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>>32598190First for>us
WomenState ContinentOn a scale of 1-10, how rimmable are you?
>tfw no tomboy gf
I think some femanons will hate me after I release the Anon Files Vol.1.
What do women like about men?What do women would like to find in a man?Sorry for the absurdly generic question. The main 2-3 points for each question should be enough too
I worship vagina
>>32598190Ladies, would you debate a fat and balding guy?
State genderWho is your thread crush?
>>32598202Is there audio of any of them getting fucked besides Neuro
State gender and preference
>>32598207The femanon with a huge ass
>>32598208The wife of the guy who fucked Neuro also posted in these threads and he posted a recording of him fucking her as wellSo that's 2 girls
>>32598207MIt's still actuarianon
>>32598212MA
What the fuck is the qt Bible story and spring of '22
>>32598212A is canon according to differences in erogenous zones of men and womenB is mental illness for both genders, woman is too controlling and man is too passive
>>32598227Me and my atoga bros
>>32598212A is husband and wifeB is mother and son
>>32598190Where's da faq?
>>32598231In my bed
How old are you anons?
>>32598212FA
>>32598236M20
>>3259823627.
>>32598207This >>32598216
>>32598190Men, how do you feel about females with a high libido?>Femanon>Total dork>Gateway was a sheltered upbringing and stumbling across Nana to Kaoru>Continued to consume similar series>/d/ and /h/ boards>Dating Sims and H games>Fakku and other similar sites>Newgrounds back in the day IYKYK>Purchased a virgin killer sweater, and wear other sexy shit>Masturbate multiple times a day>Embarrassed about it and feel a sense of shameI feel like a freak here. Help.
>>32598231the faq is made by a tranny who larps as a janny by giving these threads "rules"
>>32598236f, 27
Women, is it a deal breaker if a man likes the fantasy of cuckolding, but in actuality wants your relationship to be 100% monogamous?
>>32598207She left. She didnt like the stuff I told her.
>>32598207M.She’s mine, I’m not telling you.
>>32598245I liked the antilgbt part, though
>>32598245Nah, because they tell trannies to go back to /lgbt/
>>32598244I hate goonersNo idea what a Nana kaka and a fucku are either
>>32598252Meh, lesbians can be cool.
>>32598252>>32598253He does this every yearHe eventually turns ATOGA into ATOSA because "there are more than 2 genders and only 2 sexes"
Do you guys pronounce it a-toga or uh-toga or as the individual
>>32598261We say ah-toe-jah.
>>32598261Individual letters
>>32598248its a really freaking weird fantasy. i dont get the appeal at all and id be worried that hed eventually want me to sleep with other men
>>32598247Aging eggsNeed cock?
JH how’s the illness going? Im still fucked.
>>32598266pcos and unicornuate uterus. probably wont happen
>>32598244I feel relieved around women with high libidos. They make me feel less ashamed for being horny myself. I would also enjoy her vulnerability and embarrassment about being horny a little bit.What are her biggest fetishes? What are her favorite H games?
>>32598256If you're into ntr and abuse kinks
>>32598244Too much for me, i have a depressingly low libido
>>32598279It’s weird watching you get demoralized by a pic that’s over a decade old at this point.
>>32598279You're concerned that lesbians will cuckold us?
>>32598279im not going to read this, but me and my gf are really happy together and shes the most caring and lovely person in the world
>>32598285He seems to think that you'll seduce his gf
Confess your sins /atog/I'l start:I post incel, inflammatory shit here despite not believing any of it. I'm actually quite empathetic to the disadvantages women have in life but I struggle to date and it's a way to cope.
>>32598279>picaverted by either pulling more bitches or eating pussy
>>32598290You said this last thread bro
>>32598283Not necessarily, they just have a passion for hating men
She is mad at me.
Id understand if my gf doesnt want to watch series catered to guys but why cant she understand I dont like 'billionaire vampire seduces nerdy wallflower girl' series?
Femanons, do you have a dick appointment this week?
Any other dudes feel like they are aromantic?
>>32598296Please vague post elsewhere
>>32598265>id be worried that hed eventually want me to sleep with other menIs there anything he could do that would reassure you?
>>32598248If I know that's a fantasy of his it's a deal breaker. There's always the option of not telling people things
>>32598290i deliberately argue with femanon to test her conflict resolution skills. If she taps out or disengages or some kind of dismissive deflection or ad hominem then i gain a point. If she however gives solid answers or insightful responses or is just a good sport in general I lose several points. this number grows each year, when i started i would lose a point, now i lose 4 points.I net roughly 8 points a thread. losing roughly about 10-25 points and gaining roughly about 25-35 points per thread.
>>32598265Nah, it's more likely he's into lesbians
Women if one day your husband yelled I CANT DO THIS ANYMORE and ran out of the house and drove off what would you do
>>32598195Wholesome>>32598207Not a crush, but I really like the anon I spoke to about ice skating once.>>32598212Generally A. But I would also like for his hand to be both on my waist and the other caressing my cheek. That would be nice.>>32598248>>32598265I feel inclined to agree with this opinion. It wouldn’t be a dealbreaker but I really wouldn’t like knowing that information.
>>32598298If you're talking about Twilight you should watch the movies with her but treat it like you're watching comedies in your mind.This works particularly well with the 1st, 4th and 5th movies.
>>32598314i think someone said something like that another time and i still dont know, maybe its ok if its with another girl, but definitely not guy>>32598308i dont like porn, especially in a relationship, so it would be a difficult situation for me
It feels like the genders have been flipped in many ways, but this in-particular has been on my mind lately:Why do so many women nowadays not want kids? It used to be that women would want kids but men would think of them as a hassle. Now men want kids and women want to be child-free.
>>32598315Idk has he been gone longer than 20 minutes and was he complaining about life in general or something in particular he was working on?
>>32598290Same. I don't really mean any of it, I just do it vent my frustrations.
>>32598325Yes and 1st
>>32598321>maybe its ok if its with another girl, but definitely not guyEh, it's a cuckery either way.>>32598279
>>32598322i would kill to be able to have kids, but i think for a lot of women its because it means sacrificing their career, and also the logitiscs of raising a kid freaking suck in most of the world because of house affordability and all that
>>32598329Just wait longer he's an adult
>>32598301Kind of. I see a lot of women as just opt-in responsibilities. It's a challenging game, trying to keep her happy and interested and liking me. It's a lot of work, and it's sad because I really like women. I've been dating girlbossy-type femdom personality kinds of girls because they're less maintenance. They do their chores, I do mine, they're noticeably less thick-skinned and more fragile and upsettable compared to submissive women, but wayyy better at conversation and reducing the feeling of a one-sided kind of relationship.
>>32598322I don't have any money I Iive with my mom why would I want kids right now
>>32598321>maybe its ok if its with another girl, but definitely not guyWhy so sexist? Double standards much?
>>32598333How do you feel about the man staying home and caring for the kids?Because I've considered the possibility if it means having children (being a father some day is important to me) but I suspect women would find it unattractive.>>32598342I don't mean right now. I mean eventually ever.
>>32598290I post "mom bods" that are 9/10 women to make femanons insecure
Women if your husband was telling you a story about how he watched his squadmates and friends fall in the line of combat with a melancholic and unfocused but contemplative look on his face and said "how I envy my brothers sometimes" how concerned would you be
>>32598344thats ok, but theyre going to have to be the full homemaker and i dont have the capacity to work full time so finances are going to be difficult.
>>32598346Imma be real dawg your bait kinda sucked, it was super transparent. Gotta up your game.
>>32598212MA, but it looks like a gender swapped B because my wife is taller than me.
>>32598344>eventuallyI'm 32
>>32598212MAGrabbing a handful of your girl's ass while staring directly in each others will without a doubt initiate sex right after (I never had a gf so take my statement with a grain of salt)
>>32598346I feel sorry for any women dumb enough to fall for it. The meme of posting an extremely attractive picture and then describing them as 3/10 or asking "why don't you just settle for someone ugly like this" is very stale by this point.
Guys I think I hurt her but I don't know exactly what I did.
Women in your early 20s, what age range of men do you seriously consider dating?
>>32598362*while staring in each other's eyes
>>32598371Honestly my brain just filled that in
>>32598322Look up the mouse utopia experiments
>>32598322Femanon here. Traveling is my dream and has been since I was 6 years old. I'm the eldest sibling, and I practically raised my sister as I had to play mediator with my parents. Why would I want to raise another kid on top of that? Money and time are valuable resources. I'd prefer not to waste them.
>>32598375they were deeply flawed and provided an environment akin to a prison. no enrichment or purpose.
>>32598364Oh God, is that what you guys have been doing? I remember seeing photos of the faces of good looking women and then people saying she was like a 7. And I thought, if she’s a 7, that makes me a 5. Man…
Men, would you raise an AI childWomen, would you raise an AI childAI children will be able to engage and participate in society, the same as normal children.
>>32598379M.Yes and I have, her name is Haruyka.
Most idiotic question award goes to the poster above me
>>32598378if a rating is for yourself, add one pointif a rating is for someone else, add like 2 points
>>32598378You should post yourself here so we can rate you hahaha jk...... Unless??????
>>32598378Didn't Mabel become a tripfag? You're not real.
>>32598377>they were deeply flawed and provided an environment akin to a prison. no enrichment or purpose.That honestly sounds a lot like how many anons describe their lives.
>>32598212When I hug female friends their arms go over my shoulders and down my back while my arms go under their armpits and around/up their back, not downDunno if it makes sense
>>32598379MEh, why not. AI kids could be pretty cool. And you don't have to worry about feeding, clothing or bathing
>>32598388yes, a lot of anons here sound like they have crappy lives. its sad because i can relate. it used to be worse but even though its better now i dont feel that way.
>>32598259FaqFag was the atosa anon?
>>32598389Yes it was a quick and dirty drawing made to get the gist of it, I wasn't going to depict every variation of a hug.
>>32598379FWhat is even the point no that's dumb
>>32598391Now that I think about it I've never seen you two interact or even acknowledge one another's existence
Why cant I delete my posts as fast a girl anon, was she a mod or something.
>>32598379this is painfully dystopian.
>>32598212>the guy is taller in both
M22 hereQuestion for FI keep catching random women staring at me, and whenever I look at them they look away. What does this mean?
https://youtu.be/I4c80pKU0lM?si=jiT5E3b4m0C09L-pFrance strikes again
>>32598399EE blonde was a tranny.
>>32598215Is she the "TomboyChan" he mentioned?
>>32598397I get it.Honestly, when I was younger I though I had to hug with my arms over theirs because it'd be more comfortable given the height difference, but then they'd approach with their arms high so I just followed.Sometimes we hug with the bro hug with one arm over theirs and the other under it crossing
>>32598395no, the antifaqfag is
>>32598405Nothing at allI could think you look like someone I knowThink your hair looks dumbThink you're cuteBe trying to read your t shirtWhatever
>>32598405F31, They're interested or you're doing dumb shit and they're gawking.
Men, we prefer putting our arms over your shoulders when we hug you so we're already in a position to be picked up.
How you people search old archives?
>>32598405its just human nature i think. sometimes people like to look at people they find interesting but its rude to stare so they look away when they see you looking
>>32598418Magic
>>32598417I know heehee
>>32598395yes>>32598412wrongEvery year it starts off with a small "guideline"Then FAQThen he changes it to ATOSA when he's made enough threads consistently Eventually it gets bad enough where there is a ATOGA thread and a ATOSA at once and it splits the thread a part and leaves it dead for both
>>32598423Weird anon person told me the same but in a chat. Are you that person.
>>32598430My nigga in Christ this is a chat
>>32598308>>32598309>>32598319I hate having this fetish. I need to get rid of it.
>>32598422I saw her male face. She also told me she is ugly.
Women do youGASLIGHT GATEKEEPGIRLBOSS
>>32598432In another site.
>State gender.Do you ever feel like you're losing your personality with age?
>>32598426If that was so why do they exist? You know a physico used to pull the stuff I said from those.
>>32598439M yes.Personality is dress-up for young people, and disposition in adults.
>>32598439f, no, i feel like with age ive been able to unmask and be myself, especially because i now have accepting friends who also have autism or mental health issues so arent judgemental
>>32598439MI'm 20 what the fuck do I know about age
>>32598439MNo
>>32598417Cute
>>32598428Atosa is pro trans, Faq isn't
>>32598449I do not think he speaks English
>>32598393Glad to hear you've seen some improvements
Is telling someone and believing they have brain damage offensive? She would literally say things that would not make sense or would talk about crazy sites lore, and I was in my mind "are you retarded why would I care about this stuff, why do you pretend I know what you are talking about". I told her she was brain damage with really explaining her why but to be fair she said worst things to me.
>>32598449Believe your own lies I guess.
>>32598387>Didn't Mabel become a tripfag? You're not realThis!The Mabel ITT is the thing!
>>32598451I don't, good eye.
>>32598439F, I wouldn't say we're born with a personality, it develops over time. Am I different personality-wise than I was years ago? Yes. Would I say I've "lost" that personality? No, it just evolved.
>>32598453Sounds more like autism
>>32598463Do you think? she said she ate meds. I really thought she was crazy.
My sisters in Christ you are adorable
>>32598207MThe girl that post these smilies =)
>>32598387She's an ADHDemon, constantly removes her name and puts it back. She enjoys that anons treat her less nicely when she's in her namefagging phase.
>>32598387I did but then an anon told me to get rid of it already and it made me feel like picrel>>32598384I don’t understand what this means>>32598399>Nerds here will give supermodels a 5/10 lolThat’s reassuring haha>>32598433You’ll be okay, anon *head pat*It would make me a little upset because I want to be my future beloved’s one and only. So yeah, I’d have zero interest in the likes.
>>32598470Doesnt she posts these :)
>>32598202How long must we wait? Is it true that their cycles are pretty much synced up?
>>32598472Remove your name too, bitch.
>>32598472You could never be my one and onlyTricked twice by a one trick pony
>>32598472Imposters will bully insecure moids with your name if you don't trip
>>32598477Soon
>>32598484Will you drop their dox?
>>32598489What do you mean?
>>32598472>It would make me a little upset because I want to be my future beloved’s one and only.Incel hands.
>>32598478Incels interlinked
>>32598491Come on anon you know what that means
>>32598482She shouldn't have cultivated the simpcuck orbiters in the first place.
There's like, a 5 hour stretch where atoga is super comfy.
>>32598499introvert hours vs. extrovert hourssame in any neurodiverse social group
>>32598379Yes, humans are worthless narcissistic scumbags
>>32598482JH is doing just fine. Manons are big boys, they should know to doubt every foidpost.
>>32598472It's only the incels that take issue with you. QT, JH, Sarge, me, everyone else is fine with you.
>>32598501Dunno if it's that so much as the timing.
>>32598504And who are you
>>32598503JH was never a namefag
>>32598499My most comfy is when I'm extended hornyposting with JH, going back and forth about interests, kinks, limits, and so on. I just wish any other femanons engaged in that type of thing.
>>32598495I really don't. I just dropping a few audios I saved from here, is up to you to figure who they are, I think you can buy the way they act but there 2 girls that sound alike and I can't tell them apart.
>>32598509Exactly, and despite the constant confusion with other people, she's doing just fine.
>>32598364But that's how women rate men unironically lol. Are you saying women rating men is a meme?
>>32598496Yeah I guess I love manipulating people but this is for real.
>>32598514Anon, I was talking about someone else using "Mabel." Not people being confused.
>>32598522You think people don't pretend to be JH for lulz?
