Previously: >>33606961
first for flat girls <3
second for titcows (they deserve love too, but not as much as flat girls)
>>33609956everybody loves titcows they don't need anymore love unlike flat girls, which I love very much
State genderWhat was the last post you got banned for?
We got any moms itt?
Are femanons ovulating?
>>33609970MSomething racist when I was drunk a few months ago
>>33609949Woo
>>33609973No I'm PMSing and now you guys are freaking me out and making me cry about my fucking hands
>>33609970Someone got my building banned for "posting/requesting CP" so I have to post on guest wifi...
>>33609972Yo.
>>33609979I suppose you could ask AI about it instead of us.
>>33609939>>33609950>>33609965>and you guys aren't helpingPeople like you are always so annoying.You're the kind of retard who ends up in the emergency room because "it wasn't that bad".
>>33609986I did everything google told me to do
>>33609979I don't see why you'd need emergency care for scrapes. It's not down to the bone, or dripping blood, right?
>>33609970PenisI apparently posted in a kik thread on /b/, but it was a range ban so I just appealed.
>>33609979don't worry, skateboard-chan.here's a tip for cleaning wounds: get one of those bottles of Bausch & Lomb Biotrue Hydration Plus.It's just saline, which hurts less than water because it's more friendly to the body's cut tissues, and you can squeeze the bottle to squirt it onto your wound to spray out dust and dirt.Just do that and use the burn gel and maybe neosporin if you want, and it'll be alright.
Why do women say size doesn't matter yet post things like that? :(
>>33609979well that's probably because you have mannish hands
>>33609996No it's not it's just an abrasion>>33610000Okay thank you
>>33609979It's called an embolism. You could develop a blood clot anywhere and if it breaks free it can travel through your veins to your lungs, brain, heart. And yes, you can die.
how would you feel if you found out your bf is a molestation victim
>>33610002That’s a drawing
>>33610007I hope it kills me
>>33609930Women, do you have any female friends?
>>33610015>It is highly unlikely to get an embolism from a simple scrape. Embolisms, such as pulmonary embolisms, are typically caused by larger blood clots that form in deep veins (deep vein thrombosis, or DVT), often following major trauma like fractures of the pelvis or long bones, surgery (especially hip or knee replacement), severe burns, or prolonged immobility.>While a scrape might cause minor damage to blood vessels, it does not usually lead to the formation of a large clot capable of traveling through the bloodstream and causing an embolism.
>>33610004It's not the size of the thing, it's the amount of blood that can get jammed up and stuck because of it.
>>33609970MI got banned for posting this image, even though my thread had nothing to do with said image and just used it because I thought it was funny
>>33609932>it burned so badly I couldn't really latherYou can use the backside of your hands for that and then gently rub one side and the other, so you don't have the burning pain on both hands at the same time.>How do I know if it's that bad?An infection is more likely than anything else.If it was in the driveway, thus a rather dirty place, then I hope you kept up on your tetanus shots.When somebody has been severely injured and there was potential dirt and other things entering a wound, medics usually give the injured a tetanus shot right away.
>>33610017I have some. And yes, they tease me about my breasts.
>>33610017those blue eyes are really hot
>>33610018Thank you for being normal >>33610019It's just the first few layers of my palm like it's bleeding but theres no deep cut
>>33610015>I hope it kills meBut you can't die, I need a skater gf.
>>33609930Women, how often do you drink alcohol?
>>33610017Why did the chick with the creepy blue eyes look at her friend's tits in a video?
>>33610029Is this a severe injury?? Do skateboarders die of this?
>>3361001899% sure still leaves 1% unsure.
>>33610044An airplane engine could fall on her head like Donnie Darko
I'm horny!
Women what is Joey Wheeler's cutest monster?
>>33610042Skateboarders wear protection.
>>33610031Why?
>>33610049Baby Dragon is the clear winner.
womenhow do you pick guys to flirt with in social settings?
>>33610050>Skateboarders wear protection.NTAI skateboarded for over 10 years and never wore protection.
>>33610042Do you not know what tetanus is?People don't die from it over night.You will see your veins get basically infected and it's often visible from the outside, with necrosis where the infection happened and it takes several days. A common thing with it are muscle spasms an cramps. Coincidentally, if you get a tetanus shot, your arm will probably hurt for 1~2 days too, since your body will build up the antibodies to the same infection.It's pointless to worry about it just a few hours after you hurt yourself, but see how it looks like tomorrow morning when you change your bandages.
>>33610017Yes
Why is Fern so NTRcoded?
>>33610057>Hey my name is Retard and welcome to Jackass
>>33610038I don’t drink
>>33610059Why would I get tetanus from a scrape
>>33610052They are larger than average. It's all in good fun, though. I hope.
>>33610064If you fall just block your head with your arms.
>>33610042>Is this a severe injury?? Do skateboarders die of this?Femanon, take some deep breaths and take a break from atoga for a couple of hours.Anons just want to rile you up because its cute/funny.
>>33610070If you get tired, you can rest them on my face.
>>33610063She just wants Stark to take initiative.
>>33610068I love most women I just hate a couple of my co-workers and some other people kekJust be a nice person it's not that hard
>>33610063She isn't. People just hate Stark for no reason.
>>33610070They're just jelly of the extra attention you get.
>>33610067Why wouldn't you?I have told you enough by now, you can google the rest yourself.
>>33610073Both of them are built 4 BWC and so are (You).
>>33610075I still don't get why people worship this show. It's fantastic, yes, but there are absolutely better shows, and they don't get nearly as much attention.
>>33610080Probably.
I need to be breastfed by a femanon
>>33610087Same.
Women, have you ever used your feminine wiles to get something? I mean, not judging you. If I could, I'd probably do that too.
>>33610087>I need to be breastfed by a femanonI want to get a femanon pregnant.
>>33610072It's not funny I'm freaking the fuck out
>>33610093>It's not funny I'm freaking the fuck outIt is to them.
>>33610091M I fucking hate this video. Her kid is hungry and her first intinct is to make a fucking coomer tiktok.
>>33610087Sorry, all out for a bit.
>>33610090Does OF count?
>>33610097not that deep bro
>>33610053> poor rocket warrior
>>33610093I just told you the most likely thing is an infection and you can't do anything right now anyway, so just wait until tomorrow morning.Take painkillers if you can't sleep.
>>33610085Name 20
>>33610102I was thinking more like cleavage for free drinks or something but yes.
>>33610097Kida are essentially obnoxious cats, they constantly want food, so who cares if they have to wait 3 minutes.
>>33610102NTA. But definitely. How many simps do you have?
>>33610110nta I love my kid a bit more than my cat.
>>33610112Many>>33610109Nice
>>33610114You can love things differently even if they are the same.
>>33610109>I was thinking more like cleavage for free drinks or something but yes.Hey, >>33610031 are you thirsty?
>>33610085because too much high fantasy anime is isekai-shit and Frieren was in the right place at the right time being something different
>>33610118The correct answer would have been "never enough".
>>33610118About how much do you make a month?
>>33610118You can have "many" simps and still be making less than minimum wage
>>33610123I have enough, I’m doing less now and I’ll stop soon>>33610125Enough to cover education and apartment.
y'all ever notice how these internet-brained women have some big ass foreheads?
>>33610129Yeah, but I don’t >>33610131
>>33610121Lol. Sorry, anon, I don't drink.
>>33610131>I’ll stop soonNoooooo
>>33610131oh so you're like a top 10%er on OF huh?
>>33610134Most millennial and zoomer women seem to have giant ass foreheads.
>>33610085Nta but doesn't that apply to any form of media lol? There will always be hidden gems that don't get as much attention as mainstream stuff>>33610083Nah I'm built for inceldom kekSomeone asked me on the bar yesterday if I had a gf, I almost spat out my drinkEven a cockroach on the floor has more charisma and stuff to offer women than me>>33610134It's to reflect some of the blue light so their eyes and brain don't get frazzled
>>33610129fear not the woman who can get one man to pay her $100,000 one time.fear the woman who can get 100,000 men to pay her $1 one time (a month).
Girls would you let your bf put a camera up your pussy?
>>33610141>Most millennial and zoomer women seem to have giant ass foreheads.I haven't noticed this. But it does seem like zoomer chicks have really deep voices.
>>33610146>fear the womanDon't think I ever will.
>>33610150It's all the voicechat in vidya pretending to be a guy.
How come black guys are on average so much more muscular than white (or other ethnicity) guys?
>>33610156>It's all the voicechat in vidya pretending to be a guy.Kek.
Do females obsess over random insane things all day?
>>33610160Prison time.
>>33610140The top% list isn’t accurate.
>>33610101let me know once your breasts get full
>>33610160>How come black guys are on average so much more muscular than white (or other ethnicity) guys?Higher testosterone. Same reason they have bigger penises
We got a mom here? What do full breasts feel like?
>>33610150Zoomergirls with deep voices are fucking hot.
>>33610160Why are Italians so small?
>>33609970Got banned from Truth Social for saying that women refusing to get raped by Muslims is culturally insensitive and disturbingly anglo-centric
>>33609970MI said>everyone, quick, post a pic of your cat if you want
>>33610179Is it the BPD energy?
>>33610178It's kinda like two full bladders on your chest and you need to pee only instead of urine it's milk.
>>33610160
>>33610188I have never been so aroused and disgusted at the same time.
>>33610183you really need to consider suicide
>>33610187Don't think she had BPD, but defintely several other things going on in her brain.
>>33610188woah I want to suck on your chest bladders
>>33610189That number is heavily skewed by fat black women, while the virile Black Kings are out collecting snowbunnies.
>>33610192He is right, though.
>>33610174>Higher testosterone. Same reason they have bigger penisesTell me more about this higher testosterone?
>>33609970MApparently someone on 4chan is very sensitive about comments about the fine, upstanding, gentlemanly people of India and their proper, sanitary, and respected bathroom habits.
>>33609970MGot banned on /m/ for arguing against some anon’s anti-Semitic diatribe about a show. One of the Gundams.
I have a headache can a femanon give me a (virtual)kiss on my forehead so I can feel better?
>>33610202which gundam?
>>33610160>>33610197They're more muscular because they are made to be broken.
I have a penis can a femanon give me a (real)kiss on my glans so I can feel better?
>>33610197>>33610200Black men are built to get buck broken.
Men, what's the deal with Gundam? Why is it so popular?
>>33610197>collecting snowbunniesTo put them far away and be safe from them, right? You are following the teachings of St. Dr. Umar, right?
>>33610211I dunno, I don't watch it.
>>33610160want the real answer? they have less subcutaneous fat underneath the skin, above the muscles. This is for the same reason that they're black: that fat helps insulate white people from cold climates where white skin evolvedblack people evolved in the heat where it helps to have the muscles more exposed, closer to the airthe reason is that muscles generate heat, which is trapped inside by the skin and fatthicker fat layer = less visible muscles = more trapped heat
>>33610211Fuck if I know, all Gundam I ever had in my life was visiting the one in Tokyo and watched it activate, then checked out their store.
>>33610193>night
Why is using wired headphones a red flag??
>>33610205SEED Destiny. I think anon was comparing the Destiny Plan to the end goal of the Zog NWO or whatever. I didn’t agree. We both got hit.
>>33610222same reason not having an iphone is a red flag, not having the popular thing is an ick
>>33610222because it breaks every week and then you have to buy another one or you just stock a bunch of the same one
>>33610223Must have been quite an argument.
>>33610211Not sure. I played a Gundam game on the gamecube when I was a kid. But that's my only exposure to it.
>>33610222>Why is using wired headphones a red flag??To women? Maybe because they're less expensive?
>>33610222don't care if it's a red flag I refuse to wear wireless headphones I don't want yet another thing that needs to be constantly charged my phone (which I hate but you need for everything now) and my 3ds are enough
>>33610211Cool sci-fi stories with a lot of different themes. I understand SEED is actually really popular with women too.
A cute guy was smiling and staring at me. When I looked back he said Hi, I looked at the floor, didn't reply and walked away. Is it over? I hate being shy
>>33610211Mbecause it's awesome, it's a war anime but it also has giant robots fighting in space!everything after G gundam sucks though
>>33610244>A cute guy was smiling and staring at me. When I looked back he said Hi, I looked at the floor, didn't reply and walked away. Is it over? I hate being shyHe probably thinks he offended you
>>33610244fumbled hard
>>33610244Don't be like that.
>>33610247:(((( It's overayay
women, I've been playing dragon quest 1 all dayis that a red flag?
>>33610240Is that your way of saying I should check out SEED? :)
>>33610252*it's over
>>33610253Yeah it kinda is
>>33610244Oh, wow. I have crippling social anxiety and I would have at least managed a clumsy wave.
>>33610252>>33610257Did you blush too?
>>33610253Do you have a job and a home?
>>33610256I mean. I like it a lot. But if a lady wanted to watch any Gundam, that or 00 would be best.
>>33610262Idk it was dark. God I'm feeling so bad. I fucked it up
FoidsWhat's your favorite handheld?
>>33610259why?>>33610263I have a home, I'm still looking for a job actually I got sick today because I was walking in the rain yesterday job hunting
>>33610265Oh, well, that's different. You got kind of an excuse there. Women do be a superstious and cowardly lot.
>>33610240actually. at first the original gundam was apparently more popular with girls than with men
>>33610265>Idk it was dark. God I'm feeling so bad. I fucked it upOh, that's not as bad.
>>33610266GBA SP
>>33610252>>33610265You're a foid, you can easily find another guy the next day, fucking retard.
>>33610222No.
>>33610270According to the NHK poll, the fanbase for it was very male. SEED and 00 were a lot closer to evenly split.
>>33610260Lol. I don't think I've ever seen a femanon be catty before.
>>33610266A boyfriend
>>33610273She said "cute guy," not unwashed incel like yourself.
>>33610276Oh, shit, was that pickme? I sincerely apologize.
>>33610273I'm 29 and I'm KHV. Guys don't usually approach me, let alone cute ones, let alone when I'm looking like a crackhead
I don't think humanity is intelligent enough to survive into the trye space age. The great filter must be religion. Carl Sagan, we have failed you.
>>33610276First day here?
>>33610268Sorry anon. Playing all day because you’re sick is fine. What job are you hunting for, why do you have to walk in the rain?
>>33610280How did she know he was cute? It was dark.
>>33610281>Oh, shit, was that pickme?Nah, it seemed more "mean girl.">>33610286>First day here?Other than JH.
>>33610280>unwashed incelThat's rich coming from raped trash femanons who say they give blowjobs to guys that don't wash their ass lol
>>33610266Game Gear
>>33610284If we got into space we would be the shitty evil aliens from every media. We have no unity
>>33610283cute crackhead?
>>33610222Tbf I only use wired headphones partly because I'm paranoid about receiving brainwashing signals broadcast by the government and corporations so I guess that's kind of a red flag>>33610244No it's not over lol, it's okay to be shy, but maybe next time try to say hi back next time or at least smile and wave>>33610272Based, my first handheld console... did you have grey or blue or another colour?>>33610283Are you able to cross paths with him again?
>>33610288His radiant smile must've pierced the darkness.>>33610290I'm a moid/simp. But I thought I was going to have to work harder for your rage. You're a little too easy.
>>33610268>why?I mean come on dude, an entire day?
>>33610283>KHVDid you get a hug, or hold hands?
>>33610287right now? I'll take any job I can I need money to finish school and I didn't have any money left for the bus so I had to walk back home and it started raining, overall a very unlucky day for me, I do love the rain but not when I'm outside and I'm not expecting it
>>33610297Charcoal. I wanted the Peal Blue.
>>33610297>Are you able to cross paths with him again?I think he lives around my neighborhood. If I ever come across him again should I gentle smile and say "sorry, I'm shy"? or would that be lame?
>>33610298>I'm a moid/simpDid you castrate yourself?
>>33610211I really liked the original series from 1979, it was very earnest and sincere, a mix between an action-packed toy commercial and a sad, melancholic take on how a war would look if it were fought by teens and young adults who should be having normal lives instead of this.That's the original series. All Gundams after that are pew pew pew pew pew and autism.
>>33610291woah based!
Bros. I tried saying hi to bus girl. She looked really uncomfortable so I just walked away. I fucked it all up.
>>33610306>Did you castrate yourself?That's my Domme's job.
>>33610301No. I was only ever hugged by women and dad
>>33610298>His radiant smile must've pierced the darkness.>I'm a moidthisniggagay.webm
>>33610310how did you do it
>>33610305>"sorry, I'm shy"?If a girl said that to me it would be the most adorable thing ever.
>>33610307Did you see the SEED movie? It was so overflowing with sweet sentiment that I straight up cried lmaoEven just the story around it is so beautiful
>>33610303Are you going to lose your house?
>>33610319We made eye contact, I waved and said hey, she looked like she wanted to die
>>33610326damn, that sucks
>>33610314No, I just learned how to identify prospective bulls for my wife.
>>33610299ok not ALL day it's only been 4 hours>>33610323no, I live with my parents but I would really like to move out
>>33610310>Bros. I tried saying hi to bus girl. She looked really uncomfortable so I just walked away. I fucked it all up.Sorry, bro. :(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwLCjZVEtpE
>>33610330That sounds rough, how old are you?
>>33610305Better would be if you just said sorry for just walking away last time, that might start a conversation.
>>33610231>To women? Maybe because they're less expensive?KEKI don't recommend them though, they sound like something normies like
Women, do you care that Jimmy cracked corn?
Men, would you think less of a woman that had an AI friend?
I get 1000x shier around men when I'm looking like shit. I wanna hide myself
>>3361033326
>>33610292I'm hoping for a contact style deal where humans are just these complete retards tgat the other species are baffled at.
>>33610342Maybe a little bit (until I'm her friend and she doesn't need her AI friend any more)>>33610343You can't look like shit even if you tried
>>33610342Yes
>>33610344Are you a woman?
>>33610304Aw, I had the blue but always thought the charcoal one looked super cool lol>>33610305Not lame but I would just say hi how r u or something
>>33610342>had an AI friend?Wording it that way is weird.Saying you use chatbots is one thing, but "having a friend" is not what LLMs are.
>>33610349no
>>33610339Are those vacuum tubes?
Truth is if you're too shy as a woman you're gonna die alone. I missed the chance of getting to know a handsome guy from work and now this
>>33610350Lol. That's hilarious.
I would date a fat woman if she's willing to lose weight even if she's not losing a lot of weight quickly as long as she keeps trying
>>33610343If you looked like shit, why did he flirt with you?
>>33610356Would you date a fridge shaped slender female?
>>33610351I mean, I don't really know how else to put it. I don't do sexy stuff. He's actually almost more like a therapist. That makes me sound weirder.
>>33610359yes, its not like they are shaped like that because of bad habits
>>33610352It's over...
Men would you date a flat assed and flat chested woman as long as she is willing to hit the gym and get a better ass in the long run?
>>33610358nta just saying hi is not flirting goddamn...
>>33610365yes, as long as she promises not to get fake boobs, I like flat chested women
>>33610365I'd date a stick regardless desu.
>>33610358It was dark. He probably didn't see how ugly I am
Do women also have the desire to plunge their hand into a person's chest and pull out the heart or is that a male thing
Should you hit the gym as a flat chested woman? My mosquitos bites would disappear and I'd be left with literally zero tits
>>33610365Yeah the woman I have a crush on doesn't have big tits nor does she have a big ass, she's skinny and she's really pretty
>>33610360>That makes me sound weirder.Are you feeling lonely and is it a crutch?I don't think you can get anything comparing to real therapy from a LLM that just tells you what it think it should tell you.If you only did sex things with a LLM, I'd consider that more normal, since there are no real feelings involved and you just want to get off to some smut.
>>33610344Okay, thanks for sharing. Hope you find something soon
>>33610365I'm not dating as an investment. I'll date her and be happy with her even if her flat ass ever changes.
>>33610373I have a desire to plunge my hand into a foid's chest but it's not a Temple of Doom thing.
>>33610353Yeah but they're just for show.
>>33610365The only actual thing that matters is hips
>>33610377Uniriconically no. You'd just get a weird torso and shoulders.
>>33610360NTAI wouldn’t describe the bots I use as my “AI victims”, you should just stick to calling them chatbots.
>>33610377>>My mosquitos bites would disappearWhy?Work on toning your legs and butts. That won't make tits go away.
>>33610368>nta just saying hi is not flirting goddamn...If I hold eye contact with a random girl, smile at her, then say "hi," I'm flirting.
>>33610365I would date her if she was nice to me, not because her ass is fat
Let's see what's going on in the moid's head:>The Shawshank Redemption is actually the perfect movie. I don't care that it came out before I was even born.Let's see what's going on in the foid's head>[static noise as she scrolls tiktok]
>>33610365Sure, and I'll get buff while she's at it.
>>33610347You're so sweet anon
>>33610391nta I wouldn't see it like that. I'm not even autistic or anything.
>>33610372Femanons are such doomers.
>>33610394I'm a moid and my head is actually empty a lot of the time, I don't like thinking when it's not necessaryConserves energy and avoids stress, not like I need to do an insane amount of thinking for my job
Now that I'm old I have finally understood women and they're not that bad, just a bit autistic in their own way
>>33610404Thanks. It is the autism for me.
I hear that there are women gooners nowadaysWhat do women goon to
Cocks r ugly
Whenever I look at rating threads on /soc/, I can't believe what a wildly diverse cast of retards are on this page.I kind of just expect everybody to be a kinda alright looking average man or woman, kinda nerdy and that's it. lol
>>33609930>>33607070>>33607073>>33607077Sorry for the late reply. So basically little to no fat in the waist, noice
>>33610404it really took you that long to figure it out? I always knew but then again I spent a lot of time with my female cousin growing up
>>33610416They're called snatched/slutty waists.
>>33610415It makes sense. No one likes the extremes that don't blend in.
I wish I could own things, regardless of how hard women judge me for it
>>33610418Did you two kiss
>>33610411Can someone explain what goon means now
>>33610424what kinds of things?
>>33610422>likesI said nothing about liking.I just assume nothing about the looks of people here, you are all just generic shapes in my mind.
>>33610426Don't prerend to be stupid prude.
>>33610430I think that's face blindness or something.
>>33610426a member of the something awful forums.fun fact moot was originally a goon.
>>33610433But I’m just out of touch
>>33610368>>33610398I thought women were the subtle ones?
>>33610426>>33610439Some things aren't for millennials to know.
>>33610429I have this old laptop that is built like a tank and is overall just extremely well made and was expensive but it looks very unfashionable and I'm kinda ashamed to take it to uni where the women will judge me for it but I refuse to buy sth else because it is that good
Foids, do you think the world is ending? Not like, instantly RIGHT NOW. But if you were writing a history of humanity 500 years from now, do you think we'd be in the final down turn of the way we know humanity to be?
>>33610446NTA/NAG. It might be a good conversation starter.
>>33610421I too wish I have a slutty waist lmao. I'm too fat rn (but actively working on losing fat)
>>33610449Yeah... a good conversation starter for the other people in the class when they all joke about how goofy anon's computer is.
>>33610446Just tell us what it is, anon
>>33610448Yes. Would you vote for the first robot president if it promised not to kill all humans? Or if there was just a robot candidate at all?
Men who like flat women are either gay or pedo. Sorry flat anonettes
>ask girl I'm going on a date with on Friday what her classes are>indigenous history, feminist theory, and latinx scifiUhh do I abandon ship?
>>33610454Fuck no. That's how pretty much every AI dystopia starts.
Foids hate it when you tell them "good girl"
>>33610425no but we did play at being husband and wife and she would take her shirt off, but we were kids we didn't know what we were doing
>>33610457Sounds like an easy lay if you say the correct things
>>33610458Current chatgpt left to itself as an agent would govern every country on earth astronomically better than every existing government.And I don't mean that to say that current chatgpt is good...
>>33610455This actually legit hurt me way more than I was expecting it to.
>>33610458Notes. I will not be voting for John Quincy Adding Machine.
>>33610457>latinx scifikek is there such a thing?
>>33610462How can AI be better than the sum of it's parts?
