social cues and such. I was in counseling when I was 9. I basically crash coursed myself in learning how to talk to people when I started working, I did a bunch of customer service jobs that forced me to learn how to create a social persona.>You mentioned being a cheater. Proper autistic dudes can't even get a relationshipI am quite attractive, so that helped. But I also genuinely crave emotional connection, and I want to get married. I was a bundle of issues, but now that I'm older and wiser, like I mentioned, I did a lot of self work.
>>32593537Megan Fox is a gay-leaning bisexual
>>32593539Maybe I am your buddy.
>>32593532>>32593537Funny how Megan Fox tries to look exactly like this but she lacks the natural grace Adriana has
>>32593540>>32593542duality of man
funny I posted this chick months ago and everyone here said she was 3/10
>>32593543Then she drags be by one finger, to her lips, hook, line, and sinker.
>>32593551Those tits are fake.
>>32593538S(he) be(lie)ve(d)
>>32593547Hey wr never expected to see you here
>>32593550To be fair, the other anon is probably better looking than me.
>>32593551They were wrong she's a 0
>>32593551A case where makeup too heavy makes her look worse.
>>32593550Hi
>>32593552it calls like a whistle do you still see her in the spots, where the wind forgets to sweep?
>>32593551>>32593532chicks like this are like bizarro incels. They usually can not make female friends due to being too pretty, and cannot date due to being too pretty.
>>32593551MEN DO LIKE DUCK LIPS MADE OUT OF FILLERS AFTER ALL
>>32593562A TON of supermodels are lesbians.
>>32593537We like pretty boys
>>32593039Based, can relate (though I prefer to work a lot of hours, then quit and coast off the savings for a while)Are you still playing Maple Story?>>32593403If you've had a relationship you're ahead of most of us lol>>32593411Most people in my family are mentally illI try to be kind, courteous and understanding (because I'm also mentally ill) but have to keep some at arm's length
>>32593563They're called DSLs.
>>32593563some do >>32593562sounds like a skill issuefor example, adriana lima seems to be a huge bitch, being pretty does not give you a free pass to not also be pretty from the inside and then blame your lack of deep connections on people being shallow and intimidated
>>32593563Only for oral abuse, not for loving.
Question for hot women, are there ever (not obviously gay) guys that seem unfazed by your beauty?
MEN SAID THEY HATED LIP FILLERS. THEY ALMOST FOOLED ME
I hope you guys see how even females can feel blackpilled and you can grow that camaraderie. You're not that different after all.
>>32593572Most men find me ugly and ignore me
>>32593572You will never be everyones type and even when you are, people get used to your looks pretty quickly and it becomes an afterthought.
>>32593492Wrongthe most attractive woman on this planet is Masha Kata
>>32593560Words are so cheap, but lately I've been feeling like I'm always living in your shadow, when you're not around.
>>32593574Most of us didn't even thirst after the girl playing pool.It seems like this girl is who anons liked most >>32593451
>>32593574Some do some don't what do you want
>>32593574If you make yourself into a sex doll even more than you naturally are in the eye of men, you will get treated like one. Consider yourself officially warned.
>>32593545>pulled a knife on meWTF why? And what was the aftermath?>They're overgrown children and can't regulate their emotions very wellWhy do you think is the cause of this?>I am very monotone, deadpan, and seriousSounds like a big obstacle. So how did you get a GF and other girls? You seem very smart and you type very fast BTW
>>32593492NopeAnna Taylor Joy is
>>32593574I love it because of the fact that the filler migrates around the face and ruins you in the long termits like a woman hitting a self destruct button
>>32593579So even average looking guys relax around you after a bit?
>>32593587>iswasStupid cheek PS.
>>32593581and i am rarely around please step back in to the light - i‘ve seen the glimpses
>>32593574Sorry, I just got to this thread so I don't know the context, but men DO hate lip fillers. They're ugly and only look worse over time.
>>32593563>>32593574JH, you're black, you already have DSLs...
>>32593590I choose ignorance
Can transpeople explain me why are transwomen always adding the qualifier "straight" before "men"? They be like >my straight bf>the straight men I dateI have never seen ciswomen doing this. Why is that?
>>32593591I don't wanna sleep, cause I've had enough, of the same ugly dream, I just can't switch it off.
>>32593589In my experience, usually, yeah. Then again, maybe those that don‘t do not even cross my path.
>>32593586>WTF why? And what was the aftermath?She's dating a crackhead and she's an alcoholic and was drunk. I made the mistake of saying "I think you have a drinking problem". She did not like that.>Why do you think is the cause of this?Because no one taught them how and they never learned it for themselves. My mother is very cold because that's how she regulates her emotions. She told as much once, in one of her very very rare candid moments. She says she handles trauma and stress by pretending it doesn't exist. >So how did you get a GF and other girls? Just being me, being in situations to get them, open to adventures and experiences. Not shying away. It has led me to a lot of pain, but a lot of wonderful experiences. My fondest memories are with my longest term relationship ex, having a dinner date on the oceanside with the sun setting over the water and whales jumping out of the water. Movie shit. It was perfect.>You seem very smart and you type very fast BTWThanks, I don't really give much thought to what I'm saying, I just fire off the cuff. Some people love it, some people hate it. You seem cool too, anon. Why are you so curious about this? You mentioned that your mom was OCDish like my dad?
>>32593461>I used to also be a chronic cheaterYep, that's the biggest red flag.
>>32593551They weren't wrong, she's ugly as fuck.
>>32593595Because they don't think they're actually women
>>32593598>>32593579are you think chick that said she's a 10?
>>32593494If you ask this during burger hours I'll have enough energy to answer
>>32593600No it's not. Not even close. The intimacy issues and drug use would've been, imo. But I've cheated in every relationship except my most recent one, because I was terrified of being honest with my partners and trying to get what I needed from them. Because I was terrified of myself and tried very hard to change who I am.
>>32593595it's bragging rights in HSTS circles. It's like an asian/black/indian/latina woman saying my "white" bf. HSTS women say my "straight" bf.
>>32593596antidote hidden up your sleeve
>>32593607What is HSTS?
>>32593485>Bi/gay femanons, do you think any of the women posted are hot?I'm also interested in hearing this
>>32593604No
>this could be femanon and I but she'd rather hate men on the internet instead
>>32593613This should be grounds for getting institutionalized.
>>32593608Are you googling it or do you know em
>>32593613Most men are subhumans and should not reproduce. Thankfully I'll never birth a mans baby unless he is the top 1% of men
>>32593608NTA but I expected this song to be shit but it's actually pretty good. Thanks, autistic singalongers.
>>32593433I do. They're fun to squeeze and plap
>>32593609HSTS trannies are gay men who want to look as much as a sexy woman as physically possible in order to fuck other men. These are the 'beautiful' trannies.AGP trannies are straight men that self insert as woman in porn and other things. These are the 'speedrunner' trannies.
>>32593613Rip to her vagina that motherfucker is probably like the grand canyon now
>>32593615absolutely insane post
>>32593618You're welcome lad
>>32593606>No it's not.It is. You're a chronic traitor and pretty much everything you tell us is worth a shit.
>>32593621Can women get multiple c-sections?
>>32593616we might never know
>>32593620>HSTS trannies are gay men who want to look as much as a sexy woman as physically possible in order to fuck other menHow can anyone think this is normal?
>>32593595Because "transwomen" are men with a fetish for pretending they're women. So if a boy is dating them, it's important that the boy is considered straight. If the boy is openly bisexual or gay, then that means he'd be okay with dating a "transwoman" even if he views the tranny as a man, which ruins the fantasy. I don't have any examples with me because I don't save stuff, but I've seen a couple of full-on meltdowns from trannies when they realize the boy they're seeing is bi.
>>32593621if she can have that many children, chances are that's the opposite of the case
>>32593624>chronic traitorLmao. I was a coward, sure, but you're one of those types who takes cheating personally, aren't you? I'm not Brutus, I was a shit person who made shit decisions.
>>32593624Based femanon
>>32593615>JH mad she'll never have anything like that ever
>>32593617This goes doubly for russians.
>>32593623Cheers, added it to my playlist.
>>32593627A shadow of doubt that I can't figure out
>>32593617>I'll never birth a mans babyftfy
Gonna start calling women bitches again because because they are.
>>32593629>but I've seen a couple of full-on meltdowns from trannies when they realize the boy they're seeing is bi.This sounds hilarious
>>32593640>Because because they are
>>32593632>but you're one of those types who takes cheating personallyNTAYou are incredibly mentally ill, so you are unfit to judge this on your own.Your opinion has factually no value in this case.
>>32593644You sound like you really like governments.
>>32593643okay bitch make make fun of my speech disorder.
>>32593638wild rambling roses that scratch your numberacross my lungsin sigilsi‘ll never decipher
>>32593632>takes cheating personallyBecause proper romantic relationships is a personal thing, negroid.
>>32593646I apologize apologize
>>32593634Don't think not even JH is that mentally ill to think 13 kids is a good idea.
rimmable femoids
>>32593628>How can anyone think this is normal?NTA.I think Zoomers are the only ones that do (because they grew up with it), everyone else is gaslighting
>>32593648I'm saying it's not a reflection of you, it's of me, and I've taken ownership of it. Whatever you're shadowboxing and using me as some burning man object, isn't how I am.
>>32593653might as well eat shit straight from my toilet seat
>>32593650Good. Have a a nice day. Bitch.
>>32593652having kids is not an "idea"
>>32593615>>32593621>>32593652>mentally ill to think 13 kids is a good idea.Imagine thinking having children is mentally illWesterners really are just bots
>>32593659True, it's kind of a mental illness if you are having kids in Russia.
>>32593654Zoomer here these niggas fucked in they heads
>>32593642They act like they've been so horribly lied to, so cruelly deceived, and it's indeed really funny. Imagine being surprised that a man who sucks your dick isn't actually straight!
>>32593657you are 100% not rimmable
>>32593640Femanons were decent this thread, actually.
>>32593660Quality over quantity.
>>32593654NTA but this isn't limited to zoomers. America is such a gay country that americans think gay men trooning out to fool straight men are much better people than straight men with a fetish for dressing up as a woman
>>32593661people like this are convinced thoroughly that they are immune to propaganda
>>32593647In the muckIn the mire Coming downTo the wire
girlfailures when god blesses their sinful ass
>>32593526It's not like she was one of the main characters in two of the biggest blockbusters of the last 5 years.
>>32593668america is an insane asylum masquerading as a country
>>32593669Yeah, they just eat up everything Putin throws at them through their TV and radio.
>>32593665There was that one femcel sperging out thoughbeit
>>32593668They are not "fooling" anyone. Most men are attracted to transwomen but will never admit it
>>32593675I don't remember asking.
>>32593677woops, i was talking to a SCHIZOPHRENIC this whole time
>>32593673Is there anyway to be nice without being boring to girls?
>>32593532I don't know how to put it but she's too perfect. Like she doesn't even register to me as a human being more like a drawing or a render on some plastic surgery ad.
>>32593665I've said this before. A well behaved woman is is not a bitch.
>>32593680Don't worry I get paid to explain things to retards either way. While we're on the topic, I'll also make a request: kill yourself and rid the world of your oxygen thievery.
>>32593670you keep slicingyour finger tipson the edges of forever it‘s all you‘ve ever known
>>32593681Oh no, I am so sorry for you, did you think you were talking to one of your other personalities on /pol/? :(
>>32593685>is is not a bitchAnd again
>>32593667cope
>>32592780I took my meds and feel like complete shit, I've been sick twice this morning (so maybe puked up the meds? idk), currently bedrotting trying to sleep more cause I genuinely feel too sick to do anything
>>32593687Yes, you sound for reasonable, fan of a literal who.
>>32593691Is he Jewish?
>>32593667creating quality people is only something quality people should be concerned withundermen such as yourself need only be concerned with quantity, your only use to society
>>32593688You're clam, like a lullaby, you can nullify, you can colorize, me from black to white.
>>32593690>bitch caught me lackingDo you know what's happening? I stop typing mid sentence and start over over slightly and hit send.
>>32593694>he even needs to askpathetic
>>32593695Thanks for proving my point that only trashy people have that many kids, which only results in an army of more trashy people.
>>32593682Not really. I was reading a dating forum and some girl was relating about a date she went on and basically was completely unable to find an actual fault on the guy (and by her own admission it was everything she was looking for) but constantly kept talking about how "I feel like there's something missing but I can't tell you what it is" or "it's not exciting". Idk what it is about women's brains but deep down every woman is masochistic and wants to be abused by a guy. Maybe it's their "I can fix him" syndrome, I don't know.
This thread is so silly right now.I'm going to play some video game.
>>32593694Early life checks out
>>32593700what trashy people do in the modern era is fail to breed and live as leeches until they die
>>32593702Same.
>>32593697you‘re my opiate you‘re my dopamine bring me up until i cry
Oh heyI was just boutta go to bedI know we couldn't Skype tonight but, that's alrightAlright girl, I'll see you tomorrow
>>32593599>Why are you so curious about this?Yes mom is OCDish and my sister is schizo or anxiety disorder, I'm not sure. She recently made my parents believe that I'm trying to harm her because I asked her why she hasn't fed the dog, and screamed for my parents and made it look like I'm picking on her and my parents instantly believed her (because they see her as a poor hapless mentally ill person so if she screams for any reason it doesn't even matter why then I'm the bad guy by default). But she genuinely felt I was trying to attack her because she was freaked out in a paranoid way just because I asked her about the dog. And my parents yelled at me and threatened without even listening to me (they are usually reasonable people). So that happened the previous night and I was afraid of being shanked by her because she was so hysteric. Now I hadn't talked to them yet and I'm just contemplating moving out because we live together and it's gonna be so awkward from now on
femanon's the biggest voluntary celibate there is refusing 100% of men
remember, if her eyes arent blue, she's not a wife
>>32593704You know, I started noticing just from early life, before pol was even a thing. I bet they'll start scrubbing those sections clean in a few years.
>>32593712Her's are a deep green and she's the love of my life
>>32593712But I married her and her eyes are brown. Is she my wife or not?
>>32593702Have fun
Would you date this woman?
>>32593673Imagine showing cleavage for nice guys. That's fucked. How desperate do you have to be?
>>32593713Surprised they already haven't
>>32593710You really should move out if you're dealing with that. Moving out was the best decision I ever made. The independence feels so good, controlling your own destiny. It's 100% worth it.
>>32593715>he married someone meant for the streets
>>32593720I'm too young for you, JH
why do women openly shit talk everyone and then cry themselves to sleep in a cold bed
>>32593720no
>>32593707Thanks for being the first to sing along with me anon it was fun, your poems were quite poignant too. But I have to go to bed now.Every time you call, I'm awakeKeep me still, but don't let me waitTake me home, back then in the pastThis goodnight could be the last
>>32593701Black pilled again
>>32593729define shit talking
>>32593713>>32593723What dumb echo chambers do to men
>>32593720dating at 33 is like blowing your drug dealer because you can't afford heroin at full price
>>32593710How fucking old are you?
do women even get horny? like "holy shit i need sex now" horny? or is that just a male thing
>>32593731sleep well
>>32593720No I'm 20
>>32593739It happens. An ancient ache that has no place anymore in our world.
>pretty enough to marry a rich white chad and start a family> decide to procreate with hoodrats and become single mothersWtf is wrong with modern white girls?
>>32593740Oh lol holy shit it's you, good night princess.
>>32593729Weakness.
>>32593744I did the first and ended as the second. >being mentally ill0/10, can‘t recommend
I don't know how the numbers work but every woman in the late 20s early 30s range has a boyfriend and every man in that age range is single. I look at internet forums and it's the same, a few women (that mostly are already dating and just keep browsing because why not) and a mountain of single men. I fear we might've been lied to when it comes to demographic numbers. I suspect the reality is more like 70% men 30% women. I also look outside and see a lot more men than women basically evrywhere.
>>32593748you're a single mother?
>>32593752single women keep it to themselves that they are, no reason to wake the birds of prey
male need takes priority over female need!
>>32593735First, I'm not a man. Secondly, you can easily find statistics on Jewish over representation in finance, government, media, etc. Why is overrepresentation only bad when it's whites and asians?
>>32593756What about male sneeds
>>32593754mhm
>>32593744>modernBoomer women started this shitLook at the 70's and all those "free love" cults and communes
>>32593737People all over the world except America still live with their parents as adults. We have extended family relations and we don't just kick them out like a sick mutt when they're 18. Amazing right?
>>32593744women chose "doing the charleston (black person dance)" over healthy civilization
>>32593744>decide to procreate with hoodrats and become single mothers>Wtf is wrong with modern white girls?Most don't do that. Pol has enfeebled your mind
>>32593759How did you go from white husband to single mom?
>>32593726>very sick >come to /atoga/ for comfort >this bullying insteadFuck you all.
>>32593765by being incapable of having healthy relationships
>>32593767Did the doctor say it was baby fever
>>32593755Single women (that want to date) do not exist. Every single woman is single because she wants to
>>32593761>Amazing right?Not really, judging by your family situation, Rajesh
>>32593757You're really focused on this "representation" issue, and it's very silly.
>>32593744As a white guy trying to find a traitor-less white woman is like finding a unicorn
>>32593767You'd probably say I was creepy if I dated a 20yo girl at 33
>>32593770No. My throat feels like I was face fucked by a cheese grater, though.