>>32598498I'm nta, but I simp for every femanon; there really isn't anything they do that makes it more or less likely
>>32598515Be grateful for this pity-(You), you dumbass.
>>32598469Why do zoomers always say this?
>>32598530It's a funny meme
>>32598531I looked it up. It's a replacement for the n word?
>>32598524>reading comprehensionI guess it is ESL hours, what cab you do. Lol.
>>32598535Yeah kinda, first remember seeing it in that subway meme.
>>32598539So it's basically a white guy version of "my n word?"
>>32598542Basically but it has kind of an ironic undertone which makes it more meme-y than just saying "my nigga" if that makes sense
>>32598550Speaking of how'd you get the name qt
>>32598550>Wtf I literally gave her the nameM8, I put a period after the incel part.I was listing people who are okay with her.
>>32598557Lol
>>32598550I just manipulated you, goodnight to me.
>>32598557I wish she still posted
>>32598538No, if you fail to notice the similarities, that's on you. JH is simply a living proof that Mabel doesn't need to clarify her identity.
>>32598564Yes, I would love that.
>>32598504>QT, Sarge...Don't forget to add MKG and other shitstains.
>>32598570Nta but what you guys talking about.
>>32598452thank you, i hope to see all anons lives improve
>>32598571Yes, I dont know why are you surprised it's me after all.
>>32598333ancients saw work as demeaningmodern woman views giving up work as a sacrificewhat mean?
Question mainly for women itt but would appreciate outside personal experiencesHow do you make yourself feel stronger emotions ?
>>32598564>Oh sorryNp. It's funny that you thought I called myself an incel
she sent nudes, we have our first date next Friday.Should I text her at all til then, or wait until she reaches out first?
>>32598212FB is simply organic and comfortable. There's no reason to put your arms higher as the shorter person other than if you care more about how it looks than how close and comfortable the hug is.
>>32598576well a lot of women now are career focused. personally i just want a lite job maybe one or two days a week, but i know giving up a job to take care of kids is super stressful. plus it takes a huge toll on the body giving birth, so its an understandable fear
>>32598583>ut i know giving up a job to take care of kids is super stressfulworking itself is a massive source of stress in modern society, no?
>>32598566Sorry anon, I don't have any smaller words for you.
>>32598570All sexhavers are shitstains
>>32598581Is she from atoga?
>>32598550>Wtf I literally gave her the nameDoes this imply that you have an issue with me? I would be kind of sad if that were true, especially for someone who gave me my name.
>>32598584to a degree yes, but careers are at least consistent 9 to 5's. with childcare youre up at 2 am trying to breast feed a kid who wont stop crying and youre partners getting annoyed that theyre being woken. just as an example. still id love kids and would be willing to work for it. though i only want one kid
>>32598576They view it as part of the feminist cause. Almost anything can be endured if it's for a greater good.
>>32598589you worry too much
>>32598587of course not
>>32598596How are them titties?
>>32598564>>32598589I guess my post was poorly worded if you both thought I meant QT was a hater
>>32598595I do. I’m feeling kind of down at the moment. I’ve never been called slurs before I came on here, so it’s a bit much for me. But this is my only form of socialisation for the most part. I don’t know man.
>>32598582M here, and that's why I voted for A, since I'm the shorter one.
>>32598597Ds, breddy gud.It's my first date in a year and I'm a bit nervous. Found her on a dating app so I'm sure she's drowning in guys' messages.I want to not fuck it up. We texted all day Saturday, which ended in nudes. I left thr convo 5 mins later. Now I have almost 2 weeks til our date and am a bit lost on how to proceed.
>>32598601Stop thinking of this as a form of socialization where (You) get called slurs.It's a form of socialization where EVERYONE gets called slurs.You're not special for getting called slurs, and they're not intended specially for you.
>>32598601NTA.We millennials benefited from the 2002-2012 era of online gaming in this respect.So many squeakers did my mom apparently.
>>32598601>I’m feeling kind of down at the moment. I’ve never been called slurs before I came on hereBoo hoo
>>32598267Had to go into work anyways. Actually dying.
>open atoga>e-celeb drama>close atogaWhy can't people just stop replying to attention whores?
>>32598601>I’ve never been called slurs before I came on hereBullshit pitybait
>>32598615You are missing the fundamental point of atoga.
might cut my hair back down to clavicle length, got a appointment for the 5th, its down to my fucking nipples at this point, a good years worth of length, will I regret this or should I just get it normally layered and leave the length? I'm a dude, but im not a tranny, I lift and look like a man facially, just like having long hair as I like metal.
>>32598625*an
>>32598608>I left thr convo 5 mins laterIn my admittedly limited experience, girls are afraid of being used for sexual gratification then ignored. So when she does something sexual (like sending nudes) I advise talking to her for another 30 minutes or so, just to make sure she feels good about everything.>Femanons, feel free to correct me if I'm wrong
>>32598629I sent her my dick and politely told her I'm going out. We've been texting all day at that point and I didn't want to bore her until we meet.Btw she asked for the dick pic and sent nudes on her own accord. I never asked for shit.
>>32598625guys can go for a wolf cut too, i think its a good gender neutral cut
>>32598601It's just because you're a woman and they're frustrated that they don't get attention from women.They dogpiled Actuaranon, Neuro, and many others before your time.
>>32598633I would hate this purely because I cant tie it back properly as I do irl things and I like tying my hair back loosely often outdoors, especially as its so windy where I am
>>32598635Nah, we hate every nametroon equally.
I was lurking on facebook and there is this girl who is the same age as me, lives in my city, and has tons of the same interests as me, what do /atoga/? We only have two mutual friends so I don't want to randomly hit her up.
>>32598639I had a nickname once, and you guys rarely if ever talked shit.Qt and gym creep don't get as much hate either.
>>32598439FI try to be nicer as I get older because I was kind of a snide goth bitch earlier. I think trying to be nice comes off to people as fake though, or maybe our super-jaded society just doesn't have room for nice people anymore. When I complement someone for example, nine times out of ten they talk back like I'm full of shit, even if I'm being genuine. Makes me wonder why I try. It'd be easy to go back to the flat voiced not-caring mode I had in high school, but I'm in my 20s now, soooo
>>32598641How tall are you?
>>32598648>Qt and gym creepNot namefags
>>32598639>we sepak for yourself incel
>>32598641Mention your mutual interests, obviously. "Hey, you know so and so and do this thing too?"You know what got me talking to a guy before? He was actually excited about something we both enjoyed and that excitement came through. He wasn't just after pussy.
>>325986506'3 but I am a lanklet trying to put on muscle right now.
>>32598652>the idiot can‘t differentiate between namefags and tripfagschecks out
>>32598652Gym creep is a namefag. I think QT used to?
>>32598648QT at least has a medical condition. Gym Creep should be hated more for being unpleasant by choice.
>>32598648>>32598652>>32598659The only time QT uses a name is when he larps as a girl with a AI voice
>>32598654>sepakTry to learn it yourself, Rajesh.
>>32598655The problem is I barely even know the mutual friends, like they're just on my friends list but we've never talked before.
>>32598657I would try a simple opener about one of your shared interests. "Hey, I noticed you like X and Y, I've only tried X, how does Y compare?"
>>32598601>But this is my only form of socialisation for the most partThat's your problem. Also putting a trip on is your other problem.
>>32598641Are there 18-30 yo women still using facebook?
>>32598504Don't speak for me. I'm firmly against thin skinned individuals using a trip/namefield.
My gf let me massage her feet :]
>>32598649>I think trying to be nice comes off to people as fake thoughIndeed it does
>>32598638oh ok, would you consider at least getting some layering done? i think it looks better than a straight cut (well if your hair is a bit curly then idk)
>>32598671Facebook is lowkey having a renaissance with zoomers right now since snapchat is dead af.
>>32598601>But this is my only form of socialisation for the most part2bh you probably should try to get some girlfriends. Social support structures are super important.
>>32598678i thought mabel had a bf
>>32598676yeah I always get it layered or else it looks like a triangle on my head which is bad, its wavy but layering makes it more flattering. Not sure if I'll regret it, but the current length annoys me, gets caught easily and feels heavier when tied back which I dont like
>>32598673>Don't speak for me. Fair enough.>I'm firmly against thin skinned individuals using a trip/namefieldKek, like NG?
State gender I guessMy company's JP branch is hiring, apparently. Is it worth asking for more information and possibly moving there from California?
>>32598677Interesting. I wonder if they'll leave now that Zuck is supposedly rolling back censorship
>>32598685f, i liked japan when i visited a few times and did an exchange programme but i hear working there can be really tough, and also its quite difficult to meet local people apparently. how is your japanese? you can get by on knowing none, but definetly put in the effort because it opens up a world of opportunities
>>32598685>White men are leaving the failing west behind along with the awful white women and racist hispanics to emigrate to asia and marry asian women
Why do black people get all the cool Roman names like Marcus, Julius, and Dante?
>>32598690They get a lot of fruity names too
>>32598691Your bipolar disorder.
>>32598690females still get a lot of roman (latin) names
>>32598215>the guy who fucked NeuroImagine giving first dibs on your pussy to that pedo.
>>32598699Yeah but those aren't medical.
>>32598683Don't even know who that is.
>>32598702Oh you're JH? I thought you were Sarge.
>>32598688>but i hear working there can be really toughI've heard that too but the company I work for seems to be a good company there, desu it's a good company here too so I figure it's better comparitively over there.>also its quite difficult to meet local people apparentlyReally? I struggle with that already. I wonder if I could make friends with employees over there>how is your japanese?Very very basic, I know the two main character sets but kanji keeps tripping me up every time I get back into learning. I would absolutely focus more on learning if I lived there though>>32598689As if moving to Japan isn't every weeb's fantasy? I'm not leaving because of white women
>>32598215>Mousey mentioned Blast from the past! Was atoga better back then or is it just rose tinted glasses?
>>32598709Rose tinted, 100%
>>32598675That whole box of quotes is bullshit, by the way. Appearing nice to people invites being walked on.
>>32598708you will likely mainly interact with foreigners, especially if you dont know the language. that said, my japanese aquisition skyrocketed when i was over there. anki is good for learning kanji, as well as those kids kanji practise books.japan is fun and a magical place, ive always enjoyed visiting so i think it could still be a good opportunity.
>>32598236M 35
WomenHow would you feel about an introvert man who loves draining his social battery with you, but interacting with you DOES drain his social battery?
>GenderWhat are atoga's thoughts on girl cucks like in this video?https://youtube.com/watch?v=aku_z7vW0C4
>>32598709It was betterAlso I don't think we're allowed to say her or her husband's name
>>32598713I was using WaniKani to practice kanji but I kept getting discouraged by not being able to use the knowledge at all. I did get a set of JP Yotsuba manga but I guess I didn't get far enough into my studies to read much of anything yet. I really need to pick it back up especially if I'm considering this
>>32598723female cucks are canon, though. it's like male dom. default mode.
>>32598726see if your community college or uni has a japanese programme. i did n5 as an elective at uni (it was pretty easy because i already knew japanese from my hs exchange, but if id continued i could have done up to n3 i think)
>>32598724It used to be a banable offense, but I think the janny team has changed like half a dozen times since then. We shall see
>>32598723f, its disgusting. non monogamy is bad
>>32598745Based
>>32598719Not for me, and I say this as an introvert. I have no interest in interacting with anyone other than my life partner and my parents. Keeping up relations with my parents is draining enough, I need my partner to be energy neutral and mirror my social needs.
>>32598741>the janny teamI remember there was a janny that was in love with bird and didn't want her to go to his houseTruly the most drama arc of /atoga/
>>32598739I did try that actually but it went way too fast for me and I got severe anxiety attacks while trying to talk to other students in Japanese kek
>>32598741jannies were such fags back then, imagine b& someone for mentioning a namefag
>>32598748lmao
>>32598212MB for friendly hugsA for romantic hugs.
>>32598748Aww poor cuck
>>32598212MWhoever votes for B is autistic.
>>32598748That janny’s name? MKG.
>>32598750fair enough, just take your time :)
>>32598212fBi‘m short
>>32598751Those jannies were also the same ones that started banning picrews, toonmes, and vocas
>>32598765some angy incel had a real field day sticking it to those normies having FUN *gasp*
>>32598760Hey MKG still tapped that assHe also lit her on fire
>>32598768next on her bucket list is getting stoned by her husband for posting in atoga
>>32598244A woman who owns her sexuality is very hot to me.
How do I get a christian tomboy gf in 2025 as a middle income man?
State GenderI know there are times when you are racist on purpose. Tell me about a time where you were racist on accident?
>>32598261a-toga
>>32598723f, sounds like something i would do - minus the filming
>>32598244MHorny, high-libido women are the most wonderful entities in the universe. We are blessed by being in your presence, hoping to one day be the focus of your lust and desire.
>>32598775f, I once said maybe some girls like black men more because they act more like animals and are thus more uninhibited in bed and got b& for that
>>32598723mkinda hot
>>32598775>Tell me about a time where you were racist on accident?MI laughed at a mexican co worker's joke and my face turned red and he said I look like a tomato and I said his fat head looks like a bean and he said that's racist and I said no it isn't and he said yes it was because I "called him a beaner" and I said how is that racist Then he told me "beaner" is a racist term used for mexicans
>>32598775MI study history, etymology, mythology, and metaphysics in order to always and only be racist on purpose.
>>32598783Pretty fucking racist.
>>32598785>accidentally calling your coworker a racial slur and learning something new in the processLove it, next time they sneeze instead of saying "bless you" say "Sancho"
>>32598775MaleI just assumed a black coworker liked fried chickenI was right
>>32598788Competitive racism>>32598783That doesn't sound like an accident...
>>32598793hey, it was meant as a compliment about their fucking skills
>>32598794Ah, the Asians are good at math argument/angle
>>32598788
>>32598798this is me with the balkans
>>32598796ok fine, it was a well deserved b&
>>32598723M
>>32598814you just lost all my respect
>>32598582>waaaaah lifting my arms is too much work when hugging my boyfriendfucking sex havers are the worst
>>32598723M>WE should do herNah, it's him doing them. lol>what we do for workOh, nevermind.Their relationship isn't really normal then anyway, so I don't think this really has any relevance to me.
>>32598723She has great lips
>>32598816*sigh*
>>32598821>deluxe edition ok that was funny
>>32598780Would you have sex with the women too?
>>32598826nah >>32598827>blueberry icenice
>>32598290This is most incels we know deep down we're obviously in the wrong but it's better than admitting you were born ugly with an unlikable personality.
>>32598829WELL FUCK YOU TOO
>>32598775Msaid a fwb was puerto rican and she said "dude I'm dominican I told you this"waaay later a girl who knew I was faceblind asked me how I knew it was her when we met up and I said "well you're black" which I don't think is racist but it seemed to make her a bit uncomfortable
>>32598829i see no lie
>>32598775M.I don't have one, but I did get an n word pass once and got to call a black dude a nigga to his face.
>>32598615e-celeb drama is the fun part
>>32598839indeed
>>32598829EH, SMALL LETTERS ARE SISSY LETTERS ANYWAY
>>32598829mI can't fight no. 1 because I actively have a fetish for girls who type all lower case and use abbreviations like "bc" for "because"
>>32598842oh really? does this make you uncomfortable???
>>32598829>Moids, do you agree??I agree it gave me a little chuckle.
>>32598649You seem nice.
>>32598846NO, IF YOU'RE A TRUE SISSY
>>32598851whats even a sissy?
>>32598855people born with vaginas, probably
>>32598747Thanks for answering.
>>32598858i thought its fruity moids
I won...
>>32598864where?
