ITT We ask the opposite gender anything. (Almost anything! - see below).This thread doesn't have any thread-specific rules. But there are rules that apply to the /adv forum, and which are (sometimes!) enforced here, that you might like to note. For example:- No NSFW images.- No racism (only allowed on /b/).- No trolling, ragebait, pretending to be retarded, etc. (Also only allowed on /b/).- No avatar posting or signatures, and no posting pictures of yourself or personal details.(There is another ATOGA thread on /soc/ - if you feel the need to post contact details or toonme images, post them there; you are allowed to link to a post in that thread from here.)Some things that can be posted here, but there are definitely much better places to talk about them:- Anything that isn't either a question, or a reply to another poster. (Take all blog posts to Plebbit, please).- Politics (try /pol/).- Gender wars or incel rants (try /r9k/).- Discussion of LGBT issues (try /lgbt/).- Miscellaneous ranting and venting. (Elsewhere on /adv/ there is a thread called GIOYC - Get It Off Your Chest - which is the best place for that.)If you have a technical, scientific, medical, or legal question, post here if you like, but you'll probably get better answers if you start a separate thread on /adv/.Please help to make the thread better by REPORTING off-topic, low-quality, or rule-breaking posts!Finally, if you're thinking of starting a new thread:- Please don't, unless the current thread is either at least on page 9, or the image count is at least in the 130s.- Remember to include all this stuff in the OP.- Check the catalog immediately before you post to make sure you aren't creating a duplicate thread.- Remember to link back to the previous thread (this one) and also post a link to the new thread here.Previously on ATOGA: >>33570358
>>33573441Hello womenWhy the fuck are you 4chan
>>33573448Because it's entertaining???
>>33573448ON 4CHAN*
men, stop pretending to be women
>>33573448>Why the fuck are you 4chanWE ARE 4CHAN!
[Reposting cause I got no replies]Hi Atoga, M here.So, I'm invited to a family event thing, and in this family event thing comes my cousin. So, my cousin is a bit younger than me, and he's on special needs, and he has a private tutor who's this really cute girl who's a few years older than me.This girl is treated like family by my uncle and aunt and she often comes during family events such as the one I'm going to. She's REALLY cute but I never got the chance to talk to her. Would it be inappropriate to ask for her number out during this event?
I am wary of women but avoid displays of overt hostility.
>>33573461Not my problem.
>>33573460YES it would be inappropriate
>>33573460yes
>>33573466>>33573465Why tho
>>33573465>>33573466I kinda expected this answer, but can you at least tell me WHY it would be inappropriate? We're not related and we're of similiar age.
>>33573458I’m a scared little boy pretending to be a man.
What is it with this meme of blaming the entire collective opposite gender for your own bad choices and ineptitude? Is it funny?
first for the femtards
Come tomorrow my computer will be built and I will never go outside again
>>33573474Just more convenient than taking responsibility.
>>33573458How else am I gonna get (You)s?
MenCan you get horny on command ?
>>33573472you would be jeopardizing your special needs cousin's tutor's relationship with your family just to get your dick wet
>>33573448To tease moids
>>33573472You’ve literally never talked to her beforeAnd what >>33573482 said
>>33573483Teasing moids is my favorite hobby too
>>33573482How would that be jeopardizing? If I hypothetically dated this girl, how would that change her work as a private tutor for my cousin?
>>33573481it depends on how who gives the command and how authoritative they aregenerally yes
>>33573474But moids really did ruin my life
>>33573481
>>33573481What makes you think I am not horny at nearly all times?Noob...
>>33573478I don't see how.
>>33573498Tf is this hand
>>33573492>>33573483What do you mean with teasing moidsLike us men we already shit on each other here all the time. What exactly do you mean with teasing
>>33573448Because I can
>>33573472You're unreasonably putting her in a very awkward position, and worse yet, at a family function.
>>33573489Because you would fuck it up and make it uncomfortable for her to be around the familyYour aunt and uncle would be fucking pissed
>>33573498Poop under the nails
>>33573498I don't like them
>>33573481No, we're always horny. Except for that twenty minutes or so of post nut clarity.
>>33573498ugly>>33573481No. Easily, but not on command.
>>33573500Pure attraction.
>>33573493Lol, I was thinking of this exact same thing.
Either genderIf you’ve lost your virginity, how was your first time?If you haven’t, does it matter for you if your partner is a virgin?
>>33573508thats deliberate, so when i scratch you it gets infected and kills you
>>33573498I'll give the fake talons a pass because I really like the colours.
>>33573505>>33573506Hm, I see your point now.It's a shame. She is REALLY cute.
>>33573516Lmao that pic
>>33573519is she even single
>>33573516FIt was good
>>33573516>If you haven’t, does it matter for you if your partner is a virgin?M. No, IF it ever happens (it won't) I assume she won't be.
>>33573516M>how was your first time?Bad
>>33573516f, unhinged
>>33573516MUgh it was okay, not romantic at all really I was 15 and she was my friend and ugh she asked if I wanted to be FWB. She had a lot of experience and I didn't tell her I was a virgin. We just fucked and fucked and fucked until she said she wanted to fuck other people. Also I was constantly joking around the whole time and making her laugh while we were having sex.
>>33573520Can I get one these for my diet, please?
>>33573519Don't listen to the women. Do it. Who cares if you fuck it up. No one outside you and her will know if you were to fuck it up. People get into relationships all the time because they have met through a relative
>>33573516MFunky with slightly bit difficult communication.
>>33573525Why
>>33573530Just date me and I'll eat all the food off your plate.
>>33573492What happened? And you better not be fucking with me.
>>33573516FIt doesn’t matter if he has experience, it’s probably good if he does
>>33573527What happened that your first time was "unhinged"??
>>33573516m it was nice. I wouldn't do it again though, kek
>>33573516MIt was awkward, uncomfortable, generally unpleasant. It was also special and I’ll never forget it.
>>33573538I was sleeping with a guy that had a crush on me to get back at my bf, I was on my period, I made out with another guy that was there right after and then went to the circus.
>>33573517Gross you disgusting thing
>>33573544>then went to the circus.Sounds more like you are the circus.
good morning atoga i still love my chadlet bf
>>33573543Why
>>33573544JH coded post.
>>33573544Thats not unhinged. You're just a cheating whore.
I think for the first time I have heard a woman say their type and it basically was a description of me, should I take this as a sign there is anyone that would want me? Ex's said I have the vibes of a dad, seemed like a negative. Also being an engineer(not high pay) was a turn off to people when trying to date since the stereotype is having zero social life or anti fun or something.
>>33573517I bet your hands are not pretty enough to warrant that.
>>33573535Sexually assualted me
>>33573448>you 4chanWe are legion.
>>33573553Oh fuck off.
>>33573544wife material
>>33573483>>33573488Only femcels and worthless rape victims say "moids"
>>33573549Yes, the irony is not lost on me.>>33573554Which is unhinged.
>>33573521How am I supposed to know?>>33573531Nah, not doing anything is the most reasonable thing to do. Plus I doubt I'd get to have a private moment with her at the event to even ask it.
>>33573562Moid is a term of endearment
I need him
>>33573564>ironyI wouldn't realyl call it ironic.
>>33573565Ok I only wanted to stir up drama. Youre right in not asking her because there are many other cute women that you could ask instead without causing family drama
>>33573569https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtKZKl7Bgu0
>>33573558Your life isn't ruined, you can go to therapy and feel better.
>>33573570I don't really care what you would call it.
>>33573516f, my first time was mutually awkward, we fucked for like 40 minutes, got bored, and ended up calling it quits and getting fast food.
>>33573576Damn, you are in a great mood today, eh.
>>33573498My ring is too big now.Sparkly bitchessss slayyyy
>>33573581>white finger hairHag spotted
>>33573558I'm sorry that happened to you. That is unfortunately a not uncommon one.
>>33573581married? what would charlie say?
>>33573580I actually am. But I have no interest in going over how being a slut is bad with anons.
>>33573580Stop talking to a waking circus lmao
>>33573582You're just going to get the dox spammer with such a reply. lol
>>33573481>Can you get horny on command ?When I was younger, pretty much, yeah. Assuming I wasn't incredibly sleep-deprived or ill.
>>33573560No. :)
>>33573585Being a slut is good, and fun. Whore out anons! Dump those titties
>>33573584That's my left.
>>33573585>I actually am.Mhm, sure.>>33573586I wasn't going to talk much more, since she was so uninterested.
>>33573516I've lied to people for decades that I'm not a virgin but I really am and nearly everyone around me is not. I have no idea is I could hold an erection or even be intimate without being extremely awkward, I cannot succeed in getting dates(since highschool) or hookups or sex or friends so not like I'll find out.
>>33573585Being a slut isn't the bad thing here. Nothing wrong if fucking around. Whats bad that you're a cheater. You really are retarded
Men:Would you want her?Women:Would you wanna be her?
I've been seeing this girl for only a month or so but I'm having a hard time sending her a 'breakup' message. Am I cooked? In person it has been all smiles so I don't think she will see this coming. The main reason I'm worried is that she lives alone and doesn't really seem to have any close friends and I feel terrible about the whole thing, but it feels worse to drag it out when I know it's not going to work long-term. Femanons, any advice on literally anything would be appreciated
>>33573598MI don't know anything about her.
>>33573598>would you want to be brown No, lol
>>33573598>Would you want her?Yes I want Casca
>>33573598>>33573601This
>>33573598FNo I want to be me
>>33573598my boobs are bigger and my thighs are smaller but i can fix that
>>33573598MNah I like pale girls
>>33573598MNot inherently, she looks fine though
>>33573598>Would you want her?I don't know anything about her.
>>33573601>>33573603>insecure white girlslol
>>33573598M. Would.
How do you tell a foid there's no recovering a past relationship after she's trashed herself without harming her?Let me ask the question in a second wayFoids, what do you need said from an ex you're trying to get back with if he knows he can't love you again because of what you've become without it making things worse?
I was sad that I don’t get horny anymore but I started ovulating and now I’m just miserable but horny I hate being alone
>>33573613just break up and be alone babes. that girl does not need you and will happily skip off to chad when you're gone!
need a fit blonde gf so bad to mog people at the beach together...
>>33573611*women's okcupid responses chart*
>>33573516MIt was good but I got a bit of whiplash from being pornsick and seeing what actual intimacy looked like it was so distracting that I didn't know how to act
>>33573613Found this pic of you. Try growing a pair of balls.
>>33573615Hate being alone enough to chat with a maleanon in private?
>>33573598Ugly face, no.
>>33573615>now I’m just miserable but horny I hate being aloneHighly relatable.
>>33573613Retardedly loaded question aside, what is wrong with just saying "I am not interested in you anymore"?
>>33573598she's physically attractive in her unique way but women who take selfies like that for internet redflags her for me. I'm not "wanting" in any way
>>33573598MI'd fuck her yeah, but too brown for me to have a relationship with
>>33573613>an ex you're trying to get back withCan't relate
>>33573615Sext with somebody.
>>33573617men how do i make my back look like this
>>33573613why's she digging through the trash like that
>>33573626Anglo pink-toned girls are so fucking ugly it's unreal.
>>33573626That's stupid.
>>33573516Mit was horrible, turned me off sex and still havent recovered>does it matter for you if your partner is a virgin?it would be preferable of course, but its not realistic in this world
>>33573629If you come over, I can teach you.You wouldn't be the first student.
>>33573613Tell them to neck themselves or move on.
>>33573621>>33573628Sexting will only make me feel worse
>>33573599>>33573613femcel demoralization propaganda
>>33573629a little bit of steroids
>>33573629do exercises that work your back muscles and dont be fat
>>33573626Very sexy nails.>>33573636Then you have the wrong mindset.Find somebody to sext with and want to move on IRL.
>>33573489A good rule of thumb is, don't hit on women in their place of work, and don't ask out a co-worker. In this case, your family is the institution that employs her, and the family event is her work-place. The reason you shouldn't hit on a woman at work is because if she's not interested she can't get away from you or tell you to get lost without causing problems at work.The reasons you don't hit on co-workers are 1) if she's not interested, the two of you still have to work side by side, and now it's awkward, and 2) if she initially says yes and then the two of you have a really bitter break-up later, the two of you then have to work side by side while going through that.You don't work in your family, but she does, and you spend a lot of time there, so it's the same principle. Basically, if things go bad between you and her, either the two of you will have to keep on seeing each other while it's bad, or she'll have to quit her job and leave your brother without support.
>>33573626
>>33573629>>33564424
>>33573635>neck themselvesOnly femcels say that.
I love her legs and tummyYes would impregnate>>33573598
>>33573640I did and he ghosted me
>>33573629Rows and pullupsA lot of rows and pullupsAnd dont be fatThis chick probably lifts for good couple years though
I will not succumb to your Snowbunny Mind Control. I want my kids to look like me. Fuck off, white devil whores.
>>33573648Find another one, one who is a better fit.Sobbing over lost chances is ok for a bit, but it won't help you having a nice time in the future.
>>33573640you should see her mom
>>33573448It's the only social media I use
>>33573645I'm only a femcel at heart in a lonely broken nans body. Femcels are just hyper sensitive autists who cannot handle social interactions outside expectations nor within expectations. Like a cat that wants rubs but scratches you as soon as you do.
>>33573649this is my aestetic for today but my coveralls are pink
>>33573656poser
>>33573641>The reason you shouldn't hit on a woman at work is because if she's not interested she can't get away from you or tell you to get lost without causing problems at work.OOOOH NOOOO THAT GUY WHO IS NOT ATTRACTIVE GAVE ME A COMPLIMENT AND NOW I CAN'T TELL HIM TO THROW HIMSELF IN FRONT OF TRAFFIC WITHOUT GETTING IN TROUBLE!!!11!!11 HELP THIS IS LITERALLY RAPE!!11
>>33573652I’m tired of looking
>>33573599Just rip off the band aid. The longer you wait the worse it will be.
>wake up>Brvtal morning wood>No femanon to put my pp between her thighs or buttocks to make it calm downLife is suffering
>>33573653Her character is so repulsive, the looks can never make up for it.>>33573655>broken nansFunny.>>33573660Unless you got 60+, you got no excuse imo.Put up a profile somewhere you feel good about and then work it.
>>33573529Sounds like mega fun to laugh during sex.
>>33573644>her backHoly shit. Is this how footfags feel when they see feet?
>>33573658?
>>33573665It definitely was lol.
>>33573620>>33573624>>33573635I won't be like that.>>33573627It'd be a lot easier if she was like that.>>33573630I don't know. She told me once a long time ago, and be mindful that it was rare for her to be open and honest- "I'm afraid of never finding someone else who loves me as much as you do."
Best part of girls back is when she has developed good spinal erectors (the 2 long muscles that run around lower back that flex when you arch ass up)Backshots time!
>>33573651unrelated by why the term snowbunny? it's such a cute endearing term but it has a negative connotation right?
>>33573659Imagine you're working customer service, and your number one work priority is being polite to customers; if you're ever rude, you'll be fired on the spot. Now imagine one of the customers is a gay man who is hitting on you, and refuses to take the hint and leave you alone. Is that a comfortable situation for you?
>>33573670>I'm afraid of never finding someone else who loves me as much as you doSo she just wants you because you are the only one that made her feel wanted? Lol.
>>33573672Nothing negative about wanting to be a single mom with a niglet!
>>33573663We all know just sandwiching it between our thighs/butt isn't enough for you
>>33573669I can imagine. Where you from anon
>>33573679California wbu?
>>33573677I get that you're racist but it isn't really relevant to the question I asked
>>33573516F. Assuming we're counting mouth stuff as losing virginities, I was a junior in highschool and just got with my bf at the the time. To celebrate us being official, I dragged him outside during lunch to blow him. It was awkward but I was too high on having a hot bf to care at the time.
the most disappointing thing about atoga is not the hate or stupiditybut the talks that just suddenly stopthat is honestly the thing that makes me the most depressed in hereand yeah i realize nobody here has any obligations but that does not change how i feel about it ok
>>33573678I have been found out...But realistically, i hope shes attracted to me so when she feels im like that she does help me out
>>33573685Try being more engaging and entertaining.
>>33573684High school slut!>Wish that were me getting blown
>>33573688you know thats not it
>>33573681Nice, well... Not that nice considering how screwed USA is right now, specially LA and commiefornia. I'm from latin america hehe, how old are you?
>>33573685are you trolling? i usually get bored and suddenly stop responding to weird negativity / bad vibes / argumentative anons that twist everything you say
>>33573691The whole point of coming here is so you can abandon conversations you don't want to continue on a whim. Imagine trying to have a one on one conversation with someone that can't take a hint that they are boring you.
>>33573689Junior high school is middle school.She was gargling balls at 12 years old.
>>33573685ghosting and rejection will always hurt
>>33573685You guys really should be asking more heartfelt questions instead of spamming bullshit and allowing the trolls to gain reactions. Because we can't hold conversation on one topic for forever.
>>3357366460+ what ?
>>33573689I mean, I was ironically the prude of my friend group. Spending time with girls who shoplifted and sex with all kinds of people probs didn't do me any favors growing up. Retroactively, I realize I just liked being with the popular kids as the token non-white.
>>33573691you're right. it's because you're short, and we can tell from the way you type
>>33573692Haha yeah it's kinda crazy here, idk if it will get better but my family has lived here for generations.Do you like it where you live in Latin America?I'm 28 lol, what about you?
>>33573695You are retarded. Being a junior in highschool means you're three years into highschool.
>>33573696>inb4 "rejection is worse than rape" anon claims this thread is traumatizing him daily
>>33573695Learn to read it says junior in high-school
>>33573695>>33573699Thats crazyWe have a term for that in Poland There was even a movie about underage girls who hanged out around shopping centers blowing strangers for expensive clothing
>>33573707See >>33573704. I was 17.
>>33573705following the analogy, he comes crawling back every night to get raped by crowds of faceless women and then vehemently maintains he hates hates hates that they do it
>>33573707What movie?
>>33573702I don't know why but people who I trust have always told me that when they reach the states there's always a black cloud hanging over it. Huh! Nice, someone sorta close to my age, im 33 though. K like it over here, specially if you have money you live well enough. Have you ever vacationed around latin america?
>>33573712this sounds like a degenerate hentai comic
>>33573712>comes crawling back every night to get raped by crowds of faceless women and then vehemently maintains he hates hates hates that they do itI've read this doujin...
MANONSDO YOU HAVE TIGHT HIP FLEXORS??
>>33573720Yes i do>>33573713Galerianki
>>33573595I’ve done that too
>>33573693>>33573694>>33573700not the type i meant>>33573696i dont classify it as such
BWC alert.
>>33573727WHERE?
>>33573707In Japan they call it enjo kousai.
>>33573728At my home
>>33573685Weird, I'm the opposite. I like the one and done, short exchanges. I enjoy the engaging, personal conversations I infrequently have here, but having the person say "alright thanks for the conversation, bye" feels too real and conclusive.
>>33573720Tighter than a snare drum.
>>33573727pass
>>33573714>I don't know why but people who I trust have always told me that when they reach the states there's always a black cloud hanging over it.Yeah a lot of them are lied to about what it's really like here, an idealized version that doesn't exist so that makes sense.>Nice, someone sorta close to my age, im 33 though.Nice>K like it over here, specially if you have money you live well enough.Yeah that is what I always hear, I hope life is going well for you.>Have you ever vacationed around latin america?I did visit Mexico a couple times as a kid, I've always wanted to visit more countries in Latin America though and explore the outdoors, I've really been wanting to visit the Amazon I think that would be incredible.
>>33573727Post face
>>33573731i might be selfish in how i feelbut you are definitely selfish too
>>33573516Technically still a virgin but I fooled around with a girl who lived with me for a semester. It was fun but we both resisted different aspects of sex not wanting to fully commit due to knowing our other incompatibilities with one another. We are both still virgins and chat, though we live on different continents.Like the other anon said there was a lot of laughter which I think is probably something I want to experience more of.Idk if she has to be a virgin, but I'd prefer someone who's only had sex in relationships at a minimum. I don't know if I'm finding a 27yo virgin chick lol
My GF feels sore after I finger her. She says the area around the outside of her pussy feels like it's chafed. She is very hairy down there and I use lots of lube. And I do mean lots of lube. I think I might be accidently pulling her hair as I rub her pussy. Am I just bad, does she need to trim her hair, or is there something else I can try? I like her the way she is
>>33573730this bitchshe has MILES of dick spooled neatly away in storage rooms while others starve
Honestly i wish he got me pregnant and ruined my life
>>33573720Yes very tight
>>33573736Oh, for sure. Either way, we're expecting a lot from a platform and people that owe us less than nothing.
Women:Do big tits run in your family?
>>33573744expectations or not it still is sad when somebody acts that way
>>33573730AM OMW
>>33573746F. Not particularly. I'm definitely the flat black sheep, though.
>>33573746Hah no
>>33573740aint that the dreamloml consumed by passion in the heat of the moment and welding himself to you permanently
People itt often assume that there are MTFs here but desu I think we're more likely to get FTMs.
>>33573740This is when I fuck femanon I'm going to cum inside without permission. Letting me stick my dick in her cunt is literally consent to be bred.
>>33573734Yeah, life is good, thank you for the warm wishes and I wish you also the best. Hope you're making bank and having a good time. People know usa is screwed but they go for the money, since a paycheck can feed their village for a month or something. Huuuuh you wanna go to the Amazon? Man that would be a cool trip, but yeah imagine the creepy crawlers and the bugs bigger than your head. You like any hobby? Other boards you frequent besides adv?
>>33573746Yes
>>33573750>blackN-
>>33573720Yes I sit at a desk for 8-10 hours a day. I stretch and workout but it still sucks.
>>33573746Yes but I don't have big tits.
>>33573746YesBut that gene skipped me
>>33573740Honestly same. I could be a mother right now and would've babytrapped his rich, hot ass. Literal dream scenario minus the onesidedness.
>>33573764I realized afterwards that it was going to be used as a race joke.
>>33573771I did this.
>>33573770>>33573769>>33573750HmmmmI'm #noticing something...
wow. there's zero questions in this thread worth answering other than 'why are you on 4chan.' what an absolute flop of a thread so far.
Does dopamine detox work? I feel ADHD though I am not, and tired. I'm thinking about not using the Internet for two weeks to see how my brain reacts.
>>33573757>Yeah, life is good, thank you for the warm wishes and I wish you also the best.I'm glad to hear that, and thank you.>Hope you're making bank and having a good time. Well I'm having a good time hahaha, the cost of living is just too high here.>People know usa is screwed but they go for the money, since a paycheck can feed their village for a month or something.Yeah definitely>Huuuuh you wanna go to the Amazon?Yes I think it would be the coolest.>Man that would be a cool trip, but yeah imagine the creepy crawlers and the bugs bigger than your head. I'm already mentally preparing to be eaten alive by bugs lol.Would you go into the Amazon wilderness for fun?>You like any hobby? Other boards you frequent besides adv?Yeah I hike and swim, I like to go to concerts with friends and go to raves, I am also really into vintage clothing.I go on /fa/ pretty regularly.What about you? And I was wondering if you want to exchange contacts?
>>33573779Nope>>33573777Wooow, you sure turned things around with your quality post
>>33573777Yep.
>>33573776That femcels are often pale neets who don't eat much and thus never developed big tits?You're like a decade late.
>>33573777You ask a question then
>>33573685It is like real life interactions m8.You speak to a rando and once people have said all they need normally they stop.
>>33573777Nice trips, lucky faggot.I am keeping my weaponized ultra horny questions to myself for now. But I might start firing from all cylinders in about half an hour after dinner.
Does anyone else find it funny that people from communities all over the internet came together to sign a petition based solely on their shared desire to piss off Jason Hall?
>>33573782>NopeAny better ideas? I don't loose anything just trying...
>>33573684F I did something similar in middle school
>>33573791Nobody knows who that is.
>>33573793>better ideasYeah, there is no solution and no short cuts. You simply have to learn to do the dumb shit and endure hating every moment of it.
>>33573791Who tf is that and how do I sign the petition?
>>33573723It is too common and very painful to hold in. I want to let the people I lied to that still talk to me know but it hurts to much to bring up.
>>33573516FI want my partner to be a virgin.
Favorite weapon in Doom?
Girls, what is your idea of good dirty talk from a guy?
>>33573803Any honest compliments really. I don't know if that counts...
>>33573481Nope. Need some form of stimulation that does not involve genitals. A cuddle and a tease (that is not a tease) work miracles.>>33573483>>33573488Ouch.
>>33573803Compliments, raunchy descriptions of how I feel to him, what he wants me to do to him, and what he want to do to me.
>>33573448I have a lot of free time right nowAlso I enjoy talking to men, sue me
>>33573481YesA flirty smile or pose will suffice
>>33573798>who is thatStreamer/fake game dev/nepobaby/compulsive liar/confident retard. Goes by PirateSoftware.>how do I signLive in the EU and time travel back a few months to when it was still open.
>>33573738Could her skin be reacting badly to the lube?
>>33573818Literally who?
>>33573814>sue meI'll take you up on the offer and sue you for very perverted sex games!
>>33573738You just don't make her horny enough, so you have to rub too hard and long. Try being more teasy.
>>33573818>Goes by PirateSoftware.Could have just used the name people have maybe actually heard before, but no, you little autist had to act like a special little snowflake.
>>33573516>If you haven’t, does it matter for you if your partner is a virgin?Still a virgin, and no, it does not matter one bit. However, i would prefer for my partner to be a bit more experienced than me, or inclined to being dominant (that is leading).
>>33573814>I enjoy talking to menThank you for your service.
>>33573801FThe original?Plasma gun. Overall, obviously super shotgun.
good morning everyone time for some coffee
>>33573822I actually rarely talk about sex, or it's more of a clinical approach. It's something I'd like to work on with the right guy>>33573826Thank you for obliging me!
>>33573781How's vintage clothing? Like armour and stuff? (lmao in just kidding but honestly, that's something that should come back in terms of /fa/). Oh no, I don't like humid places, I live in one. Sure! Drop your email and we can link up through there.
>>33573818why do you guys hate him so much? he seems pretty chill. the mic thing is funny tho i'll give you that. heard his real voice at the streamer awards and laughed
>>33573799More than anything I tend to avoid trying but being autistic still gets in the way.
>>33573829Good morning saar
>>33573448same reason as u bb
>>33573801MJust the regular shotgun. It's reliable for what it is, even if it doesn't deal crazy damage.
>>33573779Just cut the distractions and do whatever you have to do in small bites. Like clock 1m and stop 30sec then you up that to 3/1, 15/5. Don't try and do two things at the same time also
>>33573829I swear caffeine has no effect on me. I can drink a can of Celsius at 9pm and sleep just fine.
>>33573835It's been unavoidable. The closest person I am to online and at all told me that they are strongly considering suicide and I don't feel Ok feeling like we were closer because I had lied about having relationships and relationship troubles that ended up being similar to theirs. If we both lied that just makes it worse.
>>33573813>ComplimentsHot. I bet I could get you going just by saying “dinner was so great, you always do an amazing job in the kitchen” huh?
>>33573448I can be horny at strange men without putting myself in danger or having it impact my social situation.
I’ve started seeing a friends with benefits less because of life and stuff. Last time we met up , she suddenly brought up times she’s had sex with other men while we haven’t talked (like 2 months). She’s never really done that before, and we were talking about what was going on during that time. She didn’t say it like in a straight voice, more so in like a joking “haha isn’t that crazy” voice. But it wasn’t a one off line either. Why?
>>33573846Unironically, yes. I must be retarded.
>>33573851No, don’t be down on yourself, it’s unique and really cute. It’s something that makes you special.
>>33573841Yeah but I have no motivation and I feel like shit. Maybe I'm brainrotted. Maybe this needs a more radical approach...I have this constant desmotivation and brainfog. I don't even feel lonely or depressed. I just feel empty. I am on meds that are supposed to help. I think it's my lifestyle? Maybe being chronically online and drinking alcohol really fucked my brain up.
>>33573833Arrogance and incompetence are a perfect combination for making people dislike you. Particularly when you try to fuck over a popular initiative based on your flawed understanding of an entire industry that you claim to be an authority on.
>>33573660How old are you in the first place?
>>33573850Your absence had consequences. People aren't just toys you can put away at your convenience.
>>3357385625
>>33573847That's me, I'm the strange men!
>>33573853I know what you're doing, and it won't work.
>>33573850You should go get tested
>>33573860And that's why we love you.
>>33573727Handpost for attention
>>33573854Also big doses of caffeine. I am addicted but it does not make me feel as good as before...I'm 20yo. Am I cooked?
>>33573861I figured. You’re too smart for compliment bombing to work. Such a sharp girl.