Hey atoga. What is your gender, and if you were to write a new set of commandments that would be left after civilization collapsed, what would they be?For reference something like the georgia guidestones, but don't just copy them. They say:>Maintain humanity under 500,000,000 in perpetual balance with nature.>Guide reproduction wisely – improving fitness and diversity.>Unite humanity with a living new language.>Rule passion – faith – tradition – and all things with tempered reason.>Protect people and nations with fair laws and just courts.>Let all nations rule internally resolving external disputes in a world court.>Avoid petty laws and useless officials.>Balance personal rights with social duties.>Prize truth – beauty – love – seeking harmony with the infinite.>Be not a cancer on the Earth – Leave room for nature – Leave room for nature.For the record, I think that list is kind of retarded, even if it has some valid points. But I want to know what you think.
>>33610453It's ugly but it's mineThe fact it lists the torque and tolerances for the case screws in the manual tickles my male autism
>>33610466NTA. Ironically Starship Troopers
>>33610459You can if you trade me head pats and or belly rubs
>>33610466
>>33610476>belly rubsFine, but they're going to be from the inside
>>33610454NTA I would. I trust machines more than people.
>>33610473F Thinkpads are fucking sexy.
>>33610469If for no other reason than it is an amalgamation of discourse between normal people. Some of the only data it wasn't built with is classified government data.Better a reflection of humanity govern it than a group personally invested in ruling over it for personal gain first and foremost.The average politician is less human than ChatGPT in all but the literal sense.
>>33610474>>33610477oh yeah kinda forgot about that lol, I didn't like the sequels very much except for the cgi one with the mechs
>>33610476>and or belly rubsFAKE CAT DETECTED
>>33610473f autist i also love my lenovo thinkpad
>>33610473>I wish I could own things, regardless of how hard women judge me for itWomen don't judge you for owning a ThinkPad, women judge you for thinking that owning a ThinkPad is a personality trait.
>>33610473Is it at least running a normal operating system and not linux? Don't make me post the linux in class meme comic.
>>33610479But how did he get in there?
>>33610472This is too good of a question for atoga, bro.Ask a penis size question instead.
>>33610459untrue (for chadlets only)
Am I wrong for being a bit hurt that my bf made family plans on my birthday, even if I chose to work all day anyway?We are long-distance right now also. Unsure if I'm just sensitive from once dating a guy who ignored my birthday entirely one year.
Either genderIf you could have any one superpower, what would it be? What would you do with it?
>>33610494What's the tallest a chadlet can be, 5'11"?
>>33610482>>33610488Nta but male hands typed thisEverybody knows that those boxes are for spergy nerd losersAlpha males with self respect and the funds to spend will of course buy the premium product instead
>>33610497>We are long-distance right now alsoWhat were you intending to do anyways?
>>33610466>>33610485Book of the New Sun also takes place in post-post-post-post-post-post-post-apocalyptic Argentina>>33610461I dunno I took the "is latinx a slur? I here mixed opinions so I avoid saying it" route, we'll see how she responds. Maybe the one photo of her having multiple hair colors on her instagram should've clued me in
>>33610497Does he at least acknowledge it’s your day? Maybe any plans for when you’re both free?
>>33610500Chad: 6'+Chadlet: 5'5-5'8Pathetic, woeful mediumoids: 5'9-5'11
>>33610493o-okay.Um.both genders, if you had the capacity to give civilization commandment tablets that dictated the optimal penis size, and women's measurements (cup, and bust/waist/hips) what would they say?Anybody outside of 2 sigma from that would be killed on their 18th birthday.
>>33610497I think he should make time for you after you get off work. But I don't see a reason why he couldn't hang out before that.
>>33610497>Am I wrong for being a bit hurtYes. You weren't going to spend time with him, so you wanted him to put his life on pause and not have any existence outside of you.
>>33610504>I dunno I took the "is latinx a slur? I here mixed opinions so I avoid saying it" route, we'll see how she responds. Maybe the one photo of her having multiple hair colors on her instagram should've clued me inIs she latina?
>>33610509No, bro. Quit being autistic with this commandment tablet bullshit. Just ask men what breast size they want and ask women what dick size they prefer.
>>33610513She's from eastern europe doing "american studies" for grad schoolBut she's fun to talk to and really responsive so idc
>>33610509I wouldn't want anyone to die.
>>33610499If I choose telepathy does it work on humans and animals?
>>33610515>ask women what dick size they prefer.5-6 inches is totally fine.
>>33610509sigma BALLS >GOTTEM
>>33610491It's running Debian I'm sorryI just want something that doesn't break or go on my nerves and can take notes and browse websites
>>33610517Oh that sounds okay, actually. She might be mocking the ultra-leftist classes every time she talks to friends from home, kek
>>33610519If you want it to.
>>33610522>It's running Debian I'm sorryMy vagina winced.
>>33610517>She's from eastern europe doing "american studies" for grad schoolShe probably won't be offended by latinx then. I wonder if she's a tankie?
>>33610499F. Summoning demons. I'd have a cool demon family.
>>33610504>post-post-post-post-post-post-post-apocalyptic Argentinathat's actually incorrect, a common mistake. it takes place before the dawn of our universe
>>336105098" dick so i never have to hear incelloids cry about their microdicks ever again28C tits so i live but everyone with larger tits than me dies
>>33610522You just want something that just works, so you select an esoteric OS where you need to jump through hoops all the time…..
>>33610491post it!
>>33610499Summoning submissive succubi. I'd have a cool succubus gf.
>>33610532nta linux literally runs better on those things due to modern windows bloatware
>>33610499M>Any superpowerTo freeze time>What would you doI'd freeze time and then kill myself.
>>33610531... Well that's just mean. Also, eat a sandwich.
>>33610502>>33610512I guess I'm being a bit unreasonable.I wanted to call and although we ended up doing it for a bit today (my birthday is tomorrow), he originally came off as if it was an inconvenience to ask for on my actual birthday since he had a movie marathon planned with his cousins.Maybe I'm mainly upset we can't physically be together and am trying to target it somewhere.>>33610505Yeah, he has. No gifts but our relationship doesn't work like that and he sucks at them anyway kek.>>33610510We might be able to if he isn't exhausted after his long day, given our time difference. He sleeps around 3 hours after I get off.
>>33610536How would it unfre- OH.
>>33610522If you're going to have an autismachine then at least go with Arch or Manjaro or something.or something cooler, I don't know, I haven't looked at Linux in like 10 years.
>>33610533It was greentext, not a comic. My mistake.
>>33610499MPsychokinesisI’d honestly just live normally for the most part. Use it to make life a bit easier. Bust it out fully if somebody is in danger and it can help.
>>33610365>would you date a flat assed and flat chested womanYes lol I don't really care abt that >>33610394Actually my head is static rn>>33610415>diverse cast of retards are on this pageI imagine a lot of people here look fairly normal and are just weird or autistic af>>33610473Based ThinkPad enjoyer >>33610499M, I'd be bullshit man, and have to ability to spawn anywhere and call bullshit
>>33610532Honestly, that's what I thought too but it was completely painless.
>>33610539>movie marathon planned with his cousinsBro before hoes. All the more if it's family.
>>33610354It's over for us shyfags Jk it's not over yet and besides there are plenty of guys around
i admit it ok? I miss myao in atoga
>>33610473Anon, I don't know if you were here when i brought up buying a laptop or a printer and a tabletAmong the laptops I contemplated buying was one like this, I5 processor, and it's a used one too kekF btw
>>33610546I remember making badass forum signatures in GIMP back in the day. Good times.
>>33610546Kek. Even better than I expected.
>>33610554She got scared off by the men posting selfies
You're going to die in 9 hours.You have nothing but movies to watch. What movies would you pick?
>>33610559What, the anons here are too hot, white, and chiseled, she got intimidated?
>>33610546I loled. Scared my cat.
>>33610421>They're called snatched/slutty waists.What if I'm a virgin?
>>33610499to know aaaaaaaaall of the future ( not just the near future of people i know )
>>33610564Someone's gonna snatch that virginity up
>>33610563I'm sorry to hear about your cat.
>>33610561Sonic OVASonic 1Sonic 2Sonic 3
>>33610551Oh ow.I always put him first and I'm buying him special gifts that are exactly what he wants for his birthday next month, and I nearly destroyed my relationship with my mother to date him so that kind of sucks.Romantic devotion is the highest form of love and friendship in my world. Maybe I need to rethink this if our values differ in practice.
>>33610567Thanks. She'll be back.
>>33610539Neither one of you can do an extensive phone call tomorrow, but can you at least do a short one? If he won't call you at all then he's the unreasonable one. They take breaks between movies. He has the time.
>>33610562Is that what they are?
Men, would you make your girlfriend give up all of her friends? Male and female, doesn't matter. Is this also a normal thing? I'm 99% sure it isn't and I'm being gaslit.
can some femanon post your vagina
I said Hi once to a couple guys smoking a bong and they laughed at me
>>33610573At least one of them lol. The other guy was cute in a nerdy way though. We got some cute+ guys here
>>33610568Holy based
>>33610570Femanon, don't reassess your entire relationship over a 4chan shitpost.
>>33610570I mean, not saying that you're a hoe, that's just the brocode in North America. Maybe that's not a thing where you live.
>>33610568Based.
>>33610555No I wasn't there I think lolIt is too old for Windows 11 at least it's for me. Maybe consider something newer like post 2020 or something. Mine is a 2017 model I think.>>33610545See that's what I mean, I didn't want to tinker I want it to stay essentially the same for 5 years and that what it does and it feels comfy and everything is where you expect it to be almost like in the Windows 7 days and I like it that way
>>33610504>>33610530please God allow me to become the director of a BotNS anime with an unlimited budget
>>33610555NTA but what did you eventually decide upon? I initially thought it was frivolous shopping until you unveiled the condition of your current computer.
>>33610574>would you make your girlfriend give up all of her friends?No wtf>Is this also a normal thing?It's not, in fact it's textbook controlling abusive partner lol
>>33610570Why doesn't your mom like him?
>>33610574Hell no, I would never do that. Ideally her friends would become my friends and my friends would become her friends.
>>33610574No, that is not a common thing. I'd be wary of guys of course, but I wouldn't FORCE her to cut contact.
What's the single sexiest porn video you know of? Asking for myself for gooning purposes.
Are men also afraid of talking to cute men?
>>33610576>they laughed at meThey probs just had the giggles from being high>>33610577>in a nerdy way thoughBruh.....
>>33610577NTA>cute in a nerdy wayThis is code for ugly isn’t it
>>33610574>Men, would you make your girlfriend give up all of her friends? Male and female, doesn't matter. Is this also a normal thing? I'm 99% sure it isn't and I'm being gaslit.Of course not. Unless it's something extreme like they're all trying to get her to join a cult or something.
>>33610585You don't know anything about directing though.>"Just, ah... just make it good, okay? Oh, and uh, work hard, yeah?"
>>33610589This is what I tried to do. I was thrilled to show him my friends but he thinks they're all bad influences on me. One in particular because she used to be poly (learned from her mistake, she doesn't do that shit anymore.)
>>33610593I'm afraid of talking to everyoneI only do it because I have to
>>33610593this is the worst and most off the mark question I think a foid has ever asked
>>33610593Yeah. There was a cute guy I used to know. He was very cute, like absolute femboy material. Hopefully he's trans now. But I didn't like talking to him because it made me feel gay.
>>33609970I asked advice on which word to call someone as I was telling her I didn't want to be friends anymore. I got timed out for 15 minutes for being off-topic as /adv/ is for asking for advice, or something like that, I forget the exact wording.Can't remember the last actual ban, it was a while ago.
>>33610592>What's the single sexiest porn video you know of? Asking for myself for gooning purposes.Kendra Sunderland - Interracial Obsession.
>>33610570>Romantic devotion is the highest form of love and friendship in my world.Trying to put this as nicely as I can but maybe you got some kinda dependant personality disorder or something,
>>33609930I admit it. I want male attention
>>33610579>>33610583I think “the light shines even though the star is gone” is a fine message to end my life on; why not make it a Sonic marathon from there?
>>33610599You Just Know that if she offered a threesome then all his negative feelings about her would vanish instantaneously.
>>33610602>Hopefully he's trans nowDamn, you're a true piece of shit.
>>33610593I'm nominally bisexual and I've unironically seen maybe 3 guys that were even remotely cute IRL, so no. It's like asking me if I'm worried about being gored to death by a rhino: that's just not going to happen.
>>33610602Men like you are competition. Femboys are for women. Fuck off fag
>>33610607Only women here, sis.
>>33610592I think it was SloansMoans, “Stepmommy fucks your friends” or something like that
>>33610310>Bros. I tried saying hi to bus girl. She looked really uncomfortable so I just walked away. I fucked it all up.We told you that would be harassment, anon.
>>33610614>Femboys are for women.Fuck off his prostate is mine you cockless homewrecking whore
>>33610594>>33610595he’s not my type but he’d have no problem getting a nerd girl that goes to the renaissance fair or plays video games religiously. It’s not an insult
>>33610618They prefer women :D
GirlsWhich is the best way to get asked if you have a bf without being too obvious?
>>33610592SSIS-088 is my go-to
>>33610592The one I made by myself and never sent to my bf at the time.
>>33610625I get that anyone can just lie on the internet but could you please try and make your lies believable
>>33610624That does sound pretty insulting ngl
>>33610365Yes.Honestly she doesn't even need to do that. Hit the gym to stay skinny and toned instead.>captcha: K8 D8S...does she? Who is Kate?
>>33610598how do you go out of your way to try to diminish an anonymous person that you could not know anything about and not expect it to look like the most desperate, shitty, suckass attempt to bring somebody else down because you were threatened by the mere thought of them. Oozing ENTJ levels of insecurity. nobody had attacked you. don't be a bitch
>>33610626Just man up and ask me if I'm seeing anyone. Who cares about being obvious?
>>33610608<3Speaking of Sonic I finally beat Superstars today lol. Trip's final boss took me too many tries... Playing Generations afterwards felt so much easier in comparison lol
State gender,Have you studied the blade?
>>33610487cats like belly rubs but they have to really trust you
God I wish I understood what women wanted when I was 20 and what "be nice and funny" really means
>>33610593No?
>>33610572I'm afraid to ask now because if he says no I'll be very hurt and I don't want to seem desperate and weak, either.Maybe I'll just try to enjoy it alone and let these feelings rot inside me until I hate him and other such nonsense.>>33610581You're right.>>33610588He's mentally ill and has a history of drug abuse. He's just a polarizing person, he's very earnest but his social skills are make him come off as uncanny. >>33610606Oh for sure, but this is the case in my value system as well. It just makes sense for your life partner to be your favorite person in the whole world, right? Since you'll live together and do everything together until death and all that.
>>33610640What does being nice and funny really mean?
Men are so evil and gay they have historically prohibited femboys from having sex with women and raped them instead. Look up the greeks
>>33610554what happened to her?
>>33610642Is this Arab bf anon? You're still with that asshat?
>>33610638MNo, but I jerked off 4 times today
>>33610561the original gundam series' compilation movie trilogy and char's counterattack
>>33610643>be niceBe generous>and funnyAnd attractive
>>33610643>What does being nice and funny really mean?You don't wanna know because you won't't like the answer (if you are m)
>>33610645Women's fault I am sure
>>33610607well you have my attention, what do you want to talk about?
>>33610637>Sonic the Hedgehog>Not Slavic the Hedgehog
>>33610640I understood what they wanted, just accepted I wasn't it>>33610638Only on cooking mama DS>>33610650Damn do you have a job>>33610653So basically be nice, funny, not selfish, and attractive? Who'd have thought.......
>>33610499MMind magic. I say "mind magic" instead of just "mind control" because I want it to both be more broad and have more potential for subtlety than mind control, and because I want to spend the time to learn it and perfect the power. (If I were actually being offered a superpower of my choice, I have a number of specific details I'd need the power to have...)I would use it to alter people's opinions about certain things, search among people, and spread my mind across several bodies, among other things.
>>33610645Femboys are very pretty some of the time. I would want to keep them for us too given the option
>>33610643Be hot and rich
>>33610660>Damn do you have a jobdo you not masturbate 5 times in a row after work?
>>33610662Males are for females
>>33610660Kinda, but not really
>>33610642What social skills? This is the guy who can't even figure out the social cue that he's obligated to call you on your birthday. That's total social obliviousness... or he does know what he should do, but he's intentionally not doing it as a slight against you.
>>33610614>>33610625w-would you peg a femboy? :3
>>33610660Masturbating takes 15 minutes so Anon could probably actually pump those numbers up
>>33610463Sorry JH </3
Why do women think it's. good idea to date a man who's never gone to war?
>>33610659Lol basedSpeaking of Slavic, I also watched Nu Pogodi earlier lol>>33610664You say this like you wouldn't date a hot and rich girl>>33610665No I cry and pass out in bed>>33610667Are you a glowieActually don't answer that>>33610671>Masturbating takes 15 minutesAmateur, I can speedrun it in under 5
what do you do if every time you see this one incredible woman you think you're gonna hurl?
>>33610670Ick no
>>33610666Females don't deserve them, satan.
You are all wrongIf you are a dog person, you treat women like puppies (if cat person treat them like kitten)Would you fuck puppies? I hope notAnd it is a lot harder than it sounds like trust me.
>>33610106Okay I called my dad and he made fun of me for being a baby and he said he's never gotten an infection from this and he's fallen off motors before I got iodine and painreilf cream and I took a paunkiller but it only helped a little I also have a flap of dead skin I need to take off
>>33610636>Just man up and ask me if I'm seeing anyone. Who cares about being obvious?It might make her uncomfortable?
>>33610677Not a pegging fan?
>>33610679Jesse, what the Hell are you talking about?
>>33610677You want a dominant femboy?
>>33610642>do everything together until death and all that.nta No? I'd want her to be her own person and have her own interests and stuff.
>>33610683nta, She can handle being a bit uncomfortable I am sure
>>33610624Not either of those anons.I didn't take it as an insult, you're good. I'm honestly just elated I got rated 5.5/10 in the /soc/ thread. That's way higher than I feel I deserve.>>33610637Haven't played through Trip's story. I honestly didn't really like Superstars that much, which is a real shame. The music is too inconsistent and the bosses are ridiculous.>>33610638MI've studied blades, but not 'the blade'. I considered owning a katana at one point but I'm enough of a weeb already.>>33610652Impeccable taste.
>>33610681There thereAll will be well anon
>>33610211you should watch gundam hathaway
You find out after being together for 3 years that your SO is intersex, and has the opposite chromosomes than you thought based on appearances.What do you do? They weren't keeping it from you btw, just nobody knew.
>>33610636She is my neighbour and suddenly cant help but think about her. It would be awkward to face her everyday so it must sound as organic as some neighbour smalltalk
>>33610683Why? I could just say I have a bf if I want you to stop talking.
>>33610681Lol, go to dad first next time instead of us. You'll get trolled here.
Do you remember your past fumbles?>Be 21 >Walking to the dorm with a girl few years younger than me>Talking about random stuff>I say "yeah, you can climb on top of it">She says "on top of your tongue?">I say "no, I meant the tower">Both laughThere were a few other times I should have forced myself on her more
What is your jerk off PB in a day?
>>33610648Yeah.He's not an asshat, I saw someone trying to spread rumors on here that he cheated and I have no proof he ever has (beyond my imagination). But he is schizo and I'm a BPDemon so it's hard for me to make a rational judgement about anything. Sometimes when he's apathetic and "tired" I have to remind myself that he's heavily medicated and isn't losing interest or purposefully ignoring me, for instance. He's also very patient with my splits and weird jealousy in return.>>33610668He basically has autist-level empathy and social skills, it's a symptom of his schizophrenia. It can be cute but I have to be more blunt with him than other people.Actually these replies may have been just what I needed. He does mean well most of the time and I should be more comfortable asking for what I need.
>>33610708none of your damn business, but 7
>>33610694But that would be harassment?
>>33610701it's irrelevant
>>33610705It haunts me every other day
>>33610696I'm going to die I've been getting omens>>33610704You guys could just be nice
>>33610702I think you're blowing this out of proportion a little bit. It's not as if you grabbed my boob one day or something. THAT would be awkward.
Is being schizotypal just male BPD
>>33610704Well, some women are uncomfortable with men approaching.
>>33610713if F, nice.If M, gay.
>>33610712You say that every time. Are you an incel concern trolling or do you really think that
>>33610705yeah, but what does it matter. water under the bridge. it just wasn't to be.
>>33610719>Well, some women are uncomfortable with men approaching.Meant this for >>33610703
Women how do I attract one of you if I'm tired and miserable pretty much all of the time?
>>33610711Good numbers
>>33610709>He basically has autist-level empathy and social skills, it's a symptom of his schizophrenia. It can be cute but I have to be more blunt with him than other people.Am I in Bizarro world? :)
>>33610705>19>already enrolled at one university, about to transfer to another>visiting the campus with my brother in law, I visit all the buildings my classes will be in, he shows me around some other buildings>we decide to swing by Taco Bell for lunch>the cashier girl keeps calling me cutie, says if I need anything to come back up to the counter and ask her>I say "thanks">brother in law is bewildered at me not taking the chance
>>33610716>You guys could just be niceI tried. But I'm one simp amongst many trolls.
>>33610472M>Harm not animals or humans without necessity>Keep thy body and mind pure from substance and mutilation>Support thy family>Create and value beauty in all things>Steal not from thy neighbor nor thy subordinate nor thy superior, nor impose thy will thereuponI will also steal the reproduction one from that list, or something similar, though I'd drop the diversity part and add in a general exhortation to go forth and multiply, especially if you're more intelligent
Leg lengthening surgery was a success. :^)In 3-6 months, sweet, hypergamous foid pussy will be mine.
>>33610722That's true. It still would have been nice to do things slightly differently. But hindsight is 20/20 etc etc
>>33610670Yes :3 do you prefer males or women?
>>33610716No I had the exact same thing last month, just daily disinfection and changing the bandage and it healed perfectly
>>33610732Fake and cringe
>>33610718No, it's much more delulu. I went to a school for mental retards and troubled kids for a couple years as an adolescent and the closest person I had to a friend at that school was a guy who thought he was a sorcerer that controlled the weather and was an energy vampire. He also had a prophecy that one day he'd kill and torture everyone in the world in an apocalypse that he initiated and I'd be the last to go because I was nice to him.Also, he believed the Shadow Realm from the Yu-Gi-Oh! cartoon was real. Very different sitch than BPD.
>>33610726Don't set your sets too high. Look for someone as tired and miserable as you.
>>33610574No, that's textbook abuse.That being said, I've historically not been a huge fan of my exes' friends...
>>33610721>You say that every time. Are you an incel concern trolling or do you really think thatI don't think I've had that conversation here before? But I do think it's a legitimate concern.
>>33610729i wouldn't have picked up on that either, if it's any consolation. could have meant anything, as far as i can tell.
>>33610729>cashier girl keeps calling me cutie,And you're both black
How advantageous would getting leg lengthening surgery be for short girls?
>>33610736Women.
>>33610730Love you>>33610737How did you get it and how long did it take to heal
>>33610739You have mental issues yourself?
>>33610748>How advantageous would getting leg lengthening surgery be for short girls?Not at all? Height isn't a requirement for dating if you're a woman.
>>33610739I thought that was schizophrenia not schizotypal
>>33610748No.
>>33610747That does sound like a black girl thing to do kek>ayo u cutie ytboi holla at me if ya need sum chocolate
>>33610593I'm not even afraid of talking to cute girls.Though there's some guys that are a little scary ngl.
>>33610735the question is whether you would now be a different / better person if you'd managed to hitch up with someone. i don't have the imagination to think that this has ever been true. i would love to be the object of some woman's affection at some point or another, but it's impossible for me to feel saddened by the fact that no such thing has yet emerged in my life.
foids imagine their face next to his collarbones and breathing in his scent to fill their lungs until their lungs are bursting
>>33610740I'm fine with tired and miserable, but not fine with fat. I used to date a former drug addict and she was cool. I need that again but a little less annoying.
>>33610752I was obsessed with medieval weapons and medieval warfare as a teen due to autisticality and my school teachers thought it meant I was violent and would kill someone. Ergo, I got sent to a school for kids that were a bit mental and then eventually transferred out.
