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Serial killers are based because they have a vision and they make it a reality. At least they have the drive to accomplish things.
Gonna try again, I have nothing to lose.Men how do you cope with begin abused by women?
>>33606973Define abused.
I LOVE THE CIA (CHINESE IN AMERICA)
Will I realistically be able to get a GF who’s older than me and eventually marry her, or do women not like to go younger than them?
>>33606979I'm learning mandarin just to get chinese girls
Moids, You know you can just be nice to femanons itt and maybe they will like talking to you? This isn't /b/, you're in /adv/, we talk about advices and ask the other gender ANYTHING.
genderwould you date somebody from here?
>>33606980I hate it. Every single guy I talk to, turns out to be younger than me. It makes me feel like I must have arrested development.
>>33606984r-really? they'll make my pp hard n stiff n get it all nice n wet with their nono spot when i put my it inside of her thing?
>>33606986fno, I think I finally learned my lesson
>>33606986fyes. maybe
Women. Grilled cheese. Butter or mayo on the outside?
>>33606990Its polite to ask nicely first
>>33606983Really? I'm not from china, but mandarin is my native language, lmk if you need help
>>33606994I make mine in a sandwich maker with parchment paper.
>>33606977Yelled for stuff I didn't do, made fun for never had a gf or not wanting one (after all the shit they put me thrlugh, what the fuck do they expect?), beat ups and made me do stuff I don't want to do because they are too lazy for do them.esl alert. Deal with it
>>33606994Mmm salted butter or mayo. If mayo, both sides of bread toasted and inside buttered.
>>33606995I'll try that when I'm less frustrated>>33606991What lesson did you learn?
>>33606997>low-fatHow big are your tits?
>>33606991are you the one who kept getting ghosted last second
>>33606986M.Women are not real on the internet. And trust me when you look like I do (or have the same mental issues), dating is a terrible choice
>>33607004oh please. atoga guys seem cute
>>33607004And what mental issues are that? How do you look?
>>33607003no>>33607002too big
>>33606994Maybe just cheese toast, with tomato.Toaster oven is simple.
>>33607005I literally look like the average chud but brown and weight 40 kg>>33607007Dependent, can't say no, scared of temperamental women, insecure, self-hate, two failed suicides and the mist goes on
>>33606996Thanks for the offer :)I picked up a book last week but I have yet to start it. I really want to learn the language but finding the time is hard
>>33606970Hi, Neuro
>>33606986MYes because all the women that post here are crazy and crazy women are great in bed.
>>33607013This is the second time someone thinks I'm her in two days. I'm starting to get worried.
>>33607012Good luck! :D
>>33606984I don't think women are real. If they are, they're really mean and don't like us.
Women, do everyday vibrations from things like phones and wash machines get you going?
>>33607019No
>>33606984>This isn't /b/It's pretty much the blue board version of it
>>33607018Also this
>>33607016Maybe stop acting like an edgy retard
>>33607023Maybe stop thinking everyone saying something you don't like is her.
>>33607019No.
Women, what parts of the body turn you on? Think of the male equivalent of boobs and vag
>>33607027Dick
>>33607029But i thought women hate dick pics?
>>33607031The dick has to be aesthetic and attached to a man I want to see dick from in that moment.
>>33607031They hate dick pics from guys they don't want to fuck, which is 95% of us.
>>33607011On a second thought my biggest issues and problems are the most blasphemous characteristics for a woman: I am boring and don't have any initiative for make "the first move", no idea how to flirt, how to tell thing in an entertaining way (okey but two of my friends got girlfriends who were they who made the first move)
>>33607027for me, the tummy (drooling)
>>33607032>>33607036Fair
>>33607039Abs or dad bod?
>>33607027I don't think it's a specific body part that arouses my admiration into a hyperfocous like you guys do. I like his body because he's in there. In his eyes, the touch of his hands, his parting lips, and any other skin of his against mine.
>>33607042dad bod yum yum yum
>>33607027i wanna fucking devour men with tiny waspy hips. let me break you and nibble the creases...
I could be making shit up but bear with meI'm 35. there is this young, pretty, hot girl that goes to the same gym as me. she always goes with this guy. I think they are gf and bf but I'm still unsure. why am I unsure? because she seems to like my attention.yet, sometimes, when I give her some "discreet" looks (yeah, I know I shouldn't...), she seems to talk to her bf about how I'm looking at her. she smiles and talks to him while looking at me and does some gestures, then the guy looks at me too, looking sort of... tired. this has happened a few times.I tried to avoid looking at her until some weird incident in which she got close to me and gave me some looks and I was like, wtf? and that's when I thought, maybe the guy is her brother? but I think today I heard him calling her "my love", so it must be her bf.anyway, point here isn't even about me.assuming this is real and not something I'm just making up:question: has something like this ever happened to you?you guys are good psychologists, so here's another question: wtf is her problem? does she just like the attention? is she trying to provoke her bf or some shit? maybe she gets off making him feel insecure?
>>33607044Goals. Why on heaven, hell and Earth I stuff all kinds of sugar and fats but still can't gain a single kilogram!? Also should I stop shaving my torso?
>>33607047>Also should I stop shaving my torso?nigga you gay lmao
>>33607047>should I stop shaving my torso?nta but OH MY GOD MEN SHOULD NOT SHAVE LET ME LICK YOUR FUZZY CHEST AND COUGH UP HAIRBALLS LATER
>>33607047same, im also trying to put on weight but still just skinny fat
>>33607051lel
femanon, lets climb everest and we can freeze together holding hands or in a funny pose
>>33607049Trust me, I am not. I won't give explanations. Well, one reason is because mom said she found guys with hairy bellies disgusting and one thing lead to another and I just shave my upper body. And face too, is obligatory. I already look bad but with that tiny pseudo-bear of mine I look like some kind of pedophile
>>33607047>>33607053How can you not be able to gain any weight whilst drowning in food? Dysgenic af.
>>33607045Any pics for example?>>33607047Your total caloric intake isn't high enough, it's not just the fat and sugar>>33607053The men in the pic in >>33607044 are all slightly muscular but with high body fat percentage. You still need to build muscles aside from eating more.
>>33607063I love that you hate women. It's like farming free seethe without even having to do anything .
>>33607051I wish you were a woman. Or at least live near me? We could be great friends>>33607053And people say begin skinny is lucky>>33607059Stress I guess? Plus the last time I tried to exercise I ended up coughing blood>>33607062>Your total caloric intake isn't high enough, it's not just the fat and sugarI just eat anything I can either is good or bad for the body I don't know anymore. I don't know how to have a body that likes to women in this Third World shit hole or worse, how to look like an actual human
>>33607066>last time I tried to exercise I ended up coughing bloodAmazing
>>33607062
What do women eat for breakfast? I was under the impression they either eat like 3 leaves of spinach or an overly elaborate acai bowl.
>>33607062or
>>33607072>all women are the same Ok... I had a piece of sourdough bread with camembert and a prickly pear
>>33607062or even
>>33607064Didn't ask
>>33607069?
>>33607076>I had a piece of sourdough bread with camembert and a prickly pearWeird.
>>33607072homemade greek yogurt and fruit and granola. sometimes i make an egg and sausage sandwich on a bagel.
Women, do you feel sexually neglected?
>>33607078I also didn't ask for your off topic spamming.
state genderHave you ever seen or experienced a LDR that succeded?
>>33607082Yes.
>>33607081I don't get sweet breakfast. I make savory oatmeal.
>>33607082No
>>33607085Damn, she left him for an old bald guy?
>>33607088the only thing sweet is the fruit? you don't get fruit?
>>33607070For some reason the female sex drive only makes perfect sense to me regarding 80s/70s men
Would foids be open to dating us if they thought us moids were cute? Are femanons cute too?
>>33607084I don't post that as a reply to you or anyone else.Typical foid, sub-80 IQ but no end of arrogant self-assurance.
>>33607092Sometime I'll have a banana after my savory oatmeal.
>>33607093i love 70s/80s fashion, i have like a thousand pins of guys exactly like that, i hate how guys dress and look these days it really genuinely tears me up. it's like everyone's agreed to wear a uniform of boredom.
>>33607096Yet it's off topic and not a question for the opposite gender.
>>33607098pinterest is where you go when you want to remember how good people can actually look
Ladies and gentlemen Am I in the wrong for thinking my relative is a retard and weird for pining for a girl who didn't give him the time of day for years, but he'd still buy and send her gifts? They wound up together after he successfully sabotaged her relationship with some discord wimp.
>>33607096>I don't post that as a reply to you or anyone else.Aren't you supposed to ask a question?
>>33607100ntaIsn't that a women's app?
helloi love women
>>33607100i try to stay on the lust inducing male glam photos side of pinterest because once i get onto the photoshopped instagram model side i want to saw off my own head but yeah. lot of hot people there.
>>33607094Well, what do you femanons think?
>>33607101He's got sticktoitiveness, you could learn from him.
>>33607103And? Women are good at beautifying life, listen to them for once
>>33607024That wasn't me. I thought it was funny. Please continue being an edgy retard.
Femanons im suing you
>thread sucks with namefags>thread sucks without namefagsman, atoga really feels like it's been getting worse lately
Femanons, do you like boobs as much as we do?
>>33607109Everytime I listen to them I can't avoid hating myself. But maybe I'll give it a look for fashion advice? I read a chick who actually helped her a lot
how to rebuild confidence with udder wimminz>model-tier woman dates me after telling me she loves me>didn't feel like she'd stay long, but had hopes>complimented the fuck out of me but never saw myself as worthy>would feel like I had to hide some of myself to keep her interested/not run away immediately from me>told her I wanted us to live together only a couple months into relationshipI have had about 6 dates since she left me 2 months ago. There's some flirting, but it's hard for me to get my intentions out, and when I do, it's very spergy and rushed. Like with the ex, I was so smooth and seductive, and I just cant do it with these girls. What the fuck do I do? Fuck you girls
>>33607113No, you just suck. Namefags are better and more fun. This is shit because nobody is anyone.
>>33607113>atoga really feels like it's been getting worse latelyanons have been saying this for the last 4 years...
>>33607055I would do the Family Guy death pose if that happened.
>>33607117Almost as if good chemistry takes two.
>>33607063i hate men.
>>33607099Most of what happens in these threads is "off-topic" if we're going to be sticklers. Half of it is venting or horny posting, and the other half is dumb namefag spam and simping.Don't like it, just ignore it. You chose to reply to a post that wasn't asking a question, and now we have a whole series of meta posts because you're being an obnoxious cunt.
Women, have you ever fought with another woman over a man?
>>33607121green boots already did thatcome up with something more original
>>33607126>he actually thinks I didn't say it to farm more seethe and derail the thread Cute
>>33606973>>33606998For me it's alcohol
>>33607128One time my bf told his ex that we're dating and she had a mental breakdown and started sending him unhinged love letters about how he was the one yadda yadda, so I told him to block her and he did. Does that count?
>>33607131I try it too of course but sometimes my mom drinks too and we end up yelling at each other drunk.Then I just simply go to bed and fall asleep crying
>>33606984I am nice to femanons itt and generally they are nice to me as well. I've added a good few from here, and although most the friendships fizzled out it wasn't out of any kind of bad bloodYou and I have talked a lot too>>33606986MaleGladly, I have a couple thread crushes, most recently the workaholic infertile girl
Women, by default i am a little bit of a sloppy eater. I can be civilized on dates and stuff, but if we're at home it may slip out. Is this a deal breaker?
>>33606986>genderM>would you date somebody from here?I've thought about trying to exchange contacts with one of the femcels, but I'm worried that I could end up making them even more of a doomer if I screw up.
>>33607134Christ's sake...I must stop begin boring. But there is no cure for autism.
>>33607085MaleYeah I've seen two, both from gaming friends. Both were some of the rare times I actually liked a female friend's boyfriend
>>33607134>workaholic infertile girlis that japanese femanon?
>>33607094I don't know if they would date us but femanons are super cute!
>>33607128No but a high school friend's crush asked me out once. I said no and I don't think she ever found out.
state genderwhat do you regret most?for me its asking too many questions. I now know how to world works and it isnt a truth you want to know.
>>33607142In the fullness of time she will have revenge.
>>33607113/atoga/ is a shithole because by its very nature it allows women to freely attention whore here, which brings simps, chuds, and all sorts of crap
imagine this:>meet girl>shes proud of not being vaxxed>complains about her "woke" college friends/ppl around her>distrusts govtbut then>you want me to be a housewife, anon?? >go marry a japanese woman>go marry a 12 year old>stop spanking my ass everytime im making dinner>you only want me as an object for sex>The holocaust WAS real, dont be an antisemiteWhy do they do this? What's the point of talking to women anymore?
>>33607133That's rough, living with your parents seems to almost always make things even worse. I don't have any good solutions for you, but I hope things get better. Maybe you'll even meet a girl that's sweet to you, and fall in love, or at least be friends
>>33607143Begin a porn addict.Begin too lazy to change
>>33607143MDunno, maybe I should have got my Masters.
>>33607122Yeah the chemistry wasn't there. There was kind of chemistry with this one lady but she had a husband in another country, so...
>>33607152>she had a husband in another country,BVLL
>>33607146>what if I was jewish?What does that even mean? did she think I would gas her? I'd still impregnate her either way, why do people ask this? What if I'm jewish? Who cares? I just think the holocaust is phony, you can be whatever you want.
>>33607138Autism doesn't make you boring, why do you think that you're boring anyways?>>33607140I'm going to guess that it's not, only because she said she doesn't think she's left any kind of impressions on anybody here iirc, and I think JP femanon is decently well known
>>33607143MI may have talked about this before but>Be me>6 or 7>Cousin makes me her ring bearer in her wedding>On the wedding day i was trying to be helpful>Told her she was wearing too much make up>Thought i was giving constructive criticismYears later when i remembered this, i felt so bad. Imagine some little shit telling you that on your wedding day :(
Women, is Chad nice to (You)?
>>33607158I dont think its that big of a deal
>>33607087>has men on a rotation for hookups>thinks she's neglected
>women can just draw up a 10/10 face and nobody bats an eyehow is that fair
>>33607141How do we know they're cute? I think JH is the only atogan as of late where we know what she looks like
>>33607143MaleThe time I spent in college. I studied for a degree I didn't want and didn't make any friends because of it eitherOr maybe letting my mom convince me not to watch anime when I was in high school. I think I'd have been able to make more friends since everyone around me watched it
>>33607143MI'm 31 now, I wish I'd been less of a pussy starting at day one really
State gender.What's something you're proud of?What's the most embarassing fact about you?What's the most disgusting fact about you?
>>33607146What is it with white women belittling japanese woman as the only kind of women that will do housewife? There's some type of hardcore racism in that they deny to see. Like kelly osbourne saying "youre mexican? cut my lawn."How do I verbalize this next time a white woman tells me to go for a jap if I was a housewife? I need a good zinger.
>>33607162If I saw a woman in cosplay I wouldn't assume she looks like that all the time.
>>33607163Every femanon I've seen is cute, plus I just know they are anyways. They're femanons, that means they're cute. Simple as
>>33607144She kinda did actually. Screwed me out of a job promotion. On hindsight I should have taken her crush, he was a great guy
Way too many simps ITT
>be homeless vagrant living in hostel>get pussyNow,>get a job and apartment>lose pussyCan I do this in europe? Where should I go?I think its because I get comfortable and care less about unfucking my situation, I get hyper focused when I'm on the streets and women see that and feed off it. right cunts?
>>33607146>The holocaust WAS real, dont be an antisemiteLol, holocaust denial is pretty rare, anon. I know it seems like a normal since it is on 4chan, but it's almost flat earth tier to the general public.
>>33607147Look, I'm in a constant dilemma. A part of me wants to be in a relationship because I saw that it helped a friend to improve his life (from neet to start college) but the other part doesn't want to having to deal with the same crap related to women I already suffered in home, plus I am boring. If I had a girlfriend, where would I take her? Gifts? I am broke (well my main goal this Summer is getting a job but I mostly want money to help my mom on her small bussiness, and pay a cancer surgery for one of my dogs), plus I wouldn't dedicate to her the time she requires>>33607157>Autism doesn't make you boring, why do you think that you're boring anyways?I don't have anything interesting to talk about. Yeah I go to camping every Summer I can, but that's all I have. Plus my attitude is begin very flexible and begin "too good/nice" and women hate that on a guy
>>33607134>workaholic infertile girl>>33607157>she said she doesn't think she's left any kind of impressions on anybody here iircI'm probably not who you're thinking of but this is too relatable
>>33607166Male>What's something you're proud of?I've assisted/rescued four cats at my current job, and also treated a bullet wound>What's the most embarassing fact about you?I've never been on a date>What's the most disgusting fact about you?I've had a stuffy nose for about a year, since the last time I got covidI can't guarantee these are the most extremes just the ones I can quickly think of
>>33607176Being a guy living in a hostel is only cool up to a certain age.
>>33607046Maybe She's into getting attention, or mayeb HE Is into his gf getting attention. Maybe he's her bff Who secretly wants to fuck her. Endless possibilities.
>>33607180Were you the one who talked with me about reading on the couch together?
>>33607162Idk, shes till not unattractive. She would still be cute if she was smiling in that mugshot
>>33607185No
>>33607174You got your ball's punched. That's worse than any simping that's ITT.
>>33607161In my desire for a consistent sexual and romantic relationship, I am neglected.
>>33607189Making up lies to defend simping is off the scale pathetic.
>>33607178We had a very detailed conversation about it. I didn't give her any of the typical evidence you'd give someone, I just explored the idea with her, not really saying it wasn't real, but just questioning it. It was very light and nuanced, she actually looked at me and said "wow yeah... I guess I hadnt thought of it that way" I felt like she loved me again when she said that. I miss our talks, Im going to go cry in the library now. bye
>>33607179Well, mostly I encouraged a relationship to repair your view and association with women, but it's obviously not necessary. I also meant like in the future, not immediately.If it's not a priority right now then that's fine, if it's never a priority that's also fine. Do the things that will help you and your loved ones, and do the things you enjoy.>Yeah I go to camping every Summer I can, but that's all I haveThat already sounds like something interesting, but what else do you do with your time?
>>33607146Best interpretation: she's an autistic schizo that doesn't fit in with the other girls Worst interpretation: she is like the other girls Either way you'll have to accept that traits you take for granted in a man come in a package of weirdness in a woman
>>33607187Yeah, that wasn't you then, sorryBut you still have an audience, because I like those traits (when combined with other traits I like ofc)
>>33607192>a consistent relationshipReally? This is an outright lie and you know why.
>>33607192I am literally right here wtf
Women, whats it like having women body parts?
Who's better looking the men or women of ATOGA?
>>33607205uhh... womanly?
femanons, rate my favourite subreddit:reddit.com/r/Cuddle_Slut/
>>33607207Men.Any amount of beauty and the women would be elsewhere
>>33607194>Making up lies to defend simping is off the scale pathetichttps://archive.4plebs.org/adv/search/text/%3E%3E33566205/https://archive.4plebs.org/adv/search/text/33566378/
>>33607209Sad, gross and gay
>>33607202WHERE IS THE SEX
>>33607207The women by far.
>>33607207Did you see the last thread?If men like that post here it's an easy sweep they're better.
>>33607210People out there can't handle my schizoid energy
>>33607211You still can't read. Incredible.
>>33607212>sadmaybe>grossNO!>gayYou can filter out gay
>>33607198>worst interpretationThis turned out to be the interpretation when she broke up with me a week after her vacation to my country. I made sure to tell her she's like all the other hosI still desire her badly every night when I dream
>>33607215Have you seen London?
>>33607197Thank you. Fuck therapy is already messing me, why I come here?>That already sounds like something interesting, but what else do you do with your time?Well...my main issue is that most of the time I masturbate. I am an addict, I know it and I must stop because it consumes a lot of my time. But if don't I guess I like to play with my dogs, and a former way to spend time I had was entomology. I am too broke and idiot to study it as a crreer but I enjoy it as a hobby
>>33607220No I've only been ITT for a few months.
>>33607217Yeah, your ballbusting was very nuanced, you failedmale cuck.
>>33607224Wow, now you're just jumbling together a bunch of words and throwing them at me.Somewhere, a village is missing its idiot.
Watching Charlie play horror games isn't fun. He just constantly makes jokes
>>33607215The femanons that post outfits tend to have hella snatched waists though..
>>33607216True. This is the last place to still sat retarded shit in
Can women critique my fashion sense? Here's what I'm wearing.>Old zip up hoodie>Gray polyester-cotton blend long sleeve with buttons at the neck.>Black cotton pants with a drawstring and extra pockets above the knees.>Black loafersAll clothing says it was made in either China or Bangladesh.
>>33607226My only point is that being into ballbusting, (a literal femdom fetish), disqualifies you some judging anyone as simps.
>>33607218I rated with filtering, hence the gross score.
>>33607223Did you like our celebrities?
>>33607231Your point is you're a clueless moron who is in no position to speak authoritatively about anything.
State gender.Thoughts on shower sex?
>>33607207Men and it's not close.Mentally ill men are no joke, normals can't compete.
>>33607235M, don't have the water going onto your cock, it ruins it
>>33607234Clueless about what? You getting your balls busted?
>>33607235M. It's good but it's more like shower foreplay, unless you really want to spend forever in there getting cramps and trying to do it right.
>>33607230It’s just regular guy clothes. Am I missing something
>>33607235I have a very strong fear of slipping in the bathroom and getting my head smashed like a pumpkin, so no. No sex in the bathroom.
>>33607230this is what the guy that cheated on all those girls with trust issues dresses like
>>33607233Meh I wouldn't call them "celebrities"
>>33607235MDoes it have to be sex? Getting soapy and rubbing/grinding sounds more fun
>>33607239You're clueless about absolutely everything. You can't even read or write at a high school level.
>>33607234that is a decent point, how can you shit on simps when you're a submissive?
>>33607213IT'S IN MY PANTS
>>33607228The face is what really counts, face card is EVERYTHING.
>>33607235Just shower and then sex. If the male doesn't have shorter legs than the female, it's a bad balancing act.
>>33607248Quit trying to dodge the issue.
>>33607249I'm not. I've just experimented a lot. The intention was to be able to experiment with someone, but she cut it off after that.Also, being a sub in a dynamic like that is not the same as simping anyway.
>>33607253I'm not dodging anything. You're just retarded and I have no reason to consider anything you say important.
>>33607255how is simping somehow more shameful? I thought you were against anything that gave any kind of deference to women?
Why do the nice femanons ignore me? I always get the mean sarcastic femanons?
>>33607113You wish you could be us so bad lol
>>33607258I'm not teaching a class, I'm just calling you a loser.
>>33607259A lot of the time a sub gets more out of it than the dom. More importantly, there's an actual reciprocal relationship there and both parties are getting something they want. Simping is just giving foids free attention, and often they don't even know you exist.
>>33607174Let me fix that for you
>>33607261I don't want to come off as mean I'm just on my period. I'm sorry
>>33607184the possibilities are endless, right? lmao
>>33607261The nice femanons are just too few. They're off breastfeeding their kids and having their hair stroked by their boyfriends, not shitposting with broken lunatics with damaged souls like us.
>>33607263You're desperately trying to assert superiority over me, but it's not working because I do not respect retards like you.
Women, if you met a guy with one hand would you make him put the stump in your pussy and neglect his penis?
>>33607113Bow down and suck it.
>>33607261What did you post anon? I'll give you a pity (you)
>>33607272>You're desperately trying to assert superiority over meI mean, I don't submit to women, then spam that I hate them for 8 hours a day.
>>33607264>A lot of the time a sub gets more out of it than the dom. More importantly, there's an actual reciprocal relationship there and both parties are getting something they want. Simping is just giving foids free attention, and often they don't even know you exist.Are you the ihatewomen anon?
>>33607277You just jerk your little dick fantasizing about men larping as women on an anonymous image board.By the way, all of the shit you're talking about happened years ago. Believe it or not, I didn't hate women then. At least, not most of the time.
>>33607108I don't mind that and understand it. It's just the way he went about it that made me question it
>>33607250BUT IT'S NOT IN MINE
>>33607280I have been called that. Why?
>>33607281>You just jerk your little dick fantasizing about men larping as women on an anonymous image board.When was this?>By the way, all of the shit you're talking about happened years ago. Believe it or not, I didn't hate women then. At least, not most of the time.Did that experience change how you see women?
Men of atoga, why did you immediately assume I have an ED when I said I wanted to lose weight
>i'm poly and push away monogamous men>why are stable relationships eluding meAverage atogan femanon's life.
>>33607235Msame as regular sex, meh
>>33607288Can I nom on your collar bones
>>33607288No. Do you?
>>33607288women can get erectile dysfunction? damn
Women, thoughts on be proposed to on your birthday
>>33607286>I have been called that. Why?I figured it was someone larping
>>33607287>When was this?Every time you start simping.>Did that experience change how you see women?I'm not going to type it all out again. The short answer is it was a lot of different things that happened over the course of years that led me to conclude that women hate men and the ones who aren't outright evil are useful idiots.
>>33607288Nothing worse than erectile dysfunction hey anon
>>33607292They're visible if that is your question>>33607293Nope, I'm in the overweight BMI range
>>33607295*empty**unfathomable**does not compute*
>>33607297>Every time you start simping.I don't though.>I'm not going to type it all out again. The short answer is it was a lot of different things that happened over the course of years that led me to conclude that women hate men and the ones who aren't outright evil are useful idiots.Did you feel especially betrayed by her ghosting you because you had submitted to her?