>>33573854Motivation comes after you start. Try cutting whatever is distracting you and doing whatever you need to do for a minute. And then you repeat
>>33573863
>>33573738Could be a reaction to the lube/condom too. But also, are you callused and rough handed?
>>33573746Not on my mom's side.>>33573754Also true because birdy transed for a minute, also had another detrans ftm poster.
>>33573863Speak for yourself, trannoid
>>33573867Hilarious.
Women, it just started raining outside.Hope you are getting wet safely instead.
>>33573843This (your opinion) is a pet peeve of mine.Caffeine DOES effect you, but people like you are just retards who are like>reeee, nobody takes caffeine addiction seriously!But coming at the same wrong take just from the other side.Of course you can fall asleep after drinking a lot of caffeine. And you're sleeping 'fine', but I assure you it is negatively impacting your sleep quality.Just not by a margin that really makes THAT much of a difference because caffeine isn't a very strong drug. So weak in fact that a lot of people barely notice it - including the people who drink it all the time. Morning coffee is about 90% habit and waiting and moving around with respect to 'waking up', not the caffeine. But people who obsessively anti-caffeine post, or in your case minimize it's effect on yourself, both just wildly overestimate the effect it has. It's not like it's only a step below shooting meth.
>>33573859Well, idk what to tell you, except commiserate on the fact that dating these days is a torture.
>>33573772Are you black?
>>3357369860+ years, you dooly.
Is it bad to ask a date a bunch of “are you Pro- something political or social” questions?
>>33573879It’s not a torture for every one>>33573881Please be nice to me
>>33573855can you be less vague and more specific
>>33573882Give examples.
>>33573837DO NOT REDEEM GOOGLE CARDS SAAR >>33573843same, I drink so much coffee caffeine doesn't work anymore
>>33573882Usually yes, but in your case no.
>>33573867>>33573876Imagine enjoying a night in with JH when you just suddenly tell her "You know, I love how well you handled <some thing> earlier."JH: "W-what?"And you go down the list of all the things you love about her and how you noticed all the little things she did so well that she didn't know you picked up on and she gets flustered and turns beet red and puts her book down with her hands in her face happy crying while you get up to embrace her before leaning in to whisper in her ear even more compliments.
>>33573882In the social zeitgeist absolutely.If you don't you will end up 9/10 times with generic social media/university spawn of evil.So it's lose-lose, the solution is not to date.
>>33573882Don't be autistic and ask "what do you think about X?" instead...You do nknow not every human interaction needs to be an online debate?>>33573884See it like me giving you a headpat.
>>33573882It's taboo, yes, but it gets to the point a lot faster and you waste less time overall.
What is the correct response to>I love you more!
My womb is barren
>>33573884And yet it is. And we are talking about dating, not hookups/casual meetings for sex.
>>33573887SAAE PLIS REDEEM CODE FOR SHE
>>33573891See the thing is this advice is only good for you as a gutless nihilist with no genuine beliefs or convictions other than "don't be judgmental...."And you're the sort of person anyone with any convictions no matter what they are wants to avoid.
>>33573895I love you most
>>33573895>yeah, probably
>>33573899lmao>>33573895"No, let me show you!"
>>33573896sorry
>>33573895making out / escalating
>>33573886are you pro Palestine?Are you pro - AI?Are you pro height surgery?
>>33573878I was just making a comment. I only did the Celsius thing once and haven’t had caffeine in months I don’t think.
>>33573896no need for condoms then
>>33573899>>33573890You sound like that mental nutcase christcuck.
>>33573896i'm jealous
>>33573907No. We need a third option to conquer both Israel and Palestine and build a Jerusalem theme park.Yes. Why would I be mad that we figured out a better way to use computers?No, I oppose all forms of human ritual mutilation even ear piercing.
>>33573882that would give me the ick that's for sure
>>33573907And what are the answers to those that you think would be okay?
>>33573896Do you still want me to push down on it and gently massage it when we're together?
>>33573897I wish it wasn’t so hard because I know when it’s love it’s so easy. It’s the finding it that’s so hard
>>33573879It's only a torture for non-Chads. Female creatures are happy to be cumrags for Chads in hopes of getting commitment.
>>33573913>AI>betterlol, lmao
>>33573911YOU sound like this REALLY SPECIFIC and TOTALLY DUMB AND WRONG ATHEISTKEK@@@@@@@@!!!!!!!!Hah. Got you. Detected your post. Knew it was you, dumbass.
>>33573882>Is it bad to ask a date a bunch of “are you Pro- something political or social” questions?Its a good thing to clear out before commiting to a relationship. Atleast if you align on those, chances are you will have some durability in that relationship. Unless you are just in it for the sex, dont even montion it.Issue is that you need to ask such questions in a civil, off-hand manner, without assumptions or pre-conceived notions. Also, you need to be able to actually talk about those political and social issues like a normal human being - with no hostility or adversity. After all, you are conversing, and wanting to see another's stance, not prove something.The last thing you want is to realise that your partner is on the opposite side.
>>33573895I don't want to tell her that I love her more because it sounds like I may underestimate her love, let's just say that we love each other the same, to the max
>>33573887I guess people get accustomed to the taste eventually but last time I had regular coffee I couldn’t finish due to how bad it tastes.
>>33573920Found ya.
Men would you date a woman who would only have very sickly small babies due to her health issues
>>33573919Pretty sure my computer didn't generate system-level boilerplate code for me before LLMs or give me lucid bullet point summaries of literally anything I ask it with less than three conditionals. It's really not my fault you're a fucking moron.
>>33573598MYh
>>33573928Yes but I would not have babies with her.
>>33573928Maybe we should adopt them then
>>33573927Hah. You're the one who posted yesterday about the carp right? Yeah, I figured. I matched your posting style in my head. Sometimes, you just know. Welcome back kid.What I'm doing right now to indulge my mental illness is totally different from namefag drama, I swear!
>>33573936>the carpNo, I know nothing about fish.
>>33573933Why not
>>33573928Yeah, because we're not having any children anyway.
>>33573720Which ones are the hip flexors?
feeling very blackpilled about existence generally today. any foids want to try and cheer me up?
>>33573460>>33573470It wouldn't. Women tend to sabotage each other however they can and are overriden with jealousy.Reason why healthy relationships die is because there's "this friend" that's single within their friendgroup that tricks them into ruining it.Go for it man.
State gender What advice can you give a guy who's about to go on a date for the first time in in like 3 years? It's a brunch date, and the woman is a lady I married several years ago.
>>33573516M, it was a bit awkward and amazing. It was special for us both, because after months of work she'd finally been able to take me fully without pain. She had a really bad case of vaginismus, so initially just getting a finger in was a struggle.
I’m so horny it’s scary
>>33573882>Is it bad to ask a date a bunch of “are you Pro- something political or social” questions?If it's a first date, that's an unbelievably bad idea. First dates need to be kept light and fun. The moment you start talking about politics, people start getting up upset.
I think circle lenses can look really hot. Especially the ones where it looks like very dilated pupils.Women, would you occasionally wear circle lenses for me if I were your bf?
>>33573895"I love you better".
>>33573951I'm so horny, it's crazy.But I have not found the right thing to jerk off to yet.
>>33573923>partner is one the opposite sideNot the worst thing. My girl is Christian somewhat conservative , I’m agnostic liberal leaning left.We work together because I’m stereotypically masculine even if don’t enjoy the patriarchy or support it, it’s just my natural personality. Also, we leave a lot of political discussions to the Side. But we’re also willing to disagree on things and let bygones be bygones. Like I was able to get her to be more accepting of gay people even if she’s far from getting to the left issue of it. Our biggest disagreement is how much she wants religion to be a part of our life and I was able to compromise on going to church like 3 times a year (she goes with her friends) , and sometimes stopping by for brunch
>>33573882Torture.
>>33573949F, cherish what you have you lucky bastard
>>33573516m>If you haven’t, does it matter for you if your partner is a virgin?no, not much of a consideration. i suppose the less experience they have, the more similar our first time together will be? but i think there are plenty of SICK females that get off to taking a guy's virginity, at least this is my impression talking to some women as a virgin at 30
>>33573926yeah, I didn't love it either at first but now I do
>>33573953Yeah easy
>>33573957>Our biggest disagreement is how much she wants religion to be a part of our life and I was able to compromise on going to church like 3 times a year (she goes with her friends) , and sometimes stopping by for brunchNtaThat is not a discrepancy I could live with.
>>33573895>i love you>i love you more>i love you most>i love you moster>i love you mostests>i love you mosterest>i love you mosterestesterwtfbbqThat's how I imagine it going.
>>33573940Because they would be sickly...
Chose your gf: Size queen or queen sized?
>>33573907Good questions. Again, the point is not "good answer/bad answer", the point is what your stance is, what your date's/partner's is, and whether they align. And the most important thing is just how much do those stances matter. If they affect you, directly or not - sure. If they dont, why even bother asking them?
>>33573947What are some things you're feeling blackpilled about?
Why do MANY men pretend to care about sexual past but fold once they find love? It’d almost like it was posturing to appear alpha.Every male friend I know who cared seemingly stopped caring once they met their SO
>>33573928Depends on if she necessarily wants children or if she can be happy without.
>>33573928I don't want kids so that's not an issue for me.
>>33573882>are you a pro-wrestler?
>>33573953i wear them most days
>>33573972Thats just how it goes. Men fold the moment pussy is on the menu.
>>33573972female mind control sporestheir will is no longer their own
>>33573962Would you want me to do something in return?There's other things I find hot, but the circle lenses is something I only just noticed. Do you have any?>>33573977Just casually? Don't they put a atrain on your eyes?
>>33573917>loveNow what do you mean by that(?), because i am fairly certain we have different understandings of what love is. And do mind that a lot of people mistake attraction/infatuation/passion for love.If you want a whole, complete love, then you need: long-term commitment, passion, intimacy. That is the best thing there is, and it doesnt happen instantly, and it requires time to build.
>>33573951Imagine if someone asked you on a date
>>33573972Meanwhile I don't really care about sexual past and am alone. Maybe your posturing male friends were on to something.
Girls, do you think society would be better off if no-fault divorce was banned? Divorce would be allowed but only in cases of infidelity, abandonment, or abuse.
>>33573918>It's only a torture for non-ChadsBefore we even start discussing this, please give a definition for/of Chad.
>>33573985Why force people to be with people they don't want to be with? Is that your only hope of ever getting someone to stay?
>>33573985No.I'm kind of a fan of freedom, you might say.
>>33573871My hands aren't calloused>>33573819That happened once with water based pH balanced lube, but it doesn't happen all the time with said lube. She said her outside skin feels like it burned rather than chafed, inside was fine oddly. >>33573823>too longI spend a while doing it because I like fingering her. Is 30 minutes too long?
>>33573972I’ve asked about in any the only women who are open to it are conservative women, former promiscuous women who are going too hard to become “reformed sluts”, or women who’ve been in relationships but haven’t had casual sex.The average women who has had casual sex automatically gives you a red flag for asking about it. Also, there’s ways to go about it without appearing like a tool. Like a female friend brought up “I bet you’re a manwhore “ when we were joking. It sounds funny, but on paper she’s trying to see if I’m actually a slut based off my answer.
>>33573885Which part would you like specifics on?
>>33573989>30 minutes too long???? When I masturbate it takes like 4 mins. You can play with her pussy for 30 mins but then you have to PLAY, not rub the shit out of it. Try vigorously rubbing the tip of your dick for 30mins straight and then tell me it's not sore the next day.
>>33573981they're dailies from reputable korean brands, so they are thinner and made from more porous material compared to cosplay lenses and such
>>33573987Because it destroys families and hurts children. >>33573988I think marriage should be viewed as a contractual agreement where you have to uphold your obligations you agreed to? Like any other contract.
>>33573981Hm… I would be happy if you let me dress you up. Fashion, not weird sex stuff
>>33573997Unhappy people together destroy families and hurt children
>>33573978Imagine meeting a 10/10 women who you’re compatible with and then going “ah shucks, she’s fucked 50 guys and a couple of my friends, guess we can’t date now”. That would be a fuck up.
>>33574000Then get over it. You loved each other at one point. Quit being selfish and do it again.
>>33573985No, but I do think that adultery should be criminalised again
>>33573985No. People should be free
>>33573803Uh, maybe like something coy/shy."Stop looking at me like that, it’s making me ___."
>>33573989nta could be a simple friction burn or microtear. also not to be too alarming but sometimes burning (even just on the outside) is an early symptom of bv or a yeast infection, both are common and easily treatable of course
>>33574003How? With the amount of men cheating we would need the McDonalds of justice system
>>33573880Mixed.>>33573889I expected that to end very sexually.
>>33573474women arrogate men
>>33573998I don't know why you say "weird sex stuff" lol, since doing things for your partner is pretty hot imo.Like wearing a suit for a dinner and then keep it on for playing in bed.But if you meant, having me wear things while we're just outside and doing sonething together, then yeah that'd be fine.My ideas for dressing my gf up are pretty much all just in private, but I would help her find stuff for wearing outside.
>>33574007>burning (even just on the outside) is an early symptom of bluevalkarienot surprising
>>33573972They fear competition, and resent being compared to someone else. Some are just narcissistic and cannot abide with the fact that *they* are not the first. Some others want an easy target to control/manipulate/saddle.And they stop caring about that because they get what they wanted.
>>33573996Oh so they double as prescription lenses?Do you order Korean makeup and skin care products in general?
>>33573801IdkArbalest
>>33574013I have to be specific because it’s 4chan. I’m into fashion so having another person to dress up would be really fun
It's crazy how slow the days trickle by when you're really excited about something.
>>33574018yes to both yes i am asian :p
>>33573957Compromise is good, so long as both sides uphold the agreement/arrangement, and anything that might disturb it is discussed prior. Good going anon.I am a non-practicing christian.I dont go to church or do all fo those rituals, but i do understand that some people need that.Depending on a church, a trip there can be nice. Sometimes just to sit in the quiet atmosphere can be very relaxing, especially if you are there on your own volition/interest/curiosity and have no strings attached. So even if you are an atheist, it can be a pleasant experience.
>>33574011>arrogateI have never heard that word before. I didn't know it was a real word.
>>33574021Does this go both ways, you'd want him to dress you up to?I just came across some really weird lenses, but they seem extreme.
>>33573989Yeah could be simple friction from the hair and the movement. Like taking a blanket to the top of your head for 30 minutes, your scalp will be sore.
>>33574028I didn't really make that connection!Do you have any looks you are into? Have you ever gone to any of the Asian fashion capitals?
>>33573982Yea but it’s not hard for me to commit to someone i love. It’s work but it doesn’t feel hard
>>33573983They won’t I look very ugly today
>>33573985Then you should criminalize financial abuse, unpaid labor, and quantify emotional abuse.
>>33574038Wouldn,t date be perfect for just staying in bed together? Cuddling and having fun, getting the stress out?
>>33573997>Because it destroys families and hurts childrenSo does abuse, lack of care, indifference.And what if they dont have children? Or kids are 16-18 and over? Or got married because they were lovey-dovey and not serious about it? >>33574002You cannot force it. It always does more harm than good.
>>33574038Don't be so mean to yourself.
>>33574042Please stop replying to the braindead tradcuck.
I'm horny!
>>33574032I think he could suggest stuff and I would adjust it if needed
>>33574047t. Mother of three kids who acknowledges her husband is a great guy but feels like "something is missing" so she wants to separate and doesn't understand why people view her as a piece of shit
>>33574039Based.I know a girl who stays with her bf who cheats on her constantly but she can't afford to leave and move out despite working full time so she just lives with it and accepts that she thinks she's a worthless person.
>>33574050You are all that?Wow.
Where do I meet clingy gf
>>33573959I will!
>>33574048M-marine?
>>33574045I’m not
>>33574053Take regular gf, dry on high with no dryer sheet.
>>33574042>So does abuse, lack of careThat would be fault, which is an adequate reason for divorce.
>>33574009I'm not an animal with nothing but sex breed rut rut fuck FUCK FUCK on the brain, you know. Unlike some. Naturally with you the sex will be a part of it, but the emphasis here was more on the unexpected viscerality of your physiological reaction to having your brain get broken by your own rampant praisekink
>>33574049You got a very strong sense of how you want to look, I take it?I'm sure you look great in it.What would you wear on your first dinner date at a nice restaurant after we're official?
>>33574058It would be cool to be vtuber, but nah. Also, I'm male, hence the horniness.
>>33574063I should probs bring this up with my therapist if even joke hypothetical compliments do something for me.
>>33574030You’re gonna have to compromise the further extreme you are in the poltical spectrum. Far left and far right can’t always use a “score 100%• purity test in real life unless they’re cool with being single forever
>>33574036Yes, but how do you know you actually genuinely love them? Love is a nebulous thing. For half-a-year they may be inseparable, then decide to marry because "my one true love", and then couple of month later its "i hate the bastard he oggles other women and flirted with a receptionist!" and "she is just not that interesting to me anymore, i mean, she is like 6/10 at best" or "idk man, i just dont feel attracted to her". What then? I've seen it happen.The issue is that "love at first sight" doesnt exist. Not because its love, but because its an attraction. Usually wears off in a week or two, provided there is no reinforcement to it. Same with "butterflies" - it is anxiety, not love.Not to say that "love at first sight" cannot happen. For that to be true both need to be ultr-compatible, because they will take steps and actions that will reinforce the bond. But that can happen only when both are 100% commited to it, fully aligned. And that is a rare thing.
>>33574070>For half-a-year they may be inseparable, then decide to marryPeople who marry after half a year are incredibly low IQ.Nta
>>33574070I wasn’t talking about love at first sight I don’t believe in that
>>33574062Here is the issue. Unless it is a physical abuse, it is kinda hard to prove/evidence. And in some instances, even physical abuse is (unless its something very obsious and impossible to miss).
>>33573971abstract stuff. the status quo, maybe? life's directionless, i guess. not my life, which has plenty of direction, but in general. most of us are pieces of other people's machines, which is fine and probably normal but these people's machines don't have a lot of purpose or vision it seems, and that bothers me. sorry, wish i could put it in less abstract terms but yeah
>>33574071mmmmmmmm ai slop, my favorite!
>>33574060You're always a cutie
>>33574068>score 100% purity testI think those are the most extreme cases, and they are not that numerous.Score of 50 and above is usually the thing they go for. After all, they do love to indoctrinate.
>>33574079I’m not
>>33574073Yup.>>33574074Ok, what were you taking about?
>receive package>"pull here to open">"pull here" does not open it at allWhy do women do this?
Why do liberals say "folks" a lot?
>>33574085Hahahahhahaha Fell for it
Women, I still think about how good this random girl at a store once smelled. I don't remember the smell, just that it was nice. That was like 10 or 15 years ago.Do you know you have this effect on guys?Also, what do you (women...) like guys to smell like?
>>33574090Labubu lobotomy
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sVaRHJn_dgM
>>33574083You are though,
>>33574087because saying "guys" is sexist
>>33574087i like saying folks cuz i like leaning into the germanic words of english more, if i can help it. not a liberal tho
>>33574085I read that as "pull her".
>>33574095They always say "black folks" and "white folks">>33574094Why not say "people"? Why is it always "folks"?
>>33573972This is actually REALLY funny, because what you have is a bunch of 'alpha male' dudes who blabber on about caring about it, but don't actually give a shit beyond using it as a power dynamic thing to neg women. They'll still 100% sleep with or date a girl who's slept with lots of guys given the option.And then you have the chudjak guys who want to be like the alpha guys they follow and are like >no, I actually DO take bodycount really seriouslyand add it onto the pile of other reasons they're already not getting laid.
>>33574091English?
Men, would you have a rich 70 year sugar mommy? She wants you to eat her out at least three or four times a month.
>>33574097oh, yeah i guess i just use folks (generic), like addressing a group or set of people literally near me rather than abstract groups. its always trannies with me and never transfolx
>>33574090>Do you know you have this effect on guys?I definitely don't have that effect.>Also, what do you (women...) like guys to smell like?I've had a similar experience to you. A guy was using a very specific body wash, it smelt amazing, and I've been trying to figure out what it was ever since. I think it's the combination of their natural smell + body wash that smells so good.
>>33574087We absolutely do not.
>>33574064Yeah, but I think a simple lace cocktail dress would be nice for that occasion
If Apple doesn’t keep the ultramarine color for iPhones then it might be a while till I upgrade
>>33574097>Why not say "people"? Why is it always "folks"?at some point in the past it felt like it was less stilted to say than people and once it caught on it just stuck, i guess. i always thought it sounded corny and inauthentic but i feel that way about most things they do.
>>33574107Femanons look like this ?
>>33573972well most people think dating is finding the right one rather than building a meaningful thing across time, and you can do that with anyone, so of course once they discover that they release it's a dumb thing to care about
>>33574100No thanks, I'm a PC gamer
>>33574110Only the Eastern European or Indian ones. That's a really dated dress.
>>33574110Haha yes
>>33574100No, that'd be really weird.I have and make more than enough money.I want somebody who can actually keep up with me.>>33574107That looks quite pretty.I'm usually not one to dress pretty, but love putting on my suit for a nice occasion like that.
>>33574034i like the way koreans approach fashion, even with alternative styles they tend to have a more moderate or polished approach that i prefer. i have been to harajuku and really loved seeing all the more flamboyant styles people wear and especially gyarus. what about you?
>>33574103I feel like it has to be more than that though, bodywash smell ever seems to stick around in my case, it just ceases to be as soon as I exit the shower.
>>33574093I don’t like when you lie
>>33574112She can buy you a high end gaming PC with new speakers and keyboard too.
>>33573972Men learn to cope and settle, it also helps if they themselves have sexual past
women do you like man musk?
Have doctors ever given you false advice? There's something they told me to do but it doesn't feel right for my body... I should trust my body instead, right?
>>33574123No, go take a shower michael
>>335739721. Past a certain threshold a woman's pros will outweigh her thottish past. e.g. I didn't care that the last 3 times I heard a girl referenced in conversation was because she had fucked someone else they were talking about because she was a 10/10 in looks to me2. Acceptability of body count scales with a woman's age (e.g. body count of 5 at age 20 vs body count of 5 at 30)3. Autists stop obsessing over facts and statistics once their dick is inside a woman's mouth4. With maturity, even in religious circles, you realize that chastity before marriage is an ideal but not necessarily required
>>33574117>what about you?Been to Japan several times and was always amazed at how Japanese women managed to look fashionable in even seemingly basic outfits.I guess nice skirts during warm days go a long way to making somebody look nice.Don't think it's necessary to dress nice, but I can't deny it looking nice when people do.>>33574125Except for maybe once at the dentist, wouldn't say so.But they have disspelled fears before they even have finished all examinations, which then later confirmed their expectations lf what I have.
>>33574123No. I'm pretty sure most of that advice comes from other men, and pickme women. I like stuff that smells clean and fresh, not musky.
>>33574122This, the last time I cared about body count I wasn’t getting laid. GRANTED, there are people who do get laid who care about it, like rappers. Every rapper has a song taking about not “siding a slut”. But then you check their dating history and it’s usually models who’ve been gangbanged by the entire industry so that’s also a lie.
Choose which 2035 job you will have, /atoga/.>Twitch streamer>Onlyfans whore>GoFundMe e-begger>AI scammer>Gig economy hustler (Doordash, Uber, Taskrabbit, etc)>Crypto bro / pro sports better>Zogbot who gets sent to fight in Iran
>>33574129>chastity before marriage is an idealOh gosh no.Imagine waiting several years to have sex with your partner only to find out shit does not work properly together.Absolute horror.
>>33574128>not calling him Elon
>>33574135that's why dancing exists as a mating ritual though
>>33574134I'm not in the USA.
>>33574138What an absolutely shite non-alternative.
>>33574134I choose "polymarketbro who made 100k off my parlay of no peace in Gaza or Ukraine by the end of 2025"
Girls, what do you think should be done about trannies?
>>33574135If that worked for several years already, then the problem isn't sexual history
>>33574142What an absolute non-argument.
>>33574134Option H: Defense contractor supplying the zogbots in Iran.
>>33574129Also , I don’t mind promiscuous women, in fact every relationship I’ve had has been with the football teams favorite. But what u do hate is people guilt tripping people into thinking that promiscuous women are the greatest at sex and preferring someone with similar experience to yourself, or a virgin (if you’re a virgin) , will just lead to a dead bedroom. Being promiscuous doesn’t mean you’re great at sex. It just means you e had a lot of sex.
>>33574134Podcast host talking about why these hoes ain't shit.
>>33574149>>33574148Absolute idiots.
>>33574143nicely played
>>33574100No it would be super weird
>>33574154says a cuck
>>33574151Also the dumb assumption that “if you’re an adult virgin, it means you have a low libido, so you should avoid virgin or low experience women”. I have a high libido but I’m autistic and struggle socially, so I just masturbate constantly. I wouldn’t create a dead bedroom if I got a partner.
>>33574144I think you should leave them alone. It would be a lot easier to work on coming up with solutions to the issues you actually pretend to care about like women's sports, bathrooms, or whatever if the waters weren't muddied by the obvious fact that 90% of the people complaining are only doing it because they think they're weird and grossed out by them.
Men are the romantic gender. Foid romance = What can he materially provide to me.
>>33574162yeah that's life, so what?
Just cut me up some camembert.
>>33574157There it is!The tradcuck's favourite fetish!
>>33574161Weird, gross people do gross me out. Especially because trannies are much more likely to be violent or to rape children.
>>33574166do you think it can ever work between a camembert man and a ricotta girl..nvm im being stupid forget i said anythnig :(
>>33574165Well life sucks then
>>33574154still not seeing an argument
>>33574134Soccer mom
Men, how do you feel about these :>SO being close, regular hangout with their exes >SO being regular hangout friends with former FWBS or hookups >SO asking you to help with the cooking and cleaning >SO showing a decent amount of skin , maybe sometimes even dressing skimpy, when going out >SO dancing with other men at parties/clubs, maybe even grinding on them >SOs best friend being a man
>>33574171I delight in both at the appropriate time.But this even I am the C-man.
>>33574178mostly i think it'd be nice having a SO
>>33574168I'm not even American, stop projecting
>>33574182Read properly.
>>33574178if it's been +10 years, maybe. It's highly situational.I'd rather she not.I love cooking so yes and I think I'd participate in cleaning to some extentI want her to feel beautiful so sure, but within reasonNo.I'm fine with thatbut mostly what >>33574180 said
In this current economy, having my own apartment at my age (let’s just say I’m under 25) has completely altered my social life. My apartment has become the designated hangout spot for multiple friends, including women, and I’ve finally gotten laid because of it.All it cost was quickly moving out my parents house for an apartment that is eating my paycheck. Cha Ching.
>>33574178>SO asking you to help with the cooking and cleaning >SO showing a decent amount of skin , maybe sometimes even dressing skimpy, when going outAcceptable>SOs best friend being a manIf it's me
>>33574172yeah we all knew that already
>>33574158>I wouldn’t create a dead bedroom if I got a partner.Masturbation is very different from actual sex. Masturbation is low effort, easy, selfish. You don't know what it would be like when you have a sex partner - *especially* if you're sexually incompatible and don't enjoy the same sorts of things in bed. You perspective is clearly one of a virgin.
>>33574178>>SO being close, regular hangout with their exes>SO being regular hangout friends with former FWBS or hookupsI genuinely yet have to meet such a person.This is a very foreign concept to me.
I think her LDR bf told her to stop hanging out with me...
>>33574191Take it to the letter threads.
What characteristics should my ai gf have?
>>33574178>no>absolutely no>fine>only when with me>definitely no>no
>>33574178>SO being close, regular hangout with their exesCould be fine but depends on the situation>SO being regular hangout friends with former FWBS or hookups That's a no>SO asking you to help with the cooking and cleaning I'd be happy to help with both >SO showing a decent amount of skin , maybe sometimes even dressing skimpy, when going out Fine within reason>SO dancing with other men at parties/clubs, maybe even grinding on themBig no>SOs best friend being a manThat's fineAlso what >>33574180 said.
>>33574196Her primary trait should be that she is actually MY gf, and only with you reluctantly.
>>33574189NTA but male virgin, how common is sexually incompatibility? And what makes someone sexual incompatible. Like say if a man is willing to answer his woman’s needs, is open minded to a certain extent, is a very unselfish lover, and is willing to learn. What are the chances and in what situations would he be incompatible with someone sexually?
>>33574196ISO 9001 compliance. Also ISO 3103.
>>33574135>shit does not work properly together.Where there's a will, there's a way
>>33574100No
I need to bounce on it
>>33574204That's not how it works.
>>33574203>Also ISO 3103You want her to be british?
>>33574206I like trampolines too.
>>33574206No, my camembert is for eating, not pouncing.I am having some ice cream now.