>>32593774That's a you problem cuz I don't have that issue.
>>32593771exactly, which is why they won‘t let you know they are single
now i get it femanon is mentalcel. y'all had me going with all this incel hate, made me think you're a bunch of normalfags. this place is more mental than late night /pol/.
>>32593761Imagine still having to follow your parents' rules when you're like 35 lol
>>32593775Not if you are compatible.
>>32593769Did you cheat on your husband and have another man's baby while still married?Do you have BPD?
>>32593776Same dawg
Do you guys remember Bumble? The premise is that because men tended to be rude, when you match in Bumble the man can't speak until the woman speaks first.Well they added an update where the woman can instead choose a canned prompt and send it to the man, and then the man has to type first.This shit is so funny to me. Like they legitimately believed women wanted to message first and then ended up just trial-and-erroring back into the usual dynamic.
Nothing more feminine than making a big pot of stew out of ingredients you scrambled from the back of your cupboard. If only I had a horny moid to feed this to.
>>32593779>femanon is mentalcelso true
>>32593786LUST
>>32593779Why'd it take that long for you to realize that?
>>32593786Would eat
>>32593782>Did you cheat on your husband and have another man's baby while still married?no>Do you have BPD?probably, yeah
>>32593778So we agree that there's a huge surplus of men that want to date and no women to meet them
>>32593793Ooh can I tell the story? Please?
>>32593794yes
>>32593786>not fucking the brains out of your moid while stewing your miscellaneous ingredients, ensuring he has a huge appetite when it's finally ready
>>32593773What can I say, I believe in diversity ;)
>>32593793Are you a drug addict?Is your baby daddy actually black?
>>32593788YES
>>32593796huh? what story? go ahead, enjoy yourself
>>32593779Women are only unable to get men if they're holding themselves back, usually from mental issues.
>>32593772I'm European and yes I have a family "situation". It can happen sometimes when you have a family that doesn't kick you out on the streets like a diseased dog
>>32593802>Are you a drug addict?no>Is your baby daddy actually black?no
>>32593786Tfw no gf to feed me stew after I come home from a long battle
>>32593804He's going to launch into an incel screed
>>32593780>33>live with my dad>haven't followed any rules I didn't agree made the living situation with him more reasonable since I was like 17
>>32593810Wrong. I just know what happened.
>>32593810time will tell
>>32593786Femoid cooking skills are so shit Im assuming it looks like something straight out of RE7
>>32593807Well at least you're not a drug addictDo you get alimony from your ex husband?Did you cheat on your ex husband?
It's okay femanon. even if you turn 90, you'll always be my babygirl.
>>32593812Tell us.
>>32593813Have some fun, the nazi bf part just makes me laugh.
>>32593785Apparently women were concerned about getting dick pics on dating apps? Why not simply remove the ability to send pictures?
Double standards regarding men/women dating black girls has to change
>>32593806>EuropooDo you cheat on your girlfriends too?
It's okay femanon. Even if you just turned 18, you can still be my mommy gf.
>>32593820how then will they send abusechad pictures of her breasts and other portions of her body
>>32593824lol
>>32593816>Do you get alimony from your ex husband?i do now, after three years >Did you cheat on your ex husband?no
>>32593820I remember reading somewhere that some app added a sensitive filter for those kind of pictures. Like 80%+ of women opened the pic anyway knowing full well what it was.
>>32593815NTA, but I'm happy to prove you wrong.
>>32593818No, that would ruin it.
>>32593780No rules at my place but then again I'm not a little kid that needs rules to know what I have to do. Maybe you are projecting that.
>>32593819to be fair, most people are nazis here
>>32593822Only black woman Id marry and reproduce with is Aliya Will. But I would pump and dump JH
>>32593830why would you edge atoga like this
>>32593796>>32593819I want to know the story!
>>32593786What kind of slop is that?
>>32593828I do think women like a bit of outrage. Sorry femanons.
Women would you date a skinhead
>>32593785Yeah, women are lazy in dating and don't have to try. We know this. Prior to that update, women would often just send a period as their first message so the guy could start talking.I know a woman who made a post on one of the "personals" subr*ddits a single time, got hundreds of responses, and ended up dating and later marrying (and becoming a mother with) a guy who messaged her within a few hours. It literally took her only a few hours of waiting to find the love of her life once she tried putting herself out there. No man could ever achieve that feat.
>>32593829I wont say anything nice about your pieIm afraid to ask what horrors are stuffed in there
>>32593835Because really, who cares? You tell it, it's your life.
>>32593830Too late to back off now. Story time!
now that i know femanon is batshit and on the wrong side of the tracks i like her morefemanon why did you let yourself be bullied so much?
>>32593839i love the aesthetic but other than that, no thanks
>>32593834Fuck you. The father of my future child is going to be a part of their life, no matter what.
>>32593843it bores me >who caresexactly
>>32593844He can't after I predicted what his story would be
>>32593820They did. I haven't used any dating apps in well over 5 years, but even back then, Tinder had long since removed the ability to send pictures within the app.
>>32593849I would be, trough a wishboard and you will always remember me as you look into the kids beautiful blue eyes
>>32593845maybe i deserve it maybe it helps me to hold on to the tracks
>>32593841Here, I'll let you look inside. Just the normal stuff.
>>32593850I could spin it into an epic ballad, but there's a lot of details in there you probably don't want public.>>32593851It's not incel tripe you weird bastard, I literally loved this woman.
>>32593837God I love my guyslop
>>32593849nta but I think making women into single moms is kinda hot, I hope Trump removes the alimony thing already or nationalizes it.
>>32593859i trust you to decide what crosses the line
>>32593847I like it too but if I wore it out I'd probably get killed
thinking about starchy or fatty foods makes me nauseouswomen could you cook for someone like this?
>>32593859Alright, keep posting nonsense, you attention whore.
>>32593858What animal did those intestines come from?
>>32593855>>32593861It's fucks like you that terrify me concerning finally having unprotected sex. The idea of being tricked and dumped with the long term consequences nof my misplaced trust, affecting both my life and the new life of the child, makes me want to actually cry.
>they're both in here>I know both of themmessytoga
>>32593864shit happens>>32593865sure, there is lots of ways to keep things low fat low carb
>>32593868Freerange crabapples. They were slaughtered humanely, too.
>>32593870Hi
>>32593870do you?
>>32593870Threesome time
>>32593869>It's fucks like you that terrify me concerning finally having unprotected sex.that's what they're trying to do
>>32593858>cheesepie what have they done to you
>>32593871>sure, there is lots of ways to keep things low fat low carbcarbs are a-okay, just not starchesbread, potatoes, blegh
>>32593876Definitely feels deliberate, yeh.>>32593877That's butter you fucking mongo.
>>32593877Nigga where do you see cheese on there
>>32593869Bitch stop taking everything here so seriouslyYou tried putting a curse on me multiple times, I still dont think women are out to get me, just the black ones
>>32593863Of course you do. >>32593866Fine, here's the story.Our resident femanon did not have a nice life growing up, and left home young. As many young people do without guidance, they seek out people who can provide them safety and guidance, and in return, usually provide them a service. This femanon was very fertile, and got pregnant 3 separate times. The first time was an accident, to a man that never stayed around. The second time was a lie, to hold the one that can't be held in place. So yeah, 2/2. Mental illness is a bitch, but so are horrible parents. If you have kids, don't abuse them.
>>32593869Just because I think it's hot doesn't mean I'm an asshole. Plenty of guys find girls crying hot too but that doesn't mean they beat their gfs
>>32593880just find an anorexic girl and she will know exactly what to do
>>32593870Hi, E.
>>32593872You put crabs in a pie?
>>32593883Suck my ass.>>32593885You just want to cum in a woman consequence-free. It's such a moid thing to want.
>>32593881Oh. You win this round.>>32593882she's saying it's butter i thought it was cheese but it's not it's butter
>>32593788Please tell me "Good job, woman."
>>32593891Crabapples aren't crabs, they're apples. Confusing naming scheme, I know.>>32593893I win every round on ATOGA.
>>32593893Have you never seen butter in your life before
>>32593894adorable
>>32593892Lick my nuts.
>>32593894>heartGood job, woman.
>>32593892>You just want to cum in a woman consequence-free.Uh huh, yeh>It's such a moid thing to want.Nothing wrong with it either... Unprotected sex is fun
>>32593898You wish.
>>32593895What sort of apples have crabsWhich resident evil did you come from
MENWhat do you think about the morality/ethics of porn? Do you even think about that? And from 1-10:1= porn is very bad10=porn is amazing What number is it and why?
>>32593901Bet your BJs are all toothy, like scraping a windshield
>>32593903Morally and ethically porn is a 10/10. Actors are paid, plenty of porn is animated nowadays etc etc
>>32593884I expected something a bit more dramatic. What is your role in the narrative?
>>32593903>What do you think about the morality/ethics of porn?Like any industry that has shitty regulations, the work itself is fine, the bad actors in it make it dangerous. The fact it's so looked down upon is what makes it dangerous and bad. At it's peak, it could be a 10, but rn it's like a 4. It used to be way worse, the advent of Onlyfans was a band-aid for very real problems.
>>32593900Never had it, so I wouldn't know. Doesn't seem like it'd be that much better, though.>>32593902The ones that slept with your mother. Get fucked.
>>32593759Did you extort his house?
>>32593887that seems like the opposite of good advice, actually
>>32593913no
>>32593908Oh, nothing. I'm just an idiot.
>>32593903I think it's pretty shit but I don't really watch pro stuff, when I do I don't really think about it though.5Slakes the thirst for a little but it's a shit replacement for a gf.
>>32593903Depends on what you consider to be porn4, probablyIt's a minor issue
>>32593905Bitch I suck cock like it's keeping me alive. It's been a while, though.
>Got chewed out by professors>Perfectly good excuse for a nightmare>Still get one of my ex from years ago nowIt's over isn't it? This is my life now.
>>32593914oh well
>>32593910You should! Just get the pill and try it out, ask for a STD test first though
>>32593903the discussion about pornography and it's effects focuses far too much on moralizing if anything.In a lot of women it's just a way of rationalizing insecurity by deferring to it as a moral issue, when it needs to be viewed in a biological/health lens
>>32593895How did it turn out?>>32593896(You) need to look at more cheese.
Is an owner of a lonely heart much better than an owner of a broken heart?
>>32593924I always ask for tests before getting physical with a partner, but I hate birth control. I'm not taking raw dick until it's time to have a kid, anyways.
>>32593917That's somehow even sadder.
>>32593926It was great. I love picking my own fruits outside and baking them into whatever.
>>32593926Looks diff enough, still blaming this blunder on you
>>32593916Well, why not? Did you not divorce him?
Women how important is dick size truly?
>>32593930Yeah, I know.
>>32593920Yeah i bet, thats why no man stuck around
>>32593934this is fetish posting at this pointthere's no way we need to have this discussion yet again
>>32593921>still have dreams about my first crush that shot me down in fucking middle school >don't even know what he looks like anymore, just remember the last time O saw him in highschool
>>32593928You should start now desu, it's not like you'll have 3+ kids anyway. No condoms keeps the man at home
>>32593937size queen?
>>32593933how would i have even financed a house anon? >divorce him no, not yet
>>32593928>not making moids take your ass raw till you're ready to get preggo
>>32593936>>32593939The sex is one of the things that I'm not worried about in a relationship. I know it's always good, that's not a point to be concerned about. It's getting to that point that's difficult.
Do women really think men hate women?Do men really think women hate men?I read this thread as a depressed autist because it's like having friends that aren't fictional characters. I consider every femanon and anon my pals.
>>32593940sph fetishist?
>>32593944Hey bud, how about the Commanders? The Bucs are gonna have a firesale, huh?
>>32593849I would make you my mistress and let you stay in the big house. No more of that back breaking labour. Our children would be sent to France to get a proper education.
>>32593942Honestly, the only thing holding me back from experimenting that way is that I'm worried any given man, no matter how much we talked beforehand, would think the fact it's anal would excuse him to finish inside.
>>32593947As if your broke ass could even afford slaves. That's the least believable part of your fantasy.
>>32593948I think that's going to be an issue regardless.your hatred of cum is the biggest hurdle here
>>32593941So he was the one to finance the house and now you're going to divorce him and take it?
>>32593910all im saying is its a sad pie bud
>>32593946Yep. Just three points that's all it took.
>>32593955no, the house is gone a long time already
>>32593944>Do men really think women hate men?its not a ''think'' its a ''know''
>>32593953I'd be able to find some sort of compromise for the future father of our child. It wouldn't be an issue.>>32593956So rude.
>>32593958Pretty fucking insane that it was a donk, too. My buddy lost 7000 dollars on that game.
>>32593959>goneWhat happened to it?
>>32593962>So rude.don't be madbe better bud
>>32593964my sister and her family live in it now
>>32593943you need cum exposure therapy
>>32593952See, this is why you're perpetually single. A man shows interest in you and brush him off in such abrasive manner.
>>32593903Amatuer porn is basedIndustry porn is disgusting and I wouldn't be suppressed if 90% of the girls were trafficked or molested by the producers
>>32593968This sounds like the setup to an awful porno.
>>32593967So you did take his house and had your own family occupy it..
>>32593971No, its a setup to turning you into a wife
>>32593969An owner wouldn't be a partner. Fuck you.
>>32593973no, we were renting it and were looking for land to build our own
>>32593963Hate to see it. I called off the bet, something didn't sit right.
>>32593974Taking loads is not a prerequisite for getting married. If it was, it should be in the vows.
>>32593979You got me on my football knowledge, that's all I know. Thanks friend. ^_^
Thread's giving me a headache. Back to Breaking Bad.
>>32593937Kinda makes sense there's zero positive messaging around average/small penises unlike with tits.
>>32593978Hurry up and divorce him so that you can build a bigger and better house..
>>32593892>You just want to cum in a woman consequence-free.That's why I got a vasectomy, yes.
>>32593981No problem friend, good chat.
>>32593980taking loads is part of being married, how else are kids going to happen
>>32593990Everytime you mention that, it makes me sad. The one fantasy I have that involves cum is me getting knocked up.
>>32593985Jesse, WE HAVE TO POST
>>32593989he was wise enough to keep the money in his dads name, gotta give him thatmoral of the story: if you have a thing for „i can fix her“ type of girls, ask your dad to hoard your shekels
>>32593992It's required for babymaking, but not before then.
I only have raw sex with women who make more than me so all of them
>>32593995I really don't want to, it's making me pretty sick.
>>32593997you have to prepare the body for it, otherwise it goes into shock.You never had much cum inside you, a load could kill you
>>32593999sorry
>>32594001I'd work up to it. I've already planned out how I'd acclimate myself to it. It came to me in a sex dream.
women do not truly grasp the power of naked woman wearing one of your shirts which is way too big for her
>>32594003do tell.
>>32594005this shit is cringe
>>32593988Every time any woman says anything nice about average/small dicks, and every time a woman expresses a distaste for large dicks, men always act like it's some type of insulting and demeaning consolation prize. A woman could say "I like smaller dicks because I love giving blowjobs and I can do more stuff/have more fun/do it more often if my jaw isn't stretched to the limit just trying to get it in my mouth." and men would still respond "BUT YOU WOULDN'T DUMP A GUY IF HE HAD A HUGE COCK SO CHECKMATE YOU LYING SLUT". There's no winning against dumb insecurities like that.
GenderWhat do you do outside of work that isn't degenerate?
>>32594009M.I write and read. Going through Kant rn and also watching Breaking Bad for the first time and blogging about it to atoga.
>>32594006I'd just take it in the butt a bunch before finally trying for a kid. By then, I'd be less disgusted by the process overall.
>>32593999My name is Skyler White yoMy brother in law is a jannyYou will be one sorry individual
>>32594008nta but anyone not believing women on this topic is pornbrained
>>32594013*leans forward*I fucked JH.
>>32594007i understand naked women aren't everyone's cup of tea but that doesn't make it cringe, it's okay to be gay
>>32594015I AM THE ONE WHO CUMS
>>32593837Wifeslop. Potato, squash, onion, white beans, chili, lard, pork, yogurt, onions sauce, salt. Tastes good, though.
>>32594008How big is too big for blowjobs? I love blowjobs.
>>32594018Her ass is TIGHT, TIGHT, TIGHT, TIGHT
>>32593994I mean, worst case, I could try to get it reversed, or I think there's even an IVF type of thing to try to get a woman pregnant as a one-off. Still, I just want to be able to have raw sex without the woman having to mess with her hormones or otherwise have her body messed with in order to prevent pregnancy.
>>32594017naked women are basedmuh oversized shirt isn't
>>32594024"based" is like the last word a straight person would use to refere to naked women. It's okay to be gay flowerboy.
>>32594022It's crazy to me that men could care so much about raw sex that they're willing to possibly permanently alter their bodies through surgical means just to have more of it.
>>32594026Hey don't hecking insult le queen of letoga like that.
>>32594029>king
>>32594027the entire male identity is good pussy.
>>32593996Better luck with the next scheme
>>32594026the oofy doofy ned flanders final attack - "ur gay!! you can't criticize me because I LOVE WOMEN!!!!"
>>32594027Being a man is hard
>>32594032thanks but i think i have had enough of that
>>32594031I feel bad for men. Like, I am categorically OBSESSED with cock, but I wouldn't make myself infertile to get more of it.