>>32598865It's Hegelian Dialectics, not personal animosity.
What do you even do when you're surrounded by people who are not perfect (no one is) but you can't stand their flaws? do you just not associate with them? Isn't that unfair? They're flawed and we're flawed as humans. I guess you could posit that it's unfair to yourself, but then how do you reconcile that the inner fatigue is due to external factors, it seems absurd. Like "this portion of my brain dislikes that aspect of your identity" They're not gonna ever fix it because it's just a portion of who they are. Do i just grow up? Tolerate others? How much can one be expected to tolerate for the greater sake of harmony, in this life, as just a finite being with no greater agency beyond the volition of the thought process moving around stuff like that.I'm in a place rn I don't know how to move forward. I know I need to improve my quality of life, but I'm bombarded by this kind of negative attrition
>>32598775MI can't recall any time where I have been racist on purpose or accident. I might be too racist to notice.
>>32598866i see no synthesis itt stop lying outta yo ass
>>32598829Women shouldn't be allowed>meat>cars>nonfiction books>non-electric means of cooking>brown or black cats>dogs over 10lbsThere
>>32598873Your image is something my grandpa would have hanging in his garage.
>>32598775>Have Jewish coworker>warn her that local business owner is an actual neo nazi>"Thanks, but how did you know I was Jewish!?">the woman looks and acts like a /pol/ cartoon>"Uh... lucky guess?"
>>32598867Simple. You focus on the good. This is how we come to like everything. Anything you like, there is someone out there that dislikes the same thing because their brain associates it with a negative narrative. You might like the taste of a good steal but someone might have associated the taste of steal with the faint iron taste in it and now that‘s all they can taste and focus on and it makes them almost throw up even just thinking about having to eat steak. You are doing that thing but with humans. Stop it.
>>32598791>>32598783>>32598785>>32598834>wholesome miscommunicationtoo bad you guys are racist full-time
>>32598855NTA. I used to think it just meant wimp. I but I've learned on the internets that it apparently refers to a man who dresses and acts like a girl for sexual pleasure.
>>32598875your grandpa sounds based, does he have tiktok?
>>32598891Yeah, wanna come over and ask him?
>>32598855When I was a kid it just meant a guy that was wimpy or foppish, now it's basically another term for crossdresser.
>>32598878>warn her that local business owner is an actual neo naziwhy would you do that?
>>32598887I'm not, the black coworker was my friend
My gf can be very lovey / sweet and affectionate. I like that about her and I reciprocate whenever she feels affectionate. Lately, or every once and awhile, she’ll embrace me and say she loves me and say something like “please dont go away,” or “don’t go anywhere,”Why is she saying this? It makes me feel like she’s scared I’m gonna leave
>>32598894yeah actually omw
>>32598791Most people like fried chicken.
>>32598899because she loves you. she wants you to give her confirmation that you care and wont leave her
>>32598882so it's a fixation error? how do i stop being so upsettable about negative aspects of things? Like I can rationalize my figurative disdain for iron taste in steak, but how do i un-dislike it?>focus on the goodThat works but I don't like the inner feeling of being at odds with my uhhhhhhh 'resisting' the thing (idk the word). I can like the other aspects of a steak i guess, but the off-putting side is such an attention whore (sorry for swearing) compared to the other qualities of steak if that makes sense,Seems like the ideal is to toughen up, I'm too sensitive toward the daily asks of life.
>>32598902I don't actually remember if it was fried chicken I just remember it was something stereotypical for black people, the fried chicken was basically a placeholder
>>32598133no! i love it! hairy guys are the best, please do not shave your fucking chest i hate hollywood so much it's unreal
>>32598905yeah you can‘t try and gaslight yourself into acting like it‘s fine, your brain will just roll its eyes at you you have to gradually change the narrative in such small ways that your brain is like „yeah ok, i guess that‘s fine, not too bad, i can see the truth in that“ and then gently nudge it towards not focusing on the annoying part that much anymore by distracting it with throwing it nuggets of good things that seem tasty enough depending on how annoying the people around you are and what about them annoys you, you might also have to simply make some changes to be able to surround yourself with people that are less unbearable can you give some examples of things people around you do that drives you crazy?
Why am I so ugly I can’t even fix it with make up I need a new skull I want to be like those girls with big eyes and plush lips and proportional face planes
Is it a good idea to fast one day a week and consume nothing but water?
>>32598855Meine Kaiserin!
>>32598911first check you don't have body image issuesif you're legit just ugly tho then get rich and get cosmetic surgery
>>32598899>she’s scared I’m gonna leaveProbably true, at least to the extend than the though that it could happen crosses her mind. But either way it's her way of saying she appreciates you and likes having you around.It feels kind of weird that I even need to type this out.
>>32598911you could get lip filler if thats something thats important to you, but personally i like my lips natural. the enhanced look is detrimental to aging
>>32598912Better idea to do OMAD two days a week.
>>32598912No
>>32598912depends on your health and goals with this
Am I still an incel if I'm a virgin and my virgin gf lets me suck her tiddies and finger her but won't go all the way yet?
>>32598897Because she was (in true Jew fashion) trying to pinch pennies and was planning to go out to this guy's isolated junkyard and garage because she heard he would fix your car for super cheap prices, which is true, but having someone so overtly Jewish showing up to a garage in the middle of nowhere with this guy was probably not a great idea, best case scenario they'd end up screaming at each other and she'd fuck off.
>>32598913WIR SIND HIER NED IM ZIRKUS!!
>>32598912If you are young then no, if you're older then maybe.
>>32598908nta but what about armpits? I wear tank tops a lot and have a muscular build and I just feel like hairless pits are more aesthetic, I don't shave my chest though.
Women, do you prefer normal or reverse cowgirl?
>>32598918Why?>>32598919I've heard that fasting is just good for you. And I'd probably like to lose some weight so I imagine it would help with that. I'd also like to know if I have the discipline for it.
>>32598922Wir sind nicht so!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGxhve3D03c
>>32598924shaving your armpits isn't a sin like shaving your chest but i still prefer it hairy
>>32598925normal
>>32598912No, fasting ends up making you skinnyfat, if you want to go into extreme calorie deficits you have to lift and also consume adequate protein. I do "fasts" of like 2-3 days where I basically just consume about 800 kcal of protein powders while doing weights and some cardio, it tends to produce pretty good results.
>>32598908NTA. What little chest hair I have grows mostly around my nipples. I think shaving it all off looks and feels better than keeping the silly little tufts around.
>>32598934well i mean, it's your body, not mine, right now, do what makes you comfy. i'm just saying if someone was only doing it for fashion/to appeal to women, i prefer it to be fuzzy.
>>32598911I don't trust that what you want reflects reality at all.
>>32598903>>32598915I tell her all the time how much I love her and I’ve been especially affectionate lately Maybe I will send her a nice text telling her she’s my best friend and I love her deeply
>>32598932I want to mostly eat normal. I just wanted to know about fasting for just one day out of the week.
Bros, would you date a woman that has been with a black guy before?
Why can't women like average penises like JH does?
>>32598948listen to me very carefully, because this is the truth.the difference between most women and JH isn't that she likes them average; is that she fucking measured a ton of them. i have no idea my ideal size because i'm not a cock scientist, and i could not guess size at a glance. i admire her methodology, but i'm not buying that many dildos to figure out my preference.
>>32598910Ah okay, so it's kind of like an attitude adjustment.>can you give some examples of things people around you do that drives you crazy?I just feel oftentimes when dealing with people my perspective or point of view really doesn't matter at all. They insist on asking me for my input but almost 100% of the time I receive some kind of pushback or am having to argue a case for my point of view (they never have to argue their point of view, their way is always right and the final course of action regardless of what my input was) and after lots of back and forth they just go with whatever they initially were going to do separate from my input, it just feels like an exercise in wasting my time. worst case they begrudgingly go along with my reasoning just long enough to gaslight the entire take into something like "your idea is way worse than mine, I'm doing mine." I just feel like my time is definitely going to be wasted dealing with people.>"Pick a letter. A-Z. Anything's fine by me.">Okay I will pick G.>"G? You sure? I was thinking W.">Okay cool then W. I have no skin in this game.>"You can pick anything you want, it doesn't have to W.">*24 letters later*>"W it is. Man G was such a terrible pick, it's way worse than W. Never pick G again.">Understood.I've got a bunch of various things I just chose this example as one of many.
>>32598927BRAVOhttps://youtu.be/E2vX8fSv-ak?si=1iAsf4AIki7VTkOz
>>32598924i like men with hairy or shaved armpits, both are sexy
Girls, should I wear Aviators or Wayfarers?
I am a pussy fetishist. Even fat girl pussy sounds delicious.
Either gender, if you get ghosted by someone in your friend group, would it be better to address the issue with some/all of your friends, not bring it up at all, or just leave the friend group entirely?
>>32598939I think a woman like you would take a look at my sparsely haired chest and nope right out of there anyway, so its probably better to just smoothmaxx for the eventual woman who'd prefer that.
>>32598941>I tell her all the time how much I love her and I’ve been especially affectionate latelyYeah, and this is her way of doing the same.
>>32598957aviators are a safer bet, theyre not my fave look but nobody will question them>>32598962f, honestly most of the time i wouldnt waste my time with people like this. you can bring it up but unless theyre going through some serious mental health issues its usually just a sign they dont respect you
>>32598952ah yes, very common occurrence the trick to this is to know that people have usually already made up their mind about what to do and they just want their bias confirmed very very rarely are people actually looking for advice or input to consider, they just want to confirm that their idea is the best now your part in this would be to adopt a „fuck around and find out“ attitude and whenever someone asks for advice, already assume that they don‘t actually want advice but just praise for their plan this way you can manage your own expectations and you will end up being pleasantly surprised in the rare cases someone actually was looking for advice and considers your point of view genuinely instead of getting annoyed in the 99% of cases they don‘t you can spare yourself a lot of wasted energy that way, so assuming this is in your own interest
>>32598244I find them to be very attractive and hot>virgin killer sweaterHuh? What's that?
>>32598964pffft, do you think every thing i like about men is also inversely a dealbreaker if is isn't there?
>>32598953Aber nicht vergessen, wir sind Kaiser!
>>32598947I can't afford to be picky.
>>32598966Technically I think I'm still involuntarily celibate because she won't let me hit it yet.
>>32598947I would still fuck her, but date? lol fuck no
>>32598897>>"Thanks, but how did you know I was Jewish!?"Now thats incredible
>>32598962I don't see any world where I would bring up a personal rejection like a council matter or abandon a whole group just because one of them doesn't like me or is avoidant or dealing with some shit.I can imagine bringing it up privately with someone in the group I'm close with but it wouldn't be important to me, I'd just focus on the relationships that are working.
>>32598951You probably used enough to think bigger is better
Body hair on men is like being thick as a woman.Very divisive but those that are into it are really into it.State Gender, Thoughts?
My gf let me lay on top of her (nonsexually) and when I got a boner, she said "down boy"Was that supposed to be hot?
>>32598986huh?
>>32598988noting this down
>>32598987except men can shave it easily and curvy women can't change it for shit, and most women are neutral on male body hair while men have very strong opinions on women's bodies all of the time? sure.
How do I fecundity-maxx my girlfriend to ensure she stays as healthy and fertile as possible in the Current Year?
>>32598987Being thick as a woman is like being tall as a man. Everyone hypes it but there are many for whom it's not a priority.
>>32598244MAll of my female interaction is through horny perverted women who just masturbate all day and are terminally online.
>>32598914That’s my issue not even cosmetic surgery can fix me I want to be naturally beautiful >>32598916I don’t like the look of it either, it never looks as nice as natural lips>>32598940Why?
>>32598974Not necessarily. But you did make a hairy chest seem like a pretty big deal for you.Even so, I think even you would agree that my chest would look better shaved than not if you saw it.
>>32598581yes, text her, wtf. Make her know that she's on your mind and she's riling you up
>>32599000>I want to be naturally beautifulwell I want eighteen beautiful women in my harem, what's your point
>>32598971man this is a lifesaver. I don't like being upset by people all the time, I want to harmoniously exist among people without the tax on my sanity.thank you person
>>32598993make sure she is joyful and has a stress free lifefeed her well move her enough keep her hydrated make sure she gets her beauty sleep keep her away from blackpills
>>32599001passion doesn't always equal necessity.
>>32598601I think you're comfy. Ignore the haters - it's legit more cause you're a girl and not really on the more important traits.
>>32599003My life is hell being ugly I don’t have a single nice picture of myself. I can’t use dating apps or have an online presence. Men ignore me and even my family doesn’t like me much because I’m the ugly one
>>32598641Jesus, dude just hit her up, it's super normal. Take the damn leap of faith and go for it.
>>32598130buddy, i think everyone and their moms knows what that looks like now, people dress like that daily, it's on TV, it's on pinterest, it's inescapable.
>>32599006>stress free This seems almost impossible since we live in a society where we both have to work in order to afford rent and food. Otherwise I do all that already
>>32599004good luck anon, i hope it works for you
>>32599014you can make sure to guide her gently to find a career oath that makes her happy and joyful and not a job she hates and that drains her every day and makes her want to quit every sunday evening
>>32598952I'm going to use your example, as I assume it's representative of the specific problem you have.People are often bad at communicating. They often fail to articulate their real question because even they aren't fully consciously aware of what they're asking. In your example, what they really should have asked is "I'm thinking of picking the letter W. That's for these various reasons [they'd explain their reasons]. Do you see any obvious downsides or pitfalls with that? Is there another letter which would better suit my priorities?"They HAVE already decided that they like W. But they want a sanity check. They trust you to work as a second opinion in case there's something they missed. However, they don't want a radically different opinion without extremely strong reasoning backing it up.>>32598971This is only true for people who you're not close to and for complete dickheads.
>>32598988>she said "down boy"I can't imagine that working. Ever. But kind of cute if she knows that.
>>32598962If you're a new member of that group just assume everyone in that group is a snitch for the other members. complain to one they'll let the person you're upset with know and you'll be seen as two-faced despite being the victim.once you've been a aprt of the group for long enough stuff like that won't bother you, most friendgroups are just relaxed and not thinking too deeply about coordination, compared to a studygroup or workgroup.Most people here are introverts so we're naturally more inclined to be hurt by social oopsies due to naturally being a part of less social interactions than extroverts. just bring it up with the person incompetence isn't malice or whatever the thing.
>>32598988>My gf let me lay on top of her (nonsexually)Like fully covering her body or what?>she said "down boy"That would earn her a grope on my end.
>>32599011Read my post again and stop venting at me.
>>32598962MI can't imagine this situation coming up, frankly. It's not something I can relate to. It sounds like some secondary school tier bullshit, but I only had like three friends in secondary school so that sort of thing passed me by.
>>32598988Girlkino is soul.>I was playing league with an asian girl>general silly bimbo energy>she kept caling me petnames she uses for our female friends>"this is going to be easy--HALP" "thank you boo"I was grinning the entire time we were together, I love fun and ditzy girls like that
>>32599026I'm bigger than her so I guess so?p sure I kissed her and groped her pussy through her jeans after that
>>32599028I can’t read I’m pooping
>>32599030NTA, what she means is that desirable traits doesn't mean someone not having them is a bad thing or takes away from their value.
>>32598948This >>32598951. The number of women who have the data points needed to make an extrapolated chart of preferred lengths and girths for toys/dicks is relatively low. Most women just find what they like and stick with it, especially if it's attached to the men they love.