>>33574178Cooking and cleaning fine, that's normal. Asking me to regularly look into the eyes of a man who has had his dick inside you might be too much
>>33574206you would only hurt yourself, clumsy femcel
>>33574100there are a couple of 70 year old women i could be attracted to but they're also ones who would never do sugar mommying
Femanons would you date one pump man or guy with the 1 inch punisher?
>>33574202>sexually incompatibilityIt's almost non-existent unless you have serious medical issues, it's almost always personality incompatibility and an unwillingness to adapt and compromise.
Do you think Pam Bondi is hot?
>>33574216One pump, yes. Shrimp dick, no.
>>33574206Crazy style?
I hate how pro sports appeals to men's tribalism so much and gives it such a useless outlet. I tell myself and other people that I don't really give a fuck about it, but I always find myself checking in on how the "local" teams are doing and start getting invested in it whenever they are playing good.
>>33574217You have no idea what you're talking about. lmao
>>33574218too stupid for me. at least tulsi's a savvy operator.
>>33574218No
>>33574222enough trolling, doomcuck
>>33574218She's in the "if she has a rockin' bod and was very forward I would" category
It's funny how movies and tv shows made it seem like guys cumming early will be a problem when most girls aren't hot enough for that. The girls most guys end up sleeping with aren't the ones they jerk off to.
>>33574214I know what I’m doing
I wonder if my future flat chested wife posts in these threads
>>33574226You are mentally ill.
>>33574229Most guys depicted in media older than maybe 10 years weren't chronically masturbating porn addicts because that wasn't the norm in society.
>>33574229You're actually a virgin, aren't you?
>>33574206Femcel style?
>>33574231proofs?
>>33574231you literally dontthe ovulation delirium has you crazed and incoherentyou need to ask your friends to chain you in the basement for a few days until it passes so you dont do something you regret
>>33574229Yea I’ve never made a guy cum in my life, but I came every time I had sex. I thought it would be the opposite
>>33574214>femcelWhat a weird incorrect assumption.
>>33574242Wtf...
>>33574242Wack pussy femanon?
>>33574235And girls weren't as repulsive or fat.
>>33574229TV shows and movies don't depict American-size women
>>33574242What kind of weak fucks were they, not taking what they desire?
>>33574242Weird but hot.
>>33574242i cant imagine the damage this does to your psyche
>>33574253It's very modern though. Isn't that what feminists would say is ideal? We gotta move the orgasm gap the other way. She's doing her part!
>>33574242aw, poor fem, i'd cum in ya
>>33574242You have never felt complete, that's sad...
>>33574256Tradcuck, you really need to calm down.
>>33574242JH?
>>33574242I can be another guy who can't cum in you
>>33574253She could have given 1 guy a second chance, but she instead switched guys like socks.
i- i just love my atoga friends!
>>33574260kek
>>33574260Pffft you asshole. lol
>>33574265Fuck off. Women cannot love men.
Men that don't cum easily should honestly just kill themselves.
My biggest fear is my SO not actually b enjoying our sex that much but acting like she is to stroke my ego.meanwhile she’s slowly growing to resent me but I can’t tell I’m not getting her over the top with sex because she doesn’t tell me.
>>33574263>incel and his cuck fetish again
>>33574275What cuck fetish? She literally said several guys couldn't cum with her lmaoFucking retard
>>33574265Yeah, I love you freaks too. Here I can meet the other people on earth who are also weird and bad at being human.
>>33574274You will just have to trust your partner on some things.
>>33574242Holy shit. We’ve found the feminists MARY! All praise be to you!!!
>>33574123>women do you like man musk?It's not "musk", it stinks. Go and wash.
>>33573995>play, not rub the shit out of itThat's exactly what I do. I try to go pretty slow, but it can be hard with her moving around so much and her squeezing my hand with her legs. No her clit is not what hurts. The outside area around her pussy hurts>vigorously rubbing the tip of your dick for 30 minutes straight and then tell me it's not sore the next dayIt doesn't get sore
>>33574221Caring about things is... le BAD
>>33574221>uselessStill better than harmful
>>33574221I bet you’re also the type of person that thinks working out is actually a gateway to the red pill for men
>>33574263did you want her to move on or beg for you back? plus - a ons with someone in the circle isnt terrible
>>33574284>>33574282Unhinged replies.
>>33574272No, and your pussy is going to be sore
What's up with when a girl calls your name but really drags out the last letter? Friend of mine starting doing that recently, sometimes when she doesn't even want anything, purely just so I can respond to it
>>33574297Fuck off.
>>33574202>Like say if a man is willing to answer his woman’s needs, is open minded to a certain extent, is a very unselfish lover, and is willing to learn. What are the chances and in what situations would he be incompatible with someone sexually?AYRT. It's not just about being a giver and good communicator (which definitely help! Lots of men are not like that at all), but just about what things you both actually get enjoyment out of. What if she hates giving blow jobs, or the kind of blow job technique that you like? What if you're too big for her and it makes certain very deep positions impossible? What if she gets chronic UTIs, so penetrative sex is completely off the table? What if she really gets turned on by dirty talk, but you're not good at it? What if you really want her to come, but she very rarely comes and is fine with that? What if she likes lots of mouth kissing, but you don't want to kiss during sex? The sex can still happen in all these scenarios, sure, and with sexually compatible people these these "problems" might actually be a bonus! That's what sexual compatibility is.
>>33574303And maybe the most important factor of it all, how often you want to have sex.
>>33574260I've made every man I've been with cum. The last guy I was with even said he never came so much in his life, that's how good the sex was. So fuck you.
>>33574307The last guy I had secks with came twice and never got soft- just kept going.
>>33574246Yea>>33574250They would just give up after a while>>33574253It hurt my feelings a lot
>>33574279It’s not a good thing I’m just bad at sex
>>33574313>It hurt my feelings a lotmore or less than if you found out your gf had been seeing/sleeping with someone else for at least six months?
>>33574221>anon rediscovers ted kaczynsky's surrogate activitiesyour logic applies to quite literally almost every aspect of modern existence, far far beyond pro sports. i'm not sure if you've become awakened to that or not. welcome to modern society!
>>33574123I thought you meant Elon Musk at first lol.
>>33574313Does it make you cry? The one time I didn't cum for a girl she bawled her eyes out, it was rough.
>>33574323I did cry yea
>>33574313>They would just give up after a whileWere they not able to keep it up and go flaccid?How about blowjobs and handjobs?
>>33574242Did they still get hard though?
>>33574320Go be mental somewhere else.
girls: is not making a guy cum that big of an emotional hit to you? i'd feel soooo terrible if i ended up not being able to cum with a girl and she got upset to the point of crying lolunironically i think an experience like that would make me never have sex again>t. SMELLY old virgin
>>33574332?
>>33574318But you can just lay let guys do the work
>>33574330Yea
>>33574334yes
>>33574335You understood me well enough.
I am tired femanon. Can you whisper sweet nothings in my ear while I try and sleep?
The last time I masturbated, I went to a place in my mind that was extremely bad. After that I deleted all my porn and I'm hoping I'll be able to reboot my mind and become a normal person sexually. How long will this take?
>>33574341obviously not. what makes you think you know me?
>>33574342Yes, can I hope you.as the big spoon?
>>33574339well golly now i'm gonna be nervous about making sure to cum whenever i decide to fuck someone. i don't think it'll be hard to do it, especially if the someone makes me comfortable enough to fuck em in the first place
>>33574342That is honestly one of the most romantic gestures I have eber heard of.
>>33574342*air horn*
I am tired femanon. Could you press a pillow down over my face until I stop moving?
>>33574345>how long will this take?punishing yourself for thoughts is silly, even if the place your mind went to was genuinely heinous. you can be a normal person sexually by, like, sticking to adults and just being upfront about what you're doing lol
>>33574307>>33574312>the last guy>none of them stayedKek, femanons being gross whores.
>>33574334I've dated 2 girls in the past that I initially turned down (not like "no I won't date you", just like, my autism and self-hate was like 'lol no dating me is silly'). And in both cases later on they told me it felt really bad. I think it's just as simple as women not being used to getting romantically turned down the way guys are, at least if they're remotely attractive (which all my girlfriends have been, which is why I've only dated like 6 or 7 women).
>>33574313Blowing them doesn’t work either?
>>33574342sure and I'll cuddle you while I whisper in you ear and play with your hair
>>33574358he was a rebound after a long term relationship and a friend
>>33574364No
>>33574368>a long term relationshipHow the fuck are you in a LTR with a guy that never cums from sex with you?That sounds absolutely miserable for both sides.
>>33574354Evil>>33574349Ye, thats cool
>>33574365NtaI yearn for this. Hopefully I'll get it eventually
>>33574301What the fuck, I'm serious
>>33574373yeah, well welcome to the past two years of my life? he ended it and i slept with a friend to help me get over the saddness... i was crying constantly everyday and couldnt get out of bed.
1-10 how much would you grade yourself on intelligence, looks and decency?
>>33574376I'll tell you a secret, I yearn for this too I want to do this to someone and I also want someone to do this to me
>>33574358He wanted to marry me and put a baby in me, but his lifestyle and mine aren't totally compatible. Maybe I'll take him up on his offer soon, though.
women, low energy today. sad!would you date a high energy mad scientist bf?would you move into his extremely cluttered (but like not with trash) work space/apartment?
>>33574376me too. but i have accepted that it wont happen for me.
>>33574383F 5,3,7
>>33574383intelligence - 8looks - negative 4444decency - 10
>>33574385i have always been the girl to whisper in his ear and have never had anyone nustle my neck or felt the need to say sweet nothings.
>>33574387If he makes you happy, go for it!
>>33574395nta. idk what i'd do if a girl did that to me. i'm not very socialized and feel very awkward praising people or receiving praise to the point of having a praise kink (lol), so i think i'd be left with no way to comfortably express any feelings but by physical touch
>>33574389It WILL happen just stay positive.
>>33574388yes and yesbut i am ocd and cluttery at the same time. i like the mad scientist aspect and would let him experiment on me kek
>>33574382And that friend wasn't able to cum either?What do you think is the reason?Like, you most likely aren't unattractive if you get this kind of attention.
>>33574383M6, 6, 6.
>>33574404i thought accepting life as is and being content was positive? even if i have aspirations for greatness?
Femanons, I've been swiping and swiping on tinder to find a gf.I'm tired, I just want to give up and rot
>>33574402well - if you are in a relationship and sharing a bed and she wakes up in the middle of the night, cuddles you and whispers little sweetness in your ear... you probably wouldnt hear it bc you would be asleep. and in that scenario, she probably says things she doesnt want you to hear
>>33574383Male10, 4, 7
>>33574395aw, I'm sure you'll find someone that will do this to you too.>>33574402I would probably be very bad at it but I would still try to praise her (my hypothetical gf)
Do people even farm pogs anymore? Or only aura
>>33574383M6-8, 5-8, ~8.
needing to hug a pillow with his shirt on it to fall asleep
>>33574423Huh, is that where I left that shirt..
>>33574383M865
>>33574408hmmmmmmmmm i'm sure i could come up with wet experiments to do on a girl, or more realistically you'll be stuck trying different things for me (but at least life won't be boring...as long as you like watching a guy's back while he sweats over a computer)>>33574415haha ominous twist to take. somehow i DO feel like whatever poor girl gets stuck with me will also be the type to have unhearable eldritch secrets that they can only share to those asleep. maybe she'll end up seeding unspeakable dreams.
>>33574383F.>5>8>6
Can I sue a girl for fraud if she wears flowy dresses and I only see her hip dips after spending time and money on dates with her?
>>33574334I've spent enough time in internet spaces to know not to take it personally. But these days I feel I see less "I have death grip syndrome and can't cum during sex help" conversations.My bf would sometimes not cum. My main concern was him feeling bad about it. It doesn't happen as often these days now that we've figured out ways to get him there more consistently.
>>33574429Why would you sue a girl for being more attractive than she let on?
>>33574401It's not just about me. I'd be very happy to go for it. But idk if it's the best choice for my hypothetical future child.
>>33574409no, my friend came twice and never got soft. he also confessed his love, tried to plan the future and much more deepness. not sure if that was all for show or if that is how he really feels about me? if he really felt that way, why wouldnt the guy who left me feel that way? it gives me hope that maybe someone may feel that way about me, forreal.
>>33574409no, my friend came twice and never got soft. he also confessed his love, tried to plan the future and much more deepness. not sure if that was all for show or if that is how he really feels about me? if he really felt that way, why wouldnt the guy who left me feel that way? it gives me hope that maybe someone may feel that way about me, forreal. avgxy
I soaked through my panties I can’t do this anymore
>>33574435>no, my friend came twice and never got soft.>>33574242>Yea I’ve never made a guy cum in my lifeHuh?
>>33574437PLAP
>>33574437Fr, I need to get fucked hard.
>>33574437How would you feel about having those panties stuffed into your mouth?
>>33574414How old are you?
>>33574437You remind me of somebody.
>>33574437have some decency anon, this is no way for a young lady to talk
>>33574427i like on a four monitor desktop and have two laptops connected to my 60" screen so i would be happy to wipe the sweat from my boyfriend brow as he melts on the keyboard. that is totally NOT boring, imo. shhhh about the unspeakable. my main point is having a bond so special with such a deep connection is desirable and i am envious of those who get to experience it
>>33574441I don’t think I would like that at all>>33574443Who?
>>33574447Girl I used to chat with.Hope she is fine.
Women What kind of porn do you like?
>>33574430What do you all think about Death Grips?
>>33574452Depends on my mood.
>>33574452What do you mean by kind of porn?
>>33574437Let me lick you up then fill you up.
>>3357444228
>>33574445miss anonette am i understanding it correctly when i'm reading here that you have at least 6 screens, assuming your 60" isn't separate and not counting a phone? what in God's name do you need that many screens for?me, i tend to approach trashcore...i operate on a laptop (very dusty because it never moves) and a screened drawling tablet that i never use for drawing and instead use as a makeshift shitty second screen. it runs at 30hz while my laptop screen runs at 144hz, so that's kinda fun.>my main point is having a bond so special with such a deep connection is desirable and i am envious of those who get to experience ithave you considered, you know, dating someone and fucking them in at least one of their holes
Why can't girls just look like this? I think most men have tattooed whore fatigue by now with Sydney being popular just by being normal and keeping her skin clean
Femanons, do you like being a woman? why or why not?
>>33574144They sort themselves out, you really don't have to do anything. There's a new counter position among trans that you shouldn't be transitioning if you're misogynist/misandrist. The elder trans are also speaking up louder to have their stories told.
>>33574451What happened with her?>>33574455They are terrible but I like them for some reason.>>33574464She isn't "normal" she looks like a supermodel. I am just ugly. Not my fault.
>>33574466I do not like being alive. Because I am a stupid ugly ungrateful bitch.
>>33574464>like this Like what? Someone with 3k of makeup on and cheap extensions?
>>33574437post a picture
>>33574466I do. But I think I would also enjoy being a man. You can have fun both ways.
>>33574468>What happened with her?Family issues that she had a really, really hard time dealing with.None of it being her fault, she's a good egg.>>33574464>Why can't girls just look like this? So they don't have to deal with tradcucks like you.
>>33574471You sound like me
why do I like pain, is this normal?
>>33574481Because it's intense. Pretty normal, yes.
>>33574455Death grip syndrome is about holding your dick too tight during masturbation
>>33574481It's called masochism. Google it.
>>33574414Aren't other apps better for finding a gf?
>>33574437Did you bleed through or are you just that horny?
>>33574464i mean for me it's mostly just that women don't exist that vibe with me, has nothing to do with a fatigue of tattooed whores (although i guess i am a bit tired of seeing girls that all do the same thing to feel unique, that is genuinely very bizarre)
>>33574481Pain, without love.Pain, i can't get enough.Pain, I like it rough. Cause i'd rather feel pain than nothing at all
>>33574481It is common enough.
>>33574485Wow. This is mindblowing info.
>>33574488he sat in a puddle
>>33574489Why do you all hate tattoos so much?
>>33574483>>33574485>>33574491>>33574491then why do you people act like I murdered someone when I cut myself precisely because I enjoy the pain?
>>33574494Contrarianism. Tattoos are mainstream, therefore bad.
Why do femanons think they are ugly? what makes you think that you are ugly?
>>33574494because most of them look bad and they aren't done for good reasons. self-expression is fine when you're genuinely expressing yourself, whereas most tattoos tend to be people engaging in what they think self-expression is and the result tends to look bad.same thing with makeup, most women can't do makeup for SHIT and look better without it. why? because they play into what they think men like, and not into what makes the girls themselves actually look good (although they'll claim "oh i do it for myself!" before systematically decreasing their number on the looks scale). they understand that fire is hot, but they do not know what fire is, nor do they care to find out it seems
>>33574481Don't listen to the cutfags and groomers.It's most often a trauma response and obviously incredibly unhealthy.Get help for it.
>>33574500That's not it at all. I hate them because they're ugly. Tattoos on a beautiful woman are as offensive to me as doodling on the Mona Lisa.
The only way to afford a breeding kink in this economy is to post it on onlyfans
>>33574494Nta, because tattoos are fucking retarded and look awful. You're just branding yourself as a whore that nobody will take seriously because you thought a live laugh love quote would be unique.
>>33574486The other apps you get like 10 swipes a day and no one ever swipes on me on those ones....
>>33574466>Femanons, do you like being a woman? why or why not?Yes. I like being sma and having a vagina is fun. But I'm conscious that I don't make the most of it.
>>33574496it is generally understood that masochism isn't actually doing harm to the masochist, and you can't say the same for self-harm. (you're also being sadistic towards yourself when you do it as well, which is not itself good or a sign of good things)
>>33574502People telling me I’m ugly
>>33574502Broad eagle nose, thin lips, brown eyes, curly black witch hair, small boobs, broad back, bad skin, bad posture, small ass...
>>33574517so if i tell you you're pretty, then you'll think you're pretty?
>>33574510Have you tried talking to women IRL? That takes a lot more guts, but the reward can be huge if the woman actually likes the way you look and present yourself.
I want to be bred
>>33574496Because you're supposed to do it in a way that doesn't cause permanent damage.
>>33574520>foids again with the cold approach meme so they can reject more men and get an ego boost
>>33574521Everyone wants that. It's a dying civilization, nobody will get that in the coming yeara.
>>33574520Yeah I do, I haven't had the best luck in finding people that way.I usually get ghosted.
>>33574527I'm not a foid.>>33574529Interesting. I actually don't talk to anyone at all. You keep trying.
>>33574494>you allIt's just some people who want everybody to dance to their song.Aka conservatives.
i JUST need to be told i'm a good boy from time to time, not even all the time just some of the time, how is this too much to bear for the modern foid?
>>33574519No
All that matters is that she finds you attractive enough to let you smash. Then you can hit her reset button and have that bitch agree with whatever your opinion is
Most women hate white men but I prefer women of color, does this classify as a form of racism?
>>33574537You have to actually be one and deserve it first.
>>33574541Yeah, anything that assumes things about another person based on their race is racist by definition.
>>33574539I hate this and don't want to believe there's any truth in it.
>>33574538well it sounds like people telling you things isn't what's making you feel ugly, then. chin up, fempai
>>33574537This is your dog's internal monologue
>>33574481>why do I like pain, is this normal?It's unusual, but not very rare. It's the result of the nervous system getting a bit cross-wired so pain and pleasure signals get mixed up, plus the fact that pain releases endorphins, which give you a natural opioid high. >>33574496>then why do you people act like I murdered someone when I cut myself precisely because I enjoy the pain?There's a difference between simply enjoying pain and self-harming. Self-harm is destructive - generally the result of people hating themselves. And on a practical level it causes *permanent* damage in the form of scarring. If you decided to contact your local BDSM community and get into S/M you would find lots of ways to experience pain that don't cause any permanent damage.
>>33574496>>33574481People often know that masochism is a thing but generally don't relate with it. Cutting seems really unpleasant to them, and then add in the general disdain people have towards people who cut for mental health reasons. I'd imagine you'd get a slightly different flavor of reaction if you weren't using a blade. Like an industrial stapler or something.
>>33574502>Why do femanons think they are ugly? what makes you think that you are ugly?I am objectively ugly. My face is very asymmetric, I have a esotropia (inward facing eye), and a "jew nose". My hair is frizzy, flat, and dull. I have the autistic phenotype, I just look wrong.
>>33574542>implying i'm not and i don't>>33574547not funny anon (a little funny)
>>33574548>Self-harm is destructive - generally the result of people hating themselves>contact your local kink.com communitySelf harm usually doesn't create permanent harm either, you retarded coomer
>>33574462I operate via laptop as well. at work, i have my laptop and two additional screens, i also have an addtl 'work fromhome' screen and two play laptops so with my 60" that would equate 7? one screen is almost always dedicated to chat and i almost feel like i need a fourth screen for work, because i often have so much gooner material pulled up kekimma female and dont want another girl, but if i had a bf who wanted to get pegged ... i would prob do it
femanons are cute
>>33574552>implying i'm not and i don'tIf you were and you did, someone would tell you you're a good boy.
>>33574554>Self harm usually doesn't create permanent harm either, you retarded coomerNTA, but the person he was replying to literally said he cuts himself. Cutting does leave scars.
>>33574464this makes me want to be blonde again
>>33574552You gave me the perfect setup for a joke>tell me i'm a good boy, that's all i needYou're a good boy, here's some rotten food.
>>33574548NTA but what if it wasn't due to self-loathing? What if they didn't mind the scars, especially if they were superficial scars and didn't impact any practical function of muscles and tendons? What's your thoughts on cosmetic scarification?
>>33574559Problem? I was here yesterday too. I spotted the cutter. Let the poor thing have his hobby.
>>33574555>i would prob do ityou would certainly do it, you just brought pegging up out of nowhere lmao. my understanding is that female gooner materials are generally stories, so..are these screens of steamy fanfiction?>>33574557absolutely NOT how that works unfortunately in our modern society
>>33574556Facts
>>33574556I don't understand that picture.
>>33574566>absolutely NOT how that works unfortunately in our modern societyThere's millions of guys that get told they are a good boy on a daily basis right now. It could be you, if you applied yourself.
>>33574554>Self harm usually doesn't create permanent harm either, you retarded coomerCutting yourself leaves scars, anon.
women do you like penises?
>>33574569There were some videos of people putting more and more rubberbands around a watermelon until the watermelon exploded
>>33574569
>>33574572Let that nigga have his hobby
>>33574576>>33574574Oh... poor animu grill.
>>33574571that's true, if i applied myself it probably could be me, i can't fight you on that. but the numbers game is exhausting and i don't have the patience for it :T
>>33574576ugggh i think i just gasm'd0gndx
>>33574573Yes
>>33574582Gay
I hate women.
Women do you desire men?Men do you desire women?
>>33573516M. Virgin.I'd like to give my virginity to another virgin.
>>33574452The violent kind.
>>33574591>Men do you desire women?Of course
>>33574589women hate you
>>33574522>>33574548>>33574549come on scars are not that bad I wouldn't call that permanent damage, at least people can't see them since they're on my legs but one time someone saw a tiny scar I had on my arm and she acted like I was a serial killer
>>33574591Yes
>>33574573Yes.
>>33574455I can't enjoy death grips anymore because of the tranny that did a shooting liked death grips.
>>33574597>come on scars are not that bad I wouldn't call that permanent damageDepends how bad they are, yes. If you're just doing light scratches, they won't be permanent. But even if you *don't* get to the Styrofoam, just the white layer, will cause scarring which won't go away. I stopped cutting over 10 years ago, and I have permanent scars from even my mildest self-injuries. Glad to hear you kept them to your legs at least.
This could be us...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWtm7OfZZps
>>3357445510/10bummed i missed the live show i bought tix for a while back
>>33574597oh it's permanent damage. if you ever get scurvy, you're fucked like six ways from sundays. stop cutting yourself.
>>33574607I fucking hate everything western society has become
>>33574610Ok grim dark emo-kun.
>>33574609What happens to scars when someone gets scurvy? And who is getting scurvy anymore anyway
I hate women but I’m not gay. I would only ever fuck a guy, he would not dominate me.
>>33574597>I wouldn't call that permanent damageThey obviously are permanent damage, they just not might be as visible until forever.
>>33574612your body is constantly having to keep scars in place. when you get scurvy, your body can't do that any more, so your old wounds come back. a cutter that gets scurvy will LITERALLY fall apart at the seams.
>>33574612All your scars open up like fresh wounds, and healed broken bones come apart like they never healed
>>33574611I'm a Nazi against degeneracy, not an emo
>>33574622Same difference at the core.You are insufferable.
>>33574620Freaky
>>33574623I am inevitable.
Women should be treated like a princess at all times.
>dad and family accuse me of taking steroids>say my voice is too deep, my sweat smells and dominates the whole room and my forearms and biceps are massiveI'm a landscaper/gardener that just carries heavy machinery all day...Is this actually a turn off? Am I fucked? Is it too much for women to deal with?
>>33574625I am inedible.
>>33574618>>33574620What the fuck! That's scary as all get out. I have scars but they aren't cutting related. One is pretty big, like 2 inches long and a centimeter wide of just scar tissue. That would be horrifying to open up.>your body is constantly having to keep scars in place. Is this in a way that's different than the rest of our skin & tissue cells replacing themselves?
>>33574626Married off to a foreigner at age 11 to secure political alliances?Based.
>>33574591Mhm
>>33574627Are you single
>>33574628communists tend to not have a lot of meat on them
>>33574630>That would be horrifying to open up.Do you still have your wisdom teeth? Imagine those scars reopening...
>>33574638AAAAAA!!!
>>33574605I mean yeah they are permanent but it's not like losing an arm or something like that>>33574617uh they are pretty big
>>33574634Kinda
women do you jiggle when you run up or down the stairs?
>>33574630Look up what actually causes scurvy..
how do i stop being foidphobic.
First time poster. If I found out my gf in the past had a four way with a guy and her two best friends, which is my literal biggest fantasy ever, should I insist I get the same treatment? She says that was a different time and she isn't interested in things like that now. Yes I am seething with jealousy.
>>33574564>What's your thoughts on cosmetic scarification?Not to my taste, but if you want to take a conscious decision to do that to yourself because it's what you want, okay. It's not that different from getting a tattoo. But with self-harm generally, the goal is usually pain, and scarring is an undesirable but unavoidable side effect of the method chosen to inflict pain. But there are ways to inflict pain which don't have long term consequences, and so those are often preferable.
>>33574642https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npAq0LmEzng&t=19s
>>33574647you break up, retired whores only come out of retirement in your fantasies not in real life.
>>33574651>retired whores only come out of retirement in your fantasiesMia khalifa is out of retirement. She recently showed bobs.
>>33574466Yeah. I don’t know why, it’s all know.
>>33574597>come on scars are not that bad I wouldn't call that permanent damage,They're damage and they're permanent.
>>33574651Sage advice. I like her and we're very compatible, but she isn't very sexual with me and I don't think I can get beyond this. I can't know some other dude casually got what I want. She didn't even tell me this, I found out by accident.
>>33574647>Yes I am seething with jealousy.Kind of understandable, but at the same time, if you did some shit in your youth, does that necessarily mean you need to want to do it again in your 30s or however old you are?
>>33574609>if you ever get scurvyHow often does that happen in the modern world?
>>33574649Is that a kid? something feels weird about this lol
>>33574653>She recently showed bobs.Very unfortunate.
>>33574471>a stupid ugly ungrateful bitch.At least some of that could be changed.But you may not want to.>>33574654That's deep, hombre.
>>33574647>should I insist I get the same treatment?You mean, should you literally commit gang rape?
>>33574642No I’m small and flat
>>33574657This was only like four years ago. She was 22 now 26. I don't have a good answer. If I did something, some awesome fantasy for someone I only casually knew in the past, yeah I'd want to do it for my serious partner too.
>>33574653Faded glory. You're getting a fraction of her output at a later time, Used goods.>>33574656If she's not paying you, or laying you, she's playing you. Better to match with a party slut in her prime in current year. Work less hard and get more for your time.
>>33574666>small and flatyou can still jiggle, i think
>>33574658>In 2020, the overall incidence of scurvy in the US was about one in 4,000 people, up significantly from even a few years before. About two-thirds of all scurvy is found in autistic people.[87] Children and young people with autism are at risk of developing scurvy because some of them only eat a small number of foods (e.g., only rice and pasta).
>>33574657Why did she feel the need to gloat about it. Seems like BPD behavior.>I was gonna take you to disney world, but because you didn't eat your veggies we're not going.
>>33574642mhm :(
>>33574670She has sex with me it just isn't good. It's clinical and disinterested and only just enough to keep me appeased.
>>33574675turn that frown, upside down! :)
>>33574673She didn't even gloat about it. I only found out because her friend while drinking made a comment about how they'd done girl on girl stuff before, and I pushed for details when she acted secretive about it.