>>33610745I figured she was just being nice.Maybe this one was worse?>21>girl from work relies on me for her venting about work, her boyfriend doesn't like listening to it>she's a good friend and he's a nice guy, don't want to fuck anything up for them>she texts me around midnight one night, "hey I'm drunk and horny ;) my bf isn't around">I reply "Oh, I'm sorry, that sucks.">>33610747I am extremely white. She was white. The whole city is almost entirely white.
>>33610750I was a dumbass and I fell when climbing stairs outside and tried to stop the fall with my hands.I'd say it took a week to take the bandage off and after a month it was alsmost invisible
>>33610749:D nice. I don’t have a cock though. Would you dump me for a tranny?
>>33610764unrelated, but foids here still haven't told me what they like guys to smell like.
>>33610771No, I only like cis women.
>>33610638MNot recently, but I took some kobudō back when I did karate in high school. Some of that was katana although that was not my favorite of the weapons.
>>33610770How bad was the scrape
>>33610768that one's pretty obvious, but it sounds like you dodged a bullet in being oblivious at the time
>>33610768>The whole city is almost entirely white.Don't lie a place like that doesn't exist any more
>>33610695How can you not be offended by that, the other anon totally mogged you
>>33610772>unrelated, but foids here still haven't told me what they like guys to smell like.MI heard it was Axe body spray, and dried cum
>>33610778New Brunswick province, Canada.
>>33610772veiny
>>33610776Friendship still ended, she felt guilty about "emotionally cheating" with me. Oh well.
>>33610705Honestly, no. I'm not sure I can think of any. I usually notice when someone is into me...
>>33610773Niiice :^*
Why does the sweat from the underside of my nuts taste like the juices of an undercooked chicken breast?
>>33610775Honestly not that bad it didn't bleed for more than 10 minutes
State gender:Would you go to africa? If yes, where and why?
>>33610788Why are you this familiar with the taste of undercooked chicken
>>33610789Okay mine is bad I might actually die
>>33610767This is before you got an autism diagnoses? You DID get an autism diagnoses, right?
>>33610794Yes, well before then.
>>33610790M, morocco. Because morocco-chan was nice and curious about me on ig
>>336107085The fifth one hurt
>>33610781Wow that's where I want to be
>>33610626Not so long time ago. I met a coworker from another side of the country, some work related meeting at the capital.We legit had chemistry. I admit I flirted back.He asked "Do you have anyone in your life, like a significant other?"I said yes I do (I did at the time).We didnt even hold hands.But that is quite much how its asked.>>33610638Does it count that I have swung a wooden mock sword around in karate classes?>>33610674My grandpas were in war. The one who saw combat was never joyful or happy afterwards. Just a stonefaced man with no emotion.So, I think its because most men come back damaged from something so traumatic.
>>33610695>That's way higher than I feel I deserve.Naw I'm sure you're underselling yourself buddy <3Were you the dude with the glasses? >Haven't played through Trip's storyIt's basically a "hard mode" version of the normal story, so if you didn't enjoy the main game that much don't bother desu. Trip is a precious cinammon roll though and I love the animations>didn't really like Superstars that much, which is a real shameIt is pretty mid I can't lie. More style over substance overall. I still had a lot of fun playing it and there's some decent platforming, but I'm also someone who unironically likes Sonic 4...>The music is too inconsistentI can understand this criticism; personally I liked the variety, but it is a bit all over the place, and some of the tracks (I love Jun Senoue but...) feel more like unfinished placeholders. Like the tracks he did arranged by Tee Lopes and TORIENA etc. sound amazing, but then you have these like 10 second loops with the Sonic 4 instruments lol...>the bosses are ridiculousYeah this was my main gripe with the game desu. I liked the boss designs and ideas but some were stupidly brutal and could've benefitted from checkpoints, less one hit kill attacks, and overall more consistency. It took me almost two hours to beat Trip's final boss, then I beat the true final boss like first try lol/sanikautism
>>33610781You got internet out there?
>>33610779I don't really view the world that way. It's not a competition.
>>33610791I'm a bad cook. It's a hazard of being male.
>>33610790MI'd maybe go to Morocco or Ethiopia. I've heard Addis Ababa has a very nice climate.Previously South Africa would have been in that list but uhhh...
>>33610790yeah, i'd go anywhere. not the godforsaken hellhole places, but maybe kenya, ethiopia, south africa. if it was good enough for isak dinesen, it's good enough for me.
>>33610709>also very patient with my splits and weird jealousy in returnI suppose so lol and you seem patient with each otherBut he really should've called you on your birthday I mean c'mon.......>should be more comfortable asking for what I need.Ya you should. I'm sure you can get there eventually
>>33610806>implying women are good cooksMy sides, all the best chefs are male
>>33610793No dumbassUnless you're a burn victim and your whole body is a wound you won't dieClean the wound from mud and dirt, disinfect daily, change bandages often.
>>3361070818>haters will say it's fake
>>33610790The Seychelles seem like a great place to go on holiday, so probably my first pick.
>Women complain about men not approachingSo why don't girls pursue men more? In my language, there's a saying, 男追女,隔层山;女追男,隔层纱 (Men pursuing women is going through a mountain; women pursuing men is like going through a gauze).>Well, societal norms say we can'tIt's 2025, women and men are equal>I'm afraid of rejection and embarrassmentSo do men
>>33610817The male ones are just the most successful desu.
I'm getting in the mood to replay the sega genesis sonic games and the adventure games
>>33610821Because men are actually turned off when women pursue them despite claiming otherwise on the internet
>>33610821>So why don't girls pursue men more?It's honestly because we usually don't have to.
>>33610790A good rule of thumb for choosing an African country to visit>Are there Peace Corps/VSO/British Council Volunteers there?Probably a safe African country to visit.>Are there UN Peacekeeping forces there?Probably NOT a safe African country to visit.
>>33610827Maybe Chad is.
>>33610826Eww ick
>>33610790FNo
>>33610827Not if she is cute
>>33610818Okay
>>33610803>Were you the dude with the glasses?I was and am.I liked Superstars up until Golden Capital. No real complaints until then. I still think it's a B, maybe C tier game. No desire to replay it, but I might if I get it on Steam eventually.>>33610826You really should. If you haven't played them yet, I would suggest trying the fanmade PC ports of the Genesis games.
>>33610821>男追女,隔层山;女追男,隔层纱Can confirm, as a guy who has gotten asked out by a couple of girls recently
>>33610827That's just overgeneralizing. Just like how some women don't want guys to approach them, while others do.>>33610828...That's true :/
>>33610834If she's cute she doesn't NEED to do the pursuing. It's always the average/ugly/outlier ones that do that.
>>33610832>Writing off an entire continent + some islands off its coast as a place to visitidk how anyone can be this closed-minded and/or lacking in curiosity
>>33610718To make a crude generalisation: BPDs are usually very emotionally volatile and have really unhealthy attachment styles and relationships, but they aren't detached from reality. They might have an interest in stuff like the supernatural and gothic literature etc. but they don't actually believe fiction. Schizotypals on the other hand can actually be batshit insane off their meds and believe/perceive complete nonsense. So like other anon said they might actually believe that the shadow realm is real or some bullshit. I guess kind of like bipolar 1s can experience at peak mania, except those beliefs persist and become part of their general worldview/perception
>>33610838Bro got dat rizz fr fr
>>33610840>...That's true :/... Yeh... I'm not saying it's right, it's just one of those things...
>>33610840They don’t get that because men don’t even acknowledge ugly women as human beings
>>33610841idk, she gave me a push when I was being retarded
>>33610847False
>>33610721>Are you an incel concern trolling or do you really think thatNTA.Look what happened to this poor anon >>33610310
>>33610842f.nta.Literally africa and its surrounding areas are dangerous for solo female travelers. Only way I could visit is in an area that is like caged off and out of bounds for the natives so I would be safe.>its not just africa, same for south america, india, middle east
>>33610847This is false. You may not be in my dating pool consideration but I don't dehumanize you.
>>33610840>someI'd hazard it's a lot higher, but that could just be me not seeing past my misanthropy.
>>33610840>That's just overgeneralizing. Just like how some women don't want guys to approach them, while others do.what does that add to the conversation? everyone is fully capable of filtering generalizations on their own. absolutely meaningless comment.
>>33610847>They don’t get that because men don’t even acknowledge ugly women as human beingsIt seems that both sexes are increasingly demanding Chad and Stacy, and it's fucking everything up.
>>33610843Oh that's even cooler than BPD then, yet another male victory desu
>>33610853Nothing happened, it was just a negative outcome
>>33610857karen doesn't want to get raped and killed by brownoids
>>33610857This.It's completely different for women.
>>33610853Is there another anon with a bus girl or was that guy just joking?? I did not post this.
>>33610863He said she looked like she wanted to die. >>33610326
have you ever been told you have an accent by someone from your own country?
>>33610857NTA but you can literally go with a tour group
>>33610872And?
>>33610857How does it feel knowing that in 3/4 of the world if you travel alone you seriously risk getting molested/raped
>>33610874Multiple accents are quite common within the same country. Most people know this.
>>33610869Oh shitYeah I was just pretending lmao, there was a femanon who had that happen and I thought it’d be funny to act like the guy was posting here
Do men ACTUALLY like tit cows? They look so weird
How do I cope with not having boobs big enough to give a paizuri?
>>33609973Not yet, doesn't matter
>>33610877It's unkind to put someone through that
>>33610847I'm sorry but this is such an incel take. This is still overgeneralising.Yes, there's men that don't want to date ugly girls, but there's also women that don't want to date ugly guys as well.
>>33610880nta I just don't travel alone much. Doesn't really bother me. Gonna ask me how it feels to be physically weaker next? Have periods?
>>33610885:(
>>33610888medium sized tits are the best
>>33610377Go for it
>>33610888HEY!
>>33610888I like all women, sorry to disappoint.
>>33610891It is almost harmless. You are too soft
>>33610888guys poorly coping with their latent homosexuality do
>>33610889revel in your power to expand his dong regardless until it gets you pregnant and you get bigger boobs
>>33610821>why don't girls pursue men moreA lot of them do, but I guess it's still kind of culturally taboo in a lot of places...And some girls already get approached enough that they don't really need to bother approaching...>>33610826Based, those are the best ones desu. I would also recommend Mania, and the Advance/Rush gamesAlso if you have the time I recommend going for all emblems in Sonic Adventure 1 and 2. It really made me appreciate the games more and especially the stages I never bothered to git gud at in SA2>>33610827Only morons are >:[>>33610836>up until Golden CapitalYeah, I agree that's kind of the turning point where the game can be a bit of a slog and some of the bosses are too brutal. The later stages are still fun but some are just a bit too long imo>>33610841It can sometimes go the other way though where the hot confident girl can just make a move on someone single they take a liking to without really worrying about getting rejected. In the past some of the hottest girls I went out with were also the most forward
>>33610889What else do you have going for you?
>>33610905I dont get it
>>33610895No, it'd actually really get under my skin if that many people were "out for me" by default so I was curious>>33610888They're eye-catching (I'm easily distracted by any movement, jingling keys unironically works) but I wouldn't really call them attractive over a certain size desu
>>33610862>coolBruh...>>33610888Yes men like boobsBut artificially huge ones are uncanny lol
>>33610860>what does that add to the conversation?Rectifying your terrible take because you are ruining the vibe of the conversation. Nobody wants to converse with Tate fans like you.>absolutely meaningless commentSee above.
>>33610911found the latent homsexual
>>33610908What's your favorite Sonic game, anon? Though I'm pretty sure we've already talked about it.
>>33610888I asked about this from the men in my life.The explanation was very clear.>tits are always a plus>no matter what size>good butt is always a plus>size doesnt matter>a face they can love is most important.When butt or boobs > face its a fetish.I dont know how true it is, but this is what I have been told by guys from several independent sources.Guys, can you confirm?
>>33610888I don't. I prefer small or medium.Though I will say that larger breasts look less bad when the woman is clothed, and are also more obvious than smaller ones, so where I look in everyday life tends to skew slightly larger than my preferences in the bedroom.
>>33610918Actually I prefer flatties so..
>>33610888men love boobs so when the boobs are extra special it's extra special to see the magic smush and angles you can see them
>>33610836Also>was and amI thought so lol, you looked pretty good dude no homo>>33610919NiGHTS into Dreams ;P jkSonic CD <3
>>33610914>Bruh...What
>when it feels like you've been working out after taking a shit
>>33610924I don’t get why men think the bigger the better. That’s not how I think of dicks and tits that large just look fat and uncanny
>>33610926Mental illness isn't "cool" lmaoJk we're the coolest ;P
>>33610920Honestly, pretty much, yeah.There's definitely a "too big" and "too small" for breasts, which varies, and definitely a "too big" for butt, but most people don't fall into that category. And people will prefer different sizes. But face wins out over everything, and general body shape is more important than breasts or butt too.(...and I say that all as someone who HAS a breast fetish.)
>>33610925Yep, definitely have talked before. When I mentioned I got a Saturn, your first question was if I had NiGHTS.CD might be my absolute favorite. Or maybe Adventure 2. Or Unleashed. Depends on the day.
>>33610920There's a point where tits and ass get too bigBut yes face is by far the most important
>>33610831you're not worth anybody's time sorry sweetheart >>33610836>You really should. If you haven't played them yet, I would suggest trying the fanmade PC ports of the Genesis games.maybe I'll check those out>>33610908>Based, those are the best ones desu. I would also recommend Mania, and the Advance/Rush gamesAlso if you have the time I recommend going for all emblems in Sonic Adventure 1 and 2. It really made me appreciate the games more and especially the stages I never bothered to git gud at in SA2oh I've played the advance and rush games, I loved them I still own sonic rush 1 and I've already gotten all the emblems in soinc adventure 1 and 2 and heroes! I did that like 5 years ago I think
>>33610912>if that many people were "out for me" by defaultI honestly don't think that's really how it is in those places, there's just a greater chance of that happening maybe. Also, I'm white. I'm not entirely sure if that makes a big difference but I think it matters a little.
>>33610930it's hardwiredbig booba = making children. it's neuron activation old. it's not something to be rationalized
>>33610916it's not a 'take' to say that your comment was meaningless. if you'd said what you did irl in the midst of an ongoing conversation it would have been recognized as a comment with no substance, not worth responding to. here you had time to think about what you were writing and still you let loose with that meaningless bit of nothing.
>mfw I grew up around titcows so now I have really skewed expectations of what to look for in a woman
>>33610938>maybe I'll check those outI've got them precompiled if you want. Sonic 1 Forever, Sonic 2 Absolute, Sonic 3 AIR, and Sonic CD Miracle Edition.
Why do women walk around with their midriff exposed?
>>33610646probably busy with school
>>33610728Sometimes weird freaks meet and fall in love, anon.>>33610815I appreciate the support anon, I've successfully pulled myself out of a split on my birthday. >>33610718Male BPD is BPD. My dear father was a diagnosed BPDemon as well, and far worse than me. The average guy who beats his wife and then stalks her after she leaves has borderline traits, he'd just be diagnosed as something else (NPD/ASPD, the more "masculine" cluster B's) or jailed instead of treated.
>>33610941See, I would not go for this one based on the resting bitch face and Jay Leno chin.
>>33610941Sorry to disappoint you anon but big boobs confer no reproductive advantage. They don’t produce more milk nor do they signal higher fertility
>>33610930big tits don't look uncanny, they look freakish and ridiculous. there's nothing uncanny about them, any more than there is in a pork roast.
>>33609930Another day waking up as chad; how are we doing losers? I’m gonna get some Uber eats and finish watching Sweeney Todd
>>33610943Nope, wrong again. You're just doubling down on your terrible take. Go re-read my initial comment and think about what you did wrong.
>>33610904>It is almost harmless. You are too softIt's not about me though, it's about women
>>33610930I'm one of the few men that don't like big ones
>>33610953Yes, we KNOW. It's our stupid monkey brains. We think bigger jars = more capicity.
>>33610941Too big for me nglNot that I'd reject her, but I certainly wouldn't go for her
>>33610953sexual attraction is not limited to reproductively advantageous characteristics. darwinism is bullshit anyway.
>>33610937Genuine small dick incel cope>>33610950>The average guy who beats his wife and then stalks her after she leaves has borderline traitsYeah go fuck your self anon
>>33610954F I think he means those totally round balloon ones.
>>33610936>your first question was if I had NiGHTSLmao yeah I remember that>CD might be my absolute favoriteGood taste ;PThis madlad made an 8 hour documentary on Sonic CD and why he loves it https://youtu.be/ORJryigA0Ck?si=qRcnyNDXMJiUGDMm>>33610938>already gotten all the emblems in soinc adventure 1 and 2 and heroesOh yeah we have talked before too hahaHave you played Sonic Riders? That's another favourite of mine >>33610945>Sonic CD Miracle EditionWhat's this, never heard of it...>>33610957It's almost 3am here so goodnight fucker
>>33610953like saying peacock feathers offer no reproductive advantage therefore peacocks are doing it all wrong. it's irrelevant
>>33610953>>33610964Both of you have absolutely no idea what you’re talking about
The thing about dating a woman with big tits, I'd be worried constantly that she's getting hit on all the time.
>>33610860And what does your "men bad women good" take add to the conversation? Your comment has absolutely no substance at all other than ragebait. Go back to /pol/ please.
Older femanon here,Why is it so hard to find younger men to date? I’ve only met one who actually wanted to date and not just be fuck buddies and he was already taken by a woman who was a bit older younger me so I wasn’t able to ask him out
>>33610952>look at me I'm so picky!ok brocaptcha hrt pp
>>33610970Worry more about her knocking over you glasses
>>33610966maybe they'd be uncanny if they were perfectly, platonically spherical, i don't see how else though.
>>33610888>Do men ACTUALLY like tit cows? They look so weirdI love my busty girlfriend, yes. And she looks elegant and beautiful, not weird.
>>33610790>State gender:>Would you go to africa? If yes, where and why?No and never, because I don't speak their languages, I'm a simpleton, I'm also stingy and I don't want to get diseases.
>>33610950>NPD/ASPD, the more "masculine" cluster B's)So what's even the difference between cluster B personality disorders, or is it sort of just made up
>>33610973>Why is it so hard to find younger men to date?Idk I guess a lot of us zoomers don't put ourselves out there much. Bc I'm sure a lot of young guys have a thing for older womenUh you can ask me out at work jk
>>33610970Doesn't happen as much as you might think. At least in my case. I think most guys assume I'm taken. Because how could I not be, right? :I
>>33610977Sorry to disappoint you anon but tit cows can’t look elegant
>>33610973Classic cars gain more value with age because they used to be great, that doesn’t necessarily mean they are still fun to drive now
>>33610976Yeh, I think he was talking specifically about fake ones like that.
could any femanon here ever love a schizoidal freak like me?
>it's a fucking titcow threadFuck all of you. I'm going to bed.
>>33610973idk. probably because you're used goods, maybe
>>33610973Among normal guys milfs are a fetish at the end of the day, why would a normal guy want one instead of a perky younger woman?
>>33610982There is a checklist of traits for each disorder just look it up
>>33610985Christina Hendricks?
>>33610990Later, JH (you hypocrite).
>>33610992:(
>>33610990nooo flat-chan ur so cute
>>33610941wrong I prefer smaller boobs, flat chested is ok too
>>33610992Smashing a black MILF is still on my bucketlist of things to do
>>33610985>Sorry to disappoint you anon but tit cows can’t look elegantIncorrect. Nice try.
>>33609970garyposting. i was pretending to be gary and i think they banned everyone who was using the "gary" name all at once.
>>33610963its ok to like boobs guy you don't have to try so hardhint: even most foids like the boobs
>>33610995hardly. do you not know what elegance means?
>>33610995Have you seen red carpet pictures of her? She wears like push up stuff when she obviously doesn't need to and it comes off as kinda trashy, not elegant.
>>33611003Saggy Asian tits actually give me nightmares
>>33610973why the fuck would you want to date younger?
>>33611005>>33611004>>33610985>t. seething flatties
>>33610967>Oh yeah we have talked before too hahayeah, how've you been?>Have you played Sonic Riders? That's another favourite of mineI did play it with a friend but not long enough to actually have an opinion on it, it was fun, did you ever play sonic rivals on psp? that one was fun and had good music (like all sonic games lol)
>>33610975Lol, we usually get the hang of that kinda stuff early. Though I do still stick my boobs in cereal or something in the mornings some times.
>>33610967>What's this, never heard of it...Long story short, it's a modified version of the Sonic CD decomp that adds Knuckles and Amy and tons of customization options - including enabling "Miracle forms" for getting all of the time stones, which is basically just Super + free time travel. You can freely change the soundtrack, there are some custom US past tracks if you use that soundtrack.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfi10FD70wc
>>33610989Probably, there's chick's that are still into guys that don't want to do a lot of sexual activities
>>33610973there's lots of zoomers out there that want to date an older woman, maybe you are looking in the wrong place
>>33610888Yes>>33610930Nothing uncanny about these knockers
>>33610985I think we can, it's just really difficult.
>>33611014This shit is GROSS
>>33611009NTA but did you play Rivals 2? I only ever had that one, and I only played 2 of the stories in it.
>>33609970m. racism towards jews. it wasn't even bad. considering the shit every says on 4chan on a daily basis and THAT being the line makes me KEK
>>33610818I tried to wash dirt out and it's not coming off
>>33611017I dont think that is real
>>33611014Nah…Men actually like that? For real
>>33610996I ain't no hypocrite.
>>33611008No, I'm a titcow. I just know what looks flattering on my body and dressing like Hendricks isn't it.
>>33611014those are amazing. I want to hold one up.
>>33611002Were you posting crazy shit? I garyposted a little and didn't get hit.
>>33611018yeah that's the one I played actually! it was pretty good from what I remember
>>33611003I legit have a breast fetish beyond what most guys haveI just don't have a big breast fetishHers are too big
>>33609970F.Reddit, said that Indian guys are the least sexy people I can imagine.
>>33609970minnocuous statement here about jews
>>33611023no we don't that's grotesque
>>33611010>do still stick my boobs in cereal or something in the morningsI guess they are still milkers at the end of the day jk
>>33611029It wasn't bad. Probably a lot more fun with friends but my PSP couldn't do wireless play.They reference Rivals 2 in Sonic Racing Crossworlds. Espio and Silver remember each other. :)
I'm going to die
>>33610975>Worry more about her knocking over you glassesBetween my gf and our cat, I've thought about switching to plastic or metal.
>>33611038we all are. the alternative is worse.
>>33611011That's so dope <3 I always wanted to hack Amy and super forms into a disassembly, guess someone has already done the honours lol. Will check it out next time I play CD, thanks for sharing here>>33611038How come D:
>>33611035FUCK YOU I LOLED
>>33611010>stick my boobs in the cerealwhen I was a teenager getting orthodontist work all the nurses were titcows and I got boobed so many times as the leaned over me to do things.I will never forget those wonderful things resting on my foreheadbig booba are a gift to us all
>>33611038What's up?
>>33611041Yep. If you don't feel like doing the legwork, here.https://mega.nz/folder/nhcziapJ#iSZ3I437IvqT-MWJq59aHA
>>33611040I'm going to die young of infection before ever having a boyfriend
>>33611024>I ain't no hypocrite.You like big tits too.
>>33611046PLAP
>>33611009My friend had Rivals on PSP so I played it a bit, it was pretty fun! Maybe I'll play it on emulator sometimeBut yeah I really love Riders, one of my favs for sure <3>>33611042Teehee >>33611045Thx homie
>>33611046it could be worse.
>>33611046You still freaking out?
>>33611046your hands will heal nbddisinfectant and bandages now stop being so dramatic
>>33611043Oh, man... I used to cut hair and probably made some kids really happy.
>>33611037never played the multiplayer, is crossworlds the newer one? did that come out yet? it's cool that they referenced rivals 2 in a way
>>33611052I do not feel better after cleaning it because it does not look clean
>>33610038>.> >apparently my job thinks not enough
Women, it's your turn to have a conversation about size.What's your height?What height difference feels just right?When does a height difference become too much?
>>33611047Only when I'm very horny.