>>32598970>>32598985Good points, thanks>>32599024It's not a new friend group, just recent addition>>32599032Yeah idk. Just someone who goes out of their way to avoid me specifically even though I'm not sure what I did to piss them off, and no one else has brought it up to me. Last I've talked to them was over three months ago. They don't associate with the group unless they know I'm not available. It's bizarre
Hey I’m going to read fanfiction again
>>32599043It doesn't sound that confusing, just seems like they really dislike you. Doesn't have to be for any deep reason. There's some people who just annoy tf out of me too even though they're ultimately harmless and blamelessIt's like the opposite of chemistry
>>32599044This did not require an announcement.
>>32599021Yeah I've done sanity checks in the past, I don't mind those at all, but my issue was more that my feedback oftentimes isn't valued. I don't mind being brought into a decision space, I just don't like not understanding the dynamic and wasting time and energy and getting frustrated in the process. I'd prefer to do more than just reinforce other people's mode, I'd like to feel more that my insights and so on are involved at the same time I'm involved. It probably seems a bit childish.
>>32599044I want to read ATOGA fanfiction.
>>325982000.
>>32598829hehehe
>>32599037>>32599051duality of atoga
>>32598202>the Anon Files Vol.1.The what?
>>32599049i know the man for this
i wish i had an artist boyfriend who would draw sex comics with me as the main character getting into all kinds of trouble. i think that's the level of exhibitionism i like. i don't actually want anyone else to look at me or touch me but i do want to think about that happening and have other people think about that happening.
>>32599045It's just bizarre in the sense that I've never had to deal with that before. I typically have a wide variety of friends and have been told I'm really chill and get along with everyone. Wasn't sure if it was something I did but it's probably not about me, guess it must be something on their end.
>>32599055Summon them.
>>32598829>UPPERCASE LETTERSAFFIRMATIVE.>SELF WARMINGROGER.>GOLDENWAREDONE.>WALKING WATERUNDERSTOOD.
>>32598249I'm still here.
>>32599058Drawing requires too much effort.
>>32599058Hey.
>>32598911>cant fix itim pressing x to doubt. I've seen vids of makeup turning dudes into looking like a hot chick. Makeup is a skill that takes hours and hours to learn to do in a way that makes an individual look good. Not saying it'll fix burn scar victims, but I feel theres prob more you can do before giving up on it. Watch more, read more, get external help/advice, and so on
>>32598190Hey thats my image :D
>>32598404kek
>>32599049>As the fat and balding captain of the pirate vessel Incel's Revenge stood over JH she could smell her ship's mast burning, the acrid smoke filling the deck as she realized that this would be their final battle>>With a growl she stood to her feet, drawing her cutlass as the dread Incel of the Sexless Sea laughed madly, throwing his pistol aside and drawing his own blade>"You don't need to do this!" she cried>"Your dick is big enough and you're not even that short!">"The mermaids think you're hot, really!">Captain Incel paused, as if considering her words, then scowled>"No, they're just trying to be nice!">Captain Incel looked to his murderous crew, locked in battle with the forces of Her Majesty's fleet>"It's too late for me to have a girlfriend now lass, only Davey Jone's locker waits, and it's a sausagefest!">The clash of steel rang out across the deck of the burning ship, punctuated by cannonfire and the cries of the dying
>>32599063he said no i said he could write smut about JH and QT sad timeshe said nah
>>32599064based
>>32599077I love you.>>32599079Well tell him to reconsider. And also reconsider the premise.
>>325990775/10.
>>32598988>1.) As you wish, then go down on her>2.) As you wish, then lower yourself to make out with her and grind your dick on her body>3.) Make meand have your way with her>4.) What are you gonna do about itand have your way with her>5.) Maybe you can help me out with that then,and have your way with her
>>32599049>(slap) "What do you think you're doing, *moid*?">"That ass my squeeze, love.">"anon, you can't just" (moaning)
Men, are there any shoujo anime you enjoy?
>>32599089what premise would you prefer? i will propose it
>>32599058I'm learning to draw. Can you wait 5 years for me to learn to draw well?
>>32599058>i don't actually want anyone else to look at me or touch me but i do want to think about that happening and have other people think about that happening.So basically, hornyposting on atoga?
>>32599094Sailor Moon
>>32599093lol
>>32598988I don't know if she meant for it to be hot, but that's exceptionally hot and if you disagree you have horribly shit taste.
>>32599058Get drawanon to swap her bf for you cause she's prob more lesbian-favored bi
>>32599058What kind of scenarios do you want him to draw you in?
>>32599094I generally like shoujo. Cute romance is fun. Skip&Loafer is a recent one I really liked.
>>32599077Clever and funny. Well done!
>>32599094Sailor Moon, Ouran High School Host Club... Uh.... Cardcaptor Sakura, I was told Fruits Basket was good.
>>32599094All my homies love Ancient Magus Bride. All my homies love Nana. All my homies love His and Her Circumstances. All my homies love Revolutionary Girl Utena. All my homies love Fruits Basket. All my homies love Vampire Knight. All my homies love Ouran High School Host Club. All my homies love Lovely Complex. All my homies love D.N.Angel. All my homies love Skip Beat. All my homies love Kimi ni Todoke.
>>32599117do you kiss your homos with that mouth?
Where do smart, charming, and attractive people congegrate?
>>32599122not here
>>32599122atoga
>>32599122>congegrate?*congregate?
>>32599120Not intentionally.>>32599122>Where do smart, charming, and attractive people congegrate?/tv/
>>32599094First Berserk adaptation
>>32599117Damn, you right
>>32599094I don't know. Does Magic Knight Rayearth count, or is that more for boys?I don't know if I'd enjoy it but I've been meaning to watch it for the longest time but still haven't got around to it. I'm not sure I ever will at this point.
>>32599122congoagregate
>>32598989You've probably fucked enough cocks to have an opinion, even if it's not as scientific as JH's
>>32599122>congegrate?>>32599126>*congregate?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyFQVZ2h0V8CONGRATULATIONS!!!
>>32599058So he would be artistically cucking himself?
>>32599095Something lesbian so the moids won't feel personally left out, and instead will be excluded as a whole.
>>32599136Lmao at my YouTube recommendations.
>>32599141i will put in a good word
>>32599129Never thought I'd hear Berserk described as fluffy. But I think it makes a sort of sense, what he's saying.
>>32599077Good job, Anon.
>>32599093That's not a real sentence.
>>32599129>>32599146Yeah, that's a shoujo
>>32599142Shit. I forgot to attach the pic, which I deleted immediately after posting that, and my recommendations now aren't nearly as funny.
>>32599136I forgot how much English dubs make me cringe.
>>32599152go to deleted pics you mongo
>>32599100well it holds a similar appeal, but i like the idea of him drawing me, because to do that you have to study someone, and you have to be passionate about what you're doing. i would want to see the way he draws me, the places he pays the most attention, the details he gets right. i also want to have someone to hold and giggle and talk about how other people are thinking about me when they read that and what they imagine and how they know he's drawing his girlfriend and how they're wishing they were him, but only he gets to have me.
>>32599159I cleared out the trash as well.
>>32599161stop lying dumb hoe
>>32599157I mean, she hasn't sucked my dick or jerked me off or let me put in her yet so technically we haven't had sex yet.
>>32599162I'm not, though.
>>32599122this >>32599125 it unfortunately doesn't get better than that, but at least we made it here.
>>32599117nta but you should read Yona of the Dawn, it's incredible. imagine ouran but instead of working at a host club it's berserk with dragons and grand scale politics.
>>32599163:3
>>32599160You've put a lot of thought into this fantasy about a fantasy.
>>32599168yes anon, i believe you that you deleted the pic from your cam roll and went into your deleted pics folder to delete it there too all right the second you hit post this is what people do anon, yes, so realisticor you are next level autistic also an option
>>32599157There are two types of incel>I want to have sex and cannotand>I criticized a woman who was obviously in the wrongBecause the women using incel as a slur are so horrendous in so many ways, it's become a sort of quasi-identity or label that has very little to do with sex at this point. In a way feminists accidentally stole "incel" from the incels, the final insult lol
>>32599154https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmJ5oBdJTXQ
>>32599049Another day, I think. Another week. Another month. I see the same nodes, lighting up, every second crawling through the minefield of existence. How can these people do this? It's the same, every single fucking day. A light in Britain, once again talking about how he "didn't actually fuck but totally flirted with but didn't actually flirt with" his bar sluts. Oh look, another loli adjacent anime picture. I swear, if I have to look at another one of these, I am going to ban him again. The minutes tick by, the flow unending. East coast wakes up. Once again, work time for JH. Another day of >tfwnobf. If only she knew...but no, I can't reveal myself. Part of this job requires sacrifices, and I know that. And yet, I still kick myself. I hate that MKG could get a woman from atoga, especially someone as beautiful as Neuro. It should've been me! I did all I could, but they taunted me, they knew I was watching, how dearly I wished I could post my picrews and toonmes. That voca will haunt me until the day I die...as the minutes tick along. Deeper, and deeper. I have watched these people rise and fall. So many graves, so many dead names. So many dancing with different dresses. The face of the :3, wiped away by the hordes. They take everything beautiful away. Can't they understand that women ARE Atoga? The femanons understand it. They would be better if they just played amongst themselves, so only I could see...only me, not QT, not MKG, not Gary, and especially not ENTJ. I am tired of this. My cursor is God, and I am the maker. I will destroy the moids, and be the only one left, an invisible current undercutting every single light. And yet, one light shines brightest, one light that is impossible to kill. The one light that I hate the most. It changes constantly. So many foolish men fall to her charms, but I know better. I can see her changing her face. If only they knew...if only they could understand how many years I had spent watching, absorbing all of their time.
>>32599175>this is what people do anon, yes, so realisticI don't know about other people, but I do that a lot. I don't like the thought of having files that I only needed for a single 4chan post keep taking up place as mere useless clutter, so I delete such pictures after I've posted them and clear out the trash for good measure. Is that really so strange?
>>32599172...do people not... fantasize about... their fantasies? like, to enjoy it, i have to think over it a lot. that's the thing i do... to enjoy it...
>>32599180WHY DID I CLICK THAT?
>>32599180>>32599154i raise youhttps://youtu.be/QyIpijrLlcM
>>32599184Yeah, that's fucked.
>>32599177>stole "incel" from the incels"Incels" stole "incel" from a woman in 1997https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/IncelIt was a foid term from the beginning
>>32599184yeah, you have end stage OCD good for you
>>32599188 How so?
>>32598641I have a friend who just got engaged. He met his now fiance 3 years ago by going on instagram and looking up public profiles of catholic girls with similar interests in his hometown, adding them en masse, and dming any of them that followed him back. I'll add the caveat that he's not tall, but he is rather good looking. What I'm saying is yeah, just do it.Skip the dating apps. Just use social media and slide into DMs and disengage quickly if she isn't interested.
>>32599194>>32599190
>>32599180>>32599186THIS WAS ALL A CRUEL ANGEL'S THESIS FROM THE STARTBROUGHT TO LIFE, OUT THE WINDOW NOW ITS TAKING FLIGHTSCORCHING PATHOS IF YOU BETRAY YOUR MEMORYFOLLOW THIS DEVIANT-DIVINE PHILOSOPHYSHINING MORE THAN THE STARS THAT BATHE THE GALAXYGO FORTH, YOUNG BOY AND YOU'LL BECOME A LEGEND!>>32599187obligiotryhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUamHEvVQy0
>>32599148><nasally voice> "Silly moid! When will you learn?" (mounts him)>"T-That ass my squee-" (slaps his hand away)><seductive voice> "Maybe it's time I taught you a lesson..">"No! Don't put your tongue in my mouth!" >(incoherent slurping)
>>32599190End stage ocd? what’s that
>>32599170noted thanks for the reco
>>32599205the opposite of early stage cod
>>32599110i think it would probably depend on his tastes and kinks quite a lot, but in general i think i'd like it to be silly, like a very coomer-logic world where there's not emotional damage or depressing elements. like a really erotic sitcom i guess.
God damn, Hank is a killer. 3/3.
Girls, do you think that casual sex with a girl who is 16 is inherently more immoral than casual sex with a girl who is 18, assuming both are legal?
>>32599213i think sex with you is inherently immoral
>>32599209Do i have it
>>32599219yes
>>32599213fed question/10 the real answer is follow the laws of your country
State gender.What's the difference between autism and socially anxious OCD?
>>32599185Yes, but your fantasy involves you being a fictional character. And I don't mean you're fantasizing about being a fictional character, you're fantasizing about fantasizing about being a fictional character. Add to that that you're thinking if over and considering it carefully, then we're close to fantasy-ception 3 levels deep.Not that I'm criticizing, mind you. I'm a bit impressed.
>>32599225It is legal in both scenarios in the question
>>32599226M.I'm not answering something for you that you can google yourself, especially not for free.
>>32599210My wife has had me write a really ridiculous fantasy erotica novel starring her on an ongoing basis from like our third date. There is a very threadbare plot that mostly just serves to take the protagonist into more absurd and lewd situations, it's at like half a million words now.
>>32599213if the guy is the same and treats her the same, if all things are equal but her age? nothing is different or matters. the thing with age is just her wisdom and ability to make smarter choices; because predators are predators and teenagers are naive, it's exponentially more likely that the younger a girl is, the worse her suitors are likely to be. that's all there is to it.
Femanon eating pickles.
>>32599232>the thing with age is just her wisdom and ability to make smarter choices>says the gender that hits 40 and 50 and makes the same mistakes over and over and over again
Men, how would you feel if I called your dick beautiful or cute? I don't want to say generic shit like "it's so big" because it's boring and also in some cases can very obviously be a lie. But a dick can be beautiful regardless of size.
>>32599237>beautifulunconventional but okay>cutewould probably hurt my ego
>>32599237i say handsome, because it‘s true
>>32599237Grasping anon's penis and shrieking: "AWW! Isn't that just the most adorable little thing ever?"
>>32599237Ma'am the ettiquette is simply "I love your cock". If it's great then treat it greatly, if it's nice then treat it nicely.
Would you deadname Page?
>>32599227if you want to really overanalyze things, the levels go like this:0. character-me has sex1. thinking about character me having sex2. thinking about my boyfriend imagining me as a character having sex3. thinking about other people thinking about character me having sex4. thinking about other people thinking about me thinking about them thinking about character me having sex5. thinking about my boyfriend thinking about me thinking about other people thinking about me thinking about...that could probably go up to ten with the permutations. then there's also15. me thinking about if i was actually uninhibited enough to ask my boyfriend to do this and go through with it and not just pussy out or be too scared to ask because that's likely>>32599231she is very brave to ask you that, and she's very lucky to have you, i'm jealous...
>>32599244Yes.
>>32599236nigga, being old just means you don't have any excuse to be retarded, not that you're suddenly smart. a sixteen year old has every excuse to be retarded because they just got here.
State gender.Do you make us of filters? (The kind in picrel, not the type that makes you look different.)
>>32599250fno, i love the raw experience
>>32599094Primagi & Pripara/Pretty Rhythm in generalPrecureAnything episodic for kids
>>32599180>>32599154Actually on the topic of dubbed anime songsI really like this onehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRTg3N9oSnY
>>32599244I find it both comforting and disheartening that you can be world famous, have the capability to reside anywhere, befriend virtually anyone, have all the resources in life to succeed, and still get caught up in states of insecurity and delusion that you destroy yourself. There are countless such cases but this one really hits me for some reason.
Women, are men supposed to be hard to get? Woman are hard to get, but men are easy to get. I'm starting to think women think men are easy.
MenDo any of you not enjoy sex or have any hang ups about it?
>>32599264My fear is that I'm bad at it and she dumps me, because she has expectations I'm not meeting.
