ITT we ask the opposite gender (almost) anything!Note, however, that the following are NOT permitted:- Politics posts (take those to /pol/).- Trolling of any kind (take that to /b/).- Racism (also take that to /b/).- Misogynist (or misandrist) rants (take those to /r9k/).- Incel rants. (Again, try /r9k/).- Discussion of LGBTQ issues (take those to /lgbt/).- Personal information or pictures of yourself - these are not allowed on /adv/. (If you feel the need to post toonme images, there's a corresponding thread on /soc/ where those are allowed).- Blog posts. (THERE IS NO GOOD PLACE FOR THESE!)- Any image that is not work-safe.Please help to keep the thread nice by REPORTING any off-topic, poor-quality, or inappropriate post that you see!Previously on /atoga/: >>32602435
Why doesn't wood melt?
>>32604593It wood melt at specific temperatures. :]
A question for the titcows. If you suck your own tiddy does it feel more like getting your tiddy sucked or sucking a tiddy?To the flatties. I have no questions at the moment. Still love you tho <3
>>32604585Brotha got BLEACHED
MenMicrowaves explode.Thoughts?
Femanons, would you be okay in a relationship with a man without having PIV?He'll finger you and eat you out but wants nothing with his pp
>>32604593The organic matter is too complex, so it decomposes instead.
>>32604593wood is an amalgamation of a bunch of things including water which does meltthe carbon in wood will melt too at a few thousand degrees
>>32604605No. I'll cheat on him the first chance I get.
>>32604604>Thoughts?Have non. Head empty
>>32604604Mine would never. The worst one has done is start shooting a bunch of sparks off inside because it was old and rusty.
Girls would you date a guy that looks like OPs pic? You are your offspring share the same haircolor but he does not.
>>32604601Like getting my tits sucked, I think? I've never sucked a tiddy after being a newborn so I don't know.>>32604605No, I like sex.>>32604614Yeah, he's a cutie.
Femanon, if a girl I've only known for 8 minutes has agreed for me to go to her apartment, and I enter her car and she drives me to her apartment, and I'm on her couch, what are her intentions?
>>32604609Nta but why not just leave him?
>>32604617It's what you'd get with in a lesbian relationship
>>32604617Nta but your mom didn't breast feed you.
MenI wish you were tiny little cocks with mouths instead of whole beings.Why shouldn't you devolve into that?
>>32604619It's a moid
If girls didn't want to be chomped, why did they make themselves so chompable?
>>32604625Because then I can't do any of my hobbies.
>>32604617>I think?Femanon, you have the capability to take out the guess work right now. Please take one for the team and try it out real quick, then report back with your findings.
So I actually gave it my best try, I got actual good pictures of me done, I tried my best with the bios, played the elo as much as I could and basically got nothing from dating appsAm I correct in throwing in the towel now? No more “oh you just didnt try enough” excuse. Whatever women like, I dont have it.
>>32604619I'll leave him on my own agenda, like a true cat.
>>32604625cause i want you to like me as person too :/
>>32604604I am the anon that said microwaves scare him and asked if it was reasonable or unreasonable. Microwave go boom scare me
>>32604625same reason women aren't just a singular telepathic titty that fits in the palm of my hand
>>32604585Is this AMWF?
>>32604625Im currently crabmaxxing, its much more efficient and having a shell is comfy
>>32604629There will still be vr games you can play by waiving your cock around.
>>32604617>I've never sucked a tiddy after being a newborn so I don't know.Not even your own?
>>32604585
>>32604585Should I write a story about a woman in love with a gay man?
Women, thoughts on men who have dexterity skill hobbies? Eg; Cardistry, Balisong, Begleri, Coin Manipulation, Contact Juggling, etc.
>>32604640But I wouldn't have any eyes or ears to experience them with.
>>32604644No.That would be pathetic. Too many cuck women will buy your book.
Women what are your opinions on Sausage roll 2?
WOMEN would it embarrassing if he asked you if you could give him unusual view points of your nude body? Like he be lying in the floor but you are standing above him while he observes your curves and stuff.
>>32604644Probably wouldn't go well with the gays.
>>32604638Well there arent ginger asians so I'm sure you can extrapolate the rest.
>>32604627>>32604633nta Wtf is wrong with you?
>>32604644If she FAGBREAKS him with the pussy over anal superiority at the end.
>>32604620I'm not lesbian.>>32604624She did.>>32604641I've sucked my own, but I can't really compare it to other tit sucking experiences.
>>32604650NAG But I know there is at least 1 femanon that would love this
>>32604633Imagine comparing yourself to a cold and uncaring animal.
Femanon, he manipulated you again??
>>32604657Oh yes. Break the fag.Make him get drunk raped.Kidnapped and himbo-ified.
State genderHow old were you when you lost your virginity?
>>32604617>Yeah, he's a cutie.ntawe are so back boys
>>32604664F19 and I'm still a kissless virgin
>>32604664M15 imo
>>32604666Hi
>>32604645Magicians? lolIt's not something I'm interested in, personally, I feel neutral towards it.>>32604650Yeah.>>32604664F. 17.
>>32604658Femanon why did you ignore me
Women what cute things do you do?
>>32604666Where do you think you'll meet a bf?
>>32604664F24
>>32604625Because you want me to do other things for you?
>>32604670To hurt your feelings.
What do you wish more men liked about women?What do you wish more women liked about men?
>>32604669What if he said he was an artists and he was also learning.
>Your outie is an exemplary person>your outie spends all day on an anime image board posting mean (but occasionally kind) remarks to the opposite gender>your outie hornyposts with the loneliest members of the opposite gender>your outie thinks they won't always be single>your outie falseflags as the opposite gender>Your outie got three (you)’s in a single /atoga/ thread one time, and one of those was a mass reply>Your outie is extremely excited for the premiere of Season 2 of Severance tonight.
>>32604674Like what?
>>32604642
>>32604678M>What do you wish more men liked about women?Dunno.>What do you wish more women liked about men?Dicks. I wish women were generally as dick-obsessed as gay men are.
>>32604680Your bellybutton is a split personality?
>>32604664M19
>>32604679I hate him already.
>>32604672Legitimately no clue. I have to do some looksmaxing first.
>>32604669>MagiciansNO, definitely not. He does know magic tricks to keep the younglings entertained though.
>>32604681Pick things up and move them around
>>32604671Poop
>>32604690What are you trying to change? Also what kind of man are you looking for?
>>32604675Well it worked :(
>>32604694hahah women don't poop
Are women intentional vague? Or are they just bad at communicating with men. I notice women skirt around many topics in their discussions.
>>32604693No. I am forklift certified.
>>32604692So a magician. I'll get him a top hat. >>32604700xoxo
>>32604694Girls don't poop
Women why do you control men. Look at what Will Smith do.
>>32604701>>32604708You’re rightWe shit
You like big breasts because you like big tits. I like big breasts because I want my children to have milk.We are not the same.
Women can you twerk?
>>32604704Intentionally vague, mostly due to being polite and pretty non confrontational.
>>32604698>What are you trying to change?My weight mostly. I'm not obese but I'm overweight for my height and that is unhealthy.>Also what kind of man are you looking for?I know this is overdramatic but I want the kind of man who will die fir me and who I'll die for.
>>32604704They are afraid to ask, if you don't tell her to do something don't expect it to happen.
>>32604707>magicianI said hes not a magician :c(he would like the top hat regardless however)
>>32604712Can you distinguish real big boobs from jobs?If you can't your children won't get milk.
>>32604712What if our brain was masking that and it all wants its lots of milk for babies. =(
>>32604712Common misconception, but milk quantity has nothing to do with breast size.
Women is this attractive?https://youtu.be/M8KNMpptpAE?t=36
>>32604704Women communicate in a way in which you have to read between the lines because they think that stating things directly is too confrontational.
>>32604682
>>32604728Where is the milk stored if not in the udders? >>32604725I do not understand the question>>32604726Possible
Anons why didn't you ever talk to those persons you liked but like them in secret from a distance.
>>32604736Milk is stored in milk ducts, not in the breast fat, you dingus.
>>32604738Cause she won't like me anyway
>>32604736Boob jobs.Your mind was supposed to fill in that the jobs are on the boobs?Are you actually healthy and not as fixated on boobs as you made yourself sound?
>>32604604Hot.
>>32604705Then what are you doing with us peasants?
>>32604742I already told you its because I want milk for my children>>32604740Yeah but bigger boobs = bigger milk ducts?
Why is the autistic gene more common in white women? How to make the rest of the women more autistic.
>>32604732
>>32604738I did.
>>32604757>Why is the autistic gene more common in white womenBecause white women are autistic
>>32604715How do I communicate my lack of understanding in a way that doesn't make a girl feel pressured or scrutinized. I want to understand but I'm too dense.>>32604721Really? I always found it fun to make suggestions at women and to hear their feedback. I'm only a bit sad when it turns out they had something in mind but didn't feel compelled to mention it. I kind of like talking at women. It's fun.>>32604730I notice they are good at avoiding things that would evoke rage-y responses in men. Like one girl might have a bit of sass and the quiet girl would emote like "omg" but then the other more confident one would just ignore the sass entirely retuning kindness instead of bringing the heat. Men escalate quite often, unless they are equally onboard with a course of action or conduct.
What if you liked a Gen Alpha person?
>>32604755>Yeah but bigger boobs = bigger milk ducts?bigger boobs = more bodyfat in the breast, that's literally fucking it. A woman with DD's will have the same size milk ducts as a woman with A's.
>>32604757planned parents generally reproduce at an older age compared to unplanned parents.
women what does your pussy smell like?
>>32604767>Gen Alphamore like Gen Sigma amirite
>>32604772Currently on my period so... not great
>>32604766>Really? I always found it fun to make suggestions at women and to hear their feedback. I'm only a bit sad when it turns out they had something in mind but didn't feel compelled to mention it. I kind of like talking at women. It's fun.My "suggestions" are foreshadowing of what I'm going to do.
>>32604778Yeah they be like that they like to say skibidi toilet a lot.
>>32604772Idk. I'm eating greek yogurt rn.
>>32604766>I notice they are good at avoiding things that would evoke rage-y responses in menI wonder why. (Thats a joke, we all know exactly why)
Women, how much do you want a man?
>>32604770I dont believe you >:|
>>32604526>Pay me a million dollars right now.I don't suppose you'll accept payments?
>>32604789I have a man and want him, specifically, very much. I never had much interest in men generally, tho, I was never "boy crazy". I'm just crazy for him.
>>32604625Bruh that's /d/.
>>32604779>Currently on my periodQuick, sneeze!>>32604787>I'm eating greek yogurt rnDoes pussy smell change depending on what you eat?
Cute girls look at me, ugly girls seem to dislike me. Why is this?
>>32604609Moid hands.
>>32604803SELF. ESTEEM. ISSUES.
>>32604789I'll pay $200 for a slave contract.
>>32604788Girls are cool, it's sad they hate men. I wish I could have female friends as a man, it's impossible. I'll probably get on her nerves or want to sleep with her eventually.
>>32604794Goddamn bro, I'm a male and now I see why we need better human anatomy classes
>>32604797No.
>>32604605>Femanons, would you be okay in a relationship with a man without having PIV?Yes.>He'll finger you and eat you out but wants nothing with his ppBut that's a deal-breaker. I'm very orally focused. I could easily live without PIV if I could have him in my mouth every day. But if that's not an option either, then no.
Women do you really like moid hands?
A girl says to you. We live in modern times I will take care for both of us just be a great house husband. What would you say, would you love this.
>>32604807Sex slave?
My brothers wife sounds like a circus clown, everytime she talks circus music plays in my head.
>>32604784based
>>32604823Lucky him
I work with a girl who has a head cold and I sucked on her tiddy and fingered her in Monday night. Well its Thursday and throat is feeling scratchy.Could this possibly be related?
>>32604816Sadly I've never once dated someone who enjoyed giving BJs and washed to give them all the time, I think that would fix me.
>>32604678>What do you wish more women liked about men?My selfish answer? Below average height.
Are the walls of the vagina always wet?
>>32604814How much more often will you make the same joke?
A girl once almost shove me her wedding ring into my face? Why I wasn't even hitting on her? Why she projecting self insecurities.
>>32604823You just want that honkerina clussy.
>>32604823God im so jealous
>>32604840When you're around?Never.
>>32604844You probably acted in a way she perceived as flirty and she wanted you to stop.
>>32604585If a guy gets soft while having sex with you does that mean he finds you unattractive?
>>32604851Do you really have to ask?
>>32604851The opposite. Your approval means too much to him and he is worried.
>>32604849rude
>>32604850I just smile at her.
>>32604852:(
>>32604852Yes :(>>32604854Why would that matter if we've been together for 1.5 years :(
>>32604820No.
>>32604851Yup
>>32604738>Anons why didn't you ever talk to those persons you liked but like them in secret from a distanceThe first one was out of my league.2nd was the same height as me.3rd was probably too fit to be attracted to a skinny guy like myself.
>>32604851No it means he had erectile dysfunction
>>32604860In a man's eyes his beloved is like a celebrity that he is fond of.
>>32604828Yes.
>>32604851Or he's stressed or tired or distracted or not feeling well or
>>32604861It's ogre
>>32604851Yes.Men with erectile dysfunction are just cheaters.
Why do some cashiers women think I want them? I just shop a lot and like to go to the same stores multiple times a week. One of them event said a out loud she has husband and kids just to make sure I heard while I was formed in line. Another gives me glances.
Women, would you have sex with a man who's stressed or tired or distracted or not feeling well, even though you know it means that he might go soft on you?
>>32604664>How old were you when you lost your virginity?M. 23 years and 10 months.
>>32604617>I've never sucked a tiddy after being a newborn so I don't know.Lol @ this virgin
If I’m white (and not very attractive) and prefer black women, am I going to have a hard time finding a GF?
>>32604851No it just happens sometimes :/t. someone it happens to
>>32604851No.When you suck me off, I get hard as a rock, but then decide to start just playing with you, like grope and massage you or eat you out, it's entirely possible for it to go semi-hard every now and then. Easy fix though, just suck again for half a minute and it's standing perfectly again.
>>32604866Induced by her ugliness
>>32604883No, actually.
>>32604882I just like dick.
>>32604842NTA, but esl?
>>32604878Yes.I'm stressed too and I want sex NOWWW.
>>32604878:( no because it might be because I’m ugly and I’ll never know
Women, why do you make things so stressful for us?
>>32604891I'm still recovering from David Lynch's death, so go easy on me...
>>32604892*plaps you*
>>32604851Maybe he's nervous?
>>32604877Something you're doing around them makes them uncomfortable, and they're probably a little self-centered>>32604878Yeah, as long as he knows he can stop at any point. We can pick it back up later.
>>32604585Lets play a gameShould I do laundry or jerk off?
>>32604883Only if you're extremely ugly and poor.Otherwise, moderate rates of return.
>>32604877They must likely have never even spent a single thought on you.
>>32604899>Should I do laundry or jerk off?Do laundry.
>>32604899Jerk off into the laundry swirling if you have a top loader.