So.. Um.. Femanons, thoughts on simping?
>>33607288I didn't assume that, this is the first I'm hearing of it
>>33607285Are you sure? Why don't you...check again
>>33607243*puts helmet on you*
>>33607303You started this whole thing by defending simping.She didn't ghost me. We've actually met a few times since then, just not for anything sexual. No, outside of my family she's probably the most positive example of women in my life in recent years, which, considering she's a single mother in her late 30s who doesn't have a stable job, has men in and out of her bedroom constantly, and smokes weed as a hobby, is pretty fitting.
>>33607298https://youtu.be/2den1G02vEY
>>33607235F Long shower dries out the skin, so no.
>>33607310>You started this whole thing by defending simping.That doesn't mean I practice it.>No, outside of my family she's probably the most positive example of women in my life in recent years, which, considering she's a single mother in her late 30s who doesn't have a stable job, has men in and out of her bedroom constantly, and smokes weed as a hobby, is pretty fitting.So who was the most negative?
>>33607308Still no charlie pumping his cock into me, maybe try a different sigil.
>>33607315Sure thing, bud.It would be hard to choose just one. But probably my uncle's ex-wife. She's three for three on marrying men, financially ruining them, and then divorced raping them, and she recently moved across the country so he doesn't even get to see his kids anymore, which is especially concerning since she puts in absolutely no effort whatsoever to raise them.
>>33607317Is that Long hair Anon?
>>33607295MWhat if she says no?
>>33607295I wouldn't care, my only requirement is no other people be present
Where do I meet clingy gf
>>33607325NTA. So you can immediately suck his dick?
>>33607322Absolutely cooked out of her fucking mind lol I wonder what she saw on the TV that night
>>33607317>lofi hiphop during sexnigga...
>>33607332I think that's a pretty based choice honestly
>>33607325Is recording it okay?
>>33607333no, the only sound should be from me and her. That is all
>>33607332You will never have sex anyway, why do you care?
Why can't you all have normal sex?
>>33607338When you think about it normal sex is jacking off, there's more jacking off done in the world than actual sex.
>>33607334You should probably discuss this with your girl.
>>33607338I won't never have sex. But if I ever have it I would like a woma to sit on my face, and spank her. Is that very weird?
>>33607342It's hypothetical, silly
>>33607305I like attention. As long as they aren’t stalkers or anything I’m fine with it
>>33606983Stupid hard language for no reason
>>33607305Cool as long as the simp is attractive.
>>33606984That is a lie
State genderWhich Cluster B pal is the lesser evil?N T Jay the Chud or M'kay Gee the Woke?
>>33607338Between me and a partner we have two entire bodies to explore, with nerve endings and pressure points and everything else all throughout. That's the equivalent of "just stay on the beach don't explore the ocean"
need a blonde gf so much...
>>33607348Winning
Flat girls mmmm
>ultra 'attractive' guy abuses a chick for years>years later, she marries himFoids, why are so many SA stories like this? Good dick? Coercion?
>>33607345My point stands. You should take the actual woman's preferences into account, don't listen to what an autist told yo on the internet
I hate men so much.
>>33607361Why? What did I do?
>>33607353I promise you that actual ballerinas do not care if some person pretend to be a ballerina for a bit.
>>33607361How come?
>>33607351>the lesser evilprobably ENTJ because he's more obviously and cartoonishly evil, while MKG is more likely to deceive people
>>33607356Woo
>>33607361good, it means im doing my job right
>>33607353I don't understand why she makes xitter women seethe?
>>33607361What is it this time
Imagine how much it would suck to go over to a chick's house to get pussy but then her uncle and all his buddies burst in and castrate you.
Women, what dominant things are you interested in or willing to do?
>>33607373This better not be ihatewomen anon.
>>33607371Why did they do that
>>33607377Uncle just didn't like him.
>>33607371Men have some pretty gross fantasies, goddamn
>>33607381I don't think that one is very popular
>>33607368NTA but she's hot and the intrasexual competition currently unfolds.
>>33607365Capn’ Jack Sparrow love, savvy?
I'm kind of on the fence about women
>>33607387>savvyNo, that's my line
>>33607368Does it make xitter xomen xeethe?
>>33607373Non I think, can you give some examples
>>33607305Amusing.
>>33607391Shut up fakecel before I alert ICE that you’ve illegally obtained asylum in /Atoga/
Women can you tell me something sweet so I can sleep well pls?
>r/ravenhairedI am going to get a gf from there.
My will has been exhausted.The lockdowns (2020) combined with discovering /pol/ as well as other alternative outlets and learning the truth has crippled me.Always was an outcast but when I finished high school and went down the self-improvement road I had a plan and hope for the future. I spent 2 days in college before the lockdowns began and both men and women swarmed to me.Weight loss, strenuous exercise, grunt jobs, martial arts, cold showers and austerity beyond normal, all self-imposed for years combined with surrogate and academic education on all practical subjects was my path to becoming what can only be referred to as Nietzsche's Overman.But my will has been exhausted. The veil has been lifted. Reached the conclusion that I am a tax-cattle serf in prison nation where everything human and masculine is either illegal or prohibitely expensive. I can't hunt, I can't own firearms, I can't drive a motorcycle at full speed. Can't be a man. My only options are to drink, smoke, do drugs and gamble. If you keep up on global events you can see everything and everyone has gradually become gayer and more retarded and insane. Consequently I have become more alienated and ostracized.I'm fine with being alone. Fine with nobody remembering or caring about any important conversation. I'm fine with life being cruel and unfair. I'm fine with at 24 never having had a social circle, a woman, real friendship, or any other milestone. I said it'd get better. It's fine. Life doesn't guarantee "Happiness".
>>33607401did you have a question
>>33607404How big is your cock
>>33607401You have to be fundamentally insane to continue living in a post covid era, it’s over for normies but it never even began for incels
>>33607398I’m going to peg your little boy butt if you post here again
>>33607405can you ask a different question
>>33607394Reach-around handjob while whispering in his ears
>>33607407No pegging pls. Most I'm willing to do is 1 finger in the butt
>>33607401>>33594928
>>33607411Lmao you are gay
>>33607409Oh didn’t know that was a dominant thing
>>33607401I wish my life problems were these non-issues. Alas, I have real world problems.
Femanon, I'm going to get you pregnant and we are going to have beautiful smart kids who might be a little socially awkward
>>33607394Biting, facesitting, restraints, pegging, etc.
>>33607417I’m sorry to tell you this but you are going to be the last of your genetic bloodline, the buck stops with you
>>33607415NTAIt isn't.
How far back can you remember (in your life)?
WomenWould you wear fake fangs and bite your bf if he asked? I'm curious if my vampire fantasies stands a chance of being fulfilled
When will you wear wigs?
>>33607422I remember being 2 and not wanting to go to bed.
>>33607351MKG looks weaker
>>33607422I was 4 yo when I left my house and just went for a walk down the street my folks were pissed and shocked but that’s when I suddenly gained self consciousness that I can basically do whatever I want at the fucking age of 4
>>33607425Secret
>>33607422I remember being 2 and climbing the dishwasherBut I also remember walking down a busy street. As a kid I insisted it was while my mom was pregnant, but maybe it was while I was a baby idk
>>33607422I remember a recurring dream I had when I was around 2,5. It was an eagle sitting on the wooden beam over my bed and looking at me.
>>33607422i was around 6 when i burnt some food
>>33607419I would do facesitting, so maybe in a little bit dominant?
>>33607438That's my personal favorite.
>>33607351It feels good being a normalfag.
>>33607421Oh.. okay I don’t see myself as dominant I picture big tall women
>>33607441Have you done it?
>>33607422I remember looking at my big blocky television when 9/11 happened
>>33607445I've had it done to me.
>>33607445NTA but being waterboarded with a wet pussy while she sucks your dick in 69 is peak degen shit
>>33607422Getting chased by a dog across the field from my parents' house and then falling over, scratching open a big part of my thigh. The bandage I had for it was HUGE.My guess is that I was 8-10.
>>33607433I was that eagle.
>>33606980>Will I realistically be able to get a GF who’s older than me and eventually marry her, or do women not like to go younger than them?Depends how old you are. Girls grow up faster than boys, so if you're in your early 20s a girl even your own age will (correctly) view you as still essentially a child. But once you hit your late 20s you will have or less caught up; at that point it becomes more realistic.
>>33606986>would you date somebody from here?M. I'm doing so right now.
>>33607422I used to be unable to remember most of my childhood, but a best friend of mine legit unlocked memories for me when he brought up my brony phase and how I used to pretend i was drawing my little pony characters and ocs for my little sister when i was a teen (it was for me). And then all these forgotten/locked away memories came back and it made me happy that they were unlocked. Can't believe I was so bent on forgetting my past.
>>33607455>if you're in your early 20s a girl even your own age will (correctly) view you as still essentially a childI know for a fact this isn’t true because I’ve groomed women old enough to be my mom
>>33606994>Grilled cheese. Butter or mayo on the outside?NAG but... mayo on the outside? What the actual fuck? Pan fry it in groundnut oil.
>>33607085>Have you ever seen or experienced a LDR that succeded?M. No, and I have seen a LOT.
>>33607101>They wound up togetherThen it would seem his strategy worked, so the joke's on you.
>>33606986MYeah, but the conditions need to be pretry good.So far, from all the women I have added from atoga, there was only one femanon who I would have dated IRL and we more or less did "e-date" for a few weeks. Talking daily, sexting, exchanging pics and audios.It's a real shame she had issues that made her chose to stop, but I hope she is alright.
is there a way to recover from being blackpilled by the internet?
>>33607471Just don't be stupid.
>>33607471Stop using the internet? Are you really this retarded lmao
>>33607471That's hot. Femanons, please be like this girl.
Women, do ribbed condoms do anything for you?
>>33607484Never tried it. Then again I haven't used a condom in 11 years.
Femanons, is this what clubs are like for women? https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1756871571308345.webm
>>33607484Not particularly. Sex with actual dick is less about texture than sex with a toy.
>>33607488Yeah, it can be like that. But if you have an issue with drunk guys trying to get physical then you have no business being in a club anyways. Thats like getting offended people don't wear shirts at the public pool.
>>33607488Never gone clubbing and that looks like a nightmare scenario.
>>33607488Looks like ENTJ kek
facial plastic surgery should be covered by insurance. being ugly is horrible, much worse than many diseases or conditions
>>33607488I saw a girl dancing with a brown guy and then she tried to grind on my friend who rejected her and gave her a disgusted look kek
>>33607499In some cases it is. But you need a psychiatrist to confirm that it has a high chance of helping with your mental health
>>33607499What do you want done?
men when was the last time you went to a nightclub?
>>33607507I think I drove by one once in 2015 or so. Never been my scene, even if I could get over my social anxiety, I've never seen the appeal
>>33607507This year's June.
>>33607488I've never been to club and this looks scary
How do I stop caring about looks? I'm helplessly drawn to guys who look a certain way but they are usually mentally ill. How do I stop my brain from focusing on looks
>>33607499Just get lip fillers.
>>33607507Not counting bars, probably six years ago.
>>33607515You likely associate certain things with certain looks. What things are you drawn to?
>>33607520Are bars fun for men?I remember the last time I went to a bar, there were THREE moids hitting on me
>>33607471Then at some point the jig is up, and that non-threatening looking dude with glasses and pokemon cards and Warhammer figurines, whom is sent to go sleep on his couch, decides to go on a spontaneous 'revenge against women' arc and removes her teeth with a big statuette that he never liked looking at.Feminist media, not long after: "MEN RAMP UP VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN, ALL WOMEN ARE VICTIMS, KILL ALL MEN IN RETURN"
Femicide, as well. Forgot that new term.
>>33607522Why wouldn't they be fun?
There are wombs that need to be filled out there
>>33607507never been to one, they would've probably let me in 5 years ago but now I can't pass the vibe check.
>>33607526Go away, inject your parasite fluid in someone else
>>33607523... and other short stories by Anon
>>33607526What are you waiting for?
>>33607526And I already know the guy I want to fill mine. I just need to figure out when or if I should ask him to.
>>33607522Not really in 2025. If you're a non-Chad, it's not fun to get rejected all night and then you go home feeling like shit after paying for overpriced drinks.
>>33607523I'll believe it when I see it.
I woke up at 5:30 again. Does this mean I am becoming a cat?
>>33607535Wdym becoming?
>>33607532Says the incel who never goes to bars. lmao
>>33607528I will.. probably not
State genderIf you had to choose between being hated by all members of your sex but loved by all members of the opposite sex or hated by all members of the opposite sex and loved by all members of your sex which one would you choose?
>>33607537Not an incel. Are you pretending that you're a Chad who fucks bitches every time he goes out? Post your face if you're making claims like that, retard. Anyone can lie on the internet.
>>33607542FHated by women, loved by men. Sounds much more lucrative.
>>33607542F. That's tough. I guess I'd rather be hated by women just by virtue of men being more dangerous on average. Their hate could more likely cause me harm.
>>33607542MHated by women I guessHated by ALL men would lead to disaster immediately
>>33607545Why do you sound so nerdy
>>33607548Thats what happens when you are severely cum deficient.
>>33607529You can subscribe to my Substack.Deliberately using men as tools isn't the safest thing in the world. People seem to be complaining a lot about how dangerous men are, but it seems like 'proactive risk avoidance' isn't something we're keen on discussing a whole lot. It's easier to just blame men than stop the random hookups and simpbaiting.
>>33607542FHated by all men. They already hate me. Bring it on Bitches. I would create an all female militia, enslave males and keep an attractive one as my sex slave/forced husband
>>33607548>>33607550Fuck both of you. Excuse me for answering a question with a little bit of thought.
>>33607553I'm sorry
>>33607555Good. I accept your apology.
>>33607553I'm not sorry.
>>33606970Killing people isn't hard. Get a bottle and you're keys and you already have a better success rate for mass murder.
Why do my clothes smell after the washing machine?
>>33607560Ok. Getting the body of a greek god isn't difficult either. Eat well and train hard. Why don't you just do it anon? Oh what? It takes effort? What is that? Some things are simple but not easy? Damn...
>>33607542MLoved by womenAnd just see how long I would last
>>33607561You leave them in there damp for too long. You don't use a hot/long enough cycle. You don't use enough detergent. You leave your clothes in the hamper for too long before washing them. You stink like fuck and need to add some disinfectant rinse to your laundry routine.
>>33607563Kinda based. Honestly if all foids love you, would you really need to go outside? Some women simp pretty hard, would let you stay with them, feed you, etc.
>>33606984Kill yourself.>>33607532Bar crawl is too dead and usually mid 30s and up where I live.>>336075072023 it didn't recover from 2019.
>>33607559You'll face the consequences after I get to work and have time to be mean to you, then.
>>33607567I'm looking forward to it.
>>33607562Except you need no training to get drunk and drive on the wrong side of the road. The only skill you need is luck.
>>33607569I said serial killers, not someone that kills someone by being retarded and reckless. I'm talking about deliberate and meticulous behavior.
>>33607561Some washing machines have a self-cleaning cycle that you need to run periodically, without putting clothes inside. Check the manual. Certain smells come from within the machine.
gender, your SO comes up to you and says they want to climb everestwhat do you do?
Should I get a Saradomin GodSword?
>>33607574FTell him good luck and have fun.
>>33607574Sex, then climb something smaller first
>>33607575Is this sarah gadon posting?
>>33607542MaleI already don't get along with ither guys so the first one ez
>>33607552>enslave males and keep an attractive one as my sex slave/forced husbandHe'd stop hating you though?
Truth nuke of the year just dropped:>>>/r9k/82387330
>>33607571That implies it isn't deliberate to drunk drive.
>>33607582>r9kI'll pass thanks
>>33607582Did you seriously just cross link your own cringe post?
>>33607582Don't care didn't read
Guys guys is this a tranny?
>>33607574No. Male, I am going alone.
>>33607582yep, the math checks out
>>33607542F hated by men, I value my friendships more than male attention
>>33607581His feelings don't matter. He is my slave
>>33607531Is he a friend?
You guys think peter dinklage is getting killed in the next Dexter episode?
>>33607574MaleIf she's an experienced climber then I'll wish her luck and help her prepare, but if not then I guess we can start working up to it. I've got 0 climbing experience myself but if we both work at it, train, and practice we could get there.We're certainly not going from 0 experience to Everest though
>>33607591Women like you are the easiest to target and infiltrate
>>33607587How about you ask her? Doesn't look like a tranny
>>33607583You know what I mean dumfuck.
>>33607488Encephalitis Necrosis Thrombosis Jaundice has been real quiet since this dropped.
>>33607599Lol
>>33607597Nah might be get laid so not gonna risk being rude
>>33607499I bet you're a cutie patootie
>>33607536Like this
>>33607603I was implying that you already are one... siiigh
>>33607579No, it's from OSRS
>>33607499In the future all women will be artificially enhanced and most men will be disfigured beasts. Don't worry, the next half a decade will be glorious.
>>33607602Thats a man.
>>33607604Sometimes I wish I were
>>33607606Women with dicks when
>>33607587Compare digit ratios
>>33607605Somehow thats even worse
>>33607606Why will men be disfigured beasts? Can't you make them attractive too?
>>33607608Same
>>33607610I'm a straight biological woman and I have a masculine digit ratio
>>33607611Why?
>>33607616Because I don't even know wtf that is but it sounds boring and nerdy and like some people would have a lot to say about it but all the words would have absolutely no substance to them
>>33607587Check if breasts are fake. Trannies rarely have big naturals
>>33607615He'll need to check for a prostate then.Also, tomboy?
Men You have to lick period blood of one woman off the sheets. Which woman do you chose to bleed on it?
>>33607621Alexandra Daddario
Normalize asking women if they are trans. Truth is you can't always tell
>>33607617>all the words would have absolutely no substance to themThe words would have substance if they inform my decision.
>>33607598There are more serial killers in the sub 80 IQ than there are in the median. The intelligence of mass murderers puts the average people in the lesst likely category compared to the more intelligent and most retarded. Meticulous can come into question with numerous cases. Peaople mistake opportunity seeking and lucknfrom incompetence or perfect storm scenarios for being meticulous in post, I mean just look at the kurder mansion or LIS.
>>33607619>tomboyNo
>>33607623You can tell 99% of the time. Trannies pass as smoothly as kidney stones.
>>33607626Still more than you because you can't even plan for healthy balanced meals for a whole week.
>>33607609Boys who can't get women already tend to become "women" with dicks.>>33607612No money. Only women will go to college and get the vast majority of high paying office jobs. Men's appearance will be utilitarian and their purchasing power will be eaten by inflation (and women).
>>33607621My ex had the sweetest period sex, my dick used to smell like metal and candy all the time
>>33607614The local squirrels have been too suicidal in their quest for the nut.
>>33607625>my Yeah see, stopped caring right there
>>33607639Then shut up
>>33607641You first
>>33607621Rebecca Ferguson. Then I'll only have to do it for a few more years.
I need to stop vaping my lungs can’t take much abuse
>>33607642Yes mistress
>>33607621I don't think you could actually get even a small amount of blood out of sheets with your tongue
When you're completely shallow, you'll attract other shallow people. It's a bit confusing how people in this thread then get upset that people offer them anything back but shallowness.
>>33607644Why don't you stop breathing while you're at it
>>33607648Counter argument: chunks
>>33607649Because idiots have no self awareness.
>>33607649Sex is only unit of value I understand honestly I would forget her personality in a matter of seconds
Post scale and I'll post mine. I'm 5'11" 183lb
>>33607650I can’t I have incels to bully and women to rape, it’s not easy being a busy chad
>>336076565'0, 53kg (or 117lb)
>>33607649>get upset that people offer them anything back but shallownessI don't get upset. I want to be a woman's living dildo.
>>33607659UwU
I matched with a jeet wtf lol
>>33607662Don't you uwu me >:(
>>33607664ENTJeet lmao
>>33607664>"My parents will like you if"Red flag>>33607659Damn, we are both fat.
>>33607667>we are both fat.Nah you're fat.
>>33607664Play it right and you will be a vice president in the future
gf is on vacation with friends. they were chatting with a worker at her hotel and he asked her instagram to show them nightlife spots. she told me all this.i reacted unbothered. was this an attempt to make me jealous or harmless? if anything it just pissed me off a little. i don’t know how i should respond or if it’s a big deal at all
>>33607668For 5' you should be 90lbI should be 150lb
>>33607665Oops. I mean, I'm sure you're really badass. Like a dwarf or hobbit.
>>33607664Don't worry, she matched with a jeet too
>>33607671You did well not to react.
Women, why are you like this? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cZgj2Ui5Ces
>>33607671Tbh I'd try to tease you too if you were my bf, you've been sperging out about this since weeks.
>>33607593Yes, though it's more complicated than just that.
>>33607680Why do you watch pedo stuff?
>>33607685What makes you want him as the dad?
>>33607677so i shouldn’t bring it up again right? it does bother me especially if she is gonna go out with that dude and her friends>>33607683it’s my first time posting on this board trying to understand you creatures. apparently it’s a common theme? which does soothe me a little i guess
>>33607683>Tbh I'd try to tease you too if you were my bfHot
>>33607691After spending a lot of time thinking about him and how I feel about him, I feel like he's special in a way I've never felt about a guy before. When we're together, it's not just like two friends hanging out, which is how my past romantic relationships more or less felt. Maybe he's just so out of my league that I'm reading the difference as something more romantic and surreal than it actually is.
>>33607692>so i shouldn’t bring it up again right? it does bother me especially if she is gonna go out with that dude and her friendsThat's tough, but I guess I wouldn't since its a group setting.
>>33607698Oh, are you going to try and date him? Not just have him be a donor?
>>33607703Idk. Like I said, it's complicated. It'd be some retarded throuple shit if we were to get together, and I feel like that's just setting myself and my future kid up for failure somehow.
>>33607705Oh, morning JH.
>>33607706Why tf did it take you so long to figure out it's her?
>>33607706Gmorning.
>>33607672I'm pregnant, dickhead. And it would still be on a healthy weight. According to actual medical professionals anyway.
>>33607698Damn, Chad dick is one of the most powerful things in the world...
>>33607698Your ex's bf?
>>33607707JH isn't known for taking creampies
>>33607671>>33607692>gf is on vacation with friendsKek. Why didn't you go with her? It's a common cuck story.>don't worry bro she's just going out with her friends around aggressive drunk foreign men, just don't be insecure :)Even if she doesn't cheat by fucking someone, there's a high chance she'll get her ass groped or kisses some dude. Foids don't count kissing as cheating.
If I hit you in the meat, would you cum?
>>33607714Lurk more.
>>33607710NTA. Congrats.
>>33607711I want to disagree, but I keep thinking about it, so maybe.>>33607713Yes.>>33607714It's how to make a baby, so of course I need to take one eventually.
>>33607705>throuple bullshityes despite what women's magazines and media tell you it's a terrible idea to get knocked up by a guy that excites you and then try to find a high earning stable guy to be the father figure, it's the surest way to become part of some bad statistic.
>>33607718Thanks! I had been trying for a while :D
>>33607719>It's how to make a baby, so of course I need to take one eventually.Didn't you take two cumshots a few decades ago?
>>33607719Lel give us some suifuel, how tall and how big is he
>>33607717I've been here since before birdy got fucked.>>33607719>It's how to make a baby, so of course I need to take one eventually.I figured you'd do artificial insemination.
>>33607730>I've been here since before birdy got fuckedIn that case you must be severely retarded.
>>33607731Yeah, and your cock is bigger than mine.
>>33607720He is a high earning, relatively stable guy who wants to be a father figure. Which is what makes arguing against not trying the throuple thing difficult. If he was just some fuckboy, of course it'd be clear that being with him wouldn't be productive at all.>>33607726He's around six foot and change, pretty proportional but not skinny. I don't think his looks are the best thing about him, though.
>>33607720better to have a father figure than not
>>33607731>muh e-celebsKys
what's better for cheap stuff? temu or aliexpress
>>33607730>artificial inseminationI've joked about that before, sure. But I want to have a kid in as normal a way as possible, starting with a normal conception.
>>33607734I meant how big is his dick, but I just remembered this is the guy who humbled you. What is the best thing about him?
>>3360747190% of women out there do not love their man, they don't know how to love anyway; they only tolerate him as long as he provides.Learn to be stoic and get by without their fake and subpar love therefore about 90% of women should be invisible to you. Rise up above your biological programming.Take care of your health anons and find distractions to help pass the time, that's all most people do anyway, the difference is they do it with somebody so time wasted together flows differently.
>>33606961At least Ted Bundy was funny, charming, humble, and harmless to his family and neighbors, amiright?https://youtu.be/BKhI86h7Uwk
>>33607739Not her but he's seven inches.
>>33607734>He is a high earning, relatively stable guy who wants to be a father figure. Which is what makes arguing against not trying the throuple thing difficultJust do it. It's Chad's rights.
>>33607734Picking a random guy to be your baby's "father figure" tends to go one of two ways, he either wants more involvement and decision making power than baby momma is comfortable with, or he gets his own potential for kids at some point and focuses more on that and downgrades himself to "cool uncle" in your kid's life. >>33607735I'd argue it's even worse than a single mom because then you're setting a kid up to have his world's foundations blown apart at some point, almost certainly leaving him with a lingering hatred and distrust for women, loose or absent respect for normal male social roles and authority, and probably a fucked financial situation unless everyone involved is a millionaire.