>>32594008I understand not minding smaller cocks but actually having a preference for that sounds weird. But I guess different strokes (pun intended) for different folks.
>>32594027It's something a lot of couples do when they don't want more/any kids, and it's far less invasive/expensive for the guy to get a vasectomy than it is for the woman to get her tubes tied or the like.
>>32594038Men fight internally a lot, some lose that fight.
Walt is such a fucking karen, holy shit.
>>32594038Most men aren't expecting any girl to be interested in them long term, so they do dumb shit to make the most of a good thing.
>>32593996NTA but do you think this was a conscious attempt to prevent you from getting a part of his property in the case of a divorce or a mere coincidence?
>>32593994NTA but I'm getting a vasectomy so that a woman can't hold my child hostage and use it to smash my soul into pieces and ruin my life, not for unprotected sex.
>>32594038But you don't seem to mind condoms at all. I know a woman who hates them, who took hormonal birth control even though it wrecked her libido just because she'd rather have occasional raw sex than frequent condom sex. The guy getting a vasectomy means they'd have frequent raw sex, the best of both worlds.
>>32594021Black, brown , white ,whatever man just keep bringing me more of that JH
>>32594041If it's done after starting a family, I guess that's reasonable.>>32594042>>32594044>>32594047That's sad.>>32594048Shit like this makes me curious. I love sex, like more than most things. I genuinely can't imagine sex being so much better without a condom on a guy that it'd justify fucking with my hormones to get it. And I know, of anyone, I'm the most likely to fuck myself up for the sake of the best sex possible.
>>32594045a bit of both, his dad got an inheritance (1.5 mils) from a childless relative and divided it between his sons, he kept it in his name first whilst looking for a suitable object to not bump them up in the tax bracket but when things got bumpy in our marriage they decided to keep it that way and about a year later to put both parts of the inheritance into the brothers house so it will be locked up for a long timei‘d say this was the dads foresight desu
>>32594021>>32594050Fuck you both. Go get each others' contact info and do your watch party/gooning session without us.
>>32594027i just developed an anal fetish instead desuvasectomies are the epitome of cucked
>>32594051>I genuinely can't imagine sex being so much better without a condom on a guy that it'd justify fucking with my hormones to get itNta but don't you care about his feelings? Imagine having a long term bf and forcing him to wrap his dick with plastic
>>32594054Don't worry, I hate myself too.
>>32594055That seems more ideal, honestly. I'd rather get buttfucked than make the future love of my life feel compelled to surgically alter his body.>>32594056It's hard to empathize with how much it affects a guy, I guess. My exes didn't complain about condoms, so all the discourse comes from you guys here. And that's sometimes hard to appreciate as generally applicable to the real world.>>32594058I don't hate you, I just don't want you spoiling the show I've never watched.
>>32592800I think I have a thing for blond men
>>32594060>My exes didn't complain about condomsMen take what they can get
>>32594060>I just don't want you spoiling the show I've never watched.Oh you really should. I'm on 3x04 and it's really fucking good. Shorts and people talking about it don't do it justice.
i never really noticed due to porn brain but i think my dick is actually kind of big
>>32594056She also makes them pull out and finish in a trashcan.
>>32594054>>32594060JH how the fuck did you never watch breaking bad?It's millennial's Sopranos
>>32594051>I genuinely can't imagine sex being so much better without a condom on a guy that it'd justify fucking with my hormones to get it.Some women don't think a condom feels noticeably worse when the guy wears a condom, some women think sex feels amazingly better raw. I have no idea where you'd land on that scale.>And I know, of anyone, I'm the most likely to fuck myself up for the sake of the best sex possible.You ran away from a chance at sex because (among other reasons) you hadn't VETTED the condoms, and here you are saying you wouldn't mess your hormones either. Your words don't match your actions.
>>32594062I'm a blond guyHow you doin?
>>32594063I don't want to be a consolation.>>32594064I'd watch it if I had the free time.>>32594066I usually jerked exes off into a towel while saying sexy things. Fuck you.>>32594067I can't commit to watching a whole series of something. No time.
>>32594075>no timeCut down the atoga or post and watch it.
>>32594067NTA, I've never watched Breaking Bad or the Sopranos. It's not hard to not do something.
>>32594075>I don't want to be a consolation.thats just how it goes. Either that or you bag a chad and share him with 10 other women
>>32594074I have to study but I'm procrastinating
>>32594054Little JH, what kind of anon speaks to the MODS? No anon. No anon at all
>>32594075>I usually jerked exes off into a towel while saying sexy things.Oh, huh. I thought you were so cum-averse that your preference was to have them finish themselves off in the bathroom or something.
>>32594075>I'd watch it if I had the free time.JH You've been posting here for nearly a decade wtf are you talking about
>Ted falls in love with SkylerRookie mistake.
>>32594072Listen fuckface, you need clarification about that whole thing if you keep bringing it up erroneously. I was drunk and didn't think it was a smart call to do that while impaired. That was the main dealbreaker. I could trust her to bring condoms, she's an expert at not getting pregnant.
for the guys, you guys ever ignore good looking girls that were into you and chased other girls, not necessarily even good looking, that didn't give a shit about you? looking back I went after troubled mediocre girls just because something in their looks just did it for me, though I ignored much prettier girls that liked me.
>>32594060>My exes didn't complain about condomsMaybe because they didn't want the sex to stop altogether? You've probably never asked them for their actual opinion because at the end of the day you don't care.
>>32594086>girls that were into youI dont believe this ever happened or I couldnt tell
>>32594082She makes them put tissues over their dick so the cum isn't visible.
>>32594076>>32594083Most of the time, I post multiple replies at once because I'm jumping on in between housework or workwork. I literally maintain an entire home myself, shit like an hour long episode of something would need to be broken up into so many five minute chunks.Today I'm sick as a dog and in bed, though. Maybe I could start it.
>>32594060>than make the future love of my life feel compelled to surgically alter his body.Real. I really cannot justify making my partner chemically alter her hormones for the same reason.
>>32592800State gender Is this true?
>>32594088I asked my last exbf and he said he was okay wearing condoms because the risk mitigation was important to him. But he was also a virgin before we started fucking, so maybe he's not a good example.>>32594082I have asked a bf to do that before, but usually I'm too into a guy's faces when he cums to miss out on seeing that.
>>32594097fyes
>>32594092Well some women experience more manageable periods thanks to hormonal bc. For them, it makes sense at least. It personally fucks me up, though.
>>32594097>twitter vomit postthank you so much for this
>>32594086no girl has ever liked me so i can't really empathize with this at all
>>32594097MEc*o needs a ballgag and duct tape on her fingers so she can't speak or type
>>32594085Oh, okay. I'm sorry.
>>32594109Also his dick was intimidating.
>>32594097MYes, it's true.
>>32594112I can't tell if this is an actual JH post or someone trying to be funny.
Condoms are tight, imagine unironically forcing your boyfriend which you ALLEGEDLY care about to squeeze his penis blood flow with a wrapper bcs you don't want a pill
>>32594097>have self respectWomen discovering this in 2025 huh?
>>32594118I'm making myself vulnerable by admitting my thought process here and now you're saying that shit.
>>32594102If my gf had bad periods there are other angles I'd like to explore in healing those. I don't believe that hormonal BC is the only option available, as liberally (and often irresponsibly) as it is prescribed for absolutely every problem a woman might be struggling with.
>>32594097yeah, it's off putting knowing my girl dated trash, I'd probably not stay around for long.
>>32594119>bcs you don't want a pillBro is so new he doesn't even know the lore
>>32594052It would have seemed exceedingly Machiavellian to go into a prospective long-term relationship like that. Not unreasonable, but very calculating.
>>32594119imagining demanding your gf take the pill even knowing the risk it could destroy her libido just because you NEED to cummy in the pussy lmao
>>32594119Don't men LIKE sticking their dicks into tight things?>>32594124True. It's not a cure-all.
>>32594132the condom simply hurts, especially at the base due to the ring... oh the painful ring
Women, why do you care so much about things like birthdays or anniversaries?
>>32594131I don't have to imagine it
>>32594123I'm sorry again, I just thought it was someone trying to put words in your mouth. I remember you saying you thought it was big, but also that you thought your anxiety about the situation might've made it seem bigger than reality in your mind. That's different than saying that one of the reasons you ran away was that his dick was "intimidating". I don't know whether it was just bigger than you thought it'd be, or if you thought it was genuinely huge, or something else.
>>32594135ritual to express gratitude for the people in our life by putting in extra effort to celebrate
>>32594085https://archive.4plebs.org/adv/thread/32570273/#q32570986>I didn't vet the condoms, we didn't discuss expectations and boundaries before they started, I didn't have any towels and stuff like that ready
>>32594135NAG but for free gifts forever, inflation adjusted to reach the price of iPhones.
>>32594143I can put extra effort everyday or when I feel like it.
>>32594132>Don't men LIKE sticking their dicks into tight things?Only if the tight thing is providing stimulation/pleasure by sliding up and down. A condom just clings.
>>32594142That's okay.It's hard to judge in retrospect. I just remember that the size it looked just added one more concern to the pile of concerns about it in my drunk head.
>>32594147ofc yes, but if you are busy with life, sometimes time slips through your fingers and before you know it, you went three years without celebrating someone you love it‘s just a reminder to dedicate one day a year to them
>>32594131My GF chose to take BC because she wanted my raw dick. Us not using condoms was her choice.
I'm lying in my bed with a fever. JH why did you do this? We had actual wholesome conversations.
>>32594144Now bring up the part where I first and foremost mentioned I was drunk. And also find that old voca of when I did my bimbo laugh, I can't find it when I wanted to bring up again. Thanks archive-anon.
>>32594152>you went three years without celebrating someone you loveIf that's the case then maybe this trash relationship doesn't deserve to be celebrated.
>>32594149So just sticking your dick in a butt would be painful if there was no movement? That's actually a big deal.>>32594154If I'm suffering this badly, everyone else deserves it, too.
/atoga/ has JH historians that keep detailed records of every post JH has ever typedTruly 4chan's best thread
>>32594156oh anon
>>32594159>If I'm suffering this badly, everyone else deserves it, too.That's mega rude.
>>32594155You spam that voca every other thread.
>>32594159>So just sticking your dick in a butt would be painful if there was no movement? That's actually a big deal.NTAbut no it wouldn't, but maybe if she squeezed really tightwhat he should have mentioned is the texture of the condom specifically makes it unpleasurable when combined with the tightnessa condom encompasses the whole dick
>>32594162And mega deserved.>>32594164And I deleted my notepad with the voca links I used. I have to reupload old ones now if I want to reshare them, but my computer sucks to turn on.
>>32594161I just feel like I'm being blackmailed for no reason, I want to do things because I want to do them, when the time and the place is right.
Girlsif a woman or man didn't have sex during their teens, 20s, or most of their 30s. Did they miss anything? Or can they still have all the same experiences starting in their 40s? Was the time actually lost?
Gender: thoughts on my hot take?I think we should nationalize child support payments so men would be more eager to settle down and have kids
>>32594169i know, i understand that very well, as someone with insane demand avoidance that despises the idea of having to perform on command but still, it‘s worth it it‘s worth having a day you anticipate and plan for, where it‘s all about making someone feel seen and special
>>32594172Translation: work your ass of and pay for Darnell's baby momma purses as she complains about men on TikTok.Yeah, getting right on that.
>>32594172MSo now we have to pay taxes for every fuckwit who cums in a vagina?
>>32594159>So just sticking your dick in a butt would be painful if there was no movement?No, I never said anything about it being painful. A condom just doesn't add to the pleasure, because tightness without motion isn't pleasurable. It'd be like someone eating you out by just pressing their tongue against your clit and then refusing to move at all, except to move exactly as you do so that the stimulation/pressure on your clit never changes whatsoever.On top of that, the condom gets in the way of feeling anything else, taking away some of the pleasure and making it harder to finish.
>>32594172>men would be more eager to settle down and have kidsYou do know that more gen Z men want to have kids than gen Z women right?
>>32594172M"No."
>>32594179That's a millennial.
>>32594172It's called welfare you absolute monogloid.
>>32594172Welfare is already a thing. If you pay taxes you already pay child support for children who aren't yours. You are a literal tax cuck.
>>32594179has she really made hundreds of shittoks with the exact same text?
>>32594178>It'd be like someone eating you out by just pressing their tongue against your clit and then refusing to move at allGod I wish I had even that going on.
>>32594175>>32594177>>32594184>>32594182You already so though. The cost of putting children through public schools completely dwarfs the costs of nationalised child support.I thought atoga cared about birth rates but you're just libcucks
>>32594168WHAT FOR? What did I do?
>giving my gf head is gay, does she really need to have orgasms?>MY guaranteed orgasms aren't as good if i'm wearing a condom, can't she just fuck up her hormones and risk stroke to let me raw dog for 4 minutes?>ok she's on the pill now but creampies are boring, i want anal. why does it matter that it hurts and makes her incontinent? women are so selfish and entitledWhy are these common relationship concerns both in normie mags and on atoga? Are all men abusechads?
>>32592811>6 feetI have 2>7 figuresNot a weeb>8 inchesSee above
>>32594190You made fun of me. For that, you must pay dearly.
>>32594197No I didn't, at most I think I simp for you every once in a while.
>>32594188Education actually benefits a kid. Child support mostly benefits the mother because when the child grows up, it still needs hundreds of thousands of dollars of debt to continue his education thanks to his mother's money management skills of putting the child support money into luxury goods, nails and vacations with Chadong, without investing any of it for the child's future.
>>32594192>ive combined the contradicting opinions of 6 different people into one to make the flimsiest strawman everwere you thinking when you made this post?
>>32594097MI mean she needs to define what good man means, but she means Chad.Here's the thing most of the 1.4k women who liked her tweet and fellow retarded cunts like >>32594099 need to to acknowledge:Chad means this for Stacey. He doesn't give a fuck about Beckies standards, and if he does, it's because he's self aware enough to understand that he gets a constant stream of pump and dump material through their stupid asses if they also think those standards apply to them.Many a people thing "What standards do high value people want me to have?"Never "Am I high value enough in the first place to be who they're talking about?"We need to start bringing back calling most women ugly whores to their faces. The fact is too many people have their egos inflated nowadays, if this woman were honest she would have said "Delusions aside, the fact is deep down, I would rather spend a lifetime being pumped and dumped by hot men and never date men I deserve who would actually love me."
>>32594198Simping is also equally punishable. I want to be actually appreciated, not just talked to in the hopes of getting nudes.
I simp for camwhores and vtubers because it makes women seethe
>>32594172I think the world has too many people already.
>>32594188There is substantial data that more generous welfare payments don't make people have more children. I also think education has become a cargo cult.
>>32594203>Chad means this for Stacey. Male whores statistically pair up with female whores. The opposite of pickiness is what defines Stacy and Chad both.>I would rather spend a lifetime being pumped and dumped by hot menThe male desire to sleep around is bottlenecked by women simply not having casual sex, despite of your beliefs. You can see the natural equilibrium of the male libido and sexual health in gay male dating culture, which is what you have projected on heterosexual women, despite of the modern men's problems and frustrations stemming from the fact that female desires do not line up with the male need for whoredom at all.
Is it normal to want to be with your partner when you’re away or go to work? I literally think about going home to her all day. Love is crazy. The fear of being hurt is crazy. But all the good stuff happens too when you’re that vulnerable
>>32594216NTA but for women, casual sex is commonplace in the form of casual relationships and FWB arrangements.
>>32594210Not the right kind of people.
Manifesting well wishes and return to good health for all the sick femanons today.
>>32594204We usually just talk about the relationship search and how its going.
Manifesting cancer that kills all femanons.
>>32594223Thank you. Manifest me an orgasm too, while you're at it.
>>32594216I'm not going to respond to this because the fact is that rates of casual sex isn't what my post was about, you're talking about something radically different to everything I had written.
>>32594224That doesn't sound like simping to me.And an update on the search: I'm still single. Big surprise.
>>32594187I mean, same, in a way. I'd be thrilled if a woman just wanted to hold my cock on her mouth, even if she didn't want to suck on it or move her tongue or do anything else. It would just be nice, and make me feel desired.
>>32594234>I'd be thrilled if a woman just wanted to hold my cock on her mouthThat'd also be hot. Pretty hard to resist just escalating from there, though. Wait, what were we talking about again?
>>32594232Sometimes I go a little overboard because I’m looking for someone too. Did you have a big thing planned with some people in your friendgroup?
>>32594230Both posts are about your whorish projections. You want to be pumped and dumped. You see the sexual market imbalance and you are jealous that women have that opportunity. You fail to understand that the market imbalance exists because women do not want it.
Is it detrimental to your mental health to be around low IQ people? I think my job might be killing me.
>>32594236Not really. Now my friend group is extra complicated with the FWB thing dying, so I've been looking outwardly to meet new people anyways. Too sick for dating lately, though.
>>32593903I choose to think that everyone involved in producing porn do so out of their own free will, and the degradation involved is therefore no greater than selling you soul to any other workplace like everyone does.This is probably not quite as accurate as I'd like to believe.