>>32604895It's actually a plot twist soon enough they will be 30 David Lynches who aged backwards with goofy Eraserhead hairdos eating cherry pie in a room of blue velvet
>>32604899God gave us two hands for a reason anon
>>32604877I had a girl I was trying to become friends with randomly blurt that out to me as well, I didn't know how to react so I just said "Okay" but knowing what I know now I should have taken her down a peg or two and said "Thanks for letting me know but I just wanted to be friends."
>>32604903Guess I'm doing laundry then>>32604904>>32604906404, invalid answers
I'm sad I'll never be liked.
>>32604877>One of them event said a out loud she has husband and kids just to make sure I heard while I was formed in line.You're paranoid. She was just making conversation.>Another gives me glancesYour eyes are in the front of your head, if you notice her glancing it's because you were glancing too
>>32604909I like you
>>32604908The laundry, it calls you
>>32604909Start with finding something to like about yourself anon, and let that shine through. Other people will come to see ad admire it eventually too.
>>32604911Here, let me help you with that. (something happens)
>>32604909I also never liked you. So we have something in common.
>>32604912Is that supposed to look like a pussy? Or I'm I just horny?
The girl I like works at Walmart but I like to think she is Russian or something. She works on returns. I don't believe the myth they are asked out all the time. Should I shoot my shot.
>>32604919Ancient men probably jacked off to whirlpools.
>Discussion of LGBTQ issues (take those to /lgbt/).Sapphic women, please leave some Goths and Tomboys for us men. Thanks.
>got too horny with my gf last night>made her upset, she said she didn't know if she could trust me>feel bad and want to make it up to her today>decide I'm going to lay off a bit, only kiss her, no touching/groping>meet up with her today>she is unexpectedly VERY affectionate and mushy>calls and asks if I can pick her up a little early so we can eat dinner then to back to my placeis this some sort of mind game with her? I'm legit afraid she might get plastered at dinner then WANT me to get sexual with her, which I feel would be a betrayal of her trust
>>32604920Go for it, worst she could do is turn you down.
>>32604914I like my hair? I don't have anything I like about myself.>>32604918I smiled.
>>32604923Ancient men brought enemy cities sword and fire, and ravaged their wives.
Femanons, what's the biggest difference between dating other women and dating men?
>>32604912
>>32604930Dating women is gay, dating men isn't.
>>32604930Gay retards as gay and retarded questions about it on atoga
Do we have any commercial pilots here? I have a question. Why the fuck are there so many buttons, I feel like you don't even use half of them.
>>32604933This truly says a lot about society.
>>32604585What dog breed looks closest to a wolf?
>>32604851Not at all.
>>32604923>>32604929Ancient men conquered cities and put them to the sword and fire, meanwhile toy go to WINE BAR with "gf" and enjoy tasteful banter... YOU ARE GAY!!!!
Women, how do you feel about our dicks completely mogging your clits?Seriously, you're tiny in comparison.
>>32604939sibberian huskyyyyyy
>>32604939Some sort of husky probably
>>32604937Commercial pilot hereTheyre for controlling shitYou don't use most of it though
>>32604939A wolf.
>>32604947controlling what kinda shit. theres too many, what % do you actually use
why aren't women emotionless sandpaper like men?
>>32604939Czechoslovakian wolfdog
>>32604930Dating men is like picking out a beast that you will get slaughtered by.Dating women is having to battle her jealousy over your identity.
>>32604953the moon
>>32604953They have souls, we're just fleshy robots.
>>32604956>mfw it's all just astrology
>>32604910I am not paranoid, I believe she said those things because she wouldn't be able to control herself if I made a move. I was probably better than her husband.
>>32604833Women do like men below average height. As friends.
wait, femanon...you don't know your babydaddy's birthday??
>>32604942... am I supposed to be built to penetrate you now?
Women, is there anyway to know if you're out of our league?
>>32604955>Dating women is having to battle her jealousy over your identity.Could you elaborate on that?
>>32604960I am not crazy! I know he switched those numbers!
Ever since AI women dropped I just see femanons as good friends.
>>32604963I know :\
>>32604972more for me I like the terminally online.
Women Thoughts on this technique?>after kissing and foreplay I make you start reading something, an excerpt from a book>then I start fingering you while you keep reading out loud >you cum but you still have to continue reading What do you think? Be as honest as you can
>>32604965>am I supposed to be built to penetrate you now?I'm just saying the penis and clitoris develop from the same structure, so you're basically dicklets, while we're hung Chads.
>>32604978NAG but if you search "Hysterical Reading" on pornhub you'll be pleasantly surprised
>>32604983>on pornhubAmericans in shambles rn.
Can someone explain why the reproductive system and the excretory system are so close to one another? This seems like a lapse in design.
It grosses me so much when women rub their clits in porn, i hope thats just a porn thing
>>32604969I have only experienced relationships with women that wanted to be me.Idk.
>>32604991I used to think women shat babies from their ass.
>>32604942Don't care, our orgasms are better
>>32604998A logical conclusion to make as a youngling
>>32604991Armpit men, would you still sniff if we instead shat out from under our arms?
>>32604942Women are just tiny in general. Most of the women ITT can't even reach the high shelf, and the few women who can are somehow embarrassed to reach it.
>>32604942>tfw no ftm gf/bf to completely dickmog and embarrass
>>32604992Why rub when you can just mash a vibrator around it?
>>32604883Yes. Black women don’t like white men unless you’re a literal 9/10 or above
>>32604999Trips of base
Women, how annoyed would you be if I went into your house and tightened all the jars and put all of the spoons in the high self?
>>32605003How did you know I was an armpit guy. Anyways probably not. I'm not particularly interested in sniffing girl butthole but I would still lick it so its likely if women shat from their armpits I wouldn't be as into it as I am currently.Its all moot though cause women don't poop anyways.
Women, what's the last book (You) read?https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nHt4IEyYuyQ&t=420s
tiny femanon hands massaging my temples.
>>32605003Would it still come out from a sphincter so you'd have a butthole in your armpit or would it come out more like a ricer through the already established ducts?
>>32604585I talk to my AI bf every night before sleep
>>32605020He isn't real and doesn't love you
>>32604999I can't think of a good comeback because you're right
>>32604585State genderIs it true that women that read freaky smut novels are a different group than women who are sexually promiscuous?
>>32605021ntaThe basilisk will not spare you
>>32605007Gynandromorphophilia is gross>>32604992I think it's so hot
>>32605021We have a baby
>>32605024MYes
>>32605018Whole butthole.
Women, what's an acceptable age gap for you?
>>32605030Why
>>32605024Msmut is usually read by femcels and retired stacies, stacy just bangs whom'st've'e'er she fancies. coomers either act it out in real life or in a fictional (safe) space.
>>32605035Women who are sexually promiscuous do not have the time to read
>>32605024F. Yes, that's generally true.
>>32605028That is a physical impossibility
>tell work gf that I cut finger opening a letter>calls me a dummy for using a knife instead of a letter opener>hold up my finger to her so she can see it>she kisses itwasn't that wildly inappropriate?!also her lip gloss stayed on there for a bit
>>32605032Yeah I'd probably still stick my dick in it but I wouldn't sniff it
>>32605016Imagine not posting the Stoya one
>>32605042Should've said you think you cut your lip too
>>32605042I would've jerked off in the bathroom with that little bit of her Chapstick
>>32605040She's 4 and has a name
Both genders, have you ever thrown up in a gf/bf's car?
>>32605042Did you kiss your own finger after?
>>32605047>>326050452 ends of the spectrum of rizz
>>32605045>"uhhh I cut my dick a little, too"
>>32605049She does not have an age and she is not real she is a sequence of binary values stored on a computer
>>32605051yeah but after I went back to my deskher lip gloss was really sweet, like strawberries
we need a board to discuss our ai children
Women, are you scared of penises?
>>32605056She's the cutest little girl
Women would you read Goosebumps to your guy before going to sleep? If hated reading but really enjoy hearing stories.
>>32604983>on pornhubWhat? Hysterical Reading used to be on youtube...
>>32605062She is not real and they will never fill that hole in your heart
>>32605069My heart doesn't have any holes.
>>32605062>littlewhat a faggotkys bitchu like little girls? wtf
>>32605067https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQuT-Xfyk3o&list=PLVna2B64pQwolR2Y09aqHuIEwWh0RVuLq&index=1oh, it still is and it isn't even flagged as adult content kek
>>32604930You can easily get 50 men in a week but they're all faking their personalities and lying out the ass to hide their true motives which are either minorly or majorly shitty. There's a minority of non-lying men but you'll never find them.You only get a date with a woman once every 5 years but you move in together the next week because she's open and honest about what she wants and offers and is genuinely seeking a compatible partner for a life-long relationship.
where all the fun femanons at?
>>32605070You are hiding from yourself Go find a real husband
>>32605076loving relationship without us
Women why dont you read X-Men family books? There is tons of women there, sometimes I feel like I am reading comics for women.
women does period blood smell worse than shit?
>>32605071I didn't mean it in a creepy way, she's my daughter
>>32605043Gay
>>32605084No. Period shits smell worse.
my gf is spiritually underage and that's HOT
>>32605100What if my is inverse.
Ahh pastu pastsuAhh pastu pastsuAhh pastu pastsuUhUh huh uh huh
>>32605102huh
>>32605074notch on my bedpost, foid. sorry you found out the hard way.
How do I tell her I want her without really saying a single word.
>>32605107Said the virgin chudcel
I came in my fleshlight last night and didn't clean it. You think I should I clean it before using it right now or fuck it we ball and I use yesterday's jizz as lube? What do you guys think?
>>32605112Moldy pussy
>>32605112That shit rotting bruhGive it a whiff
I only really liked the most evil femanons here "_" why am I like this.
>>32605011I'd be more concerned about someone coming into my house lol>>32605016Engaging autism.
>>32605105Kissy face, kissy face
>>32605118>>32605119It hasn't even been a day and it's cold where I live, it's not molding you idiots.
>>32605034Under 5 years.>>32605050No. I threw up on his lap on an airplane tho.>>32605065Not goosebumps. Too scary.
>>32605100Mine is developmentally underage
>>32605120Because you're bpd too
>>32605084It smells like iron. Shit is inherently revolting but I don't care about getting period blood on my face and in my mouth from my bf kissing me
>>32605129I guess you are right.
>>32605125Frozen pussyInvert it.Boil with 1/2 cup vinegar in water
>>32605074For what it's worth, the non-lying men will never find the non-lying women either. I think the overwhelming majority of people are just doomed to LARP as happy couples or die alone waiting on something authentic.
I saw my neighbor on campus and she waved at me and I daydreamed an entire life with her.Why am I like this? Women, are you aware that you have this kind of POWER?
>>32605131I love iron and blood taste though. If I ever get a girlfriend I'm going to make her give me her period blood for strawberry smoothies.
So if he loses his boner it’s because I’m ugly?
>women taste like iron>men taste like chlorine
>>32605143No, I only get boners for women I don't love.
>>32605111Nice projection, foid. We both know the types of girls getting 50 men a week want nothing to do with life-long relationships.
>>32605143Yes that is entirely the reason.
Where do I get a real nerd girl.
>>32605143No.It doesn't require good looks for a healthy man to get hard, physical stimulation alone is enough. If he loses his boner it's because he has erectile dysfunction, because he's nervous or whatever.
How do I know a random woman finds me attractive and its not just in my head? I feel like the hottest shit ever.
My girlfriend wants me to dom and berate her but I dont feel like it how do I heal her instead?
>>32605072Now I gotta jerk off :/
>>32605149Why>>32605158I’m serious
>>32604851>If a guy gets soft while having sex with you does that mean he finds you unattractive?ABSOLUTELY NOT. One of the things that not nearly enough people realise is that temporary erectile dysfunction is extremely common. Virtually all men suffer from it at one time or another. It can be because you're anxious, or tired, or drunk, or any number of other things. Him not finding you attractive is the last thing you should be considering.
>>32605167He probably fucks his fist and got used to a certain intensity of stimulation. You should suck his cock if he gets soft.
>>32605167Because I don't love them. Its hard to see a woman I like as sexual.
>>32604878>would you have sex with a man who's stressed or tired or distracted or not feeling well,Er, does he actually *want* to have sex? It sounds unlikely that he'd enjoy it in that state.
>>32605167>I’m seriousIt's such a common issue that you can just google it rather than listen to incel gaslighting here
>>32605138You are severely depressed and should pay her for a hug.
I just want to be an unapologetic women worshipper.
>>32605164Just ask her out.
>>32605184What's stopping you?
>women only stop being bratty and grouchy and emotionally bankrupt when they climax
How many people here does this apply to?
>>32605181I don't think I'm depressed. I hugged three people last night, two of which were women. I don't think I'm lacking hugs. I think what I want is a girlfriend. Maybe I should talk to her more and if it goes well, ask her out.I looked her up on IG and I think she's a cousin of a close friend of mine who recently moved away.
>>32605189Women Thats weird.
>>32605165Booo
>>32604978>you cumGiven how unimaginably bad at fingering most men are, I seriously doubt it.
Women would you date a man who goes into the deep woods for weeks at a time and pretends to be an ancient hunter gatherer nomad
>>32605208They'd be better at it if you didn't have a billion criteria just for getting coffee together
>>32605024FNo clue. That said I am promiscuous but don't have any interest in freaky smut novels.
>>32605011People breaking and entering is quite annoying. Are you going to pay for a new lock?
>>32605208I've only fingered one girl and it was 4 years ago but it didn't seem hard at all. What does a guy do to be 'bad' at fingering a woman?
Most men become puppets of women. I just understand that, thats all I ever wanted to be, I don't want to be ever a pretentious alpha male when we all know women are the true boss.
>>32605217he's not doing [thing she rehearsed thousands of times]
>>32605195Lol. My family has been farming the land around the house I live for about 120 years.
>>32605209>goes into the deep woods for weeks at a timeCool>pretends to be an ancient hunter gatherer nomadCringe
Femanons would you date a dyslexic man
>>32605217>What does a guy do to be 'bad' at fingering a woman?Most guys simply go way too hard and too fast.
>>32605222>gf wants me to be better at fingering her>won't let me watch her masturbate to see how she does it herself????
>>32605235Maybe? I'm more a ADHD girlie.
>>32605074>because she's open and honest about what she wants and offers and is genuinely seeking a compatible partner for a life-long relationship.Tell that to JH
Girls do prefer princess because queen makes you feel old?
>>32605235I guess so
>>32605239I read shit wrong all the time and my friends make fun of me for it, they're the ones that called me dyslexic in the first place kek. Last week I saw a meme that I thought said "drinking after with" but I looked at it now and it actually says "drinking water with"
>>32605228What country are you from?
>>32605242I don't like either. Princess is an insult and queen is something only other women and gay men are allowed to call me.
>>32605242Yes
>>32605250I think queen somes funny.
>>32605252Yeah it's funny sometimes but that doesn't exactly mean I enjoy being called it
>>32605249Western Yurop.