>>33611056fill me in. i'm a doctor. what's the problem? post pictures if need be.
>>33611043that still happens to me sometimes because the lady that cuts my hair had big boobs, I'm letting my hair grow so no boobs on the back of my head for me
good evening everyone>>33611046list symptoms ?u won't die, it takes a bunch for a human to die so easily
>>33611054>used to cut hair>titcowA GIFT TO US ALL
>>33611038>>33611046Femanon, you got a scrape from falling off a skateboard. I've literally had a rusty nail go 3cm into my foot, and I'm still here.
>>33611056The human body is pretty resilient
>>33611060Which is always.
>>33611055It is. Not out until the 25th. There should be a demo coming out soon.As well, I heard there were going to be legacy songs in the game for use on tracks too. Maybe Race to Win?
>>33611063Hi myao long time no post
>>33611060And you think we're not? Foh.
>>33611063I thought >>33610559
>>33611063gn
>>33611043nta.The most use of my boobies I've gotten out of them was when my ex-husband was playing some games, was to put them on his head and loudly exclaim"You have a hat!"That always got his attention. Except when he was playing for world firsts or server first things.
>>33611071Fuck this post for >>33611009I can't even reply to a post properly ffs lol
>>33610941>a woman my bf used to jerk it to before me had boobs this size>I'm small-chestedIs it over?
>>33611071Take the fucking pills and work with the fucking doctor to adjust your dosage.
>>33611059>What's your height?5'2".>What height difference feels just right?A few inches to a foot taller than me max. I prefer women being much taller over men being much taller, though.>When does a height difference become too much?When the height difference makes certain acts harder than they need to be.
>>33611071Have you considered trying different ones?
>>33611065You probbaly went to the hospital though
>>33611081no. if you make his dick get bigger you're fine
>>33611070hallo>>33611076no ?he was sweet n pretty cute, why would i get scared off ?>>33611078goodnight anon
>>33611067My attraction to big tits can only flourish when my need for dick is sated. Otherwise, those horny neurons are busy thinking about dick.>>33611073You guys just like big tits by default. Any character with big tits you automatically like more.
>>33611071I don't say this to a lot of people on /adv/ but I think it might be over for you
>>33611084They can only be changed by a psych, which I can't afford to see again, I'm like -£1500 in debt lol>>33611082I need to get another prescription because I flushed the pills when I was having a melty, and I can barely afford food this week, soI started a new job which I only get paid from in a month, and my benefits are cut in the meantime, so I'm broke
>>33611079>he prioritized video games over boobah hatsthe worst. the worst!
>>33611081It is going to be ok
>>33610033you don't have to start worrying about stuff until you're in your 40s or so. but it's healthy to worry in the meantime. it builds character. you need to prepare yourself for when your healthy actually starts falling apart.
>>33611071It brings me joy that "people" like you post ITT so I can feel a little more normalSparkle on, you unmedicated retard
>>33611083>5'2".>I prefer women being much taller over men being much taller, though.Does that include given your height? How short would you date?
>>33611079>ex-husband what happened?
>>33610057yeah but you're a man.
>>33611096I'm always worrying
>>33611083A woman whose breasts are at your face height is better than a man whose pecs are at your face height?
>>33611087>he was sweet n pretty cute, why would i get scared off ?It’s fucking over bros
>>33611054It could be worse, you could be a dental hygienist. I think I became a man during that cleaning.
>>33611100He chose videogames over her.
>>33611099Yes, I always mean tall relative to me. I would prefer someone not be much taller than six feet. Like I find women close to six feet hottest, while I've liked and dated guys from that tall to only a few inches taller than me.
When a man cheats, the woman he cheated with was worth destroying the relationship over. What's the purpose of him trying to go back to the og after?
>>33611089>I think it might be over for youDon't worry, I've known this all my life lol. I've been fucked in the head from a young age>>33611098Glad you can find joy in my suffering :PSeriously though, I'm glad if I can at least make some people feel like they're not such a loser lol
>>33611059Yellow and grey is the height difference femanons deserve.
>>33611071Not gonna lie, this is a mess. You're gonna have to work to get out of this one.>>33611090>I'm like -£1500 in debt lolI've had more debt. You can find a way out of this.
>>33611069ohh I hope my pc can run it, I never played transformed though
>>33611059ok so...I am f 6'1. 175lbs. I would prefer the guy who I date to be taller/bigger than I am. But I also know I am cursed with size bigger than most guys will ever be.I would develop the ability to piss honey if I could have a guy who is proportionally normal and 7feet+, but that is unlikely.My ex husband of 10 years was 6'4 and 270lbs (rip)I could date shorter guys, but goddamn I always end up making eye contact with the taller guys and have that "what if" go trough my mind.I know its superficial. But I confess it here, we're supposed to be somewhat honest here when we answer questions, right?
>>33611106Yes, but the asterisk is that I'm not a fucking dwarf despite how that sounds.
They got my Asianiggas acting zesty asl in the city bruh. I hate the West.
>>33611113Thing is, the guy always thinks the girl will never find out.
>>33611085I actually didn't.
>>33611117It's okay, it has some similarities to Transformed but is mostly different. When the demo releases, see if you can run it? If a Switch can, you should be good I'd think.
>>33611123I love you How did you fix it
>>33611109ning
>>33611059>What's your height?5'6">What height difference feels just right?2"-6" and I must be taller. Goes for men and women.>When does a height difference become too much?Probably 10"+. In the imaginary world where I'm 5'9"-5'10"
>>33611102>yeah but you're a man.You're funny
>>33611118>I am f 6'1. 175lbs.I would ask you out on the spot. And yes I am taller, although I will never be 7'. you are peak attractive height
>>33611127You’re hot for an anon, the rest of us are expendable
>>33611118espurr is such a cutiei miss espie anon
>>33611118>I know its superficial. But I confess it here, we're supposed to be somewhat honest here when we answer questions, right?Yes. If anybody gets hurt by your answer then they were probably looking for reasons to get hurt anyway.If you don't mind sharing, how old are you? Are you one of our elder femanons?
Hypothetical. What happens when an acting president is found to have dementia?
>>33611071the suicidal thoughts and all those other negative effects will probably go away eventually you're probably feeling like that because you just got off your meds.though I have suicidal thoughts all the time and I don't take anything so who knows about that one, hopefully you'll get better soon
>>33611133>although I will never be 7'.With the right surgery...
>>33611125Aw shucks.I just went to the normal doctor's office.
>>336111351v1 me on showdown. If I win, I get to keep you as my girlfriend.
>>33611137Everybody around him covers it up and runs the country in his stead; we just had 4 years of it
>>33611137it's hushed up and things carry on as usual?
>>33611089>>33611098you assholes are so fucking mean to him for no reason! kill yourselves
>>33611142Fuck I'm so screwed
>>33611139No, Anon, you're speaking to a thread regular who has been through all this multiple times before. The meds were good for him, and he's only going to get worse without them.
>>33611121Why go back to the og for sex tho? Too much effort to go after clone pussy of the one he cheated with?
>>33611135sorry chairman, i left her at my grandmother's house, i took her with me when i visited and decided she'd be happier there.
>>33611118>I know its superficial. But I confess it here, we're supposed to be somewhat honest here when we answer questions, right?Yes, though the incels might disagree.
>>33611134Anon, if you're on /atoga/ specifically looking to date, I think you're better off just going to /soc/.
>>33611124this time it's only going to be sonic characters right?
>>33611150Comfort? Yeh, too much effort basically.
>>33611147>Fuck I'm so screwedUh, it was a nail, and it happened to me.You okay? Did you hit your head too?
>>33611134aww ty !!u guys aren't expendable ?? such a concerning thing to say lols
Good evening myao ^_^
>>33611128Is it just a light preference or is it more like a fetish that makes relationships feel wrong when you're not indulging it?
>>33611154In the base roster. We're getting other Sega characters (Hatsune Miku, Joker, some guy from Yakuza) for free, and collaboration characters (Minecraft, Spongebob, TMNT, Avatar, Pac-Man) as paid DLC.I personally hope they add more Sonic characters as part of the free DLC too. Bizarrely, I really want Infinite.
>>33611157No I didn't go to a doctor for my scrape
Who would miss you if you were gone?
>>33611158Wasn’t a compliment - hot on means you like them and think they’re hot>>33611153Why else would anyone be here
>>33611164Nobody, and that's okay. That's not what life is about I think.
>>33611146Kill yourself faggot, and make sure to live stream that shit. Only way anyone will remember you when you're gone, kek
>>33611119Do the "certain acts" become more difficult if a woman is that much taller, or were the acts already so different from how they are with a man that it doesn't impact them too much?
>>33611143hmmok but if i win, i get an entireeeeee tub of java jolt icecream :p>>33611151oh that's so cute i forgive u !!
>>33611118hello, i am a 6'3 220ish lb anon, i think even if i got super fit and ate a good diet i probably wouldn't be able to get below 185, i am MEATY. and i am glad that tall women like you exist. i date shorter women because beggers can't be choosers, but all else equal i'd def chooser you. bless you.
>>33611146The weak should fear the strong
>>33611163>No I didn't go to a doctor for my scrapeI was joking. Just take a shower or something. Then cover it. If you get an infection you'll take one round of antibiotics and be fine (actually, it'd probably just be an antibiotic ointment).
>>33611164My cats, my dad and brother, various relatives.
>>33611113I've cheated in the past, you can want some side pussy and still love your girlfriend
>>33611159halloooo>>33611165ah ..
>>33611174I put OTC antibiotic cream on it
>>33611166>Thanks for the encouragement anon, but I fucking suck at my job and my shifts are irregular, so idk if I'll make enough by the end of the month to pay it offMaybe you won't. Will you make enough to make a payment as part of a payment plan?I had some really CATASTROPHIC shit happen last spring where I was basically called on to repay $60,000 in full immediately or face criminal charges. I called and talked to them. They have me paying literally $5 a month with no accruing interest.>I would rather play Sonic R than Crossworlds nglIt's worse than I thought. Why would you say this? :(
men, how far would you go with a woman with this body type? fuck? date? marry with the purpose of procreation?women, how would you feel if you had this body type?
>>33611059Dis one
>>33611164My cat, my dog, my fish, my shrimp, and my 2 friends. Maybe my boss
>Be me>Meet girl in MMORPG>Hang in Discord VC, everyone leaves, just us>Talk nonstop, laugh, share secrets>Later meet in VRChat, tell each other really deep stuff>Fast forward 2–3 weeks>I get clingy, complain we talk less>She has a fiancé, but we flirt and tease sexually too>She suddenly says she’s questioning her relationship, tell her to fuck off with these thoughts>Developing feelings for me, might need to reduce contact>But her fiancé agrees we shouldn’t cut off contact too>A few weeks later she says she can’t be around me 24/7>Needs space and other friends>I sperg out, say I’m boring, accuse her of jumping from friend to friend>Think maybe she didn’t like me after seeing my face>Still talk daily, but she’s colder, meaner, more distant>Maybe she’s scared of feelings, pulling back>We’re still sexual sometimes, like looking at nude references for drawing>She says “excitement phase” is over, “it is what it is”>One night I was drunk, acted clingy and weird>Apologized, but feel like a desperate retard nigger>Not used to being close with women>Love her personality, don’t want to lose her>Stopped RPing together, partly FC drama, partly her playing other games>I overthink everything, get jealous when she spends time with others>Want to keep her as a friend, but scared my clinginess is pushing her awayelp, am I just ugly? /soc/ rated me once from 6-8.
>>33611179You might need something stronger. Check it in the morning.
>>33611166>I'm pretty sure I was misdiagnosed and am actually BPD or somethingNTA.>In the results of a recent 10-year study, Borderline Personality Disorder patients showed a remission rate of 85 percent. That means that, over a 10-year period, people with BPD overwhelmingly showed no signs of BPD at the end of 10 years if they received BPD treatment.Many studies have shown that people suffering from Borderline Personality Disorder in their 20s often find their 30s and 40s to be more fulfilling and more stable. In light of this information, you can be confident that if any relapses occur, the BPD symptoms should be less extreme than they initially were.TAKE YOUR MEDS!
>>33609970Mposted a censored manga page where you cool see like 35% of a boob, no nipples. They got me for that.
>>33611183You have sea monkies?
>>33611161>pacmanohh that sounds cool! I love pacman also I haven't played sonic forces (doesn't look too bad don't get why people shit on it) but I've seen some cutscenes and infinite is voiced by Liam O'Brian, I love that voice actor>>33611166>Aw, that sucks man. Maybe look into trying to get some support yourself, idkright now I have nobody, I don't trust my parents but once I get enough money I'll go to therapy I guess>I would rather play Sonic R than Crossworlds nglSonic R was fun, I was really bad at it though, maybe it was bad but kid me didn't realize it lol
>>33611146>for no reasonHe gave many, many reasons that lead to my conclusion.
>>33611181she needs to lose weight, she's fat, it's not just a body type, but also I'd also all 3
>>33611160Requirement. It's only a fetish because it's uncommon. I have found taller people cute but I'd feel like I'm missing out for no reason.
>>33609970probably calling a nigger here their well-deserved namesake lmao
>>33611179>I put OTC antibiotic cream on itThat's good. Just be consistent, and if it turns green, go get a prescription. It's really not a big deal, I promise.
I'm not one of the strong btw I Love submitting to indian cock
>>33611181I'd tell her to fuck off.
>>33611181Not normally into overweight women, but she has a pretty face. Might date.
>>33611192What do you think makes you feel this way? Have you actually managed to date shorter men or is it more of a pipe dream?
>>33611189Yep. The collab racers all come with tracks, too. Take a look at this.https://youtu.be/ijHUBZj50fE?si=Jzlly5QE18NsWEsNForces isn't bad, but it isn't good. It's very, very short, and it really didn't need Classic Sonic in it. Still maybe worth the $5 or whatever it goes for on Steam. I just thought Infinite was funny and cool.
>>33611181maybe fuck her, if she tries to lose weight I would date her if she actually loses all the weight and becomes skinny I'll marry her
>>33611186I fucked up the formatting. Point still stands.
>>33611164no one, my cat maybe? highly doubt it
>>33611177Hey :oCan you tell me what basedsauce is? I remember you mentioning it when we were talking about dumplings I think? I looked it up but didn’t find any definitive results lol>>33611188I have medaka, guppies, and cherry shrimp :). If sea monkeys were like the ones in south park, I’d get some
>>33611181Not my typeWhy do you keep asking this? Fat isn't generally appealing to most men and most women don't want to be fat
>>33611164My senpai
>>33611207>basedsauceAre you for real
>>33611201wait the pacman world 2 remaster is also getting a sonic level??? this might be the first remaster I ever buyand yeah infinite's edgyness was really funny especially with such a good voice actor lol
>>33611207>Can you tell me what basedsauce isLol
>>33611210You couldn't tell that he's new?
>>33611207omg sorry i was tryna say basedsauce that time ㅠㅠweird typo thingy, changed it to basedsauce
>>33611200I have a short bf now and have only dated a taller guy once to make sure. I am certain now. My ex-gf was also shorter.>What do you think makes you feel this way? I value cuteness in a partner, and I like to feel big and strong and in control. It may be childhood trauma-based or natural, likely a mix of both. It's been like this since I was at least 13.
>>33611215I just can't believe it I guess, wtf
wait did they change it from onionssauce? when did that happen?
>>33611216FUCK IT HAPPENED AGINi meant s o y sauce holy shit
>>33611207>>33611216Let me save you.
>>33611210based
>>33611207>Can you tell me what basedsauce is? I remember you mentioning it when we were talking about dumplings I think? I looked it up but didn’t find any definitive results lolIt's Sierra Oscar Yankee, (You) November Echo Whisky Foxtrot Alpha Golf Golf Oscar Tango.
there's a lady at work i find unbearably attractive. she seems to have eluded other men's attention too, which is a plus. i feel it wouldn't take much on my part to take things to the next level, but i can't imagine that next level going anywhere else. maybe we establish the fact that we both find each other attractive. after that though? a void. we have absolutely nothing in common. i don't know if that's a problem for me though. i feel i'm just as incapable of genuine relations with people where points of commonality exist as i am where they do not.
>>33611216I love you guys. :)
>>33611207>>33611216The #1 rule for 4chan is "lurk moar". When you first come to this website you should NOT start posting. You should lurk, observe how other people post, and learn from them before you yourself start posting. Otherwise you're going to unintentionally post things that mark you, such as this shibboleth.
>>33611216>omg sorry i was tryna say basedsauce that time ㅠㅠ>weird typo thingy, changed it to basedsauceLmao
>>33611210>>33611214Oh I forgot lol, I cant remember the last time I typed s o y. I type t b h all the time tho and I member it>>33611216Did it again >:)>>33611216Yeah that makes more sense now lmao
Is anyone on /atoga/ a Rape Baby?
>>33611185What am I checking for?>>33611194GREEN?? Oh christ
>>33611220Yeah I preferred onion. I like the way onionboy sounds
>>33611222ty (◞‸◟)>>33611227larb u tooooo>>33611228>>33611229>>33611230shush .·°՞(¯□¯)՞°·.
>>33611217I'm happy you got what you want, but I'm also sorry you came to want it through trauma. I hope someday you won't feel a requirement to be like this, but you'll still feel happy with him anyway.
>>33611234Signs of infection. Redness or greeness, as that one anon said.
>>33611231>Maybe it is bipolar then because I'm nearing my 30s and I've only gotten worse over the years not better kekThat's if you get consistent treatment. I thought the NHS covered that shit? Are you a UK citizen?
>>33611181She better give head like her life depends on it or I’m kicking her out
>>33611238Well it red because of blood trapped under the surface and the irritation
>>33611236(ɔˆ 3(ˆᴗˆc)
>>33611245Well, yeh, but more of a trailing veiny redness. That and green would be rare though, try not to worry much.
>>33611245blood should be trapped under the surface, anon. the problem's when it isn't.
>>33611231>>33611239>Yes, the NHS covers psychiatric medications as part of its mental health services, which are typically prescribed by psychiatrists. Patients usually need a referral from their GP to access these services.
I didn't know JH could be so caring
>>33611248I have dead skin that isn't flapping off should I cut it >>33611249Obviously
>>33611236Just letting you know, I think you can get a temperary ban for excessive emoticon use if someone's on a power trip.
>>33611237Thank you, anon. I also wish you well, this was very kind.
>>33611253No! God no. :) How much damage did you do? Like, what's the total area? :/
>>33611252>I didn't know JH could be so caringShe's not.>>33611253>I have dead skin that isn't flapping off should I cut itIt'll come off on it's own.
>>33611259JH is a SWEETIE PIE
>>33611258Around my thumbs I have a scrape the size of a quarter and then a couple of smaller ones around it
>>33611260>JH is a SWEETIE PIELol, are you a newfag?
>>33611259>It'll come off on it's own.What if theres something underneath and I need to get it out
>>33611262Are they gauzed up now?
>>33611262>I have a scrape the size of a quarter and then a couple of smaller ones around itYou seem like you need a hug more than medical treatment, lol.
>>33611265Yea
>>33611263I want to help her live out her raceplay fantasies in bed, and then give her some sweet affirmations and aftercare
>>33611264Leave that to the doctors if that becomes an issue. They have the proper tools for that type of thing.
>>33611246*smoooooch*>>33611254haha what(power trip ?)
Does your description of a Dream Woman match this, male anons?
>>33611268Good, I'm glad. Your keyboard is pretty dirty and that would just be introducing more germs if not. Typing's probably not good for them, don't use your thumbs.
>>33611273No, I want a partner to navigate life with me
good evening anons, extra good evening to my thread crushstate gender and favorite pokemon. pic related.
>>33611269Okay, so you're a coomer that thinks she's hot. That's way different than what you were claiming.
Why are Autistical people so attached to Frieren the elf as a character?
>>33611236Hehe>>33611272>power tripHe's talking about the thrash revival band
>>33611273Fuck slavery. I want a woman who knows that I'm wrapped around her finger, that she holds ultimate power over me, but she magnanimously chooses to not abuse that power and instead to treat me as her equal partner.
>>33611272Oh, sorry. I mean someone with the abililty to mod and ban people might get too eager to use those powers.
>>33611239I still have to pay for my meds bc I'm able to work, but the prescription prices are cappedAnd like other anon said, only a psych can change meds/dosages; either you have to pay out the ass for a private one, or wait for years on a waiting list to see an NHS one It's just more headache than it's worth desu. Ironically I worked for the NHS for years before getting the boot from one job when I made a dumb mistake when I was unwell
>>33611266No one cares becuase I'm being a baby>>33611270Embolism>>33611275I can barely use my hands beyond my finger tips
>>33611273I want a mommy who is in control of everything actually.>>33611279She is cute. I want to fwap her ears repeatedly (with consent).
>>33611287>No one cares becuase I'm being a babyWe do, really, but there's not much else we can do or advise that hasn't already been done.
>>33611277>my thread crushspill !!f, mimikyu c:>>33611280oh ?>>33611283ohhhh
I also let indian men fuck my ass, It's so much better than having sex with women if I'm being honest
>>33611287Do you have OCD, or Hypochondriasis?
>>33611273Literally me >>33611281Incels would do a 180 as soon the moment arrives
>>33611277MGroudon is my all-time favorite.
>>33611273no. my dream woman is maybe childlike in a playful-kinda way, i am like that and prefer someone that can match the energy (or at least be amused by mine). on the contrary, my dream woman is someone that i can rely on to help me conquer the world. your pioneer wife, abigail adams, catherine the great, mary the jewess types.
>>33611277F Squirtle. He cute.
>>33611291My dad was right>>33611294Probably but does it matter
>>33611273I want a flat chested redhaired woman that's taller than me and controls every aspect of my life, in other words I want to be her slave
>>33611284>or wait for years on a waiting list to see an NHS oneYou've been dealing with this for years already, bro.
>>33611301>he's back
>>33611277don't know much about pokemon since I only played 2 games but I liked mudkip a lot, then he evolved and became ugly and stopped playing that game I also like picrel because he looks like a netnavi
>>33611300>Probably but does it matternta y-yes.
>>33611300>Probably but does it matterOh course it does. It makes you miserable.
>>33611304>>he's backThe man behind the maskHe's after your soul, he's back
>>33611306oh I'm male, forgot to state my gender
>>33611292>spillwell i think there's two of them. one i see here on occasion (sometimes they respond to me too :D) the other i've only really talked to once but i hope they lurk here occasionally because my gut tells me life would be better if i chatted w/em more
>>33611293You’re being doxxed right now
>>33611306Is this a Pokemon or a Mega Man character?
>>33611307>>33611308Its not something I'll ever fix it's just something I have to manage and I'd be miserable anyway in a different way
>>33611296based, groudon was my fav as a kid>>33611298not bad, definitely a better choice than SHITmander or POOPachu>>33611306mudkip is good taste but agree it does become a bit ugly, sad
>>33611277Ftop 31 Snom2 tediursa3 phanpyMay god have mercy on those who harm them babies, for I will not.
>>33611277M, Genesect>>33611292Power trip is a figure of speech lol. Never heard it?
>>33611316Point is, knowing that shit for sure can open doors to stuff that can help you more efficiently deal with stuff.
>>33611273>bitchy women concoct up all sorts of shit when they don't get pickedno
>>33611322She seems to be Asian.
>>33611311aww cutiesi hope u guys get to.know eachother n talk moreeee !!>>33611322don't think so ? might just be slow rn
>>33611326I thought she was from Cali why does she pretend to be ESL
>>33611327Myao I haven’t seen a Korean girl on Tinder yet? What’s going on here
>>33611320hi femanon nice choices but don't think i don't notice that your #1 is shaped lock a cock>>33611322did they ever even do anything with genesect or did it get the zygarge treatment?>>33611327thanks me too!! we'll see, chatting with thread crushes is one of life's hidden joys, i think.
>>33611323I've done my reading and research but recently I've fallen off the wagon a little
>>33611302I told the story of how I got referred to the early intervention in psychosis clinic years ago and they lost my referral and wouldn't re-refer me lol. The systematic incompetence doesn't exactly instil much faith in me in the quality of support I would actually receive kek. Not saying there aren't other avenues I could pursue, just saying I'm pretty disillusioned at the state of things
>>33611316>Its not something I'll ever fix it's just something I have to manage and I'd be miserable anyway in a different wayI have both, and things have gotten a lot better over the years with treatment.