>>32594237>Both posts are about your whorish projections. You want to be pumped and dumpedOh I see.Then kill yourself you stupid bitch. No, that isn't what incels want at all, there's a stability that comes with relationships that women don't give a shit about because they want sex with Chad which is exponentially more validating, incels wouldn't exist because they could just use escorts, but escorts don't solve the fundamental problem. Either way this is a deflection post from WIDF to try and once again make themselves seem innocent, so I know you aren't serious, you're just pretending to be retarded to try and win an argument you can't, because you know incels are always right.
>>32594239Damn, how did that happen? You two were inseparable.
>>32594238Yeah, I started my own business for this reason, not for the money, being able to tell retards to fuck off is worth every bit of it.
>>32594244Bailed on the New Year's threesome and now they're just seeing each other again, so zero chance of us continuing anything.
>>32594235I dunno. One of my favorite things is getting hard in a woman's mouth, watching as she starts by easily having her lips around the base and swirling her tongue around my flaccid shaft. Then, her head slowly moving away as my dick gets too big for her to fit it in her mouth anymore, her jaw dropping as I get thicker and thicker. God, I miss it.
How do you actually build more confidence and eliminate / get a hold on insecurities?
>>32592805>ITT: Narcissists.Well, you got that right.
>>32594260do things that make you feel proud to be you
>>32594255These >tfwnobf feelings aren't helping my illness.
>>32594255delete this
>>32594253So whats the plan, another FWB will looking for a guy or are you going celibate
>>32594229You need to rest.
>>32594097MNo, because some people were raised wrong or in a community where it was difficult for them to develop a real sense of self-worth.For some it takes years to understand that what they've experienced with partners is not the norm.
>>32594265I mean, I'm just hornyposting. My goal with that isn't to cure disease.
kiss femoid butts
>>32594268Looking for a bf, like usual. Possibly going to try apps again.>>32594269If I lie down, it makes me cough up a lung, so no.>>32594271That's not fair.
>>32594249I think I need to start making YouTube videos or something. Even if I can't fully make a living off of it, just some extra income I can save so I can get out of here sooner would be nice.
nobody in this thread can comprehend my suffering as a 5'3 man.
>>32594284My girlfriends brother is like 5’1 and has a 6’0 tall blonde girlfriend who is pretty attractive Do better
>>32594276I want a guy to spend a whole day kissing every square inch of my butt in reverence of it.
>>32594097MYes, but I'm not going to stick around if I'm the first guy you've ever had "standards" with.
>>32594287butt worship is just my thing
>>32594277>it makes me cough up a lung,Imagine how bad I'd feel if that happened because I gave you an orgasm. I'm being responsible with my powers.
>>32594267Why? >>32594277>That's not fair.I don't know what you want me to do about the fact that I'm horny while you're sick.
>>32592800State genderThoughts on this?
>>32594290I think worshipping each others' bodies should be a requirement for a relationship.>>32594291It'd be worth the suffering.>>32594292Obviously you need to hornypost more until you also get sick.
>>32594277Prime student guys in your lab and you go for apps? Come on girl, you’re willing to endure freezing temperatures to show off your butt in tights. Tried any new hobbies to bring you out into new groups of people?
>>32594297>I think worshipping each others' bodies should be a requirement for a relationship.I'll worship her whole body, but I'm happy if she just worships my dick and balls.Maybe my arms and hands if she's into that
>>32594294MSounds like momma is confusing the professional ballet scene with after school ballet classes, it's utterly ridiculous and it's on the same level as not letting your son play baseball because you're worried he'll get into steroids. Personally I did a year of ballet in elementary and gymnastics up until junior high before I gravitated towards more masculine sports, it's a great way for a kid to learn some balance and techniques which last a lifetime and it's a good social outing for them + tires kids out which is always a benefit.
>>32594298I'm too terrified of getting in trouble after all those mandatory sexual harassment seminars at work. Even if there's a new semester starting soon so it'll be the perfect time to go guy watching.>>32594302Would a gf wanting to enjoy most of your body be too off-putting?
>>32593344>You're basically QTThat guy is nothing like me >sleeps around>drives>has high self-esteemHe sounds like an Andrew Tate wannabe, no wonder only shallow thots are dating him
>>32594294I don't think they're passing around trays of cocaine at a children's after school ballet club lol
>>32594308>drivesnta but is this really a big deal? Maybe my American is showing but I've had a license since I was 14.
>>32594307Do I remember right, you said you’ll be going back to school. Is that the plan? What will the age difference be
>>32594297>Obviously you need to hornypost more until you also get sick.Give me a general direction to go in and I'll try to produce a high-quality hornypost about it.
>>32594313I plan on it sometime this year, yeh. There probs won't be a huge gaps in ages, since continuing education is pretty normal nowadays.
Tfw when woman is being a complete mess from being ill, and for some reason it makes her seem ridiculously hot and fuckable.
>>32594314Men, what sorts of toys would you be comfortable with using on your gf? What would be your favorite to try?
>>32594307>Would a gf wanting to enjoy most of your body be too off-putting?Nah, I'd be flattered, but I'm just not used to being the centre of attention, so to speak. Maybe it's something I'd get used to in a relationship over time, I don't know.
>>32594319anal beadsbutt plugsmmaaaybe dildosi don't like vibrators
>>32594320>but I'm just not used to being the centre of attentionYou deserve to be. It should be mutual in a relationship. Taking turns being the star and all that.
>>32594091>would need to be broken up into so many five minute chunksWatch something like Azumanga Daioh that's five minute segments >>32594027Nta but for me it wouldn't be so much about having "more" sex as just completely eliminating the risk of having a kidIf I ever became sexually active I'd get a vasectomy because it's just logical
>>32594316Go get them tiger. You’ll have to be quick because there’s probably not going to be many single people there.
>>32594322>i don't like vibratorsExplain. Do you mean little vibes, full powered dildos, or both?
>>32594286Is he rich?
>>32593903M, I think it's generally quite an exploitative and seedy industry, which is why I prefer drawn stuff
>>32594319I dont really care, maybe clone a willy for shits and giggles
>>32594325>Azumanga DaiohThat's not anime, is it?>the risk of having a kidSo having a kid is totally off the table for you?>>32594327Exactly. Especially at my age, it's hard to find single peers.
>>32594332I always assume those would end up being low quality for some reason.
How do you stop being afraid of being cheated on
>>32594328little vibes, but I don't really know what makes a full powered dildo
>>32594319Pretty much anything she enjoys.A cute little buttplug up her ass, a dildo in her pussy and my cock fucking her throat at the same time.Sounds like a good time.
>>32594336Eh there are probably many, just depends on the groups you move in. Did you try to expand your circle?
>>32594342A powered dildo is a penetrative toy that usually has some sort of rotor to add vibration/gyration. Some have little extra parts, like rabbit vibes. Small vibes are pretty much just for clit stim.
>>32594336>not anime, is itWatch it and find out ;P>having a kid is totally off the table for youYou shouldn't be giving birth on the table...But yeah, I'm 100% sure I don't want a child, I have personal reasons for that
>>32594287Can I chomp it too?
>>32594341You should probably minimize the risk so be clingy and make your relationship worthwhile.
>>32594319>what sorts of toys would you be comfortable with using on your gf?Anything that doesn't seem like it'd cause her harm. I'd also greatly prefer that any dildos she uses were smaller than my dick, but that's not a hard limit, depending on her reasoning.>What would be your favorite to try?I'm curious to see how much she'd enjoy vibrating cock rings. Pressing fully into her so that the vibrating part is right against her clit, feeling her grind against me as she enjoys the clit stimulation while also being filled by me (as the cock ring will also make my cock thicker than it already is), it seems like a wonderful time. Or, just using a vibrator or the like on her while she's tied up. It would be amazing to see her writhe in overwhelming pleasure (within reason, depending on her limits) without her being able to stop it. I want her to be an exhausted, extremely happy and satisfied mess by the time I'm done with her.
>>32594340Its a simple silicone mold, its not rocket science, just make sure to shave beforehand
>>32594343Do you just prefer oral, or is that purposefully teasey?
>>32594172>Gender: thoughts on my hot take?>I think we should nationalize child support payments so men would be more eager to settle down and have kidsno. Men should also get child support if the woman doesn't want to keep the baby. Both should support each other. Think of your fucking children or your future children. Ffs aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>32594312Well I'm just saying that that anon is not like me because I don't have a driver's license and don't intend to get oneI prefer to cycle/walk everywhere for fitness and the environment. Also I'm a lunatic so my insurance would probably be really high
>>32594344Not yet. Not many chances lately. Doing so online might be my best bet.>>32594347>I have personal reasons for thatFair enough. I hope that you're okay with that.
>>32594348I'd be upset if there was no biting.
>>32594358Try to find a male dominated hobby you’d at least kinda like. Its tough but you got it.Tried approaching any guys at the gym? I know you go there to show off a lil
>>32594346I'll have to think about how I feel about those to be honest.
>>32594355I'm thinking a dildo down her throat will not really do much for her, so she might as well try and see if she can still keep up with the sucking when her mind has melted away from her holes down below already being used.
>>32594351>(as the cock ring will also make my cock thicker than it already is)Is that what they actually do? I don't understand the science behind that, and I set up fucking anatomy and physiology labs.
>>32594361Do you know your butt circumference? How much ass are we talking about here?
>>32594363They're pretty overwhelming, honestly. They're very much more of a solo toy than a bedroom thing to share, if you ask me.
>>32594319M, I think I've used almost every sex toy available on a woman. Here are a few thoughts>dildosKind of fun, it's interesting to just get her off and observe>hitachi/external vibratorI like these a lot more than dildos, they seem more effective and you can really send a girl over the edge with them, one of these plus a pair of handcuffs is a fun time.>penis sheatheKind of a hit to the ego for obvious reasons, still it's fun to fuck a girl with a monster cock that also vibrates>vibrating cock ringhonestly probably my favorite one that I've tried, it doesn't really do much for me but they always seem to do wonders for the girl.>buttplugsI'm not really all that into anal so these don't do much for me, I probably wouldn't stick one in a girl unless she really liked it up the butt or she wanted to be degraded or something.>handcuffs/bondage gearI've usually just preferred to tie a girl's hands with a towel if she wanted to be restrained, but if she wants to get theatrical then sure, why not, break out the cuffs and kinky shit. I've always found most of it to be novelties that you use one time and then never again.
>>32594135>Women, why do you care so much about things like birthdays or anniversaries?I don't and I do. As long you remember to be appreciative
>>32594366Nta, it makes the dick bigger and some say that you can last longerMe and my ex experimented with just hair ties and it made the veins pop out like a snickers bar
>>32594366Cocks get hard because blood is prevented from leaving. A tight (but not too tight) ring around the base helps with that. That said, it changes the... texture, I guess, of the dick? It's puffier, as opposed to being more solid/rigid. But it's definitely thicker, to a degree the woman will notice.It's important to keep in mind the time limit, though. Cock rings shouldn't be worn for longer than 20 minutes.
>>32594362I don't have many hobbies in general. I'm not a very physical person, so all those hobbies would be too hard to keep up with. And I only go to the gym to stay fit and get schlick fuel, not looking to get mixed up with someone and losing the one gym nearby me.
>>32594366NTADo you not know how blood flows into limbs?It flows away from your body from the inside and flows back into your body closer to the skin. So by putting on a cockring, you restrict the backflow of blood into your body.Why do you think for injections people put on those straps around your arm...?
>>32594286>My girlfriends brother is like 5’1 and has a 6’0 tall blonde girlfriend who is pretty attractive That's what they all say.
>>32594364>I'm thinking a dildo down her throat will not really do much for herYou'd be surprised. Depends of you literally mean down the throat, though. Toys with very little give aren't great for blowing.>>3259437044" hips, if that tells enough.
>>32594330Did you decide to be lazy and poor?
>>32594391NTA but I love when JH mentions how big her ass is.
>>32594358>hope that you're okay with thatYeah I'm gucciGl on your love quest lolHave you thought about putting your dad in a home
>>32594371that makes sense, yeah
>>32594391>You'd be surprised.I'm thinking of a certain someone and I know she'd rather have my cock.
>>32593572Every single person at any age gay or otherwise notices and reacts to it if that's what you mean. There are sometimes guys who try too hard to act like they're unfazed by it though, they're usually combative and try to take away compliments other people give you right in front of you, stuff like that. Less common the older you go. And of course there are shy men/women who do everything they can to pretend they don't even know you're in the room as them, going out of their way to avoid glancing in your general direction.
>>32594385>>32594388I figured, given the spongey nature of a cock, that it didn't follow typical rules concerning vascularization. A cock ring would block flow in AND out, at least in my head.
>>32594389>5’1 and has a 6’0 tall blonde girlfriendBro activated the cheat code and won at lifeMy stepmom was also much taller than my father because he had rizz
>>32594387Come on, you’re not 16 anymore, you can handle a rejection and keep going to the same gym. You’re both adults. Its also a free ice breaker if you ask a guy if he can watch your form/spot you>inb4 I just do cardioSay you’re new
>>32594400>at least in my head.Good you added that, because that's not how it works. lol
>>32594391>44" hips, if that tells enough.Mm-mm-mmm. Very tasty
State gender.Would you trade half the world's population for love?
>>32594311>I don't think they're passing around trays of cocaine at a children's after school ballet club loloh sweet summer child
>>32594405Which half?
>>32594405I'd trade half the world's population for nothing
>>32594400Well, I don't know what to tell you. I've worn a cock ring multiple times, and it makes my dick noticeably thicker.
>>32594405MNo, that's just a tad bit too selfish.I wouldn't kill a single innocent person just for that.
>>32594373>but they always seem to do wonders for the girlAre you guys being paid to shill these, or are they really that great? I'm curious yo try putting one on a guy now. Like to see how it works and changes his dick, for starters.
>>32594408You can choose.
>>32594391>44" hipsWtf. That's at least ten inches bigger than mine.
>>32594394It's like one of a small handful of things I think I can brag about.>>32594395I wouldn't be able to afford it, I need his income to afford to live in this home. Not to mention the only reason I can stay here is that I help out. I wouldn't be able to afford an apartment, either. Shit is expensive.
>>32594413I'm one of the guys who's been talking about cock rings, but I've never gotten to try a vibrating one. I have no idea how good they are. They'd definitely be more for the woman than the man, though.
>>32594419>small handfulI see what you did there. I guess I'll play along.More than a small handful, obviously.
>>32594405FDoes all of Africa, China, and India add up to half the world's population? If so, yes.
>>32594397If I got to choose where dick goes, most of the time I'm not picking my mouth unless I know I'm getting more later.>>32594402Are guys at gyms as stereotypically fuckboy-ish as the internet makes them seem? It's hard to tell when everyone is honestly so quiet at my gym.
>>32594414Bye bye india and africa
>>32594355NTAI'm just fucking wild about oral. What I'd do for a GF to have a powerful oral fixation, good God.
Why am I so constantly needing stimulation?
>>32594424>If I got to choose where dick goes, most of the time I'm not picking my mouth unless I know I'm getting more later.I know, JH, but you weren't the girl I was thinking of. :p
>>32594403Weird. I need to take another look at the cock models at work, clearly.>>32594410How much thicker? Could you like measure next time?>>32594420And now I have to wonder how the vibrating ones differ in their ability to keep it thick compared to a normal one. This is brand new sex toy science to explore.
>>32594417I can't tell if this is like complimentary incredulity, or if you're offput.>>32594421I swear I didn't mean to make a pun.>>32594426I have an oral fixation, I'm always biting something. But I have a sexual gratification fixation that's even stronger. So sex needs to include more than that.
>>32594434What's your BMI?
>>32594424You can find out by talking to them, recently tons of introverted guys that are going now because its trendy
>>32594428Attention span reduction because of the constantly stimulating world we live in, probs.>>32594429The most painful words to read while hornyposting. Give me a hint then.
>>32594413>being shilled to sell cock ringsI always buy the super cheap ones that have the quality of chuckie cheese prizes and are sold in a big bin at the adult shop checkout. Anyways like anything else if your guy doesn't know what to do with it then it's not going to make a difference, it's fairly simple really, during the act maximize contact between the little vibrating motor and the clit, as far as effort vs reward I'd say that it's the sex toy most worth it.
>>32592811Why is it always fat women that have this shit?
>>32594405MI'd trade it for nothing.>>32594422This plus Israel and the entire Jewish population.
>>3259443521.9, apparently.>>32594436Fine, I'll try when I'm not sick anymore and can go again.>>32594439>the super cheap ones that have the quality of chuckie cheese prizes and are sold in a big bin at the adult shop checkoutI KNOW THOSE. I have like half a dozen from promotional "mystery gift" deals from toy sites during holidays like Valentine's. Putting them on dildos SUCKED.Guess it's good I didn't toss all of them.
Replying to all of my (You)s:>>32594432>How much thicker? Could you like measure next time?My cock size will be a mystery to you forever, JH. I mean, I've shared it before, but no more.>I have to wonder how the vibrating ones differ in their ability to keep it thick compared to a normal one.There shouldn't be any difference. The mechanism for constricting blood flow is the same. A vibrating cock ring is essentially just a cock ring with a tiny bullet vibe on top. >>32594434>I have a sexual gratification fixation that's even stronger.With your disgust for cum, I know blowjobs wouldn't go to completion anyway, so yeah.