>>33574627they told you you stink and to take a shower anon>dominates the whole room ugh
She gets PLENTY of protein, if you know what I mean.
Women do you think flaccid peens are ugly?
>>33574671The smallest of jiggle
>>33574682kys
>>33574676NTA, but that's clearly the bigger issue. A one-off foursome isn't going to solve the issue that you're sexually incompatible.
>>33574684>Women do you think flaccid peens are ugly?Most hard penises are ugly too.
>>33574690ohokay sorry
>>33574676Has she been sad lately? How does it compare to when you two started banging? If it's worse it's for a reason. If you care about loyalty, a lack of enthusiasm is a *good* thing. Cheaters always overcompensate due to their guilt.>>33574680>hoe friendslike attracts like. If she's being a starfish that's not your problem.
>>33574676And yet you choose to stay with her. Why?
>>33574680Anon, here's the hard truth. They all fucked that guy because he was hot and exciting and had a big fat dick, and that got them all bothered and wild. She isn't attracted to you in that way. She'll never do anything like that with you because you don't make her and her friends horny enough. She likes you for your friendship basically, but not enough to be honest with you or genuinely help you realize your sexual desires. It's up to you how insulted you are by that. I think you need to leave, now.
Are dollar store skincare products like cleansers or exfoliators the same as expensive ones or just worthless junk? Any NEET femanons that can answer?
>>33574646exposure therapy
>>33574672There are degrees of scurvy. Not all of those people had their teeth fall out
Is this true?
incel bots in the thread
I have to get prettier so I can be a better slut.
>>33574699Check the ingredients. Some are great, others are just a bunch of crap. Snap a pic of the ingredients list and ask chatGPT if this would be good for your skin (give it an overview of what your skin is like and what you want to achieve before going to the store).
>>33574693She used to be sexually spicy when we got together but that slowly faded away and now she avoids it or just asks what I want to get it over with. >>33574695We get along, laugh, have lots of fun. I'm totally comfortable with her and love hanging out with her.
>>33574704being a good slut is performance art, not a photoshoot. It's a meritocracy in that regard.
>>33574702>Is this true?David Mitchell is a smart guy; I suspect he's being quoted out of context.
>>33574705Maybe I should ban you.
>>33574699i'm too much of a hippie to know, i always buy stuff with natural ingredients.
>>33574708It's more fun to behave slutty when you feel like a million bucks 24/7.
Women, can you take me to get a mani-pedi?
>>33574707>We get along, laugh, have lots of fun. I'm totally comfortable with her and love hanging out with herSo you're friends?
>>33574708Nta, but who tf are you to give anyone advice on "slut performance art" when you're 1000% a virgin?The audacity of incels is astonishing
>>33574647you can't insist anything. she'll either want to do it, or she won't you could talk to her about it, but if she doesn't want to, insisting just proves you're a pushy asshole who values your sexual fantasies above your literal life partner.
>>33574714No, I don't like men that can't even make an appointment for themselves.
>>33574707>and now she avoids it or just asks what I want to get it over with.that's pretty final language. have you actually talked to her about how she feels, or is this just the signals you're interpreting?
>>33574647Men will date anyone but a mid girl
>>33574642doesn't... everyone?? we all have SOME jiggle, right? unless you're like methhead skinny
>>33574716nta, the real audacity is thinking that you can get away with pulling rank when you're an anonymous image board poster
>>33574716You're on atoga, and you still don't realize that e-whores and incels are a universal thing.
Men don’t care about values or getting alone or even sexually compatability. As long as she’s hot theyll date her
>>335742161 inch punisher.1 pump will never get me to cum and I will reserve the right to keep fwbs indefinitely.
>>33574725we're very open-minded like that
>>33574724lmfao i'd kill for a goofy gf to do dumb shit like this in public with. wish i could take her thrifting so we can go be creatures together with old abandoned bullshit
>>33574718yeah... as a man im not calling a manicure place myself. They'll think im a creep
Speaking of jiggle, my doctor did one of those body composition scans and apparently my lean body mass (so bones, organs, muscles, fluids) is 104lbs at 5'3. Men, how many lbs of fat should I layer over this for the optimal level of jiggle and smoothness?
Femanons, what's a bigger turnoff for a man?Having weird unusual hobbies or having no hobbies at all?
>>33574537when i sweet talk my cats i tell my boy kitty stuff like "are you my boy? are you my prettiest sweetest boy ever??? oh yeah? uh huh? my pretty lovely boy.... sweet boy..." etc. i would probably do that to my boyfriend too if i had one cuz that's like the only outlet ive had for affection in my life so far and idk how else to do it
>>33574732Idk, do you have big ass boobies?
>>33574733having weird hobbies is interesting, could be bad or good depending on what they are. having no hobbies is scary. are you a serial killer? what do you do with your life?
>>33574718actually same but for like all adults. nta and nag. grown-ass people that have issues with shit like this annoy me. it's one thing if you have some kind of genuine issue or some other mental dysfunction, but i see so many people that are just fine but that otherwise can't do this, it's insane
>>33574713How might a man help you feel a million more often?
>>33574728ARE YOU OPEN MINDEU? https://youtube.com/shorts/EYxbJDLEy6w
>>33574732*exactly* 11 more pounds.
>>33574724>incels are universal thingwhat does this even mean>>33574723it's not "pulling rank" moron, it makes sense to only give advice on something you know a thing or two aboutalso you're retarded because you got your pants twisted in a bunch, when the incel you're defending literally used the word "meritocracy" basically "pulling rank" on that anonette
>>33574734oh fuck, i didn't even think about that, i'm the same actually. i'd call my boy kitty "my little monkey man", which now that i think about it i don't think would be appreciated by women...back to the drawing board
>>33574736Yeah
>>33574714Of course I can!
>>33574573Not that one. It looks weird.
>>33574742Noted
>>33574747Ok I'm gonna say 40 pounds of tits and ass
>>33574684Yeah but they’re pretty fun to play with
>>33574717What if I marry a girl who actually gets off from being raped? Like she tells me repeatedly that I should ignore what she wants and just rape her even if she screams and cries and fights back and refuses to even discuss having a safe word or any safety measures in place?
>>33574750thats a plant
>>33574702David Mitchell is a comedian; he's making a joke.
>>33574740He should also be interested in looking his best, so we can eat healthy, work out, get enough sleep, take care of ourselves so we are both hot af when we fuck like rabbits.
>>33574753Alright, also noted
>>33574743>what does this even meanI'm saying incels and e-whores have six degrees of separation.
>tfw you crack open a red bull afterworkYup
>>33574669>If I did somethingYou are asking to have sex with other people.That is much more than just "something".>>33574673Ok, incel.
>>33574743sure looks to me like he was offering some pleasant-sounding words about how she shouldn't be hung up on her looks. i'm not sure why this would set off your hair trigger for when you think that an incel might be posting on 4chan, but apparently it did.
>>33574702>incel doesn't understand comedyA tale as old as British humor..
>>33574759It still doesn’t look like a plant
>>33574762And like thighs too all the normal stuff.
I got such a good question.But I will save it for tomorrow, so I can harvest the (You)s for several hours. :3
>>33574776I mean, I can't really control where the fat goes. I can only control the amount of muscles and how much fat there is to distribute but I'll try my best.
>>33574737To be clear, I have weird hobbies.I went on a date with a girl and she asked me to tell her about myself. The second I told her that I like to learn foreign languages she grimaced and for the remainder of the data looked like she wanted to leave ASAP.I was thinking perhaps in future attempts to just not mention my hobbies, so I wanted to know if It's a sensible strategy
WomenDo you think less of raped men
sluttiness is meritocracy. a 5/10 can get a perfect score on sluttiness, many pretty girls are bad at sex. even in porn the pretty girls cant perform they just look at the camera 24/7 being mid, even amateurs mog them.
>>33574778Likely it's some lame coomer bullshit.
>>33574763im saying it is pretentious to appoint yourself the "slut performance art" connoisseur, saying "it's a meritocracy in this regard" when you've had sex... in theory
>>33574657i'm nta. i am also very inexperienced. i wouldn't be upset at a girl that did abc with her ex and not me,but i might be a bit upset if the nature of our sex wasn't very, idk, trying to please me? i don't need parity in sex acts done, but i DO think there should be parity with the effort you put in to trying to please your partner, which also just feels like common sensebut idk i don't ever date or fuck ppl i don't date so maybe my expectations here are unhinged
>>33574782Now imagine a 10/10 girl that's also a pro at being a good slut. Looking better always makes it even better.
>>33574781Men are the rapist not the victim
>>33574655yeah but they're like whatever, it's not like anybody is every going to see me naked anyway
I have a really bad quirk of smiling like goofball whenever I see a woman I develop a crush for. It's like the anxiety rises straight to my face unless it gets really bad, then my face goes deadpan. I can't help it
>>33574779No worries you'll look fantastic
>>33574780i don't think that's too weird of a hobby, and her reaction seems extreme, but it isn't a great thing to carry conversation about. the 'what are your hobbies' question is meant to be social lubricant, a chance for them to learn about stuff you're into, possibly plan to share the activity later. what she probably grimaced at wasn't languages, but the idea that what you're putting on the table as your best offering for that purpose is a solitary educational activity.offer something fun. nobody's gonna hate you for speaking a bunch of languages, but they want to bond over shared enjoyment.
>>33574763>webmMy dad got diagnosed with cancer last autumn and had to do the whole thing with chemo and radiation. They were unable to cut it out, so that was the chosen treatment method.He had his third checkup just today and it's all looking good. He will finally get his chemo port removed in the next few weeks. While it was a really fucking dire situation and he is in some ways weaker now (they had to remove bad teeth), he is back to gardening and riding his bike like he used to. :)I hope she was able to beat cancer and her body steers clear of it. Early detection makes it so much easier. She's still so young, so I don't know if that makes it more or less likely to recur though.
>>33574675thigh jiggles are very hot thoughbeit
>>33574787He's right though, girls really are separated pretty significantly by how in touch with their sexuality they are. I never thought about it like this before but I fucking hate talking to girls that shut off it shut down their sexuality or are overly self conscious about it. It makes them so fucking unfun to be around.The best skill a woman can have is shutting down her brain and being a dumb bimbo slut and that's real talk.
GirlsFemale colleague told me when I asked her for dating advice is that I should never do something that makes me feel uncomfortable. Is this true?
>>33574768>offering some pleasant-sounding wordskek, no he wasn't. it's not like he said "you're beautiful as is" he was like being less ugly won't help you because being a slut is an art and a meritocracy (KEK at the dumb comment, but the fact it's coming from an incel makes it more contemptible). just in case you couldn't work this out on your own, when people label something as an art, it's meant to exclude others (and for an incel to think he's a sex critic KEK)you know i'm right, but the fact that i called someone an incel (like you) triggered you
Women, how do you feel about semen?
>>33574758Can I get a legal agreement during marriage that says I'm allowed to rape and beat my wife without legal action being taken against me?
>>33574784Oh no, not at all!It was however a very targeted question at one specific anon
>>33574806yes!?? what??i mean if you're uncomortable like anxious, but you want to do it, do it, but never do something you don't want to do?
>>33574805How do I get in touch with my sexuality more? What if getting in touch with it makes me want to do things that might be frowned upon?
>>33574787Wrong. pretty girls are just another niche. That's why many stopped doing porn and switched to social media modeling/influencing.Being a slut and pretty is like being a pop-star and an actor. It's try-hard shit no one cares about.>>33574785I am the CEO of hotties being nasty. I have a PhD in grading women on the 10-scale of being degenerate.>>33574800Cancer scares are super stressful, I hope everything works out.
>>33574809i'll let you know once i get my hands on some
>>33574817I think you just have to find a man that appreciates it.
>>33574811>>33574809>cringe JH fishing
>>33574817nta but oh my god who gives a shit just enjoy yourself ffs that's all there is to it
>>33574820hello beautiful and supple anonymous girl .i would like to make a donation , please.Thanks
>>33574809
>>33574806Yes
>>33574813I’m a 30 year old virgin. But for the first time I started dating a girl, we went on a total of 3 dates. The dates went well until towards the end of each date. We did not kiss because I was too stressed. After the third date, she texted me asking what is wrong with me and if I even like her. I explained to her that I’ve never kissed a girl before and it’s stressing me out and I don’t feel comfortable with it yet . She never replied back, it’s been a week.
men would you rather date an average girl that's good at sex or a pretty girl that's good at sex
>>33574818>I am the CEO of hotties being nasty. I have a PhD in grading women on the 10-scale of being degenerate.Try being a slut-snob after you've had a woman hold your hand retard
>>33574828this is a case of 'you're anxious but you should try to overcome it because you want to do it' i think.
>>33574829The hotter girl would be better at sex than the average
>>33574832True
>>33574818Whats your grading system?
>>33574831but I don’t feel comfortable and it’s really stressed me out. It’s too late now anyways, she hasn’t responded to my last message when I explained it. She’s never going to I’m sure. It’s so over for me. Because this makes me feel even worse
>>33574828nta. sounds like she was being pessimistic about your lack of forwardness. might be worth telling girls ahead of time that you're inexperienced? but idk i'm more or less in the same boat as you are (except i have kissed a girl, though over a decade ago) wrt experience. you might find people that are turned off by being up front about your limitations, but those aren't the sort of people you want in your life imo
>>33574837It was the third date. You’re saying I should have told her on day 1 “hey I’m a virgin! You’re my first date in my entire life!”
>>33574809>>33574822>>33574825
>>33574829whichever one is willing to adopt me while i engage in gremlin behavior (and occasionally fuck me)
>>33574836right, but you aren't uncomfortable because kissing is something you don't want to do, you're uncomfortable because you're afraid you will fuck it up. by not doing it you already fucked it up and didn't avoid any stress to begin with.she was saying don't do anything you're uncomfortable with - as in, the thing itself is unwanted. not, don't do anything hard or scary; we have to face fear to grow as people.
>>33574839Yes
>>33574808>when people label something as an art, it's meant to exclude othersthe unspoken words when people call something an art are always "and not a science" and it's a way of saying there's no set, prescribed way to do it. i think his larger point of looks not mattering all that much is more true than not. i could point to a couple of atoga examples but that would be a little rude! my gripe with you is that you gave nobody any reason to believe that you knew what you were talking about, and you still haven't.
>>33574806No, pushing through discomfort is the only way you'll accomplish anything in life. Just don't do anything that's discordant with your values or your sense of integrity
>>33574840AH sounds too dorky to look like this irl. JH a cute.
>>33574842how do you know that I wanted to kiss her? Because I don’t know myself
>>33574829We need one other factor here. If we're just going off of pretty face and good and sex, ofc id go with the pretty girl. But if the pretty girl is vapid and mean, and the average girl is warm and kind, i'd 1000% pick the average girl
do you think i occupy her mind as much as she occupies mine?i cannot reveal who she is
>>33574851Probably not.
>>33574840>The dildos in the bgoh nooooo lmao
>>33574845>it's a way of saying there's no set,He literally said "it's a meritocracy"!!!!!I'm not reading the rest of your jibberish
>>33574845>point to a couple of atoga examplesAre you saying femanons are ugly sluts?
>>33574853ohmaybe a little bit?
>>33574849because you said you didn't kiss because you were too stressed, and when she asked you said you were nervous. you didn't say you didn't want to. why would i assume that.
BoysIs it a red flag if a girl owns dildos?
>>33574857How would I know?
>>33574829I don't know your definitions of "average" or "pretty". I feel like I'd have more in common with the average girl, resulting in a better relationship, resulting in better sex, but only if "average" actually means average and "pretty" are those girls you'd see at parties and such who likely feel disgusted by living on the same planet as me.
>>33574839i am absolutely not saying you should have said that, i'm saying that she's expecting behavior that she shouldn't have expected with you, and she seems to have interpreted that as mixed signals (very likely focusing on the fact she isn't making you comfortable). expectations are important in any relationship, friendly or romantic.the next time you're on a date, simply mention that you aren't very experienced and that you have to take things kinda slow. women (at least the ones here anyway) are pretty receptive to being someone's first, but it changes how they interpret things (and it probably should! probably that girl was right to feel put off in the world she thought she was living in). i know you were joking but your post kind of illustrates an underlying anxiety about being inexperienced, which you need to be rid of. you're nervous because people have expectations that you can't meet, so...tell them not to have those expectations. seems reasonable enough, no?
>>33574859No, it's generally a massive green flag. But it also depends on the dildos themselves.
>>33574859Nah. I would feel sad if they are bigger than my dick, but im self aware enough to know thats my issue
>>33574859No
>>33574858Yeah I was stressed and not feeling well
>>33574859no, i own all sorts of sex toys. honestly i'd be glad to be with a girl that likes to have fun (cuz that means she'll like to have fun with me, and i DO like fun...)
>>33574796>it's not like anybody is every going to see me naked anywayAnd what if you're wrong about that, and a perfect woman who would otherwise have married you is put off by the scars?
>>33574859Unironically, It's a red flag if girls are sexually active in any way other than with guys they could see themselves marrying
>>33574839>You’re saying I should have told her on day 1 “hey I’m a virgin! You’re my first date in my entire life!”NTA, but yes. I've been on a date with a very religious autistic man; it's much easier to make allowances for certain behaviours if you know their experience level. I know it's a bit different if you're not religious (where virginity is implied) but still.
>>33574863>>33574864>>33574865Unironically speaking, what if one of them is bad dragon?
I'm a really ugly woman. Is there any hope left for me or should I go mascgirl? I'm bulit like a weird boy. I feel stupid wearing make up and shit it just worsens things up.
>>33574862>next time you're on a dateThere probably won’t be a next time. This was very humiliating
>>33574872You can't really be too ugly as a girl if you're a good weight, take care of yourself and put effort into your looks.
>>33574859>Is it a red flag if a girl owns dildos?No, of course not.
>>33574872thank you for deciding on my behalf that you're ugly. i like it when people decide things for me.hope for you looks like not telling me how i feel and getting therapy.
>>33574859As long as she's not comparing me with them or anything like that, it's fine.
>>33574871I mean it still depends on context. The rainbow colors or weird designs are fine, and if it's bigger than the average human dick, that's reasonable. But if it's super huge, I'd wonder if my human dick would even satisfy you.
>>33574871In the grand scheme of things, i honestly wouldn't really care. I might think its kinda funny 2bh. But i'd always feel a bit disheartened by the size
>>33574874I am talking real ugly, looks like a boy
>>33574872>should I go mascgirl?Dress however you want to dress.
>>33574822What part of "oh no, not at all" did yo not get?
Sorry femanons, I haven't been paying you too much attention lately. You can choose the way we cuddle tonight.
>>33574876Haha I am ugly af
>>33574881You women are literally never even remotely as ugly as you think you are.
>>33574884Spooning please. But I run hot, so I'll have to keep a leg outside the duvet.
>>33574859Last women I was interested in, I convinced to buy a dildo and she got one with my penis size.
>>33574855>He literally said "it's a meritocracy"!!!!!so is mma but that doesn't mean there's one correct fighting style or body type for that matter
>>33574881Thats not a thing. You can turn every facial feature into a thing that adds to your overall aesthetic. The only way you can actually be ugly is if you are fat, lazy and don't put in any effort. All those things are totally in your control.
>>33574872Considering that normal guys have 20x as much difficulty dating as normal girls and ugly guys have 400x as much difficulty yet despite this many still find their soulmate, I think you will do just fine
>>33574840>nails briefly pop out of existence and back again
>>33574873oh don't be that way anon, nobody likes watching someone eat sour grapes. an open attitude goes a long way, but you're gonna suffer a lot more setbacks when dating, far more than a third date falling apart with some girl. you're gonna have to grow some thicker skin. i get your hesitation, i'm very similar with my lack of experience, i'm not a push-over but i have a hard time being intimate or making the leap to connecting with others romantically i think because of childhood issues w/my parents, so that might be something worth looking into for yourself.
>>33574871I dont care
>>33574881>I am talking real ugly,NTA, but statistically you're probably wrong. I've met a number of women who thought they were ugly, and none was anywhere near as bad as she thought. Unless you have some sort of major deformity - your face was burned in a fire, say - I doubt you look as bad as you think. No one ever does.
>>33574863Monster tenticalsn8jjj
For those who have siblings, what is your relationship with them like? Either sex, and please say how old you are as well.
>>33574871Not any of those anons but at this point I assume anyone with a BD product bought it for the memes, whether they use it or not.
>>33574871for me personally it'd be a green flag because that'd probably mean they would tolerate my light consumption of 2d furry porn, and i would appreciate feeling like i could be open with them about that
>>33574897Okay?
>>33574893what’s the fucking point. I’m a 30 year old virgin. Women don’t want guys like me and I just saw the very proof of that with my own eyes. It’s more than just a meme
>>33574830Yuck, I've seen where those hands go.>>33574835Enthusiasm. Technique. Fashion sense. Subtlety. Tempo. Sportsmanship. Feedback. Humor. Greed. Specializations. Emotions. There's other factors but they become increasingly niche. The TL;DR is without her saying she's a slut, how obvious is it that she's a total slut.
>>33574881Boys are ugly?
>>33574889"you can do it anonette, there's no one way to be a slut, you can be a supreme slut to one guy but a failed slut to another" isn't what he said he said it's not a photoshoot, it's a performance art, a meritocracy in this regardstop rewriting his comment, you dishonest fuck
>>33574895Can you post face here?
>>33574898>For those who have siblings, what is your relationship with them like? Either sex, and please say how old you are as well.M. I have a sister; we rarely talk. See her and her kids at Christmas but that's about it.
>>33574904>Yuck, I've seen where those hands go.Not your penis, that's for sure
>>33574905For a girl. If I were a boy I wouldn't be so ugly. My face is just not femenine.
>>33574908Can I dox people? No.
>>33574887Sounds lovely. I like feeling a duvet or blanket, but I get hot easily. I hope you don't mind me only covering below my waist, otherwise I'd probably be sweaty.
>>33574871Which one and at which size? An XS Meng on your shelf is very different from an XL Chance
>>33574904What are give aways that she's a total slut without being vulgar about it?
>>33574908No, your post will get deleted and you'll get banned. You could maybe post it in the /soc/ atoga thread and post a link to it here?
>>33574903insane that you managed to date the personification of all womanhood and got her to tell you the final opinion of the grand order of womenly idols. you dated ONE girl who had different expectations than you provided, and you didn't provide that because you have a complex around being a 30 year old virgin. from her perspective, you apparently just wasted her time across two dates because of the complex.
>>33574911Nta but you are just making shit up. Have you seen how feminine femboys can look? They actually have a masculine face to begin with and they can still pull it off. It should be np for you to do the same.
>>33574912you don't know what "dox" means
>>33574911Just go get a bit fit and become a tomboy. Tomboys are hot. (note, this is different than being mascfem or whatever)
>>33574898we're both in our 20s, she's a few years older than me. she left home as a teenager and i got serious abandonment issues over it. we've been getting closer again this years and i'm really conflicted about it and i have no idea if it's a good thing or not.
Believe me when I say I am ugly. I am talking UGLY, not deformed but ugly. It's as if you anons believed no girl can suffer or be alone or be ugly. That is stupid.
>>33574920NTA you're wasting your time with a incel demoralization shill
>>33574920so I should really tell girls as soon as I meet them that I have 0 experience as a 30 year old grown man? That sounds like an immediate loss
>>33574907that's not what i said either. you're either winning the tony award or you're not. it's performance art, it's meritocratic, there are still objective winners and losers.
>>33574924Ok thanks!
>>33574927Just kys already. All you do is complain instead of trying to find the aesthetic that fits with what you were given and make the best of it. Even if you have an ugly face, if you do what you can to be more attractive, you'll be more attractive than a girl with god tier facial genetics that lets herself go.
>>33574927Get over yourself already, you perfectly normal woman.
>>33574927Haven't replied to you yet, people are not usually as ugly as they think. And there are still many ways one can improve their appearance.
>>33574931Kek, tell this to >>33574889
>>33574904>Enthusiasm. My best asset! >Technique. I make an active effort to learn and be deliberate >Fashion sense.Tries, but can sometimes be a little Thrift-Store-Core>Subtlety.Rather bad at this>Tempo.Embarrassing>Sportsmanship.Very good! >Feedback.Takes it well >Humor.Ready to laugh, not always adept at making others laugh>Greed.I sometimes over compensate about this, I'm working on it >Specializations.Hm, not sure? >Emotions.A bit neurotic but often cheerful!
>>33574936i don't even know what the contradiction is supposed to be
>>33574930yeah that's the point retard, so you don't get both your AND some poor girl's expectation up for three whole dates because you can't shit or get off the pot about stuff that you should have 'shit' on the first date. your two situations are this:>she takes it in stride and understands and is willing be accommodating because why not if you're an otherwise nice person>it's not quite what she's looking for for whatever reason, and you are now free to repeat until you find the first personthe whole process of finding the former goes by a lot faster when you only have to do one date per person instead of three.oh and by the by, it probably wasn't the "being a virgin" that fucked you over here, it's because you were withholding information. if i learned someone i was dating had withheld important stuff from me for multiple dates, i would be pretty put off by it too (though it's heartless to just ghost you, so there's no defending that)
>>33574938This post feels tranny coded.
>>33574872>>33574924What's the difference between a tomboy and this mascgirl/mascfem thing?
>>33574933I was asking precisely that. If a masc aesthetic would fit best an ugly girl for you.
>>33574939How about you rephrase your comments since we started talking then tell me how that doesn't contradict what he said kek
>>33574941I think the autism could explain that
>State gender:Is it strange that seeing women puts me (M) in a better mood? I don't mean checking them out, just seeing them.
>>33574943No it doesn't. What does that even mean? Get a short hair cut and start wearing boys clothes?
>>33574946F, no, thats the whole point.
>>33574945Thats what they always say.
>>33574946MDepends on your mood. Women seem wicked when you're alone, as they said.
>>33574898F, 28. I have two older sisters and one brother. My brother is a year younger than me and we're very close. He looks up to me (God knows why!). I'm less close with my eldest sister since she got married and moved out, but I still see her fairly regularly and she's very dependable whereas my parents aren't. She sort of brought us all up in a way. My other sister I hang out with because we both still live at home, but there isn't any true intimacy there and she mostly just talks at me. But we go out together a lot and have dinner together.
>>33574947Yes. Without being trans though. I just feel stupid and pathetic trying to be femenine.
>>33574942ntaim no expert but, you can still tell tomboys are straight or at least bi. When i imagine mascgirl, i think butch lesbian. Thats not what you wanna go for
>>33574944i'll just dip out since i'm just being a sperg and you're just making fun of me and nobody else gives a shit
>>33574950Do you feel the same with men?
>>33574954Then at least go for something androgynous. Trying to look masc will most likely make it worse.
>>33574955But how can you tell the difference?
>>33574913That'll be okay, so long as you don't mind me keeping the fan on whilst I'm under the covers. The duvet is comforting.
>>33574957Yes.
>>33574945So he's an autism tranny and not a goonclown tranny? Because that's not better.
>>33574940>withholding informationI may be a virgin but know what you just said is absolute retardation. That is not “witholding information”. To “withhold information” would be if I had AIDS and didn’t tell her. Something that would harm her. Me never having see a pussy isn’t vital to know
>>33574958Ok thanks.
>>33574943>would best fit an ugly girlSee the reason you're annoying the anons is that "UGLY" doesn't give us any practical information. Your question actually is "I look too masculine for a girl, what should my aesthetic be?" But since you're so hung up on demanding the anons agree that you're "UGLY", it just sounds like you want to vent and get validation. "UGLY" means too many different things, and good advice for one brand of ugly would be bad for a different brand of ugly.
>>33574908You can on soc if you want for whatever reason>>>/soc/34143691
>>33574953>God knows whyIs he shorter than you?
>>33574965She's probably just fat.
>>33574952>Depends on your mood. Women seem wicked when you're alone, as they said.I'm actually single.
>>33574969No shit.
>>33574962I'm the same Anon as before (what's the opposite of NTA?). I meant that I'm an autistic girl and a disproportionate number of trans girls are autistic too so you may have acquired the association from that
As some one who does *not* think vaginas are ugly, how can i get a gf that feels the same way about dicks? If i get a gf that thinks dicks are ugly, but i think vaginas are nice, it will feel so one sided
>>33574971Anyone who claims to be trans and also asexuals are far on the spectrum. There is a reason why nobody who says they are asexual are normal healthy people. They all have something mentally wrong with them
>>33574960Agree, that sounds perfect. Now come here and let me tell you how good you are.
>>33574963i don't think i'm the one that needs to be lectured about "absolute retardation" after you blew it with a chick THREE dates in because you can't into communication rofl
>>33574968This. Whenever I've seen a girl complain about "looking like a boy", it's always because she's chubby and unfortunately carries a lot of weight in her face/cheeks. So, assuming she's indeed overweight, all she needs to do is lose weight.