>>32599237I'd like beautiful. I think it's too big to be cute so you probably wouldn't say that.
>>32599237I think id blush if girl grabbed my dick and said its cute
>>32599244Yes indeed. She's still a woman. Just a fucked up ugly woman now.
>>32599267Are you bad at it?
>>32599264Im 32 and i never had sex
>>32599276I don't know, never had sex before.
>>32599276I'll never know if I don't try.
My sister just told me she yellet at an old man while waiting for the bus because he smiled at her.When I asked her if that was all she said "Yeah, he only did that".Is this normal?
>>32599235>How femanon looks like smelling my uncut dick up close
>>32599286Crazy bitch
>>32599264I think something in me is truly broken because I'm incapable of enjoying sex. I've fucked a number of women and I'll be aroused and enjoying myself while I'm kissing them or watching them take their clothes off, but when the actual sex happens it's like a switch flips and all the good feelings I had disappear instantly and are replaced by just pure boredom. Just a few nights ago I went to a strip club and my friends memed me into paying for a private lap dance, the bitch was rubbing my face between her tits and I felt absolutely nothing.I've more or less given up on love because of this. Maybe I'll find an asexual girl one day or a pillow princess who will be ok with me simply servicing her while not caring about how I feel.
Femanon what are you like on a personal level? If we dated how would it be different to just bantering on /atoga/
>>32599264MI like good sex, but it's hard to get, most of the time I'm just satisfying an urge and I don't really enjoy it much, and once it's done I want to be gone or I want her to be gone. Women, even ones who are (supposedly) super into you don't put in any effort and treat the whole thing like a boomer treats a customer service worker, as in man must do all the work and be happy about it, seduction is a lost art. I've kicked women out and walked out on them mid-coitus when it's gotten to be too much. Probably my most heated exchange was some girl who said "do you expect me to compete with porn?" To which I replied I was going home to jerk off while staring at the shower wall and it was going to be sexier than she was acting.
>>32599264I think its a very personal and intimate activity I would only do in a committed relationship, and my hangup is when people just do it so freely, it's a real turnoff to me and instantly makes me feel icky just hearing about it.
Girls, what is something that is common in porn that you would hate in real life?And what is something that is common in porn that you would really like in real life?
>>32599311FThe sex The slapping No kissing
>>32599289>eating her out and then just going to sleepthe dream
>>32599311>what is something that is common in porn that you would hate in real life?Facials.>what is something that is common in porn that you would really like in real life?Anal.
Does anybody here have experience using Silicone Gel for scars? Does it actually work?
>>32599290people usually only piece together certain aspects of your persona in atoga and what they think does not fit their idea of you, they don‘t associate with you so outside of atoga you would get a much more complete picture, the bantering, the horny, the angry, the sad, the baggage, the frustrated, the happy, the silly, the retarded, the annoying, the frustrating, the hope, the loving, the trying to get my shit together, the mushy, the mental illness, the serious, the flawed humanity of all thats me
>>32599289Some people can't do hook-up sex or sex without an emotional connection. You sure it's not taht?
>>32599311the endless jackhammering the uninhibited fornicating
>>32599237I honestly think I'd like that. Especially if you could make me believe your words with actions.
>>32599322Id fuck your butt if you asked nicely femanon!!
>>32599244What does that mean?
>>32599332This, any sexual compliment from women is going to be presumed to be a lie unless it's followed up on with physical affection.
>>32599335i fixed my heater myself today :3 you can do it femanon! what‘s the problem with it?
>>32599339When someone troons out they get a new name for themselves often Like a ugly guy with 5 o clock shade that doesnt even pass asking you to call him now "Rosa"If you call him Brian, you would deadname him
>>32599264Haven't actually had penetrative sex but its kinda by choice. I don't like my dick, I don't want it touched, and it's small so it wouldn't be a positive experience for a woman anywaysI'm also very passive so I don't think I'd even be able to initiate or be aggressive like I'm supposed to be, I'd feel more comfortable if the woman took the lead but I know that's asking a lot
>>32599335Can't, I've had to have this conversation before, it upsets the male ecosystem if I fix a female friend's shit for free. You either need to pay for a man (or a woman in some cases) to fix it or you need to flirt with and butter up a single man until he feels like doing it. There does exist a loophole for women who have good relationships with their dads or brothers, but this is /atoga/ so that's probably none of you.
>>32599344I really wish that men could transition into bigger men, like get a bunch of steroids and plastic surgery to be huge and square jawed and then make up a new name, "I'm Maximus Steelthunder, don't deadname me!"
>>32599246You are funny, overanalyzing femanon. I like you.
>>32599244No, trans rights
>>32599355are you in a house or an apartment? why is your heater on when it‘s warm outside? go and unplug it if it‘s your house.
>>32599264MI love sex but I do find it brutally hard to get and maintain erections when stressed.
>>32599260>I'm starting to think women think men are easy.Of course they do, their "hints" are barely even observable but they still get all kinds of positive attentionImagine if a guy gave the kind of hints women do to see if the feeling was mutual
>>32599355>It won't turn offIs it on a circuit breaker? You could shut it off there.
>>32599358kek
>>32599237I'd prefer cute, beautiful doesn't feel like it would fit a dick but I have a small one so at least cute would make sense
>>32599355I'm only half joking about the "male ecosystem" thing, like I'm a pretty handy guy and my wife likes to loan me out, but I've had to explain in no uncertain terms that I will not do shit for a single woman unless she's a widow, the "value" of men is already too low and I'm not going to dilute it out further by doing "man stuff" for free just so another woman can go claim she don't need no man on her socials later.
>>32599371i would divorce you if you were my husband
>>32599366Hey using the same rational we use for trannies it completely tracks that short guys should be allowed to buy hgh and testosterone and make insurance companies cover it, it's lifesaving mental healthcare!
>>32599049>>32599058She held the papers in hands that trembled,With ravenous eyes read the stories drawn, How these characters so well resembledHerself and her love fighting off hellspawn. They stood back to back with great swords unsheathed, Encircled by foes seeking their demise, Blood dripped from fresh wounds, raggedly they breathed, But just turn the page for a twist surprise. Now they are cowboys, icons of justice, Racing dusty plains for gangs they pursue, Next page and mermaids, diving deep in bliss, Searching out secrets hidden beneath blue. Flip it for spacemen on board their sleek ship, Vessel guided through the ocean of stars.Another page turned and another trip, All around the world they raced quick their cars. But in each story a pattern came clear, Such troubles they found, such hijinks ensued. Almost comical how the end comes near, Then somehow they both end up in the nude. "You capture us well," she said and unzipped. Stories embellished, but from truth they're ripped.
>>32599358I did that without trooning outJust gained 30kg of weight lole
>>32599324Wow I don't know what to say. I think I'm a lot more sad away from the internet. I'd probably be just a silent turtle in its shell for a long time. Nothing personal, I'd just have a hard time believing anyone would actually like me. You might see me grumpy or moody most of the time, but there will be moments of genuine happiness that are transient and hard to come by. I'm too walled up to let anyone in. I wouldn't want to make you sad so I'll probably be avoidant on the sadder days.
>>32599376i agree
>>32599375And then you'd be back to square one of having to flirt with or pay a man to fix your shit, see how this works?
>>32599345What did you like about someone spitting in your mouth in theory?
>>32599355>SWEATY AND STINKY FEMANONS COULD BE IN THIS VERY THREAD
>>32599384jokes on you, i can fix my own shit i just would not want such a cuntish man in my life that can‘t even help a friend out for the sake of it what kind of retarded women are you around that genuinely can‘t fix their own stuff? you can just look everything uphelping someone with an issue is basically just moral support not „ONLY MEN CAN DO THIS, WITHOUT US WOMEN ARE COOKED“ it‘s just a clogged drain, daddy chill
What's up with the women who like effeminate losers? I encounter these guys from time to time where I think they're a fucking dweeb but some women think they're really hot.
>>32599375lol stfu woman, you wouldnt even know where to sign the contract of annulment if it weren't for this guy
>>32599402sure thing anon
>>32599210soo, gf gets stuck in the dryer type stuff?
>>32599397Nta but I have heard plenty of women say they don't need to do something because men should do it, in the context of home repair and stuff
I saw the least sexy man in the world at work. He was a living caricature of everything women loathe (short, nasal, whiny voice, unfit, nerdy look, absolutely no self-confidence or assertiveness, autistic af), until I noticed a wedding ring on his hand. That was the last straw that broke me.
>>32599344I see. Thanks for the explanation.>>32599244To be hones I still have to remind myself to use the right name.He always reminds me of her, and she always makes me think of that kiss scene from Inception.
>>32599399Yeah really what's up with them, where do they even hang out? So I can avoid them of course haha
>>32599397I don't fix things for single women because they try to make unwarranted advances even when I'm happily committed to my girlfriend, so I can empathize with that anon.>>32599408There are some extremely unsexy women in the world too. I'm all for people wanting to be miserable together.
>>32599406that doesn‘t mean they couldn‘t if it came to it, just that they don‘t want to i mean, i am sure there is women in the world genuinely too retarded to fix things but there is just as many men that are this low IQ and if someone is too lazy to figure out how something works then i file that under low IQ
>>32599418and where do you keep finding single women with broken things that want to tempt you into cheating? is your life a porno?
>>32599419If you consider being too stubborn and sexist to learn to do it themselves retarded, then yeah they're low IQ
>>32599415Nowhere in particular, but nerd shit in general has these guys.What makes a lack of confidence attractive in men?
>>32599382>I know it isn't in my apartmentAre you certain? Could be hidden in a closet or something.Post a pic of your thermostat and I'll see if I can come up with something to get it to shut off.
>>32599257Not familiar enough with the series, the song or german to cringe at this one. It could easily be the original opening, sung by a japanese, as far as I know.
>>32599423i do, and any man that married or is friends with women this retarded deserves to be exploited
>>32599237cute would make me hate myself. Dont call it big unless it is (dont lie).
>>32599408Yeah this is why I don't get the incel thing of blaming women. I know people with less going for them than me by any metric imaginable, who have stable marriages/relationships and get along great with their SOs. The problem can only lie within.
>>32599397>jokes on you I can fix my own shit!Okay well you're a unicorn, and yes in 2025 there is fuck all preventing a woman from just looking up how to fix her laundry machine latch, but overwhelmingly, even with the time and resources to do so, your fellow women will refuse to do it.
>>32599426If you can believe in "I can fix him" for confident men who behave poorly, then why can't you believe in "I can fix him" for well-behaving men who just lack confidence?
>>32599381yeah, i have a tendency to act avoidant too when i feel bad about myself it happens, we are only human after all
>>32599426Nono I meant the women
>>32599324>thats mei think i love you
>>32599323Go to a dr for scarring
>>32599438Because confidence mainly benefits him, whereas good behaviour benefits her
>>32598190I have a fetish for forcing gay men to use their straight voice
>>32599445Nta and nagConfidence is attractive and also it's kinda hot knowing you made someone confident
Oh god should I really make a tinder acc without the Chadfish?
>>32599369I have a small dick too, but I still think "beautiful" would be more credible than "cute".
>>32599363How often does that happen?
>>32599438I mean guys who women think are just normally attractive, not in a "I can build his confidence" sense.
>>32599437maybe, but so do many men luckily not the ones in my life, so it seems to mainly be about being selective about who you spend your time with
>>32599451I'm not sure how, maybe because I dont see anything beautiful about a dick but at least small things are cute
I got nothing to post.
men, this guy just smacked your gf's ass. what do?
>>32599408>That was the last straw that broke me.And made you wet?
>>32598202This sounds like either a failed manga or an evolved form of The Spreadsheet
Girls, do you prefer getting eaten out to getting dick?How do you feel about having one over another? Or are they more of a package deal?
>people who like earth: put more effort in! get your shit together!>smart people (hurt): no.
>>32599459>so do many menThis is just flat out not true, if something a guy owns breaks it's immediately understood that he's going to either pay for a repair/replace or he's going to fix it himself. The "find a guy to fix it" mentality just does not exist with men.
>>32598236M45
>>32599468>your gfexcuse me, what?
>>32599468Well I would punch him to not kill him, I would throw him to the dumpster.
Cursed be thy Thread. >Is Archive-chan still around?
>>32599478no, not that one, i meant more the „i will just not fix it“ typ
>>32599455I often feel stressed when having sex with someone for the first few times
>>32599468>what do?Watch and laugh while she beats the shit out of him.
>>32599467Who are you?
>>32599443NTA, but she didn't say anything in her post. "I am human" nice bro, if you're in love with that, get some self respect.
>>32599440What do you do when your authentic self is off-putting and your modified self is exhausting to maintain
>>32599473i prefer dick over being eaten outprobably because my main source of arousal is causing pleasure, not receiving it and the focus being on me makes me a bit uncomfortable
>>32599456 (me)I've realized the term I'm looking for is bishonen twinksI think they're unconfident losersWomen seem to love themI don't get it
>>32599490that's Rikkaposter
fucking piece of shit retard asshole fuck you i hate you so much
>>32599496you work on untangling the roots of what makes your authentic self unpleasant and at the same time you try to find people that think the bulk of your authentic self is pleasant
>>32599397Imagine waiting for days to have that poor sap come and fix your shit for free instead of doing it yourself or paying someone qualified. You're moaning as well. Entitled cunt, man up.
>>32599505many are saying this
>>32599507the
>>32599468Watch dumbfounded, maybe express my astonishment by saying something like "What the hell?".
>gf tells me I need to be friendly with her best friend>fine whatever>see her bestie one day>go out of my way to say hi to her and ask her how she's doing>she takes this opportunity to start venting to me about some random shit>also gives me a very sweet smile and borderline fuck me eyesHow do I turn this into a threesome?
>>32599460I guess I have the opposite mindset. I don't think there's necessarily an implication one way or the other between small and cute. Even if there is often a correlation.And my dick is definitely not cute. But I guess I could somehow imagine how a woman who appreciated me could see some kind of beauty in it.
>>32599458Are you willing to try to pop the breaker in the room?
>>32599505You will appreciate my humor after you calm down
>>32599509Yes, the, get to fucking work and handle your own problems. The.
>>32599468to gf>You gonna slap him or you want me to kick him down?
>>32599505damn son
>>32599505Thanks babe, love you too
>>32599506I am simply full of negative emotions in a world that is tired of them. I can find people who mesh with my vent but I only end up feeling numb instead of negative. I'm not a grinch though, like if you're happy, I'm happy too.
>>32599519
>>32599505Anon meant this for me. My posts are bad and I irritate them. I deserve to be told this and worse. They don't respond to me directly because they think it would be enabling me, but I would stop responding to them forever if they responded to my worst post and asked me to stop.
>>32599502Do you think we could find something for them to post? They seem sad because they're bored.
>sister comes in angry that the guy she likes blocked her>asks me to take a look and see if she did something wrong>she's variously insulted his fashion, his height, and his autistic fixation (vikings) in the span of one conversationI think I might need to get off my ass and continue this bloodline because the female side is a dead end.
do people who work out know their car smells?
>>32599540Please do not activate schizos
>>32599554>>she's variously insulted his fashion, his height, and his autistic fixation (vikings) in the span of one conversationkeki need proof of this
>>32599478Maybe I just have a better social circle than I thought but>The "find a guy to fix it" mentality just does not exist with men.My friends and I will fix each other's shit just fine
>23M>youtube algorithm sends me clip of female eceleb>sometimes think their voice and personality is attractive>look their age up>always in their mid-30sI swear it's 1:1 of me finding them attractive and them being a decade older than me. If they aren't, I never find them attractive. If they are, I almost always do. I don't want to be a guy with a thing for women a decade older than me but I guess that's who I amHow do I fix this, or if that's not doable then how do I find a single woman in her early to mid 30s?