>>32594447Good luck, if you’re anything like you describe yourself as, I don’t see many guys saying no
>>32594437>The most painful words to read while hornyposting. Give me a hint then.lol sorry!A hint of what?I just answered a question that was posted, I didn't follow the whole reply chain. Didn't mean to hornipost with you!>>32594447>21.9, apparently.You are reaaally close to the girl I was thinking of however.
>>32594405F. No. I already feel bad enough living better than others due to mere chance.
>>32594455>I already feel bad enough living better than others due to mere chance.So foid-brained.
Women would you date a guy that is the "mom friend" of his coworkers.
>>32594448Hey, I'm just curious about the percentage of change when it comes to girth. It's science. Also I figured that the vibration might somehow lessen the restriction on the blood vessels somehow.>wouldn't go to completion anywayA transition to a hj isn't acceptable?
>due to mere chanceTruth nuke. Being born a woman is a mere chance.
>>32594451I don't want a hookup, I want q future husband. That's harder to get than a horny first date while I'm wearing leggings.>>32594453A hint of who you're thinking of. Assuming I'd know her, of course.
>>32594462Why would you know her!?
>>32594457Explain what that entails.
>>32594467Idk. Thought you were alluding to another femanon in this context.
>>32594462Physical attraction is always important, you cant judge a guy without talking to him. And you wont have a perfect guy just fall in your arms.You dont have to fuck him right there and then, but you can break the ice so you’re not strangers anymore and then you see how it goes, if you like him, either he’ll ask you out or ask him to join you for a drink or some shit. You got this.
>>32594474>You dont have to fuck him right there and thenBut that's how the smut I read goes.But seriously, I'll give it a try. I have someone in mind.
>>32594424There are greater numbers of fuckboys at gym as a rule, but there are guys of all kinds there. If you want a nerd or an introverted guy look for the anime workout wear. Talking to people at the gym is kind of taboo and a lot of people won't, so if you're hoping to send signals and get a guy to ask you out it's probably less likely at a gym than in most other places, if you want to approach and talk to guys be prepared for a lot of confusion and depending on their schedule, a little frustration. The gym is probably the only place I've ever been cold approached by women, most of whom blew it pretty quick into the conversation.
>>32594468Listening to their problems and being the emotional understanding that a bunch of men obsessed with masculinity clearly need, making tea and giving medicine when they're sick (but still come in to work), patiently teaching them better ways to do things/setting it up for them, sometimes I bring food I make
>>32594476Go get him girl. I only had a fantasy play out like in my imagination once, but it was the second date so I get it.
>>32594478>most of whom blew it pretty quick into the conversationIn what way? nta
All right women, stop the porn bans and we can talk about bringing tiktok back.
>>32594478>anime workout wearI don't get along well with weebs, unless they only like DBZ like me.>most of whom blew it pretty quick into the conversationWhat are some easy pitfalls to avoid?>>32594482I'll have to prepare mentally for it. Like separate what I usually think about while at the gym from my intentions to find a date.
>>32594486What do you usually think about? Hunks ? hahahaha
>>32594485No. Fuck porn and fuck tiktok.
is rubbing your girl's pussy through her clothes 3rd base or you actually have to have the panties off and be knuckles deep?
>>32594492I think about working out and looking good. It's not a good mindset for talking with someone, getting to know them, and being appropriate.
>>32594485I don't use TikTok anyway. It can keep being gone for all I care, especially if that entails porn being gone as well.
>>32594496I'd definitely consider non-incidental genital touching over clothes as 3rd base.
>>32594485You should've asked your grandpa for Playboy magazines. Nothing on the internet is safe.
>>32594484Well here are a few examples>girl's friend was filming her while she tried to ask me out>girl made a comment about height like two sentences in>girl didn't speak English well and jumped right to "go to friend dinner with me"Other than that most of them were just girls I wouldn't date due to age/fat/weird. I'd say I get approached by a girl with romantic intent at the gym maybe once a year, and I've been going for 10 years, so it's still not happening a lot but I've got some stories lol.
>>32592811Technically, yes. I can happily keep it movin'.
>>32594506>due to ageIt's so fucking over. Most of the men at my gym look to be in their 20's.
>>32594498I thought you girls were good at multitasking lmao.
>>32594486>pitfalls to avoidHave something you want to comment or talk about to open, have a plan to transfer that into "so what do you do after you workout?" ideally with some kind of hook. Most guys are kind of wary of random women at the gym, and it's best to be friendly and smiley and move to the point quickly, most guys also usually have a set amount of time they get to be in the gym and don't want to waste it on a conversation that goes nowhere.
>>32594502My girl is weird in that she let me do that before I was allowed to even see her nipples.
>>32594509Time to cougarmaxx.
>>32594511I can't give a good first impression while I'm horny. That much I know.>>32594512Is segwaying to something I'd cook for him after a workout coming on too strong? I don't have much else to talk about exercise-wise.>>32594513To be fair, I also skip second base if I can. My tits are uggo and it hurts to have them touched.
>>32594515I'm too short and awkward to be sultry like that. I have the animal print lingerie ready anytime, though.
>>32593039>Enough to live and save a tiny bit>I have no reason to work my ass off because why would i...>I can afford basic necessities, and save a little bitLiving hand to mouth is a shit existence. You need to build up a cushion and infrastructure to support yourself when bad shit happens.Because bad shit is inevitably going to happen.
>>32594509So when I say age I mean the girls are either young enough that they could be my daughter or old enough to be my mom, I'm not talking about a 5 year age gap lol.
>>32594520Well it'd be a ten year age gap with some of them.
>gf hasn't texted me "i live you too" in her goodnight texts in 3 daysits over, isnt it? 3 years down the drain
>>32594524>livelove*
>>32594419>wouldn't be able to afford an apartment, eitherCould you not get roommates? Or if you met the right person, split the expenses?Idk I think it's sweet you take care of your dad but sounds like he takes you a bit for granted and you can't stay in that house forever
Sultry. That's the word I've been missing and looking for!
>>32594516It's certainly direct, the issue with a home cooked meal as a date pitch is that it requires going to a stranger's home, which is kind of an iffy prospect.>>32594521If you just want to bang a guy who's in really good shape the 10 year age gap probably won't matter, if you're gunning for a real relationship then yeah that's going to be a handicap, it's going to be worse dating in the 30s because men in that age bracket who also go to the gym are much less likely to be single than the average 30s guy.
>>32594524>throwing in the towel on a 3 year relationship after a 3 days lack of attention You're probably over. Infatuation doesn't last forever. Eventually one has to actually develop a connection beyond serotonin.
>>32594516Look in his eyes and smile, throw him a compliment be around he’ll remember that for the rest of his life.
>tfw went on a couple "dates" with a girl>tfw messaged her this morning but she left me on readIt's joever, right?
>>32594458>A transition to a hj isn't acceptable?That's totally fine, great in fact, but I don't see how that would sate your "sexual gratification fixation".
>>32594528>Could you not get roommates? Or if you met the right person, split the expenses?Possibly. Who wants to room with a 33 year old woman she doesn't know with a limited income? Not very appealing of an ad to put out.>you can't stay in that house foreverHe told me I'd inherit the house, so I'm more or less banking on that fact for my future. It's been fully paid off for a while now, and the property tax is manageable.
>>32594533>be aroundBecause wtf autocorrect.
>>32594529It's one of my favorite words.>>32594530I want to find a bf, not a hookup. So it doesn't seem like a good place to look.
>>32594517> I have the animal print lingerie ready anytime, though.Classic stockings + garter belt or pantyhose are more MILFy.
>>32594531wym? It's just a nice gesture and I'd like her to reciprocate
>>32594533Seems easy enough.>>32594537I can schlick while jerking off a dick. I have two hands.>>32594545I don't have the height for that to look good.
>>32594550There's no height requisite for stockings to look good, it's about the fact that most of the leg is hidden but then a bit of thigh is teased. It's also programmed into male brains to think "garter belt = sex" because of tv/movie sex scenes
>>32594543>It's one of my favorite words.It's the word I've been wanting to say to you to make up for calling you the c-word.
>>32594554Don't they look best on long legs? I'm a stubby pear.
>>32594557Then please do. Looking sultry is the dream.
>>32594543I suppose it depends on your perspective. Men in the gym are about half as likely to be single as the general population going by marketing data, they're also more likely to be educated, have a higher average income, and regular gym attendance is correlated to a lot of other positive traits, in short the men at the gym are less likely to be single because it's simply a better pool of men, so you might be looking at more strikeouts but also a greater chance of a home run, not to mention getting in good shape will have its own benefits if you're going regularly.
State age and genderWhat is your favorite vegetable?
>>32594550>I can schlick while jerking off a dick. The way you said that sex would "need to include more than that" made me think you were saying that oral sex could only be foreplay before actual PiV or anal. Anyway, a woman masturbating while pleasuring me is unbelievably hot to imagine.
>>32594564MBroccoli. Great texture, healthy, can go with a bunch of stuff.
>>32594550>I have two handsSure, but how coordinated are you?
>>32594550Good luck, get that dude
>>32594558I think they only look bad if you are actually fat.
>>32594562I don't want a reputation for being a serial dater at my gym. I'll ask ONE guy out there, then consider it a dead end.>>32594564F, 33. Cukes.>>32594565Normally I'd want more than just touching myself, but having a guy's hands on my head while his dick in my mouth is plenty to get off to.
>>32594564M 34OnionsSpinach if it has to be green.
It's so completely demoralizing how some of the abusive dipshit male anons here have GFs but I don't.
>>32594569I can masturbate with one hand and simultaneously shitpost on 4chan with good grammar and spelling, so you tell me.
>>32594574>having a guy's hands on my head while his dick in my mouth is plenty to get off toThat's... incredible. What are your thoughts on facefucking in general? Do you have a preferred speed or a depth limit, or do you like the guy to go as freely as he can without actually hurting you?
>>32594561That's what you are. You're beautiful, sexy, elegant and sultry.
>>32594579Be honest, how many times did you Schlick off to hornyposting
>>32594577>Believing in what people on the internet sayIf they are not lying they are normies but most likely it's all just larping
>>32594564M29Well I would say tomato, but Big Fruit has greedily claimed them. Guess I'll go with onion since they make lovely enhancements to so many foods.
>>32594574>reputation of being a serial dater at a gymAt a general fitness gym you're never going to get a reputation as anything, people generally don't talk to the gym unless it's people they know from outside the gym or if they're in a class, which would be pointless for you because men don't sign up for classes. I'd go as far as to say that you could probably show up to workout naked and if management doesn't step in then everyone wold probably forget you were the naked workout girl by the next week.
>>32594588>normiesit's normalFAG
>>32594564>State age and genderf early 30s>What is your favorite vegetable?cukes, helps me digest and stay hydrated. Other veggies are okay too.
>>32594583I've barely done it, so most of my opinion is just conjecture. I've never had a bf who was too big to take his whole dick at once, but I wouldn't want it actually in my throat unless I'm controlling the speed and angle. I think, assuming some sort of magic scenario where I 100% don't have to worry about being hurt, I'd be fine with as rough as possible. I like feeling like I can't breathe.
>>32594574Yes yesBut can you shitpost while sucking someone off?
>>32594591Anon leave them be, they outted themselves as a normalfag
>>32594585I need this as my epitaph.>>32594586I've been here for a long time, so I obvs can't count that all the times.
>>32594592CoolcumbersRich in potassiumTasty snack with just salt and pepperCan be made into other cool tastes by pickling and conservingKino veggie
>>32594589Do you prefer cooked or raw tomatoes?>>32594590I find that impossible to believe.>>32594592>>32594603Team Cuke forever.
>>32594603Yes exactly, except you gotta be careful too if you use vinegar if you have stomach problems.
>>32593567No i dont atm i took a break from mapling to do Path of Exile 2
>>32594596Probs. I've only ever posted while getting eaten out, so it's hard to tell. And admittedly it included some sloppy syntax.
>>32594601>epitaphAw now you made me sad. I don't want to think about that. The world is better with you in it.
>>32594609>Do you prefer cooked or raw tomatoes?I think I've only had raw tomato once on a burger. It was alright, but I prefer them mixed into sauces. Marinara, salsa, ketchup, etc.
>>32594601>cant countSo you’re saying there’s a chance hahahaha.
>>32594609Yea! :)
>>32593551Shes a fake ass bimbo who could star in a hardcore porn sceneNot someone i would adorePic related mogs her any time of the day
Am I being scammed if my doctor wants me to come get bloodwork, and then a week later wants to do my annual check-up so we can talk about my bloodwork while I'm there? Two appointments.
>>32594613Could be sitting on my face and shitposting in the morning if thats your thing
>>32594614Beauty is so lovely because it's fleeting, anon.
>>32594564MSpices.
>>32594623I miss doing this so much.
>>32594619She's doing the same thing you dope. Only in pictures
>>32593551We can tell she's a 3/10 despite her plastic surgery for the same reason women here can tell men who get leg and face surgery are still incels, only an ugly person would do so in the first place.
>>32594629I dont like fake boobs
>>32594622Probably, ask too see an endrocologist instead unironically.
>>32594624Your face can be lovely
>>32594628Or we could just lie next to eachother, you could give me a lazy hand job while i play with your parts
>>32594595>I've never had a bf who was too big to take his whole dick at onceI've never been with a woman who was able to fully deepthroat me.>assuming some sort of magic scenario where I 100% don't have to worry about being hurt, I'd be fine with as rough as possibleHot. It would suck to have to stop before finishing, but if a partner were to really take my dick orally that often, I could easily learn to live with it.
>>32594629This guy is a waifufag simp but he isn't wrong, his pic has 49% less plastic even if it is still whorish.
>>32594622>Two appointmentsOne with your doctor, one with the phlebotomist. That's normal.
>>32594622Does your doctor have a lab with the appropriate billing codes on site or is he planning to just have is PA take your blood and send it in himself? If so then yeah that's going to tack on an extra copay and your insurance will try to deny the second visit by saying you already got a preventative checkup this year.
>>32594635I'm never lazy when it comes to sex OR shitposting. I'm all about effort.>>32594637>It would suck to have to stop before finishingI'm hesitant to ask how finishing typically works with normal face fucking.
>>32592817Mi genuinely didn't know who he was but i also think this is a game that's funny as hell
>>32592953
>>32594645>I'm hesitant to ask how finishing typically works with normal face fucking.I don't know. I've never gotten to be rough with it or do it for very long. I mean, a fantasy of mine, that I've heard can happen, is that if a guy cums deep enough in a woman's throat, then she doesn't even need to really swallow it. I don't know if that's how it actually works, though. With your cum aversion, I figure semen anywhere near your mouth or throat is way the hell off limits regardless.
>>32594642I think they have the lab there. It's a big place. But it's not like I've got issues he wants to check on. He just wants to do bloodwork because we didn't last time. I kind of thought we could do the bloodwork while I'm over there, and he could just call me if I have AIDS or something.
>>32594656I mean, if I could get past the mental aspect of it, having it magically disappear where I don't smell/taste it wouldn't be so bad. But I doubt that's how it'd work.
>>32594658Nta but blood work usually takes a couple days to be processed in my experience.
>>32594609One of those femanons has a different use for the cukes than the other
Is your life as exciting as his is, /atoga/?
>>32594665They're a versatile vegetable. Sue me.
>25 year old kissless virgin>when i'm drunk everything makes sense and i feel like a normal person that can flirt and be sexual>when i'm sober i'm an absolute clueless awkward neurotic borderline autistwomen what are your thoughts on this. would you sleep with a man like this
>>32594667He used the same picture of himself smiling twice and photoshopped new clothes onto it. His life can't be that exciting!
>>32594619>>32594632Gonna need a name, big dawg
>>32594658If he's got a lab there then you're probably fine and this is all normal.
>>32594667tubers need the rope
>>32594662Yeah, even if I were to cum down a woman's throat deeply enough that it went down without her having to consciously swallow it, she'd still taste it as I pulled out afterward.
>>32594667Let me compare>tokyo drift in real lifeI've slid around on ice on the highway so sure>went to a maid cafenever done that but I have a maid that comes once a week (not hot)>I became a firefighter for a daydoesn't ever 12 year old do this at some point?>crazy guy crashes into my poola drunk guy crashed into my house>fighting a midgetno but I fought a regular size guy once>mormon missionaryI've done missionary work but not as a mormon>I met conor mcgregorI met Mike Tyson at the airport once>road trip across Americadone that
>>32594668Wtf he was right, that's disgusting. Don't do that, you'll end up dead
>>32594682Plus there's the texture, I doubt it'd go down easily even if the taste and smell were bypassed.
It's over...time for you to put aside the gun, and live.
>>32594667No.
>>32594669>a normal personMAlcohol and its euphoria just make you closer to becoming an uncaring sociopath, which is good in the short term, but I advise you to stay sober and remain human.
>>32594662There are positions where the dick is so deep you don't need to swallow.
>>32594687Your hand's uponA dead man's gun and you'reLooking down the sights
>>32594669>when i'm drunk everything makes sense and i feel like a normal person that can flirt and be sexualHow come you're a 25 year old kissless virgin then? Why didn't you lose your virginity while drunk?
>>32594685I wouldn't do it in a stupid way. I work in a micro lab, I know what's up.>>32594690But you'd still get a residual taste/smell, right?
>>32594694>implying i want to get drunk anywhere other than alone in my room
>>32594695>But you'd still get a residual taste/smell, right?It's probably a little too risky for you personally.