>>33574970>No shit.Women don't seem wicked to me, though?
>>33574973Nobody except some retarded radfems thinks that and those are easy to avoid when dating.
>>33574969Yeah, it was just a reference. And there are differences between being single, lonely and alone.
>>33574974Where did asexuality come in to the conversation?
Jesus is coming back. Holy FUCK bros I need to repent.
>>33574973It's not like I have much experience, but from what I've heard, women can appreciate and like dicks without thinking that they're aesthetically pleasing. And even so, a few think that.
>>33574959I dont know shit about fashion, so its hard to explain. I'm looking at pictures to compare rn. Maybe its the hair?
>>33574983>Jesus is coming back. Holy FUCK bros I need to repent.We all do.
>>33574978She probably also has a big belly which makes her feel like she has a stocky frame. Fatties will always cope and find excuses instead of just losing the weight.
>>33574971"AYRT" I think. Anon You Replied To.
>>33574983No he isn't. There is no god.
>>33574983Jesus is not real. Take your meds.
>>33574977No, you’re just stupid. You’re trying to talk smart, but you’re not. You think just because I’m a virgin that I don’t understand how life works.
>>33574983>I need to repentUnfortunately, repentance has to be sincere.
>>33574971>what's the opposite of NTA?original poster, obviously
>>33574956He's not saying it's an art where you can express yourself whichever way you see fit, and he literally thinks he's an expert. which is what you disagreed with me on all along. and ironically said i was pulling rank kek ciao, retard
>>33574989Ah, this was the one I was thinking of, thank you!>>33574995I don't think OP applies since I wasn't the first poster in the reply chain, just the one prior
>>33574992yeah that's right anon i'm just a big dummy, wtf do i know. you clearly know superior.anyway so what plans did you have for that fourth date again?
>>33574978NtaI look like a boy because I can’t gain weight and have zero curves
>>33574946MAs much as I'd like to have someone, I think I just prefer seeing women from afar and not actually observing them talk and behave because that usually turns out to be a big turnoff quickly.
>>33574999You are so retarded it hurts my brain.
>>33574999NTALithe and thin girls can also be very cute and attractive.
>>33574983He’s back but didn’t learn your language, hope you know Aramaic.
>>33574998There isn’t going to be a fourth date, did you not read?
>>33574999God, you're so fucking stupid.
>>33575007NTAYeah, he knows, he's being sarcastic man.
GenderWhat's the most recent lesson you learned about the other sex?
>>33574999None of those things are relevant when you have a girly face.What is your face like, skin, hair etc.?
>>33574975>Now come here and let me tell you how good you are.*melts*
>>33574983Taking bets on the ethnicity of the second coming. Should "second coming" be capitalized her? Genuine question, I don't know.
>>33574973In what ways do you see this playing out? I doubt your girlfriend is going to call your dick ugly to your face. Do you want her to say nice things about it? Is neutral enough? Are you planning on saying nice things about hers?
>>33574916Sluts are usually somewhat incomplete and they rely on various kinds of distractions to not be driven crazy by their own inclinations towards sluttiness. They give the impression of someone with a nicotine addiction. In their life, but needing to be somewhere else.The same way a swimmer has a swimmer's body, or a boxer has a boxer's body, or a tennis player has a tennis player's body, a slut has a slut's body. She is optimized for her particular slut niche; submissives enjoy being used and everything about their life revlves around being usable. They wear clothing that allows maximum passivity for the least amount of personal effort. Normal women care about being comfortable, slutty women do not care about anything pertaining to inhibition or comfort. They are modest out of a sense of guilt or camouflage, not out of chastity. dominants enjoy reclaiming control and agency. They believe in dress for success, and rely heavily on social signaling through externals. Whereas submissives are shamefully discrete, dominants are stoically combative. They prefer subcultural trends and detest wealth because it evokes traditionalist worldview. A dominant's body is a tool for getting her way. Her entire theme is proactivity and agility. She wants what is hers and this manifests as an attentive sense for greed disguised as justice. This is in contrast to the submissive. The submissive wants a small portion of pre-defined things, everything else either doesn't exist or doesn't matter. The dominant wants everything for free.TL;DR a slut is ruled by her subconscious mind, and her subconscious makes her follow slutty patterns that normal women do not follow. These patterns affect diet, social strategies and her sense of good and bad.>>33574910>penis jokes alreadyGetting upset that I noticed you. You should be flattered, really.>>33574938>Sportsmanship.>Very good!arguably the most important metric
>>33575011f, the male sluttiness to intelligence correlation is a bell curve
>>33575011MThat maybe they don't despise me by default as I thought. Maybe.
>>33574977not witholding that he isn't the chad each and every single woman want would've blown his chances much earlier
>>33575011>Gender>What's the most recent lesson you learned about the other sex?Women are huge, massive, shameless teases!
>>33575011At first I thought I had a decent post here, but it would just have been a cheap stab at a different anon desu.
>>33574965>I look too masculine for a girl, what should my aesthetic be?You are right, that would have been a better question.>demanding the anons agreeI do not need their agreement. I do not want to vent or get validation, for it is a fact. I mean ugly as in masculine looking and weird.>good advice for one brand of ugly would be bad for a different brand of uglyOk. I have a round face even though I am thin, a broad nose, big eyebrows, thin lips and overall not attractive at all features. Proportions just wrong. Then I have a bad constitution, small tits, flat ass, broad back... I should have said I feel stupid trying to look pretty for myself, pride, self esteem or whatever. I will never be cute or femenine. I look trans (I am not).
>>33575019>arguably the most important metricHell yeah. What ways are best for sportsmanship to be demonstrated?
>>33574893For "what ever reason" being an inexperienced man is not something that any women want, funny how women work.
>>33575020I think this makes sense
>>33571793Wtf who was this
>>33575019What about a switch?
>>33574968I am not.>>33574999If I gained weight I would end up being fat, not sexy.
>>33574862>telegraph immediately that you're a loser with no women so that she can move on to someone who fucksThe female dating strategy realbrain slop has come to 4chan
>>33575033He literally said "some random depressed guy"?
>>33575020So mid men are the most slutty, but smart and dumb men are not? Hard disagree, at least depending on your definition of "intelligence".
>>33575033All me. Everything in these threads are my machinations.
>>33575038I want him to own up >>33575040You can't talk to me that way
girlsIf you started dating a man who you were insanely attracted to, like he makes you beyond horny, but the first time you suck his cock you are absolutely disgusted and repulsed by the taste of his cum, what would you do?
Women, do (You) look like Morgan Eckroth?
>>33574837pessimistic about having to date someone who isn't like her exes.
>>33575024If you take out the bitterness, what would the post be?
>>33574980i dont think its just them>women can appreciate and like dicks without thinking that they're aesthetically pleasingthis is what i dont want>Do you want her to say nice things about it?yeah>Are you planning on saying nice things about hers?I think so, yeah
>>33575013Aren't you cute. Don't melt too much or I won't be able to hold you.
>>33575042That anon? Me. The OP of the thread? Me. Your favourite personalities? All me. I am the puppet master of this little game we play.
>>33575043FThis would never be an issues because if I'm that horny the penis is going immediately in my pussy
>>33575049i'm regarded. forgot to reply to the others>>33574985>>33575018
>>33575019>penis jokes already>jokesNo.
>>33575045I wish.
>>33575054Ugh shut up
>>33575031it seems the saying "small minded" is to be taken literal
>>33575022oh i have no doubt it was very very visually obvious he wasn't chad. the earlier you fail the quicker you can move on btw, general life lesson for ya once you graduate high school>>33575030plenty of women like the idea of having an inexperienced man, look at how much men clamor over virginity...what i think they don't like is thinking you're with someone that you actually aren't. if some girl thinks you're a doctor because you talk about all this work you do at a hospital, only for you to end up working the giftshop...you're gonna run into some walls there. this anon did the same shit lolby all means don't listen to me, but you better have the confident to go in for the kill because you can't bitch about woman not wanting inexperienced men and then refusing to get experience
>>33575055I mean what if he wants you to suck him off. Maybe you’re on your period or something I don’t know. That or maybe he demands you suck on him
>>33575060You hate me now, but tomorrow you will love me again. See you then. :^)
>>33575060You can't tell me/us what to do!
>>33575039no, the other way around dummy the himbos and the genius are the ones that fuck, it's the midwits that limit themselves
>>33575046reckon most girls would probably jump at the opportunity lol
>This would never be an issues because if I'm that horny the penis is going immediately in my pussy>I'll just use the man for his penis without caring about any foreplay, buildup and care for what he's like, and then I'll judge his dick's performance and dump him.This is why guys should steer clear of women into casual sex.
Alright, enough fighting. Say 2 nice things about the opposite gender right now!
>>33575042>I want him to own upAre you the femanon he replied to?>>33575048It would have been a post with vitriol and looking down on that anon.
>>33575043>If you started dating a man who you were insanely attracted to, like he makes you beyond horny, but the first time you suck his cock you are absolutely disgusted and repulsed by the taste of his cum, what would you do?That would suck. Insist he sort out his diet, quit drinking and vaping. If that doesn't fix it, I'd probably insist he only ever cum externally, on me. I'd be worried if he came in me that he would give me BV. D:
>>33575043Cum always tastes disgusting. The trick is to get aroused by the humiliating aspect of swallowing something disgusting.
>>33575072Wanna fuck.Wanna talk with.
>>33575069Sounds correct.
>>33574988I am not fat, I am thin.
>>33575074>vitriol and looking downWhat did anon do to warrant that?
does it give women the ick when you tell them how cute you think they are and how much they mean to you?
>>33575063Yeah, he definitely must've gone on and on about what sort of sex god he is and then she has seen through his lies. Most importantly, he wasted her precious time she could have spent getting railed.
Manons should do mating dances and battle for femanon attnetion
>>33575045No like 2 other actresses one thats made fun of on tv a lot
>>33575072Women have a left boobWomen have a right boobTwo nice things
>>33575069disagree. average guys fuck, 70iq and very smart guys are autists and don't fuck
>>33575065>maybe he demands you suck on himWe're breaking up I don't suck dick
Women i just realised i say "like" a lot. Is this an ick?
>>33575080I heard that if you eat pineapple cum doesn't taste so bad
>>33575072MKind to me when I don't deserve it.They can keep the same good smell the whole day, it's wizardy.
Womens. As the weather gets cooler and the leaves start falling from trees and shit, are you glad that men will no longer be lustfully staring at your bare and sandaled feet, wishing they were jizzing on your exposed toes?
>>33575083Then go work out so your back becomes more balanced and grow an ass and thighs.
>>33575074>Are you the femanon he replied to?Yes
>>33575099Ok thanks anon.
>>33575084I don't like that you want me to say what I didn't want to write.Whether my post would have been warranted or not, doesn't matter.It came from a place of anger over getting hurt and pointing fingers would have only made me feel bad afterwards. This >>33575024 is the only amount of valve I am comfortable with, without feeling bad afterwards.Let's please leave it at that.
>>33575093>t.midwit that tells himself he can't get pussy because he's actually a genius
>>33575090I think I'd rather battle anything in a video game than being subjected to your selective and insincere attention.
>>33575087you're bad at sarcasm. esl or retarded?actually, it doesn't matter to me. this isn't even a "society" thing, she just thought she was in the situation she'd normally be in with 99.999% of other guys, except she wasn't, and that's the end of the story there's nothing interesting here, that anon (and most others replying to me and incels in general actually) are just DUMMIES!
>>33575096It will still always have a gross consistency and ingesting someone elses bodily fluids will never not be disgusting by default.
>>33575101Tell me what happened.
Women who work as counter-extremism or counter-hate group researchers for nonprofitsDo you genuinely think that the conversations you read on 4chan are reflexive of organized male supremacist, anti-woman hate groups? Especially on places like /atoga/ where these types of ideologies get rightly called out and shut down. The guys in this thread are more jaded to that kind of thing than radicalized by it imho.
>>33575108He was mean to me
>>33575072Soft of body. Soft of demeanor.**anyone attempting to argue this point will be hit with a shovel
>>33575106You're right and everyone else is retarded. You must now make some misandrist tiktoks to lay off steam.
>>33575072Men make me feel good when their dick gets hard for me. They can also be hot af.
>>33575116>more senseless objectification
>>33575077>BVWhat is that?>>33575080>humiliating aspectI think sucking cock wasn’t suppose to be a degrading act
>>33575072MThey are beautiful souls. There isn't anything nicer or worth more on this planet than the female sovl, and I mean that.
>Women get frustrated with men who are obviously only looking for sex and are very forward about it>Women will also ghost a man or limit contact if he doesn't pick up on hints she wants him to beg her for a rough fuckWhy In college this one chick who I didn't realize was trying to ask me to go to her place for sex until later cut contact with me because she didn't get any dick from me. This behavior from men is called "the trash takes itself out" by most women when men do it, no?
Here's a funny story that happened recently>at gym>finish all my exercises>try to break my fear of talking to women>see a girl that seems to always go at the same time as I do>fuck it I'll approach. I'll bail if the shit goes bad>"Hey, can I ask you something?">shit feels worse than an actual confrontation>"Hey, yeah sure" - she smiles>feeling a tiny bit light headed, at the brink of turning my words into bumbling and stutter, this unironically feels like a borderline confrontation>as I'm about to ask her something some fucking twig comes up from behind "hey are you still using that machine?" answer "no" immediately>back to talking with the girl>"You look like someone I've went to school with in elementary" (for context I still am in my home city)>"Well no I am from another place">"Oh alright, guess I mistook you for someone">"Is that all you wanted?">"Yeah" and leaveHypothetically, if this happened to you femanons would you take me for a weirdo? Also was she expecting more out of this conversation like a potential date by asking "is that all you wanted", she didn't say it in an annoyed voice or anything.
>>3357501M.>What's the most recent lesson you learned about the other sex?I don't deserve them.
>>33575111No, you silly, I meant what made you feel cursed or that men think of you as evil?Tell me what happened.
>>33575119Yes. Take it you little slut.
>>33575103I don't want you to say more than you're comfortable with. However, I don't understand sparing the feelings of someone you supposedly feel vitriol and a need to look down on.
>>33575120No, but swallowing cum is.
>>33575094Even for your husband? Why not?
Is it fucked up that I remember being on 4chan as far back as 2009 when I was skipping a Graphic Design class in community college to eat Halloween candy and shitpost here all day?
>>33575126>boys are going to think I'm so cool if I use the nasty wordsWomen's brains never mature past high school.
>>33575114no, i must now go make money and continue enraging retards that can't into basic causal logic
>>33575072Breedable little tummies Some of them know how to cook
>>33575104>projectingI'm a midwit.
>>33575129so guys who like to have their gf swallow their cum enjoy degrading them?
>>33575132Midwit detected.
>>33575119I like when women objectify us :3
Why do low-key misogynists have the best dick?
>>33575133do you perhaps have some serious logic with you, or is your whole life about casual things?
>>335751324chan for both sexes is representative of severe mental autism cases. Not good or normal people.
>>33575124Why not?
>>33575130I'll suck my husbands dick like once a year or so I've never had the urge
>>33575141Same. Wish they'd make a dildo with the shape of our dicks, then use it in front of us so we know that they don't need us.
>>33575141>you should smile moreThe irony here is palpable. Tens of thousands of women seethe about being told this exact thing.
>>33575142High profile are better. Look at all the high profile women who fucked Andrew Tate
>>33575135Women are useless retards that have lost the ability to cook.Have to do everything for them... Now when a woman does anything in my kitchen I get mad and stop her from doing anything before anything gets fucking ruined.
>>33575131I crossed the point where I've been here for longer than I wasn't here this year.I've been on this site for half my life.
>>33575138Yes. Which isn't a bad thing, it just is. No reason to try and deny it. It's about "making her" swallow it. >inb4 I like it because it makes me feel desired and appreciated Yes, because she is degrading herself for your pleasure. Thats what makes you feel like her special boy that she would do everything for.
>>33575141>You look way too good to be a cashierInsensitive bullshit.
>>33575125They do not like me
>>33575147That’s weird. Isn’t it not very fair if it’s something he enjoys but you only give it to him once a year?
What's with that saying "the child who is left in the cold will burn down the village to feel its warmth"?Why do people think that's okay to say when that phrase is literally school shooter logic?
Women how hard do you wanna be spanked? Do you like being choked?What are your sexual fantasies and kinks?
>>33575155>Thats what makes you feel like her special boy that she would do everything for.Not when she’s already swallowed the cum of others
>>33575149Anon, women cannot and will not ever self reflect.
>>33575161Because that's what tends to happen when people feel rejected and left out, like it or not.
>>33575026>I do not need their agreementThis >>33574927 is what I meant by you being demanding. You are demanding that your "facts" are accepted as "facts">I have a round face even though I am thin, a broad nose, big eyebrows, thin lipsAlright now we're getting somewhere! If you've never done your eyebrows before and don't know where to start, schedule to get them threaded. Then you can keep up the outline from there. Having thin lips can make the contrast in a lip color more important. Without seeing what you're working with, I'd suggest emphasizing a cupid's bow vs all-over overlining >Then I have a bad constitution, Do you mean complexion? Bad in what ways? Differin (adapalene) was a lifesaver for me. >small tits, flat ass, broad back.I have this issue. I like flared skirts that are cinched at the smallest part of my waist (versus a skirt on the hips). It gives the illusion of wider hips and balances my shoulders. But I'm guessing you aren't comfortable wearing skirts and dresses. So instead I'd suggest wearing bootcut jeans and well fitted scoop neck t shirts. I like ones with cap sleeves. The scoop I find super important. Crew necks over emphasize the amount of fabric that it takes to get from one shoulder to the next. And it adds a feminine curve at my neckline that balances out the fact that I have no breasts there to give their own feminine curve.I do think you could lean into the tomboy aspect to gain some comfort with styling yourself. One way I've done this is going tight on one half loose on the other. I'll wear an oversized jean jacket with black skinny jeans. I'll wear loose fit pants with a tight top. You can experiment with sleeveless shirts, tank tops, and spaghetti straps if you want, though YMMVConsider also any accessories: shoes, caps, beanies, jewelry, headbands etc. They can really help direct an outfit to a particular aestheticWhat's your hair like?
>>33575159If my vagina isn't enough for him he can divorce me
>>33575123>Hypothetically, if this happened to you femanons would you take me for a weirdo? No, but you sound like you're lying. I've had guys I've actually been to school with talk to me, and they remember my name. Or I've seen guys who went to school with me, I recognise them, but don't mention it. >Also was she expecting more out of this conversationI don't think so. I think she sounds very confident and could tell you were lying and wanted something more, but she wasn't afraid of turning you down.
>>33575141I swear the woman in the third panel gets bigger boobs every time I see this posted. >>33575149Holy fuck you're the most retarded man on the internet. Kill yourself.
>>33575162>spanked and chokedYou know that Gen Z considers those vanilla right? Im not joking
>>33575135Yea, they learn to cook and claim to love cooking for you, and two years down the line tell the judge that they're been working full time in your house, cooking your meals, and that you've all but forced them to do that though financial oppression. Therefore, they get awarded with hundreds of thousands and a monthly income on top.
>>33575162My sexual fantasy is a man being nice and truly respecting me as a person.
>>33575161Because they want to validate their own immature and impotent feelings of revenge for having been "slighted". That's something that people say that always blame everything in their life on others instead of taking responsibility. Which is exactly what school shooters do, so thats why it has that feel.
>>33575166That's fucking horseshit. I've been rejected and left out my whole life and haven't tried to bUrN iT alL dOwN. People who think that way are frankly pieces of shit.
>>33575128Kicking somebody who hurt you and themself because of their own srupidity might be satisfying in the moment, but it leaves a bitter aftertaste and like you lower yourself to their level.It's an urge most people who have been hurt have, but I think we should try to keep ourselves from acting on it.
>>33575164See the second part of >>33575171 and also kill yourself immediately.
>>33575163This. Sex doesn't feel special with experienced women, it's hollow
>>33575163Nobody really cares what you think about it.
>>33575175Why is it that women equate men respecting women as people with men having literally no sexual interest or fantasies whatsoever?
>>33575171>Holy fuck you're the most retarded man on the internet. Kill yourself.bad when men say it, le good when women say itTranslation good enough for your ape tier cognitive abilities?
>>33575170Appreciate the honesty and I have nothing to prove that I'm not lying. Just take my word for it. If I wanted to ask her for her number I'd definitely shoot my shot then.
>>33575157I'd be interested in knowing more, but you don't have to talk about it if you don't want to.
>>33575179Congrats for being better, I guess. Usually when people are left out or mocked, they tend to be resentful.
>>33575161The phrase is a warning, not a suggestion.
>>33575184okay cuck
Girls go to gym dressed like this and expect men to not steal glancesI think its not only mean, its also dishonest.
>>33575181>Kicking somebody who hurt you and themself because of their own srupidity might be satisfying in the moment, but it leaves a bitter aftertaste and like you lower yourself to their level.No, it's called justice. I spent my life turning the other cheek and it's left me with life long anger issues. Anyway, thanks for answering.
>>33575049>>33575056I feel like if you said a couple of nice things about hers, and set the stage for that, she'd be more likely to speak up by saying nice things about yours. My bf and I both like each others', so we're at least a positive case study for you
>>33575190Like most autists instead of being resentful I've always tried to reverse-engineer ways to be part of groups or make a positive difference in peoples' lives based on observation.
>>33575197Go to bed gym creep
>>33575162>Do you like being choked?Okay, I'm going to post this again. https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2025/jul/07/no-safe-way-risks-of-choking-during-sexI suggest you read the whole thing, but a brief extract:>‘There is no safe way to do it’: the rapid rise and horrifying risks of choking during sex.>Now thought to be the second most common cause of stroke in women under 40, it can also lead to difficulty swallowing, incontinence, seizures, memory problems, depression, anxiety and miscarriage. How has this extreme practice been normalised?
>>33575197And most of them have bfs.
>>33575175Oh yeah, I'm going to respect you so much that you'll beg me for more.
>>33575185They want you to be dickless
Women would you date a man who is largely a nintendo fan?
>>33575209No. You sound like you don't know what it feels like to have really good sex.
>>33575189What more do you want to know
Why are some women obsessed with masked men?
>>33575209No, I would not date a man who works as the Super Nintendo of Schools. Guys who work in education usually have something wrong with them, even the administrators.
>>33575211>You sound like you don't know what it feels like to have really good sex.Well yes, i am a virgin after all
>>33575202Again, glad that your personal experience and anecdotal evidence shows that you have no problem being discriminated. Sometimes people are rejected for reasons that are not that easily solved though.
>>33575214It allows for more projection.
>>33575203Just stop dressing like a whore
>>33575214It reminds a woman of childhood when her dad hired a group of his friends to abduct her into the back of their van and gang rape her while wearing balaclavas over their faces.
why does my earwax smell kinda nice?
>>33575216Obviously.
>>33575215>Super Nintendo of SchoolsLol you tried
I thought I was finally doing good on my own, but tonight I remembered how it feels to hug a loved one. Here's hoping I forget again.Are you fine with being alone anons?
>>33575219No, I enjoy annoying men like you
>>33575027Sportsmanship has passive and active forms. Passive sportsmanship is basically being a person that rarely gets upset regardless of what is being said, they might get upset but they get over it rather quickly because they value being a good sport.Active sportsmanship is basically being a person that is agreeable and open to doing whatever, it's a "sure I don't see why not?" kind of disposition.There's dominant and submissive manifestations of sportsmanship. Dominants *test* sportsmanship, whereas submissives *demonstrate* sportsmanship. If a dominant demonstrates sportsmanship, it's because they value being a gracious leader. If a submissive tests sportsmanship, it's because they value a gracious leader.If you want to demonstrate sportsmanship the only real way is to respond properly after being tested. If you want to *signal* sportsmanship, the best way is to be a kind of silly and optimistic kind of person.>>33575034Sounds harsh, but switches are schizophrenic, they are a coinflip and caught between two extremes, they're either very experienced or very indecisive. Experienced switches are basically teachers, they're inclined towards teaching and informing others, not really because they want to, but more because they *have* to, because they're basically a chimera of kinks they picked up from god-knows-where. They're the most in-tune with male preference, where the submissive is motivated by a selfish desire for usability, and the dominant is just greedy and capable, the switch is basically a wandering nomad. They're a free spirit not too attached to people usually because they're often misunderstood or because they're incompatible with the other types to a certain extent. They're the most likely to do onlyfans because submissives are somewhat "free-use" and dominants generally value discretion because they're possessive. Switches are niche snowflakes wanting a piece of everything and it reflects itself through quirkiness.>>33575057Nice reply.
>>33575216Are you not counting the time you were raped with a wooden mop handle in a urinal stall by school bullies?
>>33575220Why do the fun things always happen to other girls.
>>33575225I don't have much choice at the moment.
>>33575225Sort of. I'm fine with being alone by itself, I'm not glad with the fact that I'm alone most of the time and against my will.
>>33575227>no teachers thought I was fuckable
>>33575222Not sure what that has to do with my love for nintendo games
>>33575167Thank you so much! This is amazing advice. I have long curly hair.
Women, why did one of you let her boyfriend grab my dick outside of a pizza restaurant today and then act like it was no big deal? Just so you know I reported your bf to the po po.
>>33575226Fine, just expect to be treated like a whore and stared at.
>>33575239You don't have the balls for that
>>33575162>Women how hard do you wanna be spanked? Not very hard. It feels best when there is a lot of slow build up.>Do you like being choked?I like being choked until I'm unconscious. But it's dangerous so I don't do it anymore.>What are your sexual fantasies and kinks?Incest fantasies. Geriatric men. Being restrained. Being disciplined, physically and behaviourally. I want to be someone's sex slave; chained up in a basement, looked after, used for sex, exactly to his specifications.
>>33575238Back to jerking off I see?
I have two Master's degrees and 9 years of work experience, so why are the only jobs I can get warehouse jobs that don't require an interview and where my manager has his gang of bullies hold me down on the loading docks and shove blunt objects up my rectum to teach me a lesson when I screw up the paperwork prepping?
>>33575203No im going at like 6 am lol!!!Im watching deadlock games and playing maple
>>33575238I dont have a bf, sorry you got sexually assaulted anon. Why didnt you fart on him or hit him with your shoes? Are gay?
>>33575241For about 3 minutes and then you ruin his life. Pointless post.
>>33575236You would know if you ever busted a nut balls deep into pussy. Until then, good luck.
>>33574627shower more and smell is something you eating
Boys especially virgin boysWatch starting at 14:10 tell me your thoughts about how being a virgin is bad for the penis?https://youtu.be/QHjJT9BXEUw?si=RjvlbJzkE2yquzuo
>>33575240You're not worth my time to bother.
>>33575212It's ok, good night.
>>33575243Can you stop posting your cringe kink posts
>>33575227>If you want to demonstrate sportsmanship the only real way is to respond properly after being tested. If you want to *signal* sportsmanship, the best way is to be a kind of silly and optimistic kind of personNoted, thank you!Overall I'm enjoying your analysis here, including on doms, subs, vs switches. D/s makes for such fascinating human studies. All these people involved in the same act from different perspectives and motivations and results. Fun!
>>33575251I'm not giving your channel any views, sorry not sorry.
>>33575253And your opinion is not worth considering when choosing what to wear
>>33575254Are you mad at me too now?
>>33575255Just ignore it.
>>33575227>it reflects itself through quirkinessWhat quirkiness would indicate to you that you're dealing with a switch slut?
How is chronic masturbation treated these days? Electrical shock therapy? Permanent residence in an asylum?
Are femanons irritated at us today because they are unbearably horny?
>>33575257why the fuck would a urologist come here to post her channel, retard
>>33575251I only watched a minute and I still want my time back
>>33575267It's because it's a full moon and this is when the blood welling up in their vajayjay's turns them into WhereWolf's.
Femanons, I made moidslop for dinner, you want some?
>>33575198I don't particularly believe in vigilantism, though I realize this is not really the same.They got their own justice served by still hurting themselves and being miserable.It might seem arrogant, but I enjoy being the better person and just look at the trainwreck, but not laugh about it.If what it takes for you to get even with somebody is to tell it to their face, that's how you prefer doing it and ok.
I hope all women with tattoos get horrific tattoo cancer and die.
>>33575274Why only women? I'm a moid and I have a tattoo of Jack Skellington's face on each of my two gonads.
>>33575258Men are still going to think you're a whore
the only good thing about summer is that I get a glimpse at women's armpits all the timeother than that I fucking hate summer
>>33575276And? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIOBuzjflqQ
I wonder how many women would stop frying onions and garlic every day if their boyhusbandfriend really hated the smell.