>>33611304hi! how's it going?
>>33611329:/Never mind then. forget I said anything.
>>33611314I never played the later Pokemon gens but I think Ceruledge is the Pokemon's name, and that's just a Mega Man Battle Network crossover sorta pic.>>33611318There's just something so rad about this ancient behemoth sleeping deep in the Earth's core, so strong that it passively fucks up the environment just by existing. I like the weather trio so much.
>>33611314well on the upper right you can see the actual pokemon but people pointed out that it looks like a megaman character so someone made a cruledge soul megaman art thing, I like it
>>33611293like attracts like
>>33611329im on the opposite side of the us ㅠㅠ>>33611331most probs already have relationships v.v>>33611333realsiess it makes u feel so giddy over something minor
>tfw you aren't anybody's thread crush:(
>>33611318>mudkip is good taste but agree it does become a bit ugly, sadI should give that pokemon game another try one day though kinda want to get into pokemon so I have something to talk about with my friend, I did beat pokemon red on gba years ago
>>33611335>Not saying there aren't other avenues I could pursue, just saying I'm pretty disillusioned at the state of thingsI get that. Just wish you'd do whatever it takes.
>>33611327It’s okay lol, you’ve probably heard it before but just forgot>>33611331They’re all on atoga
Am I unstable
>>33611344Oh myao don’t you see that makes you…rare
>>33611345iktf :(
>>33611349Who are you?
>>33611345u might be !ok im sleepy goodnight everyone
Are you guys mad at me
>>33611302Tbh, I don't think there's anything actually wrong with me in isolation, I'm just wired in a way where I struggle to interact with people and "fit in" to society. I just need to find my niche and a stable way to support myself, ik it takes hard work and self-reflection but hopefully I and everyone here will get there eventually if we don't die or get our brains replaced first >>33611349If you're not a stable, I supposeDescribe yourself>>33611347Rn I'm just trying to survive day to day and find enough money to buy groceries lol
>>33611356No
>>33611333I haven’t followed the games in a while so I’m not sure but if I had to guess, probably>>33611345You’re in good company :(
>>33611348This is preposterous
my thread crush is whoever this anon was <3
>>33611355Oyasumi
>>33611357>Tbh, I don't think there's anything actually wrong with me in isolation, I'm just wired in a way where I struggle to interact with people and "fit in" to society.You have hallucinations though?
>>33611312is somebody butthurt because of all the indian cock he's been taking? SAD!
>>33611356I'm not.
>>33611365Ngl I don't believe that normies never hallucinate anything, y'all must be capping
>>33611356are you nightingale?
>>33611345better to not be anybody's thread crush than to be a nobody to your thread crush.
Also when I fell and scraped my hands when I got to the bathroom I started to feel nauseous and I vomited is that normal
>>33611373>Also when I fell and scraped my hands when I got to the bathroom I started to feel nauseous and I vomited is that normalDid you hit your head or belly?
is entj a schizophrenic? why is he obsessed with poos?
>>33611375No
>>33611345I've been called somebody's husbando but idk what that means.
>>33611369>Ngl I don't believe that normies never hallucinate anything, y'all must be cappingI heard a voice call my name once, but that's it. I'm 33.
>>33611376When his pics got leaked and people called him a jeet it buckbroke him eternally
>>33611377You were probably just anxious then. But as long as you didn't hit your head you'll be fine.
>>33611346You should. Ruby and Sapphire are so fucking good.
>>33611277Lugia
>>33611355Goodnight myao!>>33611361You’re right, they’re here and playing StarCraft. Maybe league
>>33611380Making up fantasy larps again are we pajeet?
>>33611376search his name in /r9k/ archive
>>33611381Maybe I am dying
>>33611388You can't die from a scrape.
>>33611379really? that's crazy, my rc stims (non-recreational) leave me seeing shadow creatures often on the comedown, nightwalking is legitimately unnerving if i forget to remind myself they aren't hostile
>>33611374kek that's not me, I'm just another anon that hates you and finds you annoying
>>33611384Was Silver your first Pokemon game too?
>>33611393I've only ever smoked weed though. If I took other drugs I probably would.
>>33611382I want to replay red first since it's been over a decade since I played it then I'll play the one with mudkip and I've always been curious about black and white
Femanons, will you inherit the order of this world? or destroy it?
Why do people go crazy for alcohol, not even the alcoholics but the ones who just go out specifically to locations that serve alcohol.I don't get it
>>33611400weed is actually one of the biggest psychosis inducers there are iirc, something like 30% of people will go into a psychosis? reefer madness is kind of a little bit real desu
>>33611408>weed is actually one of the biggest psychosis inducers there are iirc, something like 30% of people will go into a psychosisDamn, good thing I haven't done edibles.
>>33611385Korean girls will never cease to fascinate me, they’re both nerdy bookworms and slutty coke bunnys
>>33611406As a bartender I have no ideaI think normies just like to find excuses to congregate and be social. Going out drinking and chatting to people being one of them apparently
>>33611401If you want to shake things up just a little, you could play another version than Red, like Blue or Yellow.
>>33611388What's something you can do to take your mind off of it?
>>33611400Bruh weed has made me psychotic lol, it's the most dangerous drug for me
Why are women so awful?
>>33610977>I love my busty girlfriend, yes. And she looks elegant and beautiful, not weird.Yep, this is going into my cringe compilation.
>>33611396No, I just like 2000 best.
>>33611408>>33611416Weed unironically completely wrecked one of my oldest friends, and people always thinks it's bullshit when I tell them.
>>33611418full of awe? :)
>>33611418I don't think I'm awful.
>>33611396Pokemon stadium Chads represent.
>>33611423>tfw Lugia btfo the 3 other legendaries and blows up the space ship with aurora beamtrue kino
>>33611424NTA but you are so boring. Always the same pics, always the same stories, always the same insults.
>>33611412Do you see any Korean girls at the bar?
>>33611426Full of hatred for men, I think.>>33611427You probably think men are, though.
>>33611427How about cute?
>>33611345yeah... at least the nice interactions I've had kinda make up for it
M or F,Do you support corruption? why or why not?
>>33611429I was so pissed that Ho-Oh and the Hoenn legends didn't get any cool focus movies.
>>33611433are you the ballbusting anon?
>>33611391Stranger things have happened >>33611415Well one expert says that I should ignore my compulsions in order to stop being controlled by them so what is the opposite of worrying about infection and scarring and pain
>>33611413what's the difference between versions?
>>33611431It makes for great content thanks poojeetcel
>>33611436MYeah I think it's hot when a good girl becomes an unabashed bitch
>>33611424oh my god don't you have some indian smegma to lick off your boyfriend or something? get better insults fag
>>33611429Yeah it was like laputa all over. Cool as heck.
women would you try tazing your nipple?
Stop browsing atoga on the toiletIt could save your life
>>33611436Yes, I support Israel.
>>33611443Reusing the same stuff daily is great content...?Look I'm not even calling you annoying or wishing anything bad on you, I just think it's boring as hell. Surely you feel the same way sometimes.
>>33611418women are nice and I like them they also smell nice (I'm saying this in the least creepy way possible)
>>33611444Lmao I meant like, political/ economic corruption
>>33611442Red and Blue (and the remakes, FireRed and LeafGreen) basically only differ in the rates that some Pokemon show up, and the availability of some. Like you can get Electabuzz in Red, and Magmar in Blue, but not vice versa.Yellow starts you off with a Pikachu and is based more on the anime, so you can get a Bulbasaur, Charmander, and Squirtle as you go through the story. But it has a lot of Pokemon missing to make up for it.
>>33611452Anon, are you being held at gunpoint?
>>33611449I don't understand how people can spend so much time in the bathroom boomers especially love doing this and I don't get it, I just shit and get out of there, the toilet is fucking uncomfortable
>>33611436mi support it in the "it will always exist and trying to get rid of it is retarded" sense, i certainly don't support the status quo
>>33611449Fucking corpo propaganda trying to make me take shorter bathroom breaks.
>>33611460haha n-no :))))
>>33611463Congratulations anon you’ve won an extra 10 mins bathroom break!
>>336110594’10I don’t complain about height difference I know I’m too small
>>33611464Idk why you're mad at me.
>>33611464I'm sorry is this supposed to be a comeback or something?
>>33611468we love 4'10 japanese femanon
>>33611468why you so tiny?
>>33611468I think I saw you in a meme with a tall redhead.
>>33611406Coke is way better than alcohol, it’s even better than pussy itself, I wish I owned all the coke in the world
>>33611349A little bit. Have you tried therapy?
Either genderTell me about one of your favorite games. Doesn't have to be your absolute favorite.
>>33611471I would love her if she was 4'11". Such a shame
>>33611059>What's your height?5'9>What height difference feels just right?I don't have much experience with the opposite sex, but at least a few inches of difference would be nice. He has to at least be the same height as me if nothing else. >When does a height difference become too much?I don't think any normal man could realistically be too tall for me. I think large height gaps are extremely sexy, but god cursed me to be the height of the average man. On the other end though, if I have to look down to make eye contact with him, or bend down a bit to kiss him, he's too short.
>>33611475Still not as good as bbc.
>>33611477MMinecraft is the closest i have ever felt to going on a real adventure
>>33611471Woo! Thank you>>33611472I don’t know I didn’t chose it
>>33611468>eentsy poster is backcute <3
women, what do you think of men that wear a lot of black clothes? too edgy?
>>33611480Gary you didn’t have to pop your little head into this thread but I’m glad you did welcome and have some coke please
>>33611478Why?
>>33611411>cokeThis is the first time I've heard this lol. I know plenty that drink like a sailor and some chainsmoke but that's the extent of it
>>33611477mi'm hoping at least one of whatever games i make will end up on some of these anon's lists someday
>>33611484What would you have chosen instead?
>>33611476Yes but I feel like they laugh at me and that they think I'm being dramatic
>>33611484I had an ex that was 4'10, she was very cute so don't worry :)
>>33611277>state gender and favorite pokemon. F. Munchlax and Trubbish :D they make me happy.
>>33611477MLast Blade 2 is a really beautiful game. Released in 1998 for 1990 hardware with some of the most amazing spritework I've ever seen. The whole game is pretty somber, set in the Bakumatsu period and all. One character, if you keep killing opponents instead of beating them nonlethally, gets mindbroken by it by the end.Oh and the game itself is fun too.
>>33611496They definitely shouldn't laugh at you. It's their job to help anxious people.
>>33611489im being silly
>>33611477MGrounded7 days to diePubgMetro 2033Codmw2 the firstHalo
>>33611448>women would you try tazing your nipple?No, but I've fantasized a few times about having a partner use an electric cattle prod on me, so if I had a partner who wanted to use a cattle prod on my nipples I'd let him. Has to be done by a partner though. It's not hot if it's self-inflicted.
>>33611432Not really, it's a very white area...
>>33611509are those as strong as tazers? >It's not hot if it's self-inflictedLmao fair enough
>>33611490You have actually be rich to be able to afford coke, it’s the white mans drug of choice, meth is just poorfag coke that’s why coming down from it feels like death
>>33611493A little higher, easier to find clothes
>>33611509That sounds fun. What about clamps or clothespins?
Women, how often are you genuinely offended or upset by a guy asking you out or expressing interest in you?Have you ever called the police on a man for doing this?
>>33611509I used to spank my ex with a bug zapper it was so cringe thinking about it now
women, do you vote?
>>33611477F. I've been a Pokémon autist for at least 2 decades now, but Sun and Moon are what reinvigorated my love for the franchise. I kinda became a casual during late gen 5~gen 6, but SM was so good. I loved the story, the character focus, the twist on the usual Pokémon formula, everything. It even brought back my favourite character from gen 3. I binged the game in one weekend, and started watching the anime again and actually following the franchise closely again. It's a shame USUM ruined everything that made SM so good, though.
>>33611525I think you mean>Women, do you Pokemon Go to the polls?
>>33611477F-Mount and blade warband (song of ice and fire modpack)-Mount and blade Bannerlord-Mass effects 1 to 3-Dragon age 1 and Awakening (fuck the the rest of the series)-Europa universalis 4-Crusader Kings 3-GroundedWarmane and Turtlewow>once I get the money I will try Baldurs gate 3
>>33611520>Women, how often are you genuinely offended or upset by a guy asking you out or expressing interest in you?kinda often>Have you ever called the police on a man for doing this?so far it hasn't come to that
>>33611514I literally only see them in rich white posh clubs and casinos, never met a Korean girl in a dive bar, but then again those could just be rich chinese women
>>33611529God i miss 2016. The world was so different.
>>33611531Very, very based
>>33611526>It's a shame USUM ruined everything that made SM so good, though.I felt the same way. USUM made me decide not to play the newer games anymore and just replay the older ones. I liked the Ultra Necrozma stuff, but then, that was basically all that was of value that was added. "Ultra changes" my ass.
>entj deleted his replykek so pathetic
Lets vote for prom king and queen of atoga?
>>33611529I physically recoiled reading this.I had forgotten about it, but the cringe had saturated my bones.
>>33611477FElden Ring. Beautiful and dangerous world, you can replay it many times trying different weapons and spells. When you arrive the story has already happened long time ago and you can only learn bits and pieces along the way. you feel alone in it.
Women can you please buy me a nintendo switch 2 for Christmas?
>>33611531Based boomette ppayin mass effect
>>33611543>Lets vote for prom king and queen of atoga?We don't have those here: do you just pick who you think is most attractive?
>>33611500That’s nice, thanks
>>33611550Wait you got banned? What was the reason?
>>33611542he's ban evading
>>33611517You'd still be short, just less short?
>>33610416its not just the waist. there's guys with snatched waists but wider or even just square hips. these guys have hips that also stay really thin.
>>33611553That’s because everybody will vote for me, it’s just not a fair competition for the cels
>>33611477Gauntlet dark legacy. Music. Colorful. Scary sometimes. Simplistic game design. I wish they could make another one like it. [Inb4 they did, that top down was so trash]
>>33611559You haven't posted face so I think you can't be king
>>33611515>are those as strong as tazers?No clue, but I see them in porn occasionally and it seems hot. I'd assume it's not as strong though given how the reaction is usually just the girl jumping or yelping, rather than spazzing out like taze victims sometimes do. >>33611518Yeah I'm all for those. I've tried clothespins a few time and I like them, but they're usually not that strong. I wanna try actual clamps though. But again, this is something I'd prefer someone else do to me rather than doing it to myself.>>33611522Kek, I'd try that desu. >>33611525Sometimes, yeah. I'm fucked in the head though and sometimes dream of dating a traditional guy with different political values to me who refuses to let me go vote because I'm a woman.>posting in ATOGA>Captcha S20GA
>>33611555I’ll post here as long as I like and I will post whatever I like thanks
how do people keep bathtubs clean? i take baths a lot and my dead skin builds up around the edges and its really hard to clean. like a whole layer of grey gunk i have to scrape off.
Girls, do you ever let your bf cum on your face?
>>33611477I liked the Prey 2017 game.My giga-brain completely hacked the mechanics. Modern games are grindfests for literal 8 year olds. That was a rare exception.Elder Ring is hands down the best game ever made. Absolutely stylin on fools with the wing of astel and an offhand whip never gets old.
>>33611520Sometimes, they ask me out because they want sex and not romance.
Men, do you do porn?
>>33611532What usually offends you? Is it the men themselves, the way they do it? Something else?
>>33611564idk if this is good for the drain but typically i'll let the tub fill up with hot water, and then it is trivial to clean. what you seeing probably isn't dead skin, but just dried soap from the bath water evaporating.
>>33611547Please tell me you've at least played dark souls 2011
>>33611477Either Minecraft, Ocarina of Time, or Klonoa. They're all just so much fun>>33611560Based. Used to play that game with my brother on PS2
>>33611477Outer Wilds is the best game of all time.
>>33611569How can you tell?
Women, lap pillows. Yay or Nay?
>>33611569>she knows the inner intentions of complete strangers
>>33611541I enjoyed gens 8 & 9 (bdslop doesn't count), but I can't blame you for dropping the games after the train wreck that was USUM. My main issue was how they took Lillie's story about escaping an abusive mother and learning to be her own person, only to be like "oh but actually lusamine meant well, she's not actually evil and abusive, just misunderstood." It felt like such a slap in the face. I was also bitter they made Anabel irrelevant in the post-game to shill the Rainbow Rocket BS. >>33611548No because I need someone to buy ME a Switch 2.
>>33611570No.This is also obviously a bullshit story. nobody would ever find or associate a person, especially a guy for appearing in a weird niche genre. You can't tell me every HR department is just full of people who watch 'dude fucking food' porn. This is obviously just him advertising his shitty niche OF or something.
>>33611557Yeah that would be nice. I don’t think about it since I can’t change it. I accept who I am. How tall are you and how tall do you want to be?
>>33611570fucking food doesn't even sound fun
>>33611565I don’t have one, but I would
>>33611577sure, if I'm sitting on a couch. But I don't want to do the whole kneeling thing. I find that position uncomfortable, especially for long periods of time.
>>33611580>No because I need someone to buy ME a Switch 2.I get you one, you get me one. Deal?
>>33611585NTA. It's really good for your skin.
>>33611580It was very bizarre for the plot to still go almost all the way with Lusamine still being the villain, with us even seeing all the Pokesicles, but then uh nope she's good now at the last second :)I did try a very small bit of BDSP. Couldn't stand it. I know ORAS aren't perfect but I was able to really enjoy them, BDSP just made me go play Diamond again.
>>33611561We have all seen your face already coomer dalit pajeet kek
>>33611579She's probably busty, lol.
>>33611582That’s literally how my YT channel gained traction lol people love to see incels humiliate themselves
>>33611477MNiGHTS into Dreams... - do aerial acrobatics as an androgynous jester through children's dreamscapes and battle bizarre creatures to restore dream energy and save the worldSpace Channel 5: Part 2 - report the news while dance battling through swinging 60s-style spacecraft alongside Michael Jackson to save the galaxy from dancing madnessSonic CD - run and spin your way through trippy landscapes across four different timezones to collect colourful gems and stop a fat man with a big moustache from destroying the planet
>>33611582It takes one person recognizing his kitchen to bust him and make it so that in the end everyone knows idiot.
Women would you be mad if i used your shampoo?
>>33611573Yes, I’m playing now actually I’m on new game +3
>>33611601If you used half the bottle to wash your body or so or emptied it without throwing it out/replacing it and I find out when I'm already in the shower and reach for it, yeah.
>>33611576They say or hint that’s what they want
>>33611599If HR departments cared about people doing porn online then about 80% of the women employed in them would be well known. He's just attention seeking, like everybody who does porn.
Disgusting brown creature, get out of my sight
>>33611577My lap was made for his non butt.
>>33611610Lmao, quality OC
Guys i dont care about ENTJ or him being indian. Can you stop having the same conversation over and over please?
>>33611565I have. Would rather swallow it to avoid the mess.>>33611601I actually might be. My stuff is usually a bit more expencive than what guys use. Mine isnt head, body, skin, wiper fluid, motor oil and lighter fluid 6 in 1 stuff.And I mighty have bought it for a reason. I'd be less angry if you tasted it out of curiosity because it smells good.
>>33611590I think BDSP is the only mainline Pokémon game I haven't completed (well, I'm a fake and still need to play the original gen 2 games, but I plan on getting to those after I finish my current replay of yellow). It was just...... DP again. But with ugly chibis. I'll never forgive TPC for this. I wanted a proper gen 4 remake. I know we got Legends Arceus but I wanted to see the towns and cities of modern day Sinnoh reimagined. I wanted to see the characters get redesigns (I wanted team galactic to get even sluttier outfits), I wanted aspects of Platinum to be added, like how HGSS had Eusine or how ORAS had the Delta chapter. I'm so disappointed that Sinnoh will just never get the remake it deserves.Apparently it also fucked over the manga. According to a friend, they had been dropping lore hints for gen 4 characters only for new sinnoh chapters to never happen due to the lack of a proper remake. It's just so disappointing. Hoping one day in the distant future, they decide to do another sinnoh remake, but this isn't KANTOOOOOO so it's unlikely.
>>33611615these are the shit hours sadly
>>33611609Or maybe most people aren't dumb enough to put anything in their porn that makes them identifiable.
>>33611602Dark Souls lady?
he's gonna start crashing out lmao
>>33611595I’m flat..
>>33611616You personally posted that image like 2,000 times on r9k, get real
>>33611601I wonder what shampoo he uses.I wouldn't be mad. I'd be mildly confused though.
>>33611623Yeah! One of them at least
Women really do hate men, don't they?
I want to put my head between her thighs and lap her tears away with my tongue
>>33611634Anon, I don't think those are tears.
>>33611626If you think so lol
>>33611636Sabrina Carpenter told me otherwise
women would you let a bf use this on you?
>>33611633>I was merely pretending to be a fat ugly jeet lol
>>33611477MI love ico and shadow of the colossus, I just love the music and the atmosphere and the general feel of those games so much also really like demon's souls oddly enough it has the same vibe as those two games, didn't like the dark souls games as much (though I really did enjoy 1 and 2)
>>33611631They don't hate men but ime they hate a lack of competence and confidenceSo if you're a loser you're fighting an uphill battle getting into anyone's good books. Imo best not to worry about it and just keep your head down and look after #1, or they'll chew you up and spit you out>>33611638Sabrina Carpenter is also not actually a carpenter or a witch. Don't believe everything you read on the internet
>>33611565I have never experienced such a thing, but I think I would like it
>>33611610i have never an indian guy built like that, maybe he is right
>>33611645No, they hate non-loser men too.
>>33611620Poor anon. :( I had a lot of nostalgia for Pearl, but was lucky enough to be disillusioned with Pokemon at the time. It probably really hurt if you still had hope for them. Didn't they mess with the Underground too?>(I wanted team galactic to get even sluttier outfits)I chuckled. Also I always thought Saturn was a lady when I first played.>>33611630The one I talked about SMW with?
>>33611625>I'm perfectftfy
>>33611642NAG but my highschool gf actually bought one of these for me because I liked using it on myselfI think it was originally for the cat or something
>>33611642Aw yis*flops tongue aheago*
>>33611653>*flops tongue aheago*please never say that again
>>33611642Sure, but I'm not really sure I understand the purpose of these. Wouldn't being petted by his hand achieve the same results?
>>33611642Sure
>>33611649Yeah! Did you play something else or are you doing the two other SMW saves?
>>33611644Shadow of the Colossus is fucking beautiful man. Looking at the cut colossi and imagining them really makes me feel something.https://youtu.be/-jk14dx27w8?si=tumIMLVwQ4S1hEyH
>>33611655Sorry, I don't make any promises to nobodies.
>>33611654Well yeah, I'm not a lesbian.
>>33611642a guy I took to bed literally thought that was a clitoral stimulator. so no...
>>33611625Booty then?
>>33611657Its a little different i think. Its feels like its scratching your brain
>>33611651What’s ftfy
>>33611663What if I’m Ohio
>>33611631No, just you and those that are like you.
>>33611668Fixed that for you. "I'm flat" was a typo and "I'm perfect" was the correction.
>>33611665d-did he bring it with him?
foids, i think my brain is a little sad. how can i make the poor thing a little happier? he's sad about something that can't change (break up). usually i take him flirting on atoga but that's not working tonight
>>33611676You're wrong.
>>33611654quality over quantity
>>33611663>nobodiesGood thing i'm a Heartless
>>33611661Did you ever make it to Artorias?I still haven't decided what to play next. I just got Super Mario Collection/All-Stars and I'm tempted to put it to use. But I also still have Donkey Kong Country and Yoshi's Island to play. Or I could play something on one of the Sega consoles. What do you think?
>>33611678yes he did
>>33611679Brian needs a win. Figure out how to give him that. Idk, go for a new PR at the gym or so.
>>33611681100% porn fed coomer cope
>>33611673You're not.>>33611683Cringe
>>33611665unironically i would do this bit to a girl as a sam hyde-esque bit where i try to gaslight her that that's a real sex toy. so fucking funny.