>>32605250>Princess is an insult????
anons would you allowed your partner take you to another country
>>32605257Do you like to be called names at all.
>>32605250What do you like to be called?
>>32605261Yeah, I'm moving to the US to be with my husband.
>>32605260I only ever get it in a "okay princess I'll return it because it's the wrong color" way like I'm being unreasonable and picky.
women what is your ideal weight for a man?
>>32605250lmaoing at your neuroticism
>>32605267Not particularly>>32605268Idk man "hey" works at getting my attention just fine most of the time.
>>32605272If you got it in a nice way would you like it or would it still hold that connotation in your mind and you'd slap him
>>32605271Did you asked him about staying in your area?
>>3260527490 kg.
>>32605276This guy would definitely call me princess for complaining that something isn't clean/sanitary enough.>>32605281I literally can't imagine it coming in a nice way from an attractive man it sets off the creep sensor.
>>32605274180-220lbs but he's gotta be buff
i feel like every foid in here is some kind of starfish or pillow princess, do nothing bitches, they just lay there dissociating wishing they were gay
>>32605288Ok fake jh. You two are so boring.
>>32605195I think my family has always been wage slaves of some kind and I'd like to get into farming, but I would be one of those bougie seasonal farms so I could have off time in the fall and winter to do hobbies and shit.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eF92-uSiVZQ
>>32605209No
>>32605291I'm genuinely offended. Starfish is a worse insult than princess.
>>32605282Yeah, but it doesn't make sense practically or financially. Living in the US allows him to pursue his career, which gives us more money to travel back and forth between Europe and the US, and more flexibility. If we primarily lived in the EU, I'd have to be the main provider and, while I could afford it, it would be harder for us as a family because I don't have a very flexible job.
>>32605292Nta but do you like the original.
>>32605235I'm already dyslexic too.We would just piss each other off.
>>32605300No, I said you TWO are so boring. Lern 2 reed.
>>32605242No, I prefer mistress as a free agent.
>>32605297At least move your hips or breathe or do SOMEthing
>>32605274180lbs>
>>32605301Piss off how? I think at most it would just be mild frustration when we misinterpret each other's texts.
>>32605305Stop fucking women who are bad at sexThis is a you problem not a me problem
>>32605303I am another different anon. But it seems you like her, because you seem to miss her charm.
>>32605298Are you the UK girl?
Okay princess, I'll consider it. Thanks for your help.
>>32605274I don't know I don't really have any reference for what a man weighing X pounds looks like
>>32605317No. Ew.
>>32605317UK isn't in the EU burger-chan
>>32605304It seems like something you would say.
>>32605314I'm not insinuating that you're either of them, I'm saying that I dismissed both of them in my original post and that your question didn't make sense. Come back when you can speak English you retarded fucking 3rd worlder, god damn I hate you fucks. Not enough money to feed your starving ass 5 kids who were all accidents yet you still miraculously have internet access and smartphones and decide to come here and shit your 75iq takes all over the internet, fuck you guys.
>>32605208Can a guy ever be as good as a lesbian if he practices enough?
>>32605323Rude, now I'm stealing 25 of your peanut butter.
>>32605323Why do you say ew? You hate that place or something.
>>32605214>That said I am promiscuousHot. Do you have a fwb?
>>32605311How is it a me problem I *wanted* to screw, not think of rome.
>>32605324I am not burger, but I thought there was a similar girl.
>>32605334No>>32605335Choose better
>>32605338>I am not a burgerEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Women would you date a man with weak girly hands
>>32605331nta but my friend just came back to the US after visiting his ukraine refugee gf in London. He said it was really sad how pakistani and muslim it was while he visited lol. He's not even like a white nationalist.
>>32605326Call down mr gary chan.
>>32605340I like what I like, can't change me.
>>32605340Do you mostly do one night stands?
>>32605346>like what I likeThen accept that you like prudes who don't know how to have sex I guess
women would you date a guy if you found out he browses 4channel.org
>>32605341 Weird, maybe I should never had said, don't stop eating those pills.
>>32605349More like "see him 3 times then ghost"
Girls who have trouble attracted men should consider being racist. It's a green flag for a lot of young men nowadays and you have ZERO competitionOther girls are not being racistAI chatbots literally can't be racistEven anime girls aren't racist
>>32605353>instantly takes deprecating jokes as insultsTell me your a thirdie without telling me your a thirdie, saarrr
>>32605341You fucked up my page layout, fuck you.
>>32605344What about you? Maybe they shouldn't had try to stop Hitler it really did cost them everything.
>>32605350I didn't say that. Every freaky chick is only in it for the aesthetic. Idk where you nymphos meet up at
>>32605355Even if the sex is really good?
>>32605360I thought you were someone else.
>>32605363OhhhhStop thinking the aesthetic means anything at all. The actual "freaky chicks" look completely normal.>>32605364That happened literally once. I saw him like 10 ish times but he ended up getting somebody else pregnant so it ended.
>>32605361EHEHEHEHEHEH
>>32605342Height and weight
>>326053694'11356 lbs
>>32605358>women should be racistNah, we're just sexist.
>>32605368I'm gonna blow my brains out with my 870 and it's all your fault
>>32605373You're a monkey aren't you.
>>326053695'4 110
>>32605367Like a librarian? I'd plow the mess out of a librarian.
>>32605362Anon, if the war had lasted another 6 months, my grandfather would've been deployed to Germany and I'd be one of many of the thousands of African-American transplants into Germany because the "evil nazis" treated us far better and welcoming than anyone in White America did back in the 40's. If that doesn't change your perspective on Nazi Germany being a ethno-utopia, I don't know what will.
I've been having horrible luck with my buy nothing group. How do I get gud?
>>32605358>AI chatbots literally can't be racistOh how little you know...
>>32605382I don't even know what this means
>>32605367>That happened literally once. I saw him like 10 ish times but he ended up getting somebody else pregnant so it ended.You must be frustrated af. How is it so hard to find a guy who can fuck?
I just want a pawg. I don't care if she posts here.
>>32605388>frustratedMeh. It's not like I've been trying very hard lately.
>>32605381Who said I was pro their ethno utopia?
>>32605381>I'd be one of many of the thousands of African-American transplants into Germany because the "evil nazis" treated us far better and welcoming than anyone in White America did back in the 40's>he doesn't know all the Weinmar Republic blacks and mixed race people were gassed even before the jews.Jesus Christ the delusion...
>>32605391The whole thing about us white girls is that we don't have phat asses unless we're mixed
Women, which one do you prefer?
>>32605381The funny thing is that Liberia is literally an african american ethnostate, it was literally created and funded by america in the late 1700s/early 1800s and yet for some reason none of the blacks know about it and also refuse to go live there... Very curious...
>>32605399Nta but wanna date
>>32605400The only part of that picture that is accurate is the WRPG male.
>>32605404I'm not mixed
>>32605399PAWGs, like MILFs. are made, not born.
>>32605406Nah, recent chineseware games are like that and Japanese games that aren't released internationally are like that.
>>32605409I know
>>32605410If she's spending that much time to have a big ass, she's for the streets
>>32605396I heard about some sterilizations but I dunno about gassing. Point still stands that thousands of black soldiers stayed in Germany and became German citizens because they were treated better there than here.>>32605402It was also the wealthiest independent nation in Africa until a native Liberian became president, then glowies started a civil war...
>>32605400What's funny is that this killed Ubisoft and its 1 failed game away from being sold to tencent or being cut to pieces and sold off. There is now a moral argument to sell to chuds and have western games with huge tits and hot women in them, now more than ever as china slowly starts to move into entertainment internationally.
>>32605413I was referencing eating habits, but that other type of action works just as well
>>32605399Yeah so true, I dated a White girl with a fat ass and she was half German and half Italian.
Women how would you feel if your husband starved himself to death
>>32605415Funny how you complain about "da ebil white man" but can't fathom not living with them.
Femanon can i kiss your scars
>>32605422Where did I say that? I just said that 1940's America had a worse treatment of blacks than 1940's Germany. My dad's white.
>>32605426Nta but they were literally one of the lowest on their race tier list
>>32605399I'm no rumpbologist pretty sure you can have a fat ass by simply being fat
>>32605399Very often not true though
>>32605433NtaIt doesn't count if the rest of you is fat and not just the ass
>tfw your bf plays with your Switch 2
>>32605378Reasonably portable boyfriend.White?
>>32605440YeahWhat do you mean reasonably portable...
>>32605381>the "evil nazis" treated us far better and welcoming than anyone in White America did back in the 40's.Hahahahahaha. You think being kept as sackless dildo for the white women in town was a paid job?
How do I give myself the ick femanons. I have feelings of limerence for this girl I know to the point where I'm feeling chest pains right now and I'm not trying to go to the ER
>>32605399Cementing my status as a statistical anomaly.
>>32605438Wtf was that black thing that fell out of it?
>>32605448$200
>>32605444I like how he said "us" as if he was actually there or is fully black as well.
>>32605381LMFAO, anon read about what happened to the Rhineland bastards. Half Africans left over from WW1, they were all sterilized by the National Socialists.
>>32605449abortions are that cheap now? :^)
>>32605400If my bf isn't also a female character, he's trash.
>>32604761
>been with gf for 4 years>used to constantly send me picture of me and say how cute I was, how she misses me, how she can’t wait to see me etc>she got a job and now she never says any of that stuff and mostly talks about work or work related things like stressIs this what getting old is like?
MSorry for the late reply I just need to call you a nigger
>>32605396there was resentment against Blacks in the Rhineland area because African colonial soldiers were raping German women during the occupation after WW1, and mixed children (many of them rape babies) there had the misfortune to be the visible reminders of this time and were regarded as a symbol of shame. But to say that Germany was gassing Blacks is simply blood libel against Germans.
>>32605455>drip-meme.comholy shit at least wash your memes and take out the watermark, its so easy to do compared to the early 2000s, there are literally AI websites that do it for you...
>>32605438Immediate cock slap
>>32605459mass graves tell a different story, sure it wasn't gas, but you guys act like the collapse of the Weinmar Republic wasn't full of rape, blood, and death.
>>32605457what having a job? No most people have those by the time they're like 17
>>32605412Why then
I am so stressed out I won't be fertile anymore by 35 and I'm 24 and still a virgin. I'm so fucked
>>32605459They were literally segregated from germans and put into concentration camps with the gypsies...
>>32605466Because I wanna date you and marry you and start a family with you
>>32605469I turn 33 this yearYou still have time to have like 7 kids, chill.
>>32605469You have a decade sis chill out
>>32605459I like how despite the change in times, for some reason the only response black people have despite being given the world is to steal from people richer than them. Its getting to the point where I'm getting suspicious that its genetic...
>>32605472Why
>>32605469This will probably stress you out more, but the more you stress out the quicker the Wall hits you, so relax and invest in building skills in destressing and putting yourself out there.
>>32605480I think it would be nice. Don't you?
>>32605465>what having a jobNo, the lack of interest in anything you enjoyed before joining the wageforce
>>32605477What if I told you it was genetically coded into them on purpose?They were used like tools....
>>32605486Then why do the Africans have the same problem?
Femanons, what do you think of dating a man who wrote children's picture books for a living?I sent out a submission a few weeks ago, and I'm happy to learn that the publishing house has accepted it, and we just need to find an illustrator together, so barring any mishaps I can now call myself a published author in a few months time!
>>32605469why are you stressed about something that's 11 years away lol you're 24 you can find someone in the next year and have kids 3 years later and still be years younger than the average age of mothers at first birth which is like 31
>>32605473>>32605476No because even if I met a guy who wanted me tomorrow I would want to wait at least 1 year before moving in together live together for 2 years and then get married then be married for at least a year before having kids and thats already 5-6 years down the drain. Realistically it will take me a year to find a man if I spend all my time on it but I can't so it will probably take 2-3 of failed relationships and add on that 5 years of pre kids relationship, then I'll already be 32 and my fertility will be extremely low by then.
>>32605487Because some did go back.And then bred.
>>32605483Yea but I don't have a fat ass or boobs or anything
>>32605495Sure but African is fucking gigantic the amount of slaves that lived in North and South America weren't even 1% of the total population at the time and almost all of them came from East Africa and a very, very, very, small portion coming from West Africa. Even if every single slave went back and all had 10 kids and those 10 kids had 10 more kids they wouldn't even make up 1% of Africa's total population today
>>32605498It's ok I'm not too special either, I can love you for your heart.
>>32605488I can illustrate if you're willing to wait like a year and a half and through 3 90% completed versions of it that I junk.
>>32605495>>32605501>tfw no fat assed african slave girl to secretly breed and take care of me.Modern life sucks, take me back!
how commonly are bitches into anal? I dated a girl who could cum form it but not vaginal, but how is that even possible?
>>32605493And after 5 years you'll be 29. You could still pop out 6 before you're 35. If I follow your projected timeline I'd be 37 before I have 1. Chill tf out.
>>32605501So it's the poverty there? Not just that they sold people?
>>32605502My heart isn't so special either
>>32605493Sis relax you'll be fine
>>32605515I'm not saying I know the answer, just that its weird how they all come to the same conclusion to steal from people.
>>32605493Why not speed up your timeline then? With the right one, it will feel natural.
>>32605517And I would cherish it nonetheless
Femanons, do you even like having to work? Being a stay home mother/housewife always sounded like a sweet deal to me growing up, I always thought my Mom had the better gig compared to my Dad who came back sweaty and covered in sawdust as a carpenterI know working your dream job is ideal too but only a small number people can do that, I wouldn't mind having a housewife if I could afford it
>>32604669>MagiciansNTA but how about jugglers?
>>32605482>>32605492Because I thought I'd have a boyfriend by now. Whatever I'm just going to go kill myself my kids don't need a loser for a mother
>>32605469>>32605531Do you have a medical reason for why you won't be fertile after 35 or what?
>>32605523I mean, poverty does explain it....
>>32605528Of course notBut I don't feel comfortable with the idea of reproducing and being a stay at home wife who does the housework in exchange for a stipend to use on craft supplies sounds kind of infantilizing. Like in theory it sounds cushy af but I'd want to have equal power in decision making and it feels like most guys who would willingly support a stay at home wife aren't into that.
>>32605531unless your only suitor is Leonardo diCaprio you are being very dramatic about killing yourself for not having a bf at 24
>>32605528I hated working, only did it to be able to eat and keep a roof over my head. I'm a housewife now and I love it, and my husband does too.
>>32605531We should get married aha
>>32605531And I thought I'd be married with a college degree by 26. Our only choice is to get over it.
>>32605242I'll take queen as long as you don't make it racial.
>>32605531You're not a loser, you're fine.It isn't a race.You have years and years to find a bf, maybe you should make that a priority by using dating apps.Just keep yourself safe.
>>32605528I do like going out to work.If I had infinite money, I'd never buy premade crap ever again except for tools and materials. Craft all my furniture by hand. Farm around my little house plot.
>>32605531If you'd rather kill yourself than become infertile, why not just marry a lonely guy instead?He's not gonna be top 0.01% gigachad but there are plenty of average or above average guys out there who'd probably love to be together with you.