>>336077478"*
>>33607734How does your ex feel about it?
>>33607705>It'd be some retarded throuple shit if we were to get together, and I feel like that's just setting myself and my future kid up for failure somehow.Throuples will probably be normal by the time they grow up.
>>33607754nta but nope.
>>33607739>>33607747Around 7", yeh. The thickness was more of the issue.>>33607749Don't be stupid.
>>33607754>throuples will be normal any day now!t. Degenerates for the last 500 years
>>33607659Same but one foot taller.
>>33607756Most women are bi, and the percentage of men who are incels is increasing substantially.
>>33607767I'm bi and I hate sharing. There's no correlation of being bi and wanting to be with multiple people at the same time.
>>33607750Like I said, the guy I want to get knocked up by wants to be the provider and father figure. There wouldn't be another guy in the picture, just another mom.>>33607752We've talked about it a lot. In passing she's very cool with the idea since she wants to help raise a baby but doesn't want to get pregnant herself. When us three have seriously discussed that sort of thing as a "what if" scenario, it felt like her and I wanted slightly different things out of the whole scenario, though.
>>33607764>Degenerates for the last 500 yearsGays, trannies, and bdsm all became normalized in 50 years.
>>33607754Idk about that. I want more data on how kids do socially and mentally after being raised in that environment.
>>33607773LGBT things are not degenerate though. If you look at it rationally. BDSM is.NTA
>>33607777>LGBT things are not degenerate thoughLol
>>33607779They're not, I don't know what to tell you.Wanting to fuck someone of the same gender as you doesn't make you a degenerate.
>>33607771What slightly different things?
>>33607784I want to answer this thoroughly, but I need to do some work stuff. Can it wait like half an hour?
>>33607787Sure, yes.
>>33607773being gay isn't degenerate, it's completely normal. bdsm is degenerate though which includes your tradcuck authority roleplays
>>33607769>I'm bi and I hate sharing. There's no correlation of being bi and wanting to be with multiple people at the same timehttps://openpsychometrics.org/research/demographics-of-polyamory/
Tell your preacherTell your doctorTell your mama, tell your fatherThat you're my slaughter
>>33607777>LGBT things are not degenerate though. If you look at it rationally. BDSM is.Saying something is degenerate is more of a moral proclamation, than a rational conclusion.
>>33607791nta but correlation =/= causation and you can be one, but not the other. or both. i suspect you are too stupid to grasp nuance though
>>33607791>>33607795One cool guy made a great joke once: Polyamorous people have a scheduling kink.
>>33607710Poor baby will be born to an evil woman midget, many such cases
Scrotoids, how big is your penis?
>>33607791>only half of men are not polyamorousyikes
>>33607796are you going to post this in every thread? we get it, you either are mkg or you want to suck his cock. fuck off
>>33607795The entire conversation was about correlation.>There's no correlation of being bi and wanting to be with multiple people at the same time
>>33607794By moral standards though, being gay/a tranny doesn't necessarily makes you a sex-crazed individual. Because that's the implication. At least from what I interpreted, putting gay people next to bdsm implies that being gay is on the same level as being into bdsm.
>>33607781It does, literally speaking
>>33607797learn english before you be idiotic on 4chan kid
>>33607797See it this way: the evil woman midget was successful in reproducing.
>>33607803I was referring to those things as sociosexual taboos that've been largely lifted in recent years.
>>33607804Explain your reasoning.
>>33607771>two lesbians wanting donor to be a father figureThis has a high probability of him either wanting more authority and involvement than you're willing to give or he grows out of playing this game the minute he meets a woman who wants his baby. Incidentally I only know two lesbian couples, one of which is a relative that basically begged/demanded one of the men in our family give her sperm to use on her partner, often making everyone uncomfortable, she hit one guy up right after he turned 18, weird as hell. Anyways she did eventually have a kid and I'm pretty sure someone cracked because the kid has our family features. I try to be nice to him and treat him like any other cousin at family functions, but that's going to be awkward as hell someday.
>>33607802i'm not the person who said it wasn't correlated. i'm saying the correlation doesn't have implicit meaning.
>>33607808Sociosexual taboos and "degenerate" things are 2 different things.For the UK's government you're forbidden by law to fuck if it's not in missionary. That's a Sociosexual taboo. Degeneracy would be being into specific fetishes.
>>33606961How do I know if a woman is dominant (on a dating app or real life)?
>>33607813>i'm not the person who said it wasn't correlatedRight, but I was only arguing there is a correlation, to the woman who asserted there isn't one.
>>33607816First off, that girl is an obvious sub.
>>33607816>How do I know if a woman is dominant (on a dating app or real life)?They don't exist. You can pay her to pretend to be dominant for 30 mins or 1 hour, though.
>>33607791I guess there's that then. But even then it's not nearly enough data to make a proper assumption. As in the numbers are too vast to make a proper assumption that bi people are inherently into polyamory.
>>33607819But the overall conversational context is that "throuples will be normal" in the future because "most women are bi". This is not necessarily true, because being bi and being poly are not actually connected.
>>33607825NTA. Are you bi?
>>33606961I hate women.
>>33607829Congratulations chuddy-kun
>>33607831Thank you.
>>33607825Well, there's also the aspect of there being fewer, and fewer eligible men over time.
This one is going to a very special retarded cunt.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EG7vOZXKMCk
>>33607816I think a dom woman would want an open relationship
>>33607791As usual, no names no sources
>>33607828Yes, and i'm not poly. Lol
>>33607829I fapped to a ballbusting vid in your honour.
>>33607834NTA but men who women deem worthy of reproducing with have always been few.It's also vastly observed in mammals as a whole.
>>33607836>I think a dom woman would want an open relationshipThis ^
>>33606961i hate men
>>33607813Hilarious chart title, wish it was actually decently sized.
>>33607834Yeah I don't personally believe that, lol. I don't even necessarily believe that throuples won't be more common; I think they actually will. I just think you guys have bad reasoning and are making stupid assumptions.
Femanons, is this you?
I understand why so many young men get into tiktok """stoicism""". It's a natural evolution from crying about the world being unfair.
>>33607835Nicehttps://youtu.be/2S24-y0Ij3Y
>>33607848Why do you think they'll be more common?
Maleanons, is this you?
>>33607851I wish, looks aesthetic
>>33607853My only thought about Blackpink is that Jennie is hot, but I don't really like their music from what little I've heard. They sound like a far less melodic 2NE1 to me.
>>33607851Nah, I have ikea furniture :3
>>33607859Ok
>>33607858>>33607860Femanons, is THIS you?
>>33607846Wowow sexo
>>33607862I'd let him use me, yeah.
>>33607854I think it will be more common because polyamory is becoming more normalized at the same time that cheating is becoming more demonized. Historically marriage was more of a business transaction than something we did based on love, as that has changed so have our personal (not legal) attitudes towards infidelity.
>>33607839Nta. Same here. Every other bi person I know is not poly either. Straight people are poly as fuck in my experience
>>33607789Okay, so I'm arguably sort of traditional. If I were going to do the throuple, I think it could and should be as natural as possible. We all love each other, and we're all secure enough that we don't NEED to be a three person unit for every single interaction and decision. Her and her bf are extremely competent, but they're also impulsive. I'm probs less so in both regards, but I'm glad they respect me and are willing to go at my pace whenever we do things together. At the same time, I think they're extremely and uniquely compatible when it comes to their personalities, and I wouldn't want to slow that down by needing my hand held 24/7. So I expressed my security that they don't need to more or less baby me when we're outside my comfort zone but in theirs. But she was apparently against that notion. She says they enjoy my company in a way that doesn't bother or frustrate them at all, and that she'd want the three of us essentially joined at the hip if we were to become an official relationship. And that's fine, I love them, but essentially tying their social arms behind their backs just so I don't feel left out (especially when I've already said I DON'T feel left out) makes me feel sick. Like I'm hijacking something that works beautifully without me.
>>33607862Nope
>>33607848>Yeah I don't personally believe that, lolFewer and fewer men are getting into relationships, no?
>>33607865You'd give it up that easily?What if he got bigger boobs than you?
>>33607868Stop swearing.
>>33607874>You'd give it up that easily?I like sex.
>>33607875lmFUCKINGao
>>33607836This, it's a "you think you want it, but you don't" thing. They also want your money, don't want to wear the outfits -you- like, etc. It's a meme fetish
>>33607868Yeah, I hang out with people all across every spectrum that exists. Most poly people I've met are straight dudes lol
>>33607876Are you like a little raccoon who can't get enough of it?
>>33607837It’s worse, it’s a survey from 4000 people over 30 years. Don’t know where they are from, assume US. Essentially it’s useless
>>33607868>>33607839Is this a sore subject for bi people?
>>33607883Maybe
>>33607881>Most poly people I've met are straight dudes lol"I just like, don't own a woman's sexuality, ya know?"
>>33607885nta, but also bi.No, but you're out here saying something that isn't true for 3 people now itt.
>>33607887And if I don't give you what you want, would this be your reaction?
>>33607876What's the sexiest sex you've ever sexed
>>33607870Tbh that sounds like you're sabotaging yourself. They are fully grown adults. If they say it's fine, it's fine. You don't have to try and take responsibility for their decisions, that frankly rather arrogant and condescending. Even in an ideal setting just the man of your dreams, he'd make sacrifices to become a father. Being a parent will always mean sacrifices and compromise and they are both willing to accept that fact. Besides, what better setup could there be than three people to share the responsibility of raising a kid? Ofc it might not be traditional but even if you got married, you have zero guarantee that you'd be good together as parents and won't just split up and get new partners. You'd have to figure that out and navigate it too. Honestly, I feel like you should go for it. You said this is the year before you'd just do it on your own anyways. If it all goes wrong you can always just do that too and do it alone if the dynamics goes to shit.
>>33607863what
Im starting to think people on language learning apps are just using it as a "date a foreigner" kind of serviceyou can even filter by ethnicity based on the languagealso its funny but pathetic how many pajeets say theyre fluent in asian languages to try and date whilst using a translator
>>33607889NTA, 4
>>33607889NTA
>>33607894You don't say
>>33607885It plays into the "all bi people are slutty skanky whores who will fuck anything" stereotype, so yes. Plus we are often approached by ugly men who beg us to fuck their girlfriends, or approached by women who turn out to be already dating someone, which is very frustrating if you just want a normal 2 person partnership.
>>33607893I LOVE misandrists! What’s your favourite colour?
>>33607890Yeah.>>33607891After I got my covid vaccine, bf and I were fucking and I kept having orgasms. Then they slowly turned into pain all over my body because of the vaccine. Would do it again. I was coming up to an hour later until the pain started.
>>33607895>>33607889>>33607868>>33607839Damn, so many girl lickers
>>33607905Women are just more desirable than men.
>>33607839
>>33607898I do say so if I may say so, dare I say, think this is the truth
>>33607907Nice bait
>>33607904>I was coming up to an hour later until the pain started.How do women even get out of bed? My orgasms last 4 seconds. I'm not sure I'd ever see the light of day again if I could orgasm for an hour.
As a bi woman, I'd only accept to be in a poly relationship if I was the center of the attention. So that's a little pointless.
>>33607905hell yeah brother
>>33607892>They are fully grown adults. If they say it's fine, it's fine. You don't have to try and take responsibility for their decisions, that frankly rather arrogant and condescending.I'm just scared that their patience will run out with me. And I don't want that to happen if it could affect my future baby's life.
>>33607906I don't disagree.
when I plan a date I always say "next week..."something like 65% of women think I mean "this week" when I say "next week"women, what causes this malfunction to occur?my language is pretty clear
>>33607914After I masturbate I just feel normal again and continue on with my life.
Women are completely bogged without makeupWe should normalize makeup for incels then they will go from creep to edgy bishonen chad women want
>>33607920That's a risk in literally every single possible scenario where you have a kid. There is no such thing as a guarantee that it will go as planned. The point of being a parent is that you'll always figure it out and find a way, no matter what.
>>33607923you're probably mumbling or hard to listen to or take seriously, is my guess based on no additional information.
>>33607918Why you doxx me like that? Damn son
what do girls?>tried to have sex for with this girl for the first time, yesterday>penis couldn't get in>2 fingers in is tight>"it hurts, you are too big" (I'm 7 inches)>"this has happened to me before" she sayspretty sure she has vaginismus. She apologized after and it made me sad. Sex was bad if I'm honest, she wasn't even good at giving head or beating off. I'm not in love or anything...She was also kind of dry, which didn't help
>>33607930I ask them out via text usually so thats not whats happening
>>33607927>Women are completely bogged without makeupI never wore makeup in my life and just this monday at office I got complimented 3 times.I don't think I'm an exception to the rule at all.
>>33607931Thanks, I got your IP now.
>>33607923If you say that on the weekend then "next week" starts on monday brainlet.
>>33607927f, unironically agree with you. please do this incels
>>33606961I'm glad I'm a male and capable of lusting after horse girls instead of serial KILLERS
>>33607936Ok, come over, I have off brand cola zero.
>>33607906We have better taste in women, though.Sydney Sweeny > Megan Fox
I dreamt I downloaded tinder and had sex
>>33607932Sounds like she'll only be able to have good sex with someone she can trust and she can feel vulnerable with.If you're not staying for a relationship, just drop her. Don't play with her feelings.t. girl with vaginismus
>>33607942Dystopian
>>33607915As a bi woman, I would only accept being in a poly relationship if the others would fuck in front of me and indulge my cuckquean kink.
>>33607942it was a prophecy. follow it
>>33607927Women hate literally any effort on your part, they want to fantasize that men roll out of bed perfect and never exercise, diet, or style their hair. Makeup is never going to work because they can immediately tell you put it on and it'll give them the ick that you tried to make yourself more appealing in some way. I have a bunch of skincare stuff and women have universally reacted negatively to seeing it, so I hide it under the sink if any girls come over.
>>33607944KEK
>>33607948Hahahah, hihihihih
>>33607947>Women hate literally any effort on your part, they want to fantasize that men roll out of bed perfectUnironically yeah.t. woman who's been told she's cute after rolling out of bed.
>>33607943is vaginismus a beneficial evolutionary trait for filtering out low-commitment partners
>>33607946Hi witch woman, I didn’t talk to your Ashkhan yet though. *Give 1000 gold*
How do I deliberately make my moid mad to get angry sex?
I dreamt an anon downloaded tinder and then he wanted to meet a girl but instead i had anal sex with him
>>33607929I want data that says taking that risk on a throuple is comparable to the risk taken as an ordinary couple. I want to take every precaution and route of thought available to me when judging the possibility of the relationship. That way, nobody can claim that I just really wanted to get fucked while having tits in my face and that I wasn't thinking things through rationally.
>>33607957Ugh, my ex used to do this.
>>33607950Pls not this again, I just like having a laugh :3>>33607959Whoa, maybe we can meet on tinder!
>>33607947i feel like you've never actually had a woman over because my friends gush over their bfs managing to wash their face with anything other than hand soap
>>33607953I have no idea, anon. I just know that even my OBGYN commented on it last time.It would make sense I guess? A patient guy would make a better partner? ??? That's just speculation on my part.
>>33607957Be annoying
>>33607957Inject him with roids and then set the alarm too early whilst straddling him before it goes off. https://youtube.com/shorts/nL8kuAUL0JY
>>33607957Slap him, and scratch him during, hard enough to leave marks, that's the only way if he doesn't have the brat tamer thing naturally
>>33607960You'll literally never have a kid with this mindset. Good luck tho.
>>33607946i will hear no more of your occult nonsense
>>33607962You started it.
>>33607957Do the literal same thing you did in high school to piss off moids. You did go to high school, did you not?
>>33607971It was very silly and funny, yes. I would do it again
>>33607963I'm not dating any of your friends lol
>>33607974LOL
>>33607933oh, you're probably just ugly then
GenderHow do you interpret this phrase?>You've made me re-think my entire belief system in a month and a half.Context: get in new job, just hang out with some new job friends.
>>33607968your posts read like you are genuinely unsafe to be around irl
>>33607978NTA. Draw something, please :)
>>33607973I did but back then I was scared of moids and avoided them
>>33607940I'll bring my cream soda.We're gonna mix some crazy shit like in a meth lab.
>>33607980FDepends on what you did. Did you talk to this person about your takes on things or did you ruin their life?
>>33607968Alright. How would you suggest I navigate this from here, then? Just text them right now "Hey, I think I'm ready for the relationship and if you two agree, we should meet up tonight and make it official. Also put a baby in me."?
>>33607978Pp swollen
>>33607980Impressionable people are very susceptible to being hypnotized by groupthink.
>>33607980MSound like a good thing?
>>33607973NTA, at first I didn't recall interacting with males at all before uni but thinking about it, they were always mad as hell at me and my friends anyway. Why are guys like this?
>>33607979they agree to the date though? whats wrong with you lmaoyoure just looking to insult anons
>>33607980you have successfully convinced them that capital execution, in certain extreme cases, may be permissible and that to allow people like you to live would be a greater crime against society than the moral burden of executing you
>>33607986He and a co-worker of ours started dating recently, and I've since sat down to talk with them about feelings a few times (they asked me for help).
>>33607987I mean, idk how deep you've already delved into the topic with them and where you are standing rn but yeah, why not. At some point you'll have to just rip off the bandaid and there will never be the perfect context to do that. Each day you wait is a day less you'll have with your kid.
This new girl at the gym was giving me the most slutty eyes while chewing gum
>>33607980F. Just a sycophantic exaggeration, an attempt to make you more invested in whatever social tie there is between the two of you.
>>33607989Slap it real hard
>>33607992Was one of your friends a stacy? Was she bitchy to them?
>>33608003You treat your things harshly
>>33608002Yeah this has been my suspicion.
>>33607996So what are you confused about? Sounds crystal clear to me. Or did you just want to tell someone about the impact you had on someone? Thats fine. You can get a little pat on the shoulder. Unless you told him utter bullshit. So what did you tell him?
>>33608006Yes. Thats how I like to do things
>>33608009I just find it hard to believe because I frankly don't really get emotionally vulnerable with people, ever.I'm basically more inclined to believe this >>33608002
>>33608002>>33608008>People can't be genuinely impressed
>>33607900>Plus we are often approached by ugly men who beg us to fuck their girlfriendsWould it be ok if the guy didn't want to be involved?
>>33608010Well now it hurts a lot thanks
>>33608012Maybe it's just me being cynical but I've only known this person for a few weeks, so my defenses are up.
bisexual people are all sluts. i know this from experience
>>33608018kinky
>>33608018>tfw most women are bisexual
>>33607987"Hello, female friend. Your boyfriend's dick has ruined me permanently and I am utterly inconsolable. I prostrate myself before you, a broken wreck of woman, and beg that I be allowed to live out my days as a live-in mistress subordinate in status to yourself. I offer my womb to carry your baby to term in surrogate, gladly taking on all the ravages of pregnancy in your stead, as I accept my role as your property. If you refuse I will hurl myself out of a window because that would be less painful than to live out the pitiful facsimile of a life deprived of THAT dick.
>>33608017Of course you're cynical a normal person doesn't overthink compliments
>>33608014You're welcome Now answer this question >>33607716
>>33608018I like sluts
>>33608026The answer is: probably. Maybe give it a little squeeze
my "lesbian" friend has several actors she says she'd go straight for. shes also had some boyfriends in the past. Is she just bisexual in denial?
>>33608028I accidentally made a song for discord groomers to abuse their kittens to. You just reminded me of it.
>>33608029I think everyone is a little bi. My personal belief is that people are much more attracted to specific traits than male/female
>>33608033Uhm…which am I…and are you gonna post it or not :3
>>33608005No, I was an autistic weeb and my friends were a fat horse girl and a yaoi fangirl. The yaoi fangirl might've been bitchy in telling them off but that was after they tried to steal my backpack and dragged me along the ground since I wouldn't let go of it.
>>33608034I think most people are, but not all.Im 100% straight for example. I dont mean that to brag or as an insecurity or something, my family and friends would accept me if I was gay, but I find men a turn off. Im faceblind with men too, genuinely dont know who is 'handsome' and who is not.
>>33608035I'm not sure desu. What do you think? https://voca.ro/1iGvBqtXQiii
>>33608000I don't have any good rebuttal or comeback for this to prolong the conclusion that I might actually want to give it a try.>>33608023This makes me very mad. I got banned last time I was rude, so I'll just say I don't like this post and I wish you hadn't posted it. It's not ALL about his dick, and I me getting pregnant is a burden I want to take on regardless of this situation.
>>33608018I am only a slut for other women
90-99% of people are bisexual, we all simply choose who to fuck. Like I'm not gay, but if I put my mind to it I'm pretty sure I would be able to enjoy fucking dudes, just like I trained myself to like grapefruit juice. Most people simply have no reason and motivation to edit their preferences like that.
>>33608044I don't think I would like getting fucked by a man
>>33608039*pauses my extremely awesome hardcore rap*This is a very you song lmao. Realistically we’ve played different roles but I want to be the kitten
>>33608044str8 fax
>>33608036>No, I was an autistic weeb and my friends were a fat horse girl and a yaoi fangirl.nta but sounds like my friend group
>>33608034>everyone is a little biFaggots and their projections.
>>33608052Faggot project deez nuts
>>33608049>*pauses my extremely awesome hardcore rap*Pfsh, like what? >a very you songI feel unreasonably insulted>kitten Mhm yeah, that lines up
>>33607987Do it the hot way and just initiate raw sex and tell him to put a baby in you (this is a joke)
>>33608056>like what?C-Carti…I’ve been obsessed due to a funny meme involving cows> unreasonablyOmg…kys. It’s very heady, hot, expectant, cocky and arrogant, with slightly needy undertones. >that lines upNow say I’m a good boy
>>33608055You’re gay.
>>33607901uh... black.
>>33608058I want getting knocked up to be planned and romantic and special. Is that unreasonable?
>>33608036One of you rejected one of them. That must've been the reason.
>>33608062Hey me too. I wear all black so people won’t look at me…I’d let you look at me (in hatred) if you want to haha…
>>33608040I have never seen someone banned for being rude so that makes me curious what you could possibly have said, and also it was just a lighthearted vignette. I would never sincerely denigrate your attitude towards motherhood.
>>33608059Ok? Will you share the meme with chat or? >Omg…kysWhat can I say, it just not niche enough, too predictable >Now say I’m a good boyFirst give me a reason to clap
Today I went to a doctor and he asked a bunch of questions including "why aren't you married yet"Then he told me "had I not been married I might've married you"???Do men pity unmarried women and think they need saving by marriage/that their dick would save us from shriveling and dying alone?
>>33608039That melody sounds stolen.>>33608051I love Okami.
>>33608069To be fair, women are tripping over themselves to marry doctors with high incomes
>>33608069I hate doctors. How did you answer?
>>33608067I was very rude with zero constructiveness. I understand why I got the three day vacation. And good, I'm glad it was a joke. I'm very paranoid that maybe my horniness and desperation could be clouding my judgement on all this.
>>33608063>Is that unreasonable?No, of course not. It should be special
>>33608070>stolen WHAT *steals yo mama*
>>33608069Sounds like a 60 year old cunt (male).
>>33608070>I love Okami.It's part of having great taste. I'm so happy Kamiya is finally working on a sequel!
>>33608068No because it will dox me sorry. Let me paint you a picture Cow standing in field as hooligan zoomer approaches cow playing this songhttps://youtu.be/39XR4EXFz5Y?si=dDmD4mPPosLVYfFlCow looks unimpressedThat’s it. > a reason to clapI just woke up…
>>33608069He just finds you attractive. It’s not pity. Probably some issues at home too.
>>33608069Sometimes we are just confused about why a girl is single. He thinks you are attractive>their dick would save us from shriveling and dying aloneYes men do believe in the magic powers of dick, see this thread regarding lesbians
>>33608078I hope it doesn't use RE engine.Don't need that open world stutter from MH Worlds and DD 2.
>>33608069Yes. Thank your savage gods for my benevolence, that I offer you my penis like a branch for a drowning woman to grab onto, that I might pull you ashore to life.
>>33608080>a meme will dox meyou're such a dramatic attention whore, you're not that special
>>33608084Likely won't. But then again we know nothing about the game. Just maybe the hint that it's gonna have a different artstyle.
Being a bisexual incel is hell on earth, nobody will ever understand our suffering
>>33608075Ok good. I thought it was retarded that I picture it being mushy and cliched.
>>33608089*wiggles my hips*Special enough for you to stare ;3
>>33608069Was this doctor from India or Africa?
Why aren't you a soldier?
>>33608080>Cow standing in field as hooligan zoomer approaches cow playing this>Cow looks unimpressedGotta be honest, I don't get it. >I just woke up…Consider this song a warninghttps://voca.ro/1nkCY8HwRjiD
>>33608097I was in a past life and got owned at Okinawa
>>33608096He was from America.
>>33608090I'm not 100% convinced it's ever going to be released, if I'm being honest.Okami might be a cult classic and widely regarded as a great game, but I kind of can see Capcom just never finishing it.Of course I still hope for the best.
>>33608097I don't want to be a welfare queen
>>33608099>open voca>browser crashesWell played, I feel vaguely threatened and horny
>>33608104You will be.