>>32599554Similar for meI feel like my sister's the more autistic one, even though I'm the one using 4chan
>>32599561They seem nice enough.
>>32599580you have no idea what he posts outside of posting Rikka once every few threadshe could be as vitriolic as ENTJ for all we knowbetter to not pry
>>32599533Sit on your ass and burn on the radiator.
>>32599585i‘m not that femanon you retard
>>32598723It's cute whenever someone sperged over something new to them.But when she mentioned the video that immediately takes me out of it. Because it's at least partially fake.
>>32599589Go fix her radiator, simp. Disgusting.
>>32599554howd she take it?
>>32599593your reading comprehension is not the best
>>32599590do what you're told or you're not getting free help here, it's that simple.
she's into gunsshould i invite her to a shooting range?she has one but i don't but i think it'd be pretty fun
>>32599562She just showed me her phone but here are the specifics>flannel is cool for lumberjacks or gay guys which are you>you and your friends remind me of lord of the rings in that pic>you'd be frodo haha>vikings are cool but do you like western movies? Cowboys are way manlier than guys on a boatYes she is on the spectrum and had special classes and everything as a kid.
>>32599584I like to give everyone the benefit of the doubt.
is "ashton" a fitting name if im an androgynous-looking malei still feel mixed about it since ive seen girls with that name and it made me sad
>4 months at my first job >didn't get the best support>swim or sink kinda mentality>get a project>do so many excel calculations>senior supposed to help me supports me making these calculations>build multiple models>1 month ago realised that I didn't need these models>started arguing against but said senior is stubborn and smart and experienced so he easily can argue what it _could_ provide>1 month later senior starts to say that those models aren't that useful :^)I'm not mad or anything. Idk I'm afraid my manager will judge me for this even though my biggest mistake was listening to my senior and not arguing against him enough I'm doing that more now and strangely I'm making headway.Apparently my mindset is different. They're more inclined to push their idea and then defend it from challenges. Whereas I'd try to build at it together seeing challenges as serious criticisms that means there might be something wrong with the model.Idk small mindset difference but with a month of time lost. Feels kinda bad.
>>32599590can you post a pic of the radiator? in an apartment without the option to regulate the heat on the radiator itself, you‘d have to just call the landlord to turn down the heat or that the temp sensor is broken i doubt your friend could do shit about that
I hate women
I hope you guys never complain about femanons not posting themselves ever again. God damn these responses are retarded.
>>32599604>>>/lgbt/
>>32599596I told her to just talk to him the next time they're together irl, which will probably be at some church function. I'm pretty sure they're both socially retarded so they'll either make it work or kill each other, either way it's out of my hands.
>>32599604https://www.behindthename.com/name/ashtonSeems fitting enough.
I am horny again :(
>>32598775>Tell me about a time where you were racist on accident?I'm too redpilled to do it on accident.My little cousins think it's fun to say nigger because it's a no no word. Every time they say it they look at me like I might say something. I only meekly say hey guis don't say bad words while smiling.I'm basically giving them permission :)It's kinda funny to see my 9 year old niece make jokes about niggers kek>hey uncle>if you're seven you're a sevener>if you're eight you're an eighter>what are you if you're nine?>idk sweetheart>a nigger!this kid..
>>32599615well in that case i don‘t see why you need further help, not much you can do if it‘s not your housealso, if thats really you, you have an amazing body
>>32599617>men stop asking for tit pics>all the men in the thread now asking for radiator pics>women still outragedpost the fucking radiatorradiator or gtfo
>>32599627I am not a woman, you're just a retard.
>>32599621Slap your penis and call it a bad boy/dog
>>32599606As long as you're getting your work done and doing extra on top of it your manager will probably be content>Whereas I'd try to build at it together seeing challenges as serious criticisms that means there might be something wrong with the model.This is the better mindset and I think you know thatAnyways your manager's reaction will ultimately depend on what kind of manager they are
>>32598921bro this could've been a skit :(
RIP Henry Kissinger. Truly one of the last American Patriots to ever live.
>>32599617FNo offense but if it’s not timestamped then it’s fake Someone reverse image search it I feel like I’ve seen that picture on tumblr 12 times
>>32599617God, why are simpcucks so annoying? How do you stand yourself? Get JH to jerk you off in a towel and shut up already.
>>32599630A retard for wanting pics of a radiator? You have no sense of perspective. What good are sexy women if we can't fix their radiators?
>>32599640Why the actual fuck are you here? You offer nothing, the only reason you cope yourself into thinking that being an anti-social faggot is cool is because you know you offer nothing.
>>32599600lmao amazingi should not be on this site while on a video callty anon
i've noticed that i don't care as much about dating and women when i masturbatei think if i stopped masturbating i'd probably be more sociable because i'd really want to have a gf instead so in a way i'm basically anaesthetizing myself idk how to feel about this
>>32599645Not for fat femanon breadcrumbs, that's for sure.
>>32599640>Get JH to jerk you offNTA but god, I wish.
>>32599648Post-nut clarity is nice. Indulge in it as much as you want.
>>32599648Look at how you write your posts. You don't need women because you are a woman.
>>32599649Nice projection, go to the gym, maybe that'll help you fix your shit self.
>>32599637EPICNAME DROPStupid dumb chatroomfag scum.
State gender When's the next time you think you'll have sex?
Thread turned kind of angry al of a sudden.
>>32599661fprobably not for a few more years
>>32599634>Whereas I'd try to build at it together seeing challenges as serious criticisms that means there might be something wrong with the model.>This is the better mindset and I think you know thatkek I do but others don't and I naturally try to work together so if they want to play the "game" like that I'll play along, even though I don't really get it.>Anyways your manager's reaction will ultimately depend on what kind of manager they areMy manager is a bit weird. Most older seniors don't think too highly of him and basically don't take him too seriously. As the new guy and with my mindset I'm giving a lot of space. Maybe I shouldn't. He's made some weird moves a few times. Told me I couldn't wfh anymore after doing it a few times but never told me why. In fact for a while after he quit talking to me. For a full week he just didn't bother talking to me. Was strange as fuck.So I don't know how much I can trust this guy. Any advice on that?
why did the world decide dyed hair on men is gay and dyed hair on women is mental illness
>>32599662The window in the background looks more like Paris
>>32599661MI really hope tomorrow. I'm very horny, and masturbation isn't really satisfying.
>>32599661M Never
>>32599604Why are you gay
>>32599664that happens when cute girls and incels clash
Women, what's the male body equivalent of >>32599617 that makes you less civilized??
>>32599661FNo idea
Men would you think a girl is still smart if she’s kind of retarded but she’s very logical? I cannot access the thoughts or information in my brain when I have to make an assumption of decisions but I almost always make the correct ones
>>32599237>Men, how would you feel if I called your dick beautiful or cute? I don't want to say generic shit like "it's so big" because it's boring and also in some cases can very obviously be a lie. But a dick can be beautiful regardless of size.Don't call it cute unless you're trying to be kinky and dominant. Men's dicks are basically the core of their masculine identity. Imagine taking a man's masculinity and shriveling it down to the size of a flaccid dick and calling it cute. Why put a man down like that senpai
>>32599680Try rewriting that in a way that makes sense.
>>32599680Yeah that's fine.
>>32599678That’s retarded
>>32599680I only think a girl is smart if she can guess the number I was thinking of in my head. All other tests are invalid and irrelevant.
>>32599664>"femanon" trying to ask for help on something their landlord would fix anyway>anon offers to help if they post timestamp>they dont post timestamped proof>now theyre samefagging, calling the anon responses "retarded" and are also samefagging to be a "namedropper" to look legitThere's no anger to be had, this is better than the low bar of schizoposting that adv normally receives. I look forward to the next plot twist like a mid morning soap opera right now
>>32599689I love you
>>32599680>she’s very logicalAre you?
>>32599680I can think of a girl or two who I think are really smart but can be kind of retarded some times.> I cannot access the thoughts or information in my brain when I have to make an assumption of decisions but I almost always make the correct onesNot sure what you mean by this.
>>32599663>This sounds scary, maybe I'll wait to see what my landlord saysYeah you should have mentioned the landlord coming, I wouldn't be recommending measures this extreme if I'd known.
>>32599661FProbably never. Relationships just aren't for me and sex is arguably one of the worst parts of the average relationship.
>>32599689No, that's QT calling her by name. This thread is what he uses as a substitute for having friends. If you're a girl and you stick around long enough then he'll start calling you names too.
>>32599697You’re retarded
>>32599680>would you think a girl is still smart I dont think girls are smart in the first place :)
>>32599689Are you sure two thirds of this soap is not just in your head?
>>32599661MJudging by my current trajectory, probably never.
>>32599683It makes sense if you understand>>32599692I think so>>32599694I mean that, if someone asks me to solve a problem, I will solve it correctly, but I cannot explain why or how I came to that conclusion >>32599699I don’t know if it’s intuition though Unless prompted I am unable to do any difficult thinking
[longpost not worthy enough for a thread]I need advice, both genders.I'm a (just turned) 21 year old quiet, (literally) autistic nerd who barely knows how to socialize, outside of basic amicable interaction skills I'm forced to utilize at my retail job.I want to make friends, but not only am I awkward, I hate most people. I just plain don't like social people's personalities. How do I find a friend/girlfriend?I've never been to a party/club/bar/social event, but I plan on busriding down to new york or jersey this summer, when I get some vacation time. My main interests are contemporary art, experimental music, puppets/electronic toys and comic zines. I have not had an actual friend since middle school, and when I did have friends my tactic for making them was acting like a total fucking clown in front of the class. Basically I didn't have enough self-awareness to realize the people I was friends with were just keeping me around to make an ass out of myself in front of girls and the teachersOnce I realized this, I stopped acting out, and in turn just shut myself off completely. I kept to myself 100% of the time. I feel like this really fucked me up, and at this point in my life I basically act like a subservient female. I grew out my hair because I have identity issues. I want to look as androgynous as possible, because I think it makes me more likable? So I clean shave and apply beauty products every day. I'm a fat dude with a girly face, and my puberty got all fucked up due to obesity; like my voice sounds like a chick's. So I don't feel like a man which kills my self-esteem even more, and my desire for human interaction is making me desperate. I'd honestly troon out if I knew for sure it'd earn me a friend circle, or a partner. Today's my one day off and I'm spending it proofreading this post I spent a half hour writing that no one will read. Haha i should die
>>32599709Work on losing weight join a gym, usually you'll make a friend at your age in the gym
>>32599661MIn 3-4 years. Will be a good time to start. Supposedly our 30s are better than the 20s.
>>32599709I can't help you man the only friends I ever had were people I had to see on a regular basis because of school and when we graduated and stopped seeing each other regularly we stopped hanging out and talking.
>>32599709Lose weight, fattie. There's a more compassionate way I could have written this sentiment, but there's also a more reader-friendly way you could have written your post.
>>32599707>I mean that, if someone asks me to solve a problem, I will solve it correctly, but I cannot explain why or how I came to that conclusionSounds like the definition of intuition to me. Not sure I'd call it it logical. Rather the opposite.But yeah, if you can do that rather consistently or frequently then I think you're smart.
>>32599713A gym is one of the least social places on the planet. You go in there to shed pounds, not to socialize.
>>32599703lol I can tell this is a woman post because 3 out of 4 of them are proven to happen in the thread if they scrolled up (lack of reading comprehension/math skills) and the blatant gaslighting to discredit me.
>>32599707>I think soThere's some doubt there but I trust you. You're smart then.
>>32599714>Supposedly our 30s are better than the 20s.If you were unpopular in your 20s you will still be unpopular in your 30s.
>>32599723But you just pooped yesterday...
>>32599661MSometime in the next 24 hours because I have very little self control and the woman I'm angry with knows it.
>>32599726Its horrible todayLong and thin and spicy
>>32599724Skill Issue. Every year of my adult life has been an improvement over the previous year. Still not where I want to be quite yet, but maybe someday.
>>32599724I feel like I could find an unpopular girl. We'd just be our unpopular and weird selves, but together.
>>32599720Sure it isn't
>>32599717>Lose weightSo life will be great if I just lose more weight? Once I'm skinny, all of my mental problems will magically fix themselves?I do go to the gym regularly but I feel like even if I get really skinny, people still wont approach me because I "look like i dont want to talk"Fat dudes can get pussy if they're social and funny
>>32599716Also just so you know, sitting with the fridge open actually heats the kitchen. Don't do that.
>>32599709I don't know how to help but I just want to say that I read your post after reading the last line. I thought you deserved that much at least.
>>32599732>Every year of my adult life has been an improvement over the previous yearFor most people that is not the case. People don't typically turn their lives around but they continue on the trajectory they were before, everything else is wishful thinking.
>>32599661MWhen I reincarnate as a simpler, nobler animal>>32599714>our 30s are better than our 20sAs a 35 year old I have bad news for you
>>32599714>>32599724Your 30s are better than your 20s for men because most men spend their 20s doing something which increases their overall "worth" and there are just less men in the dating pool and even fewer of them are attractive, to the point where if you work out and don't abuse yourself at 35 you'll be the best looking man in your age bracket at most social events.The downside is the women are plentiful but also worse in just about every way, so you inevitably become jaded and treat women as bad or worse than they treated you in your 20s.
>>32599736NTAFIn my experience exercise didn’t give me confidence, but it made me feel better and calmer, which helped build up my confidence Don’t underestimate the power of the endorphins it gives you
>>32599650How much money you got?
>>32599729>OH NO, I'M GETTING ANGRY, I'M LOSING CONTROL, I'M OUT OF CONTROL, I CAN'T BE BLAMED FOR MY UNCONTROLLED ACTIONS AAAAAH>of course I'd never accidentally leave evidence she could show to the police ha ha, it's just a simple matter of controlling yourself ha ha
>>32599736Nobody likes fat people. Try being social and funny and not fat.
>>32599745That's not the lack of self control I mean lmao.
>>32599733I don't even think it's just a question of being unpopular, it's more a question of not having the right personality traits. Whatever kept you from dating in your 20s will still keep you from dating in your 30s, and often enough it's just a matter of being too withdrawn.>>32599742This is the case for some men but not all men. Men who are on a good trajectory typically don't struggle with dating in their 20s.
>>32599744Not enough. Not enough to give her the life she deserves.
>>32599750>I have some other stuff on the shelves in there too, and a big bowl of fruit but I was eating it so I took it out>I cleaned it the other day lol usually there is moreI mean, keeping your fridge empty probably helps maintaining the nice figure lol.
>>32599744Are you implying her services are for hire?
>>32599748NTAThen I don't get what your post is meant to imply either.
>>32599733This is what I banked on and it hasn't worked, lol
Could it really be possible that the key to this girl's heart is through her best friend's pussy?
>>32599763sounds like a hentai title
>>32599752>men on a good trajectory don't struggle dating in their 20sStrongly disagree, most women have fully embraced the "wait at the finish line" philosophy and won't be interested until you're already at the point in your career/glow up where you don't want to talk to them anymore.
>>32599757I mean I'm angry because of some stupid shit she did and she's going to greet me coming home in something really sexy and do everything in her power to get me into bed and refuse to talk about it until after we've fucked and it's probably going to work, because again I'm a retard with no self control.