>>32594695With the abundance and ease of obtaining sex toys in current year why would you ever fuck a vegetable? Like yeah men all have certain thoughts about pumpkins, especially when they start selling them for halloween and they're stacked up with the really nice smelling white ones in front, but you don't act on them.
>>32594701I'll ask later and see if other femanons happen to know.
>>32594703>men all have certain thoughts about pumpkinsI think that's a you thing, anon...
>>32594703I grow my own. I know they're as safe as possible washed and condomed, and there's an aspect of pride for growing such a nicely shaped vegetable. That being said, I haven't fucked a vegetable in years. I just eat them now.
>>32594710You are kind of adorable
>>32594715Fuck you. Growing vegetables is a normal, respectable thing lots of people do.
>>32594703>in current year why would you ever fuck a vegetable?the joke writes itself but I can't muster the spite just now
>>32594695Hey I know you, I thought you were engaged
>>32594706I've obviously never gone through with it but I can't be the only one who's carved an eyehole for their jack o lantern and thought "huh..." >>32594721This, it's a very rewarding hobby.
>>32594725No way, I've never been engaged.
>>32594730>I can't be the only one who's carved an eyehole for their jack o lantern and thought "huh..."The very idea of sticking it into something so rigid makes me cringe. What do you do if you can't get it back out? Attempt to carve it apart and risk cutting yourself? Make the most embarrassing hospital visit of your life?
>>32594730>I can't be the only oneI have some sad news for you.
Another day of a random girl messaging me to tell me I'm attractive. Women, thank you guys for fueling my ego, I promise to make one of you guys very happy when I meet them >:)
>>32594743Is this ENTJ again?
>>32594746No he compulsively mentions a gf in his posts.
>>32594746Who? >>32594749Nah I wish I'd meet someone that matches enough on my standards to consider her gf material
>>32594721Posting this same picture for the 100th time is peak schizophrenia, THOUGH
>>32594759*enough of
>>32594761The topic of homegrown veggies comes up, I share the limited pics of them from my phone. Sue me. Here's another rerun for you to complain about.
>>32594721Take the compliment, don't always be so bitey.
>>32594769I'll take it, but if I just say thank you, you'll say I'm letting it get to my head.
>>32594743Your a Chad, anon
i like how bimbos are just universally perceived as human-shaped meat by both genders
>>32594781Tittymonsters are definitely reduced to that more often than they should be. And I'm sorry for perpetuating that sort of language.
>>32594759>Who?Narcissistic Indian guy, who compensates for his lack of IRL success by making things up. This kind of signalling, in particular the emphasis on being such an exceptionally popular guy, yet no girl meeting your standards, kind of reminds me of his behaviour.
>>32594667>Bucked up
Long distance relationship for four months here, went to visit her and basically lived together for a month, had our ups and downs but I think we both ended up loving each other even more. Now i'm back home and this girl is borderline suicidal because of how much she misses me (or so she says). She's coming back in two months and staying here for good but she's catastrophizing this shit and frankly I don't know what to do. It was obviously going to be hard for both of us to say goodbye but goddamn this girl is going through it.
does femanon collect ink pens? Idk why but I just assume a lot by if a girl has an assortment of writing utensils or not.
Can someone be a bimbo and not be hot? Are there butterfaced bimbos?
>>32594799No that's kind of a requirement
>>32594797quit ruining her pair bonding (unless she's mentally ill, FAFO)
>>32594799SlagsIt's a whole type in the UK
>>32594799they just age 'gracefully' becoming cougars
my GF has become way more intolerant of men since we started dating Was she just pretending to like men before?
>>32594808Aren't slags just whores and not necessarily bimbos
>>32594667Yea because I didn’t have to suck illuminati cock to find a little joy in life
>>32594799Most women posted in any random bimbo thread on /s/ are butterfaces.
>>32594814it's an oddly specific thing to like/dislike. it's like saying you like ladders. just another thing in a pile of things, but men fixate on it, because they're one.
I have a void in my soul and the only thing keeping me going are delusions Can you help me I just want something real
>>32594823I'm confused, if delusions keep you running, why do you want to dispel them?
>>32594823I just wanna be real Sadness holds me hostage when you're near
/gif/ really has gone to shit since the thread limit squishgonna make quitting porn way easier
I miss Emotions SchizoI miss MartaI miss BirdieI miss NickHell, I even miss BimboBut most of all, I miss SweetNLow
>>32594799Probably about a third to maybe half of women are what I'd call bimbos and their looks don't play any part in it.
>>32594817There's definitely a look to it, if you type slags on google you'll quickly see pictures of bongland nightlife
>>32594830It wasn't much good before that
>>32594806I'm not trying to be the sole reason for someones happiness, I want to tell her to chill but also don't want to come off as insensitive. Hell I also miss her a lot but I'm also trying to live my live here.
>>32594831Who tf is emotions schizo
>>32594831What were they like? SweetNLow is the only name I've heard about.
>>32594830Plus the faggots that name their threads specifically to avoid filters
>>32594827So I can get the real thing. I want a real boyfriend most of all>>32594828Song
>>32594799While bimbos are typically hot, they are always a bit trashy and there are certainly butterfaced ones. In fact, that's what characterises a bimbo, I believe.
>>32594831You missed the best femanon.
>>32594799people are conflating butterface and bogged. you cannot be butterfaced and bimbo, but you can oftentimes be bogged and bimbo.
>>32594843Me :)
>>32594840Indeed it ishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQ8Xa87-mFw
>>32594847No, sorry.
>>32594847It's ok you're the best to me <3
Moids, what do you like being asked about?I'm talking to a guy and he is definitely an interesting person, he's just bad at opening up and probably used to nobody caring. So sometimes in conversation he'll say stuff like "Did you want to ask anything else?" and as a huge autist I never know what to say when I'm put on the spot like that. What are some things you would like it if a girl asked you about or prompted you to talk about?
>>32594846>you cannot be butterfaced and bimbo
>>32594856Oh my god.
>>32594834yeah honestly I was starting to fallout with the board as soon as the blowjob threads got turned into "greentext your faggot grindr stories" and that's just fucking weird that guys can watch so much blowjob PoV porn and then end up self-inserting as the chick instead of the dude
>>32594855For me, you'd have to trigger me about one of my autistic interests and I won't stop talking. But I'm here for a reason, so that might not apply to normal guys.
>>32594855You can ask me anything.
>>32594855Something I'm interested in and can talk in length about? Idk, I get asked things so rarely I'd talk about basically anything.
>>32594864NSFW but holy fuck those tits. Like my ex's but bigger.
>>32594831I miss JH. I told her it was a bad idea to 3d print that horsecock but she wouldn't listen.
>>32594864Too big
>>32594858When the focus is on the cock what can you expect, I never liked it because it always seemed gay.
>>32594864Not big enough
>>32594855Ask me something that you can reply to me about, so we can have a conversation. No, it's not as easy as it sounds.
>>32594855>probably used to nobody caringGood luck with that. That's going to require a lot of work to break through because he'll assume you're just being nice if you try to prod him for more. Is it possible he's just not chatty?
>>32594864I don't think her face is 'unattractive' and the overall package is way out of my league. But I do think that she has a bit of a trashy/dumb look to her, which is precisely what makes her bimbo. And she obviously cultivates that image as part of her appeal.My point is: a bimbo is not like a fashion model or the average Hollywood actress. It's a different kind of attractiveness.
>>32594855is he goal-driven? ask about goals.is he things-fixated? ask about things he fixates on.is he philosphical? ask philosophical questions, like "how ought life be lived?"is he busy? ask some other time.is he sad? you're a girl, men like girls that are nice to them.is he negative? agree with his opinions, unless you actually don't agree, then just take a mental note and move on.is he quiet? just spend time with him in silence until a thought occurs to either of you.is he angry? validate his emotions first and then suggest constructive solutions second.honestly if you're both adults his souls is literally crushed beyond repair. things he would have been dying for someone to ask him at a younger age, like 10 or 12 or 14, he has since lost connection to his inner child. you're not going to get him to open up, because the thing he's opening up for had died a long time ago.All you can do, is be comforting. Girls are comfy when they're not mad at stuff. Like kittens, or rainstorms.
>>32594868>>32594871>>32594880I FUCKING MISSED IT
>>32594855MI suppose I'd want to be asked about something I have an interest in that you also have enough of an interest in to have a back and forth conversation.
>>32594882>his souls is literally crushed beyond repair. things he would have been dying for someone to ask him at a younger age, like 10 or 12 or 14, he has since lost connection to his inner child. you're not going to get him to open up, because the thing he's opening up for had died a long time ago.Wow he's literally me.
>>32594856>The most plappable girl on earth does not exi--
GenderHow did you tell your FWB you don't want to be FWBs anymore? What happened? How did they take it?Question inspired by another /adv/ thread.
>>32594896M>your FWBDo I look like Chad to you?
>>32594870Been here all day.
>>32594901Can you talk about your ass more, please?
>>32594901Why?
>>32594896"I think we should see other people". Then I ghosted her. She was confused.
>>32594901You're alive!
>>32594798I do thoughbliet I don't write much.
>atogan moids
>>32594911Yeah Any anons wanna go on a bro date
>>32594896MNever got into the full FWB thing but a girl proposed it to me and I told her i really didn't want to lose my virginity like that. She got mad and sent me pics of her making out with some random like a week later and we never talked after that.
>>32594896FTold him that I found a guy I liked and I wanted to take it seriously, so we had to stop. He was disappointed, didn't want to accept it, and finally when he saw us in the cafe together, he just walked past, clearly unhappy.Turns out I come to find he was dating a chick all along anyway lol
Girls, this is a bit ridiculous isn't it?
>>32594911>not wearing the tight red dress for your bros
Finished the first book in the Stormlight Archives and I really enjoyed it. Women, what kind of fantasy literature do you enjoy and what would you reccomend?
>>32594910Post pens
i have a very high heat tolerance but low cold tolerance Why am I like this?
>>32594925I'm the same way and yet I live in one of the coldest places on Earth.
I think he wants to give up on me because he thinks I'm hotter than him...
>>32594919NAG but I saw a tweet once that was like "Gen Z is the most fucked generation. 50% of them are foaming at the mouth incel fascists and the other 50% think a 20 years old dating a 19 years old is problematique and they should both be hanged."
>>32594909Hooray
>>32594923No
>>32594856her eyes are triggering my BPD
>>32594919I fucking hate that. As someone in an age gap relationship, he did nothing wrong. The people mad about that are the same people that get mad about my own relationship (we were both adults when we started dating).
>>32594926Sounds like torture lol
>>32594928lol yeah as it turns out making them spend 4 years socializing solely through extremist internet communities might've been a bad idea, guess we should probably try not to do that again
>>32594927I doubt that.
>>32594933Absolute garbage.
>>32594930Why notI'll post one of my own if you wish
>>32594856She's not really a butterface. Yet. However, she does look like a young version of Marjorie Taylor Greene. I'll give her another 15 years.
>>32594622Doing blood work about a week before a check-up so that the results are at hand is common practice. Do you know if any more tests/physical examinations will be done at the check-up (if not it could possibly be done as a phone appointment)? Also feel free to ask the receptionist for a copy of the results prior to the appointment, if you wish to take them elsewhere also. When I was a medical receptionist a lot of people couldn't be bothered to come to general check-ups/LTC reviews and would just take results to a private consultant which honestly I don't blame them for lol
>>32594938I don't want to
>>32594942As you wish
>>32594927MI've never honestly believed a girl I was with was too hot for me to date but I've definitely told them that to make the breakup easier.
State gender.From 1 to 10, what would you give this woman? She's an Italian Twitch gaming streamer
>>32594932How big is your age gap
what is the ethical responsible way of having a large body count?
>>32594949M6
>>32594949you can tell she's southern european because they're the only region that consistently puts out brown eyed girls that are 8/10
>>32594951If they died in the name of Communism
>>32594667I don't want to do any of these things>>32594856>"butterfaced">posts conventionally pretty girl >>32594896Never had sex with them but basically just got sad that they didn't want to actually date lol
>>32594951Vigilantism? Idk, they have to deserve it.
>>32594949She's very pretty, maybe an 8?
>>32594951Being an engineer at Lockheed Martin.
>>32594949I don't see anything except the face, unrateable
>>32594949Mkinda hard to tell with just that pic but I'd say a 6, wouldn't look twice at her if we passed in the store.
>>32594965Can we really call it ethical though
>>32594911Realistically what do you do if you say the second line and she just doesn't show up.
>>32594831is bimbo alive? was she here recently?
>>32594850Yes>>32594854Thank you
>>325949495/6 trad grifter. wish I had her computer and set up not for using twitch, but just play games and watch my escapisms.
>>32594949She is a 5/10 in Italia. But compared to the average Angloid, she is Venus incarnate.
>>32594780Then why am I not married yet :(>>32594789Ahhhh, fair enough. No, I'm kind of just using this to cope with the fact that I literally have girls dming me and yet still can't find the gf I want + have crippling insecurity lol
>>32594974No. You'd have to do an awful lot to outdo my favourite.
>>32594966That's... That's what you're supposed to be rating, anon.
>>32594979What does she do
>>32594966>>32594967Fine, here.
>>32594951>what is the ethical responsible way of having a large body count?Marry some average chick and if you do marry a virgin, get checked for stds.
>>32594981Loves me.
>>32594969Cry yourself to sleep? Idk
>>32594855Can't speak for him or other anons but when I say that it's a bait to talk relationship or sometimes sexual stuff.
>>32594982I could bump her up to a 7, she's not ugly by any means and I'd be thrilled to go out with her but I still wouldn't look twice at her in a store.
>>32594984GB2Discord xir
My favourite woman in the world is me ma.
>>32594989No.
>>32594984Well how am I supposed to do that
>>32594995Well, she has about a 7 month head start, but you might be able to get there. You just have to stalk me and have hours long discussions.
>>32594976I haven't watched her much but she's definetly not a trad gifter lmao.
>>325949507 years, I'm younger
>>32594984You talk to femanons? How?
>>32594982She's kinda generic imo, maybe a 7 if I was nice.
>>32594959>>32594962>>32594965>>32594983these aren't very helpful.
>>32594976what escapisms?
>>32594860>>32594865>>32594867>>32594878>>32594886Thanks anons. It makes me sad to think that it seems like a lot of you just never have someone take interest in you. For what it's worth I really hope you all find good people to talk to someday. >>32594879I genuinely like finding out how someone I care about thinks and what they care about. He does come across as very chatty because he messages me a lot, I think he's just kind of autistic.>>32594882>his souls is literally crushed beyond repair. things he would have been dying for someone to ask him at a younger age, like 10 or 12 or 14, he has since lost connection to his inner child. you're not going to get him to open up, because the thing he's opening up for had died a long time ago.I feel like on some level I can relate to this myself. I used to be able to ramble about my autistic interests forever when I was a kid/teen but nowadays even on the rare occasion that someone asks, I just can't. It's like I forget what I even wanted to open up about and would rather keep quiet because that way I can't be mocked or embarrassed. I'll bear that in mind for him, thank you.
>>32594982You really don't want to show me the boobs, do you? 8/10
>>32595002By being me. Exchanging contacts after a good conversation.
>>32594949Too dark for me but nice features. 6
>>32595004Do you know where you are
>>32594985I already do that does this mean I am alpha?
>>32594998Are you ohioanon
>>32594906That doesn't seem very friendly of you.>>32594917>She got mad and sent me pics of her making out with some random like a week laterPetty, but also she thought about you a week later.>>32594918>he just walked past, clearly unhappyKind of immature, but I have to admit I've also been that guy.
>>32595015No.
>>32594855you have to ask about hypothetical strategies hitler could have used to win ww2
>>32594982Mommy...
>>32594951Get tattoos and piercings so trad guys can at least identify you at a glance and stay clear
>>32595008>you really odn't want to show me the boobsShe's not particularly stacked and she doesn't tend to wear much revealing stuff at all. this is the closest you're gonna get.
>>32595014Yeah
>>32595010Was the conversation in atoga?
>>32595005Shows, documentaries, films, collecting random images, etc. In another world that's what I'm doing.
So as an indecisive male, am I mentalcel? I'm wasting my youth mentally sampling different strains of e-girl.
>>32594991WholesomeIs she single?>>32595023She is a hottiee
>>32595021Why would he be fucking guys
>>32595025Yeah, we talked in atoga for months.
>>32595027so first step is to stop starting sentences with so
>>32595027
>>32595034Why do you want another girl to talk to then
>>32595007>He does come across as very chatty because he messages me a lot, I think he's just kind of autistic.If he is autistic he might prefer to express himself in writing. I usually do.
>>32595038You want to be the best femanon, don't you?
>>32595029Do not
>>32595035https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVob6MQQRqk>>32595037time-traveling to respond to my posts with perfectly specific images again, I see.