>>33608097I'm not stupid.
>>33608103It's more about Kamiya than it is about Capcom. And Capcom already made Okamiden fopr the DS (a sequel, just not from the creators). So I'm not sure why you're convinced it won't be finished.
>>33608108You aren't yet. But you will be.
>>33608069MMy wife has a few single friends that I wish would meet someone like me but not me, if that makes sense.
>>33608097I was going to sign up last month, but my achilles tendonitis (since covid, got one vac, coincidence, maybe) never fucks off. I can barely take walks without a niggling pain, let alone jog without it starting to burn up, let alone do whatever the fuck they are likely to make me do in the army, to where my entire shit would likely snap off. The achilles killed my boxing career too. Missed too many years (on year 5 now). Now I have to live like a peasant.
Were you ever part of a death squad responsible for black bagging, torturing, and executing the political enemies of your leader?
>>33608104>do job in exchange for pay and benefits>welfare queenthis kind of shit is why lolbertarianism never went anywhere
>>33608107>>33608111Weird shit, just say you're schizophrenic and you'll never have to touch a gun
>>33608106I̷͎̖̕ń̴͕̋͌͘ ̴̛̼̙̯͕̎̉͠ṫ̸̖̒̀ĥ̵̡̪͆̕i̷̮̹̒̋̓͘͝s̸̖̪͎̏͋̾̄ ̷̤́̍̕̕ͅḇ̷̽̓͗̕i̴̜͍̟̦̮̎̀t̶̮̣̹̩͙̍c̶͖̮͔͙͊̇̽h̵͉̣͙̙͐̍͘ ̶͍͎͙̰̐g̴̛̪̖͈̽͒ó̶͖̕į̷̂ṅ̶̳̙͂̏̓͐ǧ̶̞̞͌̽ͅ ̵̮͓̳̳̒͛͊̄c̴̝͈͔͑̀̀̇ȓ̸̝̹̇̈́͂̌á̵̱͙͋̈́z̶̛̞̭̣͍̑̆͂ỳ̶̶̧̝͉̮̪̥͖̬̼̏̌̎̐̊̑͜͝I̶̞̘̣͓̿̒̕ ̶̟̐̄ͅẃ̵̻̀͌͝ḧ̸̩̻͓́̐̏̆i̵̻͑͑͗͘p̸̻̿̄ ̴̛̗̭͊̕ţ̴̇̿h̵͍̽́͜i̸̖͎͐̆͆̿͑s̶̡̛̞̝͙̈́̍̚͝ ̴̢͌͛͛͝s̶̺͐̃h̷̢̹̰͇̹͌̈́͝í̷̛͚̗̊ṭ̴̡̨̜̄̈́̉̐̍ ̴̥̱̻̗̀̚l̶̗̜̖̗͂͂̿î̶͔͈͘͜k̷̛̼̞̘͉̂̎e̵̢͖̜̓ ̶̍̀̿̽͜á̶̰́̈́̏ ̶̼͓̜͛̊͘̕͠b̷̡͓͛͑́́͜a̸̧̟̦̻̹͠ḅ̷̤̗̈́y̶̸̧̩̘̙̤̔̈́́͘͜Ĭ̵͚̫͑͆̕͘ ̸̘̩̖̮̈̏͠ͅf̶͓̰̋̑͒͝u̴̯̬͌ĉ̷̩͚͈̦̓̈́̕ķ̵͕̮̟̒ ̵͖̝͓̦̬͝y̸̫͉̌̍̉o̴̖͌ữ̵̦̗̩r̷̬̖̩̜̾̌͐͘ ̸͍̺̫̳͚́̊b̵̝̍ì̷̟̤̝̒̾͑̔ͅt̴̢̩̙͌͜͝c̷̫̮̑́̄́͝ͅḫ̶͗̔͝,̴̭̃̒̈̃ ̸͆͆̓͊͝s̸̺͉͉̒̿̊ĥ̸͕͚̜̜̿̔ẻ̴̺̠͙͚̑͠ ̶̹̘̏̚m̷̹͙̗̓̍̍y̵̢͍̰͚̙͛̀̃͝ ̶̘̫̈́͒b̵͚̆̋̌a̸̞̺͙̋b̸̗̠̹̏͊̇́͠ͅy̵̖̾̔̋
>>33608110>So I'm not sure why you're convinced it won't be finished.Plenty of games get announced and then never make it to the end.And Capcom might not be willing to put in enough money for a game the size of a true Okami sequel.
>>33608114no, can't say I have. I bet I would be good at it though
>>33608118Omg I knew it, you still like me :3Tats on my neck and my arm
>>33608116I have some gift of prophesy.
>>33608124Skin a nigga alive, make a drum
>>33608119>And Capcom might not be willing to put in enough money for a game the size of a true Okami sequel.Okami wasn't high budget, friend. This one isn't gonna be either. It's roughly the same size team.
>>33608124I have a face tattoo of a penis. A big, giant cock on my forehead. I like showing it off to families when they walk their toddlers on leashes down the main street. It's hilarious seeing parents covering their kid's eyes so they won't have to look at my forehead pee pee.
>>33608115Soldiers work for the state and are paid by the state for unproductive labour. They produce no goods or services, they destroy wealth. That's what a welfare queen does
>>33608130Literally me
>>33608127I’m in the kitchen go crazy >>33608130In my dream society you would be heralded as an icon of art for breaking boundaries of sexuality and sociability
>>33608071A doctor is an attractive job, but you have to be attracted to the person first>>33608072I laughed awkwardly and was about to leave it at that, but then the "don't want to fake my opinions" part of me said something to the effect thank you for trying to save me from remaining unmarried (sarcastically ofc)>>33608077I think he's in his 40s>>33608082Idk anon, I didn't think I look anything special. I think men genuinely think it's their duty to save a damsel in distress, particularly not having a dick in her life and think you're sexually unsatisfied and therefore need a dick to come to the rescue>>33608083>>33608084Kek>>33608096He's neither black nor indian. We're the same race, ethnicity...>>33608112>if that makes senseNot quite, anon
>>33608097>Why aren't you a soldier?I am. I didn't spend 8 years in the Army for nothing. I did it for that 10% discount at O'Reilly's.
>>33608131Regardless of your opinion on the goals and policies of the federal government arguing against the very concept of a standing army or professional soldier is beyond retarded and another reason why this ideology crashed and burned.
>>33608114I'm unironically too afraid to answer that
>>33608133Sir, get out of the kitchen, thats mental breakdown territory https://voca.ro/11FVRTbh1P5s
I want to be continuously creampied until I'm pregnant...
>>33608141This is dangerously qt-coded lol
>>33608139Oh I'm not American, I'm European and live next to Russia. Let me tell you all soldiers are welfare queens, laziest fuckers you ever have to meet, the kind of people who couldn't make it in the private sector and needed a cushy government job but since they were men didn't want it to be customer facing cuz they hate being productive citizens.It's not an ideology thing, just an observation
>>33608134Stop spamming, creep.
>>33608145Going to kms now
>>33608148So sorry, I didn’t mean it
>>33608137Omg I missed you femslash poster
>>33608147you sound triggered, idk why you'd be
>>33608150[this IP can no longer be located]
>>33608148I s2g Greta is basically just Chris-Chan with a better PR team.
>>33608157That's because the parts of his nervous system that interface with the interwebs were forcibly disconnected by goons. Now he must live without cyberspace, begging underground surgeons to fix him so he can once more get online.
>>33608159>the PR team in question: pussy
>>33608161Digital Orphans Masterrace unite
>>33608157PUSSY PUSSY SEX SEX WETNESS SNIFF FIRE BURN HAIR RAISING
>>33608165Lololo, hahahaha
I will do anything for a gf, anything....
>>33608146So you live in a country that's got a decent chance of a land invasion in your lifetime and you're still bitching about soldiers? That's just monumentally stupid. I don't particularly like soldiers on a personal level either, young men of poor education tend to be poor company as a rule, that doesn't mean I'd write off their job as unnecessary or a welfare expense.
>>33608168Ok, bend over
>>33608167This could be us but you’re laughing too much
>>33608169>decent chancelooool
>>33608169>I don't particularly like soldiers on a personal level either, young men of poor education tend to be poor company as a ruleHow do you feel about officers in any country's military? People who got degrees in Engineering, Cybersecurity, maybe some less practical but still strategically minded fields like History or Geography, then decided they wanted to serve their country as citizens in uniform, perhaps because it was the next best thing to being a diplomat?
>>33608168*pets your head*
>>33608134>not quiteOkay, to elaborate my wife has some single friends that would absolutely be happier with a man in their lives that does similar things for them that I do for my wife, and I would like them to find a man like that because I generally like them, but I don't want that man to be me and I don't fantasize about myself in the role.
>>33608169>Decent chanceLolLmao even>you're still bitching about soldiers? That's just monumentally stupid.Of course. Those people don't ACTUALLY think they have to fight in a war
>>33608172This could be us but you don't laugh nearly enough
>>33608172Is his nipples photoshopped?
>>33608173idk about you but most people I've met from the Baltics side-eye Russians moving into their country or living there as tourists as a possible pretext for Putin to claim he is "liberating" them from the local culture if shutting off their natural gas pipelines or launching denial of service attacks to put them under siege doesn't work out.
>>33608180Nothing to laugh about…>>33608182I assume so
>>33608172>>33608180Why are male nipples not bannable? They look the same as female ones.
>>33608185>Nothing to laugh about…Insane skill issue
>>33607980>How do you interpret this phrase?>>You've made me re-think my entire belief system in a month and a half.>Context: get in new job, just hang out with some new job friends.Associates from work are not friends, even if you hang out etc, they'll make you feel bad or bring you down
>>33607885It’s a stereotype that doesn’t fit. And dumb men/women will approach us for a threesome with their partner. It gets old.
>>33608183people can imagine whatever they want doesn't mean anything
>>33608186I WISH my nipples looked like that.
>>33608186Because they aren't needed to make and feed babies. Humans are weird like that.
>>33608186It's because of The Implication.
Bicels of the world unite
>>33608178If you weren't taken, would you have dated one of them? :p
>>33608195Sup
>>33607980M, that is insanely passive-aggressive. It's like dealing with a weird bully who passive-aggressively sends you DMs saying "I thought you were insane and weird at first, but your suggestion actually worked out." Or trying to "help" you with unsolicited advice. Those people might not be trying to shove you into a school locker like in the movies, but they are still bullies. They have just figured out plausibly-deniable, passive-aggressive ways to try to knock you down a peg.
>>33608187https://youtu.be/ByYwuGPELPA?si=1mlaHTWUQb71aP09
>>33608193>HumansMostly pissy tradcucks.And those barely count as human.
>>33608195Bicels of a featherWe should stick together:p
>>33608083>Yes men do believe in the magic powers of dickNot exactly dick, but putting a baby inside a woman can rewire her quite drastically
>>33608174I don't really see specialists like that in the same light, they tend to be older and have aged out of the kind of antics and attitudes that annoy me with your usual enlisted. I'm not from a military family but I did live near a military base for many years, if I never see a drunk marine again it'll be too soon.
>>33608080Carti was pretty good back in the day. Now he went too tryhard with the vamp shit and low effort shit. Future is the only one who has improved over the years, others got lazy after becoming successful.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGwYX6X7MNc
>>33608083NtaI think we believe in the power of the dick because we are projecting the power women have over us. A girl can literally cure male depression overnight
>>33608201My honest reaction
>>33608194
>>33608211Oh well
Did anyone dream last night?
>>33608211>>33608213ENTJ hands
>>33608219why are you so obsessed with a random eceleb? seriously, off yourself
>>33608213Ja.
>>33608221Why are you a filthy iSlop user?
>>33608218ye
>>33608218I had a dream that I was about to go to sleep (and the lights were off) then I saw a shadowy figure in the second floor of the house and realized it was my father. So when I saw another shadowy figure I just thought "it's him moving around the house" except it wasn't him and I realized far too late that there was another person in the house, an intruder, and he had a knife and was behind me before I woke myself upWhat did you dream anon?
>>33608223wow what a come back.I arent even that anon, Im just a random person telling (You) eceleb obsessed losers to kill yourself
since when are namefags "ecelebs"
Free hugs for all the moids.
>>33608235;_;
>>33608235Even me? I look like death and I hate myself
>>33608196I don't know, maybe? They're all nice enough women and none of them are ugly, but they've all got reasons why they're single at our age. I guess I get along well with them and know them pretty well but that's largely as a result of the relationship with my wife bridging that gap, like if we were strangers who had just met I don't see myself asking any of them out at a first meeting.
>>33607422The earliest thing I can remember is being a very young baby, 1 or 2, and seeing my mom play a Nintendo game. I remember visiting a water park and falling into the water. I remember getting told my dad wasn’t my real dad and freaking out about it. I remember getting raped.
>>33608235lodges 5 dollars in your slit to get a hug
>>33608235tyty
>>33608240So they're ugly :p
I kinda don't believe in religion because why would anyone be made to like femdom but hate women.
>>33608235Stay the fuck aways
>>33608232don't ask me, it was anons idea
>>33608250I kinda don't believe in religion because why would God make gayness a sin but then create men who spend every day trying to find ways to pin other men down, tackle them, and homosexualistically fuckle them?
If sex can cure incels, why didn't it cure serial killers who hated and killed women/prostitutes, even though many got plenty of sex?Serious question
>>33608074Was it about the anons who posted face
>>33608263Sex can't sure shit hombre
>>33608263It can't, only a new soul can cure them
>>33608262I mean think about it. God said ‘no gay stuff,’ then invented wrestling, rugby, football, jiu jitsu… basically entire sports where dudes oil themselves up, roll around half-naked, breathe in each other’s ears, and call it competition. Bro, that’s not divine law, that’s divine comedy. If sin looks like Friday night practice at the gym, maybe hell is just one big locker room scrimmage.
>>33608248They're not ugly, here are a few examples of the issues>insists on wearing a hijab despite the fact that she's an apostate from IslamNo non-Muslim is going to ask out a woman in a hijab, a Muslim man doesn't want an apostate. >bookish and too scared to talk to menI knew this woman for six months before she spoke to me directly instead of asking my wife to tell me something. I've seen her asked out before and she just stares at them and then afterwards asks if we think the guy will come back and try again, no hun, he won't. >single mom with a baby daddy nowhere to be foundpretty self explanatory, with the added bonus of a "no single dads" policy, thereby excluding the only dating pool that would've been a good match for her.
>>33608268Maybe god likes to fuck with people and see they struggle
>>33608265funny jpg>>33608266I agree, hatred of women can't be cured by sex (though I recognize incels' need for companionship and sex)
>>33608271Kinky
>>33608228I didn't dream, or at least I don't remember dreaming. I woke up sweatier than ever, tho.
>>33608269Why would an apostate wear a hijab? Her family? Society?
>>33608264No, it was just me falling for a ragebait post by responding in a stereotypically /b/ way.
>>33608239That's tough.You should try and cut yourself some slack. It's never too late to change and become a better version of yourself, but that's hard to do for a lot of people when you don't even like yourself.
>>33608263serial killers are a little more damaged than just "waah I haven't gotten enough pussy yet :("
>>33608277I don't know, I've never tried to pry into it, I think maybe it's a family thing as she has a lot of family in the area, although she engages in a lot of un-Muslim activities regularly.
>>33608275do you have any recurrent dreams?
>>33608262https://voca.ro/1lnhW93cl6I5
>>33608263Incels don't crave sex they crave intimacy, which you can't pay for.
>>33608263>sex can cure incelsI don't think anyone thinks this except for particularly deluded flavors of feminists, incels themselves certainly don't think so.
>>33608282Well, at least there's the fact she feels comfortable enough to confide in your wife (and you?) about her leaving her religion
WomenHow do you want to be approached?
>>33607235F I agree with the shower foreplay. After the shower, he throws me on the bed fucks me.
>>33608288>>33608286The crave both, the two can be separate or jointly present, but they crave meaningless sex too. They think their virginity is a big hurdle (desu, I understand) and want to lose it so bad
>>33607235FI never had sex
First incels want sex but they all get hooked on cuddling
>>33608291In a perfectly safe fantasy or in reality?
>>33607743"You just never fucking know"
>>33608235>hmm how do I get more attention from lonely losers? I know! I'll give them "free online hugs" because we all know no female wants to touch them! yess! they will love it!!
>>33608291By a man I know, trust and get along with, in my own bedroom where I've invited him of my own volition
>>33608262So true.>>33608091Hellowo fellow bi friend.>>33608263It was never about the sex. Probably.
>>33608291Would be fun to get kabedoned at least once
>>33608295I guess. But they're also deeply ashamed of their own sexuality, and I'm not sure that hookers fix that for many of them. For some it might, but the psychological damage from a lot of this kind of thing comes from the shame the individual associates with it, not the thing itself. I don't know what fraction I'd attribute to either group though.
>>33608291When I'm fucked up on coke at an illegal balkan underground rave.
>>33608295pretty much any hormonally healthy man is going to crave a sexual release, acting like that's some kind of moral failing on their part is like claiming women are bad people for having periods.
>>33608283Yeah, usually is a very wizard of oz type beat but im looking out a window and there are two or five tornados.. shoulda never watched twister as a youngster kek
Moids, how many cookies can a girl eat in front of you before you get disgusted and think "put the cookies down, fattie"
>>33608286Spot on.
>>33608308>claiming women are bad people for having periods.If they have them, it means they failed to get IMPREGNATED this month
>>33608311Like 10
>>33608308>acting like that's some kind of moral failing on their part i>(desu, I understand)>I recognize incels' need for companionship and sex
Rape victims, do you still like sex? :D
>>33608314speaking of - today is the first day of my mensi. usually starts on tuesday, had some spotting but today I expect a full flow.
>>33608317Yes but I also hate myself
>>33608317Yep, love it.
>>33608134>High-functioning autism in women: a case study
>>33608311Depends on how fat she actually is, as an example it's kind of endearing when your friend who never drinks smashes half a bottle of whiskey one time and starts ranting about how much he loves everyone, it's much less endearing if he's drunk every day and does it.
>>33608319So... no sex today, got it
>>33608311Any number so long as she eats with her mouth closed, stops before she feels sick or uncomfortable, and isn't actually fat.
>>33608311This shit isn't funny. The most frequent thing to happen to women is for them to fatten up from a normal or low eight until they're morbidly obese AND see nothing wrong with it
>>33607463Mayo has a higher smoke point than butter, meaning you can get the bread crispy but not burnt, and adds a little bit of tang to the outside of the bread. Try it.
>>33608306The point of my post (though I was genuinely asking too) is that many people, incels themselves included, think that incels' hatred for women hinges on their lack of access, which means that sex can fix that hatred. But as I watch videos about serial killers, I realize many were sexually successful, yet they hated women so much, raped them, tortured them and killed themSo, imo, sex on its own it's not gonna fix a man who hates women. He's just gonna hate women after having had sex too. hat doesn't mean I don't recognize sex as a biological need and even psychological one, that even as these incels hate women can still yearn to have it fulfilled
>>33608311Not a man, and idk about cookies, but I know for sure that getting two donuts at Dunkin on a date always makes guys comment on it.
>>33608322Anon, I...Im autistic, you're right on the money. But how did you know based on that post?
>>33608332This happened to both my cousin and to a woman I hooked up with. Two separate women, bear in mind, I didn't fuck my cousin.
>>33608319>the first day of my mensiSilly foids always make up silly bullshit like that just to not have sex
>>33608336Oh yeah, for sure. But most incels are not serial killers, so you're going to run into problems trying to map serial killer's psychology onto incels because of just the overlap of "they hate women"
>>33608332>This shit isn't funnyKek
>>33608338Your post was way too detailed and in-depth and went through other people's questions like a fine-toothed comb. If that isn't autism, idk what is(NTA but I have such tendencies myself. Ironically when I'm less autistic it usually results in me rambling ADHD-style and making awful typographical errors).
Why are blacks so hateful and insufferable? I’m in the store minding my own business, and some black woman said I look slow (retarded), and didn’t even look it or interact in any way. You don’t even have to look at those people for them to just harass you…>inb4 you’re being racist, waaaahhh
>>33608326I mean, I don't have a bf sooo I wouldn't be having sex anyways. But red wings are cool
>>33608344You're being racist. Wahhhh. But seriously, don't stereotype all of us just because of a bad interaction.
>>33608311As a fellow person with a sweet tooth I'd be a hypocrite to care; as long as she's not obese it doesn't bother me. Though if she makes a frequent habit of it I'd get worried about her health.
>>33608340Could you change my tampon for me? And then we can snuggle
>>33608341Yeah, but also incels fantasize about raping and killing women tooNot all ofc, and yes most don't act on it, but also is it lack of opportunity, fear of getting locked up, or lack of will (they don't mean what they say)
>>33606961Are there any sure fire way to get myself to not be affected by my emotions (the good and the bad ones)? The dudes here that are emotionally calloused and mean seem way more sure of themselves and better off mentally than never could be. I think the problem is that I care about being good enough for other people too much female friends even says she has this problem too. I'm too milquetoast and boring. How do I mood myself over time into becoming like people here that "have their shit together" and aren't sad about anything?
What makes internet men so picky?For comparison, I have a chadlite bf who's only dated beautiful women before me and he doesn't give a shit about my hairy legs or fat tummy or how many cookies I've had. Last time pigged out on cookies he baked more to surprise me.
>>33608349>As a fellow person with a sweet toothHe means he likes taking cock inside him
>>33608218I had a dream that I woke up and saw somebody reaching out to me pleasantly. Then I woke up again.>>33608317Yeah. Rape and sex really aren't comparable.
>>336083113
>>33608344I like the stories of black Americans going to Africa and realizing that people outside of US aren't passive white cucks and won't tolerate their behaviour.
>>33608357You have interesting fantasies, anon.
>>33608354>>33608357See what I men? How do I get to be like him? ---> >>33608357
>>33608362You tell me, Exhibussy
>>33608337I hope you enjoy(ed) your donuts regardless of what anyone said/says <3
Look, exhibanon is here
>>33608355>he doesn't give a shit about my hairy legs or fat tummyLol
>>33608355>chadlite bfFoids using 4chan lingo is repulsive.
>>33608366Where?!
>>33608358You remember that?!*blushesOne of my fondest dreams. I have ever told one person about it who shared the same dream.
>>33608361African HBCU professors and African expats working as bus drivers in the US are the people to talk to for the reverse of that story.
>>33608371In my bed
>>33608338Normies make these offhand statements that mean nothing and you're spinning your wheels over them.Older men very often do not know how to compliment women in this neutral, reserved, politically correct or very-very-thoughtful way that you're perhaps accustomed to or expect - they use whatever worked when they met their wife, back then. Their understanding on how present day young women operate is also quite limited as they might only have a son, or their daughter isn't grown up yet.
>>33608375need cuddles, STAT
>>33608352No, because we are probably separated by many countries or even an ocean, you stupid
>>33608348I’m black (rightist) as well.I definitely will stereotype our kind because it’s far from the first interact I’ve had like this, and for survival purposes, pattern recognition is a thing. Same with those Latinos/hispanics. You guys call everything racist anyway.>>33608361Let them get a taste of their dumb shit. I love to see it
>>33607621Whatever femanon is reading this right now
>>33608381Damn you
>>33608367You think he's secretly mad or disgusted while he's balls deep and groping my tummy or caressing my leg on his shoulder or something?>>33608369Why point that out? Moids using it is observably even more repulsive.
Graham Greene just died. I keep making ironic Donnie Darko references ('Do you even know who Graham Greene is?' 'I think we have all seen Bonanza) but other people aren't getting them. Did I let the little pricks generation-gap me?
>>33608383Still worth it
>>33608383wtf schizo ramblings is this?
>>33608386May you reap what you sow
>>33608358>Yeah. Rape and sex really aren't comparable.idk, when I have sex I like to pretend and imagine I am being raped.
>>33608355It's just the loud ones reallyI wish I had a gf to bake cookies for
>>33608376I would have thought it's a meaningless compliment or an attempt at flirting if it was a single man. But I've never had a married man say that to me, nor do I think it's common for them to say that.Sill, I didn't "spin my wheels over it". I genuinely believe many men feel personally responsible when a woman is in distress. And for a woman to say she's single and unmarried... his small male brain (not the logical one) was like "I can fix that for you". He was like you're withering away and that offended him kek But it's not because he thought I was particularly attractive. I think he would've felt the same if it were any other woman. It's just that other men have better filters to not say these things to women even if they think them.
>>33608387https://voca.ro/139Q4569gjd4
>>33608390That's very, very different than actually being raped.
>>33608343I just remembered seeing a comment by someone on reddit and he kept explaining things NO ONE would've asked what they were or why they were, to the point of explaining the obvious. I thought he's probably autistic. He probably also thinks he's a bad communicator, that's why he overstates his points. I do that too ^^'>Ironically when I'm less autistic it usually results in me rambling ADHD-style What does your autism look like, anon?
I get so excited seeing all the vocaroo links but then it's always some songDamn you men......
>>33608379I don't mind the sea. It is beautiful.
>>33608394NTA but I got my cock sucked by surprise once by a near-stranger in a semi-public place (patio of a dive bar) and enjoyed it.
>>33608397You can just ask anons to record JOI for you sugartits
>>33608396>What does your autism look like, anon?If I had to personify it, probably it would look like one of those fruit bats that has a fuzzy snout and big eyes like a puppy.