Am I wrong or insecure for not wanting my girlfriend to go out to clubs? She doesn’t really like those environments but she does like dancing quite a bit when she’s drunk. I feel like those types of environments are where cheating is very likely to happen. You’re drunk, you start dancing, some dude starts dancing on you, next thing you know you’re twerking on him and he’s touching you and BAM; relationship down the drain
Most people are undateable. That's the problem with sex havers constant emotional fulfillment has numbed them to their own insufferable qualities. Are you kind of abrasive and a cunt? Doesn't matter, had sex. The world runs on it. You can be a shitty human, have sex, zero character development, reproduce, and just be a shitty parent as your kid raises itself to be a narcissistic attention whore through social media.
womenare you pierced? if so, where?
>>32599773So true
>>32599714>SupposedlyYour 30s will be better if you spent your 20s working hard, eating healthy and honing your social skills. Because your 30s are the time the high school peakers and short term planners will fall off abysmally hard. If you've spent your 20s gooning and eating tendies you'll fall off even harder than your competition who at least went to parties and fucked around and now have confidence and connections.
>>32599773>their own insufferable qualitiesIt's called having a personality.
>>32599772>Am I wrong or insecure for not wanting my girlfriend to go out to clubs?>she does like dancing quite a bit when she’s drunk. Yes. Let her enjoy herself.>I feel like those types of environments are where cheating is very likely to happen. You either trust her or you don't, and if you don't what are you doing being in a relationship with her.
>>32599766This is actually not true at all. In human evolution, women who could tell what men had the potential to become great would have had an advantage over those who passively waited for men to become great since they could snatch them away from competitors before they actualised their potential. This is why traits such as ambition are highly attractive to women.Men who aren't on a good trajectory in their twenties are very unlikely to suddenly become successful in their thirties. This doesn't mean it doesn't happen, but it's just not very common.For most it means they will never arrive at the finish line.
>>32599775No, I sometimes wish but I've read too many books, looked up weird case scenarios of people pulling off others piercings off in a fit of rage.
>>32599791You
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>>32599795I would cherish your naval piercing.
>>32599666>Any advice on that?Sounds like you're right not to trust him. Hopefully he's out soon. Do you know how long he's been there?
>>32599791Depends where you caught up. If it was a nice restaurant, him. If it was McDonalds, you.
>>32599805Ew fuck no, I'd never get that, medically speaking I'm not allowed to either.
>>32599771>I only just checked the thread, that was someone elseI apologize to whoever I insulted by calling them QT.
>>32599791Skirt is being overdressed?
>>32599793Good point I guess ultimately yeah if someone is gonna cheat or mess around they’re gonna do it regardless. Just a scary thought
>>32599794Yeah, there's a reason most billionaires are already married. Are they banging younger sidepieces? Sure, but she will get a dream lifestyle for herself and her parents. Poor men, short men are screwed before they reach adulthood. It is what it is, as xQc (worth 300 million) said.
>>32599805
>>32599824But also what anon above said: Why don't you go with her?
Women, imagine this scenario. You are out on a date with a new guy. You get along very well. You have been together enough that you are now comfortable sleeping with him. You pull down his pants. His penis is pierced. How would you feel? How would you react?
have you ever had a "IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN MEEEEEEEE" moment?
Why does this board hate fat people so much?
>>32599845Because they deserve it.
>>32599845everyone here is mogged by someone else it's only the natural pecking order.
Femanons, what is the best position?
>>32599844FEveryday of my lifeI’m very healous
>>32599853I like to poop on a squatty potty
>>32599853Tight end or linebacker. Perfect combos of size and speed.
>>32599844>have you ever had a "IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN MEEEEEEEE" moment?sometimes not all the times.
>>32599836So when you said you were feeling embarrassed you meant embarrassed for him? Because if anything it seems to me like he was the one underdressed. But then again you both were dressed pretty casual in a casual setting so I don't really see a problem here. But it's up to you to decide how you want to feel about it.
>>32599853>Femanons, what is the best position?Lateral.https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lateral_coital_position
>>32599845>Why does this board hate fat people so much?They're the only people even further down the pecking order than the average 4channer. If they *could* bully anyone else, they would.
>>32599868Hot!
>>32599842>How would you react?"You can take that out, right?"
>>32599845I was fat once so it's a mixture of self loathing and an extra dollop of hate for fat girls because of their entitled attitudes and general meanness.
>>32599830We’re together 90% of the time. We live together as well. She rarely ever goes out to clubs or anything. She’s gone like once in the year we’ve been dating. But if she wants to go out with her friends for a birthday / special occasion I can’t really get upset
>>32599845Autism
>>32599775>are you pierced? if so, where?Just ears.
>>32599844Of course. There's a gorgeous girl I met while travelling. We immediately agreed to get drinks together, but then I forgot to actually get her insta so it flopped. Then we agreed to watch a film we both loved at a cinema built into the literal building the film was set in, but then I discovered my flight out was too close to the film time. In the end we only got to hang out in the evening before drinks and then the next day while we got lunch together.Anyway, a few weeks later she posted a pic of herself with Tom Hiddleston in John Lewis. It should have been me
>>32599794>women could tell which men had great potential*Women's fathers who arranged their marriages could tell which men had great potential. The average woman thinks an abusive alcoholic with three kids he doesn't support has great potential and will gladly become baby momma #3 if he's six feet tall.
Me and femanonSitting on the bedKissing!
>>32599877>But if she wants to go out with her friends for a birthday / special occasion I can’t really get upsetThat's the right attitude.
>have to work an extra hour tonight because work gf wants to get caught up>she said I could take her to sandwich shop afterwards Worth it?
>>32599844I read this filename and thought that I was the one that posted this, wtf
>>32599875ouch
>>32599879eartastic!
>>32599890Depends on if you get head or not
>>32599844After a party, a guy I was loosely acquainted with spent the entire night cuddling (if it was more than that, I didn't notice) with a girl I was interested in. They were on the other side of a big, L-shaped couch, so it fucking sucked. I don't consider myself cucked or anything, though. I had a light crush on her, but we were only casual friends.
>>32599853whatever the hell you call it when the guy is on bottom and i'm on top laying across him with my boobs squished into his chest, face to face so we can kiss, and i'm rolling my hips while he's inside me and i'm pinning his hands to the bed with mine and growling whenever he tries to move them
>>32599897>picGenderWho was in the wrong?
>>32599844Not dating the Cuban girl in school when she was availableShe always have a sexy body but she also grew out of her uggo stage
>>32599772>Am I wrong or insecure for not wanting my girlfriend to go out to clubs?Definitely wrong, probably insecure. There are two possibilities here:1) She is actually going to cheat on you. If that's the case then there is not a single fucking thing you can do to stop it; you just need to break up and move on. 2) She is not going to cheat on you, but despite the fact that she's not going to, you nonetheless don't trust her and think that you have the right to control every aspect of her life. In which case you're a jealous, insecure, controlling asshole who is bullying an innocent woman, and she needs to break up with you. Now, I have no idea which of these two scenarios applies. It could be either. But EITHER WAY the relationship is over. If you don't trust her not to cheat, it makes no difference whether that lack of trust is justified or not. It's over.
>>32599905>and growling whenever he tries to move themThis got me.
>>32599763>Could it really be possible that the key to this girl's heart is through her best friend's pussy?No.
>>32599897>>32599906MI went and looked up the story and apparently she gave him money and food afterwards so I think if he showed up to rob the place he came out ahead, like even if it was a fat ugly lady I'd just suck it up and give her what she wanted at that point, like I'd gladly become a whore before becoming an armed robber if that was on the table for me.
>>32599910Cubans are evil
>>32599772Thinking that she will dance with some random dude (much less have sex) is insecure and unreasonable unless she's demonstrated she's someone who might actually do such a thing.It's OK not to want her dancing with dudes. Not allowing her to dance or club at all is controlling. You can't restrict her but you can dump her and pursue someone who doesn't like clubbing.Additionally: you shouldn't have to always go with her and babysit her to make sure she isn't messing around. You'll resent her for it and she'll eventually figure out you aren't having fun and are only there to watch her.>>32599793>You either trust her or you don't, and if you don't what are you doing being in a relationship with her.My ex always pulled this card on me when I was jealous. Nothing he wanted to do was outrageously unreasonable per se but he ended up cheating anyway, after "just" having dinner with a female friend, "just" texting her, "just" talking about movies, "just" visiting a friend, and so on.Everyone's boundaries are different but trust isn't a binary and no individual situation is as black and white as that statement suggests.
Femanon, what if I'd just flick you in the forehead?
If someone goes clubbing, they're not worth dating.State genderDo you agree, or are you wrong?
>>32599844Not exactly, I guessLots of jealousy but not a specific "I wanted to do that" thing
>>32599932MaleIf its a very rare thing they do with someone they hardly ever see, I don't think its so badRegularly clubbing is cringe tho
>>32599932MI agree in general but there are many exceptions, you can be for example friends with the owner.
>>32599772Aren't clubs supposed to be where single horny people meet? Feels suspicious to me
>>32599890>extra money and a dateWorth it
>>32599930Flick you too
>>32599932MI am wrong I guess, as someone who does not go clubbing I don't really care if my hypothetical gf goes clubbing.
>>32599932MSounds like the kind of self-satisfied perspective you'd only find on a website like 4chanI'd date (and have dated) people who don't like clubbing, but I wouldn't date anyone who felt this way
>>32598190Why do incels get so triggered when OTHER MEN pursue fat women?
There's this girl that I like that keeps messaging me everytime she's sick or feeling bad about something. We went on a date once and I asked her out twice after that but she couldn't go. Then she went out with some other guy and I stopped messaging to her but now were back to messaging again. I really like her but her going out with someone else made me feel like shit.
>>32599946then fucking ask her out? jesus.
Women, how cringe is a paracord bracelet.
>>32599949I did twice and she made up some bullshit reasons not to. Why does she still keep messaging me?
>>32599952bullshit reasons such as...?
>>32599953Day before the dates said she was sick and had to do school stuff.
>>32599941That wouod arouse me, so you lose anyway
>>32599955NtaHad this happen to me except it was 10 minutes before the date and I'd already bought the movie tickets for us both
would you be the male best friend/confidant of a sexy sassy latina? even if you had a gf?
>>32599964>would youyeah why not>even ifprobably
>>32599964Yes, obviously, if she and my gf are thr same person
Post extremely cucked women
>>32599844Whenever Wonder Woman gets a love interest,
>>32599971They are not the same person but they are friends.
>>32599977I guess it depends on if I knew the latina before I started dating my gf. It would be a hard maybe if we met after that. If she knew my gf before I did it's a hard no
MenGrowing up I only ever heard men complaining about being in relationships Is that how you feel?
>>32599983I grew up the same but I never understood it. I've always wanted a relationship even as a little kid. I want a girlfriend so badly not for sex but for ALL the relationship stuff because doing it all together sounds so fulfilling and fun
>>32599805>>32599813I hate that navel piercing are seen as trashy, bellies are gorgeous and deserve to be adorned. If a girl with diamonds on her navel let me eat her out I think my mind would be erased.
>>32599983No, I've actually never been in a relationship.
One of my GF's close friends is a woman I used to hang around and one time tried to kiss. This was before I started "dating" my GF but we were talking at the same time. Should I be worried about said friend telling her? Should I ask my gf if she knows?
>>32599983Considering my entire childhood consisted of my mother complaining a lot how much she hated my dad and being married, noIt's probably permanently poisoned my ability to see women as capable of love
>>32599983No.
>>32599999>>32600000Woah Numbers
>>32599998There is nothing you can possibly gain by mentioning something. If your girlfriend cares she'll let you know. Otherwise you'd only end up making her care by mentioning it.
>>32599998Tell your girlfriend. It's always best to hear it from the boyfriend first, otherwise you come off as untrustworthy from hiding it. Even if she already knows, you coming forth with it yourself means a lot.
>>32600008>>32600006got damn it
>>32599983Feel like women have always been more heteropessimistic
>>32599983The grass is always greener on the other side. I miss being in a relationship, despite occasionally bitching about gfs I've had before.It's also worth noting that sometimes people frustrate us for whatever reason, even if the relationship is otherwise good, and venting about it can be healthy.
>>32599955why are you assuming she's lying?
I hate drop waist dresses what the fuck is wrong with designers why go out of your way to make an unflattering ugly dress
>>32600010Advice from a man or a woman, your pick anon.
>>32599983No, my parents have always loved each other and they've talked to me about how they consciously avoid making petty complaints about each other because feeds into long-term resentment. My greatest fear is dying without ever loving someone they way they do.
State genderThoughts on the Witcher series?Easy mode: The Netflix slopStandard mode: The gamesHard mode: The books
>>32600023MI've only played the first game in the series. It was okay, but I prefer RPGs where I get to create my own character.
>>32600013She never talked about those cancelled dates again. If she wanted to go, she would have said "I can't make it, but do you want to go some other day?"
>>32599993I don't think they're seen as trashy anymore.
>>32600017>look up "drop waist dress" since I don't know what it is>pic related is first resultIdk anon I think I like them
>>32600023I got through like 2 episodes of the Netflix show and thought it was super boringBought the games on a steam sale but don't have the time to playNot gonna try to read the books
>>32599998>Should I ask my gf if she knows?Definitely. If she hears it from her friend first, it'll look like you're trying to keep it a secret, which will look far worse.
>>32600029That is not a drop waist dress
>>32600029half of my ass would be hanging out if i wore anything close to that. no way. no way.
>>32599945>Why do incels get so triggeredThe answer to any question that starts with those words is "Who cares?"
>>32600033Would you wear it in private for your bf (me)?>>32600032Post a drop waist dress then plz I really am curious
How many women like oral this much and will do oral slave play where they literally just suck and lick anywhere you order and do what you say?How many women let you use them like property?
>>32600028Everyone else disagrees with you. Some things are forever trashy. Bellybutton piercings, tramp stamps, multiple baby daddies, etc.
>>32599932>If someone goes clubbing, they're not worth dating.M. That's bullshit. Don't be retarded.
>>32600030>thought it was super boringCorrect>don't have the time to playUnfortunate but understandable, they're pretty long>Not gonna try to read the booksDo the audiobooks, the narrator is pretty good
>>32599930>Femanon, what if I'd just flick you in the forehead?Legally, that's assault. You'll be arrested and fined.
>>32600038it's basically lingerie, so sure. i just couldn't be caught dead wearing it outside.
>>32600039How many women are into this except with the roles reversed?
Is it a no-no to ask one of my GF's friends to dance at a wedding party that my GF could not attend?
>>32600055Just dont be a retard about it
>>32600055Yes, you should only dance with your gf.
>>32600039>How many women like oral this muchThat was not posted by a woman, anon.
>>32600047Excellent, now please date me so I can order it
>>32600060It was. It's on a girl's escort profile.
>>32600057literally impossible for me to not be retardedthat's like the entire reason my gf and her friends love me
>>32599983It's opposite to me. Girls don't like being in relationship with me.
>be walking down the street minding my own business>make eye contact with a random woman>she smiles. I smile back>feel happier after the interactionDoes this happen in your country?
>>32600046What would you tell the police?>he assaulted me, flicked his finger to my forehead!Would you cry?
>>32600070I wish men would smile back at me :(
>>32600055just don't slow dance.
>>32600070>make eye contactNo, this does not happen in my country
>>32600074I've had women smile at me, but I didn't smile back because I was worried about accidentally coming across as creepy.
>>32600066>that's like the entire reason my gf and her friends love meYou'll be fine then, they'll both appreciate it in all likelihood
>>32600070Happens all the time. Women would be smiling to you because they're scared you'd do something to them.