>>33575259No, I am ok.I think it would be silly to be mad at you, just because you don't spill your entire life story.
I, too, love reading essays by turbovirgins on how sex works.
>>33575273Kek, so if they weren't miserable you'd feel like shit. You're not a better person. You just think you're even now because they're miserable.
>>33575278Don't expect men to love you because they never will
Why are sex workers societally looked down upon instead of revered as teachers of pleasure and masters of their field? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0LydWpBQts
>>33575281KEKYou won the "too smart for this place" award for today (no /s)
>>33575287I'm not giving your channel any views, sorry not sorry.
>>33575282Yes, that is unfortunately my arrogance that I have not gotten rid of yet.
Are you deeply in debt to gangsters who may tie your feet to bricks and throw you out a window or drown you in a shallow body of water?
>>33575297Can it be one that isn't shallow?
>>33575297I wish I had a gf who did this
>>33575297only stupid people are in debt
>>33575297No, I don't deal with lowlives and criminals
>>33575287Apollonian (white) oppression of the colorful, Dionysian spirit.
>>33575297I am the gangster, motherfucker.
>>33575271I think this is true
>>33575281Sex haver here, it's pretty simple to understand, the dick goes into the pussy past the clitoris then labia, straight into the cervix. The guy does his thing rubbing it deep, and it breaks of when he's done. If she peeled him right, the next dick comes out bigger and better. But if he remains a virgin too long the first dick starts to rot and the second can only come out with medical assistance.
Femanons left to go shlick?
>>33575308And let me guess, titty's feel like bags of sand
moids, i had very bad luck the few past daysplease send me nice wishes
>>33575314wishes and kisses
>>33575314I wish you would leave me alone
>>33575287Because we are not degenerates.
>>33575314I can tell you have had bad luck from your bloodshot weed eyes, meth wrinkles, and coke nostril. If you continue using these drugs of yours, you're going to hurt yourself eventually.
>>33575237Hey, me too! If you're not yet confident in how to care for your curly hair as it is, I'd suggest learning how to braid it. Braiding the hair on either side of your face and pulling the two small braids back to tie behind your head can be a clever and feminine way to hold back the "unkempt" part. Once you upgrade to knowing how to do French braids, there's lots of interesting things you can do with just that one skill. I find braiding really important when I'm feeling frustrated in a bad hair day, since I can just lock it all down in one braid and be done with it.For ponytails, I'd suggest looking up some youtube videos. Not for any of the fancy stuff like wrapping hair around the band or whatever. But I learned some little tricks that surprised me. For one, instead of pulling all my hair straight back, I preserve my side part. I tug at my hairline to make a little swoop. I'm not sure how to describe it so yt something like "Super Easy Basic Side Part Ponytail Tutorial" to see if you get it. It looks so much better than me scraping everything back tight. In sexual dimorphism and facial natalism, males have foreheads that slope backwards and females have flatter faces that go upwards. So I've found they it really helps the femininity of my look to do it like that.
>>33575314why bad luck. What happened?I won't send good wishes without cause
>>33575314Sorry to hear that. I send you my best wishes, hugs, headpats and whatever you may need.
>>33575314Worst wishes, I hope your karma further deteriorates in the coming hours.
>>33575314Do you deserve them?
>>33575314I hope you are doing okay and i hope things get better. I wish the best for all our femanons
>>33575329ThisExcept for, well, you know, THAT one
>>33575314I promise better days are to come. Good luck on your upcoming adventures, I love you and I'd give you non stop cuddly time with kisses.
>>33574859What girl doesn't own a dildo, or a vibrator?
>>33575267I'm not. Im very tired
>>33575314Best wishes, and hugs and kisses
>>33575332Yeh, fuck THAT one.
>>33575314I hope you get your pussy ate soon.
>8 replies in less than two minutes for femanonand all I want is attention from one </3
>>33575341bitching won't get you any. ask about cemetaries
M hereanons, pretend im a femanon and say things to me that you would to femanons
>>33575345PLAP
>>33575316>>33575325>>33575329>>33575333>>33575337Thank you, anons*Group hug* :p
>>33575345I already say those things to men, I just creep on them by talking about wanting to fuck them up the ass instead of the pussy.
>>33575314*gives you headpats*I hope things get better for you
>>33575348AGH I'M TOUCHING THE OTHER MALES GODDAMIT.
I have so much energy for no reason I want to do things I'm going to learn a dance
>>33575345Sup, nigger?
>>33575341here *pat pat*
>>33575345Hey, I'm sorry for what you're going through right now, but I want you to know that this isn't the end. Things may seem bleak today, but I promise that life's going to get better for you someday. You can do it, you can make it through this, I believe in you.
>>33574859>Is it a red flag if a girl owns dildos?Nope, have fun.
>>33575341Which maleanon do you want the attention of?
>>33575352oil up nigga :)
What are some examples of racist cuisine?
>>33575360Finally a chance to put on my leather club outfit!
>>33575360Stay away from my ass fag
>>33575345Breathe? WhoreSleep? WhoreDrink water? WhoreLike art? Art whoreExist? Attention whoreRoastie, meat flaps, hole
>>33575308sex have here, i can confirm this is true and have watched it happen with my own eyes
>>33575363Klan Ribs (tm)
>>33575363Eating out JH as a white racist man.
I need a dirty penpal.
>>33575356Now say it to me
>>33575358There are no good male anons
>>33574872You have to lower your standards. Same for incels. Find someone else whose conventionally ugly
>>33575372>penpalokay grandpa
>>33575360Fuck you oil man. Maybe you and I should settle it right here off the ring.
>>33573441Either gender: State genitals.
>>33575372>I need a dirty penpal.Getting handwritten horny posts from a femanon sounds really hot.
>>33575373Sorry, I've temporarily depleted all of my empathy and I need to replenish it before I try again.
>>33575381Mpenis and balls
I need a platonic opposite gender penpal.
>>33575381Mcute penis and balls
>>33575264There's a variety of signals. A common one is when she "over-responds" to a simplistic statement, seemingly elsewhere and not involved in the present at all.>guy: It's getting dark outside.>girl: *ignores it entirely* If a bird and a deer had a baby would it be called a beer or a dirr?Long periods of non-responsive passivity followed by sudden almost accidental vulgar comments followed by an apology>guy: I could use a vacation>girl: you could use me>girl *apologizes and ghosts him*They main trend is that she's reserved most of the time, but then occasionally very enthusiastic without any real cause or motive. The subconscious creeps up derailing any sense of normalcy. going from cool person to non-sequitur and then back to cool. it's like a tic but over a much larger time frame. She will often be very vocal about her boredom, and then do something spontaneous or random to fix it, like cut and dye her hair.The slut part is usually never hidden, it's just not directly stated. Switches have many male friends and fall into 'situationships' with her friends. She's an open book about her sex life, whereas dominants and submissives usually don't talk about it as often.>>33575256Yeah it's a lot of fun to talk about.
>>33575381Dick cock balls titties ass cunt
>>33575381
>>33575387same
>>33575381Male,Leg and nuts
>>33575387you didn't state gender
>>33575377>>33575382It's a subreddit and has nothing to do with writing with pens.Though I guess you could write actual handwritten letters.>>33575381Intact, emptied three times today.
>>33575381>state genitalsBare, sweaty toes
>>33575370That's called reparations.
How do I get a Tomboy gf?
>>33575393jh coded post
>>33575401Join a club for a male dominant sport that is unisex
>>33575401running
>>33575374If you let me be good to you, I could change your mind.
BothWhat do you think of tan lines that weren't caused by sunbathing on the beach?
>>33575381MDick and nuts
>>33575401tennis
>>33575407MDon't care, I find them sexy.
>>33575401JUST BE FUCKING GAY
femanon how often do you think about getting mounted
>>33575381Florida
Can we go one fucking thread without JH getting name dropped?
>>33575407Normal?
>>33575416why? i like her
>>33575415Even its state capitol building looks a like cock and balls
>>33575421So do I but it gets old after 200 timesit's not like she wants us to gangbang her.
>>33575424>it's not like she wants us to gangbang herWeeeelllll....
>>33575424>implying
State genderDo you feel as stupid as I do right now?
>>33575421does anyone know what jh looks like?
>>33575430MShould I?
>>33575432She posted a few ai versions of herself back in the toonme era. No i will not be digging through the archives to find it for you
>>33575432>looksI don't care, her voice is hot enough.>>33575435Hopefully not.
having a good relationship with your parents where you tell them about your feelings and other personal stuff is like such an alien concept to me
>>33575438>Hopefully not.I'm sure we can find a reason.
>>33575414Pretty much whenever the topic of sex comes up.>>33575416You know they do that specifically because it bothers people, right?
>>33575436>No i will not be digging through the archives to find it for youkek, okay
>>33575432She's a pretty Blatinax and I wish I was her white BF.
>>33575439I have a good relationship with mine, but I still don't like sharing feelings or personal stuff with them. I'm more of a private person. Everyone's different.
>>33575432She has described herself several times. I'm not sure but I think she also said that her closest "celebrity" look alike is a pornstar, didn't say which one.
>>33575446Would she date a white guy who breakdances retro style like Shabba Doo?
I wish femanons let me cuddle.
>>33575279
>>33575432>>33575444hopefully i dont get a vacation for this lol
>>33575458fake fake fake
Women, when do you think you'll have sex next?
>>33575458That looks like the lady that was in Star Trek Discovery
>>33575449No, these were my look alikes. I think they're off though. This AI face shit is always off.>>33575450Idk who that is.>>33575458And you can see why toonmes are so off too, every filter looks like a different person.
>>33575458Cute!Would cuddle with and squish her butt
>>33575468>every filter looks like a different person.I think 1, 4, and 5 look similar enough.
>>33575472Obviously, yeah.But it's also a generic comic look.
>>33575443do you think women think about sex as much as men or is there a difference?
>>33575472Those used the same pic, but that's the point. They still look pretty different.
>>33575458Wow, anon took that risk for me... Thank you! I hope you would not get penalized for it>>33575468Thank you for replying too, JH Every JH fan is now clicking their hills I imagine
I wish tall girls that liked short men were real.
>>33575475I think, on average, everyone thinks about relationships the same amount. Maybe men think more about sex specifically, based on the internet, but it's not like women never think about sex by comparison.
Women, why are you like this?
>>33575448I see, I don't have any sort of relationship with my parents, not even small talk, they make me uncomfortable
>>33575480Don't be sad that you missed out on tall girl love.Just be happy that tall girls exist at all.
>>33575482NAGbecause they're fucking stupid
>>33575479>fanNow your shitposting stopped being believable. You'll never fool people like that.>>33575482Actual violent people are the worst for rough sex. I could never trust them. I want a guy who is empathetic and careful when he messes me up.
>>33575484I can't just be happy with that. that's cuckold shit.
>>33575481thanks
>>33575486>Now your shitposting stopped being believable. You'll never fool people like that.No, it's just that I'm not chronically online
>>33575458>>33575468I can understand why dont want anyone touching your hair now but like.... lemme touch it!!!!!
>>33575491kys
>>33575162>Women how hard do you wanna be spanked?Hard as he can >Do you like being choked?No >What are your sexual fantasies and kinks?Public sex >>33575197Well I wouldn’t look as good since my boobs are small>>33575209I guess but I don’t know much about Nintendo >>33575381F labia majora, labia minora, vagina, clitoris, mon pubis, vulva >>33575407I try to avoid tan lines >>33575414Daily
>>33575313No, they feel like bags full of rubber marbles. Each marble is one of a girls hundred milk sacs.
State sex.Who's the last person you got off to?
>>33575499omg !!!
>>33575509my ex
>>33575509some ewhore
>>33575509some random girl on erome probably
>>33575509F David Duchovny
>Young ladies, young ladies, I like 'em underage see>Some say that's statutory (But I say it's mandatory)State gender and your thoughts on the fact that these lyrics were written for a children's movie soundtrack.
>>33575509Msome random girl on soundgasm
>>33575489I unfortunately am.>>33575493Anyone who puts a ton of time and money in their wants to make it last as long as possible.
>>33575518Your post is totally out there.
>>33575518californication?
Women whats your favorite kind of male laugh?I laugh like Robert Baratheon
>>33575524What if i contributed to your hair fund?
>>33575043Just like any other medicine/alcohol/bad food decisions, swallow it anyway.
Femanons, please pick which >>>/gif/ thread I'll have to fap to.
>>33575509Mmyao
https://streamable.com/94xp0gGot a new cosmetic for my maple Character and i think it looks super cute!! (The cat)
I'm going to sleep, good night. I love you all, but not in that way.
It feels trivially easy to lose your virginity. Just have casual sex. But that seems like a disgusting way for it to go. I would want it to be with a girl I'm wholly in love with.And, women, I shouldn't tell you this, right? That I'm a virign?
>>33575363Chinese foodThai foodKorean foodIndian foodMexican foodAmerican foodFrench cuisineEtc
I'm a 27 year old virgin is it too late for me to find a woman that loves me?
Why is this thread so shit?
>tfw my dick is so hard I can see it throbbing through my pants.
>>33575545MYou're never supposed to tell them.
>>33575314Day after tomorrow will be your lucky day.
>>33575509>Who's the last person you got off to?MMeg Turney and her big fat butt.
>>33575550How tight are your pants?
>>33575548Same bro, same :/
>>33575545>Just have casual sex.I have no idea how to make that happen.
>>33575514Masturbating to your ex? Don't you feel like shit after?
>>33575314>all the simps jump at the maiden in distressShe wouldn't give a fuck about you if you were bleeding out in the streets btw
>>33575524>I unfortunately am.For some reason, I expected you to be an asshole in response. I guess I misjudged you. Anyway, I too am going to sleep, so good night <3
>>33575458>>33575467I agree about Sonequa Martin-Green
>>33575557They're sweat pants, so not very.
>>33575563Not with that attitude.
>>33575548I'm 24 and only had sex once and it was with an ugly old girl I couldn't get hard for. I regret losing my virginity.
I feel like the qt redhead at gym was kind of hanging out around me today again Should i chat her up? She did smile to me before
>>33575503>Public sexHave you ever done it?
>>33575549Sorry, I've been busy reading a book and unable to contribute to the thread. I hope you can manage without me.
>>33575567dude shut up.women don't fucking care about you unless you're chad
>>33575567You foids are the ones with an attitude problem.
>>33575499seethe :)
>>33575536what ∑(; °Д°)
>no cumdumpster gf
>>33575464>Women, when do you think you'll have sex next?When Halley's comet returns
>>33575572I'd ask what book, but I'm going to bed an probably won't see the answer.
My question for women:1. Where can I have sex with a MILF? 2. How do date a MILF?3. How to make a MILF my girlfriend?4. How to marry a MILF?5. Why do Chinese women always give me so much shit and why courting them is so difficult? (I live in China so 95% of the time I will meet a chink female.)Life’s hard, and fuck China and Chinese.
>>33575573They give affection to literal slobs and abusers. If you can't make them care about you in the slightest, that's on you.>>33575574Of course you think that I have to be a woman.
>>33575583They will give affection to them because they have the proper genetics.
>>33575583Oh, you're the cuckworm lmaoNobody thinks your opinions hold any weight, faggot.
Why do anons who hate women insist on lurking a thread explicitly dedicated for talking to women?
men i need you
>>33575588So you think they tolerate people beating them because they have good genetics. Have you tried actually talking to them?>>33575589I don't what boogeyman or strawman you think I am, but I don't really care about what you think.
>>33575503I love mon pubis and puffy vulva!
Women, can you cum just from a pounding?I'm definitely not implying clit play isn't fun, but there are times when I want to just bend you over something and take you.
>>33575592I warn you, I have no knowledge of electricity, and my knowledge of plumbing is limited.
>>33575592Please submit a ticket with our service dept. We will respond within 7-10 business weeks. We value your patronage, and thank you for choosing MoidCorp.
>>33575592I'm already hard...
>if I'm enough of a simp, surely I'll finally get some pussy!
>>33575592I'm right here sweetheart, what do you need?
>>33575562I mean she wasn't my ex last time I masturbated to her pictures, these days I don't look at her pictures because it hurts my soul and I miss her very much
>>33575571We did it once in an empty laundromat.
>>33575597Yes
>>33575594>Have you tried actually talking to them?Not often because I'm autistic, prefer being inside, and I'm short so I'm terrified to talk to women.
name one woman that likes me
>>33575604you i need you
>>33575570yes man, ask what anime she watches
>>33575509MHonestly can’t remember. I haven’t watched porn in a while.
I'm so constipated it hurts an I can't walk
>>33575600>>33575601Finally, men with honesty who won't try to sell you the moon.
>>33575592how can I help you
>>33575592clean up then
>>33575613The Virgin Mary
>>33575608Where any machines on?
>>33575561You just have to talk to women. If not in real life, then at least on Tinder.
>>33575621fucking namefags
>>33575622Were*
GenderWhat is your favorite sex music? Can be music genre too
>>33575624I'm too autistic.
>>33575614*Bends you over and teases you.*
>>33575602I'm already wet
>>33575072Having a girl around who isn't busted is honestly great. It feels good to be depended on, and she does things for me I didn't even know I needed. When it works it works.
>>33575627Oh yeah, oh yeah, sexy time, oh yeah!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eN6jkWxxm2Y
>>33575631Bend over for me.
GenderDo you have any allergies? What’s the worst they’ve gotten?
>>33575628I think there are plenty of autistic girls out there too
>>33575631Show us how wet you are baby.
Was there ever a male equivalent of the Raping Time that female students were expected to participate in during their school days?
>>33575622Just ours
>>33575637Well THATS not gonna help matters any.
>>33575627>What is your favorite sex music?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTRaRQQGOVY
>>33575637NTAAutistic girls don't date autistic guys, period. They want neurotypical men.
>>33575636Maybe shrimp I am not sure It just fucks up my lips
>>33575627MI'm not very experienced, but one time a woman rode me and perfectly matched her movements with the beat of an R&B song. I don't even like that genre, but it was a kino experience.
>>33575636MOlivesI didn’t really realize I was allergic to them until I ate a meal that had a side of olives and my throat started hurting like a bitch.
>>33575641Yes. Getting rejected is the equivalent.
>>33575636MStrawberriesI puff up and can't breathe they can actually kill me.OnionsMake me get a rash and I'll vomit.BeesI've been hospitalized many times due to stings and have been damn near killed as a child getting stung over 100 times playing near a yellow jacket nest.SpidersThe bitten area swells up and I get immediately itchy and irritated rashes.
Do women really make out with their friends?
>>33575491hihi !!>>33575499no fakes pls
>>33575636To a couple of medications. One of them made me break out in hives bad enough I had to be taken to a major hospital because the local one wasn't properly equipped for it.
>>33575659nag but yes
>>33575636MI have no allergies. I used to have an allergy to strawberries but I grew out of that.
Gender.Any labor day weekend plans?
>>33575660I love you.
>>33575669F. Sadly I don’t have the day off.
>>33575669Staying home and drinking.
>>33575635What will you do?
Threw 30 bucks into a gacha last night and got NOTHING
>>33575659Yes
>>33575627MI want to have sex in a graveyard while listening to bauhaus
>>33575669Not laboring.
>>33575669Camping
>>33575669MI want to try cooking something new.
>>33575680Anon what have we learned today
>>33575676Grab hold of your wrists, and fuck you hard.
>>33575682Is it ever awkward after?
>>33575660>no fakes plsOkay, but only because you said please
>>33575680Never spend money for something that will not improve your life in any way.
>>33575686Bring back an innawoods greentext for us
>>33575660Hey :oWhat did YOU have for dinner?
>>33575690I wanted the pretty skin so bad :(
>>33575675Do you have a drinking buddy?
is it wrong to befriend women and hang out with them one-on-one while they have a boyfriend on other continents?
>>33575594No response to >>33575612?
>>33575704I wouldn't do it.
Femanons need to be more horny
>>33575703No but I wish I did.
>>33575693No it’s not that big of a deal plus I don’t even do it anymore anyway
>>33575636MPenicillin Whole body was covered in a rash as a baby, haven't had it since.
>>33575705Lmao, are you actually begging for replies? If you're autistic and terrified to talk to women, what else is there to say? You've already confirmed that you're just insecure, afraid and projecting.
On a scale of 1-10 how bad is it for a guy's GF to get blasted drunk at a party and stay overnight at a hotel with (presumably female) friends, all without said guy?I'm at 7/8 out of 10 and feel like it's essentially a matter of time before she cheats on him, but other people around (including him) are acting like it's just a 5/10 and irresponsible. Is this normal behavior for party animal types?
>>33575708Sorry but I just finished heat
>>33575314Sorry to hear, but what went wrong?
>>33575072I like short men.Sometimes they hold doors for me and that is nice.
>>33575717how did it go?
Women I still need to know what kind of body wash, or whatever other products I should try and smell like all the time. I can buy colognes or whatever too, but Idk what women actually want out of that.
>>33575715NTA but women really do default to using insecure as an insult, when narcissists are the source of most of your problems. You should be collecting insecure men like pokemon.
>>33575720They can even hold the door open for you when there is no room and you can just step right over some of them.
>>33575095No. I do it too.
>>33575720I can’t remember the last time a woman said thank you when I held the door. They just walk past, often without even looking at me. I still do it every time though.
>>33575716You’re mistaken. That is a 9 or 10/10. That’s such patently absurd shit.
>>33575717>cat poster>heatDo we need to get you spayed ?
>>33575715I'm not begging, I just want one back dammit.What am I supposed to do? I don't know how to be confident.
I figured out a non-autistic way to phrase how I want to invite this girl I know out, and I’m not really worried about being told no, but I’m paralyzed with fear over my irrational belief that it’ll somehow make things awkward. I know it’s on her if she gets weird over it, but I don’t want that to happen at all. How do I get over it and just do it? I’m scared of her being upset about it and thinking “ew I can’t believe he thought he had a chance with me” or whatever. I am 25 and have never properly asked out a woman that didn’t ask me out first, please help
>>33575720I don't think that's a short guy thing
>>33575720>V-J Day>George Mendonsa was watching a movie with his future wife, Rita Petry when the doors opened and people started screaming the war was over> George and Rita joined the celebration in the street, but when they could not get into the packed bars decided to walk down the street. It was then that George saw a woman in a white dress walk by and took her into his arms and kissed her: "I had quite a few drinks that day and I considered her one of the troops—she was a nurse.">In one of the four photographs that Eisenstaedt took, Mendonsa claims that Rita is visible in the background behind the kissing couple.>the woman was furious, didn't want to kiss him and had her engagement annulled because of the photo while he moved on with his life married to the cuckqueen that watched it all happenWhy do men get away with everything?
>>33575532That's maybe more reasonable.>>33575564I am definitely an asshole, but not ALL the time.
>>33575736Because women are shit and deserve everything bad that happens to them.
>>33575660hi myao! ^_^/
>>33575717Femanons, I just want to make out with a woman
>>33575717The movie?Damn, I missed my chance for us to watch it together.
step by step guide to women 2125 editionyou found a woman, what do you do now?step 1- stick her in the shower she stinksstep 2- she's cold now so towel her off with a big sheet and let her wrap in itstep 3- her clothes are soaked now and unrecoverable anyway so bag her in your ownstep 4- don't let her resist just stick that big sweatshirt on her and move things alongstep 5- sit her at the table to eat the soup and buttered breadstep 6- don't panic this part is normalstep 7- have a good night's sleep, congratulations you've made it
>>33575730I got laughed at lmao.>>33575731Yeah I need to trust my gut.Are you a femanon though? Men and women are from different universes these days.
>>33575726I'm the same anon who replied before, and again I'm not a woman. Your assumptions are quite telling, though.>>33575733You have to find that out by yourself. I can tell you all the reasons and things that worked for me, but if you're in a negative mindset you will find flaws and reasons to dismiss every single one. Thinking that women won't show you literally an ounce of empathy unless you're chad is probably a good place to start. And for the record yes, when you bring up a reply from half and hour ago because you really, really want a reply, you're basically begging for it.
Women what would you do if an anon posted bulge?
>>33575751shlick to it
>>33575751cringe
>>33575734Being paralyzed like this is worse than spilling your spaghetti a little when you ask her.If she's actually in a position where rejection will fuck you up, like coworkers or something, then maybe you're afraid for a reason, don't shit where you eat.If you're afraid of ruining a friendship, I've been there, if you suppress your feelings the friendship is ruined anyway. Just rip the bandaid off, but not in an overly forward or sexual way.Does that help?
>>33575746Can I have macaroni and cheese instead of soup?
>>33575709That sucks, anon. Don't go too hard on the booze.
>>33575748>You have to find that out by yourself.Fucking wonderful...
>>33575612How short? I basically brute forced my way out of gynophobia though by forcing myself to hang out with women in college.
>>33575747Oh, nvm then, disregard my answer
>>33575741>gets ghosted by a hamLol
>>335757615'5" short
>>33575760What, do you think someone's going to give you the true, one and only key to happiness and just like that whatever negative feelings and thoughts you have will just fade away? That somebody can turn you into a confident person withouth you working on it? Everybody can tell you what you should do, but it only be useful if you act.
>>33575669M, my artwork is going to be on display at a fun raiser event
>>33575758Yes because you're my favorite.
Women, when are you going to shlick?
Yeah, take that chud cock, you stupid foidlet.
>>33575757We are coworkers but she’s in a different department, I guess if she’s put off by me just asking then worst case I just quit interacting with her more than I have to.Mainly I’m just not sure how receptive she would be to hanging out one-on-one, she did give me a soft-invite a couple weeks ago but by the time she’d invited me out it was too late for me to get there before the place closed and it was a group setting type of thing. The following weekend she almost came to a thing I was at which also would’ve been a group setting type thing but because her friend wouldn’t go out she ended up not going too but that may have been more about not having a car and less about not wanting to hang out with me one-on-one. She seems interested to me but the “what if” is stopping me dead in my tracks
>>33575769Neat. Congrats.
>>33575768I would sell my soul at this point.
Women is 5'9" enough to make you feel small and girly or whatever?
>>33575771>>33575772Don’t know. I might be too sore this weekend.
>>33575767Ask out taller womenBut if you're paralyzed in fear talking to girls, just hang out in mixed groups until you're comfortable hanging out with groups of women without thinking about dating.
>>33575767NTA but I know two short guys who are successful with women. They're not rich or some cope like that either. It's better to be short and confident than tall and beta.
>>33575772I did like four times today
>>33575779I am already smol enough.
>>33575779I feel small and girly by default because even if we're like the same height basically every man is still bigger and stronger than I am.
Men post bulge please
>>33575780O wow <3
>>33575782thisI have a friend who's 6'4" and handsome but has never had a gf at age 25. He's just too afraid to ask girls out lol, it's really sad.
>>33575671larb u too anon !!>>33575694awwww thank u ㅠㅠ>>33575699tomato pasta !!so full blehhh
State GenderAre women powerful and badass or are they helpless and retarded?
>>33575780>Don’t know. I might be too sore this weekendWhy?>>33575783Sheesh, good for you.
>>33575784I wonder what you're like in the alternate reality where you're tall. Do you think you're a Dog Poster there?
>>33575775That's a pretty weak signal. I wouldn't say be indecisive so much as get more information, maybe just chat her up a few more times and see if there are attraction cues or if she drifts away.
>>33575781>Ask out taller womenReally? >>33575782unfortunately i'm short and betawell I wouldn't exactly call myself 100% beta, I can act confident (kinda) but I don't believe in my confidence.
>>33575708should be tmr>>33575742hiiii !!!
>>33575787I can't, I'm naked.
>>33575791Your friend is beyond retarded, all he has to do literally talk to them and he'll fucking score every time.
>>33575794MaleThe question is retarded.
>>33575800>should be tmrTheres something kind of funny about this lolI can't believe women are like:>hmmm i'm scheduled to be horny next tuesday
>>33575800>should be tmrI'll be here to hold you accountable... in a good way.
Women, when will you realize that I’d rather have a girlfiend than a girlfriend?
>>33575798Sorry, I didn’t mean to imply that was the only reason I think she’s interested, there’s been lots of other things that seem like signs to me. I guess ultimately I just need to quit pussyfooting around and go for it, right? I gotta stop letting anxiety control me at every turn
>>33575801Put on your favorite boxers and get a half chub going for me
>>33575780>I might be too sorechad plapping you hard this weekend?
Women, have you ever had a pixie cut?
>>33575799>Really?Yes. Normalfags don't like tall women. The overwhelming majority of men refuse to date a woman their height or taller. The result is that tall women are insecure over their height way more than short men, and tall women typically end up dating whoever asks them out because they have so few options because every guy over 6' gets taken by a 5' womanlet
>>33575807Sex with demons is how bad things happen, anon.