>>33608397the voca blueballing will continue until women agree to cease violence against men
>>33608311I don't think I'd keep count, it would be more of a health/wellbeing thing. If she's severely overweight/binges as a coping mechanism or self harm, I'd probably point it out and try to distract her with something else. But if she's just vibing and eats a ton of cookies on occasion I wouldn't see any reason to tell her to stop
>>33608397This, it should be JH
>>33608397Do you want me to record something?t. Moid
>>33608355hairy fatty
>>33608354>>33608363Disregard. Me even asking this is being cowardly. I need to learn not to do that
State gender.Let's say you're part of a starship crew and your crew are docked at a space station. Soldiers from a rival galactic faction start harassing your crew and telling them they think your starship is worth about as much as a garbage tow. A punch-up ensues.How do you manage the aftermath of the brawl?
>>33608397>>33608397https://voca.ro/1k51McaMXCtZ
>>33608397>some songThat means you got off easy
>>33608414MForce Lightning.https://youtu.be/2G9wPAr3Sdw?si=DXE7hMNSBpuKAs4o
>>33608399>I don't mind the sea.I don't mind the sun sometimes.
>>33608414Space lasers , duh.
>>33608397what would you prefer?
>>33608414MaleIdk if we won or not in yojr scenario but regardless I'm a natural caregiver so I'm gonna focus on patching up my crew
>>33608414MI can say from experience that I saw the fight coming 15 minutes before it started and I chugged whatever drink I had, told everyone I was taking a piss, then withdrew to the far wall with the bouncer between me and everyone else. It's happened like 5 times, always works.
>>33608424I would let my own crew off easy and troll the crew who fought them by introducing an invasive species to their planet.
How do I clean a wound it if hurts like hell to pour water on it
>>33608427>The Gang Starts a Refugee Settlement NGO
GenderAm I gay if I add a femboy back on discord? Or is it gayer not to?
>>33608429Have someone masturbate on it and rub their cum on your wound.
>>33608416Lmfao
>>33608419Great video, btw. I may have the music autismTommy played piano like a kid out in the rain
State gender Have you ever done one of those teenage rites, like placing seven different wildflowers under the pillow on the shortest night of the year to dream of your future spouse? Or saying "bloody mary" three times into a mirror in a dark room? Or walking backwards up the stairs whilst holding a burning candle?
>>33608435That song's 'plot' in the lyrics always reminds me of that '90s movie Suburbia about a bunch of losers hanging out outside of a gas station.
>>33608437FYeah sure, as a teenager. Doing spooky stuff at sleepovers is a requirement of childhood.
>>33608365I do. I'm secure with my average weight. And if I spike like five pounds, it just makes my ass even fatter so it's not a big deal.
>>33608437Teenage rituals? I played spin the bottle and kissed the girl across from me. It was actually a big scandal because everyone thought I was gay at the time so the kiss was nbd but when I came out as straight the next day everyone was creeped out that I'd kissed her, and they thought I was pretending to be gay as an excuse to get close to girls. High school was a weird time.
i hate everyone in this thread right now
>>33608437F. I stopped doing shit like that after I started getting haunted. Messing with that stuff is just dumb.
>>33608441Lol, nice>>33608439What did you do?Also, did anyone ever do the "light as a feather, stiff as a board" thingy?
>>33608442*except for me
>>33608442I hate ur mum, or more accurately I hate her meth addiction. I had some gr8 sex with her back in the day. We made the trailer park quake with our passionate lovemaking. But when she started on the crazy shit that's when it had to be over. But oh God do I miss the feel of ur mum's pussy around my cock.
>>33608442Boo hoooooo
>>33608437MNot really. I tried summoning a demon once I guess. I've never believed in shit like that.
>>33608438holy hell! how have I not seen that?!
>>33608429Alcohol, or betadine. If you don't have that, you can take a piece of gauze and slightly dip it in some bleach then dab over the wound. Then cover the wound with a plaster. Also keep your wound dry.
Femanons would you submit to a guy with a cone head and gums bigger than your tits?
>>33608442u don't mean it :( :(
Women I can't handle this anymoreThis is the second time some girl close to me (not in a relationship) has something awful happen to her and I don't know how to handle it at all.This is a friend I had for like a whole decade now. I've known her for even longer. She lost someone. But I don't even know what to say or do, it's fucked. I felt fucking miserable when my aunt and grandparents died, but I didn't have anyone's comfort other than my close family. It hurt me as much as it hurt them. Her grandma died and she's having a tough one. Last week we went out and she showed me the places where her grandma used to live, where she lived as a child. I have a lot going on right now in my mind, but I don't want to see her suffer. Unfortunately I'm very, very socially retarded. I'm not lacking in emotion, I'm just very awful at comforting people. I already messed up with someone I really liked before.
>>33608446Richard Schiller, is this you?
>>33608451Charlie Kirk rn sounds like Borat's retarded brother who lived in a cage and was upset he couldn't "get 'this' (pussy)".
>>33608453Just say there there and get some hot chocolate.
>>33608451he's a master debater though
GenderWhat's your acceptable BMI range for a partner?
>>33608437MaleI played bloody mary, and played with a ouija boardNeither was when I was a teenager though lol
>>33608460Poor Clyde, getting raped by Donald Trump and his old pervert friends at Fantasy-Epstein Island Mar-a-Lago.
I am being punished and I am here to apologize for everything I’ve ever done that has hurt anyone I am changing my ways for good
>>33608432Yea, you're in the closet
is this american hours or european hours?
>>33608468Ok
>>33608471Liminal space time
>>33608462MAbove emaciated and below obese.
>>33608471It’s killing myself hours
>>33608477woooooo
>>33608453Fix your own issues.
>>33608483I'd need a lot of money, a lot of time, and perhaps one more fucking person to rely on for that to happen.
>>33608311i ate an entire box of cookies in front of my chadlet bf and he didn't even notice. he just ate me out like usual and went back to playing video games
>>33608397https://voca.ro/1f2Gue3fcS2J
>>33608489Your bf kisses your puss? I bet that is exciting. I would be shy if a guy tried to kiss mine. I am self concious and havnt had that in a really long time.
>>33608462bmi is a scam. i prefer my men to be normal to slightly huskier size, or muscular. i can't stand guys who are rail-thin. i also can't date really fat guys anymore, you sweat too much during sex.
Read the box?
>>33608489Quite sad that you talk about your bf that way.
oh no I didn't remind you guys to love flat girls for 2 days!!!! I'm so sorry flat girls I have failed you :(
chatgpt said I'm an 8/10
>>33608496i usually don't like it, but he's really really good at it.
>>33608500MYou're too late, I now have a date with a girl with VERY large breasts on Friday.
I feel goodI am pretty People like meI heal quickly and pain doesn’t bother me I will learn from my mistakes and accept consequences with grace
i want a mommy gf
>>33608496I would kiss would puss if you were my gf.
>>33608489>he just ate me out like usual and went back to playing video gamesHe is so based holy shit I wanna be as cool as him
>>33608503noooo how dare you anon!!!!! you could've made a flat girl so happy but you chose a titcow instead!
>>33608500And of course it's a Shadowfag who's into young looking girls
>>33608499i offered him one of the cookies but he said he didn't want them
>>33608489>american girls
femanon with big tits, please give me a chance.
femanon with big tits please swing them into my head and knock me unconscious then smother me to death in them
>>33608508She has already lost respect for him.
>>33608510NTA But what's wrong with young looking girls?
femanon with big ass sit on my face please
>>33608519no i haven't? lol
I had a dream he ate me out and I think I orgasmed in my sleep and an hour later after I woke up I vomited on an empty stomachWhat does that mean?
hag (not derogatory) with small boobs = perfection
>>33608510>Shadow needs a booster seatI thought women hated manlets?
>>33608509>meet flattie and titcow the same day, amicable with both but flattie lives in my building so I offer a ride home and we start hanging out more>turns out she has a bf>meet ANOTHER flattie, even flatter than the first one, but she's just visiting and does business travel too much to really have stable relationships>I don't go on atoga on Sunday and end up texting the titcow all day long>I don't see your post on Monday, ask the titcow out that morning and she says yes and then I end up texting her throughout the whole day until midnightI hope you understand my situation.
>>33608520Not with them, with loving them like that
>>33608512https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lN6b5AWM_QE
>>33608523You are pregnant
>>33608523it means get he will impregnate you if you let him. be wary
>>33608523Unironically, ghost rape. I'm not joking.
>>33608502>i usually don't like itWhy not? Or is it just because the previous men who tried going down on you were bad?>>33608519For eating her pussy out to orgasm? Wowwww what a loser!
>>33608526chadlets (mini-chads) are the ideal man type
>>33608528why?
STOP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAStop talking about pussy, I can't stand it. I'm a khhv, I want it.
>>33608539Then leave this thread
Do I really need to take a shower before sex? My moid doesn't complain when I don't
>>33608534he has a tongue piercing, so that may be a factor lmao. but any other time i had it done in the past i didn't enjoy it because i felt too dominant? but he does it in a way that makes me still feel sub.
WOMENIs it a red flag if I prefer video game music to listen to throughout the day
>>33608545well if he doesn't mind then you don't have to, some men enjoy foidsmells
>>33608545i usually take a shower after. unless im reallyyy stinky
what's the least intimate physical contact gesture
WOMEN, DID YOU READ THE BOX?
>>33608554Shoulder touch
>>33608549f, not to me.
women, what do you think about this song?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydoV6oAF28UI really like it
>>33608554grabbing them by the elbow to reposition their arm to prevent them from doing something dangerous to their health
>>33608557if a girl touches my lowed back I start dreaming about her
>>33608501he is a known liar>>33608498what
my neck really hurts this morning, can a woman give me a nice (NOT sexual) massage please?
>>33608549yesbecause it always sucks ass
>>33608562like sometimes a parent yanks their child by the elbow because they're frustrated with them?
>>33608555yes, it said to add you to half a liter cold water, add a pinch of salt and a slab of butter and heat over medium heat whilst stirring continuously
You know what would be cool? Having sex with women
>>33608563it makes you feel feminine?
>>33608572haha that would remind me of my mom haha that totally wouldn't activate my mommy issues and make me fall in love with a girl that does that to me haha no never
>>33608575BURN HIM
>>33608569>he is a known liarwhy would you say this about my friend? are you lying?
DARK TRIAD AURA FARMING ATOGAN RIZZLET COPECEL MOGGED CHUDS
Women are you gonna judge me for being subscribed to Umi Shinonome on youtube?
>>33608581You called?
>>33608571what about the undertale one
>>33608530I don’t have sex>>33608531He’s dead>>33608532I know you’re joking but I believe you I’ve had recent nightmares where demons rape me
>>33608581What does this mean? None of these words are in the Bible.
>>33608580he means well, he doesn't even know that he lies
>>33608577what? where are you getting that from? no! I instantly fall in love you dumb anon
Have you ever tried writing something?I feel like everything has already been done.
I haven't felt the male touch for more than a year now
>>33608569>>33608574wmn nvr read the box...!?
>>33608593*hugs you*is that better?
>>33608592FI wanted to be a writer when Iwas a kid but I am physically incapable of coming up with a plot
>>33608582evil woman
>>33608596I'm still not feeling it
>>33608588you are lying rn
>>33608581
ok serious question, how do some people get massages? don't you feel uncomfortable with some stranger putting their hands on you? or wouldn't you feel bad for making someone touch your body?
>>33608593Are your male FWBs very busy or something like that?
>>33608593thats too longyour love receptors are atrophied and you cant feel happy anymore
>>33608600ok man, just don't drink bleach if he tells you too
>>33608602Damn son you got issues
>>33608545>removing the foidpheromones before sexmadness
>>33608599*hugs you tightly* sorry that's the best I can do
>>33608608Thanks, I guess
>>33608578Stop throwing a tantrum at the store! I told you anon I'm not gonna change your skidmarked underwear as you kick your feet in the air back and forth and giggle "baby needs milky"
>>33608605he wouldn't do that, he is my friend.
>>33608606yeah but that's besides the point, are you telling me normal people don't think about stuff like this?
>>33608613ur delulu
>>33608589i'm asking why does it feel good in that particular spot
>>33608545it should be illegal for women to use showers before sex
>>33608602I would probably flinch at first but it is just their jobs? idk
>>33608602I am terrified of physical touch - I rarely let my friends touch me, and only have very few people I will let hug and actually embrace me... not even family. That is the reason I require a very strong emotional connection to physically orgasm with a partner. I may not be cut out for sex or just better off alone. Also why I value snuggling and laying with someone in an intimate sense rather than 'boning'.t. tried meaningless sex and it gives me the ick.
>>33608592Yes. I wrote movie scripts for stuff I wanted to see, but then I found out that producers already have thousands of unreleased scripts to choose from.
>>33608597I used to want the same thing; now I'd be happy just to write at least one book, even if it's as deep as a puddle. The problem is that all my ideas have been done before, and better.
>>33608614No, sane people don't feel like being physically close to them must be torture for others
>>33608602I’m an aspiring masseuse and it really isn’t like that.
>>33608608Thank you
>>33608617oh I don't know I just remember a female coworker did that every time I talked to her and as you can see I'm still thinking about it. I'm just very touch starved
>>33608616stupid bitch
>>33608630YOU DONT HAVE FRIENDS HAHHAHAHAH
>>33608592FSure, I've written lots of things. I don't really give a fuck about wether something has been done before or not. The point of using language for expression is the unique and personal twist you give it that nobody else would do exactly the same. Imprinting yourself on tales as old as time, give it a taste of you, leave a mark.
>>33608612but I need milky right now!!!!
>>33608592MPoems and very short fanfics. Poems for others, stories for my eyes only.
Maybe I should get a massage
Men What if your gf would grab you by the ear and drag you to whatever you should have been doing and didn't (put the trash out, put your dishes in the machine, pay the mortgage on time, dick her down)?
>>33608631I just told you he is my friend.
>>33608636I think I would like one. I like rubbing my boyfriend's shoulders.
>>33608636*massages your brian*
>>33608637lmao why would i ever be in that situation, i'm not getting married
>>33608637>dick her downYes. Raging boner. I would impregnate her right there so we have a little slave who can take care of that stuff.
all femanons should become raunchy vtubers
>>33608620same but then again I just wouldn't get a massage, so many people have told me that I should get one but I don't like people touching me >>33608622oh yeah I don't let anybody touch me either especially not my family (they're the reason I feel uncomfortable with physical touch in the first place) there's only been a couple of people that I wanted to hug in the past, but yeah even people touching me in the shoulder (which people really like to do for some reason) bothers me a lot >>33608625but then why do the get massages then?>>33608627could you explain it to me please?
>>33608644I said nothing about marriage microbrain >>33608645smart
>>33608592MI used to want to be a writer, but then I realized I prefer to communicate artistically through a more visual medium.
>>33608646ok, how?
>>33608628you're welcome!
>>33608637Considering I am probably around 30cm taller then her, I'd be surprised if she managed to do that.
>>33608648just try it out, if it makes you uncomfortable you just say sorry and leave
>>33608651Sending dick pics?
>>33608625Nta.I genuinely feel like this. I loke physical touch, but I recoil when strangers touch me because I think they will be disgusted.
>>33608650>I said nothing about marriage microbrainAm aware, shit for brains, but living like a married cuck without marriage makes no difference
>>33608655thats what makes it funny
>>33608636I need an ear massage (asmr) right now
>>33608637That would be annoying
>>33608598Why? I mean I don't watch her streamed content. It's just also kinda fun watching a sexy girl build models.
>>33608657closer to drawing pics of her pussy, i'd never send dick pics btw
>>33608648>could you explain it to me please?I just like helping people feel at ease and making them feel better. The first person I gave regular massages to was a fat elderly man. There’s no judgment at all.
>>33608660gosh jolly, can you entertain a hypothetical just for a moment mr. negative brian cells
>>33608637instant max level boner, we're having sex on the spot I do not care about anything else
>>33608646Kronii could make me cum just with her voice if she tried
>>33608650>smartWe can make more than of those, too. As much as we need, one for each chore.
>>33608672now here we have an example of a good boy
>>33608646vtubers give the ick and I'm a man
>>33608523Seconding ghost rape / dark magic (I have done this to a gf before)
>>33608674but how will they all get fed?
>>33608678I don’t even have a bf to ghost rape me :(
>>33608665sigh
>>33608673She's not even Raunchy. Also holoen is a dead husk at this point, watching any of them is just sad.
>>33608667she is too hot
>>33608633You have your nuts
>>33608675>good boywoah be careful with those words they make me horny and they also turn me into your dumb slave
>>33608679We'll make them grow their own crops, too. We created them, they will do whatever we tell them to.
>>33608682I know, she should open a onlyfans and do sexy asmrs. Her voice is just so fucking hot
>>33608686I have a growing suspicion you have not thought this through fully yet, but I'm willing to give you the benefit of the doubt >>33608685oh noooooo, the horror
>>33608662I like to speak asmr and would sit on the phone with my bf all day if i could
>>33608612Well, shove a titty in my mouth and shut me up.
>>33608637relationship overdisrespect is for the damaged. I don't like it.
>>33608652On twitch would be easiest>>33608673>>33608677Nobody asked
>>33608670I see, I guess I do get wanting to help others feel better part, guess I just have a problem with being touched that's all
>>33608546>i didn't enjoy it because i felt too dominant? but he does it in a way that makes me still feel sub.What do you mean? Is it like a position thing? Do you feel more dominant when you're sitting on his face than him pushing you onto the floor or bed and eating you like that or something?>>33608592I wrote a master's thesis and I'm trying to write a dissertation now, but for some reason I'm writing sentences about eating pussy instead.
>>33608692watch out, we got a strong independent man that will not tolerate his honor be toyed with in the chat rn
>>33608689Wym? Worst case scenario, they fight for our leftovers.
>>33608693ok, and?
>>33608690oh your bf is a lucky man
>>33608697what about that phase where they need diapers and can't feed themselves?
>>33608693>Nobody askeddon't care I already told you it gives me the ick
>>33608661>funnyHm, so you'd want me to playfully and easily just push you off?
>>33608699(if he was real)he is literally in my imagination bc no one i like, likes me back
>>33608691No baby is this fat
>>33608689>oh noooooo, the horrordon't take advantage of me please
>>33608700Creation process takes a while, but we'll get about 12 - 14 years of free labor. If they get mad about it, then we just make more. We can then have them raise each other.
>>33608686>>33608689>>33608700To be fair people used to just be like "Huh, I'm gonna need more hands on the farm. Wife, get over here." Children being a cost rather than a resource is a recent thing. But that was before Monsanto took over the farming industry and will sue you for using seeds produced by your plants (they couldn't genetically edit them to be infertile :\ )
>>33608706or pick me up and throw me on the bed and say yes maam, but first I have to do something else
>>33608694You’re there because you want to feel better, I’m there toward the same end. It’s really just about whether you like being touched or not.
>>33608698You build a following by streaming three times a week and making raunchy jokesThat is the startAre you taking notes?>>33608705Don't care
>>33608713Yeah, but they still need to be fed and housed and trained and birthed you know
>>33608710I bite
>>33608711ogeyy ):
>>33608593OH NO ONE YEAR
FEMCEL NATION EMCEL NATION
>>33608714You just want to be played with, don't you?>yes maamI'd say that only in a sarcastic way. Becsuse once I have you pinned down, all pretense of proper behavior flies out the window.
>>33608708aw, well once you get a bf he will be a very very lucky guy I'm sure there's someone out there for you.
Femanons, I'm thinking about getting a wall calendar. Is this weird, or outdated? You're all guaranteed to be much more organized than I am so I'm just wondering.I don't love that it needs to take up wall space, but also I know I'll never look at it if it's in a book or on a digital calendar. It really needs to be right on the wall so I can see it.Do you have any advice about calendar use?
>>33608723maybe, is that so bad?
>>33608719Oh, so that's what that overbite is forCouldn't tell from the loose, gum-diseased teeth
>>33608592here's something i'm still working on:as briar swept the monstrous vision layin tomb of dreadful evidence and mourn,the turbid strewth annuls the sacred daythat confidence had given it to scornthe paean of tomorrow sounds as 'foreof ancient vice and virtue strained to stand,regaled the fervent bloodline evermorethat sealed away the haunted state of manwhat ever field the day the plan upstoletoo many victories, disaster fledthe prying heap, to the jew solda heaven thus disaster stainedi am today as i have always beenfeeble sentences kept, a midnight houra liar's alms, drink to this singive unto all that is not ourssubtle penances earn the taskless plightof squandered pleas, and victimless despaira liar's qualms, befit the rightto see the ample vision's sharescuttled ploys then trade forgotten wondersfor demagogy, demon's bane befellreason's station, silent treasona bulwark for the coming hellwhen folly wrecks wit, nature's wraththe world bestrides, who wroughtthis perfunctory sigh, this lesser half?the word you spoke, and the one i soughtthe word which dances in the palmthat makes the miscreant adhereis cruel to teach, a privilege to absolvei tell you this, for i forget the yearfather of invention, reckoner of the waytime pass... college of eternity, nonew struggles befit thee, save the daythat came the revolution, in 'twenty fono savior's light flits there'neath the shipwreck'd mountain's dewwhere the clock don't strike, not herein this diurnal slumber, saith the lord,nothing is new
>>33608722pee pee poo poo
>>33608691lmao
>>33608717>Don't careeither way, now you know so I win
>>33608727Yeah, I'll nibble on your tiddy with these.
>>33608690I want you.Please describe your voice and how you'd send me naughty audio messages while I'm at the office.
>>33608592no, I don't write I draw
>>33608725I never got into using digital calendars, but I have a pocket one and am very specific about the kind of calendar I use, lol No, I don't think using a wall calendar is weird, I know a bunch of people that do it that way Just get one that fits your aesthetic, has the format you prefer and enough space for each day to actually write stuff (like for example, I need every day to have enough room so I can write what I have to do when and possible where and what to think about bringing with me).
>>33608720thanks, seriously I would kill somebody if you called me a good boy, it's very easy to take advantage of me
I'm in engineering and the amount of shit I see guys do for the girls here makes me wonder how feckless our young kittenposter is. One girl literally had two guys take her car out and spend an hour replacing her headlight. Not sure if they paid for it or if she paid them back. What'd they get in return? A hug. This girl has a boyfriend, but still has 4 or 5 men in our department at her beck and call. How is kittyposter blogposting about how no guys want to interact with her at all? Even the least attractive of the girls in our department has some amount of guys simping for her. But then again, maybe she acts the way she posts irl. That could be it.
>>33608729LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO(must I continue?)
men (foids too i guess?)i was trying to rizz up the chieftain's daughter by beating a siberian tiger to death with my bare hands but when it sank its teeth into my shoulder i let out a grunt of pain and i could see the ick on her facechat am i cooked
>>33608739ok thats hot... you're doing this on purpose
>>33608741please don't
>>33608726No, it is understandable, but I do have to be aware of your intent, since that's part of a good relationship.I do like to play with a bratty girl, but as I said, I'd handle you quite hard quite fast. Would you be ok with that? I'd also want to use you several times a day.
>>33608742yep, it's fucken over make yourself a fursuit out of the skin of the tiger and leave the clan to live as a skin walker the rest of your days
>>33608742Grunk not know who chat isBut Grunk tell you to bring tiger pelt as coat for chieftan's daughter. Impress her bigly, then ask her to treat wound.
>>33608745:/
>>33608743hmm maybe...
>>33608740FI should kill myself then
>>33608742I hope they cook you alive.
>>33608751I KNEW IT
>>33608740Men are disgusting subhumans. Women are ungrateful scum. No human has yet been invented.
>>33608742fuck chieftan in butt, it assert dominance, she no longer be ick
>>33608742learn to use a spear you dumb fuck
>>33608740She claims she's a truecel, but likely bullshit
>>33608722Do we have a flag?
>>33608740>How is kittyposter blogposting about how no guys want to interact with her at all?She is doing it for attention and because she got BPD or something.She gets attention irl.
>>33608734Nibble? Nibba, you've really latched on How can I breastfeed you looking at your ugly face
I thought I stopped being a loser but I’m bigger than ever before
>>33608755don't be mad at me please don't stop calling me a good boy, I'll behave I promise
>>33608724Not worried about it. Not thinking about it. Don't need it. Imma be in my feels over here.
>>33608747i fucking knew it..>>33608749grunk wise. me ruminate in dream, thank grunk for wisdom par excellence>>33608753a feat of endurance, to prove my toughness? it may just work>>33608757yes..yes, this makes much sense>>33608758need pointy stick? neolithic L rizz
>>33608695he pushes me into the bed and grabs my legs pretty hard, sometimes he holds down my wrists. less of a lazy "i'm doing this to get you off" like others i've been with, and more like "i'm going to make you come no matter how hard you writhe or try to move out of the position"
>>33608760Yes
>>33608735I have a tiny voice, a cute squeeky giggle and a little bit of lisp and stutter. no vocaroo
>>33608767if I could I would give you a hug, I mean unless you don't like hugs of course
>>33608746maybe I might
>>33608746*drooooool
>>33608773>little bit of lisp and stutter.NTA but that sounds very cute
>>33608773so tranny
Send your favorite euro beat songs
>>33608779yep
>>33608765wooooo let's gooooo
>>33608773What does it take to bring out that lovely giggle of yours?