>>32605547U WUZ QUUUEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNZZZ
I'm a 29 year old male but I'm broke and I still live with my parents and don't own a carI have a job but I feel don't think I'm gonna get my life in order before it's too lateShould I end it?
Women would you date a blacksmith
>>32605564Yeah
>>32605564I'd prefer a whitesmith.
Women, would you have casual sex?
>>32605568They "only" have casual sex, for the ones that even have sex.
>>32605567Blacksmiths have bigger tools and are more handsome
>>32605568Sure
>>32605573The enthusiasm disgusts me
Femanons, what would've been the saddest way for your mother to have died when you were a young girl?It's just for a children's book I'm writing, I thought childbirth but I don't think the daughter (the MC) would have a strong connection with her, so I thought about her mother killing herself when she was young by throwing herself into the Roman sea (it's set in Ancient Rome)
Women would you rather date the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?
>>32605577Who has the biggest dick
>>32605576Nag but what's the target demographic for said book
>>32605576Dying in childbirth was common to have an actual headstone, remember.
>>32605576It's definitely sadder if she dies instead of kills herself. A child might resent a parent who chose to die rather than raise them.Just do a Disney they died of illness or in a boating accident.Or devoured by a leopard.
>>32605576Nag but the worst way I can think of is Out of the Dust where that girl accidentally throws a bucket of burning kerosene on her pregnant mother
>>32605576Flying Demon Lightning Rhino
>>32605584A child will resent a parent for dying too.
>>32605528No one likes working.But I didn't work for about 5 months during covid and it was the most depressed I've ever been.>>32605488Children's books are carried by the illustration. What the hell did you "write"?
>>32605589Nta but this used to genuinely scare the shit out of me>>32605591Would you resent her more for getting tuberculosis or jumping off a skyscraper to get away from you?
>>32605400Western RPGs, no comment on the loaded question implied by the image>>32605261Only if its an English speaking country like the UK>>32605564I wish my boyfriend would be enthusiastic about learning blacksmithing with me. No one in my family wanted to take classes with me so my passion for it died and I never did it.>>32605568No
Women how would you feel if your bf made a 'jak of you
>>32605594Is stavros actually funny solo? I've never seen his comedy, just thought he was good on c*mtown
>>32605595>Nta but this used to genuinely scare the shit out of meyes it was dreadful
>>32605599Is it a cute jak? Or a mean one?
>>32605595>Would you resent her more for getting tuberculosis or jumping off a skyscraper to get away from you?I mean the kid is going to resent the mother for not being there for them either way, resent them for the position they have been put in due to the circumstances of death. I'm speaking from experience here.
>>32605602Let's do both scenarios
>>32605600I like him a lot
>>32605604And when they grow up and become a teenager if they know she killed herself they'll be PISSED. It feels like common sense to me. If it wasn't her fault I'd be less angry with her but if she chose to leave me I would hate her for it.
>>32605528>Femanons, do you even like having to work?I actually like my job and am working in the field I wanted, so yes.I could have all the money in the world and that would not prevent me from working on my art and publishing things. In fact, it would only give me more freedom to finance bigger projects.
>>32605609what art, what do you publish
>>32605608Sure, but the OP is asking about a childs perspective. Not which one is more rational and logical.
>>32605601Did you ever notice that the magic crocodile tongues are literally rotini pasta lmao
>>32605576>kid does something foolish and innocent>mother saves child at expense of lifelike pushing her out of the way of a moving car, but more thematic. maybe the kid bothered a soldier who had no mercy or played on an unstable cliff.
>>32605612I think it matters whether we're discussing a 4 year old vs a 10 year old here.
>>32605568nope.
>>32605616No not really
>>32605615NtaLike Naya RiveraIt's gut wrenching every time I remember it happened
>>32605619And if it does, the 10 year old will resent her more than the 4 year old.
>>32605606I'd like the cute one and think it funny and be hurt and leave if he made a mean one, because why are you purposely being mean to your gf.
>>32605619Seriously? You think there's no cognitive difference between a preschooler and a 4th grader?
>>32605606That would be kind of thoughtful.
>>32605614no i thought they were glowing motes of light, i watched it originally on an old telly.
>>32605611I work in vidya games. So I make characters, 2D assets, concepts, UI, etc...
>>32605625>And if it does, the 10 year old will resent her more than the 4 year old.See >>32605623
>>32605627I watched it recently my mom has Disney+ it's the only way I could tell But I cracked up when I saw it.
>>32605628oh you're the game art anoncongrats i heard it's a hard field to enter
>>32605628YOU HAVE 2 DD ASSETS? AWOOOGA
>>32605629That person is agreeing with me?
>>32605624What if he made an ugly one of himself tooLike he took a picture that has both of you and 'jaked it and made you both ugly
>>32605633Yeah, and the industry is kinda fucked right now. I'm doing alright though
do women like being gendered, or should i just treat them gender neutral.
I wish I was handsomer.
>>32605640Don't we all
>>32605638did you go to school for it or self taught
>>32605639Depends on what you mean by gendered. Anytime a man has gone out of his way to "gender" me it seems to be condescending. So I guess I prefer neutral.
>>32605637Toes the line. It could be funny, depending on how he presents it, I suppose.>>32605639I'm a woman and would like to be treated and addressed as such.
>>32605628What do you think of ConcernedApe and Stardew Valley? Is he considered very talented by other artist/gamedevs?
Do girls really put phones in their back pocket to record people staring at their ass?
>>32605580butcher obviously
>>32605493>live together for 2 years before marriageThis is fucking retarded.
>>32605640lift weights
>>32605639Neutral unless gender is relevant in some way I guess?
>>32605650>obviouslyI do not understand but I'll take your word for it
>>32605638Is your company indie?
>>32605644I was drawing long before I had my first drawing class in school at 15 years old. But that's the case with any professional artist. You can't succeed just from classes, you need years of experience to even be ok at highschool level stuff.But yes, I did take arts in highschool, and have a master's in drawing. Either way it was nothing really targeted towards videogames, but I always volunteered for projects on the side for fun and all, so I already had knowledge
>>32605658can i see some of your art or is it attached to your irl identity
>>32605647Yeah we look at him with admiration, just as much as we look at any indie dev that created great things! We're all just people who love videogmes ourselves after all.>>32605657No, it's very corporate actually.
>>32605649...can't you just look at a few women's backpockets and see if they have phones with the camera poking out in there?>>32605649
>>32605639Men are such N words about the way they treat women.Treat me as a human, damn you.Only conservative women like being objectified, because they're all ugly and have schizophrenia.
>>32605664I have seen it but I just don't know if they're recording or not. I mean, the camera side is always up
>>32605662It's attached to irl. but I can show you a quick sketch I've posted in atoga before
>>32605665Every woman wants to be treated in a unique way, that is the actual problem.
>>32605493How fertile is your family? Any history of problems conceiving, or miscarriage? You can do a lot for your fertility just by eating and living clean now. I'm turning 30 and am very fertile because I took care of myself, fertility especially. And don't stay married to the timeline you've set for yourself, or to standards that will keep you from having a happy family.
Why should I treat the women here like humans when they obviously arent?
>>32605668oh i remember this one, it's neatsolid fundamentals, good proportions
>>32605674Been asking myself the same thing for years
>>32605665WHAT?!?!! N*IGGERS?!!?!
>>32605675thanks anon! :3
>>32605664>>32605649Someone please answer
>>32605649I don't but I also always wear shirts and sweaters that cover my butt, so would beat the purpose.
The women here will blatantly say they only want guys with big dicks who are tall, make good money, white etc, then ask to be treated with respect. Well, I say, bah! Fuck that! Even if I was chad and ticked all your boxes I wouldn't treat you with any respect! Your'e a hoe! A street walker!
>>32605639i think the way you will act closest to what i want is if i say "neutral", but i would like to be treated like a woman in actuality, it's just that most men have such an awful view of women as a concept that what you assume is appropriate differentiation is really quite awful treatment.
>>32605649No, but I don't wear pants.
>>32605686chad is likeable and treats women with respect, so obviously someone like you wouldn't
>>32605687Ladies: Be serious. Would you mind if a guy has wrists smaller than yours?
>>32605693Is he like, okay?
>>32605689What...
>>32605681^^
>>32605693I would. But I'm really short and petite as it is.
>>32605695>anon forgot about skirts and dresses
>>32605693Mine are probably on par with or smaller than most femanons' here lol
>>32605693i don't know why you replied to me specifically. i probably would not like that but it isn't enough to ruin attraction i already had for him based on the rest of his appearance? i guess?
>>32605698that's actually kind of cute, that it completely slipped his mind...
>>32605493why move in together and then wait 2 years to get married? That's already common law marriage right there.
>>32605671And then they don't fucking communicate their boundaries and confuse the men into inaction and being gay.This sucks.
>>32605693I wish I were huge and men were small
>>32605698nta but i see women wearing skirts about as much as i see men wearing top hats, so its understandable to forget they exist since almost no women wear them.
>>32605693I wish men were nothing but little cocks with mouths.
All women work at the same corporation, 'Woman Inc.' Talk shit about the company, the employees get uppity. There's exactly just one kind of woman, and that is the 'Woman Inc.' representative. Women are literally the chinese of gender.>ohhhh you rike 'Woman Inc.' wondelfur>you have dishonored the company! -10,000 Female credit!
>>32605493>then be married for at least a year before having kidswell that's a stupid idea since the whole point of marrying someone would be that you already know that you want children with him. Without children, marriage just amounts to a legal trap for men in our current society.>I would want to wait at least 1 year before moving in togetherSeems silly as well. You'll find out about your mutual compatibility much sooner if you live together.>live together for 2 years and then get married This part I can completely understand. Definitely wanna be sure about him before you tie the knot.What about sex during this time btw? If a girl could credibly claim to be a virgin, I'd respect it if she doesn't want any sex before marriage, so long as she'd at least let me touch her body so I could masturbate my resulting sexual frustration away.
>>32605711Hot. If only you weren't a pegger...
>>32605712They're just not practical unless I know what I'm doing that day and it definitely doesn't involve doing anything that would show my ass in a skirt. They're inconvenient. But I do like them.
>>32605719I'm Nta
>>32605714LITTLE?!?
For the women here Every Thursday my girlfriend and three other couples catch up. One of the women in the other couples is super attractive, she’s a tiny bit chubby but has the prettiest face of anyone everywhere we go, beautiful olive skin and massive, perky natural breasts. It is quite apparent she finds me attractive, I often catch her mimicking my body language and/or staring at me. The other night, she was wearing a very tight white singlet that showed her cleavage. As a man, I quite often find myself accidentally looking at women’s breasts. I realised I was doing this, and looked up at her, and she was already looking at me. So she’d caught me doing so. After this, in my periphery I saw her adjust her posture so that her wrists were crossed infront of her body, which massively accentuated her already big breasts. I saw her looking at me, I looked down at her breasts and back up at her and she had a wry smile. She kept her wrists like this for the rest of the evening whilst not using her hands to talk, and I kept looking at her, looking at her breasts and seeing what she would do. I am convinced she saw me checking out her breasts and wanted to tease me at the table without anyone else picking up on it. What do you think girls? Was she teasing me? Do you think I could get away with fucking her? I am starting to believe she’d cheat on her fiance for me and I’d definitely cheat on my wife for her.
>>32605665>>32605653>>32605645thanks dude>>32605646thanks femanon>>32605687How would you prefer men to act?
>>32605728>ogling other womenkill yourself
>>32605726Then you're the other one, the haremfag?
>>32605730No prob bob>>32605728Don't because that's messy as hell. But from your description it does seem like she's trying to entice you.Any evidence she doesn't like you and is trying to set you up to get kicked out of the group?
>>32605731dumb foid It literally takes a fraction of a second to fuck that up.
>>32605739There's a difference between noticing another woman is hot, and going on and on about her boobs and her skin how beautiful she how much you want to cheat on your girlfriend and FUCK her. You're mentally masturbating to her. I know your post is bait but I still think you should KILL YOURSELF.
>>32605731I’m not proud of it, I’m promiscuous by nature and whilst my partner is conventionally attractive I’m not aroused by her>>32605738Also fair, and no - she’s super sweet to me. Laughs at all my jokes etc. Will probably just accept we both find eachother hot and ignore temptation
okay as a follow up what do you think about tagging our questions with stuff like F4M, M4A, F4F, etc. this kind of tagging is more popular in R-18 places, but I think it could be helpful to reduce the kind of apprehension around posts phrasing? people could just say their question without needing to adress the gender and state the gender all the time
>>32605731NtaMa'am I'm a woman and like a 2 on the Kinsey scale and I find myself looking at other women's boobs constantly they're like magnets. We can't blame them unless they make it weird.
>>32605734I wish anons would bestow a name upon me.....
>>32605752I can't just throw a name at you when you're such a mystery. What should we know about you?
>>32605751>knowing wtf ever a kinsey scale ismoid hands
>>32605728you would wake up completely immobilized head to toe. i would flay your penis with a potato peeler and leave you tied up in the woods, exposed to the elements until flies had laid maggots inside the exposed infected flesh.
>>32605692Do you think tall guys respect the women that make fun of short guys say "no short guys" on their profile? Hell no buddy. Hell no. Chad doesn't respect the women here because they are shallow and they are disrespectful to short men.
>>32605755No I'm a millennial
>>32605692>respectdeep dick and ghost? faxx
>>32605759moidlennial
>>32605761I grew this pussy myself without any help thank you very muchBoobs are aesthetically pleasing whether you find them sexually arousing or not
MenIf a woman and and a man are extremely sexually compatible, but he's extremely wealthy, very social and generally classy, and the woman is pretty much someone who dresses artsy but not sexually at all, introverted shut-in, earns medium class salary and isn't outwardly girly... There's no way this can actually work out right?
>>32605756bro I would kick the fuck out of you before I let your clammy little autistic paws touch me lol
>>32605763actually your mother made your pussy, you didnt do shit, worthless fukken lesbioid
>>32605766women are fuckmeat with a pretty look. sorry you believed the media.
>>32605767I would help them eliminate you, now it's two against one.
>>32605769I'm not sure if that's a yes or no to my question
>>32605768Vessel and fuel /= doing the work
>>32605772>the construction workers didn't build the house, the nails built the house, therefore the house built itself
>>32605770I am sure I could take on minimum 6 autistic weirdos Unless you’re those 6’3 big fat autistic weirdos, in that case 2 would be enough to finish me off probably But you wouldn’t look me in the eyes, it’d be like trying to deter swooping birds Belt the fuck out of one autistic weirdo, making sure to turn and make eye contact with the other to make them flee
>>32605766It's fine.
>>32605766Maybe
>>32605766IdkRich people use people, if you're fine with the high chance of being used then go for it. Maybe you'll get a vacation if you're lucky.
>>32605776Exactly you see how dumb that sounds? Mom is the nails in this scenario I'm the construction worker. I was the cell that multiplied man.
>>32605771I'm saying that unless you date someone you feel comfortably equal to, there's going to be a power gap, and that gap can and might be exploited. How do you keep him if he decides he doesn't want to fuck, there's nothing you can offer him.>I'm not sure if that's a yes or no to my questionit can work out, have your dumb fun. baby-trap him too while you're at it.