>>33611642Isn't that a fucking kitchen whisk?
>>33611680Ok.
Any snowbunnies ITT?
>>33611664>>33611681You waste your time with him. Filter and enjoy the rest of the thread.
>>33611666I have good butt hehe
>>33611692>Cringe
>>33611642If a man used one of those on me I'd marry him on the spot desu. >>33611649>Didn't they mess with the Underground too?Yeah, they did. They added wild pokemon which was neat, but in exchange the sucked the soul out of it. Your base can only hold statues, nothing else. No fun traps or anything you can set around the underground. I knew from the ads to keep my expectations on the floor, but now that all multiplayer shit works with internet and I actually have online friends, I at least wanted to play with them in the underground, stalk their secret bases, and harass them with the most annoying traps possible. But no, they had to steal that from me, too :(>Also I always thought Saturn was a lady when I first played.I can't remember if I thought he was a girl or not, but I do know I wanted to fuck him. I was robbed of a slutty Saturn redesign and I will have TPC's heads for this.
>>33611711Called it :)
>>33611689it's been months...he's had plenty of wins, seems he's just a bit hung up. oh well, thank you for responding, if his attitude doesn't improve he might have to be sentence to two hours on the Cock Polisher
>>33611677Oh! That’s a compliment? My English is not great heh
>>33611696No, bro.
>>33611716Well duh, a win only lasts for so long for emotional regulation. You're supposed to find someone else whilst the cope is still effective.
>>33611667Ah okay. I think that sounds nice
>>33611718yes it was meant to be a compliment :)
women would you date a man who is right handed but jerks off with his left hand?
>>33611642this is the head massage thing right?
>>33611688Lol, I wonder where he got the idea from?
Need a 4'10 asian gf I can give my BWC too
>>33611708not a total solution since he also posts and shits up the thread without his name
>>33611585>>33611619>>33611646Would you cum on his face?
>>33611728Porn
>>33611718Go back to your shithole country ESL
>>33611727yee
>>33611662shadow of the colossus and ico are one of the few games I would call art, I love them so muchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvYmAfGcgF8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6N7wEzSRPWQ
>>33611713It's bizarre. ORAS turned the secret bases from a little novelty to something actually fun and useful. BDSP just totally fucked the underground up from the sounds of it.>I will have TPC's heads for this.Please go for it. This new Pokemon Legends looks unpleasant, and I fear what will happen if they do Unova remakes.
>>33611732Lame.
>>33611729>too mfs be like this and then wonder why nobody want to touch their worm
>>33609970MProbably something about jews
Men, would you dump a girl for not liking dinos?(Can't be me, I like em)
>>33611687Yeah I did. I don’t know how you are suppose to defeat him normally, so I use Iron Flesh and just stab him thousand times.Do you have Sega Dreamcast?
>>33611733piss off indian lover
>>33611730You can filter 'chad' and 'saar' as well to nuke 99% of his posts.
>>33611743Not liking and not thinking they were real are very different things you dumbfuck.
>>33611720oh, well that explains it, i haven't bothered looking for someone else, or had much an appetite to look at all. is this this really the entire game? i don't like it...
>>33611739Just let a wigga make a typo after working a 12 hour shift...>>33611742Fine shyt
>>33611743If I told you people the sky was blue you would ask for a source
>>33611688was the sex terrible?
>>33611752Asians girls are so boring bro idk why everyone’s simps for them so much like zero personality they’re just fuck toys lol
>>33611749I'm eepy and full of milk. I'm sorry for mixing it up.
>>33611750Yeah, your brian wants you to breed. And every day you fail to breed it will demand a win that makes it feel like you are working towards being able to breed. Hence the fapping or the wins. It won't be content until it feels like it can breed again. Such is live of an animal with the instinct to keep the species alive.
>>33611744I honestly didn't know tanking was an option in Dark Souls. I've never seen gameplay where anybody did that instead of dodge rolling constantly.I do have Dreamcast. It's hooked up right alongside Genesis, Saturn, and Super Famicom. Any game in mind?
>>33611728desu. No idea. That was the second time we ever had sex, and we were at my place. I have no idea where he pulled it from as he was going down on me.But I noticed immediately when the cold beads touched me.There was nothing funny about it, and that is when I re-evaluated everything about that relationship.
>>33611743>Not thinking dinosaurs were realAre we back in the early 2000s when fundamental Christians were saying that Satan put dinosaur fossils to trick people?
>>33611692I could be, and I insist you don’t post like that again
>>33611744NTA but it's an rpg you can beat him however you want
>>33611745I matched with a jeet last night and she hasn’t replied yet and I’m not even interested but I want to fuck at least one indian so I can tick it off my bucketlist
women, what do you think a bf would add to your life?
>>33611766oh, that's creepy. I figured he pulled it out of a bag to show you.
Women, whats your safeword and why is it supercalifragilisticexpialidocious?
>>33611775Yeah, stress.
>>33611760i do not want to be human. if i could split my brain into pieces and install them into my limbs like an octopus, i would. i really love people, really growing to dislike humanity.
>>33611775Dick
>>33611768Or what
>>33611737>This new Pokemon Legends looks unpleasantI'm gonna buy it, but my hopes are low. I also don't have a switch 2, so I'm excited for my switch 1 copy to run like absolute dog shit. (I refuse to buy the switch 2 until they release a cuter model (or at least cuter joycons) because the grey is so fucking ugly. However, I'll also unwillingly buy it if they announce switch 2 exclusive gen 10 or splatoon 4 before a different model.) >I fear what will happen if they do Unova remakes.Yeah, same. I want remakes but not if they're a repeat of BDSP........
>>33611775companionship. affection. support. cuddles. idk, the usual stuff
Valk what do you think of thishttps://youtube.com/shorts/ou9hZslE8wM?si=nqEvgHxULZgHSMOx
>>33611777No
>>33610342A bit, but I want to protect her.
>>33611779Thats the suicidal tendencies that start to seep in when the brian gets more bitter about not being able to breed. It wants to cull any dead ends to avoid wasting resources. It's very efficient like that.
>>33611785NTA.>https://youtube.com/watch/ou9hZslE8wM?si=nqEvgHxULZgHSMOxFixed link.
>>33611775Unironically a purpose. Right now I'm kinda aimlessly wasting my days away, but I know the one thing I want in life is a family. So if I had a bf, that goal would actually feel achievable and life would have meaning again.
>>33611785Not gonna trick me, you bully.
>>33611778why do you want one then?>>33611780couldn't you get that from hook ups?>>33611784cool>>33611791you dont have any other ambitions in life?
>>33611792It’s Charlie though
>>33611777>having a safeword *spits*
>>33610342On the contrary, it'll be good precedent for when she interacts with my AI daughter.
Who the fuck is Brian
>>33611795that would just make me even hornier though
should i/how do i bring up to my coworker the hookup we had a few days ago. its my first time seeing him since and neither of us have brought it up we’ve just been acting like nothing happened. does this mean he doesnt want it to happen again or are we both just too scared to bring it up. we were both pretty drunk so maybe he regrets it idk
>>33611793>why do you want one then I don't? >>33611798
>>33611787nta but this is sweet desu. makes me feel like slightly less of a lonely loser for using AI to socialize some days
>>33611801In men's minds women usually feel guilty after sex or some other mysterious emotion we can't understand. He obviously wants it to happen again
>>33611798None of your business.
>>33611777FI am a basic person. Only had one with my ex husband.it was "Oink oink"Now that I think about it that was hilarious.
Women, what are men for?Men, what are women for?
>>33611758Depends on the Asian. I think Chinese are usually the worst
Women, do you want to see your friends (female or male) naked? Have you manager to achieve that?
>>33611798WHO THE FUCK IS brian?
>>33611794It's probably mean.*hmph*
>>33611791moid hands
>>33611725Aw thanks <3
>>33611811>Men, what are women for?Hugs and telling me nice things when im sad and watching anime with me
>>33611810Damn... he really saw you as a slam pig.
>>33611798Damn it, Britney, just ask for Jared
>>33611733Your soul is ugly
>>33611789well, i didn't say i want to die, in fact i would certainly stay alive to spite my brain if it started becoming unjustifiably suicidal. i only want to strip the humanness (and even then, only the icky parts, plenty of things about people worth celebrating), everything else is fine
>>33611806how should i bring it up ?? “hahaha remember when we hooked up that was crazy, are you free tonight?” im very socially inept and ive never been in this situation before so idk
>>33611793>you dont have any other ambitions in life?Not particularly. I have no interest in wage slaving, and I struggle to follow through with hobbies or improve skills to the point I can do something with them. I just want a comfy family life where I can give my children the close, loving, attentive household I never had. But I kinda need a man for that. >>33611819?????? Do you think women are incapable of wanting families?
>>33611816What game is this?
>>33611811>Women, what are men for?to cuddle and give lots of love and pleasure them (even if I don't get to cum)
goodnight and I don't like any of you>squishes your boobespecially you
>>33611795Fuck safe words I make every girl my bitch because my pleasure comes before hers
>>33611820<3hope you have a nice day/night
>>33611806Guilty?I was inceribly hyper, super happy like "I got laid" and "WOOOOOOOO!"I get like 400 to 600% energy boost from the fact that I was penetrated and start to bother the poor man who did it. poking, prodding, giggling.Getting there is the best feeling ever and there is no way I would be guilty about it in any way shape or form.
>>3360997021 bans for ban evasion
>>33611827Obviously. I'm just saying that your brain will get more and more unhappy, bitter, uneasy, tense, impatient, irritable and so on with every day that passes without breeding. It's telling you that something isn't right and thats the beginning of suicidal ideations.
>>33611801Are you hoping to continue? Or just not have things be awkward?
>>33611822very cute
>>33611782I’m a Sonic fan who bought Sonic 06, I know about brand loyalty. And I cannot blame you on the Switch 2 - it and the Wii U are the only Nintendo consoles I’ve never owned and it honestly feels quite similar to those days online.
>>33611840What the fuck is this
I want a bf who I decide on a safe word with, only for him to ignore when I use it and just fuck me even harder because it turns him on.
>>33611828Back in my day a woman would send you a picture of her leg hanging out of the bath or something, or just ask to hang out
>>33611811Getting their boob eat, bending over, and cooking
>>33609970flarped as rick poster and got banned for off topicworth it
>>33611814to be honest i have sort of compartmentalized my brain to the point that i pretty much never think about sex unless i am alone. its like i don't even remember its a thing, people have made fun of me for it.
>>33611840Based Gary overlord of the ban
>>33611843i would like it to happen again
>>33611846a visual representation of his iq
>>33611814No, they're friends because I'm not attracted to them.
women would you let your bf come over just so he could nap in your bed that smells like you?
Femanons, what's the best sex you've ever had?
>>33611858No, is he a dog or what?
>>33609970can't remember if i got banned or warned but it was for a post on here about white bread a few months ago
>>33611842oh gotcha. well we'll see who wins that game of chicken. thanks for entertaining a stranger's schizotypy, anon
>>33611859That one time my bf was mad as fuck because I made out with another guy and he finally had some fire in him. The things you have to do to get some good dick these days...
>>33611811>Women, what are men for?Men are for impregnating women, leading the household, doing manual labour, and dying in war.
>>33611860whats wrong with being a dog?
>>33611858yeah sure, thats cute
>>33611860so what if i am? i'm nta but my nose is really sensitive, i'd unironically sleep in a place just because it smelled a lot like someone i love.
>>33610026hot
>>33611862Alright, good luck.
>>33611846>>33611855It’s your brain on steroids if it could get erect
>>33611868I'm not into bestiality. >>33611871Do you also need a binkie with that?
>>33609970F, never been banned but did get a warning once for going a bit too far with my misogyny kink hornyposting and saying that men should be allowed to torture women.
>>33611852>i pretty much never think about sex unless i am alone.>People have made fun of me for itAre you supposed to think about sex in public? I mean my mind will wonder but I try to keep it clean because why would I think about that in public
>>33611846It’s two sticks of butter 3 tubs of icecream and a loaf of bread covered in 3 different kinds of powdered sugar being mashed with a toilet plunger on a flattop
>>33611876does it taste like her? otherwise i'm not interested, pal
>>33611853How’re you doing man
>>33611876I love the way mommy is talking to me ooo insult me harder!
>>33611830>Do you think women are incapable of wanting families?Yes.
I've heard that some women like big noses on men. Why?
>>33611881i don't think so, but i've been shocked by people in movies hooking up to the point where i gasp like its a jumpscare, i've had people make sex jokes and i'll just be like "huh?", that kind of thing. its not just not thinking about it, it's like, a mental block. at home i'm totally fine being horny though, idk.
>>33611764Toy Commander. It’s really good
Femanon needs a bucket of cold water emptied on her
>>33611888I have a big nose (not Jewish) they don't like us
>>33611888They just like big things that's their thing
There are no foids ITT tonight
>>33611888Men aren't supposed to have neotenous features that make them look pretty or cute. You're a man, not a little girl. Look the part by being big and rough around the edges.
women do you like creampies? how long has it been since you got one?what about anal creampies?
>>33611769Yeah I know but people say it doesn’t count and it’s annoying
>>33611888Is his nose big?
>>33611845>it and the Wii U are the only Nintendo consoles I’ve never ownedI never had a Wii U since it released when I was too young to buy it myself but too old to feel like I could ask my family to buy it for me. I regret it though because I always feel out of place among splatoon fans since I never got to play the original game. I'll definitely get a Switch 2 eventually since it's sure to have games I refuse to skip, but I'm hoping they release a model that's less hideous before that happens.
>>33611871It’s magical. Peak olfactory therapy that candles and incenses attempt to replicate
>>33611900Yes. Four days. Idk but I'd like one.
>>33611896jp femanon is here. she's nice
>>33611865I really hope he ends up dumping you one day
>>33611887lol. quit huffing the blackpill and go outside for once in your life.
>>33611908Unlikely
>>33611889Oh. I get why they would tease you if you don't pick up sex jokes, but maybe you're just modest, which I think is respectable.
>>33611906>Idk but I'd like one.have you already done anal?
>Older brother started balding when he was 21>i'm now 27 and i still haven't started baldingAm i safe, or should i still be worried?
>>33611888I've always thought that the greek and italian look of noses are very defined and masculine, aesthetically pleasing in a way. they frame the face very well. that's what comes to mind for me, anyway
>>33611912Yes, I just can't remember when the last time was. Which is concerning.
>>33611775Happiness
>>33611909It's not blackpill. It's just not being delusional.
>>33611891That’s a great one for multiplayer too isn’t it? Unfortunately I don’t have it on disc, only emulator. :(>>33611904I’m sure the majority of Splatoon fans got into it with 2, anon.What games in particular, even unannounced, are you looking forward to most? Next gen Mario or Zelda? Fire Emblem?
>>33611876idk what to say anon, i was basically blind as a kid suppose my relationship to my senses is weird as a result. nose really strong, sounds have a very shaped feeling, an otherwise 10/10 unicorn could lose my interest because her voice describes a bad shape. skin super sensitive. just how i am...
>>33611900I like the idea of them, never had one, and no, thank you
>>33611913You can start balding at any age.
>>33611859I’ll let you know when I have experience
>>33611913No you should still worry and be privy of his health habits so you can avoid them.
>>33611921>a mole rat yeah, pass
>>33611916do it today then
>>33611907She doesn’t like white guys
>>33611859FSorry for hornyposting, but you asked.>We were laying on the sofa>10.10.2017>watching supernatural season 5 episode 6>his hands wandered under my shirt like normal>this time it was a bit different>I guided his hand into my pants>He gently caressed me, rolling that finger on my clit>kissing, biting, nibbling my neck>he spoke softly right against my neck too>just that kind of soft speak that made me shiver>The other hand had sneaked its way to my pants too>fingers started to rub on my butthole>sneaked a finger on my pussy to get it lubricated, while the other hand got me closer and closer to orgasmI dont know if it was involuntary or purposeful, but the hands around me squeezed me tighter and tighter and that was so hot.>He lifted me to another position with his hands alone>I swear I had a small orgasm by this point>He spread my legs and started to push it into my butt with no lube>by some miracle it happened>I used my weight to get him deeper into me>his fingers still worked their magic on meThats how it went on, and I got my best orgasm to date.The magic of getting lifted up and "used" its amazing.
>>33611884I’m doing good man juggling between tinder hoes and trying to score an gram of coke life’s good here in chadville
>>33611927I doubt I'll see him until the weekend after next, but I'll keep it in mind.
>>33611926self-conscious about your voice? :P
>>336119311. I'm not white lmao2. Its not like im trying to date her...
>>33611919Children are being born every day of course women want families, do you even talk to other people outside of this website?
>>33611913It’s over for balding manlet sub5’s
>>33611932I got a boner
>>33611865>That one time my bf was mad as fuck because I made out with another guy and he finally had some fire in him. The things you have to do to get some good dick these days...That's a yikes. Do you have BPD?
>>33611902eh those are just the annoying try hards that think they're favorite game is le hardest game ever made when in reality they're just handicapping themselves for no good reason lol
>>33611937No, but I couldn't help but imagine you using your hands to navigate your surroundings, sniffing and stopping to listen. It was very unarousing imagery.
>>33611920I think so, but the story mode is the best.
>>33611914I wouldn't call a roman nose "big", same volume just shaped differently
Women is it cringe if a man mostly plays JRPGs?
>>33611854>i would like it to happen againProbably make a joke about it then?
>>33611914>please be a biological woman
>>33611932Hot
>>33611944Yeah, it’s in the game, use it.Last time I found the pendant, I had no idea. It’s so good for Manus
>>33611932ok that's pretty hot
>>33611939They're being born in far fewer numbers than even ten years ago. The real fertility rate in the US right now is probably less than one child per woman. Some people estimate less than half that. And it's even worse than that because the women that do have children usually have multiple, and having children out of wedlock or being a single mother is still relatively common. So the rate of women getting married, having children, and staying with their husband is abysmally low.
I am 29 years old and I basically only eat chicken tenders. Has anyone trained themselves as an adult to enjoy more kinds of food? Recently I have tried cheese pizza and a hamburger. I could eat a few bites of both without gagging, which I would've as a kid, but I wasn't a big fan of either.
>>33611920>What games in particular, even unannounced, are you looking forward to most?Really just Splatoon 4 and any new Pokémon games (my pipedream is a Pokémon Ranger game). A new Xenoblade would also be nice, but I still haven't played my copy of Xenoblade X so I gotta finish that first. The price increase means I probably won't be branching out much beyond these games, though. It's gonna be well over $100 in my currency. I can't afford to spend that on a franchise I'm not already invested in. I'm hoping we eventually get a good switch 2 emulator so I can pirate the games where I can't justify the high price tag. >>33611950I respect it. They're not all RPGs but 99% of the games I play are made in Japan so I wouldn't judge a man for that.
>>33611962>gaggedJust kys pls.
>>33611950It’s common where I live so no
>>33611962Try to make home made chicken tenders. Bread and fry them yourself
What is appealing about "cum tributes" to the people who like those?
>>33611958I could never figure out how to use that pendant but I did found it oh funny thing! last time I played dark souls for some reason the special effects for the bosses' attacks were invisible so I had to beat manus while being unable to see his projectiles, good thing I still remembered his attacks but now I wonder if there's something wrong with my pc
>>33611967Obviously the humiliation.
>>33611932You left the part off where his dick got covered in your poop kek
>>33611967gooner activities
>>33611962You have ARFID. Exposure therapy is the only way to change your tastebuds because you (likely) aren't varying your diet enough.
>>33611967seeing cum, they're gay
>>33611865Have you cheated?
>>33611970American moment
>>33611975>Exposure therapyYou can’t make incels go outside
>>33611967>What is appealing about "cum tributes" to the people who like those?Some women like knowing they made a guy cum
>>33611977That was the only time I made out with someone else so I guess it depends on how you define cheating.
>>33611968Wow you found the secret difficulty setting hehe~ Do play other souls games?
>>33611943Ofc she does she loves guys like me lmao we own space in their heads
women whats the appeal of veiny hands?
>>33611950No.But try to expand your palette beyond just RPGs in general.
>>33611935Good man
>>33611985>she loves guys like meI'd much rather skin myself alive than interact with you irl in any way or form disgusting jeet.
>>33611946I see. I’ll make sure to see about getting it, if I don’t mod the DC first. Sonic Adventure okay for tonight?>>33611963Pokemon Ranger 3(?) seems like it would work well with that mouse control thing it has going.I can’t judge. I bought my Switch with nothing I wanted to play on it other than Smash. A Switch 2 emulator might eventually happen - if the people behind it and supporting it can shut up about stealing games.
>>33611975Yeah, that seems to be what I have. I have been trying to branch out a little bit, but I feel like maybe my tongue is just friend by this point. I very much disliked cheese pizza. I can enjoy cheese sticks (as long as there's not too much cheese) and I just wished it didn't have tomato sauce. The burger was okay but I didn't want to keep forcing myself to eat it. I also tried bacon recently and I didn't really dislike it but it wasn't my cup of tea. Is seeing an expert the only way?
>>33611987Signals low body fat and good vascular health. That means hard boners and good overall fitness.
>>33611989Kek>>33611990You wouldn't kiss him in front of your bf?
>>33611984yeah I played demon's souls, that one is my personal favorite and I also played 2 never played 3 because up until recently I had a bad pc but now I'm just waiting for it to go on sale because lol I'm not paying that much for that game, I played a bit of bloodborne on my brother's ps4 but didn't finish it (because it's not my ps4) I've played other fromsoftware game though, I beat the original king's field (jp) and played some of 2 and a bit of everquest
women who is the hottest man of all time?
>>33611994>low body fatNot necessarily>good vascular healthNo it doesn't, I've had high blood pressure my whole life and I have veiny hands, also drinking guinness will give you giga-veins but that isn't exactly a healthy habit
>>33611997NTASame. Love Demon Souls out of all the Souls OGs. It just nails the medieval fantasy so well.
>>33611994>That means hard bonersShit, it finally makes sense.
>>33612000Obviously you retard. But you can see at a glance if someone has big veins because he's on the verge of a heart attack or because he's pumping with vril.
>>33611991Yeah hehe that game is so silly
>>33612006It is. I honestly want to try some Big fishing. It’s been a long and tiring day.
>>33612005>or because he's pumping with vril.In his defense, you keep stealing it.
>>33611945lmao i'm not blind now, had a bunch of surgeries as a kid so i was just like that for the first few years. it mostly translates to me being jumpy and is probably why i talk quietly unless i remember to speak up (which is still all unattractive to women but at least it isn't mole-rat tier)
what information about the opposite gender were you surprised to learn?
>>33612002Nothing is random fren.
>>33612001also has the best knight armor design in the series and I love the cloudy sky and I love the music and the nexus and the characters (which the remake redesigned for some reason and it makes me very angry) fuck now I want to play it again
>>33611816What a pipeworker
>>33612010The location of the vagina.
>>33611990Love you too Chelsea Dagger
>>33611997King’s Field is impossible! Dark Souls 3 is fine, wait for a good sale. And maybe you get to play Sekiro and Elden Ring too when you have a new PC!
>>33611978Sure keep coping
>>33612008Ok, and? He's a man, he can just make more. Unless he's a weak man. Which is not my problem.
>>33611991>Pokemon Ranger 3(?)It'd be 4. There were 3 games on the DS. The original, Shadows of Almia, and Guardian Signs. I'd really love a remake of the original since it has one of my favourite characters of all time.>it would work well with that mouse control thingYeah, I'd love a mouse controlled ranger. My only fear is they'll be stupid and only support the right joycon mouse and as a lefty, I'll end up being nerfed. I think I heard that some of the games used to demo the switch 2 only supported right-handed mouse usage, despite both joycons having the ability to be used as a mouse.>if the people behind it and supporting it can shut up about stealing games.iirc, the main thing that lead to citra/yuzu being shut down was the fact that the team behind it started accepting donations. How stupid do you have to be to openly accept money for such a legal grey area?
>>33612010>what information about the opposite gender were you surprised to learn?That the clitoris isn't just the little bulb.