>>33608773no woman would describe her voice that way lmfao
>>33608774I do like hugs, but there are very few i actually fully hug. literally like two people
>>33608778Thank you. I hate it, when I get frustrated - I stutter soooo hard. Its embarassing
anons, should i walk to the store and get ice cream? (i'm skinny)
>>33608784Imma ditz, so I giggle at myself alot. I giggle at dumb jokes and the ones I love.
Why are womanlets always so mean and angry?
>>33608791Yes, it's very hot right now
>>33608776A maybe is not good enough, you need to be openly desperate for it.Do I first have to put you in your place, so you know what you want? I have been told I am a good teacher.
>>33608787understandable, uh then I would just tell you that everything is ok without touching you
>>33608786I mean, I have a vagina. Does that make me a woman? How else am I saposed to describe it? I literallly sound like that
>>33608793giftzwerge
>>33608791Is there a market close to your place?
>>33608789cuteI do stutter a bit sometimes but it happens randomly or when I get nervous from talking to a cute girl
>>33608797>saposedGOOD MORNING SIR (MAAM)
>>33608796What if I asked you for a hug?
>>33608804it's a bit of a walk but not bad
>>33608806Good day, young lad.
>>33608806
>>33608792Would you also giggle if I hold you tight and go down on you?
What the fuck is wrong with me? I get major oneitiis for any crush I have , but the second I get turned down any attraction/relationship interest in them goes to 0. Literally immediately go from fantasizing about our lives together to “cool person”.
>>33608816>the second I get turned down any attraction/relationship interest in them goes to 0.Lucky~
>>33608816Because they did not adhere to the script you had come up with for them, where they would be just as enthusiastic about you as you are for them, so the whole illusion came tumbling down.
>>33608814I would giggle and fart in your mouth.
>>33608814I havn't experienced it in a lonnnng time, so I would be shy.. prob try to push your head away some and honestly let out squeeky lil moans. Just thinking about it took my breath away, made me shiver and my nips pokey.
>>33608816that's a normal and healthy way to deal with rejection. nothing is wrong with you. lol
>>33608734do you hate women yet, anon? and are you over your mommy fetish? kek
>>33608819That’s actually a good explanation. I wonder how I get over it. I’m worried that one day I won’t get turned down but I’ll end up bored because my crush doesn’t fit the ultimate image I had in my mind.
>>33608822this is the most obvious larp of all time i barely feel bad for the moid who's falling for it
>>33608771Hot. Err, I mean, that makes sense. Yeah I think that's the right mindset. I didn't exactly have a gf, but I had a situationship with a female roommate (she was studying abroad so there weren't any strings attached) and I got a lot more satisfaction out of fingering her than I thought I ever would. She had a bunch of things off-limits, including oral, but plopping a girl in your lap and fingering her while she tries to land headshots on Widowmaker on Overwatch is insanely fun(ny).
>>33608821Nta but I am the giggler and would giggle after I farted.. not in your mouth though. lmao maybe a jar.
>>33608824Really, honestly thanks for the assurance. Though I do want to control my oneitis. I’ve missed out on great people just because I had my eyes on one person that didn’t end up anywhere.
Males>we’re more intellectually and physically capable than mere females>we’re more responsible, resilient, and take accountability more then mere femalesAlso males>impregnates women, constantly leaving them and their kids behind, lying about wanting to be a father>”it’s women’s fault because they’re the ones carrying the baby, and they need to choose better males anyway, even though we mutually chose to have kids to begin with”
>>33608827Yeah, reality rarely lives up to fantasy. Thats usually what ends the honeymoon phase. >how I get over itI mean, in the end it's entitlement. You want things your way or the highway. Ofc you can demand life bending to your will but you'll probably have a hard time with that approach. I think you'd be happier with appreciating what is instead of fantasizing about how things should be.
misogyny kills womenmisandry hurts men's feelings
Дa ти oвeнe лoзaтa, дa ти згacнe oгништeтo
>>33608827One of the best parts about having a crush is having no script or expectations and just getting to know them. Building the friendship and romance is literally clutch.
>>33608828>moidWe're all girls here.
>>33608834women keep choosing the worst males, this is fact
>>33608828Its really how I feel. Wondering what moid is sitting here imagining this though.
Am I misogynistic if I’m happy with women in leadership/control/authority positions , but mostly because I find women hot and like to be surrounded by hot women (and hopefully maybe sleep with those women?)? I don’t try to be creepy or weird and I am respectful, but In my mind I’m like “yea my boss is hot, I’d bang”. Am I as bad as misogynist who just hate women in authority positions,
>>33608837Me thinking about people who claim they have family in Gaza lol
>>33608821Scat is terrible...>>33608822Would you send me a vocaroo in private?
>>33608830OMG THAT IS SO FUCKING HOTI am literally drooling. Maybe she forgot to shave and was embarassed or something. Personally, being fingered is my ultimate fav and no one has really explored that with me.. I cum so fast and can keep cumming over and over tho.
Women, are you still submissive to men in this so-called feminist society?
>>33608807then I would give you one of course! I'll hug you for as long as you need
>>33608850I absolutely would, the second I come across a man worth submitting to.
Girls, why is it so hard to find a man who cums inside AND takes responsibility?
>>33608850even the more "dominant" women get all submissive and scared if you get a bit mad at them, my ex was like that
I need to be more positive help me be more positive
>>33608850It’s so weird. Women are currently outperforming men in academics and work and are quickly gonna pass them economically. Yet it still feels like (maybe because I fell for feminist propaganda), that men are still in control and that the average man is still assumed to be ultimately benefiting from patriarchy. I’m not sure how to explain it.
>>33608850Learn the difference between in the bedroom and the rest of life.
>>33608853Humans aren't naturally prone to biparental care.
>>33608836Misogyny killed women, sure.But misandry seems to be going next level and killing the entire species. I mean, that's hardcore. Every day there are more articles about human extinction in the news.Saw another one lately saying "don't worry about housing prices, soon they will go down a little because they're won't be any people left to live in them"
>>33608855You need to train your brain. Say NO BAD BRIAN when it wants to think negative thoughts and YES THATS A GOOD BRIAN when it thinks happy thoughts.
>>33608859sounds like something a shitty father would say
>>33608853Take two plan b pills please
>>33608865If we were, we wouldn't have to use so many methods to try and get couples to stay together after mating.
>>33608866The f would that do since I'm a dude
>>33608848>privateI didn't think we could exchange soc in this thread
>>33608855I learned how to be more positive by hating myself exclusively I love everything except myself, I despise myself actually.that worked for me idk if it would work for you
>>33608857>and are quickly gonna pass them economically.This has already happened for people under 40. Career foids are alone because they refuse to date men that earn less, but this simultaneously creates a situation where the top 1% successful men get to have their pick of young pussy.
>>33608851desu, feeling kind of down in the dumps today and this made me actually feel better. i really long snuggle hug would fix me.
>>33608870I could just drop a throwaway mail and you send me a message?I'd love to hear your voice and tell you how hot I find it.
Look in the mirror. Reflect on your life circumstances, job, passion, perosnalti… then ask yourself.>would I date myself If No, work on yourself until you wouldIf yes, Tell yourself >I can even be better And continue to work on yourselfThen step out into the world and go find a date
>>33608859Humans are as biparental as they are monogamous and pair-bonding. Meaning... kinda, and some people are better at it than others.
>>33608846Heкa ce вaшa кpв y coпcтвeним жилaмa пpeтвopи y цpни oтpoв.Heкa cвaкo дeтe штo ce poди y вaшeм poдy бyдe ceнкa,бeз глaca, бeз дaхa, бeз пyтa.Heкa вaм ce имe cпaли y ycтимa нacлeдникa,и нeкa вac пpoгyтa пpaзнинa,кao штo cyнцe пpoгyтa јyтapњy звeздy.
>>33608873Based. This actually works.
>>33608877glad I could help, I've been feeling down too for a while so I get how you're feeling
>>33608880Uh yeah... thats why cheating and divorce and single moms are not a thing.
>>33608874>foids refuse to date men who earn lessWomen earning money is fucking horrible for society.
>>33608882just be careful about being too hateful to yourself otherwise you might start punishing yourself harshly
>>33608874Women under 30 blow out men under 30, but mothership tends to slow down women, and by like 40 the average men is way ahead.
>>33608842>pick me! pick me!
>>33608853It's not THAT hard. I might see a guy who'd do that tonight.
>>33608878What is it and what do I say
>>33608842No it isn’t, because we didn’t pick you.
>>33608857The average man is like 63 years old and did benefit from patriarchy, he also benefited from a McDonald's meal being $1 and listening to AC/DC's albums come out for the first timeAcademia and journalism's "analysis" of gender roles is just not really relevant to zoomers who are living on another planet than that
>adultasmr>talks some seductive shit>lifts arms>unshaved pitsFUCKING DISGUSTINGWomen why the fuck do you have pit hair
are female celebrities as promiscuous as male celebrities? Because the average hot woman in nyc could really have 10+ men a week if they really wanted it, so I don’t necessarily think things chance if they get more rich and famous.
>>33608886Too late KEK
>>33608898Shave it for me
>>33608899how would anyone here know
Did any European femanons participate in the Paris Poop Protest last year?
>>33608879This is the mainstream American approach to dating, but I always wonder how people can go around preaching it with a straight face when we're all pretty well aware it works like total shit. The more people "focus on themselves" and "the grindset", the less sex and relationships they're having. They just end up grinding forever and never settling or even socializing with imperfect people, or as imperfect people, which is the only way sex and babymaking ever got done, mostly by mistake and youthful dumb hormones. People waiting until they're literally perfect or find the perfect partner is going exactly nowhere for all of us. I mean, Idiocracy had it just right.
>>33608899Definitely less than men because females rarely date below their social status and there aren't that many famous men around. There are exceptions like Taylor Swift and Kim K who are worthless sluts, but they're not the norm. Famous Men can still enjoy fucking fans.
>>33608900yeah same here lol
>>33608671I did, and it wouldn't happen.
>>33608853stop posting your anime horsegirl fetish you freak
>>33608899were you born yesterday? 99.9% women don't want to fuck 10 men a week, celebrities or notcrazy nymphos are cool people but very rare
>>33608915Posting stops when I get back with my ex
>>33608898>big tits>bush>armpit hairhnngggg
>>33608899The amount of approaching hot women get is why I never got the hate for promiscuous women.I have a friend that gets approached at least 15 times a month , easily. (Granted, there’s a decent amount of old men in that number) Let’s say she got approached 100 times a year. If she slept with only 12, that’s only around 10% of the men she got approached by Meanwhile men will fuck 100% of the women they can get dates with or approached by. If men got approached half as much as women, they’d be fucking whores. Meanwhile women have the self control to not fuck everybody.
>>33608919>meanwhile the guys in this thread, who fucked 0% of the girls they got approached bymodels of catholic virtue, that's what we are
my allergies are making me want to kill myself
>>33608922There are better reasons.>>33608919I know I would be a manslut if I could.
>>33608922someone has cursed you jump over fire three times and submerge yourself fully in a natural body of water three times
>>33608923>manslut if i could I support you on that anon. Just don’t be hypocritical and hate on women who get laid. Because then it just sounds like jealousy. Not saying you do it specifically, just for men in general.
>>33608921more like alcoholic vitriol
>>33608928>Just don’t be hypocriticalI am very much the opposite, I love sex.
>>33608917same
>>33608842Then have better personalities so women won’t have to settle for less, buddy. And no one has chosen you so you’re wrong.
Are you a Halloween traditionalist who thinks trunk or treat should be destroyed, /atoga/?
>>33608918lol can you see me? >>33608934YES. Door to door, trunk or treats are weird, I have never participated and never will.
>>33608934F. I think whatever enables communities and especially kids to enjoy the holiday in a way that everyone deems safe and affordable is a good solution.
Is anyone else having the worst year of their life
>>33608934FYESIts so soulless
>>33608899Maybe back when everyone was fucking and sucking Harvey Weinstein for a job in hollywood, but I think there are always sexually conservative people in any class
>>33608941*jumps up and down waving my hand in the air
>>33608486Again, fix your issues yourself, kid. Griping all the damn day won’t help anything.
https://voca.ro/16aMeDoidL6q
>>33608941Materially, you mean? I'm personally doing fine there. But in terms of my attitude towards other people and commitment to keep living on their planet, yeah it's grimmer than ever, you got company if you got that.
>>33608940No, fuck you.
>>33608922amateur, I dont need alergies for that
Both gendersDo you have any fictional character crushes?
>>33608923>There are better reasons.oh I trust me I have plenty of reasons why I want to kill myself but right now my allergies are really making me want to do it>>33608924but I don't want to go out, it's sunny outside
>>33608951FFuck no, lol.
>>33608919I think this retarded foid gaslighting I keep seeing is eventually going to force me to kill a foid. Seems all women do is make excuses for being whores, and also pretending cheating doesn’t mean anything. And no, I’ve been approached by about 30 girls and declined 100% of them. Some due to insecurity, some too old, some too young, others due to me not liking women giving me slut vibes. Usually when I like a girl, I approach her.
>>33608952>but I don't want to go out, it's sunny outsideoh I see, you are the one cursing yourself
>>33608951m no
>>33608951M. I had like 3 thousand of those but they stopped writing characters like that since they thought it was badwho the hell could you even crush on these days... the girl from Poor Things? I mean, come on.
>>33608951Yes. Rolling Saber in my favourite gacha felt better than losing my virginity to my first extremely hot goth crush
gender how true is this statement>if she/he is the one, you'd know. If it isnt a hell yes, its a hell no. If you have to guess or are confused, its a hell no
>>33608951Mwhen I was a kid if that counts
>>33608938Please give me a chance
>>33608955how am I cursing myself?
>>33608962FDepends on what your goal is. If you want to feel reckless and intense love that might burn out fast then yeah, either you feel it or you don't. If you want to build something sturdy and durable then it might not be that clear since it's more of a head decision than a heart decision. Ideally you'd have a balance between the two.
>>33608951MC.C. from Code Geass. I was 13 when I first watched it and she seemed like the ideal woman to me. Not a pushover or a doormat, not exactly dominating, but an independent woman who would always speak her mind, but would ultimately submit to Lelouch's decisions. Also loves pizza. Truly best girl.
>>33608951>Do you have any fictional character crushes?Weeb femanon with big boobs.
>>33608951Mashamed to admit it. Fuck I love roman noses. Doesnt help that a girl who looked just like her used to go to my gym..
>>33608966by reinforcing the narrative that your immune system is too weak to handle the world
>>33608970she looks like every other generic anime girl
how do I regain hope after 6 months of failure in dating bwos
>>33608947I would give it all up to get better
>>33608971but I do go outside, just not during the day
>>33608973You have to delude yourself into thinking the problem was everybody else.Unironically this is what normal people do.
Tell a nigga wassup
>>33608962M, I think it might be truer for guys than girls. It's pretty easy get to "hell yes, I want her, she's special" if you're really into her. It's fiery, and you should definitely only go for girls you feel that real fire for, not just ones you think you should settle for. But if you're a woman, if you wait for a feeling that strong, pretty sure you're gonna die alone with your cats like this >>33608852
>>33608975You need vitamin D, not meaning dick, femanon.
>>33608976I can do that. I have some success so obviously the problem isnt always me is it
>>33608973did you at least meet some girls you liked?
>>33608978Jokes on you, I don't have any cats and am not single.
>>33608983Id say 30% of the ones I dated were nice, 30% were awful, and the remaining 40% were okay enough
>>33608975yeah yeah, it never ends what would your ancestors think if they could see you in a vision whilst working the fields
>>33608985Maybe you're not dying alone waiting for Mr Perfect, but there's plenty of those chicks around these days
PLEASE please please, femanon with big boobs, give me a chance.
>>33608989Maybe.
>>33608973I don’t know but Im taking a very long break
>>33608986that's a fucking way better batting average than me, why are you even discouraged?that sounds pretty good
>>33608837>>33608881Дaжe мнe нeпoнятнo, o чём ты бoлтaeшь, чyвaчoк
>>33608990kys
>>33608993>why are you even discouraged?because it all led nowhere (for the past 6 months) prior to that I had some successes whats your rates?
>>33608964But I dont know who you are??
>>33608994Я для тeбя мeдлeннo пoвтopить мoгy, тoлькo кapтинки нe нapиcyю.
>>33608973I will never date again
>>33608999Oкeй
>>33608995no, leave him alone
>>33608974Get better from what? Got cancer? Brain problems like me? Lupus?
>>33609002for why?
>>33608995Picrel>>33608998I'm the love of your life. Nice to meet you.
>>33608981FOR FUCK SAKE I'M NOT A WOMAN!!! >>33608988I don't care and they're probably the reason why I'm the way I am in the first place so fuck them
>>33609006>so fuck themah yes yes, a lineage cursed with no cohesion that wastes their energy on infighting a sad sight
>>33609002Kys too
>>33609008No, leave her alone.
>>33608951FYeah.. Ganondorf from re-playing Ocarina of Time as a very horny teen..wished I could save him at the end instead of just abandoning his corpse lol..
>>33609006>FOR FUCK SAKE I'M NOT A WOMAN!!!We men need vitamin D too.
>>33609009No
>>33609011Bend over
>>33609005Nice to meet you, loml. When do I get to wrap my arms around ya? fr
>>33609000why not friendpai?
>>33609010whaaaat?
>>33609010Foids always fall for abuse chads. Nice guys, like me, always finish last.
>>33609014I've been waiting for you my entire life. Once you wrap your arms around me, you can't let go, locked forever.
I'm an ESL and I still automatically read "kys" like "kiss"
how can I become an abusechad?
>>33609017
>>33608997Pretty much all of life leads nowhere, though, until it does. I mean, the first time you feel the desire for a girl is like at 11 years old and you can't even satisfy that for at least many more years... so you've already survived a lot of disappointment, man. You're already been hungry a long time, it's been longer than 6 months is what I'm saying, and one day it'll work.Me? With the girls I was dating from apps it was either a mutual "no way" right from the start or me trying to convince myself I can date morbidly obese girls, single moms, etc before finally coming to my senses and cutting it off. I don't know where the hell you find dateable women when you're over 30, but I'm not having any fun over here. You sound like you're doing fine, honestly.
>>33609022You don't have the balls.
>>33609007I don't waste my energy on infighting I just don't care about my family or lineage I hate them all>>33609011yes but that anon called me a femanon, everybody always thinks I'm a woman it's getting annoying
>>33609013I am literally laying on my couch on my belly, typing away, like I am a school girl in a Hollywood teenager movie.Except I am a grown man.>>33608946Hot.
>>33609015Ffriendpai is ok. I hope to always be here to be the best friend I can about those who are close to me and check on me. They just all happen to be males so I have a strong lack of trust.
>>33609026weak *spits*
>>33609022just be yourself :)
>>33609026I am that anon.You just sounded girly, not our problem.
>>33609020I am so ready for that kind of love. But alas, I am lonely and sleep holding my stuffy rather than feeling the warm embrace of a moid.I am interested. V interested. 10/10 would spend the rest of my life w you.
>>33609030*punches you*like this?
>>33608946>giggleI came
>>33609031yeah, again not the first time that anons tell me that, probably won't be the last either
>>33609027>Hot.Thank you. I hate my voice.
>>33609032The larping itt is off the charts today.
>>33608946can you do a mommy voice next time?
Women have failed. Humankind must start over.
>>33609017But how was I supposed to ignore that slutty waist..also I bet he and Nabooru had a cute tsundere relationship behind the scenes..
>>33609032Me too, you're all I want. All I've ever wanted. >>33609038Don't talk about my gf like that.
>>33609033yeah but not at me anon I'm a man
>>33609035First step is to not get so worked up over it, just girlboss it.>>33609037As I told you, it's turning me on and I'd make you love it by compliment it every tine you said something lewd.
>>33609041*SPITS*
>>33609034>>33608786Do you still think I am a man?
women, is it really that bad if I want to fuck an asian girl with big boobs?It doesn't mean that's the only thing I would accept, or that I would cheat on a gf. But I feel like women are off put by this.
>>33609041With what?
>>33609016??
>>33609022Be at least 6'4" with a good face.
>>33608946>>33609032same person?
>>33609039I could do that, but I only have one voice
>>33609049What? I came, splurted, shot ropes, exploded, made a mess
>>33609055could you at least try? please! I will love you very much for the rest of the thread
>>33608946>October 19th
>>33609050is that how you start off on your first dates with flat mexican girls and ugly white chicks?"Sarah, before we go any further, there's something I have to get off my chest. I want to fuck an asian girl with big gazongas."
>>33609043I wish we were really together. I want to see you and smell you :/ I hope you find it in your heart to forgive me. I fell for you so hard.
>>33609003Brain problems but anons think I have cancer
>>33609048*slurps it up*>>33609051Nothing, queen. I was wrong.
>>33609059Yes
>>33609054Yes
I like it when anons tell me I sound cute, it makes my whole week desu
>>33609058Lel
>>33609065You could have that every day.
>>33609060We were made for each other, the moment we were born. United by a force greater than either of us. We are one another's home, welcome home, darling.
>>33609056*blushes realllly? i just thought you were joking.
>>33609057lol that is not long enough. but i will
>>33609042>7' tall slutty waist abuser who brings about the ending calamity of the world in his quest for power>foidbrain: This is the one.
>>33609058lmao whaaaaat?
>>33609068how?
>>33609057GET AWAY FROM HERSHE'S MY GF. MINE.
>>33609017>pick me! pick me! oh why won't femanon pick me!!
>>33609069You warm my heart so much. Is that why I can feel your presence and find you in every lifetime? I know you have watched me for years.
>>33609072ok I'll love you for a week and if you call me a good boy I'll come like a fountain >>33609078no she's mine
>>33609079I'm sorry for your autism, my condolences.
>>33609049yes
It’s scary how it can always get worse
>>33609076Nevermind. iykyk.
>>33609078I like a jealous and posessive boyfriend. I want to serve one man.
>>33609077Talk with me.Or, alternatively, post a voca every day in the thread.
>>33609086Like ceasar?
>>33609091ok you're confusing me with someone else, I'm a man but there have been a couple of times when anons (here and other boards) have told me I seem cute
>>33609084It can get so much worse than you could ever imagine, and it probably will.
>>33609081DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE. EAT SHIT AND DIE. GET YOUR NAILS RIPPED OFF AND DIE. GET WHIPPED FOR 43HRs STRAIGHT AND DIEGET HIT BY A METEOR AND DIEFALL INTO AN ABANDONDED WELL AND DIEDIE DIE DIE DIE.>>33609087Only mine. Forever. I told you, you can't let go. We're locked forever.
>>33608954i see why you are lonely
foids, should someone make a bed that's designed with space for your boobs and head so you can sleep face down comfortably?
>>33609091I can post one voca a day. But I will require a new prompt or question to answer
>>33609075>calamityI know nothing about the modernslop gamesWind Waker showed he was originally trying to be a good king for his land..he just got corrupted along the way -_-
>>33609082did you get picked yet?
>>33609102Picked my nose yeah
>>33609100My idea of roleplays and fantasies is endless.But I'm not going to post them in the thread, that'd be a waste. If it doesn't happen one on one, it is valued a lot less.
>>33609101>calamitydon't confuse it with modernslop games, he fucked everything up in OOT when he got his hands on the triforce after Link unsealed the sacred realm. That's what's being referred to
>>33609095They said I have to stay positive
>>33609087I'm jealous and possessive if I can't have you no one can>>33609096she belongs to me anon! now get lost
>>33609096>>33608954same energy
>>33609093or the radio call?
>>33609111Stop copying my posts, you sick. Go die in a ditch. She is mine, mine alone.
How do I float the idea of having a movie night (like an actual movie night, not a Netflix & chill [unless she wants to]) with a chick but get her to invite me to her place without outright inviting myself over? I still live at home and the house is wildly cluttered and I don’t feel comfortable inviting a woman over
>>33609112You're so desperate
Is love real?
>>33609117it actually apples to this guy >>33609111 too
>>33609114eh I already lost interest in her, I'm too good for her anyway, you can have her
>>33609116clean up the house, regardless.drive in theaters are still open for the year here.
>>33609119https://youtu.be/gEhohQLN30U?si=4PtS-KepEJPMn6sp
>>33609118Not for you.
>>33609118No. women are demons.
>>33609120Anon came and post nut clarity hit
>>33609120Go die now.
>>33609116Gonna be easier if you move out to a bachelor pad.
How can i seem cool to girls when i vape?
>>33609118>male-male cohabitingBros before hoes, I see.
>>33609131Fluffy hair and a snapback. Throw some gang singns too
>>33609131Be hot and have a *chefs kiss* personality
>>33609127actually I haven't touched myself today because my penis is sore from last night>>33609128ehh no maybe tomorrow I'll let you know
>>33608934Yeah trunk r treats don't force kids to learn navigating neighborhoods for candy fuel. Also the walking is good for them. Trunk r treats should be a hospital sick kids thing, not a norm or a church thing.
>>33609131vaping is lame, smoking is cooler
>>33609131just smoke cigarettes in moderation.
women are the chinese water torture of gender
>>33609121I do want to clean the house but it’s 99% my dad’s shit cluttering the place and it’s all shit that doesn’t have a home location to put it in but it isn’t trash so I can’t just throw it away. Dad spec’d into infinite money glitch IRL and hoards miscellaneous items>>33609129I know. For financial reasons that’s not an option at the moment unfortunately. She makes more than me and knows she makes more than me so in theory she should be understanding but in practice I’m not so sure
>>33609139lmaoOnly some are.