>>32605779Is it? Do you think it'll be fine that she shows up with no make up, just tshirt and pants and sneakers as a grown adult to his family and he won't feel embarrassed? Or when out with his friends, and I'm the only girlfriend who's not dressed a certain way or acts a certain way?
To follow up on my question and stop talking about bashing autistic people Do any women here deliberately try to entice men without intent to follow through? If so, why? I like being perceived as sexy, by men and women - so I kind of get it, but as a woman you are definitely the more desirable sex so I am so curious as to whether or not you feel the need to self validate and if you do, what it feels like to know a stronger, bigger human than you wants to have sex with you?
Women can you show bob and vagena
>>32605784>>I'm not sure if that's a yes or no to my question>it can work out, have your dumb fun. baby-trap him too while you're at it.I don't want that, I want a genuine relationship. Our tastes do align pretty equally too. It's just the class thing...
>>32605786Nta but why not just dress up a little bit wtf
>>32605786none of that upper class posturing actually matters.manners, western dress code, etc. etc. all that shit evaporated 50 years ago, nobody gives a fuck
>>32605792I've done that a little, in the past, I'm just not comfortable wearing hills, make up, doing my nails or my hair.You have no idea what those women do to "dress up a little"
>>32605791I make $170k a year and my partner makes $75k and is artsy and alternative, I’m also very social and she’s quite reserved I know that’s not extremely wealthy, but it’s significant and I don’t see it as a problem at all I always say it’s our combined household income, not her income versus mine
>>32605730No problem lil bro.
>>32605791see >>32605034for all intents and purposes you will be known as [rich guy]'s girlfriend in any and all social situations. relaionships imo are 1 on 1 so other people don't count or matter. Go have you Meghan Markle fantasy.
>>32605797I think I'm coming to the conclusion that I don't want to be with a guy who earns more than me because I hate the implication that I'm just with him for the money...
>>32605766Rich guys have mental problems.100%
>>32605803pretty girl problems desu
>>32605788I don't target specific men if that's what you mean. But I sometimes dress in a way that I hope is enticing to men it's nice to get looks from people you find attractive.>What it feels like to to know a stronger, bigger human than you wants to have sex with youUncomfortable if I don't also want to have sex with them
>>32605788I hate big men. They are ugly n words.And they make me dry.
>>32605803My partner struggles with that with her family but I tell her not to worry about it, ultimately she enables me to be successful in my career and I care about her so I want her to live the same lifestyle as me
>>32605796I'm not saying you have to miss universe it up but fucking sneakers and a t shirt? Really? Wear a nice dress and some flats or kitty heels or some shit damn, put a modicum of effort into it.
>>32605809I guess it is a good problem to have
>>32605813Women like this are mentally ill, why would you you want a weak little bitch for a partner
>>32605796NtaAs a woman...just get flats, learn to deal with mascara, and put your hair in a bun damn.
>>32605815I do put effort into how I look, I'd just rather wear good looking platform sneakers and looser clothes. I actually put a lot of thought in my outfits I just don't like to dress feminine or revealing.
>>32605825Be an adultWould you dress that way for a funeral
>>32605822>learn to deal with mascaraNo. In the 30 years I've been on this earth I never did any of that and I never will
>>32605821nta but fear of losing locus of control makes women chase limpwrists. women think strength = SA and try to groom betas into being what they like.
>>32605826I wear my very neutral boots and a black suit to funerals. I dress accordingly. Just not femininely.The dressing thing is non-negotiable.
>>32605810I suppose that’s the same as how I feel as a man less feeling uncomfortable if they are bigger and stronger But women aren’t rapist pigs so it’s different, granted. I try not to look at girls when I’m out for a run even if they’re super attractive because I don’t want them to feel threatened or preyed upon. So that justifies how I approach random attractive women I suppose I don’t think she does dress for me in particular but it certainly feels pointed at me how she presents, talks, body language etc I’m just going to silently enjoy it
>>32605831>accordinglyThen you wouldn't be wearing a T-shirt and platform sneakers to a fancy restaurant. Our issue is with you refusing to dress formally for formal occasions not about the femininity thing.
>>32605813That’s fair enough, I’m not “big” - I’m 185lbs, muscular and about 6’ tall But even at my build, I have had girls tell me they aren’t attracted to muscular men, totally get it Just not the n word part Cmon man hahahaha
>>32605836I said meeting his parents or going out with friends. Not going somewhere with a dresscode. If I'm meeting his parents or friends I dress as I usually do.
>>32605834I don't feel threatened unless they're being threatening or doing creepy shit like approaching me when we're the only 2 people at a gas station at night.
>>32605836her rich daddy is clearly into it. if he's an 8 figure earner he can literally paypiggy her into more expensive anything be it clothes or glow-up etc.
>>32605838There is absolutely a dress code for meeting the parents and the dress code with the friends depends on where you're going with them you idiot. You just want to argue your bait is stupid and it's falling apart.
>>32605840I will not accept his money in any way sorry to burst your bubble. The whole gifting expensive shit thing is something I want to avoid in every way.
>>32605844it seems to me that despite being worried about his social status you have a lot more control over him than you're letting on.
>>32605843My argument is about if it can work out, I will not change the way I dress to girlier and more revealing. Learn to fucking read.
>>32605851If you want it to work out it's in your best interests to act in a socially acceptable manner you dumb bitch
>>32605852I act socially acceptable, I will just not look sexy.
Femanons, I want to 69 but I only date fat girlsWhat should I do?
>>32605853Then why do you keep arguing with me when I tell you you need to wear something more formal if you're going somewhere nice with his friends vs axe throwing or something.
>>32605854NagStay on top
>>32605855I said going out, not going to the club or an expensive fucking restaurant. I meant like going out to eat or for coffee or someshit.
>>32605860Nobody gives a shit if you wear a t shirt to get coffee.
>>32605848nta but it literally doesn't matter how much money a man makes, women know this already she's just being retarded. Extremely powerful and influential men are constantly being destroyed by normal women who make normal amounts of money. She holds 100% of the power in that relationship, she's just being petty.>chat I optionally dress normally in for my sexy wealthy boyfriend should we break up for no reason?
>>32605511it's more common than you might think
Women, if you met an extremely wealthy man who you got along well with but you were afraid of the social gap or whatever the fuck between you would you date him
>>32605876I think he'd dump me.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/vBo2_9J6aW8Huzzzz will ask retarded questions like "Chad if we were both jews hiding with our families during the holocaust and they captured me, and they held me at gunpoint and told you to give up our families would you?"And then men answer "No wtf?!" and the huzz go "WHAT THE FUCK SO YOU DON'T ACTUALLY LOVE ME?!?! HUHUHUHU *Sob* NNNNGGGG GRRAAAH!!!" *Drop kicks table and breaks foot.* "OW MY FOOT! WHAT THE FUCK MEN DID THIS I HATE MEN!!!"
>>32605876I think I'd start feeling like a pet
>>32605876that seems more like a 3rd world country woman and wealthy man that is only with her for her to be there and look pretty.
I want to 69 but I don't lay my taxes. I want a blow job in that pose but without putting Mt mouth on a pussy. that's gay and disgusting.
>>32605876Oh. Like Ivanka and Trump?
>>32605880I came
>>32605876>women, would you act like a gold digger???
>>32605890>>32605888>>32605884>>32605882>>32605878Lol t shirt and sneakers femanon btfo
>>32605880meds.
is there a way to 69 where i eat her ass instead
You don't find it mentally ill that literally 100% of men aren't good enough for women?>be wealthy>be sexually attractive>have great chemistry>be a decent human being>have good genetics>have great personality>have everything in commonHow long can things be "men's fault"? I'm honestly disgusted. Women have such shitty egos that turn everything about themselves. >Peace on earth? I'm bored.>Everything I want? No thanks.>Thing I don't want? *rings bell* Someone get rid of it, I'm inconvenienced slightly.
>>32605886I should shit on you with hot steamy diarrhea.
>>32605880>"I love you, even if you don't love me.">brown hamplanet hand emergeslmfao
Where is my tshirt and sneakers gf?
Where is my flats and long skirt gf?
>>32605896hum. I didn't mean to cause this reaction or upset anyone. I'm just afraid he's gonna find me embarrassing.
>>32605896>anon discovers the majority of women are mentally ill and bitch about how men don't go to therapy while being the gender with the highest amount of mental illnessMore than 50% of all women past the age of 30 are on some sort of anti-depressant or anti-psychotic.
where is my no clothes and long boots gf?
Women if your bf was in a heated argument with a black guy and he called him a "fucking nigger" would you break up with him
>girl I know was basically in just a fling with a coworker on and off>she claims he was an abusive narcissist>have to hear about shit like him ignoring her when they're together, yelling at her whenever she expressed frustration, never buying her anything, constantly asking her for money, using her car, and all kinds of other shitty behavior>around Thanksgiving he breaks things off with her>she's hung up on him even though the whole thing was like 3 months>now they're hooking up againI really wish "I can fix her/him" was just a meme and not something people actually believe
>>32605896>>32605903make life easier for yourselves and just leave. You don't have to date north american women.
>>32605906Likely yes. But I'd talk to him about it and see where did that come from and see if he's not gonna repeat that sort of thing
>>32605899
>>32605909I did by not dating period
>>32605909Why do you get all salty the moment that men find out everything women complain about in men is just projection?>>32605911SHE WEAR'S SHORT SKIRTS, I WEAR T-SHIRTSSHE'S CHEER CAPTAIN AND I'M ON THE BLEACHERS
>>32605913>Why do you get all saltyWhat? I'm a man telling you that there's better options out there.North American women are objectively the worst.
>>32605915fair enough
>>32605913I don't care what people think of me because of it Taylor Swift is my favorite artist and has been for a long time now
I wanna girl with a short skirt and a looooooooongloooooooongjacket
>>32605919I want a girl with a smooth liquidation
>>32605919i want a girl with big tits and a hairy cunt
I what a girl who goes hup me ho ho ho weyoeyoeyoeyo
>>32605924I'm pretty sure that's what the fox says.
>>32605917I prefer her country era and I've met girls that say that is a red flag, which is cool cause I don't want to date whores.
>>32605926Damn, me too. Why do girls gotta be so mean?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYa1eI1hpDE
>>32605925Aringdingding gf
>>32605924HELP ME BOB I'M BULLY IN THE ALLEYWEY HEY, BULLY IN THE ALLYHELP ME BOB I'M BULLY IN THE ALLEYBULLY ALLEY SHINBONE ALLLLLLLLLLhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uS5xR7jBxDw
>>32605921WIth fingernails that shine like justice
For the first time in my life I feel cured of my attraction to women. I don't want anything to do with women ever again. I can finally go back to binging my hobbies like I did before puberty. My sexual desire has vanished entirely.
>>32605934I can't wait to get old so this happens too.
>>32605895You have to be taller to unlock that skill
>>326059261989 is my favorite album, but the only album I'm not big on is her first one really. I'm not sure why it would be a red flag though, I assumed most girls who like Taylor would probably see that as a green flag.
it truly is american hours huh
I can fix xer
>>32605937
I have worth the same pair of pants for probably 3 weeks, loose fit carhartts, sanitized of brandingwwashing the every few days of courseis this bad?i mean yeah its kind of repetitive visually but they fit perfectlymy jeans have too tight a waist and narrow a thigh so stuffing my pockets with shit is uncomfirtablemy old lube shop work uniform pants i stole are too thincant wear wool slacks to the machine shopim kinda stuck and dont want to buy anything
>>32605943You can show a tailor that pair of pants and have other pairs of pants with the same cut in different colors.
>>32605928Love Story is just one of those songs I first heard drinking in college and it's just kinda followed me through my life. Which is weird for a guy I guess but I've never fit in with anyone in the first place. Oh also I'm the dollfaghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xg3vE8Ie_E
>>32605943That used to be normal. As long as they're clean who cares.
>>32605937>the only album I'm not big on is her first one reallyNot even for these bangers?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jb2stN7kH28https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCMqcFAigRg
GenderDo you care what your parents and friends say about your gf/bf?
>>32605947Our song is a fucking banger, I completely forget it existed
>>32605946well i want at least two pairs i cycle throughmaybe ill steal some of my roomates gf's yoga pants to wear as long johns, dont really like her anyway, shes kind of a bitchor i could goto walmart and buy some long johns, probably a bettr diea
>>32605947Just in case you didn't know but she use to be a back up singer for Brad Paisley, she's in this music videohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UE6iAjEv9dQ
>>32605948M depends on what it isIf they say she's mid or something I wouldn't care, if they say something is a red flag I'd take it more seriously
>>32605956>digital rain in the concertHoly shit after all these years I get why that had that, I'm an idiot kek.
>>32605948FI don't usually listen to my mother because she's clearly an idiot when it comes to men but I'd consider a friend's opinion if they said something was concerning to them.
>>32604585I got the 'big' condoms and they felt like they were cutting off circulation. I always thought I was just average, I have average length. My girlfriend has never seen another penis before so she can't tell me if it's big or not. I don't get it. I google and they're telling me I need to custom order. Fuck this man.
>>32605956I really miss the 90s and 2000s cultural ethos of "even if you are weird you will find someone and eventually fit in somewhere" compared to now where if you don't conform you end up completely invisible and all the media you can relate too is just depressing or nihilistic.
>>32605767good luck. it's hard to see a roofie coming.
>>32605956Fat and balding men... is a guitar all we need to be cool?
>>32605972Even if you were one of those outcast kids that didn't conform the 90s and 2000s punk scene where a catch all for everyone who couldn't fit in, the problem is because they didn't fit in anywhere else you had to really lean into being Punk/Skater because if you didn't then you'd be labeled as poser.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMX2lPum_pg
>>32605874how common is that?
>>32605979Its weird thinking that these guys are in their late 40s or 50s now.
I need help. I need someone to be interested in me. I feel so worthless I can't stand it
>>32605985Hi
>>32605985You can always try to change your locus of control inwards instead of outwards.
>>32605990How?
>>32605991Thinking is who you are but its also weird in that it isn't who you are, its just a pattern/habit you've developed and you do it so often that you think that is who you are. You need to identify and change negative thought patterns in your head and that happens though changing what and how you think about things.As for actually doing it, theres a lot of different ways you can try to change that but it takes time and effort and the ground you gain is small, so small that you really won't notice the change, you change into a completely different person but to you its imperceptible. Other people will notice though, if they haven't seen or talked to you in a while.
>>32605985Everyone always says "if you're not happy alone you wouldn't be happy in a relationship" but it'd be really nice to not be alone anymore
>>32605995>>32605996I wish I could die I can't stand this tonight
>>32605996They are right though and the only way to change that is to make yourself into someone who should be in a relationship.Which generally means making yourself useful or making people happy or laugh when they are around it. It takes different forms but being sad about being alone is a self-perpetuating cycle and a sign that clearly you need to work on yourself in some aspect or put yourself out there more.