>>33575787Only if you post panty first
>>33575794FI am all 4
>>33575803NTA but an early, bad rejection will fuck you up. Add a culture obsessed with cutting men down to size and there are probably a lot of guys who would be a catch who are convinced they're undateable.
I wish i was brave enough to indulge the femanons when they want hands/arms/bulge
>>33575817Simultaneously or sequentially?
>>33575794MI wish they were powerful so that they can dominate me and peg me against my will and then in the middle of getting pegged I stop fighting and just give into the pleasure
>>33575810I'm in the shower. Plus I'm already about three quarters mast.
>>33573448Ive been on imageboards since I was little.It's over for me>>33573516FI am a virgin. my BF is a virgin too.
>>33575819This.Rejection is worse than rape. Destroys your self-esteem and confidence completely.
>>33575820Just dew it
>>33575820Don't be, it's a ripoff.
>>33575817HotWomen don't need protection because they're weak, they need protection cause they're retarded.
>>33575826Way to false flag, that's a retarded comparison.
>>33575821I think simultaneously
>>33575805ikr ??humans are so interesting>>33575806it coooooould be sat or sun idk !u can tell when i am tho lols
>>33575824>I am a virgin. my BF is a virgin tooCute. Good on you two for not rushing into it.
Women, if your boss was hot would you be susceptible to abuse of power and workplace sexual harassment?
>>33575813>Normalfags don't like tall women. The overwhelming majority of men refuse to date a woman their height or taller.I thought tall women not getting dates was thing of them being too picky, not having the same struggle with insecurity like me.>tall women are insecure over their height way more than short men that is insane and a bit hard to believe. it's almost magical
>>33575824>I am a virgin. my BF is a virgin too.Nice. how old are you both?
>>33575826NTA but as a dude I genuinely would have no problem with being rejected if women were just polite and straight forward about it. And I kinda get why they aren’t, because a notable minority of men don’t take it well, but as a guy who has been a man all his life and mainly interacts with other men, we’re just normal people and if a chick tells us “sorry I’m not interested” we’ll just say “alright, no worries” and move on. Especially in a public in-person encounter.
>>33575823I want a boyfriend so bad I'm going to die
>>33575812>Women, have you ever had a pixie cut?more like a short bob
>>33575833>u can tell when i am tho lolsYeah for sure, I think it correlates to how much you drink too lol.
>>33575824>BF is a virgin too.how do you know
In my drug addiction arc
>>33575840You don't want a boyfriend who phoneposts in the shower. Get some standards, he should post from a computer and he should post when he's dry.
>>33575831Really? They're both traumatic experiences, only rape victims get all the pity points and nobody gives a fuck about rejection victims. It's unfair.
>>33575838I am 26, he's 27>>33575834Thank you. We only started dating 3-4 months ago.>>33575844I asked
>>33575840Would you shower with him?
>>33575839FI've never had a man straight up ask me out, and that leaves me dealing with him coming on to me but not straight fowardly enough? So if I tell him I don't like him, I'll seem like a bitch, but if I do nothing, I'm leading him on, and if I ignore him, I'm being a bitch
>>33573516>most of the women saying they want their first time to be experienced I expected this but my feelings are still hurt >inb4 “I don’t want that”Doesn’t count when you point it out, feels like you’re trying to make me feel better
>>33575843u can ????? shoot
>>33575849>I askedWhat if hes lying? Have you seen his penis?
>>33575840I'd soap you up, and wash your hair for you. Granted I'd be full mast by then.
>>33575846Yes I do specifically I want you>>33575850Yes I've never showered with a man
>>33575793>blehhhAw man you threw up all over my blanket…
MenDo you watch any political commentators?
>>33575851Take what I say with a grain of salt because I am just an insecure loser, but I feel a big part of that is because society has basically taught us to never bother women by being too direct with them, unfortunately our society has moved to this age of ridiculous mind games and it’s all so tiresome
>>33575846Hey, I post from a desktop when I'm dry.
Virgin menAgeWould you reject a girl who pursues you, but she is not a virgin?
>>33575859I watched Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert (20 years ago).
>>3357586222.Yes, I'm waiting for marriage.
>>3357586225If you’d asked me a year ago I would’ve said yes but at this point I’ll take what I can get, not out of desperation or anything but just because I feel like there’s so much more to a person than just that one thing and I’d be a fool to let that get in the way of me experiencing life and experiencing other people for who they are
>>33575857desu id kill myself if that ever happenedim sorry !! ill change all the sheets n buy u new ones :c
>>33575862Can I still call myself a virgin if I only had sex once and it was horrible and I regret it?
>>33575851I mean in a vacuum that's unfair to you but when the price of being direct with the wrong woman is her going fucking nuclear, you can't really blame them.It's a rejection, somebody's walking away with hurt feelings, just cut him loose and ignore whatever he mumbles as he walks away.
>>33575862Why would a non virgin woman pursue me in the first place Did she take miles of dick and think virgins are the only ones that will accept her?
>>33575846F true. phone posting is a big ick for me. Maybe because I am an older zoomer. My night screen time is my laptop not my phonethis is me rn but lights are still on
>>33575736>cuckolding story>why menDid you mean to ask me what if he kissed another woman point blank infront of me?He can.
>>3357586227No
>>33575874Do your boobs block your vision?
>>33575873Supposedly some women are man eaters and think inexperienced men are cute, idk if I buy that though
>>33575862>Age26>Would you reject a girl who pursues you, but she is not a virgin?Nope. Losing my virginity to another virgin would be nice, but i'd be lying if i say i didnt have a fantasy of being taught/guided on my first time
>>33575875Why would I kiss another woman when I have you haha
>>33575855I think I'd cry
>>33575874How come she looks so pleasant and comfy and clean in her bed but when I'm in bed on a computer I feel like I'm a gross mess and my bed is dirty and I'm oily and sweaty and my computer is hot. It's not fair.
>>33575879I don’t like that, I don’t want a man eater
>>33575874>this is me rnSame but male, laptop in bed is kino. I worry sometimes that the heat of my laptop is going to destroy my balls, but it's not like I'm using 'em for anything productive anyway.
>>3357586229.No but it would have to be a meaningful relationship.The story I'm getting from the data is the older you are the less realistic it is to expect to find a fellow virgin, it's not desperation as much as realism IMO.
>>33575882Aww. Big hugs and forehead kisses, then.
>>33575885I wouldn’t mind, I’m submissive and want to be dominated and guided by a woman who thinks my lack of experience is cute
>>33575871You can just tell me that
>>33575859Not regularly. I check in on TYT and Sargon on occasion, maybe watch an Asmongold (does he really count?) video here or there. I used to watch Destiny, but, well...>>33575879It's true, my ex was one and was really delighted to have taken my first time.
>>33575882sometimes i forget how cute women are
>>33575870Not to be rude but can you and JhA take this to discord or something it's kinda obnoxious and makes threads hit limits faster.
>>33575884Do what I do and wash your sheets once a week. Now my life has turned around and posting on 4chan in bed has brought me happiness and emotional fulfillment and has cured all my loneliness.
>>33575846>Get some standards, he should post from a computer and he should post when he's dry.>tfw reading this while scrolling naked in my towel right after my showeruhhh I'm gonna go put lotion on and get dressed
>>33575884Babe, shower and change your bedding first. Get a pad for your laptop.
>>33575888What about your full mast though
>>33575854I've known him for years. Our moms are friends. They kind of arranged us because we both complained about wanting to stay virgins until marriage and so they thought we would work and seems like they were right!
>>33575862M, too old.It'd be fine. At my age the only women that are still virgins are asexuals anyway. Sure, finding some virgin girl would be my ideal dream. But we don't get our ideal dreams. At least not in this life.
>>3357586231Depends on the girl and why she's not a virgin. I'm still committed to waiting until marriage and I also think it's a good filter.
>>33575878>>33575878No, I am also a bit more inclinedI do kind of tuck the bottom of my laptop in my boobs though.
why does my pp get twice as hard when orgasming? Feels like i might burst a vessel or something
>>33575900Hmm, I think you have a place I could put it?
>>3357586224No
>>33575906Can you guys stop I'm so horny I'm shaking
>>33575901Damn, you're a fucking unicorn in this day and age.I'm not even jealous, I'm just glad that this story exists somewhere.
AnonsWhat's for dinner tonight? I'm having ramen.
>>33575905That sounds like it'd be hot. Literally hot.
>>33575881Idk. You really wanna kiss that girl? If you don't then that's fine too.
>>33575913Probably toast, like usual
>>33575913Ramen, but rice noodles. And maybe some vegetable dumplings.
>>33575913I’m gonna go to the grocery store and get frozen chicken strips and tater tots and season them with Old Bay and paprika and toss them in the air fryer at 400 for 10 minutes
>>33575909Get a toy!
>>33575870Unfortunately I’ve seen it happen before LOL. It wasn’t too bad but she probably felt like killing herself in the moment lol :/>im sorry !! ill change all the sheets n buy u new ones :cThat would be very nice of you :)
>>33575909Does rubbing one out not subdue it? lol
>>33575891It feels worse than being a virgin. I feel dirty and tainted. I did it just because I was desperate and I hated the sex with her.
>>33575874I had to laptop in bed for a year and I hated every minute of it. cramped my neckdesktop all the wayphone posting is hell
>>33575921No those don't work on me
>>33575909Are you the girl who struggles to cum because you shake too much?
>>33575913Really half-assed chicken curry, still tastes good.
>>33575909I want you to be shaking, soaked and screaming.
>>33575907I think I do
>>33575794M. Women are good at angling for the status kind of power and getting it, and keeping it. But they're not so good at coming up with goals to use that power for, other than just "do stuff for myself". That's why it's still male billionaires competing to build big phallic rockets and use them to bone Mars. It's easy to make fun of those guys. But what do you ever hear about the female billionaires doing, exactly?
>>33575893I forget how sensitive women can be. I can just say something I have no ill will behind and women will cry.
>>33575905Do you ever use them as a TV tray?
>>33575853I mean we talked about kissing eachother for a couple hours haha
>>33575923No I need a man holding me >>33575928I do not struggle to cum>>33575930I want to be like that too but I think I could get like that from a man holding my pinkie at this point
Femanons, if a normal-looking guy adds you on insta but his posts have no comments and he has no tagged posts/photos, is that alarming?
>>33575933I wish your body was pressed up against mine with me inside you.
>>33575924I get it, I'm sorry. It doesn't change you or taint you though. The worst thing you can do is let something like that change how you feel about yourself. It's just a mistake, and you learned from it, and one day you'll barely remember it
>>33575939>I think I could get like that from a man holding my pinkie at this pointhow is this possible? I don't understand female sexuality
jesus christ the cringe
>>33575939Maybe we should hold you down so you stop shaking...
>>33575946I'd rather anons talk about fucking each other than... whatever myao & co get up to
>>33575839I always wondered about this. Let's say I'm a violent lunatic, just for argument's sake. What would make me angrier and more crazy?Some normal sentence like "Sorry, I have to say no. Good luck next time though."Or some kind of evasive and complicated game to change the subject and get out of the conversation?Usually the best way to deal with violent lunatics is the "grey rock" style, ie just act as boring as possible. I always figured the games must make them even angrier. I mean, they frustrate normal guys, they must really frustrate the crazies.
>>33575886I kind of tuck my laptop under my boobs and against my legs like this so its not touching my reproductive parts.
>>33575946You used to post cringe, too.
Sucks that all the good songs were made 10 years ago or more.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X98HX5nbsCI
>>33575939I think I can make you unhorny easily.Be a good girl and cum for me princess, I know you can do it. That's it just like that cum for daddy.
>>33575916What’s she got that you don’t?
>>33575939Hot. Hope you find your guy.
>>33575954>Sucks that all the good literally any type of media were made 10 years ago or more.FTFY
>>33575937what does this mean? I don't really watch tv.my attention span is cookedI want to watch The King but never get around to it
>>33575954Silverstein just released Antibloom this year and at least half of that album can be called good, also two of the three singles released off Pink Moon so far are good or at least decent
>>33575956A healthy BMI
>>33575961Like use your boobs to hold up a small plate.
>>33575960What is wrong with you? What makes you type this out on an anon forum? What are you expecting?
You meet someone nice of the opposite gender and go on a few dates until they bring up sex and mention they're a virgin and want to wait until marriage.How do you react?
>>33575967What does he have to lose?
>>33575966i posted a drawing >>33575952
>>33575968That's fine. I'll be happy just cuddling
women, what would you do if your bf needed to get penis reduction surgery to save his life?
>>33575963Boo, I like bigger women
>>33575890I mean I’d like my virginity to be fetishized a little bit but I’d like the fetishizer to somehow also be a virgin and maybe even tease me about it But this only happens in some shitty doujin lol I’m too old to have no experience and not give off being >>33575968Female virgins in my age range wouldn’t want me
>>33575946Enough with the erotic roleplay, I just want to give advice and occasionally receive advice, for moot's sake.
>>33575944okay...maybe the girl I can get with can feel special by not being the one to take my virginity but by ruining me for other women :)
>>33575859Nope. Never liked that shit. I read fast, so I can skim through like 200 political articles by the time it takes some guy to get through a podcast. I keep up on politics by reading random articles that come up each day. I think it's useful because there's no need to get into rabbit holes. If you spend your time reading niche stuff, you won't have anything to talk about with normal people, since they've never read any of that in their lives and you will look weird or crazy name-dropping those theories.
>>33575968That's the "right answer" in my religion so on paper it's a good thing.I would be slightly concerned that after we got married she "suddenly" realizes she's asexual and waiting was a cope.Like, even the devout usually go for a test drive, you know?
I have lurked and schizoed hard enough to see things you would never dream of
>>33575968Perfectly fine with that. Cuddles are amazing.
>>33575974>But this only happens in some shitty doujinI've had life experiences that would only come out of a shitty harem manga so I don't think anything is farfetched anymore
>>33575968I just want somebody to hug in bed before going to sleep, I don't care about sex.
>>33575969What does he gain?
>>33575945I'm touch starved
>>33575983You sure about that?
>>33575860For sure it's ridiculous. I was just in Europe and it's so, so refreshing to see people just admit basic things about gender and reality, like "men are attracted to women and want to ask em out on dates," "getting married and having kids is normal," etc. Sometimes it feels like in our culture, we're trying to run and hide from our own biology. I get why, but it's not fun. It's not enjoyable. The sooner we move past that phase, the sooner we'll all breathe a sigh of relief.
>>33575987The knowledge that boobs were squished in his honor.
>>33575899shower and change my bedding EVERY time?
>>33575973You like morbid obesity?
>>33575968>go on a few dates until they bring up sex and mention they're a virginI've never been on a date before. why do you need to wait a couple dates to talk about this? Why is this not first date question material? If you're dating to marry shouldnt you ask the red flags first?
>>33575994Hell yeah
>>33575994is that kinda like morbid curiosity?
>>33575985I don’t think the woman I described exists and you’re probably really good looking
>>33575968M and cute, sounds good to me.
>>33575998It's more like Morbidus starring Jared Keto.
>>33575988Oh I see. Me too.I hope you're fine with guy smell because I sweat in my sleep which makes my armpits stink.
>>33575974From the guy's side that'd be fun. >Oh of course I had to stay a virgin, I was waiting for someone unique like you. Couldn't get my dick dirty with any random plebs. Of course not.etc.
>>33575980>Like, even the devout usually go for a test drive, you know?idk if you've ever hung out with a devout couple the week before their wedding, have you? The sexual tension is off the fucking charts. Honestly one of the most awkward moments of my life was hanging out with my friend, her fiance, the best man and his wife, and one other girl who I had gone on one date with but she didn't seem to want to continue (the bride-to-be set us up and ironically that girl ended up telling me she's asexual) the night before their wedding, and I had to sit on a couch next to her while two couples made out to the left and right of us.So what I'm saying is, because of my fucking retarded shitty romcom life, I assure you that you can tell when someone is asexual or not.
>>33575990I'm worried we won't make it out. I know practically no functional couples in my age group (late 20s).>>33575995You don't want to treat it like a job interview even if that's essentially what it is, there's no reason to ask the hard-hitting questions right away. The first date is essentially a vibe check.
>>33575968All the people answering 'okay' to this don't realize that their lack of drive for sex is the thing that's keeping them from actually getting a gf.Think of it like an addict issue. A crack fiend will drag his body over a mile of broken glass if it means he'll get his fix - that's how most guys are with sex. A guy who smokes socially and occasionally enjoys a smoke or whatever would never go out of his way to have one - that's how you're being about sex and therefore girls and relationships.
Coworkers asked why am I single.I say I don't have much to offer and even less to gain.And they all look at me like I am a sad sack. I didn't even mean it in a depressing way. I really have nothing to offer lol.I am just an average guy who wages at an office and makes just enough to get by alone. I don't have many hobbies. I'm pretty boring but I am content with my life. I like reading books and shitposting here. Why is this such a problem for normies. Why do I need to be dating someone?
>>33575941That would fix me
>>33576009So what's your advice, "just be a different person than who you are"?
>M>I only cry when i see or hear other people cry>I get extra horny when women are hornyI am the ultimate empath
>>33575977Exactly theres so much good loving sex to be had
>>33576014Truuuuuue
>>33576004Would any woman buy that lol
WomenDo you have any stuffed animals?Are you nice to them?
>>33575993Every day? Probably. You at least shower everyday, r-right femanon?
>>33576009I'm one of those guys, and I guess I know that. If I was desperate just to bang some girl I'd find one of those girls on Hinge, a little chubby and older, and get to the business. But I guess most of us are looking for some kind of genuine connection, a woman we like as a friend. And that's truly damn hard to find. I found one lately, but it turns out she's not into the whole sex thing. Them's the breaks.
>>33576009Usually people who wait until marriage will only date 12-18 months before getting engaged. It's couples that are fucking and moving in together that "date" for 3-6 years before getting married, which at that point it's all but a formality for tax benefits and parental rights. And even those type of people will wait upwards of 1-3 months before having sex.A lack of sex at the start of a relationship doesn't mean there is a lack of sexual tension.
>>33576012Yes. If that's how you want to frame forcing yourself out of your comfort zone. You COULD drag yourself to the gas station to buy a cigarette you only sorta want, but you gotta push yourself to do it, unlike the crack fiend who just wants his crack no matter what he has to do to get it.
>>33576025Anon's point is that there never will be a relationship if there's no addictive sexual drive compelling it.To which I say... ok? There's a reason being "down bad" and "thinking with your dick" are negative things. I'm not an addict, I will have a good relationship or not bother, why does that make me the crazy one?
I appreciate all of you who come to /adv/ for advice, and who try to be helpful in other threads too, not just in /atoga/.I see you and I appreciate you.
>>33576029Thanks, anon. :)
>>33576027NTAI want to have sex, but I want to have sex with a woman I've built a real relationship. I want the delayed gratification that comes with building trust and a real emotional bond- not just mutual masturbation with each other's bodies. So how do conjoin the two?
>>33576029I come to atoga for blog posting
>>33576032Avoidance behavior. Everybody 'wants' that. But you want it to fall into your lap. You're hoping a friend at the party has a cigarette you can bum off them rather than getting your own.
>>33576019Well, I mean, I just typed this >>33576024, kek. It's pretty believable coming from me. >lady, I obviously obsess over unattainable ice queens with genius IQs and since you're the first one I've met that actually wants to get dicked down.... here you go
I cum to atoga
>>33576021No, but I could start probably!Seriously though, the sheets... every day?
i come to atoga because its the only time i get to interact with women :\
>>33576032Take a time machine back to a better time period before our society died
Not the other more famous guy but I also hate women.
>>33576042You're a lesbian shutin?
women, what makes you act feral?
>>33576045Why is that your first assumption? lmaoI am a loser male
>>33576036>if you want a relationship it means you don't really want a relationshipSay that in plain English without it sounding retarded.
>>33576047>loserDon't be so hard on yourself.>maleThen why do you write like a woman?
Women, how much do you like jizz?
>>33576051
>>33576050>Then why do you write like a woman?What about my writing style is feminine? lmao
>>33576049Not him, but you ever heard the saying "fake it till you make it?"Not that I think that's a good idea. That whole idea is probably easier if you still live in a country where women are feminine and attractive. In the USA it's pretty easy to convince yourself "man, I can't pretend to care about going outside and wooing girls my dick doesn't even want to bang."
>>33576009>megacope posting from a slut
Men would baby blue eyeliner make me look like a whore because I really like it
>>33576061I don't think so. Depends on how you're dressed I guess.
>>33576061It's probably okay. That's not really a "ho" color.
>>33576061It's over, it's all over now, baby blue.
>>33576061Kinda, but I'd still love you.
>>33576011I'll get your towel for you once we're finished.
>>33576006>hard-hitting questionsWtf do people ask on dates?I feel like dates are meant to be partially job interview esque. Obviously not like rapid fire questions but why should you be restrained?As a virgin, I would like to be upfront about it because I know it's a common red flag for a lot of women to be a virgin male over 25.I hate when it seems like convo is going well and then they find out and you can see them get the ick.
>>33576036I get what you're saying. I will admit I do hope I can meet women through friends, but I do go out on my own and meet girls too. The last girl I met in my dating age range is nice but has a bf on another continent. And she hasn't been in the relationship for long. I'm fine with hanging out with her as just friends, but I also don't want to waste my time when I could be hanging out with other girls. I also don't want to get false hope when she really likes to see me, but my friend who got married and now has kids via homewrecking a girl in a LDR thinks I should just be her friend and see what happens. And goddamn, she just texted me a SECOND time asking me when I get back from my trip... But I could also be texting a girl that lives an hour away from me that I went on a date with, but fizzled out due to the distance, or I could start talking to this nurse chick I recently met. Or I could start talking to the girl in my apartment that's super cute, but I think is too young for me. Point is, why am I putting myself through these retarded, indirect hoops?>>33576049I think he's saying too many anons want a Welcome to the NHK gf who comes to their door instead going out to seek it themselves.
foids, why do i crave your companionship? i wish i didn't. my brain compels to seek you, but whenever i do anything other than just romanticize it, i just end up feeling really sad.
>>33576041I change my top sheet everyday, and my bottom sheet every 3 days. Now go shower!
>>33576021nta but changing sheets every day is excessive imo. 7 sets of sheets to wash a week?? i wash my sheets once every couple of weeks lmaot. SMELLY BOY
>>33576044Do you also want your balls crushed like he does?
>>33576061Can you post an example?
>>33576067What a gentleman how did I ever get so lucky
>>33576053NTA.There are a couple femanons who don't use capitalization.
>>33576084Or punctuation. There are many reasons why JH is Queen of the Thread, and proper post formatting is but one of them.
>>33576080
>>33576042Does this actually help you? The texts are anonymous and you have no personal connection with anyone. Not to mention the tranny freaks pretending to be females.
State your gender.Do you agree that there is no good or evil? That there is only power, and those two weak to seek it....
>>33576089I like that. It could be seen as a little loud though.
>>33576089Eh, I think it's cute. What kind of outfit would you wear with it?
>>33576070>I will admit I do hope I can meet women through friends,"Dear Madam, will you procure for me your finest whore?"
>>33576069Dating questions at 18-22 (college age) are different from dating questions at 23-30.Typical questions on dates in your mid-late 20's and onwards would be>What are you looking for?>What's your view on religion?>What's your outlook on life- cozy or adventurous?>What are your life goals? The thing is, when you ask these questions like a job interview it feels less genuine when you're discovering the other person, and younger people like to "discover each other" naturally and so they just want to go on dates and do stuff for fun without much though about the future, 'living in the moment.' Now if you're an autist dating a fellow autist, that changes things up because usually people on the spectrum WANT structure and don't want mystery or ambiguity. But if you do the opposite and you don't ask any meaningful questions and you only "hang out" until it leads to hooking up, that's where situationships come from.
>>33576096Like a 60s outfit
>>33576093MaleNo, I believe in good and evil more than anyone else on this board.
>>33576087You are just admitting that you have low expectations of Black people, anon.
>>33575859no, not really. on occasion i'll watch tucker's podcast, i used to tune in to victor davis hanson's stuff every friday for news but he went painfully pro-israel to the degree it made his stuff unwatchable (i'm not even a /pol/tard...). used to watch Metokur/Internet Aristocrat before the ass-cancer saga. when i was a teenager, i enthusiastically listened to true capitalist radio, which did have an honest shaping of a lot of my politics, less so now. i look back at those shows fondly!but nowadays, i don't listen to noone. i kind of just brood on my own and stay tuned in to mostly news/international news so i can maintain a grip on geopolitics. once i settle down somewhere, o'll do the same to local entities so i can keep watch of the major players in my town.
>>33576091Help might not be the right word. Comforting? maybe. Whether or not they are real women, i like the thought that there's a woman talking to me
>>33576100Midriff???
>>33576093M. I think once you have power, you have to invent for yourself a set of ideas on what to do with it, or else you're just an animal who uses it to obtain food or sex like a monkey or dog would. As soon as you go beyond satisfying your needs, you're inherently inventing a value system, even when you make "more power" your equivalent of "good". Even out of boredom, you have to come up with something to do with the power, and something not to do. A game, you could say. A game with rules and some goals. Good meaning hitting the ball into the goal, and evil meaning a foul ball, a mistake.
>>33576100Mad men comprises the entirety of my knowledge of women's fashion from the 60s.
>>33576089Nah this looks fine
>>33576089very cute, i fuck both w/it and w/the attitude of being colorful in meaningful ways. would 100% avoid eye contact but probably think about you on a car ride home later that day
>>33576109I AM a mad man.
>>33575859I listen to political podcasts at work a lot. Dave Smith, Michael Malice, Tom Woods, Bob Murphy. I also listen to Michael Knowles for a more conservative perspective, and Jimmy Dore for a more left-wing perspective.
>>33576103What do you mean? The epidemic of poor post formatting persists across racial boundaries, at least on 4chan.
>>33576082>What a gentlemanAw shucks. But I wouldn't go that far. It does give me an excuse to touch your body again after all.
Mens and Womens,Do you know things are bad? Are you as mad as Hell and you're not going to take it any more?
>>33576093mevil certainly exists and it's not about power, but change. evil is the capacity for decay.
>>33576118I'm going to continue taking it. I'm not willing to sacrifice my life.
>>33576098I mean I'd love for a girl to be like "hey this is my bff anonnette I think you two would be perfect together" but it's more like "Hey I'm having a party you should come" and then I go out of my way to meet every person I don't know there in case I'll make a longterm friend or girlfriend. I don't think this is psychopathic or manipulative.
>>33576093MNo, and I think that kind of faggy thinking is best left in middle school.>>33576102Nah anon, I genuinely believe justice is one of our innate senses.
>>33576118I saw that movie and it wasn't Lumet's best. Give me Murder on the Orient Express any day of the week.
>>33576118Has there been even a single protest about the Epstein shit? The government is run by pedophiles, and we can't even hold a sign for an afternoon.
femanons, post ovaries
Today we sound the drums of freedom and I say.... Masturbation today. Masturbation tomorrow! Masturbation FOREVER!(state gender: who's with me on this one?)
>>33576118myes. i am not mad as Hell, i am enraged as Hell. but there's nothing that i can do (or, indeed that can be done!)
>>33576117You wouldn't want me to get cold
>>33576100Like Christina Hendricks?
>>33576127I wonder if all this National Guard crap is to prevent people from protesting against the Cheeto Peedo and his kiddy-screwing friends.
>>33576105That sounds very sad. The females here are very awful and are at best orbiter collectors. Do you work or study? Or play online games, use dating apps?
>>33575956Uh, she's another person? With a different personality? And life experiences that may or may not differ from mine?
>>33576133She was only 22 years old you sick fuck!
>>33576118M. Things are bad for us, sure. But... this is the world women wanted.What am I going to rebel against? Our sisters? Men alone can't fight a war against a society, we are just meat without the people that make new humans. Unless/until women turn against the new society they wanted, there is nothing to fight against. What kind of revolution are you going to start against a world they still enjoy living in? Right now, we're just in the waiting room at the end of history.
>>33576131I sure wouldn't. Let's go cuddle up on the couch with our robes on, and watch some youtube.
The things I did in prison were not gay. They were a means to an end and a survival tactic.
>>33576121we understand this intuitively btw. it's not power, but what power does, right? the issue is never that there are queens or administrators, it's that these things ruin people. in fact, we revere the righteous king.
Anons, how did you enjoy the sex tourism on your Summer Euro trip? Did you have to pay for a rub and tug were you able to find a love making partner naturally. State gender.
>>33576042*headpats*
>>33576137NTA. Slavery is still slavery. And there's sworn testimony of kids as young as 13 being there.
>>33576141I've never been to prison but homosexual bathhouses have served the same function for me. Women won't touch me so I need to find lonely old men to sodomize my asshole and grab my penis instead.
>>33576148Very greco-roman.