>>33609136hey! it's my wife, how're you doing today?
>>33609118I have love in my heart and soul
>>33609050How are you going to find one if the fat asians don't leave their basement because asians bully their fats a lot worse?
>>33609139You are the circumcision of dating. Dry, ugly, involuntary and archaic.
>>33609118Why are men so afraid of breaking up anyway? Every relationship I've had eventually turned to complete and utter dogshit and still the guy screamed and cried for me not to end it. I even saw it with my own parents, shit's embarrassing
>>33609099That’s not a problem..
it hurts having to carry these balls and this cock around all the time
>>33609146maybe stop being a foid cutlet.
>>33609148LEMME FOLDYOU
the weather is nice this morning, I didn't even have to turn on my AC
>>33609150nothing compared to carrying the weight of our sins
>>33609136what the hell even is trunk r treats?On a related note, I put together little backs with a bunch of treats in them for trick r' treaters. In the past in addition to candy I like putting a little other thing in it, like in the past I put stickers in them, but last year I used up the bulk pack of halloween stickers. Should I just get more stickers, or do anons have any other ideas? I have to be careful about not doing anything like a choking hazard, or the like, that's one of the reasons stickers were an easy choice, but idk if there would be anything else.
>>33609147You arent real to anyone, just a memory
>>33608938>lol can you see me?no but i wish
>>33609104You have my contact info
>>33609160SHE'S MINE
>>33609105Yeah, corruption is a hell of a drug..
>>33609147men ""settle"" because they have low self worth and think they can't do any better than the person they have. which is likely true, but they come to resent their partner for it, enshittifying the relationship
>>33609150Lemme help you with that *u̵̩̙͝n̴͈͌͑s̷̺̓h̸͚͋ę̴͍̓ḁ̸͂̾t̶͇̩̓ḫ̷̋̆e̴̛͔̺̿s̴̹̈́͌ ̵̥͓͊̊b̸̙͆́l̷͉̈́à̷̱̀d̵̰͘e̵̛̜*
>>33609116Just tell her your place is a mess but you would like to have a movie night with her. Suggest a film or two and offer to bring popcorn or something. If she is already into you - this is an easy yes.
>>33609147NTA but a big part of it is because women are desired just for having a fuckable hole and no that isn’t incel rhetoric, it’s an objective fact that any woman can theoretically get into a new relationship not even a week after breaking up and for guys that plainly isn’t the case unless they bring a lot to the table
>>33609162sorry bro she belongs on my face
>>33609139just date men! holy shit! your latent homosexuality is so annoying!! waterboard yourself with a man's semen! it's 2025! it's allowed!
>>33609120I said this about the last guy I dated when I found out he had been cheating on me. I wanted him so bad, but was angry and felt betrayed. I have heard that if he wants someone else, let him go and let her have him. It tore my heart to shreds and I am still so sad about losing him. I would have never gave up on him.
>>33609169I will kill you. I will send a cruise missile to your location. DIE. DIE. DIE. She's all mine.
>>33609167men also have a fuckable hole (two, in fact) so it's really an issue of pickiness
>>33609170>waterboard yourself with a man's semen!JAV code?
>>33609133lmao you are describing me? f
>>33609176is jav another named anon or something? jh's femcel cousin?
being around women is like having your teeth pulled, no vaseline
is it normal that whenever I remember my ex I get turned on? we dated for like three weeks (were friends before that) we did kiss but we never had sex but when I see photos we have or I remember him or see him I get so horny. How do I get rid of this? Anyone ever had anything similar happen? I want it to stop.
>>33609177shut up neuro
>>33609157I haven't sinned thoughbeit >>33609165*parries your blade with my boner**riposte**impregnates you*
>>33609166Perhaps, I think she is into me but unsure. Got a couple movies in mind though that we’ve been talking about so we’ll see what happens
>>33609178stop being coy.
>>33609173cheaters are the worst types of people, I'm so sorry about that, hope you're doing better
>>33609175It’s an “issue” of not being a faggot.
>>33609118only gay love
>>33609183*commits harakiri on your unborn child squirming inside my womb**bows**vanishes and leaves a bloody trail behind*
>>33609150is it that heavy? maybe i can help with that.. just wait a few days when Im ovulating
>>33609188just say you're volcel, bitch boy. you could be dating a new person every week if you just sucked it up and did something uncomfortable for once in your life.
>>33609161I didn't get the feeling I was wanted.
>>33609185i have no idea what you are talking about anon, legitimately
I would only "date" a woman if she naked dogeza *before* the first date.
>>33609180then have sex with men. no one's stopping you
>>33609182EPIC NAME DROP BROOO
Girls, may I enshitefy your womb with my putrid, chuddy seed?
>>33609008If I kill myself, it would be with him >>33609009:* :*
>>33609195*decapitates you and kneels in the fountain of your blood spluttering out of your open neck*
>>33609202*avoids it entirely*yikes, sis
>>33609004He just wants a big boobed gf, that's not a crime
>>33609200do not dare soil my bloodline
Why aren't female nerds real?
cumming in a foid's ass as she cums too
>>33609200as someone who desperately wishes they could get pregnant right now yes
>>33609194JAV is Japanese Adult Video. Japanese porn.To be clear, it's got a reputation for being kind of weird especially when it comes to copious amounts of semen, and I was making a joke about how I want the JAV code (how the videos are normally identified) for a video where a girl is waterboarded by a a lot of semen.It's a 'joke' in the sense that I do want a JAV code for that if it exists.
anons, what does your ideal partner look like?
>>33609190oh well, you're still dead so I win anyway>>33609191how long until you start ovulating? my balls might get heavier by then
>>33609206the average woman has plapped thousands of times by her late 20s.
What's the last book you've read/the book you're currently reading?
>>33609181find a new guy and have sex with him. Now all your feelings will be related to new guy. Problem solved.
>>33609203you can't do that, you're literally headless
>>33609201That's the most romantic thing ever. Let's get married already.
>>33609209oh, my bad lmao. i'm not a porn watcher so it went completely over my head
>>33609210flat chested (D cup boobs are fine too) red straight hair flat tummy and she's shorter than me no tattoos of course, nose piercings are ok
>>33609211I start ovulating in 5 days which means Im in my follicular rn but Im already horny
>>33609206They are real, but they're not as socially inept as their male counterparts, nor do they tend to believe in incel mythology, which makes incels view them as normies
>>33609217*slaps you with your own hands*can't do what*slap, slap*
>>33609184report back to us!!! lol i enjoy seeing beautiful love flourish
>>33609210M>tan/olive skin>dark hair>thick glasses>slimthick>mediterannean/southern european>speaks a foreign language
>>33609206female nerds just don't talk to you
>>33609214I finished the stranger and started the bell jar. I might finish it
>>33609213i know many late twenty virgin women, im 25 and my friends are also virgins at 26,27,29… then again the standards are high af
>>33609224*folds you up and puts your penis inside the hole where your head used to be*why are you doing this anon? why are you fucking your own throat? anon what are you doing?
My house mate keeps inviting over guys to her room in the middle of the night to have sex and they’re kinda loud. It makes me really uncomfortable and my anxiety skyrockets but idk how to approach the situation and go about it so she doesn’t continue to do that?
>>33609210Fair skin, big boobs (DD+), long hair, slightly pudgy, weeb, alt style.
>>33609186Thanks, I am a tough cookie. I didn't let him see me cry and he never offered to hold me while I was at my lowest...but I will always love him.
>>33609229>the bell jarDo you think it's any good or overhyped
>>33609233She can have sex in her own room idiot. Put on some white noise or get someone to fuck for yourself too.
>>33609233If you give me her number I'll be sure to convince her to stop that.
>>33609193You should know better, if you are who I think you are.
>>33609232*dodges it*big oof, sis*sends you to brazil*
>>33609237I read 2 chapters and I already like the main girl. But I think the book is going to be sad so idk if I will finish it
Women are scary
>>33609206"female nerds" don't exist due to absurd and paradoxical moid requirements. if she's pretty, she is interrogated and harassed, or greasy moids delude themselves into thinking she's doing it for their attention (LOL). if she's mid, she's usually wifed up immediately and doesn't leave her house ever again. if she's fat, ugly, and socially inept, moids don't even acknowledge her existence.
>>33609199lmao goood god. stfu. chill on all that.
>>33609218I'm sorry anon, I'm currently off the market (too poor to date anyone, plus too jaded), but kisses and hugs in my medium boobed chest
I’m in a lot of pain but it I won’t let it affect me
>>33609206I am literally at my computer desk rn. All three moniors jumbled with work nonsense
>>33609221my cock throbbed when I read that, see you in 5 days then
Idk anons, I just don't think female nerdd are real. That's a lot of excuses for not having visible nerdy hobbies
>>33609250I'll let it affect you, anon.
>>33609167Why would I pair up with someone who wants me for the hole? Every time I broke up I was confident I'd rather die alone than continue the relationship.There are no statistics on non-registered relationships but men repartner faster after failed marriages and also have a higher likelihood of repartnering than women.>>33609188But women don't take issue with being an onahole or a whore? Only men have instincts to restrict sexual contact with demographics they aren't sexually attracted to?
>>33609207you know me so well! now im actually horny...
>>33609254You caused the pain but I forgive you
>>33609253so women are only nerds if they are attention whoring and pretty (because otherwise they wouldn't even get attention)? gotcha
>>33609209Hot
>>33609237NTA. I think it's good. But I think she herself (and often readers) are conflating her experiences as a woman with the fact that she's depressed and viewing everything through that lens. It's painfully obvious. It's like if a woman with TB was going around saying "man, being a woman is just too much. All this coughing up blood and shit, am I right?". And I don't say that to minimize very real womens issues, but that was not really what I was getting when reading it.
>>33609235>but I will always love himyeah I get that, I still love my ex, hopefully we will get over out exes eventually
>>33609252you really think you can wait five days?
>>33609244*seduces PPC member, becomes his trophy wife and manipulates him into trafficking you to bring you to the torture chambers*
>>33609249B-but I love you... we're meant to be together...
>>33609259sweet of you
I'm a vampire and a pirate, I'm a Vampirate
>>33609206because women don't like computers
>>33609253they exist but they usually keep it a secret (unless she's an attention whore)
Women, do you want to play sexy yugioh with me?
>>33609268>not pirapirenow I'm mad. make it up to me.
>>33609268that's so sexy
>>33609268boring, I'm a Pirapire
>>33609264easily, I've had to wait longer before
>>33609268that is the dumbest thing i read today
>>33609272No thank you boomer-chan
>>33609268I'm a vamp and I'm irate
>>33609272"tingletouch games"
>>33609262Maybe because women authors for various reasons don't receive as much attention and aren't taken as seriously as men. So when a woman author writes a book, she "obligatorily" speaks for women. It's reductive, but also that's because it's all the space we allow for women and their experiences, especially at that time, where for eg women of color weren't educated and were marginalized and there was barely a space for white women
>>33609277what you doin then in five days? ;)
I’m boy ovulating so hard rn~
if you are starting in your house, do you get dressed, or stay naked all day? and post gender
>>33609285the fuck is boy ovulating xD
>>33609242No.
>>33609285Eaw
>>33609262Sorry, but it's like how Oprah was supposed to represent black women (and there was only a space for one black woman and that was space was deemed saturated very quickly, because one is already one too many)
foid, femanon was your slave name.your true name is now Tug Meat.
>>33609206My VM just froze up and now I have restart it
>>33609288maybe his nuts are filling w sperm?
>>33609284you <3
>>33609266If we're meant to be, then you have 0 to worry about, because we're gonna end up together :p
>>33609296what would you do to me?
>>33609265*replaces some of your memories with ascii art*do you feel in charge
>>33609297I will wait for u <3
>>33609292fuck you i choked on my food
Femanons, do you want to be dommed by a shota?
>>33609256i want to know you in the biblical sense if you know what i mean
>>33609301Aww, you're a sweetheart <3
>>33609260>>33609271Why are you branding women who have visible nerdy hobbies as attention whores? If they did I'm sure they'd get a incredibly positive response from guys who want more people into their hobbies
women, are you all just naturally able to work cock, or did you have to learn? How did you learn or get good at it?
>>33609300*deletes your system32* MUAHAHAHAHAHA
>>33609309I was born to milk cock
>>33609309>naturally able to work cock... The QUESTIONS moids ask!!!! KEK
>>33609310*trips you*whoops my foot slipped
/atoga/ be like: Sorry, /atoga/ machine brokeMe: Understandable, have a great day
>>33609313well are you a natural or not?
>>33609313shut up neuro
>>33609316*curses your entire bloodline* whoops my [redacted] slipped
>>33609285me too man me too
It burns so badly but I don’t even mind because I know it will heal and tgat next time I will be more careful
>chudphobic hours
>>33609324Did you press your hand on the stove again?
I need to plap and cum irresponsibly
>>33609206They are obviously real. It's just hard to meet and date women whose hobbies are>Working>Studying>Being inside>Games and booksYou just meet those girls through sheer luck and hope they like youmeanwhile you can date 10,000,000 awful extroverted women if you want
>>33609299first I would eat you out until you came once and then I'll make sure to make you come again with my cock and then after we're done I would cuddle you
>>33609327it has begun
>>33609320*replaces my blood with battery acid and swaps my blood with your blood*womp womp
>>33609206I'm old enough to remember quite a few women who were just like that when I was a kid.They got erased by the big internet blowup of the 2000s. Unique women do not survive the media bombardment of the modern era. Women will conform to facebook tiktok twitter internet advertisements etc.
Do you work 120 hours a week like Elon Musk does, /atoga/?
>>33609308ok not all of them are attention whores it depends, you can usually tell when they're genuinely nerdy and when they're being attention whores
>>33609333jokes on you, my blood was always pure poison*ACK*
>>33609326femanon's foidussy is my stove
>>33609312ummm excuse me? i hear a moid was shooting ropes earlier when he should have been spraying dame
>>33609318I'm not a natural, it's not like there's a cock working geneYour dumbassery is probably genetic though :p>>33609319Neuro aspires to be me (don't know who that is/you've mistaken me for her before, which means you love her and miss her ^^)
>>33609339And the doctor said, no more fisting on the bed
>>33609336drugs
>>33609340sowwy...
>>33609338*listens to The Cure*"It's closer for me to get to heaven than to ever feel whole again"
>>33609347all is forgiven.just do not forget my voice
My dad wants me to come over this week and help him get all the jiggies and notes in the Clanker's Cavern level of Banjo-Kazooie because he's not good at swimming in that game.
I miss convincing my gf to have sex without protection in the heat of the moment. Growing old sucks, wah wah I can't be so irresponsible....
>>33609352Youre old. Marry her and fill her with nut all the time. Tf are you doing...
time for schlong, femanon
>>33609348*unplugs your devices* *deletes your accounts* *stomps on your headphones* *starts chanting EXURENS TENEBRAS EXURENS TENEBRAS on top of my lungs*
>>33609355I see nun
>everyone is busy gooning ugh
>>33609360you feel left out, femanon?
>>33609354Masturbating to old memories of better times
>>33609279I am not old I just find the idea of this game funny
>>33609350>just do not forget my voicehmm??
>>33609312I was born to cuck
>>33609350Why is that your name?
>>33609362no, it's just more fun if the thread is fast>>33609367beast
Has anyone ever scraped a pretty thick layer of skin off their palm I fell and it’s pretty bad and it’s been burning for hours even though I cleaned and covered it
I think moid pick up artists need to stop trying to teach moids how to pick up women and start to teach them how to love women (the sex)It's sexy, it gets you women, it makes you socially successful, it means you can have favors, connections with half of society
>>33609370Skateboarding accident? Anyway, use some burn gel if you want, or just wait
>>33609294A real man's nuts are CONSTANTLY doing that.
>>33609356*puts some holes in your blanket with a ballpoint pen*give it back
>>33609342how am i dumbass what the f
>>33609370Do you have something thats locally numbing? Could also take some ibuprofen to numb the pain.
>>33609370Not off the palm of my hands, but when I went to the beach and got sunburnt and the skin flaked off, sometimes I didn't wait for it to fully naturally fall off and it can hurt. Something like that?
>>33609371Nah, I think we need to return to tradition and have older women teach young men how to please women. Men can't truly teach that, women can.
>>33609364i feel that
>>33609371Have you met any women these days? The only reason those PUA guys pretend to like their girlboss personalities is so they can get sex. If you take the promise of sex away, women would have to start being feminine and sweet again.
>>33609371sex is gay my tongue is extremely fat so I'm stuck eating pussy, I feel like sex is for dudes with small dicks because they can jackhammer without hitting her cervix. my pp is too big so i just soak until she naturally adjusts her canal to fit me
>>33609368why does everyone ask me that every day? i was given this name by fellos togies
>>33609371>It's sexy, it gets you womenyou know what makes getting women exponentially easier? having sex with a woman at least once
>>33609372YesWhat kind of gel?>>33609376No I only have neosporin
>>33609368it's hot, stop being retarded
>>33609380We do love Nina Hartley. Women should give her a medal.
>>33609375How are you not? What is it about being a woman that makes me naturally know how to work cock? If you think the cock working genus is on my X chromosomes that make me a woman, you already have one of those
>>33609393>What is it about being a woman that makes me naturally know how to work cock?Nta but you know, you just know
>>33609351Just tell him about holding R for sharper turns.
>>336092104’9”-5’2” light skin Latina/East Asian with a fat ass who dresses punk/gothOr 6’1”+ white woman with big tits
Getting cheated on as a woman is wild because like how did you not keep your man happy?
>>33609374wow, rudeI will go to sleep now to spite you
>>33609255My ex girlfriend that I was with for over 4 years found a new guy a week after kicking me to the curb
>>33609394If I know I know why would anon ask?
>>33609387Burn gel has a lidocaine in it that reduces pain for a while on broken skin. You can also try a cream with an antihistamine if that helps you in case it itches (those creams always just annoyed me, though).
>>33607005are they really though?
>>33609385Why did you get that name?
my cock is sore, I masturbated 5 times last nightI was very horny
>>33609403no, i love you, come back
>>33609402women have like 1/4th the sex drive of men on average, it's amazing cheating rates are so similar actually, you'd think men would cheat 4 times more, at least
>>33609415>women have like 1/4th the sex drive of men on averageshe plaps chad thousands of times a week
>>33609402Most cases are where the foid deludes herself into thinking she's his gf when the Chad is just using her for sex.>b-but he took me to McDonald's onceSo? You can still do that with fuckbuddies lol
>>33609402some of them got huge tits too like, how, lol.
>>33609404Bet she didn't - probably just had to find a quick rebound to get you off her mind. Four years is a long time to just find another.
it’s tough being 6’5
i love being a 5'10 male
Just listened to Chappeli Roan's "Good Luck Babe", and I guess the meaning of the song is just "My ex-girlfriend secretly still loves me and she hates her husband"?Does anyone else think that's kind of pathetic?
>>33609426Can I sit on your shoulders and we can be 11'10"?
>>33609107Looks like that godzilla scene from inspector gadget.
>>33609429you can sit on my face
>>33609309never had any but my only practice has been masturbation. Hopefully I am good at it
>>33609409Okay thank youI can’t wash it super well because it hurts so badly what should I do I don’t want dirt in there
I do not give a shit about my height
>>33609431How do you fumble this hard man
>>33609429do you have decent milkers and are you a biological female?
>>33609331idk why but as a woman im not interested in being eaten out only in being stuffed
>>33609431If i knew who you were.. lol
>>33609429>>33609440>She actually fell for it.
>>33609438Yes to both.
cream filled
>>33609439ok then I'll just exclusively penetrate you
>>33609434how do you masturbate? got any cock toys?
>>33609414*honk mimimimi honk mimimimi*
>>33609444Wanna date?
>>33609447is that a turn off for men btw? not wanting to be eaten out?
>>33609143There's a bank robbery in progress up the road that is interfering with my doordashing. So lunch break.
>>33609365this is the cringiest, reddiest, autistic ass shit i've ever read. "you know what i wanna do instead of just fucking?""what, babe?""read multiple paragraphs of cringe first"
>>33609448i like to dry hump. i’ll roll a towel and pillows for friction and ride and bounce.. never inserted anything before hopefully ill be good at riding at least
>>33609402>fit>younger than him>pay most of rent>do most of chores>expert at all his hobbies>his friends and parents like me>never reject his advances>make advances often>never ask for foreplay or an orgasm>he cheats on me with a fat single mother almost a decade older than himMen do it for variety and sport
>>33609459You know I don't wanna victim blame but I have a feeling there's something you're leaving out here.
>>33609450*reinstalls valorant while also watching you sleep*
>>33609454no not really, I just like women feel good and that in turn makes me feel good
>>33609451>444yes
>>33609455oh that sucks, besides that are you doing ok?
>>33609454can i eat your butt or is it 0% oral on you?
>>33609465then straight to the point it is
>>33609439i felt this way until i met a man who was actually good at it. now i think of it as a reward for letting him have me whenever he wants me
>>33609409>lidocaineCan also use that on your poopchute. :)
so glad my foid can fit me
>>33609471im not interested in oral at all
>>33609459expert at all of his hobbies? so like, better than him? plus paying the rent; i bet he felt emasculated and needed to "put you in your place" so to speak, so he fucked the first moralless rando that would receive his dick.
Why do some women like this character so much? I can't escape this thing lately whenever I go outside
>>33609444im actually the 6’5 anon. So you’re 5’5? That’s a pretty good height for a woman
>>33609309I've practiced grinding on dildos for almost decades now. I think it has translated really well into my sex life.
>>33609468That was you. But that's a deal.
>>33609481a female friend told me only crazy girls like that character
>>33609481It's cute but tough. Reminds me of Tweety or the PowerPuff Girls.
>>33609309i practice kegels so when i have sex the first time i can squeeze a man dry
>>33609469Yeah, I'm ok. I got a bloody frosty and put apples in it. Wendy's fries suck so bad with nothing on them.
femanon do you listen to slophttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6pVxdGVWmA
>>33609482Yes. I feel too tall. Just need someone to break my knees lol or my back.
>>33609402cheating is always the fault of the cheater. you either have the inner moral framework to not cheat, or you don't. no amount of beauty, grace, forgiveness, love, affection, or attention will keep an unfaithful person faithful to you. it's only a matter of time.
>>33609485kek yasssss!!! just tell me when and where
>>33609475so glad my moid can stretch me out
>>33609494Here. Right now. Wanna make out?
i wonder how its going to feel when i get stretched out for the first time
>>33609492Age and location? What’s your ethnicity?
hate this place i need to fuck
>too skinny to stretch her out. I will kill myself and it's your fault.
>>33609481
IF a girl had scars on her palm would you find that ugly
>>33609482faggot
>>33609505No. Why would I care? Just wrap them around my dick
>>33609505no
>>33609498yes please! you dont have to ask lol you can just grab my neck and kiss me
>>33609464explain this meme to me
i wish there was a version of this place but with less insufferable people
>>33609507Remember that cum is good for face skin trendNow cum is hand creamWhat CAN'T cum/dick cure?
>>33609502
>>33609511I'm in love. Discord?
>>33609512HAHA is a science joke about rotting material, i think?
MenWhy are you so obsessed with the race of any prospective partner?
>>33609518I don't like brown skin.
>>33609516I fell for you at first sight. and yes - whats yours?
>>33609517not sure if I can believe you hombre
>>33609503I really like Harmony Korine but I'm not interested in any of his movies.
>>33609523I said I THINKI could be wrong
>>33609522anmousseWorth it, even if I'm getting trolled
I've seen a lot of people get fucking obsessed with that Owl House cartoon for children, is that the new MLP or something?
>>33609526>half-life>opposing force>blue shift>decay tzk tzk tzk
>>33609490well I'm happy your doing ok, enjoy your meal, I guess you already finished it by now. anyway have a nice day
how can i feel so horny as a woman if im a virgin
>>33609505no, did you have an accident?
God is not letting me sleep why is he doing this
>>33609533virginity has nothing to do with it, I'm a virgin man and I get really horny
>>33609533What do you think being a virgin does, exactly? Do you think that once you have sex the dick unclogs your pussy and all the built up sexual desire comes out?
>>33609533Because your body is screaming begging for you to at least TRY to get pregnant?
>>33609512There’s a game called Half-Life. It has expansions called Opposing Force, Blue Shift, and Decay. They get all the names wrong, adding animal references.
>>33609541nice, thanks babe
>>33609512>>33609517>>33609541Are you people bots? What the fuck is going on here man
>>33609546That is called erping
>>33609546kvakoo motherfucker
>>33609518nam but all men have a strange entitlement to women of their own race, some men fetishize other races and some men seek to gain status through dating specific races. generally, if a man cares about race at all, avoid avoid avoid.
>>33609538>>33609539>>33609540i thought that me being virgin my body cant get horny because its never had sex. How can it crave sex if its never had it?
>>33609550forgot my pic
>>33609552I fucking knew NAG was “not a girl” not “not asked gender”Fuck Faqgot
>>33609513Fewer*
>>33609553you can't possibly be this retardedthis is a larp
Girls, is a guy making $42,000 a year a dealbreaker?
>>33609553body craves sex because hormones. nothing else matters.