Standing like this outside of femanon's window
>>32595026need some high grade escapisms rn to cope with my lifejust been getting drunk and watching james bond and other old filmsi am becoming a literal boomer
>>32595027Mentalcel just means you're held back from dating/sex by being mentalSo if you have choice paralysis that is a form of it I guess
>>32594922MI'm consiering DNFing Mistborn after 130 pages. There are a lot of interesting elements, but some of is dialogue choices just throw me the fuck off like a fucking 4th wall break and slow down my reading process as I think of how it'd be "better phrased" I might just go try WoK since it's "his best book" and I read the shitposts on /lit/ about his newest book.>>32594949>From 1 to 10, what would you give this womanI'd give her 7 babies.>>32595004I thought we were all stemfags here. How can you NOT get a job at Lockheed Martin?>>32594927For better or worse (probably for worse) I've never given up on a girl because she's "too hot" only because she didn't like me back>>32595027Follow the other poster's advice but I used to sit in my room on 4chan waiting to decide what videogame to play and then end up not playing any games. Sometimes you just have to treat yourself in the third person and force a decision on yourself. Hope that makes sense.
>>32595027>sampling E-girlsanon a hard drug habit would unironically be a better use of your 20s
>>32595055I started Mistborn as well after reading WoK and you can tell that he was far more immature both as a writer and a person when he wrote that. Not a bad thing mind you, but WoK just feels more perfected and refined in its prose and worldbuilding.
Women if I met you in real life I would probably stutter and trip over myself when I spoke to you. Thoughts?
Women can you give me some relationship fantasies to day dream about rn?
Have a gf. Have two.
Women:Do you think you can sense insecurity in a guy, even if he's trying to hide it from you?
>>32595061That's what I've heard. I had one friend who read all of mistborn then started WoK and another who just jumped right into it and I thought I'd follow the former but it's a little clunky and I don't know if I made the right call asking my parents to get me the whole mistborn trilogy for Christmas. I'm either going to power through the first one and shelve the other two or ditch it as soon as I hit a chapter I don't want to finish. I really feel like I'm reading a marvel movie in book format.
>>32592800Is there a way to flirt with your co-worker with plausble deniability?She is a foot shorter than me, if that matters
>>32595062Cute if we already know each other online, will be a little apprehensive if this is the first time we met because I'll be wondering what are you so nervous about and if this is a prank or something worse
>>32595070Yes.
>>32595068Have 777.
>>32595074No I'm just nervous around girls
>>32595050>>32595059>>32595055I'm too retarded....
>>32595068The fuck do I need two for
>>32595059>hard drug habit would unironically be a better use of your 20sNot really though...>>32595068Have 0>>32595081I'd explore her bush
>>32594904I need a better question than that.>>32594905I'm sick and took the day off from work.>>32594909I'm immortal.
>>32592871I wouldn't, but I'm quite prudish, so I don't think it's related to sex/gender.>>32593025Important, have you seen each other's face? Video chat? Address? Girls usually don't reach out individually, so if she did that it's a red flag. If you casually met in the same group of friends and she began taking interest in you gradually, that's another story. Regardless if it's a catfish or not, I'd advise to not flirt with her unless:>you both know well it's not a relationship and just are playing around on the internet>you both have solid proof of the existence and acknowledgement of the other and want to pursue a romantic relationship
>>32595083nta but I guess they can be best friends and hang out together and you can read your books and play vidya in solitude from time to time. idk how poly relationships actually work.
>>32595086How round is your ass? Is it firm or squishy? Any distinguishing skin marks? How dark is the skin? Can you twerk well? Is it heavy when you walk? Do you have hip sway naturally?
Me and femanon:3
Femanon you've succeeded in procreation, but alas, your son has become an incel that hates women. What do?
>>32595093blame his father for walking out and making him an incel, faggot, or troon
>>32595086Do you wear glasses? I've always imagined you with glasses.
>>32595096his father is male, though. he doesn't hate men.
>>32595093Nothing. I knew that the men in my league were neither father nor husband material but the line had to go up.
Eww, lesbians.
>>32594882>his souls is literally crushed beyond repair. things he would have been dying for someone to ask him at a younger age, like 10 or 12 or 14, he has since lost connection to his inner child. you're not going to get him to open up, because the thing he's opening up for had died a long time ago.>>32595007>It makes me sad to think that it seems like a lot of you just never have someone take interest in you.OR HAVE I BECOME INVISIBLEhttps://youtu.be/zn6oIQm4qdU?feature=shared&t=149
women do you want men to be nice to you?
>>32595002Doubt it
>>32595102Nothing less was my fav imo
>>32595080What makes you nervous? If you show you're nervous you'll make girls uneasy about your intentions, anon
>>32595103>women do you want men to be nice to you?Yea, if they're not, welp that sucks.
>>32595103Yes :3And by nice I mean I want them to slap my butt red and impregnate me
>>32595103Define nice
>>32595109Naughty girl
>>32595112you have responded with cringe. You are going to lose subscriber
>>32595112uwu>>32595115no he hasn't shut up >:(
>>32595109Damn woman, at least let me offer you dinner
>>32595109Slap your own butt for men who are nice to you.
femanon i offer you infinity dollars to fap to images of mickey mouse. They must be on-model.
Any insight into what this type of woman would be called or diagnosed with? It's about my friend.She's in a long distance relationship with a man for about 5 years. She's a virgin still and waiting for marriage or until the person has fully proven themselves. Also a recluse, who rarely leaves her house at all and lives by herself.She is bullying and domineering to her man. Tells him to "fuck off" "do (task) or kill yourself" "what purpose do you have if you're not useful" just all around bad temper.... but at the same time very loyal. Never talks or thinks about other men, doesn't lie, is extremely blunt. The bf also has a good amount of money about 600 000$ from screenshots and he keeps practically begging her if he can send her stuff or buy her things, but aside from christmas and birthday she declines.People with BPD are clingy or fear being left alone, but she can go weeks being alone and doesn't mind. Other anti social personality disorders are usually ruthless and take advantage of the person, they lie, cheat and steal. Aside from diagnosis "SHE IS A BITCH" does anyone know what type of person this would be classified as?
You have to be really hot and charismatic to be a dom. If you're a sub and go online and post "uwu I want to be fucked senseless and knotted" nobody cares, but if you're a dom and go online to post "I'm horny as fuck, who wants daddy's big cock?" and nobody replies to you you might as well kill yourself.
>>32595123What? for real? Sign me in
>>32595109>>32595116something smells like... hrt
>>32595127knew it
>>32595125I know, that's why I loved him so much~
>>32595018I'm obsessed with an extremely niche and specific WW2-related event myself so that's unironically a great idea to get a conversation between us going.
>>32595125you literally have to never miss as a dom. the only profession where winrate must be 100% or you just rope.
>>32595124pokemon type: femdom bully mommy
>Palisades fire at 14% containment after a weekHow long before they get their shit together?
Women would you treat your bf nicely?
>>32595137Of course!
>>32595106>What makes you nervousWomen are scary>If you show you're nervous you'll make girls uneasy about your intentions, anonI know I'm mostly exaggerating
>>32595124>The bf also has a good amount of money about 600 000$ from screenshots and he keeps practically begging her if he can send her stuff or buy her things, but aside from christmas and birthday she declines.I wish someone would beg me to buy stuff with his money lmao
Unironically how the fuck do you connect with people?I don't even mean like pick-up artistry or whatever I mean literally going to a stranger you think is interesting and becoming friends with them.
>>32595124sounds like schizoid.schizoids think they're hot shit but also can live in a featureless pod doing nothing without loneliness.but also you might be autistic, not realizing the two are in a fetish relationship. You could be normal too, but... that girl really shouldn't be so abrasive, he'll just end up cheating on her in his 40s or divorced.
>>32595142you don'tyou suffer in silenceand then you die (alone)
>>32595142People with autism will never really understand unfortunately. You need to be empathetic towards the other person to grasp if it's a good situation to approach them.I've made friends just with girls at the store, because I was making small jokes and they felt comfortable talking to me
>>32595132The expectations are pretty high ngl.
I'm about to transfer houses to a more walkable neighborhood of my city, with various shops on-hand without having to even drive a car. Still in an apartment but seemingly a lot livelier than the desolate piece of urban garbage I'm currently in.Should I at least make an attempt to get to know the neighbors this time around?
>>32595136This reminds me of the fire they had in Quebec a couple years ago, it wasn't nearly as bad but I remember the air being foggy with smoke and soot and it smelled like those beeswax candles you'd find in a church outside for a while. It was pretty cool.
>>32595143Schizoid? Gonna look into that, thanks.
>>32595074>I'll be wondering what are you so nervous aboutGirls are very powerful and I am afraid of them.
>>32595142Idk, I just chill with niggas and we get along.
>>32595146I dont belong to anyone. (Except to the squid game girl ofc)
>>32595151I remember that. The smoke was so bad it turned the air here yellow. I live 8 hours from Quebec.
>>32595142Stop thinking strangers are interesting. They're really not. If a person is beautiful treat them the same as an ugly person. Basically be indifferent to anyone regardless of their stats. Then from there, if you actually like people, you'll talk to them in a natural kind of way.
Im not really that horny today. But i'm feeling especially lonely. I want to hug a woman sooo bad bros...
>>32595152Anytime sweetheart.
Women how will you react when i finally get to introduce you as "my wife"?
Some women mature too fast. Feels like I'm talking to grandmother. what do you mean you're 19 but your dating preference is 50 year old millionaires.
>>32595159New York
>>32595168Close enough.
>>32595166FThat’s actually a sign of immaturity I know because I was the same way. It’s just a tumblr girl phase
>>32595159I live a little closer I think? Southern Ontario, on the worst days my head would start hurting if I stayed out too long.
>Buy game in Steam sale weeks ago>Finally force myself to play it>Recognize that it's a well made game similar to other games I have loved in the past>Feel nothing>Feel no pleasure whatsoever, only mild annoyance>Close gameNothing has felt good to me for a very long time
>>32595161NTA. If I did that I'd never talk to anyone. I'd rather take the opposite approach and assume everyone is interesting until I've talked to them.
>>32595171makes me sad, I wasted many years trying to be her dream mans.
>>32592800State genderThoughts on the fact that I'm about to listen to a degrading NSFW ASMR?
>>32595174this is why i only buy food.
Which do you prefer?
>>32595174I feel like I'm resigned to become a 'social gamer' as I get older. It's a real struggle to get through single player games now unless I have a friend watching me play, or even passing the controller. The joy I get out of gaming is better with others.
>>32595165Feel weird because of my gender dysphoria but I'm looking forward to being able to say "my husband"
>>32595093First of all, try to have a healthy and reliable relationship with me. Mother-Son relationships are important to ensure the boy has a healthy view of the opposite sex.>>32595103I want everyone to be nice to me. But nice doesn't mean I want people to butter me up and show no agency, though. Consider nice as the standard of how everyone should be treated.
>>32595181MGay
>>32595181Poetic. I'm about to listen to an ASMR of a person degrading themselves.
>>32595183M4, easy pick
>>32595185why do you insist on becoming the god-king of manlets?
>>32595174>similar to other gamesI think this may be your problem.When we were kids everything was new and exciting. Trying to recapture that feeling by doing the same things over and over seems counterproductive.
>>32595181Biofem. I don't know you or why you do that, so I don't care.>>325951833 or 4
>>325951835 > 1 > 2 > 4 > 3
>>32595181She better have a ridiculously hot voice.
>>32595185https://youtu.be/-BuotjP5CbU?t=19
>>32595181Mlink it and I'll give you my opinion
>>32595203I'm not going to open this. Looks like some braindead shit.>>32595194I detransitioned and I'm trying to make the best of my situation, but I still feel uncomfortable sometimes.
>>32595183O prefer them in descending order of curviness.
>>32595201He's a man and I'm a woman
>>32592800State genderwhy were women in 2016 wearing drag queen makeup
Women, is a 58kg man too light for you?
>>32595155oh. well you SHOULD fear me.
Women, post a fictional character from a videogame or animated film/series that is "literally me" for you.
>>32595183M2 > 1 > 3 > 5 > 4
>>32595090>How round is your ass? Is it firm or squishy?It's shapely but honestly more squishy than firm. I exercise regularly, but it feels like it'll never tighten up unless I lose a bunch of weight.>Any distinguishing skin marks?I have birth marks, sure.>How dark is the skin?Same as the rest of my skin, obvs.>Can you twerk well?Very well.>Is it heavy when you walk? Do you have hip sway naturally?I don't notice it, but I guess so.>>32595098I wear glasses to drive, that's it.
>Gonna be 27 this year>Still never had a gfYou guys think its time i start trying to get one instead of feeling sad in my room?
>>32595181F. Stupid, unless it's the ASMR I made.
>>32595086>I'm sick and took the day off from work.Do you lose your libido when sick?
>>32595219Unfortunately, I'm a Peggy Hill. I'm not anyone cool or anyone worth looking up to.>>32595216I like skinny men>>32595225My boyfriend lost his virginity at 27 exactly. Maybe it's your time.
Femanons, do you relate?
>>32595228Fuck no. Now that my body isn't sore and I had all morning to get ahead of housework, I'm spending all afternoon with my hand down my pants.
>>32595224>more squishy than firmIt hurts that you are just text on a screen. I would kill to knead your ass and feel it ooze between my fingers.
>>32595233No, housework is relaxing for me. Lets me positively organize my thoughts. I get that sort of >tfwnobf feeling during the drive to work.
>>32595237>houseworkOh, femanon...
>>32595213Then, does he have a ridiculously hot voice?
>>32595235I thought a tighter ass was preferable? At least that's what I'm working towards. The fact it has some sag when I'm not wearing underwear is a constant source of motivation to exercise.
>>32595229>I'm a Peggy HillHave you ever been so retarded in public you got acquitted for a crime?
>>32595233Sometimes, but I have my escapisms
State gender.Have you ever taken a free or sick day off work to goon?
>>32595246Not for me. I love a bit of sag, something squishy to really dig my hands into. Plus I love biting it, and feeling the meat in my mouth like that? Amazing. Sounds soft.
>>32595243Yes. OMG he's voice is insane. I can't listen to other ASMRtists because no one can compare.
>>32595241Oh, fuck. Still no. When I piss the bed while masturbating I just feel like a broken retard who has no control of her body. It doesn't make me think about being lonely at all.
>>32595249Fuck no. I'm saving it for family emergency or in case my health goes to shit
>>32595249F. Ask again tonight. But seriously, I hate the word "goon".>>32595250We need to normalize guys biting butts. It's so hot.
M and F, who is the hottest nintendo character? I'll go first
>>32595181Hey I jerked myself off to the sound of a woman doing kissy noises for ASMR, you do you.
>>32595246Nta, firm is definitely better aesthetically but girls feel nice when they're a little squishy.
>>32595227But you never post the one you made.
>>32595260You say that but I'm talking about biting hard. Teeth marks hard.
>>32595229Are you as manipulative as your bf, I assume so
>>32595249MNo I've never taken a day off specifically to jerk off but I have ended up doing that after having to take a day off for other reasons.>gooningI don't get why zoomers like doing that, like yeah maybe you want to draw it out but if I'm masturbating all day I'm going to cum like 10 times in between various other hedonistic activities.
>>32595264Yeh, definitely. That's why shapewear is so important. I guess preferences for how it feels is nore variable, though.>>32595265I've posted tons.>>32595266As long as there's no blood, I'm up for it.
>>32595249M no but on more than one occasion in highschool I was late cause I spent too long jacking it in the morning.
>>32595261I liked her when I was 16 and she was 16 but now I’m 27 and she’s still 16 so idk if that’s okay or not
>>32595272How about motorboating your ass? I'd basically just like to play with it.
>>32595251Then I take it this will not be the first time listening to degradation.
>>32595249MNo, I don't goon, but I take days off for silly reasons.
>>32595275Like I keep saying, as long as it's clean, respectful, and always leads to at least PIV sex, I'm up for whatever sort of foreplay my hypothetical bf wants to try. Like I'd even put up with foot stuff again if I was guaranteed dick afterwards.
>>32595274>5-volt>16Huh? She's literally a mother lmao
>>32595280I am no footfag, I just want to drool on your pussy and have you smother me with your ass before PIV.
>>32595281Not that bitch, a Pokemon character
>>32595219Blossom from The Powerpuff Girls.
>>32595280>I'm up for whatever sort of foreplayA-anything? Even something like, rubbing my dick on your back?
>>32595282Sounds ideal.>>32595287I mean, that's fine, but fucking why?
>>32595288>but fucking why?idk its hot. Why not?
>>32595215Trend and it's still happening. some women look good depending on how they apply it and others look good if they still their hair a different way.
>>32595261F. Link, since I don't remember many Nintendo characters.
Women would you let me kiss your toes if I was your bf
Women, would you?
>>32595143>schizoids think they're hot shitI thought schizoids tended to have low self-esteem? Or is that just avoidants?
>>32595288You are one hot line of text on my screen.
>>32595291I was hoping you'd explain what you find hot about it.>>32595295See >>32595280.
>>32595269What is that supposed to mean?
>>32595300That's all I can hope to be here.
So that “stop the world just to start the feeling” song is from this Chapel Roan character I’ve heard so much about? They play it at the gym all the time and it sucks
>>32595303>I was hoping you'd explain what you find hot about it.I think women's backs are sexy. Its like that primal urge of "Thats hot, i want to put my dick in it". But i can't put my dick in your back. So rubbing it all over is the nest best thing
>>32595166>your dating preference is 50 year old millionairesBased>>325951835 is dummy thicc>>32595249M, not to goon but I did used to pull a lot of sick days for mental healthThen it flipped the other way where I never took a sick day unless I was made to, because work helped to ground me>>32595261Daisy is a baddie
>>32595305That is so sad. Why not aim higher?