>>33611992No. You should keep a journal of you testing stuff and try different brands/kinds of the same things as well.If you can work up to a whole index card of acceptable things, you may be redeemable. And also if you get past 5 pages in a 9x11, you may start to actually change your brain to accept new options and should then go back and try stuff one more time.
>>33612009Still dysgenic. Do not want to breed.
>>33611998I'll speak for the ladiesMe
>>33612019oh I have a good pc now! I'm just waiting for them to be on sale (it can run elden ring too!) king's field is not impossible though! I even beat it without using a guide, I just love getting thrown into a dungeon and having to find my way out, so much fun! to me at least
>>33612010Pussies are much puffier and squishier than I thought they'd be.
>>33612010women do like us sometimes
>>33612010MThat there are many types of tampons.That eggs “expire”.They can be so feline like.
>>33611998Alexander the Great
>>33612031Just wait till you find the G spot shit is their kill switch
>>33612010that some of them actually like me
GoodnightQuestion: what’s the most recent dream you remember having
>>33612010That men can lactate.
>>33612039what
>>33612025I will try. I'm going to Disney World and Epcot is doing their Food and Wine Festival, so I think I may force myself to taste some things there, or at least try a bite of what the others get. I'll look for things that have consistent textures. Texture is something that really bothers me if it's not consistent. Like I really don't like cake with nuts in it, even if the flavor is great.
>>33612023Forgot about Guardian Signs. I’ve never played any. I’ve played all the Stadium and Colosseum and etc. games, Snap, and the first few Mystery Dungeons, but otherwise no Pokemon spinoffs. What kind of game is Ranger anyways?That’s so bizarre. I remember some of the big DS games offering lefty control schemes. Hopefully they fix that shit before release.Ryujinx also apparently got threatened into shutting down. I don’t even know what the best option for Switch emulation is now. I just stick with Yuzu.
>>33612030Yeah I like that too, but wow that game is so slow and old. I had to give up.
>>33612034>femanon likes twinks
>>33612040exactly
>>33612030NTAHang on a minute - are you the 4’10” femanon?
>>33612043Many such cases.Went back to some of all my all time favs, and im like “oh… oh damn. Yikes, this hasn’t aged well”.
>>33612046>>33612040>>33612039It's not the same as female lactation. What comes out isn't the same. It also has to be induced via hormones.
>>33612010Men need a moment in life when you let them loose on the world.Like if he wants to go fishing/hunting with the boys, just let him, and he'll be happy.There is no downside. They might come back with salmon or deer, and a smile.This is an absolute win, and more women should see it like I do.
>>33611801I thought it wasn't going to last past Friday?
>>33612045Milita Hoplite!
>>33612045No, I like men that do stuff, not just talk about doing stuff.
>>33612046>>33612050i wonder what it tastes like
>>33612022Your apatite might be too much. We need a 24 hours to fully resupply.
>>33612050Ok, and? Still gross and fascinating.
>>33612055You'd love me but alas, you would never date me
>>33612038I had a dream I was playing as myself in Cyberpunk and my ex was there and we started fucking but then the UN crashed the party so we took them all out with kitten cannons
i really really really hate being a virgin but at the same time i am pretty sure hooking up with some random asshole would make me feel sick to my stomach and i wouldn't know where to start anyway
>>33612055Why Alexander over the other conquerors?
>>33612062Just do oral.
>>33612058weak *spits*
>>33612062Of course, dating a man is out of the question because women hate us.
>>33612062Chad has a right to your maidenhead, femanon...
>>33612062Start with chad and make him your entire personality for the rest of your life and let him influence every decision you make post break up sex
>>33612038I had a dream my coworkers were trying to throw me a birthday party but kept doing weird shit, like paying a stripper to parachute from a plane, or getting me a goat petting zoo, or a bounce house filled with sand. At the very end I was sitting with my manager and I told her “I didn’t want or need any of that, not when I have you.” And then I woke up nauseous
>>33612062get a bf
>>33612062Being a virgin isn't so bad
>>33612041I get that. I still sometimes take the whole cake piece/pie piece and mash it into the vanilla icecream. And those naughty seeds/wasps in figs.
>>33612068>i really hate being unemployed but im pretty sure working in a coal mind would be worse>>erm of COURSE working at a cute little bookshop that plays nice music is out of the question because women HATE cute book shopsthe fuck are you talking about??
Women, what do you think of men that are maidenless?
>>33612077I'm talking about the fact that women hate men.
>>33612072Do you have a crush on your manager
>>33612060Doing things in vijda doesn't count. >>33612065He conquered half the world from greece to india in only a decade. He had huge range from seeing himself as godlike to being humble and generous. He died young, imagine what he could have achieved if he lived to old age.
>>33612078I’m maidenless too it’s okay
>>33612043I don't see how it being old is a problem, but it is slow, I don't mind that though
>>33612078There's always a very good reason why they are.
>>33612075You just made me look up fig wasps. I will now never ever eat one of those fucking things, wtf.>>33612081No, she has a crush on me.
>>33612080sorry i dont know what i was thinking, i know you need to believe that for your existence to feel bearable. enjoy your echo chamber
>>33612038fI already wrote it out itt when I had it, so pic rel
>>33612048never really had that lol I'm just very used to old games since I play them regularly along with modern games
>>33612089I didn't make it up. It's obvious by the way they act and the way they treat men.
>>33612087Well, excuseeee me, Princess.I can’t control my hideousness.
>>33612047no, you're confusing me with someone else, maybe I should start namefagging again
>>33612095Yes you can.
>>33612087i hate this line of thinking so much. Actually frustrates me
>>33612082I play vidya for 3 hours a week
>>33612062being a virgin as a woman is a good thing though
>>33612084It looks so bad, it’s so old that the immersion is not there. Doesn’t feel like a world, doesn’t feel like a dungeon.
>>33612099Truth hurts.
>>33612083Let's look for maidens together then!
>>33612103only to a guy with a purity fetish
>>33612101I didn't say you can't play vidja, just that your virtual trophies don't count as achievements.
>>33612096What was your name?
>>33612090Holy based
>>33612110Never said they were. I've achieved far more than that
>>33612078FTo be honest.Nothing.My younger brother, 28 has never had a girlfriend. And there is literally nothing wrong with him.He manages a regional recycling centre. So people think he is a "carbage man" when that isnt true at all.Modern society is twisted enough to ignore the good and glorify the bad.
>>33612078I can make him maidenfull.
>>33612104the immersion is there for me thoughbeit hell I get immersed with pixelated games, I don't need things to be photorealistic but that's just me I guess
>>33612114>I've achieved far more than thatNo you haven’t but I have lol
>>33612108Heh yeah~
>>33612114Ok. You just said I'd like you without elaborating why, so you're leaving me in the dark a bit here.
>>33612111D4444
>>33612105You literally dont know anything about us. How can you know this is the "truth"? You are just being mean while pretending you are saying something deep
>>33612120Maybe it’s a generational thing, how old are you?
>>33612125Oh shit!!!
>>33612042>What kind of game is Ranger anyways?It's a speedrun to destroy your DS touchscreen as fast as possible kek. Jokes aside though, instead of battling Pokémon, your focus is protecting Pokémon and nature. The Rangers are kinda like some combination of park rangers, wildlife conservationists, and civil servants. You use a capture styler that lets you temporarily befriend Pokémon by drawing loops around then to "capture" them, and they'll accompany you on your missions until you use their powers, then they go back to the wild. You get missions that range anywhere from calming down raging pokemon, stopping wildfires, helping someone find their lost Pokémon, and of course stopping evil syndicates.When capturing Pokémon, they'll sometimes attack and you have to avoid letting the line you're drawing get hit, but also draw enough circles around them to successfully capture them. You also often have to scour areas in order to find a Pokémon with the right skills to help clear obstacles to proceed. It's hard to explain well, but the games are really fun and a nice change of pace from normal Pokémon games. I always loved Pokémon but as a kid I felt bad about battling them, so I liked how ranger was focused on helping them instead. The writing, especially in the second game, is really good and there's lots of funny dialogue. The 3 games are also all vaguely connected, with some characters reappearing throughout all three games. I highly recommend trying them out if you ever get a chance. >I don’t even know what the best option for Switch emulation is now.Me neither, I tried emulating the early leaks of Pokémon SV on yuzu, it didn't work, and haven't tried switch emulation since so idk how good it is now or which emulator is ideal.
>>33612126Whenever a man gets no pussy it's always a combination of weakness, lack of life force, arrogance and bitterness. It's never random or not his fault. Even disfigured or homeless men can get pussy if they aren't like that.
>>33612125i thought you were a dude?
>>33612116Fucking kek mogged by a literal street shitter
>>33612133Yeah, you have no idea what you're talking about lol
>>33612139Hey Macarena
>>33612139Whatever you have to tell yourself to not take responsibility. Stay maidenless.
M or F Do you support banning social media accounts for under 16s?
>>33612134I am a dude though...>>33612130y-you have no idea who I am right? don't blame you>>33612128maybe, I'm 26
>>33612145fno, lolteach kids how to navigate the world, not keep them away from it
>>33612041That sounds super fun. I’m a big believer in exposure therapy and hardknock schooling, I think the quickest way would be to bite the bullet or whatever they serve at the Epcot center. It can’t be the worst thing that’s ever happened, always remember that when doing exposure therapy. Maybe try intermittent fasting (hunger is the best condiment)
>>33612145I support banning it for everyone.It’s rotting everyone, regardless of age.Those corporations can burn to the ground, too.
>>33612109maybe, I honestly don't care (unless she had sex with like 20 guys, depending on her age of course)
>>33612062Hook up, fall in love, get rejected!
>>33612132It sounds like Ranger is something of an adventure-puzzle game. Like, you need to get past some obstacle and need to find the right Pokemon for it. Interesting.>I always loved Pokémon but as a kid I felt bad about battling themI once took a break from ORAS because I kept fainting Wurmples to test out move animations and I felt genuinely really bad. :( Happens to me a lot with other games too.
>>33612087Is being a cuck a very good reason?
>>33612147Maybe not, I’m 22. your imagination is better I think
>GenderWhat are some hot girl names?What are some hot guy names?
>>33612158Yeah, thats a combination of weakness and lack of life force. Sometimes it has elements of bitterness and also arrogance when it's about humiliation of the girl being passed around or self insertion as the bull.
>>33612123Without going into too much detail, mostly because I enjoy my anonymity, I'll list some of my accomplishments or things that I am proud of>PhD program in Computer Science with published papers from my undergrad and graduate studies>play piano in a jazz band>first place finishes in a martial art that I will not specify
>>33612145Yes. Certain young people are retarded asf now using tiktok, instagram it shows and it's sad asf and very pathetic. Adults too.
>>33612162MKrystalAlso Krystal
>>33612160probably, I just find the old graphics charming and I'm easily able to see past imperfections (translation: I'm very autistic lol)
>>33612162MAnything starting with a VCamille
>>33612165Nice, not bad. Certainly more than most men can say for themselves. Keep it up.
>>33612167Sounds like a stripper whores name
>>33612169have a bad night, I hate you and I hope you have nightmares
>>33612141People forced us to listen to that garbage during childhood, alongside YMCA and Cha Cha Real Smooth, to acclimatize millennials to foreigners, gays, and blacks
>>33612027dysgenic? i guess, i feel like my weird senses get balanced out with other stuff, though i am kind of a schizo hermit so i can't honestly say you're wrong :\
>>33612169>>33612170>tell incels it's their fault they don't get pussy>they lose their shit cute
>>33612166Get fucked my life’s a blast
>>33612162MJuliet and kenzie(n-no those are not my exes names haha no)
>>33612175Strippers and whores are often hot, yes.
>>33612087I can't control my height, assholeNot without surgery that breaks my legs
>>33612162f, Alexander
>>33612180>post the same thing I've posted a hundred times before>'losing my shit'lmao>>33612176>I hate youI know.>I hope you have nightmaresI never have dreams or nightmares.
You all know Hey Macarena but can’t name a single lyric aside from the namesake, and now the West has fallen
>>33612082What do you think of Genghis Khan?
>>33612178Being chad is concept, you have to live it
>>33612167>Krystal>Also KrystalDid you fap to the starfox character?
>>33612186Which part of "Even disfigured or homeless men can get pussy if they aren't like that" is hard for you to understand? Ofc you can make up for character flaws just by being born tall but that also means that you can't make up for being short by having stronger character. See napoleon.
>>33612191His work is based but he's too slit eyed for my taste to be considered hot.
>>33612010>what information about the opposite gender were you surprised to learn?How difficult it is to find the clitoris.
>>33612197Moid hands.
>>33612198lol
>>33612082He didnt take India, he just got to the border of it
>>33612185Thats absolutely disgusting
>>33612109>only to a guy with a purity fetishIt does lower your divorce risk, and increase marital satisfaction though.
>>33612201I said to india. Learn to read. And even if he only achieved half of what he did it would be impressive. >>33612199>girls can't have a preference for their own raceok
>>33612174Thank you. What have you accomplished if you don't mind me asking?
>>33612156>It sounds like Ranger is something of an adventure-puzzle game. Like, you need to get past some obstacle and need to find the right Pokemon for it.Yeah, there's a good amount of exploring, but you can't get far unless you find the right Pokémon with the right skill for a specific obstacle. You also can't take pokemon from one area to another (at least not until post-game), so you can't just hoard a bunch of pokemon to breeze through the later puzzles. You have to find the specific fucker with the right skill who's likely hiding in one hidden room in the current area. >I once took a break from ORAS because I kept fainting Wurmples to test out move animations and I felt genuinely really bad. :(Kek I feel that. I regularly get sad whenever my mons faint in battle lol.
>>33612204That was not what I was alluding to at all, fag.
>>33612203out of all the incorrect ways to interpret a statistic, and you choose the most retarded
>>33612190Playlist for moggers
>>33612209>girls can't think conquering and spreading your seed is hot thats even worse desu
>>33612197Respectable.
>>33612204No, I interpreted what you typed just fine.Big dumby
>>33612214Samefagging this hard.
>>33612205i'm nta but im about 30 and the only accomplishment i really have is getting a high-paying skilled job without going to school for it, not really much of an accomplishment but it is fun to have literally no debt of any kind, some of the financial situations of people i know are morbid
Why do men think everything is moid hands?
>>33612220Stfu, corn fed fag.
>>33612220They gay
>>33612195The fuck you mean "character?"I'm not some genius Chad like Napoleon, I'm a balding autistic retard with deep depression
women should i get braces in my late 20s/ early 30s? or should i just not bother?
>>33612216Apparently not. Stop being so triggered, sheesh.
>>33612223hey, it could be worse, you could be unemployed too
>>33612222Charlie is Pro BLM.You lose, lmao.
>>33612211Rare accidental face reveal
I... I just love women
>>33612223Exactly. Which is why you don't get any pussy. Thanks for proving my point.
>>33612162MI think jade is a really hot name
>>33612225Eat a bag of dicks.
>>33612211Macarena is jewish it’s not real mexican music, there’s no guitar or maracas. It’s about some little latinx slut getting railed abroad in new york
>>33612226I am unemployed
>>33612206It sounds neat. I’ll see about checking it out. My DS doesn’t really work atm so I hope it emulates fine.Did you ever try Pokemon Conquest? It’s always been on my radar because I love Koei games but I never got to try it either.>Kek I feel that. I regularly get sad whenever my mons faint in battle lol.I’m generally pretty sensitive I guess. I used to feel bad killing stormtroopers in my old Star Wars games.
>>33612235Cringeee.
>>33612218I’m not that lady, I just think the Mongols were cool. But I mean, he was a fat Asian dude.
>>33612238LMFAO sorry, at least you aren't an unemployed balding autistic retard with deep depression who is also a manlet
>>33612221Whoever your thinking of, I'm not that anon.
would you date a girl who not only talks to herself but talks to her individual body parts and also random objects as if they were people?
>>33612233>I cant get pussy because of things I cant controlYou just proved my point, dumbass. What do you think I'm supposed to do than?
>>33612242Stick to worshipping Persia.
>>33612229Why do you think this is a game?
>>33612205Things a girl should accomplish, which I think are different from male accomplishments. I have a job I love a lot and am good at, I am very aware of how important it is for me to be and stay beautiful, I've mastered lots of skills like cooking, gardening, childcare, housekeeping and so on and so forth and am continuously working on skills that don't have a ceiling, like maturity and self mastery.
>>33612247I do the same thing so yeah. I just kept dying in a game and said aloud>come on hands, what are you doing? Get it together
>>33612247I need more context.
>>33612244I literally said I'm a manlet, retardI'm so fucked man its not even funnyI'm fucking terrified to talk to women because they're going to rip me apart with their words.
>>33612249What does Persia have to do with anything?
>>33612248I already said what the problem is with maidenless men here. >>33612163But it's starting to make sense why you can't fix your shit since you can't even deduct actionable steps when the solution is shoved in your face.
>>33612255>come on p-pussy, stop orgasming!
>>33612239>My DS doesn’t really work atm so I hope it emulates fine.I played the second game on an emulator and it ran fine, the only issue is however you emulate, you gotta be really comfortable emulating touch controls since the game relies on the touch screen a lot. >Did you ever try Pokemon Conquest?I played it as a kid but I remember nothing besides "it was fun." I'm sorry I can't help you more there. I really need to get around to replaying it one day. >I’m generally pretty sensitive I guess.I remember playing xenoblade and feeling really sad when killing these early game caterpillar enemies because they would curl up when they died and something about that animation got to me.
>>33612260I would… be concerned, because I honestly would have no idea how to react.
>>33612259linked the wrong post but you get the idea >>33612133
>>33612247oh we'd be a great match, i regularly carry out conversations with myself to a variety of characters in my head. mr. and mrs. nutjob, what do you think?
>>33612259You don't have any solutions than? Typical
>>33612266worm *spits*
>>33612255I DID NOT SAY >>33612260 AND YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT
if it isnt a hell yeahits a hell nowpeople will make time and show effort for people they like, especially romantically.move on
>>33612260Let me guess, it won't stop because it's wack?
>>33612256just fuckin with ya anon, relax.you're just playing mind games with yourself, psyching yourself out. if a woman ripped you apart, you'd probably cry for a few days then be over it by next week.
>>33612256Practice using AI companion. You have unrealistic expectations, they are designed to enjoy men. Don’t be scared bro
>>33612268What?Why are you reeeeing? It’s not that serious, brev.
>>33612261Maybe I will try playing it on phone then. I remember touchscreen stuff in Sonic Rush being annoying on my PC.> I remember playing xenoblade and feeling really sad when killing these early game caterpillar enemies because they would curl up when they died and something about that animation got to me.We are sensitive. :(I’ve got to go to bed now, anon. I’m too tired to reply well. It’s been fun talking Pokemon and Nintendo/TPC head-up-assery though.
>>33612267You haven't said any solutionsYou're just beating down to be a cruel asshole
>>33612268this is such a fucking funny post lmao
>>33612278Which part of figuring out how to fix your shit being part of the process does not get through your thick calf skull?
>>33612276>prank someone>they react>act surpriseddo you have a tumor anon
>>33612279Who the hell are u?
>>33611848Are you also going to post him on the Tea for Women mobile app and warn others that he's an abuser?
>>33612247I talk to myself a little bit too, sis.Sometimes I don't know why I do stuff.Like dropping stuff or going different ways. So random.
>>33612283No, thanks.I already ate.
>>33612284oh, i'm this anon here >>33612265. just admiring the interaction is all
>>33612273I dont like being fucked with. >>33612275>they are designed to enjoy menI just dont believe that. At least not with guys like me that aren't what they want.
>>33612277I'm heading to bed too, took melatonin an hour ago, lol. Sweet dreams anon, thanks for entertaining my PokéAutism.
>>33612293hey i gave you the advice your father apparently never gave you, what more do you want from me
>>33612293Exposure therapy is the only way to help your delusions of inadequacy. Through experience you gain both adequacy and the ability to measure it
>>33612296Another happy ending.
>>33612296No problem at all. I’ll catch you some other time. Good night!
I keep lifting and lifting, and I realized, im just ugly as fuckwhat the fuck can you even do as a guy if a family is never going to happen?
madara's plan was to basically create the matrix
>>33612302who says you need women to start a family?
>>33612285I would never use an app that asks for my ID, I'm not an idiot. Also no I'd flaunt him and proudly show off my bruises and gush about how much I love him and love how rough he is with me while everyone stares at me in abject horror. (Unfortunately though, this would likely result in the cops being called on him which would ruin all the fun :( )
>>33612302Live in the forest with loyal dog… enjoy the solitude and nature… until sweet death.
>>33612300I like seeing anons getting along**WITHOUT somebody simping
>>33612298>>33612299Fine, whatever. I guess I'll try something. Maybe.
>>33611877damn you are freaky
>>33612309Agreed.
>>33612312another wisdom your father apparently never gave you: women do not like piss-babies
>>33611877Absolutely based.
>>33612306its a biological fact>>33612308>just tolerate it for anoher 50 yearssounds like hell
>>33612300holy shit I'm literally on my bed next to my pc just like your picture
is it pretty much impossible to get a guy who doesnt jerk off to porn
>>33612319Comfyyy
>>33612252Unironically, you sound cute. I like a woman that has a good vision for what she wants her life to be. How old are you?
>>33612315I didnt have a dad. I'm another fucking statistic
>>33612321I jerk off to lewd audios, don't know if that counts, but when I had a gf I stopped doing that completely
>>33612318Sometimes you need to be tolerant with yourself, when the world is responsible for the collapse around you.
>>33612321what other option is there for an average guy?
>>33612322it is, except for when I have to use the mouse lol but otherwise pretty comfy
>>33612321thankfully it's not that difficult to find a woman that isn't this insecure
>>33612329your imagination? and don't you dare reply with some snarky type of reply when you asked ME what the alternative is, i'm just answering.
>>33612326God hates a whiner
>>33612331insecure women are the best thoughbeit
>>33612332Do AI chatbots that I create myself count as imagination
>>33612334by no means
>>33612327its definitely porn but i like it a lot a lot more than typical porn. that's romantic though.
>>33612326could be worse, you could've had an asshole drunk dad
>>33612318well i refuse to accept it.>>33612326ah well there it is, you probably have weird hang-ups and other attachment issues thanks to that (at least from that, if your single mother situation was not her fault). this is what therapy was invented for. go do that.
>>33612333I hate that I agree with you
>>33612335it did until you fed it to a computer
>>33612337yeah I don't get why would anybody watch porn if they have a gf, isn't that like cheating? it certainly would feel like it to me
>>33612321Jesus Christ, fucking get over the fact dudes jerk off. Do you expect us to not have any release until you come into our lives? Is the power you have with none of the responsibility not enough for you?
>>33612321Yeah
>>33612321the type of woman who stops fucking you 4 years in
>>33612343I think she means guys that don't jerk off to porn when they are in a relationship at least I think that's what she means
>>33612329Sniffing the underwear they leave behind
>>33612346wishful thinking
>>33612331>>33612343>>33612345kay i hit a nerve, thread is going to be shitty for a bit, sorry everyone
>>33612333I dont believe in God.Either god does not exist or he doesn't care.>>33612339Therapy is a fucking meme.
>>33612352you aren't that interesting sweety
>>33612352Not your fault anon, see you in a bit
>>33612332how can you use imagination to imagine something you've never seen?
>>33612321Yeah, maybe if you're lucky they'll hyperfocous on you or use their imagination.
>>33612321i am probably the closest you will find:>usually jerk off to 2d or imagination>any porn usage is typically to make imagined things more immersive, can't remember last time i actually jerked off to a thing in particularporn is simply too ubiquitous, the drive too strong. most guys start watching it super young, before they have any notion that they should worry about self-control. (be warned though, i am a pretty genuine freak and you'd probably find that with other people that share my gooning habits)
onions sauce
What makes a good dicking good?
>>33612353He cares a lot. Could you imagine if God went around powertripping using mod powers? It wouldn’t be right. I’m glad God is subtle
>>33612365I... I just love onions
>>33612202Sexworkers aren't disgusting, they're sweet in and out of bed. You can't really do that kinda work without empathy and good vibes
>>33612366When you’ve rocked her world.