>>33609559im being serious i always saw sex as a craving. i crave chocolate because i have tasted it. But sex? never had it so why do i get so horny wtf
>>33609553You're cute
foids how do you respond when a moid has food but won't let you have any?
>>33609560here is a side hustle idea for you
>>33609556and i put "nam" meaning "not a man". sorry to hear about your autism
>>33609560No, I have supported men who made less before.
>>33609560NAG but putting his question into context $42k a year is median moid income
>>33609568Yes that is why it is proof that NAG = not a girl
>>33609560no, idiot. although my chad makes much more than that :)
>>33609566If he wants his milking he's going to share the food.
>>33609570Okay so what you're saying is that it IS a dealbreker for most foids
>>33609553being horny is human nature
>>33609518Because white women getting blacked is hot as fuck?
>>33609518I’m not really attracted to dark skin at all, even within my own race, I didn’t choose what I am and am not attracted to. And I’m not attracted to African facial features.
>>33609577imma let the foids answer
I'm sick, can a nice femanon take care of me please?
weird having people come to you for relationship advice when you've never felt the loving touch of a woman before
>>33609573Does he have a big dick too?
>>33609583Who is this you guy
i want dick inside me
How do I know if I need to keep a wound moist or dry
>>33606208>>33608150>>33587070>mfw working at the bar seeing posts from people saying they wish I was dead, being me would be awful, and that I'm uglyPar for the course I suppose lmaoThe AI song kinda slaps though desu, ignoring the wack lyrics lolNever change 4chinz, I'll catch you later...
>>33609588this is me, who is this?
>>33609593what kind of wound?
>>33609590So do a lot of people. Like probably at least half of them. What's your point?
>>33609597You. Stop saying shit about me mf
>>33609601who the fuck is 'we'
>>33609605What? What!? What???????0
>>33609593All wounds need to be kept as moist as the body wants them to be, no more and no less. Typically, skin dries out, so you have to keep the area sufficiently moistened with bandaging and ointments. At the same time, deeper wounds or wounds in areas that tend to get dirty will be at risk of infection if their dressings aren't kept appropriately dry.
>>33609574My cum is your food.Already forgot we put you on a cum-only diet?
Women: Have you ever intentionally rage-baited incels?
>>33609579Based knower
>>33609596Also my advice to other anons is don't become a bartender if you're an alcoholic or just a loser lmao. I seem to be at least tolerated here and shoot the shit with the regulars til the wee hours and it's honestly a nice gig overall, people even get me drinks sometimes at the end of the shift, but holy fuck I'm so depressedIt's just the same shit day in and day out. I fill my spare time with video games and music but it's so empty. I go for a drink with my ex, I go for a drink with my witch friend, we have a laugh and whatever, but I go home to nothing.Anons, stay in school, do something meaningful with your life, find what makes you tick, build connections and have real passions, cause this is really no way to live. I hate being alive so much. I really don't know how anyone fucking does this
>>33609611Ah, aha, heee
>>33609611Do you get tipped in Engerland?
>>33609611did you do a bartending course?
>>33608137Did you see action in Kashmir?
Fuck it I'm doing it, I'm downloading Overwatch 2 to see why so many people hate it.
>>33609611>Also my advice to other anonsNothing you say is interesting.
>>33609611Lousy advice. Meaning is created, not found. GIVE your life meaning.
>>33609621Why overwatch??
>>33609618No lmao I just got thrown in the deep end and had to fend for myself really. I mean really I'm just "front of house" not a bartender per-se, but I end up spending most of my shifts making drinks behind the bar. I've done lots of irritating people by asking them questions repeatedly and Googling/YouTube... a trial by fire shall we say...>>33609615No tips lol, nor would I expect or want anyone to cause I already feel bad enough with how overpriced the drinks are... if anything I'm inclined to give people free drinks but I'd get in trouble for that lol. But I definitely serve generously and put in extra shots for the regulars and such...>>33609614Sorry just having a melty rn tbqh
>what women want us to want: BBL and lip filler lips>what women think we want: (dedicated sucking noises)>what men actually want: "I prepared $264 of salmon, ground beef, chicken, and steaks for the entire month to feed my family of five"
>>33609630salmon is disgusting
>>33609630Short noise
>>33609626Why not? I'm not a big PvP shooter guy I'm just curious why it got people so fucking mad.Plus some of the girls are hot.
>>33609630Lip filler femanon will not like this..
>>33609599Abrasion >>33609607Um
>>33609630Is food that cheap at burger town?
>>33609634It’s pretty fun. I’ve put about 200 hours into it last I checked. If you like shooters, try Soldier
Are there still cute egirls playing Overwatch or have they all moved to Valorant?
>>33609638>UmWhat did you do again, anon?
what word do guys prefer to hear when hornydick or cock? like to tell him your cock is so
>>33609634I don’t play it, but from what I understand, Overwatch 2 was not an improvement or was even a downgrade from the first one. Fans of the first game hated the second.
>>33609640Without exact numbers I don't know. It sounds about right, maybe just a little high in price.
>>33609642Definitely valorant
>>33609645cock
>>33609645S C H W A N Z
>>33609651why?
moids do you ever get baby fever?
>>33609645Cock, please.
>>33609661lol no.
>>33609661Yes
>>33609661moids here haven't experienced it but you ask any dad and he'll tell you yes, it's real
>>33609661I did with my ex. We didn’t want to start a family yet, but she loved the idea of getting pregnant and I loved the idea of knocking her up.
>>33609662why cock?
>>33609661Yeah, but not for a while
TFW you put femanon in the Goon Cornerhttps://youtu.be/KGq4MO85K0s
>>33609671wtf is a goon corner
>>33609645I like autistic girls who say 'penis'
>>33609630foids got the ick from this
>>33609669I guess dick sounds more comedic?
>>33609630>$264 of salmon, ground beef, chicken, and steaks for the entire month to feed my family of fiveThat'd last like a half a week.
>>33609678so it’s better to tell a guy i need your cock instead dick? >>33609676im not falling for that
>>33609676or weiner
>>33609645ANYTHING but “member”.
>>33609677your wrong. the ick is not real
>>33609681I think so, yeah.
long distance with my bf rn, he moved to a different city. he told me he went out with friends and they ran into a some other people. a girl from that group asked for his snap saying she knows good spots and that they should join her some time. he obligedtrying to decide if this is acceptable
>>33609655I just prefer how cock sounds instead of dick even penis sounds better than dick
Women, why is one of you dating an obese cop instead of a real man like me?
>>33609681>im not falling for thatWhat do you mean? I like girls who unabashedly use the actual term when referring to genitalia.from most hot to least hot:>"I want to suck on a penis">"I want to suck on a cock">"I want to suck on a dick"
>>33609681>so it’s better to tell a guy i need your cock instead dick?if a girl tells me that I'll get an instant boner
>>33609693Paul Blart Mall Cop has a huge fucking COCK
>>33609691My name is not Richard.... it's Dick.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xgVMBnGbX0
>>33609694so i should tell him i want his penis in me?
>>33609690If they're hanging out in a group it's fine. He's more likely to wingman for one of his bros rather than trying to hit himself
>>33609696NTA but I'm pretty sure men whose dream job is to be a cop are stuck with a lifelong condition of having small pee pee's.
>>33609698thats actually the reason I don't like when women refer to my penis as richard
>>33609701Cock, and yes. I'd breed her right there if a woman told me that.
>>33609701For (Me) yes, I don't know what your man wants to hear.
Women, would you date a younger version of a man who's identical to Woody Allen, except not an incestuous kiddy diddler like Woody probably is? You know, a scrawny, anxious, slightly Jewy four-eyed autist.
>>33609706ill tell him and see how he reacts hopefully hes ready to breed me
WomenWhat the fuck do I do? I upset my friend.>be me>20M>yesterday was friend's 19th birthday >we both like each other>but I don't want to date because a mutual friend is deeply in love with her (unrequited)>yesterday she tells me to give her a kiss for her birthday>too shy for that and it's too sudden, so I say no>she says that I have to do it or else we aren't friends anymore>I begrudgingly do it>she snickers and says that she's going to tell our friend that we kissed>I tell her that I just did it because she forced me to>she looks wounded and goes quiet>giving me the silent treatment >still won't talk to meI guess I'll just leave her alone until she comes around...
Women, would you ever run away from your dreams to join a tribal society out in the wilderness?
Men, would you date a woman taller than you?I'm a guy but I'm the only person in my friend group that said I'd date a taller girl. All the other guys said that a girl being taller than him is an instant disqualification from the dating pool.
Saw a femcel in the wildHow do I approach one
>>33609712STUPID! What were you thinking?
>>33609718W-which part?
I'm horny!
>>33609690Sounds like it was a group thing and he didn't initiate it so personally I wouldn't worry. Thing is you can't stop him from socializing. If you're with him I assume you trust him, so you might as well lean fully into that trust and accept that you can't control him
>>33609708sounds like my type
>>33609719You don’t want to date because some random guy likes her and she doesn’t like him? But you like her and kissed her? But you had to make sure she knew you didn’t want to? On her birthday??
>>33609713Tribes aren't afterschool clubs. You can't just show up one day and say "Hey I'm part of your group now." and just start living there.
>>33609716For the longest time, I only dated women shorter than me, but that's because all the women I asked out who were taller than me rejected me. The first woman I got to date who was taller than me ended up becoming my wife and the mother of our child.
>>33609623>Nothing you say is interestingNever said it was... just shitposting at work on a lousy night...>>33609625>GIVE your life meaning.Yeah I suppose you're right >>33609716>would you date a woman taller than you?Yeah, I have done multiple times>>33609661I used to kinda and still think babies are adorbs. But I also accepted years ago that I'll never have a kid and am destined for the lonely bachelor life
>>33609727ThisIt’s like if some random person shows up to Thanksgiving and says he’s part of the family now.
>>33609725I only did it because she told me she'd never talk to me again if I didn't. She holds grudges forever over everything so I thought she might mean that.
>>33609725I (m) once refused to date a woman who was in love with me because a man I was friends with was in love with her. She didn't love him back but I kept encouraging him to go for it and trying to persuade her to change her mind so she'd get with him. She never did. Her loss. I only tried to sell her on him for about half a year.
>>33609732Didn’t mean to come down hard on you. I just always used to try to find meaning by trying to be like people I saw or met, but it never made me happy.
>>33609727>You can't sit with usOk, this gives me mean girl vibes . Yall are worse than a bunch ot girls
>>33609736Was she hot? Were her titties big?
>>33609625I think I'm just depressed desu. All the ways I used to be able to feel I could give life "meaning" and "purpose" feel totally meaningless now, and other things are simply out of reach. I guess it's mostly a mindset and mental health problem for people, because I suppose you can attribute meaning and purpose to any constructive activity or lifestyle really. >>33609737It's good that you had that realisation and awareness at least. Is there anything that makes you feel happy or meaningful now?
>>33609735Did you have to tell her that?>>33609736Great, then none of you were happy. Really worth it huh?Idk why moids insist on this “I called dibs” bullshit.
>>33609698I mean at least your name isn’t Dick Burns.
>>33609712
>>33609690>asked for HIS snap>saying she knows good spots and that they should join her some timeYeah, the good spot is her G spot KEKYou're a girl, you know we don't ask for guys' snap (they ask us), much less to hang outBut hey it's a group invitation so it's comfortably vague kekCome on now, you know how this will end. They'll start talking, become romantically involved, his messages will become shorter, less frequent, more impersonal, he'll deny and you'll only know about it when it's a full fledged relationship
>>33609744Yes. I find fulfillment through hobbies and trying to make other people’s lives happier.
>>33609751I don’t like evil qt very much
>>336097121. Your unrequited friend needs to get over it.2. Does she even know the mutual friend likes her and is still not over her? If not, explain why you had your holdups despite liking her and you thought it was hurtful to tell your friend that the two of you kissed.3. You need to have a talk with your friend about wanting to date her if that's what you want to pursue. My roommate did this when he went on a date with a girl I struck out with. It hurt, slightly, but we're grownups and I understood he can't live his life just because a romance didn't pan out for me. I think you were right to try to soften the blow for your friend, but you need to be clearer with the girl of why what she did was wrong, otherwise she'll get the wrong idea and think you don't like her. So yeah basically you need to be honest with her and your friend. Your friend will get over it if you two start dating. As someone who was in that situation as the unrequited friend, it might hurt for a little bit, but you get over it and start pursuing other girls and continue to grow your friendship with both of them.
What would a woman think if her boyfriend made a suspiciously frequent amount of short trips to China without her?
>>33609720Hi horny, I’m dad!
>>33609690Tbh, anonette, I'm not even sure it's she who asked for his snap (so she could hang out with his friends rather than the other way round. I mean if it was the other way round, would he tell you
>>33609761Do you think most girl dads sometimes wonder what it would be like to dick down their daughters, but don't act on it?
>>33609745>Did you have to tell her that?I didn't want her to tell our friend about what happened. She was just being mean and trying to start drama. She smirked when she said it because she knew it would upset her friend (who's been her best friend since they were two). And it did kind of hurt my feelings because she didn't show happiness after we kissed, so I thought maybe she got me to do that just for fun, and so she could have something to start drama over. She keeps me guessing anyway by playing hot and cold. Romantic one day, cold and disparaging the next.
>>33609754OkayI try :(
>>33609763No and the ones that do should kill themselves
>>33609755>understood he can't live his life just because a romance didn't pan out for me.I put too many negatives in that post and made it mean the opposite, but I hope it makes sense:should be something along the lines of:>I understand that he needs to live his life, and shouldn't deny romantic chemistry with a girl just because I tried and didn't match well with her.
Women have you ever been in this situation?
>>33609531Yeah I did. Ty hun.
>>33609754>evil qtUwot lolThat wasn't me.....
>>33609762Maybe she felt safer around his friends than she would around random people
>be a femanon namefag>everyone wants to talk to you, fuck you, praise you>be a maleanon namefag>everyone wants you to dieSOCIETY!
>>33609752That's wholesome <3 what hobbies do you have?>>33609784>be a maleanon namefag>everyone wants you to dieHey, any publicity is good publicity as they say...
>>33609780knew it
>>33609776Yes kekLast year, I had this "friend" (we only knew each other for a short time, but we were getting closer) tell me about her previous relationship. She said she loved a guy but one day she sent him a message on facebook telling him she couldnt commit, and doesn't want to be with him anymore. He said okay and blocked her on fb. She complained how could he not hold on to me? I was like how could you not see the cognitive dissonance of blaming him for not holding on to you when you broke up with him? She was like no, it's different. I was like different how, but she said I wouldn't understand kek
It’s time to stop being mentally ill. I can’t stand that my boss gave someone else a compliment at work even though I’m one of the highest people here, I’m in a director position, and I regularly get compliments from him and he compliments me when speaking to my other colleagues. I wouldn’t be like this if I wasn’t born to shit parents and was the scapegoat for any issue that happened in the house. I wish I was an only child and got all the praise a child deserves, maybe I wouldn’t seek validation from everyone and get jealous over the slightest positive remarks made about someone else because they weren’t directed at me
>>33609782She said she wanted to show them around though, meaning she knows the place more than them (ofc, this is according to the bf's version)
I love you all femanons <3you male anons are cool too
>>33609801NTA but if you're that suspicious and distrustful of your bf why are you even with him
>>33609804love you more, anon :* :*
>>33609768I bet your dad thought about fucking you a lot.
My dad hates pedos because his dad was a child molester who raped a double digit number of children
>>33609810*hugs you* mwah
>>33609816>his dad was a child molester who raped a double digit number of childrenDamn, is that fucker in prison or dead?
>>33609621Imagine giving Activision-Blizzard money
My palms hurt so much I cant even zip my jacket
>>33609809It's not that I'm suspicious anon, it's that when you're told a story and youve lived in the world, you have estimations about the likelihood of something happening. In the real world, men ask for women's social media more often than the other way. Not only that, but you don't single out one person if you're interested in a group. LDR can't endure: no man would reject a living breathing woman who can have sex with him for a woman who lives miles away because they "talk". Women get hang up on words, men don't.
How do I get a girl who thinks it'd be a fun challenge to make me orgasm as many times as possible in a single day?
>>33609821He died a long time ago desu. He died of glioblastoma in 1991 when he was 72.
>>33609817undresses you(?)
>>33609824Did you chemically burn your skin or something, anon?
>>33609826Oh you're another incel bot. Got it
>>33609816I wish he would have raped me.
>>33609801I know that if I was in a different city than my bf and his friends were in the same city, I would feel more comfortable with them than random people. They would watch over me for him?
>>33609831ok but now I'll undress you too *undresses you*
>>33609816does that number include your dad?
>>33609804Yeah but would you still love me if I was a worm
>>33609842It doesn't; he only raped girls and sometimes women. It does include my dad's older sisters who he began raping when they were 5 or 6. His sexual predation was in the 1930s to 1950s. Probably easier to get away with crime then.
>>33609844>Femanon's clit if she overdoses on testosterone.
>>33609839Huh? Idk who's misunderstanding who anonAnonette said her bf and his friend ran into this group of other people and one of them asked for his snapThe girl supposedly knows these people but doesn't know the bf/friends. Not to mention she's more familiar with the place since she's proposing to show them spots
>>33609829>died of glioblastoma in 1991 when he was 72.Shame he didn't get beaten to death in prison when he was 20 something lol. Fucking sick cunt. Stories like this make me so angry lol
>>33609834You're in denial. Hopefully, one day you'll wake the fuck up.
>>33609850I just wish I was one of the victims. Then I wouldn't have been a virgin for so long.
>>33609840*oh no, s/he saw the beauty mark on my left boob**panic*
>>33609816I wish there was a woman who did that kind of stuff to me when I was young.
Girls, let me squeeze it?
>>33609855I think it's cute *kisses beauty mark*
Women have a signature way their skin stretches over their body that is attractive.
>>33609844yes
>>33609854You realise if you got raped/molested as a kid you would probably either say a virgin/incel as an adult or become a hypersexual whore kek
There's nude pussy pics on wikipedia commons.Amazing.
>>33609864The latter outcome is the best outcome. I would love to be someone who has all the sex as an adult, because I had learned it from a young age.
>>33609873I used to fap to the breast wiki page
>>33609873I also learned the term "pillow pussy", but I am not sure how common that is.
>>33609859*hot breath on my boob*I think this is enough stimulation for the day*runs away face crimson red*
>>33609879hehe cute
>>33609879hey wait you forgot to get dressed again
>>33609874Would you though?? Many hypersexual abused people I know aren't happy at all. I'm kinda happy in a way I went the other way and stayed celibate
>>33609886Yes. Sex equates to happiness.
>>33609874>learned itThat's not how it is and you know it.
>>33609886You probably replying to the "rejection is rape" incel. Was >>33609854>I just wish I was one of the victims.this not big enough of a giveaway??
>>33609881TT﹏TT
Women, did you ever put anything under your shirt to look pregnant? A girl friend of mine tells me this is a pretty common thing but it seems too weird.
>>33609833No I fell down and scraped them really badly Its been hours of pain now I'm scared
>>33609896I would do it when we played doctor as kids and then when I was older I would do it in bed sometimes for comfort
>>33609882*trips on own clothes*I'm fine!! I'll get dressed on in some corner
>>33609899treat them and bandage them anon
>>33609903*helps you get up*It's ok there's nothing to worry about *hugs you*
>>33609899You probably got some gravel in them or sprained your wrists or something. Go to the hospital.
>>33609878I like plump-pussied women, so I once spent a week searching shit like "large labia" and "plump labia majoris" in Pornhub. Didn't work.
>>33609896when i was little yeah, with a pillow
>>33609904I did >>33609907No my bones feel fine the skin feels like its on fire though. A lot of skin came off it was really bad
>>33609896I did that when I was around 12 weeks.
>>33609896I've never heard of anyone actually stuffing their clothes, but one day I had really bad IBS bloating and I was imagining what it would be like if I was pregnant instead
>>33609896Yeh, when I was a really little kid. We have a picture.
Men Have ever been really scared walking home at night
>>33609886They're not happy, but they've done the thing that all life is ultimately on Earth to do. No matter what your beliefs are, it is the final goal of all lifeforms to reproduce. Our human world revolves around the abstract forms of our natural behaviors, and sex is the abstract form of reproduction. The Native American tribes of the plains encouraged warriors to thump people on the head with a "coup stick" without killing them as a way of saying "I'm so good at fighting I didn't need to actually kill you." Modern sex is the same way; subconsciously, it's really about the validation and "honor" of having fucked.
>>33609905*anon's pp touching my ass, hands around my naked boobs**perverted thoughts perverted thoughts perverted thoughts*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFinally hits anon in the penis and runs away
>>33609913>>33609899Where did you scrape them? What surface? Did you wash them clean properly?If it's really bad, go see a doctor, they will disinfect and bandage it properly.
>>33609913Go to the hospital. You probably got some shit stuck in them that they can flush out. Don't want to get a blood clot or an infection.
>>33609925In the driveway, I tried to wash them and with soap but it burned so badly I couldn't really lather How do I know if it's that bad?
I want a sexy man to come kiss my boobies right now :C
>>33609924understandable
>>33609920Dunno about scared, but I have been more wary than usual of getting into a fight.>go to Rocky Horror show>dress as budget-decrease Rocky (silver-beaded booty shorts, silver boxing shoes, wore sweats on the walk to the show)>lose sweats in the crowd during the show>walk back by myself to change before hitting bars>some grungy dude eyeballs me from across the street, crosses the street and starts following me>keep looking over my shoulder, walk a little faster>hear him trying to catch up>finally turn around to look at him>he turns to walk down another street, keeps eyeballing me thoughJust shit like that.
>>33609932>In the drivewayGO TO THE HOSPITAL!
>>33609927What? Why would I go to the hospital I don't have time for that. Why do you guys always have to freak me out
>>33609920I was spooked once, I was going back home at midnight through a shady street and a police car stopped next to me the officers looked around and drove away
>>33609932It still hurts, so you didn't treat it properly.
>>33609938Why :(
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the circular pity baiting will go on for hours
>>33609935i feel bad for penis-chan tell him i said sorry :(
>>33609943What more can I do I put neosporin on and covered it
>>33609939Something could travel through your blood and go to your heart and you could legit fucking die.
>>33609953What the fuck it's not that deep of a cut oh my god stop I
>>33609953my mom used to tell me this all the time
>>33609950You, nothing. A hospital can do more is what we're saying.
>>33609960A hospital can give you fun drugs! Some of the best fenty and morphine I ever had was to treat pain at a hospital
>>33609948at least I got hit in the penis and not in the balls
>>33609960It's my hands I thought because I keep moving them and they have so many nerve endings thats making them burn Whatever I hope this does fucking kill me I'm so sick of all this and you guys aren't helping you're just freaking me out I wouldn't go to the hospital for a scrapped knee so why would I go for this
>>33609947Let me go
>>33609964but penis chan can break, no?
if your hands are so sore stop typing, dumbass
fingering femanons until my hands are so sore I can't shitpost anymore
when you buy things like earphones, a mouse/mouse pad, a phone... what color(s) do you go for?
>>33609971not that easily and getting hit on the penis doesn't hurt nearly as much as getting hit in the balls
>>33609989black
>>33609989black or grey
>>33607365>MKG is more likely to deceive people>>33607427>MKG looks weakerThe duality of anons.>>33607351>the lesser evil of two evilsThe real issue is the evil of two lessers.
>>33609989green
>>33609989Typically black. Most of what I own is black. I'm dull normie tier goth.
The psychological effect of having your dick fully inside of a woman must be insane. I feel like it would completely rearrange my psyche.
>>33609920M, not really, I walk home from work after midnight theough the pitch black woods most nights, I just think if someone kills me they better make it quick...
>>33609989Pink to be all ironic and shit.
>>33610048>I'm dull normie tier goth.So you're not the kind who wears a fishnet penis sleeve everywhere you go, or who has a tattoo of a black widow spider on your gonads?
>>33609997I'm glad penis chan gets to survive another day *_*
>>33610069me too!
>>33610069>>33609997I want to give Penis-Chan a bath with my tongue.
From my heart and from my hands, why don't people understand my intentions?
>>33610066Unfortunately not, no.
>>33610095You're sus
>>33610088I feel like I would be cheating on >>33610069if I let you do that
>>33609788Sorry, didn’t see the reply. I like games - learning about, collecting, playing them. I like reading about history and cultures around the world, and occasionally mystery books. I used to build models and would like to get back into it. I do some audio and video editing in my spare time for a little ongoing pet project of mine.
>>33610177>I feel like I would be cheating on >>33610069 (You)*gives you a kiss on the mouth*
I am not horny anymore
>>33610207w-wait which anon are you? are you >>33610069or are you >>33610088 ?
>>33610241Since there's (you) in front of 33610069 in this comment >>33610207 then >>33610207is me, >>33610069 ^_^
>>33610277oh ok then *kisses you back*sorry I didn't want to cheat on you so I had to make sure :)
>>33610296you're a cutie! <3
>>33610335thanks, you too <3
>>33609784>be femanon namefag>try to contribute to topic and answer questions>male namefag>dab on incelsGeee golly, I wonder.
Older femanon here,Why is it so hard to find younger men to date? I’ve only met one who actually wanted to date and not just be fuck buddies and he was already taken by a woman who was a bit older younger me so he didn’t want to date me