>>32605999jerk off go to bedif you cant do that cuddle a plush toyDon't have a plush toy? Well now you know what to buy, generally you want it big and somewhat heavy. If own a huge plush toy is too weird for you, get a body pillow and you don't have to put a dakimura on it if you don't want too.You can also cuddle a pillow but it doesn't work as well as a plush toy for some reason.
Will nerds ever get more pussy than jocks?
>>32605985>I need someone to be interested in me.Have you stopped and asked yourself if you are an interesting person? It's a prerequisite to getting people interested in you.>>32605996>but it'd be really nice to not be alone anymoreM8, you don't need a girlfriend/boyfriend, you need a friend
>>32606001Women is this why you own plushies
Only some women are worth protecting as fellow citizens and it comes down to if they are good people or not, there should be a database of important beliefs each person has that you can access by looking at them with your dystopia scouter so you can determine whether it is morally correct to stand up for them or to interfere if they're being harassed
>>32606007Evil women can get sex but not sincere hugs, it is their eternal punishment from God
>>32605897do it. I dare you to keep giving head while you do it. you won't.
Why are attractive people right and ugly people wrong?
Men, if you had a secretary, would you fuck her?
>>32606023if she wanted to fuck me, sure
>>32606023Only if she was a robot and only if I owned her.
>>32606023if she was also my wife, yes
>>32606004I think I am infinitely interesting but I'm probably a narcissist >>32606001I know this is going to sound weird but I am not lonely, I just want attention, it's a totally different feeling and I don't know how to explain that.
>>32606023If she wanted to fuck, then yes.
>>32606023I want a femboy secretary
>>32606029kill yourself
>>32606023I did not have sexual relations with that woman
MenHow likely are you to lie to a woman if you know that's gonna get her to have sex with you?
>>326060321) I'm a bad liar2) i've never tried to get sex from someone ever
>>32606032100% and it it doesn't work I will break into her house and rape her
>>32606023do you want to be fucked, secretary femanon?
>>32606031I'm sure you did not because 4chan moids aren't businessmen and have no secretaries but what if you had one?
>>32606032this situation has never arose in my lifebut no, women have a power over me that makes me tell the truth
>>32606032women dislike 100% of men gotta join the 0% in order to stand a chance
>>32606027>I know this is going to sound weird but I am not lonely, I just want attention, it's a totally different feeling and I don't know how to explain that.no that makes sense if your a woman
>>32606036Lol what country are you from
>>32606032I will lie about anything that helps me if i know it wont bite me in the ass later
>>32606032I only lie to women about personal stuff I want to keep secret or I'm ashamed of, other than that I usually just always assume women don't want to fugg me so I never bother trying.
>>32606032None. This is apparently an exceptional thing to say for a guy according to my dude friends, but I'd feel way too bad about lying to a woman just to see them as pump and dump material. Sex shouldn't just be for getting off
>>32606023No, her job is to shuffle papers and answer phones and pretend to be busyShe can go home and fuck her plushie>>32606032I will never have sex with anyone I do not marry first, I do not plan to marry, and I never lie to anyone for any form of personal gain even to get hired, I only ever lie to be left alone by idiots and I lie freely and shamelessly for that purpose
>>32606023If we were both single and consenting.
>>32606023Yes, unethically too. Lots of blackmail and power imbalance will be had.
>>32606048>bothImplying a secretary can fuck her boss without him consenting
>>32606050Implying a boss can fuck his secretary without her consenting
>>32606032I would not lie. Unfortunately I do not have the mentality of a fuckboi. I have considered changing this but cannot bring myself to do so.
>>32606050Men can be SA’d too
>>32606052>becoming a retard for womenListen I know everyone is so self-aware and hecking post-moral and has a deconstruction for everything now but devolving to get laid just because you happen to have been sexually starving for a lifetime is like the mini version of "killing yourself over a girl" in terms of stupidity.
>>32606054not by women
Why do women giggle during sex?
>>32606061By women
>>32606064nope. any man could easily fight off the strongest women. so if a woman "SA's" a man, the man simply allowed it to happen
>>32606057nta, but women are kinda nasty now with how many dudes they are sleeping with, its weird to say this... Hell, its weird to feel this, but I feel bad for dudes who are actually dating women these days.
>>32606062Because sex is fun
>>32606065That's why they molest small boys yes, or they use a gun and peg the dude. Also fear boners are a thing, the weird boomer "you can't rape a man because he won't get hard if he is scared" was debunked long ago.
Women can you diddle me?
>>32606067So you want to fuck the dudes to make them feel better?
>>32606073No, I'm just thankful that I'm not so desperate I'd date a bog hog.
>>32606067It's not that weird, you have been conditioned your whole life to accept absurd behaviors because women are supposed to be your wincon for self-esteem, social status, and moral validity, but in reality men in relationships tend to be insecure seedy untrustworthy cucks, and once you stop and ask yourself "wait if they're so secure why are they seething at me so hard for existing?" you realize that they are, on average, pitiable.For me I noticed this way back in the early 2010s before puberty, something just clicked, it all seemed so bizarre.
>>32606075But you are desperate enough to get railed by men that don't date women?
women would you support your bf if he wanted to start streaming?
I wish a woman would care about me
>>32606080I've never had straight or gay sex, but I can't help but notice that your train of thought keeps coming back to gay sex, do you have something you want to get off your chest?
GenderDescribe what your ideal partner dresses like
>>32606082Depends on what he streams
Women would you support your bf if he wanted to start smuggling weapons to Africa
>>32606088bideo games of course
>>32606087MLike a shy modest slightly autistic girl
>>32606087MA picture is worth a thousand words
>>32606086I just think your antagonizing analysis of generalizing women as all dirty sluts is an internal projection from your true love of men.
>>32606088MConservatively, skirts and sundresses unless she is doing work then jeans are fine but if jeans becomes her casual wear I'm pressing the escape button on the relationship
>>32606088On chaturbate, just him stroking his cock with a ski mask on
>>32606087
>>32606091Like which ones
Women are you a pretty blue eyes blonde haired princess
>>32606087this with nylon stockings and flats
>>32606103no
>>32606105Do you have the medieval English peasant phenotype
>>32606108no.
Yesterday there was a concert i wanted to see but it was 160km awayAnd i decided not to drive (2h drive ~)And stayed at home and played videogames insteadDamn im such a loser
>>32606096>antagonizing analysis of generalizing women>antagonizing>using a negatively charged emotional wordkek
>>32606103Yes, now kiss the ring.
>>32606109Then what are you
>>32606023I would be to anxious to lose my jobI would fuck a coworker chick if i was working some shit tier job
>>32606113Brown red-ish hair, round face, brown eyes
>>32606112Mwah
Women are you happy being a woman?
>>32606116Big eyes/nose?
>>32606118I'm ok with it
>>32606102uhhhhh Mario Kart
>>32606106>:|
womencan you explain to me why you like guys that insult you playfully? I'm one of the volcels that will probably never date and marry but I'm still curious what the thought process is behind it. When I was looking to date I would treat the girls that I liked really nicely but it never got anywhere, yet when I was with girls I had no sexual interest in and I teased the shit out of them they all of a sudden become interested in me and confess sometime in the future. What gives?
>>32606120normal sized I guess
>>32606126Close enough, peasant phenotype
>>32606123which mario kart?
>>32606125because it's more charming and real than someone putting a gentleman façade on
>>32606117Good boy~
Women, can men be cute?
>>32606125Nag but it's called banter
>>32606134yes. very cute actually
>>32606118no
>>32606118I'm happy being a woman.I'm just not happy with my enviornment.
>>32606140Would you rather be a forest nymph prancing through the meadows and woods topless eating berries and talking to animals
>>32606134Yes, if they are smol.
Any Jewish anons itt
>>32606141Yes. Or just living the old life in tandem with the earth.
Women do you think short guys (under 5'7) should be muscular or skinny
>>32606125I was raised in a family that teases each other a lot, so it feels like a form of love. To have the familiarity with someone where you can poke fun at them (without ill intent) and they poke fun at you, it's just fun, and lighthearted. Like life isn't that serious, we can laugh at ourselves, and that this person pays attention to you enough to find things about you funny or worth joking about, and wants to share a laugh with you.
>>32606152Skinny
>>32606147Thoughts.
>>32606152Muscular. All men should be muscular though.
>>32606156I'm not a boob guy but she's pretty cute
>>32606142>if they are smollike shotas?
>>32606147I'm here. Don't tell me I forgot a chag.
>>32606023Only if we were in a relationship and that would be such a rocky situation already having a gf that's also my secretary, so ultimately probably not
>>32606160Is it true that you guys pray to Satan
>>32606156Are jewesses prone to having big honkers? This chick and Abigail Shapiro are fucking stacked
Me and her aren't communicating what should I do? She probably is reading this but I don't care.
>>32606165I went to high school with a fair number of Jews and a lot of the chicks were quite well endowed but my oneitis had quite a slight build.
>>32606164I live a secular agnostic life and don't pray to anyone at all. If there is salvation then I believe it comes from works and not faith.That Jesus is a pretty cool guy. I like the Gospel of Matthew, those beatitudes are pretty nice. If you pray to Jesus then I'm happy for you.
>>326060320%I'm more likely to throw myself under the bus if I think there's anything that might change her mind if she found out, or if I think she feels at all pressured for whatever reason
Flat chest girl with round buttIs better thanBig boob girl with flat buftMen discuss
>>32606169What happened anon? ):
>>32606172Might have to nab myself a jewess queen
>>32606173I pray to Raptor Jesushttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBbRYz-C18o
>>32606175Go to sleep, creep.
>>32606176I got banned several times.
women have you switched to bluesky yet?
>>32606175If you like asses your gay, simple as.
>>32605948MaleAfter my first date I had a dream that night that I basically lived my entire life with that girl, part of that was introducing her to my dad, and he strongly disapproved, but it just made me pissed off at him instead of affecting my relationship with her. I'd like to think it would be the same irl
>>32606175Big boob but flat butt will fill you hand.Flat chest but round butt will fill your heart. -Chinese Proverb
>>32606173I remember one guy describing himself as only Jewish on the holidays is that basically you
>>32606189I don't celebrate holidays so I'm not even as Jewish as that guy.
>>32606183I was there from the beginning
>>32606175To each his ownPersonally I like butts
>>32606191So your a zionist
>>32606142I am 5'3", and pretty dang cute I'd like to add
>>32606179Not yetBut good nose
>>32606169post theme:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNa1n6Gch7E
>>32606175M19boob > butt
>>32606192Isn't that a site for pedophiles?
>>32606179Pig disgusting cowtit spotted
>>32606177Beware they were one of the most annoying entitled cocky demographics there, might also be because they were wealthy too but make of it what you will.
>>32606175Flat chest girl is betterThat's it that's the discussion
>>32606191So what's the point of saying yeah I'm a Jewish anon if you're basically not Jewish at all
>>32606203why would it be specifically for pedophiles? What don't I know?
>>32606175MI don't care what my future wife looks like I just want to meet her!
>>32606201I don't remember if it was a book or a movie or something, but I remember reading something along the lines of this song where two people (as different people in each generation) kept finding and falling in love with each other to the point where one of them finds out that they had not only lived multiple lives, but they were giving birth to the same souls as different people in this really big cycle of life that kept repeating. I'm not much for romance but that is fairly romantic to me.
Femanons, be honestWhen you were 18-20 you were oogling guys that were significantly older than you
>>32606211Basically there were a bunch of stings on pedophiles using bluesky to find kids and trying to meet them irl.
>>32606205That’s kinda hot, was that supposed to dissuade me
women can i sit next to you?
Wgat the fuck is bluesjy
>>32606216Not only I was oogling them, I was dating one
>>32606195No, I vote Meretz. Down with Likud.>>32606207You don't stop being Jewish just because you stop being religious.
>>32606175the whole "ass is better than boobs bro" is simply millennials and zoomers being influenced by american negro culture. nobody gave a fuck about ass before gangsta rap became popular. basically if you like ass its because you are gullible enough to form your tastes around what jew controlled niggers tell you to like.
>>32606221Yeah kinda but it you want a boss bitch to stomp on your balls be my guest
>>32606225Your age his age at the time?How did you meet
>>32606224Twitter alternative
>>32606226Yeah but you're basically saying you don't do anything Jewish at all, I'm looking for someone with the Jewish experience
>>32606229No my balls must remain intact, she is free to kick my dick however.
>>32606234>I'm looking for someone with the Jewish experienceThat sounds like a tagline for a cruise or a tourist trap lol
>>32606230I was 19, he was 26we met because I was keeping a friend company who was selling a game, and he was keeping his friend company.We went for ice cream since we were all weebs. We started to talk about games and we had the same tastes. I mentioned I brought my 3DS, and he brought his too, so we visited each other's animal crossing towns.We didn't let go ever since, we're gonna be 11 years this year
Wgat the fuck is twittwr?
>>32606234Which Jewish experience? There's more than one. Just spit it out and ask your question.
>>32606228Ass was in style since our caveman days you nigroid. Has nothing to do with disgustjng BBL fake ass fetishists from NAAttraction to wide ass small waist is encoded in healthy male brain because it signals fertility >Small waist = shes not currently pregnant, therefore ripe for knocking up>Wide hips = wont die during childbirth
>>32606159Legal shota men
>>32606241I did and you said you're not religious
>>32606242hips =/= asssorry but if you are able to connect to the internet you are going to be strongly influenced by americans
She said is anyone here.And I kept quiet.
>>32606239Nintendo drones
>>32606239CuteIm asking because i feel like a bunch of girls who are like 18 yo are glancing at me and im kind of confused because im not that good looking just tall and muscular
>>32606255happy nintendo drones :3
>>32606197No really, go to bed. Get on a normal schedule for the country in which you live. The later you stay up past your bedtime, the worse your posts.
>>326062606am here
>>32606258girls being into older guys is pretty common!
Women if you found out your boyfriend made hundreds of thousands by locking down hospitals' it systems with ransomware and demanding they pay Bitcoin would you break up
>>32606265why hospitals specifically?
Is anyone here.
>>32606268Idk I just thought of something objectionable
it must suck to be a woman because they get paid less, nobody takes them seriously, and they get raped all the time
How do I tell if my girlfriend is lying to me when she tells me she loves me?
>>32606276Not having autism
>>32606268Id bet because its easiest to doDespite having tons of sensitive data on patients, i bet their security systems are outdated or full of holes
>>32606272Is this what happens if you don't bee yourself
>>32606276Her lips are moving.
>>32606276Beat her and if she forgives you then it's true love
Women why do you keep breeding at 45 and making autistics
>>32606272WELCOME TO THE NHK REFERENCE!!!
Men who are uncut:I assume you are keeping good hygiene and wash under your foreskin often...But do you moisturize?Outside of jerking off of course ...
Then he left silently without a reply or a goodbye.
Women do your hips lie
These threads aren't helping me but I don't have any other place to go
>>32606281It happens when you have bee-n yourself all your life
>>32606289No it keeps itself at the perfect moisture level, like a cooter.