>>32595298Yes, that is hopefuel, but I'm still not gonna install a dating app
Women would you date a man who pretends to be British on the internet because he thinks it's funny
>>32595249F, not on purpose, no, but I've often taken days off for fun and ended up masturbating the whole day away like an idiot
>>32595326yeah thats hilarioushow do you pretend to be british?
State genderThoughts on this?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpkeAQG6kQw
>>32595313Is it alright if you can't finish on a gf's back? Or is that required?>>32595317That'd be too presumptive of me, and comes with too much responsibility. I just want to help people with their questions, get questions of mine answered, and hornypost for schlick fuel.
Women how big are your hands compared to the average man?
>>32595303What's the point if you're gonna make me jack off into the toilet to finish
>>32595332>comes with too much responsibilityI figured it was this, mostly. That is the point of atoga. I just find it very annoying that your body is my favourite body type. Big fat ass and dark skinned girl. Big sad.
>>32595326I hate British for letting brutes rape little girls
>>32595330MGay, trying too hard to build an atmosphere.
>>32595329I use a lot of British slang and call people mate and say cheers lad and shit. Sometimes I make cultural references too, the best part is when I talk to actual Brits and I have them fooled.
>>32595332>Or is that required?Not really. Honestly, its not something id do for long lol. Kind of like dry humping with clothes on you know
>>32595341insane how the whole world knows about this nowChernobyl for the UK
>>32595350It's been known for a decade.
>>32595336I DON'T EXCLUSIVELY DO THAT TO FINISH BFS OFF.>>32595338But I'm also short and flat.
>>32595341>>32595350i thought that was sweeden?
I want to know if the girls here play Final Fantasy 14, or would be interested?
>>32595356>shortI like short girls, makes your dimensions look bigger.>flatI literally don't care, I'm an ass man. If you're trying to make yourself less appealing you're doing the opposite.
>>32595346Oh, hot.
>>32595335Smaller? Duh.>>32595360I'm glad my body type is so in right now. I remember when tall and busty as the definitive hotness.
Women what was your most recent girl dinner
>>32595350It's been known for decades but the police and government are full of greedy noncesIf you speak out about it or protest you are branded as alt-right lol
>>32595363>I'm glad my body type is so in right now.You say that like I haven't lusted over this body type my entire life. Do you know how rare it is? Shortstacks with ass for days do not come around often. But yes, now society loves you too, as they should. They're just catching up.
>>32595365whats a girl dinner? last thing I ate was pizza and donut
Women are you okay with a guy who's balls don't really sag that much?
>>32595370That counts
>>32595371I prefer tight balls but so far both the guys I've been with have really saggy loose ballsacks so I figure that's probably normal and my tight ballbag fantasies are unrealistic
>>32595370Fatty
>>32595365Leftover jasmine rice and some meatloaf bits.>>32595367What definitively makes someone a "shortstack"? I'm not a dwarf, 5'2" is close to average.
>>32595377Disgusting depiction, men are so gross.
>>325953805'2 is pretty short homie>>32595381toxic attitude
>>32595377Thats pretty much me though. Im kind surprised myself, because im late 20s and they almost never sag unless its really hot
>>32595380>5'2''This needs to stop. A 44 inch ass on a 5'2'' girl. I would literally break you through the bed.
>>32595383Don't say you don't agree with me
>>32595377Femanon, that guy has a belly and his legs aren't muscular. What the fuck are you doing?
>>32595388I'm the one who drew that picture so no I do not agree, mens bodies make me feel insane in the membrane
>>32595380Today I learned I am taller than the feared jizzhater
Women?
Why does my tip vary in mushroomness depending on how i sit when wanking?
>>32595377They are more or less tight depending on weather
>>32595391I'm gonna throw up, men's bodies can only be aesthetic if they're muscular and healthy and not these fat fuck slobs, and even then their legs and hips and asses are still gross as fuck. Women are the statuesque pretty ones, men are built for war and work and their unflattering physiques should be covered by armor or uniforms.
>>32595391Your type of man is Hank Hill?
>>32595383I'm short, but I'm tall by ATOGA femanon standards. We have actual midgets here.>>32595386I really don't know what to say besides I'm getting encouraged to actually ask more guys out if it's this easy to be appealing.>>32595392Being like one or twp inches taller won't mean anything if I'm in boots, though.>>32595395I have no idea what you could mean by that.
>>32595395My guess is like a cock ring the way you sit can influence blood flow and make it puff up in some positions
>>32595402>it's this easy to be appealing.It is, just bee yourself. There are skinny white dudes out there just like me who would be all over you.
>>32595393lol is this edited? I swear we were talking about this like an hour ago.
anyone who is not dating their age-match is a failed human. sorry.the only 'exception' is if you only started dating after school, which normies say is cringe.
>>32595402What if I'm also in bootsDid you think about that
>>32595407The algorithm knows. The algorithm listens.
>>32595341>>32595366>>32595358>>32595350If this happened in my country people would lynch those pedos
>>32595400hank hill canonically has no ass while the butt in my drawing is thicc
women would you ever trust a bf with your nudes so he can jerk off to it?
WomenIs there anyone among you who is not disgusted by feet?
>>32595419I am attracted to the feet of low weight vascular men. Otherwise indifferent
>>32595406Now you're just purposefully appealing to MY tastes.>>32595412Then I guess I'd be getting a free pair of boots when I steal them off you.
How do I get over my horrible fear of the condom breaking?
>>32595377>>32595391are women really to this?
>>32595417My current bf I would. My last one, I never would have trusted with that
>>32595417No. Being doxxed via nudes has forever put me off from taking those sorts of pics.
>>32595410
Why do girls act like guys aren't really sick when we say we are? I think I'd have to be in the hospital for my gf to understand how poorly I feel.
>>32595424Shiiii didn't know you a ratchet bitch like dat, tryna steal my J's n shiet.
>>32595424>Now you're just purposefully appealing to MY tastes.It's my turn to be the hot line of text on the screen. Makes me want to see how long I could last with you.
>>32595431I'm both of these men at the same time.
>>32595432women think men are homunculus flesh golems that consume 100 pounds of meat an hour and move mountains with their fists.
>>32595434Bitch I was beating the shit out of tall girls in middleschool before you were even born probs.
>>32595410Seethe>>32595431Kek>>32595432Manflu syndrome
>>32595445Can you please stop being hot for two seconds?
>>32595393Me but the genders reversedTfw no MILF gf who likes weirdos
>>32595423What are your thoughts on hands?
>>32595445Damn you a real hood nigga. Really wanna steal a mofuka boots just cause he say he ain't cool wit dat jizz shiet.
>>32595449>childhood violence is hot nowYou're making me think you're just being facetious now.
>>32595452I also like thin, vascular hands.
>>32595454Stop being raycis. I'm not falling for it.
>>32595432All the men I've known well enough to see them ill have been massive drama queens. Like we are down with the same flu, my symptoms are objectively worse, and yet I do all the work while he just lies back and cries about feeling like shit
>>32595458Aye I'm jus sayin, you a real mean hoe
Women thoughts on prominent tendons in a guys hands
tfw no flu slave gf
>>32595425exposure therapy :^)
>>32595455Maybe a little, but the thought of you being a ruffian who's not afraid of aggressively standing up for herself is hot.Then again you might have been the bully who stole all the nice girls' and boys' lunch money for all I know. Kind of sound like it from what I'm reading ITT, come to think.
>>32595461I don't even ask for shit but they still say I have a "manflu." Women always give me a spiel about how they have periods and chronic pain and all kinds of other bullshit like they're punished children.
>>32595462https://voca.ro/1oxOoRGpInmp
Women if your boyfriend called you a fat fuck sow and told you to lose some of that horrendous fucking belly would you cry
>>32595480Shiieeet
manhater femanon gf who thinks the male body is vile but likes my face so we only ever have clothed sex
>>32595425Only have sex with someone you trust and would have children with anyway
>>32595456Thought so. I don't think my hands and feet would be up to your standards. I like to think they are more well proportioned.
>>32595487Impossible
>>32595478Like everyone else, I did things I am ashamed of. I was a bully and a shoplifter. I was a shitty person when I was growing up, I had no role models. But I was also equally bullied and taken advantage of.All I can do is be happy that I've grown out of all of that as who I am now.
>>32595486If you're referencing my posts I'm a dude
>>32595487NTA but not possible, I don't want kids
>>32595481I'd cry after beating his ass, yes.
>>32595492Nta but when was the last time you cried? You seem like the type of chick that doesn't cry.
>>32595493damn
>>32595494Then keep your legs closed, simple as
>>32595489Most people who have indoor jobs don't have sexy hands anymore. It's okay, hands and feet aren't the only attractive parts of the male body. I like overweight men too but for different reasons.
>WAAAAH WOMEN DON'T LIKE US BALD/OVERWEIGHT/SHORT MEN>woman draws art displaying her liking men with those 'unusual' traits>WAAAAH WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT IT'S SO UGLY.NAG but why do the men here like such whiny bitches?
I know this is the wrong place to ask but does anyone know of any celtic/dungeonsyth/retro fantasy type music that isn't just a bland compilation someone whipped together for likes on YT?
>>32595504Why is his head so thin, nigga as NO cranium
>>32595499I cry pretty often, actually. Usually out of frustration. Always alone, though.
>>32595512Can you give me an example of what you're looking for?
Femanons, what do you think of dating a man who made fetish BDSM gear for a living?I'm just getting into leatherwork now and I really enjoy doing it and working with my hands, but I want to make high quality feitsh gear down the line and make $$$I really enjoy BDSM and the subculture, but I'm not sure how many women would be comfortable saying their bf makes fetish gear to their friends or parents
>>32595492Aw now I feel bad for being facetious. Still like the thought of you as the feisty girl who's presence is bigger than her stature.
>>32595514I'm not a very good artist>>32595520Like this shit but better/more energetichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5OEwdV_o00&thttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAtGcSlakfIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DffQVP6UqVQ&t
>>32595523Don't feel bad. Self reflection is good.>the feisty girl who's presence is bigger than her statureThat's what I've had to default to, and I'm honest about it. I'm loud and assertive because that's how I have to be to get responses I want.
>>32595504I like to think my hands and feet are pretty nice though. I was wondering of there were any women who would secretly 'mire my feet when I walk around barefoot. But that seems to be rare.
>>32595506I'm not one of the complainer anons and I thought the picture was funny and cute but lots of fat/bald men hate those things about themselves and don't like them being fetishized. Kind of like how many small-chested women (understandably) don't appreciate it when men are "into that". People want to be liked for the things they like about themselves.
>>32595524Thoughts on skinny guys?
>>32595526MI don't really care
>>32595521Degenerate equivalent of an etsy crochet gf. Picrelated looks niche, very easy to make, and it costs $10 on ebay. I doubt he could do it full time and if he did, I'd just make him lie to my parents.
>>32595526Legalizing homosexuality was a mistake
>>32595525And I like that about you.
>>32595466So is that a no? :(
>>32595526M, don't care
Girls, would you think a guy is a good person if he donates a dollar to Ronald McDonald House every time he goes to McDonald's?
>>32595530I also made these posts >>32595423 >>32595229I like a variety of body types but I guess I tend to like extremes, like very skinny or chubby
>>32595529I think men's situation becomes a lot clearer when you understand that a lot of them feel body dysphoria. Not gender dysphoria mind you, but dysphoria about feeling bad about their body type or height or facial features or hair etc. etc. etc. Men honestly experience just as much body dysphoria as women do.
>>32595541I'd think he's well meaning but gullible if he thinks donating to a fast food chain does much good for the world. Corporate charities like that always find loopholes to profit off their shit. They usually spend more money advertising their charities than spending money on the actual charity, to improve their public perception.
Am I wrong to feel annoyed that when I facetimed my girlfriend she let someone else pick up the phone? I told her I called her specifically, not this other person. She says "ohhh they stole my phone it was on the table." That shit annoyed the fuck out of me but I don't know why exactly. It feels like she doesn't respect our relationship.
>>32595549overcontrolling manbaby who gets upset about things out of his GFs control
>>32595535nta but are you a cosplayer, you negged his hobby in like three different ways.
>>32595548Maybe, but they give families a place to stay while kids are in the hospital. I'm happy to support that.
>>32595553It's not out of her control. That's a punk ass excuse. SHE pressed the answer button. SHE let them take the phone.
>>32595526FFun :D
>>32595549Anon. They stole her phone. It was on the table waiting for your call.
>>32595542Mwah
>>32595537Well now I'm feeling mushy.
>>32595571That's how I feel most of the time when I see you're around.
>>32595547>finally lost weight and started taking care of myself in my late 20s>actually a pretty cute guy once my face trimmed down and I started wearing something besides polos and cargo pants>realize my thighs have permanent stretch marks from when I was overweight>also suddenly conscious of how bad my keratosis pilaris is>afraid that if I ever get naked with someone they'll dry up instantlyfortunately that'll probably never happen
>>32595512this is going to sound a little odd but Jon Everest's Battletech 2023 OST is what you want
>>32595526>married a millionaires daughter>then married the millionaireprops to the guy that is some next level gold digging
>>32595584thanks
Women how would you comfort your husband if he woke up in a panic and couldn't get back to sleep because he had another nightmare about the 40-hour artillery barrage his unit was subjected to in the war?
>>32595526M groomer
>>32595535Why does he have to lie to your parents? Is this American puritanism still in action? Nobody would bat an eye in most of Europe if someone said they made fetish gear
Women, what's it like having both great tits and correct opinions? I seem to only be able to manage one of those.
Women do you have mournful flapjack boobies
my GF is sick :(
>>32595547I'd go as far as to say that men have significantly more body issues these days and have more negative health outcomes from them, but it's men so people don't really give a shit. Young guys hopping on PEDs is imo bigger now than eating disorders ever were with women.
>>32595599very based
Women would you date a guy who rips through food like a woodchipper on crack
>>32595526FSurrogacy is a human rights violation
>>32593682>>32593701Many such caseshttps://boards.4chan.org/adv/thread/32595409#top
>>32595616That’s all guys
>>32595621Based radfem
Women are you a rabbit or a hare
Women Are fucking assholes
>>32595602No. Weight loss has gotten me so thin that I can fit into my old training bras again.
>>32595605She’s pregnant
>>32595610>PEDsWhat are these?
>>32595630I am a habbit and a rare.
>>32595628<3
>>32595633but she's a virgin...
>>32595631How can they do that without cocks
>>32595621>>32595628Which way does she lean?Is it a human rights violation because the mom deserves to have custody of any child that comes from them or is it a human rights violation because the kid should be raised in mommunes instead?Can't ever tell with these radfem types
>>32595640With our fingers.
>>32595640Women are growing cocks now. Search up "girldick" for more information on the phenomenon.
>>32595636I do not know what you mean by that
>>32595636>I'm a rare habitLOL
>>32595640Don't ask.
>>32595641It’s a human rights violation because it’s exploiting a woman who is at best being extremely underpaid or at worst being human trafficked, and about to go through horrible hormonal withdrawals. And of course the general implications of Rent A Womb are pretty sinister
TWO POOPS IN ONE DAY? Who want me Also I somehow gained 7 pounds in the past month. How do I become anorexic
>>32595671>How do I become anorexicDon't eat (as in, eat less). Exercise so you won't become skinnyfat.
>>32595671how do i achieve this level of confidence
>>32595671>TWO POOPS IN ONE DAY? Who want meThat's not normal?
>>32595524Is this supposed to be BGM for a D&D campaign or something like that?There is an entire genre of medieval(-ish) inspired market music, with bands that often perform at Renaissance fairs:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKMMBjbjSiohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3CdEiEKYEohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9MojUF7rwAHowever, maybe what you're actually looking for is just the Fairy Tail OST:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2IqDxi_YfM
>>32595671Weak
>>32595681I'm Italian and I don't shit even remotely that much.
>>32595684Not enough gabagool
I just farted so loud in the library oh my god Kill me
How likely am I to get sick from sucking on the tiddies of a girl with a head cold? I also rubbed her clit a bit (above the clothes though)
>>32595694Quite likely I'd imagine.
Why does the thread smell so weird? Did someone just fart?
Why is Atoga in Fecalfunny mode?
>>32595693Was it like thishttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IwGhNGc6hsA
>>32595703Sharty farty
>>32595703Girls be pooping
>>32595712Girls don't poop
Women is hate sex real?
>>32595694If you're just in close proximity for more than a moment, you probably got it.
>>32595718I just pooped
>>32595699Lol mean it wasn’t even smelly just loud
>>32595579Orgasms help resolve the feeling, at least.
>>32595722>>32595697am I going to die? She doesn't even know I'm a virgin yet
>>32595720I've never had hate sex. The closest thing I've done is angrily masturbate, which is very cathartic.
>>32595725WHAT
I made a new>>32595740>>32595740>>32595740
>>32595737Do you masturbate to the person whopissed you off?
>>32595746I masturbate to the intense feeling of anger itself. Same thing with other intense feelings. Easier to focus on them than a person.
>>32595732Not sure how to interpret this. I'm inclined to read it like the manifestation request worked.
>>32595794Whatever happily aligned to make it happen worked, so thanks.
>>32595813I'm very happy to hear that.
>>32595848Not as happy as I was.
>>32595867Still made my day.
>>32595920My day isn't over, though. Still seeing how happy tonight can be.
>>32595681this map is total bullcrap