>>33576143>Anons, how did you enjoy the sex tourism on your Summer Euro trip? Did you have to pay for a rub and tug were you able to find a love making partner naturally. State gender.I don't think many Euro women are interested in hooking up with American men. And I'm not into prostitution.
>>33576091nta but yeah actually, its fun to flirt and i think it is helpful. e-trannies are easy to spot, too, so i don't think thats really a con
>>33576046Adhd and hunger.
>>33576147A lot of the most prominent Epstein accusers are clearly lying, and they say completely deranged things, like one of them says she saw him transform into a reptilian creature. To be clear, Epstein was definitely fucking underage girls, and Maxwell was helping to procure them for him, but all this shit about a client list is pure fiction.
>>33576137There are victims that were as young as 11 cherry picker
>>33576148Do you moan "I hate women" right as you nut on a graybeard?
>>33576155>completely deranged things, like one of them says she saw him transform into a reptilian creature.i wish we lived in the world you will condescendingly insist we live in, anon. i really really do. this world is more wicked than you can fathom.
>>33576158No, because I don't hate women.
>>33576155>one of them says she saw him transform into a reptilian creature.Damn, they let her say that without disappearing her? I believe them 100% now.
>>33576155Let's just go after everyone but Trump. I'd rather some face justice than none.
>>33576160I don't believe in shapeshifters or aliens, but I do think it's possible a creepy rapist drugged his victims with LSD for shits and grins and to exacerbate their state of freaking out when he fucked them.
>>33576164They have faced justice. All two of the people involved. There is no client list and there never was. That was all baseless speculation. Epstein fucked young girls. There's no real reason to think he was pimping them out to his wealthy friends.
>>33576143I went to a couple of euro strip clubs to see what it's like. I think it's more fun when you're not alone and depressed.
I must bounce on it
>>33576170Based
I really hate women.
State genderHave you ever met your doppelganger?
>>33576172Based on a novel by a man named Lear
>>33576155>and they say completely deranged things, like one of them says she saw him transform into a reptilian creature.They often use drugs on victims. They've been doing that since MKULTRA at least.
>>33576174My tulpa got psychically raped by the wizard who was remote viewing him and died from rectal bleeding. I exist only as his ghost in a shell.
>>33576170Trampoline?
>>33576165It's the symbolism that is the most evil. the demons aren't here with us, but they act through us, like a virus. if you're familiar with memetics in the Dawkinsonian sense, they are akin to a meme. the demons compel us to act to harm others as well as to let ourselves be harmed. a reptile is a cold blooded creature, much like a rapist, you understand?
Why is there a winged humanoid creature with dragonfly wings and the head of a goat staring at me through my third story bedroom window? Even when I close the blinds I still see those red, piercing, slitted eyes. What is he going to do to me? I'm frightened.
>>33576174M. I sure as hell don't have one. I was sent to this planet either by mistake or to serve some kind of prison sentence for my sins. They wouldn't send another here like me, the one thing I can be sure of in this world is that I'm stuck here alone.
>>33576170Bounce on mine femanon
>>33576140What are we going to watch
>>33576138>Right now, we're just in the waiting room at the end of history.Yeah, it's quite depressing that we're forced to be here where only foids get to enjoy life. A peasant in the 19th century had a much more fulfilling life. Imagine telling him that men in 2025 won't be able to get pussy until they're 30 (that's if his career takes off) and then he gets some used up pussy, and is expected to be grateful for it, and then there's a chance that she will ruin the family, and the man can't do anything about it legally. The peasant farmer would think you're crazy.
goon night femanons ily
>>33576174mno doppelganger, unless you count my tulpa (i'm basically just a split personality at this point but i'm told this is ick so i don't bring it up)
>>33576167Bill Clinton hasn't. Are you really going to argue he visited Epstein dozens of times (without the secret service) and never touched a female? Are you really going to argue those massages never went any further?
>>33576190Requiem for a Dream
>>33576192ihy
>>33576156>cherry picker
>>33576173Until they peg your bussy
>>33576173Sup ihatewomen anon. Anything interesting happen in your life today?
>>33576193What does your tulpa doWhat is a tulpa
>>33576174>State gender>Have you ever met your doppelganger?I've seen my exes doppelganger
This isn't me >>33576196>>33576190Hmm, do you like mysteries?
>>33576196On youtube? Why?
>>33576203I take it you've never watched Twin Peaks: The Return. A tulpa is a clone of you created by The Black Lodge, sometimes to take your place while you are trapped in the Lodge and until you are needed back in this reality and this timeline.
>>33576198Fucking KEK
I've been listening to Shelby Foote's Civil War lately. Lee's letter to Jackson ordering him to Richmond from the Shenandoah Valley sounds like how I actually talk some times. I don't know whether to cringe at myself or feel provide. What do you think?
>>33576141If I were in prison, there's a likely chance that I would commit murder to survive. That would not make it any less murder.Own whatever it is that you do.
>>33576174Nope. Every natural blonde that went goth that I know dyed their hair a rainbow color.
Would you teach your gf/bf how to cook?
>>33576155Who did you vote for?
>>33576118>Do you know things are bad?Nah. Things are improving every day.>Are you as mad as Hell and you're not going to take it any more?I'm not even really annoyed anymore.
>>33576215Thoughts on George B. McClellan?
>>33576202Excuse you, his name is ILoveMen.
>>33576198
>>33576203>What does your tulpa dokeeps me company while i'm high. scolds me for being high while i'm in her company.>What is a tulpathink like an imaginary friend that you talk to so much that their responding becomes habitualized and takes no effort. this creates what is in effect an an independent mind in your own (my tulpa is almost 10, older than some regulars in this thread)
>>33576191Yup. It's pretty close to home for me since I was just talking to those peasant ancestors last week, on vacation in the old world. I don't know what kind of meaning we're supposed to be finding here in the postmodern west. We have all the luxurious material crap in the world, but they had the stuff that really mattered. Their lives were worth a lot more. Me and you? We can make a billion dollars off of bitcoin or die drugged in a ditch, and barely anyone would even notice the difference.
>>33576216Sure, it's always come naturally to me though.
>>33576170Well, why don't you?
You like men.And we like beer!
drinking all of moids alcohol
>>33576102>I believe in good and evil more than anyone else on this board.You'd be surprised.Once you understand the nature of things, it is less belief than knowledge. I essentially proved Good and Evil exist.I just don't spend my limited time on Earth judging and condemning others.
>>33576216i would certainly have a gaslighting phase where i show her how to nake some childhood dish, and make (& unironically consume) the most disgusting concoctions, insist they were real.(it is no wonder that i am going to die alone, oh well)
ladies,if you came to my room, would you be scared of my booger wall?
Women, have you ever been to Hooters, Twin Peaks, Heart Attack Grill, or any other of the assorted breasteraunts?What's your impression of them?I think I'd be too shy to ever go to one, personally.
>>33576207I'll watch anything with you
I've never watched Archer before
>>33576093Male>Do you agree that there is no good or evil?Nope.Every being in the universe knows the difference between right and wrong.
>>33576229Want to watch some TV shows? I only drink for media consoomer drinking games.
>>33576202Not really. Just work stuff.
>>33576233>>33576234Men are so embarrassing
>>33576233I knew exactly one girl that had one of those. So I technically know at least one woman that would possibly accept you. No, I am not currently friends with her.
>>33576233Lel boogers
>>33576237It's pretty consistently good.I haven't seen the most recent episodes.
>>33576234I went to Hooters once, several years ago. I love women.
>>33576237The first 3-4 seasons are really good. Later seasons fell off a bit.
>>33576245But so you like George B. McClellan?
>>33576216Sure.
>>33576240You should take a vacation sometime. When was the last time you traveled?
>>33576241Because I'm shy?
>>33576241f-fuck off :3c
>>33576251I visit my family in another state in December every year, planning to do the same this year.
>>33576229holding foids hair back while they spew cheap beer into the toilet
booger wall
>>33576235You're adorable. Would you be down for some games after?
Girls Why did I just make a big dinner when I need to get ready for bed soon?
>>33576247I don't know that guy.
>>33576245How's the food?
>>33576259I think you thought big full man tummy would make you sleepier.
>>33576258Yes
>>33576229>drinking all of moids alcoholYou like Laphroaig, huh?
>>33576261The wings are actually pretty top notch, I would go back and try other menu items but it's nowhere near where I live.
>>33576237You should, it's a fun show.
>>33576259Moids are so stupid
I'm on business travel and having a good time. Reconnected with a bunch of people I haven't seen in years and met a lot of new cool people. I do look forward to returning home and seeing my close friends this weekend though. Why do we hate on women who like traveling again? Yeah I get you can't easily date a girl who's constantly leaving town, but besides that?
>>33576229If you touch the vintage I will fucking kill you
>>33576259
>>33576273I will drink the vintage
>>33576273*touching moids vintage alcohols but not drinking them*
>>33576229Ok but you gotta drink it while you sit in my lap.
state genderBrown anons, when did you give up on the idea of having a white gf/bf?
>>33576272imagine if like, half the awesome cool hot people you just met wanted to bang youhow long could you resist before becoming a giant slut
Men, do you really?Just pictures of some girl fishing?Hey where do you fish?
>>33576272Because it’s a cliché and despite their supposed well-traveled worldliness they’re still often dull as a doorknob in conversation. There’s a difference between a girl who took cute pics at a cafe in Paris and one who actually has an interest in winemaking or the catacombs.
>>33576272Boober
>>33576264What are some games that you like?
>>33576271Why are you being grumpy? Do you need a hug?
>>33576287I've never actually played any games
>>33576290You keep playing games with my heart though
>>33576290Really? I'll have to teach you then.
>>33576282Did the moids run off to go create fake fishing women dating profiles? Not even a haha?
>>33576293Why do you keep answering for me?
>>33576272King Andrew Tate talked about this already. If she travels, she's a slut.
>>33576296I will never tell you my fishing spots
>>33576272I like a well traveled woman.Just keep the hookups to when you're single and we're good.
>>33576296Idk what to say, I'm not a big fisher.
>>33576299MWhat if she's an astronaut?
backI locked down some new fishing spots boys, you down?
Hey girls, let's travel the world and hookup with people together!
>>33573441femanons is emotional disability a real thing? I asked if my gf likes me and asked her to be really honest in case she didn't I wouldn't get sad or nothing, we had somewhat of a fight and I asked if she wanted to break up or not to summarize, but she said she has emotional disability and is unsure about her feelings and couldn't answer that she likes me but also said she doesn't dislike me
>>33576307Kek
Are women aware that their negative experiences with bad men are making them treat good men kind of shitty?
Cock mileage
>>33576310I knew a Chad and Stacy couple who did this.
>>33576307Is this what they call a hookup?
>>33576305slut for aliens
How do I tell a soft rejection apart from a legitimate excuse? Like, for example, if I ask out a girl I know who I know doesn’t have a car and she declines because she doesn’t want to pay for an Uber or whatever, do I offer her a ride or do I just take that to mean she isn’t interested and drop it?
>>33576294What will you teach me
>>33576322The latter. It'd be one thing if she just said she didn't have a ride, but specifying she doesn't want to pay for one is another.
>>33576323NTAI'll teach you to suck and to fuck
>>33576324Does she even need to specify, though? I feel like I can make that inference even without specification.
>>33576322I think offering to go someplace close to where she lives would be safer. That way she can still walk home. She could have almost being kidnapped trauma.
fellas when did you realize the burning romantic passion you had for the woman you love(d) dwindled to a spark before completely extinguishing
>>33576313MI think it's human nature to judge outgroups by their worst members. If i get mugged by the first two Belgians I meet, I'm going to assume the next Belgian I see is a mugger.
>>33576329A long time ago. I haven't had a crush on anyone for well over a decade.
>>33576329Never been with anyone I cared that much about. Prolly never will.
>>33576329I contain multitudes and there is a pitiful ember glowing within me for each woman I’ve loved
>>33576323Maybe the switch would be a good start? My first video game was Mario Kart 64.
>>33576322Okay first of all, obviously you should have offered to pick her up. Some girls consider that normal and they're happy when you say "don't worry, I'll pick you up."But as for the general question, in my opinion you should always confirm that it's a rejection by following up with something like "Want to make plans another time?". Basically, give her a chance to be busy for real, kek.
>>33576331And whatever you do, stay firm and stick to that opinion on the Belgians. Don't ever waver, don't ever waffle.
>>33576329I realized when she didn't make any time for me.I had been asking to spend any amount of time with her and for her to call me and I'd get a response the next day that she was out with friends etc.She said she'd make an effort and didn't and so I broke up with her cause I was extremely depressed and lonely, I did it over text and it took her like 2 days to even respond to it.
>>33576338>should have offeredHaven’t even asked yet, I’m still busy in the overthinking and overplanning stage chief. But thank you
>>33576329I have the opposite problem. It takes years upon fucking years for me to get over a woman.
WomenDo any of you play games like House Flipper or Sims just to decorate houses?I just built a giant spaceship in a game and realized I have absolutely no idea of how to decorate it.
WomenIs getting asked out by a friendly acquaintance that you’re not interested in enough to completely put you off that person assuming they don’t start acting weird about it afterwards?
>>33576337I don't know if I'll be any good at it
>>33576322MDepends on how well you know her, but if you invite someone to something, date or not, usually that invite includes an offer of transportation to said activity if they can't get there themselves. Then usually people will not outright ask for a ride, so it's usually the social norm to say "Thanks for the offer, but I don't have a car to get myself there" and then you offer to drive them and then they will say yes or no. No one will ever be offended if you offer them a ride when they cite a lack of a car as to why. Just don't ask further if they continue to say no.t. recently was laughing at a mutual friend try to ask out a girl when he doesn't have a car so his pitch was "Hey wanna go get coffee? wanna give me a ride?" And then he proceeds to complain about how no girl wants to go out with him.
>>33576339Kek. The Belgae are a syruptitious bunch
>>33576329spark is still there. some nasty women tried to extinguish it but not yet
>>33576329The>burning romantic passionwas quickly put out as soon as she stopped putting out and would berate me over the more minor thigs, especially on car trips where I'd be verbally attacked for 3+ hours until she would finally come to her senses and realize that she was being insane. One day, she believed that she was in the right and wouldn't back down and our HECKIN SPARK vanished in about 8 hours. It's been a month, I am now over her entirely and I pray that she is dead or is a miserable cunt for the rest of her pathetic life
>>33576346That's okay. Just have fun.
>>33576342Ah, good. Protip for when you ask, do it something like this>"do you want to meet there, or do you want me to pick you up?"that way you're accommodating her whichever kind of girl she is (the kind that loves being picked up, or the kind that hates being picked up)
>>33576353You almost got cucked by a lesbian?
>>33576272So who'd you sleep with?
>>33576344N.. no...I play sims so my character can makeout with him and romance him.
*ahem*harvest moon >>>>>>>> animal crossingthat's all
>>33576344Used to do it back when I played sims. Now I just decorate my bases in rimworld
>>33576359Rather than sleep with a girl out here, I created artificial scarcity and got a girl missing me back home instead.Not like I even asked the girl here to get drinks after we got back from dinner with our group though, ha ha ha>>33576344I thought women play House Flipper so they can have a menial task while they listen to their audiobooks
>>33576365What loser lel
Moids don't love women, they just like having someone who sucks, fucks and cooks for them for free
>>33576385since when do women know how to cook these days
>>33576385that's just not true. sucking is overrated.
>>33576385STOP LYING I loved my ex with all my heart, she dumped me!
>be me>at work>I'm behind glass, I communicate with a mic>cute woman walks up>help her out>she's walking away>mute mic>say to co-worker "she's so pretty. What the fuck?">mic wasn't muted>she definitely heardIf I get drunk fast enough, will I forget this happened? It was about 3 hours ago.
>>33576385Wrong. Most guys really want someone to love and cuddle with and dote on. But women don't want that anymore.
>>33576390are you ugly? If not you probably made her day.
>>33576391Lie, it's men who don't want that anymore
>>33576357no, not like that. she raced into being a piece of trash.
>>33576385Aw, my sweet little femcel.
>>33576396Wrong. Men post about it in this thread constantly, and most guys want that as much as if not more than sex. But women don't like men anymore.
>>33576396yeh, we need someone strong to work the farm since we're going back to the land
>>33576385I dont think that's true
I am... le sad
>>33576394>are you ugly? If not you probably made her day.No, but I'm not handsome either.
>>33576402same
>>33576390Its probably too late. I think you have to shut the hippocampus down pretty quickly.>>33576402Big sad?
>>33576403You're fine. Honestly I'm jealous of the woman.
>>33576385I'm sorry, but if you make sim of yourself and your crush so you can virtually make out by proxy, you are total fucking loser. No, having a vagina does not save you from being a loser. Go outside and get a life.
>>33576402Le sigh we cringe on
>>33576409very big sad, the biggest sadness. I will hopefully be happy tomorrow
>>33576385The girl i'm talking to doesn't even know how to cook though
Is it possible for men to coom many times in a row?
Why do nice and sensitive girls get treated like shit by everybody? Why do men hate us?
Men, do you like helldivers 2?
>>33576419We don't. Women hate men.
>>33576411That wouldn't be embarrassing for you?
>>33576422Did you wear a ballgag while your balls were being tortured?
>>33576423Why would being called pretty be embarrassing?
>>33576355I know I will
>>33576422A nice and sensitive girl would fix you so good
Men are so fucking indecent
>>33576420where's constantinople?
>>33576420I really don't like video games anymore. I started earthbound a couple weekends ago and I played 1 game of starcraft today
>>33576428Do those even exist anymore? Only read about them in old books.
>>33576428How would having someone else who hates me in my life help me in any way?
>>33576430>he's thinking about roman empire againMen are so predictable
>>33576429Let's have sex!
>>33576440I predicted this too
>>33576430Now it's Istanbul, not Constantinople
>>33576345I don’t understand
>>33576447Anon wants to know if being asked out by somebody would put you off interacting with them after that.
>>33576429This is literally all I want out of life
>>33576390>>say to co-worker "she's so pretty. What the fuck?">>mic wasn't muted>>she definitely heardYou just lost your job, idiot.
>>33576452Oh.. thank you. Yes it would
>>33576418>Is it possible for men to coom many times in a row?I can, yeah.
>>33576429>Men are so fucking indecentHeadpats for you, femcel.
>>33576420Yes it's a very good game
>>33576429who touched your butt this time?
>>33576419I try to treat you well, the problem is you can't be a people pleaser, you'll wreck your life like that.
>>33576429what does that say about you that get turned on by that kind of stuff?
>>33576480I’m a people pleaser though. I can’t change this about myself
>>33576482because sooner or later you'd have to choose between other people and me, and you'd choose them because you'd go with whatever the "hivemind" wants you to do.You have no guts and you are not reliable.
>>33576478He didn't but he was staring at my tits all the time
Wow so men fap everyday… crazy
>>33576425Some people seem shy about compliments.
>>33576490how often do you do it?
>>33576485No, I’d go for a middle ground. I would sacrifice myself for those I love
>>33576427I have to get to bed. It was nice talking to you. Have a great night :)
>>33576459why's there a guy in the back
>>33576482Yes you can, you are not what you tell yourself you are.Being a people pleaser is a maladaptive coping strategy you used as a child because of trauma you received.
What are anons up to tonight?
>>33576489>He didn't but he was staring at my tits all the timeOh, sorry. Was he a date?
>>33576489wow rude>>33576490nah it feels better when you do it once or twice a month
>>33576493Once or twice a month
>>33576503no
>>33576496Goodbye
>>33576506Was he a coworker? Maybe you could report him to HR?
>>33576494there's no middle ground. People like you are susceptible to attract narcissist assholes that would step over your boundaries over and over because you'd let them, and in the process hurt others, how do you expect to keep a middle ground when you willingly hang out with people that hurt others and act as having the moral highground at all times?Your "middle ground" is being available if people reach out to you, but you never reach out to people out of your own will, and like it or not is taking a side.
>>33576502Was playing Mario, but I just finished. Now I’m not sure what to do.
I want to French kiss a femanon and touch her butt.
>>33576505damn, how old are you? it's always been like that?
>>33576502debating whether i should go to bed now to wake up for a stream in seven hours
>>33576510why do photos rotate at random when uploaded
>>33576478>who touched your butt this time?Did that actually happen?
>>33576502Downloading more picturez of him
>>33576500No, it’s awareness life sucks and living beings suffer. It’s compassion to people and wanting them to be happy
Chad reporting for duty saar!
>>33576508No, I hate HR even more than I hate moids
>>33576518It has to do with the photo containing data regarding how it should be oriented that gets ignored when you upload here.
>>33576521Not making your will or preference known doesn't make people happy though.In fact people don't like people pleaser much unless they're megalomaniacs.
>>33576465>You just lost your job, idiot.It's not that bad, right?
>>33576522>deezheh
>>33576524>No, I hate HR even more than I hate moidsEnemy of your enemy.
>>33576174FNo.. I’m always the smallest adult everywhere I go
It is so scary
>>33576534how tall are you?what race?
>>33576534Cute
>>33576517What's the stream?
>>33576390>If I get drunk fast enough, will I forget this happened? It was about 3 hours ago.>>33576409>Its probably too late. I think you have to shut the hippocampus down pretty quickly.This.I successfully forgot some secret that a friend shared with me and I started drinking and meditating immediately. And even then, I still remember that it happened, just not what the secret was.
>>33576502playing videogames and then I'm gonna read a couple of chapters of galaxy express 999 before going to bed
There is a world where I was supposed to be pregnant by now but I fucked that up. The easiest biological thing in the world
>>33576420It's not my bag but everything I have heard sounds awesome.
>>33576543What games?
>>33576539https://www.youtube.com/live/hO4R9e_7L7A
I wish I locked him up and kept him forever so he could never leave me
>>33576544>but I fucked that up.How?
>>33576550Many such cases
>>33576547was playing the original dragon quest on nes and casltevania lament of innocence
>>33576550>I wish I locked him up and kept him forever so he could never leave meWho?
My coworkers have been trying to hype me up to talk to bus girl. They say girls like when you wave at them, and I’m allowed to stare if I think she’s pretty.This is total bullshit right?
>>33576553Men are slippery like eels they will get away if you let them
I used to believe men loved short women. I’ve realized they are actually most attracted to tall women and they think of short women as peasants
>>33576550I want to be free
>>33576558I want a woman that would keep me tied up in her basement <3
>>33576557>My coworkers have been trying to hype me up to talk to bus girl. They say girls like when you wave at them, and I’m allowed to stare if I think she’s pretty.>This is total bullshit right?Yes, wtf are they thinking? Would they try and sabotage you?
>>33576551Never found a donor
>>33576531I called her deez nuts but she was ESL and didn’t understand the joke :(
>>33576558Not really. You kinda have to try to push them away. But a lot of women do that because they don't actually love men, and the urge to go after the one that will give them the most wealth or social status is strong.
>>33576550Are you talking about me?
>>33576554Based. I forgot we all had that talk about RPGs in here the other day. Good luck anon.
>>33573448I like it
>>33576567Don't those places help you with that?
>>33576561Maybe, maybe not. But both short and tall women hate men, so it doesn't really matter anyway.
>>33576571I was the one that made that post asking which one people preferred dq or ff
>>33576564Apparently so
>>33576573Ideally the donor would be someone who loves me
>>33576567>>33576544Why not just do it the normal way?
>>33576567I thought men line up to serve your wishes, what happened
>>33573598It took me a minute to figure out that the mirror is at an odd angle. There's something decidedly off about the proportions and her posture too.But she's attractive, yes.
>>33576570Yes
>>33576537147cmAsian>>33576538Thank you
>>33576558Chad, you mean.
>>33576550why'd you make him leave you then
>>33576583How do I know?
>>33576584how do you feel about your height when it comes to dating? do you think is a plus or a negative?
>>33576575Oh shit, I was the one who likes Phantasy Star the most.
>>33576588Ask
>>33576561I like women who are smaller than me.Otherwise I can't feel protective of them.Tall is fine if she's thin. Fat is fine if she's short.....what the fuck is wrong with peasants?
>>33576550us chuds need freedom
>>33576587I wasn't good enough
>>33576522when she asks “are you talking to other girls”
>>33576592I did ask, and you said yes?
>>33576558In this analogy, would the hovercraft be the woman?
>>33573598MShe looks like my childhood best friend. No matter, she wouldn't like me now.
>>33576601Why do you think it's you
>>33576590>I liked Phantasy Star the mostyea...ok>>33576598why did you do that
>>33576544How old are you?
>>3357660826
>>33576584Adorable also the same height my mom is lol
>>33576561>I used to believe men loved short women. I’ve realized they are actually most attracted to tall women and they think of short women as peasantsMy best ex is 4'6"Sometimes people would imply I fetishized her, though. That could be why some are reluctant.
>>33576590I remember you! I will give those games a try! they look fun
>>33576604>Why do you think it's youI guess I'm hoping
>>33576502im shitting
>>33576610You have another 14 years to give a good man to impregnate you and have a healthy baby.Just focus on making life that you want to bring a child into.I want babies so badly too, and I'm working my ass off to get a good career and find a wife.
>>33576618I want them now I can't stand another 14 years alone
>>33576605The character Mieu from PSIII is straight up a “sexaroid” with full reproductive functions. According to the designer.
>>33576616Hoping for what, what did she do to you?
>>33576620So go out and get a bf, then convince him to marry you and make some babies together.
>>33576610>26You've still got time. My gf is 30, and I'll be getting her pregnant shortly after we're married.
Unless you want Chad, your problem can be fixed tomorrow.
>>33576620But you need to find a good man first.
>>33576626>>33576631Finding a good man is harder than having babies
>>33576544society fucked it up. making kids work until 45 to be able to afford a house and until 35 for a man to be able to impress a woman is ridiculous and insane and completely contradicts human biology, but here we are
>>33576634>Finding a good man is harder than having babiesWhat have you tried so far?
>>33576634You mean finding a perfect man who is straight out of your fantasies is hard.
>>33576634Yes that is true, but not doing that will hurt your children.
>>33576634what kind of man are you seeking
>>33576637I agree >>33576639You know thats not true
>>33576647No, it's definitely true. There are lots of good men who are single and really want a gf, but that's not who women want. They want the perfect men that 80% of the rest of women also want.
>>33576650There's a reason we don't date incels. Thank you.
>>33576641That is what I'm scared of>>33576642Someone good, someone who will be my friend forever
>>33576654what do you expect out of friendship
>>33576653I didn't say anything about incels. But then that's probably what you call the 95% of men that you wouldn't even look at.
>>33576658Understanding
>>33576522I matched with her too
>>33576654>That is what I'm scared ofYou should be, that man will have every right to see your kids as you do.
I'd unironically give the world to femanons who look like thisI'd run into machinegun fire
Femanons do you want to smoke in the rain with me like broody anime characters?
>>33576670Finding a bitch who looks like this just for her to cheat on me.I fucking hate my life.
>>33576670She could fuck black men on the side and id tolerate it
>>33576676damn that sucksbut it wouldnt happen to me
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>>33576670gross. let's find you some machinegun fire
>>33576670>NoseringBlegh
>>33576670Do you think we’d be here if we looked like that you shallow retard?
>>33576691there are plenty femanons in these threads that are dropdead gorgeousI've seen the pictures
>>33576696What do they look like
>>33576663what would you say your strengths and weaknesses are
>>33576696Fuck you you ugly fucker. You’d never stand a chance with a woman like that
>>33576711
>>33576696The problem is you focus on looks. Once you leave school the only women who value looks and money are the trust fund retards who's parents own 50 houses. I just look for someone who is caring and understanding. I don't really care how you look beyond satisfying my fat fetish.
>>33576724Looks is the first thing we notice on people, and a relationship with someone you dont find attractive cant last. I tried
state genderwho's your favorite person of the opposite gender that you know personally and it's not a relative?why is that person your favorite?
>>33576711Why are you so mad?
>>33576691>>33576711I bet you're cute, femanon. Don't despair.
>>33576736MA former classmate of mine who has stuck around with me for a long time. Despite some missteps, like when I tried to use her as a rebound years ago, we’ve kept up a good friendship. She sent me a bespoke birthday card and I think I’m going to send one back (hers is in a bit over a week).
>>33576728That's only telling of you and the people you are around. You need to hang around people who you are instead of what you are.
>>33576770I be to you thought you were super smart typing that out
>>33576770It was meant to say "You need to hang around people who are interested in who you are instead of what you are" but phone keyboards are shit and just drop words some times.
>>33576589Hm.. here it’s a negative. I’m short skinny and flat. Guys like tall curvy big tits ladies>>33576612Hurray! How tall are you then?
>>33576706understanding when he's no longer useful and you divorce him, keep half of his assets and he happily remains your platonic friend and financial sponsor forever
>>33576770>>33576778It still kind of works as advice but has a different message.Heh