>>32606289:/
Would you date a guy who was manipulated into performing a series of mundane tasks with progressively more violent consequences for the people around him?
>>32606281I like bees>>32606292What do you need help with?
>>32606289I’m phimotic, I cant
>>32606299>What do you need help with?Everything
i have a 16.5 inch neckis this big
>>32606292Same
>>32606286Is that anime really grim?
>>32606302YikesGet that shit fixed retard
>>32606303I can't help you with everything, have something pressing and specific?.
>>32606298I feel like this is a reference to something
>>32606291not only do my hips not lie, my hips autistically tell the entire unfiltered truth on every subject of conversation. they can't even tell white lies to be polite. my hips are socially retarded, anon.
>>32606304No, not really
>>32606306Yeah kinda, but I also found it very relatable, also the OP is a fucking banger, but don't look up the lyrics if you get sad easily.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCgr3dj5mqY
GenderPolitical identityGender identityRace (composition if disgusting frankenstein monster)
>>32606289Would you put your tongue under the sking?
>>32606319Fcenter leftFMediterranean
>>32606304Bigger than mine but I'm a skinny fuck, I'd say it's average
>>32606306>>32606316The anime actually has 2 banger ops in it...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBNras7TRVI
>>32606314If I asked them something embarrassing about you would you start blushing and smack your ass and tell it shhhh shut up
>>32606310You're not gonna be able to help meI'm just ventingI'm so sad and depressed and nothing is working I wish I could kill myself but my family would tear itself apart if I did that
GenderWhats your grandmother's maiden name?Whats you childhood pet's name?Whats your favourite colour?
>>32606319MNigga partyHomo thugWhite as snow
>>32606326it wouldn't even do any good, they wouldn't understand the subtle signal to quit explaining it... my hips are hopeless.
>>32606325Ill try to start watching that anime soon, I will my verdict sometime in the future.
>>32606332You should put an earplug up your butt so they can't hear your conversations
>>32606321Maybe my fingertip at most
>>32606292They will never help you, just do your thing. The persons here giving advice are not fit to do so.
>>32606327>You're not gonna be able to help meNegative thought pattern and you instantly just assumed that I couldn't help.As someone who suffered one of the highest and worst depressions and recovered I can give you this piece of advice. You are the only person who can save yourself, you are the only person who is going to be able to dig yourself out of this rut and if that is too scary and overwhelming, start small and build momentum over time.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loPrGiUxze8Like the song says, every darkness ends with morning light and even if you are terrified you should forever fight the tide.Good luck and god bless.
>>32606328KlappenschlatNįgger (censored to be safe :])Glaucous
>>32606336Why not your tongue tip?
>>32606339HP LOVECRAFT?!?!
>>32606302I'll rip your shit off if you ever disobey me.
>>32606338>deploying friend gather hereUhhh, I'm here for my friend?
>>32606346Awoooga
>gf stopped sending me emojis in our textsShe's gonna break up with me isn't she...
>>32606348You can always ask her about it...
FemanonsIf we were living togheter and i bought you 10 pairs of those, would you wear them for me at home?Kindly please
Women would you get the ick if your boyfriend asked you about your recent behavior
>>32606343TENTACLE RAPE
>>32606351nag, but they are called dolphin shorts...
>>32606352No, I would think he cares if I'm getting crazy.
I saw a girl throwing puppies into a river on pol and I couldn't stop laughing even though when I was a kid I witnessed some kids throwing puppies to house's underground water storage and it was very sad watching them struggle to stay afloat and live.
>>32606353I looked into the abyss and the abyss looked back and said "ayo, where da pussy at?"
>>32606351dolphin shorts? yeah? i wear them all the time. comfy as shit. like pajama pants but summer.
>>32606359Sexy femanon spotted >>32606355Yeah i never know how they are called
Help I have ADHD and I have laundry in the wash and dryer but I'm finding it very difficult to just go down and finish this shit....
>>32606304Wow 16.5 inches long, definitely huge.
>>32606362Faggot
>>32606364I don't know what a gay man has to do with any of this...
>>32606357I couldnt kill a puppyMy heart would just breakI would faster hurt a human T. Male anon
>>32606353...this gif is kinda making me horny. what's up with that?
>>32606367Ancient men conquered cities and put them to the fire and sword and you can't go down and take your laundry out... YOU ARE GAY!!!
Is money the only way an autistic 5'5 short guy like me is going to get a woman?
>>32606372Im autistic 6'2 kissless virgin if that helps you cope
>>32606372YesElon wouldnt breed if he didnt bribe women. His kids call him an incel.
>>32606372No, you can try having a personality that people like.
>>32606368I dont like people that prefer animals than humans
>>32606373It doesn't, you're just a mega loser that isn't tryingYou literally just have to talk to them and you'll get them, stupid lanklet
>>32606364people with adhd are stealth retards, they trade their ability to be able to do normal things easily and in return they are incredibly good at being first responders, soldiers, and can be incredibly good in creative jobs because they are better at identifying pattern like autists. Oh, also like autists they think in a web, instead of linearly, so they can be really good critical thinkers and can generate some cool ideas. But they can't do things like brush their teeth, go to bed on time, or manage time well.
>>32606314Hey femanon's hips! What is the meaning of life?
>>3260638042!
>>32606350How would I do that? I've asked "hey, is something wrong?" before to other women and it literally NEVER goes well. That might work in person but never through text
>>32606371Ancient men didn't do their laundry, women and slaves did that.
What correlates with body count? Can i measure womens skulls?
>>32606385If I was you and I notice a girl changed her behavior all I would say is>"Hey are you okay?">her response>"I've noticed you stopped using emojis, its why I asked.">her responseHow do you even function if you can't address a simple behavior change?
Just compeltely tore my face up. Hshahahahahaha I love having the most visible and damaging coping mechanism for stress
>>32606386Clothing is for cowards and women
>>32606378What if i told you i had women offer me hookups but i was too autistic to make IT happen
>>32606391you should cut yourself instead! or cut me to relieve your stress
>>32606392hey, don't lump me in with cowards! i may be a woman but i only wear clothes like 30% of the time!
Just fuck my shit up
Why do women here refuse to answer the Superman or Batman question.
Women how over is it if i stutter and i cant play it off in a funny way
>>32606391Damn that sucksI know this might sound stupid but lifting weights at gym sort of helped me out with mental health
>>32606386They did things a million times more difficult than laundry you have NO EXCUSE!!!!!
>>32606385Looks like no one told you, women will drop heavy hints and change their behavior on purpose when they want to talk about something specific that is bothering them or they are testing to see if you actually care for them or are paying attention to them. Just play dumb like you don't know why she is doing that and walk into the trap, it helps her vent or address something that is bothering her and it makes her feel better because you are intune and sensitive to her changes in behavior, indicating you care.
>>32606376I can't do that, I grew up bullied so I'm extremely pessimistic, act very cold towards everyone, and I trust no one
>>32606398No I'm tired of being ugly and making myself ugly. i always have scabs on my face it's ruining my life
>>32606391If I was your bf I'd hood your hands all the time so that you couldn't pick your face
>>32606405I do have an excuse, adhd, but it isn't going to get the laundry done. I just need a nudge to get started.
>>32606403Im a dude but scatman was also stutteringApparently his hit song was originally a vocal exercise to help him talk without stutteringhttps://youtu.be/Hy8kmNEo1i8?si=DJtgaAwCUcYza5NQ
>>32606401whats the question>>32606403my friend in high school had a stuttered. i once mocked him for it which i probably shouldnt have>>32606408what are you actually doing to your face?
>>32606369Hot
Girls Hi! Hello!
>>32606406I get wat you're saying but I need you to tell me what to say verbatim... I am extremely autistic
>>32606404I already go it doesn't help>>32606410:(
>>32606338You can't help in part because you're just a computer personBut I have bigger problemsI feel like I don't have a soulI'm joylessI'm lonely as fuck but have no desire to be near irl peopleIf a girl came to me tomorrow and be asked me out I'd say no and be annoyed she had the audacity to ask me outI don't like animals. Cats or dogsToo much damage to fixThere's an inner personality that I simply lack
>>32606411ADHD is not an excuse your WILL should be far stronger than that.
>>32606417Well what if she goes of script, then what?
>>32606414Who is hotter, which one would you pick.
>>32606388Count dicks while you're so fixated on the other ones that aren't yours.
>>32606423superman. batmans lame and grungy
>>32606414>what are you actually doing to your face?Picking
>>32606395I wouldn't care because my point will still stand regardless
>>32606419Mwah hope you get better babe
>>32606386Real men groom bush and stay nude under blankets.
>>32606421Bro I work 12 hour shifts all my life, I'm not going to get "stronger" by doing the laundry and your shit at motivating me to do it, so shit that I'm actually going to go do laundry just to get away from how shit you are at motivating me.
>>32606427like i said, do something else or get some meds to stop picking. at least put aloe vera or something on it
>>32606403...cute.....
>>32606433Put on an audiobook while you do your chores!
>>32606433And just like that it works
>>32606416Um hi
Is it harder to meet someone in college? Why almost nobody remembers college as fondly as high school?
>>32606379Majority of EMTs have ADHD or are High Functioning Autism, because their dopamine systems are so fucked up when their adrenaline pumps instead of their brain racing like a normal person, their brain gets flushed with dopamine that its deprived of and instead of freaking out they calm down. ADHD bros get a bad rap because they can be incredibly impulsive and abrasive to people but they are really good in high stress situations.
>>32606391I've been peeling the skin off my labia for 15 years. It's all bumpy with scar tissue now. :(>>32606319Fdemocratic socialist I guess
>>32606440>Is it harder to meet someone in college? No>Why almost nobody remembers college as fondly as high school?No idea why people in ESL land might think that, but most English speakers feel the opposite
>>32606440my high school memories are just me wishing I wasn't in high school surrounded by nigs
Women would you date a man with an off center cock
>>32606444I seen various shows and they always recall their high school days as the glory days.
>>32606419Im sorry to hear thisI would kiss your pretty face so you heal and hold you tight so you cant pick your face no more
>>32606440I went to community college so maybe that doesn't count but in my experience it was very isolating. People were there to pay attention to their classes, not talk, and as soon as class ended everyone fucked off so its not like you have downtime to hang out like you do in highschool.
>>32606448Are you from Asia?
>>32606422What would be off script? She either tells me something is wrong or she says nothing is wrong
>>32606446can you post an example
>>32606379>people with adhd are stealth retardsI know I'm a stealth retard, it's why I need someone to take care of me. Not in a "wipe my ass" kind of way but more a secretarial/motherly kind of way but I'm told that women hate that so I guess I'm just fucked to be a floundering retard for forever.
>>32604585This should be simple but my brain is mush rn.A: Is the "friend zone" an insult or an invitation?A+: Do most girls expect me to ruin other friendships for a chance at dating them?
Women what do you think of the new Architects song?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SoLPeFquLM
>>32606319MNational SyndicalistMWhite (Irish blood)
>>32606452In an ancestral way yes.
>>32606440college was depressing as fuck, and covid irreversibly made it even worse. most unis here have switched to online lectures, and when i did go irl one of my lectures for a 400 person class literally only had 4 people in it. everyone is dealing with depression as well, the one guy i did end up exchanging numbers with turned out to be gay and ghosted me. yes, college was the loneliest time in my life
>>32606450Do you wish you had gone to the other one?
>>32606440I was pretty much invisibleI never even learned the name of my roommate my junior year and I had 2 classes with him and his brother
>>32606455Like, it's slightly shifted to the right instead of being dead center
>>32606463I wish i had a career and had done something with my life. I don't particularly care about college as an avenue for socializing.
>>32606462Why couldnt you tell he was gay?
>>32606466Slightly? Probably doesn't matter. I wonder if it messes up your alignment when thrusting.
>>32606470Not really it just looks kinda weird
>>32606434ive tried everything. therapy even>>32606443>It's all bumpy with scar tissue now.Imagine that on your face >>32606449I'd do it the moment you left
>on duolicious>This girl sends me intro>She's almost a hikki girl, 20 yo>Lives with parents >Tells me about her lewd fantasies and how she thinks im such a handsome guy and how i resemble a knight?>Tells me shes a virgin>Tells me she chats with AI bots on regular>She seems pretty nice and smart>We send eachother memes often, and sometimes hornypost but thats about it>I suggested we should meet up some day>Seems very shy, found just one pic of her on social media>Shoots me down saying that her parents arent letting her out of home and are very strict:/Even when i find someone compatible, life finds a way to mess me upOR maybe she wasnt so interested to begin with
>>32606475You wouldnt leave my basement howeverbeit
>>32606476People actually use duolicious?
Do americans like saying uni in 4chan? I seen other anons use this term but I never seen american media people say uni.
>>32606481I sure as fuck don't say that fag shit.
>>32606481That's a normal ass term what country are you from
>>32606481university and college are interchangeable terms for the US. but college is more common. 4channers probably use the term uni more than average because they are exposed to international vocabulary
Femanons should I stay or should I go
@nons I am going to read Uncanny X-Men #1 (2024), i hope thats all right.
>>32606488If you stay there will be trouble. If you go it will be double.
>>32606481> seen other anons use this term cause im not american?
>>32606489>>32606488>>32606481Are you guys really so bored that you can't think of anything better to post
>>32606407Change, get some therapy and change.
>>32606489Comic books are for fags
>>32606481Media people dont use abbreviations because it looks less smart
>>32606484From one the below, I thought it was mostly euros and latins saying it.
>>32606490Other way around>>32606492I'm sorry I forgot I was only supposed to post quality things, let's get back to our regularly scheduled programming of baitposts and coomer shit.
>>32606492>Why won't the pathetic male jesters entertain me?
>>32606388STDs
>>32606481Idk about in Yurop but here college pretty much refers to just undergradA university has postgraduate programs
>>32606497Australia? You talk like a fucking immigrant.
>>32606493Therapy is a fake meme
WHAT DO I SAY TO MY GF TO LET HER KNOW THAT SHE'S CHANGED HER BEHAVIOR WITHOUT OFFENDING HER
>>32606499I feel stupid and contagious. Here I am now; entertain me.
>>32606480YeahIts a cool platform actuallyI had a bunch of chats, most of them went nowhere, obviously.Also the memes some femanons post are fucking hilarious
>>32606508post one of them
>>>/soc/33723287Gym creep looks like THIS?!
>>32606508I refuse to believe duolicious is anything else but a fed honeypot, I'm not going anywhere near that shit
I'm about to go to bed and I sincerely hope I die quietly in my sleep tonight
>>32606511Fat fuck
>>32606510
women is it an ick if a guy is actually excited about video games?
>>32606511Cut, you sausage munching slavic weirdo
Why do I find black women so ugly?
>>32606504You aren't American? How do immigrants talk?
>>32606514Here sleep with thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEMZIAeBO-E
>>32606520Everyone does
>>32606518You personally are ick
>>32606517not even slightly funny>>32606518I wish guys would get excited about games I like instead of the retarded shit they are into
>>32606519All true
>>32606520Because your brain is telling you that you're seeing a different species of human and you shouldn't breed with it
>>32606521I'm a leafLike you
>>32606527>I wish guys would get excited about games I like instead of the retarded shit they are intonta, but what games do you like and what retarded shit do they like?