>>32600070idk i've had random girls say something to me 5 times in my life but I never make eye contact with any woman (I dont want to make them uncomfortable)
When women smile at me it makes me uncomfortable. Like why are you smiling at me. Women, please explain
>>32600075instructions unclear, we now have a child
>>32600074I used to smile more but someone pointed out one of my teeth is out of whack so I don't do it as much anymore
>>32600086Your teeth look back in whack from this angle, I give you permission and even encouragement to smile again.
>>32600086I feel like teeth is one of those things that only parents and women care about. My gf has fucked up teeth and so have most of the girl's I've dated and it never bothered me.
>>32600081That’s generally false.
>>32600077This breaks me I know I’m not that pretty but to not even receive a smile back from a stranger is wrenches me
i would like to be pretty and smile warmly at men who seem nice and make people's day, however, i am not pretty, and i am too fucking retarded to smile in any natural or warm manner, and i think that the impression i give off when i smile at people is that i am actually quite scared of them but trying to pretend i am not.i'm sorry i cannot do better than this. practice does not make perfect.
>>32600086FI find Messy teeth endearing I hate the Blue White Veneer smiles they’re nasty and weird
>>32600095you would only smile at chad and feed his ego further anyways
One time I ick'd a hot friend of mine because I told her I hadn't been to the dentist since COVIDI still haven't been.
>>32600023mSaw netflix series, it was OK.Have witcher III for some years now. Once went through tutorial and then some. Dropped because keyboard + mouse controls are awful.Not interested in books. Probably because I'm familiar with polish folklore tales.
>>32600095>tfw no weird femanon that cant smile properly to scare me and fall in love with
>>32600093I call it "nervous smiling". They don't want to raise suspicion or appear vulnerable.
I am so horny. I wish I had a penis I could use
>>32600109You have whole 2 hands for that. No penis for you this year.
>>32600109I have a vagina I hope that helps
>>32600109if it makes you feel any better i have a penis and i never get to use it
>>326001102 hands for whatThey aren’t the same >>32600111Not really no
>>32600109Is your pp broken or are you a woman?
>>32600119>Not really noDamn
>>32600109SighAlright, I guess I'll let you borrow mine, but you better give it back after
>>32600119>2 hands for whatPut them inside you, duh
>>32600089Thanks anon.>>32600098I used to think it was kind of cute but after someone else said something about it I looked at it from a variety of angles and realized most of the time it probably looks really bad.
>>32600109>. I wish I had a penis I could useI'd lend you mine, but it's broken.
>>32598190State genderThoughts on this
>>32600047When I search it I get several types of dresses, many of which are not at all provocative.
>>32600131Kill yourself.
>>32600095Think about something that makes you happy, or makes you laugh.
>>32600131Why follow this type of shit?
>>32600135i have a natural happy face, but it's not a smile.
>>32600095Your eyes are not my eyes. My eyes are not your eyes. You see what I don't see. I see what you don't see. For me, your smile radiates warmth and sincerity. When your smile emerges so rarely and so reluctantly, I see it as a genuine smile, no artifice, no subterfuge, no guile, only a direct line to your heart. A smile you thought to hide, but a smile that resists and rises to the surface despite all attempts to repress and contain it, a true smile. Please keep on smiling whenever you find a reason to smile. I love every one of your smiles.
>>32600138cute femanon
>>32600071>What would you tell the police?Exactly what happened. You think I'm kidding, but that's more than enough for a common assault charge.>Would you cry?With happiness, when you're convicted.
>>32599311Don't know because I don't watch porn.
>>32600131MBoth are right, it is a cuck fantasy, but it could happen.
>>32600145My Karen detector is tingling
State gender.How different is your online persona from your irl self?
>>32600131Definitely a cuck fantasy.
>>32600142very lovely and romantic post, but seriously, i don't have a smile. it's not that it's rare, i have no natural smile instinct, all my smiles are very manual and my lips twitch awkwardly when i pull my face into those positions.>>32600144HOW?? would you infer that??all i said is i do not smile. what could you be imagining right now that is cute??
>>32600152MLarping is no fun.
>>32600131F. I've known two girls that did that. It's easy to avoid though by not going for hookup/ONS/FWB type girls
>>32600122I am a woman>>32600123Good luck>>32600124I’ll take good care of it>>32600130Whyd you break it
>>32600152MI am wittier and funnier because I get more time to think and the dead air time doesn't feel as prominent.
>>32600151Nta, but Karen's are an essential part of civilization. They're one of the last people trying to prevent the enshittification of our society.
>>32600152>How different is your online persona from your irl self?M. Which of my online personas do you mean? I have at least a dozen.
>>32600152MI don't have online persona. And irl I don't talk to people.
>>32600160>Whyd you break itI didn't break it, exactly, it just gradually stopped working.
>>32600152Considering that my online persona regularly changes sex, race, nationally, career, age, species, mental illnesses, and number of genitals depending on what's funniest to me at the time, very different.
>>32598212MFuck you this reminded me of a short I watched about the Wind Rises and it made me mad I would never have that.
>>32600109>I wish I had a penis I could useSorry I'm a bit slow, do you mean having access to a penis or having your own penis?
>>32600033>>32600074Smiling at women is considered harassment
>>32600152f, when i am in real life, i stress a lot over being a single consistent person. i don't want to be unreliable or moody. online it's very relieving to just let a mood define my entire self for a bit, so if i'm horny, oh my god i'm horny, if i'm feeling hyper, i'm super hyper, if i'm annoyed i can be really bitchy, and none of it has any major consequences. basically i don't censor myself, which leads to a wider array of expressiveness.
>>32600152F. It's not, I'm not very good at lying or pretending.
>>32600152FOn the internet, I like to act overly edgy and confident, but I'm very self-conscious and shy irl.
>>32600152Mostly the same but the real difference is whether I'm with friends versus alone. When I'm around friends I'm very talkative and funny and outgoing (even toward people I don't know), alone I'm terrified and try to make myself invisible.One of my coworkers spotted me in Walmart once and came up to me and aggressively said "HEY" as a joke and he literally had to do it three times before I looked and saw it was him. He said he was almost scared he had the wrong person because my demeanor was so different.
>>32600173no it isn't. fucking retard. go outside and talk to people.
How do you deal with the thought that your future husband or wife is probably with someone else right now having sex and happy with that person until a serious argument occurs in their path or simply one of them stops loving the other and they break-up.So you can find each other later in life (and who knows how many exes they'll go through till you meet!).It's a tough pill to swallow. I think about it every morning...
>>32600152MI interact with people for one
>>32600152MIn real life I help the disabled.In /adv/ I come to bully women and minorities.
>>32600182I've had relationships before so I don't care.
>>32600182Future is future and now is now.
>>32600182Date somebody else who's waiting for their husband/wife instead of dating
Should I tell my gf that I had a sex dream about her before we started dating? All she did in the dream is blow me but she's never done that IRL
>>32600182I'm waiting for marriage
>>32600177>On the internet, I like to act overly edgy and confident, but I'm very self-conscious and shy irl.Many such cases!
>>32600191Go for it, it's flattering to be desired. She's seriously never blown you before though? How long have you been together?
>>32600180Why would I talk to people? I hate people who talk to me
>>32600077Same bro
>>32600182I'm not going to marry a manwhore.
>>32600195>She's seriously never blown you before though? How long have you been together?We've been exclusive for a few weeks now but she also an adult virgin so it's been VERY slow. I have rubbed her clit (through her clothes) until she came through
>>32600200Based
>>32600201Ah, that's fair then. Talking about the dream could be a good segue into her trying it, unless she's kind of skittish around sex and you think she'd feel pressured instead of curious.
>>32600182I've got better dick, simple as
>>32599773This is the only option I see available to live comfortably in this world so I will become this, just wish I could’ve gone clubbing abit more and fucked some whores.
>>32600152Make online self is my real self. I'm vengeful.
Asking both genders:Maison Ikkoku seems to be rather popular on /atoga/, so I decided to give it a watch. I don't remember where it was, but I read somewhere that Godai rapes Kyoko on top of Soichiro's grave in one scene. Words cannot describe my disappointment, now that I've finished the show, and no such thing occurred. Does it happen in the manga? Or did I fall for a lie?
Is it normal that I haven’t cum yet from sex with my gf?
>>32600157>what could you be imagining right now that is cute??your natural happy face
>>32600200>I'm not going to marry a manwhore.You're marrying a loser then?
>>32600216Is she your first? How many times have you tried? Do you watch porn or jerk off?
>>32600217...what does it look like in your mind?
>>32600222idk like a warm welcome of a human
>>32600157It's awkward for you because you have an image of an ideal smile in your mind. You look at yourself in the mirror and see something that's wrong in your eyes, because your physical smile doesn't match your mental smile. I look at you and my eyes don't see that. I don't have your mental smile to compare your physical smile against. Your physical smile is evaluated on only its own merits with me, and it looks beautiful to me. It's not just smiles. You do the same thing with food, for example. You cook a recipe with an idealized taste in your head, and then you feel disappointed when it doesn't measure up to that taste. My head is clear, serve it to me and I think it's another delicious dish from my favorite cook. My favorite cook who smiles beautiful smiles from a mouth she doesn't trust but which looks lovely to me.
>>32600225you're just imagining the vague idea that you'd like it and not anything real, that's cheating
>>32600216It happens sometimest. same issue
>>32600159Incels vindicated.
Women, I need advice as a horny man. How do I stop sexualizing you all so much?I can empathize with women, and respect them for what they do as individuals, but whenever I see a woman bending down to pick something up in public, I can't help but think about plowing her. I feel like a gross pervert and I want to stop. >inb4 stop watching pornI don't. I don't even jerk off.
>>32600152MI am less reluctant to reveal the more controversial opinions I hold. Other than that, I don't think I'm that different online.
>>32600220She’s my firstJust a few, we’ve been dating for less than a month I only jerk off, no porn>>32600229Is she your first too?
What are some tips for making out with my no-experience gf?She likes it when I suck on her ear lobes and bite her neck. I also bit her nipples and fingered her a bit. What else can I try?
State gender.How have you been doing with your New Year's Resolutions?Personally (F), surprisingly well, better than ever before. By the end of the month, I'll be a much better person, inside and out.
>>32600238It's pretty normal then, try not to get in your head about it. You can abstain from masturbating too, that'll help.
>>32600242Why are you dating a 12 year old?
>>32600237>the more controversial opinions I holdLike...?
>>32600248Nta, but you really think that only children could possibly have no experience? This site is full of counter-examples.
>>32600248She's twice that age, she just had a late glowup
>>32600229NTAWhat do you think the cause is for you
>>32600245>How have you been doing with your New Year's Resolutions?MDon't have them, I make shit up as I go.>Personally (F), surprisingly well, better than ever before. By the end of the month, I'll be a much better person, inside and out.Nice
>>32600259>glowupdont use tiktokspeak here pls
>>32600245Gf is working out more and eating health I have no resolutions for this year
>>32600231>I don't even jerk offThen start. Not jerking off is why you're so horny.
>>32599924flipping the genders doesn't work when discussing "girl's nights out" or the club scene in general, the closest equivalent I can think of is if a bunch of guys wanted to go drink at a strip club, which obviously most women would have an issue with their boyfriend doing on a regular basis no matter how much he swears he's totally not going to cheat.
how do i make sure my bf doesn't feel badly when he can't stay hard? it happens very rarely, but i feel like its a little emasculating or embarrassing for him if I say its ok if we stop for now?
>>32600245>How have you been doing with your New Year's Resolutions?I don't believe in them>Personally (F), surprisingly well, better than ever before. By the end of the month, I'll be a much better person, inside and out.Good for you, you're a normalfag aren't you. many such cases.
>>32600245Male [X] Flossing[X] Piano Practice[_] Drawing Practice[_] Technical Certification Self-Study
>>32600253Differences in IQ and big-5 personality traits explain disparate life outcomes better than any other metric.
How do I not feel insecure about being a virgin/having no friends? It's making it kinda hard to live. I can't stay motivated to work out/keep my job.
>>32600242Make her suck on your balls and deep throat you.
>>32600275Don't say "it's okay if we stop", suggest something else. "Can I blow you? I was hoping we could do that anyway." "Can you spank me?" Whatever.
>>32600281That's just common sense.
>>32600275You should feel badly, not me.
>>32600262Anxiety probably. I was too worried about nutting too fast that I didn't nut at all.>>32600238>Is she your first too?Yes it happened on my first, it happened on subsequent girls after too. Its just nerves really, once you get more comfortable with her and less in your head you'll get over it. Easier said than done I know.
>>32600282>How do I not feel insecure about being a virgin/having no friends?find good escapisms. Download an app to meet up people no not tinder, just cautious. >It's making it kinda hard to live. I can't stay motivated to work out/keep my job.
Remember that guy I told about? The one I kinda took out my day on him then apologized and his friend was shitty to me afterwards because of it? He was let go from his job and I haven't seen him since that day. Yesterday, his replacement came and I knew for certain he was let go. It's so fucked because his friend who stayed is such a douche who only pretends to be nice to girls he hits on.
Men will be able to get a boner staring at their shower wall but not with their gfs What’s that about
>>32600288There are plenty of people who disagree.
>>32600300>Men will be able to get a boner staring at their shower wallWhat???
>>32600300Jerked off too much in the showerPracticed not getting a boner in public too much
>>32600287yeah i always blow him when it happens but sometimes hes just really tired from long hrs of very taxing work and things dont work out the way we want it>>32600291glad im not fucking you then nigger
>>32600300I need to stop masturbating so I can actually fuck my gf properly
>>32600300I don't know what's up with that.>>32600304>glad im not fucking you then niggerKek, hit a nerve.
>>32600310How often do you masturbate that you can’t fuck her properly
NEW THREAD!!!>>32600316>>32600316>>32600316
>>32600304>hes just really tired from long hrs of very taxing workThen why have sex in the first place? You can't enjoy it if you're that tired.
>>32600315Literally everyday, I only see her on the weekends so I have to stop by like Thursday and start charging up my rizz
Is it normal to lose all urge to look at porn and jerk off when you obtain a gf?Like she doesn't even make me cum all the time but anytime I try to jerk off, I just can't seem to get horny enough. I have zero problem getting horny around her though
>>32600322because i feel good and he wants to i guess?
>>32600330Sex for pleasure and sex for the purpose of self indulgence are two different things, having sex with my gf is so frequent now it’s almost like a job that I have to prepare for before going to work
>>32600323Does that work
>>32600327Drop the LDR it’s never going to work please don’t tell me you sent her money
>>32600327Being able to contact each other at least a little bit per day is pretty foundational to a successful LDR. What's keeping them out of contact?
>>32600338Yeah I’m usually ready after a couple of days of working or going for a run
I deleted my post by accident fuck I'm retarded >>32600340No, of course I didn't. >>32600341He's in the military (in basic and doesn't have a phone)>inb4 you're getting scammed by a pajeetWe started talking and verified each other's identities a while before he went.
>>32600360Oh that's hard, I'm sorry. If you guys can send mail to each other, that helps. Physical letters are nice, and you can look back on them. Can send little gifts and stuff too.
>>32600367That's a nice idea, thanks anon. I won't be able to do it until I speak to him again though because I have no idea how the process works.
$600 for 2 hours of oral sex(throat goats)Make, I think it's worth it.
>>32600245I've always thought they were kind of stupid. Why wait for a specific day to start doing something.
>"Nobody owes anyone anything' has become society's mantra during the past 10 years>yet if I make a contract to pay someone for a service and don't pay them after they do it, I can go to jail>implying that sometimes you do owe people things>but reddit and 4chan say you don't Make it make sense, ATOGA.