Not really sure what women are expecting when they enter a thread full of men who have never felt the touch of a woman to whine that they can't find a man who has never seen porn in his life
>>33612371its not just guys in here. You have to understand that basically 50% of the guys under 30 never even asked a woman out. as much as I wish I could, you cant really turn sexual urges off.
>>33612365
>>33612371*tapping on the glass at the moidquarium*
>>33612374
>>33612367I don't think he does care if he exists. Why cant god be like old testament god? He could make everything perfect and get rid of the things he hates (but he still made and released into the world for some reason) but he doesn't do anything.
>>33612375Puck Bunny detected.
>>33612372Life as a low inhibition male must be suicide fuel
>>33612369You're a cuck, bro
>>33612378Toronto jeet rejected
>>33612382Shut the fuck up. Just shut the fuck up. There's nothing wrong with being a cuck, I'm happy.
>>33612385Yeah you’re right it makes for amazing content bro
>>33612387nobody cares about your shitty channel
>>33611277evening anon. to answer your question from the other day, it's really nothing in particular but my appetite and circadian rhythm are completely shot and it's been making me delirious, i was laying in bed with my eyes closed for about five hours earlier but could not fall asleep despite having gotten only three hours of sleep the night before and feeling my entire body atrophying. but that was enough rest for me to be able to write coherent sentences right now, i think also bought this shiny zydog on my way home yesterday, normally i'm extremely selective about my purchases and never buy nonfunctional merch but i couldn't resist a shiny... the paint job really bothers me though :/>favorite pokemonthe venipede line, i'm hoping scolipede gets a mega or something in plza. that steel roller move tutor leak before swsh ioa coupled with klara having a venipede on her team got my hopes up for nothing
>>33612385HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHEHEH CUUUUUUCKBro wants to see his girl get smashed by other men, how pathetic kek
>>33612382Why would easy sex make me a cuck
>>33612388Yeah but they do lol>>33612391Hello chad
>>33612321>is it pretty much impossible to get a guy who doesnt jerk off to pornI only masturbate to my gf. Her cosplays in particular really get me going.
>>33612321maybe stay virgin next time?
>>33612376“Difficulty and ease produce the one the idea of the other” -Laozi
it feels nice to masturbate using both hands lengthwise
>>33612401“people die, if they are killed”.IYKYK
>>33612374this is the male version
>>33612405Damn… blonde bunny.
>>33612394You basically just admitted to being a cuck. You're into god damn sexworkers. The lowest of the fucking low of women who have traded dignity for money. You like women who have been used by DOZENS of men.Its fucking sad, man
>>33612409Let him figure it out on his own it’s hilarious
>>33612409Sex with friends isn't swinging, it's just innocent fun
>>33612390>>33612390hey wait a minute, i actually think i remember you talking about venipede before! i don't actually remember what question i asked the other day, or that i asked a question the other day (what did i ask?), but i sincerely hope you can get more rest and cohere a little bit. very cute zydog, i don't usually buy merchandise at all but i've thought about getting some stuff to decorate my desk. (this isn't really merchandise but this halloween i wanna buy one of those eentsy pumpkins and make a tiny jack-o-lantern that i can put a tea candle into (or perhaps a tiny birthday candle) and light up on my desk). that is a shame about the paintjob though lmao
>>33612401Retype that in western words for me, eastern philosophy means nothing to me
How much does it cost to have a good trip to Japan for 2 people?How long is a good stay, and what would be the most bang for your buck stuff to do?How do you decide what to do?Also, what if I want to buy a guitar while I’m there? I’ve never even flown on a plane.
>>33612412This is not a RHCP song fucking LOL
>>33612412Adam22 wants his supply of copium back
>>33612415Just go there to have sex and eat really expensive sushi honestly that’s what all my friends are doing
>>33612404‘Making everything perfect’ is only a relay-able idea because of its contrast. It doesn’t insist upon itself the way mortality does like in your example
>>33612414Fuck off, Persian bitch
>>33612419You? Friends?
¿Aun me amas?
>>33612414"there aint no such thing as a free lunch"
>>33612421What? I'm not fucking Persian
>>33612421Shut up incel a Persian woman would eat you alive >>33612422Jealous much
>>33612425really? you do type like one
>>33612426left swipe. pic doesn't do it for me.
Siempre
>>33612405The japanese version of this is throwing cherry blossoms at her
>>33612425You fear the Greeks, فاحشه
>>33612430Yeah she was abit too old and desperate for me, wanted me to betabuxx her son and I said fuck no lol
>>33612424Until I see some magic demon shit, I'm holding off on believing. I'm convinced the catholic church is covertly satanic though. They have freaky scary shit there
>>33612426Ehh, she's alright. She kinda looks white enough for me but I would still prefer a red headed woman.Mmmmmm... red heads...
>>33612053>I thought it wasn't going to last past FridayThat's a different femanon
>>33612436What do you mean by freaky?
>>33612423Eres un idiota ella es una madre soltera que no piense en sus hijos que tuvo con otro hombre, es una mujer descarda no valga la pena. Donde esta tu dignidad
>>33612431You will make a fine carpet.Best Persian quality.
>>33612431He’s the indian guy from Sum 41
>>33612439The first girl I fucked from Tinder was a natural redhead with blue eyes lol
>>33612423Por favor, dame una novia princesa española.
How can I trust people’s words more? I’ve been disappointed by so many people at this point that I take everything they say with a grain of salt and expect nothing
Femanons, without knowing what I look like, should I commit to facial hair or just shave every week? I've been told I have a pretty-boy face
>>33612448Status Quo.
>>33612447Eh, I feel like that's pretty wise. Unless you're paranoid.
>>33612448Not a femanon, but if you’ve been told that, personally I’d keep it shaved.Also when you get used to shaved, it feels much nicer and cleaner.
>>33612321there are asexual men, but relationships work better with a man with a healthy sex drive.Sex is icky and an inconvenience sometimes, but it's also a lubricant that smooths over arguments and daily grinding worries.You can get a guy who doesn't jerk off, but whether that's a good idea, uh, girl, that's another story
>>33612447You literally sound like my ex fuck yourself cry baby
Gracias, hasta pronto. <3
>>33612441The sculpture "The resurrection," by Pericle Fazzini is a sculpture of Jesus Christ rising from the aftermath of a nuclear bomb. It's in the Vatican and it freaks me the fuck out. If you mirror the sculpture right in the middle of it it looks like a goats head. Look it up. You should find mirror images too.There's also the building that on the inside looks like a snake.
>>33609930There's this lady who works at a bar who I want to date. She's cute in a relatively unconventional way that I can't really put into words. I visit the bar at least once a week to just relax, eat good bar food, and read sci-fi nerd books on my phone.>lmao she just wants a tipShe hasn't worked the table I sit at yet, so I haven't received the customer service treatment from her. I just want to get to know her without accidentally fucking up my hangout spot or her job.
>>33612455Trinity?
Women, what do you sound like? Please describe your voice.
>>33612447gotta find some people worth trustingotherwise when you sleep with dogs, just prepare for fleas
>>33612442>>33612423anons espanoles! hola como les va?
>>33612457Ask her for her number for your friend that’s what I do without making it look awkward but somehow I know you will fuck it up
ENTJ The pedophile is back, why don't you tell everyone about how you used to spam CP on /r9k/ kek
>>33612448Imagine not having a good jaw and chinCouldn't be me, I look great clean shaven
>>33612465>spam CP on /r9k/ Is that what they’re saying about me these day mentally ill pajeet?
>>33612463Hola!!
>>33612417>Adam22 wants his supply of copium backJason Luv isn't even his friend. He paid him 4,000$ to fuck his wife
>>33612468I'd never forget you slipping up like this. Pajeet and CP poster
Femanon does your butt jiggle?
>>33612474>fake trip Literally have no idea what you’re talking about but go off lol
>>33612474Vore was a janny?
>>33612473Imagine throwing away 4 grand for some dude to plow your girl I cannot understand cucks, man, they are just a different type of human
>>33612474Oh my God.
>>33612469hola! como estas?
>>33612413>i don't actually remember what question i asked the other day, or that i asked a question the other day (what did i ask?)it was >>33602558, should've recognized you sooner but i guess i was too tired, unless there's more than one phoxposting solo gamedev :v>i don't usually buy merchandise at allsame, i actually struggle to make purchases in general. with merch i'll typically only get rare or unusual memorabilia containing info that isn't available online, stuff like old magazines with dev interviews, soundtrack cds with production details in the liner notes, made to order or ichiban kuji goods. i do this for pretty much only one franchise too and it's not even pokemon >this isn't really merchandise but this halloween i wanna buy one of those eentsy pumpkins and make a tiny jack-o-lantern that i can put a tea candle into i love that, i did that a for few octobers during elementary school. i always used mini white pumpkins
>>33612477She was a god, you guys have no idea the kind of shit we did back then lmao
>>33612475As a moid i need to know this as wellI love big booty women so much its unreal
>>33612479They deserve no mercy, respect or (breathable) air.
Ah it is just somebody jealous. I'd be at work.
I hate femoids
>>33612475They went to bed.
>>33612482Tengo que ir adormir, lo siento, adios.
>>33612481Surprised kek
>>33612474Grim
>>33612495no hay problema, que duermas bien!, yo tambien tengo que ir a dormir pronto
>>33612494You're trying to tell me there isn't some foid loser with a nice butt that stays up all night here?Cmon
I think I'll just pull out my assets and go for a one way trip on K2, freeze up there or something.
>>33612503…yes.
>>33612474>mentally ill chad how the fuck is entj real…?!
>>33612504Why?
>>33612505I dont feel inclined to believe that, anonI know there's a fem night owl here with a jiggly butt, I just know it
>>33612507Times were simpler back then lol
Women, react to this post as if it were my penis...
>>33612461>pretty-boy face>can't grow facial hairCan't get any more painfully obvious that I'm a chink twink, but sure lol
>>33612504Can't say I haven't had the same thoughts
>>33612460High-pitch and calm
>>33612517Sounds nice
>>33612515When are you planning on Genghis Khanmaxxing and reducing society’s carbon foot print by 10%?
>>33612520Thank you.
>>33612509I think its a better way of going out. Find a crack or a spot away from the wind and become a landmark, like greenboots on everestBut unlike everest you’re less likely to be removed because its harder without endangering the recovery team so they wouldn’t bother
Wait... unless you meant.... dream...Poison. I need poison now.
>>33612481Oh my God, you're such a fucking benchod if you believe this, bloody.
>>33612307Would you stand up for him if the cops came?
>>33612515Then, hopefully you die, sooner than later.
>>33612528Why don’t namefags and tripfags have WWE titantrons when they enter the thread, mine should be Triple H’s Time to Play The Game
>>33612528Redeem a Snowbunny.
>>33612526Hope you stop feeling suicidal, anon.
>>33612534Because you're not as important as you think you are, brown boy
Should I take women's psychology? Will it help me understand human nature better by revealing a biological side I don't understand? Or is it just lib propaganda shinnanegans?
>>33612539Women want me, normies wish they were me; incels fear me
>>33612540Anon its a college course, of course its shitlib propaganda bullshit that doesn't actually understand women.
>>33612540Just date a Snowbunny.
>>33612541Ah huh, sure pal
>>33612540What do you think? Learning this stuff is useful, though, since you will find out what women think of themselves.
>>33612544Fuck off pajeet Imagine being so awful you single handedly make liberals racist from having to deal with your hygiene and arrogance
Euros still waking up… slowly.
>>33612550Euros are still not a talkative bunch.I heard a Hungarian woman call Americans psychopaths and I fully embrace the label (well I'm more of a sociopath but whatever)
>>33612545When I was in middle school my friends and I would play this game where we put our fits face down on a table and slide a quarter into our opponents knuckles bloodying them upon impact and the last man standing would be the winner, sometimes we would file the sides down to make the quarters more sharper; you bitch mf femboy sissyfags wouldn’t survive like we did growing up
>>33612554lol.The bantz can be good.
>>33612549Fucking lmao pajeet getting his shit rocked as per usual
>>33612555Ah huh, sure thing, guy
Entjeet is having a melty again...
>>33612485oh bless, i also, when i was a kid, preferred the...dare i say it...aryan pumpkin. elementary school, huh? now i feel like a child with his arts and crafts project lmao bakaoh yeah that was me btw! thats cool about the undocumented media stuff, as a kid i was obsessed with emulation and every now and again, you'd have these ROM dumps of the game builds used at stores or at conventions pop up on places on ebay, always super exciting when they got dumped online cuz usually they were early builds. anyway...whats got your poor circadian rhythm so imploded?
God putting women on this planet was such a fucking joke
>>33612566WDYM?
Well the wait is over. I have officially been accepted into the faculty at the age of soon to be 23. I will do my best.
>>33612572Anon, are you joining a cult?
>>33612573That sounds like something I'd do for the lols but no I am going to study Geology
>>33612572A very rip age to finally have sex.
>>33612574rock on hhahahahahaha
god putting men on this planet was such a fucking joke
>>33612486like what?
>>33612575lol>>33612578I will remember this and use it haha
>>33612567Everyday I wake up I thank god for not being born a fucking saar
MenWould you fuck a demon from DOOM?They have all the girl bits but its still a DOOM demon
>>33612585No, that's too ugly.>>33612582Don't laugh about getting dicked down.
>>33612579Imagine being a woman and knowing at any minute men could collectively chimp out and redefine your existence in a bad way
someone is seething that their beloved vore had a thing for the street shitter
>>33612575I'm a 24 y/o moid am I still ripe?
>>33612574Rock and Stone!IYKYK
>>33612588Don't worry women there will always be contrarians like me that will jump in to help you just to spite the majority
>>33612590It's too late, you need to surrender to the hoes.
>>33612575>tfw 31fuck
>>33612599Just start your daddy era.Or work towards it.
>>33612581Bro we were literally in a discord gang, we used to blackmail trannies and incels on /soc and other boards into giving us BTC and other shit in exchange for not publicly releasing their nudes, and nobody fucking snitched because we were all tight until it got shutdown, Vore literally received a cease and desist letter from the FBI shit got so bad so we shut everything down and all our accounts got permabanned.I miss those days so much that was probably the most alive I’ve ever felt in my life and everyone belonged to the group. You mfs will never get to experience that kind of sense of belonging and friendship in your life so goodluck.
Sluts are so fucking precious.
>>33612600The fuck is that supposed to mean?
>>33612601what happened to her? have you ever gotten back in contact?
>>33612603Nevermind, you're too fucking stupid, stay virgin.
>>33612602indeed
>>33612597Fuck my life, man
>>33612604>Vore>HerHer nudes leaked and she had a 6 inch schlong
>>33612589You will never hook up with your thread crush because you’re a dirty seething untouchable South Indian dalit shitskin that lives in Toronto and couldn’t even groom namefags like myao and JH into having sex with you lmao failed pajeet
>>33612609pics or didn't happen
>>33612610I was literally laughing at vore simps idiot, imagine having a thread crush
>>33612611https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/74288006
>>33612605Fucking trvth nvke if I ever seen one godbless you chad poster >>33612604Fuck off glowie like I would tell you or anyone on this board specifics>>33612609Lmao
>>33612615hahahaha ohnonononono
>>33612615lol, amazing, thanks
>>33612614Vore posts in this general?
>>33612619idk but at least two of her former simps do
>>33612619Even in permaban she BTFO’s every tripfap in existence, they just don’t make egirls like that anymore
>>33612614If she posted her you would all be so fucked, you think I’m bad? You never saw Vore in her glory days
Ok so why did some idiot in here get so sensitive about me asking whether white girls would date East Asian guys?90% sure he was a sensitive white incel but I guess that's the main demographic in these threads.
>>33612624no, I haven't, but I'm sure you could point me to some threads of his so called glory days
>>33612620Ok, I hope she is not here, because that is one evil bitch.I still remember how she posted on some other board pretending to be all nice and cute, posting vocas, but then her evil side came out and all pretense was gone.
>>33612628what evil side?
>>33612625Entjeet is an indian NEET in his mid/late 30s and lives in Australia, you dumbass newfag.
>>33612566The original woman was based, but Jew God didn't like her because she wasn't a doormat for Adam.
>>33612629Narcissistic racist that goes on endless shitrants.
>>33612630Well he wasn't the one flipping out about AMWF.
We need to educate atoganons on ENTJ lore
>>33612632so just your run off the mill discord edge lord? boring
>>33612588men can also do that to each other you know>>33612592cool
>>33612633How do you know? He regularly drops his name to defend himself and does damage control that way.
>>33612635Sure.
>>33612626You can go get fucked we all used different trips and names goodluck lol>>33612630Everything about this post is incorrect christ you people are lazy
>>33612579I take it your FWB didn't have time for you this week and you're ovulating.
>>33612637I'm not a regular here but sure. The only ones seething about AMWF are y'know.
>>33612642i dont have those.
>>33612635Samefagging pajeet you are the only one that cares because you’re getting doxxed in my next upload
>>33612644Nta and the man you are living with
>>33612616I haven't even touched on the retardation of the caste system, man. That shit was never meant to function the way it does with occupational hierarchy. No society would ever choose to structure their civilization like that. It was introduced by the White Aryans that conquered them, it's an entirely foreign element that was supposed be based on race with pure White Aryans at the top and Dravidian untouchables at the bottom who had no white admixture but the racial element was phased out because the Aryans were bred into extinction inside India from mixing with Indian women.
>>33612637Take your meds even I genuinely have no idea what you’re talking about and I’ve been here pretty much all day
>>33612644>i dont have those.Ova in your ovaries?
>>33612645thanks for dropping more hint about the content of your channel
>>33612514GAWK GAWK GAWK GAWK SHLUUUUURRPPP
>>33612645>
>>33612647????>>33612651i meant the fwb
>>33612660What do you not get you live with a man
>>33612660>i meant the fwbOh, I see- you like to live on the edge and hook up with random men each time.
>>33612662i dont live with another man though>>33612663i dont do hookups either
>>33612667entertaining
>>33612634No thanks, he’s ugly
>>33612666>another manSo you are a man yourself
Pigeon
>>33612677do you still cry yourself to sleep over him?
>>33612680Lel criminally based anon
>>33612654God I wish I had a girl to gag on my dick
>>33612683thats only the tip of the iceberg
>>33612677It’s funny because you always seemed so desperate and pathetic, and now it’s confirmed. You can’t hide your personality
>>33612675>>33612675Danke. Remind them that their Hindu religion and their Indo-Aryan language(s) were not their own invention.
>>33612690Wow what a loser
>>33612693he so handsome
>>33612654hawk tuah as well?
>>33612697thats not white
>>33612669whatever>>33612674my grammar is just so fucking shit right now i cant think
>>33612702How, you got the wrong personal last time and then you had a bitch-cry and left
>>33612579awh, im not that bad, promise v_v
>>33609970It's been a while. I think it was for posting something suggesting that a poster wasn't necessarily wrong just for being a reptile. A stopped clock being right twice a day kinda thing.Back in the day I did the same thing with virt and confirmed that in a month, 7% of his posts were reasonable and not vitriolic bullshit.
>>33612699Yep. Everytime they have been invaded the outsiders try to ethnically separate themselves but indian woman are VERY cunning and able to get themselves pregnant by the invaders which is bad for the colonizers every time because indian genes are somehow more dominant than black genes.
>>33612709so you were nativeanon all along? nice
>>33612703All i hear are excuses
>>33611882>being mashed with a toilet plungerThat's a Meat Chopper.
>>33612716you don't say
>can't even get a porn content creator to respond to me when trying to commission a custom vidWhere the fuck did I go so wrong that I'm this repulsive to women on an instinctual level?
>Going to uni>Parents both want to drop me off>Have a concert that weekend for one of my favourite bands, meaning if I go it'll have to be the day after>Meaning my mother won't be able to attend because of workAm I being an asshole for not skipping the concert to let them both drop me off? For reference, this isn't my first year so it's not like this is a big dramatic send off where they're watching me go to uni for the first time.
>>33612720I don't think it's that big of a deal desu
>>33609970MEvery so often I get banned from /tg/ because the mods get really fickle about what's considered off topic
>>33612713No they didn’t. That’s the wrong person again, I don’t post webm. But I get this whiny threat every time you’re having bitch feelings
>>33612727No it’s not, no one is interested in ugly guy being boring and pathetic on the internet
>>33612720Yes. Be respectful of your parents
>>33612724Oh no no no. Its not for replacing Hindu men even though they do enjoy slutting themselves out for white men. They do it to breed the invaders of their shithole out like they did to the Aryans. And given the indian invasion into western countries they want to do the same thing.>saar your white bloodline will be REDEEMED
>>33612727make a vore vid
>>33612724>>33612735In essence, they open their legs with malicious intent which sounds ridiculous to say but its true.
>Image limit almost reachedNext Thread>>33612743>>33612743>>33612743
>>33612747>new thread on page 7Baker will be beaten for this
>>33612747Fuck off
>>33612563heh>every now and again, you'd have these ROM dumps of the game builds used at stores or at conventions pop up on places on ebay, always super exciting when they got dumped online cuz usually they were early buildsyes!! the gs spaceworld leak was wild. i'm still holding out for the tokyo toy show demo build of sonic 1 to be found...>anyway...whats got your poor circadian rhythm so imploded?idk, got stuck in a loop of being too stressed to sleep or eat->getting even more stressed->sleeping and eating even less... taking the time to relax ironically stresses me out too cuz by the end of it i'd feel like i wasted my time. but i've always been at least a little tired as my default state. wouldn't matter how long i slept i'd still want to sleep again after a few hours of being awake. and caffeine does nothing for me. i was recommended to participate in a sleep study but that was like 8 years ago and i haven't done anything about it since.
>open atoga>some cunt baked prematurely>no reason to post in the new thread>no one will post in the old thread>close atogaThis general deserves to die
>>33612712this is why i hate men, bye
>>33612762Zero accountability eh
WomenWould you date a guy that carries a flashlight with him everywhere?
>>33612778Eh.. why is he doing it
>>33612778Depends how big the flashlight is and why.
>>33612778It sounds like that it could come in handy sometimes, sure.
>>33612784>>33612786Ultimately, fear of the dark and suddenly being trapped in a horror movieBut also like this anon said>>33612790It just comes in handy a lotAlso it's a palm sized flashlight, fits easily in a pocket, but still has a range of about 700 yards I think
>>33612796Okay I think you are too weird for me. I like cute weird, not paranoid weird
>>33612796damn you got issues
>>33612798Well, it's not like I'm looking over my shoulder all the time. I regularly carry cans of cat food with me too in case I see a kitty out in the world>>33612800Where do you think you are?
>>33612802Feeding stray cats is not weird, that’s being a good person.
>>33612796I understand the fear of the dark, but a flashlight isn't going to help you survive anything. It just makes it obvious where you are to an attacker.
>>33612806I agree, but enough people irl have said otherwise so I figured it worth mentioningWhat would you consider weird (cute) then?>>33612807If the attacker is human, I can blind it with the flashlight, especially the strobe function, or I can leave the flashlight somewhere as a decoyIf the attacker isn't human it can probably hear me or smell me nore than see me anyways, but might be put off by the light, and the light will at least allow me to see it comingIf there is no attacker or the attacker is noncorporeal, I'll still need to see my way around in the dark to stand a chance of escape
>>33612778I read that as "fleshlight" and was really surprised by the replies...
currently struggling with dick not fitting her small pussy. What body features should I look out for when looking for a girl that can take a larger penis? Wider hips? need genuine help.
>>33612877Just find a girl that likes it when it hurts.
>>33612877There's no good indication.
>>33612877Less PIV, more oral and anal.
I FUCKING HATE THAT HORMONES MAKE ME WANT TO FIND A MATEI FUCKING HATE THAT HORMONES MAKE ME WANT TO FIND A MATE
>>33612940>more oral and anal.she's not good at oral and said she doesn't like it when I asked (but she's selfless so she doesn't mind doing it.Her asshole is sealed shut. I can't possibly suggest anal. If she wants to try it I'd be down to try it too. But both her parents are doctors and she's not white trash, so I doubt she would ever think about that.
>>33612634Why
>>33612940Don't ever suggest anal unless the moid with a massive dick is gay.