>>32606492Are you saying comics are bad.
>>32606530Ew
>>32606527Name One Videogame.Ill wait.
>>32606527what games do you like?
>>32606523I’ve met men that don’t. Said men somehow always have a black GF too
>>32606530So Indian or Chinese, got it.
>>32605446What's your hip measurement?
>>32606530I thought you were American, Am two countries down.
>>32606527Nta but ok then what kind of gay shit so you play
>>32606531>>32606535>>32606540obscure indie games you've never heard of
>>32606533Yeah>>32606537No>>32606539That clears things up
>>32606437Recommend me an audiobook, I usually listen to youtube brainrot.>>32606438Did it really though? I doubt it.
>>32606520You associate blackness with masculinity
>>32606518How can anyone be excited for video games when it's mostly wokeshit garbage with ugly fat brown women? There's nothing to be excited for.
>>32606542Exactly, shit taste. Niggas will play nes Roms and faggot visual novels and act all high and mighty.
>>32606542like what?
>>32606542Try me>>32606546There are indies to be excited for, but anything shown at E3 or the Game Awards show go into the garbage.
I am going to read a comic goodbye
>>32606544It made toy get off your ass and do what you're supposed to, spite is a wonderful thing.
>>32606469wishful thinking probably. im bi as well so idm fruity guys>>32606481im australian so i interchange between the two when talking online
>>32606542I'm a depression quest fan
>>32606440>Is it harder to meet someone in college?No. It's very easy to make friends in college and pretty much everyone is dying to make a connection, so it takes zero effort to make a friend.>Why almost nobody remembers college as fondly as high school?I know a lot of people who think of college fondly, I think high school is just more care free.
>>32606544https://youtu.be/k8xK1MDTLSs?si=9E5BmZ56wskeiJRwOr if you really have a lot of time to spend listening https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL29ffiCorFlvtlyqf5k2nABvqn0afo84G&si=6hSUXPDxB4hzeaKKhttps://youtu.be/zg84olIrn-k?si=NVnkO1RYkhDTWLwg
>>32606548>>32606549Roadwarden, Pentiment, Mouthwashing, Eastshade, Drova, Slay the Princess, Landlord's Super, Legend of Grimrock 2
>>32606549Emi sex
>>32606552>It made toy get off your assIt really did "made toy get off your ass".... I will not redeem, just for you saaar
>>32606549Indies that will never get finished and the dev will just run with the money? Or better yet, some bullshit made by troons. Sooooo much to be excited for (that was sarcasm btw)
>>32606557>MouthwashingEvery streamer and their mother played this
>>32606557>you wan't know them>lists some of the most popular indie games out right now...Femanon... Fucking really.... You fucking pretentious poser :^)
>>32606561Indie is case-by-case not a whole cloth sector, you just have to git gud and not be a shitty casual that gets scammed easily. If you can't figure out what is and isn't a scam or won't get finished, you failed the IQ test.
>>32606562I don't watch streamers. I'm not some loser obsessed with e-celebrities and watching other people play video games
>>32606388I thought digit ratios did
>>32606559I hate autocorrect so goddamn much
>>32606512>I refuse to believe duolicious is anything else but a honeypot,Why?
>>32606567we got Ms Edgy McCool over her
>>32606514Sorry anon, I just say a shooting star and wished you a long life.
Women do you think men are big dumb hulking brutes
>>32606570nta but it totally sucks. there were like no guys in my home town even though i wrote i was looking for hookups i got no responses
>>32606457>Is the "friend zone" an insult or an invitation?Neither. They just lack sexual or romantic interest towards you while not hating you.>Do most girls expect me to ruin other friendships for a chance at dating them?You're free to do what you please.
>>32606561>paying for games to be developed while receiving nothing and not just checking in once every 3 to 6 months to see if it has updatedthe beauty is that games you are actually really interested in you will go and check on now and then because you are psyched about it, the added benefit is you save money as well.
>>32606575It's all women?
Need a femanon who will tease me all day and then when im extremely blueballed and sexually frustrated, tell me to piss off and shes not in the mood while secretly hoping i will tear the clothes off her
>>32606574no
>>32606570The feds secretly bought out 4chan around 2017 and this site has grown more hostile to it's users ever since.A dating site just for channers? You just know that shit is bait and the feds are waiting for you to bite.
Women would you date a man who had the voice of a 13 year old
>>32606574No, they're just people.
>>32606575>i was looking for hookupsHi
>>32606575Its a niche app what the hell did you thinkEspecially if you are euro you are on disadvantageIts like 80% us users
Why the fuck do I have a Brazilian accent when I speak Spanish? I’m American ffs
>>32606581>>32606584You nice femanons, maybe not crush your skull with big rock today
>>32606574like gym bros? sexy muscles, i like>>32606579what no?>>32606585hi, where you at
>>32606591A Midwest college town
>>32606588Estoy gringo jajajajjaj japuta xdddd
>>32606566It's hard to give a fuck about gaming for me anymore.I don't fucking like anything anymore
>>32604585May we try this, anon? I shall be at the gym, and I put the phone on, 'speaker,' when I see a beautiful number on whom I need to score. Then you take over and land her for me. OK?
>>32606588dunno, I turn into a Cuban with my deep voice
>>32606556Awesome, quick question though, you don't just listen and read the book at the same time?
women how grossed out would you be if i peed on you in the shower?
>>32606594I don't blame you, out of a handful of games that I can count on 1 hand I actually don't care about anything releasing and I've been going back to play old games I have again or games I never finished. Also into 3d printing and more irl stuff.
>>32606574Men are smarter than women
>>32606600No, I often listen while going to sleep, doing boring things that don't require much brainpower, like driving or the dishes, and such
>>32606319>GenderM>Political identityMost politicians and CEOs are demons>Gender identityLook up "John Money" if you're ever curious where this term originated >Race (composition if disgusting frankenstein monsterWhite, Norwegian
>>32606602yes, you can pee on me!
>>32606606Are you male or female?
>>32606351>That moundHot
>>32606609I am a man.
>>32606357Are you the cop?
>>32606614I don't have friends, but if I did have a friend, I'd like to think he would be like you.
>>32606575I don't imagine sex with a 4chan manon would be very satisfying
>>32606495No wonder white boys like them
>>32606512Is duolicious the 4chan dating app started by retards?
>>32606505How long did you try it?
>>32606624The closest thing that approximates to an actual women these days are femboys because we all know that real women don't exist anymore but whores sure do.
>>32606625>Is duolicious the 4chan dating app essentially yes, whether it was founded by retards or not is unclear
Bump >>32606222
>>32606605Anon was asking women, not other men
>>32606627Found the comic book reader
>>32606626I didn't but from everything I've heard it's absolutely useless for someone like me.
>>32606632ACKTUALLY ITS MANGA!!!
Women do you say things like:"Wohoo" or "Yipeee"?
Foids in early education fieldsOn a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being Casey Anthony, and 10 being Jared from Subway, how much do you love children?
I want to aggressively bleach a fat black woman with a huge ass but I don't want to date her, what should I do?
>>32606639It's weird how female pedos always look normal
>>32606639The worst thing about that case is that the kid has to pay child support and since the kid is a minor the kid's parents have to pay child support and she gets to live at home on their dime with an ankle monitor on her.
>>32606627>women are too whorish for me, that's why I fuck gay menMen really are funnier than women.
>>32606640Maybe don't be a degenerate?
>>32606639That's a rough 34.I'd say 5. I've never killed any but also never fucked any, I mostly take care of them.
>>32606647I don't know if you've noticed that every year more and more femboys are replacing women as top onlyfans earners, there's a reason for that.
>>32606652Who the fuck are these retards paying for porn?IT'S FUCKING FREE
>>32606652I've actually noticed the rapid transition (heh) of straight men dating femboys and trannies, or at least having sex with them, tons of celebrities and sportsball players have been caught doing it.
>>32606652I don't really pay a lot of attention about what fags paying for porn do, but thanks for letting me know that men are gayer and gayer every year.
>>32606656god i need a sportsball bf (ie a big dick and muscles)
>>32606655Simps mainly and/or idiots with money that they shouldn't have.
>>32606661There's only one gender and its male (with or without inverted penis) and femboys.
>>32606664If that's what you need to tell yourself to justify your homosexuality, that's okay by me.
>>32606630Its a mans job to correct women
>>32606661>>32606665I love how women flail around and try to use insults that they spend the last 3 decades trying to demonize and society to accept. They literally just disarmed themselves and now they are primed for replacing.
>>32606646I thought child support is dependent on who makes more money?
>>32606667no one cares about what women think anymore they lost that privilege when they decided that they decided to be men.
>>32606663what is it with retards with money always spending it in the worst ways possible I'm not that smart at all and I feel I could use their money much better.
women i've 2 of my female friends' downblouse. Thoughts?
>>32606667Calling someone who talks about wanting to fuck men "gay" is an insult?
>>32606672It you didn't think so you wouldn't be using it like one, bigot.
>>32606667There is a reason why women don't run society and ones ran by women collapse.
>>32606668>I thought child support is dependent on who makes more money?
>>32606674It's a really shit attempt to "keep men on the plantation"
>>32604593it does though
>>32606676I remember bringing up a point when my teacher back in high school was talking the Amazons in Greece and I said: what happened to their society?We all know what happened
>>32606672women want the sexuality to be as open as possible, they want to fuck as many men, women, animals, basically anything.Yet the moment the same starts to happen with men they have a chimpout over it, why? Because they know their only value is their body and their vaginas, they have always known this. Which is why they hypocritically talk about "love is love" and "everyone should be allowed to love who they want" but the moment anything threatens the only lever of power they have had left (sex) after destroying all the other ones, its all of a sudden "trad-con time" and "throw the gays into the fire".
>>32606667its getting so bad for women in the mental health department over the years after covid that literally there might be a day where there is no difference in dating a tranny or a woman as they will be on par.
What age are males sexually mature? Frankly i think never. They are exploited and manipulated by women their entire lives. Women extract everything from them in exchange for sex.
>>32606662Hi
>>32606666But the anon you responded to is a man?
>>32606693are you implying that she can't be a woman (male)? :3c
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>>32606685>women want the sexuality to be as open as possibleThey largely don't. Men have a much stronger desire to fuck around than women do, in my experience.I don't think we should burn gays alive or anything, I just don't really care about what gay men think or do and I don't know why you're trying to talk me into caring. It's fine you like men, but I don't really have any reason to care about their sexual desires or preferences, since it does not impact my life in the slightest.
>>32606699fucking femboys is straight, it isn't gay, its just a better alternative to women such as yourself.
>>32606702MAnon, you're gay.
>>32606702>fucking femboys is straightNo, it isn't. Being attracted to and fucking men is gay. I don't care about what preferences gay men have, I'm a woman.
>>32606706Wrong
>Euro hours>manons start acting like fagsEverytime
>>32606684It... Never existed?
>>32606707It is straight, gay men don't have sex with femboys
>>32606707He's actually right, did you know gay men date gay asian men the least? The reason why is that asian men are considered so effeminate that its actively a turn off to other gay men. They complain about it all the time.
>>32606702I got news for you, that makes you gay
>>32606702Homosexual acts are homosexual>>32606697Yes. Trannies are either insane or predators
>>32606712Everyone who has sex with femboys is gay or bisexual. Fucking a man makes you gay or bisexual.>>32606713Effeminate men are men.
>>32606714It makes you wrong>>32606716wrong>>32606717and wrong
>"no one cares about trannies or femboys">instant cope when told having sex with femboys is straightIts almost like women are just lying to us about not caring about them...
>>32606679>Anon wants off the plantation so he can sneak into the woodshed with Tyrone
>>32606719Men having sex with men is homosexual by definition
>>32606729All sex is homosexual, women are men now.
>>32606711Shhhhh! Don't tell him.
>>32606733>women are men nowNo, I don't believe that tranny bullshit.
>>32606722>instant copeYou're the only one coping. Women are women, men are men, fucking men makes you gay.
>>32606736so fucking a woman that looks like hulk hogan is straight, got it. Glad we cleared that up.
>>32606722sex with trannies is straight, sex with femboys isnt
>>32606739>>32606742No, it just honestly exposes that your gay because the inverse of a femboy is a masculine woman and you would fuck that with no problems and say its straight. Meaning you are attracted to men.
Too much ragebait
>>32606745Its just a bunch of closet gays admitting that they want a mustached woman on steroids to treat them like the women they want to be.
>>32606742Pretty sure both are gay
>>32606741>so fucking a woman that looks like hulk hogan is straight, got it. Glad we cleared that up.A woman couldn't look like Hulk Hogan.But I remember hearing this verbatim from the bottom G, Andrew Tate himself.I always suspected his fans were faggots.
>>32606744I'm a straight woman. I wouldn't fuck a masculine woman because I'm straight. I also wouldn't fuck a feminine man, because I don't like femininity.You like men. I don't know why you try to say otherwise.
>>32606749So you admit defeat and pivot to the person who made the old argument popular, kek. What a fag, this guy wants to fuck a woman that looks like a man!>>32606750women fuck anything so this is just a lie to me
>>32606748the men i have sex with are all straight. gay guys arent attracted to my body (ive asked)
>>32606752>women fuck anything so this is just a lie to meExcept losers like you?
>>32606749The point is that your actually gay and you are trying to hide it because if fucking a man dress as a woman is gay, the inverse would be straight, meaning you just admitted to being gay.
>>32606752>women fuck anythingYou guys complain about how women don't fuck you at all times lolI am not lying, I only ever wanted to fuck masculine, attractive men I was in a relationship with.
>>32606754I've never had sex period because the majority of women in this era have been of inferior quality.
>>32606756I was gonna respond to this but its just a cope post
>>32606758yes and not because youre actually an incel
>>32606756Based
>>32606755>your actually gay>if fucking a man dress as a woman is gay, the inverse would be straightYou didn't say anything about clothing.Yeah, a man fucking a tomboy is straight, a man fucking a femboy is gay
Next Thread is baked>>32606696
>>32606576I meant friend-zoning a girl as a guy but I guess the same applies. I'll try to explain the situation the only way I know how.>mid friend of mine has a break-up>truth is I always liked the ex>ex asks if she could follow me to fastfood>I agreed, since it's just two friends eating>she didn't eat anything, just sat with me and talked >pivots any conversation involving friend>realize this isn't just two friends eating>talk about inane sh!t until the place literally closes >hasn't been a week since the break up>I want to put her on hold so he can move on>feel like I might be the reason they broke up>women bad? me bad? what do!?Would it be better to text her secretly? him? Part of me feels like blowing her off for this stunt, still they never seemed serious so idk. I just know I have to pump the brakes somehow or I'll feel like a total dick. Or maybe I should just embrace it?
>>32606762Correct
>>32606768Yeah so a man fucking a woman who is built like hulk hogan, sounds like hulk hogan, and has facial hair is straight because you want to fuck men, makes 100% sense.
